The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 02/01/12
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
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The Mikey Show on FM 94.9 aired a broadcast covering their third broadcast anniversary with a mix of conversational bits and listener calls. Key moments included an EAS test causing on-air confusion, a Navy harassment discussion prompting offense, L.O.B.'s upcoming Pussycat Doll dance routine at House of Blues, a debate on birth control pills affecting waterways and fish, a live broadcast announcement with a pheromone party promotion, and a flirting bit where Lauren scraped her eye on her boyfriend's stubble, sparking discussion on walk-away strategies.
What happened, in order
Pussycat Doll Dance Routine
L.O.B. will perform a Pussycat Doll-inspired dance routine on stage at House of Blues with 10 other girls, shaking their money makers, thanks to Bitter Burlesque auditions.
Navy Inspector General Harassment
A Navy Inspector General prompts junior female officers with comments about women being promiscuous if they go home with men, and suggests they shouldn't read Men's Health because they lack proper equipment, causing alie
Emergency Alert System Test
The broadcast interrupts with an EAS test tone, prompting confusion and discussion about whether it aired, with Mikey noting it's a "spicy meatball" for the emergency activation system.
Planet-Destroying Habits & Lady Boy Fish
The group discusses how birth control pills flood women's bodies with estrogen ending up in waterways, causing male fish to develop female sex traits ("lady boy fish"), with L.O.B. taking responsibility for Matt's fish s
Live Broadcast & Pheromone Party
The show announces a live broadcast at House of Blues on Feb 17th with L.O.B. dancing, mimosas, breakfast burritos, and a pheromone party where attendees wear T-shirts worn to bed without deodorant to smell and match dat
Instant Karma Scraped Eye
Lauren O'Brien imitates a girl flirting with her boyfriend Matt, accidentally scraping her eye on his facial stubble, which the group calls instant karma and agrees she'd deserve if the tables were turned.
People mentioned
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Come on, you can call us, 570-1949. You can also text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you, one way or the other. There are four people on the Mikey Show, five counting our phone screener, Nicole. I'm Mikey. That's Woodsy. That's L-O-B. That's Jay. And Nicole is our phone screener. A lot of things that we need to talk to you about. One, and I think of... Highest priority is L.O.B. Yeah, I'm all the way in on L.O.B. All the way. L.O.B. will be doing a dance in front of all you M1s. Oh, yeah. Live broadcast from 530 to 9. From 530 to 9 on February 17th, which is a Friday. A.M. A.M. Yeah, A.M. A.M. Hey, everybody. A.M. Yeah, we're letting people know.
And maybe the reason for the confusion is people are still getting used to the fact that that's our hours. You know, if I had said 6 to 10 back in the day, they wouldn't have thought it was at night because that used to be our hours. Now we keep different hours, 5.30 to 9, just so you know. It's a.m. We're not doing that at night. We're a morning show. But we've done things out, you know. We've done events out. In fact, most of our events have been outside of the morning show. Yeah, and traditionally you think House of Blues night, so. All of our meet and greets have been at night. You're screening for Wipeout, night. Live broadcast. Live broadcast. We've only ever done Mikey-thon as a live broadcast. Exactly. Yeah? Live broadcast. Yeah, I get what you're saying. It's 5.30 a.m. I'm trying to give the M1s a break that didn't know. I'm trying to be a D, so it's working. Just trying to rub people's nose in it. Yeah, absolutely. It's all right, too. But if you didn't know, it is 5.30 to 9 in the morning. It's going to be awesome. And we have confirmation on some stuff. Where's my liner? Because I'm Ron Burgundy. Your eyeliner? No, my liner. I'm printing it right now. Sorry. It's all right. I'm Ron Burgundy. I have to have it in front of me. That's a true statement. I have to. That's the truest statement ever uttered. Wood said it to me the other day, and I wanted to argue it. I can't. You can't.
I am Ron Burgundy, and if it's put in front of me, I'll just say it. I'm Ron Burgundy. I'm Ron Burgundy. But there will be food and drinks available for you to purchase. Burritos, weird. It's not because I'm Mexican. That was your request? No. Is that on your rider? No. I suggested pancakes and Mikey was like, nope. I had egg white omelets for everybody. Your Mexican-ness is what defines you. No, it isn't. So your rider, I guess, overrode all of our riders. And you got your wish. So happy birthday, man. It wasn't. Again. It wasn't my choice. Mimosas and Bloody Marys. That's Jay's choice. That's Jay's. All Jay. And by mimosas, I mean straight vodka. Yeah, vodka. Now, for those of you that don't know, a mimosa is usually orange juice with vodka. Right. Champagne. No, champagne and vodka. But I just have them hold the orange juice. I get called a flute, a champagne flute. Yeah. It's full of vodka. Just put vodka in it. Cold vodka. And I don't care what it is. It could be the high-end stuff like...
Bell of a Deer? Yep. Bell of a Deer. Bell of a Deer. Or it can be, I don't care what the hell. No. Just bring me the bottle. House of Blues, downtown, Friday, February 17th, in the main music hall, man. I'm talking same place that Audioslave has played. That's awesome. I mean, it's pretty awesome. LOB's going to be on stage doing a Pussycat Doll. Oh, yeah. Routine. Thanks to Bitter Burlesque, which is a real company that will teach gals how to dance burlesque. Those girls can move. Shaking their money makers. I'm telling you, I was watching them going, oh boy. Oh boy. Hey man, there was auditions for this. Yeah. There was auditions and the girls have been notified. How many, LLB? There's going to be 10 girls. Holy cow. And then myself, so 11. 11 girls.
Wearing a sexy outfit, dancing to the Pussycat Dolls kind of routine. There you go. Now, as everyone put it, breakfast burritos. You can buy them. Mimosas you can buy. Bloody Marys you can buy. But you get in free. Yeah. Make a day of it. Take the day off. Come out. Hang out. It's going to be a good hang. M1 San Diego from San Diego. What's up, bro? Good morning, crew. Good morning. Hey, I have an experiment for you guys. Remember how you put wood through no Facebook? Yes. I just went through this and it was the most terrible experience. I left my phone charger down and out of town for the weekend. Uh-huh. So my phone died and I had no phone for like two days, three days. Right. I think you all should experience that. No. Zero percent chance. I've done it too. I don't want to do it. Not on purpose.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Something may be wrong. Something may be wrong with my phone, dude, because yesterday I got the red, you know, 10% power left. I never get that. And so something's wrong with my phone. If that happens, though, I start to panic. Overuse. Overuse. You've burned the motor out. Yeah, probably. Time to replace the motor. I do a lot of stuff on Facebooks. Tweeters. I do the tweeters and I do the emails. The texting, the sexting. You do a lot of sell-donging. I don't sell-dong. You guys have a great day. Thank you. Never sell-dong. You do a lot of sell-dong. A lot. Sending pictures of your dong over a cell. They just call it the Mikey. I don't do that. Yeah. Hey, you know what? There is a... Speaking of creeps like Woods and Jay, there's a guy that used some very inappropriate language. And this guy is a Navy Inspector General, so probably wouldn't be so bad, except this guy's pretty high-ranking. Right. And apparently he brought up things like...
women being viewed as promiscuous if they go home with men. He commented, he was making these comments basically in front of a junior female officer in the command, who was pretty much alienated because of the comments. And, you know, she pretty much thought that it was aimed at her. It happened in front of other squadron members, and it was mostly guys. This dude apparently also said she shouldn't read Men's Health magazine because she didn't have the proper equipment. Boy, that is scandalous. I can see where she's being very offended by that. That hurts. I mean, very offended. That's offensive. He's a rapist. You're treading on real thin ice by saying that. Hey, she should not read Men's Health magazine. She doesn't have a penis.
That's a true fact. Did he say it jokingly? A commanding officer can't say that. You can't say that to a woman. To his buddies. He said it to her. He said it in front of her. And how did he say it? He's like, hey, you shouldn't read this magazine because you don't have the proper equipment. Or did he say, hey, look, you shouldn't read this magazine because you don't have the equipment. He said it jokingly to her. Okay, then maybe she grows up. No, you guys. Jokingly. You guys. You can't do that. Tsk, tsk. You can't do that if you're a commanding officer. Well, if you're stupid, if you do. That's unfortunate. You can't blend in with your coworkers. You can't have a relationship with your coworkers. You can't make comments about women being promiscuous, Jay. You make it about anybody. You absolutely can say women are promiscuous. Guys, guys, guys. You can do it with the fellas. You can do it with the fellas. You can do it with everybody. No, you actually can't. You guys technically can't. What do you guys think that sexual harassment is? Oh, I think it's pretty broad these days as to what it is. Right. So aren't you stupid if you're, like, making comments like that? Especially if you're a high-ranking officer. I mean, I'm not a high-ranking officer. But listen, if I was saying in here, in front of L.O.B., man, there's some promiscuous girls out there. Hang on a second.
L.O.B. is a little different because L.O.B. will, she will flatten the room. Yeah. She will get you. But, okay, Nicole. Because she will say some stuff that you shouldn't be saying stuff in front of Nicole unless you're just dumb and you want a lawsuit. If she filed a lawsuit and said, hey, he made a dong joke to me, what would your defense be? I'm a comedian. Yeah. On the air. Yeah. On the air. Right. Listen. It happened in Rochester, New York. Wow. Sales girl was brought into a, invited into a studio on the air. They talked about how hot she was. You know, that was it. That was it. That was all it took. Wow. Yeah. As long as, if they're not okay with it. Tsk, tsk. Right. If they're not okay with it. I wonder if she told them, hey, look, I'm uncomfortable. Well, that's the deal, man. I mean, you basically have to say, no, no, no. The onus isn't on her to say I'm uncomfortable. The onus is on the guy to be like, Are you uncomfortable? You know what I mean? Are you uncomfortable? That's why it's always smarter, especially if you're a high-ranking commander, to shut up. I think we know your audience. Yeah, guys, do not talk about magazines designed specifically for men in front of other women. Don't talk about promiscuous women either. Well, and here's the...
Topper. Is there a capper? This is a capper. Maybe the capper will take me. The capper's going to get you. If the capper gets me, I take it back. The capper's going to get you. At one point, at a professional gathering, he held her in a headlock. Not appropriate. You're a commanding officer. Would he do the same to one of his guys? Yes, he would. Hey, listen, man. I could complain, too. You know. A little litigious in my book. A little litigious, man. Listen, I am all for women's rights. I've seen women get abused. I'm not in on it. I'm not in on sexually harassing. That's litigious. No, it's not. Well, here's the deal. I may agree that there's really nothing wrong with the behavior, but what I can't agree with is the stupidity. Sure. It's just flat out like, did you just wake up? I mean, did this dude just wake up and realize that it's 2012? Like, dude, you didn't know that people can bust you? Yeah. I think that it's way over the top because these are people that you're supposed to be able to go into combat with. Battle with. And, like, this is what's going to, you know. Is it smart of her? Probably not. I wouldn't want her to have my back. Yeah. Is it smart of her? Probably not because she'll probably get blackballed. All that kind of stuff will go on. I think it's ridiculous. But.
I also would say to this guy, if I pulled him over, I'd say, you stupid. And you got dummy tax? You pay the dummy tax? Yeah, you pay dummy tax? What's going on between your ears? And he would say to me, do you have a problem with what I said? And I'd go, no. I don't have a problem with what you said. What I got a problem with is your judgment, dumbass. So now I'm going to treat the girls differently than I do the guys. Yes! Oh, so they have to be treated special, although they want equal rights, but they want to be treated... Unless... Unless you want to get sued. Oh, okay. The same would go if it were a room full of... and there was one guy, you couldn't be like, yeah, yeah, guys are only good for their dongs. Yeah, I mean, I'm going to go to apply for a job at Hooters today to be a waiter. I don't think he said anything in that same thing. He said that... He said all women are promiscuous. No, he didn't. No, he didn't. Yes, he did. No, he didn't. He said... What did he say? It says that here's what it says. It says that he raised the topic. Now, hang on, because there are three hyenas about to jump on my back right now.
Let me get this. You are a wounded gazelle. Yes, I'm a wounded gazelle. You smell blood. He once raised the topic of women being viewed as promiscuous if they go home with men. The comment alienated this junior female officer who believed that it was aimed at her and was said in front of other squadron members. Now, is she overreacting? Hundred. Is it true that maybe it wasn't even aimed at her? Probably. Maybe, yeah. We don't know. The bottom line is, you know who doesn't get, like, if you just keep your mouth shut, you know you're going to be okay. If you keep your mouth shut. But, and the only reason I say that is because it's 2012. This is a monthly test of the emergency alert system.
If this had been an actual emergency in the San Diego area, official messages would have followed the alert tones. No, what? I can't hear it. We can't hear you, Jay. It should be on. What's happening? We've got to air it. Well, it went. It went. I can hear it out here. I know, but since I can't hear it, I wonder if it went out over the air. But if I heard it, I think I'm, yeah. She heard it through her speakers as well. You did? Which is weird. Okay. I can't do anything about it to make it work anyway because the new system, they haven't really outlined it. Call us if you heard that on the air. 570-1949. It's an EAS test. It's the emergency activation system. It's a spicy meatball for sure. Emergency alert system, sorry. Yeah, it's a spicy meatball. But like I said, I had an engineer that works here slap me in the head one time. You had it coming.
No, he didn't. If I wanted to, I could go to our human resources and say, because I actually didn't like it. I thought it was disrespectful and stupid. Yeah. If I wanted to, I could go to our HR department and go, hey, man, I didn't like this, but that ain't me. That's not who I am. That's not who I am. But you do have to go, oh, man, I don't want to get in trouble. You know what I mean? M1 San Diego from San Diego is calling back. Did you hear it? You got it. Thank you. Thank you. And Jim, you heard it too? Yes, I did. And it was kind of quick. It was right when it cut to the emergency broadcast. You were like, it's 2012. And then it went, beep. Oh, no. Weird that you couldn't hear it. Yeah, I didn't hear it. That is weird. Didn't come through any of our headphones in here. Weird. That is weird. Anyway, spicy meatballs. So just use your head. Use your head. What happened to the guy again? So he has been fired. Wow. He's fired. That's a little harsh. Well, we want him on that wall. Yeah. And we need him on that wall. That's right. How do you know he was any good? Because he was a high-ranking official. Yeah, you don't get there from not being good. She was just weak in the country today. Thank you. Maybe he got a little old, a little senile. No, no, no. 43. Ah. She can't handle the truth. She can't handle the truth. Until you've walked a mile, folks. Yeah.
