The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 04/19/11
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
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Mikey and Woodsy tried Lay's potato chips as a singer's throat remedy, then fiercely disagreed over whether someone who poisoned ten dogs deserved execution or a long prison sentence. Jay and Woodsy announced their Wipeout selection, while Mikey topped their obstacle-course fears by recalling the three days he spent buried in a coffin for charity. The recurring Am I a Monster? bit produced arguments over dating and appearance, and Rebecca admitted that she once fooled guests with a fake recycling bin. The crew also challenged Jesse Jackson Jr.'s anti-iPad argument, debated the branding of SlutWalk, contrasted Kanye West's emotional Coachella set with Mikey's aversion to crowds, and praised the documentary The Bridge.
What happened, in order
Lay's Vocal Remedy
Mikey and Woodsy test the music-industry claim that salty, oily Lay's potato chips can soothe and lubricate a singer's strained throat.
Punishment for Poisoning Dogs
After ten dogs are deliberately poisoned in San Diego, Woodsy demands the death penalty while Mikey argues for ten years in prison and psychological evaluation.
Duke Accuser Charged
The hosts report that Crystal Mangum, who accused Duke lacrosse players of rape, has been charged with murdering her boyfriend and revisit prosecutor Mike Nifong's misconduct.
Wipeout Bound
Jay and Woodsy announce that they have been selected as a boss-and-employee team for Wipeout and debate fitness, smoking, medical tests, and their chances at the $50,000 prize.
Three Days in a Coffin
During a trunk-trip hypothetical, Mikey reveals that a 1994 charity stunt left him buried in a nailed-shut coffin for three days with an air pipe, light, books, and a urine bag.
Am I a Monster?
Callers ask whether rejecting a girlfriend for permanently drawn-on eyebrows or a huge back tattoo makes them monsters, prompting arguments about honesty, attraction, and using people.
The Fake Recycling Bin
Rebecca confesses that for years she directed judgmental guests to a fake recycling bin and dumped its contents into the trash after they left.
Is the iPad Killing Jobs?
The crew rejects Jesse Jackson Jr.'s argument that the iPad destroys American jobs, saying businesses must adapt to technology while admitting they miss record stores, CDs, and printed books.
The SlutWalk Argument
The hosts agree Toronto protesters should challenge callous treatment of sexual assault but argue over whether calling the demonstration SlutWalk clarifies or trivializes the cause.
Kanye Cries at Coachella
Kanye West reportedly cries over the crowd's support, while Mikey explains that festival crowds and chaos now make him prefer quiet television and his fish tank.
The Bridge Documentary
Mikey recommends The Bridge, describing its controversial Golden Gate Bridge suicide footage, interviews with families, rescue efforts, and the testimony of a survivor.
People mentioned
MikeyWoodsyJayLauren O'BrienRebeccaCrystal MangumMike NifongJesse Jackson Jr.Sammy HagarKanye West
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And Woodsy, about this thing that I just learned about Lay's potato chips. They're delicious. Well, yeah, they're delicious. But they're also a known thing in the music industry for singers. Singers, by and large, know about Lay's potato chips as a thing. And they request them on their riders because of their ability to fix the throat. It's incredible. Yeah. You gonna hook me? Yeah, here. Let me give you some of these. Let's try a couple of these. See if this bit works. Now, here's the deal. Here's what they say. The oil that they use on Lay's potato chips is a very specific oil. That's numero uno, okay? And then the other thing that they say is that the vocal cords are like strings on a piano. And that when you...
mix the salt because like when your voice gets messed up, what do they say? Gargle with salt. Gargle with salt water. Yep. Gargle with salt water. And so there's salt in the potato chips. Then the potato chips are kind of rough and they sort of scrape the vocal cords and sort of clean them. And then the oil lubricates. And I mean, apparently in music and specifically in rock and roll. They swear by it. And, you know, it makes the voice better. I'm going to have to tell my boyfriend, Matt Commerce. Yeah. BFMC. I don't know if he knows about that trick. Yeah. It's a good bit. Yeah. It is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know that I've never seen one of those Bourne movies? Bourne Identity, Bourne. Oh, you would like that. They're great. Yeah. Damn it. You need to. How does your throat feel? It feels better. It feels different, doesn't it? Yeah. Like oily? It feels good. It feels good, no? It feels good. It's like I have the ability to talk better, you know? Yep. When I used to play a lot of gigs back in Dallas and, you know, a couple a week, your voice gets shredded. And I would, you never drink cold water.
You always drink room temperature water. Yeah. Like during the day, you never drink like a soda or anything. And just Maker's Mark was always a big help. Oh, wow. See, Matt says that the alcohol dries out his throat. Oh, see that. He didn't do any alcohol or caffeine or anything like that before he sings. 570-1949 is our number. And I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I am 40 years old. I'll be 41 soon at the end of May. And so, yeah, I'm just. I love that. Just love falling apart. It's pretty awesome. Gets worse. Unless you're you, it gets better. Trust me, you fall apart more and more. 40 on. You got a good look today, pal. I'm very impressed with it. I was going to say the same to you. I really like the beard. LLB. Jay's beard? What do you think of the beard on Jay? I like it. My wife is out. What? Looks good, dude. She says, so when's that going? Get out of here. She doesn't think it's like manly and stuff? She doesn't like the way it feels. No. I think it's like a mountain man. I do. I was. It looks rad. Yeah, it's very masculine. He does. He looks tough. Woodsy is our sports guy. He's got on the Newsboy hat today. And he's got on a, I call him a polo. Yeah, black polo. That's right. L.O.B. is our assistant producer. Hi.
And she's a lovely girl. She's blonde. She's got blue eyes. How you doing, baby? She is a stand-up comedian. She has pink shoes on today. I do. That's not true. That is true. That's not true. Bam. Look at that. Wow. That just happened. Hot pink. Hot pink. I mean pink. They're not just pink. They're yelling pink. I like them. Thank you. I like them a lot. I like them. They're pretty sharp. They add a little splash when I'm feeling blue. Yeah. Sienna is not with us today because Sienna has had an ongoing bout with postpartum insomnia, which is a real thing. And it makes it so that you have a real hard time sleeping. And she's also dealing with Seiji, her eight-month-old daughter, making this transition from... staying awake all sleeping through the night. Right. And it's been very difficult for her. She was a wreck yesterday. Yes. But, you know, hopefully she'll be back with us tomorrow and everything will be right in the world. OSI we're going to be talking about in just a second. Jay's our producer. He's 47. Mountain Man looks real sharp with that beard. Love it. Salt and pepper. And our phone screener is Chris. It's gross.
Are we just not going to talk about his eyebrows at all? Oh, look at him. He's just screaming, no, no, no, no, no. How did you find out, Woods? Jay told me, of course. I looked at him, I said, look at you. So you noticed? Oh, yeah. How would you not notice? I didn't notice. He looks great, though, man. I mean, dude, it looks sharp. I think it's a little... You can think whatever you want, but the kid looks sharp, man. He's a little feminine. It is not. If H.M. Rojas was here, one of our big M1s, he's single and looking for love, he should be all over the guy. He had his eyebrows waxed. They don't look feminine. No. Come in here. Come in here. I look nice and clean. What a fabulous idea. I think it looks great, dude. You know what? In Hollywood... All the stars in Hollywood, that's what they do. I know, and that's exactly why I did it. But, no, I'm just kidding. My friend told me that I should do it, and I did it. How old are you? I'm 22. 22. 22. Yeah, man. Clooney does it. All the big stars do it. You know what? I would do it again. How dare you, Woodsy. Shut up. Shut up. I think they make them uneven.
Oh, let's see. They do. Uneven? I think one is... Oh, no, no. Are you sure? They do look good. They look good. No, they look great. They look sharp. Well manicured. All right. Okay, well, I feel better about it then. Because I walked in and I was like, they're going to notice they're uneven. It's going to be like, did you? But Jay noticed right away. Of course he did. As soon as I walked in the door. What did he say? He's like, did you wax your eyebrows? Not even like, how was your vacation? That's weird, Jay. Is it? Wax your eyebrows? I would have never known. Me neither. And blow and blow. Wow. Thanks, Jay. Oh, wow, man. Let's see who gets you a morning coffee tomorrow, huh? Yeah, right? Hey, boy, if you do anything with my morning coffee, I'll slit your throat. There ain't no question. And then I'll fire you. Yeah, I'm going to send it down to the lab. Well, thank you guys. At least I'm not tripping out. You look great. You look great, Chris. Thanks, Chris. That's Chris, our phone screener. Sharp kid. Nice kid. Nice kid, sharp kid. Good guy. It's called the whole package. Yeah, Jay hates him, but... Jay hates him, but... Word of the day is spy.
The word of the day today is spy. Who came up with that? Me. You did? Yeah. Weird. See, I like that because, no offense, Sienna, I like it because it's easier for me to weave that into a sentence. He's sly. You know, if it's like colibre, it's so blatantly like, and what am I supposed to do with that? You know, colibre or something. Well, I was trying to think of a sneaky word, and I was like, oh, what's sneakier than a spy? Oh, my. There you go. All right, so I'll say spy. I'll work it into a sentence sometime between now and 10. And a cool prize for the person that's calling nine when you hear it. Two-hour surf lesson for two from Dawn Patrol Surf in Encinitas. Nice. And a pair of tickets to see Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow. Boom. Yeah. I love that song Pitcher that they do together. Me too. So OSI, we announced it yesterday. It's Operation Street Impact. May 14th, Qualcomm Stadium. And I would like to encourage people to go to our Facebook page right now. It's Facebook. No, wait. It's Facebook.com slash Mikey Show.
And if you scroll down a little bit, it's like the third thing there is a picture of the sticker that we're going to be doing, that we're going to be giving away and putting on people's cars out at Operation Street Impact at OSI. And so what I wrote up there is I put, please make this bad boy your new Facebook and Twitter profile pic. Be a part of this thing. So M1s, go to Facebook.com slash Mikey Show. And make that your new profile pic. That sticker. I mean, I want everybody to see it. And I want all your friends to be like, what's up with that? What's up with that? And you can say, it's my favorite morning show. They're doing this thing. They want us all to put it. And feast. Yes. Some really weird stuff is happening in the world. You know what I'm going to need to find out? I'm going to need, not now, but. Somebody needs to research for me and find out what the weather's going to be and if it's getting any better because it's going to drive me bananas. I wonder if our old weather girl, Sabrina, would be available. Yeah, maybe we call her up and see if she can do a drive-by. Tell us what's going on. It's warm. Ten dogs have been poisoned in the Lincoln Park area of San Diego. Ten of them. And it happened...
at a trailer park over the weekend. Now, it was the El Rey Trailer Plaza. Weird. Why weird? What? It's not a laughing matter. You can't make me laugh. L-O-B, just so you know, is a little loopy. I am. That's funny. It's going to be real good. Yeah! It's going to be good. A little loopy today. I already had some chocolate. I have a Coke and a coffee and coffee. Holy smokes. Watch out. Might as well just give her cocaine. Yeah, what's that crash going to be like? Anyway, this is according to the Humane Society here in San Diego. Animal control officers have been investigating it and trying to find out what's going on. They found five dead dogs that day, then three more on Sunday. Apparently, these poisonings appear to be a case of intentional animal cruelty. What's the matter with someone or some people? People are sick? Death penalty? No. Yes. No. Yes. The death penalty? Death penalty. Eye for nigh? Eye for nigh. Oh, well, that means if a dog killed them, sure, then you can put that dog to death. But if a human being killed them, then you punish that human being severely. With the death penalty. Oh, wow.
That is very strong. I don't know if the punishment fits the crime. Then I would just chop off a finger for each dog. Oh, that'd be good. It goes back to that realm of the sadistic stuff. Taking pleasure in the pain of something or someone else. That's very sadistic. Well, they say that's the first clue to someone who's a serial killer. As mutilating animals, hurting animals. Just get rid of them. The person. Yes. Well. If somebody did that to my dogs, I wouldn't be here anymore. I'm telling you. That would be it. You'd be it. Yeah. I wouldn't probably do it myself. I'd have Jay do it, but it would get done. It would get done. Yeah, that seems a little. Dude. Somebody throws some stuff over my fence and my dogs eat it and die and I walk back and I've got five of my dogs laying there dead. Oh, my gosh. You wouldn't be able to stop me. I'd be a cyclone. Yeah. A ribbon through the neighborhood. You're a cyclone anyway. I know. When you put it that way, I'm like, get him. I think you bring up an interesting point. I mean, what should the penalty be for fatally poisoning 10 dogs? What should the penalty be? What should it be? You know, I'm nothing like Woods when it comes to this animal thing. Right. Woods views the human life.
Exactly the same as a dog's life. And he believes that the value of a dog is no different than the value of a human being. Agreed. And so in his mind, a person should be executed. Yes. Now, I feel differently. Poisoning 10 dogs, I believe that that should get you 10 years in prison. I think you should do a year for every one of those dogs. Yeah, I'm definitely on board with that. And severe, or maybe not severe is not the right word, but just a deep analysis, psychoanalysis of that person. Yeah, but then what? I don't know. They need to be put away in like a nut house. Well, then they're not going to be... It's not the PC term. It's not as harsh punishment. Maybe they get put away in a hole. After the 10 years of prison. Maybe put them in a hole. In a hole, Woods says. Maybe put them in a hole. Woods means like, you know, dig a hole. Fill it with lime. Put them in it. Fill it with lime. Put them in it. Put the lime back over. Sounds like you know what you're doing. Tamp it down. I watch a lot of Sopranos. It's a very harsh punishment. What's your punishment? 5701949. M1 Jamit from San Diego agrees with Woods. Are you there, Jamit? Yes. We agree with Woods. Yes, I do. Because I think someone who is that sick to kill...
defenseless animal is capable of abusing kids and people. I just think that either the death penalty or, like you said, 10 years. Most people who get props for cruelty to animals get these ridiculous sentences. They're like short or probation. They don't really get punished as severely as they should be. Yeah, then they can go play quarterback in the NFL and stuff. Exactly. I just think if someone can deliberately kill 10 innocent animals, what are they doing to their kids, to other people? Well, I'll tell you one thing that we don't know is we don't know what they're doing. And so you're assuming that they are, which I think is, at best, half-cocked. Well, it's an assumption. It definitely is an assumption. It's a weird assumption, you ask me. But the fact is that there are 10 dogs dead. It is an assumption. I agree. It's a huge leap. It shows their capabilities, but also if you beat up another person, it also shows that you kind of have the rage that's capable of killing someone. So you could jump to the same conclusion. Can you imagine how strange it would be, though, if we hear about somebody that beats somebody up and we go, hey, listen, that person obviously abuses animals, too. You can't make that leap. You can't just say that. Well, they have done.
