The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 02/25/10

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4:22It is an entire community all amongst itself. So you belong to something exclusive if you are an M1. You can check out our website. You can check out MikeyShow.com to get our blogs. You can even follow us on Twitter. All you do is MikeyShow and then add our name after it. So check out MikeyShow.com. You can check out M1Site.com. And you can check out... Our website as a radio station, fm949sd.com. That's all the websites. Let's get people lined up on the phone. Let's talk to you. The big thing out there right now, let me do a quick introduction, everybody. The big thing out there right now is Lauren's sneeze. Besides that. Gesundheit. That's right. Here's what the big story is that we're going to be talking about in about 30 seconds. And that is the killer whale story in Orlando. Crazy. Huge. So we'll be talking about that here in just a second. Stand by. I'm Mikey, the host of the show. I am 39 years of age and live up in North County. Our boy Steve Woods is 34. He's from Texas. He's lived in Chicago. Vegas. Vegas. Connecticut. Connecticut. Indiana. A lot of places, man. That's right.

5:46Lauren is our assistant producer. She is also a stand-up comic. She's 29 years old. And she lives up in North County as well. And went to school at a very small college called? Oh, it wasn't that small, but it was called James Madison University. I thought there was 12 people that went to James Madison University. No, there's about 16,000 undergrads. Pretty big. Our girl Sienna is 24 years old, getting married in two days. Yay! That's right. My last day on the air as Sienna Richards. That's right. Wow, that's right. Wow. Because she's off tomorrow. That's right. That's right, she is. I realized that when I was writing my blog last night. I bet. I was like, whoa, that's weird. Did you go to college? San Diego State, right? I went. Yeah, yeah. Doesn't mean I finished. You enrolled? No, I went for like about three years to San Diego State. You did? Yeah, it wasn't for me. Really? Yeah. Our boy Jay is 46 years of age. And Jay is, we're going to be without Jay tomorrow too, right? Yep. Jay is going to take care of some family business, right? I've got his pre-planned vacation. This is not family stuff this time. It's the vacation stuff? Yeah, something I'd already prepaid for before the show. I was like, hmm, got to do it. Have fun missing my wedding. Oh, that's right. I forgot. He's not going. I'm bummed out. I am bummed.

7:11Kim was bummed. My wife just did blew her mind. She's like, no. Women love going to weddings. Yeah, they do. 570-1949-949mikey at gmail.com. So what happened, Sienna, in Orlando with this killer whale? This is so crazy. There's a 40-year-old trainer who is one of the park's most experienced. Now, this is SeaWorld in Orlando, not to be confused with San Diego. And this woman was. It was during the noon show. She was standing on a platform right by the pool, you know, rubbing down the 12,000 pound whale. Right. When the whale went under the water, started swimming really fast, audience members said. Now, this is in front of an audience. This is during a show. Right. The whale started swimming really fast, then jumped up, grabbed the trainer. from the platform, pulled her under the water, started thrashing her around, and she died. Now, we're not sure. No one's sure if she died from drowning or she died from the thrashing. But like they said, she's one of the most experienced trainers they have there. There's 29 trainers that work with the killer whales, and only 12 of them are allowed to work with this one whale. His name was Tilikum or is Tilikum. Did they say why?

8:22Yeah, because there were two other incidents with this whale where he misbehaved. And he's huge. He's one of the biggest killer whales. Oh, my. You know how they put a dog down after a dog bites somebody? Yeah. I guess they don't do the same to a killer whale. They don't know what they're going to do to it yet. It may be going to another facility is what they're saying. Maybe put it back in the ocean. That's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking. Free Willie. Free Willie. For sure. That's so sad. It is sad. It's an eyewitness. by the window just talking about the whale, and people were asking questions, how much does he weigh, things like that. And then the whale went on his, like, floated upside down, and the trainer downstairs said, oh, yeah, he's, you know, they're giving him a belly rub. He really likes that. And I could tell it was Talikam, because you could tell by the huge, huge fins. And the trainer downstairs then called out to the trainer upstairs, okay, so-and-so, we're ready. And then Talikam just took off like a bat out of you-know-where, just sort of...

9:23just took off really fast, and then he came back around to the glass, jumped up, and grabbed the trainer by the waist, and started shaking her violently, and her shoe, last thing we saw was her shoe floating, and then sirens immediately started. Sirens? Well, yeah. They must be prepared. Yeah, if there's a, that's like... Code red, you know, something crazy is going down. So I guess other employees started running in with nets and all kinds of darts and everything. And the audience had to get chewed out and the park was closed. Oh, my. That's not heartbreaking, man. Other people that kind of stand around the glass area started telling us that we needed to get out, get out. The signs were going off. People were running out. Like, I've never seen so many SeaWorld employees come out of the woodwork. People in suits, people in dress clothes. And they were just yelling at us that we needed to get out. Hey, again, just so you know, if you're just tuning in right now, this is not SeaWorld San Diego. This is SeaWorld Orlando. Although Sienna says SeaWorld San Diego is going to do some change. Yeah, they're suspending the Shamu show here because of it.

10:28I mean, I don't think that anything's wrong with shampoo necessarily, but I think it's just, you know, this is a crazy thing that happened. Like, no one wants to see a killer whale right now because it's scary. Yeah. They need to take all the right precautions. Well, it's a wild animal. Yeah. Thank you. It should be out in the wild not doing tricks for us. And they're so good at the tricks, though. Not to take away from, I mean, this is a tragedy, but I just... SeaWorld does so much good, though. I mean, they're always going and doing rescues for animals and all kinds of good stuff. Yeah, I am of the same mind of it's really cool and everything. I do think it's really cool, but it's kind of the same philosophy of what happened with Siegfried and Roy, man. They're dealing with it. And when you talk to them, they go, hey, listen, you know. This animal was great for however many years, never did anything wrong, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, man, but it's still a wild animal. It's a tiger is a tiger or a lion is a lion. You know what I mean? And that's inherently in its DNA. It's meant to rip your head off. There's a reason why they're not living in people's homes. Exactly. That is correct. Exactly. And so they're going to do stuff. What's the old line? The tiger doesn't change his stripes. I mean, it's it's dude, it's inevitable. That's it.

11:45So anyway, man, dude, and Woodsy, you brought up an interesting point. Like, if a dog attacks people, they put it down. Put it down. That day. So, obviously, this killer whale will not be working with anybody anymore. But what do they do? I say put it back in the wild, too. Yeah. I don't know if you can. Is it... now used to having its belly rubbed every day. And being fed. And being fed. Would it be able to take care of itself? That's a great point. Well, I remember reading after, I don't remember what the name of the orca was that was in Free Willy. Yeah. But after they tried to put that whale back into the wild. Wouldn't it be Willy? Wasn't it Willy? No, that was just, that was his like actor name. His pseudo name. Oh, I remember. Oh, I know his name. So what you're saying is that his name on the birth certificate was Frank. No, I'm sure somebody will call it right in. It was like Osuna or something like that. That whale, once it was put back in the wild, didn't know how to take care of itself. It would come back to the pier and do tricks for people. Oh, no. Really? Yeah. That's so sad. Yeah. You can't just, all right, that's it. Release the hounds and put the whale back in the wild. You can't. I don't think you should be putting it down. I don't know. Is it endangered, maybe? Probably. I don't know. You know what I would do?

12:58I would put it in a separate tank and take care of it for the rest of its life and say, hey, listen, we took this responsibility on and we can't put it back in the wild because it will die. But we also don't want to kill it. And so we got to take the responsibility, I guess. What do you mean take care of it? Obviously, you don't do belly rubs and things like that. You throw them their fish and you fail. You feed it. Yeah, you feed it. You feed it. You change the water. It's so sad. I don't know. I think I would leave it up to the experts, but we're not experts. No? Oh, we're not? Oh, okay. Oh, my gosh. I thought we could make these choices. I was going to put in a call today. SeaWorld is the coolest place, too. I just hate sea and stuff like that. I've never been either. Me neither. That's pretty cool. You guys should check it out. And it's like, you know, you could go and do a lot of things in just a few hours. It's not really overwhelming. It doesn't sound so cool today. Yeah. You're not going to sell me on it after the events of yesterday. Well, there's other stuff, though. They have this one thing there called the Pet Stadium. And at first, I was like... The Pet Stadium. It's a sea world. I want to see, you know, animals, wildlife. And they have dogs and cats and pigs and stuff at the stadium. And it's the best show I've ever seen in my life. Every time I have to go to the Pet Stadium. You know I'd be on board with that. You would love it. Now check this out. You can call us if you've got any input on it, if you've been there, if you've, you know, seen these shows, what you think about it, what you think about the whole, what should they do with it? Should they put it down? Should they release it? 570-194-90. You can text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. This story.

14:24is so trippy and creepy and bizarre. Stop, because it's creeping me out. Have you guys heard about the new airport scanners that are being planned? I do not like them. Oh, dude. Now, Sienna, explain what these things are going to do. Okay, well, we know that Obama had his stimulus plan or has it. So $25 million from the stimulus plan is being... put towards 150 full body scanners that will be going to airports. Now, the first one that's going to be installed is next week in Boston. The week after that, there's going to be one in Chicago. And these full body scanners, basically you walk through and there's people working at the airport, sitting in a totally private room. No one can see them away from the scanning process. And they can basically see every single thing that's in your pocket. And like, if you have, you know. I mean, anything, a pen, a penny, anything in your pocket that normally they wouldn't be able to see. They can see it. They can see it. But maybe they can see a little bit more than just the stuff in your pocket. Is that for real, Mikey? That is for real. That was what I was going to ask. I wonder if they're hiring. I mean, I just had a little spare time in the afternoon. Wow. I mean, I knew it was coming. You beat me to it. Hey, guess what?

15:44That'd be fine until, you know, you get the one where you're like, okay, maybe I don't want to see that one. It's got to be a privacy invasion. Right? You can see, like, the outline of private areas. Oh, yeah. In detail. Look at that. I'm not comfortable with that. Like, fat rolls. You can see everything. You can see much more intimate than that. Well, let me ask you this. I mean, how long do you think it will take? Until they get a hold of like celebrity scan, you know. Oh, dude, that's a great point. Don't say that. Oh, really? Of course it wouldn't. You know why? Because everyone is such good people. Here's Jennifer Aniston's airport scan. Exactly. I don't want to see that. I would. I know. Well, I mean, it's. That'll work. You can see everything. Well, wait, guys. This is just as good as the Jennifer Aniston scan. This one that I'm showing you now, right? Is that a man or a woman? Hard to tell, but I know by the rolls, maybe you can count the rings and tell how old they are. Listen. I'm on board with it if it saves lives, but I mean. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Really? No. No, no. It saves lives? There's another way to save lives. How's that?

17:05A better x-ray system that doesn't take pictures of my genitals. I'd rather be patted down. Right? I mean, seriously. Stop, because it's creeping me out. Me too. Well, Obama called for all of these full-body scanners after the Nigerian man. Remember on Christmas, he attempted to blow up a plane? Yeah, yeah. It was a big story. Now, that was kind of the tipping point, and Obama's like, yeah, this is going into effect. I like it. I like it. You want people being able to see your piece? I would rather have that. Kid's proud of his piece. This kid ain't proud. I ain't proud of none of what's going on here, man. It's like going to the doctor, you know? He's just doing his job. I'm not like, hey, is he getting his willies off doing this? No. Still, though, man, I mean, that just seems wrong. Wouldn't you rather have them see your privates than die? You know what is really interesting about the fact that you just said that is that this is like genuinely a time where you're like...

18:07Genuinely, I'm sitting here going, okay. Like it's fake. Like I'm making it up. I'm like, okay, would you rather get kicked in the nads or go through a full body scan at the airport where people can see everything on you? I'd be like, I'll take the kick in the nads. Here's the thing though. Sorry, I have to point this out really quick is they don't know who you are. They don't have any names and they can't see your face. They just see the outline of your body. They're in another room. They're in another room. They're not at the security checkpoint. They're in a private room somewhere else. So they can't see that it's you. But they can see you all right. So in other words, they're like a doctor who goes, oh, I see it every day. Except they're not doctors. They're TSA employees. Yeah, but it's not like something you could get turned on by. It isn't about them getting turned on. That's not what it's about. It's about my privacy, and I don't want them seeing my...

19:00stuff. We wear clothes for a reason. Yes. It's not like it's James Gunn back there from Silence of the Lambs. You know, that's really, that seems like it would make a great lamp. Oh, jeez. You're about a 30, about 30, 34, 35. Oh. But they've got kids going through too, you know. I'm on board, man. Again, we, we, you and I, Mikey, worked together during 9-11. And we worked that day. We were at work. Mikey was on air. I was in sales. I lost 60K in business that day. And, dude, I never want that to happen again. Woodsy's for it. Lauren? I'm against it. And just real quick, is this for everyone or, like, random? Everybody. Everyone, yeah. Oh, it's for everybody, right? Sienna? I think I'm for it. Jay? 100% for it. Wow. Mikey? We are. Oh, I'm against it. You too. I think there's a different way. A lot of people will be against it. Yes. And, like, I see your point 100%. Absolutely. But I'm just like, I would rather feel safer because now I get really worried when I fly after 9-11. By the way, you know, if you haven't seen it, you can just go on to Google and type in full body scanners and there's a bunch of images. And, you know, one of the things that, the other thing about it is, is it, this is one of those 50-50 deals where I'm 50-50.

20:2550% of me says I'm crazy. The other 50 says, oh, there's something to be said about it. And that is some people think that it's kind of weird to get an x-ray. Yeah. Yeah. You know, and that you could be doing damage to your boys. Sure. If you're just getting an x-ray. And that's elective. And that's elective. And this thing is like, I'm looking at it and I'm like, yeah, it's not an x-ray in that you can't see your bones or anything. But you can see through your clothes and whatever technology makes it so that you can see through clothes. Is that like and I know I'm using the word safe with finger quotes because there's a lot of things that we consider safe. I mean, listen, my wife and I are now going to Henry's to buy our apples because we want to make sure that they were grown organically. OK, so if we're doing that. We're totally cool with something that sees through our clothes. I don't know. Am I being weird or is it? It does seem like x-ray vision, you know, like that should be illegal. Like, you know, that's private. That and the safety. What about the safety part of it? Lauren, you're Miss Green Health. Doesn't that kind of creep you out? I actually, I hadn't really thought about that, but it's an excellent point. It's like people go through extreme measures to make sure that they avoid these.

21:41Toxins. And, like, invasive procedures or, like, vaccines. I mean, even Jay and his family. So, what, you can't fly to Boston if you're afraid of this technology? Like, are you going to have to feel like you have to work out next time you go through Boston to make sure you look good? Right. I don't know. Now, there are five of us on the show. Myself, Woods, Lauren, Sienna, and Jay. And everybody except for Lauren and I are for it. Right? You're against it, right, Lauren? I'm against it. Yeah, me too. And so my question to the other green person on the show, the other health nut. Jay. In fact, probably the biggest health nut on the show is Jay. Jay, what do you think about that part of it? Had you thought about the health aspect of it? You know, I would take a risk for the safety of everybody on the plane. I mean, I am a super healthy guy, but I go get x-rays. I get my mouth x-rayed when I do my teeth. It's just a part of...

22:38You know, it's the choices you make to stay healthy. Yeah. Well. I'm sure more and more details will start coming out because obviously people are going to have an issue with it. M1 Cody? Yeah. What's up? Hey, I was at the Denver airport last week and like some of the security lines to go through have a 360 degree like x-ray machine that goes around a circle around you. That's rad. No way. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. That's great. I don't even like the one that blows air because if I forget and I'm wearing a skirt, it's like. What's that one? I think it's to make sure that you don't have, like, anthrax or something on you. They blow. It's like, I've never did that. They have it in San Diego. They have it here? I think. Can you describe what it is exactly? You go through, it's like this plastic, these plastic doors close, and all of a sudden they're like, it just blows air on you. Really? Yeah. I have not seen that ever. I mean, I used to travel a lot more, but I'm pretty sure it was in San Diego. Lauren's like, wait a minute.

23:39I dreamt that. I actually dreamt that. It's happened multiple times, and one time I was wearing a skirt, and it was like, hello. I know that there's something like that, but I don't remember it at an airport. Well, thanks for the call, Cody. Hey, man, thank you. Great job. I'm glad you're on 94.9, man. Thank you, man. I appreciate it. Me too. M1 Racer. Hey, good morning, Mike. It's M1 Racer. What's up? Hey, I have a quick question. Um, are these the same scanners that are maybe at the border when you're crossing back from, like, let's say, Otire through San Isidro? They make you sign a waiver and you kind of go through, you know, a car scanner, you know, but you drive through it, almost like in between it. I don't even know what that is either. You're not walking across, you're driving through? You're driving through and they make you sign a waiver and they say, because I've been through it a couple times, obviously. And they say, oh, have you gone through this before? And you say, yes. And then they kind of skip the whole spiel. But the whole spiel is, you know, you could run through this. They say, like, you know, a million times, and it'll be a certain percentage of an X-ray. They kind of explain it to you, which one time I was like, well, what if you don't want to have a scan? Yeah, you're stuck on the other side of the border. You don't want to. If you don't want yourself to be scanned, then.

24:59one of them gets in your vehicle and they kind of drive the car for you. They kind of want to check the car. But see, my question is, if they're making you sign a waiver, you know, like how much can they see or exactly how much of a, I don't want to call it an x-ray, but how much of a scan are they kind of going through? You know what I mean? Kind of like the same thing with Mikey was showing, like what is it that they can see? Yeah, is it posing a risk or is it a privacy thing? Right. Well, see, that's the thing. Like, I mean, if you're signing a waiver for it, then it's probably pretty serious. And usually this is coming from a place that, You kind of have no law when you go through there. You're in no man's landing. They tell you whatever they want. You know what I mean? Yeah, no, I get it, man. I don't know. It could be the same scanner. It could not be. Hey, dude, thanks for the call. I appreciate it. Never even heard of those. LT had his press conference to say goodbye yesterday. And you want to know what he had to say as he's out the door? What's he's going to tell us all about it? In sports coming up next in... You guys seen the pretty blonde that's been milling out in the hallways? Who that is? She keeps staring in here. It looks like she keeps staring at Woodsy. I've seen her. You have seen her? Oh, that intern. Little angel. Little angel? Yeah. I thought you were talking about me. Well, who knows, Lauren? You know, maybe we were. More on that in a minute. More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9.