Some of this stuff happened when they were drinking. The old bottle will get you. Yeah. You get a little loose-lipped real good. Age-old debate. Yeah. But, yeah, you know, you can get in trouble. Oh, man. Oh, boy. But, like, it's okay with L.O.B. because she has... She's the dirtiest mouth. I had to defend myself by being dirtier than you guys. Oh, here it is. In my way. I'm in my coffin. I'm in my coffin right now. Woods started it, and then Jay jumped in, and now? I think you started it. No, I was really quiet. He was very quiet. You've thought things up that Richard Pryor is like, how'd you think of that? Damn, girl. That is so dirty. I had to be on my toes because I don't want to get, you know. Yes, I've adapted. And the way that I've adapted is, the way that I've adapted is, I come up with the filthiest dirties. cackle. Yeah. Oh, and will act out. That quiets you guys right up. One time, one time I said, I made the mistake of saying to Lauren O'Brien, a professional comedian, I said to her, which was my mistake, I bet you can't make me laugh. Oh, yeah. That was a joke. I go, I bet I'll give you 60 seconds.
Try to make me laugh. You were cutting a commercial. Yeah. No, I was standing on a chair in here. That was a different time. Standing on a chair in the studio, which why I was standing on a chair, I don't remember. But anyway. Trying to reach the counter. The buttons. I'm a short guy. So anyway, Lauren O'Brien didn't even open her mouth. Well, that's not altogether true. But she mimicked something. And what she mimicked, she mimicked that it was coming from two individuals. Yes, she did. And she had full hand movement and everything. And it was so shocking to me. Shock it all. It was so shocking to me that it made me laugh.
But it was mostly the shock. I should probably stop doing that in front of our program director. Oh, my gosh. She does. Don't ever change. Don't ever change. Don't ever change. He can sue me for sex. No, he can't. And he won't. He won't. I'll put him in a headlock. Yeah. Man, you talk about a girl getting you with what you don't expect. That's Lauren. Yeah. Well, I can fend for myself in this place. Yeah. It's a dirty, dirty place. Not you, Mike. These two. Really? Isn't it the same girl who said when she did karaoke? She did karaoke and she changed the words? Yeah. That was like the first week we were on here. Yes. That was the F word. It doesn't say that. I shall not kill. No, it doesn't say that. Yeah, that's true. LLB did at the company party, got up in front of our entire company. We'd been here about five minutes. Yeah. Been working here about five minutes. By the way, well, we'll talk about it next break, but today's a special day for us. Been here about five minutes, and Lauren got up and sang karaoke to Total Eclipse of the Heart and threw the F word in it. Several times. Several. I stole it. Yeah. People were looking at her like, who the hell is that? She was like, she had glasses on. I said, I'm a comedian. Yeah.
Actually, I didn't say anything. Every now and then I get a little bit. How did you? What was it? Yeah. Yeah, I think that's about it. Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit terrified. I see the effing looking. Yes. I was like, oh my gosh. Speechless. Well, speechless, but not laughless. Yes. I thought your head was going to explode. I couldn't believe it. So genius. She looked like a little librarian. She was wearing a little sweater. Hair pulled back, glasses. Oh, man. Just got up there all demure. Some people laughed during their performance. That is what you call balls of sale. It takes brass balls. Well, you've done a fine job adapting. Well, thank you. You've done a fine job. More than adequate. Do not sue me. Let's see. This is Clooney on Inside the Actor's Studio. You've called yourself the Pete Rose of actors. Charlie Hustle. I always believed in what you lack in skill you can make up for in effort. You're suggesting you lack skills? Yes, I lack skills, sure. But I find that to be a challenge, and I've lacked skills in almost everything I've ever done, and I've always found that to be exciting because I feel like when I lack skills, I don't think that means I won't ever learn them. I just think that I need to learn them. Is that...
False modesty. No. You believe that he believes that? I believe he believes that. Yeah. I want to be friends with him. Me too. Really badly. Because I think that he is that regular guy. Yes, he's a multi-million dollar superstar, but he also has his boys over. They play hoops. But Woodsy, how does that dude think that he's mediocre? Well, nobody's perfect. And I think he realizes. But he's Clooney. People make the joke, hey, easy, George Clooney. You know what I mean? But he gets cast with people like Brad Pitt. And he probably holds Brad Pitt in this really high regard. Like, man, I wish I could act like that guy, but I can't. Which is so cool. I think that's so evil. Let's say it is false. Let's say it is false. False modesty. Let's say it's false modesty. Still pretty badass. Yeah. Tom Brady, like a couple weeks ago, didn't have a good game. He got on the mic and said, hey, I suck today. That was cool. I love that about people, you know? Clooney was in the Ides of March. Oh, boy. It was so good. Then you might be like, eh, well. Lauren didn't like it. It was good. Yeah. You know, I've always thought, like yesterday, I posted a picture of me getting a pedicure. Well, I've always thought that it takes more balls to do that than to not do that. Does it take more balls? Doesn't it?
I don't care. I don't care about. Well, here's what I mean. Here's what I mean. I do care when people say you this, you that. Right. But what I don't care about is going to get a pedicure. Whatever. I used to. But I'm to the point now where I'm like, I'm me. I was jealous of you. Yeah. I needed a pedicure yesterday. You chummed it real good. And people took the bait. Some of them didn't. Most people were nice. As usual, you're always going to get a couple turds. Sam, there was a guy named Sam that said something to the effect of, remember when men used to be men? Yep. And he said, I miss those days. And I said, well, Sam, one thing we know about you is that you are a man. And you know why we know? Because there's a picture of you shooting a gun in your profile picture. Bam. How many pedicures did your dad get in his lifetime? I'm sorry? How many? pedicures did your dad get in his lifetime? Probably none. Oh, yeah. He has a point. Yeah, men are different now. Probably none. They are different now. No, they're the same. Hey, listen. I still, I also, I do shoot guns, so I still have a manly side, too. I just don't, I don't give a crap what, about the whole, you're this, you're that. Really? It's the year of feasts.
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I'm 12. Do math like Jay does English. That is a true story. Darn. Today's the start of our third year. Yes. You were all excited. Ladies and gentlemen, happy third. Second. Been on the air for two years. Today. Who would have thought? Crazy. Two years ago today, we were all freaking out. Now, we need a feast. Didn't we start late, our first day? I think so. Come on, Ty. A lot of trouble. There was an earthquake. Yeah. I'm one Scooby from RB. Hi. Yo, happy anniversary. Thank you, dude. Thank you. What'd you get us? Thank you very much. Yeah, what'd you get us? Chocolate. Hope you can eat it. I got you a big brown ear to listen to. There you go. Very nice. That will do. All right. Thank you. Scoob.
Word of the day is liquid. When I say that between now and nine, call her nine, give you SeaWorld tickets. Yeah, two days, or two years ago today, we started this thing, and now we're rolling. And we love you M1s. If you're an M1, you're a Mikey Show listener. It means when you call in, you turn your radio down, get to the point, and you do not cuss. That's what makes you an M1. And you turn other people on to the Mikey Show. You get them to listen for long periods of time. On the radio. On the reg. You listen to us all the time. We're working our butts off in here. So we want you to listen for a long period of time. Let's see. Don't forget our live broadcast that we're doing. Morning show will be broadcasting live. 5.30 in the morning to 9. On Friday, February 17th. LOB on stage with 10 other girls. Dancing. A pussycat dolls. type dance. Yeah. Shaking the money maker. Yesterday was media day for the Giants and the Patriots. What was that all about? It was a circus. Did you guys see pictures of this thing? I did. It was an absolute circus in that place. That place being Lucas Field in Indianapolis for the first time ever.
Fans were allowed to purchase tickets, and they could sit in the stands and watch and listen to the whole thing. Yeah, it was pretty cool. So they were talking to Tom Brady, and they said, Tom, what's it like to be part of this rivalry, this budding rivalry with the New York Giants? There's a great rivalry. You know, there has been between New York and Boston for a long time. So when I got to the team, it was always Red Sox-Yankees. So, you know, we've had some pretty meaningful games against the Giants over the last few years. I don't think anyone's disappointed that it's the Giants. I'll tell you what, man. The network, NBC, is licking their chops. Two of the biggest markets there are, New York and Boston with the built-in rivalry already. And the last time they played, it was a close game and a good game. Yeah, absolutely. And this one's going to be, you know, listen, we live on the West Coast, and L.O.B. was just saying off the air, she's like, I just don't know who to root for. You know, because L.O.B.'s an Eagles fan. Eagles are in the same division as the Giants, so that makes it tough to root for a division rival. But then again, she's like, I can't root for the Pats because they're not the underdogs. So, listen, as a Yankee fan, I got to go with the New York Giants. I hope they win. And the big question yesterday, too, you know Rob Gronkowski, who's the tight end, the big, beastly.
Fast, amazing hands, Rob Gronkowski. Right. He has a high ankle sprain, and those are pretty tough to come back from. It looked filthy. So gross when it happened. Yeah. Well, so they asked him, hey, man, are you going to be ready for the big game on Sunday? Just trying to get stronger every day, listening to the training staff, what they have to say, healing up, getting stronger, and making sure I'm more fluid out there, can be on it and everything, and so basically going in the right direction. We had San Diego Padre Mark Kotze in here, and he was telling us all about this drug called Tordol, which is probably what they had to shoot Gronkowski up with. It's a drug that keeps you lucid, but it takes the pain away. So you don't get high, but it does take away the pain. I have a feeling Gronkowski may be doing some Tordol that Sunday. I have a feeling that there's a white van. parked down in the bowels of Lucas Field that may be stocked with Tordal for that Super Bowl. I think that may be a true story. It's going to be a great, great game. It is Sunday. It's February 5th. It's 3.30 our time. And, yeah, it's going to be a great, great matchup, man. You know, Tom Brady is a beast, and the Giants front four is a beast. Eli Manning is playing as well as any quarterback in the National Football League. So, dude.
It should be a really good game. One of the Everly brothers, Don Everly, is 75 today. The dude that played George Jefferson on the Jeffersons. Sherman Helmsley. Yep. Go, Woods. Look at you. He's 74. Oh, George. It's wheezy. That's identical wheezy. Identical wheezy. Lisa Marie Presley's 44. Yikes. Still would. Yeah, in a minute. She's pretty. And Oscar-nominated Pauly Shore. I was going to win her, right? What? I believed you for a second. I know you did. Oh, my gosh. She's like, really? Really? For what? Mike, what film did he win the Oscar for? Son-in-law. Son-in-law. Just saw it. Brilliant movie. Yeah. Brilliant. Biodome. Biodome. He won for Biodome. Encino Man. I liked it. He's 44 years of age. You're the one. Yeah, I am the one. Not only did Mitt Romney win in Florida.
He slaughtered in Florida. I mean, he absolutely annihilated Gingrich, who came in a very, very far second. This is Mitt Romney singing America the Beautiful. Oh, no. Can you sing that song? I love that song. You know that song? Oh, beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain. Thanks, Dad. For purple mountains' majesty. Dad, quit. Mom, can you ask Dad, please? Dad. I know he's on TV, Mom. Dad. God shed his grace on thee. Daddy! Dad! From sea to shining sea. Identical. Doesn't he sound to you guys like he's been a heavy smoker for a long time and that he should be selling used cars? Kind of. His voice? Identical words. Yeah, that's a true statement. That's a true statement. That's what she said. I want to put you in this Buick LeSabre, and I want to put you in there right now. Yeah. You're going to look gorgeous in it. He definitely sounds like a salesman. You came on the lot today, all right? You want to buy. You want to buy. I want to put you in this LeSabre. You want to buy, I want to sell.
So anyway, Mitt Romney did real, real good. Here he is thanking Florida. Thank you so much. Shut up. Thank you to the people in this room and to the people all over Florida. Thank you tonight for this great victory. Now, he immediately started in on Obama. In the last 10 days, I met with a father who was terrified. that this would be the last night his family would be able to sleep in the only home his son has known. I've met seniors who thought these would be the best years of their life, and now they're worried day to day about how to make ends meet. I met some Hispanic entrepreneurs who thought they'd achieved the American dream, and now they're seeing it disappear. In a State of the Union address, the president actually said these words. He says, let's remember now how we got here. Don't worry, Mr. President. We remember exactly how we got here. You won the election. Oh, wow. Why with the mud slinging? Yeah, those guys love to sling mud real good. I remember why we got here. Oh, Jay. You know, your president got us into this mess. Your boy. Yeah, your boy. Well, your boy's done a lot to fix it. Hey, it takes a lot to get things moving. I say four more years. I'll give him four more. I saw a chart about the presidents that have put us the most in debt.
Ronald Reagan, number one. Wow. There you go. Yeah, a guy spent on defense. Obama. Made us the strongest nation. Hello, hello, hello. Yeah. What are you talking about? You're talking about Flo Rida. Yeah. She's making a point by referencing Flo Rida. Flo Rida. By the way, Romney is going to get Secret Service protection now. Okay. And it isn't, you know, he has not. asked for it. The reason is because the crowd sizes are getting pretty big. They have been over the last few weeks. And it's normal. They do that. Secret Service will give protection before they get the nomination. They say dress for the job that you want, not the job that you have. That's right. They do say that. He wants to get into the mode of feeling like the press. Yes. But he didn't ask for it. They got to give it. No, they didn't. He didn't. The reason that the, you know, listen, they don't want to have another Kennedy situation on their hands. And I'm talking about Bobby. Oh, that was awful. Before the nomination, they want to make sure everybody's safe. Yeah, that's a good point. So. I guess I'm a jerk. No, it doesn't make you a jerk. But he didn't ask. Department of Homeland Security said you got to have it. So did Congress. Herman Cain actually had it. Yeah.
