The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 03/29/10

0:00KBCT San Diego, Lincoln Financial Media Station, the new home of The Mikey Show. This is FM 94.9. Welcome to the program. It's The Mikey Show, and we got phones over for you. You want to call us? You can. Beginning and end of every show, we let you do that. About anything you want. Call us about stuff that you've seen that's going on over the weekend and the news. You can call us about anything you want. 570-1949 or 949mikey at gmail.com for the text. In fact, I got somebody write me this weekend and say, I'm not sure, you know, I've heard you mention that email address, but I don't think I can send text there. You can. It's easy. You just open up your text deal and type 949mikey at gmail.com. It'll work like a charm. It's great. Try it out. All kinds of stuff for us to talk about and go over.

2:10We have so many things to go over. Jam-packed show. I don't know how we're going to fit everything in today, but we will. 570-1949-949mikey at gmail.com. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. Immediately upon coming to the studio today, Pepper O'Brien said, something's different. And it's that I don't have the scraggly beard. I shaved it down. I can't see any difference. I can tell a difference, but it's not that. What is it? But I'm worried it's going to make you self-conscious, and you don't need to be. Oh, God. You don't need to be. I have my hand over my mouth as if to say, oh, dear. No. Oh, no. No, I feel bad. No, Susan. Is it my friend on my neck? No. It's not? That I used my wife's, without her knowledge, and I'm admitting right here on the radio, that I used my wife's, I went into her makeup bag?

3:05I'll tell you the story. I've got to write that down. Write it down. Okay, wife's makeup bag. Yes, I do want to know about that as well. What's the bit? What is it? What is it? And I like the look. I can take it. I like the look, and it's something I notice and know it has to do with your shirt. What is it? It's American Eagle. The sleeves are a little shorter than your normal shirt. They shrunk. No, that's not it. It's not bad. But that's because I noticed a little something different, and that was it. I could see more of the tats. I didn't even realize. Yeah. I've never seen any part above his elbow tattoo. Did you get tickets, by the way? Tickets to what? To the gun show. Oh, my God. You want some of this? No, I didn't. Sorry. Did you tell them about your purchase that you wore on Friday? What? To the beach that you wore and you were so excited about? Visor? Fanny? Shorts that are straight. Really? You work fast. He looked good, too. He looked real sharp. Where'd you get him? I got them at a store called Five High Five. Is that it? High Five? I don't know. Five something. It's a surf shop. They're sharp. Oh. They look sharp. Yeah, dude, they look real sharp. K-Five? So much better. K-Five. Did you feel better? I felt self-conscious. No, you shouldn't.

4:21You shouldn't. It looks a lot better. Are you sure? I swear, I wouldn't lie to you. And you've seen him in the cargo shorts. I've seen him in the cargo. Way better. Because when he saw me, he just said, oh, you got new shorts. All right. But he didn't say. Well, I was vomiting in my mouth because I was about to go surfing. Yeah. So I couldn't even like. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Great. I'm about to vomit. Woodsy's that handsome devil sitting right there in the Foo Fighters T-shirt, which, by the way, I said to him, he has these kind of, you know, faded. little spots all over his t-shirt and i said dude what is that i get that too on my t-shirts and sienna and woods think that it has to do with either the detergent or the fabric softener that we put into and and we have one of those washing machines that you add the detergent and the fabric softener And then just close the shelf. Those are the best ones to have. Yeah, those are the best. But that's when we get it. I get it. Mine looks like I rubbed cheesesteak across my shirt. You know what I mean? And I'm so weird about laundry because I don't want to have those. I put the detergent in and I have to pour it directly into the washing machine. That's what I want. And then I let the water fill. And then I stick my hands in. When I put the clothes, the water fills all the way to the top. Then I put the clothes in. Then I push it down and make sure everything is equal.

5:36Mix it. Wow, really? See, when I used to have an old school washing machine like that, I never had spots. Right. I only have spots now when it adds its stuff later. I want old school. I use a washboard. Yeah, that's good. And a pail. Yeah, see, usually my people are used to going out and doing it on rocks. You know what I mean? Mexicanness is what defines you. Oh, wow. I would go out to the river and do it on the rocks. Don't you mean the real? That's right. The real. El real. El real. Pepper O'Brien is the blonde girl sitting to my right. Pepper. Pepper. Pepper. Pepper. It's not going to stick, I don't think. Pepper. Pepper. Pepper. It sounds like a duck. I don't think it's going to stick. Pepper. Pepper. I think it's stuck. I think it's done. It's stuck like the pepper on my teeth. That's right. That did not exist. That wasn't. It was. Can I just tell you, I went for a walk this weekend with my boyfriend, Matt. Weird. And I went to use one of the public restrooms after breakfast. And I came out and I go, I had pepper on my teeth. You did? Yeah. Look at your bit, dude. She's going to start carrying floss in her pocket. And a mirror. I know it. I have big teeth. I've never seen it. I've never seen it. I can't wait until I do. I know. You write something. There's got to be something in there that you just said that we can save. There's got to know.

7:02It's got to be. I'm looking at, Sienna picked the music today. I'm looking at it. I like it already. I'm just telling you. It's a lot of mixture. There is. A lot of Miley. I like it. A lot of Miley. We're our boy Mike. We're speaking out of school. I don't want to share the goodness yet, just quite yet. Let's see. Sienna is our news girl. She's wearing a shirt today that I like. This is Todd's favorite shirt. I like that too. I think dudes really dig that on a girl. It's just like a loose fitting linen shirt. Button down. Yeah. You know why we like it? You look like a professional saleswoman. You're a CEO. Don't men love when girls wear the professional white button-up? You know what I mean? Because you get the little peephole on the side. That's how you guys like it. Absolutely. Jay looks at me like, do these words really come out of your mouth? Jay's our producer. He's 46. He's the guy in the other room over there. That handsome devil. That dude is a man. Unbelievable. Oh, yeah. He was teaching Woodsy how to surf on Friday. We'll tell you all about it. It was really cool. It was a cool day. I went to the beach, and I couldn't find you guys. Really? Yeah. Right down the ramp.

8:20At Pipes. I walked down the stairs. Listen to me now. He's got the lingo down. We went down the ramp at Pipes. There's a lot of Barneys out there. It's cool, man. Got caught in the barrel. I got caught in the barrel. The impact zone was really, it was really harsh in my deal, man. There you go. It was good. It was good. You could spit out the back? That was 140 times. Wow. Gnarly, dude. I was able to find the restaurant afterwards, though. Yes. So, you know, I'll find that one. It had a great day Friday. I want to talk all about it later. It was awesome. We will. Let's see. Oh, we got to talk about a few things. You can call us about any of this stuff. 5701949. The iPad is coming out on Saturday. My birthday. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. The third. That's right. Comes out for your birthday. That's why it's coming out, you know. To celebrate. Yep. What's the deal with the iPad? Why is it on the cover of the UT today? Well, it's supposed to be coming out on Saturday. However, if you pre-ordered it and it's supposed to be getting sent to your house, you're supposed to be receiving it in the mail on Saturday. But they're running out of the iPad, so they had to do a back order. You're not going to get them until April 12th.

9:28That's right. Push back more than a week. However, if you maybe went to the store, the Apple store and put one on hold in the store, you can still go there on Saturday. You need to get there before 3 p.m. because they only have a certain amount. And there's really not very many out there at all. So if you're not there by three, it's going to be sold out. And then at first come, first serve, whoever whoever's there. And there's like millions of these things. They said that there's a high of one million to a low of three hundred thousand. So there's a lot of them available. I just don't know. Everyone wants them. You want to get one? I do. I don't know what I use it for. Basically, it does everything that the iPhone does except for make phone calls, and it's a larger thing. Yeah, it's the size of a 13-inch computer carrying bag. And it's a laptop, right? I mean, it's a computer. It's a tablet. It's a tablet. It's essentially the size of a... It's not a phone, I don't think. It's holding his laptop up to his ear. He loves to do that. Hello. Hello. Hi, honey. Yeah. I'm sure you can hear me. This phone's the size of my car. The hood of my car. I'm in the produce department. Can I call you back? Just think of the guns. What do you... I still am so confused as to what... Let me explain. I want to see it. I'll explain it to you. I need to see it. Bring one in. I'll show it to you. It's right here on the cover of the UT. Okay. Flip it over. Look at the cover of the UT on the left-hand side.

10:54Of the U.T. right there. Okay. That's kind of cool. It's a little handheld device, and it does everything that the iPhone does. You can download applications to it. You can look at your photographs. That's kind of cool. The difference is that it's large. It's got a big computer screen. So what's the difference in that and my laptop? No, it's like a laptop. It doesn't slip open. Handheld for Andre the Giant. It is not a handheld. It is. It's huge. Basically, it's like a touchscreen smaller laptop. And it does, you know, you can do your email on it. Ridiculous. I think you can text. Can you text on it? I think you can. I don't know. I don't know, but you can download books to it. You can read books. It's got a really comfortable setting for your eyes to be able to read the books. Maybe the kid goes and picks one up. Maybe. Maybe I'll be on the cutting edge on this show for once. See, I think it would be great for one thing. An airport. An airport, yeah. So it's good for travelers, maybe business travelers.

12:05They're just going to look dopey pulling that thing out. Yeah. No, they'll look awesome. Maybe you look cool because you have one. Oh, you have one of those. And everyone's going to want to be your friend. I'm surprised you're not, like, camping out right now. I know. Getting ready. I'm really surprised. In my mind, I'm trying to justify it. I'm like, I've got a laptop. I've got an iPhone. I answer my emails on my iPhone. What do I need a big... 13-inch screen to answer my emails. Just wait until they work out the kinks. You know there's going to be some. Is there? Yeah, they're always there. But if there is, they'll make the updates available. You just plug it into your computer. It'll fix it. No, you go for version two. You hold out. I do? Yeah. All right. I do? You can tell me. Do as you're told. I'll follow. I'm a follower, not a leader. Thank you. Appreciate it. Facebook's going to have a new thing on it. Great. Okay, now Facebook announced this on Friday. However, they didn't give like Any details about it. But they want to add a new feature called Places. Really? Any guesses what you think that means? Yeah, I've got one. Is it like the Google thing where you can tell people where you are? And it's like checking into Pizza Port. Well, they've seen, yeah, they've seen that everyone posts on walls or updates where they're going, where they are. So now they want to have a place called Places. That's pretty cool. Uh-huh. And so.

13:28An alert will go off on everyone else's, like, computer if you're at the same place. Oh. Yeah. That's a little creepy, though. Really? Because people may want to wear your skin, and then they'll know where you are. That's right. Okay. What about that part of it? Yeah, whenever someone checks in, I think anyone is alerted about their whereabouts. I hope it's optional. If Woods goes, just got to my game, then all of his friends know where I'm at. Yeah. Pepper, guaranteed that's optional. You can turn it off. Yeah. You can turn it on. Twitter has a GPS, or yeah, has some sort of GPS thing where you can say where you are now. But I don't know if it alerts everybody on your list. I don't, I'm good. Yeah, I don't need it. Yeah, I don't think I need it. And how long until Susanna, our marketing intern, starts showing up? Wherever Woods is, because he says, I'm at my game. And then, what do you know? You turn around, there's shit. Well, there's a lot of people, probably. Frankie will be there. Yeah. There's no doubt about it. The skin wearers. I bet it's really big for, like, the high school kids, you know? Oh, yeah. Because it's like, oh, going to the party. Just got to the party. Oh, so-and-so's at the party. It's good for their parents, too. Yeah, that is. Guess where I know where the party is tonight? It's over at Esparza's house. Yeah. I just figured that one out. You were busted. Dude, why do you have to be so bad if I knew where you were? Dude, you always know where I am. Yeah, dude. But that's a good thing, right? It's a great thing.

14:45You're my best friend, dude. I should know where you are. Seriously. I did. I saw a lot of Frankie this weekend. Yeah, dude. I went surfing with Woods on Friday. You did? Frank was there. Yeah. He was having a hard time getting in his wetsuit. And I was like, don't worry, dude. I got some Vaseline. I'll smear it all over you and get you in there. Baby oil. How do you like that? He loved it. He was five pounds of potatoes trying to get into a two-pound sack. No doubt. He told me that once it was a little snug. My wife, I have never, ever heard her laugh so hard. Ever, ever, ever. As when? As when I was telling her about getting into and out of my way. Oh, so it's a beating. She was cackling. Well, this is three sizes too small. Lauren, you have no idea. All I heard was... Lauren. You have no idea. See, I know Lauren. If you guys could have seen this man. This is how I came. I'm so bummed I missed it. By the way. It was skin tight. That's how it's supposed to be. No, no, no. Not this tight. Oh, no. It was painted on. Painted on. Oh, no. The only thing better than how tight that wetsuit was was the fact that he put the wetsuit on on the side of the road. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

16:01Nude. The boys are all hanging out. You should see me take it off of him. Yeah. Nude. And I was sitting on the bed, you know, when the bed folds down? The truck. The tailgate. And I'm sitting on it, and I've got a towel on, and I'm nude, right? I'm like Mikey checking emails at home. No, it's normal. Right? And Jay has the legs, but he's pulling me off the tailgate. He's my fifth son. All I envisioned was me coming off the tailgate, laying nude in the road, smacking my head on the tailgate. Did you see a little more than he wanted to, Jay? Oh, my gosh. I'm like his family doctor now. Just ass in his face the whole time. I was like, this is great. I'm uncomfortable. I love surfing. All of a sudden, I hear Woods go, it's out, it's out, it's out, it's out. I'm telling you what, I'm going to be the guy because I'm going to go buy a wetsuit this week and I'm going to be a surfer. I'm going to lick this thing, dude. I'm going to get it.

16:59I'll be the guy that drives in his wetsuit to the beach. 100%. There's plenty of people that do that. I'll be that guy. I told Jay over the weekend. I love this. I'm going to do it. Why do I first see Mikey and I boogie boarding by July? Just me and Mikey. What if Mikey's like amazing? No way. There's just not any chance in the world. I'll tell you what though. Oh, no. Oh, boy. She's starting to laugh already. Your point of gravity, the shorter you are. No, I'm telling you. It helps. Here's the deal. One of the most fun parts about it for me was the fact that me, you, and Jay were hanging out on the beach in the water. You dipped your toes in the water, your dainty little toes. It's cold. Freezing. Freezing cold. It was like needles hitting my face. Just the fact that we were all there hanging out was awesome. It was as if somebody had taken a big glass pitcher full of ice cubes with cold water in it and poured it right into the ocean. Oh, please. And let it splash up against my little tiny toes. I went to the beach, though, on Saturday, and all of us got in, no wetsuit, nothing. Really? No problem. Yeah. You just do it, you know? After Woods was in for a minute, he was sweating. I bet. That suit was so...

18:25That makes me so uncomfortable thinking about it. It was so constricting. How were your hands and your feet? My hands were blue. It was purple. Yeah, my hands were blue. It was a 4-3. My feet were fine. Well, cutting off circulation. Yeah, that's the only reason. It was so tight that it was cutting off the circulation. I had both of them pulling on. It would not come off. I mean, it would not come off. I was like, Jay, it's not coming off, and he's pulling as hard as he can. Yeah, it was meant for a 14-year-old Loatian girl, and he put it on. We didn't say it was one of Jay's wetsuits. It was just, what, like an extra one you had around? So that's why Woods got into it. Yeah, I got into it, and I was like, oh, this is not cool. It's not comfortable. So not meant to bring the room down in any way, but just want to tell you because it's breaking news that there was a big news coming out of Moscow this morning. There was a double suicide bombing. Yeah, it's crazy. It happened at 8 o'clock this morning in Moscow at the Central Station. And two female suicide bombers blew themselves up on two separate subways. In Moscow this morning. In Moscow, yeah. The first one happened at 8. The second one happened 45 minutes later at a different station. And, yeah, at least 37 people are dead so far. 102 wounded. So we'll update you.

19:41It just happened, so we'll have to update you as it's happening. A big-name NFL player arrested for DUI, resisting arrest, and assaulting an officer. All of those things. And Woodsy's going to tell you who it is in Woods on Sports. Woods on Sports. Woods on Sports. That's my favorite. That's right. It makes my heart melt. I know. It's the greatest thing ever. So Woodsy will tell you all about it. Also, the Chargers are this close to signing a pretty good free agent, and I'll tell you who it is. Woodsy will tell you who it is in Woods on Sports. And let me ask you this. Do you have a thing where when you're with your significant other, if you don't want to be there, you have a little signal you give each other? We'll talk to you about that.

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29:00You could also text us. Yeah, yeah, Woodsy, you got that. Oh, yeah. That could be the chicken pet. Look at that. That is the dirty bird. The Mick Jagger chicken pet. Nobody does it like that. Oh, it's the best. 949mikey at gmail.com if you want to text us. So good. So we're going to be telling you about the pretty good player that the Chargers are looking at. Comes with a catch, though. Comes with a catch. Woodsy will tell you all about it. Plus, he's going to tell you who got arrested for, in the NFL, who got arrested for DUI, resisting arrest, and assaulting an officer. All of that coming up. And then we also want you to call us if you have a signal that you give to your significant other when you're at some place and you're like, let's get out of here. You get some sort of a skedaddle signal, and I'm going to tell you what it is about that that made me think of it. It has to do with peppers.

30:02recap email so we'll tell you all about that uh tell me sienna about the cops that just got in trouble oh this happened in arizona there were two police policemen one of them is a sergeant and the sergeant was just accused of tasering the other officer apparently they were joking around and the sergeant became agitated and he zapped the lower ranking officer while they were on duty Right in the crotch. Oh, wow. He zapped him in the lower ranks. He zapped him in the lower ranks. He got him down there, yes. And he has now resigned this sergeant after this incident. And he's been with the department for 18 years. Wow. I wonder what that 911 call might have sounded like. 911, what is your emergency? Hi, I'm a... I'm a police officer calling because I'm here with a friend of mine. I'm here with a friend of mine. He's also a police officer. What is your location? I'm not sure. I think we're at a Denny's. Are we at a Denny's?

31:16Yeah, and we were just playing around with a taser, but my partner here has got it attached to my groin and every once in a while is tasing me. And so I can't get him to stop. He thinks it's funny. Officer, can I speak to the other gentleman, please? Yeah, hang on a minute. She wants to talk to you. Hello. Officer. Yeah. What are you doing? Nothing. Throw some chestnuts. What are you doing? Can you stop with the taser, please? What are you going to do? I'm the police. You don't worry about me. Can I come to the other officer, please? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hi. Yeah, that was just so... Could you help? Is there anyone out there with you? Yeah, just... Well, no. Not besides my buddy here, who's shocking my groin with it. Oh, hello. Yeah, just my buddy. So if you could send somebody down to the Denny's, it would really help us out. Okay. Oh, man. Really? Really. Okay, so we're going to send someone down there in the future. You two need to stop. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. If you could just send somebody right away, it would help. All right. Thanks. All right. Bye-bye.

