The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 02/14/12
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Valentine's Daylighting prankiPhone mirror trickgroundhog/snuff jokeClive Davis partyWhitney Houston deathAlzheimer's drug mouse studySudoku explanationcelebrity casting gameJeremy Lin/Linsanityphone screener ChrisLASIK eye surgery
The show celebrated Valentine's Day with a mix of holiday trivia, a returning phone screener Chris, and a lighting‑prank bit. It featured a heated debate about the Clive Davis party proceeding after Whitney Houston’s death, shared an Alzheimer’s drug breakthrough in mice, and attempted to explain Sudoku in rapid‑fire explanations. The crew also played a celebrity‑casting game, discussed Jeremy Lin’s meteoric rise, and wrapped up with listener calls and various promotional spots.
What happened, in order
Chris returns in the dark
Mikey explains why phone screener Chris is sitting in the dark after Jay installed a dimming lamp as a lighting prank.
iPhone mirror makeup tip
Lauren shows how to use the iPhone camera as a mirror for makeup, then the crew jokes about eating a groundhog they mistook for snuff.
Clive Davis party controversy
The crew debates whether the Grammy‑party should have continued after Whitney Houston’s body was still in the hotel, with Shaka Khan expressing outrage.
Alzheimer's drug reverses mouse symptoms
Mikey shares news that a cancer drug cleared brain plaque in mice with Alzheimer’s, restoring nest‑building behavior within 72 hours.
Sudoku elevator pitch
Listeners attempt to explain Sudoku in 30 seconds or less, leading to confused descriptions and humorous misunderstandings.
Celebrity casting game
Jay and Lauren play a game where they assign real‑life celebrities to movie roles based solely on their current appearance.
Chris returns as phone screener
The crew welcomes back Chris, joking that his hollow office sounds like a hamster wheel and noting his return after a break.
Jeremy Lin's Linsanity
Mikey discusses the sudden fame of New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin, his Harvard background, and the cultural impact of "Linsanity".
People mentioned
MikeySteve Woods (Woodsy)Lauren O'BrienJayChrisJamieMatt CommerceWhitney HoustonClive DavisShaka KhanAl CaponeJeremy LinAdeleVeronica
33,669 words, machine transcribed. Click any timestamp to jump the player there.
It's Valentine's Day. Hi, lovers. Happy lovers to you. Happy lovers day to you. Later on, I'm going to tell you why Valentine's Day is Valentine's Day. And I'm also going to tell you about how our old phone screener, Chris, is back today. Yeah. Which is great news. Why is he sitting in the dark like a sex pervert? Because Jay put a light in there. Jay put a dimming, like, bachelor. Floor lamp. And Chris is just utilizing it. Why is Jay changing lighting schemes? Jay is what you can refer to as a control freak. Yes. I like to take what's made available to me and utilize it. Yes. That is another way of saying I like to take.
when I can take it and use it. I had great lighting out here, but I'm afraid that I would get in trouble for it because it is a halogen light. So I've got to ask permission for that first. That is a true story. So you put it in there to blame Chris? No, that's just a normal condescent light bulb. Thank you. Thank you so much. Isolate that. Hold on to it. So, yeah, today's Valentine's Day. It is hotter than blazes in here. I think it feels wonderful. Girls are always cold. That's why. I'm okay. You got some snuff right here. That's all right. He's saving it for later. Yeah, I need that. A fix. Would you prefer being told or not being told? I like to be told. I don't have to. I like to. Yeah. Now I'm going to obsess about it. You know what we need? I need a toothpick is what I need. We need a compact because it comes up every once in a while where you feel like you have something in your teeth.
A compact is not something that's readily available in a radio studio. You use... What, Jay? What? For a man. Girls use compacts. Guys just deal with it. I'll teach you a trick. Take your iPhone, turn the camera towards yourself. You can switch the direction of the camera. It acts as a mirror. There you go, Woodsy. People think you're just looking at your text, but you're checking yourself out. Yeah. It's kind of cool. Tools of the vein. Yep. Tools of the vein. I use it to put my makeup on in the morning. Oh, that's a big one. Yes. Wow. Son of a gun. How'd you get that in there? Is that snuff? Mm-hmm. Or is that turkey? It's a groundhog, actually. It's a whole groundhog. Yeah, it's an entire groundhog. That is a pork shank. My goodness. Got it. I don't know why you were eating groundhog, but... But it's in there. The whole... Sucking your teeth. Yeah. You might be able to release it to the wild. I could see how staring at that would be a little distracting. Trying to figure out if it was like six more weeks of winter. I always get Mike, too, after Mike has breakfast, if you have something in your goatee, I always go, hey, dude. And you go, the immediate, like, clean up. If you change your, and this is for guys, if you change your facial hair, even a slight bit, it completely changes the way that your face looks. Yes.
And today, Jay was so caught off guard when he saw me. And he said, did you wax your face? Isn't that what you said? Yeah. I thought you did your eyebrows. Did you wax your face? Yeah. And I said, no. I cleaned up my goatee. It looks good. Yeah. Yeah, I cleaned it up a little bit. And he said, man, you look shiny. Yeah. Everything's so cutting. Yes. It's cutting. And Lauren said, I don't think he's shiny. No. Looks like he cut his goatee. Yeah. Looks good? Yeah. I'm the only one who noticed. Yes. I hadn't looked up yet. Yeah. I like to look at it. We were just over here in the trenches working. Yeah. It'll change you, though. It'll change your appearance. Woodsy is a big advocate of that. He'll do the change up. 570-1949 if you want to call us. We're on from 5.30 to 9. That's why you're hearing us right now. And don't forget, we're going to be broadcasting live from 5.30 to 9 on Friday from the House of Blues. Stoked. You can come down there and hang out. LOB is going to be there, and she's going to be dancing like a pussycat doll. Yeah. I've been practicing a lot. Yes. Do you practice in front of your boyfriend, Matt? Nope. I do. I like little moves, but I want him to see the whole thing.
As a unit. There you go. And we all commented on this Valentine's Day about how lovely L.O.B. looks today. She does. Thank you. I have red jeans on. Reans. You do? Mm-hmm. Red skinny jeans. Oh, my goodness, Lauren. Yeah. She got in the spirit. I did not. Oh, my goodness. Wow. That is special. The gift. Does it creep you out when we recognize that? No. All right. It is, boy. That's a gift. It's a God-given. Thank you. All right. That will do. Just try to leave it at that. All right. There you go. Piers Morgan was talking to Shaka Khan. Excuse me? Shaka Khan. I thought you said Shaka Khan. Shaka Khan. He was asking her about Whitney Houston and the Clive Davis party. The Clive Davis party, right? Remember I told you yesterday, it's a known thing, the Clive Davis party. It's a big fiasco. They do it every year. He does it every year. And it's a big to-do. And if you get invited to it, it's a big deal. Well, Chaka Khan thought with Whitney dying and everything and him discovering her, he discovered Whitney Houston, Clive Davis. Clive did? Yeah. I thought you meant the body. No, no, no. Her aunt actually discovered the body.
But back in the day when she was originally discovered, he's the one that did it. And so that almost got L.O.B. Hey, look, maybe he was roaming around the party and he walked in there and she was in there. Yeah. You don't worry about it. Well, anyway, the party went on and Shaka Khan was upset. You were, I think, going to go to the Clive Davis party. Yes. It was a surreal event where Whitney's body was still in the hotel, and there was this sort of party where apparently half the room were in tears, the other half were kind of partying. What did you feel about that? I thought that was complete insanity. And knowing Whitney, I don't believe that she would have said, the show must go on. She's the kind of woman that would have said, stop everything. Uh-uh. I'm not going to be there. What do you guys think? I agree. The show should have not gone on? I mean, it wasn't a show. It was a party. And it's like... It's a Grammy party. It's a Grammy party. And I mean, I don't know how close they were personally, but like you said, I mean, he discovered her back in the day. And I'm sure she was going to be one of the honored guests there. This is one of those deals where we were, you know, we brought it up yesterday. Can we govern the way that other people...
Mourn and do all their bits. What if you don't know Whitney Houston and really could care less about Whitney Houston? But it's a friend of his. Okay, well, then Clive, I guess it's up to Clive to be like, hey, guys, let's clear it out. Party's over. Now, see, I say it's up to Clive, but there's a lot of people that are like, how dare you, Clive? How dare you? And I'm like, hey, man, that's Clive's business. Hey, man, I've been planning this for a year. I've been planning this party for a year. These people are all here. Yeah. Whitney Houston died. I'm very upset. I love her. I love her. I found her, but I have 250 people here. What am I supposed to do? Yeah. 250 people invited? Yeah. People flew in. They got rooms. A party for you and I is probably different than a party that Clive Davis throws. The renowned Grammy party. So it probably would be a lot more difficult for him to cancel the whole thing. So let me play devil's advocate for you. Because what Chaka Khan is trying to say is that she thought it was weird that some people are actually, like, whooping it up. Right. Laughing, having drinks, and having a good time. Like you see at a party. And they all knew she was dead? Okay. Yeah. Again, what if that's the way that some people deal? And some people grieve, and some people... Listen, I'm the type of person... I try to pretend something isn't happening.
That's the way I'll go, it's not happening. And that's just the way I do it. Some people, they got to like go right after. For instance, Woodsy says when he gets sad, he likes to listen to sad music. Yes. When I get sad, I cannot hear sad music. I need to wallow for a little bit. And it's a short time now, shorter than it used to be. But I need to wallow. I need to be in that pain for a minute. I do something very unhealthy. which is pretend it isn't happening. Yeah. And I will listen to, like, I'm going through a period right now where, you know, what we call a rough patch. And yesterday, Woodsy, you were playing a song from, who is it? City in Color. Oh, yeah, on my computer. It was like, you know, for me, it was like... Needles. Yeah, I mean, I can't. Yeah.
and I got to have some hard driving, and I will, in my car, be listening to hard rock. So everybody's different, and I don't know. That's why I say, Clive, do whatever you want. That's a good point. My daughter said she didn't feel sorry for her at all, that she made her bed and that she had to sleep in it. She's an Isabel, isn't she? She is an Isabel. Who is her dad? Yeah, but think about it. I mean, I would grieve for her past, but to some people, she's been... gone for a long time. Yeah. I mean, she's just on this path. She chose a destructive path. That may be true, but that doesn't mean that you're just like... No, that's a terrible way. There's a lot of people I know that suffer from addiction problems, and you always hope they come back. Yeah, you hope they come back. Just write people off, and she was dead to me anyway. Well, you don't want to celebrate, or you don't... Your heart goes out to the family. Yeah, she's got a daughter. Yeah. That was there with her. Her daughter? Reports are coming out about the daughter. Reports are coming out about the daughter. The daughter fell asleep the day before 2 in the tub. What? What? I know. So weird. Maybe I shouldn't be spreading that. Maybe I shouldn't be spreading that. But I did read it in multiple places. Well, there you go. It's not you. It's a news story. You weren't out there at the Beverly Hilton. No. Fishing for stories. No. You know. As far as I know, you weren't.
I could have been. Unless, why weren't you answering your phone yesterday? Yeah, thanks for stories. Thanks for stories. And why did lots of people spot me in the hedges? At the Beverly Hilton Hotel. At the Beverly Hilton Hotel. You're often found, like, in the waiting room of an emergency room. Just seeing. Chasing ambulances. That's you, weird, to a T. Just to see what happens. I call it GIC. Yeah, just in case. Let's see. Hey, this is really promising news. For people like myself and Jay who have parents with Alzheimer's, there's this cancer drug that they used on some mice. And this cancer drug is actually doing some great stuff for Alzheimer's. So apparently they have mice with Alzheimer's disease that they can test stuff on. How crazy is that? What a trip, right? A mouse with Alzheimer's disease. And they can test stuff on the mouse. So check this out. They give this drug to a mouse that has Alzheimer's. Before they give the drug to the mouse, they put some tissue paper in front of it. And what it should do is make a nest out of it. But this mouse has Alzheimer's and has no inclination to do so. They give the mouse this drug. The drug is called...
And within 72 hours, the same mouse begins to make a nest. Wow. Because what it does is it reduces the plaque buildup in the brain. How crazy is that? Now, my mom's got it. My mom's got it. I wrote my dad this morning and I sent him this article and I'm like, maybe give her this, you know, ask her doctor about this drug. Sure. Yeah. Look what it's doing. I mean, not only is it stopping it, it's like pulling the clock back. Yeah. Man, I would sign up for that. I have a feeling that it runs in the family. Me too. It's like, that's scary. Me too. My mom always said it's like, you can take everything away from her, but please don't take her memories. And that's what it is, right? And it's taking all her memories. It just kills me. She just doesn't know anybody or know anything. Well, listen, I do think it's hereditary. I can, I'm very forgetful. That's a true state. That's a true state. You should definitely be doing things to keep your mind nimble. Play chess. Play chess. You should brush your teeth with, like, the left hand sometimes. Don't be in too much of a routine, Mike. I'm going to do that. I'm going to try the left hand thing. You should switch things up a little bit. There you go. Crossword puzzles is a good thing. Good. I do, too. I can't stand them, man. You know why I don't like them? I don't know.
Any answers. Get better and better at them. Do the ones in people. I can do the people crossword in about eight minutes, the whole thing, and so can you. If they make crossword puzzles for eight-year-olds, I can probably do it. They do. My grandfather used to do the New York Times, the Sunday one. It's the worst. Every week, and he was. Yeah, and those are the ones that are like, those are the ones, the New York Times, where it's like. Garfield's vice president. Exactly, dude. Garfield's vice president's wife's maiden name. Right. I'm like, wait, I know Garfield the cat. Yeah, that guy. This Victorian poem. Yeah, this Victorian poem. Yes. Yeah. This Victorian. If I could name a Victorian poem. Is it a sonic? Yeah, is it a sonic? And it's eight letters long. You're like, what? Done. The New York Times crossword is the biggest bee you've ever come across. He used to complete all of them. It's impossible. Your grandpa? Yeah, in like less than an hour. Keeps you sharp. Yeah. It does. Sudoku. All that mess, too. That makes me mad. It makes me insane. It was crazy because my mom could still do crossword, but she could not remember us after we left the room. Wow. Dude, that's a trip. Different parts of the brain. Yeah, different parts. Can you explain to me?
in 30 seconds or less what Sudoku is. Nope. No, and that's why I'm mad about it. Me too. I don't know what it is. I've read the damn instructions. I've read the instructions. I'll tell you this. My mother-in-law can't get enough Sudoku books. You know, those little ones you buy. Once you're in, you're in. You're all the way in. Okay, you're all the way in. Somebody, if you can say it in 30 seconds or less, I'll hear you on the radio, but I don't want an explanation that takes longer than 30 seconds. I can give you 30 seconds of my concentration. Elevator pitch. Yes, elevator pitch. But after that, there's no way. Let's see. High-calorie diets lead to memory loss. Mikey. That one coming up, Mission Gorge. I saw an aging documentary that also said that low caloric intake, like staying hungry, leaving yourself a little bit hungry all the time, can help stop some of the aging problems. Jay. Wow. I'm always hungry. I'm just disciplined. Could stop your aging process. You are getting old. I am getting old. I'm glad I don't have to worry about getting old. Me too. It also said the antioxidants are a bit. Because they are. That's another 30 second or less. Tell me what an antioxidant is. A free radical. I want to know. You hear all this stuff on TV commercials and you're like, how do you say that?
You know we don't know what it is. Yeah, but boy, you buy in. I know a little bit of what it is, and I'm sure M1 Cave Dweller will probably correct me on this. They make you age? So you need to breathe in oxygen to live, you know, but the byproduct is it lets out, I forget what it is. Some kind of junk. Whether it's CO2 or something weird in your, and that causes aging in your blood, but it's like. So this will help to stop the aging process. Stop the oxidation process. Oxidation is what makes you look old. Yep. All right. You know what? That's sufficient to me. You know, that's my, that's layman's terms. M1 Ron from El Cajon says that he can tell us. Can you tell me in 30 seconds or less? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't start yet. I'm going to actually time you, okay? Okay. I'm going to actually time you. All right. And begin. All right. A Sudoku puzzle is a number puzzle where you have to put all the numbers in a line up and down and side to side, and you can't have the same line, I mean, the same number up here in the same line. Oh, that's cool. Now, how do you, how do you, do they give you clues or something? They have some numbers that are already in the puzzle. Uh-huh. You can't put it in the rest of them.
Well, how are you supposed to? Oh. Do they have to add up to something? No, no, no, no. They just can't be the same. It's easy. Yeah, doesn't it seem very easy? I'm done. I haven't checked out. I can't. I don't get it. I don't get it. He said that you have a line going up and you have a line going down. Okay. And the numbers cannot be repeated and they have to go 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, you know, 8. They have to be sequential? Yeah, they have to be sequential. Is that right? No, no. Oh, they don't have to be. What's the. Well, then what's the point? You could just put any number. No, because you have to make sure that the lines going side to side don't have the same number. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's cool. The number next to it cannot be the same. Or anywhere in that line. Anywhere in that line can't be the same. Yeah. That's interesting. I think I get it. I still think it sounds really easy, though. No, not based. Some of them are easy or some of them are hard. A lot better to show us. Thank you. Say what, Jay? I said something like some girls I know. That's true. Well, anyway. Sudoku. Always at Air...
You always see them at airports. Boy, businessmen just getting after it. Sudoku on the plane. Makes me insane. With their glasses down. With their J little half spectacles on. Spectacles that go to the end of the nose. Makes me nuts. There he is. Look at that. Working on Sudoku over there. Oh, gosh. You can't get off my lawn. Well, J on a plane is drawing pictures of wieners and dongs. That's true. I have a new thing to pass the time for you. What's that? As you watch television, cast people. In other words, you see somebody on TV say, that person would make a good this. So I did it the other day. I was watching TV and I saw Terry Bradshaw. I said, that guy would make a good general manager at a radio station. 100% because he looks like ours. Yeah. Howie Long would make a good general. Sales manager. Okay? So Howie Long would be the guy that's in charge of all the salespeople. 100%. So it's a little game you play. So you see people, you cast them in a movie as a role. You see somebody and you're like, that guy would make a great gangster. Chris Collinsworth would be a good head of accounting. Yes. Yeah. See? I like this game. It's a good game. Oh, it's fun. You could do it with anybody. You could even do it with Jay. You could look at Jay. I would cast Jay.
as a porn star. Thank you. A former porn star. He's out of the business now. I'm out of the business? Absolutely. He's out of the business. I didn't want to retire. He's a boom operator now. I can also see him as a skateboarding hippie that lives next door to a kid and he teaches him how to skateboard. Like a karate kid type. It's like a karate kid, but about skateboarding. But about skating. No, he's not nice enough. You don't know that. That's true. He's mean. But we're going on just... Just looks. Just looks. I'm playing a part. Okay, okay. He's playing a role, and it's just on looks. I would have Stuart Scott as a smarmy sales rep. Oh, yeah. Yes. Cross-eyed Stuart Scott. Yep. Yes. Just making wheeling and dealing. Under the table bits. I like this game. You know, maybe we just let listeners, we throw the people at them, and they got to tell us what they would make a good something. Yeah. You know what I mean? I'm trying to think of people that aren't just football. Oh, yeah. Charles Barkley would be... But it has to be at the moment. Usually it has to be at the moment. So you'll look up at the TV. Because if I just said Angelina Jolie, well, you could picture her in a million different movies. You have to see at the moment what does she look like right now when you're looking at her on the TV and then say...
What would you cast her as right now? Let's see. M1 Rob from San Diego, you have a better explanation of Sudoku. I think I do. The guy was close, but he left some holes, and I think I can do it in less than 30 seconds. All right. I'm going to begin now. All right. You got nine squares across and nine squares down. It makes one big square. Okay. Yeah. 81 squares total. Each line going across, every square gets one number in it. Each line going across. Okay. There's nine lines going across. Each line going across. You have to have one through nine, all nine numbers, and none of them repeating. The same is true about the nine rows going down. One through nine in a row, no numbers repeat. You have to have all the numbers. Oh, wow. Okay. Also, also, there are... That's not hard to understand. There are three squares. Now you're at 36 seconds. Dang. I want to hear some more. Now you got me.
