The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 04/13/10

0:00Welcome to the Mikey Show. It's bright and early. What is today? Tuesday. It is? It doesn't feel like Tuesday. It doesn't feel like Tuesday to me. It does to me. It does to me. What does Tuesday represent to you guys? Nothing. Just a void. Yeah. Hey, Tuesdays. The only thing good about Tuesdays is that there's four hours of The Office on tonight. Is there really? Yeah, it's great. Well, three hours after you go to bed, so don't worry about it. Why four hours? I don't know. They doing some special thing? They do it on TBS every Tuesday night. I literally look forward to it all day. Hey, I've got some DVDs of The Office. I do too, but it's not the same. It's not the same as watching it? You need it with the commercials and the whole bit. To give you the whole experience. Yep.

2:41You know, I do that too. You know what it is? What? You know you're experiencing it with others. Yes. Camaraderie? Can I tell you where I get that? I was really bothered when they moved Monday Night Football to Sunday Night. And the kind of dopier game went to Monday Night on ESPN. And the reason that I did is because when I watched ESPN, I felt like I wasn't watching it with very many people. Right. Yeah. And it made me feel weird. I didn't like that move at all. No. I wanted to feel like I was watching it with all of America. How about the Thursday night football game? Aren't those great? Tom. It's just awful. Is it still happening? Yeah. They still do those. Yeah. It's brutal. It is. It is because most of the time we don't know about it. Right. Or we forget about it. It's the Falcons, Niners. Yes. It's the Falcons and the Niners. It's the Falcons, Niners every Thursday. Yeah. Tonight, Detroit and the Rams. Take it to St. Louis. You're like, really? Nothing else to watch. Yeah. I can't wait. 570-1949 is our number. Or text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. Hello, my name's Michael. It's my actual birth name, Michael. What about the Shannon? What's your middle name? Renee? Edward. Michael Renee Esparza. It's my middle name. Is it? And it's your middle name. My name is Michael, and here's a little known fact.

4:08My wife, Rebecca, when we first started dating, wanted to call me that. Call you Michael. Yeah, she did. It's your name. And I put the kibosh right on that. And the kibosh. Yeah. Well, you say kibosh. I say kibosh. I say kibosh. Really? Yes. It's kibosh. Really? Yes. It's kibosh. What is it? How do you spell it? I don't even know what it is. Who knows? Sausage? But what I will tell you is that when she suggested it, I said, I don't cut hair. I'm not a hairdresser. Is that like a hairdresser's name or something? I said, I don't do extensions and I never have. Michael. Michael. I don't think that's what that is. Really? 100%. Yeah, I'm calling Michael to make an appointment and see if he can get me in Thursday afternoon. Well, she, it's different because the girl, girls don't want to call the guy by their nickname, you know? No, well. I see why she would want to. Really? Yeah. I can tell you why she wanted to. She thought it was more sophisticated. Than Mikey? Of course. Well, my name's not Mikey. Nobody, I mean. She calls you Mike. Yeah, everybody does. Everybody calls me. I call you Mikey sometimes. Yeah, and people can call me Mikey as a nickname. I call you Miguel. Yeah. I do. That's what my dad calls me. That's what I call you. Miguel. Miguel. But you go, hey, is this Sienna? Yes.

5:35Hi, I was calling you back because you made an appointment for Wednesday, but I can't do it. Oh, is this Michael? Yeah. Oh, hey, Michael. I can tell by your voice. Oh, my goodness. So I can get you Thursday. Okay, good. What time? What time's good for you? Oh, whenever in the afternoon. I work in the morning. How about three? Three is perfect. See you then. Bye, Michael. Bye. This is Michael signing out. I don't cut hair. I don't cut hair. But Michael's the name of like. A lawyer or a doctor? That's what she was going for. And I was like, yeah. Look at me. Sad that you look like a hairdresser, though. No, no, you don't. Stop it. 570-1949. I'm Michael, your host. We'll all do our real names today. That's right. I'm Steven. Yeah, Steven is sitting across from me.

6:35He is 34 years of age. He's our sports guy. And Lauren Renee is the girl over here to my right. We call her Pepper. Yes, we do. But her real name's Lauren. We haven't called her Lauren for a long time. It's been weeks. Yes. Yep. Everyone knows my real name. And Samantha is sitting to my left. We know her as Sienna. Oh, yeah. What's your middle name? Aston. Of course it is. Of course it is. Of course it is. Yes. I've named after cars. My name is Revitrio. The minivan came after the beautiful Sienna name was created, but now my last name is Farrar, so now I have all cars. Aston Martin, Farrar. Oh, my God. That's right. You may have noticed at the wedding, our party favors were cookies, and they were all the different cars. That's my name. They were Hope Diamonds. We just gave them out. We thought everyone could use a hope diamond. Heart of the ocean. Yeah, the parting gift was the heart of the ocean. Did you guys reach into the big bag of emeralds? I was wearing the heart of the ocean, actually. Did you guys pick a lucky emerald? There's sapphires raining from the ceiling. Make sure to bring a paper sack to catch them. Oh, my gosh. No, we wouldn't have paper sacks for you. We'd have Louis Vuitton purses. Yes. You know this. Fair enough.

7:58Jay is our producer, and he is 46, and he's in the next room. Call us right now about anything you want to. It's the quietest chair in the studio. Why do these chairs make so much noise in here? These chairs were found at a garage sale somewhere, I swear. You would think? Yeah. It was like Qualcomm was having a garage sale. Seriously. And they were like, hey, office supplies, anybody? Yeah, come get them. Marching bands that are quieter than these chairs, dude. Yeah, they sold a lot of furniture, except for these chairs, which they gave away. Yeah. The chairs, they said, you can have them if you'll take them. Yeah, please. Our studios were old chairs go to die. Yeah. Seriously. This one is taped with duct tape all over it. Gotta hold it together. Larry King started in radio on these chairs, I promise you. It's his first chair. This is a wonderful chair. It's to commemorate the sinking of the Titanic. the words. It's like the sixth character in the show. Yeah. Squeaks. Yeah, squeaks. I'm squeaks my geeks. Well, when we get the new studio, they're going to build us a studio. It should be done by 2016. Yes. Can't wait. It's like the Freedom Tower. Yeah. The Freedom Tower would be done before. Still not up. Yeah. But anyway, they're going to make us these beautiful studios. There'll be new furniture in there. Brand new furniture. Really? Great. New chairs and everything? Yeah, you think so? New chairs and everything. No, there is.

9:24New chairs. Easy boy chairs. Yeah. Awesome. I want an exercise ball. Yeah. I talked to them about that because somebody mentioned exercise ball. I don't remember who. I'm sure it was Lauren. It's good for your core. Yep. And so. You're going to look over and see this the whole time. Just bouncing up and down because I'm going to get one too. Or what? I'm getting one too. I want one. Does it help you just sit on it? Yeah. Really? It's good for your posture. Yeah. Forces you to sit up straight. If you collapse on it, you'll just roll off. Conan O'Brien made a big announcement yesterday. Yeah. What is it, Sienna? He's coming back to TV. But I think Ware is going to surprise everybody. I know. He was on NBC before, and now he's going to a cable channel. Cable. TBS. Not a network. Not ABC. Not CBS. He's going to TBS. I know it. Weird. He'll be back in November. His show is going to be on weeknights at 11 p.m. Eastern Time. And I guess it's the same both ways. It would air at 11 here, too. Okay, sorry. Just making sure. We'll never see it. He's on right before Lopez tonight. But we don't know the name of his show yet. They haven't come up with a name. It's so strange because you would think that it wouldn't really be about the money. Right. You know, because when I heard TBS, I thought, how much money must they have given him?

10:47To go to TBS. You know what I mean? He couldn't have just waited this out until he found a slot and, you know. Doesn't he have like 11 mil severance package or something? Yeah, more than that, I think. 40 million. Oh, gosh. Yeah, to leave NBC. So he can go anywhere he wants just to be back on TV. I guess. It just doesn't make sense to me because you would think, I mean, at least from a performer's standpoint, you'd go, I want to be seen. I want to be on a network. I want to be seen. Maybe he thought that his whole Twitter thing proved to him that he's got enough followers that will go watch him anywhere. What is that, the Twitter thing? He's got, he's like, you know, he's on Twitter. He's been every day. He puts a new tweet up and he's. created this whole Twitter following. A big Twitter following? Yeah. He did this since he's been off of NBC since January, and he has a huge following. And remember we had a story like a month ago that he picked some random girl on Twitter, and she's famous now. So he's kind of taken that philosophy of, well, if I can get this many fans on Twitter, certainly I can go to TBS and have them all watch me. Yeah. He said, in the three months I've gone from network television to Twitter to performing live in theaters, and now I'm headed to basic cable. My plan is working perfectly.

11:56Dude, I just, I think it's a pretty weak move. I mean, you just classified yourself with George Lopez. Yeah. You know what I mean? Well, and I couldn't, first of all, I couldn't have told you that George Lopez was on TBS until the story. But aside from that, now I can. Now I can say George Lopez is. But aside from that, I couldn't tell you what's on TBS. The only thing that I, the office. It was on TBS at night. Isn't there a slogan like, that's funny or what's funny? That's funny. It's something funny. I told y'all that was a good slogan. We should all adopt it. It's too late. I sent it to TBS because y'all wouldn't take my advice. Are you sad that they're using it? Did you get any money from that? I got $150,000. Oh, Dave, never mind. Prove it. No, I didn't. Y'all, I'm going to stay here in the studio and just observe. Is that cool? Of course. Sure. It wouldn't be different from any other day. I'm sitting Indian style on the floor. I know. It looks real comfortable down there. I'm sorry. Native American style. With my leather boots on. Those are sharp. Don't look at the camera. All right. What else? Oh, a bunch of sailors are coming home. How about that? Yes. More than 10 aircrafts and about 120 Marines and sailors based at the...

13:11The station at Miramar. Yeah. They're scheduled to return home from a seven-month deployment. They're returning from the, well, the, sorry, the Marine Aircraft Wing that they've been deployed on was the USS, I'm not going to pronounce this right. Uh-oh. Bonhomme Richard. Really? Bonhomme. Sure. Yeah, it looks like Bonhomme. I'll go with that. So they're going to be docking tomorrow alongside the transport dock, the USS Cleveland, and the dock landing ship, USS Rushmore. Michael, it sounds like Christmas. Oh, no. That's the Wolfgang. I can't wait. Sailors coming home. I love it. He's a big fan. I love the military, Michael. Do you? Maybe in his family. Maybe we can go together, Wolfgang. Sounds great. Yeah, it does sound great. M1 Steve? Hello. What were you calling to say? Hey, I have DirecTV, and I watch Lopez tonight at 8 o'clock. Oh, that's cool. So if you got the satellite, you can watch Conan early. Yeah, I think Conan will be on like at 7. That's cool. Oh, gosh. Even we can watch that. Does anyone with DirecTV get that, the East Coast feed? I do. I don't have anything special. I want it so bad. Let me tell you.

14:24I have the dumbest story with that. First of all, they won't let you have it. OK, they won't let you have an East Coast feed. And so in order to get an East Coast feed, you have to petition the local networks. OK, and what I mean by that is you have to write them letters and you have to try to talk them. through the process and convince them and convince them. And I did that. I wrote letter after letter after letter. And I had to explain to them, what do I do for a living? And why would I need this? And the reason that they do it is because they've got local news. They don't want you to not watch. They want you to watch local news. They don't want to give you New York news. And so I petitioned and I petitioned and I petitioned. It took a year. You're kidding. And after one year, I finally convinced all the local networks to give me. East Coast feeds. And then when they came on, they were in standard definition. And I was like, I'm not going back to them and asking them to give me the HD feeds. So I kept it. And then I proceeded to never watch one second. I know. It just worked out that way. I used to get it like by accident. Like I never asked for it. Well, that's what he just said. The caller, he said, I didn't do anything special. And he has it. Well, no, no, no. Here's the deal.

15:31Certain networks will show you real-time feeds. Some networks will, like TBS obviously does. But New York, they don't. New York, we get it. That's why they say 60 minutes at 7 o'clock and 6 o'clock Central. And for us locally, they replay it at 7 o'clock Pacific. That's what they do. That's brutal. I want that so bad. Yeah, but if you have the East Coast feed, you could watch 60 minutes at 3 o'clock in the afternoon. Wow. It's really cool. I love living on the West Coast because I woke up the other day at 9, and I had an hour until the Yankees started. Like, I watched a ball game at 10 in the morning. It was the greatest thing ever. Yeah, I can't imagine that. Yeah, football. Football's on. You don't have to stay up until midnight to watch the end of the game. I don't know how people on the East Coast do that. Like, on a Thursday night, they get home. It's past midnight. Monday night football ending at midnight? Yeah. Hung over at work the next day, the majority of those guys. We went to bed at midnight. Imagine. Get like three hours of sleep. Yeah, forget it. I would never see football. I've done it.

16:35They have recovered all the bodies from the West Virginia coal mine. All of them now. Yes. Twenty nine people passed away during the explosion last week at the West Virginia coal mine. And as of this morning, between two a.m. and three a.m., they recovered all of the bodies out of there. That's good. So it's very good. Yeah. Now they can send in the federal investigators to, you know, determine what the worst the cause was. And, you know, they think it was the high methane levels. But now they can go in and do all the tests. Not the bodies are gone. Wow. Let's see. Sienna, tell us about the guy from Santee that did something heroic. This is insane. I mean, this is insane. 21-year-old guy. His name is Antonio Jones from Santee. He was at the Islands Restaurant at the Mission Viejo Mall yesterday afternoon when he noticed a boy on the ground floor of the mall. He reached over and grabbed the escalator rail with one hand. The escalator started moving him up, and his hand was, like, swept.

17:33underneath the thing. So he was like hanging on the escalator and it's going up, lifting him up. This boy is four years old. His mom was paying the check in the restaurant and her kids ran out and were playing on the escalators like all kids do. They love them. So this guy, Antonio, is outside the restaurant smoking, taking a little break, sees this happen, kind of goes over towards the kid. The kid... falls 30 feet once he gets to the second floor. And Antonio, this guy who refers to himself as, he says, I'm not a good catcher. I usually drop everything. Caught the little boy by the ankles, basically. No way. No way. Love it. I love it. He grabbed him by the feet. And caught him. And I guess the little boy, you know, kind of hit his head a little bit on the floor. He got a bump on his head. Apparently he bounced off of a light fixture on the wall near the top of the escalator. I mean, it was bad. He's alive. He's alive. Thank God. With minor scrapes and bruises and just this bump on his head from like barely hitting the floor from him grabbing his feet. Can you imagine that dude?

18:45What great timing. His parents, that kid's parents must want to. I would be like, do you want my house? Yeah. There's my car. Like, they were probably hugging and kissing this dude. Yeah. It's an amazing story. I imagine being at Mission Viejo Mall, you know, having a little smoke break. I'm Woods. Just chilling. And then you see this, and you're like a clumsy guy. You would not think that you could do something like that. And then you just do it. Like, something comes over you, you know? Hey, if anyone knows that guy and is an M1, a Mikey Show listener. Please get a hold of him. Yeah, Antonio Jones. We want to talk to Antonio. 21 years old, that guy. Shake his hair. That'd be really great. M1 Kent is calling because we're butchering the names of those ships. Of course. But we can't figure them out. So help us out, Kent. What are they called? Hey, Mikey, how you doing? Good. Hey, it's the Bomb Richard. Bomb. That sounds... B-O-N-H-O-M-M-E. Ah, on Richard. I got a bunch of buddies that are coming back on that today. Nice. Yes. Well, welcome them back. Thank you, dude. All right, we will. I don't think they know you switched over, so we'll let them know up here in Camp Pendleton that you're switched over. I love that. Thank you, dude. Thank you very much, bro. Thanks for fixing that for me. Thank you. Our number's 570-1949, and our text is 949mikey at gmail.com.

20:08Holy pepper brought in. Oh, I know. I picked it up today, too. She brought in some kombucha. And this one seemed, it really got my attention because it seemed almost a little extra. Particularly floaty. Particularly floaty. If you don't know what kombucha is, it's a fermented drink that is good for you. It's organic raw. It's organic raw mushroom. It's not necessarily mushroom. It's not? It's a probiotic. What's that stuff floating on the bottom? You know, it's very ambiguous here on the label about exactly what it is. So it doesn't even tell you what it actually is? Some kombucha is made with the mushrooms, but... Some's made with something else? Carpet? What? No, I'm not exactly sure, to be honest with you. What? I got a question. What? Fungus. Fungus? That's a mushroom. That's a mushroom. Not always. I got a question. No. So somewhere, sometimes somewhere. A couple people got together and they created this concoction. Yeah. And then what prompted them to dip a bottle into it? Gulp, gulp, gulp. Drinking gulp. That's terrible, but let's sell it. I think I'll keep doing it. Yeah, I think I'll keep doing it. The guy who bottles it, he actually created it to help his mom because she had cancer. I guess it was like Chinese herbs.

21:32Looks like there's salamanders floating in it. You can't mix some cherry Kool-Aid or something there with it for flavor? This has citrus in it. Salamanders that have gone through a food process. That's my favorite flavor. They're like yellow salamanders. Yeah, there's a light yellow. Jay's favorite, the citrus. That's a good one. I wouldn't drink that for $500. I wouldn't. No, I wouldn't. I swear to God I wouldn't. Not for $500. Are you kidding me? I could not, Lauren. I couldn't get that down. Look. No way. I couldn't get it down for 500 bucks. It's not like, okay, this is what gets me. It's not like a smoothie thick drink, you know? Because then I would understand if there was some chunks in there. But this is like water with just chunks floating in it. And you just drink it. But you will drink milk. I mean, milk is like a mucus. I won't drink milk. Milk is delicious. Why not, Woodsy? Because it's foul. Really? Yeah. I don't drink milk. Okay, how about the grisly steak? Like the grisly part of the steak. Oh, I'll slay a steak. Delicious. Yeah. Because I have a piece, dude. I'll eat a steak. I'm raised to eat that kind of stuff, though. From a young age, you eat that. You don't drink water with floating bits in it. We have a friend that every night for dinner, she has a big, tall glass of whole milk. That's good. I love milk. Nice and cold, she said. It's delicious. It has to be icy. I'm okay. I'm good.

22:49My friend said the first time he got this, before I was talking about it on the air or anything, I guess he went and got it, and he thought it was bad. Yeah. Because the stuff was on the bottom. Of course he did. So he dumped the whole thing out, and then he went to get another one, and he saw the same thing. So he said something to the lady. He was like, I think you guys have, like, a bad shipment or something. Oh, I bet she dropped a hammer on you. She was like, no, it's supposed to be disgusting like that. It's fine. You can have it. But she said, she's like, I can't tell you how many people come in and say that. Yeah. But the cool thing, really cool story. One of our listeners, his name is David Hernandez. He went and tried kombucha because I've been talking about it. Yeah. And then on his own accord, took it upon himself to write to one of the companies that makes kombucha and say, hey. In case you've noticed an increase in your San Diego sales of kombucha, there's a chick on the radio. Are you kidding me? Yeah. That mainlines it. Yeah. That mainlines it. So they wrote him back. You know, he like just campaigned this thing. They wrote him back and they're going to hook me up with some free kombucha. Are you for real? That is hysterical. That's hysterical. Yeah. I was like, why didn't I think of that?

