The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 02/07/12
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
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The show featured Mikey, Woods, Lauren, and Jay discussing everything from a repetitive 'Bayou' chant about Troy from Schwamp People to Mikey's personal stories of taking daytime NyQuil and bathing to Coldplay. They debated Occupy protesters versus work ethic, with Mikey insisting people should get jobs rather than seek handouts. A recurring gag about missing half‑and‑half coffee creamer ran throughout, while the team played a lively catchphrase game splitting into Team Fat and Team Fit. The episode closed with Woodsy promoting his appearance at Padres Fan Fest.
What happened, in order
Bayou chant
Mikey, Woods, and Lauren repeatedly shout 'Bayou' while teasing Troy from Schwamp People about his alligator stories.
Afrin addiction story
Mikey recounts a friend who couldn't stop using Afrin nasal spray, describing its temporary relief and addictive nature.
Daytime NyQuil
Mikey takes Formula 44D (NyQuil) in the morning, feels freezing, and compares the effect to meth heads.
Coldplay bath embarrassment
While bathing to Coldplay, Mikey sees his breasts floating like Yasmeen Bleeth, then his wife walks in with Advil and Vicks, and he swallows pills without water.
Makeup talk with son
Mikey tells his son not to wear makeup after the boy asks about Rebecca's makeup, leading to a discussion about eyeliner and teaching masculinity.
Occupy vs work ethic debate
Mikey argues with Woods that Occupy protesters want handouts while insisting people should get jobs and work hard.
Team Fat vs Team Fit catchphrase
The crew splits into Team Fat (Mikey, Woods) and Team Fit (Lauren, Jay, etc.) playing catchphrase while debating burgers, Bruins, and raising men.
Padres Fan Fest promo
Woodsy announces his upcoming appearance at Padres Fan Fest, inviting fans to meet him and enjoy autograph sessions.
People mentioned
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In the studio, we've got a cold front coming through the studio. Yeah, gets my blood pumping though. Later on the show today, we're gonna have Troy from the Schwamp People who'll tell you how to catch an alligator. Let's go tell him about his story down on the bayou. What's done like alligators? Yeah, I got dragged to the bayou. Bayou? Yeah. Bayou. Bayou. If you get dragged, you don't know how to say no. You don't know how to say no to your friends. I don't know how to say no to anybody. He doesn't know how to say Bayou either. That's true. Let me hear it. Bayou. That's it. Bayou. What was I saying? You said Bayou. Bayou. That ain't right, pal. Bayou. That ain't right. Ready? Watch me. Ready? Yes. Bayou. Bayou. I'm not falling for my bed. Bayou. Bayou. All right. Let's get this show on the road.
We got all kinds of stuff to talk about. Gosh darn it, man. I'm chilly. It's freezing in here now. You want your blanket? I guess. Yeah, I'll get you your blanket. Hang on. It's cold. I mean, it's colder than usual today. Usually in here, it's a little nipply. Stop it, Woods. Come on now. I don't know. You're tucking him in all sweetly. You guys get a room. Stop. I'll touch my behind. Like a Russian dictator giving a speech. Easy with it. That's a lot better. Got a blanket wrapped around me now? I will. You look like the Elton John's Super Bowl commercial. It's going to be one of those days, man. Woods is taking a picture. I'll post that at the break. This is our job.
A friend of mine was Carlsbad Police Officer of the Year. He's a detective. That guy does real work for a living. Us? We come in here and wrap blankets around us and act a fool. Drink coffee. That's right. Drink yogurt and blueberries. Do you know what our biggest problems are? We don't have any half and half. All of us. Like babies. I guess I'll just drink black coffee. I go, well, I guess I'll just use this powdered crap I found. All three of us. Like big, giant, fat babies in there. Whining for their bottle. I don't have any cream. That was me. I don't have any half and half. So true. Woods. Dexter. Tell her to get some cream. It's actually cool. Please ask her to get cream. I did. I already did it. I already did it. You don't even have the flavored stuff? That's identical. Conversation five minutes ago. And then Lauren O'Brien. This will just drink my black. I thought we would at least have the crappy little flavored ones out there. We are just freaking.
Ridiculous. It's ridiculous. I slapped myself. You know what I need to get? I need that stuff called Afrin. I don't want to use it because they say it's addicting. Yeah. That once you start using it, you can't stop, and then your nose is constantly stopped up. I remember a guy when I used to do radio back east, and he used the Afrin. Older gentleman. He couldn't stop using it. The entire time I knew him. The entire couple of years that I knew this guy, he always had to spray the Afrin because he got used to it. And it was the only thing that would keep his nose clear. But temporarily, and then it would bunch back up, right? His nose would stay clear for a total of two and a half minutes. Then he was... Yeah. Oh, man. With the Afrin, he always had that little white bottle with brown writing on it that said Afrin.
Now I feel like I need Afrin. I've heard that chapstick's the same way. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do? Yeah. I know I always have to have some around me. I tried a different bit yesterday. And by the way, the stuff is going around. No matter where you are, what you're doing, where you're listening, the stuff, the cold. The duty. Got it. The common cold. It's going around. Check. Yeah, Jay is the, he is what you call the host monkey here in our building. He brought it in, and he's spreading it. Yesterday, I tried something different. First of all, I drew a bath. I have no problems with anything I'm about to tell you. That's not different, actually. The same for you. I've taken a bath. I don't think my wife has taken a bath in our home. And that's a true story. But I'm an old woman. It's a true story. If she has, it's once.
And there's no doubt in my mind, if I had to take the over and under and it was set at three, I'd take the under for sure. That my wife has taken a bath. Humans despise me. Three times or less. My wife. But yesterday, I got home and I had the gunk. Now, my wife had the gunk, too. But she was out working. Okay? I got home. Shut up, Jay. Please. Just shut up. I mean, I'm just... Gosh. I'm an animal. Sometimes I need you to let me and without you and just me telling my story. So she's got her gunk. She's out running around doing her job with the kids and the whole nine. I come home and like a child, I got into bed and started immediately feeling sorry for myself. Approximately 40 minutes later, I decided that in the middle of the day I was going to take Formula 44D. What is that stuff you take to fall asleep? Vicks for NyQuil. NyQuil. I took it in the daytime. So do drug addicts. Yes. You know who else does that? Meth heads. So I took it about 11 in the morning. Oh, my God. Are you kidding? No. I woke up like 2.30 freezing in a 142-degree house.
Freezing cold. Identical method. Yeah, identical method. So I decided to draw a bath. So I turned the water on. I got nude. Shut up! Shut up! He was trying to stop himself. So I got into the bath and I used some shower gel to create bubbles. Ah, excuse me? Sounds about right. Smelled nice and stuff, and so... Any lavender salts? Only because I didn't have them. Bath beads. Only because I didn't have them. Had I had lavender salts, they'd have been in that tub. Neck pillow? No. Only because I don't have one. What music did you have playing? I had this playing. I actually have an answer for that.
I just bought the new Coldplay, so I was taking a bath with big giant goosebumps. I looked down, I saw my breasts. Floating? What? Floating? Floating? Looked like Yasmeen Bleeth from Baywatch. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up. And I slid down, and yes, and I went... And then my wife walked in. I was instantly embarrassed, but only for an instant. Only for an instant. And then the embarrassment went away. She was holding a bag in her hand that said, CVS, I go, what do you got? She goes, Advil cold and sinus, Vicks Vaporub. I go, why don't you give me one of those Advil cold and sinus? So she gave me one, and she said, do you need something to drink it with? I said, no. I swallowed pills without water. Repugnant. Manly. Like a meth head.
Yeah. Yeah. Even meth heads are like, you should probably use some water with that. Yeah, just a sip. Just a sip. No, I'd take it without water. And then I woke up, or I got out of the bath, went downstairs, rubbed some Vicks Vaporub all over my chest and neck, went downstairs, turned Netflix on, and watched Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares for an hour. And then a documentary on... Aircraft carriers. Did you rub your whole chest? Yes. That must have been a 55-gallon drum. Shut up! Elton John just called and said he's never had a gayer afternoon than that. Ever. He deserve to die. Listen, I do. He never has. Okay. Ever. And that includes making love to other men. There is nothing in my constitution that stops me from it. I don't go, ah, I'm a man.
I don't kid myself. I don't play that game. I do. What is going to make me comfortable? A bath with some bubbles will make me comfortable. That's the number one priority, comfort. Nice beaver. Same deal with everything I listen to and watch on television. I don't care. It has to just give me pleasure. Nice beaver. I listen to Miley Cyrus music because it gives me pleasure. I don't have that gear that goes, but no, you can't do it. Nice Bieber. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up, Jay. I'm jealous of your day because... Most women are. Yeah, I'm feeling a little under the weather and that would have been nice. Used to be back in the day that, you know... I bet a lot of guys took baths and stuff because it made them feel good. No. They were cold. Used to. Why do you think I took a bath? I didn't do it so I could feel like a woman. Used to back in the day. I was cold. Men used to smoke cigarettes and drink at work and, you know, everybody was a hard ass. Woodsy, if I could smoke cigarettes and drink, I'd have been in that effing bathtub with a gin and tonic, you mother effer. Do you think that Don Draper from Mad Men has ever gone home, gotten in a hot bath? One. No.
Don Draper was a badass that drank whiskey. If he wanted his balls to be full of hot water and Epsom salts... He took a shower. Yes. He took a shower. No. A shower won't work. Yeah, you sit in there, relax. Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question, Woodsy. What about a jacuzzi? Nothing wrong with a jacuzzi. I don't have one, you eff. Yeah, you do. It's empty. Whose fault is that? Mine. It's yours. You're taking bubble baths. You got a jacuzzi in the backyard. Hey, pal, I still got an empty. It might be my fault. I still got an empty jacuzzi. It's fair enough. You got any DUIs on your record? Do you or not? Sir, answer the question. I ain't judging you. I ain't judging you. Hang on a second. Do you or don't you? Oh, wow. Do you or don't you? You can't help it. You got one on there. Yeah, I did it. It was my fault. It's okay, but it's still... It's a little different. How does that compare? Yeah, so that would be, the comparison would be then, I stopped drinking and driving, I started drinking and biking. I thought of something, the first thing that I could think of that had to do with you. I wish I hadn't chose that one. Because that one sounded mean. Do you or do you not have a gimpy ankle? Yes. Okay.
Did you or did you not go on ABC's Wipeout? Yes. Okay. Did you or did you not jack up your ankle? Yes. That's a known fact. You can't do anything about it, Bill. No, I don't. The fact of the matter is that if somebody asks you to be in a jumping jack contest today, the answer should probably be no. But I would. But you need to fill that. But you shouldn't. You don't need to be taking bubble baths. I'm concerned about it. If there's anybody listening that has those salts, gosh darn, I wanted those freaking salts yesterday. What do the salts do? You know what they do? They leave you feeling silky smooth. Oh, my gosh. Hey, look, I can't judge. I've done it. I've done it. I've had to do it. I have a sports, some sports salts that I've got. Don't try to be hard by calling it sports salts. Don't try to be a really thug life. So yours are sports salts. So they're better. They're like menthol your body. It's great. I'd use that. You need them. It's for after sports, though. Hey, I'd do it. I would do it. I would do it. All I know is that I was chilled. Don't you have a heater? It was up to 140. Don't you have a sweater? I could have baked a cake in my bedroom. Why were you chilled then? Leavened bread would have risen in my room. Why were you chilled? Because I had some sort of illness, my friend. What about a blanket? Don't you get it?
I had illness. What about a fireplace? All of the above. All of the above. All of them. How about your nightgown? Your flannel nightgown. You pull it out. I forgot about that thing. Mike has a flannel nightgown. Yeah. It's not a nightgown. It's sold in the men's department. Well, there's no legs in it. Where's the half and half? It's a dress. All of you can shut up. Shut up. Shut up. I am too. I'm getting warm too. I feel better. If you guys just called each other and yelled at each other, then you would have warmed up. Yeah. Mikey Show, hello. Hi, I was telling about you taking a bath all the time. Yeah. You got these three boys. How are you going to raise your men? How are you going to raise them to go to be men? Men is treating your wife good. That's true. That's what being a man is.
Gosh, I wish I was better at that right now, too. I suck at everything right now. I'm a bad husband, bad father, bad friend, bad co-worker, bad on the radio. I'm bad at everything. But that's the time that the best stuff happens. You know, you can't get to the top of the mountain unless you walk through the valley. That is a true story. All right. I didn't say you're a bad father. I just said you got to raise him to be a little bit more. Oh, I do. I teach him. The other day, my son said something. He said he asked Rebecca about makeup because she was putting makeup on. And I said, you don't wear makeup, buddy. Don't talk about makeup. That's for girls. You got to teach them. If you don't, you know what? You know what? If you don't, then what do you know? They'll start going to school with eyeliner. You know, you don't need it. I know guys that wear eyeliner. That's fine. Listen, if they grow up and they're 12 years old, they want to wear a guy liner. You know what I mean? You got to say enough yeses to say your nose means something. They're in an emo band or something. They're in some emo band, whatever. I wasn't even allowed to wear makeup when I was 12. No way. Not until I was 16. I decided my kids... I was just going to have to, you know, learn how to rub Vicks Vaporub on their dad. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. I rub that Vicks Vaporub and I take bubble bath. What do you, you know... Save that. This is what you have to ask yourself. This is what you got to ask yourself. Well...
