The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 02/02/10
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Tuesday 2/2/2010
We learned early that we fans will no longer be able to call ourselves P1s when it came to the new Mikey Show. This was a very sensitive topic on the message boards and with Mikey and the new show itself. Change is hard, but we were so excited about the new show many of us were willing to roll with the punches. Thus, a new questionnaire was formed to vote on what we fans should call ourselves. Meanwhile the Mikey Show was firing on all cylinders, with Woods busting out “Delicious Soldier” as a new name suggestion. Then Woodsie introduced us to an obviously stoned Dave Matthews, who Mikey kept saying “smelled like pot”. Classic radio. Dave Matthews stole the show this morning. Lastly, like the great diplomat he is, Mikey won over a few angry longtime 94/9 listeners who missed “the music” by using clear and simple logic. Sienna’s “grandma” called in which resulted in hilariousness.
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Mikey and the new crew settled into FM 94.9 while turning a lawyer's ban on the old P1 listener name into a campaign to create an even stronger M1-style community. They mixed odd news and moral argument, reacting to giant squid off San Diego and condemning missionaries who tried to move Haitian children without documentation or certainty that they were orphans. The show's biggest comedy came from the disgusting Q-tip game, Lauren's saucepan debate, a chaotic fake Dave Matthews appearance, Woodsy's four dressed-up Yorkies and Jenny's implausible Tiger Woods story. More seriously, Mikey defended the station's new talk format to caller Joe and shared the honesty and active-listening rules that helped him and Rebecca fight more fairly.
What happened, in order
Mikey's exact-label compulsion
Mikey explains that even changing a computer label from 'Mikey Show Opening' would leave him so uncomfortable and disoriented that he might not recognize the file.
The P1 name is forbidden
After lawyers bar the show from calling its listeners P1s, Mikey rallies the audience to build an even stronger community under a new name such as M1 or the Mikey Militia.
Giant squid invade San Diego
The crew reacts with fascination and disgust to reports of 20-to-60-pound squid washing ashore and inspiring local twilight fishing trips.
Missionaries remove Haitian children
Mikey, Sienna and the crew argue that good intentions could not justify ten American missionaries trying to take 33 undocumented children from post-earthquake Haiti when some parents might still be alive.
The revolting Q-tip choice
The new 'Would You Rather' game makes everyone choose between sucking a Q-tip swabbed in a stranger's ear or one swabbed in a deep belly button, with Woodsy nearly alone in choosing the navel.
Chili pot ethics
Lauren's effort to avoid wasting water sparks a comic argument over whether eating turkey chili straight from the saucepan is sensible conservation or unacceptable adult behavior.
The open-email dilemma
A listener who snooped in her boyfriend's email finds a cryptic message from Alexis, prompting Lauren, Sienna, Mikey and Woodsy to debate privacy, trust and whether ignorance can ever protect a relationship.
Dave Matthews loses the plot
A fake, apparently high Dave Matthews repeatedly calls Mikey the wrong name and performs obscene 'original' lyrics despite being warned several times that he is live on the radio.
Talk radio enters the music station
Caller Joe challenges the loss of morning music, and Mikey says listeners are right to resent the format change but should blame station management rather than the new show's staff.
Rules for fighting fair
Mikey shares the counseling rules that improved his marriage to Rebecca: be honest, describe your own feelings instead of assigning someone else's, and practice active listening by repeating a partner's story accurately.
Woodsy's four Yorkies
The crew roasts macho, tobacco-dipping Woodsy after he reveals that his four tiny Yorkies sleep on the bed and wear outfits, including Yankees jerseys and a Notre Dame cheerleading costume.
Jenny's impossible Tiger Woods weekend
Caller Jenny insists she spent an intimate weekend with Tiger Woods until the hosts point out that he did not play the local tournament and was reportedly in rehabilitation elsewhere.
People mentioned
MikeyWoodsyLaurenSiennaJayGarrettRebeccaMattToddAlexisDave MatthewsJoeTiger WoodsJenny
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KBZT San Diego. The Lincoln Financial Media Station. The new home of The Mikey Show. FM 94.9. It's The Mikey Show, and you can call us if you want to. Phone number here is 570-1949. And you can text us, too. Text is 949Mikey at gmail.com. We would love to hear from you. So you can get a hold of us via text. Or any other way that you'd like to do it. And today I think is going to be a little bit smoother. Today I think it's going to be a little bit smoother because I got used to more stuff yesterday after the show. I studied a little bit, studied some film. Real good. I'm knocking on wood right now. Me too. Yeah, me too. So let me introduce everybody if you're new listening to The Mikey Show. My name is Mikey. I'm 39 years old.
And I am wearing a long sleeve, camouflaged, like, thermal. I can't even see you. I know. It's hard to find. I just see your head. That's it. Because of the camouflage. All you see is a head. Yeah. A big Mexican head. Bald head. And a goatee. That's right. And let's see. Our boy Woodsy is 34. What's up? He's out of the hotel today. It's so liberating. Got my own place. I'm all grown up. That's huge. Yeah. That is huge. Where are you living? A little place in North Park. I got a really good deal. It looks like 1977, like Three's Company, San Diego. Very old school, but it's totally me. You love it? And it's mine. I do. And I have nothing in it. No, you have nothing. I'll be leaning against the wall tonight watching a DVD on my laptop. Is it Mike bringing you an air mattress? Yeah, Mike, he was kind enough to bring me a mattress. I think Jay brought me a chair. Wow. So I'll have a chair and a mattress. Let's be specific. I brought you an aero mattress. An aero mattress. I can't believe you remembered. Kudos. Rebecca. Thank you, Rebecca. I love you. Of course. In fact, you know what she did?
She packed it in the car. Yeah, she loaded it in herself. She had to put it at the door so that I couldn't open the door. She knows you. Yeah, and she's still lucky that I didn't go, oh, there's something in front of the door. Step over it. I better take the other door. Right. No, I appreciate it. You guys have been awesome. And, you know, I got to go buy forks and knives and bowls. Is it the same mattress you were sleeping on when you were staying at Nike's? No, I think this is like the Uber. Yeah, this is the Uber one. Oh, great. It's like six feet tall, I think. Yeah, the one that he slept on before was like a twin. It's like for a little boy. Are your feet hanging on the end? Yes, yes. But this one is a big boy mattress. You're a grown-up now, Woodsy. I think she packed sheets and everything. Wow. The whole thing. She packed you sheets, blankets, pillows, the whole deal. Amazing. I may never get a bed. Yeah. You might just stay on it. My carpet's very plush, too. Is it? Oh. It's old school, dude. I'll tell you. He has a loft. I think that is awesome. And there's a loft upstairs with a windy spiral staircase. Really? Those are rad. Oh, no. I have a question. I wonder if you even knew when you got it. Does it have air conditioning? Yes, it does have air conditioning. You don't really need air conditioning in San Diego. I don't have air conditioning. Really? You know what? You're a thrill seeker.
You might as well be in X Games. All you need is a fan in San Diego and you're golden. I haven't even heard of that. I'm very heat sensitive. Me too. You do need a heater, though. Yes. No, I don't need a heater. Yes, you do. I live in San Diego. It gets like, what, 65 here? You just wait. Girls get cold, right? Yes, I get so cold. Yeah. I have to ask now my fiance, is it okay if I turn on the heater? He's like, ah, it's not even cold. That's why I rock the space heater. I know. I have been lately, though. Lately, I've been turning up the heat. I wonder if it's because as they get older, my body's changing. Yeah, you're changing. You're becoming a woman. I'm going through menopause right now. Exactly. And as I go through menopause, I get colder, which is really opposite because usually I'm supposed to have the heat flashes. Right. Yeah. Very familiar with those, by the way. But as I go through menopause, it's a little different. Let's see. Lauren is our assistant producer, and she's the blonde girl that sits right across from me. And you can see all of us on a webcam, which is humiliating. It is humiliating. This is early in the morning. It's humiliating. I have a crustace, just red eyes. I've gotten six hours of sleep in the last two days. You're a handsome guy. What are you talking about?
To be six feet, how tall are you? He just pulled on his gobbler. Yeah, he pulled on his gobbler. He fixates on his double chin. He does. It's the worst. Do it under chin? Like make yourself have an underbite and look in the mirror like, whoop, it's gone. I need to get it taken out. It's hereditary and I'm tired of it. It's ridiculous. He was literally talking to us about how much, he knows how much the plastic surgery costs. To get rid of it. I can't even believe you can do that. Vanity runs my family, so it's bad. Why not? Hey, I wish I could get a nose job. Why? Well, I don't like the Play-Doh that's stuck to my face. Oh, my God. That's why. Your nose is not bad at all. I know. I've never even noticed your nose being an issue. It looks like Jake Peavy wound up and did about a 90-mile-an-hour fastball of Play-Doh to my face. Okay, how about... And then I went...
Like that. And with my two fingers, there's my nose. How about we all say something nice about ourselves? It's going to be hard. Mike, what is something nice about you? My eyes. I like my eyes. You do have nice eyes. I think my eyes are, you know, my best feature. Thank you. There's the woman I'm sexually attracted to. Woods. I've always been told I have good eyelashes for a guy. Never noticed. They're like, no, not at all. I'm just kidding. Woods has eyelashes? Yeah. We have glasses on. Yeah, they are long. There's a reflection. That's about it, man. Real quick introduction. Lauren, we told you, Lauren is 29 years of age. Not to be confused with her. That was really hard for her not to say that. I was trying to bite my tongue. Sienna's 24. She's just gorgeous, too. She's getting married. That's the biggest thing in her life right now. Well, there's a lot of big things in my life right now, but yeah. Hey, we get it. Yeah, no doubt. Yeah, big boobs. Right, okay. And then Jay is our producer, and he's in another room, and we don't have any way for him to talk other than to hit a bike and then talk through that. It's the only way we could hear him. He's actually yelling from a megaphone. The great and powerful Oz. Yes. The door open to the studio makes me come out of my skin. It's so creepy. Come out of my skin. No, that one right there. Thank you. Main door to the studio.
Can I say, let me pull the curtain back. Lauren trips out on my, like, OCD weirdness. And I can tell that she thinks it's hysterical. You think it's hysterical. It takes getting used to. It does. But whenever, like, okay, I'm going to give you an example. So we were loading some things into the computer for me to play audio. And our program director, Garrett, was helping us do it. And he loaded it in, and he said he wanted to title it, so he titled it Mikey Show Opening Theme. And I go, can you call it Mikey Show Opening? And Sienna and Lauren were standing there. And Lauren goes, why? And Sienna goes, trust me, he's weird. It needs to be recognizable. Yeah. I think it's in the building, too, because our GM, Rick, I actually had to. redo my contract because I didn't sign it with a special pin. So you made me come back in and sign it with a special pin. So now we're all official. For me, it has to be the same pattern or I'm completely thrown off. I get it. And Lauren goes, so Lauren goes, Sienna says the thing. Oh yeah, it has to be that way or it'll throw them all off. And Lauren goes, really? To me, really? And I go, yeah. And I'm thinking,
Please drop it. It's just one of those things. I can't remember. Did I push it farther? Of course you did. I did, yeah. Yeah, you go, well, how, why? Why does it have to be? And I go, well, and then I'm like trying to come up with some reason that makes sense. And I'm thinking, why don't I just say the truth? Because it will make me. so uncomfortable if I see. And not only will it make me uncomfortable, I literally won't know what it is. It can say Mikey's show opens. It's not Mikey's show open. He won't know to go to it. I won't. He's crazy. I'll go, I don't know what that is. Where's Mikey's show open? Yeah. If I went home today and my house were painted a different color, I'd keep driving around the block. Right, right. I call the police and say, someone stole my house. My house is gone. It's a true story. It is. 570-1949. So I'm going to tell you something right now. And it's going to flip everybody out. Because it flipped me out. And are you ready for this? I don't know. This is a big deal. And phone lines are open. 570-1949.
Doesn't it already feel, I don't know about you guys, I already feel way more comfortable today than I did yesterday. Absolutely. 100%. 180. Yeah. It's like we've been doing this for 100 years. Yep. And even our program director, Garrett, said this morning, it's going to be so much better today. And he's right. You just sounded exactly like him. Exactly. Identical. Right, Garrett? I don't sound like that. You do too. I don't sound like that. Yes, you do. I don't sound like that. He's got a very deep voice. Yes. And it's for real, too. Like, because you could call him any time. Hello. It's the way it sounds. Hello. Great. OK, so this is a very big deal. So yesterday we talked about the whole deal with. So should we call ourselves P1s? Should we not call ourselves P1s? Well, the lawyers say you cannot call yourselves P1s. Wow. They said that after the show yesterday? After the show yesterday. It was made very clear that we cannot say P once. Perfect. Bummer. Now, here's the deal with this. You know, okay. Okay, so we can't. And that's that. And so we got to come up with something else. But here's what I want everybody to know. I am now going to rally everybody to whatever we do become.
Because now it's David and Goliath. We're going to make it huge. Yeah. Whatever we are now, whatever we become, we're going to make it huge. We're going to have stickers. Absolutely. Whatever it is. I'm getting a tattoo. Banners. Yeah. Blimps. I don't know what it's going to be, but whatever we end up being, which it can't be P1, but whatever it is, that's an idea I just had. Whatever I think of something, that's the sound you hear. But all I know is that I'm thinking of it like, David and Goliath. And I'm like, all right, fine. Like, you can, the lawyers can say, you can't call yourselves P1s, but what they can't take is the community. Yeah. Whatever we come up with, they can't take that. That's the way I feel. Stick together. Spartans, lay down your weapons. Shut up. Come and get them. Ring it.
Bring it. Because we're going to come up with something, and I don't know what it's going to be, but whatever it is that we end up calling ourselves, we're a freaking community. We're going to make it bigger. And it's going to be bigger and better than... More powerful. Yes. So... Are you guys ready? I'm ready. I'm ready. I was born ready. Whatever it takes. So with that being said, we come up with something. Now, I know that we can use... P1 site. I know Danny will probably run a deal on P1site.com where it'd be like a vote thing. Yesterday the vibe was people weren't crazy about the group being called The Tribe. Yeah, no. The Mikey Show listeners being called The Tribe. I thought it was cool, but overwhelmingly people were like, that's lame. Someone put on your fan page, and I can't remember who it was, but they talked about, because 94.9 listeners are insiders, they talked about having Mikey insiders. That's cool. The militia, too. Yeah, the other one was M1s and the M1 militia, which I think is cool. I think it's really cool. Sounds like Bauman's BMW. It does. The M1 militia. Yeah. I like it.
We are now the underdog. I love it. I love it, too. Everybody waits for the underdog. I love it, too. You know what I'm saying? Lay down your weapons! Come and get them! UPS girl. Hey, good morning. Good morning. M1 Insider. M1 Insider. You know, I like the way it sounds. Immediately. Immediately, I like it. Bye. So what's up? I am so excited that you guys are back on the air. Yesterday, I was so emotional in the morning and at closing, I just couldn't call. That's cool. But love you guys. Love you. Thank you so much. Thanks for calling now. Yeah. You know what I think is really great? Somebody said yesterday that when they heard us on the air, that even though it was new people, they instantly dug everybody and everything felt.
Familiar. Everything. That's awesome. That's how it feels to us. I'm glad it went through and felt the same to them for sure. It does. It does. It feels just like that. It feels real good. It feels real good. Real sweet. Real sweet. Real fresh. Okay. All right, dude. Dude. Okay. 570-194-949-mikey at gmail.com if you want to text us. You know what we haven't talked about? The squid in San Diego. Oh, so many. I don't care about this. You don't care about the squid? No, I said I do want to hear about this. I don't care about the giant squid. Yeah, I want to know about the giant squid. And also lost. Oh! I feel the same. I am so excited. You just fell asleep into my mic. Oh! You're not into it at all. What is wrong with you? Yeah, I'm on board with what's there. Oh, you just wait. You just wait. Never. What, what, what? I think it's cool. You know, I mean, I haven't watched it. Don't even say it. I'll be honest. I think it's cool. Well, here's the deal. It is the greatest. I haven't watched it for a really, really long time. Well, then you're not one to speak out. We got a break. If we don't, then bad things will happen. We got it. But we'll talk about The Lost. Yay! And what else are we going to talk about? Oh, what's up with the... I want to talk about this. I was so irritated about this. Telling my wife.
What were the Baptists thinking, bringing those kids back from Haiti? Have you heard this story? For the Dominican Republic. Dude, it's like, maybe I don't understand it, but if I do understand it correctly, it's monstrous. Yeah, you can't just steal kids. No, man. It's so weird. They were trying to help. That's what my wife said, and she still doesn't like it, still thinks it was wrong. Yeah. I get that they were trying to help. It's monstrous. Like, it's monstrous. So, anyway. If I understand it correctly, we'll talk about it. 570-1949. Text us 949mikey at gmail.com. Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Are you ready for the biggest reggae party in Southern California? Tribute to the reggae legends. Bob Marley Day is back at the San Diego Sports Arena. President's Day, Monday, February 15th. No work, no school, no worries. Tribute to the reggae legends. A full reggae party with Barrington Levy, Don Carlos, Gregory Isaacs, Martin Campbell, Twinkle Brothers, Coco T, Capleton, Sister Carol, and San Diego's own tribal seeds. Nine hours of reggae music all day, February 15th.
