The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 04/20/11
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
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Mikey dissected a Silence of the Lambs documentary, while Sienna candidly described seeking hypnosis for postpartum insomnia and Jay and Woodsy relived their bizarre Wipeout physical. The crew fought over whether Sheriff Joe Arpaio's mugshot contest was deterrence or humiliation, mocked Donald Trump's evasive birther interview with George Stephanopoulos, and debated with callers whether school technology helps children or erodes basic skills. Mikey then dressed as Edward Cullen and ordered horchata 'con blood,' the hosts compared flying dreams, and Jay's four-egg inertia demonstration succeeded only twice. Sienna's story about a birthday host taking Jenna's $20 produced the show's longest argument over who should pay for children's parties. Gary Busey's acronym-heavy 'Busey-isms' inspired a parody round, and Mikey closed another memorable bit by contrasting an excellent salt-and-water spa treatment with 80 baffling minutes of foot holding.
What happened, in order
Silence of the Lambs secrets
Mikey unpacked a making-of documentary, including doubts about Anthony Hopkins, Jodie Foster's improvised accent, fake moths and the origin of James Gumm's notorious mirror scene.
Sienna's postpartum insomnia
Sienna described the exhaustion of persistent postpartum insomnia and said she was trying doctors and hypnosis in search of relief.
The Wipeout physical
Jay and Woodsy recounted the strangely intense medical screening for Wipeout, from lung and urine tests to an intimidating doctor and a nerve-racking drive home.
Mugshot of the Day
The crew argued over Sheriff Joe Arpaio's public mugshot contest, with Woodsy calling it exploitative humiliation while the others defended shame as punishment or deterrence.
Trump's birther dodge
After playing Donald Trump's clash with George Stephanopoulos over Barack Obama's birth certificate, the hosts mocked Trump's refusal to reveal what his Hawaii investigators had supposedly found.
Kids, screens and school
Caller Kelly warned that Facebook, phones and laptops overwhelm children, while teacher Kelly Sue and the hosts debated supervision, computer literacy and whether basics such as handwriting should come first.
You just got Cullen'd
Dressed as Edward Cullen, Mikey entered a Mexican restaurant and repeated the crew's absurd prompts about blood sausage, Team Edward and horchata 'con blood.'
Everybody can fly
The hosts compared vivid flying dreams and discovered that several of them imagined soaring, hovering or bounding into the air while knowing they were about to amaze onlookers.
Old Man Does Science
Jay attempted an Easter inertia trick with four eggs, toilet-paper rolls and cups of dye, but only two eggs landed correctly after Mikey bet him $20 that all four would fail.
Who pays for the party?
Sienna said a birthday host took the $20 she had given Jenna for extras, triggering a long argument over whether parents who invite children to Boomers or Dave & Buster's must cover every guest.
Busey-isms
The crew played Gary Busey's eccentric acronym definitions, then invented increasingly nonsensical versions for their own names.
Best and worst spa treatments
Mikey contrasted a blissful salt scrub under alternating hot and cool water with an $200 cranial session that mostly consisted of a therapist silently holding his feet and spine.
People mentioned
MikeySiennaWoodsyLauren O'BrienJayJennaJodie FosterAnthony HopkinsRobert RedfordSheriff Joe ArpaioDonald TrumpBarack ObamaGeorge StephanopoulosGary Busey
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We took a 20-hour break. We're ready to do it again. We've got the entire program here today because Sienna's back. Yay. Yeah. Sorry, guy here. It's all right. You wearing one of Todd's... I don't know. I think it's my dad's flannel that I... Yeah, I think I did. I just wore it home from their house one day. Girls can do that, man. Guys can't do that. No. Guys can't grab a girl's blouse and just wear it, you know? It's too bad. Yeah, it's too bad sometimes. Sometimes you just want to wear a blouse, you know? Sometimes, but you can't. Well, you can. Sometimes you can't. People will think weird things about you if you do. You're a blouse. I'm like a size 12. Never mind. 14. I just saw, I watched like a two-hour making of The Silence of the Lambs that was the greatest thing ever. No, you didn't. Yeah. Why didn't you tell me? Was it on TV? It was on TV. I taped it.
It was so good I started taping it. Did they talk about cultivating the different moths? Yeah, they did. They did. Well, what they talked about was how they had to have moths flutter around in the movie. So they were on strings. You know, they were fake moths on strings. Oh, really? And you know the scene at the very end where Starling is in the dark with the night vision? Of course. She wasn't really in the dark. Huh. And she's still shocked when people come up to her and say, How did you do that all in the dark? And she goes, well, it wasn't. It was all lit up, but we had to pretend that it was in the dark. Wow. She's a good actress, that Jodie Foster, because it sold me. Yeah. And then the other interesting facts about it, Jodie Foster and basically everybody involved in the movie didn't think that Anthony Hopkins was going to be good as Hannibal Lecter. Wow. Because up until that point, he had just been sort of this no-name actor that had done a couple of good movies. And he was a good actor, but they were concerned that he wasn't going to be good enough to be this evil Dr. Lecter. Was there somebody else they had in mind for that role? Yes. Robert Redford. And he turned it down. He turned it down. He would not have been good at that. No. He turned it down.
Thank goodness. He looks too much like a Kennedy. Yeah. And you know what the other thing was too? Hannibal Lecter wasn't British. That was the other thing. They were like, how are we going to have this British guy play Hannibal Lecter? Hello, Chloe. In the book, he wasn't English. Right. He was just a psychopath. And they knew. There was a moment where they knew. You know when it was? Anthony Hopkins had an idea. He said, when we first see Dr. Lecter. what do you think if I were to just stand in the middle and then have the camera move through the walls of the insane asylum and then move into the shot? And there you see me just standing there, staring at the camera. He got creepy down. He's got it down real good. And so the camera pans through the thing and then moves into the frame and he moves into the frame and he's just, he's standing there.
He looks just like him. Those eyes. But he's got his hands to his side. His hair's all slicked back. The jumpsuit on? Yes. Hello, Clint Eastwood. Hello. Oh my gosh, it's a petrifying movie. It is. She had that strange accent. That's right. They talked about that after later. I'm from Baltimore. Well, that's the thing. The director was Jonathan Demme, right? And so she does the, she starts the very first day, she starts acting and she doesn't do any accent. And they send the dailies to, the dailies are what they shoot that day to the producer. And he goes, oh no. Is this going to work? Because Jodie Foster's not doing any, like this character's from. Virginia. Yeah, West Virginia. West Virginia. That's right. That's right. And so the producer goes, is this going to work? So he goes to her and he goes, Jodi, what are you doing? And she goes, well, I didn't want to like put on this thick accent because I thought it would sound kind of dorky. And he goes, well, you have to do something. Yeah. And so she goes, okay. She goes, let's try it.
He goes, action. And she goes, yes, Dr. Lecter. And he goes, and the minute I heard it, I knew it was right. It was perfect. She nailed it. Wow. Skin cream. Maybe a skin cream. I heard the slaughters. I heard the screams. It's the weirdest accent. Listen, coming from Texas, knowing Southern accents, I was like, ooh, I don't know. She didn't exactly nail that one. I don't think so either. He thought she did. He thought she did. It was definitely memorable. Yeah, it's definitely memorable. Usually my navy's green, but not. Real quick, I have to ask you, did they interview the guy that played James Gumm at all? Was there any interesting info there? He's the most fascinating character of any movie ever. Absolutely. The scene where he does the tuck. The scene where he does the talk was his idea. Oh, my gosh. And here was the thing. Here was the deal. Hey, look what I do for my buddies. Here was the deal. The deal was that they weren't finding a creepy factor with this guy yet. And they were searching. Not yet. They hadn't found it. And as soon as he did that, they go, you know.
