The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 03/23/10

0:00And now back to the Mikey show with Mikey. I like a skinny fry. I don't like thick. I don't like thick. Woods. I don't know what my point is. I just felt like saying it. Okay. Lauren. I washed my hands like a thousand times. I do too. I love salami. And Jay. I was the guy most voted most likely to snap on FM 94.9. Jay likes some cool music. He does, dude. Jerry's picking it. This is Interpol. Welcome back. It's the Mikey show. So, we're going to be getting to the third person guy. If you know somebody that refers to themselves in the third person, we want to talk to you. If you are a person that refers to yourself in the third person, we want to know what it is you call yourself. What kind of clown would do that? A kid. A kid would never do anything like that. That's right. A kid does it. 570-1949 is the number. Or text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. That's another way you can...

1:17Tell us all about it. Let's see. So we'll be doing that here in just a second. We didn't finish the enduring spouse habits. We were doing the top 10 nerdy things that we do as husbands or boyfriends or whatever. The number nine I mentioned. Well, first I said always having access to caffeine. I didn't get that. I didn't either. Like, I don't understand that at all. Like, that's a nerdy thing. You got a holster full of coffee? It's not necessarily nerdy. It's just kind of like. I don't know. Some people need coffee right when they wake up. And maybe you have that guy who like has the timer ready to go on the coffee maker and it's going, you know, stuff like that. Okay. Mikey. Yeah. Me? Yeah, I do. I do. Definitely. Yeah, I definitely do. Guy always has a Starbucks in his hand. Yeah. And I said that Rebecca sets my coffee to make. To make coffee at 310 each morning. That's actually not right. 308. It goes off. What do you do from 130 to 3? All right. I get what you're saying. You're making a little joke about me. Showers. I don't know. I'm serious. Landscapes. Product. Product application. Right.

2:24Email answer. He doesn't need coffee to do that stuff. I would need it right away. I would need it too. No, I needed it three. You're crazy. I needed to go at three. You are a wild man. I really am. The number nine is being romantic in unusual ways. And in unusual ways, these are the more geeky ways. Like maybe he backed up your computer. Maybe he like, you know, got you a little, a new zip drive or something. Wow. Doll face. All right. That's sweet. All right. These are geeky things. This is all things my wife does. Yeah. What else? Finding the best deals in a grocery store. Nope. He knows how to do that. He has the coupons ready to go. Jerry Woods. He knows what's going to be on the Vons Club deal. Not me. It turns out I'm a geeky man. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I mean. I don't understand it. Go ahead. I want to hear more. Okay. Watching, quoting, and generally loving the Muppets. I think more, not really the Muppets anymore. Maybe, like, Family Guy or the Simpsons or something. Woods has a look on his face right now, like, just disgust. Yeah, just disgust. Like, really? There's that guy? Woods isn't hanging with that dude. They're not friends. This guy, you'll understand. The guy that doesn't care if there's a big sports game on, he's not glued to the TV. Some girls really like that. Jay. Jay. See? Some girls really like that. Yeah.

3:49Having a lot of hand-me-down gadgets that are still perfectly good, meaning he doesn't care if he has the new iPhone. He has a phone that works, and it works just fine. That's kind of me. Well, first of all, that seems like the opposite of geeky. Geeky would be you have to have the new iPhone or whatever. That's me. That's kind of true. I have to have that. Like, there's this new iPad is coming out, and I don't get it. I have no use for it. You'll get it anyway. I have no use for it. No, they say don't get it now. Why? You have to wait. They say it's going to drop in price in 20 minutes after it comes out. Not just that, but they're working out kinks and all these little things. So people are going to discover the glitches at first. So you're going to want to wait until it's cheaper and better. He won't wait. That just made me anxious. He won't wait. Now you want it right now. You want to discover the glitches. Not now. I already did. He wants to be the guy that figures out the glitches. I don't want to be the guy that figures out the glitches. I just don't want to be the guy that doesn't have it right away. Right. I'm a child. Anything with an eye in front of it you're in on. Yeah.

4:48Absolutely. I'm a child. And I have no use for the iPad. None. I'm trying to talk. I talked to Jared, our boy Jared. Hey, what's up, dude? It's Mike. Woods has a laptop next to his head. Yeah. Hey, man. Yeah, Woods, you want to meet me at the driving rate? He's holding a full laptop bag up to the side of his head, and he's talking on the phone. And he's pretending it's the iPad. It's very convenient. I was talking to Jared. Jared does all our graphic design. He's got a website if you want to check him out, createyourdesignonline.com. He said to me the exact same thing. He's like, iPad's coming out. I have no use for it. I'm trying to talk myself into a reason that I need to use it. And that's me. I don't have a reason for it. Oh, whatever. I'll find something. Save up for a rainy day. All right. I'll do that. The next thing on the list, owning lots of really good, though, not mainstream books. Like, he's not following the trendy stuff. I do that.

5:47Yeah, you do that. I do that. Who knows what the mainstream books are? The ones that are on the best-selling list. I know, but that's the nerd. That's the nerd. Like, that's the geeky guy. The geeky guy knows what's on the, you know, what's on the New York Times best-seller list. It gives an example, but I've never heard of it. It said, ever since the Lord of the Rings came out, the Tolkien... Tolkien, Tolkien, Tolkien. Why is there an I in there? That's how they spell it. That's how the man spells his name. They threw it off. That's how the man spells his name. Yeah, J.R.R. Tolkien. Well, that book is considered... It's code for nerd, I think. That book is considered mainstream. It's code for nerd. The Hobbit. Yeah. Oh, just amazing. Mainstream. It's called The Woman Repeller. No, it isn't. No way. The Hobbit is awesome. They're fantastic. Yeah, they're awesome. Love Lord of the Rings. I love that whole series. I know. You ever seen them? No. I like girls. Have you ever read them? No. You'd like it. I promise you I wouldn't. Have you ever seen Orbit? Living in Mordor or whatever the hell they're talking about. And you just need to see Orbit. And it would change your whole impression of them. I mean, that's all you need. That's all you need. You just need to come powering down as we speak. Come one time to Rivendell. Why do they have such huge feet? Fantasyland, dude.

7:10They're short and hairy with like the biggest feet. You know what they say about hobbits with big feet. That's right. They wear big shoes. That's right. Okay, number three on the list of the top 10 endearing habits of a geeky spouse. Yep. They're really good at finding things that have gone missing. That's me too. Like a bloodhound? Yeah. This person who came up with this list was like, oh, just think about my husband. Just think about my husband. What's he really good at? Sounds like a personal list. Yeah. But if you have kids and stuff... He talks to his sister Marsha incessantly. I'm like, who's that? Who's that? What are you talking about? Okay, great. Cynthia that wrote the list at AOL. She's just talking about her husband. Cynthia4897 at AOL. How many left? That was the third one. There's only two left. But I just want to say, the things that have gone missing, if you have kids and you can't find the binky, the pacifier, if that guy is good at finding it... He's apparently a nerd. Good to have around. That's a nerd? I guess. No, it's not a nerd. Weird. That's weird. All right. Now, here's the top two. Number two, providing technical support to friends and family. Okay, I get that. My wife. Computer whiz. They can fix the TV if it's gone blank or whatever. And number one is cooking. Guys that can cook. No way. That's not geeky. Girls love that.

8:32That is hot. It's so weird. It's one of the best pickup lines I've ever used in my life. What? I'd like to cook for you sometime. Really? It worked like a charm. Talk to me about how you did this. I did it. How did you do it? In a bar. You walked up to her and you said, I'd like to cook for you sometime. And it worked. What'd you cook? Oh, look at Lauren. Here's the thing. Hey, listen. You know what? Never even had to cook for her. I bet. So there you go. Cooked it up somewhere else. That's right. Never even had to take a pan out of the drawer. Real good. Real good. Kid made it real fresh. If someone said that to me, I would be like, oh, please. It made the hair on the back of my neck stand up. It did. It made the hair on the back of her neck stand up, too. Yeah, it did. She grabbed my hand and said, let's go get a cab. I wouldn't want that, though. Oh, my gosh. It must have been your dashing good looks that won her over. Woodsy, if I said, if I gave a pickup line to a girl and she grabbed my hand and said, let's go get a cab, I'd go, ew. Ew, don't touch me. Ew. Like that quick. Curvy. Weird. It would skeeve me out. The one and only time I've ever used a quote-unquote line, this older dude told me to use it. I was like, there's no way I'm using that. I feel like an idiot.

9:42A couple drinks later, I was like, why not? I'll try it. So I tried it and it worked. Didn't hurt that he also looked like Robert Downey Jr. 15 years ago. At the time, right? Let's see. What else we got? Someone is going to use that line. Oh, yeah. Have a ball. Take it. I'm married, so. They absolutely will. Use it. Ready for some Woods on Sports? I am. What did he do? What did Jay do? He's dancing. Yeah, fist it. Fist pump. Fist pump. Jay's punching the sky. Mike, you're a big UFC guy. Have you heard of Junior Dos Santos?

10:31He's my homie, man. He's your brethren. That's right. Well, UFC president Dana White has called him the real deal after he knocked out Gabriel Gonzaga on Sunday night. Got the guy in the first round, pal, TKO. Here he is talking about his victory. Cut one. My last three fights, I trained to kick guys, you know, using kicks. I just tried to punch, counter my punch to gather his kick. Nice. Kicks. I'm in. He kicks. I hear that. Did he say counter my French? He said counter my French. Counter my French with kicks. Yes. Sometimes the girls do that when I'm trying to French them. They counter my French. They counter your French with a kick. Yeah, with a kick. With a kick. But it's also. I'm trying to French you and you're trying to counter me. I'm going to counter me. I'm going to kick you. Yeah, you know you love me. It's pretty rare these days in professional sports that a small market guy as good as Joe Maurer, who was the American League MVP last year, one of the best baseball players around, it's rare that they stay with their team that they started with. Well, now he has 184 million reasons to stay with the Minnesota Twins. They've signed him to an eight-year contract extension, like I said, worth $184 million. That's very money.

11:47It's a ton of dough. As a Yankee fan, I'm pretty bummed out because he was going to look real good in pinstripes next year. They couldn't get him. The Twins locked him up. How do you feel about that, Woodsy? I think it's great for him, man. But, I mean, he'll probably never get a ring, unfortunately. What do you think about the whole Yankees? You know, they'd spend a lot of money to get these guys. So do the Red Sox. As long as it works, they're not breaking any rules. You know? You can't fault a team from... You can't fault a team for playing within the rules and spending their own money on players. Shouldn't we level the playing field and make it all equal? The playing field's level. Spend the money. Get the players. You can't, though, because we're... Why can't you? Because you live in Kansas City. Put more money in the team, less in your pocket. Make it right. It's not their fault they're in New York or Boston or Philly. It sounds like maybe Woodsy has had this conversation before. Several thousand times. But like I said, I was looking forward to seeing him in pinstripes because our catcher is kind of on his last legs. You can't get them all. So here's Maurer talking about his new deal, cut two. I love putting on the Minnesota Twins uniform. And I'm just really thrilled to be able to do this for the rest of my career. And, you know, I tell everybody here, I'm going to give you everything I got. And, you know, the ultimate goal is to win that World Series.

13:01Yeah, you can't see the video, but he's got a pacifier in his mouth with glow sticks. You can't see it. He's signing the deal. I'm in a sort of twins uniform. He's sucking on a pacifier. I'm just really thrilled to be able to do this for the rest of my career. That wasn't there. I actually threw that in. I was in my beat laboratory. I was doing some bits. You just threw that in? Yeah, threw that. That'd be cool. Oh, wow. Nice it up. Well, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell plans to meet with Big Ben Roethlisberger soon regarding his off-the-field problems. Goodell said, we take this issue very seriously. I'm concerned that Ben continues to put himself in this situation. So it's on the commissioner's desk. He's not happy about it. As you guys know, he's been charged with sexually assaulting a girl a month ago in Georgia. Also, he's being sued for raping a girl in Lake Tahoe last year. So dude's in some trouble. The principal wants to talk to him about it. Well, even if both of those incidences are, let's say that they're unfounded. Right. Well, the second one in Georgia, he's guilty of bad judgment. Absolutely. Because of the first one. Because of the first one. Just for going to a strip club? Yeah, dude, stay out. Don't do it. Maybe it was his friend's bachelor party. It was his birthday.

14:11Well, then his friends took him out. Maybe party at the house. Maybe get a couple of cases of Heineken at the house. Maybe handcuff yourself. He doesn't want to be the lame guy that's like, you guys, I'm not going out to celebrate my birthday. He also doesn't want to be in prison. That's the deal. He's like looking at possible jail time. But he didn't think something bad would happen. Keep your hands off the ladies. Thank you. Could be respectful. Maybe he did. There's some cool news in college football, Mike. As you know, or maybe you don't know, they've never had a night game at the Big House, which is where Michigan football plays. It's in Ann Arbor. Big Blue. The Big Blue. Go Blue. Well, they will. My Fighting Irish are going to take on the Wolverines on September 10th, 2011. So that will be rad. Cool. That's Woods on Sports, my friend. Two words at my house right now. Pink eye. Get out of here. You know the two words at my house? Pinkberry. Yeah, yeah. We have two different words with pink in them. Yes. What's he discovered? Pinkberry. Delicious. It's his favorite thing in the world. And I got home yesterday and found out that my three-year-old and my seven-month-old have pink eye. No way. That's very contagious. I know. Perfect. I'm nervous. Maybe we take the rest of the week off. I'm washing my hands like crazy.

15:27You want my antibiotic jail hand drill? Yeah. You want to bring it? I'll take it right now. You're going to smell girly. Bring a sleeping bag over. You come stay with the kid. You want pink eye boy around you? No, you pack your stuff. You come stay with the kid for a few days. Oh, so that I stay away from it. So you stay away from it. Well, we got him medicine yesterday. Oh, this is so girly. We'll put you on the air mattress. I'm going to smell like a ua. It's from Victoria's Secret. Put you on the air mattress. I got mine ready to go. We'll get on a different shower schedule. It'll fix you some dinner. Make it right, dude. We'll bunk up. Where did you get this stuff from? Adriana from The Sopranos? There was a gift. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. We're going to have two different smells. It smells like a stripper named Destiny. This one's from Bath & Body Works, and that one's from Victoria's Secret. They're gifts. This is so girly. Well, you're welcome, non-pinkite. Amber romance? Would you rather have the sweet pea, which is what I just put on? Sweet pea. I feel like I'm wearing a bra. Yeah. Smells like a nudie bar in here. It does. Maybe next time don't wear one. Smells like a hooah. I do. Like a hooah. Now, would you rather have pink eye, Michael? No. No. Mikey would bathe in that if it meant he didn't have pink eye. Pink eye is awful. Oh, it's the worst. It's so gross. Yeah, and I get, you know, if somebody's got strep throat and they're in Phoenix, I'll get it. Yeah. So Rebecca is just bumming right now. Yeah.

