The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 04/06/11
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Will Smith Scientologist controversyH.M. Rojas caller/setupPadres home opener winUSD student shooting on 163Simon Cowell Viagra commercial offerJay Mentos/Diet Coke experimentWord of the day bean and Strikeforce ticketsCurtis joint email and cheating storyEskimo Blue Waters Belly Up performanceiPhone 5 Sony sensor leakMonopoly flip‑out storiesAflac duck auditions
The show opened with Mikey welcoming listeners and moved into a heated exchange when Sienna was criticized for claiming Will Smith is a Scientologist (P12). Listener H.M. Rojas called in from Costa Rica, prompting the hosts to play matchmaker between her and phone screener Chris (P13‑P15), while the Padres’ 3‑1 win over the Giants was celebrated (P16) and a USD student shooting on the 163 freeway was reported (P17). The hosts laughed about Simon Cowell turning down a $1 million Viagra commercial offer (P18) and watched Jay’s old‑man‑does‑science Mentos‑and‑Diet‑Coke geyser stunt that soaked Ciro (P27). Listener Curtis shared a candid tale about a joint email account that exposed his wife’s cheating and led to their separation (P64), and the word‑of‑the‑day “bean” earned a listener tickets to Strikeforce MMA (P31).
What happened, in order
Will Smith Scientologist controversy
Sienna is called the worst news girl after claiming on air that Will Smith is a Scientologist, sparking a heated debate.
H.M. Rojas caller setup
Listener H.M. Rojas from Costa Rica calls in, and the hosts try to set her up with phone screener Chris, joking about marriage and future kids.
Padres home opener win
Woodsy and Mikey celebrate the Padres’ 3‑1 victory over the Giants, highlighting Aaron Harang’s strong pitching.
USD student shooting on 163
Sienna reports a female USD student shot while driving on SR‑163, describing the bullet wound, emergency response, and positive prognosis.
Simon Cowell Viagra offer
The hosts discuss how Simon Cowell turned down a $1 million offer to film a Viagra commercial, debating the embarrassment versus the paycheck.
Jay’s old‑man‑does‑science stunt
Jay conducts a Mentos‑and‑Diet‑Coke geyser experiment with promotion staffer Ciro, who gets soaked in a spectacular spray.
Word of the day bean and Strikeforce tickets
The word of the day is “bean,” earning a listener a pair of Strikeforce MMA tickets and Dave & Buster’s power cards.
Curtis joint email and cheating story
Caller Curtis reveals that a joint email account with his wife exposed her infidelity, leading to their separation and a candid discussion about trust.
People mentioned
MikeyLauren O'BrienSiennaJayLou BushWoodsyChrisJasonTubbyH.M. RojasBrian StoweAaron HarangMadison BumgartnerHeath Bell
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Welcome, everybody. You can give us a call, 570-1949. If we want to get you on the horn, call us right now, 570-1949. And you can also text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. Weather today is supposed to be nice, I believe. Weather today is, you know, is it cloudy? Is it? I thought it was nice. I was hearing things about rain. Oh, it is. It does. It says rain. How's this weekend look? This weekend looks nice, it says. This weekend, 65, partly cloudy. Back to the diamond for the kid. Yeah. Wait. And then Sunday, they say 69, partly cloudy. Not bad. Oh, wow. L-O-B. L-O-B. Everybody. This is wrong with this girl. Now, we're going to make a little announcement to you here in just a second. Let me introduce. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 40 years old. And I am.
Beginning my vacation at 10 a.m. H-B-B. You know we have a meeting though, right? Yeah, well, 12 a.m. 12 p.m. We have a meeting. I'm very proud and impressed that you're sticking around for the meeting. Me too. I really am. That's not me being a D. I'm serious. I'm like, I'd be out. 10.01, I'd be like. See you guys. We've got work to do. He's got no choice, Jason. He ain't going nowhere. Yeah, you're not doing anything, Tubby. McDonald's still open at noon. It'll still be there. It's there. He ain't going anywhere. Don't worry about it. All right? You don't have to rush and fuss. If you want, we'll cater it. Woods is the man sitting across from me. Means the world to me. He can't stand me. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? about. We used to be such good friends. We are. You guys should watch a movie together. That might help you rekindle things. The notebook, maybe? What are you talking about? You're being paranoid. I love you. You know that. I'm just making sure. When I need to hug, I can tell in your hug. Oh, yeah. I can tell. I might even give you a little kiss on the cheek. When I hug and tell, let's see, Lauren O'Brien. Somebody's got some new toys in there. Don't use them all yet. Jay move his mouth.
To a black woman talking is pretty funny. It's pretty awesome. He can't play a drop without moving his mouth to the drop. It's hilarious. I need to see it. Oh, it's so good. Lauren O'Brien is otherwise known as L-O-B. Sienna is our news girl. She's 25. Nope. 26. Remember I said. She's 26. And she's now an iPad 2 owner. Love it. Sure is. I love it. And Jay is our producer. He's 47. And he says things that will creep you out. Yep. Yeah. Just a little. And a true story is that I do not have control over his microphone. Lest you think that that is, you know, a bit, just come in here. I mean, if you come in here, and I remember when our engineers told us that that was going to be the deal. His board is an extension of the board in front of me. And that's the way that they designed it. I can't control it. Can he turn off your mic? No, you can't, can you? No. So I have full control of my board. I have no control of his board. Winning. Our phone screener is Chris. That's crap. Tomorrow and Friday, I will not be on the air, but the rest of the Mikey show will be on the air.
Filling in as guest host, this man right here, Lou Bush. Yeah. Yes. What's up, man? People. Thank you. I'm telling you. Winning. Winning. You're going to get abused. Paper airplanes. Let that be the reason. Remember, I can beat you up. That's true. Winning. My wife can beat me up, so that's not saying a lot of sissy. So, yeah. Lou is going to be in here doing it up. He's a good, good broadcaster, and he's a fun person, and he's funny. He's so sweet. He's a good dude. Yeah, so Lou's going to hang out today and watch a little bit of how this thing is done. And then tomorrow you're going to get to hear him. And one of the things I love about Lou is the stories. I mean, Lou is a great storyteller, and he has a lot of them. He's got a lot of them. Will you name names? That depends. It depends. I'm thinking about it. I'm waiting for some.
Some okays because I don't want the doors getting kicked in. It's true. Oh, wow. I got to commend Mikey too. I would be, we used to have a saying, one foot in the parking lot. Right. I would be like, okay, yeah, you know, it's a great show today. Let's take the raids. I'll see you later. I'm a 10.06. Yes, I would be. Trust you guys. Yeah, trust you guys. I just, well, I do. I do really trust you guys. I have a lot of, I do, you know? Yeah. True fact. But it's called senioritis. You know, it's the last week of senior year for you right now. We used to call it at Reach Logo, we used to call it MCO'd. Yeah. Mentally checked out. I don't think I have been. I've really been trying to keep. You have been focused. I've been trying to keep focused and trying to keep this thing going as good as I can. I don't know how. Got a job to do. Yeah, in fact, I'm working tomorrow. Now, it'll probably be about 8 o'clock at night or something like that, but I'll be doing some stuff to help Lou out. Nice. And then I'm done after that. Then I will be undercover. We'll be here, though. Don't worry. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Taking grenades. Jay will be in full effect, I'm sure. Oh, wow. There goes Mikey. Cat's away. I got you. I got you. I got plans for Jay. All right.
Big fella. Don't worry, buddy. Oh, excuse me. Little fella. I can't wait. Little fella. Well, compared to Lou, I think everybody's kind of little fella. Yeah. Gosh, big dude. How tall are you, Lou? 6'3". It's kind of a job requirement. You know, prior, it was a little bit necessary. You know someone is a badass when they walk in with a humongous two-liter jug of water? A gallon. That's a gallon. A gallon. Forget, sorry. Forget them. little water bottle. What's that about, Lou? Okay, I see what's going on. What is that? What is that? I'm actually, I started my 21-day cleanse. Oh. Which is very difficult. It's not a good idea when you're filling in here. No, I'm, no. There's a lot of good food around here, man. I'm not, I'm focused. All right. Focused. I'm a professional. Makes two of us, kid. I'm a semi-professional. Come on. Give me some. I'm on a cleanse, too. We're going to talk more about that. I really got something planned for you as well. Oh, great. So, Lou, you're 6'3". You went to Washington State, right? Washington State. Drew Bledsoe was my quarterback. That's rad. Yeah. No way. We had a great team. Oh, my. For a few years. Some lean years, but we were pretty good. Ryan Leif was quarterback there. Oh, goodness. Yes, he was. It's true. We'll talk about that one soon. Yes, we will. Goodly stories. What was your, you know, when you were coming out of college, what was the rap on you? What was Lou Bush good at?
What were the areas that were identified as weaknesses? If Mel Kuyper had been saying, Lou Bush, what was the rap? See, he just puts you on the spot. Yeah. Too early. Explosive. Very aggressive. I will say this. It was aggressive, smart, plays hard every down. It was more off the field. Really? Yeah, I had a, you know. I enjoyed college a little bit too much. Didn't we all? Yeah. I broke my ankle my senior year, too, so I kind of was coming off of that. Wow. I put on some weight. I played four different positions in college. That's awesome. I played safety. I played outside linebacker, inside linebacker, and defensive end. Yeah. Wow. So my weight varied, so, of course, my senior year, you break your ankle, and they come in, they're going, hey, he looks a little slower. You know, he looks heavier. Yeah. Well, how am I going to get into that? Me and Mike price that a little. Had a little difference of opinion on a couple of points. Head coach. Yeah. You're getting very squirmy right now. Yeah. Why are you getting all answers? Squirming everywhere. Who originally drafted you? Chargers. Chargers drafted you. Yeah. Came out actually funny. It came out the week before the draft. I worked out for him. And I'm talking about I did. I'm out there catching balls and running routes. And like, what is this about? And I actually thought I was going to be a Raider going into it. I really thought I was going to be. Boo.
Yeah. And why? Because they were, they had you come out and they were talking to you like, yeah, you know, just like they needed, they needed the position too. And it was just like, okay, cool. I mean, I'll be, you know, be a Raider, you know, whatever, whatever. And nothing ever works out like you think it's going to work out draft day, the longest day of your life. And, but I was happy to be here. Yeah. I got off the plane. I remember Seattle, they're waiting for the bus, the shuttle to pick us up. I was like, I'm never leaving this. I'm never leaving the most beautiful airport. You're like, dude, as long as I can afford this, I'm never going to leave. Yeah. That's so cool. So he's got all those stories about playing in the NFL, played in the Super Bowl team, the Super Bowl Charger team that played against the 49ers. So he's got all kinds of stories. 5701949. By the way, an M1 is a Mikey Show fanatic. You are nuts about the Mikey Show. You will drink protein like Woods so that you can be more like Woods. You will... dye your hair blonde, and you will wear blue contacts to be more like L.O.B. Use Ovation. You'll use Ovation. You will name your daughter Sage, even if it's a boy. You better not. She'll kill you. She doesn't like that bit. I've heard of a little boy out there named Sage. An M1 joins the Mile High Club. That's not really...
M1-ish or not? I mean, I don't think there's anybody on our show that's a Mile High Club. It's not like we come on the show and we're like, hey, remember that time that we joined the Mile High Club? It's just so strange because Jay just looks right at me and he goes, an M1 joins the Mile High Club. And I go, oh, wow, oh. I think he wrote a bunch of these down that he thought would be really good. Yeah. And he saves it. The Mile High Club. Lou's reaction. He's giving us a look like, you know I have. Yeah, right now he's like, hey, that's a good one. That's a real good one. You guys are missing out. What's going on? Oh, man, I'm on my way to work right now. Dude, you guys this week have been off the chain, dude. I mean, so funny. Thank you, dude. Yeah, and dude, like, I was at work yesterday, and I had to cut the volume down on you guys. I was laughing too hard. That's awesome, man. That's what we love to hear. We love to hear. Dude, where's your restaurant, man? I seriously want to try some of your barbecue. Dude, we're going to have to have you come in to the show. I've closed those doors, and we'll talk about it. Just too much, too much, but we're going to work something out. People are going to call an ass. You know people are going to call an ass. Freaking good. It's my brother's favorite restaurant. Every time you come in, everybody talks about your cooking, man. Dude, it's unbelievable. Nubian Prince, thank you for the call. We appreciate it. We found out after you left.
I was like, you know Sweet Lou's, right? When it used to be here. And Sienna goes, are you kidding? That's the same. It's like a light bulb went off. Yeah, and Sienna goes, that was Lou's? And I go, yeah. She goes, that was my brother's favorite restaurant. We went there all the time on Loy Boulevard. Yes, yes. Sweet Lou's. Sweet Lou's. The word of the day is bean. Yes, I'm Hispanic. Yes. I'm Hispanic. Yes. The word of the day is bean. Like a bean burrito. Sure. Right. Right. How am I supposed to not say that word? Yeah. Yeah. Seriously. That's one that I actually would say. It's tough for Santa to come up with a new word every day. She's somehow able to. People love when it's, you know, around you and your.
Culture. You wouldn't allow the Spanish words anymore. Yes, because he didn't know them. What do you mean it's hard to find a word? Go to Humberto's and look at the menu. Really? Yeah. That's true. He didn't want any Spanish words. Yeah, it doesn't necessarily have to be a Spanish word just because I am of Mexican descent. Doesn't it? It's a lot more fun that way. It's just more fun that way because it's harder for you not to say them. Right. Because you're always saying tortilla. Yeah. It's like every other word. Sombrero. Sombrero. Pancho. Pancho was yesterday. Habanero. Habanero. That was yesterday. You say that all the time, too. Always singing this song. Just speaking Spanglish real good to us. Whistling it if you need to. Where's the clogs? We'll see the dance. A castanet? Yeah, where's your castanet? I don't even know. Where are they? You know what those are. I don't. I actually don't. I guess the lady that cleans up moved them again. Is it the cymbals?
Yeah, on your fingers. Maybe they're under the sombrero. Where are his castanets? I don't know what it is. M1, cave dweller from Wisconsin. What's going on? Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Good morning. And Jay. Thank you. Well done. What's going on? Good. Not too much. Just watching my daughter stuff get bananas in her face. Yeah. Kind of like Mikey. Oh. Just wanted to call and kind of apologize. I missed everything that happened yesterday. I was recovering from a concert that I went to. And all kinds of craziness, like people being mean to Sienna and just people being mean in general. What the heck has been going on? You know, we were talking about it off the air. Yesterday, somebody was mean to Sienna, which don't ever, ever, ever. I mean, if somebody says something about me, that's fine. Don't ever talk smack about anybody else on the show. And the guy was just being mean. He was just being a jerk. Makes me want to drive 2,600 miles down there. Show him how to be different. The guy was being a jerk. But, you know, here's the thing, man. You know, when that stuff happens, occasionally stuff like that's going to happen. Hopefully it doesn't happen very often.
It's a new day, and, you know, Santa is the greatest, and that's that. It was on Facebook. It wasn't on the air, so a lot of people are probably like, what? But he basically, I... It wasn't even a news story that I was talking about. Mike was playing some audio and we brought up Will Smith. And I said that he was a Scientologist. And someone was very mad that I said that and said, he is not a Scientologist. And basically went off and said, I was the worst news girl. And it would be a full-time job if he was to correct me every day. Which is, you know. Sienna is sensitive. She's a girl. The ridiculousness of it is that not only is Sienna good at what she does, I've told her this. Sienna's the best at what she does. She's the best doing what she does in the country. Bar none, in my opinion. She has the best delivery, pipes, everything. She's the all-around package. You guys are absolutely...
phenomenal at what you do. And I love listening to you every morning, even from far, far away. So I appreciate all of you. I love all of you. And don't make me bust some heads. Thank you. We love you, buddy. Thank you. He's a great M1. Guess who's on the line? M1 H.M. Rojas. the way from Costa Rica she's calling in. And why did we all just say cross? Because we are trying to set her up with our phone screener, Chris. Why is that red? I know, he's beet red. He would be the cutest couple. How long did they talk while he was screening? Oh, I know. He is the nicest human being we've ever met, and she is the nicest female human being we've ever met. And they would have great-looking kids. Beautiful children. Passionate lovemaking, too. That was weird. That got strange there. That definitely was an odd thing to say. So, H.M., what do you think? Do you accept his hand in marriage? Yeah.
Rojas. Maybe get a job in San Diego. When are you coming back? When are you moving back? I went on a retreat with work sometime in July, so I'm going to double up on that ticket, save some money, and go to California for a couple weeks. That's like July. HM, HM, we have said, and I mean seriously, have said off the air. That girl is so gorgeous and so take home to mom. Absolutely. She's a sweetie. She's the, you know, the real thing. Yeah. And so is Chris. And you guys need to meet. You guys need to make love. Oh, wow. That's so sweet. Oh, wow. Oh, my God. You have no idea. I look forward to coming and see you guys when I come home. We love you. And bring that coffee. Bring that coffee. Bring that coffee. Do you look at pictures of Chris? You know that. Chris is in my profile picture. Have you seen Chris? Yeah. Yeah, I commented. She commented. She thought he was cute. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. He is so embarrassed here, dude. He's such a sweet kid. He's a good kid. He's a good kid. I just, you know, I want you guys, I just want you to imagine, HM, that you come home and, you know, you're here for a few weeks and maybe you and Chris meet.
