The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 03/08/10

0:00Welcome to the program, everybody. Monday morning, how many days we've been on the air, or how many shows have we done now, Woodsy? This is number 26. Nice. Welcome to the show. It's a Mikey show on a Monday morning, and it's a obviously somber Monday morning. If you haven't heard, the remains of Amber Dubois were found over the weekend. And obviously, most people are saying to themselves, probably not a coincidence, being that... Everything that just happened with Chelsea King and, you know, with everything that's going on with the investigation and, you know, just what the police department is finding as they're talking to John Gardner, I'm sure. And so first let me introduce everybody on the show, then we'll get right to it. My name is Mikey. I'm the host of the show, 39 years old and live up in North County. Woodsy is our sports guy. He is 34.

1:34and lives in North Park right now, but will probably be going up to North County at some point, right? Very soon, very soon. My wife is actually going to email your wife today. Sweet. Yeah, for some tips and things. Let's see. Sienna is our news girl, and she is 24 years old. And Sienna is from LJ. LJ, you know. She's doing a little La Jolla action on you. And then we have Lauren O'Brien. She is 29 years old and also from North County. From New Jersey. Well, originally, right? What's that? Originally from New Jersey. Originally, yes. And she is rocking the T-shirt. Not just any T-shirt. No. We'll talk about it. I can't wait. Let's table it. Let's save it. Yeah, you've got to save it. Table it. Table it. Jay is our executive producer. He's separated by glass. He's 46 years of age, and he's a North County guy as well. You can call us right now if you want to. 570-1949 is the number. We do open phones at the beginning of the show. So you can call about anything you want. And you can text us, too, 949mikey at gmail.com. So, yeah, the sad news was this announcement was made yesterday by Jim Mayer, who is the Saturday, who is the Escondido Police Department police chief.

3:01Human skeletal remains have been positively identified as being those of our missing 14-year-old Amber. Now, that was, you said Saturday, right? Well, she was discovered on Saturday. The skeletal remains were discovered on Saturday, yeah. Very obviously sad. Yeah. Sad news. But also, at the same time, probably a relief for her parents that there's closure to it. Oh, they're relieved that there's finally closure because it's been, what, they've been looking for their daughter? So sad. So, yes, like we said, were found earning. And they were found in Paula, North Reservation. Literally identified through the dental records Saturday afternoon. So they know Amber Dubois. Here's Amber's dad talking about the volume involved in it. The entire community, everybody who had efforts, and above all, their core. They were the most dedicated people you could ever imagine. Without them, we couldn't have done it. It's a tough and difficult time for that family. a tough and difficult thing for this community. I mean, the news is just, both of those stories happening at the same time hurt. You know, they hurt happening at the same time. And they were so close to each other, too, where the bodies were found, you know? Yeah. It's just like, oh. Geographically, they were. And Jim Mayer, again, talking about the remains were found. Escondido Police and Sheriff's House detectives were found when they made this discovery. Now, I'm going to ask you, Woodsy, do you think...

4:24that there's any way that it could be coincidental or you say no way got to be related to john gardner the first thing that came to my mind i was actually i got off the plane yesterday um i was coming back to san diego and i had an update on my phone and i hadn't heard anything about it because i'd been kind of out of the loop hanging out with my family and i remember seeing the text come through um and i just remember my heart sinking and the first thing that popped in my head and i'm probably wrong is that that maybe um what's the the defendant's name uh john gardner john gardner maybe he led them to her acting on a lead you know that's kind of what i thought immediately they said listen dude you know you're this is it i mean this is no no more playing around tell us what you know and and part of me had that instant reaction that he told him where she was this is the uh former da paul uh finkst talking about how a deal like that could have been made In this case, the most likely consideration that a district attorney would offer a suspect in return for information for the whereabouts of Amber's body would be to strike the death penalty and have him plead guilty to life without parole. That's exactly what I thought. If that's the case. If that's the case. We don't know, but we'll probably know soon. The thing is that everyone immediately assumed John Gardner had something to do with it. You know, this girl's been missing for 14.

5:43Almost 14 months, and they just now find her after the Chelsea King case. However, San Diego police have announced that John Gardner had nothing to do with it. Really? Yeah. Okay, then here's my thought, because here's the other thought that I had. Wow. The other thought that I had is that it's very possible that someone that knows John Gardner knew about it. Yeah. And they kept it because they feared John Gardner. Yeah. And now that he's in custody, they no longer fear him. And they want to help the police. I mean, that definitely makes sense. It could also be something as small as someone seeing something weird near Paula and with all the Chelsea King stuff going on, thinking, what if that was something? Maybe I should report this now because Chelsea King was so huge. It was on every news channel, on the radio. I mean, everywhere you look, you're going to see that story. Amber Dubois was never as big as the Chelsea King case, so it could have clicked in someone's mind easily. And the Amber Dubois case was definitely, well, here's the thing.

6:46That the Chelsea King case began and ended so quickly that there was a lot of, you know, there was just a lot of attention right away. The Amber Dubois case definitely when, you know, when it very first started was, you know, a big story. But then as time went on, it wasn't reported on as frequently because time was going on. Yeah. Well, yeah, because I didn't live here at the time. I mean, was it as big as. Chelsea, when it first broke? When it first broke. Yeah. When it first broke, it was a big story. But then, Sienna's absolutely right. As time was going on, it was sort of, because there were no new developments, we didn't hear about it as much after some time went by. Lauren? And a lot of the things that I was reading was that because there were so many accounts of people seeing her, which ended up being false leads, they were treating the case more of... Like a runaway case than a missing person. Yeah. So sad. This has drawn a lot of attention to people saying, okay, well, look, either way, it took police 13 months to find Amber Dubois. It took police five days to find Chelsea King. Like, it just shows that, you know, not all missing cases are treated the same. And people are voicing their opinions about it, you know? Well, and Woodsy and I were talking about this off the air last week.

8:09The first 48 hours after a crime occurs is the most important. Yep. Because after 48 hours, it becomes more difficult. If a crime can be solved within the first 48 hours, it's, well, if there are more leads in the first 48 hours, a crime has a better chance of being solved. But, you know, it's tough. Absolutely. It's really tough after that because you're not getting as much information. Things dry up. Really quickly. That's it. And so a sad day and at the same time a day of closure for Amber's family. So sad. If you're the praying type, pray for their comfort. That's very, very sad. And it's obviously a big deal here in San Diego County. If you want to call us, you can. 570-1949. And then if you want to text us, 949mikey at gmail.com.

9:07The Oscars were last night and I barely saw a second of them. Woods is from Dallas and was flying back from Dallas. So did you see any of it? That would be one more second than I saw. Really? By the time I got home and got in bed and got everything squared away, I missed the whole thing. You did? Yeah, the entire thing. Yeah, man. I got home at about eight and I watched the last hour just so I could try to bring something to the table. You did? I got into bed about nine. And I think I was just, there was two Seinfelds on and I said, eh, I think I'm going to stick with what works for me. Well, nine, it was over by nine anyway. I always enjoy the overwrought pageantry of the Academy Awards. Oh my goodness. It's the 82nd annual Academy Awards. Yes, very serious. Big deal. We're a big deal. Oh my gosh, that's orchestral. Oh wow, that's pageantry. Oh yeah. Oh. Curtsy, curtsy. Did anyone feel that that sort of just, passed gas right at the end of it. It just died out. Listen to that again and listen how this thing wraps up. It's orchestral, orchestral. And scene. Yeah.

10:29Well, so, Sienna, you want to run down the big winners? Who were the big winners? Well, the big winner of the night was The Hurt Locker. That's the Iraq War drama. And they won six out of nine of their awards. My brother, who's my I'm not kidding you. My brother sees every movie. He sees everything. My brother, Mark. There's not a movie I can ask him. Have you seen this? And he says no to. I know he's seen everything because the day it comes out, he goes and sometimes multiple films a day. Wow. He does. He's just a film fanatic. He's seen everything. Indie movies, the big movies, all of them. And he says that movie is absolutely phenomenal. Really? Yeah. He says The Hurt Locker is great. So true. Great movie. Yeah. You saw it? Oh, yeah. I got to see a bunch of them beforehand because Kim helps vote on them. What? Oh, yeah. His wife, Kim. She's a member of the Academy? No, she's a SAG actress. Really? SAG, whatever it is. Yes, and she gets the movies beforehand a lot of times. Last year we got all the movies. That is awesome. Dude, screening. Hook it up. Hello. Man, we have to sign in blood. I mean, they come in and they're like, you cannot give this, break it in half when you're done viewing it. They're hardcore. Hey, Jay.

11:47You know, like on your keys when it says do not duplicate? Don't do it. You know that you're allowed to do that, right? No, no. You know that you're not going to get in any trouble, right? It's a federal offense. So, Woodsy, are you saying that it's like that tag on your mattress? No, it's not. It's more serious, Lauren? It's a federal offense. It's a federal offense? If I go to his house and watch that movie? It's a federal offense if he goes over? Well, I don't know if you go over. Yeah, I'm not asking to borrow it. I want to have the Mikey Show screening of... The Hurt Locker. Absolutely. With all of us hanging out having popcorn and milk duds. Yeah, we'd have to go over there. My brother has some connection like that, too, where he gets movies in the mail. Yeah. And he votes on them, too. And I cannot bring any to my house. I have to go over there to watch it. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I'm like, I'm your sister, man. I'm not going to do anything. He's like, no. No way. They take it seriously. They do. So the director of the movie is a woman named Catherine Bigelow. And here she is accepting the Academy Award. For best picture. One more dedication to men and women all over the world who, sorry to reiterate, but wear a uniform. But even not just the military, hazmat, emergency, firemen, you know, they are there for us and we're there for them. Right on. Yeah. Love that honor in the military. I did not like her speak. You didn't?

13:12I didn't see it all. I just heard that. See, I just, I was really uncomfortable during it. Really? She was like out of breath. And I understand, you know, nothing's going to come out right. You're experiencing a moment of a lifetime. But it was like. Maybe you know what they should do. Maybe what they should do is they should pass microphones out in the audience so that you don't have to get up and get all freaked out. Yeah. You just get to do it right there at your seat. Because that would be me too. I'm so out of shape. And I was waiting for her to thank her ex-husband, which maybe would not have been right. But James Cameron is her ex-husband. Who do you think she learned it all from? He's the master. I thought that too. I was like, you want to throw him a bone? You want to throw him a bone? And he was there too. He was sitting there. And Avatar was up against her. Yeah. They were up against each other. And before the winners came out like weeks ago, James Cameron even said, I actually hope my ex-wife does win because I have more than enough. Whatever, bro. He didn't mean it in a jerky way. He didn't mean it in a jerky way. Sure he didn't. Backhanded. Sure he didn't. Backhanded. Backhanded. I have enough. I've got plenty. Let her have one. Avatar was the second big winner of the night as well. You were? Yeah. They won how many? Three? Three of their nominations? Nerds rejoice. I just don't see the big deal. I just don't. I didn't like it. An hour too long. Cracked my cell phone. Did you see it, Lauren? Yeah, I saw it.

14:39Did you like it? It was cool, but it wasn't great. Yeah. I mean... Well, it's no Titanic, right? No, it was no Titanic. Do you want to hear the best actor and actress? Yes, I do. Well, the best actor, and I called it because I love this guy, Jeff Bridges from Crazy Heart. That was the movie he was in. Has anybody on the show, has any of us seen Crazy Heart? No. Of course not. I want to. I want to. Do you know what it's about, Sienna? No idea. It's about two hours. Oh. But he seemed very genuine. He, I mean, he's been nominated back in like 1971 or something. And this was the first time he won. Yeah. And he's been nominated, I think, like three or four different times. He's cool, dude. Yeah, he seems like a such awesome guy. He's a great actor. And the best actress was... Who? Sandra Bullock. She had an awesome speech, too. It was really good. I'm going to make an observation. Okay. Maybe I'm popular. But whenever I saw the little clips of her, I was like... Me too. You too, Lauren? Me too. Doing the Southern thing. Wait, what do you mean? The clips of her exception speech? No. No. Clips of her in the movie. In The Blind Side. The Blind Side. Have you seen clips? I have. What do you think? Are you like, Hi, I'm Sandra Bullock. Stop. It's almost as good as her Jersey accent. Yeah. I miss congeniality. Exactly. Oh, wow. That's a tough one. To pull off a Southern accent if you're not Southern, it's not easy.

16:04Well, not only that, I just sort of felt like it seemed over the top. Talented actors before and after her will conquer the, you know, the accent. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's true. But it's she, it seemed like, ha! Do you want to join our family? Really? Hey, CD. I don't think that she ever thought she was going to win. She's against Meryl Streep. Do you know that Meryl Streep has like 16 Oscars? Are you kidding? Like someone was giving a speech, you know, introducing all of them. And he made a comment like, you know, I think they should end at 16. You know, Meryl shouldn't be up anymore. And I was like, wait a minute, wait a minute. Can't be. There's no, that's, if that's true. That's amazing. Check it out on a break. I'll check it out on a break. But I just, on a side note, need to point out something really cool about Sandra Bullock. What? The night before was the Rossi Awards. Now, that is for the worst.

17:00movie or the worst? The worst everything. Worst movie, worst actress. And she was up for the worst actress in the movie All About Steve with, who was in that movie? Really hot guy. Bradley Cooper. Yes, Bradley Cooper. My twin. And she actually went to the awards, the Razzies. No way. Really? She did? And not only that. She won, obviously, and she walked up there with a wagon filled with DVDs that she said, I'm going to give to the whole crowd. And she was just really funny about it. You know, like worst actress one night, best actress the next. That's killer. Yeah, this is her accepting the Razzie for worst actress, which is just nutty that she gets worst and best. I know. Some of us believe it was one way. Sorry, I recorded this from the bathroom. I can tell. I did. So I don't know if that comes through. They say in the business of it prints. Yeah.

18:07No, but this is really wonderful for the most important reason. They said no one went to go see this film, but I know that there's over 700 members here. Sounds like she's recording it from Jay's office. From Jay's studio in there. In the world, this little tiny studio. Well, thank you very much. No, she basically joked and was like, you know, if you want, I could read through the whole script again. So where do they have the Razzies? Is it like a pizza hut? I don't know. Where is it? I mean, I have a whole list of the Rossies, too. We can get to all that. I mean, it's nuts. Cool. Hey, by the way, I have another big-time charger that is gone. Are we going to have a team? Are we going to have any good news today? I'm trying out, by the way. You might as well, bro. I'm going out. I'm going to try out. Yeah, Sienna can try out. And I'm going to tell you this. There's other big sports news that Woodsy has for you. There is a big, huge-name NFL player.

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24:59What will a girl do that you go, okay, I remember that's something that I'm supposed to look for. And we'll see what you ladies think. We'll see what CNN and Lauren think about these things. And we'll take your phone calls as well. First, Lauren's t-shirt. Oh, wow. How did it come up, Sienna? Last week we were talking about men. We were talking about, you know, things that we wish we could do of the opposite sex. Like I was saying, man, you guys get to wear T-shirts and it's like cool and stylish. And we have to wear these like tight fitting things. And Lauren said, well, I can wear a T-shirt. I'll do it. Women can wear the same thing that men wear. And Woodsy was like, well, yeah, physically you can. It's just you ain't going to. It's not going to be pulled off very well. Well, here's the deal. A guy can wear a t-shirt that says Van Halen 1984. It's cool. It's cool. A woman, on the other hand, if she wears that same exact t-shirt, she looks like a slob. A slob! I'm sorry. Now, if it's a really tight Van Halen 1984 shirt, I look at her and I'm like, ooh, kind of cool. But if it's my t-shirt she pulls out of my old hamper and puts on like...

26:10Come on, dude. Spruce it up a little bit. But, Woodsy, if it's a chick wearing a T-shirt, it has to be a girl T-shirt. It's got to be a girl T-shirt. And if it's a girl T-shirt. I have a girl T-shirt on today. Yeah. I'll unzip. You have a girl T-shirt on? Yeah, that's a girl T-shirt. Yeah. Tiny, short sleeves. Tiny. Yeah. It's form-fitting. A baby T. A baby T. Skin-tight. It's form-fitting. Yeah. Okay. Lauren? I'm not sure anyone can pull off this T-shirt that I'm wearing, to be honest with you. No. That is 100% correct. Bradley Cooper couldn't wear that and look cool, dude, okay? Vince Vaughn. Dude, let me tell you. I would say Kevin Costner in the film Dancing with Wolves couldn't pull this T-shirt off. Would you be scared if all the lights were turned off and I snuck up on you wearing this T-shirt? Yeah, I would. You know why? Because there's a wolf on the front of your T-shirt with glaring white eyes. Does it glow in the dark? They're like yellow eyes. No, I wish it did, though. That would be so cool if it did. Well, the agreement was, we put Lauren to the test. We said, if that's true that women can wear men's T-shirts, why don't you wear one all next week? And she said, okay. I think I actually challenged myself.

27:22Yeah. Yeah. You did. And you guys obliged. And it went from like wearing a T-shirt that was loose to wearing like an XL men's T-shirt. Right. Today is not the true test. No, we didn't say it had to be a man's shirt. We just said it had to be like a regular loose T-shirt. I said a man's shirt. I was going to bring in my own. Man's. It has to be. That's the spirit of the agreement. Yeah. The true test is going to be Wednesday. When we go to lunch and we go to the movies. You guys are, like, scared about it. I don't care. I kind of don't even want to walk with you. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. We're going to walk. You're so vain. Yeah. I just kind of don't. I don't think so. I don't want to. They'll be like, who are those people with that nerd over there? Again. You're so vain. It's not me I'm worried about, hon. It's you. I'm not worried. Don't worry for me. Today, she's got on a black man's wolf t-shirt. Not a black man's. Yeah, no, not a black man's t-shirt. The t-shirt is black and it's got a wolf on the front of it. It's my least favorite t-shirt of Matt's, by the way. It's a good choice. Why does Matt have that?

28:30Good question. I didn't know how else to ask. I just didn't know how else to phrase it other than to just come out with it. Matt right now is just waking up like, really? She wore the wolf one out of all of my shirts? Oh, he knows I went for it. He's like, wow, you're going to wear that one? You hate that one. I'm like, oh. You mean he will wear it on the reg? He wears it on the reg. This is what happened. He, okay, every year he goes down to Myrtle Beach in South Carolina with his boys. Right. And they count how many, like, Mustangs, wolf t-shirts, and eagle t-shirts that they see. Okay. Because it's a little red. Right. A little redneck. Yeah, a little banjo over there. Yeah. Don't worry about it. Yeah, Woodsy's like, you don't worry about them. Don't worry about the South. It's from the South. So his friends think it's funny to get those kinds of t-shirts, but. Like, you know, maybe wear it to a theme party. Right. Halloween. Yeah. Yeah, he wears it on the reg. He does. As if it were just cool. It's like one of those shirts that Napoleon Dynamite would wear. Yeah, exactly. That you don't even know where you could buy. Right. Exactly. Like, not even at SeaWorld, you know? I kind of feel like Napoleon would be like, that's dumb. That's not that cool. It's so lame. Yeah. It's really lame. He's got another one in his collection that his brother got for him as a joke this Christmas. Yeah.

