The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 02/17/12
Friday, February 17, 2012
Whitney Houston addiction and free willTaser game / pop culture quizL.O.B. pussycat doll danceDrag race in lingerieiPod sing‑alongFacebook censorship policiesPeyton Manning neck surgeries and contractLipstick prank on Jay's window14‑year‑old tased incidentPlane with marijuana confiscationCelebrity Apprentice lineupUnemployment and housing stats
The show opened with a heated debate about Whitney Houston's addiction, where Mikey argued that addicts retain free will while Woods and references to Bill O'Reilly countered with disease models. Later, Woods hosted a comedic "Don't Tase Me, Bro" segment, quizzing Jay on pop culture and tasing him for a wrong answer about Adele's album. The highlight was L.O.B.'s pussycat doll–style dance with ten other women, described in vivid detail by Mikey as the girls performed in black and white outfits with pink gloves. Jay and Woods then competed in a drag race in lingerie and high heels, complete with a garbage‑throwing mishap, while Jay also attempted a blind iPod sing‑along and the hosts explained Facebook's new censorship policies.
What happened, in order
Whitney Houston debate
Mikey, Woods, and references to Bill O'Reilly argue whether Whitney Houston's addiction was a disease or a choice, sparking controversy.
Peyton Manning neck surgeries discussion
Woods and Mikey debate Peyton Manning's four neck surgeries, his $28 million contract, and whether he has any playing years left.
Facebook censorship rules
The hosts outline what Facebook will censor, including photos of adult toys, drunk friends with drawings, and blatant camel toe/moose knuckle depictions.
iPod sing-along setup
Jay is blindfolded with lyrics handed to him live and must sing along to an unknown song while Woods controls the iPod.
Don't Tase Me, Bro taser game
Woods quizzes Jay on pop culture with a taser, and Jay gets tased after answering incorrectly about Adele's album.
Drag race in drag
Jay and Woods race in high heels and lingerie (Jay in a negligee, Woods in a Delta Burke 90) while the audience cheers and a garbage can is thrown.
Lipstick on Jay's window prank
Woods admits to leaving lipstick kisses on Jay's car window as a prank, leading to a playful exchange about payback.
L.O.B. pussycat doll dance description
Mikey describes L.O.B. and ten other women performing a synchronized pussycat doll–style routine in black and white outfits with pink gloves.
People mentioned
Lauren O'BrienMikeyJayWoodsStacey CohenJeremyAdamGarrettNikkiMatt CommerceEllen DeGeneresKate UptonMark SanchezClay Aiken
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What we're going to be doing is we are going to have L.O.B. dancing like a pussycat doll, and it's been a dream of hers. And mine. Mine too. Yeah. And so she is going to live out this dream in front of everybody, and it's going to be really awesome because there's also a bunch of girls that are M1s that are going to be doing it with her. Oh, yeah. Are they going to be doing it with her? All right. They're going to be dancing. That's another thing. I'll have to say, see, you're going to hear a lot of direction on the air that you would normally hear off the air. I was going to tell everybody, I remember this this morning, I was like, oh, don't forget, tell everybody that because of the nature of the sexiness and the nature of the sexiness, we don't need to do as much of the... TNA type humor that we would normally do. What we can do is scale any of that back because what we're going to have is lingerie girls on stage doing their thing, shaking their thing, and making their thing. Totally. If you want buy-in, you've got buy-in. You can count on me. Jay still has his sound effects. That has not changed.
Luckily. Louder than ever. No, that was mine. That was mine. His did not seem loud. I turned mine down. I have a volume. You have volume. Oh, wow. Even here, he's able to do things I can't control. That's true. Even here. We got a lot to talk about. Get down here to House of Blues downtown. That's where the broadcast is taking place. It's on 5th and 6th. You can get the House of Blues from both 5th and 6th. Yeah, you're going to want to enter through 6th. Okay. That's where we're letting people in, on 6th Street. So what's the closest intersection? Broadway? Yep, in between Broadway and something. Broadway. Broadway and something. 6th. That's the intersection, Broadway and 6th. This street is called something. Yeah. Something place. All right, so.
We do have a few things that are happening in the news that I want to make you aware of. One of them is... Don't taste me! Oh my God. What the hell is that? So here's what we got to do. My computer... Is really hot. My computer is really hot. So I'm going to play some music and then we'll turn it down a little bit. So weird. Typical Mikey. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. That sounds perfect. Did that sound good? Oh yeah, girl. Now we need to turn his down. I gotta go. Now we need to turn his down. Go ahead. Try again. Here we go. Way loud. Way loud. Excuse me while I whip this out. That was getting better. That was getting better. Wiener time. There we go. That sounds good. Perfect. What do you guys think? It's fine. Is that good? Wiener time. All right. Cool. So the first story on the docket.
is about the dude that got tased here in san diego now when i say dude what we're talking about is a kid he's 14 years old and it's really outraged a lot of people the fact that this 14 year old kid got tased but i go why is this kid and first of all he is not built like a kid he looks like a man i saw him from the back You did? Yeah, they were taking him into the cop car and loading him in. Why are you looking at pictures of 14-year-old boys? Just trying to be informed. I was trying to watch the news. But anyway, this kid, he's a big kid, man. He's 5'10", and something like 175 pounds. Well, he was stealing iPods. And when the cops came there, they found two iPods on him, and they want to... arrest him and he says no you're not taking me and i i guess it's just that uh that generation and that cultural thing right now where you go i'm allowed to do whatever i want right and i'm a lot if i want to i can say no you're not going to arrest me and at that point what you should do is go well we're very sorry that we bothered you and uh why don't you go ahead and keep the five thousand dollars worth of ipods and gosh we're
We're so sorry to have inconvenienced you. Didn't mean to take up your time. Yeah. I'm sorry. Didn't mean to take up your time. As you were. As you were. Does anybody have a problem? Anybody here on the Mikey show have a problem with what the cops did? No. Pistol whipping. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Well, I don't know about pistol whipping. What's a pistol whip, by the way? I hate you. So Ellen DeGeneres was interviewing. Kate Upton. Now, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Before we play the audio of Kate Upton speaking, which I know everybody is immediately going to be like, wow, she sounds like a dodo. We got to keep in mind, Kate Upton is only 19 years old. Well, she's allowed to sound like a dodo. Yeah, she can sound like whatever she wants. She's like, hi, y'all. Right. Everyone would still be in on it. It's identical Kate Upton. Yeah. Well, apparently this Mark Sanchez, Kate Upton thing is never been confirmed by the two of them. It's happening. It's happening. And it's the real deal. They are together. But for whatever reason, they don't want to say it. If you're him, don't you have a T-shirt that says Kate Upton is my girlfriend? Yes. I would. I would, too. I'd have a hat. Yeah.
And he's not doing that. Like a mesh t-shirt? He is not saying that. And neither is she. I don't know why. Maybe it's because by not saying it, you get more headlines. But anyway, here's her responding to it with Ellen DeGeneres. And we'll see how well the connection will work from here. Just like back home. Nothing's changed. Just like back home. Puts us at ease. Which leads me to believe that maybe it isn't the problem. Back at home, it's the problem with whatever I'm trying to do. Well, anyway, she won't admit it. She won't admit it. Uh-oh. Snuff down. Woods' snuff has fallen down. Yeah, she won't admit it, but the bottom line is that they are together, right, Woods? Yes. Because you were the one that told me about it. Yeah. Did you make this up, Woods? I swear I didn't. Everybody knows that. If you're in the know. How did you find out? I don't know, but everybody knows it.
Well, why would she ask her about it if it wasn't going on? Because it's in the news. Hello. Maybe Ellen listens to the Mikey show. Yeah, I highly doubt it. Way to go. I highly doubt it. I guess it's because they're seen walking around together, that kind of thing. I don't know. Anyway, her sister, Kate Upton's sister, she works for the Jets. Has worked for the Jets for four years. So at least we know how they met. Okay, Celebrity Apprentice. For those of you that are interested. This is the lineup for the new Celebrity Apprentice. Celebrity, finger quotes, Apprentice. Clay Aiken. That's your boy, Clay Aiken. Oh, boy. That's your boy. Oh, my gosh. Clay Aiken is going to be on there. Marco Andretti. He's an IndyCar driver. Mario. Mario or Marco? Marco. Polo's brother. He is the grand. Grandson of Mario Andrade. Oh, gotcha. Tia Carrera. Wow. Wayne's World. Remember Tia Carrera? Oh, yeah. She's 44 now. Still hot. Going to be on that show. Is she? Mm-hmm. Swing. Lou Ferrigno is going to be on there. Used to play the Incredible Hulk. Adam Carolla is going to be on there. Talk show host and Dancing with the Stars guy. Debbie Gibson, who doesn't want to be called Debbie Gibson.
She wants to be called Deborah Gibson. Oh, boy. And she's going to be on there. Someone named Teresa Goudis. She is from the Real Housewives of New Jersey. I don't even know if I'm pronouncing the name right. Maybe Judasy? I don't know. I don't know. Victoria Gotti. She's going to be on there. Arsenio Hall. Wow. What a turd. Line up. Turd. Celebrity Apprentice, Arsenio Hall. I have a legitimate question for you, Mike. Go ahead. Is Stephen R. Woods on that Celebrity Apprentice lineup? That's a legitimate question. The answer is no. No. Now, the reason that I think that Lauren might be asking that question is because yesterday it was discovered that Stephen R. Woods, he didn't tell us this. By the way, we had to find out through a source as most celebrities, you know, he's got his own secret VIP lifestyle. Yes. But it turns out that Woods is participating in a celebrity softball game. And now no word yet on whether or not he's the most famous person.
In the celebrity? He told me in confidence that he is. I didn't. He did. Number one, I did not. He told me yesterday. He's like, I don't mean big time. Will you be signing softballs? Sure. Okay. Okay. Wow. Yeah, I'll sign some softballs, whatever you want. Penn Jillette is going to be on Celebrity Apprentice. Gosh. Lisa Lampanelli is going to be on there. Wow. Dayana Mendoza. You guys all know Dayana Mendoza. I'm sure you do, though. She's Miss Universe 2008. And no, contrary to popular belief woods, I do not know everyone of Hispanic origin. I bet your old man knows who she is, though. I bet he does. I bet he was there when she was crowned. Yes. Would not surprise me. Let's see. George Duque. 74-year-old George Takei is going to be on Celebrity Apprentice. Oh, man, that's going to give us a lot of gold. No doubt. Dee Snider from Twisted Sister. Holy cow. Cheryl Teagues. Ooh. And Patricia Velasquez. My game. Venezuelan model. Every time anything remotely Hispanic is said, you will hear my friends and coworkers say, my game. Yeah, if it ends with a Z.
Jay, did you hear about the plane that was confiscated with all the pot in it? Yeah, I'm going to miss that plane. He was a co-pilot. This was unbelievable. So, Barack Obama is landing in a helicopter in Los Angeles, okay? So, all of a sudden, a Cessna flies into his airspace. I bless you. When that happens... It's not a good thing. So what they do is, by they, I mean the government, they scramble two F-16 fighter jets to go intercept this Cessna 182, okay? So they make the plane land, and when they make the plane land, because they were thinking, I don't know, is this a terrorist? I mean, this guy's not supposed to be here. He's around the presidential helicopter. They surround him, make him land. When they do... They discover 40 pounds of marijuana inside the plane. That's it? Well, it was 41, but Jay hijacked. Yes, Jay got there before. Now, this guy, obviously, I'm assuming, he didn't know anything about the president being there. He was just trying to get his pot from one place to another. It's called bad luck. Yeah. Can you imagine, though, that you're already a little nervous taking the pot?
And then all of a sudden, F-16s come. And you're like, it's just pot. It's just pot, man. It's 40 pounds. It's 40 pounds of pot. Personal use. It's just personal use. So, yeah, that guy is in a lot of trouble. Oh, man. And the president wasn't ever in danger. He wasn't after the president. It was bad luck. Wrong place, wrong time. Wrong place, wrong time. Christina Aguilera's house is still up for sale. Mikey. Woods' mouth was full, so I did it for him. Thank you. Wow, that's really personal. Christina Aguilera's home. That's Jay playing that, not me. It's stinky in there, I guarantee you. You know it isn't. God, it stinks so bad in there. Her bathroom smells like Victoria's Secret or Père Glace. It smells like fart mixed with CK1. And sweaty clothes. That is so not true.
I don't know why you guys think of her that way. I think she's beautiful. Her Beverly Hills mansion is apparently still on the market. It's been on the market for a year now. It's worth 13.5 mil. It's got six bedrooms, nine bathrooms. Party bathrooms. Very disgusting bathrooms. Well-used bathrooms. Yeah, well-used. Not gently used. Heavily used. Also includes a gift wrapping room, which what house doesn't? My house does. A game room, a home theater room, and a guest house that has a recording studio in it. It's pretty awesome. Minus the pretty. That's badass. Can you imagine having that? Matt Lauer and Bill O'Reilly got into it. They were talking about Whitney Houston. You know, Whitney Houston, as it turns out, is a real hot button right now. Yeah. In fact, we've discussed it and we're like, man, we can't get too much into the Whitney Houston stuff because apparently it's causing controversy.
