The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 02/15/12
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Iran sanctionsTony GwynnLinsanityradio gamesanimal attacksValentine disastersparenting disciplineGuns N' Rosesiranstuxnetdemi lovatobroken buzzer
Mikey and Woods moved from serious stories about Iran, Tony Gwynn's cancer surgery and Jeremy Lin's sudden NBA breakthrough into arguments about risk, responsibility and runaway hype. The show's strongest comedy came from Jay merging the Marston Hefner and Demi Lovato headlines, Woods destroying his Name That Tune buzzer and the mystery lipstick kisses appearing on Jay's car. Callers Leah and Brendan supplied vivid stories about an iguana bite and a disastrous vomit-filled Valentine's date, while the hosts debated whether a bitten TV anchor, a rescued dog or the dog's handlers bore responsibility for Kyle Dyer's injuries. They also defended the viral laptop-shooting father with reservations about humiliating his daughter and revisited Axl Rose's chaotic live reputation while considering a Guns N' Roses reunion.
What happened, in order
Iran as the Wacky Neighbor
Mikey used a wild-neighbor analogy to explain Stuxnet, attacks on nuclear scientists and diplomats, and the proposed effort to cut Iran out of the SWIFT financial system.
Valentine Kidnapping Mix-Up
Nine Portland police cars searched for an apparently abducted woman before officers discovered that Stephanie and her boyfriend were consensually role-playing in a Subaru.
Tony Gwynn's Cancer Surgery
Woods reported that Tony Gwynn had surgery for a new cancerous tumor in his cheek and said doctors did not believe it had spread.
The Demi Lovato Misread
Jay mistakenly combined two headlines and claimed Marston Hefner assaulted his girlfriend and forcibly dyed her hair blonde, when the hair story was actually about Demi Lovato.
Broken-Buzzer Meltdown
During Name That Tune, Woods furiously insisted his buzzer was cheating him until the others tested it, confirmed it was stuck, and blamed his repeated slamming for breaking it.
Kisses on Jay's Car
Jay said a fresh lipstick kiss had appeared on his passenger window before dawn for three straight days, prompting theories about his wife, his children, or an obsessive listener.
Linsanity Takes Over
Woods celebrated Jeremy Lin's game-winning run with the Knicks, while Lauren argued that overnight hype can collapse even when the underdog story is compelling.
Rescue Dog Bites Anchor
The hosts debated responsibility after a rescued mastiff bit TV anchor Kyle Dyer in the face, leaving her with 70 stitches and a skin graft.
The Iguana Attack
Caller Leah described how a five-foot iguana bit her wrist during breeding season, exposing tissue and requiring 32 stitches.
The White-Wine First Date
Caller Brendan said his Valentine's date vomited across his car and into the glove compartment, after which the hosts argued over whether he should ever see her again.
Laptop Dad
The show strongly backed the father who shot his daughter's laptop after she insulted her parents on Facebook, although Mikey conceded that the public humiliation was troubling.
Axl's Vanishing Act
Mikey recalled Guns N' Roses arriving two hours late at Texas Stadium and Axl Rose repeatedly sprinting offstage, then debated whether the original lineup should reunite at its Hall of Fame induction.
People mentioned
MikeyWoodsLauren O'BrienJay IsbellTony GwynnAliciaMarston HefnerDemi LovatoJeremy LinKyle DyerLeahBrendanAxl Rose
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Let's get this thing on the road. It's Wednesday, and I feel like I'm done trying to predict any kind of, or even give any weather of any kind. Thank you. You know, I've tried, because I'll, it literally comes down to this. I'll see one thing from the National Weather Service, and I'll read that. And I'll go to the UT, and it says something completely different. And the UT will be right. From the National Weather. Yes. You know? And then the next day, you know, it could be reversed. Yeah. So this is, I'll tell you what is supposed to happen today. There's supposed to be some more rain. You just said that you weren't going to tell us anymore. And I changed my mind. Okay. Forecast Fred over there. Yeah. Forecast Fred. Forecast Fred. Forecast Fred. Can't stop himself. Yeah. Can't help it. You're like a weather addict. I'm a weather addict.
And I just have to do it. I'm a weather fetishist. Waiting it up in a spoon real good. You have to admit it. It's the first step. It's the first step. It's cunning and baffling. My goodness. Oh, my God. That's brilliant. Yeah, well, what are you going to do? Because there's been some court-ordered meetings. What are you going to do? L.A.B., yeah. Because she's a good girl. That's why. Never been in any trouble. You know why you don't get that joke? Because you're a good girl. I guess so. Well, I don't get caught. I am not a good guy. And he is not a good guy. There's a few people out there that know what I was talking about. Yeah. Doesn't make us bad. I'm just kidding. Gosh darn. Just a little wild. All the friends of Bill, just calm down, man. Just stop throwing your big books at us, okay? Real good. Don't get mad at me. Settle down. So it's supposed to rain today. Perfect. Feast, okay? Look, it's what it says. I like it. It says rain. I know. It means snow in the mountains. And by the way, there was snow in the mountains. Yep. I think they got something like 18 inches of snow. Holy smokes. Perfect timing because 94.9 has a snowboard trip. Why? Why? Why? FM 94.9.
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It's one of my pink dogs, my little puffy pink jacket. A fur-lined collar. Yep, with a fur-lined collar, just having fun. A little snow bunny. A little snow bunny just hanging out in the lodge lounge. There are snow tubing little things there, too. We did that last time I went up, like, two weeks ago. We did that. I smashed into somebody, too. I don't want my jeans to get wet. Get some snowboard pants or some ski pants. Too heavy for that. Get a shell. You're not too heavy. They make them. They make them in all sizes. You have to go to a tent maker. No. I was up there, when I was up at Big Bear, I was telling my wife about how mortified I was. about ski pants and how my dad used to make me wear bibs. And they have bibs. You can buy them. All I wanted was pants that covered my jeans, right? And I was like, please don't be bibs. Please don't be bibs. And I'd open it and be like, thanks, Dad. And I had the bib, bib overall. So they have them all shapes and sizes. You can get you some bibs. I like the bibs. Oh, boy. Out. Out. Embarrassing. Tell you what, you know how you don't break your arm?
You don't participate. I just enjoy hot cocoa. Hey, I'll see you guys out, and I'll watch you guys, and I'd be this guy. I'd be like, you guys knock them freaking dead. You killed it out there, buddy. Go out there and kill it. M1 Gary from Temecula. You there? Hey, what's going on, Mikey? Not too much, man. Man, I'm a weatherman, actually, so I thought I'd call and just tell you that we're the only job that you can actually be wrong at. 80% of the time and still be very, very good at your job. Can I ask you a question since you're a weather guy? Shoot. Why is it so difficult to predict the weather? You know, here it's difficult because it's not that difficult, first of all. The reason people say it is because we're next to the ocean. Everything upstream from us, there's no data. So there's no stations reporting the weather. 20 miles upstream or 100 miles upstream. We're just guessing what's coming off the ocean, basically. And I can never find an application that's real easy to explain to me the weather in a very easy way. What I want to do is I want to press a button on an application. I want it to say it's going to be clear and sunny today and a picture of sunshine. That's hard. I guess it is. Best thing to do is look at a radar. That's what I like. I do.
I found a website where I need to look at a radar. I know you guys think I'm a geek. I do. I actually look. That's what fishermen do. If you go onto my phone at this very moment, if you go onto my phone at this very moment, you see a... Very strange. Nor see a sailor, but that's not even a good radar. It looks like a Doppler. Nor this would go outside much. Why do you need that? You don't go outside much. Not like you have tea time. Lauren asked a decent question. Yes. I'm fascinated by weather. I'm fascinated by weather. Whether or not it's going to rain fascinates me. No pun intended. No pun intended. The clouds and all of that. Right. It fascinates me. Why can't you go to the Weather Channel like everybody else? I don't believe they need a dappler rain. Don't even bring up the Weather Channel. That's like... talking about hell. A weather channel is horrible. Why? I agree with you. I'm a weather nerd, so I agree. Global warming, which is a crock. And two, they believe in front theory. I'm going to get all nerdy on you guys. Bunch of hacks. Bunch of hacks. You don't believe in fronts? All right, well, weather... No, he doesn't believe in... Weatherman, tell me what the weather's going to be today. The weather today is probably going to be pretty cold this morning. We're going to probably see a little bit of clouds come on in the afternoon.
We're going to see some rain tonight, and tomorrow it's going to be really cold. Generally, it's this line. It's called the 540 line, and when it dips down below south of a location, it means it's going to snow, and that 540 line is going to be down below San Diego. Now, it's not going to snow in San Diego, but if you go 2,000 feet above sea level, it's probably going to be snowing. Because of my ADD, I tuned out right in the beginning. Did you say it was sunny today? Or rainy today. Sunny and rainy this afternoon. Sunny and rainy this afternoon? Yes. Hot and cold this afternoon? Sunny. East and west this afternoon? What do you mean sunny and rainy this afternoon? No, I said sunny today and then rainy into the evening. Okay, so we will have. So you're saying in the city of San Diego, California today there will be sunshine. Yes, there will be. Okay. I have a question for you. All right. I have a question. What? Sunday. Is it going to be rainy? I have a baseball game that I have to play. Is it going to be nasty this weekend? Too far out. It's Wednesday, Wood. Do you think I'm thinking about it? There is no way. Come on, dude. Come on, Wood. Know your business. Hey, thank you for the call. I will not say his name because he would be upset if I did. But there is a well-known weatherman on television here in San Diego who I had a conversation with off the air. And he said to me, between me and you,
He goes, you can't tell the weather after three days. I said, I go, what? He goes, weather people can't predict the weather after three days. And I said, what are you talking about? He goes, all the equipment that we have, all the stuff that we have, you can only realistically tell what's going to happen during a three-day period. Beyond that, and I said, and this was a meteorologist. This wasn't, see, there's a difference, by the way, between a weather guy and a meteorologist. A weather girl can have giant boobs and just got out of college. Nice. And they call her a weather girl, and they put her in a sweater, and they put her on television, and she's a weather girl. Okay, then there's a meteorologist. That dude actually went to school. Yeah. This guy was a meteorologist that told me this. He goes, three days, man. That's it. Yeah, but we all have seen the five-day forecast every time. Yeah, he goes, it's competitive now.
He said, that's why you got the five, and someone won't tell you ten. Oh, yeah. Ten-day forecast. Yeah, when you're traveling, you're like, ooh, babe, look, next Wednesday it's going to be 75. Bunch of liars. Liars. M1 Magilla from San Diego. What's up, Mikey Show? What's going on? Hey, just wanted to call and thank you guys for getting up at 530 with the rest of us, making something nice. Thank you, man, yeah. We're up from, we're on 530 to 9 now, and it's actually really cool. In the beginning, I was hesitant, but now I really like it, and I've embraced it. I love it. Yeah. I have to say. Me too. I freaking love it. Thanks for the call. Make my day go a lot easier. Hey, I just wanted to say, can't wait to see you guys live and see Lady O do her thing. Yeah, that is it, man. Lady O. Crazy. Almost forgot. Lauren O'Brien will be dancing like a pussycat doll at a live broadcast day after tomorrow, man. Meow. Hey, thanks for the call. All right, have a good day. Meow. Yeah. That's sexy. We're broadcasting live from the House of Blues on Friday morning, and Lauren will be dancing. Oh, my gosh. Is it too late to call it off? Yes. Is it too late? What if I just get up there and do a booty shake? It is way too late to call it off. It is way too late. Don't do the choreograph. That is not going to happen. You have committed to this thing, and it will now, in fact, happen. Oh, hell.
You'll know I've messed up if I just stand there and shake it. I got no beef with that. Yeah. It doesn't matter. I mean, you could do that. And I think people would be pleased. Even East German judges would give you a tap. Our choreographer, Nikki, at A Bitter Burlesque would probably not be too happy if all I did was do the booty shake the whole time. Well. But. You're performing for the fellas. You know what I mean? Yeah. You're like Marilyn Monroe. For the soldiers. Going over, it's for the soldiers. Like, you're giving all of us something. Yeah, it's a USO. That's what you are. And you're giving us? A gift. Yeah. No, your gift. Your gift. Yeah. Well, the other ladies can keep it going, and I'll just stand there. No, you get into that performance. All right, I want you to track with me here, okay? I want you to do your best, at least, to track with me. I'm going to break it down into very easy-to-understand terms. Iran is the wacky neighborhood or the wacky neighbor in the neighborhood. They're the guys that stay up late. You think they're doing meth. The lights are on at 2 a.m. There's always weird people coming and going. Okay, that's Iran. And they have been trying to develop nukes. Well, apparently, either us or Israel developed a piece of software called Stuxnet. It's a virus.
