The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 01/31/12
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
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Mikey kicked off the show with a candid look at age perception, noting he feels younger than his contemporaries, while Jay and Lauren joined in discussing youthful appearances. Jennifer Lopez later reflected on her amicable divorce from Marc Anthony, stressing their ongoing collaboration and focus on their children. The show veered into the bizarre with a detailed account of a Millennium Falcon‑shaped object discovered on the Baltic Sea floor, and later lightened up with games like the Incorporator word challenge and a Catchphrase round that ended with the reveal of Michael Phelps. Throughout, the crew debated tattoos, with L.O.B. warning that inking a partner’s name is a curse, and they wrapped up with playful speculation about J‑Lo’s next marriage.
What happened, in order
Age Perception Talk
Mikey opens the show discussing how he feels younger than his peers and reflects on aging and self‑image.
J‑Lo Divorce Reflection
Jennifer Lopez talks about her divorce from Marc Anthony, emphasizing their continued friendship, working together, and putting their children first.
Marrying Again Speculation
The crew jokes about Jennifer Lopez remarrying soon, introducing the idea of a 'Skywright' announcement and debating whether marriage is just a love announcement.
Catchphrase Michael Phelps Reveal
During a Catchphrase round, the team finally guesses 'Michael Phelps' after a series of clues about a swimmer with broad shoulders and the phrase 'Michael Fell'.
Girl Scout Cookie Bootleg
Jay reveals he bought Girl Scout cookies early (thin mints, tagalongs, samosas) before the official sale, calling them bootleg treats.
Baltic Ocean UFO Discovery
Mikey describes a massive, Millennium Falcon‑shaped object found at the bottom of the Baltic Ocean, complete with long drag marks and speculation about its origin.
Incorporator Word Game
Woods must awkwardly work the words panties, ham, toad, egg McMuffin, trampoline, pasty, arm wrestle, and canned food into a pest‑control phone call.
Tattoo Curse Debate
L.O.B. explains why getting a lover’s name tattooed is considered a curse, citing celebrity examples and personal superstitions.
People mentioned
MikeyJayLauren O'BrienWoodsJennifer LopezMarc AnthonyMark KotzeMadonnaElton JohnBen AffleckGeorge ClooneyMatt LauerSteven TylerJustin Bieber
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We're in the City of Lights, the city by the bay, the city of brotherly love, here in Emerald City. The city that never sleeps. The city that never sleeps. Welcome to the program. It's the Mikey Show. And I'm Mikey. I'm your host. I am 41, and I got until May 31st until I'm 42. Whoa. Yeah. I'm of that age where... When I was in high school, I knew that dudes my age, they weren't just adult. They were old. When you look at guys, when you look at other guys that are your age, do you feel that you look a lot younger than them? Yes. I kind of am waiting myself to turn into what I considered a man at 36. Yeah. At least appearance-wise. Yes. Well.
It's not going to happen. Didn't happen with me because we work in a profession. Look at Jay. He's 48. Guy dresses and looks like he's 33. But he still looks like a man. I feel like I look like a doughy little kid. Oh, you do? No. Yes, you don't. I feel like I don't look like. That's self-image. You can't. Oh, yeah. You look like an adult man. Last week, Mark Kotze came in. He's my age. That guy looks like a man. Yeah, he is. Oh, he's tough. I'm not. I don't think you look like a. Immature kid. When I put a suit on, I feel like... Oh, I'm on a big boy. I'm like, oh, I got my daddy's suit on. Like, clown. Lauren, when do you feel like a woman? Or do you already feel like a woman? Do you not feel like a girl anymore? I still feel like a girl, but I feel like most people look at me as if I'm a woman. No way. See, I don't think so. Because most people don't think she's her age. Right. Most people think Blondie Blue Eye over here. She could pass for a college check. There's no question. Yeah. There's no question. If you were walking around a college campus, people aren't going to go, what's that girl doing? What's that lady doing here? I'd like to test that theory. We should. We should. There is no doubt in my mind.
She'll go to a college party. Show them a thing or two. I'll go out with you this weekend. We'll go down to PB and see how we do. She wants to go to grambling. She wants to go to grambling and she wants to go to a party this weekend. I'm going to go play some beer pong and be like, hey guys, history sucks, right? History sucks. That's going to be her opening line is history sucks. They're going to immediately go. Who's this lady? Yeah, who's this crazy lady? Identical college girl, identical college girl. Welcome to the program. Let's see. We're up at 530, so hopefully you are too. You can call 570-1949. House of Blues, February 17th. It's a Friday. Make plans now. Take the day off. LOB said it the Monday after that is President's Day. Yeah, it's a four-day weekend. Make a big weekend out of it. Yeah. Start with the live broadcast and breakfast. Yeah, we're going to have breakfast and drinks out there. It's going to be nice. You get in free. You don't eat free. You pay for that stuff. Over under on Jay Mimosas. Bloody Marys. Four. Four. You set it at four? We'll set it at four. I'll take the over. Like a madman, I'll take the over. He's got to drive home. Take the under. I'll say he has three mimosas. And four Bloody Marys. Oh, wow. Bring him my own. I can pick you up that morning, Jay, if you want. There you go.
A little more vodka. Just keep it coming. Just tilt it. Don't be stingy, don't you? What? Just tilt it. Yeah, tilt it. 45 degrees. Come on. A little more vodka. Don't be shy, girl. Let's hear that thing glug. I don't hear no glug. Come on, girl. Hey, no ice. No ice. There you go. That's too much ice. No ice. No ice at all. You know what? I'll give you $4 for the bottle. Give me the bottle. What is it? Bella Vadir. Bella Vadir. Where's the good stuff? You guys got the smirning off? Yeah, you got the smirning off? Is that chopping? Chopping. Oh, okay. Ketel won. So let's see. Okay, this is Elton John talking about the Super Bowl. Why would you never do a Super Bowl halftime show? I've never seen a decent one. Never, ever. Never, ever. What would your advice be to Madonna this year? Make sure you lip sync good. You'd want to play live, wouldn't you? Of course you have to play live, yeah, but I don't think you can. In all fairness to everyone who's done it before, I think you may be able to sing live, but it's really hard to play live. Actually, to be honest with you, I saw the stars and I saw Prince and I thought they were pretty good. You know what? You don't have anything nice to say. Just keep it shut. He's gotten real bitchy in his old age. God, all he does is bitch. All it is now. I agree with him. Yeah, but just keep it shut. Who needs to hear it? I do.
Follow the thumper rule. If you don't have anything nice to say... Well, he wouldn't talk then. But they asked you. Yeah, that's true. What are you supposed to do? You gotta give your opinion. Being honest. He's being honest. Maybe because he says it in a British accent. It sounds mean. It sounds uppity. Yes, it's uppity. Let's see. This is J-Lo talking about her... divorce with mark anthony i like how nonchalant and casual you keep saying mark and i we were approached mark and i let's be honest because your marriage ended over the last year it would have been very easy to say walk away to walk away so this is going to be awkward we you know i mean you know why do this why didn't you do that i mean mark and i were friends before we got married we were friends for years and we always loved each other and we always worked together so it wasn't like an unnatural thing for us to continue working together. And obviously we have children together. So it's not like he's not going to be in my life. He's always going to be in my life. And so we just, I don't know. It really is a passion project for us. And even though it has its difficult moments, it's still a great thing that we're doing and that we feel that we're doing. It's an adult approach because most, a lot of people say we were best friends before we got married, but at the period of divorce, most people seem to need to. Well, yeah, you know what? Listen, we were best friends when we got married, then we fought.
Right, and we were like, I don't want to do this anymore. Yeah, she treats marriages like just getting in a relationship with someone. Don't get married, just break up. Yep. You know, and go on the pill. She's fairly young. This is her, what, third marriage, I believe? Yeah, and she's had fiancés that she didn't necessarily go married to. That's a true statement, Ben Affleck. If you know what your deal is, then go on the pill and don't get married. It's like George Clooney, man. His bit is he was married when he was young. It wasn't for him. It wasn't for him. And he asked, you know, I was reading an article about him recently, and he's like, look, I've been married. Everyone asks, when are you going to get married? I've been married. I know it doesn't work for me right now. He didn't want a divorce. Right. So if he knows that that's who he is, and he knows that he can't, I respect that more. Absolutely. Come on. Than just serial getting married. Well, yeah. Not liking each other before they can get back to that. By the way, we have those moments. You know, we're human. Well, we all do, lady. Jennifer Lopez, we all have those moments. Of course you're human. We all get into fights. You get into fights? My mom and dad are probably fighting right now. Married how long? 54. 54 years. 54 years. Shea Bird's been married to his wife how long? 24 years. 24 years. You know what, though? My parents, they still hold hands and make out. Oh. What do you want? And I'll sit here and lie to you about that, but...
At the end of the day, there is real love there. And there is a family there. And that comes first. Does it? Obviously, it doesn't. It doesn't for her. Obviously, it doesn't. We also really love this project. And like I said, as it has its difficult moments once in a while when we're together. Just because of the same things as when we were married. You know what I mean? What am I so mad about? It's the same bit. She's just answering the question. I'm all uppity about it. But she's just answering. He asked. Now, she got uncomfortable. Matt Lauer asked her question. This is what you said to Vanity Fair in an interview. Quote, sometimes we don't realize that we're compromising ourselves to understand that a person is not good for you. Or that the person is not treating you in the right way. Matt, I want to kill you right now. Yeah, you said it. You said it. What are you mad me for? Wow. And I thought it was interesting enough to read to you. Were you mad? Why are you mad? Your diary? This is from an interview. No kidding. That is a great line. I love it. This isn't a diary that I broke into. I broke into your house and stole your diary. I didn't pick the lock on your little diary. I went to 7 freaking 11. And I bought a copy of Vanity Fair. What do you want? You're mad at me. That's great.
I said to Vanity Fair in an interview, quote, sometimes we don't realize that we're compromising ourselves to understand that a person is not good for you or that the person is not treating you in the right way or that he's not doing the right. I didn't steal your diary. This is from an interview. Well, no, but I mean, come on. Or treating himself in the right way. If I stay, I'm not doing the right thing for me. I love myself enough to walk away. Right. Can you explain that a little more? No, I can't. Why? Because I think everything I wanted to say about the divorce, I said in that article. And Mark and I agreed that we weren't going to talk about it publicly again because it really is our personal life. We have children and it's something that we just have to respect and keep sacred. At the end of the day, like I said, we're working together. We have a lot of love for each other and we're human. And it's not the easiest thing in the world, but I think we handled it with a lot of grace and with a lot of caring and a lot of love. Let me move on because that actually hurt when you did that to my knee. Hey, look, you know, the reaction to the question is the same bit with the marriage. I want what I want. Right. And I don't want you to ask. I want to be able to do what I want.
and then say what I want about it. And then when questioned about it, I want to answer how I want. I want questions that I want to be asked. And I don't want anything that I don't want in my life. Right. But man, do you want to keep having to relive that over and over? If I want to, yes. Here it is in writing. I'm J-Lo. Yes, if I want to. No, I wouldn't want to, J-Lo. That's one interview and this is another. J-Lo, you've really let yourself go. I have not. I look gorgeous. No. Don't give us the sacred bit. Don't give us the I want to keep it sacred. Well, I do. I do. Well, except to Vanity Fair. Yeah. It's okay for Vanity Fair. Well, but that's the reason. So semi-sacred. The reason I did the Vanity Fair interview. Semi-sacred then. It is sacred. It is the reason I did the Vanity Fair interview so that I could go on the record as explaining it. I did that. Why are you here then? I'm here today to talk about American Idol. Happy? I'm here to talk about American Idol. That's what she's there for. Yeah. This is my handler. You got a problem with it? Talk to her. She's about ready to cut the interview off, by the way. Any other questions? Yeah. What? What are you doing later? All right. We'll see you later. See ya. Don't let that door hit you in your butt on the way out. It's a big butt. And that giant butt. It's not giant. It is giant. I'm working on it. See you later. It looks fabulous. Happy birthday, by the way.
Not from here. You guys get out of shape when you get scrutinized on your personal life. Next time, you know what? Yeah, but I'm not on Good Morning America or the Today Show. Here's the deal. If you do an interview. Yeah. Hello. Yeah. If you do an interview. Then don't do interviews. Lauren, I had a little trouble here in San Diego two years ago. I had a little trouble here in San Diego two years ago. I had an article written about me in the reader. If I go sit down with somebody and they bring up the reader, I can't be like. That's different. That's different than your personal life. If they ask you questions about the fights you've had with your wife. I say this. Well, I say this. If Matt Lauer agreed before the interview not to go there, it's wrong. Of course. It is dead wrong. I think her answer was perfect. Hey, look. I've talked about it all. I want to talk about it. If there's something else you want to talk about, fine. If you don't, then pay. And who knows if he came. I mean, there's two people involved in that. If he came to her afterwards and was like, hey, you go, you blabbed to Vanity Fair. Can we just keep it in the house? Yeah, we got kids. Next time we should just put a microphone up and then Matt should go get coffee and a bagel. And then she can just promote whatever she wants to promote. Say whatever you want. Say what you want to say. If it's an interview, it's an interview. And if that were the way, you know, listen.
I've been interviewed here. People are nice. Before they start, they go, how much you want to go into detail about your old crew? I go, I said, I don't want to piss anybody off. I don't want to piss them off. I don't want to get it all riled up. I said, ask me what you want. And they asked me what they want. And generally, it's okay. Right. You know, and I'm fine with it. Yeah, but if you had gone to the UT and done a four-page spread about it. If I'm promoting. And they asked you about that. And if I'm promoting a new book. And I wrote in the new book that I once slept with, you know, Brooke Shields. They're going to say, now you cheated on your wife and slept with Brooke Shields. Whoa! What are you doing? She's not there to promote the Vanity Fair article. Listen. Okay, what about this then? Hey, Jenny. When you wrote Jenny from the block. Jenny from the block. Is this a fair question? When you wrote Jenny from the block.
