The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 04/15/10
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Thursday April 15, 2010
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April 15 at 4:47pm “We will be back tomorrow morning guys. We had a conference that our entire company had to attend this morning. Will be good to be back.” – Mikey
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During the show, Mikey, Steve Woods, Lauren O'Brien, Sienna and Jay shared memorable first‑kiss stories, including a spin‑the‑bottle kiss with Krista Long and a French kiss with Jill Taylor. They complained about Facebook’s confusing new layout and laughed at a texter’s Aladdin‑themed twin kiss tale. The crew also played games like 'Dude, You're Dumb' and the 'Incorporator', heard Dave Letterman’s extortion anecdote, and enjoyed Sienna’s preparation to sing a Buddy Miller track.
What happened, in order
First Kiss in the Shed
Mikey recalls his first kiss with Krista Long in a tin shed during a game of Spin the Bottle when he was nine.
French Kiss and Preschool Kiss
He shares a French kiss story with Jill Taylor, the principal's daughter, and a creepy preschool memory of kissing a sleeping boy.
Facebook Layout Complaints
The crew vents about Facebook's recent redesign, complaining that the new layout is confusing and lowers productivity.
Aladdin Twins French Kiss
A texter describes playing Aladdin with twin boys Kevin and Keith and having her first French kiss on a slide.
Linda Lemming Woods Fire
Mikey tells how he and Linda Lemming set the woods on fire with matches, prompting a fireman's visit.
Dude, You're Dumb Game
Listeners call in to give Woodsy obscure words to incorporate into a lumberyard conversation, testing his improv skills.
Letterman Extortion Tale
Dave Letterman recounts being extorted by a producer over an affair, with Donald Trump as a guest commenting on the situation.
Sienna Sings Mama Testas
Sienna prepares to sing a gritty, lyrically intense song by Buddy Miller, describing it as the 'grimiest' lyrics ever heard.
People mentioned
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KBCT San Diego, a Lincoln Financial Media Station. The new home of The Mikey Show. This is FM 94.9. Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Some of the text messages that we're getting at 949mikey at gmail.com. That's how you text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. And here are some of the texts that we're getting. Mikey, what's the name of that favorite restaurant that you talk about? Thanks. Glad you're back. M1 Rich. Pample Moose. Delicious. My favorite restaurant. So good. It's not just my favorite restaurant in San Diego. It's my favorite restaurant. Love it. Food's real good. Jeffrey Strauss is the owner and the dude was from New York City. Used to win a bunch of, you know, awards for his restaurants that he had in New York City. Came out here to vacation. Loved the place. And bought a restaurant here.
opened it up and he basically takes normal food like hamburgers and french fries in some cases and just makes it the best tasting burger and fries you've ever had in your life. It's incredible. But then he also does like great steaks and you know that kind of stuff and it's just the food is it's unreal. It's phenomenal. It was really good. You have to get the dessert. The dessert. So good. Desserts are real good. Mikey, please tell Lauren that she owes me a new laptop. Mine is currently splattered with cereal thanks to her PC load letter. Comment. She got somebody yesterday, too, with your Sarah Palin. Snuck up on. Yeah, and we got a spit monster out all over the window. If it makes you feel any better, I'm spilling stuff all the time. Please no. That's right. This computer cost me like five grand. Please no. I know. It's M1 Dozer. Mikey, how did you guys not know about the free Grand Slams? Every other Super Bowl commercial was for Denny's Free Tuesday. That's M1 Elroy. I had no idea. Dude. And all of us watched, too. I don't remember seeing it one time. Me neither. If the commercials weren't spectacular, I wasn't paying attention. Maybe that was it, because I don't remember it at all. First kiss. I remember first kiss. First kiss was nine years old.
It was Krista Long, and it was in her shed. Shed is shed. Oh, wow. You remember those kind that you put together, that your dad put together that was like made of tin? You know, those tin sheds that you put like a master lock on them? Yeah, of course. And that's where you kept your rakes and lawnmower, you know, and your dad. Yeah, everything. All that stuff. And we played Spin the Bottle in there. I was like, wait, was it just the two of you in the shed at nine? But you know what? I don't remember who the other people were. It was probably four of us. Yeah. But I don't remember who the other people were. She was the only one that mattered. She was the only one that mattered. It was Krista. And we spun the bottle, landed on her. She was my first kiss. You guys remember your first kiss? Of course. Same situation. Spin the Bottle scene? Of course. Fifth grade. It was at one of my friend's birthday parties. Yeah. So I was nine. You were 10 when you were. Yeah. Are these like pet kisses or like French kisses? I'm starting to feel like a creep over here. Mine was not a French kiss. Mine was a kiss. I don't remember that. I remember my first French kiss. You do? Yeah. Jill Taylor. You were Frenching. Yeah. We were Frenching. That's so gross. And I think what happened, I remember I was in sixth grade and one of her friends, one of her friends said, well, she was having a party. You remember the sixth grade party?
And she said, Jill wants to French you tonight. Gross. And I said, I'm in. I'm all the way in. Jill, I'm on my way in. I'm not just in. I'm all the way in. I'm in. So gross. She was the principal's daughter. Are you serious? I'm dead serious. Of course she was. Of course she was. I'm marking that down. How old are you? I was in sixth grade. Really? Yeah. Frenched her real good. All right. That's gross. You must have been 11. 12, maybe. 11, 12. Ew. Lauren said she feels like the dirty one. I do. This is really creepy. How old were you? This is going to sound so creepy. How old were you? Either four or five. Oh, God. Wait, wait. This wasn't Frenching, right? No, no, no. Oh, okay. Then that would be really creepy. But it gets creepier. Why? Because I kissed the boy while he was sleeping at nap time. And then he was afraid of me the whole rest of the year. Of course he was. He was sleeping at nap time? He was sleeping at nap time, yeah. And what grade were you in? I was in preschool. Do you remember this or did your parents tell you? No, they weren't there. I specifically remember it. I was like boy crazy from a very early age. Really? Apparently. He talked about that math? And so while he slept, did it wake him up?
No, somebody else that was napping told him and he turned beet red and then avoided me the whole rest of the year. Do you remember his name? Yes. I went to all through high school with him. You did? And I'm friends with him on Facebook now. Did you ever kiss him again? I could be listening live. Did you ever kiss him again? No, I never did. It's too bad. Your friends, oh, by the way, I haven't seen it, but apparently Facebook is... I'm fired up. All different. Fired up. Weird. I sent in a complaint. You did? Yes. Amazing. So... Why do they have to change it? If it ain't broke. It's not. It was perfect. And there wasn't any warning. Well, remember, they had changed it like a year ago. They changed it, and that irritated people. Yeah. Now they changed Facebook again. If you haven't been to Facebook today, they changed it. It's so confusing. You have to be a treasure hunter to get through Facebook. You know how when you had... You know when someone would send you a message or something and have like the number in a little red box on the bottom right corner? Now the red box is in the top left corner and it's just all different. There's a globe out there and you're like, what is this globe? Yeah, it's whacked. Does anybody understand the thought process of why they think it'll be better? No. You haven't even got that far with it, huh? The internet's all about ease of use. So, I mean, there's definitely calculated things behind it.
Maybe they're trying to weed out us like the older people. Maybe they're trying to get it back to a younger thing. Because if I can't figure that out, my mom is sure not figuring that out. Mine either. We hate you. Stop changing Facebook all the time. Please. Sick of it. 5701949 is the number. Your first kiss is the topic. We got somebody that sent a text message. She doesn't even want to say her name. She says, I was in preschool. I had two boyfriends who were twins, Kevin and Keith. Nice. Not the only one. She says, we were playing Aladdin and Kevin. First of all, what is playing Aladdin? What does that mean? She's like 17 right now. Playing Aladdin is like your one's Jasmine. The other one's Prince Ali. And you're like running around, running from the bad guys. And I think Lauren's right. I think she's probably... She has to be. Right? No, I was little, and I loved Aladdin, and I probably played Aladdin. You weren't in preschool. Yeah. When Aladdin came out, you were in preschool? Dude, we're old. Let's find out. Oh, my gosh, we're old. That made me feel old. The whole Aladdin thing made me feel old. Maybe they were riding on a magic carpet when they were... That's what she says. She says that they were playing Aladdin, and Kevin and I had our first French kiss.
Oh, French? French. She says he was slobbering all over me. She says I squinted and told myself to just get through it. She says we were on a slide and thank goodness someone pushed us down the slide and it was over. I'll never forget it. Doesn't even want to give her name. Aladdin came out in 92, so I was seven. Oh, my God. I was a junior in high school. Think of what Todd's saying in his head right now. He's like, I was a college student. Yeah, Todd was in college. Yeah, that's true. His future wife was seven. I'm like, I was watching Aladdin. Let's get married. Todd's going to keggers. Yeah. Sienna's fiance is how many years older? He's 13 and a half. Oh, my goodness. It's the way it should be. It's better. That kid was driving when you were three. No, I know. It's so funny whenever a song comes on or something. He's like, oh, I remember the song in the bars. And I'm like, oh, really? I've never heard of it. Yeah, it was two. I was pretty sure it was a preschool. Just to mess with him, you should be like, what's Elton John? What is that? I know. Heard that word today, but I don't know what it means. Elton John. Is that a city in Canada? There's a funny story about a DJ back in Dallas named Ron Chapman, world famous DJ. And his daughter actually said.
She goes, Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings? Wow. M1 Sanjaya's on the line. What's up, dude? What's up, man? Hey, man, I just want to tell you, my first kiss was in kindergarten. Was it really? What was his name? Stop it with that. It was Mark. No. No, but it was a French kiss. And the best way to describe it was like... Having a wet, raw piece of, like, calamari. Oh. Sealthy. I was, like, filthy. Sitting right after that. Okay, what if you're walking down the street, da-da-da, minding your own business, and you see two five-year-olds making out. Seriously. I would run over there. God, stop. I'd break it up. And be like, what are you doing? Break it up like they were fighting. Yeah. Where is your mom? Mine was at the, uh, in kindergarten by the tree. Let's meet under the tree at noon. Yeah, I remember that. I just don't remember the girl's name. You didn't do like Lauren did, though, and wait until they fell asleep so that you could cost them while they were sleeping? No, I am a creep. That's total prayer right there. I know. Lauren's, like, crawling on hands and knees across the other sleeping kids. Slithering over there. We'll get him. He doesn't even know what's coming.
I didn't even stop, though. I did it again. You did? Well, not to him. Were you addicted to it? Be honest. Were you like Steve Phillips? Yeah, but they have programs for that. You need to go to Mississippi ASAP. First time I was admitted, I think I was like four and a half. Little kids in preschool, man. They do some funny stuff. Watch out for Jake, dude. He's going to be kissing girls real soon. That kid's a good-looking kid. He is adorable. There's a kid at his school that she loves him and he loves her. They love each other. They're going to get married. I said to my wife, I go, how cute would it be if they went to school together forever and they fell in love and got married? That would be cute. But they needed to date other people before that happened because you can't just... Why? But that's the magic of the story. From preschool? I think that's beautiful. You have no basis for comparison. I think that's beautiful. You have to be able to compare. You have to, like, date someone in, like, second grade or something just to make sure. Date. In second grade. Tap around. French someone else. Want to come to my Little League game? No. Share sunflower seeds. Frenching is the grossest word. It makes me think of a lizard. I've brought it back. It's so gross. It's back. Don't bring it back. It makes my mouth water, and it's, like, not in a good way. I'm one redhead.
Hey, guys. How you doing? Good. When I was 13, totally, totally in love with this guy. I mean, I used to sing Mariah Carey songs about him and stuff. Which Mariah Carey song? Fantasy. Mostly My All. Which one? I'd give my all, you know, my all. Get it. That was really good. Thank you. So finally got my chance to kiss him. And all I've seen were kisses in the movie, so I totally went, like, full tongue and everything. Didn't know what I was doing. Nice. Licking his face. And he actually, this guy that I'm completely and totally loved with, totally pushes me away and says, you need to slow down. That probably wasn't humiliating at all, huh? Oh, no, of course not. Probably a really good self-esteem builder. Well, my Cinderella story is I actually started dating him about two months ago. No way. You can go back. How old are you now? I'm 21 now. 22. Do you kiss him and he's still criticizing? You figure it out. I don't use as much tongue now. Thank God for that. Have a good one, guys. Thank you. What a funny story, though. M1 Redhead. That works out. Tell the kids. That's right. M1 Kaylee, are you there? I am here. How old were you? I was in first grade, so probably like five or six, maybe. Rock on.
I just remembered. That was my first kiss when I was five. I kissed somebody before Krista. I kissed somebody at my cousin's wedding and they couldn't find us. I was a flower boy and she was a flower girl. Your grandma doesn't count, Mike. No, I was the ring bearer and she was the flower girl. You would have been the cutest ring bearer. Can I tell you a quick story? Yes. I hate to ruin. Kaylee, I'm going to let you tell this story. I'm stealing your thunder right now. Gosh, what's the problem? I know it. But you know what I did? I tied the ring in a knot. They couldn't untie it. Nice. In the wedding. Because I was an idiot. No, you weren't. What are you doing, Mike, tying it in a knot? You probably wanted to make sure it didn't fall off. No, I probably was being mischievous. Kaylee, what happened? Okay, so in first grade, which you don't really know anything about what's going on, my first kiss wasn't even until a couple years later, but I'm playing around with my friend, and the next thing I know, a little boy's ding-dong is in my face. So that was the first time I... I don't know that we can put that on the air. I don't know. I had to hit the button on you on that one. We all looked at you. Yeah, we all looked at each other going, can we really put that on the radio? I don't think we can. I thought that was like a cupcake or something.
Yeah, I don't think we could put that one on the air. I'll have to think of a way to describe what you were saying, but there's not a lot of ways you can describe that, though, other than what it is. You know what I mean? That would scar me for life. He's a very forward young man. Very assuming. Yeah, he was really taking a lot. He was little. He didn't know. I know, but he was taking quite a bit of liberty. Yeah, he was. You know, Mikey, that kind of goes along with my story. What? When I was five, the girl down the street, Linda Lemming, we would always go hide in the woods. And we got caught and my mom grounded me from seeing her because we were actually taking all of our clothes off. Oh, my God. This is the ghetto portion of the show. This is the ghetto portion. And I got caught and I was grounded from her. But I snuck out in the woods. We did this rendezvous meeting.
And we had a little house we'd set up, and we actually set the woods on fire. What? Oh, my God. Yeah, it was a fireman showed up, and I had to talk to the fireman. There I am. Were you clothed by that point, I hope? Partially. You were five. Jay's stories are always like... Unbelievable. They're crazy. How do you have all of these in that brain? How did you set the place on fire? We had matches. We decided we were going to have a fire. In your house, you need to have a fire so you can cook, obviously. I could get it started, but she got it started. When the fireman was talking to me, I was like, it was her fault. I feel funny. Yeah, it's fire, kid. That is such the perfect, like, character name, Linda Lemming. Yeah. And Linda Lemming. It's so funny. It's like Liz Lemon or Liz whatever. It's so funny that we remember first and last name. Oh, yeah. Never forget it. Nope. Jill Taylor. Jill Taylor. How about that? You know where she is now or no? She is, I think she's in Texas somewhere. That's the mom from Home Improvement. Oh, yeah, that's right. Jill Taylor. Jill Taylor. The kids first. Family girl with no TV.
M1 Christy? Yeah. Go ahead. Hi, good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Hey, I just wanted to call and share because I think I actually had two first kisses. I was 12 before I finally had my first kiss, but the very first kiss I ever had actually happened on stage in front of about 50 of my peers because I was in a musical. And the teacher was standing there and we had to practice. It was Oklahoma and they kissed a bunch in that musical. And so we had to practice the kiss. How old? I was 12. They were having 12-year-olds do a play where there's a bunch of kissing in it? I would be so nervous. I remember when I did Oklahoma. Did you really? No. 10 years old, my play was Caligula. It was really weird. But hey, it was a progressive school. That's right. Well, I know. It was pretty terrifying. The teacher's standing there going, just do it. Just kiss her. Weird. I wanted to kill someone, but I've never done this before. You're like, I'm wearing a retainer. It's acting, okay? You just got to lose yourself in the part. I tried to. I tried to. So it was probably one of the first. And the thing I remember is that the boy that had to kiss me had a crusty nose.