24:08Are you worried about all of like Mikey going in and sneaking one out of the fridge in there? Don't you worry. It's going to be on lockdown. You better lock that. You better. It could be on a desert island. I'd rather start. I've had like, I don't know. I've had a couple dozen listeners write me and tell me that they've tried it. And probably 90% of them have said like, yeah, it was a little bit odd at first, but it made me. It made me feel better. I never smelled it before until right now. It's the first time. Easter eggs. They're like, it made me feel better. I'm going to get another bottle tomorrow. It's a little Randy, isn't it? Easter eggs. I could be in the middle of the Pacific Ocean in a raft, and I'd guzzle seawater and hallucinate before I would drink. What she just took a giant gulp of with a smile. I love it. She took a giant gulp. Right now, Pepper took a giant gulp of it. And then she looked at me and smiled. If you're pregnant, whatever you do, don't smell it. You're not supposed to drink it if you're pregnant. What does that tell you? You're not supposed to drink it if you're carrying life. What if you run out of gas? It's a perfect filler for that. Fantastic.

25:32Fantastic. Oh, wow. Hey, Jay's picking the music today. Fleet Fox's Ragged Wood is the name of the song. And I have explosive audio. Woodsy has explosive audio in Woods on Sports from Terry Bradshaw talking about Ben Roethlisberger. That's right. And then we're going to have 12-year-old Noah. Yeah. Noah Lott. Noah Lott. Coming on to talk about some... Padres baseball. This kid is amazing. If you've never heard him, he's a protege. Kid wants to be, and he said it, at 12 years old, he's called his shot. I want to be an MLB GM. Amazing. Think I'm kidding? Wait till you hear him. First where he's getting, you know, get his start. That's right. Bring your boy along for some of those trips. Woodsy, you might be sitting in a private plane someday flying to New York with this kid to go to a game. The amazing.

26:34He'll be like a 23-year-old, you know, hot shot. And he'll be like, you want a drink? Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949. Or text 949Mikey at gmail.com. More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. If you're struggling in any way to pay your mortgage, the federal government has just designated $75 billion for loan modifications. As an American taxpayer, you are entitled to this relief money. But don't wait. This federal money will go quickly, so act now. Some companies charge $3,000, $4,000, even $5,000 for a loan modification that you don't have to pay. Call the VS Modification Center at 888-384-3022. We'll show you how to work directly with your lenders to get your loan modification completed and save you thousands of dollars. Just call 888-384-3022 for a free no-obligation assessment.

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32:28And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. If I like rock music and you bring up Hinder, the Hinder card, I can't go any further. Woods. I don't admit very often when I'm wrong. Lauren. I like looking at boobs. Sienna. I can hit some mean wiffle balls in our yard. And Jay. I can make 100 hush puppies in like 30 seconds. On FM 94.9. Jay likes some different stuff, man. He does. Yeah, yeah, yeah song. Of course it is. Flamin' Lips. Welcome to Mikey's show. Who is it? Flamin' Lips. This is the Flamin' Lips. Yeah. 570-1949. You got a two for me soon?

33:29You can print one, but it's the same as the first. I threw one away. Oh, Michael. No. Calling you Michael now. The only person that calls me Michael and gets away with it is Woobie. M1 Woobie is the only person that's ever called me that. And it's okay. Even my mom doesn't call me Michael. Really? Let's see. 570-1949-949-mikey at gmail.com is the phone number if you would like to give us a call. Let's see. So, let's get right into it. That's what I was going to tell you, dude. You read my mind. Let's do it. Gosh. Let's do it up. The Padres came out swinging yesterday in their home opener. Dude, they put a... They gave the Atlanta Braves a dirt nap yesterday. 17-2. What? This is what happens in San Diego when you say they're not going to win. I know. Our team's...

34:39Blow us away. You know, and what I said yesterday, I said, oh, they're going to have their hands full. Jairo Jurens is a really good young pitcher. No, dude. They came out. They scored 10 runs in the fourth, which is just crazy. They had 19 hits in the game. But overlooked in this blowout was their starter, Kevin Correa, had a one-hit shutout through six, which is great. He only gave up one hit. So he was doing his job. The offense did their job. It was amazing. I mean. The only bad thing is when you have games like this, you're like, they say you use up your hits and your runs for the next few games. I mean, they scored 17 runs, which is really unheard of. I mean, it's crazy. Dude. And the only reason I heard he got that chance is because Chris Young. Chris Young is on the DL now for 15 days. So he gets his chance. He goes in there. He slays it. Hometown boy. It's awesome. Did great. Padres were on fire yesterday. I was watching the game. It was really cool to see. Oh, man. Guys were hitting bombs left and right. Also, Mike, we've been following this story since March 5th.

35:39There's finally been a resolution. Big Ben Roethlisberger has dodged his second bullet in about a year. Both bullets had sexual assault written all over them. But the DA in Milledgeville, Georgia, Fred Bright, has decided not to press charges. Here he is talking about their decision. Cut one. As you know, for the last month, the Georgia Bureau of Investigation and the Milledgeville Police Department have been investigating a sexual allegation regarding Ben Roethlisberger. They have completed their investigation, turned over the reports to my office, which we have reviewed thoroughly. The sexual allegation against Mr. Roethlisberger cannot be proven beyond a reasonable doubt. Therefore, there will be no arrest made nor criminal prosecution of Mr. Roethlisberger for his actions here on March 5, 2010. Ben. I know this may cramp your style, but now that this is over, don't go to Dave and Buster's, bro. Seriously. Don't have dinner there. Just get takeout. Lock yourself in your apartment. Just get takeout. Trust me. Yeah. I mean, you don't want somebody, like, just, it's all good, but just stay home. Third time's the charm, Ben. Do you guys want to hear his statement? Sure. Yeah, sure. This is him speaking to the media.

37:06Listener's voice, he sounds not a little relieved. He sounds a lot relieved. Here he is cut to. I'd like to begin by expressing gratitude for the thorough investigation process in Georgia and the prosecutor's decision not to bring charges. I know without a doubt it was the right conclusion. I don't intend to discuss any details related to the events in Georgia. I'm happy to put this behind me and move forward. I am truly sorry for the disappointment and negative attention I brought to my family. my teammates, coaches, the Roonies, and the NFL. I understand that the opportunities I have been blessed with are a privilege and that much is expected of me as the quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers. I absolutely want to be the leader this team deserves, valued in the community, and a role model to kids. I have much work to do to earn this trust, and I'm committed to improving and showing everyone my true values.

38:07I am excited to get back to work with my teammates, and I'm more determined than ever to have a great season. I intend to make my family, friends, and the Steeler Nation proud on all fronts. Thank you, and God bless. That's it? That's it. That was the whole statement. That's his bit. One minute long, and that's it. That's it. And he's not going to talk about it again. He's not going to answer questions. Watched a couple of other things yesterday about this story. The word is that the Roonies, who have owned the Steelers forever, are beyond furious. He still may get suspended. Roger Goodell, who's the commissioner of the NFL, pretty mad himself. He didn't do anything. It's conduct detrimental to the team. Get it. I get it. The Steelers don't like people that take advantage. Well, they just traded Santonio Holmes for... You know, the incident that he had with allegedly throwing a glass and now he's failed a drug test. He suspended the first four games. So they're not having any of this anymore. It's tough if you can make an argument that you didn't cause any trouble. Yeah, but you did something enough to where there was, you know, an investigation. Yeah, but wait, how is that your fault if somebody made false allegations against you that the DA says, we got no case here?

39:28That could happen all day long. What if that happened with any one of us? Somebody said something about us that isn't true. It's happened before. And then, you know, you're like, I didn't do anything. It's happened before. Yeah, but you just. It's the second time it's happened to him in a year. It's the second time a woman has said Ben Roethlisberger sexually assaulted me. I think a lot less women will try to confront him now that he has a weird mullet. You should see he has like a slicked back mullet now. It's awful. It's pretty interesting. He looks like a hockey player from the 1980s. He does. He does. And this was classics. You know, our lovely and talented news girl, Sienna, found this audio for me yesterday and sent it to me. And it is, it's great. It's Terry Bradshaw talking about Big Ben. Cut three. Our relationship is not any good. No. When I told him to park the motorcycle, he got pissed. All right. Then he had the accident. And since then, there's, you know, he doesn't like me, and I'm learning not to like him. And he wants to break all my records, and I say go break them. I really don't care. I've done my job. My job is over. Now you have your shot. But he has got to, in my opinion, he has got to realize who he is. He is an elite athlete in the National Football League.

40:50No, he's got an image problem right now. Best thing to do is don't ever put yourself in that position again. When you're through playing football, do whatever you want to do. But right now, you know, stay clean. Can I say, listen, again, I want to say the same thing that I said the other day about stuff like this. People may disagree with me. It's just tough because if anything, God forbid, like that were to ever happen to Terry Bradshaw, that clip will come back to bite him in the butt. Oh, for sure. What people will play is the clip of him going, just keep your nose out of trouble. Stay clean. Stay clean and don't get in any scandals and blah, blah, blah. How old is Terry Bradshaw? Yeah, Terry Bradshaw's a legend. Everyone loves him. I know, but all my point is... He's also retired. Yeah. All my point is, shh. That's my point. I don't agree with you. With all these things, I'm just like, come on. Bro, bro.

41:50Terry Bradshaw, four rings. Yeah. He can talk. He can talk. He's the Steelers. He can talk. Really? He's the ambassador of the Steelers. No question. Todd, my husband, that's his hero. Terry Bradshaw, he has his rookie card. Yeah, I think he's cool. I mean, he can do no wrong in most people's eyes. He can talk because he's won Super Bowls? Yeah. That doesn't make him like... He's been in Ben's shoes, his exact shoes. Absolutely. You know, so he's saying like, look. If you want to continue, if you want to get to where I am or you want to break my records or whatever it is you say you're going to do, then keep your nose clean. Yeah. Stay out of trouble. It's the extra stuff that I go on. I roll the eyes out. What, the motorcycle thing? Well, it's the stuff of, it's the little things that are thrown in with it. He don't like me and I don't like him. But that's not like Terry to say something. That's why this is so shocking because Ben must have really said something to get under his skin. These young punks don't respect their elders. But he said, I'm learning not to like him. Maybe he just keeps turning it. Ben has made it known that he doesn't like Terry. And he wants to break his records. I'm sure he's told him. And if you were an old guy, you'd be like, screw you, man. Whatever. There's young.

43:06I mean, two very different guys. Are we ready to do this? We're ready. Let's do it. Let's talk to Noah. 12-year-old Noah is, one day, he wants to be a Major League Baseball GM. Not a player. Not a player. GM. He wants to be a GM. He's only 12 years old, and he's on the line with us right now. Noah, are you there? Yeah. How are you, buddy? Great. How are you? I'm doing good. Now, you obviously watched a game last night, right? Yes. That was crazy. Yeah? Yeah. I mean, what surprised you the most? Well, actually, it was actually how Manable didn't get the cycle. I know. I was surprised about the same thing, dude. How many at-bats did he have? Five. He had five at-bats? Yeah. Hey, Noah, for those of us that don't know, obviously not me. I mean, I obviously don't know. For people that don't know, what's the cycle? The cycle is getting a single, a double, a triple, and a home run all in the same game. So what did he do? He had a single, a triple, and a home run. Missed a double. His first three at-bats, and that was in the fifth inning. Oh, wow. And he had two more at-bats after that and couldn't get the double. Oh. Yeah. So, Noah.

44:34What do you think about the – this is Woods, by the way. How you doing, buddy? Hey. So what do you think about the start so far? Three and four, right, out of the gate? I mean – Where's the weak spot right now? I'd have to say just – well, if this was yesterday, I would have said the offense. But you can't say that today. Yeah. And so who's been your biggest surprise so far, pitching-wise? Pitching-wise? There weren't many. Probably Tim Stauffer. Tim Stauffer's been looking good. And Correa looked pretty strong yesterday, didn't he? Yeah, but he's basically looking how he looked last year. That's true. We're talking to 12-year-old Noah. Hey, Noah. Yeah? As a general manager, because I don't know anything about this, but if you're a general manager, can you suggest lineup stuff to your...

45:36to your team's manager, or would you stay out of that? Well, usually it's actually the bench coach that does the lineups. Not many people know that, but... Is it being done correctly for the Padres right now, in your opinion? Yeah, I'd say so. You wouldn't change anything? No, I might change... I might add Harrison in and Harrison Jr. instead of Eckstein. And have Harrison Jr. play in second instead of Eckstein. Eckstein's been hitting the ball, though, a little bit, hasn't he? He has. Yeah. You probably don't think that's going to last, though, do you? No, he's still hitting 200, though. That's true. That's true. Well, he's come on as of late. So what do you think about the Giants and their surprise start in the West, man? That's pretty nasty. Now we have another, you know, the Padres have another team to contend with. I might have to say, if you think about it, they have no offense. If one of their aces gets hurt down the stretch, they're going to fall apart. But they've been hitting the ball. They've been hitting the ball so far. Noah, I have a question. Yeah? Do you have one friend? Yes. No, that wasn't the question. That wasn't the question. No, that wasn't the question. The question is, do you have one friend that can keep up with you, baseball-wise? Yes.

47:08You do? Mm-hmm. Do you have two friends that can keep up with you baseball-wise? Because I would think that there is no peer, that you have no peer, that there's nobody that can do what you do and talk about stuff the way that you do. Like, you know this stuff inside and out. Well, there's a few more. There's a few adults I talk to about it. Yeah, that's what I would think. Yeah, Chris Berman. Yeah, Chris Berman. Stuart Scott. Tony Gwynn. Tony Gwynn. Yeah, there's a couple of guys I think that you could talk to, but aside from that, well, Noah, you're the greatest. We love you and love having you on Talking About Baseball. Keep getting ready for school, buddy. Yeah, man, we'll talk to you very soon, my brother. Thank you, Noah. You're welcome. All right, we'll talk to you next week. See ya. He's the best, man. When it comes to baseball, that kid knows the whole deal. He knows his stuff. He can throw it down. Hey, this is kind of a cool thing. Yesterday, Chelsea King's parents were up in Sacramento. Yep. And they want to get some new laws passed. Well, the Chelsea law.

48:17They spoke in front of the Capitol and they brought, you know, there was thousands of sunflowers, which are Chelsea's favorite flower. And they're trying to launch the campaign to pass Chelsea's law. And in case you don't know, Chelsea's law would require lifetime parole for less serious attacks. You know, how we obviously know about Chelsea and everything that happened. Requiring the state to monitor and pay for electronic tracking of those offenders. And those on parole would be barred from visiting parks where children are unless they have prior permission from authorities. So just really cracking down on the sexual assault. And the biggest problem they have right now is obviously finances because of the state's budget crisis. Right. So they're really just trying to make this known, get the word out. They're traveling all over. So we wish them luck because it's a great law. What's the best rated U.S. airline, Sienna? What do you think? I would say Southwest because they're on time all the time. JetBlue. Yeah. And the other thing about Southwest is that they don't charge you for the bags, obviously. But I do love JetBlue because the TV is in the back of the seats. For everybody. No. It's not JetBlue or Southwest? Come on. Now, what do they base these ratings on? Is this customers? This is based on landing on time. Their planes are usually on schedule. Based on not losing luggage and few complaints. You'd be surprised how many people complain, I mean, constantly about airlines. Sure. And so this airline has the least complaints. And when I tell you what it is, you're going to say, 100%, you're correct.

49:42Hawaiian. Hawaiian Air. Hawaiian. How nice are they on Hawaiian Airlines? Because you're going to Hawaii. Yeah. You're like, nothing to complain about. But they're so pleasant and just aloha. And maybe that's why. They're only flying from the mainland to the island. Mainland to the island. Don't they do inner island too? Yeah. Yeah, they do. But when you think about it, it's not like we got to go to Oklahoma City. Detroit. To Akron. Yeah, then we're going to Detroit. We're going to Philly, and then you're going to catch a hopper over to Seattle. Yeah, Hawaiian has been the number one airline in the last three years, and the one that is always kind of battling with Hawaiian is Air Tran. Oh, yeah. The three worst rated ones are American Eagle, Atlantic Southeast, and Com Air. Yeah. So, you know. For sure. Just flying to Hawaii. Yeah. We used to fly Aloha direct from San Diego to Maui. They don't do it anymore. Aloha. Did you read my recap, pal? I haven't had a chance. No, yeah, I did. Did you? Yeah, I did. Speaking of airlines. I marked it all up. Oh, boy. What? Yeah. Okay, you didn't, yeah, I guess you didn't like that story. No. Really? I just don't, I mean, we're going to beat some dude up that was a, I mean, I'm sure he was a jerk, but I mean, like, I just, I was like, do we really want to, like, devote time to, he's a jerk. Your wife encountered a jerk with American Airlines.

51:08And maybe you want a platform to let everybody know what a jerky was. No. You can. No. I just thought, man, we're going to do five minutes of just like, and then he this. Five minutes. I don't, I mean. Do you ever come after the missus, dude? Yeah, I agree. I agree. I mean, I read it and I thought, what a jerk, you know? I just, I wanted to tell you, I did write a formal complaint and I got my response back. What did they say? I'll tell you later. Oh, no. Well, now we're. Bringing it up. Okay. No, some guy was a jerk to my wife at the gate. Yeah. Like, embarrassed her in front of all the other passengers and was like, we're going to revoke your membership, ma'am, your Advantage membership. What did she do? She asked for an upgrade and paid for an upgrade in San Diego and then connected out of L.A. He goes, how are you doing this? You're breaking the rules, ma'am. And she's like, I didn't do anything but ask and pay. And he's like, in front of all the passengers, he's like, ma'am. This is not acceptable. We are going to revoke your privilege. She's standing there with two dogs. Did your dogs jump out of the purse and bite him? She paid $250 for it. And she's like looking at this guy like, really, pal? Really? But she did sit next to an Italian model on the way home. So she was all, she said it was all good. Italian male model. Yeah. Lucky. What was his name? Tortellini. That's how she said he said it. Weird. She's like, so everything was fine after that? What did they say to you? It's in my email.