Let's turn to Whitney Houston. This is what you said on the show. Whitney Houston wanted to kill herself. Nobody takes drugs for that long if they want to stay on the planet. The hard truth is that some people will always want to destroy themselves and there's nothing society can do about it. That's right. You know that this has generated some controversy because people say, wait, addiction is a disease. suffering from a disease then you can't make the choice you have no choice well then they don't believe in free will and i don't believe that anyone is a slave to addiction i believe it is a disease it's a mental i'm gonna shock you by the way with my opinion on this disease all right but you have free will and you can get through the diseases millions of people have chosen to do it's a lot of free will you don't have free will when you get lung cancer you do have free will when you're a crack addict but it's very difficult My point is that there are self-destructive people and that society does not grapple with them. We, the media, look the other way on Whitney Houston. Everyone knew she was a drug addict for two decades. And you said this. You wrote this in your column. The media has no bleeping clue how to cover the death of Whitney Houston. That's because she was slowly dying for years and many in the press simply averted their eyes. We looked away. Bill, I have seen...
dozens of stories over the years. But they were sensationalized. Detailing the addiction, the erratic behavior, the denial of addiction on the part of Whitney Houston. They were sensationalized to exploit the woman's condition, not try to help her. Now, I agree with Bill O'Reilly in so much as that she did have a choice to, like, go get help. But you have to want to go get help. Right. I mean, I didn't stop drinking until basically I wanted it. I needed it. And you do have free will. Every day you decide, I'm going to pass the bar. Well, I will say this. There came a point where I was so physically and mentally addicted to alcohol that I couldn't just stop. I needed help. I needed help to be able to. But I had to, with my own free will. Go seek it. Right. And so to that end, and I think that's what Bill's trying to say. Right. I think what he's trying to say is she didn't help herself. Now, here's what is strange, though. And Wood said this the other day, made me laugh. We're talking about some guy that took to Twitter and was really upset that people were talking so much about Whitney Houston. And Wood said, that guy.
is not in on Whitney Houston, and he's not in on Whitney Houston hard. Yeah. He's so out on her hard. Yeah. He's just out. He's like hardcore not wanting to talk about Whitney. Yet talking about her. Yet talking about her. Now, we've said this. It exists every time anybody famous passes away. There are those that will recognize the person's achievements. And then there are those that will be angry that somebody's recognizing their achievements. Right. It's those two camps. Right. There's another camp where we feel the Mikey show where we kind of fall into, which is like, hey, listen, we're not saying anything about their personal life. We're just saying that as far as what they did for a living, they were pretty good at it. She had skills. Yeah. She did. And man, Woods was right. There are people that we'll see on Twitter, on Facebook, online, that just rail. What a waste. What a waste of a life. Yeah. And talent. It's a waste of talent. Right. And that is a true fact. The people that get angry and go, why are you talking about a drug addict? Blah, blah, blah. Oh, gosh. I mean. Why are they so angry is what I want to know. Right. Why don't they just choose to not participate in this session?
Yeah, and I almost do want to say to him, hey, where's it coming from, bro? What are you so pissed about? I mean, why do you hate Whitney Houston? Yeah, why do you hate Whitney Houston? And some people are, I mean, super into it. Thank you to House of Blues, by the way. Let's have a big round of applause for the House of Blues. The House of Blues is the coolest place in San Diego to see a show, but the way they've got us dialed in today is second to none. And I mean it. I've done a lot of live broadcasts. I said off the air, before we started, I said, Jeremy from our engineering department and this place, this is legit. And I could tell as soon as I walked in how legit the setup is. I want to let you know there's some really, really cool stuff going on here. Crossroads at House of Blues, food, music, and art all intersect.
It's a very cool thing. Want to get people involved in it. That is Jay's phone. Weird. Working over here. Their world-famous Sunday Gospel Brunch is fun. You can come check that out. Amen. Just want to let people know about it. Boy. She's really on one today. She is on one. How nervous are you, L.O.B.? Are you nervous about it? I'm not. You're excited. I'm excited. How many Xanax did you take? I didn't take any. I drank some kombucha, like half a kombucha. Yeah, L.O.B. is going, right now, she is wearing a black top and a black pair of pants and dressed very normal. A little bit later, it's going to be... A little bit more provocative. Yeah, I was going to wear my full get up with a trench coat over it. Yeah. No joke. Wow. But when I was like sitting down and trying to do it, it was like a type of thing where it squeezes. And I was like, that's going to be really uncomfortable. So you guys got the black outfit instead. So where are you going to go to do your word? Is everybody back over there? There's a place called the Delta Room. You don't worry about it. We're not allowed over there. And all you creeps out there, don't go sniffing around the Delta Room.
They're going to shut all that down. Back at the radio station, the noise that you just heard, I think it may have been the text, and this is the best time for us to be testing stuff. So, Chris, if you can hear me, send a text. I want to see if we're hearing that. And it may be that we're... Oh, hi. Did you hear that? Yeah, it's okay. It's very faint. No, it'll be coming. We'll be talking. The same thing will happen. Well, it's like our show every day when Jay's phone goes off. Is that going to bother people? It's not going to bother me. It sounds like bubbles. One more time, Chris. Well, I think there's a way that we could try to turn it off. So we're going to try to turn it off. Jay, are you still going to be giving me break times? Sure. You could break in about two minutes. Okay. Let's see. There was a deadly shooting that happened yesterday. Really sad news. Two dead, one. hurt here in California at a federal building. Two people were shot, one wounded. And it happened yesterday at the Customs Enforcement Office in Long Beach. And big story, you may have already seen it. The shooter was immediately, he died from a self-inflicted wound. Weird. Yeah. So who knows why and what the deal is with it.
what the person's problem was, but awful story. The key to a good relationship is loving your woman's dog as much as she does. It's a true statement. What if she didn't have a dog? Then it doesn't apply. Does that mean I won't be in a relationship? Yeah. No, but if you got a dog, if the dude digs you, L-O-B, if the dude digs you, He's going to dig your dog. If he don't dig your dog, you won't dig him. That's true. If a guy is a D to your dog, you'll be like, sorry. Like a child. The dog wins out. People have to think, and when I say people, I mean guys. Guys have got to plan for the doggy. You do good stuff for the dog. Plan the doggy if you get a chance. What the hell does that mean? I knew what he was thinking. Is he saying what I think he's saying? Yeah, he is. He can make a sex joke out of anything. That's right. Anything. Man, just set him up. I'll knock him down. All right. Give me a little music. Give me a little music, Chrissy. Make some noise here at the House of Blues. We are going to get the show on the road.
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Deposit. Enroll today at SDCCU.com. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I don't like it when it's cheap. Lauren. I was a bit of a pyro when I was a kid. Woods. I haven't moisturized for days. Dying. And Jay. I'm an awesome beer drinker on the course. On FM 94.9. It's all set. Hey, let's make some noise here. We got a live studio audience. Very nice. Very nice. It's just rad. Yeah, man. We are live at the House of Blues, and you can come down here and join us. Today is a day for L.O.B. She's going to be dancing on stage with 10 other women. And it's been kind of cool to watch the progression because in the very beginning, she was really, really nervous. L.O.B. was as nervous as you can get. In fact, not to bring up a sore subject. Well, you just did.
But last week, there was a moment that occurred, and it was a moment of freak out. L.O.B. got a little worked up during her rehearsal and had to what you would call storm out. Yeah. And then have a bit of a cry. Right, right. And then she came back in after regained herself, and she was able to proceed. Those days are gone. Yes. You now have the routine worked out, and not only have you gone, not only are you not nervous, you've gone from nervousness to now feeling excited and ready to go. Yes, but I just went in the room where all the girls are getting ready, and now I'm officially nervous again. Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Why? Because it's real? It's like, wow, this is very real. They're getting all dolled up, and everyone else is going to get to go run through the routine, and I got to, you know, be up here. Oh, boy. Doing my job. In the trenches. Taking grenades. You ladies can even get ready and you guys will be ready to go. If you need an escort of any kind, oh boy, I'm here for you. Jay and I are both here for you. I have a question. I have a question. Will the girls, and this is completely your call, LLB. Will the girls stay hidden?
until the moment of truth or will they be allowed to come up we talk to them they're not supposed to really be around mingling and if they mingle they've got to cover up their outfits okay maybe what we can do is we can bring if as long as we can cover them we could bring one of them out to talk to us and just tell us about the routine and what their experience has been like and all that kind of stuff you need me to take the wireless mic back and do like bit i can go do My wife's here, by the way. I know, I know. Beaming with pride. Yes, just loving being married right now. Just remembering the days that the vows were taken. You never thought you'd see this. That's right. I am Mikey. I'm the host of the show. This is Woodsy. He is 36 years of age. Fat boy. You son of a bitch. When I heard that Jay was going to have all of his sound effects when we were out here. I thought, oh no, this could be very, very bad. So anyway, let's see. L.O.B. is, she is our main girl today. She's 31 years old, but she doesn't look it. How beautiful does L.O.B. look today, ladies and gentlemen? Thank you. Wiener time.
I didn't really have time to doll myself up. Pussycat doll myself up yet. Give everybody your cat cry. So sexy. So, so sexy. That's my sexy kitten. It really, really is. Oh, man. Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow. And Jay is our producer. He is 48 years of age. Yeah, he's got all his little sound effects with him today. He's mesmerized. Well, he's got his iPad. Yeah. Well, the iPad he bought for his wife. Yes. Used. Weird. Refurbished. Yeah. Gently used. Refurbished. It's now his. It's his. No, no. Just using it one time. I don't know if Kim is listening right now, but I just want Kim to know she can check the history on that thing and see what you've been browsing. Oh, wow. Oh, boy. He has been taking it in the bathroom with him. Oh, my gosh. You want to make $14 the hard way? Yes. Jay just did the thing where he moves his mouth when he does the sound effects. You guys get to see it. We'll all get to see it. When he plays sound effects, you get to see him go, it's not true. It's one of the greatest things ever. By the way, word of the day today is thermos. When you hear me say thermos, between now and 9, caller 9, what is the prize, Jay?
They get a, oh, it's SeaWorld. It's a family four-pack to SeaWorld. All right, cool. So be listening for me to weave that into a sentence between now and nine. By the way, if you can, you can still come down to the House of Blues. We're broadcasting live from the House of Blues. Enter on 6th Street, and we'd love to see you. Come on down and hang out. Towards the end of our program today is going to be when L.O.B. will be doing her dance with 10 other girls, and everything will be disclosed. We do not know what they're wearing, what the song is, what the dance is. We do not know anything. It's been veiled in secrecy. So we will find out together. I'm ready now. In just a little bit. So get ready for it. Woodsy, give everybody the rundown on what's going on with Peyton Manning. You mean Melrose Place, because that's exactly what this thing is turning into in Indianapolis. Peyton Manning, it has now come out. Who knows from where? People are saying it's from Jim Irsay. It's all Ursae, though. There you go. I was waiting for that. Peyton Manning has had three neck surgeries. Now it's come out that he's actually had four. There was an undisclosed follow-up procedure that he didn't tell anybody about, other than a very select few. You know, the media was not aware of it. Now it's out there, and they're saying, you know, Jim Ursae probably leaked this at the right time. Well, the wrong time for Peyton, the right time for Jim Ursae, but...
You and I were talking about this a little bit yesterday, and my point is this. Look, the guy's 36 years old. Four neck surgeries. He's 36. It's not like he's 26. Does he have a lot left anyway? Let's say he's completely healthy. How many more years of a great Peyton Manning can he get? Two? Well, and not only that, but you were saying this the other day, and I thought it was a really good point. Dude, it's not like... It's not a shoulder. Yeah. Right, it's a neck. Like, it could... potentially kill you. Absolutely. And my deal is, look, he is owed $28 million on March 8th. $28 million. I'm not giving $28 million to a 36-year-old quarterback with four neck surgeries. Andrew Luck, welcome to Indianapolis. I thought this was kind of interesting, too. Our program director, Garrett, was telling us that he saw a story about how the coaches wanted to Show Jim Irsay and Bill Poley and the general manager there. Former now. Former. Don't worry about Peyton. He's fine. He's fine. In fact, we want you guys to come down to the field, and we want to show you what he can do at full speed. And so they did. They got their offense. They put him out there, and they were going to have Peyton under center, and all they were going to do was show what he can do.
In the red zone. Run the red zone offense. Right. And they were actually going to install him. Well, their plan was to install him the last two games of the year and only in the red zone. Yeah. So they were just going to bring him in. He was going to run the red zone offense. So you'd be watching a game and all of a sudden they get down 20 yards or less and here comes Peyton Manning during the last two games. Right. Okay. So what they want to do is, well, let's show Ursa and let's show Polian that he's all good. So he goes out there. He's throwing ducks. Yeah, he can't throw. He couldn't throw. He couldn't do anything full speed. This exercise was meant to show Polian and the coaches and everybody how good he looked, and it went the other way. It's just not going good for Peyton Manning, and I think that's it. Listen, and then again, he's had a great run. He's won four MVPs. He's won a Super Bowl. You've got to know when to fold him as the great. Kenny Rogers. His brother's like on top of the world right now. Just winning Super Bowls. That is a true story. We are going to be doing, in addition to L.O.B.'s dance party, which is going to happen in the 8 o'clock hour. Are you excited, Woodsy? No. I have nightmares about this. What do you mean? Dude.