I think it's a symptom of a bigger illness. Yeah. Another human has a chance to fight back. An animal doesn't. Yeah, throwing a tainted piece of meat over a fence. An animal is like a child, and they depend on people for their well-being. That's all they have. And if someone's going to harm an animal, I'm not saying every person who harms an animal is going to be the child or their wife. The propensity is, though. Yeah, I think there's a dependency there. And I do know that people who are a pop for it, because I'm an animal advocate, they get light sentences. That may be true. It's like eight months or six months, or they get off with a fine. And one jam it. That may be true. But there are a lot of people I notice, Woods is one, that will project this human element. My wife does it, too. My wife will do this thing where she will start to talk about animals and she'll be like, oh my gosh, I bet that dog was so depressed. And she'll start to give these human elements and emotions. Our dogs get depressed. Mike, let me paint this for you. Should we give them Prozac and stuff? They do. Let me paint you this picture. Yeah.
In your life, Mike Esparza, you have us. You've got Rebecca. I'm a human being. I know. I can do math. I know. You've got your boys. You've got your boys. Yeah. All a pet has is you. Right. That's it. But I've read literature. Dogs can call 911. Some dogs are smarter than some people. That's true. I'll give you that. There's dogs that are like herding dogs. Service dogs. Dude. Smarter than some people. Yes. They might not communicate the same way that we do. That's not true. Yes. Listen. They give them IQ tests. Are you just making things up? I thought I made up. You made that one. I made that one. You made that one. That one I made up. Trying to slip that one in there real good. I love fake stats. Fake stats are the best. Do you know that 87% of people that hurt dogs will hurt kids? 87%. Did you know that 64% of animals in the wild kingdom are smarter than most blah, blah, blah. Agreed. They show that most wild animals are smarter than those that are domesticated. Yes. Spout.
63%. It's very believable. We need to have a fake stat. Fake stat day. Noisemaker. All right. So anyway, there's that. And then, oh man, this is big news too. Bunch of people are, you know, getting the extensions filed right now with their taxes and everything. And apparently a former IRS agent and current CPA, he's an accountant, dude's name is Steve Martinez. This guy is from San Diego. And he's a tax preparer. He's being accused of stealing more than $11 million of his client's tax monster. Monster. Now, this is the irony of the whole thing. I'm sorry, the payments that are supposed to go to the IRS. Correct. Yes. Now, it's tax deadline day. And so a lot of these people, what are they going to do?
They got to get an extension because their accountant is basically behind bars. $350,000 bond. There's got to be some sort of waiver for them. IRS doesn't waive too many things. But if it shows that they filed on a certain date with him and he didn't execute it. But unless he executes it, the filing, it doesn't count. You know what I mean? There's got to be a date that they signed on. Can't you get out of trouble? Like just get out of jail free? All I know about the IRS is they don't care, dude. You're held. They could care less. They just did this thing in Texas where this accountant got back for this one couple $800,000. Oh, wow. And they said, we'd never gotten this kind of money back before. And they remodeled their house. The IRS came in, and it was all bogus. And they got zapped. And they had nothing to do with it. It was their tax guy. They had nothing to do with it. But they still got all the penalties. Oh, yeah. But did they get money? issued to them from the government? The government gave them $800,000 and they invested it in other things. They couldn't get back out, remodel their home, did all this stuff, and then came back and they said, hey, we need that $800,000 back. Because the accountant made a mistake? No, he did it on purpose. He gets a percentage of whatever, you know, get back. Crazy. So if your accountant just makes a mistake, you're liable for it? According to the IRS. Now, I do know this. I know that our accountant
has this insurance thing that we will pay for that if we're ever audited, we get some kind of help. That's a good idea to do. It's probably valuable insurance. And you can be audited only three years back or at any point they can audit. Can they audit your 1987 taxes? I don't think so. I think there's like a three-year limit or something. If a CPA is listening and knows the answer, call us and let us know. 570-1949. I'm scared now about being audited and having this money taken away from me. Don't be scared. My hundreds of dollars. Your tens of twenties of dollars. My decades. Tens of dollars. Decades. Decades. Woodsy, tell me about the draft, what's going on in the draft. Well, the fake draft for the fake NFL will be held on Thursday, April 28th. Mike actually sent me some info yesterday. He goes, hey, this is good info. I go, oh, cool, fake bit. You weren't here last week, Mike, when we talked to Aaron Taylor and Lou Bush. And I asked them flat out, do you guys think there'll be an NFL season this year? And they're like, no. Oh, wow. Which is just.
I just can't imagine it going down. But they are going to have the draft. It will be Thursday, April 28th, 8 o'clock p.m. Eastern Time, which would be 5 o'clock p.m. Pacific Time. And the Chargers will be picking 18th. There you go. Jay, what do we have as a prize that we can give away today? We have all kinds of good stuff. We have a $40 gift card to Dave & Buster's. Nice. All right. A $40 gift card to Dave & Buster's. If you can tell me who this is getting interrogated. How many times do you want me to tell you? Jimmy Cannon did not kill my wife. Everything points to him, okay? He had the motivation. He had the means. We found his signature bullets at the crime scene, Reggie. Why don't you explain that to me? I was with Jimmy Cannon every day for two years. He is a cold-blooded killer, but he's not going to trust some low-level local like Bukai for a hit like this. He has too much access to major talent. Somebody set him up. 570-1949. Call me right now. and tell me who that was, and you'll get a $40 gift card to Dave and Buster. And also, we're going to be playing Name That Team. I think that people are going to like this. The Mikey Show. It's a good time, you know what I mean? Call 570-1949 or text 949mikey at gmail.com. More of The Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. San Diego Radio has never mobilized this type of takeover.
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We found his signature bullets at the crime scene, Reggie. Why don't you explain that to me? I was with Jimmy Cannon every day for two years. He is a cold-blooded killer, but he's not going to trust some low-level local like Bukaya for a hit like this. M1 Jennifer from Poway. Yes, Leonardo DiCaprio. That is incorrect, but a decent guess. Well, is it really, though? No. I don't know. M1 Brian from Poway. Who was it? That's incorrect as well. M1. M1 Victor from San Diego. Not too much. Who was it? Was it P. Diddy? That is correct. Well done, my friend. Well done. Hang on the line, will you? You just won a $40 power card to Dave and Buster's. Hang on, okay? All right, thank you. Good job. Decent actor, Diddy. Yeah? Pretty good, man. Monster's Ball, he was great. Phenomenal. You know...
Rap stars are good actors. They are. Eminem's good. Reza, RZA from, what's that band? Wu-Tang Clan, he's great. Ice-T's pretty good. Ice-T, Ice Cube. Yep. In. Ice Cube. Okay, so I gotta tell you about this story about the Duke Lacrosse lady. So, remember when this woman accused the Duke Lacrosse team of raping her? Yes. Well, she has now been accused of murder. Wow. Her name is Crystal Mangum. She's 32 now. And yesterday they charged her with murder because she stabbed her boyfriend. And it took a few days, five days, actually. And he died after five days. Got stabbed. She's been obviously a train wreck since all that went down with the lacrosse team. Yeah. So, I mean, I think that there are two ways.
By the way, were those lacrosse team, were they actually prosecuted and found guilty? No. There was a lot of misconduct by Rob Nifong, who was the district attorney. He has since been disbarred and pretty much came to light that he is one of the top ten dirtbags that have ever walked the face of the earth. Some of the improprieties and stuff that he was into. Really? Dude, it was awful. When that happened, I was like, spoiled, rich, white kids. Yeah, I was totally. Then the more it came out, the credibility was not there. Well, now she's killed her boyfriend. Yeah. I mean, just a terrible story. It's an interesting thing, too. I read yesterday that the Duke lacrosse players all sued Rob Nifong. I'm sorry, it's Mike Nifong. None of them sued her. Really? Yeah, none of them sued her. Huh. Because it was all him. Yeah. Well, they could probably get more money out of him than they could out of her. Great point. That's probably why they did it, right? Let's play Name That Tune. 570-1949. Now, the way that we play Name That Tune is generally it's four of us going against each other, but this time it will be three of us. So you're going to pick me, Woods, or L.O.B.
Me, Woods, or L.O.B.? And I have the new Pearl Jam Deluxe Edition box set. What? Nice. Dang. Nice. Wow. Including Vitology, is that right? Yes. And previously unreleased live CDs. All right, so you have to call us and you have to pick a horse, okay? 570-1949. You're either going to be picking me or you're going to be picking Woods or L.O.B. And what is the theme today on Name That Tune? Today is comedians. Comedians. All right. So we just have to use our name. We've got to use our name as a buzzer. As soon as we know it, we've got to yell it out. We've got to yell our name out, and then we have to take our guess. All right. So let's do the picking. M1 Get Sticker Maker from IB. Who do you want? What? You got him. Weird. Hang on. M1 Meter Reader from Oceanside. Who do you want? Hello. Hang on the line. You got it. M1AK from San Diego, you've got me. Who knows? Maybe I'll do well. Maybe. Maybe. You're a comedian. Yeah, maybe hell freezes over, but we'll see. We're all students of comedy in here. All right, well, let's see how it goes. Here we go. All right. Why are we not hearing that? It's pretty good. So let me ask you this. Mikey. Dennis Leary. With the back of my hand, that guy. I can hear that.
That's weird. Here we go. Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Sorry. Isn't that incredible? There are no laws. There should be a couple of laws. Lauren? Louis C.K.? Yes. Good job, L.O.B. L.O.B. is a comedian. Yes. Is she? Isn't she? Isn't she? Yeah. Here we go. Can I make a drug to give you many clarity? Robin Williams. Good one. Good one. That's my Robin Williams imitation. That's strong. Woods. Rodney Dangerfield. My favorite, dude. I get no respect. Woods. That's Eddie Murphy doing Bill Cosby. Wow, I thought I'd trick you. That was good. You are ridiculous. All right. Worried about the air, worried about the water, worried about the soil. Mikey. George Carlin. There you go. I don't know many white comedians.
You just named three. All right, here we go. Woods. Richard Pryor. Dang it. What an ear that guy's got. My hip just popped. Why is marijuana against the law? Woods. Bill Hicks. Wow. I don't know. He is the man. He's funny. He was. Rest in peace, Bill. And thank you, America. Lauren. Zach Galifianakis. Woo. Oh, nice. Man, out of nowhere. I am dying already. What's the score? It's getting smeared. Wood's six. Mike, one. Elleby, two. Okay, I have four remaining, and they're each worth two points. I'm going to do this. The job that I had, right? I didn't want to call it Burger King. You might get with that guy. I'm going to give it to Lauren. Zane Cook. Six to four. That's a one. Prop.
Here we go. He's a good doctor, I think. Lauren. Brian Regan. Dang it. Brian Regan. He's funny. He's clean, too. Yeah, he's clean. No, but he's funny, dude. He's very funny. He can't be. He's very funny. Can't be. He's smart. Very smart. Score me. We've got six for Woods and me, and then Mikey won. Fake six. Okay, here we go. Two remaining. I love airports. Damn it. Lauren. Fake eight. Seven. That's the two points. Oh. Make the snacks one a thousand. Okay, this one's worth a thousand. What? Why don't we just do one, winner take all? Yeah. Here we go. It's still worth two points. Here we go. What? That's Dave Chappelle. Yeah, it is. We have a tie. We have a tie. Look, we got two winners. Oh, wow. That has never happened.
M1 Get Sticker Maker, you are a winner. Yeah. And hang on the line. So are you, M1 Meter Reader. All right. Hang on the line. M1AK? Yes. I'm dreadfully sorry that you picked me. I want it, Lord. I know. You had to go with me. I'm sorry. You poor angel. I want it, Lord. I'm sorry. Let's see. So we have kind of... Fingers. Side of the face. Slap. Dave Chappelle. Yeah. We have something very exciting to tell M1s about right now that we've been holding on to. But, I mean, I think it's safe to say that Woods and Jay are going to be on the show Wipeout. They made it. We did it.
Jay and Woods are going to be on the TV show Wipeout. Big time. A little scary. Yes. Minus the little. Minus the little. Think I'll get made fun of? Now, for those of you that do not know what Wipeout is, it was originally a Japanese game show that they imported. The Japanese version is really funny, too. Really funny. Big, giant obstacle courses that make them look foolish. And Woods and Jay will be competing. Now, you go up against other people. Yeah, other teams. We're a team. Jay and I are a team for once. Yeah. Now, the team will be boss and employee. Yes. And that's just what it happened to be. When they went to audition, it happened to be boss and employee. And so they were like, well, we'll, you know, say.
Jay is the producer of the show. Yeah, he's the executive producer. He's the executive producer of the show, so, you know. If Jay tells, you know, the deal is, if Jay tells me, hey, you need to do this, I do it. Yeah. And so, there you go. So, they're going up there today for what? What do you got to do today? Today is a cardiac test of some sort to make sure our hearts don't stop. Jeez Louise. And a pee test. And a pee test. See if you're on any drugs. Yeah, any narcotics. Yeah, so they said, if you think you may fail. Drug test. Just give us a call. Let us know. Really? Beforehand. Oh, wow. We're all good. So they're going to put you on electrocardiogram? Yeah. Breath test. A breath test? Yeah, they do a breath test, too. What's that for? Lung capacity. Oh, wow. Oh, my gosh. Smoke Marlboro's real good. Woods, will you? Yeah, I'll be fine. You will? Yeah, I'll be fine. Kid's an athlete. Semi-professional athlete. Woods, that's a very... That's a stretch. That's a bit of a stretch to say. No, I've been working out. I'm good. I've been running. Professional athlete. Semi-professional. So we've kind of known about this for three weeks. A long time, yeah. Three or four weeks. Yeah. So, and as soon as Wood said, as soon as we get the phone call, as soon as we kind of know where it's going to happen, as soon as it is, I'm going to start getting in shape. And I'm going to quit smoking. I haven't quit yet.
Weird. But I have been getting in shape. I haven't quit yet. I've been working out. I'm on a new diet. Jay is going to ride you until you guys are on that show. And he's going to get on me too. And he's going to yell at me. Jay's not riding anybody. You know what's going to be funny is when I kick his butt up and down the course and he's the weak link. Because I know he's been giving me so much grief. I may get in there and just know what I'm doing. I've watched the people. What if I'm the good one and he's not? How great would that be? That'd be fantastic. I'd love that. It'd be good. You win the show. Redemption. Yeah, let's do this. Oh, the redemption. He has inspired me. How much is up for grabs in this thing? 50 grand. Wow. $50,000. So we'd split it. $1,000. I've seen the people that are on the show. It is hard work. I mean, they're climbing ladders. They're having to swim in icy cold water. Oh, boy. You guys. Is it the same obstacle course every time? No, I think what they do is they film, you know.
like four or five episodes, and then they change it, so you never really get, and then they play those, so you never really get to see what the course is going to be coming up. Yeah. So right now the course is brutal. The one I just saw was a, it was a winter course. Yeah. Did you put in an extra big snuff dip? No. About the same size. It is? It seemed like you were struggling with that one. It was fresh. Okay. I took it back. Yeah. Oh, boy. But the one I just saw was the winter course. Yeah. These guys would move onto this wheel and they're like inching their way around the wheel. Then this burst of cold water would shoot out of nowhere and it would knock them back and then the thing would come and hit them. Oh, man. They better have a bleep button ready for you. I know it. Yeah, apparently. Apparently me too. I'm scared to death. Oh, my gosh. I am scared. Now, when will they film you guys? When will they tape the show? Do you know? Yeah, I think it's early May. I think they said early May, and this is what it's going to be. It looks like you guys will, unless you find another producer and another sports guy, it looks like you guys will probably have the day off because it's during the week, and it's 12 hours of taping. Oh, my gosh. Is it one day? 6 a.m. to 6 p.m.