It disabled their nuclear abilities. Yes. But they figured it out and fixed it. In fact, a German computer nerd said, if Ivan would not have gotten read of Stucknicks by now, that would indicate that they were complete idiots. So what he's saying is they should have figured it out by now. And word around the campfire is they figured it out. And now they're able to enrich uranium. But we did. We or Israel slowed him down. For those of you that don't know, Iran and Israel are not friends. And Iran's nuts. Israel's not nuts. Iran's nuts. And they say, we're going to destroy Israel. And Israel says, you shouldn't say things like that because you might make us mad. And we're like the Incredible Hulk. When you make us angry, we become the Incredible Hulk. Okay? So what happened was, all of a sudden, there in Iran, there was a nuclear scientist, a few nuclear scientists, and their cars blew up. And they blew up because somebody had stuck a magnetic bomb to their cars. And word around the campfire was, Israel did it. Okay? Well, why would they do that? Because they don't want to get nuked by Iran. Okay? So last week, a couple of...
Magnetic bombs get stuck on some Israeli cars in different countries. Their embassies, their ambassadors got blown up. Well, yesterday in, where is it? Where did it happen? Bangkok. Yesterday in Bangkok. Listen to this. Israel's blaming Iran for homemade magnetic bombs that were discovered in Bangkok in a house after a series of blasts in the city. That were similar to devices used against Israel in India and the nation of Jordan last week, like I told you. You guys still tracking with me? Oh, yeah. I haven't lost you, right? Nope. Now, what we have here is a tense situation. And the United States has been saying to Iran for a long time, settle down. Settle down. Be cool. Everybody be cool.
They've been saying that for a while, but Iran is like, and they're wacky and they're not stopping. They're continuing to enrich uranium. And so what we did was we imposed some sanctions on them. Economic sanctions hasn't worked. They don't care. So now the United States is about to do something very drastic. Listen to this. The United States and Europe are considering unprecedented punishment against Iran. that could immediately cripple that country's financial lifeline. But it's an extreme option, and it could come with some costs. The Obama administration wants Iran evicted from something called SWIFT, which is a financial institution that is crucial to Iran selling oil. Iran makes a lot of money selling oil. And what Obama wants to do...
is go to this company that gives them money to be able to sell it and to take the money and say, we're not going to do business with you anymore. And that will F them up. It'll F them up real bad. I mean, we're talking real bad. Not little bit bad, real bad. So what's the problem? You're not just poking the tiger. At the same time that you're poking the tiger, you're also turning a fire hydrant on the tiger. Oh, no. Okay? That's what it is. I mean, you're really poking it. So much so that we've asked Europe to kind of start it. We don't really want to even be the ones that start it. All I'm telling you is I think that things are going to begin to get very hot in Iran. Watch Iran. Keep your eyes on Iran. There's a lot of stuff going on. Bombings. Oil prices are going to go through the roof. Oil prices will. Probably go through the roof. And that's scary because the economy is already wacky. And it's not just the United States, by the way. It's globally because we're not the only people that take oil from the Mideast. We use a lot of our own oil, but we use a lot of oil from the Mideast as well. A lot of it. Enough of it that if it stopped coming out of Iran, it would affect us at the gas pump. It would affect us at the gas pump. Perfect.
The bombings are disheartening. The wacky neighbor in the cul-de-sac is acting really weird, man. He's acting real weird. And we're finally going, hey, man, we can't keep putting up with this weird neighbor. We got to do something. So we called the cops. Yeah, they called the cops and the HOA. Yeah, we called them. And the cops and the HOA are showing up at, like, the same time. Right. And we're just hoping for the best, man. We're just hoping for the best. Now, my brother, my brother said, how come you think country other countries? He goes, how come you think they don't get all weird like that? I said, I don't know. What do you think? He said, it's about respect. They want respect and they don't get it. We don't give them respect. And that is a true story. We don't. And I think that more than anything, that's what I'm and did a job wants. He wants to be looked at as a badass leader, as a power, as a power. And he is. So, in other words.
He's the guy that walks out into the neighborhood and he's like, I see your boats. I see your ATVs that you take to the desert. I have two. I have two. I have nice stuff you just don't see. But in my backyard, I have ATV too. I can go to desert and ride around. Oh, I see her seadoo. I have nice seadoo, too. Yeah, just don't put it in the front row. You show up, but I have it. Show up. But I have it. Oh, man. It's one of those deals. Perfect. Yeah, so we'll see how that plays out. Oliver Stone's son, by the way, reportedly has converted to Islam in Iran. Oh, wow. He's 27 years old, and he's taken the name. Ali. Isn't that strange? It's a bit strange to me. What an onion, right? Yeah. You're like, how many layers to that sucker? Oliver Stone's son converting to Islam? I wonder if he's friends with Cat Stevens. Yeah. Didn't he do that too? Yeah, Yusuf something now. He changed his name to Yusuf? Nah. It's all Yusuf information, but you could still at the same time. No, it's pretty Yusuf. Yeah, it's Yusuf.
It's useful. When you get to work, it can be useful. Yeah, it can be useful to know that. I don't know. Anything else you want to talk about? I don't know. Anything else you want to talk about? There was a Valentine's Day that went very weird in Portland, Oregon. Witnesses told the police that they saw a young man in his 20s. Seen driving a car out of a parking lot with a tied-up woman who seemed hazy. The witnesses also told police that the man said that they were, quote, just having some fun. So nine police cars fanned out across the area. Nine. Nine police cars. Oh, no. Looking for this vehicle described as a blue Subaru Legacy.
Officers initially checked the address of the registered owner based on the license plate, but the vehicle was not there. Weird. Upon returning to the address, the car was spotted with the owner present, and the officer approached the man and noticed a tied-up naked woman in the car. Oh, my gosh. 31-year-old guy was there with his girlfriend, Stephanie, who's 26, and they were participating in some role-playing. For the Valentine's Day holiday. That's what I'm telling. I'm saying. That's what you're telling. That's what I'm telling you. That is a very weird. It's a weird way to celebrate your love on Valentine's Day. It really is. It's kind of weird any other day. Yeah. But really, especially. If it isn't Valentine's Day. Let me tell you, if it's June 4th, it's a weird time. Sounds adventurous. Yeah. Maybe do it in your own home. It's adventurous, all right? One way to describe it.
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Lauren. Pretty much every morning I think that somebody's going to jump out and kill me when I get into my car. And Jay. You know you're in trouble if you can't outrun your grandma. This is The Mikey Show on FM 94.9. That word of the day, hallway. So I will say that sometime between now and 9, and when I do, and you are caller 9, you'll get a lithium-ion hammer drill and impact driver combo kit. Gosh, that sounds cool. It's from Professional Contractor Supply. They used to be called Tulip. They're having a sale on everything DeWalt this Saturday. And if you want more information about it, go to fm949sd.com. Why is that great? Because we're grown up little kids and tools are like toys. They're fun. When you open the box and you take it out and you take the little plastic off and you take it out of there and it's got like one of those bread...
twisty ties and you untwist it. It's fun. It's fun. We're all still grown up little kids. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 41 and originally from the South Bay. Woods is from Texas. He's our sports guy. He's 36. He's wearing a rad STP t-shirt today. Vintage. Lauren O'Brien, otherwise known as L-O-B. is the blonde girl sitting to my right. She will be dancing like a pussycat doll on Friday at a live broadcast. Now, the actual dance will come at a later portion of the show so that you can come out there and hang with us. We don't want to just have it be over. We want you to hang out and have fun with us. We're broadcasting live from the House of Blues Friday morning. At this point, You have either traded shifts with someone or you have got the day off or you have done something to make sure that you're going to be there on Friday. Because in two years, we have never done this. Right.
We've never done a live broadcast. Yeah, we're not telling you to lie, but listen, you're not feeling it right now. I do not say it. You're under the weather. You're under the weather. You can't come in. Who isn't at this time of year? Who doesn't? You said it yesterday. The flu is back. Running rampant. Sniffles. Yeah. Your throat hurts. That's awful. It isn't perfect. You got sick days, use them. You don't get paid for them. I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. If you have a sick day and you want to use it. Feast on it. So, Woodsy, I know it's not the happiest topic in the world, but can you tell us about what the development is with Tony Gwynn? Yes, sir. There was some breaking news yesterday that Tony Gwynn was back in surgery to remove a new cancerous tumor. inside his right cheek. He is now the head coach of San Diego State. And if you live in San Diego, you know who Tony Gwynn is. One of the greatest hitters ever to play this game of baseball. And a good dude. And a good dude. A great ambassador for the game. Did things the right way. His wife, Alicia, told ESPN that doctors don't think that the cancer has spread, which is good news. We will know more.
You know, as more information comes out. But he does blame the original growth on his use of smokeless tobacco. Yes. Which, hey, man, I mean, it is what it is. You got to take it for what it is. Yeah. I was very bummed to hear that yesterday. He's always been a favorite player of mine. It's like smoking, man. I mean, you know, we know what the danger is. Yeah, you know what's going to happen. Probably worse. You know what the danger is. For your lip, it is. It says right on the can. Yeah, it does. Shut up. Gosh. Big letter. Also, there is some good news out of Padres land, though. What is it? The new TV deal is done. It could reach up to $40 million this year. It's going to be on Fox Sports. Maybe we buy some great players. Let's go get some players. Yeah, so it's great news. Their deal with Cox is up, and now they were with Fox Sports. Hopefully that means I get to watch them. I have U-verse, and I didn't get to see them much last year, so I had to listen to the games, which I like, but I like seeing it. They had this exclusive deal where you can't, you know, if you had satellite, forget it. You couldn't watch. Couldn't watch. I'm on MLB TV even, and, you know, because I live here, the games are blacked out, so I couldn't see a lot of them. Well, that's good that they...
That's a lot of dough. Absolutely. Absolutely. It's a good deal for them. There's a signing bonus, 20% equity in the new Fox Sports San Diego. They could receive as much as $40 million this year. A lot of money. That's excellent. Turn it on. Let me hear it. Testing the fire alarm in the building? Yeah. The Simpsons. How do you pronounce the dude's name? Matt Groening? Groening, I think. Today's his birthday. He's 58. We should prank call him. Say what? We should prank call him. Yeah, we should prank him. Asking for Seymour, Seymour who? Seymour Butts. Seymour Butts. Yeah. Prince Albert in a can. Jane Seymour, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. She's got a brown eye and a blue eye. She does? She's like a husky. Yeah, she's like a husky dog. She does? Yeah, she does. She's 61 years old. She was in Wedding Crashers. Yeah. Yeah, she's the one that Owen Wilson felt her moves. Watch the movie again. They were nice. You'll probably notice it. Really? Yeah, in movies, I don't think she does a contact or anything. But girl.
Mila Kunis, is that her name? Yeah. She has two different color eyes. She does? Mila Kunis has two different color eyes? Yep. Gosh, darn, LLB. David Bowie has two different colored eyes as well. Who? He said it. Finally said it right. Say it with me. Bowie. Bowie. There you go. David Bowie. Bowie. Yes, perfect. It's one of... Who? Bowie. Wait a minute. That was emphatic. Who? David Bowie. Bowie? Bowie. He's a national trip. He's a national trip. There's no difference between Jay and Yellowstone. No, none. None. There's none. The Washington Monument. Old Faithful. Old Faithful. He has more in common with Old Faithful. Yes. You can count on him to give you pleasure and joy. Yeah, and he just randomly erupts. That is, yes. They have that in common as well. Every once in a while, he'll just randomly erupt. It's a condition.
The woman that sang this cheesy song has a birthday today. One of the cheesiest songs maybe ever written. Baby cried the day the circus came to town. It was a number one hit years ago. She didn't want parades just passing by her. Do you recognize it? Is it Carly's? No, it isn't. Ann Murray? No, it isn't. These are all good guesses, though. Judy Collins. It is not Judy Collins. Those are great guesses, man. Those are good guesses, man. Nicki Minaj. No. And wait till the chorus hits. Here it is. Melissa Manchester. Yeah. That's right. I haven't heard that name in years. Is 61 years old now. Happy birthday, Melissa Manchester.
Joseph Ganeshkoli. Bless you. He plays a guy named Vito on The Sopranos. Vito! Ooh, Vito's a very tasty character. Sounds like a horse in there. Yeah. Sounds like a race horse in there. Gay Vito. Yeah, gay Vito. It's true. He's played by a guy named Joseph R. Ganeshkoli. Wow, I did not know that. He turns 53 years old today. That was one of the creepiest scenes in television history. Ever. His... Was it his... It's Meadows' boyfriend. Meadows' boyfriend. Meadows' boyfriend had caught him in a sexual act with another man. And they worked on the same construction site. And so Finn, Meadows' boyfriend, went to the bathroom to go to the bathroom. In an outhouse. Porta potty. And he opens the door. There's Vito. Here's Vito. And Vito goes, Wow. Sounded like a race to us in there.
Creepy Vito. Vito gets his in the end, though. Real good. On this day, 109 years ago, in 1903, the very first teddy bears were sold. Yeah, I remember that. Do you know why they're called teddy bears? Yes. L-O-B? After Teddy Roosevelt. That is correct. Really? Learn something new every day. They had to ask us permission. And he said, yeah. It has a better ring to it than Theodore Bears. It does. You know? Theodore Bears. Theodore Bears. Or like Franklin Bears. Franklin Bears. Can you imagine if they had been called Freddy Bears? Yeah. Like if the guy had been Frederick Roosevelt, we'd be calling him Freddy Bears. Oh, look, you need your Freddy? Little Freddy. Gotta take your little Freddy to bed with you. Johnny Bear. Johnny Bear.