I'm wearing Delta Burke lingerie, and that's a true story. It's from the Delta Burke collection. If you don't know who she is, she's that whale from Designing Women. I'm wearing her lingerie line. Hang on. So, yeah, am I excited? No, I'm not. There will be a drag race. Oh, I hate this. It means that Jay and Woods are going to be dressed in drag, and they're going to race across the stage. And so that's one thing that's going to happen. And the other thing that's going to happen is something that we call... Don't tase me, bro! And that will be taking place at 7.30. Now, here's what don't tase me, bro is. We actually have a taser. Jay's showing it to everybody. Let's... And a taser. Oh, my God. So... Don't even. Get away. What we're going to do is... Don't, Jay... Don't mess around with a taser. I will...
Murder you. Jay. I'll flip this table and then flip him. So. Whoa. All right. Here's what we're going to do. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to ask Jay questions about pop culture. Guess who wrote those questions? The boy did. Woodsy did. So we are going to ask him some questions. And if he doesn't get the questions correct. He deserves to die. Then we'll do. Thank you. Thank you. is we will tase him with that taser that you just saw. Yes! That's coming up. Do we each get a crack at it? I love that. Oh, wouldsy. I mean, the thought of tasing Jay. I am definitely getting a crack at that. All the crap he puts me through on a daily basis. I'm tasing him. I actually don't think I can pull the trigger. You couldn't? I'd be like, no, I can't. I will.
On this day, 39 years ago in 1972, the VW Beetle, that car became the best-selling car in history. They have sold more VW Beetles than any car. Before that, it was like the Model T. I mean, in terms of what people were buying. Nice car. So many people. Jay helped design that, actually. There you go. It's a true story. Paris Hilton. How old do you think Paris Hilton is today? I know, I think. Oh, you do? Don't say. No, 26. Yeah, 26. 31. What? L.O.B. and Paris Hilton are right around the same age. Today, she is 31 years old. Hall of Famer, Jim Brown, 76 years old today. Beastly. Michael Jordan is 49. Beastly. Wow. Renee Russo is 58. Billy Joe Armstrong from Green Day, how old do you think? 40. You just looked at my sheet of paper. I swear I didn't see it. Yeah, it's 40. Oh, it is 40. I was guessing. Lou Diamond Phillips. Oh, my gosh. 50. Yeah. 50. You just looked at my... No, I don't know what you're talking about. How old do you think Denise Richards is today? Oh, Mama C. 43. No way. 38. Jay? 42. 41. Ooh. Stillwood. Oh, come on. Larry the Cable Guy. Identical Jay. 49. Yeah.
Identical Jack. Really? He's 49. Yeah. And the movie director, Michael Bay, is 47 years old today. That's your boy. Your boy, Bay. Your boy, Michael Bay. Your boy, Michael Bay. I'm not into those movies. You loved Coyote Ugly. That was one of his. You loved it. It's one of your favorites. So on March 8th, it could be that the FBI shuts down the Internet for a lot of people. There's something out there called the DNS Changer Trojan. No, Jay. Oh, boy. I've used that one before. No. They work. Mike, that's the extra small. No. Extra thin. Extra large. Ribbed. Extra thin. Trojan. Trojan. If they were to make a special Trojan. For Jay? Yeah. Oh, my. It would be true. I got it. I got it. They take a.
Have you ever seen those? They have them in the doctor's office. Don't do it. You know what a batting glove is? They cut the ring finger off a batting glove. And that's an identical J condom. Well, here's the deal with the DNS changer Trojan. It's infected four million computers. Which you would think a Trojan would help prevent infection. Well, it has not. It's in more than 100 countries, and it was started by six dudes, six guys that got arrested in November of last year. And there is a nerd website that was talking all about it and says that in the U.S., half a million computers got infected with it with a security firm, finding that at least one. finding at least one infection in half of the Fortune 500 companies and 27 government agencies. I bet you of those six guys, none of them has ever seen a naked woman in person. That is a true statement. Well, collectively, they've seen one. One, collectively. They've seen different parts. Yes, they were all in the same room at the time. And so anyway, that's the deal. So on March the 8th, it could be...
That your internet gets shut down, especially if you work for a government agency. The FBI is going to be doing this. New movies that are out today. This means war. Two top CIA operatives wage an epic battle against one another after they discover that they are dating the same woman, Reese Witherspoon. Oh, gosh. Will you see the movie? Is this a comedy? Yes. Yeah. No. I will not. It's like a rom-com right up your alley. Oh, boy. Sorry I like True Love. Forgive me. Sue me. What's the name of that movie? The Val. Are you going to see The Val? Yeah, I'm going to see The Val. I love Rachel McAdams. That's the only reason. I thought you loved True Love. I love True Love, too. Ghost Rider. Spirit of Vengeance is out today. Nicolas Cage. You will not see that. That's like a prison sentence. Yeah. Going to see that. Would you rather see Zamfir perform? I'd rather do community service than go see that movie. That's a true story. You'd rather strap on an orange vest on the side of the freeway than have to go see that movie. Jobs and the housing market are really helping the stock market. Right now is the time. If you want to get into buying stocks, right now is the time. In the United States,
U.S. Labor Department reported yesterday claims for unemployment benefits unexpectedly fell to the lowest point in nearly four years yesterday. Wow. How about that? It's excellent. Not bad. Housing applications for building permits. The best indicator of housing being on the rise. There were seven or excuse me, 676,000 new permits. That we're applied for. And that means that building will happen within the next two or three months. A huge sign that we are on the mend and that the economy is coming back. And that's why you're starting to see the stock market rise and all that. Excellent. The Kings of Leon. How about that, Woodsy? Yeah. They're going to be going back into the studio to do a new album called Come Around Sundown. Nope, they already did that one. They did? Yeah, that was the one that they just did. Yeah, it's very good. They're going back into the studio to record a new album called I Don't Know What It's Called. That's what it's called? No. You don't know what it's called. So it's funny, too, because one of the deals was they say in the story, part of the big story was the fact that Caleb, the lead singer,
walked off stage in Dallas. Woods was at the show. That just happened. My wife and I had been to several shows. My little brother had never seen them, so we were flying home to visit, and we were like, oh, they're here. It's perfect. So we went home, and it was about 107 degrees that night, and that's a true story. It was so hot, and he'd been drinking all day. Not a good idea. Not a good idea. 100,000 degrees outside. But a good idea if it's like 35 degrees. Oh, yeah. Then it's a fabulous idea. He walked on stage. They did, I think they did like 11 songs. And then he just, he threw the mic down. He went on a tirade and he hammered. He was like wood. Hammered. Yeah, I've been there too. And then he walked off stage. Were you angry? No. You weren't? No. Even though you'd gone all the way out there, gone to all the trouble, paid all the money. I've seen them six times, and I heard 11 songs, and they were awesome. So he was okay for a majority of that show. Yeah, he didn't sound like he always did, but watching those guys, it's like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. Well, apparently the brothers, because they are brothers. Yep. Three brothers and a cousin. Jared is one of them. Yep.
And I guess over the holidays, they were able to patch things up. They said, here was the quote from Nathan, the drummer. He says, yeah, over the holidays, you break some bread, you have some turkey, everyone makes up. I don't think it was as big as people thought it was, but the press machine takes it and runs with it. I don't know, man. What happened in Dallas seems a little bit, I don't think anybody's taking and running with it. When you look at what happened in Dallas and him walking off stage and not being able to perform, that's a pretty big deal. Is their sex still on fire? I mean, I'm just trying to figure this out because if it's still on fire, then they probably have a chance. Jade and Light. You're the one. Yeah, you're the one. It's the one dude that doesn't dig it. I'm starting to club. So, L.O.B., is there anything? Can you give us any morsel of a tease about what we can expect in this dance today? Because it's been veiled in secrecy. How many rehearsals, by the way, have you guys done? Oh, I think so. Six? Wow. You guys are working in this thing. Over two weeks. So we learned a three-minute routine in two weeks. And so that's, I don't know if you know anything about dancing. It's a pretty big deal. I know everything about dancing. That is a pretty big deal. Nikki, the choreographer, she told us yesterday that's a big deal. It is a big deal. Is Nikki out there or is she out in the Delta Room? I don't know. Nikki? She must be in the Delta Room. Tell you, where does Nikki work? A bit of burlesque. Ah, he worked it. Damn it. He got it.
He's been practicing. I have. Up until this point, it's been a bit of burlesque. Which is the greatest thing ever. Well, what would you like to know? And I'll tell you whether or not I can tell you anything about it. Color of your outfit. Ooh. Too much? Mikey, you're too much. That's like everything. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're so inquisitive. I'll tell you one thing. Your outfit's got to have a couple colors. Yep, there's three colors. Give us one. White. All right. Really? Now, that's funny because I... I wouldn't have imagined that.
I wouldn't have imagined that. Have you guys kissed yet? Yes. Oh, gosh. Several times. Oh, boy. We've been pillow fighting. There's a locker room in the dance studio, so we've all been just standing around. Shower? Yeah. Post-workout shower? Uh-huh. Yeah, splashing each other. Oh, my gosh. It's like porkies. Like a foam party. Yeah. Because you guys are working so hard, have you had a chance to get to know each other at all? Yeah, pretty well. We have not had a chance to just go out and get a drink, so we'll probably... We do have a little nickname. It's the... Sexy burleskies. Is that what you call yourselves? Yes. It's like a Polish dance team. Why do you have to rain on our parade? I'm not. I'm just saying the burleskies. They're calling themselves the rainy burleskies. It's a Polish dance troupe. It is not. I love it. I think it's great, L-O-B. Hey, Chris, give me some music. Give me some music and make some noise here if you're here. We got a packed house here at the House of Blues. We want to get you down here. People are all over this place, man. When we come back, you're going to be surprised when you find out how many people sneak food into the movie theater. It's pretty funny. We'll tell you all about it. We'll be back after this. Is the Mikey Show on FM 94.9. When I was a kid, my parents would always say, you have to eat your vegetables. Now that I'm the parent, I say to myself, we have to eat more vegetables.
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Or you can text HOME to 55678. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I'm an odd guy. Woods. Put a donut on the back of the toilet, I'll eat it. Lauren. No, nice is in now. Nice is the new black. And Jay. All right, now don't go getting cocky with me. I'll come down there and give you a good spanking. On FM 94.9. Boys here, we got the House of Blues today. And we got a lot of people out here, which is what we were hoping for, man. I mean, it's kind of surpassed my expectations. I was hoping for a lot of people. We got a lot of people. And so I want to say thank you to everybody. And there's still time, and I know it's going to get more crowded. I thought about it this morning, and I knew that we were going to have a lot of people when we started this thing. And I knew that as the morning went on, there were going to be more and more and more people showing up.
The gift will be on stage in just a bit, and she will be dancing. I'm getting my makeup done in between commercial breaks. There you go. I have step one. There you go. Want to let people know, if you have never seen Lauren O'Brien, this is simply observational. Lest I get an email. Another email. Another email of somebody very angry saying, how dare you say? Lauren O'Brien is sexy when you're married. But it's just observational. She's a very attractive woman. She's going to be dancing today. And she's going to be dancing with 10 other attractive women. Now, what's the point? The point is, L.O.B. said the window's closing fast. If she dances like a pussycat doll within the next couple of years, it goes from being fun to being creepy. And so she wants to get it out of her system. Well, what we didn't anticipate was there's a lot of girls that are about L.O.B.'s age that feel the same way and they want to do the same thing. And so that's exactly what's going to happen here today. And everybody here is going to get to be a part of it. You are all going to see it happen right in front of us here at the House of Blues.
Which, by the way, I want to thank the House of Blues. I want to thank our engineering department. This thing has been amazing. Make some noise here about just how awesome this thing is. It has been set up so good. It sounds so good, and everything's working. Okay, so here's what we're going to do. I wanted to let you know about how many people are sneaking food into movie theaters, and then we are going to play buzzword. Now, the way that we're going to play buzzword today is we're going to pick three people out of the audience. Three people out of the audience will get to pick me, Woods, or L-O-B for buzzword. Now, we all know something about playing buzzword, don't we? Yeah, we do. And that is that Woods gets screwed. Woods always feels like he gets screwed. Because he does. Well, here's the beauty of it. Today there's going to be many witnesses, my friend. Yeah, we'll let them decide. We got a lot of witnesses out there, and they will all be able to decide what the deal is. Now, what are we going to be playing for, Jay? I have a four-pack of tickets to the Mardi Gras that's happening in the gas lamp. All right, cool.
That is what we're going to be doing here in just a couple of seconds. You'd be surprised how many people sneak food into the movie theater. First of all, the average price of going into the movie theater is about $7.35 these days. It costs about $7.35 to go into a movie, which I was actually pretty surprised about. That's a little low. Yeah, that sounds cheap. I thought it was way low. It's way low. I thought it was like $10. to be able to get into the movies, but as it turns out, it's not. And the other thing that I thought was interesting was 39%, 39% of people are sneaking food into the movie theater. Jerry? Always. What? LOP. LOP, you do it too? Absolutely. Oh my gosh. I don't like all the stuff they have to offer, and it's like eight times the price. I might sneak. Reese's peanut butter cups in there. I might do it. I always take a bottle of wine with you. You are a weirdo alcoholic. I did bring a 40 once and it rolled down. Oh, wow. Is that actually true? That's true. You brought a 40. Yes, and drank the whole thing. The things that I sneak in have to do with comfort. I sneak in blankets. Enchilada sauce.