There are smaller squares that are only three by three. Uh-huh. Okay, within the larger nine by nine square. Yeah. Okay, so there are nine of these smaller boxes. In each of these smaller squares, the numbers have to be one through nine, and they can't repeat. If you can do that, you're a brilliant human. Why? Why is it hard? You need to try it. Lauren, you were not. Were you listening to that, man? I was listening. Because I get what he's saying. You're different than me. You're like a Rubik's Cube person. The same guy that can solve the Rubik's Cube real fast is the person that can do that. By the way, if Sudoku comes with a star rating and it's like zero to five stars, if it's got more than two stars, I'm out. I can't do it. Thank you very much. Lauren, put it this way. I believe that you and I, if they gave us one of those things... You and I would look at it, and we would try to do what he says you're supposed to do, and we would both go like this. That doesn't, you can't do that. It doesn't work. This is impossible. This is a bit. This doesn't work. If there's nine squares, it's easy not to have the numbers repeat because there's plenty of numbers. No, no, no. He's going to put, but then within that, you're going to put a box.
And within that box, you've got to make something happen within that box, too. And then another box with one through nine. So now you're not just thinking about one line. You're thinking about multiple lines all over the place. Box in a box. Forget it. Forget it. Out. We are going to play catchphrase today, and it's going to be real good times. Very sad news out of Charger camp. We'll tell you about that. Whitney Houston did not die of drowning, and they know that for sure. Sure, she didn't die of drowning. We'll tell you how she died officially. Hang on. Is the Mikey Show on FM 94.9. There's someone out there, someone who's truly, uniquely right for you. Wouldn't you like to find that person? Announcing the eHarmony Free Communication Weekend. Let us introduce you to singles who really compliment you. And this weekend only, you can communicate with your matches absolutely free. The eHarmony Free Communication Weekend, this Friday through Monday only.
There's never been a better time to try eHarmony. So what are you waiting for? Go to eHarmony.com today. In business, every day is a compromise between what you want and what your budget will allow. Face it, compromise stinks. But with Staples and HP, you don't have to compromise your printing with no-name cartridges. Switch to original HP and get up to $30 in Staples rewards. Just recycle up to three HP generic cartridges and buy HP ink or toner on the same day. That's $10 in rewards for each cartridge recycled. Switch to HP. The number one brand in printing is the number one value. Staples. That was easy. One-time only. Offer ends 225.12. Guys, why is it important to increase your testosterone levels? Because testosterone is what makes a man a man. It's no secret as we age, our testosterone levels decline. So if you're a man and are experiencing any of the following symptoms, you qualify for a risk-free trial of bravado. But first, you have to answer yes to one of the following. Are you concerned about your sex drive? Do you worry about your strength and libido? What about stamina and endurance? Well, if you want to promote your libido, muscle mass, and increase your testosterone levels, we're going to give you a risk-free trial of bravado. Just call this toll-free number and claim yours.
1-800-500-7537. We guarantee once you try Bravado, you won't believe the difference. That's why we'll let you try it risk-free. Call now for your risk-free trial of this breakthrough supplement and increase your testosterone levels naturally. Call 1-800-500-7537. That's 1-800-500-7537. 1-800-500-7537. Beat the winter blues with great savings at Rite Aid. Now through March 3rd, you can earn a $20 PlusUp reward when you spend $100 or more on select products with your Wellness Plus Card. Just look for the buy and save symbol on participating products throughout the store in circular. Save more this winter at Rite Aid with winter rewards. Another way Wellness Plus saves you more. In-store purchase with Wellness Plus Card only. PlusUp will be printed on receipt in most markets for use on your next purchase once qualifying threshold is met. PlusUp expires March 17th, 2012. Introducing the reinvented 2012 Toyota Camry. It's the most technologically advanced Camry ever. With the available Entune multimedia system, you can access apps like iHeart Radio, which gives you more than 750 radio stations from around the country. The reinvented 2012 Toyota Camry. It's ready. Are you? Learn more at toyota.com slash Camry. Be sure to obey traffic regulations and maintain awareness of road and traffic conditions. Not available on all models. Data charges may apply. See toyota.com slash Entune for details.
An open letter to the Daily Commute from a new BMW 3 Series driver. Dear Daily Commute, listen, you're stuck with me, okay? I used to spend thousands of dollars replacing brake pads, engine belts, and wiper blades as they wore out, all so we could punch up the go and stop and go traffic. So I was relieved when my all-new 2012 BMW 3 Series came with BMW Ultimate Service at no extra charge. It has a four-year, 50,000-mile limited warranty and no-cost maintenance on items like those brake pads, discs, belts, and wiper blades, plus unlimited mileage roadside assistance. So slip into something more comfortable, daily commute, because we're going to be here for a while. The BMW Ultimate Service Plan. We only make one thing. The ultimate driving machine. Experience the all-new redesigned BMW 3 Series with no-cost maintenance at your San Diego County BMW centers today. Visit sdcountybmw.com to find the BMW center near you. Today's episode, what goes around, crawls around. While treating a home for ants, the owners asked me what other pests Orkin can handle. I said we can handle termites, roaches, mosquitoes, bed bugs, millipedes, stink bugs, any kind of pest.
I didn't even have the music to back me up. Eventually, it's going to happen. You'll turn the key and your engine won't start. Don't lose your ability to get around. Visit O'Reilly Auto Parts for a superstar battery. Whether it's a reliable economy, hardworking premium, or powerful extreme, you'll find it in stock at an everyday low price. Don't let a debt battery get you down. Visit O'Reilly Auto Parts. Better parts, better prices every day. Oh, oh, oh, O'Reilly. Debt is like a cancer. It painfully eats away at your peace of mind and the quality of your life. As your debt spreads and grows, it kills your ability to get a loan. It can kill your chances of getting a mortgage or even a job. But now you can eliminate your debt before it kills you. At the Transforming Debt Into Wealth Center, we've shown over 2 million people some of the most successful debt-eliminating secrets in the world. With a free copy of our debt-free Bible, you'll discover how to eliminate your credit card debts, car payments, student loans, even your mortgage.
using just the money you already make. Transforming debt into wealth delivered me from a place I never want to see again. I'm a believer. I'm completely debt-free now. For your free copy of the Debt-Free Bible, call now, while a limited number of copies are still available. Call 1-800-600-1637. For your Debt-Free Bible, call 1-800-600-1637. 1-800-600-1637. Back to programming in a minute, but first, listen to this. Seems the New York Mint is releasing to the public classic U.S. gold coins. There's a number you can call for free historical information and a free DVD. But first, it says that during the Great Depression, people were clamoring for gold coins because no one wanted to face economic turbulence without the security of gold. The government finally took them out of circulation, and a government meltdown was ordered. That's why most of us have never even seen a classic U.S. gold coin.
But recently a stash was discovered in Europe, gleaming U.S. gold coins minted between 1866 and 1933, all uncirculated. It says the New York Mint is releasing them to the public on a first-come, first-served basis when you call. Here it is, 1-800-919-5766. Wouldn't that be amazing to hold U.S. history? Okay, if you want that free historical information and the free collector's DVD, the number to call is 1-800-919-5766. 1-800-919-5766. Well, the drive's a little tough as you head into the 52 westbound due to an accident that happened right past Mass Boulevard. Those speeds by Mass Boulevard are about 22 miles an hour. Santo Road's about 38 miles an hour. Looks like you probably are going to have to spend some time there for a while until they clear this up. Also, the 15 northbound before Miramar Way, an accident, and a problem here in Chula Vista on the 805 northbound past East H Street. And then you've got a little bit of a delay right behind that. Benita Road's got about 35 miles an hour. This report brought to you by Subway February. It's back at Subway restaurants. Any regular footlong. It's $5 footlong starting at 7 a.m.
Come in, get any regular footlong for only $5. I'm Stacey Cohen on FM 94.9. On FM 94.9. Tuesday. And I can tell you, according to the National Weather Service, it's supposed to be a little bit clear today. Had a little bit of rain yesterday. Windy until 3 o'clock this morning and the wind stopped. They say that tomorrow we will get another little stormy, warmy coming through. There should be snow, by the way, in the mountains above 4,000 feet. That's perfect. Yeah, so if you like snow, you're above 4,000 feet because the air is cold. They were even saying in parts of San Diego County to expect hail. Perfect. Wow. Hail sucks. Oh, man. Growing up in Gilroy, California, we'd get it every once in a while. And in Texas, I know you guys got it. It would be like gigantic.
I had a friend get knocked out in his driveway by a piece of hail. Oh, my gosh. Golf ball to softball. That's gnarly. Tear your car right out. Oh, yeah, you're done. Your roof. Mm-hmm. Or your roof. Roof. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I am 41, and I am seeing up on the television right now that there has been an earthquake in Baja. You're just saying that there's an earthquake in Baja. Sent Woodsy an email last night. Sure did. I said, I just had a feeling. I don't know. And I don't know what it is. I said, I think if you live in California, every once in a while you'd get feelings. And you're like, it's been a while. It's been a while. And Woodsy was asking me, well, how does it work? I said, well, the earth is constantly moving and it's like a jack-in-the-box. Builds up pressure, builds up pressure, and pretty soon it's got to settle. And when it does that settling, that's when the earthquake happens. Our phone number here is 570-194-9. And you're going to want that phone number because the word of the day is postage. And I'm going to say that word between now and 9. And when I do, you need to be caller 9. And you will get yourself a DeWalt small angle grinder. Yeah. That's right. It comes from...
Professional contractor supply. Why do guys like tools? I just figured it out. I think we like them because they're grown-up toys. Oh, yeah. They're toys for grown-ups. Some guys. Nothing better than having the right tool for the right job. I would like one, though. Oh, it's the best. I would not need it, but I'm not going to disparage anyone that does. My wife would probably enjoy it. She does most of the... The fixer-upper stuff around the house. That is a true story. It's a true story. And the voice of the man that you're hearing right now is Woodsy, Steve Woods. We call him Woods. That's weird. Or Woodsy. He is 36 years old. I never know how to refer to Woods when I'm talking to his wife, Jamie. I know. Isn't that weird? You don't want to call him Woods. No. Yeah, because Woods was... I'm always like... Yeah. Stephen. She calls him Stephen. She calls him Stephen, so I'm always like, if I'm talking to Jamie about something that he's done, which is always something, I'm always like, Stephen. If you know somebody that you call by a nickname and you talk to their spouse, it's weird. Or their parents or something. You're like, hey, Chubby. Chubs. Bunker.
Bunghole. My friend Bunghole. We call him that, but I, you know. You know your son, Bunghole? You know your son, Bunghole? It's been so long, I don't even remember his first name. I don't even remember his name. We just have called him Bunghole since college. How'd he get that nickname? Funny story, actually. Lauren O'Brien is the foxy blonde. She is 31 years of age. She is originally from New Jersey. Oh. Correct. This is Jay. He's our producer. He's 48. And, yeah, he's creepy. He's a creep. That's true. And a weirdo. That's right. And a weirdo. And kind of a D. He's got OCD. He's got OCD. He's obsessive compulsive. He's cold hearted. He's a control freak. Control freak. He's cold as ice. He's good. He's good with electronics. He's stingy. He's mean. I'm not stingy. I'm cheap. He's biting. He's good looking. He is good looking. Thank you. He's cruel. He's athletic. I'm cruel. I'm athletic. He's athletic. He is bad. A bad person. He's aggressive. He's very aggressive. I'll go with that. He's aggressive. Aggressive. Yes. Not very articulate. No. That I take.
But he's a good listener. Yeah, good listener. There you go. He's a good friend. Good friend. Also kind of an a-hole. Did we see what we did there? Give me a little hope. Build me up and drop me right back down. The dichotomy of that man is staggering. And guess who is back screening phones for us today? Oh! It's Kraus! It's Kraus! It's Kraus! Hi, Chris. How are you? Morning. How you been? Good. Everything going good? Everything's going good. You're 20. How old are you? 23. 23. Yes. That room sounds so hollow, doesn't it? That's my office here. What's the noise I always hear? It sounds like an air conditioner running? Is that what it is? Yeah. Smooth. Isn't it, though? It's like a hamster wheel. I know. I would have that microphone on more, but when I...
When I turn it on, it sounds like it's a Nike factory in there, you know? I go like this. My goodness. You'd hear a bunch of little kids if that were the case. Uh-oh. Oh. Owie. Owie. Come bowie. That's Lauren O'Brien. She is a... She will get you. She'll cut you deep, too. She'll cut you deep. Thank you. Let's see. So, the word of the day I already gave to you. But you want to remember, I'm going to weave the word postage. Into a sentence between now and nine. Speaking of this crazy girl. Yep. Lauren's going to be dancing on Friday. And you're all invited. Now, my suggestion, and that's all it is, is get there early. Yeah. Because we're broadcasting live from the House of Blues from 530 to 9. It's going to be LOB with 10 beautiful listeners. Girls. Oh, my God. That are our listeners. Hotties. They're hot. Hotties. I'm the only one that can't dance. Dressed in lingerie? Yeah, I showed my boyfriend, Matt Commerce, what I was going to be wearing. And he goes, all right, now I need to go down there. Wow. Oh, wow. Protect you. Yeah. How uncomfortable is that going to be? That's what he said. All these guys are checking his... Yeah, he was like, you know what? I'll let you do your thing. I don't want to be sitting there with my arms crossed, making people. And he is the least...
Jealous person I've ever met. I tried on my outfit. He was like, oh, boy. Oh, wow. I can't wait for this. He's like, I'm going to have to go down there. Yeah. I'm bringing the telephoto lens. Thanks, Jay. The telephoto lens. It's called a pervert lens. I mean, the visual that that gave to me. All of a sudden, I pictured a guy. With a camera and a telephoto lens. I won't be the only one. The Hubble telescope. I don't know what a telephoto lens is. Jay, seeing as how you work on the Mikey show, I think you're going to have a pretty good seat. I think you'll be fine. You'll see it. You can stand next to me. Even better. That is a true story. So what's up with Nick Hardwick? From the San Diego Chargers, Woodsy. Well, there's some good news. Nick Hardwick, who is the center for the Chargers, he has started 103 games since 2004. You know, he's a key piece in the offensive line. Has said he is coming back. His quote is, I'm playing. Why is that so funny? I said he's a key piece, and it made me laugh. Oh, because I'm six years old, apparently.
He was considering retirement. He had some concussions and things of that nature, but he's going to be back next year, which is really good news for the Chargers. Also, very, very, very sad news. Tommy Harris, who is a defensive lineman that the Chargers picked up in September, his wife passed away. Her name was Ashley. She was only 29 years old. So sad. Died of a brain aneurysm or a stroke. You know, prayers and best wishes go out to him. Left behind two young kids. Oh, that's so sad. They just got married in January. So, so, so sad. Okay. Now, this will cheer you up. Today is February 14th. That means it's Valentine's Day. I'm going to tell you, I'm going to arm you with this to go to work with. You will be able to tell people what Valentine's Day is. Who's St. Valentine? So, on this day, 1,734 years ago. All right? In... 278 AD when Jay was in high school. Yeah. There was a priest named Valentine and he refused to stop marrying people. He was marrying people. He was getting them wed. And the emperor wanted all bachelors in his army because he thought that family men would be less likely to join up and go fight.
And this guy, Valentine, he refused. He said, no, I love love. I'm going to marry these people. I can't stop marrying them. And so he did, and he was locked up and sentenced to be beaten to death and then beheaded. In the name of love. In the name of love. Now, the story goes that when he was in jail, he fell in love with the daughter of his jailer and wrote her a note and signed it, Your. Valentine. And then he was separated from his head. Yes. Wow. True story. Which is much like love can be for some of us. That is a true story. But anyway, now you know who Valentine is and why it's called Valentine's Day. I like that. On this day 83 years ago in 1929, a certain someone wanted less competition in town in Chicago. So he had a couple of his friends go to a warehouse. And knock off a couple other friends. That was known as the St. Valentine's Day Massacre. And the guy's name was Al Capone. Had them dressed as police officers. That is a true story. Wow. Happened in 1929. They took out these guys. There's pictures you can find on the internet. Really? Yeah. On this day 93 years ago in 1919, UPS rolled out the first brown truck. Hey. Hey. It was a brown horse, but. Yeah, at the time.
started delivering packages on this day. They say Whitney Houston did not drown. They say she did not drown. She died from a deadly combination of Xanax, other prescription drugs, and alcohol. Wow. Also, final meal, hamburger fries, turkey sandwich, and jalapenos. That made me so sad to see that. And there was a Heineken can and an empty champagne glass. So we know that. How about this? Because of Whitney Houston's death and people anticipating what they would do on the Grammys, it was one of the highest rated Grammys ever. 40 million people tuned in Sunday night. About a third of the Super Bowl. Mm-hmm. 39 million viewers.
marked the show's second largest audience in history, second only to their 1984 telecast, which I have no idea why that one came from. Michael Jackson, maybe? Michael Jackson, possibly. Could have been. That is a 41% increase, by the way, from the audience last year. 41%. Some better music came out this year, too, in my opinion. Humble opinion. How old do you think Carol Brady is today? Carol. The mom? The mom. 70. L-O-B? 68. Jay? 76. Jay is the closest. Wow. Flo, Florence Henderson, is 78 years of age. Wow, that's pretty good. 78. It's all that Wesson oil. Yeah, it gets you real good. By the way, This one surprised me. Teller from Penn & Teller. He's 64. Holy smokes. He looks it. The little dude? Yeah. Look at him close. I would think that that guy was 55. 45. What do I know? 45 even. He's 64 today. That's shocking. Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20. Oh, yeah. I think of him as a young guy. Yes. He's not. He's 40 today. Wow.
That's young. I'm 41. It's true. Michael Bloomberg, the mayor of New York City. Yeah. He's 70. 70 years of age today. So feast. You can call us, by the way, if you want to. Our phone number here is 570-1949. And at the beginning and end of every show, we let you call in about anything that you want to. You can call in and say hi. You can call in and whatever. In a little bit, we're going to be playing catchphrase. So you're going to pick Team Fat or Team Fit. Team Fat is me and Woods, which Woods is not going to be able to be called that pretty soon. The guy's losing weight. He's lost a lot of weight. I can tell. I'm working hard. I look at you. I can tell. I'm working hard. We'll see. You suck it. And Team Fit is Lauren and Jay. Yep. And they are fit. Killed you last week. Yeah, we spanked you. It was a shutout. We didn't score one point. No. We did not score one point. We were on a good streak. We were on a good streak for a while. Do you guys have any romantic plans for this eve? I do. I do. Anybody want to share or do you want to keep them? You don't have to give locations. Oh, no, I'm going to go. My wife's got work. Weird.
So she's going to be working late. That's so weird. That was passive-aggressive minus, of course, the passive part. Right. And I'm going to go pick up dinner somewhere, and I'm going to do the candles and the wine and the whole bit, and we'll have a nice little Italian feast. Did she know that you were going to do that? Yeah. Okay, good. And I got something real cool for her for Valentine's Day that I'm picking up today. It's going to slay her. I don't know what my wife and I are going to do because we're in a rut. So I don't know what we're doing. The old rut. We're in what you call the valley. L.O.B.? Well, despite my pleas, my boyfriend has made reservations at one of my favorite places. And we're going to have dinner. And I said to him last night, don't you go get me a present. And he said, too late, I already did. And I said, I didn't get you anything. And he said, well, that's because I love you more than you love me. That's a good way to play it. Well played. What do you get a man on Valentine's Day? Last year I got him a pair of shoes because he needed them. Get him a pair of jeans. What's an appropriate gift for a man? A shirt. Yeah, cool shirt. Lingerie. It's a little late. Oh, yeah. I haven't picked mine up yet. Getting mine today. Really? Yeah. She hasn't bought me anything yet either. What about boxers with hearts on them? Oh, boy. We're in eighth grade.