Just doesn't have the same ring to it. Unconditional Surrender is the statue that's out by the water, the sailor kissing the woman. 25 feet tall, 6,000 pounds. One artist says that, you know, in terms of art, it's pretty tacky and schlocky. I actually agree with him. But if it were cast in bronze, I would disagree with him. I would think that it would be pretty awesome. They do want to do that. The problem is you've got to raise a million bucks to do it. Now, hang on, hang on. Woods just shook his head, said no and get, which I agree with, if it's taxpayer money. But this is what they think is going to happen. They believe that it will come from donations from a rich guy. Now, if that happens, right? Yeah, go for it. Who cares? As long as it's not the Spanos family. They need to be putting all their money elsewhere. But if some rich dude goes,
Hey, I'll pay to have that thing cast in bronze. I think that it would be cool before a Monday night football game. Thanks, guys. Thanks for concluding the test. I appreciate it. Thank you. Good test. I got you. You're screaming. As you were. As you were. As you were. Good thing he added that, because if he had not, I probably would have continued to stay in alert mode. Sit here in silence and just listen. Anyway, I think it would be nice if before a Monday night football game, they had a shot of a bronze sailor kissing the woman, and that became synonymous with what San Diego is. Oh, San Diego, that's where they've got that statue. That's cool. There's already people, tourists, that go there and want to have their picture taken next to it, along with... Even people that are from here like to go out. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah. So, I don't know why, but Madonna hates us. The Mikey Show? No. San Diegans. She added some new shows. She added a second date to San Jose. She can be in San Jose now October 6th and 7th. And, oh, Staples Center, too. Two days there. Sold that concert out, so she said, hey, I'll...
I'll add October 11th, too. And no date here? No. I'm very upset. But in that, it's just, you know, who do you think you are, Madonna? It's right down the street from L.A. Yeah, you're 60, 80 miles. Come on. And she's going to Vegas October 13th, and then she'll be in Phoenix October 16th. I don't really care. It's just I'm going, who do you think you are? What did we do wrong? We're not British enough? Yeah. Yeah. Congress. Came to a tentative deal yesterday that's going to extend the payroll tax cut, which would have run out this month. So under the deal, they're going to extend it through the end of the year. And they're going to add $100 billion cost that won't be paid for. So that's going to be added to the deficit. Jobless benefits, by the way, for the long term unemployed will be renewed.
Now, at the end of 2009, President Obama said that he was going to cut the deficit by half. And he hasn't. And so the question was asked, why haven't you? By the way, breaking news, 6.0 magnitude earthquake in Oregon. It's pretty big. They asked him, well, why have you not cut the deficit by half? Hmm. Why is that not working? That's strange. Are you plugged in? Is it strange? Is it really strange? Is it? It's probably the farthest thing from strange. You're getting pelted in the media. They're showing this video over and over again of you in February 2009, saying by the end of your first term, you're going to reduce the deficit by half. We're not there. Well, we're not there because this recession turned out to be a lot deeper than any of us realized.
So basically what he said is, well, I said that in 2009, but I didn't realize how bad it was. I was trying to get elected. Oh, he was elected. Oh, he was already elected. In office. Well, I was trying to get my approval ratings up a little bit. I want people to like me. I want to be liked. Everybody likes to be liked. That's the thing. I can't blame you for that. I like to be liked. Yeah, I mean, at the time, I thought, you know, I was going to throw some stuff, and I didn't know that everybody would record it and then remember what I said. Well, it's a really lofty goal. You know? Well, it's a major lofty goal to say, I'm going to cut it in half. Look, I told my daughters that I was going to also hit 10 free throws in a row. I did that. Nobody's saying anything about that. How come nobody's talking about that? You guys record every other freaking thing I say. Yeah. So. Yeah. Well, I'll cut the deficit in half. I haven't been able to do it. And the reason is it's worse than I thought. So anyway, feast. And next question. Apple is checking conditions at their plants in China because there's a watchdog group. The watchdog group, I think, could probably be named Microsoft, but.
There is a watchdog group that checks working conditions of the plants in China that make the Apple products. Yeah. And they said that there may be, sorry, I almost said unsafe, and that is not true. That the people are overworked and underpaid. Okay? It's probably true. Yeah. Now, that's pretty much true of every American. Yeah. Yeah. Overworked. I disagree. And underpaid. Oh, you do not believe that Americans are overworked and underpaid. I believe that there's a difference. Like I've seen the documentaries on these work hell holes. Yes. Well, guess what? I was listening to KPBS yesterday. And there was a nerd farm on there. And nerd farm said, actually, when it comes to work practices.
These people are actually paid much better than the average citizen in China, and the conditions that they work under are actually much better than most conditions. Here's what the CEO of the company said, Tim Cook. Apple takes working conditions very seriously. We have for a long time. We know people have a high expectation of Apple, and we have an even higher expectation of ourselves. So he said, and he used this word, He is going to begin to micromanage what happens with their schedules at the plants. He wants to make sure that they're not working more than 60 hours a week. Now, that's going to bum a lot of them out because a lot of them are going to go, I want more of that. They're making good money. To us, it's not very much money. To them in China, it's actually a good living. But now he's going to micromanage and make sure that everybody is...
cool with it. Foxconn is the company that does it, that manufactures the products. By the way, yesterday, Apple stock, Woods texted me and he said $509. It was up like $6.50 yesterday. Wow. It just keeps climbing. Yeah. Apple stock is at $509. A lot of it has to do with what they say the new products are going to be. Apparently, they are going to be able to make their MacBook Pro, which is what I use here, which is a powerhouse of a computer. This is like a desktop. This laptop basically holds and does what a desktop, full-size desktop does. They're going to make a MacBook Pro like the MacBook Air. Oh, wow. So it's going to weigh, it's going to be feather light. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. Look how clunky my old MacBook looks. Yeah, Woods has just the regular MacBook. Yeah, I bought it two years ago. Yes. Is that time for an upgrade? Yes, it is. I'd have one for four years. I always say three. I always go three, L-O-B. I say you're due to each their own. Some people can hold on to computers forever.
I just, every three years, I think it's time. But the new MacBook Pro is said to be like the MacBook Air. And it won't have any moving parts. None of the stuff, you won't hear zzzz inside of it, cooling it down. It'll all be, you know, done by little chips. But you won't be able to burn discs and all that kind of stuff. Oh, yes, you will. It'll be a MacBook Pro. It's a MacBook Pro. You can burn discs on your air? Yeah, you can burn discs on this. But not on your air. No, not on the air. But a MacBook Pro, they're never going to release a MacBook Pro that can't burn discs. Oh, okay, good. They would never release. How do they do with no moving parts then? Because that seems like that has... Digital. Digital. Digital. Wireless. Wireless and digital. That's just the only answer you need. Because a little door... I guess there's no little door on those either. Well, maybe I'm speaking too soon because what they said was that the memory would not... Or not the memory. The hard drive. The hard drive, yeah. Would not have any moving parts. That's a killer.
Which is where the problem was. Oh, yeah, because you would have to spit the disc in and out, too. Yeah, you got to spit the disc in and out. So there would obviously be a moving part. But it will be able to do that because it's a MacBook Pro. Maybe it'll just be air. Man. I push it up and then out. By the way, speaking of Apple, there's going to be a school here that's getting, they charge all the parents 300 bucks. Whoa. They said to the parents, okay, if you give us 300 bucks, we're calling it a technology fee that we need you to pay. Here, I'll let you hear it. At 624, this is a pretty cool story. Next year, students at Cathedral Catholic High School will be entering the digital age with brand new iPads for every student. That school is going to get the iPads at a discounted price. All 1,700 students and 110 teachers and support staff will have one. The school says that students spend between $800 and $1,000 buying books every year. Now they'll be able to buy electronic books for as little as $14. By the way,
Apple is now in the business of making textbooks, and they gave one away so that you could see what it's like. Oh, my gosh. I downloaded it onto the iPad, and it's about biology. And you can take a DNA cell with your finger and move your finger, and it'll three-dimensionally turn the cell around, and you can look inside of it. Do you know when I was in college and I wanted to write a paper, I had to go to a freaking computer lab? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you had to go there. I had to go through the snow, true story, to a computer lab with 50 other people. I had to check in and cross my fingers that there was a word processor there for me to type on. We used typewriters when I was in high school. Oh, my God. Seriously. My freshman year, I remember typewriters. Yeah. And there was a typing. I was in a typing class. Yeah, I took a typing class, too. I did, too. I failed.
He failed typing, but I bet he could tell you all about this Playmate we're going to tell you about when we come back. And we're also going to play Name That Tune, so call us, and you're going to pick me, Woods, or L-O-B. What's the prize? It's a $25 gift certificate to Bangin' Burgers. There you go. Can't get it. It's written wrong here. 77 Miramar Road. Bye, gorgeous. Good job. Here's present. Excellent job. Huh? Mikey. 570-1949. Uh-huh. Or text at 949mikey at gmail.com. More coming up in just a couple. FM 94.9. I'm going to tell you something. What is going on down at BMW Encinitas is absolutely unreal. Now, what they're doing is they're having a sale on their service loaners, which, by the way, I've driven. A service loaner, you take your car in, you drop it off, you take a loaner car. These loaner cars are basically like brand new, and you can buy them.
Buy them, not lease, buy them. A 2011 328i for $289 a month. So what are you driving right now? And how much is that car payment? You could be paying $289 a month on a 2011 328i. It is absolutely unbelievable. And by the way, because of this special deal, financing, how does 0.9% sound? For 60 months. For 60 months. Dude. Unbelievable. Woods. You're getting me. You're getting me, dude. How beautiful is that new one that I got? It's incredible. They are. You know, my friend back home has always driven BMWs. You've driven them. And I want one. They are. I want one. Now it's time. I know, dude. Now it's time because this deal, I don't know that we're going to see a deal like this again. But if you see a BMW in your driveway.
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Yeah, my unprepared pal, L.O.B. Hey, listen, we are in great moods as usual because we got up early. I got up at about 3 a.m. this morning, and it's just such a pleasure to be able to open my eyes, look at the clock, and say, oh, my gosh, I've got to get up now. But I can see everything clearly, and it's such a pleasure, isn't it? Oh, absolutely. And I think now is the best time if you haven't gotten your tax return back yet and you have not decided what you're going to do with it. I have an idea for you. Yeah. Get over to Clearview. Get that free consultation. What is the number? It's 858-452-3937. 858-452-3937. It's imperative that you give them a call. Tell them that L.O.B. and Woodsy from the Mikey Show sent you in there because look. We love that place. It is state-of-the-art. The people are phenomenal. And most importantly, your eyes will be perfect when you leave there. You will not be disappointed. And I still have $1,000 off coupons. Yeah, give us a call. Shoot us a Facebook message. Shoot us an email. It's 858-452-3937. Clearview Eye and Laser Medical Center. An open letter to the Daily Commute from a new BMW 3 Series driver. Dear Daily Commute, listen, you're stuck with me, okay?
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It's identical to Jimmy Fallon. It is. It sounds like reading Rainbow. This is Jimmy Fallon. That's Jimmy Fallon. Isn't that crazy? If I was him, I would do that all the time. Constantly. I wouldn't do anything else. Walking around the office. This is getting me in my head all day. Amazing. I'd be answering the phone. Hello. Hey, can I call you back? I have to call you back. In the cupboard. I'm going poo-poo. There's a monster. There's a monster. At the end of this book.
Friday, we're going to be at the House of Blues. The entire Mikey show will be at the House of Blues. And the day is about our girl, L.O.B. And when I say our girl, L.O.B., I'm going to give you a piece of information, L.O.B., that you do not know. I'm going to share this information with you right now, live on the air. I talked to a woman named Stephanie who tracks our website. And she is able to find out what words are searched. The capital letters L-O-B are by far the most searched. And by the way, she had a number 42,000 times. Oh, my God.
