The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 02/11/10
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Thursday 2/11/2010
M1 Brock stopped by the studio to give the stoked cast some tasty pastries. The gang gave their review of their weekly movie outing, this week was “Youth In Revolt”. Mikey loathed it. Jay and Lauren said it was ok. Woodsie LOVED it (failed to mention to the crew it was his second time seeing it). Sienna’s opinion doesn’t matter as she spent most of the movie watching the back of her eyelids. Neil Diamond made his triumphant return and even played the flute! Borey (shhh, can’t say Maury anymore) is still fat, Jewish, and pissing Neil off. The next bit was about Expensive Things Your Kids (or you as a kid) Ruined. Woods took a Dave Winfield autographed ball and played ball with it in the street. One of Jay’s kids put a sandwich in the VCR. Closing out the show was another edition of Things That Should Be Banned. Sienna went off on this one, citing that just about every piece of clothing I own is lame, and that plaid shorts are cool while Cargo shorts are so two thousand and late. Sanjaya called in noting that wearing Sweat Pants to a strip club should be banned which drew some big laughs.
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Mikey said he treated Rebecca's painful neck with horse-strength liniment and marked their anniversary with Post-it love notes, while the crew also got lost in Sienna's innocent banana-hammock idea. Mikey, Woodsy, Lauren, and Sienna condemned John Mayer's slur, then argued with caller Chaz over whether recycling a love song written for an ex is dishonest; Lauren and Sienna said it was, while Mikey pressed the case that the same feelings could still be genuine. Sienna defended the tradition that a bride's parents should offer to help pay for a wedding, and the group split again over the Dixie Chicks backlash and Youth in Revolt, which Woodsy loved but Mikey found mean-spirited and Sienna slept through. The biggest comic set pieces were Mikey's rambling Neil Diamond flute impression, his admission that he burned his father's Mount Fuji climbing stick, and the escalating fight over whether Woodsy's cargo shorts were hopelessly outdated. The hosts also debated whether wealth solves unhappiness after a millionaire donated everything and recoiled at the report of forceps left inside a surgical patient.
What happened, in order
Horse Liniment Anniversary
Mikey said he treated Rebecca's painful neck with veterinary-strength horse liniment and marked their anniversary with romantic Post-it notes around the house.
John Mayer's Slur
The crew condemned John Mayer for using the N-word in a Playboy interview and found his Twitter apology inadequate for such an obvious mistake.
Banana Hammock Confusion
Sienna innocently described a kitchen hammock that keeps bananas fresh while the others teased her about the term's revealing second meaning.
The Millionaire Who Quit Money
A millionaire's decision to give away his fortune sparked an argument over whether money fixes unhappiness or merely trades ordinary problems for bigger ones.
Recycled Love Song
Caller Chaz asked whether he could give his new girlfriend a love song written for an ex, prompting Lauren and Sienna to call it dishonest while Mikey tested the opposing case.
Who Pays for the Wedding?
Sienna defended the tradition that a bride's parents should at least offer to help pay, while the others argued that age, income, and family means matter more than a fixed rule.
Dixie Chicks Backlash
The hosts revisited the backlash against Natalie's anti-Bush remarks and debated whether artists should speak freely even when their own audience may punish them for it.
Youth in Revolt Split
Woodsy loved Youth in Revolt, but Mikey called its humor mean-spirited, Lauren thought the concept was better than the direction, and Sienna slept through much of it.
Neil Diamond's Mystery Flute
Mikey launched into a rambling Neil Diamond impression, mangled Landslide, invented outrageous tour stories, and played an almost unrecognizable flute version of Hey, Soul Sister.
Forceps Left Behind
The crew recoiled at a report that a surgical patient endured months of pain before doctors discovered seven-inch forceps left inside her body.
The Burned Fuji Stick
Mikey admitted that as a teenager he burned his father's treasured Mount Fuji climbing stick for backyard firewood without realizing what it was.
Cargo Shorts War
Sienna and Lauren declared cargo shorts outdated, while Woodsy defended their usefulness and Texas credibility until the fashion argument consumed the studio.
People mentioned
MikeyRebeccaSiennaWoodsyLauren O'BrienJohn MayerChazNatalieEmilyMartyMichael CeraNeil Diamond
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Thick and terry cloth. That's what I want. I want a robe that's like a towel. Mine's not like a towel. I have two, and they're not. They're like, it's the snuggie material. Yeah, because water doesn't wipe off. Yeah, it feels up on it. Slippery. I know. I've never bought a robe. You always get them as gifts, and then you can't say, oh, thanks, I want a terry cloth. Towel one. Love mine. Pin stripes. Pin stripes. Well, for the longest time, Woodsy, I couldn't have a robe because none would fit me. One size doesn't fit all. No, definitely not. One size doesn't fit really fat, short Mexicans. I don't think it has anything to do with you being Mexican. I think it had everything to do with it, all right? I had tiny little hands. You say so. All right. Thank you. Welcome to the program. You can call us if you want to. 570-1949. Matter of fact, at the beginning and end of every show, we just let you call in. You can call in about any topic, anything you want to talk about. We got some stuff laid out for you to tell you about this deal that's going on with John Mayer. We want to talk about what's going on. Now American Airlines is charging you for something else. Weird. And some new photos of 9-11 got released that we want to talk about. And just talk about what's going on with us and the whole deal. So call us and say hi. And also text.
The text is 949mikey at gmail.com. I got a question for you, Jay. Is it possible? You see this deal right here that's planned, like my open is planned? Right. Is there a way to stop it so I can turn that pot back up? Can I just press the red button and will it stop? Or will that screw things up going into the break? Come in here and take a look. Yeah, try it. I think just try it. Because every day, that's a thing that makes me uncomfortable. Jay's running. See how it's playing right now? I want to know what to do to be able to put the pot back up. Push the button. Push the button. Off? Yeah. Okay. Now I can do that? Okay, cool. All right, fine. That's a beast. You're the man, Jay. That would have made a...
My former sound effects guy, Sean, really upset. He used to not like it when I would talk about the off-air radio things on the air. He's a really funny guy, though, that's Sean. He's hysterical from what I hear. Amazing. But we hired Woodsy instead, you know. You're great, but you're just no Sean. No, I'm really happy with the decision that I made. Actually, you know, I mean, Woodsy's awesome. Sorry I don't wear wrestling masks and I'm a germaphobe. Listen, it doesn't matter. The bottom line is that we're all happy. We're dealing with what we've got. You're dealing with what you've got. Exactly. I don't like germs. How dare you? How dare you? Yeah, you don't. Listen, you're the opposite of a germaphobe. 100%. I'm a germ. You love them. A walking germ. Right? Bathe in germs. My name is Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 39 years old. Our boy Woodsy is our sports guy. He is 34 years of age. Big Yankees fan. Lauren O'Brien is 29. Yep. And she is a comic. And she has blonde hair. And she is not really what you... She's very hard to figure out. She's totally an enigma. Yeah, she is. Hard to figure out. Never knew this before this show. Really? Nobody's ever said that to you? No. Good. Thanks.
Cienner is... Very easy to figure out, I think. She's easy to figure out. Easy to figure out. She's pretty low-maintenance, too. And she is 24 years old. When's your birthday? April 3rd. You told me that yesterday. It's going to take a while. Yeah. It'll register. Jay is our executive producer. And he is separated by glass. He's in another room. It's for your safety. We got a great show today, man. We got so much stuff. Oh, by the way, if you registered to go on the date with Megan, do it again because some of them are getting through and some of them aren't. Like there was a mess up and we're trying to figure it out. I know the answer. We've got nine email accounts. So they're going to different places and they're getting lost in the shuffle. So email, Jay, which one you wanted to send it to. We fixed it, right? We did. I think we did. Yeah, it's basically, it's just when you enter, it automatically goes to me now. Good. Go to MikeyShow.com. If you've already entered as a guy that wants to go out with Megan, you can see pictures of Megan when you click on it. She's 23 years old, strawberry blonde hair, really sweet girl. Foxy. Foxy. Yeah. And if you want to go out on a date with her on Saturday night, then go to MikeyShow.com right now and fill out the little application. Speaking of date, I'm dying to hear how your anniversary was. Yeah. What'd you guys do? We are not celebrating on our...
actual. What? You're waiting until payday like I do. Is that what you do? Yeah, absolutely. Tomorrow, isn't it? Is tomorrow payday? I think so. I hope. Yeah, well, no, we didn't do anything. In fact, my wife's neck is, something's wrong with her neck. Oh, no. Oh, no. Something bad. We don't know what. Hickies? She couldn't even sleep last night. It's full of hickeys. Full of hickeys. She can't sleep with all the hickeys. Because she's married to a Latino. Married to a Latino. And that's all I want to do is give her hickeys all the time. Oh, no. These hickeys are driving me crazy. It burns. Yes. It's hot. It's actually not. It's so not hot. Not hot at all. It's not hot. At all. So something's wrong with her neck. But yesterday, she had a million things she was dealing with and I had a million things I was dealing with. And so we saw each other for 15 minutes. How romantic. I know I'm exaggerating. I know it was less than 15 minutes. Wow. But before I went upstairs, I said, come here, you. And I want to give her. You forgot her name. Come here, you. Mother of my three children. And I want to just hold her. I said, come here. I want to just hug you. So I gave her a big hug.
Big kiss. She said, my neck is killing me, dude. Don't touch me. Yeah, it was soft. Can I just say one thing? Oh, you know what I did for her? I will tell you what I did for her. My friend Harold gave me some Bengay that you put on horses from the veterinary. Stop. Put it on horses? Put it on horses. It's a true thing. You get it at the veterinary clinic, okay? And you put it on horses, and it's green, and it's like Bengay for horses, and it's really strong. didn't do a thing to her neck. That's how bad the neck thing is. We put Bengay for horses on there, didn't do a thing. Wow. When you came in yesterday morning, I said, so did you leave any notes or anything around the house? And I'm just saying this, so any guy that's listening right now does this on Valentine's Day. Because you did really good, and you said you left anonymous little notes all over the house for her to find throughout the day. And that's better than a present. That's the cutest thing you could do. Yeah, I left little... I can never think of what they're called. I call them everything from... I left little post-its. Post-its or mementos? Post-its. Post-its. I can never remember what they're actually called. I go, I put the sticker... Sticker paper? Sticker notes. Oh, stop. I put the sticker notes up around the house and then she would find them. That's sweet. I wonder if it's sweet or if she's like, yeah, okay, I get it now. Thanks for...
having me have to clean up the house. Now on the notes, was it like, remember my dry cleaning? Yeah. Yeah, okay. That's because those are the notes I usually leave at my house. Don't forget my dry cleaning. Oh, no. Don't forget to pay the water bill. You said you left one in the refrigerator. It's like, we're out of milk. Yeah, we're out of milk. Yeah. We need more soy milk now. Exactly. She always leaves the one in her bathroom mirror up for a while. That's cute. She takes all the other ones down, but the one on the bathroom mirror stays for a while. Want to drive her crazy? That's probably the most meaningful one because she's the only one that sees it in there. That one said, happy Valentine's Day, my love. My love? I call her my love. My love. You are my love. Do it in lipstick and drive her nuts. Yeah. She's in there scrubbing your message off. Don't do it in lipstick. Like a horror movie? Yeah. Welcome to the world of AIDS. That's so creepy. Urban legend. Urban legend. You leave the urban legend up there. 570-1949. Can you let people know that the Mikey show is on FM 94.9? That would mean a lot to us. That would be awesome. It would be great. Yeah, because I run into people all the time. They're like, dude, I'm sorry about the retirement. Just found you, man. Yeah. No, I actually still work in radio. It was a good run, man. Yeah, it was a great run, dude. Really enjoyed you while you were there. What line of work are you in now?
Are you salesmen? Yeah, selling insurance now. So, listen, if you're looking to refi, just hand him my card. Call your boy, Micah Sparza. Yeah, just call Micah Sparza. How's that Chevy working out for you, buddy? Get you into a European, huh? Yes. FM 94.9 is where the Mikey show is. Please. Yes. So, a couple things going on. John Mayer apparently has made some racist comments. Smart. He did one recently, and I didn't know, but before you said about a year ago, he made one in Australia as well. He was on a talk show in Australia, and he said something that a lot of people deemed really racist. Well, this is worse, I have a feeling, because he dropped the N-word.
Yes, he was in a recent interview and he said, someone asked me the other day, what does it feel like now to have a hood pass? And by the way, it's sort of a contradiction in terms because you really had to have a hood pass. You could call it a N-word pass. So I don't even think that makes sense at all. But he says, I don't have a hood. Basically, I don't have a hood pass. I have an N-word pass. What does that even mean? Exactly. Where did he say that? You know, I've read a couple different articles. One said he said it in a Playboy interview. And so that's what I think it was. But I read another one that said it was somewhere else. So I think it was a Playboy interview. I'll call Bauman. He still subscribes. I know, I'm sure. Like four people still subscribing. And he's one of them. Since then, he's been hearing a lot of negativity towards him, obviously. So he got on Twitter and apologized. He just said, you know, I realize that there's no intellectualizing a word that is so emotionally charged. I'm sorry. Yep. Pretty much. You'd think you'd know that by now. Yeah. 2010. Just don't say it. Don't say it. Well, if somebody really has racist hate in their heart, what does it do to you if you're a fan? Like, you're like, ah. Do you think he really has it? No, no, no. I don't. I don't. I'm just bringing this up as a, because it made me think of this question. Like, I actually.
I bet he doesn't have actual racist hate in his heart, but he did say something really stupid. Yeah, and throughout that Playboy interview, too, there's another article that says that he goes on saying how he thinks some African women... American women are attractive, like the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air girl. What's her name? Hillary? He said, I think she's really hot. So he's trying to make it better by saying, oh, I think some. He did that during the same time, the same interview. He said it. So it's like he doesn't have racist hate. He said the word he shouldn't have. And people are mad. And he tries to set it right on Twitter. That's what everyone does. Set it right on Twitter. Yeah. But what else would he do? Like schedule a press conference? He can go to sex rehab. You get a sex rehab that'll fix everything. Yeah, fix it all. There's a place in Mississippi, I guess. It's pretty good. That's what I hear. What's the tiger place? That's that place, Mississippi. Mississippi. Him, Steve Phillips. Charlie Sheen's probably running around down there. Alec Baldwin. Sebastian Bach from Skid Row. Yeah, there's a bunch down there. Sorry, Sebastian. I was humor, bro. Throw him under the bus. All the members of Poison. Shut up, Mikey. Yeah. Dude, you didn't have to say that about me, bro.
Sorry, dude. How do you know that I'm the one that has the problem? You're notorious for having a problem. It's the truth. It's true. Let's see. What else is going on? American Airlines. Oh, yeah. American Airlines, we announced the other day, is charging eight bucks for a blanket. And a pillow. Pack it. Oh, it's a packet? Yeah. You get a blanket and a pillow on a flight. So you get a felt tissue and a cotton ball. Yeah, basically. I like a pillow. That pillowcase is basically made from the same material they make Kleenex out of. I think it's burlap is what they use on the pillow. Yeah, it's very durable. I actually feel a little bit better about it because now I feel like, oh, well, if it's a packet, then for sure no one's used it before. Not necessarily. Because what if they come sealed? I've been on, I don't know, Delta or one of those airlines. And if you ask for a blanket, it comes in a little plastic bag and you got to like bust into it. You don't think they can reseal blankets? Stop ruining my life. Why are you making me sick? Well, I know. Do you think that is what they're doing? On most airlines, they have the pillows in the little overhead compartments just loose hanging out. Well, you guys were also talking about.
reusing salsa at a restaurant, so I'm sure that they reused the pillow and blanket. It's true. Don't put that in my head. I know. They don't. Everything is clean and fresh. Have fun on your flight to Hawaii versus... Don't. I don't want to put it in there. I want to believe that it's... When you're done with it, they... Well, first of all, you buy it. So they can't be reusing it. Some people won't keep it. What if you leave it? Stop. You think they're going to toss it, dude? Come on. It's not really something you want to bring home, though. You know better, pal. Well, now American Airlines is charging for standby. They said that the standby situation... has gotten so bad that they have up to 100 people hovering over the desk waiting for standby. And, okay, I've never seen anything like that. I see a couple people sometimes. And I understand they want to get home or they want to get to the wedding a little earlier. You know, whatever. I understand. Now they're saying they're going to start charging $50 for standby. So maybe people are buying the really inconvenient time.
cheap flights online or something like that? Yeah, well, they're only charging $50 for coach. If you're first class, business class, you get it free. But if you're coach, like most of us, you have to now pay since you can't afford first class, obviously. Now we make us pay more. Is every standby people that know people? No. No, it could be like you get there early because you didn't plan on having that much time and now you're like, oh, well, maybe I can get on an earlier flight since I'm here. Now it'll cost you. Yeah. Now it's going to cost you. How much? 50 bucks for coach ticket. Stand by. Here's the thing, though. When you're traveling and you want to get home early, you'd pay five times that. You know what I mean? If you had to. Yeah, for sure. I would. I would too. I would love to get home. I love to travel, but dude, I hate the... The way back is the worst. I hate getting there and coming home. It's just like you have that empty seat. Who cares? Just put me on it. Why don't they? Exactly. Well, they do most of the time, but now you have to pay for it. There has to be a better way for us to travel in the world. So that's American Airlines doing that and charging for blankets and pillows. We could probably just do it wirelessly. Yeah, that's what I want to do. Yeah, just do it wireless. Yeah. The iFly. Yeah, the iFly. Wireless. What we thought at MAPA was people want to be able to travel from here to Bangladesh. Right.
