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28 Hour Show - 2008 - Hour 19
2008
28 Hour Show 2008 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
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Eddie and Skye turned an exercise in airing minor grievances into a running argument over unmelted nacho cheese, free station clothes, office wrestling, Skye's willingness to admit mistakes, ketchup pranks and Eddie's fixation on her lanyard. Rob tried to keep score despite repeated objections, while Ashley's visible reactions and laughter repeatedly encouraged the attacks. Later, Mike, Rob, Skye, Sean, Ashley and the rest of the group launched a synchronized Titanic watch-along and spent the film mocking Bill Paxton, Leonardo DiCaprio, the nude drawing and the movie's dialogue and effects. Their sharpest recurring argument was whether Titanic still looked convincing and emotionally sincere or had become an overlong target for jokes.
What happened, in order
The Unmelted Nacho Debate
Skye insisted shredded cheese is easier to digest before it melts, while Eddie and the others mocked her claim that melting changes its chemical composition.
Free Swag Fashion Fight
Eddie called Skye's old 50 First Dates station shirt lame, and she countered by attacking his Chewbacca-playing-chess shirt.
Office Wrestling Defense
Skye complained that Eddie and Rob wrestle at work like children, but Eddie argued that he was helping Rob train for MMA.
Wrong About Being Wrong
Eddie accused Skye of never admitting mistakes, and she immediately demonstrated his point by saying she has no problem admitting fault because she is rarely wrong.
Ketchup During Commercials
Skye objected to Eddie balancing ketchup packets on her head while she read commercials, as the room laughed at the prank.
The Twisted Lanyard
Skye described Eddie messaging her during the news because his obsessive dislike of her twisted lanyard compelled him to make her fix it.
Titanic Watch-Along Begins
Mike's group synchronized their DVD players and began a live three-hour Titanic watch-along built around relentless jokes.
Titanic Superfan Revealed
While Rob struggled with the movie's opening, another host revealed having seen Titanic three times in theaters before the group twisted its famous lines into insults.
Girls Gone Bonnet
The discovery of Rose's nude drawing prompted jokes that it was a Playboy Pilgrim spread from the Mayflower titled Girls Gone Bonnet.
Rose Relives the Disaster
The hosts pointed out the cruelty of making elderly Rose watch a computer reenactment of the Titanic sinking and the death of the love of her life.
Talking Rose Off the Rail
As Jack tried to stop Rose from jumping, the group heckled Leonardo DiCaprio's hair, career and earnest speech while urging the scene toward a faster ending.
People mentioned
EddieSkyeRobAshleySeanMikeBill PaxtonJames CameronLeonardo DiCaprioJack DawsonRose
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that's all okay can't take sides thank you some community nachos were ordered this morning for all of us fatties and the nachos came from a taco shop and the nachos had shredded cheese on top and eddie looked at it he goes that don't look right and sky goes well it's nachos and i go well why is the cheese not melted and sky goes i prefer it that way And Eddie goes, look, even Ashley's mouth just dropped open. Like, that's not right. And so Eddie said, what are you talking about? And Skye said, I don't like it creamy. Well, she said, melted cheese is harder to digest. So you asked for it to not be melted? No, it just came. I was lucky enough that it came that way. She was lucky enough that it came that way. And she believes that if it's melted. that her stomach will differentiate between the melted cheese and just the DNA changes. Yes, the molecules, the chemicals. Right, Sean gets it. The chemical composition changes. Sure. Right, yeah, it's totally changed. Like, molecules have now changed. Yes. And now it's not cheese anymore. Right. Now it's beef. No, it's just a different. Anyway. My turn. Eddie, it's your turn. Sky.
I don't like it when you wear clothes that were free from the station that are not cool, even though you claim otherwise. Case in point, a 51st Dates shirt in 2007 is lame. It's lame. Sky, what do you say? Eddie, I find it strange coming from the guy who wears the Chewbacca playing chess shirt. That's cool. And I do think my clothes are cool, just as you think yours are cool. So nothing wrong here. Yours is free swag. Nobody wants that crap. I want people to see Ashley's face right now because her face is like... I think it is. I love it. Have you seen it? So thank you for your comments, but I will not change on that. Thank you. Go ahead, Skye. Eddie. You can't be taking sides, Ashley. I'm encouraging her.
