The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 02/24/12
Friday, February 24, 2012
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While Mikey recovered from gallbladder surgery, Woodsy, LOB, and Jay hosted a hybrid show that blended comedy, interviews, and listener interaction. They praised Eastbound and Down, LOB shared her forehead zit and pink‑hat workaround, and detailed her boyfriend’s nude beach proposal. The show featured an interview with Swamp People’s Troy Landry, a heated debate about Ryan Braun’s drug‑test technicality, the debut of LOB’s ‘Mike’s Always Hungry’ parody, and a discussion of a Penn State‑inspired child‑abuse reporting bill.
What happened, in order
Eastbound and Down endorsement
The hosts praise the show Eastbound and Down, urging viewers to watch it and sharing favorite Kenny Powers moments.
Denny's impostor manager
A man posing as a new general manager cooks his own meal at Denny's, leading to police involvement after claiming to work there.
LOB's zit and pink hat
LOB reveals she has a painful forehead zit and wears a bright pink hat to hide it while discussing her skincare frustrations.
Ryan Braun steroid controversy
The crew debates Ryan Braun's MVP award and testosterone test, focusing on the technicality that let him avoid a 50-game suspension.
Troy Landry Swamp People interview
Troy Landry from Swamp People talks about alligator hunting, his biggest catches, and invites listeners to join a nuisance hunt.
Mike's Always Hungry parody debut
LOB performs her original parody song 'Mike's Always Hungry' about Mikey's insatiable appetite, prompting laughter from the crew.
Penn State abuse reporting legislation
LOB discusses a proposed California bill that would make failing to report child abuse a felony, inspired by the Penn State scandal.
Naked beach proposal
LOB recounts how her boyfriend Matt proposed to her nude on a public La Jolla beach, leaving her stunned and laughing.
People mentioned
MikeyWoodsyLOBJayEmilyIsaac BieberAaronLLBNickMaddieKimFinneganMatt CommerceJessie Egan
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You know, it stands to reason because it's from Eastbound and Down. And if you have a dong, you should be watching Eastbound and Down. If you're between the ages of 16 and 60, you should be watching that show. Are you watching that show? Oh, yeah, I watch that show. Do you like it? My wife likes it as well. She does? Yeah. You're the luckiest guy ever. My wife loathes it. Loathes it. I like it. Do you like it? Yeah. Have you seen it too? Yeah. It makes me love you so much more because I didn't think that you would like it. Oh, yeah, it's great. It's genius. It's one of the best shows ever made. And I've seen, I think I've seen every episode at least 15, 20 times. Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm psychotic about it. Wow. My wife will go, are you freaking watching that again? My favorite part is when he's on the jet ski and he's like cruising. Oh, yeah. He's got the girl topless on the back and he whips it and she flies off. He just keeps going. He goes, look, I can't talk to you with your T's hanging out like a couple of cabbages. Okay. He is the dirtiest, filthiest Kenny Powers. And if you haven't seen Eastbound and Down, it's on Sunday night. And it's absolutely incredible. Well, it's Friday. And you are with the Mikey Show without Mikey. It's the hybrid show we've been doing this week. And it's been fun. It's been a learning experience for all of us. Oh, yeah. And you have to kind of, you know, you have to pick up slack. And when Mikey's gone, there's some slack to pick up.
So we've all been picking up slack. LLB has done a great job. Jay's done a great job. You're doing a great job. Well, I was told I was doing a menial job, but, you know, that'll work. Emily is here. She is screening phones for us. Oh, yeah. So call today, 570-194-9. We want to talk to you. Today's going to be a little different. Our boss, Mike, wrote me an email yesterday and said, hey. Isaac Bieber. He said, why don't you guys explore the space a little bit? So we decided to do that. Yes, sir. Did he have brain surgery? Because this has taken forever for him to get back. Oh, wow. Nice beaver. He must be in a lot of pain. Nice beaver. I think he is in a lot of pain. You think he's taking a lot of meds? Nice beaver. He's probably relaxing. You know what? He sent me an email yesterday. It did make sense what he said. He goes, look, I can sit there, but I can't laugh. Nice beaver. And if you listen to the Mikey show, then you're going to laugh. You know you're going to laugh. And our listeners out there today.
You're going to laugh today. We have stuff planned that is going to blow your mind. It's going to be such a more fun, loose, relaxed day. And hopefully, Mikey will be back on Monday. Nice beaver. Wow. He's relentless. I think he will. He's going to take it easy. He's trying to get over, you know. Nice beaver. Has gallbladder taken out. It's nothing to do with a beaver. Are you sure? So Jay is very, if you don't know Jay, let me introduce your show really quickly. I'm Woodsy. Traditionally, I do sports. Yep. And that's about it. This is L.O.B. She's our assistant producer. She's also a stand-up comedian. This is Jay. He's our executive producer. And in the other room screening calls is Emily. Waving at you right now. She waved. Yeah, she's waving. We got a call on the line. But, yeah, let's take this call real quick. M1 Aaron from downtown. Are you there? Good morning, everybody. How you doing? Great, man. Just a first-time caller. I've been wanting to call for a long time. Awesome, man. Thanks so much. How long have you been listening? For about six months. Excellent. You've been telling your friends? Oh, yeah. Telling everybody. Atta boy. The only beef I've got is I get in the car at 530 in the morning, and you guys don't come on until 540. There's like 10 minutes of commercials, and it kills me. Well, it's 534 right now when we're on.
Oh, yeah. Well, my car. I think your clock's fast, buddy. Your clock is fast. My wife keeps her clock about 25 minutes fast in her car, and I'm like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We're so late. She's like, babe, it's 25 minutes fast. Don't cheat yourself. Oh, my God. Put it at the right time. No way. And tune in at 530. At the most, we're a minute late. Yeah. Maybe two minutes. Oh, yeah. Okay. You're right. Yeah, it's like. Ten minutes fast. I can't figure out how to reset it. Well, don't call up here screaming at us because you screwed your clock up. Hey, I'm sorry, guys. No problem. Thank you for making my drive to work every morning. You bet, man. Have a good day. Take care. Bye-bye. Like I was saying before, Aaron called. Our friend and producer Jay, he's relentless. Yes. I've taken, since we started. On the air, February 1st, 2010, I've taken one sick day. I think LLB's taken two. You have bronchitis, right? Yes. Jay's taken none. He's taken no sick days. That's true, huh? He has not taken a sick day. He's taken a lot of vacation days. Yeah, he's had planned vacations. He's had to go back home to Texas and do stuff. But, you know, we've all had those days. Yeah. This SOB, not one sick day. That's true. I crawled in here one day. He did. When I took my sick day, I was like.
Gosh darn, I'm going to be getting texts. I'm going to be, you know, Jay's going to be flaming. Yeah. Well, we've actually run across some of, well, what I can imagine the voicemails have been like to Mikey this week. Mikey is, he got his gallbladder taken out. So he's laid up. Probably got something like this. Hello. Thank you for calling. Please leave a message. You just left and it's eight. And our show, as you know, goes till nine. So, Wood had to go around the board, try fumbling around like a moron, trying to get our show running. So, hey, make sure when you leave, leave it in the hands of somebody that's never hosted, because that's a good idea. Anywho, hope you're back tomorrow. And then Wednesday, hello, please leave a message at the beep. Hey, Mike.
Notice your outgoing voice message changed. Guess you got time for that. We're going on day two here. Not here. We did a great show. Well, it's because you weren't here. What else? Oh, yeah. I'm wondering if they took any fat out. Is there any fat in the gallbladders? Call you tomorrow. See you tomorrow, right? I'm sure you'll be back. Am I? Thursday. Hello. Thank you for calling the voicemail of Mikey. Please leave a message at the beep. Hey, Mike. It's Jay. Well, bring me another vodka. I don't care if I'm leaving a message. I want an MF in vodka. Hey, Mike. No, Mike. Hey, I got a question for you.
Because I've been sitting in your chair. And I'll tell you something, son of a bitch. Well, I'll see you tomorrow, I'm sure, because there's no way you can miss three days of work. Nice Bieber. Bye. He plays the sound effect in the message. In the message. And then this afternoon. Hello. Thank you for calling Mikey's voicemail. It is very important that you say your number twice. and leave a message. Thank you so much for calling. I guess we close the week out. I ain't leaving my son of a bitch message or my son of a bitch number for you. You should have it. I'm here as an executive producer. Okay? Do you know what that means? That means I run the show contrary to what you believe.
And I would like to tell you, Maki, we had a good time. We had a great time. It's happy hour somewhere. It's 5 o'clock. In fact, we was drinking on the show today. It's true. It was so fun. You know what? You can just stay home because I got this. I got this. Okay? I got some deals in the workings. I hope you feel better, but not really. Have a bad weekend. Wow. There's a little taste of Jay. Harsh, Jay. That's him. He will send you an email and be like, hey, dude, your email actually, it sounds like this. Hey, dude, look, I'm going to need you in tomorrow, okay? You can't leave us hanging again. I'll be there, man. I'll be there. About time. Like I said, I missed one day, and I felt like a turd. Well, we got to have someone who's a slave driver. That's true. That's true. Absolutely. One person to keep everybody in line. I read this story this morning to my friend L.O.B., and I laughed so hard. So in Madison, Wisconsin, picture this. Guy gets out of his car. He's got a fresh briefcase with him, and he's looking good. He's got his suit on. He actually has a maroon tie.
And he walks into a Denny's, opens the door, and he goes, Hey, how you doing? I'm Jim Summers, and I'm the new general manager here at Denny's. So the manager who's on duty is looking at him going, We don't have a new general manager. And he's like, No, no, no. Today's my first day. I'm starting a new day. I guess you must have missed the paperwork. So I'm here. It's great to be here, by the way. Thanks so much for having me. And I'm going to get to work. Been with the company 30 years, by the way. I've been here 30 years. I'm really excited to be working at this one. Goes back into the kitchen, starts cooking himself a burger and fries. He's back. He's flipping, making himself lunch. He's like, I'm going to make myself some lunch, and then I'm going to hit the books. I'm going to get cracking. What the heck? So the lady, the manager, is like, okay, okay, you do that. She runs to her office. She calls corporate. She's like, do we have a new GM here, Jim Summers? They're like, absolutely not. She calls the cops. Cops come. This guy's feasting on a burger that he made and fries. They're like, dude, you got to come with us. You got to come with us. We're sorry. And he's like, this guy went. He pushed it so far that he's like, dude, I'm going to tell you my side of the story. You get hers. I work here. Oh, my God. I work here. I'm the new. Yeah, I guess he was a nut. But so they looked in his car. Well, they got him on possession or they got him on charges of fraud.
Possession of an electric weapon. He had a stun gun on him, which is always great. Is that a problem? Yeah, it's true. Disorderly conduct and possession of drug paraphernalia. Oh, now the hall explained. Exactly. Exactly. So, yeah. And then I guess as police escorted him out, he said, this is why you don't dine and dash, kiddies. What? But I laughed so hard at that guy, like, psyching himself up to be like. All right, I just got to get in there. I got to cook myself a burger. Just tell them you work here. Yeah, you know you do it better than they do anyway. Oh, man. What is the rationale? Like, was he a former employee? No. He was hungry. Why didn't he just sit at a table? He probably didn't have any money. Maybe sell your stun gun. He should have taken it to go. He could have been okay. That is a good call. Why did he sit there? You can't hang around the scene of the crime. It is... It's bald. There's a little crazy in there, I think. And then he can lie to the cops after they ask you. Absolutely. Wow. Absolutely. That's what that is. Absolutely. I need to look that story up so I can see his mugshot. Yeah, I want to see it. He's 52. Wow. 52. So he's like your dad. Yeah. You know what I mean? Walking into Denny's. Oh, God. Did you guys do anything exciting yesterday? Let us see. I... Well, you should tell everybody about your zit. Oh, wow. It's like a third eye.
I haven't seen it yet. You can't see it because I've got a hat on. Yeah, LLB walks in this morning sporting a bright pink hat. Bright pink hat. Yes. Neon pink. Yes. I wanted to say, you know, it just goes with my outfit. Or, you know, I just was having a bad hair day. But truth be known, I have a zit on my forehead. Are you like me where you get like three a year? Yeah. And they're bad. Once you get them, they're terrible. When you get them, they're really bad. And so I don't even really know how to pop them. You don't. Just leave them be. Yeah, just leave them alone. This is hideous, but unless it has a white top. No, it doesn't. It doesn't? No. Those you can't mess with. It's like underground. You got to let them cook. So I was trying to mess with it, and it was like bright red. I was like, that's it? It gets bigger and bigger, and it's sore. I know. Yeah, so it was like an underground. So I am wearing a pink hat. And it's just in time for the weekend, too. That's true. I know. I know. I am now friends with my son on Facebook. Which son?
Finnegan, my now 20, he's 20 today. Happy birthday, Finn. Happy birthday, Finn. He's in London. Hammered right now, probably. Wait, he's been on Facebook for a while. Oh, yeah. He didn't want to be my friend. He just accepted you? He had me blocked. What? He had you blocked. Yeah, because I'm sure there's things on his, although I looked through his page from top to bottom and I can't find anything. You did? Well, he cleaned you up. You creep. Oh, he knows I know everything that he does anyway. Wow. Yeah, I think he got, the whole family was blocked. Not just me. Everybody, his sisters, everybody. So I don't know what was going on. He was just doing it to be a D, I think. Yeah. Now I'm friends. And so I got to see the pictures of him landing in the plane. Got to see him at the pub winning trivia. But he won 70 quid and a bottle of wine. That's legit. I didn't know it quid. I have a question for you. Yes. Are you aware of his, oh, what would I say? His sexual endeavors. He's got a girlfriend that's steady. I don't know. She's here, right? She's here. He's there. I ask you only because I saw a Modern Family episode. I watched it on Hulu last night, and it was where Phil, the father, Phil Dunphy, found out that his daughter, his 17-year-old daughter, Haley, was not a virgin. She's an angel. And I thought about how I would feel in that situation.