29:50But I don't know if his brother knew that Matt would sport it with pride. Yeah. I'll wear that one tomorrow. You will be shocked. Idiot. Mikey, your jaw is going to drop. My jaw dropped on that one. No doubt. Yeah, it's worse. For sure. Okay, so coming up in just a moment, seven warning signs, fellas. When you're dating a girl, on that first date that you go on with her, there's a couple things you need to look for. And if you see these in this girl, you run the other way. That's all I'm telling you. But first, would you just slam that fist up in the air to say, What? My mom loves this song. It's fantastic. Todd cannot get it right. He sings it all the time and it's wrong every time. That's the best. So, yesterday in Atlanta, they had the Cobalt Tools 500. Yep. And, you know, it's a race. And Kurt Busch won the race. And that's very exciting.

30:59The whole thing was marred by a very ugly incident. Carl Edwards and Brad Keselowski. Carl Edwards comes up to the back of his car, hits it, forces it into the wall. The car flips over, goes airborne, does a complete 360 in the air, and lands on its four wheels and keeps going. Cut five is Carl Edwards talking about the accident. My jaw just dropped over. It's amazing. Did you intentionally wreck him? Well, Brad knows the deal between him and I. And, you know, the scary part was that his car went airborne, which was... Not at all what I expected. And, you know, at the end of the day, we come out here to race. And people got to have respect for one another. And I have a lot of respect for people's safety. Do you? I wish that wouldn't have gone like it did. But I'm glad he's okay. And we'll just go on and race some more. And maybe him and I won't have any more incidents together. That would be the best thing. Every time somebody wrecks somebody, we need to have Woodsy calling it out. When you see it. There's no question. And he even admitted after. He's like, well, he bought me first. They're like children driving 250 miles an hour. And then Mikey cut six. It's funny. I love NASCAR because listen to Kurt Busch here. He's talking about his win and how excited he is and how great his car is.

32:07And he's got to kick those sponsors in there. Of course he did. I'm just so happy to bring this car home to Victory Lane. I mean, with Steve Addington, all of his new ideas, I never knew how we could mesh them together and how soon we were able to do it. So we were able to get it right and hit it just perfect with the marks today. Even on all the restarts at the end, I just felt like we had the car to beat. And we were racing that other nine car today, and it's great to bring home Miller Lite on top. And for Dodge, this is a big win. Love it. Of course. I love it. I love it. Someone at NASCAR might actually wear this T-shirt. That is 100% correct. That's 100% correct. With Carl Edwards across the chest. That's right. Well, Mikey talked about it a little bit in the open. There is an NFL quarterback, a very high profile Super Bowl winning NFL quarterback that is now in trouble with the law for the second time for sexual misconduct. Big Ben. Interesting nickname. Ben Roethlisberger. Big Ben Roethlisberger is in trouble with the law again. The second time in the year, he's been accused of sexual misconduct. So he's hanging out. He's in Milledgeville, Georgia, hanging out at a nightclub. So I guess no Chicago, no L.A., no New York.

33:14I'm going to go kick it at the nightclubs in Milledgeville, Georgia. Maybe he has family there. I don't think so. Wow. I think there's a screw loose. But 20-year-old student is accusing him of sexual assault. So last year he was in Tahoe, was accused of rape. Okay. He hasn't been charged in either case. Cut seven is the sheriff in Milledgeville talking about him. He's been identified as being at the scene. Well. And there are allegations. Naming him as the perpetrator. Oh my goodness. That was like an episode of Matlock right there. Sandra Bullock should have listened to that clip. That is 100% correct. Thank you very much. I feel bad for him. I do. I know why. Todd is a Steelers fan. Well he is but that's not why. Really. I swear it's not why. If my team's falling apart, his team could fall apart too. What do you think it is? I just think that, you know, here's a guy making a lot of money. He's a huge name. Everyone knows who he is. He walks into a small town. Girls are going to start throwing themselves at the guy. And it could be. And girls are going to want their names out there, especially when they're working at places like that. Could be. Oh, Sienna.

34:26You don't think so, Lauren? I'm going to have his back. In the article, it's too bad that you do, because in the article, there's a lot more detail about some of the aggressive actions of Mr. Roethlisberger. Anyone can say. I know. Hey, take it from the kid. True. The kid knows. Lauren, what do you think? Hey, I think that where there's smoke, there's fire. Really? Could be. Could be. How bad would you feel if it came out? That it wasn't true. I wouldn't feel that bad. I would say everyone is innocent until proven guilty. But I have the right to think. But where there's smoke, there's fire. Exactly. Here's what I don't like about the NFL. I'm a big NFL guy, but I'm also a big Major League Baseball guy. And you guys remember, we could do a whole show on this, but remember last year, the steroid issues and everything else. It happens all the time in the NFL. Nobody says a word. It's like the fifth story down. So the latest guy to get busted for performance-enhancing drugs in the NFL is All-Pro, Jason Ferguson. Played with the Dolphins most recently. It's the second time he's been caught. He's going to miss the first eight games of next year. But you don't hear about it. You never hear. Why? Somebody explain that to me. Why my beloved sport is dragged through the mud every day.

35:49Finally, Mikey, it's the NFL free agency season right now, and there's been a couple of big winners so far. The Bears have signed Julius Peppers from the Panthers. Yeah, huge money. And they got Chester Taylor from the Vikings as well. So think about this next year, the Bears. They got Julius Peppers, Brian Urlacher, Tommy Harris, and Lance Briggs are the anchors of that defense. They're going to be filthy. I got a lot. I went to college in Chicago. I got texts all weekend. My boys are. Super stoked about next year. Yeah, just tell your boys that hopefully Julius Peppers can also play quarterback so that Jay Cutler isn't exactly working out for them up to this point. Exactly. But we'll see. Since when do the Bears have Yankee money? Yeah, man. They got Yankee money. I know. Seriously. I guess so. They're crazy. They do. You don't worry about the Yankees anyway. So this is like the most forgotten team in the NFL. I never remember that Jacksonville has a team. The Jaguars, I just never think about them. But they have signed Aaron Campman from the Packers, who's a defensive end, who is top-notch defensive player. And they've got Kasim Osgood. That's the name you were going to tell us? He's gone, dude. No! Okay, when you make an announcement like this, you need to say, okay, guys. Brace yourself. Take a deep breath. This is big. You didn't even let me put my seatbelt on. Well, hopefully you guys feel better by his tweet. I'm pleased to announce J-Ville is in the house, the black and teal man of steel.

37:16Is for real. Kasim is not happy about leaving San Diego. I can promise you that. And dude, he's a fan. He's a fan. He's a fan of the Mikey show. And I feel, oh, that hurts. Well, the thing for him, you got to feel good for him because he's going to get a chance to really showcase his talent at the wide receiver position, which he didn't really get to do here. He was a lot more special teams oriented. The Ravens have traded for Anquan Bolden. All they had to give up was a third round pick. Are you kidding? Yeah, it should be huge for them. And finally, Mikey, in a rematch of last year's finals, the Magic beat the Lakers by a deuce last night, proving themselves to be probably one of the strongest teams coming out of the East here as we wrap up the NBA season not too long from now, and that is Woods on Sports. Okay, so here's some red flags for you fellas, okay? If you're a dude and you go out on a first date with a woman, these should be some things and some phrases from a woman that should send you running. I got seven of them, okay? And dudes can call in with other ones. Like if I don't name one or if you think of one, guys, because you went on a bad date with a girl, you can call us. 5701-949. I'm really hoping I didn't do any of this. I know, right? Every time you ladies, every time, every time Sienna gives a list and it's like, this is stuff that dudes do that are mess ups. I'm always cringing over here because I'm like, I'm going to be every one of them. Every one of them. It's going to be me. Yeah. Okay. If a woman says, I don't speak to my father.

38:44Right? Do you women agree with that? Do you ladies agree with that? CNN and Lauren? No, but you shouldn't even get into that on the first date. Because that's, you know. Angelina Jolie doesn't talk to her dad. I'm all the way in on that. They do now. Ready for some crazy pills? Yeah, they made up. They've rekindled. That's right. I don't care less if she talks to Martians. Really? Not me, buddy. Dude, no way. I'm asking. Woodsy's like, she's too hot to get up on. I'm telling you, it would be a question I would ask. On the first date? Yep. Do you talk to your father? Well, I wouldn't say it like that. What would you say? Yes, sir. Do you talk to your family? Are you close to the fam? Yeah, tell me about your family. Oh, that's true. Yeah, and she goes, oh, well, I have three brothers and I've got two sisters and yeah. And I go, I would, you know, pry. But it would build the intrigue. Would it be a red flag for you or would it build the intrigue? If she said she don't talk to her dad? Yeah. It would be a big... Warning sign for me. Yep, me too. Wait, you said you would pry? Oh, yeah. Tell me, I'm her, you're you. Let's do it. Okay, so I go, and you're being evasive. Okay. So tell me about your family. What's your family all about? Well, my mom makes muffins every morning. She wakes up early. I have two sisters. They are really, really like my best friends. We're really close. And I have a brother, actually. He's a lot younger than I am. He's a really cool guy. But my dad, yeah, I don't really talk to my dad. Really? Yeah.

40:11Oh, wow. How come? You know, we just, we were never really that close growing up. And he just was always very distant and, you know, not really around. So, you know, it's just, it's better just not to talk to him anymore. When's the last time you talked to him? Well, he and... He and my mom actually got a divorce when I was in high school, and it was a bad breakup. Statistically, you are going to as well. So we just cut ties altogether. He hasn't reached out. I haven't reached out. Statistical red flag. Hey, listen. I'm going to go ahead and get the check here. And then I have to use the restroom for four years. You're just going to take it to the house already? He was kidding. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. But what I am going to do is I'm going to file it away under, this is important. Judgment. Well, the deal is, it isn't a judgment thing. What it is, is it's a data. You're taking in data. You're taking in information. You're going, okay, I want to know. I want to know. If a person does not have a good relationship with their mom or their dad.

41:18It could be indicative of what you're related. See, because I believe that we are attracted to our guys are attracted to qualities that they have in their mom. Women are attracted to qualities that they see in their dad. 100%. That's the way it goes. Even though you don't want to admit it, like that's how it is. That's the way it is. That's the way it is. Number six. If a woman says all of my ex-boyfriends slash ex-husbands are jerks. If she says that, it should be a red flag. Big, yeah, 100%. What do you think, Lauren? I think if there's an S on the end of ex-husbands, no matter what the rest of the sentence is going to say, you're going to have to tune into that one. Very good observation. That's true. Really, how many are there? Yeah, all eight of your ex-husbands. Is that what you're telling me? Even more than, it's just, it's plural. You just got to. What? Raise an eyebrow. 570-1949 if I'm missing any. 949mikey at gmail.com. How about if the girl says I'm a drama queen? Oh, bail. If she calls herself out as a drama queen? If she says I'm a drama queen. That means it's way worse than you could ever imagine. Well, yeah, because it's in the DNA. So you better run if she's calling herself out. It's going to be ten times worse. It's in the DNA. It's in the DNA. I...

42:40I feel like some guys like drama queens. Oh, yeah, for sure. And I think some guys would be like, oh, really? Well, like, what kind of drama are you talking about? Some guys are drama kings. Boy, I used to, dude. I used to go for the drama queens. You don't anymore? I'm married to one that's not at all. Oh, I thought you meant that you used to be a drama king. No, I'm a drama king. There's no question. There's no question. I'm going to think about that because I don't know. Is he a drama king? No, but things have a way of happening to me that. create a lot of drama in my life. If I had my choice, I'd be sitting on a beach having a Marlboro, doing nothing, sitting, playing my guitar, that's it. I want no drama. You are right, though. But drama finds me. But he puts out drama chum. Yeah, I do. I throw drama chum out and see who bites. Sometimes they bite. The kid. Anytime you call yourself the kid, you're asking for trouble. What is this, a roast? Oh, I love the kid. Don't get me wrong. Y'all love the kid. I do too. Sitting there flipping his buds into the ocean. Oh, man, I never did that. I know. You are so old. I'll get shanked here for that. I'm telling you, man. Just surfing on a, just paddling on my surf with a Marlboro hanging from my lip. You get killed. You get killed. Number four. If a woman says to you on the first date, listen, I do. I like the finer things in life.

44:05What is wrong with that? What is wrong with that? Well, listen, I'll tell you what it is. There's nothing wrong with it. I'm just going to tell you if a woman says, yeah, it's true. I like to find her things in life. What that needs to tell you is start saving. Well, I think it's good if she's up front with that kind of thing, because it might be a fundamental difference between two people. But some people. Men also enjoy the finer things, so it would be a good matchup. Yeah, so like a picnic in the park isn't really going to cut it for her on a Saturday afternoon. She would be on the Millionaire Matchmaker. Yeah. But, hey, listen, of all of these, that one is the one that I would point to where I would go, you know what, Lauren, you're right. Like, there may be a dude. There's a dude for you. Yeah. Hey, listen, there's a dude for all of these chicks that I'm naming. I'm just saying. Some of them, I'm like, that's a big one, too. I feel like, Woods, if a girl said that to you, you wouldn't even hesitate. What do you mean? I think that you like wining and dining girls. Well, I do, but I don't make a ton of coin either. So, I mean, it's one of those things. It's kind of like when a girl tells you she's hot. If you have to tell me, then I'm out on you. But let me, like, I can look at your purse or your shoes and know, like, what kind of girl you are. You know what I mean? And don't tell me.

45:29I really appreciate the finer things in life. So you're not cool with laying around on a Sunday watching a movie. You know what I mean? Ordering Chinese food. I have plenty of friends that are like that. And I think it's great that they're like, hey, maybe you should just know, you know? Like the first date? Yeah. Why go any further if... If we're not on the same page. Just give her my debit card. The guy is immediately then thinking, so I probably shouldn't have taken you to PB Bar and Grill. Yeah, maybe. Applebee's, the two for 20s, not for you. But there could be a guy that's like, hey, you know what? Me too. Me too. I don't like the not finer things in life, so we're a perfect match. We're getting some text messages right now. 949mikey at gmail.com. This one, and the next one I'm going to read you too. The one that's number three on the list. I do not agree with. I do not agree with the morning sign. I think it's a good sign. And I'm not so sure what I think about this one. I'm sort of on the fence. You ladies can help me decide. What if you're on a date, dudes, with a chick, and she says to you on the first date, I don't get along with girls very well. Woodsy is shaking his head no way. No, dude. Big one. She will be.

46:43With her finger in your belt loop everywhere you go, man. It's so important that they have girlfriends. Didn't even consider that. Didn't even consider that. So important. But you know what I thought when I heard that? I get to spend more time with her. No, no, no, no, no. That is not. That's exactly what I thought. That's not what I thought. Here's what I thought. What I thought when I heard that was maybe she doesn't get along well with girls because she. is not because girls uh can be catty because she's so hot and you're right mike i think i think both of you are dead on with this like i i have a sister who is very she's a really pretty girl yeah and she girls and she's in high school and girls are rough to her i mean and she's a nice girl and no matter what they talk bad about her they're really catty to her like no and so she has more friends that are guys yeah And I think that, you know, that there are instances where it's not the girl's fault. Lauren. I think at our first meeting, Mike, I told you that I get along better with guys than I do with girls. Because girls are tend to be catty. Yeah. And I, you know, my big brother had a big influence on me growing up. He was like kind of one of my, you know, role models for what was cool. Yeah. And so I just was a little rough around the edges, a little bit, you know, Tom girlish and just didn't get.

48:03caught up with a lot of things that little girls were getting caught up with. You've been known to wear a wolf t-shirt from time to time. If the list were the same for women as it is for men, I would be on that list. Yes, you told me that. I told Lauren, I get along better with women than I do with men. Do you want to know why? Why? Because men, in general, expect this sort of like... cool dude, macho. Listen, I'm going to give this example. Now, this morning, somebody said, I'm not going to say, but somebody said, I can't believe that later on in the show, because I have all the music that I'm going to play. And one of the songs that I'm going to play is this one. This is why I have more female friends than I do guy friends. Because I love this song. Doesn't matter. I like wimpy songs too, dude. I like Sade. But there's an expectation generally from men for me to be a certain way. And when I'm talking to women, I don't get that. I don't get that I have to be, I can just be normal. I can just be who I am. And who I am is kind of nerdy. I'm kind of nerdy. I'm extraordinarily sensitive. I gotta go.

49:33He's coming out of his skin. He's so creeped out. I am too, dude. Oh, you're saying the same. Yeah, but like, you can still have guy friends. You're just like, yeah. Like, the guy's on my baseball team. Okay, perfect example. Guy texted me yesterday. He goes, hey, we're rained out. But it's cool. There's a marathon of extreme home makeover. I get really teary-eyed when I watch that show. He's quoting me. That's fantastic. He's quoting you. He's quoting me. He's busting on you. He's busting my chops. He's busting your chops. But guys, and I... And I actually was talking to Todd about this. He was saying something about how all guys, when they're growing up, do cross-streaming. Oh, that's a whole other story. A whole other bag of worms. All right, we got to, listen. We got to finish this list when we come back because we're not done. And then also, I got an email that's going to, holy cow, are these phones going to light up with this email? Just hang out. So here's my girly song that I like. All the ladies in the audience can relate. And every dude right now is going, can you grow a pair right now? FM 94.9. Your car or truck may be keeping a dirty little secret. If you haven't checked the oil lately, dirt and contaminants could already be shortening your vehicle's life. Operating your vehicle with low motor oil levels or dirty oil will eventually cause major damage to your engine and your checkbook. It only takes a few minutes once a month to check your engine oil level, and when you need a top-off between oil changes...

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57:03I just powered down. On a first date. First date does. Okay. Let me retract my statement. If she says that on the first date, it's weirdo time. Okay? It is. Yes. Easy crazy. Yeah, easy crazy. Okay. All right. But I agree with the principle. There's no question. You do too, Woodsy. Yes. Good man. In six months a year, for sure. Wait. Wait, what? Yeah, in six months a year, then you have to earn your way up the totem pole. You don't start at head chief, dude. No, I agree with what. I kind of agree. Not necessarily with that time frame. Yeah, the time frame is different for everybody. But you know what I mean. On the first date, if she goes, I need my man to put me first. Yeah, I'd be like, okay, see you later. Yeah, I would too. And ladies, let me tell you from experience, when you say stuff like that, It does the opposite effect. Yeah. The guys are like, oh, really? Kid doesn't like to be told what to do. That's right. That's true. There you go. That is a true statement. That is a true statement. Well, not from experience of saying that crazy thought, but when you. Yeah. Yeah, I was going to ask. You've never said that. No, I've never said that. But if you, a lot of times, if you, like, tell a guy what to do. He's not. He's out. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. I think that that is a true statement that she should come first, but I believe that that's at the point of commitment. Sure.

