The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 02/04/10

0:00KBZT San Diego. The Lincoln Financial Media Station. The new home of The Mikey Show. FM 94.9. How you doing, kids? Getting in there. Yeah, me too. What up? How you doing? It's The Mikey Show. And it's Thursday already. I can't even believe that. Shocking. It's already Thursday. But it is. So why don't we do something about it? We jump on the phones. You can call us right now. M1s. Mikey Show listeners officially being referred to as M1s. And I got something else to tell you about that. What we're going to do is if you go to MikeyShow.com right now, you can actually vote on what the community will be known as. Nice. Because what we do know is that you will be referred to as M1s. But what would you like the community to be known as? So if you go there right now, you can vote. The choices are the M1 insiders, the M1 militia.

2:00The M1 Nation or the M1 Tribe. Can we say what we like? Sure. You know, the one that I like the most isn't even on there. The Delicious. The Militia? No, not the Delicious. Soldiers. The Delicious Soldiers. That was not mine. I thought that was your favorite. No, nuh-uh. The Restauranteurs? Not the Restauranteurs. The Little Tiny Handed People? The Latinos. The Latinos. No, my favorite was... M1 Army. But, you know, nobody liked it. And I could deal with it. You know what I mean? Well, that was the name of the old one. I don't like that as much. Because if we're going to switch it up, let's switch it up. And as soon as you say that, it makes sense to me. So I'm like, yeah, I can be talked out of things. Just like Lauren can be shamed out of me. Yes, like I got her yesterday. You shamed her right out of great music. What do you like, Red? What do I like? I like the militia. Yeah, M1 militia. I like the nation. You like M1 Nation? M1 Nation.

3:01Insiders. Insiders, militia, nation, and tribe. Those are the different ones you have. We all have a different opinion. I originally really liked tribe, but it seemed like no one was on board on that. I did too. But people thought it was kind of lame. That's okay. Whatever you want, we'll do. 570-1949. I'm Mikey. I'm wearing a grown-up shirt today. You look sharp today, dude. You really do look nice. Sharp. I don't know why. Why did you? I don't know why. I woke up this morning. I walked into my closet. I felt pretty. You could wear that to the wedding. That's a nice shirt. That's acceptable. I'm going to wear a suit, kid. Well, then you can wear that with a suit. And I'm getting a little tiny, yeah. I'm going to get you a little tiny suit. With little tiny pinstripes. Yeah. A little bit itsy-bitsy suit. I'm getting rid of the chain wallet. Lauren, shame me out of it. But also, it isn't conducive to my job. And, Lauren, I need a lavalier like you have. Where'd you get that, the thing that you put the... What is a lavalier? Say what again? A lava lamp? No, a lavalier is the thing that goes around your neck that you can... I think it's called a lanyard. A lanyard. Yes. A lavalier you give to someone when you're in a fraternity, right? No, a lavalier. I really need one of those, too. Yeah, a lavalier. A lavalier is a microphone thing. It's a little... But it's also something, if you're in a fraternity and you want to, like, sweetheart somebody, you give them...

4:20No? Yeah, when I was a little sis to the Sydney Kites. Can I get a conquistador to wear around my neck? We're just making things out now. I love it here. I got that from an old job, and I don't know why. I guess I'm a hoarder. I had it. You did? Yeah. Let's see. Woodsy is our sports guy. He's 34 years of age. Sometimes called the kid. Self-proclaimed. Self-proclaimed the kid. I didn't nickname myself. I think you did, buddy. I didn't. I think you did. Just so Woods doesn't freak out. No. No. We're talking about that as soon as Mike's. Me and you are. We're going to discuss. Yes. That's fine. Yeah. Me and you are going to discuss. But yeah, I was nicknamed that a long time ago and it stuck. Even though I'm a 30, almost 35 year old kid. That's right. You are the biggest kid I've ever met. 100%. I do feel for Steve Woods in this way, in that his mom does still believe that he is eight years old. They call him Steven. Steven. But, I mean, just in general, she's like, you know, take that cigarette out of your mouth and that picture on your website. She's very upset by the picture, but it's the best picture ever taken of me.

5:35Ever. Did you take it down? No, I didn't take it down. Oh, I thought you were going to. What did I say yesterday? The kid doesn't like to be told what to do. That's why. Hey, Stephen, keep that picture up on your page, please. I will. Then I'd probably take it down. That's what you do. If you want him to do something, tell him something different. Exactly. A little thing I like to call reverse psychology. That's right. That is correct. Lauren's our assistant producer. She's a blonde girl sitting across from me who, by the way, today has a different flavor. Of Summer's Eve that she's drinking. Yes, I think this is the Massingill. What is it called? She drinks a vinegar-based drink called Cantucci. Chewbacca. Chewbacca. Kombucha. And she's got a different flavor. What's today's? It's hiding behind, I don't even know. Botanic No. 7, maybe? I don't know. It's a different color. It's like Blue No. 5. Anyway, you can get this. If you're a health nut and you really want to get some of that, you can do it. Sienna is 24 years old. She's our news girl. And she's sitting here. And she is a very natural gal. She doesn't even have to wear a lot of makeup. She's one of those girls that can look real pretty. Doesn't have to wear a stitch of makeup. Very nice to say. I think it's just because I'm lazy. Really? Yeah. Not everybody can pull that off, by the way. Thank you. I'm in full.

7:03makeup right now. Yeah, you are. Mascara. Mascara. I'm a full mascara. Guy liner. That's right. And the deep voice man is Jay, our producer. And believe it or not, he's 46. He looks 29. Jay is the man. He is the man. He just every day amazes me. Oh, wow. I mean, he's just awesome. Keep talking. Ooh, yeah. Keep telling me. And he's broadcasting from a well today. I got that email. Somebody said, are you broadcasting from a well? It was awesome. Yes, actually, he is. We have a well in the studio. He actually is. Again, if you want to vote on what this community of Mikey Show listeners will be called, all you have to do is go to MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. And the first item under the latest is Mikey Show poll. You click right there, and you pick one of those deals, which you want to be. The choices, again, M1 Insiders, M1 Militia, M1 Nation, and M1 Tribe. Right now, M1 Nation is leading the charge. It's got 49% of the vote. Nice. Yeah. So get on it. Beginning and end of every show, we do open phones, so you can call about anything you'd like right now. M1 Steve-O, what's up?

8:28What's up, Mikey? How you doing, brother? Pretty good. Good. Just wanted to call us. M1 Nation is totally the way to go. And I just want to say I look forward to getting to know everybody. Morning radio was seriously depressing at the first of the year, and now it's not. So I just wanted to say we're glad to have you back. Thank you. We look forward to listening. We love your show. Thank you very much, bro. I appreciate that. Thanks, bro. Have a good one. Thanks, man. M1T Rex, what's up? I'm doing well. How are you? Good, dude. How are you? I'm doing good. T-Rex is a longtime listener, man. How are you? I'm doing really good. What's happening? I want to voice my opinion. Okay. I don't know if I like the M1. M1 has been decided on. Well, here's the thing. There's going to be people that don't like whatever we call the community. But the deal is that we left it to kind of the popular vote. And we were taking emails. We were having people go to P1 site. We were having people text in. And it was, you know, pretty overwhelming that people wanted M1. And so, you know, we got to go by what everybody wants. Like I said, what is the community going to be called? It's not even up to me. I'm leaving it up to everybody to go and vote. And so, you know, that's kind of the deal with it. But we got to know right from the very beginning, everybody's not going to be down with whatever it is.

9:52Yeah. Always going to be. You know what I mean? The guy should have been a little bit more original. Hey, listen, man. It wasn't up to me, bro. I know. Wasn't up to me. What would you have said, T-Rex? What would you have called the Mikey Show listeners? Um, Misfits. Mikey Show Misfits. So, now, when people called in, would they say, this is Misfit T-Rex? Yep. Okay, well then we can keep that and we'll just shorten it to M1. Yeah, but what if it was the M1 misfits? Like you could go and vote on the P1 side or suggest that and maybe people will really like that and they'll vote on that instead of nation or something like that. Is there a spot for other? No. Other. You write in a ballot. Yeah. No, it's M1 and just like everything, once you get used to something, it becomes the new normal. Yeah. Cool. Thank you, man. I appreciate it. Let me have you say my piece. You got it, dude. Love you guys. Love you. Thanks, man. Thank you. That's M1 T-Rex. Yeah, everything. I'm a person that has a very conflicted personality in terms of change. I like it. And no, no, no. Let me not say that. I need it and desire it and don't like it at the same time. Yep. That is a true statement. It's just the way it is.

11:17570-1949 or text us 949mikey at gmail.com. Have you guys heard about the mobile wallet? No, but I want to. It's on the cover of the UT today. It is. It's really awesome, actually. What is it? On the cover of the UT, they're holding a picture of it's one of those BlackBerrys that's a touchscreen. And basically what you can do is Fandango, the website, is testing this right now for you to be able to buy movie tickets through your phone. And they're going to send you a text message or a picture message back with a little receipt. And there's something you can scan. So what happens is once you get that on your phone, you then go to the movie that you want to see. You don't have to wait in a ticket. And as you're walking to the theater, you hold it up, the little barcode on your phone, and they'll just scan it right on that, right from your cell phone. How can you not like that? Wow. How cool is that? That technology's been around for a little while, at least with coupons and stuff. I love it. It just depends on the person has to, the vendor has to purchase the equipment.

12:16has the capability of scanning the barcode. Would anybody have a problem with that? Does it come with a chain? Shut up. Can you wear a chain? But they're also doing it with, Fandango's doing it with movie tickets, gift cards, coupons, like Lauren said, and airline tickets. I don't know if I would be comfortable doing the airline ticket thing right now. Why not? Because that's like a really huge purchase. And if you, you know, were waiting in line at the airport and you hold up your phone and they're like, what are you doing? Maybe they're just not used to it. I mean. But that would be awesome once we get there. We'll get there. Yeah, we will. Let's see. Oh, and check this out. So I was wondering about the construction at Ground Zero in New York. And when they were going to start reconstructing. I knew it was going to be called the Freedom Tower. Right? Right. Yeah. And all I knew, because we don't live in New York. Last I knew, it was still just a big hole. Yeah, I was there about a year ago, and it was still a gaping hole. Really? A pile of rubble. No, they're building now. And none of us even knew that. I was asking Woods. I was like, did you know if they're building right now? Because right now in the news, the World Trade Center that they're building is right now 1,776 feet. And it's 20 levels now, 20 floors.

13:34Can I leave that, man? They say it's going to be called One World Trade Center. Oh, they are? Yeah, and then next to it, there's going to be a museum that's going to commemorate the 9-11 attack. Really? Yeah. I wonder what happened to Freedom Tower. I don't know, but already 20 floors. Well, that's because somebody hasn't bought the rights to it. It'll be the nacho cheese flavored Cheetos. It's going to be the Velveeta Tower. Velveeta Tower. Can I just say, if... If someone were to say, I want you to work in one World Trade Center. You wouldn't? No, I don't think I would be able to. I don't think I would be. I mean, it could be the safest place in the world because it's already happened there. But, you know, they don't, you know, lightning doesn't strike in the same place, whatever. Allegedly. I just, that's just, that's freaks me out. I'd be scared. Yeah. I think a lot of New Yorkers are pretty resilient and they pass by the site every day. So I think they'd probably be okay with it. I don't know. I've never been to New York. That's a trip. When you go down to that, I was there a couple years after 9-11. And, man, just it eats you up looking through that fence and seeing those holes there. Well, maybe you feel safe because, you know, like right after everything happened, man, there was like flyovers and the whole deal. Yeah. There was Jets. Mike, I was at a Yankee game and they did a flyover.

14:54over the stadium. And you should have seen, there was like a thousand people that kind of dropped down. They didn't know it was coming. We were all standing outside the stadium. And it was super scary. You're on an island, so you get really kind of skeeved out. Right. Yeah, I get it. I also have to tell you that Avatar... is just breaking records left and right. It is now the all-time domestic box office winner. It's broken the record for the domestic box office. Really? Crazy. After only 47 days of it being in theater, it's just huge. It's already made more than $601 million in North America alone. That's because they charge, what, like $3 for the glasses? Probably. That costs seven cents to make. Do they actually charge you to wear the glasses? Well, it's like a $14 ticket. Yeah, if you go to the 3D one, it's more than the regular one. A lot of nerds out there, dude. Steve thinks that if you go to see Avatar, you're a nerd. And I say, no, you're an American. Everybody's going to see it, right? You're an earthling if you go to see it. Earthlings are going to see it.

15:58He's going to rent it when it comes out. Of course he is. And he's probably going to go buy glasses at 7-Eleven if that's where they sell them. Zero percent chance. Yeah, right. Come on. Don't believe it. 570-1949. You guys hear about Jon Stewart debating Bill O'Reilly on Fox News? It's pretty good. It's supposed to be brutal. It's pretty good. Can't wait. So we're going to do that next. And I've got to read you Jay's recap. This is next. This is The Mikey Show on FM 94.9. How can anyone be organized without egg timers? That means wake the kids. Start the coffee. Now this one is to remind me to call the plumber. That means I've got to set this one so I'll remember to walk the door. Where did I put the door? Egg timers? Really? Take charge with the new Palm Pixie Plus from Verizon. Run multiple apps, merge contacts and calendars, check emails, and surf the web while on the go.

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20:25Call toll-free now, 1-800-244-1946. That's 1-800-244-1946. This report is brought to you by DeVry University. Heading on the 805 southbound before Orange Avenue. A car spun out stuck in that center divider right now. Also, Escondido pretty much tied up here on the 15 southbound El Norte Parkway. An accident over on the right shoulder. A car spun out. A bunch of other cars stopped in the area to help. An ambulance is on the scene. They've also got a tow truck on the way. 8 eastbound between the 805 Fairmont Avenue. Seen some slowing this morning also coming out of Oceanside on the 78 eastbound between the 5 and Escondido Avenue. Speed's in the upper 40s right now. DeVry University and its Keller Graduate School of Management invite you to attend its online virtual open house. Happens Saturday, February 13th at 1 o'clock Eastern. Visit devry.edu to register. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. Now, more of the Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Got a text message here that says, Mikey, I'm dying to know. What you guys thought about the book of Eli, when are you guys going to discuss? That is coming up within the hour. Nice. What we do is on Wednesday, we go to a movie. And each person on the show gets to pick. Well, we rotate who picks the movie. Yesterday I picked. And I picked the book of Eli. So we went and saw that yesterday. And there are five people on the show. Myself, Woods.

22:28Lauren, Sienna, and Jay. So we'll rotate. Next week, Sienna's picking. Oh, yeah. You guys already know what it's going to be. There's a new Sandra Bullock out, I think. We'll find out. We'll find out. She'll pick live on the radio next week. But until then, you're going to get to hear all about what we thought of the Book of Eli coming up. Jon Stewart is a very liberal guy. Okay? Jon Stewart went on the Bill O'Reilly show, who is a very not liberal guy. He's a very conservative guy on a very conservative network. Now, whether you realize it or not, CNN is a very liberal network. Fox is on one side, way, way to the right. CNN is on the other side, way, way to the left. Now, CNN will say, no, no, no, we're not. We're totally balanced.

23:27And Fox News even says fair and balanced. No, you're not, Fox. That's why you do the BBC News. Yeah. Yeah, it's true. And listen, no, CNN, no, you're not. CNN isn't fair and balanced either. They both have a skew. So anyway, Jon Stewart went on and discussed it with Bill O'Reilly. And among other things. Oh, did I not do that? Oh, no. Jay, I messed up, dude. What happened? I didn't put my little deal in for the audio. Oh, okay. Because this is my first day in radio. Welcome. He's an intern. Mikey the intern. Yeah, I'm just an intern here, and so what a dorky move. I forgot to plug in my audio. That's good, dude. Yeah, real professional. Jay's coming. He's running in. Look at poor Jay. This is what I mean. This guy's awesome. I don't put him through enough. I know. heart stuff. I gotta guess. MacGruber, that's exactly where it is. He just ran in here with a conch shell. And a roll of duct tape. And a roll of duct tape fashioned into an audio device. Great. Alright, here we go. Here's what I believe. Fox News is the most passionate and sells the clearest narrative of any news organization, if that's how you're, are you still referring to it in that manner? Yeah, it's a news organization.

24:57Right, that's how the poll referred to it. Nobody had any problem? Only you. I think Fox, in and of yourselves, say you're not a news organization all day. Isn't it now your news, what was it? Your news from 9 to 11, and then your opinion, and then your news again from like 1 to 2.30. It's kind of like a newspaper. Except on the Jewish holidays, then you're not. And then on alternate parking days, you're news. But then Christmas, you're not. Okay. The news pages. And then you open another page and there is the opinion page. Clearly labeled opinion page. Yeah. You have no problem with that, right? First of all, newspapers are a passive piece of paper that you go to and you know where the opinion thing is. Television doesn't function that way and you know it. You don't think people know the factor is an opinion chair? You don't think they know that? It's certainly not clearly labeled. Oh, come on, dude. What are you, little kids? Of course the O'Reilly factor is an opinion thing. It's Bill O'Reilly's right opinion. He's right wing. When you listen to my show and you hear me speak, you're going to hear the right view, the conservative. I mean the right wing. I'm right wing conservative, ultra conservative. If you hear Lauren, you're going to hear a more left wing. If you hear Jay, you're going to hear more left wing. If you hear...