I think he had it because he was African-American. Could be. I think they wanted to play it safe. They know there's nut jobs out there. And Herman Cain actually got it in November. But a week later said, I'm hanging it up. What about Newt? Newt? Nobody cares about Newt. Yeah, I know, right? And check it out. You would think that this landslide victory, and it was, man. I mean, we're talking 46%. He won by a margin of 46%. Wow. I mean, it was overwhelming. But Newt says this. We thank the well over a half million Flutians who voted for us. And I think Florida did something very important coming on top of South Carolina. It is now clear that this will be a two-person race between the conservative leader Newt Gingrich and the Massachusetts moderate. He's trying to get that to catch on. Yeah, there's four people clapping. Yeah, I was just going to say it. Thanks. Appreciate it. All right. And thank you, everybody in the back, too. There's tumbleweeds rolling through the gymnasium of an elementary school where he's speaking. A cowboy walks in. Well, we'll see. It seems very clear now that Mitt's got the... Is that your boy, Mike? No, that's your boy. No, I don't have a dog in this fight. Mitt or Ron Paul?
Those are your two options. Please. Ron Paul, by the way, came in third place 13% of the vote. Yeah. He's not getting a lot of love. No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 7%. 7%. Rick Santorum had 13%. Please. He came in third. Please don't send me any more Ron Paul videos, people out there listening. Please don't send me any more. Santorum was third place with 13% of the vote. Ron Paul came in last place with 7%. Yeah, please don't send me one. I believe you. If that's your guy, you're into him. I'm not sending you guys the Yankees roster. You like who you want, all right? You like him, we don't. It's okay. That should be your response. Yeah, I'm sending you the New York Yankees roster. Yeah, I'm not saying anything bad about you. No, there's nothing. You like him, I won't. Have at it. Yeah. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I don't want to eat right now. It's all good, dude. Take it. I don't need it. No, no, no, no, no. You have to eat this. I don't want, but I don't want to. Take a big bite of Ron Paul. You're going to like it. Please. You're going to like it. I'm so full. You just have to taste it. I'm so full. The Ron Paul people are the person that goes, just taste it. It's the same guy. And you're like, no.
I believe you that it's good. I'm not hungry. I always fall for that guy. I know. I'll check it out. And then you politely have to be like, yeah, it's good. It's great. The Manson family were not as forceful as Ron Paul fans. Okay? Squeaky Frome was not as forceful about Charlie as they are about Ron Paul. No kidding. And that's a true statement. So the IPO for Facebook is supposed to get filed. today. Wow. Five billion dollars. Wow. Five billion dollars. Zuckerberg is on my ass list. Why, L.O.B., why? He's just full of it. Dude. With his privacy promises and never going public promises. Yeah, but L.O.B., when you got something this big, I mean, come on, five billion dollars, man. Greedy, greedy, greedy. Well, here's the deal. So, and Woodsy actually taught me this yesterday. I didn't know. I thought that when you file, you go, you don't. I thought it was like, oh, you can buy it today. You can't. They're just filing. $5 billion initial public offering. That is insane. Morgan Stanley is going to be the bank that's going to take care of it. Wow. It is the largest ever Silicon Valley IPO. One of the largest U.S. market debuts in any kind in history. I'm telling you.
Again, $5 billion. By comparison, Google, their initial public offering, which is, that's what IPO stands for. In 2004, theirs was $2 billion. And Facebook is $5. That's something else, man. Dude, holy cow. You know the company Zynga that does the words with friends, stuff like that? They were trying to go for like $7 billion. People were like, no, no. Yeah. You're not more than Facebook. Yeah. Now what we got to figure out. So when will you be able to buy it? I don't know. And that's that. Oh, this is weird, man. San Onofre, the big boobies. Yeah, the boobies. San Onofre is the big nuclear power plant that is just north of San Diego County. Apparently, last night, there was some sensors that indicated a possible leak of steam in the generator tubes. This potential leak could pose an immediate danger to the public or plant workers. Or excuse me, they say, as they always do, that it poses no immediate threat to the public or plant workers. Your arms are falling off. They do say that all the time. Now, here's the deal. I found this on my own a few days ago, you know, just in the process of doing show prep. Something similar happened in Illinois.
Two days ago. I'll read it to you. Operators at Byron Generating Station, which is a nuclear power plant, is designed to depressurize, to reduce steam pressure as part of the many redundant safety systems built into their facility. Steam from the unit is released through safety relief valves and specifically designed for this purpose. The steam, which will evaporate quickly, contained levels of something called tritium and was leaked into the environment. Local residents may see or hear the steam releasing. That happened two days ago and raised eyebrows. I heard it. That's the audio of the steam releasing from the valve. It's amazing that we got that. Byron Generating Station. You can hear it there, just steam coming out. That's tritium right there.
We call it tritium. Mixed with sulfur. Yes. Oh, that was a tritium right there. That was a tritium. That was a tritium. Identical tritium. That was just the operator. That's what I would do if I heard steam releasing. The camo. The last thing you'd hear me running. Oh, God. So we don't have nothing to worry about, right? Absolutely. So the fact that that happened two days ago and then it happened, you know. So you grow an extra dong. Wait, wait, wait. The fact that it happened in Illinois and then it happened here two days later, it's coincidence. It's aliens, probably. Yeah, it's coincidence. Could be. I hope so. Maybe it's fog. It's too close. Too close. Jay said too close. I'd say let's just shut him down. Good idea. Solar power. Good call. Turn it off. Shut it down. Do the old bit where you just turn it off. Turn it right back on and everything will be done. Just unplug it. Unplug it for a second. I'm just thinking shut it down, period. It's too scary. I don't think we know what we're doing. Yeah, those nuclear physicists, they have no clue. When they melt to the core of the earth and just keep going, that is a bad call. It's a true story. Well, I sure hope that doesn't happen. Yeah, me too. I'm scared. 570-1949 is our phone number.
We got a big show lined up for you today. We got a lot of stuff that we're going to be doing, and we're going to be playing Name That Tune. So if you want to play Name That Tune with us, give us a call, 570-1949. What do we have as a prize, Jay? Today's prize is a pair of tickets to the Monster Energy AMA Supercross at Qualcomm Stadium. There you go. February 11th. Where's Qualcomm? Tickets available now at Ticketmaster. By Qualcomm. Are you sure it's not the Monster Cross Supercross? Monster Cross Supercross. He did. He called it the Monster Cross Supercross. Monster Cross Supercross. You didn't have to bring it up, Lauren. Monster Energy. At Qualcomm. But at least I'm married. Let's see. Oh, gosh. Hello. Hey, you're going to attack me. I'm going to attack right back. I'm Ryan from San Diego. Are you there? Go ahead. Sorry, I'm still reeling from Jay. Go ahead. It was a clever dig. You've got to give it to him. Yeah. It was very clever. I'm an active duty military member currently still. Yes. And I used to teach weapons in the military, and tritium gas is completely harmless. It is good. That's good. All it does is use it in my sight units, and it makes things glow.
It makes things glow. Yeah, it makes things glow so you can see them at night. Makes things glow. I thought there was Obama in there. Gosh darn, L-O-B. Flow right on the brain. Thank you for the call. You want to play Name That Tune? Call us 570-1949. You're going to pick me or Woods or L-O-B. Is there birth control from men that's been around for a long time, but we just figured it out? Tell you what it is. Has to do with your testicles. Have you tried your best to lose weight on your own? Bad diets, workout gimmicks, no carbs, and still no results. It's time for you to take control and to reach your goal. If you want 2012 to be the last time you make weight loss your New Year's resolution, call 1-800-GET-THIN today. If you need to lose 15 pounds or over 100 pounds, 1-800-GET-THIN can help with customized medical weight loss treatments.
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On FM 94.9. Word of the day is liquid. When I say that word, when I weave it into a sentence between now and nine, dollar nine, give you SeaWorld tickets. So what is this birth control for dudes? Condom. No, we have all known about that. Vasectomy. All known about that. Get out early. That sent a shockwave on my neck. It made my spine tingle. I feel like I just got kicked in the butt. I think I put it pretty... Pretty mildly. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be. Look at Mike's face. His face is expressionless. Why are you the way that you are? Excuse me? Oh, my gosh. Bye, Mike. Well, I'm speechless now. Oh, God. Sorry, Mike. It's okay. You know, he is something else that Jay. Sometimes, you know, he has the subtlety of an anvil to the nuts.
Oh, gosh. To an elephant in a courtroom. Oh, God, did you hear what he said? Yeah, I did. Gosh darn it. I know. Do you think that Jay thinks that he's being clever or subtle? In his own mind, is he like, they're going to have to figure it out, but I'm going to throw this clever one out there. He likes to be like an atom bomb. He's a pretty common man. It's for the common man. Oh, my brain hurts. It's for the common man. Well, here's the deal. Therapeutic ultrasounds, they just found out. Therapeutic ultrasounds, which they use right now to relieve joints in people. It's heat. According to this study from these therapeutic ultrasound machines, it could be a viable form of contraceptive because when that thing... meets the boys, it will knock out sperm counts for a long period of time, about two and a half months. They were doing it to rodents' testicles. And they did this with rodents' testicles. Just two 15-minute doses of ultrasound heat drastically reduced the sperm count for two and a half months. I'd be nervous.
If you were the rat or if you were the... The rodent and the man. Yeah, I would too. I don't want anybody... What if it permanently cooks them and they don't recook? Yeah. You just sling them up on the table, let them go at it? It's weird, dude. It would be a good alternative for you, Mike, because if you don't want to get a vasectomy and you're done having kids... You can't even say it without... No, I'm being serious. You can't even say it. But for someone that's never had kids, like someone in their 20s, I wouldn't mess with it. No. I would try it as an alternative. Oh, I see what you're saying. You know what I mean? So someone old. No, no, no. I'm saying someone that's already had their kids and, like, doesn't want any more. Right. Well, fine. But for someone who's, like, once eventually. It only lasts, though, two and a half months. I don't believe it. That's what they say. In rats. Well, maybe with people, too. Ugh, I don't know. I'm out. I don't want the heat there. Yeah. You don't want to cook that area. No, I don't. Ready for this? I'm ready. Let's do it. Name that. All right, name that tune. You know what it is. It's easy. Jay gives us a theme, and we will buzz in with a buzzer. Jay will say our name, and let's see who we are going to be playing for today, who are the people we're representing. This is M1 Oceanside or from Oceanside. Who do you want to represent you? I'll take Woods. There you go. Hang on the line.
What's this good at this? Yeah. M1 Jessica from San Diego. Who do you want? I would like Mikey. Wow. Two days in a row. Wow. Somebody's making a comeback. Why do people hate me? M1 Mix from El Cajon in the next cell. You want L-O-B. Hang on the line. Let's do it, Jay. What's the theme? Yeah, what's the theme? Today's theme is sad songs. Sad songs. All right. Sad songs. Perfect. Sad songs. Here we go. Everybody's got their buzzer. Yep. Here we go. Nice call. I can't stop it. Mikey. Now, do I have to give you artist or name? Title or artist. Title or artist? Title or artist. George Jones. He stopped loving her, didn't he? Now you're just showing off. I'm just showing off. Now you're showing off. It was on his 1987 greatest hit. I prefer the live version. Yeah, it actually went number one for 16 weeks. Here we go. Woods. R.E.M. Everybody Hurts. Wow. You're good, you.
Here we go. L.O.B. Elvis. She's beat red. Beat red. Woods. Roy Orbison. Was that crying? Crying. You guys are nerds. I'm going to point something out here. If somebody gets it wrong, at that point, it becomes a game of joystick. You just have to start hitting that buzzer. Because Woodsy will always go, I know. Whoever hits that buzzer, okay? Are you okay with that? I hit a reset button as soon as I can. So if I'm lucky enough to get that thing to light up. Careful what you wish for, pal. I know, I know, I know. He's running mouth over there. I know, I know. He's lit a fire under the kid real good. All right. Here we go. All right. Damn it! Mikey, the Beatles. My buzzer doesn't work.
Wait, wait, wait. Can I ask real quick? Yes. Do you hit with the palm of your hand or the finger? Oh, we're not going to give you. Come on, you guys. We're not going to give you our technique. I hit with fingers, and I feel like fingers doesn't work. Got my technique down and everything. Got my technique. Don't be tickling or nothing. Don't be tickling or nothing. Here we go. Damn it. Dang it. Who got it? Is it L-O-B? I did. L-O-B. Bread. Damn. Dang it. Gosh darn it. Dang it. Dang it. I don't know why you high-fived me, but yes. Dang it. What's the score? Oh, gosh. Mike, two. Lauren, zero. Woods, two. Let's do it. All right. Here we roll. Got myself out of the hole. You think it's Mikey? Yes. Don McClain. Oh, no. I know who it is. L.O.B. Cats in the cradle. Yes. I meant to say Jim Crouch. I'm so stupid. That would have been wrong, too. That would have been wrong, as well. It's not Jim Crouch? No. Cat Stevens. Nope.
Still wrong. No, it's, um, I know it. Oh, it's Harry Chapin. That's right. That's who it is. Everybody always thinks that's him. She got the title. Oh, she did. I did, yeah. It's Harry Chapin. It's one, Mike. Lauren, one. Woods, two. Oh, we're getting close. I'm starting to do this. Hot game today. Here we go. Woo! What did he do? What did he do? I hate it twice. Who cares? L-O-B, yes. Wow, Woods, wow. That one got, that bothered Woods more than usual. I'm furious. Yeah, that one got in his blood. It's circulating through his bloodstream right now. It's like venom. Here we go. Coming back. Here we go. You ready? Hang on a second. Let me update everybody. M1 Oceansider, Woodsy, is doing a great job for you. Who's in the lead, L.O.B.? We're tied for the lead. L.O.B. and Woods. All right. Hang on. And let's see. M1 Mix, are you there? Yes, I am. You got your girl tied with you, man. Yeah. Hang on the line. All right. Let's do it. Here we go. Son of a bitch! Darn it! L.O.B. Darn it! Dang it!