Were you really trying to let the world know that you were the same old girl? Yeah, that's a fair question. Why? She did Jenny from the Block 12 years ago. But that's not a personal. I just think we think we're entitled to way too much of people's personal lives. Just a question. Yeah, and again, like he said, he was just quoting an interview she'd already done. Yeah, what am I supposed to do as the interviewer? Break out the pen and write down the rules? Well, she... Asking some questions around here. You don't have to. Yeah, it was fine. Because I'll tell you exactly what you can and can't do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm fine with that. Yep. Me too. You say, back off, buddy. All right, fine. Feast on it. I loved his response. Hey, I'm not reading from your diary here. He was fair in saying that as well. But he also knew to move on. He's funny. He's like, okay, I get it. Here's a question about will you ever get married again. The last album was called Love Question. Oh, my God, I'm going to kill you. Go. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I brought up the title of your last. record that you put into stores and on iTunes. I'm sorry. Does Steven Tyler, is Steven Tyler fun to work with? What are those things in his hair? What is that? What is it? Feathers? Yeah, is it feathers? Is he drink still? Yeah, what's it like? Oh, sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Does Steven Tyler pass gas? Sorry about that one. What perfume are you wearing? Probably your own.
Probably J-Lo. How silly of me. And obnoxious to even ask. I won't bring it. I love your album. Do you think you'll marry again? I don't know. I don't know. No? I don't know. We'll see. Do you know? I don't know. Do you know, if you will? The good money is on yes. She will. In a month. She'll be married again before I'm married for the first time. Oh, wow. Well, here's the thing. I think that a lot of people, a lot of people's way of letting the world know they're in love is to get married. Yeah. But that doesn't mean that person is necessarily the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with. It's just a way of announcing to the world that you're in love. I'm in love. There's other ways. There's other ways. Skywright. Yeah. Yeah. Skywright. Take out an ad. Say, I love this guy. I love this girl. It's not time to think about that yet. Do you know what I mean? It's still fresh. Well, there you go. That's your girl, Jennifer Lopez. I don't know why I'm getting so worked up about somebody I could care less about. She's my girl. I got her back. There you go, LLB. I don't even like her. Yeah, exactly. Hey, by the way, people thought that Christina Aguilera was on her period. It was a big story. When she was sitting up at the...
at the SAG Awards, and there's all these pictures. The Etta James Services. Yeah, the Etta James Services. Well, they're saying it was a tanning spray. Oh, I thought it was that. Jay just played. I literally did thought it was that. So she was sweating. No, it wasn't poo, and it wasn't... I thought it was poo. No, it's not. I thought it was poo. Still farty. And if we bring this story up again later, we cannot say that. We're allowed to say it right now because it's about... Safe Harbor. So you can't say P-O-O? No, in that context. I just used it. Got it. It's hideous, the picture, whatever it is. It's hideous. It's up to the viewer to discern. They said there was, like, video of her wiping it away at certain points. Could be caramel macchiato, for all I care. It's still running down her leg. It's disgusting. It is disgusting. Disgusting. Gosh. But it's, do you believe, it's up to the, it's up to the person to, she says the standing spray, okay. I believe you sweat like that. I do, too. My legs don't sweat like that. I'm wearing pants. Like, profusely. Well, you've never sang it at a James Memorial in her defense. No, that's true. Yeah, but when you have that stuff on there.
It kind of blocks your pores. And that stuff does. She was probably nervous. She was wearing a polyester suit. Her own fault for wearing a polyester suit. I've never spray tanned. I have. I'm really embarrassed. I haven't, but I've done the, like, tan in a bottle stuff. I'm an animal. I have a loud cry. A lot of people keep me as a pet. Humans despise me. I can be trapped for my fur. I need you. He's had these for a long time. He just whipped them out. New toys. I got some too, pal. Here comes a duel. It took forever to get Jay to load them. And I still don't think that they're all there. No, they're not. Is that coming? Takes time, Mac. But he did give me a whole bunch of his screw-ups. Yeah, I bet she backs out. He's like, well, see, I told you. See? Peanutity. Here's the interesting part. You have to be naked. You do. The Denver Broncos. Oh, I love it. I love that one. I love it, too. A flea flicker. Uh-oh. Montagna.
Oh, monsters. Field gold kicker. Now that one's right. That shouldn't be in there. Field gold. No, he says field gold. Yeah, field gold. He says gold. That's a lot of Mikey's coins. Let's go back to field gold. Field gold kicker. Yeah, field gold. Yeah, that's perfect. Here, watch my lips. Jay. Field gold. Field gold kicker. Field gold. Come on. I promise. Field gold. Field gold. Field gold. That's a lot of Mikey's corn. Coin slot. Coin slot. That's a Mikey slot. Corn slot. Oh, my gosh. You guys. You guys. He's put a couple of the same ones up here to make it look like he's put. What a monster.
Where are the old classics? He's got this one up twice. Here's the interesting part. What? You have to be naked. Here's another one. There's nothing wrong with that one. Here's another one he put up twice. P-Nuttity. Jay. I think we got him figured out. I'm going to load that page up with the same clip. That man will never notice. Irrevalent. Oysters. Where's all the good ones? Oysters. Whatever you think you know about this man is Irrevalent. That was the first one. Ever. Ever. And it was. Yep. First one we captured. I think that one or Don Knox. Don Knox. Don Knox was first. 70s, Tim Conway, Don Knox flick. And then during the height of the Casey Anthony case, we were wondering if she was convicted, which we all thought she would be, would she be isolated from the rest of the general population? Right. And Jay pondered it as well. Hopefully she gets put in the general populace, whatever it's called. General populace. There, I got to know. That might be my favorite one. Okay, so what you get there is what I call full course, okay? You get an appetizer, okay? Then you get the entree, and then right at the end, you get the sweetest dessert that you've ever been served. And when you leave, you go, oh.
I'm stopped. That was more than I could take. Strapped on the back tonight. Give it to me one more time. All set. I need it one more time. Here's the appetizer, the entree, and the dessert. Hopefully she gets put in the general populace, whatever it's called. General populace. There, I got it now. There, I got it now. It's my favorite. It's my favorite. It's dessert. It's my favorite. It's dessert. That is a big old piece of cheesecake. I hate all of you. Whipped cream, strawberries. That is the toppings on top of the cheesecake. There I got it now. There I got it now. It's an occasion where you don't know how, but you were able to pace yourself so that somehow the meal was just perfect. Perfection. It was just perfect. And then the manager walks in and goes, hey, you know what, buddy? This one's on me. You're like, holy crap. No way. This is the best night I've ever had. You're in here all the time. It's on me. I got you. You guys. It's on the big guy. Yeah. No, are you serious? You don't have to do that. You don't have to do that. No, really. I'm telling you. Guys, I appreciate you. I love what you do. It's on me. She gets put in the general populace, whatever it's called. General populace. There, I got to know.
It's weird that you guys can compare this to food. I know. I know. You're poking that tiger, buddy. I love it so much. And every time you do, every time I play those clips, I am taking a risk. Yeah. I'm taking a risk of him coming back at me. It's killing me. It's killing me. And he does. Okay, okay, okay. And I will cry uncle. That's why we are able to do it. Yes. It's because there's a lot of give and take. Yes. There's a lot of give and take. What would happen? If you and I, Woods, were to get thin, what would happen? Tell it again. Tell it again. It's a joke. That is a good one, man. It's the funniest joke Jay's ever heard. Oh, gosh. Man, my eyes hurt. Oh, gosh. I'm working on it. I want to be thin. It's in my blog from last and then. Hey, after I'm thin, he's got nothing on me. Dude, I'm telling you, it hasn't.
It hasn't hit me yet, but when it does, I'm going to be skinnier than Jay's dong. I'm not kidding. Oh, you've been saying that for three years. That's really thin and skinny. You've been saying that for three years. That is thin and grotesque. That is so thin. And overcooked. It's emaciated. Emaciated. It's undesirable. Yes. Oh, you're crazy. It's just crinkly. I'll just be wrinkly and crinkly. I'll get Kim on the phone. Out of these. Mike, it plumps when you cook it. It may be thin, but it plumps when you cook it. That was our... That was the end of the show yesterday. It was a blast. Is it Jay every time we mention his wiener? A thin dong. More like a nightstick. Woods has put in his... I've seen it. I know. And Woods put in his cell phone so that when Jay calls, a picture pops up. The picture is of... A burnt hot dog. It's a turkey dog. It's a turkey dog. And it's burnt. And it's so thin, and it's so burnt, and it's so... And when Jay calls, that's the picture that pops up. It gets me every time. At least mine's still usable, guys. I'm sorry for you guys. What does that mean? I don't either. We haven't used it in a long time. We will talk. We will talk about his thin dong.
And his response will always be, it plumps when you cook it. It plumps when you cook it. Without fail. Nobody make a t-shirt with, it plumps when you cook it. I'm pretty sure the hot dog company already sells those t-shirts. I know. We just got to get some Vandy, or whatever it is, ballparks. Some ballpark Franks. You know you've got some. Wait till we tell you what happened with the TV show X Factor. Wood's got the story. And I said, I looked at him like, are you serious? Huge. So we'll talk about that. Has your Facebook changed yet? No. No, thank gosh. You don't have long. It's going to change on you. Whether you want it or not, it's going to the timeline. Maybe all this uproar will have them change their mind. I hope so. Could be. We have a song about it. I don't think it's going to change their mind. I think they're sold on it. And by the way, tomorrow.
They expect the Facebook IPO to hit the stock market. Really? That's what they're saying. I thought that was the filing date. Oh, the filing. Filing is tomorrow. I don't know when. I don't know. And I'm not EF Hutton. I'm not either. I thought that meant the same thing. They're filing. Paperwork. Paperwork. So I wonder how long. I don't know. I'll look it up. See if we can find out. Don't get it when it first comes out. Right. Wait. Wait it out. Let's see. So anyway, we got all that. We got a song about the Facebook changing and pissing me off. Let's do that coming up. Show coming up. I always have to look nice. That's why I'm wearing these tight size 42s. Be a part of the show. 570-1949. Or shoot him a text at 949mikey at gmail.com. I'm sorry, our time is up. FM 90.
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Take the day off. Get that date set aside. That's the day we're doing a free live broadcast from the House of Blues, and you get to hang out with us, and you get to see Lauren O'Brien shake her moneymaker. Oh, the gift. That's right. The gift. The gift. And this will happen in front of an adoring audience while she's up on stage with about 10 other girls. Yep. Hot girls. The team was selected yesterday. How about that? Oh, yeah, girl. So if you want to see that, you've got to get down to the House of Blues. And you do. On February 17th. It's a Friday. So come on down there. Super Bowl is this weekend. And, Woodsy, what do you know? Man. There is so much going on right now with the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl is this Sunday. As you know, it is the New York Giants against the New England Patriots. The Giants landed in Indy yesterday. Peyton Manning said this is a business trip for them. Try to keep your mind focused on the job and what your performance is going to take, what type of style of football it's going to take to win this game. And if you get concerned with other things, I think it takes your focus off what your job has to be for this coming Sunday.
Yeah, and these two teams played four years ago. The Giants won 17-14. And Bill Belichick says, look, this isn't a revenge game for our guys. There aren't really all that many people that played in the last game four years ago. So, you know, this team's this team. And I think that our team is different than what it was in midseason, different than what it was in December. I think the Giants are a different team than when we played them in November. I think they're a different team than they were in early December. I'm excited, man. It's going to be a good one. A lot of people are kind of sour on this matchup, but it was such a good Super Bowl last time. I can't imagine it's going to be a letdown. 3-20 on Sunday. The game starts. It's on NBC. You've got Al Michaels and Chris Collinsworth calling the action. And, you know, EA Sports, they're the ones that put out the Madden game every year. They do an annual Super Bowl simulation where they set it up. Giants against Patriots. How accurate is that thing? It's been correct six of the last eight years. Really? Giants win 27-24 on a last-second field goal. Simulation's MVP was Giants quarterback Eli Manning. Wow. One of the games that they did get wrong was that other Super Bowl that these two teams played against each other. They said it would be the Patriots. Correct. Wow. That's going to be a good game, man. Who do you like? The line is three. It's Giants plus three. You know what?
I was going to take the Patriots. No two ways about I was going to take the Patriots. Really only because they're the Patriots. But something about what Eli Manning just said sold me on the Giants. This is a business trip. Yeah, it's a business trip for those guys. Well, the good thing is, man, is that you've got two teams that are experienced and have been there. And you have two coaches that are no BS coaches. Coughlin and Belichick. Those guys don't screw around. They have a curfew. They're going to be doing bed checks. This is going to be a game where everybody's prepared. You're not going to read, more than likely, stories about guys out in Indy shaking their butts at the strip clubs and doing all the things that usually accompany Super Bowl week. I'm sold. I think it's the Giants. I take the Giants, too. Anytime I can take New York over New England, I'm in because I can't root for a team from Massachusetts. You're such a... You're New York love. Goes from the Yankees. It's my anti-Boston. Yeah. More than New York Love. M1 Relax is on the line from Fallbrook. Hi. Hi. How are you guys this morning? Good. What's up? I was just wondering if you guys are having a Valentine's Day meet and greet. You know, that's a good question. We thought about it, and, you know, we're doing this thing on February 17th, and it's so close. I mean, if you're single, come down there. Trust me. There's going to be a lot of M1s.
at our event. And a lot of them will be single. That'll have more men than anything else, so it's probably a better venue. Absolutely. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, I mean, yeah, if you're a girl, it's shooting fish in a barrel. You'll have a lot of men to choose from. Absolutely. It'll be, again, February 17th. It's a Friday, and L.O.B. is going to learn a routine and dance on stage like a pussycat doll to live out a dream of hers. One of her dreams is to dance like a pussycat, though. It's the Michael Wish Foundation. Yeah. Yes. It's the Michael Wish Foundation. So it's going to be good times. Yeah, there's going to be plenty of mingling and, you know, being sweet. Yeah. How old are you? Relax. 36. 36? You ever been married? Yes. Okay. How long ago were you divorced? When I was 25. Wow. There you go. Been on the prowl for about 10 years. How old are you? So. There will be some men out there that you can meet, some single and eligible men out there for sure. All right. Thank you, guys. You got it. Wiener time. There will be a lot of guys out there looking for M1 Relax. You silly sausage. I guarantee you that. The other thing I can guarantee you is that the Super Bowl, they're doing something different. Unless I don't know it's different.