58:32As soon as you commit, as soon as she's your girlfriend. She's one. You are. Numero uno. Then she's numero uno. See, I don't even think that soon. You don't? No. Like a bigger commitment. I feel like after like a year. Mm-hmm. Man, Sienna, you are low maintenance. I really am, aren't I? You really are low maintenance. I think Sienna's low maintenance. I think Sienna's high maintenance, but she thinks she's low maintenance. How is she high? Ask Todd. I don't think I am. Yeah. Give me an example. I think she's low maintenance. I'm not going to. I mean, I don't. You can give an example. No, I mean, like you were at her wedding. Her wedding was huge. Yeah, but that was. That doesn't mean anything. Yeah, I don't think that's high maintenance. That's because that's what my mom does for a living. I know, I know. There is a caveat to that. And she had a lot of friends. She had to prove herself. This would be high maintenance. This would be high maintenance. High maintenance would be if that's what Sienna demanded. And I don't think that that's the case. I think that her mom was like, you're going to have a great wedding. I'm trying to pull back the curtain and see if she did it. No. What do you mean? Sienna got her shoes like two days before her wedding. I did. I retract my statement. No, it's okay. I mean, if I get something. Well, I mean, never mind. M1Aaron says, ask Sienna if it's crazy if a woman says on the first date, you want to get crazy?

59:51Yes, it's crazy. But, Sienna, my wife's the same way. She thinks she's really low maintenance, but if, you know, you better come to the table prepared. The only thing I think that I'm high maintenance about is I'm really sensitive. And so Todd has to be very careful. I don't know if I put that in high maintenance. Really? That's just a personality. I mean, I don't demand to go anywhere. I don't, I mean. You know what, let's define high maintenance. And every dude listening right now. Take note. This is what high maintenance means. This is how you know that your woman is high maintenance. High maintenance means I require. Good point. I require plenty of dot, dot, dot. OK, I require plenty of attention. I require plenty of time. I require plenty of gifts. I require plenty of trips. I require if it if. Her overall attitude begins with, I require plenty of dot, dot, dot. That's high maintenance. Our first trip that Todd and I ever went on just to get away was our honeymoon this last weekend, which was only a weekend for our honeymoon. That's good. You're right. I think that my wife would say that I'm very high maintenance. You're high maintenance. I'm high maintenance. You are high maintenance. I am very high maintenance. When I was shining your shoes this morning, dude, I got grease all under my fingernails.

1:01:15When I was ironing your shirt, your t-shirt. Your cape is over there if you needed it. It's hanging. I forgot to put it on you, but it's in the corner if you need it. No, wait. There's a difference between high maintenance and diva. Yeah. I hope I'm not a diva. Maybe I am, but I don't think so. Mikey the diva. A diva means that when I go somewhere, I need to have rose petals in the toilet. Please don't anybody put Mikey's face on a cutout of Liberace. Please, sitting at a piano. Please do not. You're drinking your soda from a can. You're not a diva. Thank you. It's crystal stemware. I need a glass with ice, please. Okay, let's wrap these up. The other one is, oh, yeah, man, you have a chick say this, run. I expect to be treated like a princess. Oh, my God, the number one. I actually just got chills. Yeah, don't ever say that. Honey, you're from Oakland. You're not a princess, okay? You're from Oakland. You're not a princess. Yeah, you're not. What are you? Princess of Oakland? So stupid. Have you seen, like, the girls that have the license plate holders that are, like, princess? Yes. And, like, the stickers and shirts? Princess. I try to run them off the road. It makes me cringe. Like, stop referring to yourself as a princess. Shit! This one is the number one. Oh, no. That wasn't? No. If a girl says on the first date,

1:02:41What woman doesn't go a little crazy every once in a while? It's true, though. Get out. That's true. Run. Don't walk to the exit. Run to the exit. No girl would say that on a first date. Really? Well, like the guy would have to say, so have you ever gone crazy on a guy before? Well, what woman doesn't go a little crazy every now and then? That's crazy. They all do. A woman does that. Don't ever admit it. Oh, yeah, don't. No, never. Even if you're married, don't ever admit it. Forget it. Let's see. Okay, I got an email for you. Tell me what you think. This email says, hey, Mikey, you have no idea how much I love waking up to you guys in your show every morning. I need your advice on something. I may be acting like a total girl on this one, but my husband did something to me last week that really got me thinking. I started going back to the gym a few weeks ago, and last Thursday he said something to me. that I think he meant as a compliment, but I took it as more of an insult. I was just walking to the door after a nice workout, and the first thing he said to me was, Babe, you know, you look really pretty after you've been at the gym. No, he did not. Oh, yeah, he did. Oh, no. Oh, yes, he did. She says, I, of course, flipped out. Yeah, I would too. My face was beet red. I was sweaty.

1:04:10wearing workout clothes. How pretty could I have looked? I think that was nice of him. I think that was his nice way of telling me to keep hitting the gym. It was a total backhanded compliment, right? Now, I think she, because in her head, she's like, right? Am I right here? Am I wrong? He thinks I'm paranoid, but I'm sticking to my guns, which means she asked him. If he thinks she's paranoid, it means she went. Did you just? Of course she did. No girl could stay quiet after something like that. What do you guys think? M1 Gatorade. I think it was a backhanded compliment. Dude, that's rough. I don't. I think it was legit. Whatever. She just started going back to the gym. She looks foxy. She came home. She's all sweaty. Kind of hot. You don't think he was going, so, you know, babe, if you want me to say how pretty you look all the time, you should keep hitting that gym, eh? No. No, Lauren? No. I think it was a legitimate compliment. My boyfriend, Matt, says he doesn't say it in those words, but he finds me attractive when I'm, like, working out, being athletic, and also just being healthy. I think it's, like, an innate, you know what I mean? So, in other words, it's like saying, you know, babe, you are sexy eating broccoli.

1:05:33You know what I mean? Not so much the ice cream. Not so much when you eat the ice cream sandwich. Yeah. But the broccoli is. It's so weird how unflattering. It's so weird how unflattering that ice cream sandwich is. But man, when you eat broccoli, your eyes just with the broccoli. I don't think it was. It very well may have been backhanded by this guy. We don't know this guy, but I'll tell you, it's also, you know, hey. Don't bite the hand that feeds you. You got to compliment, take it, accept it, and move on with your day. Dude, but it's not like she's been working out all along. She just started going back. Like I said, I mean, you could go either way. Yeah, it's tough. It's tough. You'd have to know the person, but I think guys are the king of... Backhanded compliments. Just foot in your mouth. Oh, for sure. I had the greatest of intent with that, but that went sour. I have a friend for Christmas last year. He bought his girlfriend a little mini iPod shuffle and running shoes and like workout gear. And she opened her stuff and she's like, I got that for I got that for Rebecca for Christmas a year ago. But she's a runner. But if she wanted it, that's a different story. This girl did not ask for that. Oh, I would be like, what is what is this supposed to mean? And then his bit to her was.

1:06:49Well, I mean, I work out. I thought we could work out together. Right. That's kind of backhanded. I see that because she had no idea it was coming. You know what I mean? I thought I was thinking one way and you guys have convinced me otherwise. Shamed you? Because what if she was like, I actually don't like working out. Right. I don't really like the gym. Yeah. Well, now you got some new running shoes and an iPod and some new stretch pants. Yeah, make it happen. M1 Ralphie. Hey, guys. How you doing today? Good, man. Dude, so. One thing, and I've been listening to the whole conversation, and I'm not going to say that any of the girls are wrong because that'd be even worse, but check it out. One thing that girls just will not understand is that, you know, he probably just meant it as kind of like a primal compliment. Like his girl comes home from the gym. Yeah, she's a little hot. Yeah, she's a little sweaty, but she's got those pheromones going. She's just sexy. Maybe. You know, she may not look like she's coming off the page of a magazine.

1:07:44And that's probably why she's so insecure because, you know, she wants to be hot. Sienna is not buying it at all. I mean, I see what he's saying for sure. Yeah? If she's hitting the gym like that right now, she may be 10 pounds up on the other side that she wants to be at. So she's a little self-conscious. Look at Lauren. Lauren. You look hot. Go ahead. And he should have just said that. It reminded me of something that Matt said to me. What? Definitely backhanded. We went on a road trip a couple of years ago and we were eating like stuff very outside of my comfort zone, like fast food stuff and just on the go. Like celery with. Ranch. Yeah. No. Yeah, exactly. Like normal food, right? With ranch. I can't believe I'm doing this. Yeah. No. Living on the edge. Like McDonald's. Full on, yeah. McDonald's and stuff like that. And we were in the car all the time. It wasn't working out. Yeah. And so we got to our destination on the East Coast. And it had been, I guess, like a week or so on the road. And we're just talking. And I sat on his lap. And he goes.

1:08:53You know, babe, I like you with a few more LBs on you. Really? Why is that bad? Because I gained like 10 pounds. No one has to hear that? Yeah. I gained seriously like 10 pounds in a week or something ridiculous like that. I'm so conflicted. I'm so conflicted by this. And the reason that I am is because on one hand, is it saying to you, you know what? I thought you were too skinny. I wasn't as attracted to the skinnier you. Is it saying that or is it like actually being really sweet and saying it don't matter who you are. If you put on 10 pounds, I still did. Like, I'm totally confused as to what it's saying. I'm in. I think I think he was trying to be nice. I think he was trying to be nice. I know Matt. Here's my question for you, Woodsy. Was he saying that he had a preference? Yes. What was the preference? The 10-pound heavier Lauren? Chubbier Lauren. Chubbier Lauren? The thing was, my first plan number one as soon as I got back to normal life was to shed that weight. So does that mean, okay, now not as attractive when I'm back to normal? He likes a little more meat. Maybe he was flat out telling her, I like you a little chunkier. That's not nice. But some guys like that. I almost think that it's not nice if he wants you thinner, but it's totally nice if he wants you fatter.

1:10:20No, that was not a healthy weight for me. That was over my weight. I was 103 pounds. I know. I was 103 pounds. I was gorging myself. Well, and the jeans that I was wearing, I ended up splitting. Yes, Woods. I split my jeans. Woods split his jeans the other day. Split my jeans last week. Easy chubs. Sienna, what would you think if your husband told you that? That he likes me a little better? Yeah, with a little more meat on your bones. Well, I think he does. He does? Yeah. I mean, he tells me. He's like, you know, likes a voluptuous body. Yeah, yeah. Voluptuous. Let's take some of these calls. M1 Travis. Hey, man. How's it going, guys? Good. How you doing? Hey, it's the door. If she's one to hit it, when she walks through the door, she hasn't even cleaned herself. Look at it. It's a legit compliment. Yeah. It's a compliment. When they're sweating and they're hot and they're working on their bodies, it is just, it's attractive. It's sexy. It's great. I agree. That's true. Back when I was, last time I was at the gym in 87, I felt the exact same way. That's right. Guys do like the tight pants. Yes. With the little sports bra tank tops. Yes. Guys are in on those. All the way in. I played tennis with my wife and she never looked so attractive. She's out there running around hitting a tennis ball. Yeah.

1:11:46That's great. I'm turning around on this one. It's a good sign for a mate to say, okay, well, maybe we would have an athletic or attractive offspring. Yeah, could be. Well, call me crazy, but I prefer, you know, makeup and perfume and not sweating. For yourself? No, I'm the lady. I mean, call me crazy. That happened to my friend, though, too. She, like, is one of that hardly ever wears makeup. And they went out. She went out with her husband to, like, a nice dinner. She puts them on, and he's like, babe, you look so pretty. And she's like, what? Because I'm wearing makeup, you know? That's death. He's a dead man. That's death, right? He's a dead man. Let's see. M1 Ladybug, you there? Yes, I am. Go ahead. Hi. Hey, first of all, I love your new show, Mikey. Thank you so much. I think that maybe, you know, being that she's a girl, you know, maybe she's a little too foo-foo. Maybe she, you know, gets all fixed up most of the time wearing makeup and whatnot. And he liked to see her in her more natural look, more simple. Hey, didn't he sign up for that, though? I mean, if that's who she is, the gussing up. He signed up for that.

1:13:00He loves it regardless, but what I'm saying is that he found it attractive. You know, my husband's that way. When I met him, I had on jeans and a guy's t-shirt, actually. With a wolf on it. Yeah, with a wolf on it, like the one Lauren's wearing right now? No, I think it had a VW bug on the front or something. Oh, man. Awesome. But, you know, I'd get dressed up, and he liked that, too. In the beginning of the relationship, when I would just put on my jeans, he would just tell me, yeah, that's what I like. That's what attracted me to you. Nice. Low maintenance. I'm very straightforward. I think he was giving her a compliment. Me too. Thank you. Thank you for the call. 570-1949 is our number if you want to give us a call and weigh in on the topic. Poor Rebecca. Poor Rebecca's going to do her hair up every day, put her makeup on. She doesn't. I'm just saying, hey, listen, I'll be honest with you. The sweaty look doesn't do much for me. Sorry. It doesn't do much for me. That's fine. There's some guys, you know what? They just love it. They just love a sweaty woman like Harold. M1 Harold is on the line. He says he loves it. Right, Harold? I love it. Yeah. Dude, when my wife gets home from the gym, she's a little sweaty. You know, she's got those tight pants on. I'm in.

1:14:23She has to run and lock herself in the bedroom. Come on now. Let me in. Don't you want her to hop in the shower real quick? Yeah. Come on. Why don't you shower off, put on some powder, some makeup, some perfume, do your hair up real nice, put on a gown. Then I'll be asleep by the time you get done. There's a natural scent that comes out of a woman when she's a tad bit sweaty. Yep. Something about it, man. It's called BO. See, I don't think that a woman has to be sweaty to have that, you know, natural pheromone. I'm getting very uncomfortable. You are? It's grossing you out? Why? It's grossing you out for some reason. The sweaty girl? Well, I think, yeah. I thought you were in on it. Once you started thinking about it like that. No, it's fine. He's brilliant looking. He just wants to vomit, but it's fine. Okay, so here's the thing. I don't know if you know this, but Woodsy has a TomTom in his car. She's here with us right now, the TomTom girl, right, TomTom girl? That is correct, Mikey. You tell him where to go, what direction to go, right? Yes, and it can be a challenge because Kid doesn't like to be told what to do. That is 100% correct. That is true. He doesn't. And so I want to see how things are going with you and your love life. Sounds good, Mikey. My buttons are turning red. Yes, they are. I don't know if you know this, but we've been trying to set TomTom Girl up with the movie phone guy. So I really want to see. We already set him up.

1:15:51Yeah. They've been out. Yeah, they've been out. It's been a while. Some shocking revelations, too. Some surgery involved. Surgery. We got to check on him. His last time we talked to him, his stones were a little sore because he got clipped. Amazing revelation. Wait. Got unclipped. He got it reversed. He got it reversed. This is supposed to really hurt. Well, that's the thing. You know, we were trying to hook the two of them up, and he had to let her know, listen, I've had a vasectomy. The Tom Tom girl. was hurt because she wants little TomTom babies. And so we're going to find out what's happened with the movie phone guy and the TomTom girl and how that's all working out. It's exciting. You know, Barbara Walters was asking Sandra Bullock how she could possibly be with Jesse James. What could they possibly have in common with one another? White trash. What? Whoa! Wait! They're married. They must have a lot in common. There's obviously a lot in common, right? Yeah. And so I also want to play that for you. So here's the question. So then you meet Jesse James. He's five years younger. He likes guns. Didn't know that, by the way. Helicopters. She's doing something, by the way. Bothering me. She's doing something that to me with each says, don't want to talk about it. I'm uncomfortable. Where are you going with this? Where are you going with this?

1:17:17I'm uncomfortable. I'm uncomfortable. So then you meet Jesse James. He's... Don't want to talk about it. Don't want to talk about it. Stop it. Stop it right there. Yeah, don't want to talk about it. Five years younger. He likes guns. Right? Really don't want to talk about it. She did a... Don't want to talk about it. Motorcycles. He had his own biker television show. Wow. I'm just going to say, as you listen to this audio... Each time you hear, mm-hmm, just insert the thought, shut your mouth. No, shut your mouth. Shut your mouth. With each, mm-hmm, just imagine, shut your mouth. So then you meet Jesse James. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Five years younger. Mm-hmm. He likes the garments. Mm-hmm. Oh. Motorcycles. Mm-hmm. Is she eating right now? Mm-hmm. He's the man's man. You're the all-American girl. Mm-hmm. What was the attraction? We'll tell you when we come back. Oh, you tease. We will tell you when we come back. 570-1949 is our number. 949mikey at gmail.com. If you would like to text us, give me the answer to that question to Sandra Bullock in moments. This is The Mikey Show on FM 94.9.

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1:25:12as we speak. I know. By the way, you can go to Facebook and type in The Mikey Show. The one that pops up that has 6,600 fans is us. That's right. We need more. Get it to 7K. Get it to 7. The 7,000th fan gets a backstage pass to The Mikey Show to come into the studio. So here's what you do. Go to Facebook and type in The Mikey Show. The one with the 6,600 fans. That's where you go. And you get people to join. 7,000 coming into the studio. Could you work out to this song? I feel like you could. Like a guy. It has to be much harder rock for me to be able to work out to. Oh, it's good, dude. So, Barbara Walters does this special for the Oscars. Which, by the way, she says she's not doing anymore. And the answer to why is shocking. We'll play that for you later, too. Big loss. Another big deal.

1:26:26that we're going to be telling you about is the fact that there was a robbery in the middle of a televised poker tournament. The audio is crazy. I love it. Can't wait. Crazy. So, Sandra Bullock. What was that? That was Barbara Walters. Barbara Walters. Barbara Walters. Sandra Bullock. How are you and Dresby Dwayne's And here's her answer. The result in life that we both want is the same. The thing we want at the end of the day is the same, is that we want to come home. You know, we don't want to, you know, he's not out in bars. He works hard. He can put up with me. I mean, my God, Barbara, you know, look at me. Do you know what I mean? Like all of a sudden you. No, I don't. What do you mean? Look at you. I don't understand. She's tough. Is that? I think he's tough. She's tough. She looks like she could hold her out. I think you're right.

1:27:25I think you're 100% right. You bring a spotlight that someone does. He has to go to a premiere now and then. He has to be Mr. Bullock or whatever. Mr. Bullock? He'll never be Mr. Bullock. That's Mr. Bullock. Oh, yeah, that ain't good. No dude wants to be called Mr. Her. No. Todd was called that on our honeymoon. Yeah. Oh, no. Really? I, of course, made the reservation, which normally happens. And I put Richards. I forgot my name was going to be different. So we got there and they said, okay, Mr. Richards. And he just about died. Oh, yeah. No. He called himself Mr. Sienna. Yeah, Mr. Sienna. He's been getting that for a while. Has he? Yeah. For a guy, he made sure to. put them in order. It's Farrar. It's Farrar. She's Farrar. We're both Farrars. Don't make that mistake again. The last name is Farrar, okay? Just so you know. I am not. I laughed so hard. I was like, yes! He's putting it out there. Alright. 570-1949 is our phone number if you want to give us a call. And if you want to text message us, 949-MIKEY.