This sucks. Nicole is in the other room and couldn't see Woods, and all she heard was noise. It got so scared. It'll scare you. Come on. It'll scare you. All right, there's three remaining. What is the score? The score is Mike 1, Lauren 3, Woods 2. This is the closest game ever in history. I think we'll just play it out straight up. All right, let's do it. For once. Here we go. You're at D. There's no way. Go ahead, Mikey. It is Anne-Marie. Yes. Woods got it. Woods, go. It's hallelujah. Dang it. Yeah. Actually, you knew it. Now Woods and I are tied for the lead again with three. Mike, you have zero. I lost a point. This is heavy. You are a big zero. Fine. Here we go. I'm going to screw you guys up. LB. Mad World. Mad World. Is that it? Savage Garden. There's one more, but it could potentially tie it up. Nicole just laughed at me for knowing it was going to happen. What do you have, LB? I have four. Woods has three. I have three.
Tie it up. I actually have a tiebreaker in the library if we need it. So here we go. Drive. He hates you. Gosh darn it. Is that it? There she is. I have a bet. I think it's awesome. You're the big winner. Darn it. That one mixed. I knew she would do it. I knew she would do it. She did it. She did it. She brought it home for you, pal. Red hot today. Girl was red hot. The way she was shaking right now, you could see her shaking. Hey, by the way. Mix, are you there? Yes, I am. Hey, listen. Are you going to come to our live broadcast on Friday, February 17th at the House of Blues? You know, if you invite me, I'll try. Yeah, get the day off, bro. It's free. It's free. Okay. Okay? Everybody's going to be there. Hang on the line. Everybody's going to be there. It's going to be L.O.B. dancing like she just was. Shaking the money maker. Like a pussycat doll. You could even go to work just.
At 9.30. That's right. You can go for the whole thing and still be at work by 9.30. 5.30 to 9. Don't miss the gift. That's right. Jay calls it... Jay calls... Yeah. Lauren's behind the gift. That's not the only thing he calls it. He calls it various things. Yeah. He calls it the gift. He also calls it... I don't know. Her butt. Oh, would you like me to go down the list of some of the things that Jay calls it? You're making a list? No, you made a list. What are you talking about? Actually, oh no, I should say this isn't just a list of my but. This is apparently a lot of things. What is that? Oh, you didn't know about this? Uh-uh. Jay, want to explain yourself? I don't even know what you're talking about. Oh, your list that I found. What? It's a list of words. I was like, L-O-B. And then a list of words. Would you like to read them? That is for a song. That's for a parody song. You can choose which go on the air, Mike. I was writing a parody song. Holy cow. Yeah. How would you like to find that on your friend's desk? Why are you going through my desk? Because I'm the assistant producer and you're the executive producer. Oh, no. I've got to write a song. Listen to this. You don't have to write a song. I do. It says L.O.B. song. Yeah. Old is the first word out there. The first word is old. Oh, my God. Big butt. Flat chest. Cats.
Day. Hooker. Hooker. Hooker. You are a smelly pirate hooker. Drying up. Oh. Easy. Easy. Easy. That's a word on there. Klutz. Yeah, that's true. They're all true. Unwed. Yep. Oh, my God. He's so vicious. I know. It's a song. This is his creativity process, by the way. Yeah, it's his process. This is his process. Spinster. What rhymes with spinster? Finster. Finster. The last one on here is dark meat. What did you do when you saw that? I was mad. I got like almost mad. My face got all hot. Yeah, my face got all hot. I saw old was the first thing on there. And then I was like, and I came in, he was like. Let's see. I got to put together a list here of L.O.B. stuff. I want to write a song. Big butt. A whole flat chest. Slut. Hooker. Klutz. Unwed. Dark meat. That'll do it. Dark meat. Some of them made me laugh and some of them I was like, what the heck? Let me tell you this. I don't want any part of it.
His thought process. No, I don't either. I don't know part of it. Because when he does do a song, we purposely don't listen to it so we can hear it on the air live. And that's his process. That's his notes on LLB. He doesn't get his list back, so there's not going to be a song. No. Oh, I wish there was a song. With all those words. Dark meat. Dark meat. Is that how you do it? You write down a bunch of words and then just spitball? For you guys, it's easy because it's just all about food and fat. But with her... She's harder to write about. Yeah. And for the record, I don't think you're flat-chested. You just always say it, so. But I do think you're old, and I do think you're a whore. And I think you're drying up. And they are drying up, so. They are drying up, technically. Cats, cats. And you will have an S-load of cats in the future, I promise. Well, there ain't no doubt about it. You'll just be the old woman living in the shoe. The old spinster. Dark meat thing was just, I was hungry. And I was horny. Hungry and horny. HH. Jamie, Woods' wife, has been working so much that last night she came home and Woods decided to stroll out nude in the living room. She was working. Woods just walk. That's his bit. He'll just walk out. Just walk out nude. Nude. Naked. Like, do you walk normal? Or do you look like a big showy special? No, I walk normal. He strolls in. I got home and then I always sit in the hot tub when I get home.
And then I want to wash that off me, you know? So I showered, and she was on her laptop, weird, like sending orders, just buried in her laptop in the living room watching TV. And I just said, I looked out there, and I'm going to get her. Walked right past her. She didn't even notice. Call if you do that. I want to hear from people that do that. Oh, I do that, but not as a bit. I do it, but I do it so much that Matt doesn't even look up anymore. He's out of his mind. I get upset because he'll be doing something. Then I finally have to start dancing. Really? And he doesn't do anything? No, because that's how I walk around the house. You've played the card too much. I know. Can you really play that card too much? No, that card's always good. I'm pretty sure all of my neighbors have seen me nude as well because I forget sometimes and leave the windows open. What will he do? He'll keep working on the computer? Sometimes he looks up and is like, oh, hey, but most of the time he's just like, oh, yeah, she's naked again. He's out of his mind. She's naked again. Yeah. That never gets old. I don't think it gets old. It does. Trust me. I have a buddy I play video games with. He gets nude for you all the time. His wife, when she wants him to get off, no, it's not Adam. She will walk through the room with just her high heels on.
What are high hills? Oh, like the Alps are high hills. Yeah, like the Alps go high and so is Mount Everest. The Rockies. Mount Hood. Those are very high hills. I've never known anybody to get off a video game so quick. I gotta go. Oh, yeah, so she's doing it again, didn't she? And he's like, yep. Is she stoked that he tells you that she's walking through the limit? Right. Doesn't seem to care. Doesn't seem to care. I feel like a little bit of clothes works better than the nude bit. Call us if you do that with your spouse. Just for fun. I'm a big nude. To make them laugh. I'm a big nude guy. Literally a big nudist. You're nudist. You do the nude bit for laughs. Yeah, and I'll also, I'll give her a tuck back every now and then for laughs, and she gets a kick out of that. She does. What a creep you are. The other day in the mirror, we were both getting ready to go somewhere, and I got out of the shower, straight tucked back, and then I turned around and walked into the shower, tucked back. She goes, I've never seen it from behind. Oh, my God. It got her so good. Oh, man. You don't do that? You don't have that dynamic in your house? I'm just like you. No, we do not have that dynamic. But you do things like laptop nude. Yes. You do go home and take your clothes off immediately. I like that. I prefer that when I get home and I'm in the privacy of my own boudoir, I do like to be naked. Save that clip. If you didn't have a bunch of people in your house, would you cook nude? Yes. Well, sometimes I'll walk downstairs nude if it's the middle of the night. That's insane. It's the middle of the night. You're taking a chance. No, I'm not. I know nobody's getting up.
You can ruin everybody's appetite. What did he say? He said you can ruin everybody's appetite. Mike, it's morning time. Don't do it. Mike, what if some poor little child put bacon in their mouth right when you said that? Nudity with your spouse is funny. It is funny. Nudity is always funny. Can't it be sexy instead of just funny? No. Why does it make people laugh? Well, you're doing a dance, L.O.B. Well, eventually, to get attention. Well, you look like you. I look like me. It's different. Like, if I look like Ryan Gosling, for example, and I walked out nude, it may be sexy. Yeah. I walk out nude, I look like Chris Farley. Yeah. Well, if Ryan Gosling was to, like, do a dance and shimmy everything around, that would be funny. Yeah. I look like the Michelin man walking into the shower. So there's that. It's funny because it's true. Hurts when it's true. Hurts more. Yeah, it hurts way more. I'm on Paul from San Diego. Hi. How are you guys doing? Good. You do the nude bit? I do it all the time. Your wife? Does your wife laugh? Yeah, she does. But then again, sometimes I guess I play the card too much and she won't even look. Yeah, me too. It's over.
Yeah, you can overplay it, and then they know your routine. Especially men. Men can overplay it real good. Oh, yeah. I'll teach you guys a good move. I learned it from one of the best. You walk away and just let your butt hang out. Oh, yeah, I've done that. Oh, yeah, my white, cellulite-ridden butt. That gives a good laugh. Hair, there's some hair. What do you do? You pull your... You pull the pants down just a little bit. I do that. Yeah, and you walk away and you're like, okay, whatever you want. That's funny. That is a funny bit. That's a good bit. That's funny. If you got the gift, it's better. Yeah, the gift. Well, anything works. M1 Carolyn from San Diego. You there, Carolyn? Yeah. You do the nude thing? M1 Petey, but yeah, like L-O-B, it's kind of worn thin. Yeah. You do it too much? Yeah, I wore it out. So what do you do? Now, LOB does it to get his attention. Is that what you do? Yeah, if he's on his laptop or watching TV, I'll just sort of, but I strut. So you do like the runway? Yeah. It's a catwalk? Yeah. So you'll strut through, and he'll be on his laptop, and he'll just keep looking at the laptop.
Well, you know, sometimes I do it when, you know, I'm trying to get him to, you know, make love. Frisky. Right. Yes. You're trying to get him frisky. Make love. And, yeah, actually, it works pretty well, but if he's not in the mood, then I just get a chuckle. Not in the mood? No. Oh, boy. How could anyone never not be in the mood? A man. We're talking about a man, right? Yeah, are you sure he ain't a heishi from Taiwan? Lady boy. Lady boy. Are you sure your husband's not a woman? Because I ain't never not been in the mood. I mean, I'm in the mood. I was at a funeral once. I did it anyway. As it's happening, I'm in the mood for more. That's right. Kim and I went to a slaughterhouse one time. I didn't care. Oh, I didn't care. Right in the bathroom. He actually did something weird for me. I was in on it. On the killing floor. You never. On the killing floor. I missed that. And I killed. My gosh. On the killing floor. And I mean I murdered. We went to Auschwitz one time and yeah, same thing. Oh, boy. Oh, I'm not joining you on that one. That was pretty yikesy. Yeah, a little over the top. Sometimes that's not funny. A little bit.
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But it's a 99 cent store. They are going to have a 22 inch Philips flat screen, which is a $230 value for less than a dollar. They did this in their Covina store. 300 people camped out. Wow. Four days ahead of time. No way. Yeah. So tomorrow they're going to open the doors on this new place here in San Diego and they will have. The first nine people in line be able to buy that 22-inch flat screen for 99 cents. That's insane. Why would more than nine people camp out? They want that TV. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Well, they'll only be, yeah. They're hoping one of them, like, dies before the doors open. Yeah, if you get there and there's not, you just count and go, going home. Going home. 10, I'm out. Hang it up. Yep. But, yeah, it's going to be the first nine people in line. That's pretty awesome, isn't it? Yeah, it is.
If you can get there. Yeah. An M1 is a Mikey show listener. And so if you're an M1, you belong to M1 Nation. You can become a part of M1 Nation just by listening to the Mikey show for long periods of time on the radio, on the FM frequency. And you can go to our Facebook page, facebook.com slash Mikey show. Want you to be dialed in as an M1. Be a part of M1 Nation. Woods, I forgot to ask you about what to lead you in with sports. What's going on? Well, the big story besides Super Bowl week in Indianapolis is the health of Peyton Manning and the future of Peyton Manning, one of the greatest quarterbacks ever to play. He's had three neck surgeries. He's owed $28 million in about a month and a half. It doesn't look good. There are reports coming out saying that, look, this is not an injury that he's going to be able to recover from. They actually asked Eli Manning about it yesterday at Media Day, and here's what he had to say about me. Peyton's going to do everything he can to get back healthy. I think that's the number one priority right now is to get him.
Get him well. Get him back at the level that he was playing football. If he can do that, everything else will work itself out. Yeah. Look, 35 years old, three neck surgeries, that's a risky move to pay the guy. If it works, though, dude, it's Peyton Freaking Manning. Exactly. Also, quickly, the Padres have agreed to a deal with Dustin Mosley. He was their arbitration-eligible pitcher. $2 million means the offer that they gave to him. They will not go to arbitration with any of their players. He was 3-10 last year, but his ERA was 3.30. 3-10. Yeah, but his ERA is really low, meaning he doesn't give up a lot of runs. They just don't score a lot of runs for him. Yeah, that's the deal. And that's always been the bit with San Diego and the Padres. You can't score runs. We've got to score runs in order for that to work. Yeah, maybe if he didn't play in the Grand Canyon. Yeah, it's true. That is a true fact. Mitt Romney killed it in Florida. 46% of the vote. That is a 32% victory over Newt Gingrich, who came in second place. Rick Santorum, third, 13% of the vote. Ron Paul, last place, 7%. Ron Paulers, just take it easy. Let's chill out, man. Chillax. Chillax. Ron Paul people get real uppity. Oh, man, they get real fired up. Yeah, they do.
They just want to tell you all about Ron Paul and weed and stuff. Yep. Real good. And you're like, dude, hey, more power to you. To each his own. His own. Or her own. Or her own. You know, but it's our own. So just, you know, have your guy. Let's see. Four ways that you're destroying the planet and you don't even know it. There's things that you're doing that you wouldn't even have normally, excuse me, thought about. One of the things that you're doing. Is using soft toilet paper. Check. Yeah. Of course you are because it's better. It's nicer. Feels way better. Feels way better. 50 to 75% of the toilet paper that we use comes from virgin forests. Take it easy. He's got nothing for that? I know. Well, he was looking in here and he had a face and I was like. I'm just waiting. I'm just going to let it go. Just going to let that one fly by. Wow.