42,000 times. People searched for LOB? Yes. Oh, wow. Yes. Maybe they were looking for another LOB. Were they? Were they? Yes. Yeah. On the Mikey Show website. Yeah. Yeah, they keep track of it. Wow. Yeah, this person, Stephanie, said, well done. I was like, don't say well done to me. Say well done to her parents. Yeah. Oh, man. Feels real good. A gift. Well, the good news is I will have plenty of time to be downing mimosas at the House of Blues before the dance. There's nothing like a drunken fake pussycat doll. No, I don't want her drunk. I don't want her drunk. Don't say that. I don't want her because I don't want that. No, but I will be having one. I have to take the edge off. I am nervous. You're an adult. You can have an adult beverage. I am 10 years past the legal age. Way past. Ten years, Jay. Oh, gosh. Wait. It's a decade. You're almost like, wait, you're almost triple. Yeah, almost. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm married, so. Oh, God. Oh, God. That makes it all better. Son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of
Jay, she can get married. You'll still be old. You'll always be older than me. We're all getting older. But you'll always be older. Listen to this. With always. Did you guys know that Hugh Hefner's kid laid his hands on his girlfriend? Yes. His 2011 playmate? His girlfriend or Hugh's girlfriend? His girlfriend. Is it Marston? Yes, Marston Hefner. He's 20. She's 21. No, he's 21. She's 20. He has a 21-year-old son? Yeah. Well, he's like 106. That's what I'm saying, though. He's been fornicating for years. You would think that his son would be 57. That's like his great-grandson. He has a son. He's actually in a home right now. Well, anyway, he's dating the 2011 Playmate of the Year, laid his hands on her. She doesn't want to press charges. What? That's what the news is. And the crazy story I read, he dyed her hair blonde. He did? Yeah, he did. What do you mean he dyed her hair blonde? He took her and died. The story I read. Sexperverse.com. Where are you getting this? Forbes magazine. I don't even know. Forbes? He was perusing Forbes magazine. Story I read. He dyed her hair blonde, which is weird. What? Like in the process of smacking her around? Percentage of chance Jay misunderstood the story. I'd say yes. Look it up.
I'd say yes. It's in a book. It's in a book. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Get your buzzers. Pop form. Ready? That. Let's do this. Yeah. Name that tune. And it works just like name that tune. Got a banging burger certificate up for grabs. Yeah. You got to pick your horse. It's either going to be me, Woods, or L-O-B. What's the theme? It's a bad breakup song. Bad breakup songs. M1 Daniel from Oceanside. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Who do you want? I'll take Woods. You're so smart. I'll get hosed. You know that? Hang on. Woods ever feel. Woods ever get hosed. M1 Sarah from Oceanside. Are you there? Yes. Who would you like? L.O.B. Yay. Girls always pick me. That is right. M1 Nix from El Cajon. Come on, Miguel. Oh, I'm going to do it, dude. I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it, dude. Hang on a line. You'll be eating banging burgers by the end of the day. Hang on. From one of us. From me? I'm a win for that guy. You've been broken up with a lot. I'm a win for that guy. You should be good here. Oh, wow. Let's do this. Wait, mine's red. Uh-oh, Jay. Reset. I reset it. We have buzzers in front of us. Oh, God. Here we go. Here we go. Woods. Ben Folds. Dang it. Wow. Give me my money back. Show off. All right. Here we go. Son of a! Since you've been gone. Kelly Clarkson. Kelly Clarkson! Kelly Clarkson! Reset. Oh, gosh. Relax. Woods, it's okay. If you don't get one, it's okay. Here we go. Go ahead. It's me. Oh, you. It is Green Day.
Wow. I thought he was doing his bit. I thought he was, too. I was all excited. I think he buys time. He does. He does. Hey, everyone, look. My buzzer is free. He's buying time. All right. Here we go. Son of a... Come on! Mikey. Elton John. Reset. No! L-O-B. How's it going to be? Sorry, Woods. It's just that you protest. Third-Eye Blind. Here we go. This is horse ass. This is horse ass. I knew that. Don't you understand? I didn't get it either. I'm not doing something right.
Hit the buzzer quicker than we did. I'm not doing something right. You must accept this. I'm not doing something right. I'm so fast. He genuinely believes that the buzzer cheats him. Yes. Everybody cheats him. I hit it so fast. Lauren hit it faster. Switch buzzers with me. All right. Watch. Oh, my God. He does this every game. I know. Shut up. He can't accept that he's right. Shut up. Here we go. I told you. Did you see that? Did you effing see that? I saw your screen. No, no, no. Did you see that? She hit that thing three freaking times before it lit up. I wonder if it's because someone slams it. Bangs on that thing. That's Jim Blossom's Hey Jealousy. No, it's not. You got to play it again. My buzzer meeting won't work. I told you guys. Real quick, real quick, real quick. Test run. Ready? I'm going to hit it. Try it.
Nothing. Let me see. Suck it. All of you suck it. All of you. It is true. It's true. It is true. Hold on. Let's just see. Bud Woods bangs the heck out of him. I told you guys. I'm not crazy. Do a test run on it, Mikey? It's not pushing down. You broke it. I didn't break it. It's stuck. It's stuck. It's not pushing down. I told you, dude. You're right. It doesn't work. But do you know why? Why? I love you. Because those things suck. Buddy, I love you, but you know why? You can't slam it like that. They suck. You can't, you can't hit them as hard as you. I told you. I told you. This is what I mixed for you. I told you guys. I told you, man. I told you, man. But you got the first one with. I told you, man. You got the first point. I told you. See, they are. capable of withstanding 427 pounds of pressure, but not 1,004 pounds of pressure. Can you test that one out, Mike? There we go. Okay. Now it's an even playing field. Now play that again because I know it won. I can't buzz it. Yeah, you're out on this one. Just a normal, for the future, a normal slam. Okay. Yeah, not 52 slams. I lost the point, LLB. Oh, okay. Johnny Appleseed. Here we go. Here we go. LLB. Mr. Brightside. Yep.
The Killers. I didn't know. Damn it. All right, what's the score? The score is Mike and Wood zero, Lauren four. Holy cow. Must be nice to have a buzzer that works the whole game. You had one that worked because you had a point. Did I? And then you slapped it. You broke it. M1 Sarah, it's not over yet, but what I'm telling you is that right now, L.O.B. is really slaying this game. This entire game is being played under protest. Trademark. You got to play it as it lies. Trademark. Play it as it lies. You broke your buzzer. Yeah. It's under protest because I buzzed on every freaking one. You break, you take. Whatever. I'll take it. That old scene. What's a sane? Here we go. I have no idea. I do. L-O-B. Michelle Branch. I knew that. I had no idea. Yeah, I did. I tried my bit. Gosh darn. I tried your bit. All right. Here we roll. Oh, no. Damn it. Alanis Morissette. She's rolling. She's running away with us. I'll start it. We don't have any points. There's no points. You guys have no points. I have six. How many more? There are one, two, three, four. Okay, great. All right. Oh, yeah. Let's go. Try to hoser. Hey, bring it on. Give me the score one more time, then. Six. Six, nothing, nothing. Nothing, nothing. Okay, we'll make these two-pointers for the moment. All right. Let's do it. Let's do it. Here we go. I know that. I know that. Gosh. L-O-B? No. Shoot.
Somebody, I don't know what's going on. Did you reset it? Reset it. I did. Yes. Gosh darn it. Woods. Back. I did my fake bit. My arms are exhausted. These buzzers, by the way, so that listeners know, cost $350. Yeah. And the kid bangs on them like, I don't know. Well, he's been through two of them so far. Shut your mouth. It's like the game at the circus, I mean, at the fair when you hit with a... Whack-a-mole. Right. Yeah. Here we go. Here we go. LLB. No doubt. You're right. She is running a freaking way with this. It is two remaining. I'm going to make this one a four-pointer. Okay. Resente! Here we go. Woods. That's Avril Lavigne. Woods is back. What's the score? Now we're tied. It's Mike Zero. Lauren and Woods, six. Okay, so this is a ten-pointer. All right. Oh, my God. So I guess this is it for all the marbles. Yeah, anybody's game, that's not fair. Yeah, it's not, but that's okay. I'm not going to cry. Who got it there? Mikey. Mikey, tell me what you got. Say it. New edition. Say it. Oh, you got it, you got it.
It's funny you said, I'm not going to cry. This song was Cry Me A River. We were just taken to school. Yeah, we got killed. Oh, she is thrusting. Oh, wow. That was pretty good. Hey, your buzzer works. That's cool. What's that like? Hey, you had a chance to run away with it. What's that like? You had a ten-point question that you fell asleep on. What is that like? My first five, I couldn't buzz it on. It makes me so mad at you. I'm sorry. It is what it is. Nobody can have a win. It is what it is. Nobody can have a win. It is what it is. Nobody can have a win. It is what it is. He breaks his toy and then complains because he broke it. And you guys thought I was crazy, and you both tried it. You were crazy. Yeah. There you go. It didn't work in the beginning of the game because it turned green for you. Yeah, because I was the only one that buzzed in. Dang it. It wouldn't have mattered. Monsters. No, she was hot today. I'd tip my cap. All right. Thank you. freaking on fire. I don't listen to Justin Timberlake, thank God. No, but you listen to Avril Lavigne like a... Hey, like a champ. Yeah. I got no beef with her. It's because she's hot, that's why. Right, right. 100%. Wow. The old cheese hot bit. By the way, listen to this from Jay's recap. Okay, for three days in a row, when I come out to my car in the morning, there's been a lipstick kiss on the passenger side window. What?
three days in a row. What's a lipstick kiss? It's where somebody puts lipstick on and kisses your window and leaves it. I mean, he used to be a big player in the club days. It was? Really? Oh, did it be a little note? Like, hey, come by the house. Let me finish reading this. Wow. It says, okay, so for the last three days in a row, when I come out to my car in the morning, there has been a lipstick kiss on the passenger side window. So last night, before I went to bed, I went and checked. Nothing. All night, I kept getting up and looking off our balcony. Nothing. This morning, 3.30 a.m., there it is. Again. Freaking me out. Yeah, it's your wife or one of your daughters. No, she knows it's making me crazy. It's your wife or it's the Blair Witch Project. It's the Blair Witch Project. It's the Blair Witch. Because it's got to be the middle. It was raining the other night, and it was there. What's the middle of the night? Middle of the night. What's the middle? What's missile? Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Stab you. I have a picture of it. You do? I took a picture this morning. It's got to be your wife. Your wife's doing a bit with you. She's not telling me if they're... Or someone in your family. Wouldn't she be angry if there was lipstick on your... Yeah. I'm used to it. She's used to it. Hey, listen, if I had a nickel for every freaking kiss that's ever been laid on my car...
I'd be driving a Bentley. I mean, I practically got my own detailer just to take care of it. If that happened on my car, I would get a restraining order. On who? Against who? I don't know. If that happened on my car, I'd get divorce papers. Yeah, exactly. My wife would be like, all right, you dude. Who's kissing your car? Who's been kissing your windshield? That has come up a few times. You have a picture? Oh, yeah. I'm going to post it. I'm trying to figure out how to do it. What is it on your phone? Yeah. Come here. I want to see. I want to see. That's freaking creepy. That's creepy. It's Kim. What kind of sex pervertedness are you into? Maybe one of your kids is doing it. Is Maddie doing it? Maddie was not get up at that hour. What is Maddie was not get up? You're dead, Mike. I know, he's standing right next to me. He has pictures of himself. I had to take pictures of my pictures. You had to take pictures? He hasn't taken them off his phone. He's got pictures of himself. I'm not surprised. Just look at him every once in a while. I would not stand next to any of you guys with my photo album on my phone. You're a creep. I know. I want to see it. I'm stealing your phone. No way. Oh, wow. Let me see. Look at that. That's a big ass bottom lip. Yeah. That's what that is. That's weird. That's freaking weird. Come on. It looks like white lipstick. I don't know. It's really not your kids or Kim. And I've been like a madman.
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The day after tomorrow. And that is Jay. Our producer. A man that has a lipstick mark. Kiss. A kiss. On his windshield. Creeping around. Passage side window. M1 Chemistry from San Clemente. What up guys? What's up? You remember a few months ago, it might have been longer ago than that, but some woman called and she really seemed taken with Jay. I mean, it was very creepy. if that could be said about anyone towards Jay. Elizabeth. Mm-hmm. She was going to make a doll. Elizabeth. Jay doll. A Jay doll. That's where I kind of got creeped. There's a creepy side of that. Yeah, kind of. Yeah. And if that's the case, then that's not good. No. Yeah, it's not good. It's not good. There's a woman that loves Jay. Mm-hmm. And her name is M1 Elizabeth. And I mean, when I say love,
She loves Jay. Let's wear a skin. Like single white female. Like single white female. Well, she says no, but. I think she moved because we haven't heard from her. Well. She moved to your street. Yeah. She was in the process of moving and now she's there. M1 chemistry? Now she's back. I think that's an interesting fact and there are people that are, there are other people that are thinking that too and don't know. Well, good luck with that. Thank you. I thought I didn't want to freak Jay out. That's not cool. Now I agree. Woodsy? Yes, sir. What is Lynn's sanity? Dude, I'm telling you what. This kid, Jeremy Lynn, this point guard for the Knicks, is all you're hearing about. And he's done nothing but contribute to his legend every single night that he plays. This is last night. Mike D'Antoni won't call timeout.
And let the Raptors set up their D. The crowd on its feet here at the Air Canada Center. Lynn out of the center. Hence of his second remaining. Lynn's sanity continues. Oh, boy. It's unbelievable. He is the NBA's first Taiwanese-American player. Went to Harvard. He's been cut by several teams. Played in Summer League, D League. And he is now the starting point guard for the New York Knicks. They have won, I believe, six in a row. With him at the helm, running the point, it's unbelievable. Well, Woodsy, you have to imagine that there had to have been a point in that guy's life where he thought, this is never, I'm not going to make it. It was an overnight sensation. Yeah. I mean, truly, it's such a cool story. It's an onion. You know, if you peel back all layers. Yeah, he went to Harvard. Harvard doesn't produce basketball players. He's got a degree from Harvard. They actually said to him in one of the D leagues he was in, they said, look, dude.
