The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 02/13/12
Monday, February 13, 2012
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The Mikey Show opened with Mikey announcing Whitney Houston's death after learning of it from Woods' Facebook post, then spent the morning discussing her legacy, the Grammys, and personal listener memories. Tony Bennett's Grammys call for drug legalization sparked a side conversation about gangsters and prescriptions, while Adele's six‑win night and recent throat surgery were highlighted. The show also featured its regular games—Buzzword and the Incorporator—plus a call from a Scottish listener about his English fiancée's accent, rounding out a mix of news, music tributes, and light‑hearted bits.
What happened, in order
Whitney Houston Death Announcement
Mikey opens the show announcing Whitney Houston's death at 48, noting he learned of it from Woods' Facebook post before major news outlets had the story.
Tony Bennett's Drug Legalization Plea
Tony Bennett, speaking at the Grammys, urges the audience to push for government legalization of drugs so they come from doctors rather than gangsters.
Personal Whitney Houston Memories
Callers share how Whitney's songs got stuck in their heads, with one singing 'I Will Always Love You' a cappella and recalling family concert memories.
Grammys Timing and Clive Davis Party
The hosts discuss how Whitney's death occurred on the eve of the Grammys, her planned performance, and Clive Davis' famous Grammy party.
Scottish Caller on English Accent
A caller identifying himself as 'Bagpipe' from Scotland talks about living in the U.K., his English fiancée, and praises her accent.
Adele's Grammy Sweep and Throat Surgery
Details emerge that Adele won six Grammys despite recent throat surgery for polyps, with Mikey praising her performance.
Buzzword Game: Count and Old
The show plays its Buzzword game, first guessing 'count' (as in 'count your blessings') then switching to the word 'old' for points.
Incorporator Challenge with Woods
In the Incorporator segment, Woods must slip eight random words like 'mamacita' and 'stapler' into a phone conversation while the crew listens.
People mentioned
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The Mikey Show, which today will mostly be about the Grammys and Whitney Houston. This is the biggest news of the day. It's the biggest thing happening out there. So we invite you to call in and, you know, give your two cents on it and tell us what you think. There's a lot of, if you don't know, Whitney Houston is dead at the age of 48. I was surprised at how young she was, actually. I found out from Woods. Woods posted it on his Facebook, and that's how I saw it. I went, oh, no. Woods knew about it so early that I went to the major news sources. They didn't even have any info yet. I was laying in bed on Saturday night early.
You know, we didn't do anything, and I heard from outside, my wife was sitting outside on her computer, which is weird, drinking wine, and I heard, and I go, oh, God, what, what, what? And she runs in, and she goes, Whitney Houston died. And I go, what? What? Right? Yeah. Sad. Really sad. Crazy. My wife ever drink wine? No. In other news? It's a Saturday night. She's just enjoying herself. I'm just joking, hon. It's all right to have a little re-needy on ice every once in a while. Nice. Feels real nice. Sure is. So, yeah. Well, and they say, this is what I thought was interesting. Prescription bottles found at the hotel room. I'm like, okay, but isn't there prescription bottles with pretty much anybody, you know, in, like, anybody? No. Not with me. Not with me. Not with me. I don't take any prescriptions. For anything? No. If I get sick, I take amoxicillin. I take Nexium. No, Tums. I got to take Nexium. See, but you could take Nexium. I could. I'm just too lazy to go to the doctor and get a prescription. You won't get it. I think we get way too into prescriptions. We're too over-medicated. Yes. You need to kick the medication. Well, it could be that that's...
How she died. And we're probably going to find out that that's how she died. Yeah. Because they say that she was on Xanax and that she was a mess. I bet you that's not all they find. Yeah. What do you mean? I bet you there's some other stuff. Yeah, I bet you there's some other stuff. Because she has a long history of cocaine, crack, all kinds of stuff that she was taking. Seems like nowadays you can get prescriptions that will fill in for those needs. That's true. Yep. And wait till you hear. Tony Bennett at the Grammys last night. He is something else. Tony Bennett is talking about, you know, because it took over, it really took over the Grammys. The news of Whitney Houston. And so anyway, listen to what Tony Bennett had to say. First it was Michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse, and now the magnificent Whitney Houston. I'd like to have every gentleman and lady... in this room commit themselves to get our government to legalize drugs. So they'll have to get it to a doctor. Two people. Not to some gangsters that just sell it under the table. Gangsters. What is he talking about? Yeah, you want to go, Tony, what are you talking about? What are you on? What are you on? Gangsters. Gangsters.
supposedly what Amy Winehouse had was alcohol. Yeah. She bought it from a gangster. Michael Jackson's doctor was convicted of manslaughter. Right. He was in the mafia. He was a gangster. He wasn't a gangster. He was in the mafia. I'm pretty sure he was a gangster. Michael Jackson wasn't walking up to street corners going, excuse me, do you have any Demerol? He was a hood. So weird. He wasn't driving into the ghetto. East L.A. East L.A. The two people that were clapping when he first said it rescinded those claps. Right. The gangsters. What? Gangsters. They thought he was talking about marijuana. Yeah. Yeah. Amy Winehouse wasn't on the streets buying bourbon from some illicit. Still. No. Still. It wasn't prohibition. No. So weird. What a stranger. He's lost his mind. Weird. What a weirdy. He's a stranger and a weirdy. Yes, he is a weirdy. Just leave his heart in San Francisco. That's not all he left there, LLB. Yeah, I guess so. He left his brains. We don't know what he's talking about. M1 Steve from San Marcos. Are you there, Steve? Yeah, good morning, guys. Good morning. Go ahead. Hey, Whitney Houston. You know, maybe it's just me, but we're going to celebrate this lady's life. She's a drug addict.
Nobody said, hey, wait a minute. That's the only thing she was. Well, hang on a minute, though. Who said anything about celebrating? Well, they did last night. They honored her. She contributed to music. I'll give her that. Well, I think that's all they were doing. I don't think anybody was up there saying, hey, listen, we would like to really celebrate the life of a perfect angel. Although I did hear a couple of people. Refer to, you know, like, I think that shouldn't they keep it just to music? They shouldn't go into personal stuff. Well, yeah, I'm just kind of over it. Between that, Amy Whitehouse, Michael Jackson, you know, how about we honor and celebrate the people that work their ass off and could barely feed their kids and don't do drugs? Yeah, but when somebody dies, you're going to say something, you know what I mean? Yeah, and addiction is a disease. Yeah. You know? You've got to talk about it. But she also had the financial means to get all the help she can, and she did it over and over and over, and we still accepted that. Well, what are we going to do? Tinkle on her graveyard? If you look in history, man, Ray Charles, heroin addict, Elvis Presley, major drug. I mean, the list goes on and on, and what these guys accomplished in the musical aspects of their life is far beyond.
What anybody else has been able to accomplish, you know, so I don't mind celebrating somebody that had an issue. Thanks for the call. Until you walk a mile. Right. It's who she was is who you're celebrating before all the troubles. Right. Well, and whenever anybody famous dies, you have a couple of camps. Yes. There's always a camp. Oh, yeah. There's definitely two camps. Yes. One camp is. This person's a dirtbag. Why are we saying anything good about them? Why aren't we celebrating the Marines that give? Yes. Yes. The Marine. I saw the Marine bit played a few times on Saturday and I agree with it. But what can you do? And then there's the other camp that there's a few. That's why I said there's a few camps. There's another camp that overdoes it on how great they were. Yes. And then there's a camp that says for whatever they were famous for. Let's remember that. That's what I said. I like that camp. I'm in that camp too. It's a great camp. Yeah, I'm in that camp. If you have enjoyed their music, you should at least in some way acknowledge that they're gone. She was amazing when she was in her prime. The best. The best. I've had her songs in my head for like three days now. Yeah. You know what I was going to say? Did anybody else, when you heard that Whitney Houston died, did you find her songs stuck in your head? Yeah.
Me too. Without even having to go download them or anything like that, all of a sudden I got songs in my head. Which one? I got emotional. I go emotional, baby. I don't know if that's what it's called. I sang I Will Always Love You a cappella in our house on Saturday night. That's a true statement. Me too. That was one. Really? Yeah. You sang it a cappella as well? Yeah. In the movie The Bodyguard, I kept thinking about that too. Me too. I kept thinking of that I Will Always Love You. Yeah. Will always love you. Woods was saying that Whitney's music was a huge player when you were growing up in the house. Absolutely. My parents were and are huge Whitney Houston. My dad, watching my dad dance. I want to dance with somebody. I want to feel the heat. They played it incessantly, and they actually saw Whitney in concert when we lived in Connecticut. My mom was really upset. She goes, that was the best night. She goes, we went to dinner. We went to the concert. I go, it was like two years of stuff all rolled into one. They don't go do a whole hell of a lot of stuff. She started laughing. She remembers the Whitney Houston concert night. Like 1990. My mom has bought a total of like 10 albums and CDs combined in her life. And two of them are Whitney Houston. Yeah, wow. Big player. Big time. That's sad. You know, also because when you think about it, she could have had more stuff.
Yeah. She could have had more contribution. In fact, they say Simon Cowell was thinking about having her be a judge on the X Factor, and she wanted to be. Gosh darn, dude. It seems like she was, and it's sad, it seems like a lot of these people that, like Michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse, were on their way to some sort of comeback or recovery. Poised for one. Yeah, poised for one, and then taken down. M1 Ninja from Encinitas. Hi. Hi, good morning, guys. Good morning. Hey, I missed you guys. I haven't talked to you in a while. I know. It seems like it's been a while. How are you? I'm good. How are you guys? Good. I just wanted to call and say good morning, and I hope you guys have a great week. Thank you. Thank you very much for doing that. Thank you. Yeah, you're a little angel. You are a little angel, and it was nice of you to call in and say that. Hey. That was Jay. That was Jay. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. Well, yeah, okay. All right. Thanks. You just ruined her day. She's like, thanks. Ruined her week. Yeah, you ruined me. I feel violated. I feel violated. I can take a million showers, still never feel clean. I wish I didn't call. No, no, she's glad she called. She got some of you. Hard to get. They're always glad to call. I love it. Already a joke on the line about Whitney Houston. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. I heard them all on Facebook Saturday. I have not. I heard a lot. And one Piper from Claremont. Hi. Hi. Hi.
Hey, LLB. I'm actually one of the backup dancers. She's part of our dance troupe. Oh, there you go. Which one? Piper. I know, but beyond the name, what does Piper look like? Oh, at the audition, she had the little skirt thingy that clipped on. Oh, yeah. What's a clip on skirt? What's a clip on skirt? You could see the front, and you could see the business in the front, but in the back, it was covered up by a little bustle-y sort of skirt thing. Didn't she have a little pink thing, like pink booty shorts on, too? I think it was black and pink. They've both been talking for 20 seconds. I am no closer to understanding what she looks like. It was like a half a tutu. Yeah. What color hair? I would say auburn. What would you say, Piper? Auburn? Yeah, brunette. I don't know. And blue eyes? Yeah. It's a good combo. Blue green. I couldn't get past the skirt. Go ahead. Okay, so I don't know if it's too soon, but I guess no one's waiting for her to exhale. Wow. There it is. Oh, no. You know, they had her ready to do, like, a number two movie of that, so I thought that was pretty funny. Wow. Thank you very much. And I love Winnie Houston, and I love you guys. Thank you. We love you. Bye. Now, some people cope, you know. Make jokes. I heard a lot.
There was one that was like, wow, Kevin Costner was a really bad bodyguard. Yeah, Kevin Costner failed last night. I heard that one. I wonder if there's a department where that's just the busy work that's going on in the department. That's at the Onion. Yeah. At the Onion. You know, they just wait. Well, no, I mean like a whole department of just waiting for people to die. Oh, yeah, absolutely. They're already written. They're just sitting there, you know, waiting. They're eating mac and cheese left over from the night before on their lunch break. And then somebody dies and they go up. They get the call on like the bat phone. Yes. On the bat line. They have an old crusty Rolodex and they flip to the H for Houston. And they're like, here. Here's their catalog of work. Trying to find the irony. You know, they look into the irony and all the different. ways, the angles that you can take on it. I saw the crack is whack bit several hundred thousand times. Not many people had pipes like Whitney Houston. Not many people had pipes like Whitney Houston, which is always a bookworm. Yeah, it was always a good one. She did do a movie called Sparkle, which I'm sure will be released posthumously. Yes. What is posthumously? After she dies. I didn't know that. That's a good word. That is a great word.