They're letting the commercials out already. Do you guys know that? Yeah, they're like leaking commercials. Yeah, they're leaking them. Stupid. They're putting them out there. Stupid. You're still going to watch them. I know, but like, what's this new bit? Yeah. I'm putting them out there. Why are we supposed to be excited about them? I think they've done this before. Had they have? I really think that I've seen it. I think I've seen a couple, because they haven't put them all out, but there's been a couple that they've leaked. You know, the big, the Matthew Broderick one, I guess, is the big one this year. The Ferris Bueller. Take a listen. I'm not sure what it is. I guess I'll be okay. I'm calling the studio, Matthew. You're not shooting today. No. Movies bring so much joy. Just get some rest. Diva. He bought it. How can I handle work on a day like today? One of the worst performances of my career, and he never doubted it for a second. Hi, can I get my CRV brought up, please? I've got a lot to do today. Roderick. Roderick.
You have excellent taste in automobiles. Said it before and I'll say it again. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. Get going in the all-new CRV from Honda. Here's what you got to know going into it. You know, because there's two, you got two people. Ah, that's so stupid. And then you got the, ah, that's darling. Well, and you may be somewhere in between. But this is the way you got to look at the Super Bowl commercials. They're supposed to be cute. Yeah. Unless they're outwardly TNA, which some of them are. Yeah. Go Daddy. Go Daddy. Go Daddy goes, look, we're going to show you boobies and that's the deal. OK, so some go that route. But if it ain't that route, you got to just know going in, you're not supposed to go. You're not supposed to think this is the most hilarious piece of work you've ever seen. Right. You're just supposed to think it's cute.
That's what they're going for. They're going for cute. Jerry Seinfeld, he does a thing, and I didn't know that. Another great commercial they've released early. Jerry Seinfeld is in a commercial because Acura has brought back the NSX. Now, if you're, you know what? Yeah, dude. I didn't think you would know. Emmett Smith in Dallas used to drive an NSX, the old cowboy running back. I'd see him all the time. It's sharp. Well, they went away. Sharp. The NSX, they haven't made the Acura NSX for over a decade. Winston Wolfe in Pulp Fiction had an NSX. Really? Yeah, the wolf. The wolf. Yeah. That's right. Yeah, drove an NSX. That's right. He drove an Acura NSX in the movie Pulp Fiction. License plate said wolf. Yes. Now, if you don't know, picture a Ferrari. It had a Ferrari look to it. And everybody knows what a Ferrari looks like. It had a Ferrari look to it.
Well, Acura decided that the time that they were going to spring this on the world was the Super Bowl, but they've already released the commercial. Right. Now, if you don't know it, there are two celebrities that are well-known car guys. Jerry Seinfeld, who's the other L.O.B.? Do you know? No. Jay Leno. Jay Leno and Jerry Seinfeld are both car collectors. Okay? They've probably each got somewhere in the neighborhood. of 50 to 100 cars in a garage that they have. Wow. Both of the guys. And so in this commercial, both guys appear, and they're both wanting to get this new NSX, Seinfeld and... I want it. I would love to have the first one. I'm so sorry, Mr. Seinfeld, but you're number two on the list. Who's number one? That guy. Okay. So he walks up, and it's just this normal guy that's first in line. So you're number one. Yeah. How'd you like to be number 20? Shows him a $20 bill. The guy passes. I'll throw in the soup Nazi. Soup for you. I own all the characters. You don't want the soup Nazi. I don't want it. Last living munchkin. I thought he passed away. I found another one. Dancing holographic monkey? I have one. I'll make small talk with the omelette guy for you. You ever take an egg home with you? Is your head that shape underneath the hat?
You ever feel bad about coming out of the toilet and then coming right back to work here? Nobody knows it. You do. Final offer. For the record, I don't think I like you quite as much as I did at the beginning. I'm listening. Access to my personal network of Manhattan zip lines. Wow. Impressive. You've got the first Acura NSX. At this point, Jay Leno lands in one of those flying dude suits that you see guys jump off cliffs with. How about a gut pack? Flying squirrel suit. New York to L.A. 20 minutes. Sergeant. Strange way for me, if it were my money and I were Acura, it's not the direction I would have gone. No. If it were me, I'd just show that car. Yeah. The engine running. Yeah. They show it at the very end. It's gorgeous. It's un... If you're a car person, it's unbelievable.
Yeah, they're beautiful, beautiful cars. Yeah, they are like sculptures to me. Starting at what? Oh, dude, I don't know, but I'm going to take a guess. I don't know. I will take a guess that that NSX will probably start at 110. Wow, Jay. What? Are you out of your mind? It was as if I said to Jay, Jay, I'm selling my car and I'm coming to work on horseback. He had the same reaction. There is no way. The same shock. I didn't know Acura's went for that much. Oh. This one does. This one is a mama. It's gorgeous. Who are they advertising to? I mean, is that many people? The 1%, pal. 1%. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. Everybody is watching the Super Bowl. And here's what's weird about those cars. There's a couple of cars out there that cost a million dollars. There's not very many of them. But there's a couple of cars that cost a million dollars. And they make about 200 of them a year. They're sold out. Yeah, for rappers. They're sold out. Yeah, maybe it is rappers. I know one of them is owned by Simon Cowell. It's called a Bugatti. Beautiful. Yeah. What about the Maybach? That's a million-dollar car, isn't it? Yeah, the Maybach is a million-dollar car. They're all beautiful. Gorgeous. They retain their value, too, because they're such collector items, right? Yes, and they look like the Batmobile. Oh, yeah.
The NSX does not look like the Batmobile. This thing's sleek. It's sleek. Picture a Ferrari that has been made to look like a supermodel and then sculpt the edges of it like fine glass and then paint it gray. That's what that new NSX looks like. They're sharp. It's pretty awesome. Let's see. Mitt Romney is going into Florida today and he's really the... He's really the dude on top. Polls are pointing towards him. And he's real upbeat about it. He says that although he's getting his butt kick from Gingrich in terms of like loud mouth it, you know, stuff. He's loud mouthing it up, Gingrich. Yeah. About Romney. But Romney went to a big pep rally yesterday and said, with a turnout like this, I'm beginning to feel we might win tomorrow.
If he wins this one, Gingrich says, I'm not going away. Right. Which, by the way, I thought he would. If Romney won this primary, I thought that Gingrich would go, all right, I'm taking my name out. Didn't he say, he said yesterday, I'm campaigning until the end. Yeah. Yeah, he has way too much pride. Yeah. He says he can bury me for a very short amount of time with four or five or six times as much money, but I'm not going anywhere. Oh, he's playing himself the underdog now. Yeah. Just poor little Newt. Yeah. Poor little Newt. Poor little Newt. Just pulling himself up by his bootstraps. Just shaking that tin cup real good. The money that he has. Oh, sorry. I'm just, you know. He's the people's guy. I'm just the people's guy. Yeah, he's the people's guy. Yeah. First of all, you're not because nobody's named Newt. Correct. Newt. There was a little girl in an alien movie once called Newt. There's Newt Rockne. Newt Rockne. But there's not a lot of Newts. There really isn't a lot of Newts out there. That's a good thing, my friend. There's a lot of gnats out there. That's true.
Is it Portia or Portia de Rossi? Portia. Portia de Rossi? Little Angel. Oh, man. Okay, so that's her stage name. What is her actual name? If her name is Portia. Madge Helgeson. Madge Helgeson. Yes. Little known fact. Portia de Rossi is 39 years of age today. Doesn't look a day over 38. Justin Timberlake, 31. I knew that. 31? He looks older than 31, I think. 31 on 31. He does look older in 31. You think? I would have thought he's turning 36 today. Yeah, I would have said 35. Really? He's been around forever. Nolan Ryan's 65. Remember that dude? All the games that he played. He's president of the Rangers now. Look at that. That must be a nice thing. Guys like him and Elway, they're big stars in the game and then they go into management. They're big stars out of it. Yep.
I don't want any part of management. You don't want to run a radio station someday? No, man. I like doing the talking. Yep. Managers, by the way. Let me tell you something about managers and radio. Uh-oh. No offense, Rick. But let me tell you something about managers and radio. They always think that they know how to do radio. On a lesson. I was once a disc jockey, used to play phonographs back for 1965. I bet you don't even know who Daisy and the Turners are, do you? Nope, never heard of them. LLB, you ever heard of Daisy and the Turners? No. Mitt Romney looks like every general manager I've ever had. It's a true statement. True. I've only had one, so. Your basis for comparison is not that much. The basis is not, it's not a lot at all. M1 Ninja is on the line from Encinitas. Hi. Are you there? Hi. I'm here. Hi. Hey, I wanted to say thanks for having me in last Friday. It was our pleasure. No, it was mine, indeed. But I wanted to tell you, I think you've mentioned before on the show that you know you're listening to a radio show too much when you start dreaming about them. Yeah. And as I woke up this morning, I thought to myself, am I talking to the Mikey show?
I just had that weird morning daze. People do that. Yeah. Yeah. And you guys were in my dream. There's a lot of people that say they dream the Mikey show. But what she doesn't know is that she's still asleep and she's still dreaming. This is not real. We're architecting it right now. Right. I know you think it's real. It's not. It's not. It's like Inception, although I've never seen Inception. Well, that's ridiculous. Nor have I. Don't waste your time. I'm on. I never saw it. No, I had a really great time. What I wanted to tell the listeners is that what I learned in my visit to the Mikey show is that you guys are totally the same when you're on break than when you're on air. It's true. It's funny. I expected you guys to be all, I don't know, not stuffy, but... You know what, Ninja? That's cool. You know, a lot of people say that to us in various different situations. Like sometimes we'll go out and we'll talk to large groups of people. We'll be in a big group of people and somebody will inevitably come up and say, Hey, how are you? And I'll say, I'm very good. But sometimes people will say to us that we are nothing like they expected us to be. I'm just kidding.
It's not a dream. You're awake. You're awake. It's all good. Wow. If that was a dream, that wouldn't have been a good one. No, that would have been a weird one. It scared me. Brought back your days of college, didn't it? Sitting there at Harvard, lighting up a couple of them. Harvard. That's right. It's a Harvard game. Rolling your own smoke. All right, we got to go. Thank you for calling, Ninja. All right. Thank you. Facebook is changing. You have no choice. You have no choice in the matter. Come on. If you have... Facebook page that's normal right now, it will not stay normal forever. They're going to what they call the timeline. And you cannot, you cannot fight the timeline. You can't do anything about it, right? You kissed a guy back in 05, people can see it. Nobody cares. That's the problem. Even you don't care. You're listening to it, and you don't care. You don't want to know what you did back in 05. I don't know why Facebook thinks you do. Listen to this. Speaking of shakeups, the TV show The X Factor, Simon Cowell is going to go up and compete against American Idol. So who does he get? Paula Abdul. Well, you got half the recipe of the old idol there. He got somebody named Nicole.
Scherzinger. So hot. From the Pusscat Dolls. Then he got Steve Jones. Steve Jones was the host, I believe. And he also got... L.A. Reid. L.A. Reid. Big mogul record producer. Discovered Pink. He just fired everyone but L.A. Reid. That's insane. Crazy. I've had it. He fired Paula Abdul, Scherzinger, and Steve Jones. They're all out. They're terrible. They're awful. She's an idiot. I can't believe he fired him. It's terrible. Yeah, they're all awful and dreadful. Much like our ratings. Yes. Just terrible. Just dreadful. Terrible. No word on who he's going to replace him with. He just fired him. It's crazy. Big move. Big move. I wonder if he walked in, because he's a...
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No problem. Lauren. I got a little pepper up my nose. Had to sneeze. And Jay. No, I didn't cry. I'm a man. On FM 94.9. We're going to be playing catchphrase here in a minute. It's either team fit or team fat. Yep. Team fit is Lauren O'Brien and Jay Isbell. Team fat is Mike Esparza and Stephen R. Woods. Perfect. I like it. Team fat. I'm sure you like it. I love it. Word of the day is whiskey. I will work the word whiskey into a sentence between now and nine and when I do. Caller nine. Free pair of tickets to SeaWorld. Some people are good at it, man. They listen and they're listening intently. And I try to get that word in there without people noticing. And people still get it. I never notice. It's tough. Yes, there are a group of large mammals disappearing in the Everglades. And the reason is because of the growing population of non...