So we will have to. Are you going to be tired? We'll have to do this. We'll have to drive up to L.A. after our show on like a Wednesday. Right. Get a hotel. Yeah. Stay in the same hotel room. Actually, I'm getting my own room. I'm not sleeping with Jay. I've already decided. Okay. Really? Yeah. I'm not going to pay for my own hotel room. Yes, you are. I'll sleep in my truck. I'm not. I'll sleep in my truck. I'll teach you. I'm getting a room. I'll teach you. We got to be there at 6 a.m. for a 12. Oh, boy. Don't you be late. And it sounds like that we just do like one of the segments. And then eventually we'll have to go. If we make it through that one, we'll have to go up another time. And then another time. If we win. If you win. If you win each time, you have to go back up. Whoa. That's cool. I mean, I am. Come on, Woodsy. I can't say with any certainty that, you know, we're going to be on TV yet. Just because I think when you go to the taping, what if you get your butt kicked? Yeah, and if they don't think that you're entertaining, they might not use it, but you guys are going to be on that obstacle course. Yeah, we'll be on that sucker, dude. So they will film you. It's just whether or not... I think they film 100...
a hundred couples or whatever doing this. And then they go through and they pick the really good ones. Yes. So you guys better be good. We're going to be good. And that's, hey, that's officially the first time that Jay's ever referred to he and Woods as a couple. As a couple. As a couple. And so this is kind of a coming out party. It is. One way or another. Did you talk about like what you were going to call yourself? Like, what are we? Yeah. Have you guys had that conversation yet where you're like, hey, what are we? Like, where is this going? What is this? Can I tell people that? You are my partner? I like boyfriend. Lover. Because I'm married, so lover is probably better. What a fabulous idea! So we are on Wipeout, my friend. I'm excited for you guys. Congratulations. Do you want to go instead of me? I'm scared to death. That would be a good teamwork right there. You've got to get into shape and stuff. I'm working on it. He's working on it. That's right. Quit that smoking. You're going to try to quit the smoking? Sure. Uh-oh. Does a kid ever quit anything? I quit donuts. Did you? I haven't had a donut in like three weeks. Is that a true story? It's a true statement. It's a true fact. Have you replaced it with cheesecake? No. I don't eat sweets anymore, really. Like, I went to dinner last night. I grilled swordfish. No dessert. Feast on that. That's unbelievable. That's a true statement. That's unbelievable!
In just a little bit, we're going to be telling you about the first annual Ultimate M1 contest. Cool prize, too. You will get a very cool prize. Killer. Just a little side thing that we're doing in addition to OSI. OSI, in case you don't know, is Operation Street Impact. We're going to be putting that brand new Mikey Show sticker on your car. Go to Facebook.com slash Mikey Show. Take a look at the sticker. Make the sticker your profile pic. That's very cool when you do that. My son ate, my sons, my boys, my twins ate spaghetti last night. It was disgusting. It was filthiest, grossest, repulsive. I saw the picture on Facebook. I have the exact same picture of myself as a kid. I think it's a rite of passage. Everybody's got to have a spaghetti picture. And a cake one. Yeah. That's disgusting. It's gross, man. I don't like watching it go in the hair. What do you do after? Just drop them in the bathtub and scrub them down? Rebecca cleans them with, every night after they eat, she cleans them with baby wipes. Oh, yeah. She's got to clean them off with the baby wipes. Yeah, it was pretty nasty. Can you eat and watch that at the same time? Because I wouldn't be able to. I don't. I wouldn't be able to. I don't look at them. I just eat and I don't look at them. Just eat and look at the wall. Look at your iPad. Yeah. Do you guys all sit down together at the table and you just don't look at them? I don't look at them if they're eating spaghetti.
It's disgusting. They eat with their hands or they get fed? They eat with their hands. Maybe feed them. Who's neater? No. Who's neater? Honestly? Luke is, right? Of course. Of course. Luke actually twirls his spaghetti into a spoon, like the godfather. He's got a grater with some cheese. He has a thing of wine with the... The chalice? The chalice of wine and the carafe. It's got the straw at the bottom of it. It's Chianti. Yeah, Luke eats with his thumb and index finger. And Ryan shoves food into his eyebrows. Like father, like son. Really? Well, he can be very creative, that Ryan. Yeah. Luke is the serial killer and Ryan is the creative one. It's so true. It's so true. So Sharon Osbourne went on Piers Morgan tonight and off camera, like during a commercial, she went on there with Kelly Osbourne, her daughter, and off camera, she was telling him a story about a famous couple.
that the night before refused to sit next to her and Kelly at this restaurant. Wow. And like gave him dirty looks and stuff. And what you'll take from hearing the audio is, is that they agreed to tell the story, but not to say who it was. And Piers like throws him under the bus and says it. And you could tell Sharon Osbourne gets kind of pissed. Yeah. Because it was like, hey, why did you do that? That's not cool. And he's trying to make a name for himself right now, Piers Morgan. So he's like, I'm going to say it. So I'll play that for you next. And the first annual Ultimate M1 contest will tell you what it is and what you stand to win. I do with the Padres. Let your voice be heard on The Mikey Show now. Why don't you tell me the whole story? Time to wake up, sir. Call 570-1949. Or shoot him a text at 949mikey at gmail.com. Shut up.
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postpartum insomnia and dealing with her daughter, Sagey, making the transition to trying to sleep all night. And it's been really, really tough. A couple of things to tell you about. The FBI is now involved in New York with that search for that serial killer, man. That serial killer story is so creepy. It's so crazy. They had a Blackhawk helicopter searching for more remains. Apparently now they think that they have found 10 sets. Of human remains. And they think it's all from the same person. So New York officially has a serial killer. Medical examiners working on identifying who they are. And then this is an interesting fact. Over half of the country of England, over half, is going to be watching Kate Middleton and Prince William. 56% of people that were polled said that they're going to do it. It's like a...
Public holiday. Yeah. Most of the people that they say watch it are people over 65, obviously women. Jay. I'm all in. Jay is a big fan. I am a huge fan. Of the royal family. I watch all the specials on it. What? What? Weirdo? I don't know. You watch the specials on the royal family? There was a special a couple weeks ago and I actually DVR'd it. Oh, wow. I don't know why. I'm hooked. He's hooked. I knew that he, like, kind of, every time we talk about it, he knows a little bit of something about it. Yeah, he knows an odd amount about it. My wife actually left the room the other day while I was watching it and went and watched TV on the other TV. Yeah, she watched sports. She watched the Lakers playoffs. I probably paused it and walked in the room like, you're not interested? Jay, of all things, why? I have no idea. It's interesting. It's history. Oh, yeah.
England history. That's what's kind of, right? Yeah. Let's see what's going on in sports. Well, sports is brought to us today by Frank's Red Hot. Frank's Red Hot. Get some. Yeah. The Padres offense is anemic, is the best way I can describe it. They lost a heartbreaker last night to the Cubs. One to nothing. Tim Stauffer went out, pitched his guts out. I was looking at their averages this morning, and I mean, I couldn't even believe it. I couldn't believe it. You know, Ryan Ludwig, who we got in a trade from St. Louis.
Last year, he's batting about 200 since he put on a Padres uniform, and they just can't for the life of them figure out. Guy used to hit bombs, was batting over 300 for St. Louis, and he just is not hitting the ball, man, and it's really hurting. Last night, Carlos Zambrano for the Cubs just shut down the pods, man. Here is the O-Dog talking about Big Z. Carlos Zambrano, cut one. Same Zambrano you've been seeing for the past 10 years in the big leagues, you know, missing his fastball, cutter, slider, changing the arm angles. He threw a hell of a game tonight. Hell of a game. Yeah, man. They just are not hitting. There is no offense. Of course, they're pitching. Their gut's out. Typically, they're playing good defense. They didn't last night. That's what cost them the run in the 10th inning, which was extra innings. Just insane. But hopefully, they'll get it turned around soon. They're still a decent record. 7-9, so win a couple games, you're back to 500. Could be worse. It could be the Red Sox, so that's a good thing. And Dwight Howard has won the 2010-11 Defensive Player of the Year for the third straight time. He is an absolute beast for the Orlando Magic. Led the league with 66 double-doubles last year. He's just absolutely incredible. But yeah, another Defensive Player of the Year award. He's not the only one. You and I have put away 66 double-doubles in the card. That's true.
For sure. I've done that in a weekend, my friend. And they call him Superman for a reason. Three straight Defensive Player of the Year awards for Dwight Howard. All right, so Pierce Morgan takes over for Larry King. And he's trying to make, you know, a name for himself. He's trying to be shocking. He's trying to be shocking. Provocative. So he's got Sharon Osbourne and Kelly Osbourne on the show last night. He's talking to them. And off camera, they tell him a story about how they were at a restaurant the night before. And there's a very famous power couple sitting near them and are annoyed by them because they're loud. And so Piers says, can we tell this on the air? Yeah, as long as you don't mention who it is. And he does. Oh, wow. He does. Take a listen. Last night we're out at this restaurant and it's full of every superstar you can think of. And this one certain superstar, a couple of superstars, sat at a table next to mine, the one I was sat with. Superstar? Yeah, and they moved tables because we were too loud and disgusting. That wasn't the restaurant that Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson were in, was it, by any chance? Oh, you're such a... You're such a nurse. You can't blame them. I'd move if you came and sat next to me, to be honest. The noise levels in any restaurant you arrived... I know, but if they were like, they were like looking at us like, oh.
please. And I'm like, shut up. Get a sense of humor. Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson. Johansson. Johansson. Isn't that right, yay? Ew. It's Uncle Yay. Uncle Yay. I see them both being all stuffy and pretentious. I love Sean Penn, but man, you gotta lighten up a little bit, pal. You're friggin' Spicoli, dude. Take yourself too seriously. Gosh. This guy's just mad all the time. He's just furious all the time. He's eating his dinner and he's mad about Haiti. Yeah. He's like, why is this fair? Like, I'm sitting here, I'm eating a pork chop. Yeah. And there's people in Haiti that are starving. No, granted, I'm here. I'm here. I'm eating an $85 pork chop, granted. But it still makes me angry. I'll eat it. I'll pay for it. I'll tip 40% on it. You clown. Yeah, right. He probably tips 15%. Why should I pay extra? Why should I pay for something I can do myself? I can do this myself. Better. I can do it better. I'm so pensive. Look at me. Oh, man. I'm just going to think. Yeah. And eat. All right. Gosh. Let's do this. Let's tell everybody about the first annual Ultimate M1 Contest. All right. Here's what we want you to do. It's kind of... You know how when we describe what an M1 is and we say...
An M1 is somebody that will wear a newsboy hat just to resemble Woods. And Brad Pitt, who also wears one. Okay. All right. If you're an M1, you might eat pico de gallo and enchiladas nonstop if you want to be like Mikey. Correct. If you are an M1, you might eat bales of wheat. Like LLB. Like LLB. You might skate. Or surf. Any day. Any day or every day. Yeah. Like Jay. And then tell people, so what? Yeah. Big deal. It's no big deal. I eat edamame while I do it. I surf and eat edamame. It's no big deal. What's the big deal? And then one shows us what you got. I guess. Uncomfortable. I guess that's kind of, I mean, it's kind of the point of this contest to kind of show us what you got. Yeah, see? Contest. Well. Here's what we want you to do for the ultimate M1 contest, and I'm going to tell you what you can win for it. You basically take a picture of yourself as the ultimate M1. Right down to earth. Right down to earth. The hot air balloon was all. Bring on the big one. All right. Keep going with that, I guess. So you can wear a Tommy Bahama shirt, take a picture. Be like Mikey. Exactly like Mikey. You can stand next to him.
Handsome black guy. Be like and put on a blonde wig. Sure can. You got to use your imagination. Yeah. Shave your head. Be like me. And put the shavings on your face as a goatee. That's right. You can Yankee yourself out. Oh, yeah. You know, and just be all Yankee. You know, New York Yankee stuff. Or Notre Dame. Notre Dame. Yeah. He's a Notre Dame fan. Not mad at you either one. You can, you know, wear a big bra and be like Santa. Red hair. Red hair. Diamonds. Now we're talking. Diamonds. Now, you got to take a picture of yourself, okay? And then you got to put it on Facebook, on our fan page. And the prize, the grand prize for the best one, the funniest one, will be you get an opportunity to take... You and nine of your friends to something they call party on the beach at the Padres game. You've seen those beach seats. They're rad. Incredible seats right out in right center field. You're going to sit in these seats. They're surrounded by sand. It's a private area. You got your own waitress. You can see through the chain link fence right in front of you. You're up against the outfield grass. And this is the May 6th game.
against the diamondbacks that's what the grand prize is freaking badass yeah it is that's a friday night right that's a friday night friday night at the ballpark so what you got to do is uh prove to us that you're the ultimate m1 just take a picture you know you could work on this um obviously you don't have to have it done right away because the game isn't until the sixth but we will officially put an end to it on Cinco de Mayo. Beautiful. Okay. The day before. So Cinco de Mayo is your cutoff. You got to get your pictures in here before then and show us what you got. And again, Cinco de Mayo will be the cutoff. You're actually going to work on Cinco de Mayo? That's surprising. Yeah, Woods. I am. Hispanic, but I don't speak Spanish. Right, but you celebrate Cinco de Mayo with the rest of your countrymen. You're from Mexico. I'm not from Mexico. They're not my countrymen.
You will be here is what you're saying. I don't have to announce it. Of course. Of course I'll be here. Okay. I was surprised because last year I remember that you really wanted the day off. I didn't. You're making that up. But we had just started and you were like, I don't know if I should take it off this year. I'll get it next year. Actually, I mean, he's like really a true countryman because Mexicans don't really celebrate Cinco de Mayo the way that we do here in California. That white Irish girls do. Yeah, exactly. So he was really staying true and was like, guys. You don't know that we don't really celebrate. We meaning me and the rest of the country in Mexico. Yes, my country. It's really just something that you guys do. Your brethren. Are you playing this off your iPod? This ringtone. Yes, my phone is going off. Sorry. 5701949 is the number and get those pictures on Facebook because we want to see what you got. Oh yeah, show it. LLB was telling us something funny. She told, first of all, two things I want to mention about LLB. One was, she put this in a recap yesterday, which I thought was hilarious. The whole time she was in Kauai last week. We were on vacation. And I was in Hawaii. She was in Hawaii. She was out there with Matt, her boyfriend, Matt Commerce, BFMC. And people kept saying to them, are you on your honeymoon? Awkward.