If you weren't worried for Catherine Martin at that point in the film, you were now. Yeah. Oh, yeah. As soon as you saw him do that, you were very, very concerned for Catherine Martin, who was down in the well. By the way, the girl that played Catherine Martin had to put on 25 pounds for the role. She was 19 years old when she did the movie. And the woman that actually plays her is hysterical. funny really yes through the whole two hour making of she's hysterical and she goes she goes yeah she goes you know people she's kind of got a deep voice she goes yeah you know people come up to me sometimes and they'll be like yeah that scene where he does the tuck my boyfriend does that all the time she goes I'm not really sure what to say back to that so I'm like Good for you. Cool. How's that working out? I think she said that. We've all done it. It's no big deal. I've never done it. I'm doing it right now. I've seen it a couple times. I do it all the time. It's grody. You want to make the old lady laugh at home? Make that right. Or you want to make her cringe. When she walks into a room, just be there.
I'm just like you. I'm just like you. What's for dinner? Babe, can I show you something real quick? I'm just going to drop my robe. Uh-oh. Oh, he's doing a vacation. Yeah. We go right into the helicopter. Oh, wow. Don't you hurt my dog. The lipstick right now. I picked a better song. Bill Simmons is a sports writer for ESPN, and he did a list of incidentally funny characters in a movie. Yeah. And he had him on the top of the list. Oh, yeah. People that was not, they were not supposed to be funny. He was. They were funny. All right. Welcome to the program. I'm Mikey. And let's see. I'm 40 years old. I'm wearing a green shirt today. I don't wear green very often. Not very often.
Woodsy is our sports guy. He's 35 and he's wearing his blue Deftones t-shirt. One of my faves. L-O-B is Lauren O'Brien. She's 30 years of age and forgot her key into the building today. For the third day in a row. Wow. She's had to call Woods the last two days. Called him today. He looked at his phone and thought, I ain't doing it a third day. No, I was loading audio. Yes, I was. I took it out of my bag when we went on vacation because I didn't want to lose it and be that girl. But now I'm just that girl that interrupts everybody's morning. And they got to go downstairs. Let me in. That's great. Sienna is back. Sienna's our news girl. And she is 26. She's back today. She took the day yesterday off because she's been having a hard time. She's got something called postpartum insomnia.
She can't sleep. It's the worst thing ever. Yeah. Yeah. So it just takes everything out of you. Like right now, I'm still trying to like recover from it. My wife feels real bad for you. And she says she knows how that stuff goes. Yeah. I'd never heard of it until I got it. And it's just brutal. And it's not going away. So I've gone to all these different doctors and going to a hypnotist today. Yeah. Oh. Trying everything. I wonder what that. is like, and I wonder if it works, and I wonder if they can make me stop eating McDonald's. You have to want it. You have to believe it. They could make you stop eating McDonald's. They could? I'll let you know how it goes. You'd have to want that. Who wants that? I don't know that anybody wants that. My suggestion to you, it's really helped me, is just move. I don't have to drive past it every day, so I don't think about it. You don't see it. That's true. If there is no fast food by you, you're not going to drive 30 minutes. What's his lost weight? Yeah. His jeans and his butt are saggy. Nice. Look like Fred Sanford. Whoa. His butt's not saggy. Yeah, his butt's not saggy. My jeans are saggy. Nice. Yeah. Your jeans are sagging. My skin's not like all loose. No. No. It's disgusting. Let's see. Jay is our producer. True. He is 47.
True. And he has a salt and pepper beard. An amateur novelist. Yeah. In his spare time. That's right. He looks like he would smoke a big, long cigarette. His, if he had a jacket of choice, it would be brown corduroy with tan patches on the elbows. Professor Isabel. True. That or maybe like a crushed velvet one with like a silk collar. An ascot. Yes, that's the one I was going for. And that's it. Chris is our phone screener. You can hear his voice call right now. 570-1949. Get ready because when OSI hits on May 14th, it's going to be like a nuclear bomb going off here in San Diego. We are going to blanket San Diego County with the brand new Mighty Show sticker. At 7.30, I will be Cullen'd. You won't be Cullen'd. You'll be Cullen. Yes. Huh? You'll be Cullen. You'll Cullen somebody. You'll Cullen somebody. Okay. That makes sense? Yeah. 7.30, I'm going to be dressing as Edward Cullen. You're going to look so weird. It's going to be so great. Really tan arms with a pale face. Do we still have the powder? The white powder? Yeah, I should all be here.
Yeah, can't you? We'll just do one fingernail for you too, for the hair. So you can pull it out of your face. I'll go downstairs and I'll go to a business establishment and I'll be on the phone and then I'll have you guys tell me what to say. It's terrifying. I feel so sorry for you. Dressed as Edward Cullen with a white face and long fingernails and a long black wig. Oh my gosh. Oh yeah. And And what else? Jay, the old man that does science. We got the Easter edition. I can't wait. Jay's the old man who does science. So that will happen this morning at 8. Word of the day is yellow. And when I say yellow, between now and 10 o'clock, caller number nine gets surf lessons for two and a pair of tickets to see Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow at Cricket Wireless. Very cool.
Ultimate M1 contest is going on. So what we want you to do is take a picture of yourself being somebody on the Mikey show. And so you can shave your head, be me. You can have a little dog and put on Yankee gear and you'd be like Woodsy. Five of them. That's right. Surround yourself with Yorkies. And then put a picture of yourself on our Facebook page. And the winner of the ultimate M1 contest, you get beach seats for the Padres for you and nine of your friends. All Padres fans. Those seats are cool, too. Yeah, those beach seats. They're rad. You get your own waitress. You get your hangout in the sand. You're out there in the middle of... right center field yeah really cool you know like in hockey games when if you ever if you've ever sat on the glass at a hockey game where they come right up next to you i mean you're right there if they hit a ball in that gap and it rolls up to the fence you know you're gonna see cameron may have been running over to pick up that ball he's gonna be right in front of you you can reach out and touch him almost but it's a chain link fence it's really cool yeah it's they're great seats really cool seats and so um
We would love for you to win that by being the ultimate M1. Take a picture of yourself. Put it on Facebook and, you know, feast. Charger's schedule came out. It did. What do we got? Man, you want to rip through all of them? Yeah. What's the schedule? We're going to open the season September 11th here at home against the Minnesota Vikings. Okay. It's a win. It is? It's a W. Wow, AP. Yeah, who's their quarterback? Exactly. Yeah, that may be a win. That may be a win. Next game at New England. Back home to face the Chiefs. Back home again to face the Dolphins. Then at Denver. Then they get a week off. Then they have two more road games. The Jets and the Chiefs on Monday night. Back home to take on the Packers. November 6th. The Super Bowl champion Packers. Then the Raiders. That following Thursday. It's going to be a rough week. Then at Chicago. The Broncos at home. At Jacksonville. Another Monday night game. The Buffalo Bills here. The Ravens here. And then at the Lions and at Oakland to finish the season.