And I was like, I'm going to throw up. No, you're not. It's fine. Yeah, you are. If it's your daughter, you will. Or my son. No, your daughter. Kids are going to do it. You just have to let, you know. Inform them and make sure they're safe. Oh, my God. If I had a daughter and some... I was actually talking to... I had an appearance last night at Dave & Buster's. Why? Dave & Buster's. Eat, drink, play. It was awesome. M1s came out. They took such good care of us at Dave & Buster's. They are the greatest, man. We played video games. So I was talking to Jay's future son-in-law, Nick, who works in our promotions department, and he is dating Jay's daughter, Maddie. He hasn't put a ring on it yet. He has not put a ring on it. But we were talking about... Jay and his family. And I guess your in-laws are in town. Yep. And they're up at Big Bear, right? So I can say anything I want. So I can say anything I want. I'll go up at Big Bear now. Yeah. They don't like you, right? They like me now. Well, isn't it still a little tense? No, no, no, no. They fully come around because I'm a provider. Right. Good father. Good father. But they didn't like me at the time because I stole their baby. Nick and I were talking about that last night and I said, look, my daughter, your wife, Kim, was a...
Double mint model? Yeah, Juicy Fruit. Juicy Fruit. Absolutely stunning. Stunning. Bikini babe. He showed me this picture when she was like 20. She's beautiful now. Oh, yeah. Don't get me wrong. But when she was 20? Yeah. Dude. Have mercy. So this asshat comes to the door and knocks on the door and says, I want to take your daughter out. I would have slit your throat. It was worse than that because she moved to where I was. We were on the same water ski team. And I actually had a girlfriend at the time. But she was my partner. And then she just didn't go back for a long period of time. And we had already bought the ring and everything. She decided to go back to school because they really wanted her to come back. Right. And then I went out and met them. And they thought, oh, he's just a friend. When they figured out that it was more than just a friendship, they were like, done. Out on this clown. Wow. The mom was. The dad was still in on me. He was like, hey, man, listen. I would just run. Because her mom is. She can lay it down. Really? Oh, she can be harsh. Gosh darn, dude. She called me up one time. She was living in Florida. She goes, come get me. So I jumped on a plane, got there. We got in her car that day. And Bill, her dad, said, don't even say anything. Just get in the car and go. Wow. So we did. We just got in the car and went. And they didn't talk to us for like five years. Wow, really? Maddie was born. And then, like, Liberty was born.
And they still weren't in on us. It wasn't until I think Finnegan was born that they started coming around. Wow. People are weird about their kids, man. They are weird about their kids. Only child. Now, Nick, who is Maddie's boyfriend, we were talking about, you know, making it right. You got to get in there and make it right, Nick. I said, you don't want to piss this guy off. Jay is super dad, super husband. Hey, it's up to Maddie. How long have they been dating for? I think this is coming up on their... Two years? Two and a half years. Oh, gosh. They got plenty of time. How old is she? 22? 23. Oh, gosh. God, I'd wait until I was 30. I did. I waited until I was 32. She won't start a family early. She's just like Kim and I were. Yeah. Let's get it going. That's fascinating, man. Well, he's a good kid. He beat the pants off me in basketball, but I smoked him at the quarterback game. Wow. I actually set the high score last night. Oh, high score of the night? High score of the night. Oh, okay. Yeah, Pro Bowl. Cool. Feast on that. Is that like, does it have anything to do with the celebrity softball tournament? Why would it? It's a video game. Yeah, but it's kind of like you're kind of like a pro. I'm a semi-professional. Semi-professional. Did you sign any autographs last night? I did. Oh, you did? I did. Did you practice at all beforehand? I did not practice. I signed one autograph and it's still...
You know, you clowns know it's a trip that somebody wants your autograph. No, I don't know. Yes, you do. I never signed an autograph. Liars, liars, liars. Did you sell pictures of yourself? I did not sell any pictures of myself. But I did take some pictures with some people. And we gave away some really cool prizes. And it was a lot of fun. Dave & Buster's, like I said, is the best. Are you feeling ready for your... Now, who's the celebrity that you're paired up with? Josh D'Amigo is our head coach. Josh D'Amigo is a local musician. Right, right. And he's been a guest on the Mikey Show before. And he... He reached out to me and asked me if I wanted to play. Okay, so it's a mix of regular folk and celebrities. So what celebrities are you excited about as a regular folk? I am really excited about Tim Piles, who hosts our local show and works here. A household name. Tim will be there. Yes. And if you want...
To come watch the Celebrity Softball Tournament, it's at the Jackie Robinson Family YMCA. Oh. And that's in San Diego. It's 151 YMCA Way in San Diego. How much are tickets? I think it's free. I think it's free, but you can do some donating. It's for a good cause. Now, did you pay to be able to play with those celebrities? I did not. You won this in an auction? No, I was asked. I was asked to. So I'll be playing tomorrow. I think our first game is 11-15. And come out and support your boy. Are you nervous to be around all those celebrities? No. As just like a citizen? No. No, I'm just, I just am going to play ball. That's why I'm going. Do we have to break or? No, we still got a couple minutes. Five minutes. Wow. Well, that sounds exciting. It does sound exciting. It'll be cool for you. You have to tell us which celebrities you have. Oh, my God. Once it happens. Can you get me some autographs for the celebrities? Sure. Sure, I can do that. That I can do. But, yeah, I'm excited about it. It's funny. Anytime I get to go out and, you know, play for the kids, it's always good. Yeah, just be, you know, like with the commoners. Yeah, with the commoners. Yeah. Yes. The commoners. Jay, why doesn't that screen work? Because she needs to wiggle her mouse. Wiggling her mouse in there, Emily. It sounds perverted. She's wiggling it. Creep, dude. I don't know why it's not working. Yesterday, my wife came home for lunch for a second, and she walked in the door, and I went, holy smokes. She looked.
So hot. My wife's Jamie, and she looked like Heather Locklear and Michelle Pfeiffer. Wow. So I thought I'd be sweet, and I put it on her Facebook last night. I go, hey, by the way, babe, you looked so pretty today. You look like a mix-up of Heather Locklear and Michelle Pfeiffer. You didn't tell her that in person? No. I told her she looked very beautiful, though. You couldn't walk into the next room and just tell her? I did. I told her. Why did you have to put it on Facebook? Because the Heather Locklear and Michelle Pfeiffer didn't pop into my mind until later. Okay. It mashed up, and I went, oh, babe, you looked like them. But I go, you look so pretty. Right. But anyway, she writes on Facebook. She goes, oh, you just compared me to two 50-year-olds. And I meant, what I meant was in their prime. She erased it because she felt that. Oh, wow. That's why you should just tell her in person. I did tell her that she was beautiful. You could have just texted her and told her that. I could have, but I wanted to put it on Facebook. I like for people to know that I love my wife. Why do you like the public bits? Why do you? I don't. I don't either. Who danced in a burlesque show on Friday? You don't do it in your apartment. I'm talking about the public, like, hey, babe. Because I like it. Well, I'm asking you why. I know you like it. He wants to, aw. I like people to know how much I love my wife. Don't you guys? You don't do that. Your wife's on Facebook. You're lucky, Jay. And what about you? You don't tell Matt, I love you, babe? I do every once in a while. Beast on it.
I want to give you my rationale because I like to surprise him. I do, too. I like him to find it in little nooks of his life. I do, too. I wrote her a note this morning, and I said, I love you. Please take a plum because I bought plums. What is that code for? I bought her freaking plums, and she hasn't eaten any. I go, please take a plum because I bought them for you. Will you please take a plum? Yeah. So we have a caller online. I have no idea. It's our phone screener. Here, let's just see. Hook it up. Hey, hello. Hello. Hi, who's this? This is Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Hi, I'm a first-time caller. I listen to you guys every morning. I've been listening for over a year, but I thought I would call and say that you guys make my 45-minute commute to work amazing. That's really sweet of you to say. And I wanted to say L.O.B., congratulations. Thank you. I don't know you, but I feel like I do. Yeah, why not? You know everything about her. If you didn't know, L.O.B. just got engaged last Friday. Yes. Got a ring on my finger. Got a ring on it. I had a piece of advice for you because I heard you guys talking about Pinterest. Uh-huh. Have you ever heard of the website called Etsy? I have, yes. You should go on there. I'm in the middle of helping my friend plan a wedding. They have the most amazing things.
Literally anything you can find for a wedding, you'll find on there. Is it sensory overload is what I'm worried about? No, because you can limit your search. Is this the vagina monologues here? Cool. You can search barns or you can search just little ideas like table decorations. You guys should kiss. Thank you, Ashley. Thanks, Ashley. We love you. I would like to say I got my ring sized, and now I feel like it's too tight. Oh, no. It was too big before. It was too big, and now I feel like it's too tight. That's what she said. Anyway, so we have to go to break, right? Yeah. Yes, we do. I know we always say we have so much good stuff for you today. We have so much good stuff for you today. It's an unwritten rule on the Mikey Show. If you're out, you're on the spit. We all know who's out. Mikey's out, so he's on the spit today, and he is going to get it real good. Also, when we come back, huge, huge sports news. Thanks so much for listening. It's the Mikey Show on 94.9. Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Geico talks about the job. At Geico, we've been serving the military for 75 years, so we know the military never sleeps.
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Been out a couple days. Nice Bieber. We've been filling in for him. Still my favorite drop of all time, Jay. Yes. It is still my number one favorite drop. Give me another taste. Nice Bieber. I was watching the original Naked Gun the other day. Oh, yeah. And when I saw the part where it happened, it's funnier now. It cracks me up. When we're talking about Justin Bieber, when I play it, I swear he's saying Bieber. It sounds like Bieber. It does. Give me another taste. Nice Bieber. Yeah, it does. Yeah, it works for all occasions. It's brilliant. For all occasions. It really does. It's a very, it's all-encompassing. All-encompassingly. We have a lot of good stuff today, you guys. I mean, like I said at 530, we always say, hey, we've got a great show for you today. We have a great freaking show for you today. We're not playing. Mikey was kind enough to let us explore some space today, and we have a parody that's... That our friend L.O.B. wrote. Oh, my gosh. And that we all recorded together. Yeah. It is our first Mikey show parody that we all did. Yeah. So I think you'll really get a kick out of it. I love it. We are the world of the Mikey show. It is well written. So genius. It was very hard to get through singing it because I was laughing so hard. Yeah. Well.
The word of the day today is fabric. You'll hear me weave that into a sentence somewhere. I should have put something really girly in there. Yeah, you should have. For some reason, hearing you say fabric, really. The word of the day is fabric. And when you hear me weave fabric in there. No pun intended, right? No pun intended. Just give us a call. Hey, so the biggest story today. What is the prize for the word of the day? Jay, what is the prize? It is a pair of fun cards good for all of... 2012, check out the new interactive immersive turtle reef exhibit. At where? SeaWorld. SeaWorld. All right. This story, I almost wrecked my car when I heard this yesterday. Do you guys remember when I told you about this gentleman played for the Milwaukee Brewers, won the MVP named Ryan Braun? Oh, yeah. We had Katze in here talking about him, right? We had San Diego Padre, former Milwaukee Brewer Mark Katze in here talking about Ryan Braun. Ryan Braun won the MVP last year. When the playoffs were going on last year, I was on the air and I do sports on our show and I said, Ryan Braun is...
He is the best player in the game. He is the guy that you take your kid to go see when he's in town. Let me preface this entire conversation we're about to have with I love Ryan Braun. I love him. I respect him. I think he's a phenomenal athlete. I think he is an incredible baseball player. That being said, Ryan Braun was he tested positive for performance enhancing drugs. In fact, they have never had a test with higher testosterone levels. Wow. Ever. Well, Ryan Braun was facing a 50-game suspension. He beat it. How'd he beat it? He beat it on a technicality. This is what happened. He does his urine test on Saturday, right? The guy that takes his urine says, you know, FedEx is probably closed. I'm not just going to leave this urine sample at a FedEx building. Yeah. I'm going to take it to the crib. I'm going to put it in the fridge. I'm going to hold it until Monday.
He didn't tamper with it. Nobody's saying that he tampered with it, but they're saying that's not the proper chain of protocol. Case dismissed. You can't take it home. Case dismissed. Oh, my gosh. Look, like I said, I like Ryan Braun. I am a Ryan Braun fan. This is what bothered me about the whole thing. First of all, it's a bad day for baseball. It's a... Really bad day for baseball. It looks like now baseball said, well, we can't suspend the MVP for 50 games, right? And call in. If you want to talk about Ryan Brown, call in. 570-1949 because I want to talk to you. I don't know if I agree with that, though. What? If you look at it as if it were any other court case. Right, right. Say the only piece of, like, DNA would be the only thing that would be like, all right, that's the only thing that's going to convict this person. And somebody took it over the weekend. Right. It's like, you don't know what happened to it. Kept in their refrigerator at home. Right. I know. However, out of this is he was the 14th player tested. He is the only one to beat the case. OK, now, again, when the testosterone levels came out, when the urine was tested, it was the highest testosterone they've ever seen. But in a level, couldn't that mean that the guy messed with it? It could. It could. But Ryan Braun came out yesterday and said, look, you know, I have been open. I've been honest about.