That's not awkward, right? At all. At all. Nope. Let's just say we're just dating. Let me give you some background. Getting the cow for free real good. Oh, my God. Not the cow. Not the milk. She makes it so uncomfortable. But it's great at the same time. It's uncomfortable. That's great. Is it? Well, just to give you a little background here. Her and BFMC were broke up for a period of time. Yes. And they were broken up. Because the cow was like, listen, you're not getting the milk for free. This cow is going dry. This cow's left the building. And so they were done. But then they got back together. And they're back together now. But the fact that... The cow is still open for business, I guess. Apparently the dairy is working again. Apparently the cow is just like, well... Better to have some attention and just be retired. Hey, better to get milked, huh? Yeah. Yeah. It's better to get milked. Just searching for a black cow. Couldn't find one. Yeah. A bull, really. A bull. Looking for a bull. No chocolate milk available. So, and so it was already kind of an uncomfortable thing because that's what they broke up. And then here's people in Hawaii.
You guys on your honeymoon? Everybody. We got asked that at first, and someone was like, and we were like, oh, no. And they're like, has everybody asked you that? No, actually, the first one. Oh, they'll keep asking. And we were like, oh, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, every single day, multiple places. Then we stayed with a friend, like a family friend of Matt's, on our last night in town we stayed. And they were like talking and asking, you know, and they were like, well, you're just kids. How old are you? I'm 30. See, Ella B. looks young. Yeah, she does. A lot younger than her age. They go, oh, you're not kids. I was like, no, we're not. Really. At all. Just getting up there. Biological clock just ticking away. It's interesting because Matt actually booked your next vacation. It's going to be in Cleveland next year. There'll be no mistake of anybody asking you that in Cleveland. Either that or he books a vacation where people just don't speak English. Yeah, exactly. We're going to Zambia next year. Either that or we just get engaged. Problem solved, really. You know, at the end of that awkwardness.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, I love to watch the guys in here squirm. It is so uncomfortable when she does that. I'm telling you. Ella B., when she goes on vacation, you know, we don't shoot her texts. We don't email her because we know it's hard enough getting in touch with her when she's here. And it was all I could do to not be like, so? No way. That's like saying to a woman, so when are you due? And she's like, I'm not pregnant. Oh, boy. It's the same thing to say to a girl. I know. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. Everybody was kind of like... I was in the back of my life. And then you made the announcement about OSI, which... is Operation Street Impact, which we've talked about now, is the sticker strike that we're doing at Qualcomm. But before, there was like, we have a big announcement to make on the Mikey show on Monday. So there was like several people, including my family members, that were like, have you talked to Lauren? Maybe the big announcement is that Lauren's getting married. Oh, that would be nice. What? I looked at her hand to see if she had a ring when she walked in. I was like, come on. What's he doing?
Please tell me he's asleep. Please tell me he's asleep. He probably is. He probably is. He probably is. But yeah, that was. Well, that was one thing. But the other thing that I thought was very funny was that L.O.B. told Matt that at a wedding, you got to wear white. No, you can't wear white. You can't wear white. The other girls, any of the girls, you can't wear white. I was looking for a wedding dress. Well, a dress to wear. What's that? I was looking for a dress to wear to somebody else's. Always the bridesmaid, babe? Yeah. Always the bridesmaid. So I was looking for a dress and I was like, oh, I love this one, but you can't wear white. And he was like, why not? And I'm like, you can't. Only the bride can wear white to a wedding. And he's like, I've never heard that before. I think you made that up. I'm like, no, no. Everybody knows that. At least all girls know that. Did you go, do you just know nothing about getting married? No, no, no. I was like, come on. And he was like, he always says to me, you know a lot about things. Because I know like.
little bits of a lot of stuff. But yeah, he was like, I didn't know that. And I was like, I find out stuff all the time. I just, I had no idea. Me too. Yeah. Still, I found out something. Yeah, this was wild. I went to get my taxes done a couple weeks ago. Jay turned me on to this guy, Tracy Gaines, and he's killer. And I go in and sit down with this guy for like, we have like this huge long session. I bring all my receipts and stuff in and he's like, well, we may have to file an extension. And I'm like, great, file away. And he goes, well, you're going to have to pay. And I'm like, what? I thought when you wanted an extension, you just were like, dear IRS, I would like an extension on my deal and you'd send it off and no. You have to pay for that? You have to pay for it. It costs you dough. Like, if you were expected... They make money for everything. By first glance, right? If they look and they say, well, you made this, you paid this, it looks like you're going to have to pay a little bit. You actually have to cut a check. to get an extension, which I had no idea. And then don't you have to pay interest if you owe taxes? You pay an estimation to get an extension. My dad has filed an extension every year I've been alive. And I'm like, why does he do that if it cost him money? I thought he was just lazy to cost you money anyway. But the good thing is, is then you get to hold on to your big amount of money, ideally, longer than in the bank account.
But yeah, I didn't know you had to pay for an extension. I had no idea. I just learned something every day. 570-1949. Call us if you just found something out. Yeah. One thing I found out recently, somewhat recently, that Rhode Island is not actually an island. I didn't know that. Did you not? Nope. I'm from New Jersey. Oh, wow. Not that far from Rhode Island. And I didn't know until about maybe five years ago. Oh, wow. Because I was on a train. I was taking a train from New York to Boston. And it stopped in Providence. And I was like, that's weird. How are we going to stop on an island? How are we going to go over the water? Yeah, and I brought it up to my friends. And I was like, did you guys know that Rhode Island wasn't an actual island? And everyone thought that that was really funny. That I didn't know that. I've got one. I'm pretty sure everybody already knows this. You know the panhandlers that are on the corner? You're not supposed to give them money? What? Because if you give it to the larger charities, they handle distribution to all instead of just one. They want you to give to a charity. I give to the panhandlers. That just increases panhandlers. Yeah, well. I give it to, if I have it, if I've got a 20 spot. Sorry. I gave a guy a 10 spot the other day. I was like, that's all I have. They say your money does more for more people when you give it to an organization. Well, I'm sure it does, but I can't.
That's great. Jay's like, I ain't going. Yeah, that's why. But he's not giving to the big organization. I would. I'd help you. I'd help you. But I gave. I'm going to give to the bigger organization. Who do you go through? I gave at the office. Who do you go through? Who do you prefer? Let's see your union card. Who do you prefer? Yeah. Just tell me. I'll write a check. To them. Not you. Not you. I want to make sure it's all spread out evenly. You got to do this first fur. That's right. I got to be fur. Sir, did you say fur is fur? No. I said fur is fur. I'm against fur. I just want to get something to eat. I'm starving. No. Are you? Fur is fur. And I'm going to make sure that I go through the right company. I don't have a company. I'm unemployed. Right. But you must go through some. Oh, sorry. Light screen. Bye. Are you starving or are you just really thirsty? Maybe I'm thirsty. All right. Well, you know, we do know that a lot of that stuff is a bit. We were having lunch. Yes, that was unbelievable. We were having lunch a few weeks back, and we were at the mall. Yep. And we saw this black dude walking, and he's like, and he's got this. He's got pep in his step. Yeah, man. He had this cool, like, like. Like a strut. Yeah.
Like a strut. He had a strut. And then he actually picked up a chair at one point and like picked it up and moved it to the other spot. He was carrying a cane. Right. And so then we saw him about a half hour later and he was at the entrance of the mall. Only now he was like crippled. Right. Like leaning on his cane. Leaning on his cane. And we had just seen him. Sashay in. He had some Panda Express going down. He was getting them walking through the mall. He could have been there to stop by the polo store to pick up a new jacket and meet his lady friend for lunch. That's how he was walking. Now, my philosophy is if I see that, no, I'm not going to give that guy money. Yeah. Because he's a dishonest guy. But had I not seen that, I don't know. I'm going to give him the benefit of it now. A big star sent Conan O'Brien a video message saying that he's shaving Conan's beard off on May 2nd. I'll give you a hint at who it is. He's very tall and he's very funny. He said funny. He said chubby. Who would you rather? Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949. Or text 949Mikey at gmail.com. More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. San Diego Radio has never mobilized.
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Extraordinarily weird. Lauren. I want the awesomeness of the iPhone that you've been talking about. I don't want some dumbed-down version of it. Woods. I have one wish. I wish I wasn't so fast. Sienna. Yeah, I would say I'm obsessed with Sage. Yeah, I'm obsessed. You are. And Jay. I love to look, but I just don't like to try. On FM 94.9. I do that all the time. Wait, this is supposed to be news on sports? Nope. Top of the hour. I do not. I do not know. I know very little about the Mikey show, and that's a true story. And we're putting Lauren on the spot because we're making her have to do.
Double duty today. So we're all a little... We're all a little bit... We're all a little bit... Frazzled? Frazzled. I'm doing the podcast and the schedule during the break. I bought a copy of the Wall Street Journal today. You did? Did you need to start a fire? Something to wrap fish in? Do you have a braided belt that you're going to start wearing? No, I saw an interesting story on the cover. Really? Yeah. My brother reads it daily. It's not as lame as you think it is. I don't think it's lame. You think it's smart and over your head. It's a Dennis Miller comedy. It's not really. People think that. It isn't. It's not as complicated as people think. And I found this out by taking a look at it every once in a while. Perusing it. You get really good tips. Is there good info in there? Yeah. Well, here. I got an idea. You read it and then you pass those tips on to the kid here.
Let me tell you what I saw that caught my attention. Okay. This may be of interest to people. Jay gave me a stock tip. Went right in the toilet. Yeah. Really worked out for you, didn't it? Right in the crapper. Yeah. I didn't buy. I did. You did? So did my brother. Like $1,000 worth. It'll probably turn around. Yeah, sure will. It's a penny stock. It's a long-term investment. Penny stock. By long-term, you mean 157 years. Long-term meaning turd. Yeah. I think that's the best word to do. I'm telling you. Put your money in it. It's good. I ain't going to. It looks good on paper. I ain't going to do it. I won't do it, but I'll tell you to do it. And then I can sit back and laugh. It says that right now Silicon Valley stuff is looking like it did back in 99. Whoa. You remember that. Oh, that was. The dot com. Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yes. Holy cow. If you had dot com after your company's name, you got. Venture capitalist money and you made a ton of dough. Yeah. Not many other people did. Well, here are the things that you might want to look into right now. LinkedIn, Twitter, Facebook. Groupon, maybe. I'm starting to hear it more and more. People swear by it, dude. I'm hearing that. Groupon. Is that public? It's one of the fastest growing companies ever. I wonder how much it costs to get in on Facebook right now. It's got to be through the roof, dude.
I mean, those are blue chips. You know, that's a blue chip stock. It's an Apple. It's one of those that's just got to be hundreds of dollars a share. I need the one that's $7 a share that's going to go to $100. That's the one I want. Isn't Facebook a private company? I think they are private still. Yeah. Because that's why no one really knows the net worth of Zuckerberg. I remember during the big crash. 2007, 2008, during the big crash, and I mean, things were in the toilet. If you're a longtime listener of the Mikey Show, we used to talk to George Chamberlain, who's the money guy. He said, get the stuff you use. And he said, and get it right now. And I'll never forget his words. He said, right now, it's fire sale prices. And I went home to my wife, Rebecca, and I said, I think we should do something. And so I bought stock in three companies, Apple, Disney, and 3M. 3M doesn't make the things that you buy. They make the things that you buy better. That's their slogan. And now, at the time, this company, Apple, was in the toilet along with everyone else. Everybody was in the toilet.
And at the time that I bought the stock, it was $92 a share for Apple. Currently, it is $333.66. Awesome. So you can do well with it. But you got to get it. You got to get it when it's low. That's the bet, man. Buy low, sell high. I mean, if we could all figure that out, we'd be sitting on a beach somewhere. Well, see, then it was easy then because it was... Everything was low. And now, you know, our economy is just in such flux. You know, one day it's okay. The next day it's terrible. Then it's okay. Then it's good. It's just hard to pinpoint, man. That's why those guys are having a lot of trouble these days making dough. You got to have a spy on the inside. You got to. You can be like Martha Stewart and you can go to jail. Perfect. Yeah. That's why she went to jail. She had a spy on the inside. Told her some stuff. She shouldn't have known. She sold all her stuff. Dumped it. And then the next day, what do you think is going to happen? What do you think is going to happen, Martha? Maybe you just take a little loss. Yeah. Maybe you sell some more doilies. Yeah. Martha Stewart does not seem like somebody that I would want to hang at their house. No. Because everything, I wouldn't know what to do. I know that everything that I would do would be barbaric. Yeah. It would be a monster.
I would, oh my gosh, imagine if you had to use the restroom at Martha Stewart's house. Yeah. Be terrible. Be awful. She would, she's like, that bathroom, you don't actually sit on that toilet. Yeah. It's for show, dear. That's for show. That's not an actual toilet to use. Did you use the towels in there? You're not supposed to use those towels. Did you see the soap that were shaped like shells? Did you use the shell soap? You didn't dare touch the shell. Sorry, I've been drinking martinis all morning. Sorry about that. Oh, boy. Wow. I just remember. Be married. Welcome. I remember when I was a kid, we had shell soap. Shell soap. You weren't allowed to use it. Shell soap is not easy to say. You were not allowed to use the shell soap. Not easy to use either. Or the hand towels. Shell soap. And I apologize to anybody I'm about to offend. My mom, maybe. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Marsha. I'm sorry. Shell soap shouldn't have it anymore. I agree. But this is like, you know, 88, 89. Okay. So she gets a little bit of a pass. Everybody has their version of the shell soap. Yes. I think a bar of soap is barbaric. Because if you have to actually touch the bar of soap now, you should just go. People still have shell soap, though. Oh, yeah. It's decorative.
People still have the towels with, like, you know the towels? Tacky or not tacky? It's very tacky. Thank you. And when you go into the bathroom. He doesn't think it's tacky. It's tacky. Shell soap for show? Yes. Don't have show soap. We don't need show soap. We're over it. And there's also show towels. That's what I was going to say. Stuff that are like the monograms. And then they have the braid wrapped around it. It's got the two dangling tassels. Who are we? Come on. What am I, Prince Harry? Yes. What is this? Prince Harry. Monarchy? Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, can I use the tousled towel? I can't? Yeah. Perfect. M1 Andrew, what was the word of the day? That's right. You're going to see Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow, and you're also going to get a couple of surf lessons. You got it. Love you, pal. Hang on. Yeah, show stuff. Show soap. No way. Okay. I told you the Conan O'Brien thing. Conan O'Brien, as you know, has a beard. But apparently he's not going to have a beard for long. And this is why. Okay, this is weird. This hasn't happened before. I've just been told we've gotten yet another fan correction challenge. And it's from someone who... Will? What's the name? It's from someone named Will. Let's check it out. Hey, Conan. My name's Will. I found an error. And the error that I found is your beard. Okay? That thing's a huge mistake.