That's so filthy. That is the worst. If you have a crusty nose, maybe you're too young to be kissing. Maybe. Gross. Thank you for the call. Absolutely. You guys know what, do you even know what Celebrity Fit Club is? No. TV show? It's a TV show, right? Yep. Where they take celebrities that are overweight and try to get them to use. This is like. Aren't there 17 shows with the same content? Yeah, it's always like the older celebrities that get involved and they lose weight. Like Screech from Saved by the Bell was on it. Screech? That dude's a rail. Yeah. He had to lose weight? He was. He's not anymore. It's J-Listers, you know. Yeah. T-Listers. T-Listers. That's exactly it. Bobby Brown was on Celebrity. What'd you have for dinner? Fried chicken. Fried chicken. On a weight level. You instantly laugh, you goof. You goof. Y'all put it out there. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We put it out there. Now listen. Fried chicken. One piece, 500 to 600 calories. What? Delicious. Wow. 500 to 600. Why did you play that? 500 what? I got to rewind that to hear that. One piece, 500 to 600 calories. 500 to 600 calories.
And one piece of fried chicken. Are we talking a breast, a drum? I don't think it matters. Take the skin off. 300 calories. Told you. Well, who's doing that? That's loosely fun. Yeah. What's the point, Lauren? I don't like fried chicken. You don't? No. That's crazy. It's delicious. It's so good in your mouth. It's crazy delicious. When you taste it. Yeah. When it hits your lips. When you put it on your lips and you chew it. It tastes amazing. It's so good. I bet you don't like chicken on a bone, right? I do. I mean, I don't mind it, but I just would rather have grilled chicken. The fried chicken makes me feel like, ugh. Yummy? Makes you feel all yummy? It makes me feel like a bucket of Crisco. I would eat a bucket of chicken right now. Oh, yeah. If we had, if somebody walked in here, oh, yeah. If somebody walked in here right now. Some taters. Oh, for goodness sake. Gravy. I would be all over it. Oh, yeah. Thank you, Tom Cruise. I would, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm here with a bunch of fried chicken. Don't fry it. Grill it. Only 250 calories. Yeah, but then it doesn't taste as good. It sure does. It's boring. Boring. So you made a choice to consume 600 calories when some of you had the grilled chicken, right? Who had the grilled chicken? Okay. I had some of that too. You had some of that too? Yeah. And that's the second point. Portion control. Lauren won't be able to participate in this question, but I'm going to ask it. KFC?
Popeyes or Churches? Dude, Churches is pretty good. It's so good. I've only been to KFC. Are you serious? Churches is money. Churches is money. Popeyes is money, too, because Popeyes makes a spicy one. And their biscuits are really good. What about Long John Silver? Do they have that here? That's fish. And they have chicken planks. They're delicious. I worked there for a year. What is a chicken plane? Did you really? Yeah, I had the hat with a little leering on it. Jay has had nine lives. You're like the dude from Fast Times. I'm 100 years old. I've worked a lot of places. He's like Judge Reinhold. He's like Judge Reinhold from Fast Times. Dude, put the uniform on. Have a little pride, okay? Best job ever. Oh, I bet. Did they deep fry everything there? I deep fried everything. I can make 100 hush puppies in like 30 seconds. Oh, my God. Love hush puppies. How much would you love to have some... Starving. Red beans and rice. I'm starving. Spicy chicken. I have some mango. Oh, thanks. What do you have, Lauren? Some alfalfa sprouts? Alfalfa sprouts. No. Well, yes. On my sandwich, I do. Yeah. I've got a banana. You have some raw bark to go with that banana? No, I have some raw almonds. Raw almonds. Yes. Delicious. Look, the thing is... The thing is... I...
have an overactive appetite. Is that right? So I will eat if there's food in the room, no matter what it is. I guess I do too. I have to bring that stuff or otherwise I will indulge. I don't think you will though because you're, I mean, I think the rest of us would have a really hard time if there was an, maybe not Mike, you're pretty good at this too, but she'll have an open Tupperware of like carrots and blueberries or almonds or whatever. Always healthy. And you don't. Like, eat at it. It will sit there for hours open in front of her, and it stays filled. The only reason is because I'm terrified of crunching on the mic. I know. And they're going to be like, wait, Mikey's show used to be good until that crunching started on the mic. What is that? Commercials. What is that? Oh, that's the new girl. I thought you weren't eating it because it was carrots and berries mixed together. Mixed together. That's why I thought you weren't eating it. Yeah, I'm not doing the mixed together anymore. That was gross. Jay, we got to take a break. And I want to do cheesy love songs when we come back. Let's do this. It's a game. We're going to play a game. So we're going to clear the phone lines out and have you call right now. 570-1949. Jay, do we know what a prize is yet? Yes, indeed. What do we got? We're going to give away. We'll give you something. Yeah, it's a pair of lift tickets to Snow Valley. Oh, my gosh. Done. Huge. 570-1949. What you're going to do is you're going to either pick me and pick a horse. Either me, Woods.
Lauren or Sienna? You had a little problem there for a second. What wasn't written in front of me on a teleprompter? You're going to either pick me or, hang on, like, well. Budweiser? Sorry. Yeah. What you're going to do is you're going to call right now. You're going to pick a horse. It's either going to be me, you're going to pick Woods, you're going to pick Lauren, or you're going to pick Sienna. And we're going to do, like, love song, name that tune. I don't know what they are. Pick your horse. None of us know what they are except for Jay. And what Jay's going to do is he's going to start to play it. And as soon as we recognize it, we say our name. Okay, how recent are these things? Because I'm a little bit younger. Well, you just got everybody not to pick you. Whatever. Don't pick me. She's like, it has to be, you know, boy loves girl or I won't. The Ataris. Is Miley Cyrus on there? The Ataris or Miley Cyrus. Or Keith Urban. Watch. Don't pick me, but you just may make the biggest mistake of your life. Wow. Want to let people know? You can go to FM949SD.com, become an FM949 Insider, and get event invitations. Very cool. Concert pre-sale code, so you can get early stuff to the concerts and all that. I thought that said pie sale. I was on board.
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My profile. Yeah. Which I used to be able to do instantly. Dude, it's a pain. It is. Now I have to go to the homepage just to find my Facebook inbox. Jeez. That bothers me. Forget it. I don't like it. Now we're all clicking away. Yeah. I'm shutting the mother down over here. You have to. You just keep looking at it. Facebook has probably really lowered productivity amongst all companies in the world. Oh, my God. Right? The good thing for us when I was a recruiter. is we'd be like, listen, we use it to recruit. So if you walk by our desk and we're on Facebook, that's why. Really? And we did. We actually did. I remember when Facebook was nothing. Yes. It was like lame. MySpace was everything. And Facebook was like, whatever. And then one day. My wife was like, I hate MySpace. I will never be on MySpace. She's like Facebook queen. Well, a lot of people were like vehemently opposed. It was very creepy, MySpace, I thought.
Well, MySpace now is like nobody's. Do people still do MySpace? I think I creeped a lot of girls on MySpace. Well, they're introducing the lineup for the Bonnaroo lineup. Yeah. You have to go on MySpace to see. Yeah. At least initially. Why isn't any cool band going, no, you do that on Facebook? Right. There's not music on Facebook. There's some music on Facebook. It's very weird, though. I have like songs that I like and videos and stuff, but it's just it's not really. functional for that. Yeah, MySpace is still a place for music like that. Absolutely. It's like MTV doesn't show music videos anymore. No, not in 15 years. Yeah, it's a reality show. Except for early, early in the morning. They do? Mm-hmm. It's all hip-hop. How do you watch videos in the world now? YouTube. They'll do premieres on MTV, like the world premiere, you know? Yeah, of Jay-Z and Rihanna. Yeah. Great. They cost so much to make, I don't even see why people are really making it that much anymore. What's the point? Because we don't see them. People aren't even making records anymore. Radiohead sold their last album all online. And it wasn't at all just donation? And you could name your price. How cool is that? You wanted to pay a dollar for it? You paid a dollar. You paid what you thought it was worth. That's dumb. Is it? No, it worked.
It's brilliant. Really, they made a lot of money? They made a ton of money. Yeah, they cut out all the distributors and the record company fees and the A&R guy talent. Who's going to pay more than a dollar? A lot of people paid like $100 and stuff. Because if they're huge headheads, as you'd call them, radio heads. Headheads, I like that. They would pay $100. They would pay what they thought it was worth, yeah. It's pretty cool. I mean, as a music fan. I'm in shock. As a rabid music fan. Yeah. I love it. Yeah. I love it. I didn't think something like that would work. It worked well. Worked very well. They ended up actually finally making a CD out of it. But for the first, I don't know how long. I mean, that's the only way he could get it was online. Digital. Name your price, pal. Parents are being warned about sexting. It's getting bigger and bigger. Teenagers sexting. Take their phones away. If you don't know what sexting is, it's when you send a camera image of a naked body part. Oh, so it's not sexy talk through text. It can be, but the main sexting is the pictures. Because all these teenagers that are doing it, which 20% admit that they do it a lot. 20% now. 20%. Such a high figure. Yeah. To be sending pictures of your naked body through a phone. A lot of dirty kids. They're naked? They're actually nude? Yeah, they send naked parts. Like, girls will send pictures of their chest. Okay, girls, guys, all you...
All you sexters, those pictures are going to come back when you're 29 and you're going to look like a dirty pervert. Yep. If you are underage with those pictures on your phone, could you have like child pornography on your phone? Well, that's what people are saying. And it's funny. One of the teenagers that was interviewed says, well, it's not child pornography if we're not sending it to someone over the age of 18. Is that the truth or is that? I mean, that's what he said. They didn't say whether it's the truth or not. But either way, it's. They're saying, experts are saying parents need to be talking to their kids and telling them, look, just because you're sending it through a phone to one person doesn't mean it's just going to that one person. Like millions of, tens of millions of people. My phone's all the way over there. Whose cell phone device is making that? It's not mine. Mine's off. Maybe it was mine. Was it? I don't know. It's not doing it anymore. They say that the, who do you use? What carrier? Yeah. I use Verizon. Really? Me too. Can you hear me now? No. Just like that guy. You look like that guy. Can you hear me now? These two clown kids one time pulled up next to me, rolled the window down and go, can you hear me now? I almost rammed my car into them. Be like, first of all, I'm Jared. Okay. I'm Jared from Subway to get it right. You look like so many people. You do. You do. You look like Vince Vaughn, Robert Downey Jr.
Jared. You look like Jared from Subway. And Verizon. And the Verizon guy. No, and what's his name? Johnny Knoxville. No, you do. But Paul Blart. I'm not Paul Blart. If you had a mustache and you were heavier, you would be Paul Blart. Hey, TomTom lady, who do you think that Woodsy looks the most like? Because you're in his car all the time. I would have to say that he looks like a combination of all of them, Mikey. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true, Tom Tomlady. He kind of does. It's like mashing them all together. I don't want to make him angry or he'll turn me off again and say he wants the male voice. Cut me a little slack, okay? Kid's having a rough time adjusting out here. That's right, Tom Tomlady. I need you to make my life easier, not harder. Yeah, you're just supposed to tell him where he's supposed to go. I constantly try to tell him and he just keeps saying, Kid doesn't want to be told what to do. It's kind of my catchphrase. I can't win, Mikey. Is it true? Do you say that to her? I do. We have a really good banter. Yeah, you do? Back and forth all day. I'm screaming at her trying to find out where I'm going. All I wanted was a Walgreens. He screams like a little girl. Really? You know different. Is that true? Do you scream? You know better. Oh, really? You know better. TomTom lady said that you can't make up your mind.
That you don't know where you're going and that you scream like a little girl. I don't scream like a girl. The rest is true. He screams kind of like Taylor Hicks. Okay, fair enough. So, yeah, a little girl. Taylor Hicks. Wait a minute, Tom Tom lady. Taylor Hicks was the guy that won American Idol. Exactly. Didn't you mean Taylor Swift? Weren't you trying to say Taylor Swift? I meant Taylor Hicks, Mikey. You guys were talking about American Idol, no? Taylor Hicks. I don't think I've ever heard him scream. He's the, like, you know who he is. Oh, he's the kind of, like. Gray hair. Yeah, I kind of look like him, too. He's kind of chubby. No. He sings a bit like a woman. Stop pulling on your gobbler. Perhaps you prefer Clay Aiken. You know better. Maybe you do. You of all people know better. Maybe you do. She knows what kind of music I listen to in my car. Really?
Yes. I was talking to Mikey. Oh, yeah, for sure. Then, yeah, Mikey has some Taylor Hicks and Clay Aiken in his car. Guaranteed. I don't have Clay Aiken in my car. I have Clay Aiken. Taylor Hicks, maybe. Who does? I do. You have Clay Aiken? I think so. Get out of here. Wait, no. Cannot compute. Cannot compute. No, not Clay Aiken. I have, um, what was his name? He was really short. Mikey. No. Elliot Yamin. Oh, yeah, dude. He's awesome. And it's not Elliot Yamin. Elliot Yamin. Elliot Yamin. Who? Elliot Yamin. Dude, you don't know. He was like number four. He was a dude I thought that should have won American Idol the year that he was on it. He got the best makeover of all time. I'm getting tired head. Come on, man. What's it called? Wait for you is a good one. All right. No idea who this person is. That's Billy Joel. He has a beautiful voice. Dude, he's got the greatest voice. Let's hear it. I want to hear it. I'm going to be open-minded from now on. Okay, fine. If you're going to be open-minded, I'm going to give you him doing Motown. Done. I love Motown. Love Motown. I'm out. Put the other one back on. Come on. All right, how about this one? No, definitely not. I like one called Trainwreck, too. That's what this is becoming. That's not it. Put the piano one on.
This one. Give it a sec. That's so original. Nobody sings like that anymore. You do. Come on. You know that. No. The piano one, I agree, was probably the best bet. What was that one? The first one you did. Wait for you? Yeah, that sounds better. All right. You just said no. We already played it. Yes, you did. Get this voice, you tell me. Get this voice, you tell me anything. Love the piano. It's the first one we played. I know. I was in on that, and he changed it. I did. Yeah, I did. Why would you do that mic? Run that back. I'm dumb. As soon as the beat kicked in, it was ruined. You don't like it? No. It's good. They had bands like this, dude, back in the 80s. It's called New Edition. Okay? And I didn't like it then, and I don't like it now. If I wanted to listen to New Edition, I'd listen to New Edition. What's wrong with New Edition, by the way? I like New Edition. Belle Biv DeVoe. I like Belle Biv DeVoe. That girl is awesome. It's good. Who doesn't like Belle Biv DeVoe? This is like the Boomerang soundtrack. I know, right? It's good stuff, man. It's beautiful. Moving on. Ashton Kutcher apparently went on the last Jay Leno show. I don't know if you know that. Jay Leno is officially done. And the reason he's done is because he had terrible ratings at 9 o'clock at night. So Ashton Kutcher came on the show. I know, this is the last show.
And I felt like it was fitting that I came out on the last show to reveal that this whole Tonight Show, earlier show thing was a punk. Oh, really? Wow! Wow! That was him laughing. Very elaborate. Six years ago, I sat in an office at NBC. Unfortunately, we forgot to roll the cameras, and so I don't have any of the tape. Yeah, yeah. But I thought I'd come out and do the reveal. Right, right. Well, wow, that's fantastic. You did a hell of a job. I know, it was so silly, and everybody believed it, like, oh, God. And Conan was like, and like going angry and doing Irish accents. Well, I'm glad it's over. Yeah, I know. Isn't the term punked over? Yes. Can we really quick just go around and say what you think of Ashton Kutcher? Like or dislike? No opinion. Wouldn't say if I didn't like it anyway. Dislike. Why? He is just, I used to like him, but now he tried, ever since he married to me more, I'm sorry, I'm out.