This is almost a momentous moment. It really is. It's the first time it's ever happened. I just hadn't been there yet. You have sex with trees? That's the joke. Well, slut trees. I haven't found a virgin one yet. Watering your lawn is destroying the planet because you use 50 to 70% of our drinking water is used to keep grass green. Isn't that the city's fault? Shouldn't they use a different water source? No, it's your fault. You're doing your lawn. I would be fine with never watering the lawn again. Yeah, I don't even have a lawn. Oh, come on. I don't care. You have to have a nice plant. Dude, you don't want yellow lawn. You're a yellow lawn guy. I don't care. I don't care. Yellow lawn guy in the neighborhood is a douche. Well, I'm not yellow lawn guy, but I wouldn't care if I was. You would be yellow lawn guy? To save our planet, Mike? Yes, I would. Oh. Put down some mulch instead. Yeah, put down some gravel. Nothing says a homey yard like gravel. You should put down some white.
rocks. What about AstroTurf? What about kids playing in the yard? Do you want to just play on the rocks? I don't have kids. No, I don't have kids either. The city should stop treating, that water should be undrinkable water. So now they have to run all new lines to your house? I love the environment, so. Keeping your electronics plugged in, ruin the planet. Who doesn't do that? I unplug mine. They call it vampire energy. You do not. You're such a liar. I promise you. The TV is the only one I keep plugged in. There's no way. I saw your computer was plugged in here yesterday when you left. Thank you. Thank you, Jay. This is my place of work. We're calling out the truth. It's electronic, so. We can handle the truth. I can't unplug it every single day. I unplug it. It unplugs right from the back. Lauren O'Brien, you're telling your friends. And every M1 in M1 Nation at home, you unplug stuff. I do. The only thing you leave plugged in at home is what? The TV. You reset your alarm clock every day? I don't have a plug-in alarm clock. I have a battery operated and a phone. I leave the whole bit plugged in. Do you have a stereo of any kind? Nope. You don't have anything that plays music? Nope. Just my TV. Do you have a microwave? I do. Do you plug it in?
I knew it. Oh, if I'm going to use it. Okay, and the oven and the refrigerator stay plugged in. But the microwave I only plug in if I'm going to use it. Wow. I've never seen her place, but if we ever have the occasion, well, we never will. There's not enough room for everybody. It's a really small place. Woods has been there. I've been there. It's small. It was one time. It was no big deal. We've been drinking. It was not a big deal. This last one is going to blow you away. How you're destroying the environment. You don't even know it. Taking birth control pills. L.O.B. Listen to this. Now listen to this. Not the past couple of months. Here's what it does. What did you say? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What did she say? She goes, not the past couple of months. New ball of wax. I'm going to. Too expensive. I'm going to explain this, and then we're talking. Oh, yeah. Okay. Put it on hold. The birth control pill. It works by.
flooding a woman's body with estrogen. Problem with that is there's a surplus of it. Ends up in her urine. That goes into the sewage system, which in turn is all fine and good. But then the estrogen makes its way back into the waterways where it gives male fish fertility problems. Thanks, L.O.B. Because of Lauren. And Lauren. Matt, did you hear that? Sometimes... You make fish. You, Lauren. You. Lauren O'Brien makes fish develop both male and female sex traits. Lady boys? Lady boy fish. Lady fish? Lauren is a lady fish. You're a lady fish maker. That's terrible. You're a lady boy fish maker. I'm not, because I'm not on a pill. Lady boy fish maker. I'm not. I thought you were on the birth control pill. I was, and then I stopped. Oh, you're doing the trick bit. No. Yeah, you get him. Yeah, you get him.
No, Matt knows I'm, because here's the deal. There was a time in my life where I was like, I can't handle having a kid. You know, I'm just, I got this, I got that, whatever. And now it's like, well, if it happens, it's supposed to happen. Plus, you know, you don't want to. If it happens, it's supposed to happen. If it happens, it's supposed to happen. Plus, you don't want to kill all your chances off. What if I spend 20 years trying to stop a natural process and then I get to an age where I can't do it? You won't. You won't. The birth control... Wait. I actually know something about this. Yeah, the birth control pill works itself out of your system eventually. Yeah, that's for some people. Some people get pregnant right away after stopping the pill. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know somebody like that. I know a lot of people like that. I do too. I do not. I'm just going to say, c'est la vie. Wow. There you go. Get some. But what if you get pregnant? It's not the worst thing in the world. I know it isn't, but... But what? Doesn't that open up a whole new can of worms? Single mom right away. Is that right? I'd rather be a single mom than not have a kid. You can bring him in here. I'll take care of him. Thank you. I'll help too. Thank you. Now I'm supposed to say something. You have to. I don't know what to say. You can buy him an outfit. Yeah, buy him an outfit. I'll buy cake or something. I'm not worried about it. No, we're not talking about cake. I'm not worried about it. I'm not worried about it. What about your boyfriend? Come what may.
What about your boyfriend? He's a bigger fan of kids, I think, than marriage. Oh, God. That's perfect. Oh, man. Good for you. He's been trying for years. He's been trying to get you pregnant for years? Well, he's been doing what you do to get people pregnant. And he doesn't care? He's just willy-nilly? So uncomfortable? You know. I'm so uncomfortable? He doesn't care. He likes kids. He doesn't? He likes kids. I like kids. That's the one thing we have in common. I know, but I... I thought you'd take precautions and all that. Well, there's an order to things. There's an order to things. Most of the time. Yeah, some of the time. Hey, look, life doesn't always work out like we planned. Yeah, exactly. I don't want to play God anymore. I don't. Oh, my gosh. I don't. I don't. Have you discussed this with your boyfriend and, like, this is what you guys have said collectively? Well, here's the thing that happened. I forgot. But before I left for the East Coast, I forgot to refill. And I was like, shoot. And then I was like, you know what? I don't like the way I feel on it. And I don't. No, you don't have to say it. It's okay. No, it's not. It's not that. It's super expensive. And then when I told Matt that, I was like, you know, I haven't for a month. He goes, yeah, you have been a lot more stable lately. I knew something was up. I said, as opposed to what? Unstable? Boy, that guy.
Putting words back in his mouth. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. You announced to him after a month? No, no, no. I told him before we left. Just so he knew. I was like, by the way, if you want funny business, you should know something. Holy cow. Say what up, black people? We were both staying at my parents' house, his parents' house. So we were like, ah, we won't have to worry about it anyway. And then when we got back here, I was like, by the way, I still haven't. And he's like, ah. He doesn't care? No. Is that scared? I would be scared. Please watch closely as I use my lips. That's creepy. This is on the Today Show right now.
Once again, here's Ann. Matt, thanks. Now to some breaking medical news this morning that will get the attention of a lot of women all across this country. Pfizer is recalling one million packs of birth control pills after discovering a packaging error that could lead to unintended pregnancies. Dr. Carrie Peterson is an internist and contributor to Women's Health magazine. She joins us now. Dr. Peterson, good morning. Do you think Pfizer's worried right now? In other words, and let me just just to kind of crystallize the thought for you as eloquently as I can. imagine that you are a company that creates brakes for an automobile. And then you discover that the brakes actually don't work at all. And so when you go to stop your car, it's not going to stop in any way, shape, or freaking form. In other words, when you lay your foot into that brake pedal, you just keep plowing right ahead. Because essentially what Pfizer has said this morning is, ladies, We, man, how do we tell you this? The birth control pill, you know, the thing that you're taking to not get pregnant. It may not work. It may not work at all. Specifically, what brands made by Pfizer are involved in this recall? There are two brands. One is Low Oval 28. Oh, yes. And one is Norgestrel and Ethanol Estradiol. Didn't matter anyway, then. Were you on that? Yeah. Oh, my God. Are you serious, Lauren? Yep.
Okay, I'm going to rewind that because there's a bunch of – if you're listening, fellas, or if you're listening, ladies, if you're ladies on this and you think you're stopping pregnancy, well, guess what? Pfizer is like – I have a burning in my loin right now. Hey, Jay, do me a favor with the drops just for a second and – Health Magazine. She joins us now. Dr. Peterson, good morning. Good morning, Anne. Specifically, what brands made by Pfizer are involved in this recall? There are two brands. One is Low Oval 28, and one is Norgestrel and Ethanol Estradiol. It's 14 lots of each. Oh, never mind. At least they're very easy to remember. There are guys right now in their office that are texting the girl. Yeah. Hey, are you on Laura Vestral? Yeah. Hey, are you on Jack Kevorkian? I thought they said something different the first time. I wasn't on either one. So you weren't on those? There are two brands. One is Low Oval 28.
Ovaltine? Yeah. Low oval, 28. And one is more gestural and ethanol estradiol. It's 14 lots of each. Okay, do we have to worry that women using these birth control pills not only may suffer unintended pregnancies, but also may have these birth control pills be harmful to them? Is there any concern about that? No, there is no concern. What has happened is every single birth control pack has three weeks of an active ingredient. Ann Curry's like, I know, I've taken the... Until before. I'm on it now. She's like, I'm not just speaking to you, Anne. I'm actually speaking to the nation. The entire audience. The entire audience. And one week of an inactive ingredient, and that's when women menstruate. What has happened is there's... Oh, gosh, Mike. Menstruate. Menstruate. Menstruate. Menstruate. I have never heard someone say menstruate. Menstruate. Barbara Walters has said it before. I guarantee she was really nervous. And she was thinking to herself, I'm about to nationally say menstruate. Yeah. And she went menstruate. Menstruate. Because she couldn't. Don't say period. Oh, gosh. What has happened is there has been a mix-up. So that some of the inactive pills have been mixed up and placed where the active pills are. No. Aren't they a different color? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? Or vice versa. They're not quite sure. It's not vice versa. It's not vice versa.
Freaking versa. It's vice versa. She's a doctor. Thank you. No, she works for Women's Health magazine. Oh, that's different. I thought she said doctor so-and-so. She's a doctor. You can be a doctor and work for Women's Health. It's not vice versa. It's vice versa. Makes me insane. Rebecca, pregnancy for the entire month. And so if you are someone who has had these lots, stop it immediately and use a form of birth control instead. And if you have been using these lots and you're concerned that you may be now vulnerable to being pregnant, is there an option? Prayer. Just hoping. Begging for forgiveness. Fingers crossed. Crossing your fingers is good. Like fortune cookie. Hoping. Hoping is another way to do this. There are options. If you're vulnerable, first off, see your doctor right away to get a pregnancy test. What I recommend is walking into your doctor's office and throwing the pack at their face. You're going to want to use condoms immediately as a backup form.
Isn't it a little too late for that, doctor? There is one other way that you can do it. You can get into a DeLorean and get it up to 88 miles an hour, go back in time, and then not have sex at all. Well, you're going to need to time it with a lightning strike on the clock tower because the DeLorean is not working. Exactly. There are also over-the-counter termination kits available that you could take right away if you do think that you are. Thank you. Thank you for making it so uncomfortable for us here on the Today Show. Now here's Matt. Thank you. Much of the country is enjoying unseasonably. Well, thank you, Anne. I have to go, actually, Anne. I need to call my wife. I need to call. Hey, this is breaking news. Don Cornelius, this is sad. Created Soul Train, was the host of Soul Train, is dead of an apparent suicide. Oh, man. I know, man. Love that guy. This is very sad. Very sad. He was found in his Sherman Oaks home this morning. It appears to be an apparent suicide. And it happened at 4 o'clock this morning. Law enforcement says he died from a gunshot wound. No way. Yeah, that is very, very sad. Guy was legit.
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On FM 94.9. Brian is going to be dancing like a pussycat doll along with 10 M1s. That's a great, sexy cat. Boy, she does a sexy cat, doesn't she? That's so sexy. It's so sexy. With a hairball. So, yeah. Sorry. What we want you to do is be at our live broadcast on Friday, February 17th. Lauren O'Brien on stage with 10. Beautiful M1s. Yeah. I'm going to post a picture of them probably on Friday. Nice. Very cool. We actually require that you be there. Yeah. Yeah, it's required of you. If you're an M1, it's required that you're there. Don't sit in your house with a radio in the dark listening to us. Come on out. Play your face. It's probably the first time that we've done a live broadcast. I don't do live broadcasts very often from a different location.
but we're making an exception to be down at House of Blues. Yeah, all we had to say was fishnet and high heels, and you said, I'm in. Right, because that's, you know, in keeping with my sensibilities and who I am. So we'll be down there partying it up. Mimosas. Oh, yeah. There's going to be breakfast burritos. Now, you've got to pay for that stuff, but you get in for free. Yeah. So take the day off now. Plan for it now. You got plenty of time. Yeah. So plan for it now. There's a study done that says, not a study, a new dating trend. I think this is cool. You smell people. It's a pheromone party. That's what they're calling it. Now, here's what they ask you to do. It's kind of like speed dating, but a little bit different. What you do is you wear a T-shirt, men and women, you wear a T-shirt to bed three nights in a row. No deodorant. OK, now I don't. It's not gross. It's not gross. And then what you do is you bring that T-shirt to this party where there's a bunch of people and you don't know whose shirt is whose because you brought it there. You smell it. And whichever one you really like and really has a traction for you, that is the person that you're matched with because maybe you picked each other. So you go, I like shirt number three and your shirt number 10.
Well, 10 and 3 liked each other. Wow. They say that they've been doing this and it actually works. For me, smell is a big deal. Big player in your life. It is a big player in my life. Much like breasts are in mine. Yes. Woods is a breast guy. I'm a smell guy. Yeah. If a girl smells really pretty, I think it's wonderful. I think it's nice. I'm with you, dude. I mean, I've hooked up with girls I normally wouldn't have because they smelled nice. Yeah, I mean. It's a true story. And it sticks. It's sticky. It stays in the brain. Yeah. My brother, Steve, said that Katy Perry smelled really great. Oh, I bet. Oh. Yeah. I'd like to find out. Me too. Katy Perry smelled really great. Oh, I bet she smells so good. The puppy's breath. What do you guys think of the puppy's breath, by the way? Angel's kisses. What do you guys think of that whole deal? I would do it. A pheromone party? Yeah, I wear like, I would like to wear one of Matt's t-shirts that he's been wearing that day. I like to wear it to bed because I like the way it smells. Yeah. Or if he's like, we don't spend the night together or something, I like to take one of his shirts. I like the way Rebecca smells. Yeah, I love the way my wife smells. It's my wife, so. Yeah, I'm just saying she smells good. I know, but. Yeah, she does smell good. Hug her and you get a hug and maybe, you know, a little sniff of her hair. I don't do that, but she does smell good.
