Mikeython - 2010 - Part 20
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Thursday December 16 & Friday December 17, 2010
THE MIKEYTHON takes the airwaves for twenty-eight straight hours! No recap is available as the entire epic event can be downloaded from various sources, mainly at www.mikeyshow.com. This concludes the weekly recap for the Mikey Show for 2010 since day one back in February. Every show, every day they were on the air live!
FM 94.9KBZTMikeython - 2010 - FM 94.9
waterworldgillsloch ness monsterpolygamydennis hoppermillennium falconfancy hat clankaty perrybp oil spillbody surfingpapa beermikey lobster
The show opened with a rambling monologue ([P0]) where the host compared himself to Keith Richards of Waterworld and asked about hay and hydro. In the Fancy Hat Clan segment ([P3]), Garrett’s crush on a pregnant woman was discussed alongside a mock Kentucky Derby on water. Later, the host debated gills and a Death Star pantyhose necklace ([P4]), proposed a Russian roulette game, and cited Carson’s BP oil spill research. The program closed with a bizarre Loch Ness Monster discussion ([P36]), debating whether the film deserved a Worst Picture award while mentioning Mikey’s Lobster and Papa’s beer feast.
What happened, in order
Opening Ramble
The host opens with a frantic monologue comparing himself to Keith Richards of Waterworld, asking about hay, hydro, and oddly specific curiosities.
Fancy Hat Clan Derby
The Fancy Hat Clan mocks a Waterworld Kentucky Derby, notes Garrett’s crush on a pregnant woman, and jokes about shorts, water papillon, and bed antics.
Gills and Death Star Necklace
Debate erupts over visible gills, a Death Star‑themed pantyhose necklace, a proposed Russian roulette game, and Carson’s alleged BP oil spill research.
Dennis Hopper & Millennium Falcon
The crew discusses Dennis Hopper’s male nudity, compares a prop to the Millennium Falcon, and name‑drops Sir Rick R. Jackson as a regal figure.
Urine, Doo‑doo and Polygamy
A confessional bit reveals the host lying in urine and doo‑doo, references Big Love and Mormon polygamy, and jokes about polygamist talent shows.
Gill‑Wiener and Boat Building
Lauren threatens to quit, the host shows off his gills and wiener, discusses building a boat, and jokes about a potential bomb trap.
Hot‑Cold Cuddle and DDT
The host seeks a cuddle, likens himself to Katy Perry’s hot‑cold vibe, mentions Gene Stapleton’s triple horn, and accuses the crew of spreading DDT and oranging the ocean.
Loch Ness Monster Worst Picture
The panel debates whether the Loch Ness Monster scene deserved a Worst Picture award, mentions Mikey’s Lobster, and notes Papa’s beer‑filled feast.
People mentioned
keith richardsjean chirvelhorngarrettmarinacarsondennis hoppersir rick r jacksonjaylaurennolamaggiegene stapletonkaty perrypauly shore
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Why are you shaking like a meth addict? I was told there was a Curves around here somewhere. So where can I get a hot meal and a good piece of hay? I just want one sip of hydro after you tell me. She's got inkings on her back. I've seen her. It's Keith Richards of Waterworld. Yeah. That dude. You ever just have my dad's eyebrows? You ever just look like a lion, but you're human? There can only be one gray skull. Why is this pea green? Everybody just in metal bands around here? Anybody work? Looks like the Roxy in Hollywood circa 1982. Hey. How are you doing, Gandalf? Wrong set, pal. You're down the road. You're over in New Zealand. You don't have much. It's my urine to sell. I shall sell it as I please. I shall sell it as I like. Move along. Hot or not? Of course she's hot. And why is she out there looking so hot in the middle of the water? What choice does she have? Then to be hot?
No, to be on the water. Look at that girl. She's not that good looking. I've dated worse. She's not nearly as pretty as her. Jean Chirvelhorn's kind of hot. She's hot basically. That's an interesting pair of boots. I could use a pair of those on the water sunset strip. First number of corn. Just take a vacation in Jamaica or what's going on? Did you say chicks? You said chits. You said all your chits. Garrett. Where's Garrett? Come on in, pal. Come on in, Garrett. You have a keen eye. You have a keen eye? How much? Oh, how about four ladles of dirt?