52:34They're very, very sorry, and they're going to drop the hammer on the guy with his manager. She got his name. I don't ever get people in trouble unless you're a D, and you're a D to my wife. Then you get in bad trouble. Imagine having that job, though, you know? Sorry. That's what you chose. I know. You're right. It's like you're a garbage man. You complain about smelling like trash. You know what I mean? It's what you do. I would be mad, too, if I were you. It's your job. Don't you ever yell at my wife in public, dude, in front of other people. Only I can yell at my wife. I didn't. Wow. 570-1949. Kid's getting sweaty. 949mikey at gmail.com. Did they give you guys a voucher? I haven't read the full thing, but I don't think so. Nothing? Nothing. Write again. You'll get one. You can do something. Give me a drink ticket or something. Anything. M1 Steve, you there? Steve, you there? Yeah, I'm there. What airline do you like? Hey, I was going to say, when we were over in Japan, all of us Marines, we fly around in the Japanese airlines, either ANA or JAL, and they have a rule over there where all of their, they actually call them stewardesses, they're all females, about 30 years old, beautiful Japanese girls, about 120 pounds, 5'9". Not that you're a county. Not that you've really researched it. Oh, that's awesome. You ask for a pillow and they give you two. Hello? In Tokyo, we would pick up United Airlines. He's really into this. I know it. Steve?

53:59And that's when all of the frickin' fun stopped. Man, we were going to see our flight crew picking up an arena. I beg you. A 250-pound lady. I beg you. A citizen and two gay guys. Can I talk to you? And we're like, man. Hello. So much for the frickin' great service. Thank you. Well, wonderful, Steve. I appreciate the phone call, bro. Hey, no problem. All right. We'll see you later, then. I wonder if he's married. That was the strangest thing in the world. I was desperately trying to communicate. Zone out, bitch. I was... desperately trying to communicate with Steve. I'm begging you. And he just, I was begging. I'm begging you. He came down to me begging, finally. I love that. And it still didn't happen. We love you, Steve. The name of the band is Fire Theft, and this song is Chain. Like it, instantly, like it. Yeah, they're great. Got some explosive audio coming up next from Michelle Bombshaw McGee. This is the woman. who was the mistress. Sandra Bullock's husband. Sandra Bullock's husband, Jesse James, was messing around with this woman, Michelle Bombshell McGee, and she did an interview apologizing to Sandra Bullock. We have the audio. She also addresses the stuff having to do with her being a Nazi and a racist. We got all this audio. You know what else we have? Well, you know how we were talking about how our girl Pepper is very, very...

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1:03:39Telling everybody, hey, when we land, we got a new radio show. And it's the Mikey Show on 94.9. Thank you. Thank you, Robin. Very good. Thank you, Robin. Very good. Very good. I love it. So, we all know the story of Jesse James. Jesse James cheated on his wife, Sandra Bullock. And cheated with a woman named Michelle Bombshell McGee. Yeah, she works right here in San Diego. She's all tatted up. Yeah, she. Real good. Is very tatted up. Very tatted up. Including her eyebrows. You like that look, Woodsy? You know I do. Mm-hmm. She went on an Australian TV show and talked about the events. Do you feel like you are Sandra in apology? I do. I feel bad for Sandra. You know, I know what she's going through. She must be hurt, devastated, upset, embarrassed. You know, I want to give her a heartfelt apology. You know, I'm sorry for her embarrassment and her pain.

1:04:38I do feel really bad about it. Do you? If you could say something to her now, what would you like to say to her? I'd like to say, Sandra, you know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for your embarrassment. I'm sorry all this is public. You know, it is a heartfelt apology. I'm sorry for what she's going through. Do you feel like you got duped as well? I do. I feel like, you know, he lied to me just as much as he lied to her. I wish he was just upfront and honest in the beginning because I wouldn't have been with him if he was just honest in the beginning. He said he was separated, Pep. He did. He told her you separated. According to her. She explains. She says, she explains how this went down. And things get personal that first meeting? Yes, we were intimate that night, probably two to three times. Very shocked. Did she have to do that? Say the... Yeah, unnecessary. She'd have to add the two or three times. You know, we were. Why wouldn't you just say, it's none of your business? Do you think it was really intimate? No. No. It was freaky. At all. Doesn't intimate just imply private? Yeah, but you know what I mean. Yeah, you know. Intimate means skin to skin. It does. That's creepy. But the way she just did that with her hands. Why else would she say two to three times? And the way that she lowered her voice and everything and went skin to skin. And the following giggle was just like. And the giggle just said, oh, got me. Is anyone else really surprised by the way she sounds, though? Like she does not. Michelle does not sound how I.

1:06:04Imaginary sound. Sounds kind of hard. I didn't really have an imaginary sound. What was your imaginary? I thought she was going to be like, what's up? Really? What's up? Yeah, we did it. Jesse James is my boy. You sure did it. I'm very shocked. I guess I should backtrack a little bit. When we were sitting on the couch watching a movie, he leaned over to kiss me. And I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. Slow down, you know. What's going on between you and Sandra? Yeah, sure. Oh, my. My goodness, what if she did? No, she didn't. Does she not read magazines? Does she not watch the Oscars? Well, that's why I think she's saying, what's going on? What are you doing? She thought they were hanging out? So why are they watching a movie together? Yeah, in the first place. They shouldn't be? No. When he goes, hey, you want to watch a movie? Hey, you want to watch a movie? She should go, no way. I'm not going to watch a movie with you. You're married. And he's like, wait. But then you think to yourself, somebody's going to go, whoa, whoa. Whoa, I'm not, like, asking to, like, have sex with you. I said you want to watch a movie. Sure, that's what that means. Really? This girl's stoked to have a free trip to Australia. Are you kidding me? All right. And he says, you know what? I'm not allowed to talk about it. I don't want to discuss it. She lives in Austin. I live here. We don't live together. We're not together. It's because she's filming this movie, you know. So you guys think that she never said anything about his wife? She never?

1:07:25said, hey, aren't you married? I'm sure it came up. Oh, I believe him. I believe her. This girl, that he probably did tell her that. I think he did. I think he probably said, yeah, there's nothing going on. Because I think any chick would be like, what's up? But you're going to believe all of that? And like, I mean, come on. There's pictures of them all over together. Sandra Bullock is always talking out about him and how much she loves Jesse James. See, now, me, I go, if there's pictures of them always out together, I have no idea. Like, I... I don't know where those are. You don't know where they are? Yeah, exactly. And I don't watch Barbara Walters. People Magazine, all right, Mike? Don't read People. I feel like they're out now. They are now. Yeah, now. But, I mean, before, like, where would I see pictures of Jesse and... Sandra. Sandra. Like, I'd be like... But it's well known that they're together. Yeah, it's well known that they're married. And I think that's why she'd be like, what's up? Are you married? And he's like, like, he's... All right, you're her, I'm him. Listen. No. What's going on, Jesse? Aren't you married? Hey, listen. Yeah, my wife has been in Austin for six months. We don't even talk. We don't even live together. Well, what about your wedding ring on your finger? I'm not wearing it. Well, then what is it doing on your nightstand? It's because it's there. She gave it to me. I'm just going to keep it. But we're actually in the process of separating. Legally, I can't talk about it. Why are there framed pictures? He's at her house. Why did I just see a picture of Sandra holding your daughter?

1:08:48Man, you guys are putting a lot into it. I guarantee you that Dancer doesn't watch Barbara Walters or read People or Us or... You know what I mean? I believe her. Isn't it possible that she actually met Jesse James and he gave her a line? Why would you guys defend Jesse freaking James? I'm not defending him. At all. I think he's scumbag. Yeah, I am condemning the both of them. But you're like, I don't believe her. Because you guys think that she for sure knew that he was. I'm just so tired of all of these women, the Tiger Woods women, all these women coming forward. Well, he told me he loved me. It's like, dude, that's just life. Look at the pictures around the house. Isn't it one thing, though, if you're saying, hey, I'm married, but I love you. Like, dodo bird. But what if I meet you? What if I meet you and I'm like, listen. It's not that public because we're not making it very public, but we're done. Yeah, we're done. Me and her, we're done. And so you're her. Why wouldn't you go, yeah, we're both tatted up. Like, we're both the same. He's awesome. He's good looking. I like him. Sharpie makes money. Yeah, I'll give this a whirl. And meanwhile, he's like.

1:09:59Hey, baby, I know you're in Austin, but I really miss you, like, texting her. I mean, the dude's a shade ball, obviously. Okay, okay, okay. I agree with what you're saying, and I think you're right. And if she's a girl, maybe, you know, I would imagine them being together more than he and Sandra. You know, like, I do see that chemistry being there. But the stuff that she says, like, in this interview, were you intimate? Yes, two or three times. I get what you're saying. I get what she's saying. She's like, unnecessary. It's a dig. It's kind of a dig. It's like, you don't need to, like, Sandra, you know she's going to hear this, and why do you want to make it any worse? Yeah, and see, I think she's trying to take a shot at Jesse, but she's really taking a shot. Who's really paying for it is Sandra. She's really helping Sandra build her case against Jesse. You know what I mean? She's talked about his piece. She has? Yeah, I read something about it in a magazine. That's correct. And it's like, really? You're really going to be talking like this? Yeah. You're classy. Come on now. She doesn't need to be talking about that. If she is. Seriously. What kind of reaction are you getting from people on the street now that you've spoken out? Now, if you got little ears in the car, I'm going to tell you right now. Earmuffs. Yes, adult show, man. Earmuffin. It's all adults. Turn it down real quick.

1:11:19Yeah, turn it down real quick. Sounds creepy when you say that. I'm telling you. I don't want you to, you know. All adults, adults only. Not adults only. Oh, it is. Don't change the channel. Just turn it down real quick. Turn it down. It's Muffet. I've been getting very harsh reactions. Name-calling, I'm a homewrecker, a slut, a whore. I'm very surprised by that that more people are not... If she... Okay. Unbelievable. I know. I'm coming out of my spring. Me too. Like, I'm a spring in a jackknit box. No, they were both wrong. I don't think either one of them gets a get-out-of-jail-free car. L-O-B. Yes. If you were a single woman and you met some natural, hot dude that's into, like, you know. Kelly Slater. Yeah, Kelly Slater. And he's into eating hay and all that stuff, right? You meet him. He's all Mr. Health Food Nut. Kelly Slater. Yeah, Kelly Slater. And you're single. Sharp dude. And you're single. And he's like married. But you meet him. And he tells you he's separated. And you like him. And you went for it. And people were calling you a whore. You would be. You'd be furious. Furious. She's opening that up, though, because she's like, we're doing two or three times a night. I mean, I can't keep bringing that point up enough because, hello, obviously you are if you're going to talk about that to the entire world.

1:12:40Not necessarily. Okay. You think I'm going to say how my relationship is my husband? How many times we do that to the whole world? No. Okay. But that means that that's the one thing that makes her a whore in your eyes. It gives validity. Also, you know what it does, Sienna? It gives validity to her story. When they're like, Jesse could be like, we just dirty texted and like, we didn't really do anything. And she's like. We slayed three times the first night. Why does she need to give validity to her story? Because people probably don't, they're going to believe Little Miss, sweetheart, innocent Sandra Bullock and Jesse James over her. How does this make her look any better? I'm not saying it makes her look better, but it does lend credibility and validity to her story. By saying we did it two or three times? Yeah. I think if she said we did it one time, either way, she's the only one that's going to know the truth. She could say we did it 15 times. side you know i don't want i don't want anybody's pity or anybody's you know i feel sorry for her but you know jesse is the bad guy here he's the one that lied to me you know i got duped just as much as sandra did why do you think people are calling you a home right here why is that why is everyone what if she did get duped as much as sandra did maybe she did it doesn't matter she just she was no matter what she does or what she says she's not going to look like the good person no she's not she's not because the thing is jesse james was no like brad pitt you know his relationship wasn't

1:14:00everywhere until now. So, yeah, if I met Kelly Slater and he told me he was separated, I'd be like, okay, let's go get some weed. Why do I have any reason not to believe you? Yeah. Let's get a big bale of wheat. And feast. And feast. And slay. Jesse James always had a bad reputation. Always. I didn't know he had a reputation of being a philanderer. His ex has been in and out of jail. Porn star. Yeah, porn star. She's a porn star. Okay, so his ex is a porn star. That makes him a cheater? No. But isn't this girl a porn star? No, she's a dancer. She's an exotic dancer. She dances exotically. She's not a pornographer, Lauren. She has a big difference. Nazi tattoos. I'm not saying that I'm ready to hire her as a babysitter for Luke and Ryan. You're not? No, I'm not. You're not. I'm just taking it fact by fact. Aren't you? Upset with you, not him.

1:15:01I know. I don't know. I was really shocked by the treatment I'm getting from people. Oh, you want me to really stir up the pot? Weird. Oh, really stir it up. Stir it up, kid. Oh, I'm going to stir it up right now. Stir it up real good. Oh, my gosh. Really? Stir it up. I don't like it already. Stir it up. So, I told you, Rebecca and I lived together before we got married, okay? Right. Now, after we got married, I'm like, we now believe that you shouldn't have sex before marriage. And whenever I say it, people are like, dork. Right. Let's say she believed the same thing. Rebecca? No. Michelle? Michelle McGee? Michelle McGee. Obviously. Let's say she believed the same thing. Okay. Would she be in any of this mess right now? Oh, no. I'm sorry. Hey. Dude, come on. Sorry. What's she? What's she? That's a huge hypothetical. Yes or no? That's a huge hypothetical. It is a hypothetical, but it's... But she would be. But is the answer yes, she still would be? No. Yeah, maybe. Because she would have had sex with him.

1:16:01No, if she didn't have sex with him, she still could have done other stuff with him and they still would have had that intimate relationship that's only supposed to be shared between a husband and a wife. No, I'm not. I'm saying if she believed that way, she wouldn't have been doing, you know, she wouldn't be. Are you talking about Waka Waka? Yeah. No, there would be no Waka Waka either. Are you talking about Waka Waka? Yeah. There wouldn't be Waka Waka. Rounding third. Yeah, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. Way to go. Man. No, no, no. Rounding third. There wouldn't be no round and third. Well. There might be. That's in the category of... Trust me. You can't do that. I mean, are you serious? I wonder where the line is wrong. What sort of Gestapo rules are these? No, wait, what are you? I know, where do you stop? Do you want me to kiss? You know, here's what the deal is. What's the bit? Here's the bit. What's the bit? That's a good question, right? Yeah, if Mikey were single, what would your bit be? What would your bit be? How far would you go? I'd go as far as the point. Woods. I would go as far as the point to which I want to start to slay.

1:17:06That's how far I would go. And as soon as I got to the point where I was like, I think I want to slay some of this, I'd go, all right, we're done. So it could be from making out. That sounds wacky. Yeah, could be. But that's still cheating. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It is. It is. It is. However, if the story came out that this girl was making out with Jesse James, would it be all this? Hell no. I mean, are you kidding me? It probably wouldn't even make the news. It wouldn't even make the news. You know what makes the news? Yeah, we slayed three or four times that night. Tiger's text messages are making the news. Well, they're making the news now because it came out. They didn't make the news until it was like, and girl number 425 is revealed today. Did you read those? No, but the first thing that happened on Thanksgiving or wherever it is he crashed was that... That voicemail that came out that was like, can you delete your voicemail? That was before there was any proof of any infidelity. Hey, it's Tiger. I'm going to need you to delete those voicemails ASAP. Elon's been sniffing around my phone and I don't like it. I don't like it one bit. That's the greatest Tiger Woods I've ever heard. I'm dead serious. You delete those freaking voicemails right now. It's me. Hey, it's me. It's Tiger. You know who it is.

1:18:25Delete my freaking messages, man. You're going to ruin my life, man. I'm not messing around. I'm not messing around, man. Delete it. You need to change your voicemail. Change your voicemail, please. That was my favorite tiger thing that came out. Please change it. Delete all. Delete all. Am I right? Go to select. Scroll down. What do you have, the BlackBerry 224? Hit File, and then hit Delete. Hit Control-A. It's like, I have a printout here for iPhone and for BlackBerry. Android, I've got it all. You have an Android? So here's the directions for Android. Menu, Options, Delete, Function, Delete, All. Dude. Right? And stir the pot up. 570-1949. Look it. Pepper's giving me the pot stirring thing. I've got a giant cauldron. She's stirring a cauldron. Can I just tell you guys too that Jesse James had a TV show. Jesse James is a dead man and it has not been picked up for a second season. I watched every episode. Did you really? Yeah. What was this about? I'll tell you. About an hour. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. The deal is my wife saw Jesse James on Celebrity Apprentice. She said she thought he was a really cool dude.

1:19:40And I remember when the show was in the middle of it, she would tell me, you know that Jesse James? She goes, the guy that's married to Sandra Bullock, he seems like a really cool guy on this show, Celebrity Apprentice. She was in on him. Yeah, she thought he was really cool. I go, really? She goes, yeah. Now, just from the looks of Jesse James, I was like, yeah, my type of dude. All tatted up. He's got the flat bill. Love it. T-shirt, flat bill, cool looking cat. And so he had this new show coming out on Spike TV. That is an all-guy channel. And the idea is that he will do crazy stunts himself. And he would. He would, like, jump over a building in a monster truck. And he crashed into the house in a monster truck. It's the coolest stuff I'd ever seen. It was really cool, the stuff he would do. Some of it was kind of, like, boring. But most of it. was actually really exciting. Really? Guys were in on it. Never heard of it. He would do anything. Like, he would perform dangerous physical challenges using cars, motorcycles, trucks, planes, weapons, mega machines. Like, anything guy-related that they would love, he did it. You know what he did one time? He wanted to take his motorcycle, fly it to Alaska, and drive across this frozen lake. Okay? It was hundreds and hundreds of miles. Is he evil? Well, the only problem is...

1:21:01is that the temperature is so low there that when you're on a motorcycle, it's cold if you're driving down the freeway in the summertime on a motorcycle. Okay, when you're in minus 46 degrees and you're doing... So what they did was they put him in a freezer to get him prepared for it. They put him in a freezer. And it was cool watching a guy go... It was cool watching his core temperature drop. And then they put him in ice water to get his core temperature. And that kind of stuff. I don't care if it's Jesse James or if it's like my neighbor. I'll watch that. That's interesting. Watching a person get into, you know, it's interesting. It's cool. It was so cold. It was so cold that when they got the motorcycle out there, it just stopped. They couldn't even do the stunt. They had to fix it. They had to fix it and get him going again. It was cool. Well, there's that. See you later. All right, well, season over. Big gulp, son. Let's go get some hot cocoa. See you later. See you next time. Let's see. M1 paparazzi, what's up? Hey, the counter to your argument about, well, what if she didn't believe in sex before marriage, how about looking at the fact that that's the same as saying, well, hey, if there were no guns in the world, nobody would get shot. I mean, if she wasn't the one that didn't, or she didn't believe in sex before marriage, he would have found another thing.