I like new words. Well, and I told Jamie. Jamie goes, oh, I want it. My wife, she said, I want to get some Whitney Houston. I said, just go to iTunes. They'll have a picture of her, and it'll say, remembering Whitney Houston. And sure enough, 15 minutes after she passed away was a Whitney Houston retrospective that you can go download. We're a culture of flies. There's vultures and flies. Well, at least her daughter will be taken care of from that money. Yeah. What do you mean? Because she'll probably be like Michael Jackson. All that money that came in after he died. You sell the rights and all that garbage. I don't think she had any money. I got the impression she was kind of broke. No? I don't know. Bobby Brown brought her up the night that she died. I guess she died Saturday? Yes. And he brought her up. when he was doing a concert. Yeah, he found out at his concert. No way. Before a show, right? Backstage, yeah. I don't know that I'd be able to go on stage. It's his prerogative. Oh, boy. Oh, gosh. If you needed the money, you would. It's his prerogative, y'all. You know, he's touring with new additions. I wonder if they even knew. I wonder if the crowd even knew. Probably not. Good point. They're just like...
I showed up, I had a comedy show on Saturday night. I found out it was probably like six or seven at night that I found out she passed away and I had a comedy show and I showed up backstage like quarter of eight and I said something like, I don't know if it's too soon for a Whitney Houston joke. And the two comedians just stared at me and I was like, she passed away. Oh, did she? Oh, wow. So it would have been, you know, on deaf ears. Yes. Question. Is Whitney Houston the type of... you know, icon that it will be, do you remember where you were kind of deal or no? No. No? No. I don't think so. Because you remember where you were when you heard about Michael Jackson. Absolutely. It will not be a, do you remember where you were when Whitney Houston died? No. Not big enough of an icon? Ten years ago. Ten years ago. Ten years ago, one of the biggest. Yeah. Top three. Maybe more than 10 years. 15? Yeah.
15 years ago. Yeah. Her star certainly fell. It's just, she was, she won a whole bunch of Grammys, too. Oh, yeah. Her voice is maybe one of the best, arguably one of the best. Absolutely. Yeah, Simon Cowell was really saying nice stuff about her. Yeah. I mean, everybody. Do you think that the Grammys had a bunch of stuff planned for at a James commemoration and then this happened, they were like, bump it? Yeah. Yeah, and how odd that it happened on the eve of the Grammys. I know. You know, the timing of it. She was in town for the Grammys. Yeah, wasn't she going to perform? She performed the night before. She performed on Friday night. Clive Davis? Yeah, she did some party or something. He's got a real famous Grammy party. Clive Davis does a real famous Grammy party like every year. I've never been. You've been invited. You just haven't been able to make it. I just haven't been able to make it. I would love to go to that. Do you know that I had tickets two years ago to the Grammys and didn't want to go? So I gave them to our friend, Angela Nevy. Yeah, didn't want to go. Why didn't you give them to your friend, Stephen Woods? I guess it was three years ago then. Three years ago. Didn't know you. Well, I knew you. You weren't here. Yeah, I...
I am not a fan of award shows. Boy, I'd like to go see that live. Live, I would. The Oscars, I'd fall asleep. On TV, I don't watch them. Live, I would go. Oh, in a heartbeat. I'd just stare. Yes. Be like being in a living museum. Yes. A living wax museum. That is the... That's Nicki Minaj. That is the greatest way to describe it. Yeah. A living museum. Yeah. That's Brad Pitt. That's Nicki Minaj right there. Look at her butt. Speaking of Brad Pitt... I saw his, over the weekend, he was on Inside the Actor's Studio. And, man, that dude really loves his practical jokes. He does? He's big into it. Him and Clooney. Clooney. It's a good bit. It's a good bit. Those two dudes apparently just get each other. Over and over and over again. They just get each other. There you go. We were about to film in Italy, and George is our ambassador on the set. And I sent a memo to the entire crew in Italian that said, dear crew. Oh, I see this one coming up the highway. We wish you a wonderful shoot. George Clooney asks that this is a very difficult role for him. He needs to concentrate deeply.
Mr. Clooney asks that you try not to interrupt him. Look him in the eye. If you do need to address Mr. Clooney, please refer to him only as Daniel or Mr. Ocean. Sorry for the inconvenience. We're all after the same thing. Let's make the best movie we can. Went on for two weeks. He handled it gracefully, but he was becoming unnerved, I think. I knew that something bad was going to happen by me doing this, so I came up with a second one. And I thought about a preemptive strike, but it was so ugly. Whatever he's got, this is ugly. It's so bad. It's so bad. It's so bad, I don't even know if I can do it. It's so bad. Clooney, you know, Clooney apparently has been working on a prank for two years. It's been...
And it hasn't come to fruition yet. But he's been working on it for two years and setting the groundwork for it. And he said it might end his career. It might end Brad Pitt's career. Oh, my gosh. It's like Jay and Woods. That's so genius. The two of them getting each other. Plotting something for two years. That's what serial killers do. Speaking of pranks. I almost, I almost played a prank. I was so proud of you that you even considered it. I really was. I did consider it. It's a step in the right direction. On you. On you. Figures. On you. I considered it. Woods was as close to begging as you can get. Close to begging. Go for it.
Just open it up. Open yourself up. Yeah, that's the problem. That was the problem. Oh, I didn't even consider that. I did. If that had popped into my head, the payback, I would have never done it. That's what popped into my head. No way. I had two things. I had, number one, the response back could have been vicious. Of course. Vicious. And then it would have been like, oh, boy, that was a prank. Why did he freak out? I was going to. email Jay and say, Jay, I don't think I can make it in because of Whitney Houston. And I don't think, and then I was considering calling him and taping it and saying something to the effect of, I don't expect you to understand this. I know that this is going to sound weird, but Whitney meant something to me that is difficult to articulate.
You're not going to understand it, and I don't really expect you to, nor do I care. See, I would have believed it, too. Yes. I would have believed it. Yeah. I know you would. Any reason not to come in. The email back. Any reason not to come in. What a D. What a D. The email back could have been like, now you listen to me, you little fat Mexican. I'm going to slit your throat. You're messing with my money now. Kim. Kim, you're never going to believe it. That's it. This is the guy that you want me to be nice to? Read that. Read that. This is a person that you're mad at me for killing? Read it. I laughed when you texted that to me yesterday. I laughed so hard that when I called you, I was just laughing when you answered. I was like... Texted L-O-B, too. No response, probably. No, she didn't. I did, but I was... She was working out, man. She was dancing four hours. Wow. Yeah, I couldn't do it. And I'm so glad I didn't because the payback, I can't handle the payback. I can't handle it. Nobody wants that. No. Let's see. M1 Bagpipe is on the line from Scotland. Hey, Mikey Show. How you doing? Wow, sounds good. We're good. How are you? Good, good. Yeah, I just wanted to say hi, guys. I grew up in San Diego.
I'm listening to you, Mikey, on the other station. And I started living here in the U.K. about six or seven months ago, and I'm listening to you guys' podcasts every day. It's about noon there? No, we're at 2 p.m. right now. Just eating haggis real good? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Actually, I was on a walk with my girlfriend the other day, and I was just talking to her. I said, so I listened to the Mikey show this morning, and she turns to me and goes, weird. She's from here, too? No, no, she's English. Nice. Wow. Really? I like that. I've been teaching her the Jedi ways. So you went out there and you found yourself an English girlfriend. Well, fiance, actually. Oh, congrats. How great is that accent? I'm telling you right now. It's beautiful. Oh, it's so great. It's such a pretty accent. Scottish or British? British. No, English, yeah. English is good, too. See, the Scottish accent. In fact, you know how recently we were talking about the movie No Country for Old Men? Yes. Remember the little southern girl in that movie? Yes. That played Josh Brolin's girlfriend? His wife or girlfriend? She's Scottish. Wow. No. Yes. Really? And that accent is not as sexy to me. It's a little guy. It's a little masculine. But the English accent. Oh, is that a pretty accent? Amazing. Well, hey.
Lucky you. When are you getting married? We're getting married September 6th. There you go. In England? In Scotland? In England, yeah. Hey, she's not around right now, is she? Can we talk to her? No, no, she's not here right now. Darn it. Darn it. All right, well, listen. Thank you for calling. And obviously, you guys got the news of Whitney Houston over there. Actually, I didn't find out until just about an hour ago. Oh, really? Wow. Do we know why she died yet? They think it's prescription drugs and mixing it with alcohol. Jeez. They don't know yet, but that's what they think. She was found in a bathtub. Wow. All right, man, thanks. Okay, thanks, Mike and Joe. That's going to be the big news today, obviously, is Whitney and the Grammys. Oh, yeah. Adele just slaying the Grammys, man. And the post-Grammy buffet. Yes. Oh, man. Gosh. Girl cannot catch a break with that stuff, huh? Woods. Is the Mikey Show on FM 94.9.
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And call the Mikey Show. 570-1949. Let's talk news of the day. Biggest news today is Whitney Houston. It's the news of the day. It's what everybody's going to be talking about around the water cooler today is the death of Whitney Houston. And I mentioned it earlier. We start at 530 now. I mentioned earlier it was Woodsy that let me know. I found out online because Woodsy posted it on Facebook. Woods knew so early, by the time I went, there was no news about it yet. There wasn't really any details. I'm pretty dialed in, so. Woods is pretty dialed in. You know. Real quickly, I'm going to give you the word of the day. I'm going to introduce us. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 41 years old. Insecure Mexican bald dude. That's a true statement. Woods, he is a tall, handsome guy from Texas. Formerly handsome. Yes. 36? No, he's not. Lauren O'Brien is the foxy blonde sitting over here. Oh, yeah. She is 31 years old. She's going to be dancing like a pussycat doll on Friday. Live broadcast. How about that? And Jay is that sexy blonde over there. Yeah, I get some. He is a 48-year-old gentleman. Very mature.
Very mature. Physically mature. Yeah, I meant age-wise. He's very immature when it comes to his behavior. Extremely. He behaves as like a teenager. See? That's what I meant. He pressed that button that made that sound. And then giggled. So, there you go. And we have a girl named Emily. who is going to be screening the phones today. And so you can say hi to Emily. Emily, by the way, how old are you, Emily? Nineteen. Nineteen. Oh, my gosh. Seems to be the age for our phone screeners. Nineteen is a big player in the phone screening community. So give us a call. Word of the day is poetry. When I say poetry between now and nine, caller nine, a DeWalt small angle grinder. Yeah. How about that? And let's see. Professional Contractor Supply. That's the name of the place. It used to be Tulip. Now they changed their name to Professional Contractor Supply. They're having a sale on everything DeWalt on Saturday. And you can find all the info at fm949sd.com. Boom. What is a small angle grinder? It's the opposite of a...
Big angle grinder. Yes. It's like used to get into small little crevasses. Yeah. Woods. Yep. Don't get me going because then I'll start laughing and then we won't be able to regain. Do you know what we're laughing at, Jay? Yes. What? Crevasse. Hey, look at you. Now he's just doing bits. That's right. Oh, crevasse is actually a climbing term. That's right. Thank you. Thank you, Jay. In France. Yes. Last night was the Grammys. Here's what you need to know to be armed and dangerous when you walk into work in terms of knowing stuff. Adele. She was the big winner. She tied Beyonce. Oh, God. Stop it. Woods. She looks great. I thought she looked great, too. She's a very pretty girl. She is. I would. She won six. Wow. Tied Beyonce.
That is quite a haul. She deserves more than Beyonce. Absolutely. I thought so, too. And she went up there. Bless you. Bless you. Thank you. Wow. Who's wearing a new cologne? Me. Ah, that'd be it. Gotcha. Mm-hmm. Here she is accepting album of the year. Oh, wow. Let's isolate that. Absolutely. Is it the queen? Can you imagine it? She's up there. I just first... Let's isolate that as well. Let's isolate the whole thing. I want to say a big thank you to Rick Rubin. What's a thank you? I'd like a thank you. And really put me... Similar. And taught me about what I wanted to be. And he made me realize stuff that I didn't ever think I would.
And this record is inspired by something that is really normal and everyone's been through it. It's so incredibly weird to me that that voice has the same voice that sings those beautiful songs. Because she gets up there. It's a rubbish relationship. And it's gone on to do things that I can't tell you. Like how I feel about it. It's been the most life-changing year. And I want to thank my record companies, Columbia Records and Excel Records. And Nick Huggins, who signs me. He's in the UK. Oh, my God. Oh, I've got a bit of snot. You've got a bit of snot. And all my band. All the band on the show. My album in the studio. All my live band. My crew. My friends. My family. My manager, Jonathan. She had to get up six times and do that. That's great, though. It's such a good record. It really is. It deserves it.
She won, let's see. Let me give you the rundown. Gosh darn, did she win a lot of junk. She won album of the year. She won record of the year. Song of the year. I think a record is a single. Album is the whole thing. The collective work. Okay, what about a song of the year? Isn't that a single? Boy, you're right. Yeah. Okay. All right, feed me. Record. It encompasses the musicianship outside of just her. It's the production of the record, the whole thing. The whole deal. The recording. It's about the recording. Recording of the year. Album is the material itself that's on there. And song is song. She also won for best pop vocal album. It's probably the one that got the snot going.