First six teams they play, all made the playoffs. Whoa. Oh, wow. That's a tough schedule. I'm not scared. You're not? No, I'm feeling really positive. All right. I like that attitude. The fake schedule for the fake season that's coming up. This fake NFL. Everything I hear. Yeah. When I, every time I hear anything that has to do with football, I'm like, how do we know? I'm the same way. And like, usually when the schedule comes out, I'm like, yeah. And I start going over it. I'm like, this is going to be a good matchup. Mike sent it to me yesterday and I was like, great. Same thing with the draft. I just can't get excited about it. Same thing with the draft. It's like, okay, great. It's like saying I'm going to make you a delicious chocolate cake on your birthday, but they're probably going to be out of town or something. Now, no, listen, I'm going to make you a chocolate cake and I'm going to design this really nice party and stuff. And you're like, but I heard there's not going to be a party. Yeah. I thought you were going to, like, Maui. Yeah, word on the street is that there's not going to be a party and you're going to be out of town. It's very disappointing. I looked at an online poll yesterday, though, and it said, you know, how has the lockout affected your interest in the NFL? Is it the same? Is it more or is it less? And it's still, you know, everybody's still very, very stoked about the upcoming NFL season. I just don't know if the deal's going to get done. Yeah. Sienna reports on our weather here in San Diego.
I blame Sienna. I know. I don't know what your deal is. I'm so sorry. Me and Mother Nature. Cloudy. This stinks. Was it rain on you this morning? A little bit. You got me this morning. A little bit. It's a turdy weather. Mm-hmm. When's this going to turn around? Does anyone know? My little brother's flying in from Dallas today. He's probably like, oh, great. I think it's going to be nice soon. Didn't know you lived in Seattle? Wasn't there hail in Texas? Yes. I mean, in Dallas, particularly. Yes, in Dallas, but. It's an upgrade. Probably 80 degrees. Tomorrow, it's going to be sunny. Oh, good. Today, it's overcast all day and 62 degrees. And you know what it's going to warm up to when it's sunny tomorrow? 66. 63, dude. Oh, yes. 63. What's Friday look like, pal? Friday's sunny. 60. So it'll be 47 at the Padres game Friday night that I'm at. No. Be good days for bike rides. Perfect. Saturday, sunny, 64 degrees. That is turd. I'm seeing partly cloudy for the weekend. It's turdish. I'm going through withdrawal. It was so hot.
in Hawaii and I expected to come back to Sunshine so I've been in my house just like just moping around like whatever. I know. I'm actually enjoying it coming from Palm Springs. It was so hot. Yeah, it was hot in Palm Springs. L.O.B. said that in her recap she's just been sitting around and getting Netflix and Hulu. I've watched so much. Eating junk food. Chocolate cake. Chocolate. Pizza. Is it the weather? Yeah, because I think I was outside the entire time I was in Hawaii, and I kind of expected that to continue. I got back on Sunday, and I was like, oh, this is great. And then the overcast came in, and ever since the overcast came in on Sunday, I've just been like inside, just holed up. I just can't go out there. I can't do it. So I've been in my house. I've watched like 1,000 episodes of My So-Called Life. Oh, my gosh. Holy cow, taking it back old school. If the sun comes out. I will exercise in it. That's what I keep saying. If the sun comes out, then you'll exercise? In it, yeah. What does that mean? I'll go out in it and I'll walk. Now's a good time to exercise, though. You don't have to get out in the heat. You can just go run. You can go walk. I haven't exercised since I've been back. Oh, boy. I know. Schwarzenegger. Okay, do you guys know the story with Schwarzenegger? He pardoned the son of this guy that was a...
Former State Assembly Speaker, Fabian Nunes. Yeah, he pardoned him, his son. Yeah, his son was sentenced to 16 years in prison after he pleaded guilty in 2008 for stabbing a San Diego College student. Now... Governor Schwarzenegger, former Governor Schwarzenegger, commuted the sentence from 16 years to seven years, the day before he left office in January. Obviously, this has upset a lot of people because this guy, Esteban Nunes, is the kid that was in jail. He was supposed to be serving 16 years. Then Schwarzenegger walks in and says, you know, he's done, seven years. And then he can be good to go. Yeah. And obviously the victim's parents are furious over this. He was sentenced to that jail time for a reason. And Schwarzenegger said in a Newsweek interview that's published this week that he understands the parents' anger and the criticism that he's gotten. But he just says, you know, that all I can tell you is that his punishment, Nunes' was excessive.
You know, he didn't have prior criminal record. He did not inflict the fatal wound on the victim that died. You know, he's having... It's weird. I think he knows. Oh, yeah. He's in some heat. I'm bored. This is a guy he worked for, or worked with, and that's his son. So he was helping out a buddy. He said, I understand people's disappointment, and I understand... The parents saying, I would probably feel the same way. Not probably, pal. You would. You would. You would feel the same way. Yeah. Of course. Listen, I know that it's tough work for Heinz Ward to be dancing on Dancing with the Stars and everything. But he's actually dancing so hard that he farted. I thought you said he farted. Oh, my God. We have audio. Yeah. Be a part of the Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949. Or text 949mikey at gmail.com. More coming up. Are you sure this thing is some sort of cult? On FM 94.9. San Diego Radio has never mobilized this type of takeover. The prizes are huge. On Saturday, May 14th, the Mikey Show and M1's Takeover Qualcomm Stadium from 10 a.m.
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It's a hit-and-run accident. It's in the middle of lanes. Also, the 805 southbound Mesa College Drive just a bit slow, and the drive-through Oceanside delayed on the 5 southbound at the 76. Also, it's slow at Cassidy and Las Flores. This report brought to you by Fantastic Sam's. Springtime's here at Fantastic Sam's. It's your chance to get colorful. Color services start at $45. Come in today. Fantastic Sam's, your style awaits. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. Back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. When I see people at baseball games or at the fair and they're walking around with a white cardboard stick and it's got cotton candy wrapped around it, I feel sorry for them. That's a true statement. Lauren. The best way to clean your house? Yeah. In your underwear. Woods. You know what's good? Cheesecake. Zienna. I do everything for Todd, I swear. I pick out his clothes. I make his meals. I make all of his appointments. And Jake. I am a boob man. On FM 94.9. Heinz Ward farts on Dancing with the Stars in just a moment. That is not Train, by the way, Mikey. This. T-Pain. T, I put the dash in there for you this morning. Helps. Sweetly. Yeah, it helps. When there was no dash between the T and the pain, I thought it was a typo and it was Train. He's like, man, Train has really changed their sound. Yeah. I really did. Word of the day is yellow. When you hear me say the word yellow between now and ten, caller number nine,
Get surf lessons and a pair of tickets to see Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow. Sienna will be painting me up like Edward Cullen. She does my makeup. She's my makeup artist. I try. That's right. And I'll be going down to do that at 7.30 and then at 8, the old man that does science. So we all know Heinz Ward is the great receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers. This is a behind-the-scenes moment with Hines where he passes gas. Let's take a look at this clip of Hines Ward, believed to be a southern gentleman. That's what you think. Can you lift me up a little bit? Yeah, as... Wait, wait, wait. Oh, my God. This is a fart out of me. Wait a minute. I need it again. Can you lift me up a little bit? Yeah, as... Oh, man. That is...
You know what? He's very strong. And they didn't even have to play that. That happened like behind the scenes and they were like, that's cold. Of course. They'd be dumb not to play that. That is great. Wow. That's an NFL receiver's part. That is great. Well, it's a man with very strong muscles. What does he say? You don't squeeze the fart out of me. He squeezed the fart out of me. He was holding that in for a while. He's like, when's your dancing going to be done? Can we take five? Can we take five? Can we get five? I need five. Can I get five? Wait, wait, wait. Never gets old. I bet there was no smell involved. I don't get the feeling that that was real bad. That was powerful. The louder, the less potent. Correct. Oh, man. Sounds like a duck. Oh, that poor guy. That was awesome. So we got a lot to tell you. A lot of things. First of all, yesterday we announced that.