Enchilada sauce. Yes. A sombrero. A packet of tortillas. A chihuahua. I bring my own sombrero. Sombrero. A pinata. Yes. Yes. All right. Are you guys ready to play a little buzzword? All right. Let's go to the audience, though. I'm going to go into the audience and raise your hand. I talked to this guy earlier, the guy that's wearing the jersey. What is your name? M1 Hot for Teacher. There you go. We get to meet you in person. Who do you want? M1Hot for teacher is taking L.O.B. He usually takes Woods. Somebody else. Whoopi, who do you want? That a girl. Who wants me? Who wants me? Jason? Jason, you got me. Okay, cool. All right, let's do this. Now, the way that buzzword works is that Jay is going to give us a word, then he's going to give us some sort of a hint. To what it is. And, yeah, go ahead and hit the open for that. Chris? I have it. Get a word. That's what you do. All right. What is the word, Jay? Today's word is body. B-O-D-Y. Body. Body. All right. You ready? All right. Let's do this. Test out the music, Jay. Come on, dude. All right. Here we go. Fender. Bender. Body work. Body work.
Autobody work. Oh, my God, you're screaming. Am I? Should I put the mic down? Okay. Fender Bender Clinic. Body shop. Autobody shop. Body shop. Woods. Dang it. Come on. Put this in here. All right. Me too. Here we go. Wrestling move. Body slam. Oh. All right. An ocean. Body water. Mikey. I always do that. Do it. Don't die. You're blocking my space. It proves... Body of evidence! Slather it on your supple skin. Body lotion! I said it! I said body lotion! He said it like an hour before you. See? See? It's L-O-V. Do you see who does this? I don't know where to put my hands. I'll show you. Okay. P.U. Body odor! I think it might have been a tie between those two.
Really? Tie game, yep. Do you think so? Am I playing? I agree, I agree, I agree. Tie. All right. What's the score? Give us the score! The score is Mike, three, Woods, four, Lauren, zero. Oh, wow. Oh. Big, fat zero. Here we go. Here we go. A nosy meddler. Busy body! Yes! Yes! Weird that you got that one. Dang it. Oh, God, oh, man. Go get the tiger, pal. Feels real good. Communicating without saying it. Body language! Woods. Nobody said it was. Jay did. Why are you so competitive, you guys? Look who's talking. Personal. Body personal trainer. What? Body massage. Body massage. Personal protector. Oh, another tie on the end down there for the two fat fellas. Come on. Fat fellas. Ride the wave.
Come on. Another time. He didn't say it. He did say it, you crazy clown. He didn't say surf. He didn't say surf. He did not say surf. I got a new word for you. I got a new word for you. I got a new word for you. All right. The score is Mike, five. Lauren, one. Get out of here. Get out of here. Seven. Get out. All right. Here's a five-pointer. What is the word? Five-pointer. What's the word? What's the word, Jen? The word is play. Okay. Wait. This is a five-pointer? Yep. P-L-A-Y. Play. Umpires are irritating. Play ball. Gosh, you are so loud. That could be a five-pointer. Here we go. Another five-pointer. Put a sleeping victim's hand in lukewarm water. Play a prank. Play a prank. Is it play a prank? Play around. Horseplay. Horseplay. Waterplay. Gameplay. Wet Willie. Wet Willie. Play Wet Willie. Put a sleeping victim's hand in lukewarm water.
Play P. P. Play. P. Play. P. Play. What is it? Play a joke. What? Gosh darn it. Here we go. Got another one. Here we go. Another five pointer. Touch Tozies. Touch Tozies! No way! It was a tie! She started it first. How many points was that? Five points. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Here we go. You're still crushing. Instructions. Play by the rules! Dog to lie still. I'm going to give it to Woods. That was five. All right. Here's the last one. Does Woods ever feel like he gets hosed? Does Woods ever get hosed? Last one. Okay. What's the word, Jake? This is a... What is the score here? Oh, gosh. Woods has freaking... Fifteen. No, he has 17. I have six, and Mikey has five. Here's an 18-pointer. All right! What's the word? Play? Play is a word.
Here we go. Safe. Little corral. Playpen! Are you kidding me? It's a corral. He gets playpen. Oh, watch out. Give me some thrusting. Wow. Man. Did he get it? I'm not sure. He got it. Did he get it? Me? Is that it? Yes. That's it. Jay? Oh, gosh. Man. I don't have my Star Wars music or I'd be playing it for you. I'm exhausted. Holy cow. All right, Woods. You did very good. Thank you. You did very good, and you didn't get hoes that time. That was the quietest game ever played on the radio. I know. I know. I know. All right. So who did you win for? I won for whoobs, right? There you go. You won for whoobs. A little ebony angel over there. What did she win? She won a four-pack of tickets to the Mardi Gras on the gas lamp. It's a fat Tuesday, February 21st. The last place you need to be, whoobs. 6 p.m. to midnight. 21 and up, rain or shine. Showing those things, everybody. Oh, my goodness. Wow.
Let's see. She's going to be rich with beads. Rich with beads. The U.S. is a little bit nervous right now about attacks from Iran. Now, why are we nervous? Because the government says that places like L.A. and New York City, that's the places that if they're going to attack, that they would be targeting a large Jewish population in New York City. That's what they said about New York and Los Angeles. It's one of the largest Iranian communities outside of Iran. And so I never know whether they say Iran or Iran. What is it? I say Iran. I think I say Iran. I'm going to stick with it. So I want to let people know that. We are on heightened alert. Adele's manager says that it's very possible. that she is going to be touring this summer because her voice is getting better. And by the way, for the record, I think that Adele is a beautiful, beautiful woman. As do I. Yeah, but you have gone on record. Yes. You have gone on record as making some disparaging comments. No, not disparaging. She sings.
Like an angel. But you have said things about her weight. Yeah, I say things about my weight. Her size, her appetite. But those are disparaging. Yeah, I disparage myself. Now, he thinks of weight like race. If I'm Mexican, I can make Mexican jokes. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Right? Easy. You said that you can do it. You're a weightist. I am a weightist. You're a weightist. Are Chris Brown and Rihanna back together? Oh, my God. Don't get me started. Don't get me started. What's the deal? I can't stand that kid. He's a punk. I know, but are they bad? They are. Oh, boy. Go ahead. Go ahead. I saw an article yesterday about him being at her birthday party, and he made people sign confidentiality agreements saying, hey, I didn't see Chris Brown there. Yeah, not everybody. Did someone not sign it? Yeah, they must not have signed it. Well, there was a few people that didn't, that slipped through the cracks and weren't able to sign the confidentiality thing. Isn't it bad? Doesn't she make domestic abuse? Doesn't she make women look bad by getting back together with them? I mean, you never know. The heart wants what the heart wants, right? But in that case, we can't understand it because if some girl beat the crap out of me, I'm not going back to her. I'd be embarrassed, number one. And I got the crap beat out of me. Now, what if she changed?
If she changed, that's a different story. I'd have to see some real change. If she was, I mean, like Chris Brown went after he won his Grammy and he wrote F off. I just won a Grammy. Like he's, he flipped, you know, the tables. Really? Yeah. He tweeted that the other day. I mean, he's, he's, he's got, he needs his ass kicked. He needs a good, solid ass kicking. And then maybe he'll change. What a weird thing to text after getting a Grammy. Yeah. That is so stupid. I think he was getting a lot of hate. He was. And that was his response. But there's just so many layers to that onion that I don't think any of us can understand. No, I don't think so either. And I would imagine he's probably pretty manipulative. If he can get his way back into there, you know what I mean? Well, and you don't think that she wants him back? Oh, she does. That's what I'm saying. She's being manipulated, in my opinion. What do I know? Despite what happened. Yeah. I think Woods will be very excited to know that the Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 1 DVD is on the shelves. And not only is it on the shelves, but it has reportedly sold over 3.2 million copies. And that was just in the first two days. Well, I have a serious question for you. Go ahead. How many of those movies have you seen? Nice Bieber. How many?
I need a number. It's just a simple question. There's a number. How many have you seen? Well, to my defense. No, no, no. You don't have to set it up or anything. What's the number of them? Answer the question, sir. Yeah, answer the question. Just, you know, one through four. Was it one through four? Out of four, how many have you seen? I've seen four. Okay. I've seen two. FYI. Okay. I've seen four because I, for my wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, we didn't ask for that. It's just the four. Thank you. Goodbye. I thought it would be nice. Well, this movie Breaking Dawn has sold 3.2 mil copies and 50,000 downloads of the movie. Insanity. How about 80,000 orders of video on demand transactions? By the way, these numbers are a two day period. Wow. It's insane. It'll be 80,001 after this weekend because I'm probably going to check it out. You haven't seen it yet. After the show. Maybe today. Not embarrassed. I like true love. What are we going to do? And fantasy and vampires. Why that but not Lord of the Rings? Lord of the Rings is dorky. But vampires and werewolves. Kind of cool. Kind of.
Vampires and werewolves. Kind of dorky, but cooler than Dildo Baggins, whatever. Dildo Baggins? It's Bilbo. And Gandalf. No. It's Gandalf and it's Bilbo. And that Dildo Baggins kid with the big ass ears and lives in a tree. So if the guys are more attractive, you're in. Yes. Okay. And they have their shirts off. And they sparkle. And they sparkle. Sparkle in the sun. If you travel with pets, don't you do? Delta Airlines? You've got to be careful. The reason? 54% of last year's in-flight pet deaths happened on Delta Airlines. That's perfect. Yeah. It says 35 pets died on their airplanes, all in the cargo hold of the planes. All the 35 deaths, 19 were on Delta. Or excuse me, 19. Delta says that they transport the most pets so they have the most deaths. American had the second most with five, and also American and Alaska Airlines each lost one pet. So you can't imagine. You get off the flight, your pet's dead. How does it happen, though? Down below, maybe it's too cold, maybe it's too hot, maybe your dog freaks out, you know, by no oxygen.
Lack of oxygen. They could have a seizure down there. Yep. We have a dog that's epileptic, and he had a seizure on a plane, and it's just brutal. Well, here's the thing, man. It just seems like if they're going to transport animals, it should be their responsibility to make sure that it's safe. That's a great point. Otherwise, you shouldn't be doing it. It's like, what if you're going to – some people will take weapons, and they have to check it in. Right. Well, they shouldn't be taking a weapon unless they know that the weapon is going to be safe when you take it. Exactly. Same thing with a dog. Maybe it's stuff that's out of their control, like the dog maybe would have passed away. It could be. Make some noise here at the House of Blues, please. Go ahead and give me some music there, Chrissy. We got something very interesting for you when we come back. Facebook has just announced, and when Woods told me this, I was like, are you serious? Facebook is going to start censoring you. There are certain things that you will be able to do and not able to do in terms of pictures, your status, their stuff that they are instituting, and you're going to want to know how your Facebook page is going to be changed. We'll tell you after this.
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Are here in force. Can you just tell them my name's Laura? All right, thank you. Word of the day today, by the way, is thermos. When you hear me work that word into a sentence between now and 9 o'clock, what will they win, Jay? Four pack of tickets to SeaWorld. Four pack of tickets to SeaWorld. There you go. The drag race is coming up at 7.30. Excuse me, don't tase me, bros, at 7.30. The drag race is at 8. I forgot to tell you. The drag race has been canceled due to lack of interest from the audience. No, it hasn't. It's been canceled. By the way, Woods said it earlier, it is a true story. The negligee that he's going to be wearing is from the Delta Burke collection. And that's true. That's actually true. Yes, the Delta Burke collection. That's right. That's right. They were out of the Precious collection, so I had to settle for Delta Burke. Hey, just be happy that you fit into Delta Burke instead of the Precious collection. What would you want, like Kate Moss or something? I wish. That's the goal. By the way, Jay is going to be doing the iPod sing-along live in front of you guys in just a little bit. Night cool.
Woodsy, tell us about the Chargers going shopping. Man, the free agent time is always the best time of the year. Well, not traditionally here. A.J. Smith, the Chargers general manager, hasn't spent a lot of dough on free agents. But this year, he's even come out and he said, this is so out of character for him, he said, hey, it's a terrific time to be looking in a number of areas. They've got $20 million in cap space at least to work with. Now, they're going to be looking offensive line. As you know, they've got to protect Phillip. Wide receiver, linebacker, and also in the secondary. Dude, if you look, I'm looking at the list right now of available free agents that are out there. Do you know that Mario Williams, former number one draft pick, is available right now out of Houston? Are you kidding? How'd you like to see that cat with a bolt on his helmet on the defensive line? Yeah. There's a ton more guys. I mean, there's a lot of really good backup quarterbacks, which we really don't need. Unfortunately, there's a couple chargers on there, too. Defensive tackle Antonio Gray is on there. But, man, there's a ton of young. studs that are out there and available. If the Chargers will spend the money, they're out there. You just freaked me out with the thought of Mario Williams with a bolt.