I don't know. It's some place that we set you up. Maybe it's George's at the Cove or something like that. You guys have a really nice dinner. And, you know, after that, you guys are just laughing and having a glass of wine together. Oh, darling. Realizing all the similarities that you have in common and everything. I'm nice. You're nice. You guys are sitting there and you're talking about your futures and everything and what you guys are looking for in the future. And you guys suddenly realize, oh, my goodness. We have the same goals. We have the same mindset. We have the same thoughts. And you go on another date and you realize, oh my goodness, it's even better than the first date, which is unbelievable since the first date went so well. And then you guys get to talking on the phone. I was waiting for that. Jay, he was telling a story. I was waiting for that. My, my, my. Reaching to a halt. I saw him hovering. I really noticed how to pop my bubble. That was incredible. It was as if I had the fire underneath the hot air balloon and I was going... It was date number two. I let you get all the way to date number two. And it was starting to lift off the ground. And then Jay just came and went... Bucket of water. Yeah, he shot it. Well, HM, I really do hope that you meet Chris. Can I come to the wedding?
Can I be a groomsman? I can't wait to be your maid of honor. I want the first dance. I want to sing. I can't wait to make sure that you bring some of that Costa Rican coffee. That coffee is delicious. HM, we love you. We'll talk to you later. He wants to kill us. Look at him. He's glowing. He's glowing. He's embarrassed. She's dynamite, Chris. So Padres played their opener yesterday. And Woodsy, what was the result? Well, it was a good one. Three to one win over the world champion Giants. It was incredible. Hometown boy Aaron Harang. He pitched at Patrick Henry High and at San Diego. Harang. And at San Diego State. Pitched with Cincinnati for a couple of years. Now he's back. And he pitched really, really well. Anytime you shut down that lineup, man, that's a good thing. Just making a joke. What's the matter with you people? I was joking. Don't you know a joke when you hear one? But no, he pitched his guts out. And, you know, the thing about the Padres, what I'm already seeing, and it's carrying over from last year, is that they're finding ways to get it done. Didn't have a lot of hits. You know, they walked.
were very selective at the plate against Madison Bumgartner. And they were drawing walks, you know, eight, ten pitch at-bats, just grinding out games, man, and grinding out wins. And these wins early in the season, it's just one less game you've got to win in August, September, you know, when it really, really counts. So, man, they looked really, really good. It was a sold-out crowd. It was packed out there. But Buddy Black, if you want, was talking about his new starter, Aaron Horang. And all different counts really did a good job at changing speeds, keeping them off balance, and worked his way out of two critical jams that were the critical parts of the game. It was awesome. Yeah, it was awesome. Hooray. Hooray. Heath Bell, another save. Yeah, dude. So we got to tell you, man, about this big San Diego news. This was a giant story yesterday. It's still a big story. There was a USD student. while she was driving on the 163. Somebody fired a gun from one of the overpasses. We will give you the details on that in a second. And also, Simon Cowell apparently was offered a million dollars for something that he turned down. And I would turn it down. Doesn't have anything to do with being morally bad, but you just kind of think about what that could be and we'll tell you. We'll put the words in your mouth.
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We'll take you down to about the 94 East. It is in the teens right now. This report also brought to you by Allstate. People who switch to Allstate save money. They got more protection. So get Allstate today. Dollar for dollar, nobody protects you like Allstate. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I'm as feminine around my guy friends as I am around my wife. Lauren. My voice is always sweet. Woods. If I had my choice, I'd be sitting on a beach having a Marlboro, doing nothing, sitting, playing my guitar, that's it. Sienna. I've always wanted to punch someone in the face. And Jay. I killed my first deer when I was seven. On FM 94.9. How could somebody not like this? I don't know. If you don't like this, I don't want to know yet. How would it be possible to not like... Listen, there's a lot of different kinds of music out there. Everybody's got their own flavor. I get it. How could you not... like this. It's baby making music. It is. Real good. That's a true story. That is a true story. Although I don't prefer music. I don't really don't either. To each their own. Used to, but not anymore. I think it's kind of overwrought. Makes my brain spin. Laughable a little bit. It's a little laughable. It's sort of like, who are we trying to pretend to be? Really? What am I?
Count seductress or something? Yeah. You could use it to cover up the loudness, though. Your poor children. Tripping with filth. Your poor children. Tripping with filth. Tripping. You don't even know where to begin, do you, Mike? No, I just, I feel like I'm a mouse in a maze. Just dripping. You're Danny in The Shining, running through that maze. Yes. Jay's chasing you with an axe. Jay's chasing me with his words. He's chasing me. It's not even Jay. It's just his words chase me through that maze. And he's like, his words are like this, carrying an axe, going, Danny boy! Wiener! Wiener! Is it not true, though? Is it not true? Am I lying? You have grown children that live in your home. That live in San Diego. That live in San Diego. That listen. Whose friends listen. Yeah. Access to free FM radio. They don't think that. Yes, they don't think it. That's what we all do. We all think our parents don't. Every time they hear Sarah smile, they're going to think. Of course. They're like, oh, gross. Turn that. Turn that off.
It's mom and dad. Turn it off. Mr. and Mrs. Isbell. Turn it off. It's the Isbells. It's the Isbells. Turn it off. If the bedrooms are bumping. His poor children in the house, the music turns on and they're like, no! It's Holland Oates again! They go screaming out of the house. Mom and dad at 7 a.m. Mom and dads don't do that. They don't. But your mom and dads don't do that. They don't. His kids are like, oh, well, the Peter Cetera is bumping from the bedroom. Great. Time to bail. Oh, gosh. Dad's playing Al Green. It's time to leave. Oh, it's so filthy. It's the filthiest. I'm so sorry to all of the Isabel children. Me too. So we'll tell you this thing. Simon Cowell turned down for a million dollars in just a bit.
Jay, the old man that does science, or Jay, the old man that does acting today? Science today. Jay, the old man that does science. I didn't want you to miss it. It's coming up in just a little bit. It's really fun. He does a science experiment. Is it fun? He's the old man who does science. Or is it nerve-wracking? He's the old man with technology. It's more fun when it's over. The old man who does science. During the science experiments that he does, I'm terrified. It's terrifying. Yeah, it is. I would much rather be just enjoying myself like normal. Just sitting here. Today's doing it outside, right? Yes, today's outside. Oh, my gosh. Maybe you picked me up a bean burrito. Yeah. So he will do that, though, at 8.30. EBW's coming in. She wants to talk to us about, like, an announcement and tell us something. She's coming in at 8. Okay, so, Sienna, tell me about the USD student that got shot. while driving on the 163. This is crazy. It happened yesterday morning around 740. She was driving to school on the 163 in the fast lane near Balboa. And she said all of a sudden she was having difficulty... Say eastbound, westbound? I mean, sorry.
Northbound or southbound, does it say? Because I'm trying to get a visual. She was driving south. Okay, got it, got it, got it. Okay. And she said all of a sudden she had difficulty breathing. So she called her mom and told her that. Her mom was actually the one that called 911. She continued driving to school like this. She didn't know what was wrong, what happened. And paramedics, they reached her about 50 yards out of the East Campus entrance. And then they discovered that she was shot right in the right rear of her torso. They found a bullet hole in the right rear passenger door. She was driving a silver Toyota Matrix. She was immediately taken to Strat Memorial Hospital where she had to go through surgery. We're told the prognosis is positive. She's doing well. But no witnesses of the shooting. No one knows how this happened, who shot her, why they shot her. Just as like a random shooting that happened to close the freeway. They closed the freeway. And if you look on, if you look in the UT, is it the front page or what is it?
What section? I thought it was B. It's B, yeah, local. Okay. The photograph is an empty 163 South, completely empty. And there is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 officers combing the road looking for casings. Uh, and there are four, excuse me, five police, uh, cars behind them. Um, just sort of, you know, making sure that the road is clear, that they can, uh, sweep and take a look and try to find this, uh, this small caliber casing. They found several small caliber. Ten of them. Shell casings. Several small caliber casings. Now, so I'm, cause the thing that I was wondering was. was it a rifle or was it a pistol? And if it's a small caliber, it could be either. Like if it was a 22, it could be a pistol or a rifle. My guess is a pistol because nobody would be dumb enough to walk out onto an over, you know, like an overpass carrying a rifle. It would probably be something they could conceal so they could do what they were going to do quickly and then conceal it. So my guess is that, and who knows,
We may find out that it was a rifle, but what they know now is that it's a small caliber. Yeah, five of the shell casings were found just north of the Balboa exit, and another set of five were just south of the exit. This makes my stomach hurt, man. It reminds me of the sniper in D.C. If they found it just north and just south, that probably means that he did it on each side. On each side, maybe. Somebody had to have seen something suspicious. Right? Yeah. Dude, this freaks me out. So that's the overpass, right, Balboa Park? Is that right? No, Balboa Avenue. Oh, Balboa Avenue. 163 and Balboa, which we, don't we pass that every morning coming in? Yeah, we do. Yeah, the California Highway Patrol is asking for the public's help. Anyone that was driving in that area, Kearney Mesa, the 163, right over near Balboa, around 740 yesterday morning. If you have any signs of anything that was weird, please call Highway Patrol and report them. Really scary. Yeah. Really, really scary.
570-1949 is our phone number if you want to give us a call. This is M1 Simo from Alpine. What was the word of the day? Bean. That is correct. That is correct, my friend. It was Bean. You just won yourself a pair of tickets to Strikeforce, dude. You won a pair of tickets to Strikeforce on the 9th. It's at Valley View Casino Center. Diaz versus Daly. And you've been seeing the billboards all over town for that. And also $40 worth of Dave & Buster's power cards to use at Dave & Buster's. Congratulations. You're also entered to win the grand prize, by the way, which is floor seats and a meet and greet at the fight. And the winner will be announced with Lou Bush tomorrow right here on the Mikey Show. If you haven't heard, Lou is filling in for me tomorrow and Friday. And all the word of the day winners.
from this week are going to be entered into that. So that includes you, bro. Hang on the line, okay? Thank you, Mike. You got it. Let's see. So I told you Simon Cowell. Something with Simon Cowell. What did he get offered for a million dollars that he turned down? Anybody have any guesses? Hmm. Nudie Shots. Nudie Shots is a great guess. Not. Dancing with the Stars. Dancing with the Stars is a great guess. Great guess. A weight loss program. Weight loss? He never seems very overweight. I'm feeling something with his hair. Some kind of hair thing? Yeah, he has weird hair. Propecia. Here is the answer. The other offer that I thought you must regret by now was the huge commercial offer you had to do a major tie-up with a company. It's a brilliant story. My agent, who you know, Alan Berger, is a really, really nice guy. And he called me up and he went, I've got some great news for you, Simon. What's that? You've been offered a million dollars for a commercial. How many days work? A day. And I went, okay. He said, but there's some bad news. What's the bad news? It's Viagra. Nice. And I was trying to work out whether it was a compliment or an insult. Why have they targeted you? I mean, have they heard anything on the grapevines? Well, no, I'm putting a positive spin on it. I kind of thought... Can there be one? Yes.
This is, I am the guy every guy wants to be. So if you take Viagra, it's going to be as big as mine or something like that. Here's the problem. I would turn that down. And the reason that I would is because if you fast forward the tape, as I often say, with a situation that you're looking at and you're trying to discern, do I do this? Do I not do this? I often say fast forward the tape. I believe you do that commercial, you are eternally known as the guy that cannot achieve an E. I take it. But Woods, that's all you're known as. That's all you're known as. No one will ever think of you in any way other than that. From that point on, all you are is the guy with ED. Devil's advocate. Go ahead. Mike Ditka. I didn't know he did one. Sure did. I didn't know he did one. Sure did. But Mike Ditka's a lot older. Well, yeah, but I haven't seen him in the commercial. You have. You just don't remember. But you know Ditka's Ditka on ESPN on Sunday mornings. I would do it in a second. I'd do it now at 35. But I have $9 in the bank. So that's the difference. Plus you're married. Yeah, I'm married. Simon Cowell's still out there playing the field. I thought he was engaged. And he's millions and millions of dollars. Yeah, he's got a lot of dough. He doesn't need it. Yeah, he'd be picky. Even if I wasn't. I would take it.
Today? If you were actually using it, maybe endorse it. But if you don't need it, then why endorse it? I don't need it, but I would still take it. A million bucks? Or a lot of money. Even if you had to be known as that you needed it. Yeah, wiener guy. Fine. Yeah. I've heard worse. Can't get an E. I've heard worse. It doesn't necessarily mean that you can't all the time. Would you do herpes medication? No, I would not. You would not? No. That's different. Because Viagra, it makes you vibrant. I know it makes you vibrant. It makes you last longer. No, no, no, no. It makes you vibrant because you can't get vibrant on your own. Not necessarily. There's people that take it. Just for recreation. Power. Strong like bull. But they're not using it for its intended purpose. I mean, there are people that do lots of things with lots of things. There are people that take whipped cream. And they do Whippets. Whippets. But that's not what whipped cream's about. Right. Isn't it? No. It's about a delicious sundae topping. And the deal with Viagra is that you take it if you have erectile dysfunction. Sure. Yeah, if you can't do your business. You can't be vibrant. I would be tough. A million bucks. A million bucks would be tough to be like, yeah, listen. It happens to every man. I take it. I think it depends on the body of copy.
No harm, no foul. What does that mean? Well, it means that if it's like, you know, hey, look, I have problems, and this is what I do. Or if it's like, hey, if you're having problems, this is what you do. Yeah. Okay, Jay, a million dollars, and you're going to do a commercial, and you're going to say, if you have problems, if you have herpes, and you're experiencing any, you know, thing from herpes, blah, blah, blah. Now, you're not saying. You're not, you're not, you don't ever get the opportunity in the commercial to say, and by the way, I don't have it. But if you do, you don't get, all you say is, all you say is, if you have herpes, this is the, you know, medication to take. Nope. You wouldn't do it. I wouldn't either. Nope. Herpes is a lot different than, uh, ED. ED. Than not being able to get your business working. Yeah. ED is something that, you know, just happens to older men. Not everyone gets herpes. 20 points, you know. Do you guys remember Fen-Fen? Yeah, the diet pill, right? Yeah, it was two pills. It was Phentermine and I think, no, it was Phentermine and something. Can't remember the other one. But anyway, I took that to lose weight at one point and could have used some Viagra during that period. Absolutely. So maybe there's a medication that you take that's making it so that you need a little Viagra. Sure.
I've never had an issue with that. I've never been like he like sniggling about Viagra commercial. I've been like, yeah, you got to do your business. You got to do your business. I always associate it with an older guy. And I guess Simon's kind of up there. Well, that's all people would say. They'd be like, oh, Simon's the guy that has the ED. If it was me, I'd be like, well, what is this guy with a million bucks in the bank? Simon is also the guy that. would seem like he doesn't care if people say that. That's true. So people aren't going to say it. They may do it for a day, but he'll be like, yeah, I did it. I got a million bucks. Yeah. You know, people are like, oh, you're right. From Jay's recap. Time to pull the curtain back on this clown. From Jay's recap. Clown. These are the bands that he is looking forward to seeing at Coachella. Yep. Interpol, the Black Keys, the Chemical Brothers, Sleigh Bells, Crystal Castles, Arcade Fire, Cage the Elephant. Delta Spirit, Mumford & Sons, One Day as a Lion, Duran Duran, Kanye West, and Jimmy Eat World. Tomorrow, Jay is going to review his grocery list with us. And Friday, look forward to Jay telling us his favorite numbers. One Day as a Lion will be there? One Day as a Lion is, in fact, confirmed.
No Kings of Leon on there, I noticed, Jay. That's Zach from Rage Against the Machine is one day as a lion. Zach de la Rocha. Yeah. I'm not a Rage Against the Machine fan. Oh, that's sad. Have you just run out of things to talk about in your vlog? I think Jay ran out of things to talk about. These are the things in my refrigerator. Mayonnaise, mustard, soy sauce. It's interesting. That's not even the bad part, though, I thought. Oh, that he also included hyperlinks. He put the website, all the websites on the recap. No, this is something that's just printed out for Mike. What's he going to do with a printout in his hand? I posted it in my blog as well. So people can go check out the bands if they're so inclined. That's Jay's bit. Whatever's in the blog is in the recap. That goes right in the recap. Works well. That's a good bit. Hey, it's good work if you could find it. Jay. Just watch Kingsley on. Just will you do me that favor and watch them? Okay. Thank you. Are you going live? How many days? All the three? That's the battle with Kim. I'm trying to talk her into coming back Sunday morning. She's like, I hope there's so many bands we want to see Sunday. I'm like, ugh. Stay, clown. You're on vacation. You're on vacation. We go back to work that Monday. We get back on Monday. Oh. We just take Monday to stay to the house. Oh, it's the 17th? Mm-hmm. We should take Monday to the house. Yeah. We're all going to be tired. We'll be tired. We need a vacation from our vacation. Yeah. No, no, no. Such a taskmaster.