I'm going to come there and fix it myself. That's right. I'm a guest on your show, May 2nd. And whether you like it or not, I'm going to shave your beard. Right? Yeah. It's coming off on May 2nd. Circle the date on your calendar because I am circling your face like a vulture who eats hair. Right? I'm going to shave every rusty... on your face. I am serious. Rusty. Beardly serious. Beardly. Wow. You guys, I watched him on The Office. Yeah. It's great. Really? Freaking great. Is he going to be a regular? I think so. I know he was signed for like four episodes, so I don't know if they'll continue. He's taking over for Michael Scott as the new sales manager. He was hysterical. I want to see it. I loved it. I have a... Would You Rather. Oh, yes. We haven't done Would You Rather for a long time. So let's do it. We're giving you two choices. This is great. And both of them are bad. They're both bad. Would you rather step on a nail or get kicked in the nuts? Would you rather. Would you rather. And call us. You can tell us this, but we'll discuss. Would you rather have to take a three day trip cross country alone in the trunk of a car?
Or take a one-day trip packed with 10 sweaty people. You get that? Three days alone, confined by yourself, going across the country in the trunk of a car. Or a day packed with sweaty people in the trunk of a car. It's easy. Easy. Easy. No, it's not. Piece of cake. Which one, Woods? Three-day trip. Trunk of a car. Oh. Word. Instantly thought you were going to say the other. Nope. Yeah, me too. Not I. No way. If I can have a pillow and a blanket and my computer so I can watch movies, I'm good. And my can of snuff, I'm good to go. No, you don't get all that. You don't get all that. Fast forward the tape. Fast forward the tape. Fast forward the tape. This sounds great, but just imagine day two. And it's not over yet. And then day three. I like coughing.
I do too. I love dark. I do too. Vampire. But I would feel safe if there were people squeezed up against me. You would? Safer. What? It would drive me nuts. Everybody would be all sweaty. Stinky. And at some point, you've got to do business. Well, yeah. Well, I mean, we're assuming that you get to do your business. Oh, okay. I didn't know. I thought we just had to stay in the trunk for three days. Yeah, I mean, we're not defying the laws of physics. You've got to. Give me the trunk. Give me the trunk for three days. Wait, you guys don't get a laptop and a pillow and all that. No, I'm fine. I could sleep for three days. I couldn't sleep for three days. I'd need to read. I'd need something to keep me occupied. No, the spirit of the question is not that you, you know. Get the Hilton in there. Right. You don't get to set up like a suite. Yeah, you don't have Yankees getting fed in there by a satellite dish. Damn it. Then I'd have to go with the one day trip. Yeah. It would suck. No way. Get it over with. It's done. Three days by yourself? Perfect. I've spent three days in a coffin as a radio bit. Three days? Buried. No, you didn't. I did, too. And it had a pipe that went up to the surface, and I could breathe, and it was fine. Three days? Michael, as far as, why have you never told me this? I don't know. He told us about the coffin, but not three days. Yeah, three days. And when you lay down, you don't have to poop. You don't? No. When you lay down like that, and you don't, you know, you can't stand up. What'd you eat? You have to fast, which was the hardest part.
You have to fast a day because, you know, they want to get you all cleared out. What was that? Where was it? When? Where? It was 1994. It was when I was at 105.3 KCBQ right here in San Diego. Oh, my God. And, yeah, they put me in a coffin. It was for charity. They put me in a coffin and the coffin had a pipe that went up to the air. and they nailed the coffin shut, and then they poured dirt on it. But there was a little lamp, like a little light bulb down there, so you could see. And then people could look down the tube, and they could see me in there. Oh, my gosh. What did you do? Uh, red. I read. Red, like, with the pointes from your face? It was enough room to, like, turn. Like, they gave you enough room so that you could turn in there. To sleep? I had to pee in a bag. Did you wig out? Not at all.
I would not be able to do that. I would do that bit again in a second. I know. Oh, my God. Well, we did this bit. We do this new thing called elevator ambush where all of us from the Mikey show get into an elevator and the person that steps onto the elevator in this building next, we ambush them like cash cab and we ask them questions for prizes. Overmodulating questions, but questions. How are you doing? Pretty good. How are you? Hey, I want to ask you hi. I'm Mikey from the Mikey Show. I just want to ask you a couple of questions. That sounds good. That's great volume level. Are we losing oxygen in here? Well, here's what happened. Last time we did it, when the person got the question right, I got excited. Everyone did. Everybody did. Except me. And so we started jumping up and down, and we actually made the elevator get stuck. With the doors cracked open. The doors were open. The doors were open. You could see the inside of the metal of the elevator. And L-O-B, who is, like, that's her worst nightmare. Oh, my gosh. And you could tell, like, every ounce of humor drained from her body. Yeah. Any bit of humor that she had. Like, it was, and we were, like, kind of like, ah, ha, ha. And she was like, is this, is this, is this, is this stuck? Or what's going on? What's happening? Can we get out of here? Yeah.
I thought when you guys started getting excited at first, I was going to be like, don't jump because something's going to happen. And then everybody was like, and jumped at the same time. And I knew that was going to happen. I won't do that again. Don't. Don't jump up and down. Or I won't go on. I won't either. It scared me. Wow. You know what we're going to do next? We're going to do, am I a monster? Yes. All right. So call us. If you want to ask us, like you want to say, this is what I do. This is what I've done. This is what I'm thinking. This is my opinion. Am I a monster? 570-1949.
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Maybe let's just do a console. Yeah, it won't be an actual car. No, it'll be car. An Apple car. An Apple car. I don't think they want to get into that racket. It'll be green because that's their whole bit too. Yeah. Their whole bit is like green. Their laptops, one of the big selling points on their laptops is how green they are. You can eat them. Yeah, it's like they say if you eat one laptop a day, it's like having four sprigs of asparagus. Yeah. I've heard that. I feel so bad for L.O.B. She's sitting over there twitching like a meth addict. You know, she's been drinking coffee all morning. My contacts are all foggy. She's been putting drops in her eyes, drinking coffee, eating chocolate, just trying to. And every time I look over at her, she's like. Faces of meth. I know. It looks like faces of meth. Struggling. Woodsy, what's going on in sports? Well, we mentioned it earlier. I'm going to mention it again because I want to fill you in on where our hometown Chargers will be picking in the draft. So the draft is going to be Thursday, April 28th. Who knows if these guys will ever see the field. I know.
Let me tell you, the Chargers have actually a pretty decent draft. They got the 18th pick in round one. They have the 50th pick in round two. They got an extra pick in round two that they got from the Jets. Yeah. They have the 82nd pick, the 89th pick from Seattle in the third. So listen to that. One first rounder, two in the second, and two in the third. I know what they'll do. You get to the trade. Package them and trade them. Go up. Yeah. Yeah. Why not? I mean, that's why you got those extra picks. Might as well. And then they traded their fourth and fifth. They got two in the sixth. And they have one in the seventh. So that'll be fun, man. I do enjoy the draft every year. And, of course, we will be covering that and letting you know what's going on. And then also Thursdays. I know, dude. It's crazy. And then also the Miami Heat. They struggled a little bit this year. They did make the playoffs. Now they are 2-0 in the playoffs. They beat the Philly Sixers last night 94-73. Here's LeBron talking about how they have become dominant. We did what we were supposed to do in these first two games, and that was protect home court. So we're looking forward to the challenge of going down to Philly Wednesday, playing game three on Thursday, and walking out of there with a win also.
Confident, man. They're a confident team, and they're playing well together. Everybody's contributing, and they're going to be a force. There you go. So the game is called Am I a Monster? Now, you can call 570-1949, and you can tell us about something that you're thinking or something that's going on, and you go, Am I a Monster? Does this make me a monster? We'll tell you. We'll discuss. M1 Joe from San Diego. Hello? Are you there? Hey, guys. How you doing? Good. Good. Hey, so a friend over-plucked her eyebrows the other day and decided that she's going to go all the way and just pluck them entirely. Oh. Yeah. And now she's drawing them on with, like, makeup pencil. What trailer park is she from? Oh, wow. Is your girlfriend Tammy Faye Baker?
So I was wondering, am I a monster? Because I'm like totally, I'm out, man. I'm not okay. It'll grow back. Yeah, you're a monster. No, you're not a monster. No, he's not. He's a monster. He's not a monster. It'll grow back. It's eyebrows. Don't make the woman. Does she like doing it now, drawing it in? Yeah. Yeah, you're out. Okay, that's different. You're out. That's different. You're out. That's her new bit? You walk. Yeah, if that's her new bit, LLV. That's like, there's a certain look people do that. Asian women will do it. I've seen a lot of Asian women will shave their eyebrows off and they will draw them in. I've had a lot of Mexican ants that will shave their eyebrows off and they will draw them in with a pencil. It's a big player. A lot of times there will be gigantic hoop earrings that will go along with the look. Yeah. A lip liner? Yeah. Maybe a Budweiser can in your hand? Uh-huh. Ooh, I don't know. You gotta walk. If she plans on keeping it that way. Yeah. It's pretty bad. You are a monster. No, he's not a monster. Yes, you are. He's not. Not if she plans on keeping it that way. You're fine. You're fine. You're not a monster. Do you love her? Yeah. I mean, we've been dating, you know, a couple of years. You're a monster. No. Are you seriously considering breaking up with her because of the drawn-on eyebrows?
I mean, here's the thing. Like, I can't look at her without, like, secretly laughing. She looks ridiculous. So, I don't know. Like, I can't. Should I tell her? I don't know. Should I tell her? If you love her. Hello, B. What? If your BFMC, your boyfriend, Matt Carmer, said to you, I can't help but laugh every time I look at you. I would rather he do that than break up with me because he's going to laugh. I'd rather he be like. I'm really not attracted to you. Yeah, you'd rather that than break out. Yeah. And have her grow them back. Well, if you need an out, if you need an out, you got an out, pal. If you're looking for an out, you got one. Yeah, he might be looking for one. It takes a long time for him to grow back. No, it doesn't. Not on me, man. I'm like Grover. I'm like the Cookie Monster. Like the Oasis Brothers. Yeah. Groucho Marx. Unibrow. Is that Noel Gallagher over there? Oh, wow. Hey, thanks for the call, dude. Thanks, guys. Run for the hills, pal. We got a text. Mikey just started dating a girl, and we went to the beach. She took her shirt off, and her entire back is tattooed. It's hot, but I'll never marry this girl. Am I a monster? No. Different strokes. It is hot, though. Well, wait a minute. It does make you a monster, because that means that you're just using the girl for... Is he going to stick around?
No, he says he's never going to be with this girl. He says he's never going to marry her. Has he promised her he's going to stick around? No, but there's an implied, there's an implication if you're, you know. You're allowed to test the waters without, you know, not every person you date has to be marriage material. Yeah, but wouldn't you be upset if some guy knew he wasn't going to? Depends on how old we were. If I was like 21, I wouldn't care. What if you're 30? Jake. Yes, you're a monster. You're a monster. Wow, he's hiding behind his mic in there. That's a real possibility. Thanks for the skin, girl. Well, let's think about this. Think it through. Let's walk this through. Walk through it. If you're dating a girl and you like her a lot, but you realize that she has a giant back tattoo. Like a big old set of eagle claws. Yeah. Carrying a rabbit. Yeah. Spearing a rabbit with a knife. American flag. American flag. Maybe some words. Yeah. Scrolled across. The word Nazi. Oh, wow. Yeah. Rebel flag. Rebel flag. Oh, wow. No. But seriously, if you see, if a girl, if you find that, you have to ask yourself, what do we do?
When we go to meet my parents and we're at the swimming pool. Yeah. What do we do when we're getting married and she's got that beautiful wedding gown on and she's got the eagle claws. Bald eagle on her back. And some people would be like, well, that's just who she is and that's part of who she is now. And it's just a tattoo. It doesn't make her who she is. But what if you didn't know about it? You didn't know until you went to the beach. Until they went to the beach. Well, now he has to make that decision. Does he like her enough to, you know, despite the tattoo, get past it? That stuff never bothered me. Can I read something into that? Sure. So he said that he's just started dating this girl because they went to the beach. She takes her cover up off and she's got this giant tat on his back. And he's like, listen, it's hot. Which in my mind instantly said he's going to have sex with her. He's going to try to have intercourse with her. He wants to. Because why?
Because it's hot. He wanted to before or else he wouldn't be dating her and now he wants to even more. Because he's like, in his mind... Bad girl. Bad girl. And in his mind, he's probably thinking, it's going to be pretty rad. But I'm not going to go... It's not going to go further. She's not marriage material in my mind. Maybe I'm naive. But I never put a tattoo on a girl and... wacky monkey sex together. I do. Oh, really? Big time. Especially if it's a big back piece. Woods just gave me a look and shook his head like, oh, yeah. Yeah. Which, really? He's giving you like the old tried and true nod. Mm-hmm. Ah! Yes. What? I've never have fornicated with anyone with a giant back piece, but... Have you performed coitus with someone that... I have not performed coitus with anyone with a giant back piece. Question for you, Stephen. Yes? Have you ever performed coitus with someone that had a large back piece? I have not. How do I know this to be a true statement? I would tell you. I'm pretty open. Perhaps you're lying. I can't tell. I'm not. I'm pretty open. You might think that someone with a giant back tattoo is okay with and or likes pain. Wow. What a leap. What a leap. I mean...
What a leap on you. It's true. It's true. You got to set a leap on you this morning. It's a lot of pain. No, I mean, it is. It's a big surface area. I got a flaming softball on my back and it hurt. It doesn't mean she likes the pain. I said and or. I said she's okay with and or likes. It doesn't mean she's okay with pain. It means that at one point... You have to go back for several visits. Well, sure, yeah. It means that she was willing to endure pain for this. She may be willing to endure pain for... Other. What kind of pain are you getting? Wow. When L.O.B. said things, I want people to know that are listening on the radio and didn't have the benefit of seeing her like I did. When she said things, she scrunched her nose. And her tongue came out. And her tongue came out. And she went, things. Things. Yeah. I felt dirty. Very creepy. You know it. You all know. Oh, yeah. Wow. 570-1949.
This is M1J from San Diego. You there? Hello. Go ahead. Hey, guys. How you doing? Good. I just want to let you know I'm very funny, and I love you guys. Thank you very much. Thank you. Appreciate it. Thank you. Okay. My mother-in-law has, like, the best I can describe it is, like, these candy corn teeth, dude. Candy corn teeth. Wow. That's the best description. That is. That's the best description I know exactly. Exactly. I mean, we all have an image right now. And I'm not sure if I'm a monster or not. We go over for Thanksgiving or any dinner, and I can't sit next to my wife. We don't see them a lot. So my wife likes to sit next to her mom or across from her mom so they can talk.