You've got a degree from Harvard. You don't have to call him a D, bro. I didn't. I said, look, dude. Oh, D league. Yeah, I mean, the league is a league. It's like an instructional league. You don't have to call it a D league. It's a jerk league. I mean, come on. Yeah, they told him. They said, you know, why are you messing with us, man? You've got a degree from Harvard. The kid goes, I love to play basketball. That's what I want to do. Wow. He's given his shot, and he has made the most of it. I mean, this is a person, L.O.B., that was supposed to just be sitting on the bench. Taking a backup role. Yeah. And now the guy. It's un-freaking-believable. And listen, I'm not a basketball guy. I can't wait to watch the Knicks. I want to see this kid play. L.O.B., don't you want to see him play? I've seen him play before. I have not seen him play. Nor have I. This is like the NBA's way to get ratings or something. No way, but he's delivering. I know, but it's like the hype. 27 points and 11 assists last night. People are comparing him to Tebow. I'm sorry. He's not Tebow. Tebow came from the University of Florida, which pumps out.
Professional football players like you wouldn't believe. But the hype is like Tebow. Tebow won a national championship. He set records. This kid, he's not supposed to. He's not supposed to. It's overnight. And he's doing it. It's unbelievable. It's the coolest story happening in sports in America. They'll probably make a movie out of it. It's all you hear. Wow. They'll probably make a movie out of it. It's all you hear. It's very cool. Ella B is anti-hype. I am. She don't like hype. Because all that can happen is it comes crashing down. Not true. Look at Michael Jordan. Yeah, look at Muhammad Ali. But he didn't get that overnight. Like, it's more than just a gradual buildup. It's like a bam in your face. Yeah. It's Linzo. It's Bieber. It's Susan Boyle. Now it's Jeremy Lin. You're right. Because it went from I've never heard of this person to it's all you're hearing. It's overnight. And you know, for a guy that does not.
really care for NBA basketball all that much. If I see the Knicks are playing, I'm freaking watching. See, now you're in. I'm in. Nobody was really in on the NBA. I bought in. I bought in. I'm completely sold. So there was a dog in Denver that fell through the ice and was rescued. It was a reservoir that had frozen over and this dog, a bull mastiff, which is a big dog. It looks like a cross between a bulldog and a pit bull. Fell through the ice and there was a man that was Kind of a hero. Threw on a wetsuit, went after this dog, rescued it. Well, it was a big story in Denver. And so there was a news channel, and they had this dog come into the studio with the guy that saved the dog. The dog is sitting there, looks like a pit bull bulldog, and there's a woman doing the interview. Her name is Kyle Dyer. And at the end of the interview,
She kind of leans over and is petting the dog, and the dog bites her. Bites her on the mouth. So this is what she tweeted over the weekend. I'm sorry, put on her Facebook. She says, after a four-hour surgery, I have 70 stitches in my upper lip, lower lip, and nose. I am unable to talk because my mouth is stitched. to allow for the skin graft to take and get the blood circulating in my lips again. So it's one of those deals where you go, but she's okay. She's not okay. No. No. So you can't say about this, and I was saying that. I was saying she's okay. She's alive. She's not okay. She's going to have to, that's going to scar. She's the opposite of okay. Yeah, I mean.
But couldn't that cost her her job? Yeah. It's her face. It's her face. And she's a newscaster. There's no way that could cost her her job. I mean, that's a lawsuit like you wouldn't believe. Well, I think it's a lawsuit, right? I mean, chances, percentage of chance that this becomes a lawsuit. If they fire her, if they fire her, I mean. Well, they can't do it right away, but they can start finding other things, quote unquote, they don't like about her. What if they don't fire her? You don't think it's a lawsuit? Who's she going to sue? The company. The parent company? For bringing a dog in? It's not their fault, though. It's not their fault. Well, okay, let's say she gets fired. What is she suing for? Oh, she's suing for wrongful termination. Okay, well, that, yeah. They just take their time. But I think that the deal is this dog, why would you let a dog into this? I mean, I trusted you. Yeah, that could be her bit. I trusted you to not be on there. She didn't have to sign anything, probably. And they'll say, hey, you know, you didn't have to stick. The interview was fine. It was over. You didn't have to put your face in the dog's face. Well, the reason I think that there may be a lawsuit is because of what she is putting out there. Yeah, what she's going through. What she's putting out there in the public is, hey, man, I am jacked up. My mouth is stitched shut.
70 stitches, four-hour surgery. They better not euthanize that dog. I'll tell you that right now. I hope they don't either. They better not. Yeah, and listen. Not the dog's fault. It wasn't the dog's fault. She did something that was, I think, to the dog threatening. Yeah. And not only that, we're talking about. Not just a regular dog, a traumatized dog. I think it depends on what the owner... The owner should know their dog. We don't know who the owner is because the guy that saved him wasn't the owner. It could have been a stray. Rescued him. And if it's a stray dog who's been kicked around and beaten, it was a bad idea. It was a bad idea. It was a bad idea. They need to know the dog's history. Yeah, and they didn't. And they didn't. Boy, that's a sticky situation, man. Gosh, you think that people are watching that? news station right now. Oh, man. And they got a report on it, right? Yeah, they have to. They have to give an update on how their girl is doing. I mean, if it happened to LOB, we'd have to talk about it every day. Imagine she sues and they have to report on that. Oh, my God. Because it's news. They wouldn't. I don't think they could. If you're involved in a lawsuit, I think you can talk about it. It's true. Oh, my gosh. Crazy. It is a crazy story, so that's the update on that.
Speaking of, are you out there? You ever been attacked by anything other than a dog? Are you out there? If you're that person, 5701949, if you've ever been attacked by a squirrel. A bird. A bird. I've been attacked by a bird. Yes, I've been attacked by a bird. What were you doing? I was walking down Michigan Avenue in Chicago with my friend. Bob Mastros, and a bird attacked me, and I screamed like a girl, and there were two smoking hot dimes walking right behind us. What do you mean attacked? I mean the bird came at me and landed on me and was like, he wasn't pecking at me, but he was like on me. Yeah, he landed on you. And I go, the girls, the hot girls behind me started laughing furiously. Was it a pigeon? Oh, my gosh. That pigeon wasn't trying to do anything to you. Wasn't he trying to peck my eyes out in my brain? He landed on you? Yeah, like swooped down and was on my shoulder, and I screamed. We shouldn't assume it was a male pigeon. I don't know that it was a male pigeon. That's not fair. She landed on him. It could have been a she. What did I say? He? Well, we said he. We said he. That's not right. I mean, it could have been a female. It could have been a female. They wanted a taste. Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
A lot slimmer in those days. Maybe the girl wanted, yeah. The girl pigeon. Nobody could resist you at that time. That's true. Have you ever been attacked by something other than a dog? So, I don't want you to call me if you got attacked by a dog. I want to hear the funny stories about something weird. M1 Leah from San Diego. You got bit by what? An iguana. How did it happen? So I actually had rescued him, and I read online, like, breeding season equals emergency room trips, like, be really careful. No way. Full-grown, like, five-foot male iguana. Where? Where did you find it? He was, a little boy had gotten him and couldn't take care of him, so my parents knew that I was an animal advocate, and so they... and that I particularly liked iguanas, and so they asked me if I would take him, and so I did. And he was in breeding season. We were out. He was sending himself in the driveway when I was walking my car, and he was in a, you know, a mood. And I put my hand up, my left hand, I put it up to brace myself while I was, like, wiping off my hood.
And all of a sudden, I was in this just massive pain. And I couldn't figure out why it hurt so bad because it's a freaking iguana. Right. And I'm like, I'm holding my wrist and I'm going, why is this hurting? And I took my hand away to look. And it was disgusting. Oh, gosh. Oh, like the gelatinous inside. Yeah, yeah. My wrist was on the outside. You know what it is? It's part of their defense, because I watch all these documentary animal shows. That stuff in their mouth is on purpose, by design, created with lots of bacteria. Oh, yeah. Because that's what it does. It attacks the bacteria. Disgusting. So what is it? It's just saliva, but it's got plenty of bacteria, and it's real slimy. Yes, yes. It's hideous. It's 32 stitches. 32 stitches? Oh, my gosh. And, like, I called my boyfriend and my best friend at the time. I'm like, I think I need to go to the emergency room. They're like, dude, it's a lizard bite. Seriously? Oh, yeah, you got to go to the emergency room. What did he do afterwards? He just went back to studying himself? He smoked a cigarette. Yeah, he smoked a cigarette. Yeah. Got his groove on. Exactly.
No, he just walked right back up into the house. Like, nothing happened in his cage. It's an episode of Cops. They show up. He's like, get out of here. I'm not coming out. Typical iguana. Wow. It was pretty crazy. But, yeah. And I've got a nice little scar. It's a conversation piece. Hey, Mike. This is actually the iguana. Hey, iguana. In my defense. Yeah. She was wearing. Really short shorts. And a halter top. And she was washing her car. You get it? Not a court in land is going to convict you. I mean, I'm good to go. You attacked. You should have said. It was mating season and wet t-shirts. What are you going to do? So you went for her arm, of all places? Yeah, well, the arm is the gateway to the breast, as everybody knows. Hey, we walked inside. Leah, to Iguana's defense, you were wearing a wet T-shirt. Yeah, that's true. That's right. It's not cool. That's true. I miss you. Thank you. Thanks, guys. Thank you, Leah. Watching a documentary animal show yesterday. Weird. It's so weird. It's so weird. It's so weird. I'm an animal. It's out of character.
And it was River Monsters. The guy caught a freshwater stingray. Gigantic. When I say gigantic, when I say gigantic, I mean Volkswagen. Wow. You know, top of a Volkswagen. Oh, my gosh. How did he catch that? Picture the roof. He caught it on a line. Oh, gosh. So he brought the thing to shore. And he had on Kevlar gloves. And he very daintily grabbed the tail and showed the camera the dagger on the end of this stingray, which also has bacteria on it to attack whatever it attacks. And he talked to a guy that lived on this island who had been attacked by one. And it got him in the ankle 30 years before. He still had a scar from it. It took six years to heal. I'm going to say that one more time. It took six years to heal. Imagine the pain. Imagine the pain. He said there was nothing like that pain. Imagine the pain of that. Of something from a stingray that's going to last six years. It's a knife. Yeah, it's a knife. I mean, that's what it is. It's a barbed knife. Oh, gosh.
Filthy. Filthy hideous. My sister. We will hear the sister story. M1 Jessie's girl is on the 8 right now. Are you there? Yes. What were you attacked by? Like a flock of geese. Oh, no. Better than a flock of seagulls. Yes. The guy had wicked hair. And the funny thing is... It wasn't just one time. It seems like every time they go to the park or the river and they're around. They like you. Wow. In their defense, you do wear birdseed in your hair. True. True. So geese like you? Or hate her? No. They hate her. They hate you. Oh, come on. So geese have something against you. And I don't know what it is, but every time I see them, they want to, like, rush me. They could sense your fear. Maybe, yeah. After the first attack, then she puts out a vibe. What do they do? Well, in fact, the first time, we were at the river, so I had a baby sit on some flip-flops. It started running after me, and so I did a flip-flop just trying to get away, and it bit me in the butt. I was so scared, I didn't even go back to get my flip-flop.
Oh, my gosh. That's like they show that in America's Funniest Home Videos. Yeah, all the time. Those things are ruthless. I wonder what the deal is with her that they don't like you. I love it. No, but they're mean. They're jealous. They're jealous. They're jealous of her. They're jealous of you. Thank you for the call. How many times a day you think the average couple texts and calls each other? And where are you in that? In terms of boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife. Where are you in there? We'll tell you. Be a part of the Mikey Show now. Text them at 949mikey at gmail.com. Or call Mikey now. 570-1949. More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. Hey, gang. It's your old pal, L-O-B, and...
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A guy standing in a hallway, long shot camera, comes in rope tight, and you think that this guy is going to deliver some beautiful Valentine's flowers to some girl. Instead of holding a bouquet, he's holding a duck. You had me. He's a magician. You had me until duck. I know. I thought you were going to say he pulls out a 45 magnum, 44 magnum. That would be great. I like that. I like that scene. The average couple texts and calls each other 20 times a day. 20 times a day. It's a true statement. My goodness. Do you guys do that? Oh, yeah. Yeah. What do you do? By far. L.O.B. With your boyfriend, Met Congress? Oh, yeah. 20 times. Now, I'm married. I've been married for seven years. I don't know. I don't think we text that much.