16:54I haven't seen my mom in like three weeks because she got strep throat. Really? Like, I'm sorry. Stay away. I can't. Stay away. And some people just don't care. They don't worry about it. They don't freak out. Oh, my gosh. I have to wash this off my hands. I told you it was girly smelling. I know, but I didn't think it was this girly smelling. It will calm down. You just put it on. Why didn't you waft it first? Cover it with wood test. Why don't you just go right for the application? How do you do that? You just squeeze the bottle a little bit and then... To smell, see how it is. Yeah, wash the smells into your nose. Do you have your Nivea hand cream? Yeah, I got some Nivea. Put the men's hand cream over it. That's manly. Johnny Cash. Yeah. Hurt. I hurt myself today. Not Aaron Neville. I still feel I focus on the pain. We got a text message from M1 Blackberry who said that he knows a woman, it's his apartment manager, and she refers to herself in the third person. No way. I knew it existed. I knew she was out there somewhere. No way. He says, my apartment manager refers to herself in the third person. Last night she said to me, quote,

18:20If you see Judy laying around on the ground in the morning, that means Judy's in a better place. Oh, my gosh. Judy's awesome. Love you, Judy. I want to hug Judy. I'll tell you this. Very few guys can pull off third person. Any girl can pull off third person. You know why? It's hysterical. It is funny. Because it's hysterical. That's why. I want to dance to this one. That's what I'm saying. Oh, by the way. New health care bill, right? Yeah. Michael Moore, who I could not be further apart from politically. Yeah. I'm conservative Republican. He is liberal Democrat. He and I agree on something. Shocking. You know, he made the movie Sicko about health care. Believes in universal health care. I mean, we all do, right? Of course. Sure. Believe in puppy dogs and rainbows, too. Love puppy dogs and love rainbows. Me, too.

19:23Wish we could all have one in our pocket. And so I was pretty sketched out by the whole universal health care thing, right? Weird. So Michael Moore had something to say about it. I have the audio. It's pretty crazy. And I think that me and him may agree about something. And I'll play that for you next. And what's going on with Tom Tom girl and movie phone guy? I want to check in. And we've got a really crazy story for you, too. We'll do that again. Let your voice be heard on The Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949. Or text 949mikey at gmail.com. More coming up on FM 94.9. Coming to San Diego this Saturday, air. Air this Saturday at 4th and B. Tickets at ticketmaster.com. This was...

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28:25There it is. Or my kids. You know, the kids are great for finding music. Oh, yeah. That's right. Let's see. M1 Hammer is on the line. Hi, Hammer. Good morning. What's going on? Love the show. Thank you, bro. I just saw that chair I found about 20 years ago for Pink Eye. What is it? Listerine. Oh, stop. I walk with Listerine. I got a better one. Medicine. Eye drops. You've got to be a man to use the Listerine. You bet. You've got to. What flavor? Yeah, what flavor? You don't do the flavor. Just plain old brown stuff. Oh. Tastes like paint thinner. Have you ever done it, dude? I haven't, but I first saw it when I was in boot camp about 20 years ago. That is a man. About two years ago in Iraq. Oh, it makes my eyes hurt. That is a man that can do that. Home remedies are usually the best remedies. Really? Good morning, it's gone. Weird that you think that.

29:26Thank you, M1 Hammer. That's right. There's no doubt. It's strange that you would think that, Lauren. I have a book called Tips from Heloise. Weird. Weird. Try sticking your face in a bowl of oatmeal. Yeah. It's a cure for the common acne. Or if you have some sort of a sore throat, all you have to do is mix just a tiny bit of hay. Oatmeal actually helps with things like chicken pox. Yeah. Buy gargles and pickle brine and you'll be fine. Pickle brine and lemon curd. Just mix the two together in a mortar and pestle. Pickle brine and lemon curd. Just mix them together in a mortar and pestle. You know what's not going to help? Any ailments that you have? What? Rubbing Crisco and bacon all over things. We do. Yeah, it's not going to help. That's what I do. When my eyes are real puffy, I'll lay a couple strips of bacon right over my eyes. And I feel immediately better. Immediately. Oh, my goodness. Nobody draw woods like invented bacon. With bacon strips. Oh, my goodness. Sausages. That's right. Yeah, sausage patty will work. One over each eye, too. All right, so we're going to get to this Michael Moore thing here in just a second. Tell me, Sienna, about the guy in Pennsylvania. Michigan. It was in Michigan? Yeah.

30:47That walked into some place? Yeah, okay. This is weird. This 20-year-old guy, his name is Albert Louis Thompson II. He was initially wanted for armed robbery. He still is, but he started complaining about some stomach pains, feeling sick. He was taken to the hospital in Michigan where he escaped the hospital wearing his hospital gown with a needle still sticking in his arm. Where does he go when he escapes? Where? To a bar, of course. JR's bar on Friday night. Really? Penny Pitcher's over there, I think. Yeah. That's a weird thing to do. Yeah, he was arrested at the bar. Obviously, things looked a little suspicious. Well, yeah, I think so. I wonder what that 911 call could have sounded like. 911, what's your emergency? Yeah, hi. I'm at a bar called JR here, and some guy just walked in. He's got a hospital gown on, and he's got a needle sticking out of his arm. I don't know. He looks pretty unstable. Do you think that you guys could maybe send someone down here? What's the emergency? I'm failing to see what the emergency is here. The guy's in a hospital now. Big deal. Yeah. Also, he has a needle sticking out of his arm. I'm pretty sure that's not normal. Hello? Yeah. 911. Oh, my gosh. Hold on. He doesn't think it's weird. I don't think he's getting it. Yeah. Hello? Yeah. No, I get it, man. This is 911, though. This is for bad stuff.

32:17Okay. Well, he has a needle. Where did you say you are? I'm at JR's. Oh, yeah? Downtown. What's your name? My name? Yep. Sarah? Just hanging out in the bar in the middle of the day? Yeah. You go to school? Yeah, I go to Pitt. Oh, you go to Pitt? Yeah. How old are my boys goes to Pitt? You know Brad? You know, I really don't know. How long are you going to be there? Are you hitting on me? Maybe. Okay, this is weird. Are you guys going to send someone down here? No. Okay, well, thanks. Hey, thanks for calling. I'll see you at JR. It's 45 minutes. Okay, bye. That's creepy. What a creep that guy was. I want to say, Mike, you were right. The hospital was in Pittsburgh. The guy was wanted in Michigan. What a creep that 911 operator was. He was kind of weird, wasn't he?

33:17He was a little bit weird. You going to sense me down? No. No. What's your name? You go to school? Sarah? You know Brad? Do you know Brad? Oh, yeah, Brad. I know Brad. How many people go to Pitt? 14,000. Hey, nine months for bad stuff. Bad stuff only. That's right. Yeah, bad stuff, you call us. That's right. That's genius. Yeah, 911's for Brad stuff. Brad stuff. All right. Brad. You ever play that game, though, when you're out of town? Oh, yeah. And you're like, oh, you're from San Diego? I got a buddy, Mike Adams. You're like, dude, you know how many frigging people live here? Yeah. You know Mike Adams. Yeah. Yeah, but you never know. It's a small world. Yeah, you do know. You have to play the game, though. You have to. Just for those odds. You do know. When they say you never know, you do know. No, my friend is in Cornwall, England right now, and I just threw out, hey, you know Ross Painter? Yep, actually, I do. I know him. Sure you do. Sitting with him right now. Yeah, we're dating. We're having a pint and some fish and chips. Yep. New health care went through, right? Obama's signing the bill today. Yes, he is. Big day in American history. As a conservative Republican, I was like, this is really going to change a lot.

34:33And is this going to cost? Are we going to pay for that? And what's it going to do? And Michael Moore, most unlikely person in the world you think I would agree with, had this to say about it last night on CNN. For everybody who's watching, please understand this. We do not have universal health care in this country tonight as a result of this bill. In fact, we do not have any real, real overhaul of our health care system. We had a profit making system. based on capitalist principles before this bill was passed, and we have the same thing now after that bill is passed. Except for one thing, Michael, 32 million Americans who today don't have access to health insurance, they will have access to health insurance. There may be another 10 million who won't, but you have to admit over the next few years, bringing 32 million Americans into the health insurance system is a good thing. Absolutely. And and but please remember the key word there and you did quote them correctly. Thirty two million now more people will have access to health care. Not they will not have health care. OK, it doesn't mean that you're going. Well, just keep listening. Health care. In other words, there will be a system set up where a goodly number of them are going to have to write a check.

35:53To those profit making companies who must be just, you know, it's funny all day today, Wolf, on the talk shows and on cable news and whatever. I haven't seen any of the CEOs from the health insurance companies on there talking about how horrible this bill is for them. Because ultimately it isn't. They're going to make billions more now because we've just mandated millions of more customers for them. That is true. That's true. So what it means is. is that what you're going to have well said thank you larry is that you're going to have them have the ability to buy it but it doesn't mean that they're going to have it and i think that that's what a lot of the shiny happy thought was sure the shiny happy thought was oh how cool people that can't afford health insurance now they'll have it i think that's what every and that sounds absolutely wonderful it's not what it means It means that now you have the right to get it because you used to what used to be is you might work at a place and they said, we can't afford to give you health insurance. Well, now they will. But it means you got to pay for it. You're still going to be paying for it, which means that health companies, they're going to make a ton of dough on this. Now, by appearance, politically, it looks fantastic. It looks like there's going to be universal health care, but it isn't universal health care. And there's a lot of.

37:20Other stuff that's in there, little tiny things that are in there that are going to weird people out. But who knows? Maybe the cool thing is that there's a lot of people out there that could afford it, but they just couldn't get it before. And now they'll be able to go to the doctor and that'll be really cool. I would be one of those people. I had pre-existing conditions that wouldn't allow me to get health insurance. And that's good. You want to be able to get. I don't like that. And I've said this from the very beginning. I think that our health insurance. situation in the United States needs to be overhauled. There should be stricter things on the insurance companies because we don't, the alternative of having government issued health insurance, we don't want that. I've talked to people in Canada and you don't get the best care and you wait in lines. I mean, ridiculous lines. And it can be bad, you know. Yeah. Well, as of this morning, 10 states have already lined up to sue over the health. Really? Yeah, 10 states. Virginia, Alabama, Nebraska, North Dakota, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Texas, Utah, and Washington. At least. There's going to be more, I'm sure. What about you, Al Sharpton? What do you think about this health care bill? I think that this has began the transforming of the country the way the president had promised. This is what he ran. Some way to argue it to socialism.

38:41Well, first of all, then we'd have to say that the American public overwhelmingly voted for socialism when they elected President Obama. Let's not act as though the president didn't tell the American people. The president promised the American people health reform when he ran. He was overwhelmingly elected running on that. On socialism? No, on, what did he say? He said, he said, he says this is like socialism. He goes, well, yeah, but that's why we elected him. I don't think we elected him to be as social. Maybe he doesn't. Do you know what socialism means? He has delivered what he promised. I don't understand Republicans saying this is against the will of the American people. They voted for President Obama, who said this was going to be one of the first things he would do. And he's done the first hurdle of that tonight. Yeah, he said he was voted in under the health care platform. Overwhelmingly, not the socialistic platform. We'll see how it all turns out. Are you guys optimistic? Yeah, always. 570-1949. Best country in America, pal. I agree with that. 949mikey at gmail.com. Give us a call or you can text us if you want to. President Obama said this about the new health care that we're going to have here. This legislation will not fix everything that ails our health care system, but it moves us decisively in the right direction.

40:13This is what change looks like. There you go. What do you think? I'm in. All the way. You're all the way in. Give us a call, 570-1949 or text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. I am very curious, TomTomGirl, how your relationship with the movie phone guy has been going. How do you feel? The relationship is progressing, Mikey. It is. So you and the movie phone guy have been getting along really well. I guess you could say that, Mikey. So do you feel like you are in love with the movie phone guy? Absolutely. I don't think I've said it to him yet, but I'm feeling it. It's overwhelming. It's so sweet to see a machine feeling emotions that up until now we thought only human beings could feel. Why don't we call the movie phone guy? See how he feels. We've been setting them up.

41:20And welcome to Movie Phone. Thank you, Movie Phone Guy. It's Mikey calling. How are you, Movie Phone Guy? Good morning. How are you doing? Great. Listen, we're calling you because we want to find out how you feel about the TomTom Girl. Things are moving along nicely. Really? Yes. What can you tell me? Things are great. Okay. I don't want to say you're avoiding the question or anything. It just sounds like... He's nervous. You're nervous or you're maybe not... sharing anything what what uh are you guys do you guys have any plans actually mikey we are going to have a momentous moment in our relationship what's that tom tom girl he is going to meet my parents oh wow that's a big deal that's a big step are you nervous i am shaking in my machine yeah i bet i bet you are so uh where do your parents live My parents are actually located in Taiwan. She was made of Taiwan, yeah. She was made of Taiwan. Makes sense. That does make sense. Movie phone guy, how do you feel about going to Taiwan? Can't wait. Oh, wow, that doesn't sound sarcastic. 19-hour flight. They may have some good movies over there, though. Yeah, what about that? For the blind side.

42:41Press one. No, that's not what we were... Four, The Hangover. Thank you, thank you. Press two. Really, Blindside and The Hangover are playing together. These are still in theaters? I don't think so, bud. They're on planes. Thank you, movie phone guy. Oh, on planes. Movie phone guy, you got to be nervous. Get it right. All right. You have to be nervous about going to all the way to Taiwan. Not really. Aren't you nervous about the culture, the food, any of that stuff? A little bit. Hey, TomTom girl, what are you going to do? Are you going to teach him anything? I actually was going to teach him how to say some common phrases in Taiwanese, Mikey. Movie phone guy, can you try this with us? Sure. Go ahead, TomTom girl. Are you ready, darling? Yes, honey. Oh, that's sweet. And weird. Yeah. All at the same time. First phrase that you might want to start incorporating is... Where's the bathroom? Where's the bathroom? Okay. How do you say that? In Taiwanese, you would say, Ben So Di Dao. Ben So Di Dao. Try that, movie phone guy. Ben So Di Dao. You're getting the spots that you put the tonation all wrong. Yeah, you're not doing it right. Listen to her again. Try it again, Tom Tom Girl. Slow down, darling. Go ahead, Tom Tom Girl. Ben So Di Dao. Ben So Di Dao.

44:13No. You're not concentrating and you're really starting to push my buttons. Weird. Okay, let's try another one, darling. How about, I don't like it, said Tao Dien. Tao Dien. No, that's not at all what I said. Tao Dien. Tao Dien. Why are you putting a D in there? That's what she said. That doesn't even make any sense. It doesn't make any sense. Weird. Okay, let's try one more and really listen to what I'm saying here. The English phrase is don't lie to me. You might want to keep this one handy. Now, how to say it in Taiwanese is my gay.

45:13Wait a minute, Tommy. I am not gay. No, no. Is that really how you say it? Mikey, it's really my gay. I am not your gay. Do not call me gay. Stop. You know damn well I'm not gay. Stop messing around. You know exactly what I'm talking about. Say it, Boogie Bo Guy. Come on, you can do it. My gay. There you go. There you go. Sounded really good. Good job. That sounded great. Wonderful. I knew that you could do it. I need to go. I have to pack for a 19-hour flight. Thank you, movie phone guy. Oh, he is a sweetheart. I can't wait to shake my money maker when I see him. Really? Is that what you're going to do? You're going to shake your money maker? I am going to shake my money maker. Hi, Woods. Hi. Movie phone guy is hooking it up. Oh, yeah? Yeah, he's going to Taiwan.

46:14Lucky him. That is insane. And we introduced them. That is such a heartwarming feeling. And she lives in Woods' car. I know. Isn't that great? I'll be up the creek for a weekend or so. 570-1949. Or you could text us 949mikey at gmail.com. My gay. Who knew? It says don't lie to me. Yeah, don't lie to me. It's don't lie to me is my gay. Who would have known? Who would have thunk it? Who would have thunk it? Hey, does anybody have a dude, you're dumb? Yeah. Call us. 570-1949. Dude, you're dumb is something that Woodsy does that describes that person, either at the mall or at the grocery store or out in public or wherever. 570-1949 if you have one. Ooh, it's another Johnny Cash. Ghost writers in the sky. Call us if you have one.