Everything in my life, I heard crazy rumors that it was from medicine for an STD. I heard all kinds of crazy stuff about this case. I've really been following this very closely. But it's a bad day for Major League Baseball. And the reason I say that is because it's a lose-lose for them. If they convict Ryan Braun. You know, if they find him guilty of testing positive and he does get suspended for 50 games, that's bad for the game, right? Now that he's off, it's a blow to their entire policy. They have tried to clean the game up with the McGuire, the Sosa scandals, you know, all the steroid scandals that were going on. So this is what bothered me is Aaron Rodgers is the quarterback for the Green Bay Packers. He went to Twitter and, you know, he plays in Green Bay. Ryan Brown plays in Milwaukee. So Wisconsin boys. He went on a Twitter rant yesterday. MLB and cable sports tried to sully the reputation of an innocent man. Pick the wrong guy to mess with. Truth will set you free. He was really trying to get this hashtag to take off to exonerated. He did it about 15 times when when it's guilty until proven innocent. All you need are the facts. I told you I put my salary next year on it.
All you idiots talking about technicality, open up for some crow too. See if ESPN gets pressured not to. Okay, cool. Let's take a call. We got M1 Scooby on the line. Hey, Scooby. Scooby, what's up? Yo, man, this thing really gets under my collar, dude. What? The whole thing because, for one, I didn't think he should have won it in the first place. Right. Matt Kemp probably should have won the MVP. Correct. Not because I'm a Dodger fan, but because he was a better player throughout the year. So what about him getting off of this? What bothers you about it? Well, the thing is that it's basically saying, I read some of the things that he said, like, oh, now I can clear my good name. Yeah, clear my good name. Dude, your name isn't good anymore. I agree with you, dude. I really do. I think that this is like O.J. walking out, obviously not even close to the weight of the crime. But it would be like O.J. walking out and be like, see, I told you I didn't do it. He did do that. Right, exactly. It's not even that. Did you see all the comments that people were tweeting throughout the sports world? Oh, absolutely. They were all in favor of him winning the appeal. And I was like, are you serious? Yeah, the highest levels of testosterone ever. The guy had a monster season, a monster season. And, you know, it's just you hate to.
It is a technicality. He won on a technicality. What if it was tampered with, though? Yeah, I mean, it could have been. What if it wasn't? Well, okay, but I mean, what if it was? That's the problem. Therein lies the problem. There is a flaw with the testing policy in Major League Baseball, and that is the bad part. That is the scary part. I think for Major League Baseball to overcome this, they need to test them every single day. Yeah, I mean, he's passed drug tests before. We've talked to professional players that have said, hey, it's easy to get around the test. That's true. That is true. Drink a little punch, you're set. Yeah, but that's for different stuff. Yeah, that's true. That's for different stuff. But, man, this whole thing, it's not going away. But, hey, if you're a Milwaukee Brewer fan, you are stoked because your MVP will be hitting third for you this year. You've already lost Prince Fielder. Now you've got Ryan Braun, and you're happy about it. Thanks, Scoob. Thanks for calling in. And what do we have, Jay? Do we have a best-of clip we're going to do? We have a couple things. Yeah, we can do it the best-of right now. You want to do it right now? Sure. All right, we're going to do a best-of clip. Which one is it? This is Mikey interviewing his boy toy, Troy, from Swamp People. Troy from Swamp People. I think it's important to teach the grandkids how to drive the boats and do different things as you can. It's the best. I'm going to show you all how to drive the boats today, okay? You ready?
I love him. Got him on the line. Troy Landry, are you there? Oh, great. I love that I get to talk to you. You are on the TV show Swamp People. You must be a very big local celebrity there now. Oh, yeah. It's unbelievable how popular that show is. Man, everybody wants to come meet the old Swamp Man now. I bet. I bet. You've been doing this how long? Forever, bro, forever. Were you a child when you first started hunting alligators? Yeah, that's right, that's right. My grandpa had two shrimp boats. My other grandpa used to cut the cypress trees down in the basin and the swamps around here. You know, growing up, you couldn't sell alligator hides like we do now. Now we hunt.
We fish them for the hogs, but growing up, it was totally different. When you wanted to eat an alligator, you hunted them for the food. And then they were hunted to extinction almost. In the late 60s and early 70s, they closed the season completely. Whereas before that, they didn't even have a season. We just hunted them when we wanted to hunt them. And they were almost hunted to extinction. They didn't have none. Troy, I have some compliments that I'd like to give to you. One compliment is, I said, this TV show Swamp People, they get rid of everybody else, and the show could just be about you, and it would still be a success. Thank you. And that's a true statement. You are a fascinating person, and you know what you're doing, and not only do you catch those alligators, you catch big alligators. Tell everyone that doesn't watch the show what a tree shaker is. I've been hollering tree shaker all my life every once in a while when we catch a giant alligator. I don't like to tie my lines to a solid tree. I like to tie my line to something that's flexible and it acts like a bungee cord. And like that, if you catch a big giant alligator, he don't straighten the hook as easy or he doesn't pop the line as easy. And when you're going down the bayou, sometimes if you've got a big alligator, you can see the whole tree shaking.
So great. It is the greatest. It's the greatest. Now, you had a, your son was, in the first season of Swamp People, your son was on the boat with you. He handled the gun. Eventually, he went his own way. He wanted to start doing it on his own and be his own captain, correct? Two on season three. That's one of the changes they're going to make. My middle son and my youngest son fishes together this year. They're going to be in a boat on their own. And first time you go out on their own. Are you still... Between them and myself, we caught over 500 of them. Wow. Are you still fishing with Elizabeth? Elizabeth's going to still be on the show, but she's not going to be with me this year. Who is she with? Clint's coming back with me and Elizabeth fish with her.
Husband helped her this year, and a girlfriend of hers helped her. Okay, so she's on her own now. All women team. All women team. It's going to be a great season. Now, when he first hired Elizabeth, one of the first things that he said was, well, what can I give you a hard time about? What can I not give you a hard time about? She said, everything's fine. Don't call me Elizabeth, though. So the first thing Troy does, he calls her Elizabeth. It gives her a hard time and eventually she softened to you and she let you call her Elizabeth. Hey, you got to remember something. She was with me in my boat. I'm the captain of that ship and I'm going to call her whatever the hell I want. That is so great. That is so great. She's in the boat with me. I'm going to call her Elizabeth. I'm going to call her anything I want to call her. Troy, I have a legitimate question for you. I'm talking to Troy Landry, and he is on Swamp People. Now, when does alligator season run from when to when? Alligator season is generally the whole month of September. The whole month of September. We got 30 days to catch whatever amount of tags we got. You know, some hunters got one tag, some hunters got 10, 20, some got...
A hundred. Some got two or three hundred. I know a good friend of mine passed away not long ago. He had over six hundred. Unbelievable. My boys and I got normally we have between three and five hundred tags. Now, Troy, I'm going to ask you something. If the answer is no, it's OK. And I want you to know that I'm a genuine, authentic and real person. And this question is is is real. I don't mean this. But I want you to know that I'm a genuine, authentic and real person. Before I ask the question, I would be willing to fly myself out to Louisiana if I could go one day on that boat. and experience and help and be a part of it and help you and do it. I want to experience it one day. Now, if the fact of the matter is, no, you're too green, you don't know anything, and there's no way that I could ever let you on my boat, I would understand that. But this is a dream. I have watched this show, and I thought I would give anything to be on that boat. And I would work hard. I would...
I would be your shooter for you. I would do whatever it would take. But I would want to do it for real for one day. And if you let me, I will put myself up in a hotel. I'll fly myself out there. And I will do that, Troy. I'm not kidding. Well, you know, the NHL don't have to be. No, I can't bring you in the feminist. Yeah. Because, you know, we got contract with the History Channel. But I am the nuisance hunter. For three different parishes over here, which is similar to your counties. Right. And I catch alligators. I caught my first one last week. And I'm going to catch alligators all the way until October. And they don't film me when I'm catching nuisance alligators. I don't want to be on the show. I don't want to be on the show, Troy. You know, I can bring you. And sometimes I catch four or five in a day nuisance alligators. And I can bring you on a nuisance call. That would be great. Troy, Troy, I do not want to, I don't need to be on the television show or any of that stuff. You know, the first year that they filmed this for season one, history would let me bring, still, I used to bring a lot of people with me before they started reminiscing. The first year, I still brought people with me, and they were fussing because they were always in the way. You know, when you got the most people you got in the boat, somebody's always in the, they wasted, we wasted a lot of good footage the first year.
of some big alligators we caught because there was too many people in the way. So season two and then season three, they said, look, we're filming you all from now on. We want just the cast members in the boat. And I respect that. I mean, they got a show to make. No, I get it. I get it. And for me, it isn't about being on the show. I just want to experience. Yeah, I know what you say. Yeah, I'll be happy to bring you one time. That would be great, Troy. Troy, that would be great. Thank you. That would really be awesome. Tell everyone what the biggest, what's the biggest alligator you've ever caught? The longest one we ever caught, we had named him the Rugaru. He was 13'8". He was the longest, but he wasn't the biggest. He weighed about 700-something pounds. Gosh darn it. And we've caught three or four. We caught one this year that was a 12'11". That was a bull, a big bull in his prime. I'd say he was 30 or 40 years old. He weighed, I guarantee that alligator weighed 900 pounds. My goodness. Oh, my gosh. He was one of the biggest we ever caught. Well, Troy, I would love to go on one of those nuisance hunts with you and see what that's like, experiencing. I don't need to be on any TV show. I just want to meet Troy Landry and be a part of that experience for one day. Oh, I love it, Troy. Thank you. Thank you. All right. In addition, I want to tell everybody in addition,
Season three starts. The premiere is Thursday night on the History Channel. Y'all watch this. It's going to be the best season ever. Thursday night, 9 o'clock, 8 central. 9 o'clock, 8 central. With season three, for years to come, they're going to be trying to top season three. That's how much confidence I have in the show this year. And I want to tell everybody they can visit my boys and I on shootem.com. Shoot them with a C. Now, if I go to shootem.com, is that where I can write you and get to go down there and do the nuisance thing with you? Yep, yep. You can go on my Facebook page and shootem.com. My boys take care of all of that. My boys are a lot younger than I am, and they know how to do all that fancy stuff. But you can visit me there any day of the week. Fantastic. Troy, you are amazing. What a fun interview. Thank you. Troy from Swamp People. You're back with the Mikey Show. It's Woodsy. It's L-O-B. And it's Jay today. Mikey is out. Nice beaver. He has gallbladder taken out. Oh, man. We're having some fun this week. And especially today, it's going to be very loose. We're going to explore the space. We're going to have a good time. And yesterday in the open, we did a story about a gentleman from American Idol named Adam Brock. And Adam is a very emotional guy.
Yeah. Dramatic, emotional. He's very dramatic. And apparently is my twin as well. I disagree. Thank you. Because you're the only one that disagrees. This guy is kind of a load. Kind of looks like a load. Yeah. So he is your twin. I hate you. Well, you guys cry the same. Yeah. Yeah. Audibly you're the same. Actual audio. We have audio. So the big, it was a big cliffhanger, right? So they didn't know. If Adam Brock was going to make it through. Yeah, he was sobbing. He was sobbing. And they didn't know if he was going to make it through. We have the answer for you right here with this audio. Hope you enjoy. One of my closest friends asked me if time and money and resources weren't an option. If you took those out of the equation, what would you do? Because I've always been a person that didn't know. I like to do a lot of things. But my answer is always to sing. Get down. Get down. You know what? I can feel the joy in your soul coming from you as you're singing. Because you love to do it. Nice beaver. It's the most complex thing to sum up in three words. I have to sing. That's four words. But I'm all woman. It's where my joy comes from. It's how I know that God blessed me. Did he?
I love to watch a man cry. That's weird. You're going to have a beautiful life because you're going on through and you made it, baby. Oh, yeah. I love to watch a man cry. And sing. Top 24, brother. I don't want my fingers to hurt. And why are you crying, L-O-B? Because I always wanted a healthy finger. Your fingers are fine. There's nothing wrong. My whole life, I just always said to my friends that I just wanted a healthy figure. Get down. Get down. Okay. Get down. I love watching guys cry. I love, yes. I'm not a guy. Creepy Steven Tyler with. Man. I love watching men cry. So strange. We got to take a break? Yes, sir. That's the wrong song, Mikey. Come on, dude.
It's all specially planned. Go. Next one. Four. Gosh, darn. Specially planned. It's all specially planned. We didn't play the open song again. Jay, it's Woods' fault. You're a monster. All right. We will be back. We have a parody for you. I told you before, if you are out, if you're on the mic show, you work here, and you're out, you get put on a spit. So, unfortunately for our friend Mikey, L.O.B. wrote a parody. We will play it for you when we get back. I'm sorry, our time is up.
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connector at the 54 south 21 miles an hour all those numbers are you confused this report also brought to you by allstate let an allstate agent make your life easier by bundling your policies they'll help you do the switching and the paperwork find an allstate agent near you at allstate.com i'm stacy cohen fm 94.9 and now back to the mikey show with mikey grown-up stuff scares me i hear words that really freak me out because i'm like Gosh, that sounds like a word my dad would use. Woods. I have like a self-conscious 16-year-old sophomore that's real chubby. Lauren. I'm starting to feel guilty about it, though, because I'm wondering if I've disrupted the ecosystem at the lake. And Jay. Just because I like to be outdoors, you guys like to make fun of me. On FM 94.9. Welcome back. It is Friday on The Mikey Show. I'm Woodsy. That's LLB. That's Jay Bird. And answering phones is Emily. Emily, we want to put her to work today, man. We want to get our listeners calling in and make her earn her money. I'm actually a little embarrassed. Yesterday, I think we had like six calls all day. No, we didn't. What are you talking about? No, we didn't. Call in. Make them work. People are scared. Why are they so scared? Don't be scared of us, man. We will love on you. Trust me. All right, so I want to get right to this, but I have to tell you that word of the day is fabric.