Native pythons. Oh. That's right. You know, people that let them go. They get tired of having them as a pet. Yeah, because it's a python. Yeah. That's too big. Let's say the python was a two-foot python, and they release it out into the wild. Well, the problem, if you release it out into the Everglades, is that it can survive in the Everglades. What's an even bigger problem is that it can thrive. In the Everglades. And so they're eating things like raccoons, which you look at a raccoon, you go, that's not that big. How about a possum? That's a little bigger. Mid-size, yeah. Foxes are disappearing. Oh, my gosh. But it was this last one that got me. It was the fact that bobcats have started disappearing. That's a big snake. Yeah. Yeah.
Bobcats are big. That's like prehistoric snake. That's a big... That's a big... That's a Monty Python right there. That's insanity. That's a big old girl. No, thank you. Burmese pythons. There's tens of thousands of them in Southeast Asia. In Southeast Asia. They live there and that's their native environment. The Everglades isn't. What if they become native to the Everglades? Oh, L-O-B. LLB, all it would take is for one guy to release his python near a place that another person released their python, and then those pythons get together. They meet on match.com, which means they want to hook up. That's all they want to do. It's just a straight hookup. There's no court shift. They do it, and then they have a bunch of little baby pythons. Oh, my God. And those baby pythons, they go all over the place, and they do it. They go on match. Yep.
Meet a bunch of pythons. Craigslist missed encounters. Craigslist missed encounters. Oh, my gosh. And they just are hooking it up. Silly. All over town. Dude, come on. Yet another reason not to go to the Everglades of Florida. Well, you already had a list. Yeah. There's crocs. There's snakes. There's water moxies. There's enough to keep you out of there. Dexter. Dexter. Dexter. It's Halloween. Catchphrase. Catchphrase. Two-sided. Mikey and Woods versus L-O-B-N-J. Describe a phrase without using any words like buffing a poop instead of polishing a turd. All right, let's do this. You got Team Fit versus Team Fat. Team Fit, L-O-B-N-J, Team Fat. We're playing for a pair of tickets. Go ahead. Monster Energy, AMA, Supercross, Qualcomm Stadium, February 11th. Couldn't hear myself. My headphones weren't on. M1 Jason from Eastlake. Team Fit or Team Fat?
I'm eating right now. Team Fat. There you go, buddy. It's also in a wind tunnel, apparently. M1 Meter Reader from Oceanside, you're with Team Fit, okay? All right. Hang on the line. Now, Lauren is going to begin. She gets to pick the category. What category are you picking? Against my better judgment, because I think you guys might have the advantage, I'm going to go with food. All right. We definitely have the advantage. So we are going to be Team 1. All right. Are we ready? Yes. Okay. This is something that Mikey would like. It's a tortilla chips and with queso is another way to put it. Chips and dip. No. Nachos. Yes. Nacho cheese. Jalapeno nachos. Beef nachos. You said it, but you got to put it together. Nacho cheese. Cheese nachos. There's a word that combines the two. Cheese and nachos. Flip it. Nachos and cheese. Oh, wow. Oh, my goodness. This was a character on The Little Rascals, and he had hair that stuck up. Alfalfa. No, the other one. Spanky. No, keep naming them. Buckwheat. Yes. Good Lord. Oh, it's bread, and you put this spice on there, and it makes it with sugar, and you cook it in the... Oven? Dutch? What's the other word for bread when you put it in the cooking device? Like in your... You call it the...
Baked bread? No. You put spices and sugar on it. Cinnamon toast. Cinnamon toast is what it was. You put spices and sugar on it. That made me think of, like, spices and sugar. You put all of these, you know, chamomile, youth thyme, sprinkle thyme, tarragon, curry. You sprinkle that on there. How about jelly and... Jelly and... Jelly and... You spread butter on it? You spread butter on it? All right. Come on. All right. His brain works differently. We got to get... We got our mind mill. First team to four. First team to four. Okay, you ready? Let's do this. We're going to stay with food. I'm standing up. We're going to stay with food. All right. Weird. They have this down south. It's a restaurant. Ribs. There's one on every corner. It's an actual name of a restaurant. Barbecue. Oh, it's... It's two words. Okay. First word is a cow gives... Milk. Which is a type of... Dairy. Yep. Dairy cow.
Not king, but... Dairy queen. Yep. Oh, my goodness. Oh, gosh. Oh, you're never going to get this. Yeah, I am. Go. I think it's a root vegetable, I think. Rootabaker. You're close. People make, like, pie out of it. Rootabaker pie. No, it's like that, but it's... Oh, gosh. Gosh. The guy that won American Idol and his last name was Stuttered. Stuttering John. No, no, no, no. The big, fat, black guy. Oh, Rupert. Rupert, no. It sounds kind of like that. Isolate. Rupert. Isolate. Oh, shoot. I know what this is. Rhubarb. Rhubarb. No. This is a type of sandwich. Yes. Son of a bitch. Dang it. Gosh. Darn it. Oh, man. He got it. Rutabagan. Stuttering John. Stuttering John. Rutabag. What did he say? Rutabaker. Rutabagan. Rutabaker. M1 Jason from Eastlake. Hang in there. It's tied, okay? It's tied. I know. I know. M1 meter reader, we're tied right now, okay? Hey, stop smoking. Stop smoking. Put the cigarette down. And listen to the joking. Rhymey. Okay, we're going Cytec. All right. Cytec. Here we go. Holy cow, holy cow. Here we go. Oh, it's the number before one. Zero. And it's a type of vodka. Zero. No, no. Zero goose.
Zero, absolute. Absolute zero. That's it. Oh, wow. Your iPod is one of these. MP3 player. Correct. Oh, boy. If you want to watch something in high def, here's the initials for this. HD. Yes, but then also the television part is also abbreviated. HDTV. Yes. I'm going to have to call the F on that one. Listen, if you have a disease, you need to take the... Antidote, yes. Oh, it's an atom. It's called a... Bomb? No, no, it's what it is. A molecule. Yes. Oh, gosh. Harold is one of these. Team one gets a point. Wait, you're starting. You guys are leading. Let them have it. Let them have HDTV. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Television is completely different than TV. Yeah, they can say it. You can say, I give that team no problem. You guys. I give it to him. I give it to him. No problem. Now, they're ahead by one. They're ahead by one. Here we go. Okay. I'm going to entertainment. Okay. Here we go. Are we ready? Yes. Okay. He was married to Sarah Silverman. He has his own talk show. Knight. Knight Conan. Knight Conan. No, no. I swear to God. Knight Conan. Jenny Kimmel. Yep. Who's Jenny Kimmel? My wife. That's her favorite artist. Oh, it's Fiona Apple. Yes.
Oh, all these little TV shows are all over the place. The investigative shows of Miami. CSI. He was in the Funky Bunch. Mark Wahlberg. Mikey really likes this type of shows. Documentaries. It's like the Jersey Shore. Oh, reality shows. Reality documentaries. Another word for the word I'm not allowed to say anymore, apparently. Reality show. Yes! Sorry, what was it? It was reality TV, and I should be able to say effing television. You should have, then. I already got yelled at for it once. Okay. It's tied! We're tied. Dang it. This is my favorite thing. I accidentally hit that. Uh-oh. So now it says that we're tied. I hit it. You cheated. You're good. Two-two. Okay, it is two-to-two. Okay. Where do I pick categories? Where it says categories. That's a good point. Yeah. That's a good one. This is new too. Start is start. I'm choosing everything. Okay. Are you ready? Yep. Just hit start when you're ready. It's not like a bagel. This was a, it's two words. And remember in Greece, it was these two words and then the word dropout. Beauty school. Yes. Oh gosh.
Oh, I take a lesson. I dropped the unit and it hit my stomach and I never get to see his word. Dang it. That's great. So now we're ahead by one. Are we ahead by one? We are. Dropped it and then immediately saw it and said it. I have done that so many times. Stupid, stupid. It finally didn't happen to you. Three to two, us. And we will go sports and games. M1, Jason from Eastlake. If we get one more right, you're a winner. No. You're a winner. And you're going to the Supercross. We got this. I think we got this. Hang on, okay? I don't think so. I don't think so. Team Fit will come. M1, meter reader. Are you scared? Yeah. You should be. You should be. Don't be scared. You should be. Hang on a line. We're going to come from behind. Sports and games. Ready? Let's do it. Not major, but minor. League. Yep. The swimmer, the Olympic swimmer, the guy with the big shoulders. Big shoulders. He got caught smoking pot. Mark Spitz. He was just recently in the Olympics. Jesus. Okay, think of the singer with the last name Jackson. Jackson. Michael. Uh-huh. Michael Stipe. Oh, boy. Michael. Oh, boy. Michael. Come on. The past tense of when you fall.
False. When you fall down. What's the past tense for that? Fallen. Falling. I love him. Michael. Yesterday I. Fell. Yes. Put those two together. Michael. Michael Fell. Fallen. Fellen. God, I can't remember his name. Michael. I can't think of it. I've got nothing else. Oh, God. Markle Fallen. Michael Fallen. Michael. Michael. Michael Fell. Michael Fellman. Michael Fell. Michael Fell. Michael Fells. Michael Fallen. Yeah. Michael Fell. Michael Fallon! She might as well have said the word fell. I know. And he was still like, what? What? What? Michael Fallon! Michael fell down yesterday! Oh, such gold. Oh, my God! What? People must have been in their heart.
screaming their heads off. I think I had a vein pop out. Oh, yeah. You were like, just say it. Say it. We're like Sam Kinison in back to school. And here was the great part. I looked up at Lauren. And you could see in her eyes when he got fell. You could see in her eyes, we just won. We got it. We got it. We just won because he just realized. You want to know the truth? You want to know the truth? When she said, At the very beginning of it, swimmer with broad shoulders. I knew it was Michael Phelps, but could not think of his name. Right. She taught me his name. During the course of it, I was like, what is that guy's name? And she goes, Jackson, you know, and I go, oh, Michael. And I still didn't remember. I still didn't remember. And then she said, it's the opposite of standing in yesterday. I did it. I'm like, Phelps. Oh, Michael Phelps. Just like that. And then. Jay. Just, he wanted it. He wanted it. It wasn't there. Team Fat in the house. M1 Jason from Eastlake. Weird. Congratulations. Team Fat. Team Fat. Hang in the line. Wow. I'm sure there will be some audio from some of the things that came out of Jay's house that will be able to be used. For sure. Michael Stein. Stein. Yes.
There is a hundred percent chance. I love it. I think I hurt myself. He said Mackle at once. Mackle! Mackle! Mackle! Oh my gosh. Hey, did you guys see the weird thing at Gillespie Field with a dude? The airplane? Oh my gosh. Dude, this was yesterday? So, the guy and this woman are in the hangar. In one of these prop planes. Prop plane means it has a propeller. And they're coasting out. Well, it stalls. So he gets out and he does something that you're never supposed to do. They tell you in flight school, don't try to start the propeller by hand. You can. It'll work. But don't do it. Because as soon as you do, 2,000 RPMs hit the guy. Oh, God. Took him to the hospital. Didn't make it. He didn't make it? No, dude. Flight instructor at the place says it's so dangerous. And once that thing gets spinning, you've got to be careful. 2,000 revolutions per minute, that thing. Holy cow. And I don't know if he thought that he could handle it, he could do it, he could whatever. But I saw that this morning. They're showing on the news, Gillespie Field. It's hideous. Where it was.
You know, there was a model that that happened to, too, but she didn't die. No, she lost her eye. Yeah, it's a model. She's a part of her hand. She's from Dallas. It's a beautiful, beautiful girl. Is she doing the same thing? No, she was getting out to go say thank you to the pilot and walked into a spinning propeller. She didn't see it. And she's okay. She's okay, but she lost an eye and part of her hand. She's alive, man. She's gorgeous, too. Yeah. So Jay says in his recap, That he got Girl Scout cookies. Thin mints. Tagalongs. And? Samosa. Oh. It's not supposed to be that. It's Samoas. Spill check. It was. It was supposed to be Samoas. But he put samosas. Can't catch a break. Well, there's. It doesn't make me feel that bad. Because he's allowed to eat Girl Scout cookies. He is. I got them early. Nobody else has them, apparently. You got the bootlegs. Yeah, you got bootleg. Can't tell you where I got them, though, either. What do you mean? It's a secret. You stole them from a little girl's garage. They're not supposed to be selling them yet, is what I found out. They're not supposed to be selling them until 9 a.m. on Saturday. Did you pay? You paid for these. I paid for them, yeah. Good.
Yeah, absolutely. They fell off a truck. Mike, what do you think? That I would take free food? I know a guy. I know a guy who knows. Can I get that number? They're going to start selling them on Saturday. I don't want to wait until Saturday. I want to have a thin mint. They don't even start until Saturday? Tonight. Saturday. To distribute them. Oh. We haven't had a little girl come to the door. Well, they don't do that anymore. Now they just have them. What? They just have them. They come up to your house. You don't order them. You're just like, hey, you want cookies? Bam. Oh, yeah. Here you go. Yeah, they got them on them. I'd be afraid to get jumped by, like, a big fat guy. Yeah, right? Somebody like me knows that you have them. Hey, little girl. He's pulled up with a U-Haul to your house. Yeah. He looked at me. Beep, beep. And in his face, you could just see the joy. Happiness. The joy, the happiness. It's like when his kid was born. The same look. It's the same look. Same look. Pride. Pride. Joy.
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This little girl has called in for a couple of days in a row, and what's your name, sweetheart? Hello. Hey, Kylie. How are you? Good. What did you want to tell everybody? I've called in before about this, and I know you talked about it a while ago, but Girl Scout cookies have been on sale since... Last Sunday. Okay. So if you want to get them, you can get them now, but you've got to find a Girl Scout that's selling them. That's a good sales pitch that girl gave me. And if you want to, I can come by the office sometime. Look at this little entrepreneur. She's selling. Little entrepreneur. She knows she's going to sell a truckload. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I will buy some from Kylie. I will, too. I will, too. I mean, I'm just trying to help out. That's all.