To get me? It's all right, Eddie. You're two to nothing right now. I don't. Wait a minute. There's no scoring here. I thought I was scoring this. No, Rob. I tell you every time. Every time we do this exercise, I tell you, you don't keep score. No, I'm the guy that keeps the points on this. Eddie's up two nothing. Okay. Well, on that note, Eddie, I don't like it when. You and Rob wrestle around like you're in second grade. We're adults. We're at work. It's not appropriate. Eddie, what do you say? He's looking at her right now like, are you kidding me? Eddie, what do you say? Thank you. Adults do wrestle around in MMA fights all the time, and Rob is training to be MMA, and I'm helping him train. And I appreciate it. But they do it for money. He's training. He has a trainer. Eddie, go ahead. Sky. I don't like it when you won't admit when you're wrong.
Even in the face of overwhelming evidence. Sky immediately looked up at the television when he said that. Like, what's going on over here? What's on the TV right now? The term dead to rights is often said and you still won't give. I can't wait to hear what... Sky, what do you say? I have no problem. You didn't say it. My bad, my bad. Unbelievable. I was wrong right there. Thank you, Eddie. Wow. I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong. I'm just rarely wrong. Did we get a clean cut of that? Almost. Did we get a clean? I don't think it could in a big thing. That was gorgeous. Eddie, I don't like it when you tell me I smell like onions. I don't smell like onions. I've never smelled like onions. And I don't appreciate you telling everyone that I do smell like onions. The song. The song. Well, there's a song that goes with it. You don't like this song. First of all, thank you. You're right. One point, Sky. You're right. You don't smell of onions. You reek of onions. You reek of them. It's coming out of your pores. It's like you bathe in them. Sky. No. I don't like it when you claim to be a team with your husband.
Even though it's clear you rule the roost. Thank you, Eddie. Even though what you said is completely inaccurate, I am a team with my hubby, and he would tell you the same. He's forced to, yeah. Eddie, I don't like it when you put things like ketchup packets on my head while I'm trying to do commercials. It's extremely unprofessional. That is really mean. It's not going to help her if you immediately start to laugh. You can't laugh. I'm trying to work, and he's putting crap on my head. And it's mean, Eddie. Thank you for the laugh. She just scored a point already on that one. There's no score. Skye, I don't like it when... You get a splinter and act like you're dying and have to go home. I eat, sunburn, period, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Sky, what do you say? Another one, Rob?
Thank you, Eddie. I've never gone home from a splinter. I went home once when I was vomiting all over the station and had my period, as well as one time with a second-degree sunburn. Eddie is stone-faced right now, staring at me, shaking his head. I guess he doesn't like the fact. How can we accept this? How can we accept this? Come on, you got it. Come up for mind hearing. Catch up. I'm not behind, actually. It's not. I clearly won. I clearly won. I clearly won. There's no score. It's about unanimous. I'm working it out. Pick up the pace. Eddie, I don't like it when you have this OCD obsession with my lanyard and whether it's twisted or not. And while I'm in the middle of doing the news, you have to IM me. to tell me that it's bothering you and I need to fix it. Ashley, quit pumping your fist. Thank you. And for the record, you don't really do the news. Another point. Sky, get it. There's no point. Sky, I don't like it when you talk.
Eddie, I don't like it when you yell. I don't like it when you show up every morning. You know what, Eddie? I don't like it when you look at me. Okay, then, guys, glad that went well. That did not go. To be continued. That didn't go. I got more. No, I think we went as far as we can go. You're listening to the 28-Hour Mikey Show, brought to you by Johnsonville Brotz on KIOZ, San Diego's Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 12 a.m. and 1 a.m. The word of the hour is go. I hope that there are people. First of all, I hope there's people listening right now. But did you see Sky? She was out in front of the studio.