Sniff of her hair. Maybe she walks by you and you just kind of lean over. I don't do any of that, but she's just a nice smelling lady. Maybe he breaks into your house and goes into your clothes hamper. Maybe you're standing in the closet and she doesn't see you. It's glaring. Why are you glaring at me? He's the creep. I wish I could turn his microphone off. You're begging me with your eyes. Oh, I'm begging you to make it happen that I could turn off his microphone. M1 Anonymous from San Diego. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hello. Hello. You're on the air. Hi, guys. Hi. Hi. Hello? Yeah, hello. You're on the air. Okay. Wow, that's amazing. This is great. I didn't, it's like, I was in shock. Why are you calling? I'm calling because I love the way that Mikey smells. Hey, look at you.
There's one. Yeah. How do you know how I smell? Well, I've been to the show and I just love the way you smell. You've been in here in the studio? Yeah. When were you in here? Oh, a couple weeks ago. You guys were having like a taping thing and I came in and there's like this speed dating thing where you smell people's t-shirts, you know? That's what we were just talking about. Yeah, yeah. So I did that. And it's like most of the time, you know, right away, it's like, no, no, no, no, no. But something about Mikey. That's a movie, Something About Mikey. Yeah, I saw that. Is that the one where the guy gets the thing caught in the zipper? Oh, my God. You got her very flustered, Mike. You must smell really good because she's really flustered.
It smells so good. I can't even describe it because it's not like a perfume. It's not like a food. It's just like an essence. It's like a perfume food. Yeah, it's like enchilada sauce. Perfume. It's more of a sauce. Maybe. I don't know, but I go crazy. How much did Jay pay you to make this phone call? Seriously. Say that I smell like food and cologne. You do smell good. You're a good smelling man. Yeah, like food. and cologne. She said it's not. No, it's not. I thought she said it was. She said it's not like a perfume. It's not like a food. Is it like a sombrero? Yes. What about a burro? By burro, you mean burrito. She smells like a pinata. Well, thank you for the call. That's very sweet. You do smell good. You're a good smelling man. A couple of weeks ago, I'm trying to think what we were doing. Well, we weren't. We weren't. Jay. What did we do a couple weeks ago? Hey, listen. I want you to call and tell Mike he smells like food in a break. He smells like Mexico in the summertime. Oh, wow. Tell him he smells like a Tijuana restaurant that's been shut down for unsafe practices. He smells like lobster that's gone bad. Julianne Moore is going to play.
Sarah Palin. Really? Yeah. They're doing a movie about Sarah Palin? Yeah. Yeah. Have you heard about it? No. Anybody else? Check this out. I got a clip. We can see if she sounds anything like Sarah Palin. Here we go. If you are going to seriously consider the governor of Alaska, you have to call her now. This is Sarah. American one. Say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull. Lipstick. CNN has this even with Obama. We can really win this thing. I'm not sure how much she knows about foreign policy. You can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska. Oh my God, what have we done? Doesn't sound like Sarah Palin even a little bit. Sounds like her Boston accent. I'm sleeping with my baby. She's on the verge of a complete nervous breakdown. You're telling me what to say, what to wear. I am not your puppet. That's good. That was good.
You thought so? Yeah, I thought that was pretty good. I am not your puppet. You can see Alaska from here. I can't believe she said that. That doesn't sound like, to me it didn't. She does a Boston accent? Yeah. It sounded like that. Yeah. I can see Alaska from here. Both are terrible. Mikey, this is 100% crazy and just happened. Email we got. I've been dating a girl we will call Melissa for two and a half months. Met her at a furniture store, which is so random but kind of awesome. So my friend Brian meets her and says she's a stripper. I tell him there's no way. He says he's 95% sure. What's the other 5%? So I ask her, and she gets super mad and says that she, quote, did, and it was one time, which I don't believe. She's not talking to me right now, and I don't know if I did something wrong in asking. Plus, I don't believe it was only once. I know what you will think. But I'd like to know what Woods and Jay and L.O.B.'s take is. M1 Manta or Manta. Yeah, I think that it was probably not one time. It could have been like Amateur Night. Yeah. What girl doesn't want to do Amateur Night? What? What girl doesn't want to do Amateur Night? My wife probably doesn't. Yeah. My wife probably didn't want to do Amateur Night. At one point, maybe they did.
At one point. No, I don't think. She's kind of modest. Yeah, my wife. Modest also. Kim? Kim's very modest. Yeah, very modest. Well, anyway. You ain't backing out of this one, amateur. It could have been an amateur night for her. Ella B., you ever done an amateur night? No, but I would in a different city. I mean, I would have. Not, I couldn't. Stripping. Right. No. Nah, well, maybe. Wow. Pasties? Yeah. You would do pasty dance. Not now, I wouldn't. But there was a time. There was a time. Holy cow, this girl about five years ago. She must have been a wild person. I was wild. Probably, yeah, probably like right before, like in college and then right before I met my current boyfriend, which is about five years ago. Wow. Wow is right. Look out. Oh, listen, I don't know why this guy cares either way. If she was or she wasn't, if she did it for a year, if she did it for two days, I don't care.
Everybody's got a past. You have a past. I have a past. Yeah, I know. I know. I just want to know. Well, here's the deal, too. What if my past was that I used to rob banks? Takes a certain kind of person to rob a bank. Did you do your time? Yeah. Okay. I got no problem with you. Takes a certain kind of person to rob a bank. I still have a problem with them. Wait, wait, wait. I got a different example. Once I do, I did 10 years in prison, this guy says. I did 10 years in prison because I was an arsonist. An arsonist? Yeah. Doesn't it take a mindset? Wait, hang on a second. I'll debate with you. No, wait, wait, wait. Hang on. Before you get upset. I'm not upset at all. You're going to kill me right now. No, I'm not. I swear to God, I won't. You're about to throw something at me. I'm holding an orange right now. Is that my orange? No. I'm just trying to think of a job where you can say, well, it takes a mindset to do that job. How about dogfighting? Not a job, but you said. When Mike Vick was exonerated, when he did his time, you go, okay, we have to forgive him. But then people are going to go, well, why are you comparing a stripper with a dogfighter? Right. Just because you let the guy have a job, again, doesn't mean you want to date him. Right. Let's talk about dating. A job. A job. A job is dating. Unsavory job for the opposite sex. For a man? Yeah. What if he was an adult film star?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Would you date a guy that used to be in porn elevator? No way. Because it would take a certain mindset for a dude. What if he was a male stripper? Yeah, male stripper. What if he was, let's keep apples to apples. Don't say tip for tat. Apples to apples. Oranges to oranges. No, I wouldn't. You wouldn't date a guy that used to strip in college as a male stripper? Really? Because it takes a certain... No, it doesn't. Personality, certain... Did you say for a guy to strip? No, he needed money. You would never do that. You would date a stripper? No, you would never strip. I couldn't strip? Well, dude, there's never been a time in your life where that is something you would do. No, I haven't had to. But, you know, if somebody had a fetish. Nobody has to. If somebody had a fetish for fat cellulite. No, no, no. You haven't always been an overweight guy. That's true. Okay. So when you used to be Mr. Hunkerino, you wouldn't have been a stripper. I don't think. No, I don't. And maybe it does take a special kind of guy. But. That, not special, a certain kind of guy. But people change, man. People can change. There are girls that have stripped before that are probably pediatricians somewhere. They're probably veterinarians. They're probably attorneys, you know? I agree. So I don't think that you can generalize. And like this guy, look, if she's cool and you guys get along, who cares if she's stripped? Yeah, forget about it. You can't judge people, man. No, no, no. You guys say that. Well, here's the deal. I don't. Well, wait a minute. Hang on a second.
I think I just don't want to find out from my friend. Yeah, I don't want to find out from my boy that's seen her shaking it. I'm fine if she did that and whatever. And also, I want her to be honest. If it was one time, it was one time. Don't tell me that. One time is no big deal. Yeah, but don't tell me that. And the truth is, you worked at Cheetahs for four months. What kind of memory does this guy have? Four years. Do you remember every stripper you ever see? Well, maybe you do if your best friend's dating her. Or maybe if you're there often enough and you keep seeing the girl. Yeah. I had a buddy that dated a stripper and they had a great relationship. I'm sure. Wait a minute. If it's the buddy I'm thinking about, they... No, it's not. No. No. They had a great relationship or they had a great bedroom rapport? No, they had a great relationship. I doubt it. They did. M1 Leah from San Diego. You just got the strippers union really upset. The strippers union is going to get mad. Go ahead. I think that it's... It shouldn't be that big of a deal. It's stuff that happened before she met him. And, you know, nobody knows how long before she met him it happened. I agree. I just think she needs to be honest. She's got to be honest about... What if she is being honest? Okay, if she's being honest, cool. And how do you know? You got to trust her. You got to trust her. The most important part of a relationship. Yeah. I mean, who knows? But the other part of it is, too, is a lot of people like, you know, the word stripper or whatever else are like, oh, this person has all these issues. I have a friend who...
Did it just because she liked it and it made her feel sexy? I mean, just because someone does a job like that doesn't mean they have issues along with it. Well, wait a minute. If she did that to feel sexy, that's different. I mean, there's a lot of ways you could feel sexy you're not in a strip club. That's what worked for her, though, man. I mean, that's what made her feel good. Okay. Isn't it fair for me, though, to go... I don't want to date that girl. Yes, it is. You can say that about... I don't want to date that girl because that trips me out that that's the way that she gets to feel sexy. Because what if I marry her and she's like, look, I want to feel sexy. I'm going to Cheetah's tonight. I'm working. You have to be for everybody, but if that was her thing, that was her thing. And there may be a dude that's like, hey, I love that my lady's going to work at Cheetah's tonight. There are guys like that. There are guys like that. There are guys. You and I are friends with one of them, Mikey. You and I are. We are? Yes. He lives in Texas. His name is Mark Balvin. Oh, wow. I don't think he would care. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, look, seriously. My thing is that everybody has a past. I've done some dastardly things in my past, man. Well, now we're saying it's dastardly.
No, but I'm saying me, I've done some dastardly stuff, stuff that's way worse than stripping. And luckily for me, my wife was able to see past that stuff and marry me anyway. Well, you know me. I got wacky stuff in my past. But the truth of the matter is, in order for me to even have a brain to do half the stuff that I did, I am a certain type of guy. Sure. And you got to take that into consideration about me. Some people would rather date a stripper than an alcoholic. 100%. Yeah, for sure. And, by the way, the fact that I was an alcoholic, like, didn't I have some, like, personality stuff that came along with that? You got to take what you can deal with and be honest with yourself. 100. But she needs to be honest as well. 100. M1 Daddy Longlegs. Hey, what's going on? Go ahead, man. Hey, I agree with you, Mikey. I think that Woods would never strip. Thank God. Any indication. I mean, it's time at the Mashed Potato. That's right. Hey, Woods, do you remember that? Do I remember what? Do you remember that time that you worked at that gay establishment called the Mashed Potato Club? It was gay friendly. Yeah. And so are you. We did have gay clientele. We did have straight clientele. Yeah. Many of which I betted. Do you remember what? The women. What was his name?
Do you remember when they asked you to strip and you were like, no, just drinks. It's all right. I'll take my shirt off. I'm just pouring tonight. Just my shirt. I never took my shirt off. Do you remember that? Didn't. Didn't you? Oh. Do you remember when you buttoned down the buttons all the way to your belt buckle? And you were like, all right, this is as much as you get to see, guys. Woods, is it true that you're uniform at the Mashed? A potato club only weighed four ounces? Is that true? That is not true. That's not true. What you're saying is that is not true. That's not true. I do have a serious question. Go ahead. Legitimate question. A legitimate question. Go ahead. Okay. This is a legitimate question? Yes. Okay. Is it true that you put a cucumber in your pants every night to get tips? That's a legitimate question. That is a legitimate question. Because that's what I heard. I didn't have to. Those dudes would come around no matter what. Yeah. All of my clientele. You love your what? All right, then I do have a legitimate question. All right, legitimate. Did you wear extra tight pants so that the men you hit on would tip you more? That's a legitimate question. First of all, the guys that you would hit on, that's a legitimate question. Did you wear tighter pants? I might have flirted with a couple dudes here and there, but it's no big deal. Put your tiny hand in mine. Isolate. Do not isolate. Isolate. I will murder all of you. Isolate.
I might have batted these long eyelashes at a couple gentlemen while I was making them a cosmopolitan. Get, get, get, get, get. Don't isolate. Don't try to say cosmopolitan on me. Cosmopolitan. Thank you. Cosmopolitan. I will use that clip in many ways. That was fantastic. You silly sausage. M1 Hillcrest Vato from Hillcrest is on the line. Hi. Hey, you know, I have a child with a stripper. And I know many strippers, and, you know, I'm friends with Michelle Bombshell and stuff. Michelle Bombshell McGee? Yeah. Yeah. Name dropper. Homewrecker McGee? Oh, God. L-O-B. Takes two to tango. Takes two to tango. Yes. He's not a good guy. They all have issues. All of them have issues. Well, we all have issues. Everybody's got issues. Well, but they've got, like, more issues than other people. Like, deep, deep, deep, deep issues. You know, and, uh... Now, this is coming from a guy that's got a kid with a stripper. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, and listen, I mean... Is it politically incorrect to say, you know, that strippers have deep, deep, you know, issues? Yeah, they do. I mean, let's be truthful here. They do. They've got issues.