Have your chits. Oh, they're not really chits. They're just pieces of crap. I use it as currency. I'll take them, too. Take what? Easy, Big Spender. We bought everything. You're full of chit. Chit. What did you see out there in your 15 months? Water. I saw some water last week. The one they buried today? You should bring your boobs and come along. Maybe we'll grow one tomato over a year and a half. Uh-oh. I've got a proposition for you, Marina.
We are the Fancy Hat Clan. Hey, there he is. He heard us. This is like the Waterworld version of the Kentucky Derby. I got one. How are you doing? She's pregnant. Garrett just came in. What is it? Garrett may have a crush on you. We've made out a little bit. You get all the good stuff. You know what's in shorts to fly around here is water. The water papillon. Touch my body. Throw me on the bed. Make me feel like you never did. Touch my body. Throw me in the bed. When the elders say so, you can leave. Yeah, great. Where can I get some crab cakes around here? You have the Chargers game on? You guys play fantasy football? You guys got room for one more? Not the hair, man. I watched the hair. Oh, no. They were in Ghost together. Yeah, that dude was in Ghost. Kostner wasn't in Ghost, though. Oh, yeah. I'm still on Peace Wings. He's a mutant? He's a mutant. Oh, now you're in his element. Oh, you don't want to do that. No, you don't want to get that guy in the water. He'll ruin your million-dollar set in two seconds. You've got gills behind your ears. Oh.
He's got gills. Finish him. He'll tear your worn pants right off you. You never swim into the net. Oh, that is horrible. That's crazy. Swimming into a net is very scary. I've done it. Jasper and I do it on time. Yeah, we do it on time. We're going to take him out of there. We're going to play Russian roulette and yell Mao. You pay me to keep the peace. Easy, Sheriff. By peace, I mean his peace. He just killed one of us. He was defending himself. He needs to be destroyed. Kill him. That may be. Kill him. But not here. Yeah. They got the next best thing, the Sam Elliott. Hey, how much for that pantyhose necklace you're wearing there, buddy? It is the Death Star. Who's the brainchild behind this movie? Probably Carson. Oh, boy. Look at this brilliant idea. He did figure out the BP oil spill. That's true. Mm-hmm.
He did all his research. He thought we were going to take the set of Waterworld and we're going to put it on the spill and that will stop the oil spill. They probably thought that there would be a Waterworld theme park. Oh, yeah. You ever seen boots like those? Mm-hmm. Boot barn. It's a cute little kid. I'm not being creepy. I'm not. It's cute. Okay, she's a beautiful woman now. Okay, Woods. She was in... When a man loves a woman. Napoleon Dynamite. Oh, that is who that is. She's a freak. Maybe don't bother me while I'm trying to draw giraffes I've never seen. Hey, Dad, do you look creepier? Maybe don't waste two pieces of paper. Dad, how's your mom? I think it's Grandpa. That looks like cheese.
Yeah, frequently by bone. Hey, Grandpa, maybe you work the whole hair thing out, you know, before you... Never mind. You ever just waste resources? These stupid drawings? What are you eating that paper? Do you understand me? It's just beyond me. I don't even have a fridge to put these on. No, it's charcoal you're doing. I don't know if you're grilling with them. Oh, yes, I see. I'm sorry. Oh, boy. Oh. Don't look, I'm hideous. I'm not a monster. I thought I brought you this mining cap and scuba gear. I'm sorry, I'm not laughing. I'm laughing near you.
How deep can you go? Hey, don't worry about it. I'm only here because I want to learn more about you. How deep can you go? Well, take your pants off. Way to be subtle. Maybe be subtle. Are all of your kind as bad tempered as you are? Can we bring that chick up here? I'll show her. I'd be surprised if there weren't others. And if there aren't, there will be eventually. Is everybody Irish? Why is he yelling at me? They do accents about as good as I do. Don't get all mad at me, Aquaman. I didn't believe it, man. Is it from dry land? Do you know what this is? It's a tattoo. It's a fake bit. The ancients, they did something terrible. Saw that on some guy's bi-step in PB. You see that everywhere you go. Every weekend in PB. I think Mikey has one. Yeah, 100%.
Let me ask you a question. What's with the porn mustache? I won't hurt anyone. I'll just leave. I'll just be here in the trenches, guys. Taking bullets here in the trenches while you guys run that windmill for no reason. Can't get out of those bars, pal. I've tried it many a time. Doesn't work. Try to squeeze through. Try to pick the lock. Doesn't work. Nothing works. Maybe I'll just become a cage dancer. Hello, babe. The sun looks so real. Oh, dude. Here we are at Poop Lake. Considerable deliberation. The evidence at hand. You think the guys that were building that set were like, are you effing kidding me? This is what they want.