What does it make me? Do you think that I smooch guys, Woodsy? No. You know I don't smooch guys. In fact, what you know is that if I were left to my own devices... Forget it. I'd be smooching a lot of girls. Exactly. And so smooching guys is not my problem. Nope. I didn't say you're gay. It's not real manly. It's not real manly. It's not real manly. But I'll give you this. When you're sick, all bets are off. Listen. My boys are going to know their dad is manly. They're going to know that their dad is manly. There's no doubt in my mind because the truth of the matter is, as much of this kind of stuff that I do, I also really like sports. I tell you this stuff because this is the funny stuff. It's funny. It's funny. Hey, and if you're sick, if you're legitimately sick, all bets are off. You do whatever you've got to do to feel better. Yesterday, I felt like I... I had something real bad. Please don't get me sick, dude. I am finally in a zone where I'm getting healthy and if I get sick, it's over. Back to the eclairs. I came home the other day and Kim was in the bath and she had a giant teabag in the bath with her. Just a set of guys nuts right on your forehead. Right on her forehead. It was this big swinger home.
Don't allow that. Listen, I don't care how loose you are at home. Don't let a grown man put his testicles on your wife. It isn't right. It wasn't on her forehead. It was just in the bad. Big man. Why did she have a teabag in there? I guess it releases all these herbs and stuff. Same thing. This is the most hippie household. If they could live in a teepee, they would. I promise you. I promise you. A giant teepee with this whole family in there. Made her happy. I didn't care. If he lived... If Jay lived on the land and you went to visit him, he'd be covered in mud. He'd have stripes under his eyes of mud. Yeah, Braveheart. Braveheart, mud. Tripping on mushrooms. Tripping on mushrooms. Hey, y'all. Nude. Kim would say, you guys can't talk to him for an hour because he's coming down. He's really bitchy when he comes down. He's so bitchy when he comes down. Or really happy, I don't know.
So then after an hour, he'd come out naked. Hey, y'all. Hey, y'all. Cut you some beans? Serving muskrat. Yeah. What do y'all want to eat? We don't have nothing. Muskrat kabobs. What'd y'all bring? Do you bring any protein? I don't have no protein. I'm fully convinced that if I loaded him in my car and just drove him anywhere, he'd be fine. Dropped him off, he'd do it. He'd be good to go. He would. For a weekend. Not me. I'm the opposite of that. You'd be fine. I'd figure it out. I just don't want it. I don't want to either. I don't want any part of it. I like comfort too much. When I was younger, I didn't have... When I was struggling in radio, I had crappy places and stuff. First thing I wanted, the numero uno on my list was air conditioning. Yeah. As soon as I got that, I was like, man, I ain't looking back. I've made it. It's what pissed me off so much about those Occupy guys. I'm like, gosh darn. I made... My paychecks were $315 a week when I first started in radio. Yep. Screw you guys. Dude, my first paycheck out of college with a college degree, my salary was $20,000. And that is in 1999. In the city of Chicago. Suck it. Suck it. I worked two jobs. I was in Tucson. I was 15 grand a year. Yeah. And that's why I say to Occupy people, I'm like, gosh darn, man. I used to look at dudes that were making $90,000 a year.
doing morning radio, and I said, I could talk like Robin Leach. I want to use this, you know, ability to be able to, you know, parlay that into something. And I was, you know, and so for people to be like, you're rich and I don't like it. Well, first of all, get a job. That's number one. Get a freaking job. Because my dad used to kick my ass till I got one. Second of all, don't get mad at me because I've been successful. That's what we all want. Hard work, dude. Hard work. You want to work hard. And thirdsies is that it didn't happen overnight. It took a long time. It took a long time to get there, man. I mean, just years and years and years and years and years and years of doing it. And I used to pray, oh, one of these days, I hope. Well, it's finally here. Feast. When I was a radio sales guy.
When I started in the business, we made nothing. I mean, it was a $2,000 a month guarantee for six months. After that was over, if you didn't sell, you didn't make anything. You know, reps would promise their car dealers appearances, and they didn't want to go to their appearances on Saturday. They'd pay me $100 to go do their car appearances for them as a sales guy, and I'd have to go out there and make sure the promotions team set up. Dude, I was doing like seven of those a weekend. Nine to five, driving to car dealerships, standing there for an hour, going to the next one. Just because I didn't make enough money. You have to do what you have to do. Yeah, and the thought process of, well, the rich in this country, you know, they've got all this and I don't have anything. Well, you know how they got rich? A lot of them earned it. A lot of them were freaking smart, man. Smarter than me. Yep. And they went to school. They learned how to do stuff. Oh, the Occupy stuff, man. Now, banks that did all the stuff that they did that was wrong, well, we're all against that. Nobody's, you know, I'm against it. I'm against it. I think it's wrong. Yeah, not enough to pull my money out of a bank, though. Yeah, and I'll tell you what. There was also this story about a school that, and the parents were up in arms, man. I don't blame them because the school was showing these kids a cartoon of capitalism and communism.
And capitalism was a bunch of workers working for a rich guy who was taking all the profits. And communism was a bunch of people working and they reaped the benefits of their labor. And I was like, this is what we're showing our kids? That capitalism, the government, the society that we live under sucks? You know what? I wish there was a law. Honestly, I really wish that there was a law that said this. If you burn a flag in this country, then you have to spend a minimum of three years out of this country. But that's, you know, and you can make your way. Whatever you do, you make your way. But you have the right to burn a flag in the United States. Now, the consequence of burning the flag is that you just, you know, you give up your civil liberties. You give up your rights to live here. And so you must live abroad. Hey, maybe some of those people go and they really enjoy. living in other parts of the world. But I'm so pro-America. I love our country. I really do. I think we're a badass country with a badass group of people that live here. And the Occupy movement personified everything that I can't stand about our culture and kids. Yeah. I'm right there with you. Entitlement generation and all that junk. Trophy generation. Trophy generation. Give me a trophy for being in ninth place. How about give you a trophy for being in your first?
I want a handout. I want a handout. Pay my loans. I don't like you because you make a lot of money. You guys are clowns. Are we? Are we? Yes. Go ahead. I'll hear your side. No, you should be able to protest if you want to protest. I'm down. And they did, and they can. Yeah, you can. I have the right to call you clown. Yeah. I mean, some people had some points. Other people just wanted to hang out and party. Yeah. Instead of making points, go to work. There's jobs out there, by the way. There are. They're available. There's jobs out there. A lot of people don't want to do them. That's why a bunch of people say that live down, work down in La Jolla, they say we like to hire foreign kids because they actually work. They work their butt off. The locals, they don't work very hard. That's for sure. That's 100% sure. And so it's, I don't know. I've met plenty of people from other countries that don't want to work either. Yeah, and you can't generalize. Not all the kids involved in Occupy are wanting handouts. A lot of them have genuine, like Jay said, agendas. And some of those agendas make sense.
From what we've seen? I don't see a lot of it. I liked Clint's message. I did too. Clint Eastwood. Liked his message on the Super Bowl commercial. I think it was brilliant advertising. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and I think it struck a chord because I think that what it said was true. Maybe make a better product. True. Talking about American cars? Yeah. Yeah, I don't blame him. But I don't care about what he said about cars because he didn't really say much about cars. Mostly what he talked about is American spirit. You know. But he was paid. I mean, the thing about it, he just didn't do this on his own. He just didn't go, you know what? I'm going to do this. Who cares? Somebody wrote a script and said, hey, this guy's going to look really good saying this. Anne Rice decided she ain't a Christian no more. You know why? Because she got sick of Christians. Guess what? That ain't Jesus' fault. That's a bunch of people's fault. Okay, so what's his name? Clint. Clint Eastwood.
He gets paid to go make a commercial. Right. I don't care who paid him. All I care about is what he said. What's the message? The message is good. Well, the message is good. Who cares? They paid him. I will not do this commercial unless somebody gives me $80 million. Fine. Here's your 80 mil. What's the message? The message is good. The message is, as Americans, we're going to come back in the fourth quarter. We don't give up. We're going to fight. We're going to do this thing, and we're a resilient bunch. I believe it. I think this is the best freaking country in the world. I knew that before they put that commercial on there. Great. I love hearing it. It makes me feel a part of it. I really liked that feeling that it gave me. Yeah, me too. It's the same feeling a lot of people got about B.O., by the way. That's a big part of the reason that B.O. was so popular in getting elected. What's B.O.? Barack Obama. Body odor? He created a big deal with people and this sense of hope. I like it. You know? I like it. Mikey likes it.
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We're also going to give you a $75 gift code to proflowers.com, which is great. Booyah. Valentine. Enter you to win the grand prize of Valentine's dinner for two at the Palm Restaurant downtown. Pretty nice, right? Wow. Palm. It's a lot. It's a lot. My anniversary's this weekend. Got to talk to the wife about it. We haven't made any plans yet, so we got to figure out what we're going to do. When you guys decided on a date, did it at all occur to you that it was only four days from Valentine's Day? Yes. And you thought, did you think about the years to come? We eloped. We eloped. Ah, that's why. You were in the love mood. Yep. You drugged her. Yeah, I drugged her. If I had been thinking about it, we both thought that was lame, but what are you going to do? You know what I mean? We both thought it was dumb that it was by Valentine's Day. Do you guys, does Valentine's Day suffer now because of anniversary? No. Does the anniversary suffer? Better. You stuff them together. You put both of them in the pillowcase and you're done with it. You don't have to deal with the two. I don't know what we'll do. You know what's great, too, when you've been married seven years and you've been together for ten? Is you could just say, hey, what do you want to do? You want to chill out? And if you both decide you'd chill out, you'd chill out. No, I tried that. I tried that for Valentine's Day. If nothing happened, I'm going to have to go do something. All right. So, there's that. We both need to, you know. We both need to. She needs to do it. I need to do it. We both need love.
From each other. Me in the bathtub yesterday. Just feeling chilled. With eucalyptus body gel making bubbles in there. Best in the world. Let's listen to Coldplay. Let's listen to Coldplay. Might as well have been. Might as well have been Kenny G. Might as well. It wouldn't have been any gayer if it had been Kenny G. I felt so embarrassed. But only for a millisecond. You silly sausage. How come Jay thinks he has to add more? It's like, it's not embarrassing enough that I'm telling you that I'm laying in a bathtub. Fat boy. I'm comfortable with my own assify me. Woods? I didn't. Yeah, you did. You gave me that shake that you give. It's so passive aggressive. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jay is so mean. He is so mean. 44 years ago today, 1964, these guys got to America. 44 years, man. That shot of them walking off the plane and those women going nuts. I mean, just, it's insane. You know, when you hear it now, 44 years later, I still get it. Yeah, totally. It sounds good. I asked my dad one time, what do you think of the Beatles? He goes, what do you think? I said, you liked them, right? He goes, everybody did. I go, what for? He goes, these sounded good. The long hair. It's real simple. They just sounded good. Do you? There it is. 44 years ago today. Here's the numbers on the Super Bowl. 111.3 mil watched it. All right. Now that's up from last year.
111. So 300,000 more people watched it this year. NBC had to apologize for MIA and her flipping off of the bird and the finger and the deal with the thing. During the song, Give Me All Your Lovin'. Jay, gosh darn it. He just wants... He knows I'm not up to the task today. Shut up! And so he just wants to get under my skin. He's goading you. Being a contrarian. Yeah, it's just a symbol. Mike, it's just a sex toy. Who cares? Everybody uses my fingers. Mike. Would it have made a difference if she held Dilda up? Right. What, Mike? It's just a sex toy. It's just a toy. We could actually do something with our fingers. Wow. A Dilda. If I did this on TV. A Dilda's going to kill me, Mike. Yeah. Look. Oh, wow. What is he doing? Oh, my gosh. Is she making a cow or is she making a gesture? I mean, it just don't matter, Mike. He's shaking two drinks up is what he's doing. Freedom of speech. How do you know she ain't trying to be Tom Cruise in the movie Cocktail?
So if you're on the sideline and you're a coach for a football team, you can still read when I say a customer. Oh, they did. You could, too. Yeah. Oh, wow. I don't like that either. Yeah, but they don't say a word about it. That's true. Yes, they do. They don't know anything about it. They don't do anything about it. Listen, it's the Super Bowl in the middle of the Super Bowl. Don't give the bird. Just do me a favor. I knew the camera was on her. Yes, she did. Yeah, just relax, man. That's my point. We don't need it. She said she got caught up in the heat of the moment and the heat of performance and she was nervous. No way. She doesn't look nervous. She wanted to be talked about because no one's talked about her in a while. And she has truly been missing in action. M.I.A.? Yeah. Is she the one that does that song, Paper Planes? Yeah. That's a good song, man. I know. I had to. Guess what I did yesterday when I got home. Went home and looked her up and read all about her. Of course you did. Yep. Well, and it worked. Yep. We're all a bunch of dolts. Would that just follow the leader? What are you going to do? That's a good song, though. I can't take that away from her. This is a good song. She's giving a bird to the camera, though. Come on. It's a Super Bowl. Mind your manners. People didn't like it when Janice Jackson showed her nipple and she had a piece of jewelry stuck to it. I rather enjoyed that one, but...