Traffic leaving there late Sunday. Murder. No way. Maybe for a little bit Sunday, but that's it. Yeah. So you're going one day? I'm going to go Friday, Saturday, Sunday. That'd be awesome. Hoping to camp. I'm so tired. When you go watch the bands, do you take a lawn chair? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Jay just looked at me like I said to him. Hey, when you go swimming, do you put on an entire plastic bag to get into the pool? I think that's a perfectly valid question. Take a lawn chair? You're a little older. To an outdoor concert? Yeah, they always let you bring in... A wheelchair. Yeah, they let you bring in lawn chairs. You can bring your couch. If you want, you can bring an umbrella to get underneath. It just seems like an awfully long day. It is a long day. You sit down on the grass. You sit down on the grass, and it's not the kind of thing you set up camp at. There's multiple stages going on. places to be. You walk all day long. I asked if you were going to put ants in your pants. I would think you could bring a chair. They have those long chair backpacks now. I'm really jealous that Jay's going, by the way. That's what happens when you buy your tickets way out in advance. Well, I didn't have to buy them last year. I didn't either. Thought I'd have a kid by now, so that's why we weren't planning on going. No kids, so free weekend. Even our phone screener, Chris.
was made uncomfortable by that comment. What are you going to do? It is what it is. Saw it peripherally. It is what it is. Nothing you can do. Woods was going to adopt a child with his wife and the adoptive mother backed out and Woods will occasionally reference it in a way that makes all of us very uncomfortable. Your time will come. You should come by the new house and check out the fake nursery we have in our garage right now with all of our baby stuff. Incredible. We love it. Oh, the garage spiderwebs all over. It's fabulous. That nursery will be used soon. Don't worry. It's fabulous. Your time will come. You have to see how well Jamie did setting it up in the garage. It's phenomenal. People mean well, but sometimes well-intentioned people do things that probably aren't the best. Don't send Woods pictures of your new child, please, and CC me on them. Don't.
Not a good move. I know your intentions are good. I know your intentions are good. Right now, L.O.B.'s looking at me like, why would someone do that? I'm like, is this serious or is this hypothetical? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, serious. And the reason that they did was they wanted to say to him, don't worry, you'll have one of these too. Good intentioned. Good intentioned. Definitely good intentions. Definitely. You know what they say about good intentions. The road to... The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Oh, wow. Yeah, well, here's the thing. I know that it's good intentions. Like yesterday, my mom says, people, oftentimes we just say stuff. Yesterday, my mom says, so are they trying to adopt again? Oh, she did? She was asking about this? And I said, well, you know, they kind of want to, you know, just like give it five minutes, you know? Yeah. Give it a couple of seconds. Maybe five years. You know? People just don't, you know, they don't know. And they mean well, but they don't know. Your time will come. Still breathing. We'll get another dog, maybe. Nope. I think that's probably the best bet. You aren't meant to be a father. Yeah, we'll see. Maybe I'm meant to be an uncle. What's meant to be will be. I'm meant to be an uncle. You're meant to be both. I'm meant to be a friend to Jake and Sage and Ryan and Luke and Jasper. Yeah. You will be a father. Jasper. You will be. Cheryl Burke is a very good-looking woman. Is she? Yes, she is.
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Well, it's kind of a sucky drive this morning. I mean, we've got a lot of slowing. The 125 southbound, the ramp from the 52 to Navajo Road, it's 22 miles an hour. Also, as you travel on that 8 westbound, it's dragging. 5 southbound to about the 163, 16 miles an hour. Some spots there that's about 10 miles. And as you head over on the 805 southbound, we'll take you here on Murray Ridge Road down to about El Cajon Boulevard. 21 miles an hour this morning. This report brought to you by Kaiser Permanente, the internet. It's good for emailing inspirational things, but it's even better for securely managing your health online 24-7. Kaiser Permanente Thrive. Visit kp.org slash thrive. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. KBZT San Diego, a Lincoln Financial radio station. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I used to use the word wonderful. Again. I'm 40. It's okay. Lauren. When I have to say smart things on the spot, I'm like... Your boy gets in the shower and I have very little hair and I have to condition, of course, because it smells so good and it feels so good when you condition. Sienna. Yes, I have big boobs. And Jay. So what if I like to surf every day? On FM 94.9. Sienna, what's going on in the news? Well, some good news. Highly radioactive water from the power plant in Japan no longer gushing into the sea. Workers at Japan's Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant were finally able yesterday.
to stop a leak that had been sending radioactive water into the Pacific Ocean. However, even though the crack has been plugged, officials say, you know, it may be leaking into the sea from another point. So, we just hope that that's not the case, but progress has been made. Hopefully more progress will continue to be made. Also, Woods was very interested in this story and wanted to tell him. Billionaire adventurer Richard Branson unveiled... Sir Richard Branson. Sir. I'm sorry. He's not a damn it, Sienna. Sir. Richard Branson. I knew it. Yesterday, he unveiled a new single-person submarine that he's going to be using to explore the five deepest parts of the world. Wow. That's it. That's the actual noise of the actual submarine. I want to be his friend. He's doing it or he's offering it to people? He's doing one of them. And Explorer Chris Welsh is going to be doing the first dive later this year in the Mariana Trench, which is 36,000 feet deep. And then Branson himself is going to be exploring the 28,000 foot deep Puerto Rico Trench. I've done it. Oh, yeah. I did it. I freedived it. Right. I held my breath. Yeah, I held my breath.
I'm the first person in the world to ever hold my breath four days. I went down to the Mariana Trench several times. I knighted him because I'm a knight. I thought that son of a bitch everything he knows. I was sitting on my horse. I just knighted him. Jay might get his chance, though, because Sir Richard Branson also said that he's working on making a larger sub that can hold more people and be used for trips. for tourists. Do y'all know that I'm Sir Jay Isbell? Nobody photoshopped Jay in a night's outfit. You don't have to. There's pictures on the internet of it. What's going on in sports? Well, if you didn't hear earlier, the Padres did win their home opener yesterday. 3-1 over the Giants in front of a sold-out Petco Park, 43,146 people at Petco. Nice. Absolutely incredible. I pat you on the back. I tip my cap to you, Padres fans. That is showing up. That is showing up. And also, this is a really sad story. I didn't report on it last week, but I'm going to report on it now. There was a San Francisco Giants fan who was beaten severely at Dodger Stadium after the home opener last week for the Dodgers and the Giants.
He has brain injury right now. He's a 42-year-old paramedic, father of two from Santa Cruz. His name is Brian Stowe, and he had Giants gear on, and Dodgers fans beat him up. That's ridiculous. Gnarly. I have a friend from Santa Cruz that just got a hold of me that I went to high school with, and he just reached out to me on Facebook, and we reconnected. We were talking. Not happened to him. Are you kidding? Didn't happen at a game, but he was beaten like that and almost died. And same thing. He had a, you know, I mean, just over a sports team. Well, yeah, this was a sneak attack, too. It said he was punched in the back of the head. He fell down, bashing his head on the pavement and then was kicked before these guys ran off. It's awful. Just awful. Hey, I want to tell you about something because this changed. changed my life, changed Rebecca's life. It was a financial class that we took. And the cost of this thing is 10 bucks for materials and the registration closes the day before the class, which it starts, it goes from April 18th to May 23rd. It's a six, they do it on Monday nights and it goes over six weeks. I've told you guys about this. Basically what it does is it,
teaches you how to get out of debt. It's at the Rock Church. And I heard about it, that it was happening again. And I'm like, I want to tell my listeners because it changed our life. It changed our life. The whole thing behind it is get to a point where you don't have any debt. You don't owe any credit cards. You don't owe any anything. And I mean, they're talking about, they have people that get up there and tell you that they did it and they were in deep Like student loans, car payments, credit cards that were maxed out. And they teach you how to get out from under it. And we did it. I think we took the class in 07. And we're still in this process. But we're getting somewhere. Like we're going to be to a point where we've paid everything off. And when we started this thing, we were screwed. Like we were. We were in bad debt, really bad debt. But they teach you how to systematically attack it. And like I said, it takes six weeks to learn it. The materials that they're talking about is a workbook. And we still have it. We've loaned the DVD to friends of ours. It's amazing. What time is the class? It's from 6.30 to 8.30 p.m. I was Woods' head hitting the microphone. How's it going to go?
Woodsy, I would allow you to do this. I can't. I love you enough. It's too late. Too late. It's way too late for me. You'd get home it. I'd be like, on Tuesday. It's way too late. Yeah, you wouldn't get home until nine at the earliest. My problem is we don't have debt. We just can't save. That's our problem. Does it teach you about investing in this class as well? It teaches you about saving. It teaches you everything. That's the kind of stuff I want to do. It's ten bucks. Should I send my wife? I bet she'd love to go by herself. Be kind, man. You have to have both parties. Babe, take a ton of notes. There were people that went without their spouse. Yeah. And if one of you knows it, that's better than none of you know it. Miss and the missus. Dude. I wish you would do it. Listen, this was me kicking and screaming. I bet. I was like, and it was on a Friday night, so I could go when they did it the last time. And I said to Rebecca, I go, hon, I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that. Like, I'm fine with us just, like, going to a financial blah, blah. And she goes, we have to pay for that. She goes, this is a registration. We pay $10 for the materials. It's the first step in getting out of debt. Yeah. Getting something that you can get for $10 instead of paying hundreds of dollars. That's right. And I was like, six weeks? I go, babe, you know me. And she's like, please, by the third week, I was like, holy cow. Well, maybe if we get enough M1s out there for this session of Monday nights, we can petition for them to have another one on a Friday. Yeah. At the end. Yeah. But I wanted to tell people about it. Yeah. You know, just because when I, you know, one of the, one of our really good friends, Cindy, her and her husband are taking it. I was like, I had no idea it was back. And I go, oh, they're doing that again. I want to announce it. So there's free childcare for age seven and under. Space is limited. Advanced registration required. Registration again closes the day before the class, which is April 18th is the day of the class. Ten bucks for material. 630 to 830. Six sessions on Monday nights. And life changing. Absolutely life changing. You couldn't go anyway, Woods. Why? Space is limited.
It's killing me. It's killing me. He's sitting on that for about 15 minutes. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. You just prove him wrong. Do they have a hair restoration class? Are they doing a seminar on that? Nothing I can do about that. Isn't there? Oh, my gosh. If you want the website, the website is it's the church that I used to go to. Giant church. Really cool pastor. Miles is the pastor there. And the website is therocksandiego.org. And it doesn't matter if you're a believer, not a believer, whatever. Take advantage of the learning, the financial part of it. I mean, it's just, I can't say enough cool stuff about it and how it changes somebody's life. I'll work on the wife. I would, man. I mean, dude, it taught us so much. We went, we're going to commit to this thing. And now where we are now, like it's actually paying off. And like, you know, we just paid our cars off. You talk about it all the time. Yeah, you do. I mean, we paid our cars off, which to us is like, are you kidding me? And it doesn't matter how much you make. It doesn't matter if you make $25,000 a year or $25 million a year. It doesn't matter.
The they teach you, regardless of what you make a year, they teach you how to get out of debt and you can. And that's the thing that people just didn't know. OK, so Cheryl Burke is this chick that said I'm not she was real outspoken about Chris Brown being on Dancing with the Stars because we would assume because he beat up Rihanna. And so anyway, she. Didn't talk about it other than to say she was, you know, against it. But yesterday did talk about it. I'm so proud of you. You know, the Chris Brown controversy. He was being interviewed by Robin Roberts. Nobody more fair on this planet than this woman. I absolutely adore her. I thought she asked a fair, straightforward question about what he's are. The voice you're hearing is Rachel Ray. It's on her show. He admitted to be very bad behavior in his past. And I thought he chose to handle it very poorly. And later, when he was also on ABC for Dancing with the Stars, you were one of, not just you, but you were one of many people who chose not to associate with him in that moment. Yeah, I mean, I can just go back to my story. In my book, I talk about the abuse that I dealt with. And I can't help but have to comment when someone did that to someone else.
And, you know, for me, it just makes me feel uncomfortable. And, you know, I don't understand, you know, why. Whether you're on a television show or not, you still have a right to be you. Right. I mean, this is my opinion. This is my opinion. I still think he's super talented. She has the right to say that. Yeah. Woods has been outspoken about it. And I get it, man. You have your right to that. I'm just surprised she has a book. Me too. Is that thing flying off the shelf? I guess for Dancing with the Stars people. Maybe, you're right. Is she a dancer on there? Yeah. She's a pro. She's a pro dancer. That's what they have. They have, you know, clowns. Clown and then a pro. And then a pro. Stars and a pro. Well, they have. Well, Ralph Macchio's not really a star. Yeah, you know, they have like Potsy. Yep. And then a pro, you know. Sometimes a professional athlete. Heinz Ward. Donnie Most, the guy that played Ralph Mouth on Happy Days. Can we ask Lou a question? Lou Bush? Yeah. If one of your teammates came into the locker room and was like, hey, guys, I want you to know I'm on Dancing with the Stars this season. Would you guys clown him out or would you support him? Do you see it's offseason, right? So he doesn't have to see. That's true. Okay, well, when they get back. Well, there may not be an NFL next year, but let's say that.
There was. Dude, we are clowning about anything. Are you really? Of course. You're giving it to him. Oh, I would tape that. He'd be playing. He'd walk in the locker room and he'd be like, oh, look at this move. And he'd Samba next to him. He'd be like, why did I do this? Why did I do this? Why did I do this? You better win. You better win. Oh, yeah. If you go, you better win. You better win. That's awesome. Guys ever clown other guys? Oh, man. In locker rooms real good. I clowned. a friend the other day, and I want to ask you guys about this. Uh-oh. You guys know the joint account on email bit, okay? Yes. Like, for instance, for Lou, if you had the Bush family, you know, at yahoo.com or... Steven and Jamie Woods. Steven and Jamie... Pam and Jim at yahoo.com. Yeah, Pam and Jim. Pam and Jim at yahoo.com. Or on Facebook. This is a white thing, guys. I'm just saying. White people don't do that. I'm just saying. He's probably 100% right. I'm going to point it out. I think we're going to be together these next couple days. I think you're right. Yeah, you should know that. I think you're right. White people do it. And he's right because this is a white couple that I know. Anyway, so it's the joint account. I'm not going to say the name. I don't get it. You know, it's like Janet.
And Steve at Gmail. Okay. But here's my question. Teach their own. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. But here's my question about it. Is there ever an instance where the joint account was his idea? No. I believe, Woodsy, I believe that 100% of the time. Not 99% of the time. That 100% of the time it was her idea. Wrong. 100. Wrong. I'll give you 1%. How dare you? There's a 1%. Wait. And you know who it is? He just said. Half a percent. You guys? Hmm? Did you hear that? What? You don't have one. Yeah, we do.
But you have your email. I have my own too. So the home email. I've always had my own. You've got to see the looks on everyone's face in here right now. Sienna's embarrassed. Lou's shaking his head. It's the home email. What does that mean? It's the home email. I have my work email and I have my home email. Who's the home email for? You and Kim? We gave it out to family members. Kim was not very technical. at the point when we got our email. She didn't want email. She didn't even have text messaging at first. But I set it up because she didn't want to do a bill pay. She didn't want to do any of that stuff online. This was a long time ago. What do you mean, oh, L-O-B? I see if he wants one just for those purposes. Like the bill pay? He's got to get that. Oh, we lost. Yeah, why not just open her an email? Well, at the time, she didn't want anything to do with it. So it was just that it was a home, it was a home email. So it was the Isbells. But what's the difference if you, you know what I mean? It doesn't make sense. In other words, if she didn't want anything to do with it. But there's, there's things you need, you need it for. Okay. Like bill pay and all that kind of stuff. Who paid the bill? She does. So you made it for her. But I wanted, I was starting it off and getting it going and then.
And then I lost my job and I had to have my own email. I was like, I'm not going to use this email as my email. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing. Question. Again, even if she has to do bill pay, why not Kim Isbell at gmail.com? But at the time, it wasn't that kind of thing. It was like through a big service provider. And the only way they would accept it is if couples? No. Basically, an email name is just a name. I mean, I could put six names and it could be ghosted in. Oh, no, it isn't. Mike and Rebecca at Yahoo.com is very different than Rebecca at Yahoo.com. Very different. One says, hi, we're a couple. One is wearing L.L. Bean. Yeah, one's wearing L.L. Bean, like Lou said. Both white shirts and jeans. Matching sweaters. And jeans on the beach. On a tandem bicycle. Yeah. You're out of your mind. Sharing an ice cream cone. Sharing an ice cream cone. The girl's in the front of the bicycle. She now has her own email that goes into the family one. So I'm trying to set her up to get to do her own thing. But we'll see. I have another 1%. Please. Guy cheated. And he's trying to now be like, hey, I'm open. You've got everything. You have access to my life. You've got access.
to everything. So he went and created it. That's the only other scenario. What I created is it's called John Belongs to Stephanie at gmail.com We are one. We are one at Yahoo. Lest you forget we are a couple at hotmail.com It's I'm Taken by Sue. At yahoo.com. Sue has my balls at gmail.com. Don't get any funny ideas at gmail.com. Just so you know, I'm taken at gmail.com. I love it. 570-1949. Call us right now. If you have, don't be, this is a safe place. It will be the trust tree. I see it a lot on Facebook. I do too. Yeah, and I feel like worse. It's unbelievable. I think that the rationale there is like, well, my husband doesn't want one, kind of like with Todd, but he wants to see pictures of my nieces and nephews or this and that, so we just have it on as one. It's so dumb. But I don't know exactly. But if they have it on as one and he doesn't want one, he now has one because his name is in there, Joe. Joe and Cindy. Yeah, my husband doesn't want one, but he likes to look sometimes. But he'll look over your shoulder. No, he just goes on mine. Yeah, he goes on yours. And mine is always open on my desktop at home.