They got problems. Don't buy it, man. Don't you would. I don't. Turn these microphones off. I don't. You'll be like, yeah, dude, they're all bat crazy. No. I never had the big stripper thing, man. I was never into strippers that much. But I do know that I know a lot of effed up people in my life, and they don't strip. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I got issues. I got problems. But, you know, I mean, there are different issues and problems to speak about, you know? Yeah, well. I mean, it's all about the issues that come up in your life and how you react to them. Maybe you should stop being so kind about the human form. What do you mean? I love strippers. Wait, wait, wait. Guys. Go ahead, dude. Okay, he passed. A cop, he says. Oh, a cop. Yeah. It was a high patrol, so I had to get off the phone real quick. But I'm back on. Oh, wow. Well, I don't want to... I'm condoning your... I don't want to... But anyways, I mean, they're all... I mean, they got issues, you know. All right, thank you for the call. Oh, boy. Well, he's on his phone. We don't want to contribute to that. Contribute. The delinquency. To the delinquency of a man. Of the stripper guy. You should loosen up about the stripper. I like strippers. You guys should. Judgmental. You guys are so judgmental. It's just the human body. I have no problem. Gosh. You guys are so judgmental. Got a new Van Halen track for you. I'm going to play it for you. This is Van Halen. Van Halen? Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough.
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Say kaleidoscope backwards. And I wouldn't need to in any situation. Right. We're not saying that this is like calculus. Okay. No, I can't say kaleidoscope backwards. I've never tried. Still. Oh, well, she's jumping in. Because 14-year-old Alyssa Kramer, for her, it's a no-brainer. She has a unique ability to repeat any word backwards instantly. And her friends put her to the test in a video that already has more than a million hits on YouTube. Take a look. Now, Lauren O'Brien. thinks there's nothing special about that and that a million people will be calling the Today Show going... I didn't say a million. What did you say? I said I bet there's a bunch of people. They're going to blow up the phone lines. Yeah, and it doesn't deserve to be on the Today Show. It does. It's awesome. It's not newsworthy. It's human interest. It's human interest. It's not like breaking news. What human is interested in? It's fun. I'm interested. I actually watched this video the other day. I saw it come on. It was on YouTube and I watched it. You've seen everything on YouTube. I know. But Lauren thinks that there's a ton of people that can instantly say words backwards. I bet we can get callers on the line. Yes. Call us right now if you can instantly. I'll give you a word and you can instantly say it backwards.
Everybody can do that. There's so many people that can do it. That is awesome. Yeah, that is awesome. I have trouble saying words the right way. Yeah, four words. Much less reverse. That is really cool. It's badass. It's badass. You need to redefine your term badass. Come on. Is nail polish drying badass? No, because it does it every time. Women ever jealous of other women? She's 14, Jay. She's still a woman. She's a kid. Burritos. Soter. Pepsi.
It's pep. Holy cow, Alyssa is not joining us. You saw her earlier. It's crazy. It's a gift. It's a talent. It's great. It's cool. It's a parlor trick. It's cool. It impresses your friends. It gets hits on YouTube. It's wild, though. It's wild. You say the word to her, she instantly. I mean, listen, you say a word to me, it's going to take me at least... 30 seconds to work it out in my... Right, right, right. Location. No, I can't tell. I can't do it. We don't even know if what he's saying is right. No, I can't tell. Okay, well, let's hear her examples because they quiz her on the spot. When did you discover that you had this talent? When I learned how to read, I just did it both ways. So it's a visual thing for you? Yeah. So any word someone says to you, you immediately visualize and just read it backwards. Yeah. How old were you when you discovered this? When I learned how to read. Like three, four, five? Six or seven. And has this had any kind of broader benefits? I mean, besides being fun in a car. Not that I... Well, what I've noticed is that a lot of women...
30-year-old women really give me a hard time. They hate me. They hate my guts. You know what they did that was really cute? They spelled today exclusive backwards on the TV. Lauren's even angry at that. I'm not angry at that girl. You hate her. You despise her. I'm not at the Today Show for making that newsworthy. By the way, not... One person. We're in San Diego. Oh, we've got to be in Philly. No, no, no. If we were in Des Moines, the phone lines would be blowing up. Ask the country. Are there certain words you have more trouble with? I mean, the longer the syllables, obviously, the harder it gets. No. I mean, it takes long. Now he's talking about backwards words and how she figured out she could do it. A million hits. A million hits, but nobody's interested. So is a hamster on a piano. That's hilarious. That's got millions of hits. That is funny. What's the hamster on the piano? There's nothing funnier than a hamster on a piano. Hamster on a piano laying on its back. That's funny. That's good stuff. I haven't seen it. That hamster should be on the Today Show.
ridiculous. Why? Maybe they would. It's phenomenal! Do the words then get pictured in your head when you hear the word? They're going to test her right now, by the way. Is there a visual in your mind? Is that what you were talking about? Yeah, yeah. So does a picture actually show up in your brain? Yeah, like somebody will say the word and my brain will flip it for me and I'll just read it that way. Huh, does it ever cause you to have problems when you're actually trying to read something in the normal way? No. So you can turn it on and off. You don't walk backwards. No. Can we give you a couple of test words here? Yeah. Pop. Pop. She got the words ahead of time. You didn't even humor me on that one. All right. Super Bowl. Elwabra Puss. Huh. That's so odd. Elwabra Puss. Elwabra Puss. It's like she said Elwabra Puss. It's like she said Elwabra Puss. Kuba Caff. Kuba Caff. Kuba Caff. Kuba Caffer. French fries. It's an earth hook nerf. She's amazing. That's awesome. That's awesome. For your brain to be able to process that quickly is a real weird thing. Not everybody. In fact, I would say percentage of the population, .001%. Yes. If that. Now, did you memorize that one? Did you just know that one? Or, again, did you do the visual thing? I just did the visual thing. You never seem to stop to wonder if you're pronouncing it right backwards.
Well, the way it would be now. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. It's a cracker. Gibberish. A surabage. Huh. Holy crap. And she's right. A surabage. Gibberish. Genius. It takes the average person a long time to do. Lauren, let's see how long it takes you to do this. Blues. Seal. Seal. Yeah, seal. That took six seconds. That girl does it in a micro. That's pretty cool. Okay, Lauren, golfer. F-log. See? F-log. It's hard. Try me, try me, try me. All right, Woods. Yeah. Story. Eurots. Wow, that was pretty good. Give me a go. Words. Sadoro. Woods can do it just as fast as that girl. Woods, you can. Sadoro. Woods can do it. He can do it. So weird. We should get the Today Show on the line. We should have made a video about it.
We should have. Maybe we should. Try me again. This is fun. You're not as cute, though. You ready? Yeah. That's disgusting. She's 14. She can still be cute. Wow, you are gross, Jay. Wow, Jay. That was really, really rough. Out of your mind. I didn't say she's hot. I said she's cute. Here we go. Adele. Oh, that one's hard. Elayda. Elayda. Damn it. Names. I can't do names. Like your name, though, is Yeckum. You ready? Yep. Hardy. What is it? Party. You're up. No. You're up. No. Party. It's got a T. I know. Oh, you tear up. You tear up. It's hard to do those. It's crazy. Extremely hard. You're Yakim. That's Yaj. Yes. What am I? You're Neural. Okay, I'll tell him. I'm Yaj. As a matter of fact, then, why don't you try and do us a favor? Will you take us to our commercial break, then, and tell people what's coming up next? Evil Pit Darb.
That means bad hit live. Wow. That's Jonah Hill. That's awesome. After your local news. Melissa, thanks so much. Thank you. I don't. Doesn't think it's special. It's special, but so is farting the alphabet. That's awesome. Who can do that? If somebody could call up right now and go, I'd be like, whoa. I can't do it. Nobody can do it. That's why it's special. That's why it's cool. A million, I guarantee you, if somebody could fart the alphabet, they'd be on all over YouTube. That's the problem. That's the problem with this generation. With this generation. Easy, Grandma. You're leading the charge, Mike. And we're so easily entertained. Backwards words makes it today's show. Oh, boy.
Somebody's jealous. Where? Somebody's a little bit jealous. Somebody is jealous. What am I jealous of? Just the attention this girl's getting. Yeah, okay, you nailed it. Finally, I need my plebe music. Yes. I need my tube flute for this one, my friend. I need my tube flute. Can we talk about that? Can we talk about that? What is that? It's my tube flute. No, what? It is my tube flute. I'm going to punch a hole in that thing. Does it have an actual? Purpose? Yes, he did before he destroyed it. Yeah, it was supposed to blow up. Don't do that, Woods. Don't do that. It was supposed to blow up the exercise balls. Yes, this was used to blow up the exercise balls. I have modified it into a tube flute that I like to play to make you guys uncomfortable. What will you do when the balls fall flat? I don't know. You can't do it that close to the mic. After our show, we hear that. Yeah, for hours. For hours. For hours. So annoying. I just keep it in my mouth. That's... How mad would you be if I poked a hole in it?
I'd be pretty furious because I like it. You just need to use a pin and it'll ruin it. It's soothing. Would one pin? One pin. Would ruin the whole thing? Gosh, he does that. Oh, my gosh. Hey, hey, hey. Wow, you just made everybody turn the station. Did I? At least I don't hate little kids that can say the words backwards. I don't. Yes, you do. I love the little... Yeah, at least Woods... I love the little girl. I hate the Today Show. At least Woods thinks that saying words backwards instantly is special. Yeah, she should have her own show. Do it all backwards. She hates her. She hates her. I don't hate the girl. You despise her. I just don't think it's a talent worthy of the Today Show. Maybe tube flute should be on there. Now that I can get behind. Hey, look what he can do. He can play a whole song. Thanks, Matt. Thanks, Anne. Are you ready? Are you guys ready? Yeah. That's beautiful. Hey, don't do that. Don't do that. You're killing the audience. Gosh darn. You didn't get it.
Killing me. Oh, boy. It's amazing. Maybe I should be on there. You guys can't do it. Yeah, anybody can do it. Where's my... Okay, so Phil Mickelson's selling his house, and you can actually get a real good deal on it right now. He's lowered the price. Is that right? Yeah, here in Rancho Santa Fe. Huh. He's lowered the price. I may be in the market. Yeah. It's 5111 El Murillo in Rancho Santa Fe. And it used to be $10.8 million. Now it's only $7.2 million. Right up my alley. But it does come with five bedrooms, seven bathrooms, one partial bath, a hand-carved fireplace with white stone, marble imported from Italy, mosaics, and a swimming pool, outdoor kitchen, and sand-swept putting greens. Wow. That's pretty crazy. That's awesome. I bet it is so pimp. $9,000.
9,500 square feet. 9,500 square feet. Wow. Cozy. Yeah. Who needs a house that big? I do. I think it would be creepy. I would love it. Lars' house was 13,000. It was creepy. It's like a castle. It was so big. It was creepy. Went into a studio in his house. He hadn't been in there three years. Oh, my God. He said, I haven't been in here for three years. 13,000 square feet. Oh, and a small house and a big yard. Oh, yeah, it was like cribs. That's awesome. Lars Ulrich from Metallica. That's insane. Yeah, his bedroom was two stories high, and the wall that faced the Golden Gate Bridge was just glass. Wow. From the floor to the ceiling. So cool, dude. So his view was the Golden Gate Bridge, but it was all glass. Wow. He moved out of there. He made a little dough on that place. Good Lord. That is awesome. Yeah, but it's also, he had a racquetball court downstairs. Awesome. Awesome. But I mean, it's so big, it's creepy. You won't hear a woman say that. Yeah, you won't. By the way, speaking of this one over here. You guys just roasting it up? Yes. Just reading your recap, girl. Hate women.
No, I love women. You're the one that hates women. I thought you were more stable. 14-year-old women. Good one, Dave. So yesterday, Lauren was doing a bit where she was imitating a girl flirting with her boyfriend, Matt. Yep. And she accidentally scraped her eye on his facial stubble. Yeah. Now, what the hell is that all about? What are you talking about here? He, my boyfriend, Matt Commerce, is a musician. Yeah. Sometimes when he has his gigs. Girls get a little overzealous. Sometimes they care if I'm there. Sometimes they don't care if I'm there when they want to flirt. And there was a girl that was particularly flirtatious and touchy flirtatious. Like she was putting her hands on him? Yeah, exactly. You can't put your hands on him. No, you can't do that. So I was imitating her and I was like, oh, she's back on us. And I was like rubbing up on him and I cut my eye on his face.
That is what you call instant karma, my friend. It'll get you. If I were Matt, I would become a correctional officer at a prison. Men's prison. Men's prison. If it was a women's prison, every night still, the guy would come home with his big-ass lunchbox. That's right. She'd be like, how are those whores today? Yeah, so just looking at all the broads over there at work. I probably feel a lot like your guys' wives feel. That's 100% correct. I have a question for you. What? This is a legitimate question. This is legitimate. Why do you, and not just you, why do all women get mad at us if someone flirts with us? Because there's a certain allowance that happens. Let me finish. What am I supposed to do? Walk away. That's rude. What do you owe that person? You don't owe your body as a courtesy to them? By the way, Lauren is not alone in this. My wife would feel the exact same way. As would mine. That's why I'm asking. I'm asking her to represent all women here. If a girl flirts with any of us, our wives will be irritated at us. Yes, big time. But you've got to picture this. Do something flirtatious, L.O.B. To me. To what?
Oh, my gosh. You have definitely been losing weight. You actually, you look hot. No, no, no. I don't know how to flirt. Now I'm going to show you. Now I'm going to show you how it should be done. You're going to do it to me. Okay. Okay. Go ahead, Ella B. What am I doing? Flirt with me. You look hot. How dare you? How dare you? Just walk away. You can't do that. That's not what bothers me. What bothers you? It's the allowing. What do you do? I think Woods has got a great point. What do you do? According to our wives in LOB, what you should do is walk away. But that's weird. Like if you went, if she says that and you go, and then you just turn in and you walk away. Oh, you guys, don't play stupid. If you get multiple to add the girl saying. Oh, you're so hot. Oh, have you always had this body? Oh, if she keeps going and you just keep standing there going, yeah, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure. That's a problem. And if you also allow someone to just keep touching you and you don't walk away. That's what this girl was saying to him. You're so hot. No, I'm not talking about that. Okay. And by the way, I want to point this out. Guys and girls are different in this way because if it's a guy, if it's reversed, we would get pissed at that dude and we would go after that dude. The guy. Oh, yeah. You get pissed at both of them.