Our friend L.O.B. wrote a parody. No, what are you talking about? I didn't write it. Wait a minute. You said yesterday, I want to write a parody. No, I think Jay wrote it. No, that's not true. You can tell. Is our friend Mike listening? I think our friend... If he's listening, Mike, I'm sorry. Are you? It's all of it. It's just a bit. It's trying to be dynamic. We're running out of material. Yes. We're just looking to fill some time on the air while you're gone, while you're healing. So if you didn't know, Mikey is out. We're doing a hybrid show. We're playing some best stuff, but we're also exploring the space. We're delving into our craft a little bit, which is fun. This is our craft. This is going to get you. This is the first one we've ever done all together. Yeah. We recorded it this morning. And as I said, full credit. Goes to Lauren O'Brien. She wrote it. No. Produced it. You don't have to give me full. No. It's the we are the world. All Jay and I did was show up and just read what was written for us. Didn't believe in it so much. I thought, this is mean. Yes, you did. You were feeling it. This is going to get you. Get it. Hit it. Let's go. Give me some juice on it, too.
Loves the food that's Mexican. Loading up on the sour cream. He stuffs his belly over. Filled. Pounding on the table. He wants some cookies. Eating vats of mayonnaise, he keeps on burping. Drinking boats of gravy, now he's choking. Because Mike's always hungry. Oh boy. Yeah. Mike, he won't take a breath. His hunger is continuing. And he has a turkey leg and a butter ball in the other.
reaching for a bagel and chocolate pudding wants a danish and more beef jerky and a pound of bacon you must be joking how's mike always hungry mike's always hungry mike's always hungry mike's always hungry That was my favorite part, Jay singing. Oh, dude. It was everything I could do. Oh, man. When I was reading those lyrics, reaching for a bagel and something of pudding. I mean. A gravy boat? A gravy boat. I was dying laughing, man. L.O.B. L.O.B., well done. You did a great job. Thank you, but sorry at the same time. Oh, I'm not sorry at all. I really liked Jay singing. You got to give it your all.
Oh my God. I loved it so much. I loved it so much. I've always loved that original song. Yes. To get to perform it live on the radio is just a treat. Yeah, we were sitting here when our 94 minutes of music kicked off, commercial music, and that was one of the first songs, and I just started singing it, and I was like, we're doing it. Yeah, we are doing it. Hey, do you want to play Buzzword? Give us a call right now, and it's going to be a showdown. You know the gunfight at the OK Corral? This is going to be a showdown, actually. This is Johnny Ringo. I'll be Johnny Ringo. You be one. Okay. And actually, I die. Actually, you'll be Doc Holliday. I'll be Johnny Ringo. All right. And we're about to duel it out. It's me against LOB. So call right now. You pick me. You pick LOB. And what are we playing for, Jaybird? We're playing for a $50 card to Dave & Buster's. Check out their daily happy hour, Monday through Friday. Eat, drink, play. I'm nervous about this. This is going to be big. Oh, God. Oh, God. Here we go. Here we go. Showdown. Let's see here. A draw. Let's get the callers on the line here real quick, Emily.
So why are you screaming at her? Am I screaming? Yes. Why am I screaming? Why are you so mean to all the phone screeners? Well, you know, just do your job. Hey, Emily, if you don't answer them calls, you ain't going to be back here tomorrow, girl. I'll tell you that right there. Tomorrow's Saturday, Jay. Hey, fine. You ain't going to be back Monday or Tuesday or Wednesday. I love how Jay's talking to him. Yeah, Jay's talking to Jay. All right. We got some players here. Let's see what we got going. And one Super Mario. Who would you like? I'm going to take O.P. Brock. O.P. Brock. That's you because you look like Adam Brock. I do not look like Adam Brock. Well played. O.P. Brock. I'm not your O.P.B. and your O.P.W., your old pal Woodsy. And then we have Sensimilia. M1 Sensimilia. You have L.O.B. Right on. All right, here we go. Buzzword. You ready? He's excited. Yeah, he does. Well, he's M1 Sense Amelia. Yeah, that's true. Sometimes it happens by default. They just get you. Oh, boy. Don't get her all psyched out. Here we go. Here we go. Or do. Here we go. Here we go. What's the word, Jay? Today's word is fire. Fire. Fire. F-I-R-E. All right. Fire. Here we go. A rescue hero. Fireman. Firefighter.
Firefighter is the correct answer. How's a fireman not a firefighter? Hey. Oh, for F's sake. It's not PC. I'm just saying, hey. Yeah. Oh, boy. What about a firewoman? Good Lord. Yeah. As long as you're handling the hose, everything's fine. Explore that space. Explore it. Oh, gosh. Only you can prevent... Forge fires! Darn it. I said it in my head and I, like, flinched my shoulders, but it didn't come out. All right. Okay. Jim Morrison sang it. I can't look at you. I'm turning around. I was going to say some on baby, but then you started talking. What is some on baby? What the hell is some on baby? Some on baby. What is some on baby?
Simone. Simone. I can't look at her. I'm not looking at her. I got to look at Jane though. Damn it. Here we go. Okay. A dog's. Fire hydrant. FDR was famous for these. Fire parties. His fire ant. Fire arms. Nope. Fire ant. Fire hair. Yes, fire hair. FDR was famous. For these. FDR. Fire plans. They were kind of little talks. Fire drills. A little what? Fire speeches. A little talks. Fiery speeches. Fire speeches. Yes, fire speeches. Get fireside chats. Oh, gosh. Oh, yeah, he was on TV doing the bit. TV? Was he? Radio, whatever. Okay, here we go. Okay. What's the score? It's a three to one. That would be me winning. Oh, great. Nicely done.
Johnny Cash tune. Ring of fire. Staring at Jenny. Bad words from your boss. Fire, you're fired. You're fired. Woodsy, Woodsy. Darn it. It's a little easier when there's only two of us. I'm looking this way. Flirting with disaster. Flirt of fire. LLB. No way at the time. No way. She was just a moment ahead of you. Oh, it's such BS. Let's see. Here we go. The signal. Signal fire. Fire drill. Fire alarm. What was this? L-O-B. Fire alarm. Score. Five L-O-B. How about a new word? I'm almost at a new word. Here we go. Yes. From the skillet. Out of the frying pan into the fire. Out of the frying pan into the fire. And we have a new word. The new word is bored.
Bored. B-O-A-R-D. Should we check in with the callers? Yeah, let's see what's going on here. Let's see. 5-4 you? 5-4 me. Woods is blowing it for you, Super Mario. And I'm losing. You got it, man. It's just one down. It's just one down. One down. Hold on. For now. Since Amelia, LB's in the lead. Put the pipe down and hold on. So board, B-O-A-R-D. B-O-A-R-D. Board. Okay, okay, okay. Here we go. Corporate. Board meeting. Oh, you little. Corporate. Nope, don't write it down yet. Corporate decision makers. Board of directors. Board of directors. Here we go. Surrounds a classroom. Boardroom. Class board. Chomp board. It was a tie. What did you say? What? I don't know. Hey, be careful. He's breaking chairs in here. Hand it to a flight attendant. Boarding pass. Oh, nice job. What's wrong with my brain? I knew it. I knew it. I didn't say it. Score me up here, Ellaby. Okay. Right now, I mean, it's so close. Lauren, seven, wood, six. Oh, my gosh. It's getting close. The coach takes notes on one of these. A chalkboard. Clipboard. A chalkboard. What coach has got a chalkboard? A lot.
A lot, actually. Oh, gosh. All right. Oh, gosh. Handy at a seance. Oh, dweezy board. Darn it. Ouija board. Depending on where you're from. Oh, gosh. It's 8-7, 8-7, 8-7? 8-7, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Here we go. Riding on a vehicle. On board. Wow. I would never have gotten that one. Riding on a vehicle. God, how many are we going to do? It's tied at eight now. This is tied at eight. Yeah. So this is it. Oh, gosh. Holy crap. Jay! Let me see. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to vomit. Don't choose one that's more for him. Jay, I'm going to vomit. I'm going to vomit. Hurry. Okay, here we go. Monopoly. Board game. Board game. Congratulations. Finally. Crap. That's BS. There was more questions on there. Super Mario. Woods brought it home for you. That's right. Did he? He killed it for you. There's still more questions on there. There's more questions on there, but that's all we needed, really. Oh, come on. Oh, my God. I can't find Star Wars anywhere. That's weird. Dang it. And congratulations. It's so anticlimactic. It is so, it's serious. It's like your grandmother walking in on you when you're nude.
Come on, dude. Didn't you load them? There it is. Hold the phone. Yeah, he kicked your can all over the place, Eloise. When do we break, Cal? In six minutes. Six minutes or five minutes. We got a best of treat, don't we? A little one, a little short one. Yes, we do. This is a good one. This is an embarrassing story about me making love to Enigma. Woods, can I tell people what you said? Yes, you can. You were talking about the creepiness of this song during the commercial break. And I said, before it went to the commercial break, I said, if you are in your 50s and you ever made love to Kenny G's Songbird, I don't care how popular it was. You're creep. It's creepy. Giant creep. You're giant creep if you're like, wait, wait. Glad you would.
side of you. Join me for a nightcap. This is lovely. Thank you very much. What song is this? This is Songbird. Kenny G. Are you familiar with his work? The song, yeah. When you're playing on the radio, isn't it? Dentist song? Yeah, I heard it at the dentist's office. I don't know the whole catalog. That'd be so good. No, any other song by him? Does he have other songs? Yeah, did he record other songs? We're not going to do it to this, are we? Woods reminded me of a song because he had special times to it. What? Church music? No. It's Enigma. Oh, that's right. You're perfect.
I know. I know. Nothing says intercourse like gregarian monks. Yeah, chanting. You get a good rhythm going out. This isn't the good part. You probably thought. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. That you were as smooth as ice. I want to dig a hole for myself. You got a good rhythm. You just making out. Oh, creep. And then the. Just on a couch. Yeah. Dorm room bed. On a CD there. Yeah. Did you get queued up to your favorite part? No. It had to start with a... Oh, so she knew what was coming. Yeah. When it ended... Where's the part? Where's the good part? The good part? Then there's the pan flute. The pan flute. Yeah. Big player. It reminds me. It's getting, it's getting, it's getting.
kind of hectic yeah it's like horny zamphir yeah horny zamphir when it ended yeah did you did you start it because you don't want track two of enigma cd yeah i think it was on a mix yeah sex mix sex mix the mix the mix it felt so foreign yeah like a frenchman I had sex with this guy last night. Yeah. And he was playing these guys chanting. It's so weird. I don't know what he's into. It's quite an afternoon. Yeah.
Throw it as Suzu Trooper. So almost. Are you just speaking French words to her? Yeah. Oh, man, that bit still gets me. It was about a wonderful afternoon I had in college one time. One time? Come on. Actually, that was a one-timer. Well, I'm sure that's not the only time you played that song. When we come back. Silence speaks volumes. Oh, who's that? Was that me? Is that you? LLB? What? Phone? Was that a telephone I heard? I didn't hear a phone. I don't know. All right. You're crazy. I'm losing my mind. And when we come back, Jay is going to tell you about a dad that gave his daughter something for her birthday. It's going to leave you asking yourself in your car, am I all right with this? We'll be right back. It's the Mikey Show on a Friday. FM 94.9. Buddy, down here in the cup holder. Yeah, it's us. You spare change. Now look, this might seem strange, but frankly we've had it with just being tossed in here and forgotten about. And we want you to drive to Mickey D's right now and use us on something delicious. Like one of those 2 for 350 deals they got going on. Head over to McDonald's for one of two awesome deals.
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No. Yeah, it did not work out well for them last night. The Heat, the dream team, remember the Heat last year was supposed to win it all? LeBron, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, they dominated last night and just smoked the Knicks 102 to 88. So we'll see how Jeremy Lin responds. That's what happens with hype. I'm telling you people, should leave the guy alone, let him do his thing, admire him. Don't believe the hype. The Heat's a good team. The Heat are a good team, you know, so we'll see what happens. Jay, what is that creepy story? Well, there are some important parts. of when you're raising your daughter. Like maybe when she first walks. Yeah. When she rides a bike for the first time. Absolutely. And with some dads, when you give her breasts for her 18th birthday. That's not... Well, it gets weirder because... Well, I've heard about parents saying, oh yeah, we'll pay for your breast enhancement. It's not exactly a milestone, but it's not that out of case. Her father was a plastic surgeon. Right. So he performed the surgery himself. Now that... On her breast. On her breast. So there his daughter is. Exposed. Putting implants in. That is freaking weird. That is freaking weird. I don't have a problem with it. Really? I don't think so because, I mean. Well, you're a sex pervert. No, no. I think. Because he's going to save money or. No, because that's what he does every day. I know, but he's going to shape them and like push them into place and be like. But that's what he does. So you think he's having a good time with his other patients? Yes. No. Yes. I think he's enjoying. It's like artwork.
At the end, you're like, that's a nice sculpture I put together there. Who's better to do it? You or some other surgeon? Maybe your colleague. Maybe you refer her to someone else. You sex pervert creep that makes your daughter take her shirt off. Yeah, because you have to draw on them. Yes. You have to take them. Not that I know because I've not been in for a consultation, but you have to take your shirt off. They draw on them. They say, well, how big would you like it? I've seen enough TV. Well, she's now a C cup and she's very happy. She was very self-conscious her entire life, all the way up to 18. Great, great, great. Listen. Jay is stalling, and I know why he's stalling, because we are doing imaginations. Oh, he got her a nose job. That's fabulous. That's fabulous. Who has a nose job is like, that's like getting your eyebrows waxed. Exactly. So do not stall. I don't care about that story anymore because I want to do a bit that we haven't done in so long. We're bringing some stuff back today. We're exploring the space. We're having a good time because, frankly, we don't know what the hell we're doing. So this is our first time ever kind of being on our own, and we're going to have some fun.