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35:20No, he just told me probably because it's not a bestseller. I guess it's poison. You don't know why it's been recalled? No. You do not? Make one right. Are you? Wow. Woodsy says make one right. He's taken one right now. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What if there's like antifreeze in the icing and you guys are just dipping in? Look at him. Done. Done. He's going to drop dead in like 30 seconds. Ew, don't put it on my stuff. Woodsy, how was it? Delicious. Nice finish? Delicious. Throw me one. Throw me one. Sienna taking one. Lauren's standing 10 feet back as if it's kryptonite. Now that you said it. What? Does it taste weird? It kind of tastes a little funk to me. Feeling a little queasy? Feeling a little queasy, are we? Put it on my stuff. Don't put it on my stuff. She feels that even having it on the paper, her paper will contaminate her. It's going to leak antifreeze onto my paper. Delicious. Jay, you willing to do it? Jay says he's busy.

36:22Leave me alone. Hey, Santa's going for it right now. It's delicious. I'll eat the whole thing. All right, here I go. Here I go. Lauren has her arms crossed. Isn't going to have anything to do with it. No way. I'm going to wait until after you eat it to say this. You know? No. Okay, here we go. I was going to think they mix roach legs in with it or something. A vat of roaches fell in the lemon chalet mix. Oh, my gosh. Ew. As I'm chewing it, I'm noticing it is quite tart. It's subtle. But it's a subtle tartness. You guys are overthinking it. It's got kind of a... Antifreeze taste. Do you taste cinnamon? Jay's going for it. Jay's running in. Lauren, everybody's doing it. I don't care. Everybody's doing it, dude. Everybody's doing it. Everybody's doing it. If you don't take one, you're not cool at all. I will stay uncool. It's so good. I like it, Lauren. It's the best cookie. I was a test.

37:29Yeah, Lauren was dancing to us. I was trying to find information, and I can't. All right, we'll keep looking. Did you spell chalet right? Probably not. You probably spelled it S-H-A-L-E-Y. No, I did C-H-A-L-E-T. There you go. That's it? Perfect. I can spell things right sometimes. I know, hon. I've gained like 10 pounds since I started the show. Have you seen this little guy? Oh, Woodsy just pulled his T-shirt up to expose. Turns out he's four months pregnant. Turns out he's just entering his second trimester. I didn't know guys could have babies. I'm kind of over the morning sickness thing, but I'm eating for two, so you got to do it. He's like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Junior. That's right. Yeah. There's a weird craving for salty stuff. It's weird. Yesterday, pull the curtain back a little bit, show you a little bit about what happens behind the scenes. Yesterday,

38:28Woodsy lets me know that he hates his sports open. So, like, it's a traditional sports song. The kid's not a traditional guy. Yeah. He hates the... He goes like this. Power down. He goes like this. He goes, every time I hear that thing start, I go... Yeah. So that we're thinking like, oh, well, you know, you have to have another bed. Like we need to have some sort of music playing. So I go, dude, I go, what will make you happy? And we're sitting there and we're trying to, you know, ideas are being thrown around and nothing is being said. And I'm like, what will make you happy? What will make you happy? Nothing, nothing, nothing. Finally, Woodsy, what will make you happy? Sienna suggested it. Did you say it? I said it. You did, Sienna? I was like, Woods, what about Eye of the Tiger? And the excitement in his eyes. Boy, we took that to a whole nother level, didn't we? Well, you jump back and you're like, I got it. Oh, what it should do. So he told us what he wanted and we're going to try it. He's jumping up and down. It's already getting him fired up. You all right? Woods. Woods, Woods, Woods. Woods, Woods, Woods. Woods on sports. Oh, Woods on sports? Yes. Woods on sports.

39:57Woods, Woods, Woods. Woods on sports. And John. That's it. John. What? Phil. I screwed it completely up. Mikey. Can we try it again? Can we do it again? Let's do it again. We never practiced. We need to practice. That's right. That was the first test run. Mikey was bobbing his head. Yeah. So aggressive to the wrong word. To the wrong part. We are going to produce this. We are going to produce this. This is going to be every day. Every day. It's going to sound a lot better than this. One more time. I can't stop laughing. One more time. How do you like a bald Mexican guy aggressively getting it wrong? How do you like that? You're so intense. Woods on sports. No, just Woods on Woods. Woods, Woods, Woods, Woods. And then you said Spider. I thought I was all right, Spider. Two sets of just Woods, and then the third one is Woods on Sports. All right, here we go. I'm so nervous. So you look at me. Yeah, you're a shadow boss. Stand up. Woods! Woods, Woods, Woods! Woods, Woods, Woods! Woods on Sports! And Woods! Woods, Woods, Woods! Woods, Woods, Woods! Woods on Sports!

41:26We were all standing here, putting our arms in the air, waiting for it, and then we missed it. All right, so we actually are going to do some sports today, Mike. Let's hear it. The Olympic medal count. The U.S. has 28 total medals. They go for the gold tonight in women's ice hockey, and I definitely am not tuning in. Yeah, I don't know that anybody really... is going to tune in for the... And before anybody gets angry, before anybody gets angry, let's just see what the ratings turn out to be on women's ice hockey. I'm sorry. They are going for the gold. So, very sad news again yesterday. LT is no longer a Charger. And it all came to fruition in his press conference. Mike, cut one. Cut two, I'm sorry. It was definitely sad to leave, but I'm excited as well for the future. And so, fans, I thank you. I thank the community for allowing us to be a part of it. Something special. That's cool. Hey, Woodsy, I got a question for you. Fire away. Is it cool if I get rid of the Thomas Dolby survivor music? This music? This is the karaoke version. Yeah, is this Falco? Like, what is that? Falco. Yeah. That's hideous. That's hideous. Let it roll. Kenny G.

42:53Dude, I'd rather eat a box of those Girl Scout lemon cookies. They're good. This should be recalled. I like it. Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot. Sounds like somebody's playing the flute. Is that Neil Diamond? It's Neil Diamond playing his flute, bro. It could be. All right, you derailed me. Sorry. Back on sports. LT, like we said, he's really bummed about... you know, what's gone down. Yeah. But he gets it. He's a businessman. He understands the business. Cut three. It's funny because I was all prepared. I said I wasn't going to do this. You know, throughout the years, you know, I guess, you know, I knew the time would come. You know, it does for all of us. And so I understood what the way the business worked. It's still, it's not sunken in? It hasn't been. It hasn't sunken in. It hasn't sunken in yet. It'll look weird next year. It'll look weird next year with somebody else in the backfield. I thought he was going to cry. He was. I put my head down because if I hear someone cry, I cry. You do? Oh, yeah. Is that true? Every time. Like sometimes when you see people yawn, most people will yawn. You're like that way with crying? I don't know. It makes me cry. Really? Yeah. Okay. That's kind of cool. Moving on. Yeah. To my favorite baseball player. Can you guess who he is?

44:23Derek Jeter. Absolutely. There's no question. He's got five rings for the Yankees. He's the captain. He's my all-time favorite. His contract is up at the end of this year. Can you imagine? It's the same situation. Can you imagine him playing anywhere else but New York? No. No. Where else would he go? The Red Sox. There's no way he'd go to the Red Sox. Why wouldn't he? Because he's Derek Jeter. Right. I know what you were going to say. You were going to say Derek bleeping. Derek bleeping Jeter. You want to know what? He ain't going to the Red Sox. If you would have talked to somebody from Boston and you would have said to them a few years back, if you would have said, yeah, you ever think Johnny Damon would ever go turn coat and go to the Yankees? Does Johnny Damon have five rings and was he the captain? Does somebody want to offer Derek Jeter $900 gajillion to play baseball in Boston? Anyway, and you will hear by his audio in Cut 4. DJ talking about it. You know, I've said that from day one. This is the only organization I've ever wanted to play for. That's right. And that's still true today. You know, I was a Yankee fan growing up. This is where I want to be. I've never envisioned myself playing anywhere else. That's right. And hopefully I don't have to. Yeah. Can I give you my BS meter? Zero percent. Here's my BS meter. It's easy to say that when you play for the Yankees and they're going to give you the biggest deal out there anyway. Right.

45:50Al, it's also because he grew up a Yankee fan. They got pictures of that kid in third grade and, you know, writing letters to the Yankees. He's always been a Yankee. He's going to die a Yankee. That does make a difference. It's just interesting that I wonder if he would feel the same way if he grew up in Kansas City. I'll always be a royal. I want to be a royal. I'm going to be loyal as a royal. I mean, dude plays for the biggest organization in the world, bro. You just get. All right. Okay, so next, the Adrian Gonzalez, San Diego Padre first baseman, Adrian Gonzalez. The trade watch is really on for him, and it's unfortunate because the guy, he's a beast. Petco Park is notoriously a pitcher's ballpark, meaning it's harder for hitters to play there because it's so spacious. Lauren and I walked around it. It's huge. It's huge out there. Last year, he had 277 with 40 homers and 99 RBIs in that park. That place. Adrian says, if they want to keep me around, they'll find a way to keep me around. There haven't been any talks about anything other than just go out and play, which I told them I'm going to do.

46:56But most think they can't afford to sign him to a long-term deal. He's owed about $10 million over the next two years. Yeah, that would be great so that Colorado can go and get him and whoop us with him about a billion times a season because they get a little ballpark. You know who wants him? Don't say. Boston. Really? Boston wants him bad, and it's going to kill me. So, you know, Jeff Morad, Jed Hoyer, make it right, dude. Just keep this guy here. He's the face of your franchise. I agree. Also, U.S. men's hockey beat the Swiss. Two to nothing. And they take on Finland in the semis on Friday. And Team Canada back in kind of full force. They beat the Russians. Good hockey team. Seven to three. And they'll take on Slovakia. So we're on a crash course for the gold medal game, U.S. and Canada. It'll be pretty sweet. That's sweet. And that is Woods on sports. M1 Lisa, are you there? Oh, hey, I'm here. So you have, you know why the deal, you know what the deal is with the Limoncelle cookies, right? The Girl Scout cookies. Yeah, the Girl Scout cookies. What do we got? It just says that some of the oils are breaking down, which could result in an off taste and a bad smell. Let me test the smell. I'm going to test the smell. That's what, I found an article. Jay just ran it in here, and that's what it says, too.

48:12Don't smell bad to me. Can I smell it? I have a very keen sense of smell. It smells like lemon. Customers were complaining of an off taste and a smell. And they're saying it's not a recall. They're just choosing not to bring it back, basically. Okay, can I just state that Lauren just smelled that cookie as if she worked for Ralph Lauren's... you know, like consumer department. It was very professional. Yeah. I mean, it wasn't like just smelling it. She took it. I walked in it. Yeah. It was as if she had just taken like a bunch of coffee beans first to cleanse her nose palate. And then after cleansing her nose palate, took the Girl Scout cookie. It was as if she was swishing it around in her nose. Can I tell you something, Mikey? Please. When my boyfriend Matt comes home from work, I go to give him a hug. Yeah. I can tell what he ate that day by smelling him. Wow. Mm-hmm. Really? Mm-hmm. Like you can go that, oh, so number three from Subway, huh? Yeah. I can be like you.

49:14You had salami today. Are you sure it's not like onions and garlic? Because I think anyone can smell that. No, it's like, I'll be like, oh, Doritos. And he'll be like, I had that at one o'clock. A bloodhound. He calls me a bloodhound. That's awesome. That's like a gift. I know. Maybe they could use your nose at the airport. Yeah, they could. I know. Can you tell Lauren if he has hugged a girl? Yeah. The other day, he's like, stop sniffing. Because I was sniffing around his collar and I was like, whose perfume? And then... Because my mom. But guess what? I found the source of it. What was it? It wasn't a woman's perfume. It was his armpit deodorant. Really? Did he switch the secret? I know. Like me? You've been hanging out with Woods? What's going on here? Did he switch the secret? No. Why did his... Was he wearing a different deodorant? He changed it up, like, I guess a week before I noticed it. But, yeah. As a guy, I could never change deodorants. He went to straight barley. Yes. Under his armpits. Yeah, you finally got him. Yeah, you got him. Just barley and wheat grains. Hey, by the way.

50:26Natural oils. A friend of the show is Mal Hall, who is a very, very talented and funny comedian. And I want to let people know that Mal's going to be at the Gaslamp Comedy Show at the Bitter End tomorrow night. Or actually tonight. It's tonight. And it is the best stand-up comedy show in town. It starts at 7.30 tonight. And tickets are $10. They go on sale at the door at 6.30. And if you're an M1 and you got any questions... that you're welcome to go to Mal's Facebook, which it's M-A-L, is how you spell Mal. And his last name is Hall. And you can look him up on Facebook. Or you can email him directly at his website, malhall.com, which is crazy that that website was actually available when he went to look for it. Because you would have thought that all the other Mal Halls across the country would have... snatched that website up, but they haven't. Anyway, you can go there. He's great, man. I think Mal's going to be a star. Very, very funny comedian. Oddly, he's mistaken for Tiger Woods quite frequently. Every day. I've seen Mal throughout the circuit a few times. He's hilarious. He is. He's really good. I don't know if it's weird to ask the girl that we've seen out there in the hall. She's standing around.

51:47Let's get her in here. I just want to ask her. Really? That's kind of creepy, no? I don't think so. Here she is. Beautiful girl. Stunning. Young, beautiful girl. How are you? What's your name? You can talk on the microphone. Hold on. There you go. What's got it for you? Hi, guys. What's your name? My name's Susanna. Susanna. Hi. Yeah, hi. Susanna, are you new working in the building? Um, somewhat. I'm an accounting intern. Is that right? Yeah. I think I've been here a little longer than you guys, though. Yeah. Yeah, you're killing it, by the way. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. That's awesome. Very nice of you to say. Absolutely. Diana, you're getting married so soon. I know. It's crazy. So crazy. Yeah, she's getting married on Saturday, which is going to be great. You are, as an, you know what I think is really cool is just as an intern, how professionally she dresses beautiful and got... Stunning. Yeah. Thank you, guys. What is that you're holding in your hand? Uh, it's... It's kind of embarrassing, actually. It's a retainer. It's a retainer. What? Yeah. Now, let me... Now, wait a minute. Susanna. Susanna, how old are you? I'm 27. 27. Yeah. And, Susanna, can you tell us why it is that you're holding it in your hand and you don't have it in?

53:01Well, I had braces, Mikey, for about a year and a half. I know it's kind of late in the game, but just decided to get it done. And I don't know. My orthodontist is telling me I have to wear this retainer. You are supposed to wear it. Yeah, your teeth will move around and then you'll get a snaggle tooth like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I got at the bottom. You definitely don't want to not wear that thing. I can tell you because I had braces, didn't wear my retainer. My teeth are crooked now. Oh, really? So it's actually a good idea to wear. You're not right. You should wear it. Yeah. I don't know. I feel childish. Really? Yeah. I don't know. Do you guys do it? I don't think it's weird at all. Do you still have your retainer, Mike? I don't, and I wish I did because I would have had straight teeth if I would have kept the thing in. I backed over mine. I was playing basketball in my backyard with my buddies, and I took it out and left it behind my tire of my car. I backed over it. Never told my parents. Billy Stark. Woods, you're so funny. Thank you. Yeah. Wow, that was... Woods is not that funny. I'm pretty funny. Really? I think it's hilarious. Have you noticed, have you guys, had you guys met before today? No. You're just meeting today? Nope. Never seen her, never, you know, never talked to her. Susanna, don't trip about the thing. No. No, you can wear it. Should I put it in? I don't have a problem with you putting it. You guys have a problem with it? Not at all. I don't think there's anything weird about it at all. Is that going to get weirded out? Not going to get weirded out at all. It's just a retainer. It's just a retainer. Go ahead. Let's see. This isn't awkward.

54:31Um... I... Let me see. Smile. Let me see. Yeah. Does it look okay? I think it looks fine. I think it looks good. It looks completely fine. Your teeth look good. Thank you so much. You're welcome. I think that's... Although it does change things. It does definitely change, you know, the inflection. Just inflection. Just the inflection. Oh, you think so? It's just... I don't know. I feel so silly. You shouldn't feel silly. I think that it's an important thing to getting the teeth to straighten and everything. I don't think you should feel silly about it. It's something you have to do. It's something that you have to do. Yeah, you guys are probably right. You know what? I think, too, a lot of people would probably say that it really changed things a lot. I don't... What is that? I'm sorry. It's okay. It's a spit. It collects spirits. Do you remember those days? It just collects a little bit of... Where does it happen? Is it on the top of the thing? Like the corners and the back? Back by your molars? I didn't understand the last word you said. Can you take the thing out and tell me the last word you said? Oh, yeah, sorry. Oh, I was just saying, I was saying back by your molars. Yeah. It kind of collects back there. It does, big time. Yeah. Well, I'm really, I think it's a great thing that you were aware of it. Thank you, guys. Yeah. It was so cool to meet you all. It was good to meet you. You're welcome. Anytime. Thanks. Absolutely. Congratulations.