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56:33I'm going to, as a matter of fact. I laughed so hard. He sent it to the right person this time. Good work. He did send it to the right person. I did. I check now. I double check to make sure I'm sending texts because I don't want to say, I love you, babe. To Woods. Just so you know. Sorry, babe. I love you. To Woods. Just so you know, I had a lot of variety in my mix yesterday, including a little Miley Cyrus, a new song of hers. Yeah. Mikey texted me yesterday at 4.13 p.m. Says, my, um. Ten-year-old niece wants to know the name of the Miley song you played today, so she can download it. Why are you shaking your head at me? Why are you shaking your head at me? Lauren, I'm back. Do I need to explain? Really, man, Pond? Really? You know what? You people can just take this job and shove it. Johnny Paycheck. That's right. Well, here's the deal. You like it, too. No, we don't. No. I admitted I liked Party in the USA, and part of the reason I liked that song was because I saw a parody video that accompanied that song. Listen. The words are nice and beautiful. It's not even a matter of the words. It's a matter of the munchkin autotune that's placed on there. Is that it? Is that what does it for you? Listen, Pepper. Pepper cleans her apartment. In little panties and...

58:00In her underwear. First of all. She's not topless. That's how it is in my head. Keep that in your mind. That's how it was in my head. She's not. Great. She's not. But she does listen to pop music when she cleans the house in her underpants. I need something mindless with a beat. And I was blogging about it this morning. I said, my brother... got me into pop music when I was a kid. I thought your brother would listen like ACDC and Maiden and all that. I had four. I had three older brothers. They listen to all kinds of different things. Yeah. Which brother? Steve. Love Steve. He listened to a lot of pop. Well, not pop, but like, you know, Journey and stuff like that. That was rock back then. Pop music has changed. Back then it was Olivia Newton-John was pop. She was the Miley Cyrus of her day. And I listened to that on the radio. I would listen to it on the radio. Couldn't have been hotter. I used to listen to that stuff. And so now, if I hear something that is real catchy, it scratches the inside of my earlobes in just the right way. I feel like a dog shaking its leg, getting scratched on its belly. I love this. Is it called When I Look at You? Yeah. I can't even help it. No, she has a new movie coming out, The Last Song, so this is the theme song. The heart wants what the heart wants. Yes, it's true. As soon as she started singing yesterday, when Sienna played this, I go, oh, I'm in.

59:33Just wait till the chorus. It's powerful. Don't know what she's talking about, though. Everybody needs inspiration. Look at Lauren and Woodsy. They look like they want to sit in a car in a garage with a tube attached to the muffler. Just holding hands. Just holding hands until this song ends. What happened to the world? What's happened to us all? It's beautiful. It's catchy. It's really catchy. I listened to it five times this morning. I did, too. Wow. About five. Lauren is looking at me right now. Lauren is looking at me right now. Like, I might as well have just said, oh, yeah. If a song sounds like it could be a trailer to a movie, I'm all the way in. You would see this, whatever movie this would be the trailer to, you would see? It really is a trailer to a movie. You wouldn't go see the movie. I maybe have never described this on the air before. I love. getting people. I want to be a movie director. I want to be a movie director more than anything else. I would love to be a movie director. And what would thrill me more than anything else is to create a trailer for my movie and have a hidden camera on the audience and see people bawling their eyes out just from the trailer. Not going to get that with Miley Cyrus. No doubt. What did your wife Rebecca think about? She hasn't heard it yet. She'll hate it. She has good taste. She'll love it. She likes it fine.

1:01:08She loved it. She goes, I hate to admit. She goes, don't say this on the radio. And in my head, I was like, I'm singing. I'm singing on the radio. But we were driving home from doing something with Jake, and the song The Climb came on. She goes, don't say this on the radio. She goes, I hate to admit it. I like this song. Everyone does. Not everyone. Woods. Pepper. Let me do it like this. This is The Climb? No. No, this is... Oh, you know better than that. Uh-uh. This is the same song I was just playing. When I look at you. But I'm going to try it like this. Mexican meat. You're ruining it. Well, man, it's a wrong story. Has to be something touching. In a world where tweens ruled the universe. In a story. In a world where young love still exists. I'm going to go see this movie. Weird.

1:02:22Come on, man. I'm going to take my stepdaughter. We're going to go. She's going to love it. Catchy. I'm going to love it. Did you watch the trailer, Mike? Did I watch the trailer of the movie? Yeah. No, I don't know. What is the movie? It's about Miley Cyrus. I don't know. It's called The Last Song. It's written by the people from The Notebook. Yeah. Nicholas Sparks wrote the book. Nicholas Sparks. Yeah. It's going to be good. He's rolling over in his proverbial grave. He's not. He's not even dead yet. Yeah. Do you know how many people... Because Miley Cyrus is in it. Because Miley's in it, it's going to get... A lot of views. Problem with this country. What do you know about music? What's it called? Is there a musical name to something when a song builds and builds and builds? Crescendo. Yeah. Whenever I hear that in a song, I'm sold. Like Minerva by the Deftones. Oh. A little gray crescendo in that song. Oh, my goodness. I just felt like I was on a roller coaster. You said that. You said Minerva, and it was like I was going down the roller. I was like, yes. I love it. That's my pre-baseball song now. Jamie loves it. She's like, oh, my God, this is great. That's why I married you. And it sounds like it could be in a movie. Yep. Any music that sounds like it could be in a movie, forget about it. It's the best stuff ever. And O'Brien hates Minerva. Is this the song that you play? This is the one I listened to on the way to the field. Okay, I need a minute. Minerva by the Deftones. Yep. Picture this. I'm in my uniform.

1:03:47Can I try to get you on the right frame of mind here, Sienna? Yes, do it. The chords in the song are very hard chords, okay? And this guy's voice is heartbreaking. Okay. And as he sings, you can hear his heart breaking. She's already out. Sienna's already out by the hard chords. I'm trying to hang in. It's just when it gets like... Listen to the voice, though. Listen to the voice. Girls do not like those chords. My wife loves this song. She likes those hard chords? Yeah. Monster Truck Rally. Oh, look at her. She's doing the horns and she's banging her head. Here's me. I clench my steering wheel. I'm like, come on, let's get it. You don't need any more rage. They're real. You know what, though, Lauren? Like that band, they're real authentic. Like they're not. Oh, yeah. I mean, there is an outlet for them, I'm sure. And musically, I can listen to it and know that composition wise, that's good. Those are talented musicians. Oh, yeah. Just not my thing. I need to hear his voice. Listen to the voice. Miley Cyrus, however.

1:04:58Yeah, I just got goosebumps. I feel like I can't even hear him. It's like, God, my friend, turn the music down. Slays me every time I hear it right here. I can do four hours of just stuff to hold. I can breathe now. Oh, no again. Oh, yeah. Forget it. Forget it. I mean, oh, my gosh. So good. I'm exhausted. Rips my heart out. Mine too. I love it. It rips my guts out when I hear it. Would you listen to Indigo Girls, Mike? Yes. I have no idea what they do. Dude, they're great. I've listened to Indigo Girls. No idea. Okay. What's the biggest song that they do? Closer to Fine. But they have a song called Kid Fears that will rip your heart out. What's up? You're a different kind of hero, so. I did say Mike. He would. He would not. He would listen to it. I would not like Indigo Girls or I would? You totally would. He would not. He would. Let's listen.

1:06:13Wow. Why? You like Miley, but not this? They ride, they play their own stuff. Mikey's just nodding his head yes. They harmonize like angels. They harmonize like nobody else. I feel like I'm at sixth grade camp. Are we at the Lilith Fair? Sitting around a campfire. I'm going to tell you my problem with it, and you're going to hate my answer. What? It's not full. There's no... It's acoustic, yeah. It's pretty stripped down. It's stripped down. But can you agree that they are good musicians, just not your style? Yes. Okay, that's how I feel about the Deftones. Absolutely. Okay. But I don't speak... With music, I don't speak that language. Okay, I don't speak... The acoustic stuff? I don't speak... Either. When I hear cake... Do that again. I'm scared. When I hear cake and I hear... I'm like... I don't understand. Like... I don't get it. And when he sings and goes, I'm like, I want a girl with a... I'm so confused. I want a girl. When he starts singing, my head turns to the right like a German shepherd. How about Tom Tom sings cake for karaoke? Tom Tom girl should sing cake. She's going the distance. Yes. She's going for speed.

1:07:29Go ahead and pull those lyrics up, Mikey. I'll see what I can do. I like anything, Poppy. I'm telling you, 100%. Write that down. Because it's from your youth, I bet you like it, right, Woods? Yeah. Now, if you had been alive in 1975 when that came out, you would have hated it. No question. I like vintage stuff. Yeah, you'd be like, give me some Dylan, man. No, I had never liked Bob Dylan. Really? People are going to crucify me with arrows, but I've never liked Bob Dylan. Yeah. I like him as an icon. I don't listen to his music. I can't put it on and go... It doesn't do anything for me. Just leave it all for me. M1 Jenna Lee? Oh, yes. What's going on? General Lee? No, Jenna Lee. All through high school. I am a tree-hugging hippie, so I have nothing to say about the politics of the healthcare thing, and I just kind of wanted to put a little story to it. My mom made too much to...

1:08:27have any government you know help with health care and she didn't make enough to have health insurance and so when she got diagnosed with colon cancer she had to go to work full-time so that she could be eligible for benefits through work and so she had to wait those six weeks about you know we have to wait for eligibility to kick in And she had to wait six weeks before she could even start chemo. And, you know, my mom died of colon cancer at 43 because of the health care in this nation. So I have nothing to say about the politics, but I don't care how much it costs. And I think if we just had some faces to these stories, that maybe we'd have a little more empathy and we wouldn't mind spending the money so that more people could have access to health care. Because I'm getting married in three weeks. If it costs me $600 billion for my mom to be there, I would pay it. Jenna Lee, I'm actually more concerned about my parents who are seniors under this new health care system than I was before. And the reason is because they're not going to be providing health care for older Americans. They're not going to be approving health care for older Americans for different situations because they're older. That's what that whole death panel thing was about.

1:09:44When we were hearing the words death panels thrown around, what a death. I haven't even watched TV because it's depressing. So I don't honestly know exactly what's going on. I'm just catching bits and pieces. Let me explain what the term death panels was. The reason that they were saying death panels was because the people at the insurance companies are going to be looking over this stuff. And they're going to go, we approve this, we don't approve this. We approve this, we don't approve this. So you're not automatically going to get to have health insurance. Right. If it's an older American, what they're probably going to be saying is we don't approve this because it's an older American. And the reason is because we're not going to spend the money on it. Now, that worries me for my parents because they're older. And I am 100 percent in agreement with you that what happened to your mom is awful. And I think that our health care system should be overhauled. It needs a massive overhaul. This particular deal, I think, was political. I think that it was something that sounded really, really good. And, of course, everybody loves the idea of everyone being taken care of. On the surface, that sounds really great. But I think as you break it down, you go, how is this actually going to happen? And that's what worries me. I may be wrong.

1:11:10I was going to say I may be wrong. Three years from now, maybe we'll look back on it. It would be really great. I hope so. Well, my mom was an only child, and I'm her only child. So I had to be, and it was a great privilege, but I had to be her hospice caregiver for five months. And until you have to decide between buying diapers for your mother or buying food for your mother, you haven't made a tough decision in your life. And I had to then take care of her parents because she was their caregiver. So I absolutely know what you're saying about. you know, elderly people, and they're so over-medicated. Their pharmaceutical costs so much every month. So, yeah, hopefully this will at least just bring people's, you know, awareness up, and hopefully some better ideas will come along. Thank you very much. Your fiance's a lucky man. She sounds like an angel. Jenna Lee, you sound great. Aw, thank you. You guys have a great day. We love you. M1 Hector. Mikey. Yep. Long-time listener, long-time fan. Only question I have for you is, isn't the desk panel thing been going on in this country for decades already? Yes, it has. And it's going to become much more prevalent. But yes, it has. In fact, my dad even now. And my dad, I'll go, so dad, what did they say about blah, blah, blah? He goes, they haven't called me back. And I go, call them back. He goes, well, they said they were going to call me. I go, dad.

1:12:30We've had this conversation 80 times. They don't call you back. Who's they? They never call you. The insurance company, you know, for his meds or whatever he goes in for. He goes in for something real serious. They're like, ah, you're fine. Take an aspirin. I'm like, no, he's not. If I go in there with him, totally different story because I push and I push and I push and I push. You have to. Until finally they go, okay, you know, sure, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll have him see so-and-so. I'm like, I don't know. It's his third heart attack in 20 minutes. Maybe we should do something. Maybe we should talk to somebody. See, I have both of my grandparents have been in and out of the hospital. And my grandfather in particular has been like, there's reasons that he shouldn't still be here because he's defied death because of the care that he was given. So maybe it's just specific to where they're going. Yeah. Yeah, it could be. And I mean, I'm encouraging my dad to switch. I don't want to say who he's with, but I'm encouraging him to switch in October when he has the opportunity to. But this is a story that. i've heard outside of my parents sure man and it's good it's my wife jamie lost her mother last year uh to cancer and it was the same thing she was her mother's hospice caregiver i mean didn't jamie couldn't work so all she did was take care of her mom now i don't know what i think the care that we got was pretty good you know i don't know that it could have been much better but um like she's saying

1:13:51Having to wait six weeks for her mother to start chemo is complete BS. And if we have to, you know, if radical changes need to be made so that things like that don't happen, that's what we got to do. Maybe this is a step in the right direction. Maybe it's not. Like anything that happens in Washington, there's always a wait and see. Yeah. You know? Well, we'll see. I mean, I'm hoping for the best. I want it to be good. And it'd be great if everybody. that needs health insurance, can have health insurance. But it's going to take time to see how this thing is going to play out. 570-1949, if you want to give your thoughts on it, or 949mikey at gmail.com. Now, so Sienna, tell me about these kids here in San Diego with the gun. They were arrested. No, we haven't gotten to it yet. This happened last Thursday at Third Girl. Thurgood Marshall Middle School, a student brought in two unloaded guns with ammunition. Are you kidding me? Brought it into the middle school on campus. Yeah, pretty crazy because the student who brought in the weapon showed them to two friends and they were like passing them around.

1:15:02Yeah. No. These unloaded guns. There was ammunition. There wasn't a problem. No death, no firing. But obviously they got caught. So the San Diego Unified School District just announced yesterday that the seven students were arrested. They were brought into juvenile hall. And I mean, just crazy. Six of the seven arrested students have been suspended with a recommendation for expulsion. And one was suspended for five days. Oh, my gosh. I wonder where they got those from. parent that was not very responsible in putting them up. Most likely. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Some of them are still in juvie, too. Really? Mm-hmm. Some of them, the parents bailed them out and everything, and they're under the care of their parent or guardian, but it's just crazy. It is. It is crazy. You've known them. You've seen them. They may even be you. Woods just points them out. It's time for Dude, You're Dumb. Now, if you have a Dude, You're Dumb, you can call us. 570- Or 949mikey at gmail.com. What's he giving us an example of a dude you're dumb? We got some good ones today, Pally. What do you got? Real good. Well, the example, I mean, there's the obvious ones. The guy that tailgates you. Okay? The guy that rides your bumper. The guy that goes 50 in the carpool lane. Those are all, you know, typical. Typical. I want deeper. I want you to dig deeper, M1s. I want you to find the guy. Like, one of mine that really drives me crazy is Lottery Guy.