We call. My wife, Jamie, and I talk on the phone at least four times a day before she gets home. Really? What do you guys talk about? How's your day? How was your show? What do you want to do for dinner? I'm asking her, what do you want me to cook for dinner? Do you want anything? Is there anything I can do around the house? It was passive-aggressive. Passive-aggressive a little bit. Yeah, it was passive-aggressive. It seemed a little passive-aggressive. It was. She does like the, she fixes stuff and you cook dinner. Yeah, it's very. It's a trade-off. Your roles are reversed in my home. Yeah. Yes. You wear skirts. Yeah, I wear skirts and heels. Yes. She wears jeans, dungarees, if you will. How was Valentine's Day? It was awesome. It was? It was awesome, dude. I got her a gift that she adored and it made her very happy. You got her J? I got her Jay. Yeah, I brought Jay home nude with just a ribbon tied around his dong. Wearing just an acoustic guitar. That's it. No, I got her a gift that was very sentimental and special, and she got me a goodie bag with a ton of stuff in it that was awesome. And we were going to go to dinner, and we both kind of go, eh. So we ordered a pizza and watched a movie. Oh, that's nice. Nothing wrong with that. In bed, by the way.
Pizza in bed? Pizza in bed. It was legit. Crumb sleep. It was a little crumb sleep, but you sacrifice for love. I can't do crumb sleep. I would like to hear bad Valentine's stories. From last night? Yes. Why? Because I think it will be funny to listen to. I must be a sadist. No, that's funny. There's no getting around that. I had a bad one in high school. What? Not last night, but in high school. I found out that I was no longer together with my boyfriend because I saw Valentine in his car from his ex-girlfriend. I remember this. You walked by it. I walked by it. What did you see? Huh. Oh, wait. You know what? No. Other way around. Yeah, that's what I thought. In her car. You got her a valentine. It was a huge heart. And the thing was, I was kind of a rebound. They were together for like three years. And they were like the item of high school. She was still putting out, right? I'm sure. I wasn't. I know I wasn't.
I had not. You were just French kissing real good. Yeah. You weren't going all the way. No, not even close. And yeah, and I walked by her car was she was like a basketball star and her car was parked like right by the gym. And I was like, oh, it was huge. And it said love PJ. And I was like, oh, what did you say to him? I just did the fade away. I just ignored him. Fade away real good. I just ignored him. And then I went to a singles Valentine's Day party that weekend, and he was there, wasted. And I guess she had already moved. She took the Valentine and was like, eh, and had already moved on to somebody else. Oh, wow. So he was heartbroken over her, and he was like, hey, what's up? I'm like, no. Oh, gosh. That's the worst. That summer, though. Different story. Knocked it out of the park. Yes. Oh, wow. Was that the first time? Yeah. That guy. Yep. Hey, I can do it now. You guys went diving together? Yeah, we did. Apparently? Spelunking. Yeah. Yeah, I bet you did. The sound effects that Jay's playing, it sounds like you guys went to the community pool. Yeah, to the high dive. See you around the pool. Did a couple backflips. Yeah. This is M1 Prince from San Diego. What was the word of the day? Always. That is correct. Just got yourself a lithium ion.
Hammer, drill, and impact driver combo kit from Professional Contractor Supply. Congrats. Thank you. Thank you. Hang on the line. M1, Brendan from OB. Are you there? I am. What happened to you? Well, I had my first date with this girl. I was super excited. I took her to the brigand team for dinner. And things were going really well, I thought. She was knocking back the white wine pretty strong, but I kind of thought that would play out well for me later. How long ago? Was this last night? This was last night. This was last night, Valentine's Day. Yeah, it was first day, Valentine's Day. She was getting drunk. I was like, this is awesome. This is going to go better, you know? So, you know, we leave the restaurant. We're going to go back to my place. I'm super happy about it. We're driving. I've got the radio on. And all of a sudden, she starts, like, kind of, like, sounds like she's choking. And I was like, what's wrong? And all of a sudden, she just lets loose. And she throws up. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh
She didn't roll the window down. She barfed onto the window and bounced back. Oh, no, no, no. Rookie, rookie, rookie. Yeah. It was a mess, and it smelled like white wine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't have to talk about what it smelled like. I don't want to know what it smelled like at all. Oh, gosh. So did you get lucky? Oh, gosh. What did you do? Well, I mean, I just dropped her off at her place. Good call. Yeah. I would look at home and I started to clean out. Somehow there was vomit in the glove compartment. Oh, my God. Like, I don't know. Hey, listen. It has a way. It has a way. Oh, for the rest of your car's shelf life, you sell that car. Yeah, existence is going to be there. Oh, no. Well, that or douse the car in gasoline and just set it ablaze. Yeah. Drive it off a cliff. Yeah. Set it free. Let it go back into the wild. That's one of the worst things I can think of. Yes. Oh. And that's bad when you're cleaning the car and you're like, even the glove compartment? Like, I thought you'd be safe. How dare you? It was an endless task. Yeah, it was an endless task. Oh. Imagine her this morning. Yeah. How she felt. She texted me. She texted me. She said, sorry about last night, and that was it. And I was like.
Well, yeah, you mean throwing up in my car? It happens to everyone. Sorry about last night does not cut it. You may be able to parlay this, though, into something real sweet for yourself if you catch my drift. She owes him. She owes him. She owes him. Can you even look at her like that? Yes. That's what I'm wondering. I don't know. No, no, no. Yes. We've all thrown up. Have you ever vomited? Yeah, but it's in his car. Not on a first date. Well, she was nervous. She was nervous. It was like exorcist style vomit. Panoramic all around. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Thank you. Thank you for the call, Brendan. Why would you want puke mouth? For sex. Oh, she could wash it out. Oh, gosh. Yeah, but every time he gets in his car and smells. Get in detail. Dude, I would never, ever see that girl in the same light. And I don't care if she's an 11. Oh. It depends on what she looks like, to be honest with you. If it's your girlfriend, that's one thing. If it's a girl that you only knew that night and it happens, it's like, that's your first impression. She could be an 11. I would associate her with.
It's not like she farted in there. She had too much to drink. What? Farting would have been wonderful compared to what she did. Don't say it better. Yes, much better. Are you kidding? There's quite the aftermath. There is a chance that if a girl farted in my car on the first date that I may give her a dead arm. On a first date years and years and years ago, a girl farted and I can never smell CK1. That makes me so sick. Because every time I smell CK1, I associate it with the girl that farted. Oh, my God. Absolutely. Yes. Okay, so farting's not better. No, it's 50 billion times better, dude. Okay, here's... Farting is... Less to clean up. Yeah, I... If she was... What if she had... She didn't, in this case. She didn't have, like, food poisoning, but... If she did, would she be like, oh, you vomited. I can never talk to you again. No. No. She just had too much to drink. We've all been there. But it means like. Wait, wait, wait. I take that back. Yes. What? Even the food poisoning. Yes. If it's the first date. You can't help what you associate. No. It's not her fault, but you can't help but associate that. But here. See me. If she was really hot. If she was really hot and I was really into her.
And she did that, I would just break her balls about it for the rest of our relationship. Every time you got in the car. Well, I'd have to get a new car. I'd have to get, maybe I'd get a motorcycle. Let's talk reality. In reality, you can't get a new car. You got that car. I gotta clean up. No, I'd be like, hey. You'll still smell it. Hey, vomit. Hey, vomity. Hey, vomity. You want some white wine, pukey? Yeah, pukey. Yeah, smell my car. Are you kidding me? Like, I would just break her balls about it. If I were her. I'd make love to her. I wouldn't want. You both of you. I would have brushed your teeth. Jay would have tried to get it that night. That's a guarantee. That is 100% true. Hey, just come up to the house. I'll take care of you. Come on, girl. Hold your hair back and brush your teeth. Let me put you in the shower. Let's get in the shower. You know when a person is in a movie, when a person is about to douse a place with gas and light it on fire? That would be Jay, only it would be like Listerine. Yeah. Before you have sex with her. You'd be dousing her down with Listerine. And Lysol. Get ready. Get ready, girls. Space thing a little bit. You're a monster. That's one of the worst Valentines. That's pretty bad. That I've ever heard. It's filthy. And it just keeps, it'll stay bad for a while. 570-1949. If you had a really.
Bad Valentine. Let's see. Oh, Whitney Houston's funeral is going to be private. There was talk of it not being private. Because they're not broadcasting it on iTunes. They did with Michael Jackson. They broadcast it on television. And it was for the public. You know, it was taxpayers paid for it. It was at Staples Center, I think, or something. Something crazy. But Whitney's is not going to be that way. And by the way. They were originally thinking that it was going to be at the Prudential Center in Jersey, but it will not. It will be at New Hope Baptist in Newark. That's where her mom sings still. What's that? Her mom still is like a gospel singer there. There you go. Sissy. Sissy. Wow. So that is according to MTV News, the latest on Whitney Houston. Adele says that she will not be...
sad on her next record. I don't know if it'll be as good. Well, she says that she's going to sing about good stuff now because she's been with her current boyfriend, Simon Kneke, and they've been in a relationship now for like five years or something. Wow. She's going to sing about food. Make her happy. Oh, wow. Little things that make her happy, clearly. Yeah, this was Jay yesterday. Hello, Governor. Let's make a record. Bloody mad, still working on the lyrics. Thank the Lord I still have a boyfriend to go home to, or this song would sound way different. Bloody love, Liv. Here we go. Bloody love, Liv. Here we go. To feed me isn't cheap. Let's take one. I'll say it is. All right. Here we go. Here we go. It's rough. There's a hamburger clogging up my heart. Reaching for an apple pie and it's making me want to fart. I always order a big glass of beer. Go ahead and take me out and I'll eat that buffet bear. See how I eat a meal that was meant for two. Don't underestimate the things that I will chew.
There's a doctor worried about my heart. Smoking like a chimney sweep and it's making my lungs so dark. The drive-through with Wendy's reminds me of us. It keeps me thinking I almost ate it all. The stares of the stage, they leave me breathless. I can't help feeling that I could have ate it all. To feed me isn't cheap. You had the food inside your van. And you gave it to me cheap. Here comes the British producer. Yeah, Cotterdale, that's pretty good. But let's go back and try that first line. He somehow turned American. You know, I was trying to imagine what I thought that sounded like. And it was almost as if, you know, picture a crowded mall and maybe around the food court or something. Somebody has set up a karaoke machine and they said, is there anybody here at the mall that is willing to take this piece of paper with these lyrics on it and give this a shot? And somebody in the mall raised their hand and said, I'll do it. I will. I will.
I'm all pro. Outstanding. Oh, man. A chimney sweep is an inanimate object. No, it's not. He's a chimney sweep. He's a guy who comes to your house and sweeps your chimney. I guarantee you. I thought that that was like the thing that you use to sweep your chimney out. No, this is a person. Is it? Yeah, but they don't smoke. No, they do if they're in your chimney when it's lit. He said smoking like a chimney sweep. Right. Why would a chimney sweep be in a lit? Because he's working in your fireplace. So you could have said smoking like an hourglass, and it would have been the same thing. M1, cave dweller from Wisconsin, has a story similar to Brendan from OB's story. What is it? A little bit. When I tried college the first time, we had a little, it was like a Valentine's Day party in the dorms or whatever. And my buddy found this girl passed out in his bed and didn't know her. I had no idea. Sorry about that. What? Drunk. He figures the heck with it. Crawls in the bed, falls asleep. The next morning. Ta-da! Sorry. Go ahead. The next morning when she wakes up, she throws up all over him. Oh, God.
Oh, my gosh. They're married. They got married? Yeah. Married? Married? Married. Yes, married. Married. She's a doctor, so that helps mitigate it. Oh, absolutely. Wow. Married? So maybe this guy, you know. I'm so wasted. It can work out with him, too. Maybe. Hey, thanks for calling, Cave Dweller. Yeah, yeah. Hey, sorry about Jay, by the way. What did you do, Ted? It's a win or whatever. Yeah, you find a girl passed out of your bed. Oh. Now you get it. I thought he turned his computer off or something. That's the girl asleep. She's asleep. Oh, wow. I thought he was just, like, playing stuff. Mikey, don't throw that guitar. That guitar is expensive. That's your friend, Woods. Outstanding. That is your buddy, Woods. I speak Jay. Yeah, you do. So I got it immediately. Immediately. I knew exactly what he meant. I thought he was shutting down his feet. There is going to be a Transformers 4. Oh, boy. That's right. And it's going to happen in 2014. It's going to be the same dude that's been making them, Michael Bay. So everybody calm down. Yeah. Must miss.
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29 House of Blues downtown. It's free. They'll have food and drink. You'll pay for that, but you get him free. So come down and hang with us. What's going on with Peyton Manning? Dude, this was a weird story yesterday. You know, the owner of the Colts, Jim Irsay, has said, look, I don't want people out in the public. I don't want Peyton talking to the media about, you know, the horseshoe, as they call it, their workout facility. He goes, I want to keep everything in house, and we'll figure out if Peyton's going to come back or not together. Is this a reputable source, or is it all Irsay? It's a reputable source because it came from a Jim Ayers said yesterday, basically talked to anybody and everybody that he could. And he put out there in the media that, hey, look, Peyton wants to be a cult. Peyton can be a cult for the right price. Basically taking everything he said, throwing it out the window about not doing this publicly. And now putting the onus on Peyton to say, well.