55:58Thank you. Thank you. Absolutely. You can put it back in. You can put it back in. Don't we? Because you should be wearing it. Yeah, you should. Don't let your teeth move. Okay. I think I'm going to just keep it in for the rest of the day. That's fine. That's fine. I guess I'll see you guys tomorrow. Thank you, Susanna. See you. Good to see you. Have a good one. Good at the end. Slightly. Strange at the end part. Who was that chick? She's smoking hot. Lauren had to step out of the room for a second. You just missed Susanna. I guess she works here. Smoking. Pretty foxy. Yeah, very foxy. Very foxy. You know, Andrew Young is a guy that's written a book about John Edwards. You know, John Edwards, a guy, a politician. He was going to be running for president and ended up having an affair. Anyway, this guy's written a book about him. I actually don't like this stuff, but it's happening. The book's out there. It's actually being talked about a lot. And so we're going to tell you all about it. And we're also going to be playing the pre-liwed game with Sienna. My boy just sent me a text. He's here. Yes. And he's my future brother-in-law, too. There you go. Yeah, it's good. So, yeah, Todd is Sienna's fiance. We're going to play the pre-liwed game. It's coming up. You're listening to The Mikey Show on FM 94.9. There's more to life than a Volvo. That's not a statement any other car company has the confidence to make.

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1:03:53This report brought to you by Advil Cold and Sinus. Did you know that sinus pressure from colds is often nasal swelling due to inflammation? It's not just mucus. Get the right medicine for the real problem. Advil Cold and Sinus. Ask for it at the pharmacy counter. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. KBCT San Diego, the Lincoln Financial Media Station. New home of the Mikey Show. This is FM 94.9. Day 19, my brother. Is that how many shows? 19 shows. Day 19. Yeah. It's the Mikey Show. You can call us, 570-1949. You can also text us, 949mikey, at gmail.com. There's someone named Andrew Young who has written a book. Now, these kinds of books, I think, are stupid. Just go out and say it. What do you really think? Yeah, I think they're stupid. Now, here's the deal. John Edwards is involved in a scandal where he cheated on his wife, and he got this woman pregnant, and, you know, there's all these, you know, it's real gross.

1:05:48And it's gnarly what he did. It's really awful and gnarly and whatever. So this dude, Andrew Young, is writing a book about it. And he went on Oprah. And he was talking all about the book. And, you know, he's doing his thing. He's doing what you do when you write a book and you're trying to sell it. Here he is talking about, in this clip, he's talking about how John Edwards, what John Edwards had the capacity to do. I mean, watch it. It's just spooky. You know that every word that's coming out of his mouth is a lie, but he makes you believe it. He had a capacity to make not just us, but political pundits, people all across the world, believe in him. The thing that I think is really weird about the story is Andrew Young, and I'm not sure who Andrew is, okay? But what I do know is that Andrew is going to make a ton of dough.

1:06:48from this story and uh my guess is is that john edward's wife who by the way was uh had cancer when john was cheating on her which of course for all of us in our hearts it makes it worse but the thing that i think is really gnarly about it is you're like well andrew so let me get this straight so you're talking about what a monster somebody is while you're making money off of like all the pain involved in it I'm just trying to make sense of it here. I'm putting it on scales and I'm just trying to make sense of it. Because to me, that seems a little gnarly within itself. You know, you don't have to write it. You don't have to bring it all up. And now for Elizabeth Edwards, who got cheated on, now she gets to answer all these questions. She gets to relive it. Now, like, her name is dragged all through it. What do you guys think? You don't think... Well, I mean, he's... Is he not kind of reporting on the whole situation? I mean, somebody's going to make money. She's going to answer those questions, I think, Mikey, regardless, the rest of her life. And I guess it depends on how the tone of the book comes across. If it's really salacious and, you know, like a rag, you know, it's one of those. I get it. But if it's kind of a straight story about what a, you know, I guess dirtbag this dude really is. Dude.

1:08:12It's CD. Is it? Check it out. You tell me. Three and a half months before the election started, and he's having sex with a visibly pregnant woman while his wife is dying of cancer. Maybe he's got like a, he feels like he has a personal mission against John Edwards, and it's like, it's his civic duty to report. Is it? Maybe that's what he feels. What do you guys think? Is it civic duty? No, I don't think. I don't know. It bothers me. Does it? The whole thing bothers me. Tell me, Sienna. I just feel like, why? I don't know. Why is it his business? Do you guys read people? Yeah. Do you read, like, us? Yeah. Well, what? Okay. I'm not writing a book about it. Fair enough. But do you read it? Do you support that stuff? He can read it, too. It's all out there. It was gross. So, Andrew, tell me.

1:09:11What can you see on this tape that's roaming around? Yes, he is naked. He is performing sexual acts. And the woman is holding the camera. He is aware he's being taped. Who's talking right there? Probably a person from Entertainment Tonight. Do you watch Entertainment Tonight? Get out. I get it. No, I'm just saying. Listen, do whatever you want to do, bro. The dude, right? Andrew Young. Do whatever you want to do. But, I mean, it's just kind of hard for me to, like, not think of what he's doing as wrong. I mean, also. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I don't find a lot of wrong with it. I mean, he's a reporter, per se.

1:09:56Yeah, but he's trying to make money off someone else's problems. Oh, 100%. But that just, I mean, and I know so many people do that, but it just rubs me the wrong way. It's like, dude, do you really need to do that? You can put it under the, you can definitely put it under the umbrella of, well, you know, I'm just doing my civic duty here. Well, it depends on how much slant is on it. It's like, is he strictly reporting the facts or is he putting his personal opinion? So, Mike, did you see Frost Nixon? No, I know what you're talking about. Was that the Oliver Stone deal? No, I mean, it's like Woodward and Bernstein, right? They pretty much brought down President Nixon. Yeah. Their civic duty to do so. But Nixon wasn't sleeping with pregnant women and filming it, but he was up to no good. Yeah, and what I see is with this guy, and by the way, so people know, I'm conservative. So I still think my opinion on... Hopefully my opinion on the Nixon thing and what Woodward and Bernstein did for the Washington Post should carry more weight. Because I think that what they did was straight up an investigation. You know, I think that was an investigation for the Washington Post. I see this as much more salacious. And I don't think it's just because of what he did was salacious. You know, because what Clinton did was salacious. Oh, yeah.

1:11:18And I wouldn't be down with somebody writing a book about Clinton that was just all about all the nasty, you know, like I just want to talk about all the nasty nastiness of it. I think the I think the point that you may be overlooking is that there's there's really I mean, the worst person in this story is John Edwards. Yeah. I mean, there's no question. Please. Yes. And here for me, I kind of want to know. I kind of want to know what that dude was up to. Kind of. I mean. Don't we all as human beings really want to know? Yeah. I think we kind of all really want to know. I just think it's kind of like... It's a little dirty, I guess. Well, but beyond that, it's a little hypocritical to me to be like, oh, look at what an awful person he is. And I'm like, hey, dude, how much are you making off that, by the way? Yeah. Like, I mean, is it... Come on, we're talking about it. He's a writer, though. He's a writer. He writes. Well, like we were saying, is it like... What does that... Muckraker, would that be the appropriate term here? Yeah. FDR or something? Yeah. Like, is he just reporting the facts or is he putting his personal spin on it, you know? We'll see. I'm going to read it. You are? Yeah, I'm going to read it. Wow. I'm not. Yeah. To each his own. I think Woodsy's being honest, and not only is he being honest, he's kind of representing what a lot of people think. Yeah. I'm going to read it. A lot of people are like, I want to know.

1:12:39Yeah. So you would watch people and read Us Magazine, right? Yeah, for sure. See? So don't be throwing stones. I'm not throwing stones. I'm just saying that we're like, I can't believe somebody would report on something that somebody did and make money off it. The dudes at People Magazine make a pretty penny. Is it slander, though, or is it reporting? Well, if they have video evidence and they have testimony and things like that of people, I don't think it's slander. I mean, this guy, it sounds like the dude's got some interesting facts. The phones are blowing up. He was the aide. He was the guy's aide. Oh, that's money, dude. He was his aide. What do you think it is? That's money. That ain't reporting, bro. It's gossip? Yeah. It's a guy that worked with him. And probably was like, this guy's a dirtbag. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. But that ain't about reporting. Let's not make any mistake about it. This isn't an investigation. He saw his ticket. Hey, listen. I know some stuff. I know some stuff. You're right. You're right. It's like, let's say I worked with Mikey for five years and Mikey did something I didn't like and I went and wrote a tell-all book about Mikey. That kind of makes me a dirtbag. I see your point. It doesn't not make me a dirtbag. Exactly. But it kind of makes me want to. Hey, listen. If I do something wrong.

1:13:55If I do something wrong, it makes me a dirtbag. And it's public and it's out there. It makes me a dirtbag. If you then jump on that opportunity to go, and I know even more about said dirtbagness. I see your point for sure because you see it all the time. Like you see a mother of a Hollywood star write a book and you're like, ugh, creepy. You know, that's your mom. This guy like worked for him. I see his point of wanting to expose some of this stuff. And I think I'm going to read the book. Yeah, here's the deal. I think I'm going to read it. I think I just hit in my head. I think I just figured out what my issue is. I'm sure that one of the points that he's making as he's writing the book is, did this guy that I worked with ever consider the feelings of his wife, Elizabeth? Now, I'm just going to make sure that I say a bunch of stuff and bring up a bunch of stuff that is going to cause Elizabeth even more pain. And I'll probably make. Billions of dollars off it. But don't worry about that. Don't even think about that part of it. Don't even think about that part of it. This is his way into the spotlight. And everyone knows it. It's annoying. Get out of here. See your book.

1:15:04Jay Bird looks like he wants to weigh in real good. Go ahead, Jay. Well, no, I was just going to say, he was asked to cover it up, and this guy had been forced to cover it up. Different. That's way different. That's what they're saying. That's what the phones are saying. They're saying that he had been asked to cover it up, and he had to do his dirty work. Well, I'm sure he knew he was going to have to do that working for a public figure. Isn't that y'all have to sign those contracts? Right. No, that's a choice. Sienna, if Mikey was like, listen, Sienna, I'm sleeping with the new intern. I need you to cover that up for me. That's not in your job description. I'm sorry. It's one thing for me to be like once the story comes out for me to be like, yeah, it's true. It's another thing for me to write an entire book with all of the details when it's already a known thing. You're just making it worse. Well, it wouldn't bother me so much. And it would definitely, you know, because one thing that I think that a lot of people are really good at is like even with the Tiger Woods thing and we're like, he's damned if he does, he's damned if he doesn't. Right. So you know how people will throw around. He should have done this. He should have done that. Well, how about here? How about here's one for a he should have. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah. I totally get where your heart is, bro. I mean, it definitely sounds like your heart's in the right place right in this book and everything. After all, you want to stand up for righteousness and you definitely want to show the world that you are all about being a good civic, you know, whatever.

1:16:27And so I'm sure that's why you're going to take all the proceeds from the book. That's not going to happen. You're going to take all the proceeds from the book. He's going to give it to charity. And you're going to give it to a wonderful civic charity because, you know, maybe a charity for women, a support charity for women that have been through this kind of thing. What if he did? Dude, it would sure change a lot for me. Different story. It would sure change a lot for me. I'm reading it. Lauren? Well, maybe this. Maybe. Just maybe, because all this information coming to light makes me, like, in my head, I'm like, hmm, that's a horse of a different color. Maybe it was his duty in his mind to be like, okay, I need to expose this. This guy has a dirtbag, and you need to know on a deeper level how much this guy has a dirtbag. If I happen to make some money in the process, so be it. Really? So be it. I just think... He's just signing up to make things worse and he's making himself look dumb doing it. If you want to write a book so badly, you want to make money, do something of you or something of your own mind. You know that the public loves all of this dirty stuff. Look at Tiger Woods. Look what a huge story that is. He's trying to make it one of those and he wants to be the person to tell it. I just think it's cheap. I think he's opportunistic. I think he's opportunistic. I think he saw his chance and he's like, dude, I've been in the...

1:17:52inner quarters, the inner sanctum. And this guy's going down. And I'm going to be the guy that takes him down. Jennifer Lopez's ex-husband was trying to write a book about her and everyone, you know, it's awful. It's like, you know, exposing all the bad things she does. That's what these people do. And it makes them look like little cheapskates and snakes. The thing that gets me, I think about it, is the fact that other people are, it's not just people get, it's not just John Edwards that's getting hurt by it. You know what I mean? Like if it was it'd be one thing if the thing that he was exposing was that John Edwards. I don't know. Cheated on his taxes. Cheated on his taxes. Yeah. Perfect example. And he's laying out all the different ways that he was asked to cover up. And he was even asked to help cover up the tax evasion or whatever. But like the thing that kills me is the same thing that kills me about this Tiger Woods deal is that, you know, I feel sorry for Elon.

1:18:50Tiger's wife. His family. How can you not feel sorry for John Edwards' wife? She had cancer. Her husband was a dirtbag. I mean, this stuff has been out there, though. Might as well take it, condense it, put it in a book, sell the book. We might as well? What does that mean? Might as well. Might as well. What does might as well mean? Like, let's say I'm from Mars and I don't understand the concept of might as well. It means it's out there. Take it. Put it together. Sell it as a story. If I were a Martian, I would say to you, I would say to you, why? Why would you be a Martian? Because I don't understand. I want somebody to explain it. He's a Martian right now. It's easy for people to go, you might as well. And I'm like, well, but might as well means it's going to jack somebody up. He wants to make money. I mean, he wants to make money and he wants to get the story out. And hey, he wants his 15 minutes. He's going to get it. He's on Oprah. Yeah. Oprah. Karma. He's doing the wrong thing. Bothers me. Maybe he. told enough people, hey, you know what you don't know about John Edward? He told enough people and people were like, you should write this down. This should be public knowledge. People need to know this. Right. Why do people need? Exactly. Well, we don't, but that's the society that we exist in. We love details. We love knowing public figures on a personal level. And I think Woods is right. He's opportunistic. I also think we like to know public officials on a personal level. And I also think that we like

1:20:15The gossip and the rumor. The dirt. Yeah. So I need to listen. You know, whatever. I just think it's gross. I'm reading it. M1 Mike. Have fun. Hey, Mike. I think there is one factor you're ignoring here. And aside from wanting money, I think the guy wants revenge. I mean, John Edwards ruined this guy's life. And he wants to get back at him. Really? I didn't know that. And I don't think he cares who he hurts in the process. My take on revenge, man. My take on revenge is revenge is like drinking rat poison and expecting the rat to die. But you're also killing, you know, the rest of the rat's family at the same time. Yeah. You're hurting the rat's family. What did they do? My theory is a revenge. It's a dish best served cold. Nice. Oh, wow. Well, you know. I'm going to read it and I'm going to report back. Alrighty. Oh, there it is. You just let us know. All the juicy details. I don't want to know. Let's see. Let's do this. Where is my... We're going to do something called... The pre-lewed game. Are you guys ready for the pre-lewed game? Let's do it up. Let's do it up. I'm kind of nervous now. Here we go. Here we go. Sienna is getting married in two days. Married? Married. Married. Married. Married. Married. Sienna is our news girl. She is 24 years old. And if you're new to the Mikey Show, I'm the host. I'm Mikey. My sports guy is Woods. What up?

1:21:53Lauren is our assistant producer and Jay is our executive producer. Yeah. Sienna's getting married. And within a couple of days, Saturday, she will be a wife and a stepmom. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Oh, my. And so what we thought we would do is we would let you call in right now. 570-1949. And you get to take what shall we call it? The over or the under? Over under. Over under. Yeah. You get to take the over-under. What we're going to do is we're going to play our version of the newlywed game. But since they're not married, it's the pre-lywed game. And we have 12 questions that we're going to be asking Sienna. And then what we're going to do is we're going to have her fiancé come back in the room. He's here right now. He's here right now. Let's say hi to Todd. Todd, come over here. Hello. He goes, sits back down. So, Todd, what we're going to do is we're going to ask you to leave the room. Then we're going to ask Sienna 12 questions about your relationship. Then we're going to have you come back into the room and we're going to see if your answers match hers. Oh, boy. That should be interesting. Are you nervous? Are you nervous? Not at all. Do you think that... You'd be nervous if you were asking him questions about me. Do you think that you guys are on the same page?

1:23:12Most of the time. Most of the time. Okay. Well, we're going to find out. We need you to call in, and we need you to take the over or the under. It's 12 questions, and the question is, is Sienna going to get more right or more wrong? M1 Giants fan? Yes. What would you like, the over or the under? I'm going to go with the under. Hang on the line. Whatever, he likes the Giants. Hang on the line. M1 Harold. Hey, how's it going? Good, dude. You got the over. Harold's got my back. All right, hang on the line. And we got a six-pack of CDs because it's all about the music. So he needs to go in another room, right, Todd? Yeah, Todd, you got to go in the other room. Jay, take him away. We are going to sequester you. Whoa. Go grab a nap. His brother's in the room, too, so it's like extra pressure for me. I know he's sitting right behind you. He'll know some of the answers, maybe. I know. Welcome to San Diego. I know. Craig, this is his first time in San Diego. Yeah, welcome to San Diego, bro. Did you guys go out last night? Oh, yeah. They did. A little bit. Sienna said they didn't get home until 2. Really? Which means I do not sleep very good because I wake up at 3 and I have a hard time sleeping when he's not there. And Sienna said Sienna's a little worried because all of Todd's boys have come into town. How many?

1:24:36He has 10 groomsmen. They're all here. Wow. Except for one. Except for one, yeah. He comes in on Friday. And Sienna said that she is going to spend the next two nights with her bridesmaids out of the house. Yeah. And she's a little worried because all the dudes are going to be. Oh, dude, I'm totally going out with those guys tomorrow night. You can. Totally. You're not going to do any harm because I know how they all are anyway, just like you. Yes. Guys, no, I know. Guess I got plans tomorrow. I know, and I'm taking his daughter Friday night, too, so it just gives him another night, you know. Yeah. All right, Sandy, are you ready? I'm ready. What is your, as a couple, what is your favorite restaurant? PB Bar and Grill. All right. Should I write these? Oh, you're writing them down? Yeah, you should write them down, too, though, because you're going to turn it over. Oh, do we have to? Let me get the questions out first. All right. Next question. Okay. Yeah, you don't have to write down her answers. I got them. Okay. How did you guys meet? Through the... Reader. Match.com. Match.com. No, there's nothing wrong with Match.com. I used to work at a different radio station and he was friends with the guys on my old morning show. So I'm going to put... Mutual friends. Well, through your old... Through old... Through your old radio station morning show. Yeah. Okay.