He tries to... Wait a minute. Why? Was it because she was much older? No, no, because I'm in the same boat. We all know. No, but he just... I don't know. He acts like a little... DB? And he thinks he's... Yes, a DB. And he just thinks he's, like, really hot, this underwear model. Like, you can... Dave Bathews. Yes, Dave Bathews. DB. Rhymes with boosh. He screams too much. Yeah, he's just like, oh, I'm so funny and I make videos and I'm the camera guy. You know what he said to Zach Galifianakis? What? When they were doing this movie, What Happens in Vegas, Galifianakis was in it briefly. He needed the paycheck, I think. The Cameron Diaz movie? Yeah, Kutcher came to him and said, well, dude, you must be funny if you made the Kutch laugh. Really? Can you believe that? That's what a clown that guy asked. The Kutch. Sounds like something that someone in the studio knows. He's just like, to be on Leno's last show, it's like, really? M1 Sparks. Yeah, this is me. What's going on, dude? Hey, not a lot, man. Just listening to the show. Great show this morning, by the way. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, just want to let you all know that I've been following you on the stick cam site, and I was actually thinking about getting into Google Talk.
and then saw that you guys were up on stick cam, so I got a site now on there, and it's pretty cool to watch you guys in here at the same time. Thank you, man. Yeah, if people want to see us on camera, you can go to MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com, and it says webcam, and you can actually just watch us. A guy like you could actually get on and watch us. All you gotta do is click webcam. It's easy. It's really easy. Very easy to do. And we got a lot of them in here. First of all, we all have one on us, but then we also have a couple of separate cameras that you can click on that'll give you a different view. I forget that I'm on it sometimes. Oh, I forget too. MacGyver hooked it up. My mom gets mad at me if she sees me chewing with my mouth open. She does? Yeah, she's like, Sienna, you're on camera. Dude, I dip snuff on the air. My parents are like, oh, God. Somebody texted in. They said, oh, it's so great to watch Woods dip on camera. Spit in a bottle. Spit brown juice in a bottle. Here's Beyonce on Jersey Shore. Is there any reality show, anything you watch, a guilty pleasure? I was just watching the marathon of what are the kids?
On the Jersey Shore? No! Stop it. And? It was hilarious. She pretended she didn't know the name of the show. I thought the same exact thing. What is the name of those kids? Um, those guys. You know what's funny about that is everybody listening thought the same thing. Self-explanatory. Jersey Shore. Why pretend you don't know? Why don't you say, you know, because you don't want to look uncool. She's making people know I've watched it, but I don't watch it. Right. You know, I saw it. I happened to cross it and I found it. Get over yourself. Beyonce. Beyonce. I do like Beyonce. You have to edit yourself for the people that you say that you don't like. I know. Well, I felt bad after I said I didn't like Ashton Kutcher because, you know, I want to like everyone, but he's just annoying. He's kind of a little cheesy. Yeah. Over the top. Yeah, anybody that refers to himself in the third person. I mean, come on. Jeez. What? The kid would never do that. The kid would never do that. Ever. It's just ridiculous. Sean would never do it. Sean, no. Sean knows better. Well, yeah, Sean's a real cool guy. He used to be my sound effects guy, and he's a good friend of mine. I got a picture of him on my desk. Yeah, Amigos. Yeah, he's wearing a Mexican wrestler mask and says Amigos. Yeah, just keeping the seat warm for him.
Why do you say that? Why do you have to say, like, every time his name comes up, you guys say it, it's like... He's the best. He's, like, the funniest guy. He's, like, so talented. He's great. He's perfect. You're not... There's no competition between you and me. You are sitting in the chair. You're good. Yeah, we get a lot of texts and emails that say, hey, how can... Yeah, every day on my Facebook. Why isn't Sean on the show? Why isn't Sean there? Why isn't Sean there? Hey, that doesn't mean that we don't love you. We love you very much, and we're very glad that you're... That kid's the fifth choice out of five. This is M1MC. This is M1MC. Meldog. Meldog. Meldog. M1 Meldog. How are you, Meldog? How are you guys doing? Welcome back. Doing good. She's from Jersey and she was trying to get on that show Jersey Shore. She couldn't make it. Mickey. Yeah, it's Mikey. Oh, Mikey. Sorry. Sorry. Did you guys watch the Super Bowl? Yes. Of course. Yeah.
I just want to let you know that me and my crew went down to Miami. You call your friends your crew? Yeah. I'm only asking because I don't necessarily know all the lingo and all that stuff. Yeah, they're my crew. We fist pump together. Okay. We go canning together. Yeah. We often do laundry together. You do? Yeah. As a group? Yeah, we do everything together. We're the crew. So you guys went down to Miami for the Super Bowl? We went down to Miami, Mickey, and we partied. Hard. It's Mikey, but you partied hard. Who's Mikey? Yeah. Oh, sorry. Mikey, Mikey. Mikey. We partied hard. Is my girl Sienna Mist there? Yeah. Sienna Mist is here. My name is Sienna. Sienna. Sienna. She called you Sienna Mist. What about Woodsy Boy? Woodsy's here. You know that. Yeah. So, Mikey. Yeah. We partied so hard. Like, how hard did you party? Well, we started on the floor. Yeah. Miss pumped it all the way to the ceiling. Right. What? And you know that Eli Manning was in the Super Bowl. Yeah, you know, it wasn't Eli, actually. It was his brother, Peyton. Peyton Manning was in the Super Bowl. Whatever. Eli lives in New Jersey. He was down there partying hard, partying the hardest. I actually have a photo of me and Eli. Actually, well, it's like Eli's hand and my hand. Yeah. And I could send it. Do you think that that would be a good thing for the website? Not really, because it would just be a picture of two hands.
You can't really prove that it's Eli either. Yeah, you can't prove that it's Eli. Well, really, MC Meldog, it could be anyone's hand. Right. It could be my hand and Sierra's hand. It could be Sierra Miss' hand. My name is Sienna. My hand, Mikey, because it's tan. And I got my nails done. Yeah, what color? Last time, I think I told you I had cherry red. Right. Now I have berry razzle. Berry razzle. Wow. That's awesome. Yeah, looking good, Mikey. Yeah, you tan? Yeah, of course. Yeah, are you blonde or brunette? I forgot. I'm Brunette, and I have a poof. I brought the poof to Jersey. Snooki doesn't know anything about poof. Do you know what a poof is, Mike? She knows it. It's like when girls put a ponytail, their hair up, and it's like a big poof in the front, like right here. Oh, wow. It's like that bump on the head. Do you have a skunk stripe, too? It's a what? Like the white skunk stripe? It's a what, by the way. I put, sometimes I put the extensions in my hair, and they're like, there's white, there's pink, it's whatever I feel like doing that day, Woodsy. What's the hottest guy, what's the hottest guy to you again? He's got to be Italian. Right. I really like gorillas, which are just huge, muscly, can, have to be Italian, like I said, and just bulging, just bulging gorilla men. Do you like when they wear tank tops?
I'd rather they have no shirt, but if anything, I would like a tank top. Piercings and stuff? Do you like the piercings? I like tattoos better than piercings if I had to choose something. Who wouldn't? Well, thank you. Thank you very much for calling in. That's MC Meldog. MC Meldog signing off. Love her. Calling in to ask if it would be okay to send in a picture of her and Eli Manning's hand. Which wouldn't really work that good because it would just be a picture of a couple of hands and so you don't... I mean... How would you possibly know? Crap shoot. Lauren just got back to the studio. Yeah, what did I miss? MC Meldog called in while you were gone. Who's MC Meldog? Spice Girl? She's one of the Spice Girls. Hey, I got something for you. Did you know that in Italy, they have McDonald's, like they have McDonald's everywhere. Did you know that in Italy...
There is an issue right now with one of the new burgers. The McItaly Burger. Is that what it's really called? It's called a McItaly Burger. You can't just make stuff up, Sienna. Yeah, seriously. I'm reading it straight from the news. The McItaly Burger? That's awful. I think it's awesome. It should be like the McChow or something. Yeah. Would you like to know what's on the McItaly Burger? Absolutely. It's using all Italian beef, Asiago, Mikey, did I pronounce that right? Yeah, you did. You would know. Of course. Asiago cheese and artichoke spread. Gross. Sounds good. Sounds delicious, dude. Do you know what Asiago is? It's cheese. I said Asiago cheese. I got an English degree from the Loyola University of Chicago. Well, Italy's agriculture minister is defending all the McDonald's and their brand new all Italian burger. But many, many of Italians are very upset with this because they're like, look, you can't represent an Italian dish at McDonald's. We do everything from scratch. We spend hours preparing our food. This is a quick throw it together.
Less than a minute thing. This does not represent Italy. On a burger. I don't care what they do. McDonald's tastes good. So good. Delicious. The agriculture minister is saying that it's going to bring in 3.5 million euros, which is like almost $5 million. Wow. So it's a really good investment for them to have. If they had one of those here, I would get it. You know what they call the Big Mac in Paris? Living. Living. A Royale with cheese. A Royale with cheese. It's the McFrance. They call it that in the France too, boss. They do? What do they call it? They call it the Big Mac, like you said. Have you ever had one? No, because I'm dead. I've been dead for like 15 years. I thought that McDonald's was in France 15 years ago. Well, it was, but you asked me if I ever had one. How could I have one if I'm not alive right now? But I thought maybe they were around 15 years. Oh, I thought, I thought, I thought. Well, McDonald's has been in Italy for like 20 years. What, are we going to sit here and debate about it for a minute? What are you going to have to do? Maybe he couldn't reach the counters yet. Oh, another short joke, huh? Yep. Oh, that's a real nice one, Lauren. Maybe I will order some food for you. The lady will have a nice pommes frites.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not being chivalrous enough for you. Touche. Touche. What's a pommes frites? Pommes frites is fries, you dum-dum. Come on. Figure it out already. Pommes frites? Yeah, pommes frites. Hang on a second. I'm going to call for the plane. Here comes boss. By boss, I mean Garrett. Garrett? Yeah, Garrett Bull. He's coming? Yeah, boss. mercenary tattoo. You know why he calls me tattoo? Why? Because I have a rooster on my ankle like my good friend sitting across from me right now. Do you have a thing for roosters or something? Apparently. Oh. Don't mean to embarrass anyone. Can I see the rooster? Of course you can. It's eight feet tall. Taller than you. Let's see. Jay is panicking, Mike. We got to go. What's the Megan Fox thumb disease? Do you guys know? I will tell you. All right, we'll tell you next. He has a shake up next to your head. You're listening to The Mikey Show on FM 94.9. This is The Mikey Show, FM 94.9.
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Easy, JB. We got a text message that says, from now on, Jay's nickname should be Juice Fox. I like that. For the record, Mike, just for the record, I've never portrayed myself as single. I have always said I'm a married man. I am a happily married man. I think it's the, you know, just the persona of the sort of, you know. Clownish personality? Yeah. I think that might. Happily married. Don't cry, Woods. I've seen my wife in a few hours. You get, by the way. Don't cry. Just get. I know you're emotional. You get. FM949SD.com. They're having an About the Music show with Temper Tramp. Temper Trap. Sorry. Here it comes. I know. Stupid Mikey. You didn't even get the name right, man. You're an idiot, dude. You're a freak. Jesus freak. You don't even know the name of the band. Yeah, Jesus freak. I knew it. I knew it.
I hate you. I've been listening for 10 days straight and I hate you. 9.25 a.m. Thursday, February. I knew it. Dump it. Sir, sir, can I explain for a minute? No, I knew he was an idiot. I knew it. You can only let me just say one thing. No, I will not let you say one thing because he just said tempered crap. Tempered crap. Can you call back? You listen to me. You listen to me now. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. He's a temper trampist. He's a temper trampist. He should only this. I called the radio station and I told them. I said, I said, I know he's going to go on the air and I know he's going to mess up temper trap. And what did he do? What did he do?
He went on there, and he said, oh, yeah, the temper trap is now a trap, right? Oh, yeah, the temper trap is a whore now, right, Jesus Christ? Right, Jesus Christ? I wish you guys could see him right now. Oh, wait, you can. There's a video cam. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, the temper traps are whoring around town, some sort of prostitutes. Is that it? Is this CeCe DeVille on the line from Poison? I want to try this thing. Actually, it is. Yes. How you doing, CeCe? I'm doing pretty good. How are you? You still on the cocaine? A little bit, yeah. You sound like it. Every now and then, temper trap. Want to try it again, Mike? Mike, he's back. Yeah, I just wanted to tell you that FM949SD.com is about the music, and they've got a show coming up with Temper Trap. And it goes on sale Friday at noon. Show's on sale, you freakazoid! You can get all the information on Temper Trap at the website. Oh, yeah? Where can you get information about Ronald Reagan, you right-wing psychopathic criminal? And on the website as well. Doesn't that hurt? It's a great website, by the way. It's very informative. Yeah, I mean, you can get codes in there. You get early pre-sale to the show.
Oh, the temper tramp? Is that what we're going to get the pre-sale for? And let me guess, do we also get a little bit of information about Sarah Palin, the Republican? Don't forget about God. And Jesus Christ himself. You're free! You know what else you can see on there? What? Hillary's blog and bio. Yeah, why would anybody think he was a married man? Yeah, what is that? What is it? I just want to go in there and let everybody know. You know. How dare you label me? So I have a crush on her. It's fine. But I have never once portrayed that I am a single... It's harmless. Jay, do you have a crush on Hillary? No, I respect her as a woman. Liar! Liar! Yes! That was the most fantastic thing. She's a happily married man.
He's got four kids. And he's nodding at me while he says it. And he's sticking his tongue out, doing all kinds of obscene gestures. I'm a married man. Unbelievable. I'm a married, of course I wouldn't think. How dare you? So, speaking of married men, what's going on with Taylor Swift? She apparently is considering a tattoo. Do it. It's so original. And this is news? Do it. It's so original. Of course it's news. Wait, wait, wait. The reason I think it's news... Is because she's a young person. She doesn't drink. She's never smoked anything in her life. I would never have any sort of intercourse with a male at any point unless I'm married. And I never have told a lie. Now, why are you making her? It's so bad. She's the next Tiger Woods. She is. She's going to sex camp. Anyone who is that perfect. I don't know if I'm going to get it or not. I'm trying to figure out. If that compromises being a role model or not. My mom says it doesn't. My dad says it does. So I'm just kind of trying to figure out what to do. What's wrong? That's nice. You're a grown woman. You know what you call that, Mikey? A temper tramp. No. That's what you call her. You call her a temper tramp, Mikey, because that's what you do. She's going to get one of those temper tramps right above her crack. Might as well be a bullseye. Tramp stamp. You know what you call that, though? What?
Kid calls that Cadillac problems. Yeah, Cadillac problems. That's the only thing she's worried about. Kid calls it Cadillac problems. Here's the deal. You want to be original these days? Don't get a tattoo. Don't get your nose pierced. Don't get your butt pierced. What? Don't get anything pierced. My butt pierced? Okay? You want to be the original guy on the block? Mikey's got tats. I've got a tat. You want to be original? You do? Go tatless. Go Tatless. That's original. What's your tat? He's got a little butterfly on the small of his back. It stretches from hip to hip. It says, I'm a happily married man. Happily married. It's my wife's name. Right. Across my back. It's a tramp stamp, but it's my wife's name. What is it really? I was drunk and on 6th Street in Austin and got a tattoo of a son on my back for no reason other than it looked cool on the wall. That's fantastic. And I'd had some tequilas. Well, I think it's nice that Taylor Swift is concerned about being a role model. I think that's nice. She's going to get a guitar. That's kind of cool, then. I just made that up. Oh, okay. Never mind. What's wrong with being a role model? She's going to get... Nothing. Cinderella. See what she does, though? Sienna makes it into being, like, bad. She's like... Well, it's just Taylor Swift. Everyone's like, oh, she's so...
Oh, her songs are so nice. But it happened to everybody. I mean, you know, Britney was like the sweet, innocent girl. Look at her now. You know what, though? When Britney, when the thing was going on, Britney, you could tell, was just a part of the machine. She would even say it wasn't her. No. Like, Taylor actually genuinely says this. Britney never talked that talk. Britney was always like, I want to add it. I don't like this. I don't want this. Christina Aguilera, they did her when her genie in the bottle days, they portrayed her as this really innocent girl. And then her next song was Dirty. Farty. It should have been Farty. She's not farty. She's so farty. She's beautiful. She's gorgeous. She's so farty. No. Don't follow her into the bathroom. Disgusting. Was that Lauren? It was me. Every time I do the woods fart, I feel like it's not good enough. It's getting better. It's just too high-pitched. Yeah, but my voice is probably lower than yours. Fair enough. All right. You tell me if this should be on the banned list. Not B-A-N-D. Not B-A-N-D. It's B-A-N-N-E-D. So should these things get banned? Should we ban them? Now, there's always disagreement on the banned list. Because some of us go, that shouldn't be banned. There's nothing wrong with that. What's wrong with that? Moccasins. No. Is that really on the list? I just marked it off, but it was on there. Who put that on there? I think Jay did.