But the problem is a 17-hour flight, and we thought, how can we actually take someone from the 11th-story building that they're at in Dallas, Texas, to Bangladesh, but do it in 1.4 seconds? And then we realized. Easy. How do you do it? Wirelessly. Amazing. Of course. That's a zillion-dollar idea. Just do it wireless. You can go to the bathroom wirelessly. You can do all kinds of stuff now. Yes, you can. Love it. Love it. And then also, real quick, I know we got to go to break, but I got to tell you real quick, there's some pictures of 9-11 that just got released. Yeah, brand new pictures. Now, these are really cool. They're aerial photos that, like, the NYPD took from helicopters, police, and they're a lot more detailed than the pictures that came out before, many of them. And ABC just released these photos yesterday. So we should try to find a way to get them on the website. You can see some of them, but, I mean, they're pretty detailed. Like, here's, you know, one. You can't see all that well, but it's like you can see up in the tower before it collapsed. Dude, those are different photos than we've seen. And you can find them where, Sienna? Well, I'm thinking we should put them up on the website. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. We'll try to find a way to do it. Yeah, we'll do it. MikeyShow.com. I can tell you who's sitting on the pole at Daytona. Ooh. That. All right. Well, in fact, I'll have Woodsy tell you. Next.
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And sometimes it irritates me because I don't want to be. I get the giggles real bad, dude. You know? Welcome back to the show. If you'd like, you can text messages. Text is 949mikey at gmail.com. So send us a text or you can call us. Just want you to have our number, too. 570-1949. Woodsy. What up, dawg? What do you got going on? Well, it's a big, big, big weekend in sports, man. So there's one person on this team that I know is just a giant Daytona 500 fan, and it's Sienna. So I actually have... I am. I'm huge. Really? No, I'm not. She loves NASCAR and racing. Last thing in the world, right? Well, my dad loves it, so I watch it sometimes, actually. She loves it. She talked to me about it off air. She... Loves it. You know stuff about racing? No, I don't know why he's saying that. I don't know anything. I made one comment one time when we were talking about there's some race car guy who makes the most money out of any athlete. And I told him that. Dale Earnhardt Jr.? She loves it. So anyway, I've got audio of her favorite driver, Mark Martin. He's going to be sitting on the pole at Daytona this weekend. It's incredible to be behind the wheel of that five car. You know, this is something that...
I've stood and watched for, I don't know, 26 years or so. With envy. Of the guys who... With envy. Mark Martin's on the pole. He is sitting on the pole. He is 60. What does that mean? 155 years old. He's sitting on a pole? No, I'll explain. That'd be uncomfortable. And the guys, you know, they just stepped up their game some more for this year. Yeah. All right, here's how it works, Sienna. Okay. You have Rose, okay? Rows? Yeah, rows of cars. I immediately thought flower. Me too. No, there are two lanes of cars, and there's rows, okay? They go back like a whole bunch, like 32nd row or something. Uh-huh. And the best place to be is obviously in the first row on the inside, and that's where he's at. They call that the pole. They call that the pole position. That doesn't make sense. I know it. First row. He sat in the first row. How about that? So he gets to start, and he's like right up front. And he's all happy about it because he drove real fast and he qualified to be there. And he's never won at Daytona in 49 starts. Really? Yeah. So it's kind of a big deal. I'm not a huge NASCAR guy, but that's kind of a big deal. He used to drive the Viagra car. Sure. The number six Viagra car. That would make you go pretty quick. Yeah. That's what they say. You get it? Got it. You get it? Also, this weekend, you guys, the Winter Olympics are here. You down?
Not here. Anybody going to watch that? Absolutely. I'm going to watch Michael Buble carrying the torch today. Are you kidding me? Is that today? The boob is carrying the torch. The boob is going to be in Vancouver. Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to be doing it tomorrow. There you go. So the opening ceremonies are tomorrow. And it's very, very exciting. It's in Vancouver, British Columbia, which is, from what I hear, one of the most beautiful places in the world. Yeah. There's all kinds of good stuff going on this weekend. But I wanted to see, can you name, can you name... Three sports in the Winter Olympics. Go, Mikey, go. Go, Mikey, go. Bobsled? Yes. Curling? Yes. Wow. Downhill skiing. Alpine skiing? Yeah. That'll work. That's what I meant. That's what you meant. Is ice skating in it? Also, the biathlon, which is really interesting. You ski and shoot. You have a rifle on your back. You've got the cross-country skiing. You've got figure skating, freestyle skiing, hockey. The luge, the Nordic combined, whatever that is. The short track, the skeleton, which is very, very interesting. The ski jumping, snowboarding, and speed skating are your 12 events for the Winter Olympics. What is a skeleton? A skeleton is like, it's kind of like the luge, but a lot smaller. It's basically like Jesse described it this morning. It's sailing across the ice on like two paperclips. It's a very small little deal. These guys go so fast. Really?
So it's going to be very, very cool. I'm going to watch some of that this weekend for sure. That would be terrifying. For sure. So we've got the Winter Olympics this weekend. Everybody tune in. It should be pretty exciting. The Americans get some really good people. I'll watch five minutes. I know you will. I'll listen to your recap. The only reason I'll watch five minutes. It's because it's in high definition, and that looks really cool. And it looks really cool. And those guys fly. The figure skating is great. They fall, and they twist it. It's like, boom, and they're like, oh, God. I thought they usually don't fall. They're all good and stuff. When they fall, it's a big deal. When they fall, it's cool. I've seen a few falls. Get me out there. That'd be interesting to watch. Oh, my God. That would be incredible. That would be really fun, right? Also, I pulled some audio of your favorite Super Bowl moment and mine. It's actually going to be David Letterman talking to Drew Brees about... The moment. The moment. And let me back this up for one second. So next, I think next week, the SI Swimsuit Edition comes out with Brooklyn Decker on the cover. That's Andy Roddick's wife. She's a 10 and a half. He was drooling over her yesterday. She's not that cute. Her body's really amazing. Blonde or brunette? She's incredible. She's blonde. She's a butterface. She's kind of a blonde brunette.
Yeah. If that makes sense. He doesn't. Dirty blonde. So then the next cover coming out is a picture of Drew Brees, and he's holding his son up, and the confetti's coming down. It's very, very cool. So this is Letterman talking to him about that. Now, as I watched the game yesterday, I got angrier and angrier and angrier because my team. I know you're an Indiana guy. My team didn't win, and then I saw that image of you and your son, and suddenly I just felt fine about everything because to me that coalesces, that crystallizes, that explains visually. What really it is all about. I mean, that was Letterman. He was very, very impressed by that victory. And like he said, his team, he's a big, big Indiana guy. He went to Ball State. And he's like, I didn't even care. I'll tell you what, man. After I saw that. You see that image of him with that little kid. It's the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life. For sure. And it's so touching. It's awesome. Is that it, buddy? That's it for now, man. We're going to do some more Winter Olympics talk later. I got a lot of stuff for you. We got so much stuff today.
Valentine's Day is Sunday. Your phone calls for 701-949. This is M1 Gloria. She is part of the M1 Nation. What's going on, Gloria? Good morning, Mikey. Good morning. I just wanted to say good morning. I have been searching for you for weeks, and I have officially reset my radio station in the morning to 94.9. That's awesome. That is awesome. I love it. Love it. Love it. Hey, Gloria, I got a question for you. Yes. How did you find out? The other morning I was flipping through station because I called your previous station actually to complain that you were gone. And they wouldn't tell me where you were at. Yeah, I bet. That's not a good idea. Yeah, they don't want to advertise for me. Yeah, and then I flipped to 94.9 because I do listen occasionally because this is an awesome station. And I heard your voice and I thought, oh my God, Mikey's back. This is so cool. This is why I am stressing the need for us to, I don't care if we put a biplane up there with a big thing that says Mikey's on 94.9. It doesn't matter what we do. Put a biplane, put a, whatever.
But we got to somehow get the word out there. Got to, dude. Tell your friends, Gloria. Yeah, Gloria. I told everyone because everyone I know here in San Diego has deleted the other station. Yeah, well, you know, I've been very vocal about I don't want to say anything bad about anybody and I don't want to say anything bad about the other station or whatever. But what I do want is I want everybody on planet Earth to listen to the Mikey show. Sure. And because you are I got to tell you, you are the best morning person I've ever heard. Thank you so much. Thank you. That's awesome. And your new people are awesome, too. I don't know. It's a great show already. I just I'm going to say not to get too mushy. I'm just happy. I'm too. Super happy. I'm just happy. You know, I just, I'm really loving this job, and I'm just really having fun. Yep. Every day is just fun. It's not even fair. You know? But thank you. And please, Gloria, tell people about it. I'm telling everyone. I'm spreading the word that Mike is back, and you rock. Thank you. That a girl. Thank you, Gloria.
Look for Woods on the street. He'll be standing out there with a sign saying, Mikey Show, 949. That's right. Sandwich board. Yep. Yep. I love it. Thank you, Gloria. Well, have a wonderful day, and thanks for coming back. Thank you very much. Thank you. An M1 is somebody that listens to Mikey Show, turns down the radio, gets the point, and doesn't cuss when they call in. That is a M1, and the M1s are a part of the M1 Nation, and they have their own fan websites. In fact, you can check one of them out. M1site.com. And it is up and running. And there was already a picture of Sienna wearing a t-shirt that said, let's get crazy. Want to get crazy? There's a picture of me flipping my hair. And it says, do you want to get crazy? It's awesome. Yesterday we were talking about really creepy things that people have said to you when they want to kiss you. And one time a guy said to Sienna, do you want to get crazy? Don't remind me. Do you want to get crazy? I was in high school and I was babysitting his little sister. Dave Matthews sang a song to you. He serenaded you with You Want to Get Crazy. I sure did. Do you want to get crazy? Do you want to get crazy? It was beautiful. Really gorgeous. It was a little creepy though, but it was beautiful. Let's see. Sienna said in her recap email that...
She was thinking about investing in a banana hammock. What's that? She even wrote on here, woods don't even start. What is it? It's for bananas. It's not for bananas. It is. It's an actual. It is not for bananas. It's an actual. Banana tree is for bananas. No, there's a banana hammock, and I've seen them in people's kitchens before, and it keeps your bananas fresh for longer. Googling it. Sure, that's what you meant. Yeah. You better be careful Googling that. You don't want the CIA or FBI to run in here and arrest you. I'm telling you, it's true. Banana hammock. It like positions them in a way. Like if they hang. Yeah, exactly. If they hang. If they hang. Then they stay riper longer. Exactly. Okay. A lot more supportive. You found it? Well, there's a couple disturbing photos that come up. That's the banana. One being Borat. I don't want Borat's banana here, Nick. I want an actual banana. The fruit? Vegetable. It's a fruit. Someone told me. I said something was... Never mind. Never mind. If it falls off a tree, it's a fruit, right? It grows in the ground as a veggie. Is that right? I think that's the... Our fruit has seeds.
Do you know what you're talking about? I know. Okra has seeds and it's a vegetable. No, she doesn't. She's got a show, bro. Tomato is considered a fruit. Tomato is a fruit. And it has seeds. You're talking about okra Winfrey? I didn't see that going there. I didn't either. Lauren was talking to her mom on her cell phone the other day. And her mom's back east in Jersey, right? She is. Oh! Oh! Oh! How you doing? There he is. You're talking to her on her cell phone and she starts screaming profanities. And once she calmed down. Yeah. Lauren realized that it was because they lost their power again, right? Mm-hmm. If you got relatives back east, the weather is bad. Twelve hours later, they're still without power. What? Yes. I know. No way. They're freezing. Well, and then what do you do with your, like your, well, the food, I guess, wouldn't go bad because it's so low. Yeah, it will after a point. But how do you cook it? You have to keep it, you have to keep the refrigerator closed.
Because if you let the cold air out, it'll mess it up. But still, there's definitely a point to where it just... What do you do? That's what I said. I'm like, what are you guys doing? What are they doing? She hasn't texted me back. I freaked out because I called them. My dad has an office line. They have a landline, two cell phones. Couldn't get through at all. So I was kind of freaking out. She just sent me a text. They're still without power. They're freezing. I'm like, how did you sleep? Yeah. That's the second blizzard that the Mid-Atlantic has gotten in less than a week. I mean, huge, huge stuff. Even in D.C., the White House, there's like federal government is closed. Everyone's home. It's that bad? It's that bad. I tell you what, man. We get so, well, I say we, me, but you probably too, Lister. We just get so caught up in our own little San Diego world. That's what my blog was about the other day. About how we just, I didn't even know. Well, it rains and this city shuts down when it rains. Like, what are we going to do? It's raining. Like, what do we do? Well, yesterday we all went to lunch. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was miserable. Yesterday we all went to lunch and it was a little cloudy. It was 55. It was a little cloudy and it was 55 degrees and we were all like, oh my God! Let's all get naked and huddle up for body heat! My sweatshirt was zipped up all the way with my hood on.
Yeah. Oh, no. Meanwhile, back east, no power, 12 hours, snow up to the whatever. They just surpassed a record. Wow. I know. Maybe don't live in Jersey. El Nino. That's an interesting point, man. Which, of course, in Spanish means the Nino. The Nino. The Nino. Isn't it the boy? Yeah. I thought it was the nine. Did you really? No. You guys hear about the anonymous George Bush billboard in Minnesota? Greatest thing ever. Apparently, it's a big deal. What's the deal? Well, there's this billboard up. I'm trying to find it right now. And basically, it just had a picture of George Bush. And it said, miss me yet on it. Nobody knows who put it up. They do now. Oh, they do? But it was a mystery for a while. Everyone's like, what? Who put this billboard up? Where did it come from? All of a sudden, it was just there right on the I-35 in Wyoming. Yeah. And Fox News just reported late last night that there's a Minneapolis-based Schubert and Hoey outdoor advertising company. Yeah. They said the billboard, which it owns, was rented out by a group of small business owners who felt that Washington wasn't doing good enough and it would be a funny way to get their message out. It's funny.
Yeah. That's funny. Yeah. Yeah. Miss me yet? George Bush. Can you picture him saying that too? Y'all miss me yet? Y'all miss me yet? Y'all miss me yet? That's funny. That's my terrible George Bush. Yeah. I'm serious. Thank you, George. It was very well said. Did you guys hear about the millionaire gave away all his money? No. No. How about that? This guy in Europe, basically he was worth 3 million euros in Britain, which is like... $4 million. That's a lot of coin. More than maybe $5.5 million here. A lot of money. Apparently, he was really poor growing up. And now that he has all this money, he says he's miserable. Money does not buy happiness. He doesn't want to have the money anymore. So he just gave it away to some charities in Central and Latin America. And he says he sold his place. He had a luxury alpine retreat. Now he's moving to a small wooden hut in the mountains. Yeah, if you are... If you're miserable and you think that you're well, a lot of people know they're miserable because their money situation. OK, like their money situation is is bad and and it makes them uncomfortable. There's no doubt about it. But the truth of the matter is, is that if you have more money, you're going to be if you're a miserable person, you will be a miserable person with a lot of money. That's just the way it goes, you know. And if you are irresponsible with.
making $25,000 a year, you'll be irresponsible if you win the lottery and you've got millions of dollars. Well, for sure. You know what I call those, though? Cadillac problems. Cadillac problems. This guy's got a lot of Cadillac problems. I don't know what to do with all this 4 million euros. He's doing the right thing, though. You can't dog on him. I'm not dogging on him. Yeah, but it ain't him. That money, I know when I say it, Woodsy, I bet you go, yeah, right. If I say... If you have millions of dollars, let's say you're unhappy right now. I say, what if I gave you $100 million? Does your mind instantly go, I'd be happy. 100%. Wouldn't me? 100%. Want me to tell you why? I'll try it. Let me try it. Let me try it for a while. You got a, I'm going to try to convince you. Okay. Sell me. You got a 32-inch television. Okay. And I step you up to the 68-inch television. I've got a 7-inch television. All right, fine. So you step me up to 14. All right. And anybody that's ever gone from a small TV to a big TV, for about a month and a half, that's the baddest TV you've ever seen. And then after a while, it just becomes a TV. Sure. Because just because you move a turd from one state to another doesn't make it smell good. That's mine. That's my line.
My boy Woods. And he's right. That's a true statement. Think about how many less problems you would have. What did Biggie say? There are more money, more problems. It depends on what your problems are. If you have financial problems, but overall you're a happy person. then money's going to do a whole lot to bring you security. God will never let me be rich. Never. Because he never. He just knows. He knows. He just knows. He'll go to the wrong things. He just knows. He's like, we're going to keep you right around the 75 to 80 mark for the rest of your life. Comfortable? Certainly not lower class. We're going to keep you comfortable, kid. We just didn't want you getting out of control. Exactly. But what if you knew how to stay in control, buddy? What about that? That would be rad. I'm going to get you to figure it out. And I'm working on it. One of the top-selling songs right now, if you go to the iTunes, you ever heard of that? Yes. The iTunes. If you go there to that iTunes, it's by Jason Derulo. It's called In My Head. It's a new one. Never heard of him. Never will hear him again. Mikey loves him. I don't love him. I only know one song by him. Ooh, what you say? Never heard this in my life. Oh, I've heard this.