Okay, fine. Can you be here today at 9 o'clock? Yes, can you? We'll buy some from you. I can't come in today. I can come in Friday. She's looking at her day planner right now. Friday. Yeah, she's looking at her day planner. So you guys bring cash. Friday, good. We'll have cash on Friday. All right, thanks Kylie. Thank you. See you Friday. I haven't said the word of the day yet, and we're going to get to that story about what's on the bottom of the ocean in just a second. Woodsy, what's going on with the Raiders? Well, they have announced their new head coach. It is Dennis Allen. Dennis Allen was the former defensive coordinator for the Denver Broncos. Here he is at his press conference yesterday. If you're passionate about the message that you believe in, I firmly believe that you can get people to follow you. And our message to these players is that we're going to look for tough, smart, hardworking. committed football players that want to be the best. There's no Al Davis. And we're not going to settle for anything less than that. There's no Al Davis. Exactly. In his first order of business, he went ahead and hired Houston Texans quarterbacks coach Greg Knapp. Greg Knapp was also the offensive coordinator for the Raiders before 2007 and 2008. Also, Major League Baseball has announced its 2012 start times. It will kick off in Japan.
With the Oakland A's and Seattle Mariners having a two-game series on March 28th and 29th. Opening night on American soil will be Wednesday, April 4th. When the Marlins, they have Heath Bell now, will take on the world champion St. Louis Cardinals. 7.05 Eastern, so that's 4.05 our time on April 4th. You know, the weather has been getting a little chillier after we had that warm spell here. Imagine... Cold that is so cold that the actual ocean freezes solid. You know, the Baltic Ocean gets very, very cold up by Sweden and Norway. Have you ever seen those underwater deals like in the beginning of Titanic? Those things that they look like mini submarines and they go down and they got big searchlights on them. Well, this guy, he's one of these treasure hunters. He actually went down, found a...
shipwreck and brought up tons and tons of bottles of priceless champagne. And up until this point, he had only, that was probably the biggest thing that he found. Let me recap you. We had been out for nine days and well, we were quite tired and we were on our way home, but we, well, made the final run with the sonar fish and suddenly this thing turned up. And well, my first reaction was to tell the guys that, hey, we have a UFO here on the bottom. I saw the sonar. The sonar is shaped. Picture the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars. Picture that.
Sonar readings show it's about 60 metres across, or the size of a jumbo jet, and it's not on its own down there. The Ocean Explorer team also found another smaller disc-shaped object nearby. Both show a rigid tail or drag marks more than 400 metres long. Their size and distinctive shape are generating some peculiar theories. A plug to an inner world, or a marine version of Stonehenge. 400 meters, by the way, are the drag marks. That's 1,312 feet. That's how far the drag marks go. 437 yards. So for anybody that was thinking, well, it's probably just an old ship. An old ship that's the size of a jumbo jet. An old ship that dragged for 1,312 feet under the water. Or roughly four and a half football fields. And then came to rest this jumbo jet sized thing that's shaped like the millennial fucking in the Baltic freaking ocean. And it's out there right now. They haven't started the process of digging it up, but they're going to. Come on. Dig it, dig, dig. What a score. What is it? What is it? What is it? What a score that is. That's a score.
No matter what it is, it's different. It's weird. And no one knows what it is. Did you say how deep it was down? They didn't say. Well, what they did say, you know, because I read the story as well. And what they have said is that it is extraordinarily deep. Well, because they go down there with these. What do you call it? They go down with the unmanned sub. Yep, exactly. It's got little hands and stuff you can control. It's cool. They were cutting holes through ice to get in there? They cut holes through the ice, and they went down, and they started taking a look just to hopefully find some treasure. They were sweeping also with radar, and all of a sudden, they started to hit something. And so they got an entire shape, and they took a photograph of the sonar. And it looks like the Millennium Falcon, only it's the size of a jumbo jet. And they were also able to see the drag marks that it made when it made its final descent or when it came to rest. If you can understand what I'm saying, it dragged itself along the bottom of the ocean as if it landed into the ocean. Holy crap. At great speed. And way deep. Way deep. Way deep.
Way deep. So it would have to go down? Well, you're going to guess that it, yeah, it hit the water and it dragged when it hit the bottom. But hey, listen, it could be a pirate ship or something like that. No, it couldn't. A submarine? Well, it couldn't be a submarine because it isn't shaped like a submarine. And it's also, if a submarine had gone down, it wouldn't drag itself 1,312 feet. Weird. I'm officially creeped out. And be... Shaped the size of a jumbo jet. It's shaped like a disc almost. Yeah, it's shaped like a disc. With a little cutout. You don't know what the Millennium Falcon looks like, but the length across is the size of a jumbo jet. Well, yes, absolutely the size of a jumbo jet. And whatever it was, hit the bottom of the ocean and then skid for four football fields. And then finally came to rest at the bottom of the Baltic Ocean.
Do you think they'll be able to pull it up? Yeah, I do. I think they're going to start. This is news today. So I think they're going to start the process of, what is this thing? Would that not be the coolest freaking experience to be on that boat? Scary, too. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. You wouldn't want to be on there? Hell no. What if there's aliens inside? Well, then you've seen something that not a lot of people have seen. But what if they're living? No. And they want to be left alone. I don't. You just blew my mind. I don't want any single. Yeah, I don't want any part of it. I wouldn't want. Hey, I'll watch the news reports. Yeah. I'll watch the news reports. I want to be on there. I want to be putting my head. Not in the sub, but I want to be on the boat at the top looking over the thing when they're pulling stuff up out of it. Let's say you're in the boat on the top and all of a sudden you see a big bubble. Then. Yeah, I pooped my pants. A bigger bubble, like the size of a big boat. And then. A bubble comes up the size of a cruise liner. And something just starts rising out of the ocean. I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. Some big steel thing. Or what if the crew never resurfaced? Oh, my God. And you're there by yourself. Guys, I'll be up here. You're by yourself. There is nothing creepier than deep, dark, cold, murky water, except for deep, dark, cold, murky water.
With something the size of a jumbo jet laying at the bottom of the ocean and no one knows what it is and it's shaped like the Millennium Falcon and came to rest and skid for 1,312 feet. I have to know. I have to know. I gotta be there. We're gonna. We're gonna know. I'm going to the Baltic Ocean this weekend. Yeah, tell us. I will. You're gonna be there anyway. I'll get some audio. You're gonna be there anyway. Yeah, I was gonna go anyway. It'd be awesome. And cruise to the Baltic Sea. Yes. Oh my gosh. That's fascinating. Well, we'll know soon. Wow. It's breaking news and we just found out about it. Hey, speaking of breaking news, remember the kid that got beat up? Well, he was, I believe he was killed. The kid at Bird Rock? Yeah. Remember this story? Really, really. Was he killed? Yeah, with one punch. Was, let's see. His name was Emery Ka'anui, Hawaiian kid, 24, second degree murder. Oh, my gosh. Okay, now this, he was convicted in 2008. It was a sucker punch from this kid that did it, Seth Cravens. Seth Cravens sucker punched him. He's a right-hander, but sucker punched him with his left. They were able to prove that he had a reputation for beating and bullying people in the La Jolla area. He ran with a group there in La Jolla.
That called themselves the bandits. Oh, yeah. I read about these guys. Yep. It's before my time here, but I read all about these guys. Bird rock bandits. Such a shame all around. It's a shame all around. Well, yesterday, the state Supreme Court upheld his conviction. And so that means that he's going to serve five years. Or no, excuse me. This happened five years ago. Sorry about that. But because they upheld the conviction, he's staying in jail. Good. Good. Yeah, good. Maybe don't hit people. Well, here's the thing, man. You guys know where I stand on bullying. This was a tough thing because I remember when we talked about the Bird Rock Bandits, there was some people, oh, they're good kids. Hey, man, if you're beating people up. Yeah, if you're bullying people. If you get in a fight and you throw down and somebody gets hurt, that's different. That's age old. Right. But, I mean, if your whole deal is, I can't stand the dude that's like, I want to go out and get in a fight tonight. I never got that dude. Never got that dude. M1 Scooby from North Park. Go ahead. Hey, I was wondering about the UFO thing. Do you know when that object might have been put there or whatever? They don't know. They have no idea. They don't know. They don't even know what it is. They don't know what it is yet. They don't know what it is yet. That's creepy.
You see where it is, though, in the Baltic Sea. It's kind of close to where the Tunguska event happened up in Russia. What is that? See, that's what I was wondering, too. What is that? It was an explosion that happened in 1908. They also think that was like a UFO that exploded in the air and caused a huge, like a firestorm in the forest in Russia. In the 1800s? 1908. 1908? Tunguska? Yeah. I got to check that out. I was wondering if it was part of like a European, some European's military. Something that went down that was never exposed. Really? Maybe the Russians had some sort of vessel. Maybe they had the Millennium Falcon. Maybe they did, for all we know. Could it be that they watch Star Wars and think it is documentary? And they say, we must replicate. We must. The Americans have clearly come up with something and we can't let this happen. It's George Lucas. George Lucas. It's my identical Indian voice too. Yes. It's identical. Why is it that? I don't know. Your Russian sounds like... I'm not a freaking impressionist. Can we have some vodka? There you go. That will help you. At least my Russian. Vakra. What's that, Jay? Vakra.
Vaka. Vaka. Is that your Russian language? Is that your J? Let me hear you do some of your Russian. I don't do Russian. Sure you do. Of course you do. Aye, we want some Russian vaka. There you go. Aye. Aye. The Russian pirate. Oh, Russian. This Millennium Falcon will not fly. I don't have a Russian accent. It's McRussian. McRussian. McRussian. Aye, man. Thank you for the call. Let's see. M1 Ariel from San Diego. Hi. Good. I just wanted to comment about the Bird Rock Bandits. I grew up with all these kids. And honestly, you know what? They're all good kids. And it was a mistake. Although Seth Cravens is a bully. You know, like, he actually really did hurt a lot of kids. Did they pick on people? Well, then they're a bunch of turds. That sucks. That's exactly what a gang is. That's what a gang is, man. If you pick on people, you're a turd. My kid's autistic. Well, yeah, you can. They killed somebody. You know?
And if the reason that they exist is that they want to be badasses and pick on people, they're cowards. That's the worst form of cowardice. First of all, when you have a group of guys beating up on one guy, that's cowardice. That's cowardice. The fact that you're all in a group of people that do that. A group? I mean, come on. Don't give me the good kid bit. Listen. If these guys got together and their purpose was to give the charity, a group of good kids. Right. If their purpose is to kick ass, they're a bunch of punks. Yeah, and you can be a gang even if you have money. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Yeah, totally. It doesn't matter. That doesn't sound like good kids to me. It sounds like punks. It really goes both ways. I don't know. They pick on people. How old were they when it happened? What's that? Do you know how old they were when it happened? Yeah, they were in high school. They're just out of high school. I hate that crap, man. Yeah, it's just, I think that their intent was not to kill people. Gangs have the intent sometimes to kill people. They wanted to kick ass. They wanted to kick some ass. But it doesn't make them, it still makes them turds. It makes them bullies, yeah. They're bullies, man. Have the rest of them kind of gone the straight and narrow? Do you still know them? Do I still not? No, I'm not friends with any of them anymore. Well, here's the deal, man. A lot of bullies grow up to go the straight and narrow. Yeah.
So that's why I think that bullies should only go to prison for five years. But I do believe that bullies should go to prison. I can't stand it. And maybe that's the way God wired me, man, because I have an autistic son who I love a lot. And if anything ever got, if he got bullied, man, first of all, Uncle Woods would probably kick some ass. You watch out. Uncle Woods would kick some ass. But yeah, you know. Uncle Woods doesn't mind doing a little time. Yeah, man. I mean. Yeah, he does. No, he doesn't. Not for that. Careful what you wish for. Yeah. Hey, listen, man. Bullies, I got no sympathy for bullies. I'm not going to hear the good kid bit. I think it's a bunch of crap. M1 Maiden fans on the line from Penasquitos. What's up, dude? Hey, good morning, guys. Morning. Those guys are exactly what our society does not need. Yeah. We don't need people walking around flexing their muscles and taking advantage of people and bullying. I agree. If these guys are positive.
That'd be great. That guy deserves to be in jail for 20 years. Oh, yeah. Whatever he got is not enough. He was on his way to killing someone for a long time. Yeah, it just happened sooner than it probably should have. Hey, thanks for the call. I appreciate it. Check this out. A white powder is found inside of a packet that gets sent to Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the controversial sheriff in Maricopa County in Arizona. Also, you want to play the Incorporator with us? Where are we going to get a call today, Jay? Today's call goes to... It's an exterminator. Yeah, exterminator. An exterminator. All right, Woods is the incorporator. You need to call us right now, 570-1949, and give us words that Woods can incorporate into a sentence. The Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Buddy, down here in the cup holder. Yeah, it's us. You spare change. Now, look, this might seem strange, but frankly, we've had it with just being tossed in here and forgotten about.