1:22:20She wouldn't even be an exotic dancer. Yeah, okay, I'm talking about her. And then when you go to the next girl that would do it, then we can talk about her. And then if he went to another girl that would do it, then we'll talk about her. But every time, my question will be the same, paparazzi. If she believed the same way, would she be in that same predicament? And the answer every time is no. Okay. Thank you. That's all I'm saying. Can I say happy birthday really quick to my little sister, Waverly? Waverly's birthday is today? Yeah, she's 15 now. Hopefully I made it before she got to school. Her first Ferrari. I know. She's going to get one. That's so sweet. Learner's permit. Learner's permit. It's terrifying. Are you going to take her driving? Oh, no way. I'm 35 now. I can. You can. Oh, yeah. I got six secret fast food menus, meaning they're not on the menu. Secret stuff that you can ask for, Sienna. Can you ask for it? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's awesome. I love that stuff. Stuff is great. Kevin Eubanks from The Tonight Show. We got audio. He did something that's making news. It's actually real and pretty crazy. Is this a song from Into the Wild? Good song.

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1:32:45And they found her in the woods. A guy, actually, who knew her, a church member, gone, went out to search on his own. And he found her. No way. Yeah. And apparently, she's in relatively good condition. She has a lot of bug bites. She was found in the woods. Aw. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Crazy. Thank God, man. That's awesome. Really cute little girl. Imagine the parents, man. I can't. So happy. Oh, they must be so happy. I just got chilled. They wouldn't let her go. I mean, if you hug that little girl, you will not let... I mean, she'll be like, Mom, okay, okay. I'm home. You'll be like, no, I'm not letting you go. Oh, no way. That gives me chills to think about. So wonderful, man. That is such great news. Welcome back to the show. So we're wrapping up our conversation about the girl that was cheating with Jesse James. We continued to discuss it off the air. Michelle McGee. Michelle McGee. Bombshell. Big boobs, McGee. And we were discussing whether, you know, who's the victim here, that kind of stuff. 570-1949-M1-Wubby. Good morning. Good morning. Hi, kiddies. How you doing? Good. How you doing? Well, Michael, we need to talk. No. Oh, no. She's serious. I've been doing so good. I've been doing so good with you.

1:34:06Yes, yes. You've been wonderful. But now, you know, I'm a year older now, and I have that retrospect to look back and just, it's talking to the youngsters that we need to do. Think of me as Terry Bradshaw. Really? You, my young lord. Well, this is Taylor's fan. She is. Okay, first of all, these little girls, let's call them what they are. I think the professional word is skank. Wow! You don't sit there and say, he wronged me. He did this. I want an apology. I'm a victim, too. When you keep all the text messages, all the quote-unquote biological samples, you keep every detail that you just happen to now have to run to the press to tell. Oh, wait a minute. Hang on. Now, let's take it step by step. Because if she kept text messages, I've done that because I think it's romantic. Like, I'm... A geek. I'm a dork, you know, like in the past. And when you find out someone's lied to you, your first impulse instead of contacting him and saying, oh, you lied to me? Oh, no, it's done. It's over. Lose my number. You pick up the phone and call a press agent and the National Enquirer. We'll be a woman scorned, my dear.

1:35:25Oh, no. There are better ways to be scorned than to bring it on yourself. Like what? Your life is now under the microscope. So how would you scorn him? And you're getting your 15 minutes of fame, which is ultimately all you wanted. You knew he was rich and famous when you started dating him. You knew he was rich and famous when you spread your legs for him. You knew he was rich, famous, and married. When you made the threat to hold on to all that. No, she says she didn't, whoobs. She says she didn't. Like, listen. Okay, fine. It's skank 101. It's skank 101. All right. Hey, whoobs, have you ever known, whoobs, let me ask you this, it's woods. Have you ever known a man to tell a woman something to get her in the sack? Is that far-fetched? It is not far-fetched. At all? I'm not disputing that he did it because men do that. And women know the game. You have to know, yeah. You can believe it all you want. She needs to know that the entire world believes he and Sandra Bullock are married. You're going to be the one that's signing up because they're in love. Like, you're not in love. Why are we making him? She's the dummy. She's the idiot, not him. He is. We're making him into the victim. He is, but the audio came from her. The news is her today. Jesse James is no victim. He's just lost.

1:36:44everything that has ever been important to him. And he will never be able to get that back the way it was. And that's his own fault. But these girls that come out here knowing and messing and sleeping with and doing this with the married men and then come out and look for a payday to talk all the trash and then say, I want to give a heartfelt apology to his wife. She doesn't deserve this. You're right. She doesn't. So keep your mouth shut. You want your payday? Here's a woman scorned. I agree with you. Hey, whoops. Hey, whoops. Here's the deal. Does a happy man cheat? Maybe he wasn't happy. Maybe he's tired of Sandra Bullock's BS. What is that? You know what? He should cheat on Sandra Bullock because she deserves it. No, I didn't. Did I ever? Don't put words in my mouth. Don't put words in my mouth. Then you tell us. What do you mean? Don't put words in my mouth. Then you put it. I said maybe he wasn't happy. I said, maybe he wasn't happy. And you know what? Maybe they haven't lived together in six months. And he's like, you know what? I'm going to do what I want to do. Then you are saying exactly what... I'm not saying it's okay that he did what he did. I would never stand up for that guy. I'm telling you that maybe it was... They were on the rocks and on the way out anyway. Not according to Sandra Bullock, who just gave a heartfelt thanks to him at the Oscars. Never said a word to him at the Oscars. Not one word. Did not mention his name in her speech. No, she did not. No, she did not. But Woodsy.

1:38:08Let's say she didn't. The Barbara Walters special. That wasn't at the Oscars. That wasn't at the Oscars. It was after the Oscars. She didn't say a word about him on stage. It's like you're going, hey, maybe she threw an egg into some boiling water. And I go, are you saying that she made a hard-boiled egg? No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying she put an egg into some boiling water. Don't put words in my mouth. I didn't say she made a hard-boiled egg. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, maybe things at home weren't as great as they thought. And things were on the way out anyway. And? And? And he went and did what he did. But that's not okay. I'm not saying it's okay. I'm saying that's why he did what he did. Isn't that like saying somebody gets beat up and you go, hey, maybe they had it, you know, maybe they were teasing him. Maybe they were teasing him. Or it's like, hey, maybe his wife put on a couple pounds. Maybe he wasn't attracted to her. Now you're being ridiculous. I say if you're going to go as, if you're going to put it out there, put it out there. Say it. I did. Yeah, but when we go, are you saying that that was justified? No, I'm not justifying what he did. I'm not. Believe me. I've been here all day defending this exotic dancer. It's the Chris Rock bit where you go, I'm not saying OJ should have done it. I understand. I don't get it. Is that what it is? Is it that bit? Maybe. Okay. All right. The guy. Mark here with that because it's the same principle.

1:39:34It's, it's, hello? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here. Okay, remember last week when the Charger cheerleaders were in the studio? Yeah. You're a happily married man, Jamie's love of your life. Absolutely. Didn't stop you from flirting your face off. I didn't flirt with those girls at all. I didn't look at Pepper. I did not flirt with those girls. She's delighted. Did I flirt with those girls? We'll get to that if you were in the mere presence of beautiful women. Is that what you're saying? I'm saying that I did not flirt with those girls. So what you're saying is two Charger cheerleaders were in the studio. So I'm not allowed to think that other women are beautiful because I'm married? Those girls were beautiful. Those girls were beautiful. And you know what? My wife... I feel like I need a helmet. Why? Did I sleep with these women? Did I lay my hands on these women? I can think that women are attractive, Whoopi. My wife told me last night she flew... My wife told me that last night she flew next to an Italian Hugo Boss model. You know what I did? Cool. Did you get his number? I don't care. I'm secure. Jamie is secure.

1:40:46I did not flirt with these Chargers cheerleaders. It's a bit 90% of the time. Question. Why did you say she was upset? Question. She wasn't upset. I never said she was upset. I thought that you said that during the break. That was a joke, you guys. I mean, you guys know. Believe half of what you read and none of what you hear. I have a question. Sweet Marie, dude. You guys should try this Crazins trail mix that I have. It's really good. I had to hang out. We love you. We're moving on. The kid's jacket just came off. I have some shredded wheat everybody could try. That's BS, dude. Because I did not flirt with those girls. I did not. What about this? What if you applied the same principle of Jesse James to you if the single Charger girls, if they were single? If what now? And you go, hey, listen, what if things aren't going good? What if they haven't been going good? If Jamie and I were separated on the outs, you're damn right I would have hit on those girls. Damn right. Now, then that's what you're saying. Yeah, you're freaking right, dude. How many times do you live? You live one time. If Jamie and I weren't together and we hadn't been together for six months, I'd be like, how you doing? What's your name? In a heartbeat. Then that means if things had not been good between Sandra and Jessie for six months, slay it. But why do we think that things were not good between Sandra and Jessie? Because that's what Jessie told her.

1:42:08Oh, we're going to believe her. Yeah, you can't believe a stripper. I mean, my God, that's the whole issue. That's what I said to Jay because Jay was kind of saying the same thing during the commercial break. And I said, listen, just because Bill Clinton was a cheater doesn't make him a thief. Okay, Whoopi had a good point. Listen to what this Michelle said in the interview with Australian show yesterday or today or whenever it was. She said, I want to apologize to Sandra for any pain, you know, but the entire reason Sandra has. had gotten additional pain is because of the words she's saying about how intimate they were two or three times a night, about how they had this big affair, about sharing the text messages, about sharing the t-shirt that has his DNA sample on it. Like, why are you doing all of that if you don't want to cause Sandra any more pain? Yeah, who saves that t-shirt? That's creepy. Monica Lewinsky? No. No, I get it. Like a real classy broad, obviously. Someone that's meaning to bring that to light saves that t-shirt. Woman scorned. No. Why would a woman scorn and be like, I'm going to throw that away. What if she didn't throw... Okay, I'm just going to play devil's advocate. What if she didn't throw it away because she thought nobody would believe her? Right. Like the two women on my right and my left? Why does anyone need to believe her? Exactly. So that she doesn't get called a whore, a slut, and this and that walking down the street like she already is. A t-shirt with DNA doesn't prove that she's not a slut. I'm not saying that she is, but she says that they had love. Woods, how crazy is it?

1:43:33that the two men on the show... Are defending the woman. And the two women on the show are like... No, I'm not... See, I'm completely on the girls' team. Let's hear it. Jay is very logical. I am on the girl's side. There's no way. Why do you... Even if you don't think people are going to believe you, why do people have to believe you? If it's something intimate and you're personal... And you just want to keep it between the two of you. Yep, going to hold on to this shirt to make sure people don't think I'm a whore. Really? Because you're a whore? Because you have the shirt. You also said that because of the way she looks, she's guilty. I'm saying the fact that she's got the Nazi stuff. She's got all the pictures. She's a stripper. She's a not credible person. Just because. Because she's a stripper, she's a whore. That's not what he said. That's not true. I know lots of strippers that. That's your point, though. And just because Bill Clinton cheated doesn't make him a thief. It means that you can be bad in this area and still capable.

1:44:27of not being bad in this area. Right. And I think that it's wrong to assume that because somebody's bad in a certain area, they're bad in all areas. Well, it attacks her credibility to some degree. Sure. Yeah, absolutely. You've got to admit to that. Sometimes it attacks her credibility that she saved text messages and stuff. No, that she's got Nazi signs on her. Yeah, I don't know about that stuff. She talks about it. I have a clip of her addressing that very thing. What do you think is the biggest misconception? The biggest misconception is that I'm a Nazi, I'm a racist, white supremacist, which is absolutely not true. I just like swastikas. Now that one I'll say, I mean, listen, I'll tell you. Does she have swastika tattoos? Well. Yeah. Is it swastikas? Yeah, she has one on her stomach. Yeah, see, now that's the deal. I mean, that one, and that's what I, in every argument that I want to have, I only want to deal with what is solid. Information. That must make her a whore, I bet, if she has this mask. No, it doesn't make her a whore. It must. It's got to. We sort of implied. We sort of implied. We sort of implied earlier. And we kind of lumped it in with everything else. A little bit. Well, she's a Nazi and she's a whore. No. You guys. Did we not? We didn't lump it in? Okay. We did. 100%. Okay. Oh, my goodness. She is the other woman who stepped in on Sandra Bullock's marriage to Jesse James. She had an affair. Now, maybe he did tell her that. And no one.

1:45:47believes that Jesse James is a saint. He is worse than scum. Yeah, speculation. Everything you're saying is speculation. She's talking about it. Openly. About the size of his piece. No, no, no, no, no. What we know for a fact is that they cheated. Yes. What we don't know for a fact and can only go off evidence, and the evidence is the testimony of a personal witness. See, because all this stuff, I always take it like I always take it like a lawyer. Honestly, whenever we're talking about this stuff, I go into my head goes into lawyer mode and I try to be like a computer and I try to take the emotion out of it. And I just try to go, what are the facts? Instead of going, that's a and she and I'm like, well, that's too easy. No one's like calling her that. There are plenty of statements to back it up. So here's what we know for a fact. Her personal testimony. Her personal testimony is what we've been saying. Her personal testimony is that she didn't know. That's what she says. Now, maybe she's lying. Maybe she is.

1:46:51I don't know that, though. All I know is that she says that she thought he wasn't married. Then why come forward? That's all I... She's mad. You know what I did? When I got cheated on, I drove down to the dude's place and I waited so that I could tell him, hey, she had you as a boyfriend and me as a boyfriend and it was nutty. And people would go, why do that? Why not just stay home? You knew about it. Why did you embarrass yourself? What's the matter with you? Why are you embarrassing yourself? How about the girl that we had in the first week we were on the show that slept on her boyfriend's floor because she didn't want to leave? Yeah, but that's different than you're dealing with. with someone that is in the public eye. That's a lot different. She's now, okay, she's now putting, if she's dealing with someone in the public eye and she comes out to say it, she knows what follows. It's scrutiny among her and I think what I'm saying is she wanted that scrutiny because it led to downloads. It led to people knowing who she was. At the time that I did my deal where I drove down to this dude's house to tell him about how she had been cheating with both of us, I was on the radio at night. The only reason I didn't go on the air and talk about it on the air is because I probably would have gotten fired. Right. I probably would have gotten fired. But if I didn't think I was going to get fired, I'd have been a man scorned. And I'd have been like, really? Well, we're going to make some stuff. What if the girl was Sandra Bullock? If the girl was Sandra Bullock, would you have called a press conference? Absolutely. If I thought that that was going to jack her up. She jacked him up.

1:48:15His life is effed up. Like, really? This is her thinking. Maybe. I'm just throwing it out there. I mean, I think this is what she would say, too. Really? You're going to do that to me? Really? But, Mike, if you knew you had some skeletons in your closet and you're dealing with someone like Sandra Bullock, wouldn't you know that it would come back to you and all of a sudden your life would be under the microscope? Even in that clip, she does something stupid where she goes, we did it three times. And I think that's directed at Jesse. Jesse. It's all directed at Jessie. I think it's all about her showing Jessie. Okay, but she doesn't understand why people are calling her names on the street. Has she not seen what happened with Tiger Woods? And every single woman that came forward to say about Tiger Woods, wouldn't it occur to her? Like, I wonder if people are going to look badly about me since I'm doing the exact same thing that they did to Tiger. She's loving it. Well, I think this, too. You guys are talking about a lot of, like, rational thinking and i don't think that this stuff like i wasn't rational when i drove down when i drove down to that dude's house i wasn't like hang on a second let me break out a pen and paper here i'm gonna i'm gonna put one side over here the pros of doing this one side over here the cons of doing it you kind of have to be rational okay why not just go straight to sandra and say look i was having an affair with your with your husband having an affair with your husband and this is what went on

1:49:38Case closed. Okay, I got it. I know why. But then you go, okay, now I'm going to go to Australia and I'm going to be on TV. I'm going to get paid appearances. All of a sudden, you're not doing it for scoring. She has a child that she's not here with. Bro, here's the deal. Here's the deal. Do you remember Steve Phillips? Remember Steve Phillips, the ESPN guy? Yeah. Remember the girl he was cheating with, Brooke Hundley was her name? What did Brooke Hundley do? She went right to the wife. Yeah, she went right to the wife. And what did we say about Brooke Hundley? Crazy whore. Right. How could she do that? I never said that about her. Homewrecking whore. People did. People did. Oh, absolutely. I don't know. Not we. I'm saying, what did people say about it? People did. And she was, she's like, hey, I'm going to take this right to Mrs. Phillips and, you know, we're going to air this. It's all about getting that scumbag dude in trouble. Now, I will say this about Brooke Hundley. I didn't see Brooke Hundley as any victim. And the reason that I didn't is because she knew he was married. Right. She knew he was married so much. It's still all about the man. She went to his house. It's all about the man. Did she call herself a victim? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I played clips of Brooke where she was saying he manipulated her. He did this to her. He did that. And I'm like.

1:50:48Listen, I don't think anybody put a gun to your head. Right. You know what I mean? He's a sharp dude. Yeah. Steve Phillips, sharp guy, makes some money. He's a sharp dude. M1 Michelle. Yes. Go ahead. Okay, I'm so angry with you guys right now because I'm going through what you guys are talking about. And women are manipulating. This woman pretended to be my friend as she was trying to get my husband out the door. She got my husband. She screwed him. She made sure she let me know, and it was vindictive. It wasn't like, oh, let me just tell you what's going on. And the way I look at it, if you're going to go by God's law, you don't go and screw anybody until your marriage is done and over with. Yeah, I agree with you, Michelle. I got no problems with that, and I'm very, very sorry that you're going through that. I mean, that's so painful, and I'm really sorry that you're going through that. But, I mean, listen to Wood say, oh, well, if me and my wife weren't together for six months and these girls were in there, yeah, I'd flirt with them. Well, you know, what about trying to make your marriage work? Well, you know what? What if you've tried? And flirting isn't the same as screwing. And my wife can flirt with whoever she wants because you know why? I trust my freaking wife. And my wife trusts me. But you're not supposed to because what you're doing is you're putting those thoughts in your head. And basically what you're doing is you're opening those doors for, oh, well, maybe this girl is good, too.

1:52:08I can't say to a beautiful woman, boy, you sure are beautiful. Well, no, that's not flirting. That's not flirting? No, that's not flirting. That's just complimenting somebody. Okay, that's what I did is I complimented them. That is flirting? I think that's flirting. If you say to somebody that they're beautiful? Why would you just out of the blue say, boy, you're a beautiful woman? But like Mikey would say that to you and I. I'm pretty observational. Yeah, I'm pretty observational. And that's not flirting. I say that to Woods. Would you say that to someone that you've never met before, though? It depends on context. Off the air, I don't know that I would say that. On the air, I might say it observationally. You know, as an observation. Now, depending on how I do it, though, if I do it and I'm like, so, lady. Has anybody ever told you how beautiful you are? That's flirting. To say we've got some cheerleaders in the studio and these are beautiful women. Not, that's observational. But to say, boy, you're a beautiful woman. Yeah, I mean, listen. Do I tilt my head like that when I do it? And wink. That really sucks for that caller. And, I mean, that's awful. But everything is a case-by-case basis. There's no generalization. And to call my marriage into question and my attitude about my wife is BS. And if you want to write me privately about it, have at it. But I have a really good marriage that I work my ass off on.