1:25:59Hopefully he would know that. I don't know. We are dealing with Todd here. What is the sweetest thing that he has ever done for you? Easy. Our very first Valentine's Day, we had been dating like two months. And he stayed home from work, I think. He stayed home the whole day and cooked like a family recipe. Like all day, he called someone and got the recipe. And he, like, you know, had a tablecloth and candle and made a Valentine's mix. Okay. It was better than Woods' is. Yeah. Right. Isn't that the last romantic thing he did for you as well? That's why, yeah, pretty much the last romantic thing he did, too, yeah. Did you kiss on the first date? Yes. Woo-hoo! Wow, you said that with an exclamation point. Yes, we did. Boy, I got to follow up to that. Woods. Yeah. He wants to know what base. He wants to know what base. Did you French? No, they kissed like this. It was like, I had a nice time. Really? He kissed your hand. Are you Frenched? That's the grossest word. It's the grossest word. It's so easy to say, oh, you French. But when you say I French, it's like. So he Frenched you is what you're saying. Well said. I think. OK, moving on. What are your pet names for each other? Oh.

1:27:25Baby. Babe. Nobody puts baby in the corner. That's right. Honey. Those are original. All he has to do. He calls me mama. He calls you mama? Yes. I like that. I say papa to him sometimes. That makes sense. Wouldn't it be really? Well, yeah. He's 47 years. You're senior. He's 47 years you're senior. Okay, let me tell you. I guarantee he won't tell you the mama or the papa part. He won't? Yeah. Oh, I don't know. No, no, no, no, no. But if he does, that's good because it's like I think it's just that's an unusual one. Yeah, if he doesn't break his leg on his walker. Stop. He's only a little bit older than me. I need to borrow his AARP card. I wanted to go to a cafeteria for lunch. Craig's like, wait a minute. Wait. He's supposed to be sweet. He knows. He's cool. I love him. Sienna. What? What is your song? Rolling Stones, Beast of Burden. Oh. I think I'm doing good. I think I'm doing good. No, nothing. I love that song. Okay. Love that song. I'll never be your beast. That was beautiful. How long have you known each other? Three and a half years. What if he gets that wrong? Well, the thing is, is like, and that's kind of, I mean, maybe four. We knew each other for about six months before we ever started dating, but we never like. The only correct answer I will accept. Final answer. Okay. Is three and a half.

1:28:54Years. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Cool. Yeah. What was your first date? We went to an Italian restaurant in Little Italy. Do you remember the name? No. There's a million over there. Yeah. Hence the name Little Italy. Yeah. Okay. What is your favorite vacation spot? We never go anywhere. La Jolla. Yeah. I don't think... We've only been to his hometown, and we don't really go anywhere. I always had to work on the weekends. I never... You've got to give something. Okay. Your favorite vacation spot is? Dude, we've never been anywhere. Is that sad? That's sad, isn't it? No. That's totally sad. But you've got to give an answer because we've got to write something. I'm going to say the beach. The beach. Yeah. Okay. Since we go to the beach. Yeah, I mean, and the other thing is, you've got to try to think like he would think. What would he say? Because he's going to say that he's going to go, we don't go anywhere. But I'm going to say to him, but you've got to give an answer. What do you think he'll say?

1:29:56I don't know. The beach? It's hard because we don't, you know, the beach. Maybe he'll say the beach. How did he propose? How can he not remember that? If he doesn't remember that, and there are guys who don't, but who knows? He proposed at PB Bar and Grill on New Year's Eve. Yes. Romantic. I chose where I wanted to go on New Year's Eve. It wasn't really up to him on that one. What did you say when you saw the ring? That I, yes, and I loved it. And it's dang that thing's big. That's. Yes, and you loved it. Yeah. And dang that thing's big. Dang. Dang. Dang. That's what she said. That thing's big. Dang. Dang. Who's the better cook? Me. He's going to say him. Okay. That's it? He's going to say him. We're going to take a quick time out. When we come back, we're going to bring him back in the room, ask him the questions. And if he gets over.

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1:40:09Lauren is our assistant producer. Sienna is our news girl. And Jay is our producer. So we're playing the pre-liwed game. The idea here is that Sienna's getting married in a couple of days, so we have brought her fiancé, Todd, into the studio. He's looking pretty nervous. Yeah, he is. He's being really quiet. Well, we're going to be doing an over-under here. And basically, we asked Sienna 12 questions, Todd. All right. She seemed pretty confident in all of her answers, too. She did. There was a couple curveballs. I think I know a couple that he's going to miss. Yeah? I think I do, too. I kind of marked those down. You've identified the ones that you think that he will not get correct? Yeah. All right. Well, let's see. Just being a dude takes one to know one. Yeah. You know? All right. Well, let's see if you get more or less wrong. Question number one that we asked to Sienna Todd was...

1:41:13What is your, the two of you, what is your favorite restaurant as a couple? Favorite restaurant. I would say. Look at Sienna giving him a big smile. I'm like, you can do it, babe. You're doing it in your head like you're trying to do it, dude. We need to put her behind him. ESP. This is going to sound weird, but we'd love to go to PB Bar and Grill. That is correct. I just smacked him on the butt. She just wound up. Yeah, she did. One for one. One for one. See, that's why I put the highlighter there. It said it. I was like, whoa. How did you guys meet? How did we meet? Well, we met through a mutual friend. Wow. We were friends for a little while before we started dating. What did this mutual friend do? Yes. What did he do? What does he do for a living? Oh, he's on the radio. He's on the radio. That's right. That is correct. That was almost word for word. No doubt. It is. It is. You're doing very good. Yes.

1:42:13Question number three. What is the sweetest thing that you've ever done for Sienna? Sweetest thing I've ever done for Sienna? Boy, there's not many of them. You know, this is going to sound really strange, but, like, when she... I like to eat hot dogs. I know it's like adults don't usually eat hot dogs. The sweetest thing that you've done for me. Yeah, I'm getting there. So... She likes the end of the hot dog. So one time I was making hot dogs and I gave her the end of my hot dog. I don't know. That. I love that. I gave her the end of my hot dog. She always gives me the ends.

1:43:04Yeah, she likes the end. You like the last little thing with, like, the knot on the end of it? You like the knot at the end of the hot dog? I do. It's the best part. Wow. She likes the knot dog. It's the sausage casing. So I take it I got that one wrong. Yeah, Todd, you got that one wrong. She said the sweetest thing that you did for her was, you know, your very first Valentine's Day, you actually stayed at home and got an old family recipe and cooked her this big, nice, elaborate deal. With a mixed CD? With a mixed CD. That's money. Sienna is looking at Todd right now. Like, how could you not have said that? That was like three and a half years ago. Well, whatever. It was the best thing you've ever done. The last. Question number four. Hot dog. Get out of here. Did you kiss on the first date? Yes. That is correct. You did kiss on the first date. And she kissed me. She kissed you? Oh, absolutely. Really, Sienna? Is that true? I knew he wanted it. Sienna, was that at your prom? No, it was that homecoming jerk. I was the chaperone. Yeah, Todd was the chaperone, like drinking a scotch in the corner. No, we actually kissed before we ever went on a first date. Wow, that sort of attacked me. Yeah, okay, moving on. Same thing happened in my relationship, by the way, which is a true story. Yeah, nothing wrong with that. Todd kissed you? Huh? Yeah, Todd kissed me on the first date. Let's see. Okay.

1:44:32Todd, what are your pet names for one another? I call her Babe a lot. I call her Cuddle Muffin. Oh, really? We didn't know about Cuddle Muffin. He got all kinds of crazy ones. He makes a weird one. He got it. No, keep going. What else? He got it. I want to know more. Okay. Yeah, let's hear more. He got it. He hasn't got it right yet. I need to know more. He got it right. I usually have to mix it up. When she calls me, I always have some different response, like, hi, baby, or hi, cuddle muffin, or hi, sweet fart. Sweet fart is really fair. Hey, sugar jugs. Hey, Juggie. Hey, Juggs. So romantic. This is the man I'm about to marry. That's right. King of romance right here. The only one that you didn't tell us about is Mama and Papa, because I know you guys call each other Mama. I said he probably won't say it. Turn your phone off, Todd. Mama and Papa. This one you better get right. Oh, boy. Oh, yeah. I'm scared. Todd. Okay. What is your favorite song together? Favorite song together. What is your song?

1:45:42Rolling Stones, Beast of Birds. Yeah. That is correct. Dude, that's five right, one wrong. So I got to get two more right, and I'm over the hump, right? One more right. That's right. You're good at math, dude. He's an engineer. That's true. Todd, how long have you known each other? I would say three and a half for you. Wow. That is correct. Six and one. Right on the money. You got it. He's slaying it. Does he only need one more? Yeah. Here we go. You ready, Todd? I'm ready. Pressure's on. What was your first date with Sienna? First date was in Little Italy. What was that? Man, I'm trying to think of the name of the restaurant, though. I might mess that up. What kind of restaurant? It was pretty fancy. It was kind of an Italian restaurant. Done. You got it, buddy. I can't remember the name. She didn't know it either. You just nailed it. Very nice. That's huge. Yeah, we want to hear the rest. Well, actually, it was funny. Know the rest of the answer. You want to see if you get the rest of them? He's like, well. There were white linens on the table. Yeah, exactly. Todd, what would you have said when we asked what was your favorite vacation spot?

1:47:09My favorite vacation spot. Our favorite. Oh, man. Well, we haven't really gone on many vacations together. It's like the same freaking person. Yeah. Two peas in a pod. That's right. I mean, the only vacation we've really taken together was Avis, Pennsylvania. That's what she said. Population 1,500. Yeah. Amazing. That's a hell of a time, I bet. Well, I would love to go on Australia. That's where I want to go. But we haven't been. Yeah. Where did you propose? PP Bar and Grill. That's correct. What did she say when she saw the ring? She said yes. And who is the better cook, you or Sienna? I'm going to say Sienna. There you go. He missed one question. I make the easy stuff like Pop-Tarts. That's right. Hamburger Helper. He does the barbecuing. I do the rest.

1:48:02You nailed it, dude. He killed it. That was awesome. Eleven right, one wrong. The only one he got wrong was the hot dog question. I told you he's not romantic. Now we know that Sienna likes the knots of the hot dog. The nut dogs. The best part, I'm telling you, both ends. M1 Herald, are you there? Hey, Todd, I don't even know you, but I love you. There you go, dude. He said, I don't even know you, but I love you. There you go. Thank you. Yeah, you just won yourself a six-pack, or you won yourself the Sublime box set of CDs. Huge. And congratulations. Hang on the line, will you? Mike? Yeah. I'm going to go ahead and give my approval for this marriage. You are? I feel a lot better about it right now. I'm sure they were both waiting for you. I know. You guys, you got my mark. There you go. You got my stamp. Thank you. Thanks, Woodsy. You're welcome. Ah, well done. Well done. Amazing. Yeah? That was good, huh? That was good. I was going over the answers to my, you know, I was thinking about Jamie, which I was like, oh, God. I was like, these would be. But there's some that, like, he would be a jerk if he didn't remember where he proposed. Who would get more right, you or your wife, Jamie? My wife. For sure? 100%. Yeah. Girls know their guys. See, I think I would do really well with Rebecca. Yeah, I think you would, too. You know.

1:49:19She would do better. You think? Yes. It's the way it is. But yeah, she would do better. Girls notice every little specific detail. She has to put a note on your door so that you don't forget to take your lunch, buddy. That is 100% true. Yeah, so I think she's probably going to do a little bit better than you. But I think that that's a short-term memory. True. I bet you if we get into the past, I bet you I can nail it. But I don't know. Somebody texting in. 949mikey at gmail.com. Somebody texting in about the whale. Maybe he should have considered the consequences of his actions before he responded with violence. That stupid whale. Yeah, because we were talking about what are they going to do with a whale? It was just on the TV behind us. Yeah, it was. What did they say? It's not a stupid whale. That's just what it does, you know? It's a whale. It's doing what whales do. It's a killer whale. Yeah. Right. It's an orca. Yeah. Yes. It's an orca. It's so funny. We were talking about that yesterday in our meeting. Orcas and killer whales. What did they say? Did they say something? Did you see something up there? No, I couldn't. There was no closed captioning up or anything, but they were talking about it. Yeah. It's a big story. If you haven't heard, the killer whale at the SeaWorld in Orlando killed a trainer yesterday. Terrible. Yeah. Pretty gnarly. And Sienna says that it's even going to affect SeaWorld here. In San Diego, yeah. They are postponing or...

1:50:46Putting a little pause on the Shamu show. I think that makes sense. It makes sense, you know. It does. You got to take extra safety precautions, make sure that, you know, there's a contingency plan, all that stuff. Mm-hmm. How far would you guys travel for a particular food? That's a great question. Far. Far. Yeah. Really? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Now, I'm talking drive. Oh, absolutely. Really? Yeah. You want to know now? Yeah. There's a place in Chicago. It's called, it's called, well, I wouldn't drive from here, but when I go to Chicago, it is 35, 40 miles out in the suburbs. It's called Cafe Sarkis. The best breakfast you have ever had. I've never had anything like it. I crave it. My mouth's watering right now. Didn't he say that about something else in San Diego? You make those claims a lot. No, I didn't. I make those claims a lot. I don't particularly enjoy the food here so far. You talked about some places like Mikey. Everyone, look at Mikey. He's getting mad. It makes me crazy. You know what makes me crazy? He's getting mad. Well, this is what makes me the craziest about Woodsy with the food. The thing that makes me craziest about Woodsy with the food is he prefers, you know, hot, griddled onions. Yeah. Onions. Tex-Mex. Yeah, Tex-Mex. Yeah.

1:52:00Onions and bell peppers. Delicious. Delicious. But this place, Cafe Sarkis, I draw every time we go, I will travel on the train, a cab, rent a car if I have to, to go to Sark's every single time. 570-1949. What I'm looking for is, is there something here in San Diego? A friend of mine drives to L.A. just to go to that Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. She'll do it all the time just for that and then come home. Amazing. I want to try Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles so badly. Let's go. Field trip. I've seen it, dude, on Food Network. Field trip. It's like Snoop Dogg's favorite place to go. How far from Disneyland is it? Probably not that far. Yeah, probably doable. You're talking L.A. traffic. It's probably like eight hours away. You're also talking chicken and waffles, though. Yum, how good does that sound? Look at Sprout Face. She just gave me Sprout Face, okay? I would eat chicken in a waffle. Would you say alfalfa? Lauren just gave me Sprout Face. I'm sorry, I don't like my waffles with little bits of chicken in the little squares. What is it? It's full pieces of chicken. It's such a good combo. No, dude.

1:53:18You got to get the fried chicken piece and then you dip it in the syrup. Oh, it's money. I love it. I never thought I would like it. Mikey took me to Hash House. I had chicken and waffles. See, that's the place you talk about all the time. I would do anything for Hash House. See? I would shank somebody to get ahead of them in line. To get in line at Hash House. There's no question. Like, oh, I'm sorry. What was that? I'm Woods Party of Two. I'm next. See me. I'm ready. That place is so. It's money. I lived here like a month. Yeah. Haven't been yet. I haven't been at all. I've lived here my entire life. What? Got to go to Hash House. Maybe I go. I only got a meeting. Where is it? Hash House at Go-Go in Hillcrest is one of the best places to eat in all of San Diego. But if you're going to go for breakfast, get there early. Pack a lunch. Yeah. Because there's a line. And that's the one that has, like, huge portions, right? Giant portions. Surfboards. Oh, yeah. The plates. They look like surfboards. But what they do is they'll serve, you know. sort of like they'll serve fried chicken for breakfast. I had it. It was amazing. It is. It's great. Me, you and Bauman went there. Mike, is that on the bone, Mike? Do they make anything that's organic? No. At the hash house? Who knows? They probably do. Write that down. I can't. I used to drive like back when everyone was going across the border to Puerto Nuevo just for lobster for lunch and come back. That's worth it. Yeah. Hour and a half. And that's what it is. It's these deals that you would go, oh yeah.

1:54:42I will drive, and I don't care how far I have to drive, and I'll travel that far just to have it. Now, me, there's a place in Santee called Pinnacle Peak, and I live up in North County. I don't care if it's a Friday night and it's going to take me an hour to get there. Pinnacle Peak is what I call cowboy food. Really? They cook steaks over an open grill and they give you beans. Dude, I'm in. When? When can we go? Woodsy, you will love it. Do they serve lunch? Done. Done. They serve lunch? I don't think they do. I was going to say. I don't think they do. I think they're only open for dinner. We're hitting golf balls tomorrow. Maybe we make it right and hit a little lunch. That'd be sweet. If they do, I don't think they do. Somebody will call us and tell us, but Pinnacle Peak is cowboy food. I love cowboy food. It's bread that you just spread butter on. Baked beans? Baked beans. Like ranch beans? Ranch beans. Baked potato. Really awesome. Me too. By the way, we are going to be doing in just a minute, we're going to be doing courts in session, our very first ever courts in session. So we'll be doing that. And we got an email and we wanted to do this thing, courts in session. We said, yeah, we'll do it. We asked them. They said they'll do it. And we're going to be doing that coming up here. And I have to assign. I have to assign.