She's at the mall. She is at the mall. We need Sean. Hey, Sean, can you set the Titanic thing? Rob. Yo. What? What? Anyway, I hope you're writing down the words of the hour. I hope people are listening and that they're writing down the words of the hour. What we're going to do is we are going to ask you at 10 a.m. tomorrow morning. To call us and read all the words of the hour back. It's a big, long sentence, a 28-word sentence. And so if you can do that, you're all good. So very easy. You can block out bigotry. And substance abuse. You win a $1,000 gift card if you can read back. We should leave all nudity unfiltered. We have a DVD player. that will take out... Dishonor the flag? Can you imagine what this movie would be like, like what movies would be like if you just took everything out? Yeah. Because we have a filter that takes out the dirty work. Bushiness? I want that filtered out. I actually prefer it. Look at all the stuff you can filter out. You're good, Sean. Dishonoring your parents, dishonoring the flag, mushiness, bigotry.
Disturbing, blasphemy, substance abuse. Happiness, drowsiness. Mexicans. Yeah, what about Mexicans? Can you take that out? Where is that one? They colorize all the Mexicans purple. Where's Skye? Mega Moompa Loompas. She's coming. She's coming. Wow. Oh, there she is. See? It worked. We have cougarons. All right, are we ready? Skye, have you ever seen this movie? Wow. All right, we're about to watch Titanic. Titanic. So if you are at home, you should have the menu up right now. What edition of Titanic is this? Do we have a video, a DVD cover? Let's see what we got here. The sexy version. This is the widescreen collection.
It's the widescreen collection. It's the cheap one, the cheapest one you can buy. That's right. Sorry, Sean. No, I'm just saying. Wow, Sean. It's cheap. You're really demanding. Hey, look who he is. Hey, Ash. Grab a microphone. Of course you are. Grab a microphone, will you? It's our friend. It's our friend, Ash. Tight. What is she doing? We are ready to do this. Oh, it's going to be so good. Okay. So if you've got the movie on at home. and you've got it on the menu screen, just put your cursor over the word play, and I'm going to say one, two, three, play, and I want you to hit the play button. We will all be watching the movie at the same time, and we will goof on it for three hours. How long is a movie? Is it really three hours? Oh, yeah. It is 194 minutes. That's three hours and 14 minutes long. Can we get the extended version? Right? I don't think there's enough. Is it really? It's three hours, 14 minutes? Yeah. You know, next year, Eddie, when we do this, we have to get those Britney Spears, you know, microphones that go on our heads like a headset. Good call. Because I watched Sky during the last movie.
I had a good thing going. She was resting the microphone on her chest. Oh, yes, she was. Yeah, just put it in between your boobs, and then you're good to go. I've heard that before. And she was talking while it was resting on her chest. No high five for you. You don't have a mic? Can we get Ash a mic? No, we want you to have one. She can have mine. You had some good lines last time. We want you to have a mic. Take this, and I'll go get another one. He ain't coming back. Oh, sure. Yes, he is. Yes, he is. Good call, Zep. He is. All right. Are you ready? He's doing a mountain nap more. Follow the chords. Are you ready? I'm going to say one, two, three, play, and you hit the play button. Here we go. One, two, three, play. Here we go. Get ready for a journey. Oh, it's already terrifying. Sammy has that. She does. Actually, it's fleas. She has the hicks. I think it's the same thing, though, but she does. Big dog. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, big dog. Oh, yeah, big dog. It's a great movie. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh, you guys. Do we have clinics somewhere? Oh, big dog. You're all going to die. Wave at the poor people. Good riddance. Bye-bye. See ya. Wouldn't want to be here. So long, steerage.
You all smell like soup. Is she actually singing that? Throw her her beads. You know what happens, Sean. Sean, do you know what happens? Sean. Hey, when you throw beads. I get it. I'm sorry. Throw them right behind you. I wish we could fast forward this part. Seriously. Like, do we need to see Bill Paxton? His crew. Isn't this the abyss? Pretty much. It's all Cameron knows. Cameron. Yeah, dude. Kirk Cameron. No, James. He directed this, huh? He's the king of the world. I don't forget. I watched it in the theater the first time. I thought this was the Titanic. Starship Troopers. It's funny people really don't like it now. What is this? Are you sure this isn't Star Trek? It's like an underwater graveyard. There's Charles Nelson Reilly.