1:16:27The guy that goes in 7-Eleven, it's 7 o'clock in the morning. You're getting ready to go to work. You need your smokes. You need your energy drink. And this guy's buying lottery tickets. And he's scratching tickets off at the desk. He drives me batty. And you're waiting while he scratches the tickets. I'm waiting while he's scratching tickets. Give me three cash options. What's the lotto tonight? What numbers do you think? I want to grab him by his collar and throw him out the door. You're doing Fred a stair foot behind him. Yeah, just stare. Come on, dude. M1 Squeegee sent one in that was pretty good. The T-shirt to the concert guy. The guy that's going to go see Van Halen and he's got his Van Halen tee on and he's ready to go. What's wrong with that? Everybody knows you're a Van Halen fan, pal, because you know why we know? Because you're at the concert. That's right. I would wear it. You would, Sienna? Yes! Representing. They tailgate and they listen to Van Halen the whole time in the parking lot. Nothing wrong. Look how much of a fan I am. Nothing wrong with tailgating guys, by the way. Yeah, but listen to Van Halen the whole time. I have a question. I like that. I do have a question. I listen to SDP on the way to an SDP concert. That's what I was going to ask you. That's what I was going to ask you. And you know what? I listen to him after, too. Oh, my God. That's what I mean. Like, you're pumped to go to the concert. But that's like saying you're dumb for wearing a jersey to a Charger game.

1:17:43It kind of is, but it's different. It's not. You're representing what you love. It's like bragging rights. Wear a t-shirt. Don't wear a jersey. Hang those jerseys up. Stop. Jersey time's over. Jersey time's over. Wait. Basketball jerseys over. Don't listen to him. Don't let him. Don't wear your jersey. I've never bought a jersey. Ever. Just because. Never. Dude, my friend Brad is totally that. And he almost shamed me. He was this close to shaming me out. And I'm like, I withstood it. It was like I was having to stand in front of a fire hose. Like a fire hose on full blast. And he was like, he was shaming me. He was shaming me. He was shaming me. He didn't get me. But if you're telling me that, I'm going to be shamed out of it right now. You still wear a jersey? Yes. LT? There's nothing wrong. Mike, stop listening to him. You can do football, Warren? Football's the only one. I don't know why. There's no rhyme or reason, but it's the only one. Oh, what's he just shook his head at me? You can. Hey, buy a jersey, hang it on your wall with somebody's autograph. Don't do that. That's what Brad said. For sure. Grow up, Peter Pan. That's what Brad said. Take it out and put it on. You don't play for the Chargers. That's what he said.

1:18:55Okay, okay. Hey, I wear a Yankee hat. You are representing the team that you love. You can absolutely wear a jersey to a game. Maybe get a Chargers tattoo while you're at it, pal. That's pretty cool. The only time you can't wear a jersey is just like on a regular day-to-day basis. Like people that just wear the jerseys. To a game, you're somewhat excluded. But if you're wearing it to Ralphs. To get groceries, you're a clown. Oh, you are not. You're not a clown. Yeah, you are. Big time. Big time. No one listened to Woods. Big time. Big time. Big time. Big time. Big time. Big time. Big time. Big time. You can absolutely wear a football jersey. There's nothing wrong with it. Remember in your stand-up, Lauren, you had the thing about the... Basketball jerseys. What did you say? Basketball jerseys out. You're out on them. Yeah. And I said, oh, gosh, what did I say? I remember what you said. You don't. What did I say? She goes, the guy that walks into the bar. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I said, Kobe doesn't wear his jersey to the bar with jeans and flip-flops, and neither should you. That's a hundred. Fair enough. Okay. All right, fine. That one, maybe she's right. But you can wear your Vincent Jackson jersey to a bar with jeans and flip-flops, and you're cool. Yep. No, not jeans and flip-flops. What? A full uniform? Jerseys have to be accompanied by closed-toed sneakers.

1:20:12That is 100% right. That looks cool, too. All right. How about the guy over 50 that decides he's going to get his ear pierced? That's M1 Herald sent that in. Yeah. The guy over 50 that says, you know what? I'm going to get my ear pierced. I'm going to get a little diamond stud, and I'm going to pretend like I'm Harrison Ford or Ed Bradley. There it is. Maybe he's going through a divorce and he's trying to find himself. Buy a Porsche. Yeah, thank you. Buy a Porsche. By the way, he's also the guy. Same dude. And if you're listening, I love you. I do too. I'm a chubby Mexican. Let's all just get it out of our system. I'm a fat, pasty white guy. But I think that earring guy is also, I don't need to wear clothes in front of the mirror at the gym. And I'm going to get out of the shower and comb my... White hair back in the mirror. Nude. Nude. At the gym. And I walk in and I'm like, oh. Oh, my goodness. That's a guy who just doesn't care anymore. He's got the earring. Doesn't care. He's got the earring. He has to have the earring. He's just on the Autobahn. That's right. That's right. A hundred percent. All right. This happened to me. Yeah, this happened to me. When you're in line at the grocery store, like a Target or, you know.

1:21:32Bed Bath & Beyond. Not that I would know. I'd never go there. Sure. And they close the register that you're waiting in line at because dude's got to take his 15-minute break. Right. And you're standing in line. They don't do that. They can't do that. I would freak out if someone did that. They just did it. No. They just did it? Yeah, you're like, okay, I guess six is closed now, huh? Yes. They go off on their break and I got to move over. That was from M1 Dune Apprentice. They should take the last person in line. That's what they do. Not always. M1 Shoncho has a great one. Yeah, dude. Go ahead. So how about the guy that calls your house and you pick up and he immediately asks where you're at? Yes. Did you call me at home? Well, I guess you got me here, pal. You pick up and it's like, hello? Hey, dude, where you at? I'm at Vaughn's. Yeah. What number did you dial? Yeah. Yeah, you must have got me then. But who has a home phone anymore? I wouldn't have known either. I'm at the zoo, bro. I forwarded my calls. Yeah. This is a pic from our boy, Jay. It's the Mars Volta. Hey, you want to know how to get free ice cream today? Yes. Ice cream is free today at one place. You scream. That's right. And I'll tell you where.

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1:30:28KBZT San Diego. The Lincoln Financial Media Station. The new home of the Mikey Show. FM 94.9. Don't know what it is? Already like it. I'm in. Mason Jennings. Good stuff. He put it on my iPod for me. He did? Yeah, he did. Jay loaded me up when I first moved to town. Did he really? He did. He's a good man. He said, I want you to be in on what I'm in on. Absolutely. Yeah. Love Mason Jennings. You know Mason Jennings? Oh, yeah. You know that. Perfectly placed, perfectly used. Oh, yeah. You know that. I want you to start referring to yourself in the third person. Pepper. Pepper. Pepper likes what Pepper likes. Pepper doesn't like to be told to do. Pepper doesn't like to be told to do. An M1 is a Mikey show listener.

1:31:35If you're an M1, you listen to The Mikey Show exclusively for long periods of time. When you call in, you turn your radio down. Get to the point. Don't cuss. I would like this a lot more if it had auto-tune and some really big backing instruments and highly produced by Timbaland. But it is good just like this, too. I think I like it both ways. It's a road-tripping song, it sounds like. It is. Go in the car, driving down the coast. I'm in. I like it. I'd probably like it more if in the background you could hear it. It's too late to apologize. Yeah, yeah. It's too late. Pop, pop, pop, poker face, pop, pop, poker face. Yeah, that would be great. That would be great. Mason Jennings and Lady Gaga mashup. Absolutely. You have both of them. You have the beautiful, sultry. Pop, pop, pop, poker face, pop, pop, poker face. Oh, I love it. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. Welcome back.

1:32:37Our phone number, 570-1949. Or you can text us, 949Mikey at gmail.com. You want to know how to get free ice cream today? Yes. Me too. Oh, my gosh. Now, this is really cool. And at one particular place, they're going to be doing something really dear to my heart. Yeah. If you go to any Ben & Jerry's today, today is annual free cone day. Nice. So you get a free cone of ice cream. No donation is necessary. However, try to make it out to the Ben & Jerry's in Seaport Village because they've partnered up with the National Foundation for Autism Research. And you can donate some money there, and it's going to go towards the Race for Autism event, which is going to be March 27th. Isn't that cool? Yeah. So, again, that one, you can only do that at the Ben & Jerry's in Seaport Village. They do this. They give away free ice cream. I love it. Ice cream, Mikey. Hey, Dave. It's Dave. I love ice cream. Of course you do. What's your favorite flavor? Cherry Garcia. What else? That is delicious. Delicious. Get real high and eat a pint of Cherry Garcia. You're being weird. Dave Matthews in the studio. I'm fired up today, brother. Back to the full beard, eh? Yep.

1:33:50Got a full beard back and he's wearing his white robe. He's filthy. Looks like things are back to normal. The robe's not really white anymore. It's not. It's more gray. It's more like a cream color. Yeah, it's kind of cream or grayish. Are you cleaning chimneys in that? Or what was going on with that? What the hell is a chimney? Chiminea? Is that what you're talking about? I thought it was called chimney. What is that? Even I knew that. Dave. What is that? I told you I'm fired up, man. I got a new. product that's coming out, hopefully. Wow. Hint, hint. Dave is holding... I've invented a new musical instrument of my own device. Really? Yeah. Very interesting looking. You know what I call it? What? What? I call it the good drums. Oh, wow. And you know why I invented it? I can guess. Why? I spend a lot of time by myself these days and, you know, I just, I needed a more richer, fuller sound. For my music, man. And, you know, and for those out there that, you know, you don't have a lot of friends, but you're a good guitar player and you want to have your own band, buy the good drums and you'll have your own band, a one-man band. Like, it's everybody's fantasy. Let's hear it. Check it out. Dave. Oh, my gosh. Sounds good, doesn't it? That's abrasive. You were banging this. What I did is I fastened a drumstick to my chin. And what I can do is while I play, watch, watch, watch my chin. Come see.

1:35:37Stop it. Stop it. He just bobs his head. He bobs his head and he's banging. That's ridiculous. Well, he's got a cymbal. He has a cymbal taped to his guitar. I had JK. To the neck of the guitar. JK came in and helped me weld this last night. Yeah. And hopefully, hopefully it takes off. I think it will. I mean, how could it not? And you can do it. I wrote Crash as more of an acoustic song, but I thought the more I play with it, the more I like it. It sounds a lot more richer and a lot more fuller. Dave, it's ridiculous. What do you guys think? It sounds awful, Dave, when you hit the thing like that. Thanks a lot, man. I really appreciate it. Thanks for the support of the Mikey Show, as usual. No, you're taking it the wrong way. I'm saying you have...

1:36:51assembled, duct taped and welded to the guitar. Well, if there's investors listening, I'm sure they've hung up by now. I'm sure they've turned the dial. Look, you've got a good concept. You've got a good concept. No, he doesn't. No, Lauren, that's not even a good concept. He wants to be a one-man band. That's a good idea. But the good drums? I don't know. Where are you going? The head thing's weird. The head thing's weird now. No, don't, don't hide away. Don't tape. Stop. Stop. That's so... distracting. How are you going to play in front of a group of people with your guitar and then banging your head like that? Just like this. Why don't you keep doing it? I think it sounds great. It doesn't sound good. For you potential investors out there, I will be taking emails. Maybe if he didn't hit the drum so many times. Yeah, Dave. Incorporate it into where it would belong, maybe. Don't hit so hard. I swear I'm not playing. No, that's the wrong.

1:37:59Not even on the... Oh, my God. That's so weird. Stop it, please. Okay. Oh, wow. He bobbed his head up and down. It's so weird, Dave. It doesn't work, man. I think it works. Here's the thing. The cymbal is kind of like that accent piece that you really throw in there. I think you're hitting it too much. That's what she said. Oh, wow, Dave. I'm trying to help you here. You've been hanging around woods for too long. I don't know about the good drums. Well, I had another idea for the good bass, too. What I wanted to do, I was going to stack a bass guitar on top of my acoustic. And that way I could play something like that. But I haven't put the finishing touches on it yet. Take the stick off your chin. That looks ridiculous. What about the good flute? Maybe the good flute. Give me that. Maybe that's something a little different. I'm in the wrong key. You're in the wrong key. Hold on. Since we're both the same person. You know, the problem, the only problem is I can't, I can't sing. I can't sing and play. Put it in your nose. Let me put it in my nose. Put it in your nose. Stick this flute up your nose. This is a sight to see.

1:39:37It doesn't feel right to me. No, it doesn't because it's jammed up in your nose. I'm going to go back to the drawing board. Thanks a lot, Mike. It's so weird, the drums. I didn't like it. It's a guitar with a big cymbal taped. It's not very aesthetically pleasing, that's for sure. It's not aesthetically pleasing to have an unkempt... Dave, we hear you go. Go back to sleep, really. An unkempt Dave Matthews with a flute jammed in his nose. I bet you Hillary would like it. Yeah, I bet you she would. I bet you she would. I bet you she would think it was weird, man. She'll be in a tent and I'll talk to her then. All right. Good luck with that. Good luck, man. That dude is out there. He's so weird. He is out there. Hey, Woods, I bet you could probably learn a couple things from that dude. Dave? Yeah. Like what? I ought to be relaxed. Yeah. You know what the robe he was wearing? He's real relaxed. Frankie's right. You tried getting relaxed, dude. I don't know. I'm good. I'm a pretty chill guy. Be happy when today's over. I'm pretty chill. I said I'll be happy when today's over. Why? Oh, I know why. Why? Woods, your wife is leaving. Yeah, she's leaving today. I get my best friend back. Yes. Oh, we're best friends? You know, Frankie, they're giving up free ice cream today.

1:41:06Hey, dude, let's go down to Seaport Village and get ourselves a... Ben and Jerry. You know, I would, dude, but I've got to take the wife to the airport today. It's right by the airport. It's on the way. You can go, Frankie, and then after Jamie's gone, then you guys can go together. I'll meet you there. Yeah, cool. I'll see you there. We'll rent a bike that has two people on it. Yeah. Like the beach cruiser? It's a tandem bicycle. It's a good workout. We rent a tandem bike, dude, and we'll go get some Pinkberry. That actually sounds pretty good. Yeah, dude. I mean, we're best friends. Are we best friends? That's what you said, man. We're besties. I didn't know we were besties, dude. That's what I put on my Twitter account. Having lunch with your bestie? I said, yeah. Can't wait till the day is over. Finally get to have lunch with my bestie. Have you guys ever hung out before? Never. Never once. Really? Frankie shows up in a lot of places I'm at. I think he might want to wear my skin, but we've never hung out. He's a good friend. I have never hung out with him per se, but that doesn't mean that we're not besties, dude. We're going to go get some pink berry later today, maybe stop by and get a slice. You've played this scenario out a thousand times in your head, haven't you? I was going over some film on my bro. Really? Yeah. What kind of film? Your last workout.

1:42:27When you was playing baseball, I filmed your game. I know. I saw your little legs dangling over the dugout. Tiny little legs. Shaved. I sat on the dugout, yeah. It was hot, man. I had on shorts. Yeah, my guys, all the guys on my team were super embarrassed. And I was yelling out, let's do this one double deuce. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. My number's 22, so he kept yelling out double deuce the whole game. It's my best friend, man. Gotta be there for your best friend. Sounds like a good friend. You guys always got my back. That's for sure. That's kind of what I'm afraid of. That's right, dude. We're going to go get some Pete Berry. And then we're going to go get some free ice cream. We're going to hang out. We're going to rent a beach cruiser. You know, New Moon is out. Let's get it, dude. Come on. I'm sad. My wife's leaving. I really don't want to hang out today. Yeah, me too. Aren't you sad for your boy, dude, that my old lady's leaving? Yeah, dude. Let's get some chicken salad sandwiches and just relax. You do love chicken salad. I do love the chicken salad. What if Frankie went and picked it up and met you at your house? Yeah! Wow, you like that, don't you? I got pork chops laid out real good. Take it easy for me. Frankie can bring the applesauce. He's so, you know what his problem is? He's like, he seems like a really good dude. I am, man. He just tries too hard.