Jay and Woods are going to be on the TV show Wipeout. That's right. Jay and Woods are going to be on Wipeout. So yesterday they went to do their drug test up at the clinic and all that stuff. It was so involved. It was more than just a drug test. It was the craziest thing I've ever participated in. Really? What was it like? Then did you guys do everything together or did they separate you? They separated us. Yeah. What did you do? Mine started off with an eye exam. Yeah. Oh. And so I had to look at it. No, no, it was pretty good. It ended up being pretty good. Not as good as woods, of course. And then I had to blow in a tube as hard as I could for as long as I could. The Spyro test, I believe it's called. I thought I was going to die. Yeah. I heard him. I could hear him from the other room blow it, and I heard him go, this is a lot of work. My chest hurt when I was done. He's like, no, blow hard. I'm like, it was. Wow. It was insane. Really? And then an EKG. Yep. Had to lay down a table and take an EKG. Did they give you any other results? They attached stuff to us. I've got a doozy for you. Yeah. This is weird. This is so weird. What? So Jay goes in. He's doing the breath test first. I do the urine test first, the drug test. So I go in, gives me the thing, takes me in. They're very involved. Do not turn this water on. They stand outside the door.
They're dying in the toilet. She goes, take your hat off. They like searched me. I had to empty my pockets. And so I go in, do my thing, come out and cap it and give it to her. And it's sitting on the edge. She turns away from it and she starts filling out paperwork. She turns around, looks at it, peels a sticker off it and dumps it in the garbage can. Just pushes the whole bottle in the garbage can. I go, I go, what, why'd you do that? And she goes, it's done. She was Armenian. It's done. And I said. Okay, well, did I pass? And she looked at me. She goes, no. And I go, excuse me? And she goes, come with me. She takes the sticker, puts it on the piece of paper, and we walk out of the room. And I'm like, wait. I'm like, why did you just throw that in the garbage? And she's like, are you nervous? I go, no, I'm not nervous, but I take, I brought these with me. This is the only pill I take, these HyperCores. I'm like, what if it's like a diet pill? And I'm like, what if there's like speed in there or something? I was wigging out, and she goes, I'm just messing with you. I was like, so I guess it was like an, it's like instant. Yeah. Like it's got the stuff in it that it needs and it comes back and clean. And she just was like, okay, clean and put it in the garbage. My guy wouldn't tell me though. And his guy wouldn't tell him. It was very weird. We'll know eventually. Yeah. And he knew immediately. We'll know eventually.
And then when the doctor came into my room, first off, he was super tan and his hair was like bleached blonde. White. Was it white? Yeah. And he was like all shredded. He was all shredded and super tan. He came in and it was the most awkward. He came in and looked at me for a while and just kept looking. Kept looking. He cursed. He cursed to me. And then finally he said, he said, so, you ever pass out? What? I'm like, no. Everything good? Yeah. What the heck? And it went on forever. Where do you live? How does I drive? And that was pretty much it. Yeah, same with me. He looked me over and was like, he was cursing. It was very weird. What? For a doctor to curse. He dropped an F-bomb. I was like, okay. About what? About traffic. Traffic's always effing brutal. Maybe they wanted to see if you got rattled easily.
No, he's just, he was, I know who he is. He drives a Porsche. There's no question. No question. He's single. Divorced. Couple kids. Five times. Works out. Works out every day. Works out every day. His girlfriend, 21 years old. Guaranteed. He's 50. Yeah. Girlfriend is 21, 22. He probably doesn't know her name. Probably. Been married to her for a year and a half. Yeah. It was a trip, but we thought it was like at a wipeout thing where we'd be like, okay, talking to wipeout people. This was at like a clinic. clinic. All the way up there for a quick, it was 30 minutes? Yeah, 20, 30 minutes. And then just the traffic. All the way back. Just traffic, murder. When do you guys go back up for the taping? They got to call us. Yeah. They got to call us and let us know. But what we heard the first time was it was going to be May 5th. Yeah. And so it'd be a 12 hour taping. Oh, wow. So we will spend the evening in LA the night before. Jay's recap, which also happens to be his blog. Yes. I drove Woods to L.A. for our wipeout physical yesterday. Man, that guy can snore. That's it. That's it. That's what you get. Wait, in the car you snored? He fell asleep. He fell asleep. About an hour. On the way home. And he was snoring and twitching. I was looking for a spot to slam on the brakes and film him. And like...
There's too many cars around. He's a hell of a guy. Wow. I would never be comfortable enough to just fall asleep like that. Chase, my boy, I don't care. Well, yeah, but even... I was flying, too. We made record time. He was. He was flying. And he slams on the brakes, and you're like... He gets right on the back of a car, and you're like, oh, yeah, we're going to slam into that guy. You put your foot down like it's a brake. I grabbed that, what do they call it, the OS handle about a hundred times. And I was like, oh, boy, oh, boy. Shame. We are, we're now having Cross. It's Cross. Write recaps as well. Tell us what he's up to. And he said that he had to go to the dentist right after our show yesterday. Where he was told again that he needs to get his wisdom teeth pulled. He's been told to get them out for the last two years and he has not done that. You have to do it. It ain't fun. I had a dentist appointment yesterday too and I canceled it. Good for you. You always do. I always cancel it. And then my twin boys had a dentist appointment yesterday. A lot of dentist appointments yesterday. And the girl that I canceled the appointment with, I felt, believed I was lying about why I had to cancel. And I also felt that she didn't like that I canceled. How much notice did you give? One day.
Oh, good. It should be at least 24 hours. Yeah, it canceled the day before yesterday. And I think she thought I was lying. Yeah. Were you? No. No, I wasn't. And I told her that it had to do with family. You know, I had some family stuff going on, and I wasn't going to be able to make it. And at the end of it, she said, okay, well, you know, good luck with your family stuff. And I knew when she said that that it meant there is no family stuff. You're lying. You don't have any family stuff. That's what they were saying. You don't have any family stuff. Yeah. You're just lazy and you're afraid of the dentist. She thought you were using the term family stuff as a very loose term. Yes. And so I felt judged. Yeah, you were. Oh, yeah. I was judged, right? Yeah. And got off the phone and felt bad about it. Yep. 5701949, if you've ever been shamed by... The dentist. I'm sure they're used to those phone calls. No one, I mean, ever wants to go there. Ugh, I hate going. I hate it. But the longer you wait, the worse you are. If they tell you something's wrong, like they told me I need to get some fillings and I just like looked at the estimate and put it away somewhere. Yeah. And I know that I'm just going to end up getting like a root canal. You're crazy. Get in there. I know. I hate it.
I hate it, too. Get in there. Do not wait. Why? What is your... Why do you guys... It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It's expensive. It hurts so bad. Kim's got us on the four-month plan. We go in every four months and have our teeth cleaned. Weird. Nothing worse. That's a lot. That is a lot. It's better to be proactive. Did you guys... What's the deal with the Sheriff Arpaio deal? Oh. He now has a website. It's ridiculous. Woods is going to love this. He has a website now where he is inviting people to choose the most popular jail booking photos. And he's posting them on this website. And, yeah, it's called Mugshot of the Day. It's in a section. What's wrong with that, Woods? Come on. What? He's a douche. What's wrong with that? It's a douche move. It's exploitation. It's exploitation. Maybe don't do the crime. I don't think he's exploiting people. No, not at all. Putting them on a website, that doesn't exploit them. And having people vote for them, that's not exploitation. I think he's trying to humiliate them. Yeah. Good work. They do the same thing in Portland. Yeah, humiliation is supposed to be one of the worst forms of punishment. So the pink jumpsuits, the tent.