1:56:07Who's going to be the legal counsel? So we'll be doing that in just a second. But right now we're asking you, where would you travel to? How far would you go? How far would you travel to get a certain food? There are people, especially for stuff like In-N-Out. That's one where people, Woodsy just gave me the ee. Get out, Woods. I think it's, listen. Overrated. I went to Spain for six months. And when I landed back in the United States. I drove through In-N-Out on my way home. I'm sure. I mean, we've got places like that, you know. Sienna, I almost think it's like, and some people are going to get so irritated that I say this. You want to make me mad? It's a bit. It's a bit. It's the thing to say. Hey, man, let's go to In-N-Out. No, it's not. You know, this is the thing that people like to say. My wife right now is flipping out, I'm sure, because it's her favorite food in the world. But I think it's the thing to say to go, got to have my In-N-Out. I've got to, man. I was in... Chicago didn't have it. I had to get some In-N-Out. I had to come home. And the first thing I wanted when I got home and off the plane was some In-N-Out, bro. Here's a hot sports opinion. McDonald's tastes better than In-N-Out. Wow. McDonald's. I would rather eat McDonald's any day. See, I'm about to shank you right now. No way. Are you on board? No, a lot of people. Toddy's on board with me. Yeah, Todd doesn't like it. It's not that cool. Whatever. Am I allowed to like what I like? Yeah. And it's amazing. It's a bun.

1:57:32Stop it. It's some lettuce. Michael Esparza. I will give In-N-Out this. This is what I can say about it. It's super fresh food. It's fresh. It's really, really fresh food. Tomatoes. I'm going to get filleted today. Just filleted. They're going to kill you. Right now, my wife is slapping a radio saying, why would you get married? It's her favorite food in the world. Oh. Hi, honey. Hi. How are you? Hi. I'm great. How are you? Hi. Fantastic. I'm actually, that's not why I'm calling, but I'm pretty offended. Hey, honey, it's okay if you're wrong every once in a while. No, sorry. I'm not wrong about that. That's the best. Okay, so I'm calling because you have one that I don't think that you thought of. And I wanted to share it with everybody because I think it's ridiculous. So every year, you know, I will always call it the Del Mar Fair.

1:58:32New York County Fair comes around. I love it already. Okay. This is Mike. He will get off work. He will completely go out of his way to go to the fair. He will go in, pay for parking. Okay. Fight traffic. Fight traffic. Fight traffic. Wait in line. Pay parking. Walk, you know, from all the way in the parking lot all the way into the fair. Yes. Pay for an admission ticket. No. Walk in. Buy a $3 ear of corn. I thought you were going to go Orange Julius. Hey, I'm in. I am in. $3 ear of corn. He will eat it, throw it, you know, whatever in the trash can, and then go back to the store. And go home. That is nuts. That's a true story. Bro, you've got a running mate now. I'll go with you. I love corn. How great is that? I will go with you. I love you, hon. Love you, bye. Bye. It's the truth. That is a true story. I'm picturing it in my mind. And for you to go through the effort to do all of that, you don't do stuff like that. It's the best corn. How good is that corn? It's so good. It's so good. I basically pay $47 for an ear of corn. I love that corn. That's basically what it comes down to when it's all said and said. More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9.

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2:07:27Welcome back to Mikey's show. All right, let's do this. We are embarking into new territory. I'm nervous. Are you? New things. It's a new thing, but I think we're going to do real, real good. Well, first of all, we're going to begin by telling you that we're going to begin by telling you that Woodsy and Sienna. can at times have different opinions. No. Weird. That's weird. Yeah. And so because of that, what we thought is that it might be a good idea for us to do this. Please rise. The court's in session for the M1 Nation. Honorable Judge Mikey presiding. Here's how this is going to work. Got a couple people on the line right now that we got an email from, and they have a... Well, first of all, it was an email from this guy.

2:09:45And we had a disagreement. And so we're going to settle it here in courts in session. And here's how it works. I am going to assign representation. Okay. The plaintiff is going to go first. And the plaintiff is going to be Sienna's client. Bring it. I'm defense attorney. You are the defense attorney. Okay. Let me write that down. Nightwoods. Let's see. Do we have Kendall on the line? Kendall, are you there? Kendall. All right. And let's see. Do we have Cody on the line? Yep. All right. Now, let me explain what this case is about. OK, he wants to turn their spare bedroom into a game room because they apparently never use it for guests. And she thinks that that is not only tacky and lame.

2:10:47But what are they going to do with all that furniture? What a waste. He wants to use their tax refund on a game room. He wants to put a pool table, a couch and a TV. She thinks that it's ridiculous to get rid of the spare bedroom because all that furniture costs a lot of money. They're also going to lose a game room just in case they do have company. And he says they're they're living there. They've only been living there one year, and they have never had company stay the night. So they both have a point with this. And so I am going to assign the plaintiff, in this case, to Sienna. Sienna's going to be representing Cody, who wrote us. And, Woodsy, you get Kendall, who does not want that room to change. Good morning, Kendall. Good morning. You're in good hands, just so you know. I hope so. So here's how we're going to do this. We're going to let Sienna go first, and she is going to do a direct examination of her witness, Cody. Okay, so Cody, how hard would you say you work on a daily basis? How hard do I work? Yeah. Are you a hardworking guy? Objection, leading. How is that leading? She just gave him the answer.

2:12:15Overruled. That's not leading the witness at all. Okay, continue, Cody, since you're so really interrupted. Yeah, I've had this job for a few years. I've been able to provide for my wife. What time do you wake up in the morning? Until I wake up? Yeah. You know, I get up about 7. What time do you come home at night? Come home about 7. Oh, that's a long day. So now... I got, you know, I go to the gym afterwards. Oh, so you're a fit man. Okay. That's nice. So now when you're looking at your house, if you were to say about, who would you say decorated your house? Would you say you decorated a couple rooms or mainly it's just your wife? I would say Kendall decorated most of it, but I feel like I paid for a lot of it. Yeah. Okay. All right. Now, and you said that.

2:13:13She wants a guest room, but how many guests have you had in the last year? Zero. Oh, okay. And what good would a pool table and a couch and a TV bring to your marriage? It would give me something to do. You know, it would be like my man cave or something. I mean, you can watch TV in the living room, though, right? Yeah, but, you know, if she wants to watch her own things, I can go, you know, hang out. That's fair. I want to have some of my buddies over. We can, you know. We wouldn't be bothering her. For the record, for the record, Woods, like any good attorney, furiously taking notes right now. He is taking notes on this. Thank you, Woods. You're welcome. Now, do you think if you were to have this game room, do you think it would improve your marriage? Yeah. Yeah? And how often would you use it? Since you don't have guests very often, would you use the game room a lot more often? Well, I mean, I use the pool table all the time, but I'd have some buddies over, but I'd use the TV a lot. Okay. What do you think, Sienna? Are you good? I think I'm good, yeah. Woods will now cross-examine your witness. Good morning, Cody. Good morning. So, does your wife work? Yeah. She does, okay. And what does she do? What does she do? Yeah. She works in marketing. Marketing. Pretty good gig? Yeah. Does she make a nice home for you? Yeah, but, you know, I was...

2:14:43working first. That's okay. All I need is a yes or no. She make a nice home for you? Yeah. Okay. Good deal. Okay. That's really all I got, Mike. That's it? That's all I need. That's fantastic. That's all I need. That is fantastic. Now, just so you know, after we're finished with this, we're going to go to break and we are going to allow M1s to call us and they are going to provide us with a verdict. Kendall and Cody have agreed, at least to Jay, they told him. That whatever the M1s decide, they will go with. Nice. Whatever the M1s decide, they will go with. And so they are either going to be changing that thing into a game room or they are going to leave it the way it is because it's wasteful and ridiculous to do so. Now, Woods, you may now present your witness, Kendall. Good morning, Kendall. Good morning. How are you? I'm doing well. Good. Thank you.

2:15:44Let me ask you guys, do you guys have kids? Not yet. No kids yet. Okay. No kids yet. So are you a pool player, Kendall? No, not really. Okay. I mean, I've attempted, but it's definitely not something I enjoy. Yeah, not something that you're interested in doing. Okay. So I'm trying to think of the best way to phrase this question. Do you guys have a happy marriage? Yeah, I would say so. Excellent. I hope Cody thinks the same thing. Are you planning on having guests in the next couple of years? There aren't definite plans, but I think that it's necessary. You never know when something's going to go up. Sure. Have you ever slept on a pool table? No, I haven't. I don't imagine it'd be very comfortable. Objection! What's your objection? Have you ever slept on a pool table? What's your objection? Come on. What's your objection? Your Honor? No one sleeps on a pool table. Your Honor? What's your objection? What's your objection?

2:16:52To telling her, have you ever slept on a pool table? Overruled. Garbage. I wouldn't imagine sleeping on a pool table would be very comfortable, would you? No. How many rooms do you guys have in your house, Kendall? We have three. So you've got the master bedroom, and you have two guest rooms. Well, one's an office. One's an office, okay. And then a guest room. And do you work from home, Kendall? I take a lot of work home with me. Okay. You are listening to Courts in Session. I am the Honorable Judge Mikey. You are listening to the case of the What the Heck Should We Do With Our Guest Room. And, Kendall, let me ask one final question. Are kids in your future? Yes. Okay. That's all I have, Judge Mikey. Thanks very much. Sienna, you now get to cross-examine Woods' witness. Hi, Kendall. Kendall. Hi. Now, would you say that your husband's a hardworking man? Yes.

2:17:54Does he have any items throughout the house that he has demanded be out in the house? Like, you know, maybe a picture that he has. Objection, leading. No, how is that leading? Overruled. What? Your Honor, I beg to reconsider. I'm sorry. I feel that that was a decent and fair question. Does he have any, you know, pictures or things out of the house that he added to the home? Well, no, but he didn't really care. Well, he seems to me like he cares a little bit now. Objection. Badgering the witness. Sustained. Okay. All right. Okay. Now, you've never had a guest in the room, and you don't see one coming anytime soon. Eventually, you'll like kids, but they're not there now. So right now, there's just an empty room that's not being used. And the other room you have besides the master bedroom is an office, which you bring work home, so I guarantee you do it in the office. Do you have a question for the witness? Okay. I'm explaining myself. Thank you. But your husband, hardworking husband Cody, works from 7 to 7. Again, do you have a question? Your Honor, I got to ask. This has to be going somewhere. It is. And so does your husband use that office, that second bedroom? Occasionally. You know, who would you say uses it more? The office. Yeah, since he's at work from 7 to 7. I use it more. Okay. Did you decorate that office? Yes. Okay.

2:19:25I know that you've played pool, but why is it that you don't like pool? Your Honor, irrelevant. Irrelevant. Objection. Sustained. Okay. That is irrelevant. Okay. Okay. So just to clear things up, she uses the office for the most. She decorated the entire hall. Are we in closing statements already? Yes. We are. Are we? So you're done with my witness? Yes. Yeah, I'm done. Okay. Yep. Your husband is at work. for 7 to 7, 12 hours of the day. Guarantee he sleeps 8. So there's only a couple extra hours. You decorated the rest of the house. You get your own office that you decorated and use. I see nothing wrong with him wanting his own room. He should have some of his things in his own home, which he works hard for. Woods, closing statements. Your Honor, this is a wonderful young lady. She's made a beautiful home for her husband. She obviously is a hardworking lady herself. She brings work home to do. Kids and guests are in the plans for the future. I think it is in these economic times, it is absolutely absurd to waste money frivolously on things like pool tables, especially when there's kids and guests on the way at some point. At some point. At some point? It could be years. You know, in my humble opinion, it should stay as is. Save the money, put it in the bank. M1 Nation, 570-1949.

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2:28:46I like that. Thank you. And the deal is that we have Kendall and Cody. And Cody wants to change the spare bedroom into a game room. A guest room. Well, the guest room. Maybe a potential nursery. That's right. She's not having any babies anytime soon. Just saying. Takes nine months. So here's the deal. We're going to find out right now who was the better lawyer, Sienna. who was representing him. Cody. Or Woodsy, who was representing her. Kendall. This is like the ultimate battle between Woodsy and I. I know, I know. I'm flipping out right now. This is intense. So what you're basically going to be doing is you're going to be voting Sienna or Woodsy. Mikey Show, which way you vote? Hello. Yeah. Which way you vote, Woodsy or Sienna? Oh, Sienna all the way. Git. Thank you. Don't say git. Which way you vote, Woodsy or Sienna?

2:29:48I am voting Woodsy. Atta girl. It is tied one to one. Which way are you voting, Woodsy or Sienna? Sienna. Get. Don't tell them to get. Which way are you voting, Woodsy or Sienna? Sienna. Get. Wow. Don't say get. You're getting smoked, Woods. Which way would you vote, Woodsy or Sienna? Woods. Atta girl. Wow. Jonas, it's the girls. Let's see. We need. Two more callers to make it fair. Yep. One more for Sienna, she wins. One more for Sienna, and it's over, dude. Mikey Show, which way are you going, Woods or Sienna? Woodsy. Wow, it is tied. Here we go. This is rigged. It is tied. This is rigged. This is it. Woods only asked two questions to cross-examine. I had my case wrapped up. Oh, please. Mikey Show, which way are you going, Woods or Sienna? Got to go with Woods. Atta boy! Woo! It's ridiculous!

2:30:51That means, that means, thank you for the call. Are you kidding? This is ridiculous. Now, listen, I am an impartial judge, and I'm telling you that right now. I'm an impartial judge. Who is the better attorney? I'm saying I felt that Woods framed his case better. However, looking at the Mikey Show fan page on Facebook, Sienna is the clear favorite. Not today. I'm just saying, on Facebook, Sienna is leading in terms of... Who did the better job? Me, and I am the Honorable Judge Mikey. I feel Woodsy did the better job of framing his case. Lauren, what say you? He is old man. He's been watching. Boy, I've spent a lot of time in court, too. Yeah, he has. And I have not. I've spent a lot of time in court. Lauren. Well. I hate this game. I'm sitting in between someone that's about to get married in two days and a dude with a dip in his mouth. So I'm going to.

2:31:54I'm going to exercise my right to remain silent. Yeah, that's probably a good idea. She decorates the entire house. Don't do it, Cody. You're welcome, Kendall. Don't do it, Cody. I'm behind a glass wall. Woods killed it. Exactly. I mean, nothing against Sienna. And here's the thing. She makes a great case. That makes it worse, right, Sienna? When he placates you. She took her headphones off. I'm going to leave again. It's basically a placation. Here comes the Sienna storm out. I'm mad. I love it. She makes a great case, but as far as knowing her way around a courtroom, she's a novice. Well, I've never been to court, buddy. You've been many a time. She's a novice. That was fantastic. Cody hung up before we got through the break. He knew he had already lost. That a boy. Kendall? Don't do it, Cody. Is Kendall still there? No. Okay. Well, Kendall, you're welcome. Nice. Can I not ever play that again? That trips me out. I don't like. Well, Sienna. I know. I can see her. He's done. I did way better. Well, here's the thing. There's no way. The guy, they both agreed, like Jay said, that they agreed. So they were either going to keep that room or they were going to, she was going to let him use the tax money.

2:33:07And they were going to get a bunch of game stuff, pool table, all that stuff. Grow up, Peter Pan, okay? You don't need a pool table. You don't live in a saloon, all right? Are you sleeping on the ground? You don't live in a saloon. Who doesn't have any furniture in his house? I've got furniture in my bedroom. Woods, Woods, hold on. Now, seriously, I know you took his case or her case, but do you really believe that? Of course not. Did we win today? We won today. But do you believe it? We won today. If the glove fits, you must acquit. I want to see. a picture of said guest room. That poor dude. I'm sorry. Todd has a man cave. I think that he deserves it. I have the entire house. And that's fair. All girls should agree to that. I'm going to go ahead and say that claim. All I know is that Woodsy took the case that was in front of him. And the kid killed it. He didn't even ask any questions. Here's the thing. Have you never seen real live... I haven't been to jail. It doesn't matter. Have you ever seen a defense attorney walk up and say, I don't need to ask any questions? No questions for these witnesses because they didn't make a strong enough argument. I'm not even listening. It's okay, Sienna. You don't have to. You know why? I'm not playing this again. It's all right. I get too worked up. I'm going to make it a lot better for you. You know why? Why? Because now you get to sing. Woods, Woods, Woods. You get to sing Woods, Woods, Woods. Okay, it's better. Woods. Woods, Woods. Woods, Woods. Woods, Woods. Woods, Woods.

2:34:33Woods, Woods, Woods. Woods on sports. And Woods. Woods on sports. Oh, no. I like Woods. Woods on sports. I'm just, I'm still. Don't make me throw a highlighter at you again. He's basking. I'm very emotional right now. Yeah. I'm much like LaDainian Tomlinson. Yeah. He, as you guys know, is no longer a charger. There's a very emotional part of his press conference yesterday. Cut to six. Sometimes emotions. It sounds like Sienna. And as you guys know, I've always worn my emotions on my sleeve. So for that, I'm not sorry. I thank you. Isn't that just heart-wrenching? That's tearful. Grow up.

2:35:33No way. That dude's been here nine years. He's won an MVP here. Oh, yeah. And you know what? The guy never got to a Super Bowl. That's obviously the ultimate goal for these guys is to get to a Super Bowl. He talked a lot in his press conference about Junior Seau and Rodney Harrison. Really? Yeah, he did. And how they taught him to be a professional. And you saw what happened to both those guys. They both left San Diego. Rodney won a Super Bowl with the Patriots. I think a couple with the Patriots. I think Junior went to one. So that's his ultimate goal now. And guess who has come out and said, we would love to have LT? Who? Who was the Super Bowl MVP this year? Drew Brees. Oh, no way. He wants LT in New Orleans. You know what? Of all the teams that you could have named, because almost any team that you would name would break my heart. Not that. If he went to the Saints and he was reunited with Drew Brees, and I don't know, maybe Charger fans feel differently. But, I mean, if we got to see him go to another team, certainly the Raiders would make me vomit. Speaking of that, Mikey, in his press conference, he has promised, promised that he is not going to the Raiders. What a cool, I love it. Isn't that great? Isn't that great? He said, I'm not playing for the Raiders. I love that. I love that. I mean, how great is that? It's great.