1:28:37At gmail.com is how you get a hold of us. Tom Tom girl, I got to tell you, you look real excited. I am containing my excitement, Mikey, but it's a bit difficult. Why is it difficult? I think I'm in love. No, wow. Wow. Look at what you've done, Mike. I know her and the movie phone guy are really, really happy together. I'm so cute. And you've probably never had these sorts of feelings before, right? It's got to be a little bit. Exciting. I've only been in existence since I've been in Woods' car for the past two months or so. That is right. So I wasn't expecting to be equipped with emotions. Let's call the movie phone guy. Want to hear about your love. Welcome to movie phone. That movie phone guy. Stop. You don't even have to go into your spiel. It's Mikey. Hi, Mikey. Hi, how are you? I am well. Calling to talk to you about your relationship with the Tom Tom girl.

1:29:48Could not be happier. Well, the last thing we heard was that you had gotten. Let's go ahead and hit the button on that one. But movie phone guy. Movie phone guy just made you hit the dump button. Wow. Movie phone guy. You work with the public. You should know. That is the funniest. I wish that that could have been on the radio. But unfortunately. Movie phone guy just got a little carried away. Love Muffin, you've got to settle down. So let me ask you two lovebirds. Obviously, I'm guessing that the physical aspect of your relationship is really coming along. You're really attracted to one another. Oh, you've got that right, Mikey. I can't believe this. He knows how I like it. Who's your daddy? You're my daddy.

1:30:56Mommy like. He knows how I want my biscuit buttered. I'll do one better and shake it like a salt shaker. What is happening? Love. Love is in the air. Is this what you guys talk about on your dates? Is this how mommy like? Well, that is really encouraging. It's really, really encouraging. Movie phone guy, it sounds like you guys are really hitting it off, man. This better be worth it, Mikey. He's hitting it all right, Mikey. Okay, that's weird. That was definitely strange. Why did I get that? You said something that cannot go over the airwaves, movie phone guy. But he can say, hit it. Well, she has buttons. You hit buttons. Precisely. See, Anna. My stomach hurts. But I'm in a lot of pain. How are those ice peas, frozen peas coming? Yeah, the frozen peas working out for you, movie phone guy? It cost me $7,000. This better be worth it. It's $7,000 to get a vasectomy reversed? Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. Holy moly. Wow, movie phone guy. That must have been such an interesting trip to the doctor's office. Absolutely. Well, thank you, movie phone guy. We'll have to check in with you again at another time.

1:32:22Thank you. You want to say goodbye to the Tom Tom girl? Bye, honey. Mind your P's and Q's. Yeah. Your frozen P's and Q's. Yes. Mind your frozen P's. There he goes. There he is. Bye. There he went. Wow, Tom Tom girl. You guys are really getting. Things are getting hot and steamy, Mikey. Yes. That's what it sounds like. It sounds like you guys are just. Match made in heaven. Match made in heaven. What'd I miss? Well, you missed the movie Fungi. Saying something that was funny. Yeah. No way in the world it could make it on the radio. Really? No way in the world. Not appropriate. Interesting. No. It's one of those things that the FCC might have had an issue with, but definitely hit my funny bone. Good. 570. It's a little racy. 194.9. And you can also text us, 949Mikey at gmail.com. Now, if you're listening, some people. Like internet listeners, they didn't get to hear the button on that one. But that was definitely an interesting one, wasn't it? Okay. So what do I got? Oh, a bunch of stuff. How about this? There is apparently a naked burglar. And he lives in the state of Florida. And what's the story with this guy? Well, this guy.

1:33:56Decided it was a good idea to break into a house. Uh-huh. And he did it butt naked. Really? Yes. And he didn't just break in the house to steal anything. He was hungry and tired and wanted to take a little nap. So this was like the, what's the story, the three bears? My guess is he was a little drunk too. Eating the porridge? No. It doesn't say he was intoxicated at all. He helped himself to some food. He watched TV. He took a shower. Uh-huh. And he just chilled on Friday night at this house. Well, the owner of the home came home, didn't walk in the door because recognized that there was a few lights on in the house. Right. Saw a naked man walking around in their home. Right. Immediately called the police. Police showed up, looked through the window, saw the naked guy. And then they asked him through the loudspeaker to come out. He refused. Finally, they broke into the house and found him lying on the floor in the bedroom. He didn't try to steal anything. He just, you know, wanted a bite to eat and a place to sleep. It's ridiculous. So, Mikey, the cops come in and ask the guy or they ask the owner. So what did he take? And the owner looks at him and goes, a nap. Uh-oh. It's true. What did he take? A nap. It's true. He took a nap. Thank you. Had some Cheerios. That's hysterical. Did anybody see Miley Cyrus walk out on stage last night on the Oscars? I did. Sadly, no. Jay, you saw it? I did, yes. What were your thoughts?

1:35:19I thought the dress was too low in front. Really? Yeah, she's just so young to me. I don't know. How old is she? I don't know. Six or seven years old. Seventeen. Twelve, it looks like to me. My wife and daughter loved it. They're like, oh, that dress is so pretty. I thought so, too. But, you know, when she talks, you would think that she's 47 years old. Hey, don't make fun of deep voices. I'm just saying, you know, she's very young and she's got a very deep voice for being that young. Jeff Bridges won Best Actor for Crazy Heart, which I want to see. Me too. He plays like an old, worn down country singer. I love old, worn down, give me another shot stories. It sounds like a remake of Pure Country to me. Yeah? It's the worst movie ever. George Strait? Yeah, but I like it. You saw Pure Country? Yeah. Really? Yeah, I don't know what the bigger story is. Jeff Bridges winning Best Actor for Crazy Heart? Or the fact that Lauren O'Brien has seen Pure Country? That's all I'm saying. Oh, I love that George Strait song they have in there. Yes, exactly. Here's Jeff Bridges on winning best actor. What do you think, Jeff? First one for you, buddy. Thank you, Mom and Dad, for turning me on to such a groovy profession. They were big actors. Wow, the dude showed up. I heard two people thank their parents before their wives last night. Guy that won for... Guy that won...

1:36:44for Best Supporting Actor did the same thing. Well, these stage parents, they have to sacrifice basically their lives if they want to put their kids in movies and stuff. His dad was Lloyd Bridges. Yeah, both of his parents were in the biz. That's right. Oh, my dad and my mom, they loved showbiz so much. I remember my mom getting all of his kids to entertain at her parties. You know, my dad sent me on his bed and teach me all of the basics of acting. They're a rolling sea hunt. I didn't understand that, Jeff. They love showbiz so much, and I feel an extension of them. This is honoring them as much as it is me. It makes me feel like a child sometimes when I hear things like that. I'm 39 years old, so he makes this reference, and I'm like, what? I don't understand that.

1:37:41Why? I don't understand what he was talking about. Because his parents taught him. No, the reference that he made. Oh, yeah. I've never heard of it. Seawolf. Seahunt. There's 49-year-old guys right now going, what are you, an idiot? Yeah, you've never seen Seahunt? You don't know Seawolf or whatever it was? Seahunt. Seahunt. Sorry. There's a new and improved form of Guitar Hero, or is it Guitar Hero? It's not Guitar Hero. It's a new and improved. Kind of Guitar Hero. Well, the creator of it was tired of seeing people playing Guitar Hero, loving the game, killing it at the game, being so good, and having no skill whatsoever on a real guitar. So this guy has invented a form of Guitar Hero with a guitar that looks more like a real guitar. It's an electric guitar. And it's called Vision. And it's going to be hitting stores. I'm trying to find a picture of it so you guys can see. I got an idea. What? Pick up a real freaking guitar. Oh, please. How about that? Oh, man. Also, but you have to pay to have lessons for most people who aren't as talented as you. I've heard that. What was he saying? Rob used to say that too. I understand this, this concept of pick up a guitar. Yeah. You want to learn? You want to be a guitar hero? Play a real guitar. How about that? But isn't it fun? It's a game. You know what's fun is playing a real guitar. That's true. But this guy's trying to make it. It's got to be more realistic because people are mastering this guitar thing. If these guys want to be more realistic.

1:39:06Pick up a real guitar. But it's fun to play along with songs and stuff. My fingers hurt. On Nintendo. And this guitar has real strings. Santa just showed it to me. So it's a real guitar. But it's cool because you play along with a game. And it scores how well you're doing. You know what you can do? What? Play along with a song. Yeah, but kids want to have that though. They want to have a high score and they want to know how they did and if they win. Because like my son, he does both. But he's better at Guitar Hero. Oh, he shreds real guitar? No. He shreds. He wouldn't say shreds. No. He plays like you. Nice. Nice. Really? It's a good introduction to the real instrument. Yeah. Or a nice distraction from the real instrument. That's true, too. If you ask Matt about it, he'll tell you. You know what? I think every guitar player says, lame. Yeah. No. No? He doesn't think it's lame. Your boyfriend likes it? He thinks it's good for kids as a game. Yeah. You know what it is good for? It does teach them some cool music. Yeah. That's not Miley Cyrus. It's not, you know, it has some cool stuff on there that they can listen to and be like, oh, Drain You by Nirvana is a great song. 570-1949 is our phone number. 570-1949. So you can weigh in on that. Or you can text us 949mikey at gmail.com. Let's see. Oh, I just had it.

1:40:30I want to play you the audio of the robbery at Berlin's Grand Hyatt Hotel. They're actually filming the European poker tour. Okay? It's like a TV show. And they've got video of the whole thing. And a robbery takes place. Moron. I know, right? It's Berlin. I mean, maybe you should pick a different place. Listen to this. Maybe. Are you going to play in Snowfest? They come in with machine guns. There's mayhem all over the screen. The tarp that they have in the background to keep light out for the cameras falls down. The director has now checked out as well. It's the craziest thing you can possibly imagine. And the people that are calling it.

1:41:37The people that are actually calling the poker game, they stop talking because you see all this mayhem ensue. Nobody hurt. One guy was minorly hurt, but is OK. These guys get caught. Yeah, I do not know. So they probably part of it was probably for the glory. If you're going to use machine guns and be in front of a film, I mean, because there's cameras everywhere in the casino anyway. Right. This is probably part of the. Like 15 minutes of fame factor. Of course, because they had to know that it was being filmed unless they were just that stupid. This isn't Danny Ocean and the bunch of Ocean's Eleven. Right. I mean, that's nuts. But the audio is pretty compelling just listening to that. But actually seeing it is crazy. You know, because you see these dudes sitting at the poker table being all ice, you know, cold and doing their thing. And they start freaking out. It's crazy. Crazy video. I also have a clip here of Bill O'Reilly. Now, Bill O'Reilly, as you know, conservative, staunch, staunch conservative. And Bill O'Reilly was talking to Barbara Walters. And he was asking her, how come you're not going to do the, bless you. Thank you. How come you're not going to do any more of the Barbara Walters special? Why have you decided that that's over?

1:43:00She gives a really interesting answer. I'm going to play it for you in just a little bit. Actually, I'll play it for you now. You tell me what you think. Somebody told me that your Oscar specials are the most successful in broadcast history on special programming. Is that true? That's true. Why give them up? Well, there are not that many great big stars that people... So you're bored with these people. You're bored with these people. You know what I said in the special? Yes. I say, I will now tell you why I'm leaving. I'm sick of them. Yeah, you're sick of them. She's sick of them. Wow. I don't blame her. Pretty hardcore, though. She's been doing it for like 30 years. Feelings mutual, kid. Really? Kick rocks, Barbara. We'll see you later. Yeah. Okay? Feelings mutual. I actually... Go ahead and say it, Mike. I can't. We already know what you're going to say. I like Barbara Walters. He likes her specials. She's compelling. I like it. Mikey. You like it. We know it's okay. Mikey likes it. A lot of people do. Well, I hope somebody replaces her to do it because I still want to see big stars interviewed that are on the Oscars. Diane Sawyer. It'll be Taylor Swift or somebody. It'll be Tyra Banks. Yeah. No. Some real superstar. Hope not. Yeah, who could replace her? It'll be a real journalist. Kathy Griffin. Kathy Griffin. Melissa Rivers, maybe. Kate Gosselin. Yeah, Kate Gosselin. Perfect fit.

1:44:26Hey, by the way, speaking of Miley Cyrus, she is going to team up with Bret Michaels. Yes. She already has. Really? Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. She wanted to re-record her own version of Every Rose Has Its Thorn. So she asked Bret if he wanted to hop on the track with her. He said, yeah, of course. And while they were collaborating on Every Rose Has Its Thorn, he said, you know, I have a couple other songs I'd like you to take a listen to. There's one called Nothing to Lose, and I guess Miley fell in love with it, and they're going to do that one together, too. He's like, I got nothing to do. Yeah. He doesn't have anything else going on. He thinks she's great. He thinks she sounds like a young Stevie Nicks. He thinks she sounds like a giant cash register. Yeah. She resembles the sound. He's like, I haven't had a hit in 20 years. What am I going to do? Hang out with Miley Cyrus. He goes, wow. Her voice has got this really, really beautiful pitch to it. It's like a cash register. It's got a great ring to it. Have you heard the climb? Her voice is pretty good. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. She did great in that song. One of those things, I hate to admit it. We were driving and my wife goes, I hate to admit that I love this Miley Cyrus song. And I go, that's who that is?

1:45:46Is it her new song? No, it's a climb. See, that's how I feel about the Taylor Swift song I heard. I liked it for a while and then I found out it was Taylor Swift and I was like, that's embarrassing. I'm in on Miley Cyrus. Can't we just like what we like? You should be able to. No, we're not allowed to. You know that. You have to file something away under cool or not cool. You know that. I've played music for Woods that he's liked, and then I go, oh, it's blah, blah, blah. And he goes, oh, it's a stupid thing. I'm out. I'm out. Never has that happened. Or I've played something that he listens to it for two seconds, and he goes, that's so bad. What is that? And I go, it's like, oh, that's the Puff Daddy scream jobs. And he's like, oh, I just read about them in Spin. They're great. I actually like this song. I actually like this. That did happen. That did happen. Of course. Miley Cyrus, my friend. This is new food. It is not. Not so new anymore. Want to do some Woods of Wisdom? Absolutely. If you don't know what Woods of Wisdom is, go to MikeyShow.com, and it's basically everything guy. You got something you want to ask Woods, and it has to do with being a dude, because Woodsy is our guy's guy. Women want to be with him, and guys want to be around him. It's just his personality. So you got a question that has to do with that? Call. Or...

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1:54:08about the kid is that as long as i've known him the ladies like the kid it's the truth and and uh so mad she hates it why i'm not mad and the dudes love him too now here's the thing with woodsy woodsy is also a guy that can really get things started in terms of like little phrases oh yeah he's the king of the he's stolen one of mine Which one? I was trying to tell my wife this weekend which one it was, and I couldn't remember it. I'm not going to say it anymore. Really? You can say it. I like to give credit where credit is due. Okay, okay, well, what happens is... Because I wouldn't want you stealing my stuff. This is, like, such a dumb thing that I said, and I said it a couple times in the air, and everyone laughed, and now Wood says it all the time, and now it's getting coined as his thing. What is it? Number three. Number three. That's what it was. Yep. A number three. Which is not to be confusing the number one or number two. No, number three is a whole different ballgame. It's a whole different ballgame. A whole different story. But I think it's great that listeners are now saying get. Oh, yeah. All of them. Yeah, it's funny. Nobody tells the kid what to do. Nobody tells the kid what to do. He doesn't like to be told what to do. Right. And 100%. 100%. There's about a million of them.

1:55:27Thought about it, I'm in. Thought about it, I'm in. 100% is not a Woodsism. Oh, yes it is. No, it's not. I say 100% a lot. I say that all the time as well. Do you, do you, do you, do you. Yeah, yes we do, we do, we do. Believe it or not. What about Dunn? Dunn. Dunn is Woods. Dunn is Woods. They're good, they're catchy. Yeah, it's Woods on this show, but I have friends that say it, that have said it. Really? I'm sure you do. I do. I do. My boyfriend being one of them. 5701949. Now, if you want to, you can go to MikeyShow.com. And there is an area on MikeyShow.com called Woods of Wisdom. I love that. You could ask Woods. That picture's genius. Your dude-related questions. Yeah, the picture's great. Woods in front of a little crystal ball. Looks like a magician. It's so funny. A magician with a double chin. Yeah, I know. Yeah. So M1 Tonka wants to ask Woods. Okay. He says, I hooked up with a co-worker after a Christmas party, and for a week after that, we continued to hook up. That was a couple of years ago. She is now getting married. Do I attend her wedding? Zero percent. Zero percent. Zero percent you attend her wedding. Woods, why? And I'll tell you why. He doesn't really elaborate on his feelings, and if he had any feelings for her. They hooked up for a week. Dude, let it go. Just...

1:56:59It's five hours of your life. You don't have to spend at a wedding. Zero percent, you go to that wedding. Just no way. But weddings are fun. Maybe all the coworkers are going to be there. It's going to be a good time. Free food, free everything. See, what I'm looking for is the reason you don't go. Why is he invited? They were coworkers. Coworkers. Yeah. No, you don't go. How come? You just don't. You don't because, well, hey, maybe it stings a little bad. It wasn't you. Okay. She picks somebody else. Doesn't feel real good, man, to watch her walk down the aisle. And you think about that week of passion that you had. Yeah. What if your husband, what if your new husband says, hey, how do you know that Kevin guy? Yeah. Well, I've slayed him for a week. Yeah. I invited him into that. Guy slayed your wife for a week. Yeah, guy slayed your wife for a week, pal. Yeah. Just sit it out. M1 Tonka. Sit it out. Take the day out. I invited someone that I was intimate with to my wedding. Really? Say that. Did your husband know him? Yeah. Well, they've met before, but like it's.

1:57:59Really? It wasn't a big deal. It was a long time ago. And we neither of us have any feelings. Instead of saying his name, why don't you just call him March of 98? Have you met March of 98? Todd, meet March of 98. March of 98, meet Todd. But I think I've told you guys about this one friend. We had like a quick little thing. But we realized it was better to be friends. We were better friends. What is the big deal? See, Todd was weird about it at first. Yeah, weird. Imagine that. But that was when he first started dating. And then he realized, like, there was nothing. And he didn't end up coming to the wedding, my friend, because he lives in another state and he couldn't make it. But I'm telling you, like, there's no attraction whatsoever. He's now married to someone else. It's just like there are certain exceptions, I think. Stop it. What? Take the day off, pal. Thank you. Don't do it. Here's the next one. Okay. M1 Chance writes, Woodsy, I've worked my whole life. To make myself a tougher dude. I've gotten into a few scraps in my day. Like some camping. Rock climbing. Last year finished four years in the Marines. With a tour to Iraq. But lately. I've been getting really. Really woodsy on you? Wait a minute. He says lately I've been getting really soft. For instance. Talking to my wife about having a little girl. Shivering like a chihuahua. If the temperature drops below 60.