You know who George Stephanopoulos is? Yes. George Stephanopoulos used to be a big time advisor for Clinton. Okay. And then he got into television because he's a good looking person. Sharp dude. Sharp guy. All right. I thought he was on Sesame Street. No, that's Snuffleupagus. Oh, okay. And it's also the nickname I used to have in high school because I had a purple felt jacket. Snuffleupagus. Anyway, George Stephanopoulos, his wife surprised him. Because he's on Good Morning America now. It's how good looking the dude is. He's on Good Morning America. So his wife surprised him. I have audio of this, by the way. She dressed up as Diane Sawyer. And she came on there and rips off this wig. And I'll play it for you. When we come back, I'll play you what she did next. What she had on underneath. She rips off this clothes that she had on. She had on something underneath. Trench coat. And I'll tell you what she was wearing. By the way, one of the things that she said to him is something, because all of that that you've just heard, none of that sounds like anything that Lauren O'Brien would ever do in a million years, right? Because Lauren is not that gal, okay? Sienna would. She's not that gal. Sienna would. Sienna might do that. Sienna might do that. Woo! Lauren is like, no way in the world. But then she said something to her fella that maybe Lauren would be down with. In fact, Lauren has actually said it. What? About her own man.
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So George Stephanopoulos, I guess yesterday was his birthday, and his wife dressed up as Diane Sawyer, then ripped off her trench coat she was wearing. Underneath it, she... Do you know what it was, Sienna? It was like some leopard print outfit, you know? Was it like lingerie? Kind of like lingerie-ish, and then climbed up onto the... climbed up onto the news desk where he was and started to talk to him. Now we've got another quick look at what's ahead on World News Tonight with Diane Sawyer. Thank you, Juju. Tonight, a closer look. Palin's palm. Is the writing on Sarah's hand? Speech? Cliff notes? Is it cheating? It is in high school. And are those math equations on politician's sneaker? Oh, honey. So now she's ripping off the trench coat and the wig. George, I never forget to see you at home. Maybe we'll get some video of this. I love you. It made you a steak. Hey, Lauren, you can have a leg, right? That's exactly, that's Matt's Valentine's present. That's Matt's Valentine's present. I'm going to shave my legs and make you a steak. Yeah, that's it. Happy Valentine's Day, my love.
A great wife. That is the weirdest thing. Oh, it's fantastic. This was on air? Yeah, it was on Good Morning America. Is she wearing lingerie on Good Morning America? I don't know if it was lingerie. I'll see you guys later. No, it wasn't lingerie. It was a leopard print dress. Leopard print dress. But then she crawls up on the news desk right up to her. That is hilarious. I love it. Pretty funny. I love it. Did you hear him say, I'll see you guys later? Yeah. Take care of business. Take care of business. You know he did later that night, too. TCB, baby. He seems a little PG-13 for Good Morning America. Yeah, you would think so, right? It's great. Don't know what TCB is, and I'm probably good. Take care of business. Take care of business? TCB, baby. He just makes that up. TCB. Dude, it was Elvis' motto like his whole life. TCB in a flash. Wow. It's all over Graceland. TCB with a lightning bolt. Take care of business. Take care of business in a flash. M1 Chaz is on the line. What's up, Chaz? How are you? Good. You are calling because my screen says you're calling because you want to reuse a song. What does that mean? Yeah, I wanted to get you guys an opinion. My girlfriend's out of town in Tahoe at the moment. She gets back tomorrow. And I am flat broke and have nothing for her for Valentine's Day.
Oh, don't say it. No. I say why not. Lauren looks like she wants to jump through the phone and strangle your neck off. I mean, there was nothing in the original song specific about the other girl. All the same stuff applies. I mean, I feel just as strongly about the girl I'm dating now. It's like giving a girl an engagement ring that you gave to someone else that didn't work out, you know? I think it's even worse because it's not a material thing. Like a sentimental thing from the heart that he wrote. Well, she's never going to know. Oh, it doesn't matter. Change a few lyrics, dude. But keep the, you know, bare bones, but change a few lyrics. What if you kept, yeah, the beat and the instrumental and everything? Whatever, I don't know. Yeah, so that every time you sing it, you'll think of your ex-girlfriend. No, but just, you know, and then just change the words. It's not that hard to write a new song, right? Well, at the time, it took me three months to put it all together.
I don't think that it's a good idea, but I'm going to try to play devil's advocate. Okay. I'm going to try to give you another side to think about. Okay. Me or him? All of you guys, because you guys are all out on it, right? I'm in on it. You're in on it? Get out. You're right. It's fine. You would do it. I'm out on it, but I'm going to try to give the argument. I've done a lot worse. Yeah, I'd do it in a heartbeat. I've heard guys say that they don't want their girlfriend or wife to wear the same lingerie they wore in front of another guy. Do wives actually wear lingerie? Yes. They do? Yes. Hang on a minute. So let me give you the other side. Love you. So I'm going to try to make it seem... Did you just tell your wife over the internet? The internet. Because she's streaming online. Did you just say I love you to her secretly? Never wearing laundry. Did you just use a multi-million dollar radio station to send a secret message to your wife listening on the internet? Okay, so here's the deal. I'll ask Lauren and Sienna because you're both very against it. Okay. What if the lyrics of the song are you mean the world to me, you mean everything to me, and I love you so much, and I...
Can't be without you. I mean, what if he actually feels that way about Tahoe? It doesn't matter. Why? That's like John Mayer. He sang that song, Your Body is a Wonderland, about Jennifer Love Hewitt. If he sang that to someone else. Well, what if when he did Jen Aniston, he thought her body was a wonderland? Well, then you reword it. Yeah, you can't. That just shows zero effort. Your body is a wonderland. Everybody's banging. Everybody's super banging now. With all the girls that that dude gets, he'd have to be changing his lyrics a lot. That's true. He's changing it more than Dave Matthews. What's wrong with it? Well, I mean, even if I rearrange some stuff or reworded things, isn't it essentially the same thing? Dude, drop the song altogether. What are you doing? Just do something else. Yeah, go pick up, go in your yard, find a piece of beach wood. No. Stop with this. Get a knife and whittle her something. This is what it's like doing. It's like taking the card that you gave your ex-girlfriend, cutting it up, and pasting it onto another greeting card and just changing the words. It's like Mad Libs. I mean, this is totally like a panicky last-minute effort. I have no money to buy her a gift. So do you care less about this girlfriend than you did about the last? No, not at all. I just don't have enough. I mean...
I'll be prepared for next Valentine's Day, but right now I need something, and I'm scraping the barrel here. Okay, I'll tell you what to do. I'll tell you what to do right now. What's wrong with it? What Mikey did yesterday for his anniversary is great. But what's wrong with what he's doing? Because he gave it to someone else. I know, but what... Okay, now I realize he's on the air right now, and Chaz, I don't believe... First of all, I don't believe your name is Chaz, and I don't blame you. And I don't blame you. You don't want people to know who you are and tell... Tahoe girl, if she's even in Tahoe, who you are, which I understand, and I wouldn't either. You want to remain anonymous. Correct. Correct. Because he knows it's wrong. Hang on. Now, if none of us knew this right now, and she didn't know... She'll find out. It's not like... You always find out. The girl always finds out. They are like detectives. Because we are. We are. We just know. That's what you think. Women's intuition. Really? I hate it. Do you believe that a woman would go, did you write that for somebody else? No, no. She would be really happy, but then she'll start thinking. And then she's going to tell all of her girlfriends, and then she's going to say something to one of his friends. Oh, yeah, he wrote this really sweet song for me on Valentine's Day, and that moron is going to say, dude, he did that for another girl. And she's going to be like, what? What did you do for another girl? And it's going to come out. I think I'm genuinely convinced there's nothing wrong with this. No, I'll tell you exactly what.
I would do. What? And this is where the guy will get in trouble, Chaz. I will start playing the Riddler and I'll be like, oh my gosh, when did you write that? Really? How long did it take you? How'd you come up with this line? See, you can't lie. So Matt's a songwriter. Yeah. Your boyfriend. I could just tell the truth. Oh, do not ever. No, do not tell the truth. You'll break up, man. The truth will not set you free in this case, my friend. Okay, Lauren's boyfriend, Matt. He's a songwriter. Yes. So, did he start writing songs just when he met you? No. Okay, so he's written some songs before you. Yeah. Don't get her second guessing him. Does he play them? Does he play them live? Yes. Do you think any of them are about other women? Have you ever asked? Well, I know. She's going to the night. Tonight. The next commercial break. He only had a few songs before. Before you. You're his muse. And I know a lot. Well, he doesn't write a lot of love songs. He doesn't. Most of them are just about like. Pickles. Observing. Right now Matt is listening and he is mad. Yeah, right now. Dude, be quiet. He's already texting. He's so furious that he's screaming like this. Why do you guys have to do that? He's like, dude, what? Come on. No, no. This is the way Matt screams. Hey, man. Hey, guys.
Why do you have to do that? It's even worse to get yelled at. He's the most laid-back guy I've ever met in my life. And I'm playing Devil's Advocate, too. No, I know where his songs came from. And even if they were written about another girl, I wouldn't say you're forbidden from singing them. But if they came from another time, I would know it. And now all of his songs, like, he has a couple songs that refer to me. Yeah, for sure. And I, exactly. Oh, my God. When did you write that? How long did it take you? The Riddler. Yeah, so Chaz. It could be that she's the Riddler and she starts asking questions. Chaz, don't do it. Well, I mean, the only person, other person that knows about this song is the ex. It's already too many people. I mean, they don't roll in the same social circles. And all of our listeners. Yeah. I can't think of anyone she would interact with that would give away the hideous secret. Chaz, I think if you had to hesitate at all and call us and ask, then I think in your heart you know it's wrong.
I think that he's doing the same thing that I did. You immediately, your brain tells you that it is, but I'm actually thinking it through. I'm thinking it through. And I'm going, is there something truly wrong about it? If you feel the same thing and... Would you take the post-its that you've left for other girlfriends and post them up on Rebecca's mirror? No, you don't. But you use the same sentiment. Not the same... Ones? But that's what Chaz could do. Something like that that doesn't cost any money. Same idea, yeah. You know, and wait, how long have you been dating her? About six months now. Okay, and do you picture this going farther into the future? Well, yeah. Maybe give her a key to your place, man. Any relationship like that. Hey, I'm going to let you go because I don't know how to take phone calls with you on the phone. And there's a lot of people calling. Good luck. Finger quote, Chaz. Do the right thing, Chaz. Easy, Chaz. Easy, Chaz. No one's name is really Chaz. M1 Jessica says, you can do it, no problem. Not a problem with it at all. She would have a problem if it was her boyfriend. Jessica? Hey. Not a problem? I was just thinking about when Elton John wrote a song for Marilyn Monroe when she passed away.
Yeah, but he likes boys, so that doesn't even count. He changed the words for Princess Diana, though. Plus, it's not about love. Well, I think the idea is the delivery method. Yeah, but he wasn't in love with Marilyn Monroe. That wasn't his girlfriend. Yeah, dude likes dudes, and so it wasn't about... Now, if he wrote a song about a dude and then gave it to another dude, another dude would probably be mad about it. Jessica, your song? For one. Yeah. Jessica. Elton John didn't write one of his songs, though, by the way. Are you in a relationship, Jessica? Yeah, I'm married. Well, what if your husband gave you a card that he gave? He had still had this card that he gave to an ex-girlfriend. Different. It's not different. Totally different. And it was meaningful. It's the same thing. It was meaningful, but instead of her name, he put your name underneath. And it's the same words that he told someone else. He scratched out her name. You would be devastated. He whited it out. You'd be like, what are you doing, dude? If it was the same. You can't. What if he... Okay, wait. What if he wrote her a card and then he rewrote the card? What does that even mean? It means that, see, the way that Sienna... I see what you mean. The way Sienna's positioning it, it's like he took the actual same card and physically... It is, though, the song. But it's the same words. It's like you can't...
come up with something better for me you're saying i'm the same as your ex-girlfriend you feel the exact same way then why aren't you still with her no but we're not real we're not super bright that's what you guys aren't getting that we're not super bright we do get that actually what we do like i have told more than one person that i love them and they are my world and they mean everything to me oh yeah but you do it in a different way though but Yeah, you inflected. I love you. I love you. He's writing a song, which is like, that's your heart put into it. But he really likes this new girl. It's an everlasting song. He really likes this new girl, but not enough to write another for her. Just don't write the song, man. I write the songs that make the whole world sing. Well, he doesn't. He reuses the songs that make the whole world sing. Hey, listen, if it was talking about things that were real specific, like the color of her eyes and stuff, maybe that's wrong. But I'm a brunette. You have blonde hair and it's shiny. I have black hair. I don't understand why you're singing to me about blonde hair. I don't have freckles. You know that every time I sing now, I sing in that voice.
Really? I can't help it. You're the first Indian girl I've ever dated. It's like I'm Irish Catholic. I'm driving to my car singing Zeppelin. That's how you do it? It's been a long time since I rock and roll. It's killing me. It's awesome. M1RJ. Hey, how's it going, guys? What up? Hi. Jazz. I'm holding my fingers up like quotation marks. Jazz. Dude, don't do it. Don't do it. Thank you, RJ. No, man. Just don't do it. Don't need any more explanation. You guys have explained it perfectly. Don't do it. Why is it wrong? RJ is not single, I can tell you that. And he said we don't need to explain. You got it. See? All right, fine. He's a good man. Thank you, RJ. He just says it goes without saying. He respects women. Oh, really? It's not bad. It's just like, come on. I'm trying to think of an equivalent for us. If we did something with another guy. Oh, okay. Let's talk about it. Yeah. What? Really? Really? There's nothing. Yes. I mean, I'm sure there's something that if you found out Rebecca gave you something or did something for you that she has done for someone else, you'd be like, what are you doing? Yeah. Everything that happens with your fiance is fresh and new and never been said or done or anything. No, I'm not saying that. But as far as it. Well, then it's wrong. It's wrong. No. We've established.
We've just established that it's wrong. Lauren, if you ever say or do any. Yeah, you can't do that. It's different. He's writing a song. Lauren, if you've ever made a steak. No. Why? It's a gesture. No, because that is a material thing, first of all. Second of all, a song is forever. It is. It's just like playing a cover song. I mean, he wrote it for another girl, but it's a cover song. You guys do it all the time. Yeah, they do it all the time. M1J's on the line says he used a song twice on Girls. You there, Jay? I hope she broke up with you. What happened? Sorry. So I'm a singer-songwriter, and I've actually written a song, and I kind of reused it for a girlfriend, and then I reused it again for another girlfriend. Hey, did it work? A little bit. Did it work for you? I don't know if it worked or not, but, you know, she was flattered. I felt bad, and I kind of told her what the situation was. Oh, that wasn't smart. She was flattered because the song had meaning still, no matter what. That's a lie. No, he's not lying. He's lying. That's why they're no longer together, clearly. You think so? Yes. Jay, come on, tell the truth. He's married now. Jay, tell the truth. What's that? I swear I'm married.
Well, I believe that you're married, and I believe that that wife has not heard that song. You ever tried the song on the wife? No, I have not. Exactly. Third time's a charm, buddy. She got her own song. She does. She does. That's the right thing to do. Can I tell you about an email I got from one of my girlfriends right now? Yeah. I won't even buy the same Hallmark card that I got my ex, even though I love what it says and it's totally the perfect message for my relationship now. It just brings back too many memories. Wait, so she actually buys Hallmark cards? Yes. That's so unoriginal. Oh, my God. So unoriginal. What do you buy? Anybody can walk into a store and buy a Hallmark card. Anybody can. Oh, really? Thoughts written by somebody else? Great. So unoriginal. It's what you add underneath. Yeah, thank you for giving me the thoughts of... Melissa Browning. Great. It's okay to do that, but you can't just sign it. Hey, listen, I really appreciate this, honey. I'll have to write Melissa Browning a thank you card for the card that you just gave me from her. Sometimes it's a simple message that you elaborate on. You always add on to it. You have to. You know we'll never be right, Mikey. I know. Of course not. It's like being here with...
Two wives. Well, you know my thoughts on greening cards anyway, Mikey. You don't do it. It's a waste of six dollars. I do it because it's a social grace, but I don't like it at all. I think it's a waste of paper and money. I'm not a big fan either. I do think it's somebody else's words. Jamie's kind of got me off that because Jamie used to be one of the ones that just says, love you, Jamie. Like, doesn't add anything to it. I would write these long deals. I'm like, you have to write stuff. So now I'm just kind of out on them. I fill the page. You know, like the writing, you know, when you open the card, the writing's always on the right-hand side. I feel the left-hand side with my own words. I wish that we had in our possession right now a card that you've written, just so I could... I was going to say, Todd, he probably already left for work, but he has them still. I want to know what Sienna Love sounds like. It's beautiful. I want to know what Lauren Love sounds like, too. Oh, I write poetry. Let me tell you what Lauren... This would be my vision of Lauren Love. I write poetry, Mikey. But do you write it to your loved one? Yes. You do? Yeah. And I usually make cards, too. Wood. Hot. Seal. Scissor. Pop. Pop. Pow. Futuristic. You. Tree. Moffat. Moffat. No. I see a little jazz background. Love. Love. Moffat. Prepare.