My wife got hers last night. Why does that sound... I got an iPad, too. Oh, that's sweet, Jay. Brand new? And... Hey, was the iPad brand new? Yes. Did you hear that? Yeah, I heard it. They went diving last night. Yeah, they went diving. It was a little cold. Yeah, it was brand new. I got it from Sony. It's refurbished. It doesn't come from Sony. It comes from Apple. Oh, Apple. This is gently used. Yeah, it was like a refurb. Got to sit in. Poncho. Still a warranty. You didn't get her a brand new iPad? It came brand new in the box. It was all sealed up in the whole nine yards. It was like $100 off. It was refurb. That guy is unbelievable. Hey, it's got the same warranties as a brand new one. Look, Mike, somebody used it. It was broke. Didn't work. Not worth the crap. They sent it back. Some dude went in there, fixed it.
Now Kim owns it. 100%. Oh, man. Save money. That guy is something else. Something else. 100 bucks is 100 bucks. Oh, man. Is 100 bucks. Every day. Something else. You know. She's a lucky gal. Yes, lucky gal. You know, I bet the box had like fingerprint marks on it. Chili. Chili on there. No. Brand spank me new. Bet she opened it up and the iPad had thumbprints all over the back. Guy's history still on there. Guy's history. Creepy history. Forgot to take a couple apps off of there. Yep, app free. Was his picture the icon for signing in? Yeah. Yeah, she turns it on, there's a Porsche. Well, she can't use the mail because his picture is still in the mail. That's true. This guy. All right, well, we're getting calls. What is the prize for? We have a $25 gift certificate to Banger Burgers located at 770. It's Banging Burgers. Banging Burgers. Banging Burgers. It says Bangers right here. It's Banging. Banging Burgers. Located at 7070 Miramar Road. www.bangingburgers.com. Banging-burgers.com. All right, so we'll play catchphrase next. Bye, gorgeous. Good job. Here's traffic. Excellent job. Mikey. 570-1949. Or text.
at 949mikey at gmail.com. More coming up in just... FM 94.9. Hey, gang, it's your old pals. L-O-B. And Woodsy. How is everybody today? Happy Valentine's Day. Today is a day where you treat yourself, and you don't just treat yourself, you treat someone that you love. Yes. What would be a great gift is the... The gift of perfect vision. Absolutely, which you couldn't get for me because I already have it. Yeah, I've got it myself. Mike has it. Jay, did Jay get LASIK? Yeah. Yeah, Jay, everybody in here has gotten LASIK. LOB and I went to Clearview Eye and Laser Medical Center, and I'm seeing better than I ever have my entire life. I don't have to mess with glasses or contacts. It's a very easy process, isn't it, L.O.B.? Oh, yeah. How do they get in touch with them? You can call them at 858-452-3937, and you want to get in there and get a free consultation. Find out if it's right for you because it's your eyes, it's your vision, and you don't want to trust it to anyone, in my opinion, except for Dr. Sandy T. Feldman. That's right. And if you want to check them out online, it's clearvieweyes.com. It's Clearview Eye and Laser Medical Center, affordability, technology, and experience.
Hey guys, this is Woodsy for NutriShop, and I've got to tell you, the best part about a New Year's resolution is actually keeping it. That's what I've been doing. I've been going to NutriShop, getting supplements, been hitting the gym, eating better. All this I owe to NutriShop. If you haven't been, you need to go check them out. They can do so much for you in there. They can do a customized meal plan. They're going to give you the guaranteed best prices on supplements. Look, I know that you've probably already blown off your New Year's resolutions. You can always get them back. You've got to start by going to NutriShop. They've got two locations for you. There's one in Mission Valley on Mission Center Road, and there's one in Eastlake on Eastlake Parkway. Get over to NutriShop today. Tell them that Woodsy from The Mikey Show sent you. There is so much that they can do for you as far as getting you on the right meal plan, getting you the right supplements for what you need. Go to NutriShopUSA.com today. It's no secret that the secret to a great relationship is communication. And this Valentine's Day, Vons has the gifts at Vons Club prices that will help you say all the right things, like, I really care about you, and aren't you glad I didn't get you a flash drive like last year? Roses definitely speak her language. A dozen roses are just $19.99. Tell her she's one of a kind with handcrafted XOX obocates, only $9.99 each. Say she's stunning with stunning tulips. Fresh cut tulips are just $6.99 each, 10 stem bunches.
And right now at Vons, when you purchase $50 or more in gift cards, along with a bouquet of flowers, you'll receive a $10 coupon for your next shopping trip. Mix and match from over 250 gift cards from fashion to dining to entertainment. Perfect for that special someone. Say, I love you with Valentine's gifts from Vons. And sign up for Just For You, our online tool that lets you save more than ever on groceries. You can save $75 in five minutes. Sign up for Just For You at Vons.com. Vons, ingredients for life. Gift card and bouquet offer good with single transaction purchases using Vons Club. Restrictions apply. See gift cards for details, terms, conditions, and fees. Original, inventive, latest, and greatest. There are lots of ways to say fresh. And Mercedes-Benz is yet another. Take the 2012 C-Class. With its aggressive body styling, completely redesigned interior, and more fuel-efficient turbocharged engine, the C-Class sedan boasts over 2,000 refinements. See your authorized Mercedes-Benz dealer about the 2012 C-Class. and you'll discover that for 125 years, Mercedes-Benz has also been synonymous with value. Part of the 2012 lineup of Mercedes-Benz vehicles, the youngest and freshest in the luxury car class, the 2012 C250 Sport Sedan is available starting at just $34,800. Test drive one today. MSRP for a 2012 C250 Sport Sedan. Exclusional options, taxes, title, registration, transportation, charge, and dealer prep. Options, model availability, and actual dealer price may vary. Some equipment described as optional. See dealer details.
See your Mercedes-Benz dealer of San Diego County. Visit Hone Motors in Carlsbad, Mercedes-Benz of Escondido, and Mercedes-Benz of San Diego. This was the Gulf's best tourism season in years. All because so many people came to Louisiana. They came to see us in Florida. Make that Alabama. Make that Mississippi. Hi, this is Karen Sop from Biloxi, Mississippi. This is Ron Hardy from Panama City, Florida. Hey, this is Shaul Zissler in Gulf Shores, Alabama. This is Bill Kearney from New Orleans, Louisiana. The best part of the Gulf is wherever you choose. And now's a great time to discover it. This is a cordial invitation to visit the Gulf Coast this winter. Brought to you by BP and all of us who call the Gulf Home. When you're ready to save for retirement at Wells Fargo, we're with you. With a way to save retirement account, you can set up automatic transfers from your Wells Fargo checking account. You choose how much you automatically put away for the future, and you can adjust the amount as your needs change. The Way to Save Retirement account has all the tax benefits of an IRA, and there are no annual custodial or monthly service fees. Call, click, or stop by Wells Fargo today to see how our Way to Save Retirement account can help get you on track. Wells Fargo. Together, we'll go far.
Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., member FDIC. Hi, this is Ella B., and I want to talk to you again about Ovation Cell Therapy. I have been using it for over a year now, and I am absolutely in love with the product. My hair looks better than it's ever looked. It's thicker, stronger, longer, and I get so many compliments on how it looks. And one of my favorite things about using Ovation is getting other people turned on to it as well. I have given the gift of beautiful hair to my mom, to my sister. A ton of listeners have reached out to me, and Woodsy, who do you now have? using Ovation Cell Therapy. First, thank you for turning my wife, Jamie, onto Ovation, who in turn turned me onto it. Now I have given the Men's Max Pack to our friend and our producer, Jay Isbell. He will soon enough have thicker, stronger, and longer hair. Log on to OvationHair.com and be sure to select FM949 at checkout and you're going to get a special introductory discount. And don't just take our word for it. It is 100% guaranteed or your money back. So for thicker, stronger, longer hair, log on to OvationHair.com. And remember to select FM949 at checkout for your special introductory break. Hey, this is Jay with the Mikey Show. Check this out. This Saturday, professional contractor supply, formerly Tulip, is having their big sale. It's from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. Everything DeWalt will be sold at cost. Check out the new 20-volt line from DeWalt. More power, longer run time, and the best warranty in class. Their showroom is 10,000 square feet. It's huge. They're serving lunch for free from 11 to 2.
That address, again, is 9660 Chesapeake Drive, right off the 15th of Claremont Boulevard. That's this Saturday, February 18th, from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. Stop by Professional Contractor Supply and get your hands on the tool that'll get the job done. Right. If you need to deposit a check but don't have time to visit a branch or ATM, grab your smartphone. San Diego County Credit Union is proud to introduce an easy solution with SDCCU Mobile Deposit. All you have to do is check, snap, deposit. Grab your check, snap a pic of it, then deposit it using the SDCCU Mobile Deposit app on your Android or iPhone. Enroll today at SDCCU.com. On average, 1 in 30 homes get hit by termites. Get to them before they get to you with the Terminex Ultimate Protection Guarantee. Call 1-800-TERMINEX. Terminix for your no-obligation inspection. When Ford, Honda, and Toyota owners drove a Chevy, Cruze Eco, and a Sonic, something unexpected happened. I actually would like to drive away in this car right now. I keep forgetting that it's a Chevy. The price is great. It's really comfortable. I have great visibility. I feel safe. When I think of Chevys, I think of like dudes in a truck. So this is actually honestly surprising in a good way. So there you have it. They fell for Chevy after just one test drive. Will you?
Dare to compare your car to a Chevy and get a great deal. Visit your local Chevy dealer today. Now, very well-qualified lessees can get a low-mileage lease on an EPA-estimated 36 MPG Highway Cruise LS for around $159 a month for 24 months with 1809 due at signing. No security deposit required. Mileage charge of 20 cents per mile over 24,000 miles. Tax title license and dealer fees extra. Your payments may vary. Residency restrictions apply. Call 1-800-950-CHEV for details. Visit your local Chevrolet dealer today. Well, the drive's a little tough as you head into the 52 westbound due to an accident that happened right past Mass Boulevard. Those speeds by Mass Boulevard are about 22 miles an hour. Santo Road's about 38 miles an hour. Looks like you probably are going to have to spend some time there for a while until they clear this up. Also, the 15 northbound before Miramar Way, an accident, and a problem here in Chula Vista on the 805 northbound past East H Street. And then you've got a little bit of a delay right behind that. Benita Road's got about 35 miles an hour. This report brought to you by Subway February. It's back at Subway restaurants. Any regular footlong. It's $5 footlong starting at 7 a.m.
Come in, get any regular footlong for only $5. I'm Stacey Cohen on FM 94.9. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I'm an odd guy. Woods. Put a donut on the back of the toilet, I'll eat it. Lauren. No, nice is in now. Nice is the new black. And Jay. All right, now don't go getting cocky with me. I'll come down there and give you a good spanking. On FM 94.9. It's becoming very, very real as we get closer to our live broadcast on Friday. With L.O.B. dancing at the House of Blues and our live broadcast from the House of Blues, Adam just brought in a deal showing us, hey man, I'm going to give you some info to tell listeners about where they can park and where the parking lots are, so we're going to be giving you that info. Get there early. Our promotion staff is going to be there as early as 3.30 in the morning. Oh yeah. Because it is going to be so absolutely...
packed, hopefully. You do a hell of a job. You have a piece of white kernel. There you go. Mikey. Sorry. He's picking on me. I'm not, dude. You had what appeared to be a Rhode Island-sized piece of yogurt on your chin. I can't wait until you get some enchilada sauce dripping down that beard. I'm going to get you a refried bean. Well, listen, if I do get enchilada sauce... If or when? Yeah. All right. Truth be known, when I get enchilada sauce on my face and you give me a silent brush, maybe I'll take heed. I think I have a blueberry in my teeth. He does. You're a mess. I'm a train wreck today. Food mess. My goodness. So anyway, live broadcast Friday, House of Blues.
Be there or be square. It is going to be pretty, pretty awesome. I can't wait. It's time to do this. Oh, boy. It's L-O-B. Mind meld. Catchphrase. Get Mikey and Woods to play. Catchphrase. Catchphrase. Two sides play. Mikey and Woods versus L-O-B and J. Describe a phrase without using any words. Like buffing a poop instead of polishing a turd. Catchphrase. All right, so you've got to pick Team Fit or Team Fat. Team Fit is L-O-B and J. Team Fat is me and Woods. M1, Shelly from Kearney Mesa. Which team do you want? Team Fitz. Team Git. Yeah, last time those guys, they slaughtered us. We didn't even have a chance. They destroyed us. Hang on. Come on. Hang on. Let's see. M1, V, Veronica from Escondido. You have me in woods, okay? I would take no one else but my boys. Good, good. I think we're going to come back today. I think we're coming back. I think we're coming back. We're mind-melding. Hang on.
Got it. Hang on. How dare. And what is the price again? It's a $25 gift certificate to Bangin' Burgers. Bangin' Burgers. Cool. All right, let's do this. Okay. I love how Jay says Bangin' Burgers like it's allegedly Bangin' Burgers. Bangin' Burgers. Sorry. Sorry. All right. I'm going to go with everything. Oh, God. Come on. Let's go, dude. All right. Focus? Yeah. Are we ready? I'm focused. Let's go. Okay, this is a place that we like to go to get burritos. Mexican food. It's a chain. Owned by McDonald's. Owned by McDonald's. Owned by McDonald's. Rubio's. No, you can get like pork or you can get chicken. You can get a rice bowl if you want to. What? El Polo Loco. It's owned by. They're huge. On the border. You get in line and they're always crowded. It also means kind of like. Taco Bell. It's like smoky and spicy. Smoky and spicy. I'm talking crazy talk. Oh, please. There's a. Chipotle. Yes. And then the jalapeno. Chipotle peppers. Chipotle peppers. Oh, my gosh. This is a bad. Oh, my McDonald's. I had no idea. Come on. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Did you guys know what I was talking about?
It took me a while, but I finally figured it out. We like going there. We've never been there together. Yes, we have. When do we go? I've never been there with you. Everyone likes going there. This guy with the memory. We've been there together. No, it's a lie. We have. We had a meeting there. Goes to him. Goes to him. Went off in your hand. Gosh. A hundred years ago, maybe. But we like to go there. It's like sometimes we go all the time. Gosh. We've been there? Who are y'all? Where am I? I'm doing SciTech to teach you guys a lesson. Chewy's? What is Chewy's, by the way? Chewy's to Texas. That's why. SciTech. Whataburger! Hardee's! Friendless! Skyline Chili! Alright, let's do it. Here we go. SciTech. SciTech. Here we go. Oh, everybody used to have these at their house when you wanted the people to leave you. Answer machine. Yes. An internet web site. Nope. An internet web. Hosting. I'm looking around. I'm not really buying. I'm just looking. Browsing. Internet web browser. Yeah. What are you doing? All right.
This is a type of fuel, not gasoline. It's like what an older Mercedes might use or something. Diesel. Yes. Engine. Diesel engine. Yeah. Oh, wow. This is three words. Okay. And it's what I did the other day to make the Adele. What is it called when you want to make music? You downloaded a song? No, you want to make music, so you put it in there. Oh, you burned a CD. Yes. Yes. Hey. We are tied. One to one. We are tied one to one. We are tied one to one. First to four wins. First to four wins. He didn't even get a shot. Didn't even get a shot. Going to sports and games. Here we go. Here we go. If you are not under contract and you're looking for a new team, you're a... Yep. Whoa. All right. This is a game in pool, and it means you're like... Yes, but it's a phrase. You're like, I'm so late. I'm... Behind the eight ball. Yes! Oh, wow. Oh, my God. If I... This is a wrestling term. It's two words, and you... Headlock! Nope. You put the person like this. A sleeper hold. No. Oh, God. Remember the guys in the 90s that had the long blonde hair? No. What were they called? Nelson. Yes. Full Nelson. Half Nelson. Yes!
Oh, this is a maker of games. It's probably the maker of this. Hasbro. No, the other one. Mattel. No, it's not the family, the bunch. The Brady Bunch. It's the other guy. It's not. Yeah! Milton Bradley. No, I couldn't get anything. It's two to one. It's two to one. It's two to one. Was it Bradley? Milton Bradley. Milton Bradley. Dummy. Team. The Brady Bunch is all I like. Are we team one or two? You're two. Two, okay. Okay, two to one. We are up two to one. Are you ready? Dang it, dang it, dang it. Staying in sports and games. Creep. Yeah, he's a creep. Oh, boy. Okay, two words. Jeff Bridges' movie was... Crazy Heart. Okay, use that first word, yes. Crazy. Next word is the number after seven. Crazy eight. Crazy eight ball. Plural, plural. Crazy eight. Yep. Fake bit. Ooh. Oh, come on, you got this. Come on. She's a track star. It was also the name of the mayor that got in trouble in D.C. Brady? Bradley? No. Her last name is like Quincy. Quincy Quentin. Quentin Jammer. No, no, no. The person. Quincy. Quincy Adams. Quincy Bradley. No!
Okay, these are the brothers, the young brothers that like sing like girls that are all the teenagers love right now. They're virgins. They're virgins. What was it? Marion Jones. Marion Jones. What are we up? 3-1. Mr. Mr. 3-1? 3-1? Yep. 3-1! That means... It means I'm hurting for it. I need a little more. M1 Veronica, we are only one away from winning this thing for you. That was impossible. We can do it. Hang on. Hang on. Dang it. All right. Let's see. I'm going to change the category to everything. Oh, look at that guy. It's anyone's game. It's anyone's game still. Here we go. I'm not quitting. This is a way, it's one, two, three, four, five. It's five words. Oh, perfect. And this is a way of saying, this is a way of telling somebody to be quiet. Shut your freaking mouth. No, but it's like that kind of thing. Shut your pie hole. What do you put in the top of a wine bottle? A cork. Put a cork in it. Yes. God, yes. Oh, it's the color of camos. Green. Yeah, but there's another word, like I put this in my martini. A green olive. All the way around.
Olive green. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, never. Never. I mean, it's a city in Canada, and it's the city and the province. So if you don't lose, you... Winnipeg. Winnipeg. It is in not a... Winnipeg, Manitoba. Winnipeg, Manitoba. I would have never got that. I would have never got that. Let me tell. M1, Shelly, they're still hanging in there for you. Shelly, they're hanging in there for you. Hanging a line. Got it. All right, here we go. All right, I'm going to change this effing category. There you go. What are you doing? Oh. I'm going to change it to entertainment. Oh, how convenient. Hello, sir. Mikey's Achilles' Hill. All right. What's a hill? What's an Achilles' Hill? It's my Achilles' Hill. Is it Euron? No, it's a hill in Greece. A hill in Greece. Achilles' Hill. Achilles' Hill. Achilles' Hill. Are we ready? We're ready. Let's do this. Oh, he's a singer and a rock. He's a singer and a cool J. I don't know why.
I'm blanking. I'm panicking. Okay. He just got a Grammy with Jay-Z and Kanye West. Yes. Come on. Oh, no. It's one word, but it's one word that sounds like one word. Sorry. It's one word that sounds like two words. I need a clue. Any clue will do. Howl. Howling. No, what is that kind of animal? A wolf. Yeah, okay. It sounds like that. The first part of it. The second letter of the alphabet. It's an old book. They made a movie out of it. Call the wild wolves. It's got that word in it. Wild wolves.
All you had to say was Grendel. So now we're tied? Now we're tied. Yes, we're tied. Three to three is the next one. You can't say the third letter or anything like that because then you can just spell it. Okay, it's the third letter and the fourth letter. That's true. That's fine. Dang it. Dang it. You guys are slipping. I'm going to leave it at the same category. This is entertainment? Yes. Entertainment. It's my Achilles heel. It is. Achilles heel. Achilles heel, apparently. Here we go. Oh, wow. Fake. The kind of soup you eat, it's a red and white can. Campbell's. Naomi Campbell. No, no. And then the last name is like the vehicles that drive that deliver the big boxes to your house. Campbell UPS? No, no. UPS Campbell. Campbell FedEx. No, no. It's a color. It's a color. It's a color. Campbell Brown. Yes. Oh, wow. I don't know. He was in training day with Denzel Washington. I don't know. Okay. He was married to Uma Thurman. Cheated on her. I don't know. My dad is M1 Hawk. Okay. Ethan Hawke. Yeah! Okay. Oh, Men in Black. Will Smith. Yes! Dance word! You just said her name. She was in Kill Bill. Uma Thurman! Yes! I've never fought for anything so hard in my entire life. Oh, my God. My goodness.