1:59:30And I've recently started taking my truck into the shop instead of working on it myself. What happened to me, Woodsy? Brother, you're a man. You spent four years in the Marines. You have nothing to worry about. Thank you. You are a man. All bets are off when it comes to daughters or children in general and animals. OK, or or. Yeah, that's really children and animals. I agree. I totally, totally agree. As far as you're getting cold. It's just, I'm freezing every day. I'm like a woman. Everywhere I go, I'm like, whew. It's so true. That dude is a real, real man. Thank you. A real man will cry about his daughter. Thank you. And you know what? As far as the truck thing goes, dude, life's too short to be sitting on the driveway, you know, with your oil pan under your truck. You're doing the right thing. You embrace it, dude. You don't run from it. Love it. Can you work on a truck? Zero percent. I can't do anything. No way. I had to have Jeremy jump my car the other day. But a lot of guys do it because not because it needs work because they enjoy working on the car. Yeah. He doesn't. It doesn't sound like it. He's not into it anymore. He's not into it anymore. Yeah. He's a real man. Four years in the Marines. That dude's 50 times the man I am. M1 Jungle says, Woodsy, I mostly dwell in a part of town where there is a lack.

2:00:53Of pretty girls, don't anybody say any names of any parts of town. I just like that he said dwell. I did too. I made note of that as well. I'm like, you know, that word's not used. I dwell. Let's bring it back. Hobbits dwell. Let's bring back dwell. Hobbits dwell in Rivendell or whatever. Right now, all the Lord of the Rings guys are like, no, they don't dwell in Rivendell. Mikey, if you're going to say where they dwell, get it right. Sorry. Oops. Weird. I was trying to hit for you the Lord of the Rings. Here we go. Oh, the Lord of the Rings fans are mad at me for that reference. All right, so you ready? We're talking about guy stuff, by the way, so turn that Lord of the Rings off. Sorry. Thank you. All right, so he says, I mostly dwell in a part of town where there's a lack of pretty girls. So when I randomly run into one at a coffee shop, the grocery store, or the bank, I really want to approach him, but... I have no idea how. How do you approach a complete stranger, Woodsy, where the setting yields very little opportunity for an opening without coming off like a superficial creep? That's M1 Jungle. M1 Jungle, that is a great question to which this has been the long explored question. This has been the long explored answer for many, many years. The truth is, it's really hard to go in cold. It's really hard to walk up and say,

2:02:27Hey, my name's Steve. Nice to meet you. You look lovely. I mean, there's just, there's no, you've got to find, my advice to you is you've got to find an inn, a common ground of some sort. Get in your way and say, so you can say, excuse me. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to get in your way. When she walks away, say something like, you look like a gentleman. Sorry, I didn't mean to run you off. And then she'll laugh. I mean, that's, that's, that's gold. Woodsy is, let me tell you, Woodsy is the king at the, Charming joke. Like, that's his thing. Woodsy is the king at the charming joke. He'll kill you with the charming joke. Can I throw out maybe like two examples of places and you tell me what you would do? Sure. I'm in Jamba Juice. Okay. And I just ordered a razzmatazz. And it's really loud. There's blenders going. But you're like, dude, that girl is cute. I had to talk to her. What do you do? So I'm sitting down waiting for my smoothie. Oh, you're sitting down? Yeah. So you're not even standing in line. You're sitting down. I just ordered it. I'm waiting, and it's loud. And I see you, and I'll look at you, and I'll say, so what'd you get? Oh, I love it. That's so great. What do you mean? I got a razzmatazz, weirdo. Would you, though, if you said it like that? There? No. I'm going to have to try one of those. Yeah, I get it with the protein powder. It's a really good feel. What's your name? Sienna. I'm Woods. I'm on the Mikey Show. Okay. There it is.

2:03:49Dude, try Lauren. Try Lauren. Yeah, better. This is going to be tough. Oh, my God. Forget it. You're going to jail. I'm just telling you right now. You're going to jail. There's icicles forming. Okay, so where are we? Look at Lauren. She's smoking a cigarette. Are you smoking a camel? Are you smoking a camel? So you're at the farmer's market. Yeah, you're at the farmer's market. Farmer's market. Okay, ready? Yeah. Listen, I'm not trying to be a creep or anything. I have no idea what I'm doing here. What's the difference in this and this? Why don't you feel it out? That's what she said. You can't say did. Sure, I can. He just killed her already. He's done. In two sentences, he's already got her. No, I got it. My name's Steve. What's your name? Lauren. You look really healthy. I obviously do not. No, I think if a girl, this is the thing. If a girl is actually interested in getting picked up and she...

2:04:50she is like feeling you, if you do those little things, like you said, getting in the way or whatever, if she's giving you the vibe, she doesn't want to get picked up anyway. So you might as well try the little, the little woodsy-ism. Here's the deal, man. Funny works all the time. But some guys aren't always funny. Exactly. That's even funnier. Lauren, be honest. Be honest with me. Yeah. Would that have worked? That's what she said? No, but he, everything that he just did. Oh. Um, well, I could have gotten your name. When you caveat it with that whole, I'm not trying to be a creep. I know the guys are trying to soften the blow. But in my head, I'm like, creep, creep, creep, creep, creep, creep, creep. Really? You know what I mean? Like, yeah. Even with the jokes and the stuff, I love the self-deprecation is funny. Yeah, it has to be clever. Hey, you're obviously healthy. I'm obviously not. Yeah, that would have worked. Show me what I'm looking for. That would have been good without the creep. Yeah, without the preamble. Yeah. It's great because verbally. He took every piece of armor that she had up and went bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. The kid's just breaking down the wall. He's just breaking down the wall. That's what I do. He's kicking it in. Yeah. I love it. You want to do one more? Let's do one more. Let's do one more. M1 Panda says, Woodsy, I'm not a cool guy or swift with the ladies like the kid was back in the day. I need some advice on how to hit on a friend. Okay. Without it being a really awkward moment.

2:06:16Dude, the best thing to do in this situation is you just got to be honest, really. She's a friend, so she knows you. She's a friend. She doesn't care that you're a cool guy or sharp-tongued or whatever, smooth with the ladies. You need to be 100% honest with her and tell her, listen, these are the feelings I have. I don't know what to do about it. I get it if you want to turn and run, but this is how I feel. I'm not going to run from how I feel. Yeah, but what if he's worried about losing her as a friend if she's not in? That's the risk that you take for love. And I think that Woodsy's right, right? I mean, you ladies, you know anyway. Not always. Really? Yeah, no, not always. You can't tell if you're, okay, it's friends, right? Yeah. Friends we're talking about. Sienna, let's say you and I are both single and we're buddies. If I had a crush on you, you're telling me you wouldn't kind of pick up that vibe? Well, some guys are naturally flirty anyway. You know? And they're your friends. Yeah, why did I just instantly look at Woods when you said that? Woods is naturally flirty. But the deal is with this guy, too. Here's the deal, man. You have half the battle. What you have to look at, he has half the battle won. He's got a girl that he likes that will talk to him. Yeah. Okay? That's half the battle. Now.

2:07:37You see it all the time. I was looking for something for so long and it was right here in front of me the whole time. Didn't you see the movie Valentine's Day, guys? Yes, we did. Probably not. Ashton Kutcher. So this guy, he's got half the battle won, right? She'll talk to him. Dude, be there for her when she needs you. And when the timing is right, make your move and don't miss. Not after Margaritas. After Rufy Collada's. That's the most hideous, gross thing. that you've ever made up. Rupi Kalanas. Awful. That was Woods of Wisdom. I hope you enjoyed it. Guys, learn from it. Good job, Woodsy. By the way, I've got about 30 other submissions in my inbox I've got to get to today. So if you didn't get picked today, we will get to it. Thank you. You know, Kathy Ireland, who, by the way, I interviewed in person once. How nervous were you? Well, let me tell you something. We took a picture together, and it was the most humiliating picture. Did you get an applicrate? I've ever taken. How many phone books were you standing on? Dude, that's why. That's why. Well, then you have a nice head cushion for you. I came up to her belly button. The top of my head came to her belly button. She's so tall. But she's got a new job.

2:09:00red carpet reporter and she is taking some shots from people is she robotic in her delivery is she robot i mean that's the stuff like she's getting uh laid you tell me no surprise din still musical and a dramatic role in me and orson wells zach efron welcome to the red carpet thank you thank you it's great to be here maybe a little welcome to the red carpet a little bit yeah there is a little film charlie saint cloud also a drama how are you enjoying these new opportunities mikey it's interesting because i auditioned for the part as well but it went to the more attractive candidate but what you're saying tom tom girl is that your delivery is a little similar is what you're saying that's exactly what i'm saying in fact i think i nailed it

2:10:00The only problem is, right, is that it would be very difficult for them to put just a little TomTom device on camera wearing a little gown and stuff. You know, that would not go over as well, I guess, as if they had a human being. Mikey, that's the kind of discrimination I face on a daily basis. On a daily basis. Thanks for bringing it up. Hey, I have an idea. Woodsy, if you met TomTom girl at Jamba Juice and she just ordered a razzmatazz. She'd be tough. It'd be tough, right? Because what are you going to do? What would you do? Can you tell me where the nearest post office is? Post office located 7.2 miles. Just Slater. Just Slater. Got her. Just killed her. You always got to find an inn. That's right. And be funny. And you did it. It's absolutely incredible. I never dreamed I would, you know, arrive at this place and have these opportunities. I love you, Zac Efron. Seeing the nominees, watching the films. Who is Zac Efron? Who is that? Oh, my gosh. Sienna just gave me a look like you monster. He's 17 again, right? Who is it? The next Paul Newman. High school musical. I was going to say, he's Edward in Twilight. I know. The new stepdaughter in my life. No, she loves Zac Efron. She had posters of him everywhere in our old house. He's the next Paul Newman. Is he? No. That's awesome. He's a cute kid. He's a sharp dude, though. He's the next Ashton Kutcher. Yes. Needs a haircut.

2:11:22Yeah. He got a haircut. Oh, thank goodness. This year is truly inspiring. And I feel like we're at the very beginning of a brand. So robotics so far? No. Yeah, there's a couple words. This seems very awkward. I think it was as bad as they're making it. And new phase of film. You've got a great future, Adam Shakespeare. Sorry, I changed my mind. Choreographer, director of Hairspray, producer of tonight's Oscars. Did he personally invite you to present? He did. I got lucky. I feel like you kind of snuck in. She sounds like me, my first day reading sports. Yeah, it's great. He's a phenomenal friend. Is this her debut? Thank you so much. I think so, isn't it? But she sounds like she could be a host on Dancing with a Star. or something. Isn't that how they talk? This is a little bit... It's a little... Lacking inflection. Yes. Lacking inflection. Here's more of her on the red carpet. Kathy Ireland. We're here with Miley Cyrus, recording star, movie star. Oh, see? You don't need to go into detail. They know who she is. Well, and if you do, you don't have to sound like it's written on a teleprompter. Yes.

2:12:26Time Magazine's 100 most influential people. Oh, no. She's articulating. This is over the top. Enunciating. That's the word I'm looking for. She was a model, you guys. She's not a news correspondent. Well, exactly. And I can hear. But you know what I mean? Not like a serious news correspondent. See, you don't want to hear direction. And what I mean by that is that when she talks, you can hear the person that said to her, make sure that when you are speaking, that you enunciate each and every word. Because if you do, the audience will find you much more palpable to their ears. Lee Cyrus, recording star, movie star. We are here with my Lee Cyrus. Is that how, like, Barbara Walters does it? You know how Barbara Walters does it. You kidding? See, but that's why. We'll hell with my Lee Cyrus. Yes. But, like, you don't really need to go into all that. You don't.

2:13:21Dude, that's WNBC. Yeah. That's exactly what that is. Isn't it? It sounds like I'm saying what you're saying. Right. WNBC. We're live. WNBC. WNBC. Oh, no. Is that Hoyle coming in here? Oh, dude. Here he comes. What now, Hoyle? Hey, buddy. Yo, I heard you talking about Howard Stern. Were you talking about the Howard Stern movie? We were? Yeah, WNBC. It's a scene from that movie where his program director makes him. The first job he gets hired, he's making like $15 million a year, and the first thing he has to do is say the call letters. It is Kevin Matheny. In the movie, they call him Pig Virus. Pig Vomit in the movie. But he's a real person. I coached him myself. Oh, did you? Yeah, I coached him. You coached Pig Vomit. I did. And the reason I came in here is because y'all, what you don't understand is sometimes it's good to have direction. Right. Like you do for us. Like I do for you. You know why I do it? Why? Because I love you. You love us? I love you like children of mine. We just met you like a week ago. I already love you. That's how much I love you, you little rascals. I love that. I love that too, dude. Don't look at the camera. Don't look at the camera. Y'all are little rascals. Let me tell you something.

2:14:37I love you so much. I taught you about the horn, didn't I? Yeah, you did. Yeah, you told us about the horn. Woods, you're like spanking. When something's funny after a joke, you wait, count 1,001, and then you honk the horn. Yeah. Well, this one's sick. Yeah, that's kind of defective. These horns you brought in don't really work. We thought you were putting it to rest. That's why it was... Hoyle, I think we got it. Yeah. Boy, that sounds terrible. Well, I'm going to keep working with you after the show, so I was wondering if y'all would like to get together at Shakey's Pizza later today and we'll just talk over some things. Are you buying? Yeah, I'll buy. I'll be there. I'll be there. See you at Shakey's, 1 o'clock. See you there, buddy. Love y'all. Love you too, pal. It's Hoyle. He's our new station manager. There he goes. He's kind of growing on me. Is he? Yeah, a little bit. He's kind of a, you know, chicken fried hayseed, but other than that, he's all right. Lauren? What do you think? He's got good intentions. He's stuck. He grabbed me outside in the hall the other day and was telling me all these bits and stuff I needed. It's crazy. It's like old, old bits from radio. What did you say? I said, dude, I'll talk to Mikey about it. I'm surprised you didn't say. He doesn't like to be told. That's right. I said, I'll talk to Mikey. He's a higher up, so you've got to placate those guys. Now, let me tell you something. File this under...

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2:24:08And she was going to visit her boyfriend. One of the really weird parts of the story is that her ex-husband was in the car, sitting in the passenger seat while she was driving to go visit her boyfriend. In South Florida, that's not weird. Right? Well, apparently this woman was in a hurry and couldn't get to all of her needs before she needed to get in the car to go see this guy. Yeah. So when she got in her Thunderbird and was driving along the freeway. Yes. She decided it was a good idea to save some time and start shaving her private area while driving in the car with her ex-husband sitting next to her, too. What? So hot. Kind of a whacked... That is like any bump. Could you imagine? Look at Lauren is so grossed out by Woodsy saying that that's hot. She slammed into the back of another car and she kept going. She didn't pull over. You know, she just kept going because the day before she had a DUI. And so she went down the road, got far enough to where she pulled over, had her ex-husband get in the seat, you know, to be the driver. But then the cops found her, you know, because the person whose car she hit, they got the license plate and everything.

2:25:22Thank you. Yes. Go on, take the wheel, Billy Bob. Yeah, and they tried to say that the ex-husband was the one driving. However, he had bruises all over his chest from the airbags going off, the passenger airbags. So they knew, dude, you were sitting in the passenger seat. It's just a mess. She's headed to jail. What a dog. Shaving her you-know-what while driving? I feel like a woman. That's weird. Into the shape of a lightning bolt? Yes, exactly. Jeez. Oh, my goodness. A Dorito? It's so gross and weird. A Dorito? A Dorito. What is wrong with you? It took Lauren a second. It's one thing to be driving to see your ex-boyfriend. Your boyfriend with your ex-husband. Your boyfriend with your ex-husband? Yeah. I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious. I guess so, right? I guess so. I guess they are. I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious. Well, obviously. What was the ex-husband even doing in the car? That's a great question. If she had to do that, why wouldn't she be like, can you drive for a sec? This is the ghetto portion of the show. Why wouldn't she do it in her bathroom before the trip? You're really in that big a hurry? Burns. Mix, cuts, scrapes, abrasions. 570-1949.

2:26:51Where's the craziest place you've ever done that? No, just kidding. Oh, wow. 949mikey at gmail.com. Should I do that? Want me to? Yeah. Okay. I thought that was okay. Nope. Sorry. My sister-in-law had a baby on Friday. Really? Auntie Lauren. That's right. Auntie Lauren. Is this the first time you've been an aunt? Yes. Oh, that's so exciting. That's pretty cool. Mm-hmm. How much did a baby weigh? Seven pounds, two ounces, I believe. Nice. Perfect. Right in the meaty part of the curve. She's very long and skinny. Nice. Hey, you know, Jay was talking about, speaking of kids, Jay was talking about something in his recap that I think a lot of parents can relate to. He was talking about how Sunday morning, his son Jasper had a 103 degree temperature, right? Right. Now...

2:27:51Before we talk about Jasper's 103, tell the story about your daughter, Maddie, your oldest daughter. So when Maddie was about nine months old, you know, here we are new parents, nervous about everything. She's this 103 degree fever. So we snap her up and rush her to the emergency room. And, you know, and I'm asking some questions and the doctors aren't having any of it. We got to rush her right in. We want to do a spinal tap, which is when they take a needle and they go into their spine and draw some fluid out. Because they want to make sure that there's no spinal meningitis, which I guess is a huge kid killer. So, and we're the whole time going, well, she's kind of been, you know, like she's teething. She's drilling, no way, no way. That's not what it is. Come to find out, that's exactly what it was. She was teething, but they'd gone through all this on this little baby. You know, we felt horrible because we kind of thought that's what it was, but, you know, being nervous. So now when Jasper runs a high fever, we just, you know. We second-guess ourselves. It's like, okay, our family just runs high fevers. Everybody in the family can sport 103, and it's not that big a deal. We do the exact same thing. So you just put some oatmeal on it, and it was cool. Exactly, right? You're very all-natural. No, you cool them down. I mean, they want your body to have a high temperature so it can burn out whatever's in it. But when it gets to be 103, you've got to give kids Motrin. Is that true? Oh, that's 100% true. That's why your body goes into that state. It's trying to burn whatever's inside of it out.

2:29:14I had no idea that was the deal. How's the kid, dude? How is he? Is he all right? Oh, you know, well, last night he slept about a foot away. Well, not even a foot. I woke up and his face was in my face, breathing in my mouth. So we'll see if I'm going to be okay. But yeah, he was good. He kind of had ups and downs. You know, you give him a little kid's motor and he starts talking crazy. He was speaking another language at one point. I'm downstairs. I was like, what are you talking about, kid? My three-year-old son, Jake, is same thing. He's getting over this illness. and he was sick we were giving him the motrin and everything and we've taught him when you cough cover your mouth same thing he's sleeping or not sleeping he's laying next to me the other day and i'm looking at him and he's looking at me and he goes and i go really really really with that already he's little i know but i mean bub i remember dad said like two seconds like not even two seconds ago Remember dad said, please cover the mouth? He doesn't feel good. So he puts his hand over his mouth and goes, thanks, buddy. Thank you, man. Thank you. Because you just coughed right in my eyeball. Poor guy. Little angel. No one feels bad for Mike. That happens. Oh, poor Jake. Well, the kids will run the high temperatures, right? And Jay's right. Like, Jake ran a high temperature when he was a kid. This is the craziest story. One time Jake was crying and we didn't know why.

