The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 01/05/12

0:08There you go, T. I see you. I see you, Peanut. FM 94.9. Snuck up. This is the Monday off. Real good. Excited to see my brother this weekend. He's coming into town. My niece is coming into town. Talk to my brother every morning on the drive-in. And it's always nice to see that guy. And if you are tuning in right now and you're going, hey, what's going on? Mikey's show is on 530 to 9, so you get a little extra taste. Just a little taste. You know what I'm saying? A little early taste. A little early taste. Nothing like an early taste. That's right. While we were on the break, I stopped running up and down our stairs. I need to start again. It's my new bit at home. Running up and down the stairs. How many times? Like nine. Then I try to press it, go to ten, you know. And, you know, it's baby steps, all that.

1:29Then we went on to the vacation. I just stopped completely. But now, when I look in the mirror, I can actually see the roundness. How my face is shaped like a pie. And now? Yes. Yes, Jay. Right now? Now. He means, didn't you notice it before? It was there. Oh, L-O-B. I know what he meant. We all speak J now. Yeah. After two years. I got the insult the first time. Fantastic. What about your new closet gym? Are you still working out on that? I am. Okay, good. And I love it. I know you guys. You want me to quit so bad. No, we don't. No, we don't. You can't wait to make fun of me and say, I told you it was going to turn into some sort of rack for your clothes. I want you to go to the gym. Knew it, monkey. Knew it. Maybe Rebecca sends us a picture right now. I want a gym buddy. And who better than my buddy, Mike? Oh, my gosh. 45 minutes, bro. That's all we need to do. Three times a week. I know. But if we go to the gym together, I don't understand the point of it. You want to be listening to music. I do, too. That's what everybody does. It doesn't matter. It's motivation. And I'm spotting you. And I'm like, all right, let's go. Let's knock these sets out. Like, let's hit it. I actually benched more weight than I have yesterday. Really? I was in a.

2:52It's like a mood. Yeah. Through a couple 40, not a couple on each side, but I don't throw up 45s on each side. And I was really proud of myself. I repped it five times. Did you have someone spotting you? No. I did five times and I was done. I was like, wow. I have a goal. I set a goal. I want to, they say the benchmark for the bench press for like a man. Yeah. A man should be able to bench 225. Yeah. By the end of the year, I'm going to be benching 225. Any size man? A man. Just a man. And it doesn't matter. Even if he's a small guy like me. Like a short guy? Yeah. Yeah. 225 should be like, you should be able to throw up 225. So by the end of this year, I'm throwing up 225. It's a lot. It's a lot of weight. I think it's 245s on each side. Heck yeah. I'm getting it. That's crazy, dude. I'm getting it. Crazy. I want to be able to say, I benched 225. If you get there, I want to come watch. Yeah, come be there. That'd be awesome. M1 Carla from Eastlake. Hi. Hi there. I was just wondering why the switch in time. Why they have us 5.30 to 9? Yeah. Well, it gives us a head start, and there's a lot of people that are listening at 5.30. I'm not listening to Jesse. Say what? Listening to Jesse and music. Oh, oh, oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, I mean, if you're upset about it, you're complaining to the wrong guy. I'm not the guy to complain to. No, I know. And if your point is, hey, you're cutting into my Jesse time.

4:19All you're doing there is hurting my feelings and you're not going to accomplish anything because it's not my thing. No, that's not my intention either. I was just wondering what the thought process behind it was because I know that you guys have one of the longest time spans for a morning music show or a morning talk show. Yes. We used to. Used to. And you know what? It's a management decision and you've got to trust management. That's why they're paid the big bucks. Indeed. Well, good move. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. And I will be listening to you earlier now. Happy New Year. Awesome. Thank you very much. Bye, guys. For a second, I thought it was awkward. Me too. But it turned out it wasn't awkward. I will play you something that is very awkward. And that is a proposal that happened at UCLA during the middle of a game. Oh, wow. The lady that was holding the microphone, you know, didn't know what she's like. Oh, sometimes things happen. I couldn't really hear. Did she say no? Yeah. Yes. She said no. Yeah. And what it was was the kiss cam. You know, they were showing people on the kiss cam. So he had arranged ahead of time. Hey, look, I'm going to do this proposal. So can you put me on kiss cam? And they said, sure, that'd be great. Be awesome. It'd be so cool. And so they went to kiss cam.

6:34And, you know, she was definitely willing to give him a big smacker. When she realized they were on kiss cam, she went and grabbed his face to give him a kiss. And he awkwardly kind of pulled away and got down on his knee. The whole thing was awkward. Oh, God. If you're the woman, just say, yeah, yeah, totally. On the cam? Yeah, and on the cam. Do it later. And then later go, I can't really marry you. I'm not really married. I just said yes in front of the camera. I don't want to humiliate you. Right. Oh, man. But, you know, please, I say, here's the deal. Fellas, to all you fellas listening, if you're not a hundred and forty five percent, sure, don't ask. Yeah. If there's a thing in your mind that goes, she might not, then she's not. Then don't. She don't want to marry you. If you haven't talked about it. Right. That poor dude. Oh, that. Poor guy. Oh, yeah. He went walking out of there. Oh. But I want to know the story. Like, what's the story? Yeah. How, you know, how long have they been dating? Why? She said no. Right. The only reason I can imagine she would say no is because it hasn't been long enough. Like, we've been dating a month. Maybe they're still in college and they're too young, you know, and she's like.

7:55Look, I want to graduate, and I really like you, but... Maybe he just cheated last month. Oh, that could be it. She's like, we're still on the mend. You're still in the doghouse, pal, and that ring's not going to get you out of it. Yeah, maybe he was thinking to himself, I'll really get myself out of the doghouse by proposing. Son of a gun. And then, you know, for those fellas that have had the unfortunate situation of being turned down... Do you walk back into Robbins Brothers and go, is Bill here? Yeah. No, he's actually not working today. Okay. When will he be working? Let me see. Can you hold on a minute? They walk in the back. They're looking at a schedule. You're sitting there waiting for them to come back and tell you when Bill will be in because Bill is the guy that sold you the ring. Well, sir, is there something I can help you with? I'd rather talk to Bill. Bill's not here. When will he be in? I'm really not authorized to give that out. He left. Bill went on vacation. Bill's in Kansas right now. I thought it was Egypt. No, Kansas. Egypt, Kansas. So he went to see family. It's kind of important whether he went to Egypt or Kansas because one of them he'll be back sooner, right? Well, two weeks. He's got two weeks left. Oh, gosh. Oh, no, no, no. What can we do for you here? Well, I bought a... I'm certain we can help you. Okay.

9:17I bought a $6,000 ring. Okay, great. That was non-refundable. It was non-refundable. That's beautiful. Lucky lady. And I need a refund. I need a refund. Yeah, we don't do refunds, so. Oh, pretty. But she said no. I'm very sorry to hear that. So if you guys could just have mercy on me. I've been through a lot. Have a receipt? I've been through a lot. Have a receipt? I don't have it on me, but Bill would remember me. Bill would remember me. Bill, I'm sure if you call, can you call Bill? No. We have like an exchange policy. How about store credit? Did you need another ring? No. Different ring. You can do store credit. There's gold bracelets here for yourself. There's plenty of stuff that you can wear. Earrings. Would she like earrings instead? No, I don't think so. Bracelet. Tennis bracelet. She would like Bill. So, can you please? Bill's not coming back. I can't. I'm going to return. And the humility that you have to experience where they go, what happened? The girl turns her head to the side and goes, what happened? You want to slit her throat. And you're like, I really don't want to talk about it. Yeah, Kim, I don't want to get into this with you, okay? Excuse me. All right, Kim.

10:41Kim Hardem. Hardem. It's enough to make the tears flow again. Oh, yeah. Mine was awkward. My proposal to Rebecca. Weird. I know. Well, it was supposed to be in front of this beautiful waterfall that I couldn't find. So I finally just stopped at this rest stop, practically. Turnout. At Lake Tahoe. And then we had to walk across the busy road. And then we walk into these rocks. you know, that overlook the lake all awkwardly. She's wondering, why is my fat boyfriend going through all this effort? Is he going to kill me? Yeah, he's going to kill me. Did you tell her you had to show her something? I was like, let's look at the lake. Shovel in some lime. And she's like, okay. It's not really like you, though, to want to look at a lake. In fact, it's polar opposite of you. Do you remember exactly what you said? Yes. I said, oh, gosh, it's very corny. But corny is supposed to be the deal. Corny is supposed to be the deal. You've got to go corny. If you don't go corny, they're pissed. So I said, we were looking at the lake. And I said, that's beautiful, isn't it? And she said, yeah, it's beautiful. And I said, I would like to wake up every single morning for the rest of my life looking at something that beautiful, and it's you. Will you marry me? That's not bad. That's good. I like that.

12:14And she really liked it. That is not bad. That's good. Very impressed. Then, we went to, we went back to the casino. We were staying at Harrah's. And we called her mom to let her mom know in a smoke-filled casino. Nice. Yeah. Smoke-filled casino. Which was a strange, you know, so her mom is here, getting the news, hearing... Oh, boy. Well, I will now do what people have been begging me to do for a long time, and that is I will start to watch the show Modern Family. Yes. Why? Because I heard a clip this morning that made me laugh out loud. Someone on the show is named Phil. Oh, he's the best. Phil Bumpy. He's the greatest. Phil got a prostate exam, and it sounded something like this. So how's the real estate market doing?

13:18Well, interest rates are low, so it's a great time to be a buyer. But if you're a seller, you really have to... Bend over? True, but a quality property is still... I don't know. I need you to bend over. Oh. All right. Well, let's dim the lights, crank up the Nora Jones, and get this over with. He's the greatest. He's the greatest. Him as a character, he's a lot like our friend J.S. Bell. Really? Super dad. I mean, super dad is all about his kids. Rebecca told me that that's her favorite character, but she said that he also kind of can't get out of his own way. That's it. Yeah. So he's a little Woods and a little J together. And she said that he's also a little naive. Oh, yeah. Or maybe a lot naive. Lauren's not naive. Lauren's gullible. Gullible. Lauren's gullible. She'll fall for it. That's true. She'll fall for it. But that sold me. If you go to iTunes, just get season one. Start there. And season one is outstandingly funny. They're all great. Rebecca said the gay couple is the funniest thing in the world. The bigger guy, Cam, is not gay in real life. And you watch this guy and you're like...

14:35You're freaking De Niro. Like, De Niro called you and was like, you're a good actor, kid. You're a real good actor. He is phenomenal. Who's Mitchell? And hysterical. His gay lover. His gay lover. The redhead guy. This is Cam talking to Mitchell. This award has changed you, Mitchell. You may be flying high now, but pretty soon you're going to be free-falling, Tom Petty. Because you're petty. Tom Petty. Get it? Just three sentences ago. Sold. It's so good. I love it when he wakes up in his clown makeup. Oh, yeah. He's a sleep clown. He's a sleep clown. It's so funny. Rebecca said that it shares some things in common with Arrested Development and how funny it is. Yeah. And there's a Seinfeld element a little bit to it, a little bit of The Office. I mean, because it's got that mockumentary. It's so good. I love mockumentary. Yeah. Then you'll love this show. I'll be all in. It's outstanding. It's my favorite. Yep. Last night on Letterman, you may find this interesting. Sorry, I'm going to need some kind of a... A lozenge? A lozenge. I refuse to say lozenge just like Woods.

15:47You've got to say lozenge. Lozenge. You could say lozenger like me. Or lozenger. That's wrong. I think lozenger. Yeah. This is actually, so I think this will actually teach a lot of us because the other day, I don't remember if it was on or off the air, we were asking one another, what is the whole caucus thing about? The Iowa caucus. What is this thing about? So Letterman had... Brian Williams, host of NBC Nightly News on, to ask him, what is it? Caucuses, historically, when did they begin and why are they still here? Oh boy, that's a loaded question. They only became serious in the modern era. And of course it was... It was old-fashioned. It really was casserole to the neighbor's house where you'd gather in informal groups. Now, of course, we have camera crews at some of the mega caucus locations. And Dave, to put it in perspective, the stat I used tonight on our broadcast, we say the Iowa caucuses, we say Iowa has chosen the first. The number of voters, the people who participated, would roughly fit in the new Cowboys stadium.

16:58For a Cowboys home game, for standing room only. 60,000 or something? No, no, no. North of that Jerry Jones Palace fits about 110 with standing room only. Oh, my. So just north of 110. But if you can picture that number of voters, when we say Iowa, that's what we mean. It'll be different in a primary. Now, let me ask you this. Is it binding? No. But certain dairy products can be. Dave loves that kind of humor. That still sounded like Greek. Really? Yeah. Yeah. It's not real bright when it comes to politics. It just is a tradition that started a long time ago. And they generally feel that the state of Iowa represents middle America. Okay. That's a good call. And yeah. They have 100,000 people say, here's who we think should be the guy or the girl. You kind of take it like a temperature and then a lot of them will decide if they're going to.