1:43:49He tries way too hard. Oh, really, man? Because all I'm trying to do is get your workouts better, try to help you out. Frankie, don't feel bad. You just try too hard, dude. Dude. All right, fine. I'm not going to play my new game with you. I'll play with you, Frankie boy. Don't do it. Come here, you. Stop. Come here. Don't touch me, man. Yeah, you little bundle of love. Don't touch me at all. Don't do it. Let me feel your smooth skin. No! Oh, it's so nice. I don't like when you touch me, man. I'm not a man. What's he? Make a stop. No way, dude. You guys are perfect. She's just flirting. You guys are from the same area on the East Coast? She's flirting with you. She's like a pervert or something. Frankie Boyle. Don't. Oh. You touch. Just relax. Hey. Don't. It'll feel better if you relax. What's this new game you were talking about? Yeah. Yeah. I want to play with you. I got a new game, man. I want to try it out. Like a new bit? Come on.

1:44:46Come on. Like a new bit. You got an idea for the show, man. Okay. I want to hear it. We'll do it. We're in. Well, call your girl off, Mitch. All right. Beat it. All right. All right. Don't touch me. You relax, Frankie boy. I'm going to get you. Ow! Don't do that to me. Wow. You guys are feisty, man. What's telling not to slap me anymore? Okay. Leave him be. He's very touchy. Okay. I'll save that for later, Frankie boy. Don't touch. You like it. I think he does like it. I think he does, too. I'm going to tell you about my new game. Let's hear it. I got a new game I think you and me, I mean, like everybody can play. Not just you and I. I can't play it, Frankie. No, dude, like all the M1s, man. Oh, okay. All the Mikey Show listeners, we're going to play a new game. Open phones? No, it's like open phones, only it's kind of different. Okay, well, you've got to explain it. All right, it's called, the game is going to be called.

1:45:49Hug trivia. Hug trivia, H-U-G? Yeah, hug trivia. Okay, what's the point? Here's the way it works, all right? You're going to give me a question. Okay, trivia question. A trivia question, all right? Got it. And I'm going to try to answer the trivia question. Now, if I get it wrong, then I have to go through the humiliation of getting the hug kicked out of me. Getting the hug kicked out of you? Yeah, dude. What does that mean exactly? You ask me a question. If I get it wrong, then I got to hug whoever's asking. Oh, you have to hug him? Oh, man, dude. He's so gross, huh? Humiliating, man. Have the hug kicked out of me like that. So maybe, like, would he ask me a question, and then if I get it wrong, then I got to go through the humiliation of getting hugged. Oh, that would be humiliating.

1:46:50Yeah. All right. Well, I mean, I'm willing to try it. You know, anything for the show, pal. But I think you'll get these. All right. Go ahead. Give me one. What is the capital of California? Beep Frankie. Go, Frankie. What do you got? Madison. California. California, dude. Oh, I'm wrong, huh? Ah, dude, this is terrible. I got to give him a hug? This is terrible, bro. Wait, who do you have to hug? I got to hug Woodsy, man. Why do you have to? Oh, this is terrible, bro. Come here. Come here, you. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, yeah. Oh, Frankie. I thought you didn't like that. I know. That's awful. Why'd you yell, oh, yeah? Hope I get the next one right. Who is? Our nation's vice president. How? Frankie Gore. Oops. Gore. What? Gore? It's Gore, right? Frankie. Gore. You know it's not Gore. You know it's not Gore. Come on. Come on, Frankie. Dude, man. No, that ain't right. Gotta hug her. Here we go. I love you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Why are you screaming, yeah? I thought you didn't like it. Oh, yeah, dude. I hate that, man. It's so weird. But you're screaming, yeah.

1:48:07Yeah, you seem pretty into it there. You seemed into it, man. You seem into it. Don't do that. Oh, come here. Don't touch me. Okay, so the next one, if you get it wrong, you've got to hug Mel Dog. Yeah. I like this game. What is it? I like my odds on this one, Frankie boy. What is the name of the professional baseball team in San Diego? It's the San Diego Padres, right? You got that one right. Amazing. What's the deal? I have a question. You don't have to hug. She doesn't get to hug you. Yeah. Wait. This one's another one for you have to hug Mel Dog. What is it? Who is the mayor of San Diego? Frankie. If I get it right, what happens? If you get it right, you don't have to hug her. If you get it wrong, you have to hug her. You can't search it. You can't look it up on your computer. I'm searching nothing. You can't look it up on the internet. I got something in my inbox, man. Okay. Answer the question. Mayor of San Diego, Frankie. Talk a rap. No! I get how... Susan Golding. No! Wrong. Come here. No, don't. Come here, you little thing. Don't make me. No! Come here. Come here, you little thing. No!

1:49:30He screams no when he hugs Meldon. Yeah, and yes when he hugs me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's got on some kind of perfume that I'm allergic to. Yeah, he's just messing around. I don't like when you do that, man. Don't touch my hair. I really don't like the new bit for the show, Mike. What's the problem with it? What do you think the problem is? It's solid. Dude, I mean, obviously he wants to hug me. No, I don't, man. It was cold hug trivia. If I got it wrong, I had to endure the humiliation. You didn't seem very humiliated. I was totally humiliated. I can't even show my face. You were screaming, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Several times. No, man. It was like I was shouting out in pain, man. Is that what that was? When you're in pain, you scream, oh, yeah. Doesn't everybody? No, no. They scream, ouch. He got the hug kicked out of him, that's for sure. Yeah, he sure did. He really did. He really, really did. Let's see. Minus the Bear. Oh, yeah. Want to know the name of the song? Mm-hmm. Thanks for the killer game of Crisco Twister. Are you kidding? Nope. I could have come up with that. That is a true fact. I know the next one, though, and I love the next one, and we're going to play it when we come back to today's Jay's Picks. Now, I got an email. I got an e-mail for you. Wow.

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1:57:30I'm Elena O'Brien, FM 94.9. Now back to the Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Paper Planes, MIA. Mia. You say what? Mia. Mia. That's what I would have said. Welcome back. It's this M period, I period, A period. That's what I would have said Mia. Right. I think it's funny. You can call us. She performed at like the VMAs when she was on her due date. Really? Oh, really? It was really intense. Yeah. 570. Unnecessary woods. 1-94-9. 949mikey at gmail.com. You're something else, mister. That's what they tell me. Wait till I tell you about what they're doing. They're ruining you health nuts. You health nuts, Pepper and Jay. Ruining our lives. You're ruining everything for all of us. And I'll tell you what they're doing with Lay's potato chips in a minute. I don't even know why they got to mess with it. Don't mess with the Lay's. They already took the trans fat out of there, which was delicious.

1:59:02Yeah. Okay. That's why you guys should bake, you know. I bake squash chips in my home. Wow. I could bring in some baked taro chips. Lauren eats apple chips. What are these? Those are pretzel crisps. Those are good. Those are not that healthy. Oh, that's probably why I like them. You can reuse that until you're 45. It's a flattened pretzel. Yeah, it's a thin little pretzel crisps. They're pretty good. They have different flavors. Did you get that? Was that originally had salad dressing in it when you got takeout about eight years ago? This originally had hummus in it. It did, right? Made from organic chickpeas. I bet you she and Matt, if you go to their house and you open the cabinet, can I get a glass of water? You use an old tomato soup can for the glass. Or the jars. Do you remember your friend's house? Everybody had one friend where you went and you're like, I don't want to go there. I don't want to drink iced tea out of a freaking mayonnaise jar. That's so gross. Out of a mayonnaise jar. First of all, there would be no mayonnaise in my house. Well, fair enough. Drink it icy out of a pickle jar. I want to use a pot and a pan, but all you have is these cans that you warm up water in.

2:00:20You can use the soup can as a receptacle to warm it in. I do that when I'm camping. Do you? Weird. Of course. I love it. By camping, she means living 24 hours. Making dinner at her house. You know what I mean? So, let me read you this email. And you tell me what you think of this. It says, Mikey, can you please help me with a situation with my boyfriend? He's a golf fanatic. And it's always been his dream to go to the Masters. Mikey? What? No. Your dream? You're a golf fanatic now? Yeah. Those tickets would be wasted on Mr. Esparza. That's for sure. Woodsy, it's hot. Can we leave? It says, I was able to pull some strings with some friends and get us badges for Saturday and Sunday at the tournament. Wow. It's for his birthday? Yeah. Dude. Coolest girlfriend ever. This was a couple of weeks ago. And now with Tiger coming back to the Masters, the prices of the tickets have skyrocketed. Obviously. Oh, wow. A lot. Wow. He thinks he can now get about $2,000 for them. Whoa. Which is about 10 times what I paid. Now he thinks it's better that we sell the tickets and put the money in the bank.

2:01:45It really hurts my feelings since I put so much thought into the gift. He feels that it's his gift and he can do whatever he wants with it. I disagree wholeheartedly. And again, it really bothers me that he would sell my gift for money. Am I being unreasonable? Nope. He must not like golf then. Masters girl. No, he does. He's a golf fanatic. How could you do that? I know. Easy. Come on, Jay. It's about the money. I mean, hey, here's a great opportunity. You can kill it. Bro, you know what a great opportunity is? Getting to go to the Masters. Getting to go to Tiger Woods' first Masters back after sex camp. I see. You're talking to the wrong guy because I'm not huge into sports. I'd rather have, you know, four grand. I'd go to Hawaii for seven days or something, you know. Dude, the Masters badge. That's big. That's my old man how big that is. That is big, however. You just went from $200 tickets to $2,000 tickets. Still. You say no way. There's no way. You now become one of the lucky people then. You don't sell that. Yeah, lucky hanging out in a giant group of people. Hey, that's what he likes. Dude, that's money. That is what he likes. That is not what golf is to me. I could not imagine. I couldn't sell those. No. I couldn't. Oh, man. Imagine the story he could tell. I went to. I was there. I saw a tiger. That's a.

2:03:09Pretty giant story. All of his friends are going to be so jealous. Right? Dude, first of all, anytime you get to set foot on that golf, that golf course is so revered. Like, you get to set foot on there, you're doing something right. He's got two-day weekend badges. He'll be there Sunday to see the guy get the green jacket on him. Okay, so, Woodsy, very clear you would definitely go to the Masters. 1,000%. Okay, but here's my question for you. What are break him down? Is he bad for doing what he's doing? He's kind of a D. Really? Yeah. Isn't he right? It is his gift. Is it? Well, now you're telling somebody how to spend their gift. Is it? It's not a gift card. That she picked out, and she spent a lot of time picking that out, spending something.

2:03:57So it's about her. How creative is that? I mean, how brilliant is that gift? It's about her. It's about them spending time together. There's only one thing that that guy can do with that money that I would be like, okay, I understand. And that's buy her a freaking engagement ring. Really? Because that is a cool girl for getting him that present. Who's it about? Is it about him or is it about her? It's about both of them. I understand why her feelings are hurt. Mine would be too. Very. Very hurt. Hey, honey, you love Celine Dion. I just bought you backstage matches, front row tickets. We're going to Vegas. Yeah, I'm going to suffer through it for you. Hey, you know what? I'm going to sell them and take the money. But wouldn't you be pumped personally if you didn't have to sit through Celine Dion? Yeah, if it wasn't Celine Dion. Okay, wait a minute. But let's say you got Celine Dion tickets, right? Let's do something. My wife would never want to see Celine Dion. So I'm trying to think of somebody else. Okay, let's say that the deal. You know she's not going to see Rush. Because it isn't about who. The big deal here is about what. Right. And all of a sudden, they skyrocket in value. That's the deal. It's not a house. It's a gift. Yeah. Still, dude, that doesn't trip you out that it went up to $2,000? No, I think it's awesome, man. You know what that means to me?

2:05:17I got the best ticket in town. I got the best ticket in town that nobody else can get. And my girl got in on it. And my old lady went to, and she came to the table. He wouldn't call her his old lady. Only you do that. You've never taken a gift back to the store? No, I don't think I have. And your wife's never taken something you bought her back and exchanged it? I had a connection once to get Lakers tickets, and Todd. Loves the Lakers. He'd never been to a game. And we got these tickets, like courtside, amazing seats for his birthday. I got him a couple years ago. And never would it have even crossed his mind to sell those. Like, that's a dream come true. Okay, how much did you pay for the tickets? I paid $100 each, but they were like over $1,000 easy per ticket, per seat. But you got a special. Yeah, because I knew one of the players' cousins. Okay, so it's a thousand. I used to date a Laker girl. I hooked her up. I knew Luke Walton's cousin. I know. Okay, now wait a minute. So we got $1,000 tickets here, okay? Two grand is the total cost of those tickets. Yeah. Now let's say between the time that you buy them and the time that you go to the game, something happens. It's going to be Kobe's last game. It's going to be Kobe's. He announces. Wow.

2:06:26Dude, perfect. Perfect. He announces it's going to be his last game. Okay. Now the tickets are worth $20,000. Oh, that's a big joke. It's ten times. Yeah. Ten times. Now they're worth $20,000. We're putting it in perspective. It's the same exact situation. Now they're worth $20,000. Are you telling... Well, this is me. Like, me, as the girlfriend who doesn't really care, I'm thinking, man, I could do a lot with $20,000. But knowing Todd and how much he loves him, I don't think he would even... I don't think he would do it. I wouldn't either. He would want to see Kobe's last game, right? Mikey, Game 7, World Series, Yankees against anybody. The tickets could be $100,000. I'm going to Game 7 with my dad. Me and my old man are going to sit there and watch that game. Just to be able to say you did it. I went to a final game of a World Series. I was at Game 4 of the 99 Series with my dad. They could have offered me $50,000 a ticket. You know what I have? Still 10 years later, 11 years later.

2:07:25That memory of me and my old man watching the Yankees, our team, win the World Series. I'm going to pull the curtain back because I'm trying to type this to Jay and I can just say it. Write her back, Jay. Write her back and see if she'll come on. Okay, I'm on it. Let's see. M1 Tech Support. Hey, how you doing, guys? Good. All right, listen, you got these tickets and all of a sudden they skyrocket. They're worth $10,000. You would never give them up, Woods, right? Right. Flip side. Would you be the guy who spends the exorbitant amount of money to go there? No. Never? No. Why is that? Because I don't have that kind of money. It's like he just won the lottery. Kind of. You know what I mean? I don't have that kind of money. I mean, listen, dude. If I was Jay-Z, I would have... It wouldn't be first base. It would be J-Base. I would own that thing because I'm that big of a fan. I just don't have that kind of dough. And if that...

2:08:26Like I said, man, the memory I have of that game with my father, you could not pay me enough for that memory. You just couldn't. There's no amount of money because when we look at each other and we talk, we still talk about it. It was 99, game four. Clemens beat the Braves. I was there. The Yanks won the series that night. We got to see them setting cars on fire in the Bronx. You cannot take that away from me. I will always have it. What a wonderful memory. It really was. You know what I mean? It's such a... It's such a heartwarming story when a father and a son get to share in a riot for the first time together, really. So true. I've got my jacket, like, over my head. I'm like, Dad, let's get the hell out of here. But this is amazing. Like, people are going crazy. He's got his arm around you. He's got his arm around you, and he goes, Son, it's one thing that a father and a son will never forget, and that's their first riot. Kick that trash can over. Kick that trash can over. Kick that sucker, son. Go back to Texas. 5701-949 is our number. 949. What did I? I said, let's go back to Texas, and I just got shanked. 949mike at gmail.com. You could give us a text, or you could call us. I want to know what people think about this. M1 Mitch. Mitch, are you there? Yeah, yeah. What's up, man? Not too much. What do you do? I am a fireman. No, I mean...