32:43Sadistic, man. Yeah. Gosh. Roasting some chestnuts. That's really ugly. That is a couple of wacky cops, isn't it? I'm the police. You don't worry about me. Yeah, don't worry about me. I love it. All right, Woodsy's going to tell us all about what's happening. Oh, you know what we have to do later? I want to know how we're doing the brackets, too. You're going to hear about it right now. All right. Woods on Sports. Mikey's a cheerleader. The final four is set. Yeah. The only number one seed in the final four is Duke. They'll take on number two, West Virginia. And the Cinderella story of the year, which I'm going to be going for, is Butler playing in their hometown of Indy. They're going to be taking on Michigan State. Both games next Saturday. Make sure we'll all tune in on that. Who's everybody rooting for? Butler. Okay, Butler. I'm in on Butler. Cinderella. Yes, Butler. I don't know. I was going to say Butler, but I think West Virginia. Because you went to school close to there. I saw your bit yesterday. That's your bit. That's not my bit. That's your bit. She lived there. Yeah. Duke is going to be in their first Final Four since 2004. Here is them wrapping it up. Cut one. Done with a three. It's one. And it's Duke's turn to return to the Final Four. They're hapless.

34:15I love that dude's voice. It's great. I was thinking that. I think it's Jim Nance. It's like, I love it. It's exciting. It is. Ben Roethlisberger will not be joining teammates for voluntary workouts that start today. I'm really getting tired of talking about Ben Roethlisberger, but it seems like every day he's one of the top stories. And there's an ongoing investigation about him sexually assaulting somebody. And I guess the Steelers told him, don't bother showing up, man. You're going to be a distraction. So get it figured out. We talked Friday. about Washington Wizards all-star Gilbert Arenas. He was sentenced Friday. He brought some guns into the locker room, kind of brandished one at a teammate. You know what his sentence was? Are you kidding? No, and he's in D.C., District of Columbia. Supposedly they have the strictest gun laws. Yeah. He got 30 days in a halfway house and like 400 hours of community service. Frankly, I'd rather go to jail. My goodness. This story is for M1 Winder. He's a huge San Francisco Giants fan. He's got to be stoked today. They signed three of their stud pitchers to long contract extensions. Matt Cain, Jeremy Affelt, and Brian Wilson have all been extended until 2012. Baseball opens Sunday. The kid is excited. Yanks Red Sox Sunday night. Nobody call me. My phone will be off. No kidding. Don't worry, we won't. Yeah, nobody call me. The Arizona Cardinals have to be a little concerned about their newest acquisition. Joey Porter has been arrested for DUI. Oh, that's who? That's who.

35:39He also was charged with assaulting an officer and resisting arrest. So here's what happened. He's in a fast food parking lot. The cops are messing with him. They said, get out of the car. He goes, don't worry about it. He starts to roll the window up. They reach in to try to unlock it, and he slaps the officer's hand. No. I hope that cop's okay. They should have gotten the taser guy on him. Yeah, they should. I hope that cop's all right. Don't even do it. Don't even do it, Woodsy. I get what you're saying with that. A little slap on the wrist. You're not supposed to be slapping cop's hands. Maybe keep your hands out of my car, pal. Really? I just rolled up the window. Whatever. And the Chargers are reportedly close to signing former Pro Bowler Nathan Basher from the Bears. He played at UT. He's a really good player, but... He was released. He's only 28 years old. He started only 11 games in the last three years because of injury. But he did have 16 interceptions from 04 to 06. So I think it's a good move. It's going to give them some depth in their secondary. Now, for those of you that don't know, that are listening and they're like, I've never heard of this player before. He's a good player. He's a great player who's, you know, on special teams too. This guy would run back for touchdowns. But if he's so great, why'd they let him go? That's the problem. I know. He got hurt. And I'm just wondering.

36:52Do the Bears know something that we don't know? I know. You know what I mean? Probably. I hope it works out because he's a good kid and a good player, and that is Woods on Sports. I hope so. I mean, that'd be good for the Chargers if it ends up turning out to be great. Okay, so I'm reading Pepper O'Brien's recap email. Oh, yeah, yeah. Before I get to that, let's do where we currently stand in the Mikey Show's brackets, Pepper. I can't believe it. It's crazy. Which is be crazy. That's right. It is. Okay. Right now, myself, Woods, and Miss Tienna are all out of the running. Perfect. What? We can no longer go any farther. Awesome. I was out last week. No. We thought. I thought you might be. So we thought. We said only if everybody else loses, which who would think that they would? They did. So right now, the only two people that are still in the running are Mikey and Jay. Really? Shocking. Yeah. However, now, if Duke wins the next game, if they advance from the Final Four to the final game, you and Jay, Mikey, will be tied with 62 points in our pool. But I have Duke losing and not going to the championship. It doesn't matter. You picked enough upsets here. Really? You picked enough right answers in the first round and a lot of upsets. To get points.

38:16It's a lesson to be learned for people next year. You've got to pick upsets. A lot of upsets. You and Jay. It doesn't matter who you pick. Just aim and throw. I'm going to have a monkey pick mine next year. You and Jay. I mean, Jay has UC Santa Barbara in the final game, who did not even advance from the first round, and he could win this whole thing. If Duke wins the whole tournament, then Jay is for sure shoo-in. He's the winner. But if Duke just advances to the final game and doesn't even win, then you guys will come down to total points for your tiebreaker. The total points of the final game. Oh, wow. Yeah. So this could be a fight to the death. Well, we'll see. We'll see what happens. That's a little dramatic, don't you think? Okay, so Pepper writes in her recap email, she says, me and my boyfriend went to see a new apartment this weekend because we're moving. I immediately hated it. And wanted someone to tell Matt to stop asking questions and prolonging the tour. Afterwards, I asked him if there's some sort of signal that we could have in the future. I don't have the heart to say, I hate this place, let's leave. So I need a signal, something like, the eagle has landed.

39:27Tug on the ear. Tippy toe. Tug on the ear would work. Tug on the ear might be a good one. It's just, it was horrible. Like, he's, like, so out of these steel reinforced beams here. And he's, like, knocking on the walls. I do it, too. Yeah, the whole bit. Yeah, I do it, too. And he wasn't even, like, I could see Woods doing it to irritate Jamie. It wasn't even, like, doing it to be funny. I do it because I'm... I'm nervous. Oh, I thought you were doing it even though you knew she didn't like it. I absolutely 100% would say, nope, this isn't right. Can we go? I wish I had the cojones to say that. Don't you think that the realtor would expect and want that? Often it's not a realtor. It's the owner. That's their property. You don't want to hurt their feelings. She's like, so I've lived here for 13 years. I've never had a problem. And I'm like, ew, gross, gross, gross. That changes it. I bet you Pepper's face was probably enough to let her know. No, no, no, no, no, no. When it comes to strangers, I cannot, I can't, that whole shoot from the hip thing doesn't happen. Really? Yeah. Man. And that does change anything. If I was in somebody's home and I didn't like a place, it would be very difficult for me to say, yeah, I despise your home when you have to go. Yeah.

40:38But if it was a realtor, I'd say, get us out of here. Yeah, if it was a realtor, I would be like, why did you pick this place? Absolutely. Luckily for us, our realtor, the first place she showed us a couple weekends ago, we walked in. We were there for 30 seconds, and I'm doing the bit where I'm asking questions. Oh, look at this backyard. Oh, is that a lemon tree? She's like, it was Whitney. And Whitney goes, yeah, this isn't going to work. Let's go. Like five seconds in, I was like. Whitney's our friend, and she's a realtor, and she knew immediately. Let's get out of here. When the carpet's lime green and it's all over the house, she's like, this ain't going to work. This ain't going to work. Let's go. Get me the hell out of here. I wish I had the advantage of dealing with a middleman because I would easily say that. Let me ask you, M1s. If you're an M1, by the way, you're a Mikey Show listener. You listen, turn your radio down, get to the point. Don't cuss if you call in. What do you do? 5701949. What is your signal to your significant other? Or how would you handle that? You go into some place. It's owned by them. What about if you're at a party? Maybe that's a situation. You're at a party and it's time. And you want to go. And you don't want to just kind of be rude in front of the host. And you don't want to go, hey, let's get out of here. Do you have a signal with your significant other? Do you, Sienna?

41:55I don't have, I mean, as you're talking about this, I'm thinking a lot of people may have that, but I think a lot of people just have signals in general for all kinds of things. Like Wood says he whistles when he can't find Jamie. He does like a whistle that she... Is that it really? Do it again. Why don't you just say her name? I think it's funny to have some idiot walk around the store going... You know, yeah. And like, I mean, it's no secret that my husband likes to let a few rip every now and again. And when we're in public, I cough to cover it up. Unbelievable. So he kind of, like, puts his hand to his mouth, like, all right, get ready for the cough. Right. And so I cough. Yeah, my subtleness at a party, like, if I want to leave, I put my hand on Matt's, like, bicep, and I'll be like, okay, baby, you ready? Oh, wow, that's very subtle. My wife and I are big fans of the, it's called the Irish Goodbye. And what happens with the Irish Goodbye is I go over to her and I say,

42:52I'll be outside in five minutes. Wow. And then we just leave. We don't say goodbye to anybody. They're like, where's Woods? That's the best thing to do. Irish goodbye. And then I'll get the text. I'll get the text in the cab on the way home. Dude, where'd you go? I'm like, I'm in a cab. Leave me alone. I call that the shade away. Yeah, the shade away is good. And I love to do that. And Matt will be like, wait, hold on. Let's just go say goodbye. I hate it. I hate saying goodbye. I do too. I have a whole theory on this. I'm definitely the Irish goodbye, meaning you leave without saying anything to anybody. And there are people who think that that is so rude. It is. And they'll tell you how rude it is. They make sure that they let you know later how rude it is. I figured it out about myself. I think. I'm saddened by goodbyes. Me too. Is that what it is for you? It is. I'm saddened by goodbyes. I don't want grief. I don't want grief. That's the other thing. I'm a grown man. That's the other thing. You'll say, hey, I'm going to... Dude, already you're leaving. Really, dude? Thanks, man. I appreciate your show. Hey, everybody. Mikey's leaving. Hey, guess who's leaving? Weird.

43:54I don't want it. Party pooper. See, I don't like the grief either, but I come from a huge family. Huge family. Like on both sides, there's like 10 aunts and uncles. And the goodbye is it lasts almost as long as the party. And it's like, hi, man. And it's an awkward hug. It's like the ass out hug. Yeah, exactly. And then it's like, so when will we see you again? And it's a whole barrage of questioning and all that. Just leave. You know what? I have an answer to it. I do it differently now. Now what I do is I go to the door where everybody is. Hey, guys. We're taking off. It's good to see everybody. That is a good move. It's a good move. Right? Right? That's what you do. You can't do that because then they come up like, oh, let me give you a hug. If you hug one person. Take care, everyone. If you hug one person, then other people will want hugs. It's quicker, though. It's still quicker than making the rounds. I don't like the rounds. I feel like that's more rude than just making the rounds. I walk out and I'll be like, I'm going to go smoke. I'm going to need you outside in five. You have a good excuse. If you're not here. I'm going home. Wow. Let's make it right. I'm when Sean's on the line. Hi, Sean. Hey, how you doing? What do you do? I got this from my dad who always did this with my mother and now I do it with my significant other. If she sees me stand across the room with her purse. That is great. Mikey's wife would be confused because he has a purse too. Is that right? You know what I mean? Is that right?

45:21Is that yours or mine? Yeah. Is it the Louis Vuitton? It's yours. It's yours. Okay. Mine's a coach. I don't have a purse. I put my computer in a bag that resembles one. It's a nurse. And it's coach. And it's coach. Sean, I love your, I love that. I like that too. It's great. What do I do? Do I hold up Matt's wallet? Yeah. That's what you do. I got your money clip. You know what I'm really bad at? Blaming the wife. Hey, guys, Jamie's not feeling good. I blame she takes the fall for every time. It's brutal. What's up with Jamie? She's always got a stomachache. She'll retaliate if I do that. They're like, why don't you take her to the doctor already? Every time you come here, she's sick. That's what Todd does when I'm not around. Oh, yeah. I got to get home. Sienna's not feeling good. It's such a good bit. M1 Brent, you there? Brent? Go ahead. What do you do? We do bird calls. That's what Woodsy does. I want to hear his bird calls. Not the whistling, but the actual... It's huge. Really? Okay, so if a landlord was showing you a place and you didn't like it, would you be like... Absolutely. Really? That's so great. The landlord's like... Anywhere. And we've actually taught both of our kids to acknowledge it as well.

46:47They hear that, and they're looking around like, where's dad? Where's dad? Time to go. Oh, my gosh. Love it. Thank you, Brent. If you have kids, man, that's the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card. The kid's a babysitter. We've got to go. Oh, that's cheap. We do the dogs a lot. We use the dogs. What? No, we have five dogs. Hey, we've been here for four hours. We've got to go get home and let them out. We've got to feed them. Are they going to die? Is that the deal? Maybe. That's what I would say to you. Really, what's going to happen if you don't go right now? Trust me. See, all my friends use that bit. Everybody in this room will hear the dog bit at one point. All my friends use that bit. As much as I love you all. Puppies at home. We got puppies at home, guys. Do you guys have the thing where you go out to dinner? Okay. This happens with everybody. You go out to dinner, and there's a point in the dinner where you're like, you're ready to go. Yes. And there always has to be someone that says the phrase, okay, all right. Yeah. That's the let's go. I do the stand up and scoot away. Yeah, the stand up and scoot. There's one person that's like, all right.

47:47I do the napkin and the plate and the pushback. Yeah. And as soon as somebody does that, it means it's time for us all to go. Now, what would be funny is if Woods did that and everybody just kind of stood there. Oh, it's happened before. Yeah, that happened to me at breakfast. Really? Well, I guess it's not the stand-up and scoot-away. It's the scoot-away stand-up. With us? No, I did it with some of my friends, and then I just kind of stood there, and they thought I was getting ready to use the restroom. So the conversation continued for, like, another awkward minute, and then I was like, oh, I guess we're not ready, and I sat back down. Oh, dude! Then they were like, oh, we thought you were using the... Now, I know Pepper enough. to know that if she did that, sat back down and said, oh, I thought we were ready, I'd be like, it's time to go. It's the only redeeming quality about smoking is because after I eat a meal, I like to smoke cigarettes. So that's when I will be like, well, I'm going to go burn one and then walk outside. And when I come back, things better be ready to go. If I'm having a good time, I'm waiting for you to burn it and come back. Forget it. I'm having a great time. Why are we going anywhere? You're not a restaurant guy, dude. You don't stay in restaurants. You know why?

48:57Go ahead. That's why, because I looked, and it was like a packed restaurant, and we're just sitting there, not even water cups in front of us anymore. And the conversation was just going and going and going. And I'm looking at the waitress sweating. I'm looking at the hostess checking her watch. I'm looking at the people standing in the waiting area just looking at our blank table. And I was like, oh, my gosh, we got to go. Let's go. I enjoy myself sometimes. Sometimes I really get into it, and I'm having a great time. I don't want to go. How about when you're ready to go and somebody orders coffee? My mom sometimes does that. Dessert? Dessert doesn't bother me. I don't want to mention any names, but I'll give you her initials. Rebecca Esparza does that. She does that. My wife is a... Can we get some coffees? Jamie does the extra beer or the extra glass of wine. And I'm like... Freaking really? And she's got to like, she's like, chugging the wine because I'm like, come on, let's go. I do that too. I'll be like, bring us a check, but I'll take another. Get with that bit. I do a really weird thing that my wife used to think was strange, doesn't think is strange anymore. I will ask for the bill when I sit down. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I'll do it after I order. As soon as the server comes over, I'll say, hey, we're going to order and then can we get the bill immediately? Really? You know what my mom will do?

50:16We will order. Then she'll give her the credit card after we order and be like, there you go. Great. It's brilliant. no one is going to order anything else? Yeah, exactly. I don't do that. I don't do that with company. If you give the credit card, then that's like, keep it open because we're going to get more, but just when we want to leave, you're done. I won't do that with company. I do that when it's Rebecca and I, because when I'm ready, I want to go. I want to go. I like to be at home. I want to go home. I like to be at home. See, I appreciate when there's a group of people and someone like, as I'm there, everyone's getting ready to sit down. The one person stands up and says, you can bring me the check. Because then that eliminates the awkwardness of, like, I'll put it in the middle and I'll just keep checking to see if there's any cards in there. The worst. It's the worst. M1 Jeff? Yeah. What do you do? My wife got this, like, baseball sign. She'll pull on her ears and then rub her nose a little bit and then her jaw. Because I guess ear and then nose jaw in Spanish is something like, let's go now. Woods just did it. I love that. Ear and nose jaw. Ear and nose jaw? I like it. E-N-J.

51:20E-N-J. E-N-J. I thought that meant steal home. Yeah, yeah. Suicide squeeze is what that is. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And once you say yeah. Yeah, he likes it. Wow. He likes this one. We've talked about how he likes this one particular Kanye song. I like all Kanye because it feels good in my ears. Yeah. I like this tune. Kanye's talented as could be. Just a knucklehead. We have a brand new thing that we're going to do called the Urban Survivor. where Mikey grills. Grills what? Like Bear Grylls? Mikey grills goes out into the community and tries to survive using nothing but his wallet, an unlimited expense account from the radio station, the boss's car, and his internet. I don't know how he does it. I don't know how he does it. I don't know how he does it. And today he goes to McDonald's. It's all real. The recorder. Good to hear Mikey Grill's The Urban Survivor. And Snoop was on Larry King. Oh, shizzle. And among some other things that they did together, I'm going to play you audio of the two of them eating cornbread. Yummy. That's 100% a true statement, and it's next.

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1:00:13Thank you so much to M1s. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. A thousand million times. A thousand million times. That in three months that the Mikey Show is number one just blew me away. And I was so thankful to God for it. And just so thankful. And just wanted to say thank you to M1s for their support. And for, you know, we didn't have anything to go. We didn't have any advertising. And we didn't have anything to kind of get the word out there. And I got to give credit to our program director, Garrett, because, you know, Garrett said, don't worry about it. Don't freak out about it. And I was like, dude, we got it. And he was like, just don't trip out. And he was right. And, you know, I just can't say. Grassroots, baby. Grassroots. My grassroots is the best way to go. He was right, man. Don't ever question Dr. E. Never. Never again. That's right. And so just. Really, really stoked about it. Just want to let everybody know who is on the Mikey Show. My name is Mikey. I'm the host of the show. Woodsy is our sports guy, Lauren O'Brien, also known as Pepper O'Brien, mostly known as Pepper O'Brien. And now forever to be known as Pepper O'Brien is the girl sitting to my right. And Sienna is the gorgeous brunette.

1:01:25Amber, whatever you want to call it, to my left. What is it? I'd like to say auburn. Auburn? And it's like people think that I probably have all these different colors, but it's actually a natural color. It is. It has some red. It has some blonde. It has some brown. There is. It's all there. And then Jaybird is the guy sitting over there behind us. He surfs. He kind of does a little bit of everything. Really? A lot of everything. He does a little bit of everything. Dude, have you seen his garage? I have not. Oh. My goodness. What's up with the garage? I walked in there. There are snowboards. There's rock climbing equipment. There are surfboards. There's mountain bikes. There's four wheelers. I walked in and I go and he was literally when I when I walked in his garage, his daughter Liberty was in there and he goes, yeah, hold on. I got to find this Sub-Zero backpack. She's going camping up in Redwoods. I'm like, oh, my God, dude. Really? You have to walk in and do the Tim Allen. He had everything you could want in there. That's fantastic. Snoop Dogg was on Larry King, and the two of them ate cornbread. I have not forgotten about chicken and waffles. We ate it together. I brought it home. Everybody loved it. You're still dying on chicken. Man, that's why I look so physically fit years later. You see, I'm still got my look together, Larry. That's what it is. My diet consists of that Roscoe's chicken and waffles. I think I got some here right now. If you don't mind, I'll have a... He's pulling some out. Oh, they brought big blocks of cornbread, too. Why cornbread? I love cornbread.