18:08Keep going. Keep going. That's exactly it. I got you. My wife thinks I'm nuts because I always, I want to live in, like, an Ohio or an Iowa. Like, if I was older and had kids, that's where I would want to. Why? Midwest. The Midwest is badass. The values, like, it's like a cool thing. Mine is Idaho. Yeah. Yep. No, Udaho. What do you, oh. Yeah. Udaho. You, you are. Udaho. Udaho. Yeah. Idaho seems cool. Money goes a long way. Lake. Fishing pole. It's out there catching fish that I don't like to eat. Utah looks like fun. Yeah, it does. I mean, all that area. 570-1949. Just call us and tell us where you'd like to fish and retire. We'll banty it about for a while. Just talk about it. We got so much big news coming up at the top. At 9 o'clock, Timberlake and Jessica Biel got engaged over the weekend, or over the holidays, sorry. Why is there silence? Why is nobody reacting? Because it's like, what two celebrities ever grow old together? It ain't going to be Justin Timberlake, no. We don't hear about them. No. We don't hear about the ones that do. If they're out there? Well, yeah. Goldie Hawn and... Not married.

19:40Yeah, they never got married. They're not married. Yeah. Okay. It's usually when their careers start to fade and they're together, then they stick. It's like, it doesn't seem like two celebrity, like a celebrity and a civilian. Yeah. That could work. That could work, celebrity and civilian. Like, for instance, if Tom Hanks married a banker girl. Yeah. As a banker. Yeah. That could work. Although he's still with Rita. He's with Rita. Rita Hayworth. Rita Wilson. Yes, Rita Wilson. Rita Wilson Hanks now. They've done great. They'll be together for a while. You can't put Tom Hanks and Justin Timberlake next to each other. Why? Because they're different. Back in the day, though, he was the man. He's still the man. I'm still a girl who still throws stuff at Tom Hanks, but not like they do at JT. He doesn't wear a white fedora and a white Suit and play a white piano and dance around. All right, I'll play devil's advocate for you. Okay. He's had it all. Has he? He's also had that a thousand times. I threw myself at Justin Timberlake. You did? Yeah. If he'd have taken you. She would have taken him. Oh, yeah. Would you have done it without a condom? That's a brazen question. Oh, my gosh. Mikey. Probably. Yeah. Hey, Mikey. Probably just because I wouldn't want to pass up on it. But, yeah, I started, like, quoting creepy facts about him, and he didn't like that that much.

21:02I think it would be great. Well, not great. I don't think it would be great. But imagine a big star like that. He's like, we could do it, girl, but I ain't wearing no latex. No rubber, girl. Yeah. You know me. I don't roll that way. He's got the power to say that. Yeah, and they're like, all right. I bet girls do. But I wonder if they're afraid of lawsuits now, because what if the girl gets pregnant? Yeah. No, I bet no celebrity does that. I bet they all wear condoms, right? You're out of your mind. Dude, they don't want to get sued for, they don't want to get sued. They're probably like, are you on the pill? Yeah. All creepy. Yeah. Are you on the pill, girl? You'd be safe for life, though. No, they wouldn't because they know, they're smart enough to know. I'm Justin Timberlake. If I ask a girl if she's on the pills, she's going to say yes. Yeah. And it's going to be lies. Man, it's a rough life. Yeah, I mean, that's why you're, you know, that dude, and they've broken up many times already, and he's had many other women in that absence. And I'm sure, I'm sure there would be dialogue like this. I'm on the pill. Dude, I gotta split. Really? Yeah. No, he's gonna wear a Jimmy band. No, no, no. Jimmy. Yeah, don't leave. Don't leave. Just do it. Just do it anyway. Okay. Fine.

22:29You sure? Are you sure? You sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It won't make you do nothing you're uncomfortable with. Oh, wow. We are certainly adding a lot to a book that doesn't exist. That's why we get paid, pal. Here you go. We're filling in the blanks for you. So, already a little bit of controversy. Just a little bit of controversy when it comes to A.J. Smith and Dean Spanos. Just enough to wet your beak. So we will tell you about it next. 570-1949. Saying it kind of a different way. Zero. Give us a call. And also, if you want to, you can text 949Mikey at gmail.com. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I am your portly Mexican friend, 41 years of age, and... Fat boy. Okay. All right. Thanks, Jay.

24:11And there you go. Jay is almost like an archer. He just takes that poison-tipped arrow and he fires it right through you. You're looking kind of fat. Look at these arms. Fat, fat, fat. Daddy's little fatty. Oh, you'll never get a prom date with all that tub on your face, you know. That is quite a little clip. Quite a montage. Quite a montage of mean, isn't it? Wow. This is a little something I put together for you, Mike. I stayed up all night working on it. Yeah, well, I had to take 40 different movies, edit them together to make that sentence. It's a labor of love. Ode to you, Fitz. Yeah, I mean, it's just a message I was trying to say to you. Woods is our sports guy. He's a guy sitting across from me. He's wearing a black... I can tell you're losing weight. No, you can't. Yeah, I can't. You can't, yeah. Right now, through that shirt thing, I can tell that you're looking slimmer.

25:15In the torso. Okay. I'll take your word for it. You do. You look slimmer in the torso. You guys need a minute? Yeah. Oh, man. Getting hot in here. Gosh. I guess you can't tell a friend that he's... That he's hot. That his torso's looking better. It's getting to the point where you can't tell another man how you feel about his torso without people... Dang! Getting all over you and thinking that you're some kind of weirdo. The blonde to my right is Lauren O'Brien. Earlier off the air, she called me a narcissist. Wow. I called her B. And then we made up. True story. Jay is our producer. He's wearing a black t-shirt today. to represent his heart, and he is 48 years of age. That's true. This shirt looks no less than 35 years old. It is brand new. I got it for Christmas. Is it? It's gray. It's gray. It's not black. It's brand new. You got to add.

26:3725 years to that. You're both out of your mind. I got two new shirts for Christmas. He wore that in the Civil War. Yeah. I did not. You can't make things up like that. This is one of the first t-shirts ever invented. Yeah. You know who wore it? War Horse wore it. It's actually made of saddle, so. Yeah. And our phone screener is 19-year-old Nicole. Oh, yeah, girl. Wow. Hey, Nicole. You know, that's all just for the air, right? It's just jokes. I do it because it's funny, but I obviously don't think you're, you know, hot. But if you thought I was, I wouldn't be opposed to it. Right. I mean, I ain't saying that I don't think it. I mean, because I do. But officially, policy here at Lincoln Financial is that I can't say it. I can't say it. But if you were to ask me if I wanted to make love, the answer would be yes. I'm a married man. Well, technically, I'm married. Technically. But, I mean, I like to look at the touch of things. I like to watch. Look, I don't wear a ring, but technically, I'm married. Guy doesn't wear a wedding ring. He doesn't wear a wedding ring. No. Yeah, most creeps don't. Yeah, I know. Right. Well, when you go to creep college. Yes.

27:59That's day one. It's the first day. Welcome to Creep College. My dad didn't wear a ring. First bit. Lick with my hand. Pull the ring off. Stick it in your wallet. And tell your wife it's because... Your fingers swell. Right. You're afraid you're going to get it caught on something. You have too much salt. You guys are mixing it all up with Creep University. Oh, that's true. It's Creep U. Creep U. Creep me, pal. Creep U. Creep U. So the word of the day is canteen. And when you hear me say canteen, be caller nine. And I'll give you Madden 12. Woo! For the Nintendo Wii. Might have played Madden yesterday for 30 hours. Get on it. Wow. After the gym. Turd. That's awesome. Yeah. A whole 45 minutes. It doesn't matter. It's all you need. Like, he's the one to talk. Oh, yeah. Call of Duty for hours. Call of Duty for hours. A what? I wait until after hours today. What's after hours? I surfed and stayed yesterday. Great. I went to the gym, so suck it. This is going to be our new bit. Hey, fatty. Hey, I was in the gym yesterday, so you can suck it. Now you got a thing you could say. Yeah. You know? Who's Jim? Well played. Touche. Touche. FF her. Touche. So, Woodsy, tell us about this thing. It's, you know.

29:23It's a little bit on the controversial side. Is it controversial? It is because it's opposing views. That's why I think it is. Is it what we've become accustomed to from our newly reprieved general manager, A.J. Smith? They were talking to A.J. Smith yesterday, the press, and they were asking him, okay, look, now that you're here, how does free agency going to look for you guys this year? But we've got to preface it, right? Because of what Dean said. Right. When Dean made the announcement, I ain't firing anybody. Right. It's going to be status quo. And basically what Spanos said was, look, we're going to have to make some moves in free agency. Our guys are going to have to learn. And, you know, he didn't name A.J. Smith by name, but he said people are going to have to be a little bit more flexible with the way they do things. So they were asking A.J. Smith yesterday, so does this change your approach to free agency? It hasn't. He said. It's the same. So the same bit is going to be, hey, I'm taking a hard line stance. I'm not going to go crazy in free agency. Now, mind you, I looked at the free agent list this morning. There's some pretty ridiculous free agents. Laurent Landry's out there. Yes. There's some big names. Mario Williams.

30:37Oh, wow. Mario Williams is out there. I just read this, and I'm like, this can't be. Troy Polamalu is an unrestricted free agent. Are you serious? Lives here in San Diego. Can you imagine that? I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I'd feel bad for him if he ended up here. Yeah. No, come on. We've got to have hope. We've got to feel like it's going to turn around. He wants to leave on a high note. But basically, the needs that they have next year. Pass rusher, strong safety. The offensive line, Nick Hardwick may retire. Marcus McNeil may never play again with his neck. Is that right? They're saying it's very serious. And a neck injury? Ask Peyton Manning. He was out the whole year, and who knows if he's going to be the same. I don't want to say that he's never going to play again, but he may not. It's a very serious injury. Now, you're going to have to replace an offensive line. That was pretty terrible this year because of injuries. But this guy that they picked up off the scrap heap, Jared Gaither, he was great. And I mean freaking phenomenal. See, that's what I mean. He's a guy they need to re-sign. AJ has this amazing ability to find people. He's good at evaluating talent. He's really great at it. Yeah, and Vincent Jackson is out there, and he's a huge piece. So here's their options. Do they lock him up to a long-term deal?

32:00We've all seen how that's worked out with A.J. doing that with guys. He doesn't do it. Or they do the franchise tag. Give him the franchise tag, which means $13 million it'll cost him for one year. Lock the dude up. 6'5 receivers don't grow on trees. Listen, he needs a little bit of an attitude adjustment. I mean, aside from me, there's not a lot of 6'5. No, besides you. Well, you're more like a quarterback anyway. I'm a prototype body for a quarterback. A mobile quarterback. Scrambling, mobile, like Roethlisberger makes plays in the pocket, can also get outside the pocket, extend the play. That's your specialty. Despite your size, very quick. Yes. You know how they show evolution charts? Starts with a simian, turns into a person? Yes. Yeah. First picture would be me. And Vincent Jackson would be what eventually happened. Like a hundred years. A hundred million. A hundred million years. I, you know, again, getting free agents is always exciting. You have to be careful about how you spend, how you spend your money. And the way that they've done things here a little bit the last couple of years, at least since I've been here, is not taking a lot of risk.

33:11You know, kind of safer moves. Guys like Bob Sanders who, hey, if he's healthy, it'll really pan out. Much like the Padres do here, hey, if this guy is healthy, he may have a great year instead of going to get those guys that you know. Takeo Spikes, perfect example. You sign him for nothing, and if he plays well, great. If he doesn't, well, it didn't cost us much. They don't do the big, they're not the Redskins. They're not signing every guy out there, which is good, too. But this is the reason it sucks so bad. We hear Dean Spano say, I'm not firing AJ. I'm not firing Nora, but I want you to know we're going to get out there. Things are changing around here. We're going to get out there. Free agency. They asked AJ yesterday, and he goes, I'm not changing anything. I'm not changing anything. His quote was, it hasn't. It's the same. It's frustrating already. Frustrating already. One day in, he's already surly. I know it. So the very, very, very sad story coming out of Coronado. The murder-suicide. Here's the deal. We know now a brother and sister. David Reese and his sister Karen Reese. As this starts to unfold, what it looks like is a jealousy thing. A friend of the brother liked the sister. Roommate of the brother. Friend and roommate. Friend and roommate. Friend and roommate. Liked the sister.

34:40And they all went out and partied on New Year's Eve. While out, met a guy named Matthew Satterley. And came back to the condo. And just from putting things together, it looks like he was jealous. Now, the article in the UT doesn't say that's the deal. It just kind of looks like that's the deal. What was the shooter's name? He was, by the way, the shooter was a friend of the brother. And roommate. And also a pilot, like the brother. And his name. It was John Robert Reeves. John Robert Reeves. That's it. So John Robert Reeves liked his brother and roommate's sister. Karen. Okay, Karen. They met Saturday out. They all go back to party after they go out on New Year's Eve. And potentially a jealousy situation arrives. Maybe. Maybe. Potentially.

35:40From John Robert Reeves, Karen, and then the Satterley fellow. He's like, hey, I like you. You're not going to hook up with this guy. You're not bringing this guy home. Well, there was another person that was with them. That is not named. That called 911. That's not named. That will probably be able to provide a lot more insight. Yeah. It's heartbreaking. It is. They were at a nightclub. What's the nightclub on top of the Marriott downtown? Scott Altitude? Yes. Yeah, Altitude, which I've heard about because it's got those spectacular views. And, yeah, Altitude Sky Lounge. Wow. They're also getting videotape of Altitude to see, well, like, was there any ruckus? Was there any blah, blah, blah? Gosh. Probably a lot of alcohol. Yep. Yeah. That's too bad. Gosh, it's so sad. But anyway, that is a... Major news story today here in San Diego. On this day 98 years ago, in 1920, the Boston Red Sox sold Babe Ruth's contract to the New York Yankees. Big mistake. Which was a big mistake for the Boston Red Sox. Well done. He was one of the best pitchers and hitters in the game of baseball. Was winning World Series for the Red Sox. Don't they call it the cuss?