It was an accident. Poor girl malfunctioned. Hey, you know what? If you slow down... Okay, so you know how Nicki Minaj and MIA performed in the Super Bowl? Yep. If you slow down Nicki Minaj's voice, it sounds just like Jay-Z and it's a trip. Nicki Minaj is a big deal right now. And listen to her slowed down a jillion times. That's Nicki Minaj. Slow it down. Sounds like Jay-Z. Doesn't that sound like Jay-Z? Yes. That's awesome. I like it better. Yeah. It's a trip.
Anyway, in the very coveted adults 18 to 49-year-old demographic, the Super Bowl earned a 40.5 rating. That is monstrous. Monstrous. Dang. The TV show The Voice capitalized on it, too. I watched it. Lauren watched it. It had a big, huge rating, and 37.6 million people checked it out. Wow. Dude, that is a ton of people. Here's what the NFL had to say about MIA. flipping the bird. The obscene gesture in the performance was completely inappropriate. Very disappointing. We apologize to our fans. Here's what NBC said. They put the blame on the NFL. They go. The NFL hired the talent and produced the halftime show. Our system was laid to obscure the inappropriate gesture and we apologized to our viewers. It was the NFL's fault. So.
We don't know if they're going to get fined. Janet Jackson, half a million bucks. Yeah. CBS got fined half a million bucks when her nipple showed. So you never know. A nip slip. It'll get you. I liked it. Did you? Yeah. It's still a nipple. Woods will take it even if it's in National Geographic magazine. Yeah, I guess so. Takes me back to my youth. Garth Brooks is 50 today. Wow. Chris Rock is 47. Man, getting old. I know. I can't believe that he is. That's how old he is. Is that old? Ashton Kutcher is... Ashton Kutcher. No, Ashton Kutcher is... Ashton Kutcher. Ashton Kutcher is 34. Ashton Kutcher. Ashton answered. Ashton Kutcher. James Spader. Oh, happy effing birthday. Happy birthday. James Spader from the movie Pretty in Pink. In The Office. In The Office. That's right, yeah.
Greatest TV name ever. Boston Legal. Robert California is his name. James is 52 years old today. Wow. He's always going to be 17, drinking scotch, wearing a white suit in the hallway. Actually, he was 37 then. With a lion's mane for a haircut. Okay? A blonde, bleach blonde lion's mane and white pants. So, suck it. That's James Spader. 100%. He is so great. If you've never seen James, he's the smarmiest. If in the 80s you needed a smarm ball, it was him or Billy Zabka from Karate Kid. Those were the two. They probably fought for all the smarmy guy roles. Hello. Hi, James. This is your agent. Hi, agent. I don't know your name, but what are you calling about? Well, we have a role for you. You're going to play a hero that rescues an entire airplane that crashes. I'm not interested. I want to be... When the plane crashes, are there survivors? Yeah, there's 42 survivors. Are any of them women? Yes. Married? Yes. I want to be the guy that makes love to them. All of them. As their husbands are dying. That's me. I want to be that.
That's the role. That's the role I would like. Don't call me back unless you have it. Don't call me back. If they'll write a character in that wants to mate with the females that survive, regardless of whether or not they can walk. I'd also settle for the guy that assesses and places blame on the people that caused the accident. I'd love to be that guy. Okay? So if that can be written in as well. Divisant punishment. Right. Saliana from the band Godsmack. He's 44. 44. Still rocking it. Giant big loops in his ears. Probably still getting over the loss of the Patriots losing this weekend. Listen to this one. There's a gentleman by the name of Felix Baumgartner. He's from Austria. And he would like to break the world record for jumping out of an airplane.
He's going to do it from 23 miles up in the sky. Wow. The atmosphere ends at approximately 62 miles up in the sky. Whoa. So this guy is going to have to be taken up there in a special hot air balloon, or excuse me, weather balloon, because airplane doesn't go that high. Wow. Airplanes do not go. 121,440 feet. Wow. Usually that's about four times what your plane cruises at. Yeah, he's going to be wearing a suit that looks like a NASA suit. Otherwise he would explode because it's so high up. 121,440 feet. He'll be flying down at 690 miles an hour. Oh my gosh. And even at flying 690 miles an hour. 190 miles an hour. It will take him 10 minutes. Oh, my gosh. Going 690 miles. Hope we get audio. So there's not going to be a pilot. They're just going to send him up in a balloon. Send him up in a weather balloon. And then does the balloon come down? I don't know. Eventually. He just jumps. Different type of guy. Whole different type of breed. He does not take eucalyptus bubble baths. No. No, I don't. Never has.
Never will. I disagree with you. He doesn't. No. Trust me. Listen. He didn't even take baths. My thought on Felix Baumgartner of Austria is that if he feels chilled and he thinks to himself a bubble bath would feel good with Epsom salts, those are always the guys that surprise you. I don't know. I've met a bunch of Austrians. They don't smell so nice. That's a true statement. All right. So maybe he didn't put the bubble bath in there. Just sponge bath. Just water. Water on the shower. Yeah, just splashes it on himself from the birdbath. Yeah. Yeah, my coworkers are giving me a hard time because I took a bath yesterday because I had chills. Nice beaver. Whatever. It won't stop me from doing it again. You'll think about it. You might not tell us next time. Yeah, you won't tell us next time. I'll tell you. If you want to know, I'll tell you, but it won't stop me. I'm past that point. You're giving up. Yeah, you know, I don't know that if it's giving up. Because I was thinking about confidence the other day. I believe that I have more confidence than I give you or anybody credit for. In fact, I feel like it's a scam. I feel like I'm scamming people most of the time when I try to pretend that I don't have any. I do. It's kicked in the D right now. There's no doubt about it. It's been kicked in the D. But I still, I got it. You know, I still have it. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to tell you that I took a bubble bath. I didn't pass gas. I tried. I couldn't. I tried.
Why did you try? Because I thought it would be fun. It is fun. There was no one in the room. Oh, my God. There was no one in the bathroom, and I thought, gosh, that'll be fun. And there's no one here. I never thought that less than 24 hours later I'd be telling an audience, a captive radio audience, that I did that. But what more do I have to offer you except for my heart and soul? The truth is I tried to pass gas in a bubble bath yesterday, and I couldn't. Save that. Hey, listen. What is more embarrassing, the fact that I took said bubble bath or the fact that I couldn't even succeed at tooting in the bubble bath? You don't want to force it. Yeah, you don't. You don't want to. You got to relax. You could have been taking a really dirty bath after that. It's a true story. Don't force it. Don't. Could blow out an O-ring. Right, Jay? You could, but I can't find the job. Taking a mud bath. You know what I mean? That's hideous. I think I know what you mean. Game over, man. Game over. It's going to warm up. In case you were wondering, it is going to warm up. Here's the deal. It's going to rain tonight or tomorrow morning. I'm just listening. You're always talking. It's going to warm up. Here's the deal. It's been kind of cold.
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Give me a flight to Mammoth, which is pretty cool. Plus, I'm going to give you a $75 gift code to ProFlowers.com, which is pretty cool. Enter you into a grand prize or a Valentine's dinner for two at the Palm Restaurant downtown, which is fancy schmancy and awesome and cool and really great. Don't forget, 5.30 to 9 a.m. on February 17th, which is a Friday, L.O.B. is going to be dancing on stage like a pussycat doll. with 10 other girls, and we're doing a live broadcast. It's free. You can come down there. We will be selling food and drink, but it's free to get in. Come down, check us out, hang with us. Super Bowl fallout, Woods. What do you got? Yeah, there's a bit of a hangover from the Super Bowl. I told you yesterday, towards the end of the show, about Giselle Bündchen, who is Tom Brady's wife, made some comments. She was getting off an elevator at Lucas Oil Stadium, and Giants fans were giving her a hard time. Hey, we own your husband. We own your husband. She said, quote, you have to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball. My husband cannot effing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times. So Tom Brady's going to have to have a little. I saw it. I don't have any problem with it. I don't either. But he is going to have to have a little chit chat with his wife. And she needs to not do that, I think. Listen, when I heard the story, I thought it was different than what it actually was. It was an out of context bit.
What I thought it was, was they were yelling at her and she was yelling back. Yeah. She wasn't. What it was, was that she was surrounded by a bunch of bodyguards and people from Lucas Oil Stadium. And she was taking a drink of her water bottle and said to the people that were standing there with her, my husband can't throw the ball and blah, blah, blah. She didn't yell it back at them. She was speaking. Right. And so apparently what she can't do is speak. If it were anybody's wife, they would have talked to the person in front of them. It was embarrassing that they were yelling at her. It was embarrassing. It's kind of embarrassing that she is putting the blame on other people other than her husband. I mean, her husband is the guy that threw the big interception. Her husband didn't play a perfect game. You're right, but... Who cares what she said? People were yelling at her. Hey, Yoko, maybe zip your lip a little bit. Oh, stop. You know, just maybe zip it. He's not bringing her to practice. Is she Chris Collinsworth? He's not bringing her to practice and going, hey, my wife thinks that we should run more posts. I'd be pissed.
If I was Wes Welker, I'd be pissed. If I was Aaron Hernandez, I'd be pissed. Well, it hurts a little bit when it's true. It hurts more when it's true. It hurts more when it's true. And it is true. They dropped some very well-thrown balls by Tom Brady. Here's the other big story coming out of New England. So the game ends, right? The Super Bowl ends and the Patriots lose. There are now pictures that have surfaced of Rob Gronkowski, who's the all-world tight end, and Matt Light, who's an offensive lineman. They go to the post-game party and take their shirts off, and they dance like no one's watching. They lost the game? They lost the game. They dance, and they're up there with LMFAO, strike one, dancing with their shirts off strike two after they lost to Super Bowl strike three. I didn't really care about it, but people are losing. Patriot fans are losing their minds. Yeah, they wanted them to be at home hanging their head in shame. Left, yeah. Or Gronkowski at least, you know, resting up his ankle. Taking care of it. LV's got a point. She's got a point about Gronk. That guy could barely run during the game. Yet after the game. Yeah, just dancing. I'm sexy and I know it. Shaking his ass. Put your shirt on. Are you putting your weight on that ankle? Yeah. What, are you dancing on one foot? My biggest problem is that they have their shirt off. That's my number one problem. That's always a problem. Why are you shirtless?
Why'd you take your shirt off? You're at a club or wherever you are. Also, why are you up there dancing with LMFAO? It trips me out when people want to tell other people how they're supposed to act. No. React. React. That bit always slays me. When people, everybody has to have your reaction. And if they don't react the way that you react, then you call foul. For instance. Somebody's husband dies and she dates somebody a month later. Well, you're not supposed to. Right. You're supposed to grieve for, well, how long are you supposed to grieve? How long is it? You tell me how long. Now, if your husband dies and the very next day you're making out with a guy, it is weird. Strange. It's very strange. It seems very odd. We all grieve in different ways. Now, me, this is my bit. And we all do it different.
I may see said woman making out with said guy. The next day, I zip my lip because it's none of my beeswax. I go, oh, wow. In my head. I may even say to my wife, you know, so-and-so's making out with so-and-so and he's not even cold yet. Right. Maybe. Maybe. But probably what I do is just zip it. But a lot of people, they love to say what your reaction should be. Hey, listen. Is it a little... It's a little poor form to lose the Super Bowl and get up on. Rip your shirt off. I'd probably do something similar. I probably wouldn't take my shirt off. Probably. But I'd be like, well, why not? My season's over. Yeah, the season's done. Yeah. We screwed this thing up. I'm just going to get blasted. I heard an interesting take on it yesterday that, you know what? It may be the last time.
that all those guys are together again. Because, you know, free agency, people are going to be leaving. You get all the guys together. And you know what? You can't go back and change how the game ended. It's over. Let's just dance. Let's dance. Let's dance. I have to dance. Let's just dance. I'd go out. Blow it out. Be hammered. Is this Leslie? Or Lily? Ellie. Ellie, you want Team Fit or Team Fat? Fit. Yeah, girl. Lauren and Jay, hang on the line. And M1 Mix from El Cajon, you've got us, me and Woods. Hang on a second. Later on in our program, 820 to be specific, we're going to be talking to Troy from Swamp People. If you've never seen it, this is him. I think it's important to teach the grandkids how to drive the boats and do different things at the camp. I'm going to show you all how to drive the boats today, okay? You ready? We're in a little bit. I want to teach them everything I know about the woods and the swamps and the bayous. This is reverse. Down is reverse, but you always got to go to neutral. Papa's teaching them the ways of the swamp. Now go to fall. Like that. You got to get it in gear. And if you want to speed up a little bit, just give it a little bit gas, like that. If you want to speed up a little bit. Guy's a man right there. He is a stud. You can never be sad when you're listening to that type of music. That's true.