26:17Woods, more left. But you say you're a little bit more moderate, right, Woodsy? I'm right in the middle. Yeah? And Sienna says the same thing. I'm a little bit more to the right. You are? Yeah. Screw you a little bit more to the right? I thought you were more to the left. No, she said right the other day. Well, you're part of the fair and balanced part. You're part of the most trusted man in the news. Well, I am fair and balanced, but you don't think people know the O'Reilly factor isn't an opinion? Of course it is. That's like saying somebody watches your show, they don't know it's a comedy show. Come on, let's do it. Wise up, man. Everybody knows this. People watching in Pakistan, you know, they had a little direct TV. They go, that O'Reilly is an opinion show. They know. They know. They know you're a comic. They know I'm an opinion guy. Yeah, that was the worst. That was a great accent. That's the worst accent. Hello, O'Reilly. That's a guy from Afghanistan. An Irish guy. Yeah, a leprechaun watching. Hello, O'Reilly. I'm calling in from Kabul. Stupidest thing I've ever heard. You know what is a bummer, too, especially as a Republican? is that so many people that represent my view are so goofy. I don't know what to say. I was going to say something else. Whatever you said. Whatever you're thinking represents more of what I'm thinking. I just don't want to say it. Douchey. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. I'm sorry. Okay, there it is. It's true, though. I agree. Let me ask you a question. You truly believe that Fox News is just a nonpartisan, fair and balanced, trustworthy... Our hard news operation is.

27:47But, of course, you're... Okay, now you're casting aspersions. Yes, I am. Big word. I believe I am. Casting aspersions. That's right. People like Shepard Smith, people, all of our White House people. Listen, here's the brilliance of Fox News. What you have been able to do, you and Dr. Ailes, have been able to... Who? Dr. Ailes. Who's he talking about? No clue. Dr. Sayas' brother. Yeah. Dr. Oz. Yeah, Dr. Pepper's brother. to mainstream conservative talk radio. Why wouldn't John McCain come on his program during the last campaign? Why did he dodge us and not come on? If your thesis is that we're in business to help the GOP, he wouldn't come in. But you're not in business to help John McCain. He is not GOP enough for you. You're in business to help Sarah Palin. Dick Cheney. Dick Cheney is to you Mr. Republican. Wouldn't come on the program, Stuart. Not Mr. Republican. Well, because Dick Cheney, again, this atmosphere, there's a lot of light. which she's obviously allergic to, there's an opportunity to brush past the plant. I just gave you two examples that you can't refute with your propaganda outlet. But that doesn't mean anything. What do you mean? Yeah, it does. Yeah, it does. If I say something and it isn't true, can't you go, well, that's not true and here's why? And here's why, yep.

29:07It's two concrete examples. John McCain running for president on the GOP side. Dick Cheney, Mr. GOP. Neither man would come in here because the questioning is too tough. So don't give me I'm a Republican. Like I say, you are the most reasonable, have become the most reasonable voice on Fox. Which, quite frankly... Greta is the most reasonable. No, they should save that clip of Jon Stewart saying that. Yeah. 570-1949. I'd like to know what happened when they went to a commercial break. Yes, seriously. Did someone just stand up and run out mad? Or was it like, oh, good job, man. I doubt it was that. So uncomfortable. 570-1949. Text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. Jay is our executive producer, and he has chickens at his house. Yes. I love that. Yeah, right now. Everyone's going, oh, what's the weather like in Hamul? Yeah. What's it like out in Ramona? No, he does not live in either place. I like fresh eggs. He doesn't live in Descanso. What part of San Diego County do you live in? North County, up in the Encinitas area. That's right. I love it. You guys got chickens. Chickens on the beach. I'm not the only one. Yeah, I have some friends that have chickens.

30:20I think it's rad. Weird that both of you guys have friends that have chickens. So strange. I'm surprised you don't, Redneck. You guys are weird perverts. Yeah, weird. Bunch of chicken owners. The eggs really make that much of a difference? They taste that much better? That brings them in. They'll blow your mind. Let's do a taste test. No, they're delicious. But anyway, the point of the story is, because there's not a lot of people listening right now that can necessarily relate to having chickens, but what you can relate to is... That a lot of times if you have a pet, you'll go to very far extent for your pet. You'll do stuff. Crazy pet owners. Now, I'm going to tell you what Jay did. First of all, we all know the guy where you're sleeping in your bed and your dog or your cat is there. And rather than be more comfortable yourself, you'll let them lay there and you'll be uncomfortable. I did it last night. With your puppy. Uh-huh. What happened? Well, the dog, you know, has a bed on the floor, its own little dog bed. Right. And she just, you know, sometimes in the middle of the night, it's like tries to jump up and she can't because our bed's really high. And so she was just, you know, I feel sad for her. And so I was like, okay, lift her up. And then she always goes right in the middle of Todd and I. So I can't like ever touch Todd or, you know. There's no cuddling. There's no cuddling. Yeah, I know the feeling.

31:43You know, I'm like, whatever. Just the dog can stay. Sleep in bed with four. You're nuts. And see how that goes for you. Yeah, if you want to see Woodsy's little four doggies, his little Yorkies, just go to MikeyShow.com right now and see Tough Guy's dogs. That's right. All right. One of them's name is Honey Bell. Penny Bell. Sorry about that. It's the same thing. Sorry about that. I kind of like Honey Bell, though. I have a friend of the dog named Holly Bell. Holly Bell. Penny Bell is my little angel. So here's what Jay says. Jay goes home, and he's got these chickens, and one of them has been under the weather. Uh-oh. So he got home. How do you know? I know. How do you know? The chicken's, like, le-gawking. He said that it's walking bow-legged and obviously not feeling good. The chicken's name is Cricket. Right, Jay? Yeah, she's a sweetie. That's a cute name for the chicken. Seems appropriate. And so Jay picked Cricket up, and after a quick once-over, realized that... She was having problems with her bottom. Uh-oh. And needed a warm, soapy bottom wash. Unbelievable. Yeah, unbelievable. Got back from a long weekend in TJ or what? Oh, man. He says the details are not for the weak of heart. Oh. Warm, soapy bottom bath. Yeah. You did that?

33:07Oh, yeah. Chickens don't like bass, I'll tell you that much. Oh, yeah. How do you catch it? We've had her since she was just a chick. Chickadee. With a hot light over and raised her from just a little bitty. And so she walks right up to you. She doesn't run from you. She loves you. She wants to be kind of picked up and carried. What are your kids? Your six-year-old son. What does he think of the chicken? They're the bosom buddies. He can pick her up underneath his arm and walk around. We've got pictures of him when he's a little bit. He's carrying his chicken around. How many people live in your commune? Yeah. Have you met Manson personally? What's Squeaky Frome like in real life? Yeah, what's she like, man? Because, you know, we see an image on the news, but we don't really know. So, Jay, did it work when you cleaned the chicken's bottom? Did it work? You know, she definitely felt better, but, you know, who's to say? I've got another inspection due today on her, so we'll see. I'm afraid they'd peck my eyes out. No, he said he raised her since she was a little chick. This is chicken, though. It'll turn on you. No, so can a dog. Chicken. It's fantastic. Nice chicken. Hey, there is a...

34:16There is a country that didn't qualify for the Winter Olympics. It's actually a funny story. I know it sounds however it sounds, but it's pretty fantastic and I'll tell you about it. And also you can call us too if you've done something really weird or even gross for your pet because you love them. I know of many things people have done. Yeah. Do we have a couple hours? I know. Call us right now. 570-1949. What have you done for your pet that's just like, you can't even believe you've done it. 570-1949-949mikey at gmail.com. You're listening to The Mikey Show. The Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Repair damage treated hair. Stop the breakage. Look your best with Ovation Cell Therapy. I damage my hair from over styling with a flat iron. I want my hair to grow out faster and be more manageable. With Ovation, my hair is healthier and the texture is like it was when I was a kid. Everyone comments on how great my hair looks. For healthier hair, log on to OvationHair.com and enter FM 94.9 at checkout for a special discount. That's OvationHair.com and enter FM 94.9 at checkout for real results guaranteed. Ovation.

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39:05On FM 94.9. Who sings Mr. Cab Driver, would you? Lenny Kravitz? That's Lenny Kravitz. Is it really? Yeah. Such a good tune. 570-1949 is the number. 949mikey at gmail.com is how you can get a hold of us if you'd like to on the text messaging. We'd love to hear from you that way. Do us a favor. Spread the word about the Mikey show. Nobody knows. Is anyone listening to us? Well, it's the deal, man. Like, you know, we got to get billboards or something, you know, and we got to get, you know, a little grassroots thing going on. Well, I was actually standing out in front of my new place with a sandwich board on last night. Good job, dude. Please tune in to the Mikey Show. You need to spin the sign. We're used to out here. You're going to spin it and dance with an iPod in it. Exactly. You seen those guys yet, Woods? Oh, yeah, every day. What is that? I don't know. It's your brain. It's Mikey's brain.

40:14Does anyone know what that noise is? It's always around this time. It's always around this time. Really? I love it. We hear that every day, and we don't know where that is coming from. Do you have, like, something in your eye calendar, maybe? Probably a reminder for Rebecca to do something. It's not coming from the computer. It's coming from, like, externally and being picked up by a microphone. You think so? That's what's weird. Or we should check and see if Dave Matthews has his something turned on. It's probably Dave's eye pouch. It could be his eye pouch. Let's see. M1 Lucas is on the line. Hi, Lucas. Hey, Mikey. How you doing? Good. How old are you? Nine. You're nine? Yeah. What's going on, Lucas? Nothing. I couldn't wait until you came on the radio on Monday, and I've just been praying for you that you would find the right station for you. Aw, that's so cute, Lucas. What a good guy, Luke. You're a good kid, man. I'm tearing up right now. You're a good kid. I got a son named Lucas. Awesome. Does anybody ever call you Luke or are you always Lucas? Either or. Either or. That's so cute. Either or. I love it. Smart guy. Well, thank you, Lucas. That was really sweet. Thanks for calling. Thank you, Lucas. Have a good day. Bye, Lucas. Be good. We'll see you. Bye, bud. Getting ready for school. Little angel. That's right. We got a Lucas at home, and he doesn't really take anything from anybody. No, he doesn't.

41:37He's got a look at his face all the time. He's like De Niro. He is. He is. You look at him, he goes, what do you want? You're looking at me. M1, Tanaya. Tanya. Tanya. Yes, good morning. Good morning. Good morning. I'm telling you. Listen. I say Jaya. Hang on. Tanya. Tanya. Yeah. Our executive producer, Jay, chose to spell your name T-A-N-I-A. That is correct. That's right. Jay was just waiting for you to call him out. Couldn't Jay have put for his ADD, completely whacked out guy. Sounds like. But how would you pronounce Tanya? He could have put on there her name is J-O-B. And she's like, yeah, but it's pronounced Tanya. Right. Okay. That's right. It gets butchered all the time. Jay, now you have to do pronunciations. Yeah, yeah. You got to write it for me phonetically or I will be like Ron Burgundy. We have. That's it. Anyway, Tanya, you're calling to tell us about what you've done for your animal. Yes. What? So I used to live in the jungle of Costa Rica. Yeah. And I had three dogs. And our property was surrounded by a cow farm, basically. And the owner of the cow farm decided he could make more money by selling properties and selling cows. So he got rid of the cows. Yeah.

43:06blood-sucking ticks that didn't have cows to suck on, so they moved into our property. And I would spend, I kid you not, an hour each day on each dog pulling off ticks on each of my dogs. Did you just pull them straight off? I had tweezers and then I had a little cup of dish soap and water. Dish water. That's what Lauren drinks every day. It's called kombucha. And I would just pick them off with tweezers and put it in there, and they would die every day. Like, it was disgusting. I don't like bugs at all, but somehow I was able to do this for my own. They're your babies. Yeah, you'd do it for your babies. I would do it, too. Absolutely. That's fantastic. You can't see them in pain. Yep. That's fantastic. Thank you very much. M1 Sanjaya, are you there? Yeah, what up, dude? What's up, man? Yeah, I just wanted to talk about the pet thing, right? Yeah. So I got a black lab, and her name is Lola, and she's got her own Facebook. I've seen those dog books. It's dog book, isn't it? We tried it. When you have five dogs, it just gets too hard to keep up with all their friends and all their engagements. I have two dogs, but Lola, she's so human-like that she has to have her own Facebook. She's got friends and everything. Yesterday was her birthday. How is she human-like? What does she do that is human-like? She will go up to you. She'll give you a hug.

44:28She's just so human-like. She's so human-like she's suing a company right now for breach of contract. She reads the paper every morning. Yeah, right. That's awesome. All my friends love her, dude. She's like the best dog in the world. That's awesome. Hey, by the way, Sanjaya and our boy Woodsy are going to have a bromance. We're trying to get Woodsy fixed up with a new best friend out here. Holla. That's right. Holla. They're going on a date. Yeah, from Hillcrest to Seacrest, dude. No, come on. Who said anything about that? All right. Thank you, Sanjaya. All right, brother. That's our boy, Sanjaya. Speaking of pets on Facebook, I was just on my friend's Facebook, and she posted a picture of her cat, which she took to the nail salon. Unbelievable. And actually put fake nails on her cat. If you don't believe me, I have a picture. We need to find a way to post it. Oh, let me see. Let me see. Oh, that's ridiculous. I mean, I'm paid to have fake nails just like us girls would do, put on a cat, and they're long. I can't believe that the people at the salon were willing to do that. I can't believe they didn't just get clawed and scratched and bitten. Yeah, seriously. Isn't that just, I had to get the picture as proof. They would do that at the salon that my wife does her nails on. Yeah, oh yeah. They would say, you know, they would obviously say,

45:46I don't know how much to charge it first, but I would do for $20. Well, in a lot of times, I mean, it's normal when you bring it. That's the way. That's not PC. I'm just telling you. Definitely not PC. It isn't a matter of PC. I'm telling you that I'm doing a direct imitation of the woman that my wife does her nails with. That may not be PC. That's just a direct. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How do you know that she sounds like that? I've been with her. And you've gotten your nails done? You've gotten your nails done? No, what I've done is I've gotten a little pickup sticks next door while she's getting her nails done. Why don't I believe that? It's the truth. What is pickup sticks? Pickup sticks are all over, dude. It's delicious. I love Chinese food. Woodsy has a little story for us. I think you might enjoy. And what is it, Woodsy? So you guys all remember the movie Cool Runnings? Oh, of course. Some people say, you know, they can't believe Jamaica's got a bobsled team. We actually have the people that did the soundtrack in the studio today. They were. But, so they, you know, you guys know the Winter Games are coming up in Vancouver. Right. And they failed to make the cut.

47:05The Jamaican bobsled team failed this year to make the cut. I wonder why. That's the whole story is how awesome they were. I know. Fiction becomes fact. Exactly. Wait, no. In the movie, they made it. They made it in the movie. I think it was a long time ago. So they did not make the team. We will not get to see Jamaica in Vancouver. That's pretty sad. Also, so you Chargers fans will be interested to know that L.T. LaDainian Tomlinson, your longtime All-Pro running back, he's sounding off a little bit. He's not. Super excited about the way things have gone. Wasn't super excited about the amount of carries he got last year and the amount of yards and just kind of his whole fit with the team. So he was on a local station and just kind of talking about how the chemistry is not doing that well. But also, I've got some audio of an NFL insider. It's on your array, Mikey, page three. It's called LT Paycut. It's not there. Hit refresh. Hit Mikey refresh? I guess Jay didn't refresh you. Do I hit Mikey refresh? Blame it on Jay. Jay has nothing to do. Jay is the busiest man alive. He's like, I'm just trying to work here. Here he comes. Now he's in to deal with it. Here he comes to save the day. Just refresh it up, dude. He ran in here with a banana peel and some scotch tape. Can we get a drop of that MacGruber, please? Yes, we have to. He is Mr. Fix-It. I don't know how he does it. Poor guy. He's awake till...

48:30Two o'clock in the morning, woke up at 2.30 to come to work. Yeah. And taking care of chickens and four kids. And four kids. That's right. Four kids. And bathing chickens. That's right. Giving warm bottom baths to everyone in his path. Yeah, but you know who hasn't, right? It's the best thing to do. And by the way, just want to remind you, coming up, we will be telling you what we thought of the movie, The Book of Eli. Every Wednesday, as a show, we go to the movie. We all sat right next to each other with our treats. Yeah. Yeah, we all sat next to each other, and the seating arrangement just happened. Yeah, it just happened. We just walked in, and it happened how it happened. Well, and so while we're waiting for audio, you know what I did last night? What? I memorized the top 25 recruiting classes, because as you guys know, yesterday was National Signing Day. Yep. I memorized them all. I was going to read them as I was going to recall them as quickly as I could. You ready? Yeah. Florida, Texas, OU, USC, Auburn, UCLA, Alabama, LSU, Florida State, Tennessee, Penn State, California, Michigan. A&M, Oregon, Miami, Georgia, Clemson, Ohio State, Notre Dame, North Carolina, Stanford, South Carolina, Washington, and West Virginia. Wow, dude, that's good. That is really good. I was so afraid I was going to mess that up. I don't even know how you do it. I was so afraid. But you know what? It took me a while. I did it. You pulled it off. But actually, yeah, so.

49:51Florida is just a juggernaut. Of course. They landed some just huge, huge five-star recruits. But the thing about National Signing Day, it's kind of like throwing darts at a board. I mean, you never do know how it's going to work out. Some of these guys will be suspended for carrying guns and getting in trouble and all kinds of good stuff next year. We got the LT thing. You got it. All right. Here's LT talking about pay cut. Yep. Very good. Let's talk about another guy that might have to take a pay cut if he wants to stay in San Diego, that being LaDainian Tomlinson. Yeah, the San Diego Chargers and LaDainian are headed for a divorce, and it's because ultimately the Chargers need a running back, and LaDainian has told everybody that he won't take a pay cut. So, therefore, this is going to be really a football decision, not necessarily a financial decision, because at the end of the day, the Chargers really want to get another running back, and the Chargers have some problems. obviously with LT because they weren't able to run the ball very effectively. So LT would rather go someplace else than take a pay cut and stay in San Diego? Not uncommon for players. It's a little bit difficult for a player to go back in his own locker room and show all his other teammates and say, hey, I had to take a pay cut. Very disheartening. You lose a little bit of luster in the locker room. It's easier to do it somewhere else, and I think that's what LT's going to have to do. Well, listen. What do you think, dude? You're a huge Chargers fan. I think that I'm just going to give you some honesty here.