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2:01:07If you want to interact on the topic that we've been talking about this morning, you can join our Facebook fan page. Go to Facebook.com, just type in The Mikey Show, and you can interact there. I thought you did that on purpose. No, no, no. My mic was off. I thought Mikey shut me down on purpose. No. It says it's off. It says it's off again. Go to Facebook.com. Type in The Mikey Show. We got about 7,700 fans. You can join the Facebook fan page and tell us how you feel. That was a very, very exciting topic. It was great. I'm ready for this parody. Woodsy really liked it. It was fabulous. It was your favorite segment we've done yet. Fabulous.

2:02:24Let's see. First, the six secret menus. You can't wait for this, huh? Yeah. I've said it for 100 years. I know. I haven't got to. All right, I'm going to start with In-N-Out Burger. We all know the big secret, right? Yeah, it's animal style. Animal style, yeah. What? You know about animal style? No. What is it? Fill me in. You tell them you want animal style. I'm not from California. What is it? No, no, no. Tell me. Animal style is when they throw on a bunch of extra stuff like grilled onions and stuff like that on your burger. Yeah. And it's not on the menu. It's something they'll never put on the menu. It's like a secret thing. Didn't you get grilled onions there? Yeah. You didn't ask for animal style. You just asked for grilled onions. Yeah. It's the same thing. Is it? Yeah, I could have got the same thing if I... No. No. You know what the difference with animal style is? What? Mustard. Oh. They cook the beef patty in mustard or something like that. Yeah. They cook the onions. When they grill the onions, they grill them with a dollop of mustard. I didn't want that.

2:03:19Also at In-N-Out, you can get the double meat, which is two beef patties. You can get the three by three or the four by four. Yeah, they'll make them crazy. Which is like three or four patties, whatever you want. If you want the three by three, yeah. I've never understood multiple hamburger patties. I've never understood that, why somebody wants multiple. Why don't you ever have them thicker? There's only one place where I understand it. It's on the Billy Goat Tavern in Chicago. famous on SNL, the cheeseburger cheeseburger. When you walk in there, me and Mike will walk in for lunch and they'll go, Mike and I will order, can we get two single cheeseburgers? They'll go, no single, you big man, double for you. You get double, no triple, triple. They used to force you to get a triple cheeseburger. Really? Force you. Did you have a choice? That would really bum me out if they were like, no. No. Yeah. No, sir, you're too short and fat. You get quadruple. Yeah. You keep the plump. Yeah, I get eight burgers. I'm trying to be smaller. Great. You can also at In-N-Out get protein style, which is like the burger wrapped in lettuce. Lauren? Yeah, I knew about that. And you can get a grilled cheese. What about lettuce wrapped in lettuce? Can I get that?

2:04:30With some pickles on the side? What about radishes? Yeah. Then at In-N-Out, they can do a grilled cheese, too. If your kids don't want a whole burger, just get a little grilled cheese. And they can even put the works on it. Maybe I make that right there. That's what Rebecca gets. Sometimes. No, no, no, no, no. She has gotten it. Oh, okay. Because I know that she loves In-N-Out. She's like me. It's her favorite thing. Mm-hmm. Okay, now, I knew about all those In-N-Out ones, but there's some other ones I didn't know about, like... At McDonald's, they have the Land, Sea, and Air Burger. Have you ever heard of this? It's one beef patty, one McChicken patty, and one fish filet, all sandwiched between a single land, sea, and air burger. Are you kidding me? That's repugnant. Please call in if you've ever had one. I've got to know how nasty that is. Sounds pretty crazy. Also, they have biscuits and gravy, which is not on the menu. McDonald's. What? Yeah. It says available during breakfast hours only. This combo used to be on the official menu but was removed in the 80s. Why do they do that? Why do they take things off? Because it's not popular enough to have real estate space? Yeah. But they still keep it in the kitchen. They're still, like, paying that food in there. They do that. They have to bring it back. What do you mean by that? Well, for instance, that. If it goes away for a while, I thought that they actually don't supply it anymore. Well, they're saying that they do have this. It's just not printed.

2:05:49And there's enough to know about it that they're in stock. I know, it's weird. But they said it's only during breakfast hours. They also have chicken and waffles. Where? Where? McDonald's. At McDonald's. No, they don't. But it's described as a McGriddle sandwich with chicken in the middle. So it's like a waffle with chicken in the middle. All in. I'm 100% in. So you walk up, you're like, I had chicken and waffles. I want to call McDonald's and see if this is all legit. Oh, yeah. Because this is so surprising to me. Sounds delicious. You call, you're like, do you have biscuits and gravy? He's like, who's this? This is Woods. I work on the Mikey Show. Is there a password? Yeah, what's the password? Dude, yeah, you're going to need to keep that real quiet. Don't be calling over the phone and talking about it. You're that guy that hates women, right? Yeah, go ahead. Are you alone? I heard about you. At McDonald's, you can also get a pie McFlurry. Now, it's a McFlurry blended with a single. My wife just threw up. Yeah. No. Guaranteed. She hates pie. My wife hates pie. Hates it. She hates pie. Hates it. It grosses her. She hates all pie. All pie. It could be pie made of gold. She'd be out on it, dude. It could be an In-N-Out pie. She'd be disgusted by it. Shepherd's pie? Shepherd's pie. Gross. That is gross. Pie McFlurry is a McFlurry blended with a single serving pie.

2:07:09So I guess the pie is in there. It's probably like those fried pies and then just mix it up and it's pretty good. Actually, I'm in. Mike, you in on that? Your mouth swatter. All I know is that when you say it, I'm like, maybe I would. Remember the fried apple pies? Delicious. They're delicious. So it's mixed into the mixture? Yeah, it's like a flurry. I'm in on it. You can get a Big Mac with quarter pounder patties. As opposed to what are they? Big Mac patties. They're a little thin. Big Mac patties are thin. You get the bigger. Thicker patties on a Big Mac. You got a problem if you're doing that? Yeah. If that's what you're doing, you should be hearing dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. It's like intervention. Yeah. There should be people coming over to your house in the afternoon to meet with you and your family. So this has been a problem for a while, but we're just addressing it now. It's like Ina Garten and the Barefoot Contestant. Thank you. Thanks a lot. Thanks. They also have the All-American, which is just a regular hamburger with pickles and ketchup only. It's a tough room. Yeah, it is. They have a big McChicken, which is a Big Mac in which McChicken patties replace the bun. A big McChicken. Yeah. The poor man's Big Mac. Order a double cheeseburger with lettuce and Big Mac sauce and ask for onions and lettuce, both of which are free on the side. Then doctor your burger yourself. What? Is this intervention? Yeah. For people that order this? Mm-hmm. If you order this, it's time. You can get fries with Big Mac sauce.

2:08:35Oh, that's delicious. That is good. Mike spent four months in a treatment facility. You know what? I feel great. I just, I haven't had a desire for one. What were you doing, Mike? Just trying to go day by day. Not, what was I doing back when I was? Yeah, yeah. When you were, what were you, like, what was your vice? My vice was land and seas. How many land and seas were you eating a day? Eight or nine. Eight or nine. Eight or nine of them. So you really liked that combo of the chicken. Fish and beef all mashed together. Oh, my gosh. When you say it, just... When you say it, it's like... It sounds like romance. But I'm better in... I've got a really good one. I got a really good secret deal. What? There's a place in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, and it's called Lucky's Diner. And if you walk into Lucky's, and you sit down and you ask for the 777... I've been there. Have you done this? No. It's not on the menu. It's called the 777. You get a steak. and three shrimp and a salad for $7.77. Yeah, I told my boys about it. They went and they said it was huge. They ate it every day. I got one for you. Denny's. Do you know about Denny's secret menu? No. Is there anything on there about it? No. The only other one I have that's any good is Starbucks. There's a whole list.

2:09:54Give me a couple. Okay. You can get a short drink, which is if you don't want a tall, you can get something in a kid's size. And they don't have it on the menu. They don't offer it to you. You know, they don't just tell you, but you can order. I want a short drink. You can get a biscotti frappuccino. Yeah. They put a biscotti in your drink. A red eye is a shot of espresso in a regular drip coffee. Yeah. Black eye, two shots of espresso. Poor man's love. There's a bunch of different things. All right. I got some stuff for you. Denny's. This isn't on the menu. You ready? I'm ready. It's all rock star stuff. They call it their rock star stuff. Jules Acoustic Smoked Chicken Quesadilla. You ready? Quesadilla filled with smoked chicken, a blend of cheeses, spicy red chili sauce, and pico de gallo. Sounds good. Topped with diced avocado and pico de gallo. Served with sour cream and a lime wedge. That's Jules. Jules. Rascal Flatts Unstoppable Breakfast. Biscuits topped with country, fried steak, eggs, the way you like them, and American cheese. Then covered in country gravy and topped with bacon. Sounds healthy. Yeah. Tell me. Lauren just threw up in her mouth. Los Lonely Boys Texican Burger. It's topped with grilled onions, pepper jack cheese, jalapenos, tomatoes, and tangy barbecue sauce. Served with new wavy cut french fries. And how about the Juba Burrito? Juba? Juba stank. Yep. Burrito with spicy chicken strips, onion crispers, pepper jack cheese, cheese sauce.

2:11:20And barbecue sauce. Whoa. These are not on the menu, but you can go in there and you can order them. They're available if you know to ask for them. So all of these things that I just told you about, thoroughly disgusted pepper, none of it is appealing to her. Sorry, I was sleeping under the counter. What was it? Yeah, I'll try to put some of the good ones we talked about, like McDonald's ones and stuff, on my blog later on. Go and go check that out. You can get a veggie burger option from Burger King. I know that. Yeah. If we, on the Mikey Show, if we start to talk about barley, wheat, whole grains. Corn husks. Corn husks. Or coconut shells. Wheat grass. Most of the audience would tune out, but I'd be pumped. But she would be so perky. She would really be listening. I had some coconut water the other day. I have to tell you. It was disgusting. It had chunks of coconut in it. I would think you would really love that. Wait a minute. The girl with chunks of mushroom floating in her vinegar right now? It was like... This stuff just slides down, you know? It's kind of like an oyster shooter. The chunks in the coconut, you couldn't... You had to chew on them. I love coconut. It was gross. And there was sugar. There's not supposed to be sugar. Oh, my goodness.

2:12:41Did you write a letter? What's that? Did you write a letter? No, I dumped it down the drain. Did you write a letter to Sugar? Dear Sugar. Dear Sugar. How dare you? That's it. Dear Sugar. Yeah, she signed it. Signed by Pearl Bryant. Signed by Pearl Bryant. Well, because she's so healthy, we thought, man, how did her boyfriend, Matt, ever break through that hard coconut shell? It's a tough shell to crack through. Guitar solves a lot. It does. He's a guitar player. A singer-songwriter. So maybe this is what it would have sounded like if he was trying to woo her. I love it already. I'd never seen a vegan until the day that I met you. Although I used to feast on beef, now I... Wow.

2:14:06Every squirrel needs a tiny acorn. Egan girl, keep me warm. Good job. To the farmer's market. I never knew how crazy the love of an earthy girl could get. So now I feel like eating beef tonight. Oh, my God. Slayed him. Yeah. Right then and there. Wow.

2:15:33Lauren, what did you say after he sang that to you? I just... Take your pants off. She said, get out of my dreams and into my car. Exactly. I couldn't have said it better myself. Yeah. Wow. Well done, Matt. I can't believe you guys dug that up. That's amazing. Well, he let us go through his cassette tapes. Yeah, he did. Where he had recorded songs for you. That's Vegan Girl Keep Me Warm. Wow. Bathe with me in husks of corn. I love the corn. I wonder if he co-wrote it with my friend Stephen Woods because there's some phrases in there that were just, you know. Very Woods-esque. Like what, make it right? And feast on. Slay. Slay. I wanted a feast on beef, but I'll choke that feeling down. I love it. All right, we'll see you later. 570-1949. That was great. What, do you feel like you ran a marathon today? I do. I'm exhausted. You're already exhausted? Yeah. It's hysterical. Just getting filleted every day. It's perfect. Why don't we talk about spanking then and really fire the phones up? Yeah, I'm not saying a word. Naughty. Creepy. Super creepy. You gotta get in my area there, Pepper. What did she say earlier? She was like... I said intimate skin. Yeah. Intimate skin.

2:17:02I'm really starting to love that song. That's weird. We should do a parody to that. Just throw words in. We should do a video parody with Woods in a kimono. Wow. That's hopefully with clothes underneath. Yes. You've got to give it its artistic integrity. Really? You've got to keep it artistic. You've got to keep the integrity. What, Mikey? I know it's inappropriate, but I wanted to do it justice. Well, I'm going to give you this email. Whether you like it or not, it's coming at you. It has to do with spanking. Oh, yeah. Because I have a spanking news article, too, today. What is it? That was in the news. It said that spanking kids leads to more aggressive behavior. I guess they did a study on 2,500 youngsters at Tulane. And they said that those who were spanked frequently at the age of three were more likely to be aggressive by the age of five. Really? Pretty smart youngsters that went to Tulane. Yeah, they were.

2:18:20A lot of, they're geniuses. Prodigies. Yeah, we're trying to get our kid into Tulane right now. How's he doing? He finishes that with his essay? Yeah, he hasn't made it yet. Maybe you cracked the whip. Yeah. Well, I believe in spanking, but my wife doesn't. I'm a pretty aggressive guy, if you didn't know, and was never spanked. I'm not aggressive at all, and I was spanked. So, I'm not aggressive. So, all scientific facts out the window. I am not aggressive, and I was spanked. I am, I can be aggressive. And I was spanked. Pepper, you're a tornado. So don't even, were you spanked? Yep. Oh, no. Would you like to be again? Okay, weird. Jane, how could you do that to your wife? I don't get it. You know it. You ready to hear this email now? Y'all. Ridiculous. So, M1 Smackdown wrote us. Smackdown. Mikey, I need your help. I've been going out with my girlfriend now for two years. And about a year ago, she moved into my house. She has an eight-year-old son. I love him, but he's a holy terror. He walks all over his mom. Now he's walking all over me. His dad is not in the picture, and his mom has a hands-off approach. She keeps saying that he'll grow out of it. I think he needs his butt spanked, but his mom has made it clear that it's not up to me. They live in my house, but it's not up to me. Please advise. My advice is...

2:19:52Whatever mom says goes. Yep. Whatever mom says goes. Yeah. That's his mama. That's his mom. Yeah. But you know what? He's living. It's like saying if you had a roommate, you have no say over what's going on with that roommate. Yeah. What do you mean? Well, I mean, he's living in your house. He's. He's abusing your stuff, and he's taking advantage of you, and you have no say. All right, what if you have a roommate? Because the roommate is somebody that you know, and they moved into your house, they got a kid. Are you allowed to spank him? I wouldn't say spank him, but you definitely have to get... He has to go to her and get a firm understanding of where they're going. I think he should be able to discipline the child, not physically. Well, if he asks her, I mean... She said no. She said no? Yeah. Is that what the email was? Yeah, the mom is the hands-off. She's the hands-off. But that doesn't mean she said no. That just means she's like, whatever, dude. She did. She said she made it very clear. It means you can't spank. Read it again. She got hands-off approach. She says he walks all over his mom. Now he's walking all over me. His dad's not in the picture, and his mom has a hands-off approach. She keeps saying that he will grow out of it. So whatever her approach is, maybe she's got a disciplinary formula that she follows. It just doesn't include, as my wife calls it,

2:21:11My wife does this. I go, every time she says this, I go, really? She goes, it just doesn't include physical violence. Really? See, but spankings, man, they taught me some good. Yeah. You know, and never once did I think anything bad about my parents. I just knew I did something wrong. This was what was going to happen. Those were your parents. Yeah. No, I understand. And I know that there's nothing wrong with people who don't spank. You know, people have their own preference. Yeah. And, you know, as long as it's nothing too crazy, you know, obviously it shouldn't be violent. I think every kid. But a pat on the butt, you know. The wild card in this in this thing is that the real father, the biological father is out of the picture. That's kind of the wild card, because had he been in the picture, the answer would be clear cut. Zero percent. Do you spank that kid? Zero percent. Wait a minute, wait a minute. That's 100%. Question, question. Would you still say the same thing if these two were married? Yeah, I would. Why? Because nobody should put their hands on a child that isn't theirs. Yeah, but that is theirs. But if they get married, then the child is... No, it is not. It's still his. Oh, okay, wait. I'm saying if the other dude is around, that changes everything. But what if he talked to the other dude? If the other father said...

2:22:32Hey, man, you have every right to smack my kid on the butt when I'm not around. Be disciplined him. Okay. I mean, you got their permission. But if you don't have it, you do not touch that child. Oh, yeah. Now I got a problem. I think now we're going to disagree. See, but because I am. Okay. You go first. I'll disagree because I'll say, okay, let's say they got married. Right. Okay. So Susie and Bob are married and Bill is the father. But he's he's around. He's out of the. They have. Yeah. They have custody. He's around. He has custody. He has custody. But they're not married anymore and now I'm married. Correct. Right. I am his stepfather now. I understand that you're his father. Yes. I understand that you're his father. I'm his dad. You're also the one that made a choice. Okay. You guys decided to split up. One of the consequences of that is that she's going to remarry. She's remarried. It's me. Yeah. So I'm now his dad. He lives. You're his stepdad, pal. I understand. I'm his dad. I understand. I understand. With all due respect, you're right. I'm his stepdad. He lives in our home. We have a home together. And he lives in my home half the time, too. Right. He does. And when he's there, you can discipline him. Obviously, he's in your home. And when he's in your home, my wife can discipline him. And if you have a problem, then you come to me and I'll discipline him. But you don't lay your hand on my child. Ever, pal. Wow. Never. Mikey. Even if it's a stepdad. Yeah. Man, that's having your cake and eating it, too. It's like, hey, listen, I get to do whatever I want. You lost your kid. Yeah, you can't just make those rules.

2:23:55Your ex-wife married Mikey because he's a good man and because she loves him and obviously because he's good for the child. I'm a stepmother. Jenna's never been spanked. But if she did something and I spanked her on the butt, I guarantee Todd would not question it for a second. That's the key. Then let me ask you this, Woods. What about this? Let's say you're a dad that does not believe in spanking, right? And you're the ex. I'm living with your ex-wife. We're married now. Correct. Your ex-wife believes in spanking. She can spank him. I cannot? Right. Really? Whoa. Yeah, man. I'm still in the picture. That's still my child. I'm still a good dad. I just don't have him all the time. I have half custody or whatever. And if you, Mikey, have a problem with my son, Billy, you come talk to me because I'm his dad. I'm his father. Yeah. So when you're not around. You call me. Really? You text me. You send me a smoke signal. Something. Come on. I understand where you're coming from, Liz. We're at Disneyland, bro. Have his mom do it. Hey, dude. Have his mom do it. Sorry to bother you. No. The mom's not here. Have his mom do it. I took Billy to Disneyland. We're at Disneyland right now. And, you know, I don't know what he did. You can't be called for specific instances. I don't think you understand what a big role a stepparent can be. I think I do. I get calls from Jenna's school. Right.