There she is. So what is this, like the prelude or something? Yes, Rob, relax. Yes, Rob, it's like the prelude or something. I've never seen this, Mike, I'm sorry. They'll stand on that deck and they'll say, I forget, what did they say? I'll never let go. I'm king of the world. I'm the king of the world. I'll never let go. I'm the king of your world. Have you ever seen this movie? Are you kidding? Well. I saw it three times in the theater. I'll never let your fat little fingers go. It's like my underwear. It's been a long day. Wow. Sorry. Sorry. Nice earring, Paxton. Yeah. I come with a matching brooch. Oh, wow. Harry Knowles, why are you in this? Who got that?
Raise your hand. Nice work. Thank you. Man, we got some hardcore P1s hanging out right now. Some of them went home, right? Some P1s went home. A bunch, yeah. A bunch went home. Jerks. You guys are in it for the long run. I feel like I've been chewing on a dead cat. I need to do something about that. Oh, my God. Or a dead gopher. You might want to stop chewing on those dead cats. Yeah. Sky's a gopher assassin. That's true. Shut up. You're now mocking the sub. I mean, really? That's what it's come to. Yes. This is what we have. Hey, Bill Paxton, the Goo Goo Girls. Oh, no. If you have only got that out. Yes. Dang it. Baby's got a black balloon. And why don't you slide? Hey, notice they know every song. All right, dude. What did you just say? Ow. Did anybody see those sea monkeys?
Mike, you talk into it and they don't eat it. Hello? I can't wait to get this on YouTube. That machine just pooped something out. Yeah, it's a baby boy. Look at that. You know how you can tell? Drop down, give me 20. I'm going to put on my 1990s sweatshirt. Hey, bro, you're sucking up all the oxygen in here, okay? I can't help it. I'm about to sink Black Balloon. Ah, sea monkeys. Catch them, catch them. Are those gold coins? Oh, wait a minute here. Let's jump right out of this sub. You've got my attention. Anyone got a colander? Money, money, money. Show me the money. Why did he need to put on that sweater? Really? Tell me something, Data. The other guys seem fine.
Can we still do rocky voices during this? Hey, look at this boat. It's crazy, right? Look at how the barnacles rock. It's like an iceberg up there. It's like my prostate in here. Oh, creepy. Okay. Look at that, baby. Hey, Mick, did you ever figure that Tom thing out? Really, that's a door frame? That's real footage, you guys. Real? Footage. Of the real Titanic. They really filmed that? There was no real Titanic. Ah, Michael Moore. Snoop Vision. Oh, it's an albino trout. Okay, wait. That's sperm. They just swim free like that? Hey, Johnny Five. Johnny Five's still alive. Left eye. Isn't she in TLC? She's got crabs.
Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. Hello, my ragtime girl. Okay. Johnny Depp's in there playing that thing. Alicia Keys. It's an Ed Wood movie. Oh, another room that nothing interesting happens in. What is the point of this movie? Yeah. Let's see. If we find treasure, you shave that beard. Yeah. Those are his real teeth. It looks like Rob's bathtub. Except cleaner. That's true. Why is that Snoop vision? More walking of machinery. It's really about something here. She's a beaut. Didn't we go to Cabo on that ship? You can golf on my yacht. I don't know. They're Mythbusters. He loves you in math. Jerry Garcia's out of control.
Oh, gross. Great Kool-Aid. I don't care. Show me that money. It's a safe bowl of pudding. Get your hands off it. Mine, mine, mine. Down, down, down. Hey, did you guys see Costanza with the video camera? Just dig deeper. Geraldo's in there. On my ear. There it is, Mike. Nice. Yeah, take that sweater off. I hate Helen Hunt. Hey, guys, I had to call you back. That thing I said about Helen Hunt. Let's wash all this poop off. Is that a nipple? I'm getting something on the Polaroid here, boss. Wipe that Coke off your nose, pal. Hey, Tony Montana.