And this woman is chewing and talking, and I can't do it. Candy corns everywhere. I can't even sit next to my wife. I sit across the table, and I'll even, like, go eat somewhere else. I can't. Oh, boy. No, you're not a monster. You're not a monster. You're insensitive, but you're not a monster. Just tell her that you want to spend time with one of the other relatives. My wife gets super pissed that I can't sit there. That's my mother. You're like, yeah, but she's got candy. She's a frigging jack-o'-lantern. When I was a kid, thank you for the call. When I was a kid, tell me if this makes me a monster as a kid. When I was a kid, I used to make my mom make my eggs instead of my grandmother because my grandmother shook and had a lot of wrinkles. And it creeped me out. You are a monster. No, you're not. It creeped me out. You're not. And I didn't want her eggs. Grandma couldn't help it. Hey, listen. She had a glass eye. Oh my gosh. Hey, stop it. That's his grandma. Listen, I didn't know her. She spoke Spanish. I had one conversation with her. She's a laugh at the scrubbing bubbles. She's a laugh at the commercial of scrubbing bubbles. That was her. She's scared that. We wear cards so you don't have to. Yes. She had a glass eye.
Easy Long John Silver. Really, really wrinkly. Easy Long John Silver. That's creepy. We were alone. She wore this blue apron. She's still alive. She would shake. No, she's not. She's been dead for a long time. And she would shake and she would cook for everybody. And everybody would love her food. I wouldn't eat it. I would make my mom make my eggs because I was afraid to eat those shaky eggs. What was the explanation from your mom? Did you tell your mom? Yeah. What would your mom say? Was it her mom? She would take care of it. Yeah, it was her mom. She'd say like, oh, he's just very particular. He's very picky. And your grandmother would look at you and go, is he? That's a great question. That's a great question because she would say it to her in Spanish. She would explain in Spanish. She said, he thinks you're an old woman and shakes a lot. Old creep. Old one-eyed woman. Sorry, Mike won't eat your food because of your glass eye, skin. Your wrinkles. And body movement. Was the word vieja in there at all? Vieja. Vieja. I don't blame you one bit. You smell like old people. My mom used to try. I didn't say that, but that was true. That's true. I thought it, and I was like, should I add that? Because that was another reason that I didn't want to eat the food. The old people smell.
Old people. We drove through a neighborhood and Jasper said, it smells like old people. Just driving through a neighborhood. What is that smell? My mom used to drag me to the nursing home to see her great-grandmother. I'd be petrified. Dragging me through the halls. I'm like five or six years old. The smell, the people, the old grandmother, great-grandmother wanting to cuddle me. Oh, stop it. You guys are all monsters. We're not. We're not. They're people. I know, but when you're a child, it's scary. Okay, when you're a child, don't be scared now. I'm not that way now. We're all going to be visiting Jay very soon. I know it. It's true. I'm just going to live here. Where does that smell? What does that smell, that medicine-y? I think it's mothballs. I think a lot of... It's like a medicine-y smell. And they all wear the same perfume, and it smells like roses. Yes, roses. It's my rose perfume, Dave. Remember, we discussed that one time. I said, when was that a player? 20s. When did a guy smell roses and be like, oh, I am horny now? I think what it was was there wasn't deodorant, so you had to have this really potent smell. Yeah, and roses, that's very powerful.
Powerful smell. My wife is calling. I can see that on the deal. I don't know what she's... You're in trouble. Hello, my darling. Hi, how are you? Good. Are you guys still doing monster? Yeah. Yes. Oh, boy. I got a doozy for you. Yeah. But if I tell it, then Lauren and Jay have to promise that they'll still be my friends. They're not going to. Oh, no. They're already not going to. Oh, boy. Promise? Promise. Yes. For a while, and by a while I mean a couple of years, I put a fake recycle bin under the sink so that when people came over and asked me, where's your recycling? I told them very gladly, oh, it's under the sink.
Give me a look of judgment. Oh, my God. Two story. Question. Two story. Rebecca. What? Yep. Rebecca. Never recycled. When they left, would you then empty said recycling bin into the garbage can? Yes, I would. Oh, my God. You are a monster. You are 100%. I'll be your friend. She just admitted this to me right before Growth Group like two weeks ago. Oh, my goodness. It's incredible. I thought it was. Hysterical. That's hysterical. I go, and I even said to her, I even said to her, I go, what would L.O.B. and Jay say? And Rebecca goes, they'd kill me. I'm ashamed of it. I'm a monster. I know it. I didn't even know. We have two groups over here every week, and so we have a lot of people coming through, and we have, like, plastic water bottles sometimes, and people have stuff, you know? Just over and over and over again, they would be like, where's your recycle? You know? And if I said that I didn't have one, they gave me this look of like, how dare you? Like, you don't have recycle? Do you hate the earth? Yeah. Rebecca would say, Rebecca would say, yeah, it's in that drawer.
You open the drawer by pressing the bald eagle head and opening it up. It's an actual bald eagle, though. Be careful not to disturb the rug made of baby seal. California condor beaks. California condor beaks. My friend Lori would even, she would take her bottles with her because she refused to throw them away. She did. I do that sometimes. Major judgment that went along with that. And so finally, I'm like, I have to put an end to this. And instead of just setting up a recycling system, I just put a trash can under the sink and was like, oh, yeah, that's recycling. Oh, wow. And people would put it there and we'd throw it away. Just leave it out. Do you recycle now? You don't. No. No. No. Monsters. Monsters. How do you recycle? It's easy. No, no, no. You don't even have to. You have the bin, right? Yeah. You have the bin? No, no, no. We have a trash can. It's like a trash can. Oh, it's not a real recycling bin? What is a real recycling bin? No, no, no. We recycle now. Oh, you do? No, we do. We do. We do. For a couple years, we didn't. That's incredible. Well, wait a second. I don't recycle bin. Maybe you do. I don't. But you just leave everything on the counter and it ends up magically in the bin. Oh, that's true. I probably do recycle then because I don't. I just.
You just call it happy birthday. It is a happy birthday for me. What we do at my house is we drink some bottled water. Not as much because we... It's weird. I moved to California. I became better about stuff. And we just leave it all on the counter and we take it all out in one swoop, throw it in the recycling bin. See, that's good. We're not going to ask everybody to be perfect. Just be aware. Be aware of your carbon footprint. Listen to this text. Mikey, am I a monster? That I don't want to date a 27-year-old girl because her name is Doris. No offense to all the Dorises out there. I'm sure you're lovely. I'm sure you're lovely. You're lovely, dear. You're lovely. Make love to me, Doris. I love you, honey. I love you, too. Love you. No, don't do that. Let's see here. Listen to this, man. Jesse Jackson's son, Jesse Jackson Jr. Did you know, by the way, that he's a representative from Illinois?
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Jesse Jackson has a son. Sharp kid, too. Good looking guy. Hello, boo. Jesse Jackson Jr., Democratic representative from Illinois. And in my opinion, not making very bright observations. Listen to this. This new device, which is now probably responsible for eliminating thousands of American jobs. Talking about the iPad. Now Borders is closing stores because why do you need to go to Borders anymore? Why do you need to go to Barnes & Noble? Just buy an iPad and download your book. It's called technology, Jesse, and it happens. You know, things happen. You know, if Borders wanted to, they could create a device. You know, Amazon did that. Yeah, the Kindle. The Kindle. You know, Amazon said, listen, we got to get with the times.
You know, Netflix came along, and when Netflix came along, okay, then you're going to see Hollywood Video and Blockbuster. They've got to get into the same business. I know. It's sad, though. It's not iPads' fault. It's not iPads' fault, no. It's technology. I mean, it's the way things are going. And, you know, it's a bummer for me. But, I mean, do you see them pointing the finger at the iPad? Like, how dare you? I think they did the same thing with a horse-drawn carriage. Yeah, right, right. And like, hey, how dare you, Ford, for inventing the Model T, the automobile. You put Jay's family right out of business. I remember that. Jay was making, you know, they were selling horses and doing the, you know. He was a cobbler. Blacksmith. Blacksmith. Yeah. Sorry. They're not making shoes. They're not making shoes. That's true. LLB just calls it a Smith. Yep. That's a true story. No, I mean, it is a bummer, though. And I. It is a bummer for me. I used to love to go to the record store and it's not the wreck. I never wasn't like, I love albums. I would go look through CDs for hours, probably once a week at lunch. I would go and just look and buy stuff. And it's a bummer not to be able to do that now. But I friggin love my iPod. I love my iPod. I didn't like it.
when music went digital at first because I liked the feel of a CD. I liked the experience of opening it up. I liked the way it smelled. I liked looking at the liner notes. I liked all the stuff that came along. I liked stacking them in a tower. I liked all that. Yes. But now I've forgotten all about it. I haven't necessarily forgotten, but dude. I mean, we talked about it on the air a couple weeks ago. I actually heard it, I think, on Best of last week. The Discman, you know, like, how cool is it to go to a gym with your iPod and you can listen to 15,000 songs? You had that beat-ass Discman with one crappy disc of, like, you know, you had your Pantera hits to work out to, and you're like, great, it's all skips, and you can't carry it with you. It's terrible. Technology is important, but, man, and for me, I love bookstores, too. It's a bummer to see that, but I'm going to still buy books. I read so much while I was on vacation. All digitally? All digitally on the iPad. How is it? Fantastic. Is it fantastic? Yeah, dude, and I got the enhanced version. Listen to this. So I got Sammy Hagar's book. Read? Read. And I got the enhanced version of the book.
So on my iPad, there's little video clips every once in a while of Sammy talking about stuff. It's better. It's better. It's more than I need. But some people would like that. I would love it. As much as I like to read. You don't have to buy the enhanced version. Even the digital copy, it's just more than I need. And in fact, it would hurt my eyes to read that way. Does that bother you? I was having a debate with Jamie about this. We just got done moving. Hurt your eyes. Well, yeah, because if you look at your computer all day, if you look at your computer all day, you'll be like, you know, reading off a computer isn't the most healthy thing for you to do. It's going to be the same as reading it off a book. It's not. No, there's a glare to it. Dude, I'm telling you, I read like crazy on that. But you don't have any problems with the computer. Like, if I stare at the computer screen too long, my eyes get all watery. Really? Yeah, they get gimpy. I had a job where I was on the computer all day, and you're like, oh, dude, I got to take it. I might do that reading a book as well. Well, you're 67 years old. It's true. I love being able to have a ton of books at my disposal on the iPad. Yeah. I love the novelty of a book. It's my debate right now. This is a Woods family debate in my home as we speak. We just got done moving and I looked at Jamie and I go, I have seven boxes of books. And I go, I'm going to download all these. I'm going to get a Kindle. I'm going to download them. She's like, no, you got to have the books. And I'm like.
And you don't want a Kindle. I have both. I have a Kindle and an iPad. You like the iPad. Way better. Big time. I'm surprised that Kindle still exists, honestly. And when Kindle came out, I was a big proponent. I thought it was the greatest thing in the world. And I never use it anymore. It's black and white. I'm going to get a freaking iPad with my tax return. It's great. So do you download just the first eight pages of each book? What do you mean by that? He's saying I don't read the whole thing. I just read the first eight pages. Is that true? Not anymore. He used to be that. Do you get the Cliff Notes? I've done that before. If you look at my bookshelf, I have about 12 Cliff Note books. In your adult life? Yes. Why? So you can converse about it? There's nothing wrong with that. Hey, I'm being honest. It's a study guide. I know, but I would only use those in college when I had a book report to do. Well, I didn't go to college. But I'm saying I wouldn't... I went through a period where I thought that I should have read The Odyssey. Okay, so you wanted to be able to talk about it. Yeah. It's not the same. Didn't read them.
You never read the Cliff Notes even? No. They're all sitting in my bookcase. You need Cliff Notes. You need Cliff Notes for the Cliff Notes. I need Cliff Notes for the Cliff Notes. Wikipedia. That gives you a good idea. Yeah, that's true. You don't even need Cliff Notes anymore. Well, I realized that there was really no point to it in the first place. Because when are you going to be sitting around with people talking about the Odyssey and Homer? Yeah. Stupid. Just wearing like a little dicky and just drinking Cabernet. Yeah. And a snifter. Talking about the Odyssey. Graham Monnier. Have you all read The Odyssey? No, we haven't, Mike. Of course you haven't. Still working on highlights? Magazine, is that it? No, Mike, he's actually reading Sammy Hagar's book, Red. Oh, really? Red. Yeah, he calls himself the Red Rocker. I'm sure he does. You know Sammy Hagar, don't you? That's the most disgusting. Insult that anyone has ever seen to me. That's it. Ever. Nobody's ever made fun of your long black hair. I don't listen to Plantera. I don't listen to Plantera. Of course you know what that is. Two of you. I know about all different types of music. I have my mind open. Do you listen to rock heavy metal like Slayer? No, I don't. Not really Slayer, but Metallica and stuff, yeah. Metallic. Metallica.
Bonehead knuckle-dragging meatheads. It's all right. It's a little aggressive music, but it's okay. Some of it's got good melody. You ever listen to the Fennel Boys? I've never heard of them. Of course you haven't. Where are they from? Never heard of them. Tosh was from Portland, but then moved to Seattle. Was that Mark Tosh? Yes. Is he the singer? No, you moron. He's the tambourine player. Wow. Or their first banjo player. You know, why do I even waste my time? Exactly. I'm not going to listen to the Fennel Boys. I don't think anybody besides you really listens to the Fennel Boys. Maybe Mr. and Mrs. Fennel. Yes, them and the Fennel Boys. Big Bear Tripod, have you ever heard that? Three people, I'm assuming? The irony. How many are in the band?
Four. Doesn't sound ironic, just sounds wrong. Right. Incorrect. It's the last time you actually spent time in a library. About a year ago. Researching criminal rights. I was there like a month ago getting a DVD. Who from Winslet? No, I was just perusing. Documentary, maybe. Yeah. Perhaps. New Jennifer Aniston movie out on DVD. Something a little more informative, but a DVD. Informative. Yes. Now, what would you find informative? Documentary about basically anything. Maybe about weirdos like you. What about meth addicts like you that are just sitting over there trying to stay away? I'm itching. So you don't even watch DVDs. How do you watch your films?
Real to real. Have you ever seen... Real to real. You watch real to real? I watch 8mm films. Gangster. Yes. Gangster. Gangster. Gangsta, actually. Conversation with you. I love it. Real to real. Let's play Gas Prices Right. Are you ready? Let's see. Do we have the... Where's my music? Where's my... Here we go. Time to play a little Gas Prices Right. And the way that we play is I am going to, first of all, tell you that right now in San Diego, the median price of gas is $4.25 a gallon. $4.25. Now, this is the way we play. I'm going to give you various items, and you have to tell me whether it is over or under $4.25. If you're right, you win. It's that easy.
Now, you've got to get three out of five, okay? So we'll start with M1. Rick from San Diego, are you there? Hi, I'm here. All right, you've got to get three out of five of these correct, all right? All right. Okay. Medium price of gas is $4.25. Let's see if you can get the gas prices right. You've got to go over or under $4.25. L Magazine, is it over or under $4.25? Over. It's actually $3.99. How about a large can of Pringles? Is that over or under 425? What? Under. You are correct. Okay, one out of two. How about some Pepperidge Farm Sausalito cookies? Those are good. Those are good. Is that over or under 425? Under. You are correct. $3.99. Wow. You need only get one more to win.