2:30:42We're looking at him. He's a baby. Woodsy knows this story. Like, it's so humiliating. He's a little baby? Oh, no. Oh, it's so humiliating. Yeah. He's a baby. He was like a year old, okay? He just started walking. And he was crying and we didn't know why. And he's crying like beet red tears, bright red cheeks, hair all messed up, sweating, crying. Runny nose. We don't know what he's crying. And we're like, we don't know. And then he's like laying down and he's going, Because, well, we know now through hindsight that he was breathing like this because he'd worn himself out. Yeah. But at the time, we're like, call 911. He's choking. Fire trucks show up. Oh, man. Fireman comes in. Our neighbors are like, what's going on? Crazy. Oh, kids crying. Nothing wrong with that.

2:31:40Absolutely nothing wrong with him. That's you being a new parent. I guarantee every parent, when they're a new parent, they do something like that. There's probably a million stories. Obviously, people are calling us and they're like, is Jake okay? We're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. What was, oh my gosh. We saw the fire trucks and all the firemen and we saw all the city dollars being, you know, used. Stop. No one said that. We saw all the government money being flushed down the toilet. So we were just wondering, what on earth was it? He was sad. Yeah, he was sad. He was sad. Yeah, he was sad. He's a little emotional. It was a rough day. Yeah. He couldn't walk as many steps as he wanted. Yeah. He couldn't find his Blankum. Yeah. Yeah, because now we want to call him because all that money got flushed down the toilet just because your son was crying. Please. Everyone does it. It's better safe than sorry. My little brother used to do the crying where he would hold his breath. And I used to be terrified. I babysit him. I'd be terrified that he was going to pass out. He'd be like. Breathe. Yeah, yeah. I'd be like, stop it. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, when you're a new parent, you do stuff like that all the time. In fact, if anybody's listening right now.

2:33:00and you're about to become a first-time parent, don't freak out when your kid cries. Because that's what I would do. We freaked out every time a kid would cry. You can't tell someone that. They're going to freak out no matter what. It's true. You are. And there has to be that learning curve. You have to go through it to realize. Like, Jake, if he had 101 temperature, we were practically rushing to the hospital. He just had 103. Well, Jay's on his fourth kid now. Oh, yeah, we're experts now. Although we made a ton of mistakes on the way, for sure. But Jasper's getting the benefit of it. He doesn't have to have any needles shoved into his spine. Oh, that makes my heart hurt. By the way, if you have those stories, you want to call in 570-1949. The other thing that you can call in is to tell us the weirdest thing you've ever seen when you were driving. Someone's shaving their whoop-whoop. Yeah, their whoop-whoop. You look over. What's the weirdest thing you've ever looked over? This one guy. M1 Smash just wrote us and said, I was once driving down the freeway and saw a guy playing a trumpet. That's crazy. I've seen guys shaving with, like, the electric razor when driving. I've seen guys smoking a joint before. You have? Yes. Oh, yeah. Hysterical. Oh, my gosh. California. Pull up next to a dude, windows down, he's just... Blasting a joint? That's not uncommon. Blasting a jerk. See that, like, on a daily basis. I don't know if I can say the craziest thing I saw. Am I sexual?

2:34:27Yep. And it's probably going to get us a fine if you say it. Yep. We can imagine. Had to do with a wee-quah-wee-quah? Had to do with a guy in his hand. Really? How did you know? We were actually on our way to Key West driving spring break. What is going on in Florida? I've seen that here in San Diego. Someone pulled up next to me and it was very obvious. Literally. You should have called the cops. Shut up. We were screaming. We were like 18 years old. No, I guess not. I guess we were like 21 screaming. He had a picture in his lap. We thought it was... We couldn't figure out what it was. We thought it was ghosts. Turns out it was feet. Picture of two feet. How do you know it was a picture of two feet? Were you in a semi-truck looking down? Yeah, we were in a big 12-passenger van looking down. Really? And he was just going to war? He had it, yeah. Oh, my goodness. Yep. Going to war over feet. Get ready for the dump button, Mike, but can I say... No! No, you can't. The dump button's wore out today. Yeah, like the dump button. This is the dump button right now.

2:35:33Write it down and hold it up. Whatever it is is going to be filthy, and I'm going to say, of course you can't. Oh, no. It's a good visual. I put makeup on when I'm driving. Yeah, that's not going to war. It's not, but. And going to war, you're a pervert. That's sick. Yeah, you've already said. You don't want to say that because you've already said. Yeah. All right. He was. He was master of his own domain. Yep. Wow. I was not sure where you were going. I wasn't either. Master of his own domain. You understand that, right? Yeah. I was driving on the 8th freeway going to a party at San Diego State when I was a senior in high school. Yeah. And I saw a guy next to us. I mean, he kept right on up with us, too. Oh. And that's what he was doing? Yeah. But he was looking in our car and doing it. But you guys, that's a sex offender pervert. I know. I'm asking, is that a sex offender pervert? Yes. It is a sex offender pervert. Yeah. Exposure. We didn't see his junk. We just saw the movements. Yeah. Yeah. That's a sex offender pervert. Yeah. Weirdo. What is he doing? Is he starting a motor in there? Yeah. M1 Stella. Hi. You're calling about the fever thing, right? Yeah. I was just going back to that. I wanted to let you guys know, when my son was three months old,

2:36:51He had this fever that wouldn't break. No, Tylenol wouldn't break it. Motrin wouldn't break it. And I took him to the doctor. They said, maybe he has a blood infection. They gave him a shot and sent him home. And I just felt like something wasn't right. And so I took him to children. They gave him the spinal tap. And he actually had bacterial meningitis. So he was in ICU for 10 days. And had we not gone that night, he wouldn't have made it. That's a really good thing to look for is if your kid's fever won't break, then you know something's wrong. Now, how long would you say? What are we talking? Like how long? Do you wait? Like three nights for three nights. Oh, yeah. Oh, for sure. It would go down during the day, but at night it would always go up. Oh, yeah, for sure. If it was going on that long, for sure. Thank you for the call. M1 Angela. Hi. Weirdest thing you saw driving. All right. So this happened over a couple different stoplights. First stoplight, the guy next to me, he's kind of leaned over for a while, right? Yeah. I'm thinking, this is kind of odd. And I see the top of a glass. Like, okay, well, maybe he's having his morning protein shake. Yeah. Well, next light, I go over, and he's down there for even longer. And I'm watching him going, okay, what's going on? He sits up, and there's this cloud of smoke. He's hitting a bong. Yeah. He's hitting a bong. He's hitting a bong.

2:38:15In the car. Wow. No, I don't want no dudes hitting no bongs and no cars. Yeah, and he looks over at me, and I look over at him, and I'm like, really, sir? Yeah. Really? Before you took off? Did you just go home and smoke yourself out, bro? So many things wrong with that picture. Oh, he just looks at it and goes, like, come on, dude. Just go home. Just blew over all the papers. Yeah, he did. Thank you for the call. 570-1949. If you're going to be blasting a bong, stay at home. Stay at the crib. Stay at the crib. I'm so not surprised by that. I'm not either, but it's just stupid. Look at kids. See, it's different, man, now that I have kids. If I had heard that 10 years ago, I'd be like, oh, whatever. High five. Now I'm like, I got my kid in the car, you dodo bird. Go home. Go home and light your bong. Let's check. Light your bong. I know. I sound like an old man. Smoking your marijuana. You're right. Smoking those marijuana cigarettes. Stop smoking your marijuana cigarettes in that water pipe. Stop with the water pipe with the marijuana cigarettes. Smoking that pot again. A bong? I mean, that requires both hands. Yeah. Oh, boy. Exactly. M1 Joe. Hey, Mikey. Talking about first-time parents. I have a 10-month-old daughter.

2:39:33And she was fighting fever all day. And we took it. It was about 102 or 102.9. And it ended up happening. About 10 hours later, she went to a seizure. Oh, really? And she was transported to the hospital. And I guess come to find out, and being a first-time parent, I didn't know this, but a lot of kids, when they have a fever spike, they'll go into a, I guess it's called a feverabolic seizure. And that's their way of the body fighting off the seizure. So if a kid gets to 104, that's what might happen? Well, if it's a fever spike, so say the kid's at 101 and all of a sudden jumps to 104, just gets really hot for some reason or whatever the case might be, then that fever or that seizure is their way of trying to fight off the fever, their body's way. And it happens usually like in, I think, two and under. And it's not any long-term, you know, nothing wrong long-term, but, you know, pretty scary seeing it for the first time. Oh, my goodness. That's awful. I would lose my mind. Oh, yeah, for sure. You know, I've said it on the air before. in the next couple of years would like to adopt a baby. And, again, I go back to the fact that I really want to adopt, like, an 18-year-old because I never want to have to deal with this stuff because it breaks my heart to hear about, man. I can't imagine if it's mine. There's going to be so many amazing things, too, that it just, like, it doesn't even matter, you know? Scary. I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell. That's the cure. I was thinking the same thing, but I thought it was too insensitive to say.

2:41:02I'll let Mikey do it. Cowbell doesn't work with Jake. Motrin. Motrin works. No Cowbell? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more Cowbell. Well, Motrin works for us, but whatever works for you, Christopher Walken. You know what I'm saying? 570-1949. Or you can text us, 949Mikey, at gmail.com. Let's see. M1Rob. Hey, what's happening, guys? Not too much. So when I was younger, maybe like 9 or 10, I was driving around in the passenger seat with my older brother, who's about 10 or 11 years my senior. And we were at a red light behind a couple that was having a heated argument. And my brother, I heard him say under his breath, hit her, hit her, I dare you to hit her. And then sure enough, dude, the arm went up. We just see the silhouette of this lady's hair flying in the passenger seat. I look over, and my brother is getting out of the car, walks in front of us. opens the guy's door while he's still in his seatbelt and just beats the ever-loving car out of the sky. Good. Yes! Wow. Defending that girl. That's his person. Defending a girl. That's virtuous. He walked over to the passenger side, had some soft words for her. She gets out of the car, I hopped in the back seat, and the light turned green. Wow. It's a courageous guy. She got in with you guys.

2:42:21It's a courageous guy. Wow. You see a woman getting attacked. He's helping out, man. That's rad. Yeah, it was pretty cool. Good for him. And I'm guessing that that's what he was saying. Like, I dare you to. Yeah, I dare you to. Do it. Do it. Yep. Gotcha. Thank you. Yeah, because at first I was like. Ah, don't do that. Yeah, that's creepy. At first when he was saying, hit her, hit her. Oh, yeah. I thought it was like, hit her, hit her. I was like, whoa. Yeah, weird. 570-1949. Or you could text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. There was, apparently they're saying that they're getting more body scanners at Lindbergh, which I don't understand because I didn't know that. First of all, Woodsy and Sienna flew out of Lindbergh this weekend, and you guys didn't even see any, right? No. These body scanners they're talking about? I may have, dude. If it's the thing. I walk through security, right? You put your stuff on the conveyor belt, and then you walk through. Now, there was a dude standing directly in front of me. And he was standing directly in front of me. But behind him was this bubble, like this big shield thing, a big circular deal. Oh, see, I didn't see that. Yeah, and I didn't have to go in it, and I didn't see anybody else go in it either. Was it see-through? Did it look like that? No. See, I saw like a...

2:43:43A glass case or like a tall box, like a clear box. That's what they blow the air on you. That's what I thought. I was like, oh, that must have been what Lauren was talking about, where they blow air, because one girl was in there. And I didn't see, because I was specifically looking to see if they had any full body scanners. Apparently, I haven't flown since the Civil War, because I don't know what any of this stuff is. I'm like, what are you guys talking about? I don't know what that is. They do glaucoma tests at the airport now? They blow your eye? Like, what is that? I've never heard of it. But in this article on Sign on San Diego, it said that Lindbergh Field will be receiving additional full body scanners in an attempt to, you know, increase the screening of passengers. Like we said, we didn't see any when we were there, but apparently they do have some. Maybe international. And they're saying that they're going to get a bunch more installed and that will be in service by summer. So. You guys hear about the girl that. that Conan O'Brien has basically made famous. He's done it through Twitter. And Sienna said it perfectly. Guy's got some time on his hands. He's got a little time on his hands. Yeah, so Conan just decided, you know, he's going to jump on Twitter and change someone's life. So he got on and he wrote, I've decided to follow someone at random. She likes peanut butter and gummy dinosaurs. Sarah Keelan, your life is about to change. And he tweeted that on Friday.

2:45:05She goes by the name of At Lovely Button. That's presumptuous of him, isn't it? Yeah. I wonder if he hit her up. Do you think he hit her up first and said, is it okay to do? I don't think so. You don't think he did? I don't think so either. As of Saturday afternoon, she had 12,975 followers. Would you like to know how many followers she had before that? How many? Before Conan? How many? Three. I mean, now it's got to be up to like over 20,000. You know, that was on Saturday. My heart wants to believe that he asked her first. Because if my heart doesn't believe that, then I think that's not very nice. Why? Because what if it really bums her out that all the attention is being put on her? That's a good point. She could just get rid of her account. That's true. Twitter's not that invasive. Yeah, she had three friends before. Maybe she likes it. Her and her three friends? No, no, no. I'm saying maybe she likes the attention. Oh, I'm sure. She loves it. She says that he's changed my life. You know, you have no idea what he did for me. Just in one day, it's the most awesome day ever. How do you milk that? I'll tell you how you milk that. We'll do it. Why don't we, we'll ask him. I need more followers. But wait, maybe we say, yeah, we try to get followers for people. He is only, she's only 10 fans short of having 17,000 followers. Are you serious? Yep. Oh, wow. Wait, no, no, no.

2:46:23I guess, bad at math, 16,790. Close. Nice. It's a 210 shot. She only needs three more, guys. By the way, the 7,000th fan to the Mikey Show fan page on Facebook. If you go to Facebook, up at the top, there's a search section. Just type in the Mikey Show. And the one that has over 6,600 fans is us. She's got a foul mouth, this lovely button. Oh, really? Yeah. What do you mean? What's up, dude? That's... She's from Michigan. So check it out. Go to Facebook.com and just type in in the search section on your Facebook. Type in The Mikey Show. The one that has 6,600 fans is us. The 7,000th person to join is going to get to come into the studio with a backstage pass. So we will do that for you. Guys want to do the band? B-A-N-N-E-D. The band list. Things that you think should be band. 5701-949-949mikey at gmail.com. And we'll tell you ours next. Love the Mikey Show. FM 94.9. Are you ready for Ram Truck Month? Ready for a Ram 1500 with a Hemi V8 upgrade at no extra charge with 0% EPR financing? Ready for more power and performance? Really? Ready? Ready to have your neighbors offering to wash it for free. Kids climbing in the back bed. Dogs that don't even belong to you jumping in to enjoy a more powerful ride.

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2:55:04And next thing I know, it's, hey, I got something pierced. Come check out my profile. Right. Okay, never mind. Is it true? See, I almost feel irresponsible saying it. But there was like something that said that Facebook, don't kill me on this. I never do this. I never say stuff before I actually know it. Never. I do. I do too. But there was a thing that's saying that Facebook might charge people. I heard that, too. $3.99 a month? Yeah, but I wonder if that's phony. Okay. Would you pay it? No. There's a lot of rumors about, like, they used to say that about Instant Messenger, too. I think it's a phony thing. Would you pay it? No, I can't. I think that that is so wrong. You don't have $48? It's wrong. That's just wrong. Someone would just come up with something to say, okay, if Facebook's not going to give it to you for free, we're going to do the exact same model for free. But here's the problem with that. I think about all the people that I've reconnected with and I don't have to go find them again and all that and all your pictures. I'd pay it in a heartbeat. See, and that's what they're banking on. If that's true. It may not be true, but if it is true that they're banking on people going, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll do it. I would do it. I found out last night. I say, yeah, yeah, yeah a lot. Did you not know that? I do it now too. Yeah, I don't notice it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In fact, when the person goes,

2:56:27Did you know that you say yeah, yeah, yeah a lot? And I go, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do that a lot. There's a band called the Yeah, Yeah, Yes. Yes, there is. Oh, is that the band that's on the treadmills in the video? No, that's the OK Go. OK Go? Sure. I don't know. All right, here's some of the band stuff. Don't agree with some of it. The ironic mustache. What is the ironic mustache? That is like a guy that's... I'm trying to be funny and overgrows the mustache. Love it. Sometimes I do a handlebar. Love it. I do, too. I want to be friends with that person. I can't do it, but I love it. You can grow a mean stache. Like the big, thick one? No, but your stache is like a stache. A stache? Maybe I should do it. Shave the rest off, please. You want to shave the rest off and grow a big one? Bring an ironic mustache in tomorrow. My friend Ryan has it. He was at the wedding. He's the man. I love him. He even has little wax and he like... spikes the ends of his mustache. It's so funny. How can you not love it? It's great looking. It's a big thing in North County and I guess maybe it is in La Jolla too. Guys started...

2:57:35There was actually a Facebook page, too. They started it, like, to be funny in a mustache challenge for charity. Yeah. And then it got like, okay, it's almost like who has the bigger cojones. Right. To let it roll. To let it roll. We did it at work, and I made it about two weeks before I looked like a 70s porn star. And I was like, I'm done. I'm out. Isn't that the point of it? Yes. I think so. I think that's why it's called the ironic mustache. I love it. That's fantastic. M1, Nicole. Hello. What should be on the band list? Turtleneck sweaters on men. When I was in Utah, I saw an older guy wearing a turtleneck, and I loved every second of it. Really? A turtleneck sweater? Yes. But she was in the snow. I was in the snow, yeah. She was in the snow. Is he smoking a pipe? Yeah. He should have been. I used to wear a lot of turtleneck sweaters. Did you really, Woodsy? I worked at Banana Republic. So I had a ton of turtleneck sweaters. Like I had a red one and like a white one and a black one. That makes me itch. I hate turtlenecks. I loved it, man. This kid looks sharp. Lauren, what do you think of turtleneck sweaters on a guy? Oh, wow. That was a strong reaction. That was a very strong reaction. I asked Lauren, what is the appropriate color?

2:59:04for a polo pullover. And the reason that I asked was... A pullover you were talking about? Oh, no. Don't say that to me. Don't prove. No. He already went and bought it. Oh, he got one already. And you know why I did that? Because I knew that I would face the judging eyes of Lauren and Sienna in the studio. So whatever color it was going to be... You didn't ask me. I know, but you were on your honeymoon. I didn't want to bother you with colors for polos on your honeymoon. Like a sweater that you pull over your head? No, no, no. I'm getting out for golf. You know, why didn't you ask the kid, dude? Because the kid's not going to slay me when I walk in this room. And you guys are both out of town with your loved ones. I thought she was going to say we're both out of touch. No, no, you're both out of town. I want to hear. She said, well, first of all, the first color that she gave me, I had to ask, what is that? Fuchsia. I didn't know what that was. What was it? She said pale blue. And I go, what is pale blue? Define pale blue. I was going to say navy blue. She said, think North Carolina Tar Heels color. Yeah, it's good. Okay, fine. Then she said pale green. Don't know what that is. Like lime greenish. Now, Woods could do it, not Mike. Oh, great. I thought you were talking polo, like collared shirt. I didn't know you were talking polo. You are.