This is a, if you've never heard Imagations, I'm going to set it up for you very simply. Oh, thank you. Jay Isbell. Our 48-year-old executive producer. Yes. A successful radio broadcaster. Yes. 24, single. Been in the business for a long time. Jay said at one point he, we used to do a bit called The Old Man That Does Acting because Jay thinks, Jay fancies himself quite the actor. I am quite the actor. Yeah. I have a profile. I've been in a couple movies. He's not a good actor. I'm a great actor. He doesn't do... I don't have a lot of voices. But the difference is I don't pretend to. I don't pretend that I... I have all kinds of voices. His accents leave a lot to be desired. Jay, go ahead and hit the number one on there for a second. We're going to let it roll for a second. We're going to let this roll for just a second. He does not know what he's doing. I'm going to tell him what imitation he... He is going to do. You're a Canadian soccer mom. Canadian soccer mom? Yes, go ahead. What is a toque? It's your little hat. It's your little hat. Are you British soccer mom? No. Oh, wait. Where's your toboggan? You sound like Angela Lansbury. Easy murder, she wrote. Oh, my God. All right. That was god-awful. Yes. God-awful. Right on. Jay?
Go ahead and hit number two. Jay, you're a Cajun gumbo chef. All I say, I say die. Get some creole. Let's get some crab in here. Ah, yeah, doggie. What is that? Got some gumbo. You come down the swamp, boy. I take you with me. We go grab some crocodile. What is that? Little Mikey, grab my hand, little man. Hey, Samadol. What is that? What is Samadol? Let's get some nuisance crocodiles there, boy. What is that? Mikey. Do you have me trap some beaver? Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. You have me trap some beaver? Oh, my gosh. Any excuse to say that one? I snotted again. It's the third time in three days he made me snot. I love imaginations. Oh, my God. I love imaginations so much. Oh, gosh. All right. This one. Oh, boy. Jay, this clip is a little short. So when it runs out, I want you to just keep replaying it. All right? Keep hitting it. Hit it. I heard that. Hit it. You're a sheep farmer from New Zealand. Say something.
The sheep herder from New Zealand. Yes, you're a shepherd from New Zealand. Oh, come on, sheep herders. It's my crew. I don't know how New Zealanders talk. Daddy, you're a shepherd. How do New Zealanders talk? Oh, so we're from New Zealand and we're sheep herders. Come on, sheep, let's go. Why are you an Angela Lansbury sheep? Sheeper need to be herded. Oh, my God. Can I have some mutton? Oh, my God. You're asking the sheep if you can have some mutton. Isn't mutton Jewish? No, no. But it's sheep. It's sheep. You're asking the sheep if you can have some mutton. I don't know. What does a New Zealander talk like? Ladies and gentlemen, imaginations. You've got to give me a little New Zealander. Oh, my gosh.
I don't know. There's no fair. That's half the fun. It's kind of like an Australian. Yeah, kind of like that. Oh, shrimp on the barbie. But not Australian. It makes me so uncomfortable. Oh, that was great. That is his go-to. Hello, little cheese. Hello, cheese. I need a little taste before I can do it. Oh, my gosh. No, that's what makes it amazing. I hope that our host, Mikey, was listening, and I hope he goes, you know, we got to bring that freaking bit back because it's one of my favorite bits. This is a Best Stuff clip that we're going to do. Which one is it, Jay Bird? This is Lauren and Matt walking into a yoga theme room. Oh, this is gold if you haven't heard this. Feast on this. This made me laugh. out loud, Lauren O'Brien, otherwise known as L.O.B., and her boyfriend, Matt Commerce, BFMC, or BFMC, they went on a little vacation getaway this weekend to Lake Arrowhead. Now, first of all, how do you decide on Lake Arrowhead? We were thinking about Big Bear, and we just decided, oh, it's a little bit closer. There wasn't a ton of snow up there, so we'll just do Lake Arrowhead. Now, the place that you went to, they had a little spa area. Yes.
So you're going to enjoy a little spa area. Yeah, and we got there like, I think it was closing at 6, and we got there at about 5.30 to go check it out. And they were like, oh, yeah, just take a look around. Go see everything. Now, LOB and her boyfriend, Matt Commerce, they did what a lot of people do. They just start poking around. You just start looking around. Yeah, so we were just like, oh, what's this? Opening doors. Actually, at one point, Matt went in the locker room, and he goes, nice, because it was a nice locker room. And he said, right as he said, nice, a naked man walked by. Oh, wow. Thank you very much. I was talking about you, sir. Yeah, I appreciate it. Everything about you looks nice. It looks nice to me. Saw you nude. I'm in. You silly sausage. So they get to the end of the hallway to the last very dark room. Okay. And only our friend, Lauren R. O'Brien. She goes in there and screams. Where's this steam room? Where's this? At that point, her boyfriend, Matt Commerce, turns the light on to take a look. Where's the steam room? At which point was a woman comes running and waving her arms like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because they had walked into and not realized.
The meditation portion of a yoga class. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yes. Yes. Only Lauren O'Brien. Only Lauren O'Brien. Only Lauren O'Brien. He goes, oh, sorry. Oh, gosh. I couldn't even be apologetic. I was like. And I just could not. Of course. Because. Oh my gosh. You think that you're in there. You think that you're having a great time. And all you wanted to do really is just explore. That's all you wanted to do. And I couldn't find the steam room. Yeah, you're looking for the steam room. They're walking around. They're looking for the steam room. They walk into what appears to be a dark room. If there's music, hey, listen, there's always music. It's a spa. There's music all the time. Yes. It's outstanding. Yes, I can't see anything. But that's par for the course as well. We're in a portion of this thing that we can't see. I don't know. It's just bodies laying on the ground. Shavasana. What is that? Yeah.
What is shavasana? Whatever it is, it's got to do with yoga. Just ground yourself to the earth. Just reflect on your practice. Lion's face. Listen, I want you to know this. Shavasana. Moments before Woods. Moments before your friend. Your friend. Lauren O'Brien walked into that room. The following conversation was or had taken place. And that is no joke. I say this to you because that's a true story. Moments before, it was a steam room. Just a warm, warm, everyday steam room where people were enjoying a yoga thing. That was about 5.30 in the evening. Oh my God. Right now, right now, somewhere, someone is at work and they're in a cube with three other people going, Yeah, so I went to this freaking spa. Thought it was going to be great. Some broad walks in screaming about the steam room. Yeah. Almost asked my pants. Sally freaking talked me into that yoga class. I'm in there. I finally get relaxed. Yeah. Finally. I finally get relaxed. I'm drifting off. I hit the lights, though. Oh, my God. It is dark in here for a reason. It is so that you have no distractions. The busy city is miles away. See, I know there's always.
one person that is uncomfortable. I'm sorry. I'm just so stressed. It is okay. Because a lot of times people come here and they are stressed, but by the time you leave, you will be completely relaxed. My wife dragged me here and I didn't want to come, but I'm glad I did. I'm glad you did too. What is your name? My name's Steve. Steve, welcome. Thank you very much. It's good to be here. Welcome to yoga. Oh my God. What the hell is that? Steve, it is okay. Everyone here is relaxed. What you are hearing right now is a young person that does not know the facility. Please try to ignore, okay? We are sitting, some of us laying. Stay here. She is very lost, that girl. Excuse me. Is that what you can see? Don't turn on the lights. That is so brilliant. Don't do it, don't do it. That is so brilliant. He was afraid to go. We were going to go to the lodge and get some.
Dinner, and he was like, I'm going to be the guy to turn on the lights. Oh, yeah. They're like, oh, look over there. Look who it is. Nobody saw me. I was behind him. Oh, that's so coarse. Brilliant. Brilliant. That bit gets me real good every time. Every time. That's so L-O-B, too. And Matt. Oh, so funny. Oh, gosh. Oh, boy. Hello? Hey. Oh, God. Look who's here. It's EBW. It's Eskimo Blue Waters. If you've never heard Eskimo Blue... Yeah, set me up. Tell the people who I am. Let me set you up. EBW is... It's kind of the same. It's like three letters. Yes. I was EBW before she was LOB, so... That's true. She's a local musician. Is she? Finger quote on musician. She is a clown. Lives in her car. She lives in her car. I'm not a clown. Allegedly. I did try to be a clown once. She has her own website. It's EskimoBlueWaters. EskimoBlueWaters.com. What are you doing here? Well, I knew that you guys were a man down. Yeah, we are a man down. Mikey's a man down. Half man down. Yes, I have a man down. Yes, there is.
So I figured, you know, you guys can't pay like some outside person to come in. So I figured take an employee station. You're not an employee. Station employee. You're not an employee. You don't work here. And I'll come in and fill in. You made sex to the janitor. I didn't flash. No, I flashed him. I gave him a little sneak peek. A little taste. And, you know, he scratched my back, literally. And I scratched his. His name is Hector, right? And he's a janitor? I think it was Jose. It was Jose? Yeah, I don't know. One of Mikey's cousins, I think. Oh, wow. That's so racist. That's so racist. Was it? Why are you here, though? We're right in the middle of a broadcast. I didn't really grow up around a lot of Mexican people. I know. You grew up in La Jolla. Yeah. I didn't really have a lot of tact. What am I doing here? I want to do something, like rap. No. You're not going to rap. I was just kind of like, let's be kooky with each other. Oh, my God. Hey, what's going on in the news? Well, this is crazy. What are you doing? I'm trying to, like, do a bit. You're not doing bits. We got it all covered. We're good. Do you guys need me to do a song? No. Do you need me to do my ventriloquist? No. Do you need me to bring some of my avocado ice cream? No. We don't need anything Eskimo. We need me to, like, protest something. No. We don't need you here. You could flash us. Yeah, you could flash us. Well, what will I get? I'm not opposed to the idea. I'm just saying. Well, what would she get?
We'll let her host a break or something if she flashed. You will? Yeah. Well, that can be arranged. Can I get an air check of that to send to my agent? You're such a self-promoter. Well, my agent has really been... Did I mention I have an agent? No. What's his name? His name is Barry DeBanowitz. Barry DeBanowitz. Yes. And where is he located? He's in Hollywood. Hollywood. Florida. Hollywood. Yeah, but he's a good guy. He's a good guy. And he's trying to break some ground for me. So anything you guys want to do to help me out? Have Barry DeBanowitz. DeBanowitz. DeBanowitz. Call us. Call Mikey, actually. This is Mikey's show. He's out. He got his gallbladder taken out. Nice beaver. While Mike's out, shouldn't I? Because I know he's not really in on my music. Yeah, he's not a big fan of your music. No, he's not a fan at all. He's the one, right? Yeah, it's him. Yeah, he's the one. Oh, we would. You have Barry DeBanowitz call Mikey. Okay. And then maybe. Why are you muddling his name together like it's a fake name or something? Barry DeBanowitz. It's DeBanowitz. All right, Barry DeBanowitz. All right. Have him call Mikey. Should I take us out of the break here? Should I be like, up next? If you'd like to, actually. So, yeah. Oh, okay. Jay, give her a little music. Let's get out of here and let Eskimo Blue Waters take us out. Okay.
A quarter of you are creeps out there, and I'll tell you why. Or will I tell them why? No, you won't. A quarter of you are creeps out there, and Woods will tell you why. Stay tuned. Well done. Is that good? Yeah, it's great. It's great. Get out of here. Are we still on? No, we're not. Should I push the button? Nope. More of The Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9.
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Surf-wise today, we do have some swell out there. West-northwest, wind-groundswell combination is the dominant direction. Some secondary southwest joining in as well. Surf running in that kind of knee-a-way, chest-tides-to-own pluses on top of that. Standout spots seeing some larger sets on occasion. Tide fluctuation is moderate today. We do have a lower tide right at dawn, picking up to a moderate high, as mentioned, a little bit later in the morning, and then tapering off towards low tide at dark. So that will have an effect on size and shape right now. Looking at waves running in that waist and chest high zone. Larger sets, though, on occasion. Those beaches, semi-walled up, pick and choose corners. Improving some as the tide fills in. Reef break showing a little bit of life as well. Overcast skies, calm winds for the moment. For up-to-the-minute surf reports, forecasts, go to surfline.com. And for your surfboard repair restoration needs, go see Joe Robert down on Marina Boulevard. Tell them Bird sent you. The authentic surf report can be heard three times daily right here on FM 94.9. This has been the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. Grown-up stuff scares me. I hear words that really freak me out because I'm like, gosh, that sounds like a word my dad would use. Woods. I like to collect stuff. I collect sports stuff and all that, like memorabilia. Lauren. No way I'd rather freeze to death than be stuck on an elevator. You would? Yes. And Jay. I did have a big giant pickle barrel that I loved.
on FM 94.9. Isolated, that was hot. Isolated. Oh, man. Hey, it's the Mikey Show. Mikey's out today. This is Woodsy, and this is L-O-B. This is Jay. That is Emily in there. Give her a call. Say hello, 570-1949. The word of the day today is fabric. I have not said the word of the day yet. And, man, we are having fun today. It's Friday. Yeah. We were given a little bit of license by Mikey, and I think we've taken it and run with it a little bit. He was emailing us earlier in the day, but I haven't really heard. Ever since we played the parody. Weird, isn't it? Yeah. Which we will play again this break. Yes. L-O-B wrote a parody. L-O-B wrote a parody. Completely L-O-B. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It was your idea. You get full credit. Credit where credit is due. I kind of, I like, you guys are my muses.
Were we? Yeah. Oh, I don't write any parodies. He does. Jay does. Yeah, but I mean, like, the words that I wrote are things that you guys would say. That's true. That is true. That is true. Quickly, I wanted to talk to all the creeps out in the audience about this article that I read. One out of every four of you creeps out there has a naked picture of yourself on your phone. You giant sex perverts. L.O.B.? I mean, does it make you a sex pervert? Doesn't it, in fact... Let me see your phone just for a minute. No chance. My phone is password protected. Do you... All right. This is actually... This is a genuine question. This is a genuine question. Okay. Do you have naked pictures on your phone? Do you have naked pictures on your phone? I'll answer that question. No, I do not. No, I do not. All right. Then neither do I. I have friends that have naked pictures of others. What's a naked picture? Oh, it is a naked picture. It's a picture of somebody else nude. What does that mean?