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What's the deal? Well, giant squid are washing ashore all along the coast of California. They're coming into San Diego as well. There are so many of them, and they weigh up to 60 pounds. Really? These things are massive. It's like out of a movie. And so if you see them in San Diego, they're here, and the locals have started booking twilight fishing trips to try to catch them. I'm so pissed out. Here in San Diego. Bart? That's some gross squid. Creepy. They shoot ink and everything. Could you imagine? How big? Up to 60 pounds, between 20 to 60. That is terrifying. That's huge. That's terrifying. I'll probably never go in the water. Oh, come on. They're not going to do anything to you. Stupid question, but do you think that it tastes different? Is the calamari different? Tastes different than calamari? Like small calamari. It's probably delicious. Squid, it's all squid. It's calamari. It's like a giant steak of calamari. Yeah, prime rib. Calamari is a specific kind of squid, no? No. Calamari is squid, as far as I know. Unless some marine biologist calls me right now and goes, well, actually, Mikey, a calamari is a fiducius. You should go on a twilight fishing trip, Mike. Try to catch one. Cook one up for us. Sounds like a great time. They're washing up by the hundreds. Oh, that's awful. I don't want any part of that. Stop, because it's creeping me out. 570.
194.9 is the number. Okay, yeah, the Americans... That took the kids out of Haiti. This is just huge. I mean, this is nuts. In case you don't know, we talked about it briefly yesterday, but 10 American missionaries from Idaho were in Haiti trying to help after the big earthquake. They took 33 children that they claimed were orphaned and they were bringing them across the border to the Dominican Republic. Obviously, they were stopped at the border on Friday and they were arrested basically in being accused of child trafficking. Well, the reason that I was so upset about it is because I heard that they. that the parents were, like, alive. Yeah. That's awful. Well, they don't know for all of the kids, but, yeah, for the most part, they could be alive. How do they know? A huge tragedy just struck. Their hearts, I think, are in the right place, but there's a way to do things and there's a way not to. Yeah. They had zero, like, information on any of the kids, no passports, no documentation at all. They're just trying to bring them across to the Dominican Republic to build an orphanage. So their intentions, they say, were good. They were trying to help.
But you can't just bring random kids across the border. Not if their parents are still alive. That's terrible. So Sienna is really into the show Lost. This is my wife. How long has this been on the air for? I'm offended. Like five years? I'm disgusted. Is people still left on the island? Yeah. They're still on that island? Some of them got off and came back. Have you guys seen it? No, aren't there aliens? You can't judge unless you've seen it. I know kind of some of the storylines. Aren't there aliens and stuff on it? There's not aliens. Isn't there some weird... There's polar bears. Isn't there some weird, like, alien tribe? I said there's not aliens. There's polar bears. I tried to watch one. And there's some smoke monster. Okay, a smoke monster and a polar bear on an island. It's magical. Okay. There's something crazy going on. Yeah, I live in the real world, not fantasy land. You don't live in the real world. You tried watching it? I tried to watch one a couple years ago, but I felt like if you hadn't started from the beginning, it was just a lost cause. It's true. No pun intended. You have to watch every single episode. Here's what one of the lost cast members says about the big finale that you guys are going to see. The premiere this time felt... There's some head scratches. Big, though, too. It felt like a finale. Yeah. That scale.
It's like, whoa, okay. There's something about... That was deep. There's something about his voice that I don't think he's being... I love him. That's Sawyer. Who is that? Sawyer. He plays Sawyer. Is that the guy from Party of Five? He's the blonde hair? No, that's Matthew Fox. He plays Jack. But what's so funny? Nothing. Woodsy? Nothing. I'd like to see what you watch. Gossip Girl? The Office. Get out of here. Much headier. Much headier. It's much headier. Matthew Fox, who's one of the stars who actually plays Jack, announced that he is now done with television. Once Lost is over, he's done with it. He did Party of Five for six seasons. He's done Lost for six seasons. Now he is no longer. He's going to be focusing on movies, basically. I bet Scorsese is just waiting for that day when he retires from Lost so that he can snatch him up for his next picture. Matthew Fox is great. I mean, he's amazing. Evangeline Lilly. Wrong!
Who plays Kate. She also made a very shocking announcement. She said that she's going to be retiring, too, after this. No more acting at all for her. That is not her passion. What is? She says she wants to go do charity work in Rwanda. Does she have enough money to be able to do that for the rest of her? Lost his huge show. Ask anyone. You guys don't know what's going on. I guess so. I guess so. Okay. You guys ready to play a game? Yes. Yes. We're giving you two choices, and both of them are bad. Would you rather step on a nail, get kicked in the nats? Would you rather? That was a pleasant time. I was not expecting that. It's fantastic, right? It's like a good voice. How great is it? You want to hear it again? Yeah, let's hear it again. Yeah, I do. I'm sorry. I'm in love with it. This is the first time we've heard it. I know it. New game, new singer, everything. We're giving you two choices, and both of them are bad. Amazing. It's going to get me every time. I know it. I love it. I'm about to read my ringtone. I will allow people to call in about this. Before we even start, there's a P... Well, you can't say that. You can't say it, dude. I'm not allowed to say P1. We can't say that, so we can't refer to people as that, and so we have to come up with something new.
Even if we come up with an M1, it would take me a while to get used to that. So we're just going to say people's names. We'll just go with that for now. Until we decide. Yes, only for now. Mike? Yes. Hi. Hi there. How you doing? Good. Is this Mikey? Yes, it is. Mikey. Hey, this is a Mikey also. I just wanted to say a couple things. Number one, shout out to you, man. I get up after New Year's, take my daughter to school. Looking around on the dial, I thought I was in the Twilight Zone. Yeah. I couldn't find you. And then DSC was gone, too. I switched back and forth. What a shakeup in the radio here, right? Jeff and Jer, me, DSC, all off the radio. And I'm so lucky. Like, I'm really fortunate, man, because, you know, DSC and Jeff and Jer aren't even on the radio. And so I'm really lucky. And, you know, it's big money. And, you know, somebody's got a couple islands they're sitting on and they're Rolls Royces. Somebody's making money, but they're pulling the plug on you guys. So shout out to you. You know, I know you said yesterday peace and no negativity. Peace in the Middle East, bro. I love the new crew. I really do. Thank you, man. Thank you very much. This was from my press conference.
Yeah, it's awesome. And, you know, there's a guy called in yesterday who was just PO'd about the, you know, the switch over and he didn't like you because of the shock jock thing or the year past. And, you know, I think it's really cool that you switched over. It's a new start. And, you know, life's about growth. It's about evolution. It's about transformation. Thank you, bro. Thank you. You know, it's just you're a testimony to it, man. You've come a long way and done the things you've done. And here you are switching over a new station and you're going to have a whole new set of listeners and a bunch of old listeners. So I just wanted to say that. Number one, shout out to you. Love the crew. Congratulations on the new show. Glad to have you back on. Thank you, bro. I appreciate that. Thanks. Here we go. It's from my press conference. You get away with words. I do. Very articulate. My wife helped me write that. world. What would you do without her? So do I. Thank you. Alright, so are you ready for the would you rather? Yes. So ready. Would you rather suck on a Q-tip that has swabbed a stranger's ear or navel? Gotta go with a navel. That easy? I would say ear. Wait, wait, wait. Gotta go navel. How does a woodsy make a decision on it that fast? Like, instantly he goes, oh, navel. But navel? Like, people clean their ears more often than they clean their belly buttons, I think. I'm still like,
Just gagging on the visualization of both of those things. You just suck on it? Yeah, you do. Q-tip that has swabbed either a stranger's ear or navel. And Sienna, I'm talking a deep innie. Not one of those shallow innies. Not one of those shallow innies. One of those, like... That you can't see the ending point? I'm talking about... It's like a cave. Like Bear Grylls would be like, I can't believe I'm going in here. But it's so deep in here, I've got to make my own torch just to get inside this navel. Can't find my way around. Yeah, I can't find my way around here. I'm going navel all day long. Really? Yeah, there's no question. The thing about navel... Filthy. Ears are clean. You can see what comes out of an ear on the end of a Q-tip, and I don't think you would see it from a navel. And it doesn't look appetizing. I know, but I feel like it's going to be there either way. This is awful. There's too many creases in the navel. I don't trust it. There is. 570-1949.
570-1949, I want your logic. I want your logic on why you would pick what you would pick. And that's all. You know what this is, Woodsy? I'm sequestered in Memphis. Of course it is. Of course it is. 570-1949, Texas. I knew that. Who? Woods thinks he knows every song and he just looked at the program director. Who sings this? So I missed one. I'm going to call you out. One. Garrett, who was it? The hold steady. The hold steady. I like it. I got to get into them. That's right. Great. Another 40 bucks down the drain on iTunes. He gives you the freedom to build your own. He gives you the freedom to build your own bundle from four choices, including wireless phone service because Americans love choices.
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No problem. As long as you're willing to walk up to a very heavy, overweight, hairy stranger, dude. Sweaty. Stick your finger in his belly button. Okay, because that's what we're talking about. That's the would you rather. Going with ear. Ear? Ear. Lauren? All the way. You guys are all foul. All the way. Me too. Foul. You're going navel. 100%. Sienna? I'm going ear. Absolutely. Woodsy is the only navel. What about Jay Bird? Yeah, Jay, what would you do? I'm going in the ear. You guys are weird. That sounds wrong. I know. I thought the same thing. I'm going in the ear. I'm going in the ear. Why, Jay? Why the ear? It's just, you know, the belly button. Really? It's filthy. That's close to the danger zone. Thank you. That's what I'm saying. I would agree with that. Let's see. Giants fan is on the line. Hey, Giants fan. Hey, Mikey. How's it going? Good, dude. All right. I think I probably have to go with Navel. Yeah. There's no question. Have you ever smelled a Q-tip? No. Surprisingly, no. You ever smelled a poo belly? Let me tell you something. Put your finger in your belly button. I'm going to do it right now. Yeah.
On the stick cam for all to see. On the webcam. When was the last time you cleaned your belly button, Giants fan? In the shower this morning. This morning, that's right. No, that is a lie. That's not true. No, 100% lie. He probably has one of those little spongy loofahs like I do. A special belly button loofah? Oh, okay. That's right. I got one. No, you do not. That's right. A little toothbrush. Belly brush. That is so wrong. Wrong, sir. Wrong. Thank you, Giants fan. Let's see. P1 paparazzi is on the line. Look it. Even Woodsy already is going, no, no, no. I don't want to talk to him. No, no, no. No, because you can't say. You can't say. Did I say P1? Yes. This is going to be hard. I'm going to screw it up. I'm going to screw it up. It's going to take me a while to try to get it right. I'm not doing it on purpose. You know, we're not allowed to say P1. We've got to come up with something different. The lawyer said that we can't do it. And so we've got to come up with something different. All right, which would you do, paparazzi, the belly button or the ear? Oh, a navel and a heartbeat. What's wrong with everybody? Sweat. Sweat. Sweat. What are you guys doing where pools of sweat are running down your belly? Same thing. Yeah, I don't do those. Could you tell?
Please with that. I know. I haven't done a set-up in forever. Set-ups. I'm doing crutches as we speak. Really? All right. I got another one for you. Let's do two. Okay. Would you rather live the rest of your life with unbearable shame or guilt? And when I say unbearable, I mean it's to the point where you wake up in the middle of the night ridden out. I know, his palms just got sweaty. My belly button's actually sweating. I think that's easy. Really? Is it really? I would say shame 100%. No way. I have the most guilty conscience. I cannot tell a lie. It drives me. I can't. I know, but what if there's something so shameful about you? Well, at least I came out and admitted it, you know? What if you didn't? What if it was just found out and it's out there? Well, then it's out there and I can rest in peace. How are you going to rest in peace knowing that people are watching this video? Because... Now it's a video? Yeah, it's a video. Now it's a video. This is getting very specific. Yeah, it is. What if you live with both on a daily basis? Yeah. Words unbearable. What if there was these pictures that, you know, you forgot about from your sophomore year? I still think it's easy. I would rather have shame than guilt. I have the most guilty conscience. I mean...
You have to agree with Sienna as well. See, I live with guilt, so for me, it's normal. I'm like, guilt, easy. Unbearable, though? I don't want shame. I hate being shamed. Oh, shame is terrible. Shame on you. Shame on you. Didn't everybody, when they were a kid, get sick of that? Oh, yeah. But it was more the guilt that followed from being shamed. Yeah. I never felt guilty about being shamed. Once you come clean, you're like... Yeah. I did the right thing. The problem is what causes the shame. Yeah, I don't like shame. Well, when you say videos, look at Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. They're making millions for their shame. Yeah, but you know how people felt about them. We hate you. You know, after it happened, everybody was like, oh. Yeah, but now look at them. They're on TV, their own TV shows doing just fine. And theoretically, you can move on from that, right? Mm-hmm. Guilt is, that's lasting. That's, yeah. Yeah. But the spirit of the question was the rest of your life. That's right. Oh, that's right. This is the rest of your life. There's no getting over it. You're not getting over it. You've got to live with it the rest of your life. Shame or guilt. What if it was shame or regret? Would it change anything for you? No. Everyone has regret. I would much rather live with regret than shame. Yeah.
I have a ton of regrets. So I've got like a mountain of them on my back. Yeah? So, yeah. So I do it every day. Where you go, I shouldn't have done that. Yeah. My whole life is shouldn't have. My whole life is shenanigans, bro. Everyone has regrets. We've got a lot of shenanigans. Kid's got a lot of shenanigans from his past. A little bit of a checkered past. You know what I'm saying? It's okay. It's all right. It's colorful. It is colorful. It's made me who I am today. Hey, Scott, are you there? Yeah. Hey, Mikey. Morning. Morning, dude. Just jump back to agree with you why you choose the Q-tip in the ear. Oh. Because I'm figuring, sorry to jump back, but I'm figuring that if you got a few of your brothers around and you're trying to really freak them out and have them hurled, you're going for the Q-tip in the ear because that's going to do it. It's filthy. If you swatted at your belly button with a Q-tip, people would be freaking out. Go get me a Q-tip. What are you going to do with it? Give me two. I'm going to do one in my ear and one in my belly button. No, you're not. I'll do it at the next break. You really will? 100%. What if there's going to throw up? Can we find one in here? Do we have a Q-tip? You're a good man. He needs a Q-tip. Just come here, big boy. You got one? Jay, do you have a Q-tip? He's got one. No, he doesn't have one. I think he was just trying to be creepy. No, that's the thing about Jay, though. If you say, can you build me a Q-tip in five minutes, he'll have it. Like coconut husk. Yeah.
And he'll make you a Q-tip. MacGyver in there. He'll make you a Q-tip. He will. He can. I normally do have Q-tips, too, but I just change my purse. How often do you swab your ears? Every day. Every single day? Yeah, me too. Maybe I'll miss one day. I don't. I used to every day. When you get out of the shower, it's just a habit when I get out of the shower. I read that it's bad, though. It is. It feels so good. Yeah. I have a trough of them. I hate doing it. I cough every time. If I put a Q-tip in my ear. That's weird. I'm serious. That's so weird. I can't control it. That's like if I have... What are you doing in there, babe? Nothing. It's straight in my ears. Weird. How do you not swab your... I thought everybody, when they swab their ear, goes... It feels so good. I love it. It doesn't feel good. I don't want to be part of your guys' morning routine at all. Your left leg doesn't quiver and shake when you see. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. It's so weird. 570-1053. How are we doing on time? Are we good, Jay? We need a break. Say that again. Oh, my gosh. All right, fine. We can't if we have to. But first, Eddie wants to play. Eddie, you there?
Yes, sir. You want to play which one? Sure, yes, do that. The Q-tip one or the shame or guilt? And the Q-tip one is what? Your ear or your navel. Would you rather suck on a Q-tip that's been in a stranger's ear or their navel? Eddie's confused. Eddie's not knowing what's happening. I have to say the navel because most of the time you're probably going to find cotton anyway. Yeah, thank you. What about Kendall? No, there's more than cotton in there. I would do it, dude. You're talking to me. Yeah, which one? You changed my name to Kendall. Your name is Kendall. Well, it is. Yeah, dude. It's very fitting. Yesterday, I went through the process of acceptance. And? And I'm going to go with it. Kendall. You look so much like a Kendall. I don't look like a Kendall, dude. I said I'm all right with it, but you don't have to rub it in.
I look like Beto, but I'll go with Kendall. Try to work with me. Which one would you do? Which one would you do? I would do the one that involved pounding on all of your faces. Kendall, you shouldn't talk like that. Why don't you guys just leave me alone and let me get on with being Kendall for a while? Okay. So you like it now? No, I don't like it. So you are Kendall. He's very preppy today, too. He's embracing his Kendall-ness. Yeah, you know what I like to do? Use you for kindling and light you on fire. That was good. Give it your best shot, pal. It's my nephew, Kendall. He's Hispanic, and he used to be named Beto, but we can't call him that anymore. He's really upset this morning. Well, what if we changed your name to Bob, bro? Lauren, what if we changed your name to Bob, dude? How would you feel? Bob is cool.
Oh, really? Yeah. Okay, Bob. All right. Let's stick with that. We're now on your Bob, dude. To you or to everybody? To everyone. Okay. We'll see if it catches on. You can settle down, too, Kendall. 5701949. So here's what we're going to do. We are going to... And this is up to you. Would you like to hear Obama do play-by-play for the Duke-Georgetown game? Pretty exciting. Yeah, me too. I'd like to hear that. So, Woodsy will have a little sports. What is that? Great BJ. Sounds like the ting-tings. Who is it? The ting-tings? I got one, right? Oh, my goodness. Make sure you check out MikeyShow.com because at MikeyShow.com, we got video. You can watch us live on a webcam.