Mike, don't look. All right. It's the first of many. 1842? Wait a minute. Oh, my goodness. It's a naked pilgrim. It's the first Playboy Pilgrim edition. It's not the Titanic. It's the Mayflower. It's the girls of the Mayflower. Sorry, Scott. Girls Gone Bonnet, 1842 edition. That's actually her hands. Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. What's the matter with my face? You're looking at Skye on the inside. So true. Get out of my house, old lady. How'd you get in here? Get out of here. Put it on MTV.
And all my time. You like fries with that? Brock Lesnar. This is Brock Lovett. Can you send some cell phones up here, Stat? Hello, I'm calling from a rotary dial. Can you hear me? Sarah, connect me to Doc. Doc Phillips. Calling Klondike 5. You only get one of those every 28 hours. That's called an ocean. I know, stupid. Whose helicopter do you think that is? Power it down. Dunkin' Donuts. Those are awesome. Dangerous catch. I've just got to get a t-shirt like that. Hey, the Secret Service is right behind you guys. That's Ashley in 47 years. She's a mess.
Welcome to my life. Get out of my way. Where's the Lido deck? What time is the captain's dinner? Nice, if you mean no crapper in here, yes. Wonderful, then. Did you find that sweater on the Titanic? Anyway, where's the vodka? It's heroin. You're drawing. It's actually pornography. Yes. Yep, those are mine. I'll just take them out now to compare. Somebody got a forklift? Come on. Stay with us. Come on. Yes, that's me. Wait, that was... I'm not believing you anymore. This is a mannequin.
No, it isn't young men. That's me. I was young then. That's very thin. Okay. Where are we? We look just like Bill Paxton. And that gay guy from the Goo Goo Dolls. Johnny Resnick. Okay. All right. Wow. Kung Fu fighting. You're starting to scare me, Mace. Holy crap, I'm old. Somebody tell me. What is this device? Oh, my God. Have you invented Botox yet? What year is this? I thought we couldn't see ourselves in mirrors. Do you watch me in big love? What?
Oh, that's going to hurt. They made that thing out of wood? I played that game on PlayStation. How many gigs does this have? Is this a Mac? I'm a Mac. How much RAM in there? I'm a PC. Hey, thanks for letting me relive this one. Yes, I was right there. The demonstration boy. You're going to cry? It's really great reliving the most tragic moment of my life. Oh, that's the love of my life, dying. Oh, yeah, that's great. Oh, yes. How did you put that in? Is this in the DVD extras? Let me ask you something, young fellow. Do you have devastation as part of the special effects, too? Do you have my first miscarriage on tape? Okay, okay, okay. All right. Okey-doke. We'll see you next year, folks. Thank you. All righty, then. We'll see you. This feels good.
Oh, yeah, wonderful, wonderful. Can I go now? Yes. When does my friends die? Where's the vodka? I was a man. Is this the hills? This is the most curious mirror. I mean, I knew I was old, but hell. My eyes are leaking. I'm a mess. I'm going to vomit. There goes my nose. You're going to give me a stapler. Back to my coffin. It's almost sunlight. Remember in the last movie, the colostomy bag joke? All right, all right. I don't. Excuse me, Bill Paxton, are you bi-curious in this movie? What's with that haircut?
Bi-tanic? YouTube it. May I ask you a question, young man? Tom off my page. Come on. Really? I don't know him. Yet he's one of my friends. I don't get it. Never met the man. I never added him. He never asked. We're not friends. We're not friends. I don't understand. She's a beaut, isn't she? And the boat is, too. Immigrants in the boat. Boat goes in the water. Show me the way to go home. Kate with Splendor. In every movie she's been in. Something English, yes. Something English, yes. I'm prematurely bald.
I'll tell you what. My underpants are made of steel. Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. Yes, sir. I think you need to poop. Here's two bits. Here's the coffins. Pint of old hopper and comb hair. Rose, hurry. You'll catch a tan. Nice hat. What is this? Rose, I'm afraid I can see through your skin. Nurse. Nurse. Cheerio, you'll die. Sammy. This is wonderful. Skeletor. Set your hat free. Splendor. Move my way, poor. Yeah, dude. Ashley's missing the opening scene of her buddy.