It's always open. In fact, sometimes Rebecca will forget to log me back in and I will turn down requests for friendship. And she didn't realize and she, you know, like I just turned down, you know, a couple of people that are requesting to be her friend because I thought it was mine. And then I'm reading. You really didn't notice you were on her page? No. You didn't see. Big picture of Rebecca. No, it wasn't her profile page. Yeah. It was the news page and we have a lot of the same friends. Oh, okay. And so I saw all these, you know, people that I know, you know, saying stuff. I've done that on my sisters before. Like if she's used my computer, it's easy to do. Yeah. And so, but I don't understand the joint. No. I think it's a way to be like, we trust each other so much. This is what we're going to do. Look at us. But it's painful. It's painful. It's embarrassing. He's going in the garage going. He goes and he puts his head in his head and he goes, I gotta get out. You know all of his friends go and post on the wall like, hey Bill and Mary. So much for that Vegas trip. Could be accountability, maybe, I guess. I think, I don't know. Accountability, I want, you know, I don't want there to be any secrets. Could be a ball breaking wife. Could be a ball breaking wife. Could be. M1 Mary from Vista, are you there? I'm here. What's your story?
My story is my daughter and my son-in-law both have, they have the Gmail family at gmail.com type thing. Two kids, four different sports. So they have to have that to get their practices. That's good. That is good. That makes sense, actually, Sienna. It does, and I'll tell you why. Because I'm the head coach of my Little League team. I've got 40 emails that I have to send to the different parents. If they have one email, then they'll know that Billy has soccer and Joey has baseball. That actually makes sense. Good idea. Like, if I were to get a school email, it would probably just go to my account. Yeah, but in your... For the parents. That's in your situation. In my family, Rebecca handles everything. Right, she would get the email. Right, but in... I would inform Todd. But here's the deal, Sienna. Me and you are in a similar situation. You handle everything. Rebecca handles everything. I found out recently that in some families, men do things too. I didn't know that. I didn't know that until very recently. I didn't know until very recently.
But in some families, the guy actually does some stuff, too. Right. Not in mine. I would be confused by that, though, because you would have you would get an email from the coach and Todd's checking it at his work. I'm checking it at mine. What if he responds and I don't? You don't even need to risk. Like most of the time, it's not even a response. It's just a notification practice on Monday at three, Tuesday at four. And then so you and Todd both know. We got to get so-and-so to practice. And you can create a calendar. Like, Matt and his sister work together, and I know that they have a joint email thing where there's a Gmail calendar in there, and that way they both know when the gigs are, because they both do solo stuff, too. Okay, I'm coming around. I'm coming around myself. Yeah, for these situations. Maybe if when I have another fake kid, then we can do that. We'll do that. Jamie and I will get a joint account. Like if that fake kid plays fake baseball or fake football. Stop it. Please stop. I beg of you. Please. Please stop. That's unbelievable. You're going to have a kid. I know it. Babe, what time does Fakie have baseball today? Stop. Just incredible. You're sucking the life out of the room. Am I?
It's the best medicine I'll be. Laughter. Selfish. Nobody's laughing. I'm laughing. I'm a charitable thing. I know. I am a charitable thing. M1 Curtis from San Diego. Hey, Mikey. Hi. Hey, I hear you guys talking about this. When my wife and I first got together, we had separate accounts and all that kind of stuff. At the beginning, she had MySpace, and then I finally talked her into doing Facebook, mainly to kind of keep in touch with my family. Well, also because it should be called Hookup Space. MySpace has two purposes, and that is to show off new music from bands and to try to have intercourse with strangers. Yeah, you convinced her to get on Facebook. Yeah, which is a good idea. If you're married, you don't have no business on MySpace. Right, because, you know, I would see her on MySpace and I'd be like, who's that dude? Right. Why is he saying hi, beautiful, to you? Oh, you guys. Okay, well, Curtis, so what happened, Curtis? So now what? Now you've got, now you have the joint deal? I think he's doing dishes at a restaurant or something. Do you have the joint deal? He's got a joint.
You know, I was probably a bit insecure and felt she was kind of shady. So we got the joint email account. You were shady or she was shady? She is. She is shady. Oh, she is shady. Oh, you let that one slip. Wait, I need to keep you up. Wait, wait, wait, Curtis. Curtis, Curtis, Curtis, Curtis. Yeah. Honest question. Will you be completely honest with me? 100. I'm 10%. Have you smoked marijuana today? No. Okay, okay. Do you smoke marijuana? No, I haven't for about two or three weeks now. Oh. Are you at work right now? Yes, I am. Where are you working? I work at a rebar fabrication shop. Okay, can you hold on the line with me? Sure. Hold on the line because I want to hear the rest of the story. Don't go anywhere. Fascinated by Curtis. I'm fascinated by Curtis. We're going to talk to Curtis next.
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Right? Right. Okay. Now, when you say that she was shady, does that mean that when you guys were dating, she cheated? No, it just means, you know, she would run into guys in her everyday life and exchange numbers without my knowledge. Oh, wow. Okay. Now, was that when you guys were dating? Not so much. It has kind of become more recent within the past year or so. Okay. You guys have been married for a year. We would be going on three here in June. Would be. So you are no longer together? Okay. And the reason that you're no longer together is for that reason? Yes. Okay, but you did have the joint email account for a while? Yeah. That email accountant had her create one of her own. And what facilitated that? What happened that made you have to do that? Well, when we separated, I...
No longer thought it would be something that I wanted to keep or telling her about emails that I had at my house to her. So now I can just forward anything that comes over to her. Got it. Got it. So the reason that you developed the joint account was because you separated. No, we had the joint account before. That's what I'm trying to get to. Okay. What happened that made you say, we're going to have a joint account now? What happened? I don't remember how the joint email account actually happened. What happened was I had one of my own. She had one of her own. Mine got hacked into and had some crazy email go out to all my contacts that said, you know, I lost my wallet in London and I needed help. Got it. So when I created a new account, I created one that had our last name. And I just thought, well, we can join forces.
Everything that we have our whole life is all ours instead of yours and mine. Right. Now, I'm also going to happen. Now, wait a minute. Now, I do find this interesting. If the same exact thing happened to me, I would start a new email as well, but I would start one of my own. So the fact that you started one, the two of you kind of tells me that you may have been a bit mistrusting at the time that you did it. Yeah, there's always been a little bit of mistrust, which I have been probably rightfully accused of. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That you've been accused of? Yeah, that I am not, I don't have trust in her. Oh, oh, oh. She's accused him of being not trusted. Right, right, right. Right. Well, it sounds like you had good reason because she was giving her number to guys. Yeah. And she didn't see anything wrong with that. And I tried and tried and tried to explain that that's not appropriate behavior for a wife. And she told me yesterday she actually Googled that appropriate behavior of a wife. Oh, wow. She Googled appropriate behavior of a wife. Oh, my. Hey, does she listen to the Mikey show? No. Man, I wish she did. Me too. Man, I wish she did. I'd like to know who she does listen to.
Howard Stern. Hmm. That's interesting. Yeah. You know, and she would repeat things that Howard would say. I'm like, he doesn't do that in his personal life. That's just for the show. It's an act. It's entertainment. Let me tell you. We are what we eat. Woods is rolling his eyes. Oh, my God. Come on. Woods, all you got to do, all you got to do is talk me out of it. All you got to do is explain. Okay. I listen to Howard Stern every morning driving here. Don't cheat on my wife. No, no, no. Don't get my numbers out. Okay. Yes. I do not. I'm not mean to people. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hang on. You're right. You're right. I am not going to say, I'm not sitting here saying the reason she cheated and that everybody that listens to Howard Stern cheats. Please, that is not what I meant. And that isn't what I want. Hang on. I got to make sure that everybody knows exactly what I'm saying because otherwise that sounds douchey.
And that is not what I was saying. What I meant was is that if you listen to filthy stuff, you'll have a filthy mind. If you eat fattening food, you'll be fat. If you eat healthy food, you'll be healthy. If you listen to healthy things, you'll be healthy. You are what you put into yourself. I agree with you on food. I agree with you on food. Well, just explain how it wouldn't be the same for. What we watch, what we hear, how is it different? It's different because a food actually has a chemical reaction with your body. If I listen to death metal, it doesn't mean I'm going to cut puppies open. Because maybe I like the way that it sounds in my head. I'm not saying that you're going to... And that's why I wanted to be really clear about the point. I'll give you an example. It doesn't work. The food bit doesn't work with me. Because... Food has an, like, if I eat a cheesecake, it's got fat in it. That's what makes me fat. Yeah. There's nothing in music or radio. Like, I listen to Howard because I've listened to Howard for 30, you know, 20 years. Yeah. And when I hear it in the morning, I sometimes laugh. I laugh at the prank phone calls and stuff like that. I don't listen to everything he says. They have a commercial. They run a commercial in there for a site that is, want to have an affair? And it's like, dude, really? I get like.
skeeved out by it. It just depends on how impressionable you are. I used to listen to it as well and I could discern, gosh, I can't believe how ridiculous these guys are. I didn't be like, well, I guess that's just the way guys are. Right. Let me just make my case here. Okay. And then you hear me out and agree or disagree or agree to disagree. Sure. First thing I want to put out there and make really clear is that if you listen to death metal, You are not going to kill puppies. It does not mean that you are going to do something. It doesn't necessarily mean you're going to do something crazy. Right. Also, if you listen to Howard Stern, it doesn't mean that you are going to have an affair. It doesn't mean that you're going to hook up with lesbians. It doesn't mean any of that. Right. Okay. But if you watch something consistently. Porn. First of all, you got to let me go here. You got to let me make my case and then you have that. Anything. If you have a consistent diet of anything. If you have a consistent diet of the Mikey show, will you every once in a while go, L-O-B? Sure. If you have a consistent diet of the Mikey show, I wonder if every once in a while you might go, ever just, because you hear that? Sure. Okay.
If I listen to really, really aggressive, hard rock, I don't punch people. I don't. I don't. But I will tell you that my overall demeanor is a little bit more amped up and aggressive. It's the reason that when we work out, we will listen to stuff that gets us pumped up. Now, Woods said yesterday that he listens to... softer music when he works out which i get it but what i'm saying is is that i think that it's crazy to think that we can't absorb especially on a consistent basis by the way let me make this point too years ago they used to splice into drive-through theaters they would splice in images of coca-cola sure and it would flash on the screen for about a second they made it illegal
And the reason that they made it illegal is because it had an effect on the viewer. It made them go buy that product. And it was just for a second. And it was deemed wrong. And they can't do it anymore. And the reason that they can't do it is because it had an effect. And so to say that what we consume in our eardrums and with our eyes, whether it's good or whether it's bad, doesn't have an effect i just think is you know misguided well i think i think it's that's the way you are i think that's what what works for mike it doesn't it doesn't have that effect on um everybody in that way i don't think i mean i know i know that any misdeed i've ever done in my life i'm not talking about doing things no i know but any any feeling like music evokes a feeling in me But all music does. If it's sad, it doesn't necessarily make me sad, but it just evokes an emotion. Let me ask you a question. It's different than the diet thing. That's what I don't buy. Let me ask you this. Let's say it was a song and it had a really good beat that you dug, right? And let's say that the lyrics were, you know, as a part of this thing, the lyrics were kick puppies. Sure. Okay? You would be like, that's weird.
Yeah, but I mean, my favorite rap is hardcore gang. Like, you never know it. But if you got in my car and looked through the rap on my iPod, it's NWA straight out of Compton. And I know every word. And you have an aversion. And self-admittedly, you have an aversion towards cops. Oh, boy. Do you or don't you? Dude, I do, but it's not because of NWA. It's because I've been pulled over 150 times and spent thousands of dollars on legal fees. That's what it's about. That stuff has an effect on you. You can't say that it doesn't do anything for you. How can it not? It doesn't. How much you let that drive you just depends on the type of person you are. I watch a lot of crime documentaries, a ton of them. And when Matt comes over, I'll have him watch them with me. The next day I'll talk to him and he'll be like, gosh, I can't get that image out of my head. And I'm like, oh, gosh, I've already moved on from that. So some people are just more opened up. You have admitted on the air that you get freaked out?
And that the reason that you get freaked out is because you watch all those shows. I get freaked out from the news. I mean, look at the story about the girl on the 163. I know, but you did say that you connected those two. You go, I watch all those shows and they get me all freaked out. Because those are a reality. Those are actual crimes that happen. So it has heightened my awareness. Someone's opinion on a radio show. I'm just not going to be. uber affected by, I can't believe I just said Uber. I'm not going to be overly affected by that and let that shape the way that I control my life. When we go L-O-B, that's not an opinion. No, but it's funny. That's something that's funny. I know it is, but you're consuming it. Yeah, right. And it's funny. So that's why when Joe from Escondido hears us go L-O-B and then we all laugh, Joe from Escondido sees a black guy and goes L-O-B because it's funny in his head. And it's a catchy phrase. It's different than being like, well, If Howard's a womanizer, I can be a womanizer. Have you ever found yourself singing along to a song and then you realize, oh my gosh, what did I just sing? Yeah, for sure. I see that Curtis's girlfriend cheated, you know, and that's how she is. But hearing that she listens to Howard makes me just think she likes mischief. You know, she likes the mischievous.
you know, stuff that he does. And she has that in her. I don't think it's because of Howard Stern and because she listens to that, but I do think that that helps enhance the mischief. I listened to him and I liked the humor. I didn't like the parts where he would be like, you know, when he was with his last wife and when he would talk about all the stuff he was doing with girls, knowing he had a wife. I'm like, that's the one part that I didn't like, but I liked the prank calls and the outside characters. The imitations of Baba Booey, all that stuff is hysterical. I've never seen a guy that gets like caught for something real weird and they say, yeah, he was really in to Liza Minnelli records. Have you ever seen somebody that's, you know, and this isn't, have you ever seen somebody that has said that they were super religious and into the Bible get caught for doing something really, really, really creepy? Yes. Like creepier than you and I could ever imagine. Yes. Doing child molestation. So you are what you eat? Yeah. So they're eating the Bible, then they're out having sex with little kids? Are they, though? Aren't they? Are they? They're preachers. Yeah. They're preachers, but that doesn't necessarily mean... Maybe they're not digesting it. Okay, I'll tell you. I'll give you the example. I'll give you the example that makes sense. Those guys that are doing that kind of thing, you see what's hanging off the limbs of their trees. Right. Pedophilia. Right. Disgusting. Right. Pedophilia. But when I look at the tree...
On Sunday at church, I didn't see the pedophilia. But you know what you also didn't know? Is that the guy standing up there was a liar. Right. I didn't know that. He was a liar. So, Mikey, when you go to the MMA, does that mean you're just going to go out and just kick some people in the head? No, but I will tell you this. When I watch MMA, does it make me get all fired up and I'm like feeling all aggressive? Yes. And see, I watch it and I'm like. And I say, wait a minute. I'm not suggesting, by the way, that you don't listen. to hard rock music, whatever. Because what I say is everything in moderation. Yeah, Doritos. All right, if I were doing it right with my food, I wouldn't be eating McDonald's as much as I eat. And if you look at me right now, you can see what a steady diet of fat does. Now, hang on a second. I know dudes that they are on a steady diet of Marilyn Manson and Cannibal Corpse and... All these heavy, heavy bands, they're dark freaking dudes, man. They're dark freaking dudes. And you might say, oh, yeah, but that's just because of the experience of their life. Yeah, they're dark guys. You know what it also is? They're listening and being bombarded every single day with a message, with a message, with a message, with a message. And, dude, you cannot.
help but be affected by it does it mean you're going to go slaughter people no no it doesn't but what it does mean in my opinion this is just my opinion i believe that we are what we consume if we consume it regularly if we consume porno on a regular basis our minds are going to be kind of porny perverted i really just think it depends on the person i do too that's my impressionable you are and how weak you are i mean when i was in high school 17-year-old little privileged white girl, you know, listening to rap. Like, hardcore rap. And I liked it for the beats and stuff like that. And because they were black ass. Yeah, and obviously that. But I wasn't, like, really consuming the words and, like, putting those into some sort of, like, processing and then acting on it. You've got to take acting on it out of the equation, please. But it didn't change anything. Didn't it? Because, oh, let me ask you a question. Was any of the stuff that you were listening to filthy? Oh, yeah. What about your stand-up comedy? Is that super blue or super clean? Or what is it? Is it real super clean? It's somewhere in the middle. No, it's not super clean. It isn't. It's pretty clean. What I do know is that we've said what we have said. And I love you. This girl can be some. Absolutely. She can have some. She creep you out. She'll get you. But that's just my sense of humor. You're going to come up with reasons for it all day long. What I'm saying is that we are what we eat.