7-Eleven. 7-Eleven beef jerky. Over or under 425. What size bag was that? It's the 7-Eleven beef jerky standard size bag. It's a 7-Eleven select. Let's go over. You are done. Done. Well done, sir. Played the gas prices right. Well, what do you win, Jay? He won the, I'll tell you about it. He won the Street Fighter 4 3D. All new Nintendo. What? 3DS. What's a Nintendo? What's a Nintendo? Is that kind of like Nutella? It's like Nutella. You spread it on. Nintendo. You spread it on toasters. Nintendo? Nintendo. Yeah, Nintendo. Isolate, isolate, isolate, isolate, isolate, isolate, isolate, isolate. Which is it, Jay? What is it? Nintendo. How much does he hear things differently than you guys do? Oh, my God. That is beautiful.
greatest thing I've ever heard in my life. It's written correctly on there. Say it again. Nintendo. He has no idea why we think it's funny. He's like, why? I'm reading it. Nut-tendo. Black and white. Hello. I thought maybe it was misspelled, so I read it. It's not misspelled. M1 Rude Boy from San Diego. You there? That's incredible. You ready to play the gas prices right? Yes. Okay. Now, the median price of gas right now in San Diego is $4.25 a gallon. You got to tell me if these items cost more or less than $4.25. Trojan Magnums. A box of Trojan Magnums.
Over or under $4.25? That's over. You're not buying the Trojan Magnum. Must have just been a two-pack. Hate to rub it in. Trojan Magnums are $3.99. Are you ready? All right. A box of standard Band-Aids. Over or under $4.25? Under. You are... They're $3.99 as well. One for two. Gas X. Over or under $4.25. Box of Gas X. Let's go over. Sorry, buddy. They are $3.49. You got it. He needs the next two. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's got to get two more right. Yeah, the next two. Alka-Seltzer. Oh, sorry. I think I J-ed it. Alka-Seltzer.
Cold and cough. Over or under 425? Man, what's up with the Pringle questions? Alka-Seltzer, cold and cough. Let's go over. $7.99. All right, you only have to get one more right. One more. And these are drugstore items. A respirator mask. Whoa. Now, it is a package of three respirator masks. And those are those H1N1 masks that people wear over their face. You know what we're talking about? It's so that you don't get sick. Those things. Painters sometimes wear them. Yeah. Guys who cut the lawn wear them. Three are in a pack. Three are in a pack. Are they over or under 425? Under. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. No Nintendo for you. No Nintendo, bro. I'm sorry. Try again next time. I like that game. So do I. So do I. Makes me nervous. I know. I want them to win so badly. I want to hear Jay just say that word. We gotta get a break. Forever. Nintendo. Oh, wow. You just said it again. Nintendo. It's weird. How is it? You tell me. No, you tell us again. Nintendo. Freaking unbelievable. When we come back, we'll tell you what the controversy is that's happening in Canada over what they call the slut walk. Controversial. It is. It is. It's controversial. We'll tell you why. On FM 94.9. FM 94.9 Independence Jam Coastal Invasion returns Sunday, June 5th at the Oceanside Pier Amphitheater. Save the date. All the details will be revealed Wednesday morning at 10 a.m. on FM 94.9. I've seen it. The sedan dressed up like an SUV. How delusional. An SUV should be built to be an SUV. Thank goodness for the all-new Dodge Durango with its available fully automatic all-wheel drive and best-in-class towing.
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And his name is Rusty Walker. And Kip Rusty Walker, 19-year-old kid out of Bend, Oregon. Really, really weird story and sad and tragic. Australia, apparently, could become the next big camel meat exporter. Oh, so it will be Australia. It will be Australia. About time. Could be as early as 2012. If an Egyptian businessman is successful with his bid to open a camel slaughterhouse and meat processing plant in rural southern Australia. Mikey, I will be successful in this business. I will be. You will? I will be, yes. You do it now and you're doing good? Camel is delicious. It tastes like chicken. It tastes like chicken. I thought it would be, like, gamier. It's a little gamier, but it's pretty good. You'll like it. Lauren, you'll like it. I'll try a camel burger. Absolutely. Camel hot dog. Yeah. That's Magdy L. Ashram. Yes, correct. Magdy L. Ashram. Ashram. Are you saying wrong? Ashram. Ashram. Ashram. Ashram. Ashram. You're Hispanic. You know how to roll your R's. Trust me. I do. So, there you go. Woodsy, what's going on in sports?
Well, you know, the battle of the NL West last night, the Giants took on the Rockies. And I'll tell you what, man, Tim Linscombe, they call him the freak. And he is pretty freaking filthy. He had a no-hitter through seven innings. The Giants did beat the Rockies 8-1. And they asked Tim Linscombe, hey, man, were you thinking about that no-hitter at all? I wasn't really thinking about it. Were you? You know, up until that inning. Of course not. I was just more worried about, you know, just trying to throw strikes. He's a f***er. Dude, he's one of those guys, I've said it before, I'll say it again, you know, Linscom's pitching, take your kids. He's absolutely phenomenal. Three times Cy Young award winner. This is a weird story, and I wanted to discuss this maybe for a sec if we could. I want to know what was going through 23-year-old pitcher Mike Leak. I want to know what was going through his mind yesterday as he was arrested in a downtown department store in Cincinnati for shoplifting six T-shirts valued at $59. He is... A San Diego native, pitched at Arizona State. He made the team out of spring training. He's a starter for the Reds. He's one of the starting five pitchers. Goes into Macy's yesterday, removes the tags from six t-shirts, tries to walk out with them, and gets arrested. His base salary this year is $450,000. He signed a $2.3 million deal two years ago. What are you thinking? I'll tell you. I have an answer. What? There are women.
that love to steal stuff and this came up as a topic on the air and i'm talking about well scrubbed well to do women if i open the phone lines right now and i say hey if there's any ladies listening right now that make a good living blah blah blah but when's the last time you stole something and what was it we will have phone lines light up With women calling... Winona Ryder, I think. Winona Ryder did it. It's on the line. Yeah. But we actually could get a bunch of women that would call and say, yeah, I stole this, I stole that, I stole this. People like the thrill of it. Some people like the thrill of it. He's a freaking major league pitcher. You don't get thrill enough going out and pitching in front of 40,000 people every five days? They like it. It's for $60. these shirts were. Reach into your pocket, pay the 60 bucks. You're a major league pitcher. Yeah, it's not about the money. It isn't about the money. It's about the weirdness of the... What are you thinking, dude? The weirdness of the thrill, getting away with it. It's weird. Really weird. Guys, he was an absolute stud in college, man. He won 40 games at Arizona State. Tied.
for the most wins by a pitcher at ASU. It's unbelievable. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. And he is, you know, just an absolute star in the making. And it just doesn't make any sense, man. $60 t-shirts. Does he get booted from the team? No, you know, they'll suspend him for a week or so. It's baseball. All right, so you want to know about Slut Walk? Yeah. It's a real thing. It's a real thing. This was in Toronto. Talk about just too much time on your hands. Dumb stuff. Slut walk. Here's what they're protesting. It's like a protest. What they say that they're protesting is a perceived callous attitude towards sexual assault in Toronto by the Toronto police. Okay. Here's a quote from one of the geniuses that was there. Oh, boy. Just because I'm a slut doesn't mean I want to be raped, said one female protester.
Just because I'm a slut doesn't mean I want to be raped. Slut pride parade. Yeah. Well, I'm for that. That's when that's something to shout out over the roof. I understand what she's saying. But maybe don't have a parade about it. Look, I'm sorry. I don't know what you guys do in the U.S. and what it's all about, but in Toronto. We can be sluts and we have to be sorry about it. Must be something in the water. Yeah. I'm not sorry. I'm not saying you have to be sorry about it. Well, then get out. My deal is, why do you have to have a parade and march about it? What else are we marching about? I mean, get out of town. You don't have to march about anything. I want to march about having pride for being a sloot. A sloot. I'm sorry.
Actually, I'm not sorry. I'm sorry, I'm not sorry. Which is it? Are you sorry or are you not? I'm really not sorry. I mean, I'm sorry for you, but I'm not sorry about... Sorry, about... About what I've done. Well, congratulations on your slut walk. Well, here's the deal. If the cops are... If they do have a callous attitude towards sexual harassment or sexual assault... Absolutely, you should protest. Yeah. Maybe you don't call it slut walk. Right. It's so dumb. I wonder what the slut flag looks like. Jay wants to know, I'm sure. You know? It's a pair of panties. I don't. You don't want to know? No. Flapping in the wind. A pair of panties on a stick. Ew. On a stick. Flapping in the wind. Ew. Oh. Oh, boy, that was good. Ella B was, during the commercial break, Ella B was saying that her BFMC, her boyfriend, Matt Commerce, he and his buddy, they will openly talk about how much they make. Yeah. I think that that's weird. Of course. I asked him, and he was like, why? He's my best friend. I'm like, yeah, but I don't really talk with my...
best friend about you always kind of like skirt the issue you're like you know and i make whatever i make or you know i make a good amount or fair amount i make what you know what is expected to be but you you never really like okay here's let's set the rules on salary talk okay you talk about how much money you make if you're not on salary if you're part-time i think it's okay wait why is that okay i think if you're part-time If you're part-time, you're making like $8 an hour. You can say I make $8 an hour. Sometimes you're working part-time as like a personal assistant. You're making like $75 an hour. But you can give them the hourly. You can't give them what you made in a year. Anybody, I don't think. People can figure out how many hours you make. If you're working as a physical trainer or something, they don't know how many hours you're working. You may not be working 40 hours a week. Yeah, they can figure it out. And I think, too. That if you're a personal assistant making $75 an hour, then you're making a salary. You're not a part-time person. Not necessarily. Matt makes money per gig. He has kind of a set rate that he charges per gig. And you can figure out, so about how many gigs are you doing? Well, I don't think it would be inappropriate. Okay, wait, wait, wait. See, I didn't take that into account. So you're saying that you think it's inappropriate for somebody to discuss.
with your boyfriend, how much he makes for a gig? That's not, I mean, they were discussing overall how much they make all the time. So I guess maybe it's very unique to the fact that he's an entertainer and charging per gig. But it's still discussing. I mean, he could just say, you know, I charge what I charge. It's not like his friend was booking him. But I mean, people want to know. It's like, because then I might say, I'm talking to another friend. It's like, oh, you should hire Matt. Yeah, but that's not. But that's not why. That's not weird. But it's weird if, like, Jay goes, what's your salary? You know what I mean? Well, who says what's your salary? Yeah, but I would say that to Matt. I would say to Matt, hey, Matt. What do you charge for a gig? How much do you charge for a gig? You'd be interested in maybe booking him or seeing. But I'd be interested. No. If you were interviewing Matt, if Matt Commerce, as Lauren's boyfriend, came in and sat down. Yeah, how much do you make a gig? Yeah, what do you make a gig? Then you don't think that's a little bit invasive? It is. Is it? It is a little bit. I don't know. It is invasive. What do you make for show? Unless you were thinking of booking. I mean, you don't ask. He also does guitar lessons. He does all stuff that runs the gamut. Would you just start, like, prying into how much you charge for these things? What do you get for that? No, but I think that it's so different to be a performer that it would be interesting. What if I asked you how much you make for, like, personal appearances that you go to?
I wouldn't want to tell you. Right. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Isn't the same thing? Well, the reason I wouldn't want to tell you is because I've been doing this for 23 years, and so my rate for that is high. But he's been doing this for upwards of 10 years. He's been a performer. Okay. I'm sorry. Just near 10 years. Maybe that's why it's strange for him because he makes a lot. If he does make a lot. When I didn't make anything, I didn't care. Somebody could say to me, how much you make for a personal appearance? I go, 50 bucks. So how about when your kids ask you? Tell the kid. You don't ever ask my dad. You teach your kid, that's a great time to teach your kid. You're not supposed to ask that. My mom told me not to ever ask. I was like, how much does dad make? And she was like, don't you ever ask him. But don't you want to give him a gauge in life? I really kind of knew it, my dad, because I saw his check one time. But I mean... My dad never taught me about money. I took it out of his wallet. That's right. I was stealing from him at the time. But wouldn't you want to be able to let them know where people should be in life? No. You know who tells them that? The job market. You know what, though? I graduated college when I was 22 years old. I went to school in Virginia, a little town called Harrisonburg, Virginia. The most I ever paid for rent there was $330 a month.
And so I wanted to move to New York after I graduated. And I was like, good luck. If I go to New York, it's going to cost like $700 a month. Like I thought that that was a, that was a, that was even like, you know, blowing it out of proportion. So I took double what I was paying and then. Apart from New York's probably for, you know, scummy apartment. $1,500, $2,500. Yeah, I know. And I had no concept. I had no concept of what like a good, like. salary was or anything like that, and I was in college, and I still didn't know, so it's kind of like... I've had that conversation with my kids. I've told them. I said, you're part of the clan. This is the circle. You're inside the circle, so you get to know. So here's my check? No, I didn't show my check. I just said, this is, you know... This is what I make? Yeah. Yeah, I won't tell my kids. I think some realistic cost of living talk should be had. Cost of living, for sure. Before the kid gets out there. It's none of their business. Well, they do... Somebody's business, what you make. Right, but the cost of living, they do need to know. It was reported on what my contract was over at the old station, which was wrong. The Wikipedia? Yes. Which was wrong. Because anybody can write anything they want. Anybody can put anything they want, and I'm like, I wish I was making that. Yeah, I mean, you know, it's funny. I do have certain friends, and I guess you would call them mentors, that Bowman was my friend, Mark Bowman from Dallas, the first thing.
What's your deal? And I'm like, don't worry about it. And he was like, how much? And I'm like, dude, don't worry about it. I'm a big boy. And the deal that I got here was very fair and in comparison to where I was in my life. He was asking you how much you made here? Dude, like you wouldn't believe. People always ask me. He goes, this is what you need to do. You need to march in there and ask. And I'm like, dude, I just got here. Shut your mouth. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I did tell him. I ended up telling him, hey, this is the deal I got. For this many years, I have an opportunity to do endorsements and things like that. What would you get for endorsement? I'm like, what are you writing? You're working for the school paper? So you tell your friends, but you won't tell your kids. I tell Bauman. That's it. Well, people ask me about here and stand-up. So I think when you do something interesting, people are more intrigued. Would you ask a doctor? No, but I would ask. Who would I ask? I'd ask somebody that... You might ask a personal trainer? Sure. Well, what they charge. Because they charge an hourly rate. How much is the facility taking out of that? Would you ask that question? Say they were working as a personal trainer. You just made me figure it out. I know why it's okay to ask BFMC. Why? Because he's a performer. That's why. Why is that okay?