3:00:18I'm talking, yeah. Like a collared shirt? Like a kind you go golfing. Like an IZOD. Like what color IZOD shirt? Yeah, yeah. Then I stick to those statements. Yeah, it's got three buttons right here. Yeah. Here's the deal. You don't need to be buying any golf clothes because we're dressing you up in full regalia when you play golf. You will have a little hat and the knickers and the whole schmear, pal. That's fine. That's fine. I'm just saying that when we go out there to hit golf balls. I have one shirt. You wear it every time we go. I wear it. And I got to get something different. No. You can do. The topic right now. Yeah. Banned list. Is stuff that should be banned. And Gary Woods is on the line. Oh, no. That's Woodsy's dad. Hello, Mr. Woods. How are you all? Hey, Dad. We're good. Well, first of all, it was great to have Stephen home this weekend. Yes, that's right. But I couldn't help calling in. This may not be politically correct, but I spent two hours on Friday talking to a customer service rep that I'm sure was located in India somewhere. Let me guess. His name was Josh. Because they say that, by the way. When you call, they go, hello, this is Josh from Della. How may I help you, please?

3:01:38I kept asking for his manager, somebody that I could understand, and it was just, it was very painful. Hey, listen, this is not, this is, lest people think that this is somehow prejudice. It isn't. If I can't understand, I'm not, I don't understand. Well, here's the deal. Do we not have a massive unemployment rate in this country? Maybe give those jobs to folks here. Yeah. You know what I mean? Well, and the insulting thing about it is I'm not kidding. No. They literally will answer and they'll go, hello and thank you for calling Del. This is Steve. May I help you? And you go, really? Really, Steve? I almost threw down the phone right when I heard it. I was like, oh, this is going to be a beating. Hey, but you want to go, hey, Steve, where are you from? Bangladesh. Yeah, no. I am from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Oh, really? What part of Milwaukee? The Milwaukee? What part, though? I'm from the part of the Milwaukee. I told him I was in Tool, Texas. He said, yeah, I'm just down the street from you. Are you really? Sure you are. Oh, wow. Yeah, I live there, too.

3:02:54Okay, great. Thank you, Mr. Woods. Thanks, Dad. Have a great show. See you. Bye. That's Stephen's father. Who's Stephen? That's the man sitting across from me that Mr. Woods just referred to as Stephen. Oh, okay. What's that? Well, since we're on the family kick, I just got a great one from Rebecca, Mike. Great what? A great band topic. Did she text you? She texted me. Things that should be banned. Things that should be banned. What? The got anything campaign, like the got milk. Now it's, you know, got. Right. It's the stupid black T-shirt with the white letters that say like. Is that still around? Yes. I don't see that anymore. You don't leave your house, but. That's true. That's like the absolute. They used to do those with the absolute T-shirts. Yeah. The got. I hate him, too. I know exactly what she means. I saw one once that said got meth. Oh. I know. Healthy. Well, 570-1949. 570-1949. 949mikey at gmail.com. Things that should be banned. Themed bar crawls. Oh, yes. I love them. What's wrong with themed bar crawls? It adds fun. Lame. Really? Lame. I haven't been out for 55 years. I wouldn't know.

3:04:18But it adds something to it, you know, because you're all dressed the same. It causes, like, a tension on you. Woods, he hates it. He hates to see him walking. I was talking to a good friend of mine in Dallas, Bauman, the man formerly known as Bauman, when we could talk about him. But he had to go on a Snuggie bar crawl. Oh, my gosh. That's the greatest thing I've ever heard. That's the worst thing I've ever heard. Lauren. This is a little bit off topic, but did you hear that they set the Snuggie most hooded fleeces worn in a spectator or in a given place at the Cavs game? Oh, they set a record. They set a record. World record. Those things are so dope. They're snuggies. What did they do, pass them out when people were coming in? For everyone at the Cavaliers game, and LeBron James made one of the rookies go put a snuggie on and come march out wearing it. Yeah, well. The snuggie bar crawl was, he said it was the biggest beating of his life. I would love it. I hate it. I'm just going to say it right now. I hate pub crawls. I got a snuggie as a wedding gift. God, I hate pub crawls more than anything. I think it's just. Like, okay, we get it. Come to the pub crawl, man. It's fun. It's so fun. You want to go, just go to the bar with your friends and have a couple cocktails. I think maybe we're just too old. I think we're old. When I was that age, I liked them. I'm 39. I still think they're funny. It adds fun to it, you know? I think it sounds fun. Then you know who's in your group. Just crawling from pub to pub. Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah.

3:05:37I don't know. Probably because I missed out on the whole thing. Here's the deal. You know why? You know why I don't like it? It's because they do like the bit where you go and you have like two beers like round it up. We're going to Murphy's. It's like, no, I don't. I'm here. Like I'm comfortable. You know, like I don't like to be told what to do. You guys know that. I don't like a schedule. Costumes for dogs should be banned. Zero percent. A hundred percent. Zero percent. Yep. Absolutely not. Woods, why are you putting a dress on your dog? Why? I mean, that's a legitimate question. If it's Halloween. No, we do it all the time. Do you really? That's clothes, not costumes. You go to L.L. Bean for dogs? Well, they have polo shirts, like real from Ralph Lauren polo shirts with the polo horse on them. Look, he's speechless. We went to Ralph Lauren in Dallas and bought four or three at the time. No. Three little polo shirts with collars, and they have the little horse and everything. I refuse to believe that. A woman I used to work with gave me a bunch of clothes to give our dog. And one of them is like a little juicy couture windbreaker. It's adorable. My dogs have wigs, too. Yeah, they have wigs. They do. You know how I know you're getting? Because you have wigs for your dogs, I guess, would be one of the first answers. My wiener dog has one of those little hot dogs with the mustard on the back. Is it true, Sienna, that the dachshund, how do you say it, dachshund or dachshund?

3:07:01Dachshund. Do they like to get dressed up? Because my friend has when she swears that they actually like it. She hates it. Really? She hates it so much. Well, yeah, it's a dog. Yeah. Mine would love it. I believe that. They all have matching Notre Dame. Cheerleader? Penny and Savannah are the girls. They have cheerleader deals, and the boys have kind of like the Notre Dame jersey on the back. G-I-T. Git. Git. My friend actually dressed up as Dachshund. Dachshund? Dachshund. He had a little construction outfit and he took flip cam video of him in front of a construction site. Oh, I lost it. It's so funny. Dachshunds are just funny to look at in general. We have so many clothes and costumes. Lucky has an astronaut costume. I'm not kidding. It's clearly because he's going up to space. Of course. M1 Alfonso has something that should be banned. Go ahead, Alfonso. Yeah, hi. I really feel that the expression cool beans should be bad. 100%. That's great. I love it. Absolutely. I'm with you. Beans aren't even cold. I will guarantee I'm still saying that now. Cool beans. Cool beans, man. Cool beans. Yeah, I can be done with that. Cool ice. Nothing works. Let's see. M1 Lefty? Or Letty. Letty. I had to say it. Berry.

3:08:28with a real heavy Mexican accent. Letty. M1 Letty. Letty. Go ahead. I think those family stickers on the back of cars that tell you the names of your kids, what their favorite hobbies are. I like them. I do. I wouldn't have them. I like them, Letty. Letty. It's a pedophile. Exactly. Oh, that's right. Let's give every stranger all the information. Your mom, Jackie, told me to come pick you up because she's picking up your little sister, Tracy. Genius. Yeah. See, now, I didn't think of that. I didn't think of that. But that part of it, like, if it attracts weirdos, okay. What if you do just the character? Like, dad, then mom, then dog, then son, you know what I mean? It's just kind of weird, like, how do you do that for polygamous family? Well, I like... Five wives and kids. Yeah, wouldn't it be confusing if there was like eight dads in a row? Yeah, you're just like, or it's like two moms. I'm going to do that. I'm going to put three women. Right. Me and then three women on the back of my truck. And then all my dogs. That's so confusing. That's like a graph, you know what I mean? That's right. Funny. Thank you, Letty. Yeah. Letty. Thanks, Letty.

3:09:39Do I really do that? Yes. Enchilada. Enchilada. There's nothing wrong with it. I understand why. Hey, dude. It's an enchilada. Okay. Not... Alito menudo. Do you have it with your guacamole? No. I have it with my guacamole. Yeah, your guacamole. Unbelievable. My dad made menudo this weekend. I'm sure he did. And I had some menudo. Menudo. Menudo. Menudo. It's great. It kills me. It would have made you sick. 100% it would have. In fact, you were a topic of conversation while we were having it. I said if Woods were here right now, he would politely excuse himself to the bathroom. Oh, it's delicious. Should oversized lenses for the casual photographer. Yes. Genius. The oversized lenses. Hey, Ansel Adams, maybe take that thing off, okay? I'm trying to get a good pick. Eddie Leibowitz. Eddie Leibowitz. Take that thing off.

3:10:53Maybe they're trying to take it up as a hobby. Yeah, they sure are. Hey, dude, that's a Pentax, all right? Quit with the 80-inch lens on that. What, are you taking a picture of the moon? Hey, how's Mars, bro? How's Io, the third moon of Jupiter, bro? How's that working out? Guy's out taking pictures of kids in his yard, and he's got a three-foot lens. It's so true. It's a parking lot, pal. Put it away. What about... Team so-and-so t-shirts. Team Edward. Team Jacob. Yeah. I'm not even on board with that. Yeah, put those away. Yes. How about just Edward and Jacob band forever? Mm-hmm. Oh, totally. You are so unbelievably jealous. I'm not jealous. It's a vampire. What is Giant Waving Man?

3:11:46What is that? That's like when you see the guy, like, the little... I love that guy! Oh, the air guy? At the gas station? Or the opening of the new car dealership? Or the IHOP? Exactly. Inflatable guy. That guy has some moves. He has some serious moves. I love it. I think it's hysterical. I have no problem with that. Me neither. Makes me giggle. Okay, this one can definitely be banned. Now... Some people are going to be really, really irritated that I would say to ban this. But I'm talking about the aftermarket exhausts. Oh, yeah, dude. Harleys. On motorcycles or cars. I know. That guy. Falling ass down my street. Yeah, and it's like 7 a.m. Yeah. And the first thing that happens is you jump 80 feet. Yeah. Hey, dude, you got a motorcycle. And the guy that drives by you, like if you're sitting down having lunch at a patio. Right. And the guy that drives by you and gives it the.

3:12:46Right, right. And you're like, I'm just trying to eat an omelet. Please, please. Can I just have my omelet right now without you with the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You don't need to trick you. Grow up, Peter Pan. You don't need to trick your car out, okay? Even the president or maybe CEO, but the head of Harley Davidson was like, you guys are giving us a bad name. Yeah. It's getting ridiculous. Stop it. Yeah. He's like, we're taking a lot of heat for your. See, I like exhaust on cars. Boy, those were big players back in my high school days. The big jacked up truck with the exhaust. I like, see, I like an idle. When a car's on idle and you can hear big throaty idle. I enjoy that. I like aftermarket exhaust for that reason. But I don't like loud. Uh-oh. We're just killing the Tums. Every morning that kid has to like, he just, you look over there and he's eating eight or nine Tums a morning. You might try a doctor for that. Strong bones, kid. Lauren? One time in high school, I just remembered this. I had a hole in my muffler, not on purpose, and my car was so loud. And me and my friend heard about this party, and we were trying to, like, there's never anything going on in my hometown. We were in high school, and we're driving up through this neighborhood to see, like, is that a party or is that not a party? Yeah. You're trying to creep. Yeah, we were creeping. Creeping. We were creeping.

3:14:08And, yeah, it ended up it wasn't a party at all. It was, like, five guys hanging out. But we saw, like, the front light go on and the door open. And I gunned it out of, like, just... Yeah, it was like... Like, there goes Lauren. Yeah. This is a kind of exhaust. This is a BMW M5 with an aftermarket exhaust. Some guys will dig this. Yeah, dude. Easy Carl Edwards. If it's driving down the street, it would drive me nuts. Shut up. But if it's just an idol. It's making my skin crawl. You hate it, right? It doesn't really bother me. What are you, Kurt Busch, dude? Yeah, I can understand. You should be able to get fined for that. Like in New York City, if you honk, there's some areas there's a no honk zone. You can get fined for it. Oh, I am... I can't believe this is on the band list. Let's see it. Toe rings? Yeah. Ew. Sexy. We're in. Imagine that. So hot, Jay. Sexy. Toe rings, Jay.

3:15:18You know, I think I'm out on them now. I was in for a long time. I think I'm out now. They're not in anymore. They're sexy. Weird that Mikey and I like them. Go ahead and smell it. See how sexy it is. That's filthy. Now you've made something very sexy, very filthy. How about belly button piercings? Still in. I was in. Now I think I'm out. I just took mine out. I had it for 10 years. But you guys. Still in. When did the memo come out that like the toe rings on the girls? I love the toe ring. They've been out for a long time. I've never liked those. I don't like feet. I love feet. I wore a toe ring when I was in high school for maybe like a month and they're not comfortable. Yeah, but they're sexy. They're hot. They're not. Mikey, you're going to have to take yours off. Oh, yeah. I'm going to take it off. I got them on both big toes. We've got toe rings on guys. Okay. That I've never seen. I've never seen a guy wear a toe ring. You will. Really? Yeah. The kids are going to put one on and freak you out one day. Hey, guys, it's Frankie. What's the matter with a toe ring? Frankie, you don't have a toe ring. Yeah, I do. I think they're kind of cool, man. Where did you get it? I got it at a bodybuilding competition. And what does it look like? It was third prize. Really? Third prize? Yeah. First prize set of steak knives. Third prize, a little daisy toe ring. What's the matter with it? It's a daisy? Only a man can rock one. That's true. Do you have it on right now? Yeah, of course I do.

3:16:35Now, when you wear sandals, do people ever comment on your toe ring? Yeah, every once in a while, I'll have a couple dudes walk over and go, hey, man, that thing looks great, and I say thanks a lot. They're joking. I think they're kidding with you, dude. Yeah, they're giving you a hard time. They're ribbing you. Woodsy. Yeah. Why don't me and you go get a couple of toes? No, dude, I'm good. We go down to the PB this weekend, man. You just said you wanted one. Yeah, you just said you wanted one, pal. No, I was going to do one as shtick, like as a bit. Well, go together. I'll tell you what, as a bit, let's go down to PB this weekend, me and you. We're going to the beach, all right? They're expecting sunshine this weekend. We lift some weights. We go get a toe ring. Okay, maybe. Sounds like a nice little Saturday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So here's what we're going to do because I want to nail this thing down. Yeah. How much you bench? Like 150 pounds maybe. We're going to get you up to 250 by the end of the summer, man. Wow. First of all, the best way to body build, oiled up. No, no, no. Oh, yeah. No, it's slippery, dude. Gotta be oiled up. Slippery. Yeah, it's slip. You don't want to oil this gut, dude. You don't oil the hands. You oil the chest. But it gets on your hands. But I'm going to be oiling myself up. Dude, you're going to get so ripped, your skin's going to need to be able to expand. Well, yeah, but if I'm going to be oily, I'm going to have to oil myself up. Baby oil. Okay, but I'm going to have to oil myself. You can't get all the spots, though. Yeah. You're going to need his help. You can't get all the spots, man. I got to help you.

3:18:00All I know is you're going to be tan and ripped. I'm in. All right. This weekend. They call those gorillas, Frankie. That's right. Gorillas. That's right. And that's what you're going to be by the end of the summer, kid. Me and you lifting weights in baby oil and cut off shorts. You got it over there, girl. What's your name? My name's MC Meldorg. Yeah, MC Meldorg knows what's up, dude. She's going to come with us. So hot, Woodsy. Yeah, you're going to be hot, dude. Is that the look? Is that the move? Yeah. Me and you are going to go out there this weekend, and don't worry about the sand getting under oil. We'll hose it off later. Ooh, that would burn. They have an outdoor gym down in PB, too. Yeah, dude, outdoor gym. Perfect. It's going to be just like Venice Beach, only with guys with toe rings. That's awesome. Picture Venice Beach. Only daisies on your toes. I'm in. Wow. I'll be out of town this weekend, but we can do it another time, though. Maybe we'll work it out to when you're back in town. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll do it when I'm back in town. I have a buddy playing in a band, so I'm going to go see him this weekend. Where at? In L.A. I'll drive you. No, and I've got to live. I've got to live. I like to...

3:19:10Chill by myself. I got some new tunes I want to check out. What are you listening to these days? Oh, dude, I got all kinds of new stuff I got to get into. Like the new Spoon record. Love that one, dude. I love Spoon. Hey, dude, in fact, I was Spooning last night. I tell you what, how about I come over this weekend, you and I Spoon and go lift weights. No. But thank you for the opportunity. You act like it's weird or something. It's not weird. Here's what we're going to do. Quick time out. When we come back, I want to talk about the things that you did when you were a kid that you can't do anymore, but you miss it. You go, oh, if I could still. Like, Woodsy, give me an example. Like, if you were. Play tackle football, dude. So much fun. You cannot do that. You can't do it as an adult. You can't do it. Nope. 570-1949. 949mikey at gmail.com. Welcome, everybody, to the wild, wild west. A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness. The track hits your eardrum like a slug to your chest. Pack a vest for your chicken. This is the Mikey Show on FM 94.9.

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3:26:41Did you guys hear about the producer of the movie Up in the Air? Producer of the movie Up in the Air is at the Oscars last night. And Ryan Seacrest is interviewing. He's asking questions in the usual red carpet stuff. And this lady, her name is Vera Farmiga. She's the producer of the movie Up in the Air. He asks her who she thinks should win the award for Best Director. And she mentions... a director other than the one from her movie, and then realizes it and goes, oh, oh, oh, and tries to recover, but doesn't say her, I mean, it's so uncomfortable. What movie do you like? Obviously, Up in the Air is the one that you're in, but outside of that, which one do you think is going to be a real winner tonight? The Hurt Locker. The Hurt Locker, you think that wins Best Picture? Perhaps. Who do you think wins Best Director?

3:27:37You got Catherine and Jimmy. Catherine's got my vote. There are others, but that's the real race. Catherine's got my vote. Why should she win? I was going to say, wait a minute. That's not bad at all. Was he nominated? He just misstepped. He did not. You're recovering. It's all about the recovery. Thanks for pointing that out. She goes huge misstep. I mean, I don't know. You might say your own director. He said, you know, he started off saying, you know, what movie did you think other than your movie? Oh, no, no, no. Oh, did he? Yes. Listen to the beginning of the clip. I can see why she could be confused. Let's hear it. She's confused. What movie do you like? Obviously, Up in the Air is the one that you're in, but outside of that, which one do you think is going to be? Win Best Picture. Oh, whatever. Listen, listen, listen. The Hurt Locker. The Hurt Locker, you think that wins Best Picture? Perhaps. Now, Best Director. Who should get Best Director? She may still be thinking, other than. She's staying in that vein, maybe. Oh, okay. Who do you think wins Best Director? You got Catherine and Jimmy. He gave her the option. No, but Jason was the director of hers. Isn't that what she said? He only gave her two options. Yeah. Catherine's got my vote. There are others, but that's the real race. Catherine's got my vote. Why should she win? Then she said it again. Wait a minute. Why should she win? I just misstepped. You did not. She didn't. You're recovering. It's all about the recovery.