1:02:52Me too. Me too. I was there at the advent of corn. I like anything solid that I can still eat. That's right. I like it because it crumbles. It's easy to get down. I was there, though, when the first people smushed maize up and made it into a viable product. I was on the Mayflower. I actually traded maize for my first home. Oh, wow. I helped build the ark. That's the worst impression ever. Oh, wow. It depends on who makes your cornbread. Oh, that sounds good. Sounds good. I'm going to bring some cornbread. Santa, do you like cornbread? I make cornbread. You do? So you like it? I love it. Put a little butter on it. Well, there's two things that I can never quite find that appeal to me because I haven't found the right one. Cornbread and biscuits because they always, I put it in my mouth. It's like sawdust. Have you? I'm like.

1:03:52What? You mean you've never liked them or you can never find them? I can never find any that's like... It's like saltines? Yeah, it's like eating saltines. It's like eating four saltines. It always is. Have you ever had jalapeno cornbread? Yes, it's so good. Of course you have. Of course, right? Mexican-ness is what defines you. Of course I have, Woods. Have you ever had enchilada cornbread? Yeah, I've had manudo cornbread and all that. Handmade cornbread. What store was this? Oh, you made it? Albertsons. Albertsons. See, Larry King's on the East Coast. He doesn't know what Albertsons is. Albertsons. It's called acne back there. Yeah, it is. It is. Is this Snoop Dogg cornbread? Yeah. You can only get it at those stores. Listen to him smacking. I hate that sound. I can buy Snoop Dogg cornbread. Yeah, you can. Let me taste it. It's sweet, too, Larry. I know. It's good. It's got a pretty big piece here. Who's going to eat this? The Joker. Good Lord. They're really going for it. It's good now. It's very good. However. Oh, my shirt. I swallowed my teeth. My teeth fell off. If I could have lunch or dinner with anyone, it would be Snoop Dogg. Would it really? Yes. Anyone? Anyone. It would be Snoop Dogg. Really? I'm telling you. Dig yourself some dog. I would laugh so hard. Well, you asked him all kinds of stuff.

1:05:20You want to hear them sing together? Absolutely. Let's hear the two of them sing together. Larry, I want to give you something, man. My new headphones. You know I make headphones, too. Weird. These are the Skull Crushers by Snoop Dogg, so whenever you listen. I had no idea that Skull Crushers was Snoop's brand. Have you guys ever seen that brand before? Yeah. Yeah. It's a cool brand. And I had no idea that was all about Snoop. He's just plugging, plugging, plugging away. A bunch of rappers sell. Because I know that there's a couple other rappers that have headphones, too. You need shoelaces? Because I make shoelaces, too. Justin, you do? No, I'm Snoop, though. You're Snoop. Oh. You sound like Justin Timberlake. For a second, I thought that was Justin Timberlake that was in the studio. That is crazy. Or Justin Bieber. They look so much alike, I know. No, this is Justin Bieber. There you go. Today, Frank Sinatra, Sam Cooke, you can enjoy your music heavily. You make headphones now. Yeah. Another side. What's a headphone? What is a headphone? Day night and I ain't got no money. Oh, wow. Got no money and I just got paid. You just sang the wrong words. Thank you, Snoop. I love this. I like the design, too. Minnie Pearl used to sing that at the Grand Ole Opry. A little tag hanging from her hat. I dated her when she was a teenager. I was 44. She was great. She's really wonderful. Girl. Loved her.

1:06:38Let's see. What about your name, Snoop? What can you tell us about your name? S-N-O-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C-O-P-C I used to imitate Woodstock, the flying little yellow bird. You didn't say anything. I used to imitate Marcel Marceau. He didn't do anything. It was a mime, Mike. How did you imitate that? Snoopy was funny, though. He always, like, messed around. Yeah? You just can't imitate him, though. I don't know what he means by that. Did you say your name was Cartazone? I get that in my back every day. Yeah, I get a shot of that every day so I can get out of bed. Now, when I say bed... I mean coffin. My wife, who's 17, gives me a cortisol shot every day. That's right. That's right. Now, I'm going to introduce you to something new. Mikey Grylls. Yes. He's a lot like Bear Grylls from Man vs. Wild, who Bear goes out and jumps into these crazy situations. Freezing colder.

1:08:01really hot deserts or whatever, and survives for weeks at a time using nothing more than just a flint to start fire and maybe a backpack. And that's it. So Mikey Grills goes out here in the community in San Diego so that he can survive in urban situations. I'm Mikey Grills. I've never been a member of the British Special Forces. I barely got out of high school with a GED, and I've got no experience. except for telling jokes on the radio. I will try to survive in urban situations using nothing but the company's credit card, a car, a nice one at that, my wallet, and whatever things I can find on the internet. You're listening to Urban Survival. Right now on the street, next to my boss's Mercedes bins, and I've got to get to food. The only place I can think is McDonald's. The only way I can get into this vehicle is by disarming the vehicle's theft deterrent system. And the only way I can think to do that is by rewiring it. But I don't know how. I also have in my hand a key fob. Do you know what I might do with this? I think you just push that button right there where it says unlock. Let me see. Brilliant. You can get in the car. Thank you. Yeah, no problem. Here I am now.

1:09:36pulling up to a McDonald's. Because of the way that this particular restaurant is laid out, I only get one chance at asking for some food. I feel that with a little coaching, I may actually be able to figure it out. Oh, my God. Oh, I love it. I'm going to be making a special request and asking that no ketchup be put inside of the hamburger. The reason, once, I actually ate ketchup that had too much sugar in it. And I had a sugar reaction that made me feel sick and nauseous. The feeling of nauseousness actually lasted for up to 20 minutes. Here we go. I don't believe that's actually the voice of the person working here, but we'll ask. What did you say? Yes. I'm very hungry. I actually need a cheeseburger. If you could. Could you please leave the ketchup off of it? You see there, I didn't understand. I'll ask again. What's that? Could you please repeat that? Yes, could I also get a french fry? Small, of course, you know that. That's it.

1:11:09You see, that went well. If by well, I mean completely awful. I've made my way out. I'm enjoying a hamburger. It's absolutely delicious. But my ketchup is actually on there. Oh, no. S-O-B. That is not good. I could end up getting that same sugar reaction. I think they put extra ketchup. That is not good. That's just another reason to remember. When you're out in this environment, you've got to keep your wits about you. I've got to remain calm. There is ketchup on this hamburger. When I don't remain calm, I could get too anxious, stress out, and then I'll lose control. Before you know it, I'll be acting like a chap I once knew back in America. His name was Woods. The guy would get mad. Kid doesn't like to be told what to do. I have to admit, it's the first time I've eaten in over three hours. It tastes good. And until next time, I'm the Urban Survivor. Oh, yeah! He made it. I can't believe he made it. Guy hadn't eaten in over three hours. How did he do that? Unbelievable.

1:12:44How he couldn't understand the people that tried to. Did you see that? I don't know what they did. I don't know what he said. All I know, and I don't mean to pull the curtain back too much, is I had no idea what that man said. I know. He did. He's like, well, doodle. Amazing. I'm sorry, what? I had no idea. You know, Mike, how after sometimes I do the incorporator, you say, I want to call every business in America and do it for the rest of the show. Right. I want to hear Urban Survivor for four straight hours. I think Urban Survivor will go to Ikea next. Yes. It's hysterical. And try to survive in Ikea. Well, then he has to try to assemble it, too. Oh, my gosh. There's no way. Mikey Grills sounds so much like Bear Grylls. He does. Dead on. He really does sound similar. That was awesome. What is the deal, Sienna, with the 11-year-old girl that got arrested for... Get this. Throwing a toy gun at her dad. Uh, yes. That is crazy. An 11-year-old girl. This is in Crestview.

1:13:51No clue where Crestview is, by the way. Crestview. 11-year-old girl was fighting with her 7-year-old brother, and the dad came up to them and grabbed the 11-year-old girl and said, all right, that's it, time out, go to your room. And when he went into the bedroom to make sure she didn't escape and climb through the window, I guess she had like a little toy gun that she threw at him, hit him in the head, and made his head like bleed a little bit, caused a little... You little cut. And he called 911 on his 11-year-old daughter, and she was taken away, and she's being charged with a misdemeanor. Oh, what? She's due in juvenile court on May 5th. What a clown. Being charged with domestic battery. He really wants to drive the point home, huh? I guess so. I mean, really? You ever hear of a spanking? Yes. Like, you're going to call the cops on your 11-year-old? Sally, that's pretty weird. That's a pretty weird thing to do. You think? What is the deal with... Okay, most people don't know the name Michelle McGee. Michelle McGee is the girl that apparently Jesse James, who can also be well described as the husband of... Sandra Bullock. Mr. Bullock. Mr. Bullock. Mr. Bullock. But he's also very well known on his own because he's a motorcycle. Yeah, he has his own shop. He's got his own shop. Great. What...

1:15:12Is the news on her? Well, we've been hearing about some Nazi tattoos on her body. Now, we don't know exactly where they are. There's rumor her ex-husband, who's been filing charges against her to try to get custody of their kids. Her ex-husband says that she recently got. a nazi symbol i believe a swastika right on her stomach really and we know that um a year ago almost a year ago she took a did a photo shoot and she had a nazi swastika armband on her arm and she wore during the photo shoot for real yeah and she does weird things her ex-husband also says you know she always has her son who's like i think it's five or seven or something like that little salute her like a hitler salute Like a Nazi salute? Yeah, like they do that a lot. And she rode out in magnets on the refrigerator, white power. Like she's just known for having this not so great. That gave me the creepiest feeling. Is there anything that creeps you out more than when you see a swastika? It just creeps me. She has white power tattooed on her ankles. Is that right? Her stripper name is her son's name. When she's working at the club, Avery is her stripper name. Yeah, he's five. Now this is her dad talking about that.

1:16:25white power thing or whatever it is that she has tattooed? WP, it could stand for a lot of things. I don't know what my daughter had. Wonderful parent. That's what it's meant to be. Warm pretzels. That's what it stands for. Who doesn't like warm pretzels? That's what it stands for, Dad. White pillows. Wonka power. Big into rolled dolls' butts. Any relations with them at all. She's always been a great kid. She's a good mom to her kids. She's a little crazy with the tattoos and stuff, but as far as the Nazi things go, that's ridiculous. I don't know. Is it? Yeah, is it? It don't sound like it. 5701949 is our number. We're also going to be doing a new game this morning called Settle a Bet, and you're going to love it. Your opportunity to win some prizes here on FM 94.9. A Tennessee dude was ramming another dude's car because of his sticker that he had in his car, right? Yep. What's the deal with this guy?

1:17:25He was in, and I don't even know where it took place. In Nashville. Nashville. Yeah, it happened in Tennessee. A seven-year-old man, he rammed his SUV several times into another car on Thursday. And the other car had an Obama-Biden bumper sticker on. Yes, and the craziest part about this is the other car that was being hit was a Toyota Camry with a 10-year-old daughter in the car. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, so this guy, his name was Harry Wessinger. He just kept making obscene gestures. He was pointing at the bumper sticker and then continued ramming, ramming. He tried to get the car off the road. And I got audio of the dude that he was ramming. His name is Mark Durden. He pointed at the back of my car, my bumper, and then he... flipped me off, gave me the one-finger salute. How hilarious is it that we all know that it's called the one-fingered salute? It's not like a memo went out telling us all that a flip-off is called a one-fingered salute, but it caught on. You haven't heard that? I heard flip the bird. When was the last time you guys flipped the bird in anybody? I don't ever. I don't like it. Dude, I mean... Years? Years. As an adult? Jay? Right now. No. I mean, as an adult.

1:18:39Do you really? So many people do. Yeah. When you're driving? I got one the other day. You did? I got one the other day. My wife and I were driving, and I had to get over, and I gave the, hey, man, I'm coming over bit. Right. And, I mean, there was probably 10 feet. Yeah. And this dude in the Mercedes SUV whips up and then around me and drives by and blasts me the finger. Right. And I'm just like, so I pull up behind him, and he's looking at me in his rear view, so I did this bit. Saddles. And I rub my eyes and go. Little clown. Wow. He was like 40 years old, too. Really, pal? Really, dude? The bird? You give me the finger? That bums me out if someone does that. It what? It bums me out. Oh, yeah. He gives me the finger for like an hour. I'm like, oh, man. Hey, listen. When I do something bad on the freeway, I'm the guy that when I'm giving them the, I am so sorry. I'm sorry. Please. Believe it or not, I'm the same way. Yeah. I urge you to please forgive me. Yes. You know what I mean? I don't want to get shot. Yeah. I got the finger on Saturday. This guy wanted to do an illegal U-turn. And I was just kind of pulling out and he's trying to do this illegal U-turn. And he's like, and he flipped me off and he's yelling at me and then he had to go straight and he drove beside me real slow. And I gave him the... Oh, man. Instigator. Here's more of this guy. I looked in the rear view mirror again and this same SUV was speeding. SUV or SOB.

1:20:02I can't figure out which he's trying to say. SUV. Flying up behind me. Then he bumped me. And I put the brake on. Yeah, because that'll help. When a guy's behind you and he's really angry and road raging, make sure you tap your brake. I do. What? Me too. It can get worse. Get off my bumper, dude. Is it worth it? Get off my bumper. Just give him a little honk. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. I guess he had kept going fast and he smashed into me. And I put the car in park. Now you're in the news, bro. He didn't do anything wrong. Well, tapping the brakes is just... Billy Bob behind him. You're making it worse if you tap your brakes. Especially when your kid's in the car. It's like, just ignore him. Go on with your day. That dude was like... I mean, I would have lost my mind. I know. Lost my mind. deal with the accident and he started pushing the car with his SUV. The C? He pushed my car up towards the sidewalk, almost onto the sidewalk and fled. I can see the little spring coming loose in Woods' brain. So here's the deal, right? So here's the deal. You're driving, right, Sienna? And you got Jenna in the car. And this guy bumps you from behind. And you're like, well, there's, I'm going to have damaged my car. So then you pull off to the side of the road because you want to handle the accident. Guy pulls up behind you and starts pushing you.

1:21:32Do you just take off and just say, I'll eat the damage? No, I flip out. Call the cops. Yeah, I flip out. Yeah. And then I roll down the window so you can see that there's a little kid in the back. Yeah, I flip out. What do you do? I get over into the next lane and go, you know what? After he bumped you? Another day. Well. After he bumped you. First of all. First of all, in order for it to get to the point where there's a bump, some stuff has to go down. Okay. Okay. I don't get them to the point where a bump is taking place. I don't get them there. When somebody's upset and angry with me, I'm very sorry. Very sorry, sir. Out of the way. Because it avoids issues. And then I live to see another day. So you don't tap. Obviously, you're not going to tap the brake. No. So let's say you're driving and he just bumps you because he's mad you have an Obama sticker, which would never happen. But he bumps you. Do you then say, this guy's a lunatic. I'm going to eat the damage. 911. 911. Get out of the way. 911. License plate. Bye-bye. Honestly, that's why I don't put any stickers on my car. Because people mess with you if you have stuff like that on there. If you're not in the car, they'll egg it or they'll throw something at it. Yeah, it's brutal. Bumper stickers. Big player out in California. Yeah. Big player. Settle a bet. Here's how it works. We go out. We send Pepper O'Brien out onto the streets of San Diego with a recorder. And she asks people to settle a bet.

1:23:01Could be on anything. Could be something as simple as, hey, a friend of mine says Tiger Woods played golf since he was a little kid. Another friend said that he was a protege, started when he was 14. Settle a bet. Which is it? You just have to wager on whether or not the person will be able to answer correctly. They got a 50-50 shot. Pick a horse. Here's who plays. Myself, Sienna, and Woods. So you got to pick me, Sienna, or Woods to play for you. And we'll let one M1 play for themselves. We got a prize, too, right, Jay? What do we got? Is your mic working? That sounds great. What's up with your mic? Who are you talking to? You. We have passes to the hot tub time machine. Sorry, I was on the phone. There you go. 570-1949 if you want to play for yourself or if you want to pick a horse. Myself, Sienna, or Woods will do Settle a Bet on FM 94.9. One day only. Surf Ride Board Shop in Oceanside and Solana Beach is having its first and last. Go hear a business sale.

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1:28:12Log on to Masters.com, the tournament's official website, April 6th through the 12th for complete tournament coverage, including real-time scoring and live full-screen video all week long. Masters.com, real-time, anytime. El Cajon, eastbound after 2nd Street, metal debris in the middle lane. Cause one vehicle already to receive flat tires. It's on the shoulder, 15 northbound after 52. Two cars involved in a crash. They're currently in the center divide. Traffic also brought to you by Walgreens. This Easter, create the perfect basket at Walgreens where you can find all your favorite candy and treats, plus unique items. Items that make it personal. Walgreens, there's a way to make everybody happy. I'm Elaine O'Brien, FM 94.9. It's time for the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report. Good morning to you. This is Bird from Dragon Eyewear with the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report for a Monday morning brought to you by Guayaki Yerba Mate. Hot, cold, rain or shine. The drink of choice. So try some out. Pass it at the gourd to the friends of yours. Surf-wise today, looking weak and kind of somewhat bleak as we've got just some west-northwest swell out there, primarily a touch of southwest, keeping us in need of waist-high surf on average. Maybe a plus on a rare occasion, looking a little bit better down in San Diego County proper. Again, strong tide changes will affect size and shape at all areas. Mega highs by mid-morning, dropping off to negative lows by later in the afternoon. We'll have a size and a shape effect at, again, most spots. Beach breaks likely to have a few corners of the higher tides. Looking for some little snappers at the reefs, too.

1:29:38Nice day, though. Sunny skies. Take advantage of it because we do have weather on the way. For up-to-the-minute surf reports, forecasts, go to surfline.com. And for everything you need in order to go surf, check out one of South Coast Surf Shops, five locations, or go online at southcoast.com. This surf report is brought to you by Guayaki Yerba Mate, and it can only be heard three times daily right here on FM 94.9. This has been the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report. Back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I don't know the difference between odd and even. Woods. I, to my credit, Steve Woods have a hole in one. Lauren. I just don't like the way beef tastes at all. Sienna. I made reservations for us last night. And Jay. I'm so tired. On FM 94.9. Sienna is picking the music today. You know I had to throw it in there, guys. It's Monday. Wake it up. 570-194.9. 949mikey at gmail.com. Makes me feel good when Lauren dances with us. Smells like a fart in here. I wonder why. Stop it. He thinks she's farty. She's not farty. She's not. Definition of farty. She's not. Don't follow her in the bathroom, dude. Stop it. I have to rock out to this song. I love it. We are no longer friends, Pep. I just want to, like, rollerblade to it. You and Mikey. Yeah. Right here. Love it.

1:31:02So does Woods. He just won't admit it. Michael, that is awful. Just auto-tuned up. Real good. Just farty as can be. Farty as can be. Maybe expect a parody song pretty soon about Miley Cyrus being farty. Farty in the USA. Farty in the USA. Stop it. Wait. Wait. Now you have to do it like this week. Farty at the CMA. Stop it. Stop it. You're terrible. It's done. It'll be done this week. Farty at the VMAs. The CMAs. The country music. Oh, she's not country, is she? No, she's not country. She's pop. Thank you. You're awful. 570. Am I? 570. Might I be brilliant? 194.9. That's a little bit brilliant. We need you to pick a horse. We need somebody to pick Sienna, Woodsy, or myself to play Settle a Bet. The idea here. Is that you're just going to hear real basic questions asked to regular San Diegans. We send Pepper out on the street. She asks the questions. And you can win. Passes to C. Hot Tub Time Machine. Well, can they play along on their own? Yeah, one person's going to get to play for themselves. So, call us now and pick a horse. Sienna, myself, or Woodsy. One person plays for themselves. Real easy. You got a 50-50 chance of winning. I don't know what I did to my back. It is jacked.