Peyton wouldn't restructure his deal, so he won't come back. He wants to get paid. He's greedy. It's a very dramatic situation in Indianapolis with, you know, one of the greatest quarterbacks ever to play the game. Not to mention, it goes without saying, I think... Right? They're going to take Andrew Luck, right? I mean, yeah. They're even saying it's either going to be RG3 from Baylor, who won the Heisman, or it's going to be Andrew Luck. They're saying more than likely it's Andrew Luck. That's who they want in Indianapolis. You know what I heard, by the way? Sorry to interrupt. That's okay. It was a prognosticator guy with the draft. Mel Kuyper. Mel Kuyper said that... Great hair. Great hair. Wow. So it's... It's hard as a rock. Yeah. He says... In terms of quarterback lineage and what kind of a thoroughbred Andrew Luck is, he said not since John Elway has he ever rated a quarterback this high. Wow. Yeah, high praise for sure. You never know how it's going to translate. You never do. I mean, Jeff George had, they said, that guy has the best arm that we've ever seen. That guy was a turd. Yeah. Ryan Leaf. I mean, hello.
He was not a good NFL quarterback. It's mostly about what's upstairs. And that's another one of his positives. Smart kid. He's a hard worker. It's hard to find things to say negatively about Andrew Luck in terms of him as a player. Now, yeah, he sounds like a troll that lives under a bridge. And that's a true statement. He sounds like Andre the Giant. And I'm not kidding. Have you ever heard him talk? Oh, wow. It's the creepiest thing you've ever heard. Kid can play some quarterback. Probably a lot of testosterone. Could be. This is another crazy story yesterday. You know who Roddy White is? The wide receiver, the all-pro wide receiver for the Falcons. Yeah. Dude. Roger Goodell. It has come out in the media that Roger Goodell is going to make $20 million per season by the end of his current contract. Wow. Roddy White was none too pleased. He went to Twitter, weird, and said. How in the hell can you pay a man this much money that can't run, tackle, or catch? Yeah, and he is pissed. Roddy White's pissed. And it's like, hey, dude, you don't call the boss out, man. Like, he's done some real good stuff. It's a $9 billion industry. Yeah. You know? You might keep your mouth shut. And I'm pretty sure when Roddy White comes up for free agency, he tries to get as much money as he can, too. Everyone does. Everybody does. Everybody does. Just zip your lip.
Dad that shot the laptop, if you haven't heard. He took a .45 to his daughter's laptop. Yes. And it was his daughter, Jordan. Why did he shoot her laptop? Because she went on Facebook and she was talking smack about him. And her mom. Yep. Even the person that, like, helps clean their house. Yes. Well, she thought. that dad wasn't going to see it because she thought she was able to like hide dad from being able to see it. Right. But he did see it. Well, the problem is that dad had just spent $125 upgrading her computer and she'd been in trouble for disrespecting before on Facebook. And so this time when it happened, he was not happy about it. So what he did was he YouTubed himself shooting her laptop with a 45. Six, seven times. Yeah. Now, it freaked everybody out. It freaked everybody out except for the cops who actually commended the guy and said, hey, attaboy. This is what his latest video says. I haven't been able to find it, but here's what his latest video says. The kids today are self-entitled, spoiled, adverse to working, and basically have no usable skills taught to them in schools.
Yes, some of you out there excel. If you've graduated high school and at least pay some of your own bills, then I'm not talking to you. If you, however, are 25 and live with your parents because you're too lazy to get a job, then yes, I'm talking to you. Half of the parents' fault for thinking that the school system is supposed to raise, half of the fault is on the parents. for thinking the school system is supposed to raise their kids. The other half is a parent's fault for letting our school systems get to the utterly pathetic state they're in. It's your kid, so no matter what, it's always your fault. That is, again, coming from the laptop dad. Laptop dad. Yeah, that shot the laptop. Now, he says the only thing that he regrets is that he didn't wear his silver belly, Stetson. It's a true story. It's a cowboy hat. He said that he should have worn cleaner boots, worn a silver belly Stetson, and he said that maybe next time he would have used a .22 instead of a .45. Guy's fired up. Yeah. I couldn't be more supportive of a man and his decision than what that guy did. Absolutely. I really, I couldn't be. Me either. Do I think shooting it is a bit extreme? Yeah. Me personally?
I would have taken a baseball bat to it. Still extreme. But I thought what he did is commendable. And I thought, you know what, man? It embarrasses his kid. That part kind of bothers me. Well, she doesn't have a computer anymore, so she didn't actually see this. All of her friends. All of her friends have seen it. I know. I'm just being facetious. I think it was perfect because it embarrassed her and it got the message out to everyone. Now, when I saw it, you know what I thought of immediately? Jay Isbell. Oh, yeah. Dude, this is a guy that takes his daughter's doors off their hinges in his home. Yeah. He's done it. I told my wife that. She almost peed in her pants. She was laughing so hard. And took all their makeup. Oh, my God. I love you, dude. Just took the drawer out and poured it into a sack. Said, yeah, you're not going to be needing that. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Cell phone. Get mine. Nothing. Oh, gosh. Jay don't mess around. Yeah. I've had that happen before. Phone out of the wall. Imagine being a 16-year-old girl. You don't have a door on your room. Yeah. You have a door. All of a sudden, you're a lot nicer every time I see you. I was afraid, man. I didn't get in too much trouble because I was afraid. My dad was... He didn't mess around. I was not afraid. Oh, wow. I was not afraid. Oh, man. Kid got in a lot of trouble. This will actually be right up your alley, would you? Oh, perfect. Mikey, my husband wants to go...
to Chicago and see the Cubs play the Cardinals at the end of July. I'm so pissed because he's making it seem like it's a family vacation for me and our daughter Mackenzie, who is only three, by the way. And really, it's all about him. I thought when we got married and had kids, he would grow out of this. Why would we not do something for three instead of for one M1 baby game? Well, I think that picking your battles. You pick your battles to win the war. Pick your battles to win the war. It can actually, I think, go either way. This is what I don't understand about people. This is not a men or a woman issue, in my opinion. Just say what you are really doing. It probably makes her more mad that he's trying to pretend that it's a family vacation. Just say it. I want to go to a cops. That's my team. Just say it.
Because it makes people more mad when you're trying to pretend like, you know, this is for the family. It is for the family, though. He just has a little nook of time that he's allotting for himself. Yeah, it's like a four-hour game. I mean, if you were going to go play a game of golf or maybe if a guy was going to go surf. Yeah, but it does sound like it's about him. Well, there's other stuff going on. It does. And I think, you know, I don't know. Just be honest, man. Just tell her. She'll probably do it. She'll probably piss because he's not. I disagree with you in that regard because you know what she said in there? This is what got me about the whole email is I thought when we got married and have kids, he'd outgrow this stuff. Don't ever think that. It's never going to happen. It's like my wife saying, I thought you weren't going to watch Yankee games on TV every day. And I'll be like. Who are you? Who did you marry? You know who you married. It seems like she's painting it as one issue when it's really another. That's exactly it. Even if he went on his own.
And did it. She'd be like, aren't you over this stuff now? Yes. How do you get over that, though? Yeah, let him watch baseball. You don't outgrow baseball. You don't outgrow sports. Yeah. It's a waste of money, I think, to bring the two of them with. He should just go on his own. Oh, wow. Well, I mean, he just wants to go watch the game. But there's other stuff to do, though. The travel time together. There's a ton of stuff in Shotgun to do. I just wonder what else they're doing. If they're going to stay in the hotel the whole time and the only outing they have is the game, then yeah, the trip is just for the game. No way. Sounds like he's a Cubs fan and he wants to go to a Cubs game. Or a woman, for that matter. Let's not... you know, specify, they're not going to outgrow their sports teams. I mean, I know girls that are just as fanatical about their teams as men. They're not going to outgrow anything. I mean, people may, they may change, but you should pretty much assume that the person that they are when you're dating is the person they're going to be when you're married. Absolutely. Well, it's actually, this is my opinion. I got it from a guy one time. I saved the email because it meant so, I thought that it was so insightful and full of wisdom. It said, take the...
Take the thing that annoys you the most about your boyfriend or girlfriend, multiply it times 10. If you can still live with that, then that is a good match for you in marriage. But if you cannot, then you shouldn't marry that person. Now, for me, it was easy. I could live with it. I took whatever annoyed me about Rebecca, I multiplied it times 10, and I said, I can live with that. But if you can't, if you multiply the worst quality by 10 and you go, Uh-uh. There's no way. Yeah, like if she's jealous, if she's a very jealous person, she's going to be 10 times more jealous. Yes. You don't want to deal with that. If he's messy, he's going to be, if it bothers you that he's messy, it's going to bother you 10 times more that he's messy when you get married. That's a great point. I heard a theory, and I would like to ask the three of you who are married, since I am not married, obviously. I heard a theory that the things that bother
people about their spouses are often things that bother them about themselves. Does that make sense? I think that's true of people. You knew you were a bad planner and you marry someone that's a bad planner. You get mad at that bad planner because it brings out your own... But it works at home. I was bad with money. Very bad with money. I married a woman that's terrible with money. If you're on your own, you can kind of like suppress that and be like, no, I'm not that bad with money. But when you're with someone, you have that accountability. You're like, we're both bad. And then I get mad at her. I'm like, you don't save the receipt. You didn't pay that bill. Like, that's me. Kim and I are opposite. She's got great qualities when it comes to money. I'm not great with money. I'm tight with money. I think that, you know, that's a great recipe. A lot of times it can be really tough when you're so similar. You know, one thing that Rebecca, and I know she wishes this about me too, that we both wish of each other, we will spin each other out. Like, there's not one that calms the other one down. Oh, yeah. There's not one that goes, everything's cool. It's going to be okay. You two sit there in a room and just spin. Yeah. And we're like, the world is falling down. Chicken Little. Yeah. The sky is falling. We take turns. Kim sometimes, like, she's...
chronically late and that makes me crazy and I would just get, ah, so mad. Why are you not ready? But then she's like, and then if somebody gets hurt, I'm like, it's just blood, whatever. Yeah. She gets freaked out. She can't stand blood. Blood freaks her. I mean, she starts screaming and like, oh, run around with her head chopped off. And you're like, it's all good. They can sew his leg back on. My wife is my balance. She is my 100% balance beam, talk me off the ledge woman. Yeah. Every day. That's good. I look forward to sharing my stories about what my spouse is like one day. Have any leads? No, not yet. You know, Jay, Lauren, I think she put it best last time, you know, when you're being self-deprecating. Right. It just makes you seem mean. There's nothing really like... Well, if you're self-deprecating... Right, and then someone piles on... And then somebody piles on top of that. That person just seems mean. I'm just helping you. You know, it's good friends with you. Well, in Jay's defense, that is... That's Jay. If I say, man, I've got to lose some weight, he's like, yeah, that's right, because you're a fat ass. But that's not really his defense. That's Jay. That's RJ. That is true. RJ is heartless. RJ is heartless. Cold. But when someone already makes the joke, it just doesn't really add anything to it. He's reading. He sometimes is reading Facebook, like now. I'm not reading Facebook. I'm looking at emails. He's insensitive.
Bit hard. He's hard. Bit hardened. Hardened. Yes. He's like a hardened criminal. Well. Goes for obvious jokes that have already been made. He is the type of guy that. He's a dad. He is the type of guy that Clint Eastwood would say, wow, you're a tough guy and hard. Yes. And you're very insensitive. Yes. He would actually say to him, Clint Eastwood would say to Jay, lighten up. Yes. So would Sheriff Arpaio. Yes. A room full of people that just pile on you when you say something maybe slightly off skew. Sheriff Arpaio thinks that Jay is a little hard on me. That is harsh, man. You're very tough on criminals, Jay. That's from Sheriff Joe. Wow. I'll go with that. This makes a lot of sense now, what I'm about to read you. This makes a lot of sense. According to a new study, works the biggest cause of stress for men. Jay. For women. What do you mean when you say Jay, that he stresses you out? I'm stressing you guys out. Yes. For women, the biggest cause of stress is everything else. Gosh. And I'm stressed just, like, listening to that. Yeah. Women never stress.
We have to. That is true. We have to. This is a true story. If you don't, we won't do stuff. It'll just be chaos. That is a true story. I don't envy the position of women. If you don't stress about stuff, we won't do stuff. Everything from money and lack of time to family problems and relationship issues. I'm reading this. I'm not saying this. I'm reading it. This isn't my opinion. This is not from my personal life. I'm saying that this is on a sheet of paper that I'm reading. You wrote it, though, right? Oh, gosh. You wrote it. I read all that. I don't. I don't either. Why? Because I think I stress way more about stuff than my missus does. But you're kind of like a female. You stress about work. Perfect. I stress about everything, man. Gerber daisies are pretty. Woods, this is kind of a strange time to talk about daisies. Yeah, why is there stress about that? I'm menstruating. Oh, yikes. Woods, you're only making it worse for yourself by saying that. I didn't say that. It's making it seem like you're a girl. Yeah. It's out of context. Put your tiny hand in mine. Oh, now you're hitting on Mike. Touch my body, now you love my call. It's breaking into song. Touch my body, now you love my call. The remix. What are you saying?