51:10The deal is that LT is over 30 years old now. Nine years in the league. Statistically, when guys get over 30 years old in the NFL, they go... Especially running backs. Running backs. Specifically, even. And so that's one thing. Now, I'm taking the emotion out of it. Right. Instantly, we know LT's a fantastic person. I'm just saying, when a person gets over 30, statistically, they... Start going south. The other deal is, is that he was injured in the first game of the year last year. In Oakland, he got injured. He jacked up his ankle. And so, you know, LT can do whatever LT wants to do. If LT wants to go play somewhere else because he doesn't want to take a pay cut, I'm not going to go, ah, dude, that ain't right. I mean, dude, you can do whatever you want. And I got no problems with it. It's a man's decision. One, two, one. I'll tell you what we thought about Bookie Eli. And we will tell you that when we return. And if you've seen it, I want to know what you think about it. 570-1949. You can text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. Everybody's heard about the iPad, the new product, the iPad. Oh, yeah.

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57:08This report is brought to you by Carfax. Well, as you make your way this morning through Chula Vista on the 805 southbound before Orange Avenue, we have a car that's stuck in that center divider. Escondido, still a little slow on that 15 southbound between the 78 and Center City Parkway. And as you head through Camp Pendleton's southbound side on the 5 southbound between Oceanside Harbor Drive, Cassidy Street, we've got speeds in the upper 40s right now. Are you in the market for a used car? You want to steer clear of rebuilt wrecks? A Carfax report can actually help you. Just say, show me the Carfax. You can always go to Carfax.com. I'm Stacy Cohen, FM 94.9. KBZT San Diego, a Lincoln Financial Media Station. The new home of The Mikey Show, FM 94.9. What's that, Woodsy? That's actually, I think it's The Crystal Method with Noel Gallagher from Oasis. Really? Yeah. It's called The Setting Sun. Let me know about that. Okay, so yesterday we went and we saw a movie, okay? We saw... We had a delicious lunch, too. Yeah, we did. Over at Ruby's. Delicious. That's pretty good. Now, before we get to the movie, just the thing on Ruby's real quick. We went there and Sienna had a little issue. I did. I had the same one, by the way. You know what my issue is? Oh, you read it. I read it. Wait, did I know what it was? No, I put it in my recap email. I'm privy to the recap before you are. That's true. You shouldn't read them. She got a grilled cheese sandwich with sliced tomato.

59:39My favorite thing. And she said that it came out and it was a little hard to bite into because of the toasted bread. It was too thick and toasted. That's... That's what she said. Okay. And so she said that by the time we got in the movie theater, she noticed that she had little cuts on the roof of her mouth. The whole time in the movie, I was trying to lick the top of my mouth. Really? Oh, this hurts. It was kind of. It was like Texas toast. It was. It was like. What is that? What is that? I don't know. It's going to drive me crazy. I love it. We leave it. We keep it in. So we went and saw the book of Eli, okay? This is music from the book of Eli. Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman. Seating order was from left to right. Woodsy, Lauren, Sienna, me, Jay. We all held hands. Yes. Now, at one point, I had to go pee. During a pivotal point of the movie. I know, poor Mike. Me too. Oh, you, yeah. Yours was like the worst. I was like, oh my God, he just left? It was like a really key point in the movie. You could not have left at a worse time. You couldn't have. I filled him in. She did, but I couldn't hear you that well, and I was too ashamed to be like, what? Sorry. What did you say? Did any of you guys notice the guy that walked in solo behind us?

1:01:07No. That was carrying a huge metal briefcase. I saw him walk in. I go, I'm going to get a razor wire around my neck any second. And he kept kicking my chair the whole time. Oh, he sat right behind you? Right behind me with his big metal briefcase. And I was like, what is this guy doing? Why does he have a briefcase in a movie? I'm like, is it a bomb? What is it? Is he anti-religion? I love how all of us had our own little thing going on in our head. Like, my mouth really is jacked up from my grilled cheese. Yeah, my internal dialogue was... I have to pee so bad right now. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. Mine was, don't fall asleep. Don't fall asleep. Don't fall asleep. Really? Yeah. Okay, so we're going to do it like this. We're going to say, liked it or didn't like it. Okay. Liked it. Woodsy? Liked it. Lauren? Liked it. Sienna? I may have loved it. Really? Wow. Yes, and I never thought I would have. No kidding. Jay? Loved it. Huge. My wife asked me, what do you think everybody's thoughts were? I said, I think that everybody liked it. Sienna may have been a little weirded out by the violence. No, I don't mind violence. When it's like overly bloody, I'm like, oh, I can't look at it. But it wasn't overly bloody. It didn't show much blood at all. Like decapitation? There were like 15 decapitations. No, when it's like spraying on people and it's just all over the place, it's a little too much for me.

1:02:36But I still will watch it, you know. Well, first of all, we can't tell you too much because it would spoil the movie for you. But what we can tell you is the plot of The Book of Eli. And you can call us and tell us what you thought of it if you've seen it, 570-1949. And you can also text us. It's 949mikey at gmail.com. I think I kind of like the fact that we're doing this because that is a movie I would have never gone to see, you know, and I liked it. I know. It was really good. Acting was amazing. Yeah, the beginning was a little slow, I thought. I was like, oh, okay. You left somebody out, though, of the cast. Denzel and Gary Oldman were the only stars. Mila Kunis. Little angel named Mila Kunis. Thought she was a miscast. Totally a miscast. She did a great job. She was from the 70s show. Yeah, she played... Forgetting Sarah Marshall. And she's amazing. She's gorgeous, but... She's like a 12-year-old. Get over yourself. It was like she shopped at the Gap, though, right? I know. Okay, what is with everyone? Wait, wait, wait. Let me tell the plot. I gotta tell the plot. I gotta tell the plot of the movie. The plot of the movie is that Denzel... It's post-apocalyptic times. Yeah. The whole world has been destroyed. And Denzel Washington is a guy named Eli who believes that he's been...

1:03:59told by God to take a Bible west, out west. And Gary Oldman is a bad guy in the movie. And his whole deal is, I got to get that Bible. It's the last one on earth. And I got to get it because it's the reason that the whole apocalypse started in the first place. And if I can get it, I can control people's minds. Yes. He was using religion as like, as something to... Dominate. Dominate the entire world. The week, he said. Yeah, the week. Yeah. And so, you know, I was kind of nervous going to it because I didn't know if I was going to see stuff that I was like, because, you know, I'm real big in my faith. And I was like, am I going to see something that's going to creep me out? Yeah. And, you know, I don't think I did. I mean, I thought it was a science fiction that was really interesting. And I thought, you know, faith-wise had a pretty positive message, you know, the Denzel character and all that. And so I thought it was really cool. There were two things that I could not stop focusing on throughout the entire movie. And it made me so mad. Now, when the apocalypse happened, apparently the sun was so bright, so many people were blinded, right? Yeah. So a big thing was throughout the movie, when anyone was outside, they had to wear sunglasses. All the characters, not all of them, but...

1:05:15like the main ones were wearing designer sunglasses. There was some inconsistency. Like Mila Kunis, I was like, I think I have those sunglasses. They're Christian Dior, you know? And it was supposed to be like 2030 or later than that even. And I was like, how did those clothes hold up? I know. How does that scarf still look so new and fresh and out of the box? And there was some inconsistency. The iPod that he used, by the way. The iPod that he used in the movie. He's wearing Dr. Dre Beats earphones. Really? Those are like the baddest earphone out there right now. Every NFL cat in the world is wearing those Beats. And I'm like, that's a nice little product placement right there. The other thing that I just couldn't get over were so many people's teeth were really gross and nasty. There's no dentist, you know, they're not brushing the teeth. There's no water. There's no water. But Denzel's teeth were... Sparkling white. Sparkling white. As white as you could ever imagine. I didn't notice it. And I was like, dude, I haven't seen you brush your teeth one time during this movie. What's going on? The other people, their teeth look like baked beans. Just nasty. Like tiny. It's gross. Wow. But everybody, it looks like, liked it. Yeah. I thought it was great. I really liked it. The message was phenomenal. I think it took...

1:06:37As most movies out there, it took a little bit long to get to the point, like wrap it up. I didn't think so at all. And I normally do. I didn't think it was too long. Really? Yeah. Well, it was about two, wasn't it? About two hours. I mean, maybe it was the fact that I had woken up at 3.30 and was like sitting in a dark room. It's bedtime. What did you guys think of Woods every once in a while? Falling asleep, you mean? No. Yes. One time. For like five seconds. Did you fall asleep? A couple times. Right at the beginning. I was so tired. I was really tired at the beginning, too. I was worried. And that wasn't only in the beginning. I caught you riding a sleep train quite a few times. Toot toot, buddy. All right. What was he doing? I just loved how every once in a while, he couldn't contain himself, and he would look at all of us, and he'd be like, are you kidding me? Well, here's the deal. I'm at the movies with you guys, and you guys are staring at it like, You're looking at Mount Rushmore. Like there's no reaction from anybody. Like nobody's watching a movie, dude. I'm an animated guy. Yes, you are. I like, I want to see reaction. Yeah. And he was definitely inappropriate laugh guy. Yes, he was. He was De Niro in Cape Fear. I was.

1:07:51And he would look at the rest of us for affirmation. Like, this is funny, right? And we're like, no. There's a guy behind us with some sort of weird bomb or something. He's about to razor wire my neck. That's awesome. I'm so glad I didn't see that guy. That would have really freaked me out. The whole movie. So, anyway, so the jury is not out. We liked it. Everybody liked it, I guess. Go see it, man. Great movie, great message. You guys know who Dr. Oz is? Oprah's guy. He now has his own show. Oprah's dude has his own show. He's a doctor, okay? He said the grossest thing. I just have this clip. He said the grossest thing about you chicks that wear lip gloss. This stuff is okay on the outside of your body. But if you're using it as lip gloss, you're eating it. So if you go through one of the tutus of this a month, which a lot of women are doing, then in the course of a decade, you're getting seven pounds of this stuff into your body. Don't run away here. Come now. When you put that lip gloss on your lips, you actually eat some of it. No doubt. And that's the problem. Think about the seven pounds in a decade. I mean, it's a lot of it. And you're eating that much. How filthy is that? It's like petroleum. Yeah. I'm not a big lip gloss person, though. I'm more of a chapstick wearer. Same thing, though, maybe. Are you addicted to chapstick? Oh, yeah. So is my wife.

1:09:15It happens. And my lips are always dry because I'm addicted to it. Like I need it and it's bad. That's why I won't use it because I don't want to be like Napoleon Dynamite calling my wife at home. Can you bring me my lip gloss? I love my chapstick at home, honey. And my lips are chopped real bad. And Woods needs to borrow some too. Well, I noticed that Woods got some chapstick sent in his care package from his wife. You must be a chapstick guy. Some Burt's Bees. That's what I have. I actually, because we're talking about it, I had to get mine so I could apply it. It took me a while to kick the habit, but I'm back now. Do you use lip gloss, Lauren? Yeah, but I use the Burt's Bees sometimes. It has just a tad bit of a tint to it. She actually uses homeopathic organic yogurt for her lips. I actually put alfalfa barley, Mike, on my lips. No, I'm actually really concerned about cosmetics. You are? Yes. Concerned about what? Because there's all this. Cancer. I don't really want to hear this. There's all this research, you know, that's out there about this. You're going to freak Sienna out. I know. I don't want to hear it. And how they make them and stuff. Well, yeah. And stuff like leftover from World War II with like petroleum. Where do you get that? Where are you getting this? It's everywhere. You're really? My wife.

1:10:34Same thing. I go, babe, where do you read that stuff? They.com? Yeah. They say it. They were saying the other day that really they. They.com. They.net. It's a billion dollar idea right there, my friend. Do you get really mad when Rebecca brings these things up? Because Todd gets so mad. He's like, stop reading this stuff. Yeah. Sorry. Babe, were you on fear.net again? Whatif.com. Yeah. It's going to make you crazy. Stop. Well, you can choose to ignore it, and then the problem doesn't go away just because you ignore it. All right. That's what I do. Yeah. What's he feels like? If he don't know, it won't affect him. Exactly. If I don't know, it won't hurt me. Kid ignores it. Kid ignores it. Kid just ignores it, all right? You don't have enough things to worry about than petroleum, okay? And lip gloss. You've got bigger fish to fry. You've got bigger fish to fry than chapstick. I live in an apartment with an airbed and a chair. We need to do like a microwave. Last night I was at the grocery store and I was like, oh, I really want this. I want that. I'm like, dude, you don't even have any forks. You don't have a bowl or pot to cook it in. You literally don't have a pot to urinate in. Yes, literally. You literally don't. 570-1949 is our phone number.

1:11:49You can text us 949mikey at gmail.com. All seven of you. We need to come check out this pad. You guys have to scrap all over the floor. Have you gone? No, I need to go see it. You should all go over there. I'm going to need some decorating help really badly. Rebecca would probably help you. My wife, Rebecca. Maybe somebody come in, paint an accent wall. Yeah. Something like that. I want it to feel like home for a while. I want to know if the radio station would be upset with me putting an accent wall in. My office. No, probably not. No, most of the... I just went in a couple offices yesterday, and they have accent walls. The offices here are really nicely decorated. They're awesome. You probably need to run it up the chain, though, dude. I wouldn't just go in there and splash and paint around. I'd probably run it up the flagpole. How? Well, you want to put an accent wall in your office. Yeah, I was thinking that. Yeah. But I do. I want to put an accent wall. Yeah, I want one in my house. What color? I'm picturing your apartment being, like, brown, orange, yellow. Yeah, it's... Jack Tripper's apartment, circa 1977, San Diego. Can't you just pay to replace the carpeting before you get furniture? I'm not paying for carpeting. Like, I rent it. It's not that much, though. I don't care. Yeah, but you don't want to live with, like, shaggy carpet. It's brown. I mean, it's nice carpet. It's, like, tan. There's got to be some laws out there that you have to replace the carpet. I'll throw some rugs down. Don't throw rugs on top of shaggy carpet. Oh, do you not put rugs on carpet? I mean, you can, but the shaggy, it would, like, eat the rug. It's not that shaggy.

1:13:11I'm imagining it's so long. It's like six feet long. I'm wading through it like a cornfield. We got M1 Tom on the line. Tom, you there? Yeah, good morning, guys. Where are you listening from, dude? Listening from Albuquerque, New Mexico. Just the avocado, Tom? That's it, avocado, Tom. What's up, brother? I don't know. What are you talking about? They're like, there's a clue. Mikey's looking at me like a alien right now. He wrote me on Facebook, and he owns his own avocado farm, and he's going to bring us some. It's not avocado. It's avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Tomato, tomato. Tomato, tomato. Well, and we're really big on our avocados here. Tell me about it. How's dude going to bring us avocados if he lives in Avocados? He has a crib here, too. Oh, you do? I love avocados. That's cool. I like avocados. So if you bring some of those, I'll eat those. I won't eat avocados. Thank you. I'll bring some of both. I'll bring some of both for you guys. Awesome. Thank you, man. Thank you, man. Thank you. Very cool. Dude's listening from Albuquerque, New Mexico. That's cool. Woodsy would say Albuquerque, New Mexico. Albuquerque. Whatever. Oh, dude. Have you guys heard the Billy Ray Cyrus' nine-year-old daughter story? No. No, he had a nine-year-old daughter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that Miley? Miley's little sister. You guys haven't heard about this? It's so creepy, dude.

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1:20:42A few years back, and I'm talking like two or three years ago, we had some, like a swimsuit model or something like that in the studio. Yep. She was probably dating one. And we were, yeah. And we said, you know, what does a girl, like, how does a guy, how does somebody meet someone like you? Because she was, you know, and we said, do you have a boyfriend? She said, yeah. So how does somebody meet somebody like you and date him? Backstage. And she goes, you just have to have a sense of humor and blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, really? How about me? Yeah, I'm funny. Yeah, if I weren't married, would you date me? And it turned out she was dating. She goes, well, my boyfriend's in a band. We go, oh, yeah, yeah, what's it called? And she's like, Kings of Leon. We're like, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. No one knew who they were, you know? You know why they named themselves that? Why? Their father's name is Leon, and their grandfather's name is Leon. So they are the kings of Leon. Sweet. It's very cool. What did you just bring in here? What smells so good? Lucadia. Did you say good? Yeah, I'm like, it's like a full dinner over there. Mikey has treated us to some, I think, lobster-flavored pasta, because that's what it smells like. Yeah, it's lobster mac and cheese from Lucadia Pizzeria. Mikey, you know it's 7.27 in the morning? Yeah, I've got Copenhagen in.

1:21:59I just got something out of the vending machine and you're eating lobster pasta. Yeah. Lauren looked at me like I was a common criminal. Oh, I love pasta. Lauren has a trough of blueberries and carrots mixed together. Nuts and berries over there. Literally. Here, look. And hey. So healthy. You can go to MikeyShow.com right now and look at the webcam and see everybody. It's actually pretty cool. Miley Cyrus has a nine-year-old little sister. Noah. Her name is Noah? Yes. Really? And I don't know if her dad is on some vacation where there's no phone or internet or any form of communication. Billy Ray just doesn't know what's going on? He doesn't, apparently. Tell everybody what her new thing is. Well, Miley's nine-year-old sister, Noah, nine years old, let me say that again, is now launching a brand new... Lingerie line for kids. Yep. Lingerie, like as in Victoria's Secret. Ew. Okay, so Sienna shows me a picture and I go, that's not for real, right? Like, that's not. That can't be. I go, are you sure that that's Miley Cyrus' sister and blah, blah, blah? It's the truth. Nine years old is third grade. Let me see that picture. So you get a better visual. Let me see that picture. Dude, it's wrong. Oh, that's creepy. Is this her from Halloween wearing her costume?