Rocks sizzle. Sizzle. Snort. Snort. Cute. Yeah, snort cute. Snort. No, I have some really amazing stuff. Love. Make love. Love make. Pebbles. For those that can't see, I am shaking my head. She's not even looking. She's not even looking at anyone. She's writing down. She's writing poetry. caring. Are you writing poetry really? Are you going to recite it? Yes, let her do it. We should. I think Tom Tom Lady does expressionistic, futuristic poetry. Tom Tom Lady would be more loving in the writing of a card. I wish Matt would call in. If it's poetry, okay, I get it. Maybe you could do it, but if you were having to be forced to put sentiment down,
I'm sentimental. Really? Yes. I would picture it be like, thanks for being there late. No. I write until my hand hurts. You make a good sandwich. Make you a steak later. Bye. See ya. All I can picture is that guy saying to you, is it okay to kiss you? That's all I've thought about for two days. I know, dude. And Lauren going, no. I wasn't into him. We're shaking the head. Turning the head to the side and going, no. Yeah, but you weren't into him, but it's just a kiss, though. Ew. It's just a kiss. What if he had slobbery? Like, what if he's one of those people that has spit on the inside of the corners of your mouth? Is he good looking? Yeah. Yeah, just kiss him. Doesn't matter, no. I don't just give away kisses. No, just give those away. You gotta earn them. That's right. I will never understand. That's right. M1 Casey, are you there? Yes, I am. Go ahead. I just want to say that I had a boyfriend write me what I thought was the most beautiful poem for Valentine's Day. And it turned out later after asking him questions about it that he actually wrote that for a different girl. Really? And you know what? It was...
Just from the questions I kept asking him was one lie after another lie. See? Okay, Casey, that's what's going to happen to Chaz. When you first found that out, if you could just tell me the words that popped into your head, when you first found that out, what were they? Yes, thank you. Wow, just like that. Thank you. See, I thought the words that popped into your head were going to be sizzle, sizzle, pop. Pebble, rock. Pebble, rock, love. That's beautiful. Prairie Wheat Heather. Heather. I just want to talk about that movie we saw yesterday. Yeah. I'm dying to talk about it. All I want to do. But not yet. Does America love Ellen on American Idol? Because guess what? The ratings don't lie. So we'll find out if they hated her or loved her. Perfect. And what will American Idol do about whatever the ratings said? We'll find out. 94.9. Engine.
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I'm going to do radio for a long time. Stuff just isn't as big a deal. Yeah. And, you know, I know that that's probably... It should be a bigger deal, but I'm like, eh. You know? We're still working out the kinks, brother. Yeah. That's what happens. That's what happens. My friend Brock brought us some pillar stuff. Dude, grab a... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Brock, what'd you bring us? I'm Brock from Crave, California. I brought some... Cupcakes, some chocolate chip cookies, banana muffins, red velvet, and German chocolate. Yeah, so where is it from? Where's the place? It's called Crave California. It's up in San Marcos. Dude, that is rad. How good does that stuff look? I'll tell you. Oh, dude. Jay already has one. That's not fair. I'm covered in icing. Hey, man, where do people find you? You can find us on our website. It's CraveCalifornia.com or on Facebook. Yeah. Okay. And the physical address, where do people find you? Physical address, we are in, we're located at San Marcos by our kitchens in Escondido. Cool. Right on, dude. That's so awesome. Thank you for bringing that. Thank you, guys. It looks so good. Yeah. Let me be digging into that. I'm taking one of those banana muffins here in a second. That's right. I love bananas. I love it, too. Chocolate chip cookies. Is it good? Unbelievable. Share the wealth, man. Oh, it looks crispy on the outside, soft in the middle.
Oh, dude. Thank you so much. Oh, yeah. These are money. And Barbara, you said that you deliver as well? I deliver in Escudito and San Marcos. And we have a special for Mikey listeners. If you order and you put in the message to merchant, if you put the Mikey show, then we're going to give you enough chocolate chip cookie dough for a dozen cookies. Wow. Chill out. For the next week. That's awesome. By going to the website? Yes. It's online ordering and then either pick up from the kitchen or I deliver in the local area. Give the website again. CraveCalifornia.com. Okay, so if you go to CraveCalifornia.com, you type in that you're a Mikey Show listener, then they will give you. It's a PayPal checkout. So when you go to PayPal checkout, there's a little section that says message to merchant. And you just got to say you're Mikey Show M1 right on. And of course, don't cuss. Yeah. Yes. Turn your radio down. Turn your radio down. Get to the point. Get to the point. Red velvet cupcakes. I just tasted a mini banana muffin that was on my mind. You can't stop. It's really good, you guys. Thank you, guys. Oh, dude. So rad. I'm going to be 700 pounds. Yeah, it's hard. Believe me. What does the term artisan mean? I've always wondered that. What does artisan mean? It's handmade in small batches. Nice. And it's all real ingredients.
I don't add any chemicals on purpose. Awesome. Lauren? I'm a big fan. Perfect. All natural. Yeah. It's very good. Lauren just made herself laugh. All natural. It's very cool. Hey, Tom Tom lady, have you ever been to this place? You'll be able to give yourself directions on how to get. This is Woodsy's Tom Tom that he has his GPS. Yep. Very easy to locate, Mikey. That's good. Yeah, you can take Woodsy there because he couldn't find anything when he was trying to get around and navigate with you before. Woodsy is like a lost puppy in a park. He can't find his way around anywhere. It's like a curse. I've lived in Dallas most of my life. I still have to print out maps to places all the time. Yeah. He keeps saying words that I can't repeat on the air, Mikey. Yes, I bet he does. I bet he does a lot of that, actually.
So tell me, Sienna, does American Idol love, or does the American public love Ellen because the ratings don't lie? What do they say? Do I really need to answer this? I'm pretty sure it's obvious. What is that? Ness. Yo. Yo. America loves Ellen DeGeneres. They love her. Really? They love her. Their ratings went up 12% on her very first night, went up to 27.7 million viewers, which is the most viewers they've had since the very first premiere this year. When they made the announcement, I said that that's what I thought would happen. That it was going to be Ellen? No, when they made the announcement that Ellen was going to be on the show, I said, I bet the ratings go up. Absolutely. Because I think people like Ellen. Well, people want to see whether or not she's going to succeed or fail either way. Yeah. I think I kind of like her. I love her. Time will tell. Well, let's see. Some text messages we're getting. 949mikey at gmail.com is how you get a hold of us by text. You could also call us, 570-1949. This text says, Mikey, just wanted to say I'm really glad Sienna's on the show because my brother and I really liked when she was guest appearing when you were on the other station. When we found out that you were moving and you got new peeps, we both said Sienna would be perfect for the show. So we were obviously ecstatic to hear that she was going to be on the show.
I'm also stoked on the all-new crew and everyone on it. Love the new show. That is M1 Laceface. Thank you. Wow. Everyone's so nice. The nicest listeners. We really do, man. I mean, the nicest. We do. We do. And M1 Nation is up and running. Go to MikeyShow.com. I wanted to repeat this to you because if you got in on the deal, the Megan dating game, If you have applied for the Megan dating game, we were having some issues that we resolved. Re-enter. And I hate to have to tell you that, but we just want to make sure that we got you. You got to re-enter. And if you don't know what we're talking about, we have a beautiful girl named Megan who's 23 years old. And she's looking to find a fella. And if you're looking to find a good looking girl, go to MikeyShow.com. We're going to be doing the dating game. She's really cute. She's foxy, very foxy. And she's funny and smart, which matters more. Oh, yeah, that's right. Great personality. She's a great personality. So sending her and a date out on Saturday. I'm like, she's really cute. Lauren's like, well, this matters more. I'm like, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, what she said. Does it.
Yeah, she has a 3.7 GPA and her IQ is 142, so I just wanted to get that out. Well, her looks are the icing on the cake. Really? Yes, the icing on the... Why don't you tell us about all the little people you've dated in your life, okay, Lauren? You know what I mean? Because your boyfriend happens to be talented and good-looking. Okay, well, I don't discriminate. I'm just... Yeah, you don't discriminate, yet the guys that you're dating happen to be good-looking and talented, okay? They happen to be really, really ridiculously good-looking. Love Maddie. Yeah, that's right. 570-1949 is the number. My email. Why do I lose everything? Seriously. It's your place now. I have stuff for two seconds. I lose it. We need to duct tape it on your hands like the 40s we were talking about. I'd still be looking for it. What is this foreign substance on my tiny hands? This email says, Mikey, a friend of mine and I had an argument the other day. Traditionally, it's a bride's family that pays for a wedding. What's the cutoff age for parents to say, hey, you're too old now and you make more money than both of us. Pay for it yourself. Maybe we'll help a little. They go on to say, I say the age is 28. That's M1 Melly Mel. Well.
I don't think that there's an age. Absolutely not. It's not about an age. But I do think that if you're, I think they kind of got a point there. If you're making more than your parents, I say step up to the plate. Duh. Yeah. Right? Well, the debutante actually knows the actual rules on this. Sienna's a debutante. Well, it's tradition. The parents pay. That's the deal. What if the parents don't have the money to pay? Well, then they pay for a small wedding. They pay for whatever they can afford. Really? That is the deal. Gotta stick with the tradition. If I get married, I plan on paying for it. In a wheat field? Yes. Somewhere, for sure. Why is this chair so short? Tofu, hors d'oeuvres. Yeah. Yeah. Barefoot. Yeah. Tofurky. Barefoot. Barefoot. Yeah. Pretend beach. Yeah. Did you say pretend beach? Yeah. Well, you know, if you got married back east, you would like have to do something like that. Jersey Shore. Hello. I forgot. Yeah, that's true. But yeah, there's guaranteed to be a lot of really healthy snacks. Absolutely. Lauren's wedding be like. Fun. Barefoot.
So fun. It would be barefoot, 100%. No way. Everybody has to be barefoot. On the beach? I'll be wearing Cinderella heels. It'd be in an ashram somewhere. Yeah. I just think that the only exception to you having to pay for your own wedding is if it's your second wedding. Yeah. What about your fourth? Obviously, parents pay for the first, but the tradition is the bride's parents pay for the wedding, the groom's parents pay for the rehearsal dinner, and the groom pays for the honeymoon. There's a million ways to do it. No, that's the way. No, there's a million ways to do it. The groom himself pays for the honeymoon? Yeah, that's what it's supposed to be. I did not know that. I say it's all situational. It is. It is all situational. I don't say there's a cutoff age or a cutoff amount or anything. My parents chipped in more for the wedding, but Jamie's mom bought us washer, dryer, couch, like everything. You know what I mean? Pretty rough if the parents of the bride don't have a lot of dough. Yeah. I mean, that's one thing. If you want to have a really nice wedding and say the groom's parents have more money, they're openly offering to pay for it, then that's an exception. But traditionally, you know, like, I'd rather stick with tradition. Because San Diego is such a traditional town. Oh, really? But like, I mean, come on. Well, let's try to be. Mikey, you're stoked that you got three boys. Yeah, you're huge.
It's awesome. My dad is like, I have three girls. Oh, your dad. Oh, my Lord. Well, and Todd's 38. He has a really good job. I have a good job. You know, we could pay for it, but we're not going to. Well, you're in a fortunate situation. Well, but my parents know that that's the deal. Yeah. And they want to do it. Well, you're from LJ, though. That's exactly right. But it is tradition. How about you, Lauren? Are you going to have your parents pay for the wedding? I will accept anything that my parents would like to give. I think that would be amazing if they were to offer anything. But like I said, I plan on paying for whatever I do have. We're getting married? No, I said if. So if they want to pay for the squash hors d'oeuvres that you're certain to have at the wedding, then yes. I don't like squash. They'll cover the seaweed salad. Yeah, cover the seaweed salad. Seaweed salad is delicious. Veggie spring rolls. So they can pay for the Ed Nami entree. Ed Nami. Who's Edamame? Ednami? Ed Mallory? Is that what you said? What is it? Edamame. Ednami. So they're soybeans. You could say soybeans, too. All right. That's what it is. All right. 570-1949 is a number. What do you think about this whole, hey, you're a little too old for us to be paying for this? Maybe that is a question. I think probably over. I mean, I was 32 when I got married, and my folks, like, paid for a lot. Yeah, dude, but your mom.
Still text messages you, Stephen, take that hat off. You shouldn't be punished, though, because you're getting married older. That's not a bad thing. No, I don't think it should be an age thing. And I think that this guy thinks he's being punished or something. But doesn't it say they have plenty of money? Traditionally, it's the bride's family that pays for the wedding. What's the cutoff age for parents to say, hey, you're too old now and you make more money than both of us? Oh, well. I don't think there's an age thing. But then again, I do think, man, you're getting married and you're 40-some years old. You got this great job. It's kind of weird. It's kind of strange. That's his 28, though. Yeah. Parents, I mean, should always offer regardless. For any parent to say, you make more money than I do. You knew your kid was going to get married eventually. At least you hoped that they would, you know. Put a little something away. Like, exactly. Do you know how many parents do savings for weddings? A lot of them. But look what just happened to everybody's savings and portfolio. Well, I know. But also, it's not fair for the parents to say, you guys make more money than us. It's one thing to say, this is how much we can give you. Say that. If it's not very much, that's fine. Just at least offer something. And then if they want a nicer wedding, then they can pay for it. Did our rehearsal dinner at Buca di Beppo.
It was delicious. It was great. It was good. You know what was great? It's family style. We had our reception at a bar that I rented out. Weird. That does not surprise me even one bit. Probably the best party I've ever been to. It was amazing. If I do say so myself. If I do say so myself. I planned it. You there? Alex. Yes. Go ahead, man. You're on the air. Hey, yeah. You know what? This whole tradition thing, it... I have a family where we kind of lost our tradition because we were just more of our work kind of family. And with all this, you know, you have to, like, the bride of the family has to do this, has to do that. Well, you know what? Like, there's all this situation that goes on. Like, if, you know, one thing is you're making more money than your parents are. That's what we've been talking about. That's what we're saying. I think we should just eliminate that because. There's a lot of people that actually just go to, like, the county recorder's office and just get married there. And that's cool if that's what you want to do. But if you want to have a wedding like most girls, the majority of girls their entire life think about their wedding. And going to a courthouse is not what they think about. Some do. Some don't care. And that's fine. I had a girlfriend that was 18 years old, and we wanted to have this big wedding and everything. How old were you?
Uh, 18 at the time. We were both 18. Uh-huh. And then we're, you know, in our relationship was really serious. We knew each other, you know, when we lied, when we knew it was our fake laugh. You know, when we feel down, like, we knew each other in and out. Okay. And we wanted this type of wedding. Did you get married? No, we didn't get married. Actually, we ended a relationship. And then now that I've gone out and dated and known older women, same women, women that are the same age as me, or younger ones at 18. You know, I probably was 20 at the time. How old are you now? I'm 21 right now. Well, he's saying priorities change for some people the older that you get. Well, yeah, but that's why this guy who's 28 and getting married, he shouldn't be punished because he's getting married to 28. M1, Sarah. Sarah, go ahead. Mike, my take on this is that, yeah, if your parents have the money and they want to offer to pay for it, that's great. But you shouldn't be asking your parents to mortgage their house for you if they don't have the financial means. Right. Of course not. To me, Sienna's take is more of like, I'm so spoiled and my parents can do this, so they have to. Sienna has a look on her face right now, by the way.
Oh, she's red. Let me tell you, that look that she got on her face instantly said, girl, you don't know. You don't even know. Actually, you don't. For you to say that is pretty rude. The way that it's coming out, it's more like, oh, well, my parents have three girls, and you know what? That's what they're going to do. You know, we make good money. We could pay for it, but we're not going to. To me, that's just wrong. Wow. That's wrong. I got married when I was 19 years old, and you know what? Should I be punished because I'm in that kind of situation? Is that what you're saying? No, you shouldn't go out. say that everyone's parents should have to pay for it and that's just the way that's not what i'm saying actually i said that i am lucky and i'm in that situation i said if you have more money than your parents i think it's right for the parents to at least offer if it's a hundred bucks that's great they should at least offer to help with something that's their daughter if they can't So it's not like they can pay for the wedding. It's the thought, though, right? It's the thought. They have a daughter. That's the tradition is all I'm saying. Being a traditionalist. You know what? I wish I could pay for it, but I can't. Sorry. And you're going to be cool with that? Well, I get what Sienna's saying. Like, I think that it's the it's the symbolic like offering of, hey, we want to do a little something something.
And that's a tradition in your family. And that's why I'm speaking. That's a tradition in a lot of families. Look at Lauren has a completely different take. That's fine. I'm not saying her take is wrong. My job is to tell you what my take is, and that's what I'm doing. Yeah, and Lauren's going to have a turkey made out of watermelon. Yeah. So, you know. Watermelon rind. Yeah, watermelon rind. Just the rind. Just the rind. All right, because you want to compost afterwards. I'm just saying some people maybe don't have that. Maybe the family sent it. Aside money for college, which they felt was more important than a big fancy wedding. What Sienna's talking about, though, is traditionally, a tradition is like having turkey on Christmas Eve. So if you want to call and say, we serve enchiladas at Christmas Eve, Woods, you're an idiot. Well, the tradition is turkey. Which is what this email was asking. The tradition has always been for the brides. family to pay for the wedding. And I always, I'd always heard the groom's family pays for the honeymoon. Oh, I thought it was the rehearsal dinner. Or the rehearsal dinner. The rehearsal dinner, yeah. Yeah, the rehearsal dinner. But the thing is, I'll tell you right now. Your cousin. It's actually, it's your cousin. The reason I know these things too is because my mom is a wedding planner and I was just in her office the other day and a Mexican family came in and they were to... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop it, Woods. Woods, he doesn't understand. He's from Texas. He doesn't understand.
it's okay to say the word Mexican. Latino. And they said that With their family, their tradition was the godparents pay. And they had multiple godparents. And each godparent picked up a certain task. Like this godparent was going to pay for her dress. And in that family, multiple godparents was like a known thing. And so another godparent will pay for the rehearsal dinner. And that's how that family did it. That's the tradition in that family. The tradition in my family and the most American families is that the bride's parents pay for it. You're right. She's right. That's a jam right there. I'm going to pour some cold water over Sienna's head. Oh, that's what, I mean, I will represent being from La Jolla, but I'm definitely not spoiled. I worked very hard to be where I am, so that's what makes me mad. 100%. There are a lot of people that would say that, that I would go, I don't know about that, but Sienna ain't one of them. There's no question. She's actually right. Girls pay her dues, baby. Thank you. She's paid her dues. That's right, baby. Thank you. Sorry, and I don't mean to come across spoiled if you think that.