1:32:27Up. I saw you posting all that stuff on Facebook. Oh. Needing a hot tub. Oh, yeah. Do you have a hot tub? I need a hot tub time machine. Don't you have one? It's empty. You know why? Because mice chewed through the wires. It's a true story. It's a true story. It's a true story. You wrote that last time. I'm like, dude's got a hot tub. It's in your hot tub. Yeah, the stupid mice chewed through it. Amazing. I hate them. You need one of those special jacuzzi bathtubs. Mm-hmm. You probably have one. You probably have one. Yeah, we have one. I'm just don't know how to use it. With the jets and everything. Those are the best. So we're going to do a little subtle bet here in just a minute. What else did I... I had to tell you about something. What was it? Your makeup bag. Oh, yeah, I want to hear about that. I forgot to tell you. So you see the zit that I have on my neck? It's going away now. It doesn't look like a zit. It looks like a shave, like you nicked yourself shaving. Well, it didn't on Saturday. It was horrific. It was like having, you know... It was like a twin that I didn't know I had. that was partially developing on my neck. You looked like you nicked yourself with a bandsaw. Yeah. That's what it looks like. It had eyelashes and teeth and everything. So we're heading out Saturday night, and I'm walking by my wife's makeup bag, and I pulled out a little brush that I saw that had concealer. Every man's done it. Stop touching it. And I concealed that. I concealed that puppy, man. Thank you.

1:33:55Fake man sealer. They do. Can you write that down? She doesn't even know. She's hearing it right now on the radio for the first time. And she's throwing that brush in the garbage. Stop it. I got it. I walked over to the mirror and I went, am I really going to do this? Because it's a decision. I'm about to take a big step in weirdness. Yes. And I said, you know what? I'm going to. And I even spent time like, you know, like, am I doing the proper, you know, up down motion? Am I doing this right? I concealed it. Did you blot it? I didn't. A little tappy tap? I didn't. What you do is you get the little concealer stick and you just dab it on and you just press around it lightly and then you get a little bit of the wife's powder and you kind of blend it in smoothly with the powder. Why is it that women are the only ones that have things like this? How come men don't have something to cover awful looking zits? They do. They have men's. It's like just this cream colored stuff that you can buy. I know that one. I've seen it. My brother had it. You didn't have it? No, I didn't have it. I've used it. You'd use it. Not me, but a guy I know. Yeah, dude, I know. We need to have something to make up for us getting a time of the month, okay? Yeah. Just let us have something. That just really freaked me out. Every time a girl talks about that, I get the cold chills. You're a grown man. You have children. Let's talk about cycles. It's really a treat for all of us. I still don't know what it is. M1 Winder? Yeah. A Winder, by the way, is a good friend of the Mikey Show, has a killer business.

1:35:22In Carlsbad, where the Henry Shopping Center is, what's that shopping center called? Los Coches Village. Los Coches Village. It means the couches in Spanish. Is that what it means? The couches? Yeah, the couches. Sounds cozy. I think it means the coach. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it does. I think it means the couches. You've got a business in there, Winder does, called the Cabana, right? Yep. It does everything pool. Awesome. Does all pool stuff. I know. I need to go in there. Dude. About that time of year. Winder will hook it up. And he's in there a lot of times. So you can meet Winder. The cabana? The cabana. Did we set up a cabana at my house? That's right. Or like a bar. Yeah, I might want a cabana too. Yeah, a cabana boy. Let me throw that in there. Hey, Winder. Why don't you do something nice for the M1s if they come in there? Yeah, we'll give them a percentage off. Just depends on what they want to do. We can do everything. We got to. Patio furniture, we can do landscape, we can build, we can do service, maintenance, warranty, whatever. Winder's a cool dude. Dude will take care of you. Maybe you can fix a hot tub. There you go. Winder, who are you picking? I'll take Woodsy since Lauren's out. You got Woodsy. You like that? You like that? Did you hear that? Since Lauren's out. That's my golfing buddy. That's your golfing buddy right there. Hang on the line. Hang on, Winder. I was going to say his son is cute, but now I'm not. Never mind. M1 Lorena.

1:36:46Hi, this is Lorna. Oh, it's Lorna. Yeah. Lorna, who are you taking? I get Mikey. Oh, nice. Hang on the line. Very good. I will represent you. M1 Pete? Yeah. You've got Sienna? Yep. Hang on the line. I think Pete's picked me before. Has he? M1 Sarah? Yeah, that's me. You get to play for yourself, okay? Okay. All right, it's pretty easy how the game works. We're going to do our first ever Settle a Bet. And what we did is we sent Pepper out into the community. And Pepper talked to just regular citizens here in San Diego. And we asked them a question. We're going to wager on whether or not they get it right. Here we go. I'm here with Laura. So, Laura, how old are you? 31. And where do you live right now? Encinitas. Are you from Encinitas originally? No, I'm not. Where are you from? Kansas City, Missouri. How long have you lived out here? We're about four years. And are you working right now? Yes. Where are you working? I work, I'm a fitness and pole dancing instructor. What I need you to do... Wait, a fitness and pole dancing instructor? Oh, yeah. What is that? You don't know what that is? I don't know what pole dancing... Well, I know pole dancing like a stripper, but what is pole dancing instructor?

1:38:04It takes a lot of upper body strength and, like, core strength to do what those dancing girls do. You don't have to tell me. I've done it for years getting myself to college. But, yeah, there's classes out there. It's a really good workout, and it's fun, and it's, you know. Very sexy. A lot of women do it for like the shower or a bridal something, you know, bachelorette. And people actually can come to your house and set up a pole and you and all your friends can do it. Oh, that's so strange. Michael, I'll bring the pole over. Really? Yes. That's okay. No, thank you. That's great. And now you can hear this, right, Sarah? I just want to make sure you can hear what we're hearing. Yes. Okay, good. So here comes the question. Settle a bet for me. So I have... One friend that says a tomato is a fruit. Another friend says that a tomato is a vegetable. So I need you to settle the bet for me. Which is it? Is tomato a fruit or is it a vegetable? Now, the correct answer is it is a fruit. But we are now going to wager on whether or not she is going to get it right. Laura. Laura. I will begin. We will go clockwise. So it will go me, Sienna, Woods, and then Sarah will get to make her selection. I say.

1:39:17That she will not know. I say that she's going to say that it's a vegetable. What do you think, Sienna? I think she'll get it. You think she'll know it's a fruit? Woodsy? Yes. You say yes, she will know that it is a fruit. She will know that it's a fruit. Sarah, what do you think? I don't think she's going to know. So two of us, me and you, think that she will not know. Here is her answer. Tomato is a fruit. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. All right, so we got it wrong, Sarah. Start it. Okay, here's the next question, the next person. And I am here with? Andy. So, Andy, how old are you? 33. And are you working right now? Yes. Where do you work? East Street Cafe in Encinitas. All right, and are you from San Diego? I'm a transplant from Seattle. Everyone is. Okay, and how long have you lived here for? 16 years. And do you consider yourself a fairly educated man? Yes. What's your favorite subject? Literature. Forget it. This dude knows everything. He knows everything. He's very intelligent. I can already tell you right now. This guy knows everything about everything. Okay. We're playing a game called Settle a Bet. Got a question about the oceans. So I have one friend that says that the Atlantic Ocean is the deepest ocean out there. Another friend says the Pacific Ocean is the deepest one out there. I need you to settle a bet. Which one is it? How about you, Woodsy? Do you know what the correct answer is? It's the Atlantic.

1:40:44That's what I would guess. That's what I would have guessed. We would all be wrong. Did you hear how sure I was? The correct answer is Pacific, and we will now wager on whether or not this man will get it correct. Sienna, you begin this time. He's going to get it. You say yes. Yeah. He sounds like a very smart guy. He'll get it. Woods, you say he gets it? Yep. I say this smart man will not get it. Sarah, what do you say? I'm going to go against you this time and say he is going to get it. I am the only one. I am out on a limb by myself saying he will not get it. You're smart, though, because none of us knew it. Here we go. And I am here with... Oops. Oops, sorry. Here we go. Wait a minute. Number two. That is number two. Let's see. Here we go. And you can see to yourself... Settle a bet. Got a question about the... Here we go. Settle a bet. Which one is it? You're going to have to tell me what it is, because that is number two. You're going to have to tell me what the answer was. What did he say, Lauren? He said the Atlantic. He said the Atlantic? I went crazy there. I was like, that dude is so smart, but maybe there's a weird thing in his head, and I don't have the answer. So there was no way of me knowing. I didn't have the correct answer. So we all have one, but Sarah, right? Yep. Okay, here's the last one. Here's the last one. I am here with Candy.

1:42:19How old are you? I am 22. 22. Are you going to school right now? No. What are you doing right now? Working. Where are you from? Originally from Murrieta, California. Just in between L.A. and San Diego. So how long have you lived in San Diego for? Two months. What brought you here? I miss the beach. I need you to settle a bet for me. I got one friend that says that. She's so happy. Bubbly and cute. Little angel. I like her. I just don't know what's what. Mount Everest is the highest mountain. Another friend says that Mount Kilimanjaro is the highest mountain. So I need you to settle a bit. Which one is it? Is it Mount Everest or is it Mount Kilimanjaro? Do you know the answer, Woodsy? Kilimanjaro. No, it is Mount Everest. So what do you think? Is she going to know, Woodsy? We'll start with you. She will say Everest. That's the correct answer. So you say she'll get it correct. She'll get it correct.

1:43:20Sarah, will she get it correct? Yes. I say no way in the world does she know that Everest is the correct answer. I say no way. She reminds me of myself, and I knew to go Everest. Really? Yes. I'm going to say yes. So you say she gets it correct. Here is her answer. It's Mount Everest. She got it. She got it. She got it. Yay. Tallying up the scores. Was it high tide? Yeah. Was it Tiana? Both? We're correct with two, Mikey with one point, Sarah, and Win Sarah with one point. Sorry, Sarah. But we do have two winners, correct? Yeah. We do have two winners, which is very cool. Very nice. Thank you for playing, Sarah. We appreciate it. We can try again next time. There was no way in the world she was going to get it. She's probably like, what's... Kilimanjaro. I know. I heard of Everest. She actually went on and the recorder ran out. Yeah. She went on to tell me exactly how many feet it was. No way. She said that she's like, I just read a book on this. Really? It was like 27,064 or something. She probably read into thin air. I was like, say it again. And the recorder was like, don't underestimate the bubbly girls, okay? Pete, you're a winner. That's what's up. Hang on a line.

1:44:36And also, Winder, you are a winner, so hang on the line. Tough question, but she got it. She nailed it. I liked it. I liked it. Let's see. I feel smarter. Those were all kind of tough, I thought. Yeah. Hey, do you know that both Sienna and Jay saw the movie How to Train Your Dragon this weekend? It's because we're awesome. Yeah? Was it good? Oh, so good. Oh, look it. She's tearing up even now. I'm going to cry talking about it. Really? I'm serious, you guys. It was... The best movie I've seen in years. It would be hard for me to cry over a cartoon dragon. You will. Really? Jay, was it hard? Did you cry? No, I didn't cry. I'm a man. You wanted to, didn't you? But the 3D effects, you got to see it in 3D. It was insane. It blew Alice in Wonderland away. That's not hard, dude. Who'd you take, Jay? I took Jasper and Maddie. How old? Jasper is 7 and Maddie is 21. Did Jasper or Maddie cry? You know, they didn't cry because Jasper's a man. But at one point he did pull his glasses up. There's a part where all these ashes are raining down.

1:45:43He reached out like he was going to grab one of the ashes. And then I saw him pick his glasses up and look. And he's like, no, not there. That's great. The kid is awesome, dude. We didn't do the 3D, but I'm telling you, I went with my stepdaughter who's eight. And if you have kids, I mean, she loved it. I loved it. I brought Todd, my husband, and he never wants to go to those. He was like, that is the best movie I've ever seen. It totally, it captivates you the entire time. What's the story? It's about, it's about. It's about two hours. Vikings. What do you mean it's about two hours? It's a joke. It's a dad joke. I didn't get it. What's it about? It's about two hours. Did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut. Got them all cut. If you're an animal lover, Woods will like it. And you'll cry because you love animals so much. You know what if you're a dragon owner even more? It's based on the kid's book. Is it like Pete's dragon? Have you ever seen that? Nobody's seen that, Woodsy. Everybody's seen Pete's Dragon. I have. Jay probably has, right, Jay? I don't know what you're talking about. Is that X-rated? No. No. Pete's Dragon. I know. It sounds like a that. Pete's Dragon was a live action film that had animation added to it. Unbelievable. The kid didn't like fantasy, though. I watched it when I was six.

1:47:03If you're 33 and older, you probably know about Peach Dragon. Amazing flick. You guys, I want you to go see it. I would see it again. What's the story? Well, it's about Vikings and dragons. And it's like a known thing that the Vikings and the dragons fight. The dragons, you know, they slay the dragons, the Vikings do. And there's one little boy who's... It's creepy. Why? Because of the way that he uses the word slay. Slay, okay. Creepzoid. So gross. That's funny. I actually used it in the right way this time. I know you did. And there's the main kid is this little boy named like, I think his name is Hiccup. And he's really skinny and scrawny. And his dad is the main Viking who's the big strong guy. And his voice is Gerard Butler. Stop snoring. You guys trust me. And then the little boy like finds a pet dragon and they become friends. And then they realize, you know. The boy realizes that dragons aren't vicious and they don't want to kill. I don't want to cry. I don't want movies that make me cry. I watched The Blind Side and that was supposed to be a tearjerker. I didn't cry. But How to Train Your Dragon, bald. Guess what I watched this weekend. I told both of you. What? Oh, yeah. I told you. Saturday. New Moon. Yep. I knew it. I did. Yeah. He texted me. What's he texted me? And he said, do you think that it's gay?

1:48:19that I'm by myself at home watching New Moon. And I texted him back and I said, two gay guys on swings at Hillcrest just stop swinging to say that you're gay. I called him because it was Saturday. It was a beautiful day. And I was like, oh, I wonder what Woods is doing. You know, he's new to town. So I invited him to go to the beach with us. I wonder what he's doing. And he said no, he didn't want to go to the beach because he was watching New Moon. Did he answer the phone like this? Hello? Yes, he did. I got to say after seeing it. Shush. Team Edward all the way. Yeah. Team Edward. You got to be Team Edward. Jacob. That dude's on. He was on my nerves. Plus, he's an awful actor. He looks awful. You're giving serious commentary about. Twilight. Here's the deal, dude. I had to watch Twilight with my wife. So I watched it and I was like. Except she wasn't with you this weekend. Well, right. But here's the deal. I wanted a follow up. I had to see how it ended. Really? Yeah. Did you? It was not that great. It was a little over the top. You know how you say Miley Cyrus is farty? That is Taylor Lautner. Jacob, to me. Oh, he's really farty. Like he would have really bad breath. And he's a terrible actor. Mikey's nodding his head. Stop it, children. The whole thing. Stop it.

1:49:37Dude, you were putting makeup on your neck, okay? You can get. Who might have thought? I just wanted to be in the know, all right? Hey, Mike. One of you dudes was not putting on makeup this weekend, I might remind you. Yeah. Right? Right. Hey, Mike, you're a twinkle toes, dude. Yeah, for sure. Frankie, without a doubt, you wear foundation every day. Yeah, well, yeah, I do. So what are you doing? Casting stones. I'm going to the Mac store at Fashion Valley when I'm done. I thought you went to Sephora. I go to Sephora unless Mac has a deal going on, and then I either print the deal on the internet and take it with me, or I get it as a mailer and I take it with me. Wow. Is the microphone on? Yeah. We're on the air. We can hear you, Frank. I'm in trouble. It's all right. It's okay. Let's see.

1:50:38So you want to know what the butt bra is? There's a thing out there called the butt bra. Perfect. That's what's going on. Just filling you in, that's all. Telling you what I know. A psychologist here in California has just invented this strappy device that lifts a woman's derriere like a bra lifts boobs. Really? Yes. She started, I guess, she had kids and stuff and your butt, you get older, start sagging a little bit. Aren't those called panties? No. So she started using like some self-adhesive tape to lift her butt under her clothing. And so then she would go into the gym and go into the locker room and stuff. And other women would see her doing it. And they were like, this is amazing. Like, how did you do that? What kind of tape are you using? And they all wanted to know. So now the idea for the Beniki, Beniki was born. It's called a Beniki. Beniki. I don't get it. False advertising again, dude. Like bun. B-U-N. B-I-N-I-K-I. Baniki. Yeah. Kind of like bikini, but not. Don't worry, guys. She has a maniki for men. If you want to lift those cheeks and a throng, which is a thong version of the baniki. Wow. Let's go shopping, dude. No way, dude. I don't need a throng. A throng. You need to get fitted for one. You know, dude, are we best friends or not?

1:52:01We are, but I'm not going to get a throng with you. Dude, I'm picking you up in the Trans Am later. No way. I'm busy today. I got meetings. You are nice. Yeah, we got meetings. If you want one of these, there's a website, www.beniki-fashions.com. That's such false advertising. I want to get one, and I'll tell you guys how it is. You know, there are five things that you're doing when you're dating that are wrong. They're mistakes. You don't even know it. I'm going to tell you what they are. We're going to play Would You Rather as well. Would you rather be way too tan in a gross and unhealthy way or always wear way too much gold jewelry? Easy. Like, to the extreme. Easy. 570-1949. Pop it in. Turn it on. Call now. Be a part of the Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949 or text 949mikey at gmail.com. This is the Mikey Show. More coming up on FM 94.9. This is the FM 94.9 Bud Light Concert Calendar. Shows, shows, the musical fruit. Wait, that's not how it goes, is it? All right, why don't you go see Cheap Trick? They're going to play the belly up April 14th, so...

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2:00:10Like what do we have? Tunnel vision. What is that? Meaning like when you're single and you want to start dating someone, don't just stick to your quote unquote type. You know, so many people are like, person's not my type. I don't know. Oh, I say that. Yeah. Try everyone on for size. I tell that to single friends. Doesn't that make you whore-ish? Uh-uh. You try everybody on for size? Yeah, if you're having intercourse with all of them, it does. Intercourse. If you're fornicating with each and every one of them. If you're fornicating, yes. That was a very loyal thing to say. Yeah, it was. Yes, if you're making mad, passionate love to them, yes. That was my... Dancing the horizontal mambo. Yes. That was... I forget the character's name from the Big Bang Theory. Uh-huh. I just married someone who is completely not my type. Huh. But, I mean, he obviously is now. I think it's good for you. Especially if your history is that relationships go south. If relationships go real bad for you, I say it's time to start dating somebody that is out of your comfort zone. Yeah, branch out a little. The type of person that you wouldn't normally date is good for you. In fact, if you go on the first few dates. In fact, I think I told my friend Wendy this. She's not single anymore. Now she's got a boyfriend. But when she was single, I said to her she would go on some dates and she would go, eh, he's boring. And I said, no, no, no, no, no. I said, in the past, guys have turned out to be psycho.