That guy is an alligator hunting SOB, and we're going to talk to him. He's on Swamp People. If you don't watch Swamp People, I don't want to know you. You've got to watch Swamp People. It's so good. It's so good. I forced it on Woods. I liked it. He liked it. It's so good. So anyway, we're going to do that. We're going to play catchphrase here in just a couple of seconds. I just wanted to tell you about Will Ferrell. He did a commercial during the Super Bowl, and it only got seen. In one town in Nebraska. Weird. Isn't that weird? It was for old Milwaukee beer. And it's really funny. It's him in a field. And they don't say anything. They play patriotic music, show him in a field of like wheat and barley, walking up to the camera. He gets close to the camera. They throw him an old Milwaukee. He catches it. He pops the top of it. And he's right about to say the words old. He's right about to talk. They put the words old Milwaukee on the screen and it cuts out. And that's it. That's it. It's genius. I think it's genius, too, because you know what the product is when you see it. There's not much explanation to it. And it definitely got people going.
Huh? Yeah. That's awesome. And they can pitch it to him. Look, we're not going to pay that much. You don't have to say anything. Yeah, you don't have to say anything. Stand there. North Platte, Nebraska is where they did it. Happy birthday to them. Yeah. Maybe he's from there. It's the only place it played. Only place that thing played. Weird. All right. Let's do a little bit of this. Very worried. You're on cold medicine. That's right. Listen, I'll operate fine. I need you to rise to the occasion. Abdo cold in the sinus will do me in, but I'm going to rise to the occasion. Here's the deal. We can't say the word that's in the clue, but we'll do fine. And we can't hit the stop button. I promise. I will not mess up this time.
We are playing for the first season of The Walking Dead on DVD. The scariest show on TV is back with new episodes February 12th, only on AMC. Zombie show. It's good. It's an excellent show. Okay, we're going to do, the category today will be SciTech. All right. Great. Here we go. LB, you ready? I am, yes. He hit the wrong button. Here we go. Hiroshima? Japan. Atom Bomb? Yes. Oh, that's good. Safari is one of these. You click on it to go to... Oh, a browser, a web browser. Keep going. Web Internet Explorer. Yep. Oh, wow. You have to get this taken at the doctor. They put a... Blood pressure. Yeah. Oh, wow. This was a very thick book from Stephen King with a clown. Oh, it. Yep. Oh, I don't hit the gas. I hit the... Brake. Brake pedal. Oh, gosh.
Flock of Seagulls song. 80s song. 80s music. First two words are up in... The sky. Up in the moon, the stars. Space age. Space age. Space age. I never heard of that. Space age love song. You know that song? No. No, okay. Alright, team one gets a point. First team to four. And I can change the category. You can, absolutely. Well, let's try it again. Are we ready? Yes. SciTech? SciTech. All right. Oh, and I have no idea what this is. Sound it out. I can't. Make it happen. There's no way. It's got to be something. Okay. All right. Let's see. Let's see. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. If you're going to put pasta through like a... Spaghetti. A colander. Another word might be a... Pasta press. No, to get the water to go through the holes. Plunger. Oh, colander. Colander. Collider. No, no, no, no, no. I said colander. A filter. A funnel. She's looking at Woods for a while. If you hurt your muscle, you're like... Hey, Woods, what are you doing? If you hurt your muscle, you're strained. Yes, okay. Strainer. A strainer. That's the second word. And the first word...
Let's say. Let's see. Strainer. Oh, God. Spaghetti strainer. There's no way. Andromeda strain. Andromeda strain. Andromeda strain. There's no way. Andromeda strain. That's why I was going to help. What's Andromeda strain? It's a novel, I think. And, well, it's a bunch of, I think it's a cluster of stars or something. I've heard it. I don't know what it is. That was a rough one. Andromeda. How you sound out, Andromeda. Andromeda. I thought it was Andromeda. All right. So it's 1-1. Did you give us a point, Mike? I gave you a point. Okay, good. I'm changing the category. Thank you. Good idea. To sports and games. Sports and games. Here we go. Here we go. Here they go. This is something that you do with a shotgun. Ski chute. You use dogs to do it. Duck hunting. That is correct. Oh, you ride a horse and you have a mallet and you're... Tally ho. Tally ho. Polo. They don't say tally ho when they say polo. This is a baseball team that Moneyball was about. The Oakland A's. Also... The A's. Also, the A's is short for... Athletics. Yep. Oakland Athletics. Yep. Okay. In football, once you get those 10 yards, once you reach the 10 yards... First down. Yes. Oh, wow. Oh, gosh. In baseball, when you do not make it, they say... You're out! Yep. Oh, I have a gun and I shoot these things. Shoot point blank. A bullet. Hollow point. No, no, but they're... Target. Yeah!
What is the deal? 2-1 us. 2-1 us. Hey, M1 Ellie, guess what? Your team fit is behind right now, so they need to catch up if you want to win this thing. Hang on. M1 Mix, we're doing this real good for you, pal. We're going to get it. Hang on. I'm going to stay with sports and games. All right, let's do it. Surfers do this. It's three words. Ride the wave. Oh, my God. You're a freaking genius. Okay. You play this with X's and O's. It's a game. Tic-tac-toe. Yep. Oh, wow. It happens in baseball, but you can also be a... Twitch hitter. Yes. Oh, my goodness. Oh, I got to have this one. I'm going to go kill a deer.
A rifle. Oh, no, it's when I sign up with a city. It's also when you drive. A permit. A Honduras permit. A license. Say those two words. A Honduras license. Yes. Oh, wow, wow. Kids do this at Halloween in a wooden thing. They stick their head down in there and they come up with... Bothing for apples. Yeah! No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. This is what you say you are. I'm a skilled... There's nothing wrong with you. I'm a perfect specimen. Just... Perfect. Yes, but... Perfect. Yeah! What was it? Perfection. Oh! Yes! Giving you clowns a point. That means we only need one more to do this. I just gave team one. I just pressed team one. That's good. We're three one up. No, you shouldn't have hit team one. I did. It says three one. That's good. That's it. 3-1. Okay. All right. That's right. That's okay, though, right? Yep. All right. I'm changing the category. No. No? Okay. I'll stay with sports and games. And guess what, M1 Mix? We are only one away from bringing this home for you. I'm not going to get it. All right? I'm not going to get it. They're like swimwear. Yeah. Hang on the line. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Totally. No problem. Okay. This is where Jay urinated, and he shouldn't have. Golf course. Fairway. Yes. He shouldn't have.
Oh, you play this. There's two teams, and the object is to get the other person's American flag. Yeah. Oh, capture the flag. Wow. You ride one of these if you're a jockey. A horse. Okay. And then this is a question. You're messing. You're messing. You're messing with me. You're screwing. You're screwing with me. Jay and I are always screwing with each other, pranking, playing. First word you said, though. Playing. Playing equestrian racing. No. Equestrian jumping. No. The first word you said, you're riding. Oh, my God. Riding around. That's the second word. That's the second word. Riding around the track. The first word is this. Riding. No. Horsing around. Horsing around. Damn it. Dang it. That means they're still staying within the game. Gosh, darn it. Ellie, they could still bring this home for you. They curse themselves. Hang on.
I'm changing it to entertainment. That's entertainment. All right, here we go. Okay, this is Miranda from Sex and the City. She's a redhead. Oh, wow. Okay, last name is like the president that was involved in Watergate. Clinton. No, Watergate. Nixon. Uh-huh. And the first name is... Cynthia Nixon. Yeah! This guy is an African-American with a lazy eye that was in... Oh, Forrest Whitaker! Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, she does America's Next Top Model. She's the host. Tyra Banks. Wow. Okay. Not an Oscar, but a... Emmy. And then when they give you the... Award? No, they give you... They pick who they like. Emmy nomination. Emmy winner. Close to the second word he said. Emmy nominee. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Come on, come on, come on. Oh, gosh. It is... I think Will Smith is in it. It's an ice skating thing.
Yeah! We win! We win! Will Smith is in. I'm like... M1 miss. M1 miss. Team Fat. Team Fat did it. Thank you, Mama. Hey, Mama. Hey, Grandma. Thank you. Thank you. Team Fat did it. Team Fat did it. Yep. Thank you. Totally. We did it. I don't think so either, man. I don't think you had it in you, but... Oh, man. I am the Advil Colden Sons. You did it. You guys doing fake fish and pretend you don't know words. That is not true. How dare you. How dare you're Will Ferrell. Will Smith. Ice skating. Darn it. Clinton. Wood was standing behind my shoulder. It freaked me out. He was involved in the Watergate scandal. Clinton. Clinton. Whitewater. Yeah. Did she say Whitewater? No, she said Watergate. No, but that's what I was thinking. I need. I love him.
I did say Will Smith because I was thinking of Wesley Snipes because I always think... Well, you're always thinking of Wesley Snipes. That's true. You're always thinking of... You love black men. I was thinking of a black Will Ferrell, which came out as Will Smith. Tally-ho. Tally-ho. When you play polo, you yell, Tally-ho. Tally-ho. That is exactly what you say. No. I always say Tally-ho when I'm playing polo. You do not. I want audio of that. Yes. Tally-ho. Tally-ho. I beg someone to bring... Half and half and breakfast burrito. Oh, no. I'll personally love you. Ooh. Hear about the guy that delivered his kid on the side of the road right here in San Diego? Had news on that. On people at 820. Mikey Show coming up. I always have to look my sexier. That's why I'm wearing these tight size 42 pens. Be a part of the show. 570-1949. Or shoot him a text. Text at 949mikey at gmail.com. I'm sorry, our time is up.
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Today, my journey to help save people money on car insurance brings me to the sunny state of California, which has over 840 miles of sandy beaches. So I've been brushing up on my surfer lingo in preparation. Wasabi, surfer bras and salty sisters? If you're jonesing to save sick money on car insurance, switching to Geico could be hyper fierce. Nah, nah. Slater, dudes. I think I've got it. To get a free rate quote, go to Geico.com. Then buy online, over the phone, or at your local Geico office. Geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. My wireless internet bill was really adding up. So to save some money, I just use my neighbor's unpassword-protected Wi-Fi for free. It's unpassword-protected because the signal doesn't go outside of the house. Now get off my couch. Not to mention, I recharge my laptop for free. Mm-hmm. Not free. And while I wait for all my downloads, they really need more bandwidth. I just grab a soda. Not much of a diet fan, but beggars can't be choosers. Not begging, you're just choosing. Neighbors are great. To get a free rate quote, go to GEICO.com. Then buy online, over the phone, or at your local GEICO office. Hey, Supercross fans. Join me, Jay, from the Mike Show this Friday, February 10th from 6 to 8 at the Escondido Cycle Center for their annual San Diego Supercross kickoff party. Stop by to meet and get autographs from all your favorite Honda Supercross stars like Chad Reed, Andrew Short, Kevin Winham.
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Lock yourselves down, people. Mike, you're not supposed to put Advil cold and sinus in a spoon and heat the bottom of it. Woods, tell me about Eli Manning on Letterman. Yeah, so Eli Manning, fresh off of his second Super Bowl MVP, goes to David Letterman. That's kind of a standard bit that quarterbacks do. And Letterman asks him, hey, Eli, what was it like? right after you guys won the game. You see all your teammates, you get a lot of hugs, see all your coaches, and then you go to the team hotel, have a big party for the team. I kind of host my own party for family and friends, so it's great. I walk in, I see a lot of my college teammates, high school teammates I've played football with. They're the first ones. I swear, they're more excited than I am. It's like they won the Super Bowl. That's awesome. How cool is that, man, walking in? It's amazingly just... We weren't even there, and it's cool to hear it. Yeah. Know he lived through it. Yeah, and Dave also asked him, so are you going to break Peyton's balls a little bit that you have an extra Super Bowl ring over him? All he'd have to do is say he's a four-time MVP of the NFL, the whole league. We'll see. We'll see. Forgot about that. Forgot about that. I'll take the rings.
Me too. Over the MVPs. Hardware is better than the MVPs, but I forgot about the four MVPs. That is something to tout. Absolutely. And also, if you didn't hear this, this is big news. Denver Broncos running back NoSean Moreno was arrested last week on DUI charge. Did you know that his license plate actually says sauced on it? And he got pulled over. He was going 70 in a 45 and was under the influence of alcohol. And I did want to tell you. I'd be remiss if I didn't. That sports was brought to you by Clearview Eye and Laser Medical Center. Why? Clearview Eye and Laser Medical Center. They're simply the best. Why? Can I pull the curtain back? Absolutely. During the commercial break, Woods says that one of his new bits is feeding ducks. Yep. Nice beaver. What's up, dude? You're feeding ducks. Yeah. What's wrong with that? Bread. Do you wear a cardigan? No. Legitimate question. No, why would I wear a cardigan? Well, okay, because I took crap this morning. You took a bubble bath. I know I did. Yeah, same thing. Okay, you, do you, you, your new bit is going down and feeding freaking ducks. Yeah. What's the name of that park you went to? That's where I went, same place. The one in San Marcos? Yeah. Did you have a child with you? No, I don't have any children. My wife and I can't have a baby. You didn't take anybody else's kids? No, I don't.