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Short. It's hearsay. It's thin dong. That is hearsay. It's not hearsay. Your liar friend Woods who's jealous. I've got visual confirmation. You are the only one. Woods was on a golf course with you. Yes, on a golf course. And we were playing golf. Yeah, and saw you tinkling and said that you have a thin, skinny wiener. And he's wrong. I have somebody that will not collaborate his story. Well, it's probably your wife. Yeah. Do you mean corroborate? Is that or that either. Isolate. Well. Collaborate. It's out of context. It's out of context. Word of the day is whiskey. I haven't said it yet. I haven't said whiskey yet. When I do, caller number nine at 570-1949. We'll get SeaWorld tickets. You got to be listening real intently. And I still have the anthrax story coming up. There was a white powder that was delivered to Sheriff Joe Arpaio. And we will explain. Let's leave the room, please. It was not me.
that sent that white powder to Joe Arpaio. Thanks for clearing that up. We know that it wasn't you. Watch out, boys. He'll chew you up. Here he comes. Watch out, boys. When Woods used to work in sales to keep him and his buddies in sales entertained, they used to play the incorporator. They would go to each other's cubicles and they would say words to one another while the other was on a sales call. And the object was incorporate that word into your conversation. Without the person being any wiser. And so when Woods came on to the Mikey show, we thought this could be a fun thing for us to do. And oh, has it been. So here are the words. The first word is Woods' least favorite word of all. Panties. Oh. He does eight words. We're calling a pest control place. Second word is ham, which I will say ham.
Weird. Third word is toad. Fourth word is egg McMuffin. Fifth word is trampoline. Sixth word is pasty. Seventh word is arm wrestle. And the eighth word is canned food. He's got to incorporate those into the sentence now. He can do those, no problem. I'll feed him the words, but the person on the phone will only be able to hear Woods, not me. Come on in. I always give him the first word. You ready for the first word? I'm ready. Panties. Oh, boy. We just closed his eyes, put his head back. He hates that word. Oh, God, I hate that word. All right, I'm going to do Jay today. I'm going to be Jay. Here we go. Yeah, let's go. Plugmaster Fest Control, how can I help you? How you doing, man? My name is Jason R. Isbell. My wife's got her panties in a bunch because we got some ants running around my house. Yeah, I left some ham out.
And some bitches got all over it, man. I need some help. Yeah, that'll do it. That'll do it. Yeah. What about, you know, I saw also, I don't know if this even one has anything to do with the other one, but I saw a toad on the front porch. You think they're trying to get the ants? Well, maybe they are. I don't know. Right, right. But we can definitely take care of that ant problem for you. Yeah, man. Like I said, these sumbitches are all over the house, man. I ate my kid's Egg McMuffin. She left out. Yeah, I said for my son, Jasper. He left it out. It was an Egg McMuffin that I stole from a guy I found on the street. Trampoline. Yeah, he's out jumping on the trampoline right now. So we had to get him out of the house because there's so many ants in here. Sure. It will be the best time for us to come out there. Well, hey, listen. I didn't say I was buying nothing yet. I got about, well, 150, 175 more places to call. Okay. You know, look, I ain't feeling too well. I'm looking pasty. I'm sickly. But I will hunt for a bargain. All right. Well, you know. I got a deal for you. If y'all come out here and I beat you at arm wrestling, y'all do the work for free. How does that sound like a plan?
That's not a deal that I can make. That's not a deal you can make? That's not a deal that I can make. What if I hit you over the head with canned food, like a jar of green beans? No? No. You're going to make me pay for it? No. We are going to make you pay for it, but I'm going to tell you, we've got one of the best deals around. We're very affordable. We use all natural chemicals. I don't care about any of that. I don't care. I could care less about the environment. If you have any pet pets or anything like that, you know, it won't harm your pets. Yeah, I got a pet, but I just use him for meat. Well, I'll let you go. My wife's breaking my balls. I'll call you back.
Wow. I had to hang up. He was laughing. Oh, my gosh. I had to freaking hang up. Oh, my gosh. That was great. I do care about the environment. I know you do. She's in for me. She's in for me. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Always fun. Dude, I was doing everything I could to stifle. I was in the zone today. They weren't going to get me. I was in the zone. You were definitely in the zone. That is called the Incorporator. And our boy Stephen R. Woods cannot be had. He's good. So there was white powder that was sent to Sheriff Joe. He actually took the package home. Now, here's the weird thing about it. See, the powder that was in this envelope, the envelope says President Obama.
Like it was supposed to be sent to President Obama. The return address is Sheriff Joe. And so they were trying to, whoever did this was sort of trying to give the inference that it was coming from Sheriff Joe. It wasn't coming from Sheriff Joe. They don't know what it is yet. We don't know if it's anthrax. We just know it's white powder. The whole 19th floor of the sheriff's office was temporarily evacuated after they found it. It said to President Obama, resign or die, here's some anthrax for you. And then they put the return address to Arpaio to make it look like he did it. Arpaio gets it returned, and he's like, what is this? So instead of researching it, they returned it? Yeah, I know, right? It's so weird. I know. Well, Secret Service is looking into it, but I kind of thought that too. Like, why?
They just were like, we're not opening this. Send it back. Send it back to Sheriff Joe. Yeah. They didn't open it. But now they know about it because Sheriff Joe got it at his house, opened it, saw it, took it back to the office, and was like, hey, look at this. He sent me some stuff. Maybe the proper postage wasn't on there. Yes. Yes. Maybe that was it. Weird. That's actually not a bad theory. It could be because I thought the same thing. I was like, why did it not? Why didn't the Secret Service open it and figure out what it was? Justin Bieber is going to host Saturday Night Live. Nice Bieber. Woods just hit his head on the microphone. That should be great. Yeah, they are. You know what? I bet the first time it was announced that Justin Timberlake was going to do it, people thought that was going to be lame. He's genius. But we've seen Bieber in something. Yeah, we have. He was terrible. Terrible. CSI or something, right? Yeah. Yeah, that is true. That is true. I'll watch it because I have to see the train wreck, so I will watch it in its entirety. So that's probably why they did it too. Who's the best guest that you've ever seen? Best host? Host or even musical guest or whatever. Baldwin? Yep, Baldwin. Baldwin. Timberlake's up there. Timberlake is right up there. He's pretty good. He's awesome. He's hysterical on that show. So this is a pretty crazy email that we got. L-O-B got it.
Told me about it. I said, I'd like to use that for the air. Says, L.O.B., I want a girl's opinion and because I listen to you on the radio, it feels like I know you. Does that make any sense? Question mark. Anyway, I want to get a tattoo on my back with my girlfriend's name. I'm an artist and I drew something up and she's against it. What's up with that? Would you not want that? M1 Ryan. So, L.O.B., would you want that or would you not want that? I would not want that. You would not? I feel like that's a stamp of a curse. Yeah. It's a curse. Mm-hmm. I say that if she's against it, she's also hedging her bets with dude. Could be, but... Or she just maybe hates tattoos. Yeah. He's not the one. He's not the one. No.
If he was the one, she'd be all in. That's not true. No. That is definitely not true. No, I'm with somebody now who I think is the one, and if he wanted to do that, I'd be like, don't do that. Wouldn't you love it? I would think that you would love that. No way. The dill killer, for sure. What's a dill killer? Like a pickle murderer? It's somebody that comes up behind a pickle and just stabs it. He's just getting in both barrels in there. It's true, though, you know. People that have gotten tattoos of names, it is a curse. It's not always a curse. Pretty much always. You can't say always. It's only not a curse when it's somebody that is your family. But if it's a lover. Look at Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder. Oops. It's a curse. Heidi Klumann's heel. Oh, crap. What about Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson? It doesn't work, man. It doesn't work. It's a curse. Hey, if I put Jamie on my arm today, we'd be fine. Trust me. I tattooed Rebecca's birth date on my arm. We broke up. I had to cover it. It's covered. Yeah, it's covered. But you can faintly see under there. That'll happen. Holy cow. Yeah, you can. Yeah, you can. Who thought that would go out of style?
You know, they're doing this real cool thing with barbwire. You can get barbwire. What is barbwire? What is barbwire? What is barbwire? He just said barbwire. Is that a new guy in sales? Yeah, barbwire. Robert wire. Robert wire. Yeah, we call him barbwire. I'm going to have to start speaking like this. Barbwire. Fine. Fine. Barbwire. Barbwire. Hi, Jay. This is Robert Wire. Wanted to talk to you about a potential endorsement. Bob Wire? It's Robert Wire. It's Bob Wire. You're the new guy in sales. Just call me Robert, please. Well, I've been told that you work here. I like to go a lot, a lot more casual. Okay. So I'm going to call you Bob Wire. Okay. That will do. Sounds like I'm saying Bob Wire, but I'm not. I'm saying your name. What's Bob Wire?
See, that's where people get confused because they sound so similar. That's why I always go by Robert. Your name is Bob Wire, but when I say that, people think I'm saying Bob Wire. You should go by Richard. Richard. Yeah, well, he don't. I just shortened that up. He don't. He goes by Bob Wire, not to be confused with Bob Wire, which is what you put on your fence. I've got to go. I've got a sales call I have to go on. All right, Bob. Good riddance, Richard. That's Bob Wire. Not to be confused with Bob Weyer. Bob Weyer. I love him. He's a fountain of oil. My favorite thing is when he's in the middle of getting me and he does it. Because he was getting me and getting me good. That's the best. It's the only thing that saves me. What is your opinion about the tattoo and getting the tattoo? I'm on Harold San Marcos. What do you think? I think like Wood said, you know, if she doesn't like it, that means she's out. I don't agree with that. My wife and I are going on 17 years and she thinks that's...
Stupid. Well, you're married, pal. These guys aren't married. Doesn't matter. That was even the agreement before we got married. Not to ever do it? No. In this case, he's like, hey, babe, I really want to get your name tattooed on. She's like, oh, God, please don't. So you have to be married for her to say that she doesn't want to? No. If you are married, though, she can be like, no, I think that's stupid. We're already married. What if you're not married, though? I know. Like, these guys aren't married. So that means she's out on it just because she... She has to say she thinks it's okay? No, that's one potential thing is that she could be like, well, I don't know that I'm going to be with this guy forever. She's not sure. Yeah, but she could just not like it. It doesn't mean she's out on them. She could not like it. That's one option. That's one option. Another option is she don't think enough of him. Yeah. And doesn't think that he's the one. And doesn't want him looking like an idiot having, you know, Denise on his back. And she's, you know, she's off with Brad somewhere. That's right. M1 San Diego from San Diego. Are you there? You betcha. What do you think? Good morning. Well, you know, I think your kids are safe. If you're into tattoos and, you know, your kids are safe, well, you know, you never know, I guess. I would hope once you're married, you stay married and kind of work through it like a job. Yeah. But, you know, one of the best cover-up tattoos I've ever seen, and this guy had a really big name on his forearm, you know, and it had his girlfriend on it. And he went to go get it covered up, and it was going to cost him, like,
$400 or $500, what he wanted to cover up. So the guy just said, put a stamp void right over it. Big red letters. Stamp right on his forearm. It was great. Wow. A circle with a line through it. Wow. A big void. Big void stamp. Wow. Hey, listen. My wife, Rebecca, said that she would love it if I got her name tattooed on me. Now, she's the opposite of tattoo girl. Right. But she thinks it would be great. I won't do it. Really? I think it's a curse, man. It is a curse. Yeah, I wouldn't do it. I think it's like Madden. It's like being asked to be on the cover of Madden. Yeah, you're like, yeah, it sounds great. It sounds great. So you know you've got a high ankle sprain now for the year. Yes. Hey, Mikey. Yeah. Hey, if you... Now, I have my... I've been married a long time, and I was going to put my wife's tattoo of her name on me. Don't. What I did was I incorporated into a really cool... kind of design, and I know this sounds pretty bad, but if anything were to happen, you could pretty much fill in the lines and make it whatever it was designed to be. So like a fish and put Rebecca in there. Oh, yeah. So because the word Rebecca is already shaped like an antelope, I could just draw in the antlers and stuff and be done with it. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Too late, by the way. M1.
Bye Guy from Chula Vista. Hey, how's it going, guys? What's up? I had a comment on the whole tattoo name. I actually got my wife's name tattooed on my chest, and when I had gotten it done, we were only dating for like three or four months at the time. I'll tell you what, if I didn't have... giant T's, I would do the chest tattoo because that is hard looking, man. It looks so cool. I would have old English across my chest, but the problem is that I have double D cups. Save that clip, L.O.B. Yeah. Good year. Save that clip. Good year. Gosh darn it. Oh, I've paid for it tonight. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. The best thing about it, though, is, you know, I mean, we're still together. I mean, we just got married a year ago, and I'm just, you know, we're still in love. I knew she was the one I was going to marry, and, you know, I couldn't be any happier. She was actually kind of concerned, like, are you sure you want to get stabbed? I'm telling you, man.
And I was just like, go for it. I'm going to go for it, you know? If my wife wanted me to do it, I would do it. I would get it on my arm or, like, here on my breast. You are. You'd be cursing yourself, Donald. Yeah, you would. That girl, until one of us goes, that's my girl. That's a true statement. Yeah, but I believe you. But you realize that when you got married, you believe the same thing. Everybody believes the same thing. Now, I'm not saying you'll ever get a divorce because you probably won't, and I probably won't. But I think that it's the Madden deal, man. Yeah. I don't. No? I think it's bad. I think it's pretty badass. I do, too. And if she wanted to get my initials somewhere, I'd be like, all right. Oh, yeah. I'd love it if Rebecca would put my initials on somewhere. She doesn't like tattoos on her. Yeah. She won't do tattoos on her. She doesn't have any. Jamie has a couple little tiny ones. It's always the conservative girls that like the guys with the tattoos. All my tattoos are for show anyway. I wanted people to think I was tough because I'm a big wuss. Mm-hmm. Isolate that clip too, L.O.B. Just save that one. Just save that and mark it down. We already have one like that. Oh, we do? Okay. I noticed, L.O.B., that when I gave that fact about myself, you were very quick to say, humans despise me.