You can read our bios. You can read our blogs. You can see pictures of us. We've got all kinds of stuff on there that's awesome. And you've got to decide, what are we going to be? Because we can't be P1s. The lawyer said you can't do it. So we've got to come up with something else. What do you want to be? We'll come back and do that thing with Obama where you hear the play-by-play and everything else, too. Do you remember when you used to dial up to access the Internet? Remember how slow that was? Thankfully, things have changed, and now you're doing more and more on the Internet. Facebook and Twitter, YouTube, Deuce, the Huffington Post. You just couldn't do all of this with dial-up. And you know how some levels of DSL from the phone company aren't that much faster than dial-up? Here's the deal. If you want super fast Internet without all the lag you get with DSL, switch to Earthlink from Time Warner Cable. See, Time Warner Cable has this advanced fiber network. So with it, Earthlink is 13 times faster than DSL. 13 times. That's huge. Seriously, getting Earthlink for your internet service is such a no-brainer. Pick up the phone and call 1-800-CABLE-TV to get Earthlink from Time Warner Cable for only $36.95 a month. That's 1-800-CABLE-TV or go to timewarnercable.com anytime. Some restrictions apply.
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And yesterday was actually pretty good. I'm like, ah, my freshman year is not that bad. And then right at the end of the show, this guy's like, you're a cancer. And I'm like, okay, great. Pants down. He just got pushed into a locker. Got pushed into a locker. It's great. It's my first day of school. What's up, nerd? Yeah, what's up, dog? Hey, Chubbs. Easy Chubbs. Easy Chubbs. It's initiation. Yeah, it's initiation. What are those things when you put your head in a toilet and they flush? It's called a swirly. Swirly. I was going to say wet whirly. I used to get a little brother real good with a swirly. Did you? Yeah. You did that to someone? All the time. My little brother. Yeah, my brother. You didn't have that? Bully. I'm a girl. You have an older brother? Yeah. I was the one picking on him. Oh, really? For sure. Oh, I was, yeah. Dude, my brother held my elbows down with his knees. And then he got a big spit and he went. Oh, yeah. And he sucked it back up. Oh. It's older brother 101. You been there, Lauren? Oh, yeah. Brother did that? Uh-huh. And, I mean, the goal is that, oops, sorry, couldn't get that one. But he toughened me up. It's good. Yeah. I wouldn't change it. You're drinking that Summer's Eve again? Yeah. I was trying to hide my kombucha this time, but.
Tell everybody what kombucha is again. I don't want to talk about it. Nah, we should probably. We probably should. It has chunks floating. I've got to post this on my blog. Every day she drinks it. It has chunks floating. There's one floating on the top right now that I can't look at. Look at Lauren's cam. Go to MikeyShow.com and you can look in the camera and see Lauren. Oh, it just looks pretty gross on camera. It looks like you dip that bottle into a toilet. That's what it looks like. It's like bloody. She says it's good for digestion. It's got antioxidants. You know what else is? Carrots. Why don't you just eat some of those? Broccoli. Broccoli. How about that? I think I'd rather have hay. Suck. Well, actually, there's hay floating in there, so. When you're drinking a drink, there's not supposed to be a big chunk. Oh, my God. You forget about it. It just slides right on in. That's what. That's. That's. Uh-oh. They've been doing that all. This is a big that's what she said group. Yes. And it, like. evolved to that. It's taking off, I think. It's sweeping the nation. Just that? Just that. That's what she said's a little wrong. Yeah. That's... That's ellipsis. So, let's see if I can do this. I'm going to try something new. Oh. What's his new sports thread? Yeah, I mixed that up last night. Dude. I was hanging at the hotel. You just wanted to do a mash-up. Yeah, I wanted to spice it up a little bit, dude. You know? I spiced it up a little bit.
It's your new music. Yeah, well, I really enjoy it, and it took me forever to do, so I hope you guys like it. We love it already. So, sports. Yeah, what's up? Kobe Bryant is now the new Los Angeles Lakers all-time leading scorer. For real? Yeah, so you think about all the great players. Come on. I thought he already was. He just overtook Jerry West last night with his 25,193rd point of his career. Did he cry? No. Do you think that guys, when they say that they're, you know, when they hold a record and somebody breaks it, do you think they're telling the truth when they say they're happy for that person? Absolutely not. You never want your records broken. Even if they're notorious records, you still don't want them broken. Absolutely. Have you ever held a record? Yes. I've held a record. Have you? Most pounds in my family. Stop. Stop. Stop.
Yeah. What's your record? My record was broken and I was really bummed out. What record? Well, I was a bit of a jock back in my day. No way. Yeah. And I... Like horseback riding or... No, I played volleyball and softball and soccer and tennis. Really? I did all of that. And at my school, the elementary school, middle school I went to, they had a game called Bat Ball, which is one of those little cherry balls. And it's basically like baseball, but you hit one of those round little cherry balls. Do you know what I'm talking about? No. No, a cherry ball is like a dodgeball, kind of. Really? Yeah. Okay. But smaller, and so anyway, we would hit that, and I was the only girl that could hit it out of the park. So it's not really an official record. It is a record. My teacher, the guy who was the coach, he kept score, and I hit it out like 20 times in one year, and then finally girls started hitting it out, and then one girl got to like 22. Oh, okay. Really? But I was already graduated. Yeah.
Well, I defy you to find we had to play a three-game championship in flag, co-ed flag football. And I threw 15 touchdowns and no interceptions in three games. We had to play all three games in the same night. What's up, dude? Okay, look. I have real records still hanging up. Let me see. On my high school wall. Back in Jersey. You guys. Four? For track and field. Nice. Yeah. I see that. Oh, I'm so jealous of all that. I see it. I would die in track and field. All three of you guys are athletic? Yeah. Hey, I actually had the, I was a Texas mountain bike champion. There we go. Yes. Nice. We are very talented. We should all go play sports together sometime. Yeah, all of us. Yeah, Mike. We should do that. Let's have captains and pick and see who's last. Yeah. See who could nap longest. See who wins then. All right, smart guys. Check out – also, Mike, check out the president doing some play-by-play. Should be on your – Well, listen, obviously two great teams. I've been impressed, at least in the first half, by the guards for Georgetown. Big, strong guys. They've been able to keep Shire out and have him shoot a lot of threes contested.
They've been a little sloppier in the second half. That's pretty good. Is that the Rock? That was your president, yes. Aren't there, like, more important things going on? You think that was good? I thought it was okay. Did Duke lose, more importantly? Yes, they did, actually. They did. I didn't think it was that great. Really? I thought it was okay. I thought it was... Kind of lame. I'm a fan of the guy. I shouldn't have said that. Now everybody's going to be mad. There's more important things going on. Moving on. I agree. So there's a gentleman. His name is Tim Tebow. I'm sure everybody's familiar with Mr. Tebow, former quarterback, former Heisman Trophy winning quarterback at the University of Florida. So he wants to go and be a professional football player, but he's just... He's really not built for the next level. That's the thing. I've heard that the controversy is that a lot of people don't think he's going to be good in the NFL. He played in the Senior Bowl, which is kind of a place to showcase your talents. Let's see. Two fumbles, four yards rushing, and 50 yards passing on 12 attempts. Oh, that's bad. Isn't that terrible? That's real terrible. That's terrible. That's like Mikey Undercenter.
Oh, yeah. You could have done that. I might have been able to do the same thing. I was four yards rushing. Might have done a little better. Absolutely. Absolutely. You would have. And he is also really coming to the forefront this week with a commercial that is going to air during the Super Bowl. Maybe. Really? The Ag Stars Heisman Trophy winning University of Florida quarterback Tim Tebow and his mother. In it, he's expected to relay a strong anti-abortion message. through the story of how his mother ignored doctors' advice to have an abortion for health reasons while she was pregnant with Tim Tebow. I've always been very convicted of it. One, that's the reason I'm here. It's because my mom is a very courageous woman. Man, listen. If that's his cause, he's allowed. Absolutely. If you don't like it, you don't like it. But if it was the opposite way, he would be allowed to do that, too. If he was like, hey, listen, I'm real pro-choice, and I think that a woman should have the right to decide, and I've been convicted about it and feel real strongly about it, both ways. You've got to be able to do your thing. People always have to find something to flip out about. So that's what they're flipping out about this week, my man. I think I would flip out just knowing that my mom almost did that. Isn't that crazy? I know. And he's the fifth child. Really? Yeah.
So it would have been very easy for her to do that. So, you know, he's a good kid, I think, and I've never been a super big fan of his football playing, but I think he's a good kid. So my last story, Mikey, is Dwight Freeney, who is the, you know, all-world pass rusher. We talked a little bit about it yesterday. More than likely, he's going to be out. He's got a torn ligament in his ankle. And because he needs to be rushing Drew Brees all day, it's probably not going to work out for the Colts defense and the Super Bowl, man. But it is Super Bowl week. Looking forward to a big Super Bowl party at somebody I know's house. That sounds cool. Yep. That sounds real nice. Okay, listen. We got a couple of things that I have not got to that I want to. First of all, you can text us, 949mikey at gmail.com or call us, 570-1949. Mikey showed back on the radio after a six-week vacation that was more work than any work I've ever done. That vacation and that six-week time off, I worked harder, I think, than I ever worked being on the air. Now is actually the time where I'm relaxing. I know. Yeah, this is relaxing. Getting on the air is actually the time where I'm relaxing. Woodsy had a...
whirlwind of a morning yesterday, he says. Yeah, it was crazy. Tonight's the last night in the hotel, which you're real happy about. No, last night was. Last night was? Yeah. So tonight you're in your new place. Tonight I'm in the new place. In North Park. In North Park. Sienna has been, after 11 days, which she says felt like months, your puppy finally got its stitches out. I wanted to cry. It's just so sad we had to get her spayed and just dropping her off was really emotional. It just felt so bad. I'm just sending her in for unnecessary surgery. It's very necessary. Well, you know. Otherwise, she'll be out there all floozying it up. No, she wouldn't. She's a good girl. Lucy Goosey. Mother like daughter. Hey, hey, hey. About to get married. That's hot. But, yeah, it was just so sad because she had to have the little cone on. And every time she would, like, try to jump up on the couch, the cone would get caught on the cushion and she would fall back. The satellite dish around her head? Yeah. So that she won't scratch it? Yeah, so she finally got the stitches out. It's a big day. It's a good thing. Mm-hmm. And then I wanted to let you know about Jay because Jay's very healthy, too. You know, because you're getting to know everybody. Trying to get everybody.
sort of explained in terms of their personalities in the new Mikey show. It's me, Woodsy, Lauren, Sienna, and Jay. Jay went on a run after the show with his wife. Oh, you guys are those people. Yeah, me and my wife ate lasagna. I know. It was a blast, yeah. It was fun. I've got my little six-year-old. He flies along, too. He's a runner. Your six-year-old ran, too? Yeah. I mean, we don't run fast. It's just fun because the puppy, you've got to wear that puppy out, otherwise he chews up the house. It makes me crazy. That's great. I have a six-month-old puppy, as well. Really? How many years have you been with your wife? Oh, my gosh. 23. And you guys still go and run together? That's the cutest thing ever. I love it. It was fun. It's good stuff. I do not run. No, me neither. Woodsy's got a big dip in his mouth right now. He smokes eight packs a day. I still go to the gym, though, and play sports. Yeah? What do you do at the gym? Play sports at the gym? At the gym, I do. I actually had a personal trainer before I got here. I know it doesn't look like it, but I was working out pretty good, like, pretty regularly. And I lost, like, 20 pounds. I put it back on staying at his house. What did you look like?
It was a dude, actually. Was it really? Dude. It was a dude. Hey, man, you're doing really good lifts today, man. Yeah. Just wanted to tell you, don't take this the wrong way, dude, but your glutes are, they're looking real good. So I do a little cardio and lift some weights. I'm going to give you a good spank on the bottom. Yeah, yeah. It was, I hate the gym more than anything. And I leave with a cigarette in my mouth. I swear, every time I drive out, I'm smoking. Every time I go to the gym, I just feel like I'm competing with everyone. I know. Like, why is this 80-year-old man running on the treadmill longer and faster than me? It's 60 miles an hour. I always check other people's, what their settings are on the thing next to me. I've got to step it up. And then I'm exhausted. And I'm like, look, this isn't worth it. I'm leaving. Will you look at the people's settings, Lauren? What's that? To see if they're doing better than you are. I need to make sure that I'm going harder than they are. Everyone does. And that's why I'm being judged. I'm watched. It's unnecessary. Yeah, I think there's a lot of... What are they doing at the gym? Yeah. I'll see people. See, I don't really have to deal with that because I know I can't go as fast as they're going. I'm the one lifting the girl dumbbells. I mean, I don't lift super huge weights. I just do a lot of reps. You know these guys that do like the bicep curls? Yeah. And they got like 40 pounds, you know? More than that, yeah. Yeah.
And I have, like, the girl rubber weights. The 10-pounders. Yeah, the little purple. Yeah. You should just get on the machines. The machines are much more anonymous. Yeah. Yeah, that is true. I mean, we can go if you want. I hate it. But I'd love, I need somebody to go. I would love to see you guys at the gym together. Would that be classic? I have a personal trainer. Do you? Do you really? Yeah, Wendy. Yeah, Wendy is great. But I haven't been for a long time because I've had other things. See, I, I. I agree. That makes a lot more sense that you would have a girl personal trainer. When you said you had a guy, I thought that was weird. It was awful. It's like you're competing with a trainer. He kicked the crap out of me. I vomited after the first workout. I did in the parking lot. I would never go back. This is fun. I would never. I'd be like, this is the worst experience of my life. Did you say to you after a couple of weeks, Al? Hey, bro. Don't freak out, man. I lost 20 pounds. Yeah. Your abs are looking great. There's no abs there. Well, I can't see you having a female trainer. No. You can't be taking direction from someone that can't lift more than you. Well, she probably could. Yeah, there's some really good ones. I'm not super strong. You look like a strong guy. No. I'm just mean. Hey, man, you want to wrestle after the show? Yeah, man, I mean, there's nothing weird about it. Don't trip out. I'm just saying. You want to wrestle after the show? Hey, man. This is B is for Brutus.
Phone number here, 570-1949. Text The Mikey Show, 949mikey at gmail.com. Our girl Lauren did something last night that will really give you a view into who she is. Oh, yikes. Tell you about that. Oh, I got an email here, too. I got an email that is going to polarize every dude and every chick listening right now. And it has to do with, oh, I'm walking by my significant other's email. Oh, it's open. What should I do? Yes. Read you that next. Let's get down to brass tacks. Geico's the third largest car insurance company in the nation with a 97% customer satisfaction rating. We insure over 18 million drives and we're dedicated to keeping every one of them happy. And geckos are hard workers. Okay, to be honest, I don't know any other geckos in the biz. Well, there's a lizard in the canton, but we just say hello in the hallway. I think his name's Steve.
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Something about Lauren that she has in her recap email that is going to tell you a lot about Lauren, give you an insight to who Lauren is. And we're going to do that in just a second. First, it says somebody that knows me. Who's this? Hello? Is this Evan? It's Evan, Mikey. It's Evan. This is the story of Joe Millionaire. Evan is a friend of mine. Wow. Evan, I remember. Evan Marriott. I want to be the first to say that anybody that trips Mikey in a lunchroom and makes him drop his tray and everything. That's right. Got to deal with you. Yeah, man. Dude, I've known Evan for years, man. In fact, the first time we ever interviewed him was in Dallas. He was on the reality show Joe Millionaire. Yes. I watched it, obviously. And super cool dude. Super cool guy. And I've known him for a while.
Evan, what are you up to? Like, what are you doing for work? What are you doing? No, I'm a contractor in Orange County. There it is. Nice. And I listen to you when you're on the radio, and I'm really happy that you moved to 94.9. Yeah, it's like his favorite station. It's all about Mikey. What he used to do is he used to listen to the Mikey show when we were on the other station, and then when the show ended, he'd come over here and listen to the music. Nice. And so now you've got the best of both worlds, bro. Yeah. That's awesome. Well, I'm probably just going to stay here. There you go. But I got something that you'll really like, and it's just a coincidence. Switched to AIS yesterday. Nice. Did you really? And I dealt with a girl named Connie. I got the cert to approve it, and I saved about $500. Dude, how rad is that? That's what it's all about right there. Did it just yesterday afternoon. This is not a... I'm not working this. I really didn't. I can show you how to talk. I don't know what the girl's last name was, but she was super cool. And I'm thrilled. 1-800-777-4AIS is the number. And this is, I mean, we hear this all the time where people go, I had no idea. I mean, I've heard you say it. I had to actually do it. And then when I did it, I realized, wow, I could save a ton of dough. Dude, that's awesome. Yeah. Evan, you got to come down to San Diego. Come hang with us, man. Yeah, I totally will. Absolutely.
Right on, bro. All right, Evan. Bye. Bye. We'll talk to you later. Later. That's Evan Marriott. He's a good dude. He's a really good dude. This is the story of Joe Millionaire. That's right. That show is awesome. It is. So let me tell you about our girl, Lauren. First of all, Lauren, I found Lauren on YouTube, stand-up comic. And the way that I've described it to a lot of people as I go, her personality is not probably what you would expect by looking at her. You know, she's a very pretty blonde girl. And I think that, you know, if you just look at a pretty blonde girl, you might have ideas of what a pretty blonde girl is like. Right? Maybe. And she's very intelligent. Super intelligent. Keep going. Very articulate. Lovely. But she's really green and crunchy and granola-y. No.
She drinks vinegar on the rocks. Every morning she comes in here, she drinks this drink. It smells like vinegar. Can I get a vodka and Summer's Eve, please? Thank you. Delicious. I just went to the break room and brought back a bunch of cupcakes because obviously they were just lying around. I'm going to bring them. And I offer one to Lauren. She says, no. Who else did you offer one to? You're going to eat one later. No way. The gobbler. The gobbler. The gobbler tug. He calls his double chin the gobbler. When he makes that noise, he pulls it down. He pulls it down and he shakes it. And he wiggles it around. That's what she said. That's nice. But Lauren has a lot of self-control. She's able to say no. I took two bites of my cupcake and now I don't think I'm going to eat it. You feel bad. Listen to what Lauren said from her recap email. She says, I'm generally... Very waste conscious individual. But last night I heated up some chili for myself in a saucepan. My boyfriend Matt was not even home and I planned to eat the whole thing. Would I have been a disgust though if I ate right from the pot? She says... Would I? Did I? Okay, well first let's answer that question.