2:37:00It's great. That's just cool. All the way around, that's just cool. Mike, I've got some really, really explosive audio that's going to shock you. It's going to shock you. And it's UFC fighter Frank Mir talking about his rivalry with Brock Lesnar. Cut five. Who do you want to fight next? Well, whoever the UFC deems me, I just will fight anybody. I'm like, man, I've heard that a thousand times. I want to fight Lesnar. I hate who he is as a person. I want to break his neck in the ring. I want him to be the first person that dies due to octagon-related injuries. That's what's going through my mind. I want him to be the first person that dies. I hate him as a person. It's disgusting. Isn't that insane? That may be some of the craziest audio I have ever heard in sports. Tomorrow we're going to talk a little bit about this whole situation because apparently the UFC president, Dana White, is none too pleased with Mr. Mir. Really? Yeah. It's going to be, make sure to tune in to Sports Mo. You don't want to miss it. But that, Mikey, is Woods on Sports. Woods on Sports. Woods on Sports. What did Representative Wiener say? Maybe it's Wiener and I'm mispronouncing it, but it's spelled.

2:38:22Representative Wiener said that caused the... I don't know. Is it whiners? I don't know. But apparently he said something that really upset a lot of people. And we have a clip of it. If you're interested, we're going to play it for you. What did he say that upset people so bad that they asked him to please retract his statement? Take a listen. And this is the scolding, by the way. They want to grow the bureaucracies here in Washington. They want to grow the size of government. If the president really does believe that he's pro-free market, I've not seen any evidence of their activity. When we come back, we'll play you the original comments that said, you got to take that back. That had to be bad. Oh, yeah. So we'll play that for you next.

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2:47:57That we got some really cool stuff going on. M Theory. M Theory Music and Mission Hills is hosting an in-store performance. It's going to happen with Steve Pultz. And that is tomorrow night at 6 o'clock. Nice. Should be cool. So, just wanted to tell you about that too. Five people on the Mikey Show. Myself, Woodsy, Lauren, Sienna, and Jay. Let's see. Okay, so here is the retraction that was asked. of this representative on the floor of the House yesterday. Is the gentleman seeking unanimous consent to withdraw his words? I request unanimous consent to substitute other words. That would involve a withdrawal. There's a gentleman withdrawing his words. Request unanimous consent to withdraw my words. Is there objection to the request? Objection sorted. Make no mistake about it. Every single Republican I have ever met in my entire life is a wholly owned subsidiary of the insurance industry.

2:49:00That's the exact same thing that he said the first time. That's what they're asking him to apologize for. And he goes, yep, I'd like to change it. They go, sure, go ahead. He says the exact same thing. You know what it sounds like? Me and Sienna. Yeah, it does. Basically. Mr. Speaker, I ask the gentleman words be taken down once more. I will suspend. I don't know what you're talking about. We love each other. We do. That's right. So that happened yesterday. That was very tense, man. It's so tense. They said, yes, sit down. Didn't go well. Grab some wood, bub. That's right. Hey, Lauren. I want to talk about your deal yesterday at TJ Maxx, which I've never. What is TJ Maxx? Clothes? Groceries? What is TJ Maxx? No, Mikey. It's both. Are you so removed from civilization from the little minions now? Yes. Wow. Yes. Wow. Yes. Well, I don't do a lot of shopping. I don't go shopping. So is it groceries? What is it?

2:49:58Is it a health food store? No. It's where I got my first bra. Really? Yeah, because I bought it myself because it was cheap. I didn't want my mom to buy it. Got mine in pennies. Lauren, what is it? It's like a department store, discount department store. Discount department store. Okay. And you were at TJ Maxx. And what happened? I mean, it happens all the time. And I just... Well, the first thing, I think I said something about the spatial and social awareness of people. That is, you know, the aisles in the stores now. There's like enough room for one cart to go one way, the other cart to go the other way. But some people think it's okay to just go completely in the middle of the two lanes. Just go sideways with your cart. And then not, when you walk through and you obviously can't get through with your cart, they don't move it out of the way. I think you're talking about something unspoken.

2:50:57And you're teaching me right now because I don't do that. I don't form a lane. OK, well, if you're in the if you're in the aisle by yourself. Yeah. But if you see someone coming through their heart. Oh, yeah. Move. Oh, yeah. Move. Get over to the exact other side. But I'm shocked at how many times I actually have to. I have to get past the polite nudging to the excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. And I can tell. Can I get by? I can tell right now because there's two kinds of excuse me. There's excuse me like I genuinely mean excuse me. And then there's the excuse me that Lauren's doing right now, which says I don't really feel the need to even have to say excuse me. But because you're so rude. Why don't you just tell them to move? Excuse me. Move. Move. That's my equivalent. I can't get through. Would you mind? Would you really do that? That person's being really disrespectful. So your answer to it is to be disrespectful? No. I would say, don't you see I'm trying to get through or something like that? That's argument. Objection. Argumentative. Yeah. Sustained. Couldn't do that. We're not playing that game anymore. I give him a, hey, pal. I give him a pal. Do you really? Or a chief or a bub or something. What if it's a woman? Hey, bubs, I'm trying to. Which it normally is.

2:52:22Hey, Broad, can you move your cart? It don't matter. Let me tell you something. First of all, as you guys know, I'm not very aware of what's happening around me. And so if that were me, I would go, oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. You'd be a normal person. Oh, I would be. So what happened with you? Well, what happens quite often is. The person won't even look up from whatever item it is that they're examining to even acknowledge that. Oh, I'm so sorry that I clearly was violating the code and in your way. Yeah. So sorry that you had to tell me three times to move out of the way. They just inch the cart out of the way. Just enough. Just enough so you still have to. Passive aggressively. Yeah. And they don't even look up, like won't even make eye contact with you. Just move it out of the way. They give you a. Ram the cart. Ram the cart. Yeah, and I've had to move. I will move people's carts. If I do the excuse me more than once and it's still not moved, I will move it. Who doesn't move it after you say excuse me? You guys are mean. Yeah. They're mean. Woodsy, men would never do this with one another. You just said you'd call her a broad. That was a bit. But I would say to Mikey, hey, pal, I'm trying to.

2:53:45sneak by you mind if i sneak by and i would dude i'm sorry about that man sorry dude but what if he says nothing and he continues doing what he's doing dudes wouldn't do that yeah yeah yeah dudes don't do that would never not only that not only that but women will do that whether or not it's a guy doing the excuse me or the or a girl doing the excuse me women will give the yeah but if you're trying to get through and you're a guy and say it's a girl who's doing it how do you handle that Excuse me, sweetheart. Can I sneak by? And she doesn't do anything. She ignores you. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Let me sneak by. I just need to sneak by you real quick. Thank you, dear. She still doesn't move it. Trade some paint. Well, then I go, hey, I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be a jerk. Let me just move this out of the way. I'm going to sneak by you. Yeah. Definitely. Life is too short. Here's the deal. That's annoying. So how is that any different than what I'm doing? Because you're sitting there going. How do you think a woman would react if I called her sweetheart? Passive aggressive. Right. Just ask for what you need. Say. Excuse me. Can I get by? Pardon me. Pardon me. Can I sneak by you real quick? Thank you. I will say this, though. Be sweet. And as you're listening, you've got to ask yourself, am I this person? I will say this about Lauren, and I'm kind of the same in this regard. There's an unspoken, and it's a little bit different than that.

2:55:10The whole shopping cart thing. But there's an unspoken amount of space that I think should exist between people. Mm-hmm. When you're talking to them. Yeah. And you know what... I call them space invaders. Yeah. I'm a space invader, I think. Are you? Are you really? I don't know. I don't notice that. I don't notice that. Really? Uh-uh. Oh, okay. No, no, no. You know a space invader, because they're going to kiss your nose. Oh, yeah. I don't want to do that. They're going to kiss your forehead. They're so close. They talk so close to you. And your body language is kind of starting to lean back and get a little further away from them as they are talking really, really close to you. And you're like, wow, that's really making me uncomfortable. And I want you to know with my body language that what you're doing right now is making me really uncomfortable. I can see what you had for lunch in your teeth. Yeah. You know the person? Absolutely. And you know where you find this guy a lot? It could be one of your buddies at the bar. I've got buddies that are close. They put the arm around you. They rip your head in and they would, man, this place is awesome, dude. This place is rad. You're like, get off me. Get away from me. What about in the workplace where it's just a person that works with you? Some creep. Well, you know, and the person, they just, when they talk, they talk really close to you. And you're like, oh, oh.

2:56:32Oh, wow. There was one over at the CC station where we used to work. Yeah. You knew her? There's a woman? Oh, she's a woman. And she got, I mean, I could see what she had for lunch. Really? And everything. It was just like, it was HD. She was so close to me. And I started looking at the pores on her forehead. I was like. The thing that I've never understood about the close talker is the space invader. How come you're not uncomfortable? Right. How is it that you're more comfortable? Speaking this closely. Next time they do that, you should just be like, you want a piece of gum? Yeah. Like, oh, whoa, sorry. I haven't space invaded any of you guys, have I? No. I don't think any of us are. You don't like to get close enough to where somebody could reach you at an arm's length. Like, I'm a hugger. Like, I'm a hugger. Like, I give Sienna a hug. I give Lauren a hug. You give me a hug. I'll give Mike a hug, and he's like, eh, he shrivels. He's like, uh-oh. He shrivels up like, oh, God, what's he doing? When I see Woodsy, when we go out, Woodsy will give me the bro hug, which a lot of times will happen with one arm. It wraps around me. Little pat. Yeah, and Woodsy's so tall, you know, and he's kind of strong. No. Kind of, you know, so you'll give me that. You'll get the damn. I'm like, hey, boss. It's not like hugging tattoos. You're squeezing me. You don't like it?

2:58:00No, it isn't that I don't like it. It's that you don't like it. Let me explain. I just don't like it. No, it isn't that I don't like it. It isn't that I don't like it. I can feel his man heat. Write that down. Write that down. Mark that. I can feel his body warmth. Through his t-shirt. I can feel his man heat. I can feel man heat. Which is different than girl heat. Really? Oh, totally, man. Here's what you need to start doing with me then. Like what Todd did. When Todd came in, Sienna's fiance came in. We gave it the slap with the right hand. Like a sideways high five. The sideways high five. The pull in and the one pat or two pats on the back. What's up, brother? Bam, bam, bam. It's a three-part deal. So sideways high five. Like this. Like you're swatting a fly. This one here. Oh, God. What's up, dude? That's it. That's all I need from you. Well done, guys. Now, how weird would it be if, like, when we all had dinner last Friday? Can we hug? Rebecca came in. Can we hug like normal? Rebecca came in. But you don't want to do like a grill. I do. I'd rather hug him like a woman. Really? I would. Put your head right here. I'd rather hug you like a man embracing a woman. So we go to dinner.

2:59:20I give Rebecca a hug and I try to do the man hug with Mikey and he's just so uncomfortable. He's like, I don't even know what to do. Can I point something out? What? Okay. Lauren. I just think it's funny. We work together every day. We see each other five times a week. I'm going to say this. I was thinking the same thing. We come in. We're all like, hey, what's up? How you doing? As soon as we go to like a social place, we're like, hey, hugs all around. Why do people do that? Goodbye and hello hugs. I give hugs every day. Why do people do that? I don't get a hug from you every day. You don't? No. I think I get a hug every day at some point. Why do people do that, though? Yeah, but I'm a hugger and Woods is a hugger, so we just hug. Not a hugger. How come you work with people, but when you see them... And you know what? Like, we could meet for lunch and we're not going to hug. Yeah. It's only when you meet... For dinner. Like, we're going to hug Sienna at her wedding. Oh, yeah. You guys are going to hug each other. We're going to hug each other at the wedding. But not tomorrow morning. But not tomorrow morning. Like, why? I won't have anybody to hug tomorrow. I guess I'll hug Jesse. Why do we do that, though? How come when we go out for dinner, do hugs take place? Because you're out. You're out. I think it's like you know you're going to see each other at work, maybe. Although I knew we were going to see each other at dinner, but it's a different environment, and we're, like, dressed nice. I know what it is. We're not working. Nope. That's not it, because if we see each other for lunch, we don't hug. As you said, we're not working.

3:00:47Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm slow. Here's the deal. The hug says, this is a very special occasion. Yeah. Special occasion. Yeah. I hugged Todd when he came in. Yeah. You did? Mm-hmm. So did I. And you know what? If you didn't, you're a cold, icy person. The first time you meet, the handshake. And then, you know, with the end of the meeting, you hug. And then from then on, it's a hug. Right. And if you don't. It says something about you. You're not a good person. I need more hugs from you. Oh, dude. But I'd rather hug. See, you're so tall. And I'm so not. That it's like, I get like, it's awkward. Your head, Mikey's head rests on my belly. Yeah. I'm like, I'm hugging his belly button. You're suckling on his teeth. Yes. I'm suckling. Gross. So I think that the regular. But no, the regular huggle beam. That's weird. Yeah, let's do a side hug. Can we practice? Yeah, practice. I want to see you guys practice what you and Todd just did. The sideways high five and then the pat on the back. If you're watching on the camera, if you're watching on the camera. Let me see if it's on you guys. Don't make it weird. Let me see if it's on you guys. Don't make it weird.

3:02:00I love that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Mikey had the biggest smile on his face while you did that. You're like, ah. You got it. That was fun. It was like him hitting a golf ball the other day, man. It feels right. That's right. You got it. You got to do it right. You know what's weird? My family's not like a big hugging family. Yeah. And when, like, I'll go out to lunch. My sister and I are really close. We're, like, best friends. Yeah. We'll go out to lunch with mutual friends and, or we'll, like, see each other. And everybody else, like, we'll all, we'll hug everybody else. But the two of us will never, like, hug each other. Really? Well, I just, I think it's, like, I take it for granted that I'm going to see her all the time. So, I don't know. So you don't do the hug? No, and everybody else will hug. My, uh, my daughters. We were a big-time hugging family. They'd sit in my lap and everything. Then they got around 11 or 12, and they moved away. They didn't move away, but they didn't want to have any physical contact. I couldn't hug them anymore. You couldn't hug your daughter? No. I've got a question about that because I've heard that before. In fact, when Lou Bush was in here, you guys were kind of talking about that. Tell me this. The first time that happened, what did it look like?

3:03:13It just changes slowly. Something happens with a girl's body around 13 where she's all of a sudden like, you do not. Mom is everything at that point. It's harsh. It's a harsh reality. Because you love them so much and you just want them to hang. Jay, do you get the ass out hug? No, you get nothing. You get nothing. Stop it, Dad. Yeah, that's what I want to know. It's just like one day. How do they react? They're just like, their arms are down. They're just like, oh. They make it know through body language that they'd rather not. Oh, yeah. You totally get the picture. And they give you the stink eye. But then they kind of come around to the other side. You know, they hit, you know, it depends on the age. But Maddie hit at about 20 where she finally came back in. She was like, awesome, hug. You know, she's like, loves on you. And then she appreciates you again. At what age? About 20, and it depends. You go through like seven years of your daughter not really feeling you. Absolutely, dude. Absolutely. Remember, Mikey, when I was in school, when I was in high school, I would never hang out with my parents. Ever. You go off to college, and then you come home, and you're like,

3:04:21I think I'm going to go to a movie with mom and dad. Like, I would spend New Year's with my parents now. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's just you have those six or seven years where you're like, get. I want nothing to do with you. Well, because I'm chubby, when I started to develop breasts, I wouldn't have anything to do with. Look at that. Killed Lauren. She loves her some Mikey humor. Did you read her blog last night? Yes, I did. Her blog. Please go read at MikeyShow.com. MikeyShow. Lauren O'Brien's last night blog. Well, it's actually my Tuesday blog. Oh, it's Tuesday. A little behind. She loves. Will you play the song, please? She loves the Mikey humor. Yeah, I will. She writes, well, we've been making fun of Mikey about the Michael Shannon and his resemblance to rerun from what's happening over the last few days. Now, the Michael Shannon thing, she writes in her. In her blog that I used to work at a jazz station, it was an easy listening station. Oh, I'm sorry. We didn't play jazz. What we did was we played like rock and let's talk. James Taylor. That's right. This is the new one from James Taylor. Coming up in the next 20 minutes, we're going to do some. We're going to do the brand new one from Celine Dion. We've also got some Michael Bolton coming up next hour.

3:05:36And don't go away. I'm also going to be playing by request. We're going to be doing some of that Engelbert Humperdin. So we'll do some of that too. That's right. You have a very smooth voice though. No, you sound like Michael Shannon. This is what it sounded like. I would go like, K-Wave 97 FM. It's another 12 in a row that we're going to be doing here in just a few minutes. So hang on. We got the, wait, you had to do the smile too. So I go like this. Here, I'll play exactly what it sounded like. I'll even get you a song. Take two. I'll even get you a song. This is like my favorite story that has ever come from the Mikey Show. We're 19 shows in. The Michael Shannon thing. Kills you. It kills me. I can picture him. Yeah, when you're that kind of a DJ in between songs talking, you have to smile. Yeah, you have to smile. It comes across. You go like this. You go. This one's by request going out to Cynthia today. We wanted to hear this one on KWave 97 FM. Sarah McLaughlin, gorgeous song. I can't remember the name of the album, but I know you will. It's called Angel. Oh, my God. Nicely done. That's incredible. That was right up to the post. Watching Monet paint. Yeah, that's what I would do. A master. And now, what people didn't know was that the chubster behind the microphone. It's a Latino. Was a Latino with, you know, I was ginormous. With? What were you wearing?

3:07:01Well, only when I went out to a special occasion. Okay. Because at the time, for really tall, handsome, thin men, at the time, suspenders were back. Like the business look was back. They never left. But you don't rock that if you're like 280. You know, you don't rock that if you're 5'6", 280. You shouldn't rock that. And what you really shouldn't rock in addition to that is cosmetic glasses. Giant. Tortoise shell. Tortoise shell cosmetic glasses. And so what does Lauren put on her blog? The best. The best. Here it is. Fred Berry. As soon as you see rerun. That's Mikey. Michael Shannon. That's what Michael Shannon used to look like. Please go to her blog. Please go to her blog. That song keeps just like intermittently just popping into my head. Hey, Jay. Yeah, go ahead. I will give you. I will give you $500 if you can get Fred Berry in here. I don't think he's alive. Is he not? I think he passed away. All right, I'll give you $1,000. Make it $1,000. I'll give you $1,000. It's got to be worth $500 more. $1,000 to get Fred Berry here. To exhume your body. Honey, my wife is on the line. Honey? Hi. Hi, babe. Hi. Hi.