And she won for Best Pop Solo Performance. Incredible. Yeah. How do you follow that up? Yeah, you don't. Yeah, you just disappear. Bon Iver won Best New Artist. Best Pop Duo Group Performance went to Tony Bennett and Amy Winehouse. Her family was there to accept. I only made a list this morning during my preparation of the stuff that I thought you'd care about. Best rock performance? Foo Fighters. Nice. Best hard rock metal performance? Foo Fighters. White Limo. That song is... It's metal. Metal. It's about as metal as you can get. Yeah. Yeah. Because a lot of people go, why would the Foo Fighters win in the metal category? Because that song... Listen to White Limo. ...is metal. Best rock song? Walk. Foo Fighters. Nice. So they were the... After Adele...
Foo Fighters are the big winners last night at the Grammys. Best rock album? Foo Fighters. Wow, man. Cleaning the house, Dave Grohl. I love it. Best alternative album? Bon Iver. Yep. Best rap performance? Jay-Z and Kanye for Otis. Nice. Great song, right? Kanye finally got some, didn't he? Mm-hmm. Best rap album? Kanye. Good. For his album, My Beautiful, Dark, Twisted Fantasy. Best country? Solo performance. Taylor Swift. Nice. Best country song. Mean by Taylor Swift. Weird. Best country album. Own the Night by Lady Antebellum. And the best comedy album was Louis C.K. So that's the stuff I think, you know, is like people our age will care about. I didn't know they did comedy albums at the Grammys. I guess so. Well, they do.
I was reading the categories. I'm like, really with that? Yeah. I had no idea. I'm like, I should just try to get into recording something so I could try to win a Grammy. They have something. They practically have like best Mexican in a supporting role and a flute. And they had so many categories. You should go for that one. You should. Next year. I've won it. You're a master flautist. I am a flautist. Flauta. Flauta. Flauta-ist. Not the rolling of the tacos. Not that kind of flaptist. That's right. So what do you guys think about the Whitney Houston thing? Woods said that growing up, it was probably the most played stuff in your household. That and Beach Boys. The Beach Boys and Whitney Houston. Yeah. Which, you know, I hated then. Hated. Now have a very good and healthy appreciation for both. Fond memories. Yeah. And I can... Not embarrassed to say that I can get down with some Whitney Houston. They found Whitney Houston at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Beverly Hilton. There's no way. Beverly Hilton Hotel. Beverly Hilton Hotel. Yeah, you got it. And she was in a bathtub. They found prescription drugs. Now, they don't know for sure that that's what the deal is. So we don't want to, by we, I mean me.
Don't want to start saying that that's how she died, but that's what they believe. Sure looks that way. Sure looks that way. And they say she was a mess before it. Yeah. Like, you know, she was supposed to sing at a party. And what were you saying, Ella B., that her daughter was there? I know at the rehearsal she was at, her daughter had to, like, pull her out of the rehearsal and kind of... Tell her to get a hold of herself. She was like, they said her hair was all wet, whether it was sweat or water. They didn't know. Yeah. I read that too, that she was sweating a lot. She was doing like headstands. Yeah. Just bizarre behavior. Which is never cool. No. That's not easy. No. I couldn't do anything. Adam Levine from Maroon 5. Just didn't talk about the news that everyone's talking about. I saw a tweet yesterday from you when you learned about this Whitney Houston tragedy. I don't even know what to say. I don't even have words at this point. I think everyone's kind of in shock. Does she have impact on you guys? I mean, I know your male vocal in a band. Of course, she impacted everybody. She's unbelievable. She's Whitney friggin' Houston, so we're just all very upset and still in shock, like I said. We have audio of all kinds of things, Whitney. But you know which one struck me the most? And yes, it was lip-synced. But it was her...
performance at the Super Bowl when she sang the national anthem. Phenomenal. One of the best ever, they say. So I was in, like, fifth or sixth grade, and I remember after she did that, every time we would sing it for something at school, everyone would want to do the free. Yeah. And our teachers, like, they would... Iconic. They would pull us out of assemblies if we did that, because it was everyone's bit to do the free. It's identical. Yes, I know. Identical Whitney. Identical Whitney. I know. Well, I mean, here's the thing that's so interesting about Whitney Houston. It doesn't matter what kind of music you're into. People could say, there would be some people that would go, Michael Jackson music wasn't my thing. You can't dispute her incredible unicorn talent. Now, if you are new to the Mikey Show and you hear me say unicorn,
The reason I say unicorn is because one time I saw Michael Jackson in person in Las Vegas. And I texted my wife, who was my girlfriend at the time. I said, I just saw Michael Jackson. He was about six feet in front of me. And she said, what was it like? And I wrote, it was like a unicorn running down the street. Such a brilliant description. It was so rare. You know, and there are not very many. unicorns, but she was a unicorn. Just so absolutely rare in her ability and her talent. And then just the fall. Oh my gosh. Just the monumental fall. One more deal on her ability and her talent. This is an isolated vocal track you're about to hear of the song I Wanna Know.
Impressive. Impressive. Wow. Just perfection. Unbelievable. Perfection. I would love to be able to do that. Me too. I think Woods is right. I think it's about perfect. Darn near perfect. So just sad stuff you can call with your anecdotes. You know, I refer to off the air. You never hear this on the air, but I'll pull the curtain back. Whenever I'm talking about the average listener. I always refer to the average listener as Joe from Escondido. And so sometimes I'll ask the crew here, I'll say, what will Joe from Escondido think? Today's a day where I'm actually interested to hear what does Joe from Escondido think about Whitney Houston? Absolutely. It doesn't matter who you are. If you're listening, I'm interested in what you have to say. Yeah, you can be Ted from IB. We don't care. Yeah. I just want to hear from you. Melissa from OB. Yeah. Whatever you're.
connection was is fine with me. Whatever your memory was is fine with me. I think it's interesting on a day like today. Simon Cowell said that one of the ways that he knew when someone was interested in a job with him was that they would have their people put out there a rumor that they were being considered for the job. That's how he knew. And apparently Whitney had done that and he was interested in Whitney. In fact, today he was going to be discussing Whitney Houston being a judge on The X Factor. Wow. And word around the campfire is she was interested. Man. Bummer. I guess I'll have my people put that out there then. Yeah. I'm being considered. Yeah. If you have your people put that out there, then he'll know that you're interested. And he may come not. And you have experience. You actually were a judge at. Mirror Mace has got talent. Mirror Mace has got talent. With LLB. Uh-huh. Yeah. So I do have experience here. I'm a very judgmental guy. So that helps. That does help. Now, lest anyone think that we're kidding, we're not.
Oh, no. L.O.B. and Woods were actually judges at Mira Mesa's Got Talent. Yeah. I mean, we've got the, either one of us, you can't really lose. We've got the resume for it. We're pretty much movers and shakers. Yeah, movers and shakers. In the industry. So, I'll have my people put that out there. You mean Jamie, your wife? Yeah. She's your people. Yes. Subaru is 33 today. I would. Yep. I have in my mind. Chick that played Rizzo in Grease? I would not. I would not. Stalker Channing, 68. Jerry Springer, 68. Peter Tork, the dude from the Monkees. Oh, yeah. He wore the beanie on the Monkees. He's 70. Henry Rollins. He's a badass. Yeah. He's 51. Peter Gabriel, 62. And Michael Jackson's oldest kid, Prince, is 15 today. Wow. Nice. He can drive. That's right. Well, with a person in the car. Yeah. We've got Grammy. We've got...
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I'd rather watch a tornado than watch soccer. Yeah. I'd rather watch a fake tornado than watch soccer. That's just me, though. Lauren. I rolled my eyes so hard, I didn't think they were going to come back down. And Jay. I'm bringing the war to your shores. No. Yes. On FM 94.9. One, two, three, uh. Buzzword here in a second. If you want to play, you've got to pick me, Woods, or L.O.B. Speaking of L.O.B., L.O.B. will be dancing with ten other women on Friday. Yeah. Practicing. Practicing a lot. How many hours yesterday? Four hours. Four hours of rehearsal yesterday for that girl. Wow. Can you believe that? So she's going to be dancing on Friday at the House of Blues. It's free to all of our listeners. So come on out. Get the day off on Friday. Come hang with us. And they're going to have drinks and food and stuff, but you've got to pay for that. But you can get in for free and watch LOB dance.
with those other girls doing, because it's her dream to dance like a pussycat doll, and she thinks that the window of time is closing. Yeah, it's a lot harder than I thought it would be. That's what she said. Yeah. Now, big news of the day, Whitney Houston gone at the age of 48, and... 48, wow. Yeah. I can relate to that. Yeah, that's how old Jay is. Yeah. It's weird. And then the Grammys last night, obviously... A lot of people honoring and talking about Whitney Houston. Aside from Adele, who brought home six Grammys last night, the Foo Fighters were the big winner. And this is some of them performing. You ever seen him live? No. So good, dude. Gosh. I mean, not in person. I mean, I've seen him on television. Have you been to a concert? Oh, like four. Oh, wow. Four or five times. So we will have a lot of Grammy stuff for you and, of course, taking your phone calls talking about Whitney Houston and some of this as well. You get a word. Let's do this. You've got to call us right now and you've got to pick me, L.O.B., or Woods to represent you. This is M1 Lili from El Cajon. Who do you want to represent you? L.O.B. You got it. Smart. Hang on the line. M1 Dispatcher from El Cajon.
Who would you like to represent you? My boy Wood. There you go. You're OP Dub. Hang on the line. And let's see. M1PE teacher from San Diego. You got me, but no. Not necessarily. I mean, I could. Lightning could strike. I could win. If LLB and I both fall and break our legs, then you have a good shot. Anyone's game. It's anyone's game. Is it? On any given Monday, my friend. Hang on the line. All right. All right, let's do this. What is it? What's the word? What's the word? Jay. The word is count. Count. C-O-U-N-T. Okay. Let's go. Count. Here we go. Got it. Don't do this. Count your chickens. Count your chickens. Count your chickens. Thank you. Gosh darn. Count your chickens. All right. Wow, that was good. Here we go. Include me. Count me in. L-O-B. Here we go. He's on a sugary... Count Jocula! Wow. Wow, Woods. Of course you know that, Woods. Here we go. Make sure everyone is accounted for. Count everybody. Head count. Head count. Head count. Did you say it first? I swear, we're going to have to go to Emily and find out. Emily, who said it first? Woods or L-O-B? Who do you think it was? L-O-B. Oh, there you go. You?
Thank you. She's been here 15 minutes. She didn't know anything. Hey, listen. To L.O.B.'s defense, L.O.B. had a look on her face that was for sure she got it. I beat her. I got her. That's fine. We'll roll the tape. Yeah, you do what you got to do. Does Woods ever feel it? Yeah, he always does. Does Woods ever get cheated? And Woods screams really loud and L.O.B. kind of says it. I'm crying. It says in the rules of the game, you yell out the answer. I'm just following the instructions. Here we go. That's what I do. Here we go. Here we do. What? Here to do. Here to do. The 10 seconds before. Countdown. L-O-B. In my head now. Here we go. Take stock of a good thing. Account for it. Take stock of the good things you have. Count your blessings. There you go. Damn it. Weird. Gosh. Because it's blessings. Yes. Here we go. Rely on my accountability. Count on me. You can count on me! I think it was Miguel said it first. I didn't even hear you. I didn't say anything. I didn't even hear you say anything. He just turned his mic off. Here we go. Transylvanian. Count Dracula! Count Dracula! Wow, wow, wow. You are on one today. There you are. I have to be. Spit flying everywhere. With you cheaters. Oh, wow. Gotta be. Gotta be on my game every Monday. You're the loudest person in this town. In the world. You have to do it.
Here we go. Helps you fall asleep. Counting sheep. Oh, wrong one. I can't think when he's screaming. That's the tactic. I got a new word for you. It's in the rules. Yeah, we need a new word. What's the new word? The new word is old. O-L-D. And L-O-B? Yes. What's the score? The score is Mike 2, Lauren 3, Woods 4. All right. M1 Dispatcher, are you there? Yes, I am. Woods is representing you, so you're in good shape. Just hang on, okay? All right. And sorry, M1 PE teacher. I'm doing what I usually do, which is fail miserably at this game. Hang on the line. And M1 Lele, L-O-B, is hanging in there. She might do this. Okay, I know she will. Hang on. Yeah. What's the word, Jake? The word is old. Let's do it. O-L-D. I got to get count out of my head. Yep, old. Here we go.