I'm sorry. No, you're traditional. There's a difference. Thank you. So we're going to talk about that movie we saw yesterday. Don't want to miss this. Yeah, Woods picked, and we went and saw a movie called Youth is Revolting. Is that the name of it? Something like that. Something like that. All right, so we're going to talk about the movie that we saw yesterday. And there's like a weird story about the Dixie Chicks splitting up, and they're kind of standing, well, Controversy. Lots of controversy. What do I care about the Dixie chicks? It's a pretty fascinating story because it has a lot to do with that chick that was saying the stuff about George Bush that got a lot of people really upset. Yeah. This is the FM 94.9 Bud Light Concert Calendar.
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That was like my first CD I ever bought. Wide Open Spaces. You really liked the Dixie Chicks? I used to love them. I still do, but they're never played anymore, and they haven't had any new stuff in years. Didn't the country stations stop playing them because of the anti-Bush comments made by the lead singer? Yeah, Natalie, the main singer, she made a comment about Bush and the Dixie Chicks. They were on stage. Where were they? They were in another country. Yeah, they were in England when she said it. And, you know, the majority of country music listeners are like 99% Republican. And to hate on the president was a bad move. Yeah. She wrote a song in response to all the hate mail she was getting. It was a great song, too. Not Ready to Make Nice. It was a great song. It was a really good song. And it wasn't nice. It's called I'm Not Ready to Make Nice. It was. It was brilliant. Rick Rubin did that record. Why was it brilliant? Because the lyrics are incredible. She said she wasn't going to back down from what she said, and she thought it was ridiculous how some of the people were responding so hatefully. Like, we're going to kill you, and we're going to kill your kids. I mean, it was overboard, but still, I mean, you kind of need to know your audience. Wait, wait, wait. Isn't she allowed to have her opinion, though? Absolutely. She's allowed to have her opinion.
It's not like she's allowed to have her own opinion, yes, but it's like, know who's paying for all your stuff. Like, know your audience, you know? Well, I don't think that it was very wise. Yeah. But at the same time, hey, listen, you're entirely your opinion, but if you say it, people are probably going to be really upset with you. Yeah, no, definitely. And they were, which is why most country stations have banned the Dixie Chicks, won't play any of their music. from any of their songs at all. What about the one in the building, KSON? Don't play them. They don't play them? Mike, you want to hear a little bit of this? The lyrics are phenomenal. Yeah. Okay, she says, I made my bed and I sleep like a baby with no regrets and I don't mind saying it's a sad, sad story when a mother will teach her daughter that she ought to hate a perfect stranger. How in the world can the words that I said send somebody so over the edge that they'd write me a letter saying that I better shut up and sing or my life will be over? That's stupid that people would do that. People are crazy. Hey, listen, you know, even in terms of opinion, like anybody's entitled to an opinion. But when you start getting all hateful and stuff.
I think it's gross. Their message is even worse. Yeah. So Natalie, the one who said it, the main singer, the Dixie Chicks haven't come out with anything new in a long time. And now these sisters, the other two girls that were in the group, Emily and Marty, are now coming out with new music of their own without Natalie, the girl who everyone was mad at. They're super talented, too. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Really, really talented. They look like twins. They're sisters. Yeah, they're sisters. They're really talented. Yeah, so they're coming out with new music and this is causing quite the controversy because people are like, is it because of Natalie and the things she said? And they basically are saying, no, we're still close friends. We still even do family holidays together and stuff. We just wanted to do something on our own for a little bit. The sisters. Are they going to be like instrumental or are they going to get a new singer? They sing too. They can sing too. So it's just going to be the two girls, Emily and Marty. This was like my favorite song. Some country music, I don't speak the language. Yeah. Some country music I listen to and I go, oh, it's Greek. Like this would be one of those songs I would sing if I were to do karaoke. Really? Yeah. Love it. You know why I like country music a lot of times, though, is because I find the music, the simplicity of the message very soothing and peaceful. Yeah. It makes me feel like I'm in a little small town where people aren't mean. Like how?
Like what? Like how? It makes, because the lyrics, like for example, for example, sometimes. I feel like I'm in a peaceful place right now. I think I'm living someplace and I know that I am brown. My name is Mikey and yes, I'm a Mexican. Heaven is brown. I think that's actually the antithesis of what you can do in a small town. That could be true. All right, maybe I should sing it in a different way. Let's do the same song, but I'll sing it in a different way. Maybe it'll be different if I do it like this. You're here, and most of you are white. Don't fight. It's gorgeous. You should be a country singer, Mike. Yeah.
Not a lot of Latino country singers, are there? Well, I mean, I guess they have Latino country, but mainstream Latino. There's not a lot of Latino country singers. Well, look at Darius Rutger. He's like one of the first black guys. He's an African-American. He's great. You don't have to say African-American. I mean, are we so... I did earlier. Charlie Pryde was an African-American. Yeah. Every black dude I know goes, I'm a black guy. Knock it off. Yeah, what's the preferred nomenclature? Oh, my goodness. We get so politically correct. For goodness sake. Can we talk about that movie? Thank goodness, please. Youth in Revolt. In Revolt. I made the mistake of saying and on Facebook. There's the commercial for it. Is he someone that I can look forward to having around for years to come? Honey, this is Sheenie Saunders. She just stopped by to introduce herself. Isn't that neighborly? For Nick.
Sheeny was the one. I'm going on a hike. I'd ask you to come along, but you haven't got any hiking boots, maps, or a compass. Fine, I do all my hiking freeform. I enter the wilderness with nothing more than a childlike sense of wonder. Do I apply this to my exposed areas? Sure. Until she became... I had a real nice nap. Wow. I did. Hated it. Woodsy? Loved it. Lauren? Can I elaborate, or do I just say it with a... Well, we will after. Okay. I liked it. Yeah, I guess we could do thumbs up, thumbs down. Jay? Thumbs down, Woodsy, thumbs up. Woodsy, thumbs up. Thumbs up. I mean, halfway. Halfway thumbs. Down. Jay? How do you know you slept? That's true. I did sleep. It's weak. What does that tell you? It was slow. That she's mean? I'm not mean. It was a very slow movie. Was it? I'm tired.
No, I sat next. Okay. I called sitting on the end just because I knew I was going to be tired and take a nap. And Woods followed me so that I couldn't be on the end. But then I out-tricked him and I did. How did you not wake her up? I did like 50 times. Well, I was incognito when I put my hood over my face. I put the hood over my head and it blocked his view. But he kept looking at me. Why is your hood on your head? Why is your hood on your head? And I was like, I'm awake. It's a sign of disrespect. And do you know what I found? Hey, said by the guy that slept through the book of Eli. I didn't sleep through it. I fell asleep once. I was really tired. We get up really early. I didn't fall asleep during... You ran out of the theater. Yeah. You literally pushed us out of the way and ran out of the theater. He told me later that he wanted to bleach his eyeballs. I was sitting right next to him. I could just feel it coming over in my chair. It's not that comfortable. When you're sleeping and you have to sit up in a movie theater and all you want to do is sleep, it was so uncomfortable. Are we done with the movies? No, let me tell you about it. Here's the thing. I don't like comedies. I'm not a fan of comedies where the dialogue is not the way people would ever talk in a million years.
I'm out on that. But some people would actually talk like that. Lauren and her friends talk like that. No, they don't. Let's go hiking. I have a childlike sense of wonderment. The gay more girls do. Lauren, you've met a lot of people. I've met a lot of people. You've never met somebody that goes, that talks like that. I have. Who? It was like the trench coat guys in middle school. Really? They would really talk like that? Sometimes. Never met a person that actually talked like the dialogue in that movie. I totally have friends that talk like that. Of course, yeah. See, I think you guys are exaggerating. Oh, no. I'll introduce you. Yeah. Yeah. He does. No, he doesn't. He does. See, that's a great example because he actually doesn't. He does. He does. So I was out on that, right? And then. No, no. What I don't like is I think that comedy is a very powerful mover of culture. I think you can influence culture with humor, comedy. And I didn't like the cultural message. The cultural message was, you know, that Michael Cera, he's got an alter ego. That's the point of the movie. Michael Cera's got an alter ego. He's a 16-year-old kid who's in love with a girl and he's doing anything to get her.
uh the stuff that he does is real nasty you know nasty stuff and they make it seem cute and fun and i'm like it ain't cute and funny to me you're an idiot well my and you know point counterpoint to that is me you and jay have all been 16 year old boys at one time and been lovesick yeah and obsessed yeah didn't drug anybody or you know yeah i felt like it was the thing was watching like 16-year-olds engage in certain activities that were in there. Only 16-year-olds can watch that and be okay with it. But it was adult humor. So it was like, the jokes were meant for us, but the gratuitous sophomoric humor scenes were like... It was definitely, there's some sophomoric parts. I read the book. The book's amazing. We've all been, not all of us have been 16-year-old boys, but the three of us have. I mean, Jay and I were talking after the movie, you know. Missy Rooney called me when I was in ninth grade and said, come on over. And I drove through a blizzard on a 10 speed in the snow to get there. Dude, I get that. I get that thing. I get that whole teen angst, awkwardness and doing anything because you love a girl and all that. I get all of that stuff. That guy was a jerk. He was making up. And this was posed as this is funny.
He's making up these really hideous lies about people. And it's posed as funny. And I'm going, man, if that was my son he was making that stuff up about, I wouldn't like it very much. To me, it was the same type of humor as making fun of somebody or bullying somebody. And I can't laugh at it. He was being bullied by love. That was the point. Yeah, love was just knocking him down. Oh, my. I'm going to vomit. I could tell that it was, just by watching it, that it was a much better written. book than it was made into a movie. I think if they had a different director, like maybe Royal Tenenbaums, who's that guy? Wes Anderson. It would have been brilliant. Because it was a really good concept, but they made it really kind of boring. I don't know. But Michael Cera's performance was amazing. His alter ego was great. Francois. That guy doesn't age. This is going to be a very unpopular opinion. But he's got an alter ego, and the other alter ego is Mr. Hip. Francois. You know, suave, cool, blah, blah, blah. I don't think he pulled it off. I did. I thought he still seemed like a dork even when he was that guy. He did. Sorry. I'm sorry. He didn't seem cool to me at all. But he wasn't supposed to necessarily be cool. He wasn't Billy Dee Williams or anything, dude. I think the idea was that he was supposed to be a real B.A. Yeah. And he wasn't a B.A. He was still. He was like Screech trying to be Zach. Thank you. It was, dude.
How do you know? You slept the whole time. I woke up a couple times because you nudged me. Dude, they put a mustache and sunglasses on Screech. They gave him blue contacts. I didn't even notice that. It's a brilliant film, people. Go see it and read the book by C.D. Payne. If you need a good nap, if you're not a good napper, just go check out that movie. Yeah, Santa didn't like it because Reese Witherspoon wasn't in it. The other thing that I didn't like, and obviously this is just my sensitivity, but I don't like that. Christians have to be made to be like buffoons, morons, and idiots. You know, there are buffoons, morons, and idiot Christians. There are. There are. The problem that I had was I watched it was I'm like, man, if anybody's ever on the fence about being a Christian, they see this, they're like, is that what I'm going to be fun of like? Yeah, but who doesn't get made? Like, blondes are perpetually made fun of. Women are perpetually made fun of. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. And I agree with that. The problem is, is that as a blonde... You don't go through a thing where people are like, man, I don't want to be blonde. Because if I'm blonde, people are going to think I'm a complete idiot. Yes, they do. No, no, no. You did it one time. You went to be in a brunette. You got more attention as a blonde. Yeah. Guys, people love blondes. Yeah, but it wasn't the right attention. I got more intellectual respect as a brunette. Is that why you're dark?
brown hair right now? Is that why you're a brunette right now? This is just what's coming in naturally. I can't help it. I got you. I tried. I got you. I'm just, that was the part where I was like, come on with that already. But who hasn't been persecuted? Yeah, I didn't get that either. I thought it was more of an attack on parents. You know, that parents are so uncool that they're trying to protect you. That's what my brother said. And we should dose them with, you know, some drugs. Mushrooms. And I felt so bad for them at that point. It's like, who would do that? You know, it's like, oh, here my parents are being hard to get along with. Here, eat these. That was creepy. That was creepy. Are we giving away too much? They were drugged by their own son. I know. Which is supposed to be funny. And I'm like, this is gross. I know. It wasn't like a laugh out loud comedy. It was like there was a lot of very long, awkward. It wasn't American pie. You know what I mean? But I think it's an intellectual comedy. When I woke up, the Mac guy was in there. I was like, what the heck is the Mac guy doing here? Justin Long. I loved it. I loved it. Loved it. Loved it.
It's a DVD buy. Well, can we just say that Woods was the one that picked the movie and he didn't tell us that he had already seen it? When I found that out this morning. This morning we found out he'd already seen it. It's like I cheated on Mikey. I can't even believe it. See, I knew, but I thought everybody knew. When did he say that? He said it during a meeting. He was like, we're saying it, we're saying it again. Really? That's a great Woods voice, by the way. That's like one of your that's comments we just ignore, though. That's... Who's picking next week? Me. Sienna. You guys ready for Valentine's Day? Well, I have to say, I maybe would have rather seen Dear John than Ethan Reilly. Get it! No. It's the truth. Dear John was the number one movie for a reason. You know, Lauren, you said something that really has me thinking. What's up? That under somebody else making that movie, it might have been different. But the person that made it, they made it uncomfortable, awkward, ugly, weird. Which is exactly what 16-year-olds are.
No, but it. Different context. Yeah. I understand that. I understand that 16-year-olds are awkward. But what I mean is like, I'm not even talking about the 16-year-old awkwardness of it. I'm talking about the, yeah, I'm going to drug my parents and they're going to like. I must be like the most inappropriate. I was laughing. I was cackling out loud. Michael Cera's little girlfriend, Sheeny. Little angel. She's not an angel. The thing she was saying, I was like. I would never. No one says that. No one talks like that. Remember when he was putting sunblock on her, the stuff she was saying? I was like, what? Do you remember who played her? Uh-uh. Tortilla Doubleday. Oh, really? Tortilla. Tortilla Doubleday. Is it pronounced Portia or Portia? Portia. Really? Portia Doubleday? She been in anything else? No. Yeah, she was in something. Probably. I'm sure she was in something, but it could have been better done. I think I could tell. I probably wouldn't have known it was a book, but after. Woods telling us, I could tell it was a book that probably was a lot better. Were you guys totally, when he spray painted the side of that, were you totally comfortable sitting next to me? I know. I was wigging out. I was like, how could Woods do this? Why would he recommend this? I'm looking at it. I forgot about that, dude. I didn't see that part. Does that really say what I think it says? Yeah.
Mikey was, I looked over, like, corner of my eye. I was like, I'm going to get killed. Mikey was checked out from that point on. I was checked out from the open. It still said Dimension Films. And I start hearing, and I'm like, oh, great. Like, the first thing you hear. From now on, when you guys pick movies, I'm going to fillet them. No. Just out of spite. You just have to be honest. Yeah, it's honest. You didn't write and direct and star in the movie. The kid is six years old. You know that. It was. Was the name of the book Youth in Revolt as well? Yes, it is. By C.D. Payne. That's what I was in. I was in movie pain. You were in a coma, Miss Sienna. Was it because it put you to sleep or was it because you... No, she was tired. I was tired, but hello, this is world's slowest movie. I was like, start talking faster. Somebody do something. It was all like... Yeah. I'm a little worried about next week. Don't be. Does anyone get anxious when they have a movie that they really like and they, like, recommend it to people and they sit there the entire time that they're watching it making sure people like it? I do that all the time. I do, too. I look at them. Were you doing that yesterday? Yeah, all the time. Right? I guess I just love inappropriate things because I laughed the whole time through Gran Torino.
Wait, that... Not a feel-good comedy. Not a feel-good comedy of the year. I laughed so hard at Gran Torino. So inappropriate. He's the most inappropriate man alive. Are you talking about woods? Yes. Mikey, look at his dip cup. Don't say it. What's wrong? No. I don't know that there's... Why is it red? Exactly. I cut my roof of my mouth. I said don't say it. Look it, Sienna's going to... I know. She's going to boot. She's going to boot. I know, I know, I know. I didn't think you were, like, bleeding. That's your boy. She's going to boot. What are you doing? My gosh. Jay's like, break, break. What are Viking fans going to do to show Brett Favre how much he means to them? We'll tell you next. On FM 94.9. Four days only. Get an additional $500 bonus cash on top of all other incentives. During Ford's President's Day Sell-a-thon, Ford quality can't be beat, and you can beat our best deals of the year.