I could have gotten that one, too. It's Helen Marin. Veronica, we just got you a hamburger. Veronica, let me tell you something. I am stressing out with you guys. Let me tell you something. We have never fought so hard for a victory. And they came back. They came back. They're a worthy adversary. Yes, they are. They came back. Holy cow. Thank you. I will make you guys oatmeal cookies on Friday. I love you. I love you. I love you. You're the best. Hang on the line. Veronica says she's going to bake us oatmeal cookies for the live broadcast that we're doing on Friday at the House of Blues, and she's the best baker. Maybe some Rice Krispie Treats. Oh, yeah. She's made us those two. That'll be my cheat day. Weird. What's weird about it? I get one a week. If it ends in Y, you'll be cheating. Gosh, this guy is on you. Not me, pal. Oh, man. Can't get my head anymore. This is, this is, what is her name? Reese Witherspoon. Talking about something that her mom did not know that she had to explain. How are your folks doing? They're doing great. They're still in Nashville. You get in touch with them, I guess, all the time, right? Yeah, I'm always into it. My mother is now the other day.
She called me up, and I was with the kids, and she said, I need to talk to you. I said, whatever. She said, I need to know something. I need to know what a D-bag is. Oh, my God. I said, Mom, I can't talk to you about that. I don't. And she goes, you are going to tell me, because if you don't tell me, nobody's going to tell me. Okay, so I told her what it was. I was like, this is what it is. How had it come up? Had she heard this? She said, I heard one man calling another man that on television. I said, I told her what it was, and then she said to me, now why would anybody want to call somebody that? Right. Good point. I have no idea. She goes, all right, goodbye. You ever had to explain to your parents something like they like a hook, like hookup. Your parents probably don't know what the term hookup means or a booty call. Yeah. Junk in the trunk. I had to explain that one to my mom. That is perfect. Those things. You would know. They kill me. Yes.
She's got a little junk in the trunk. That's a good thing, though, right? Isn't that a good thing? Yeah. You know what? Now that I remember, it was actually dumps like a truck. It was when the thong song was out. Oh, wow. And my mom goes, yeah, you do. I said, Mom, do you even know what dumps like a truck are? And she said, thumbs. You have thumbs like a truck. I'm like, what does that even mean? What would thumbs like a truck mean? Oh, you know, truck thumbs. I don't know. You just have long thumbs. Yes. I do. Thanks, Mom. Thank you. She somehow turned something she didn't know into an insult to you. Speaking of insults, Jay has written a song about Adele. Hello, Governor. Oh, my God. That's how it starts? It's not true. It's actual recording of Adele with her producer. Who's Adele? Adele. It's an actual recording of Adele with her producer. Early days. Here we go. Hello, Governor. Let's make a record. Bloody mad. Still working on the lyrics. Thank the Lord I still have a boyfriend to go home to, or this song would sound way different. Bloody love, Liv. Here we go. Cut five, two, three, four, three, two. Here we go. To feed me isn't cheap. Let's take one. Okay, here we go. Who's who? Yes, it is. It's Adele. There's a hamburger clogging up my heart. Reaching for a napple pie, and it's making me want to fart.
I always order a big glass of beer. Go ahead and take me out and I'll eat that buffet bear. See how I eat a meal that was meant for two. Don't underestimate the things that I will chew. There's a doctor worried about my heart. Smoking like a chimney sweep and it's making my lungs so dark. The drive-through at Wendy's reminds me of us. It keeps me thinking I almost ate it all. The stares of the stage, they leave me breathless. I can't help feeling that I could have ate it all. To feed me isn't cheap. You had the food inside. You had your van, and you gave it to me cheap. Cotterdale, that's pretty good, but let's go back and try that first line. Oh, my gosh. Producer, that's what he's doing. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. What's his beyond words? It's so much more than I expected, and it made me so much happier than I thought it would. Listen again to how it begins. Hello, governor. Let's make a record. Cockney.
Hello, Governor. Let's make a record. Bloody Mad, still working on the lyrics. Thank the Lord I still have a boyfriend to go home to, or this song would sound way different. Bloody Love, Liv. Here we go. He wrote a script that he... And he wrote it himself, and it still is sounding like he's reading it. And he wrote it himself. What is Bloody Love, Liv? I don't know. Hello, Governor. Cockney. Let's make a record. Bloody Mad, still working on the lyrics. Thank the Lord I still have a boyfriend to go home to, or this song would sound way different. Bloody love, Liv. Here we go. Bloody love, Liv. He is one of the strangest pot smokers I've ever... Hello, governor. Let's make a record. Bloody mad. Still working on the lyrics. Thank the Lord I still have a boyfriend to go home to, or this song would sound way different. Bloody love, Liv. Here we go. Cut five, two, three, four, three, two. Here we go. To feed me is cheap. Let's take one. Okay. Here we go. Who's who? Here we go. There's a hamburger clogging up my heart. Reaching for an apple pie and it's making me want to fart. Oh, God. I always order a big glass of beer. Go ahead and take me out and I'll eat that buffet bear.
See how I eat a meal that was meant for, too. Don't underestimate the things that I will chew. There's a doctor worried about my heart. Smoking like a chimney sweep and it's making my lungs so dark. The drive-thru at Wendy's reminds me of us. It keeps me thinking I almost ate it all. The stares of the stage, they leave me breathless. I can't help feeling that I could have ate it all. To feed me isn't cheap. You had the food inside your van. And you gave it to me cheap. That's pretty good, but let's go back and try that first line. He lost his accent. Yes. The producer lost his accent. So, yeah. Yes. Suddenly went... Different guy. Different producer? Sometimes you're just glad it's over. Thank you. I love it. For that. It's the greatest. Wow. Wow. Wow. Just when I think he can't... He can't top what he did last time. He does. We have two great things when we come back. One, I'm going to tell you what the heaviest man in the world eats. So it's a diary. Oh.
The Mikey Show. I like it. I like it. Be a part of the show. 570-1949. Or shoot him a text. 949mikey at gmail.com. You're a nerd. More coming up in just a couple. FM 94.9. Valentine's Day is almost here, but this time you are ready. You reach into your pocket and hand her a heart-shaped box of chocolates. Her look says, how sweet. And then she opens it. And you know she'll remember this moment forever. This Valentine's Day, turn a special moment into a forever moment with the Diamond Heart Pendant Necklace from Ben Bridge Jeweler. A sparkling, brilliant cut diamond gracefully embraced in a heart of sterling silver. Hidden inside a heart-shaped box of Seattle chocolates, it's a sweet gift. And at just $99, an affordable extravagance. The Diamond Heart Pendant Necklace from Ben Bridge Jeweler. Celebrating a century as your personal jeweler. Fashion Valley, and all major malls. Enter the Ben Bridge $100,000 Wedding of the Century Sweepstakes. You could win $100,000 in jewelry, cash, and honeymoon prizes. Visit Ben Bridge Jeweler on Facebook and enter today. Standard superhero lore will tell you that every hero has a special powers card they can pull out whenever they're faced with a challenge. Teleportation, the ability to fly, or communicate with sea life, all fine examples. But now, there is a special power we can all harness.
The power of being able to save money really, really well. When you're ready to save money at Wells Fargo, we're with you. With our exclusive way to save savings account, you can save money automatically. Every time you use your debit card to make a purchase or pay a bill with Wells Fargo online bill pay, $1 is transferred from your Wells Fargo checking to your way to save account. You can also set up recurring daily or monthly transfers to save even more money fast. Start utilizing your special power to save money. Call, click, or stop by Wells Fargo to discuss how WayToSave can help you start saving automatically. You'll be surprised how a few simple steps can yield positive results. Wells Fargo. Together we'll go far. Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., member of DIC. Having McDonald's without a Coke? That's like driving a monster truck with 10-inch tires. Like having a great date on a bad hair day. Gaming with no controller. Texting with only one thumb. Get it together at McDonald's and complete your meal with a refreshing, satisfying, icy cold Coca-Cola or a soft drink. Any large for just 69 cents. That's the stuff. The simple joy of having it all. At participating McDonald's a la carte only. As a service to those about to try McDonald's new Chicken McBites, we offer proper popping procedure. With thumb and forefinger, grasp the poppable pieces of juicy premium chicken breast seasoned to homestyle perfection. Position directly in front of open mouth. Then pop.
Smile. Repeat. And now, get snack-sized Chicken McBites for just $1.99. Don't wait, though. Chicken McBites are here only for a limited time. The simple joy of poppable perfection. Prices and participation may vary for a limited time. This year, Southern Californians will be given one chance to see one of the greatest spectacles in sports. One chance to see Jimmy Johnson, Jeff Gordon, Dale Jr., and Tony Stewart battle. One chance to go. And that's why. When NASCAR comes to Auto Club Speedway March 23rd through 25th, it's go time. An action-packed weekend kicks off Friday, March 23rd, with drive for COPD qualifying day. Then the Royal Purple 300 on Saturday. And finally on Sunday, the home of Five Wide Racing hosts the Auto Club 400. Don't miss your one chance to see the thrill of NASCAR live. Great seats start at just $30, and parking is always free. Get your tickets today. Visit AutoClubSpeedway.com. or call 800-944-RACE. See Dale Jr. and Danica Patrick with the Dale and Danica package. For just $99, you'll get a ticket to the Royal Purple 300 and Auto Club 400, Pit Pass, and exclusive Q&As with each driver. Call 800-944-RACE for tickets or visit AutoClubSpeedway.com. Guys, why is it important to increase your testosterone levels? Because testosterone is what makes a man a man. It's no secret as we age, our testosterone levels decline.
So if you're a man and are experiencing any of the following symptoms, you qualify for a risk-free trial of bravado. But first, you have to answer yes to one of the following. Are you concerned about your sex drive? Do you worry about your strength and libido? What about stamina and endurance? Well, if you want to promote your libido, muscle mass, and increase your testosterone levels, we're going to give you a risk-free trial of bravado. Just call this toll-free number and claim yours. 1-800-500-7537 We guarantee once you try Bravado, you won't believe the difference. That's why we'll let you try it risk-free. Call now for your risk-free trial of this breakthrough supplement and increase your testosterone levels naturally. Call 1-800-500-7537. That's 1-800-500-7537. 1-800-500-7537. Hear that? That's the sound of you waking up to another day at your dead-end job. I just really need you to have a more positive attitude with the customers. We've been over this before. And that? That's the sound of your boss getting on your case again. That? That's your wake-up call to make a change. Now hear this?
That's the sound of you calling California College San Diego at 1-800-390-6489 so you can begin career training that can change your life. Call 1-800-390-6489. All it takes is one phone call to learn more about how California College San Diego can help you get the career you want and deserve. That's 1-800-390-6489. 1-800-390-6489. Call now. An open letter. to bumper-to-bumper traffic from a new BMW 3 Series driver. Dear bumper-to-bumper traffic, we've spent a lot of time together over the years. Me, frantically changing lanes, hoping to find the one that will magically open up. You, just being you, standing still, not moving. But now that I have an all-new 2012 BMW 3 Series with Connected Drive, you aren't so bad. I can stream music through Pandora, connect to Facebook and Twitter, and receive emails. I'm completely connected to the world, even at a mind-boggling three miles per hour. So, bumper-to-bumper traffic, at least now I don't need to pretend I'm somewhere more appealing, like an airport on my birthday in Siberia. The all-new 2012 BMW 3 Series with connected drive. We only make one thing, the ultimate driving machine.
Experience the all-new redesigned BMW 3 Series with no-cost maintenance at your San Diego County BMW centers today. Visit sdcountybmw.com to find the BMW center near you. This report, it's brought to you by the Port of San Diego. Visit thebigbay.com for details about what's happening on San Diego's waterfront. For restaurant deals, family discounts, and other Big Bay bonuses, go to thebigbay.com. Well, things have started to clear up. I like this. Lemon Grove Avenue, the on-ramp to the 94 westbound. They've got tow trucks on the scene there. Also, the 805 is starting to slow just a little bit. The 805 northbound, 43rd Street is down to about 43 miles an hour. And then we've got something, well, this was an earlier accident on the 52 westbound, but it has started to clear up. There was a lot more slowing than what we're looking at now. The ramp from the 125 is about 14 miles an hour. This report brought to you by Allstate. Let an Allstate agent make your life easier by bundling your policies. They'll help you do the switching and the paperwork. Find an Allstate agent near you at Allstate.com. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. BZT San Diego, a Lincoln Financial Media Station. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I don't like it when it's cheap. Lauren. I was a bit of a pyro when I was a kid. Woods. I haven't moisturized for days. Dying. And Jay. I'm an awesome beer drinker on the court. On FM 94.9.
It's Facebook.com slash Mikey Show, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. And you can like the page and become a fan of the Mikey Show that way. But there's a lot of people on our Facebook page right now really loving Jay's new song. It's called To Feed Me Isn't Cheap. It's a parody of Adele's Rolling in the Deep. The thing that is so fascinating about it is that Jay, in addition to giving us a parody song, actually gave us almost like a play. Yeah, it's a one-act play. Yeah, it's a one-man play. One-man, one-act play. And it was a producer telling Adele, let's take one here. Let's go. In full-on Cockney accent. Yes.
And by the end of the song, the producer had become American. Yeah, yeah. Lost the accent completely. Great cut there. Good job, Adele. Fantastic. We'll play it for you again in a little bit. I'm Mikey. That's Woods. That's L-O-B. That's Jay. And our phone screener today is Crab. That's Crab. Woods. Yes. You got to tell me. I've been hearing this everywhere and seeing this, and I need you to tell me. Dude. Who is Jeremy Lin? I'm telling you what. For the last two mornings, I've been driving to work, and I put on three different sports talk shows in the morning. Every single one for the last two days, all they've been talking about is Jeremy Lin. He is a point guard for the New York Knicks. Dude, I'm seeing it on ESPN. Everywhere. I don't know who he is and what the deal is. Well, he went to... People are obsessed. They are obsessed. Yeah, Linsanity. Linsanity. Lining. Yes, it's all... Dude, let me tell you about this kid. He's been cut a bunch of times. He was almost cut again. He went to Harvard. He was undrafted. I mean, this guy has come off the bench. Well, he's Asian, too. And he's Asian, too. Which is interesting for the NBA. Yes, he's like the first or only Asian point guard ever to...
play. Really? Yeah. I mean, Yao Ming was a center and they've had some guys, but this guy has been averaging like 20 points a game, seven boards. He's unbelievable. He's led them to five consecutive wins. They were in the toilet. The Knicks were like on a downward slope. He went to Harvard? Went to Harvard. Because that doesn't seem like a big basketball school. No, it's not. It's not. And he is getting... Crazy amounts of attention. Shares of MSG, which is the Madison Square Garden, rose $1.12. It rose 3.6% to close at $32.27 on Monday. The stock? The stock for Madison Square Garden. Because of him. Yeah. His jersey is like, you can't find it. Yeah. They didn't prepare for it. I mean, it's selling out. They didn't prepare for that. 23 years old. And this kid, because he's so, is he a rookie? Yeah. Well, yes. Technically. I mean, technically he's a rookie. He's a 23-year-old. Right, he hasn't played. He's like a phenomenal basketball player, and he's been given this chance, and he's taken it, and he's run with it. And he's doing the most he can with this opportunity. I actually have audio of him talking about this crazy ride he's been on. I try not to read too much of the newspaper, but, you know, when we go to the Garden and we play and the fans come out of full force.
I mean, that makes everyone excited, and we feed off their energy, and it's awesome to play in the Garden right now. Yeah, and his teammate, Amari Stoudemire, he was out for four days. He lost his brother. He was out for four games. They won all four games. He was gone. He's back, and now he is saying, look, this guy's a godsend. He's the next Steve Nash, which is high praise. You know, he was definitely on his way. Steve's, you know, obviously on the all-time breaks. But Jeremy, if he keeps going to keep improving, he's a continued success. He'll be right there with Nash. He's that good like Steve Nash good? He's like crazy ball handling skills, crazy shooting talent. He's got that motor, the motor that doesn't stop. And he's a point guard. He's a point guard. From Harvard. I mean, he's been cut a bunch of times. It's a crazy story. That is. It drives me nuts still, though. I don't want to hate on the guy because it's great what he's doing. How the mania, like we went from Tebow to now it's like Linsanity. Yes. Tebow mania to Linsanity. Why do we need these bits? Here's the deal. Americans love to love an athlete for five minutes. Here's the thing. Get ready for it because this summer the Olympics are back. Yay. So it's going to happen this summer. It's going to be someone. There will be a new Michael Phelps. There will be, there's always somebody.
And you remember them forever because the mania becomes so intense. At the death of a sports reporter, I'll lose my mind. Yeah, you are. Yeah. Okay. The heaviest man in the world is 42-year-old guy in England. He weighs 812 pounds. His name is Keith Martin. This is an actual example of what he eats on a daily basis. For breakfast, eight ham sandwiches or hot dogs, eight. Lunch, he has an entire cake, full packages of cookies, chocolate, sugary coffee drinks like Frappuccinos. For dinner, between four and 16 sausages. A full family-sized bag of chips or multiple servings of pot roast. and potatoes. That doesn't include any snacks that he eats in between. Add it up, he eats an estimated 12,000 calories a day. Oh my God. Six times what I eat. Who brings that guy food? Because he's not getting up out of bed. He's got a dealer. It's not cheap either. And that's the thing. If the person refused and said, I'm not going to do this.
what's he going to do about it? Yeah, right. So why has no one done that? Can he not walk, Jay, at all? No. No, you know he can't. But, I mean, if that's a deal, you would think that somebody would be like, I'm not going to do it. Right. I mean, that is crazy. Eight ham sandwiches for breakfast. Mm-hmm. Or hot dogs. Oh, my God. Or, you know. Or hot dogs. Or eight hot dogs. It's hideous. Oh, yeah. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. How about this one? I found an article that was written in 1911. The article is talking about what life would be like in 100 years. This article comes coming from Ladies Home Journal. That is a true story. Ladies Home Journal, 1911. Why? Why? Why are you looking in Ladies Home Journal? Did you take my Ladies Home Journal from me? Well, I did as long as you were alive 100 years ago.
This is real. From 100 years ago. These were the predictions that they had that would happen within the next 100 years. Why? They believed that trains would be able to go at an unruly 150 miles per hour. As you know, the bullet train goes up to 250 miles an hour. Now, that's just a normal one. How about this? Why, in 100 years, there will be no mosquitoes or flies. Insect screens will be a thing of the past and not necessary. You see, boards of health will have drained all stagnant pools filled in swamplands, and all chemicals will be treated in the water to allow...
for there to be no mosquitoes or flies in existence. Also, within 100 years, there will be no wild animals. What? They believed that rats and mice will have been exterminated. Wow. Yeah. They thought that we would not take drugs by swallowing them. They thought that within the next 100 years, something would be developed so that you didn't have to take drugs by swallowing them. They thought that there would be peas as large as beets. This is real. That's hideous. There would be roses that would come in black, blue, and even green. That's true. There are. Yeah, there are. You get black roses, I know that for sure. There will be ready-cooked meals that you can buy.
Whoa. It's a true story. Yeah. I mean, back then, it was a crazy thought that cooking would happen anywhere other than your house. Ready-cooked meals for sale. It'd be a place called Sprouts. You can get turkey meatloaf. Let's see. Automobiles would be cheaper than horses. Good call. Well, if it's a racing horse, it's cheaper. Why, you'll be able to go to England in two days. How freaking crazy is that? I love it. And we need to do now. Now, I'd like to see one from today to see what it'd be like 100 years from now. I know. Well, you should just look in your issue of Ladies Home Journal. That's right, Mike. From February. The Ladies Home Journal from this month.
This is what I can tell you. Whatever we think is probably not going to happen because this stuff is stupid. Yeah. So whatever we think is going to happen in 100 years probably ain't happening in 100 years. Let's see. I thought it was fantastic. That is fantastic. I do believe that we will not have wires. I believe that wires will be a thing of the past. Everything will be wireless. Yes. How will it charge? By something inside the wall that's magnetic. I love it. Yeah. Sold. So you don't have to plug in your TVs. You don't have to plug in anything. There won't be any plugging in. I would love that. The back of your TV won't have wires going from the, you know, cables. There won't be cables. There's already a bunch of stuff, you know, like razors and stuff now. Everything has a charger. Yeah. But you have to plug the charger in. Yes. Well, the worst thing to me, dude, is plugging stuff in. That's the worst thing to you. There's no bigger beating than having to get strips to plug stuff in. It's just, it's a beating. So.