Jay, we have problems. See you again? We have problems, my friend. Excuse me. God, I wish I was wearing them today. These don't just come from us. These are emailed to us. No, they're not. Yes, they are. Everyone loves moccasins. Not one person. If by everyone, you mean you. I do. I don't think that they're running rampant enough for people to feel either way about them. That was a direct dig at me. You'd be banning one pair. Yeah. Yeah, the only person wearing them is Sienna. Yeah. You'd be betting one pair in this county. When I portrayed my public love for moccasins, I can't tell you how many emails I got. Where'd you get the mocks? Kind of like mine with cargo shorts. Get out, buddy. We're not talking about you and your cargo shorts. Same thing. Cargo shorts have become a four-letter word. They have around here. You know what that word is? Here we go! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! He still doesn't know. Sorry. I was trying to get to him, but my foot was tangled in my headphone wires. How great is that?
If only it was a bit. I can't believe he did it twice in two days. Maybe one day. Maybe one day. The best is going to be when somebody calls up and just, I hate Mikey. He's this, this. And we're like, he's on the air. They're cussing. They're cussing. I love it. Goodness. Next thing on the ban. Should we ban? wimpy vampires. Who made this list? I don't know. I don't remember these. These get emailed. They come on the text. Ladies, ladies, FYI, all of you listening, there's no such thing as vampires. You don't know that. Edward Cullen. Push dump. You don't know that. Push dump. Edward Cullen does not exist. Nobody is going to come. Nobody's going to come up to Escondido and drag you from your house. And love you for eternity. Really? It's not going to happen. You're telling me that there's not a really romantic, pale vampire right now. Mikey, Mikey. Near the La Costa Lagoon. He has diamonds on his skin. He doesn't exist. Ladies. What is wrong with you? Ladies. You want to just go ahead and talk about Santa Claus? Ladies. He's not out there. It's the goofiest thing. It's the goofiest thing. These housewives women are like, oh my God, I'm Team Edward. Get. We should grow up.
Grow up. Who was just preaching about Taylor Swift? Taylor Swift's hot. And who was just preaching about how he's a happily married man? I can say she's hot. You don't know what you're talking about. Yes, I do. Hey, there's no such thing as vampires. They exist. They're not going to love you forever. Trust me. Lauren, have you read them all? Yeah, of course. I'm not saying that Edward Cullen's going to sweep up to my house in Escondido with his beautiful diamond skin and perfect... Chiseled chest. And his four-foot hair. I'm just saying I wish he would. I wish he would. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. No, we're quite aware that it's fantasy, but why not? Not all of you. Well, yeah, maybe not. Some people are really into it. What about creepy Facebook ads? Ads? Ads or... What is that? I don't know. Creepy Facebook ads? I guess it's the... Oh, is it like, see who's looking at your profile right now? Oh, those? Yeah. It's always larger breasted women that are looking at mine. I can tell you. How do we feel about mafia land? Who cares? Farm town? Farm town. I'm about to delete you if you play it. I just, I don't play. Nor do I. I have a real job. No, you can play. I just, I'm saying, I...
I'm not interested in accepting this, you know, swan from the farm. I've never once. I don't even know what it is. Except a ray of sunshine as I'm trying to build. I'm good. I'm good. Thank you. Will you please help me advance in the mafia by clicking on my mafia? Please whack this guy out for me. I'm just like, oh. But listen, I got family members that love it. So I'm just saying it's not for me. I got family members that love it. You're kidding. Oh, dude. Your brother, Steve. No, but we're the only two in the world that don't do the Mafia-ville. Wait, me and you? Yeah. No, I don't do it, but it does not discriminate. It starts with the young, ends with the old. Everyone's doing it. You do any of that, Sienna? I see it. I don't even know what it is. I don't even click on it. Should we ban Livestrong Bracelet knockoffs? So, in other words, it's not... Yes.
No, but some of them are for breast cancer and stuff. If they're for a decent cause, fine. But what if they're for... The Mikey Show. The Mikey Show, which we considered for two minutes and went, it's too dumb. Oh, it's so dumb. We couldn't do it. We couldn't do it. I said, we can't do it. It's just, I can't. No. Eh, they don't bother me. Really? It's like, why don't you go ahead and band earrings? All right. I think they're a little different than earrings. All right. What about tracksuits? Absolutely not. Are we talking about the... Are you talking about the waterproof ones that when you walk, it's like... No, like the velour ones. Yes, the velour ones. Like the mafioso ones. Matching. I think I just gave myself a paper cut. What's the matter with them? Dude, I like them. You like them, right? I'm a Sopranos guy. You know that. For men or for women, are you talking about? Either. Oh, and I think the velour ones on the women are sexy. The juicy ones? Yes. They're really sexy. Let's say pink on the butt. Yeah, they're sexy.
Pink on the butt of Victoria's Secret. I love them. I like them too. Very foxy. We get it. Your butt's pink? We get it. Look at my butt. It says words on it. Okay. Done. If you got a nice one, I mean, might as well want to flaunt it. I guess I walked into that one. Lauren, what's the problem? I get it. It exploits women. Is that it? Yeah. It exploits women? No, it does not exploit women. Women wear it themselves. It's fine. It's just like... You don't like them. No. You would never wear it. But you're not the type to go... You'd wear a burlap bag before you'd wear that. I don't know what that is. She's got a purse made out of kimonos. I do. I do. She does. They're recycled Japanese kimonos. Stop. Stop. It's funniest when she does it. I don't know what's going on. Yeah. You know, remember James Gunn from Silence of the Lambs? No. He wore her purse. Those are made from the shirts of his victims. Yeah. Some people make purses out of skin. I make them out of... I was like, come on. Did you make that purse? No. That would have been awesome. Yeah, no. I actually spent like five hours on it. Where'd you get that material? Well, I found this... I was sitting next to a school bus and I was like, about a size 12. What does that mean? And I was like, uh... I was like, hey... Can you help me put this couch in my van?
We need to get Sienna a copy of Silence of the Lambs ASAP. Yes. I'm too busy. We make that joke every day, and she's like, I don't care. I'm too busy. You'd think you would have watched it by now. I'm too busy. I'll tell you that a couple more times. Platform flip-flops. Oh, yeah. Those are definitely sexy. Those are so gone. Please. How about platform suede orthopedic shoes? Stop. Mikey, go with it. He loves his lugs. Mikey loves his lugs. You know what the thing is? I would laugh if you were wearing them, but Mikey pulls them off. That's one thing he pulls off. I wouldn't have noticed them if you didn't point them out. I noticed them right away. Mike, you pull them off and you pull them off well. Why does Mike look five inches taller today? He's got his orthopedic shoes on. Orthotics. Orthotics. They're not. They're not. The platform sandals, yes. Girls, if you have them, it's time. I don't know if I know what those are. They're big ones here. We're called Rocket Dogs. I think I know. Or Cork, right? No, not Cork. You can't say that on the radio. Not Cork. Those are like platforms. You can't say that on the radio, dude. More of the band list when we come back. I think platform flip-flops. Say it. Flip-flop.
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It's from the Chris Matthews show. OK, it is Dan Rather, who was let go by CBS and you weren't too happy about it. And Mark Cuban, the owner of the Dallas Mavericks, hired him for the HD network and put him on as like the main guy said, hey, listen, I don't think you're done. I think you got a lot more left in the tank. So he hired him. Well, he was on the Chris Matthews show and they were talking about how. Dan Rather feels that Obama really hasn't done much since being president and can't really get that health care put through and said this. Part of the undertow in the coming election is going to be President Obama's leadership. And the Republicans will make a case. And a lot of independents will buy this argument. Listen, he just hasn't been. Look at the health care bill. It was his number one priority. It took him forever to get it through, and he had to compromise it to death. And a version of, listen, he's a nice person. He's very articulate. This is what's going to be used against it. But he couldn't sell watermelons if you gave him a state trip. You can't say that. You can't say that, Dan. You think anybody pulled him aside afterwards and they're like, hey, Dan, you can't.
Imperial wizard. Yeah. He just started to say it at the end of the clip. You can't say that. Chris Matthews said, yeah, maybe we find, I think it was what it sounded like, or is it Chris Matthews? Yeah, Chris Matthews. Yeah, I think what he was saying was like, let's find another word that we can use. Yeah, maybe you say he couldn't sell ice to an Eskimo. No, that wouldn't work. Nobody could. Couldn't sell a, except for me. You couldn't sell, I don't know, something. Catch a popsicle to a woman with white gloves? That doesn't work. Nobody would do that. Couldn't sell water to someone in the desert. There you go. That's what we're looking for. Wait, wrong sound. That's the one. That's the one I wanted. Thank you. Very good, very good, very good. That's a little... That made me very uncomfortable. Can I tell you about something that made me uncomfortable right now? Sure. In the restroom. There was a single square on the floor. Now, I am a neat freak and I'm also a germaphobe at the same time. So I'm conflicted. A, that's the filthiest thing I've ever seen in my life. A square of toilet paper? Just a square.
Why is that so filthy? It had a dot of water on it. It had a dot of water, and I don't know if the dot came from hands dripping because they just washed their hands and a drip of the water went onto the square. Okay, I don't know. Or I don't know if that drop is something else, and I don't want to take it to a lab and have a culture developed on it or anything like that. I'm just saying that when I see a square of toilet paper, I don't want to see a square of toilet paper laying on the ground in a bathroom. A public bathroom. Step over it. I do, but I don't want it there. Just the fact that it's there, it makes me come unhinged. I'm like, oh. But at the same time, it's so gross. If you drop a piece of something, of anything in the bathroom, pick it up. Are you picking that up off the floor? I took a paper towel. And I scooped it up and I threw it in the trash. I would have done the same thing. You would have? Yeah. Zero percent. No? No, dude. Walk right over that thing. That's the worst bathroom etiquette. What? Ever. Hey, at my bathroom? Yeah, I'll pick it up. Right. But I'm not going on that.
Nasty. Get a couple paper towels. Pick up a square. Oh, with a dot of water and it's sticking to the floor. Why doesn't someone just sweep it up later? You just wasted two paper towels. Yeah, on a square of toilet paper. On one square of toilet paper. It doesn't gross you guys out to see that? No. I mean, if there's something on it, yeah. But I'm not touching it then either. Yeah, exactly. I want Barnes & Noble to offer a book about, in general, bathroom etiquette. And like what to do when you walk in, because not enough people know what to do when you walk into a bath. First of all, the bathrooms with the stalls, the bathrooms that are the single bathroom. What to do when you're in a public. Petrifying. It's absolutely petrifying. Yeah. From number one to number two is petrifying. Yeah. Yeah. Petrifying. Petrifying. Petrifying. For a dude, it's petrifying. Give me an example. Let's say you're doing your thing. Okay. Filing some papers. Okay. You're going to be there a while. Yeah. And how about the guy that comes up while you're in there? You're filing your papers. Yeah. And he's trying to open the door. You clench. And you're like. So there's an old email that came out. I think I might have forwarded it to you. And it's a little bit of etiquette. It doesn't touch everything.
The best thing to do is when right when somebody walks in the door and you're in there taking care of business, give it one of these. It's called the camo cough. Yeah. Or you give it what they call the a stare where you give a little toe tap. Like Fred Astaire. You do a toe tap. Tap, tap, tap. So the guy knows. Dude, I went into a, I went into Jack in the Box to file some papers. This was a couple of weekends ago. Lauren O'Brien's now coming unhinged. I don't blame you. I'm just saying, let's all be adults about it. I'm just telling you as an adult. Let's be adults about talking about our poo. No, hang on a minute. I'm telling you as an adult. First of all, I was filing papers. It's a bodily function that we all have to do. Do we? We don't all have to talk about it. All males do. Hang on a minute. Now, here's the deal. I went into this jack-in-the-box, walked in. It was a single stall. that was in there did an interesting thing. He took the toilet paper roll and he just started spinning it. And I was like, okay, there's a human being here. Wouldn't that get all the toilet paper on the floor? No, he's probably spinning it in the direction where it wouldn't. You know what I mean? He was just making the noise, I guess. That is so weird. But I could hear it. And I was like, okay.
So I decided I would wait him out. Oh, no. Dude, you go somewhere else. I'm going to wait him out. Jared, you don't wait him out. So I walk out of the bathroom. Okay. I walk out of the bathroom and into the dining hall. The dining room. The dining room. And I'm doing the astare myself. I'm like, okay, let's make it happen. Let's make this happen. It doesn't take, just do what you got to do. And yeah, Lauren. If you're going to use the bathroom at the Jack in the Box to file papers, you've got to go pretty bad to have to use it. Why are you waiting around? Because I thought that I was dealing with a human being. That's why. That's the answer to the question. You really want to walk into that aroma after? See, I would have left purely because I would not have gone in after a smell. I just needed to file papers. It had to be done. That's all I wanted to do. And so I go back in and I waited at least four minutes. And I'm like, because it's fight or flight. Like I'm either leaving and going somewhere else, which I don't want to do. Or I'm waiting. And I'm like, this is a human being, I'm sure. I'm sure I'm dealing with a human being who in just a moment will be done. You heard the toilet paper spitting. So you thought you were probably wrapping up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Literally. Yeah.
So I go in there, and he's not done. And so I'm like, you've got to be kidding me. Did you say anything? No. So I'm standing there with my arms crossed, and I decide I'm going to let him know by pacing. Oh, wow. You had to go back. You know what that's called? What? That's called an Uncle Ted, and I don't know why. I don't either. He just hangs out. Yeah, Uncle Ted was pacing. He hangs out in the bathroom. And so I hear, and I wanted to go. I don't care. I get it. I know. I know you're there. I know. And by the way, I'm the same guy. I'm not a different customer. I'm the same person. Other people need to use the restroom. Why didn't you just go in the girls' bathroom? Oh, my gosh. I've done it.
done it. I've gone in the boys. You've gone in the girls and the boys? Yes. Well, you gotta go. You just go. No way. If there's only one bathroom in there, you go. If it was like stalls, obviously I wouldn't go because I'd be like, what's up, dude? You go in there, you'll be on the sex offender website in two minutes. No, it's not that big of you. I've walked in the girls and seen the guy in there and I'm like, oh. Oh, excuse me. Pardon me. But I understand. I don't, I'm not upset by it. There needs to be a book on etiquette. We need to figure out what we're doing. What about when you're in the stall? Say there's a row of stalls, and you're doing your business, filing papers, and there's plenty of empty other stalls, but someone goes to the one right next to you. You need a buffer stall. Get out. Go as far away as you can. Nothing makes me more tense as if I'm in there, and it's a full house, and somebody comes in, and all I can see is his shoes, and he's waiting me out. And I'm like, oh, God, I've got to hurry. I've got to hurry. I can't sit. I've got to go. I start sweating. And I'm like, I guess I'm done. And then wrap it up. Done. But if it's a full house, who cares? I care. Because then I got to walk out and see that guy. It's called the walk of shame. If it's a full house, they don't know what I'm doing. They don't know who else has been in there or how long they've been there. I'm going to hang out as long as I want. Sometimes I'll try to wait them out. You will? Yeah, yeah. 20 minutes. Just on my phone, like, working, making calls. Yeah, you wait. Well, if there is a, and everybody that's in a, everybody that works in a building,
or anywhere at work where there is three stalls. If you go in, there's a bookend. You go to the other bookend. Yeah. Nobody goes right next. They do. Who? Why? A lot of people. I was in Target the other day, just to let you know. And there's like, you know, eight stalls in there. And I swear, it was me and one other person in there already. And then someone walks in, goes right next to me. They're nuts. Like, get out. Scoop down. They're nuts. Women have it lucky because they always are in stalls. Men have to do their business sometimes in a giant trough in front of 60 other dudes at a sporting event. That's true. I have nightmares about going to concerts. I won't drink at like a big show. I just won't drink. I'm like, I'm not drinking anything. We know that's a lie. So I don't have to go to the bathroom. Women don't have to deal with the mortification. It's mortifying. Of what they call the trough. The first time I ever saw it, I walked in, I'm like, is this Athens in 1525? What is this? Imagine if you guys had to go pull your boobs out every time you went to the bathroom in front of other women. Women do it, though. Women don't care about that stuff. Women are not embarrassed of their bodies. Men are very embarrassed of their bodies for good reason. No, they're embarrassed of their bodies. You are? Yeah. I thought women will get undressed in front of other women. Mikey, that's just in...