This is what they want. Therefore, in the interest of public safety, he is hereby... As leader of the Fancy Hat Clan. ...in a customary fashion. We represent the Lollipop Guild. I'm sorry. Yes, I know I look like John Poy. I get that all the time. Not the poop, anything, but the poop. Oh, Jeff, my poop is bad. That's a terrible way to go. My last boyfriend died this way, too. Didn't they do this in Hawaii? Did they? That's what I heard. Did you ever just say something? Yeah, did you actually hear that? I did, actually. Uh-oh. Sorry? Did you brush your teeth? He's got one line in the whole movie, and he's like, I want you to really get into this. Ring that bell. Saved by the smokers.
Couldn't act for us, but you could ring that bell. What's a smoke? Just another day at Mission Day. Oh, he smoked six, I remember now. It's Dennis Hopper. Do you have to join the movie? When did the nudity come? I heard there's nudity. Are you prepositioning me? What? Male nudity? Yeah, it's male fun. I think she... Perfect. No. That is... It looks like the Millennium Falcon. Look, the Millennium Falcon. It did, didn't it? And just steal ideas and put them on water. Happy birthday, pal. Drive a big ball around. He died and made you. Look at that guy. Sir Rick R. Jackson. Yeah. Sir Rick R. Jackson. Yeah. Right. Yeah, I heard you. I can't load this thing any faster. Fine. You ever have a pig face? Wow. Looks like they've got pretty good armor, man. No doubt. A pig mask.
That place is like Jay's paradise. Oh, I'm all in. Save every last bit. And reuse it. Every last bit. They use those shell casings for dinner. They're like, oh, save those dead bodies. Me too. Yeah. Fertilize. Combine. Dress to love. In the backyard. Wow. What are they doing? That was Mikey in the studio chair and me and Jay just fanning him. Before the show in the morning. Every morning. Ready to go. Look at these guys. Yeah, from an airplane. How? Is that efficient? Pay on the jump. Let's get that ramp ready. The Artigo jump? What is it? Dogio. Dogio. Hey, here we are. That wouldn't kill you. Uh-oh. No. Let's shave his head.
The good thing about this is we only have, like, an hour and 55 minutes left. Oh, look at that sack. Oh, tricky. Pull this trick in the book. Of course, Daniels, I'll do that. Oh. Uh-oh. Oh, you're in the show. Idiot. Uh-oh. I thought it smelled bad. Thank you. On the outside. Uh-oh. In this movie, with all those other people, make sure they look way hotter. And all those other shits would be like that. Yeah. San Diego. Oldest shit in the book, huh? Has anyone ever picked a lock with a knife? Never happened. Well. Dagger. Maybe they'll hold the kids in the whole time. Jump. See, pal. Hey, if you're buying Nordstrom Rack, can you put that? I need deodorant. Oh, that's petrifying. Surrounding the poop sound. It's all messed up. Totally set that fake-looking set on fire. I couldn't even film this scene. I'd be so skewed down. Ugh.
Take 45 and action. If I let you out of here, you're taking us with you. Sure. He's like, yeah, I've had sex for a long time. Do whatever it is you gotta do. If I'm with me, I was getting really tired of slaying myself, so. Seen a woman in like 85 years. You know, laying around in urine and doo-doo. I can't believe I actually met a chick. I'm laying in poop. Very flipper, guys. Never saw her after this movie. Oh, yeah. Is that old and true? Yeah. She's in Big Love. Oh, she is? Yeah. She's a Mormon. I don't watch polygamy shows, I love it. Yeah. You don't watch Dancing with the Polygamists? No, I do not. Polygamists got talent. Polygamy idols. Polygamist idol. American polygamists. Kamikaze. Kamikaze shows? Kamikaze is on me. You think he'll narrowly escape? The clothes is right as they'll go past the door.
That made a hole. There really wasn't much of a plot in the waterway. Yours is, too. Yours is, too. Well, using the cold water, it's frivolous. But it's angry. Oh, wow. Maybe I'm not a wet man. One hand, yep. That's a strong lady, I'll tell you that. You sure you want me to hang on? They ever do that in pirate movies? Come on, Jasper. Boss me around, kid. I'll push it real good. That looks light. Are you still just hanging there? Why don't you pull yourself up or drop into the water? Oh, really? Sliding down that jean sail? What? Marrow escape. Very narrow. Blast the signal. Don't answer my question with a question. You ever just force yourself to stay awake during a terrible week? Yeah. I'll get it. Look at that, baby.