Pasta Vajule. Here we go. It's me, Mario. Pepperoni pizza. Mario Batali. Oh, really? Biscotti, eh? Yeah. Café au lait. Lasagna. All you can eat the breadsticks. Oh, yeah. When you hear your family... Baguette! I'm only 13, guys. Bet you that ass got Olaf. We're supposed to buy Olaf? Wow. Okay. Come on. Where is the princess? I'm going to get her. Damn you, Koopa. Surprise. What's the matter, you?
Edward Furlong was originally cast in that role. Who wants a mustache ride? I'm drunk. That horse is making me hungry. Hey, a carpaccio. Oh, you like the caprese? Yeah. So at what part of this movie does DeCrapio start playing basketball and get hooked on smack? About the middle. Sweet. Hurry, let's get with the poor people. That's a heavy rope. Love's exciting and new. Hey, when do we get to meet Gopher? Sorry, Scott. Sorry. Oh, wow. Sorry. Isaac says dynamite. Duh. Turn the screws, eh?
See you in hell. Wow. You deserve to die. Look out. Uh-oh. Tom Hanks and Castaway. You jerk. And there's Wilson. Wilson. What the heck? Stereotypical. Great. They had Asians back there? Top on. Good to meet you. Everybody, pants off. Here we go. Sword fight. Jack Dawson, professional attorney. How are you? Tickle fight. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Oh, well, thank you. Hey, it's Rocky's house. Sir, will you be bottling your turds this evening? Yes, break this over an immigrant's head, if you like. Paper numbers is great. Kind of like you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are terrible.
You really need to stop dropping acid in painting. Do you think this is a gay-looking pose? Nobody touched my bottle. Floating death. Is that right? Nah, Sarah. I love to hobble people. Hi, Sarah. Holy cat lady. When the surf meets the sun. All I wanted to know is where the weed was at. That's all I asked about the whole trip. Where's the weed? There he is. The Gordon's Fisherman. King of Rohan. It's a blender in 20 years. Minus 80 pounds. Yeah. Did he get his stomach stabled? Did he get polio? He's got Paula Deen's husband. Oh, that's what he did. Even the three people that are FoodNet fans that got that. That's right. Is this a big watch?
Is this the chocolate factory? Where are my oomaloobas? Berries taste like snozzberries. Where's my gobstopper? Burp to get down, Charlie. That's a lot of pizzas where we're making. Come on, sweetie. I'm king of the... Oh, not yet. I call Big Spoon. Where's Edward Furlong? El Amari. And your soundtrack. I'm just going to do sound effects. I'm not really a captain, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express. A dead body. Hey. Eat it. Keep looking over. That's right, you jerk. I heard you can have sex with him. That's what the blowhole's for. Okay. Hey, hey. Whoopsie. I wish you'd just fall out of the boat now. Ah, human blood. There's no shit in here.
Captain never has two cups at home. Whoa. Oh. Yeah, shut your mouth. No, you can't. I can see Pizzeria Uno from here. Push him. Yeah. Take that, Tom Brady. I'd throw something at you. What is going on there? Anyone? What is that? Holy. Bigger boat. This doesn't look as cool as it did. That is 100% right. The boat's not real. It's like a cartoon. 50 years ago or whenever this came out. Yeah, 170 years. Oh, dude, look at that mustache. He's talking about his mustache, Zef. Talk about it. Look at the sea cow at the table. Holy cow. Good call. How'd you get on deck, lady? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Anyone like some weed?
Puff, puff, pass. Quits Bogating. Oh, Ben Affleck? Dude! What? That's not Ben. No. This is gay cousin Jeff. Jeff Affleck. Whoa, don't get that close, lady. Is that taco? She's putting on the Ritz. Where's James Caan? I will be breaking your ankles later. Time to hobble ya. No, but I am a Danny Pintaro fan. Me too. Gotta go drop the kids off at the pool. About 900 more of these grapes. You should put down the fork. More step, honey. Sweetheart, that's a white shark. Look at the junior artist over there. Look at Mr. Caricature.