The bologna sandwiches, that's not enough. We should treat criminals with respect. We should do Criminal Idol. We should do Criminal Idol and have them perform. That would humiliate them. In Portland, they do a small little magazine. I've seen that. It's great. It's hilarious. He's trying to humiliate them so that they won't commit crimes. Crime rate has gone way down in Arizona since our pile. He's probably trying to prevent repeat offenders. Woods is always on the side of the criminal. He doesn't. No, I'm not always on the side of the criminal, but I do believe that people that make mistakes have rights as well. But they're public record, those mug shots. Sure, yeah, you could go find them. That's the deal. You could go find those mug shots. You don't need to have a website and have people vote on it. That's ridiculous. You know who doesn't have to deal with getting their mug shot? People that don't get caught doing stuff that everybody has done. Not everybody. Most people. No. No. Most people haven't had alcohol and driven a car? No. Most people have done that. A lot of people have done that. A lot of people. I don't know if you can say most. I'd say probably most. I'd say most is pretty fair. A lot of people have. I certainly have. Yeah. I certainly have. And I'm lucky, you know, to not be in jail or in prison or whatever. Got caught. Yeah. Just because I didn't get caught, though, doesn't mean I don't want other people not to do it. Agreed. Absolutely agree with you. So if you knew that was going to happen, if you knew that you were going to get. Oh, dude, that's not going to stop. Dude, if pink jumpsuits and bologna sandwiches and Ten City isn't enough.
You think a guy going, I sure don't want to be on Sheriff Joe's website. Mug shot of the day. You know what? I'm going to call a cab. I don't want to be the mug shot of the day. That's BS. He's being a douche. It wouldn't stop the first crime. He's being a douche. I think it stops people from wanting to get back into that situation. It's a douche move. You got to admit, it's kind of a douchey move. Not at all. Not at all. He said that more crimes. Why am I going to be down on a guy that doesn't like crime? Dude, he cannot like crime all the day. He doesn't like criminals. Agreed. You don't make a website for him. That's ridiculous. He's just being a douche. He's a new sheriff in town. And his name's Eddie Murphy. He's being a douche. He says that more crimes may be uncovered if the public can view the photos. Yeah, they can. It's on public record. You can go find all you want. Yeah, because I'm always going down there just to look at mug shots. There's websites. Mug shot of the day. He's a clown. George Stephanopoulos got into it with Donald Trump. Now, if you don't know, Donald Trump wants to be president. He wants to run for president. He also is really big on this whole, he's a birther. Believes that Obama was not born in the United States. That he has something called a certificate of live birth. But that's easy to obtain. And that it isn't a birth certificate. And, you know, he's kind of made this a big deal.
A lot of Republicans think you're a flawed messenger for the party. Karl Rove, again over the weekend, saying you're a joke candidate if you continue to raise questions about President Obama's citizenship. There's a real question about the birth certificate. There's a real question about his own citizenship. There is no question. He's got a certificate of live birth that is recognized by the State Department. I know exactly what you're getting at. The facts. No, they're not the facts. He doesn't have a birth certificate or he hasn't provided. He's given a certificate of live birth. It's a much different instrument. Certificate of live birth meets the standard of the State Department for anyone's citizenship. There were contemporaneous reports in two Hawaiian newspapers. George, they have co-opted you. Those are the facts, sir. George, they've co-opted you. Who's they? Oh, boy. It's not obviously Obama and his minions. They have co-opted you. A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. George, it's so simple. George, let him show the birth certificate. And by the way, this is not...
A big focus of my campaign. My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. This is not a big focus. You say it's not a big focus of yours as long as you continue to raise questions. George, you make it a big focus. Let's see what happens. Let's see what happens. But a certificate of live birth... and a birth certificate are very different issues. You said you sent investigators to Hawaii, and you said, quote, they cannot believe what they're finding. What have they found? We're going to see what happens, George. What have they found? That's none of your business right now. We're going to see what happens. Have they found anything? We're going to see what happens. What have they done? We are going to see what happens. When? George. Next question, George. Wow, he's dug in. Yeah. He is dug in. You know, personally, I don't care. I'm over it. Certificate of live birth. Good enough for me. He's so condescending. He is. George. Next question. George. He's a man used to having his own way. Oh, yeah. I remember when I was doing the morning show in Dallas, we had Mark Cuban in the studio. Really nice guy. Owner of the Dallas Mavericks. He told us a story off the air about Donald Trump. Said that.
He was at he had just made all of his money. Cuban had just made all of his money. And he went to this event that Donald Trump was at. And Donald Trump was introduced to Mark Cuban. And Donald didn't really know Mark Cuban very well yet. He didn't know who he was and was introduced to him. And he said to him. One of these days, you'll be sitting up there where I'm sitting. But right now, you don't make enough money. You get to sit down here. But one day, you'll make enough money to be able to sit up there where I'm sitting. He's very humble, man. I was like, oh, wow. Oh, boy. That's pretty outrageous. You know, I read his book, Trump's book, years and years ago. Yeah. And was enthralled with it. Just fascinated and was like, man, what a smart, like. tough attitude. You know, Gordon Gekko from Wall Street is based a lot on Donald Trump. Uh-huh. And I was just enthralled with the guy. He's turned out to be such a clown. Yeah. You know, instead of just a savvy businessman, he's turned into just kind of wah-wah. Well, and he wears that flower that squirts water. Squirts water, too. Big red floppy shoes. Yeah. It's weird that, you know, that's kind of what he's become. Yeah. When you squeeze his nose, it goes... Yeah, exactly. It's a true story.
Apparently, the kid that was blowing up the bottle bombs here in San Diego could be in a lot of trouble as a teenager. Jay, did you have something to do with this? Oh, boy. Don't know him. I wonder if he's an M1. He better not be. I bet he is. What if he goes to his sentencing? We didn't have a bottle bomb. No, we didn't. We had a soda pop. We had a soda pop. What if he goes to his sentencing in a Mikey Show t-shirt? Oh, gosh. This kid is 13 years old, and he was in Scripps Ranch in a neighborhood there. He had some friends that were with him, although they... apparently just watched, and they went into the backyard of a vacant home and set off these bottle bombs, 11 of them. Bottle bombs? Yeah, what is it? Homemade explosives. Jay, what is that? I don't know. A bottle bomb? Could be a number of things. Could be a crackhead. Could be a crackhead. He told the police that he learned how to make this bomb on YouTube. Yeah, it's all over YouTube. I know.
What kind of stuff should be removed? I was listening to the old man that does science and I was just very inspiring. Oh, gosh. Jay, is your video still on? Oh, yeah. Shut up. Shut up. Stop. Move forward. There's one billion. It was not a how-to. No. Either way, he committed a felony. Why did he have an I Love Jay Isbell shirt on? Jay is my hero shirt. When is the McDonald's hiring day? It was yesterday. They were hiring thousands of people. Yeah, this was a real big deal. McDonald's had announced that they were going to hire 50,000 people throughout the country. And so they had applicants show up. It was McDonald's first national hiring day. And a ton of people showed up at different McDonald's locations throughout the country. Yeah, I was there. Not to get hired, but I was online. So, yeah, they said they're going to hire 50,000 people, and it's just a part-time job, 18 hours a week, they're saying. But it's still awesome. It's great. Is there going to be a reunion with Van Halen? Oh, boy. Again? I didn't think so either, but listen to the clip I'm going to play in, then you tell me. Is the Mikey Show on FM 94.9. If you or one of your family members has recently purchased a Toyota certified used vehicle or are thinking about getting one, good for you.