37:07But yeah, it's the Cress. The Cress. The Cress of the Bambino. But the owner of the Red Sox, Mike, wanted money to finance a Broadway play. So he sold his best player to the Yankees. To finance the play. Oh, man. Oh, wow. Man, I hope that play turned out good. It did not. It didn't even do well. It did not. And it was pretty badass for about 100 years. Yeah. So thanks again, Sox. On this day, 85 years ago in 1933. They broke ground on the Golden Gate Bridge. Jay, what was that like? I remember I had a golden shovel, and it was like I got to kick it all off. You got to kick it off. What was the year? 1933. Wow. Great year. You were senior in high school. Four years later in May of 37, they finished it. Wow, when Jay graduated high school. That's right. Crazy days. Lost a lot of good men on that bridge. Hey, do you find a lot of... Class of 37 people on Classmates. 200,000 people crossed the bridge on the first day it opened. Wow. It's a sight to see, isn't it? It is, man. I've never seen it. You haven't? Not in person. I've seen pictures. I've never been to San Francisco. You've got to get up there. I've never been. Come on. You're Californian now. That's true. Good food, man. That's what I hear. Great food. That's what I hear. Michelle Bachman. She says, all right.

38:37That's what you people have to say feast. I'm not going to run. I won't run for president if you're not going to like me in Iowa. Last night, the people of Iowa spoke with a very clear voice. And so I have decided to stand aside. And I believe that if we are going to repeal Obamacare, turn our country around and take back our country, we must do so united. And I believe that we must rally around the person that our country and our party. And our people select to be that standard bearer. But make no mistake, I'll continue to be a strong voice. McCain has already come out and said, my guy is Mitt Romney. Wow. Which is going to be big for Romney. Well, I'm just really bummed that Bachman dropped out because she had such a good chance to win, you know? Yeah. Such a front runner. Woods, I don't know anything about Michelle Bachman. I don't know anything about Michelle Bachman. So I don't know if she had a chance to win. Oh, totally. Well, obviously. She didn't do very well in the caucus. Six votes. Can't say that, Mikey. From that one division that we talked about yesterday, the one lady that called in was like, and six votes for Buckman. That's right. This was a weird story that Woods found this morning. Casey Anthony has somehow surfaced. Oh, boy. On YouTube. It's all over the news. It's on the Today Show. Yeah, take a listen to this.

40:07Oh, wow, that's a commercial. That's weird. It's the stupid internet. Why are you celebrating her coming back playing Hallelujah? Mike. It's the internet. They make you watch a commercial before they give you content now. Here you go. We begin this half hour with Casey Anthony speaking out for the first time since being acquitted of murdering her daughter. Natalie is here with some details on that. Natalie, good morning. Good morning again, Carl. That's right. NBC News has now confirmed that the video that is now on YouTube is, in fact, the Florida mother. It's less than five minutes long, and in it, Casey Anthony never mentions her daughter, Kaylee. So this is my first video diary. Call it Casey's confessional. I don't know whether to look directly at myself or look up. It's a little scary because I hate being on camera. Casey Anthony seen and heard for the first time since being cleared of killing her. That's odd that you hate being on camera, but you're on camera. Yeah. I hate this. Nobody twisted your arm to tell you to do that. There's not a guy behind her with pantyhose over his head with a gun to the back of her head saying, make this video. Imagine a guy.

41:16With a great big giant drumstick in his hand at Kentucky Fried Chicken. Just chowing into it going, this is so weird for me because I hate chicken. I loathe chicken. I despise it. I can't. I don't like it. Yeah. I brought her Kaylee last summer. In the nearly four and a half minute video, the 25-year-old never directly mentions Kaylee, her parents, or her high-profile murder trial. Instead, she at times seems at a loss for words, taking stock of the dramatic reversal in her young life. Oh, man. Just a little surreal how much things have changed since July and how many things haven't changed. But the good thing is that things are starting to look up and things are starting to change in a good way. Do you think that a future boyfriend might ever say, are you lying to me? Absolutely. Are you telling me the truth? Do you promise? You promise? Swear. Pinky swear. Okay, I believe you. Okay. Fine. I believe you. How do you trust?

42:38Casey Anthony. I don't know. It's almost like a punchline. Like you go, I trust Casey Anthony more than I trust. Right. You know what I mean? Exactly. This is what they say. Things stay good and that they only get better. They'll only get better. Casey, who says on the video that the recording took place in October, has been hiding since she was released from prison last July. Sporting shorter, blonde locks, Casey provides a few details about where she is as she serves her probation at an undisclosed Florida location. I'll still be here at least until February, the end of February. She is sitting in an office that has, you know, blinds in the background and wood-paneled walls and a couple of framed photographs.

43:36Who knows what the photos are? Right. There's plenty of creeps out there that could probably zoom in and figure it out. Try to figure it out? Yeah, you're right. Figure out where she is. And L.O.B. said something that I thought was also a really good observation, which is, okay, so let me get this straight. You go through all the trouble of changing your hairstyle to blonde. Chopping it all off. Chopping it all off to be incognito. And then you put yourself on YouTube. Yeah. Doesn't make much sense. I don't understand. She does look very busty, though. Well, that's an observation that... You can't actually really see it. Yeah, you can in some other still pictures. It's very busty. Well, I guess, you know, some people might think that's a stranger observation to make about Casey. Yeah. I quit it. So is OJ. That's fair enough. If you missed us play the really awkward moment earlier, the biggest awkward moment already of 2012 will do that. And also Jay has done a new parody song. And you're going to hear it next.

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52:46I'm a pretty honest guy and I've been a pretty honest guy for many years. Woods. I'll never forget it as long as I live. It was some village in Africa. She had like 60 of those rings around her neck and just boobs hanging out. Lauren. You know what I think the scariest thing is about clowns? They don't say anything. Yeah, that's right. Even though they can talk. And Jay. Just a man trying to do the right thing. On FM 94.9. Word of the day is canteen and it will be worth... Madden 12 on Nintendo Wii. So make sure you're listening for the word canteen. I'll work it into a sentence sometime between now and nine. You'll win that plus a $50 gift card to Dave and Buster's Eat, Play, Drink. Good times. So earlier we were talking about the first big awkward moment of 2012. It was a guy at a UCLA basketball game who asked his...

54:07I assume, girlfriend to marry him. And she said no. This is tape from somebody there. They just started taping on their phone. They started to tape the Jumbotron. She says no. Then she walks out. Then he starts to cry. Girl didn't know what to say. That was the girl holding the microphone. She didn't know what to say. So she said sometimes people get camera shy. She wasn't camera shy. No, she was marriage shy. She didn't want to marry the guy. Yeah, maybe do it someplace that's not so public. Yeah. You know what thought crossed my mind? Huh? It's L.A. What if these two, like, theater students are aspiring actors? It crossed my mind. I was like, are there cameras around? Is this a reality show? Right. And this is a moment for a reality show? But I don't think so. I watched it, too, and I thought the guy kind of looked like an actor. Like, he was just kind of like... Everyone in L.A. looks like an actor. Yeah, it's true. It's true. 5701949 is our number if you...

55:47would like to give us a call after you hear Jay's new parody song. Yes. Jay has written a parody song, and I guess it's about New Year's resolutions. Who says he's got a resolution? Well, we all know that he's going to change his plan. This is about woods. Yeah, great. Wood's stomach is full of pollution. Well, we all know he's eating everything he can. Wow. Oh, my God. Lovely. But when you talk about food reduction, don't you know that you can count woods out? Wow. You know there's going to be a fight. Make it fit. A five. A five. Picture him holding the microphone as he records it. Yes. Which says he's got a real conclusion. Would you know? A tan doesn't make you thin. Oh, wow. You asked me for a Krispy Kreme donut. Would you know?

57:19Mikey ate them with some ham. Mikey. Mikey. All right. Perfect. But when you want honey on a piece of vanilla cake. Oh, my God. Wow, wow, wow, wow. All I can say is, brother, you just had eight bits. Perfectly. Don't you know you're way overweight. Oh, my God. Overweight. I like how Jay hit the high notes. Overweight. Yeah, Kevin, my range. You're way overweight. Is that Jay? Yeah. Oh, wow. Speechless. I'm in shock. I don't know what to think of it. I like how Mike made his way into wood design. Yeah, you know. Yeah. Listen, if you don't try putting 45 Shriners in a little car, you'll never know. Yeah. And Jay says, look, it don't fit, but I'm going to put it in there. I'll make it fit.

58:23I'll make it fit. Shocking. Actually, I don't have any resolutions. I don't even know what that's about. You do, too. No, I don't. I have no resolutions this year. You do, Woods, but you refuse to talk about them on the air. You're calling them goals. Yeah, you're going by goals. I don't have a resolution. That's why you've been in the gym. No, I've gone one day and I went for a jog another day. You're going to lift 225 or something. Yeah, I'm going to throw 225 up at the end of the year, but that's, you know, that can just come. Woods has resolved to not smoke cigarettes, too. I have not. He's quitting smoking. I've never said that. I've never said that. He's going to stop doing that. His goal is to stop smoking cigarettes. I never said that. His goal. I never said that. Take the dogs on a walk. Walk the dogs more this year. I have never. I do have one resolution to play more guitar. That's it. That's the only thing I said I'm going to play every single day. Me too. And that's it. Anything else that may happen in my life? Happenstance. L.O.B. thinks that resolutions are a bit. Yeah. What do you mean? It's just set.

59:27too high of standards for yourself. That's exactly right. People set these things that are not attainable for themselves. Then they get overwhelmed if they don't meet it right away and they give up. And you get burned out. Like when I did it before, dude, I was going five days a week. You can't do it. Like I don't like it enough to do it five days a week. Now, if you do it three days a week for two months, three months, maybe then you're like. I kind of like the way I'm feeling. I like the way I'm looking. And then you got to start slow. I think baby steps is the key. With a diet, I read something that said eat one really healthy meal a day. The diet is actually not that hard to do. It's when you go extreme. It's when you go extreme. This sucks. Exactly. Snooki was on Leno and she was talking about Vinny. Do you know who that is, Woods? I do not. Her boyfriend? Well, they did sleep together. Oh. But they never dated. He lives in the house. Yes. I don't know anything about Snooki. I like him probably the most. I don't know either of them, but here's what she said. Anytime. Allegedly. Why? Anytime. Yes. Oh, no. You'll see. You'll see. That's top notch. That is. How does she say that? That's top notch. That's great. There you go. Well, I'm like standing up on a train that's going 180 miles an hour. Standing up.

1:01:17And yanking the brake as hard as you can. And then you just go flying. And everybody, just all their stuff just falls out of the overhead. I don't think there's anything we can do about it, though. It's the internet. I rely on the internet. Can't you click it beforehand? Like you know you're going to go to the story, click on it, and let it load? It's a good idea, Jay. It's a good idea. I'm here to solve problems. It's good in theory. I'll look into it. Let's see if it'll work if I try it a second time, because that's insane. Nope. I could restart the internet. Oh, boy. I don't want anything. That old bit. That worked the other day. Takes too long, and it's only a three-hour show, and you can see why. Three and a half. Three and a half. And now you know why. Now you know why. Because quality is job nine. The internet. Yes. Oh, no.

1:02:22I mean, you'll see. You'll see through the season. But honestly, you know. Oh, gosh. What? Did it stop? Yes. You almost have to laugh at it. Did you stop it? Yeah, no. Oh, gosh darn it. I didn't. What's happening with Vinny? I got to know now. He left the show? No, she says that she's going to leave him. No, no. She's not with him. She said Vinny left. Oh, that he'll leave the show. He's leaving the show. He must have had some sort of blowout. Well, he probably got a job to be the CEO of a corporation somewhere. Yeah, if I had to guess. He's probably the only intelligent one on there. He's going to be the new head of Exxon Valdez. No. And it's Valdez, isn't it? I thought it was Valdez. You'd know. Because I'm Hispanic. Correct. Like a cousin of yours? So obviously I would know. He's got the donkey and the coffee beans. Oh, yeah. He's Colombian. Is that what you are, Mike? No. Lauren, and you know full well. You're Colombian. But I'm not. I'm Mexican. Could be. Explain the code. Yeah. I don't do cocaine. M1 Andrew from El Cajon. Are you there? Hey, guys. I'm listening online. I don't know how far ahead you guys are, but I just heard the Jay song on my phone. That was awesome. Yeah. Was it? Was it? Was it? Was it? I died laughing. Oh, me too. Thank you. Maybe he doesn't know what the word awesome means. I think he does. I liked it. Yeah. It was terrible.

1:03:45I liked it. Terribly awesome. Terribly terrible. Terribly terrible. Oh, you guys. Terribly terrible. Just because you can't. Don't say don't hate. I will beat you. God. What's wrong with that, Woods? You can't say don't hate. Don't hate. Don't hate. Stupid. If you say it, you're stupid. Yesterday, we talked about all the words for 2012 that apparently are going to be banned that they can't use anymore. Hater. Don't hate was banned back in 2010. And hater. With hater. It was banned. And haterade. Haterade. You drinking that haterade? I say it sometimes. Well, listen, there are some things that become a part of our lexicon. They're a way of describing something. So to say don't hate, that's descriptive. Can you say winning? No. No. I don't say that anymore. Winning was a huge part of it. But if you're out at a bar and you see a bunch of guys going, winning, you're like. Boy, look at those tools. That's true. That is a true fact. And I love the fact that people that say, oh, you're just a hater. Yeah. Because you don't like what they like. Haters gonna hate. Hey, yeah, haters gonna hate. I don't like pie. My haters gonna hate. Oh, you hater. No, I like cake. I'm a cake guy. I like things. Yeah. Oh, it kills me. Did I tell you the story about me putting my foot in my mouth with a...