Disney classic about a boy. Goldieller. Nice. Here we go. A famous Yellowstone ghost. Old faithful. Wow. I'm going to say that was a three-way. I did not. Oh, okay. That was a two-way. I mean, I like three-ways better, but yeah. I'll take the two-way. Two dudes? Oh, man. What are their names? Yeah. Shut up. All right, here we go. Stars and Stripes nickname. Old Faithful. The Old Flags. Oh, gosh. Old Ironside. Old Glory. Damn it. Old Glory. Old Ironside. Old Ironside, yep. I'm ready to call it Flav, Old Ironside. Old Ironside. Oh, gosh. Could not think of Old Glory. All right, here we go. Her cupboard. Old Mother Hubbard. All right.
I have two remaining. Oh, boy. If I need to know the score. It is Mike three, Lauren five, Wood six. All right. We'll make these two-pointers. Here we go. No longer. Old news. In style. Old fashion. Old fashion. Old fashion. Old fashion. Damn it. Old fashion. That was a two-pointer. Oh, boy. So this is for all the macaroni. Here we go. Wait. How many points is it? It's a four-pointer. Oh, you D. Here we go. Fido's, too elderly to learn. Old dog! Old dog! Can't you see old dog do tricks? Wow. That was a tie. She wins, then. Yeah. Was it a tie? It was a tie. Was it a tie? It was a tie. It was a tie. Ella V just looked at me with something. She had such happiness in her face. M1 Lele, are you there?
Listen, she won for you fair and square. That's all it is. She won square. Somebody play me straight up for what? What time? Just play me straight up. Nobody gets played straight up. I do. One time. Come on, man. Last week we played straight up. He's over to die. This guy always feels. I get hosed every week, and I lose the game. You're unbelievable, sir. I know. All right. So what direction do we go? How about Whitney or Houston? Well, I don't want to overdo it, and that's my struggle because we got so much Whitney Houston stuff, and I don't want you to feel like we didn't talk about it.
Because I feel like we have, but we're, you know, we have to because it's the biggest news of the day. But there is other stuff that we had planned for today. I wanted to give you some of the Adele stuff. Oh, yeah. Not just from the Grammys, but she was on 60 Minutes over the weekend talking about her sudden fame. The kind of level of fame that I'm dealing with now. It's obviously got bigger over the year, but it was overnight. It was literally on a flight to New York. I landed and I still seemed to be the most talked about artist. In the world that day. What's that moment like? I thought it was hilarious. Hilarious? I thought it was funny. I detect an English accent. To be a singer forever, but it's not really my cup of tea. I really don't know who. She is so giggly. She is very giggly. Giggly. No. Woods, can we get through one session of talking about Adele without you making a chubby joke? I find it quite difficult to think that there's 20 million people listening to my album that I wrote very selfishly to get over a breakup. I didn't write it being like, this is going to be a hit. You really wrote it to help you get over something? Yeah. I want to know the guy.
I want to know him. I've seen him before. The guy that broke her heart? Yeah, from what I recall, and I'll find out at the break for you everything you want to know, but I think he was like a musician, artist type, and just kind of a jerk. Like, he left her pretty high and dry. Her deal was that she was just singing in little coffee shops and stuff like that in England, I believe. No, she had an album before. Before this one. Well, I mean in the very beginning. In the very beginning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When she was first discovered, it was little coffee shops. Yeah, I believe it. You gave me a look like, well, yeah, Mike, of course. Isn't that kind of how everyone goes? Yeah, I'll get a start somewhere. She was playing like these little gigs at places. No, that's... I'm sorry. She had a hit before. The other baffling thing about Adele is that despite being known for the power of her live concerts... In front of audiences, she experiences near crippling stage fright. So how does it manifest itself? It starts from the minute I wake up. If I know I've got a show, it starts from the minute I try and potter around and keep myself busy and stuff like that. And then I've got to go down and sit in the chair for a couple of hours, have my hair and makeup done. Listen to... A couple of hours? What? Have her makeup done? That's a lot of makeup. Hair and makeup. Good gracious. Takes a while. Oh, gosh.
What's wrong with you guys? So mean today. So mean of her. I mean, I think she's a lovely girl. Did you guys have bad weekends? No, I had a great weekend. You're both very critical of poor Adele because she's got a couple of extra LBs. Like you said, you can make fun of Latinos because you're Latino. I can make fun of chubby people because I'm chubby. It's gotten worse as I become more successful on my nerves just because there's a bit more pressure and people are expecting a lot more from me. So what's that fear? That I'm not going to deliver. That I'm not going to deliver. That people aren't going to enjoy it. That I'll ruin their love for my songs by doing them live. I feel sick. I get a bit panicky. Have you ever thrown up? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. A few times. Really? I ate my weight in donuts. Identical. I couldn't tell if that was Adele.
Clip of a doll. Blimey. Blimey. Sounds like a kangaroo, maybe. Blimey. Here's her talking about the skinny stuff, you know, the weight issue. There we go, guys. Do you ever feel pressure to, well, I've got to look a certain way? No, never. I've never seen... No, I do, because there's people, there's monsters up there, like Woods and Jay. At least nobody's on the radios in San Diego. I'm like, hey! Who you think you are? Yeah, you guys are a couple perfect ones, right? You know who the F I am? Perfect in every way. You're misconstruing. I love her. Yeah, I love her too. I'm chubby. It's all good. I need to look like that if I want to be a success. Never. I don't want to be some skinny mini with my **** out. I really don't want to do it. And I don't want people confusing what it is that I'm about. I wish for women.
that Chubby would kind of be in. It is. It's not. It is. Give me an example. Christina Hendricks. Mad Men. The woman from Mad Men. Yeah, it's in. I don't know that she is a household name. I don't know who she is. No, of course you don't. She is. She is a household name. I think pretty is pretty. Yeah, pretty is pretty. But just be, like I always say, just be toned. You could be overweight and still have like... You think that girl's Chubby? Yeah, she is Chubby. Christina Hendricks is chubby. She is. She's a big girl. This is the redhead I'm looking at right here. Yeah, yeah. She's a big girl. Let me see L.O.B. Turn your screen around. She's beautiful. She's full-figured. She's a bigger gal. I don't think she's a household name, but... That's chubby? That's what Woods thinks. That's what you think, too. You're just afraid to admit it to L.O.B. Okay, this is what I'll say. Cal. Don't call her Cal. In the show Mad Men...
I think she's full-figured. And I think it's a good look. I do, too. I'm all the way in. That is... Wow. That is not chubby. It's an old pick. It's the way that ladies looked back in the day. Whitney Houston gone at the age of 48. How did she die? Well, there's a lot of speculation, but they believe that it was prescription drugs. We want to hear from you. 570-1949. We've got more audio from the Grammys, some performances and stuff like that. Don't go anywhere. This is the Mikey Show. I like it. I like it. Be a part of the show. 570-1949. Or shoot him a text. 949mikey at gmail.com. More coming up in just a couple. FM949. Is this M1 Night Scream? Yep, it is. How are you? I'm doing great. Tell everybody about your experience with AIS.
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Well, we've got a small delay here as you travel over towards El Cajon. Things just starting to build on that 54 southbound. Looks like Main Street all the way down to about Fury Lane, 38 miles an hour. Also, we've got an accident on the 163 northbound of the 80s connector. That's probably going to be delayed. It looks like it was a fatal accident. So you're going to probably find some backup in that area for quite a while. The 8 westbound Marina Boulevard, 46 miles an hour. This report brought to you by Pro Nutrients, a new line of three select supplements. I wear like a 44 small. Woods. I'm so lonely. Lauren. I'm very clumsy. And Jay. I'm wearing Dockers right now. Oh my God. On FM 94.9. That is a great... You learned that on The Sopranos? I did. I did. Listen to this, LLB. Spaghetti tips. Woods learned this on The Sopranos. This is good. This sounds good. You're making spaghetti. Uh-huh. You know how sometimes spaghetti will clump together? Uh-huh. After you cook it? So Woods saw on The Sopranos that they'll take a little bit of butter, and they put the butter in there to get it all lubed. Do it with olive oil. At the macaroni. Yeah. You do it with olive oil? Uh-huh. I like the, for some reason, the butter. I mean, what's not good with butter? But you also take a little of the gravy.
And put the gravy. You don't have to call it gravy like they do on the Sopranos. You put the gravy on the macaroni. Just a little bit. And then you put the butter in there. And you don't have to call it the macaroni. You don't have to. Wow. You put it back over the heat. You're way overdoing the Italian thing. You put it back over the heat and then you stir it with a little bit of gravy and a little bit of butter. They say, though, if you do that, that the sauce doesn't stick to the noodles. No, they said that it makes it stick. No. I just saw a study. Now, watch the Sopranos. I just saw a study. I'm going to listen to Ralphie over Jay's study. There is no doubt in my mind that that is a great way to make spaghetti. You've never put the sauce in the... A little bit. Yeah, I do. Yeah, that's how I do it. Okay. That's how I do it, but what I had never considered... What's revolutionary about what he's saying? The butter? Yes, to not make it stick. My mom did that. I do it with olive oil because it's healthier. Yeah. Of course. You get those noodles with some of the gravy on there, and it coats it, and then you stir it up, and then the noodles taste like the gravy. Some people also do is put butter on their crust, their pizza crust. Yeah. Oh, I bet that's delicious. All right. So the big news of the day is Whitney Houston dying at 48 years old. She was rumored to be a judge on the X Factor with Simon Cowell. And so it made it even more sad. Oh.
I know that this is a big deal for Woods. Woods wanted to know what Paris Hilton thought. Of course, everyone's mourning the loss of Whitney Houston. I know you've had a chance to spend some time with Whitney Houston. Tell me what that was like, being with her. The first time I met her, I was so excited because I always admired her since I was a little girl. I loved her movies, her music. I just thought she was such an icon. And now that this has happened, I was in shock. It's so heartbreaking and awful. You happy, Woods? Yes, thank you for playing with me. I know you wanted to know what Paris Hilton, how Paris Hilton was dealing with it. I'll probably shoot her a tweet later. Yeah. And just tell her hugs. It'll be okay. You know. The number five movie over the weekend was Chronicle. I want to see it. Chronicle is a movie where the kids learn how to do stuff with their minds. And they can crumple up cars and stuff like that. They can fly. Yeah. Did you see how they advertised that movie where they got the remote control planes that looked like people and had them fly all over San Francisco? No. It was the coolest thing ever. They looked just like people, and they flew them around over the bridge. Gosh, I would scare that heck out of people. No doubt. Anyway, that movie was the fifth most popular movie over the weekend, made 12.3 mil. Number four most popular movie over the weekend, Star Wars Episode I in 3D, The Phantom Metis. They have in San Diego.
They have billboards advertising it. Yeah. I had a buddy on my baseball team that saw it and said he got almost sick to his stomach when he was watching it. Really? There's like a pod race, I guess. Yeah, the pod race. Yeah, the San Diego pod race. No, it's the pod race. And he goes, dude, I had to look down at the ground. He goes, I couldn't watch. It was making me sick. Oh, gosh. Nice beaver. I'm the same way. I cannot. I get motion sickness from movies. From movies? Yeah, man. I love it. Like Blair Witch, the camera, the whole time I'm like, that will make you sick. Yeah. Avatar, I got that way. Well, that's a strange one. 3D with stuff flying at you. Now, I saw Dolphin Tale in 3D and I was fun. It's a Kramer versus Kramer. Yeah. I hear they're releasing that in 3D. Which will be excellent. Yeah. The divorce flies out. It flies right at you. Yeah. Take it there. Journey to the Mysterious Island. With The Rock. Oh, that? It's a kid movie. Yeah. First one was good. It's a kid movie. Okay. I will definitely see it with Jasper. He quotes Jay-Z in the trailer. He's like, in the words of Jay-Z. Oh, no. Yeah. No, he doesn't. Really? You're The Rock, quoting Jay-Z. Number two. Makes sense. Number two is Safe House. Oh, we want to see that. I do, too. Denzel made 39 mil. Wow.
The number one movie over the weekend was the romantic movie The Vow. Yes. Based on a true story about a woman that goes into a coma, wakes up, doesn't remember anybody, and her husband has to win her over all over again. The Notebook 2. I'm sure a lot of guys were convinced to take their girls out for Valentine's Day. I'm actually having to convince my wife to go with me. I wouldn't. Do you know why? Which is a weird thing. Rotten Tomatoes? Yeah. Which is a website that... rates movies. And it's based on the public, not movie critics. 20% liked it. I bet I'll like it. Got two stars. I love that. I bet Woods will like it. I love that girl. What's her name, Jay? Rachel McAdams. Oh, Mamacita. If you're going to have a workplace romance, here's the places that it's happening. If you work in the healthcare industry. Oh, yeah. The on-call room, if you know what we mean. Oh, yeah. Number four, believe it or not, IT. Greetings. Yeah, people in IT meet each other and hook up. Not many girls in IT. When you find one. Maybe that's the deal. Yeah. My wife was in IT before. Was she? She's like the hottest IT girl ever. Oh, my gosh. An IT company?