Mikey, it's okay. It's okay, dude. A lot of people like you. I know a lot of people that like you. They genuinely like you. I know a couple people. I have a loud cry. That's okay, too. Baby, you're okay. It's okay. Jay's playing clips of me. A lot of people keep me as a pet. Well, that's weird. That's a sexual proclivity of yours. I'm an animal. I'm not an animal. I'm an animal. I'm not an animal. I'm an animal. I'm not an animal. You're arguing yourself. I'm not an animal. I'm not an animal. I'm not an animal. Do you know that scientists did a test and found out what part of your body feels the best to scratch? I know the answer. And I'll tell you what it is. I'm also going to give you three clips from three new songs from the new Van Halen record. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. When we return. Steal Snoop Dogg and D.I. D.I. Guess who's back? Showdown. Bye, gorgeous. Good job. Here's traffic. Excellent job. Huh? 570-1949. Ha, ha, ha. Or text. That is funny. At 949mikey at gmail.com. More coming up in just a couple. FM 94.9. Grab your smartphone. San Diego County Credit Union is proud to introduce SDCCU Mobile Deposit. It's an easy solution when you don't have the time to spare. All you have to do is check, snap, deposit. Enroll today at SDCCU.com.
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That are going to do it with her. Well, they're going to dance with her. I'm going to ask these ladies if I can post their pictures because they're all... Oh, yeah. That is brilliant. You? You. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, we're talking to you. You're good, you. You are good. You. No, no, no, no. You. You're good. No, no, no, no. You're good. You're good. Jihadis with a body. No, you're good. Don't let anybody... You're good. February 17th. It's a Friday. Get the day off. Take it all day off from work, come hang out with us. It's going to be so fun. This is maybe the event I'm looking forward to most of all that we've had. It's going to be so packed. House of Blues. I've heard people say they're going to spend the night because they want to be up close. See, Mikey's show events, they're weird in how many people come out. They're weird. It's going to be a blast. It's going to be awesome so you can see Hammered J. It's going to be awesome.
Hammered me, probably. Hammered LLV. Woods' wife texted back and said she would love it if you got a tattoo of her. She did. I texted her and said, do you want me to get your name tattooed on me? And she wrote back, yes, exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point. It's a done deal. Woods says done deal. Done deal. You should just cover up that softball. Yeah, that flaming softball. You bastards. Yeah. Why would you get a softball? Yeah, why would you get a softball? I hate you guys. I didn't think you even played softball. M1 David from Temecula, what was the word of the day? Whiskey. You were listening very intent. And you just won, dude. You're going to SeaWorld. Hang on the line. That was the word of the day. And he got it. Which body part feels the best to scratch? L.O.B., take a guess. The back. Woods. Boys. Wintertime. Jay. Let's see. I would say the inner thigh. You guys like Ron Jeremy. God. Darn. It feels good. Look at that. Right there. It's good. It needs a little tension. God, he's disgusting. Inner thigh? John Holmes in there. Yeah. Ron Jeremy called in. He's like, that guy is...
Gross. He's making my skin crawl, Mikey. It's Ron Jeremy. Darn him. Scientists did a study. They found out that the best place to scratch that feels the absolute best, and when I say it, you'll go, oh, yeah, it does. I have another guess. Go ahead. Go ahead. Your foot. You're very close. Feels good. Grendel? Ah. You know when your ankle itches? Oh, yeah. You know when your ankle itches and you just grit your teeth and you get in there? You know why? You've got real good access to it. Yes. And you can get anywhere around it. No problem. And the bone there? Yeah. It helps. Oh, that's good. It helps. You can take your own, your other shoe and just get it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You take your shoe. Maybe science folks can know something important like cancer. They're like, who part itches more? Jay, just having fun, buddy. I mean. I'm just saying. It's been all this night on studies. Freaking mother effers are trying to figure out what's going on with your ankle. That's it? Hey, Wood, I heard you did a Super Bowl story earlier. Maybe you'd talk about, I don't know, pediatric cancer. Yeah. Hey, listen. Matt, instead of spending so much time talking about damn UFOs, why don't you mention Darfur? Jay, what's Darfur? Darfur. Darfur. You know what that is.
Gosh, Debbie Downer in there. Hey, I'm just saying, it's stupid. Mack, are you aware that there is a giant growing homeless population here in San Diego? Maybe you discuss that. That's right, Mack. AIDS. What about AIDS? There's a war. What about the war? Talk about the war. Can we get a death count? Can we do an election talk, please? Listen, you're going to talk about this stupid thing and breast cancer still exists? I'm just saying. Larry King in there. What are you? You got to do a study. Study something important. Jay, you had no problem when we had a study talking about how men can handle pain more than women. That is a true statement. That is a true statement. Hey, listen. I ain't arguing with this thing. The ankle. When you get a mosquito bite on your ankle. Oh. You almost hope for it. You almost want it. Well, and who has ever gotten a mosquito bite on their ankle? And not made themselves bleed. Because nobody. You scratch it. You want it. There you go. Get it, man. Get it. And why is it that we will do this, too? You will do this. But why is it that every single mother says, don't scratch it? Mom, can I ask you a question, Mom? Did you ever not scratch? Yeah, seriously. Yeah, you just walked around just itching all day. You were itchy, but you never scratched. Is that the deal?
Because mom always says, don't scratch it. You'll make it worse. Don't pick it. Your zits. Don't pick it. Mom, are you telling me that growing up, you didn't have one zit? You had that kind of self-discipline. Michael, they called me pizza face when I was in high school. Yeah, because I wouldn't pick. I wouldn't pick a scratch. I was way too smart than to take my finger and actually relieve pressure in my face. Every mom says, don't pick it. Don't scratch it. And you want to, you didn't do it. Yeah, you want to. You had that kind of self-control. You want to choke slam them when they tell you. Not as I do. Yesterday, I was talking to a lady from AIS, one of our clients. And she was saying that she knew somebody that their kid, well, their teenage kid got into a fender bender. And she, you know, she was really worried about it and stuff. And she said, well, she told her. It's okay. She said, teenagers almost have to get in that first wreck. And I thought about it. And I was like, I think that may be true. I did. Yeah, I did. My parents didn't know about it, but I did. You did? Yeah, before I had my license, I took my sister's car out for a spin. Are you kidding? Yeah. You're a hellion. You are, man. You're a hellion. I hit there like the wooden...
They call them like railroad ties on the side of my parents' driveway. Whack! Right into it. Oh, Lauren O'Brien. And then you just left it. No, I had my friend that was, and then I drove over to his house. He like did auto body and had one of those suction cup thingies. Oh, he pulled it out. Oh, wow. That is brilliant. You kind of have to, though. You kind of got to go through it. It is a right passage. You got to cry your way out of a ticket. Right, Mike? Wow, that was a loud cry. I was really hoping that was one of those things you would disagree with me on. No, that Ella B. loves her mic humor. All right, you ready? I got three clips from three Van Halen songs. This one's called The Trouble With Never. Eddie is showing off real good. Well, but it sounds like 80s. You like it? I like this too. It sounds pretty good. His voice does.
I thought this was lame. When you throw Tweedledum and Tweedledumber into a song. This one's called She's the Woman. And this was originally supposed to be on their first album and it got canned. Recycling stuff. Woods just took his headphones off. No, I like it. I like it. Why'd you take your headphones off? Oh, because my ear was itching. I saved this one for last because I actually like this one. This one's called As Is. If you liked Hot For Teacher, you'll like this. And this is some real chunky guitar. My wife probably hates it. What do you think, Woods? I love it. To me, it was identical Hot For Teacher. But I like it. But I like that one. But Hot For Teacher has always been gimmicky for me. It's not something that you kind of try to emulate. There's a few on this new one that I thought, eh.
They're not bad. 5701949 if you want to give your opinion on it. Look at this. Who we got on the line. Haven't heard from him for a while. Fruitcake? Hello, Michael. Hi. How are you? This is an actual fruitcake that works. Well, not works. Lived at the Vaughn's aisle nine. Yeah, I sit. I sit. Sit at the Vaughn's aisle nine. Uneaten. Uneaten. Undesirable. Undesirable. I wouldn't go. You haven't been bought... I haven't been married before, Lauren. You've been there since the 70s. Yes, I have. Oh, interesting. Married and divorced. Married and divorced. Where are you calling from now? I am in West Palm Beach. West Palm Beach. Just enjoying some time off? How did you get there? I mean, you say time off. I say karaoke circuit. That's what, that's not, I wouldn't exactly call that time off. You're on the karaoke circuit. Yeah, I am snapping necks and cashing checks down here. Okay. I'm on the karaoke circuit, just kicking ass. What kind of things you do? Oh, God, I've been killing it. I've won a $50 gift card at Bennigan's for my performance. You wouldn't think it.
If you were to guess what kind of artists I would cover, what would you say? I would say you probably do Liza. No, I do not do Liza. You do not do Liza. Maybe Neal Diamond. Neal Diamond Cher. Mike, does this do anything for you? Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me that which I desire. How about this one? Search in. Seek and destroy. Nothing at all. How about this? Re. What do you say? Re. Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? You walk on home, boy. Oh, wow. Oh, man. That is Pantera. Is this supposed to be hard? That's Pantera. Yes, it's called Pantera. That one's for you, Dime. Wow. Oh, wow. You even know Dimebag Daryl. Wow, that is unbelievable. One of my heroes. So, fruitcake, it turns out that not only do you do karaoke, but you prefer... I do it well. Not only do you do karaoke and do it well, you prefer...
The harder stuff. You like it hard. Yeah, that's disgusting, you hayseed. Go ahead. Go ahead, Fruity. I'm trying to do some Finnish death metal, but they won't do it, so I settled for it. They probably don't have it in Finnish death metal. Yeah, the Finnish death metal. They probably don't have the... No, they don't have the words and the music. I go with what I can. I do a lot of Pantera. I do some old school Metallica because that new stuff just doesn't do it for me. You know, and just really thrash metal, anthrax, things like that I love. Can you give us a little bit more? Let's see. Turn it up. Bring the noise. That's anthrax in public. Wow, that was really. Yeah, yeah. Hold on. I want to slow it down for a second. Okay. Are you ready? Yes. So close. No matter how far. Oh, wow. Couldn't be much more from the heart. Forever trust in who you are. Wow. And nothing else matters. Ah. Never overcame this way. My life is mine. I live it my way. All these words, I don't just say, Mike. Oh, wow.
Thank you, Fruitcake. I never cared for what you said. All right. You got it. Wow. Fruitcake, wait, wait. Oh, he left. Man, I love when Fruitcake just calls in. Who would have thought that he is a... That's an enigma. Who would have thought? Not just an enigma, but the guy does karaoke, and he does it well. Yeah, he does it well. I can sing. He does it well. 570-1949 is our phone number. man, I got to get out and see him on the circuit. $50 gift certificate, the Bennigans. Yeah. Don't come easy. Guys out there winning contests. It don't come easy. We got a text that says, what do you guys think about a 23-year-old girl that doesn't have a driver's license because I just started dating one? What? How does a 23-year-old girl not have a driver's license? Wow. Yeah, it's a good question. You have to have a driver's license. Maybe she tried and...
Couldn't get it when she was 17. Yeah. And never went back. She's a scared. She's a scared. She could be a scared. My grandmother doesn't have her license, but she's 93. Yeah. She's from a different time. She never did. Never did. Never did? Never did. Wow. Never got it. But she had my grandfather to drive her around. Jay's 93 and he has his. Yeah, Jay's got one. He's invalid. Yes. He's invalid. Yeah, maybe she's scared and failed. Maybe she's a crazy person. How would you feel about a 23-year-old girl if you were single? How would you feel about a 23-year-old girl that didn't have a driver's license? Would it give you the feeling like, hey, take care of you? No. No. I need a woman that's a little independent and has some of her own stuff going on. And I don't want to be a chauffeur. I bet she would do well with a sugar daddy. Like a 45-year-old guy that wants to just take care of her. Yeah, with the car service. He'd be like, oh, come on, honey. I just realized that I am just four years away from sugar daddy age. Yeah. Which I always thought was an old guy. An old creep. An old creep. I'm four years, and Jay's past that point. Yeah, clearly. Jay was sugar daddy three years ago. He's over the sugar hill. Yes. Voted sugar daddy.
2007. Oh, boy. San Diego's best, sugar daddy, 2007. Our 19-year-old phone screener, Nicole, I'll bet that she thinks of all of us. Yeah, they're old. We're not guys. We're men. Yeah. Like daddy. You're, like, older than her dad. We probably are. How old is your dad, Nicole? My dad's 53. Oh, wow. So we're not that far away. So he's still pretty frisky. All of us could still date you. Technically. Well, I don't know about that. She's less than half your age, Mike. We would be thought of if we dated, and by we I mean a 48-year-old, a 36-year-old, and a 41-year-old. If we dated a 19-year-old, we would be thought of as monstrous creeps. For sure. When do you turn 20, Nicole? In September. Oh, my God. 20 still, you can't do it either. I could do 20. No, no, no. If you can't drink. No, dude, if you can't legally drink, they will. fillet you, well, by they I mean women, will fillet you. Guys will high five you. Men will pat you on the back real good. Yeah, they'll pat you on the back, they'll high five you, but women would fillet you. You wouldn't be able to be friends with a woman. Well, wouldn't you be curious, where did you meet that person if they can't even go to a bar? We met at Intellectual.
Coffee house. An intellectual coffee house. An intellectual coffee house. Yes, and we were discussing how we were both into the same poets. Oh, really? Moliere. We both like Moliere. Name one other one that you both like. Mike. Taupe. That's a color. That is a color of your car interior. We are both into a very little known poet named... Edgar Tope. No. I'm Googling that right now. Oh, no. Don't do that. Jackson Pollock, the artist. Yes, Jackson Pollock. We both like Pollock Works. We love Pollock Works. What's her favorite Pollock? I don't know. I haven't asked her. Seven. Number seven. What's your favorite Pollock, babe? I don't know what a Pollock is. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Well, I guess that just ruins that one. The Black Keys. We both like the Black Keys. The Black Keys. We both like the Black Keys. Yeah? Yeah. Okay, that's good. So we have that in common. There's that building block. You would never, ever pass at your workplace because every single girl that worked in that workplace would kill you. Well, we kind of already know the creeps, so we would be expecting it. Question. Yes. What if we had something in common? Like? With an 18-year-old. What if we had something in common? It's still creepy. No, like... Soup.