2:09:52All the girls perked up immediately. Weird. And Frankie. All the girls and Frankie got all excited. Which house you at, dude? Which firehouse? I'm a married fireman. Yeah, what's the deal? I just want to be besties. I don't got no vested interest, dude. I was just wondering, like, I think it's cool and everything, man. That was funny. Both Lauren and my head shot. Yeah, I know. Lauren and Sienna were like, who's the fireman? Are you wearing a uniform right now? Yeah. If I had it to do all over again. Mitch. Is there a poll in this division? Yo, what's up, man? So if this happens, what do you think the right thing to do is? Okay. Let me just make sure I got the story right because I came in partway through the conversation on my way to the gym. Easy, big time. Come on, big time. How much advice, bro? Mike, I had two girls in my bed. I couldn't hear them, so I had to get up and I got in my Ferrari and was unable to catch the whole conversation.

2:10:49You guys are killing me. Don't big time me, dude. Mitch, why do girls love the firemen so much, man? It's the uniform. I don't know. Is it? There's something you got to check out if you guys have a computer handy. Yeah. It's my new calendar. What's the URL? It's my new fireman's calendar. I did do a calendar once, but that's a different thing. I want to see. I want to see what you look like. Where can I find you? Lauren's hopping up and down in her chair. Waiting. Look at Sienna. Yeah, give me the URL right now. I'm at my laptop. Come on. Go ahead, Mitch. All right. Anyway. What is it? Where do we go? Are you kidding? Both of these girls are ready to type something into their computer. Tell me where to go. Go ahead, Mitch. What's the URL? Go on YouTube and check out Everyone Loves a Fireman. It's freaking hilarious. You're not in it. You're not in it? I'm over it. Well, we're all kind of in it. Everyone loves a fireman? Yeah, everyone loves a fireman. It's hilarious. Anyway. Yeah, what about your MySpace page, bro? That's what I want to know. Like, how do I add you as a friend? Everybody uses MySpace. We're trying to hook up, bro. Wait, they're like Legos. Anyway, go ahead. Go ahead, Mitch. What's the right thing to do in this situation? Okay, let me be sure that I got it right. The chick buys the dude some tickets, and he sells them because they went up in value, right? Yep, he wanted to. They were $200, and then they went up to... Two grand.

2:12:08Two grand. Oh, dude. Well, it's a tough situation because there's kind of this unspoken rule that, you know, if you get the ticket for somebody, then they kind of have to use it. But at the same time, you need to know that if you're giving it as a gift, your hands are kind of off the gift. And that person has a right to do what they want. Like you said, I think unless it's tickets. Like I think if it's tickets, I think you make a really good point. If it's a sweater. Have a ball, dude. You don't like the sweater? Go back and get a different shirt. But I think with tickets, like that's an event that she went out of her way to buy you tickets for. I think you got to go to the event. Well, I mean, was it like a Cirque du Soleil kind of thing? Or was it like something that, you know, that he would only like? It's badges to the Masters in Augusta. That's why the value went up. Tiger announced that he's going to play in it, and the value went up to $2,000. I said Cirque du Soleil. Okay, well, yeah, thanks for getting me up to speed. Here's my final answer. Yeah, that's great, dude. Where can I find you on the Internet? Frankie, take it easy. Frankie, good Lord, let him finish. Take it easy, bro. Go ahead. Okay, so here's what I say, you know. I've heard women say that, you know, it's not so much what you get them. It's the fact that you went out of your way.

2:13:30to get them something. 100%. And most of the time, they'll take it back to wherever and get what they want. 1,000%. Secondly, which is a little more relevant to what's going on here, I think, we got bills to pay, me and my wife. You know what I'm saying? We got credit cards to pay off. And I think that she would almost be upset if I didn't jump on that finance. That's a good return on investment. You know what I'm saying? And we can always go to a golf game. But, I mean, that's like... You know what I'm saying? That doesn't happen every day. This isn't just any golf game. This isn't a golf game. Here's my thing. If whoever the gift receiver is has this opportunity, such as the listener, the guy that emailed in or his. It's a girl. She's upset. Masters. M1 Masters girl. If you have this opportunity, you ask the person that gives you the gift. What do you, I mean, I would really love to go this, but should we capitalize on this? And if that person is broken hearted and says.

2:14:29No. Maybe I want you to go. I really want you to go. Then you have to be like, all right, okay, okay, at least I brought it up, at least I brought it up, but. See, this is, really? Yes. So, what if a guy says to his girlfriend, hey, listen, you have a really, really cute girlfriend. What if we all make out? No. I thought I would throw it out. Okay, fine. I asked. I threw it out there. No, no, no. Hey, listen. I threw it out there. I know it was wrong to ask. From the very beginning, it was the wrong thing to be asking. I just wanted a French. I just wanted a Frencher. Okay. You made it very clear. We don't have to ask Julie over. I'm sorry. I just was putting it out. Okay. Oh, so now it's Julie that you want to come over. Oh, sorry. So Julie's the one? Now, way to make me feel comfortable. Oh, Melissa too? Oh, I don't know. Wrong question was asked from the beginning. No. If you ask me, I think the wrong question was asked. Or do they? Okay, if they have bills to pay, it's a different incentive than you just want to make out with your wife's friend. If you have bills to pay and you're going to present it as, hey, we do have a $2,000 credit card bill that's due. Yeah. How about...

2:15:40We do this. You just wanting to try out kissing somebody is totally different than like a legitimate bill like the firefighter said. What? Who doesn't have bills to pay? This is a once in a lifetime deal. No, no, no. Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying that he should do it. But if he threw the question out there because they had bills to pay. I just think it's a no brainer. Like you get them. Hey, and you know, the guy looks at him and goes, my girlfriend is a. Like she is the greatest girlfriend ever. She got me master's badges for the final two days. I get to go to the master's and I'm a golf fanatic. That's utopia for that guy. But have you ever been so broke? You're like scratching at your skin. You're like anxious every day. Were you kicking meth or something? Why was I scratching at my skin? I'm just saying. You have the bugs crawling all over you. You needed a fix. How am I going to pay for this bill? How am I going to pay for this? And then all of a sudden this opportunity comes up and he's like, well, okay, I'm just going to put it out there. If she says yes, then, okay, you're good to go. But if she says, oh, I know we have bills to pay, but I want you to go. I want you to go enjoy yourself. Once-in-a-lifetime deal. Shouldn't be throwing it out there. Shouldn't even be throwing it out there. Wrong question. I think if you have a situation where you have bills to be paid like that, you can throw it out there. Hey, guys, I got a serious question with this. What? Well, the question is, hey, Mitch, are you on Facebook or what, man?

2:17:03No, actually, I deleted my account. Dude, Facebook and wives is like drinking and driving. They don't mix. Yeah, dude, that's what I was saying, man. Facebook and wives. Yeah. Wives and firemen, man, don't mix. That's not what he said. That's not what he said. Not only is he a firefighter, but he's smart. Everything he's said about the women so far, dead on. You know what I'm saying? You're a good man, Mitch. Damn, Skippy. Where can I follow you on Twitter? It's enough, Frankie. It's weird. It's creepy, Frankie. It's creepy. And I'm a little jealous. I think I got a stalker. I think you do. No kidding. You know you're my best friend, Woods. I know. We're besties. We're besties. Let's go have some brunch, maybe some mimosas. That's right. Thank you, Mitch. All right, have a good one, Mike. I appreciate it. Bye, Mitch. Bye, Mitch. See you later, Mitch. You can find me at SiennaRichards.com. Well, technically it's not Richard's anymore, but... SiennaFarrar.com. I guess I probably shouldn't be talking like that. Hey, Mikey. Why are we all talking like this? I don't know. Yes, go ahead, Jay. She can come on the show tomorrow. She's right now in the middle of something. She cannot come on right now. Oh, I want to talk to her. Tell her priorities. Actually, I wanted to see if I could date her. Yeah, it was something... Oh, I'm married. I don't know what's going on, but she's... I think she's at work because she was... She's a librarian. Wait, so the guy can come on? The girl. Oh, the girl's going to come on tomorrow? Yeah. M1 Miranda.

2:18:27You sound a little fired up. I'm a little upset because if I were to do something like that for my boyfriend and he brought up the idea to sell the tickets, I would have told him, you know what, if you have the problem to go with me, then I'll go by myself. Oh, wow. That's very, very confrontational. She's out there at Augusta just hammered. Look what you're missing, man. See what you missed? You see me on TV? You see what you missed, playboy? Gonna run mouth, huh? Oh, yeah. I love it. I think you're awesome. I think that's great. That's anger that truly comes from a chick being hurt. Yeah, I'll take my girlfriends and we gonna throw down. Thank you. But that would be my thought is that, you know, he's embarrassed to take her or something because after he found out, that's when he wanted to sell the tickets. I think it's the money. It's the money. He found out the tickets are worth $2,000. They went from being worth $200 to being worth $2,000. That's an excuse. Please. Really? She thinks it's an excuse. You think it's an excuse? She could be right. I think there's something deeper than that. You think he's embarrassed of her? That's kind of what it sounds like to me is that if he's not...

2:19:43Oh, thank you for the tickets, you know. Well, I think it's a better idea if we sell them. Like, I would have been like, are you serious? Now, wait a minute. Miranda, let's keep you on the line because M1 Ruth is on the line, too. Ruth, are you there? Yes, I am. And you disagree with Miranda, right? Absolutely. First off, I think she's kind of jumping to conclusions. This guy, they're just thinking about the money and what they could possibly do with the money. Personally, if my boyfriend didn't suggest that he wanted to sell them, I would be offended. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of experiences that you could buy. That's a lot of things that you could do. Even if it's just paying bills or whatever it may be, that's stress off your back that you could be concentrating on something else, something more meaningful. So, yes, sell the tickets, absolutely. Miranda? Yes. What do you think? I totally disagree with that. You know what? It's your birthday and you should do whatever you want because I don't care that it comes around once a year. You should be able to do whatever you want. And if my girlfriend or my boyfriend decided to do something for me like that, I would accept them. And even if I didn't want to go and we were short on money, I would still be like, okay, well, you know, it's a great thought. I mean, I've got drugged to places I really did not want to go to, especially my boyfriend's parents' house.

2:21:04But I went anyways and I enjoyed myself and had a good time. I hope he's not listening. Or them. Yeah. I hope they're not listening. Miranda, Ruth, thank you both very much. Thank you. We appreciate it. They were awesome. Why don't you just give the guy a check for four grand then instead of the tickets. I feel like I'm in a circus. Sounds like a new Dave Matthews instrument. Yeah, it does. Sounds like the keyboard. Or the keytar. The keytar. Of course, that's what you call it anyway. When we come back, I'm going to tell you what Lay's potato chips are doing. It's going to irritate you. It's going to irritate you. Stuff that should be banned. Five things killing your credit score. I got all this coming up next.

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2:28:20Sears, call or visit them at accounttimes.com. An equal opportunity employer. I'm Elaine O'Brien, FM 94.9. KBZT San Diego, Lincoln Financial Media Station. The new home of the Mikey Show, FM 94.9. It's all right. It's good. Welcome back. LLB likes it. LLB's digging it. She's moving. Yes, I am. Sass to LLB, what constitutes the hair in the bun? Is that a give up? What's that? No, she says it isn't. She says it's because sometimes her hair gets scratchy on the back of her neck. Yeah, exactly. Is she? Yeah. Couldn't it be that cardigan that you're wearing? Hey, this is cashmere. This is soft as a baby's butt. Gets us defensive. Yeah, you should try that thing on, man. Me? No, I'm not trying that sweater. It's a little low cut for me. It's low cut and it's also like, it's a girl's sweater. My hair lives in a bun. When it's in a bun, then you don't have to deal with it.

2:29:58Like, there's nothing getting messed up. Dude, try on hers, man. Her what? The sweater. No. I'm not trying on Sienna's sweater. Why not? I'm sorry, man. I was just trying to have you try different things, you know? Bad guy in a little coat. No, I don't like to try different things, Frank. Hey, sorry, dude. It's your best friend. I was trying to throw some ideas out. He likes to throw that in there now. Very subtle. Besties. Hey, you don't want me to mention that we're besties. I don't have to do it. No, I like the word besties. My bestie. I thought they were BFFs. Yeah, yeah, we're at. You know what we're going to do this weekend? Me and Woods. What? We're going to go down to Mission Bay and we're going to rent those things that you get in and you turn your feet and you paddle the boat. Paddle boat? Well, dude, I got plans this weekend, but maybe another time, bro. What do you mean you got plans? I'm going to go surfing with Jay on Friday. You are? I are. What time are we going? I'm going with Jay. You have a wetsuit? Yeah, Jay's got one for me. It's like a lesson. And then Saturday. Yeah, man, I could probably have one. I'll buy one. I'll get a wetsuit. Good. Yeah, let's go. You know how to surf, Frank? Yep. That didn't sound too convincing. And then after that, man, we'll go down to Mission Beach, man. We'll look at some girls. We'll look at a bunch of girls in bikini tops, you know, because the breasts. You know, and then we'll get in the paddle boat. I'm a married man.

2:31:22What do you mean? What are you telling me? I know that. He's going to be looking. He's not going to be touching. No, I can't go look at girls. Oh, I get you. Wink, wink, Frank. He's winking at me. You get him? I know what you're doing. Hi, Frank. Let me introduce the show to you. Mikey's show has five people on it. Cinco. Uno? Oh, really? Now I just say a Mexican word and that's going to draw. Your Mexican-ness is what defines you. Sure it's not a Spanish word? Yeah. I called it Mexican on the air. Jamie goes, really? Isn't it Spanish? I don't think it is. Why, Hoyle? What is it called? When Mikey speaks it, he's speaking Mexican. I think it's called Spanish, Hoyle. It's called Spanish. If you're from Spain. No. No. People in Spain also speak Spanish, but Mexican is your ethnicity, not your language. Mikey speaks Mexican. He speaks Spanish. Spanish. El Español. I actually don't speak Spanish. You can say a couple of words. Hoyle. He speaks white. What are you sniggling about? That he don't speak it. Hoyle is our station manager. I really don't, though, Hoyle. Oh, come on. Buenas noches. What did you just say?

2:32:49Burn his noses? No, I said goodnight. I said he knows. What'd you say? Hoyle, I don't know what he said. You know buenos noches. Hoyle, I don't, just because I'm Mexican doesn't mean that I speak the language. You speak Mexican, tell everybody. Spanish. Say goodnight. Hoyle, you can't say speak Mexican. That's what he does. He speaks Spanish. He doesn't even speak Spanish. I don't speak Spanish. I don't even speak Spanish. He's not a Mexican. But most Mexicans would speak Spanish. Most people of Mexican heritage would speak Spanish. Now, why would somebody of Mexican descent speak something that a Spaniard would speak? I don't know that you can call them Spaniards, can you? He's a Spaniard. I don't know. I don't know if that's PCA. I'm not saying he's out there bullfighting. I'm just saying. That's not what I'm saying. Okay, okay, Hoyle. Hoyle, we live in America. Right, that's right. Do we speak American? Yes. Or do we speak English? We speak American, right? We speak English. Does it mean we live in England? It's true. Yeah, that's right. We speak English, but what do people from England speak? They speak English. English, right? They speak American? You don't, you're contradicting yourself. Exactly.