First of all, yes. How would you even do that? It's hot. You've got to sit down. I do it all the time. I hold it by the handle and just scoop it out. It's so filthy. I've done it. It's just filthy. It's so WT. It's so WT. Haven't you guys ever been camping before? Yeah, and when you go camping, you put it in a bowl. When you go camping, though, you're also not camping in your own house. Yeah, but I eat out of a can when I go camping. Really? Yeah. Do you also carry your belongings, like, in... A little bandana on the end of a stick. Yeah, I tie it on the end of a stick. I dig out. Is that what you do? And bury, so that, you know, leave no mark behind. Amazing. So she says. An old-fashioned camper. That's right. She says, so would I have been disgusted right out of the pot? She says, did I have, now this is the point of it to me. She says, did I have to put it in a bowl? I opted for the bowl, but immediately as I poured it, I was thinking, what a silly waste of resources. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're with me on that? I'm not with you. You just wash it. Yeah, but that's all. That's extra water. It's okay for guys to do, but not for girls. Girls should be putting it in a bowl. That's ridiculous. I eat soup out of a pot, but that's... I disagree. I say for every person, put it in a bowl for crying out loud. But nobody was even there. Oh. You know, nobody would have even known. I don't know. Okay, okay. I'm really confused about the whole thing. Now...
Do you put it on a placemat and you sit down in it? Or are you just standing there holding it with a handle and you're shoveling it? That is really... You're a grown-up now, okay? You're putting it in a bowl. I feel like I'm too lazy. That's awkward. Okay, I went for the bowl and nine times out of ten, we'll go for the bowl. I'm just saying. You don't think it's just dirty to sit there with a pot in your lap? And a spoon on the couch. Yeah, what if Matt walked in? Yeah. He probably would have put the other spoon in there and been like, yeah, get after it. No less. Yeah, get after it. It was turkey chili. Weird. Of course it was turkey chili. Of course, yeah. Of course it was turkey chili. Did you wash that down on one of those summer's eves that you drank? No, I didn't. I had some water. Do you ever drink that kombucha? Kombucha. Do you ever drink that with a meal? Yeah. Like at home? Really? What do you think this is? Those are apple chips. Dried apples and almonds. Almonds. I feel so bad about it. I know. It's hard. It's hard. But I can't live that life. I want a Philly cheesesteak right now. I mean, I will dabble. I will absolutely eat a chicken cheesesteak. French fries. Hold the cheese. Hold the bread. Hold the cheese. No bread. Grilled chicken, please. No way.
No way. Why do you do it? I'm just saying when... It's called willpower. When I can. Willpower. And I don't have it. When I can. I don't either. You have the opposite of an addictive personality. Yes. I do? It seems like it. Me and Woodsy, we could get addicted to like snow. We're around it enough. I'm literally addicted to everything. More snow. Yeah, but what do you think this kombucha is? You think you're addicted to the kombucha? No, I'm not addicted to it. It's a... I like the idea of it. Yeah. It makes you feel healthy. Yeah. Smells like vinegar. I like it. It's like $4 a bottle. And it was on sale. That's why I stacked up. Anything that feels good or tastes good, I'm in on. All the way. Really? Yeah. You know, it's tough. Jet Storm, you there? Hey, what's up, Mikey? What's going on? Hey, man, look. You know, it sucks with the whole P1 thing that we have to give that name up, man. I mean, it's our... I don't know how to describe it. It's our identity. Yeah. So what should we be?
Well, the big thing that's on the forums right now is we're throwing around a lot of Mikey Show listener or Mikey Malicious Soldier right now. But I think we need something new to signify that we're your listeners, you know? I like M1. I mean, that's my vote. And whatever you guys, I mean, whatever people dissect, because I want it to be like a group thing. I like M1. I think M1 Malicious is cool. I just think it's something we could latch on to. I think it's cool. Right. Mikey Show listeners are a community, and you're a part of something. If you listen to the Mikey Show and you get to know all of us, me, Woods, Lauren, Sienna, Jay, you get to know all of us. It's a family, and it's a community. And so whatever. I mean, I'll go with whatever. My vote's M1 because I just think it sounds cool, and I think it's easy to do. And I think we could come up with a lot of cool imagery for it. on a bumper sticker and that kind of stuff. I think we could do some cool stuff with it. Do you have a vote, Jetstorm? For me, you know what? I actually like Mikey Malicious Soldier. It's one of the ones that one of the guys on the site had recommended. And it was just one that kind of stuck with me, but I mean...
I'm down for M1, man. Well, I think that it can be both. Yeah. You know, I think it could be both. I mean, I think that you refer to yourself as an M1, but that means you're a part of the Mikey Malicious. You're a Mikey Malicious soldier. Did you say malicious? Malicia. Oh, okay. You're a Mikey Malicious soldier. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for my mouth. That's right. Thank you, dude. I like it. I like it. I think it sounds cool to me. 570-1949. Text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. You're getting kind of an inside peek as to who we are. And now I want to do this email. And so here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to read you the email, and then I'm going to let you call. Okay? And then when we get back, we'll take the calls on it. But I want to know what you think of this. Mikey, my boyfriend left his email open last night at my house. Do I even need to go any further? No, that's it. I'm done. Like, there's more to the email. I'm already done. Yep. Mikey, my boyfriend left his email open last night at my house. Trouble. I don't know what came over me. Really? Being a woman came over you? But I started looking through it. Weird. I came across an email from a girl named Alexis, and the subject of her email was my text. The subject said my text.
When I opened it, all the email said was, so, dot, dot, dot. What do you think? Three question marks. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Wow. Yeah, wow. I'm already enraged. I am anxious. Oh, really? Okay. Weird. Okay. Can we just hang on a second here? Now, let me finish. I'll give you my thoughts, but first, let's finish this. She says, I closed out the email because it freaked me out so much, but his password is still saved, so I'm tempted to go back in and see if he's replied. Should I? Do I fess up and ask him about it? I'm obsessing and not sure what to do. Paranoid in PB. Okay. Oh, gosh. So, so, so, the subject of the email was my text, and the body of the email was so, with a bunch of O's, so, dot, dot, dot. What do you think? Three question marks. Okay. How about this? How about this? How about dude was supposed to get back to her with some figures from work and didn't. And didn't. He was buying a dog for his girlfriend. She texted him a picture. Ridiculous. So what did you think? Ridiculous. Always think the worst, dude. It is. It usually is the worst. How about, hey, rude guy.
I need an answer on this work thing like pretty quick. Like right now. So, hello. I told you I needed it three hours ago. If he worked with a girl named Alexis, she'd know about it. Then it's trouble already? Absolutely. Yeah. First of all, her name is Alexis. But he'd know about it. Or she'd know about it. I'm sorry. Yeah. If I saw a name that I had never heard before, I would red flag immediately. Yeah. Weird. Really? Yes. You work for a company with a ton of people. No, no, no. You wouldn't be getting an email like that from someone that I didn't know the name. Just happened to work for the same company. Oh, man, you are some untrustworthy gals. Seriously. We're not. No. 100%. That's just how it is. We're realistic gals. 570-1949. When we get back, I want to ask Sienna and Lauren if they would be tempted if they were walking by a computer. Do you really need to ask? I'm like, come on. You're listening to the laugh already. 570-1949-949mikey at gmail.com to text. We will attack these women and this topic next.
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Your smarter tax destination. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. Here's more of The Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Text us if you'd like. 949mikey at gmail.com. Or call us, 5701-949 if you want to give us a call. We'd love to hear from you. So I was reading this email before we went to break. And the email reads as follows. Mikey, my boyfriend, left his email open last night at my house. I don't know what came over me, but I started looking through it. Came across an email from a girl named Alexis. The subject of her email was my text. When I opened it, all the email said was, so, dot, dot, dot, what do you think? Three question marks. I closed out the email because it freaked me out so much, but his password's still saved, so I'm tempted to go back in.
And see if he's replied. Should I? Do I fess up and ask him about it? I'm obsessing and not sure what to do. Paranoid and PB. By the way, what she just said is code for I've already gone through his email and looked at everything. A hundred percent. She definitely has searched around already. No question. But she's not done. And was probably not expecting that. Like, that's probably the worst of what she could have imagined. What would you do, Lauren, if you were walking by your boyfriend's? computer and his email oh wow Lauren just gave a she just gave a little thing body language that said oh my goodness at first I thought you were going to say if you saw that particular email and I would probably oh I'm saying you're walking by a computer and his email was left open well he we live together so that happens all the time and I just sign it out because aren't you sweet yeah you don't you don't notice anything you don't sniff around no very trustworthy
Well, I'm trying to decide whether or not I believe her. No, I saw something before that I wasn't supposed to see. I was actually on his MySpace page, and I thought it was my MySpace page. Because we were sharing a computer, and I was all, what was this? But he's a musician, so he gets stuff all the time from chicks. This is so strange. You're making out with a girl in this photograph. It's so strange. Babe, I'm in a band. I'm in a band. Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. What was the picture? No, it wasn't a picture. It was a message. And it said, you are so hot and I want you. To that effect. Did he respond to it? Yes. Oh, that's why you're mad. You tell the story. I don't want to ask any questions. You tell. I could interview you now, but I prefer you tell me. Well, he responded in a very diplomatic, thanks but no thanks kind of way. How was that? What did he say? He was just like, you know, that's very nice of you, but I'm in a relationship, yada, yada, yada. You were thrilled. Yeah, but what I was mad about was that he didn't tell me about it. Good.
And I understand why she's mad, but that's just the way we work. And it's just like, what we don't know won't hurt us, you know? And that's what he was thinking. So he shouldn't have told you, but I understand why you were mad. I knew exactly what he was thinking. I just, I feel psycho admitting that, but that's... So he should have been like, oh my God, come here and look at this girl. I just, I divulge everything. You do? You'll see, though. I mean, people are going to start writing you stuff, and he doesn't need to know. I guess so. You're right. But I'm a girl, and he's a guy, and that's what he should have done. Absolutely. It doesn't necessarily play. But I saw that on accident before, and it made me feel like I called him on it, and I was like, I feel really creepy that I even saw it, but I honestly saw it by accident. So if I walked by again and saw it, I would just do it. Automatically, like, exit out, don't want to know, don't care, trust you, moving on. Not knowing is always better. That's kind of the way I feel. So creepy, Woods. No, I just don't want to know. What do you mean? Dude, we are all human beings, and I don't want to get into a whole philosophical thing here. Weird. But... I do. I'd just rather... What I don't know will not hurt me. Yeah, it will. How? If I don't know about it.
Well, okay, but does that mean you're okay with it as long as you don't know? Yes. What? What? What? I don't believe that. Are people crashing their cars? Oh, yeah. I swear to God. No. I'm disgusted. Why? I just don't, I'm not that kind of person. Yes, you. Yes. You're not the person that has feelings that could be hurt? Or a heart or like emotions? Feelings that could be hurt? Yeah. I don't know, dude. I don't know. I just, whatever. Listen, if you're in a relationship where it's necessary to read stuff, then it's not a good, healthy one. It's not a healthy one. Rebecca has access to my... She does. She's got access to everything in my life. And likewise. You do too? I need to get in therapy like ASAP. Weird. I mean, it's not like, I mean, my, if he were to go on my Gmail, you know, it's already logged on. He just said Gmail and he can see everything. My Facebook, everything. Look at the conflict in Woodsy right now. He's so conflicted. He's like, who am I? That's because you're up to no good. He's a little up to no good. I mean, that's kind of, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, you do. So what's up, guys? A little tongue tied? Yeah, a little bit. Like, um, I just, like, um, I would like, um, I would like, um.
Like, I was like, I don't know. Exactly. I just don't want to know. Dude, that says that you don't mind if she's doing something wrong. I just don't want to know. I don't want to know. How about if she doesn't do something wrong? That'd be great. That would be great. That would be great. That would be great. Hey, people are humans. People make mistakes. I get it. People are weak. We are sinners. We are all sinners. I know, but you're not supposed to do that. Well, I know, dude. Don't do it. Don't do it. I got like a shovel and I'm just digging. I love it. I don't know. It's so interesting. He's so conflicted because you can see it in his face. I am. I'm like, am I beet red right now? Yeah. No. Corey, are you there? What do you think? I went through the same situation that this girl did. I lived with a guy for four years, thought we were getting married. We actually shared an email address. So we would get emails, each of us, at the same email address. And he got an email one time. From a girl. And all it said was tomorrow, question mark, question mark. Oh, my God. That girl is so cruel. Your email address was probably both of your names at Hotmail or something, right? I mean, how did she not know? How did she? Well, first of all. She probably didn't because of the way the email address was. But let's, wait a minute, Corey. Let's think about this. Yeah. So if your boyfriend, it was your boyfriend or your husband? No, we're not together anymore. What was he? It was your boyfriend, right?
With my boyfriend, yes. I mean, why give it out? Why would he give out an email that you share? I don't know. Maybe it was like on a business card. That's a good question. I mean, we started getting emails. Because he posted Craigslist ads all the time for vintage gear. And then he started posting personal ads that, you know, he was available and wanted to take somebody to Hawaii. And he was very romantic. That's when I started, you know, confronting him about it. Because then finally I was like, okay, he is doing something. And he denied it, of course. He had the emails coming to your joint account? He's brilliant. Wow. Well, obviously you're allowed to say something. It's your account, too. Right. He's got some rocks on him, though, to do that. Or just not the sharpest tool in the shed. Yeah. Wow. So when you confronted him, what did he say? He denied it. How do you deny it? It's in the inbox, bro. It wasn't me. I even went into our history just to see what was going on at that point because, you know, I needed to know. Of course you did. And so I went into the history of our computer and, oh, my God, it was just it was real bad. I'm just really bad. And he yelled and screamed at me and told me that I was crazy. And, you know, so I just finally realized, you know, it's time for me to bow out gracefully. And he didn't he didn't get all nervous when you asked him about it.
Oh, yeah. I mean, he did. He definitely was nervous. I mean, I knew what he was doing. You know, I really, I'm serious. That was actually me. Thank you. Hey, I appreciate the phone call. No problem. Thank you, Corey. Eli, what do you think? What do you think? Yeah, I was in a similar situation where my phone, I was hanging out with my friend I was getting really close to. And basically she picked it up and she saw a text from a friend at work that I had met. And I kind of sparked an interest at her. And she kind of just, you know, freaked out at me. And basically there was, you know, a curious thing. I was becoming friends with this girl and she started to like me. But I had to put out some boundaries there. And all of a sudden, you know, because I wasn't forthcoming with, hey, this is what's going on with this girl.
He has this trust with me now. Yeah. My friend I was coming close with. And so, you know, it was just like, I don't know. I was just really frustrated because of the fact that, hey, you know, you ought to be able to trust me to, you know, if I'm not committing to you, you have to be able to trust me to handle situations like this. You know what I mean? Like, there's a trust factor there. Sienna. Yeah. If you were walking by your fiancé Todd's computer and his email was opened, would you look at it? I have when we first started dating. I did one time, and I will never do it again. I talked about it with him, and it was like this huge fight. What did you see? Well, he was married before, and he has a daughter, so his ex-wife is in the picture. And at the beginning, that was really, really hard for me. Right. For an ex that he was married to being around all the time he had to talk to, it's like that was really hard. So I had an issue in the beginning, and then, I mean, now I would have...
no need to look at all i mean like i said i know his passwords he's given them to me for whatever reason and he has all of mine and i i have no need to look and i think if you feel like you need to that's shows you that there's a problem oh yeah there's a problem if you want to look at it yeah and not at the same time i'm totally you know i'm totally okay with my wife looking at my email and looking at my stuff and i don't have any problems with it but i also would feel weird if it was like that was just being done like she wanted to check out. All the time, yeah. And you know it's not like that. No, yeah, yeah. How's that? Kombucha coming along. Woods was just gagging. Every time Woods looks over at her. Kombucha? Kombucha. I've got my Copenhagen. She's got her kombucha. Yeah. I've got my cupcake. And you've got your cupcake. We all have our vices. The three C's. I have my French dip.
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Good morning. Dave Matthews, ladies and gentlemen. Good morning, Freddie. It's so good to be here with you. Dave, you're an interesting guy. I mean, I don't know too much about you, but I'm just excited to get to know you. Like I said, Freddie, it's good to be here, man. I said Mikey. Oh, okay. You said Freddie, but it's Mikey. Well, every time I come to Milwaukee, I get lost, man. I never know where I'm going. You're not in Milwaukee. This is San Diego. Welcome to the show. You smell like pot. I'm a little high. All right. I'm a little high. Dave, welcome to the studio. Good morning. You brought your guitar. I did. Of course. Now, I don't really know a lot of the music, so I'm going to find out a little bit about the process and a little bit about what you do and hear a little bit of the music and find out some more about it. Sure. Okay, so what are you going to do? Are you going to play a little bit for us? You got a beautiful Taylor guitar? It's beautiful, but... One of the questions your producer Frank had asked me was... No, it's actually Jay. His name is Jay. Hey, Jay. It doesn't even rhyme. He asked me how my process is for writing songs. Uh-huh. And what I do is I write the music first. That's right. So I come up, you know, with like a... You know, I come up with a little lick. It's a beautiful day, Matthew. Thank you. Now, what are you going to do? You're going to play a song for us? Well, my band always makes me change the lyrics. Wait a minute. My lyrics are too dirty. So let me ask you. Your band, you will write the songs. Yeah.