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You work it out. You worked out that Daughtry song on Mistake when I kept the mic open. I still don't believe you. I'm not kidding you. I think it was off on the board, though. It wasn't. It was on. Did you guys hear me singing Daughtry? Please chat with me and let me know because I'm really freaking out about it. I'll tell you why I know that he did. How? Because when the mic is on, it cuts off the studio monitor. And Jay goes, how come I can't hear anything? And I said, because mic two's on. So he turned it off. I'm coming home. And that's what was happening. You sang too. I sang it, but my mic was not. You're too far away. And I don't know the lyrics. Except for I'm coming home. Yeah, you do. You own the CD. I'm telling you. And the vinyl. And the poetry. And the poetry. And the Daughtry book of poetry. I make up lyrics if I don't know them. So do I. You do too? Everybody does. Doesn't everybody? Let's see. 570-1949 if you did hear him singing that. Please. Great. My wife loves this song. They all do. Yeah, this wife loves it. Wait, is this I could not ask for more? No. Instantly you hate it, right, Lauren? The home one? Yes. It sounds like...
I have all I've waited for. Yeah, it does. And I could not have... You're right. What is that? I don't know. And I could... Yeah. I could not have... That's Edwin McCain. Edwin McCain. I think it's a girl. Edwin McCain. Are you sure? I'm positive. You don't think that this has nice tone to it? It's actually got decent... No, it's catchy. It's really catchy. The chorus is pretty solid. That's pretty solid. I'm in shock. Is it rock or country? It's rock. I'm just not going to say who it is. This was a song a couple years ago when American Idol people were voted off. This was what they went home to. Dude, can I tell you? I just bought this. I bought the new album from Train. Oh, I love it. And there's a song on there. Soul Sister? Is that the one? It's the one with that song on it. But I'm listening to it and there's a song on there and I go, if anybody over at American Idol is smart. They will take this song and they will make it into a montage. I like it already. Now, you know when the people are leaving the show, they got kicked off the show or whatever. They had a bad day song. Yeah, and they do a video montage where they show them on stage singing and it's in slow motion and they're charming the crowd and everybody's into it and stuff. And it's when they're leaving the show.
And so whenever they leave the show, they show a video montage of the last 10 weeks they were on it. Yeah, it makes everyone cry. And it makes people cry, right? Of course. Right? How about if they played this song? And you got to listen to the lyrics of the song as you see it. I'm so excited. So right now you see the video. I'm going to write Ryan Seacrest. You would have seen Paula Abdul kind of like messed up going. Oh, you see? Oh, you see? That is so dead on. Isn't that a montage song of the people leaving the show? Absolutely. 100%, right? Can't wait to miss that. Must miss. They've had Daniel Powder, Bad I Had Day. Bad I Had Day. Had a bad day. They had Daughtry Home. Because I'm bad I had day. I like that bad. Because I'm bad I had day.
And then they had Carrie Underwood doing, she did a remake to the Motley Crue song. Home Sweet Home. Home Sweet Home. It was good. You know I'm a dreamer. I would not have liked it. You didn't hear it? I don't want to hear a girl sing Motley Crue. No, I don't think so. It's really good. I don't want to hear a girl sing Motley Crue. Try it. Hear it. Only Vince. Only Vince. Yes. It was a huge song. Yeah. You know I'm a dreamer. Home Sweet Home. Yeah. It's good. Yeah, Home Sweet Home. A girl singing that? It's Carrie Underwood. She's the best voice. There is no... Oh, there it is. Let's hear it. Here we go. Carrie Underwood singing Motley Crue. Out. Out. Out. Out. What? No harmony in Home Sweet Home. No female harmony. She has such a good voice. G-I-T. Get out. It's kind of like when the Dixie Chicks did Landslide and they countrified it up. Landslide. It was awful. I liked it. It sounded like my mom. Tonight, tonight, tonight, I'm on my way. I think the problem is, the problem is, is when I first heard Kara Endowitz sing Home Sweet Home, I was like, what song is that? And I had never heard Motley Crue sing Home Sweet Home because I'm 24 years old. Wow.
Want to hear a little Neil Diamond singing Landslide? Of course. Never done this one before. Glad you're here, Neil. The reason I've never done it before is because for years, Bob Marley and I toured together. You did? No. I don't remember reading about that. I don't either. I didn't read about it because Rolling Stone refused to print it. Oh. Who went to the concerts? Hessians. Hessians? You should see how you have a little something about something, don't I, reggae princess? You took my love and you get down. You feel my heart when you turned around. And I saw my reflection in a snow-covered field. And the pancakes rolled me down. I don't think it's pancakes. I said the pancakes rolled me down. Doesn't make sense. Yeah, I don't know. Well, I did things that I'm not proud of. Many.
Like the time I made love to a midget guy one time in the back. Neil, what? No, wait, wait, it wasn't a guy. Oh. It was a red-headed midget girl. Oh, okay. It was in Houston. How long ago? I'm just telling you a story now. Oh, okay. I'm sorry, I wasn't singing the song anymore. Let me get back to that. Oh. Maestro, thank you. And I see my reflection in a bowl of Froot Loops. That's not the words either. Froot Loops. Oh, no. I forget the lyrics to that one. I thought it was my reflection in a bowl of Froot Loops. Maestro, and I see my reflection. Hang on a minute. Do you want me to tell you? Stop it, stop it. Stop playing. I'm going to tell you a little secret right now. What is that? I've never told anybody this. Oh, okay. I've kept something from all of you that no one's ever known about Uncle Neil. I play the flute. What? No way. Jazz flute? Yeah, it's flute. Did you take lessons, or is it just a natural gift? I studied under a very, very well-owned flute player. Flautist? Flautist. No, that's what I ordered over at Fidel's the other night. That would be a flauta. Those are flautas. Yeah. Color me embarrassed. Can I get my flute? Yes, please. Are we duet or are you soloing? Oh, I'm thrilled. I want to hear the solo for a minute. I know. Let's get that solo going.
I might not have my flute. Neil, you don't have it? Please have it. Please have it. Do you need help finding it? Oh, no. You don't have it? I think I know where it is. I think I had it at the flute repair shop down on Mission Gorge. We can send someone to go get it. I just did. Oh, wow. That's amazing. I sent my manager my manager's name. That's an interesting name. Yeah, well, it used to be Maury. I had to change it because I came to FM 94.9. That's what happened. Oh, is that Bori there? Are we going to do Cherry Cherry or are you going to just play? Do you want to do Cherry Cherry? I don't have to do songs. I don't have to do songs that are necessarily my songs. I can do any song. Any song. That's the brilliance of what I do. Do you understand me? Sure. So what I'm going to do right now is I'm going to play a song and then you're going to guess what it is, okay? Okay.
Now, I don't want anybody to start crying because that always makes me sad. Of course not. When I see people cry for a lot of artists, that inspires them. It does. But for me, it just makes me sad. So I don't want you to cry, all right? I'm going to play you a song on a flute. I've never done this on the radio before. Are you nervous? Don't be nervous. Don't be nervous. Natural talent. Here, put a new read in there. Put a new read in there. Here, give it to me. I'll put a new read in there. Here, hold on. Got it. Thank you. It's fresh. Are you ready? I'm totally ready. I'm going to play you a song. Okay. I know what it is. I know exactly what it is. Take some guesses. Do you know what it was, Sienna? Neil? Take a guess. Britney Spears? No, you idiot.
Whoa, that's not... That's a little harsh. No, it wasn't. You didn't play for long enough. All right, fine. I want to hear it again. Let me play it a little longer. Skin flute. What did you say? Freakish. He said that's what she said, and the Lord said a skin flute. Skin flute. What's the matter with you? Neil Diamond is in the studio. I'm Neil Diamond. I got on a cape and a... Secret black shirt. I'm sorry. That was really disrespectful. It was. I'm sorry. Sitting here with a legend. This is his first time on the air. Okay, we're going to be quiet. I'm admitting to you that I can play the flute and you're behaving like children. Okay, we'll be good. You ready? Hit it again. I think I already know what it is. I don't know. What's the matter with you? She's a big flute fan. You're not a flute fan? Sorry, I'm still laughing at my old joke. Okay. Okay. Blondie, what do you think that was? Oh. Is it an old Irish jig song of some sort? Give me the name of a song. Quit acting like that. What do you think it was? Clogging Two Heels? No, you moron. Oh, Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy. Oh, really? Danny Boy from Clogging Two Heels? I'm going to play it again. Okay, do it again. I know what it is. You got this, Neil. It's so easy. How do you guys not know this?
What is it? Dude, it's Train. Hey, Soul Sister. Of course it was. You're a man. Of course it was. Of course it was. Listen. It's dead on. It's dead on. I don't hear it. We got one smart person in the whole freaking place. Now that I know what it was, can I hear it again? Yes. Okay, good. Now that you know what it is, you'll go, of course that's what it is. Yeah. See? See? Then now it makes sense, though, doesn't it? Neil, you have a talent. You should put a Band-Aid inside of your mouth, kid. No kidding, man. What's the matter with that guy over there? He's spitting blood. Pomegranate juice into the bottle again. Oh, God. Thank you, Neil. That was really nice of you. Thank you so much for coming, dude. When we go to break, Neil, will you take us out? Yes, I will. I'll do that. Okay. What song do you want me to play? Cherry Cherry. What else? Why don't you give me something from Green Day? Green Day. Okay. All right. Tell me a song from Green Day you want me to play.
How about the time of your life? No. You know, I used to smoke hashish with Billy Joe. Billy Joe? Billy Joe Armstrong. You guys smoked hashish? Hashish? No, Billy Joel, the guy that did piano. Oh, okay. Who hasn't? Here's a time of your life. Okay. Green Day. In parentheses, good witness. Okay. Green Day. Dead on. Is that the Smurfs song? No, that's exactly. Is that the Smurfs song? Is that what you said? Here you go. I'll do the Jenny Pump. I mean, that was like Grammy winning. It's not bad. The two of us together. That was not bad. That felt good. What do you think? I think it feels right. Get a little Aaron Neville on there, dude. We'd be good. I can play the drum. Neil and Aaron Neville. Fluting together.
I can do that. You want me to do it, Neville? Are you going to put your mouth on Neil Diamond's flute? Don't do it. Don't you put your filthy... He just said he smoked hot cheese. Hey, blood mouth. He just said he smoked hot cheese to Billy Joel. Hey, blood mouth. Don't put your... Don't put those disgusting... Those lips of yours saw youth revolting. I don't want them on there. All right? Now, you want Aaron Neville to come in the room? He's here. He's here right now. Beautiful. Just beautiful. Just beautiful. Aaron Neville just got in a car accident. Oh, jeez. Uh-oh. It's not good.
Thanks for coming in, guys. Thank you, guys. That was a great performance. Grab a muffin on your way out. Yeah, we have muffins and cookies. Except for you, Aaron. You probably had a couple. There's some water down the hall. You guys want to, let's see. There's so many stories I still have not told you about. Did you know that Hooters is up for sale? Yep. I got a bid in. You're going to give them that 12-inch television that I gave you? This is collateral. That's a down payment. It's leaning against my... It's leaning on two bins that I have. Leaning against the ledge. I gave Woods a 12-inch... What? Is she now using that's like when it completely... It makes no sense. It's leaning against the ledge. That's. That makes no sense. Why? Went to the Statue of Liberty last week. That's. Now, Hooters is up for sale. It is. They're doing really badly. Unfortunately. Not really badly. Their sales are going way down, as you can imagine. I can't imagine. Why? Hooters? Because people are tight on cash right now. But you would think that that would be a place that guys would still continue to go because the girls are good looking. You would think. Yeah, exactly. No, but they're having some financial troubles and they have started looking for prospective buyers. Really? Playboy, too. Playboy sales are way down. Thought about it. I'm in.
You're going to buy Hooters? Yeah, and Playboy. You're going to call it Woodsies? Yep, and Playboy. Got wood? Yeah, maybe that's what you call it. They're estimating that they can sell it for about $250 million. Really? Got that kind of cash laying around, buddy? You know I do. Yeah. Let's see. 570-1949 is the number if you want to give us a call. M1 Chris, are you there? Yeah, I'm right here, man. What's up? Hey, what's going on, you guys? Hi. What up? Man, not much. Another beautiful day in San Diego. Can't complain. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, man, I was laughing earlier, man, because when you were singing your landslide with the pancakes and everything, I had to call in and give a shout-out to you because I swear when I heard it, all I heard was the lead singer to Live doing Dolphins. It was so intense. I couldn't handle it. That's awesome. That's greatness. Thank you, bro.
Hey, no problem. You guys have a good day. Me too, man. Did you guys hear about the doctor that left forceps in this lady after the surgery that she had? Oh, they were in there for a long time, too. And this poor woman, I think she was 39, she was complaining about chest pain and pain inside her. It felt like burning. And they were like, well, there's nothing wrong. I don't know what you're talking about. The surgery went really well. And she was like, no, something's wrong. And finally they did an MRI and apparently magnets began to pull the metal forceps through her skin and they still didn't notice anything was in there. So she's like, oh, this is killing. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on. Finally, they took an x-ray and they saw that there were forceps in there. And she just said, you know, it was damaging her internal organs. Yeah, awful. Yeah, this woman was 39 years old. A British mother spent three months after surgery with that forceps in hers. That's terrible. Insane. Awful. Seven inches. I want you to call me right now and tell me the most expensive stuff your kids have ruined. You can also tell me, like, the most expensive thing you ruined when you were a kid. Yeah. 570-1949. And so forth.
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I would? Oh, yeah. I've heard that name, but always thought, oh, it's for smart people. Well, that's true. But you say I like it. I'll try it. Yo, you'll love it. Mikey, the guys at the station got to hook you all up with new chairs. They squeal all the time. Funny, but then not so much. Yeah, once you point it out, then it's probably annoying, huh? Yeah. I guess so. I switched mine out. You can't hear it anymore. Doesn't squeak anymore. Let's see. Hey, everybody. The name is Morg. I've been a longtime fan of 94.9 and didn't look forward to the morning talk show on here, but I gave you guys a chance, and you guys are great. Keep up the good work. Nice. Wow. Thank you. Love it. I love you. That's really cool. I love you. Tell your friends. I love you. I like it when people give us a chance. No doubt, man. We're not bad people. Yeah, that's all we're asking for. We work really hard. Yeah. We're good people. That's right. Making it right.
That's right, Woodsy. I like the attitude. That's right. Expensive stuff your kids have ruined. Jake used our DVD navigation as a piggy bank. Oh, no. He did, too. Last week, Rebecca keeps change in the little ashtray. And so she unbuckles Jake in his car seat in the back seat. And on time it takes her to go from the driver's side. to the passenger side he'd crawled out of the car seat into the front seat grabbed a quarter and went so quick like that and she didn't even know he did it all of a sudden we got in the car she turns the car and we hear and she goes what is that oh i go i don't know it sounds like it's coming from the cd player
Little kids love to put things in things. Like, look out for your toilets, because kids will throw anything in those toilets. Really? Remote controls, cell phones, anything. Was your navigation system all messed up? Was the voice, like, jacked up? Yeah, it's like if you put a TomTom, if you were to put like a quarter in it. See what I'm saying? Oh, my God. It's like if the TomTom got all messed up. Oh, could you do this to me? Wow. That'd drive me nuts. But then if you unscrew it and you take it apart and you take out the quarter that's in there, it goes back to normal. That's more like it. You can drive around. TomTom lady will talk to you and tell you exactly what to do. That's what she said. Thank you, TomTom lady. Perfect. Sounded just right. Again, that's what she said. See, I would get really irritated at the TomTom lady, but I don't want to be too hard on her. Again, that's what she said. I've been in the car too long with your boy Woods. We really need two minutes. Do I have to refrain?
I'd rather you just kind of keep it, you know. Keep it clean. That's... There you go. Better. Oh, really? Now you're just going to say that's TomTom Lady? I've been reprogrammed, Mikey. Yeah. Mikey. I mean, you say it kind of... It's the way you say it. It's just so... I'm doing the best I can, Mikey. I know you are. I know you are. I'm just a robot. I know that you... You're not necessarily a robot. It's just a programmed voice that's in the TomTom. So when we drive around, you know, you kind of do the thing. I'm not necessarily a robot, though. It's not going to be hard on yourself. What? Tom Tom Lady? Oh, really? That. She got all shy. Tom Tom Lady got shy? That's weird. My buttons are turning red. Amazing. Like Sienna's face about an hour ago? I know. Like the inside of your mouth? Yeah. And my spit cup? 570-1949. It's a call right now and tell us really expensive stuff your kids have jacked. My little sisters used to draw. My mom had like really nice paintings and artwork. Like real Monet's. The actual Monet's. No, actually Monet came over. They did, yeah. Drew on all over the wall. Chagall's and all kinds of stuff. Van Gogh. They would just draw.
My little sister, my youngest, Waverly. My youngest. My youngest sister. I feel like she's mine. Yeah, the crayon, the markers, they'd come out. Scribble. Oh, my gosh. It's the worst. Yeah. What's the worst thing they drew on the most expensive couch? I don't know. I was like 8 and 10 around that time. I don't really remember. I just remember my mom getting really mad. Jake was walking around the other day with an uncapped Sharpie. Oh, scary. Which we caught in time. Thank you. But that could have been bad. Trouble. Do you guys know who Dave Winfield is? The baseball player. He was a baseball player. He's actually a Hall of Famer. We got to go to Yankee Stadium when I was in sixth grade and meet Dave Winfield. He signed a couple baseballs for us that my brother and I proceeded to take out into the street and hit ground balls with. My dad was so mad. Still is. He's probably going to chat with me here in a second. So mad. The thing is, though, is that there was no way of you. Knowing. Oh, no. I was a huge Yankee fan then. I loved Dave Winfield, but I knew it was wrong. Oh, you did? But we needed a ball. I had the same type of situation. We needed a ball. It was just like Sandlot, except it wasn't Babe Ruth. It was Dave Winfield. So you were like, hey, we need a ball. I was like, Brent, let's keep it off the ground. Keep it out of the snow. Keep it off the ground. And, of course, I mean, two seconds later, it's just scuffed and beat. Jay, what'd you do? Or one of your kids. Uh-oh. Is it one of your kids, Jay? Oh, he's on the phones. Here he is. You got it?