2:01:29That you've gone out with. That were real fun in the beginning. Oh, yeah. They are the opposite of boring, aren't they? But what do they turn into? Crazy. Crazy. Yeah. Same thing if you're a guy. If you're a guy, you go out with a girl, you go, ugh, so boring. Dude, that's because you're dating these, you know, they're crazier than sewer rats, the girls that you've been dating. And the boring girl, you know, she's not going to be boring in a few weeks. Like, let her warm up to you a little bit, and she may be exactly the type of girl that you like. You have to give a girl three dates. Woods, why are you shaking your head no? No way, dude. You know? You know immediately. Sparks. That's somebody you want to hang out with. But what if you've had a history of bad? Dude, I had a huge history of bad. Are you kidding? Yeah. Switch it up. Keep swinging, brother. Keep swinging. Because they say that the definition of insanity. Is to do the same thing over and over and expect different results. Plebeian. Plebeian. Yes. Farmer. Farmer. Gravedigger. Gravedigger. Hey, Peter.

2:02:34Please. Another common dating mistake you don't know you're making is underestimating how much you have to offer. I've totally done this. When you're single, it's like maybe you have this friend who always gets all the girls and all the guys and you're like, I need to be more like that person. Don't be that person. Be you, you know, because that's what you're going to find. Someone that likes you. I don't think I've ever told this story on the air. This used to, this would upset me really bad. I don't know if I've ever told this story on the air. Ready for it. Looking for my seatbelt. Yeah, me too. Well, I know like Pepper is going to enjoy this more than anybody. I would have friends that were girls and they would say, oh my goodness, I've got a friend I want to set you up with. And of course, and this was when I was in my early 20s and I was very, very overweight. And my first question is, are they pretty? It's my first question. That's every guy's first question. Right. Every guy's first question. And they would be and she would go, oh, my gosh. Yes. Right. Yeah. I would meet her and she would be severely overweight. Oh, look at what instantly laughing. It's got it. It doesn't mean she's not pretty. And I would get. I'm not saying anything. I would get so angry. And because I was immature, I was young and immature. I'd be like, what's up?

2:04:00Is it because you were immature or because you're a dude? I was a dude and I was also like, so this is how it would go down. I remember this like it was yesterday. Friend of mine, her name was Stephanie. She introduces me to her friend. Her friend is very, very overweight. About a deuce and a half? At least. Whatever. Please just hear me out. Please just hear me out. Please just hear me out. And so I say, what's up? And she goes, what do you mean, what's up? And I go, she's really a heavy girl. And she goes, she's gorgeous. And blah, blah, blah, blah. And I go, let me ask you something. If I looked like Brad Pitt, would you have offered this particular friend? You said this to her? Yes, I did. This is awkward. Yes, I did. Give yourself the applause.

2:05:03Nice question, Mike. Because is it true or is it not true? If I had been her studly friend, what she was doing was she was chubby matching. Yes. She was chubby matching. She was chubby matching. Pepper, what's going through your brain right now? You're so shallow, baby. You're shallow. No. There's so many people that are like, you're so shallow. Yeah. Have you seen her boyfriend? It's a good looking guy. Greek model. Good looking guy. Greek model. The good looking guy. Yeah. Ridiculous. Yeah. She's the one that will sit. Yeah. Look at her. See? Exactly. We talk about that. It's like. Yeah. Well, what's funny is everybody that's like, it's so shallow. Really? Who's your boyfriend? Yeah. She's not dating Louie Anderson. Exactly. You're not dating Louie Anderson because he's so funny. He's really funny. He makes me laugh. Not everyone that I've dated has looked like Matt. Well, my wife. I bet you they didn't look like Steve Buscemi either. Exactly. My wife is not shallow. Thank you very much. My wife is not shallow. You're a sharp dude. Speaking of not giving yourself enough credit. You never do. Bro. You're a sharp dude. You are. He doesn't know how to take a compliment. You're classy.

2:06:25You're important. People like you. You're smart enough. You're funny. You make people laugh. M1 Malice. M1 Malice. Yo. Go ahead. Yeah. I had a kid after a very short-term relationship with a girl that I was dating. Okay. We had completely opposite interests. And we had the most beautiful child ever. Don't get me wrong. Dude, opposites do not necessarily attract. I mean... They kind of did in your situation, though, Malice. Well, it did in the sense that we had a beautiful child, but in the same sense... No, no, no, no. You were attracted to her in order to have the beautiful child. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, I think he swore there, yeah.

2:07:23But I think what he meant is that opposites don't necessarily belong together in the long run, which I also disagree with because I think they do. Not all. Everyone, you know, is... To each his own. To each his own, exactly. This is why I've always thought that the e-harmonies of the world were wrong. Yeah. Because I don't necessarily think that you're supposed to match somebody up that has... Well, I guess. You golf, I golf. But maybe some core things. Yeah, but who's to say I can't get on eHarmony and be like... No, I'm not a chauvinist. Or no, I'm, you know, I mean, whatever. Well, there's not really a button for, are you a chauvinist? Is there not? But why would you do it if you're going to, if it's under a false pretense, they're probably going to set you up with the wrong person. To sleep with a lot of girls, like a lot of dudes that I know do it for. On the eHarmony? Not eHarmony, match.com. Match, eHarmony, all that bit. Match.com. They're like, one of my boys calls it fishing with dynamite. Yeah. He's like, maybe the easiest way to ever hook up with a girl.

2:08:24You look at pictures and you actually do go fishing for those people. eHarmony is more like a bing, we matched you up. Right. I know a couple that are getting married from eHarmony. Yeah. Great. Now. Right. Now. I mean, I know couples that got married from blind dates. I mean, it's, there's no crystal ball. You know what I mean? Because sometimes opposites do, like, you need to balance out. Like, I call myself, with Matt, I say we're the tortoise and the hare. Because I'm, like, impulsive and, like, let's go, let's go, let's go. And he's more like, stop it. The area is about this. The area is that I feel that you have to match. Some people disagree. I think you have to match when it comes to the lifestyle of like fitness. I think it's very hard for a real fit person that's into working out and into going out and being energetic and moving to be with somebody like me. Couch potato. Who likes to be a couch potato. And then other place is faith. I think you have to line up faith-wise. If neither of you are believers, that's okay. But you've got to both be that. Isn't Rebecca a runner? Rebecca became a runner. And when she did, it was like...

2:09:35okay, you know, she would go run. But she's not like, miss, we need to go outside. You know, she likes going on vacation and sitting on the internet with hiking. You know, she enjoys that. We both love that. Yeah, she's not like, we need to go on a hike. I like that too. Jamie's always the one like, let's go down to the pool. I'm like, it's hot, sweaty. I'd rather just be up here. It's cool. Let's watch movies. You guys. You got to marry your best friend. You have to, man. You got to. Like, the way I describe it to people is, You got to be able to hang out with this person. Yeah. OK. The chemistry and spark has to be there, too. But you have to be able to on a Sunday afternoon to do nothing more than sit and be able to be in their company and be around them. Or do what Pepper and her man did this weekend, which is so far out of anything that would have to do with my life. Oh, no. She said they're like a couple in their 70s on Sunday. What they'll do on Sundays is they will drive to... And just ask yourself, how many of us do this on our Sunday? They'll drive to different parts of San Diego County and walk. Not necessarily with a purpose, just walking. This weekend they drove and then walked on Crystal Pier. Every week, I'm just blown away. We call ourselves out. We're like, really? Really, this is what we're doing? This is us.

2:10:59That's what they do. Sometimes we'll actually hike, and that makes more sense, but literally sometimes we'll just hold hands and walk. There is nothing that makes my stomach churn more than thinking about a hike. I can't hike. Well, I had to carry the surfboard up the ramp. And there's the Navy SEALs training, and they have these giant poles over their head, and they're running up this thing, and I'm looking, and I'm going, I am a woman. I am a woman. He had a heart. He was huffing and puffing. Yeah, I was dying. He pulled and looked at me like he wanted me to carry it for you. Oh, absolutely. I was like, please take this off my hands, dude. You got any more, Sienna? Yes, these are five common dating mistakes you don't know you're making. Number three is judging yourself. Now, people judge themselves, you know. Well, so-and-so has... Everyone's pointing at me. Everyone's pointing at me. Everyone's judging you. You have to remember, just because Brad is tan and blonde and girls like him, there may be something wrong with the personality or maybe something else in another department. Everyone has flaws. Why did every female friend that I had want to set me up with the chubbiest girlfriend that they had? Look at Lauren laughing her brains out. I'm not laughing. You're laughing. You're laughing.

2:12:09It's called laughter. You just said, you know, that you think the fitness is a big thing. So maybe they don't like to work out too. Yes, Mike. Yes, that's it. It is. That's it. They were just merely trying to match you up with a perfect match that also didn't want to work out and just eat Crisco sandwiches all day long. You know what's funny? Just eat bacon upon bacon upon bacon. Is you wanted like a skinny, like thin, hot girl. I did. Of course you did. I did. You know why? Why? Because you're a dude. That's right. But then wouldn't you be self-conscious? No. You would be self-conscious anyway. Really, yes. I would be so self-conscious. Hey, it's different strokes. Not everyone wants the skinny, like... blonde, whatever. But what if you want someone that's like, you're going... Don't they? No. Really? Not everyone. Spoken like a girl that's dating a hot guy. Matt takes his shirt off and you're like, come on, dude. You're like, get out of here with that. Easy, Batman. I'm not speaking out of the perspective of this person because... Tell us about the last chubby dude that you dated, okay? Almost all of them. Oh, really? Right. I would date someone chubby in a second.

2:13:24Really? Yes. I mean, I guess I'm technically chubby now. You know what you hear? You hear, I would. No, I would, but I never have. But the question is, have you? Well, no. No, I haven't, Mike, but I would. I didn't. I have. I wasn't in a serious relationship with anyone that was chubby, but there were other things. Yeah. A little belly or something. It's okay. Matt told me that that doesn't apply to dudes actually yesterday. What do you mean? Because I was saying that when we first met. He was hitting on somebody else. And he, to this day, will claim that he was not hitting on them. And I said, he goes, why would I? And then I said, because you guys had a common interest. And he goes, yeah, guys don't think like that. Yeah, no, we don't. Yeah, he's like, we're going for attractions. She loves literature and I love literature. I mean, get. There's no way. Explain this. When did this happen? A couple of years ago. A couple of years ago. Years ago, yeah. You thought that he was hitting on a girl. Yeah, to this day, I kind of say it just to make him. Were you dating at the time? No. Oh, okay. No, it was the first time we ever met. There's a first day you ever met. Yeah, and I try to say that I was his sloppy second. Where did you meet? At a party. What does she look like? Yeah. She's beautiful, in my opinion. Oh, and he tried to tell you that he wasn't hitting on her? Yeah. He's like...

2:14:38That's not what I was attracted to. Really? I was attracted to you. He's a smart guy. You never admit. Couldn't get her moved on to the next best thing. We've all done it. What did you say to him? You go, you were hitting on her, and he goes, no, I wasn't. He said I was making conversation. I was merely trying to probe her intellect. What's the point of even saying that? I mean, come on. Of course he was a... Well, his defense was I wasn't attracted to her. And I was like, it doesn't matter. You could be attracted to her because of a common interest or because she excels in something. Why did he say he was talking to her? He said because she was interesting. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, you know what else was interesting? Those beautiful long legs and gorgeous hair. Yeah, those breasts. Those breasts didn't hurt. Well, he's a musician. She was a musician. I say this. You shouldn't. make these choices based on looks. You shouldn't. Hang on. Woodsy closed his eyes, kind of pursed his lips and gave me the... Don't you love that Lauren and Matt are even still having this conversation years later? This is what girls do. Yeah, elephants. But I gotta tell you, it should not be about... We never forget. Let me say why. It's all going away. No matter what, it's going away.

2:16:04It doesn't matter who you are. We're all losing our looks, not gaining. I'm still getting that. Stop the bus here at Fantasyland, pal, and let's come back to reality, all right? Fine. What are you saying? This next common dating mistake is a huge one. What? If you just got... If you just got burned badly in a relationship, like someone just cheated on you and you're one of those girls or guys that's like, you know, screw all men. Like they suck. Like if you start having that mentality, other guys can see that before they even approach you. You know what I mean? And so just, you know, like try to get rid of the cynic syndrome. You know how you do it? You know how you can do that? Just wait. Yeah. Yeah. But also, and then one thing that I've noticed too, and I heard this years ago and I thought it was really good advice, is girls, when you're out at the bar with a bunch of girlfriends and you're talking together and maybe some guy who...

2:17:00is not your cup of tea, comes up and tries to flirt with you, and you kind of just blow them off like real rude, like, no thanks. Other guys that may be more to your liking can see that you just did that to the guy, and now they're totally out on approaching you because of the way you handled that guy. So just kind of be the girl that's cool and nice, and the guy, just the same, that's cool and nice and friendly to everyone. Slay everybody. But aren't the girls thinking to themselves, but if I do that, I'm... now being occupied no but you can be nice about it you know you don't have to just be like no how do you show them away and be nice at the same time tell them you're married you know say hey chubbs get really okay oh chubbs yeah hey chubbs get you can do it in a nice way like you know what i'm actually seeing you know someone right now and then the guy that's approaching you from afar he probably didn't hear that he just saw that you're real nice about it Yeah. And the last one on the list is expecting too much or anything on a first date. This is, you know, if you do get a first date, don't go in like, this is going to be great. Or I'm going to tell them all about this. Like, just kind of go into it. Like, this is going to be awkward. I got a phone call yesterday from a dear close friend of mine in Dallas that had a first date yesterday. Is this Bark Mowman? Yes, this is Bark Mowman. Bark Mowman. And he had met a young lady friend. Bark Mowman is soon.

2:18:24Yeah, perpetually. I thought he was always single. Perpetually, dude. Incessantly. And I get a text. I get a call Saturday about this great new girl that he met. Big hot date on Sunday. Guy was talking all kinds of big stuff. I text the guy last night, well, good luck tonight, pal. And the guy writes me back a week. She said no messing around on the first date until she gets to know me better. That's a keeper, Bark Malman. I know, right? That's a keeper, dude. Immediately, he's like, I'm out. Yeah, you know why he's out? Because he can't handle commitment. He's out. Oh, if a girl... Listen, ladies. That poor girl, man. She's like, what if he's going to call? She don't want any part of Bark Malman. No, she doesn't. Because he doesn't want any part of commitment. No. So I'm going to tell you, ladies, if you want a guy to dig you, don't give him anything. Seriously. Nothing. Don't give him anything. What about a handshake? And men. If you want a lady to dig you, be aloof. I've never been aloof guy. I've always wanted to be aloof guy. I see my aloof friends. It works. These girls are like, let me in, let me in. He's like, maybe later. It's insane. It works. Be aloof. The chase is just in our DNA. Act like you don't care.

2:19:44I don't know about that. That's what I did in the beginning. No, you act like you don't text them back for three days. I can't do it either. Enough with the rules and the game. No, no. Stop it. Act aloof. I'm telling you, if I were single, I would be the guy that left the date and said, I really like you. Yeah, and texted her on her drive home. Me too. Not on the drive home. Yeah, and I think it's romantic. That's what Todd did. She thinks you're crazy. I know. Todd was definitely like... He was the prowl guy after me in the beginning. And I was just because he was older. And I was like, I don't know. But me being aloof and being like, like not really returning all the calls, never calling him. We're married now, I think, because of it. If a girl was aloof with me, I'd be like, oh, she hates me. I'd be done with it. Because I would think she, oh, I'm bugging her. She don't like me. If she liked me, she'd respond. I just wish once I could have been the aloof guy. I've never been the aloof guy. Me either. Don't be something that you're not. Don't play a game. I guess we're psychos. Let's just be psychos. If you are a Luth guy, if she's into you or he's into her, whatever, if they text you, you're going to be excited about it. You're not going to be like... My boys will do the no response bit for two days and respond back and then they're there. Your boys are also really handsome guys. I know. It helps. I know all of his friends. That helps. I got some sharp friends.

2:21:05Me and Woods are both the guy that go on the first date and text the girl on her drive home, I think I'm in love with you. Yeah, I think I love you. I made you a mixed CD. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've fallen deeply in love with you. What is this? That's my same song. It's the same one. Yeah. Here we go. This is P.M. Dawn. How about that? Yes, I love this song. You've never heard this song? No, I know his other hit. This is a good one. You may be stressed. As you're listening to me right now, you may be stressed you don't even know. I know that sounds weird, but you may be stressed you don't even know. I'll tell you what I mean. I'll tell you about Wood's recap. I'm scared already. How? How? How? How him? Always him. Always him. Always happens to him. I'll tell you what happened to him at Petco. The store. Petco. The store. Coming up.

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2:28:06Okay, welcome back to Mikey Show. Earlier, I wanted to, and I still do, want to thank M1s for making the Mikey Show the number one rated show here in San Diego. Thank you very much. It means so much to us. And also, I have to mention our program director, Garrett, because him and I went back and forth about, I was really freaking out about advertising. And marketing and letting people know. And he said, don't worry about it. You're tripping out. And he was right and I was wrong. Takes a big man to admit that. Yeah, he was right. I am not a big man. That's from a movie. You had to say that it was a quote you could not say. I know. That's from a movie. I didn't want Garrett to think that I was being a D or something. I love Garrett. No, but not about Garrett. It's another situation. Garrett was absolutely right. He was. I love that. He's going to come in here.

2:29:10On cloud nine this morning. I know it. Mikey, I told you. You're going to get me going with that if you keep doing that. It's the best, dude. He loves it, too. I'm trying to wean myself off. Are you? You're weaning yourself off Garrett? Our program director has the deepest voice. It's such a perfect radio voice. It's like Handsome Dan. Have you guys seen Handsome Dan from... Queen's World. Queen's World? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But Garrett doesn't sound anything like that. No, no, but it's like someone made to be on radio. He's going to come in here and he's going to kill you for saying that. Really, do I talk like that? No, it's just a perfect radio voice. Yeah, sure it is. It's perfect. I love it. I get the calls from him and it just makes me laugh. I don't get calls from Garrett. What do you mean? I don't either. Who didn't invite me? I'm usually in trouble about something. Hey, Woods, you're going to need to come in a little early tomorrow. I'm going to need to talk to you. Okay? I'm going to meet me in Rick's office and bring a notepad. And your keys. And your keys. And your access card. Might want to bring an attorney. There's going to be an HR director. There's going to be plastic on the floor when you come into the room. Might want to wear some pants.

2:30:23Can you do me a favor and wrap yourself in garbage bags when you come into the room? Of course. Symptoms that you're stressed and you don't even know it. Yeah, no, these are like, they'll surprise you because you don't really realize if you get a certain symptom that this is related to stress a lot of times, and they are. And the first two on the list immediately made me think Mikey and Woods are stressed. What is it? Because the very first one is tweaked muscles. Really? Yep, and you've been complaining about your back. Yeah, my back hurts like crazy. I'm just an athlete, so that's why my muscles are tweaked. Me too. No, the next one is me. The next one's me, the first one's Mikey. The first one is Mikey, the tweaked muscles. She just immediately... Did she run in mouth? No, she just laughs. You said, I am an athlete, and Mikey goes, me too. Oh, man. So if you have a tweaked muscle... Think about it. Are you stressed? Try to calm down. It may help. Are you stressed? Take a bath. What are you stressed about? Life is good. I've always got a little bit of stress going. You have twin babies. You know what it is? I'm a very serious person. Really? Yeah, I am. I think you know that. I'm a serious person. A lot of people think I'm like clowny. I'm clowny, Mike. I'm not. That's funny.