1:05:10Katie, our friend Katie, the other day? No. Mortifying. Our friend Katie, who moved to New York State, came back to visit. Brought some gifts for the kids. Aw, that's nice. It was really nice. And one of the gifts was this. I look down, I see this DVD, and it's Cars 2. And our two-year-old twins, they like Cars, the movie Cars. And so I said to Katie, wow, that is an awesome gift. I personally want to thank you for that because that means we don't have to hear cars over and over and over again. Right. And she just smiled at me and sort of shook her head like, yeah. And then my wife said, actually, babe, Auntie Lori bought cars, too. for the kids. Well, I'm sure you probably would have. Well, I'm sure your gifts were as badass. Yes. Whatever you got, I'm sure is awesome. I'm sure it's great. It's a great gift. It's a great gift. Well, you weren't the only one, my friend. I did it in a big way. Big way. A Christmas dinner over at my aunt and uncle's house back home in Texas. And my brother was talking about an old roommate of his, a guy named Chris, who was a cheerleader at Arkansas.

1:06:46Male cheerleader. Yes. And I started laughing. And I was like, oh, man, the male cheerleader. I just don't get it. I just don't get the male cheerleader. Kind of making fun. Well, not kind of. I was making fun. I looked at my Uncle Robert, who was washing dishes, and then it popped into my mind that, oh, your deceased father was also a male cheerleader at SMU University in the 50s. And I go. Oh, except, I go, this is exactly the same. Your dad was a cheerleader. It was way different back then. It was way different. It's totally different. The bronze megaphone that you have in your living room is cool. And then it just gets quiet. My brother looked at me like, you are a stupid SOB. Oh, gosh. And I said it, and I went, oh, no. See, I make things worse because I try to step out of it. Yeah. But I have no poker face, so my face will turn red. Because I'm embarrassed. I did it over the break. I was talking to one of Matt's aunts, or aunts, whenever you want to say it. And she was talking about, like, you know, you kind of want Matt to step on it and propose and all this stuff. I was like, yeah, you know, it's just, I don't want to wake up one day and be one of those women that's like 50 years old and still never married. Realizing that she is over.

1:08:11that age. I've never been married before. Just because I want to be. I already said I wanted to be married now. I don't want to be dating Matt. It wouldn't be bad. It's not bad to be unmarried at 50. Or over. But for me, being that I'm already in a relationship with Matt. What I meant was I don't want to be dating Matt. I don't want to be dating Matt. For 25 years. If it's 25 years and I'm still dating Matt, I don't want to be that person. You're okay. You're fine. Can I have a drink? I need a drink. I will keep digging and digging and digging. I will sometimes try to make people put their foot in their mouth, even when I know they haven't. You're a monster. Because I can. You're a monster. It's funny. You're a monster. Like when Garrett, our program director, was in the studio the other day, and he said something, and it was just descriptive. He said something about a Mexican. And I said, oh, Mexican, really? And he got so red. The fake foot and mouth is a good play, too. It's a good play. I know that you just did it. I'm going to call you out. I'm going to make you feel like it. And then I just started laughing. You started dying laughing. I can't call people out on it. Because then I go from them maybe feeling bad in their head to now I feel bad for making them feel bad.

1:09:365701949. I love hearing real bad foot and mouth. I love them. They're so uncomfortable, yet comfortable. I got your wife, and I don't know if you noticed, but when we were driving to Disneyland. I know what you're going to say. Did she say something? She said something, didn't she? No, she didn't say anything, but I wonder if it's the same one. Oh, God. Maybe I did it again. The one that I said. My friend Mark Bauman was in town visiting from Texas. That's it. And he is like a 10-year-old. He's a 40-year-old man. He's a 10-year-old. I got to take him everywhere. I got to do everything for him. And I said, God, you know, freaking guy's an only child, man. And that's just how it goes. And then in my head, I'm riding in the car with Rebecca, who's an only child, and her mother. Oh, boy. I'm in the car with both of them. And I'm sitting in the back seat with them. Oh, boy. And I go, oh, God. And Jamie's like, yeah, but. Nobody is like his parents. That's different. She knows I'm an idiot. She was backing me up. Sorry, Rebecca. Imagine if you hadn't caught it and you're like, hey man, it's like the only child syndrome. Only children are weird. They're spoiled, they're weird, they're just needy. The biggest one that I had was when I was babysitting for this family when I first moved here and the guy was, I thought he was like the

1:11:00you know like marketing executive or something he was a big wig and a watch company that's out here and every sign in their house was fun it was like they were fun people his wife I'd only met with her like five times and then I finally met him and she's getting ready so we're sitting down and he's asking me what I do for a living at the time I was working for a software company I was like you know it just it's tough though because I can't relate to engineers I'm like you know engineers are like tough to talk to and then the weird I'm going on and on and on about how I've got this side of my brain and they use that side of their brain. I'm like, you know, it's just... You're blushing now. She's blushing, remembering it. I'm like, you're this person or you're that person. And then I was like, anyway, I'm like, so your wife told me, I'm like, I love the watches. What do you do over there? He's like, I am the COO, so I'm a mechanical engineer. You don't say. I didn't mean... You know what? I didn't mean... I was talking about software engineering. Yeah, like soft... Specifically. Or guys that run trains. Right. You know what I mean? My grandfather was an engineer. Right. I come from a family of engineers. I made love to an engineer. Mostly make love to engineers. Mengineers. Mengineers. I think the wife's name was Susie or whatever. He said, yeah, Susie's...

1:12:19Father's an engineer. His brother. We have a family of engineers. Yeah. Our last name is actually Engineer. I turned purple. Yeah. And they never called me again. Weird. They never called me again. Oh, I did it. Call us with yours. I did it. 5701949. Same thing. Engineer. Our old friend Sienna. Her husband's an engineer. And Jamie's ex-husband. My wife Jamie's ex-husband was an engineer. I'm like. Freaking dork engineer. And she goes, Todd's an engineer. And I was like. Not like that. Nobody's like Todd. Todd's cool. Idiot. Civil engineer. I'm a moron. I'm a walking, living moron. I do it all the time. Just keep my mouth shut. Foot and mouth is the funniest thing. Gosh darn woods. I like the people with the guts to call them out. You got guns. That's me. Mikey loves seeing people squirm. Well, it was so, him getting, you know, like him coming out of his skin, Garrett coming out of his skin and being like, because I knew he didn't mean it in a bad way. Watching Garrett sweats pretty good. You're right. Garrett, our program director. Hey, Mike, Garrett, I apologize. I didn't mean anything by it. Well, Garrett, you have a lot of explaining. Look.

1:13:35Sometimes I make mistakes. Okay, I need your forgiveness. You're big on that. Forgive me right now. Garrett, did you just call me big? Yeah. What do you mean big? I don't mean your weight, okay? Black keys. 570-1949. We're getting a lot of calls starting to come in. We'll talk to you about it when we come back. Speaking of the black keys. Good thing I never do that. So we'll talk to you about the worst ones you've done. Phones are blowing up. We're going to hear your foot and mouth stories next. And I'm also going to tell you about where pythons are starting to turn up. Show now. Bye, gorgeous. Good job. Here's plastic. Excellent job. Mikey. 570-1949. Or text. That is funny. At 949mikey at gmail.com. More coming up in just a couple. FM 94.9. Got to tell you about AT&T and all the cool stuff that AT&T is doing just for you.

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1:23:20Well, Ronnie Hillman has made himself eligible for the draft. He is their star running back. These guys were 12-2 when he rushed for at least 110 yards. 3,243 rushing yards in his short career at San Diego State. They're also losing Ryan Lindley because he's graduating. And that is going to be a huge blow to the Aztecs next year. He's coming out early for the draft. And also, if you... If you didn't hear about this story, it's a pretty crazy one. Sam Hurd is a wide receiver for the Chicago Bears. He has been indicted Wednesday on federal drug conspiracy and possession charges. He apparently is a giant drug dealer in the Chicago area. It was crazy, man. Absolutely crazy story. He is going to be... He has been indicted. He could be sentenced to 10 years to life in prison, up to 40 years in prison if convicted on the possession count. So this is bad news for Sam Hurd. Yeah, it is. Dumb, dumb, dumb. We are talking to you about putting your foot in your mouth and foot-in-mouth stories. This is M1 Crusader from San Diego. What did you do? I'm a student at his charter school, and I was talking with some teachers, and they were talking about Occupy San Diego.

1:24:38And we're going around and I just said, why don't they all just get jobs already? And, you know, them being teachers and me being just a student aid. Right. Master's degree and all that. I didn't exactly know what I was talking about without any of the facts. So I just said, I mean, you took it out of context. I don't understand. Took it out of context as a big player with a foot in mouth. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you say something's taken out of context, it almost fixes everything. Yeah. Yes. M1 Randall. From Bonita. Are you there? Yeah. What did you do? Well, I was at my kid's school. My wife was due. She was pregnant. A lady who had just previously had a child about a year ago asked when my wife was due. I said, oh, she's due pretty soon here. Well, how about yourself? When are you due? Oh, God. They got quiet. Never. Oh, no. I just turned around and walked away. Yeah, you just had to leave.

1:25:39You're too inquisitive. You're too inquisitive. You're too inquisitive. You're too inquisitive. Never, never, never, ever, ever. Never ask a woman when she's dead. Never. Let her bring it up. Never. Let her say, oh, I can't wait to get this baby out of me. Don't ever bring it up. Ever, ever, ever. That's the worst one. That may be the worst one. Absolutely. I've heard it so many times and it never gets easier. M1. M1 Herald from San Marcos. What'd you do? I was talking to my next-door neighbor, and he said, hey, we're going on vacation for like three or four days. I said, oh, okay, cool. Do you need me to take care of the cat or something while you're gone? And this blank look on his face, he goes, dude, our cat died six months ago. Oh, wow, wow, wow, oh, wow. I'm so sorry. I didn't know. Actually, I did know that was the problem. You forgot. You know what? I forgot about what you considered a family member. I forgot. May he rest in peace. It's a she. It's actually a she. It's not the same thing as a he. Her name was Betty. We called her Betty. You can't mistake that. It doesn't sound like a male name at all. Remember when she gave kittens? She had birthed kittens. We offered you guys one.

1:26:54So, anyway. Anyway, have a great vacation. M1 Richard from San Clemente. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. I really stepped in it with my fiancé's family at a Christmas party this last year. Oh, to your fiancé. I stand around with future father-in-law and his friends, and we start telling jokes going back and forth. And, of course, they start getting more dirty and more raunchy. And I came out with this gem, which I've cleaned up for the radio, if I can tell it real quick. Well, I'm concerned about you cleaning up a joke. Are you sure you can clean it up? Positive. Okay. Man's in the doctor's office, and he says, sir, I have some bad news. Your wife's test results came back. He says, well, what's wrong? Well, she either has a fatal STD or Alzheimer's. And he says, well, how do I know? And the doctor says, well, I want you to do a test for me. Take her to a park, drop her off, and if she comes back home, don't sleep with her. The whole room was silent, and I couldn't figure out why. I mean, I didn't think it was too bad, but the whole room was silent. And father-in-law's best friend stands, and he says, you know, you should know my mom died from... Oh, gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, no, no, no. Wow. Oh, gosh.

1:28:16Chaser. Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow. What do you do? What do you say? I mean, there's nothing to do. There's nothing to say. I'm so sorry. There's nothing you could do or say. I'm sure she's a lovely woman. I'm sure she's a lovely woman. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Well, I think you should know, Richard, that my mom actually has an husband. Chase. My mom does, too. My wife's grandmother. We just visited. She didn't know who we were. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. See, now this is... Screw it with you. Thanks. We're actually not screwing with him. Well, we're not screwing with you, but that is a good example of why I think, you know, listen, you can't get all uptight about stuff. You can't. You gotta be like, no. You gotta take things with a grain of salt. You never saw, Mike, you never saw Meet the Parents. No. De Niro is sitting at the dinner table with Ben Stiller, and he makes these little hidden cameras. De Niro does. And so Ben Stiller's sitting at dinner, and he looks up, and there's this vase. When did I say vase? Am I French? There's a vase up on a mantel. Yeah. And he goes, oh, Jack, what's that? One of your little cameras? Booga, booga, booga. Booga, booga. Yeah. And he goes, actually, that's the vase that holds the remains of Jack's mother. Oh, yeah. It's an urn. It's an urn. It's an urn. It's an urn. I think his wife had to explain for him because De Niro was so upset. He was so mad. He was like, that's an urn. It holds the remains of Jack's mother.

1:29:45So it's not a hidden camera. He was finally getting in his good grades. But the best was the, a booga booga, a booga booga, a booga booga. Oh, gosh. It makes your heart, your heart's pounding. Oh, my gosh. Idiot. Foot and mouth stuff. It will get you. Yeah. It will get you. Yeah. Oh, it'll get you. So, uh, speaking of getting, I'm not one for pranks. You know that. I'm not big on pranks. But, but if they're. If they're a good prank. And don't have anything to do with you. No, no, no, no. I don't mean good prank as in you're really getting somebody. I mean, if the prank isn't mean, I like them. Okay. Now, I thought this up in line at a Starbucks. I thought this would be funny. What if you were to text your significant other right now and you text them, I love you so much.