It means they had girls that send them pictures. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I missed that whole window of the nudie stuff. Like, I didn't get, my wife and I have been married four years. We've been together for a long time. We didn't, you know, I didn't sell donger. Never? No. I've never sell donger. Never. She never sent me a picture of her cans. You're a liar. No. You have nudes on your phone. I do not. Yes, you do. No. She actually said, it just popped into my brain the other day, she goes, she goes, I'll never let you guys near my phone. If you guys ever have, I'm never going to let you guys near my phone. It's password protected. I'm going to hack that phone. No chance. Girls, if you send a picture to some guy, it's money that he's going to show other people. There is no question. Unless, I mean, even if it's a boyfriend? Well, here's the problem, too. With some of the phone, I know on the iPhone, you get a preview of it that pops up on your phone. Yes, on your phone. So. If you're going to do it, make sure beforehand, too, that he's not, say, with friends and family out to dinner celebrating somebody's recent graduation. My buddy was sitting on his couch, and he has friends there. And his friend's like, oh, man, let me show you the picture of my patio I just put in. He hands him the phone. He's looking at it. And the buddy gets up and walks away, and he's like, oh, scroll through a couple. He scrolled through, and he saw pictures of him, his wife, with no clothes on. Oh, boy. His wife with somebody else, like another girl. And he was like, oh.
It's the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life. And he quickly went back and was like, ah, yeah, nice patio, man. Nice patio. You should never. Someone showed me a video of their kids doing something. And then after that ended, it automatically went to the next video, which was a naked girl. Was it a guy that showed you this? In front of his kid. Was it an adult film on his phone? No, it was an amateur. Oh. You know, he's not married. He's a single dad. And I was like, check out this video of her. Luckily, she was too short at the level that we were at. And then it was, check out this video I made with a girl I met in PB. No, it just automatically went to it. Now, I didn't see it. The video didn't automatically play, but it went to the screenshot. And he goes, oh, my gosh. If you lost your phone. So if you lost your phone, Ella B. Yeah. And somebody was able. There's nerds out there. How many? How many? No, there's none. You're lying. She's lying. She's backtracking. Let's just say I should probably clean house. I'm speechless. I'm speechless right now. Are you kidding? No, I mean, yes. I mean, what do you mean? Am I kidding about the part that there's none? By the way, 12% of people.
Say they still have naked photos or videos of an ex in their phone. Got rid of all those. 12%. Yeah, well, I never got them. I missed the whole cell-donging nudie pic. It wasn't cell. We had Polaroid cameras back then. Oh, that's so sex-perverted. Stone tablets. We just carved them out. I might have taken some Polaroids. Yeah, Polaroid was the best. Couldn't wait to get one. You are listening to The Mikey Show. Mikey is out today. He had his gallbladder removed. We wish him well. He has given us some creative license. We are really exposing that creative license today. Oh, we did this thing. Jay, do you have more of those vocal tracks we did the other day? People really seem to enjoy these. I know I do. What it is, it's isolated audio of just the singer, like in bands, bands that you know and love. Who do you have? So I have one of David Lee Roth, but it's just him alone, and he actually sounds pretty good. Yeah. I live my life like there's no tomorrow. Identical Dave. And all I've got, I had to steal. At least I don't need to beg or borrow. Not bad. Not bad, no. Here's a queen, Freddie Mercury. Who's Freddie? Freddie Mercury. Wow.
Jump on that. Imagine him with his top hat. 100%. He's nude. Yeah, he's singing. He's nude. Or his pants or his ankles? He's on Broadway. Is he high kicker? Yeah. Wow. He was so talented, though. Freak of nature. What else you got? Alice in Chains. Oh, nice. Love Alice in Chains. So much anger. So cool. I love that so much. So I was told that the reason that these are available is they stripped down the Guitar Hero. And they took the vocals out and left everything else because it plays in the Guitar Hero version. So they took this piece out and they're like, hey, look at this, all this cool stuff. He took his piece out? He took it out and that's what happened. Here's one, Adele. Amazing. Wow. I just got chills. She doesn't need music. She gives me chills a little bit. Sold. Sold. She says ship.
I think it's S-Word. Oh. No, it wasn't. I think it's S-Word. It is not. I've heard it a hundred times. I've heard it. Do we dump? I did dump. Better to be safe. Safe than sorry. It sounded like a bad word. It was not. I can guarantee. Hopefully it was just an old, old wooden ship. And then the last one is Pearl Jam with Eddie Vedder. Nice. What you thought was your daddy. My eyes are swelled up with tears. Sitting on the toilet? Shut your mouth. It's identical words. Your real daddy was dying. Sorry I didn't see him. But I'm when we talk. I'm still alive. What a talent. Uh-oh. Easy there, date. Jeez Louise. Hey, man. Dave Matthews. Where's mine? You got any of me in there? I thought you moved out. Hey, where's that blonde from Fleetwood Mac? Oh, she's in the other room. Hold on. Over here. Hey, we're going to do a song real quick. Stevie Nicks. Sorry to invade your space. It's been a long time. Dave Matthews and Stevie Nicks in the studio. Man, this is a special occasion. I hope you like this one. Ready? This is for you, Mikey. I took my love and I took it down.
Go ahead. You go ahead, man. And I saw my direction in the soul-covered hills. Landslide brought me down. Mirror in my heart looking out. Yeah, the child's in my heart. A shell is calling in this hometown. Sing it, Dave. You know, I thought you'd remember the words to your own freaking song. It's been a while. That's enough of that. Yeah. Oh, come on. It's enough of that. Like I said, we're just having fun today. I love...
L.O.B. Stevie Nicks. Oh, my gosh. I got to hone it a little bit. Yeah, well, we all have to hone it. Yeah. Maybe if we're going to do a bit, we rehearse a bit. Maybe you do it one time beforehand. I miss Dave Matthews. Oh, man. I miss Dave Matthews, too. I do not. But speaking of funny songs, L.O.B. wrote this song for Mike. wrote it with your guys' input and inspiration. Well, it's a one in a million. And if you missed it earlier, we're going to play it again right now. This is called Mike's Always Hungry. So true. Oh, that's so true.
Mikey won't take a breath. His hunger is continuing. In one hand, he has a turkey leg and a butter ball in your hand. Told that Monday. Reaching for a bagel and chocolate pudding. Want a Danish and more beef jerky. And a pound of bacon. You must be joking. How's Mike always hungry? Mike's always hungry. Mike's always hungry. Mike's always hungry. Favorite part of the song. It's the greatest. Oh, gosh.
That makes me laugh. Oh, that was still in there. Oh, dude. Gosh, my head is pounding. Makes me so happy. Jay, how much time do we have left? We have five minutes. Do we have a best of clip? Or no, do we not? I have a six minute bit we can play. All right. Yeah, let's do it. What is it? It is, hold on. Good, I got to go number one, like right now. It is good, bad bands, or good bands, bad songs. All right, play it. Thank you, guys. Feast. Why is it not doing it? Play it. I'm trying to. Play it. Play it, Jay. Play it, Jay. That L-O-B says all this gold off the air. It's absurd. She just said to us off the air, she goes, you guys want to hear a true statement? And I go, yeah. She goes, my neck and back hurts because I was limboing solo in my apartment. Yes.
She was limboing by herself. Did you have a pole? No, it wasn't like I wasn't doing like the full on game. Like I wasn't trying to like, how low can you go? It was like a dance move. Excellent. Yeah. What were you wearing? I was wearing workout clothes. I was making my mouth water. I went to go to Target to get the Pussycat Dolls workout DVD. Oh, my God. Two Targets. Two targets because an M1 told me that they were on sale. Thank you, Soch. Sold out, by the way. Probably because of you. Probably. Probably because, I'm not kidding. Bunch of girls in San Diego getting ready for the big debut. We're going to be at downtown at the House of Blues. We're going to do a live broadcast from the House of Blues. And Lauren's going to do a Pussycat Dolls routine. With a hand-selected dance team.
That me, you, and Jay will hand select. There is no less. I'm not kidding. There's no less than 60 girls. No question. Yeah. I was getting so many messages that it was getting out of control. So I wrote a blog about it yesterday. So people would just sit tight and know that it's going to happen. We'll announce all the details. We just don't have them worked out yet. Yeah. And there are girls that were pouring out of the woodwork that want to dance the Pussycat Dolls. With L.O.B. I couldn't keep up with the requests from girls to join and the requests from choreographers that wanted to teach us. It's going to be amazing. It's going to be amazing. We just sit down, go through it, and then we'll make an announcement about where it's going to be and all that stuff. Yeah, we've got details we've got to hammer out. You rocked my life. Well, we know for sure it's going to be at the House of Blues. Yeah, but we've got to figure out where the auditions are going to be, when they're going to be, who's going to choreograph besides you and I, Mike. But I was going to try to get a jump start on getting ready for it. everything by doing this workout dvd and they sold out but i had i already had it in my head that i wanted to dance so you went home and uh you you put on some workout clothes yeah and then you went out into your living room yeah move the furniture out of the way moved the furniture out of the way and then tunes and then tunes obviously what what well i used the
Honest. I did. I will. I put in Usher on Pandora. And I had Usher. I had Rihanna. Friday night. Yeah. It's a jam. Yep. And I was limboing as a dance move. I was like going like this, trying to, you know, stay moving. And you injured yourself. I hurt my neck and my back. How did you do that? Because I don't know. You were bouncing too hard? Get old, kid. Get old, kid. You got to stretch first. Yeah, my back, I definitely went too low than I've, you know, been used to. My other limbos have been higher. I go, I go, I go, I'm learning so much about L.O.C. Unbelievable. I go, first of all, this was all off the air. I go, first of all, she's a sexual pervert. And Woods, before I even was done saying it, Woods goes, no question. No question. Deviant. Deviant. I go fetishist. No. German. No. It turns out. Norwegian. Norwegian. As it turns out, there's plenty of ladies out there that have the same thoughts that I do. She flies to Norway. Yeah. She flies to Norway. They won't let her in Norway. Right. She's not allowed in. She's on a banned list from Norway. Germany and Japan. Which you know. You know. You're creepy. You've seen it. I know. I know. Needless to say, I'm sore today.
Because you are limboing by yourself. By myself. Shocking. It's part of my dance move. I thought it was a really good dance move. Can't wait to see this Pussycat Dolls dance. That's why. No, it wasn't like that. I wasn't jiggling. What's just it? The shoulder shimmy laying down on his back. Shoulder shimmy. It's like Carmen Miranda. I didn't do it like that. Oh, I love it. I got down really low, and then I also kept whipping my head back up. I was trying to be like a pussycat doll, and I think I maybe did too many whips. Oh, my gosh. She's something else. It was a good workout, though. You talk about a reality show. I laughed out loud reading her say, Yesterday, I watched the movie Contagion, and I think it ruined my life. No question. L.O.B. is one of the most, like, worrisome. She can get worrisome and wired and worked up. Anxiety attack kind of thing. And the movie Contagion is about this really, really virulent virus that gets out into the public, and it's just going global and just, I mean, killing people.
And it's very realistic. And it's, I actually, when I saw it, I actually thought, hope LLB doesn't see this because it would scare the crap out of her. The cinematography wise, they made a point to like zero in on every single place that a person touched. Yes. And kind of like linger on it. And I thought about all the germs out there. Yeah. You need a SARS mask after watching that movie. I really actually thought about wearing one. You considered wearing a mask? Yeah. And gloves. I did too. For going on the plane or going, you know, out of the country. Wow. She's something else. She is. That it? That it. All right. Good. That led to a lot of fun for us, L.O.B.s. We did it last Friday. Yeah, we told you before we played it that it was great fans, bad songs, but we were mistaken. We were. I'm a liar. So we'll try to remedy that later. But when we come back, L.O.B. has got seven drinks that real men do not order. It's the Mikey Show on a Friday.
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I'm Stacy Cohen, FM 94.9. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I don't want to cry. I don't want movies that make me cry. Lauren. If you don't use it, you lose it. Woods. I like to grease the major D's from time to time. And Jay. Yeah, I'm not going to play games with him. Just point blank ask him, then I'm going to break his leg. On FM 94.9. Oh, Sam's Mikey. He's out today. You got me, Woodsie. You got L.O.B. and Jay rolling with you. And that little phone screener in there. I say little. She's young. I should say young. I mean, she's not little. Is that offensive to call somebody little? Ask her. Are you offended? It's not as bad as short. That's true. That's true. She's very cute and very sweet, too. She's so kind. She always comes in and goes, you guys need anything? And we're like, no, we're good to go. Thank you very much. You're a great help. So.
What are we going to do here? Oh, LOB, tell me what's going on in the news. Okay, I got something for you. It's called the Penn State Legislation. It's being introduced. San Diego State Legislator is introducing a bill that would require athletic coaches at colleges and universities. to report incidents of child abuse. This is, of course, coming after the whole scandal at Penn State with Jerry Sandusky and everybody that was involved, including two administrators who are now facing charges for failing to reveal the acts of abuse. What this will do if it gets passed is it'll make it a felony to not report this stuff, and you can get up to five years in jail and a $25,000 fine. I don't know that I could support... a piece of legislation more than I support that. That is phenomenal. How stupid is it that we have to have a piece of legislation? I know. I know. You should just know that. Yeah, you should know to help somebody. People's moral compass failed us, so now we've got to put it into law. Well, you know, I think it's, you know, the fabric of America is built on people helping people. So that's definitely something that... It's the fabric of our lives. It is the fabric of our lives.