Yeah. Dude. That would be ridiculous. That would be sick. Houston would be insane to let him go, but you never know what may happen, man. Money talks. Also, sad news yesterday, if you're a baseball fan, Hall of Fame catcher Gary Carter died at the age of 57, affectionately nicknamed the kid. Aw. Aw. Just like you. That's right. Hey, so we're going to be getting to the iPod sing-along in just a few moments, Jay. Right. I wanted to let people know about this new censorship on Facebook. Now, a couple of things that they will not be censoring. Kissing and groping. Thank God. All right. Kissing and groping will not be censored on Facebook. Jay, that was a lot of self-control on your part. Did you like that? A lot of self-control on your part. Got out early. But... Too late. Well, obviously, any kind of sexual activity will be censored from Facebook. Photos that show a side-by-side comparison between a person and an animal will be censored. Why? Because they think that it's...
I don't know, rude? There goes my whole catalog of Sarah Jessica Parker pictures. Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. All right, the next one. All right, Greg, I got it. Sometimes you just got to let him run, pal. You just got to let him run his course. The next one falls under the category of might be censored. So it's going to be up to some, you know, faceless Facebook censor. But Photoshopped images, they could be censored. Depending on what you're photoshopping. Good. I'm tired of people photoshopping my face on Kevin James' body. So that's actually good news. Chaz Bono. Chaz Bono. Thank God. I'm all for that one. This next one is going to surprise you. If you post a picture in your Facebook of a friend of yours who was drunk and you might have drawn something on their face. Wiener time. That's censored.
If you write on their face while they're unconscious, unconscious. What's unconscious? Unconscious? Don't be such a penis. Then they will censor it. Let's see. This is going to be tough for Woods because he likes to post graphic photos of dead animals that will be censored. That will be censored. They're not going to let you do that anymore. Works of art showing nudity. Will not be censored. How do they determine what a work of art is? Maybe I think Taye Diggs, with no pants on, is a work of art. You do. You actually do think that. Some chicken wings. L.O.B. You will not be able to put cartoon nudity on Facebook anymore. That's more Jay's bit, because he's into that anime. That's true. Yeah, he's into like...
Is he drinking? Yes, he's drinking. He's double-fisted. He's got two. No, this one's for Mary. Oh, okay. He's drinking one. Jay is already starting his first Bloody Mary. Uh-oh. My goodness. My goodness. I know, so I'm starting late. All right, so I'm running through a list of the things that they will not allow on your Facebook anymore. Adult love toys will not be allowed. Photos of adult love toys will not be allowed on Facebook. Anymore. If they catch that, they're going to take that off. You're going to have to remove a lot of your pictures. Yeah. Oh, really? A lot. James' profile picture is him with a police dog collar on. That is true. That's it. That'll have to be removed. And finally, now this is a quote from Facebook, so don't shoot the messenger. Blatant depiction of camel toe and moose knuckle. Mikey, you can't... You can't say camel toe. I'm telling you that this is. It's news, guys. I'm telling you that it's from Facebook. That is their. Oh, my God. That is their description. L.O.B., can you say the clip of Mikey saying camel toe and no. No. Save that. I want it for my personal use.
It's a blatant depiction, they said, of that will not be allowed on Facebook any longer. What's the difference? It's the same thing. Maybe you've got to call Facebook and figure that out. You're going to have to call Mark Zuckerberg himself, which, by the way, according to a new survey, nobody wants to work their way up to being a corporate exec anymore. And the reason? Because of guys like Mark Zuckerberg. Zuck got it started when he was at Harvard. Didn't even finish school. Yeah, that's right. I didn't have to. Because you're so smart, right? I am the smartest man alive. Right. And also, there's a couple people who want to be like me, like Tom from MySpace. Yes. Rick, the guy that started Twitter. Yeah. I think that's his name. I don't even stop to know if that's really his name. Wanted to be famous right away. Yeah, and actually, I did hear a talk on your show yesterday. I did listen for a minute. Something about a celebrity softball tournament.
Was that you, Mike, that wanted to be the... No, it's the Mikey show, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm not going to be playing on a celebrity. Was it the girl that's dancing? No, it wasn't her. Was it Jay, the producer? No, Jay was not the celebrity that's going to be in the famous celebrity softball game. Oh, who would that be then on your show? I know I heard it. That was Stephen Woods. Who? Stephen R. Woods. I'm not familiar. He's our sportsman. He's the guy that always wins all the games, that guy. Are you Woods? Yes, hi. How are you? Yeah, nice to hear from you. Nice to hear from you. You want to be famous? Well, he is. No, no, no. Excuse me. He's playing in a celebrity softball game. It is already known. Who's your celebrity that you're teamed up with? So there it is. Touché. There it is. Almost two-thirds of workers say that they'd rather be an entrepreneur or work for themselves than work their way up. 61% say they want more flexible hours than nine to five hours.
Happy birthday. It's all the reality TV that the kids are watching. That's right. Are you guys ready for the iPod sing-along? Oh, yeah! On the themes page, on the themes page there, Chris, it's the last page. Go to the themes page. You will see iPod sing-along. Let's get the fantastic, so that Jay has time to get ready, the iPod sing-along theme. It's on our themes pages. I'm trying to play it right now, but it's actually not going. It's not playing? It's not playing. It's playing, but it's not playing. You've got to turn it on the board. There's like four plots on the board that need to be all on. Are they all on? They are all on. Then don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Are you guys ready here for the iPod sing-along? If you've never seen or heard the iPod sing-along, the way that it works is that we have an iPod on Jay.
and he cannot hear anything but the music. He doesn't know what he's going to be singing. He never knows until we hand him the lyrics live on the radio. And so we're about to hand him the lyrics live on the radio, and when he gets them, Woods will start to play the song through the iPod, and Jay will have to sing along, and we get to hear what it sounds like. Are you ready? Are you ready, Jay? Yes, I'm ready. Let's go. Know what boys like. I know what boys want. I know what boys like. I know what boys like. There's a lot of boys in here. I know what boys like. I know what guys want. I see them looking. I make them want me. I like to tease them. They want to touch me. I never let them know what boys like. I know what boys want.
I know what boys like, boys like, boys like me. Let's hear it for Jay. Those clips are going to be used for the end of time. We will isolate everything. I know what guys want. I know of what. All right. Are you ready for your next one? Are you ready for your next one? All right. Here we go. Here we go. Thank you, Jay. Thank you. Let's hear it. Was it really loud? It was.
Ear piercing. He couldn't hear himself. Here's what I don't understand. When you're holding the mic away to show him and he doesn't understand. No, no. I don't understand how you can sing a song with the lyrics in front of you. It's a lot of pressure. There is a lot of pressure involved in it. I feel like I have an ice cream headache. I know. A brain freeze. It was very, very, very loud. Okay, a couple things. We got a text that Chrissy sent to me that we're going to give you, and we'll take people's opinion on it. It was, the text simply says, got back together with my ex on Valentine's Day. How stupid am I? Now, what is that? It's probably a very impulsive. uh thing that happened because the person was in the the the moment they were the backslide yeah the spirit of valentine's day yes now what do they do you break up with her all right now get a couple weekends in yeah you know as i was thinking about it i was going it's not gonna matter it'll play itself out yeah it's gonna what's gonna happen is all the stuff that used to bug you it's gonna happen
Chances are it ended because you went on some crazy ride with each other. Maybe there was some words discussed. Maybe there was some things thrown. Maybe there was some nudity. This is a personal story. No, no, no. This is just hypothetical. Maybe you stole his golf club so that he couldn't play the next day. Oh, wow. That is very, very specific. That's a very specific thing. That sounds like something that maybe was done before that you did. No, that was just something that I hypothetically did. Hypothetically. Yes. Hypothetically. You might have. Yes, I definitely did that. But you want to get back together and just kind of like go, you know, just go down to crazy town. Take the crazy train. You ever gotten back together with somebody impulsively? Yeah, I married her. She's sitting right over there. We, me, and that. girl that blonde over there we broke up no less than 65 times and it would be like i would have a date on new year's eve she would have a date on new year's eve and i'd be texting her hey why don't you come over about 12 30 and she'd come hang out we'd hang out and spend new year's eve together after we ditched our date wait a minute why didn't you just why didn't you just hang out from the beginning because i was a d-head nothing's changed a lot of passion means a lot of
Yeah, I was a nutbag. I was a nutbag. You were a nutbag. I was a nutbag. You're saying... We did the backslide get-together 400 times. So, but did you were... Tell everybody how you guys got married, by the way. Oh, my... Tell everybody about the proposal. Well, we were at the... We were broken up. We were broken up. And we were at my parents' lake house. And we'd been... partaking in some adult beverages a bunch of us and uh i was sitting there and i'll never forget as long as i live i was watching her and i had actually invited other girls out to the lake with me oh it's a true story what yeah there were other girls i don't think i remembered that part of the story and she was there jamie was there and uh so wait a minute you invited jamie knowing that you were also going to be inviting other girls that you were interested in yes Wow. But didn't you know that would make her bad? I kind of figured I kind of wanted her to be jealous. I was a vampire. Okay, I have a question for Jamie. And she could just wave yes or no. Did you know that those girls were going to be there? No. Oh, I thought she did. She did not know. Okay, so what happened? So we're all hanging out, and I started watching her, like the way she was and how she was.
My parents have a really nice lake house, and she's, like, taking care of stuff, and she's cleaning up, and she's, like, helping people. She's getting people drinks. And I was sitting in a chair on the deck, and I looked at her, and I go, to myself, I go, you are a jackass. Actually, it was like, you're a jackass. So I went over to her, and we were sitting on this bench, and we were kind of straddling the bench looking at each other, and I was... I can come in the back room with me. So we went back to the back room and we started French kissing. And we stopped French kissing. And I told her, I go, hey, this is exactly what I said. I go, we should... That's what you said in the moment? No, I said, hey, we should get back together. And she goes, okay. And I said, but we don't do really well when we date. We should get married. And that's a true story. And she goes, you're kidding. You're drunk. I go, yeah, but I'm serious. I mean it. And the next morning we woke up and she rolled over and she goes, did you mean what you said? I said, absolutely. We called my parents that day. We've been married ever since. Wow. You got married that morning? No. But we got married about four months later. Now, this.
should teach me a lesson because i undeniably had i been your friend at that time would have said dude you were drunk yeah i had friends that did that yeah i had one friend in particular that was like we need to go to lunch we need to talk about this we need to walk it through he then called me back later and he goes you know what dude it's none of my freaking business it's none of my business and you do what makes you happy and i said you're a good friend yeah well It worked out. Everything worked. And it actually couldn't have worked out any better. You guys are perfect for each other. And the kid has said that a million times. Now, this person that got back with their Valentine or hooked up on Valentine's and got back together with their person on Valentine's Day, not the smartest move in the world. Maybe I learned something from what you just said. You know, if there's passion and there's a lot of love, like L.O.B. said, a lot of craziness comes with that. Once you kind of grow up a little bit, you get through the craziness, then you never know what can happen. Maybe it's the best thing that ever happened to him. Maybe he'll get drunk at a lake house and marry this girl. Correct. Could be. French kiss real good. French kiss real good. Well, or you can do what I do. I had mentioned the other day that...
Because my wife and I were going through a rough patch, I decided to go on her Facebook and write our wedding song lyrics. I saw it, and I was very moved. Yeah, you were? Yeah, I yelled to the other room to my wife. Yeah, and she wrote some of the lyrics back. It was very moving and sweet. Yeah, so we're being sweets. Let's see. Woods was at CBS the other day and knocked over patio furniture. It walked into it and knocked it all. Well, you tell it. Well, I was dropping off a couple prescriptions, and they have like a tall table with two chairs. And it's just kind of right in the middle of the aisle. It's by the magazines. And I was thumbing through the magazines waiting for my prescription, you know, my name to be called. And there was a young lady that was at the, she was getting her prescriptions. And I'm almost positive she was a charger wife. Okay. You know, just. So not attractive, then. Just done up, the whole thing. She's done up, and I'm backing up, looking at these magazines, and I'm backing up, I'm kind of reading, and I hit that table, and that table fell over, and it made the loudest freaking noise that you could ever imagine. Yeah. And she looked at me and laughed so hard, I thought she was going to pee her pants. Wow. That's embarrassing stuff. I do that stuff all the time. Do you do this often? Do you get...
The opportunity to tase people. I don't. Never have, actually. Well, you will today because when we come back, we are going to play with Jay. You see, Woods has some questions, and yesterday was great. Pull the curtain back. We're at the radio station, and Jay goes, and don't be a D. Don't ask a bunch of questions that you know I can't answer. I just hope he knows the middle name of all the Kardashians. That's exactly what I hope he knows. Well, Woods said to him, he's like, dude, how do I know what you know? Exactly. I've never seen Jay scared, and he was legitimately scared. Well, we have a taser, and we will be playing Don't Tase Me, Bro when we come back. Make some noise here at the House of Blues. In about an hour, L.O.B. will be dancing with all the girls. Oh, yeah, girl. Don't tase me, bros, next. Be a part of the Mikey Show now. Text them at 949mikey at gmail.com or call Mikey now. 570-1949. More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. Hey, guys, this is Woodsy for NutriShop, and I've got to tell you the best part.