1:23:25Oh, my gosh. Yeah. I mean, it is. That is awful. What kind of backlash are her parents getting? It's very trashy. It's like kiddie porn. It's not right, man. It's very trashy. Well, Noah Cyrus and her best friend, Emily Grace, who's the same age, are now starting this lingerie line that's called Oolala Couture. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah. Children's lingerie collection. What kid doesn't need a nightie? Dude, there's a couple of things where you go. Necessary question mark? Necessary question mark? I have a picture of it. And it's Noah and her friend Emily modeling together. It looks like they're wearing a little spaghetti strap tank top. And it ends right at the bottom of their butt cheeks. Right at the bottom. It ruffles. So wrong. Well, what you want to know, what you take from it is you go, okay, if you're Mr. Cyrus. Yeah, I don't want to see that. That creeps me out. It's disgusting. I feel wrong for looking at it. It does. Like, I looked at it and I go, that creeps me out. Take it off your hard drive immediately. Seriously, before the CIA breaks down the door. FBI takes Sienna away in handcuffs. They'll be knocking on your door later. Chris Matthews. Yeah. No, no, no, no. What's his name, guys? Chris Hansen. Chris Hansen. Chris Hansen. Hey, what are you doing? What are you looking at? Why do you have lemonade? Yes. She looks like Miley, though. It's pretty crazy. Yes, she does. I want to hear it. I would love to hear what the, you know.

1:24:54dad would say in defense of it like oh settle down you know like what do you because yeah you can't defend okay but you have to think that someone came up with the idea exactly and a huge boardroom of people approved oh yeah and pitched and did the whole thing design you know the whole marketing team everything taking pictures as she's modeling this stuff yeah that ain't one person going let's do this right no yeah I don't understand what is going on. Why is this happening? I don't know why. I don't know. I don't know why, little boy. I'm sorry. And I'm sorry you're upset about it. Okay. Okay. You won't have to wear the lingerie. I feel funny. I do, too. It's weird. Yes. Very weird. 570-1949-949mikey at gmail.com. We have M1 Jessica on the line. Hi, Jessica. Hey, how's it going? Good, how are you? Well, I was just listening to you guys talk about something that's so messed up. It's messed up. It's messed up. Yeah, and I am having a situation. I feel like I'm really serious right now because I'm having a situation in my life that is completely messed up right now. What? I feel like I'm the only one that sees how messed up it is. What is it? All right, so, well, Super Bowl's coming up, and Jay and I...

1:26:18My husband, Jay, and I decided to have a big party for Super Bowl. Right. Well, we don't have a really big TV, but that's fine because we have a big space. So we thought, well, we'll be the ones to throw the party. And the other day, Jay comes over and he says, hey, I was in Best Buy and they have this giant Sony. I want to buy it. I was like, we can't afford it. So too bad. Right. Well, he said, oh, it's fine. I'll buy it. And then after the party, I'll take it back. That's messed up, right? Yes, it is. In my opinion, that is messed up. A lot of people wouldn't think so. Oh, I wonder if those people are named Lauren. No. I'm just asking. I'm asking. I'm not saying. No, I could never do that. You couldn't. No. Do you know how many people buy clothes, wear them, keep the tag on, bring them back after an event? Yes. So many people. Purposefully? Purposefully, yeah. I worked at Banana Republic, and they have a policy where you can bring anything back at any time. Yeah. And it would just reek of vodka and cigarettes and perfume. And you're like, dude, you wore this last night. Really? And you're bringing it back today. But they're like, the tag's on. What are you going to do about it? There's no stain. Actually, you don't even have to have the tag at BR. Jessica.

1:27:34Don't even be plugging that. Jessica, when you told your husband that you thought it was wrong, what did he say? Oh, he said it's not wrong. He said they wouldn't have the policy if it was wrong. I love that. Yeah, you should have said, I don't know, darling. I think they might have the policy for people that, you know, actually change their mind about the TV or something's wrong with it or maybe it doesn't fit the room or whatever. Exactly. Like, what if it doesn't fit in the cabinet or something or on the wall? 5701949, if you've done that or if you know anybody that's done that or about this clothes thing. So many people do the clothes. I've never done it, but I've always kind of wished I had the guts to do it. You almost said it. You almost said it. What? The nads. I almost said the nads, yeah. And then I switched it up. Yeah. Well, Jay, what do you think? I've done it. No! Don't do it again. No! Imagine a Home Depot tool rental. No! You just do a Home Depot if you need a tool, rent it, and then return it. Oh, that is all wrong. You can rent tools first? No, you buy them and then you just take them back. Oh! Dude. Oh, that is terrible. He was building a new chicken coop. You know, they're a giant company. They couldn't even build another chicken coop. Gee. All sorts of wrongs. So you think it's wrong too, right? Yeah, dude.

1:29:02Jay, talk to me. Convince me. Convince me why that's okay. Oh, no, he's off to the phones. He's doing the phones. He's off to the phones. Well, Jessica, I think you're 100% right. Thank you. Yeah, I think it's wrong, and your husband shouldn't be watching TV. Wait, wait, wait. But if you're having a Super Bowl party and your TV's not up to par. There's Renna Center, though. Yeah. You're going to have to do that. Yeah, Renna Center. I thought, you know. We could just, if it really matters that much, we'll just rent a TV. Yeah, just do it. Yeah, that's the way to go. Roll it on in. It's not cost effective this way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It won't cost us anything. Is he already at work? Can we talk to him? Is he already at work? No, he's already at work. That's why I'm calling. We got in a big fight about it this morning. I'm still pretty mad. Wow. That's gnarly. I would tell him you called us and we agree with you. Yes. Thank you, Jessica. I'm going to. Thank you. We appreciate the call. That's Jessica. And you can call us 5701-949. And we are now officially M1s. And we're just trying to decide on what the community's name will be. We have voting up right now at MikeyShow.com. Voting will be open until midnight tonight. So until midnight tonight, you can vote on what the community should be called. Are we going to be the M1 insiders, the M1 militia? Are we going to be the M1 tribe?

1:30:27Or are we going to be the M1, I forget, the other one? The M1 Nation. And so you can go and vote on it right now. Also, if you go to MikeyShow.com, you can see pictures of us, bios, blogs. And you can even watch us live in the studio because we all have cameras going. And so you can even see us in the studio as we're on the air. M1HB, are you there? Yes, I am. Hi. What did you do? What's up? I wanted to let everyone know. I used to work at Eddie Bauer back when I was a kid. And some guy literally submitted to us, he lit his jacket on fire, and we replaced it for him. What? He lit it on fire? Yeah, he was working on something in his down jacket out in his workshop, and he lit himself on fire. And this is Jay? Yeah, was his name Jay? How did you return that? We, I don't know. That's amazing. The customer's always right. The customer's always right. Back in the day, that was the policy. I don't know if it is anymore. Yeah, probably not anymore. I decided to jump in a big pile of mud, and it stained my jacket. Yeah, I need a new one. I mean, I need another one. M1 Garrett. Hi, yeah, I got a buddy who's guilty of a little criminal mischief returning from electronics. What happened? So there he goes. A couple buddies of mine are in a friend's house, and they're playing Wii, you know, Wii bowling. Right. Everyone's playing that. So fun.

1:31:53Love it. Love it. Right. Right. They switch TVs, they keep the new ones, and you take back the one they just busted. That's pretty genius. Got away with it. That's pretty genius. Yeah. I did something. I know, that's pretty bad. It will. I did something similar, or let me just say, I was going to do something similar. The only reason that I didn't is because I ended up needing the part again. I ordered a coffee maker, okay? And I... Oh, I know what it was. I ordered a coffee maker and the digital time, a couple of the little bars were broke. So it was hard to read. Yeah, it was hard to read what time it was. Okay. And I'm like, should I send it back? Should I not send it back? Blah, blah, blah. And I'm going through this thing in my head. Should I send it back? There's probably clocks all around your coffee maker on the oven, on the microwave. You need it because you got to set the time. Oh, that's true. And you got to set the time for it to come on and all that stuff.

1:33:17Rather than package it back up and go without the coffee maker, I ordered a new one. And my plan was when I get the new one, I'm going to stick the old one that I've been using back in the box that the new one came in and send it back. And they'll see that it's defective. Right. But then I won't have to go without a coffee maker. In the meantime, I broke something on the coffee maker and had to use the part from the old one. So I could never send it back. But would that have been bad? No. No. Because it was defective. And that was something that you didn't do wrong. Yeah, you didn't break it. The TV that he's calling about, they threw a G-Controller into it. Yeah. They were drinking and having a great time. Partying it up. Things happen. Mayor of Vegas pretty upset with Obama. Kind of an old story, but if you didn't know it, I'll tell you. Wait till I read you Woods recap right now. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. M1 Tony. Are you there, M1 Tony? Yeah, I'm here. What did you return? No, no, no. I used to work at Nordstrom. This is a two-part story, just real quick. Nordstrom has what they call a no-return policy. What that means is they don't have a policy. You can return anything at any time, and there's no timetable. I used to work across from the lingerie department.

1:34:46I would witness women walking in returning used underwear. Oh, my God. No way. Yeah, you don't have to tell us what was. Yeah, you don't have to tell us. He just turned him down real quick. Yeah. And the worst part of that all is if somebody returns something, it doesn't matter if it was 20 years ago, the employee that sold that, I don't know if you guys know, Nordstrom is on commission only. They don't get paid hourly. Wow. People that took that return got docked commission for used underwear. No way. Not even kidding. It's brutal and disgusting. Good to know. That is. So when we come back, here's what we're going to do. Let's tell you this story about why the mayor of Vegas, and it's become a big story, about why the mayor of Vegas is upset with Obama. But also, wait until I read to you the products that Steve Woods uses. There goes my man card. It's just been... Getting torn to shreds. It's okay. We'll see if there's other guys out there that can relate. I know I can. I'll tell you. Next in the Mikey Show. You're listening to the Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Do you remember when you used a dial-up to access the internet? Remember how slow that was? Thankfully, things have changed. And now you're doing more and more on the internet. Facebook and Twitter or YouTube.

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1:43:25That's right. And I'm having, you know, pasta. Lobster pasta. Leftover, you know. I'm having Gardettos out of the vending machine that are like pretzels and breadsticks. Delicious. It's really good. I have a sandwich in my bag. You what? I have a sandwich in my bag. It's probably veggie with alfalfa sprouts. It does have sprouts on it, broccoli sprouts. Oh, my God. The other day she brought a sandwich and I said, oh, look, it's Molly Ringwald from Breakfast Club. Yeah, yeah. A little sushi in there. She brought out her little bento box, okay? And she had a nice little wheat sandwich with sprouts and cucumbers and tomatoes. Cream cheese. Oh, true. I know. See, that's good. I think that's good. I'm like, here, girl. You got a horse that you didn't know that came in? When you're a mom or if you become a mom, you're the house that no kids want to go to. Never. Too healthy. Food, yeah. No way. I'll have a stash of, like, Oreos somewhere. No way. Like organic Oreos. Yeah. Okay, so if you didn't, yeah, that's what my wife does, dude. The Newman's are whatever they call it. Your house, Mike, is all organic. It's all organic. It's Newman's Oreos. I'm like, what am I supposed to do with these? I want the double stuff. I'm like, hey, babe, there's, like, one of the tables needs a little, you know, propping up. Can we use those Newman's Oreos? Dip it in organic soy milk. Yeah. Forget it.

1:44:44Life is too short, dude. Just have an Oreo. I've eaten plenty of Oreos. Or Hydrox when I grew up. It was Hydrox. That's right. What is that? That's what they were called back east. It's like the ghetto Oreo. It was not called an Oreo? They are kind of ghetto. Hydrox? It's like one cookie is white, the other one's black. Is that what they were? And they were, right? They were called Hydrox? Hydrox. I don't remember that. This is the ghetto portion of the show. It was before 1986. I was born one year before that. So, Sienna, real quickly, what was the deal? Why is the mayor of Vegas upset with Obama? And what's the latest with the story? OK, well, earlier this week, Obama was given a speech and he was talking about Vegas and basically saying, you know, people are wasting their vacation money going to Vegas. They should be saving that money for their children's tuition to colleges, blah, blah, blah. He keeps, you know, referring it to Sin City, basically telling people not to go to Vegas. And their employment rate is like, and right now it wasn't. And so Vegas is how it usually is doing. Mayor of Vegas, all the officials in Obama, the med during an interlonger friend to last come to hear if he visits, can to give him the boo. The president is a rear. Strong words. Strong words. That's definitely a guy you want to alien. Keep the president out of a city. So, with that, has written a letter. Oh, I didn't mean it like Vegas. It's such a great, you know, be smart with your hard time right now. I've got to say that people shouldn't have to say is that.

1:46:06not go to Vegas. Oh, I get it now. Understandable. I got it. Don't bring your nest egg to Vegas. That's right. Tell me what you guys think. I really want to get... I want guys to call. I want girls to call. I want everybody's opinion on this. And I want the opinions of the folks in the studio. Our number 57019494949mikey at gmail.com. Here is what Woodsy says. Oh, God. Now, before I say it, you gotta know our boy Woodsy is a guy's guy. And there's no doubt about it. He is. He's a guy's guy. What, Lauren? You said there's no doubt about it, and I said there's no doubt about it. Yes. I've got my doubts. All of you just get it. He is. I mean, the guy is into everything guy. Yeah. But. I do have another side to me. There's another side. There's a huge other side. That's. Stop it, but that's what she said. So.

1:47:05Woodsy writes in his recap email, he says, so I've been moving in my apartment and I'm doing great. I realized that I probably have a little bit of a problem. I'm sure my man card is just disappearing over the last few days, but whatever. I decided to list all of the products that I just bought at Target that are now in my bathroom. Well, some of them were added. Some of them I already had and brought with me in a huge plastic bin. So like shampoo, deodorant, stuff like that? Right. Stuff a man would use. So I had to buy all that stuff at Target, but then I have my other products. He says he uses all of these products every day. Oh, gosh. I'm very afraid right now. Yeah. I mean. And I want to know if there's any dude listening right now that can either relate, beat the list, or if there's any ladies listening right now that want to throw your husbands under the bus, my wife could throw me.

1:48:05Under the bus. Yep. Product. I'm a product whore is what I am. All right. I love products. Kiehl's astringent. Kiehl's? That's like the designer brand. First of all, do you know, I got Kiehl's stuff. Of course you do. I use Kiehl's face fuel. Amazing. Kiehl's face fuel. I use it on, I use it on. I like how we don't know. The girls don't know. I use it on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Yeah, it's incredible. Two times a week. Gives energy to your face. Do it on my, just my face. Just your face. Just the face. Kiel's astringent. Tell everybody what astringent is. Basically, I use the astringent for after I shave, but it's also very refreshing. It's perfect. It's refreshing, and it's just really good for the skin. It's an alcohol-based toner. For dudes. Does it say on the bottom for dudes? No, it's for women. It is for guys. It is not. Where is that? Is that explicitly labeled on there? For guys? I don't think it is. It says Kiel's astringent probably for men. No. It doesn't. It says for women. I tried to help, but you know. And I have a giant bottle of that. It's like $50, too. It's pink and it's got a picture of a girl in a bathtub. I don't use it.

1:49:15He also has a biotin mouthwash, Listerine, degree deodorant. Wait, you have two different mouthwashes? Yes. Why? Biotin is for dry mouthness and, you know, I chew and stuff. So I do that and then I brush and then I do the Listerine after. So why give up the chew when you can buy a mouthwash? Exactly. Exactly. God forbid. Degree deodorant, Aveeno shaving cream, Palmer's cocoa butter. What is that for? That's like for pregnant ladies. Why do you have cocoa butter? Because he's in his third trimester and doesn't have stretch marks. I have really dry skin. You put that on your udders? You put that on your udders. This is fun. On what? I'm enjoying this. My udders. It's really great, isn't it? Your udders. No, it's not. That's something totally different. Something different. I use it on my arms. You don't use that every... Every day. No, you don't. Every morning? This is exhausting. I'm exhausted. Just the arms? Yeah. Every morning? This is a routine. How long does it take you to get ready? 20 minutes. No. Yeah, I got it down. It's exactly mine, too. 20. I'm five. He also uses body butter. Now, see here, there's an interesting story with this. There's a story that comes along with this. I was walking through the mall, and you know the kiosk people? Oh, I love them. So a really, really, really cute girl. Like, literally grabs me. There's no cute girls already.

1:50:38This girl's pretty cute. Okay. And she grabs me and she says, you got to try this. And I have really dry hands. I play guitar. As you know, my hands are always dry and chapped. So I put some of this stuff on. I was like, wow, that's really good. So I bought it. Lauren, feel his hands. Do his hands feel soft? Oh, those are dry. They're a little dry. I mean, we've been here a while. I mean, I've been here for five hours. Bro, the product's not working. It's working. You just need to keep reapplying. See, you don't do it every day. I do it every day. What's the point? What, do you got to carry the body butter with you? Yeah. Body butter. Products are counteracting each other. Could be. He uses Neutrogena face lotion. Oh, what? Is that for men or is that just Neutrogena face lotion? Neutrogena is somewhat gender neutral. Okay. He uses a product for, I'm assuming his hair, called Crew Fiber. Oh, that's men's. I know that stuff. One thing for a man on that list. And deodorant. Teal's Aftershave? Yes. Are you saying Kegels? What are you saying? Kegels. Kegels. Kegels. It's K-I-E-H-L-S, right? They don't sell it at like Whole Foods Market or anything like that. Yeah, they don't sell it at the Veterinary where you buy your drinks. Yeah, that's B-Y. I haven't heard of it. Kegels, no. Only Nordstrom? Yeah, Nordstrom and Neiman's. You are so awful. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. Why do you use, and I'm skipping ahead, but you use aftershave and cologne? Yeah.

1:52:00It's like a lotion-y aftershave. It's Kiehl's. Is it the same smell as the cologne? No. It doesn't really have a smell. I do. That's like right after I shave it. All right, here's my routine. You're fascinating. This is like a circus. I don't understand. I get out of the shower. I usually take some Gold Bond powder, which is on there. Maybe rub it on my chest because it's like I sweat or whatever. And then I'll lotion up the arms. Gold Bond medicated powder? Yeah. Yeah. My grandfather uses that for his feet. For jockage? Yeah, you can use that when I play baseball. So I'll use a little gold bond. Yeah, on the boys. On the piece? Yep, on the piece. I know too much. I lotion up. I hit a little mouthwash. I brush. Then I hit the Listerine. Then I shave. And I do the astringent. Then I do the aftershave. Then I do the face lotion. Did you take a nap after all this? I can't. I mean, not only does it take a long time, but that stuff is expensive. Let me go to the next one. Oh, don't. No. Come on. That can't be right. We just got the brake slammed on. I'm only halfway through his list. I need to hear more. I'm just getting ripped apart right now, I bet. Oh, I bet you're getting killed. Oh, wait. When we come back, we'll tell you what else he uses. And I want every dude listening right now, call me if you would never do this in a million years. Please. Or call me if you do this stuff.