2:31:45A lot of people think that because I'm on the radio, that in my normal life, I'm probably, you know, that I'm doing clowny stuff. At home juggling. Well, it's weird because you have that giant bow tie on that squirts water at us. Spinning around. So I kind of thought you were a clown. There's a rabbit that just follows you around. She's like, it's weird. You have a white face paint. You have shoes that squeak when you walk. Two different colored converse. Yeah, you have two different. Easy. And there's polka dots all over your pants. The suspenders. So you'd think maybe I was a con. No one did do that picture, by the way. Do you think that your husband is as funny now as when you were dating him, Sienna? This is going somewhere. I catch myself. Like, being like, okay, make sure you laugh every once in a while, you know? Every girl that's dating or with a guy that she's married to, like, she's so used to his jokes. Like, your wife would. Mine's more. It's funny because now. It's funnier? Now she's like, I crack her up more now. Really? That's crazy. I think, dude, and this is whatever. Because you know what will get us. Like, he knows. Like, I'll pouch Mikey for a minute. Like, Mikey inviting me to be a part of this show changed my life so much that.

2:33:04I am no longer this unhappy, cynical, giant D, dude. I was a bad dude. Like, I was an unhappy dude. And I took a lot of that out on her. So now I'm relaxed. She's like, you crack me up more today than you ever have. Really? Yeah. Because, dude, life is good, man. Same exact thing, though. So, so true. Pepper, does your boyfriend Matt crack you up now like he used to? Oh, we crack each other up. Like Matt's sister Jasmine will say, she's like, I've never seen two people that could just go at it. Like you guys could sit there for four hours. And you make each other laugh. Nicely done. Nicely done. You walked right into that. My goodness. What happens if you put it on a tee? What happens? It's going to hit it out of the park. That's right. It's going to hit it out of the park. Let each other laugh. Does Todd get you still? No. Oh, I still laugh, definitely. But like in the beginning, I probably over laughed, you know, because you're like, oh. Jay, can you get Rebecca on? Absolutely. I don't think, maybe. I think I make her laugh when we go out to dinner with people. That's the thing. That's the only time I think I get her. Dude, you were on.

2:34:14fire at sienna's wedding you were like yeah my abs hurt the next day from laughing you know jay and his wife too i got you know got a chance to hang out with jay a little bit friday and see him with his family it's amazing you just see it do you see him and kim and how they they interact i told you this at the at the dinner we were at a pizza port i was sitting there and i was so happy i'd just come off the beach and i was with my friends and sienna was there with her stepdaughter and i was just like I got really emotional, like overwhelmed almost. I had to walk outside for a minute. Did you really? I did. And I just walked outside and I just gave like a big, like a big thank you. It's weird that you say that. Dude, it's weird that you say that because when I was following you guys to the beach, we left Jay's place, right? We turned on to Birmingham. Yep. And the ocean opens up right there. Yep. Birmingham. And I realized I'm going right now to watch Woods Surf. I'm going with Jay. And I was looking at the ocean, which is something that I wouldn't normally in my life ever see. The ocean? Not a beach guy. Not a beach guy. Don't ever go. So I don't see it. Make a point to look at it every day. I think maybe that's a good, maybe you're right. It is. And so I saw it. It was beautiful that day. Perfect. On Friday. And I mean, I got to tell you, December 17th of last year, my life turned upside down. Yep. That Christmas morning.

2:35:41I accidentally deleted all these videos of my son's birth or twins, our twins birth. And I was upset about everything that had happened. And when I deleted those videos, I just I was in my office, just cried. Yeah. Sobbing. Yeah. And when we turned on to that Birmingham and I saw that ocean open up, I just sort of for a minute realized where my life is right now. And I went and I just had this second where I went. Oh, wow. Thank you. Yep. Me too. Me too. And it was, I had the same thing on Friday too. We were sitting there at the table and the kids running around and I just thought about Jamie and she wasn't there with me and I just thought this is our life now. And like these, these, this is our family. This is our new family. And I was just, I'm a pretty emotional dude. I was like, I got a little misty eyed and I had to walk outside and take a little bit of a breather, man. I was just so. Grateful. It's pretty cool. So grateful. Especially because like Jay's kids were there and my stepdaughter was there. It was just like, you know. She's so sweet. It was a cool environment when the kids and the family's there. So cool. What else was stress? How else do we know besides the achy muscles? How else can we know? If we're stressed. Because I wouldn't have known that that was a stress thing. This one drives people nuts. And it happens to almost everyone at some point. Twitching eye. The eye twitch. I knew it!

2:37:03You guys saw me a couple weeks ago. And it's awful because you can't stop it. And it comes at random times. And, you know, for like a few days at a time. Mine was a week. And you're so self-conscious. Yeah, I'd be like, can you see it? Can you see it? Can you see it? Well, and when it happens, you're just like, oh my gosh, people think I'm so weird. I can't stop that from happening. But the thing is, I don't think that others really notice. I don't think it's that noticeable. It feels like it is. It's driving me crazy. It feels like your head is bobbing open now. But Woods, you had it for a week. I never once saw your eye twitch. I thought it meant you didn't have enough rest. I think that's a big contributor. Stress and rest. Sometimes overworked muscles will twitch. So maybe if your eyes have been open too long without enough rest. That's it too, I bet. If you have ragged cuticles. Oh, dude. Like if, you know, you pick it. We all just looked at them. A lot of people. What part's the cuticle? What part is the cuticle? You guys just did two manly things. And this is off the topic, but I'm going to bring it up anyway. What? If a woman or if someone says, let me see your nails. Jay knows it. Jay knows it. They do this. Yeah. Like some guys stick their hand out. So you're looking at the top of your hand. Very feminine. But you guys turned your hand upside down and like folded back. Folded them in. Folded them in like claws. Like big claws. Right.

2:38:24I don't know, though. I don't know. I'm looking at mine right now. You know what I mean? Your arm's straight forward, so you're looking at the tops of your hands. I have little Tyrannosaurus Rex arms. Even when I stick them straight out, they're only out four inches. I wonder which one of us on the show is laughing the most at that. And impersonating you. So a lot of it's from biting or even just picking. Woods does that. Woods, you can bite. Wait, so Sienna, which part is the cuticle? Is it the hangy things or is it this? No, it's down below where your skin and your nail touch underneath. My little thing I got attacked by a wolverine. Yeah, your nails. Wednesday is my day to pick what we're doing and you guys may be in for a little treat in the nail department. No, no. Maybe in a little treat. I'm just going to tell you that right now. I have a piece. Thank you. I'm going to take it away on Wednesday. Okay, so we're doing surprising symptoms of stress, cavities.

2:39:23Oh, really? Yeah. That's also surprising symptom of eating a lot of junk. I'll eat. Do you guys ever do this? I'll eat stuff. And as I'm eating it, I'm half enjoying it. And the other half of me is like, this is going to be awful. This is going to turn bad. This is terrible. You do that. So as you're drinking the Coca-Cola, you're like, OK, I like this, but I know what's going to happen. I know what's going to happen. I'll be eating a piece of candy and I'll go. I know that this is a cavity right now. You do it, too. Really? Yeah. I can't eat a piece of candy and not think about the damage I'm doing. I don't have any cavities. You don't? Well, yeah. I'm sure I'll get them eventually. I got my teeth whitened one time and somebody said, you shouldn't do that. It drops the enamel on your teeth down and makes you more susceptible to cavities. I've heard that. A lot of people do that, though. I'm like, yeah. You know what else does? Eating Kit Kats all day long like I do. Oh, give me a break. Kit Kats are so good. Right? Too good. Another symptom are rashes.

2:40:23I got rashes, too. That makes sense. You have rashes? Uh-huh. Like, here? I have really dry skin, as you guys know, which is why I need to continually moisturize. You moisturize. I have really dry skin, too, and you do. And, like, I get these, like, rashes. I have to put lotion every single day. They're under my arms, by the way. Really? Thank you. And on, like, my legs. Maybe it's from shaving your armpits. I don't shave my armpits. Thank you very much. Never have. You'd throw better if you did. No, I wouldn't, dude. You pitch, man, and you got the pits all shaved. You get more aerodynamic. Zero percent chance. Fine. If you're feeling nauseous, stress. It can be stress. Yeah. Sleepiness. If you're feeling sluggish, stress. Daily. For sure. We all, yeah. I got the basing twins next to me in my apartment, so. Where they're just bumping all night. All night. So it's an actual bass? No, it's not like they're not over there slapping the bass, but it's like their TV that's mounted on the wall that's just boom, boom, boom. Oh, that's so annoying. Boom, boom, boom, boom. You'll be out of there soon. It's true. Not soon enough. Forgetfulness is another one, and confusion is the last one. If you're, like, confused and you're just not remembering stuff, you could just be overly stressed. Take a little, take a day. Just relax.

2:41:43So, Woodsy writes in his recap, Sunday I got up at 6.30 and was bored, so I wanted to do some errands. I was waiting on sports authority to open, and... You're that guy. Yeah, I needed new pants. And at 11 a.m. went into Petco. My dogs are coming soon, and I was poking around. So, I'm walking down one of the aisles, and I see this dude balancing on this rubber garage can full of food. Probably half full. He's trying to get something off the top shelf. Ended up knocking the whole thing over. Oh, my gosh. Dog food spills everywhere. He says, then this clown walks away and left this dog food everywhere. I was standing five feet away and just hauled A. What did you say? Really, pal? He says, and I quote. No way.

2:42:44I literally stood there in shock and said out loud, really loud, Really, dude? Yeah, I did. Really? Yeah. Then an employee walked by and shook their head at me. At you? At me. And I look like the Jack A, needless to say. I did that the other day to you guys, too. What did you do? We went to Cheesecake Factory when we were leaving. I knocked over the cup. That's right. And it spills everywhere. And I was like, yeah, I'm out of here. We're done. Yeah. And there I am. Mikey's like on his hands and knees. Cleaning it all up. There's like, there's employees walking by looking, giving me the look. And then there's like cute girls in there. And they're like looking at me. I was beat red. Yeah. And I was standing there. And so what do I do? Pick it all up. Yeah. Scooped it up with my hand. I guarantee you. I guarantee you that if that had been. Any of us, it wouldn't have happened. Woods seems to attract these strange things happening around him. Always, dude. What's the matter, Sandy? You think it's a little strange that he was able to take a gigantic dip of Copenhagen and then swallow a big drink of Coca-Cola? Like, when he's talking, I try to look at him. And while I'm looking at him, he has Copenhagen in his lip. He rinses it out with Coke and then...

2:44:07combined mixture into a water bottle that's clear and I just saw it all. When I was at the other station, Woods, I used to do, me and Eddie used to do Woods and Bauman. And my imitation of you was always smoking a cigarette in the car in his BMW, smoking a cigarette and having a dip in and going. Both. Yeah, and Bauman going. Hey, dude, don't do that in my car. Don't spit in my car. Don't tell the kid what to do. Exactly that. Kid doesn't like to be told what to do. Fair enough. Well, I can't even look at that bottle of Woods. I have a new nickname for Woods. What you got? It's not going to stick. He is a drama magnet, so his new nickname should be Dragnet. Dragnet? Yes. Oh, that's funny. Doesn't work. Dragnet. The kid's got enough nicknames. Dragnet. Let's try one that you didn't give yourself, Dragnet. I didn't give myself the kid. You didn't give himself the kid. I know. You know what? There's a show on HBO. Called Dragnet? No. It's not called that. It's a Dragnet. Dragnet, like drama magnet. There's a show called Dragnet. There's a show on HBO. It's called The Pacific, and it's about World War II, right?

2:45:29And I thought of Woods so much watching it this weekend. Lots of sharp dudes running around? Yeah, exactly. Oh, wow. I see. Because... Lots of sharp dudes running around. It's a bunch of guys in Guadalcanal. And they're supposed to get supplies from American cruisers coming in. But the Japanese blow those ships up so they're all there with no food. Perfect. So finally they get a shipment of peaches and they're like cracking into the, to the, they don't have any can openers. They're cracking into the cans with rocks, whatever they have. And this guy opens up a can of peaches and he's like, and he's just gulping down the syrup. Right. And he's drinking it down and he's like, Oh, it's so good. And he's like 30 seconds later. He's like,

2:46:25And he just gets sick because he drinks all this peach syrup. And there's a guy standing there and he goes, for now on, you're peaches. This guy became peaches. I love the nickname bit. I blogged about it this morning. I said that I saw this show, The Pacific, and all I needed to hear was the opening music. I was by myself. Giant crocodile tears forming my eyes just from this music. As the shows, it gives me chills right now. Right now, right now. Chills. Sounds like the Olympics. World War II, guys. All slow motion. Steven Spielberg presents. Awesome. These guys have a gift. Yeah. These guys that make this stuff. Oh, I'm telling you, man. Like, how do you just come up with it? Like, and the stories, the stories, like, of what they did and everything that happened, I'm telling you, I'm like. I'm going to have to check it out. You got to see this show. Did you buy this on your iTunes? Like, wait a minute, how are we listening to this right now? No, it's being piped in from somewhere. Like, more than my eyes welling up when I watched it and embarrassment, that was more embarrassing. Did you download this?

2:47:59If it makes me feel any better, I have Meet Joe Black, the instrumental stuff like that from Meet Joe Black. You downloaded the music from Meet Joe Black? Yes. I downloaded all the music from Footloose. Yeah, but those have words, though. These ones don't. You may hear some of it on Thursday. Great. Really? I'm ready. Can't wait. It's fantastic. Greatest movie ever. Do you guys know who Mikey Grylls is? I know who Bear Grylls is. Bear Grylls is on the show Man vs. Wild. Yeah. Okay. And what Bear does is he goes into harsh areas and he'll survive. Yeah. He's a trooper. He used to be in the British Special Forces. And so dude knows how to survive. He's a survivalist. And so Mikey Grylls went out into our urban environment here in San Diego to try to survive. I'm Mikey Grylls. I've never been a member of the British Special Forces. I barely got out of high school with a GED, and I've got no experience except for telling jokes in the radio. I will try to survive in urban situations using nothing but the company's credit card, a car, a nice one at that, my wallet, and whatever things I can find on the internet. You're listening to Urban Survival. Right now on the street.

2:49:23Next to my boss's Mercedes bins. And I've got to get to food. The only place I can think is McDonald's. Of course. The only way I can get into this vehicle is by disarming the vehicle's theft deterrent system. And the only way I can think to do that is by rewiring it. But I don't know how. I also have in my hand a key fob. Do you know what I might do with this? I think you just push that button right there where it says unlock. Let me see. Brilliant. I think I can get in the car. Thank you. Yeah, no problem. Here I am now, pulling up to a McDonald's. Because of the way that this particular restaurant is laid out, I only get one chance at asking for some food. But I feel that with a little coaching, I may actually be able to figure it out. I'm going to be making a special request and asking that no ketchup be put. inside of the hamburger. The reason, once, I actually ate ketchup that had too much sugar in it, and I had a sugar reaction that made me feel sick and nauseous. The feeling of nauseousness actually lasted for up to 20 minutes. Here we go. I don't believe that's actually the voice of the person working here, but we'll ask. What did you say? Yes. I'm very hungry.

2:51:02I actually need a cheeseburger. But if you could, could you please leave the ketchup off of it? You see there, I didn't understand. Ask again. What's that? Wow. Could you please repeat that? Yes. Could I also get a French fry? Small, of course. You know that. That's it. You see, that went well. If by well, I mean completely awful. I've made my way out. I'm enjoying a hamburger. It's absolutely delicious. But the ketchup is actually on there. S-O-B. That is not good.

2:52:05I could end up getting that same sugar reaction. I think they put extra ketchup. That is not good. That's just another reason to remember. When you're out in this environment, you've got to keep your wits about you. I've got to remain calm. There is ketchup on this hamburger. If I don't remain calm, I could get too anxious, stress out, and then I'll lose control. Before you know it, I'll be acting like a chap I once knew back in America. His name was Woods. The guy would get mad. Kid doesn't like to be told what to do. I have to admit, it's the first time I've eaten in over three hours. It tastes good. Until next time, I'm the Urban Survivor. Yes, love that. He really had to fight his way through it. I have the most... unhealthy foods in the mall. The happiest song. Next time you're at the mall, you'll know. Oh, this is a good song. Pete Townsend. Also, what would you do if you only had 24 hours to live? 570-1949. It's the Mikey Show on FM 94.9. FM 94.9.

2:53:51Hey, Jack, sorry to bug you. Where do you usually get your car serviced? Same place I told you yesterday, Lisa. Toyota Carlsbad's new parts and service facility. Thanks. Oh, hi, Molly. You bought a Toyota, right? Yeah, from Toyota Carlsbad. Where do you get it serviced? At Toyota Carlsbad's new parts and service facility. Ooh, Billy, where... Where everyone else goes, Toyota Carlsbad's new parts and service facility. Sorry, but getting your car serviced right the first time is a big deal. That's why we all go to Toyota Carlsbad's new parts and service facility. Master trained service technicians. Genuine Toyota parts. And it's the largest... The largest Toyota authorized service facility in San Diego County. Well, I guess my choice is clear. Good. Going back to work now. Shipping. This is Doug. Doug, where do you get your car? Stop it. Working. Toyota Carlsbad. Toyota owners now get a synthetic oil change starting at $49.95 plus tax and hazardous material fee. Text TOYOTASERVICE48696 for more specials. Visit Toyota Carlsbad New Parts and Service Center today, west of I-5 on Avenida Encinas, Carlsbad. See us online at toyotacarlsbad.com. Long day, honey? Uh-huh. I desperately need a trip to Blissville.

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2:59:03Such a pleasant voice. I only like when he croons. Oh, listen to it. He can sing to me all day. Every day. Well, this is like him trying to be normal. I like it when he does the, you know, the real Frank Sinatra stuff. I would marry someone just if they had this one. Really? Yes. Yeah, I bet he's a real good looking dude, too. I bet he does terrible. Sounds like Christopher Cross. No, he's marrying some gorgeous woman from South America. She's a model. Yeah, weird. Phenomenal. Good-looking guy sings like this. It's so strange. Harry Connick. Harry Connick. He's hitting me. He's money. Think that guy. He is very good-looking. Junior? Think he has any problems with the ladies? No, senior. No, junior. Yeah, Harry Connick, senior. Do you know what it means? New Orleans. That's a little clip of Harry Connick Sr. Nobody knows where Junior got the pipes and it wasn't from his dad. I have the most unhealthy foods that you can have in the mall. All of them. No, not all of them. Just a list of the well-known ones. Sbarro. Yes. Cinnabon. That one's on the list. Cinnabon. Okay, but this is like examples of the worst thing on their menu. And most delicious, of course. The hot cross buns. And most delicious, yes. Okay, so if we're going to start with Sparro.

3:00:27Sbarro. It's Sparro. S-B-A-R-R-O. Have you called it Sparro? Yeah. I don't see S-A-B. It's Sbarro. It's Sbarro. I'm not going to argue. Sbarro. All I care about is that it tastes good in my mouth. Really? You like it? Yes. Come on. Jeez. I do. I think it's good. If you put it on the tea pepper, what happens? Kid's going to hit it out of the party. That's right. Every time. I know. I know. Well, if you get the... Saborro. Stuffed pepperoni pizza. Just one slice. 80 million calories. 890 calories. Oh, my goodness. In a slice? One slice. Wow. Saborro. That's what a woman's supposed to eat in a week, I think. 890? 42 grams of fat. Oh, my goodness. Instead, why don't you try getting a New York-style fresh tomato pizza? One slice of that's 450 calories. Still. 14 grams of fat, but you're saving over 440 calories. Doesn't taste this good. It doesn't taste this good with all the stuff on there. I like it better with the toppings. Can you put some more toppings on there, please?