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Okay, so they put it on their website, still charging us, and we're not, I mean, so we know now. Right. It's kind of like the calorie thing. Like, we still buy the stuff, you know? They're also enforcing a couple other things, like they're saying that they would have to increase compensation for passengers who are involuntarily bumped, also limiting tarmac delays for international flights to four hours. They're trying, you know, tarmac delays can be brutal, so they're just trying to make it a little bit better. One of the other things I heard was, If they lose your bag, now that we all pay for our bags, if they lose your bag, they didn't have to reimburse you. Really? So you pay for them to handle your bag and then they lose it and they don't have to give you the money back. Now they're enforcing that they have to give you that money back. Good. Which they should. Yeah. That's ridiculous. Also, just Texas having a rough one right now. Over the last week, they've had a fire. Firefighters are still fighting this. numerous vicious fires in Texas. Now, they're saying they're on the West Texas, East Texas, North Texas, South Texas, and moving towards Dallas. Apparently, there's one in the Dallas area. Four fires that have merged together recently. I mean, this feels so bad for them. Over 100,000 acres of fires. I mean, just bad right now. The whole border. The whole border of Texas is in fires. They're saying Texas should get a little bit of a break today, but there's...
Fires are likely to return Thursday. This is all because of the dry season that Texas didn't get as much rain as they're used to. What's going on in sports? Sports is brought to us today by Frank's Red Hot. Frank's Red Hot. Get some. Get some. All day long. You know, the Padres are very happy that they are San Diego Padres because they played Monday night in Chicago. Temperatures were near the freezing point. It was below freezing yesterday in Chicago with the wind chill. And they said, you know what? We're not going to play today. So they're going to do a day-night doubleheader today. starting at 1120 this morning. That game, actually, which is pretty awesome, will be streamed live at Padres.com. You've got to complete a registration form, validate your location, and it's available to computers in the Padres' regular television viewing area. So you can watch that game today. But they will play a day-night doubleheader today against the Cubbies. And how would you like, if you were an NBA superstar, you scored 42 points and 17 rebounds in a playoff game and you lost? Carmelo Anthony for the Knicks last night. Dropped 42, 17 boards and lost. He had to carry a lot of the weight because Amari Stoudemire had back spasms. Here he is talking about that cut one. I was trying to play through it. Went to the training staff. I was getting worked on it before the game. Just couldn't quite get totally loosed. And I tried to play on it and push through it. But for the most part, played the first quarter and second. But once I felt that sharp pain, I couldn't.
Yeah, so the Celtics have a 2-0 lead over the Knicks in the best of seven series. I have my little pinky. You sure do. That's lovely. It's a long nail. Press on. Sienna's going to put black lipstick on me. And then white face powder. Thank you. 570-1949 is our number. Yeah, I'm going to Cullen someone in just a bit. I'm going to put on a Cullen outfit. You know, like Twilight. The Twilight. Dracula. Just Twilight. You're going to dress up as a Dracula. As a Dracula. Vampire. And you guys will tell me what to say on the phone and then I'll say it. Yep. We'll videotape it and we'll put it on the web. All right. So, oh, by the way, because of OSI, because we're doing OSI, Operation Street Impact with a brand new Mikey Show sticker. You can see the brand new Mikey Show sticker.
at facebook.com slash Mikey Show. And we're telling our M1s what we want you to do is go there. When you see the sticker, make it your profile picture. Yeah. Or make it your Twitter picture. You know? Whatever. But use it. Use the Facebook. Maybe you can get a tattoo of it. Yeah. Make it right for yourself. That's right. Alright, so is... This was Sammy Hagar on... He was on Jimmy Kimmel talking about whether or not there would ever be a Van Halen reunion. You thought there was a 90% chance that you would tour with Van Halen again. Well, there's only two singers for that band. You know what I mean? It's not like they can bring in some new guy again. What about the guy from Extreme? They could bring him back, right? Yeah. I'm surprised they haven't. Okay. They've done everything else wrong. Oh, wow. So I think there's only... Well, they have. Yes, they have. Yeah. Do the math. But I really think that there's only two singers for that band. And if Ed now really want to play music for the rest of their lives, they're eventually going to have to come back and say, Sammy, you want to do it again? And if it's cool, I would do it in a second. I love that band. You would. If it's cool. He would do it. If it's cool. Yeah, that means if Eddie Van Halen is sober. And not a psychopath that he seems to be. Just weird. In the book, he says that Eddie got...
really really strange the last time that they toured together because they tried to do a reunion tour a few years back and uh he said that told the strangest story by the way he said that when they got back together they hadn't seen each other for 10 years they hadn't seen each other for 10 years and the meeting place was eddie van halen's house so he's waiting for eddie to show up. He's standing there with Alex Van Halen. Sammy's with Alex Van Halen waiting for Eddie to roll up. Eddie rolls up and he says that he looks, Sammy says he looks terrible. He says he looks like a homeless guy. He's wearing like these combat boots that he had duct tape around and he doesn't have a shirt on. He's really gaunt skinny. He said that some of his teeth are missing and His hair is pulled up in a samurai type style. And he says, the first thing out of his mouth to Sammy is, you okay, man? And Sammy goes, yeah, I'm all right. And he goes, you look terrible. And Sammy looked at Alex like, is he for real? Like, is he being for real?
And they gave each other a hug, and he was like, it was the strangest. I mean, here's this guy who looks like a homeless guy, and he's saying to me, you all right? He's got four teeth in his head. You look terrible. Wow. Yeah. 570-1949 is our number. M1, Kelly from Poway, you there? Hi. Hi. I just have to say, I'm so sick of hearing you guys talk about Facebook and Max. Oh, wow. And Twitter and PCs and all the computer stuff. I think, I mean, I can see a little bit of value in it, obviously. But for the most part, it's like a disease on our society. Are you saying that because I was saying to go and use our Facebook to make your profile picture? Yes. The new sticker. Yeah, the new sticker. Yeah, I mean, it's just like, okay. Basically, I feel like everybody's encouraged to constantly be online. I have a 12-year-old son, and I don't even think that he should be allowed to take his computer to class. And I want to say no to that. Because those kids are not going to be on the computer doing what they're supposed to be. They're going to be online, on Facebook, doing all that stuff. And that and cell phones. I don't know how kids can focus on anything besides being social. I mean, as if...
kids aren't already social enough without all that technology. I don't know anything about what kids take to school. I don't know that your 12-year-old takes computers to school? That's how out of it I am. No, I don't think all schools have that, but I know that... You know, he would be able to bring it if he wanted it. Some schools have issues. They have computers there. Yeah, you got to use it. Yeah. But most schools, I would think, just have like a computer class that they go to. What if you have to use it, though, at school, Kelly? What if your kid has to? Well, I mean, I personally don't. I mean, maybe a computer class, but taking your own. I know those computers at school need to be, in a sense, policed. But if they take, like, a laptop into school, no one's going to know what they're doing behind that laptop. And the stuff that goes on for teenagers on Facebook is kind of brutal. I mean, you've seen all the bullying stuff that goes on. Yeah, yeah, but that doesn't mean that Facebook is bad because there's bullying on it. That doesn't make Facebook bad. Well, I mean, I guess it depends on how you use it, but can you actually expect a 12-year-old to be responsible with that stuff?