1:30:49Now, they'll respond to you. And when they do, text them back and say, I love you so much. And they'll respond again. And just keep responding with, I love you so much. I love you so much. I love you so much. And then call us at 570-1949 so that we can hear what that dialogue sounds like. It's probably going to be something like, why do you keep writing that? Yeah. What's the matter with you? What did you do? What did you do? I love you so much. I love you so much. It's the I love you so much prank. Yeah. Now, the reason I'm okay with it is you're telling somebody you love them. Yeah. So much. So much. And you just keep telling them. I want to hear, because it doesn't matter what the response is. It's got to be funny. It's got to be. A little tickle. It's built in.

1:31:51This is great news. Cancer rates are falling in the United States of America. How about that? C word. That's right. It is really, really fallen. In fact, they say that the reason for it is because we're figuring it out. We're having better ways to treat people and we're having better screening for it. Yeah, early detection is key. Absolutely. And so, you know. Doing pretty good. My dad has prostate cancer, but they've been able to do such an incredible job with drugs and stuff like that for him. And so that's part of it. As a matter of fact, I read this morning that they may have a vaccine for HIV. They may have a vaccine for HIV. They've tested one in primates that they're going to start doing human trials on pretty soon. But that would be. Gigantic news. So you can get out there and have unprotected sex now. Oh, boy. No, Jay. I mean, if there's a vaccine. No, Jay. Sometimes HIV jokes just aren't. If there's a vaccine, why not? Yeah. I would. Well, no, L-O-B. What?

1:33:08Because there's other awful, horrible... Nothing that's not treatable. Yeah. A shot of penicillin, you'll be all right. The odds are in your favor. That's all I'm saying. Throwing the dice. It's a numbers game. You monstrous monsters. Depends on what socioeconomic circle you run in. No. You never want to have unprotected... Hey, maybe wait until you're married. You silly. What if that ship never comes? That's true. That's right. Look at Lauren. Yeah, I'd be waiting a long time. She'd be so pent up right now. Can you imagine what a lunatic she would be? Long, long time. She's 31 years old and unmarried. 31 and unmarried. Holy mackerel. Can you imagine? Are you guys making me uncomfortable? Not making me uncomfortable, so. Oh, my gosh. Has your boyfriend, Matt Commerce, your BFMC? Yes. Has he mentioned this banter that we've had about the fact that he didn't ask you to marry him? No. I told him not to listen the first day we were back. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. My grundle. Yeah, it hurts. It hurts. Maybe you should tell him to listen. No, I told him not to. Oh, yeah, because she knew that we were going to talk about it and maybe fillet him a little bit. Yeah. I knew it was going to come up. So he has not brought it up. Oh, no, it's been brought up. Not the on-air banter.

1:34:36Well, from this moment forward, we're interested to know, but I'm going to let Woods conduct this part of the interview. Really? Hi. Hi. How's everything? It's fine. I'm just living my life. What happened? Nothing. Did he say anything? You said something? I said something. I've been saying something for a while now. Cards are on the table. Is it passive aggressive or is it just like? No, it's direct. It's aggressive. It's just aggressive. It's passive aggressive minus the passive. It's just aggressive. How long does he have? Well, the deadline passed. Oh. So now we're just retroactive. So is the milk stand closed? Yes. The milk stand is closed. Wow. As well as the love stand. The love stand is closed. The affection stand. The cuddle stand. The cuddle stand. The hug stand. The nice stand. The nice stand. The nice stand is closed for business. When the nice stand is closed, that gets bad. You're SOL. Yeah, that's bad. Well, let me tell you something. This girl over here, if she gets mad at you, she can get you. I'm not mad. I have just, it's a new mindset.

1:35:52Yeah. It's the year of the LOB. Oh. Oh. Uh-oh. I saw a glint in that eye. Yeah. Which means I'm going full steam ahead with or without anybody that wants to come with me. Oh, God. That includes you fools. Oh, wow. I am. She's putting us on notice. Oh, my God. It's a year of positivity. That's right. It's a year of no regrets. That's right. It's a year of no expectations, really. Yes. The year of expectations sailed. Is this the year, could this then in fact become the year of free love? Could be. No. Stop it, man. She's a free agent.

1:36:35She's Albert Pujols of San Diego right now. I'm not under contract right now. No. She is the Albert Pujols of San Diego. Yeah, he got 10 years, 200 some odd million. It's weird because I'm the free agent and the GM as well. Oh my gosh, she makes the decisions. All decisions are in my court. I have a legitimate question. Okay. What would happen if, say, tomorrow, you met some dude who's awesome and you were like, see ya. And then he said, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. Would you be like, forget it. No way. No. The window's not closed. It's just creeping shut. It's creeping shut. Yeah. The window's not closed. But that's not to say that I haven't opened other windows in my house either. You know? Oh, wow. The windows are open. The windows of possibility are all around us. Yeah. Well, let me tell you. My brother Steve is trying to sneak into that window. I thought I heard of cat burglar last night. Yes. My brother Steve would like to put a ladder to the window. Like Belushi in Animal House. Yes. Climb up. Yes, I heard a loud thump last night. Yes, that's Steve, my brother. That's my single brother Steve. That's amazing. Just clunking up against that. He would marry her tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. No, no, no, no. Today. Today. This afternoon. He would be here. He would catch the next flight out of Phoenix.

1:38:01And he would be here. I don't believe that. I believe that it's really easy to sit in a seat where there's no actual pressure. L-O-B, L-O-B, L-O-B, L-O-B. I'm telling you. And I mean this. I actually mean this. If you said, sight unseen. Steve, I'm not kidding. If you come here, I'll marry you. I'm not kidding you. He would fly here today. No question. He would fly here today. And he would marry you. Absolutely no question. Well, then he would divorce me. Realize. Do you know what would be awesome about that? What? Mike would be your brother-in-law. That's true. It would be awesome. Oh, gosh. Big brother would always... She'd be your sister. Yeah, be family. Oh, my God. Well, let's not rule it out. Let's not rule out anything. You're not... There's no bad ideas right now. There's the River of Lauren, and there's all these little tributaries. Yes, just in and out. In and out. A lot of in and out. A lot of in and out. A lot of in and out. The River Lauren. The River Lauren. I sailed a boat to whatever. It's a raging river. Oh, wow. What's the song the girl seems an airplane? Oh, yeah. What is that? What is that? You guys remember that? The guitar? Yes. No stone. This land is your land. This land is your land. Darn it. That's Lauren's new theme song. That's your new theme song. I'm a raging river. Hey, listen. Here's the deal.

1:39:27I can't feel sorry for Matt. No. I can't feel sorry for Matt because... Four years, man. Yeah, and... He had his chance. There's a lot of fellas that are digging the L.O.B., and L.O.B. has, you know, played it pretty cool. Yes, I don't love any of the other fellas. I only love Matt. However, love is a fleeting thing. That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over. I don't believe in soulmates. I've said that before. That is true. I don't believe that two people are just meant to be. I believe that you've got a couple different. That is true. You know. You've said that. Otherwise, I'm a math person, so the probability of you actually running into your soulmate. Slim. Very slim. I want to, well, I mean, he wouldn't submit to it again because I have done it already. Oh, yeah. I would interview him like Brian Gumbel. Our lead story today is Matt Commerce. Lauren O'Brien's boyfriend. Matt, you have not popped the question why. It's personal. I'm kind of not ready yet. I mean, I love her very much. Don't you realize that you're dating the foxiest girl in San Diego that doesn't...

1:40:47Yes, I do know that. And for that, I am sorry. Do you realize that most men in San Diego would probably cut their left nut off? Oh, my back is sweating. Yeah, I understand that. And look, Bryant, to be honest with you, it's going to happen. Yeah, well, you've been saying that. Don't you realize that there are guys that are listening right now? that are probably going to Robbins Brothers just so they can get here to marry her ass? Yeah, I do understand that, and I've just, I've been, you know, I just kind of, I'm a musician, as you know, or maybe you don't know, I'm a musician, so I don't answer to a lot of the norms of society, and I don't have a boss, so like, I just kind of do things my own way. But then, Matt, don't you realize that you are a... going to let a ship sail that you will not be able to get back. Well, you know, this is between you and I and nobody else listening. Uh-huh. I think if the ship quote-unquote sails, I think I can catch it. Listen, I wouldn't be so sure of that because... I've got a jet ski, all right? I'll go get it. I wouldn't be so sure of that because I've seen a lot of men that actually would like to... Have you seen any men with bodies like this? Oh. No, I haven't. Okay. No, I mean...

1:42:07In fairness to you. Do you know how many chin-ups I can do? I have not. I can do 100. No, I have not. No, you can't. I'm sorry? What? Oh, boy. Well, there you go. That's my best Matt Converse. That's good. Listen, speaking of being single, these websites, eHarmony and Match.com, when we come back, I'm going to tell you The names of the dudes and the names of the chicks that get the least action on Match and eHarmony, all that stuff. Like, they're names and they're regular names. But people don't go for them. And then there's other names that people go for. Wow. Like, that they're attracted to. And I'll tell you what they are. Is it you?

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1:53:39570-1949. All right, so what are the names on dating websites that get clicks? And what are the names that don't get clicks? If you are named Kevin, you're going to have the hardest time. No way. Yes. I do not know why, but this was real research done. They did a whole thing on dating websites, and they said that people that were named Kevin... were less likely to be pursued in a relationship. So were girls named Mandy, Justin, or Chantal. Because the names are all associated with troublemaking. Yeah. Kevin. Really? No, I think so. Kevin. Kevin Federline? I don't know. Kevin Spacey. I don't know. You can...

1:54:40Kevin's I know could close some business. Now, would you like to hear the names that people do like and that they go after them? Jay. Jason. James Jay. James Day. Jay period. Close. Jacob. Highlight. Alexander. Oh, I bet you're right. That sounds like a vampire's name, too. Alexander. Charlotte. That sounds like a female vampire. Emma. Foxy. Hannah. Really? Slutty. And for dudes, Max. Hard ass. Yeah. I actually thought about naming my kid if I ever had one, Max. I love that name. Now, this was a study that was done at Humboldt University in Berlin, and they tested 47,000 dating site members. That's wild. Yeah. Weird. You know, the stuff works, though. Those sites work.

1:55:42Oh, yeah, they do. We know a couple, Kimber and David. Really, really good friend of ours, Kimber. And she met David on eHarmony and it went so good they got married and they're on an eHarmony commercial. Wow. So if you see the eHarmony commercial and it says Kimber or David, that's our buddy. Yep. And they are happy, man. They're really happy. So the dating websites can work. Yeah. But you got to. There's like a stigma, I think, with the different ones, though. Match means I want to have sex with you. I want to make sex to you. I want to make sex to you. Today. Today. Yeah, like within the next hour. In the next couple of hours, we need to be having intercourse. Right. Let's not even give our real names. Right. I'm Candy. And I'm a guy. Yeah, wow. You're Todd and you're a girl. Yes. eHarmony seems to be for the more serious. Maybe a little mid-30s. Maybe. You know, mid-30-ish. Maybe mid-40s. Would a 20-something go on eHarmony? Or is it a 20-something more match? They just go outside. They're partying. It's more of a match.com. I don't know much about Plenty of Fish. Call us. It's supposed to be more like laid back. That means sexual intercourse. Just have lunch. Oh, God, with the lunch.

1:57:09Is lunch a bit? Is that a new bit? I think it's, yeah. It's like, hey, let's just try it out. Let's just have maybe a coffee. Lunch is the new dinner. Listen, if you're going to date somebody, you go to lunch with your pal. Lunch is a safe haven. So is a drink. So is dinner. Dinner is a safe haven. Hey, you know what we should do again? Remember when we did the thing where we were like, call us if you're in that? Giddy stage. Yes, I loved that. That was pretty fun. I loved it. Call us if you're in that. There is nothing wrong with this person. You're dating, and you've only been dating for a little while, and nothing is wrong with them. In fact, they're perfect in every single way, and you can't stop. About a minute goes by, but that's it. And you're just smiling. Yes. Checking your text and just rereading what they wrote. Yes, over and over again. Your text goes off and you grab the phone. And you just have a giant smile on your face when they send anything. If they just send like a heart, you flip out. They could send a...

1:58:18Be there soon, and you would just light up. Because you know over the holidays, there's a lot of going out. There's a lot of meeting and holiday parties, and you're going to run into somebody. And maybe now a couple of weeks have gone by, and maybe things are just kicking ass. It's a very pivotal time. It is a pivotal time. Make or break. Yes. It's that time of year. Step up or step down. Listen, I'll even cast the net wider. You can call if you're a single person. And you want to tell us how hard it is out there. Because one thing that we don't know is what it must be like to be in your 20s or your 30s and you're looking to meet somebody. Pain in the butt. That's what terrifies me. Well, no one likes it, man. I mean, I've never met a person that's like, I actually really enjoy dating outside of just having sex woods. Why me? I'm married. Because as soon as I said, I don't know that anybody really likes dating. I saw... Woods, the face has 900 muscles in it. Don't project onto me your feelings. I saw a tiny, just the tiniest little... Don't project onto me your true feelings. Don't project onto me your perversion. Yes. Listen.