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2:00:21$194.9. $194.9. I'm sorry. It takes a while. Yeah, that was Bowie. Bowie. Or David Bowie, as one of my buddies called him. No, you say avocados, right? Avocados? Avocado. Avocado. When we left, we were telling you the stuff that Woodsy uses on a daily basis. Yes. I'll run through what we've already named. Kiehl's astringent, biotin, mouthwash, Listerine, degree deodorant, a vino shaving cream. Palmer's Cocoa Butter, Body Butter, Neutrogena Face Lotion, Crew Fiber, Kiehl's Aftershave is where we left off. We're halfway through the list. What he uses every day. We're only halfway through? Only halfway through. And, by the way, just want to let people know that they can call in and tell us if you have us beat. I need a phone. Somebody's phone's on. That ain't mine. So if you can beat that, or if your guy does this,

2:01:25570-1949. We want to hear from you. I can tell you exactly what Todd has in the shower. What? What he does every day. In his shower, there's shampoo and conditioner. In one, right? No. Matt has the In One. No, he uses mine because I buy the shampoo and conditioner and I can't use the In One. And then he has a bar of soap. What kind of soap? Ivory soap. And a washcloth. That's it? That's it. Yeah. I couldn't get by the second caveman. Yeah, it is. That's what he does in the shower. Do you have a loofah, Mike? Like a little, like, ball? Washcloth. Yeah, but mine's real manly because it's black. Mine's black, too. Mine's black, so, you know, I don't feel like... That doesn't mean it's manly. I thought men use washcloths. No, we don't. I don't. It's okay. I mean, I have a loofah. I use one of those things with the string on it. Yeah, because I want to put soap on it. I like to lather it up real good. Does it have a little tay bear on the end? No. You know what? Flower, maybe? Whatever works. Arts. Whatever works. He also uses John Varvado's Skin Mattifier. I don't even know. I knew I was going to get you. No idea. Okay. All right. So my face is like shiny. It's like Mike's head. Okay. So this stuff you put on just a little bit and it's.

2:02:39Amazing. And you just. You are the biggest sucker. Yes. Like if I was a salesperson, I'd be like, oh, you know, you just put a little dab of that. She kind of has a point. I get sold a lot. Like why? This is unnecessary. It doesn't work. Like you have like a lot of those things can be used as the same thing. Yeah. Your skin is dry on your hands. Body butter doesn't work. You got sold by a hot girl at a kiosk at the mall. Eight hundred dollars. It's made from buffalo fat. Oh, my gosh. M1 Herald. Hey, guys. What up? Hey. Hey, you know, isn't this supposed to be like the sports guy? Yes, it is. You would think. The sports guy is supposed to be like a guy's guy, right? He is. Come on out in the field, dude. I'll show you who's a guy's guy. He is. He can still sling it real good. Hey, I was thinking about signing up for that bromance thing, but, dude, I'm afraid you might try to hit on me, bro. I know. And let me tell you, hey, kids joining a... Men's Hardball Baseball League. Yeah, not softball. Hardball. I'll believe that when I see it. You will see it. I've done it for the last eight years. Come on. The guy is a guy's guy, but he enjoys some product. Yes. Hey, I'm thinking the whole dip-in thing is just a front. No, trust me. I wish it was. It spills all over the place. Kids slayed him in his time, right? Oh, boy. Back in the day. Back at Holy Cross.

2:04:02Couldn't get into Notre Dame, okay? That's right. Kidding up to Holy Cross Cross Street. It's like the junior college. It is. It's where Rudy went. Kid's got a big nip of potpourri. Yeah. Big nip of granola for you, pal. Ow, that would hurt. He uses clean and clear astringent in addition to the keels. Another astringent? That I don't use every day, but it's in there as kind of a backup when I run out. Just mix it up? Yeah. Woods, I am just, this is too much. Anthony's razor burn repair. Yeah, in case it's a bad shaving day. Oh my gosh, it's called toilet paper. That's just an occasional thing? Yeah. He has 12 razor blades. I can't hear any more. I can't hear any more. You know, the really good, like with the 15 razors on it. You are a bathroom snob. Q-tips, Nivea lotion. What's the Nivea lotion? For elbows and... Sometimes on the face. You don't put Nivea lotion on your face. It'll make you break out. Do you see this face? It's perfect. There's not a blemish on it. Kiehl's astringent. You already said that. No, no, no. I'm just saying these are the things he puts on his face. Kiehl's astringent, Neutrogena face lotion, Kiehl's aftershave, Anthony's razor burn repair, and Nivea lotion.

2:05:28Can we challenge him to go a week without this stuff? No way. I'll look like a haggard mess. I want to, like, gum up and smell you. You have so many different smells, it's probably overwhelming. Copenhagen, Marlboro. I smelled you when I got in the elevator today. I could tell that Woods was just in it because it smelled like smoke. Yeah, well, you don't worry about it. Two toothbrushes? Yep. Why? Don't know. Do you use two? No. Oh, so you just have a backup. I have a backup, but I use it. I have one in the shower, which is the one I use. One vibrates and one doesn't. One bottle of Zir Cologne. Yeah. This really, nobody else wears it. It's called Corduroy. It smells amazing. I got it in Milan. Yeah, I got it in Milan. Z-I-R-H Cologne. It's got bits of Panther in it. Yeah, real bits of Panther. So you know it's good. And lastly. Thank goodness. Neutrogena Healthy Defense Daily Moisturizer. Oh, my God. Dude, you should be softer than a baby's butt. You should be. I should be. But Lauren just felt your hand. She said that they're not really. They're not. Whatever. He has man hands. I like my stomach hurts right now. I don't. I seriously like. I'm going to turn you on to something. You're going to love this. What? Groominglounge.com. Done. Don't encourage it. Done. The thing is, Mikey, I think you may be close to just as bad. Yeah, he is. I am.

2:07:01I thought we were supposed to have men on the show. I thought there was only two girls. I use, I use facial, I use keels. I'm here, baby. Thank you. Jay, I want to know what Jay, I bet Jay's like Todd. Soap and water. Yeah, Jay's like Todd. Organic soap and water. I just shave in the shower. I brush my teeth in the shower. Me too. And then out the door. I throw a little something, something on my hands and rub it through my hair and I'm out the door. I love it. No cologne, no lotion, no nothing? No, actually my deodorant is, it's like a, it's a salt stick or something. Weird. Of course. Weird. You get it only at food foods. It's actually moose hoof that I use. I've got my man scent. It's like a crystal. Yeah, I use... It's a crystal, right? Yeah. Of course it is. Tuesdays and Thursdays in the shower. This is even worse that you have a daily schedule. Yeah, that is a little weirder. I'm a little weirder. Yeah. I use Akil's Facial Fuel on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Two times a week you can use it, it says. This is way more than I do. Like, I feel bad about myself right now. I also have a, from Grooming Lounge, I have a different face wash, men's face wash that I use the other days in the shower. It's called Barber's. Amazing. I want to try it. Like, now I'm like, what do you use? Because I want to see what you have. You guys find this on they.com. You can pack up your bag of products, bring it over to Mikey's house. Groominglounge.com. Stop.

2:08:27Stop. It's all guys. It's all guys. Oh, my God. We're bored. Dude, they have this. Woodsy, Woodsy, Woodsy. Go to Embarrassing Issues on there. You see on the left, Embarrassing Issues. There's a picture of Mikey. There's a picture of me. I'm like, ah. On the toilet. It says a sign that says help. Dude, go to Embarrassing Issues. Are you there? Click on Odor. And this product, the second product or the third row down is this stuff called Ritual Nature Calls. It's little drops that you drop in the toilet. It won't smell when you go to the bathroom. I've seen that before. They got Anthony products. They got it all. Zeer, deodorant. What's up? They got it all. This is amazing. Do you see the first thing there? Bala powder for men. B-A-L-L-A. Bala powder for men. Incredible product. This is my new. My brother turned me on. This is the weirdest thing I've ever witnessed. This is my new favorite. Dude, it's everything all in one. You guys are in the market for just throwing money away. Just toss some this way. I know. This is ridiculous. This is unbelievable, Mike. All right, what do we have next here? Yep. What's next on the list? There's phones ringing. They got anti-aging lotions with SPF. All right.

2:09:41SPF is important. Everyone should have SPF when they leave their house in the morning. Yes. That's why I use the Neutrogena. Get over yourself, diva. When I get out of the shower every day, I have a vitamin C serum. Mikey. It's a vitamin C serum. I'm only saying it because he's... I can't believe you guys make it to work on time. I've never admitted this all the years on the radio. We've just outed ourselves, Michael and I. I love it. I'm telling you, though. I am not gay. I never have been gay. Hang on. Let me just explain, okay? It's a vitamin C serum. Oh, Rebecca's on the line. I'd like to talk to her. Thank you. Moving on. Rebecca, help. Hi, honey. Oh, hi, honey. She's like, please stop talking about this. Well, Woodsy, that list is impressive. Thank you. I think Mike might have you. I knew it. I knew it. And I am standing in our bathroom. Oh, wow. Yes. At this moment. And I'd like to name off a few of the products that are just scattered around his sink. Yes. Are you ready? Yes. I don't think so. Okay. Now, this is all real.

2:10:51Are you embarrassed? Babe, you can read the bottles, too. Oh, I'm reading them. They're right here. We have grooming lounge mug cleaner, face wash. We have lab series skin care for men, daily moisture dispense lotion. We have vitamin C facial serum. You're right about that. Anti-aging. You're gay! This one might be my favorite. We have continuous moisture eye cream. Eye cream. Does he have more products than you? Wow. Yes. Mine, my sink right now has one bottle of facial cleanser. That's what mine would have. Sounds gay. We have hylexin.

2:11:45formulation to help reduce the appearance of dark circles. Do you guys live with Elizabeth Taylor? By the way, that stuff right there that she just named, miracle product. What's it called? Miracle product, dude. You put it under your eyes. What is it called? It tightens the skin, takes all the black stuff out from under your eyes. What is it? What's it called, babe? No, I'm not going to encourage him. No, the yellow tube. He's holding a pen and drooling. It's high lexin. H-Y-L-E-X-I-N? Uh-huh. Eye cream. Done. It's $90 a ton. Is it really? Actually, I could use some of that. You know what I did? Guys put this stuff under their eyes, right? I would love to see you applying that. The kid has some rough nights from time to time. I don't want to look like something the cat dragged in. You know what I mean? It takes dark circles from under your eyes. It tightens your skin. It makes you look younger. Oh, my goodness. Go ahead, babe. What else? Let's see. You have Veer Platinum Drenched Ultra Hydrating Moisturizer. Wow. You have Anthony Logistics for Men Body Cleansing Gel Eucalyptus. All the same stuff. Yeah, yeah. You have... This is horrific. Sharp's Barber and Shop Face Daily Prep Concentrated Foaming Wash.

2:13:12way worse than me. I am not gay. I never have been gay. I haven't even gone into the shower yet. You know how I know you're gay? Oh, whatever. I have a couple of things. No, no, no, no, no. You're gay! We've got two more hours left of this show. Do you think we can fit it all in, Mike? We can do this for two hours. Jay just came in here and he's giving me the break sign like he's going to break my neck I have to break. Rebecca, thank you for calling. She's not even done. Oh, I'm not done. She's not even gotten started. This website's amazing. Love you, babe. Love you, buddy. Thanks. Love you, too. You know what it is? It's insecurity. I do it because I'm insecure. 100%. I'll tell you what it is. I go, I don't have much to work with, and so I have to use as many things as I can. You have very nice skin, though. As I've said this, I mean, I'm like, it works. Lauren just gave a look like, no, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. I used to have it. I used to have it, and I don't have it anymore. The iPoddy. The iPoddy is next.

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2:18:29384-3022 today. That's 888-384-3022. Time for your daily LendingTree mortgage rate update. Get a 30-year fixed rate for 4.875%, 5.06% APR. Terms and conditions apply. Go to LendingTree.com. This report brought to you by Hallmark. Heading into Julian Avenue, Cactus Street, there's an accident here. Two cars there tying things up in the area. You'll probably find a small delay as you approach the 163 southbound before Park Boulevard. An accident over on the right shoulder. And as you head through National City, a backup here on the 805 northbound between Sweetwater Road and Murray Ridge Road. Pretty much stop and go. We've got the lower teens in some spots. Hallmark.com provides an online service where you pick a Valentine's Day card. They will address, stamp, and mail your card for you. Now the stamps are free. Visit Hallmark.com to get started now. Only in the U.S. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. Here's more of the Mikey Show on FM 94.9. What up, Garrett? What up, man? Who did get the music today? I did, actually. Is that you, Woods? That's me. I told you to pick stuff people couldn't spell. Dude, I just do what I know, okay? Nope.

2:20:02Don't play it if I can spell it. Just enjoy your vacation. We'll see you Monday. Ever tell you about the time I was in Detroit? You did, man. Oops. Maybe 15 times, actually. We'll be here in the trenches. Okay, fine. Our phone number is 570-1949. And you can text us as well. 949mikey at gmail.com. I know somebody that knows somebody. We messed up the servers here because so many people went to the website to listen to our daily stream. And so the Mikey Show is clogging up the World Wide Web, which is a good sign. It's a good thing. I didn't know you could do that. If you have too many people trying to get it, it's called Mattifier. Yeah, Skin Mattifier. And it'll take the shine away. Yes. So if you're a dude, you have a shiny face. Or a chick. Or a girl.

2:21:07It's John Varvatos. It's amazing. Where do you get that? I think I get that at Nordstrom's. M1 Truck is on the line. What's going on? What's happening, M1 Truck? It's Truck Driver, Mikey. Oh, it's Truck Driver. What's up, dude? How you doing? Do you use mattifier for your face? Truck Driver, do you use skin mattifier? Oh, no, no, no, no. I use Preparation H under my eyes, though. I've heard that, dude. Does that work? That works, you know? I've heard that that takes away dark circles. Swelling. Yes, it does. Swelling. What is happening right now? Can you guys keep it down? We're talking product. Yeah, we're trying to talk product. Guys, what is happening? We're trying to talk product. We're talking shop. That's right. But, you know, I got to... I mean, Woodley, you came here. We're in San Diego, not San Francisco. I know, dude. It's a problem. I'm addressing it. I'm working on it. And, you know, I... I'm trying to simplify my life, dude, but it was like I was telling Mikey, man. I used to have it. And, you know, when you lose it a little bit, you fight really, really hard to keep it. Well, that's the deal. You came from Texas. Now, there's not a little bit of Brokeback Mountain going on. No, dude. That was Montana. I don't know. And the foo-foo dogs. That's right. I know. I wish I knew how to quit you. It's been a rough week, dude. It's been a rough week. You're killing us, man. You're killing us. Thank you, truck driver. We love you.

2:22:32Love you, too. It's M1 Truck Driver. Now, here's the deal. We are officially known as M1s here, and the community is what is up for grabs, and we're voting on it. Correct. Did you just actually sneeze by going, achoo? Yes. I turned off my mic, though, so I don't think they heard it. I know, but it's really, it's like somebody going, cough, cough, burp, achoo. Excuse me. I'm a really bizarre sneezer. I try to be real quiet about it. I do the same thing. Okay. I didn't gas. I sneezed. Now, if you go to MikeyShow.com, you can vote on the community. What are we going to be called? Are we going to be the Mikey Show insiders, the Mikey Show, the M1 insiders, the M1 militia, the M1 tribe, or the M1 nation? Nation. Out of those four, I like nation. I like nation. I think it's pretty cool. I like them all. You do? Yeah. And definitely Lauren likes Insiders. Absolutely. Insiders sounds kind of like newsy to me, though. Well, it's the 949 Insiders. It's the 949 Insiders. Yeah. So I like the continuity of it. That's what my wife said. My wife is all continuity. She's all like, it has to be consistent. It has to be consistent. Yeah. I just like the way M1 Nation sounds. Yep. Now, we were talking about practicality, okay? You have the new iPad. Right.

2:23:54Which is basically like a laptop, but it's in a small, light form that you just hold in the palm of your hand. I don't think anybody is really sure what they're supposed to be doing with the iPad at this point. Yeah, they don't really know yet. It reads books or something? No, it does all of that. It's a laptop. You can get the apps like the iPhone, but you can also get a book, a magazine, the newspaper, and flip through it like the Kindle. And you can also check your email on it in a big form. Touch screen. Like a big touch screen. It's like a giant iPhone. Oh, that's right. It's for the visually impaired. That's right. No, it's not. It's for anybody that wants to have a nice big screen to check your email. Really lightweight, flat. I thought that's what this little guy just spent like three grand on is for. Laptop? That was three grand, dude. You could have got an iPad. Yeah, but it's not a touch screen. You could have got an iPad for 500 bucks. It would have checked your email. You'd do your calendar. You'd do your pictures. I can do that. I can do that. Yeah, but he's saying it's cheaper. Two pounds. Yeah, it's big, and you've got to unfold it and carry around that cord everywhere you go. It's so awkward and hard to open it up. I know. It's already outdated. It's technology. They're stepping it up, whatever. Well, there's something new from Mikey Products that I want to introduce you to. Vice President of Mapple Design, Simon Kirkland. When Mapple first took a look at the iPoddy, our thoughts were, most of us at one time or another have had to go party. But the problem is, it's...