Because it's so unusual. It's not okay for you to ask, though, Mike, because you're not going to book him. Unless you're going to book him. Unless you're going to book him or have an interest or know somebody who wants to book him. You can't ask Matt. He's got a minimum rate that he charges, and then he's smart knowing that, like, well, people, you know, if they've got the money for things, they'll pay certain things. So his rate kind of moves on a sliding scale. As it should. So I don't think he wouldn't give just a blanket answer to anybody. Unless they wanted to book him. I think if you just asked, hey, how much was one of those gigs put in your pocket? I think he'd be maybe a little offended. I wouldn't say it like that. What would you say? I'd say, okay, where does he perform? At the belly up. Let's say he's doing belly up. Yeah. Okay, I'd go. No, no, no, no. I got it. He thinks he has it. Because I would think of it on the spot and I wouldn't have it be weird. Can you make any good money being a performer? How much do you get for a gig? That doesn't sound weird to me. And Matt doesn't care, so he would be completely honest with you, but I find that a little bit patronizing. It is a little bit. It's patronizing? It's not patronizing. Can you make any money being a performer? Yeah, ask the Kings of Leon how they did last year. But that's a signed act. You can make a ton of dough. If you're a signed act, I wouldn't ask Chino Moreno how much they make.
Because he's in the Deftones. Right. But an unsigned artist? I have a problem. It's all about how you hustle. Yeah. So you're basically asking. Now I really want to know. So you're asking somebody. If he says it's all about how you hustle. Oh, now I want to know. Now you're titillated. How much you hustle. Well, and everything is different. The belly up is going to be different than the House of Blues. It's going to be different than Joe Schmo Bar. It ain't like I'm saying, hey, how much you carry around walking around money? Yeah, but you can. Kind of figure out if you look at his schedule and you see how many gigs he has and then you find out how much he gets a gig. You know, the hardest part of being a recruiter was asking people, hey, how'd you do the last two years? What'd you make? And I had to flat out, I had to get a definitive answer. What'd you W2 in 09? Like, you know, 425 or whatever. You had to straight up ask him. Great, send me your W2s. Then they had to prove it. Even when I went and got a car and they were like, so how much did you make last year? I still wanted to be like, hey. Mind your own business. Mind your beeswax. I did too. You know? I did too. 5701949. Do you have etiquette like this? Have you had somebody ask you and you felt it was offensive? Why do we have etiquette though? Why do we care? Because it's nobody's business. Why is it nobody's business? Because it's not private. Oh, I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. Because I talked to someone when I came over here and it was a listener. It was a former listener.
And the guy had this pissy attitude about how much money I make. It's the same attitude that people will get about athletes. So if you make too much money, and this is something that I just hadn't encountered. If you enjoy things, people get jealous. I hadn't encountered that. And the reason that I hadn't encountered it is because all growing up, I didn't feel like I deserved anything. So if somebody else had more than I had, they deserved it. Doesn't matter that I've worked 23 years in an industry. They still thought that I was like, how dare you make a certain amount of money? Even though they have no idea what I do with my money. Or dude, that's beside the point. You do whatever you want with your money. They don't know how hard you had to work. All the crap you had to eat to get there. Sure. You take a guy that's been in the same company 23 years. He's the CEO of that company. Guy's going to make some scratch. Going to make more scratch than other people. And there are people that go, those freaking CEOs. Doctors. And they're irritated at them. And I'm going, hey, man. They earned it. The guy worked his ass off to get there. The guy worked a lot. Listen, when I was young in radio, I was.
really, really ambitious. And I knew that I wanted to be, I saw guys like Dave Rickards and I really admired guys like Rickards. I mean, those are guys that paid their dues, man. And making a career out of radio. Making a career out of radio. Jeff and Jer made a career out of radio. And so I saw this and went, oh man, I want to make a career out of radio. Dude, you don't think that I sit there every day in LOB and we sit there and go, This could be our career for the rest of our lives. You can make some good money doing this, and yeah, it's some hard work sometimes, but it's fun. Come on, man. This is freaking great. But it all becomes subjective, though. There are people that put their dues in, and there are people that step into their professions and like... make a ton of money. So it all becomes this judgment. I think that's why we don't... It becomes a judgment of whether or not someone deserves what they're making or whether or not you think you're better than them because you've now found out that you make more than they do. So I think that's where it is. You can be in radio for 20 years and be okay. You can be in radio for 20 years and be great. But you can have a sales guy who steps out first year out of college and because he's been in a fortunate position, he's making six figures and you can be like, that's not fair. He didn't, but it's...
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They said it was unbelievable. I saw Jay-Z last year. You don't think of those guys in a big festival setting that would be rad. It's freaking rad. Really? Yes. I really wanted to see City in Color. You could have gone on Sunday. They played late Sunday night. Did Maddie stay? Yeah, she stayed overnight. She came back on Monday. Did she see City in Color? I want to talk to someone that did. Me too. I want to know how he is live. That's different because that's one dude in a big festival setting. He probably wasn't on the main stage. Which would have been cooler to me. He would have been in a smaller tent. Smaller thing. I could never do it. What? Play? Coachella. Really? Let me paint it for you. You're about to paint a picture that doesn't have anything to do with anything that I would ever be pleased with. What if Garrett could get you side stage passes for the one guy you wanted to see? And you'd stand on the stage and watch him, then you'd walk back to your car and you'd go back to your hotel room in Palm Springs. Still not okay. Because of the walk? What if I piggybacked you? I'd need three Klonopins to get my anxiety settled. What if I give you a piggyback ride?
No, I would. Listen, I remember a queen ride. I remember even when I used to have to work out when I worked at KSJO up in the Bay Area and we would have to cover NASCAR events and it was just throngs of people. Thousands. I don't think you compare the two. Why? NASCAR. It was it's the people. It's the masses of humanity. I've never gone to a car race, and everybody's just dressed and happy. You get a car race, everybody's like, urgh. No, I didn't see anybody gritting their teeth going, urgh. You have room. I don't like when there's, like, if you're in that, like, mosh pit area and people are bumping into you and everything. There's room at Coachella, dude. I don't like that. At Coachella, there's plenty of room. It's the biggest freaking field you have ever seen. I saw a single mosh pit. Well, not the mosh pit. You know what I mean? Like, down in the pit. Yeah, it's a blast. Don't like it. Don't like concerts. Don't like it. People had blankets thrown out. They were sitting around. Our general manager, when we were talking about this gig, I said, I'm going to be really straightforward with you. I'm 40 years of age. I'm not a concert guy. 40-year-old man. What I do now...
Is I sit on my couch and I watch high definition channels about animals. And swamp people. And people that are in swamps. Living swamps. Yeah. Hunting alligators. Yes. I like high definition television programs about wild animals hunting other animals. Question. Yeah. What if you came to Coachella and just hung out at the house? No. There's people there. There's a lot of people. There's drinking and there's just loud. It's loud. I hear people are throwing their boxer shorts over the wall. That's just wood. That's just wood. Loud, drinking. Just underwear flying around. I'm at a stage. I'm a stage in my life. The other day I sat in front of my fish tank and looked at it for 10 minutes. Just stared inside of it. You are what you are. That's what I am. That's what you are. I'm a 40-year-old guy about to turn 41. Ooh, you're old. And I like the easy-going life. The easy-going life. I get nervous when I watch shows like The Real World. They make me nervous. Well, you would freak out at Coachella, too. To me, Coachella is 100,000 real worlds.
going on at once. Do you ever, let me ask you a question. Do you ever see anything like this? Do you ever see a girl like this? I don't know where he is. She's got like mud on her hands for no reason. You don't even know why she's got mud on her hands. She's got her phone. She's like, I don't know. I saw about a thousand of those. I saw a girl passed out on top of a garbage bag with garbage in it. My gosh. But see, I love that. Oh, me too. You see a tall, red-headed guy with red-haired pubes on his chest walking around, and he's randomly eating a piece of bacon. Yeah, that is pretty true. He's randomly eating a piece of bacon. That's what I...
picture and I'm like, I don't want any part of it. It's hilarious. We were watching this one show, this is so random, watching this one show and there's these big heavyset guys and I was like, oh yeah, it's weird that these big heavyset guys, all of a sudden, the whole group of big heavyset guys, they were all together. They were all together. What does that mean? What do you mean? They were dating. All of them together? And they were heavyset guys. Big, burly looking tough guys. How many? There was probably like seven or eight big burly guys. They were like a traveling orgy? They were like holding hands. Like with each other? Yeah. Maybe they were just on exes. No, no, no. Each of them was like a couple. But it was like these guys were tough and burly and had like burr haircuts. It was the strangest thing ever. So it was like a gay group of strong men. Yeah, of like bikers. A group of married men. Gay bikers. Yeah, it was. A group of gay, biker, burly weightlifts. And then one would put his hands on the shoulder. It was just crazy. I was like, what is going on here? These guys are going to kill somebody. I love people watching. I do too, Beth. I love it so much. Matt is just like, we'll go out to dinner and he'll just lose me and my people watching. I'll just be like, I can tell him what's going on with people. I can just, ugh. I don't even want to watch high definition.
live cam of Coachella. Really? Don't even want to see that. Tell me if this would have made you uncomfortable. There was a band that came to play in the house, right? And they got done playing and there was one guy you could kind of tell was the leader and there was a girl in the band and he was the leader but you could tell that nobody else wanted him to be the leader. And I was watching them. We were feeding them breakfast and she looked at him and she goes, wow, it's because you're an effing a-hole. Oh, wow. And like started to... get mad. And it was right in front of me. I was like, oh God, oh God, oh God. I turned and walked out of the room. I was so nervous. I would want to find out why she said that and I would find out more. I love it. So wild. Keep me as far away from it as possible. If those people are touching me, forget it. I don't want to be touched. Hey, same bit over at Rock 105, man. Shauna got upset at me because she goes, Mikey, part of your job is that you have to do concerts. And I was like, I go, and I love Shauna. And she was cool, man. I said, Shauna, the last time I did a concert thing, I stood on stage at Korn and I got a beer thrown in my mouth. Fresh out of rehab. Fresh out of rehab. Last thing you want. And she goes, what are the odds of that happening again? This is The Mikey Show, FM 94.9.
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Scott's stabbing it a little bit. She is stabbing it. She's stabbing all over it. She's stabbed all over that thing. The Gorillaz, The Fall. They're two very different songs, aren't they? Very much so. This does not sound like The Gorillaz. Is that The Fall? Yeah, it's The Fall. It's the CD release. He recorded it on his iPad while they were doing it. Look at that gorilla. Did he really? Yeah. That's all. He's sold. Now he's back in. He's only in. The track listing, a bunch of songs are named after different cities or people that they met. It was while he was in the States, specifically. That is cool. On an iPad. Touring the U.S. Ported it on an iPad most of it. Did you do that on a PC? I don't think so. Bet you couldn't. This is a wild one. Duff McKagan, the former bass player for Guns N' Roses, has an album out called The Taking. I always liked Duff. I like him. That's a bassist.
No, he did. He sang a couple tracks for GNR. And I like those. It's so easy and so fun. He's six foot nine. He is. You know, he did so much cocaine, his pancreas exploded. That's a true story. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. That's a good time. That's a good tip. Dang. That's a lot. Dang, good Lord. And then Bob Schneider, Perfect Day. What would you call Bob Schneider? Country? I don't know. Because I think he's from Texas. I think he was a Texas country guy. You know what? What I loved, what I loved a lot more than kind of this new stuff, and I like Bob Schneider. I appreciate who he is, but he was in this band in Austin called The Scabs back in like the 90s. You told me about these guys. So, yes. Yeah, you told me about them. When I first met you, I was like, oh, you're from Texas. Do you know The Scabs? They're hilarious. Like super funny. They had a whole horn section. Apparently their shows were...
totally raucous and over the top. And like hysterical lyrics. Like, you know, don't be so stingy with your pingy. All kinds. I mean, funny, funny. And then now he's all sensitive and pretty. On DVD today, Rabbit Hole. The King's Speech. The big Oscar winner. The King's Speech. When I was leaving. You saw it? When I was leaving for Hawaii, I saw that it was available. No, it doesn't do it for me. Oh, you know what? Go ahead. I'm sorry. Jack Black is in Gulliver's Travels. It's a must-miss there. The Way Back, it looks like Colin Farrell's in that, so I'd probably see that because I like that dude. And that is about it. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 was out four days ago, but it's in the new releases. Great. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I saw that documentary. The Bridge. Yes. Have you heard about that? It's a documentary. It's fascinating about the Golden Gate Bridge. And apparently there are tons. It's the most widely used bridge for suicide in the world. Wow. And the way that the documentary happened was the guy was out filming surfs. Wind surfers. Wind surfers. Yeah. Kiteboarders.
and all of a sudden he saw something in the corner of his thing. And so he was like, you know, that's how it begins. And it's done so tastefully. This movie is done so tastefully. But it's fascinating. Really? It's fascinating because what they do is, you know, he captures, and there was a lot of controversy when it came out because they were like, if you could film them, why couldn't you? And they did. He tried. They tried. They would like, they don't say that in the film, but that's what he has said since making the film is that they did call the police. But what they did was they would go and talk to the families. And the families weren't like, they were surprisingly candid, not verbose. They weren't like real depressed about it. It was almost like a relief, you know?
Because these people had been through a lifetime of just depression and, you know. Torment. The bridge has two meanings. It does? A bridge you can jump off and a bridge to the other side. Yeah, and I think they said that too. I think that was like one of their big deals. Very deep, Jay. That was one of their things. It's the subtitle of the movie. He's just reading it. No, I'm not reading it. I think in the news yesterday, it's like a 16 or 18 year old girl jumped off the Bay Bridge in the Bay Area and was in the water 53 degrees for like 20 minutes, but survived and was pulled out. One of the people that they follow in the film was a survivor. That's interesting. Incredible. I mean, the story is just incredible. He talks about what it was like to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. Oh, my gosh. And, you know, hitting the water and going, I'm alive. Oh, my gosh. And he tells a story about his dad. His dad was just a kind of just mean, wrote him all the time and was always on his case. And he told his dad, finally, you know.
Okay, dad. No problem. No problem. Because he was always fighting with his dad. And his dad could tell when he was like, yeah, no problem. Everything's fine. His dad was like, uh-oh, something's wrong. Because he pushed him all the time. But when he finally kind of gave up, his dad was like, uh-oh. And that's when he tried to do it. It's an incredible movie. Crazy. Tastefully done and fascinating. It's on Netflix? Yep. Yeah. You know that. What do you got coming up? Hill? Ah, what did I grab? I grabbed the new Danger Mouse and Jack White song and the new Manchester Orchestra record, Black Keys, Bucko 9, some Tegan and Sarah. There you go. Good stuff this morning. Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely and talented Hillary is up next, and we'll see you at 6 o'clock tomorrow morning. The Mikey Show's out. Wait. Financial media station. Mikey in the morning. About the music all day and night. 24.9. It's about the music.