I mean, I don't just grab kids and go to the park. That would be sex pervertedness and kidnapping. Were you listening to like some sort of like transistor radio or something? No, I had my iPod. Do you put the iPod on a song that would sort of give a soundtrack to the sadness of you feeding ducks alone? No, I was listening to the new Chino Moreno side project called Crosses. I was listening to that new album. So you were being hard. No, it's very mellow. Do you bring a bag of bread with you? I took, this time, yes, I brought an entire loaf, but I didn't use the whole loaf. Do you bring, I have a legitimate question. Okay, legitimate. Legitimate. Do you take a stick with a handkerchief tied to the end of it with your belongings inside the handkerchief? No. You do not. A hobo. I have a legitimate question. Okay. I know we've been messing with you. Do you wear overalls down there and no shirt underneath? Why would I wear overalls? I'm just feeding ducks. I wanted some, I wanted. Okay, no more messing around. Okay. I have a legitimate question. Okay. Do you have a piece of straw sticking out of your mouth? No. Out of the side of your mouth? Have a dip of Copenhagen Long Cut In. I have a legitimate question. Okay. We all know you're, you know, a guitar player. Yes. Did you bring your banjo down? I did not. Just to play it. I did not. Don't own a banjo. Do you, in fact, are you, in fact, picking and grinning when you're feeding the ducks? Picking and grinning. No, I just needed a little peace and quiet, and I had to feed them. How would I feed them bread? Yeah. Bread, I told you. Wheat or white? Wheat.
Look at you. Looking out for the ducks. First of all, this new bit is so many fold. It is. It's an onion. It's an onion. We got to peel it back. I love it. Number one. I have a lot of time on my hands. Like a complete a-hole during the commercial break. Like just nonchalant. So I tell you guys I fed ducks the other day. Was it that park you went to, Mark? Yeah. I go, really? You fed ducks? I thought he was kidding. It's peaceful. I go, the same place? Yeah. Same place. Same place. Very peaceful. Next time you go to that park, those ducks are going to be huge. I like it. Woods overfeeding them. I'm an animal lover, as you know. Lauren, percentage of chance Woods overfed the ducks. I didn't. Slice for you, slice for me. No, you don't give them a whole slice. You'd pick and throw. He's going to go there every day. Not every day. Three times a week. Woods, it isn't possible for you to do something not wrong.
I guarantee you overfed the ducks. I didn't. I only used a half of a loaf, and there were a ton of ducks. There's a ton there. And it makes me happy. Throwing it out there, watching them go get it, makes you happy. Yeah, it makes me happy. You like the ocean. I like the pond. Wow. That's a good word. Peaceful. I can't take it away from you. No, it's peaceful. It's peaceful. It's a bit sad, but it's also a little. 35-year-old man feeding ducks alone. 36-year-old man. You ever have a reflective time? That's what I was doing. I was reflecting on... Hey, I have a legitimate question. They were ducks. And if you don't want to tell me, you don't have to tell me. Okay. You probably won't. You're in a period. You don't have to tell me. That's a personal question. That's really inappropriate. That is an appropriate question to ask you. Because if you were... A lot of times when that happens, there's a...
flow of estrogen into the system and it makes you do stuff you wouldn't normally do. You know, really what I was thinking about was just how great it would be to be a dad. You know, and how so many around me are so lucky with so many kids. Don't you turn it around. Don't you turn this around. I often think about... Do not rob me. I often think about... What would it be like to throw the baseball in my backyard with my child? I would love to continue talking to you about it, but... We have one of the ducks on the line right now. Of course you do. Hi, duck. This is one of the ducks that Woods overfed. I didn't overfeed anybody. Didn't you? What's the matter, little ducky? You're so full. Too much bread? Too much. Did he give you too much bread? Ow. He's saying ow. I love it. Did he bind you up or what? Woods. You can't bind the ducks up. I didn't. I only used half a loaf. I don't know what she'd say. I don't either. It's amazing, though. Hey, duck, thank you for calling.
Oh, I got that. Bye-bye. A duck would say the F word and we'd have no idea. Woods is just down there. Just reflecting. Yep. Just reflecting with a big bag of Roman meal. It was Roman meal. It was Roman meal. Just playing I love you, I love you not. Just throwing them in there. I was just thinking. I needed to get away. I need to get out of the house and just go think. Duck, you're my only friend. Hey, you, Duffy. Look at those shiny feathers. No, it's just nice. Nice to get outside. I wish I was more like you and water just came off my back like that. It doesn't, though. You don't have a care in the world, do you, Duck? Look at you. Look at you. Calm on top and paddling like crazy underneath. Yeah. That's me. You'd never know what was happening underneath just by looking at you on the top. I feel like a duck sometimes. Sometimes I don't. I don't see what's so funny about it. Duck you guys. Don't you? I don't know the duck you're talking about. Can't duck me shoes. No, I just want to think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you teach me how to duck top?
We were thinking about starting our adoption process again. Hey, don't you do that. Don't you turn this. Don't you turn this. Don't you turn this. Do you guys remember? Don't rob us of you feeding freaking ducks. Do you remember this time last year when that girl that was going to give us her baby when she changed her mind? And do you remember when she kept the name that we gave the kids? Oh, did you guys know she's pregnant again too? So I was just thinking about all that stuff. It was heavy on my mind. Heavy on my heart. Hey, speaking of, a guy delivered a baby on the side of the road yesterday. I wonder if it's up for adoption. Oh, boy. They're going to keep the baby. Another one bites of dust for the kid and his wife. Who knows? 26 years from now, that very same child could be feeding ducks. Yeah, that's true. You did it. Just listening to Chino. I did it with the... The wife. I don't have kids. I don't have kids. I don't have a wife, Mike. I don't love the wife, Mike. She works. She works. We went on the weekend, pal. I know, with the kids. Listen, call me or suicide prevention. I'm not suicidal. I was in a great mood. Call us. Don't reach out. You know what I mean? Lauren, she won't take your call, but call her. It felt...
Like I was getting a load off. A loaf off? It felt like you were getting a loaf off. A couple of loaves. You got a half a loaf off. There he goes. He's done. He's done. He's on the bean bag. I was getting a loaf off. Was it soft? There's your farty ducks out there full of Roman meal. Well, I bought this loaf of bread like a few weeks ago and I'm off bread. So I don't eat any bread. I need to interview you. Okay, fire away. When did it occur to you? This was Friday. If you're just tuning in, Woods feeds ducks alone. Go ahead. Friday. I went to the gym. Yes. And I got home early. And Jamie was working all day. So I had seven hours to myself. You said, I got to kill some time. And some ducks. And so what did you, how did the thought of going alone to feed ducks occur to you? I wanted to go outside, but. You thought, look, I'm either going to hang myself or I'm going to feed ducks. I wasn't suicidal. I wasn't even sad. Okay. Okay. I wasn't sad. I was feeling good. You're feeling good. I just worked out five days in a row. I was feeling really good about myself. And like most guys, you were like, ugh, five days. I'm feeding some ducks. I would love to visualize him in his fleece and shorts with a backwards hat just loading up the car with a loaf of bread. That duck feeder over there. Look at that duck feeder. He gave me such a hard time for taking a bubble bath yesterday. It's not even comparable. He was giving me.
He's like, he looked at me straight in the eyes. He goes, I'm worried about you. I go, why? He goes, because you take bubble baths. Yeah, that's worrisome. And I go, and I said, and I go, and I, for a moment in my head, I was like, I'm not starting. He got me. Meanwhile, in the commercial break, he admits to us. Tell you guys to fish some ducks. That's fine. I'm going back. Of course you are. Did you name them and all that? No, no. That would be weird, Mike. No, Mike. No, I haven't named them. We had at our lake house. What do you think I am? At our lake house in Texas, we had some ducks and we used to feed them. Plus, and you want to know the real reason? You know the real reason? Yes. Sopranos. Sopranos. Tony. Don't try to become a... How dare you? You're such a hard-ass... No, he liked it. Yes, Woods. He liked it. You're a mafioso duck feeder. That's why I wanted to do it. You're a mafioso duck feeder. I thought it may help me work through some issues in my head. Was it relaxing? Yeah, it was awesome. Had some music going. They were so happy. It was really... It's beautiful, that park. They were so happy. Based on the way that you told us, have you told your wife, Jamie? No, I didn't. Get her on the phone.
Please get Jamie on. Is she? Is she? Get her on the phone. Get her on the phone. Get her on the phone. Get her on the phone. Get her on the phone. Get her on the phone. Yes, please. We're going to tell your wife, live on the radio, that you are a duck feeder. And I want you to get one thing straight here, buddy. What's that? You're a duck feeder. Froud of it. And there ain't no getting around it. I'm out. No, no, no. I'm out and proud. You're a lone duck feeder. He's a serial duck feeder. I'm out and proud. You sicko serial duck feeder. He's going to find different parks and different ducks. Just hit up multiple parks a day. They're going to love to see me coming, dude. You are on websites, dude. You are finding places. You love animals. He's going to rob a bread truck. You're going to rob a Roman meal bread truck. I'll be like Robin Hood. Yeah. I'll steal from the rich to give to the ducks. Yeah. I'm in on it. It's fun. It's great. I'm in on it. And I'm going back. Since you made fun, I'm going back. Now I'm going back. I love it. I love him. I want video. Why don't you guys come with me sometime? It's so much fun. I want the video of you leaving the house with a loaf of bread in your hand, driving over there. L.O.V. Imagine him walking. Walking. Yes. Walking with a loaf of bread. Walking down. There's a loaf in his hand. And he's walking down. And we're like iPod in. iPod in. You know, like thinking, thinking, walking.
down the thing because you got to make the z's to get down there and then walking out onto the little dock and then getting out there you could like start a little business like a duck feeding business like sell duck feed i was sitting yeah and you know how you can there's this area where you can sit and you kind of dangle your legs over No, I've never been to said pond. Well, I was thinking about going for a walk on the beach, but I thought, how cliche is that? Yeah, right? You know, I mean, every other clown in this city is doing it. I want to go feed some ducks. It's also perverted to walk alone as a man. With a loaf of bread. On the beach. On the beach, it is very perverted. She won't answer. See, she's working. She's bringing home the bacon. She's a good woman. Oh, I wish. Just listening to Deftones music. I find some nice fat ones today. Actually, I hope I find some skinny ones. They probably need it. Just ripping it up. The snuffing. Yep. It's true. I don't know how long I'll be here today. Could be 15 minutes. Could be... I'm going to see where the day takes me. I was there about 45 minutes. I'm going to see how many of these ducks... Did it occur to you even one time when you were down there feeding ducks alone what we might think of it? I didn't care. I know you didn't. I still don't care. I know you...
I'm going back. It's raining today. I'll go tomorrow. That's what gets me about you. The nerve. Yes. The nerve. The nerve. The nerve on you. Yeah, soprano style. To just soprano style. I'm in. Now it's a soprano style. Yeah, now, like, this is what all tough gangsters do. Yes. They feed ducks. Just sitting there thinking. Identical woods. Creepy duck feeder. I love it. That you loan. I'm in on it. How big of a piece do you give? A little. A little. Little. Just little. Yeah. Make it last longer. Keeps them wanting more. Yeah. I found that the smaller the piece, the longer you can stay.
Do they fight over it? They do, and that's the best part, is watching them all scrounge for the same piece of bread. You've got to keep them one more. I want to put you under a microscope and study you. You like the power. No. It's not about the feeding. It's about the control. It's about the control and the power. When I walked away, when I was walking back to my car, I felt satisfied. And did you feel like, God help me, I'm going to do it again. Oh, yeah. In my mind, I went. Just out here changing lives. Out here. You Dutch work for me. Yes. Just out here changing lives, dude. When he said they were so happy. They were. They were so happy. It's that look in their eyes. It's sweet. It's sweet. When they come up to him and it's that moment that he sees in their eyes where they lock eyes and the duck knows I'm about. He studies the duck. He studies the duck. I love animals. I love animals. He does. It's sweet. It is sweet underneath it all. Yeah. Underneath the weirdness. Hey. It's weird. It may be a little weird, but I don't care. Don't listen. Don't anyone post a sketch of the person seen in the parks. Yes. And who let the ducks out? Yes. Don't anyone sketch a police...
sketch of the man that they... Just open face. Open mouth. Headphones in. Headphones in. Feeding done. Don't anybody put that sketch on our Facebook page? I was... I had kind of a rough afternoon Friday. I was verbally sparring on Facebook with some people. I was defending my friend Mike and, you know, it gets to me. So I had to go. I had to go to the park. Mike's drawing a sketch. Hey, I was just defending your religious freedom, okay? Sorry. Just fighting wars? Just fighting wars, man. Just waging battles? Yeah. Just fighting for your freedom of speech. Fighting duck wars? Here's my friend. I'm drawing a picture of my friend, Stephen Woods. With a PHC. With a PHC. It's a perfect haircut. A fresh PHC. A fresh PHC. Just out there feeding ducks. You're a monster. Identical. Identical Woods. Oh, I love you. Identical Woods. Just out there. Pretty close. God love you. Man. So close. God love you. A little porn stat. Just a little crust ash. Yeah, crust ash. Oh, my gosh, Woods. You're the best person alive. I'm going again tomorrow if anybody would like to join me.