No, she worked in IT. She worked in IT. She would do trainings on like how to do the certain program. There is no doubt in my mind that if they did a list of the hottest women to ever work in the IT industry, your wife is going to be in that list. Absolutely. Like the top five of all time. When I met her, I was like, my God, you know a lot about computers. Holy cow. That woman. Number three. transportation and utilities. What? A bus driver? Yes. How do they meet? How do you meet? 43% What can Brown do for you? A little bit. A lot. 43% of people that work in the transportation and utilities industry, 43% of them waka waka waka. Man. Big packages. Oh boy. I'm expecting a shipment. Oh!
It's been a while. It's been a while. That's ridiculous. She is back. That did not deserve it. First of the year. My goodness. Man, L.O.B. Wow. No, number two. Number two most popular place for workplace romance. Financial services. Oh, yeah. Bankers. Oh, guys just making money real good. Look at my dividend. Look at my dividend. Now we have to be careful, Jay. Remember. What L.O.B. said, there was no way, shape, or form that that could be broadcast on the radio. And L.O.B. is looking at me like I did something criminal. She's like, I want that joke. I want it back. I want it back. I was on my way to completing that joke before it got dumped. I don't think it's true. But I am being serious and telling Jay to be careful because we're not in delay anymore.
It's building back up. I don't think I'm the one that has to be told. You've gotten away with a lot more than that was. Have you seen my dividend? This is what he came up with. You know, do you get the double on time? Yeah, a wiener. Yeah, a wiener, a wiener, a dividend. A lot of people call that their dividend. Well, there's a penalty for early withdrawal. I can't do anything. I mean, it's just a bank we're talking about here. A financial institution. Put that in your vault. And that makes it... Shut up! Shut up! I just lost all power. I just powered down. You just powered down. I need, like, a power pellet. And the number one place that people hook up? Hospitality industry. Oh, yeah. Prostitutes. No. What? Hotels? Oh, hotels. Yeah.
What was the joke there? Hospitality. I thought that was the joke with prostitution. Can you explain that joke to me? Hospitality and prostitution. I thought I made the joke. I know, but I'm trying to figure. I don't understand. They're very hospitable. Yeah. That's true. Hospitality. Yeah. Five star. Five star. Excuse me. Just a moment, Jay. I'm trying to talk to my friend Woods. So you're saying. Yes. That the joke here. Yes. Was that. Prostitutes are hospitable. Correct. And so when I said the hospitality industry. Yes. Your humor and joke was, oh, you mean like prostitutes because they're hospitable. Hey, everybody, we're all going to get laid. Yes. But they're not really hospitable because you have to pay them. That's true. Which is what caused the initial confusion, Lauren. No.
No, no. If you said service industry. The service industry. That might make sense. That's what I thought. Yeah. It is what you thought. That's what I thought. It is. 47% of people that work in restaurants and hotels are hooking up with coworkers. Oh, yeah. Totally. Restaurants and hotels. Right there in the buffet. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, B was in the service industry. Oh, yeah. I was, too, for years. Yeah, yeah. Coworkers, you would. Oh, yeah. Fish in a barrel, dude. Fish in a barrel. Hey, we're closing up. You guys want to go get a couple drinks? I mean, it's a done deal. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Well, I'll be... Let's see. 5701949 is our number. We are not getting any calls from people that are giving us their Whitney Houston feedback. No one. Listen, and I was so worried about it before the show began. I said, are we going to miss something if we don't talk about...
Whitney Houston all morning, which I wasn't really looking forward to. I didn't want to have to talk about Whitney Houston all morning long. Has not one person called? Nah. Nobody's really that affected. They're over it. I think people are already over it. They probably got really upset all weekend about it, and now they're on the up and up. Yeah, I would have thought that this would have been the big thing that people would be talking about today. Because they didn't get to talk about it over the weekend. 5701949. If you do. What the heck are you doing, Lauren? I just gave Jay the sign for coffee. Did he just bring her coffee? Guy will not do anything for me. We made an agreement outside because I had to go back because it was starting, but the stupid machine was being slow. So he's like, I'll bring it in. He wouldn't do that for Woods. Sure he would. He wouldn't make it funny. Absolutely, I would bring it to you. But no, I won't top your water off for you, you super clown. But if you were out here filling something up and you had to run back in to be on the air, I'd grab it for you. Thank you, Jay. Yeah, what a deal. Plus, she's got the gift. I just had to give him the sign. Yeah, she's got a gift. She's got a gift. It's her butt. On Friday, L.O.B.'s dancing at the...
Cheetahs, is it? Yeah, cheetahs. That's every Friday. That's amateur night. LOB is going to be dancing more discreet. She's going to be dancing like a pussycat doll. I'm really nervous. Wiener time. I want to call the whole thing off, but I know I can't. Lauren, you are going to be phenomenal. You've had a lot of practice. You're practicing a lot. Yeah, it doesn't mean I got it. Here's the deal, though, and this is what I want you to understand so that you don't get... too nervous the expectation in your mind it's way bigger than what than the expectation all we want and by we i mean the audience all we want we just want to see you yeah yeah we do want you to have a good time yeah you won't want you to have a good time up there lauren is lauren is very concerned about her technical savvy up there it's a very technical dance it is uh so you know
But I think that more guys are going to be there going, wow, look at all these good-looking ladies. Bring your cameras. Yeah, they're not going to care. Well, they're going to care, but, you know, they want to see the—it's visual. They want to see those angels up there. We got into—we did, like, a dress rehearsal yesterday. So you actually got in costume? Yeah, we brought—it was, like, women. It was, like— Bras and panties everywhere. People were stripped down. Everyone was like exchanging bustiers and corsets. For real? Yeah. Man. Ridiculous. And we had men. Not you, right? Oh, yeah. Everybody. That does not sound like you. You are so. I was uncomfortable. I was doing like the shirt, like slip the shirt on quickly while the other one comes off. Girls, man. Girls don't care. I'm not a stand around in my brown panties kind of person. Girls will do that stuff. Guys would never do that. They were like, the first person did it and they were like, all right, it's on. Oh, is that how it works? I love that. Half the girls were, it's on and half the girls were like, mm-mm. No.
It's an open storefront window. The whole wall is a window. Where is this? In North Park. They were doing that? They were in their bra and panties? Yeah, but there was a little bit of a separator wall where you could sit down. They couldn't necessarily see. But the whole time we were performing, men were walking by and stopping and staring in. Where? In North Park. Probably a lot of gay guys. A lot of them probably didn't care. No, they were straight and old. Like Jay's age. So were they stopping and taking a look like it was a... Oh, yeah. They were stopping and... Fogging up the glass. Yeah. Then when we got into our costumes, it was like, forget it. And I actually said to our instructor, I'm like, is that a two-way mirror? Like, do they not know that we can see, like, up against the glass? Oh, my gosh. With their hands pressed up against. Oh, my gosh. One guy walked by and stood there for, like, three minutes. Then he came back with a friend. Yeah. Genius. And was just, like, standing there watching us perform. Brilliant. You want to open the door and go, hey, you look weird doing that. Hey, beat it, pal. Yeah. Actually, don't. Don't. Just go. Leave the room. Leave the street. The area. Yeah. Get. Thank you. Bring on the big skedaddle. M1 Joni from Claremont. Are you there? I'm here. Hi. How are you doing? Good. I just wanted to make a comment on the comment that you guys made about, you know, people passing away.
You know, right before their comeback, so to speak. And I'm, you know, curious if maybe, you know, they don't think they're going to be able to meet our expectations the second time around. You mean Whitney? Whitney, Michael, Elvis. Yeah, they all, yeah, people get the, you know, even Adele, and she's at her prime. Yeah. Adele was saying that she has that thing where she's afraid she's going to let her audience and her fans down. Yeah. And so, I mean, if Adele could be like that, then I imagine somebody like Whitney Houston. I had the same thought because it does seem like sometimes during a comeback phase is when people fall and it's like maybe they just overdo it a little bit because they're like, I got to get enough sleep or I got to get, you know. And we put so much pressure on them and their managers and the producers and, you know, because they're, Some of them are probably in it just for the buck, you know. Yeah, but that type of personality, I think a performer puts that pressure on themselves anyway. Oh, totally. Oh, I agree 100%. Woods, in your adult Little League team that you play. Yeah, the Premier Baseball League. Yeah. You put a lot of pressure on yourself. Like you wouldn't believe. You know? Like yesterday, I did. I was up at 6 o'clock. My game was at 1.30. I was there two hours early. Well, I mean, you got to think about it.
It was opening day, dude. It was opening day jitters. I'm surprised he heard you because he was practicing his autograph over there. That's right. That's a true story. I sign my name a lot. Well, here's the thing, you know. I mean, it's a true story. I looked down and Woods was practicing his autograph. Yeah, I signed my name a lot. I did this when I was a recruiter. Hollywood. I hate all of you. Listen. Damn it. Listen, Woods. He caught for everything. It's very, very easy to get out of practice. It's very easy to get out of practice. I haven't signed one in a while. I found the irony in that to be very funny. And so if you don't work on that signature. Yeah, I do. It's a habit. And that's the thing. It's a habit. Those little kids, they want to be able to, when they get that signature from you on their baseball. Are you numbering them, too, just so you can keep track of how many autographs? You put number 22? You number your autographs.
Yeah, it's good. I did not number. Well, that makes it more valuable. You know, this is what I find interesting. This Friday, you know, Lauren is going to be dancing the Pussycat Doll thing. She spent four hours yesterday practicing. Woods, how much time do you spend on your signature? How many hours a day do you spend practicing your autograph? About an hour a day. In Woods' defense, I watch him during the show. He does his name, he does a C with a bunch of things coming out of it, and then a star with a circle around it. But why does he do thanks for listening? I don't. Thank you. Number 22. Yeah, I do not do that. It's a nervous habit. One of my many nervous habits. Yeah, Gerber daisies are pretty. Oh, boy. There we go. What's on the spit today? Here we go. Let's see. You roasted me up? Yeah, man. It's hard.
Yeah, Woods is getting it today. Well, just FYI, Mike, since you brought it up, the Bangin' Burgers Bruins were victorious yesterday. I would like to try to say that. The Bangin' Burgers Bruins were fantastic yesterday. The Bangin' Burgers Bruins were victorious. 1-0. Sell out for the opening day? Dude, you guys, I almost took a picture of our crowd yesterday. There was like 15 or 20 people there watching. It was legit. That is 14 more people. They need to have security. Dude, it was legit. I looked up. I was playing first place. I go, oh, look at all these people here. It was awesome. Did the announcer make a comment about it? Yeah. No. No? There was no announcer. We don't have an announcer. What? We kind of. Come on. Come on. Is he sick? We do have. We are video. Oh, wow. Coming up to bat, number 22, Stephen Woods. Yay. That's from Woods on Sports. Come on, Woodsie. And now, batting third, Mr. Stephen Woods. This is a good crowd. Thanks for all of you guys that came out. All of you that came out. There's quite a few. We're going to do the Incorporator next. We're calling a seafood market back east. And if they are not open, I...
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I'm NACTA. On FM 94.9. I'm the Incorporator here in just a second. A little homage to Whitney. Whitney Houston passed away over the weekend. 48 years old. She's a great singer, man. Yep. And she was trying to make a comeback. She really was. X Factor, she was supposed to be on that as a judge. And it will never be realized. Pretty sad stuff. All right. What, you got to leave the room? All right. Do the Incorporator. He comes. Watch out, boys. He'll chew you up. Here he comes. Watch out, boys. He'll chew you up. He used to do this to kind of pass the time when he was working as a sales guy. They would do this to keep themselves entertained. The sales guys would be on a phone call, and they would come up to each other and whisper little words to each other.
And they would have to incorporate those words into the conversation they were having on the phone. And so we do that with Woods. Eight words. He's going to be saying eight words. He's not in the room right now. So I'm going to tell you, the listening audience, while he's in the middle of this conversation, you will get to hear him trying to incorporate these words. First one's mamacita. The next one's starfish. The next one is mammogram. The next one is donkey. Next word is chapstick. Next word is stapler. Next word is tutu. Next word is bicep. Jay, do we know that this place is going to be open? Yes. 100%. Okay. We are... I hope. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Don't say that. You're freaking me out. All right. I'm going to give Woods the first word. Have him come in. Go on in.
First word, mamacita. Now, the person will be able to hear woods, not me. We're calling a seafood market. No. Oh, gosh. Oh, I hit the wrong button. That's my fault. That was my fault. That's a technical error. I don't know what that is. That's a technical error. Here we go. We talked over it. We talked over it. We just were talking. Let me dial it from out. Let me try it out here. Oh, you try it. Oh, boy. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm ready. Oh, God. It is. It's our phone. Lines. Yeah. Weird. Now, I'm going to tell you, they were downstairs. They had this gigantic bank of phone lines that they had to open up, and the phone company was down here trying to fix the lines. So, I don't know. I don't know what to tell you. Kick ass.