3:08:44Um, I have a really awkward hugging story. Oh, good. With Lauren. Oh. Oh. Really? Yes. Oh. Lauren. Okay, so, you know the awkward hug. First of all, I immediately figured out. Wait, wait, babe. Pause, pause, babe. Lauren's got the vein. Lauren, when she gets really, really nervous, like embarrassed or whatever, the vein pops out on the forehead. On the forehead. Go ahead, babe. Okay. Well, no, I should be the one that's embarrassed. I don't know why she's embarrassed, but I never met Lauren before. I had heard, you know, all about her. And, you know, I was so excited and I couldn't wait to meet her. And I'm a hugger. You know, I hug everybody. You are a big hugger. And she came over to the house for the first time and she walked into the front door and I just was like, hug, you know. Right.

3:09:42So awkward. Well, you had your baby in your hand, too. I know. It was like this kind of weird, like, I'm not really sure. You know, everybody's had like the awkward. Like a handshake hug. She sticks her hand out. Yeah, you basically, her handshake went into your rib cage. We ended up like face to face, and I was like, sorry, that was really awkward. I'm not trying to French. I love it. I love it. And then I felt really bad because. You know, some people aren't like, I don't, it was just awkward. And I was forcing a hug on her. And then I'm like, maybe she's not comfortable hugging. And then it was all weird. And I've. That's awesome. That's awesome. Oh, you have? I moved on, but I definitely remember that moment. Now we know she's not a hugger. When I remembered it has been when I've seen you like after that, because I'm like. She's my hugger. I'm going in for the kill. Rebecca runs up with just open arms just so there's no mistake. I'm coming to give you a hug. That's hilarious. She's a great hugger. All right, babe. Thank you, honey. Bye, honey. M1 Dave. Yes? Dave, you have a space invader at work? Oh, yes, we do. We work in a cube city, really high walls, so you can't really see people as they're coming up to you.

3:11:05Right. But this guy, he'll come up and you'll be sitting in your chair. And the height difference is just perfect that when he pins you in your chair, it's right there. His junk is right there. His what? His piece. Oh, no. It's like right in front of you? Like a foot away. Hello there. Hey, little guy. And you can't get away. You're like, can you? He's holding you down. He has the arm draped over your shoulder, you know, right to your side, and you're like, please get that thing and you. Oh, I know for sure Woods would go, dude, get your piece out of my face. Yeah, get your piece out of my face, dude. So, funny thing, we like to do when we put our feet in the cube wall and we see them coming. Yeah. We take back and forth outside the cube. Like a lion trying to get in. That's so hilarious. That's great. That's awesome. to do he's like i want to close the distance but i can't so that's so great that's so great thank you for the call all right no problem appreciate it that was great it's michael shannon k wave 97 i found we got the request for some journey and open arms and uh coming up next we're going to give you the brand new one from calee dion she's got a movie coming out called titanic where she does the soundtrack it's k wave nice i would give

3:12:24I would give anything to have been at that event that Mikey was at, as Michael Shannon, in the suspenders, the khakis, the whole... Anything. Anything. Well, you have to say what he did if you're going to tell the story. Went to the urinal and I got spillage. Mikey had a little spillage, a little drippage, and then had to go announce a band. Not a... No. A band sounds cool, Woods. A band sounds cool. Who was it? It was Judy Collins who sang, Bring in the clown. Bring in the clowns. Where are the clowns? The clowns are announcing the show. Suspenders and cosmetic glasses are running about 280 right now. For Halloween, you must dress as Rerun. You have to. You have to. I got to find him a beret. I got to find him a beret. A red beret. That'll be easy to find. That's awesome. Please. Please. Oh, what a... I've never, I love it. Because I've known Mikey like 10 years, right? And I knew Mikey back in his wilder days. I knew him in his, you know, different days. This opens up a whole new, it's like a whole new dude. I'm fascinated by Michael Shannon. Fascinated. Oh, Michael Shannon was a very awkward, awkward guy.

3:13:42Oh, that picture we have on the wall of Michael Shannon. It slays me. It's so close. That's actually, what they did was they took a picture of rerun and they just Photoshopped my head into it. And what's so uncomfortable about it is that's actually cooler than I looked. It's way, way cooler than I actually looked. Oh, it's just hideous. I'll never forget when that came over my email. I died. I died. It's the worst. M1 wood chip made that for us. It is brilliant. It's fantastic. It's awful. Hey, Sienna is so bummed because apparently there's some changes at Jamba Juice. This really affects me personally. Yeah? Did you know that Jamba Juice has oatmeal?

3:14:44No. Yeah, I actually did know that. I went in there recently and do you know what I got when I went in there? Sausage. No, I didn't get sausage, Woods. A sausage smoothie. No, I didn't. Sausage and bacon smoothie. What the heck? I get what you're saying, okay? I don't. Hamburger smoothie. Are we getting warmer? They're saying I don't necessarily get the most healthy things is what they're trying to say. I actually got... A shot of wheatgrass. Lauren and Jay are rubbing off. I'm going to out Mikey because I sent him a text message about two weeks ago, maybe a week ago, and we were bantering back and forth, and I said, P.S., I'm going to get a wheatgrass shot, expecting him to be like, well, actually, he sent a two-part message. First one was, I just vomited in my mouth at your P.S. Second one was, P.S.

3:15:43I actually have thought about getting a wheatgrass juicer myself because I love wheatgrass shots. You're kidding. I don't know that I said I love them. Oh, I'm going to dig it up. All right. I'm going to dig it up. I've had one before, and it was absolutely the worst thing I've ever had. It tastes like grass clippings. I love them. That's weird because I like the way grass tastes. Really? When I play baseball, I always, when I play outfield, I'm picking up grass and chewing on it. You know me. I get to chew on everything. You're being facetious. No, I'm serious. I eat grass. I eat everything, but I eat grass. Then you'd like wheat grass juice. Maybe I'm going to go get myself a shot. Does it make you feel better? It's sweeter than you'd think. It's supposed to be good for you. I don't know. Is it good for you? All you have to do is they say. They.com. They.net. They said. But they say that if you take, like, a shot of wheatgrass juice a day, you know, it's as good as eating a bunch of healthy vegetables every single day. And it's real good for you. And what it does is it gives your body.

3:16:43Listen to me. I sound like a yoga instructor. I'm bored. Can't see too. Is that Richard Simmons over there? Yeah, what it does, it gives your body the needed vitamins and minerals. Any accidents? Yeah, I take it during my period is when I like to take it the most because that's when my body is naturally depleted. It is cleansed. And it does. It cleanses me. I drink kombucha during my period. I do too. I do. I have that as well, but I'll have it. And what it does is it keeps the urinary tract infections away. It really does. It really does. It really does. If you had it every single day, the things that you release from your body would probably look totally different. I'm going to go get one after this show. Make sure you do it on an empty stomach. And wait a half an hour before you eat anything else. Why? Because you have to let it run its course. You're ridiculous. Come on. Come on now. Is that true? It's true. All right. All right. Well, let me tell you about Jamba Juice. They do have oatmeal. Now, this is honest to God the truth. The best oatmeal I've ever had in my life. Better than any other oatmeal there is. The best. All right.

3:17:53It's a bold statement. Yes, it is. So what's the deal with it? I think a lot of people would agree with me. On Wednesdays, they have $1 oatmeal, which is a great deal. They have this blueberry kind that's like... Will you please tell me what they're going to change over there? It tastes like cobbler. It tastes like cobbler. It's like my wife telling a story. They have $1 oatmeal on Wednesdays, but they're changing it now to $2 oatmeal because they're adding another option to the Jamba Juice table. And it's going to be hot drinks like coffee and stuff like that. Really? I'm surprised they haven't had that sooner. I mean, it makes sense. So what's the matter? What? Why are you upset? Because it's now $2 oatmeal. She don't want to pay more for it. It should be $1. Why are you changing it? Well, every time, I didn't even know that they had a $1 Wednesday. And now I already missed it. Now you're upset about it. And I've been paying like $3.50 or something. Well, now as far as you know, it's still a deal. It's still $2. I know. But the fact that I knew that there was a $1 and I missed it. Missed it, yeah. Speedy Gonzalez is going to be made into a movie. Who's going to play Speedy? Can I guess? Let's take some guesses. Can I guess?

3:18:57Micah Sparza. Micah Sparza. He should. Michael Shannon. Yeah, Michael Shannon is. Spita Gonzalez was the best on Looney Tunes. I would say that it's probably going to be... Lou Diamond Phillips. Yeah, Lou Diamond Phillips. No, you can get it. I think you can get it. Edward James Olmos. Yeah, there's only a few people. Anthony Baldera. Oh, what's his name? Antonio Baldera. No. Or Banderas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Antonio Balderas is going to play him. Or his brother, Antonio Banderas. Like if he was in a porno, that's what he would call himself. Balderas. Did I say Balderas? Yes. That was my ex-manager's name. Really? Last name. He's a comedian. Oh, come on. Is it the guy that does the movie phone guy? Hello, and welcome. Yeah, is it that guy? To Speedy Gonzalez. It's George Lopez. Yeah, that guy is weak. New Line Cinema is trying to hook up this movie, and he's set to do the voice of Speedy. This is M1 Woodchip on the line, the guy that did the photo of Mia's rerun, right?

3:19:56Yeah, what's going on, guys? Not too much, dude. You're the Vincent Van Gogh of Photoshop. Yes. Your stuff should be hanging in the Louvre. While I'm making it, I got people walking in and out of my office. What are you doing? And I'm like switching back and forth to turn my work in this photo. Nothing. Oh, yeah, it was awesome. And I couldn't find a picture of Rerun anywhere. And I was like, where am I? I went to YouTube and I started watching the... the what's happening videos, and I would pause it and try to look for a right picture. And then I print screened it and put it in the Photoshop and then put his head on it. He's Vincent Van Gogh. You are diligent. Can you find it at M1 site? Yes. I believe they had it up, but I can't. I'm having trouble logging into M1 site. Well, that needs to be silk screened onto T-shirts. We would all wear them. We would all wear them. I wanted to make it into a silhouette to where you could totally do a shirt out of it. Oh, please do. Can I make one suggestion? Because didn't you say you wore glasses, Mike? Yeah, you've got to put the glasses on. We've got to put the big tortoise shell glasses. Yeah. It'll be done by the end of the day. 100% it will. You're the man. Nice. The man. Thank you, bro. All right. We appreciate it. That is M1 Woodchip. The guy's pretty talented when it comes to the Photoshop stuff. I just keep looking at the picture. Me too. I can't. And it makes me.

3:21:14Giggle. I keep waiting for it to come to life. I know. Sienna has a list of the most satisfying airports. Now, what does that mean? That means, like, you know, they're accurate. The lines aren't bad. They deal with your luggage. Get in there. Get out of there. That kind of deal. Yeah. And do you think San Diego made the list? There's 17 on here. I actually think they would. Yeah. I don't think San Diego's that bad. I love the San Diego airport. I love it. It's not on here. Really? Is DFW? Yeah. Number six. It's a good airport. You know what? It's huge. If you've never flown to DFW, the Dallas airport, it's like a city. It is. That's what I don't like. Well, here's the thing. It's the easiest. I don't even need my Tom Tom girl there. Yeah, I can navigate that thing. No problem. It's really, really easy. I take that personally. What? I'm sorry. You just heard Tom Tom girl and she's already reeling because of the date. We got to find out. Did you go on the date or not? Tom Tom girl. Affirmative, Mikey.

3:22:12Maybe we'll find out from you a little bit later how that went. Do you want to give us any kind of indication? Let's save that for another break, Mikey. Yeah, no problem. Did you guys kiss? Let's save that for another break, Mikey. No problem. Let me ask this way. That's a yes, I think. Did you guys smooch? Mikey. Do I have to keep repeating myself, Mikey? I like it when you say my name. I do, too. I like it when you say Big Papa. Big Papa. That's good. That's good. It's a TomTom girl. Thank you very much. The number one airport, so you know, is Detroit. What? You know why? Because nobody flies in or out of there. That's why. No problem finding your way around. Denver, Minneapolis. Is John Wayne on there? Orlando. You know the worst? JFK is on there. You know the worst is Vegas. You ever fly in and out of Vegas? Not that bad. Philly's bad. Waiting for your bag? Takes forever. Well, and you're like.

3:23:12I want to get to the casino. I want to go get drunk. Vegas, you cannot get to Vegas soon enough and you can't get home soon enough. You fly into Vegas and you get on that dart train that takes like 20 minutes underground. You're like, come on. And you're like, I'm in Utah by now. I'm practicing throwing dice on the thing. I'm like, let's go. You want to know my theory on the Vegas airport and LAX? Yeah. Any one of us. Yeah. Walk. around the airport on the inside with your sunglasses on and walk fast like you've got somewhere to be, they will think you're a celebrity. Really? Rerun? Tried and true. Yeah. Paul Blart. Tried and true. I'll be rerun, you be Paul Blart. I'll be Paul Blart. I love it. Santa could be Lindsay Lohan. Yeah, Lindsay Lohan. We could be Olsen twins. Yeah. You could be the Olsen twins. These guys are like, oh my God, there's Kevin James in rerun. I can't believe it. Is that Fred Barry? Fred Barry's here. And I'll go, I'll walk real fast and go, hey, hey, hey. I love it. I think that was Dwayne. It was? I think Dwayne said, hey, hey, hey. What did Greenland say? He danced a lot. Yeah. Snoop Dogg was on One Life to Live. No way. No way. Dude, I got clips of him acting on One Life to Live. And he also sang the theme song. Like, he did a new recording of the theme song. I cannot wait. Yeah, so I got that. It's all coming up.

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3:31:45Don't you copy me. I hate it when the kids do the thing where they copy. You know like the little children? Yeah. They try to talk and they copy you. It makes me sick. I'm not messing around. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't start to copy me. If you copy me, I'm telling you right now. Stop it. Hey, I'm talking to you. Don't copy me. That makes me sick when people do that to me. I'm sorry. I lost it. Really? You lost it? You're doing it again. You want to know what? Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Shut your mouth. I'm sorry. That was disrespectful. What is under my feet over here? What is that? What is it? Did you kick something? No, man. Dave. Dave. Dude. Really? What is it? A superintendent?

3:32:56No, that's Dave Matthews. You know who that is. What is Dave Matthews? He's a singer as well. Morning, Mr. Diamond. He's a musician. You're the hippie, right? I've been called worse. You got 48 people in your band, right? I've been called worse. Yeah. I know who you are. You rip off the Grateful Dead, don't you? I heard you ripped off a few people in your day. I've ripped off everybody that I've ever done. It's all a ripoff. But I'll tell you something. 980 million records and 80,000 pairs of panties. Can't be wrong, kid. 80,000? Wow, man. That's a little bit of an exaggeration. Do you have a joint? No, I don't have a joint. Of course, you're asking me if I've ever been to the joint, and the answer is yes. I've been to the joint five to ten times. You want to play a song together? Absolutely, man. What do you know, Sally? You might know this one. The Black Joes? The Black Crows. There's four black guys named Joe. I never mentioned the word addiction in certain company. Paints her eyes as black as night now. I think that guy is a fairy. I said she talks. Stop playing. Stop the playing. My name is David. That's what I said. Listen to me. Copy girl, shut up. Let me talk to you for a minute. Don't do that anymore. Neil.

3:34:44I'm Neil. Sorry about that. You're Neil. I'm Dave. I was going to call you Trish. I thought your name was Trish. My name's Dave Matthews. It's pretty bad when you sound worse than Dave Matthews. I like the guitar. I think it's nice. Thank you, man. But if you don't mind, I'd like to incorporate something into it, a little woodwind. Okay. What do you think? Absolutely. He's an expert. Pick it up from the chorus. Pick it up from the chorus. Yeah. Hold on. What's the chorus? What are you doing? We'll pick it up from the verse. Why don't you pick it up from the verse? The copy girl is messing me up.

3:35:59Shut up. It's picking up from the two angels. I hope you enjoyed that. That was, like, groundbreaking. Pleasure to meet you. Neil, you know, when you have a flute in your mouth, you can't really sing at the same time. That's... Really, Neil? You're joining the That's What She Said wagon? Yes. I'm impressed. I'm impressed. Hey. Hey. Stop copying me. Hey. Oh. Hey, it don't feel so good, does it? The tods have turned. What did you say? Are you still talking to me? What are you going to say now? I'm a little fairy girl. You are? You're a little fairy girl, Neil? I'm not a little fairy girl. She made me say it because I was copying her. I am not a little fairy girl. Mark that down. I'm not a little fairy girl.

3:37:18I'm going back to bed. Good night. Night, Sheila. Night. Good night. You guys want to hear Snoop Dogg? S-N-O-O-P-D-O-G. That's right. He was on One Life to Live. This town has always had some fine sceneries. Blondes, brunettes, light, dark, and mocha. But look out, ladies in Landview. The boss is back. Yes. I love this. How?

3:38:19Oh, Snoop. That's him doing the opening. Okay, so that's him doing the opening to One Life to Live. I have no idea why he was on it. Is he playing himself? One Life to Live. I don't know, but here's him on the show. Here's him acting, I guess. Kid B, you a player. Two dimes at the same time? What? Dimes? Look, you got Lil D on the lead zap, and you got Baby on the right. That's player. That's two dimes at the same time. Yeah, but, you know, Destiny's just a friend. Look. Lil D got it going on. But if you think the ride is fly, you must buy. Can I just tell you that I just heard 20 seconds of Snoop being a better actor than the person in the soap opera? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, than the other guy. A hundred percent, right? It might be him in old school. He's genius. I think he's a good actor. He's playing himself, though. That's true. Maybe that's why. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Why? For drizzle. Oh, my. Oh, my. Cracking her so long. For drizzle. Amazing. Sorry. You're welcome. You'll be telling that joke this weekend. 100%. At the wedding, like. You will be telling that joke. Hey, ladies. Why do they get. Yeah. Why do you. I get no respect. I get no respect. My favorite. Hey, Woods. Oh, gosh. Yeah. You want to go. You going solo to the wedding or what? Yes, I am. Actually. You need a ride. Oh, no. I've got my own car. Thank you, though.