Much like Cotton. More than Cotton. More than Cotton, yes. People helping people. If you didn't hear, Tiger Woods has been knocked out of the Accenture Match Play Championship. Nick Watney beat him yesterday. Tiger missed a five-foot birdie putt on the final hole Thursday. Fell to Nick Watney, so that's a bummer for Tiger. He is kind of always in striking distance, though, again. We're talking about him again, so he's honing his game. Tiger Woods, I think, will be back at some point. Maybe once he starts making sex to multiple women a day. That might be his ticket. There was no better in the world. He's single. This is true. Listen, if I was the best in the world at something, and if I was doing something that probably I shouldn't be doing, but it was making me the best in the world at it. I'd probably still do it. Yeah, I mean, it's not illegal. No. Excuse me while I whip this out. It's immoral. It was immoral when he was married. When he was married, he was immoral. Now it's just kind of, it's not real. It depends on what your morals are. Right. Well, LLB, you have for us and all of the gentlemen out there. This is a good tip, guys, if you're listening, because.
You want to know how not to look like a P word when you're ordering a cocktail. So, Ella B., what are the seven drinks men should not order? Seven drinks men, real men, don't order. And I passionately agree with some of these. And you guys let me know if you've ever ordered them, if you currently order them, and I will fillet you. Okay. All right. A Cosmopolitan, especially if you refer to it as a Cosmo. I have tried one. I've sipped off of somebody else's, but I've never ordered one. Never. Good. Never ordered. You guys are real men. I made several thousand of them when I worked at the Mashed Potato Club in Chicago. Oh, that gay bar that you worked at. The gay bar. Gay friendly bar. Gay bar. Do you remember when you worked at that gay bar, the Mashed Potato Club? Yes, I do. Did people usually refer to it as like a Cosmo or a Cosmopolitan? Cosmo. Okay. I have a legitimate question for you. Okay. A legitimate question. When you worked at the Mashed Potato Club. Yes. And gay men would ask. you for a Cosmo. Did you then cite your favorite quotes from Sex and the City? No, but I did enjoy Sex and the City. That's my case. I have a legitimate question for you too. Was the wood on the order? Could you just order the wood? I'll just have the wood. Give me the wood. What in the F are you talking about?
Were you on the menu? I was not on the menu. I had a girlfriend. I was dating one of the waitresses there who was smoking hot, by the way. Waitresses. Didn't you say you got huge tips? I did, and I would bat some eyelashes here and there. I have a legitimate question for you. When you say your girlfriend, do you mean a ladyboy that was from Thailand and that you were trying to give a green card to? Oh, my God. Is that what you mean? No. It's not what I mean. What is that you said? Gerber daisies are pretty. Ah, I agree, but that's just a random thing to say when we're in the middle of something. All right. Cosmo. Cosmo. Cosmopolitan. Don't do it, guys. An appletini. Or actually, anything that ends in eenie. Come on! Teenie for that matter. If you have a teeny, you mean you're a weenie. This is a different bartending place. I bartended a college bar in South Bend, Indiana. There was a guy. Do you guys know what Midori is? Yes. If you don't in the audience, it's green. Melon liqueur. I know. And this dude came up, and he goes, hi. And he was a straight guy. He was young, though. We let anybody in at this bar. You can get any if you were 16. Oh, yeah. He goes, can I get a Midori Sour? And I looked at him. I'll never figure it out. I go, who's it for? And he goes, it's for me. I go, then no. You cannot. Oh, my God. You cannot. He goes, why? I go, it's neon yellow, dude. You can't be walking on the neon yellow and mellow yellow.
liqueur drink. You did him a solid. I did. I think you did. You can, some guys can pull off an actual martini, like a, you know, a martini with olives. Like James Bond. Yeah. But I mean, I think just in general, you probably shouldn't be a guy holding a martini glass. Maybe just order a beer. It's very dainty. You got to be really careful. I used to wait tables and even just delivering it, it was like, oh, oh, careful, you know, so just, yeah. All right. Pretty much any fruit flavored malt beverage. This is seven drinks real men don't order, by the way, if you're just tuning in. And this includes something like a Smirnoff Ice, a Mike's Hard Lemonade, a Bacardi. Yeah, it's in fact so much that there was a... What was it called? Icing? You got ice. Yeah, you got ice. You would make one of your buddies, you hide a Smirnoff ice or put it somewhere. Worst game ever. And if they look at it, they have to drink it. It means they got ice. You cannot, if I have a Smirnoff ice, the heartburn that I experienced from, I've had them before. So you've had. I tried it at a bar. They were giving away free ones. I go, yeah, I'll try one. Well, I was hammered. I got heartburn too. And you get heart, immediate heartburn. It's a lot of sugar. And you have to chug it too when you get ice. Yeah, exactly. I chugged like six one time. Did you? Yeah. Everybody's after me. There's like some.
Poor SOB that doesn't know about the phenomenon icing, and he's just at a bar by himself trying to pick people up drinking a Smirnoff Ice, and everyone's laughing at him. Nice beaver. Okay. Number four on the list of seven drinks real men don't order, Sex on the Beach. I know it's funny to say it. You think it's cute? I have made sex on the beach at my house before because it tastes good. I won't order it in a bar. You've made sex on the beach at your beach house? No, I've made the drink sex at the beach before. It tastes good. It's peach schnapps and orange juice. You can do it. Is it a shot? No, you can do it as a shot. It's something that like... It's very fruity. It's something that you order at a wedding if you're like a girl. You either order like a Sex on the Beach or a White Zinfandel because you're like new to the drinking world. Maybe your parents are giving you a pass. You're 20 years old. You're like, oh, Sex on the Beach. Sex on the Beach. Because you know like two drinks. Littery nipple. Same thing, right? Yeah, slippery nipple too. All right. Speaking of body parts for names, a fuzzy navel.
Essentially the same thing as Sex on the Beach without the grenadine. I think the Sex on the Beach has grenadine in it. Yeah, I think you're right. So Fuzzy Navel, again, you might think it's cute to say Fuzzy Navel. It's not. Number two on the seven drinks real men don't order, a Malibu and Diet Coke. What? Hold on. What? Hold on. What? I'm menstruating. Jay. What are the announcements? Look me in the eye right now. You know you like some Malibu rum. No. Okay. Yeah, it's free. No, Malibu and Coke, you mean. Yeah, Malibu and Coke. Okay, this says if you're going to do it, you should at least mix it with regular soda. Real Coke, and that's, I don't do diet soda. Yeah, so when you do it, like the Malibu part on its own is like. Hey, Malibu and Coke. is one of the most delicious. Now, it's like 10% alcohol. Yeah. But if you want a good tasting drink, Malibu and Coke's a good drink. We will drink orange juice and Captain.
In the morning? Like when you wake up? You're an alcoholic. Well, no. You're like partying. You're in a big house full of people. Orange Juice and Captain? Oh, it's amazing. Anything's good with Captain. It's amazing. You can mix Pennzoil with Captain Morgan and it's good. That was my drink of choice in college and I just really can't have it. Can't do it. I have looked up. I've been watching a Notre Dame football game before because I love Notre Dame football and I've looked up and gone, oh. That whole bottle's gone. Yeah. Because it goes like that. Yeah. And it just tastes so good. It goes down real easy. Next thing you know, you're doing captains, just nudes. Yeah, nudes captains. You try to get a little captain in you. I know. Just being the guy from the gym. It says if you do need to get, like, if you legitimately are on a diet or something, at least have your girlfriend order it for you so you don't look like a total pansy. Getting Diet Cokes with your liqueur. And then the number one thing, I think this is kind of lame because I can't think of anything. It says anything. you can't pronounce. I can't think of anything that, like, what's so fancy? Maybe the Midori thing, if someone's like the Midori Sour. Yeah, there's really not, you know, that's, if you're a man, listen, get a beer, get a mixed drink, you know, get a vodka tonic, vodka soda. Mixed drink with nothing too fruity or gray. Nothing too fruity in it. If it's going to make it a color, it either needs to be brown or clear. See, now. Don't really get.
I like vodka soda with a little splash of cranberry. Oh, gosh. I don't know. I don't know. My drink is a salty dog. It's got a little bit of grapefruit juice. That's okay. I thought that was a... Greyhound. Greyhound. Well, it's called a greyhound unless you put a salty rim at the top, and it's a salty dog. Ah. So there you go. Okay, the orange juice is the exception. Nothing in the pink category. Right. No reds, no pinks. I can talk about cocktails all day. Weird. It was fun bartending. At that mashed potato club, the gay bar that you worked at when you were in Chicago. Those are the glory days. Yes, it was gay, friendly, and a lot of beautiful women came in there. Yes, friendly gays came in there. Friendly gay men, friendly gay women, and straight men and straight women. Jay, we have a best of clip. What is it? This time it's really going to be bad bands. No. Good bands, bad songs. It's the opposite of what I say. It's the Maggie Show. A good band with a bad song. Oh, yeah. Woods, give me a good band with a bad song. Piece of cake. Fleetwood Mac, one of my favorite bands. The song is called Tough. I agree with you. It's so dorky. It's so dorky. It's so dorky. Oh, my God. Marching band. Yeah. LLB's doing the marching band bit. Give me another one, Woods. Tom Petty.
Don't come around here no more. I love Petty. I agree with you on that one, too. It's the worst. It's a good music video. Bad song. Don't come around here no more. Give it up. I agree. Give me American Girl. Give me all your good stuff. Give me Refugee. The worst part of that song, I think, is when the women go, stop. Yeah. Yes. It's so bad. Give it up. Stop. Stop eating peyote and writing music. You know how he was on peyote? God. Stop eating hashish brownies. Coming up with songs. And that was a hit. I remember the video, but I was like, the song. L.O.B., good band, bad song. Aerosmith, Love in an Elevator. Stupid. It's stupid. Good video. That's so sticky. So sticky. Give me another one, L.O.B.
Elton John, Crocodile Rock. It whips my butt. 150%. Oh, my God. That may be the dorkiest. That is the dorkiest song. Imagine yourself. How do you dance to this? How are you sock hop? And how are you in your car? Imagine pulling up next to somebody and they're just blasting Crocodile Rock. Is that Crocodile Rock? That's Crocodile Rock. Imagine Elton getting that song in the mail and going, what the hell is Bernie Taupin doing with this? That's just the lyrics. Crocodile Rock. Bernie, it's Elton. What the F are you thinking of this song? This is Crocodile Rock. I was thinking you could dress as a giant crocodile at your live show. So stupid. I was thinking about people in their cars.
Stupidest. That is by far the stupidest Elton John song ever. It's so bad. Jay? I think Blondie, Rapture. Oh. Yeah, Blondie's take on reggae. Oh, my God. A rap. A rap. Early rap. It was her take on rap. Because I like Blondie. Yeah, the rest of Blondie's great. You know what this song sounds like, honestly? It sounds like she said no 500 times. Yeah. What, what, what? Nicole. She likes it. She likes this. She likes it. I think the first part of this song is fine until she goes into the rap because the first part is kind of real Blondie and then all of a sudden she gets this part and she's like walking around. Dude, you know what this song sounds like? It sounds like Blondie said no 400 times and her producer said, I don't care. I'm putting a gun, like held a pistol to her head and said, You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing this. And this is what happened. This was the end result. What's your other one? I know you guys.
Love this song, but it is horribly done. Kiss Beth. Dude, Beth is badass. You're a monster. You're a monster. It's Peter Criss. He didn't sing a lot. There you go. He shouldn't have. This is a gem. It's a gem. Oh, dude, it's like opening up a clam and you found a pearl. A pearl. An oyster. An oyster. You open an oyster and there's a beautiful pearl. Oh, it's awesome. Oh, Lauren. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. It's beautiful. Oh, man. What can I do? It feels so empty. It's a live orchestra on stage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. With Kiss. And Peter Criss sitting on a stool in his cat makeup singing the song. And that is a true statement. On a stool. Great band. Jeans. No, he's in his full Kiss gear. Black leather pants. Black leather pants, shirtless, with his cat makeup on. All right. So mine would be, here are mine.
I got, first one is a band that you really love, Hall & Oates. Oh, yeah. But I cannot stand freaking Man Eater. Really? Dorky. I love Man Eater. It's iconic, but it is dorky. These guys are both dorks. Oh, they're big dorks. Every song they sing. No way. They're dorks. No way. They're not dorks. They're not dorks. Dude, anytime they're like coming in out of the shadows and looking at you. Hall & Oates. That's the 80s. Hollow notes are great. They're genius. Yeah. Awkward dance moves. Great blazers. Yes. Great mustache. Great mustache. Well, pervert mustache. Great porn, pervert mustache. Great permanence. I defy someone to disagree with this next one. Great artist, terrible song. I defy you to disagree with this one. Billy Joel. What? What could he possibly do wrong? I know it. I know it. This is the stupidest Billy Joel song ever. This is the one where he is the mechanic in the garage and they're doing that funny dance. Now, was he married to Christy Brinkley before? That's where they met, right? That's how they met. Yeah, because she was in the video. She was the hottest thing going at the time. She fell in love with him. They fell in love and they got married. Couldn't have been based on this song. It's so stupid. Oh, God. Right here. Kill me now. Oh, it's awful. It's awful.
M1, let's see. M1 Jason from RB, are you there? I am there. You disagree with Woods, right? I do disagree with Woods. You like it. It's not because of the stupid USC marching band. It has nothing to do with it. It's not it. That song sucks. I didn't even think of that. Woods, is it because it's USC? If it was the Notre Dame marching band, would you have liked it? It could be Elvis Presley leading the marching band. I'd be out on it. It's a terrible song. Listen to it. Those are the guys that brought you dreams. Yes. And never going back again. This is a get up out of your seat and move. This is, hey, I've done too much cocaine and I'm going to do... A big elaborate production with the USC marching band. I could care less. If I saw them live, I'd be dancing. L.O.B. is up dancing right now. Oh, my. Did you just see that? I was checking out her butt. Could you see it? L.O.B. has a rip in her jeans today, which she made clear. Which she made clear. Look at the blush. Look at the blush. Look at the blushing. The vein came out. The vein came out. The vein came out. I thought you couldn't see it. L.O.B. ripped the back of her jeans today, and she was up dancing. Oh, no.