Who is calling you? I don't know. Let's see. Is that your mistress? Hey, Jay. Hey, Jay. What are you doing, baby? Hey. Hey, Jay. Are you 24 hours? Are you in your 24 hours? Jay? Jay Bird. Oh, they don't have dentistry in this water world. Have you ever just struggled to follow a plot? That probably cost $4 million. Yeah. Lots of water, lots of fire. Not a lot of storylines. Not much of a story. You guys have phone conversations while you're watching me? It's probably ABC. I bet you that's ABC. Is that Channel 10? Sweet. Sweet. Are they coming now? They're coming in now? They're awake. Are they watching Waterworld?
Yeah, they're like, hey, we heard the movie's really good. That's not her. Oh, man. Back to the jungle. Put him on the jungle. A wheel away. What you got? I don't say much. If you'll notice the arterial nature of the blood coming from the hole in my head, you can assume that we're all having a real lousy day. So here it is. You can't land on fractions, man. Three-fourths and four-fifths, man. You can't land on Venus or Jupiter. That's quantum, man. You can't do that, man. Oh, right in the jump. I saw, girl, how about you? But I think she got her to vote with three hours. Vote to cost me a thousand G's to go, June. Yeah, the Mutals vote.
You don't. Dennis Hopper was always a better actor than everyone else. He wasn't really a man. I'm sorry, a fluke of evolution. I know. Shut up, Lion Man. Don't do it. That's pretty close range. Did I say that? Witnesses, anybody did that? I'm a scholar later. Do you have a western scribe there with you? That's a good silencer. We get to the D's. Take up that sky boat. Send it out on patrol. You tore up my members only jacket. Oh, boy. Oh, wow. Just pillage the Oakland Raiders locker room before it got flooded? So have you ever made love to a fish? You ever had sex with a fish man?
You see my gills. You see my wiener. You see the size of my gills. You've been there, haven't you? Show a little shoulder. I know where it is. Lauren's quitting this bitch. Can you snuggle up? Get comfy. Lay down. Do you understand what will happen to you, young man? You'll die. You will die. You will die. I'm not letting down. What's he? What are you doing there, Lauren? Happy birthday. Building a boat? Yeah. I like this. She moved the whole movie. You're really getting into the movie. Just trying to see what I could use around here to just fuel this place. Maybe somebody calls in a bomb trap. No. It's better one of you dies now. That's not appropriate. Wait, wait. I won't keep you out of jail. We got you out. No, you got me out so you can get out. We're evil. No.
She can fish. So can I. Take my necklace. Take my necklace. She's got better ones. She's seen Leave the Trickster like I can in these pants. Oh. Yeah, I'll let her stay under one condition. Back there on the atoll. We don't have to see your fish wing. She's a child. I've got no need for kids. Just want to slay. Fine, I'll fertilize your eggs. You swim upstream. Is there something else then? She can't watch. Did you run a video camera? Nola, go below. We're going to make love. Nola. Nola, in 20 years, something called YouTube is going to be out. Uh-oh. Oh, there you go. You know how to make a deal? You said so yourself. Been out there a long time. YouTube will break it down. Oh. Oh. Oh. All this show is a butt. It was pretty nice, though. It was nice. It was pretty nice. It was tan.
Those are my food. Don't touch those. That's breakfast. Yummy. Uh-oh. What was that? Come on. Come on. Don't worry. Why are you pinching it? I'm a licensed OBGYN. Come in, Tokyo. Come in. You're not like that. You're standing in front of me naked. You're not like that. Okay, we're like that, but we're not like that. I don't drop both of you in my wake right now. You mean drop trowel. You got nothing I need. What? What's with the theme of movies tonight with homosexual men not wanting to sleep with these women that want to sleep with them? Welcome to Fantasyland. Fine. Uh-oh. That's sexy. You either have sex with me or I harpoon you like a whale.