2:25:21Like, I am a parent. I am one of her parents. Absolutely. I know I'm not a birth parent. I did not give birth to her. But her mom would not question. She knows that I love Jenna. Right. Do you have, so you guys have worked that out? Yeah. Oh, then that's fine. Because you worked it out. But not every instance is Deanna going to call Jenna's mom. But I just think that, you know, even though this, I see where you're coming from 100%. But being. A step-parent, you shouldn't need the parent's permission every single time you do something. To spank, you should. If I'm the dad, and you guys know how I roll. I know how you roll. If I'm the dad, right, and I don't want some guy disciplining my kid, maybe I work it out with my wife. Wait a minute. What if she cheated? What if she cheated? Then you wouldn't. Hey, listen. That's your number one, bro. It all goes. Listen, divorce. It's divorce. That's your number one. Absolutely. It's divorce time. However, if she's gone and she's with some other guy, what am I going to do? You know what I mean? Like you can't say you can't discipline. You're the new husband. Discipline. You can. You can't lay your hands on my son.

2:26:34It's not your fault that your ex-wife decided to cheat and then go remarry. She didn't get your permission. She's an adult. She can go do whatever she wants. Bro, that puts a crazy, that does put a crazy twist in it. Yeah, and Mike, seriously. I mean, we're speaking very hypothetically. Okay, let's say that in that situation, I still say the same thing. Like, I still, I know I can't. Bro, like, fundamentally. Discipline him all you like. Do not put your hands on him. Oh, ride the pony, Mikey. Ride the pony. He's got his glow sticks out. And he's chewing on a pacifier. Ah, the old days. I did what? I said, ah, the old days. We and Mikey have raves in Dallas. We just go raves all the time. It's a nutcase today. 5701949. Phone lines. Weird. This song is nuts. People will side with you. Now they're polarized. Half of them are for you, half of them are for me. You did put a good chink in it, though, when you said that, Pepper. The cheating. The cheating thing. Cheating mama. But still, I still think I keep my same opinion. You wouldn't have worked it out, bro, if she cheated. You just wouldn't have, because that's your bit. Yeah. Yeah, if you cheat, it's over. And custody usually gets favored to the mother. Absolutely. Even if she cheats. Right. And if she meets somebody else and...

2:28:11She doesn't have to get your stamp of approval to get remarried to this guy. No, she doesn't. And if she believes in spanking and her and the new husband are going to spank, it's the new dad. She's living there. Imagine little Jakey coming and saying, Daddy, Bill spanked me really hard. Break my heart. He spanked me really hard. Dude, it would break my heart. And you would have no feelings of wanting to beat the crap out of Bill. I would. I would. I would. I would. We got a break? We have to break. All right. Into the Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Long day, honey? Uh-huh. I desperately need a trip to Blissville. Let's go. I'm totally craving a frappe at Mickey D's. A frappe what? Frappe. You're not making any sense. A frappe, as in McCafe frappe? What are you talking about? McDonald's takes a little coffee magic ice... Serious sweetness. Then puts it on a blender and makes a delicious cup of perfection. Wow. In mocha or caramel flavors. Nice. I drop a straw through the whipped cream and chocolate or caramel drizzles. And suddenly, I'm on a fast train to Blissville. There room for two on that ride? McDonald's new sweet blended iced McCafe frappes. Made with a hint of coffee and real whipped cream. Your day just got a little cooler and a whole lot sweeter. So how was your first train to Blissville? Sweet. I'm thinking of making water.

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2:34:24Okay. Lauren. I was a bit of a pyro when I was a kid. I knew how it worked. I knew how destructive it was. I still started fires on the regs. And Jay. This is a paid gig. I'm 100% in. This is The Mikey Show on FM 94.9. 570-194.9. Topic is, what do you do if you are dating a girl? She's got a kid. Kid's being bad. Your form of discipline is a spanking. Mom says, nope, don't do that. He's in your house. Got to abide by your rules. Now, earlier, Woodsy was saying, even if you marry a woman with a kid and the mother is the woman that you marry is OK with spanking. But the the biological father is not. Then you don't touch that kid, Woodsy believes. Yeah. And I say, listen, my house, my rules. Wow. In a dream world where you can get whatever you want, that would work.

2:35:49It's the way it works in your house. It's your house. It's your rules. No, I'm saying for Woods. That's what I mean. Like, he can't just say, nope, I'm the dad. Like, it doesn't really work like that. This guy loves. Damn straight, I can. This guy who emailed said he loves the child, too. He's not, like, trying to hurt him. No, he's disciplining. And the kid, whatever the mom's doing, isn't working. But what if Jenna's mother was like, I don't want Jenna to have granola bars. And you were like, I don't see anything wrong with that. Wouldn't you still obey her wishes? Like, whatever it was. I think that I would. Her house. It's Sienna's house. Sienna's house, man. It's Sienna's house. She's the woman of the house. She's that lady's child. Yeah, but I don't think I would. I mean, if it was really something, first of all, she wouldn't say that. Well, I don't know. I just said granola bars. No, she and I get along fine. Everything's good. But I think I would say, you know, if it was something that I was okay with and I didn't see it really bothering, like a granola bar, like I could care less if Jenna eats her granola bar. If it's spanking, if the child is not becoming better, not growing in a, like, you know. the child is rebelling and needs punishment and structure, then you would do it. What if she said, I don't want her, I don't believe in timeouts. I don't want her in timeouts. Todd would say that's ridiculous. And no, if she misbehaves, Sienna can do whatever she wants. Sienna loves her and she loves Sienna. I guess nothing is the same as spanking because it's a physical thing. It's a physical thing. I mean. You're going to do, if parents are split up, a lot of the times they do different forms of discipline. Hey, Jaybird. You in there? Yes, sir. All right. So you and Kim split up.

2:37:18No. It would never happen. Don't even say that. You have one of the most beautiful children I've ever seen. Everybody in this room does, actually. Jasper goes to live with Frankie and Kim. Right. Frankie. Not that Frankie. Dude, I mean, I would probably be the one. All right. He goes to live with Tommy and Kim. And then Jasper comes over for his weekly visit because God knows and the judge knows you're a good dad. You're going to get partial custody for sure. And he comes over and he goes, Daddy, I want to talk to you. I took Tommy's baseball out and I lost it and he spanked me really hard. Probably deserved it. I would say probably deserved it. I think Todd would say that, too. Yeah. I'd say he probably deserved it. He probably deserved it. But what if you're not a spanker? That's the thing. I cannot believe I'm hearing this. The only way it would make it wrong for me is if Mom wasn't. See, because you are a spanker. Well, you're not a spanker because Rebecca doesn't want you to be, but you believe in it. For somebody that doesn't, like, say, Tommy, or Tommy's, what's it? You. Me. The new guy. I have to wonder if...

2:38:31The spanking, the term of spanking I'm thinking about is, this is my spanking. That's yours. If his spanking is a belt, if he's taking his belt off and he's leaving any marks on my son at all, then I've got a problem. But if he's doing it the way that it's intended, it's just a conversation. And I would have that conversation with him, man to man. I'd say, hey. Man, I totally get what you're doing, and I appreciate the fact that I'm not there every day because raising a kid is an everyday, all-day job. If I'm not there, it can't go when I'm not there. He has to be continually raised right. And Jay would know also that Kim... loves the kids more than anything, and she's not going to be with someone who would hurt them. And there's a difference between disciplining a kid and abusing a kid. 100%. So a belt is abuse. A hand is not. It wasn't when I was growing up. When I was growing up, man, I got the belt. My dad did it right. Well, a hand can be abusive. It all depends on force. Absolutely, man. That's what I'm saying. I'm not going to leave that up to some other dude. You already have. No, I haven't.

2:39:34If you're not in the house 24 hours a day. What if it's not my fault? You can't be helped. You mean cheating? You can't be helped. What if it's not my fault? What if she just left Woods because she wanted to? She's at Woods. I mean, everybody knows I'm a D, so hey, I'm leaving you. She's like, I'm out, and I'm taking little Tommy with me. But I'm still a really good dad. You can be a terrible husband and a great father. Listen, you know what that goes back to? Our conversation yesterday. Who's the character you're marrying? Sorry. Sorry. I'm calling BS on that, bro. People go through midlife crises. People change. People cheat. People get tempted. Did your mom and dad go through a midlife crisis? Yes. Are they still married? Yeah. Great. So are mine. They are a rarity. My parents went through a midlife crisis. They got divorced. Okay. You know what? They got back together. Great. After their little midlife crisis was over. Dude, but that's not what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to stay together. And I understand they did. I understand they did. I understand that. It happens in life. It happens. You know, I'm not saying, oh, my gosh. But, dude, you also can't go. There's no consequence to life. You can just do whatever you want. No, you can't. There's consequence. I'm not saying that. But I'm saying I'm not saying that at all. But I'm saying you as some dude that happened to marry my wife because it didn't work out between us as 50 percent of marriages don't.

2:40:51You're not going to lay hands on my child. That's not a consequence of us not getting along. My child getting beaten up by some guy. Or spanked. If my kid's getting beaten up, lay a freaking hand on my child. You're thinking beaten up, though. No, I'm thinking spanked. Okay, you walk in to pick him up, and you walk in, and this guy's got Jasper bent over the lazy boy, and he's swatting his butt. See, even the way you're doing it, it's like I see what you're doing and it's an anger. And he's just... But if he's in there, if Jasper, because he's going to come to look at this guy as a partial dad, no matter what goes on, this is going to become part of his life. And this guy's going to have to have some kind of control over Jasper. He's going to think of him as a dad. He's going to think of him as a dad. My flabber is gasted right now. It's unfortunate. Divorce affects everyone. No question, bro. I mean, it's a hard thing no matter what. If the child, not only being spanked, but like the first time I had to yell at Jenna, oh, I cried. I mean, I did it and then I went in the other room and I cried.

2:41:51Because it's like you never feel good doing anything like that. But it's for the best of the child. Baby, that's you, though. That's you. Like, I know that about you. I know you're not going to hurt Jenna. I don't know this about Tommy that my wife married. I don't know it. Yeah, but you have to know and trust your wife. That's your ex-wife. If I knew and trusted my wife, we'd probably still be married. Yeah, and you probably should have figured that out about her character. Before you got married. Oh, no, I want to do what I want. I want to do what I want. No, I fell in love. I want what I want. Yesterday, yesterday, yesterday. Do you have a DeLorean? Do you have a DeLorean? Do you have a DeLorean? Nope. Hindsight's 20-20, dude. You gave advice to a guy yesterday. Yes. DeLorean hasn't even started. No need for a DeLorean. Dude hasn't even gone to Seattle yet. You're like, tell her. Go for it. You have to tell her. Go for it. The story was, in case people didn't know, a guy wanted to know from Woods yesterday. He says, listen, don't know what to do. I'm with this girl. I really like her. I want to tell her how I feel about her. Oh, yeah. One problem. She's got a boyfriend. I go, dude, tells you about her character. Woods goes, nah. Go for it. You'll kick yourself. You will. Guess what? If he ends up with her, you know what I mean? No, I don't. Okay, well, then I'll paint it for you. It could go south. And it could go north. She's cheating on the boyfriend she has now to talk with that guy. She's going to do it to you because you can't start a relationship based on lies. Yeah, and don't come crying to me when it don't work out. Look at what you saw and you decided to go for it. Be wise. Don't go there. Get out. Bail. Exit. Huge, huge problem with that. Huge. You know what that guy is going to be? Here's going to be that guy. That guy.

2:43:19You can't say with certainty that that's going to be that guy. Right. But what I can tell you is that the odds are significantly raised because of poor judgment. Ten years from now, that dude's going to be on the phone with us. He's going to go like this. Mikey, what do you think about this? I ended up with that girl. She cheated on me. Now she's living with this guy. How old are you? He's got my kid and the guy, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. How old are you? Me, personally? Yes. 39. Are you a different dude now than you were at 25? Absolutely. 100%. You're 180 degrees. Rebecca shouldn't have married me or been with me the old dude. You know why? I was a philanderer. You grew. I was egotistical. I was manipulative. I was a liar. I was a cheater. I was a fink. You grew. A fink? Yeah. I was a fink. You were a fink. Yeah. I was terrible. Bro, you grew. You changed. Your whole life changed. And when I do, and when I grew, and when I changed, she married me. But people also go the other way due to... like instances in life, like, you know, tragedies that occur, addictions that occur, lapses in judgment, whatever it is. So sometimes things just don't work out. Yes. Cheating, stuff like that. That's not always, the writing's not always on the wall. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. I get what you're saying. You marry somebody that does have a really great character and halfway along the way they go south and it turns ugly. Correct. I get it.

2:44:41I mean, yeah, I don't disagree with that. We all know that. Looking back, I would have done a billion things different. I'm going to tell you the truth, though. I don't. I'm just being honest with you. I never hear those stories. What I always hear is, yeah, I probably should have. Yeah, I probably should have. Yeah, but I can tell you from my own experience, man. I hear plenty of it. He's not the man I married. I don't know who. You hear that all the time. You know what I think you find if you investigate just a tiny bit? He really was that man. He really was that man. He really was. You're crazy. You know what? You're crazy. You're crazy. You're crazy, man. It's Perfectville. You're being in Perfectville again. No, it isn't. It's being, it's being, it's being, like, think. Be smart. You're not a fortune teller. Okay, okay. What Mikey's trying to say, and I understand both of your sides 100%, but I think what Mikey's trying to say is in a lot of these instances, there are situations where cheating is in your face. You know it's happened. You know, maybe there was a divorce already before you're married. These are things you have to look at beforehand and know this is a part of that person's character. Do I want to be with that person? Oh, man. This lady was strongly agreeing with Woodsy.

2:45:57And now, Nancy, call back. Yeah. Because we got off. We got off. We got off on a hypothetical. Let's get him. Assuming that the girl was cheap. It's blowing up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. M1 Lizzie, are you there? Hey, guys. Hi. How are you guys doing? Good. A little heated in here. It's been one of those days. Well, I was just calling in because, you know, Winder and I have lots of experience with this. We have six kids between us, kids on my side and his side. And I have to agree 110% with Woods on this. I would never in a million years dream of even putting a hand on one of Winder's kids. And I know he wouldn't ever dream of doing the same with one of mine. But when it comes to ours together, we do have to spank because our son is kind of out of control. So wait a minute. So does that mean that if he's not around, you don't discipline the kid? No, there's a difference, I would say, in disciplining and spanking. I would never lay a hand on another person's child unless, you know, there was some kind of agreement with that. But the main reason I called in, that's something you guys aren't really touching on, in my opinion. In the email, they said the child was eight years old. Is that correct? Mm-hmm. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, wait, though. Lizzie, are you guys married?

2:47:22We're not married, no. You shouldn't be laying your hands on him. You're not married. So marriage constitutes... I think marriage makes a huge difference. You get a license to spank when you get married. You get your spanking license. I went from being Jenna's dad's girlfriend to Jenna's technically mom, you know? Yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean, it's in the name. We consider ourselves all, might as well be married. We've been together so long. Absolutely. But the thing that you're not touching on that I just wanted to bring up was I think that... You know, I have a 10-year-old daughter. I can't even imagine at 8 years old spanking her. I mean, I could see 2, 3, maybe 4 years old. But as they get older, I think the punishments need to be altered. And I think spanking would be a little... What does it go to? How do you start to... She just said 3, 4, 5 years old. 3 or 4, yeah. I think once they hit 6, 7, 8, I think that's a little old to be spanking. What do you do then? Do you reason with them? You reason with them? I don't know. You take something away? I got spanked until I was that old. Did you? Yeah. I was 34 when I stopped. I think I got spanked once in my entire life, and it was when I was 15. But that's the difference, though, is look at, you know, she said she's been spanked once. Woods was never spanked. You guys have a different perspective of being spanked as, like, it's a bad thing. To me, to Jay, to Mike.

2:48:45To me, to Jay, to Mike, to Lauren, maybe, who have all been spanked, it's not a big deal to us because it wasn't anything painfully or abusive. I don't know. I got paddled in school. I went to a school where they paddled us. Didn't like it. Didn't like it at all. Really? Yeah, I loved it. Hated it. Okay, well. And it hurt. I was like in paddle clubs. You know, like the rest of us loved it. Playing paddle ball. It's a little creepy. Being yelled at or being punished, you're not going to like that either because it's a form of punishment. Right. Regardless, you're not going to like it. The kid's not. M1 Flagbot. First of all, I just wanted to say that, you know, I think it all depends on how young the kid is. Plus, you know, the kid's a little parent. Kind of a different thing. You can hear Woods, how he talks about the situation. You can clearly tell that Woods doesn't have kids, right? Am I right? Right. Listen to Jay, he does have kids. But, you know, my wife... Totally different. Totally different. You're his dad now. Legally, you are his father. Right. Bro, you can discipline him all you want. If it's my child, you just can't put your hands on him. You can discipline that kid. You can put him in timeout. You can take his PlayStation. You can verbally tell him what you're doing is wrong.

2:50:38But you just can't put your hands on him. What about your dad? Did your dad ever... Let's say your dad spanked you. Uh-huh. What would you think about the other dad going, don't you dare do that. That's my son. He wasn't in the picture. But what if he was? But he wasn't. Okay, let's say he was and he said, don't you dare. That's my son. Your dad would have been like, really? I think he's kind of my son. I don't think... Well... He wasn't in the picture. That's the deal. But if he was, if he was, you would have said. He's the only dad I've ever had. Yeah. That's it. Now, let's say he was in the picture and he was still there in terms of like, okay, I got him on the weekend, that kind of thing. He would have had every right to say no. Really? Absolutely, dude. I agree. But look at, okay, look at me and don't put. necessarily my character into perspective but i i mean i guess you kind of need to but just look at me i'm a stepmom you see how i am with jenna yes i 100 have nothing but love for jenna and i feel i'm not her birth mom but i feel like i'm her parent i feel like i can punish her however i want and i don't think anyone would question that because it's very obvious that i love her absolutely she's with me all the time so if you were the dad or if

2:51:54You were in my situation. Would you be mad at me if I spanked her? If I told you not to, I would. Yeah. But you're not the boss of me. Yeah. I'm the boss of my freaking child, though. You're not. I'm also a boss in your child's life. You're so much a boss of your kid that you're not in his life anymore. Because we got divorced, Mike. Work it out. Work it out. You know what, man? It gets me just as fired up. I'm telling you, man. I just get so crazy about it. I'm like, freaking work it out. That's why we have 50%. You know why we have 50%? Because people go, you know what? Let's break up. But not, maybe it wasn't that father's choice. Maybe it was the woman's choice. Bro, I've got, okay, I've got a friend that his wife is, has basically run around on him pretty good. He's got kids. He is a phenomenal father, was a phenomenal husband. And he's like, why do I want to work it out with this girl? Why would I ever want to work it out with her? Because she's awful. Ever poor? You know her? Yeah. At her core, she's an awful, awful... Is she, though? Let me ask you. The way you're looking at me right now says he didn't just find that out, bro. He did. He did. Bro, a life change happened. She had to go back to work. Things happened. She had been staying at home with the kids. Then she wasn't. She got out in the world. Got a little tempted. Things got a little crazy. This was not her character when he married her. I've known him for 20 years. I know a guy going through something similar.