That's Jay. Yes, that's our Jay. My blood pressure has risen from the last three minutes. Me too. Yeah. Yeah. I went to the doctor yesterday and my blood pressure has actually risen. So feast on it. Okay. By the way, can you, I mean, this is what we go through with our Jay. What do you suppose the worst fight Jay's ever been in was like? With his wife? Or with another dude. I bet with a wife it's the, you know, because you can get into it the most with your spouse. Oh, yeah. I pretty much, I'm full attack. I say things that are just mean. And she's learned to let me, like, and my kids, like Maddie's a lot like this as well. Liberty's not as much. And Finn, he just closes himself off like his mom. But she just will stop. Oh, gosh. That was passive-aggressive. She'll just. Passive-aggressive. She'll stop. Passive-aggressive. Passive-aggressive. Passive-aggressive. She'll stop and let me cool down because she knows when clear her heads prevail. Yeah. Jamie, when I do the full flip out. And I mean, like, CD. Yeah, you've seen it. When you put the backpack on. Monster. When I do, like, a flip. When I flip something. Like, I don't know, a table or something. Right.
She will sit there and look at me, and she'll just let me get it out. And I continue to yell and scream and curse, throw obscenities, and she just waits. Are you done? Does she say, are you done? And I'm like, no, not done. I'd have to stop myself from laughing. I know. She does. She laughs at me. I smirk when people get mad sometimes. It's a nervous habit. Ella B., tell me if you agree with this. Okay. It's going to be real easy for you to start in with your, oh, my gosh, you're in love with Woods. Okay. So try not to. Okay? Can you? Yeah. Promise? You too. If the tiny hand fits. Oh, God. Okay, I won't. Promise. I appreciate something about the way Woods fights in particular. Okay. He tells the truth. I do. He's not a beat. Like, he doesn't pull. And when you call him on something, he's willing to go, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he is willing to be honest in the thing. Like what you hear is not BS. When I fight sometimes, and I think when a lot of people fight, I don't want to say I do this because I try not to. I really do. But when some people fight, they'll say things that are a stretch. Yeah, you reach. I do some reaching at home.
You do? Yeah. He is like a woman in the way that he pulls back things from like, oh my gosh, you remember that? I do? You're going to pull that one? Wow. He sits on a jewel. He'll get something. What did you say? He what's on a jewel? Sis. Sis. I thought he got really comfortable and forgot we were on the radio. No, he will take a morsel of information and he'll hold on to it. Call collecting diamonds. He gets me sometimes. I'm like, ooh, gosh. Got me. He's very fiery. Is San Diego in one of the most five romantic cities in America? Is that too girly? No, because I'm here. I'll tell you, wait until you hear what the most romantic city in America is. It ain't what you think. What's up there, chocolate hangover? It's Hillary with some shows for you to go check out. Tomorrow night, you can see the Frayed House of Blues.
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And his name is Marston Hefner. He got physical with his girlfriend, who's a playmate. She is not pressing charges, by the way. Now, when we told the story, Jay said, yes, and I also understand that in addition to getting physical with her, he dyed her hair blonde. Yep, that's what I heard. And I said, Jay, how's that? What do you mean he dyed her hair blonde? And he said, that's right. He dyed her hair blonde. Like he forced her? Forcibly. I couldn't figure it out either. And so I said, chances, percentage of chance, Jay misunderstood the story. Thousand percent. So here's what happened. There were two stories that were listed on the page. And he read them all as one.
Let me explain. I'll read it like he read it. Hugh Hefner's son arrested for assaulting playmate of the year and Demi Lovato dyed her hair blonde. I think you need to redo it in Jay's voice. Hugh Hefner's son was arrested for assaulting playmate of the year and Demi Lovato and dyed their hair blonde. Freak. What a sick freak. Did you know that Demi Lovato was a person? I didn't know. I thought it was a hair guy. I thought it was a super boss name. I thought I was a charge against him. Hey, L.O.B., what the hell's a Demi Lovato? It's a girl. Isn't she a singer, maybe? Some sort of celebrity, I don't know. I thought, how'd he get her to stay so still? Hugh Heffer's a...
Hugh Heffer's son gave this girl something called a Demi Lovato. Blonde haircut. I ain't even heard of that. I don't know what the hell it is. That's gross. That's gross. I can't believe you went on the air going, and? And? He dyed her hair blonde. Amazing. It looks like it. I mean, look at it. Let me see. It rolls right in. You have to read it. It even has a dot, dot, dot. Yeah, that's what I thought. Continued below. Yeah, and if you look below, it says, here are the breaking stories that caught our eye. Hugh Hefner's son has been arrested for assaulting his Playmate of the Year girlfriend, Claire Sinclair. Right below it, it says, Demi Lovato dyed her hair dye. And there's a photo.
She's smiling, too. Why is that breaking you? He didn't just get physical with her. He took her in the bathroom. Put her hair. Well, first he had to put on those clear plastic gloves that comes in the box. Yep. Right? Like the permanent. When you give somebody a permanent. And then he had to put the stuff in there and massage it into the hair. He gave her a Demi Lovato. Yeah. He gave it to the dryer. She was brunette. And when it was all done, she was like, Hey! Demi Lovato! You gave me a... Well, they do call that die like demi-permanent die, so maybe that's worse. No, that's not where. Exactly what I was thinking. He had no idea. The old demi. You're such a clown. He is a clown. The king clown. He chimed in like it was breaking news. Yeah, like, look. Look at me and all the entertainment news that I know. He's going to throw that gem out.
He's like Ryan Seacrest in there. Mike, in addition to that. By the way, Apple stock is at $523 per share. Shocking. And this morning, wasn't it at 509 at 530 today? Gosh, darn, man. He's climbing. Smart guys. I heard that they think it'll top out at somewhere around $630. Dude, still good time to get in. Right now, it's, yeah, they still say it's time. You still can. $524.34. You have to borrow money to get one share. Yeah, nothing like owning one share of something. One. Gosh, cool. I made $112. I made $7. That is gnarly. We told you earlier, Whitney Houston's funeral is going to be private, not public. They were going to do it public, but they decided no. They're going to do a private ceremony to commemorate her. Is that the way to say it? Yes. Sure. Commemorate actually means like a beginning to something. I've used it wrong before. Let's see. Oh, I got some news about Guns N' Roses you're going to like. Hang on. The Mikey Show, FM 94.9.
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That song is one of the most romantic songs I've ever heard. Yeah. I like to fall asleep to that song. Love me. Number one most romantic city in America? New York. Wrong. Paris. Oh, in America. Paris, Texas. Paris, California. The most romantic city in America is Knoxville, Tennessee. Second most romantic city? Alexandria, Virginia. I've been to Alexandria, Virginia. There's nothing romantic about it. Virginia is for lovers, L-O-B. That's what they say. That's the state motto. How did they come up with this, Mikey? They come up with it through Amazon sales of romance novels, relationship books, romantic comedy DVDs, Barry White albums, and marital aids. A lot of people that work in the government live in Alexandria. What's that say about our creepy...
People working for the government. Yeah, I know. What is marital AIDS? It's really a shame when you get it in your marriage because you're not supposed to. At least you're just transmitting it between each other. Allegedly. Allegedly. Barry White CDs. Yeah. Number four, Orlando. Number five, Cincinnati. Yeah, I know. That's an awful place to go to. Maybe that's why. They got nothing else to do. They spice it up. Yeah, that's why they're buying it. They spice it up real good. We are not in the top 20. Wow. I'm not surprised. We don't need romance novels. You just walk outside and you're like, oh, man. Or AIDS. Or AIDS. Marital AIDS. You can't do it. Nope. I won't do anything. I'll do it myself. Can't turn office. I just won't say nothing, Mac. Yeah, sure, Mac. I'll just shut up. You know what I'll do? I'll just sit there. I won't say a word, Mac. People are going to revolt. Then what will you do? People are going to revolt.
They haven't said if they're going to break out their instruments and play together, but the original lineup for Guns N' Roses is going to be in the same room. Shocking. Yeah, they're getting together for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction later in the year. And they're all going to be together. Now, usually when a band is inducted, they jam. Yeah, they do. I would do anything to see the original G&R. I saw the original G&R and they were terrible, but I want to see them now. They were terrible? They were terrible. I saw the Guns N' Roses, Metallica, and Faith No More tour at Texas Stadium in Dallas. About 170 degrees. It was in July. And yeah, GNR waited about two hours late. They went on about two hours late. And Metallica rocked it. Rocked it. GNR sucked. Wow. Axl did a bit that I've never seen to that point. I've never seen since. So they're in the middle of a GNR song.
And he just runs off the stage. Gone. And they're just playing the riff to freaking Night Train. And he's just gone. He runs like sprints. You don't know where he went? Where's Axel? And then what? 45 seconds, a minute later, he runs out. Runs back off. You're like, I'm like, what the hell's going on? I paid like $150 for this ticket. Yeah. Ridiculous. Weird. They were terrible. That's weird. But. I have heard the new GNR is on tour now, and I have friends that went and saw him, said they're phenomenal, says that he sounds like he's perfect. Well, it's just Axl. It's not like any of the other. I think one Dizzy Reed maybe, a keyboard player. Really? Not Izzy, Dizzy. Oh, yeah. Dizzy. Izzy Stradlin was the original rhythm guitarist, and he quit years and years ago. Okay. I don't think that they will jam together because I think that Axl will think that it's disrespectful to his new bandmates. I think if I'm in the new band, if I'm in the new Guns N' Roses and I'm the guitar player, I go, listen, dude, if you want to jam with your boys that you guys are getting inducted, we're not getting inducted. You want to jam with them? You got my blessing. Aren't you?
Nervous that they're going to hit it off? Yeah, I am. And that they're going to do a reunion tour and I'm left in the cold? I am. But I got to give my blessing. I have to. All it's going to do is bring them more PR as well. So if it goes well and then he comes back to the group and people are going to want to see him. People are going to want, if they perform and they're like, hot damn, they sound pretty good. I'm going to go see this new GNR. I'd go in a second if they were coming around here. Look at Van Halen, you know? People are all the way in on that. That's right. I would watch it on closed circuit TV. Yeah, you wouldn't go to the show. I would. No, I'd see a pay-per-view. Boy, I'd go to GNR. I'd get a pay-per-view of that. I don't know that they do those. No, they don't. I would go. I'd see it on pay-per-view. I'd pay to see it. Just wear acid wash jeans. Yeah. What are acid wash jeans? I don't know. I meant acid. Friday LLB is going to be dancing on stage with 10 other girls. You guys should kiss. What? We already have. Stop. Post the video. They're going to be... I'll never stop. Please stop. I'll never stop. I'm begging you, actually. I'll never stop. Will we let people film and take pictures as much as they want? Excuse me while I whip this out. It's futile, Mike. It's all in the wrist, see? You just pop it up, pop it out there, flick it a couple times.
Oh, no. You broke the button on the board. You broke the off button off. Technically, I didn't say anything. Press that little button as much as you like. Won't work. You can probably turn off his little wall so he can't press those sound effects, though, right? Oh. I have no control over that room. None. Zero. Zilch. Zippo. That's the way people like it. Except for you. I think you're in the minority. I think you are the minority. Once again. You're the 1%. I'm used to that. Actually, Hispanics are not a minority anymore, Mike. In this room. Yes, in this room you are. In this building. There you go. I brought some tortillas today if you want some. Yes, L-O-B. I really...
They're kelp. Really want some of your tortillas. They're kelp. They're cactus tortillas. They're delicious. Is that true? Yeah. They're green. I saw them look hideous. They're delicious. You'll eat anything. Anything. I think you'll eat anything. If they say it's healthy. If they say it's healthy, she'll eat it. If it says it's healthy. I don't give anything a try. Absolutely. She'd eat bark. Matt, her boyfriend's a lucky man. He's a lucky man. I'm convinced that she would eat bark. She has. Almond bark. Guaranteed. Almond bark. Yeah. She's eating it. Vanilla almond bark. Guaranteed. Definitely. Lauren. Why wouldn't you try bark? It's bark. Because it's bark. If it was seasoned right, it could be some tasty bark. Come and meet this girl, this whack job over here. She's going to be out there on Friday. You get to meet her. If you've never met Lauren in person, you get to see this blonde, blue-eyed girl up there shaking it, dancing with 10 other M1 listeners and you. And it's free. Yes. And I'll tell you what. I can't guarantee that I will be on point with every single dance move, but I can guarantee you that there will be 10 other ladies to feast on, and our costumes will not disappoint. The lovely and talented Hillary is up next. We will come back tomorrow morning at 5.30 and do it all over again. The Mikey Show's out.