I'm not the one to start. Both of us. How long do you plan to hold that on me? Until you have some inflection in one of your movies. Okay. Oh, jeans. Fabric. Does that creep you out a little bit? Yeah. Oh, hit her. Yep. Why is this guy so mean? Oh, man. Being smothered in Tommy Hilfiger. Who whacks somebody with a paddle? You just going to go open for anthrax? What's that called? The crow's nest? I'm the king of the world. Yeah. Now close your eyes, Rose. I'm the king of the world. We just sail on PVC pipe. Allergy's there. It's a breathe rights trip. Oh, that looks way better. That looks way better. You can't even notice. That looks really good. Well.
Looks good. Yeah, I can't tell. Something happened? What do you say, Toby? The truth. Looks like shit. What do you say, Toby? Toby. A very watery name. What do you say, Brad? It does look like shit. And it feels like cold shit. Deacon? All right, all right. We're in safe harbor, but maybe you just watch the language. There's a problem in the pit. Okay, professor. Let's drive. Why is it a cuff on the outside of his pants? Safety. Pirates never wear eye patches. No. It's driving better. I believe there wasn't a water world, too. Still time. Yeah, maybe the market just isn't right for it yet. Ever watch a movie that's really hard to make fun of because it's so bad? Yeah. It just makes fun of itself. Okay. Thank you all. A good night. Okay.
I take it back. Oh, no. What is going on in here? No, he didn't. It was in a dark hole. Dark scene. That's it. Hello. That's Steve Jobs in 12 years. It's my boy, Blue. What is it? I'm a busy man. I thought you said no. We're down to exactly four feet, nine inches of black stuff. How many G's does that have to refine it? Maybe three refuelers? We'll burn through that into a lunar. Sweet Joe, will somebody please tell me what's happening in this place? Yeah, I've quoted. The only thing that is important is the tattooed girl. We don't spare any goju flying in her. We don't waste it anywhere else. You cancel all those tractor pulls and all that stuff until later. You got it? Draw land is the mother load. Ha!
On your turn. Excellent. This is a bad movie. Well, you know, the good thing, though, is that there's only an hour and a half left of it. That's the bright side. Do you think we're going to see any water anytime soon? Yeah. Who could it be? Do you want to have some breakfast here in the water? Hey. Just want to do some more water stuff? Where'd you get the outfit changed? Uh-oh. Granola. Is her name Granola? I don't know. It sounds like Granola. Ebola. Canola? Canola. It's a great oil. Canola, don't go so close to the side of the boat. You might follow some of the gun. Uh-oh. Hey, Fagoda. What are you doing? Decorating your boat. It's ugly. You just waste resources, Jasper? Where does he get this? From down below. This is called an entree. You don't touch anything. Well, I drew it for you. You don't draw on anything. You understand?
Ever be big and stingy? Plus, you're outside the lines. Yeah. Go braid your hair. Whoa, easy. Hey, you little smoker. This is my boat. I got it the way I like it. Take up space and you slow me down. You know, she's just a little girl. She's a little girl. She doesn't know your rules. You want to stay? What do you got there? First roll of water club. You ever almost fall asleep on the toilet? No. You ever think about... Yes. You ever think about curling up on the bathroom floor and saying, who cares? Well, it's easy to come in after me, but I'll already slept for 15 minutes. You ever slow dance with a janitor and just fall asleep? If I could nap for 30 minutes, I might make out with that janitor that just walked in. Oh, yeah. Dad, are you just going to sit here and grow apples for the next five years?
Don't call me dad, kid. You talk a lot. You talk a lot. I like the way you talk. See the leaves real good. Including little girls? I'm not afraid of you. Oh, maybe get some chapstick. Is that herpes? Gross. I told Helen you wouldn't be so ugly if you cut your hair. You know what else they told her? We could probably catch you with some good bait. You talk all the time. Strong when you're around. Hey, what are you doing? Oh, wow. There's abused children. How do you live in Waterworld? You can't swim. Yeah. Great point, L.O.B. Maybe teacher. Yeah. Nothing else to do. Really checking for blood with a slap. Oh, get her. Boy, she got far. She's swimming pretty good for somebody who doesn't swim. Come here, look at me. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to. Way to go, Ruffy boy. Please, can you just slap him?