They're not even fully developed at that point. It depends on the 12-year-old, doesn't it? Well, I don't think their brain is even developed at that point. Wait, you don't think a 12-year-old's brain is developed enough to handle Facebook? It's not fully developed. No, it isn't, but it doesn't mean that they can't handle Facebook. Well, I guess it does depend on the kid. But, I mean, wouldn't you agree that there's just too much... out there? No. No, I don't. I'm sorry. I disagree with you. You're a proponent of technology. I like technology. I like, you know, I like technology. You know, I see her point, though. Like, I can call my sisters any time of the day, and they're in high school, and they'll usually answer the phone or text me right back that they're in class. And it's like, you know, I shouldn't be calling them, but... It's scary that I know I can reach them. They're supposed to be in school, but that's how it is. It's a sensory overload. It's overwhelming. I see her point a little bit. I think technology is a good thing for sure, but I also remember the days, and I'm sure all of us do here as well, especially Jay, without a lot of technology. We had a Nintendo, and it was the greatest thing in the world, but my dad goes, hey, you get an hour, and that's it. Get your butt outside and play.
You know, and kids now, I talk to my little leaguers and they're like, gosh, I was playing Xbox all day. I'm like, oh, man, just rotting your brain. Family control on that. Yeah, you got to. You got to. You can only have an hour of accumulated time. And I think that's my concern is that there's not enough control because you can't. It's just like you have to spend all your time making sure that you've got all the right plans so that they're kind of restricted. Yeah. I mean, that's impossible with all the stuff that they've got. Wait a minute. We're getting a lot of calls because of you. M1 Kelly. Wait a minute. M1 Kelly Sue from Vista. Are you there? Yeah, you got it right. What's up? You know, I am actually a teacher. And we are implementing a lot of these policies right now in our class where we're actually bringing in carts of computers. So all of my students have a computer. I'm teaching them how to be computer literate in a professional way. They're writing their papers. They're responding to these great forums. And it's actually really easy to maintain control on them. I mean, we block Facebook. Well, there you go, Kelly. Kelly, you hear that? Yeah. So you basically can lock that. What do you do about cell phones? That's just classroom management. I mean, I don't allow cell phones out. They're not out in my classroom. But when it comes to keeping track of what they're doing, you know, I'm walking behind them. I see all their computer screens.
I put them on cyber jail if they're not using it in a proper way, and they have to handwrite, and they hate that. So it actually helps everybody kind of stay on task. They have to handwrite, and they hate that. Penmanship has gone the way of, you know, the stone wheel, man. It's fine with me. Spelling, too. We don't need it. Spelling, too. I don't know anyone who writes in cursive unless they're over the age of, like, 40, I would think. You know, everyone else is print. Yeah. And the reality of the matter is that they're going to be using computers in the workplace in the future. So they need to know how. That's right. And that's a culture that we're living in. I mean, this is the way that we can't ignore our environment. This is our environment. It should be a crawl before you walk kind of thing. They should have to learn penmanship and stuff like that and then graduate to the computer. I agree. There's something to be said for the written word. And you need to be able to. do long division before you learn to use a calculator. You know, there's stuff that should be implemented first. Jay, when you churned butter with the horse and buggy, what was that like back then? Was that hard to acclimate? It was actually pretty easy. It was? It was easy to do. The abacus was harder.
Wow. That's strange. Well, there we go. Sorry, what was that? A little bit, yeah. I am too. I mean, I see what she's saying completely. I don't have any kids right now, but I wouldn't want my 12-year-old to have a cell phone and a laptop. Chances Mike's kids have iPads. Of course. Jake has one. But that's the world, man. It doesn't have to be. Well, if you want them to acclimate to what, you know, this is what we use. Jenna came home a couple weeks ago and she's in fourth grade with homework assignment and maybe we're...
like out of it because I don't have PowerPoint on our computer at home. And like all of her homework assignments need, is that something you guys all have? Oh yeah. Yeah. No, I mean, I have it, but I didn't start using it until college. Yeah. Oh no. And Jenna had to do like a PowerPoint thing. Wow. Yeah. Um, and it was like part of a book report that she had to do. And we didn't have that program. We had like a, we could find like a Google version of it. And the teacher said, nope, that doesn't count. You have to have the PowerPoint. She's nine. She's, yeah, but not to turn 10. PowerPoint. She doesn't need PowerPoint. Isn't that good, though? Yeah, you have to have PowerPoint. I guess because I'm 35 and I have no idea. How about that? This is all built on PowerPoint. Yeah, how about that? I can't use it. The thing that Jay uses for our program... A nine-year-old is learning now, which means that she's only going to be that much further ahead. That's not the intended purpose of PowerPoint for him to print big numbers. Here's the grid with images. Look, look, look, look. It's supposed to be for a presentation, the printed version that you're doing. I mean, you're being innovative by using that. Well, I invented it. No, it's intended for a big screen for you to go through slides. How great is that? You do your bit.
When you do your speaking thing, you have a PowerPoint presentation. Yeah, it's meant for a presentation. I think that it's good that she's learning it, but we were upset, Todd and I, because we're like, we don't have this on the computer. They just expect everyone to have this ready to go. Happy birthday, teach. Yeah, and we had to figure it out and still wasn't good enough. Hey, thanks for the call, Kelly. Kelly's. We appreciate it. Good luck with you. Gosh, I can't believe a nine-year-old is learning PowerPoint. I think it's a good thing there are that much more ahead. They're going to be willing to, or they're going to be ready before all of it. So where does it stop, though? Are you going to start teaching it in kindergarten? Hopefully it doesn't. It never stops. Oh, good idea. Hey, listen, imagine that they knew how to do that in kindergarten. No. They're that much more ahead. Okay, then what happens if the power goes out and they need to write something? Will they know how to write? Well, the power doesn't stay out forever. I mean, eventually it comes back on. Yeah, but there's situations where you need to use... You know, you're not always going to have a calculator and a computer. Well, they teach them the basics, but as they're teaching the basics, they also teach them computers at the same time. But if they start to move it back and the kid sees how much easier it is to do it on a computer, why would they even bother learning how to write better or spell better? It's so easy. Jasper's whole class is integrated. It's got computers over here. I mean, they've got this big screen that's like touch sensitive, but then they're still drawing dogs with a pen, you know, in colors. All right, Sienna. Yeah. Can you get me ready? Yeah.
What are you going to do? What are you going to put on me? Where's the powder? We're making you look like Edward Cullen, who's the vampire in Twilight. You got to powder that beard up real good. We have the whitest powder they make. Oh, here it is. Powder the beard. You got to powder that beard up. I have a question. Yes. How do I get it off? Soap and water, maybe. I did it. It took a while. A little scrubbing. A little elbow grease. Do I start now? Yeah, because we're going to get out of here in a minute. Carry on. Oh, boy. Oh, look at that. Oh, wow. Is it white? It is white. How do you take this off, Sienna, with powder, with soap and water? Yeah, you'll be fine. It'd be good. It'd be good to go. Maybe you can go to CVS and buy some makeup remover. Oh, that'd be perfect. CVS is not big fans of us. Remember, Chris got booted from there last time we went. Kid needs to be more sly. That's the problem. I told him. He walks in there like a bull in a china shop. Yeah, of course he's going to get run out. Every intern I've ever had has known how to walk into a CVS and not get kicked in. Except Chris. Except Chris. Look at how white he gets where his beard is. You look like Scarface. I do. Yeah, white powder. Say hello to my little friend. Oh, boy. This is, oh, boy. I wonder when listeners will tire of this bit. Never, unless you keep putting it in their head. Yeah, don't put it in their head. Don't put it in their head. They're going to love it. We're going to get you real good today.