Horror movies. No. Where they're having topless pillow fights. Yeah, they do. And tickle fights. Tickle fights. Not all women do the whole naked thing. In front of each other? Yeah, but a lot do. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the other deal. Whenever I walk into a gym, when you go into a gym, Woods knows this. You walk in the gym, you walk into the bathroom, there's always one guy who's 58 years old. He's always older. With gray hair. Gray hair everywhere. Combing his hair naked in the mirror. And you're like, dude! So put that little guy away, okay? Nobody wants to see that little guy. Well, there has to be the age that people hit where they don't care. Yeah, there's an age where you go, I don't care. But also, guys, when they're in the trough. Trough. Trough. Isn't it like it's a rule that you don't look. Girls would look because we don't have that rule. Yeah, it's a rule. It doesn't make it any easier with your piece hanging out. You guys. With a million pieces hanging out down the road. It's not a big rule. I must be at that age because I don't care. Yeah. I would drop the rule right now.
I get stage fright. I don't think that Todd would care. Jay, was there a time, though, when you did? You know, I don't think so. I mean, I think back to I was climbing. We were climbing this big rock, me and a buddy. And we were on this tiny ledge. And I was like, dude, you need to look the other way. And I dropped trowel two feet away from this guy. And he's like, never tell anyone about this again. I was filing papers like you would not believe. On a rock. Well, there was no choice. Yeah, it was like a rock in the middle of nowhere. You know, I was a thousand feet up climbing. I was filing papers like you wouldn't believe. Like you wouldn't believe. I was going to explode. Well, good thing you stayed true to your word and didn't tell anybody. Yeah, I told somebody since I got down. I was like, you're not going to believe this. He was standing right next to me. I've heard a lot of things. I've never heard that before. Me neither. I've never heard that. But there should be an etiquette thing of what you do and what you don't do. You know what? Maybe a pamphlet. Yeah. Maybe a pamphlet. In every bathroom. I would pick up a pamphlet in the bathroom. There should be like a poster on the back of every stall door. Here's the last thing you do. Here's the last thing you do ever if you walk into a place where there's a stall. Never do this. Don't ever. You know someone's in there.
Ever not. Hey, pal, how long are you going to be? No, what do you say? Everyone says something different when someone knocks. Mikey, what do you say? I thought everyone says the same exact thing. No. Someone's in here. No one says get. I do. Don't we all say someone's in here? I thought everybody says someone's in here. I've heard, I'm in here. I've heard, occupied. I've heard, don't come in. Question. Have you guys ever been walked in on? Of course. Do we all say the same thing? Dude! I thought we all say, someone's in here. I just screamed. Like, what do you mean someone? It's Mike. It's Mike. Don't say someone, Mike. You're Mike. The someone is you. You don't want to tell them who you are because you don't want to tell anybody. But they're staring into your eyes, your deadlights. They're looking right into your soul. Doesn't matter. There's someone in here. You do the cover up. Yeah. Yeah. It's the most.
Humiliating thing in the world. What if you got walked in on in a single bathroom, no stalls? When you were at work. Yeah. But when you were at work. Yeah, I'm sure it's happened. Nothing more awkward than that. To everyone. M1 Ronan. Hello? Ronan, are you there? Yes, I am. Go ahead. Hi, guys. Hi. I was just going to comment. I think that Mikey would absolutely love bathrooms in Japan. Why? They have the most amazing, pristine. You could go into a public park and it's like going into a fancy hotel's bathroom. No way. All the toilets have all these buttons like some sort of airplane gadget. It's got a million buttons on it. All the seats are heated. What do you suppose are heated? That would freak me out. So if you're going to the bathroom, it covers up sounds. They have buttons for stuff. They're brilliant. The toilet is the lazy boy. Why is it that culturally... All you have to do is picture going into a Chevron gas station. You know, because you really have to. And there's like graffiti that somebody did with a knife. And it's so old, it's like rusted over. You're like, who is that guy? For a good time call. Yeah. You know what I mean? You're like, I don't have time. Who had time? You want to get in and you want to get out. You want to get in and get out.
Who had time? The Japanese have it figured out, man. That's what I'm saying. Mikey, it's almost I've never really wanted to go to Japan. I kind of do now. I'm telling you. I told you. They're very innovative. They have a lot of things going on. M1 Chicken and what? Chicken. Yeah, say your name. M1 Chicken and Waffles. M1 Chicken and Waffles. Go ahead. Yeah, man. Hey, I like it. I kind of like. Work with the whole uncomfortable thing. I like to go in the bathroom and stand next to the only guy at a urinal. And I kind of look over, like start a conversation. You're that. You're him. You are a monster. Chicken and waffles. Yes, you're him. And we know that guy. There's a row of 19 urinals. You're the only guy in there and someone will come and stand next to you. You're like... There's Big Brothers Big Sisters program. What are you doing? I mean, if you need a friend this badly. How you doing, pal? You know, please. Can I help you with? This isn't going to help either one of us. This is uncomfortable. You standing right next to me. It happens, too. 570-1949-949-mikey at gmail.com. Let's see. Oh, no. We can't put that on. I ain't doing that one. He knows to behave. He full on. He knows to say number three.
I'm ready. Come on. Be careful, my friend. Yeah. Do it. Do it. Tread lightly. Number three, we can all imagine. Yeah. Yeah. 570-1949 or text us 949mikey at gmail.com. There must be something. And I thought there was. I mean, I thought it was unspoken. If you're going to go into a bathroom, you just know how to behave. But everybody has their way of letting people know. It's embarrassing. I know. I know it. Can you talk about it? 570-1949. 949mikey at gmail.com. I'm telling you, man. You've been there. Oh, yeah. Well, everybody has. I mean, first of all, I wish there was a way to transport myself back home. Absolutely. That's the biggest deal. I just want to be home. Me too. Everybody has their deal. Oh, by the way, We're going to do Dude, You're Dumb. We are. Now, Dude, You're Dumb is what is that situation that you're in that you go, can you not do that? Like, give an example of a prior Dude, You're Dumb, Woods. We did one. The dude that's at a red light.
And the guy behind him honks the second the light turns green. Right when it turns green. Yes. Like, give me a second, dude. Give me a second. Yeah. Or I did, like, last week we did flip-flop guy. Yeah. Pick your shoes up, dude. You're not wearing wooden clogs in the Netherlands. I don't need to hear you shuffling down the boardwalk, pal. Yep. A hundred percent. Dude, you're dumb. That is dude, you're dumb. Call us right now. 570-1949 if you have one. And Woodsy's going to do some here in just a second. This is the temper trap. Sweet disposition. Like it. They use it in a Diet Coke ad. It's awesome. Be a part of the Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949 or text 949Mikey at gmail.com. More coming up. Are you sure this thing is some sort of cult? On FM 94.9. This is the FM 94.9 Bud Light Concert Calendar. Okay, so this coming Monday night, Sia is going to play at House of Blues. Also, the same night, Taylor Hawkins of the Foo Fighters will play at the Casbah with his other band, the Coattail Riders. You can see Rogue Wave at the Belly Up, Tuesday, April 27th. Transfer will play there April 29th. And the Ava Brothers at House of Blues, Thursday, April 29th. And just announced, the Wigs are going to play the Belly Up. The show's not until June 17th. So there you have it. Get out there and see some shows.
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The new home of the Mikey Show. FM 94.9. Financial media station. The new home of the Mikey Show. This is FM 94.9. It's Woodsy's Friends Band. Saints on Fire. Up at the Saints. Welcome back. So Ed Helms from The Office. We know Ed Helms. He plays Andy. The best. I love his character. The best. He's the guy. That says this. That was an overreaction. That's right. I didn't even know that. That's right. It's an overreaction. When he punched a hole in the wall. He has a, he has kind of an interesting talent that he's able to do. And it's to identify celebrity voices in advertisements. And so he did it for Jay Leno. See if we could do it.
Prior to the break, we were discussing the fact that you did voiceovers, and you still do them. Lots of voiceovers. Oh, very good. And you have a unique talent. Tell people about this. Oh, well, I'm sure a lot of people can do this. I have a knack for identifying celebrity voices in commercials when I hear them. All right. Okay, now we put together a few commercials. Okay. Here's what we're going to do. If you know what the voice is, say Sienna, Woods, or Lauren. Scream it out like we do during the Name That Team. Yeah, say your name, we'll stop it, and we'll see if you're right. The real ones, let's see if you can identify them. Here is the first commercial. Go ahead. There's Mozart's Piano Sinatra. Woods. Jeff Bridges. You are right. Wow. You are right. In B-flat major. Got it. Susan Sarandon. No, that's Jeff Bridges. Jeff Bridges, right? Very good, very good. Good job, Woods. Thanks, buddy. I love this game. That was an easy one. That was sort of a sorbet. Oscar winner. To cleanse the palate. This one's a little trickier. Let's go to our second. For 15,000 financial advisors. Woods. Sam Watterson. Let's see. You create a strategy to consolidate, manage, and invest your assets, which could make your second act better than your first.
No, I'm wrong. That's tricky. I couldn't hear it very well. Boy, was that Kiefer Sutherland? No, no. He paid a fighter Oscar winner. Robert De Niro? No, no. That is Willem Dafoe. Oh, Willem Dafoe. Again. I wouldn't have got that. No way. You're now 50-50. Let's move on. Let's go to our next one. If you're right, that's really incredible. It's the girl that played the girlfriend on 40-Year-Old Virgin. Correct. Oh, wow. I think you're right. Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue. Okay. Give me initials.
Come on. Come on. Throw me a bone here. The initials are CK. Catherine Keener. Catherine Keener. Wow, Woodsy. Play it all the time, dude. That is huge. You play this all the time? All the time. My wife, I'm like, honey, name that voice. She's getting really good at it, too. Really? You notice the half-ass applause he got. I deserve that. All right. Let's try another one. Here's another one. So when the time comes to bust open a can of doing... We've got all the tools for all the things we need to make them happen. Woods. Woods. Ed Harris. We'll see. More doing. That's the power. You are good.
Love this game. Oh, wow. All right. Apparently, I'm really bad at this. Wow, this is embarrassing. It is. Woods, you're good at this. Great. No. Who's that? No, that's not Robert. I actually can't hear it very well. You can't hear very well. Okay, who was that? That was Ed Harris. Yes, of course it was. Man, dude. How embarrassing for him. I know. I'm really good at this game. Life is full of unexpected expenses. Twins. How much water? I think that was Kiefer. I heard like 18, but I think the first one was Kiefer. His hearing returned, ladies and gentlemen. That, my friends, is Kiefer Southern. That is correct. You were like four out of five. Four out of five. Wow. Love that game, dude. How great is that? Love that game. By the way, a little bit later on. you're going to be hearing a ride-along with Larry King and Snoop Dogg. Yes. What? I'm not kidding. Full shizzle. That's correct. I just remembered something. Can I show you guys really quick? Sure. What is it? Oh, my God. No way. No way. Do I hold in my hand? It's like the Lost Ark. Yeah, it is.
It is. We just found the Ark of the Covenant. I just remembered that I had it with me. Oh, my gosh. Do I hold in my hand right now. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Your childhood weird collection of got milk ads. I love my little sister, Waverly. She had it. I asked her. Wait, it's backwards. Backwards. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I didn't keep it in very good condition. I thought I did better, but I didn't. There was Rugrats with the chocolate milk. Who's that, Rebecca Romijn? I was in middle school. We have to scan them. Oh, look. Oh, my gosh. I told you. When I was in middle school, I collected got milk ads. I'm a dork, I know. But I did, and I even put reinforcers on them in the binder to make sure that they stayed. I taped them. So that they go on the three ring binder, there's little three ring reinforcers. I think I must have had them on my wall at one point because on some of them there's tape on the top. Oh my gosh, Sienna. I know. Yeah. I think I had them on my wall. Of all the things, like imagine that you're a kid. How old were you? Middle school, probably sixth grade. Okay, so you're like 12 or 11 or something like that? Yeah. And you have a crush on a girl, right? Yeah. You go over to her house. She has got milk ads.
I said get taped all over it. Okay, whatever. I'm a dork. This is fantastic. Yasmin Bleeth from Baywatch looking beautiful. Yasmin Bleeth with a milk mustache. These are all Got Milk ads. Now, we've got Steve Young. We have to scan these and put them on MikeyShow.com. And I was right. I did have Jonathan Taylor Thomas. He's in there. Wait till you see how cute he looks. These are all in a three-ring vinyl. Tyra Banks looking really good. My goodness. John Elway. Pat Ewing. Looks like my first girlfriend. There's Dennis Rodman in there. You guys, the Backstreet Boys. Hanson. Oscar De La Hoya. Is that Jonathan Taylor Thomas? No, no, that's Martha Stewart. Look at Dennis Rodman. I'm too weird. I can't keep going. I can't keep going. Wow. Hand me the binder. I have to show you Jonathan Taylor Thomas and then I'll stop. I'm speechless. That is the mother load. My sister is there. And you know what else? Oh, wow. And you know what we have to do? He's so cute. At some point, you know, off the air or whatever, we got to count them. We have to count them and see how many there are. Oh, my goodness. It looks like some of them have fallen out, too. Howard.
Whole binderful. I love how she passed it on to her sister like it was a legacy. You take care of this. She said she wants it back. Yeah, of course she does. She loves me. I'm speechless. Thank God. Great work, Waverly. She is amazing. Can you imagine the night that that was like, you know, I'm going to give you something. I want to talk to you. The reason I've called you here to the library. I'm getting married now. I'm getting married. And so I want to give something to you that's very important to me. It's my got milk binder. You know what? This is going to be worth something one day. That's right. You heard me. It's my got milk binder. I promise you it's not. I promise you it's not. I got an email from an M1 who told me she did the same thing. I promise you it's not going to be worth it. You may get a nickel for it at some point. And that would probably be too much. I'm never getting part with it. Now that I know it's still in existence, I'm never going to part with it. Remember the Beanie Baby and the Garbage Pail Kids? That was the hardest thing I ever got rid of. There's a bunch of nerds right now kicking themselves. I wasted five years collecting Garbage Pail Kids. Whatever. Those are going to be worth something. I still have in one of my jewelry boxes.
A Ziploc bag with the Beanie Baby tags. I don't know why. That's fantastic. I don't know why. You have collectibles, dude. That's unbelievable. Sienna's got no collection. That's awesome. It's like finding Noah's Ark just now, dude. That was insane. You don't know how hard it was for me not to call all of you guys and be like, I have it! Sienna, can we scan them? Of course. That was awesome. Of course. Okay. All right. So. See, tell everybody the story. Tell everybody the story about the... Bank robbery where they called ahead to let people know. Oh, the really smart guys. Yeah. Yeah, this happened in Connecticut. A 27-year-old man named Albert Bailey and a 16-year-old boy who remains nameless due to his age. They called the People's United Bank on Tuesday. This is in Connecticut again. Told employees, get ready with money because we're on our way and we're going to be robbing you any minute now. So get ready. Brilliant. Hang up the phone. They show up 10 minutes later just as the cops are arriving.
Really? That is the dumbest thing that you could possibly do. We're coming. Get ready. Now, let's see. I wonder what that might have sounded like. Uh-oh. Jay. We need you, Jay. We need you. I wonder what that call to the bank may have sounded like. Good afternoon, Bank Teller. Hey, Bank Teller. You ready for me to bring on the heat and bring on the noise? Sorry? You ready for, like, hardcore bank robbery? Um, sure. We're going to rob you. Yeah. Yeah, we're going to rob you. We're going to rob you today. So you better just know that about ten minutes from now when we come in there, it's going to be hardcore, man. It's going to be bad, man. It's going to be like Snoop Dogg and, like, all, like, just hard, dude. Okay, uh, I don't know who Snoop Dogg is, but, um, okay, you said ten minutes? I don't know who Snoop Dogg is? Stupid. Yeah, me and my friend are both coming in there, and... We're gonna rob your bank! Mickey Mouse. I'm trying to disguise my voice! Robert Martin. What? What? You said my name. You're supposed to call me the Shadow, dude.