And you put the music and then you put the lyrics. Right. And your band says to you, they go, hey, Dave, that's dirty. You got to change it, man. It's dirty. You're a dirty dog. Now, let me ask you this, dirty dog. Have you done this with all of your songs? Every one. I had to change every lyric. Really? Every one. So, like, all the big hits that we know. Does that upset you? Yeah. Yeah, I bet. They won't play them. They won't play them. And so, give me an example. All right, here you go. What is this you're going to play? We changed it to number 41. Okay, it was number 41. But it was originally called Heroin. Okay. So pretty. It's gorgeous. Heroin's so good when it hits your veins. Okay, thank you. Nuts your entire veins. Okay, Dave, Dave, Dave. Yes? I want to remind you we're on the radio, so you probably don't... There's a lot of people listening right now, Dave. A lot of people listening, and so those lyrics are weird.
Well, you guys know my song, Where You Going? Oh, yeah. Is that the one that goes, where are you going? That's exactly right. I had to change it. This is the original. Let's hear it. Don't do the weird thing, though. Can you stop for a second, Dave? Sure. Don't do the weird thing that you did a minute ago. So in other words, don't do, I mean, you could do the alternative lyrics. I'm going to do my original. Okay. The original. They're cool? Yeah. Okay, cool. You make love so filthy. Okay. Oh, my God. Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, excuse me. Remember when I said like 10 seconds ago, I said, okay. No. You don't remember this. I said it 10 seconds ago, Dave. Did you drop your pick? No. Dave. Dave. Yeah. What's the matter with you? Nothing. I'm high as a kite. Okay, you don't want to say that either, you dummy. Remember I said, okay, are you going to do another song? Yeah, last one. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't do the thing that you did, though. Okay. You can play the alternative lyrics, but don't play something stupid. Don't sing, like, dumb lyrics. You can do alternative lyrics, but just make sure. I just want to play my originals, and that's the way my process goes. Okay, but do you understand what I'm saying? No.
I don't understand. Is that Crash? You touched my nuts, you lift my feet, tying me down in my sleeve. Dave, Dave, Dave. Yes? David. Franklin. Dave Matthews. Yes, Franklin. My name's Mikey. Yes? This is awkward. Yeah, it's awkward. I mean, I just said to him, what did I just say? I go, hey, I gotta go to the bathroom. Is that right? You have to go to the bathroom. I'm about to pee in my pants. Okay, go then. Go. See you guys later. Thanks, Dave Matthews. You're welcome. Dave Matthews. Thank you. There he is. Don't ever come back. Thanks, dude. You're awesome. Very interesting. He's a cool guy, man. I was just talking about in the hall. Yeah, he doesn't have much of a memory. No. He's just... Because I was like, hey, Dave, don't do that thing that... How many times did you say that? I said it like five times. Maybe six. Yeah, a lot.
And he says, you make love filthy. And I go, don't. Don't do that. This is the Mikey show. We're on the radio right now. Don't do that. That guy is in his own world. Yeah, he's living in space. Well, great job for a first guest. Yeah, no doubt. Way to go, Jay. No doubt. What did he call him, Fred? Fred, Frank. I mean, the guy's out of his tree. You know what I mean? Where did... Sienna, where did they find more than a million dollars of cocaine here in San Diego? Well, you know the little stopping point by Camp Pendleton? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right there, on the 5 Freeway, the checkpoint. And this happened on Saturday, 9.30 a.m. A Toyota Tercel was driving by. An 18-year-old U.S. citizen was driving. A drug dog was out there and alerted the agents that there's something going on in this car. They pulled it aside, found 15 bundles of cocaine hidden in a secret compartment in the gas tank. It was 39 pounds of cocaine valued at $392,000. Oh, wow. Then the same day, a different guy came later on around 7.15 p.m., drug dog sniffed something again, pulled this Ford F-250 over. A 44-year-old Mexican man was driving, found 28 packages of cocaine worth $713,000.
That was stuffed in a spare tire. Oh, wow. Look at the picture of all of that. Dude. Yeah. That was just one of the cars. That guy's going to go to jail forever. Over, what, over a million dollars? Over a million dollars. Worth of cocaine stopped in one day. Hey, where can people find that? What website? Is that NBC or what is it? I can put it up. Yeah, put it up so people can see. I'll put it on my blog. Crazy. Yeah, it's nuts. That's a lot. 949mikey at gmail.com is our text, and you can call us, 570-1949. And I know I keep saying the other name, but I keep messing it up. Habit. You were hanging out with Dave Matthews, weren't you? Yeah, I was. Brian, you there? Yeah, I'm here. What's going on, Brian? Hey, well, I had an idea. When you guys were talking about what's the name, you know, M1 Malicious Soldier, and then Lauren thought you said malicious. Right. Well, I thought. What's cooler, it should be M1 Delicious. M1 Delicious. Delicious, soldier, because militia is like a little too... A delicious soldier? We're not making an adult film, I don't think. No, but you guys were talking about food all morning. Yeah, I know. We do enjoy food. That's cool, right? Because militia is a little too Ed Hardy, I think. But you don't eat a soldier. This is a tasty burger. Yeah, I don't know if you want to go with food just because it's food, though, do you?
But everyone loves food. How about the prime ribs? Yeah. The M1 prime ribs. The prime ribs. Think about it. It's cool. You know what? I think it would be foolish to not at least take some time to think about it. Yeah. We will think about it. Thank you very much. I'll put that on my bumper. Thank you. Delicious soldier. Thank you very much. You are a foodie. Yeah, you are. Yeah, I am a foodie, but I think that that might not work. I will have to think about it and get back to you. I just did. Thought about it, I'm out. Just got back to you. No delicious soldiers. That's hard to say. Delicious soldiers. Makes zero sense. Yeah, if you missed it, earlier we were talking about this and we said that basically the lawyers have said that we can't use the term P1. And I said, okay. So the lawyers have said that we can't do it and so we won't. We'll do something else. But see, here's the thing that gets me. I believe that the lawyers feel that by doing that, what they do is they take away the community. They can't. They can't take away the community because we'll call ourselves something else. And then we'll just keep coming back and keep coming back. I think we just make it bigger. You see what I'm saying? Still haven't seen that movie, by the way.
That's nuts. You can't call yourself a man. Yeah, dude. We all know that. Dude. I mean, I'm not going to try anymore. You have to see 300. Okay. Let's see. Is this Bilbo? Bilbo Baggins? I'm an H1. That means Hobbit. Bilbo Baggins, yes. H1. That's an H1. Yes, you're a Hobbit. I love it. I dig it. It's H1. Yeah, H1. Okay. I'm just calling to say that I love Mikey and his bald head. We all hobbits do. And we're 100% backing him up. And we love you guys, and we love that he brought the voices. And Dave Matthews, that was awesome. We all cried. It was beautiful. Please keep it up. And if you can, if you can bring on some of the elves, like Aragorn and the humans and some dwarves, we'd be happy about that. Thank you. This is Bilbo out. Thank you, Bilbo. Thanks, Bilbo. Appreciate it, brother. Thanks, Bilbo. Bilbo is something else. That's crazy! Really a crazy dude. 570-1053 or 949mikey at gmail.com if you want to text us. It's very easy. Another email that we're going to do about... This is going to be great. I can't wait to get everybody's opinion on. That has to do with...
Dining out. Okay? Let's do a dining out. First, Katie, are you there? Oh, yes, I am. Hello, Katie. Why, hello there. How are you? I'm going to be a little different. And instead of M1, I'm going to go with Q1 because it's right after Pete. So I'm going to be Q1, Katie. And I just wanted to say, welcome back, Mikey. I'm so excited. I feel like a grandma welcoming her kid back from summer camp. Like, oh, welcome back, Mikey. Thank you very much. Thank you. So I just want to say that. Welcome back. And we're so excited to have you back. Thank you very much. And we're back! I appreciate that. Have a good day, you guys. Thank you. Thank you. Q1. See, there's going to be a million ideas of what we should call ourselves. M1. Q1. Delicious one. Delicious soldier. Delicious soldier. Great name for an adult film. Exactly. You're gay! I don't know. I'm just saying it's a strange way to refer. Flamboyant. Dave Matthews left his guitar in here. He did. Are you serious? And I'm taking it because it's a Taylor and it is sick. It sounded good. It sounded great. It was a nice guitar. It is sick. Is he still running around the hall? Yeah, I guess so. Still looking for the bathroom. I hope he finds it. Bye, Matthew. I'll see you later. Bye, Dave Matthews. Hey, he got your name right. Yeah, because he's...
It's plastered all over the wall out there, though. That's why. Spray paint. That's why he did it. Did you know that Toyota is apologizing to everybody? They're saying, hey, we're really, really sorry about what happened. They had to recall about a gajillion different Toyotas in Letterman actually. I'm coming to work today. I'm driving myself in, and it's scary on the roads. I think we all agree to that, right? It's just scary out there. And all of a sudden, I look in the rearview mirror, and I think, oh, my God. And now I'm paralyzed with fear. And I double-check. I look in the mirror again. Oh, my God. You know what it was right behind me? A Toyota. It's the best. They were having gas pedal problems, so, you know. It's the best. They come slamming into you. Yeah, they recalled millions of cars. They are now announcing that they have fixed the problem.
And apparently the parts are being expected to begin arriving at dealers starting today and tomorrow. And they're going to be installing a small piece of steel in the pedal, which will eliminate the problem. Oh, good. I don't know why it wasn't there before, but, you know. Tila Tequila deleted her Twitter account. Who cares? I barely slept last night because of it. She's known for, you know, tweeting all kinds of... ridiculous comments all the time. She does a lot of poetry. I mean, just a lot of hating on other people, really negative stuff. So she was receiving a lot of negative comments directed towards her. So she pulled a Miley Cyrus and deleted her Twitter. Smart. Yes. Hey, man, I'm telling you, I learned that the hard way. I learned the hard way. It used to be my thing on the radio, be mean, say mean stuff about people. And I mean, as cliche as it is. You get what you put out there. Yeah, absolutely. You know, people are generally pretty nice to me because I try to be nice. I don't try to say the mean stuff anymore. It's the old saying, dude, kill them with kindness. That's right. There's nothing that drives somebody battier than when they're trying to be mean to you and you're nice to them, you know? Yeah. I would obviously never get a massage or a facial. But here's some rules on tipping.
When getting beauty services. Every time I go get my hair done or a pedicure or a massage, you know, it's like, I know I'm supposed to tip, but how much do you give them? Is there a certain percentage? I mean, you've gotten a massage before, right, Mike? I'm getting a massage and a facial in a couple of weeks. Oh, my. Wait, wait. Why? What's wrong with that? A facial is a little weird, but. Come on now. You need to exfoliate. A facial. Explain yourself. All right. I will do that. If you all turn around and don't look at me while I do. Yeah, I have an interesting story about it. And I do want to know what that is, the tipping thing, because I don't know. Go ahead. They say 20% is a good rule of thumb. No, no, no. Oh, you're giving it away? Well, I have more. There's a lot. 20%. Just give me one. 20% is a good rule of thumb only when dealing with certain things. Okay.
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your nails done. They say that you do 20%. However, if you're getting something crazy, what's like maybe a little chin tuck or something you wanted to say? I got to tip my plastic surgeon. They say that something big like that's like $150. Are you serious? Where does the tipping stop? You're supposed to tip the plastic surgeon? Yeah. Who ever heard of it? The example they gave is laser hair removal. They say that you tip $150 at least. Oh, wow. What? Wow. I can't believe that, though. Always tipping cash, obviously. I would think something in the medical field like that. Yeah. be allowed to accept a tip. Yeah. And if you go, I know it doesn't seem right. I mean, I don't know about that, but if you go to like a really nice salon and you get your hair cut, sometimes they have people that wash your hair that are different from the ones that are cutting your hair. You have to tip them too. They say usually those people that just wash your hair, you give them 10 bucks at least. How about this for a rule of thumb? If there is a menu, you tip. If there's a menu, you tip. A menu of services, you tip.
Yeah, but when you get your hair cut, I've never seen a menu. Well, absolutely. You can get, a guy can get a haircut, a wash, a shave. Yeah, but most salons that you go to. Okay. I used to get perms all the time. A permanent. But I read this. Little different color rollers. A permanent. So sweet. This, I actually was really surprised by. They say that if the owner of a salon were to cut your hair or do your nails, you never tip the owner. Oh, my God. Wow. Who can keep all this straight? I know. Who comes up with that? What's the best tip you ever got at Belly Up? Allure Daily Beauty Reporter told us this one. Wait, wait. Percentage-wise or Allure Magazine? When you were at the Belly Up, what's the largest tip you got? Gosh, I'm going to have to go through the archives to really think about that. I think one time someone's bill came to like $21 and they dropped me a 50 spot. That's pretty solid. Yeah. We had some really, really good tippers that came through. That's good percentage-wise. Was that also the largest amount? No. Largest amount's got to be, I don't know, close to a Honda. Really? Honda. What do they call it? A Honda. A Honda. It's close to a Honda. Close to a Toyota. Yeah. Easily. Yeah. Joe has mixed feelings about me. Joe, are you there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's going on?
I'm a long-time 94.9 listener and a long-time listener to The Mikey Show occasionally, but from a couple years back. And I just kind of had some questions. I wanted to ask how you felt about the community of listeners out there for 94.9 that are really into 94.9 for being about the music and now not having an outlet of music in the morning. I just wanted to know your comments and how you feel about it. all of us that are out there that not necessarily are bashing you, but like I said, I've occasionally heard your show and, and sometimes I like it and sometimes I switch over to 94.9. So now it's kind of, we're at a place where we don't have a choice now, but just wanted to hear your thoughts about that. Yeah, dude, I feel for them because this is what, you know, I always, I always use analogies and my analogy was that it was a vegetarian restaurant that suddenly put, barbecue on the menu yeah something like that you know that was i mean that is my analogy that that uh fm 94.9 was a vegetarian restaurant that all of a sudden started serving barbecue sandwiches in the morning and so for you know if i was a vegetarian going to a vegetarian restaurant i would be upset about it and so in terms of people being upset about it i totally understand and to that extent i even like go man that uh it would bum me out it would bum me out um now
If there was a public park and they decided that they were going to build a hospital on it, I wouldn't be upset at the construction workers. I'd probably call the city and say, hey, what are you doing? That's my favorite park. But to yell at the construction worker who's just doing his job, I don't quite understand. And that's all I've done is I've accepted a job. And the thing is, is that FM 94.9. is a great radio station that gets great ratings outside of the morning drive. So after 10 a.m., the radio station gets really good ratings. But from 6 to 10, they just weren't cutting it. Now think about this. It could have been a situation where they kept doing it and it got to a point where the whole radio station had to go away. But what they wanted to do is they wanted to have a viable... product in the morning. And then that hopefully that will bring it to a point where the radio station is viable all the time. In fact, not just viable, but really, really viable. That's a really interesting point. I hadn't even came close to thinking about it, but that makes sense. You know, you want to keep the quality all the way around. You got to, you know, give a little in the morning, I guess. Yeah. And the cool thing too, is that the guys that were doing
The morning show here still work here. Yeah, yeah, I heard him. I heard him. Yep. Tommy works in the afternoon. And why did I just Hanson and my brain just went blank. And Hanson is the assistant program director. And so they both still work here and they're both really cool. And, you know, I foolishly read a board yesterday where I was just getting killed. And, you know, I think I read the same. I did, too. Oh, and I'm so I beat myself up, you know, so much that when I read that stuff, it just kills me. Yeah. And I know because, I mean, face to face, like right now, I mean, you know, over the phone, I'm holding back. But I feel that too sometimes. But now that I'm hearing it from you directly, your point of view, like I said, you're making me look at it a different way. And like I said, some of us are occasional listeners to your show. And I totally understand. I do understand, man. If it were me, I would be upset about it, and I probably wouldn't like it and everything, I guess. And I'm just telling you from my point of view. I personally wouldn't say all the stuff about the person. Yeah, yeah.
I get it, you know, I get it. It's kind of a bummer it has to be me they're saying it about. Yeah, well, actually, personally, my thoughts were more with the station, because like I said, the station was real big on, hey, we don't have no talk in the morning. It's all about the music. So that's kind of where it got to me, not really personally towards you or the show. It was definitely that end, like, hey, what happened is it's about the music. And listen, they wanted to maintain it's all about the music after 10 a.m. And, you know, my idea was, you know, what about, you know, it's all about the mornings, it's all about the music and blending them together. Yeah, because actually the first time I heard you on Monday, wasn't it? The first thing I heard was the beginning of a Radiohead song. And I was like, all right, they kept the music in, you know? Dude, we are all huge, huge, huge music fans. I mean, this is... Well, some of us have different tastes in the music. Right, but like me, for example, this station couldn't be a more perfect fit for me. based on everything that they play. It's absolutely phenomenal. I'm going to go to every show, you know, and really support and get behind this station and the music that it does play because it's phenomenal. Phenomenal. Awesome. Hey, guys, I'm really glad that I got a chance to talk to you. Thank you, brother. Appreciate it. But thanks a lot, and I'll listen. You got it. Thank you, man. That's awesome. Wednesday, what about this one? Oh, gosh. From my personal music collection. I'm powering down.
I don't know. I'd give it a shot. I'm sure that'll improve the board. They love it. But you just want a lot of hearts over it. I want a lot of hearts over it. I can't help what I like. I can't believe that I do and I can't believe I like that song. You like it. You like good music too. It's catchy. You like it too. You won't admit it, Woodsy. I promise you I don't. You don't think it's catchy? No. You know, there's a good, I don't know if you call it a parody if the words don't change, but there's like a little mock video on YouTube. Yeah. And that's the first time that I heard the song without Miley Cyrus' video. Yeah. And it's these guys on a beach and like in a pool and like.