That's what I think will happen. Let's see. We have worse clothing trends that are happening right now. Now, I'm not aware of a lot of them because I just don't know what's going on. I am. Tell me, Ella B. The wide bottom shirts. Okay, this is the thing that's in for girls now. It's like they're shorter. Like, they're right to the top of your pants, but they're wide. Like, I don't know who those look good on, but that's what they have for the girls now. They're wide shirts, fluorescent. Proof that chicks don't know what guys... Yeah, I mean, they just have no idea. Yeah, I mean, maybe they think that it's cool on another chick, but we don't think that's cool. We don't think it's sexy. How would you want a wide shirt unless you're pregnant? I don't know. I've seen a lot of people in the mom pants again, like the mom shorts that come way up high. And I like those. Oh, they're... Chicks are wearing shorts that come up high. But you know what's good is it pushes the boobs up. Yeah, it also hides your belly, which we like. But it flattens it and accentuates it. No, we can't. All men want to see skin. We want to see skin. But that's trashy, to have your skin hanging out? No. Low-hanging jeans are better than jeans that come up to your camp. You've been doing it. And by the way, only women think it's trashy.
To have your mirror shot? Yeah, men. Oh, we love it. Women think stuff is trashy that guys do not think is trashy at all. We don't think it's trashy. My father would think it was trashy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, probably. Your father would. Probably, but, you know, dads are conservative. I will say they're making them awfully short, though. The shorts come up high, but they're shorter so you can see the second cheek. Yeah, you can see. Second butt. Yeah, there is butt cheek now. Full on. Full butt cheek. And where you're like, dude. It's your butt. Yeah, you can't go to high school wearing that. No. But they are. The kids are going to high school wearing stuff with their butt cheeks out. All the, like, 80s stuff is back. Yeah. I like, like, the leggings are back, and that's good. Like, you never thought you would see stretch pants again. What do you guys think of chicks wearing Ray-Bans? Wayfarers. I don't like... Oversized Wayfarers. I don't like the Wayfarer style with the multicolored earpiece. Yeah. It makes me insane. Chicks. In Wayfarers. I like it. I like it. I got no problem with it. But the multicolor ones I hate. But you like the chicks in them? Yeah. How about you, LLB? I don't know what those are. Wayfarers? That's what Tom Cruise wore in Risky Business? Yeah. They're back in style. Huge. They're huge back in style. Yeah. They're more flat, I think, and kind of square. I'm glad that the big sunglasses are kind of going away for girls.
I hated that. For me, a girl cannot look sexier unless she has aviators on. It's my favorite. I think it looks so hot. Yes. I love a girl in aviators. Okay. Let's make a solid rule here. This is a guy rule. Every single guy, I believe, would think that a chick is hot in aviators. No doubt about it. I think so, too. And I believe that every single guy thinks that a chick is not hot in big sunglasses. Agreed. She's covering up a face that's not that great. Then they can actually make her look hotter. To each their own? Yeah. I see those big giant sunglasses, L.O.B. Oh, my gosh. Nothing could be more of a turnoff. I see them less now, which makes me very happy. Yeah. Yeah. Guys want to see you. Yeah. They want to see the face. You're right, dude. Aviators? Sexy. Sexy. Aviators? Jeans. Rock and roll t-shirt. Yeah. That's all I need. The guys that are, the other trend that kills me is the baggy jeans where their underwear is hanging out. I still don't, I still see it everywhere. Yeah, but that's a trend. It's still a trend. Really? I don't get it. I haven't seen dudes wearing baggy jeans with their underwear hanging out. I see skinny jeans on guys. Oh my God, everywhere. With like muffin top coming out. Right. And I'm like, why don't you just wear ones that fit you? Yeah, because it's one thing to eat, you know, it's one thing if you're skinny jeans. Yeah.
Which, by the way, I think is cool if you play a musical instrument. If you're in a band, you get a pass. If you work at Shell, you don't need them. All right. And definitely don't wear them if you're not skinny. Correct. Skinny jeans are for skinny people. Just an opinion. I could never wear skinny jeans. No. I shouldn't. And I'm wearing red skinny jeans, which I'll only wear like a couple times a year. But guys should not be wearing colored skinny jeans. That's my opinion. M1 Gabriel is on the line from San Diego. Are you there, Gabriel? Yeah, I'm here. How are you doing? Good, man. Yeah, regarding the midriff comment for LLB, do you ever notice, guys, that usually when a girl calls something trashy, it's usually just because they're hating because they can't rock that same style they're talking about. LLB could rock it. Oh, she could rock it all day long. She could rock it real good. I could rock it, but I wouldn't. I'm not hating. That's something, a trend that should go out of style. People saying hate it. I'm not hating on it. I'm saying it looks trashy. Yeah, and Ella B could rock them real easy. So if she's saying it, it don't mean she don't. I could have my ass hanging out if I want to, but I'm not going to because it looks trashy. Well, you should have seen it.
It depends. That's classy. It depends on, no, it depends on how you would go about that. There are ways that you could go about it that wouldn't be trashy. And there are ways that you could go about it that would. When would it not look trashy? If you wore a pair of shorts, you're an adult woman. I'm not talking about teenagers. Adult woman that they're real short, but they're not pressing against your body. So your butt may be hanging out, but they're not. pressing up against your body like form-fitting. Does that make sense? It doesn't look like sausage casing. I don't think that's trashy. It is. Chicks are harder on chicks than guys are. I'm not going to deny that it looks sexy to have body parts hanging out, but it's trashy. Let's see. M1 Chuck from San Diego. Go ahead. Yeah, I just wanted to mention about the whole sunglasses idea. Girls can actually wear those big sunglasses if they got, like, that chunky face look. Really? You know, like, if they're not, like... Dude, I don't want to see Adele in giant sunglasses. She has them on in one of her, like, promo photos. That ain't sexy. I hate those. Well, that's true. I mean, but, like, a lot of times, you know, if you wear, like, a pair of sunglasses that's, like, too skinny for your head, you know, it just doesn't look right. You have to get what's...
fitting on your head. Well, I understand that. And I think that you, I agree with you. I agree that, you know, some chick doesn't want to wear, if she's got a big face, she don't want to wear John Lennon, you know, little round. I agree. However, there is a difference between bigger sunglasses for a girl and the oversized. And that's what we're talking about. The oversized glasses. I think should go away. I'm done with. White glasses for men. Yes. White sunglasses for men. You're banned. Yeah. From this country. Fluorescent sunglasses. Yeah. You're banned from this country. M1 Eric from San Diego. Hey, guys. Love the show. You guys crack me up every day on the way to work. Thank you. Just wanted to say the prescription list prescription hipster glasses. USOB. The Garth from. Wayne's World glasses that you don't need to wear them. They're clear lenses and no doctor has told you you have to wear them. You got LASIK three years ago to fix your eyes and then you bought prescription-less glasses. The prescription-less glasses guy and I are not going to get along. You're either prescription-less glasses guy or you're not that guy. He listens to Bone Iver on vinyl. Yes. He refuses to listen to it on...
You know, download it. Now he refuses to listen to it because he won a Grammy. Yeah. So he is no longer listening. 570-1949 is the number. I think that there is nothing sexier than a girl, whether it's shorts or jeans, if you can see a little bit of her stomach. Oh, yeah. And it doesn't matter what she's wearing as a top. T-shirt. whatever, any kind of, I don't know the names of tops for girls, but if you can see any belly at all, you disagree? I'm kind of with L.O.B. You can give me an example. I'll tell you why. I've seen too many with bellies like mine. Okay? Sticking out. And I'm like, you just ruined me for the whole deal. They may not ruin it for me. I may even be. I know. Listen, I'm not a fetish. You're a pregnant, sexist, fetishist, pervert. I'm not a fetishist. Let me explain. There's something about a belly that I don't think you can turn me off with it. I have a legitimate question. I have a legitimate question for you. This better be legitimate. Go ahead. It's legitimate. Find out.
Are you a chubby chaser? I am not a chubby chaser. You are. You've been talking a lot about it lately. I am not a chubby chaser. By definition, if you say, I like to see a belly hanging over a belt. No, I didn't say I like to see a belly hanging over a belt. Verbatim, you said that. I know who the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit model is, and we'll tell you next. Be a part of the Mikey Show now. Text them at 949mikey at gmail.com. Or call Mikey now. 57019. More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. 10 News in the Morning wants to send you to Disneyland Resort. With more inspiration, more galaxies to explore, and memories to last a lifetime. Watch 10 News at 6 a.m. for the word of the day. Then enter at 10news.com to win Disneyland Resort tickets. All new on The Doctors.
Sizzling Valentine's Day secrets. Looking younger, losing weight, and yes, better sex tonight. Plus, the perfect gift, the best chocolate. You're probably going to get a lot of the benefits of the cocoa. Even bedroom tips from sex expert Dr. Ruth. Very important. Also, kissing can help you burn calories. We're turning up the heat on a special edition of The Doctors. Today at 4 on ABC10. Wild pigs, known for destroying land, attacking pets, and wreaking havoc, have found their way to San Diego. This could be some fresh pig digging right there. The extreme hunting measures being considered to eliminate the entire pig population. Today at 5 on 10 News. Hi, this is Ella B, and I want to talk to you again about Ovation Cell Therapy. I have been using it for over a year now, and I am absolutely in love with the product. My hair looks better than it's ever looked. It's thicker, stronger, longer, and I get so many compliments on how it looks. my favorite things about using Ovation is getting other people turned on to it as well. I have given the gift of beautiful hair to my mom, to my sister. A ton of listeners have reached out to me. And Woodsy, who do you now have using Ovation Cell Therapy? First, thank you for turning my wife, Jamie, on to Ovation, who in turn turned me on to it. Now I have given the men's max pack to our friend and our producer, Jay Isbell. He will soon enough have thicker, stronger, and longer hair. Log on to OvationHair.com and be sure
sure to select FM949 at checkout and you're going to get a special introductory discount. And don't just take our word for it. It is 100% guaranteed or your money back. So for thicker, stronger, longer hair, log on to OvationHair.com and remember to select FM949 at checkout for your special introductory rate. Back to programming in a minute, but first, listen to this. Seems the New York Mint is releasing to the public classic U.S. gold coins. There's a number you can call for free historical information and a free DVD. But first, It says that during the Great Depression, people were clamoring for gold coins because no one wanted to face economic turbulence without the security of gold. The government finally took them out of circulation, and a government meltdown was ordered. That's why most of us have never even seen a classic U.S. gold coin. But recently, a stash was discovered in Europe, gleaming U.S. gold coins minted between 1866 and 1933. all uncirculated. It says the New York Mint is releasing them to the public on a first-come, first-served basis when you call. Here it is, 1-800-919-5766. Wouldn't that be amazing to hold U.S. history? Okay, if you want that free historical information and the free collector's DVD, the number to call is 1-800-919-5766. 1-800-919-5766. It's no secret that the secret to a great relationship is communication.
And this Valentine's Day, Vons has the gifts at Vons Club prices that will help you say all the right things, like, I really care about you, and aren't you glad I didn't get you a flash drive like last year? Roses definitely speak her language. A dozen roses are just $19.99. Tell her she's one of a kind with handcrafted XOX logo case, only $9.99 each. Say she's stunning. with stunning tulips. Fresh cut tulips are just $6.99 each, 10 stem bunches. And right now at Vons, when you purchase $50 or more in gift cards, along with a bouquet of flowers, you'll receive a $10 coupon for your next shopping trip. Mix and match from over 250 gift cards from fashion to dining to entertainment. Perfect for that special someone. Say, I love you with Valentine's gifts from Vons. And sign up for Just For You, our online tool that lets you save more than ever on groceries. You can save $75 in 5 minutes. Sign up for Just For You at Vons.com. Vons, ingredients for life. When Ford, Honda, and Toyota owners drove a Chevy, Cruise Eco, and a Sonic, something unexpected happened. I actually would like to drive away in this car right now. I keep forgetting that it's a Chevy. The price is great. It's really comfortable. I have great visibility. I feel safe. When I think of Chevys, I think of like dudes in a truck. So this is actually honestly surprising in a good way. So there you have it.
They fell for Chevy after just one test drive. Will you dare to compare your car to a Chevy and get a great deal? Visit your local Chevy dealer today. Now, very well-qualified lessees can get a low-mileage lease on an EPA-estimated 36 MPG Highway Cruise LS for around $159 a month for 24 months with 1809 due at signing. No security deposit required. Mileage charge of 20 cents per mile over 24,000 miles. Tax, title, license, and dealer fees extra. Your payments may vary. Residency restrictions apply. Call 1-800-950-CHEV for details. Visit your local Chevrolet dealer today. GEICO talks about the job. At GEICO, we've been serving the military for 75 years, so we know the military never sleeps. That's why GEICO's also on the job 24-7. Whether you are active duty, guard, reserve, retired, or a veteran, we're there when duty calls, just like you are. See how much GEICO's military discounts on car insurance could save you. Go to GEICO.com, call 1-800-MILITARY, or contact your local GEICO agent today. GEICO talks about being there. At GEICO, we've been serving the military for 75 years, so we know that when it comes to service, there's nothing like boots on the ground. That's why GEICO's agents are stationed near most U.S. bases, so you can talk to an expert who knows the lay of the land.
See how much GEICO's military discounts on car insurance could save you. Talk to your local GEICO agent today. Or call 1-800- On average, 1 in 30 homes get hit by termites. Get to them before they get to you with the Terminex Ultimate Protection Guarantee. Call 1-800-Terminex for your no-obligation inspection. At Mossy Nissan, they know you've done your research. That's why they give you their lowest rock-bottom price right up front, clearly marked on every new Nissan. Drive better for less today at all six Mossy Nissan locations and at mossynissan.com. This report is brought to you by Walgreens. This Valentine's Day, just go to Walgreens. You'll find all your Valentine's favorites in one place, like home. Walmart cards and gifts and Lindor truffles. Shopping simplified at Walgreens. Well, it looks like we've got a few things going on right now. As you head over on the 52 eastbound before Mass Boulevard, there's an accident there. The 8's a tough one. You've got three incidents going on. The 8 westbound before Wearing Road. Then you have the 8 west at Mission Center Road. They're waiting on a tow truck there. And the 8 westbound of the 125 south connector, an accident. Swinging over to the 805, pretty much the same story. It's a long stretch of slowing here.
the 805 northbound to the 80s connector, and you've got slowing all the way until you hit the 54 westbound at the 805 north. This report also brought to you by Mercedes-Benz. This just in from Mercedes-Benz, the car of your dreams, can now be the car in your driveway. Drive the C250 sport sedan for a low lease of only $349 a month, but only from your local authorized Mercedes-Benz dealers. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. It's time for the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report. This is Bird from Bird Surfshed with the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report for you Tuesday morning, brought to you by Mossy Nissan. They will pay you cash for your car. Go to MossyNissan.com for all the details. SurfWise today looking really weak and bleak out there in terms of conditions. Sizable, though, to be sure. West-Northwest wind ground swell continues to pump out ways in that chest-shoulder-high zone. Some solid head-high to overhead waves coming through, but once again...
All blown out and stormy from some strong, gusty west-northwest winds that have been plaguing us since yesterday. Beach break's just big and junky. Really hard to find anywhere to paddle out at all there. It would be really tough to do so as it is really consistent. Reef break's just a sloppy mess as well. So it looks like it's trying to clean up a little bit today. However, there are still some scattered showers. Just have to see which way the wind blows literally. For up-to-the-minute surf reports forecast, go to surfline.com. And don't forget, Mossy Nissan will pay you cash for your cars. Go to Masudison.com for details. The Authentic Surf Report can only be heard three times daily right here on FM 94.9. This has been the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report. Back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I need some new Malin and Goetz Bergamont body wash or any type of body wash. Woods. I'm Steve Woods. I'm all American man, okay? I eat Kraft American singles. That's right. I drive a Chevy truck. Lauren. I'm going to go get the frozen bottle. And break me off a piece of algae every morning and just down the hatch. And Jay. If my dog bites me too hard, we're playing. I'll hold him down and I'll go right for this jugular. On FM 94.9. Been a minute since we played the Dear John. It's like honey in my ears. Speaking of honey in your ears, you know who Kate Upton is, don't you? Do I? Old man.
You know, she's going to be the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model. Yeah, it is. Yeah, one must admit, she is darn near flawless. Yeah, she's easy on the eyes. Easy on the eyes. 19 years of age. Oh, really? Damn it. Smallest bottoms in the world on that picture. Jay sometimes gives me shivers. Yeah. There's chills. I put the picture on the Mikey Show fan page. Yes, you did. I had to walk into that noise from Woods and Jay. It made me want to not be a female. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, boy. So gross. She is pretty, isn't she? She is something else. She's dating Mark freaking Sanchez. She could do better. 100%. He's great, but she could do better. Man.
That S.O.B. Lucky. How old is he? 24, 25. Yeah. Gosh. And he's dating Kate Upton. She's from Florida. Maybe she's his beard. Probably not. That's the worst part of it. I know. I can dream. You can dream, pal. But guess what? Man. Kate Upton and Sanchez. I think they're a deal. Two-thirds of women have no problem with a guy shaving his legs. Two-thirds? Two-thirds. That's ridiculous. That's absurd. Ladies, what's wrong with you? Bicycling Magazine. 64% of women said, yeah, they have no problem with a guy who shaves his legs. Men were less likely to be into it. Only 46% gave shaved legs a positive response. Who's the 46%? Who's that guy?
Who's shave your legs guy? Easy, Lance Armstrong. Yeah, if you're Michael Phelps or Lance Armstrong, you're good. If you're Jim from IB and you shave your legs, you're a clown. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Why? Why? I don't know. Why? I've seen it before. Me too. I have friends that do it back home. They shave everything. I'm like, your guys are, that's weird. So that it looks better with heels? Yeah. Yeah. Looks better in boy shorts. In a skirt. Yes. If they wear boy shorts, it's sexier. It's sexier. Because there is no reason for a dude to be shaving his legs. No, there's not. Unless you are an Olympic swimmer or, you know, a professional bike rider. Don't. You don't. I have. Jay. Well, that's when you were a transvestite. There's more than the reason that you think. It's not just to be aerodynamic. What? To be dynamic. No, it's to, if you get injured. It's easier to apply because you're always falling off your bike or, you know, doing something like that. So it's easier to do first aid. It's for the bandages. They stick. 100%. You're a fetishist. Yeah. If you did it, you just wanted an excuse. I have the most manly of man friends that do it. No, they're not manly. They're not manly. By definition, they're not. They're super manly. You're telling me they shave their legs just in case. J-I-C. Just in case they.
Cut themselves. They're always cutting themselves. That's the thing. They're always dragging across rocks. You're always falling off your bike. Jay, I tape my wrists for baseball. Oh, then you're a wimp. I don't shave my wrists, so I just pull it off. Yeah, but it's different than that because it's for a bandage. Bandages don't just go all the way around your leg unless you're tying a tourniquet. That is... Picture a man standing over a tub. Yeah. With... Shaving cream on his legs and a Venus razor just going up his legs. Oh, my gosh. Go ahead, Harold. Hey, how's it going? Good. If I'm in a competition, arm wrestling competition, where it's going to be filmed for TV, I'll shave my arms. Make some look bigger? Make some look bigger, nicer, a little shiny. And more womanly. And more womanly. It's lame. It's lame. I love you, Harold. I love you, Harold. There's no way that you should be shaving your arms. It looks like a woman is arm wrestling. womanly about my arms. That's true. When they're shaved, there is. That's womanly. Actually, women have arm hair. Harold, you could kick the crap out of me and Mike together with one arm tied behind your back, but that's girly. It's girly. You'd beat them up with a girly arm. I'm telling you, Harold is a professional arm wrestler. He competes professionally. There is no doubt that he is the best arm wrestler. However...
shaving your arms, A, unnecessary, B, girly. Yes. Agreed. I love you, though. Love you, dude. I think girls like it better. I'm a hairy beast. Thank you, bro. You're a hairy beast. I'm a hairy beast, and I think girls like it better if you're not a hairy beast. That's not true. What if you're prickly and stubbly? That's disgusting. No, you should get waxed. Wax it up right. No. M1, Tony from PB. Are you there? Yeah, how you doing, guys? You shave your legs. Yeah, I got news for you. I'm a devoted listener to you guys. You guys got it all wrong right now. Why? Body hair is disgusting. Okay? Not only do I shave my legs, I shave my whole body. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. You're Pauly D. You're Pauly D. You're Pauly D from the Jersey Shore. I even know Pauly D. Yeah. You shave your body? Absolutely. Not only is it for, what did you say, bike riders and swimmers, for better lovers.