2:25:17Often inconvenient, and that's why we created one simple, sleek device that would eliminate the need to ever go potty again. Potty. With just one simple, totally aluminum, totally environmentally friendly, completely wireless device. Introducing iPotty. Head of iPotty marketing, Pam Cartwright. I love this product for so many reasons, but most of all, ease of use. I have four kids. I work long hours here at Mapple, and to be honest, I just don't have time to potty. This product changed all of that, wirelessly. The design is completely aluminum, and it's shaped like a small toilet tissue ring. Now, our first thought with it was, how do you design a product, obviously, that can completely bypass human function? And then it hit us. You do it wirelessly. The first time I downloaded the program, I just thought, no more potty. It was just this incredible weight lifted off my shoulders. We were also concerned, obviously, with leaving a positive carbon footprint. And that meant getting rid of the need to go potty. But it also meant creating a much more green product. Now, obviously, we eliminate...

2:26:48gas emissions, but we also created a product that could potentially eliminate the need for things like rest stops or bathrooms completely, which is one more positive move in staying environmentally friendly. This product manages various third-party applications, allows me to surf the web, stay connected on social networking, all without the need to go potty. And it does it all wirelessly. iPotty. Revolutionizing the way you do your business. It's a fantastic product. Amazing. How much? What's the retail? $457,000. Worth it. Going potty is so inconvenient. It's very inconvenient. So affordable. I could have used the iPod yesterday when we saw the Book of Eli. The next two of us. This is a true story. I had to go so bad that when I was walking to the bathroom, I was walking. I'm not kidding. This is truth.

2:27:51I was walking when you couldn't see me. As soon as I got out of eye shot of you guys, I started to walk like a penguin. That's a true story. Like Danny DeVito? Why do little kids do that? They think the holding is going to really hold it back? They think so. You hold it shut. Are you guys ready for a new feature? Yeah. We have a new feature that we like to do for you. You've known them. You've seen them. They may even be you. Woods just points them out. It's time for Dude, You're Dumb. Now, I just want to let you know something about Dude, You're Dumb. Dude, You're Dumb is not designed to make fun of a particular person because it may be... We just did 40 minutes on what girls we are. Yeah. Is this about you guys? Dude, You're Dumb? No. Woods, You're Dumb. Yeah, Woods, You're Dumb. If you're a guy that uses 50,000 products like a woman, dude, you're dumb. Dude, you're dumb. Some you may agree with, some you may disagree with, and some of them may be you as you listen. Woodsy? Yes, sir. Okay. So you guys know I was staying at a hotel for a while and I had to do my own laundry. So how about the guy that puts his laundry in at the public laundromat, leaves it in the washer and or the dryer, and then walks away? I do that. For hours. Oh, not for hours. Hours.

2:29:17And I'm standing there holding my laundry, waiting for one of these things to open. Dude, you're dumb. Yeah, yeah. I agree with that one 100%. Have you ever been to a laundromat, Mike? Yeah. Yeah, I have. I have never. You haven't? I can proudly say that I have never been to a laundromat. Your maids and butlers and stuff? Yeah, her maiden or butler usually takes care of that. Yeah, the servants usually. Whenever I needed to, I would just drive it over to my parents' house. Now, I will say this. My wife and I do laundry differently. She will leave stuff. Even at home, she'll leave stuff in the dryer. It drives me batty. She's taking care of three children. I know. Four children. Including Mike. That's true. Four including me. Yeah. But when people leave stuff in washing machines or dryers, first of all, if you wash clothes and leave them in the washer, they stink. They stink. Mildewy. And you know what, dude? What's the window? Have some consideration for the guy that's behind you. Thank you. You know what I mean? All right. So the next guy. How about the guy that's in the left-hand turn lane with the green light? Not the green arrow. The green light.

2:30:23And he sits there. And he doesn't pull up and get ready to make the turn. He just sits there. And he waits. And he waits. And he waits. Then the light goes green, yellow, red. And you're stranded. Dude, you're dumb. Yes. Yeah, because by the time it goes yellow, he's not ready to make the turn. You're done. And I'm behind him rocking. I was in the car with Woods driving yesterday, and it was kind of scary. I can't imagine. We were on the freeway. He went off into a dip off the freeway. I don't know these roads yet. And I was like, dude. You're dumb. Precious cargo. Fun. Her name is Sienna. There's some precious cargo aboard, right? Yeah, I'm a terrible driver. Well, these roads are terrible. When I first came out here, I was like, ah. They're amazing, terrifying. Lawrence from New Jersey. How are they different? What's the difference? We don't have freeways, like you would call them. What do you have? What are they? Dirt roads. Cobblestone. Cobblestone. No, we have more like just roads, you know, just like routes. Route 73. Yeah, that's true. In the east, it's all Route 6 to Route 25. It's a real pain in the butt. Yeah, I didn't know what. Like one lane?

2:31:37Oh, that would be a nightmare. It could be, too. What's the difference between a route and a highway? One lane. You don't have several lanes and, like, exits. I mean, you're stuck behind you. Yeah, and the lanes here are so small, so it's like people are, like, right on top of you. It's like our parking spaces. Yes. Oh, the parking garage. The parking spaces here are for, like, Shriner clowns. And mopeds. For a Mini Cooper only. The parking spaces with the garage. I mean, I'm on the sixth floor every day. I get here at 3.30 in the morning. It's ridiculous. And there's only enough room for, like, a 10-speed. Like, what am I supposed to park here? All right. So next, next is the lotto guy.

2:32:15Okay? The guy that goes in to buy a lottery ticket first thing in the morning. You know, about 7, 7.30 when everybody's on their way to work. Yeah. With 80 people behind him in line waiting to get their cigarettes or their Monster Energy drinks and things that people actually need in the morning. He needed his lottery ticket. He's like, oh, let's go with that. I don't have time for you to scratch your ticket. He's not scratching. Let me get another one. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The lotto guy. He's just trying to make a couple bucks. Get. Do it in your car. I got to hand it to him. Buy a lotto at... When do they do the drawing? Five o'clock at night? Fridays. What time? Maybe he has a full-time job and he doesn't get time off. He doesn't get a lunch break? No. You don't do it in the morning when there's 80 people behind you? There's not 80 people ever in 7-Eleven. They won't fit. Lotto guy, dude, you're dumb. How are you on Lotto guy? I've never even seen it. Yeah, I think that doesn't bother me. Oh, it just slays me. Oh, that's good. Block Rockin' Beats is good. That's right, dude. I got 10 ways to minimize your eating. Love it. I got a real good one. It's a real list. I'll give it to you. Oh, and another Toyota model. Apparently, another Toyota model is now being affected. It's a popular model. I'll tell you what it is. Next. Is the Mikey Show on FM 94.9.

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2:38:34You can take it anywhere. New Robitussin to go. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. Back to the Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Got an email from a buddy, Adam Wentz, and he says grooming lounge is awesome. Oh, yeah, it's the best. Okay. If you're a dude, grooming lounge. It's okay. You're reminding me of Jame Gum right now. You might as well be in a kimono in front of the mirror. Tuck it. Tuck it up. Real good. Please don't tuck it. We've all done it. Everybody in here has done it. Excuse me. No, we haven't. Yes, we have. No, we haven't. Jay's doing it right now. Okay. Well, no, we haven't. Jay's tucked. First of all, that's horrific. And no, we haven't. Every guy probably has. No.

2:40:11Listen, I'm honest with you. He's kind of a guy. I'm honest with you about everything. That is true. I'm telling you. Never. No. That would horrify me. That would horrify me. That's like Alice in Wonderland, like creepy world. Now you will. You will now. No, I won't. I bet I can shame you into it. No. You shouldn't be shaming him to do anything like that. Yeah, you should be shameful of doing it. I'm going to shame you into a mangina. That's fine. Awful. You don't have to. After all those beauty products, he already has one. This is from M1AJ. He says, Mikey, I use Peter Thomas Roth brand anti-aging gentle complexion correction pads. Oh, my God. So this is turning into a beauty show. Save that. It's dudes. Save that. I'm circling it. You guys. I'll come in on Saturday and do like a little 6 to 10, just like beauty talk with Woods. How are you doing? I think Garrett would let me do that. No, you won't. Just talk products? You've got to play music. Ask Woods. I'm not reading that one. No, because the last 30 seconds, I'm like, where did we just go with that conversation? M1 officially stands for Metro One. That's M1. Tune in Tokyo. Don't say yes.

2:41:38Mikey, you can't use M1 Nation. Sounds too much like Raider Nation, and we're Charger fans. Oh, great point. Great, great, great point. Are the Raiders even relevant? They still have a team? We don't associate with Raiders at all here. I wouldn't imagine, especially not in La Jolla. Well, exactly. I don't want anything to do with them. Hey, look at this. Uh-oh. Mikey, can you please have Woodsy post his product list on his blog? Stop. Done. Woods, why did you email in the text messages? Tonight. Did you send all these texts yourself? No, I didn't. I swear. There it is. That will be on the blog this evening. It's fantastic. Well, I've learned a lot. She hates us. She hates us, Monty. I love you, but I'm worried about you. You don't worry about us. We'll be fine. We'll be fine and gorgeous. Stunning. Just stunning. So fresh and so clean. That's right. I'll just say I'm glad I'm not dating either one of you. Yeah, because Lauren has said, I've heard her say, she doesn't want to have anything to do with any guy that, like, has more products than she does. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well. The best, let me tell you something. The best body wash. Are we done? This last one. Okay. Is? Yes. Anthony for men. Eucalyptus.

2:43:01Amazing. Body wash. Already too many words. It tingles. Oh, I can't wait. Tingles. I'm in. Smells great. I'm in. Very guyish. It's real manly. Very manly. Real quick, I got an email for you. Okay. And I say real quick because to me, this is a no-brainer. This may be a brainer for others. But for me, it's a no-brainer. Okay. 570-1949 or text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. Hey, yo, Mikey, love the show. Already glad to hear you back on the air. Met a great girl out at a bar about a month ago. We hit it off right away. Got her number, started talking the next day, and haven't stopped since. Probably one of the most amazing girls I've ever met, and I can't seem to shake her out of my mind. The only thing is, she's had a boyfriend for the past six years.

2:44:00This girl, look at Woods with just a smirk, like the smirk. I don't know what you're talking about. So he meets a girl. She's got a boyfriend. Yeah, she's had a boyfriend in the past. Move on. This girl and I have connected on many different levels, and every time we hang out and even talk, we both can tell there is a connection. She has shown interest but is comfortable in the relationship she's in. We've talked about this situation and we are both confused on what to do. The fact that she has shown this much interest shows me that her relationship now isn't the greatest thing ever. I don't like this at all. I don't know whether to stay around and continue being her friend and holding on for a chance that something might not happen or just say screw it and move on. What's meant to be will be. Can I get some advice from the show? Thanks so much, M1 Circus. Don't even go down that road. Dude, the connection, a connection like that doesn't come along. It just doesn't come along every day. Yeah, but if she felt the connection, she would leave the guy. She needs to leave her boyfriend. And if she hasn't, he met her a month ago, so. Let me tell you. Let me tell you, fella, guy, M1 Circus. If she does it to him, she will do it to you.

2:45:18100%. It is so true. Guaranteed. Guaranteed. Not necessarily. Dude. What if it's that connection? That connection, that spark? But two people have to feel the connection. Let me tell you something. Does she not feel it? Woodsy. She's still with her boyfriend. This guy that she's been with for six years, the guy that she's been with for six years, what do you think it was like when she first met that dude? Connection. Love. Connection. On fire. Wonderful. Skyrockets. Millicent. Brady Bunch. Yep. Hey, bro, I say you follow your heart. Oh, wow. Okay? You follow your heart. Terrible advice. Yeah, go ahead. Follow your heart, circus. And you know what? Be less than six years. Two years from now, you and this girl will be in a fight. And she'll be at a bar. And she'll meet some dude. And there will be a connection. Can I tell you something, though? Yes. It doesn't. It's okay to love and lose, dude. So take the chance. Take the chance. I agree with that. It's better to be in love with somebody. Go through that experience. But it's not love if they're with someone else. And it's not fair to the other guy. He's like, I beg to differ. I'm just, I'm going to go take a break. Just not an available person. I think, hey, man, you know, in relationships, it's, there's no wrong or right answer, man. You got to follow your heart. There's a right or wrong answer. No, there's not. This girl's not married to this clown. I agree. You need to follow your heart. What if you're the clown? Exactly. You might be, he's going to be the clown. Two years from now. I'm on this guy's side, dude.

2:46:48Two years from now, this girl, they're going to have this amazing connection. She's going to leave the boyfriend in six years, which, by the way, she's not. She may? She won't. She'll string him along. You know why? Because he's giving her what she needs. She's waiting for a ring, I think. She's testing the waters. She's waiting for a ring. From a six-year guy. Six years, yeah. He needs to pull the trigger, pal. He's not going to. You know, that's why she needs that attention from someone else. But she still wants to be with the six-year guy, which is why she hasn't left him. I bet M1 Circus is more like six-year guy than she realizes. Maybe. You know why? Because we do what we do. Follow your heart, pal. Yeah. Run. Run far, far away. Two years from now. This is a phrase I use all the time with people. When I give advice, I always go like this. Fast forward the tape. Pretend you're watching a videotape and you just hit fast forward on it. And you just fast forward a couple of years. What's it look like? So you fast forward just a couple of TiVo. Smidge. Just a smidge. And you go boop, boop, boop, boop. And you go ahead a little bit and you're like, oh my gosh, look at us. We're so in love. I'm so glad she left that guy. I can't even believe what my life would be like had I not met this girl and her change my life. Fast forward. There you go. A couple TiVo marks.

2:48:17Guess what now? Now, she's taking a trip with her buddies to Scottsdale. Yeah. Okay? She's going to Scottsdale with her girlfriends. And right before she leaves, you guys get into one. Mm-hmm. And she goes to Scottsdale, and there's this great-looking guy at the bar. She's having a couple mojitos. She's having a couple of mojitos with the girls. Yes. All of a sudden, Connect Four. That's right. It's a magical connection. Yet again. Again. And guess what? There you are back in San Diego wondering what your girl's up to. And what is he up to that weekend? Maybe he's an awful. Yeah. Loving missing because he's a sap. A lot of what I think is that strong connection. Oh, she's great. A lot of that is because you can't have her. Exactly. I mean, it's true. Great point. The grass. Is never greener. But it was always greener. No, it isn't. No, it's not. You're trading in one set of problems for a new one. Whatever you have right now in the relationship that you're in that you think is an issue, you're going to have other ones. Well, for sure. Exchanging the baggage. That's right. Different set of luggage. Different set of luggage. But you only live once, man. Do what makes you happy.

2:49:37But he doesn't seem happy about this. He seems very conflicted. Like he knows it's wrong. Yeah, but he's not happy right now or he wouldn't be emailing. I think Woodsy likes to live for the moment. Do you think? He does. He does. Woodsy's like, great, great. When you say something to Woodsy, Woodsy will oftentimes answer it with, done. Done. Like you're barely done saying it. I thought about it and I'm in. And he goes, done. I see this girl breaking your heart in the future and her six-year boyfriend turning into a psychopath and stalking you. Could be. M1 no longer. Hi. How are you? I'm fine, thank you. I love your show and I'm so excited to hear you on the air again. Thank you. I was just calling because this is the story of my life. My husband and I, who have been married for 10 wonderful years, We're celebrating our tent this year. Two kids. Just great, happy family. We met when I was engaged to someone, and he was living with a girlfriend that had moved out from Florida to be with him here. And it was hard, but, you know, we had all that in a relationship, and it kind of clicked. Have you guys seen the movie, He's Just Not That Into You? Well...

2:50:56That's called the, she was the exception. The one person doesn't mean it's going to happen to everyone else in that situation. See, I wouldn't have thought of that, but that's it. You're the exception. It happens, not often. I think we were both very mature about our approach. I mean, dating is when you're trying to figure out who you want to spend the rest of your life with. That's right. And, you know, just because you've committed to someone, but you're not yet married, you don't have to stay in that relationship. That was a very mature, that's right, Woodsy. That's right. I think people should not stay in a relationship because they're afraid. I think people need to talk. And really express their feelings and be honest to themselves. But shouldn't she be out of this relationship before she enters into another one? Of course she should. Isn't that only fair to everybody? Of course it is. You've got to get over one to move on to the next. Of course. Is that how you do it? Yes. I can't understand the dude that thinks to himself, I'll be different. I'll be different, all right. I'll be different.

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2:58:25Oh, no. They have received 180 complaints throughout the U.S. and Japan about the Prius. So they are now looking into the newest issue. What is it? Is it the same thing? Which is the brake problem, yeah. No, the accelerator problem. No, they're saying... It's a brake. Brake problem. Oh, in the Prius, it's a brake thing? Yeah, that was the deal with the Toyota, too. I thought that the Toyota thing was the accelerator got stuck. And the floor mats? The sticking gas pedals. Oh, yeah, you're right. Now it says, with questions now being raised about the braking problems in the Prius hybrid. Oh, wow. What are all you hippies going to do now? I know it. You guys are going to have to make a canoe out of kelp. Is yours a Prius, Lauren? No. I wish I had a Prius. A canoe made out of kelp. I almost got hit by a Prius the other day. You did? How did you know? That's exactly it. It didn't make any noise. I was in my alley. There's never cars driving down. And I just walked right out. Was he dragging the battery that charges his car behind him? Snuck up behind you like paranormal activity. Whoa, whoa. Only way you know that a Prius drove by is you had sprinkled flour in the hallway. The entire tracks. Weird.

2:59:39Sienna has 10 ways to minimize your eating. Can I guess the first one? Yeah. You can guess whatever. Stop eating. Crystal meth. No. What's he? Inappropriate. No. Inappropriate. Very inappropriate. And you're being inappropriate. Okay. The first one on the list, and these are not in order, but the first one on the list is if you're contemplating seconds, wait 10 minutes. Because I guarantee if you wait after you eat, you're not going to be full in 10 minutes. Yeah. How about this one? Drink vinegar straight from the bottle like Lauren does. Sprinkled with mushrooms. Won't eat a thing all the rest of the day. You know why she's so skinny and in great health? Because she drinks vinegar in the morning and she doesn't want to eat the rest of the day. Excuse me. Excuse me, Mike. I've been snacking. I've got three carrots and four blueberries. Yeah, I've got four blueberries and carrots and plastic. She has a Tupperware of about 10 carrots and 20 blueberries, and I have not seen her eat one. Instead, I've seen Woods eating out of it. We have another one of those carrots. That's why I put them over here. It's like a rabbit, those little pellets, you know? I mean, she eats so healthy. And I had a sandwich. Oh, she did have a sandwich. And she brought out her Molly Ringwald Breakfast Club little container. And she broke out her little sandwich. What kind of sandwich do we have today?