2:34:14Exactly. That's why he speaks Mexican. Other countries can speak the same language. I went yesterday. I'm new here. You're our station manager. That's right. Allegedly. It isn't allegedly. Just because I'm in a cubicle. I'm still waiting on that office up, pal. In my cubicle, by the way. It's going to be done soon. Is it? It's going to be corner office. I bet it's got wood paneling all over it. Well, I bet it doesn't. Keep laughing over there, O'Brien. Have you gone shopping since you moved here, Hoyle? Have I been shopping? Yeah. He's accustomed to the San Diego look now. Yeah. Where have you gone? Well, I went to... Tommy Bahama? No, I haven't gotten to Tommy Bahama because I'm not going surfing. I can see you wearing the Hawaiian shirts. You go to L.L. Bean? No, I didn't go to L.L. Bean's. Where you been? How you living? The Ascot shop. I had to replace my Stetson, if you must know. Oh, Boot Barn. I went to Boot Barn. I love Boot Barn. Stetson. That's where I get everything. I can tell.

2:35:27Have you ever been to Boat Barn? No. Well, I'll tell you one thing. Mikey's going to come with me next time. I bet he will. Why am I going with you? Well, because it would have been great to have you yesterday. I went down to Alberto's. Oh, it's Alberto's. Alberto's. And I got myself a burrito, but I don't speak Mexican. Burrito. What did you say? Burrito. That's what I said. You said burrito. I said I got a burrito. There's no A at the end. I didn't put an A at the end. I said burrito. That's how they talk in the South. Trust me. All right. But anyway, I didn't speak Mexican. The man said something about the hot sauce, and I don't know what it was. Well, try it, because they're all good. So I said, well, there's no cheese. What time was it? That's the only thing I know. It was like 3 o'clock in the afternoon. Did he laugh at you? Well, the only other word I know is blue agave. That's the only two things I know. I know Buenas Noches and blue agave. So I threw them both out. Blue is not Spanish. I said, Buenas Noches, blue agave. How'd that go over? Probably not good. No, he didn't understand what I meant. He shot at the key. Next time, just say hasta luego.

2:36:46What the hell is that? That just means see you later. Hasta luego. Is that Spanish? Yes. See, I ain't from Spain, sister. Okay, well, it's what you would call Mexican as well. Your Mexicanness is what defines you. That's what I said. Thank you, Hoyle. Beat it, Hoyle. Five things that'll kill your credit score. Oh, yeah. What do you got? Steve Woods. Well, the biggest one that we've all had to deal with at some point in our life is the making of the late payments. Yeah, absolutely. Standard? Carrying a big balance. Not standard. Yeah. Can no longer qualify for the big balance. Carrying a big balance means you owe a lot of money. Yes. I don't know any. I barely know what these things mean. My wife takes care of everything. Awesome. I'm not a money guy. Don't get it. And she has to give me allowance. Really? That's a whole other show. My wife's got to give me allowance. Otherwise, I would not. I'd spend it too much. Get an iPad. I have to save up. Every time you've ever gone to the mall, he has to go to the Mac store. Yeah. Love it. You do love it so much. Every time he goes. Hey, next time you go, will you get me some screen cleaners? Thank you. I feel... No, I won't even say. Nobody ever goes with me. I know, because...

2:38:09I want to buy stuff and you can't. Yeah. Why do it? Yeah. Another one is closing a credit line. So as credit card companies jack up interest rates and add in activity fees, they do that to compensate for lost revenues. But closing a line of credit can impact your debt to utilization ratio. Okay. Just listen to what I'm saying because I don't understand their explanation. Even if you pay it off, you should keep some open. I've heard that. Yeah. I don't want to do that. Say it. You're supposed to. It makes it look like you're responsible. The ones that don't have an annual fee or something like that, just don't put anything on there. Sure, I won't. You can leave it open. Sure, I won't. Yeah, right. Hey, who wants to go to Vegas this weekend? Just cut it up. I got five grand in my pocket. That's what it always felt like to me. Cut it up and don't use it, but it does. It helps your debt-to-income ratio. I don't want any more mail coming in from it. I just want to get rid of it. I get it. Mail coming in, an email. I don't care. Get out of my face. I want one credit card, and that's it.

2:39:08I've got one credit card. You know what the limit is? What? $300. Is it really? Yeah, I'm that guy. So this is a... Buy him. Buy him him. Your poor wife. Yeah. So this is a list of... Gets to buy milk duds with that. That's what he buys. Five credit score killers. Wow. Is that it? No, there's two more. Go ahead. Opening a credit line is a credit card killer. Mm-hmm. And defaulting. Yeah. Mikey, what does defaulting mean? It means that you say, I can't pay it. No, you don't pay it. On a loan? You just give up? I just don't pay, yeah. Yeah. You know how many times I've used this line with the credit card companies? Yeah, I don't know what to tell you, man. You can't get blood from a stone, pal. See you later. I don't think you can default on a credit card. What are they going to do, kill you? It has to be something that has collateral attached to it. No. Maybe? No? I don't know. Spoken like a man that knows what he's talking about. Absolutely. I deal with these calls four to five times a week. No, it says you can do it for your credit card. Sienna, tell me what Lay's potato chips are doing. Whatever it is is going to upset me.

2:40:05You're going to be really upset. Yeah, it's not right. Everyone is cutting sodium. What did we announce? The salt and the sodium. Someone was doing it the other day. Kraft. Kraft. Yeah, it's like don't touch the blue box mac and cheese. I will say this, though, now that I think about it, because I just reacted like a knee-jerk reaction when I heard that they were changing lace. Yeah. But now that I'm thinking about it, I'm going, they're pretty gnarly salty, aren't they? Yeah, but that's why they're good. They're good. I know, but wouldn't they be just as good if they didn't... I mean, they're almost... Well, you want to try their new powdery salt that they're putting on the chips? Because it's going to reduce sodium by 25%. Gross, dude. You put powdered sugar on your cereal? No. Disgusting. They're working on a new powdery salt. Disgusting. That's gross. Thanks a lot. I understand them putting less of what's already there. They also want to put them in stuff like, this is not just the regular Lay's. It's barbecue, sour cream, Cheetos, Quaker oats, bars, like the chocolate chip bars. Those are delicious. And I guess the powdery salt is made up of crystals. That makes them dissolve more efficiently on your tongue. I think anything that's artificially made, even in moderation, would be worse for you than natural salt. That's what I'm talking about. Me and Woods just looked at each other like...

2:41:22What did she just say? Splenda, sweet and low, all that stuff. It scares me. It does? It's sugar. No. I use Splenda. Yeah, yeah. I use Splenda. Don't use Splenda. I use Splenda in everything. No, you want to do Stevia if you do anything. Splenda's bad. What's Stevia? Stevia. Stevia. S-T-E-V-I-A. Don't bring me into it, okay? No, I'm telling you. Splenda is like... There's like tests shown how bad Splenda is. It's delicious. It's not. Sugar is delicious. Can't have that. Can't have it either. Have it in moderation. You know what? I'll mainline. I'll mainline Splenda. You want to know how bad Lay's potato chips are? Dump a bag onto a paper bag. Yeah. Oh, free spot. It's so gross. So now when you open it, it's going to be all shiny and crystal-y. It's going to look like Edward. There's a show. I'm going to get Edward from... I love Edward. Do you love my chips? You've got to watch these shows like... Have you ever seen Unwrapped on the Food Network? Uh-uh. They show you how they make stuff. And they'll show you how they make, like, potato chips. Just big, giant vats of fat. Watch Food Inc. Food Inc. Delicious. They show you how they make stuff. We'll gross you out, right? They'll show you a whole lot more. Oh, no. Don't watch it.

2:42:39Do it. I know, I shouldn't. Don't ask, don't tell. Don't ask, don't tell. Eat what you love. No way. Don't want to know how my ice cream's made. It'll make me not want to eat it. It'll make me not want to eat it. I know, she's like, you guys, let's bake some tarot root. Knowledge is power. I just think everyone's body is different, and some people can withstand things, some people cannot. Knowledge is gross. Knowledge is power. It's gross. It's disgusting. Better to know and say, okay, I know what it is, but still like the way it tastes. Maybe you don't know. Maybe if you knew. No, it wouldn't change me. Well, then go ahead and watch it. No, I'll be getting a number one from McDonald's as soon as I leave here. Can I just tell you something my grandpa says? And it's hilarious. He's been smoking since he was like in high school. And he says, you know, his entire life, all of his friends said, don't smoke. It's going to kill you. It's going to kill you. And he said, well, you know what? All those friends are dead. Yeah, they're all dead. It's true. Yeah, guys. But you know what? I don't want to end up on some ventilator. Because I'm smoking for... It'll be fine. Forget it. I'm actually trying to quit. Good. What? I'm trying to quit. I thought the kid said he was never going to quit. I'm quitting. You are? Yeah. How? I think one of the... I'm going to chain myself to the toilet. One of the M1s has reached out and had said there's something that worked for him. It's called an electronic cigarette. I'm going to give it a shot. Oh, my goodness. I'm going to try it. He said he hasn't smoked in seven years. Yeah, might as well try it. He's been smoking the electronic cigarette for seven years.

2:44:07You're just going to change to a different form of cigarette? Yeah, but there's no, none of that nap nicotine. Is there tobacco? No. Is he still smoking the electronic cigarette? Yeah, and I will be smoking that electronic cigarette in here tomorrow. Yeah, he's addicted to it. Don't smoke? No. Batteries now. Hold it like this. Why is it not quitting? It's like replacing one vice with another. Isn't it? No. Yeah. It's not. You can be addicted to the electronic cigarette. Yeah, I'm going to be like this. Yeah. What if you lost? He's sucking on a pen right now. What if you lost it? I think they sound good. Do they come in cases? Like, do you buy a lot? Or do you just have one and it lasts you forever? I don't know. I'm about to find out. Yeah. Why don't you just smoke those old lady brown cigarettes? The javelins? The brown javelins? The brown javelins? The moors? Yeah. You could be like the lady from, you know, 101 Dalmatians. Yeah. This long foot-long cigarette? Hello, gentlemen. Hey, it's Catherine Hepburn. Somebody like to light one of my moors? I'm Morris. Roll that yourself. I say we go to the motion pictures tonight. We'll stop by the speakeasy first. We'll stop by the speakeasy. We'll get a hot toddy. We'll drink a couple of hot toddies. Then we'll head on down. We'll watch the talkies. That's great. Okay. This is stuff that should be banned. Miley Cyrus, get out of here. Hey! It's ridiculous.

2:45:44Choke slam. Hey, it won't be long. Believe me. Oh, really? Yeah, really. It's only getting more popular. Hey, where's Hanson? Where are those guys at now? How are those guys doing? They had one hit. One of them was working at a car wash, I think. I got more money in my bank than Hanson. What about Hilary Duff? She went through the same thing, right? Disney Channel. What happened to Hilary Duff? She was just on Gossip Girl. Thank you. Wow. Gossip Girl. I'm looking forward to seeing Miley Cyrus. With her big horse teeth. Miley Cyrus is like 17 now. She's been big since she was 13. It's going to fade. So that's four years of being enormous. How long was her dad in the limelight? Yeah, yeah. How did Billy Ray do? He only had one song. Yeah, she's 50 times bigger. Miley has had so many already. We'll see. Mark my words. Did you know that Miley's written an autobiography? I'm not surprised. Oh, wow. She's got a lot to talk about. Wait until her sex tape comes out. Her life in middle school. Man, you guys are so critical of Miley Cyrus. I think they're jealous. Why so critical of Miley? Because there's a lot of talented people sitting out there on their hands. She's talented. She's talented. She is not talented. She's funny. She is the daughter of somebody who had a one hit.

2:46:55She surpassed him. But how come when I listen to the music, I like the sound of her voice? Because you're lame. No. No. They're snobs. You music snobs. Do you guys think that we should ban tip jars? No. Yes. No. I do. No, you need a tip jar. They make me uncomfortable. No, I just put a dollar in. You just put some money in the tip jar. Is it messed up? Or not. It's your choice. Is it messed up? Because sometimes I think I might as well just not even put anything in there. Why? Because sometimes, say I give them a five, and my price was like $3.25 or something, and then I just put the change, like the $0.75 in there. Yeah, it adds up. It's ghetto. But I think that they look at me like not ghetto. Put the whole change in there. Why is it? Put it all in there. No. I do put all the change. No, no, no. The dollar bill is constituted as change. But it only cost me like $3.25. Why don't I need to give him half of it? This is the ghetto portion of the show. That's who's putting money in there to the person. That's more of a tip. 75 cents. I agree with Sienna. Yeah, I used to bartend and guys would leave me quarters at the bar. And I would take the quarter and I would throw it at the back of their head and say, hey, maybe the next beer I can make a phone call. You know what, though? What? You had 20 guys.

2:48:10Leave you quarters. You'd have $1.50. And you know what, Lauren? If I had 20 guys leave me $1, I'd have a 20. It doesn't matter. Beggars can't be choosers. Maybe you didn't do a very good job. Well, you're working in the service industry. You put yourself out there. Yeah, you should be happy. 18 guys came by that night. You made $1.27. I made $1.27. Where does it stop, though? Dimes, pennies, nickels? Give me $1. Anything you can give the tip jar. The tip jar is optional. If you have anything that you think should be banned, call us at 570-1949. What are Snuggies? You don't know. Wait. You own a Snuggie. You own a Snuggie. Oh, Snuggies. The blanket was silly. I was thinking of diapers. What are apples? Those are Snuggies too. What are apples? I know I didn't hear people talking about that. What is broccoli? Exactly. What are these things called pants? What is blue? This blue thing Jay wrote down. Yeah, Snuggies is another fad. It's gone. I got Snuggies as a wedding gift. You got shocked by a Snuggies. Two Snuggies. You said, keep warm. No. I'm worried that they're, like, rough. No, they're not. They're soft. Okay. You guys ever heard of a pelican? What is that? A pelican? What is that? I thought you were serious. I thought you were serious. I thought it was the next news story. Oh, it's so random. We got new releases coming up. What Sienna was shopping for yesterday, I'm like, is this?

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2:57:07That's what I was going for. Simon and Garfunkel, the only living boy in New York. I love it. And it's given me courage to be able to play all kinds of stuff. Woodsy, what's the matter? What's going on? I can't hear. Is your headphones not plugged in? No, it's not. It's maxed. It's maxed. I can't hear a thing. Train wreck. Maybe because you chewed on your cords. I hate you all. Is it really? Is it really? You getting it? Yeah. Yeah? What happened? I'll live. I don't know. Something's wrong? Yeah, I'll be fine. All right. Guy's a professional. Good thing you bought two pairs. Good thing you bought three pairs. Accidentally ordered three pair of headphones. I was like, why are these headphones costing me $400? Oh, way to go, clown. You bought three pairs. Idiot. Since when is there a pair of headphones? That's what they call them. Yeah. Because there's two. Sienna shocked me.

2:58:09She shocked me. Literally? No. I was reading her recap email, and she said that she was doing her Easter shopping. What is Easter shopping? What isn't Easter shopping? Regular shopping. Books. You guys? Yeah. Unicorns. Groceries. Groceries. Cargo shorts. You have to do Easter shopping. What is that? When there's children in your life. Eggs and candy? Yes. My wife and I have a disagreement about this stuff. What do you mean? I guarantee your kids get Easter baskets. They do. And do they hunt for eggs in your backyard? No, not in the backyard. Well, you need to do that because Jake's getting to the age where he'll love it. Yeah. My wife and I have differing opinions. Oh, it's a big deal in my house. I say you do that stuff when the kids are old enough to get it. Oh, but it's the cutest video. He looks everywhere. I even do a gold egg and I put money in it. What's his chair? Is that your chair? Just all sorts of malfunctioning, dude. Is it? I think. I thought I heard a duck. Someone stepped on a puppy. What is that? What is that? Can I do it again? No, it wasn't that. It was like a squeaky. Funny squeaky sound. Squirrel. Squirrel.