Okay? So are you a porn star? What's his name? Are you, in fact, a porn star? Are you a K-Line model? Are you a K-Line model? No, come on, a regular dude. But I shave my whole body, and my lady loves it. I'm better in bed. What's your lady's name? What's his name? Let me... His name is your lady. What do you... Now, this is a legitimate question. This is legitimate. This is a legitimate question. All right. Do you use a pink razor? Oh, come on. That's a legitimate question. It's meant to get around the kneecaps and the ankles. What do you use to shave your legs? What do you use to shave your legs? First couple times I did, I tried Nair, and that's not good. It smelled like cucumber. Have you ever tried Summer's Eve before? How about KY warming jelly? Have you tried that? No, no, no. Listen, I use the same stuff I shave my head with. You know, it's just a Mach 3 razor, and it's not hard. It's called manscaping. This is like 2012. There's a difference. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. You shave your legs, right? Right? Yeah. You shave your chest? Yeah. You shave your arms? Yeah. Do you shave under your arms?
You know what? I sweat a lot less because I do. And I tell you, ladies, ladies, dig it. And it's not, it's not this crazy thing. It's not, you know, it's not. Jeffrey Dahmer thinks that you're weird. Hey, what club does your girlfriend dance at? Dude. That was mean. I meant strip club. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was, we were trying to have fun and you took it to us. Yeah, why are you insulting this poor man? That was a little further. That was way further than we wanted to go. I'm 100% straight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, she and I, we have a good time. And I'm telling you guys, you guys are the ones that are disgusting. No. I agree. I agree. Jay, you're not hairline. You don't shave, you do. I have, though, and I don't have a problem with it. And I definitely trim all the bushes back. We all trim the bushes back. Yeah. You've got to at least trim the bushes back. Yeah, dude, we're not like, we don't shave our entire body, though. Are you white? Well, you should, yeah. So you've got your big glacier-y inner thighs all smooth and hairless? Yeah. My inner thighs are pretty much better. Yeah, glacier-y. Seriously. They're glaciers. Yeah. White. Creamy. It makes life better. You know what, L.O.B.? I bet they're not glacier-y. You know why? Spray tan.
Are your legs white? I've got a good tan. I've got a good tan. Weird. That's all I've got to say. Look, nobody complains. I'm 100% straight, and I have a good time, and you shouldn't knock it unless you try it. Oh, don't try it, Mike. Do you tan in a marble bag? No, I do not. Okay, good. What's a marble bag? I don't know. What is that? It's like a little Speedo, a little close to the marble bag, a hammock, a banana hammock. All right, thank you for the call, Tony. That's weird. It's weird, man. I can't imagine putting my little foot up there. That is one of the girliest things. The leg, I mean, it can look sexy for a girl if, like, done right. Oh, yeah. Not that you're ever really, like, doing that for someone except Mike, who's a fetishist. Right. I am not a fetishist. Like, pointing his toe and getting around the knees. M1, Brian from Escondido. Are you there? What's up, Mikey? What's going on? I shave my legs and armpits, too, and chest, but chicks dig it. There's a certain type of hot chicks that like that, so I agree with the last caller. Come on! I picture... You know who I picture? I picture that girl wearing high heels that are see-through. They're, like, clear high heels, like glass, and, like, super bleached, bleached white hair. Giant fake knots. Giant fake knots. Some black and pink streaks in there. Yeah, a black streak in there.
So, basically, hot chicks with fake boobs. Yeah, what's wrong with that? Yeah. That's fair enough. That's fair enough. You got me there, Brian. You got me there, buddy. Wow. Have a good day, guys. Thank you. He sounds like he should be from New Jersey. Yeah, with the leg up on the toilet. Yeah. And the cream. That's the style, like, the Jersey Shore people that you see, there is a huge demographic of people like that in New Jersey that it's, you're hairless. And you're orange, and you're Guido-ish. Yeah, remember me, dude? Wow. Ain't nothing wrong with it. All you do is you're doing it for the girls, man. Is that right? Yeah. You're Frankie. Frankie. Yeah, you're doing it for the girls. You're not doing it for, like, any of us. Yeah, dudes. You're doing it because it's hot to the girls. Now, Frankie, I have a couple of friends of mine are, I'd say, amateur bodybuilders, and they all do it. Yeah. And I have always made fun of them for doing it. Shouldn't. It's funny because they all have the Don Johnson five o'clock shadow. They won't shave their face, but they'll shave the hell out of their legs. Yeah. Well, here's the deal, man. That's masculine. It's not masculine to shave your legs. Well, you should start watching a little TV. You telling me that Pauly D isn't masculine? He's a, I guess he's a, he considered masculine. Not only masculine, he's not just masculine. Cheesy. Cheesy. He's not, he's not cheesy. He's not, he's masculine. He ain't cheesy.
And Chicks Diggum. You know who was masculine? Frank Sinatra was masculine. Chicks will go for it. M1 Laura, are you there? I'm here. Laura from Poway, go ahead. I know, we heard you. Go ahead. You're screaming. I listen to calling in, but what I wanted to say is that my current husband is a big guy, you know, muscular, and when you shave, it really, like, defines the whole body. Yeah, Mike. It looks fabulous. Is he in competitions? No. Okay, then there's no reason to shave. Yeah, what do they need to be defined for? She likes it. There's no reason to shave. She likes it. He hates hair, and you have to keep up with it, because if you let the stubble grow in, then it's not comfortable, like when you're, you know, leg to leg. Yeah, hey, listen, you don't have to explain to me. I know, Frankie, but to other people. Hey, let me, hey, can I, hey, Laura. Yes. Just out of curiosity, what does he look like? Yes.
He's like a big football player. Yeah. What color hair? For lack of a better, I guess you could say he's like a big meathead. Yeah, but what color hair does he have? Brown. Like long brown hair or short brown hair? Short brown hair. What about his eyelashes? He actually has pretty long eyelashes. That's cool. What color are his eyes? Green. How big would you say his biceps are? Just out of curiosity. Thank you. What a question here. You're a weirdo. I know, I know. I'm always comparing myself. Yeah, yeah, that's what you're doing. That's what you're doing. He's got a 56-inch chest and 36-inch waist. Whoa. Did he just tell you that, or do you know that off the cuff?
We know this because one day we were just measuring all our different body parts, and his wrist is bigger than my ankle. You guys are kinky. You guys are kinky. A couple of hairless people. A couple of hairless creams in ballet. You have to measure a night or what? Hey, babe, where's the tape measure? It's Measure Tuesday. I begged my ex-husband to shave clean, and he never did it. Ever, ever, ever. Weird. Of course he didn't. He was a man. He's dating some younger girl. What does he do? He's shaving. Imagine a guy shaving his butt. Yeah, shaving his butt. Imagine. Listen, if you're a guy and you're shaving your butt. You've got to reconsider. You've got to reconsider. Let's say I was single and I was back out there in the dating world. Yes. And I was trying to date younger girls, which we know I would do. I would, if I had to shave my body to get with one of these girls, I would be so self-conscious and mortified when she took my, I'd be, anyway, if she took my shirt off. But if I was all smooth and.
It's more smooth than her. Dude, I naturally don't have a lot of hair on my arms. And I feel self-conscious, even the fact that I don't have a lot of hair on my arms. Me too. Like, I almost wish that I had hairy armpits. I wish I looked like Tom Selleck. Yeah. Yeah, dude. But imagine the maintenance. Like, how much time does that take him? I know. How much time does it... It looks when a guy has hairy armpits, it looks like you've got a squirrel in a headlock. Laura, how much time... L.O.B. asked a good question. How much time does he have to spend doing that? I think the Pacific Ocean runs out of water when he's in the shower. Oh, my God. That is bad on so many levels. He's just in the shower, just shaving. John Wayne is just so proud of men these days. It is a daily upkeep. You people don't get it, man. Frankie, you don't understand. You don't understand because you're not in competition. Are you? Every once in a while, I'll throw in an amateur night. I'll mix in an amateur night. With you and your friends? Sometimes if I'm in Mission Beach, right? Right. And I'm just partying, throwing a couple back. Sometimes competition breaks out. You just whip your shirt off? I'll take my shirt off and I'll be like, I dare any of you guys to all take your shirts off right now. You dare them. I dare any of you guys.
You just have the DJ put It's Raining Man on? Yeah, I'll buy you a beer. Let's see. M1 Garrett from Santee is on the line. Are you there, Garrett? Yep, yep. Go ahead. I got one question. Yes? Which guy is less manly, the guy that shops at Ulta for Mattifier? Oh, yeah. It's a trick question. There's no right answer. There's no right answer. What he's referring to is the fact that Ulta is a woman's cosmetic store, and I go there to buy... mattifier for my face. You're like a preferred club member. There's so much you got a free plush pink robe. It was white. She posted on our Facebook a week ago and said that she's still there if you want to come by. I didn't take it. It was a white robe. I haven't been back.
I haven't been back. I can order all that's on your credit card statement. It's called Urban Decay. If there's anybody that wants to get it for themselves or me, it comes in a purple tube and it's called D. D. Slick. It's called D. Slick. And it's just because I have a grease face. No, I'm not a greasy face. I shouldn't have said that. I don't have a greasy face. I have. I shine. I'll have a little bit of shine on the top of my head. Maybe try some, like, talc. I'm making it worse. Yeah, you're making it worse. Making it worse. Making everything worse. Maybe I should shut my mouth. M1 Rachel, are you there? Are you there, Rachel? Yep, still here, guys. Hi. Go ahead. Hey, I went to a D1 school and I ran cross-country track in college. Uh-huh. And I worked out at the same time as all the football players, all the baseball players, and these guys are, like, ranked nationally and everything. And let me tell you, they all shaved. Different body parts for taping because it made them faster, made them look stronger. And these are big, strong, muscly, manly guys. All of them. I'm going to tell you, this is just something I believe. I believe that they shaved and that it served a purpose. Yeah. Yes. I also believe that they were happy for the excuse. Absolutely.
I remember even in high school going to the trainers and there were some people like that were there every time before practice started, they had to get taped up. They would shave that part. That part. That had to get taped because she's right. It is. It's easier. You know where you don't tape your armpits? Yeah. You don't tape your armpits. You never tape your armpits. I bet there is not one guy that had his shave like that. I say had to shave. I bet there's not one guy that was like, I hate doing this. Internally. They're like, that looks pretty good. And they enjoy it. They're like. Oh, look at me. One time I did it, I hated it. Did? I hated it because it took forever and I've got long, hairy legs. That's disgusting. Don't talk about it. If I was to do it, I would wax it. He liked it. He liked it. There's no doubt. He's talking about waxing his legs. It felt good. He loves waxing. It felt good. Oh, yeah. It felt good. Real smooth and simple. You did get your legs waxed that time we had a waxer. It still is. The hair didn't grow back either. When we come back, I have the top 13 90s starlets who actually stayed hot. I'll tell you next. Yo, coming up. I always have to lick my sticks. That's why I'm wearing these tight, size 42s. Be a part of the show. 570-1949. Or shoot them at 949mikey at gmail.com. I'm sorry, our time is up.
FM 94.9 and the Azusa Pacific University are teaming up again to recognize teachers who make a positive impact on the lives of students when teachers are heroes. Teachers can motivate, excite, and energize. Students look up to teachers, and good teachers should be rewarded for helping students aspire. A good teacher brings more than writing, reading, and arithmetic to the classroom. They help provide a student with tools that will stay with them for the rest of their lives. Do you know a teacher that should be honored? Go to FM949SD.com today and tell us about that special teacher. Teachers are heroes made possible by Azusa Pacific University, Legoland California, Wendy's, and GTM. You are not going to believe the latest from my favorite place to bank, San Diego County Credit Union. Check it out. Now, they just launched SDCCU Mobile Deposit. Check. Snap. Deposit. SDCCU is always on the cutting edge. They're the first local institution to introduce this amazing app. All you have to do is enroll through online banking at SDCCU.com. Download the SDCCU mobile deposit app and log in on your smartphone. It's as easy as check, snap, deposit. Grab your check.
Snap a photo of the front and back, and your deposit is complete. The app is now available for Android and iPhone devices, and the BlackBerry app is coming soon. SDCCU is proud to offer true mobile convenience in addition to their free checking with e-statements and 28,000 surcharge-free co-op ATMs. Get started today. If you're not banking at SDCCU, open your account now at SDCCU.com. San Diego County Credit Union, it's not big bank banking. It's better. There's no fee to use SDCCU mobile deposit. However, message and data rates may apply. Visit SDCCU.com to enroll today. Federally insured by NCUA. Your car or truck is one of the biggest investments you have. If you've come into some extra cash this tax season, visit your local O'Reilly Auto Parts store and let us show you how to improve the safety, reliability, and ultimately the longevity of the vehicle you rely on every day. If you're overdue for an oil change, have smearing and streaking wiper blades, fluid levels that need topped off. squealing brakes, or a check engine light that's been on for a while. Now's the time to reinvest into getting your vehicle back to peak performance. O'Reilly Auto Parts has the exact part you need in stock and at guaranteed low prices. Spend a little of this year's tax refund on your vehicle and avoid costly repairs down the road. O'Reilly Auto Parts. Better parts. Better prices every day. Original. Inventive. Latest and greatest. There are lots of ways to say fresh.
and mercedes-benz is yet another take the 2012 c-class with its aggressive body styling completely redesigned interior and more fuel efficient turbocharged engine the c-class sedan boasts over 2 000 refinements see your authorized mercedes-benz dealer about the 2012 c-class and you'll discover that for 125 years mercedes-benz has also been synonymous with value part of the 2012 lineup of mercedes-benz vehicles the youngest and freshest in the luxury car class The 2012 C250 Sport Sedan is available starting at just $34,800. Test drive one today. MSRP for a 2012 C250 Sport Sedan, exclusive options, taxes, title, registration, transportation, charge, and dealer prep. Options, model availability, and actual dealer price may vary. Some equipment described as optional. See DLPD test. See your Mercedes-Benz dealer of San Diego County. Visit Hone Motors in Carlsbad, Mercedes-Benz of Escondido, and Mercedes-Benz of San Diego. Guys, why is it important to increase your testosterone levels? Because testosterone is what makes a man a man. It's no secret as we age, our testosterone levels decline. So if you're a man and are experiencing any of the following symptoms, you qualify for a risk-free trial of bravado. But first, you have to answer yes to one of the following. Are you concerned about your sex drive? Do you worry about your strength and libido? What about stamina and endurance? Well, if you want to promote your libido, muscle mass, and increase your testosterone levels,
We're going to give you a risk-free trial of Bravado. Just call this toll-free number and claim yours. 1-800-500-7537 We guarantee once you try Bravado, you won't believe the difference. That's why we'll let you try it risk-free. Call now for your risk-free trial of this breakthrough supplement and increase your testosterone levels naturally. Call 1-800-500-7537 That's 1-800-500-7537 1-800-500-7537. It's no secret that the secret to a great relationship is communication. And this Valentine's Day, Vons has the gifts at Vons Club prices that will help you say all the right things, like, I really care about you, and aren't you glad I didn't get you a flash drive like last year? Roses definitely speak her language. A dozen roses are just $19.99. Tell her she's one of a kind with handcrafted XOX Ovo case, only $9.99 each. Say she's stunning. with stunning tulips. Fresh cut tulips are just $6.99 each, 10 stem bunches. And right now at Vons, when you purchase $50 or more in gift cards, along with a bouquet of flowers, you'll receive a $10 coupon for your next shopping trip. Mix and match from over 250 gift cards from fashion to dining to entertainment. Perfect for that special someone. Say, I love you with Valentine's gifts from Vons. And sign up for Just For You, our online tool that lets you save more than ever on groceries. You can save $75 in five minutes. Sign up for Just For You at Vons.com. Vons, ingredients for life.
Gift card and bouquet offer good with single transaction purchases using Vons Club. Restrictions apply. See gift cards for details, terms, conditions, and fees. Well, you've got a lot of slowing here on the 8. It's crazy. Just when I thought it was clearing up. The 8 westbound at Mission Center Road, you've got tow trucks rolling there. Another accident here on the 8 westbound to the 15 south connector. And that stretches slow all the way to this accident, the 8 westbound to the 125 south connector. The 805 north to the 8 east connector, you've got an accident there. And then you've got a lot of slowing on that 805. It takes you slow all the way down. And I'm going to go all the way down here to Sweetwater Road. That whole stretch. between 9 and 22 miles an hour. This report brought to you by Walgreens. This Valentine's Day, just go to Walgreens. You can find all your Valentine favorites in one place, like Hallmark Cards, Gifts, Lint, Lindor Truffles, Shopping Simplified. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. And now back to The Mikey Show with Mikey. I don't want to cry.
I don't want movies that make me cry. Lauren. If you don't use it, you lose it. Woods. I like to grease the maitre d's from time to time. And Jay. Yeah, I'm not going to play games with him. Just point blank ask him, then I'm going to break his leg. On FM 94.9. It's Friday. L.O.B. Going to be dancing on stage with 10 other girls. And it's going to get full, so get there early. House of Blues. Adam wrote me a thing, too, so that I can tell people about parking. Best parking for M1s. will be like 6th and E Street or 7th and Broadway. There's going to be metered parking available, but at 8 o'clock they start enforcing it. So, you know, use your discretion. It's Friday. What's today, Tuesday? Yes. So soon, right? Make plans. What's going on with Jerry Sandusky? Well, this may give you the shivers a little bit. The judge in Jerry Sandusky's child sex abuse trial on Monday granted...
The former Penn State assistant granted his request to have contact with his grandchildren. He's got a lot of grandchildren. He faces 52 criminal counts. There is one daughter-in-law of his that will not allow him contact, nor do I. It's just not something that is smart, I don't think, with all the stuff he's facing. Also, this is pretty interesting news. Randy Moss is planning an NFL comeback. He is now... 35 years old and has said, I want to play again. You know, I've got the fire. I'm ready to get back to playing football. So good luck. What do you think? I don't think he's got much of a chance. Yeah, I think you were probably right. He's kind of a malcontent anyway. We got a text that says, Mikey, I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday because I didn't want to get him anything for Valentine's Day. Am I a monster? M1 Caitlin. Caitlin, you are by definition a monster. I mean, with fangs and the hair and the teeth. Bloody teeth. And the bloody teeth and the claw marks. And she also may be an Isbel. Yes. No, notoriously cheap. I did think that was a guy thing, though. What, to break up with a girl? That's usually a guy thing. I wonder how long they were dating. I know. I don't know, but that is hardcore.
Break up with a dude because you don't want to buy him something. Well, you must have already been out. She didn't like him anyway. Yeah, you're already out at that point. Yeah. You could always get back together, though, and find out after Valentine's. But it's, I mean, it's Valentine's Day. It's not Christmas. You buy one little Whitman sampler chocolate box. You're good to go. Yeah. It doesn't take much. No. You could make something. Yeah, make dinner. Maybe give him something he's always wanted. Like dinner? Yeah, make dinner is good. Make sex. Yeah, make sex real good. Dude, what about the memory jar that I did? Nice beaver. Well, then she would have probably gotten dumped. It's better to be a dumper than a dumpy. Yeah, if somebody made a memory jar. It's funny because he's fat. It has nothing to do with it, really, but, yeah. It's better. I don't really get it. It's funny. It just seemed to work. She didn't even have to get him anything. No. It's a dude. Yeah, just lingerie with some candles. We want something. No. Come on. Valentine's Day is for lovers. Are you going to shave your butt, too? No, it's for lovers, not chicks. Yeah, it's for girls. It's not girls only. It's for your Valentine. Oh, you're a freaking monster. She's setting us up to where when she doesn't get something for a boyfriend, we're like, hello. Oh, I'm going to get him something. I completely agree with her. It's for girls. Yeah, it's for girls. It's red and pink. Come on.