Like doing the volleyball and all this stuff. And if you saw it that way, you might really like it. You might have liked it. I promise you. It's great. I mean, dudes on a beach is not going to really get me to like a song. It's hilarious. You know, Woodsy is what I would call a little bit of a musical snob. A little. And all I know is that when he was staying with me. Damn it. You were being judged. No. Oh, no, no, no. He was giving me, you know, he goes, dude, we were in my car and he was looking through all my music and he goes, Miley freaking Cyrus. You have her CD? I have the single in my iTunes. Oh, okay. In my iPod. And he goes, Miley freaking Cyrus. And I go, dude, it's catchy. And he goes, no, it isn't. It's not. He's telling me how awful it is. So the next day, I walk in my office. where my iTunes was open and he had been listening to music. It's a great jam. Listen, if you're going to make fun of Miley Cyrus, if you're going to make fun of Miley Cyrus, you don't then clandestinely listen to Brian Adams. Those are two different categories. I was in eighth grade and I was just madly in love with this girl. And this was our song.
You can give me whatever story you want, but the bottom line is... I love love songs. This reminds me of Robin Hood with Kevin Costner. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Dude, this song is amazing. He's justifying it, Lauren. Why are you allowing him to justify it? Because my musical taste runs across the board. No, you're snobby like he is when it comes to the music. Well, I like good music. See, that was a snobby comment. That was a snobby comment. You do like... It was so funny, too, because Garrett, our program director, and Woodsy and Jay, we're all talking music. And they know music. Jay, Woodsy, and obviously our program director, they know that 94.9 music. And I like everything, too. And there's a lot of artists that we play that I know and that I like. Absolutely. But they were like, you know, they're naming all these bands. And they're like, you know, what do you think of the, you know. tube stick jumpies. And I'm like, I don't know what they're talking about or whatever. You know, all these names. And Garrett's like, oh, their first album is the best one. And Woodsy's like, I don't know, dude. I kind of like that second one. And I'm like, listen to, I'm like, I turn around, I go, I love Bruce Hornsby, guys. Love Bruce Hornsby. Yeah, you do. And I just kept doing it. I kept doing it to him. Yeah. I turn around again. Yeah. Five minutes later, they're talking again. I turn around.
What about Mike and the Mechanics, guys? You guys big on, you guys like that first album? What about Genesis? Genesis is classic. He's driving him nuts. I think so, too. It's all good. You know, if it's good, it's good. If you like it. I'm not a big, I don't know, probably upset a lot of people out there. I don't really catalog albums. Like, I don't really pay attention to what album anything, especially now with iTunes. I'm just like, I like that song. I don't care what era it came from. I'm the same. I'm the album guy, dude. Top to bottom. Tell me what you think of this. Is this Boyz II Men? Yeah, it is. It's a jam, dude. It's kind of a jam. Girl, you know, that's my favorite character. Let me tell you something, girl. I mean, if you don't like this, I don't want to know you. That's that guy's job, though, is to just, they're like, we're all going to sing and harmonize. We just need you to pipe in. Hey, yo, girl. I can't believe you left me, girl. Girl, why'd you have to do that? How come you be playing with me? Dude, I love Motown. And those guys are Motown. I grew up on Motown. My dad's from Detroit. So you're good with Boyz II Men? Yeah, they're Motown, dude. I'm in. Lauren? Oh, yeah. Motown Philly? Get out of here. Oh, is that a request? Wow. Oh, yeah, girl. That's what I'm talking about. Yo, girl. You ready for some Motown Philly? You want to know what it's like living in Philly?
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I like it, but I'm not deciding on anything. Listen, we've got to figure it out. My vote's M1. Yep. I like it. The militia. It's very hardcore. It's up to everybody. Matt, you there? Yeah, I'm here. What's going on? Hey, man. Yeah, I'm a long-time 94.9 listener, and to be honest with you, I never really listened to Mikey's show before, but I started listening when you came to this station, and I've got to say, I kind of like it, so I definitely am going to keep on listening. Awesome. I love you, too. I know you probably need the support after reading the boards. I know, man. We were just talking about it right now, that they're just killing us on the boards. And it's rough because, A, I kind of relate to them, and I understand, and I don't blame them. And at the same time, it's me they're talking about, so it hurts. Yeah, they're personalizing, and they really shouldn't be doing that because it's business. You're not doing this to take away their music. You're doing this because you should be on the air. I'm doing it because they offered me the job. And, you know, I mean, I'm just being completely honest with you. I'm doing it because they offered the job. Right. And, you know, that's why it's so strange, you know. Yeah. Well, I guess I don't understand. I don't know. Yeah. Well, I do and I do and I don't. But, you know, I hope that it gets better. You know, I hope that people are like they come around.
Well, I think if you keep it up and you bring Dave Matthews back on every once in a while. Yeah. Because that was pretty funny, man. You had me cracking up this morning. He's still around, I think. Yeah, Dave, can you sing about cookies? Dave's here right now. Let's have Dave sing. Grab the guitar, bro. Don't do anything stupid. I won't. I never do. Dave, Dave, hang on a second. Remember before you said that you wouldn't do something stupid and then you did. I promise. I promise I won't. Say, I promise I won't do it. I promise I won't do it, Mike. Dave Matthews, everybody. I want some cookies right now because I'm so high. No, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. Dave. Yes. Remember, like, 20 seconds ago, I go, don't do that thing where you say stupid stuff. Yes. We're on the radio.
Talking into a microphone. We are? Some people listening right now. FCC. Sienna, tell them they can't do that. I mean, it's just like we could get kicked off the air if you keep this up. We just started. We kind of want to keep your job for a little bit. You know what I mean? Thank you. It's good, though, Dave. I appreciate you stopping by. You're a good person. Thanks for having me, man. I love you guys. Freddie. Love you guys. Freddie, Frankie. It's Mikey. Katie. And Susan. No. Not even close. Doesn't even rhyme. Leah. Yes. Hi. Hi. How are you? I'm fine. How are you? I'm good. Are you calling about the thing we were talking about with tipping? Yes, I am, actually. What were you going to say? I think that tipping is completely based on the amount of service that you get. Oh. No matter where you're going, no matter what you're doing, you go to a nice restaurant and you have a poopy server, then give them a poopy tip. Poopy. I can't. By poopy, do you mean under 15%? Yeah, I mean, I tip based on service. And if I go to a really nice salon and I have a really nice lady chat me up, give me a good haircut, I'm going to tip her the 20%. If I go to a strip mall salon and get the same kind of service, a nice haircut, then I'll tip her 20%. But if I get some kind of crabby person that doesn't want to help me, that wants to give me attitude, then they're going to get 5%. Wow. That's the way it is.
Five. That's the way it is. I'm a good tipper, too. I'm not trying to be a jerk. But if I go somewhere, I've got two small kids. And if I get a waitress that's going to be nice to me and bring me extra napkins and not have a fit when my kids make a mess, then I'm going to lose them more. I'm going to lose them 30%. I've been a waitress for years, and I have to say I kind of agree with her. Yeah, but look at us. Lauren just came from Ballyup. Are you the same way? I feel like. There has to be a lot somebody would do to even warrant under 15%, honestly. They'd have to be a monster. But you know what? It's a job. Think about what we do. We're on the air. If we talked about nothing all day, we were boring, we weren't taking phone calls. Subjective. You know what I mean? But no. Some people think that. People wouldn't. Well, exactly. Go to the boards, man. Yeah. Some people are like, it's the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. I hate Mikey. But maybe bad example. No, that's actually a good example because I think it's subjective. Like, let's say that Leah.
goes to someplace, right? And the lady doesn't even talk to her. She does exactly what she asks, but she doesn't talk to her. For some people, like me, that'd be fantastic. Yeah, she got the job done. Maybe she didn't. But some people really like to be chatted. You know, some people like to be... I don't think you would tip less because of that. I think that if they were messing up your food, if they weren't attentive, that you had an empty glass for a long time, if they weren't coming back, they weren't refilling, whatever, they messed up your order, like, yeah, you're going to get a bad tip because you didn't do your job right. Very much. That's true. That's what's going to happen. But if you come and do what I ask you to do, bring me my water, like she said, I'll give you the tip. I'll give you the 20%. I very rarely tip under 20%. And that's for when I get a crabby person that doesn't want to help me. I understand if you had a bad day, but you're at work. Didn't you say they have 5% somewhere in there? I did. What could someone do to get a 5% tip? It's better than nothing. You know, I can't leave without giving them nothing. Yeah, but the 5%. Why don't you just draw a picture of you flipping them off? It's easier. You know what? Because I'm not that rude. 5% is more. I'd rather get stiff than probably 5%. Because I think your 5% is just basically trying to say to them, I just think so little of you. Well, they did a bad job. I'm sorry. I was a waitress for three years. Did you ever get a 5% too? No, because I did a good job. When I was a bartender in college,
I worked at a bar at Notre Dame, and I didn't go to Notre Dame. I wasn't smart enough. But Notre Dame has a lot of rich kids, and they would come in, and it would be $1.75 beer, and they would leave me a quarter. And I would grab it, and I'd say, thanks, pal. One more beer, and I have enough to make a phone call. And maybe throw it at them as they're walking away. But drinks are different. You get a drink, you always throw down $1.00, $2.00. Every time. There'd be 500 people in the bar. I'd be the only bartender I'd make. $70. The troughs of quarters. What college kids have money? Leah, since I have you on the phone, I'm going to read this email. I want to get your take on it too, okay? All right, go for it. My wife and I were dining out. There was something wrong with my meal. I refused to send it back. My wife was livid because I would not send it back and have them redo it. They might spit in it. Anytime something is unsatisfactory, I stop eating it and ask that it be taken off the bill. Is this unreasonable? P1 Pork Chop. And we can't say P1, so we're just going to call him Pork Chop. An apple fish. That's right. What do you think of that, Leah? You know, that's funny. My husband's the same way. He's, like, terribly afraid that someone's going to spit in his food. But I will, I mean, if it's wrong, wrong, wrong, I'll send it back. If it's, like, kind of wrong or it's not, like, a big deal, I'll just scrape it off or just deal with it. But if it's cold, I'll send it back. I'm not worried about someone spitting in my food. This is not, what is that movie?
Waiters or whatever, that gross one with the... Waiting. Waiting. Yeah, it just sucks. Genius. It's like you ask for something, you expect to get it. You're paying for it, you're a customer. If you don't get it... We went to Denny's, though, you didn't send your eggs back. Well, I know, because I didn't want to eat eggs after I saw that runny mess. I was grossed out. Is that why? I asked for fried eggs over medium. I know. They were overflowing with white... Yikes. I didn't even want eggs after that. Yeah. So I left him there. Yeah, I don't send anything back. You should send it back. Ever. What if it's freezing cold and you ordered chicken, parmesan? You should send it back. If you're going to pay for it, you should enjoy your meal. If you're cool about it, they're not going to do anything. Just say, I'm so sorry. With little curly black hairs all over it, dude. No, thank you. Yeah, I'm not going to send it back. Yeah, I'm not sending it back. I feel like I'm bothering you. I don't. I really do. If you're a server, I feel like I'm really bugging you. Well, you are. And that's what kills me. I think you hate me. Yes. If you do it in a cool way. And you do. I'd rather have you tell, like, people used to tell me after they were finished. What? What? What?
Remember breakfast the other day when we went to breakfast and you and I were so afraid to order because we didn't know the process? Oh, yeah. You guys were terrified. I was terrified. I'll never eat there again. It was one of the best meals I've ever had. I cleaned my plate. Honey's and Encinitas. But they don't have waitresses. Mikey's eyes were like the size of golf balls. Saucers. He was just like, where do I go? What do I do? Well, you have to go up there. And there's people bumping into you and you're like, oh my gosh, I'm sorry. And that was a mellow morning. There's no hostess. You just pick a seat and you're looking at the other couple going, do you want that? Was I here first or were you? No, go ahead. Do I have a menu? Is there a waitress? I get my own coffee. Where do I get the coffee? I loved it. It was some of the best food I've ever had, literally. My plate was... licked clean, but I will never eat there again. The process freaked you out. You get used to it. There's a lot of places like that. Makes my heart pound thinking about it. Mikey and I were scared to death. Just please, please, please. But that's why you pay for service. When you go to a full service restaurant, that is why you tip. It alleviates that questioning, that anxiety. But they had a tip jar. Yeah, but that's like a buck maybe. I hate tip jars.
More than anything. Why, Sienna? Okay, for example, you're going to pick up some food. You're just going to bring it home. There's a tip jar. Do I really need to tip you? But it's a suggestion. You didn't do anything. It's not. It's a mandatory thing when it's in my face. It's a judgment. It's a judgment. If you don't put something in there, you turn around and you feel like a monster. No, because some people order like... gajillion things and it interrupts what you were the normal flow of what you're doing and you've got to put it in like special packaging and run to the back and get like the special things you know you don't know that as a customer yeah so there's certain people that like oh you know maybe i should give a little tip because this person really helped me out if you order i'm going to give you an example You call a place that's a restaurant and it's a it's not like a it's not like a Domino's or Roundtable. You call Outback. You call. Let's say you call Outback. But I want to give it. Let me give this example. Let's say you call an Italian restaurant that makes pizza. That's where I worked. OK, so you call Sammy's. All right. Yeah. And you go there to pick it up. Do you leave a tip? No. If I got a pizza.
No? No. But if I got, like, meals for 18 people, then maybe I would. Well, yeah. See, but that's, I even was a cashier, and I did the to-go stuff as well. Like, I would have nights where I'd waitress, and I did the bar some nights. And so I packaged all that stuff, and so many people left tips. But I felt like they didn't really need to. Really? Yeah. Like, you know, obviously it was very helpful, but, you know, I didn't feel. You don't need to. I think it's like icing on a cake, or if someone's particularly nice or helpful, you know. I ordered a sandwich. This happened just yesterday. It was like five bucks. And I had to use my debit card. And on the receipt, it says tip. I know. I either draw a line through it or I give him a dollar. And I gave him a dollar because I was like, here we go again. You know, if I ordered a sandwich and it was five dollars and it said tip, I got I got to put two dollars. You know, one thing I do, too, is I will always go if if I have really good service. I will always go grab the manager and tell them that I had really good service because all they hear is the negative crap all the time. And I always make a point to grab and say, that guy was awesome. I will definitely come back. Brown noser. 100%. I'm just saying. Just kidding. Garrett's looking for music because he didn't trust me. Would you want me to play Miley Cyrus? Come on. I love Miley Cyrus. You sure you know Miley? Sure you do. You hate it. And Kanye. We're not friends anymore, Garrett. I don't hate anybody, man.
It's all about the love. I can't see Garrett hating anyone. It's too nice. Garrett is like a badger. He has no enemies. A badger. Badgers have no enemies. Yes, they do. No natural predators? They do not have natural... Squirrels. No, they don't. Badger is so nice. That's Garrett. Squirrels love a tasty badger. They like to fight on... Mikey took over that one. Listen, it's fine. I'm in. All right, listen. I haven't done the 10 Valentine's gifts that cost under 20 bucks. You haven't. Right? No. Okay, so I'll do that. I haven't done the Razzie list of worst movies and actors in 2009. Got to do that. Oh, and Taylor Swift got a Grammy and broke it. I got to tell you this story.
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equipment and all that stuff, so we're kind of getting there. The text messages that we're getting, 949mikey at gmail.com. Call us, 570-1949. Mikey, I vote definitely M1. All great things were M1s. M1 Rifle, M1 Abrams, M1 Global, BMW M1. Never heard of a BMW M1. I've never heard of any of those four things. I know, am I dumb? Because I don't know anything. I don't know any of those. I knew the rifle. What is an Abram? Abrams is a tank. Okay. Abrams is a tank. Well, History Channel, bro. Yeah. M1. Kid doesn't even have a TV, dude. Yeah. Kid's got a little mini DVD player. On my Mac. Yeah. And he watches Up. That's the only movie he's got. Love that movie. I love Up. Anyway, that's M1, Tommy. I like M1. We got to see what's going on at P1 site and what they're saying. Mikey, let's be called M1 for Mikey's Militia. Yeah.
Delicious militia. Delicious soldier. Like he's delicious soldiers. That was so weird. That kind of creeped me out. Delicious soldiers. That kind of creeped me out. Yeah, that was so creepy. Delicious soldiers. The delicious soldier. Why don't you? Do it! Let's see. Mikey, this is Carrie. I vote for M1. For Mikey1. W-O-N. Bless you. He's done. Mikey should be the Mikey Militia. It's DS. M1JRock says, Woodsy is great. Ignorance is bliss. That a boy. There's nothing wrong with Bryan Adams. I love this guy. Cheers. And I want more Dave Matthews. Hit me up, dude. Sounds like another bromance developing. Is that an impossible bromancer? I think that Sanjaya might be going on a...
Little bromance date with you. He's really trying to make it happen. Oh, he wants it to happen. He wants a taste. I am the one. That's right, of the kid. He wants a taste of the kid. That's right. Wow. Well, kid needs a friend, okay? Oh, dude, I do. He's out here. He's new. He wants to hang out, you know? Scared, lonely. Yeah, just like a lonely boy in the woods. That's right. That's right. Because there's so many lonely boys in the woods. I don't know what that means. That was weird. That was so weird. Creepy. Just a lonely dude. Stop, because it's creeping me out. Valentine's gifts that cost under $20. Yeah. How about a handmade card? How about a hug? A hug. Some of these are kind of clever. There's one that I actually was like, maybe I'll do that. Okay. These are some of the ones that were on the list that I don't love. It's a heart-shaped. You can make a breakfast. You know, heart-shaped scrambled eggs or pancakes. That's cute. That's really good, I think.