Soup or not having soup? Air. Both breathe air. Yep, there you go. What if we both liked Seinfeld? I would say an 18-year-old probably doesn't know what Seinfeld is. Probably isn't a big fan. She likes money and you have money. That's true. And you like sex and she can give it to you. She doesn't like sex with you. Not with you, but she's capable of doing it. She likes it with her 20-year-old guy that she's still dating, but they're both hoping that you die soon. Yeah. Well, they're actually both... stabbing a voodoo doll praying that you died soon. I wonder what the oldest guy Nicole has ever dated. Oldest guy? 22. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's perfect. The oldest man she's ever dated was 22 years of age. A 48 and 41 and 36 year old are old men. Ancient. Yeah. That's where we are. She could be my little sister. They would think she's my little sister. No, they would think she was your daughter.
Not my daughter. Yeah, they would think she's your daughter. Yeah, definitely. Your granddaughter, Jay. Jay, your great-great-granddaughter. Your great-great-granddaughter. My adopted daughter. Easy Woody Allen. 570-1949 is our number. Oh, we are late. Wait till you hear what this chick did to this boyfriend. It's monstrous, but he's getting her back. And it has to do with an auction of Super Bowl tickets. We'll explain. Next is The Mikey Show. I like it. I like it. Be a part of the show. 570-1949. Or shoot him a text. 949mikey at gmail.com. You're a nerd. More coming as a couple. FM 94.9.
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I think the scariest thing is about clowns. They don't say anything. Yeah, that's right. Even though they can talk. And Jay. Just a man trying to do the right thing. On FM 94.9. I'm ready. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. O'Brien is going to be dancing like a pussycat doll live on our morning show at a live broadcast that we're doing from 5.30 a.m. to 9 a.m. at the House of Blues Friday, February the 17th. There are going to be 10 girls on stage with her doing a routine with her, and we're going to be partying and having a live broadcast there that morning. If you'd like to come out and join us, we'd love to see you. House of Blues, Friday, February 17th, 5.30 to 9 a.m. It's free. M1 Tia is on the line from Carlsbad. Are you there, Tia? Tia, are you there? Oops, sorry. Yeah, I'm right here. You always have dated older men.
Yeah, I have, and what you guys said really kind of hit me on a personal level, and I've never called in before, but I've always dated older men, and there have been looks from people, or people assume that I'm a gold digger because of my age, and they're normally older, very stable men, and that's just what I prefer. How old are you? I'm 21 now. Okay. And I've been dating older men since I was 18. Okay. And the boyfriend that you have, do you have a boyfriend now or no? No. I've been on a couple dates, but no boyfriend. Do you have a cutoff date or a cutoff age? I really try to keep my mind open. But so far, anywhere between, like I won't go younger than... 30. That's too young for me. You will not date a man under 30? No. Okay, so how old can the guy be? I can tell you the oldest I've dated, which is 41. And you are how old? 21. When I was 18, I dated a 39-year-old, and then when I turned 19, he turned 40. Okay. Now, the next question is going to be a tough question, but I have to ask it.
L.O.B. just shook her head at me like, mm-hmm. Got to do it. It's got to be done. It has to be done. It's your job. Well, it's my job. And if I don't do it, then every guy in the audience is going, well, why didn't you ask her what she looks like? Oh, that's not what I was thinking. But go ahead. You should send Jay and I a picture. Yeah, please. Woods at MikeyShow.com. Jay at MikeyShow.com. Tia. Tia. Tia. Yeah. Be as honest as you can in an assessment of yourself. What do you look like? I think I'm fairly attractive. I'm 125 pounds. I have jet black hair and hazel eyes, white skin. How tall? I am 5'7". Do you currently live at the airport? No, no. I'm actually just arriving to the office. The thing, though, is that I've always...
kind of been matured at an excel rate. I work in the corporate world. Are you busty? Yes. Woods. What? Is she busty? It's important we know this. Are you buzzing me? Yes. I am not asking that question. Are you large and in charge? And I think it's irrelevant. It's not irreverent. It's really not at all. Do you have a good relationship with your father? Oh. I knew that question was going to come. No, I actually don't have a good relationship with my father. But there are women that are young that date older guys, and they've got a great relationship with their dad. Some people don't, though. Yeah, some, some. Yeah, I mean, they've been great relationships, though. They haven't been just little flings. One of the guys, I was 19. He was 40. I was with him until he was 42. We were together for about two years. Madly in love with the guy, and it was great because they're older, but they have a young spirit, and I can relate with them, and I can be myself, and I don't have to, you know, pretend to be, you know, anybody. Question. Yeah. What would you guys talk about? What would we talk about? Soup. Soup and things to do with soup. Strings. What would you talk about?
Why would you talk at all? Because he was not always in the mood. He probably couldn't always function because he was a little older. That sounds like your problem. I have never had that problem for the record in my entire life. No hard feelings. I'm married to a younger woman. I'm married to a younger woman. I'm married to an older woman. I'm unmarried to a man or a woman. My wife is younger. But just by a little. I know, L.O.B., but, you know, that was... I thought we were going around the room. Talking about our marital status. Just checking in. Still single. Still very single. Still single as a dollar bill. Yeah, we know. That means I have my picking. Young, old, big, small. Hey, maybe guys come out February 17th. Yeah. Impress me. Maybe Tia comes out February 17th at House of Blues. Please come out. Thanks for the call, Tia. Yeah, of course. No problem. Appreciate it. Let's see. M1.
Freckles is on the line from OB. Are you there, Freckles? Go ahead. Hey, I was actually at your last, I was in the audience at your last show in 2011, and I had a blast. But I was calling because my 53-year-old dad is engaged to a 30-year-old Thai, like a woman from Thailand. How'd they meet? I don't really know. Is she actually from Thailand? Yeah, she's Thai. She's actually from Thailand. How did he meet her then? Well, he travels a lot for business, and so I guess he met her that way. A lot of the Thai women over there are looking for a ride over to the States. What are you talking about, Willis?
It's actually her. What if they fell in love? What if they actually liked each other? Oh, it's impossible? No, I'm not talking about them. Even Nicole's looking at me like I'm naive. You're sweet, Mike. They could have fallen in love. Isn't it possible? Absolutely. Oh, come on, Woods. Gosh, are we all so cynical? Have they made love yet? Just tell him to double check that area. Well, I think they have. Apparently, she's, you know, not a man. Oh, ladyboys. That's what you're getting at. I was like, what? There are ladyboys over there that you cannot even tell. I've seen a ladyboy that I couldn't tell. Yeah. Jay, the few times that you've been with a ladyboy, were you able to tell? Well, you were there. Back in those Rock 105 days. I was filming you guys, though. Oh, it's so creepy. Let's see. We're sorry about your dad and his lady boy. I'm not. What are you saying about that? The guy's happy. Good for him. Yeah. Guy's happy. I mean, he's happy, so, yeah. Are you stoked? You sound really stoked. She's not. About your new stepmom. Freckles, are you not happy about it? No, I'm happy for him. Are you? I think it's a little weird that I'm 22. My sister's 25, so. Hey, you're 22. Yeah, your mom's 23. You're 22. Yeah, your mom. Yeah, your mom can be 30. You're 22. What's the oldest guy you would date?
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earlier but i didn't get to the story about the uh this poor guy the dude is got cancer and his girlfriend breaks up with him his name's jason and his girlfriend breaks up with him and then she wants to keep the super bowl tickets because he had bought these super bowl tickets with the thought of the two of them going to the super bowl together so she wants the tickets she's like well i still think i should get them oh you can't go you have cancer You have cancer. How are you going to do? What are you going to do with him, cancer boy? You can't be all cancer-ish, though. I'm not going with you if you're all cancer-ish. Yeah, don't cough on me, cancer. Oh, gosh. I don't want to be a dating cancer guy. Shouldn't you take a nap or something? Don't you have something? Don't you have chemo or something to go do? Don't you have platelets to develop or something? Gosh. Do you have white blood cells? Gosh. So you know that this guy is already down on his luck. And then she dumps him, wants to keep the Super Bowl tickets. Well, here's what he's doing. He says, whoever is the person that at the end of his Twitter following, he wants people to, you know, follow him on Twitter. Whoever has the most follows as the last person, he's going to give Super Bowl tickets to. That's pretty awesome. Yeah. He's trying to get the most followers. He wants 10,000 followers on Twitter. That's what he said. Yeah. Huh.
Doctor says you get 85% chance of surviving. Good. That's pretty good chances. That's why I broke up with you because you're probably going to live anyway. Yeah, fine. Stop crying. I don't want to be there for you through everything. I don't like being there for people. I hate to hold hair back. I hate being there for people. You can tweet it to the whole world like a baby. And then your shirts probably don't fit that I bought you. Yeah. I have to take them back and I can get them in Nordstrom so I can't take them back. Hug you and you'll be all bony. Gosh, boner. That one got woods. Monster. Sometimes cancer is not funny. It's the girl. It's not us talking. It's true. If you do it in another voice, it's fine. New release. New release today. Leonard Cohen, Old Ideas. Brilliant songwriter. Brilliant. Great. This sounds dumb. This is not. So catchy. He's been talking this song for a while. It's real catchy. When do you listen to this? In the club. Yeah. In a club. But I'd want them to change it. Coffeehouse. On your mat. With your beard. Yes. Your suspenders. And your beard that's black. It's black. Oh, I love black beard. With a banjo strapped to your back. Tastes like whiskey. And you have a vest on. And corduroys. Go ahead. Ringo Starr has a new record called Ringo 2012. Who's the audience? 65-year-old men. Who else? That are still...
Wrapped up in the Beatles. Everything he does. All the way in, man. You are? No. Oh, the 65-year-old man. 65-year-old man that is still all the way into the Beatles. No. He doesn't even sing, like, in tune. No, he never was that great a singer. Or a drummer. Yeah. That's the luckiest SOB. Walk in the face of the earth, I'll tell you that right now. It's a good thing his name was Ringo Starr. 100%. The celebrity was already built into him. Yeah, there's no more... decent music new releases. But today on DVD, so excited for this movie. Drive, Ryan Gosling. I heard L.O.B. says bad. I heard it's good. I heard it's so good. Is it a guy movie? Yeah, except not a lot of action and a whole lot of staring at each other. A lot of staring at each other. I like Ryan Gosling. That guy's kind of a pimp. It starts out really good. And you're bought in and then you're like, why are they playing all, why does this look like it's made in the 90s? I like them. And then why do they just keep staring at each other without having any words? Is there violence? Yeah. A lot of it. I'll be in on it. I'll watch that this afternoon. In Time is a movie that's out with Justin Timberlake. The Thing is out on DVD. It's a new one. It's good. Are there any stars in it? Nope.
No. Okay. That's good, though. Okay. Big Year is out, which has Owen Wilson, Steve Martin, and Jack Black. They're like these guys that are going through midlife crisis bits. I'll probably see it. Yeah. That's a Woods movie. It is. You don't like sci-fi, so you won't watch a thing. Well, I like, you know, Steve Martin's a pretty funny dude, so is Jack Black, so I'll watch it. I mean, we do comedy on the radio, so. Yeah. You'd watch it before you were on the radio. What? You'd watch that. Big year? Yeah, I'll watch it. It's one of those movies I watch in the afternoon before my wife gets home from work. And I'm like, cool. You're such a movie snob. I am. Well, I mean. No, I'm a simpleton. I'm a simpleton when it comes to movies. I'll watch. I think Weird Science is great. Hey, snob works both ways. You can be a snobby by saying, I won't see the artist because I think it's too artistic. That's not being a snob. I think so. That's liking today's cinema, not the days of silent film. Oh, please. That's me being a 36-year-old male that doesn't want to watch a silent movie. We don't want to go back in time. If you're watching an actual 1920s movie, yeah, I get it. I get it. But they did it, like, current day to make it seem cool. So do you buy, like, vinyls of the songs that you like now? No. Why? But a different medium. And, by the way, if Van Halen said, we want to make it, you just.
Prove my point. Foo Fighters just did it. And would you buy it? I did. Not on vinyl. They recorded on analog. Right, but they didn't. You're not going to go out and buy the vinyl. And the reason that they recorded on analog was they wanted to give an homage to the way that it used to be. Right. Doesn't sound much different. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't sound much different. It doesn't sound different at all. I can't tell the difference between it at all. Right. But if the question is, well, would you buy music if they did that? Well, yes, I did. But you'd have to go. submit to getting the record player and being like, I guess this is the way I'm going to listen to music now. Well, good thing you don't have to do that by going to a movie theater. A silent film, though, you have to train your brain to just go watch. I'm not buying the Victrola to put the thing on. I'm just walking into a movie theater. Aren't you? I thought I was going to the theater. Yeah. That may be a bad metaphor, but get with the times. You still got to go to the theater. Yeah, I don't watch subtitles either. Some good ones.
Woods, did you really hate Dust Boot? No, it was okay. I would have liked it better if it was in English. Great action. Yeah, it was good action. It was a really good story. I can never tell if you... I'm serious. You are not. I got that look. I promise you. Lovely and talented Hillary is up next. We will come back here tomorrow morning at 5.30 and do this all over again. Mikey shows up. Eat it.