1:59:42It would be fun for about three days, and then you would lose your mind. I couldn't do it. I'm 36. I don't want to be out there like, we're at dinner. Hey, so where are you from? What do your parents do? I got to tell all my stories again? Forget it. Being single is fun, can be really fun, but the dating process. M1 Amanda from San Diego. Are you there? Amanda, can you hear me? Oh, we lost her. This is M1 Ninja from Encinitas. Hi. Hey, guys. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. You're in the giddy stage? I'm in the giddy stage, and I met this person online. Really? Yes, and it's ridiculously awesome. How long ago? We started dating about...

2:00:29Three months ago? That's it, too. That's like that time, man. Sweet spot. You are in it. You're in the sweet spot. Three months, there's nothing wrong with the person. They can't do anything wrong. You want to spend every minute together. Every minute together. You long for them. You physically long for them. You thirst. You yearn for them. Yeah, it's pretty awesome. I haven't always been as lucky as I am right now, and I think that that's why I appreciate it so much. What is this lucky fellow's name? Do you want to say? He listens sometimes, but I don't think he'd care because he's awesome. Yeah. His name is Brian. Brian. Good name. Yeah, it's solid. Which one did you meet on? OkCupid. There's so many now. There's something about fish. Yeah, Plenty of Fish. Plenty of Fish. Plenty of Fish. There's Match. There's eHarmony. And you met him on what? On OkCupid. It's actually the reason why I like that one is because, A, it's free. Yep, free. And B, you have to answer a ton of questions beforehand. And so it's not just like looking at someone's picture and saying, oh, you're hot. You know, I want to meet up with you for a day. It's a lot. And actually, when I first started.

2:01:51Talking to him, I was talking to other people, and we were just going to be friends because I didn't want to be shady. But I'm glad I made the right decision and picked him. Hey, hang on a second. Who was squeaking? It's not me. What is that? Wait, wait, wait. Be dead silent. I thought it was a chair. It's not me. It's not you. What's up with the squeaky wheel? Yeah. Got it, apparently. Well, congratulations to you, Ninja. Yeah, thank you, guys. I say congratulations, and it sounds like you are really enjoying life right now. Feels real good. Go get it. You know, thank you for the... Now, here's the thing. Here's one of the things that I've never understood about dating websites. They're usually trying to match you up with somebody that has like interests and stuff like that, but it goes against the rule of opposites attract, and they often do. Right. They're not going to pair you with somebody.

2:02:55That has opposite likes of yours. Yeah, they're going to put you with somebody that they think is a good match because you guys share things in common. But that goes against the theory that opposites attract. And they do. They absolutely do. They balance each other out. You just get to see something about each other and then you go, okay, I'm going to send them a message and see if they respond back. Like their boobs. You see their boobs. You're like, I'm in on that. There are certain things that are so big that you go, look. I'm not a mountain biker, and I'm never going to be a mountain biker. Right. Just off the bat, you know. That's why eHarmony does, like, a whole formula. It says it does a formula. Really? Meaning, like, if you're a very aggressive person, then you probably belong with a more passive person. That's rad. That is good. That's what they claim, at least. Really? Well, question. Yeah. Couldn't you lie to make yourself look better? I'm sure you're going to put a picture in there that's me 30 pounds ago. And then I'm also going to be like, no, I don't smoke. No, I've never done drugs. No, you know. Because then don't you not want to be messed up with someone that's like, eh, you're a smoker? Yeah. And dude, don't you? I mean, that's what I would think. I would think that you would be compelled to be like as absolutely honest. Depends on what my motives are. Because you don't want to end up with some. Depends on what my motives are. If my motives are true, then I'll be true. If my motives are, hey, look at this.

2:04:12pool of leads to fish from. Yeah. That's why it matches. That's the deal. That's the deal. M1 Antbo from San Diego. Are you there? Yeah. Good morning, Mikey. Good morning. Hey, I just wanted to comment on you asked for single people to call in. Right. I'm 31, almost 32. I'm not a bad looking guy, but let me tell you, it is so hard to meet somebody these days. It's like, I work downtown. in a party environment, and I watch all these just D-bags with these girls that are, like, nines and tens, and it just blows my mind. And then I hear about, like, you know, not to throw anybody under the bus, but L.O.B., like, she's an amazing girl, beautiful, and her boyfriend won't propose to her. It gets me, like, I get so pissed off. It gets guys mad. It gets guys mad. Because I've been single for two years and just wishing I could meet somebody. You know, I thought by now I'd be married with kids, but it just doesn't work like that, you know? Priorities. People have different priorities, I think. Yeah. It's just, it's hard to see guys who don't realize what they have, you know? Well, and that's the deal, you know. There are so many, it's too bad you can't do it.

2:05:34It's too bad you can't do it. And I would like to attempt it, by the way. As a radio show, I would like to attempt to get people together. I love it. I love to matchmaking. I love matchmaking, especially when you realize there's so many eligible people. Oh, yeah. And there's so many. The thing that kills me, too, is there's so many good people out there. When you meet somebody, you're like, how is this guy or how is this girl not? right snatched up right you know and by snatched up i mean like engaged married like ready to go and there's so many good people now listen like he just said he sees the douchebag every night with the the nines the tens the twelves and it makes him crazy because he's like i'm not a douchebag i'm not a douchebag i'm just a normal guy i'm a normal dude i have a good job i you know i look halfway decent what am i supposed to do probably the nines and ten girls that he's seeing Probably a little younger. They're not interested in, like, settling down with a nice guy that makes sense. She's probably right. Yep. Well. They're younger, and they're like, he's hot. Yeah, look at his arms. What about L.O.B., though? Yeah. You're one of the upper echelon type chicks. Oh, yeah. But I'm not with a douchebag. No, no, no. Why are you calling Matt a douchebag? I am. Mikey. Good God, dude. I thought you didn't like to.

2:06:58make people's foots go in their mouths. Turns out I kind of like it. I'm kind of in on it. I didn't mean it that way. It's not what I was saying. What I was saying was is that there are a lot of girls out there that are not in their early 20s that are 9s and 10s. But they're eligible. They're listening right now. Dudes and women. 570-1949. This is M1 Ken. From San Diego. Hi. Hi. How are you? Where did you meet your girlfriend? I met her on eHarmony. I met her, I messaged her a few times, but before that, I was, I went on like sites like Prickless, Meshmaker, Plenty of Fish, but they didn't, they really led nowhere. Yeah. And I was in a predicament where my dad was in the hospital and... It was hard going out on dates, and I did go on a lot of dates, but I just didn't meet the quality people like I needed to, and I felt like a lot of dates was a waste of time, sort of, because it didn't get tiring when you tried to meet someone serious, but they weren't that serious. But I met my fiancée, and she was out of state, and then we met up in California. Well, there you go. Look at that. Cool. We're still in that giddy stage.

2:08:25We've been together for one year, six months, and we're getting married in August. Nice. That's great. Good for you. Get some. That's pretty awesome. Seven more months of freedom, pal. That's right. Thank you very much for the call. What? He said seven more months of freedom, pal. Oh. Pal. It's a different kind of freedom once you get married. Much more controlled and restricted. Yet. It's still freedom. It is. It is. It's controlled. Controlled. Restricted freedom. 570-1949. M1 Katie is on the line from Ocean Beach. Hello, Mikey Show. Hello. Hello. It's M1 Beach Scum, and I've just been enjoying the single life since the dating game. Oh, she was the one. She did the dating game with Krause. Our old phone story. Oh. And, well, I mean, I'm still enjoying the single life.

2:09:26Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is the girl that was in the skybox with us? No. No, no, no. That was Perry. Yeah, that was Perry. No, I was one of the other contestants. Oh, yeah, yeah. Sassy. Very sassy. Very sassy. Very sassy. Sassy, foxy. Yeah. Yes. Were you the nanny? Maybe I stopped guessing. Maybe I stopped guessing. You're too inquisitive. I'm too inquisitive. I'm really good about myself right now, Mike. I'm so sorry. I am so sorry. Yeah, apparently you stood out to Mike a lot. I am so sorry. I am so sorry. I am so sorry. I am so sorry. I am so sorry. I remember you now. Do you? Do you? Do you? I just lied. I don't. And it's wrong to lie. I'm sorry. You don't lie. And you just lied. If it makes you feel better, Katie. Pull her up on Facebook. I'm going to for you. When I first came on the show. with Mike, he denied my friend request on Facebook, and I had to send him a message and say, hey, I'm the girl you just hired. Oh, my God. He forgets a lot. Thank God, Mikey, that L.O.B. just redeemed herself for you. Yes. Now I feel okay. Yes. Thank you for the call. No, no, no. Gosh, you're all spun out. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. She didn't say anything. I'm so sorry. Please forgive.

2:10:38Oh, my God. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Go ahead. I'm sorry. What? Well, no, I was just calling for the opposite end of the spectrum with how hard it is to meet people in San Diego. I mean, with all the millions of people here, you know, I'm kind of wondering where in the world. I need to go in order to meet someone. I don't buy it. I don't buy it because I've seen her. I don't buy it. No, but she's probably attracting the wrong type of people. Stop. She's been out there. I'm not flirting. Get out of the bar. I'm not flirting, but I'm not buying her BS. Dog park. You can go to a bunch of places. I'm not buying her BS of, oh, I just can't meet anybody. You probably get hit on 10 times a day. Well, I'm wondering, it's like, do I need to go hang out at the library and pray that I meet somebody? Wait, wait, wait. Katie, Katie, Katie. Be completely honest. Put on the honest. cap and be completely honest okay do guys really not approach you is that a true statement a completely 100 true okay then listen to me guys listen to me right now guys listen to me that hot girl that you go there's no way there's a way yeah yeah you just gotta say it let me tell you there is no way in the world i should be married to the woman i'm married 100 and

2:11:52That was such a drastic agreement. I was backing you up. Barely said it. 100%. Oh my gosh, Mike, yes. I couldn't agree more about that. How the hell did you do that? It's the most true statement that's ever been uttered in the history of radio. She's attractive and he's not. It's Beauty and the Beast. But my point there being, and by the way, I met Rebecca before I was anything on the radio. I was doing a nighttime show when I met Rebecca. And I had no business in the world being with somebody that's as pretty as Rebecca. Oh, I was about to say I tried, but then I realized, no, I didn't. She actually had to tell me she liked me. So that really went nowhere, did it? You have a silver tongue, as they call it, right? Yeah, silver tongue. But you have to, you know, good personality and comedic goes a long time.

2:13:08long ways. Not being afraid. Confidence. I've seen some ugly dudes with some hot girls and you know that they just walked up and they're like, look, you're going to dinner. You see one every day, Wood, when you sit down. You see one right across from you, Wood. Hey, look, it's Mac. He's across from you. And he's ugly and his wife's pretty. I'm going to be real subtle about this. Mac, ugly. Rebecca. Pretty. Get it? It doesn't make any sense. It's a mystery. It's a 48-hour mystery. How much are you paying her? Where'd you get all those quaaludes? Well, hey, Katie.

2:13:56Woods pulled your picture up on Facebook. There's no reason guys shouldn't be approaching, but I think that guys get intimidated. They get scared, and they think there's no way that this girl will go out with me, and that should be a lesson. Can I say one thing to Katie before you hang up? Yep. So I am 31, so I have a majority of my friends already married. Some with children. Yeah, many with children. Not one, not one of my friends has met their husband through the bar. Yeah. That's a good place to meet someone to have fun with. It's a good place to go with people you're already friends with. Every single person. It's been mostly friend of a friend or some sort of referral. I say try these websites, man. They work. Try the websites. Watch out for creeps on those like Jay. Seaside Market, I hear, is a great place to meet girls. Dog parks. Get a dog. Jay, where do you go to meet girls? Jay, where do you go? To my bedroom. Okay. That's really disrespectful. Only one girl for me. Thank you for the call. Me and Woods just did the De Niro in Casino. We even did it in slow motion. Oh, no, it was Goodfellas. Done with this topic, man. People are calling. 570-1949. Part of the Mikey Show now. Text them at 949mikey at gmail.com or call Mikey now.

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2:24:02Woodsy, what's happening in the sporting world? Well, Mike, I'm glad you asked. I'm going to let you know what Joe Torre's new position is going to be next year. However, I did want to tell you first, sports is brought to us today by our friends at Dave & Buster. So Joe Torre used to manage the Yankees. Then he managed the Dodgers. Then he took a job as the vice president of baseball operations for Major League Baseball. He has now quit that job, and he is going to try to bid for ownership of the Los Angeles. He wants to be an owner, and the Dodgers are absolutely in financial turmoil right now. Frank McCourt, their former owner, agreed to sell the Dodgers less than a month after being awarded sole ownership. So Joe Torre and his partners are going to try to buy the Los Angeles Dodgers, which is pretty crazy. Also, the Miami Marlins, which took our own Heath Bell from us here in San Diego. have made another stunning move. They have traded for Carlos Zambrano, who is one of the biggest, most overpaid head cases in Major League Baseball. But he's Venezuelan. The new manager there is Ozzie Guillen. So they're both Venezuelan. They can be Venezuelan together. There you go. And party down in Miami with all the other Venezuelans. Caracas. Caracas. 570-1949 is our phone number. And we're going to be talking to Heather here in just a second. But first, M.

2:25:21Surf Daddy is on the line from Encinitas. Let's see. Surf Daddy, you there? Yeah, I'm here, Mikey. What's up, bro? What was the word of the day? Canteen. Bam. Look at that. Get some. That easy. You just got Madden 12 and a $50 gift card to Dave and Buster's. Hang on the line, okay? Sweet, bro. Thank you. Have a good day. You got it. Hang on. Let's see. Heather, are you there? I am here. Heather's calling from Santee, and she's saying, It's kind of hard to meet people outside of the bar. So, in other words, what you're saying is, unless you're at a bar, it's hard for you to meet guys. You know, a guy at a bar, but I'm just going to meet some bar slob guy, and that's not who I want to be with. You know, like, it's not, I'm looking for, at 26, I was hoping to be married by now. Yeah. In San Diego, there's not really any...