3:29:00She called herself out. She knows she screwed up. Well, then he said there are others. I think he just kind of maybe confused her. Yeah. Me saying I listen to another morning show. That's right. No, I mean, I really love Mikey and everything, but. Yeah, but I mean, other than him. Other than him. So talk to me about things from our childhood that you wish you could still do now, but you can't because you'd look like a dummy. Red Rover, Red Rover. What is that? What is Red Rover? Yeah, I don't know what it is. Wait, wait, wait. I know it's Red Rover. Send Mikey on over. What is it? It's like you have two teams, all right? And say there's five, no, say there's ten people per team, and you hold hands tight. Each person holds hands, and you have to run to the other side of the team and try to break through their hands. Really? And if you get to break through their hands, then you get to take one of them over to your side. and build a stronger Red Rover, and whoever is left with only one person loses. Childhood sounded fun. Yeah, you used to be tagging cars and stuff. We were playing Dodgeball and Red Rover. Yeah, I was watching... Dodgeball! Dodgeball. I mean, dude. I was watching horrifying movies on HBO. So was I. I was on a Dodgeball team like a year and a half ago. Dodgeball's money. Made it to the championships. I got in trouble playing Dodgeball recently. Recently?

3:30:20Every morning I would drop Jasper off at school, and I was playing dodgeball with all the kids out on the grass. I was the only one throwing balls at them, and then they'd throw them back at me. And the principal came over and said, Yeah, we don't encourage that type of play. Could you please stop? Doyle rules. Yeah, Mr. Isbell, you're 50 years old. Do you have a job that you could go to possibly? I didn't. I guarantee Jasper thinks he has the coolest dad. No question. My dad is so cool. No question. Probably, yeah. Kids do that until they get to be about 17 or 16. Get out of here, Dad. In a few years, it'll change. Get out of here, Jay. Don't you call me Jay. It's Dad. Don't you ever call me Jay. No, dude. What would you do, bro?

3:31:09If one of your kids threw a J at you? Finn's actually thrown that out there. He's like, yeah, J. And I was like, really? Because I'm pretty sure I can snap you in half still. You cannot say J in like a tough way. He's 18 now. Yeah. How do you like a fat lip, kid? How do you like a knuckle sandwich? I do have to look up at him, though. I was like, oh, yeah. Is he taller than you? He is. Just barely. Just barely. It's the funniest thing to ask a little kid what... their dad or mom's name is. Like, if I were to say, Jake, what's your dad's name? He'd be like, Dad. I'm like, what's his name? He'd be like, Mike. Like, they say it in this way and they feel so awkward saying it. Yeah, we have the baby gates up everywhere. Of course. So we have the baby gate closed. Rebecca's in the office the other day. And Jake wants Mom. So he's going, Mommy. Mommy. And I go, Mommy's busy, buddy. Mommy. And he's getting impatient. So finally he goes, Babe. No. Wait. Did you die? Dude, I thought I was going to pee my pants. I laughed so hard. It was the funniest thing. He goes, so babe doesn't work. She'll tell you. Amazing. First he tries babe, then he tries Rebecca. No way. It was the funniest thing, dude. It was so funny. That's really cute. So funny. So cute. M1 Bridezilla says, I really miss climbing anything. Trees, buildings, statues, etc.

3:32:32Statues? Yeah, I guess. When they were a kid, they would climb in. The Empire State Building? Yeah, seriously. I really miss popping down to Mexico for lunch and a little shopping. Well, who did that when they were a kid, though? No one. You know what I mean? Let's see. Okay, 570-1949 or 949mikey at gmail.com. What else? What are we missing? I'm with Bridezilla climbing, and I used to, like, everything I did as a kid would be, like, so creepy if I did it now because I would hang out in the woods and be like... Treasure hunting and building forts and climbing trees. So if you saw me as a grown woman doing those things. It would be kind of weird. Yeah. We'd call the authorities. Yeah. There's a woman building a fort behind my house right now. What about just tag? How awesome was tag? Hide and seek, dude. I still play hide and seek. Yeah, what was that like? Hide and seek's awesome. Yeah, I was killing a bag of Doritos watching scary movies on Cinemax, okay? I was a kid with a big gallon of chocolate milk, you know, by myself, sitting Indian-style on the carpet watching a horror movie. It's like Scooby-Doo, is that what you were watching? That scary movie? Yeah, no, not Scooby-Doo. If by Scooby-Doo you mean The Exorcist or The Omen, then yeah, totally.

3:33:48With a big thing of chocolate milk and Doritos. Talking to your imaginary buddy, Shiloh. Yes. Hi, Shiloh. How are you doing? Great. Drink some more chocolate milk, Mike. No problem. Did you guys ever play Heads Up 7-Up? Of course. That was the best! We used to play that in elementary school. Like, your teacher would be gone. On a rainy day or something? Yeah, they'd be like, all right, we're going to do Heads Up 7-Up. And everyone's like, yes! You know how I used to cheat? You cheated. Well, here's what you do, Mike. First, you have to explain what it is. Okay, heads up, seven up. Everybody in the class puts their head down and they put their thumbs up. Right. Right? Okay. Yeah, everyone, you pick, there's like a handful of people, like five people that are the seekers. Yes. The seekers? The seekers. So they're like, and they stand up at the front of the room. Everyone else in the classroom has to put their head down and not look. Okay. Put a fist on your desk with your thumb up. Right. If the seekers and the seekers are going to tiptoe quietly around the classroom, they have about one minute to tap one person on the thumb because their thumb is sticking up. That person puts their thumb in their hand and then the seekers go back to the front. And then the teacher says, OK, heads up, seven up. I guess it was seven seekers. Yes. So the seven people that were touched have to stand up and try to guess who touched them. I got the trick.

3:34:58You want to know the trick? This is why we stopped playing the game because of him. Yeah. The cheater. I cheated too. So you open your eyes and you look down and I see Sienna's got moccasins on. Right. And so I'm going to be like, I think it was Sienna pick me. And I'm like, man, how'd you go? I was so close. Most people didn't cheat. Woods and I are just those awful kids. This is going to sound really ridiculous question, but how would you, if you didn't cheat, how could you possibly know? Or you would look at their, when it was your turn, because the only seven people that are going to, there's only seven. People with their thumbs that got pushed and seven seekers. So it comes like a showdown, like the Wild West. You're looking at them. So you're looking at them and trying to assess which one is giggling. So two are out. So now it's me and five and I'm looking and I'm looking and I'm going, Mikey, you look at me or you won't look at me. You'd be like, that guy. That game was money. It sounds really lame described over the radio, but it was money. When you're little, you're so into it. You're stoked for Heads Up 7-Up. M1 Kyle.

3:36:02Hey, you know what you can do now that you probably couldn't do because your parents couldn't afford one when you were a kid? What? I was at Sports Chalet this weekend with my son and I was totally freaking out. I'm 40 years old and they brought a new and improved kick and go scooter back. What is kick and go scooter? You were that deprived? Yes. The answer is yes. There was one kid down the road that had a kick and go that everybody wanted to ride and everybody got to ride. It has a little lever that you kick down on it and it makes you go forward. And it has a retractable chain. So when you kick on it, it makes you go forward. Then it retracts and you keep kicking it. And the more you kick it, the faster you go. Really? Sounds rad. Dude, I was in Sports Chalet riding that thing all over Sports Chalet until the manager came up to me. Hey, you can't be riding that. That's awesome. You're too big, sir. Yes. You're 240, sir. Yeah, my car was looking at me like I was a nut. You're 240. You know, dude, that reminds me, one thing I was totally into when I was a little kid. What? Pogo sticking. Oh, yeah. I could pogo for five hours. Really? All day. I would love, let's get one. My parents have one. I want one. You got more? Call us, 570-1949. Long day, honey? Uh-huh. I desperately need a trip to Blissville.

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3:41:21You know what I miss? Remember the sick day from school if your parents worked? It's not the same if you have a sick day from work because now you feel bad and you feel like you need to work and you need to be working even though you're sick. Dude, when you had a sick day off of school, parents went to work and it was movie time, kick back, relax. Oh, yeah. And I was a faker. Oh, 100%. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Who was it? I never liked faking because I hated making up the work. My mom was, by my senior year, my mom was like, you going to school? No? All right. I'll call you in. Like, it just got so old. Really? Uh-huh. My mom gave us what she called mush days every once in a while to where we didn't, she's just like, you want to go? Let's just not do anything today. I'm not going to work. It's huge. And she called it mush day? Uh-huh. Mush days. I like it. We had mush days all the time. What did it mean? It mean we got to stay home and just do nothing, like for no reason. That's awesome. Mike, let's have a mush day soon. That's a good idea. Just the four or five of us mushing. That sounded really weird. Do we need to dump that? We'll just mush. Let's just mush. I'll go to your house and mush. Let's see. M1 Sean. That sounds so gross. M1 Sean, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. What up? What's going on, guys? So I was thinking about it, and I thought, like, when I was a kid, I would do anything in the rain. I'd run around in the rain. I'd play ball in the rain. That's true.

3:42:49You know, I would. Like love in the rain. Yeah. Not as kids. I wore shorts and like a tank top and didn't even care. Now it's like I'm going to work. Got a shirt and tie on. I'm like, oh. Yeah. Raining all over me. You know, at some point, too, we went from loving being rained on to hating being rained on. Same thing with being sandy. Being sandy? Kids used to like bury themselves, roll around in it. Now you're like, ugh. Get off. You know what else? You know what else? Did you guys notice this? When you were a kid. you could get in freezing cold water. Like if you knew somebody that had a pool, you could care less if it was February. You were swimming. You were swimming. You were like, yeah! Cannonball! Yeah. One of Todd's groomsmen came to town, brought his little boy who's six, and he jumped in our pool, and our heater is not on in the pool, and it's been pretty cold in San Diego recently. Yeah. He swam for like an hour. Uh-huh. It was freezing. Are you kidding? Cannonball! I mean, of course. But I mean, now as an adult, oh, if it's like, you're like, that's, we went to, I tell this story, man, people kill me about this. I said one time that we went, that Rebecca and I went to Maui on vacation and we went snorkeling. They said, did you like it? And I said, yeah. Or they said, do you like it? I said, no, I hated it. They said, why? I said, because the water was so cold. And they were like, dude, it was, it's Maui.

3:44:12They said, what was the water temperature? I was like, it was like 75 degrees. Oh, my gosh. Wow. And they go, well, what would you have wanted? And I go, I heard that the water was warm in Maui. And they're like, it is, bro, but it's not like bath water. Have you ever been in the ocean here? Not since I was a kid. You know, when you're a kid, you don't care. When I was an adult, I was like, oh! If it's too warm, it's skeevy. Yeah. It's like a bath. It's like a haven for germs and bacteria. Yeah. All I know is we got it. It was like 73 to 75 degrees, and I thought it was freezing cold. That is amazing. Would do anything in the world to see Mikey snorkeling. Anything in the world. Anything. The visual? Just make me laugh. Not the visual. But the entire, like I'm talking from sitting down to breakfast with him and Rebecca. The getting onto the bus to go to the boat. Then the getting on the boat. Then putting the gear on. Anything. I'll do anything I have to do to see it. With my mask? Yeah. I just picture your little tiny flippers. My little inflatables on my arms. I can see him doing it for about five seconds. This is really cool. I'm going to take a break, though. I'm good, though. It's fun. I'm having a blast. I'm going to take a break, though.

3:45:33I cannot breathe through the snorkel. This sound, all you hear is... I'm like, I'm good at this job. It kills me. Mikey's like, I hate this. I'm kidding you. Get me out of here. My heart just... It's awful. And every once in a while, you suck the salt water down into the snorkel. Mikey, you come up, you're like... When we went to Barbados for our honeymoon, we all did this. You're like, it's so fun vomiting the ocean. It's the worst. I hated every single second. I got buddies swimming down 60 feet. They're touching the shipwreck. And I pretended. I pretended. Did you get it? I go, yeah, yeah. I didn't get within 10 feet of this thing. I feel like my ears were popping. It was awful. Which is like, oh, yeah, dude, just shook Davey Jones' hand. I was just shaking his hand. I totally lied. I got it. It's cold. Didn't get within 10 feet of that thing. That's great. I hated it. I hated it. I'll never do it again. It's the worst. I love it. I would like it if I knew how to scuba because you don't have to have that. You don't suck the water. Never would I ever scuba. I would never scuba either. Really?

3:46:54claustrophobic weirdness what's you don't know what's down there dude you do you can see what's down there can you see behind you you have eyes absolutely it depends on the clarity of the water here was me i was like oh my god oh my god i don't like fish and the skipper thought it'd be really funny to throw some chum at me and so fish just go like that and i'm like I flipped out. See, I would love to go under there, but the breathing on the scuba, I would just... It makes my heart raise. You know, I can't do it. It's awful. I had to sit on a plane yesterday, and I was against the window seat, but there was no window there. And I was like... Because there wasn't a window there, I was freaking out. I'm just against his wall. I can't see outside. It's so funny. It's awful. Let's see. A couple more people calling in. M1. Sorry, I just choked on my own scuba gear. Go ahead, man. What do you wish that you could do now that you could do as a kid that you wish you could do now? That was confusing. Check this out. When I was a kid, I used to play one, two, three, red light, green light. Oh, yeah. That's where you run, stop, run, stop, right? Yeah, exactly. But you know what? Now that I'm an adult...

3:48:15I'm pretty close. I'm in the Border Patrol. That's true. Yeah. So, you know, I still get to play every now and then. Yeah, you still get to play. I see parents do that with their kids a lot. Make it a little game to get them to know when to walk and not walk. Can I give you the greatest tip, parents? Sure. If you want your kids to go get something, like, from their room or, like, go get the remote control over there or something, you just say, I'm going to time you. Yeah. And then, like, Jake, he has his jacket. It's in his room. Right. And he won't go get it because he's like, no, I don't need my jacket. And you're like, hey, bud, I'll time you. And he's like, okay. And you're like, one, two. And they run. I bet you can't do it in 20 seconds. I bet you can't do it in 20 seconds. And then you just keep yelling. You're sitting with your feet up on the couch. 17! My wife still does that to me. I use it on Jenna, Todd's daughter, all the time. I like that. I never heard of that. I'm going to do it. I used it on girls when I was trying to pick them up. Get my drink and run along. I'm going to be timing you. You can do that on kids until they're like 10. It never gets old. I'm doing it. One day it stopped on my brother. He was like, why don't I time you? I was like, oh.

3:49:30Let's see. Somebody said slip and slide in the summertime. I did that in college and I punctured a lung. You what? Literally? Okay, I didn't puncture it. I bruised it. After doing it. I went to the emergency room. I was like doubled over in pain. We were doing slip and slide with a basketball net on the end. What do you mean? It was like slip and slide at the end. There was a basketball. So you would like slam dunk it at the end of the slip and slide. Right. And we were in college. We were 21 years old, you know, and we did it all afternoon. Was there alcohol involved? Yeah, a little bit. Nothing hurt that day. Next day, I was like, I woke up and I was like, ah. Because you were like really getting after it when you were jumping, you know, falling down. Yeah, I did it recently too. And let me just tell you, there's a reason it's for Gibbs, especially for the girls. Because two reasons. One, no matter how much you go to the gym or how fit you are, there's still things jiggling and you don't want to be running towards anything wearing nothing. And then the other thing is your tops can get out of place. Well, sure. You stand up and there's nothing on. It's not fun. I just, I always inevitably found the rock in the yard and you slide up and you're like, ah! Let's see. Mikey, I'm miswriting Big Wheel and Hippity Hop. That's M1 Tinkerbell. What's Hippity Hop? Like the big ball that had the handles on it and you would put your legs around the handle and just hop, hop, hop, hop.

3:50:56M1 Child, please, says, Woodsy, do you remember this one? Running up, kissing girls on the playground, and then running by and just planting one. Still do it. Still does it. Still do it. In the office. I never did that. I didn't have that. I was wondering what you were doing when you did that. You know what we got into? We used to do in, like, fifth grade. We used to pop the bra strap. Oh, yeah. I did that in eighth grade. Yeah, go. Do you guys do girls chase boys, boys chase girls? Yeah, for sure. What is it? Around the playground, you would take turns on whose day it was. Boys and girls. Yeah. And then the winning, like what I did, I would like tackle the boy and be like, give me a kiss. A little tramp. You would say give me a kiss? Yeah. I'd be like down like in Christmas Story with the bully, like on top of the kid trying to get him to give me a kiss. Lauren, don't you have a couple of stories where you're like stealing kisses from the boys? Yes. Yeah. I know. I was a little progressive little girl. Yeah. It was very forward. Yes, she was. There's a word for that. It's not progressive, okay? It rhymes with muddy. Yeah. Okay? I was mushing it in those days. It rhymes with snuddy. Yeah, snuddy. It rhymes with snuddy. Okay? All right, we got to get out of here. Hillary is coming up next. And Hillary, what do you got today?

3:52:19What do you miss from being a kid? Yeah, you know, I was thinking about it. I miss drinking soda through a red vine. I haven't done that in so long. Like a Twizzler? Oh, yeah. Make it into a straw. You bite off the ends, right? It's good stuff. And Big League Chew at Little League Games. Just in general, Little League Game Snack Stands. Dude, do you remember being a kid, they had candy cigarettes? Yeah. Oh, yes. The best. That's right. How great is that? Candy cigarettes. like the powder would come out. Yeah. They have candy speed balls now. Yeah, that's great. It's good. It's really wonderful. Candy crank. To get the kids to know it early. Yes. Just wonderful. All right. We got open phone lines for you, 570-1949. Beginning and end of every show, we do open phones. You can call about anything you want, including the things that you did as a kid you wish you could still do now. And, man. We got a big show for you tomorrow, too. We debuted Woods of Wisdom. If you want to get Woods of Wisdom, all you have to do is go to MikeyShow.com and click on the little sign there that we have for Woods of Wisdom, and you can ask Woodsy anything you want. And so we will be doing more Woods of Wisdom. We have the Incorporator coming up. Yeah. We're going to be doing the Incorporator where Woodsy tries to mix in words that you give us, just common words and phrases. He'll mix them into...

3:53:44sentences while he's talking to places in the middle of nowhere and uh a bunch of other stuff too so we hitting balls today pal what's that we hitting balls yes we are for sure yeah because we're golfing and what guaranteed guaranteed after our meeting we're gonna hit some ball absolutely where when are we golfing like for for real we'll figure it out Did you just do your dad's golf swing? Oh, my gosh. He does it with a baseball, too. I do this. He does that. You're the same guy. Yeah, you're going to be that guy. Yeah, I am that guy already. A fake baseball. Like, he's swinging a baseball, but he's just standing, like, waiting in line to go to a movie. It's practicing my stance. Yeah, you and your kid are going to be standing in line waiting for a table at Chili's, and your kid's going to go, Dad, stork with a baseball swing already. Seriously. Yeah. I swear. Lovely and talented Hillary is up next. We'll see you tomorrow morning at 6 o'clock. Mikey shows out. It's about the music.