That character is for a dollar. What just happened? Fabrizio. No, I didn't. Did you make any money with that fake accent? Whoa. Whatever he said. You know the Irish. He's wasted. Hammered. Can't have her. She's CGI. I'll draw a picture of her bottomless. Make her a man. Or him. Really, dear? It's when a Mexican girl turns 13. The Statue of Liberty. Nice Halloween costume. Out of the way. Oh, I got a poop. I'm crop dusting. Suckers. Watch out, I had some bad tie. Okay. One, two, three, four.
Dang it, start all over. One, two. Going to Cabo. One foot in front of the other. The bathrooms were full. That happened. Got a little. Spaghet. Oh, my God. Spaghet. Spaghet. Or what? Weren't you on growing pains? Were you Ricky Schroeder in Silver Spoons? Sky, are you pissed? That's littering. It's ridiculous. A dolphin's going to choke on that. Or get addicted to it. Either way, it's a bad scene. No, you look kind of dead behind the eyes. And I can't swim. I'm afraid of what you'll become, a wrinkly old broad. Do you buy your clothes at REI? Or North Face.
Well, more on that in two hours. Anybody up for a skinny dip? Cannonball! This looks good looking. That's Leo. Oh! What's up with the lesbo haircut? Isn't that Ellen DeGeneres? Looks like he's playing Lilith Fair. You can't slow dance? Just push her. Get this movie over with. Like this happened. It did, Rob. What? Tough story, jerk. Get to the departed already. You suck. I was just going to say, there's something kind of leprechaun-ish. Inner light going on. You know what I'm saying, Johnny? I'd like to have it right now. Yeah, you do. Just jump, pal. Lead by example, dude. I'm kind of hoping your career will kickstart soon.
You know what else is crazy? That's what everybody says. That's the sound of her neck when she's old. Don't. Nay. Pull my finger. No time for jokes, Leo. Oh, got the whole hand. A little sweaty. Hey, nice kimono. We're straight. I'd kiss you. What's up with your eyebrows? Has deodorant been invented yet? Oh, no. That's bad news. Nice. Let her go. Like those little girl arms can hold her. Get over dramatic. Let her go. If she loves you, she'll come back. Yes, you will. Hang on two hours. Dude, she's going to let you go at the end. Get her first. Get her first. You had your chance, wise guy. Oops. You're pregnant. Sorry, I was...
killing her. I didn't... Robin Williams? Oh, a hot dog face. Don't move. Don't move, Jumanji. We must finish the game. Alright, bring out Ashton. Leo, you've been punked. How much to kill him? To kill him? Well, I'll catch him for five. I'll bring him back to my room for ten. Your breath stinks. Hey, where'd Ashley go? What? I think she's editing. She's going backwards. What's going on here? Oh, yes. Speak the truck, dude. Talk about it. Don't give him the remote. Tell Danica Patrick that. Right. Afraid we have to throw you overboard, son. Loved you in quick and the dad. Mr. Lovejoy. My regards to Mr. Goodbar.
Ain't my eyebrows on. Let's see. Free dinner. Leonardo DiCaprio. Sure are. Yes, you are. Kill him. Lovejoy, get your sweet buns over here. Is your name really Lovejoy? I'll put a little kiss fight later in my room. That's right, pal. Room 102. I'm down in the Irish section. Aren't you going to pee in bottles in the aviator? I loved you in the beach. Wow. All right. Is he in that? Yeah. Never seen it. You going to smoke that or just suck on it? Whoa. It's Godzilla. It annoys me. Oh, my golly, Miss Molly. That's clearly a fake. Did you buy that on QVC? Zirconian. Gaudy, thank you. Oh, really? So we both speak Latin. So that's what happened to the...
What's his name, Ben Savage? Oh, no. Oh, it was almost there. Almost got it. Something Ryder. Ryder Strong. Ryder Strong. Yeah. That's him. What? From the forehead up, yeah. What? That's a weird comment in itself. Think about it. I am. Am I prettier than you? Be honest. I borrowed your mascara, Cate Blanchett. Putting on the Ritz. Pudding? Is there gum in the middle of this? One, two, three. I've got a bad sunburn out here. Yeah. Can someone telegram Kaiser? Morse code here. What is that? He's yelling.