Let's go feed some ducks. I'm in. You'd like it. Now you're going with me. I've done it. I did it with my wife. You were forced to. I did it on my own accord. Let me get some audio of you guys feeding ducks. Oh, my gosh. Totally. Oh, my gosh. It's the greatest. Don't you divert the attention. You can't. Gosh, won't anybody buy us some half and half in a burrito, please? Gosh. I don't even know what we were going to be doing right now. Our program director is going to be furious that we talked about you feeding ducks for 30 minutes. I don't care, man. That was funny. I don't care. Hey, Mike, it's Garrett, your program director. Yeah, what are you talking about ducks for half an hour? Do you want to talk about Palestine? Garrett? Yeah? I apologize for...
Stephen Woods making the Palestine comment. Hey, Mike. I didn't say that. Hey, Mike. Woods did. You know Jack White's got a new single coming out? You're a D. You're such a D. Maybe he'll bring you some half an hour. Mikey Show now. Text him at 949mikey at gmail.com or call Mikey now. 570-1949. More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. How do we follow that up? I mean, the only thing I can say is... Let's say that you're at home and you're not out feeding the ducks and you want to move your television to a place where there's no cable outlet. With AT&T U-verse, you could put that TV anywhere you want. Imagine if you could do the same thing with ducks. You could feed ducks wherever you wanted. You weren't just limited to the pond. Well, with AT&T U-verse, you could put that TV...
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Okay. I eat a Kraft American Singles. That's right. I drive a Chevy truck. Lauren. I'm going to go get the frozen bottle and break me off a piece of algae every morning and just down the hatch. And Jay. If my dog bites me too hard, we're playing. I'll hold him down and I'll go right for this jugular. On FM 94.9. Friday, February 17th. Lauren O'Brien dancing on stage at the House of Blues. Live broadcast. Everybody's welcome. It's free. They'll charge you for food and drinks. But Lauren O'Brien will be dancing on stage February 17th, and we will be doing a live broadcast. I've been practicing. At home? Yep, practicing at home. Panties and bra? Yeah. I just said panties. Panties, panties. No, just regular clothes. Thanks to Nikki at Bit of Burlesque. Yes. What's Bit of Burlesque? Spring peaches. What's burlesque? I think he meant to say a bit of burlesque. I think he did. I think he did. What is it? A bit of burlesque?
There you go. A bit over. That's what I did say. I'm going to have to ask Jay to be quiet during this next story because you will want to make comments. You can count on me. According to a new study, women lose interest in sex longer than they spend in a relationship with someone. Now listen to this. Hang on. Hang on. I haven't given you the meat of the story yet. Give me the meat. Men do not lose interest in sex. A survey of college students found that for every two months a woman spends in a relationship, her level of sexual desire goes down by 1%. Now, if we were to carry that into married life, Rebecca and I have been together since 1998. That's 14 years. Whoa. That equates into, Jay, that equates to 168 months.
Divided by two means that her desire for me has gone down by 84%. Seems a little low. It's a bit conservative. Well, see, here's the thing. That's the one thing you ladies can hold over our heads, is that we don't get tired of you guys that way. You get tired of us. No, they don't. Not all women. Super J. I don't know what you're talking about. Super J. Super J. I mean, you're a woman. Tell us. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, Jay. I would make love to you forever. No, I'm talking about her relationship with Matt. Has it gotten old? It's not as spicy as it used to be. Oh, it's never as spicy as it used to be, but... I wish that we could hear Kim's inner thoughts because she'd be like, I'm so tired of...
That man crawling on top. I'm so tired of that man. Her words exactly. I'm going to turn you inside out. All right. You shouldn't have shared that. I'll see you guys later. You really shouldn't have shared that. I'm out. I'm leaving. I can't. I want to go with you, though. Let's go. I'm done. Can we? What if it's lost? I'll do phones. I'll put Adam in here. I can't do it. There's so many reasons. I can't handle Kim saying I'm going to turn you inside out. I can handle a lot of that. Tell people that. First of all, it's an atrocity of a lie. No, there's no question. One thousand percent true. There's no question that's an atrocity of a lie. True. Number two, it's so filthy that I can't stand it. I feel like I was dipped in a filth bath. Yeah. A German filth bath. Like if there was a big giant yellow bucket that said German filth bath. Yeah, we just had to jump in it. Wiener time. I feel more like I was stabbed over and over again with a bunch of razors. Yeah. And then just left out in the cold. Yes. Well, and it started raining salt. Yeah. I feel like I just walked into the aftermath of an adult film shoot. And I'm like, oh, God, I got to go home and take a shower. Guaranteed she's never said. Guaranteed. Even in the midst of.
Their youth. Yes. Nope. 25 years ago. 25 years ago, she didn't say. 100%. 25 years ago, she didn't say, I'm going to turn you inside out. You're not supposed to share that stuff. You're not supposed to lie either, Lauren. You're not lying. He's not lying. I actually believe him. Do you? I do. It's 100% true. I'm short of breath. I believe him. I'm short of breath. My blood pressure's up now. And she did. That is pillow talk. And she did. Yeah, it's pillow talk. And she did. And she did turn him inside out. Is that what he means? Yes. I hope they're out of the way to school right now. Why do you believe him? Because people say crazy things. You're telling me a big fat lot. No. People say crazy things in the heathen moment. I can't control my horny level. He's over to die. Where do you go from there? You should have played that clip for Jay before he said it. Yeah. She can't keep her hands up.
It's true. 27 years. It's like the first time. Yeah, I don't care what that study says. Actually, you always say 27, but it's 24, Wood. Wood always says 27, but we've been together 27. She's like every wife, man. She's like, oh, I don't want that wrinkly old sausage. That's true. That overcooked turkey sausage. Turkey wiener. In a field of gray. That's been... That's been on the grill way too long. It's been on the grill in the middle of summertime. Yeah, everyone was drinking Manhattans and they forgot that they were cooking turkey dogs. And they're like, oh my God, we have stuff on the grill. Burned to a crisp. Plumped because you cooked it. Jay's like, don't worry, that's just my wiener. That's just my dog. Oh, that wrinkly old thing? That belongs to me. It's supposed to be laying in a pillow of Heather. It's only wrinkly when it's at rest. Supposed to be in a little... Somebody lay that down in a big old pile of cotton balls. Gray cotton balls. Who's hungry? We paint the cotton balls gray. Color the cotton balls gray.
Give me some, what are those wool? Steel wool. Steel wool. It's a wiener. It's steel wool. Hey, more steel wool. More steel wool. More steel wool. More steel wool. I need some steel wool. Put more steel wool in there and then lay that turkey dog on top of it. Hoo, hoo, hoo. What's in the news? He's up to something. He's so mad right now. Somebody wrote in that said they'll bring you half and half of the burrito. I just deleted it. I deleted it. I deleted it. Then some Afrin. I have some. You do? Is that Afrin? It's saline. No, that ain't going to work, bro. I need steroidal Afrin. That seems a little personal. Yeah. M1 Natron. I'll bring you guys half and half and some burritos. Give me an order, a place you want them from, plus... An address to the station. Okay. I'm going to now use a multi-million dollar broadcast facility to let him know that what I'd like is a California breeder from Santana's. Is there one close? I don't care, Woody. I don't care. Why don't you make it convenient for him around here? Why don't you go get some Roman meal?
It's all in the rest, see? You just pop it up, pop it out there, flick it a couple times. Who's Woody, by the way? Yeah, who's Woody? That's my friend Woods when I am high on Advil cold and sinus. That's M1 Natron rotosat. And our address is 1615 Murray Canyon Road. It's the Booz Allen Hamilton building, and we're on the seventh floor. Buddy, it ain't like M1 Lush or M1 Bookworm bringing it down here. But it ain't half bad. I'll take you, Natron. I'm good. I have chicken breast and broccoli. Yep. I had yogurt. LLB. Both of those girls are going to be part of the dance troupe. Yes. That is a true story. Both married, mind you. Both part of the... Are they married? Both of them, yeah. Yeah. I've met both of their hubbies. I know Bookworm's married. I didn't know Lush was married. Yeah. Lucky, lucky, lucky guys. They both look like models. Yes, they do. As do all the girls in the dance group. Yeah, smoking hot group. All right, what else? Oh, oh, oh, those food trucks. The food trucks here in San Diego, they are good. They taste really good. The problem? Whether it's Super Q, Sushi Ninjas, or the Gooch, food trucks in San Diego have plenty of fans. It was wonderful. They cruise the county and tweet where you can find them.
This week I've got barley with hazelnut butter. We were curious if health inspectors are giving food trucks the same glowing reviews that customers are. The county's environmental health department does not make it easy for the media to find information that should be available to everyone. Our media partner, UT San Diego, had to request the truck's inspection information under the state's Open Record Act. It revealed that of the 1,091 food trucks and carts that operate at any time during the past two years, 542 of them, about half, received at least one violation. Violation descriptions range from a lack of protection from contamination to problems with food handler training. One, we noted, had a vermin problem and was shut down. Vermin. Vermin. Vermin. Vermin. Vermin's road. Yeah. It's hideous. Yeah, it's hideous. Now, lest you think that it's all them food trucks, it's not. Some of them are very clean and well, most of them. I should say most of them. And by the way, they make fantastic food. Those food trucks are now making. I went to one the other day because I like it was at Home Depot. I preferred that over anything else that I could go buy. What'd you have? I had a.
Polish dog that had onions and peppers and stuff like that. And the dude's from New York. And, oh, legit, dude. I mean, legit food. There was a truck, a late night truck in Encinitas where I got mac and cheese on a stick and truffle fries. Oh, yeah. For late night food. I was like, oh, yeah. Now, some of them are not, don't have the greatest, you know, cleanliness. But you've got to ask. You've got to start snooping around. Do they have the letters, like the letter A? Some of them do. Some of them have the letter grade. There's 542 trucks or carts that were cited for at least one violation during an inspection in 2010 and 11. There's only 43 inspectors out there for the whole county. Imagine that's what you'd do. 32 mobile facilities ordered closed by the Department of Environmental Health. 10 and 11. 32 of them, they said. Close your doors. You're scroungy. You're a bunch of filters. Seems like it'd be easy to keep it clean. Just kind of spray it out. No, they're not that big. It's a problem. Just clean it. Throw some Windex on that thing. But people, you know, some people. 5701949, you want to call us? Troy from... Hello? Hello? Troy from Swamp People's going to be on.
Gosh, that's a good show, man. And that show is blowing up in popularity. They could do the whole show just on Troy. I think it's important to teach the grandkids how to drive the boats and do different things at the camp. I'm going to show you how to drive the boat today, okay? Oh, what a life. Just out there hunting an alligator. Your own boss. Yeah. It sounds like a good life. Oh, they make a ton of dough, too. They do. They make a ton of dough. They limit out on those gators. Now they get the show and all the merch and all the DVDs and all that crap. I'll tell you what the biggest downside to that is, the bait. Well, and the fact that an alligator may rip your arm off. I don't think that's the worst part. It would be for me. Well, they got a gun. It's true. They got a gun. I couldn't do it. No way. Yeah, Woods is afraid and almost got bit by one because his friend thought he was going to be funny. Yeah. 570. $194.9. Marcy's on the line. She's calling in from Vista. You there, Marcy? I am. What'd you want to say? My family has owned and run food truck companies since I was a little girl. I'm 36 now. And even when I was in L.A., I used to go with my dad early in the morning and go on the food trucks with him. And I can tell you that at the end of the day, these cooks would clean these trucks like you would not believe. Nice.
And the health department would come out at least once every couple of months and check out the, you know, the trucks and make sure that they were up to par. And, I mean, even now my uncle's back out here in San Marcos opening up his company again. And, I mean, I was just mentioning that, you know, people give these trucks Roach Coach, you know, their name. But at the end of the day, these cooks come out. at the end of the day and they scrub and clean. Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Yeah. For the most part, I think you're right. Yeah. For the most part, I think people are clean. The story in the UT is that some of them are scroungy. I guess even restaurants, you know. Yeah, it's just that the restaurants are, at least according to the UT, it seems like the restaurants are a little bit more, they're a little bit more strict. Right, right.
telling you that, you know, even I know for a fact that the health department do come out and monitor the truck. They did come out. Yeah, they do. They do. I mean, I said that there's 43 field inspectors out there doing the job. The problem is, is there a train going by? Yeah, I'm headed by the Serena Valley coaster. The trouble is, the trolley is. is that 542 trucks or carts were sighted in 2010 and 11. So, you know, hey, listen, hats off to you and your family. You guys run a clean truck. The truth of the matter is, is that I don't really care. If the truck is clean or the truck isn't clean, I'll eat from it. If it tastes good. If it tastes good. And I know that that's not right. I'm just telling you the truth. If I walked up to one of those trucks and I knew for a fact that it wasn't all that clean, but they served one heck of a Polish dog, give me it. Yeah, I'll eat it. Out of sight, out of mind. Out of sight. Hey, listen, I mean, if you ever travel abroad, what do you think? What is the rating? What is the rating? No rating. No rating. Taco Stan in Mexico. Please. It's so delicious. So delicious. Mystery chicken in Thailand. Yeah. Oh, God. That's dog. It'll be. I mean, so, you know, I'm very pro food truck. I really am. I eat from them and I think they make really delicious food.