2:26:17places where you can go and meet a quality guy with a good job. L.O.B., what did you say? Oh, I said I know the feelings. Oh, wow, wow, wow. You were 26 five years ago. Five years ago, yeah. So I'm not sure. Like, San Diego's a weird city because it doesn't have a lot of options. I'm not, you know, like a... Wait a minute, wait a minute. I mean, if we were talking Coeur d'Alene, Idaho right now... Akron, Ohio. Akron, Ohio, I would understand that. But this is San Diego. Okay, well, then the guys need to start speaking up. Yeah, you are right. That's the deal. That is the deal. That is the deal. Bunch of P words out there. Yeah, you should be able to throw him a little attention, though, and he will start talking to you for sure. Oh, show him a little more cleavage. Oh, my gosh. Heather, wear those exercise pants. There's too much eye candy here. Guys are like, well, if I choose this one, then I'll decide this one. But you always want to taste. She just nailed it. You think that's it? Yeah. Another one will come down the pike? Yeah, the greener grass theory. Grass is real green here. Well, Heather, be very, very honest in evaluating yourself on a scale of 1 to 10. What do you think? I put myself at about an 8. That's pretty good. Maybe send us a picture. Blonde, brunette, what? I'm blonde. Blonde girl, 26 years old, can't meet a guy. How tall? Yeah, how tall? 5 foot. Wait. Wait, what? Oh my gosh, what? 5 foot. Yeah, I'm 5 feet tall. How much do you weigh?

2:27:45Stop it. Don't answer that. Hey, this is important. Stop. Another important question. She's an eight. She's an eight. I'm glad you asked me. It's fair. She says she's an eight. Five foot, how much? Oh, my. 125. Okay. Oh, spinner. Yeah. Oh, gosh. I said yeah before I heard what he said. You're such a creep, Jay. No, no, no. Don't. Gosh. I'll tell you later. 25. What's your bus size? No kidding. I'm not being creepy. I'm not being creepy. I need to get a mental image. I need to know. I need a mental picture. Yes. Are you a B cup, C cup, B cup? A B cup, but I got a big ass. You got a big ass. You got a booty and a B cup. That sounds good. Blonde. What's the matter with guys? They're P words. Guys are, you know what? We're all grown up little kids. That's the problem. It's the Peter Pan syndrome in San Diego. Grow up, Pete. Yeah, grow up, Pete. They got to grow a set? They just want to be...

2:28:43Like little boys. Well, look at Jay. He's 48 years old. He runs around. He's always doing something at the beach. I mean, Grunk should grow up, Pete. He's got a half-five. I did grow up. I have kids and a wife. He's playing Call of Duty. I found a girl for me. Come on, Pete. Jay's a kid at heart. That's different. Peter Pan is like the guy that's like, I won't grow up. I want to date hot chicks. Yeah. This sounds like a hot chick. That was identical Peter Pan. Yeah. It sounded just like Peter Pan. I think you're just going to the wrong places. You've got to start showing a little more attention to these guys. You always hear that bit, right? Of, look, you need to go to libraries. You need to go to farmer's markets. You need to go to the park. I've met a lot of girls in my day. You know where I never met any girls? The freaking farmer's market, a dog park, or a freaking library. Dog park is a good one. I think what it ends up being is expanding your circle of friends. Yes. Because then they introduce you. So you join, like I joined a kickball team. Yes. When someone invited me to a party, I wasn't like, no, I don't know anyone. Like I would go. That's, you know, how you meet people. That's exactly how you do it. You expand your circle of friends by getting out there, putting yourself out there. I'm definitely pretty out there. Another thing I wanted to throw out there was.

2:29:57Since you guys were talking about wanting to be matchmakers yourself, I was interested if I could get the number for that guy that was on earlier. Yeah. Call back. Yeah, call back. If you're still listening, what was his name? 31-year-old. The guy that said, hey, he sees all the works downtown. He sees all the D-bags all the time. I don't think he gave us his real name. Seems to be a lot of people wanting us to do a Valentine's Day. Meet and greet. Yeah, we'll do it again. David Buster says they're always in. Listen, you know what? I'm going to go ahead and call you out, male M1s. We were all at the Valentine's Day mixture last year. And what did we see? A bunch of dudes standing in the corner with their hands in their pockets looking like freaking 16 candles. Now, hang on a second. Now, hang on a second. This goes right into my theory of we're all grown up little kids, man. I mean, just because you get to be in your 20s doesn't mean that you suddenly Don't lose that thing that you have when you're a kid that's like, I don't know how to talk to a girl. You know, it's there. It's there. So all you have to do is just do it. If you just do it, you're going to be okay. Yeah. You know, here's what's not going to happen, guys. You're not going to go up to the girl and like saliva starts pouring out of your mouth. And she just.

2:31:12Yeah, and she slaps you. Yeah. Like, that's not going to happen. The worst thing that can happen is she's not interested, and then it's a funny story for your friends. And if she's not interested, there's other girls. Right. There's an ex-girl. There's other girls that are going to be there. And this is an interesting point, too. Here is a girl that is genuinely interested in a relationship. Now, wait a minute. Question, Heather. How long has it been since you were in a relationship? Like two months. This, this, yes. That's why I asked the question. That was Dr. Phil asked. That's why I asked the question. Something in my brain said, is this girl a rebound? Is this girl? Is she looking for a rebound? Are you a perpetual dater? In other words, she's going to be back with Greg, but she's going to let Greg know.

2:32:11She can get hers. That she can get hers. What happened with you and Greg? Yeah, what happened? What happened? Greg decided that he didn't want a commitment anymore. So Greg doesn't want to settle down. And so Heather decided that she's going to show Greg, who's boss, and that she doesn't have to be held down. I'm scared of getting back out there. Other could be by yourself and be just happy, but I do want to get married and have kids someday. Well, listen, a piece of advice. Don't tell anyone that right away. Just don't. Because that's like, just don't do it right away. We know. We already know. Let him say it first. We assume. We already know. We assume you want to be married. We assume you want to be married. Nobody wants to grow old by themselves. Because he already said that. You know what, though? 26 years old, that to me seems young. Yeah. It does, me too. Me too. But the women are different. The clock, the tick, tick, tick. Yep. Clock ticks. You know what I think is a great age for a woman to get married? Honestly, 30. 31. Ah, it's too old. 30. 30. You're a man, too. You're mature. You're crazy. You get it, you know? Statistically proven, after 30, more marriages stay together.

2:33:26There you go. Because they've got no place else to go. Maturity. No, it means that you're sure. No, it means you've given up. No, man. Listen, 26 years old. I'm going to tell you right now, Heather. 26-year-old men, I'm going to get killed for this when I know it. They want to make sex, and that's it. They want to make sex to you. Yeah, and now you're going to get to... I've had a family for five years. I'm 26. Yeah, Mike, I'm 26. The exception are you out there, a guy that owns his own plumbing company. Generally speaking. I am projecting because when I was 26, that's what I was interested in. That is it. Woods. Not really necessary. You know what I mean when I do this motion? When you do that, I know what you meant. And I knew what you meant. Before you did that motion with your hands. Sometimes you need a little. But most of the time, I don't. And then you do a motion. Well, I want to err on the side of caution and just make sure that you know what I'm talking about. That I know exactly what you were talking about. Intercourse. Right. I know. I know. I know. With your hand signals. Yes. Do we have that guy back on the line? There he is. We got him. M1 Antbo from San Diego. Are you there?

2:34:42I'm here. Not too much. So you're the guy that called and said that you see all these 9s and 10s walking around. That was me. And they're walking around with D-bags. We got you an 8. We got you an 8. 8's good. Yeah, that's right. We can't get you a 9 or a 10, but we do have an 8. She's probably a 9 or a 10. She's probably just too modest. Of course Jay would say that. Now, Aunt Bo. What do you think? Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. What part of San Diego do you live in? Did you say downtown or you just worked there? I work downtown. I live by La Mesa. Oh, dude. That's good. She's Santee. You're La Mesa. That's not bad. She's right over the hill. Yeah. You go over Jackson Woods. Yeah, you go over Jackson Road. Go over Jackson Road, Mission Gorge. There you go. Jackson Hole. There it is. Matchmaker. Let's do it. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. Heather. What do we have to do? Should we get pictures of both and we evaluate? Yes. I think so, too. Can we give them a four-punch of Rubios or something? I just want to know what you look like. What do we do? Give them a lunch to Rubios or something? What can we do? Can we give them something? Let me ask you a question. I'm nervous. Let me ask you a question, Ampo. Go for it. Are you at work right now? No, I'm at home. You're at home? Yeah. You work nights. I work nights, yeah. Heather, what about you? I've got to go to work in like 10 minutes. Okay.

2:36:07Do you guys have a picture that you could send us by email that you would be okay with us posting for M1s to see? Are you cool with that, Heather? Yeah. And are you cool with that, Aunt Bo? Yeah. Okay. All right. Hang on the line, and I'm going to – let me ask, though. Nicole, you know my email, right? Give them that. Hang on. Give them that. They'll send it. We'll put it on Facebook. I'm going to vomit. I'm going to vomit. Don't be mean out there, people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just don't be mean. Don't be jerk. Don't be cruel. And to say anything negative about anybody physically is just cool. Well, not even that, but like, I don't think they look like a good match. Just shut your mouth. Yeah, don't do that. Don't do that. I'm nervous. Be nice. What are you nervous about? This just happens very quickly. It's on the fly. Yeah, everything's very fast. I am usually good flying by the seat of my pants. I'm not feeling.

2:37:08I'm like, I'm nervous about it. Yeah, I'm nervous too. Are you nervous they won't get along? Yeah. I want it so badly for both of them. They both, you know, she was gutsy to ask and he was gutsy to call back. Well, here's what I think is interesting. We genuinely have a guy that would like to be in a relationship. Yes, that's a good thing. That's such a rare one. And we genuinely have a girl that, well... She makes me a little nervous. Why? It's been two months. Greg, drunk texter. Oh, please. No, I think Greg may be out of the picture, and that's fine. But I think what I'm more worried about is that you're going to get out of a serious relationship into another one. Greg is not out of the picture. You don't think Greg's out of the picture? Greg might not have been that serious. Greg's a pud. You know Greg? Yeah. That's why she likes him. That's why she likes him. You're right. Damn it, Mike. You guys are ruining it. No, let's give them the benefit of the doubt. Benefit of the doubt. Benefit of the doubt. Greg, what a pud that guy is. I know it. He's a jerk. He always has been. You know what it is? Greg is one of those guys. He's the perpetual douche. Yeah, Greg, listen.

2:38:21I know that you have a Monster Energy Drink Mesh hat. You don't have to wear it everywhere we go. Okay, buddy? You know what else? You don't have to impress me because you have a skull and crossbones sticker on the back of your truck. Look, yeah, I've watched some MMA too. I'm not going to put that tap out sticker on my car, buddy. I'm not. I'm just not going to do it. Greg, because there's a metal set of... stainless steel set of bull testicles hanging from your hitch? Yeah, of your dually truck. Greg, just because you take more time to get ready than I do doesn't mean you're any better than me. Just because you can't drink like a man and you have to drink marshmallow vodka when you go out with your friends. Look, dude, you don't have to with me. Hey, just stop being a douche. Just because you can lift what you can lift. You don't have to tell everybody about it. Hey, dude, just because you can do four reps, a 50s. Just because you shave your arms before we go out every night. Come on, buddy. Greg, I'd like to run my fingers through your hair, but there's too much product in there. Yeah. Oh, I love this. Okay. Freaking Greg. This is what's going to be a done deal. Dave and Buster's, some kind of Valentine's Day thing like we did last year, only this time, we want to do what we did when we had the wipeout thing.

2:39:49We want the fire marshal to go. Too many people. Too many people. I guess I'll make my old rohypnol punch for everyone and maybe get everybody in the mood a little bit. Oh, that's always a good plan. Old family recipe. Sometimes roofies. Wow. Sometimes the date rape drug. Yeah. So old fashioned. How about quaaludes? Quaaludes for everyone and everyone's loose or in a good mood. Jay's got some. I get some. I don't want to rabbit hole too much. Yeah. That's a quaalude. I've heard it a million times. It's a very heavy tranquilizer from the 70s. Is it a pill? Yes. It's a downer. They used to call them ludes. Have you done them, Jay? They're beans. Jay just looked at what? And made a face like, you're asking that on the air? You don't still do them because they don't make them anymore. It's not right to talk about, but yes. Wait, you did? I did, yeah. Ludes! No way. Are you being serious? Yeah, it was a club drug. Wait a minute. His new nickname is lewds, by the way. It was not my new club drug. Yes. You will forever be lewds. It was like this deal. You were like having a good time. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Was it a drug that was homemade? No, it was like came in, I guess it was prescription for something. I don't know. Why would they actually guess? But it came in a sheet of, it was like green, little green paper plastic things and you'd rip it off and you could.