And Jay was craning his neck. And he was looking at you. Oh, gosh. Like he was Tom Hanks. Like he was Tom Hanks. He'd been on an island on Castaway for years. And he just saw a pork chop. Yeah, a Dr. Pepper. A pork chop and a Dr. Pepper dancing. I thought you couldn't see it. I couldn't see enough. It was the grodiest face. The look? I wish I'd seen it. Oh, man, I'm glad I did. Lauren, he raped you with his eyes. The death eye ripper. Oh, man. You want to make $14 the hard way? Oh, man. M1, Ian, I could not disagree with you more. And watch Jake. Oh, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Identical. Ian. Go ahead. Ian, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Go ahead.
Kings of Leon, Sex on Fire. Oh, that song's brilliant. That is a great song. It's a great song. Are you kidding me? That guitar riff, the whole thing is so good. The angst in his voice. He's got such angst. Stupid lyrics. Stupid lyrics. Stupid lyrics. It's about sex. It's about sex. I'm surprised you don't like it. How is it possible that he doesn't like a song? I know, because it's so creepy. Help me change this flat tire. This song is sexy. Yeah, it is sexy. If someone texts us on fire, I'd be like, you know it is. Yeah. Are you going to extinguish it? No, man. This song is so cool. Are you going to extinguish this fire or not? Right? Can you imagine drunk L.O.B. just being like, hey, it's time for fire. Turn it out. Yeah. Oh, Ian, you don't like that? That's good. It's worse. Worst song ever. Oh, my. How dare. King Clowns. I take it back. Rapture's fine. This song's out. This made... Oh, boy. Hi, we're back. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. You already played this. I asked you. Gosh, darn it, Jay. I asked you. You're identical Mikey. Hey, we got to take a break. We're running a little bit late, but by popular demand, everyone is fiending for... What's popular?
I hate you so much. Why don't you just play the right song and leave me alone? Everyone wants to hear L.O.B.'s parody again. Mike's always hungry. So, yeah, we're going to do it again. For sure. This is The Mikey Show, FM 94.9. What's going on? Insert first name here. It's Hillary with your FM 94.9 concert calendar. Wait, no, it's not. Tonight? You're going to find the Soft Pack playing at the Casbah. Also, Nervous Records along with Midnight Rivals and Grand Tarantula are playing Anthology on Saturday night. Looking down the road into March. Yes, March is only a few days away at this point. Flogging Molly are coming to the House of Blues on the 6th. Silent Comedy along with Dead Feather Moon and the Howls are playing the Belly Up on the 8th. The 9th, Lag Wagon comes to the House of Blues. English Beat playing two shows in San Diego at the Belly Up on the 16th and 17th. Further on in the month, get your tickets to these while you can.
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Oh, better turn it on. Yeah. Free love. This is Paul Rudd and Jennifer Aniston. I suggest that we try it. What did you tell her? Uh, no. I said no. I mean, we didn't finish the conversation, but I was about, and I will, and I did say no. It's just biology. Homosabians weren't meant to be monogamous creatures. I don't know. It just, that just all sounds to me like an excuse for everybody just to get into bed together. If you want to pick a fight with your body's sexual chi. It's just going to drive it inwards. Identical J. And that invites disease and death. Man, I'm not a fan of death. Paul Rudd, Jennifer Aniston. It looks good. Her voice does not match her look. She sounds like she's about 75 now. She seems so old. Yes, Paul Rudd. Cigarettes. Yeah, cigarettes will get you. Don't you point at me. I enjoy one occasionally. Okay. Tyler Perry's good deeds. One bedroom here. Another bedroom here. You need me to clean it? Yeah. All right, that'll leave. That's enough of that, Jay. Oh, gosh. It's kind of moody. Yeah, I don't know how to say this girl's name, but she's really foxy. Her name is Amanda Seyfried. Seyfried. I don't know how to say it. She's in Mamma Mia. I know that. And Amanda Seyfried is in a new movie called Gone. Actually, reading the description sounds pretty good. Ms. Conway, what makes you think your sister's been abducted?
This guy came back for me. He broke into my house, took my sister because I wasn't there. Why would he come back for you? I'm the only one that got away because I know his secret. Could be a renter. And then this movie, yeah, that's definitely an on-demander for the weekend. This movie looks really good. It's Act of Valor. It's an elite team of Navy SEALs embark on a covert mission to recover a kidnapped CIA agent. Hoorah! This thing is way bigger than we thought it was. It's going to hit us at home. All the way in. This is over. You live your life by a code. It's your shoreline. It's what guides you home. All the way in. You can't wait. Trust me. You're always trying to get home. I love the music. A Snow Patrol in the background. That's from the new Snow Patrol record. It's really good. Also, the Academy Awards are this weekend, you guys. 4 p.m. on ABC. On Sunday? Yeah, on Sunday.
It's going to be awesome. Academy Awards is the same thing as Oscars. Yes. Okay. Correct. Yeah. There's a ton of good movies that are nominated. You know, Moneyball. Yeah, that's good. Moneyball. It's a good movie. I'll give it to you. I was resistant, but it was a good movie. It won't win Best Picture, but in my opinion, I think it should. War Horse, The Artist, The Descendants, The Tree of Life, Midnight in Paris, The Help. I bet that stupid artist is going to win. There's no question. It was good. Jay, you cannot criticize a movie that you have not seen. It's a silent movie. Hey, it got me. I was ready to hate it as well. Kim, at one point, she goes, did you want me to turn it off? And I was like, no, leave it on. Did you have to fight through it? I did not. I did not. Didn't you? It tells a story. I don't need words to tell me a story. You're such a hippie. Look at you. Do we have to break again? I don't need words to tell you. I don't need words. Yeah, we can break. All right, we're going to break. When we come back, we are going to do Mike's Always Hungry, the parody again that LB wrote. And the quick, quick recap of my proposal story. Oh, that's right. I heard from a lot of people that they didn't get to hear because I told it at 730 on Tuesday. It's a doozy. So I'm just going to give a quick little recap. You guarantee you've never heard anything like it. It is a doozy. We will be right back.
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But anyway, so we had our House of Blues performance on Friday where I did a burlesque dance. Matt was grinning ear to ear the whole time, and I thought it was just because he was happy with the way that I looked and the way that it went. You looked very foxy. Thank you. Yes, you did. He had some ulterior motives for why he was grinning because he had a little secret. We went back to his house and I was exhausted, but he convinced me to go for a walk on the beach in the La Jolla area. Now, we often do this, but I was like, oh, come on. So I'm stalling. I'm like on Facebook. I'm doing all this stupid stuff at the house. He's trying to get me to go, but he's not pushing too hard. So we go for a walk on the beach. We're talking about, you know, anything random under the sun. I start taking some hipstamatic prints. Of course you did. Of what? My boots. My boots. Yes, my boots in the sand. A pair of sunglasses that were sitting there on a rock. And he's like...
Come on, babe, really? With the pictures? I know, I know. I just want to walk. I just want to walk. I just want to walk. And we get to a point where we're going to go around the bend. We're, you know, kind of where the rocks start to jut out. And he's like, oh, let's keep going. I'm like, oh, no, the tide's high. He's like, but I really got to pee. So I said, can't you just wait? We only walked for like 15 minutes. No, no, I really got to go. Let's just go past that rock because there's a little shelter there. No, I'm not. I can't. It's too dangerous. It's too high. Let's just turn around. Just pee here. So he's like, okay, it's just me here. So he starts to pee behind a rock, and I'm standing guard watching for him. While my back is turned, and I'm kind of in my own little world, making sure that nobody comes. Weird. Yeah, weird. He turns around, or I turn around. I don't really remember what happened. And my boyfriend, Matt Commerce, is hopping out of his clothes, getting naked. Oh, yes. On a public beach. At 3.30 in the afternoon. And I screamed so loud. What are you doing? And in fact, my voice is still hoarse, I think, from that scream. Then he, in one fell swoop, one fell naked swoop, got down on one knee. Nude. Nude. At 3.30 in the afternoon, broad daylight, public beach. Dong dangling.
It was the most bizarre, confusing, exciting moment of my life. But yeah, he got down on one knee and he said, Lauren O'Brien, I kneel before you as naked as the day I was born. I ask you to... be with me until the day that I die. I think something like that. That's beautiful. And he remained naked on one knee until I could compose myself. I was not crying at this point. I was laughing. I was still laughing because I could not believe that he did that. He's nude. He got nude. It was the naked proposal. By the way, there were people on the pier in La Jolla that he... you know, probably gave a little show. Sex pervert. He did not get up and get his clothes on and get off one knee until I told him that I would. And then I was like, yes, no, put some clothes on. What if he just said no? What if he just said no? I know. He's just nude, literally and figuratively. Yeah. And I've talked to like a couple people that are in the business, like the jeweler and everything. He's like thousands of stories I've heard. Never heard. No, never. It's such an original proposal. And it melted my wife's heart. She was just like.
I know. I got mixed reactions. A lot of people just kept saying, what? Yeah. What? And needed it repeated. And then they would laugh. Some of them, a lot of them were confused. His mom thought it was really romantic. She said it was like really vulnerable and a very romantic. It is. And, you know, my wife, Jamie, said that is absolutely perfect for them. And, you know, it's. It's cool because when I look, yes, it is. And when I look at, I mean, OK, I got the way I got engaged is I was was not dating my wife and I was intoxicated. Yeah. Is that not me? That is you. That's I woke up one day and go, I think I asked her to marry me last night. And you know what? I'm gonna. Yeah. And I want to. Kim and I just were in a jewelry store, and we were like, hey, that's the one we want right there. Yeah, and that's it. And Jay said, take care of business. Let's not wait. Let's do it. So it was very apropos and sweet, and I loved it, and it's hilarious. And I have not kept the story from any relative or anything like that. I'm like, yeah, he was naked, and I loved it. Oh, I love it so much. It's such a fascinating story. Well, by popular demand, you know, Jay, I love you like an old, creepy brother. I get it.
I think we have a new champion. Oh, there's no doubt. As far as the parodies are concerned. I'm sorry. Well, this one almost wrote itself. I know you say that, Jay, a lot. Jay writes brilliant parodies. I've written one since we started it, and it was a giant turd. No, it wasn't. And we've only heard it once, and we never heard it again. This one, well, Mikey's not going to play this one, I bet, but I hope he does. This may be the last time you hear it. So turn your speakers up. Tell everyone in the office to shut up. Yeah. Tell everyone you know to listen to. This is Mike's Gone Hungry. Or Mike's Always Hungry. Mike's Always Hungry. Identical Mikey. Mikey likes being filled. Loves the food that's Mexican. True. Loading up on the sour cream. He stuffs his belly over fair. Fair. Pounding on the table, he wants some cookies. Eating vats of mayonnaise, he keeps on burping. Drinking bolts of gravy, and now he's choking. Mike's always hungry.
I cut my hungry off. Yeah, you did. Mikey won't take a breath. His hunger is continuing. It doesn't go better. Yeah. And he has a turkey leg and a butter ball in the other hand. Teaching for a boiling chocolate pudding. He wants a danish and more beef jerky And a pound of bacon you must be joking How's Mike always hungry? Mike's always hungry Mike's always hungry Mike's always hungry
Every time that part gets CJ. Lest you think that we ran out of material. We didn't run out of material. We were throwing stuff away. We just got to play it again. When it's that good, you have to play it again. We got a lot of... Calls and emails requesting it again. Absolutely. Does anybody have anything going on this weekend, L.O.B.? Oh, yes. I will be at Winston's in Ocean Beach tonight, starting at 6 o'clock to 9 o'clock for a comedy show for my boys. Happy birthday to Jesse Egan and Bob Hansen. It's their kind of birthday show, and there's going to be a ton of comedians on the bill, including myself. I've never seen Bob before, but I've seen Jesse Egan. That is a funny, funny dude. Those two are two of my favorite comedians in a period. That'll be a good gig. Yeah, and they're both just hilarious and likable, and it's going to be really fun. It's awesome. Jay Bird, got anything going this weekend? I am going up to Big Bear for the 94.9 snow trip. Oh, lucky. Darn it, look at you. I was going to go on that trip, but I have a...
What is it? What do you have going on? Yeah, what do you got? I can't hear you. I have a celebrity softball game tomorrow. Sorry? I have a celebrity softball game. Right in the mic, my friend. It's a celebrity softball game. It's at the Jackie Robinson family. Oh, boy. It's at the Jackie Robinson Family YMCA, which is 151 YMCA Way, San Diego, California. And it's a local celebrity softball tournament benefiting Gompers Prep. So, look, it's a fun cause playing on Team Josh D'Amigo, local musician. It's going to be a good time. I think our first game is 11-15. So come out and see your boys. And boom goes the dynamite. That's right. In all seriousness, it sounds like fun. It's a good cause. I have a wedding to go to, but I would go otherwise because it's probably going to be a good day. I'm going to bring my A game, too. I haven't played softball in a while. But also, the Banging Burgers Bruins have a big game on Sunday. Okay, okay, okay. It's my adult little league. Semi-professional baseball league. It's at Montgomery High. It's at 1-30. We are 2-0.
So we are going to go to three. And yeah, I'll be playing. My wife's like, great with the freaking baseball and softball. So I'm going to think she's your number one fan. That is true. I know you're going to have a lot out there just clamoring for autographs and pictures. I highly doubt it. I'm going to take her to dinner tonight to make up for that. But hey, thank you guys for tuning in this week. We've had a great, great time doing the hybrid show for you. Tune in Monday, man. I think Mike will be back. Hopefully he's feeling better. 5.30 a.m. We will be coming at you live. Thanks so much. 94 minutes of commercial-free music coming at me. That's right. Thanks so much. The Mikey Show is out.