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Well, for the most part, you know what? It's a really good morning. There's not a whole lot going on. One accident here on the 125 southbound, the 8 West connector. They're waiting on a tow truck. Traffic a little slow on the 805 northbound, starting off at El Cajon Boulevard. It's a little slow all the way down to maybe University Avenue. It's not that far of a stretch, 49 miles an hour. And as you leave the 905, the 905 eastbound corporate center drive through Britannia Boulevard, about 35 miles an hour. This report brought to you by Wawanese Insurance. Get low risk. for good drivers and a quote at wawanecus.com. Drive well, save big, get covered. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. It's time for the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report. This is Bird from Bird's Surfshed with the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report for a Friday morning brought to you by Mossy Nissan. Mossy Nissan will pay you cash for your car. Go to MossyNissan.com for all the details. Surf-wise today looking a little bit weaker and bleaker as that combination of west-northwesterly wind and groundswells has tapered off quite a bit. There's quite a bit of a residual wind bump from last evening's strong west winds as well. Combine that with a high tide this morning and we're looking at smaller and bumpy, lumpy surf.
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She put on there that she wanted to dance like a pussycat doll before it got weird, before it turned into something that was creepy. Yes. And so, you know, you mentioned it on the air. Then we started getting calls. We got a call from the House of Blues. They said, hey, we got a venue for you if you want to do it. And we were like, maybe we should do this. They called my bluff. Yeah. Then we found out that there was a bunch of girls that were in on doing the exact same thing with you. Before we knew it, we had Nikki from a bit of burlesque. Then we were doing a choreographed thing with you. And now today has come and you're going to be dancing. That's right. And it turns out the moves that I was doing in my house, like while I was cleaning, like the stuff I thought was like pussycat doll stuff. Right. It was actually probably more like stripper stuff. Oh, really? That's weird. And so the stuff that we're going to be doing today is a lot classier. Really? It is sexy and it is. It's difficult. Now, LOB has been going through makeup stages. So as we go to break, she'll run off the stage and she'll put on a little bit of makeup. Then she'll come back. The next break, a little bit more. All the other girls have the benefit of being able to put their makeup on and get dressed and get ready and do their routine all before and plan ahead. But you've got to do it kind of on the fly. Yep, I went backstage. I saw a lot of boobs and a lot of glitter. You saw real boobs?
Yes, real live. Like naked boobs? Maybe a slip here and there. Now, the thing is, is that to a guy, that's an amazing thing. The girls standing around in there, topless, is like the greatest thing I've ever heard. You guys would think it's a scene from a movie back there. What's happening right now? It doesn't seem like that actually happens. That's only like 50 yards. I know, but you are not allowed in there. We are not allowed in there. There is glitter, there's lace, there's satin, there's boobs, there's booty, there's legs. It's exactly like that 70-year-old man in the gym yesterday that stood fully nude for about 12 minutes. No, he's not like that. Without a towel, just nude. Just standing there. Just disgusting. Was he combing his hair or anything? He was putting on deodorant, talcum powder. Just didn't care. Just did not care. The tiniest wiener I've ever seen, besides Jay's. You guys that go to the gym have seen 65-year-old white-haired guy doing this nude. Oh, yeah. Just combing away. Combing away. Combing away. Real slow. Like, no one is in the room. Just JP longballs real good. Disgusting.
That is, in fact, Jay's nickname. Yeah, JP Longballs. That is, in fact, Jay's nickname. Thank you. Which, by the way, it is time for Don't Tase Me, Bro. Yeah! Seriously, don't tase me, bro. I'm going to tase you so good. You tase me verbally every day. Every single day. And you don't tase me verbally every day. No. You're the reason I'm in the gym. And I want to thank you. I'll take that. All right. Now, the way that we're going to do this is Woods has pop culture questions. Oh, yeah. He's going to ask Jay the questions, and if Jay gets it right, he's good to go. If he gets it wrong, he will be tased by Woods. Now, even handing the thing over. Jay? Jay? Hand the taser. Put it on the chair. Put it on the chair. Thank you. There you go. There he goes. Now Woods has the taser. Holy cow. Can I see how it works? Yeah. Oh, gosh. Mike, you're too inquisitive. You're too inquisitive, Mike. You're too inquisitive. Oh. Oh, wow. That is. Legit. You get one punch and you just don't get to hold it on me either. You get one, well, I'm going to make sure it goes and then I'll hit you. Now, these are used, what, Jay in law enforcement? What are they using? Or can a normal citizen have this for protection? Yeah, absolutely. As far as you know. Yeah. Maybe knock you out. Oh, my gosh. That is the real deal. All right, so.
You don't need to stab me with it. You just put it against me and then turn it on real quick. Let's have you stand up, Jay. Let's have you stand up. I'm nervous. I'm nervous that he's going to... Pass out? Yeah, I hope you don't. He is old. Do you want to hold my hand? No. Why don't you and L.O.B. switch places? Jay and I? Yeah. Jay and L.O.B. are going to switch places. Hide the questions, Woods. Hide the questions. And if Jay gets a question wrong, he's going to get tased. Oh, boy. Oh, boy, Jay. Come on, dude. Jay, I don't know where he's supposed to tase you. Right here. In the butt? I don't know. I just made that up. How about the chest? Can he pick? No, right here. Right here in the back. Right there. The kidney. What? Where? Wiener? The jugular, they say. How rad would it be? Right on the side of the neck. I will kill you. Oh, good. I don't have the answers on here, but I know them. Okay. Are you ready? I am ready. I'm nervous. I know. I'm standing back. You're nervous? I'm nervous. I'm standing back. Adele won a handful of awards at this year's Grammys. What is the name of her smash album? Put the microphone to his mouth. There you go. Shut up out there. That is incorrect. That's incorrect. On the count of three.
One, two, three. That's it? I didn't get it. Ow! Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. L.O.B. just played that. That's awesome. All right. Here we go. Next one. Next one. Same spot. Same spot. Oh, my gosh. Are you ready? I'm enjoying this so much. This is the name of Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend. She also starred in Footloose. To his mouth, the microphone. Beardy Bearderson. Beardy Bearderson is incorrect. One, two, three. Oh, wow. Did you guys see a light flash? No. Are you sure? I saw it. He might have done it. He did it over there. Oh, my gosh. The prankster. I thought for a minute there I was blacking out. My heart's racing. My heart's racing. My heart's racing. My heart's racing. Scared.
the heck out of me. What is wrong with you guys? Oh my gosh, that thing is so weird. You can't hit me in the same spot again. This is the last question, everybody. The last question. The NBC hit show The Voice features Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, CeeLo Green, and what female pop princess? I need the microphone. Christina Aguilera. Damn it! Give it up for Jay. Get it away from me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No shocking anybody with that thing. Really? Look at L.O.B. Well, you're the tase guy today. I'm not the tase guy. You're tase guy. I can't believe he got tasered. Dude, that scared me. That scared me so bad. Woods has a major issue with getting shot. I do not like to be shot. Now, at 8 o'clock, approximately 15 minutes from now, the drag race.
It means that Jay... What's up, dude? The drag race. That's right. Yeah. There we go. Woods and Mike are going to do the drag race. Jay and Woods will be going to a place where they can be, you know, alone, private, and change their clothes. They're going to be in drag, and they're going to race. We should wait for you to announce us so we're not out here milling around in our costume. I will. Thank you. Oh, wait a minute. Can I pull the curtain back for a second on Jay? Wouldn't that be great, though, to let people see you guys? Okay. Yeah. I'd like to pull the curtain back for a second, if I may. Please. Yesterday, it was after our show ended, and we were talking about the logistics of the drag race. And my friend Jay said to me, I asked him, I said, are you going to shave your face? And he said, yeah. And I said, yeah, I will, too. And he goes, are you going to shave your legs? And I said, I go, no, I'm not shaving my legs. He goes, I kind of think we should. And I go, I know what you're going to do. You're going to make me shave him and then you're not. And he goes, yeah, that's what I was going to do. That's what I was going to do. He wanted to shave his legs for this thing. No, he actually wanted you. We were trying to test you. You guys are both monsters. We wanted you to shave your legs. You're both monsters. We wanted you to show up with shaved legs and be like, dude, what are you doing?
He's a monster. Percentage of chance he wants to shave his life. There's about an 85%. I've shaved him before. Wasn't he fun? 85% to 95% chance that he would like to shave his life. Well, he doesn't need to shave him. He's waxed him. I would wax him. Yeah, for sure. I'd get rid of all the hair. Oh, my gosh. It's hideous. Oh, man. It's the most hideous thing. What is the last thing that you guys have talked to yourself about while no one was in the room? I talked to the television the other day. There was a TV show on, and they were talking about, it was video vigilantes. Weird. And this guy was saying that he goes around with a video camera, and he videotapes people, police officers, parking in no parking places. And he was saying, well, the only reason I do it is because I'm trying to help the community. And I said out loud, no, you're not.
And I was by myself. There was no one there. I go, no, you're not. And I thought to myself, well, this is really strange. I just spoke out loud and there's no one here. That's an unusual thing. Yesterday I was driving and I might have been listening to U2. And the song was Bullet in the Blue Sky. And when it said 100, 200, I may have. licked my thumb and pretended to slap down 100 or 200 in the car. Dollar bills? You can see those fighter planes slapping them down 100, 209. And I may have licked my thumb and pretended to be slapping them down. You're a strange bird. Yeah. That is a true, true story. You're a strange man. Yes. And you should be... Studied. Yes, I agree with that. In Vienna, by a team of psychiatrists. Are there any of you that have done any talking in a room while there was no one there? I did last night, as a matter of fact. That is good, because it's recent. What did you do? I was saying you got this because I came home from, we had our final rehearsal last night. And I came home and I put my full costume on.
I guess. Yes. It was nice. And I messed up in a couple places. Oh, boy. And so I said, come on, Lauren. And I stomped my foot. Yes. And then I was like, you got this. You got this. And then I decided that I was going to spray myself with a bunch of perfume. By the way, I bought my own special perfume for today. You did. So I would feel like a different person. Didn't you call me a stripper? Yes, stripper perfume. I did not want to make a deal out of it, but I noticed. That's weird that you noticed. I figured you would notice. It's so weird. The nose over there. I know because I have a nose. Fetish. No. Perfume fetish. Yes. A perfume fetish. A sicko, pervert sniffer. You're the perfume. You're a sniffer. He's a sniffer. You're a freaking sniffer. You're a sample sniffer. I like perfume. I know. And so there's nothing wrong with that. I've been to plenty of lunches with you, my friend. Yeah. You notice. I noticed. Yeah, I noticed perfume. I think I noticed breasts. Hey, listen, there's a reason that they sell it. And it's so that people will notice. I'm just doing what I'm supposed to. I notice. Well, I hope you know that you're not up here sitting with L.O.B. You're sitting up here with Daisy. Wow. That's my burlesque name. Do you have the new perfume on? What is it? It is.
Angel? By Victoria's Secret? Angel? Angel? No, it's by theory. No, no, no. Well, it's from Victoria's Secret, whatever it is. If it's called Angel, then it should be from... Who makes Angel? That's what you're thinking of Green Angel. You're thinking of Dream Angel. Dream Angel? Am I a Dream Angel? I don't know. Oh, okay. Whatever I'm wearing, it smells like a... How much does it cost per ounce? $42. Wow. It was a quick answer. Wow, that was unusual. That got weird. Nice Bieber. All right. All right. I just, I enjoy. I know you do. I enjoy. Well, that was my conversation. You were flipping dollar bills, counting them with your thumbs. Yes. Woods? I do. I talk to the TV quite a bit. I do talk to myself. And I'm kind of like LLB in the fact that I will psych myself up for a big game. You do? In the mirror.
I'd love to see that. We have games on Sunday, and I wake my wife up first every Sunday, and I go, she's dead asleep. And I'll go, get up. What's today? And she says, it's game day. Every Sunday. And that's a true story. Every Sunday, she's dead asleep. I go, you know what today is? She goes, it's game day. Have you been drinking when you first wake up? No, but it's like that tired, groggy. And then I'll get in the mirror. You got this, dude. You can do this. I know you're 36, but you got it. See it, hit it. See it, hit it. That's what I like to do. Oh, boy. You had to know that was coming. Woods, for those of you that don't know, Woods plays in an adult little league. Yeah, it's a premier baseball league. The premier. What was the name of it again? It's the Banging Burgers Bruins. This rolls off the tongue so easily. Banging Burgers Bruins. We're still trying to figure out. We're still trying to figure out. What a bear. Right. They like burgers. Why not just the banging burgers? I have a question for you then, smart guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why are they the Bruins? There's no bears running around Los Angeles. It's the state. Oh, yeah. It's the state animal. Yeah, it's on the state flag. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. Yeah. What is a charger? A charger is a lightning bolt. Yes, we charge. But somebody here probably knows the...
Origin of that. It wasn't about a lightning bolt. I don't think the San Diego Chargers... About a horse. Originally, Charger was a horse, right? And they changed it. So I see where you get... It's more like the Chargers then. Oh, boy. But it's not called the San Diego Apple Jacks, Flap Jacks, Bolts. You know what I mean? AJ, what about you? So when I'm riding my bike, I'll go... When I'm climbing a hill, I'll go... Come on, I just did this the other day. Come on, give it to you. You know you've got it. Come on. And I'll say it out loud. And I'll keep saying it until I finally get to the top of the head. You know, when I'm making love for the 45th time. You know you've got it. You know, when I'm out there surfing, Mac. When I'm climbing. When I'm saving people. Or when I'm just being a dad to Jasper. And I'll talk to myself. Hey, you're a damn good dad. Sometimes when I'm saving people, I'll just be like, come on, you can get this woman out of this window.