2:41:06And the pill was in there? Inside there. Yeah, you'd pop it open. Ludes. Wow. Big player back in the day. Dang, Ludes. Horrible. You've done everything. Ludes. God, Ludes. I got pulled over by a police officer. On Ludes? And I was on Ludes. You had Ludes or you were on Ludes? No, I had taken one on mistake. Ludes. On mistake. And so the guy's like, why are you weaving all over the place? I said, well, I've got three radial tires and one's rubber. And he's like, oh, that'll make you wobble for sure. I was like, yeah, I sure will. Ludes Holtz. Ludes is crazy, man. You are nuts. You are crazy guys. Don't do drugs, kids. Yeah, don't. I had no idea what that was. Take it from Ludes. Take it from Ludes. He would know. Hello. This is Ludes. I just want to tell all the kids out there that may be listening, and even your parents, don't do Ludes. Like I did. I did Ludes. Why? I did lewds. Why, I did so many lewds. They stopped making lewds. Yes, that's right. I done drank up the lewds supply. Now, the only reason, kids, I don't do lewds still, they no longer make lewds. Listen, I did lewds so much. My wife, Kim, used to say,

2:42:22You're being lewd. Why, I found a way to make my own lewd recipe. So I didn't need it. That's right. I'm Jay for Jay's lewd. I'm lewd for Jay's lewd. I bet you our phone screener, Nicole, who's 19, has never heard of a Quaalude. Have you or no? She's never heard of a Quaalude. She just shook her head no. She's never heard of a Quaalude. I hadn't until I saw the movie Almost Famous. Holy cow. I had no idea that it was an actual pharmaceutical. Yep. Bad news. Take it from Ludes. Take it from Ludes. I just snobbed it. We're going to do Mikey Show and Tell before the show is over. Oh, yes. Good. I know, because we've got some cool stuff. I do, too. I do, too. Mikey Show and Tell is, we basically give you some cool products that we have found out there that you might like. Yep.

2:43:20And it's a cool find, and, you know, you're like, ooh, I didn't know that existed. And so we're going to give you those in just a bit. And if you have found anything that you really dig that is kind of off the beaten path. Like something that you think we may like. Yeah. Like a tortilla roller for you. Yeah, those are nice. You know, like a wedding planner maybe for LLB someday. A new baseball bat for me. New lewd maker for Jay. So let me get this straight, Woods. Mine insulting. L.O.B.'s insulting. Yours athletic. Well, and relevant. Well, they're all relevant. Right. Mine was insulting. L.O.B.'s was insulting. Do you like tortillas? Yours was athletic. Well, that's relevant. They're all relevant. You know, me, Magnum condoms. Yeah. Fair enough. Oh, boy. He hates that bit so much. L.O.B. Cats. L.O.B. Cats. Cool new cats with a single lady. All right, so we'll do Mikey's show until I come out. Mikey's show coming up. I always have to look my sexiest. That's why I'm wearing these tight size 42. Be a part of the show. 570-1949. Or shoot him a text at 949mikey at gmail.com. I'm sorry, our time is up.

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2:52:56dealers with the new year upon us now's a great time to bring your car to your neighborhood toyota dealer from batteries to tires toyota's got you covered i'm stacy cohen fm 94.9 come on man wake up good morning wake up and now back to the mikey show with mikey for those of you that have never seen me i'm a short chunky guy would i just try not to be a dirty creepy pig in my head lauren you have coconut water and jay i'm wearing cargo shorts right now on fm 94.9 So I want to put this out there to try to help this girl. Her name is Brandy Ward, and apparently she goes to Claremont High School. She's a senior there, and she was going to Utah for a winter ski trip. On the way there, she had a heart condition, caused her to go into cardiac arrest. She's now in a Vegas hospital.

2:54:27Her family wants to get her back to San Diego, but the insurance won't cover the $9,800. Her classmates and friends held a candlelight vigil last night. They raised $1,600. They also set up a Facebook page. Search for Support Brandy Ward. They need prayers and donations. Please give it some airtime if you can. If anybody knows Brandy and knows about this, give us a call. Her boyfriend is a big M1, M1 Buzz. Her actual boyfriend? Yeah, M1 Buzz. Really? Yeah. He's a good kid. Yeah, I saw that they had, as of this morning, raised about close to $4,000. Yeah, $3,500. And another M1 posted there's a company called Sky Hope Network that will sometimes do these things for free. Wow. Yeah, it's heavy, man. She's 17. Yeah. Gosh. That is so sad. So sad. Yep.

2:55:29But hopefully, you know. Yeah. Check it out on Facebook. What is it? Support Brandy Ward? Yeah. Support Brandy Ward. B-R-A-N-D-Y. I put the link on the Mikey Show page, too. There you go. Yeah, that is a very sad story. But, you know, M1s are a very, very giving group of people. Yep. Very nice. Now, we had Heather call. And the guy, his name was like... Arno or Ampo or Rambo. Rambo, M1 Rambo. Rambo and Rambo. And the two of them are strangers, but they were like, hey, I can't meet a nice girl. Hey, I can't even meet a nice guy. And so we have M1 Farley on the line from the House of Blues. What's going on? Hey, what's up, you guys? How you doing? I'm doing good, man. I was listening this morning. And I'm a single guy, so I was kind of moved by the story. Yeah. I want to offer dinner for two at the Crossroads of the House of Blues if they want to come down here and have their date. Nice. Look at you. Very nice of you. I love it. It's good food. Delicious. I'm actually feeling inspired. If they want to come next Wednesday, I'll even throw tickets to the Whalers Inn. Whoa. It's some reggae, Mom. Big time. There you go. That is killer. That's very cool.

2:56:47We've got to get them hooked up. We've got to get it done. Tell Jay's buddy, Adam, when they're done playing ping pong, send me an email and I'll take care of all the details. That's right. You might have to wait a long time. That's right. Hang on the line. Thanks, Jeff. Or thank you. Yeah, we know how to get a hold of you. Yeah, we do. Thanks, man. And it will take a while because Jay and our promotion director, Adam. On the Sports Authority table that we'll be playing on. I thought it was Sports Chalet. Oh, that's it. Sports Chalet. Sorry. Sorry about that. Sorry, Sports Chalet. Not that I have anything to be sorry about. You know, I mean. Authority all taken care of. Sports Chalet. I'll take you to the limit. Anyway. Why? Sports Chalet. Fit for a king. Or a queen. Why? Sports Chalet. We'll take you to the limit. All right. This is J. Lude Isbell for Sports Chalet. That's Chalet, J. By the way, we're getting our first I love you so much text responses. Genius. The idea was that you text your significant other I love you so much.

2:58:01And no matter what they write back, you just respond with, I love you so much. So I will now read the dialogue to you. Him, I love you so much. Her, thanks, right back at you. Him, I love you so much. Her, you better. Him, I love you so much. Her, what did you do? Genius. Genius. Him, I love you so much. He keeps it going. He says, it's been over an hour and she hasn't written back. Oh, my God. Call her for crying out loud. Call her. It was us. Oh, I love you so much. It's funny. I love it. I want more of them. Please. More people. Do it. Send it. Call it. Yeah, you got it. This is what you do. You just text your significant other, I love you so much. They'll text you back no matter what they say. Just keep saying, I love you so much. I love you so much. I love you so much. And the dialogue is funny. That's right. Right back at you. You better. And then what did you do? Gets progressively less sweet. You stay the same. She gets less sweet. Or he. Whoever. She deteriorates. Yes.

2:59:19Oh, that's fantastic. And just starts to worry. Poker. Poker last night, huh? Well, I highly doubt it. M1 Buzz from San Diego, are you there? Yeah, yeah, I'm here. I'm just so happy to hear you guys talking about this and just so happy that M1s could get behind this. This is your girlfriend that we're talking about, right? Yeah, yeah. Brandi Ward is your girlfriend. What happened to her? She was on a snowboarding trip in Utah. And on the way back, she went into cardiac arrest, actually, God bless, in Vegas. Otherwise, it would have been much, much worse than this. And she went into cardiac arrest in Vegas. And, I mean, she's young. She has a pacemaker. So that's why all the heart issues. But they were able to, her heart stopped for 14 minutes. Oh, my goodness. They got her to the hospital and got her resuscitated, and so now it's tough. Yeah. Well, we have a very, very caring group of listeners. M1s and M1 Nation is a really, really strong force, and so just go to Facebook and search for Support Brandy Ward. Yeah.

3:00:38Prayers. Yeah. Prayers is what's going to do it because nothing else is going to do it right now. It's only God that's going to do this. There you go, man. Hang in there, buddy. I love that. Thank you. I'll be praying for you. Yep. Well, there it is. Poor guy. I really do hope that they can help her out. She's beautiful, man. Absolutely beautiful. 17 years old. Very, very sweet. All right. We promised Mikey show and tell. We will do Mikey show and tell next. He show now. Text them at 949mikey at gmail.com. Or call Mikey now. 570-1949. More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. Buddy, down here in the cup holder. Yeah, it's us. Your spare change. Now look, this might seem strange, but frankly we've had it with just being tossed in here and forgotten about. We want you to drive to Mickey D's right now and use us on something delicious. Like one of those 2 for 350 deals they got going on.

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3:09:22I want to give you it. Woodsy, what do you got? Brace yourselves, M1 Nation. You are going to be addicted. It is an app for your iPhone, and it is called Flick Kick Field Goal. When you start playing it, you can't stop playing it. Uh-oh. All Christmas break, my wife, you're just kicking field goals, you just flick field goals. Flick Kick Field Goal. Flick Kick Field Goal, and you kick freaking field goals with your finger, like you flick the ball. It's moronically addictive. Is it free? I think it's 99 cents. And it's like crack. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. L-O-B. Mine is for wrinkle treatment. Oh, I need that. Yep. It's something that's been around for a long time. It's called Frownies. Yeah. It's like a little parchment paper, I guess you would call it, but it's adhesive on the back. So you got to wet it a little bit. You put it on overnight. I put it on in between like my eyebrows because I do a lot of furrowing. For real? Yeah, and it retrains those muscles to kind of, like, relax. What's it called? Frownies. That's cool. They do it for crow. They have different, like, shapes of them. They have it for crow's feet. They have it for around the mouth. How do people find it? They're in the drugstore, but I got mine on Amazon. But they've been around for, like, 40 years. Frownies. Frownies. I'm in. Jay. Mine's pretty simple, and probably a lot of people already know about it, but I just got turned on to it. Gasoline. It's called gasoline makes cars run. It's called a GoPro camera.

3:10:48And it mounts on the front of your surfboard, and you can face it out. You can mount it on your helmet of your bike or anywhere. My buddy had one, and he took a picture yesterday. He is completely getting covered. It's a picture back from the front of his board. He's completely getting covered up by a wave. That's the coolest thing ever. Woods, I think we might have seen that on the roller coaster at Disneyland. On that dude's head. California Adventure. Yeah, I called it the woman repeller. Yes. It did look a little weird on the guy on the roller coaster. Yeah, but if you're on your mountain bike or your surfboard. We were on the snowmobiles, and he had his going on his helmet, and it is the coolest thing to watch the videos. Wow, that is cool. It's pretty cool. Mine is Polaroids Z. 340 instant camera. It's the old school Polaroid. So you take a picture, it comes right out of the camera, but it doesn't actually, it's not like the kind that you have to shake. It actually prints the border. But it looks real. It even looks worn. Like an old school Polaroid. It even has that worn look to it. Have you done any nudes with it? Yeah. You and your wife?

3:11:59No, I haven't done any nudes with it. That's what Polaroids are for. Yeah, that's the only reason I got one. So there's that. It's at polaroid.com. Check it out if you want to. You could do nudes with it if you want. Well, you should. Anything you want to take a picture of. Yeah. Well. I mean, I haven't seen it in a while, so. We got another I love you so much. Him, I love you so much. Her, I love you so much too, honey. Him, I love you so much. Her, I love you so much too, honey. Him, I love you so much. Her. Are you okay? Him. I love you so much. Her. I love you too, but why are you saying that over and over? I love you so much. Her. Why are you being weird? I love I love you so much. I love I love you so much. You guys have to tell them eventually why you're saying that. You do. That is gold. You can dig yourself. That is gold. I love it.

3:13:045701949 is our phone number. By the way, Starbucks just got more expensive. They're raising their prices by 1% in different areas of the United States. Perfect. Northeast, the Southwest are going to be first. Why? Higher costs for coffee, milk, and fuel. It's true. Well, maybe you lower your profit margin. Yeah. Maybe just make your coffee at home. You already have exorbitant prices. There was a guy in Illinois that said that he found a mouse in his Mountain Dew. This is gnarly. Well, I don't believe that he actually did. I don't either. Because Pepsi, you know, is the parent company. And they're like, it would have dissolved. In fact, they got a forensic pathologist, a veterinary forensic pathologist who said, it's not possible. It would have disintegrated in the acid of the soda. It would have become like a jelly-like substance. So it's not really possible that this guy has a lawsuit. I just picture him drinking it. Oh, God. Here they come. There's the tail left. Tickling your throat all the way down. Shut up. Look. It's over. It's over. No. So, you know, you never know. No. It would be like a... Well, imagine if you were to put like a...

3:14:32Like a jelly belly. Yep, jelly belly. Or like a gummy bear. Imagine a gummy bear. A mouth-shaped gummy bear. Come out like a marshmallow. Kind of gooey. I wonder if it would be the color of Mountain Dew or it would be that grayish, icky color. Brownish, mousy brown. Kind of furry. Mousy brown. Furry and brown. Furry and brown. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, lovely and talented Hillary is up next. That's it, huh? I'm out of here. That's it. That's right. Mike's show will be back tomorrow morning at 6. 5.30. Oh, yeah. Oh, Mikey? See? Back tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show's out.