3:00:51It was normal. Totally normal for me. What's normal? Pastrami, turkey. Yeah, that's what's normal for us. It was turkey and cheese. Really? Wow. Did you put anything on there? Yeah, mayonnaise made with avocado. No, I don't eat mayonnaise. What was on there? Sprouts and pickles and mustard. This is not interesting, is it? Yeah, it is. To me it is. Pickles like that you cut yourself or that were already cut. Stackables. Yeah, exactly. Stackables. The stackables. I stack like six or seven of them. It means like a sandwich. You don't put any condiment? You don't put mustard or mayonnaise? I did put mustard. Just mustard. Yellow? Just yellow mustard? Spicy brown. Yeah? Is it made from some sort of camel hoof? She only buys stuff at like either, you know, this really healthy whole food store or a veterinary. You have whole foods here? Not true. They have Whole Foods? You don't have, like, peanut butter. You have, like, almond butter. I put it in my car. You didn't even hear it. I said, you don't have peanut butter, do you? You have almond butter. And she has almond butter. Of course. They have sunflower seed butter. I put Whole Foods in my new little toy that I got, my little Garmin, because I really wanted some chicken breast last night. And they said the nearest one was, like, 345 miles. There's one in La Jolla. I was like, damn it. There's one in La Jolla. They're making one in Encinitas.

3:02:13Right across the street from my house. Yeah. Isn't that one in the barrio where I live? Yeah. They do? Another one on the list of minimizing your eating is quit the clean plate club. So meaning you don't need to eat every single thing off of your plate when you're eating out. You know, it's better to just ask for a little to-go thing. Put some leftovers in it. Eat it later. I had gastric bypass surgery back in 2000, so I don't eat everything on my plate. No, you do not. You don't even get close. You love to look at it and order it. I have to order it and look at it and have about five bites of it. Yeah. See, I come from a family of five kids, so there was only a limited amount of food that was going to go. Do you eat everything? Oh, yeah. I shovel it in. But you eat it so healthy, Lauren. No, I really don't. I'm embarrassed if I eat everything. I just, like, for my own embarrassment's sake, I'll make sure to leave some on the plate. I'm a cleaner, dude. I clean the whole thing. So you'll do a thing where you'll have, like. I'll be like, I got to spread it out a little bit. No, I didn't eat everything. This parsley was huge. Couldn't finish all the lettuce on that. It was really filling. Couldn't finish that olive. It was so filling. I cut up the olive in like 15 little pieces sprinkling around the plate. So it looks like you're not a pig. It's humiliating. I know. It's humiliating.

3:03:33I just admitted it, but I do it. What else? Never eat directly out of the bag, the box, or the carton. Brilliant rule. Like, if you have one of those huge bags of Doritos, if you bring that bad boy to the couch, you're going to eat a lot more than you should. Go on. Yep. Put it on a little plate, and then most likely you'll be too lazy to go back and get more. I wish I could convince my wife to only eat on paper plates, but it's so... No? That's a guy thing. Todd loves paper plates. I love paper plates, too. I don't like to do dishes, Lauren. Dishwasher, just plop it in. Hey, you need a pan, man. No, I said I thought about it. That means you have before. I use them, like, at a picnic or, you know, a big party. You don't want to do all the dishes. You don't have enough dishes. It's very wasteful to the environment as well. Yeah, Mike, I use paper plates, but they're made of banana husk. Okay? So that the environment will absorb them back in. I know, it's so weird, and then everything tastes like bananas. It's so strange. But you know what? It's really great for the environment. You ever put a banana in your lunch, and everything tastes like bananas? Yeah, dude. Disgusting. It's so gross. I thought it was the bags. I tell my wife, I go, babe, these Ziplocs are terrible. She goes, what are you talking about? I go, my spaghetti tastes like bananas. It's the worst, dude. It's the worst. It's the banana. I didn't know. The banana ham sandwich. When you're a little kid, you're like,

3:05:01Dude, I'm done. I'm out. Never mind. I just won't eat. If you like big portions. Mom, thanks for the banana Kool-Aid that you packed me in that thermos today. So funny. Really good. If you like big portions, don't, like, overflow your plate with the rice or the mac and cheese or, you know, the heavy stuff. Instead, throw the extra vegetables on there. The stuff just sucks, dude. It's good. It's good. It is good. Stop. No one does that. I would never do that. No one. Give me some more of that broth. I don't want any prime rib. When we went to Ruby's yesterday, I made sure I got the salad for a dollar more and I ate the salad first. I did too. You did? Yeah. I ate the whole salad before I ate. I had a couple bites of the grilled cheese. But I made sure to finish the salad first because I knew that way I would fill up on that. Did you finish your grilled cheese? No. What a good. I left some crust. You are so skinny. You're so skinny and cool. Hey, are you changing anything because you're getting married? No. Because you're not? I should. I wish I was. That's awesome. I know it is. People are like, you know, do like push-ups around the house or sit-ups like that, you know, because I hate the gym. Yeah. And so I was in the shower last night.

3:06:15I tried to do push-ups against the wall in the shower. Yeah, you break your neck. No, I was like, this is a- You tried to do push-ups against the wall? Oh, my God. I put my feet, because my showers would stand up one with a glass door. Hey, Sienna, the average person can do 9,000 if it's against the wall. Against the wall. Okay? I know. I stopped after like eight, and I was like, yeah, this is worthless. I'm tired. 8,000. I mean, it doesn't do anything. No. You had to get an angle. I did. I got an angle. I put my feet on the bottom side, and I leaned towards the other side. Get a visual of that. Naked. Naked, by the way. That way, if I sweat, it was all washing off. Unbelievable. I do squats in the shower, though. All right. Always. I think maybe we've heard enough. And you're being inappropriate. Okay. Another thing on the list, which I would never do. Use a salad plate as your dinner plate. Nope. Never. You put like a drumstick on it. Yeah, who does that? No one does that. This one says, make small your default setting. Meaning if you're going out and they say, you know, what size drink? What size fry? I'm going to go with a small. Yeah, except I do that at McDonald's. I know. Yeah. I don't think it matters. It's like it's at the movies. The guy's like, it's a quarter more, dude. Get the big one. You're like.

3:07:30Yeah, okay, fine. I'll get to big ones. Yeah, and then they give you a gallon of soda. A gallon of Coke. Yeah. You go in there with a trough. I've got to finish it all. Okay, this one's good. Except I say the ones are good and you're like awful. I doubt it. I doubt it. This one says go single serve. So if you're getting an ice cream, I want one scoop. Or if you're going to want ice cream, instead of getting like a bowl of ice cream of Rocky Road or whatever, get an ice cream sandwich. Because then you stop, you know, once it's done. And if you want to make cake or something, go cupcakes instead of cake. Except I would eat just numerous cupcakes. I'd eat like four cupcakes. Yeah. I love cupcakes. My favorite sweet in the world is donuts. It's like the most fattening thing. I had four yesterday, dude. It's the worst thing in the world that you could have. Only three more. I'll finish really fast. Read the label first. This one's good. Pack your leftovers before eating. So if you go out to a restaurant, as they bring the food, ask for a to-go box. So before you start eating, just put some of it in the to-go box so that you don't eat the whole plate. It's way too much work. No, it's not. I've seen people do that at all. It's not.

3:08:37It's not. Yeah. It's not. Then this one's like, whatever, it's the last one. Round out the meal with raw produce, meaning like, you know. Sure, I will. For portion size, grab fruit. Absolutely, I will. Next time I go to Denny's. Bring a satchel of broccoli with you. Yeah, definitely. I know. And my iVeg. I think the good ones, though, are packing your leftovers before you eat. The single serve, like if you want ice cream, get an ice cream sandwich because you'll stop when you're done with that. And then never eat directly out of a bag of chips or whatever. Always put it on like a side plate so then you'll stop. How come I feel like right now we have all this time, but normally I feel like every two seconds Jay's like, you got a break right now. Are we cool with time? Are we cool with time? He's asleep. Spurge time. We're good with time. Yeah, because Woodsy has some stuff that he's going to tell us and I want to know it. Oh, cool. I read an article and it really made me disappointed in myself that I didn't try harder. To pitch in the major leagues, Justin Verlander, who's the hard-throwing right-hander for the Tigers, just signed a deal yesterday, dude. You ready? Yeah. Five years, 80 mil. Oh, wow. Can you imagine? Wow. That's a ton of dough. Five years, $80 million, and in baseball, it's guaranteed. Dude. Wow. 80 million. If I could come up with an invention, it would be an infant-sized baseball.

3:10:01so I can get one in Luke and Ryan's hands right now. In their left hand. Yeah, in their left hand, just so they get the feel of it so as they grow up. They should be race car drivers. My dad was telling me about some race car driver that makes $44 million in one year. Yeah, you know what, though? Their season begins in February and ends in November. So they get two months off, and that's it. And I'll tell you this, too, Sienna. We're 44 million. You don't care. You don't get to go home. Verlander pitches one day, one out of every five days. Exactly. He's the starter. So he only pitches once every five days. He works. You know what, though, dude? I wouldn't want to be a baseball player, a NASCAR guy, a basketball player. Football would be okay because you get to be home. Yeah. But those other jobs, man. In baseball, you play 162 games. That's ridiculous. You live. You're like George Clooney in the movie Up in the Air. Like your whole life is just spent traveling. That's all you do. I would do it in a New York minute, pal. You would? In a second. Bro, you've got no home life. Oh, well, dude, you're making 80 million bucks. You do it for 10 years. It's not worth it. You've got the money, but what do you do with it? You tip $5,000 at a restaurant in Chicago? With that much money, you pretty much do whatever you want. You bring your old lady with you. Yeah, but you don't live there.

3:11:19Oh, man, I could tell Lauren loved when you said old lady. But they're going to miss kids' recitals and stuff. They're not going to be fair for anything. You don't have anywhere to hang your hat. No, I hate it. It's called Cadillac Problems. Home-cooked meals? Forget about it. I'm on board. What else? So after the Peyton Manning, they're saying he's going to get it. Oh, now I have to play? He can finish. There we go. Geez. He's like, I just want to wait until you guys start something else, and then I'll tell you. I'll do it really fast. And they're going to give Drew Brees a contract extension, too. You're a clown. I know. I have to tell you guys about a text message situation that Woods and I got in. Oh, my God. We have to talk about this. We have to. We have to. Now? Yeah, we got time, don't we? We can't. Okay, we'll do it after. Jay says we can't. You got it. It's good. All right, so the rest of sports, here, here, here, that's it. Yeah, great. Great. I'm done. So you know what? There's Super Bowl this weekend, great. Super Bowl on Sunday. Everybody tune in. I'm going to play something off of my own. No. Yeah. You know how hard I worked on those? I do, but I get one. You'll like this one. I doubt it. This is the format. I like the format, actually. I guarantee you'll like this. Oh, the format's a band? Uh-huh. No, not. They are a band.

3:12:44I'm just saying, this is the 949. Oh, okay. That sounds great so far. It's off my iTunes. What is it? White Stripes. Love it. It's good. Lauren, how do you fall with the White Stripes? I like the White Stripes. Wait till I tell you who T-Pain wants to auto-tune next. Oh, I just said auto-tune. So now I've got to hear something that's auto-tuned. Oh, I feel like a dog that wants to just shake his left leg when that hits my eardrum. Oh, that just feels so good in my ears. Magical. Lauren hates autotune. I do. She hates autotune. I'm kind of there with her. Oh, I love it. The robotic voice. So I'll tell you who T-Pain wants to autotune next. Michelle Obama.

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3:19:03introducing grilled cheese bacon burgers only at Carl's Jr. for limited time participating restaurants. Now, back to the Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Sienna, who does T-Pain want to auto-tune? Any guesses? I will say he wants to auto-tune Celine Dion. That's a good guess. It's a country singer this time. Chad Paisley. Yeah, Brad Paisley. Nope, it's a girl. Reba McIntyre. Reba McIntyre. Nope. She's a young, real cute girl. Oh, Loretta Lynn. Yep. Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton. No, he wants to auto-tune Carrie Underwood. He said, next on my list is Carrie Underwood. I swear to God, everybody else can until I get Carrie Underwood. Listen, it doesn't matter who you auto-tune. It'll sound good. No matter. Oh, yeah. I can't wait to see her, Carrie Underwood. It'd be great. Oh, I love it. I love the way it sounds.

3:20:13It's going to sound so dated in about 10 years. I know. 10 years from now we'll hear it. It'll sound like disco. Yeah. But right now, I dig it. I think it's pleasant to the eardrum. Mm-hmm. So, Sienna had something interesting. And Lauren had something interesting. And I want to get to both of them. What I thought was really interesting that Sienna said was that she... Had to do something that she absolutely despises. She says that she hates doing it so much that she would actually pay somebody to do it for her. She's serious. I'm dead serious. She says, I never even want to think about having to do it again. Yesterday, she had to put gas in her car. Oh, it's the worst. I hate it. I got to do it right after we get out of here. So do I. I hate it. I drove around all day yesterday. I already have to put gas in my car again. Now, this is the stuff.

3:21:12That's the normal everyday stuff that we all have to do. But if you could pay somebody to do it, you would. And it's just stuff we do. Laundry. Laundry. Laundry. I hate it. Laundry doesn't bother me. I hate it. I love laundry. Clean a chicken's bottom? Yeah. I like to do laundry. I hate to fold laundry more than anything. I like folding laundry. You do? I don't like putting it away. I hate it. Yeah, I don't like putting it away. You should see my new apartment. I don't want to. I don't like to do dishes. Yeah, I hate it. It's disgusting. It's awful. Yeah, I don't like to do it. I hate getting food off plates. It's gross. And I don't like having to put stuff in the disposal. Nope. Ew. Because you know why? Because stuff doesn't always, because some of the spaghetti didn't make it down there, so you're going to take your fingers. Yep. And you've got to put your fingers on it. And you've got to push it in there. Why don't you use like a utensil of some sort? Use some sort of food pushing device. They sell those.

3:22:12They do? I hate doing it, too. It's like a squeegee for your sink. Eggshells? The worst. What about taking out the garbage? I hate taking out the garbage. It's Matt's job. I hate it. I don't like it. Eat a break for spots? I'd pay somebody to do that. I would love that. Somebody to load audio for me? I'd pay somebody to a heartbeat. You want to know what the worst is? Is when you're taking the garbage out? Mm-hmm. And something was put in there. That's liquid. Trash juice. And you walk back into the apartment or house and there's a trail of trash juice. That's what I call it. Trash juice. You know what else is the worst? Oh, this is bad. When you open the trash and you take the bag out, right? And when you lift the bag out, this whoosh of air goes. And it's like trash. It's wafting towards your nose. Yeah, it's like trash air. When you pull it up and it goes. I buy the scented trash bags. It doesn't matter. It's like when someone sprays perfume after they go to the bathroom. It's like, oh, nice. Somebody just farted Chanel number five. It's gross.

3:23:35M1 Danny knows a gas station with attendants. Are you there? What? Hello? Danny. Yes. You know a gas station with attendants that pump the gas? Yes. Where? Yesterday I seen it at a Chevron on Encinitas Boulevard right by the 5. Oh, that's great. Really? 30 miles from me. My biggest thing is... I hate pumping gas. Wait, wait, wait. Tell again where it is. Encinitas. Encinitas Boulevard right by the 5. Not anywhere near where I live. Yeah, do you know what the name of it is? It's a Chevron. It's a Chevron. Got it. Thank you. Why don't they bring gas attendants back? Like, come on. They are back in New Jersey. They've never gone anywhere. The funny thing is, though, is when I pull up to one that I see that's full serve, I'm like, no, I don't want to mess with these guys that I pull into the self-serve. Are you supposed to tip at full serve? Yes, that's why. No, see, I don't even, I mean, I don't care. I'll pay to do it, but I don't even like going to the gas station because it's an inconvenience. It's out of my way. I just want to go home. I want to go to the destination, which is why I'm in the reason, the reason I'm in the car. You want somebody to come pick up your car, take it, gas it up, and drop it off? Yeah, and bring it back.

3:24:39It's phenomenal, actually. You know what I mean? Gas in the car, don't bug me. It's a waste of time. You have a badass car. It doesn't matter. But gas? Meh. Meh. How about somebody pick up your trash after you've been in a movie? God. I can't believe you. Apparently there are people that do that, according to Woods. Woods got killed in this studio. All day. All day. It's like mess with Woods day. Jay. Well, I didn't get on you as bad because I didn't know. But Jay. And Sienna and Lauren were killing Woodsy. Killing me. Killing. For leaving his stuff in the theater. I don't even think they like me anymore. Yeah, I thought Lauren was going to kick you in the ass. You leave your redneck when you leave your spit cup in the movie theater. Oh, that's the worst. No, no, no, no, no. Woodsy just goes, why'd you have to tell that one? Woods is sitting at the end of all of us at the movie theater. So when we left the theater, we all, every single one of us, walked past Woods' seat. And I looked down, Lauren looked down, Jay looked down. We didn't talk about it at the time. It came up today. Thank goodness Jay said something. And Woods had a spit cup from his dip making me... And he had a bag of like Reese's Pieces. Yes. And then you had something else too. It was a mess. It was a mess. Look at my workstation. It's like a crack den over here.