You know, it's like, to me, we are what we eat. I agree with we are what we eat, but we are not what we listen to and what we watch, I don't think. I think the food analogy holds no weight, pun intended. He's saying we are what we eat metaphorically. I know, and I'm saying you can't look at music and put that in the same category as cheesecake or vats of Crisco, which I've been known to polish that. I have an opinion of this. I, being a football player and... the violent world we lived in, I did not listen to any soft music going into the stadium. Because hard as I could get, because it provoked an emotional response. Sure. That's why I think to a degree, you do, it happens. I mean, you cannot sit there and listen to NWA. Let me ask you this. When you're having a bad day, you just like want to say, F the world. What do you put on? Come on now. Lately, probably the Deftones. Or the Carpenter. Me too. How come not the Carpenter? Well, I would. I'd listen to Superstar on the way home. I had no problem. Yeah, he would. You don't. But I would. Ask Jay. Jay knows. We're driving to L.A., and I'm listening to Carpenters. He could not have been more aggravated. Oh, furious. Air conditioner went out. Air conditioner went out. We had to fill out four hours of paperwork. I get in the car. I put on the Carpenters. No BS. Probably to calm you down. Maybe. That's why. Maybe. Maybe I just like it. You do. I like the Deftones, bro. And every once in a while, I listen to them.
I do, but I try, you know, like me, my weakness is food. You know it. What? And music. Music, dude, I'll tell you what. Like, I won't say the band's name. We, every once in a while, we'll play them the thing. And I've said, I love this dude's voice so much. I love, you know who I'm talking about? C and C. And I love this guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't listen to it all the time. Because, honestly, I will get blue. I'll get down. I'll get, like, kind of sad. Because those lyrics are so sad. And what he's saying is depressing. And if I listen to it on a regular basis, I'll get depressed. People are blowing up the phones to talk about this. They are blowing up the phones. So when we come back, we'll take the calls and we'll see what you think. 570-1949. And I respect your opinion. I mean, Woodsy doesn't think so. I do think so. Whatever you think, call in. Tell us what you think. Let your voice be heard on The Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949. Or text 949mikey at gmail.com. More coming up on FM 94.9. This is the FM 94.9 Bud Light Podcast.
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Malcolm X and wear an accent. Really? I was a young man then. I'm not so impressionable anymore. With food, I will give you food. I will give you food. I will not give you music or movies or TV shows. Actually, maybe I'll give you TV shows because I kind of want to be in the mafia. The conversation. Maybe you're right. Oh, I didn't even think of that. Maybe you're right. He doesn't actually want to be in the mafia. Don't I? He likes the glorification. Don't I? I think M1 Lush has it right. She says, I think we eat what we are. Yeah, there you go. I like it that way. Well, yeah, it's the chicken and the egg. It's the chicken and the egg. That just blew my mind. Well, wait a minute. Who am I? I am a selfish. Go on. Manipulative. I mean, that's what I am. That's who I am. But I changed. I changed. And part of the way that I changed.
was by changing the things that I consume. It works for you? Yeah, it works for you. No, but Lou said something during commercials that kind of makes me disagree with we eat what we are. Is that what she said? There are some white men that tend to dress like black men. I don't think they would be dressing like that or talking like that if they were that. They are like that because of the music and the people that they see. But because society says that that's cool and they want to be cool. But that's not who they are without society's help. They like that part of society, which is why they dress and act like that. With M1 Lush's point, I agree with that because... Like you've always said, Woodsy can't be anything other than himself. And that's true. You put me anywhere. What you hear on the radio is me at home with my wife. I'm telling my wife, I'm grabbing her boobs. I'm me. I'm always me. So I eat what I am. I listen to Stern in the morning because I laugh. I watch The Sopranos because I think it's cool. I dip snuff because I like to dip snuff. That works for me. That little motto.
works for me i eat what i am i am what i am and i always will be do you think that you would change at all if from this day forward you never watched tv or listened to any music again i think i'd be bored out of my mind i mean i think that'd be the only way but you also know change you no because you know i also am a big reader i love to read so i the stuff that i read probably has probably has more of an effect on me than the stuff that I watch or listen to, to be honest with you. Now, wait, it can't. No, it does have an effect, but it's not going to shape my... How can it have an effect? What do you mean? Why can't it? It's not food. It can have an effect on your mind, though, but what I'm saying is it's not going to make me change my personality, but it evokes a feeling or a response. I've made it clear that it doesn't necessarily make you go do something crazy. Right. I do. I do. I do think that it does have an effect on your personality. It makes you think. It's how much you allow it to affect. Correct. That's person by person. That's what I'm saying. The big revelation for you was when he said she listened to Howard Stern. You're like, oh, jackpot, because she listens to Stern. Yeah, but the truth is that if she would have said Jeff and Jer, I would have made just as big a deal out of it. I probably wouldn't have argued with you if you said Jeff and Jer. I took something that was...
I wanted to be a joke, and I turned it into something serious. Like, no, if she would have said, you know, oh, I listened to Jagger and Christie, I would have been like, oh, there you go. There you have it. Because you should only be listening to us. That's right. So I was waiting for an opportunity to pounce upon anything, but it got me into something very serious. But see, I don't know that I agree with that either 100%, because we've talked about Stern. Like, I've come to the meeting with ideas, and you've been like, eh, it's a little... little out there you've been listening to stern again and i was like no i wasn't you know we've had that conversation before you and i so i know how you feel i know you respect what he's done but i i don't think you you don't you're not going to listen to that program very often no but i have but you have yeah yeah like i called you when hagar was on there and you listened to it and we're like well it's a great interview yeah you know yeah um so that's my you know that but i don't make a regular right thing out of it right and the reason that i don't make a regular thing out of it is if i did and i was enjoying it. Right. How could I not be affected by it? Because you are who you are, Mike. You're a husband, a father, a religious guy. You know what? It will change me. No, it can be taken purely as entertaining. My grandmother will listen to the Mikey show sometimes and she's going to be 93 years old and she just sees it as something that's funny, not a reality. And does she listen every day? No, not every day. That's my point.
That if you listen to something every day. If you consume something consistently, whether it's with your mouth, whether it's with your eyes or your ears, if you consume it consistently, that is the way that you will mentally be. But I listen to reggae every day. Every single day. Every single day and at some point. I listen to music all day every day. And reggae is always in the mix somewhere in there. And I don't go out and like... have dreads and smoke weed and like... But you're like a free spirit. Give praise to Jah. Give praise to Jah. I have what? You have had dreads. No, I haven't. You said that you did. No, I said I thought about doing it. I wonder why. Because I would go to concerts and see people have it and I was lazy. I didn't have to wash my hair. It was a style. It's not a defining characteristic. Now, maybe it was because she was young. Yes, I was young. It only happens when you're young. No, it happens. Well, it depends on the person, but you're more likely to be impressionable when you're young. It's a maturity thing and it's a security. If you're secure in who you are. Which most of us aren't. Most of us are not. I don't know if that's a fair statement. Well, all you got to do. I think that a lot of people position themselves to be very secure and very confident. But the reality is that very few are. It takes a lot to be really confident.
genuinely confident. I think that a lot of people that position themselves to be confident, they're really not. I mean, it takes a lot. You can be secure in your morals and what you know is right and wrong. But if you are, look, I can say this. I go, listen, I'm going to eat a hamburger. And like Wood said, he goes, yeah, but that's got fat in it. It's got the thing. It's going to have an actual chemical reaction to your body. You know, your brain also has chemical reactions. And when you listen to hard rock music, it produces endorphins that help you to work out. So something is happening in your brain that's chemical. It's the same thing that happens when you smell a guy or a girl that smells really good and you're like turned on or you're whatever. There's something that is chemical going on. Now, when I'm smelling that, I'm not eating it.
I'm smelling it. But there's a chemical thing that's going on that's invisible. The scent itself is invisible. It's going into my nose. My brain is picking up on it. And it's doing something. It's firing off endorphins. Same thing happens with the music that we listen to. During commercial, Woods brought up the example of Red. Red is a Christian rock band. But I'm going to be honest with you. Their music, when I listen to it, gets me pissed. Pretty aggro. I don't listen to this to take a nap. Oh, no. That's extreme. When you're in your car, you may drive a little faster. No. When I'm in my car, I do drive faster. That's different. That's the tone of a song. I mean, that's what music is there for. But it does to you, though. Since we're being honest, I'm telling you, I stick my foot in it.
I'm just being honest with you. I'm being completely honest. That's fine, dude. But it's the tone of the music. I mean, that's why music exists and that's why there's different tempos to different songs and different instruments that are used. That's absolutely used to provoke some sort of reaction. I don't deny it. I agree with you. But talk. I mean, I'm here with you guys every day and you and I are still going to butt heads on the same things that we were butting heads with on day one. And my opinion hasn't changed. But I also... have adopted some of the things that you do and say because I think they're funny. Yeah, but those are little, like, not opinions. You still, just because I believe something and you hear me say it, you know, a couple times a week, you haven't changed your opinion on that matter. Some things. Some things. I mean, if you make a compelling argument. He gets a wheatgrass shot every day. That was before me. Fair enough. I don't think he was. I do not wear a chain wallet anymore. Yeah. That's Sienna. Sienna doesn't shame you out of anything. No, she got me on the chain wallet. Oh, you did. She was right. Sienna got me out of cargoes. She got you out of cargoes. Because I don't want to be looked at as a dork. I don't think it was me being impressionable. If I look like a dork, somebody tell me I look like a dork and I won't look like a dork anymore. It is being impressionable to have someone tell you that you look like a dork. If it's dorky and out of style, I want to know about it. Tell me. Write that down. And if it's cool and it's in style, I want to know about it.
Yeah, I mean, but I make my own cool. Like, you know me. I'm a trendsetter, pal. I'm not a trendsetter. Oh, boy. Just kidding. And I did some stuff that is pretty freaking funny. It's a true statement. Girl, how drunk is... Let's play that. Can we do that? Please, now. Are you going to take some calls? Yeah, we've got to take some calls, though, and then we'll do it. This next thing we're going to do is fun. Sienna gets so scared when you do serious topics. She doesn't like it. She hasn't said two words. She doesn't like it. She goes on for too long. Oh, boy. I love you. You don't trust me. She's the police. I do trust you. She's the police. I do trust you, but there's calls on the phone. We got to take the calls. We've kind of been beating the same horse. M1 Denmark from San Diego. Hi. Hi. Dead horse. I agree with Mikey. Okay, next caller. Okay. All right. Just kidding. Thank you. Thank you. Did you want to say any more? Yeah. I agree with Mikey because for a while my husband wanted to listen. Well, we're both Hispanic. Mikey. Mikey. He liked listening to the Mexican music that would talk about, you know, drugs and women and all that great stuff. And it just seemed like it changed his attitude for a while and I was not on board and, you know, brought it to his attention and, you know, he was like, oh, it kind of did.
I definitely agree with it, and I think it just depends on each person, for sure, because, you know, he grew up with an unbalanced home, whereas I did, and so for me, that stuff doesn't affect me as much, but I think for him, it really does. Thank you, Dan Mark. I appreciate the phone call. M1PB from PB. Hey, good morning, everybody. Good morning. I agree with you as well, Mikey. I think everyone's actually just a little hungry, and they're kind of breaking down the food analogy, but one my mother told me when I was real young was, What's in the bucket is in the well. So basically, you know, she would always tell me when she was little, she watched a scary movie and it stuck with her forever. And I was going to ask Woods in terms of recruiting. If you're recruiting a teacher at an elementary school, one of the questions was, what's your morning radio? Would you rather, I mean, is it a fair assumption to maybe not want to hire the one that put Howard Stern? Not at all, dude. Not at all. Dude. Not at all. And I think maybe my issue is because I'm such a huge Stern fan. And I always have been. Always. And if I was hiring somebody and they said, yeah, I listen to Stern, I'd go, great. They might as well say, I listen to Jeff and Jer. Because to me, what you listen to in the morning doesn't shape who you are. But doesn't everyone also have like... My dad listens to Stern. And my dad's like the most straight-laced...
Catholic, clean, doesn't curse. Like, my dad loves Stern. Dude, but you don't know what your dad thinks. You know what I mean? No, I don't know what he thinks. All I know is his actions. Yeah. He could be thinking about, you know, doing whatever, but I've known my dad, and my dad is legit, dude. Legit. Has never missed church. Ever. And when I say ever, never been tired, never been sick, never missed church. He's a devout, devout Catholic. Devout Catholic. Devout family man. Devout businessman. Hardworking. Guy loves Stern, but he loves Stern. I mean, that's his thing. If I was going to hire somebody and they said, I love Stern, I'd be like, great. I love the Mikey show. You know what I mean? What if they love to look at, what if they love hardcore porn DVDs and they watch them every day? Well, is it different? It's different. It's way different because hardcore porn and Howard Stern aren't even on the same level. Has Howard Stern ever had hardcore porn occur on his show? Sure. How are they different? Some people don't like us. You don't like that part of the show. That's the thing. I used to have hardcore pornography. I know. I met Tara Patrick in your studio. Yeah, but Tara Patrick didn't come in the studio and actually have sex. No, I know. I had porn stars actually have intercourse.
On the radio. Yeah. Do you think that that didn't affect people listening? When I listen to Stern and he goes, oh, Jenna Jameson's here to ride the Sibian. I'm like, next. I go to Mike and Mike. Because for me, I want to hear him interview Hagar. I want to listen to him make fun of George Takei. I want to listen to him rip on Baba Booey for having too much time on his hands. That's the stuff to me that's being in radio now. I'm like, gosh, man. freaking great radio but the dirty humor is funny to you too the dirty humor like if somebody is talking about um a date that they went on and it gets a little saucy i like saucy i like like there's a drop from me when we come back it's a rejoin and it says i like i'm i like straight filth it's not talking about porn it's talking about comedy my the comedians i grew up on so you don't like porn no i've watched porn before i watch porn like back in the day no don't be on the spot Wouldn't you agree, though, that... I use porn to take care of business. Wouldn't you agree, though? Treat yourself. Wouldn't you agree that we all have a friend, or maybe Jamie has a friend, or Matt has a friend, or Rebecca has a friend, that brings something out in your significant other, and you notice that when they're with that certain friend, they act different? Well, Howard Stern, you know, how many times do listeners tell us, gosh, we're like their best friends, they listen to us every morning. That's how people may feel about Howard Stern, and a friend can influence you, just like Howard Stern could influence...
Whoever listens. Sure, sure. And I think that there are, you know, I think that we've got hardcore fans and so does he. Last thing we'll say on it. I've even had to turn myself off from pastors that I download. I've had to shut myself off of it. Why? Because they have a take. And I started to notice that my take was getting, just in general, my take was getting a little... Hardcore. And I don't mean hardcore fundamentalist. I don't mean like that. I mean that my take was a little spicy. And the reason that it was a little spicy is because I heard it and it was spicy and it was good. And I dug it. And so I enjoyed it. And so I would be a little spicy. And I listened to it consistently, consistently. And I remember going.
I need to shut this down. Yeah, I mean, maybe I just don't have that thing in me that's like... I mean, listen, if you drink too much, you know you drink too much, right? You know you need to... Some people do. I never was able to be like, well, I've had too much. I'm done. That was always my problem. Hence why I don't drink. So that's the deal. I don't have that on-off switch. Go ahead. I'll challenge you to something. What if we did a 30-day challenge? Okay. It would scare the heck out of me. But what if we, I'm just, this is a hypothetical. Hypothetically. Hypothetically, I listen to everything that you currently listen to. Okay. And you listen to everything that I currently listen to. So I make you a playlist of 100 songs. Yeah. And you make me a playlist of 100 songs. Not you, Jay. Okay. I can do it. Not you. I can do it. No one's talking to you. I can do it. It's only the bromance couple. I could still be, I'd still be Woods. They are one. Yeah. And you wouldn't come in here, you know, being woods. It may affect you that way. It's not going to affect me that way. Okay. That's how I feel. Well, we should try. Let's do it. I would be afraid to. It's not bad. I don't listen to nasty stuff. Listen, the stuff I listen to.
If I put you a 100 song playlist together, you'd fall in love with about 95% of it. Why can't we all just like what we like? Yeah, let's do that. Yes. It doesn't matter. Let's just like what we like. Don't like us. Get mad at us, Mike. Yes. You are dis-including all of us. That was very, like, not you, Jay. Well, because I was challenging Wood. Jay, he doesn't want to listen to Crystal Castles. I know, but it was kind of like. I was challenging Wood. Because I'm the one. I'm the one. Yeah. We're in the debate. It was a challenge. We're the master debaters. HBD, guys. All right. There's five of us on the show. Let's do the fun thing now, please. Yes, let's do the fun thing. I love you all. I love you, Mike. My friend. Horse. Dead. Soft hands. That horse is already buried. Yeah. It's under the ground. I like that horse. I'll ride that horse all day. I got no problems. I'm scared to look at Mike. You're going on vacation. You don't have to see us. Oh, it's back. He's alive. He's alive. It's fun to have healthy debates sometimes. Yeah, it is. A little bit. Oh, wow. Except when people are yelling at us. They're screaming at us at the top of their lungs. We just, you know, want to be included sometimes. Can I paint a picture for you? Mr. Esparza, your rice is here. Room service. Mahalo. Mr. Esparza, this is Joe from the Tommy Bahama store. Just want to let you know that your private shopping excursion has been arranged and we will see you at 4 o'clock.