Yeah, when Finnegan was little, he put a sandwich in the VCR. Wow, that's huge. Oh, my gosh. That's so cute. Did you know immediately, or did it rot? No, no. The door shut back, and then someone went to put a tape in. I was like, this thing does not work. And I pulled the tape out from Blockbuster, and it had sandwich. Oh, no. Worst I ever got spanked by my dad with a belt. Worst I ever got it was because, and this is little kid logic. We had a little rental house in the back of our house when we lived in Arizona. And I thought it would be possible to pick the lock with a twig. Of course you did. Of course I did. I thought you could do it. I thought if it could be done, I could do it. So I stuck a twig in the lock and I broke the twig off in there. Now, what would a smart human being do? Get tweezers. Get tweezers. Try to get it out of there. Get tweezers. But let's say... You got another stick. Let's say that nobody... Let's say that nobody saw you do it. Right? Right. And you did it. Like, what's the smart thing to do? Run. Don't tell anyone about it. Don't tell a soul. Right. Guess what I did? Hey, Dad, somebody... Hey, Dad, somebody... Had a twig and put it in the lock.
in the front of the house over there and broke the twig in it. And my dad goes, Really? Somebody? He goes, How do you know? I saw it. Did you grow up in Connecticut? He goes, Really? I saw it. He goes, You sure you didn't do it? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I didn't do it. Wouldn't me? Well, I didn't do it, Dad. Some bad man. How old were you? Last year. Probably 36, 34. I was probably 11, something like that. And so he gave me no less than half a dozen chances to come clean. Keep denying, dude. That's what Eddie Murphy said. That's what I kept denying. But he knew, obviously. And so what pushed him over the edge? At the time, my dad was doing, like, a Cub Scout thing with me. Cubby? Yeah, yeah. Cubby! And I pulled a Scout's honor. Oh, no! No. And you could see, like, in his face. Disappointment. Yeah, disappointment, but, like, oh, you're dead. Now you're toast. You're dead. You're dead. See, I went the opposite way.
I got a hatchet for Christmas. Oh, no. And my dad had all these batteries for the golf cart. And I went out there and I just chopped all these batteries, these car batteries. They'd have acid. Oh, God, dude. I immediately went right in the house and said, you know, I cannot tell a lie kind of thing. George Washington. I chopped down the car batteries. I did not get into any trouble at all. Really? Okay, cool. Good call. Way to come forward. When I was about five, my mother and my brother and myself lived with... my mom's parents for a while. And I took a hammer out to my grandfather's car and I started beating holes in the hood of the car with a hammer. No. For no particular reason. Well, my papa came out and asked me, what are you doing? I said, papa, I'm fixing your car. Because I thought you fixed everything with a hammer. Right. True story. He told it. How old were you? Five, six. He told that story until the day he died. He thought it was, no, I was an angel. He thought it was funny? Yeah, he thought it was hysterical. I was, Papa, I'm fixing your car. I'm just sitting there cross-legged with a hammer, just beating holes in the hood. Rebecca's mother, when they lived in Kansas City, her grandfather had just got a brand new car. First day they had it. Beautiful brand new car, which was a great thing because it was their first brand new car. All shiny and metallic and beautiful. And Rebecca's mom was a little girl, about five years old, and thought that the white rocks that decorated their front yard.
Those white decorative rocks look just like chalk. And so she wanted to draw all over the new car with chalk. Dude. And it just lit. What if Jake did that to the ride? Look at his face. He can't open his eyes. See, now, I wouldn't get mad. See, if a kid doesn't know. It's tougher. Like, I knew you knew. I knew. The baseball? No, the baseball I knew. Baseball, the twig. You didn't know with a hammer? No, I was just a little kid. And that's the thing. Like, if a kid doesn't know, like, you're bummed. It still sucks. Like, you're totally bummed. But you can't be like, you little. But if they knew what they were doing was wrong, that's like. You're toast. Oh, you're toast. Yep. You're toast. And when Josh just had called him, he had to get off the phone. He spray-painted race numbers on his dad's coat. Oh, my God. No way. That is awesome, dude. No way. You know why? Because he probably was a Dukes of Hazzard fan and said, I want my dad to have the General Lee. Yeah, he thought he was hooking his dad up. That is classic, dude. Oh, my gosh. Could you imagine? He could meet Daisy. That's right. That is brutal. The first time Jay was saying that he went out and got a hatchet.
I thought he was still talking about his son and the sandwich. I was like, oh, no. I wouldn't grab my hatchet. Like, wow, dude, you really went overboard with that. You're taking that a little too far. Anybody want a muffin? No muffins. Thanks. I had a lot. You just popped the whole muffin in your mouth? Yeah, that's. I do want the General Lee. The best. Is that Dukes of Hazzard? Yep. It sure is. M1 Harold is on the line. Hey, Harold. Good morning, everybody. What is up? Well, when I was a kid, me and my brother were playing cars in my dad's car. And even at six years old, I knew cars run on gas, right? Yeah. Well, we didn't have a gas can, but I did have a water hose. Oh, no. Oh. Filled that sucker up with water. How bad is it? How bad is it? I don't even know. That's bad. It's real bad? That's bad. I mean, it's bad, bad.
All I know is my dad came to talk to me, and the next thing I remember is like three days later. Oh, it had to be. Does it make it rust out? I mean, putting water through an engine is not. I don't know how you do it. How would you fix it? Plunger. Siphon. I imagine you drain the tank. Yeah, drain the tank. It's got to be more involved because even if you drain it, you can't get a spark to fire with water. Not with water. Right. That's bad. Yeah, that was bad. That was bad. Dude, that's a great story. Hey, if you ever get a chance, give me a heads up when you have Sean on as a guest. Great. I can't wait. We'll make sure to announce it way ahead of time. I got one word for you, dude. Get. Okay? Hey, I love you guys. Love you too, brother. Thanks, Aaron. It's funny. Let's see. Real funny. M1 Mike. Mike. Hey, go ahead. Hey, I just wanted to say, first of all, I'm so glad you're on the air again, dude. I'm a big fan, and I'm just glad to be listening to you guys. You guys are doing awesome. Mike, please spread the news, bro. Yes. I will. Tell everybody you know. Oh, I am. Trust me. I'm all in, dude. I'm in the M1 Army. The militia. The militia. Nation. No, the nation. The nation. M1 Nation. The nation. It's officially the M1 Nation. Got it. Got it. All right. I will pass it on. I just wanted to share my story. When I was, I think I was 17 at the time.
My buddy drove his truck over to my dad's house and we're hanging out. And my dad came home from work. And I had to move my car or move my buddy's truck to get my stepmom's car in when she was getting off work. And I didn't know where my dad had parked his car. And I backed my friend's truck right into it. And it was a 69 Camaro. And he had it since before I was born. And I was, you know, I was so just terrified. Like I didn't even know what to say. Like, I came in, and as I was getting out of the truck, I just heard, like, crunch, and I was like, what was that? And I got out, and he was standing out of the front door, and he had already yelled my name, but I didn't hear him. And I came inside, and I just sat there. And he's like, boy, from now on, you need to start fixing your own mistakes. Yeah, you're a dead man. Well, luckily, like, he was really quiet, and he was mad. But then he went out, looked at it, and then... The next morning, I woke up, and he'd already fixed it. He was a mechanic and everything. Lauren, did you do anything? Yeah, I was, I don't know, maybe like 10 or 11 years old. My mom used to call me. She thought I was like a whiz because I could change the belt in the vacuum and figure out just weird stuff around the house. Really? Yeah, and we had a sectional couch, and we were trying to rearrange because they had gotten like a...
And bigger TV were trying to fit. And I was like, well, look, you can separate these parts out. And so I was pushing the one of the sections of the couch. And as I pushed it, I ran into my mom had one of those big, large Tiffany lamps. Oh, no. And it's like custom made. Yeah. And I knocked it over and it came crashing to the ground. And like they had all these little tiny little individual little plates. And they just it was like just toast a drop heard around the world. Did she get mad at you or was she? She was. It was like mad at the situation, but not mad at me, but I went from like hero to zero in 0.2 seconds. And then no. She was like, perfect. Mikey, I've been told to ask you about the fence that you burned down. I was thinking about telling the story. Or maybe the Mount Fuji stick. What? Oh, the Mount Fuji stick is good. I'd like to hear both. I don't know that one. What is a Mount Fuji stick? It's a big deal. Sounds like a Chinese main course. It's a my dad.
My dad, when he lived in Japan, there's a, you know, there's the tallest mountain peak in Japan is Mount Fuji. And so as you climb Mount Fuji, every thousand feet, they put like a burn mark in this big cane that they give you. And if you make it all the way up to the top, you've got like all of these things. And it's like this badge of honor that you made it all the way up to the top. Right. And so my dad has a picture of himself at the top of Mount Fuji. With this stick, right? It's awesome. It's great. Well, when I was like 13, my friends and I were like roasting marshmallows and stuff in our backyard, right? And we were using like scrap 2x4s we found in the alley and everything until we ran out of fuel. And so then I started going through the garage just looking for wood and I found this old piece of wood. Oh, no. And we used it. It was the Fuji stick. Oh, my God, dude. I burned the Fuji stick. Yeah. Those Fugees? I burned it right up. Wow. Yeah, I think I still have a picture of my dad. Yeah, with the Fuji stick. With the Fuji stick. Oh, my God. Oh, it's brutal. That's hysterical. Yeah, and I remember, you know, he was back there. We were moving.
And he goes, I can't find my Fuji stick. Oh, no. And I go, what is that? A Fuji stick. He goes, it looked like a cane, blah, blah, blah. I go, Dad, I mean, without even skipping a beat. I go, Dad, I burnt that. Oh, my God. I didn't even skip a beat. Dad, I burnt that because we were looking for stuff to burn a fire with. What did he say? Oh, he looked like he was going to cry. He goes, what do you mean you burnt that? I said, well, we were looking for fuel. You know, we ran out of wood. Such a boy thing to do. And so I burnt it up. Wow. It's gone, Dad. Gone. Ashes. Yeah, I mean, into little ashes, Pops. That sucker's gone. So here's the deal, though. If that thing was so important, it shouldn't have been on like a mantle, not laying in the corner of the garage. Out in the garage. How important was it? Well, he probably had a lot of important things. Yeah. That's pretty important, though. I'd have that thing. Above the mantle on a... Yeah, do something a little bit better with it. But it's a piece of wood, though. It's a Fuji stick. Genius. It's a good one. Yeah, in the backyard, I was just playing with matches. Just lighting fireworks. Yeah, why not? A little serial killer in the making. Playing with matches, wetting the bed. I was a pyro as well. I think a lot of kids. Everybody was. Go to fm949sd.com and you become a FM 94.9 Insider and then you'll get concert pre-sale codes and...
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Roll over DJ. That's cool. That's a jam. That's cool. M1 Julie texted in about Neil Diamond coming on the air with Dave Matthews and Aaron Neville. She said that was the weirdest 20 minutes of radio I've ever heard. I love it. Keep it up, guys. Perfect. Thanks. Having a huge party. Smell something burning. Follow scent in hot water heater, pilot light, find the half that's left on one of dad's drumsticks thanks to a year-and-a-half-year-old son, my only son. My daughter never did things like that, so I guess I took one of dad's drumsticks, stuck it in the little, with the hot water heater. In the hot water heater. I don't remember ever doing anything like that. You didn't? I don't think, I can think of one thing. You and Sean. Perfect. We're perfect. Perfect kids, perfect adults. I was not perfect. I just don't remember ruining anything.
I guarantee you Sean never did anything like that. I guarantee it. I was just always the bad kid. Like my brother would make this big extreme castle out of blocks or Legos. Your brother? My brother. Weird. Who was older than me. And I would walk by and just go wham and knock the whole thing down. I love it. My mom would get so mad because I was just like. Taylor. I wanted all the attention. Poor kid. He's a good dude. The nicest. Everybody has unusual names in Sienna's family except for Taylor. My mom swears it used to be unusual or she would have never done it. Taylor Dane. M1 Giants fans threw a remote through a $1,200 flat screen. Oh, no, it was his four-year-old. Oh. When my dad was a kid, they put a lawn dart through the hood of a GTO. Through the what? Hood of a GTO. What's that? It's a car. That wouldn't be bad. I love the lawn darts. Never seen one in my life.
We had some, I think, when I lived in Connecticut. We used to play lawn darts. They're really dangerous, though. They don't do it anymore. I don't even know what a lawn dart is. Me neither. I've heard that term. I've never seen it myself. It's the coolest thing ever. They're heavy. Yeah, they're about two foot tall. They're like a big dart you would throw at a dart board. But they've got a giant weight, so you throw them up as high as you can. You try to make them land in this little circle. In a ring. Yeah, it's deadly. It's pretty deadly. Might as well just grab a bow and arrow and just shoot at each other. You know what's deadly? Rebar. Say what? Rebar. Rebar. What is that? You know what rebar is, Jay? Absolutely. They use it to, it goes in concrete to strengthen it. And when you see all the wire, all wired together. Oh, the wire. That's called rebar. The big thick, you know, like. I thought it was foobar. Pieces of. No, that's something else. Something different. Oh, okay. I have no idea what you're talking about. Yeah, so many people impel themselves on it. Trip and fall. Oh, yeah. Ooh. Did you see it now? They have these little red caps they put on all the tops of them. You just Google it? Yeah, I Googled it. I'm Wikipedia-ing it right now. It looks like big metal bars. You know, in Australia, they now just call it Rio. Just R-E-O, in case you wanted to know. Okay. Yeah. I was going to try to look that up. Okay. Confused. You guys ready to do stuff that should be banned? Absolutely. Yes. Now, this is all a matter of opinion.
It's a list, and you tell me. And you can call me with stuff that should be banned. 570-1949. Baby on board signs. Yes. Yeah? They even still have those, though? I see them all the time. I think they were banned. Don't bother me at all. I see them. I mean, I wouldn't have one, but they don't bother me at all. But the thing is, is if you see one, it's like, oh, I'm not going to run into the car then. Yeah, baby on board. There's a baby on board. Let me stop myself. See, I thought that they were, I thought the idea is, how cute. Then little pervs look in the window like, who's the baby? I don't understand the point of them. Yeah, what is the point? Is it cute? Is the point cute? It's just like, slow down, be careful around me. There's a baby in the car. Really? I thought that it was supposed to be, oh, look how cute. We have a baby on board. I think it's supposed to be what Sienna's saying. It is? Now, that's annoying. Take care. That's annoying. Take care now. I don't like that. Yeah. Shows with judges? Get. That's mine. Any show with a judge should be banned. Why? Because it sucks the life and intelligence right out of you. You got to judge it. It makes it so you don't need an opinion. Exactly. You got to judge it, though. You can judge it yourself. Yeah. Judging you, right? I judge it. I turn it off. Yeah. But don't you need a professional? Lauren is a professional judger. But I mean, I'm saying, but don't you need a professional? Like if it's singing, don't you need somebody to know something about singing? Then maybe you just can't. Apparently, Ellen has proven no. Okay, but she's the exception. The other people are all musical people.
What about Howard Stern? What's that show, Dancing with the Clowns, that one they have? Yeah, Dancing with the Clowns. Okay. All shows with judges, that was mine, need to be banned. If it's got a judge or you vote on it, I'm out on it. Those people know about dancing, bro. Get. So they're giving their opinion because they know. I'm just saying all of those shows should be gone. So you don't even like to see the people doing their thing? No, dude. Oh, what's up with that? No, just get rid of the shows. Maybe write some intelligent comedy or some drama. I'm on board with that. You don't like to see people performing? There's way too many. I think they're probably outweighing the number of just fictional. Like creative people. I'll tell you what, Mike. When the reality TV craze started, what was the first reality show that you guys remember? Real World. Real World. Okay. I was kind of. I know one before that. What? Cops. Okay, good. I was kind of. But there's no judges on that. Nobody's voting. Okay. Nobody's judging on real world and nobody is voting on real world. Yeah. More documentaries. Right. More documentaries. Great. But when the reality thing kicked off, I literally was like running home gun. What happened on who wants to marry a millionaire? Like I'm losing my mind. Oh God. Survivor's on. Now I got to go watch Dancing with the Stars. Like there were so many. I literally felt myself getting dumber. Stop it. I stopped reading all together. That's why I don't have TV. It's fun to watch people perform. I'm on board with you, Lauren.