3:25:58He left it. They were all, like, lying on the seat where people sit. We left. I'm looking for a scale and white powder. It is like a crack den. Look at this. Amazing. Looks like Mickey Rooney and Spun was over there. You guys, that's sick. I'm moving my webcam towards my crack den right now. Good. Point is, when you leave the movie theater, you bring your trash with you. That's why there's a trash can right after. Okay, now I know. Yes. You're not going to imagine. This is why. Every theater I've ever walked out of has looked like a frat party just ended. I mean, there's popcorn everywhere. There's cups. That's what Mike is doing. That was 10 years ago. It's not like that anymore. Everyone picks up the trash. I thought that that's what they did. I apologize to the people at the theater. I will now forever throw my trash on. You have been shamed by these women. Well, did you forget how to use the trash can when you walked into the trash can? Yeah. Did you forget your manners at home? Well, it's like when I go eat at the mall at the food court, I always throw my food away. Yeah. Always. Mm-hmm. I just, at the movies, I thought it was, like, understood. I'm an idiot. Sue me. Lauren, in her recap email, says, speaking of Woods. I know. It's not over. Woods, do you feel like the puppy that they didn't even let the nose out of the pee? Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. They're holding it down in the urine. They're holding you down in it. He's taped in it. I'm taped in urine right now.

3:27:22Your new girls are killing you. They hate me. No, we love you. They actually do. Because if you read the recap email. Unbelievable. Speaking of Woods, Lauren says, someone very close to him sent me a Facebook message last night. Look at his face. He's terrified. Oh, you're kidding. Well, she's being a little sarcastic. She's being a little sarcastic. If you go to MikeyShow.com right now and you go to the blogs, okay, and you go to Lauren's blog, she says that it's video of Woods at a bachelor party back in the day. That's what she says. You can go and watch a video of Woods at a bachelor party back in the day. It's a video of some guys with party in the USA with a blog. It's like eight guys. I have to see. Not me. Lauren, that is hysterical. That's him in the green trunk. Well, it's pretty official to say that the gloves have come off. Dude, the kid is out of the cage. Let me tell you something. These girls are beating you up. Oh, I have more. We've still been talking about the text message conversation Woods and I had yesterday. What was it? Speaking of Woods, yes.

3:28:51I got to get my phone ready. Let's just stay on me. So what happens is I'm doing a little street bit that involves interviewing children. So Woods was nice enough to go with me yesterday. Of course I was. We went to Mission Valley Mall. And I interviewed about 20 kids, one in which talked to me. No one else wanted to talk. It was a really bad experience. They were very nervous, which I understand. They're under five. Probably because you had this dude with you. Yeah. They're like, what are you two up to? They're five years old or younger, you know. And so we then we went to the movies. After that, I went to a park by my house. And so I talked to some kids there. And so I sent Woods a text telling him, you know, I got some great audio. I said, I just went to the park by my house and got four little boys who were amazing. You know, they gave me really good audio. And Woods responds saying, perfect, creepy. Reread that text. So I go back and I'm like, what did I say? And so I reread it. I said, I just went to a park by my house and got four little boys who were amazing. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, you might want to proofread your text, Sienna. Between that and the little Cyrus girl? No. I mean, I never, ever would have even thought that. You know, I'm letting them know, oh, I finally got some kids who could talk to me. It was great. I made the connection. You're dealing with a guy, though, that says that's what she said every two seconds. Every two seconds.

3:30:16Oh, that's good. So Lauren also says that last night she went to the gym. She was on the elliptical machine. Now ask yourself as you hear this if you've ever experienced this, okay, at the gym. She got her BlackBerry with her. She's getting emails and texts. They're stacking up. She figured, okay, I'm getting emails and texts. Two birds, one stone. She says, I'll do some emailing and texting while I'm over ellipsing. Yeah, I don't know. Is that what you do on an elliptical? I guess so. Sounds right. She says, I got a text from Woods asking me a question about the show, and I wanted to text him right back so he wouldn't stress. The kid's got some anxiety issues. A little bit. Okay. So she says, anyway, I feel a beaming glare from someone on the machine next to me. This woman, or as I referred to in my text back to Woods as Greta Jimgoer. Amazing. Was giving me the death stare for texting on my phone. She says, okay, talking on the phone, I get it. Yeah, for sure. But texting? I'm not driving. Relax. Don't worry about what I'm doing. Keep your eyes on your own paper. Lauren says, and I quote, said like a girl from New Jersey, what's so wrong about that? Yeah. Every once in a while you see a little New Jersey in Lauren. Yeah. What's so wrong about that?

3:31:45How is that any different than me pushing buttons on my iPod or changing my settings on the workout equipment? Needless to say, she shamed me out of my attempts at multitasking. No question. I mean, you're totally right. Totally right. She has not a leg to stand on. I mean, there's a thing in and she was like looking at me, looking at the signs. There's a sign in the gym that says no cell phones allowed, please. Well, then what are you doing? She's right. It says no cell phones. I think they have to put a blanket statement up there because they don't want people yapping away. No, never mind. Don't answer that. Yeah, I'm not going to. So you think that the spirit of the rule is no talking on the cell phone? Yes. Of course. Yeah. Who is it going to bother if you're texting? It's no different than me shuffling my iPod. You know what? It's the same thing as if you were driving in the car and you had your phone up to your ear and someone came by and gave you the finger. No, no, no. You know, it's like, get out of my face. Keep your eyes on your own paper, people. Do you work at the gym? Are you a cop? Get out of here. Everybody likes to sniff around what everybody else is doing. Okay? I hate that. Worry about yourself. I don't like to see people on their cell phone, though. I've told you that. Do you wave at them?

3:32:51Do you honk at them? No, I don't. Of course. No, I don't. Because you're normal. But I silently judge. Silently judging is fine. I silently judge all day. As long as you don't make them feel bad. All right. That's good. No, I do. When we come back, we're going to play Stump Woods. It's football movie trivia. Yeah. Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Everyone has questions about their taxes, especially this one. What's this going to run mean? Well, now at H&R Block, get a straightforward price for a straightforward return. Pay just $39 for a federal 1040-EZ tax return and $29 if you need to file a state. And if your taxes are more complex, we can handle that, too. Learn more at hrblock.com slash 1040-EZ. Click, call, or come over. Get it right. H&R Block. Taxpayer must meet IRS criteria to use Form 1040-EZ. Price is available at participating locations. An additional fee applies with earned income credit. Right now, every time you buy something...

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3:38:29Silently, you're cleaning your apartment in your underwear. I wonder how I can get you on this. God, I like that, dude. What do you mean? I like that. Well, I have to, you know, be able to play this stuff and have her on my side or it makes me crazy. And I'm just trying to figure out how I do it. I'll be like, you're racist then. You must be racist. You should have been a salesman, dude. You should have been a salesman. Because you would have gone in trying to sell somebody something. They would have said no, and you would have made them buy it. Yeah. I'd be instantly defeated, so I'd have to come up with something, and I'll convince you you'll like it. You'd be like, come on. Come on, please. Please? Come on. If you want to call us, you can, 570-1949, or text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. Let's do a little Stump Woods football movie quiz. Good luck. 570-1949. If you know about football movies, call. Woodsy's good, though. And he likes his football movies. He likes them a lot. And he likes movies in general. We did a little in-house quiz the other day, and you killed it. I smoked you guys. Yeah, he's good at it. Kid didn't have much of a life. Watches a lot of movies. Got a pair of tickets to see G-Love at House of Blues.

3:39:53On February 12th, 21 and up show. So if you call, got to be 21 and up. Little Maggie can't go. Okay. 570-1949. All you have to do is go up against Woodsy. Now, here's how we'll play it. Well, let me get somebody on the phone. M1 Winder. Hey, what's up, guys? How's it going? Not too much. What's up, brother? You ready to do this? I'm ready. Okay, here's how it works. If you know the movie, I'm going to give you the plot line, and you just have to know what movie it is. Now, the way that you buzz in is you say your name. So, Woods, if you know it, the second you think you know it, you go, Woods. Yep. The second you think you know it, Winder, go, Winder. All right, cool. All right, here we go. Molly is a high school track coach who knows just as much about football as... Woods. Woodsy. Wildcats. You got it, dude. Wow. Nice. Didn't even have to finish it. Didn't even have to finish it. Let me get my right and wrong buzzer. I just realized that I'm going to need that. All right. Sorry about that, Winder. That's all right, guys. All right, dude. I always feel bad. I know. Sorry, man. If you don't know it, you don't know it. Woodsy's good at this. And he hasn't seen them. Of course not. He doesn't know which ones I have. Let's see. Trying to figure out my own thing. Let's see. M1 Johnny is up next. Johnny, are you there? Yo! How you doing, man?

3:41:27Awesome. How are you doing? I'm good. The way that the game is played is I'm going to give you the plot. As soon as you recognize the plot, I need you to say M1 Johnny. If Woodsy knows the plot, he'll say Woods. Are you ready? Okay. Got it. Here we go. This is the true story of a newly appointed African-American coach. Woods. Remember the Titans. That is correct, dude. Nice. It's going to be hard. Woods is annoying me today. He's the sports star. I'm sorry, dude. Yeah, why? What is your problem? You're like throwing me darts, Manson lamps over here. I don't know. I'm having a hard time with you, dude. Every once in a while she looks over at Woodsy and she gives you a dart with the eyes. Give him a shot. She's throwing me Manson lamps, dude. You're real good. I have beauty products coming out the wazoo. I don't know what her deal is. Yeah, but I still know football, dude. That's right. I mean, I love you. Don't get me wrong, but today it's a little rocky. M1 Trophy Lounge. Hey, right here. You ready to do this? Yep. Do you know your football movies? Several, yeah. I think I should have a fair shot. Let's go trophy. My own team is rooting against me. I'm on his team. Here we go. Tom Cruise stars... Woods, All the Rock Moves. Wow!

3:42:45Come on, dude. Wow. Tom Cruise was in a sports-related movie. That is so awesome. That's the character? Can he see through the paper? No, I can't. I have five pieces of paper here. I love that. This is a redemption opportunity for Woodruff. All right, come on, guys. If you know your sports movies, call and whoop him. This is my redemption. Yes, I use Kiel's products, but I know sports, and I know sports movies. M1, Matt. Okay. You ready to go? Let's do this, Matt. Let's do this. Just yell your name out if you know the movie, okay? Okay. Raised on a true story of a high school kid whose grades were a little low. His athletic skills were poor and only half the size. Yes. Matt, go ahead. The blind side? Sorry, bro. Woods doesn't know either. Woods doesn't know either. Wait, keep reading it. Maybe you can guess again. He was half the size of the other players. Rudy. Oh, he said Matt. Oh, did he give it? He just yelled out, Rudy. Rudy. I'll give it to you. How did I not know that I'm a Notre Dame fan? I know it. I'm an idiot. Hang on the line. Yeah, he wins it then. I'll give you one. You're not an idiot. Rudy and I went to the same college. How did you not know that? I don't know. I'm one Robert. I got in your head. That's what happened. Yeah, Sienna's messing with me. Can we block out her side into my audio? Just getting in your head. I was like, Matt, Matt. All right, Robert, you ready? I'm ready, man. When a sports agent has a morph. Robert.

3:44:17Oh, tie. What's he? Jerry Maguire. Wait, why does Woodsie get it? Because I beat him. You beat him. He's on a delay. There was no tie. That was a tie. It was a tie. Do another one. Tie goes to the collar. Let's do a tie. Let's do a tiebreaker. Tiebreaker. Here we go. A down and out. Yes. Yes. Yes. Robert, you realize. What is Archie Blues? No. Yes. And down and out he goes, he's all cocky. Hey, just because you didn't have the guts to do that. It's not Jeopardy either. That's right. It ain't Jeopardy. Oh, I loved him. What is Varsity Blues? Thanks, Alex. That's the right way to answer a question. What's wrong with that? That was awesome. I love it. Let's see. M1 Deed is on the line. Let's talk to M1 Deed. Mr. Deeds? M1 Deed, are you there? I'm here. Okay. Do you know your football movies? Pretty well. I want her to beat him. Not a chance. All right. Are you ready? I'm ready. A goofy detective specializing in animals. Woods. Woods. Ace Ventura, pet detective. Woods is the best. I will love it if we don't give away one prize just to see how impressive it is that he is able to get them. I love it. I want to give away prizes. I love seeing him rule at this.

3:45:42I got one. This is going to be hard. I hate it. You're not going to get this, Woods. Okay. It's hard. I'm telling you, this next one's hard. This next one's hard. Something that's... Dwayne? That's me. You ready? Oh, man, he's on fire, so I'll give you a check. Come on, Dwayne. Let's go, Dwayne. An Israeli anti-terrorist agent must stop a disgruntled Vietnam vet cooperating in a plot to commit a terrorist plot at a Super Bowl in the late 70s. All Black Sunday. Dwayne. Yes. He got it. He mixed it up. Go, Dwayne. Go, Dwayne. Go, Dwayne. Dwayne finally won. Great job, Dwayne. You're going to see G-Love. Hang on the line, okay? All right, thanks. That was fun. That was killer. I've never even heard of that movie. That was pretty impressive. Black Sunday? Black Sunday. I'm going to check it out. It's actually pretty cool. Okay. Good job, Woods. Oh, hey, I have a guess on the down and out. Go ahead. Was that The Last Boy Scout? Yes. Oh, my God. So good. Yeah, it was. Down and Out Cynical Detective teams up with a Down and Out ex-quarterback. That's right. Never seen it. Heard of it. Never seen it. So bad, but good. Mikey, please save the clip of yourself saying, I silently judge. Yes. Really great. That is so funny. Mikey, so great to hear you again. This team rocks. I haven't smiled in the morning at work in about a month and a half. I feel at home again. Thank you, you guys. That's M1 Moby. Thank you.

3:47:13Thank you. Let's see. What else have I got? You teased Michelle Obama. Oh, yeah. We should talk about that. Yeah, Michelle Obama upset people. And it was because she was talking about her daughter's weight. Yeah, well, two weeks ago, it came out that childhood obesity has tripled over the last 30 years, which is like a really, really big issue. And Michelle Obama has now offended a lot of critics by... discussing her own kid's weight issue. Apparently, she talked about how she took her daughters, Sasha and Malia, to the family pediatrician. And the pediatrician told her, this was, I don't know, a couple years ago, that they were becoming overweight. And this is just really upset people because their older daughter, Malia, she's the oldest one, right? Yeah. I said mm-hmm like I know. Yeah, she's the oldest one. Eating disorders are such a big problem, and Michelle Obama is always talking about her weight and how much she works out, and that people think she's going to give her daughters an eating disorder image if she's always talking about weight, if she openly tells people that her kids had an overweight issue, and it's just hard being the president's daughter.

3:48:27And be coming into the teenage years. And people are just like, she shouldn't be talking like that. It's just hard being a girl in general. Yeah. Much less the president's daughter. But, like, you know, no one needed to know that the pediatrician said her kids were overweight. Like, I agree with that. But I don't think, you know, she didn't mean it in a bad way. But obesity is, like, the number one killer. Yeah. Is it really? I don't know. It's a really big problem. As you said that. I'm staring at a piece of carrot cake I have in a little container. But it's the number one health problem facing kids. It's got carrots in it. It's fine. Yeah, it's got carrots. It's so healthy. But you're fine. It's vegetables. Yeah. I just got this email from a friend of mine that says that a co-worker of theirs, Cindy, has a baby named Alexis that has pneumonia. And yesterday, her lung collapsed. She's four to five months old and is asking people to pray for her. And so please do. Her name is Alexis. And there's a lot of power in prayer. So if you're the type that prays, pray for little Alexis. She is just a little kid, four to five months old, and has a collapsed lung and pneumonia, which is sad. So get on it. Poor thing. I know. It's a little kid. 570-1949 is our number. I think we've got to wrap her up. Yeah. Right? Right?

3:49:50Like a douche. Wrap up like a douche in Rotary Night. You wrapping up your drink to take it home? Let's see. Mikey, concerning the movie The Book of Eli, two words, Denzel Oldman. That's awesome. Yeah, that's great. They were great. I liked the movie. Denzel Oldman or Den... Denzel Oldman. He's great. Yeah, he was good in that. Mm-hmm. He was good. All right, let's wrap it up. If you want to, you can call us right now, 570-1949, beginning and end of every show. We do open phones, and you can call in about anything you would like. So give us a call right now, 570-1949, beginning and end of every show. Also want to remind you that the voting will last until midnight at MikeyShow.com about what M1s are going to be known as as a community. Are we going to be the M1 militia? Are we going to be the M1 nation? Delicious soldiers? Yes. I still think we should go for that. Nobody was down with the delicious soldiers. I don't know why. That was the weirdest call. I think it was H1N1 Kurt is what he calls himself. Is that what it was? Yeah. He wanted to be the delicious soldiers. Yes. Can we go by the delicious soldiers? Mm-hmm. So give us a call. We would love to do that. Let's get you on. That was a good day.

3:51:19It's a great day. I'm having fun, kids. Are you guys having fun? We're starting to get into it. I can't believe our first week is almost over. Yeah, I know. I can't believe I get paid to do this, by the way. Woodsy's loving it. And our girl Lauren's loving it, too. First radio job for Lauren and Woodsy on the radio. Amazing. I'm doing great. I get paid to be filleted by my friends. We love you. Yeah, just bent over the counter all day. That's what she said. The girls have been giving you some... Just heat. Only... I'll be nicer tomorrow. Please. Good lord. I will. I gotta buy you lunch or something. That'd be nice. M1 Ron? Yep. What's going on? Not much. How are you? Good. I was calling to be on. Yeah, man. You're on. You're on right now. It was quiz, but I guess you're done with that. Oh, we are done with it. Sorry about that. Day late and a dollar short, brother. That's right. 570-1949. Beginning and end of every show. We do a little open phones, but the truth is that we got to get out of here. We're going to come back tomorrow morning at 6 o'clock. We're going to do the whole thing all over again. Coming up next, the lovely. And very talented. Very talented. Hillary is up here. Woods loves her. Yeah, yeah. Get in line, pal. All right? Do I have any snuff in my teeth? He's over here flossing for Hillary. Stop. I'm not even kidding. He's really flossing. He's like, you go, hey.

3:52:53That's my shirt look. My shirt look okay? And his 17 products. Mikey Show back tomorrow morning at 5.30. Later. We're out. Bye.