Shadow, why are you talking like that, dude? It's just stupid. I'm trying to disguise my voice. I don't want her to know who I am. You're weird, dude. We're going to be there in 10 minutes, and when we come in there, man, whoo-wee, guns are blazing. It's going to be that scene from Heat. I'll be like De Niro, and he'll be like... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, that sounds pretty dangerous. Well, you know, we don't open for another 15 minutes. 15 minutes? Yeah. On the Internet? Great! I don't want to tell you guys how to do your job or anything. Well, I'm just saying, if I were you, I'd wait until the bank's open. You know what? You'll pay for that. Get her today. Well, you do realize. Are you there? You're going to get yours today. Okay, well, you realize I have to call the police. Let's go, man. Let's go get her. Whatever. You know what? Ten. Count them down. Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. Bane. Okay. And where are you located? I'm at. Well, right now, where are we, dude? Where did my parents have? Shut up. Where did his parents have? 27th. Oh, it's so stupid. Really? Yeah. All right. We have to go because we've got to come rob you guys. Okay, boys. We will see you. Yeah. Later. Bye. The Mickey Mouse. It sounded like Mickey Mouse was robbing a bank. What?
You can be Mickey Mouse in Disney World. That was dead on. I don't know what we're talking about. Fantastic. It wasn't me. Fantastic. It's like Michael Jackson and Mickey Mouse. That was the shadow. I told you to call me the shadow. You wearing jeans, you were rocking your new slims. I'm wearing my jeans. You are? Yeah. DJs? I'll be putting on my slims later. You wearing a pair of DJs? I got DJs on. You know that. Designer jeans? I can't believe you say that. He don't wear his cargo shorts anymore because he was shamed out of them. Yes. Big time. Sienna told him, listen, the cargo shorts for a 34-year-old guy like you. Dorky. Yeah, get out of them. In fact, Sienna says it doesn't matter who you are. Cargo shorts are kind of done unless you're going camping, right? Yeah, unless you're climbing a mountain. Or a carpenter. Yeah, or a carpenter. Or you're a carpenter. You need to get out of those. Yeah. Well, because he was shamed out of his cargo shorts, we have a little song for him for being shamed out of his cargo shorts. Just say goodbye to the cargo shorts. Good riddance. Are you ready? I'm ready. The kid is rarely wrong, especially about clothes. He reads GQ and shops at all the fancy stores.
But recently he has been put in his place. When it comes to shorts, he's been slapped right in the face. He's ditching all his cargo shorts. He can't sleep at night. He's cut the cord. The kids made it right. He's been shamed so much by Pepper and Byron. He's called an audible and ditched the shorts instead. He's working hard, but he looked just like a clown. He bought some shorts where your legs go straight down. If you don't know just how this feels, his old shorts were tight. He's cut the cord, the kids made it right. They're tight. Oh, my gosh. They're tight. I'm in heaven right now. That was great. Oh, yes, it was. He's cut the cord.
You've been shamed out of your cargo shorts. 100% so much that I wrote a song about it. It's unbelievable. But how much better do you feel in the new ones? So much better. They're slimmer, guys. I look so much better. Do you? Yeah, I do. I do. I look so much better. I got to do it. Yep. I'm not quitting. Really? No, I'm not. If you're in on the cargo shorts, do it. You know what I mean? It's fine. Stay strong, Jay. I look so much better in them. I do. I feel better. I feel a foot taller. Stop it. I swear. Mikey, you should really go get some. Where? Where do I get them? Where do I go? I don't even know what to do. Old Navy. Old Gravy is where I got mine. Jamie told us that. Jamie Woods' wife was with him when he got the shorts. I was like, oh, where'd you get those? Those are nice. And she was like, Old Navy. You're like, that's funny. It sounded like you said Old Navy. Yeah. Any surf store has, you know, a bunch. Yep. Great. Hope they carry them in size 64. You guys don't need 87 pockets on the side. Mikey is on the Old Navy site right now.
He doesn't mess around. I love him. She found him. She gave him to me. I was like, I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. And I walked in and I did it. I walked in. She's like, oh my God, they look so great. I was like, yeah, they do look good. Yeah. Check out my butt. This is Woodsy's pick, Ryan Bingham, the weary kind from the movie Crazy Heart. It's so good, dude. Woodsy's got good taste in music, man. I'll try. So we got an email that we're going to do for you. I love it already. I've never heard it. I'm already loving it. So I got this email I got to read to you about everybody is going to just calm down when I tell you this topic. It's about kids texting. Just calm down. Everybody just chill out. And it's a 17-year-old girl that's in question. So just chill out. Chill out. I've been there. Everybody just calm down. This is The Mikey Show.
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Lauren. I just don't like the way beef tastes at all. Sienna. I made reservations for us last night. And Jay. I'm so tired. On FM 94.9. Back to the Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Hey, there's a cool show at Soma tonight. These dudes are talented, man. It's a band, local band here from San Diego called Get Back Loretta. They're playing tonight at Soma. Doors open at 7. $10 show. Pretty cool. And our boy M1 Danny told me about them. Send me some of their music and they're good. Get back, Loretta, tonight. It's almost 7 o'clock. Welcome back. It's the Mikey Show. Me doing a little incorporator here in just a second. So if you don't know, David, and by the way, if you don't know, I'm guessing you just woke up from a four-month nap. But David Letterman was extorted. He was having an affair with a producer at CBS's girlfriend.
And this producer decided that the way that he was going to get back at Letterman was he was going to extort him by saying, I want a lot of money or I'm going to write a screenplay about what you've done with my girlfriend. Two million dollars. Two million dollars. And so anyways, it was a very embarrassing situation for Letterman. Donald Trump is the guest last night and decides that he's going to mention it on the show. What is the future of golf with Tiger Woods being in the position he's in now? And what do you foresee in terms of his future? Well, I think his future is great. He's a friend of mine. He's a really good guy. He's had a very tough few months. And by the way, you have too, and you've done a great job. I love what you did to the blackmailer. The blackmailer. I love what you did to the blackmailer. He's an idiot. The blackmailer. I wish more people had your attitude, David. About their blackmail. Listen to Letterman. He's like, thank you. Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. You know, David, when people are, you know, I just wish more people would deal with their blackmail in the same kind of sort of class that you have with your blackmail. You know, it's true. So many people, they settle, they take. This guy's tough. You hear Letterman? Did you? Okay.
Okay, okay, okay. People are just awkwardly clapping. Yes. Oh, gosh. Yeah, okay, okay. Listen to Letterman. So many people, they settle, they take... This guy's tough. Why don't you come home with me tonight? Oh, my gosh. Please stop talking, please stop talking, please stop talking, please stop talking. Wouldn't his producers be like, listen, Donald, not a word, okay? Not one word about it. Donald, if you could just do us a favor, you could really talk about anything you'd like. Just don't bring up his extortion case. Or any of his multiple affairs, please. That's one thing. Well, two things he doesn't want to talk about tonight. But other than that, you know, apprentice, go for it. Have a ball. Have a ball. Woodsy, it's time for you to go. Because we are doing The Incorporator. Watch out, boys. He'll chew you up. Here he comes. The Incorporator. He's got to work these words into a conversation. M. Woodsy's good at it. We're going to go to the phones and let you M1s pick the common words and phrases. M1 Pete, are you there? Yeah. What word? It's a phrase from Chad Ochocinco. Child, please. Child, please. I love it. I love it. Thank you very much. M1 Chito. M1 Chito, are you there? It's on the freeway. Can you hear that?
jumping up and down. That's Woodsy out in the hallway. It may be burrito. That's right. He's shadow boxing. M1, what is it? Burrito. Burrito. I got you. What's your word? Sasquatch. Sasquatch it is. Yes. M1, dark coat. Shaggy dog. Shaggy dog. I had to hold a notepad up in front of me while I say it because Woodsy is reading my lips outside the window. Let's see. M1, Lizzie. Hey, guys. What's your word? Totem pole or broomstick. I had two. I picked broomstick. Broomstick. Hang on the line. Okay. Let's see. M1 Pamela. Aphrodisiac. Love it. Love it. Aphrodisiac. M1 Irani. Hi, Mikey. Hello. My word is blow dryer. You got it. Thank you very much. I'm going to give a word. Okay. Guantanamo. Oh, that's great. You got one, Sienna? Yeah, my hubby texted in. He said hippity hop. Hippity hop. It's a child's toy. We all remember him. I guarantee you he is going to. He's going to complain about it. He's going to complain about hippity hop. Well, he's going to complain about everyone that I give, so I'm okay with it. It's a, yeah. Well, let's try it. Let's see what he can do. Let's see what he can do with hippity. He's going to be so mad. Oh, he's going to be furious. Are you going to take my word? What? Are you going to take my word that I gave you?
What did you give me? Rubber Ducky. Oh. All right. Lauren is so upset with you right now. I gave it to you like 10 minutes ago. Just slammed down her hand. Yeah. You were like, that's a good one. She's like, hey, Baldy, do you remember something called Rubber Ducky? All right. Come on in. Look at him. He's chewing on stuff. He always is chewing on stuff. I don't even know what we're calling. Where is Jay? Where is Jay? Jay, what are we doing? What kind of place are we calling? Call it a lumberyard. Lumberyard. All right, now I have to let people know. Call it a lumberyard somewhere, and they cannot hear me, but they can hear Woodsy. I will feed Woodsy these lines. He's got to incorporate them into the conversation at the lumberyard. Go ahead. You got to hit the line. Child, please. Child, please. Child, please. Yeah. You've never heard that? Child, please. May I help you? Hey, man, who am I speaking with? Hey, this is Steve Woods. Working on a big project over here, man. I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions. Absolutely. What can I be out with? Dude, I'm building a deck in my backyard. I've heard that lumber is pretty expensive. Around how much would I need for like a, I don't know, like it's going to be probably 60 feet long, maybe 20 feet wide. How much lumber am I going to need? Big backyard then. Child, please. I know. Tell me about it.
Sasquatch. It all depends on the wood. You know, there's a lot of variables involved in that. I'd have to get more specific. Sure. No, no. I can bring some... We have here. I mean... I can bring some specs in for you. I mean, really, the most important thing is safety. I don't want some Sasquatch, you know, running through my backyard and trying to get in my house. Sure. Shaggy Don. Yeah, and, you know, we've got dogs. I've got little dogs. I've got one big shaggy dog. So I'm going to have, like, a separate area for them where, you know, we're going to keep them kind of locked down if that's cool. Broomstick. We'll definitely want to think about having the wood treated, too, so it'll last a long time. Okay. Well, yeah, definitely treat the wood because, you know, I don't want it to be able to snap over my knee like a broomstick or anything like that. So I'm going to want really strong wood, you know, that's going to last. So, you know, come on down. One of our knowledgeable staff will be more than glad to help you out. Dude, I love. Here's the thing. I don't know a lot about carpentry. You know what I mean? But I'll tell you, I love the natural wood. I love the smell. It's like an aphrodisiac to me, man. I absolutely love it. And it's something I really want to get into. A little drier. You know, that's not my department here per se.
They'll definitely hook you up with people over there, so there's no problems with that. And so we, after we kind of build the deck, am I going to need to stain it? That's your preference, depending on the wood colors, depending on what you're looking for. Sure. That's totally up to you. Whatever's in your head, we can make happen. Well, that's perfect, man, because I'd like to stain it and then use a blow dryer to kind of dry it off so that it doesn't collect the water. It's fine if the water beads off. I just don't want it to collect the water. That sounds perfect. You just got to come on down here, and we can help you out. Well, I'm telling you, dude, this thing's going to be like Guantanamo back there, man. It's going to be like a giant wooden... locked down in the backyard, man. I'm going to keep my kids locked in there, my dogs locked in there, the whole thing. Nobody's getting in. It sounds like you have a very busy weekend ahead of you at building. Okay, good. Well, I'm going to hippity hop down there, dude, and I will ask for you personally. My name's Tyson. Tyson. Okay, good deal, man. Well, I'm going to get my kids out of the bath. He's playing with his rubber ducky, and as soon as I get him dried off and ready to go, man, we'll be on our way. All day. Thank you, Tyson. No problem. Have a great day. See you, brother.
Nice. Nice. I think you hated mine the most. What was yours? Guantanamo. You had a look. You had a look like, oh. Yeah, it was a look like, oh, great, Guantanamo. Child please was the heart. Child please. You know what child please is? Child please is, what are you, kidding me? That's what it means. Child please. Yeah, child please. You did it perfectly. You were great. Thank you. That was fantastic. I want to do it like. Five hours in a row. I know. To see how long I can go. I just want to sit here and do it and do it and do it forever. That one, you were quick. Like every sentence, you were throwing in a word. My heart can't take it. That was great. Thank you. Let's see. Our phone number here is 570-1949. You can also text us. 949-mikey-at-gmail.com. I don't get it, y'all. What's not to get? What don't you get about that?
I don't understand why you're saying a bunch of random stuff. I don't even understand it. It's funny. Because that's part of the deal. What do you mean it's part of the deal? I don't understand the words, man. You're our station manager. You should understand how radio works, Hoyle. I do understand how radio works. The way radio works is, first of all, you should be playing more rock and roll. That wasn't a joke. Well, since we're a comedy talk show, it kind of is a joke. Well, let me tell you something. If you're going to be on the radio... You should know how to talk up rock and roll. You know what I mean by that? Sure. I mean, I guess. Like, hey, here's the new one by the Gin Blossoms. Like that. That don't sound professional. That sounded pretty good. Hey, here's the new one by the Gin Blossoms. Is that better? You barely even got your radio voice. Yeah, you got to get a radio voice. I thought I had a pretty good radio voice. What's a good example of a radio voice? Can I come up to the microphone? Come on. Yeah, yeah.
Go for it. All right, I'm going to show you how it's doing, all right? All right. First of all, you got to make sure that you got the right rock and roll record, all right? That ain't a joke. Oh, sorry. You got to make sure you got the right rock and roll record. Now, I've been talking to your program director, Dr. Evil. Garrett, yeah. He looks a lot like Dr. Evil. He doesn't. No, he doesn't. Yes, he doesn't. He looks just like Dr. Evil. Yes, like identical twins. Like I said, separated at birth. Exactly. Yeah. I would agree with you. As in, I think at the end of the credits, it says Dr. Evil dot dot dot Garrett. Not that he acts like Dr. Evil. He just looks like him. No, actually, I've seen him holding his pinky up to the side of his mouth yesterday. He's a bald cat, too. That's right. Yeah. Hairless cat. I don't know where you got that. Can I show you how it's done? Yeah. All right. Now, the instrumental part. The instrumental part of a rock and roll record. It's called the break. It's called the ramp. The ramp. That's right. The ramp. See, I'm teaching y'all. Yeah. Teaching y'all right now. I'll write that down. The ramp. The break. No, it's the ramp. No, I said the ramp. The ramp. That's on the ramp. And then when a person starts to sing, Woods. That's called the break. No. Yeah, it's called the post. It's called the post. Yeah, it's called the post. That's right. Lauren's writing it down, too. I am. No. She wants to learn.
And that's all right. Now, the secret is that there's got to be a perfect balance of your radio and your natural voice. I use more of my natural. All right? I shoot from the diaphragm, bring it up through the aqua lung. The gin blossoms. You want to be comfortable. You know, you don't want to strain your voice. But Wood's natural, too. I need to hear more natural in it. The gin blossoms. I don't think that's natural enough. Let me show you how to do it. It sounds like I'm doing what you're asking me to do. First of all, cool rock and roll. Give me some cool rock and roll. That's what I need first. Go ahead and hit it. That's right. BTO, all right? So we're going to do some Bachman-Turner Overdrive. So I should say, hey, we're going to do some Foo Fighters as it's playing, right? Because what you just did, you started it, and then you go, hey, we're going to do some Bachman-Turner Overdrive. So that's what I need to do. I didn't even get to start talking before you were already jumping in there with all the business about how to do it. I'm going to try it again. Okay, show me exactly what you mean. Boyle, that is not your natural voice. That's more my natural voice. Do you not hear a complete difference? Not a complete. It's almost identical to what I sound like right now. Your voice when you speak is a little bit higher than your radio voice. Yeah, and you have an accent. Let's try it one more time, all right? Okay.