For the most part, I think they're clean, but some of them are scroungy. And even the scroungy ones I'd eat from because that's the kind of guy I am. Me too. I don't have a problem with it either. I don't know. What's your name, sweetheart? Marcy. Marcy, thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you very much. Maybe swing that food truck by here one night. Yeah. Maybe bring it by this morning or something. We could use some variety around here. I'm on water roll from San Diego. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. You were a health inspector? Yeah, for the county of San Diego for four years. Nice. You saw a lot of these trucks, probably. Yeah, a lot of the trucks. And one of the things that the article doesn't mention is that your typical restaurant has about three to five violations. Oh, wow. What's more? So, by default, the truck is much cleaner. And, I mean, a violation could be anything from, you know, a pair of tongs, you know, sitting out or, you know, something like that. Yeah, yeah. It's a major violation. It should bother me a lot more than it does. Doesn't bother me really either. Some of my favorite places are holes in the wall. How come we don't care? We almost like it more. Yeah, we like it more. We just like the product. The end product. We like the end product. As long as we don't see it. As long as I don't know, I'm good.
Don't tell me. Yeah, you bring me a donut off the bathroom floor, it's getting eaten. I just always assume that it's, like, cooked out of it. Right. I'm like, whatever's best about it. They heated it up. Cook it off. Yeah, you cook it right off. Yeah. It's no big deal. That or drink some alcohol. That always kills it, too. Yeah, they probably had Hantavirus, but whatever. They gotta heat it up. Yeah, you got it out of there. It tastes so good with chili beans on it. M1 Morgan Hill from North Park. Are you there? Hello? Hi. Hey, good morning. You just started a food truck? Yeah, I actually just started a food truck. I'm starting to get it on its feet right now. And just the word around the campfire is that a lot of these food trucks that aren't passing health inspection don't actually belong to a commissary. And when you operate in San Diego County, you actually have to belong to a commissary. I knew that. You got to rent a commissary. You got to rent space that is like a refrigerated area. Yeah, but no, it's also got to be, you know, contaminant free. There can't be any like rodents. Well, sure. Of course. Yeah. Of course. And what's the name of your truck, sir? Name my truck? Yeah. Just the tip. I love it. No, it's just the tip food truck.
And I give you just a tip. What are you specializing? Just tri-tip sandwiches. No way. Never had one still. These are killer, man. What time you open? I'm mostly doing nights right now. So you can't make us a sandwich right now? I could if you'd like. Shut up, Jay. Get out of my head. Just get out of my kitchen. So I guess if I can plug myself. Yeah, you just did. Just the tip. We'll be on the lookout. Justthetipsd.com. There you go. Just the tip is genius. It's tri-tip. It's always a lie. I've never had a tri-tip sandwich yet. It's delicious. It's most, you know, tri-tip. It's got the meat and all that stuff. But I also have a vegetarian option, which vegetarians go crazy over. Nice. There you go. It's just a bread sandwich. It's just bread. Thank you. Thank you so much. killing me today. He's just all over me. That's hungry, dude. Always. Troy from Swamp People at 820. Jimmy Kimmel did a prank and we will play it back for you. Basically what he did was he told his viewers to, right in the middle of the Super Bowl, unplug the TV. And then tape their response. We got it. This is The Mikey Show. FM 94.9.
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To the Sixers 95-90, this is Colby talking after the game. A huge honor would be an understatement. It's a lot of basketball. I've been very, very fortunate. The battles that we've been in, the playoff battles, and the duo that we've been able to form, and winning the consecutive championships, I think it's a little bit more significant. Yeah, he's basically saying the record's nice, but winning the titles was better. Also, pretty big news out of the cycling world. The doping case against Lance Armstrong has been dropped. Oh, really? It was a big, big deal for a while. They've been investigating him for two years for allegedly doping during several races, including the Tour de France. There you go. Yeah, so they dropped it, and his quote was, I am gratified to learn that the U.S. Attorney's Office is closing its investigation. It is the right decision, and I commend them for reaching it. There you go. You know how you know you're going through a midlife crisis? How's that? You're 41 years of age, like me, and you get a car that you can tune up like a teenager. That's what I'm doing. I'm at 335, and I'm going to put Dinan after products on it. Wow, that's insane.
But you don't really drive fast. There's a difference between fast and quick. Okay. I was explaining this to my brother the other day. Did he say the same thing? Yeah, kind of. Like me, I'd go 160. I'm not going to go 160. I would. But what I enjoy is being able to get very fast quickly. See, there's a difference between fast and quick. I agree. Like my M now that I'm getting rid of is a fast car. It is not quick. It isn't. Is that you? A gurgle throat? I don't know what's going on. It's a gurgle throat. It happens. It's the active cultures in my yogurt eating my esophagus. Sorry. I can't control it. We're just a mess. The whole lot of us. Yeah, I'm putting a muffler on the car. Like a teenager. So you're in the garage just busting this all out? Gosh darn it. You are just such a D. Wait, what do you mean by a muffler? Because all the cars come with a muffler. You mean like... Special one.
So is it going to be louder? And then with your tools, your coveralls. Got it up on the jacks. I'm not skilled to do that. Oh. So I have it done. He's so mean to me. Just asking questions. Are you? I just want to know. Are you just asking pointed questions to make me feel low when I'm already down? Less than a man. Less than a man. There's me, Mike. I jacked the car up myself. I put it in myself. I don't need nobody to put an exhaust system in. I do it myself. I do all that stuff. I put damn nitrous boosters in Jasper's big wheel. Yeah. I built his big wheel, first of all. Some bitch goes 600 miles an hour. Cast aluminum. I casted it myself. Yep. I made the dies, the molds, everything. Everything. Wheels made out of titanium. I'm putting stage two. Oh, thank you. Thank you, Jay. You had me a Ricola. Passive aggressive. Passive aggressive move. Passive aggressive cough drop gif. Yes. I'm putting stage two software in it. Am I supposed to do that myself too? Sure. It's an easy download. You're such a D. It'll get you. I don't know what you guys are talking about. I don't either. It's over my head too. Stage two software. It's called stage two software. You put it in the car and it tells the car. It tells the car you're going to have 98 more horsepower than you normally have. You're going to have 125.
foot pounds of torque more than you normally have. And we're also going to take that electronic speed limiter off. So when the car usually stops at 150 miles an hour, now it won't. Maybe you don't let me borrow it. Yeah, I won't ever go that fast. Don't ever let me borrow it. It's crazy. So what does the muffler do? You didn't finish. Oh, oh, oh. When you start the car, it has a much throatier sound to it. When you start the car normally. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Not annoying. Hang on. He's that guy. No, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Hang on. Okay. I don't mean annoying because I wouldn't do it if it was annoying or obnoxious. I wouldn't do it. I'm telling you, I wouldn't do it. When you turn the car on now, it sounds like this. Perfect. After you put the exhaust, you turn it on and it goes. Does it do anything to the functionality? Yeah. Okay. Add six horsepower. Yep. That's true. Add six more horsepower. That's the engine breathe. Cool. Fine bottle of wine. I'm going through a midlife crisis. I just admitted it already. I know. I'm just, I don't know what any of that means, so. I explain. Listen, this is something that guys go through when they're 41. You must have gotten your allowance back. I'm just saying. New car, new toys. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. Small penis.
Whoa. Jeez. That seemed like just out of the blue direction. He deserved to die. No, that's true. I'll give you that. I'll give you that. Although we did spend about 10 minutes talking about Jay's wrinkly. That's true. He did owe us one. At least I can see mine. Still, Matt, what I like to do when a jockey falls off a horse and he's laying there. Wondering whether or not he's going to ever walk again. I like to walk up to him. Make sure I'm wearing a pair of nice, stiff alligator boots. Chicken ribs. Get out, boy. Come on, shrimp. Get back on the horse. Sometimes I go, bet you're wondering if you're going to walk again, aren't you? We ain't going to know for a while. Don't worry if your wiener functions again. It never did. At least I can see mine. But I just fell off my horse. I got broken ribs. I'm excruciating. I punctured lung. I'm internal bleeding. It was hilarious. I know. I know. I got it. I'm going to put it on YouTube. You know what? YouTube. I hate to give you the news now, but I'm going to have to. Some other guy is probably porking your wife because you're laying down there half broken up looking like a...
Looking like a mangled up sandwich. I saw your kids that called me daddy. I guess they weren't attached to you. I guess either that or they can stay into the future. He's the meanest. He is the meanest. I am not. He told his eyes. He told me that his wife was like, look, you're mean. Yeah. You need more compassion. He's mean. He needs more compassion. He doesn't have it. He doesn't. And he's admitted it. He's compassionless. He can at least admit it. He says, look. He told me a couple weeks ago. He goes, look, Mike. I have an issue with compassion. My wife even tells me sometimes, you're a mean man. And I go, it's okay, Jay. Our personalities work well together. I was raised by a father that was a disciplinarian. He goes, good. Get out of here, tubby. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm not kidding. Am I kidding? I'm just kidding. Am I? All right, so I told you I play you these Jimmy Kimmel clips. It's Jimmy Kimmel. He does this thing where he'll tell his audience to play little pranks on people. So he said, during the Super Bowl, in the middle of the Super Bowl, unplug the TV. Oh my gosh. And then tape record the reaction of your family. Good stuff. Man, I wish I did that. Yeah, me too. And I can still see it.
Okay, this is an email. I saw it this morning, as a matter of fact. My wiener. I was like, what the hell is he talking about? Hey. Look at how fat you are. He just smiles on it. Mine doesn't look like a burnt pipe cleaner. You've never seen mine. I have. Woods has. Can't trust him. Can't you? He's a liar duck feeder. I can actually trust him. He's a liar duck feeder. Stack of Bibles, pal. Yeah. Long turkey dog. No. Wow. Long. Not that long. Yeah, pretty long. Skinny. Make up your mind. Skinny. Make up your mind. Skinny. Cut your pinky in half. Right. That's true. Well, the reason why I say that. It made L.O.B. laugh so hard off the air. Jay stretched it out. He held it and he was stretching it. So that was why it looked longer than it actually is.
That's why I say sometimes long, sometimes short. Which is such an unusual method. It's a weird thing. Very weird thing. I thought your eyes were better than that, Woods. Now you have 2015 vision. I know, which makes it weird. You did spend a lot of time looking at it, which is weird. Yes, because he likes guys. Yes, because I love men. I think it may have been because he'd never seen anything like that before. Never seen it stretched. I've never seen it stretched out before. Oh, man. Yeah, with that. Pinchers, the lobster claws. Like a toothpaste tube. Yes. Trying to get the last out. Exactly. Remember that show, Mama's Family? Yes. Remember Mama? Yeah. Imagine if she had a turkey dog sticking out of the top of her hair. Gross. He's silent. He's suspiciously silent in there. Imagine if Donald Trump did not dye his hair. Oh, my God. No, it's all shaved. Vicki Lawrence. Mama. Mama's family. Art Garfunkel. With a turkey dog glued to his head. Oh, man. Who was the guy that used to do the paintings? Bob Ross. Bob Ross, the guy that would talk. Barbara Bush. He would talk like this. Never a complaint. Never a complaint. Plops when he cook it. Plops when he cook it. Plops when he cook it. No complaints. Plops it. A lot of return for service. Santa Claus's beard.
With a turkey dog in it that slipped out of the bone. Hey, Santa, you got something sticking out of your beard. Hey, Santa, was somebody playing wiener dog darts with your beard? Again? Oh, he's mad. He is mad. He is mad. I know him. This email says, Mikey, hopefully you guys select this one for the year. I'm a huge fan of your whole show, and you guys are sounding better than ever. My girlfriend at three years has been bugging me to take her skydiving forever. My response has always been, yeah, yeah. But I won't do it because I'm scared to death of skydiving. She bought a pass for two people, but I won't go. I just can't do it. Now she's asked a guy from her office to go with her. I don't want him to go, but I sure as hell don't want to go with him. M1 Travis. Well, she shouldn't go with a guy from the office, man. Just because you don't want to go and you're scared doesn't mean that she's supposed to go do something with some dude. What if you...
You didn't like horseback riding because you were afraid of horses. Now she's supposed to go do that with some dude, too? You don't just go doing stuff with other dudes just because, you know, you're not into it. Maybe take a girlfriend. She's not going to make out with him, as far as you know. Maybe. They're just buddies. They're going to bond. Yeah, but you share something like that. You're like, oh, my God. Remember that? Oh, my God. That was so badass. Maybe he mans up and goes with her then. It's like the time we went skydiving. Manning up has nothing to do with it. Absolutely. If your girl wants to do it and you don't. It's not his thing. And maybe there's something you want to do she don't want to do. Yeah. You're not going to go do that with some chicken. If you did, she'd get mad. She should ask your girlfriend. She should ask her. It's the right thing to do. It's the right thing to do. And if we did that with a girl, rightfully so, she'd be mad. Oh, yeah. Rightfully so. If a girl said, hey, listen, I really want you to play racquetball with me. I'm into it and I love it. And you go, I don't want to. I don't want to. And she asked some guy. I'd be mad. Yeah. My wife's not the world's biggest baseball fan, but if I want to go to the Padre game, she's coming with me because I'm not going to ask Jane from accounting if she wants to go with me. And if she absolutely refuses to go to the Padre game, you still don't ask Jane from accounting. No. But what if it's in like somebody's suite and she happens to be a female that's giving you the suite and she's going to be there? No way. I don't know. Also, it's just a business. It's a business thing. Wait.