Why would I throw you out there just to come and help you? Somebody cuddle with me up, please. Now you're cold? Yes. Well, there's a fan over there that's blowing on you. I wouldn't make that up. You're like Katy Perry, dude. Hot and cold. Yeah, you're hot and cold. You're hot and cold. I'm a California girl. Yeah, and you have big boobs. Wake up in Vegas. Son of a bitch. Look at me. You just saved your life. I just saved you. Gene Stapleton. Uh-oh. Triple horn. Same thing, virtually. You guys just fertilizing the water? Just throwing DDT everywhere. You guys just aging, oranging the ocean? I don't think they saw us. Yeah, we're pretty inconspicuous. Oh, hey. We got a little bee.
Oh, LLB's mouse water. That makes my mouse water. You guys ever blast six? Ever spend $90 million on a turd? Could this have been better? Yes. Could have had a plot. Oh, there's one that slipped on through. Should have called it Crayon World. Try to be real tough like that. Get it. Get some. Make sure you lead it just a little bit. Yep. It's dove hunting. Yep. Uh-oh. You got him in the moneymaker. Cut that line. They're in trouble now. Fowl are moving about one spot in the ocean. Yep. And they're fighting for some apparent reason. Maybe we do a documentary on grass drawing next year. First shot. Works almost every time. Yep. Sorry. Yep.
Wow. It's almost two, which means it's time for me to... Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Uh-uh. Hey. Uh-oh. Where are you going? Oh, not good. Son of a gun. He is in so much trouble. Wrecked a guy's boat. She wrecked his whole house wrecker. Uh-oh. He's going to slap her. Uh-oh, haircuts. Never touch anything on my boat. I'm just going to eat her hair now. It's go time. Man likes crayons. Hey, it's a little Kate Gosselin. Did you say something? I got it. The child. Did he have the girl with him? Uh-huh. Seems to me if we launch now, we can cut him down just about here. If he doesn't change course. That's not likely. He's a wily one, that ichthy demon.
Yeah, if he knows he's been spotted... More than likely. ...to expect him to change course, which is exactly why he'll keep his heading. The important question is, where's he heading? How precious is his cargo? I say that he's headed here... That's Jack Black. ...and we take him here. Is that him? Drifter? Are we gonna stop? I think it's a fake bit. Fake Drifter bit. I thought you all stopped for each other. He had some... You don't think many of you follow the rules anymore? Make it quick. Another Irishman. What's your business? It's Pauly Shore. Tread. You got any resin? No, but I have a full bong, so... I got so much weed, we don't even need the resin. Why do you need the resin? You've been out water a long time, haven't you? You've been joking me, man, Ross, and you don't got enough. How about food? You're a scurvy, really? How about food?
Maybe have an orange. Do you have anything besides, I don't know, AIDS and mascara? He looks like Lindsey Buckingham. Which one of you two is a cook, then? Do you have anything besides Stevie Nicks? Like you said, I don't have much. Hey, look, you can go your own way, okay? Listen, buddy. You see no secondhand news of what's happening around here, all right? Look, Rihanna. Let's beat it. Monday morning, she sure looks fine. Hey, just don't stop thinking about tomorrow. It's a nice rod, isn't it? I like that rod. It's a nice rod from my fever. Tusk. Just throw that out. Just throwing out tusk. Wow. Nice dreads or not. Oh.
Looks like my missus in the morning, that hair. That's how her hair looks in the morning. I'm not kidding. I bet she likes it. She's dead asleep right now, so I can really say whatever I want. But it really does look like that in the morning because she hustles around so much. You know what's really strange about this guy? If Ronald Williams were a transvestite... What's strange about him besides that green thimble on his finger? Other than that, he seems pretty normal. Wait, wait, wait. Sorry, I was just counting money. That's why I have this temple on my head. This paper cut guard. Something you can't pass on. I took it off. You stole this from the bank. It's the tube that goes up that tank. The life savings of the entire planet. You know what you should have passed on? This roll. Paper. You're in Korea. Eight pieces of paper for breakfast. I'm saving for a special trade. Don't do it. What's he want, the woman or the girl? I want one true power movement for it. No, it's his boat, but he doesn't own us. And I can't do an Irish accent, so I'm just not even going to try, as Gene Triplehorn said. Do you have any seawater?
Don't. Shut up. You got any soap? Up. Up. You guys trade two pieces of paper for half an hour with the triple horn. Done. You guys got any shampoo? Oh, no. I'm all the way in. Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come. Now, my boat. That's fair enough, fair enough. Good, good, good, good, good. Pull. Sit down. Nola, just do as he says. He's Robin Williams. He's a comedian. What's he going to do? Pretending he can read. He's like, you want me to read that for you? Because I know you can't read that. Finally, I have something to wipe with. Other than water, I'm so tired of just washing myself. Tucson and Phoenix. According to this map, I'm screwed. Old copy of Highlights. It's been a while for me now. It should last a long time. It's been more than a while, actually.