I would like to be able to do it, but I don't think it's going to work because of the phone lines. Gosh, darn it. This happened to us like six Mondays ago. It works for like three weeks, and then it craps out again. That's how you win. Yeah, dude. That's how you win. I'm not doing it again. We're not doing this. I can't because I get too frustrated with it. The phone lines, when they work, they work. When they don't, they don't. What a joke. I know. I'm about to put my hand through a wall, just FYI. Me too. Me too. I can just play it with you guys and pretend. Mamacita. You can work it in. Wow, Mamacita. I love the incorporator. All right. Stupid. Let's do, instead, let's do an email. I got an email that says, Mikey, I loved last week when you asked Woods about his...
Jail experience. Now, if you weren't listening last week, somebody said they wanted to hear what Woods' experience was like when he was in jail. And there was like a moral to it. You know, Woods said, you don't want to go to jail. No. You don't want to drink and drive. You don't want to go to jail. It was a bad experience. Anyway, they said, I was wondering if you would be willing to ask LOB some stuff. I've never been to jail. Knock on wood. You're toast. Like, where was her first? Oh, yeah, we all want to know. First kiss. How many people were there? Where was your first boyfriend? My first boyfriend was high school, who was also my first bada-bing. Hey, you want to make $14 the hard way? All right. L-O-B? Yes. It was the weirdest place.
The weirdest place? Oh, gosh. The woods, maybe. The woods? Yeah. The woods, maybe a balcony. Sex perfect. L.O.B. just got a look on her face like, oh, wow. That's weird. What was that next one? The hotel balcony. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. This is very private. I don't need you to say. I'm just backing her up. I'm not for her backup. I know, but L.O.B. can answer the questions. And I don't need your... I can't high-five her or anything? Hey, woo, nice work. By the way, this is M1. Who's your daddy? Oh, boy. Who's your daddy? Creep. Oh. Indiana? Yeah. I want to know all about our sex life. Gosh. This is Jay disguised in an email. This is Jay as who's your daddy. Yeah. Who doesn't want to know? Let's see. That's it, huh? Yeah. That's all you got? Oh, man. That was... Mikey, where was your weirdest?
Where was your first? Just still waiting? It's like that episode of the newlywed show. Where's the strangest place you ever made whoopies? I know. Do you? Got dumped for saying something that was completely normal. It was not normal. If you would have let me finish. Oh, boy. This is the easiest ways to get a woman to dump you. Being too needy. Number one. Yeah. Sure. GQ Magazine. They hate needy. Women hate needy. Be aloof. I've been telling you guys that for two years. Be aloof. Be aloof. Not too aloof. Number two, constantly checking your phone. Now, this is in the, you guys are dating stage, okay? This isn't, you're married. Oh, it drives people nuts, even if you've been in a relationship for four years. Yeah.
But what we're talking about is, you know, you're dating somebody. How is this woman going to dump you? I thought about dumping someone over that. Checking their phone too much? Having too many Facebook photos with an ex-girlfriend. Oh, yeah. How about if you have photos with your ex-girlfriend? Get rid of them. Yeah. If you've got a girlfriend, that's weird. I see a lot of times people, they have like old albums that they don't delete of like them and their ex and then they've got a new one. Yeah, they may even have a new fiance or a new wife and they've got these old albums. They still have the old ones up. I'm like, man, that's not me. Using bad grammar. Jay's probably been dumped 50,000 times for that. Never happened. Woods has broken up with people over that. That's a true story. You're a clown. You are a loser. You are a wolf. I'll never forget you are a looser. I see it three times a day. I can't believe he is such a looser. Being married to your work is a way to get yourself dumped by a chick. Tell those chicks to get. Just driven. Hey, just trying to be successful. Sorry. It's being ambitious. It's being ambitious. I am surprised at that. For what, though? What do you mean? If all you care about is work, what do you live in the rest of your life for?
Money and work and success. To do what with, though? To take care of you. Take care of you. To provide for you. But if you're not hanging out with the person, what's it all for? Yeah. Provide. Provide. Provide for what? For your death? You're going to be all alone. What are we missing, by the way? 5701949. What are we missing? Bad in the sack? Yeah. Yes. Overweight. Lazy. Why is that unhealthy? Why does it feel... It does. It feels so... It feels very pointed. So pointed. It's very pointed. I'm just throwing it out there, random. I don't know. Hey, Mike, you're going to bring up grammar. I'm going to bring up Wade. Two can play at that game. All right? Yeah, are we forgetting any? Bat in the sack is a big one, and I think, you know, if you've been down that road, but I do think a physical appearance, if you're dating somebody and they let themselves go, it's tough to keep dating them. Not if you're in love.
Yeah, it is. What about too much time with your friends? Yeah. Yeah, that's a big player for women. I don't see a lot of guys saying that about a chick, but that's what we're talking about. So you're right. A guy that hangs out with his friends too much is definitely going to get criticized. Yes. Let's see. This is one. Mikey Show, who's this? This is Kaya. Hi, Kaya. How's it going? Just listening to Mikey and you guys talking about other things that women might dump you for. Yeah. Having wandering eyes. Yeah. If you're at a restaurant, Woods just gave a shrug like, sorry. We're all human. You don't have to look, though. Oh, you have to look. I wouldn't be with that guy. You wouldn't be with the guy who looks? No. I mean, I know there's a certain amount of looking that everybody does. I look. But like the all the time guy, that wouldn't be my guy. If you're obvious about it. Yeah. And can't you like figure it out while you're with your lady? You shouldn't. Yeah. You know, just be smart about it. Yeah. Be subtle. You can say stuff like, I can't believe what she's wearing. Yes. The whole time you're going, look what she's wearing. Yeah. What a slut. There's a lot of girls right now that are going. So that's what he's doing. We've been on to it. You guys aren't as tricky as you think you are.
Aren't we? They get it. We get it. They know what you're doing. Spending too much time on Facebook. Yep. Right? Yep. For sure. The guy that I would be dumped, you would be dumped. Yeah. Toast, yep. Let's see. This is M1 Mike from La Jolla. Go ahead. Yeah, regularly because I'm Irish. You've been broken up with because you're Irish? I think so. I can't figure out anything else. Yeah. You're perfect in every other way. I'm Irish. I'm funny. I'm smart. So why would they ever have dumped you? Because I'm Irish. You drink too much? You drink too much. I think they're racist. There you go. Yeah, for sure. Well, they wouldn't be dating you in the first place. Let's see. Go ahead. You can put them on hold. Emily, you can put them on hold. Mikey Show, who's this? Emma and Darling. Go ahead.
Girls may break up with guys because they're friends with their ex-girlfriends. Oh, that's a huge player. Yeah. Huge player. Yeah, you gotta end and sever those. It'll never, ever, ever work in your favor. It'll never work in your favor. Are you currently in a relationship right now? Yes. And the guy that you broke up with the last time, what did you break up over? Pretty much his ex-girlfriend. Yeah? Wow. Yeah. Yeah, it's a big player. Thanks for the call. M1 Pravissimo, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Why do girls break up with dudes? I have no idea. But let me tell you why guys break up with girls. You have girls in their 20s and 30s that still think it's cute to wear stupid Winnie the Pooh varsity jackets. Yes, it's been a big problem for me. I can't tell you how many women I've dated that wear.
Winnie the Pooh varsity jackets. The worst. So thanks, man. Thank you. It's insightful. I've been broken up with for wearing an Eeyore varsity jacket. A letterman jacket. Well, I mean, who hasn't? Disneyland. You went to Disneyland, you're like, I gotta have this leather. It's like denim with leather sleeves. Yeah, it's awesome. When we come back, maybe we'll have the person that runs the phone company on the line. Shelf dialed in with that. Mikey Show coming up. I always have to look my sexy. That's why I'm wearing these tight size 42 pants. Be a part of the show. 570-1949. Or shoot him a text at 949mikey at gmail.com. I'm sorry, our time is up. This Valentine's Day, turn a special moment into a forever moment with a diamond heart pendant necklace from Ben Bridge Jeweler. An affordable extravagance from your personal jeweler, Ben Bridge.
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This report brought to you by CBS 8. The young mothers from the reality show Teen Mom on Anderson. Today at 4 on CBS 8, followed by News 8 at 5. Lots of slowing here as you come through the 5 northbound. You've got delays, 24th Street all the way down. Looks like to about E Street, about 19 miles an hour. There was an accident here on the 5 northbound before the 54. Also a problem on the 15 north at the 805 north. You've got an accident there and a backup behind it on the 805 northbound from University Avenue to the 15 north. It's about 27 miles an hour. Some delay off the 52 westbound. That ramp from the 125, 16 miles an hour. This report brought to you by Subway February. It's back at Subway restaurants. Any regular footlong, it's a $5 footlong starting at 7 a.m. Come in, get any regular footlong, only five bucks. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. TVZT San Diego, Lincoln Financial Media Station. And now back to The Mikey Show with Mikey. Uh, I can't do anything. I can't do anything handy at all. Lauren. I wash my hands like a thousand times when I cook. Woods. I don't like to be tickled because I squeal like a little girl. And Jay. Hey, I like to skateboard. On FM 94.9. I love Danzig's poetry. It's just gorgeous. When he, he's such a creep.
Yeah, he's like a 5'3 creep, too, which is even weirder. The video of him getting punched out. It's the greatest. Please post it on, or I'll post it on Facebook later. It's the best. He's got a glass Joe. Yeah, he does. House of Blues on Friday, L.O.B. will be dancing. And you will be seeing her in all her glory. With the 10 other girls up on stage with you, M1 girls, choreographed dance, doing the... They're going to be doing the Pussycat Dolls. Yes. It's very saucy. Very saucy. There you go. Why did our promotion director feel like a creep? Oh, my gosh. Because we're all trying to get the same pair of fishnets. And so we sent Adam out to get them. He's gone to three different stores to try to find this certain brand. And he says every time he goes in there, he has to say, excuse me, where are the pantyhose? Oh, yeah. Like a creep. Yeah, like a bank robber. Yeah, he was waiting for our choreographer to meet him. And he was like, can you find out if she's close? Oh, my God. Standing there. On a Sunday, just out looking for pantyhose. Dr. Love. He's like, well, there's a fine life I've made for myself. Finally, I've made it. I've made it. I've made it. Here I am buying pantyhose. Sniffing. In bulk. Oh, my God. Eleven pairs, please.
Oh, my gosh. That is the worst. M1, Lisa from Lakeside. What was the word of the day? Poetry. You are correct. Okay. You won yourself a DeWalt small angle grinder. My husband's going to love it. There you go. Yeah, he is. Hang on a line. Whitney Houston's the big news of the day. Still deceased. Yep. Dead at the age of 40. Oh. She could be. No, it's actually she is. Was. Oh, boy. Let's see. Today's been a rough day for me. I know. Today's been a rough day. You look good. Shut your mouse. Jerk.
Tell you what was even more mortifying over the weekend is that my order was wrong at McDonald's and I thought about Jay. I thought, what would Jay say knowing that my order at McDonald's was wrong? Wow. Explain. The whole thing. I got a burrito. At McDonald's? McDonald's makes a burrito. For breakfast? Yes. Yeah? And they screwed it up? Yeah. Did you go back? Yeah. Oh my... All the options that are out there. I really wanted the burrito. Isolate that. Save that clip and just put it in the vault. Fat boy. Oh, wow. Wow is right. You wanted it bad. Yeah. So bad, in fact. That I went back. Now, you should probably stick to the staples of what they're known for. Yes. Egg McMuffin. Egg McMuffin. Well, I saw at the last moment that they offered said burrito.
And I said, well, I've got to have it. It was like in your DNA. You couldn't deny it. Right. Once you saw it, you're like, well. It's got to be done. There you go. Was this breakfast number two? You'd eaten at home and then had to get a snack. Really? I'm just trying to figure out this whole. He's really on a producer role today, isn't he? Eject. Yay. Uh-oh. Poking the tiger. Maybe call the seafood place back. Hey, it worked for me. Really? Did it? It worked for me on my phone. 100%. Just did a British survey. This is so weird. They just did a British survey that says that women will carry sexy underwear in their purse and they do this in case a date goes well and they want to look better later. Yeah. How crazy is that? I would have never thought that women, and by the way, it says that they would not tell the truth about it to the men.