FM 94.9 is a little Bachman Turner overdrive in this song. That was hilarious. That was a good joke. Why'd you hit the bell? I thought that was a joke. That was not a joke. That was, man, that's, let's try again. FM 94.9, a little Bachman Turner. That ain't a joke. A little TCB right now. We're going to take care of business. Wow. You're listening to the greatest rock station in the world. This is FM 94.9. And I hope you enjoy this one by Bachman Turner. Overdrive is taking care of... Oh, no. I think you bricked on that one. I toast, y'all. Sorry about that. I guess you're not as good as you say you are. Well, I've been out of practice, but I was telling Garrett yesterday, I said, first of all, when is Hillary going to start doing the Bachman-Turner Hour?
All right. I don't know that that will ever happen. That's what Garrett said. Actually, he said, I don't know that that'll ever happen. He said it just like that. And when he did, he had his pinky up to the side of his mouth. I don't know that that'll ever happen, Michael. We need to get Garrett a mini me. That is what he said. Just like that. Can I try? Go ahead. Welcome to 94. No, no, no. No, no words. That was not good. No words. Is that not good? No. You ain't getting the hang of it. Use your natural voice. Welcome to 94.9. No. You don't say welcome, first of all. Welcome to 94.9. He did. Why do you say welcome? Because you want to welcome everybody to the radio station. But I don't understand. You have a completely. You chat, Sienna. I don't know. Go ahead. Who sings this song first? B-T-O. Justin Timberlake. Okay. Go ahead.
This is BTO. No, no, no, no. That's exactly what you said. What's wrong with that? It's my radio voice. Spoil. That's exactly what you said. That ain't her radio voice. What's the difference? She's imitating you to a T. What's the difference? Because it ain't natural like this. BTO. You got to be natural about it, all right? Forget it. I'm done. I ain't going to say no. Forget it. Sorry, oil. Obviously upset, Hoyle. Yeah, obviously. He storms out of here so mad with his hands in his pockets and his head down at the floor. So upset. Hands in his dockers. That's right. You guys want to do a little Sienna Sings? Oh, please. Do a little Sienna Sings. It's the best. Yeah, how about this? Let's do it. Right, now we're doing it? We're doing it now? Why don't we? No, we need a break. Oh, we do. And guess who's here? And when we come back. What's happening? Sienna Sings.
I don't know. When we come back, I'm going to sing, y'all. I'm going to sing. Who's here, Jay? Mama Testas is here. Oh, yes. I love Mama Testas. Me too. This is the, probably some of the filthy, and I don't mean filthy as in dirty. I just mean this guy is as gritty as it gets lyrically. You ever heard of a dude named Buddy Miller? No. I mean. Lyrically, it's as gnarly as it gets. I just said, if I ever make a documentary on, like, the weird life of truck drivers, because that's a documentary that's never been done. You're right. This is what I would use, because I was listening to this song when I just come on, and it's just the grittiest, grimiest, you've never heard of Buddy Miller, grittiest, grimiest lyrics ever. Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949. Or text 949mikey at gmail.com. More coming up. Are you sure this thing is some sort of cult? On FM 94 now.
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Crazy Train. Now, I saw that her brother posted on the fan page. You better have got that because your brother must have listened to some Ozzy when you were growing up. I don't think so. I think he's more embarrassed that I don't know anything. So in front of Sienna right now is a screen. She's looking at a computer screen. On the computer screen are songs that we've just brought up from YouTube. And it doesn't matter. She can know what they are. We'll tell you what they are. We don't know if she knows them until the song starts and she starts singing. And it'll become pretty apparent to you pretty quick whether or not she knows the song or not. So great. The reason that this was born was because we discovered Santa doesn't know a lot of songs. I'm 24. It doesn't matter. She always says. I'm 24. I'm 24. I will always say. Yeah, she'll be like 20 years from now. I'm 44. I worked on top 40 hip-hop radio stations, stuff like that. That's right. And then before that, I was in high school. We're on a talk show, and I listen to a lot of music. It's all right. I'll play some rap songs for you. See how you do, Woodsy. You're going to do great. I have confidence in you. Thanks. I think you're going to do fantastic. Some of the callers don't. Let's talk to them.
M1 Gridiron, you say no way, right? No way. Hang on the line. They don't know what the song is. Wait, they don't know what the song is. Yeah, what's the song? It doesn't matter. Okay, it is. First song is Come On, Feel the Noise by Quiet Riot. I almost just sang it out when you said the title. You do not. Yeah, I know. Well, what's great is that Sienna has learned to just keep a poker face. Yeah. Carry my. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. She knows Poker Face by Lady Gaga. I can sing that. Yeah, she can sing that. That's good. M1 Dos Equis. Yep. you have that she will get it. Yeah, she got it this time, man. Okay, hang on. Thank you. Dos Equis. This is the best bit. It's a great beer. Look at Lurkey McGurkey over there. He's going to push play on the... He's like creeping all around me right now, Woods. Go ahead, Woodsy. Ew! Oh, yuck. Ew, he breathed on me to smell like Copenhagen. Scoot it. Here we go. Do it, Sienna. Feel the noise. Girls, rock your boys. We'll get wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild. I kind of know it. So you think I got an evil mind. I'll tell you, honey, I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. So you think my singing's out of time. It makes me money. Not much. I don't know why.
Don't know why. Anymore. Oh, no. So come on, feel the noise. Girls, rock your boys. We'll get wild. I say, Sienna, you've got to tell me. Do you know it or do you not know it? I've heard it before. Like, I know that, come on, feel the noise. But I don't know anything else. M1 Gridiron, you're a winner. Sorry, Dos Equis. Sorry, Dos Equis. That was close. Close. You were close on the chorus. Hang on, Gridiron. Hang on the line. But when you said, there was one thing that, what's the thing that repeats and repeats and repeats? Wild or something? Wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't know. M1 Milkman. Hang on a second. We're going to tell you what the next song is. What's the next song, Woods? The next song, my brother, is Rebel Yell. Rebel Yell by Billy Idol. Correct. M1 Milkman, will she know Rebel Yell by Billy Idol? No way. Hang on the line, please. And M1 Trophy, you got that she will get it. Can you hang on the line? Yes, I will. And by the way, Jay, what is the prize that they will be winning this morning if they are able to get it right?
We're giving them tickets to Hoolies Fest. They're 94.9s broadcasting out there all day tomorrow for St. Patrick's Day. Oh, nice. Okay, cool. And if you want to play, 570-1949. Are you ready? Sienna. I hate this because right before we start, it says on the screen of the karaoke thing, key of BM. And I'm like, why don't I know what BM is? You know what a BM is. Yeah. It's B minor. Here we go. Here we go. Are you ready? Here we go. Yeah, but I can't sing in B minor. Sure you can. I don't know what that means. If it's low, I can do it. Here, let me give you a B minor. Give me a pip. Give him a B minor. Okay, that sounded high. You ready, Red? Yeah. Mikey always has to come around. He comes around. Mikey walks all the way around. So great. She's into it. She's into it. We got a little intro. She's doing 80s. I can't hear it very much. Mike, make it hot. Last night, a little dancer came dancing to my door. Last night, my little angel came pumping on the floor. She said, I come, baby. I got a license for love. And if it expires, pray help from up above. Because in the midnight hour, she cried more and more. With a rebel yell.
She cried no more. No, no, and no. That was wrong? Yes, yes. That was wrong, my dear. Darn it. I thought that was right. Very close. She almost had me sold. I know, dude. Until in the midnight hour, she cried. She cried. More, more. Yeah, that's the only. More, more, more. How does it go? You said she cried. In the midnight hour, she cried more. Okay, I'm supposed to scream? No. M1 Milkman. Yeah. You are a winner. Hang on the line. Dude, I thought I had it. You almost did, dude. I thought I had it. You like stressed the wrong word. These are songs that I heard when I was in a cradle. 570-1949. I love that too. 570-1949. See, when I heard Rebel Yell, I was like, oh, I'm not going to know this at all. And then I heard the instrumental and I was like, wait, wait. Okay, what is this? Crimson and Clover? Last one. We need a couple of players. 570-1949. If you want to go to Hoolifest, which is tomorrow, right, Jay? You can call us. It's going to be for St. Patrick's Day. Just give us a call. 570-1949. It's Crimson and Clover. Originally done...
I think back in the 60s, Joan Jett covered it. Yeah, by like Del Shannon or something. Maybe, I don't know. I'm probably going to get filleted on that. Wait, it sounds like you guys don't even know the song. No, we know the song. We know the Joan Jett song. It's just been trying to figure out who the original was. Oh, okay. It was a remake. All right, phone lines are blowing up. Now, Sienna. Mikey Show, is she going to get it or not? Hello? Is she going to get it or not? No. She will not get it. Mikey Show, who's this? Hey, it's Mikey. No, I'm Mikey. No, I'm Mikey. No, I'm Mikey. No, you said Spider. No, Spider. You said you're all right, Spider. What's your name, bro? My name is Mike P. Okay, Mike, you're... Oh, that was so funny. That was funny. This is Mikey. You got it. She's going to get it. Hang on a second. Hang on. You ready? Just so you know, this key of seeing in Joan Jett's voice, pretty similar to yours. You ready? Okay. It's not going to do me any good. Here we go. Make it hot, Mike. Now I don't hardly know her. But I think... Oh, uh-oh. Oh, wait. But I think I could love her. Crimson and Clover. Oh, yeah, baby. Get it, get it. This is slow. Get it. Now when she comes walking over. Now I've been waiting to show her.
I'm going on that one. Oh, man. I'm saying no. Yeah, that's a big no. You guys, I didn't know one. I thought I knew the second one. I thought you knew it, too. See, can't be giving credit on one. M1 Tatiana? Yeah. Yeah, you're a winner on that one. Thank you. Can you hang on the line? That was fantastic. If there's a song I know, I can sing it pretty well. Okay? Back me up, Mike, because I sound... Oh, yeah. Let me tell you. She's a great singer. She's a great singer. The thing is, is that she doesn't know all these songs. No, I don't know any. Which makes it so great to watch her, like, not struggle through it, but like... You can see her go. When the little dots blink and it's time to start singing, she's like, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. I have no idea where to even go with that. Yeah. It's so great. It's fantastic. I'm glad I entertain you guys. It's wonderful. Thank you so much. Oh, no. Okay, so I have a bunch of things that you should not be doing on a job interview.
And if you have any, you can call us, 570-1949. Or you can text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. Now, there's a whole ton of these. And I've looked at them. They're all good. Don't get there late, which goes without saying. Numero uno. If you're on time, you're late. But also, don't get there too early. Exactly. Okay? You just said if you're on time, you're late. If you're on time, you're late. Proper is 10 to 15 minutes early. Really? Yes. See, I wonder if some people would say that that's too much. No. I'd say 5 to 10. 10. So too early would be like an hour early. Yeah. Which happens all the time. And that's weird. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's annoying. Don't light up a cigarette and come in there smelling like a cigarette when you come in. Woods. Yep. Woodsy, you got to do the dip that day. And even the dip, you could probably smell. I see. He breathed it in my face a minute ago, and you can smell it. Right? Do you agree with that one? You say, no, that one's fine. You can keep the dip in. Keep the dip in. Through the interview. Just swallow. Don't badmouth your last boss. Number one. Don't do it. It's got to be number one. Because basically what you're telling your future boss is that that's who you are. Yep.
You're basically telling them that you have no idea, man. You have no idea how many people will bash their former company, their former boss, their former manager, their former co-workers. And it is the biggest turnoff that you've ever heard in a job interview. Mm hmm. I tell you a professional job hirer. Yeah, I did. I placed one hundred and seventy five people in three years for my last company. I mean, that's I talked basically I talked one hundred and seventy five people into quitting what they were doing then and then coming to work for our company. And I saw, I mean, I've seen and heard every single thing you could ever imagine. Crazy. I don't understand the job. Like, you're getting them to quit their old job and come to work for your company. But doesn't your company eventually get enough employees? Like, okay, we're good. No, we built, the company that I worked for was the fast, it was number one on the fast 500, meaning it was the fastest growing company in America for technology. So we continually were building new offices and growing. We could not recruit enough people. Yeah, but how did you find people? Just being good at your job, man. Getting referrals, talking to a good candidate, asking him for three names of great candidates, talking to them, getting names. Really, there's an art to it. And it took me a while to get it, but once you get it, it's crazy. Definitely don't lie about your skills, your experience, or what you know. You will get caught. Don't do it. Well, don't lie about it, but you can talk up.
Embellish. Oh, embellish like a madman. But don't be like, yeah, I'm proficient at PowerPoint. And they ask you to do a PowerPoint presentation. You have no idea. Yeah. Never downplay any of your skills. No. That's for sure. Wearing the wrong clothes. Oh, that's the first thing that came to my mind. It's a big one. On an interview. Big one. So if you're a girl, don't dress too sexy. If you're a dude, don't dress too casual. Yep. Or if you're a girl, yeah, don't show up in jeans. And don't be too stuffy if it's, you know, kind of a laid back. vibe of the place. You know, the funny thing is we had a really laid back vibe. Our CEO would come in jeans and a blazer, but go interview with him in jeans and a blazer and see how you do. Always better to be overdressed than underdressed. Come into my office dressed like that and see what happens. Yeah, exactly. You don't even have an office. I don't have an office yet because they're still clearing out space because y'all took an office, but I'll have an office soon. Let's see who gets priority. You would want us to wear Dockers only. Right now I'm in a cubicle, but I'll be... You're in my cubicle, by the way. Thank you for reminding me. Why don't you take a picture? It lasts longer. Good one. That's... No! That's not right. On an interview, don't forget the name of the person you're interviewing. Oh, yeah. But what if I can't remember...
the names of the people that are sitting right in front of me and I practically have to write them down in the back of my hand. Write it down. If it's the person interviewing you, you need to know their name. Usually you know it before you go in there because you know to ask for them. Or you've talked to them at length. To dude, you're like, thank you, Tabitha. The opportunity to work here is really wonderful. My name's Caitlin. Sorry, Caitlin. You should never show up at the receptionist and be like, I have a job interview today. You should be like, I'm meeting with so-and-so. First and last name. That's right. If you're going on a job interview, don't wear a ton of perfume or cologne. Stinky. Don't. That's overwhelming. Oh, my goodness. Especially if you're covering up cigarettes because now it just smells like a stripper. Yeah. And that has got to, oh, my goodness. If you're hiring somebody and they come in there and they reek of one thing or the other, forget it. You don't want to smell that every day. We had a guy came in in a suit that looked like he took it out of the dryer and it had cat hair all over. Are you kidding? I interviewed him for three and a half minutes. Oh, my gosh. I can't believe I've never told you guys this story. Please tell me it's your interview when you were interviewed as Michael Shannon. It 100% is. I'm 100% serious. I can't believe I've never told you this story. Okay, so I'm in the suspenders. On the interview. Yeah, I'm in the suspenders, okay? Because at the time...
If you were six feet tall and, you know, handsome and built, suspenders were cool. Or if you were on What's Happening as rerun, they were cool. Yeah. To your friends as you were trying to get in the back of the pickup truck, running behind the pickup truck as it moved along at like 10 miles an hour. And you were dribbling your basketball. Yeah. Yeah. As you were running down the street following your buddies. Yeah. Trying to make it right. Here comes Mikey. So I'm wearing my faux oversized tortoise shell seeing eyeglasses with cosmetic lenses. They're not real. I have no prescription. I just thought that to be obese with suspenders would probably look a lot sexier if I had on faux eyeglasses. Sex it up. Did you have hair then? Yeah. Yeah. Awful hair. It's creepy. Yeah, it was feathered just perfectly.
So, this, I promise you, is a true story. Do you see this right here? The scar? Yeah. Yes, I do. Yeah. Let me tell you what it was from. Oh, my goodness. True story. I'm going to interview at this radio station in Tucson. His scar, by the way, is in between his eyes. It's in between my eyes. I am walking out of the garage of my brother's place where I'm staying. And the garage was... Halfway open. But I thought that it was all the way open. You didn't fit right under? Let's be honest. It wasn't halfway open. It was a quarter open. It was one quarter open. Right in the forehead. Smack. You had a breeze right through that, Pally. I was walking with determination. Oh, no. I was walking highly. You're going to nail that job, dude. I was highly motivated.