3:39:52It's cool, dude. I could pick you up. I know you don't know the area that well. Maybe we lift weights before we go. You know, dude. You're looking good, dude. Thanks, man. You probably need the work that you were saying the other day. You need to work out a little bit. I do, and I'm gonna. But I'm really the kind of guy, dude, that likes to... I kind of like to, you know, go it alone. I'll spot you, bro. No, I really don't need... I do the elliptical. If you ain't, dude. What happens if you have an accident and you drop the weights on your throat like the kid from USC? You don't want that to happen to you, dude. I do the elliptical. I'll spot you. You should do some weights. He can spot you. He's really good. Free weights. He's trying to be nice. No, that's cool, dude. I thank you, though. I mean, that's nice of you, but I'm good. I'm good. I'm straight. You playing baseball? Yeah, playing baseball. We're probably going to get rained out again this Sunday, but, yeah, we're supposed to have our first game on Sunday. How's your dynamics? Huh? How are your aerodynamics? I'm asking you a question. You probably don't even know what I mean. See, dude, you ain't going to win if you don't know what I'm talking about. I have no idea what you're talking about. I've been playing baseball for 20 some odd years. What position do you play? I play pitcher. That's why you got to have the aerodynamics. Your arms, dude.

3:40:59Need to be completely smooth. Makes perfect sense. I'll shave them. I will shave them. I'm like a hairless dude anyway. No, you're not. I'm looking at hair. This is just a tiny bit. I will shave you. I'm good, dude. Just let me shave you. Aerodynamics. It kind of makes me a little uncomfortable when you're talking about shaving my body. What are you talking about? What's the problem? I come over like a dude with just a couple of guys hanging out. I put some aftershave on you. Like guys, alright? I'm good. It's California woods. Go with it. And I shave you. You really probably will throw the ball faster. And the aerodynamics will make it so that you're throwing up in the 80s and the 90s. Might as well try. It doesn't make me comfortable having another dude shave my arms. It's a dude thing, man. I've never shaved a dude's arms. I'm good. I'm good. I think a lot of dudes do that. It's the first time for everything. You're overthinking it. I'm telling you right now. I'm overthinking it. I'm good, dude. I've got a lot of friends and stuff, so I'm cool, man. You can never have enough friends. Here's what we do. I've kind of got more than I can handle.

3:41:58Done deal. Four o'clock, I come over, shave you, then we go to the wedding. Done deal. I'll be there. I definitely won't be there. I definitely won't be there. I definitely won't be there. I definitely won't be there. So you're good. I promise you that I will not be there. I promise you. Sounds like you're going to be there. I promise you I won't be there. I promise you I won't. Perfect. With shaving cream. I promise you I won't. I saw on the cover the other day, Taylor Swift on the cover of some magazine. I don't remember what it was. And I said. All of them. And I said. A tweet down? Nine o'clock hour. We have to break early. Oh. Three times. Three times. I feel like I'm getting on the ball. Two times. What about Taylor Swift? I know. I want to tell you the Taylor Swift thing. We got to do this. We'll do this real quick and then we'll come over. She's about to get murdered. The question is, I saw Taylor Swift on the cover of this thing and I asked this girl that was standing there. Have you seen that movie Valentine's Day? She says, no. And I said, I've seen it. You felt cool, huh? I can't picture you doing this. Well, I did. And she started laughing. And I said, you want to know something? I said, in terms of chick flicks, it's probably the most tolerable of chick flicks. Wow. I thought it was pretty tolerable. No way. You think there's a more tolerable one? I think there's 10 more. Mikey, you were making suicide motions while we were in the theater. But.

3:43:31But. But. In hindsight. I did say that Taylor Swift was good and that the movie was cute. Just because George Lopez was in it doesn't mean you have to like it, dude. Okay? I mean. I know what you're trying to say. Good. Laying it up pretty thick, pal. That's. Your Mexican-ness is what defines you. So, if you think that there's better ones, what is the most tolerable? Don't tell me yet. 570-1949. If you have to and your girl is making you and you've seen one, what's the most tolerable chick flick for a dude? I'm going to write my list down. Out there. More of The Monkey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. It's important in life to make time for the things that matter. To make time for fun, time for adventure, and time for joy. All easily accomplished in a new BMW 3 Series. And right now.

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3:50:36That one's good. Hey, and I'll tell you, I may be a Sally or whatever. I thought The Notebook was a good movie. I thought The Notebook was L-A-M-E. No way. Sorry, it's not Stand and Deliver, dude. Unrealistic. Sorry, it's not Edward James Olmos, Stand and Deliver. Yeah, well, you want to know something to say? That's scary. Maybe it would be better if it was. You should have been in The Notebook. Yeah, you know I was originally offered the role. Were you? Yeah. You didn't get it? Yeah, I didn't get it. Because that day, you want to know what I had to do? What? That's what I had to do, right? That makes sense. Yeah. I had to strap on the little Cadillac, you know what I'm saying? You ever had the little thing in the back of your window, I see? Like the crown? No, the little doggie in the back of the window, I see. I thought you meant like that crown that I always see. Oh, man. Oh, is that a freshener? The dog that bobs his head? Oh, yeah. The dog that bobs his head up and down, I see. Like the chihuahua? Yeah. Yeah, the chihuahua, I see, I see.

3:51:38That's Edward James Olmos. I'm sorry you didn't get that role. Yeah. Ryan Gosling did pretty good, though. Yeah, I don't know what he is. That's a white kid, right? Yeah, he's white. Yeah. How about that Rachel, what's her name? My little angel. Rachel McAdams. Angel. Woof. The Notebook is the most unrealistic movie ever. It's easy, Star Wars. I mean, come on, dude. That's science fiction, though. Give me, I'll tell you a realistic love story. Titanic. I have a feeling that was based on... Oh, my gosh. The notebook is... I'm not a crier. The notebook is a tearjerker. It makes you... It really makes you, Lauren. It makes you know you know what love is. Yeah. True, true love. Let me write that down for Lauren. I'm not a crier. Yeah. True love. Knows no boundaries. Lauren is a lot more mushy. Right, Jay? For sure. For sure. She's got this hard shell, but it cracks and... She comes oozing out of it. I'm like an M&M. Yeah. Wow. No, more like a... More like a... An egg? Yeah, like a Cadbury egg. Ew. That's gross. Those are good. Oh, those are foul. Those are good. Those are disgusting. That is the essence of the show. They are gross. But they're, like, good. They got that stuff in there. I know. Stuff looks like yolk. It's not something I would crave, but if there was one in front of me that said, here, eat this Cadbury egg, I would eat it. Write that down. Write that down.

3:53:03Yeah. 5701949. What about you? What chick flicks do you like? I don't like them. Rebecca. Call, babe. Call. Rebecca has already said love, actually. Yeah. Come on. Don't like it anymore. How about Pretty Woman? Never seen it. That's ridiculous. You might as well not be human. Really? Yeah. What about Dirty Dancing? Never seen it. I've never seen that either. Never seen it. But when you say those movies, I know lines from them. I know that nobody puts baby in a corner. What about... Never seen it. I carried a watermelon. What is that? That's what Baby says. Is that what she says? I've never seen it. I carried a watermelon. Never seen it. No, the famous line is, don't put Baby... Nobody puts Baby in it. What about Sleepless in Seattle? Oh, so good. It's a good movie. It's good. See, Jay, I'm so happy you got my son. Oh, yeah, for sure. How did they see him? That's a good movie. Because it's a good movie. It's a good movie. Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan. Wife passes away. And they hold up, too. The movies hold up. They're funny. It's Rob Wright. All right. Was When Harry Met Sally a chick flick? If that's a chick flick, that's my number one. That's mine, yeah. It is absolutely brilliant. I love that sappy movie. Oh, dude. How cute did Meg Ryan used to be? Oh, I know. Angel. Meg Ryan is the same character in every movie. Oh, boy. Here we go. Every movie. If there's a movie with Meg Ryan in it, I'm like, I'm out. I'm out. I think she's right. Lucky for you, that hasn't been the case in the last 15 years. She looks like a duck now. She's like all quacked out. I think that the chick flicks are...

3:54:29The reason that I haven't seen very many of them is because I like realism and documentaries. And if it's outside of that, if it don't seem real, I'm like, ugh. I'll bring you that documentary that I watched last night. What is it? It's on wheat. Oh, I can't wait. Yeah, I'll bring it for you. It's really good. It's about wheat. It's about wheat. Is it really? Yeah, it's about wheat. Every time he says wheat, he says it funny. He says wheat. Wheat. Which wheat? Wheat. Which tweet won? What else did I not give you? Well, hold on. Is there a list or something? Yeah, no, we don't have any. No. No? No, we don't have a list. I just brought it up. I just wanted to see what people thought. I saw Taylor Swift. Yeah, I saw Taylor Swift, and I wanted to know if dudes had the most tolerable chick flick. It's sad that I, yeah. What about Little Women? Git. I'm just kidding. I've never even seen it. What about Smokey and the Bandit? That's not a chick flick. Are you sure? Yes. What about the Bad News Bears? What about Goodfellas? Yeah, what about Fight Club? Fight Club, that was my favorite one for sure. Casino. That's a good one. Prince is going to unveil some new music. On Friday, mañana. What? It's going to be a new song, and he's debuting it to a radio station on the East Coast. Prince is a musical genius. He's so weird, though. He is a musical genius. The song is called Cause and Effect.

3:55:49And it's supposed to be a rocker song filled with virtuistic guitar work and a poppy chorus. His trademark shrieks. Count me in. Dude is a filthy guitar player. And I mean filthy. San Diego police are going to start wearing head-mounted cameras. This is crazy. Yeah, they're starting it. Soon, really soon, San Diego police departments have joined a handful of other agencies across the country that are going to begin testing these head-mounted video cameras, which basically just record officers' interactions with the public. So say you get pulled over, rolling a stop sign. Or throwing a cigarette about it. Or throwing a cigarette about it. Yeah, there's never going to be. But, I mean, it's actually a good idea. You know, there's never going to be any more he said, she said type stuff. Like, they'll have video proof of exactly what happened in any. police incident. I would have liked to see that B-hole that pulled me over with his head camera on. The guy was a jerk. Was he not, Sienna? He was a jerk. I heard it. Trying to rip my door off. I heard it through the phone. But they're starting in San Diego. They're starting like the City Heights college area. I have an announcement to make. Fire away. The video of me and my golf swing is up at MikeyShow.com. Yes! I need permission for one second. MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y.

3:57:05S-H-O-W dot com. Not only do you get to see me and my golf swing, but you also get to see me in cargo shorts. Yes. No, you didn't. Oh, you sure did. That guy looks sharp, dude. That's Mikey. Mikey, you look so athletic and different. Watch this. Yeah. That is a nice, handsome swing. That is not that, dude. That is not... We are going to work on your practice. Look at Mikey. He can't accept a compliment. He can't do it. He's so uncomfortable. Here it goes. Here it goes. Bam! Dude, that's a beautiful swing. That is not bad, dude. She's talking about the guy behind me. She's talking about the little old lady behind me that just hit a drive 300 yards. That was not bad, bro. Talking about you. That's nice. Check it out. It's at MikeyShow.com. Let's see it one more time. You have a full golfer outfit on the polo shirt. They paused it as I was in the middle of the swing. They paused it and my friend Chris was there too. And he had like a little pen in his hand and he goes, he circles my side fat. He goes, it's a great, he goes, before he said anything, he goes, it's a great swing. He goes, but what's this right here? That's mean. I go, that's called the in and out, bro. Okay. That's what that is.

3:58:26I thought you said you don't like it. Yeah, well, you know what? But his wife does, which means he pretty much does too. That's the way you eat for dinner. It's the truth. 570-1949 is our number. Beginning and end of every call. We take open phones. You can call about anything you want. M1 Sanjaya, most tolerable chick flick. M1 Sanjaya, are you there? This is M1 Rob. Are you talking to me? Yes. I thought you were Sanjaya. Sorry, bro. So I was calling in with the greatest chick flick of all time, and I heard you guys missed it. But it's got everything. It's got action and adventure, fencing, fighting, giants, monsters, chases. Princess Bride. Yes, it was going to be the same thing. Princess Bride. Princess Bride. Here you go. Never saw it. Never saw it. Inconceivable. Never saw it. I've never seen it. You've never seen it? No. I'm bringing it in tomorrow. No, I made out with girls and stuff. I didn't watch Hobbit movies.

3:59:25It's not a Hobbit movie. It's hilarious. My name is Mentika Montoya. You killed my father. I was making out with French and girls. I wasn't watching Hobbit movies. Dude, it's hilarious. I live in a fantasy land, okay? Okay, you're not a cop, but do you like make a gun? Andre the Giant. It's in a movie. I'm out. Oh, that's it. He just says things just to say them. I'm out. I was hanging out with girls, okay? I wasn't watching a Hobbit movie. The guys that were watching that movie were getting the girls. That's right. I'm sure. I scored right after that movie. Did you? Yeah. Maybe during it. It's very tough. Maybe during it, Jay says. Probably. Let's see. M1, Adam, are you there? I'm here. What's up? You know, I'm a little upset with Lauren. Why? Because, you know, I'm sick, and so I'm trying to be healthy and get as much good stuff in me as I can. And so I was at Bristol Farms, and I bought myself some green kombucha. Did you really? I'm sorry. I did. I did. And, you know, Lauren, you failed to mention that there was any carbonation in the streak, and I have a meeting this morning. And all this little percolating material down here. Gross. Hey, I said it was good for digestion.

4:00:40Yeah, well, I shook this thing up pretty good, and I've got to walk and do it five minutes. And I'm pulling the Michael Shannon right now. You've got to shake lightly. It exploded all over his leg. You've got to shake lightly. Dude, kombucha is carbonated? Slightly carbonated. Oh, wow. You've got to give it a little. You slightly shake it up, it slightly explodes. Oh, wow. I'm so sorry. Wow. This tastes like bitter. It tastes like douche. You know, I haven't had the green one yet, but another M1 sent me a message and was like, that one was pretty hard. You got Hillary. You got her. I think if I throw this stuff in my dishwasher, it'll take off all the... Yeah, clean your golf clubs with it. Yeah, dude. Clean your carburetor with it. Just soak your carburetor in it. Go for the original flavor. This stuff is what goes into the flux capacitor. Yeah, for sure. Try the deer urine flavor the next time you can. That's my favorite. Thank you for the call. Said by the guy with dip in his mouth. That's right. Hey, listen. I'd almost rather take that. Yeah, you would. Hillary is up next. Hi, Hillary. How are you? Hi. How are you doing? I use kombucha to remove my nail polish. I'm telling you, man. Have you ever had it? No, I haven't. Oh, man. But it's something I would try. I'm definitely. You would definitely like it? That kind of thing. It's powerful.

4:02:04It's powerful. In a good way or a bad way? Bad way. It smells like vinegar. And we wouldn't try it, but Lauren says it tastes a little bit like vinegar. Well, I tried one of her drinks the other day, and I still have it on my teeth. What was it called? The essential greens. It's ground-up celery, carrots. Spirulina, that kind of thing. Exactly. It's got kale, and it's got... Yeah, it did. It's got kale. It's hard. A little bit of kale. Sorry it didn't have bacon-wrapped donuts. It's stored in there. I'm so sorry. Sorry, was it liquefied bacon for me and you? Jeez. Trying to do Bacon-Aid? It's delicious. Yeah. I'll see what I can do about that. A little Power Bacon-Aid? Power Bacon-Aid. I would love it. I would, too. After a hot day? Yeah. Just really relaxing to just sit back with some Bacon-Aid. Yeah, I'm in. But in order to make it healthy, you've got to grind up a little kale. You put a little radish in there. The radishes aren't green, though. I don't like radishes. Can't put that. They're good for you, but I don't like them. What kind of music we got coming up here today, Hillary? I'm going to play some rock. Nice. Nice, yeah. You're going to do it up? I'm going to do it up. Like Journey, Boston. Them Crooked Vultures. Foreigner. Cannibal Corpse. Cannibal Corpse. Foreigner. That's right. Can I say something? Yeah. The next time I'm going to be sitting in this chair. Yes. I will be married. A married woman.

4:03:29Next time I actually talk and have a conversation with you guys, I will be married. Sienna. Face to face. Good luck. We will miss you tomorrow. Like these things keep hitting me, you know, and it's like I've been so busy planning that I don't really think about the whole married part. Yeah. And then I just sat here and I was like, wow. Goodbye, Sienna Richards. We're going to miss you tomorrow. I hope you miss me. Are we going to refer to you as your married name when you come back? Like if we ever say your full name, can we? Can we say goodbye to Richards? I guess. I mean, I wouldn't be Richards anymore. You'll have to check Facebook. That's the official place. Yeah, yeah. That's where you change. Have you changed your status? I'm not married yet. Will you change it on Saturday? I will. Not on Saturday. Probably like on Monday. Because it would be lame to do it on Saturday. I'm not going to be like, I'm married, like at the altar. I would. On your phone? Yeah, of course. There was a guy that did that. There was a guy that did that. On YouTube. Yeah, I know. And they slayed him like he was an awful person. I'm like. Guy had to change his status. What are you going to do? Priorities. Yeah. All right. Lovely and talented Hillary is up next. We'll see you again tomorrow morning at 6 o'clock. The Mikey Show's out. Financial media station. Mikey in the morning. About the music all day and night. FM 94.9. About the music.