Sometimes I'll be cooking and I'll be like, come on, I know that you're an athlete and a lover and a saver and a surfer and everything, but you can cook too. Amateur porn star. Yeah, sometimes I'll be making a gourmet meal and I'll be like, you can julienne this, you can julienne this. Chop it up, I ain't freezing up. You're all right. You know what you're doing, you know what you're doing. Gosh darn. You answer a simple question. Cream boujolette. Are you guys ready to come back and see the drag race? Because we're going to be doing that here in just a few minutes, so stick around for it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Make some noise here at the House of Blues. When we come back, there will be a drag race going on between Woods and Jay. Stand by. This is The Mikey Show. I like it. I like it. Be a part of the show. 570-1949. Or shoot him a text. 949Mikey at gmail.com. You're a nerd. More coming up in just a couple. FM 94.9.
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Which is a better kiss? Try it, decide. Tell them at facebook.com slash chapstick. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. Uh, I can't do anything. I can't do anything at all. Lauren. I wash my hands like a thousand times when I cook. Woods. I don't like to be tickled because I squeal like a little girl. And Jay. Hey, I like to skateboard. On FM 94.9. Let's hear it here at the House of Blues. Make some noise. We have a live audience here at the House of Blues and they are ready for a drag race. First, let me introduce the first lady that you'll be seeing in the drag race is Jay Safina. Come on out, Jay Safina. Ladies and gentlemen, in the red.
In the red negligee. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Don't hug me. Don't hug me. Don't hug me. This is Jay Safina. Jay, in terms of prettiness, how do you think you did? I think I'm damn hot. Damn hot. All right. I will tell you this. There were various wigs back there. And these two guys were arguing over who got what wig. They were trying on various wigs. They were discussing the pretty level. Like, no, this one's not that pretty. Now let's introduce Stephanie. Come on out, Stephanie. Come on out, Stephanie. Woods has got on the... Delta Burke. It's a Delta Burke. Oh, gosh. Oh, wow. He just showed his booty shorts. They both have on high heels, or as Jay would say, high heels. Jay is drinking, currently drinking a little bit of a Bloody Mary. Now, before you guys came out, oh, gosh, Woods. Woods is showing his behind to the audience and just said to me, is this weird? He's got on gold, golden locks.
He's got on braids and a Delta Burke 90. Did you ever think that somebody would introduce you as having on a Delta Burke 90? No. Yeah. Okay, well, she's mortified. Your wife is shaking her head, looking at you, saying to herself, this is what my husband does for a living. This is my husband's job. Okay, now before you guys came out, Adam, our promotion director, let everybody in the house here at House of Blues know that they needed to move back because there are cones set up for you guys to race around. So I'm going to say on your mark, get set, go, and you guys will race around the cones and come back up on stage and whoever... Now I'm going to let you guys pick a horse. Who wants Jay? Raise your hand. No, no, no. Raise your hand. Raise your hand if you want Jay. Girl right there in the black scarf. Raise your hand if you want Woods. V, gotcha. You got Woods. And we'll come up with a prize. So whoever wins, you'll win for that person. Are you guys ready? On your mark. You're starting from right there. On your mark. Get set. Go. They are trying to muscle each other out of the way. They are both daintily running in high heels down the stairs.
They are now outside. Oh, they're taking different paths. Woods is going the right way, and Jay is going the complete wrong way, but that's fine. They are both going opposite directions. They just passed each other and ball-tagged one another. Woods is running as fast as he can, trying not to hurt himself. He just ran downstairs in high heels. Jay is easily... Where is Woods going? Oh, Woods is... Here comes Woods. Woods made it first! Cheater. Woods is showing his bottom to the rest of the crowd. What do you think? Woods, does that still count as a victory? Yes. No. Jay? No. He went the wrong way. You just told us. Adam took it that way. His underarm hair is gray. What? Jay's underarm hair is gray. We want a do-over. We want a do-over. Do-over? All right. Okay, we go that way. Jay keeps putting the...
hair behind his ear, by the way. I think he thinks that's prettier. Okay, so what are you going to do? You're going to go, have we decided we're going that way? Okay. All right. You're going to go counterclockwise. Oh, Woods is fueling up. He's getting a little water in him. Getting a little water in him. By the way, we're waiting for the grand finale, which is going to be in a little while, which will be L.O.B. dancing on stage with 10 other girls. Get down to the House of Blues if you want to see it. By the way, Woods still has the price tag hanging from his high heel. All right. On your mark. Get set. Go. Okay. Woods got a good start because he did muscle Jay out of the way. They are both making their way down the stairs. Woods has got a big lead. Big lead on Jay. Oh, gosh. Woods almost fell down. He's running in heels better than any guy I've ever seen running heels, and I've seen a lot of them. Here comes Woods rounding the corner. And Jay passed him. Oh, Woods is still going. They're coming up. Coming up to the stairs. Oh, no. He was intercepted by Adam. Come on back up. Come on up, Woods. Come on up. I think Adam may have spot-checked Woods, making it unfair. Woods, by the way, has saliva streaming down the front of his mouth. Go ahead. He has a little boyfriend over there. Block me out. With the door.
The door hit me in my face. This is BS. Saliva. Tiebreaker. They want it. They want it one more time. We have a full house of blues in here. I'm going to give you what you want. I'm going to give you what you want. All right. One more. One more. This time, I want you guys playing it fair. He threw a chair. This time, no throwing anything. Woods just gave me the yeah right look. On your mark, get set, go! Oh, that time Jay definitely got off the line quicker than Woods did. They made their way down. Jay has a clear, clear lead. Oh gosh, I think we had a blowout on Woods. I think we had a blowout. Woods missed a cone. Woods has missed a cone. He's waiting for Jay. He's block-checking Jay. Woods has given up. He's just completely...
Somebody threw a what? Oh, he threw a garbage can at you. Well, that's the last one, so give him a big round of applause. Oh, my gosh. I am surprised you did not drink a thermos full of vodka before coming up here today. Wow. Woods, how do you feel? How do you feel? Oh, I know. I just want people to see your hair. Now. How do you feel about the way he played you? Two times. Very dirty. Very dirty player. That's Jay. Very dirty player. That's Jay. And Jay, how do you feel about the way you... You got like a crease across your forehead, right? With a door. You guys really gave it everything you had. Dude, is that from the door? What? On your forehead. Probably. Oh my gosh. Woods has a giant red mark across his head where he got checked by the door. Ow. Ow. How's your ankle? It's good, but the...
I wasn't expecting the garbage can on the last one because I thought we were playing fair. And boy, I had to slam on the brakes. Yeah. Blow out. Blow out. Well, on Wipeout, TV's Wipeout. TV's Wipeout. Yeah, TV's ABC's Wipeout. These two guys were on that TV show and Woods broke his ankle on the show. Had to be treated by paramedics. And now may have, and that's what I was worried. I hope you didn't re-injure that gimpy. I think it'd be all right. I think it's all right. You guys gave it everything you had. I'm very proud of both of you. I'm sweating. I'm sweating like L.O.B. in church right now. Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Now, let me tell you something. L.O.B. is not on the stage with us right now. The reason she is backstage right now. Getting ready. What am I hearing? Is that like a generator? Oh, it's a smoke maker. They have a smoke machine up here so that when the girls dance, it's going to be nice and smoky up here. So here's what we're working on for you. Just to reset everybody that doesn't know what's going on. Live broadcast House of Blues right now. LOB.
is going to be dancing like a pussycat doll. The reason is because she has this fantasy that she wants to live out. Only, she says that the window of time is closing fast on how... Oh, wow, Woods. You just crossed your legs. He's a whole lot of man right there. Oh, boy, boy, boy. The window of opportunity is closing fast on LOB, and she wants to be able to do this before it gets creepy. So she's going to do it today with 10 other girls. We don't know anything. Now, I will tell you this. There was some music that was being tested out while we were in commercial break that the people here at the House of Blues got to hear. And so the people here at the House of Blues have a little bit of an inside track on what may be going on here. And we're going to hear the song for the first time. We're going to see the dance for the first time. And most importantly, we're going to see the outfits for the first time. Are you guys excited? I gotta tell you real quick. Yeah. This is not the most uncomfortable thing I've ever had on, and I'm not kidding. Wow. What could be the most uncomfortable thing you've ever had on if this isn't it? I don't... This is not uncomfortable. How does it feel? It's like silk. And it's nice? It's a little tight. Well, yours is cotton. Mine is like Delta Burke's satin. Oh. Is that what they call it? Dude, it's nice. Well...
Jay's is like for a normal size girl. Yeah, that's awesome. The one that we got for Woodsy, we had to get. Did we? The hefty collection. Yeah, but we didn't have to. I got plenty of room in this. Do you? Look, you're filling those D-cuffs up. By the way, by the way, Woods is now making sure that everybody knows that he doesn't necessarily fill out his outfit. All right. It's not bad. I see why you ladies like this. Yeah. It's not the worst thing. A couple of things to fill people in on. The American auto industry is officially back. So let's hear it for them. It's good for America. GM is now pulling a profit again, which is good for all of us. It's good for all of us. It means the economy is back. And we were mentioning this earlier. Unemployment.
As of yesterday, a new unemployment figure came out that said it was the best that it's been in years. Yeah, unemployment is at an all-time low. That's good to hear, too. Now, I don't know if you heard about this. On Monday in Arkansas, weird that this was in Arkansas, a mom was arrested for making her son walk to school. Her 10-year-old had been repeatedly suspended from riding the bus, so she told him. You're going to walk the four and a half miles until you learn to behave. Now, he only made it a few blocks before the cops picked him up and arrested his mom. She could get up to a year in jail for endangerment. Now, how do we feel? Do you think that she did anything? Yeah. Is that child endangerment? I don't think people. He was walking. It's true. If you feel that there was nothing wrong with that punishment, let me hear you. If you feel that the punishment was too harsh, let me hear you. I think it's kind of split. It sounds like it's kind of split. And that's the thing, man. I mean, people get really, really upset whenever it has to do with kids and punishment. It's like the dad that shot his daughter's laptop. I mean, some people are really down with it, and some people thought that it was going way too far. I thought it was brilliant. Yeah. I've always walked home from school. Yeah, I mean, listen. Here's the deal.
Our country is getting really, really... It's getting really PC. Very PC. Very PC. Yeah, okay. Well, that's another way of saying it. One way to say it on the radio. Another way of saying it. That's a way to say it after you've had a couple of bloody marriages. Yeah, that's really what it is. Seems fine to me. After you ham it. The Colbert Report, by the way... It's the Colbert Report, as Jay calls it. The Colbert Report. It's the Colbert Report. Colbert Report. Colbert Report has been abruptly... canceled two shows into taping. They don't have a date that has been set for its return, but what they're saying is, this is the quote from Comedy Central. Due to unforeseen circumstances, the show will air repeat episodes on Wednesday and Thursday. Unfortunately, we are not providing any details beyond the only official statement. I wonder what's going on. It's so mysterious. It is. Everybody wants to know. Now everybody will tune in to find out what's going on. Is it a bit? Probably. You don't think something bad happened? I hope nothing bad happened. I hope the guy's not in trouble or hurt or anything like that. Cuba Gooding Jr.'s dad once asked Tom Cruise straight up if he was gay. Nice beaver. Wow. That is a true story. Apparently, this happened a few years back when they were making Jerry Maguire. It was on the set of Jerry Maguire.
And on an episode of a show from Britain called Graham, the Graham Norton show that's going to be airing this weekend, Cuba Gooding Jr. says, quote, he gave Tom Cruise a hug and I said, I love you, man. And then said to him, I love you, man. Now, seriously, are you gay? Wow. Yeah. And Tom took it in stride. Cuba Gooding Jr. said, I almost fainted. I thought, please, Lord, let me disappear. Tom just laughed and said, no. But that is a pretty bold thing to do. Well, a little known fact is that after he said that, Cuba Gooding's dad goes, aren't you? Aren't you? Aren't you? Let's see. By the way, we do have the word of the day winner on the line, M1 Lulu. Are you there? How are you? I'm good. I'm good. I'm guessing you had to work today, and that's why you couldn't make it down here. Correct. What was the word of the day? What was it? Thermos. You are correct. Let's hear it for her. Word of the day winner, congratulations to you. Jay, what did she win? A four-pack of tickets to SeaWorld. There you go. All she has to do is send us a photo. Very nice, very nice. Very creepy. Send that photo. Hang on the line, please. Thank you.
Josh Duhamel apparently has been in it. Wow, a couple of girls instantly started clapping for Josh Duhamel. He's been in the movie Transformers and says that he is not going to make any more of them. His quote was, I don't think anybody's doing it. I know Shia LaBeouf is not going to do it, and I don't think Tyrese or Rosie or anybody else is doing it. I don't know who's going to be in the fourth one, but they are making a fourth one. They announced it. Michael Bay is directing it, and it's going to be out in the summer of 2015. I cannot wait. Yeah. No matter what. Just ecstatic. Why is it, though? It's what we were talking about earlier. You're fine with Twilight, but you don't like the Transformers. Yeah, I like True Love. True Love. So it's a love thing you're in. Yeah, that's why I like the notebook. That's why I want to see the vow. Why don't we go ahead and isolate that? Yeah. I'm sitting here in lingerie. Yeah. Lucky I have a hot wife over there. That is a true story. She is not a beard, by the way. She's a real wife. Isn't she? There is no way in the world she probably ever thought she'd see you wearing that. Well, not out in public, Mike. Not out in public, my friend. Are you going to keep it?