What do you guys do? You want a little pink heart-shaped teddy bear? If she just showed up in a trench coat and that's it. Yeah, that's it. That's all you got to do for Valentine's Day. That's all you got to do. You like how Jay panders to the audience and he's like, yeah, yeah, you're girls. Yeah, you two are women. Only girls. Treat them like queens. You're a panderer. Yeah, you treat them like queens and get them a gently used iPad. It's brand new. Used. Mike, you should give your wife something on Father's Day for sticking with you. Well, I don't understand. Why? It's a holiday for guys and girls. No, it's Father's Day. Specifically for fathers. This isn't called Woman's Day. Without her being your supportive wife. Is this Woman's Day? It's Woman's Day. I thought it was Valentine's Day. Every day is Woman's Day. Isn't it? Every day is Man's Day. This is a man's world. You know it. You lost me. I was with her. I was with her. All right, let's go back. Let's backtrack. Let's get in the DeLorean. Let's backtrack to the part where it's about pink and red hearts and flowers and chocolates. I like chocolates. And a naked baby with an arrow. Uh-uh. How about this? How about this? How about I love you and I just want to show you I love you? How about some cologne? Would you like a heart-shaped box? How about some cologne?
What's that have to do with Valentine's Day? It's a gift. For women. That's for Christmas or a birthday. Okay. So it's inappropriate for us to give perfume to a gal today? No, because it's about the ladies and showing them that you went on Christmas. Christmas is about Jesus' birth. No. But I got, you know, I get a snowboard. Exactly. So. Exactly. You guys are making up rules. I give frankincense and myrrh. She said cheapy. No, I'm not. I give gifts, but I think that it's a little silly for guys to expect gifts. Oh. Boy! I guess I'm a queen because I want a gift. Yeah, we're a queen because we want a clone. I want my wife to say, here's a badass shirt I bought you. So do you get excited when Valentine's Day rolls? Yes. You know why? Because I like to give gifts too. Oh my gosh. I'm romantic. You like to give gifts and that's why you're excited? Yes. Well then why do you need a gift? Because I want something in return. Oh my gosh. To let me know how much she loves me. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why.
I'll tell you why I want something. Why? Because it makes me feel good. Yes. Is there anything wrong with that? It's for us. It's lovers. It's not for lovers. It's for women. M1 Andrea from San Diego, from Penasquitos. Go ahead. Hi. Yeah, I don't understand why she's being so cheap. There are plenty of things that you can give that don't cost anything. And I'm all for one for saving money. But what I do is sometimes I'll just make a coupon book for my boyfriend or, you know, remissage. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm going home. I'm going home. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If we've gotten to the coupon book, I'd rather you just be cheap like Lauren and not give it anything. Oh, I gave a nice pair of shoes last year because I felt like it was the social pressure. Oh, my. I'm going to stab myself. I'm going to stab myself. You can make me a coupon book all day long. Why? You'll never redeem those? Oh, absolutely. Hey, massage. Maybe something a little more intimate. Hey, babe. Exactly. Yeah. Back rub, foot rub. Hey, I know you're busy doing work right now, but I want to redeem this foot massage. So, wait. Hold on. There's two. Yeah.
I'm going to save that one for later. Andrea, is that what you do? Come on. Is that what you do? Sometimes if I'm strapped for cash and I want to do something thoughtful. Maybe just give them a stick. Better than a memory jar. Just find a stick in the yard and say I made this for you. This is a lemon. It's an actual lemon. Yeah, I painted it red. It's a red lemon. You guys are clowns. No, that's not fair. No, you put a lot of thought into it based on the person. You have to be very... Hey, I just want to give up. Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you give him a celery stalk? Just cut it into the shape of a heart. I think it shows a lot of thought if you really personalize it to the person. You really thought about it. Listen, Andrea, I would be willing to bet that the coupons that you give him, okay, they don't get redeemed. No. Okay? There's never, like, you don't ever go, oh, yeah, I want to redeem that right now. Oh, my feet were up. Oh, easy. My boyfriend redeems him.
does he yeah heck yeah that is such an awkward so what do you do do you accept it and then throw it out yeah you're like a prostitute or do you have to like scan it yeah yeah do you scan it and you're like okay well that one's done you can't use that one again hey now don't you go dig in the trash and pull this out and use it again void on it with a big permanent do you have a hole punch and you hole punch it come on man It's got lots of time. I make it really nice. It's very sweet. I decorate it, and I put a lot of arts and crafts. Here would be me getting the coupon book. I would go, thanks so much. Awesome. I would remember what they are, and I would just slowly ensure they'd say, hey, tonight. You're married. Can't you just ask when you want? It's more fun to redeem the coupons. It's like we were playing a game. Thank you, Andrea, for the call. This is M1. Adrian from La Mesa. Hi, guys. Hi. How are you? Hey, I have my Valentine's Day policy for the last two years. My gift to my husband is that he gets to do nothing for me. Yeah, that's a good deal. I'm in. I'm romantic. That is a good deal. Super romantic. Just stay home and kiss. He's the best father, the best guy, and the worst at holidays. And it hurt me for years and years. So that policy has helped.
I like it. Happy Valentine's Day. Yes. Yeah. Sounds like it. Lauren wants out of gifts in the worst way. No, I don't. She likes them, but you don't want to do it. I love giving birthday gifts, Christmas gifts. I'm a good gift giver. For Valentine's Day, it suddenly is a man's holiday, too. It used to be about the women. It really did. That is so sexy. You guys got so soft. You need your pedicures and your heart-shaped cookies. Eyebrows waxed. Your perfumes. And love. Love. I can give you love. That's free. Yeah. Really? I can give you all the loving. Is it free? Is it? Because my love is going to cost me about 500 bucks. That's ridiculous. Oh, my gosh. You're out of your mind. That is ridiculous. It is what it is. It's excessive. That's a Christmas gift. That's your boy. That's your boy. Excessive. I wonder what I'm going to do. Just put the postage on my own Valentine's card, you know, I'll just send it. Mail it to yourself. Mail yourself a coupon book. Treat yourself, okay? Hey, look at you rubbing my foot tonight. Oh, yeah, my shoulder. Today is a cheat day. Oh. I'm going to go to Chipotle. What if I get you something? No, I didn't, actually. Yeah. Big kiss earlier. We all came in and said.
Happy Valentine's Day to each other. Yes. Happy Valentine's Day. I like it. I'm excited for tonight. Look, I wore red pants to be in the spirit and everything, but. You say one thing. And then you do another. Yeah. No, I'm in the spirit. Obviously. Because it's about love. And I know I'm going to go on a date tonight. And I know, one thing I know about February 14th is it's going to be reserved for love. We're going to have a date. We're going to make love. I'm going to give him something. Yeah, something you've already given him a thousand times for free. I mean, I'm going to actually get him a gift because I'll feel like a monster because I asked him not to get me anything. Just to get out of giving him something. No, because it's a made up holiday. It is not. Mikey gave you the origin earlier. The guy got his head cut off for love. Yeah, listen to this. It's real. I actually talked about this earlier, but the reason for today is some priest back in the day. 1,700 years ago on this day. Yes.
refuse to stop marrying people. We can commemorate it without buying gifts. Do you guys buy each other Martin Luther King gifts? No. That's different. Why? Because this is about love. It's a tradition. You show your love. Okay, there's no tradition on Martin Luther King Day. If there was, we would do it. This is a new tradition. This is a tradition created by Hallmark. It's been, fine, but the tradition's been around since I've been a little kid. Yeah, you buy someone a rose and a chocolate and you say that you love them. I would love that. That's it. I would love some chocolates, babe, if you're listening. I want some Whitman sampler chocolates. I would love some love, babe. Another cheat day there, Woods? Yes. Why don't you suck it, Jay? How about that? You save until Friday? Oh, wow. Somebody's so sensitive. Freaking pee-haw in there. It's a cheat day for Jay, but it means something else. Right. Because you get straight. Exactly. Let's see. M1, Jessica from Escondido. Hi. I think instead of a coupon book, you should probably get someone an artichoke because artichokes have hearts. Oh, boy. Oh, my gosh. I'll throw it at you, by the way. If you gave me an artichoke, I would throw it at you. You would throw it at me? I would throw it at you.
Why are you buying me produce? Thanks. Because maybe I want you to be healthy. I am healthy. I want to give you a heart while I'm at it. Just give me a heart full of chocolates, okay? Give me a heart time. Like a life-size model of an actual heart to take apart. Sometimes you are so heartless. No, I'm heartful. By definition, I'm giving you a heart. I need love. I better get a good gift. You guys need love in the form of something that costs money. Yeah, I do. That's just sad. I do. You're sad. Well, you know. And you wonder why we're in a recession. Yeah. What? You guys just squander away your money. Now you're just reaching. Now you're reaching. Squander it away. What's next? Spend it on the people I love. Gifts for Flag Day. Fine by me. What does it feel like to have a woman caress you and... It's nice. When will you have a woman caress you? You don't worry about that. College. All the way in. Your sophomore year. I thought that was the caller. Wow. I thought that was her. All right. Woods, you are so strange. Yeah, he is. Woods is gullible today. Oh, I am gullible. I did not give you the starlets that stayed hot. Here we go. You ready? 90s. 90s starlets that stayed hot.
Alyssa Milano. Don't start. Oh, I thought we were guessing. I thought we were guessing. Give them to you here. Fine, I'll just sit back and listen. Monica Kina. Who's that? She did make the list. Me neither. All right, fine. Elizabeth Berkley. That person I do know. That was Jessie on Saved by the Bell. And she stayed hot. She is hot. She's very hot. She's very hot. I was just thinking about her when she took the diet pills on Saved by the Bell. And it makes me laugh. Oh, yeah. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so scared. This is genius. Number 11, Allison Hannigan. You're so wrong. I'm not wrong. You're wrong. Yeah, you are. I'm not wrong. But you're actually, what are you doing? I was looking at Monica Kina. Who is it? She is Law and Order. Dawson's Creek she was on. No, I don't remember her. I don't remember her. Very memorable. Number 11's Allison Hannigan. What was she in when she was little? Oh, she was in American Pie. Was that in the 90s? Yeah. Yeah. It sure was. She went to band camp. Yeah, she did. She wasn't hot then. No, she wasn't hot then. She's not hot now either. Oh, she's gorgeous now. She's gorgeous. Boy, you guys need to redefine gorgeous. Son of a gun, dude. I've always been on her bandwagon. Woodsy. You're insane. That is not my style. Creamy white.
Pale red hair, creamy what? All the way out. I have a funny joke for you. I love red hair. What about faces? Do you love faces? I love faces. She has a beautiful face, man. I do. She's probably very nice, but it's not my scene. Melissa Joan Hart. Clarissa explains it all. Number nine, Christina Ricci. Adam's family. Really? I love her. Weird. Number eight. Sarah Michelle Geller. Buffy. She's a pretty girl. She looks the same. Yeah, she does. She didn't age much. Number seven is All the Spice Girls. Yeah, I've seen most of them. They all look good. Okay. Posh looks better. They don't? No, they do. I just don't. I never thought they were all that hot. Christina Applegate's number six. Yeah, she's still beautiful. Alicia Silverstone, number five. Biggest crush on her when I was younger. Still beautiful. Yeah. Could not act.
Number four, Britney Spears. You were into, so you were looking into an actor for the art. Yes, I'm looking for art. Her craft. She's a good actress. She's great and clueless. Yeah. That was a role that was made for her. Britney Spears, number four. Hot. Tiffany Amber Thiessen. Smoking hot. Beautiful. Number two, Jessica Alba. Yeah, incredible. Was she around in the 90s? Yes. And the numero uno. Top starlet of the 90s that stayed hot, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yeah, hot. Yeah. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Juggie, the whole thing. Juggie. Well, I wonder what Taylor Swift will look like in 15, 20 years. Great. I bet she will. I bet she will. She'll look like Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah. She's cute. She's a little cutie pie. Yeah, I don't think she'll age bad. Who ages better, blondes or brunettes? That's a good question. I think it depends. Seen some foxy brunette older women. Seen some foxy blonde older women. I think brunettes maybe. Sharon Stone. Foxy. Demi Moore. Foxy. Well, it's too skinny now, but yeah. Foxy. Madonna. Foxy. But she's a natural brunette. Yeah. But. She looks good. Is that all money? Yes. I think so. I think that helps. Trainer. I said the word of the day. I didn't even realize it.
I didn't even realize it. M1 Paco from San Marcos. What was the word of the day? Postage. I held up a sign for you to say it. Oh, that's right. I did say postage. No, I remember when you showed it to me, I was like, oh, I have to say it. Ron Burgundy. I forgot. You are Ron Burgundy. I am Ron Burgundy? You are. Hang on the line. CHP is going to do a crackdown on people talking on their cell phones or texting, and I'll tell you when it starts and when it stops. There's an actual start and stop time to this, and if you want to know when it is, better be listening. And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone? Well, there's a reason to be a part of the Mikey Show now. Text them at 949mikey at gmail.com or call Mikey now, 570-1949.
More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. What's up there, Glitter Bomb? It's Hillary with some shows for you to go check out. Like Thursday night, The Fray at House of Blues. Saturday night, Jesse LaMonica and the Dime Novels with Blackout Party at the Casbah. That's for Jesse's CD release party. And Sunday night, Craig Finn of The Hold Steady playing solo at the Casbah. Monday night, the 20th, Get Back Loretta will play the Casbah to celebrate Roger and Sarah's fifth anniversary. Tuesday, the 21st, Gomez are at the belly up. And next Wednesday, the 22nd, see Anya Marina at the Casbah. Nervous Records play Anthology on the 25th. Flogging Molly's at House of Blues, March 6th. The Silent Comedy and Dead Feather Moon play Belly Up with the Howls, March 8th. And still to come, shows from Lagwagon, English Beat, Ani DeFranco, Portugal Demand, Transfer, Steel Pulse, Rise Against, M-Word with Firehose, Tune Yards with St. Vincent, The Hives, X, and Two Weekends of Coachella. So there you have it. Get out there and see some shows. For more concert info,
Check out the FM 94.9 concert calendar online at FM949SD.com. Hey, gang, it's your old pals, Woodsy. And L.O.B. L.O.B., your eyes are looking more beautiful every day I see you. Thank you, Woods. Yeah, you know what? I got to tell you, you and I both used to wear glasses. Yeah, it's beating. I see pictures of myself. I'm like, you're dorky. Yeah. My tortoise shell Armani glasses. I was a clown. I liked my glasses, and there was a constant glare. Yeah, it's disgusting. So I looked really weird in pictures. Plus, I would wear them sometimes in the morning when it was dark. Then in the afternoon, I would be like, ah, it's so sunny. What do I do? Wearing glasses for me was the worst, and I used to wear goggles to play baseball in high school, and I still have nightmares about it. And girls used to watch me practice and go, ha, ha, ha, that guy's got goggles on. I wanted to die. But now, when I go to the ball yard, all the fans that are there, they all say, look at that sharp, chubby guy over there. What's a ball yard? Yeah, the ball yard. Where you go play ball. It's true. It's baseball jargon. Oh, okay. Yeah, the ball yard. Sounds like college for me. Wow. Holy smokes. Go to Clearview Eye and Laser Medical Center and get your eyes done. Get LASIK surgery. All you need to do is call them at 858-
452-3937. You get a free consultation. You go sit down with them, and they look at your eyes and tell you if you're a good candidate. It's very easy. And I used to do the bit with the contact lenses. Yep. Like, especially if I went out, spent the night somewhere, maybe not my own place, I'd be like, oh, gosh, what am I going to do? I got these contact lenses. I'd either have to throw them out or just wake up and have them all foggy. The gift of sight is something that you just can't put a price on. Good news is it's not expensive. A clear view, laser eye, and medical center. Affordability, technology, and experience. Jules Weisberg is a Toyota sales manager. I've been with Toyota over 27 years. I believe in the Toyota product. People know our quality, they rely on it, they trust us, and they come back for a second and third car. And now, during Toyota's President's Day celebration, save thousands with 0% financing on many of Toyota's best-selling models. Get zero APR on a new 2011 Prius with its 50 MPG.
Zero APR on a luxurious Avalon, versatile Highlander, or sporty RAV4. There's even zero APR on a tough 2012 Tundra or a stylish 2012 Corolla. See your San Diego County Toyota dealer. Limited term financing through Toyota Financial Services to qualify Tier 1 plus through Tier 3 credit customers only. 2012 EPA estimated mileage. Actual mileage will vary. Vehicles must be purchased from new car dealer stock by midnight March 5th. Offer excludes Prius V and Highlander Hybrid. Geico talks about family. At Geico, we've been serving the military for 75 years. So we know that military families, just like other families, need to save money. That's why Geico offers special military discounts just for you. There's even an emergency deployment discount because families come first. See how much Geico's military discounts on car insurance could save you. Go to geico.com. Call 1-800-MILITARY.
Or contact your local GEICO agent today. GEICO talks about working together. At GEICO, we've been serving the military for 75 years. So we know how working together makes the military even stronger. That's why we've made GEICO's special discounts on car insurance also available to members of the Navy Federal Credit Union. It works for everybody. See how much GEICO's military discounts on car insurance could save you. Go to GEICO.com. Call 1-800-MILITARY. Or contact your local GEICO agent today. 10 News in the Morning wants to send you to Disneyland Resort. With more inspiration, more galaxies to explore, and memories to last a lifetime. Watch 10 News at 6 a.m. for the word of the day. Then enter at 10news.com to win Disneyland Resort tickets. All new on The Doctors, sizzling Valentine's Day secrets. Looking younger, losing weight, and yes, better sex tonight. Plus, the perfect gift, the best chocolate. You're probably going to get a lot of the benefits of the cocoa. Even bedroom tips from sex expert Dr. Ruth. Very important. Also, kissing can help you burn calories. We're toning up the heat on a special edition of The Doctors. Today at 4 on ABC10.
Wild pigs known for destroying land, attacking pets, and wreaking havoc have found their way to San Diego. This could be some fresh pig digging right there. The extreme hunting measures being considered to eliminate the entire pig population. Today at 5 on 10 News. Having McDonald's without a Coke? That's like driving a monster truck with 10-inch tires. Like having a great day on a bad hair day. Gaming with no controller. Texting with only one thumb. Get it together at McDonald's and complete your meal with a refreshing, satisfying, icy cold Coca-Cola or a soft drink. Any large for just 69 cents. That's the stuff. The simple joy of having it all. At participating McDonald's a la carte almighty. As a service to those about to try McDonald's new Chicken McBites, we offer proper popping procedure. With thumb and forefinger, grasp the poppable pieces of juicy premium chicken breast seasoned to homestyle perfection. Position directly in front of open mouth. Then... Pop. Smile. Repeat. And now, get snack-sized Chicken McBites for just $1.99. Don't wait, though. Chicken McBites are here only for a limited time. The simple joy of poppable perfection. Prices and participation may vary for a limited time. Eventually, it's going to happen. You'll turn the key and your engine won't start.
When your battery loses its power, you lose your ability to get out, get around, and get things done. When it's time to replace your battery, trust the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts to help you choose the SuperStart battery that's right for you. Whether it's a reliable economy, hardworking premium, or powerful extreme, O'Reilly Auto Parts has the SuperStart battery that's an exact fit for your vehicle in stock and at a guaranteed low price. SuperStart batteries are built extra tough and have a 12-month limited warranty. Don't let a debt battery slow you down. Visit O'Reilly Auto Parts today. For a reliable economy, hard-working premium, or powerful extreme superstar battery you can count on. O'Reilly Auto Parts. Better parts. Better prices. Every day. For a limited time, take advantage of no payments on most 2008 certified pre-owned BMWs until May 1st. Visit San Diego County BMW Center today or go to sdcountybmw.com slash cpo for details. An open letter to a hairpin turn from a new BMW 3 Series driver. Dear hairpin turn, you used to ridicule me as I timidly drove along your tight bend in my old car. When you said I didn't drive so much as crawl, I was hurt.