Because I know that exact situation. I have that exact situation. I have a friend that has a suite to the Padres. She asked you to go and Rebecca doesn't want to go. Do you still go? Yes. Yeah. Suite's different. And it's business. It's business. If it's business. It isn't this. It isn't, hey, a friend of mine gave me tickets to a suite. Want to come with me? Well. Let me ask my wife if my wife wants to. I'd love to go, but I want to take my wife. You get there and it's just the two of you. Well, my wife says, wait, my wife says I can't go. So I'm going by myself. Right. And this girl shows up. Yep. I'm not leaving. That'd be weird. That would be when I got home, I'd tell my wife all about it. Yeah. But I do think it would be weird to show up there and be like, oh, wow, this is really weird. I'm going to. Now, I'm not going to be, you know. unbuttoning her jeans either. Well, what you're not going to do if Rebecca can't go is ask another bra to go with you. That's the thing. Okay, here's how it works then. So she buys the pair to go jump out of a plane. She goes to work and puts it on the bulletin board. She shouldn't. I'm going to go jump. I got an extra one. I'll sell to you for nothing. Don't. How do you sell something for nothing? Well, okay. For what it is, what it costs. It's not like you're...
Let's hold hands as we get on the plane. They just happen to be there. I mean, you're strapped to somebody else's chest anyway. That's very dangerous. What if there was something like a car show or something like that out of town? Something that you're into. And your wife doesn't want to go, but let's say I want to go or just a friend. No, there's no way. It's not appropriate. I agree with that. It's not appropriate. I don't care if I work with a girl. I don't care. It's not appropriate, man. I can't take a girl with that. I think it's different, the car show, because you're hanging out together, but you're jumping out of a plane. You're just jumping out of a plane. One caveat. One caveat. I actually took Rebecca's best friend, Lori, to the San Diego International Car Show before she was married. The reason? She's into cars. And she's cute. She's my best, and she's my wife's best friend. That's someone that you can trust. Yeah. That's my wife's best friend. Yeah, and we've all seen her husband, Kelly. Yeah. Sharp guy. And he beat you up real good. Well, this was before she knew him. But my wife knew that Lori, even in her most desperate of times. Yeah, we all know that. Would not make love to me. I think we have, do we have him now? And that's the thing, we got him now, but.
We're going to have to break. Well, what can I do? We're not going to break. Oh, good. We're going to push through. Good. We're going to be talking to Troy here in just a second. Come on, hold. Troy from Swamp People. I think it's important to teach the grandkids how to drive the boats and do different things. It's the best. I'm going to show you all how to drive the boats today, okay? You ready? We're in a little bit. Woo! I love him. Got him on the line. Troy Landry. Are you there? Oh, great. I love that I get to talk to you. You are on the TV show Swamp People. You must be a very big local celebrity there now. Oh, yeah. It's unbelievable how popular that show is. Man, everybody wants to come meet those Swamp Men now. I bet. I bet. You've been doing this how long? Forever, bro. Forever.
When did you, were you a child when you first started hunting alligators? Yeah, that's right, that's right. My grandpa had two shrimp boats. My other grandpa used to cut the cypress trees down in the basin and the swamps around here. You know, and growing up, you couldn't sell alligator hides like we do now. Now we hunt. We fish them for the hogs, but growing up, it was totally different. When you wanted to eat an alligator, you hunted them for the food. And then they were hunted to extinction almost. In the late 60s and early 70s, they closed the season completely. Whereas before that, they didn't even have a season. We just hunted them when we wanted to hunt them. And they were almost hunted to extinction. They didn't have none. Troy, I have some compliments that I'd like to give to you. Uh-huh. One compliment is, I said, this TV show Swamp People, they get rid of everybody else, and the show could just be about you, and it would still be a success. Thank you. And that's a true statement. You are a fascinating person, and you know what you're doing, and not only do you catch those alligators, you catch big alligators. Tell everyone that doesn't watch the show what a tree shaker is.
I've been hollering tree shaker all my life every once in a while when we catch a giant alligator. I don't like to tie my lines to a solid tree. I like to tie my line to something that's flexible and it acts like a bungee cord. And like that, if you catch a big giant alligator, he don't straighten the hook as easy or he doesn't pop the line as easy. And when you're going down the bayou, sometimes if you've got a big alligator, you can see the whole tree shaking. From a half a mile down the bayou. So great. I've been hauling that all my life. Oh, we got a tree shaker. It is the greatest. It's the greatest. Now, you had a, your son was, in the first season of Swamp People, your son was on the boat with you. He handled the gun. Eventually, he went his own way. He wanted to start doing it on his own and be his own captain, correct? Well, he's gonna, my son still fish with me, but this year my... Two on season three. That's one of the changes they're going to make. My middle son and my youngest son fishes together this year. They're going to be in a boat on their own. And first time you go out on their own. Are you still... Between them and myself, we caught over 500 of them. Wow. Are you still fishing with Elizabeth? Elizabeth's going to still be on the show, but she's not going to be with me this year. Who is she with? Clint's coming back with me and Elizabeth fish with her.
Her husband helped her this year, and a girlfriend of hers helped her. Okay, so she's on her own now. All women team. All women team. It's going to be a great season. Now, when he first hired Elizabeth, one of the first things that he said was, well, what can I give you a hard time about? What can I not give you a hard time about? She said, everything's fine. Don't call me Elizabeth, though. So the first thing Troy does, he calls her Elizabeth. It gives her a hard time, and eventually she softened to you, and she let you call her Elizabeth. You got to remember something. She was with me in my boat. I'm the captain of that ship, and I'm going to call her whatever the hell I want. That is so great. That is so great. She's in the boat with me. I'm going to call her Elizabeth. I'm going to call her anything I want to call her. Troy, I have a legitimate question for you. I'm talking to Troy Landry, and he is on Swamp People. Now, when does alligator season run from when to when? Alligator season is generally the whole month of September. The whole month of September. We got 30 days to catch whatever amount of tags we got. Some hunters got one tag. Some hunters got 10, 20. Some got 100. Some got 200 or 300.
I know a good friend of mine passed away not long ago. He had over 600. Unbelievable. My boys and I got, normally we have between 300 and 500 tags. Now, Troy, I'm going to ask you something. If the answer is no, it's okay. And I want you to know that I'm a genuine, authentic, and real person. And this question is real. I don't mean this in any, but I want you to know that I'm a genuine, authentic, and real person. Before I ask the question, I would be willing. to fly myself out to Louisiana. If I could go one day on that boat and experience and help and be a part of it and help you and do it, I want to experience it one day. Now, if the fact of the matter is, no, you're too green, you don't know anything, and there's no way that I could ever let you on my boat, I would understand that. But this is a dream. I have watched this show, and I thought I would give... anything to be on that boat. And I would work hard. I would be your shooter for you. I would do whatever it would take. But I would want to do it for real for one day. And if you let me, I will put myself up in a hotel. I'll fly myself out there. And I will do that, Troy. I'm not kidding. Well, it don't have to be. No, I can't bring you in the feminist. Yeah. Because, you know, we got contract with the History Channel. But...
I am the nuisance runner for three different parishes over here, which is similar to y'all counties. Right. And I catch alligators. I caught my first one last week. And I'm going to catch alligators all the way until October. And they don't send me when I'm catching nuisance alligators. I don't want to be on the show. I don't want to be on the show, Troy. You know, I can bring you. And sometimes I catch four or five of the day nuisance alligators. And I can bring you on a nuisance call. That would be great. Troy, Troy, I do not want to, I don't need to be on the television show or any of that stuff. You know, the first year that they filmed this for season one, history would let me bring still, I used to bring a lot of people with me before they started filming us. And the first year, I still brought people with me. And they were fussing because they were always in the way. You know, when you got the most people you got in the boat, somebody's always in the, they wasted, we wasted a lot of good footage the first year. of some big alligators we caught because there's too many people in the way. So season two and then season three, they said, look, we're filming you all from now on. We want just the cast members in the boat. And I respect that. I mean, they got a show to make. No, I get it. I get it. And for me, it isn't about being on the show. I just want to experience. Yeah, I know what you say. Yeah, I'll be happy to bring you one time. That would be great, Troy. Troy, that would be great. Thank you. That would really be awesome.
Tell everyone what the biggest, what's the biggest alligator you've ever caught? Gosh darn it. We've caught three or four. We caught one this year that was a 12-11. That was a bull, a big bull in his prime. I'd say he was 30 or 40 years old. My goodness. Oh, my gosh. Well, Troy, I would love to go on one of those nuisance hunts with you and see what that's like, experiencing. I don't need to be on any TV show. I just want to meet Troy Landry and be a part of that experience for one day. Oh, I love it, Troy. Thank you. Thank you. Season three starts. The premiere is Thursday night on the History Channel. Y'all watch this. It's going to be the best season ever. Thursday night, 9 o'clock, 8 central. 9 o'clock, 8 central. The bars with season three for years to come, they're going to be trying to top season three. That's how much confidence I have in the show this year. And I want to tell everybody they can visit my boys and I on shootem.com. Shootem with a C.
Now, if I go to shootem.com, is that where I can write you and get to go down there and do the nuisance thing with you? Yep, yep. You can go on my Facebook page, shootem.com. My boys take care of all of that. My boys are a lot younger than I am, and they know how to do all that fancy stuff. But you can visit me there any day of the week. Fantastic. Troy, you are amazing. What a fun interview. Thank you. Swamp People is back on Thursday, February 9th, and I hope to shake your hand and meet you and help you one day. All right, buddy. I'll take care in San Diego. Thank you. Thank you, Troy. Thank you very much. Thank you. Gosh darn, was that fun or what? Oh, that was great. Watch Swamp People Thursday night. You will not be sorry. It is a great show. Even I like you. Great show.
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Little chin jobbage. Just remember, every surgery comes with risk. Yes. You should never get surgery. You should just tough it out. No, I mean, if you have to, if you're sick, but elective. Elective surgery. Yeah, I want to get rid of my gullet. It's a hereditary thing, and I want to get rid of it. It looks good on you. It doesn't look good on me. That's why I make fun of you. So much. Your wife loves you. I could lose 40 pounds. I'd still have this freaking gobbler. I've always had. Try it. I am trying it. Gosh darn it. D-head. He is so mean. I know. Cuts deep. All the scars and everything eventually add up and they are not good. You know, scars are souvenirs you never lose. Okay. Is that the Goo Goo Dolls? It is. Wow. Johnny Resnick said that. Jeez. All right. Let's do new release. Oh, new release. I got them somewhere. No, I don't. Yes, I do. Hang on. Just don't do it. Oh, crap. Just let him self-destruct. I got it. I got it. It's over here. All right. Here we go. You ready? Good prep. Oh, it's here, you jerk. Band of Skulls. Sweet Sour is out today. Dierks Bentley, home. Big country star? Yes. Mark Lanigan band, Blues Funeral. My favorite voice. Remember him from Screaming Trees? I don't know. Maybe you'll know this guy, Paul McCartney. Kisses on the bottom. Who? On the bottom? Kisses on the bottom.
Kisses on the bottom. Who doesn't like a kiss on the bottom? I don't think I've ever had one. Oh, Paul, come on, man. I think it sounds good. Come on, man. It's sweet. I heard of Mark Lanigan from Screaming Cheese. Have you not? Why don't you pick up a spin every once in a while, Mike? I hate you. Unbelievable. The fray. Here's something that you'll know, Mike. Here's one you'll know, the fray. ABBA. I'm sorry they don't have a new one out. Scars and stories. A day we've all been waiting for. Van Halen. A different kind of truth. What? I'm not buying it. I already bought it. Did you? Yeah. Also on DVD today, Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1. I'll be checking that out. Anonymous and A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas. Wait, sorry. What did you say you'll be checking out? Twilight Breaking Dawn. I haven't seen it. I saw the other two. You've seen it, haven't you? No, I have not. Yeah, I'm going to check it out.
See what's up with Edward and Bella. Let me know how it is. Yeah, I will. Just gabbing with the girls. This is the only good song on the Van Halen record. So you bought the whole record? I wanted to see. You've already heard it all. I heard the whole song. Yeah. So good. Ready to kick off 94 Minutes of Rock? Yes. You know, Jay, you can love on me every once in a while. I will. I need... I never will, just FYI. I'm going to give you a big hug. Never. Never. You don't ever get a break, man. Never. I ain't never going to give you one. Here the jockey fell off the horse, broke his back, and I kicked him. I said, why are you such a clucked, jockey? That's right. I'm the box you open with a rattler inside. Lovely, and tell them that Hillary is up next. We'll see you tomorrow morning at 5.30 when Mikey shows out.