3:01:40Isn't that the character for Lord of the Rings? That sounds familiar to me. Yeah, it's Gollum. Gollum. It's Gollum or me ordering at Sabor. How about this? How bad do you think a smoothie is a Jamba Juice? Oh, no. It's a lot of sugar. They have a Jamba Juice peanut butter mood. I didn't know they had it, and I immediately wanted it. 1,400 calories. No, now it's half of that, 770. But that's still for a smoothie? It's like eating a cheeseburger. 20 grams of fat. Can you believe that? For smoothie. You're being healthy. 108 grams of sugar. I thought everything at that place was good and healthy. They have ones on there that are like all natural fruit. All it is is fruit. The mango mantra is like 150 calories. I don't go there that often because they use styrofoam cups. I'm going there after the show today. Serious. So I bring my own coconut husk. I bring a thermos. Yes. I've told you guys this before, and I'm going to tell you again, is they have the best oatmeal on the planet at Jamba Juice. Really? Oh, I'm going to get some. That's what I'm going to get for lunch. Okay. That's what I have for lunch. Okay. If you want a Chinese meal, what are you thinking? Panda Express? Maybe a little orange chicken? A little fried rice? I bet. Oh, no. Brutal, I bet.

3:02:58970 calories. Oh, my God. 38 grams of fat for orange chicken and fried rice. For real? Yeah. I thought that was fat-free, all that stuff. Oh, it's so bad. You know it's bad, but I didn't think it's, you know, right by 1,000 calories. Yeah, I'm like, hey, it's chicken. Yeah. It's real good for you. How bad can it be? What about Panera? You a Panera fan? No. For real? Yeah. I thought Panera was, like, healthy. Not if you get the Panera Bread full Chipotle chicken on artisan French. Artisan. What about plebeian French? Yeah, what about plebeian bread? For coal miners like these two. The Billy Joel. So the Chipotle chicken on artisan French bread is 990 calories. 56 grams of fat. Good God, 56. That's a Big Mac. That's awful. That's what I'm saying. You might as well get yourself a Big Mac. It's delicious. Tastes so good. And are you ready for the worst mall food in America? I will guess. Lauren knows. She guessed it. Cinnabon. Cinnabon. Cinnabon. Cinnabon. Cinnabon. D-freaking-licious. Really? D-licious. Oh, yeah, yeah. Cinnabon is the greatest thing. Are you ready for this? I'm going to guess. Okay. One Cinnabon with the cream cheese frosting is 1,100 calories. Well, the example that they gave.

3:04:21is the Cinnabon regular caramel pecan bun. Oh, that sounds so good. Smell that right now. Can you smell the cinnamon and the warm, hot cinnamon? 1,100 calories. You were right on the amount of calories. Yep, 56 grams of fat, 46 grams of sugar, over 140 carbs for that bad boy. Say it again. I need it for reinforcement. It's so good, though. I need to hear it twice. It still won't keep me in a way. No. In the airport? You gotta have it. Of course you do. You gotta have it. Because we're all piggies. If you're an American citizen, you're a piggy. Not all of us. What about the fair? Is the fair Cinnabon? No. It's a different cinnamon roll. It's probably way worse. It tastes so much better. I want it right now. Okay. Lauren's like, I wonder what it's like to be like them. Yeah. Plebeians. Disgusting. Plebeians. Cave dwellers. Cave dwellers. You cave dwelling mayo eaters. My body is my temple. Yeah. Bacon grazes. Those moments while you're biting into that bacon grazer. Amazing. Those moments while you're taking those bites, you're like...

3:05:33Are you kidding me? This food really exists? I know. You can taste the sugar crystals in your teeth as you bite into it. You taste the sugar. You're like... I've lived a pretty good life. I've tried a little bit of everything. I don't think it gets much better than that, dude. How bummed are you when you take your last bite? Oh, yeah. You take your last bite and you take that dough. It's like wet. Yeah, it is. And you wipe. the inside of the paper like a starving little dog. You wipe the inside of the paper container of the cinnamon and cream cheese. I lick the cardboard. Somebody make that right, dude. Is there an M1 listening right now that works at Cinnabon? As we just said, there's 1,100 calories. Give me three of them. They have Annie Ann's out here? The Easter Bunny sitting over here is like, I'll take carrots if you have them. I'll bring carrots. Do they have Annie Ann's? Do they have what? Annie Ann's pretzels? No. There's a Wetzel pretzel? Is that what you call it?

3:06:40Who gets pretzels? No, no, listen. I was at Fashion Valley the other day, and I was walking around, and they have one of those Wetzels. How do you pronounce that? Wetzels pretzels? Okay. It's Wetzels pretzels. Yes, it's pronounced. Thank you. It's pronounced Wetzels. It's great. Thank you, Wolfgang. They're from Germany. Great. Well, they had one of those pretzels, and they had it like a cinnamon roll. That's what I'm talking about. And they always have the testers outside. I was like, yes, I'll take a tester. And I put it in my mouth and I almost went back to order one. It was that good. Cinnamon roll? It has cinnamon sugar. That's great. You know what I would do? I'd be like, yeah, it's wonderful. I think I'll go get a cinnamon roll. You know, do that. Why not? It was like just as good. I'll grab you guys cinnamon rolls from VG's because I had one on Saturday after I served. It was... Fantastic. Oh, man. Maybe we do, from now on, we do donut Tuesdays, cinnamon roll Wednesdays, and just fatty Thursdays. We do McMuffin Thursdays, and then we do Starbucks cream cheese Danish Fridays. Yes. We'll take Mondays off. Monday, we'll have four cheat days. Look, it looks like Lauren just smelled a turd. She's like, no. We'll stick to the breakfast burritos on Monday. When do we go jogging, guys? What day is jogging? Are we going jogging anytime soon? Yeah, yoga and jogging at the same time.

3:07:54That's what we should be doing. Let's see. Let's do this. Is that it? Yeah. Okay. If you had 24 hours to live, if you only had 24 hours to live, wow, what would you do? Eat a Cinnabon? Yeah. I'd mainline a Cinnabon. Oh, my God. Give me every one of those Cinnabons. Cinnabon ID. ID. He just pumped Cinnabon into his head. Blend in a blender. I would probably exercise. Learn. Matt and I would hike along the cliffs. I probably would. You would. I would probably exercise until my body gave out. I would try to get involved in some sort of Iron Man. No, I know how I would end it. How? I would exercise myself to death. No, I would do all that stuff and then I would jump out of a plane with no parachute into the ocean. You're a lunatic. Why not? A lunatic. Why not? What a strange way to end it. Well, if it was 23 hours and 58, wait.

3:09:06Yeah, minutes. Yeah, I would be like, all right, let's do it. You would want to jump out of an airplane? Yes, if I was going to die anyway, I would want to feel what it was like to fly. You're not really flying. You're not falling. I want to know what it's like to fall. Closest thing. Wow. You'd be living like you'd end your life in fear. Yeah. No, I would not. I would be like, Yahoo! Michael, I'm free with the birds. I'm free to sail. Yeah, I would do it naked kind of thing. Oh, my God. Yeah. Why not? Another piece falls into place. Lighten up. Lighten up. Lighten up. I would have everyone I loved in the room, including a Cinnabon in my mouth. I think that conversation just really topped it for me. I'd have a big, giant blowout where I had a huge party. I would have my friends that I played music with before. We would jam for like four hours and play. And I don't know. A song would be like. Sounds like a frat party. Yeah, it would be like a giant final frat party. It would be amazing. That doesn't sound fun. And then your friends would be like, five, four, three. You would just jump into the crowd. Sounds perfect. And they would start moshing over your body. Yeah, it would be perfect. Passing the little ones around. What's wrong with that? What would you do? M1 family man, what would you do? I'm exhausted from laughing.

3:10:28Family man, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. What would you do? I don't have one right now, but I'd run down to the Best Buy and get one of those webcam things. And for probably about 12 hours of my last day, I would make a video log for my kids. Oh, that's cute. Five and three years old. That is really cute. That's a great idea. I'm going to steal yours. Yeah, that's what I was going to say, too. That's good. You can't go see everybody, but you can at least record it for them. That's a good one. Have you seen My Life? Yeah. Oh, gosh. I was an immature jerk. I was immature. I was young. I was with Eddie. We went to see it. We were both bored out of our minds. I was young and immature. I was young and immature. I saw that movie when I was like 12. Yeah. Craig Gass, my friend Craig, the comedian Craig Gass, he says he's never cried harder in a movie. One other one. It ate below. But other than that, that's it. Me, the movie Dad with... Ted Danson. Ted Danson. But I was in my life. And me and Eddie were immature. And we couldn't watch it normally. We were, you know... Cracking on it. We were goofing off. Because... We're young and immature. And you were like, I'm not going to cry in front of him. He's not going to cry in front of me. So we decided to goof off instead. And then I inappropriately...

3:11:45I can't even say it. What did you do? I said die already because it was going on forever. And I was like, oh, my God. Die already? I was young and dumb. You yelled it out? No, I didn't yell it out. I screamed it out, for goodness sake. Oh. You need to go back and revisit now that you have children. Yeah. You made me feel so bad. Really good movie. Dude, I was sitting. We were three fraternity buddies. Just got done grilling. We watched it. We were sitting on the couch. Three of us. You got done grilling? They were grilling steaks. And he's like, hey, let's watch this movie. You know why it didn't get me? I'll tell you, because I thought that it was like cheap cry. It was like, it was cheap. It was like, you know, it's like if somebody runs up behind you and goes, boom, you're going to jump. And that's what it was like. What about, there's the one with John Travolta too, Phenom. Boy in the Plastic Bubble. No, no, no. Phenomenon. Saturday Night Fever. Phenomenon. Oh, Grease. So touching. Phenomenon, he's like dying. That's a great movie. Phenomenon? Yeah. I watched part of that over the weekend. Dumb one. It's not dumb. No, you guys. Yeah, no, no, no. What about Awakenings? That was good. Robin Williams. Robin Williams, De Niro. Oh, my goodness. What's that? That's his.

3:12:57Okay, Woods said eight below. That's a movie with Paul Walker and Arctic dogs. Eight below made him ball. They left those dogs there and those dogs survived. Are you kidding me? Do you know who Paul Walker is? He's an incredibly good looking. Are you guys heartless? Are you heartless? Have you seen the bear? No, but are you heartless? The bear makes me ball. Those poor dogs, it was eight below and they're sitting there waiting. Yeah, dude, they're made for it. One of them died and I did. That got me though. But I'm also a girl. Yeah. Oh, it slayed me. Yeah, Dad. The movie Dad killed me. Ted Danson. Jackie Gleason. Jackie Gleason made you cry? Yeah, he did. Jackie Gleason. Jack Lemmon. Jack Lemmon. Yeah, but Gleason's the same exact thing. Is that the one that's like to the moon, Alice? Yes, it is. Jackie Gleason. Henry! Get me out of this place! Really? What were we talking about? Who knows? If you had 24 hours to live. 24 hours to live. What would you eat if you had 24 hours to live? Everything. I've already told you. One meal. You get one meal. Steak, corn on the cob, mashed potatoes. That would be your last meal? Yeah. And a big, giant, ice cold DP. Really? Yeah. What's a DP? Dr. Pepper, you know that. I think I would have to go Yum Yum Donuts. Rainbow sprinkled donut holes. I love them. That would be your last meal? I love them. You only get...

3:14:23You get to lay out... That would be it. So that'd be it? Well, when I was little, we had a Yum Yum Donuts by my house, and it burnt down when I was in high school. And now there's not a single donut place in La Jolla. Not one. And I just... You poor things. That's from my childhood. It's tragic. You poor things. You know when you wake up on a Saturday morning... We should do a fundraiser. Bring me a donut. And then we don't have any drive-thrus. They took out our drive-thru. Lucky, all we can get is Eggs Benedict. It's a real pain in the ass, I'll tell you. Ladies and gentlemen. This is a public service announcement for La Jolla. Do you know how many rich people don't have donuts? That's why we're asking you to give to La Jolla Needs Donuts. Give what you can. Give what you can. And you know what? Give from your heart. Give from your stomach. I drove over to my Chula Vista. Wow, that is so sad. Like, that's the saddest story I've ever heard. This is the time that Sienna had to drive from La Jolla to Chula Vista.

3:15:21That's right, Mike. I had to brave Mexicans in order to go over there just to get myself a donut. I was getting really tired of mimosas and bagels and lox. I just want to sprinkle donut holes. Todd, if you're listening, that's what I want for my birthday. Damn mimosas. It's a saddest story. Fresh fruit platters everywhere. I mean, they have, like, the bakery part at Vaughn's, but it's just not the same. No, donuts at the grocery store are nowhere near the same. Not the same. How about you, Pepper? Alfalfa cakes and some... No, I would have pizza and beer. Would you really? Yeah. What kind of pizza? Yeah, I'd have to pick it out. What kind of beer? What kind of pizza I would have? Some kind of wheat hefeweizen. No, I would have like a supreme pizza. Yeah, everything. Everything on it. Which, you know, would be cool because you've never eaten this in your life and you like the first time. No, actually no olives. And then beer, what kind? I don't know, maybe a Guinness? Nice. That'd be your last meal. Oh, yeah. What about yours? Jay, what about you? It's going to be real foofies. Caramelized onions baked in brie. Guaranteed, it'd be foofy. I would do... Oh, man. I would do something from Pamplemousse. I would have to have... No, I would do prime rib of pork with...

3:16:48Truffled mashed potatoes. Gingered snow peas. Truffle fries. And a peanut butter bomb for dessert. That would be it. That was very general. I would have margarita. Yeah. I would have a lobster dinner. With the garlic mashed potatoes. Oh, I like this. And then like maybe one of those chocolate volcanoes or it's just got the chocolate all oozing over chocolate cake with ice cream on the side. Can we do our meeting today at Chili's so we can get a chocolate chip paradise pie? Have you ever had that? What's that? I want it. You can make you slap yourself, dude. Really? It's that good. It's that good. It'll make you slap yourself. Can I let you down on Pinkberry? No. I'm the one who let you down on this. Lauren said to us last week, she goes, guys, we talk about food a lot. on the show. We talk a lot about food. Everyone else went, yeah. You know what Jay made me think of? Porto Nuevo. Homemade tortillas. Flour tortillas. A little bit of butter and some fresh grilled lobster.

3:18:04Amazing. The place is ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Why haven't I been there yet? And that will cost you $15. Yeah, you haven't been there yet because you got to drive into Mexico. Oh, it's in Mexico? It's in Mexico. I'll go to prison. Knowing you? Yeah. Yeah. They'll be like you smuggling chiclets back. This guy's trying to smuggle chiclets and plastic tweeties. You're getting busted for sure. Monkey on a surfboard. Yeah. Gotta have them. Bart Simpson dolls. Went to Los Olas. You guys been to Los Olas? Cardiff? Went to the one in Carlsbad. They got one in Carlsbad. And that was really good. My wife wouldn't kiss me all night because I got seafood. She hates seafood. She won't eat anything from the water. And if I do, she won't have anything to do with me until the next day. Even if I brush my teeth. That is so funny. She hates it. When we went to Benihana, they have to cook her meal separately. Yeah, and it's the only time I hear my wife lie. Yes. She lies to them. She says, I'm allergic to fish. Can you please do that? And I so badly want to go. She's not telling you to. She's not allergic. It's fibber. Yeah, she has them. She doesn't like when they chop the shrimp. Grosses her out. She won't even look. She won't look. Wow. That's funny. Grosses her out. Wow. All the seafood stuff. Let's see. Did I tell you I went for a walk? Wow. I saw you. You did not.

3:19:27Went for a walk. What inspired that? He did, actually. My wife. Oh, just the two of you? And the twins. Oh, that's fun. Put them in a stroller. Went walking on Carlsbad by the big nuclear power plant or whatever that is. What is that thing? I don't know. How far? It's a power plant. How long? I'd say we went a good 40, 50 feet. Question. Now, prior to the walk, it was Rebecca's idea, right? Of? Of course it was. Now, how much convincing did it take? A lot. And when you finally said, fine, babe, what do I wear? And she tells you what to wear. When you got back, did you not walk in the door and say, thank you so much for making me do that? By the time we got back to the vehicle, I knew it was a good idea. I thought to myself, why don't I do this? He tried like hell to get out of it. That's how tight it is. Absolutely. Because what I did is I thought we may go to that skate park thing. So I woke up early, and I called Mikey, and I was telling him about a new character. And he's like, yeah, maybe I'll come hang out with you guys out of Mission Valley. And I'm like, yeah, dude, bring it. Well, more the merrier. And he's like, yeah, hold on. I'll be right back. I'm going to go ask Rebecca. And then he texts me. He's like, I have to go to a walk, but I'll be back at 10.30. That's like.

3:20:45I swear you guys are all the same. Because I have to, like, Todd, you're coming. And force him like a little child. And then once he gets back, he's like, oh, I'm so glad you made me do that. I was. I was glad she made me. I smoke on walks. When we walk the dogs, I'll smoke cigarettes. I'm relaxing. Jamie gets, she's embarrassed. She'll walk 10 feet in front of me. Put your cigarette. Pepper, you wouldn't even do it, right? You wouldn't even let, you wouldn't even be on a walk with him if he's. Started blasting cigarettes on the beach. Yeah, I'd have to walk in front of him so I didn't get his secondhand smoke downwind. I bet. Quit crying. Oh, yeah. Dallas' own. Is he? Yes. Hey, speaking of food, there's this thing that you probably didn't know about. Did you know that fattening foods that we buy, there might be something in them that are causing cocaine-like addictions. Wow. It's called gluten, Mikey. I'll fill you in next. People are going to like this. The Mikey Show. It's a good time, you know what I mean? Call 570-1949 or text 949mikey at gmail.com. More of The Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. United States 2010 Census Forums will be arriving by mail at homes this March.

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3:26:24Dave Matthews, this is you, dude. It's not me, man. That is not me. No, you don't recognize yourself? This is you, actually, in fact. This is Prince. No, it's not Prince. It says Dave Matthews. It says it right there. It says Dave Matthews. Crash, that's you. Never heard of it. Can you try to sing it? I've never heard of it. You can't sing it because he says he's never heard it. It's good, though. I like it. It's mellow. It's very mellow. Wow. I bet I got a lighter. Dave, you know our show today is number 41. Oh. Is it really? Does that have any significance to you? No. Like your song? You know what that means? No. You have a song called number 41. Not me. Yeah. What is wrong with you, Dave? Dave, how come you don't know any of this? What's that, man? You guys are tripping me out, man. I don't know what you're talking about. What are some names of your songs? Well, we did... We did the Oscar song that I wrote. Look at that. He just closed his robe a little bit. He's hanging open. And, uh, I don't know. I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Man, you smell like booze, Dave. Do you even, like, wear clothes under that robe? No. I just saw man, man, chichi. Loosey-goosey. Hanging brain. No, no. Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. I never heard that. Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. Yeah. David.