Make sure to bring that lovely wife Rebecca down here, and hey, don't forget that credit card, because we know you like to blow it out in here. And don't forget, Mr. Esparza, cologne making at 10 a.m. We will see you here. You're the only person that signed up, so you'll get all the luxuries. Mr. Esparza, are you going to come out of the room at all this trip? Mr. Esparza? Mr. Esparza, this is your captain speaking, and we're going to be cruising on an altitude of about... 40,000 feet. Don't worry. We're going to get you there right before the Tommy Bahama store closes. So you'll have plenty of time to peruse and shop at your leisure. And thank you for flying. Hi, Mr. Esparza. This is the flight attendant. You push the button and your wife said that you wanted a Tommy Bahama drink. We don't actually have those on this flight. So I've arranged for you guys to have a reservation at the Tommy Bahama restaurant as soon as you land. Esparza, party of two. Oh, look who's back. Welcome back to Tommy Bahama. The Tommy Bahama restaurant. It's good to see you and Rebecca again. Tonight's Mexican night. You're going to love it. You'll be dining with us, I see, for eight straight days. So, perfect.
That's two days longer than last year. Mr. Esparza, your picture's still on the wall. Did you bring us a fresh placard with your new show to hang in our Tommy Bahama gallery here? You are VIP. It's the Tommy Bahama Wall of Fame. Mikey, you might as well take that picture now because very soon they're going to be doing the show without you. Because you are such a pisser. Eventually... Eventually, they all tire of you, pal. They all tire of you. Some quicker than others. We love you. We just felt a little excited. There's a picture of, like, the old show with me, too. We tell you when we're upset, when we hear any little tiny thing. We're very honest. Yes. Oh, that was funny. I feel as if I make people.
You don't. You don't. You guys as a couple excluded. Oh, wow. No, we don't. You guys are one. We were talking. It's a radio show. Oh, get it. This is making me so aggro. Is it? Because it's, see, it's having an effect on me. Maybe I didn't love you. Does that not happen? Yeah, it makes me miss my wife. I know. Fell in love with Chris, our phone screener right now. Just looking at him. That'll do it. Just looked in there, listened to his song, man. Just darn it. All right, when we come back, we're going to play one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. I love you, man. After we do Old Man of Science. No. I've got the guys out there. They're already set. All right, fine, fine. That's true. Got to stick to the rules. If I made you feel second best. On FM 94.9. Hi, I'm Samantha. I'm a Fresh and Easy neighborhood market customer, and I'm happy to make this commercial for Fresh and Easy. This message is from aisle five of a Fresh and Easy neighborhood market. It's by a real customer, not a celebrity. Saving money, we pass on to you. I come to Fresh and Easy and just love it.
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Jay, the old man that does science is coming up here in just a second. And tonight's 8 o'clock album is Primus. Garrett. And the album is Frizzle Fry. Okay. We're going to do Jay, the old man that does science. And I need my Jay, the old man that does science theme song. Jay's the old man who does science. He's the old man with technology. The old man who does science. The old man with technology. He blinded me with science, but he failed in biology. Jay is... Jay is outside on top of the parking structure right now. He's on the very top floor on the roof of the parking structure. And he's in his white lab coat. And I'm going to have to get on a different mic. Let's see. Sienna, I'm going to use yours. Okay, I'm not, so... I wish I could...
I wish I had a wireless. I wish I knew how to quit you. Can you walk? Yours doesn't reach over here. There we go. That should work. Yeah, that works. Okay, I can hear good. Okay, and everybody else should be able to hear good. All right, so Jay is down, and he's got the... Let me put him up on the phone line so you can hear him. Jay, you there? Yes, sir. Okay, so what are you going to be doing today? Today we're doing the Mentos and Diet Coke experiment. where you just drop Mentos into a Diet Coke container, and the surface of the Mentos makes the Coke expand with a bunch of bubbles, and it explodes out. So everybody's seeing that done. What we're going to do today, though, is we're going to add Ciro into the mix. Yeah, I know you get a reaction from the girls. Ciro is the guy from our promotion department that the girls think is really cute. Both Sienna and L.O.B. are waving at him from the window. L.O.B. just flashed him.
He's like, who's that boy in there? Wait, what? Say that again. We're going to give him a brown shower. Okay. Now, they have buckets set up with the two liter bottles of Coke in the buckets pointing at a 90 degree angle so that they will shoot out straight and they're going to drop Mentos into the Cokes now. So right now, Ciro is taking off his jacket. And next, he is, now what's he doing? He is standing over the bucket. Shirt, no shirt. Like he's going to sit on it. Shirt, no shirt, ladies. No shirt. Uh-oh, she went off prematurely. No shirt. No shirt, they're voting no shirt. He can't, he can't. Ciro's not doing it. He can't do it. Here we go. All right, they're dropping a Mentos into the... Oh, wow! Holy cow! He's getting killed! Oh, my gosh. He is getting sprayed like a geyser. Holy cow! Jay's getting him. Jay's getting him. Oh, my God. It exploded out of the top of that Coke can and just sprayed like a fire hose. Jay's still getting him. Oh, my gosh. He's still spraying zero.
With exploding Coca-Cola. Yeah, you look so good. Oh, wow. Oh, my gosh. Dude. That's what happens when you drop a Mentos into carbonated drinks? Yeah, this is going on inside your stomach. Oh, my gosh. His hair is sopping wet. He's soaked. I'll give you a SpongeBob. Oh, wow. Oh, my gosh. Thank you, Jay. All right, man. We'll see you up there. All right, bye. Incredible. Wow. That video is going to be awesome. That was great. That was incredible. They douched him with one. L.O.B. is still at the window staring. I was just making sure he had a towel. Here, take my shirt. Oh, my gosh. That was crazy. Poor guy. He got doused. All right. Now it's time for Glow's Hell. Yes. Her name is Glozell. Fantastic. And Glozell is a YouTube sensation that breaks down the lyrics of songs. Now, we've done that, too. Yeah. In fact, it's one of our favorite things to do. Today, she breaks down this one. Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. Grab my glasses. I'm out the door. I'm going to hit this city. Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack. Because when I leave.
Okay, we've probably heard it. We've probably heard it. Big, big song. So here's Glozell talking about Kesha. Hello, this is Glozell, and I want to help this little TikTok girl. Her lyrics is a cry for help, y'all. Okay, I'm looking at them right now. It says, I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. Lord have mercy, P. Diddy. So she woke up feeling like a black man. That's telling you right now, something is wrong with this girl. This cute little white girl. Something's going on there. Okay, she got her glasses. She out the door. She going to hit that city. But before she leave, she going to brush her teeth with a bottle jack. With a bottle, not just like a shot. A whole bottle of jack. Okay, first of all.
I hope when she leave and hit the city that she's going to a AAA meeting, okay? Because clearly she has some issues with the woo-woo. She means AA. Yes. With sauce, okay? Because when she leave for the night, she ain't coming back. Of course not. You ain't going to know where you are. How you going to come back if you don't brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack? What do you drink if you brush your teeth with Jack? All right. She talking. Now she get a little woozy. Pedicure on her toes. Who else? Oh, yo, pedicure's supposed to go. And she says it twice. Pedicure on our toes. Toes! Trying on all our clothes. Clothes. Now she's with somebody because she's saying ow. Boys blowing up our phones, phones. She's repeating herself. Okay? She's losing it. Drop top playing our favorite CDs. Pulling up to the parties. Gonna get a little bit tipsy. Girl, she was drunk before she left out the door. Okay? She needs to say hi. My name is Keisha. Right there. When she brushing her teeth. So now she's partying. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, oh, whoa, whoa. Don't stop. Make it pop. DJ, blow my speaker up. Gonna stop. Tonight I'm gonna fight till we see the sunlight. She gonna fight all night long till the morning. Vampire. Crazy. Verse. Okay. I ain't got a care in the world. Of course not. She don't care. But I got plenty of beer.
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but she already there because she don't spend all her money on her ackee house. Oh, my God. Now, you know she drunk right here. Now, the dudes are lining up because they hear we got swagger, whoever we is. But we kick them to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger. Girl, how drunk is you? Mick Jagger? Maybe you haven't seen Mick Jagger, okay? That's who you need to be on the curb, curb. Let's kick him on the curb. Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up, tonight I'm gonna fight, till I see the sunlight, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. So, um, this got a bad beat to it, make you want to dance, but clearly, you know what, TikTok, we're gonna need to help you out, girl. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Mick Jagger and Jack Daniels, don't mix, over and out. Wow. It's, it's, it's brilliant. I love it. For a million reasons. I love it so much. All right. She's brilliant. She's brilliant. What song is wrong with this girl? Let me hear all of them you got. Wrong with this girl. Girl, how drunk is it? I want Aki Ho. Aki Ho. I love her. My 17-year-old sister was like, have you seen this? And she showed it to me. I was dying laughing. I was like, Mikey, you have to see this. Glozell. Glozell. I love her. She did...
Friday, too. She broke down the lyrics to Rebecca Black Friday. Woods let Eskimo Blue Waters in. Oh, boy. Why does she knock when I say... Hi. Oh. What is the matter? What's the matter with you? Oh, what's the matter with me? Oh, it's a few minutes late. I'm sorry. I drug a topic out. I was told by Garrett to be here at 8. Well, I don't believe that you were told by Garrett to be here today. Garrett's our programmer. I don't believe he told you that. He told me actually on the air at 8, be here at 7.30. So I got here at 4.30. I'm tired. I got a big gig tonight. You do? Yes, I do. What is your big gig tonight? You are lucky that you even got me. Jay, you know, had to ask me. I'm kind of blowing up. Jay, did you ask her? No. Okay. All right. Go ahead. I was going to be on Howard Stern, but then we're going to just stay local. Right, right, right. Well, what did you decide on? What are you going to do? I didn't decide on anything. I was voted in by the fans of Facebook. The fans. The fans. What are you talking about? My fans. Is this the belly up thing? That's right. Do you know that Eskimo Blue Waters was, this is a true story. She was voted by fans.
to play at the belly up. Well, Carrie was voted as prom queen, too. So what does that tell you? That's true. Carrie was voted as prom queen. Is that girl who spilled the pig blood on her? Like from Sex and the City? No, different one. People often say I look like Sarah Jessica Parker. I don't know that you do because you're wearing dark glasses, you've got on a cowboy hat, jeans, cowboy boots, and some kind of dream catcher earrings. I think it's my signature hair. It's a lot like Gary's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, Eskimo. Now, it's tonight? Yes. It's tonight at the belly up. Did you cheat to get voted in? No. My fans voted me in. You're our fans. My fans. Did your janitor boyfriend have all his fellow janitors? vote for you. No, you know what? There was some sort of glitch that the belly up experienced at first. I was winning by a landslide and then some sort of glitch happened. I think it was when I got in a fight with my janitor boyfriend. He's not a boyfriend. He's a friend with benefits. My benefits are he gets me into certain gigs. What's his benefit? Sometimes I give him a little sneak peek and that's it. Sometimes. Sometimes.
I give him a little sneak peek. And that's it. I say, you see with your eyes. I've heard that one before. Pete, by the way, non-English speaking. He knows a little bit. Okay, got it. He knows a little bit. Got it, got it. Sometimes we'll say, Mamacita. Mamacita. I think he listens to the Mikey Show. Sure, sure. To Woods. Got it, got it. So you're at the belly up. I'm really at the belly up. Tonight. Yes, tonight. The legendary belly up. What will you do? Because you have a lot of talents. I'm actually going to be singing and playing a little guitar. Do you have anything worked out? Yep. My friend Mark Business is going to be there as well. Mark Business? Yes. I played with him once before at the Mikey show. The Mikey-thon. Isn't that a ripoff? Of? Matt Commerce. Matt Commerce. Who's Matt Commerce? Matt Commerce is Lauren's boyfriend, Matt Commerce. BFMC. Boyfriend Matt Commerce. This is my best friend, Mark Business.
So I guess you could call him, what is it? BFMB. BFMB. Yeah, BFMB. Yeah, but why would I call him something like that? Yeah, but business is just like the word commerce. Kind of. Mark is very close to Matt. Yes. I can't really help. Best friend is close to boyfriend. I can't help who I become best friends with. Yeah, I guess not. So the two of you are going to get on stage. Yes. Are you appearing just solo? Well, they're only giving me about seven minutes. Oh, wow. Okay. Some gig. Oh, wow. Okay. Is there anybody else performing? Yeah, there's quite a few other people performing. Are you last? Do you get to be the headliner? No. Okay. Even though I won, so I don't know. Where's the logic in that? Where's the logic in that? I did win the contest, but I will only be there as a special host. Probably because they know I have to wake up for this gig in the morning, you know? You don't have to. You don't. You don't work. You don't work. I work for the station. You don't. Part time. You don't. No. I'm like Chris. No. Not like Chris. Not like Chris. They're just waiting for my paperwork to get through. All right. Okay. Have you ever taken a drug test for this place? No. Okay. Is that one of the requirements? Yes. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. That's a defining thing about it. Good to know. Hey, Eskimo Blue Waters. Yes. Will you be performing first? Yes, I will. At 8 o'clock on the dot. Opening. Till about 8.07. So from tonight, you're appearing from 8.
To 8.07. About. Roughly. Give or take. So it could be 8.06. 8.05. 8.05. I'm pushing for until about 8.10 if I can. Yes. Yeah. But I've got one song, an original song, that's really going to take off. What is it? It's called Banging on Hell's Gate. Oh, my. It's called Banging on Hell's Gate. Banging on Hell's Gate. It's kind of edgy. Does that at all embarrass you that it's very close to Knocking on Heaven's Door? What's the song called? You know. You know perfectly well. Knocking on Heaven's Door. Knocking on Heaven's Door. Bob Dylan, Eric Clapton, Guns N' Roses. And yours is banging on Hell's Gate. Mine's banging on Hell's Gate. Banging on Hell's Gate. It's kind of the opposite. That stupid song, you guys are talking about that. What's the melody? Do you have it? I wonder if I played Knock It On Heaven's Door, would it sound similar? Can you play it? Yeah, I can play it. Do it. Yeah, we'll see. Grab a guitar. Let's see if this has any similarity. I wonder if it does. It would be some coincidence. I would be very curious to see. She's got her arms crossed right now.
Somebody has been sniffing around my... I did get my car broken into. You did? And some of my demos were definitely messed with. Oh, really? I wouldn't be surprised if... That's a great Taylor. Let's hear it. Does that sound like it? That's a heck of a lot like it. You should consider suing Guns N' Roses. I'm considering suing Woods for going through my things. I didn't. Woods, did you... You know Jorge? No, I don't know Jorge. Jorge's the guy that... Can look but not touch. He went on a little bit of a rampage, and I suspect that he's the one that went through my stang and stole some of my demo tapes. He didn't give them to me. I just have been playing that song literally since seventh grade. Let's hear it. My band, Gypsy Rose. I'm not going to give it away. Okay.
It's not free. People have to go tonight to the Belly Up. Belly Up tonight. 8 o'clock. Get there early. The doors are opening at 7. And I thought the tickets were going to be like 50 bucks, given the talent, me, that's on the bill. But it turns out it's $8 at the door, but you can get in free if you're a fan of mine. Oh, wow. And the way to do that is to email them your name and any of your guests. And the address is Belly Up Ass T. Wait. That's what it says. BellyUpAssT at gmail.com. No. It's assistant. Assistant? It's an abbreviation for assistant. It's an abbreviation for assistant. Oh, it looks like ass T. No, no, no. Ask him off. Ask him off. My bad. It's belly up assistant. So it's belly up A-S-S-T.
No, it is. It's shortened. It's shortened. It's shortened. It's belly up A-S-S-T. Yes, belly up A-S-S-T. Which is assistant. T. At gmail.com. Question for you. Answer. Will you be nervous tonight? Because we know that when... Don't even say the word nervous. Think about all the people that are going to be there in the audience. Think about all the people. I'm going to be fine. I'm going to be fine. I'm well rehearsed. She has this nervous tick. Yeah. And she can't control it. Hopefully it won't come out on stage. You know you're going to have to play this live. Stop. Stop ripping my cords. You're ripping her cords? You're ruining it. People need to go see it for themselves. I bet a lot of people are going to go see it. I really hope so. Thank you. Eskimo. Listen. Good luck. You're the greatest. You're the greatest. You're the greatest. Thank you. You're the greatest. You're the greatest. Thank you. You're the greatest. You're the greatest. Thank you. You're the greatest. You're the greatest. Thank you. I'll see you there tonight, Mike. Yeah. Yes, for sure. You're on vacation, so you don't have to wait. Oh, yeah. There you go. Here's your chance. That's right. Doors are at seven, right? Doors are at seven, yes. I can't believe she actually really got a gig. She really has a gig. Vote it in.
I think it's a bit. I'd watch out for pig's blood if I were her. I know, right? Okay, let's see. Do I have time? I do not. Oh man, I hope for her sake she doesn't do that on stage. It's maybe the greatest nervous tick I've ever heard. Poor girl. Sienna, tell me about the uh iphone 5 leak that got out by the ceo of what company sony okay um so this happened on friday night his name is howard stringer and he may have accidentally revealed a little bit more than apple wanted for the iphone 5 okay now he was at a wall street journal speaking event and he mentioned that one of sony's best camera sensor factories is actually in japan now
He said that this factory was damaged by the earthquake and the tsunami. And so it's closed for a while. And he noted that it would delay shipments of sensors to Apple for its new iPhone. Oh, my God. Yes. Oh, wow. Now, Stringer's, his name is Stringer. His comment, what they're saying in the blog world. You're his person. Right. And you're like, listen. You can't make that kind of a mistake. So we have to do and say something to get you out of it. He was probably like... All of the big Apple bloggers are like, okay, this is what it means. We certainly will not see the iPhone 5 this summer, but when it does arrive, it will have a nice 8 megapixel sensor is what they've gathered from all of this. So the camera will now be 8 megapixels. Yeah, the sensor will be. Jay seized upon it. Jay, say, say it. And seized upon it. Oh, you know it. Like a vulture and a rat. It was like he was one of those fish that has the little deal that hangs out to attract the fish into its mouth. I do have that. Are you going to get the new one? That's just sort of, that was what was happening in my head. Are you right now in fact scheming as to how you will be able to pull this off with your wife? Well, you have a long time to plan. Usually when you say that.