Is that why? I think you should go see that live and make your own assessment. I just got dizzy from that. Next. Camouflage. I think I put that on there. Camouflage like girls that wear camouflage with pink writing on it, you know? Camouflage when you're not hunting. It's a little unnecessary. I got a camouflage thermal that... I like that one. I don't like you because I can never see you when you wear it. Yeah. It's just like a microphone. It's just like a floating head. Yeah. It's a big, bald Mexican head. Yeah. Latino. Latino. Sorry, Woodsy. You don't like my camouflage? I do actually like that. But that's more like... She's lying. She's lying. She's lying? No, it's... Because you're the boss, dude. She was lying. No, it's more like a neutral camo. That's not like the... What about camo cargo shorts? Awful. Cargo shorts in general. Get. Get. Exactly. Get. No, get. There's nothing. You get. What's wrong with cargo shorts? What is wrong with cargo shorts? They're so Abercrombie and Fitch. Arizona people wear them. Arizona? Stay out of my pants. Get out, zonies. So when Todd wears shorts, what kind of shorts does he wear? Jeans shorts?
Absolutely not. Those are banned, too. What kind of shorts does he wear? Cut-offs like Daisy Dukes. Of course. He looks hot. What does he wear? Cheeks. He wears the plaid shorts. Oh, because those are so cool. They are. Plaid shorts. The Madras. Okay, Texan, welcome to Southern California. You don't think that they sell those what you're talking about at Abercrombie? Madras. That's where you buy those. That's the old. The cargo is the old. They still sell that stuff he wears at Abercrombie, too. So I can't go to Tiffany, and I can't wear cargo shorts in SoCal. Would you stop bringing up Tiffany? Get over it. Here's the deal, though. You were wrong. I don't want to look. We were at the mall as a team yesterday. We went to see a movie. Yeah. And you see these three girls that are walking up the stairs. They're not sisters, but they looked alike. They all had the same jeans on. They had the same fleece on, and they all had Ugg boots on. Yeah. And I looked at them and go, I go, how original. But that's middle school for you. They weren't middle school. They were probably high school. Well, that's high school for you. What was wrong? I set the trends, dude. I don't follow the trends. Oh, boy. The kid sets the trends. Oh, so great. The kid doesn't like to be told what to do. Which is why you wear expensive jeans that every guy wears. Not every guy. Really? Yeah. Oh, okay. Every guy that can afford them. That's right. I wouldn't buy them. You wouldn't buy diesel jeans? No. It's a waste of money. No.
Plaid shorts is on the list, too. Good quality. Plaid shorts should be banned. What about if you're golfing? Plaid shorts are ridiculous. What if you're golfing? Yeah, if I was golfing in 1950, I'd wear plaid shorts. But you need to come down. You're moving to a new place. You don't know. I don't want to assimilate. Plaid shorts, they're great if you're going to get the DeLorean up to 88 miles an hour and go back to 1951. Exactly. No way. See, Jay has plaid shorts, right? Can't wait to rock him. He's a surfer, and that's what, you know, the style is. When does it get warm here? Like, warm enough for shorts? February? March? May? Okay. Some people think he can wear them year-round. Expect army green and khaki cargo shorts every single day. Cool. Expect girls not to look at you. He won't wear flip-flops or Tevas. I want girls to call. Good thing your wife is moving, because you're going to need attention to someone. I want girls to call if they think cargoes are... Please call. Now, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I'm having a moment. I'm having a moment. Okay. I'm having a moment. Okay. I'm freaking out a little bit. Because you wear them too. We already shamed you out of your chain wallet. It just dawned on me that they might. What if they're right? They're not right. They're not right. No. Stick to your guns for once. Don't be shamed out. That blonde over there shamed me out of my freaking chain wallet, bro. I know. And I had to give up my yellow car. Okay. Cargo shorts have like 15 pockets. No. Why? Two. One on each side.
No. Yeah. They have more. No. They have two in the back, two on the side, one on each side, six. You know what? You can keep them for hiking. I do all my hiking free form. You know that. You can put your hammer in one, your chew in one. I need a lot of pockets. I got cigs. I got cigs. I got a cell phone. I got a wallet. I got a can of Copenhagen. There. So maybe you should wear core cargo shorts. They're utilitarian for me. Plaid shorts are... I want to say that word, but they're the worst thing ever. Mikey, I want to find a picture of him wearing plaid shorts. This summer, I guarantee he's going to have a pair. No, he won't. I promise you I won't. No, he won't. I've never won. Listen, they're everywhere. I can't do it. They're awful. I think they look hideous. They look ridiculous. I want Jamie to dig up a picture, I guarantee. I promise you. No way. On my mother. On my mother, I've never owned a pair. There's no way. On my mother. I haven't. I've worn the khaki. like pleated khaki shorts years ago? You know who are from Texas and Abercrombie is like cool to guys there. No, have you ever been to Dallas? You ever hear of Neiman Marcus? Guess where it started? Dallas. Dallas. Dallas is like the trendiest place in the country. Listen to him. He just said it. What guy says, have you ever been to Neiman Marcus? Yeah, have you ever? No, I said, have you ever heard of it?
Do you know who I am? It started, guess where it started? Dallas. Dallas is... Not San Diego, man. I'm going to get some DG shirts and the billabong hats. Where do we live right now? San Diego, not Dallas. Now wait a minute. Mike, have you seen my billabong hat? I'm 34. Where's my billabong hat? Jay wears that stuff. I know he does, but he surfs. I'm not a surfer. I'm not going to pretend to be something I'm not. Oh, really? Then why is it every single day you're like, Jay, take me surfing. I would love to, but I'm not one. And when I turn into Kelly Slater, that's when I wear billabong hats. I can't wait. That's when I wear my billabong. You are going to have a newsflash here real quick. Popped collars. Oh, absolutely gone. Yeah, 100%. Nobody pops their collar. Do people still pop their collar? Yeah, if your name is Buffy and you're in an 80s teen movie. Some of the people that attend the downtown clubs still pop the collar. Jay's got his collar popped right now. I love it. That really happens? Yes. Yeah, I've seen it. I've seen it, yeah. For real? Yeah. But we're not done. We have a whole list. Do we have to break right now? Yeah. I'm sweating.
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Like, I can't dispute it. Now you can't either. I can and I will. Okay, but you're probably wrong. Here's the deal, though, dude. You're probably wrong. Wear what you want to wear. If you look like a dork, who cares? It's what you want to wear. Because you don't want to be that guy, dude. But it's not like I'm wearing, you know, taper, thin, like pleated. I'm wearing shorts. We need to explain what just happened. Well, first of all, we go on a commercial. And immediately we're all on our lap screaming, screaming, looking up like different clothes. I'm like, because what we said before we went to break is Santa's saying how dorky cargo shorts are. Right. It's like too many pockets. It's too old. It's it used to be cool. Not anymore. And she goes, she goes plaid shorts are cool. And I go, what's wrong with cargo shorts? And she goes, it's so Abercrombie and Fitch. And so I go on to Abercrombie and Fitch. And their website. And I find plaid shorts. Okay, let me explain. Those ones aren't good. They have a... If there's a draw... What are they called? Drawstring? Drawstring. Then it's not... Like, those are... No. Those aren't shorts? I'm so stressed right now. I'm wolfing down Tums at my thing right here. Okay. Just... You guys, trust me. Lauren knows too. She banned cargo shorts. Lauren and Sienna are impossible. They are the shameless... Matt and Todd. ...shamers. You guys.
She said she shamed Matt right out of cargo shorts. Oh, when Todd, he moved from Pennsylvania when I met him. You should have seen the cargo shorts and the hemp sandals and the tight shirts and everything was from Abercrombie. He doesn't wear a single thing like that anymore. I haven't bought anything from Abercrombie since I was in college, which was when you were three. So I don't shop at Abercrombie, but I got my shorts at like, I'm trying to think where I got my cargos. They're not Abercrombie, though. See, dude, and I don't want to be that guy. I want to be dressed like whatever is happening right now. I don't care. Just be up with the times. I'm not a sheep. That's what I want. Be up with the times. But you also want to be yourself. Right. I'm not a sheep. Oh. I'm not a sheep. I'm not saying you have to wear plaid shorts. I'm a sheep. I'm just saying cargo shorts are out. Dude, like you can make a sweater out of my wool. Like, I want to do what's going on. Does anybody wear these boots here? No. I do. Do we have that clean I'm a sheep bag? I do. I wear them. Matt wears shoes like that, and I call them his high heels. Yeah, I got my high heels on. I like those, but only on certain occasions. Like, you shouldn't be wearing those with a baseball hat, if you want my honest opinion. They're my boots, though. I can put my boots on with anything. He's from Texas. I mean, that's true. Texans, it's just your own thing. See, now, I don't think that Rebecca likes the shoes I have on right now, and I love them. I think they're awesome. If you dig them.
then wear them. No. Okay. No, that's not enough for me. If you dig them, that is not enough for me. I am dying to say what just happened with Owen. So Owen, the guy who does the internet and the computer and everything, promotion. He's promotion. Yeah. Oh, I love him. He comes in and all of us, I mean, he's, you know, lives in San Diego. He knows. He lives in North Park with me. And he's from Philly originally. So he's adapted. So he became a sheep too. Just listen. That's what you're saying. So he walks in the studio and all of us. attack him. And we're like, Owen, would you wear these shorts? Would you wear these shorts? He's like, yeah, I'd wear those shorts. And it's a picture of like, you know, some shorts from San Diego, like cool shorts that I picked out, of course. And then Woods is like, Owen, Owen, would you wear cargo shorts? And he's like, yeah, maybe if it was like 1995. Freaking believe me. And Woods had nothing to say. I don't care. I do. I wear what I dig. And I said to Lauren, I go, yeah. You want to have Lauren go shopping for you? You got to go to some place. First of all, they don't even take credit cards. You got to use like maize. Yeah. Like Indian corn. Indian corn. Vats of Indian corn. I'd like to trade this for that pair of satchel. Is that cool?
I just want to clear something up, though. Woods is right when he says, wear what you like. He wears what he likes. Absolutely. Wear what you like. Don't care if it's cool or not. The only reason I'm saying. I do. I care. I know. The only reason is Woods is like, cargo shorts are cool. They are. And maybe in Texas they are, but you live somewhere else. You act like Texans ride around on steers. I think they're cool, too. Have you ever been to Dallas? Dallas is ridiculous. You do have to understand that Dallas is like the L.A., Chicago. It's L.A. Do you want me to call my entire family who lives in Fort Worth? I've been there more than anywhere. Okay, that's like saying you're from La Jolla. You know how many of you call my family that lives in La Mesa? It's not the same. It's not the same. Dallas and Fort Worth. Fort Worth's the redneck. Dallas is, I live there. Dallas is like the Los Angeles of. It's L.A. The women are. It is. Tens everywhere. It is. My brain hurts. What do you mean Dallas? Fort Worth is, it's the same. It's Dallas-Fort Worth. No, honey, it is not. Okay, I've been to Dallas. Chill out. I have. So, I've been there many times. La Jolla is the same as the Barrio, is what I'm telling you. Here's what we're going to do. Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to give you a budget.
Okay. I can't wait for this. Okay. I'm going to laugh. I'm going to give you a budget. Take a deep breath, Woods, man. I know. You guys wear each other. I'm worn out sitting in between. I know. Oh, you should see it off the air. Off the air, you should see it. They're all up in each other's computers, and he's grabbing her mouth, slapping my head. And Sienna's like, get out of here! Get out of here! Sorry I don't wear Madras shorts. Okay, I'm not making fun of you. When you ask my opinion, I'm going to tell it to you. I didn't ask. You said, Sienna, do you like blazers? I said, yeah. And you're like, yes. No, I didn't say yes. I have one blazer. I'm going to give you a budget. Okay. And you're going to get me clothes. Okay. Oh, these are slick, dude. Are you going to wear them? Mike, you want to fit in here? Oh, my God. There you go, dude. Those are different. Those are amazing. Those are different. And these would be cool. Would these be cool? Hey, maybe I should give them both. Hey, I really wanted to go to the Judge Schmales store to get my pants, my plaid. You guys know Judge Schmales from Caddyshack? Rodney Dangerfield? Do we have any calls? Let's take calls. Let's take some calls. Let's take some. And this is stuff that should be banned. I don't know who this is. M1 who is this? Hello? M1 babe.
Yeah, hey, what's up, guys? Hi. Well, I don't know if they should be banned, but I'm not down with the flat shorts. They look like clown clothes, and only gays can wear them. Yeah, only gays can wear them is what she said. That's a gal, by the way. That's a gays. Jay and the gays. Yeah, Jay and the gays. Lookit, you guys asked my opinion. I am giving it. I'm sweating. You are out of control, Woods. Oh, I am. You're perfect. You and Sean. P1 Sanjaya. M1 Sanjaya. What up, brother? What's up, dude? Hey, dude. Sweatpants, dude. Only perverts that go to strip clubs. That is hysterical. Brilliant. Hysterical and brilliant. Only perverts that go to strip clubs. Wait, but what about if you're at home? No. Wear those Adidas with the stripes down the side, but don't wear those pervy old striped pants. Don't wear the Adidas with the stripes down the side. Why? Those are old, too. Oh, my God. What do you wear to lounge around in? Sweats. You wear sweats? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, at home? With the elastic around the ankle? No. No? I have, like, velour pants. That would be wrong. What does a guy wear? Because I'm not going to wear velour juicy pants.
You can wear sweats when you're at home. No. With the elastic around the ankle? Okay, buddy, not all sweats have elastic around the ankle. I think they do. They don't? No. I think they do. And wait a minute. If you're at home, is it wrong to wear sweats with the elastic around the ankle? Yes. There's no way you're at home, buddy. Absolutely. Wear whatever you want if you're at home. Oh, my gosh. That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Thank you, Sanjaya. See you tonight, dude. Oh, wow. Oh, they have a date. They have a date tonight. Tonight's their bromance. M1 Thurston is on the line. What's up, Thurston? What's going on, Mikey? Hey, I got two things. The first is old ladies writing checks at the grocery store. If by old ladies writing checks at the grocery store, you mean me and Woods? Yeah, definitely. Because we still do it. Yeah, we still do it. Oh, you guys are that guy? I think so. Yeah, every once in a while. Oh, no. I write checks like when the pizza guy comes, I write a check. Who do I make this out to? Yeah. It's just, you know, I do it all the time. It would be Vons. M1 Hazel Eyes. M1 Hazel Eyes. Hi. Hey, Mikey. Congratulations on the new show, Levin' It. Thank you. I think banning cell phones in restaurants. I'm a waitress, and there's people that have ringers going off. I mean, you can't vibrate for a reason. There's people that argue on cell phones loudly in the restaurant and talk for a long time. I've even had customers that...
talk on their speakerphone, you know, and the restaurant bed's full. Yeah, I don't like that. It's just ridiculous. What about if you're walking by and somebody's just using their cell phone endlessly, texting and checking their email and stuff like that in the restaurant? Are you okay with that? Yeah, I'm okay with that. Good, because I do. I've heard people, like, argue loudly on the phone, and it's, you know. Yeah, that's annoying. It affects other customers. People go out for a nice meal, and they don't need to hear. other people's conversations. Yeah. Plus, having waited tables before, just recently, if I go up to a table and the person gives me the finger to wait, because they're on the phone. I'm on the phone. Hey, I'm on the phone. Or actually, orders while they're still on the phone. That's awful. Really? Yeah, it's awful. All right, let's ask Hillary. Oh, yeah, Hillary. It's time to go, I think. It's 9.59. It is. Yeah, we gotta go. Get her in here. 570. Ask her. I want to ask her. 194.9. What are you going to ask her? You know what I'm going to ask her? About the shorts. She's going to say plaid is cool. Of course. You think? I don't think she'll say plaid is cool. Hillary. I don't know. Don't instigate me. No, no, no. We won't. We'll just ask her what she thinks. Okay, Hillary, come over here. What do you ask? You're married. You're married. I've met your husband. Super, super guy. Summertime comes. It's warm. What kind of shorts does he wear? Besides board shorts when you guys take the kid to the beach.
Yeah, board shorts, cargo shorts. Yeah, dog! Yes! What's up, dude? Yes! Were you listening? I have been listening. Here's the thing about my husband. He wears both. He wears cargo shorts, and I love them. And he wears plaid shorts. Thank you. He does both. Thank you. Okay, you know what? I'll be open-minded. Maybe I'll buy a pair of plaid shorts and you'll see what a clown I look like. I look like an idiot. I can't wait to see what you're going to look like. Not everybody should wear everything. We have presents for you, by the way. And let me just say, if you have cargo shorts. You made sure earlier, by the way. Save her one. Save Hillary some of those. I know. Save Hillary some of those. Thank you, Hudson. You're welcome. Can I just say, though, if you have cargo shorts, it's not to the point where it's like, oh, my God, look at the guy. He's wearing cargo shorts. Stay out of La Jolla. It's not like that at all. Stay out of La Jolla. Only shorts that you definitely should not wear. Jeanshorts. Jeanshorts on a guy. Or cutoffs. Jeanshorts on a guy. Get away from them. Throw them away. No, jeanshorts with white ankle socks. Yeah. We got to talk about socks, too, because my wife doesn't want me wearing, like, white socks. She wants me to wear, like, those ankle ones. No. She says those are the ones that are cool now. Really? I wear black ankle ones with my black workout shoes. My wife says don't wear, like, high white socks.
My wife says wear that. She says that's what guys are wearing now. The ankle socks. That's what she says. I'm wearing the ankle socks right now. What are you wearing, Jay? I got black socks on, but I can't. I like black socks, though. Jay, you're the coolest, man. Jay really might be the coolest. It doesn't matter what he does. It's cool. Yeah, everybody loves him. He's just got that personality. All right. Hillary's up next. We'll be back here tomorrow morning at 6 o'clock. The Mikey Show's out late.