3:27:50I like this, man. Mikey, will you burn? Will you burn me this? Will you burn this for me? No. Please? Dave. Jay, burn that for me. Oh, wow. He's talking. Is he talking with that thing in his hand? No, I'm in the song. I love that song. I'm going back to bed. Thanks. Oh, he was talking about the song, Mike. Thanks, Dave Matthews. He really liked that song. That was his own song. Yeah, he did. He did. He didn't realize it was his own song. He does a lot of bad stuff. What a silly goose. He sure is. Silly, silly. What? Hey, you guys, Woods of Wisdom. This is where Woods answers guy stuff. Okay? So, you know, like if you're looking for advice with the ladies, Might have made you laugh. I don't know. It's funny. Stuff with the ladies. Kid's been around the block. Yeah. Kid's been around the block. If you're wondering about just anything, you write him up. You go to MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. And when you get there, where do you go for? You click on the latest and then you scroll down. Oh, we got to put that. Bump it back up. It's a more prominent spot.

3:29:17If you ask me. What if they went to the Facebook, too? Yeah. That's another place you can do it. Or you can always just email me, woodsofwisdom, at woods at mikeyshow.com. Woods at mikeyshow.com. Yep. Or you can just call it Facebook instead of the Facebook. Did I just? People do that, too. Dad. You're using the Facebook. And the MySpace. Yeah, you can go to the Facebook. Go to the Twitter. Go to the Twitter. Facebook.com and search The Mikey Show. And right now, The Mikey Show has exactly 7,500 fans. Wow. Yeah. Exactly. Let's try to double that and get to 15,000 by the end of the week. That'd be rad. Wow. Really? It's easy. That's a task. Can be done. Shoot for the stars, LLB. That's right. Just tell your friends to join and become fans of the Mikey Show. Everyone that's on there, tell one friend that's not a fan. Or, yeah, that's not a fan to become a fan. The 15,000th fan gets a set of steak knives. On me. Third prize is your five. Third prize is your five. A hug from all of us. That's right. Let's see. Okay, so these, tell me about these fattening foods that are causing cocaine-like addictions.

3:30:40Basically, scientists have just confirmed with what the rest of us have all been thinking for years. Bacon, cheesecake, other delicious fattening foods are addicting. They're addictive. Yeah, they're saying it affects the brain the same way as cocaine and heroin can. Dopamine. Yeah, that's right. Dopamine. It'll get you. That's exactly right. It says that... doing drugs such as cocaine and eating too much junk food gradually overload the quote-unquote pleasure centers in the brain, and that's what they call that. And I guess they just did a bunch of tests on rats, and they categorized the rats in three different categories. One of the groups was fed regular food. The second was fed bacon, sausage, cheesecake, frosting, and other fattening high-calorie foods. Dave Matthews is squinting at you right now with a piece of... With a piece of fried chicken in one hand and a cupcake in the other. Yeah, weird. But those rats could only eat junk food for one hour. And then the third group was allowed to pig out on everything unhealthy for 23 hours a day. And it showed that they became quickly obese, obviously. But the brain, it's like an addictive thing that the brain needs when you eat too much of it. It's like you need it more and more and more and more and more and you can't control it. I've become quickly obese before. Lauren?

3:31:57This just kills her. Like I say it, it's barely out of my mouth. She's already laughing. Like it's barely out of my mouth that she's laughing. I'm not even laughing. And Woods is right, though. Dopamine is involved in the brain's pleasure centers, like I said. And it basically just tells the brain something that happened, which means, you know, they should learn from what just happened and keep doing it and doing it and doing it. Wow. Did you guys hear about the two cops that were messing around with a taser just to have... Fun, right, Sienna? Yeah, in Arizona. What did he do? One of them's a sergeant, and the other one was a lower-ranking police officer, but they were messing around. He was a plebeian. The sergeant became agitated, and he zapped. The lower ranking officer right in the groin with a taser. For fun? Well, no, he was agitated. They were goofing around and then the lower ranking officer was goofing off too much. It was like the kid was getting messed up. Yeah. The sergeant who had been in the department for 18 years, he actually just...

3:32:58That's so true. It would be Woods. They're having fun, but he would get a little too mad. It's too much. It's too much. I'm realizing now I'm loving that you guys are starting to see what I hit that point. Let me tell you. I see it coming up. I see it a mile away. I'm like, here it is. Do you guys not see what I'm seeing right now? I see it too. It's a wind up. It's a wind up. I'm like, uh-oh. Eject. Eject. Eject. And then he's like, really? Really? I'm like, okay. I don't mean to make everybody uncomfortable. No, it's like poking a tiger. Yeah. Feels real good for a while. It's fun for a little bit. I like it. Poking a tiger. And you see it, you're like, do you guys notice how that tiger's tail is starting to stand straight up? Starting to curl. His hair is starting to brindle on his back. Yeah. And people are still charging towards the tiger. All of a sudden. Oh, no. That's him. That's your boy. Well, anyway, these two cops are doing that. They're messing around. They're having a great time. He zaps his partner. Zapping each other. Imagine if they were to make a 911 call about it. 911, what is your emergency? Hi, I'm a... Sir? I'm a preacher calling because I'm here with a...

3:34:25I'm here with a friend of mine, also a police officer. Officer, what is your location? I'm not sure. I think we're at a Denny's. Are we at a Denny's? Yeah, and we were just playing around with a taser, but my partner here has got it attached to my groin and every once in a while is tasing me. Who's your mama? And so I just can't get him to stop because he's funny. Officer, can I speak to the other gentleman, please? Yeah, hang on a minute. She wants to talk to you. Hello. Yeah. What are you doing? Nothing. She's roasting some chestnuts. What are you doing? Can you stop with the taser, please? What are you going to do? I'm the police. You don't worry about me. Can I speak to the other officer, please? Yeah, here you go.

3:35:26Feed me, feed me, feed me. Hi. Yeah, that was it. So could you help? Is there anyone else there with you? Yeah, just, well, no, not besides my buddy here who's shocking my groin with his. Oh, hello. Yeah, just my buddy. So if you could send somebody down to the Denny's, it would really help us out. Okay. It sounded like deliverance. That other cop could have cared less. I know it. Having a ball. My favorite part of that. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? I'm the police. What are you going to do? All right. Everybody needs to calm down because we're going to play Name That Tune. What do you mean calm down? I'm going to get amped up. Everybody, take it easy. Oh, gosh. We're going to play Name That Tune. I've had too much caffeine for this game. 570-1949. And you've got to look on the webcam because they all stand up when we do this.

3:36:52These are three adult people in front of me. Term is used very loosely in some of our cases. They become children when we play this. Can't help it. Call us right now, 570-1949. I feel exhausted right now. I'm already exhausted. You're going to pick Sienna, Woods, or Pepper O'Brien. Okay? Now, the way that we do, we call it Name That Tune, and the way that we do it is I'm going to play you A scene from a movie. And if they know the movie, they're going to yell out their name. A scene or a song? Jay said it was a song. Song. Yay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is. It is. Sure. It's songs. Now, the thing is, is that they're all from movies. All the songs are from movies. Okay. Great. Oh, my God. Great. So. You ready? 570-1949. And there's music. There's really stuff for everybody. I'm keeping score today. Sure, there are. Guys.

3:37:53I must call on you. So if you say Pepper, you've got to wait until I go Pepper. I'm not saying Pepper. Yes, you are. I will not. You will say Pepper. Or you're disqualified. M1 SoCal. Stretch it out. Yes, can I get Sienna? Yes, my boy right there. Of course you can. You hang on the line, you rascal. M1 Sanjaya. I'm not going with Lauren this time. That's great. You got it. You got Woodsy. Don't worry about that. Stretch it out. M1 Abe. Look at Sienna stretching. Stretch it out. Abe. Yes, sir. You got Pepper over there. Hey, let him state himself. He's proud of it. Who do you want, Abe? I'll take Pepper. You got her. Yeah. You got her. All right, you guys ready? You know it. Again, what you're going to do. You're not telling me the song. Tell me the movie. The movie. It's the movie. Yep. Here we go. Woods. Woods. Rocky. That is correct. Is that Woods on sports? That is correct. You ready? Here we go. Lauren. Lauren. Beetlejuice. Great. Wow. I was just about to say it. Here we go. Lauren. Lauren. Roses. Woods. Roses? Woods. The beach? Play it again. Play it again. Now this is the rule. You can play it again. I can wait. Roses, by the way. I can go as long as I need to.

3:39:25I'm 24 years old. Is this normal? It was just sad. It was just sad. Beaches? I thought she said it. No, no, no. Woods said the beach. I didn't get credit for it. I can't believe I said roses. No, I didn't. Even though I just said the right answer at the right time. After Mikey gave it to you. Zeroes. I won't take it. Damn it. Nobody gets a point. The beach. That's not close enough to you. I would have gotten it on Jeopardy. On Jeopardy, they would have given it to me. They would have given him. No. The beach is a movie with Leonardo DiCaprio. No fighting. No fighting. Children. You can all get. Here we go. Woods. Breakfast Club. Wow, you're good. Nice. Here we go. Woods. Woods. Wayne's World. What? That makes everyone smile. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Here we go. Lauren. Lauren. Ghostbusters. Wow. Great call. All right.

3:40:44All right, I'm not liking this list so far. No cartoons in there so far. Here we go. Woods. Woods. Animal House. Oh, about time. Oh, come on. You know you make me wanna. Of course Woods has seen Animal House. Of course. It's the greatest movie ever. Here we go. Woods. Woods. Say anything. Oh my gosh. Well done. My favorites. Well done. Sorry, Soquel. Let's see. Woods. Woods. The Wedding Singer. Consider yourselves smoked. Man. Freaking nature. So modest. Here we go. I know. Woods. Sienna. What? Woods got it. Dirty dancing. Sure, Woods got it. What did Jay say? Woods got it. Woods. Dirty dancing. You should have given it to me for sympathy, all right? There we go. Sienna, maybe you can catch up. Oh, yeah, sure. Woods. Woods. Freaking footloose. Not just footloose.

3:41:50Frickin' Footloose. Yeah, you yelled that one out, baby. Can we get a ruling on that? I don't think the movie was called Frickin' Footloose. There are two left. Mathematically eliminated. Let's play it out. Let's play it out. Lauren. Pocahontas. What? She did that on purpose. Titanic. You got it, Sienna. Pocahontas. Pocahontas and roses. She was thinking Sienna's coming, so it's got to be a question in there. No, I thought it was Vanessa Williams' paint with all the colors in the wind. Jurassic Park. Last one. Woods. Garden State. How did the girl from New Jersey not get that? Eight to one to zero. I got second! Superstar. M1 Sanjaya. Yeah, my boy killed it. Your boy absolutely killed it. Those are some of my favorite movies, too. That was not a five. That was good. Thanks. Some of my favorites in there. Man, that was good. Oh, yeah, Sienna. Sienna picking the music. Good stuff today, Sienna. See, I did something right. Ray Charles. This is a good song. Oh, it's a jam.

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3:48:31health-conscious person in the world. Woods. It's hard work looking this good. Lauren. I'm very clumsy. Zienna. When they're real, you know. And Jay. I'm wearing Dockers right now. On FM 94.9. Woods just did the rump shake. It's ridiculous. Never heard this instantly like it. You've never heard this? You've never heard this song? Stop down. No, we didn't used to play it on Rock 105. I was like... I thought, okay. Garrett just wrecked his car because he just heard the rump shaker. Is that what this is called? No, this isn't the rump shaker. No, this is called Daisy Dew. Oh, okay. I thought to myself, I either want to start off the Monday with this or I want to end it with this. Wow. How old is it? Old. There she goes. She gets shocked. Wait, wait, wait. What's happening right now? I think she shocked herself. Pepper stands up.

3:49:45to do the shake, right? She stands up, gives about a quarter second of a shake, and gets shocked in her ears. In our headphones, if we get up too quickly and move around, it just, like, frazzles and vibrates. It's awesome. Went from complete bliss to complete misery in a quarter of a second. Sweet bliss. Sweet bliss. Wow. The Daisy Duke song. How old is it? How old, dude? Like, 90s? My senior trip, we went to Cancun, and that was the big song. That along with, remember, all I want to do is zoom-a-zoom, zoom-a-zoom. Shake your rump. That's a rump shaker. I remember that. The Daisy Dukes, that was definitely on Todd's portion of the iTunes. Really? Yes. Shocking. Let's see. I like it. Literally. Shocking. So how did this kid win 9 mil? From Walmart. A girl, a 24-year-old student at TCU in Texas. That's where LaDainian Tomlinson went to college. Yeah, she was arrested at Walmart in Meyer Park back in 2008. And they accused her of using counterfeit money. And they arrested her. She spent two days in jail. And it turns out that it wasn't counterfeit.

3:51:05Now, the way they word it is weird. It says they accused her of trying to exchange counterfeit Walmart money, orders for cash. Hmm. Yeah. Exchange counterfeit Walmart money, orders for cash. They must have like a... Do they have special Walmart money? You can get, like, special Walmart money, like a gift card type bid. You can give it for Christmas or gifts or whatever. Got it. So, yeah, I guess they declined to pursue charges. The courts did. And she was falsely accused and falsely arrested. And they had to give her $9 million in damages. How long did she? Good for her. She went for two days. Two days in jail. What, do you think that's worth $9 million? That's nuts. Yeah. Good for her. Wow. Embarrassment. Yeah, she was accused of forgery, theft, shoplifting. All that stuff. Terrible. Yeah. $9 million? Insane. That's terrible. $9 million? Walmart had to pay her $8.2 million in actual damages and $820,000 in other damages. That's awesome. If I was going to go crazy with an amount that she should be awarded for having to spend two days in jail, I would say, listen, insane money. A million dollars. Yeah.

3:52:14Okay. $9 million. I wonder how she did that or how her attorney did that. It's $4 million a day, a little over. That was the best mistake of her life. Yeah. It really was. Now her family will have no problem there. Maybe it was to make an example of Walmart. Maybe. I don't know. It's a lot of money, though. So much? Let's see. I'm getting a wetsuit with Woodsy this week. Yeah. No. Can't wait. Are you guys, okay. When's payday? Are you guys going to go shopping together? Yeah. We're all free going. So that means, Jay, you're going to get a new one also? No, no, I'm just going to help them. You're just going to help them get fitted. I just want to warn you, trying on wetsuits in the store, one of the worst experiences ever. You get so hot and it's like getting it on and off and it's so, so there's no room in there. Do I have to go to a specialty shop? You might want to, just to ask somebody that works there to help you out. Yeah.

3:53:14Men's short and small. Yeah. Do you have any children's, like really overweight children's? Stop it, Mike. Wetsuits? You're not going to have a problem. No, not at all. When's payday? Wednesday. Make it right on Thursday. But I almost want to go with you guys because. It's going to be hilarious to see you both walk out in your wetsuits. What do you think of mine? What do you think of mine? Does this fit right, Jane? They'll be on the website. How's my butt look? They'll be on the website. All I need to know is what wetsuit do they have? Penguin. Should we go ahead and buy our boogie boards now or should we just wait? Because you're saying that we'll be off the surfboards by summer? Like, we'll give up. Yeah, and what I thought was... So frustrated. Well, my idea was we can bring Jasper and Jake, and we can bring them to the beach. We'll be like, yeah, dude, my kid has... I can't surf with him here, so I have to boogie board. That'll be our bit. Right, that's what we'll say. That's what we'll say. All I know is I want to get a wetsuit that is the warmest kind. You can get booties. I gotta get booties. Yeah, gotta get booties. You can get booties.

3:54:22I wanted boots because I almost broke my ankle on the rocks. Yeah, you're going to want booties for that. For the rocks? Yeah, because there'll be a little bit of a, like, for traction on the bottom. It makes me clinch. Yeah, the rocks have, like, moss or something slippery on them. Dude, Winder and Jay were tearing it up. You should see them. And Woods is like, I don't want to surf on a big, long board. I don't, dude. I want to surf on a small one. Yeah. Hey, you got to walk or crawl before you can walk. Exactly. Why? What will happen if you ride a short one first? You'll get frustrated and you'll never want to go. Dude, I'm getting frustrated and getting my butt kicked anyway. So why not just get frustrated? Might as well learn on what I want to learn on. It will take you twice as long to learn, if not more. And you can get hurt. Conditions weren't perfect. We went out there. We got smoked. Chop all over the place. I mean, I got killed. The next two days, of course, were smooth and perfect. It would have been great for you. I would look up and another wave would be crashing. I'm like, this sucks. It's frustrating, but you'll get over it. It's still fun. Hillary just came in and I actually was thinking about her husband because I'm thinking about doing this and I'm like, what if that happened to me? Jay taught me a trick.

3:55:32When he goes, when I go down, I just cover my face and my head. And so my bit and ask him the one time I got, I hit pretty hard. And the first thing I did was this and nothing, nothing would have got me. Is it now, Hillary, do you surf? I dabble. You dabble? I lost my voice. Did you really? I really did. How did you do that? Girls weekend. Was it girls night out? Was it really? It was girls weekend away. Oh my gosh. Hill, do you need me? to stay and I'll stay and translate. What did you do Hillary? My goodness. She went out right. I can't tell you what we did. Oh my gosh. That's so great. You went out with the girls and came in on my Hi everybody. Sounds like Sienna. I was like, Garrett knew that I was going out for a girls weekend. And we rented a house, got out of town. So I was like, I have to be able to go into work on money because Garrett will not accept it if I go away for a girls weekend. You know, and call him sick on money. What do you people do, you ladies? What are you doing? I don't know. I wouldn't do anything to be a fly on the wall. Dude.

3:56:44They're crazier than dudes. I guarantee it. They're crazier than dudes. The whole weekend, we're like, dudes have no idea. They have no clue. You guys have no idea. My wife, when she goes on her little jaunts and they go to Austin, she comes back. She's like, we're driving back. We're on 35. Do you want anything to eat? I'm like, good God. You're blasting stuggies the whole way? Blasting cigs all weekend. Pounding vodka. Did your husband, does he say anything when you came back with your voice? No, he wants me. He's laughing at me. He's like, hey, if you see Hillary, can you tell her? Yeah. Wow. That's great. Do you need me to go get you some lozenges or anything? Take it easy. Thank you. Take it easy. You're welcome. How about some hot tea? She's fine. She's fine. You got some hot tea? All right. She's all good. Back off there. Easy, Tiger. Take care of my people, dude. That's right. That's what I do. I'm a team player. Hell, besides... You know, some warm tea. What do you have coming up this afternoon? Besides honey and chamomile, what will you be serving up? A bunch of really long songs. And here's Stairway to Heaven again. Like right now, Garrett is like, what? What did she do? It's like, where were you at? What are you doing? You know, Scott Shannon said to drink a little motor oil to get the pipes lubed up a little bit. So what I'll do is I'll grab a little Quaker stand. I'll do 10W30 or 10W40.

3:58:07And it really will coach your throat. You're fine. Oh, my God. You're fine. What is y'all going to do? So, what do you got? What are you going to do? Oh, I grabbed... Them crooked vultures. Is that right? Jimmy Eat World and the Pixies. I know this is going to be terrible today. I apologize in advance. That's fantastic. What do they do? Mikey Show listeners, make sure to just call and give her a hard time and listen all day. I'll post a couple pictures on Facebook. Oh, wow. Yes! There you go. How many girls? How many girls? Five. Amazing. Five troublemakers. Did you guys have pillow fight? The nude. Just panties and bras. Take it easy. Lovely and talented Hillary's up next. And the Mikey Show will be back here tomorrow morning at 6 o'clock. And do it again. Mike Show's out late. East San Diego. A Lincoln financial media station. Mikey in the morning. About the music all day and night. Of 94.9. It's about the music.