Cranberry juice. It's red. How do you make heart-shaped cranberry juice? Well, it's not. I just mean because it's red. Throw in some pink lemonade. Lauren, you want heart-shaped eggs. I think that is so cute. I would go for a heart-shaped pancake. Really? Yes, a big browdie point. That's time and effort. I think that's pretty romantic. And creativity. I know. I would not be able to do it. It would turn into a big blob. A blob. Yeah. If you're a gal. Woodsy brought you heart-shaped pancakes that would do something for you? I don't really eat pancakes, but heart-shaped French toast or a heart-shaped pizza. I think it's very creative. You can buy a little stencil? No. What's it called? A cookie cutter. Like a cookie cutter for a pancake or an egg. It's the hoof. The paw. They sell those. I bet you can get them at Target or wherever. You can also get... pre-made vouchers if you don't want to be creative and come up with your own. Saying like, candlelit bath or here's a voucher to end an argument. The worst gift ever. Why? Because nobody ever redeems you. Because you never redeem them. They sit in the drawer. It's just, you're like, I really get a cash in my...
If Todd pulled out a voucher and said, here's my end to the argument voucher, I would rip it up and be like, I don't think so. Exactly. End to the argument voucher? They said that as an example. If you pull it out, you have to end the argument. Dude, that's pretty cool. I've never heard of that before. No way I'd go for that. I'm right with Sienna. Wait, wait, wait, wait. If your boyfriend Matt said, as a cute thing, he gave you an end to the argument voucher, that means next time you guys get in an argument, you can pull that out and he's like, ah. He doesn't. He's got to, like, give. He doesn't, I do the arguing. Yeah. You know? You say you have a temper, right? Yes. So he would pull it out on me all the time, but I'd never have the need to give that to him. What do you think that she's like when she's angry? We haven't seen it. I bet just, like, I bet she'll get you, dude. I bet she gets you. I bet she will get you. Yeah. Is it that sort of real? Biting, like, intelligent. He's like the sweetest kid ever. You look into his eyes. You know what I mean? He's just like a little sweetheart. You look into Matt's eyes and it's like a puppy. You're in love. He's great. He's a great, great guy. Her boyfriend. And when they're together, she's very, like, loving. Like, when they sit together, she's always, like, got her arm around in and stuff like that. They're a cute couple. They're very cute. So I'm trying to imagine, like, what does it look like when you're, like...
Well, they say there's like a thin line between him. Loving him. Exactly. But he leaves you alone. He doesn't get after you. He doesn't want to fight ever. That's just like my wife did. Well, no, I'm not saying that he's like, I mean, like, he'll dish it back out to me if I'm going to dish it to him. But he would just assume not ever fight. It's just not in his nature. And you would just assume every once in a while have a good, healthy go-round. Oh, yeah. I just like to hash it out sometimes. Oh, I'm just fascinated to know what that looks like. We need to put a recorder in their apartment because I got to see this. What does it look like? Sometimes I really pat myself on the back of the things that I say. What's the last thing that you got after him for? Gosh, I got really irritated at the laundromat the other day and it was somehow his fault because the counter wasn't big enough to fold our clothes on. I don't know. Did he just, was he like... He makes jokes to make me laugh so I'll get over it, yeah. Does it work? Yeah. That would be so nice to not have an arguer, though, you know? I cannot. It is nice. I cannot diffuse my wife with jokes. Todd and I are both so stubborn. You two, I bet, have vicious fights. No. No. Sometimes. Yes, I can see it. I see them as being very intelligent fights. No, no. No?
Maybe from his side. I yell and we'll just get mad and then it's done in like five minutes. We're both over it. We really don't fight that much, but when we do, it's like, ah, okay, we're cool. Really? I'm the temper one. I have the temper. So do I. Yeah, Jamie doesn't do anything. Really? Yeah. She's never a, not even when you get her going? No. I mean, she's just not a fighter and I so am. She would get along well with Matt. Not in that way, but, you know. Yeah, for sure. Rebecca and I, I'm very logical, which I think probably makes her a little irritated sometimes. You would be hard to fight with. I already know. Because she would say something and be mad, and you would sit and think about it before you respond. Everything that I respond is always logic. You think? So she'll go. She doesn't even know the hotline here, so she can't call. Otherwise, I'd have her call. Let me text it to her. Yeah.
Text her. I have a call. I need her number. You should just call her, Mike. Nah, I don't want to mess it up. And I will. He has a hard time with him. You mean your marriage? Yeah, the marriage. No, I have fat fingers, so I need a dialing one. That's not true, by the way. Here's what we do when we fight. You guys fight? Not really fight. We don't because I do the logic thing. Rebecca will get irritated about something. And I'll go, well, that doesn't make sense, hon. And you can tell she's irritated. That's the worst. I hate when you talk to something like that. But it's only like I'm being completely, like I never do it to be like passive aggressive. Like I'm not doing it like, hmm, doesn't make sense. Because a lot of times it's emotion that's involved from her. And I will rationalize, like logically want to talk about this. Why do I feel like I?
I don't know what you're talking about, but I already have Rebecca's back on this. I just, I think you're a lot like Todd in a sense that, like, I don't know. He, like, just thinks about what I'm saying, and I don't really think about what he's saying. I just react. It must be a guy girl, because Matt does the same thing. I'll be like, just nonsense spewing out of my mouth, and then he says this perfectly worded, logical response back, which gets me even more mad. I'm like, man. Aren't you upset? Like, when I'm upset, I don't even know what I'm saying. I'll say, well, we don't have to be upset about it. Why don't we talk about it? Hey, Mikey. Yeah. I think it'd be easy to fight with you because I think that I could show you something shiny and you'd go, what were we fighting about? That is 100% correct. You'd be totally off topic. That is 100% correct. That's a good point. So how was that new mic that you used today, hon? Oh, yeah. Wow. You should see. It was awesome. They have a really, I've, you know, I was their roommate for a time, and their marriage is like, it's rock solid. You still owe my wife. Say what? It's Woodsy. You got my, on my, iCal, 5 p.m., Friday, February 5th. Right, Jamie? It's huge.
Friday, February 5th. I have to schedule stuff. Wow. I have to schedule stuff and I have to have my iCal send me an email. Does that thing go right to the iPhone? Yeah, to my iPhone or just to my email. What about your iPouch? It doesn't go to my iPouch yet. Okay. But only because my iPocket is... I have it at the shop right now, but when my eye pocket gets fixed, my eye pouch will probably fit in there. Put it in your eye backpack. It's called just the eye back. The eye back. How's the new purse working out for you? The eye purse? Your eye purse. It's fantastic. I was with Mikey and he bought a purse. It's a Merce. Shut it right up. You bought a purse? It's not a purse. It's a Merce. I love Merces. It's a big difference. My wife is on the phone. Oh, yes. Hello, darling. Hi, sweetie. How are you? I'm good. Oh, I thought you were talking to me. Hi, you guys. Hi. I'm so happy to hear you on the radio. It makes me really happy. Yay. So, babe, were you listening? Were you listening? Yeah. She goes, no, I was actually listening to Rock. Oh, no. So, babe, when we get into arguments, what are you like and what am I like?
Well, you know, I definitely am more of the emotional reactor, for sure. Like, you know, I get a little heated and I kind of start getting huffy and whatever. But, you know, I know sometimes when you are so logical about fighting, it really irritates me. But on the other hand, I have to say, it kind of... diffuses things in general you know and sometimes when I approach arguing that way myself it seems to just go a little bit smoother and I'll tell you one thing for sure is it keeps me from saying things that I would later regret you know which I really actually appreciate and you know that's one thing about us now we have not always been like that I remember some from back in the day. It's amazing how your fighting evolves the longer you're together. I was there for a couple. Fighting improves. Improves. You guys get in a blowout at your party. The thing is, though, she broke up with me for like three months. I know, but I broke up with you and then I was stuck in Dallas until I get out of there. And then I missed my flight. It was awful. Anyway, it was a fun weekend.
Real fun drive, 40-minute drive to the airport. Yeah. It was really fun. It was really a blast. Your fighting sounds a lot like our fighting. And then you had to come back and get me because I missed my flight. Oh, no. She's leaving. She dumped you. Right, so she dumps me, and she's furious with me, and I got to take her to the airport. So we have this really quiet drive, 40 minutes. That's so awkward. 40-minute uncomfortable drive to the airport. I drop her off. You know, I'm feeling miserable. I get all the way home. She calls me and goes, I missed my flight. Don't get me. I had to come get her. Uncomfortable drive back. Imagine how much pride she had to swallow up, though. To call you. To call you for that ride back. Yeah. It was really. So did you guys get back together right after that? No. She dumped me, like, for months. And Mikey and I went on a bender. Oh, boy. Okay. So anyway. Woods. Well, I was on one. Yeah, he was already on it. I was on Maki's Joy. He just stepped on. Yeah. No, I think, honestly, I think it was our faith. Our faith changed the way that we fight. Yeah, for sure. For sure. We really do try to fight fair, you know, and it doesn't always happen, for sure, especially on my part. But, yeah, you know, we try to fight fair. We have kind of rules for fighting.
I know it sounds so methodical, but it actually, it has improved things, you know? And we don't really fight that much. If you approach fighting with your spouse or your boyfriend or your girlfriend like a boxing match, in a boxing match, there's rules. Like, you can't just hit somebody in the rocks if you want to. You're not allowed to do that. Rocks. And so... It's the same thing. So you have to have ground rules where you go, you know, you don't do this. So have you guys verbally laid out these ground rules? Oh, yeah. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are so mature. No, no, no. We didn't. We didn't. When we first got married, we saw a marriage and family counselor that told us the rules. I'll tell you the rules. Like, I'll give you the rules right now. They're really good. Write them down. If you're listening right now, try to remember these the best that you can. I love you, honey. I love you too, hon. Bye, Rebecca. Bye, hon. Thank you so much for your help. You're awesome. So here's the rules. You never tell anybody how they feel. This is what I mean by that. I don't say to you, why are you mad? I don't know that you're mad. I don't know that you're mad. I'm going to take a break. So what you do is you go. What you do is you say. Now, before we even begin, before I even tell you the rules, we have to put this out there like before anything.
None of this works unless you are absolutely honest. You can't do that dopey 12-year-old thing where you go, no, when the answer is really yes. Yes with five exclamation points. So instead of saying to somebody, why are you mad? You go, are you mad? If they're mad, they have to say, yeah. You have to. You have to say, yeah. And then you discuss it. Now, in the beginning, they did this exercise. You do this exercise. Three minutes every day for five days. If you're in a relationship right now where you fight all the time, do this. Three minutes every day for five days. One of you tells the other person a story. It doesn't matter what it is. Maybe the story sounds like this. So today I went to work on the way home. I stopped at 7-Eleven. I got a Dr. Pepper.
Got some gas, came home, walked the dog, went to bed. When you're done telling them, you do it for three minutes, okay? For three minutes, you tell them a story. When you're done, they got to tell you the story back. Wow. Wow. And they go, okay, today you went to AMPM and you got a Dr. Pepper. I said I went to 7-Eleven. Okay, okay, okay. Active listening. Okay, you went to 7-Eleven. Aren't those kind of like mundane details? No. They're important details to the person that's telling you. It's their feelings. And so, see, this is going to equate to when you're talking in a normal, you know, like when you're upset. What it teaches you is that you're not listening. When we're in a fight with our person, we don't listen. We're just pissed. We're just mad. We're thinking about what we're going to say next. And so, if that were to continue, it would go, so you went to, oh yeah, sorry, yeah, yeah, you went to 7-Eleven. You got a Dr. Pepper. Then you came home and walked the dog. I got gas, too. Oh, that's right. You got gas. Wow. Yeah. Then you came home. Then you walked the dog. And then you went to bed. You do this exercise three minutes every day for five days. You tell the person the story. When you're done, they tell it back to you. Now, what ends up happening is, is that when you get into a fight, and at first it seems like the dorkiest thing ever because you're not used to fighting this way.
You're used to fighting a totally different way, probably with some F-bombs and whatever. Why are you looking at me? Because I was drawn to you somehow. But you do this when you get into an argument. You go through the exercise, and then it becomes natural. After a while, it seems real weird, but in the beginning when you do it, you actually listen to what the person is saying. So that's the deal. You can't tell people how they feel, but you are allowed to tell them how you feel. I can't say to you why you mad. But what I can say to you is, I feel like you're mad at me. Are you mad at me? Right. It works. It's actually bulletproof. One of my guy friends has a pretty bulletproof thing, too. He says whenever his girlfriend tries to fight, he just takes all his clothes off. He says, you can't fight when you're naked. Oh, my gosh. That's good. She's not going to yell at me if I'm naked. She's going to laugh. What would you do?
If you're in an argument and the person started taking their clothes off. You would laugh. Amazing. It would be done. Amazing. That's the goofiest thing ever. I love it. That's awesome. He says it works every time. She always laughs and then she's over it. That's funny. Did you tell us all the $20? Oh, no. There's a couple more. This is the one that I like. Under $20 Valentine's Day. Get a pair of silk boxers at snapfish.com. Put a picture of your face on them. Genius. Genius. That's genius. I know. You can get some Valentine's Day themed dice. There's lots of different, I know, you know, like you roll the dice and kiss or whatever. I don't know. You can get some sports. Your guys, this is mainly for guys, favorite sports team, like a coffee mug or, you know, anything like that. You're rolling your eyes, but you would use it. No, I'm not. My wife bought me a New York Yankees pinstriped robe. That I wear around with the big Yank. I wear a pinstripe robe. I do. You do? I do. You are slick. Oh, wow. It's amazing. What am I talking about? I have a Charger Snuggie. Yeah. I want a Charger Snuggie. I have a Charger Snuggie. And then a lot of these other things. Stop wearing it. Don't use it anymore. Or like, there's one. It's got static electricity. You get static electricity? It shocked me on everything. Like, that's me. That's my life.
Big fat Mexican with a big snuggie, big charger snuggie that I shock myself with. I can't even use a snuggie. I can't wear a snuggie. Save the clip. And then the last one, I've never seen, but it's kind of cool. It's a little keychain speaker amp for $10. Lauren's still laughing at the fact that I can't manage a Snuggie. The same thing that happened to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like going to grab a fork. Ow. I can see you stand up with your arms in the Snuggie and you trip. Yeah. And what's supposed to be a really fun-filled experience turns into a nightmare. And you're ripping it off and you're like... You fall and you smack your chin on the floor. You're all mad. Your arms are caught. Your wife's like, how come the Snuggie's in the hallway? Why is your Snuggie out on the curb? Is your Snuggie in the fireplace right now? Yeah. Hey, babe, your Snuggie's in the bathroom. Like, just watered up in the corner. Draped over the toilet. Yeah, I know. I know it is. I hate that thing. Imagine your dog wearing it, though. Why don't you burn it?
Like, they make the dog Snuggies. How does a dog, how is that enjoyable? That's, do you dress your dog? She has some clothes, but they were gifts. At the old place. Say it. Say it. Nope. Woodsy. No way, dude. No way. What kind of dog do you have again? Dog dogs. You know how I know you're gay? What kind of dog do you have, Woodsy? We have five dogs at my house in Texas. Pit bulls? No. Golden retrievers? Doberman pinchers. No. We have a lab. You have a lab? We have a black lab. His name is Shooter. Yeah, go ahead and start with that one. And then we have... Then you have one of those big great Danes. No. Bulldog. A bulldog. Nope. We have four Yorkies. Yorkshire Terriers.
Like those little tiny dogs. The smallest dog you can get. Yeah. I wish I knew how to quit you. They're little angels. Are they? What are their names? Penny Bell. Lucky. Savannah. And Sonny. I am not gay. I never have been gay. Fair enough. Man has. And do they sleep on the bed? Man's got a giant dip in his mouth of Copenhagen. And they do sleep on the bed. They have. Some clothes, maybe. They all have, the boys have Yankees jerseys. It's just, it's a sickness. Oh, yeah, dude, that's cool. It's a sickness. Oh, man, that is tough. It is a sickness. Everything's blowing up right now, by the way. What, your Facebook of people making? Yeah, everyone's just making fun. I think I'm going to head back to Dallas. It's been a fun 48 hours, I'll tell you that. Let me tell you something. He's one of the... guyest guys I know. Yep. And I'm not kidding. Like, he's one of the guyest guys I know. Guy's got Yorkies. Yeah. He has some of the girliest tendencies. I really do, man. But the guyest tendencies and the girliest tendencies. I've never seen such two extremes. It's called a dichotomy. Yes, it is. Dress your Yorkies while you watch The Notebook and dip.
If you guys look at my Facebook, you can actually see all four of them on the bed. Penny Bell? Angels. Penny Bell. Do you call her PB? PB. She's number one. They're posing in that picture. Check out my Facebook. They're on there. They're angels. If anybody has anything bad to say about them, then we'll take it outside. Now, if you want, go to Mikey. Do we have a full slap fight outside? Absolutely. Come on out. Come on out. It sounds gay. If you go to MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com, you can click on Wood's bio, and right underneath his picture is a little Facebook thing. It'll take you right to his Facebook. Yep. So I'm on your Facebook. Where do I go? Photos? Yeah, they're in photos. He's got pictures of, like, Eddie Van Halen. That's Jimmy Page and Robert Plant. Jimmy Page and Robert Plant. So where's the picture of the Yorkies? I don't know. Hold on. I'm going to find it for you. They're angels, dude. Angels. Yeah, they're little angels. That would be so many little angel drops to clean up. You have no idea. My poor, poor wife. Go to, in my, it would be on page, I believe it's two. Maybe it's three. How many pictures are dogs doing? It's a lot. I'm kidding. You've got four Yorkies.