2:59:35Yeah, see, Rebecca and I disagree on this stuff. How? Like she likes to take our infant boys trick-or-treating. I would too. I agree with you, dude. No way. You say yeah too, Lauren? No. You do. You agree with me. It's fun for the parent. You're excited you have kids this year and you've always wanted to do it. I dressed him up, no question. Oh, my kids will be, like, if I had twin boys, they would be Gene and Paul from Kiss at six months old. There's no question. It's terrifying. There is no question. Done and done. You are horrible. No way. That's the reference that you pull out. Yeah. I was ace freely from, like, the time I was born. Really? Oh, yeah. What did you buy, Sienna, for your Easter? What are you doing? Woodsy, you're driving me crazy with that. I can't help it. He's messing with his headphones. Push it all the way in. That. Did it work? No. Just take them off if they're not working. Why are you even wearing them? He just threw them on the ground like a five-year-old. His backup's over there. Did you hear that loud noise? It's because he threw them on the ground. If people were watching that in the webcam, they're dying. You still have time. It's like a...

3:00:49You threw him again? Those aren't necessary. He's like Chris Novoselic at the end of a Nirvana show. Now he's going to get his other headphones. So funny. Okay, well, I went and I got, you need to get candy, you know, because the Easter Bunny needs, puts eggs around. Right, and supplies. Yeah. So I went and got some candy, which Todd and I have already broken into. Wow, those work. Yep. Does that work now? Are you better, Mr. Distraction? My goodness. Yeah. But you know what's something that you should do? And this is so much fun. Is you have a gold egg. You get the gold egg. And you can buy them anywhere, Target, whatever. And you put money in there. Yeah, we do that. You do money and you hide it really hard. And your kids are looking for hours to find the gold egg because they want the money. And little kids, like under the age of 10, if you say there's money in it, they lose their mind. They are determined to get that money. So what age do you start hiding eggs? Four. When they're like one. One? If they can walk, they're hunting for eggs. Really? Yes. And I get a video camera. It's adorable. Last year, Jenna, my stepdaughter, I had the video and she was searching around and just running like a maniac. And it's so cute. Yeah. That's when you put the eggs out, Mikey, for the Easter bunny to hide. Yeah. The Easter bunny comes and he hides them all. Yes. The Easter bunny comes. Yep. And he hides the eggs. And then your kid has to look for them. Mm-hmm. They come on Easter.

3:02:16I used to be so scared of the Easter bunny. Yeah, that's right. He's a huge bunny. Yeah. But I really recommend it. 570-1949. Just try not to eat all the candy before Easter comes around. What's your problem? So good. She's trying to keep you hushed. For what? You hush. Yep. What? Do you understand now? No. I'm so confused. You want me to turn the mics off and tell you? Yeah. I'll tell you. Oh, we're going into silence. Yeah, we're going to go for silence for a minute. Hold on. No! Never would I do that. Okay. That's tense. I'm looking at her going, do I have a booger hanging? You know that the Easter Bunny is going to be here in less than two weeks. So make sure you're being good kids. Yeah, Easter is on the 4th. The day after my birthday. April the 4th. On my mom's birthday. Yep. 570-1949-949-mikey at gmail.com. Your headphones working, champ? Yeah, they're fine. Captain call out. I had to call it out because I thought you had ants in your ears.

3:03:22You were jumping around over there like... I look, all I heard was... Like, really? That's awful, dude. Sienna has new releases. I do. What do we got today? I'm going to start with the music, and I'm going to start with an album, and this guy is becoming a real big deal. What is it? I'm not going to tell you, I just want you to play it. The initials are JB. Out. Already? Girl or boy, guys? It's a girl. Keisha. What's her name? Is it Keisha? It's... That's a girl. Oh, that's Whitney Houston. It's a new Whitney Houston. It's a boy. Jayla Brown. It's a boy. He's, I believe, 16 years old, and his name is Justin Bieber. Girls love him. I met him. He's a cute kid. He's 16? Uh-huh. The name of his album is called My World 2.0. No, he's... It's puberty. No, he's... Yeah.

3:04:23Get in the world. Does this sound right to you? It doesn't sound right to me. Yeah, he's going to go to his first gig in 20 years from now. In Vegas. First time he sang through the mic, he's like, get in the world. Bring up the treble on that a little bit because I can't. Bring up the world. You may like Justin Bieber. There's no way. If you do, I quit. There's one song. I didn't like that. Good. Not that song, but there's one song. It's his hit one time. I think you would like it. It sounds like Michael Jackson. Like when Michael was young, you know? So that's Justin Bieber. Also, she and him is out with volume two. I like it. You like it, Lauren? Yes, I do. It's good. Why? It just sounds good. In your ears? Yeah. It tickles my ears. It's Zoe, whatever her name is. Oh. Zoe Deschanel. Yeah. Oh, I like her. She's an actress. She was in Elf. What? I like her. Trying to figure you out. Did you ever see the movie Elf with Will Ferrell? Yes. That's the girl singing in the bathroom. She's so good. Maybe. Yeah. Well, maybe it's a little too late. Also out today, Monica still standing. I would have been surprised by that. She's been gone for a while. Auto-tune. Heavy of it.

3:06:03Weird. Not into it, though. Me either. Sounds just like everything else. I liked the part right there that just went... Of course you did. I loves auto-tune. Auto-tune makes... It creates like a unisex. You can't tell. Is that a man or a woman? Is it a cyborg? This is what I want. This is my point about auto-tune. Auto-tune to me is an instrument. And I like the way that instrument sounds. They start tweaking with it. It's not the good drums, that's for sure. It's not the good drums. What is? But what is? It's not the Geflute. But what is? What else? Also out, you guys may get a little excited about this. What? And don't question me because it's right. The Scorpions sting in the tail. Yes! Finally! Is this best of or new? Been waiting for 25 years, pal. Is it really? It's new. That's Klaus Mann. I kind of like it. That's great. The Scorpions are Germans. Premiere band, Michael. It's their premiere. Their premiere band? Premiere. I like it. It's catchy. I already knew that part. It's great. I think I like it, too. The Scorpions, Michael, is the best band in Germany. They are? The best band. Call Bauman. Bauman tell you. Well, Bauman's German. He's German. He's German. Yeah. The Scorpions, Klaus Mein, Rudolf Schenker. Will you listen to this in your Volkswagen? Yes, in my Volkswagen.

3:07:44It's beautiful. Forever young. I like that part the best. What does that mean? Hey, how are you? Do you know what that means? In German it means it's time for a German feast. I'm in. Maybe a bratwurst. It's time for some schnitzel. Schnitzel with noodles. It's time for a German feast. It's time for a German feast. Say it again. Hey, how are you? It says. hear on the liner notes that the song is called German Feast. German Feast. In fantasies. Here it comes. I'll do it in English. You do it. Here we go, right now. It's time for a German Feast. That's the English translation. That's the English mix right there. The English translation. Yeah. They did a special one. The Scorpions, the premier band in Germany. What does that cover fest mean?

3:08:48German. What is Oktoberfest? Oktoberfest means Oktoberfest. It's Oktoberfest. You... Sprechen Sie Deutsch? A little bit. Me too. Nein. What is happening? When you didn't hear her, you stretched your neck out and went... Full Borat. Bruno. It's great. It's awesome. Also out. I'm in on that, by the way. Anytime we get burritos in the morning from now on, we all should go, A-O-A-O-A-O. It's jamin' feet. It's jamin'. Okay, and finally, Snoop Dogg is out. More malice. How pumped are you, Sienna? I love Snoop. S-N-O-O-B-T-O-G.

3:09:50It's not even him. No, it's not. That's not him? No, it's Snoop with somebody else's, you know. Wait for it. He's not doing much in this track. It sounds like Mace, kind of. He starts it off. Yeah, I understand his part in that song was he sat in the background and drank a 40. Smokes a joint. That's him on the joint. Do you guys remember my Snoop Dogg joke? Yes. I love it. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Why? For drizzle. For drizzle. That's right. Genius. I love it. Okay, now let's go to DVDs. These are DVDs that are out today. DVDs. The Blind Side. Oh, wait a minute. You know what you missed? What? You missed Anoop. Oh. But Anoop isn't being released today. What is Anoop? No, his single leaked online. Anoop Desai is from American Idol last season. It leaked. Well, his album, All Is Fair, is coming out May 4th. This is his song, My Name. Bollywood. Inspired. Bollywood is Indian dancing, right? No, it's like the Hollywood in India. Whoa. The Hollywood in India? Bollywood? It's like Hollywood, but in India? It's like the entertainment industry.

3:11:08Oh, I thought it was a type of dance. No. Do you remember Anoop from last season? No, I just loved the name. I remember when he came out the very first time he ever saw the judges. He was in the closet. The very first time he ever saw the judges, he said, what's up, guys? My name is Anoop. Randy even called me Anoop Dog. And I laughed so hard. I can actually feel myself getting dumber. Me too. Listening to that music. I feel myself getting dumber. Me too. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What else we got? DVDs. What do we got? The Blind Side. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it on DVDs. That's where Sandra Bullock, she plays her southern gal, doesn't she? Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw, Kathy Bates. She sure does. She sounds just like that. Oh, my gosh. I want to watch it. Over the top. Yeah, for sure. Also out Fantastic Mr. Fox. That is Meryl Streep. You guys will get excited about this next one. What is that? Do I know that?

3:12:06Fantastic Mr. Fox? I think it was animated. How could you not know that, Mikey? You plebeian. Yeah, it was animated, like a weird animated movie. Yeah. It looked like old school animation. Anyway, it's supposed to be good. Also out, the men who stare at goats. Yes, I'm in. What? That's Clooney. Yeah. Ewan McGregor, Kevin Spacey, and Jeff Bridges. In front of mine saw it and wrote me an email and goes, watched two hours of it, have no idea what it was about. Really? No idea. Well, you're also the guy that never saw Wall Street. That's true. I'm not taking any advice from you. That's true. And finally, the last DVD out today is Brothers with Jake Gyllenhaal, Tobey Maguire, and Natalie Portman. Brokeback Part 2. It's too soon. This is good. It's too soon. Oh, is he dead? Oh, he died. You were an awful human being. Whatever. I never saw it. Portishead. Salad times. You just get your degree. No. Good for you. Maybe I will one day. I got mine, pal. I got the best paying degrees of 2010. I'm actually, I want to know that. Absolutely. Best paying degrees of 2010. Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Coming to San Diego this Saturday, air. Air this Saturday at 4th and B. Tickets at Ticketmaster.com.

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3:20:13Saturday night special by the Skinner. This is your old Uncle Hoyle. We're going to get greasy in a little bit here. Oh, yeah. On the vocal there, didn't I? Yep. Just a little bit. Welcome back. What are the best paying degrees of 2010, Sienna? These are the bachelor's degrees. All right. Want me to start with the number 10? Yeah. Okay, number 10. Information Sciences and Systems. Never heard of it. Me neither. Me neither, but you can make over $54,000. Okay. Aerospace, aeronautical, astronautical, engineering. That is so smart. Yes. Yeah. Super smart. Dude, can you imagine the professor for that class? Brilliant. He's a PhD in that. Yep. Like, we can't even have a conversation. No. I'm like, hey, have you heard Minerva by the deaf tongues? Do you like Hinder? Yeah. Really?

3:21:21Really? So all of the salaries I'm going to give you are the average salary offers, okay? So for that is over $57,000. Now, number eight on the list, industrial or manufacturing and engineering. So they're coming out of school with 57K base? Yeah. That's not bad. What was your first gig and your first base salary? My first base, let's add it up because I need a calculator to figure it out, but my checks every two weeks were $318 every two weeks. So $636 a month. Wow. Times 12. Is that right? Yeah. 6 times 12 is like $7,200. So around $8,000 a year. 636 times 12? Yeah. 7,632. But you slayed it that year, didn't you, pal? Well, it was probably twice that, though, because that's what my check said. Okay, yeah, yeah. So twice that.

3:22:14Well, almost twice that. You pulled in a robust $16,000. Yeah, almost $14,000 a year. A little over $14,000 a year. Baller. Number seven on the list, mechanical engineering, $58,000. Number six, electrical, electronics, and communications engineering, $59,000. Hillary just walked in. Hill, what was your first radio gig? My first full-time one? Yeah. Overnights, six nights a week in Denver, and I made $20,000 a year. You are kidding. I made my work. I was in 95. My first job out of college, I graduated with an English degree like you, and I was basically a secretary is what it felt like, 20K base in Chicago. You were probably stoked, too. Oh, I couldn't be happier. Me, too. I had my own apartment. Oh, yeah. I bought a car. I worked on Michigan Avenue. I was like, I am a baller. I'm making $20,000. Yeah, that's what I was. I didn't know what I made annually, but I knew that I made 300 big bills every two weeks. 300 bucks, man. Three fresh ones. I was like, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Let me keep going. 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. Count all the way up to 300 bucks, bro. I would count it right out on the table. Radio is so hard to get into and actually make money.

3:23:31I mean, minimum wage for four years. You did? Oh, my God. Four years. I had to live at home. It's awful. I'm telling you, man. And not only that, I had a Murphy bed. Was that the one that pulled out of the ceiling? Pulled out of the wall. Pulled out of the wall. That's the worst. Yeah, it was a Murphy bed. Okay, number five on the list. These are the best paying degrees in 2010. Computer engineering. You can make over 60K. Number four, computer science, 61,000. Notice I'm pretty sure that's the only one that doesn't have engineering at the end of it. Number three, mining and mineral engineering. That includes geological. Number two, chemical engineering. Mining and mineral engineering means that you're probably developing things that dig for diamonds. Or being able to find where. The oil wells are. Things like that. Things with mining. That says including geological. So does that mean like dinosaurs too? No. Geological. That's rocks. That's like rocks. Yeah. Digging for dinosaurs. Yeah. Rocks and stones. That's more like archaeological. Oh yeah. Anything I just thought under the dirt. Chemical engineering number two. 65,000. And then petroleum engineering is the number one. It's like Vaseline. Yeah. Yep. Exactly. Right. You're digging. You develop ways to.

3:24:46Digford Vaseline. 86,000. Genius. Yeah. I married an engineer. Smart. I did. It's good. Yeah, so did my wife. And then she married me. She smartened up. That's awesome. Hillary, what do you have coming up? What are you going to be doing? Well, I have a couple things that I picked. I am going to play the new black keys and some silver sun pickups. Right when I was walking in here, Garrett handed me this CD. I've never heard of this before. I'll tell you what it is. Well, all it says on it is it's time for a German feast. It's time for a German feast. You know what that is? You know, Hillary, it's a band. They're out of Minneapolis. I used to put them on the air. Scott Shannon said, Garrett, you're going to need to play this. And I said, Scott, anything you tell me to do? Yeah, Scott, anything you tell me to do, I'm going to do. Can you? Can you? Shh. You're going to get us all fired. Am I? Woodsy? Am I? All right, we got to go, ladies and gentlemen. I don't want to go. We have to go. I'm having too much fun. We're all going to go to Pinkberry. Tomorrow is Pinkberry. I'm ready for it now. That's right. All right, kids. Lovely and talented Hillary's up next. We'll see you tomorrow morning at 6 o'clock. The Mikey Show is out late. AT San Diego. A Lincoln Financial Media Station. Mikey in the morning. About the music all day and night. M94.9. It's about the music.