And I right into the garage. And it's so hard. Oh, my. I hit it so hard. And it was literally. Well, that scar is right where it was. That's where the garage door was. Right between the eyes. Three feet off the ground. I hit it and it knocks me like I fall down. The glasses come off. Like picture the camera shows the glasses go spinning on the cement floor. Were you messing with your suspenders? How did that happen? He had a little stain on his pants. Amazing. And it cut me and I'm bleeding with blood running down my face. And you know what I did? I went upstairs because I have to get to this interview. So I go upstairs and I put toilet paper on this giant cut. Like it's a shaving neck. Like it's a shaving neck. And you guys can see how big the scar is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm basically clogging this. giant cut up with toilet paper and I get in the car and I start driving over there. And I'm like looking in the rear view mirror as I'm driving and my faux glasses are broken so I'm like convinced I won't get the job because I'm not as handsome as normal. I'm not nearly as hot as I usually am. How was your beret? Shut your filthy mouth. And so it starts to soak through and I'm like...
Of course it did. Of course. I cut it back. You have three-inch gash in your head. Yeah, I need an ER. And I'm going to an interview. Oh, dude. I had to go back to my brother's place and put a butterfly bandage on it. Oh, no. And go to the interview with a butterfly bandage. That's good, though. It's better than canceling and saying you did something wrong because they wouldn't have bought it. Absolutely. Did you get the gig? I did. And hence, Michael Shannon was born. Dude, that was my first radio job ever. I was, I babysat, I was called a board operator. I babysat what, they don't even have the format anymore. You had to interview for a board, to be a board officer? Sure, you had to, I mean, you had to meet with somebody and say, hi, I'd like the job, you know. Somebody had to say, what's your name, you know, blah, blah, blah. That's all you needed was a pulse. Hi. Hi. It's Mikey. Hi. My name's Mike. You guys have a break room here? Yeah. Do you have any Doritos? Do you have any break room? Do you guys have any machines? Do you guys have anything powdered? Oh, I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so we got a doozy coming up here. First of all, Sienna saw something yesterday that is the weirdest. It's the weirdest thing I've ever. I have heard a lot of stuff.
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It doesn't surprise me. I went out with Jay last night. You did? Really? Yeah, Jay didn't even tell us. Sure did. I asked you a question, Dave? Yeah. Did you get to try any of the delicious food from windmill? Amazing. It's really great food, isn't it? Oh, it's so good. You got your guitar with you? Always. You want to do a song about windmill? I love the windmill. It's so good. That's great. When you're stoned. Wait, wait, wait. Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. Yeah. Remember I said don't do that. Get a grilled veggie sandwich. There you go. That's nice. That's beautiful. Or a windmill club. Maybe some roast beef. That's good. Or some pesto. He did. He told himself. He was first. I think he's starting to get it. Yeah, I think he is. I think he is too. Thanks, Dave. It's nice of you to stop by. He's wearing a robe. Yeah. Rough night. Okay, Dave. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. You need to do that in another studio. Sorry. Wow. Wow, Dave. Wow. You should take it easy. Can I get secondhand from that? I think you probably could. Oh, my gosh. That's harsh. You probably could. That's harsh. You ready to hear Sienna dealing with the kids?
Yes. How about this for an open? What happened? I have no idea. What happened? I have no idea what just happened. Oh, no. Technical meltdown. That was upsetting. Let's try again. Let's try it again. You ready? No, no, no. You know what makes an opening theme really good? What? First of all, when it doesn't. work when you first do it. That makes it good. And then the other thing that makes it good is when the actual open is 45 minutes long. It makes me feel like dancing. Yeah, it does. It's cute. It's catchy. Sienna, what were you talking to the kids about? So I went to the park, actually, and talked to some kids who, I'm going to apologize, they were very rowdy, but adorable. Really? I mean, in this bit, you're really going to get to see what I deal with. Yeah. Which is, you know. Let's take a listen. We'll see.
What's your name? Trey. Taylor. Nora. Nora. Ava. Ava. What's your name? Caleb. Caleb. How old are you guys? I'm four. Seven. I'm seven. Wow. They're fighting. Have you guys ever heard of a show called American Idol? No. I have. You have? And one of them has heard of it? No, there was more of that. Like, when I explained it to them a little after, and they were like, oh, yeah. Wait, wait, wait. But, yes. In the beginning. Do you know that there's a new judge on American Idol and her name is Ellen? I love Ellen! Can any of you guys sing? Yes. Let me hear. Can you sing? Always One, right? Yeah. Oh, yes. Of course I can. Of course I can. Song for me? I wear T-shirts on the radio. Wow. I know who that is. Taylor Swift. My name is Taylor. Okay. Wait, don't push any buttons. Don't push any buttons. Are they grabbing the microphone? Oh, listen. Hello. Oh, my. Oh, my gosh. Hold on, bud. Okay. Hello. Can you tell me the judges' names on American... This is why kids make me nervous. I love them. Yeah. This is why kids make... I was like, don't push any buttons. Stop it. Stop it. He's just going... Eating the microphone. Yeah. Ken Idol. Simon. What do you think about Simon? Is Simon the mean one? Simon's the mean one, yeah. Simon is mean. Yes, yes, yes.
Do you know he's going to be gone next year? This is his last year. You don't like him? Uh-uh. Do you like Ellen? Yes. She's nicer, huh? Mm-hmm. Can I make up a song? Sure. Same kid. Oh, yes. The performer. Of course. She's the performer. She made this up on the spot. Get ready. They fly so gracefully. Wow. Wait. Wait. Just keep going. Can't I be like an animal? Or something like that. Why can't I be an animal or something like that? Wow. Do you like Ellen? Are we starting that over? I have to hear it again. It's amazing. Can I make up a song? Sure. Okay. Why, oh, why can't I? They fly so gracefully. Why, oh, why can't I be like an animal?
Something like that. Something. Something. But it's just going to be the same. I know that. Unbelievable. That was beautiful, darling. Wow. Wow. That was a very nice judge. I like how she ends it. Sounds like John Mayer. Yeah. That's a future Sienna right there. That little girl. I know. I know. So that was my day at the park. Very nice. They didn't really know much about American Idol. No. You're so good with those kids, though. It's amazing. She's a kid whisperer. Well, the little boy, he was so cute. Speaking of Sienna, she has an unspoken war going on right now. I do. And here's the deal. Sienna is, as you know, getting married in a few weeks. Two weeks. Two weeks from tomorrow. Weeks. Two weeks. Yeah. From tomorrow.
Yeah, from tomorrow. I got to get down to the men's warehouse. We need to go there. They're going to have to tailor your stuff. All right. Dude, I understand. They're not going to have it off. I get what you're saying, all right? They're not going to have you off the rack, pal. Okay? You have a tent section for my boy here, okay? You got a tent section? Yeah. My little Mexican friend here. Latino, dude. Latino. Don't say Mexican. Don't offend anybody. Don't want to offend anybody. It's okay. I'm Mexican, Woodsy. It's all right. So anyway, Sienna says that she has an unspoken war going on right now. This week, the dishes at her house, they just keep piling up. And neither her nor her fiance, Todd, are doing anything. Oh, I've been there. It's a standoff. It's a standoff. It's a standoff. I do this with cat puke all the time. She's locked back and stepped over it. I will basically build a brick wall to jump over past the cat vomit before I'll acknowledge it. And I'm seriously, I'm like a cat vomit camel. I can go forever. I can go forever and ever without ever looking at it. You can puke on your pillow, dude, and you're not going to clean it up. I'll be like, hey, listen. I don't believe that. That's going to entomb itself before I do anything about it. It's going to form into a hard disc that you can pick up and throw off your bed. Basically.
But she says the dishes keep piling up. She says when I got home from work yesterday, she could tell that he had kind of organized them. Getting them ready for you to wash. Exactly. But he didn't wash one. He didn't wash one. Do you have a dishwasher? Yes. It needed to be unloaded. Oh, that's the bit. Yeah. She says neither of them have cracked. And she's going to find out who's going to crack first. But it's still there. We haven't even talked about it. Like, normally I always do it. But this week I've had a very. And you guys will have a conversation at least. We haven't had a conversation. No, I know. But in a normal situation. Are you going to do them? Right. And this week I'm like, you know what? I have been having a. I do a lot. There's a wedding in two weeks and he hasn't done anything. Todd. Except for meet with the band yesterday. Wash the dishes, pal. Yeah. Okay. It'd be a lovely Valentine's treat for your Valentine's. So I just. I'm not going to complain. But he's not going to complain because he knows he's in the wrong. Right. Well, he's organized. I think that's a start. He organized him. So like what? The next step is alphabetically. It's my turn now to do something. Dude, you pushed him aside. Todd, you better watch it, dude. She is on fire. I hope he is. You know, my well, first of all, in our house, it would never happen because Rebecca is a neat freak. So is Todd. That's probably why he organized him. Really? Yes.
Todd, call me this weekend if you need to get away. You can always crash with the kid, dude. It's fine. Rebecca's gotten better at it. Uh-huh. But she'll, like, wash the dishes before she puts them in the dishwasher. Well, you have to. It's like cleaning the house before the maid comes. I don't. Rinse. Stick it in there. She does that, yeah. Oh, she, like, soaps them up and everything? Oh, yeah. Out of the way. I've got to mop the floor. The maid's coming. Yeah. I've got to vacuum. I've got to mop. I've got to do all the laundry. Rebecca has me clean my office before our housekeeper goes through there to clean it. You know why? She doesn't want to be embarrassed like we're filthy. We're filthy, babe. That's why we have a baby. Because we're filthy. I was thinking she wanted you to do that so that no paperwork that you needed got thrown away accidentally. Oh, yeah. No, please. It has nothing to do with that. She wants it to look clean before the house clears. Because the last thing you want is the house cleaner to think that you're dirty. Right. There's a reason we're not cleaning the house. Right. It's dirty. It's kind of like not picking up your trash in the movie theater. That's what those guys get paid for, right? Stop it. Woods. Oh, okay. Stop it. You're never going to win it. Isn't that the same thing, though? Don't even do it. You've been shamed out of that. How good was I, by the way? You left it, and I called you. I said, what? And you're like, oh, yeah. It took reminding. It took reminding. He wants a pat on the back because he picked up his dip cup on the floor of the theater.
That is such an evil laugh. What did you eat there at the theater? Popcorn and milk duds and a Coke. And he made me go get the courtesy cups. I did? Did you do it? Yes. Because I was going to the restroom. You went and got him a cup to spit in? I got him a couple. I said, um, hi. Can I have some courtesy cups? She goes, some what? I go, just some little cups to put water in. My little sister chews tobacco. I would have never called them a courtesy cup. That's what they say on the side. He goes, hey, will you give me some courtesy cups? I'm like, okay. And yeah, and she goes, do you want some water in there or just the cups? I'm like, just the cups. I felt so dirty walking away with them. Woods does a thing where he takes the cup and he puts napkins in them. And the reason for the napkins is in case it spills over. Right. Like in your living room? Oh, we haven't discussed that yet. Great. My wife doesn't know about this. Great. She does now. No, she does. Is she listening? It's happening right now on the radio. Hit the dump, dude. Woodsy was at... Dump it. Hit the delay button. That sounds wrong. Hit the dump. We were at my house, and we were all getting together to talk about the show before we came on the air, right? We were all talking about...
New Mikey show is going to be like and everything. Right. And Woodsy all day long. It's a filthy habit. I tell him I wish he would quit the smoking and the and the and the chewing of the tobacco. But he's there and he's got this cup and he's got his, you know, little wadded up, you know, napkins in there and he's doing his thing. It was in a Ozarka bottle. It was in a yeah, it was in a water bottle. And we'd been going on about four hours. So it was getting full. Yeah. And he was getting more and more nervous. Purvis. Yeah. And so he had to step out of the room to go get something in our living room. And I hear, and it starts to spill out all over our fireplace and run down onto the carpet. And it's going down like the ledge where the crown molding is. Do you think right now, Rebecca is running? She's looking. I'm so sorry, Rebecca. She's running over there. It was like the Kennedy cover up, dude. Who called him out? I did. My sisters. My sisters did. In person you did. At that moment. Who called him out at the moment? I did. I said, yeah, way to go, Woods. Way to go, man. She goes, Mikey, Woods just spilled his spit cup everywhere. I met Woods like five minutes ago and I'm like, look what he did. Cool, man.
Oh, look, there goes Woods' spit cup all over our fireplace. He caught it, you know. I mean, it could have been a lot worse. Could have been a lot worse. He did have pretty nice reflexes. You know what I thought was great about it was Woods immediately downplaying it. Oh, no. That's fine. I got it. I got it. I got it. Don't worry. Don't worry. I'll pick it up right now. I got a towel. Don't worry. It's fine. It's fine. And he comes back frantic. Sweating. Bullet. And he's just wiping it all down. You can't even tell, dude. You can't tell. Don't tell her. Rebecca's on the line. Is she on the line? No, no. Todd is on the line. Oh, no. Sienna's fiance. Oh, no. Hi, Todd. Hey, how's it going? What up, UJ? I thought you would be at work. Are you at work? I'm at work. Oh, you have to drive. Yeah, I heard you talking about the dishes. So what's the deal, Todd? I mean, you did organize them, right? It sounds like you did do an organization of the dishes. Well, yeah, I was just trying to make it look a little neater. Because somebody wasn't going to do them. Well, I've been busy. Well, I realize that. But see, the true story is the real problem is that Sienna doesn't like to rinse her dishes.
I have people for that, darling. I hate to clean the dishes after she doesn't rinse the dishes. I hear you. I do rinse the dishes. Sometimes. She puts all the dishes in the sink. So then when I go over to rinse my dish, there's already dishes in the sink. Food sink. Sienna, you either rinse the dishes or you don't. I pile them in the sink. You don't rinse them. So you don't rinse them. I do sometimes. When it's something like I had rice in there. Then I put a little water in. I don't, like, clean it. I just put a little water so it doesn't stick. Yeah, but it's horrible for me because then I go to the sink to rinse my dish because I'm used to doing that. And there's no place for the stuff to go because the sink is full of dishes. I'm the one that always does the dishes, though, so who cares? Who did the dishes last night? Not last. Oh, you did. He did do him last night. Oh, he finally did it? Yeah, I forgot. That's awesome. Sorry, I totally forgot when I walked out. Because I fall asleep early. So when I'm typing my email, you know. Yeah, while you were sleeping, I finished him up. What a boy, dude. Happy Valentine's Day, by the way. Thanks, babe. I love you so much. Love you, too. Thank you, Todd. I love you, too, Todd. Man, I bet you wouldn't spill any spit cups over at their house. Never. I'd sit there for a month.
I was really worried when he said he was on the line. I was like, oh, no. He's like, listen, I've been thinking. It's been an unspoken war. I said something wrong. I don't think this is going to work out. No. Let's see. 570-1949 is our number. 570-1949. Let's see. Where's my little news sheet? Here we go. A couple of things that we haven't told you about yet. First of all, movies that are coming out today. What do we got in theaters today, Ciener? Great movie. Yeah. We're all going to go see next week. Yeah. It's called Valentine's Day, my friends. She's made no secret that that's the movie that we're going to all have to go see. It's called Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day. Well, that's why I switched with Woods this week because that's the one I really want to see. Are you going to be able to refrain from seeing that this weekend? Oh, yeah. I can't wait to sleep through the entire thing. I never go to movies. Like she did to mine. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't. I'm going to sleep. I don't care. I'm six. You guys are going to. He's going to love it.
I'm six years old. In Valentine's Day, Julie Roberts, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Biel, Ashton Kutcher, Jessica Alba, Bradley Cooper, Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner. Here's Taylor Swift's scene. Here's the scene with Taylor Swift in it. So how did you guys meet? It's really funny, actually. Like, I was not in the universe. He used to shoot spit wads at me in Spanish class, which is like so junior high. But then one night I was brushing out my hair when I got home, and I found this spit wad. but it was really a note. What? And it said, what's up? And I was like, that is so cute. And then I liked it. They say her acting is not very well, very good. Oh, really? She used to stick to singing, but everyone else is huge. Was that Hamlet? Stop. Also out, The Wolfman with Anthony Hopkins. That one looks really good. And Percy Jackson in The Olympians, The Lightning Thief. Uma Thurman's in it. You're listening to The Mikey Show on FM 94.9.