By a while, I mean 10 years. Why does she have Mac lipstick on? I know. Why does she look smoking hot? Yeah, out in Waterworld. It's a guy from Dances with Wolves. What's going on? That couldn't be him. He won an Oscar. Yeah, he wouldn't be in this movie. Oh, wait a minute. He's also the guy from the Postman, so it does make sense that he's here. Does he triple horn? That's hot. I'm all the way in now. No, no, no. I won't have it, no. Good, good, good, good. Go, go, go, go, good, good. Don't go too far, no. That's Pauly Shore. Yeah, it's a methed-out Pauly Shore counting money with a thimble. Didn't understand a word you said. Nope.
That's a pretty dangerous looking rusty dagger. It's a sign. It ain't a bad looking sword. They're just making coffee. Is this the Encino Man set? That's going to hurt. I bet that's going to hurt. If she pulls the trigger, it's going to hurt. Okay, good. Now we can use his head for a bowl. Hi. Look at this. Channel 10. Oh, yeah. Minus the sleeping. Yeah. Minus the slumber. Yeah. Minus the party. It's just a gathering in the dark, really. Channel 10 just showed up. Never was that guy's career. Never catch anything with it. Juiceless. Just like you. That guy's happy ever? Ever just blame women and children? Yeah. They're just getting mad at everything. Hurt, sad, and fearful about everything.
Oh, good. My battery still works. Yeah. Go ahead and hotwire the catamaran. You just sit there. Are you going to fish? Yeah. You know that. It's not good to catch a great white shark or something. Kill your own people. He's baiting his hook. With himself. With himself. Eat me. What is one crazy afternoon? Body surfing. Oh, please. Oh, don't surf. If you surf, I'm going to hate you. I thought he was perfect. It's going to look so dumb. It's going to look so dumb. Loch Ness Monster. How did this movie not win an Academy Award for Worst Picture? Did they give out awards for this? Mikey's Lobster. Yeah. Can I have some? No. Just, no. Papa's in beer. He's feasting. That is a feast. Are they feasting on the Loch Ness Monster? Hey, Augustus. Save some vroom for later. Why'd you take a picture? It lasts longer. Why'd that kid get her hair chopped?
Chopped her hair because she was obnoxious. Did her too. Give her the Kate Gosling. I love it. Give her the Kate Gosling. I was in tin cup. I've got a shell earring in. What's that? That's because you're too loud. You're moving around all the time. Eyeball? Oh. Oh, come on. I've met a person who couldn't swim before. I can't. That's right. I'm talking to you. People said I was weird. Maybe they were right. Maybe. Maybe they were right about you, too. Woods. Yes. Get your head off my shoulder. It's not. Tattletail. Tattletail. ABCT San Diego. You're listening to the Mikey-thon for Rady Children's Hospital on FM 94.9. The following takes place between 2 a.m. and 3 a.m. Is introducing you still going to work? You're obviously not interested.
You just sold me for two pieces of paper. She won't take it again. You don't look much like her. Well, I'm not her mother, if that's what you're asking. You act like it. How do you not sleep with her if you're on that boat? Nothing. You're just fanciful things. You're talking to the wrong person. Fair enough. She's like a mirror. People on the atoll thought she was sleeping. Maybe next year we watch Tombstone. Freak. It'd be hard to make fun of that movie. We'd just sit there and watch it. Yeah, but we could pretend that we could. I just thought she was special. Oh, I like your style. Take it back. She just happened to be in front of a fan with her hair blown down. Ever loan a crayon out? Yeah. You ever stingy? Make a big deal about a crayon? KBCT San Diego. You're listening to the Mikey Thon for Rady Children's Hospital on FM 94.9. The following takes place between 2 a.m.
I wish an M1 could imitate my voice and I would sleep. Maggie? Yeah. The kid doesn't like to be told what to do. The kid needs to stay awake. Dog killer. That's right. Why are these fools swimming in the pool? Now they love each other. How does she shave under her arms? Good point. How do all these women not have beards? Women, you bozo. Wasn't a killer last night when you were coming on to me. Get the water. Tell your arms and legs how to move. Hold on down. Hold your breath.