2:53:20When he gets into deep, honest moments of examination, he goes, yeah, there was, yeah. Yeah, that's your buddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hindsight is 20-20, like Wood said. In the moment, you can't always catch those things. Are people supposed to be perfect? There are exceptions in every case. No, they're not supposed to be perfect. But because not everybody has the insight that you're talking about to see these red flags. Really? Oh, my. Does this mean you're in my corner with? That's right. A lot of people don't have the inside or else they wouldn't be in an abusive relationship to begin with. You know what I mean? Some people don't. I 100% agree with the fact that some people may be oblivioid. I do. I get serious. For whatever reason, if it means that they're weak, if it means that they're afraid to be alone, if it means that they're just deeply in love. Love is blind, pal. You ever hear that? Oblivitown.

2:54:21I agree. Perfect, Phil. Dude, I actually agree with that. I just thought about it. I considered it when you said it. I'm like, I know. There are some people that are like, they just don't get it. Most people don't know. Until a breakup happens to them, they usually don't know. They're like, huh, now that I think about it. But until that happens, it's not so easy to just, you know, sometimes you don't want to believe it. Then I have a strong urging in my heart. I have a strong urge in my heart then to say, if you have ears to listen and you're listening to me right now and you're dating somebody, you could be in the category that Pepper is just talking about where you're oblivious. And I recognize that that's the case. So I want to talk to you. If you're dating somebody right now and you're not married, just examine the relationship. I think it's very important to examine the ratio and ask yourself, do I see any red flags? Because Pepper's right. Sometimes you don't think about it. And so if you can hear me, I'm asking you to think about it. Don't be oblivious. Think about who you're with. Know who they are. Know what their character is. Know what you want. Know what you want. And don't.

2:55:47See, I would disagree with the thing that happened yesterday. If you met some girl at a bar and you really hit it off and you texted till four o'clock in the morning and she's really awesome and you think there might be something there. And she has a boyfriend. Hadn't they been hanging out for two weeks? Don't walk. Hadn't they been hanging out for two weeks? Yeah, they could be hanging out for three months. Doesn't matter if she has a boyfriend. She has a boyfriend. She's a creeper. That's even worse if they've been hanging out for two weeks. Oh, absolutely. She's a creeper. Maybe she's staying and trying to work something out with somebody that it's hopeless to work out with. Then do it. And as soon as you're... The second... Sweetheart. The second you're single. I'm not kidding you. Here's my number. If you're with a guy... You creep me out, man. You're with somebody. Get out of it. If you're, you know, get out of it. Then we'll talk. And if you, listen, if you're in that situation, please hear that. It's important. Really important. 570-1949. Jay, Jay really strikes me as a cool dad. And this thing that I'm going to tell you that's in his recap, I like this. And I actually really want to learn about this thing.

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3:03:47This report is brought to you by Jack in the Box. Come to Jack in the Box to try Jack's new fries. They're crispy, golden, delicious, and salted just right. And Jack's giving them away free during Free Friday on Friday, April 16th. Well, Trulivus is a little tied up here on the 54 westbound. The ramp to the 5, they've stopped traffic. They've started a traffic break at the beginning of the connector. They're trying to remove a mattress. Also checking out the 8 westbound before Marina Boulevard, you're going to see an accident on the left shoulder. Two cars in the center divider. They've got a tow truck on the way. This report also brought to you by your San Diego County Toyota dealers, Toyota owners. There's no better time to visit your neighborhood Toyota dealership for your maintenance. State-of-the-art technology, factory-trained technicians, and competitive prices. They will have you smiling with confidence. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. KBCT San Diego, a Lincoln Financial Media Station. The new home of the Mikey Show. This is FM 94.9. Woodsy says he's getting killed on the boards. He has not. He got just as many calls supporting you than you did not supporting you. Did I? You did. Spanking is always going to be an issue where people are split. Absolutely. Everyone has their own views. Down the middle. Gets people fired up. It sure does. Jay's picking the music. That was Belle and Sebastian. Greatness. Was it?

3:05:47Just very argumentative. Yeah. Was it, Mike? No, it was. It's my name, Pepper. That's what was written on the sheet. No, but you said it was Belle and Sebastian, but what did you mean? No, I meant that. What did you mean? I meant it. What if Belle cheated on Sebastian? Yeah. Would they still be a band? Yeah. I'm exhausted. I spank them both. I spank them both. 5701-949-949-Mikey. At gmail.com. The smoothie is delicious. Yeah, what's up with the smoothies? Owen, our promotions director, just came in and brought us all delicious shamba juice. I don't remember. He told us the name. Five fruit smoothie. Yeah, five fruit smoothie. I've got strawberry seeds in my teeth. Weird. Yeah, just like every other day for you, kid. Maybe we call her strawberry from now on. Yeah, I like that. Better than pepper. It's better than pepper. So can we talk about Jay's thing? Yes, let's. So Jay wrote, this is great. Jay says, sat down for dinner with the whole family. First time we've all sat down together in about a month. It was the best. This was a family tradition every night for the past 21 years. We always made it mandatory to have breakfast and dinner together. Wow. I think that's what made us tight. It always starts off with Finn picking on his big sisters. Finn is his 17-year-old. 18 now. 18.

3:07:13Whoa, he's an adult. He's a man. Always starts out with Finn picking on his big sisters. And then Finn likes to try to give his mom and I a hard time. Oh, my gosh. Most of the time it ends up with laughter, but sometimes ends in a bit of a beat down. Right now, it's beat down time. Finn's on the receiving end. Great Monday. Now, what I think is great, there's about a billion aspects that are fascinating to me. First of all, my wife really likes that idea, and I think I do too, of like you've got to make dinner a priority. Absolutely. I like that. Oh, it's huge. You've seen The Sopranos. You see what a tight family they are. Yeah. Sunday dinner. You sit down, you have something to eat here. Why wouldn't you? Hey, Anthony, sit down. Oh! There he is. There he is. Forget about it. What do you think, Jay? What is it about the whole dinner thing? It's the, I think you bond and you have a chance to hear about each other's day. And, you know, each person kind of goes around the table and tells a little something about what went on. So it's, you know, it's a chance because, I mean, you're going so fast, 50 miles an hour. You know, somebody's got to go to school. Somebody's here dropping off to do this. So when you take a moment to sit down and you eat, it's got an hour. At first, you know, when they were little, they couldn't wait to get up and get out. Now it's the meal finishes and people just stay there. And it's just the conversation continues. I mean, so.

3:08:35Those moments where you're just, like, so stoked. You know, because you're such, to us, it's so us against everyone, you know, everyone else. You know, it's, oh, there's my phone ringing. That's Finn going, really, Dad? Really, Dad? Thanks, Dad. Really, pal? Yeah. Let me beat him down again. You know, it's just those moments that you kind of take away. Yep. You know what's funny is Jake's three, my son Jake is three, and he does this thing where he wants to touch Mom. And Rebecca, you guys know how adult Rebecca is. Very adult. She's a very adult woman. Mature. She's very mature. She's mature. She's very mature. You want to see that woman, like, get real immature real quick? You've got to explain better. Stop touching me. Stop touching me. You're touching me. She's like Neil Diamond and Lauren. Because he's poking her. Yeah, he's like poking her during dinner. I don't blame her. He's just doing this? Yeah, he just likes to, you know, mess with her. And she's like, son, mommy's trying to eat dinner. And you've got to just, please. And finally she goes, babe, will you? And so I have to move his chair. And I'm like, literally, it's like brother and sister. So I've got to move the chair, you know. Tighten your mother. What does Jake think about that?

3:09:54Does he think it's hilarious? No, he doesn't think it's hilarious. He goes, he's trying to, I can tell he's like, how come I'm not allowed to just touch her? He's not doing it as a bit to aggravate her. He's doing it. I think, I will say this. Jake's like, I'm going to do a bit right now. He is kind of doing a bit because he knows she's done with it. And so it'll be like, okay, that's it. No more touching. And so he'll eat and then he'll go. And I'm like, Bob. Bob. And so he puts his arm down. And then. He'll stick his little finger out again. It's gone. It's gone. It's gone. And she will not. She's like, I'm going to let him. I'm going to let him. And then when he does, I'm going to get mad. And so he touches her arm and she goes, Jake, please. No more touching. Please. With the touching. And I'm like, I'm trying to fight back to laugh. I'm sure. I'd be dying laughing. It's pretty funny. But to her, if we had her on the phone right now, she's like, it's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. Is she feeding the babies? Is that what she's doing?

3:10:54She's feeding the babies or she's eating. She just wants to eat in peace without him like, you know, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom. Now, if he were touching me, whatever, I don't care. He just wants her attention. She doesn't want to. And that's the other thing. She tells me this. She says, you don't spend six o'clock in the morning to six o'clock at night with him where he's just constant. And she's constantly with him. Yeah. So it's like he's her companion. Yeah. Yeah. Buddies. And so he can drive her nuts. For me, it's like I'm getting 45 minutes with him. I'm like, how do you not love that? Isn't that right? Isn't that funny? It's an old bit that Dennis Leary used to do about his kid when he was little. He'd go, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad. When you're on the phone. Yeah. Shut up. What are you going to do when you're old? Hey, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss. Right. Right. I mean, seriously. And that's what happens to her. She's just like, she looks at me and she gives me a look and the look says. I'm going to lose my mind. My mind is about to be lost. I'm going to lose it. I'm never going to find it. I would lose it. Oh, yeah. So do you guys sit down every night to have dinner? Every night. Every night we sit down for dinner. Great tradition. 3.30 p.m. Dude. Like clockwork. Luke is over here. Luke's in his high chair. Always the same spots? Yep. Luke's over here in his high chair. Ryan's over here in his high chair. Jake sits right across from me and to the right. And Rebecca sits right across from me. What about the kid's spot?

3:12:15Do I mess it up when the kid comes for dinner? Yeah, when the kid comes, we do whatever. It's all different. Doesn't everybody have their assigned seats? Because I remember we would have guests come and I'd be like, he's sitting in my seat, mom. How embarrassing was that, right? And you know what we never understood when we would go, he's in my seat, mom, because I did it too? We never understood that look on our parents' face like, I'm going to freaking kill you. You're like, he's in my seat. And your parents look like you look. You're just standing there with your dish. You're like, where do I go? Wait, no, that's not my, I'm not sitting there. That's not my seat. And your mom wants you to be adult, so she's like, it's okay, just sit. And she's giving you that look like, it's freaking okay. But that's not my seat. Your brother's Brad, right? Yeah. You're like, I don't want to sit by Brad. Yeah, I'm like, he elbows me. My little brother, actually, he eats with his left hand. And I just noticed this like six months ago. I'm like, you eat with your left hand? Yeah. He goes, oh yeah, I had to. Because at the dinner table, I sat next to you and you used to say, if you elbow me one more time. Because he would eat like this with his right hand and I was to his right and he would always elbow me. And you would get mad.

3:13:18And you'd stab him with a fork. He learned to eat with his left hand. Yeah, he didn't want to get it from his sister. We had five kids. They call him peg leg now. Yeah. Because he actually lost a leg from Lauren stabbing him over the years. No, there was five kids in my family, so it was really tight. But we did the same thing that Jay's family did every day. We were at the dinner table. No, I just remembered. What? Oh, it was the worst, man. Sometimes I was just a jerk. I would do this bit to my parents. Why are you acting different? Because we have company. Lauren almost lost it. Lauren almost lost it. She almost came spewing out of her mouth. You guys would say that? Oh, yes. And my parents would look at me like, are you freaking kidding me right now? Wow. I almost lost that smoothie all over the board. My brother. When my kid did that. You would say that, Mike? Oh, yeah. And I think of it right now. I'm like, if my kid did, like, if I had you guys or, you know, like, you guys would be comfortable. But let's say you had company that you don't have that often and you're just trying to, like, you just want things to go nice. You're not trying to put on any show. You just don't want your kid, like, farting or something. You want to feed them and get out. That's all you want, man. You just want the night to go normal.

3:14:27And so you're kind of like acting appropriate. And, you know, on a normal night, yeah, maybe you would be like, or whatever you would do. I don't know what you would do. But maybe you're just. That's what we've got at our table. Oh, gosh. And if my kid was like, why are you acting so different, dad? Oh, my God. Mortified? You said that? Mortified, yes. I did it. I've done it. I've done it. And you know what they do? You know what the company would do? Oh my gosh. This is wonderful. We have to go. This is such a fun night. I'm just sitting here thinking that you guys have dinner sitting down and I don't do that. What do you do? Jenna always goes in her room and she does the TV and Todd wants the TV. Yeah, you gotta get together. It's a new rule. I try to enforce it and it just never works. It's a new rule. Yeah, you make it a rule. We have our own dining room with a nice table. No, you don't have to do that. Just a kitchen table. No, we don't have a kitchen table. It's a whole different scene. Mom! I want a kitchen freaking table! Mom, we need an emerald table! The way our kitchen is laid.

3:15:37You can't have a kitchen table in there, but there's like a separate little nook, which is the dining room. Mom! You need to knock out the wall so I can get a table. No, I like the nook. Mom, there's an oak tree out back. Let's extend the house around the oak tree and make the oak tree into a table. Mom! Our house was built in the 20s, so it's very different looking. But when the baby gets here, that is 100% going to be a rule. Because then we'll have the high chair, so then you have to eat there. Oh, yeah. I mean, stuff will happen to make you nuts. Yeah. Stuff will happen to make you nuts. Jake decided yesterday that if he didn't want to eat, he was just going to stop. We're like, you can't, dude. You're a kid. You got to eat. You're a little kid. You need to grow. Did he just say, I don't want to eat anymore? He's done. I go, you got to eat your little kid. Like he's done with his meal or he's done eating? He's done. He doesn't want to eat anymore. Oh, his meal. No, his meal. Oh. He's had two bites. He's done. He goes, I want to get down. We go, yeah, you're not done. I got a question. Why not let him get down? I've considered that. Yeah. I think because you know my story. My wife says, I'll tell you why. Because he's a child. And we're the bosses. And we are going to teach him the right way while he's a child. And as a child, he needs to know that you have to eat.

3:16:55And be like, you need nutrients. What if he doesn't feel good and he's full? He could say that. He needs to eat. At that age, you need to eat a certain amount, whether or not you're hungry or not. I remember my parents, my mom used to force feed me cream of wheat. And my dad used to force me to drink the milk out of the cereal bowl. And I hated it. But how old were you? I was like, I don't know, five, six, seven. Well, he's three right now. And if he wants something else, he needs to eat. That was always my dad's bit. You better clean your plate. My mom would make me finish the tamale and my dad would say, hey, you wrapped that tortilla up. I remember sitting at my table with the whole family gone, me by myself, like crying. I don't want any more. We never did that. We never did that. What we did is they had to sit there as long as when we're all done, everybody can get up. And if you don't eat, you don't eat. But you know what? That's going to sit there. And when you say 10 minutes later, I'm hungry. Well, there's your food. Eat it. Yeah. Like every kid does. When they get in bed, I'm hungry. Because you can't make, I don't, it's just because I would do it just not to eat. And I just, oh, really? I don't know. I would just all sit here for hours. And it was miserable for everybody. You ever hear the stubborn kid stories where they'd like sit there for a day? A day. Oh, yeah. Not eat because they didn't like oatmeal. Crying.

3:18:06I hate you so much. I would not. I didn't. I'm sorry. I hate you. That's the worst. I hate you so much. I hate you. You're too young to say that. Why did we stop with that cry? How come when we're 34, we don't go, I don't want to do that. Because that's exhausting. Afterwards, the kids. Kids are like, bonk. It's knocked out. I do it when I start crying because I cry really hard sometimes. You do it? Yeah. Every once in a while, it feels good. I cry hard. Let's make her cry. Really? Yeah, to get a big cry out. Really? I wonder if I could cry on cue. You probably could. Whenever someone will cry, I... Oh, no. I can help you out with that. I feel them welling up. Anthony, I need you to sit down. Okay, thanks. Thanks, doctor. I know you and Melissa thought she was going to beat this thing. Yeah, that's what you told us. I know I did. Anthony. Yeah? Anthony. Is that your name, Anthony? It's actually mine. Is it Anthony? My name's Mike. I thought it was Anthony. That's my real name. Nurse Tanya, is it Anthony?

3:19:32Doctor, he said it was Anthony. Is it Anthony? It's Michael Anthony. This is the psychiatric court. You're the bass player for Van Halen, right? I was. Sorry about everything with the band. It's okay. David Lee's a little difficult to work for it. We don't need to go into it. I need to tell you about your wife. Do you remember when we did Panama? I do. Do you remember the high harmony that I did? I do. Get back to Grey's Anatomy. Jack Daniels' bass. I know, I know, I know. Yeah, I do. I gotta tell you, your wife. My wife, yes. I can't take my eyes off of you. We tried everything we could. And? How's she doing? I can't take my eyes off of you. She didn't make it, Anthony. What, out of the surgery? She did or she didn't? Who the heck is that woman next to you just asking questions? Oh, that's Sienna. I didn't understand. She did or she didn't?

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3:29:04Pepper O'Brien. Her birth name is Pepper and it says it right there on her birth certificate. Pepper. Pepper O'Brien. Doesn't say it. Doesn't it? Says Lauren Renee. Oh, that's right. We call you Pep. Do we? Yeah, we do. Look at that. The movie phone guy is here. Says the Tom Tom girl. Now, if you don't know it, movie phone guy. He's the guy that you call when you're trying to find out what's playing. Hello. And welcome to Movie Phone. There he is. It's a Movie Phone guy. Really good. For Fashion Valley Mall. Thank you. We got it, Movie Phone guy. No, we get it. Fashion Valley Mall, located .7 miles. That's a TomTom. She's a GPS device. The two of them have been dating now for a couple of weeks. What are you guys up to lately? What have you guys been doing? Well, Mikey, your boy here. Took me to some gangbanger party. Gangbanger party? Exactly. Are you kidding me? Are you serious? We're boys in the hood. Press one. You're taking her to a gangbanger party. That's like some sort of a, like a, what? Well, there was a bunch of thugs and what you would call skanks.

3:30:22At this party. Is that right? He's learned all kinds of new words. Wow, movie phone guy. He called it a human party. I called it a gangbanger fest. She's very judgmental. That's weird. He wanted me to do it. She is a woman after all. Hey. Again, he doesn't let me finish my sentences, Mikey. How can anybody get a word in edgewise? You never stop talking. What happened? I'm programmed to give directions. Well, he thought it was important for me to attend a human party. So what happened? You guys went. Was it fun? No. Why would I want to attend this party? Why would you what? Why would I want to attend such a party, Mikey? I would rather just stay at home and chill with my boo. Yeah. Why don't you just stay home? She's totally paranoid, Mikey. All I do is stay home and watch movies. It's my job. Really? Maybe I want to get one time and see how the other half lives. Wait a minute. First of all, where are you getting this gangbanger terminology? You want to stay home and chill with your boo? Mikey, I don't need a party to have fun. All I need is my beat laboratory. Oh, wow. Is that right, Dre?