But I knew you were right. That's why I switched to a BMW. The all-new 328i has a new twin-powered turbo four-cylinder engine that puts out 240 horses, beating out its competitors. In addition, it gets 36 highway miles per gallon. Basically, it has the power of a six-cylinder with the fuel efficiency of a four. Plus, it comes with no-cost maintenance. Don't take it personally, hairpin turn. But this is personal. The all-new 2012 BMW 3 Series. We only make one thing, the ultimate driving machine. Experience the all-new redesigned BMW 3 Series with no-cost maintenance at your San Diego County BMW Centers today. Visit sdcountybmw.com to find the BMW Center near you. This report brought to you by Boston Reed. Become a healthcare professional. Get educated and on-the-job training with Boston Reed. Classes begin soon. 1-877-BEGIN-88. Boston Reed, 1-877-BEGIN-88. You've got a lot of slowing on the 8.
Yes, it's a big traffic jam here. Fairmont Avenue, Mission Gorge Road, it's about 10 miles an hour, all the way up here towards El Cajon. At El Cajon Boulevard, it's 15 miles an hour. That's the hot spot. That's where it's starting to pick up. After that, you've got smooth sailing. But until then, whew. Turn that radio up and enjoy the music. On the 805 northbound, looks like you've got an accident. The northbound side to the 8 east connector. So you're going to be delayed there. And then we've got a car stalled on the 94 westbound before the 805 south. This report also brought to you by CBS 8. Keep yourself from becoming a victim of former criminals. Inside tips on Anderson today at 4 on CBS 8, followed by News 8 at 5. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. Grown-up stuff scares me. I hear words that really freak me out because I'm like, gosh, that sounds like a word my dad would use. Woods. I have like a self-conscious 16-year-old sophomore that's real chubby. Lauren. I'm starting to feel guilty about it, though, because I'm wondering if I've disrupted the ecosystem at the lake. And Jay. Just because I like to be outdoors, you guys like to make fun of me. On FM 94.9.
Friday morning. We're going to be broadcasting live at the House of Blues. 530 to 9. L.O.B. Dancing on stage with... Ten girls. You all have like stage names. You're Daisy, right? I am Daisy, yes. We've got a Trixie. We have a Minx. We have a Scarlet. How'd you guys come up with your names? We came up with them on our own. There was a whole... This is very intricate. Did you say Pooh Berry? Blueberry. Oh, Blueberry. Blueberry. I promise I thought you said Pooh Berry. It was a character development worksheet. And you came up with your name based on, like, the traits of your character. So I walk around the grocery store and I pretend like I'm Daisy and not myself. Well, wait, wait, wait. How did it work out to be Daisy? Based on my character traits, which are fun, flirty, playful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What would ours be? Yeah, well, I'm trying to figure out how you get Daisy from all those things. Well, there's a couple, like, you wouldn't want to call yourself, like...
I don't know. I guess I could have been kitty. That would have been just as wonderful. Oh, like a kitty is all those things. Yeah. You do a really sexy cat when you do it. Yeah. We do have a Miss Kitka. It's so sexy. Catwoman's real name, Miss Kitka. So we couldn't have a kitty and a Kitka. Yeah. It's very sexy when you do that. But this will be our Valentine's Day gift to all of you. We're going to be wearing some. Still getting out of buying gifts. This one over here. No, no, no. I'm not going to buy all the lists. This is for all the listeners. Okay. This is a gift for all of you guys. We'll be wearing burlesque outfits. On Friday. On Friday. I can't wait. Yeah. It's going to be great. I'm nervous. I am too. Trust me. Well, you're going to be in front of a lot of people doing that, shaking it. Yep. I've been practicing. Okay. So the CHP. is going to start a crackdown. And the crackdown will begin on Monday. And it will go throughout the weekend through Saturday. And it's about texting. And using your cell phone to talk on the cell phone. You know, holding it up without hands free. You cannot do that. I like to do it. Why? I do not. I like to hold it to my ear. I don't like...
talking through my earphones, which I have in the car. I have it. I sometimes just choose not to. Why do you... I hear better. I can hear better. I understand, but why even the wired? Why what? The wired. What do you mean? You know, the headphones. Why do you feel you have to do that? Because it's the law. Well, I know, but why don't you use the kind that clips to your visor that's wireless? Don't spend the money. I already got it. Doesn't sound as good either, I don't think. Yeah, it doesn't sound as good. You gotta like... Sometimes it loses its signal. Yeah, when I talk to my wife on Bluetooth, it's like, I'm like, what the hell? She's always like, what? And then it goes, pick up your phone. Yeah, it makes me insane. I understand that. I don't text and drive anymore, though. I don't. But I do hold that thing. You know what's so interesting? If I could take my iPod out, and I can shuffle through my iPod in front of a cop. No, actually, you can't. Really? It's not hands-free. But you can change the radio station. You can change the radio station. Yeah, that's true. I mean, there's all kinds. You can eat a Big Mac. Yeah, you can eat a Big Mac while you're driving. You're not going to get a ticket. Nobody gives you a ticket. It's ridiculous. I think you're right, though. I think he can hold an iPod and he can mess around with an iPod. It can't be a phone. Your GPS. You can do your GPS. My GPS. And that's something I'm always, you know, I don't get it. I always wonder if I use my phone as the GPS. I do. Which I do. Will I get in trouble because my phone's in my hand? You will.
That's crazy. You will. You can't do that. Stupid law. You know, I'm real cool with no texting and driving. Yeah. But I think after driving for 20-something years now, I think I can drive with a phone to my ear. I think I can. I think I got it. Well, there is no question in my mind. Like, I have zero doubt that you, Stephen R. Woods, are capable of that. Right. The fact is, is that it's the law that you can't. And they do make Bluetooth devices that sound great. They really do sound great. Not sold on any of them. I haven't found one yet. I use the earbuds. I like the two earbuds in both ears and I can hear real good. You're not supposed to have, you're only supposed to have it in one. Yeah, that's the other thing. I can't drive down the road listening to my iPod with two earbuds and I can't. I gotta be aware of what's going on around me. Just one. Let's get it straight, guys. I have the Skullcandy ones that double as the ones that I use when I work out and as the ones in my car. I have to redo this. I gotta reset this and the reason is because a lot of work went into it. The other reason is because it's, well, there's no other words for it. It's brilliant. This is Jay's latest work. Hello, Governor. Let's make a record. Bloody mad, still working on the lyrics. Thank the Lord I still have a boyfriend to go home to, or this song would sound way different. Bloody love, Lev. Here we go. Cut five, two, three, four, three, two. Here we go. Can't leave me, is it cheap? Let's take one.
There's a hamburger clogging up my heart. Reaching for an apple pie. It's making me want to fart. I always order a big glass of beer. Go ahead and take me out and I'll eat that buffet bear. See how I eat a meal that was meant for two. Don't underestimate the things that I will chew. There's a doctor worried about my heart. Smoking like a chimney sweep and it's making my lungs so dark. The drive-through at Wendy's reminds me of us. It keeps me thinking I almost ate it all. The stares of the stage, they leave me breathless. I can't help feeling that I could have ate it all. To feed me isn't cheap. You had the food inside your van. And you gave it to me cheap. That's pretty good, but let's go back and try that first line. So the guy became American. It was his assistant. Somehow the accent went from English to English. When we come back.
How long do you think it took Sony Music to put Whitney Houston's digital music, raise the prices on her music after her death? How long do you think it took? When I tell you, you'll be shocked. It's disgusting. Mikey Show, FM 94.9. Got to tell you about AIS, the auto insurance specialist. AIS has been in business for a long time, and what they've been doing for a long time is saving you money. AIS customers report saving an average of over $600 a year on their auto insurance when they switch to AIS. It's pretty tremendous. With auto insurance, shopping equals saving. Okay? A lot of people don't realize that. And they do the work for you. You don't have to do it. Give AIS a call today.
1-800-777-4AIS. It's 1-800-777-4247. Or you can go online. It doesn't take very long. You do it like five minutes. AISinsurance.com. Unbelievable savings. I did it. When I did it, I saved $1,600 a year just by making the switch. Give them a call. 800-777-4AIS. The Vons Pharmacy is putting out the welcome mat, and it stretches from one end of the Vons parking lot all the way to the other. That's what we do. And if you're an Express Scripts plan member from Walgreens who's looking for a new home, we welcome Express Scripts. Plus, you'll get a $25 reward coupon when you transfer your prescriptions to the Vons Pharmacy. We'll do all the work to make transferring easy. How's that for a warm welcome? The Vons Pharmacy is your one stop for wellness. We have everything from immunizations to prescriptions all right here. Plus, you'll get the experience and friendly professional service we're known for. That's like getting a welcome mat and a giant red carpet. Make the switch to the Vons Pharmacy. We'll make you feel right at home. Vons, ingredients for life.
Medicare, Medicaid, and other government programs excluded. Other restrictions and exclusions apply. See pharmacy for details. Offer expires March 31st, 2012. Coupon good towards a future shopping trip of $50 or more. Is your hair dry, brittle, and breaking off by the handfuls? Have you fried and damaged your hair from harsh chemicals and heat styling treatments? Are you covering up the holes in your hair where the extensions used to be? Has your hair just stopped growing and won't get any longer? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then log on to OvationHair.com to learn what hundreds of thousands of Ovation Cell Therapy customers have experienced. How Ovation Cell Therapy can help restore your natural beauty and shine and help your hair grow thicker, stronger, longer, and faster, up to twice as fast. Ovation is guaranteed safe and effective on all hair types, even for chemotherapy hair loss recovery. So you can use Ovation with confidence or get a full refund. For thicker, stronger, and longer hair, log on to OvationHair.com and enter FM94.9 at checkout for a special introductory discount. That's OvationHair.com. And remember to enter FM94.9 at checkout for your special discount. OvationHair.com. I knew I wanted more than a diploma after I graduated high school. I just didn't know how much more it would end up costing me. I kept hearing my friends at other universities and colleges complain about their student debt racking up.
I felt really discouraged. I didn't know how I could afford school or if I'd ever get the career I wanted. One phone call to California College San Diego changed all that. They sent me a free guide called Made Simple that outlined the many different ways people just like me could qualify for financial assistance through government and private programs. I made the call to California College San Diego a little over a year ago now, and I'm so glad I did. As for my friends, let's just say I still pick up the check for quite a few of them. California College San Diego. The right college, right degree. Right now. Call now for your free made simple guide. 1-800-390-6489. That's 1-800-390-6489. 1-800-390-6489. Call now. Original. Inventive. Latest and greatest. There are lots of ways to say fresh. And Mercedes-Benz is yet another. Take the 2012 C-Class. With its aggressive body styling. completely redesigned interior, and more fuel-efficient turbocharged engine, the C-Class sedan boasts over 2,000 refinements. See your authorized Mercedes-Benz dealer about the 2012 C-Class, and you'll discover that for 125 years, Mercedes-Benz has also been synonymous with value. Part of the 2012 lineup of Mercedes-Benz vehicles, the youngest and freshest in the luxury car class, the 2012 C250 Sport Sedan is available starting at just $34,800. Test drive one today.
MSRP for a 2012 C250 Sport sedan exclusive options, taxes, title registration, transportation, charge, and dealer prep. Options, model availability, and actual dealer price may vary. Some equipment described as optional. See DLPD test. See your Mercedes-Benz dealer of San Diego County. Visit Hone Motors in Carlsbad, Mercedes-Benz of Escondido, and Mercedes-Benz of San Diego. The cities within San Diego, as well as the... The airport authority and the county have joined together to address stormwater pollution prevention. Storm drains and sewer systems in San Diego County are not connected. Everything that enters storm drains, including trash, pet waste, pesticides, and other pollutants, flows untreated directly into local waterways. Learn about how you can help prevent pollution in your area and ways you can make a difference at thinkbluesdregion.org. Find out how to get a little more fun out of winter at the REI Winter Clearance. Going on February 10th through the 20th. Save up to 30% on select ski and snowboard gear. And save up to 50% on end-of-season clearance clothing and footwear. Stop by any of our convenient locations to shop top brand names like the North Face, Marmot, Patagonia, and Columbia. Or visit us at REI.com. REI. Find out. Visit REI and Jula Vista at Otay Ranch Town Center in Sanitas and San Diego or shop REI.com.
This report, it's brought to you by Boston Reed. Become a healthcare professional, get educated, and on-the-job training with Boston Reed. Classes begin soon. Call 1-877-BEGIN-88. Boston Reed, 1-877-BEGIN-88. All right, still a lot of slowing on this 8. The 8 westbound College Avenue down to Jackson Drive. We're looking at speeds about 6, 5 miles an hour. Not very good. Also a problem here on the 15 northbound past University Avenue. And you've got that big delay on the 805, the northbound side, from Home Avenue to 43rd Street between 17 and 21 miles an hour. This report brought to you by your local Nissan dealer. Get to Nissan Now for the offer you need on the Nissan you want during the Nissan Now sales event. Hurry, that event ends soon. Visit ChooseNissan.com or your local Nissan dealer now. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I'm not macho. Woods. I've never realized how fat I was until I got on a skateboard. Oh, wow. Lauren. I like it. A guy that's off Facebook is cool. And Jay. Oh, the recliner's mandatory. On FM 94.9. It's a day for lovers. Valentine's Day. It's a very, very sentimental day. You give your lady something sweet.
And if you're LOV, you don't give your guy anything. I'm giving him something. Not that. I'm giving him something store-bought because society, quote-unquote, says I have to. By society, do you mean Mike Esparza and Stephen Woods? Yeah. Yeah. Well, we do represent. Yeah, that's right. We'll represent. Whitney Houston had only been dead for 30 minutes. Before Sony Music decided to raise prices on her digital music. Dude. To capitalize on her death. Yeah. Isn't that creepy, man? It's the definition of creepy. Do you find this creepy? As soon as she died, I told Jamie, my wife said, I want to get some. Whitney Houston, I said, if you go to iTunes, she'll be the featured picture. And she was. And this is about half an hour, too. Prices weren't raised. They were the same. But she was the featured. Yeah. Still creepy. Yeah. A little bit. Because it took a marketing person to go, oh, we need to put that up. Yeah. It's capitalizing. Capitalizing. Amy Winehouse, same thing. When she died, I mean, you couldn't. That was all you saw on iTunes. We're a culture of flies.
And vultures. Yeah. Yeah. We'll get you. Yeah, we will. And we'll pick the bones. We'll eat all the meat, and we'll pick the bones real good. And we'll buzz around, and we'll just annoy and buzz. Yeah, you're dead, and you're not resting in peace. No. Because we're still picking at your bones. It's so gross. It's pretty hideous. I'd probably do the same thing, though. Yeah. I mean, going spade to spade. I mean, what are you going to do? This is alarming. Israel is blaming Iran for attacks that are very similar to the attacks that, well, they're not on record as doing this, but some Iranian nuclear scientists have turned up dead. Now, what's really going on? Israel, who has an incredible CIA, their version of the CIA. It's Woods. Woods is what gets me. It's not even the noise. It's Woods cracking up that gets me. Every day. Every day. Right at this time. Who is that? It's Garrett. Oh, my gosh. Why don't you turn your sounds off? Because I need to be notified if somebody's calling in for some reason. Put your phone in front of you so you can see it. I don't. I can't because Mikey likes eye contact. It's the greatest. You don't have peripheral vision. It's your fault, by the way, Mike. Your fault.
Your fault. Yeah, Mac has this deal. Sorry, what's going on with Iran, Mac? Yeah, sorry. Yeah, Mac's got this deal. I can't look at Facebook anymore on the air. Whatever. Guess I'll have to pay attention to the damn show. Sue me. Sue me. Oh, you want me to talk now? Oh, sorry. What's this, a talk show? No. Sorry, Mac. I guess I'll give up my space, too. Anything else? Friendster. Want me off YouTube during the show, too? I guess I can't make contacts on LinkedIn. Gosh, sorry. Gosh, what can I do? Talk. Okay, fine. I'll listen. Yeah. Go on, blah, blah. As I was talking, by the way, he was looking at his screen again. Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about now. I'm doing traffic, Mike. Yeah. With a giant grin on his face. Laughing to you. Whatever he's looking at on the screen. He's looking at Kate Upton, dude. Of course. You know what he's looking at. He's looking at comments of people being like, Jay, you're so funny. Yes. He's getting those emails. Stop it. Stop it. Keep coming. One girl was not pleased with you, Jay. Oh. Yeah. One time. Finally. Yeah. Good. Finally. Yeah. Good. This guy's unbelievable. He is.
Welcome to my side of the world. Try to be dynamic in here. Throw it away. So bored of it. It's interesting, but whatever. It's interesting to a select group of people like me. I'm nerdy about that situation. Scares me. Well, it's weird. Iranians have nukes. Yeah. Gosh. It's scary. Flu season's back. That's some good news for you. You guys getting a shot? No, I get sick when I get them. Me too. I've gotten one one time. That's impossible, Mike. You can't. It's a dead virus. It made me sick. I was vomiting. Sick the day after I took it. Yeah. Well, 10.5, it's up 10.5% in the first week of February versus 7.6% the week before. That's here. Yeah.
It's here. So CDC says wash your hands and be careful. Perfect. Yeah. You got to, I wonder if we over sanitize. I think we do. Right? You kill some of the good germs, too. Yeah. There's good germs? Mm-hmm. Like there's good fat. Good bacteria. It's better just to wash your hands than use that goop that you put in your hand. Yeah. My mom still thinks that you get colds from going outside. Yeah. With wet hair. Wet hair. Wet hair. Which is not true. You get it because you're touching germs and then you're sticking it in your face. Yep. Your eyeballs. If you stop and think about it, you don't want to touch anything. Oh. Yeah. Don't watch the movie Contagion. Yeah. I didn't want to. Ugh. That freaked L.O.B. out so bad. That got me. I wanted to wear a SARS mask. Mm-hmm. Every time we come into our studio, too, we have to punch in a code.
Yes. So it's like unavoidable. You can't even use your shirt to like open the door. I was scratching my butt and then he used the coat. Then I touch it. Now I'm eating Woods' butt. Great. Perfect. Isolate that. I don't know that there will be a lot of different occasions to play that, Woods. I think just on a Tuesday. Just on a Tuesday. Woods will say isolate. What's up, dude? I'll tell you, dude. Woods will say isolate. It always makes sense. It doesn't. It makes sense to me. I know it does. But I wonder, when will we have an occasion? How about a Wednesday? Why would you say we need to isolate Gerber daisies are pretty? When the hell would we use that? I'll tell you what. Yeah, exactly. Every day. Gerber daisies are pretty. Exactly. Gerber daisies are pretty. That is just phenomenal. How about I was eating Woods' butt? That's gold. He is a good friend and a lover. Nah. Nah. It's probably not good. I think it'd be great. I can't wait. No, we're not playing drops of me saying now I'm eating Woods' butt. I can't wait. Sign me up for that. You should wait 17 days to change your Facebook relationship status. Just in case. Longer than it's ever been. Wait 17 days. What about deleting that person as a friend? Immediately. That's not a good idea.
That's not a good idea. I've done it several times. Yeah. And then you got to do this backslide. It's embarrassing. I've done it too. It's embarrassing. And then you have to friend request back. Yeah. Clown. It's embarrassing. Oh, it's humiliating. Oh, God. Then people comment on it. They like the friendship. You're like, how fun. Oh, gosh. You thought it was going to go under the radar. You do it at like 3 a.m. and hope it goes under the radar. That's why I hid all my activity on Facebook. Oh, my gosh. Oh, boy. So when you break up, you'll delete? Well, I don't want to see what's going on. That's the key. You know what I mean? Can't you hide it? Yes, you click a button that says hide the comments. No, but then you go up to the search and you obsessively put it in and you put it in and you put it in. So you stop yourself. You cut it off at the source. By deleting them. Yes. And then you make yourself nuts that you deleted them and you can't see when you want to. It's better in the end. The lovely and talented Hillary is up next. Oh, yeah. We'll come in tomorrow morning at 530 and do it all over again. The Mikey shows up.