It's a joke. I'm not. That's not a joke. Because that is what was happening in my brain. How am I going to get this one past the goalie? Well, the good thing is you, in fact, just got a 14 megapixel camera. Oh, so you don't need all those. So you wouldn't need measly 8 megapixels. This is going to be tough, getting this one past management. What L.O.B. just revealed for my wife to hear made me hurt and sad. Really? Twice back to back, huh? Do that. Want to hear some auditions for the new Affleck? Duck? Oh, yes, please. We have auditions. And we'll do it. And we'll also play Buzzword. So call us. 570-1949 if you want to play Buzzword. Pick me, Sienna, L.O.B., or Woods. This is The Mikey Show. I like it. I like it. Be a part of the show. 570-1949. Or shoot him a text. 949mikey at gmail.com. You're a nerd.
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You know, that's a lot of friends, though, when you think about it. And see, you don't know how reliable that information is. If you heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another that you were messing around, that is so far down the line that you can easily go, hello. Yeah, it's like whisper down the lane. It's never really the same. It's like the telephone. Yeah. He heard that she was messing around, and really the message was, you know, she was just kind of messy. Right. She had been doing pottery work that day and was covered in clay. Nobody was messing around with anybody. She wasn't messing around with anybody. I was messy. Babe, this nether that you heard from. Right. Who's nether? First of all, I don't even know nether. It was her mother that said she was messy. Exactly. It was my mom that even said it. Sienna, what's going on in news? Well, have you guys heard about this possible... Serial killer in New York. This is a pretty crazy story. It started back in May of last year. A 24-year-old girl who actually had prostitute services posted on Craigslist. She was reported missing back in May by her family. Since then... Last May of 2010. Of 2010, yes. Since then, they've been searching for her body and her...
you know, kill her if she was dead. They have found four bodies were discovered stuffed into bushes and a quarter mile stretch on a beach in New York. And they, you know, four bodies in one bush means that was done by the same person. So then this last week they found more bodies, three more bodies. So now they're like, okay, we have a serial killer on the loose. We don't know if he's just targeting Craigslist women, but the initial woman, Gilbert was her last name. I can't remember her first name. Shannon Gilbert. They still can't find her. I mean, this is just becoming a really big story, and it's just sad. Yeah, and by the time police are saying that they believe they have a serial killer...
They have a serial killer. Absolutely. Woodsy, what's going on? Oh, do you have another one? Just really quick. U.S. teen pregnancy is at a record low. The rate has fallen to 37% over the last two decades. And this is the lowest it's ever been in 70 years. Maybe kids are figuring it out. Yeah. Yep. Woodsy, what's going on in sports? Sports is brought to us today by our good friends at Frank's Red Hot. Frank's Red Hot. Get some. Absolutely. This was a very interesting story. Mike Vrabel, who is a 15-year veteran in the NFL, won three Super Bowls with New England, was arrested for theft from a casino, which is very odd. In Indiana, they saw him taking bottles of alcohol from a deli at 5.30 in the morning without paying for him. I guess it was inside the casino. He was arrested at 5.30 a.m. Released about five hours later. Penalty of six months to three years in jail and a fine up to $10,000. Now, he has come out and said it was an unfortunate misunderstanding. I take full responsibility for the miscommunication. I feel comfortable that after talking with the appropriate parties, we'll resolve this matter. Basically, I was hammered. I was at a casino. You were drunk. I was S-face drunk. It was 5.30 in the morning. I wanted some more booze. They wouldn't give me any. I stole it from the deli. I'll pay them back.
This will be swept under the rug. Also, on Monday, they announced the new Basketball Hall of Fame 2011 class, and there was a surprise in there, one that I'm very happy about. Dennis Rodman will be elected to the Basketball Hall of Fame. There you go. Always loved Rodman. I was in Chicago in college when the Bulls were on their run, and he was really becoming Dennis Rodman. Here he is talking about his past. He kind of thought he wouldn't get in. Cut three. In high school, I was 5'8". When I graduated, I grew 9 inches in two years. And if it wasn't for that right there, I think that as far as the motivation factor, as far as going to the gym every day, not getting into drugs, not getting into all the gun shooting and stabbing and stuff like that, it kept my mind in the right track. I would say that was somebody that was looking over Dennis Schwab. Dude, I will never, ever, ever in my life forget the night that I went to a Bulls finals game against the Jazz. Bulls won by 42 points. Eddie Vedder sang the national anthem. And Dennis Rodman hit like four three-pointers. And he was not a shooter. He was a rebounder. It was one of the coolest sports experiences I've ever had. I've never seen a professional basketball game. Is that right? I'd love to. Oh, it's fun. Oh, you see Lakers. It's so fun. I don't watch them on TV ever. But I will go to any pro sport game. It's so fun. Let's play buzzword. Yeah. 570-1949. What? I have to be.
Jay told me I had a spot and I didn't, and I held my pee, and now I'm going to pee in my pants. And now we're going to play buzzwords, so I'm really going to pee in my pants. If you want, you can run, and I'll take these people. Well, I'll take these people. By the time we're done, he'll be back. M1 Lisa from Lakeside, who do you want? I want Sienna! Sienna! Taken first. Lisa, thank you. I made my day. M1 Lamer. Lauren. Yeah. What up, girls? You want Lauren to hang on the line. How about that? I want Heather from Vista. Who do you want? I'll take Mikey, please. You got it. Hang on the line. If Woods was in here, he would be flipping. He'd be furious. Really? Get it. Get it. Really? Do you? Do you? Feast. Don't pick guys you should be picking. You ever just set yourself up to lose real good? There he goes. M1 Pete the Pirate. M1 Pete the Pirate from Poway, you're last to pick. Who do you want? Woodsy. You got Woodsy. Last today? Oh, Feast. We're taking guesses at what you would say. Sienna, you're right. I guessed Feast. You did? Nice. We were all going, get it. Really? Did you? Pick last, huh? Great. All right, you ready, Jay? What is the prize? Today's prize is...
A pair of tickets to Strikeforce MMA April 9th at the Valley View Casino. Say it. I can't say it. Jay, what's the word? What's the word, dude? It's going to be pool. It better not be pool. It's not pool. It's pool. I would like to verify the card after the game. I would like to punch you in your face after the game. Just it seems fair. Okay, today's word is run. Run. R-U-N. Run. Run. Run. Okay, here we go. Have a fever. Hello? Just pick one. Run a fever. No, it's all wrong. Run a temperature. Run a temperature. Darn it. Dang it. I was waiting for a correct answer. I can't just pick one. I can't just pick one. I have to wait until you get a correct answer. Let's do it that way. Now we know. Lead a business gathering. Run a meeting. Ships do this when it's too shallow. Run aground. Run aground. Oh, no. Off today.
Declare candidacy for president. Run for president! Run for office! Run for office! Mikey has one, Woods has three. Take a gamble. Run up the risk! Dang it! Mikey. What? Mikey has two, Woods has three. Slammed her mouse down? She slammed her mouse down? OMG. Now you get it! Effort. Oh boy. What's the word run? I'm trying. Original. Run of the mill. Oh, wow. That was good. That was good. I don't know. Run of the mill? It means just that, you know. Oh, ordinary. Did you read this card already? Wait a minute. What? That doesn't count. Wait. She got it right. It doesn't count. I said it. She got it right anyway. He gave the wrong clue. Don't point at me. I just got five wrong.
Wait, okay, he's, wait, what just happened? She's interpreting me. I don't know what just happened there. I speak J. Dude! You're the J whisperer. Yeah! Why would I get five wrong? No one else said a word. Because Woods was out like rapid fire in the first ones. I was faster. No, I didn't. All right, we'll give it to her. I didn't get it. All right, give it to her. We'll give it to her. Feast. Yeah, we'll give it to her. Creepy. Talk way more than you should. Run your mouth! Allow something to finish like the flu. Run its course! Lauren. Oh, BS! Wreck your hosiery. I'm a freaking wreck! I'm 100% positive I said it. I only heard Woods. Because Woods is screaming in the microphone. He's the loudest and the tallest. I'm off the microphone. I'm off the mic. He's like, I'm off the mic. I'm right here. You're crazy. I just threw my mouse at Woods. In the back of the knee. Here we go.
Jog for 26 miles. Run a marathon! It's a three-way tie. No, Lauren's in there as well. All right. Next word. Okay, hold on. Mikey, three. Lauren, three. Woods, six. Woods should have to stand over there. Why? Because you blocked me. Yeah, it's all right. I'm so sorry, Lisa. Thank you for picking me now. Here we go. Feet. Feast. What? Feet. Run. Feet. Run on your toes. No, it's a new word. Dang it. Use your feet. Use your feet. Running on your feet. Your feet on your feet when you're feeding. I guess that's why I don't win. Oh, boy. I didn't know what was happening either. I didn't hear him. Okay. Feet. Recover to normal status. Get back on your feet. I had run amok in my head the last time, and that's why I couldn't get it out. That's right. Procrastinate. Procrastinate. The word is feet. Dragging your feet. Damn it. There you go. Damn it. Damn it. Okay, two more. Two more. What are they worth? What is it? Each of these are worth two points. Oh, I'm never going to win, but okay. Anxious to leave. Tapping your feet. Your feet. Dragging. Anxious to leave. Anxious to leave.
One foot out the door? Yeah. Itchy feet. Oh, you stupid. The old itchy feet. The old itchy feet. It'll get you every time. What do you got? Itchy feet over there? Okay. How much is this one worth? This one's worth five points. Oh, my. Okay, again. Mikey, three. Lauren, four. Woods, six. Me, one. Okay. Commit. Holdheartedly. Put it on both feet. Woods. Wow, he air-humped me. He hugged. And I liked it. Wow. The air is pregnant. Yes. The air is pregnant. That was intense. The cards will be available for viewing post-show. Take a picture and post it on Facebook. The only word I got was not even the right clue. That wasn't the other one I got. Let's see. M1, Pete the Pirate from Poway. Are you there? I'm here. Good job, Woodsy. You bet, baby. Woodsy got it for you. Hang on the line, please. Enjoy yourself. I want you to know I threw my mouse more than once. She hit me. I did already. I hit it. Bats. L.O.B. and Woodsy are the two most competitive people I've ever met in my life. I thought I was until I started here, and I'm like, there's no competitive bone in my body. Lou Bush.
He played in a Super Bowl. He wasn't as competitive as these two right here got during that game. They throw and kick things. I know. She threw her mouth. It hit me in the back of the knee. They flip out, though. You both flip out. Oh, I hump and stuff. It's fun. I scream what as loud and as high-pitched as I can. It was great. Can you imagine when L.O.B. was a kid playing Monopoly? Oh. I don't want to play with Cheetah. I'm so sorry to her siblings. This is what I want to know, L.O.B., and I mean it. Do you remember? Monopoly flip-outs? Like, specific ones? Like, was there bad Monopoly flip-outs? Yeah, there was one game, actually, that was worse. It was called Mall Madness. And everything, you know, was like a board game based on money and collecting things. And, yeah, I used to definitely be like, you cheated, you cheated, flipped the whole board. Holy cow! Can you imagine a little L.O.B.? Yeah. Bam! Yeah. I would always accuse people of cheating. Listen, Grandma. Yeah. Yeah. it's really difficult to get through a game of Monopoly without a fight. I just played a couple years ago, and I haven't played since I was probably, I don't know, 14, and I just played a couple years ago. And Matt used to stay in Friday nights in high school and play Monopoly, so he's like Mr. Monopoly. And he was doing mean things. What is that? Define...
mean things. Like, if you had two properties, he'd buy up the third. That's not smart. That's smart. But that's not mean. That's not mean. We're all just having fun. Have you played with that player? Yeah. I've played with that player. Me too. You're strategizing and they're like, that is messed up. I can't leave you. That's effed up, dude. Okay, listen. Here's the thing. Rebecca gives me that. Here's the thing. We were playing with his niece who at the time was like nine years old and I purposely was foregoing things. Wipe her out. Wipe her out. No. Take her money. Make her bankrupt. She's a little kid. It's how you learn. It's how you learn. point of the game. And I was purposely leaving things up for grabs. He would be like, I'm going to do that and I'm going to put a hotel on it. What are you doing? What are we playing? We're playing for fun. We are playing. He was being mean-spirited. My wife, same bit. We'll play stuff and she'll look at me like, what are you doing? And I'm like, this is not like a team sport. We're not on the same team. I'm against you.
We're going against each other. You know what game it is? It's that game where you have to make up your own definition of the word. Balderdash. And I'll be like, she'll say whatever she thinks it is and I'll go, that's BS. No. And she'll be like, babe. Love that game. I love it. You can't call BS on somebody though. You would love it. You can't do that. Is it? No, no, no. Is Balderdash the one that you have to do? No, no, no. It's not Balderdash. It's the one where you roll a die and a letter comes up. Scategories. Scategories. Yeah. Like, let's say that it's A. Okay. All right. And then you got all these categories and you got to put words that are A. Oh, fun. But the great thing is you call people out on it. Yes. because people will try to get it past the goalie. It's like when we play lyrical chairs and you'll have to do, it's a woman's name and then you do Amanda, she does something else. And if you say...
like android and you're like no one really goes so right it's a good if you're if they're a good salesman they can slip one they can sell they're like and that's what they have to do and i mean we have an infamous one with my grandma and we're like grandma no that's wrong and the it was categories and it was body of water oh yeah oh yeah the letter was r and she put rain barrel what yeah that's what we said doesn't count Rainbow, rainbow. They said it in 1920. We let her have it. Oh, no. Because we fought for like an hour. Did you Google? I don't know. That's not a body of water. It's easy. It's a container for water. It's a container. It's a receptacle. I'll never forget. We had one. I'm furious already. I was like 90. Really, Grandma? A few years ago, we did a... Everybody was having champagne for New Year's Eve. We broke out categories. And the category was things you're afraid of. And the letter was A. And somebody put aphids. Aphids? And we were like, why are you afraid of aphids? And they're like, because they like fly around and you're like, get away from me.
You know what an aphid is, right? No. I don't even know what an aphids is. Aphids are those little tiny, they're like mosquitoes. But they're, you know where they go? They don't get on people. They go on like tomato plants. Yeah, they get on your fruit plants. They get on your fruit plants. Fruit flies. So you called BS that they were actually afraid of aphids. No one's afraid of aphids. I probably would be afraid of aphids. Are you? I don't want anything flying around me. And Rebecca wants me to like join forces with her and be like, you know what? I'd be afraid of aphids too. And she wants me to be like, And I'd be like, no, babe. Why the hell have we not played this on the air? We have to. There's no question. We have to play it. There's no question. Oh, I had it written down. It's actually in my notes. It says M1 Scattergolf. And you can get doubles. Like if you say Ansel Adams for a guy's name, you get doubles. I'm good at the doubles. I missed it. What are you saying? I said, that's what I heard. You're good at the double. Prom night. Favorite gum is... My favorite Snuggers. My favorite Girl Scout cookies are Tagalongs. Just a pack of clothes. What? Wow. Did you see the Padre game? Penetration. I don't know what I'm going to do with that.
Holy Toledo. There was nothing about it. There's no cleverness. He threw a double in front of it. Oh, wow, Mike. Mike, you got 37 minutes, pal. 37 minutes until you're on vacation. My shoulders just got weak when he did that. My butt hurt, yeah. You know how my butt hurts? My butt hurt when he said that. That really got me. That will get you. We have 37 minutes. Tough it out. Wow. Rise above. That was like heart attack material. Let's talk about things in the news. Charlie Sheen is applying to trademark 22 of his catchphrases. Winning. You want a Sheen about it? Oh, I'll Sheen about it. Let's do it. One. I'm jealous. Two. Really, dude? Really? Three. I'm dealing with fools and trolls. The floorboard doesn't lie. Never has. Not on drugs, bro. Bye. The next one goes in your mouth. Bring me Dr. Clown shoes.
Really, dude? Really? You've been warned. It's on. Mikey with? Cured it with my brain. He waited too long. He waited too long. He had froze the thing intentionally. You did? Can we please video- We have to video. Can we video- I do it every time? Every time. When Jay plays those little drops like that, he moves his mouth along with a drop. I don't know why. But he doesn't move his mouth- He moves his mouth like he's had a stroke. Like he's a really bad ventriloquist. Yes. Because he's trying to hide it, but he can't. Like he just got out of the dentist's office and his tongue is full of Novocaine. It's numb. Chris is here to film. I'm not going to do it now, Chris. Yeah. That's the thing. I don't want him to stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's film. Play some drops, Jay. Okay. Look in here. Just be yourself. Let's sheen about it. He's going to do it. We're doing fools and trolls. He's biting. No, come on. I don't know how.