3:31:49I believe it was the great Tupac who said, in the city, the city of Compton, we keep it rocking. Compton, located 107 miles. Has Woods been listening to Tupac recently or what? He's bumping in that car, Tom Tom girl. My boy Woods keeps it real, homie. That's right. Homie's keeping it fresh. You're learning some new terminology. She's been very jealous, Mikey. She has? This all started when she walked in the kitchen. and saw me talking to another navigational device. Oh, no. Garmin Electra. Was she pretty hot? Is that the deal, TomTom girl? Mikey, I walked into the kitchen, and he was staring at her knobs and making senseless chatter. What? Makes sense then. She's the most territorial, jealous GPS I've ever dated. Why doesn't she just spray my apartment like a cat? I just want to be alone. Why can't we be secluded somewhere like a... closet or a hamper. What? I don't want to be stared at somewhere I'm not objectified and made to look like an animal in a zoo. Why don't you take a picture? It will last longer. So you're saying that you guys go to a party, everybody stares at you just because he's a human and you're a little device to come in with? Who said I'm a human? I'm a recording. I thought you were a human recording. I'm a recording.

3:33:19He is a recording. He's not a human. But doesn't a human record? Yeah. Is there a human being that records it? No. Okay, fine. I thought you were a human being. You went to a human being party. Thug. You're a thug. I'm not a thug. You are a thug. I'm not a thug. Why do you have a clock around your neck right now? I'm Flavor Flay. He's been hanging out at gangbanger parties and taking a few notes out of their book. Yeah, you have. I'm not allowed to do anything I want to do. Weird. What do you want to do? Hang out with my friends. Why don't you go with them? There's friends. I went to the stupid party, Mikey. I was approached by some female in the bathroom asking me for a feminine napkin. That's weird because you don't even know what that is. All I could do was point her to the nearest CVS located 7.2 miles. I still don't know exactly what she was referring to. Well, you're a machine. That's why. Why can't you drop this whole party situation? Oh, I can drop it. I can drop it like it's hot. Park it like it's hot. You got to turn off the hip hop in the car, Woodsy. Yeah, I know, dude. It's really starting to freak her out. I've been in one of those moods. Poor movie phone guy doesn't even know how to.

3:34:40This is the first time finding out. I thought Movie Phone Guy was a person. Turns out he's recording. You know how many issues she has, Mikey? How many? You know who has less issues than her? Who? Mike Tyson. I don't know about that. Tommy Lee. Well, I don't know about that. Meth head. I don't know if you could call Tommy Lee a person either, Mikey. You guys are really judgmental today. For sure. I'm very upset by this display he had put me on. Weird. I felt like I was back in a Best Buy. What's the matter with you? I can't do anything right. You can say that again. What? He can say that again. Say it again. I can't do anything right. You need to just stop talking to Garmin Electra. Keep your eyes on your own paper. Keep hitting all the other navigation devices. I guess I'm just like Woods. I like that. Let me ask you, movie phone guy. You ever taken a hit of snuff? Absolutely not. Then you are not like our boy Woodsy. I'll tell you that now. Those two don't like each other. They don't. You know what? I have a list in front of me that is going to make your head spin off. Your head may actually spin off your body.

3:36:08I have a list. Oh, we did the six things, right? Mm-hmm. We did the six. Oh, you know what I got? What? I got new releases. Yeah. Right. We got new releases today. This is stuff coming out in stores, music, DVDs, right? Mm-hmm. What do we got? Well, hold on. I have it on my email. All right. And I just panicked because I didn't print it out. We have Jason Castro. He's from American Idol, in case you don't remember him. Nope. You don't really care for music. Butchered, my favorite song. Oh, this is Jeff Buckley's Hallelujah. He performed this on the show, and the judges, everyone lost their mind because he did such a good job. Yeah, butchered it. This sounds really nice to me. I've never heard the original, but this sounds nice. Simon Cowell was, like, amazing. Sounds nice. Yeah. This is, like, the most covered song now. I know. Isn't that sad? Used to be Leonard Cohen and Jeff Buckley, and that was it. He has dreads. He's, like, really good friend.

3:37:08He sounds like a nice voice. Yeah, he's really cool. But if you like the original, you probably don't like it, right, Woodsy? Exactly. All right. Also out today, Jeff Beck, Emotion. Actually, this one, a couple of these came out on April 9th, but I thought since they were big that we would do them as well. Jeff Beck, Emotion and Commotion. He's featuring Josh Stone. I like Josh Stone. Don't you think Josh Stone has a cool voice? I think she has a voice like a lot of, like Amy, what's her name? Why not? Yeah, a lot of soul. Mm-hmm. I don't know Jeff Beck even played anymore. What else? Coheed in Cambria, Year of the Black Rainbow. What kind of music is Coheed in Cambria? I asked Woodsy about all these. He knew. I get so confused if I don't know what type of music something is. We played them in rock. Oh, it's like rock? Yeah. No, that's folk. Not Spanish. No, I think it's Spanish. It's gospel. It's Spanish gospel. You'll know the next one. What?

3:38:26Really? The cast of Glee. Really? Hello, goodbye. Jay really knows it. It's back on tonight. It is. This is a CD. This one is one of the ones that came out on April 9th. It's karaoke. It's karaoke. They're very talented kids. They are. Listen. Say hello. I'm listening to karaoke of the Beatles. I've never seen Glee. I kind of want to watch it. I think I would like it. It is back on TV tonight on Fox if you're a Glee fan like Jay. You'll be watching. Really? I like it. I've seen one episode and I liked it. It's kind of brainless. You just sit there and go. What do you do? Isn't that what TV is? Also out, Natalie Merchant, Leave Your Sleep. She can get. I haven't heard her on the scene in a while. I know. I've been thankful.

3:39:37I'm hearing this song in black and white. Why? Because that's what it sounds like to me, black and white. It sounds like she's walking through an Irish field. I saw a cockroach fly into her mouth. You saw what? I saw a cockroach fly into her mouth. She was performing in Texas at an amphitheater. Did you really? In Texas, the cockroaches are giant with wings, and it flew, and it flew right in her mouth. And she full-on stops singing, spit it out, and she grabbed a bottle of water from somebody that's sitting in the audience and washed her mouth out. She's like, oh, my gosh. How do you recover after something like that? I never laugh so hard. I know. I'm sure. What do you do? I would leave. I know. Here's how you sing. I'm going to go. Do you think that's on video somewhere? It has to be. She started doing ventriloquism after that. Do you want to open her mouth? Oh, my gosh. Do Mad Days with a cockroach flying in your mouth. Mad Days? What's it called? These are the days. These are the days. These are the days. You remember. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That is very funny to me.

3:40:59Sorry. There's a cockroach's food in my mouth. Something happened. I don't understand it. Oh, my gosh. Can I have your mouth of water? That's why you should drink someone in the audience. Natalie, take my water, please. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, wow. Wow. I want to thank you. Amazing. It's gross. The last one on the list, The Tallest Man on Earth, The Wild Hunt. I like this. Sounds like Tattoo. Very Dylan F. I love it. I like it too. I love it. Where do you listen to that? Like, what am I doing? Campfire. Really? Cooking. Cooking? Campfire. Riding in your car, tapping your foot. Cleaning my apartment in my underwear. Campfire. Really? Yeah. Campfire would be one. We all go camping because you're a huge camper. Yeah. Yeah. Because there's nothing that I like more than the peace and solitude of going to the restroom outdoors.

3:42:24Rebecca, can I have the shovel? I have to go dig a hole. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. We should do Mikey's survivor and take away his laptop and make him camp one night. I would give anything. How much can we raise? Let me out of here. Are they hitting the camera? What if he camped in his backyard then? Get me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. I would settle for that. I wouldn't do that either. Forget it. If I set up a tent and a sleeping bag in your backyard and I took your phone and laptop away and I stood guard over you, you wouldn't camp out there? Get me out. Get me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. No. Get me away from it. Stop it. I would be so... It's the worst. You're looking up longingly at your bedroom? Yeah, is there wireless? No, there's no wireless. No, then forget it. It doesn't matter if it's wireless or not because you have no laptop. Yeah, we're taking it away. You can still be nude in your tent. Forget it. It's not everything you can do. Yeah. It's awful. It'd be so much fun. Yeah, cot is not... We could make s'mores. No cot. No cot. The floor, man. Oh, no cot? No cot. Sleeping bag. In the military? Yeah, I would rather have a cot. What are you going to sleep on? A sleeping bag.

3:43:40What are you, a guest at the Holiday Inn? What am I, bear grills? Yes, you are. You're Mikey grills. Forget it. I won't even do that. I haven't slept in 45 minutes. I'm in a good night's sleep in over one day. One day. I haven't gone to the bathroom in an actual toilet for over two hours. What else? On DVD and Blu-ray, The Defender with Woody Harrelson is out. The 15th anniversary edition of Apollo 13. The Slammin' Salmon. Must miss. Pirate Radio is on Blu-ray. The Nightmare Before Elm Street is on Blu-ray. And Gone with the Wind is on Blu-ray. Today is the 40th anniversary of Apollo 13. They worked it out. Bro, that's one of the best movies ever. It is. It is so tense. It's very good.

3:45:01I like this one more. This is good. The Arcade Fire, neighborhood number one. I like it already, you know why? Sounds like it could be in a movie trailer. It does. Or an Apple commercial. Yeah, either way, I'm in. This summer, prepare yourself for the thrill ride of your life. It's Slammin' Salmon. Yeah, Slammin' Salmon. It goes camping. My parents are. World's hottest hot sauce, me too. Weird. Weird. And A. Brown answers. Yeah. You want to know how to get on your boss's radar? Hey, boss. Hey, boss. Hey, boss. Tell you that. God, it's better than I thought. Let your voice be heard on The Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949 or shoot him a text. 949mikey at gmail.com.

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3:52:59Your Mexican-ness is what defines you. That's right. So I want to know. Of course you do, pal. All right. It's hot. I couldn't handle it. I can handle really hot stuff. You and Sienna and Jay could probably all eat it. Nope. I can do really hot sauce. But when they do that extract stuff, forget it. That stuff's serious. The film that stays in your teeth? The stuff they make you sign a waiver. They make you sign a waiver sometimes. Yeah, they do. Where? If you go to a hot shop sauce, a real hot shop sauce. Hot shop sauce? Hot sauce shop. Oh, yeah. They're awesome. You never been to a hot shop sauce? A hot sauce shop? What is happening right now? You ever been to one? No. Yeah, they got one at Horton Plaza. It's called like, you know, Hottie Pitotti or something. I should go there. It's called like the hot sauce store. It's like Todd's nickname in high school. Oh, no. Hot sauce. No. But they make you sign a waiver if you buy certain ones. You're kidding me. Yeah, they won't be responsible. Who would want that? Real serious people about hot. Well, wait until I tell you about how hot this is. Okay. A New York man is using homegrown naga jolkia. Oh. Naga jolkia. Yes, yes.

3:54:16which is known as the world's hottest chili. Now, he's getting together with another restaurant owner, and they're making the spiciest sauce ever. Like, this is Guinness World Records. How do you measure hotness? Scoville. The Guinness World Records recognize this chili as the spiciest chili ever, saying it's really hot. They said it's 400 times spicier than store-bought Tabasco. 400 times? Yeah. Well, that's... It's known as... That's child's play. Yeah, like Tabasco is the... It slays me. I can't do it. Tabasco? Yeah. Really? Well, 400 times is a lot spicier. Yeah, 400 times. Spiciest I'm used to is habanero. Really? Yeah. It's hot. Is there hotter than habanero? Yeah. In San Diego? Well, you can find it. Specialty stuff, yeah. At the hot shop sauce. Yeah, the hot shop sauce. Well, the naga jolkia is known... Naga jolkia! It's known as that, but it's also known as Ghost Chili. That's what I used to be known as. Yeah. I still call you that. Yeah. Jay will still call me that sometimes. Hey, Ghost Chili. Hey, Ghost Chili. Back off. Can we go in a commercial? The guy from the Guinness World Record says if you want to know how hot this chili is, you can hallucinate from it. Wow. Yeah. Does it say anything about Scoville? Thought about it a minute. What's Scoville? Scoville is the way that you measure.

3:55:39Chili hotness. Thought about it and I'm in? Thought about it and I'm in. Really? I'm going to hallucinate from chili. But the crazy thing is they said that it's eventually going to be available for purchase so we can all buy it. It's going to be called Killer Sauce. Nope. We put it on. I'll try it. That's a joke. I'll try it. I'll have a heart attack. I'll have a heart attack. The greatest meal I ever remember having in my life is I was moving back from Rochester. Eddie and I lived in Rochester. It was the night before we moved back. And this friend of ours, Chuck Braccato, he had an uncle. Owned a little Italian joint. Oh! There he is. It was seriously like that. And they cleared the place out. He closed down this little Italian restaurant. Just for you. Just for us. You and Eddie. And we went there. We were sitting at this table and we had this meal called El Diablo. The devil. And it was so delicious. This meal was so delicious.

3:56:40One of the guys that was there was the brother-in-law. It was the brother-in-law. Lord. Brother-in-law of somebody that was there. And he said, I said, what do you do? He goes, I work for a food supply company. Don't worry about it. Yeah. And I said, like, what kind of stuff? He said, we deal mainly in hot sauce. Hot sauce. Hot sauce. Dealing mainly in hot sauce. Yum. Hot sores. And I go, like, how hot? He goes, oh, hotter than you can handle, my friend. And I go, really? Really. I'm a Latino. I'm a Mexican, okay? And he goes, all right, why don't you wait here? You keep him here. Keep him here. So he goes out to the car, comes back in with this little jar.

3:57:35It looked like a little vial. You know it's like poison. Oh, I knew it was bad. I knew it was bad. And I'm like, let me open my big mouth. Ran mouth. Ran mouth. Ran mouth. Now I'm screwed. I'll tell you how he did it. He took a toothpick. Oh. And he barely dipped the toothpick into this source. Oh. And I had a plate full of pasta. And he took the toothpick and he just went. Stirred up the pasta. Stirred it. And he really, he was doing figure eights in this big, giant thing of pasta. And he said, stir it up. Eat it. And I did. I stirred it all. You're just laughing. I thought, this is ridiculous because it was like invisible. There was nothing on that toothpick. I thought I was going to die. Are you kidding me? Did you eat all the pasta? I thought I was going to die. And it was just the tiniest drop. Oh, yeah. It was so hot. Like my head wanted a blast. And you ate it. I had to. It was my whole meal. Were you sweating? Oh, yeah, dude. It was like the hottest thing I'd ever had, and it was extract. Wow. It was extract, and dude just knew. There's a guy on the line who knows about Scoville units. It's M1 Aaron. What's up, man? How you doing? Hola. Doing good. How are you guys? Good. Fab. Hey, I'm a chef, actually, and I'm really big on chili stuff, and I was just wondering if you wanted to know the actual Scoville units on that pepper. Please.

3:59:03To give you like a comparison, the habanero pepper has about 575,000. Jalapeno has like 8,000. And then the ghost chili has about 1.2 million. Who's going to be able to eat it? No human. You can't eat that. I actually was reading an article in Gourmet Magazine. This lady is like a chili head. She ate one and she passed out. Sounds fabulous. You mean she actually ate the pepper? Man. Yeah. Well, she didn't even eat it. She, like, bit into it. She was in India. She was trying to find it because they didn't know about them until recently. And she bit into it, and it knocked her, like, on her butt. Yeah. I mean, that's clearly not meant to be consumed. It's not edible. Yeah. They're going to sell it. I know. But, like, when you think about it, you're like, if nature produced such a thing. Yeah. That's poison. If it knocked you out. Wasabi knocks me to my knees. Really? Yes. Hillary, can you eat hot food? It's so funny you're talking about this because I had an experience Sunday night at a friend's house with something that was so hot. I thought I was going to pass out for a minute. Was it Mexican hot? It was.

4:00:10Like in a Mexican, if I had it, would I think it was super, super hot? Like would Mikey gargle with it? Yeah, would I gargle with it? You would think it was super hot. It was a recipe called Atomic Buffalo Turds. Yeah, sounds hot already. Okay, so you know how Sanjaya makes jalapeno poppers with cream cheese and bacon? Yeah. This is that one better. There's a, if you can believe that, it's got a little smoky tucked inside. So it's a jalapeno, cream cheese, and a little smoky, and then it's wrapped in bacon. And our friend Carlos just got a brand new awesome smoker grill. So he made a bunch of them on the smoker and made all these ribs and stuff. So he said, oh, some of them I didn't scrape it out all the way or whatever. So I ate one. It was fine. It was hot. I don't like spicy. And I was like, okay, this is really hot, but it's so yummy. And then I ate another one. And I had to get up from the table. I had tears. I hate it. Jalapeno? Yes. I hate it. It left to season it. I'm a wimp. It was so hot. Mikey eats bowls of seeds with milk. I do. I eat everything so spicy. My husband's the same way. I can't do spicy either. Jalapeno to me is...

4:01:23Nothing. It's child's play. It's horrible. You have the raw seeds like that. Yeah. The oils from it get really spicy. Oh, that was insane. Oh, my gosh. Please. Do you ever get it in your eye? Jalapenos. Forget about it. Oh, yeah. It hurts. But jalapeno. If you get that in your eye, forget about it. That's a Mexican child play, man. Come on. I need something real here, man. Really, dude? No. Habaneros, that'll kill me. They're good. Habaneros will kill me. Forget it. That's what we have growing in our plants. That's because the Mexicans eat them. They spit the seeds. They spit the seeds out. They do. And then they grow into these plants. They're like weeds to us in La Jolla. We call it La Jolla weeds. They're delicious. They're delicious. I'm thankful every day when I go to pick them out. I can just see these Mexican guys trimming the grass and just sitting with bags of habaneros. They do. Right? Oh, yeah. What do you got coming up today, Hill? Something new. I don't think I've ever played before, but Garrett put it in my stack. You're damn right I did. It's called Vegan Girl Keep Me Warm. Oh, it's good. It's so good. It's a new hit. Bret Michaels is back. You've got to spin Vegan Girl Keep Me Warm. I think so. Them cooking vultures and Phoenix and Danzy. Yes. Yeah, it's going to be good. Is Phoenix the one that goes, always, always, always? Yes. I like that. I like that, too. I like that.

4:02:51Very catchy. Lovely and talented Hillary is up next. We'll see you tomorrow at 6. Mikey shows out. Lincoln Financial Media Station. Mikey in the morning. About the music all day and night. 94.9. It's about the music.