They would never tell the guys that this is what they were doing. Is that true, L.O.B.? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is. Because the sexy underwear is not necessarily the most comfortable of underwear, if you catch my drift. I do. Yeah. I do. So you don't want to be wearing that all night because it's uncomfortable. So you go on a date. Plus you want to be, you know. You go on a date and you think, hey, this is going well. I think he might see me with my clothes off. I'm going to go in the bathroom and put on this pair of underwear that I put in my purse. Yeah, we do a lot of smoke and mirrors in the courting process. Really? Wow. I'm blown away. Legs always shaved. Everything always perfectly groomed. Then once we reel you in, it's like, no, we're not going to do that anymore. Wow. Granny panties real good. Yeah. Great. No, you actually go to your grandmother's house to get your grandmother's panties. You wear granny panties. Four months after a woman accidentally flushed her gold necklace down the toilet, the sanitation department returned it to her. How did it happen? First of all, this was in San Rafael, up in Northern California. The neighbor was an elementary school teacher and was taking...
her students on a field trip to the waste treatment plant. And she knew that the sanitation department might find it because she had obviously communicated with her neighbor that her neighbor was upset about losing said necklace. And so they found it and gave it back to her, which I think is the filthiest thing. And they cleaned it, by the way. They clean the quote, and I use finger quotes, cleaned the necklace. You can't clean it, in my opinion. No. Never be clean enough. It will never be clean enough. Boil it? Yeah. Gasoline? Doesn't matter. Gasoline. Yeah, you could light it on fire. It wouldn't be clean enough. Yeah. I guess it depends on how small the little crevices are. Yeah. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if there's nothing visible. It doesn't matter. Disgusting. Knowing where that thing was, there is no way in the world. You could get me anywhere near wanting that. You wouldn't want it all over your neck? Oh, yeah. Resting close to your heart? Your necklace. Yeah. It goes under your neck. Pooness. Pooness. It's disgusting. So this is from the Washington Post, and it's actually a San Diego story. Did you guys hear about the cop that was having sex with the girls here in San Diego? Yes. He got busted because he was...
Having them get off of traffic violations and stuff like that in return for sex. Primarily DUIs. Was it really? Yeah, DUIs downtown. He said, what services can you trade to get out for this deal? Willing participants. Oh, my God. Are they, though? I guess if you're drunk. Wait a minute. Even if they did agree. It still makes him wrong, no? I scratch your back, you scratch mine. It's a barter system. We should go back to the barter system. There's a couple of cops' backs I would have scratched to get out of a couple of my DUIs. Me too. Male, female, doesn't matter. Oh my gosh. Just stay out of jail. You wouldn't have had an itchy cop in this city. You know what I mean? No. Because I'd be scratching all the backs. Yeah. Got it. L.O.B., you would have stooped? I would think about it, absolutely. For a DUI, that's a big charge. A speeding ticket? No. A DUI charge? I think that's what the guy kind of banked on. And probably got away with it a bunch. Well, it was a bad year for the department. Two dozen officers busted on allegations ranging from rape to drunk driving.
To domestic violence, bad year for the department. Yep. It's wrong. Don't get me wrong. It's definitely using your power to get something. Do something bad. But he wasn't forcing them is all I'm saying. I guess he full on cried in court. Oh, yeah. He was sentencing him. Falling. He wanted probation. Yeah, probation. Because he knows what's going to happen to him. Yeah. And the judge said. Oh, police. That's right, a police officer in jail. And the judge said, you were the person that was supposed to be protecting these people, and you were abusing them. They wanted 10, but they got, what, 8? It gives everyone in that profession, you know, it tarnishes what they're doing. Don't bend over for the soap, pal. They'll get you. Oh, man. They will get you. They're going to say, what kind of services can you provide me? Yeah, exactly. For protection. Wiener time. I like Jay. He'll probably be like a cook and he'll make burgers and hot dogs and stuff. I think that's what Jay meant. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Plump when they cook them. It's a ballpark. We are officially off the rails, by the way. Anything else you want to talk about? The last...
The bad one was a Monday, too. Yeah. Maybe we just start coming in on Tuesday. Last time the Incorporator went bad was the last time I was that spun out. People like it. They like it when it doesn't work sometimes, but we don't. We want to do it. We want to do it. It takes us out of our game. This was LL Cool J on Whitney Houston last night at the Grammys. Thank you, Bruce. As always, Bruce Springsteen is speaking to our times. And tonight, we ask ourselves, how do we speak to this time, to this day? There is no way around this. We've had a death in our family. And so at least for me, for me, the only thing that feels right is to begin with a prayer for a woman who we loved, for our fallen sister, Whitney Houston. Heavenly Father, We thank you for sharing our sister Whitney with us. Today our thoughts are with her mother, her daughter, and all of her loved ones. And although she has gone too soon, we remain truly blessed to have been touched by her beautiful spirit and to have her lasting legacy of music to cherish and share forever. Amen. That said, welcome to the 54th Grammy Awards. He looks sharp, man.
He walked out and I was like, oh, look at that guy. Yeah? So young. I like LL Cool J. I don't know what he does. I don't know if he still does music. I think he does acting. I was like, I'm in on you. Springsteen performed. Bruno Mars performed. Foo Fighters. Adele. How did Adele sound? Do you have any of that? Yep. Because I know she just had throat surgery. Here we go. Sounds good. Sounds incredible. Nope. And the surgery was on her throat? Yeah, it was on her vocal cords. She had polyps, I believe. Oh, my God. Laser surgery. Was it really? Yep. This was her on 60 Minutes. If you missed 60 Minutes this weekend, she was on there talking about stories in her and the tabloids. She's learned about fame the hard way.
In the past, too many personal details of her life ended up in the tabloid press. So she set traps to catch the sources. I plant stories and see who leaks them and then I get rid of them, yeah. So you would tell them something? I tell like a group of people who I was suspicious of. I tell them all a different story of different details in it, but all roughly the same story so I could keep my eye on it. And then when I knew it would come out, yeah, I knew it was. Wow, it's kind of depressing. Yeah, still, it's quite fun as well. Not firing people that you love, but yeah. This is heavy. Wow. That's crazy. Smart. Yeah. Savvy. Yeah, it's an interesting way to find out who's doing it. Earlier, I was telling you who won what, but I'll run through it again. She was the big winner. Adele was the big winner. Six Grammys for Adele. Record of the year, album of the year, song of the year, best pop solo performance. Bon Iver was the best new artist. Oui, oui. Best pop vocal, Adele. Best rock performance, Foo Fighters and Walk. Best hard rock performance, Foo Fighters for White Limo. Best rock song, Walk, Foo Fighters. And best rock album, Foo Fighters. Man, they cleaned up. Cleaned up.
After Adele, it was the Foo Fighters. Best rap performance was Jay-Z and Kanye for Otis. Best rap album, my beautiful dark twisted fantasy, Kanye West. Best country solo performance, Taylor Swift, Mean. That was also the best country song, best country album, Lady Antebellum. You just got Acered. You just got Acered. And the best comedy album was Louis C.K. Was that Jay? Yeah. Yes, clearly. Mike, I'm on driving nuts. Apparently I am. I'm trying to kill you. Mike, before the show's over tonight, I will drive you mad. Out of your mind. Like a raven lunatic. That's right. You will go running out of the radio station like a chicken with its head cut off.
You know, they're rioting in Greece because of the financial situation. Apparently, one fifth of they cut the minimum wage in Greece by one fifth. That's a lot. Twenty percent of civil service jobs are going to be cut. And that the reason that that's so bad, too, is because of how it affects us. It affects our economy. Everything that happens in Greece somehow affects our economy. Let's see. 570-1949 is our number if you want to give us a call. You know that big statue down by Seaport Village of the soldier kissing the girl? Oh, yeah. It's called Unconditional Surrender because it was taken from a photograph that happened after World War II.
I didn't know this. That thing's on loan. Oh. It's not ours. And so they're talking about taking it down. Well, there's an architect here in town that says, why don't we pull together $990,000? Sure. So that it can stay. We'll cast it in bronze. $990,000 is what it would cost. So they fixed Jay's pothole. That's right. Yes. As soon as they do that. Give me a break. But yeah, that thing is going to be going bye-bye. Apparently, it's 25 feet tall. A lot of people take pictures of it. I've never seen it, but I want to. It's that, you know, the deal where the guy's got the girl leaning over and he's giving her the kiss. At least they wanted to keep the bid under a million dollars. Yeah. 990. Exactly. It's been there for five years. A lot of people want to keep it permanent, but by the way, what happens after five years? It moves. I know, but what do they do? They send some truck. They send it to Baltimore. Yeah. They FedEx it. They FedEx it. How do they get rid of it? I don't know. I don't know, but I have to say that my life won't change a bit if it's gone. That's a true statement. Yeah, get something new. Or if it stays, but I don't want to pay for it staying. The number five movie over the weekend, Chronicle.
Number four, Star Wars Episode I in 3D. I mentioned it earlier, but you probably didn't hear it. Journey to the Mysterious Island came in third. Safe House was number two. Yeah. And The Vow, which Wood says he'll see. Oh, definitely. Came in first place, made $41 million. Wow. It won't stay there. It was a Valentine's movie. That's my theory. It's all right. Yeah, I like True Love. I'm in on it. I didn't think about that. That's why people went to see it. Valentine's Day. Yeah, I think it won't stay. Hey, $41 million? They did. Mine made their money back already. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Did you hear what Tony Bennett had to say about Whitney Houston? Now, the audio's not that great, but after the news came out that Whitney Houston had died, Tony Bennett, who should probably just keep his mouth shut, said this. First it was Michael Jackson, Davey Winehouse, and now the magnificent Whitney Houston. I'd like to have every gentleman and lady in this room commit themselves to get our government to legalize drugs. So I'd like to get it to a doctor, not to some gangsters that just sell it under the table. Listen.
They think that the way that Whitney died was by prescription drugs. She wasn't getting those prescription drugs from some... Gangsters. From gangsters. Quote, unquote, gangster. Yeah. Drugs from gangsters anymore. What? Who gets drugs from gangsters? Well, a lot of people do. Nobody does. No, not prescription. Not prescription drugs. You don't get any drugs from gangsters. I don't know any gangsters. Well, I think that... Huh? What are you talking about? Yeah, gangs sell drugs. Gangsters? Yeah, gangs. Gangs. Really? That's where you get your drugs from? From gangsters? Well, gangs, you know, gangs. People do, but hers, they found prescription bottles in her hotel room prescribed by a doctor. I may have at one point in my life, but...
marijuana from someone and it never was a gang. Were you smoking some of that today? No, I was not. Is it available? I just got the uncomfortable chills. The shivers. It must be going through the room because I got it too. I got the deuce chills. Mikey Show now. Text them at 949mikey at gmail.com or call Mikey now. 570-1949. More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. Look up there, hot stuff. It's Hillary with some shows for you to go check out. The Freya at House of Blues Thursday night at the 16th. You can see Jesse LaMonica and the Dime Novels with Blackout Party at the Caspaw on the 18th. Craig Finn of The Hold Steady is there on the 19th. On the 20th, celebrate Roger and Sarah's fifth anniversary with Get Back Loretta at the Caspaw. Gomez at the belly up on the 21st. Anya Marina at the Caspaw on the 22nd. Robert Riot at the belly up on the 23rd and on the 25th. Nervous Records with Midnight Rivals and...
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Okay, let's see what we got going on. We got a lot of accidents. One on the 8 westbound before Waring Road. Another one over here on the 805 northbound to the 15 north connector. Big delay on the 5. The 5 northbound, pretty slow right now. It's going to take you from, we'll start off at 7th Street all the way down to about E Street between 13 and 25 miles an hour. This report also brought to you by Wawonese Insurance with roadside assistance. They're one call away. Always 1-800-640-2920. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. Grown-up stuff scares me. I hear words that really freak me out because I'm like... Gosh, that sounds like a word my dad would use. Woods. I like to collect stuff. I collect sports stuff and all that, like memorabilia. Lauren. No way I'd rather freeze to death than be stuck on an elevator. You would? Yes. And Jay. I did have a big giant pickle barrel that I loved. On FM 94.9. That Whitney Houston was only 48 years old. I thought she was a lot older than that.
But Whitney Houston passed away over the weekend. We actually have somebody on the line that has a Whitney Houston story that they wanted to tell us. It's M1 Amanda from Oceanside. Good morning, guys. Good morning. How are you? Good. Well, first, I would like to say I'm a baker up here in Vista, and you guys make my work mornings so fun. Aw, thank you. It's rad. Thank you. Not today, of course, but every other day. Well, I was watching the Grammy red carpet, and before the award show, they were talking about this video that they took. They were saying, I think it was two days before her death. They were doing an interview with Brandy and Monica at the hotel. I think they were doing the interview with Clive Davis, who was friends with Whitney. He signed her, yeah. Yeah, they were in the middle of... The interview and all of a sudden Whitney pops up right on the set, right in front of the cameras to go give hugs and kisses to everyone. And she jumps in, kisses Clive and then passes a little note to Brandy. Brandy opens it and reads it for probably half a second and then just shuts it really fast and passes it to an assistant or something. And she had this look on her face like, oh my goodness, I don't even know what was going through her brain, but she looked shocked.