Guys will never understand why we get in trouble for it. Like, why do we get in trouble for it? You sit there and let someone touch you. Lauren, sometimes we can't help that we're irresistible. M1 Anne from SDSU, are you there? Yes, I am. What were you going to say? Yeah, because I have my husband and people will compliment me and he gets all upset. You want to, like, fight them and, like, kick their ass. Well, that's... Now, see, that's a little too far. That's extreme. Yeah. That's extreme. There's a difference between compliments and flirting, and you guys know it. Don't play dumb. Well, yeah, but L.O.B., you can't fault somebody for liking something that feels good. I mean, you would do it. You wouldn't walk away. If a guy was touching me? Yeah. If the tables were on the other foot, no girl's going to walk away from that. Trust me. I have the ability to say, oh, wow, you're a little handsy, aren't you? No, I can see her saying that. Yeah. I'll give you that. I would absolutely say that. And then I would say, this is my boyfriend right here. What if it was Taye Diggs?
Oh, yeah, girl. M1 Tim from Temecula. Hey, guys. Go ahead. Hey, I just wanted to say about the flirting thing, how you're saying just walk away or whatever. Me and my girlfriend kind of go round about it. It's a little bit of a reverse stereotype. She's a little more loose with it than I am. But I've had to just, like, when my girlfriends or whatever want hugs or, like, Or touching your arm or whatever. I've walked away a couple times. And it is awkward as all heck. But it's just like out of respect for her. I'm like, no, I step back, please. Like, that's weird. I don't want to do that. Well, how long have you guys been dating? Only about 10 months. Just out of respect. And one super Tim. Yes, it's super Tim. I think that you should be allowed to hug your girlfriends and stuff. What if you don't know these girls all that well? It just depends. I'm a huggy guy, you know, in like our first meet and greet that we ever did. I was hugging some girls. I hug all the listeners that come in, male or female. But one hug is different than a linger and a grope. For sure. And if some guy is lingering and groping at my missus, he's going to pull back a nub. I'm not saying we've got to be nuns and priests here. We all, as guys, we have gotten it from our wives. Yeah, we have. If a girl.
Flirts with us. Yep. And Woods brought up an age-old question. Why? It's not my fault. Asked and answered. I can't help it. Lauren says it is because you are playing dumb. You know exactly what's going on. Yeah, she may have. And you're not doing anything about it. She has a point. She has a point. If a girl... Now, listen. This does not happen to me. And it hasn't happened to me for a very long time. But if a girl was like, ha-ha, and flirting with me... I would linger for a second because it's not the worst thing in the world. I'm not going to act on it. I'm not going to do anything. But M1 Duke from Vista. Hi. Yeah, I'm married. And I kind of go through the same thing where, you know, there's a difference between like somebody flirting at you or somebody flirting with you. Like with is like, you know, it's like a back and forth. Exactly. But, you know, I agree with L.O.B. And, you know, but at the same time. It's difficult when somebody. It's difficult when you're fat. You don't get it that often. Right. And you're, you know, five foot six. You have a bald head. And a girl pays you a little bit of attention. You know, it's very difficult. You don't get enough at home. Oh, baby. It feels good. Come on, L.O.B.
Can't you give me that? Oh, my gosh. You don't get enough from your fans. Come on. It feels good. But at the same time, if you're married, I mean, you know, yeah, you can just walk away and just say, you know, yeah, well, or you just mention your wife. Just say, well, yeah, my wife thinks the same thing. Oh, we don't have the opportunity because our wives will. go onto Facebook and actually like their flirty comment. So before we get a chance to respond, there's already a response from our wives. But the only thing you're going to do that's, you know, stamped with approval by your wife is just punch her in the face and walk away. If you did that, your wife would be like, you are a good man. You get away from me, you harlot. I am a happily married man. I can't believe you had the audacity and nerve. I am a married person that is in... See this ring? Do you see this ring? Do you see this ring IV wed? Well, if you're talking to Jay, you won't see a ring. That is a true statement. True statement. I can't wear them. Well, salt makes me blow. Salsas don't like anything on my fingers. That and I like to bone strange. Not true. Not true. 24 years.
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And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I need some new Malin and Goetz bergamot body wash or any type of body wash. Woods. I'm Steve Woods. I'm all American man, okay? I eat Kraft American singles. That's right. I drive a Chevy truck. Lauren. I'm going to go get the frozen bottle and break me off a piece of algae every morning and just down the hatch. And Jay. If my dog bites me too hard, we're playing. I'll hold him down and I'll go right for this jugular. On FM 94.9. Mike, be my friend. Oh, how dare you? I'd almost got... How dare you? Do you know that this woman said... Oh, forget it. I can't even... I can't take it. I can't take it anymore. You're really on one today. Yeah! Man, you're on one. You are. My brain is liquid. Yeah, it's melted. Officially liquid in my head. That girl right there. Your friend. Your friend. Your friend. Lauren O'Brien. You two are both on one. For once, it's not me that's on one. I know. You are not on one. You were with the tube flute. Don't. No, don't. Woods doesn't get when I'm serious about something. No, I don't. He doesn't. No, I don't.
Turn my mic on. No. Turn my mic on. Are you going to? No. You got mine turned off too, you clown. Yeah, because it was coming through both. I mean him. People are loving the tube flute out there. No, they're not. Yes, they are. Two people on Facebook isn't people. There's two people out there who like it. No, there are many people like the tube flute. Oh, please. They love it. And they love that it makes you guys nuts. Yeah, you know what? It's a very, very calming sound. Yeah, I'm sure all the dogs out there are going nuts. Who knew you're such a good tube flute player? Must be from all those days at the Mashed Potato Club. Oh, boy. The gay club that you worked at. This song is called Beats Workin'. It's new from the Van Halen album. She's lost it. She's lost it. As soon as I get to the point where I'm officially miserable, I'm so happy. All my notes on the floor. It's a dork. Gosh, what happened to Dance the Night Away? I don't know. Panama. There's another one. I got another new one, too. Let me give you the other one. This one's called You and Your Blues. It's not bad. Very good.
And I tell you what I'm getting rid of next. That one's not bad. I think I know what they're missing. Yeah, they're missing Michael Anthony. That's exactly what I was just going to say. They're missing Michael Anthony. Yeah. He was such a huge part of those harmonies. There's been one song that I thought was any good, and it was that one called As Is. Yeah, you liked Stay Frosty, too, a lot. We premiered one called Stay Frosty, and I didn't like it. Woods is saying that to make fun of me. It's a big turd. This is the only one that I liked. Jeremy. Yes. What was the word of the day? Liquid. Bam. That is correct. Awesome. Thank you, guys. Got SeaWorld tickets, dude. Hang on. Very, very well done. So anyway, we've been premiering all these different tunes from Van Halen. And for the most part, I think it's dorky, but... Van Dorky.
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He is amazing. He does graphic design, and he's amazing at it. So hire him to do your website or to do your business cards. CreateYourDesignOnline.com Yeah. Women are better parkers. They park better than guys do. I believe it. You bad at it? I'm the worst parker in the world. I also drive a truck that is 7,000. feet long and 4,000 feet wide. How long have you been driving that truck? About a year. Well, listen to this. A year and a half. A new study found that women in an undercover study, how about that, more than 2,500 drivers, women were better at finding open spots, lining themselves up to pull in, and parking within the lines. Yep.
I believe it. Really? I'm a great parker. Are you? The only thing that men beat the women at was parking faster. But women are better at it. Didn't you just have something wrong with your car door? Didn't something happen while parking? I was in a parking garage. It's in the name, though. It's in the name. Yeah, but I didn't hit a car. I hit a post. She's on one, dude. If I were you. Watch out. In the smallest parking garage known to man. In fact, I went to the House of Blues and told them. They all go, ah. Did you hit the pole? Everyone does that. Wow. It happens. Yes, it does. I and my Chevy Suburban, I have two cracked mirrors on either side. What is the most inconsiderate truck? Parker's will. What are you talking about? You do not care if you're on that line. Oh, no. I don't care. You will snug right. You're going to be over the line in my space. That's true. I can't believe that one of my best friends, you. I can't do it. You can do it. You can. But you don't want to inconvenience yourself. I will sometimes do the back out and straighten up bit, but sometimes I don't. Suck it. I'll tell you who's a great Parker. Who? And you know how you can tell? Because he backs into his spot every day. Jay is Bill. He wants everyone to know how great of a Parker he is. Yeah, he backs in. There's no one here. He gets here first. I do the back in. There's no one here. I love the back in. I've never seen you back in, Mike. I backed in yesterday. It's dorky. I get out quick.
Yeah, that's why we do it. It takes longer to get in. Just as much time. Here's the deal is nobody's here in the morning, so I can take my time getting it in there. I see you back in every time you park. I would rather not do that when I'm trying to leave. It's like I have to back out. You guys have somewhere to be? No, I can't see. I might back over somebody. At my home, I do it in the garage. That's what I back into the garage. You guys are great. Is that dorky? Everybody knows it. Why is that dorky? Because you're showing off. You're showing off. You're showing off. No. You just drive right out. It's showy. It's showy. Just want to drive out. Shall we? Yeah, just staple $100 bills in my shirt, too, and walk around. I mean, come on. You guys are showing off. You guys are showing off. I can't help that I'm a perfect Parker. Yeah, perfect Parker. I mean, walk around with my pants off, all right? It's not my fault. You know, it's something you just got to deal with. When you're good at something. Hey, Adele is going to be singing for the first time in a long time because she's been, she had surgery on her throat. She is a great singer, man. She is. And that album is damn good. 21 is the name of the album. And 17th non-consecutive week at the top of the charts. Wow. Tying nearly a 20-year-old record held by Billy Ray Cyrus for Some Gay Vol. Some Gay Vol. Yeah, that's the name of his record that did that. She's nominated for... Vol.
She is nominated for six Grammys, winning record of the year. She'll win it. How old do you think she is? 29. 26. 47. She's 23. Wow. She looks older. Yeah, she looks a lot older. Yeah. That's what Chicken McNuggets will do to you. Woods, come on now. You can't say that. Can't I? Can't. Takes one to know one. Dear, are you going downstairs, dear? Will you bring me some pork, please? I'm starving. Do you think she just asked for pork? Dear, are you going to the fridge? Yes. Bring me a leg of lamb. Darling. Darling. I can't bring you an entire leg of lamb. Why not? That's so much. I'm starving. I haven't eaten in 45 minutes. I'll make you a sandwich. I can't bring you... I don't want a sandwich. I want a leg of lamb or some pork. Do you want me to just bring it up? Yes, bring it up. Leg form? Yeah, with the touch to the bow. It's like I like it. It's terrible. Here's what she texted. Tweeted. I'm a bee. I'm a bee singing at the Grammys. It's been so long I started to forget I was a singer. I can't wait. Again, I'm a bee. I'm a bee singing at the Grammys. It's been so long.
I started to forget I was a singer. I can't wait. Poetic. She's taking better care of herself, man. She'll be around a little bit longer. She's really good. I poke because I care. Look who's talking, Woods. Gosh, man. What's up, dude? I was saying, you smoke like a chimney. Do I? Well, you did. Yeah. And you're like, at the time, you're like, what? You're like, dude, don't. Hey, what'd you have for breakfast today? I had a burrito. Exactly. I had half a burrito. I had almonds and a blueberry, so feast on this. I wish I could turn off his mic. I can't turn his mic off. I cannot turn his microphone off. I wish I could turn your mics off. Well, really? Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Happy anniversary, you D-heads. Today's our anniversary. We're getting a long while. I knew you would do this on our anniversary. I knew it. You didn't even get me anything. We should get some sandwiches for our anniversary. Oh, yeah. I'm bored with that. Hey. Or blueberries and almonds. Or not. Two years ago today. Two years ago today. Scared poopless. This was me on the air two years ago. That is a true story. That is a true story. Look at her now. Yeah, look at me now. She's getting dumped. Here's the deal. Here's the deal. Yeah, I have to hit the dump button. On the air, not by my boyfriend. But that happened too. That's true. In the course of the last two years.
What she means is sometimes I have to hit the button on her because she'll say things that are crazy. The FCC would not appreciate it. She's been dumped more times than anyone, as a matter of fact. No way. No way. In terms of having to hit the delay button, Woods, I've hit it on you far more than that. My first year, I was guilty. First year, the two of them, neither of you guys had been on the radio before. Now I'm on the straight and narrow. And they would say things sometimes that I thought, In what world did you think that that was going to be okay? Anti-perfect, Phil. Yeah, the S word isn't necessary. I've never said the S word. No. No. Never. Have I? Damn it. Yes, you have. Maybe once. Maybe he was learning. At least mine were phrases. They weren't curse words. Some of hers were so gnarly. Hey, if you guys have 50 grand of...
Just expendable, what do they call it? Loose. Expendable cash? Disposable. Disposable income. If you have $50,000 in disposable income, you can go to Diddy's Grammy party. It's going to be at the Playboy Mansion. He's actually going to give the money to charity. Wow, that's cool. And here's what you get for your $50,000. You get security. You get privacy. Exclusivity. You get... I'm really selling points. These are the things they're saying. You get a cabana that'll hold up to 30 people. You get dinner. You get an open bar. You get free bottle service. Oh, yeah. Probably Blue Nun. I doubt it's Blue Nun. And you get 15 dedicated female promotional models. Oh, yeah. Do you think Lincoln Financial would send me? For sure. I'll ask today. I'll ask Julian if he can clear 50 off the books and the kid. I'll get some audio. Let's see. Wow. Now, you can also get general admission. That will only cost you $1,500 or $2,500 or $7,500 or $15,000 or $25,000. There's those seats, too. Levels. I want in, dude. Yeah, there's levels. Cool. All right. Let's try to go.
We're going to kick off 94 minutes. I said 94 minutes of rock right now. Lovely and talented Hillary is up next, and we will come back here tomorrow morning at 530 and do it all over again. The mic shows up. Yeah.