No, I'm not keeping it. You're not? No. You're not? I mean, what if you were watching a Yankee game and you just wanted to be comfortable? Maybe I will. I like to do bits around my house, so maybe I do. I'm definitely keeping these booty shorts. The booty shorts are nice. You know you would make your wife laugh harder than anything you came walking out with. If I walked in with these booty shorts on and nothing else, she would die. She would die. A hundred percent. You're already known to do the Jane Gum tuckback. I do the tuckback. Yeah. Do the tuckback turnaround. Yeah, we have a different dynamic at my home. It's too bad. The tuckback turnaround. You do the tuckback turnaround and they get to see it from the rear. All right, got it, got it, got it, got it. It's very weird. Got it, got it, got it. It's called the cluster. I call it the propeller. All right, thank you. Woods, did you know that Gary Busey. Gary Busey. Yes. How am I? Just filed for bankruptcy. $508,000 in various debts, and he had to list some of his items. For the IRS. IRS, what does that stand for? Internal Revenue Service. That's right, but you usually come up with different words. Idiots, ridiculous, sex perverts. There you go. Okay, that's the IRS. You had 300 VHS tapes. Yes, mostly German.
Okay. Five pairs of old moccasins and a broken pellet gun. You also had rollerblades. These are the things you had to list. Call them a blade. What is it? My blades. Okay, got it. You had two old surfboards. You had an old Nikon camera. And you also had a large tape recorder. What did you do with that? You don't want to know, Mike, but I did also. I didn't list it. Yeah? I have a plaster cast of Keanu Reeves. No. Why would you have that? Because we did Point Break together. You did Point Break together and asked him if you could have that? Yeah. All right. I cast him. You cast him yourself? I do that. Wow. I got Gary Coleman, too. Wow. You got Gary Coleman? I was on an episode of Different Strokes. I never aired. And you asked if you could cast him.
Wow. Yes. That's unusual. Went to prison for that one, but. Made $19,730 a month is apparently what you spent. And that's what got you into the trouble. And a lot of living expenses. And so that's why you had to file for bankruptcy. He calls those, by the way, the things that he was saying. Buseyisms. Buseyisms. Buseyisms. His Buseyism for the word failing was finding an important lesson inviting needy growth. That's right. All right. We have to take a break. Are you guys ready to see some girls dance? I got to change. Yeah, me too. Because we are going to be doing that in just a few. Stick around. It's the Mikey Show. Make some noise for yourselves one more time. Broadcasting live from the House of Blues. We'll be back. Be a part of the Mikey Show now. Text them at 949mikey at gmail.com. Or call Mikey now. More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. This is the FM 94.9. Supported by our good friends at Sports Chalet. What's up there, supermodel? It's Hillary with some shows for you to go check out. Tonight at Bar 11, it is night number one of the International Pop Over Throw Festival.
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And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I need some new Malin and Goetz bergamot body wash or any type of body wash. Woods. I'm Steve Woods. I'm all American man, okay? I eat Kraft American singles. That's right. I drive a Chevy truck. Lauren. I'm going to go get the frozen bottle and break me off a piece of algae every morning and just down the hatch. And Jay. If my dog bites me too hard, we're playing. I'll hold him down and I'll go right for this jugular. On FM 94.9. Let's now make some noise from the House of Blues. Oh, we got a full house here at the House of Blues. Lots of people are here. They want to see L.O.B. dancing. Oh, yeah. She is going to be on stage with 10 lovely ladies. What I am about to tell you is something that happened while we were back in the dressing room. And some people will know what it's about and some people will not. Raise your hand in the room here at House of Blues if you know the story about Jay's window being kissed. Yeah. I even asked him. I said, hey, are you sure those aren't your fat lips on my car? Guilty as charged. It was Woods. Thank you very much. And if you don't know. Very much. If you don't know.
Jay has been waking up and finding lipstick kisses on his window. Pink. It cost me ten bucks, that lipstick. I'll tell you that right now. I got the good stuff. What kind? L'Oreal. How did you do it? Because he said that it happened in the middle of the night. I went over in the middle of the freaking night. On your way to work? Yes. That explains why you've been to work before me this week. Every day. Grab a little nap in the morning on the couch. Do a little work. Kids have been extra prepared. My wife is going to be very happy. Yes. Yeah, because there was lipstick on your passenger window. She went from kind of laughing to a little angry. She's mad at you. Yeah, of course she's mad at me. It's not my fault. But you know what? The best thing is payback is going to be a bitch. We're even now. No, we're never even. We're never even. We are so not even. I'm going to burn your house down. Oh, wow. Well, I know this. Woodsy, I can tell you this. It was elaborate. It wasn't my best work.
It really wasn't my best work. No, it was elaborate. It was elaborate, though. It was very elaborate. It may be your best work. And then I started to feel bad. Now. Because I'm not like him. I actually have a heart and feelings. Where did you put the lipstick on? In my car. So you pulled up to his house. At the end of his street. You pulled up to the end of his street. Pulled the mirror down. Unrolled the deal. You hit the bottom lip first. Yeah. And then you just go. Rub it in real good. And then you got out of your car. Imagine if the cops had stopped you. I was afraid at one point that a neighbor was going to call the cops or shoot me. Yeah. Because I would park like six, seven houses down from you because you live in a corner. So I'd park away and I'd walk down and I would just sneak up a couple times and then I'd run to my car. He hit both sides of my car. I did. The passenger side and the window side. Who did you think it was? I was starting to flip out because I had no idea who it was. Here was me running to my car. Laughing like, oh, I'm going to get that SOB. He gets it. Listen, he is the meanest SOB sometimes. Also can be a sweet guy. Yes. But we like, it's our dynamic. We play pranks on each other. Yes, you do. If I did that to you, it'd be over. Oh, yeah. I don't like pranks. You do not like pranks. I don't play pranks on people. No. And I'm not a pranker.
I don't like getting pranked. But these two, every time... Jay, put your microphone down and show everyone here how you have to walk into our studio. Every day, I see Jay walk into our studio just like that. Every single day, he covers his balls. You can't walk anywhere in the studio because I walk in just to grab a piece of paper. And now he started a new thing where he tiddles the... He goes, oh, wow. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. You don't do that? You give him a little of this. What? Oh, my gosh. No, you don't. I go up and under. No, you don't. Come here. No, stop. Gosh. All right. Are you guys ready to see some dancing? What we're going to do is we're going to take a quick timeout. When we come back, we are going to have the girls come out here, and we will finally. Pay off. It will be the Pussycat Dolls dance that everybody's been waiting for. L.O.B. out here realizing her dream with 10 other girls, and we will be back to do this after this. Make some noise. Be a part of the Mikey Show now. Text them at 949mikey at gmail.com or call Mikey now. More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9.
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I think they are. I think they are. Basically, what we've been doing is getting ready for this thing for a long time. Let me take my headphones off. Are we ready to go? Are the girls ready to go? Are the girls ready to go? I don't think they are yet because I know this. They were taking some pictures, and as soon as they were done taking pictures, they were going to come out here and do the deal. I will be describing everything on the air live, and I want everybody to know. Jay, what are you doing, Jay? I'm your spotlight guy. You're the spotlight guy. Oh, wow. So what we're going to do is, if you don't know, we're going to have L.O.B. come out here. Are you guys calling a truce? Yeah, we already called a truce. All right. Okay. Now, Adam, are we close? Okay, they're walking up. They're getting ready. They're getting in position. And this has been a long time in the making.
It is L.O.B. and 10 other M1 girls that are going to live out their fantasy right now here on stage to do a pussycat doll dance. And they wanted to be able to do it before their window of opportunity closed. And so I will be doing the describing for you, all the thousands listening, in your cars on San Diego freeways, in offices, and at home. Anytime we are ready to go, they're going to put the music. through the house speakers for all of you guys, and then I'll be calling the action on the radio. Whenever we are ready, I think they're ready to go. I think they're ready to go. The girls are taking their positions out on stage. All the ladies are taking their positions out on stage. I can't see what the outfits are yet. I'll have to describe it to you. They're all getting in a pose. Oh, my gosh. Lauren O'Brien is in a black and white outfit. They've all got on pink gloves. Oh, my gosh. These are 11 of the most spectacularly beautiful women. They are all choreographed right now in perfect unison, wearing pink gloves that kind of remind you of the Marilyn Monroe kind of long gloves. They're all walking out towards the front of the stage. L.O.B. is showing.
off what she's got. The girls are behind her showing off what they got. We have an African-American girl, a blonde girl, a brunette, an auburn hair, a Latina, another brunette girl, a blonde, an auburn-haired girl, and a very, very dark brunette-haired girl. And then we have another African-American girl. L.O.B.'s in the front. Her outfit's different than the rest of them. She's got on very short, short black shorts. She's wearing a garter belt, a black garter belt, high heels. She's got on what looks like black and white striped bustier top. They are all concentrating very, very hard. They are all moving in unison now into two lines. They form two lines. They're shaking it. Hands up, hands down. They all put their hands on their butt. Now they are turned around facing the audience. L.O.B. is clearly the person that is leading the procession. The rest of the girls dancing in unison behind her. I have never called action like this before. For only having been able to practice this for a short amount of time, they're doing very good. By the way, L.O.B.'s boyfriend, Matt Commerce, is in the front row watching all of this go down and also watching all of the guys watching his girl.
The girls are spectacular. All of them wearing the garter belts interchangeably black and red. So as you go down the line, black garter belt, red garter belt, black garter belt, red garter belt. The song that they chose, Britney Spears. They are now in a circle. They are now in a circle and they are going one way. Now they're going, they were going clockwise, now going counterclockwise. The guys in the audience, by the way, are watching this in rapt attention. There is not one jaw not dropped in this place. Woods, what do you think? I'm blown away. Blown away. Phenomenal. Can't believe how they've worked out this routine. Oh, my God. Look at them. They just all went down to the floor. Then they stood back up. These girls are working in unison right now. Wow. Oh, my goodness.
I mean, unbelievable. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. They're getting a standing ovation in this room. Unbelievable. Jay, what'd you think? Oh, my gosh. That was phenomenal. Woods. What a brave bunch of girls. I was... My heart was racing for them, and they knocked it out of the park. Yeah, it was absolutely unbelievable. If you weren't down here to see it in person, I'm telling you, you missed out on something. That was unbelievable. The outfits, did the outfits not disappoint or what, guys? Very tasteful, very tactfully done, and just unbelievable, unbelievably cool. I wanted to get LOB down here because I want to talk to LA. Here she is. Look at that. Matt handing her some roses or handing her some flowers. L.O.B. How did you feel? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Okay, I was really nervous. But apparently all the girls were nervous because our legs were shaking. Yes. I messed up a couple times, but you guys cheered when I messed up. We couldn't tell.
Everybody loved it. Everybody loved it. I messed up a few times, but I got some cheers. That was the sexiest thing I've ever laid eyes on. That was unbelievable. Let's do this every month. Yeah, once a month. Once a month. We should do it once a month. That was unbelievable. So, L.O.B., was it all that you wanted it to be? Yes. I wish that my shoes weren't slipping off. But that was just a thing that you guys probably didn't notice. We didn't notice. When I was running earlier in high heels, mine were too. Mine fit perfect. It was amazing. I was looking at it. I was like, this is the house of freaking blue. That's right. We were walking back and all the girls were looking at the names of the bands that have been here and we were just like, oh my gosh, the House of Blues. We're on stage at the House of Blues with lights on us and a crowd and boobs popping out. You guys should all kiss. Here's the deal. Here's the deal. No, you didn't. Here's the deal. This is the great thing. The great thing is that all that rehearsal time paid off. No doubt, man. They were unbelievable. They were so proud of you. Thank you. You killed it. Here's a question for you. Yes. Will you continue this thing? Max.
You learned from a bit of burletta. Yeah, Matt, you love DSLV. The FMC is like, yeah, I want her to continue. He really was enjoying the little tidbits I showed him at home, so hopefully he liked the whole thing. Is that what you're calling it, tidbits? Wow. All of her friends here on the Mikey Show are all watching and going, wow, that's our friend L.O.P. up there wearing that outfit. What do you guys think? L.O.P. looked good today? New uniform. New uniform for the station. You have to wear this every time you come in from now on. So we want to thank House of Blues for letting us come out here and do this. The gift. We also want to thank everybody from our engineering staff, especially Jeremy, who was able to come out here. An incredible sounding audio. Thank you so much to Adam and our entire promotion staff for doing an incredible job. And thank you to our program director, Garrett, who let us come down here and do this broadcast. And let's hear it for L.O.B. and all the M1 girls. Yeah. Coming and doing their thing.
And thank you to all of you M1s. We are going to be kicking off 94 Minutes of Rock. Thank you once again. Make some big noise for all of you guys. That is it from the House of Blues. We will see you again next time. It's the Mikey Show out.