I wonder who it was. I don't know. I think they were trying to figure out if they could find some news from someone about what the note said. Wow. She was going to perform. I think she was going to mentor or perform with those two artists. And so it's kind of sad. Gosh, it's sad. Yeah, it was really interesting. And it was just like. You guys were saying earlier in the video, her hair was all wet and she was wearing sunglasses and she was kind of just walking a mile a minute. Yeah, they said that she was sweating profusely. Yeah. And so, yeah, there were obviously a lot of issues. Yeah. So, thank you for the call. You're welcome, guys. Have a good day. Thank you. Yeah, Woods was saying before we started that, you know, when he was growing up, there was two. that his parents played all the time, the Beach Boys and Whitney Houston. That's it. Road trips, man. That's it. The only two tapes. That's what you were listening to. The whole time. Seven, eight-hour drives. Whitney Houston. Yeah, here, here, here. He really loves me. How will I know when you say a prayer? Woods told the greatest story when we were off the air about him playing baseball this weekend. Yeah.
For Mikey Thun, we did a bit where a girl's pitcher that pitched in high school came in. And you guys all remember, she struck me out. She was phenomenal. Right. And I still get grief for that, by the way, from the guys on my team. And I go, look, she was great. Grab a bat, dude. She threw hard. She was really good. But anyway, her dad is really cool. His name's Scott. Scott brought me a helmet. And on it, he had put some stickers on it. It said Hollywood's on the front. And then on the back, it said OPW, my old pal Woodsy. So I had it. It's been laying around for a while. New season started yesterday. I go, you know, that helmet actually fits me pretty good. I'm going to grab it. So I grab it. My wife, sweet as she is, takes a razor blade, cuts all the stickers off because I don't want to look like, you know, I don't want to have Hollywoods in my helmet. I'll get killed. Right. I'll get drilled with a ball. So I get out to the field and I go, hey, guys, I got a new batting helmet. Little did I know there was a there's an extra little part on the back of this helmet. Didn't know what it was. All I know is the helmet fit me and it looked okay. It was for a ponytail. It was a softball helmet. It was a girls. Girls, fast pitch, softball helmet. Or maybe it was Steven Seagal's. Or, yeah, if Steven Seagal was a baseball player. Oh, my. I was mortified. One of the guys said, hey. Yeah, you know what? One of the guys on my team, Anthony, goes, yeah, it's for a ponytail. I was like, oh.
No, I didn't know that. Hey guys, check out my flair. Dude, I wanted to dig a hole and jump into it and cover myself with dirt. That is fantastic. I left it at the field. I just left it. I'm sorry, Scott. I left it there. I left it. I'm sorry. I should have donated it, Jay. Yes, I should have donated it. You're such an awful guy. I'll give a 20 to somebody. I mean, dude, Beyonce and Jay-Z are trademarking Blue Ivy. Yeah. Come on. Woods is completely out on Jay-Z now. Yeah. Almost. Both of them. I've always been out on her. What are you profiting off your kid's name for? Well, they don't want other people to exploit it. Oh, my gosh. So they want to brand it. Blue Ivy. Blue Ivy. Self-important. Yeah, they also rented out an entire floor of a hospital for a million dollars. A million seven, I think it was. Well, what they want to do is, and this is true, they want to use Blue Ivy, their daughter's name, and they want to start a line of baby products like strollers, diaper bags, and clothes. Oh, gosh. All called Blue Ivy. Way to profit. I saw the pictures. Baby is beautiful. Yeah, of course.
So they have apparently put in for the trademark. No word yet on whether or not they've got it. But that's a deal. Last night was the Grammys, and the big winners were Adele and the Foo Fighters. So, feast. Democratic National Convention wrapped up in San Diego. I didn't know that they did one when you had an incumbent, but apparently they did. What were they talking about? Prop 29, which is apparently going to increase tax on cigarettes by a dollar a pack, Woods. Whoa. Hey, I don't care less. I barely smoke anymore. Really? Yeah, I enjoy a few here and there, but I haven't bought a pack since the beginning of the year. Really? Yeah. Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. So you will have one every once in a while? The way I look at cigarettes now is like some people look at cigars. Really? Yeah.
Like, so if somebody has a baby, you'll have a cigarette. Yeah, sure. Around that baby. Around said baby. So on a special occasion, you might light up a cigarette. Yeah. I mean, in all honesty, I maybe, since the beginning of the year, maybe have had 30 cigarettes. Maybe. Really? Yeah, I don't smoke on the way to work. Don't smoke on the way home from work. Maybe we'll have one at night sometimes. And then on the weekends, I'll have a couple. But during the week, I'm very diligent during the week. Fridays are big days, right? Fridays are big player for me. Yeah. Fridays is, hey, I'm going to feast on some junk food, maybe have a couple cigarettes. Now, you know yourself. How will you eventually just stop? Yeah, I think I'll just taper off. Really? Yeah, or I might just say, hey, if I want one, I'll have one. Wow. But I've cut out the, like, on the way to work and the way home was a big player for me. And then really no more. There you go, Woodsy. Yeah. I am nothing slave, pal. Come on. All growns up. This is the Mikey Show. FM 94.9. GEICO talks about family. At GEICO, we've been serving the military for 75 years. So we know that military families, just like other families, need to save money. That's why GEICO offers special military discounts just for you. There's even an emergency deployment discount. Because families come first. See how much GEICO's military discounts on car insurance could save you. Go to GEICO.com.
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Well, we've got some delays. You travel on the 805 northbound, the 52 east to Balboa Avenue, about 21 miles an hour in that area. An accident on the 805 northbound to the 15 north connector and another one up here in La Mesa, the 8 westbound before Waring Road has things tied up in that. Towards El Cajon, you've got a backup on the 54 northbound to the 8 connector there. That's 17 miles an hour. This report brought to you by CBS 8. The young mothers from the reality show Teen Mom on Anderson. Today at 4 on CBS 8, followed by News 8 at 5. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. Nuclear science is not my passion. Woods. You can take a turd and rub it in wasabi and soy sauce. Tastes like sushi. Lauren. It's not called lovemaking playlist, but it is my lovemaking playlist. And Jay. Yesterday we were out skateboarding on the ramp. And I'm thinking, I'm almost 50 and I'm skateboarding. That's great. I'm going to break a hip. on FM 94.9. Aside from Adele, the biggest winner of last night, the Foo Fighters. Don't forget, Friday we're going to be broadcasting live from the House of Blues. Lauren is going to be dancing like a pussycat doll. Yesterday she rehearsed for four hours. Four hours. Four hours of dancing. Wow. That's pretty intense.
Plus about a half an hour of costuming. My goodness. How are your feet? Yeah, seriously. They were hurting yesterday, but they feel okay now. My back is sore. A lot of bending and squatting and stuff like that. There you go. You guys should all kiss. Oh, wow. We did. Please. Yeah, they were standing around their panties and bras. Where do you guys do this at a... A studio, a dance studio. Like a dance studio. My goodness. It's legit. Maybe I'll come by and bring some coffee for everybody next time. Oh, we're okay. Are you sure? Yeah. All right. Just trying to be nice. Yeah. No drinks allowed in the studio. 10 M1 girls up there with L.O.B. On Friday, we're going to be broadcasting live from the House of Blues. You can come down there. It's free for everyone to get in. They're going to charge you for food and drink, but it's free for everybody to get in. Wait till you see the costumes. We're all wearing something a little different. It's not the same thing on everyone. So it's just going to be a feast, a constant feast for your eyes the whole time we're up there. Well, what about the drag race? It's going to be a feast. The drag race will be Woods and Jay. We should wear lingerie. Yeah, why not? Woods and Jay are going to be in drag doing a drag race. We should wear nighties. Again. Why so quickly like that? You didn't even have to think about it. Got no beef with that. He's all worried about being the hottest.
Oh, there's no question I'll be a much prettier girl than Jay. I wonder who will be. There's no question it'll be. You're the plush version. You're the younger. You're the younger. Yeah, young. Plush. I have longer eyelashes than Jay. No, you don't. Yes, I do. No, I'll go head to head. Mine are real. You have a more feminine face. I do have a more feminine face. Thank you. I'm more chiseled. No. More hideous, I think is a better word. You're right, though. Woods, you're. Your eyelashes are real. Yeah, mine are real. Mine are real. Unlike Jay. With your false teeth. With his false eyelashes. He's not fooling anyone. We can tell that those are pressing. You're going to have to shave that disgusting goatee. I may be just a hairy woman. Then I win. Walking down the street. I'm shaving. I'm doing the whole bit. How was FanFest? It was good, man. We went on Saturday, Padres FanFest. Just walking, getting a walk on that field is pretty cool. It was a little chilly, you know, a little chillier than I would have liked. And my wife was. I'm sure they were wanting for some beautiful sunshine. Yeah, Jamie was like the whole time. Saturday was cold. Yeah, it was chilly. Look at that today, too. I know. It was good, man. It's always fun being down there. And I was doing bits, of course, with my wife. And I made her.
I made her jump into the fence like she just caught a ball against the wall. I go, babe, pretend like you're running back and jump and run into that wall. She did. It was hysterical. Did you get a picture? No, I didn't get any pictures. You just wanted to see her do it. Yeah, I just wanted to see her do it. Yeah, I wanted to watch her run into the wall. It's a weird fetish. It's not a fetish. It's a little fetish. And she did it for you. She did. You make her like wind up and slide into first. Also, she got a picture of me sitting in the Padres dugout, and it looks like I'm sitting on the toilet. My shorts are all high, and I'm like squatting like I sit on the toilet. Oh, my gosh. Can't wait to see that. Keep that in your phone. Spring training. We should go. Oh, God, in a heartbeat. Stay with your brother. Yeah. I'm all the way in. I've never been. I've always wanted to go. Yeah. I think it would be fun. I'm all the way in. Yeah. Broadcast from spring training. There you go. How about that? We should get that pushed through by this afternoon. That's right. They work quickly. Let's see. Jay got up early yesterday. Went on a little bike ride and got home five and a half hours later. Yeah. You went on a five and a half hour bike ride. Almost killed me. Oh, wow. Well, you're going.
To be in a race. Yeah, I'm doing the Whiskey 50 in Arizona. Is it an actual race or is it a... Well, people are racing. I won't be racing. I'll be just riding trying to finish. But yesterday was a good preliminary event for me because we got lost. You are going to be biking 50 miles on your own. 50 miles. And you got lost yesterday? Yeah, we started off and there's all these... You know, trails that go different directions. And we went down this one that must have gone for a couple miles, but it was straight downhill. And I was just like, by the bottom, I was just like, we have to go. It just ended into a mud swamp. And we thought, we have to go back up that. What goes down must go back up. So we climb and climb and climb and climb and climb. And then when we finally get out and figure out where we are, we're still 15 miles away from where we wanted to be. Oh, dude. How many miles do you think you rode? It was 30. I know exactly how many it was. I had my GPS thing. Yeah. 30 miles. I started counting the miles, the climbs that I had back, because when I knew where we were, I knew how many climbs I had to do, and I was like, no. I almost called Kim to come get me. I was like, Kim, I thought I had my phone, and I was like. If Jay has to call to have somebody come get him, it's a rough, rough time. I'd still be there. That's like riding from here, Mission Valley to Oceanside. Yeah. It was miserable, and it was all off-road. It was all in the dirt. Dude. Now.
He said that he's starting to notice a new trend of people picking up the dog poop in the plastic bag, right? Right. But then they're leaving it. Yeah, once they're not seen anywhere, they just throw it back down. It's worse, actually. Yeah. If you're not going to throw it away, okay, now you've sealed it in a plastic bag and left it there. Right. So now it's just going to stay trash and poop. What is the... Now it's poo and plastic. It's people like while someone's looking. They're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm picking this up. Don't worry about it. And then they don't want to carry it. Monsters. Throw it away. Yeah. For gosh sakes. Or you could throw it on my empty trash can on trash day. That would be a good thing. I do that. Yeah, that's rude. It is not rude. It's your trash can. We'll save that for tomorrow. Now I got to have your poop all week. Thanks. 570-1949 is our phone number. What did I miss today? Oh. Big sewage spill here in San Diego County, just north of Oceanside. Apparently, car crash busted a sewer pipe, and it was in Camp Pendleton on Sunday, yesterday, and caused an estimated 18,000-gallon spill. Wow. Gosh. Near the Santa Margarita River.
And so they had to close the beaches. They've actually changed that to the Santa Dudurita. Yeah. That's not a margarita I want to try. Yeah, that's not a margarita I want either. It's filthy. Hey, guess who's back today? Hill. The lovely and talented Hill is going to be back today. Very lovely and very talented. That's right. And so, yeah, Hanson filled in for her last week. But she's going to be back today. And, yeah, she's coming up next. We will come back tomorrow morning at 5.30 and do it all over again. The Mikey shows up.