Shut up. I don't know. Shut up. Stop. Move forward. Winning. Really, dude? Really? Nice Bieber. He did it that time. Perfect. He always does it to Nice Beaver. Super duper fly ho. Now he's doing it weird. I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing. We need to catch him off the spot. I got to get a camera. We'll have to. We'll have to have it just be. Oh, it's the best. It's the best. Something is wrong with this girl. Nice Beaver. Nice Beaver. Okay, I... Let me play the Aflac auditions. That's what I said I was going to do for you. So Gilbert Gottfried got fired as the Aflac duck voice. And he got fired because he made these bad comments about Japan with a tsunami. And so they're looking for a new voice for the duck. Here's some of the auditions that they're getting.
We should all try our best one. Sienna? Don't look at me first. I'm the one that doesn't do voices. You start. Just do anything. Affleck. That's the winner right there, Mikey. Affleck. Affleck. Affleck. Jay? Ew. Skin scrolling. I was going to do my duck one because Sienna told me about this, but it looks like there are 17 other ducks in there. See, if I did it, I wouldn't do a duck. Yeah. Could you do a porous? Just whatever cool voice you can do. Whatever you want to do. Oh, it's an off-lock. Off-lock. That's good. Off-lock. This says train again. It's not train. It says T-Pain. Oh. I need a space. I thought it was... I need a dash for you. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Train. Train's really changed. It looks like the P is missing the little line. It does.
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What did Jay do the other day that we go, dude, that was actually really good. Oh. Humpty. The Humpty dance, Jay. My name is Humpty. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick with this. Isolate. It was great. CJ does it good. Welcome back. So why did a second grader get pepper sprayed, Sienna? Okay, so I just saw this story flash on the TV and was like, what is that? And apparently there is a little boy. His name is Aiden Elliott, second grade. And this is in Colorado. He has some behavioral problems and was in class and became enraged is what they're saying. He was spitting and throwing chairs and threatening teachers and students with a sharp piece of wood that he was holding like a knife. And so the police were called and they pepper sprayed this little boy. And so now the big question is. appropriate or not appropriate. This, you know, second grade, you're eight. They couldn't get a hold of, they couldn't get control of a seven-year-old? How do you not get control of a seven-year-old? Just grab him. Just grab him. Bear hug him. Yeah. Just get him. Yeah, he... I mean, if he had a gun, okay. Different story.
He said, I'm going to kill you once you get out of the room. He told that to a teacher. He's admitted, yeah, that he blew up a little. But still, his mom is furious. What was he doing again? He had a piece of wood? He had behavioral problems. He had a piece of wood, and he was threatening teachers and students with this piece of wood as if it was a knife. Can you imagine how long it took for the cops to get down there and all that time? Yeah. But I just, I mean, I don't know. I see both sides. I don't think teachers can lay hands on students at all. Yeah. But it wasn't a teacher that did it. Yeah, the police, well, the Colorado police and school officials are defending, it says, a decision to pepper spray a second grade boy who threatened to kill his teachers. So if it's Jasper and he's doing this and they pepper spray him, you know who I'm not mad at? The cop? I'm not mad at the cop. Oh, wow. It's hardcore. And then I'm not going to. But this kid has behavioral problems. What does that have to do with it? He may not, you know, he's not as logical. It's not, you know. Maybe get control of your kid. Well, it's not that, you know, if your kid is that much of a behavioral problem, what's he doing there? Well, he was in a, it says, in a class for kids with behavioral problems. Oh, okay. Okay, so the class is for kids with behavioral problems. Well, I mean.
First of all, I just don't get the excessiveness of the pepper spray. It's a kid. I mean, and the only reason I say that, I'm not like, oh, it's a child. Why are you injuring a child? The question is, shouldn't you be able to get a hold of a child? They're small. Can't you like get them? They say that the teachers were so worried for their safety that they barricaded themselves in an adjacent office. And this kid's mother is saying, look, you know, of course she's going to say this, that her son never behaves violently outside of school. You know, she's surprised by this. They should have approached him more calm. Surprised by it? Why is he in a class for kids with behavioral problems? No, I'm surprised that they would do that. I saw an interview of this and the kid is the whole time he's like this. He's not looking at him. He's like... He's a messed up dude, man. He's a messed up kid. Did they show the weapon? No, they never showed the weapon. Because I'm wondering like, okay, imagine like a three...
Okay, I'm just wondering. Imagine like a three-foot piece of wood and it's sharp and pointy. You know, like, okay, if I'm a cop, even a seven-year-old can do damage with that. Yeah. I'm wondering, well, how do I get that from him without him stabbing me with it? Right. I'd have to see it. Yeah, I'd need to see it. But how do you get it from him without getting stabbed? Take two guys. You're a cop and he's seven. I know, but he's got... You juke and then put him in a headlock or something. What do you think, Lou? Come on, man. He's seven years old. He's seven years old. What could he have had out of a classroom? A piece of wood. What if he had a big old... Did he have a shank? What if he found it on the playground? No, no, no. What if he found a piece of wood on the... See, that's what I want to know. Yeah. But he's seven. You can take any seven-year-old out there. Any seven-year-old with anything in their hands. A seven-year-old with nothing in his hands, but what about a seven-year-old with a big old piece of sharp wood that he's going to stab him? I can still get him. Yeah, I'm going to snatch that kid up. Yeah. I think so, too. I think so, too. I think so. The pepper spray bit's a little... That's ridiculous. I mean, I can understand he probably had some behavioral issues. Yes, he obviously did. Mom needs to get a hold of him, but...
They had pepper spray hurt, so that's a little guy. But to barricade yourself into the teachers, come on now. An office next door. We had a kid in my first grade class named Clifford. I will never forget it. He was like this. Would flip out, throw chairs, the whole bit. They tied him to a chair. Whoa. During recess. And I'm not kidding. When I say they tied him to a chair, they tied him to a chair with jump rope. My goodness. That was in Texas? That was in Texas. You know what I think is really interesting about what you just said? The boy's named Clifford? I was very interested by that too. Well, it is. And the reason is because sometimes parents don't help. And here's what I mean by that. One of the things that we do with Jake is try to acclimate him. You know, Jake's autistic. He's a sharp kid. He's a sharp looking kid because of his mom. His mom, well, genetically he's a sharp kid because of his mom, but also because his mom goes out of her way to make sure that he's got a cool looking, like, you know. Look. His look. A cool look. He's cool. And do you guys remember, like, think back to school. The smelly kid? Yes. Like, think back to elementary school. The weird kid. The weird kid. A lot of times the weird kid.
Also had a weird haircut. And he wore glasses that were weird. Dorky. And it's like, mom, help. Hook it up, mom. Hook it up. Imagine the teachers that see that all the time that are like, I know this, like, first day of school, you know that kid's going to get picked on. Because his parents are not present. You know, the deal with Jake is that because of his autism. What we have to try to teach him through therapy is don't do that because it looks weird. And somebody said the other day, it's like the weak in the flock. They'll find the weak one in the flock. They will. And so the best thing that you can do is appear to not be the weak one in the flock. And parents have a responsibility in that regard. If you have a kid that's messed up, do your best to get them to not look messed up and to not behave messed up. Because that's what's going to single them out. But sometimes, too, there are kids that may be a little messed up and they pick out some clothes that maybe the mom knows are not the coolest clothes, but that's what the kid wants. No. And that's why I say definitively, I'm like...
that's where a parent has got to be a parent. Kids are going to want to have cereal at 2 o'clock in the morning. It doesn't mean you let them because it's not good for them. No, but wearing a shirt that may be dorky is not bad for them. It is. But explain to them. I tell them, like, no, you don't want to wear that, dude. I'll tell them, like, no, you do not want to wear that. Yeah, but sometimes you also don't want them to think that appearance is everything. It's not. But they understand. They know, like, oh. okay, like boys and girls, he'll go, oh, I'm not wearing this. And Sienna, I wouldn't do that to a typical kid. I wouldn't do that, like if it was me or you or whatever, I wouldn't do that. If they picked out something that I thought was weird, whatever, go ahead. Knock yourself out. I see what you're saying and I do agree, but I also have seen kids that are different and, you know, it's important that they get to wear what they like too and let them be who they are. And see, And, like, if we left that up to Jake, Jake's not like Luke and Ryan are going to be. He can't make that kind of decision on his own. Well, I don't mean, like, you know, he's wearing a green sock on one foot and an orange sock on another. He would.
I don't mean stuff like that. He'd wear all purple. Jake would wear head to toe purple. I'm talking about, you know, maybe he really likes dinosaurs and he wants to wear shirts with dinosaurs on them and maybe he's like in fourth grade and you're like, okay, you're a little old for the dinosaurs. I wouldn't let him. But he loves dinosaurs. I would let Luke or I would let Ryan. If Luke or Ryan wanted to wear dinosaurs and I was like, you're too old for that, I'd still be like, whatever. But you're the parent though and if you're buying the clothes and you don't want to buy him dinosaur things. Well, I know, but what if they love it? But at the same time, I think it's where your child is. Is he secure with that? Is he understanding that he could get picked on? My kids are pretty sharp. What we're talking about is the weird kid. I don't want to make Jake the weird kid because he's already on his own going to be viewed as the weird kid. Don't further isolate him. Exactly. Infiltrate. Don't isolate. Isolate. We return the physics of... You just call them cars? Really? Be a part of the Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949 or text 949mikey at gmail.com. More coming up. Are you sure this thing is some sort of cult? On FM 94.9. Kawasaki's Ticket to Ride demo event is rolling into town. It's your chance to test ride all the pavement-pounding 2011 street bikes from Kawasaki.
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Yes. Yes. You guys were all in the right zip code. Is this mandolin rain? No. This is Every Little Kiss. Okay. Big hit. Oh, I remember this. He used to tour with the dead. Did you know that? Bruce Hornsby? He used to play piano for them and organs. The new dead after Garcia died. No way. They're huge fans of each other. Isn't that weird? That is weird. I didn't know that. You guys ever take acid? Yeah. Do I ever listen to this and turn it down when I... Come to a stoplight and somebody pulls up next to me. And he pulls up next to me. Hey, how are you? Hey, what's up? Yeah, it's me, Mikey. How are you? My turn's green. Ladies and gentlemen, we will now go to the phones. And we will hear what people are saying about the seven-year-old. Second grader. Second grader. Got pepper sprayed. Now, he was apparently threatening somebody with... Yeah, he was in like a special ed class and threatening teachers and other students with a piece of wood like it was a knife. Yeah. M1 Dan from San Diego. Hello. Hi. Good morning. Hi. I support the police, the pepper spray.
And here's why. A seven, eight-year-old going wild, swinging their arms, impaling you with even a one-inch or two-inch item could do serious damage. And my little seven-year-old girl was in a stranger danger course. And here was a guy who was padded up. He grabbed her as part of the demonstration. She flipped out and hurt him, a martial arts instructor. So kudos to the police saving their lives. And if the mother doesn't like it, too bad. But my daughter? The pepper spray would be the least of her problems when she got home. I think it's really easy for us to say it's a seven-year-old. But I think if given a real-life example, a seven-year-old with a butcher knife, Michael Myers was able to do it. On Halloween? Yeah. Butcher knife is different from a little piece of wood. I don't know. We don't know, though. We don't know what kind of wood it was. I haven't seen the wood. You're right, but why couldn't they tackle him? That child will be traumatized for the rest of his life. Because they can't touch him. Being pepper sprayed by police officers. I agree. At the age of seven. Teachers cannot touch children. For the rest of his life. Well, the cops should have tackled him. The cops could have. You know, when he left home, left school that day, he was not injured whatsoever. Pepper spray doesn't leave a mark. It doesn't do anything.
I mean, they could attack. Can I pepper spray you tomorrow? Can I pepper spray you tomorrow? That's true. That's a fair point. Like, we're forgetting the fact that we don't see. That's the thing. I wish we could see what this thing was. That's the only way I feel like I can fairly weigh in. Well, I mean, if it was like a, yeah, I mean, if it was some dopey thing, but if it was like some sharp thing, I mean, and he's a wild ass kid and he's going crazy. Rage allows people to have superhuman strength. I mean, imagine it. You're like. This is just me. I've worked a lot of YMCA's. I've worked a lot of kids. I'll go 100-0 against a seven-year-old with a bat in their hand. Seriously. A bat, I'd be willing. A bat or a knife. I'll go 100-0. Okay. Or a knife. So let's say that you're going to go toe-to-toe with this kid with a sharp stick. Right. Now listen, I'm a cop. I've had police training. You're a cop. Okay. You injure him. Uh-huh. They're like, well, why didn't you just use the pepper spray? Because you wouldn't have injured him. That's a good point. That is a good point. From a distance, you spray the kid, then he's done. That's a good point. He shuts down. What if you just shot him above the knee? I would have. Oh, wow. Here's what the kid's mom said. She's filing a complaint against the police, obviously. And she said, quote, I think they should have approached him, tried to talk to him, even if it was from a distance. You talk to him and you find out what is bothering him as well. You don't just walk in, ask him to stop, and then spray him. Sounds like he was in that kind of, you know, mode.
He's seeing red real good. John, what's bothering you? Police said it was a situation that had to be diffused and it had to be done very quickly. No one went home injured that day. Except for the kid. You know what? No, he was fine. That's hard. You know what bothers me is the pictures of him. He's playing video games. When he got home, he's playing video games. All right. Jay didn't like that. I would have put him to work. He would have built the fence. Do you think that when you get home from having a reaction like that at school and having to be pepper sprayed, you get to play video games? Hell no. Happy birthday. Play some video games. There's something that we can't judge. If he's a kid with special needs, you cannot judge until you're that parent. You can't. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I got a kid with special needs and you just, you got to do your best. Yeah. I know. I know. I don't know enough about this case though. Me neither. I want to see the wood. I want to see the wood. I'm watching a video as it's muted on my TV to see if I can find an image. And I will say this. If that kid didn't have anything, of course, like it's not even a question. But the fact that he had something, what sounds like a sharp weapon. And I'm telling you, man, like, dude, you bring a seven in here, a seven-year-old in here right now and you give him a knife. I don't want to go against a seven-year-old with a knife. I'll take him. What I read, too, is the cops have been called on him three times prior.
Jay, why do you hate this kid? I'm just telling you. Jay hates this kid. Hey, man, Jay is for discipline. I like discipline. He loves discipline. He hates this kid. Yeah, but as a child with special needs, discipline isn't always going to make a difference. So what should they have done? Tackled him. Subdued him. Used their police training. They are trained police officers. The term behavioral problems is very loose. If he has a history of freaking out on people, and that's why he goes in there, that's... I think, different than having special needs. I mean, he could have behavioral problems because his parents don't discipline him. There's just so much more that I want to know. Yeah. You want to know what he has. Let's see. It's time to go. And we're going to be taking some time off, but tomorrow and Friday, the Mikey Show will be here, sans me, and Lou Bush will be filling in for me. I mean, if you don't speak French, that means without. Without you. Without me. But Lou Bush is going to be filling in. And then we're going to take next week off. And there will be the best of the Mikey show. And, yeah, there you go. Feast. Feast. What do you got coming up, Hill? I just feel sick about that little boy. I know. I do, too. Any way you slice it, it is heartbreaking. It is sad, no matter what. Because you know he's got an effed up family life. You know he does. There's got to be something. Well, not necessarily. You know he does. Why? If he's just due.
But he's got mental issues. I bet you there's a divorce in the background. He's just a crazy... You're like, I bet he had an aunt that used to do stuff. That's not what I said. You ever just guess? Dude, I was that kid. I was partly that kid when I was a little kid. But his uncle put his head in the vice. That's all I'm saying. I'm just saying, I bet you his home life ain't the best. That's what I'm saying, though. Behavioral problems because... It doesn't mean he's autistic. It might not, but we don't know. They say he was in a class for kids with behavioral issues. They didn't say he was special needs. Behavioral and special needs is different. I don't know. I've never... been to school where there's a special... Woods had behavioral issues. I had behavioral issues. Yeah, but he didn't have special needs. Right. But I've never seen a behavioral issue in class. They put me in AEP my senior year for about a week. Alternative education program. Me too. It was me and the miscreants. Yeah, we had that in our school too. I got booted. It was kids that were notoriously like violent or just short-tempered. Fought. Got in fights.
I was in reassignment school. See, I never had to go outside. It was just one room that they lock you all in together. We had one hallway. It was called A-Hall. It was great. Eat lunch at about 7.30 a.m. I was in there with kids that had stabbed teachers. Yeah, absolutely. Gosh. I did not stab a teacher. Well, what I did, Mike, is I slept with 15 girls in the senior class, so they put me in at the same time. So sue me. So they put me in there. Sue me. I ain't gonna lie. All right. Out of 15-some. All the teachers would come on to me. I couldn't help it. I couldn't help it. I couldn't help it. Okay. I had a 10-some. In the 50-yard line of the field. Right. We're the cheerleading squad. Our entire varsity football team was out sick, so I filled in and I won the game by myself. Well, 54 to nothing. Right. By myself. I was the only player. Yeah. Played offense and defense. Played everything. Played the field. Yeah, played the field real good. Phil, what do you got? I grabbed the new TV on the radio and Interpol. I'm going to play a Pennywise song I haven't played in a long time and Queens of the Stone Age, the Toadies. Nice. Yeah. There you go. Have fun. Aloha. Thank you very much. Lovely and talented. Hillary is up next and...
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