Make sure that you get plenty of pictures of a little Penny Bell. Aww. Well, there's a bunch. I mean, there's, yeah, there's Penny in her Notre Dame cheerleading outfit that my wife bought her. That's cute. I can't believe I'm talking about this right now. That's fantastic. Oh, God. Let's take a couple calls. Josh, you there? Yeah. What's going on? Mikey. What's up? It's been so long since I've heard you. Oh, thank you. Thank you. It's nice to hear you, man. Seriously felt like I was suffocating. Awesome. Well, thank you, dude. Thank you for listening. Hey, I got an idea for you. Oh, first of all. Hey, ladies. Hello. Man, it's like a divorce, man. You sure did upgrade. That's... Come on. Don't say that. Come on. Don't say stuff like that. Please. I don't want to go there. I don't want to go there. I don't want to go there. Hey, I got a great idea. You know, I think phonetically we should go with T as in Tom. He won. That is true. Oh, dude. Oh, my God. I'm dying. I know where that picture is, dude. We'll find it. Put it on your blog later. It's hot. There it is. All right, let's see.
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I have such a man crush. Okay, my Yorkies. I cry at movies. I have a man crush. Keep going, buddy. Seriously, I'm losing listeners by the minute. Sorry, Mike. It's all right, dude. I think a lot of guys relate to it. Yeah, I know. They're just afraid to admit it. I don't know if most guys would have four Yorkies. I love them more than I could ever love anything. They are amazing. Listen to this. You should see me with them. That was a little over the line. Yeah, that was a little overboard. Well, Jamie's coming out to visit in a couple weeks. She's bringing two of them. Maybe we bring a couple of them in her studio. In her purse? Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to bring a couple of them up here. You guys will follow up. Nothing wrong with it. Nothing wrong with it. They can come in here. Well, then my dog can come in here. Well, fine. They can have a party. She's going to, but they'll have a handler. This text says, hey, Mikey, Snuggies are known for being highly static prone. I have something similar called a slanket. Those are supposed to be better. Yeah, it says it's a bit more expensive, but no static shock. And it's softer, longer, and in my opinion, much more comfortable. That's what I hear. That's M1 Night Scream. I like the name of it better, too. Slink It. This one says, Mikey, it's not just yours. My husband Snuggie is charged up with static. The cats won't even lay on it because they get shocked by it. It sits at the foot of the bed under a towel. That's M1 Hello Kitty. We just tried really hard to meow in a workout.
What's the deal with the Tom Watson thing? Dude, you know, my cousin Tiger is in. Your cousin? Yeah, we're actually cousins. Woods and Woods. He's, you know, the guy, he's got some problems. He's got some, he likes the lady folk a little too much. And Tom Watson's kind of an elder statesman of golf. Yeah. And basically he's called him out before because Tiger's a big swearer and he throws clubs. Oh, really? He's kind of a baby. I've actually seen him swear on the course. My dad and I were at a tournament. In front of a little kid, he slammed his club down and dropped a GD right in front of this kid. This kid looked at him like, oh, my God, that's my hero, right? Right, right. So Tom Watson, he chided him a little bit for that. And now with the thousands of women that are coming forward, he's basically just said, this guy, it's bad for our game. It's something he needs to get control of. It makes him amends and shows some humility to the public when he comes back. I mean, we haven't heard from the guy since Thanksgiving. Yeah. You know? So he's, you know, I think from what I heard, he's in rehab, sex rehab, trying to get, you know, get some things. That's right. He's in sex rehab. Yeah. They actually have that. Yeah, they do. Because people will get addicted to sex. There's all kinds of addictions. Yes, there are. Let's see. M1 Johnny is on the line. What's going on, Johnny?
What's up? Welcome back, Mikey, and you've got a great crew. Thank you, bro. Thanks, bro. It's good to have soothing to listen to now on the way to work, which is nice. But we're going back to your arguing techniques. I came up with this one. I had a girl I really liked, and she was hot-tempered, so we argued on paper. We wrote everything down, and it worked really well, actually. Ended up marrying her. Really? 12 years now, two kids, everything's great. Good for you, man. Explain how that works. Well, you know, the initial start of the argument, and you just start grabbing pens and paper, and you put everything on paper, you try not to talk through it, and when you each get your piece, you write it down, arguing however you want to do it, and I tell you what, it doesn't last. The argument looks so foolish on paper that it all makes sense, and it stops. That's awesome. That is something I would have never thought of. You know, whatever works, man. That's what you got to do. I mean, you got to find your groove and make it happen. I mean, as long as you're not fighting, that's good. I mean, as long as you're not fighting with each other and that works for you, that's cool. 570-1949 is the number. And Jenny is calling.
M1 Jenny on the line because we're talking about the Tiger Woods thing. Hi, Jenny. Hey, I'm Marky. What are you doing? I have this great story about Tiger Woods. About Tiger Woods? Yeah. Yeah. I had the best weekend of my life with Tiger Woods. You had the what weekend? I had the best weekend. The best weekend. Yeah. With Tiger Woods. Yeah. What do you mean best weekend? Okay, well, he was at this bar, at this hotel bar. Right. I saw him in town here. Right. And I started talking to him. Yes. One thing leads to another. Yeah. And... When was this? That was this weekend, because he was here for that, you know, that PGA tournament that was in town. I thought he was in rehab or something. I don't think he played this weekend. Was he watching? He didn't play, though, Jenny. So you couldn't have been with Tiger Woods? Maybe it was a guy that looked like Tiger? Wait a minute. He didn't play this weekend? No. Maybe you're just hearing the news. Tiger's been in this rehab. In Mississippi, I heard. Yeah. So it couldn't have been Tiger.
Small town. You didn't do anything with him, though, did you? I'm pretty sure a lot actually happened. She's not 100% sure. His name wasn't Steve Woods, was it? No, it wasn't Steve. No, it wasn't you. Because that's your name, is Steve Woods. I'm pretty confused now, but I don't know. Yeah, I wouldn't tell anybody that anymore. Anyway, he's pretty cute. Either way, he's pretty cute. And Mikey, I have a question for you. Go ahead, Jenny. Did you watch the Grammys on Sunday night? I T-voted. I watched a little bit of it. You did? You saw a little bit of it? Yeah. So what did you think of it? Well, from what I heard, it was great. What did you think? I thought it was, you know, lovely. Yeah. Taylor Swift and Beyonce both had huge nights. Yeah. Wait, Mikey, you haven't watched it yet? I haven't watched it yet, no. You're the boss. You're the boss. Well, I don't know what that meant. I don't know what you mean by that. What's happening right now? I don't understand. I don't know. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I'll tell you guys what I'm going to do. Okay. I'm going to bring in some breakfast. Don't do that. Please don't. Don't, don't, don't, don't. No, no, no, no, no. I want to do it. No, don't. Wherever you are right now, stay there. Stay there. And don't drive. Don't drive. Well, you know what? It's probably actually a good idea. I'm at work right now, so I probably should go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the name of the gentleman's club?
It's not a gentleman's club. It said, in fact, on my call screen, it said that Jenny is a bit of a partier. So it sounds like Jenny. You got that right. I'm just translating. Jenny, you said I got that right, right? Yeah, you said I got that right. I love you guys. I love you. It's Jenny. It's Jenny. Sounds kind of cute to me. Stop it. She probably needs to figure out the whole tiger thing, though. Well, if she really did meet somebody this weekend and said he was Tiger Woods, she's in for a disappointment. Well, Lauren was gone for a while. I wonder where Lauren went. Look, Lauren just came back. We're doing a radio show. Hey, what am I, guys? Not too much. Sorry, I was in the bathroom just calculating what my carbon footprint would be if I was driving a 2004 Ford Windstar. Oh, really? Yeah, it's pretty amazing. Yeah, it's awesome. You just missed Jenny calling. She was calling about Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods? Yeah, she was saying Tiger Woods. I guess, well, that's another story. And I have to listen to the podcast to find out what she said. Yeah. Which, by the way, will be up soon. We're going to have podcasts going at MikeyShow.com before you know it. And also want to let you know that MikeyShow.com has pictures of the show. It's got bios, blogs. You can watch us live on a camera. Sorry. Yeah, seriously. You can download the iPhone app.
You can listen to us live, which has been a little bit of an issue this morning. So we're trying to get that fixed. We're working on it. The Razzies is a list of the worst movies and actors of 2009. They come out every year. Yes. Who made the list? Well, can you think of any of the worst movies from 2009 that came out? Tooth Fairy? When did that come out? That's not in theaters right now. It's actually doing all right. It is? Yeah. What is it? It's an intelligent country we live in. All I know is that I saw a preview of The Rock wearing a tutu. He's the tooth fairy, The Rock. Can you smell what The Rock is cooking? That's brutal. It's like right up there with Air Bud. Nothing wrong with Air Bud. I've never seen it. Do you remember a movie with Robin Williams and John Travolta that recently came out? Oh, is that the one in the RV? Old Dogs. Oh, Old Dogs. Has Travolta done anything since Pulp Fiction? Yeah. Worth a flip. Yes. Haven't seen them, but they look good in the trailer. That's what I can tell you. Isn't he in a movie now? Yeah, it looks cool. It looks awful. I heard it's so bad. What movie is it? I don't know. Maybe we'll go see it. I don't know, but all I know is that the movies that he plays bad guys, he looks really cool. Yeah. You say no? He'll always be Vinnie Barbarino to me. Vinnie Barbarino's great. Well, old dogs that Robin Williams, John Tiffold, the movie made the list. All about Steve.
Remember that one? Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper. G.I. Joe, The Rise of the Cobra. Oh, I heard that was bad. I've never heard of any of these. All of these were... My brother's ex-girlfriend is married to Channing Tatum. And he's apparently like the best, coolest guy. Can we get him in here? We probably could. He was Channing Tatum? My brother's ex-girlfriend for years. What's Channing Tatum? I will get you a picture. He was G.I. Joe. Sharp guy. Super nice. Really? I remember him from like the Step Up movies. Yeah, that's how they met. My brother's ex-girlfriend is Jenna Dewan. Yeah, she's beautiful. Yeah, she's gorgeous. That's your brother's ex-girlfriend? Yeah, they went to high school together. If I were him, everyone I met, I'd say, hi, my ex-girlfriend is Jenna Dewan. But I don't know who Jenna Dewan is. I don't know who Jenna Dewan is. I'll show you all. I'm going to it. My brother used to date Stephanie Mowowski. She was fine. Here's Jenny Tatum. Let me see. Okay. Well, then I'm trying to make them bigger. Let's go to a shirtless. Let's go to a shirtless. Yes, definitely. Hold on. My brother says he's like the coolest guy. He went to their wedding in Malibu last year. That's old. That's old. Let's get him. That's actually his head on my body. Oh, sure. Sure. Nice six-pack. He looks kind of like a child to me. No, he's older now. That was young. Oh. Now he's older. Sharp dude. Some public enemies. You know that guy? Yeah. My brother does. My brother's hung out with him and stuff. You can just say it. You know him. Hey, Sienna, did you just say that now he's older than the picture? Isn't everybody older than their picture?
Well, that one was like when he was in high school. He's older now. No, actually, no, no, no. He's younger now than he was in that picture. How do you do that? Stop. He's younger. You know what I mean. Wow, look at this one, guys. Wow, look at you, engager. Engager. Looks just like Todd with his shirt off, too. Just like your husband. Wow. Oh, my goodness. She's all red. She's so lush. She can't stop. staring at it. I just opened one of them in tighty-whities and it was a bullion. Yeah, well, you can't stop staring at it. I closed it. Sorry, Todd. I got flustered. She is beet red. Okay, I got out of it. It was too much for me. She looks like a tomato. It was too much. Well, anyway, that movie was on the list. Land of the Lost with Will Ferrell. Oh, that looks so bad. That was so bad. It looks so bad. I didn't see any of these. Transformers Revenge of the Fallen. Oh, that was bad. Try to compose now. Nerd. Any worst actors of 2009? You'd actually be really surprised by this. Was Arnold Schwarzenegger in anything in 2009? No. His movies are pretty bad. I know. Steve Martin made the list. Pink Panther 2. For what movie? He's brilliant, though. He's brilliant. The jerk? Brilliant. Hello, guys. Can you hear me? Yes. Hello. This is Sienna's grandmother on the line. Grandma, how'd you get the number?
Well, I got it from, I was just looking through your personal affects here at the house. Oh, okay. Well, hi, how are you? And I found your address book and it said the inside number for FM 94.9. I said, oh, that must be the number to call. Well, I'm glad you called, Grandma. I haven't talked to you in a while. Yes, I was listening to the radio right now. Heard you talking about the bulge picture and everything. Oh, sorry about that. It's okay. Hope you don't go there anymore. Well, I'm about to get married. I understand. I could look at the pictures, though. That's the reason I was calling you, dear. Uh-oh. I know that you're getting married soon. I thought it would be a good idea if I just gave you some advice about getting married. And you felt now was the right time to do this? I thought it would be the perfect time, yes. Grandma. It's okay. Don't be embarrassed, dear. You always embarrass me. I know I do, darling. But this is just going to be a few things that I think will help you out on your wedding night. Okay. Now, remember, I'm much older than you are, which means I'm much wiser. Grandma, you look really young, though. Don't even worry. That is true. I was born in 1857. Grandma. Now, I'm going to tell you what was popular back then, all right? Okay. Now, these are some of these things that are going to seem very old-fashioned to you, but these are things that you should do when getting married. Are you ready? I'm ready. Get drunk before you do it. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Before I do what? I'm just saying. Well, before you kiss your husband, darling. That's all I was saying. Oh, okay. Okay. Doesn't everybody stop freaking out? Everyone's acting like children for crying out loud. I mean...
I'm talking about adult things. If I talk about adult things, it's not right. Well, you know, I am getting married in like three weeks. So you need to know some of these things. I guess, yeah. So drink before I kiss. Have just a little nip. Brandy, what do you recommend? I would recommend Stoli, maybe a little bit of Grey Goose, a little bit of Cranberry. I call that a bullet shot, by the way. Sounds good. Bring one to the wedding. It's a real donkey kick to the rocks, if you know what I mean. Okay. I got to be careful, though. I'm going to be walking down the aisle, you know? Like, what if I fall? Why do I want to make a fool of myself? Don't worry. It won't fall. You'll be absolutely fine. And I understand what you're saying. Now, remember, those are the boobies. In our family, they don't just run in the family. They gallop. They gallop. I know. You've told me that ever since the day I got them. Go on, Grandma. I don't know who that was, but he sounded weird. Yeah, just ignore him. He sounded really weird. Yeah.
That's Jay. But he also sounded handsome. What's his name? He is really handsome, actually. Yeah, but he's married. He has four kids. Oh, that never matters. That was the next thing I was going to do. You guys are about the same age, though, I think, so you'll be fine. Easy, Wood. Easy. Sorry, guys, I have to go. The Vaughn's delivery guy is here. Oh, Grandma. Bye. Oh, she's a sweet lady. She is sweet. She sounds sweet. She sounds fun, right? You guys will all get to meet her at the wedding. That's right, where Wood said he will cry. I will cry. She sounds hot. She's a good-looking lady. She won, actually. Miss Coppertone, 1855. I'm going to get this wrong. She went to... She was Miss Hawaiian Tropic, 1905. When she was in some kind of contest in Texas. Those giant bathing suits. Those are cute. They were in style then. It wasn't a bikini contest. It was like a full one-piece suit. Those are the ones Marilyn Monroe wore. I think they're very nice. It had a turtleneck. She was in some kind of contest, and I think she said that, like, Wayne Newton was the judge, and she won for Most Beautiful. Wow. That's quite a compliment coming. I know. Just get ready. Excuse me. My grandma is wonderful. She called in. She's pleasant. She sounds like Norman Bates.
You go ahead and tell her that at the wedding. You go ahead. I'm scared to death of her. She'll hit you with her cane. That's right. That'll be fine. Both of my grandmas will be there. Is that right? Yep. That is going to be a fun day. Maybe I dance with one of them. You should. Very sweetly. You should. My wife got real irritated at me because I said, which jeans should I wear to... What? Which chinos do I need to wear to the wedding? I go, babe, what jeans should I wear to Sienna's wedding? She goes, you're not wearing jeans. Oh, my goodness. What are we, kids around here? Like, we can't be adults about this? Why are you already thinking about that anyway? Because he has no formal wear. Because I don't have that kind of clothes. He's going to have to buy something, get it fitted. My mom made a big deal about making sure I tell everyone, jeans of any kind, shirt, jacket, not allowed. Yeah, jeans. Suit. Jeans and nice white T-shirt with a blazer. And your chain wallet. My chain wallet and some cowboy boots. There's Mikey. He's here.
That's right. Oh, boy. We got to go? Oh, my gosh. Are we done? I don't want to go. Got to run these spots. We're done. Oh, wow. That was crazy. Stick a fork in it. I thought it was like 830. Oh, then I got to stop playing this. I got to play this. Yeah, because, you know, we got to go at 10. We got to get her done. Get her done. Hillary's coming in. Hillary is up next. Angel. She is. Woods loves Hillary. I do. Enough, all right? I'm so giddy at like 10. I'm like looking for her out the window. Dude, I got the biggest crush on her. I go, get in line, pal. Everybody's got a crush on Hillary. Thanks for embarrassing me, dude. Welcome to San Diego. Hillary's up next. And we will be back here tomorrow morning at 6 o'clock and we'll do it all over again. Mikey Show is out. Later.