You guys going to tell me what to say? Yes. We're going to get you real good. Where am I going to go? El Portal. Huh? No. El Portal. El Portal. Yes. Mexican food. Your brethren. Your brethren. I'll do that. Your countrymen. How are you feeling? I'm feeling great. Do we have the wig, Jay? Yeah, it's right there. Okay. Give me those lips. How's your nail? Great. Do you want to do this yourself? No. No. Jerry, we need pics of this. Okay, yeah, fine. I did it, no problem. Yeah, it's easier. Weird. Put it on like chapstick. Did Mikey just say, do you have a compact? Look, oh, please get a picture of this. Oh, my. It won't make you a woman if you put it on. Won't it? Won't it? You look like you've done this before. He's shaking. I think we need some background music. Goodbye, horses. He's like, the powder just ends. Nope, that's a rerun. Wow. Here we go. Look. Yeah, now there's something like backing together. Oh, my God. My skin's crawling. Wow, now the wig to top it all off. All right, so I'm going to go down the stairs now. Mikey has a white face, black lipstick. Rich and fly, yeah!
All right, so when we come back, I'll be dressed as Edward Cullen downstairs and they're going to tell me what to say and do. Hopefully Chris is ready to take me. Are we ready? Be right back. I always have to look my sexiest. That's why I'm wearing these tight size 42s. Be a part of the show. 570-1949. Or shoot him a text at 949mikey at gmail.com. I'm sorry, our time is up. San Diego Radio has never mobilized this type of takeaway prizes. Saturday, May 14th. The Mikey Show and M1s take over. Call from 10 a.m. to street. And the Mikey Show sticker is in. And be for your ride. Every surprise. We've got a his and her mountain bike from Haro. A brand new Ibanez guitar. A 42-inch LG plasma with 5.1 surround sound. And Blu-ray player. Plus, we're adding new prizes daily. We mention a brand new
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road at south live oak park road has been cleared so you should be able to get through there this report brought to you by mini the mini cooper hard topic it's 37 miles per gallon that's 37 commute changing rarely having to fill your tank miles per gallon visit mini of sdcounty.com for details i'm stacy cohen fm 94.9 it's time for the fm 94.9 authentic surf report I'm Bird Surfshed with the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report for a Wednesday morning, brought to you by Joe Roper Surfboard Repair. Today, under clearing skies, actually had a little bit of rain last night in the La Jolla area. We've got a swell out of the southwest. It's dominant. It's picked up a little bit. Waist, chest, shoulder high or so on the face. Really low tide this morning, negative low. So all areas look pretty drained out and weak as the tide fills in throughout the morning. If these winds will stabilize, could have a chance for some rideable surf a little bit later on. Right now, though. It's looking kind of weak and bleak. So let's give it an hour or two and see what happens. For up-to-the-minute surf reports, forecasts, go to surfline.com. And for all your surfboard repair needs, go see Joe Roper. And, of course, the surf report can only be heard three times daily right here on FM 94.9. This has been the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. For those of you that have never seen me, I'm a short, chunky guy. Lauren. I was the creep. Yeah. I was kissing boys when they were sleeping. How old?
Number four. Woods. I like being out in the country, too, man. Throw a dip of snuff in, have a couple beers, kind of feel like a man, right? Sienna. I want a flight in New York just to go to the Pop-Tart store. And Jake. I can cry now at the drop of a hat. Something just sad happened. On FM 94.9. Megalito? Yeah. Are you there? Mm-hmm. Okay. How you feeling, Mike? Great. I'm in line. Okay, you're in line. So Mikey is right now dressed as Edward Cullen, the vampire, but he has a long black wig, white powder on, and black lipstick, and he is at a Mexican food restaurant. One long fingernail as well. Yes, one long fingernail. Mike, let us know when you get to the front. Say tippy-toe. When I get to the front, say what? Tippy-toe. One more time. When I get to the front, say what? Tippy-toe. La-pita? Yeah, sure. Whatever. Just let us know. La-pita. La-pita. Okay, I can say that.
Is Chris in there with you? Yes, he's videotaping. How many people are in line in front of you? There's one, and there's the lady that's not finding any humor in it. Oh, weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I look ridiculous. I think you look good. Okay. We're almost there. Okay. First question is, do you guys have blood sausage? That's the first question. First question. I haven't gotten up there yet. Okay, but when you do. Are you in line? No. Okay. Can I order? Do you have blood sausage? You don't? What about chorizo con blood? What about chorizo con blood? Con blood? Con blood?
Have you ever been to Portland? Okay, have you ever been to Portland? It sure does rain a lot. It sure does rain a lot there. I'm on Team Edward. I'm on Team Edward. Eduardo? Team Eduardo. What about a pinto bean burrito? Okay. You want a cheese? Yes. Cheese would be great. I want to drink your blood. I want to drink your blood. And horchata. And also, can I get... Horchata. Horchata. Con blood. Con blood. Small, please. Are you excited? Do you guys read Twilight? Do you guys read Twilight? Yes. They do, yeah. Don't I look identical to Edward Cullen? To Edward Cullen? How much? It's $5.87. Are you a Twilighter? Are you a Twilighter? Yeah, you are. Raise your hand if you like Jacob. Raise your hand if you like Jacob. That's so stupid. Okay. Feast on this. Please, no. Are you guys hungry? Are you guys hungry? Feast on this.
You just got Cullen. You just got Cullen. Thank you. You're done. Thank you. Oh, thank you very much. Thank you. Bring back Horchata. Let's go. Oh, Horchata? No, I'm just kidding. Okay. Am I? Let's get out of here. Wow. Great job, bud. Oh, wow. That's always so scary. My heart's racing. See you in a minute. Okay, bye. Bye. Oh, that's good. How do you do this? This feels pretty good, just the four of us. Stop it, James! So, hi. What's this sitting in the captain's chair? I'm the captain. Make something happen over there. There, you figure something out. Hey, I got one for you. It's a blast in the past that people really enjoy. Buddy, your boy make a big nice playing in the street. Gonna be a big man someday. You got mud on your face. You big taste great. Kicking your can all over the place. Singing. We will, we will rock you. Oh, yeah. Get some. It's a pause. We will, we will rock you. Yeah, there it is. Shedding in the street, gonna take on the world. Someday you got bread on your face. You big disgrace. Waving your banner all over the place. We will, we will rock you. That's the best part coming up. Wait for it.
Singing. Yep. We knew that. Can we take bets on the first words that will be out of Mike's mouth when he comes back? What do you think it will be? Holy cow. Holy cow. Holy cow. He loves holy cow. It's holy cow. Holy cow. It's either oh gosh or holy cow. Holy cow. And it's like three holy cows. Or oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Three oh my goshes or three holy cows. Oh my gosh. Holy cow. Or a drawn out holy cow. Holy cow. Hopefully he's not listening to his own show. No, he's not. When I do it with Chris, well, I don't do it with Chris, but when I go do the bit with Chris. As I said, the first one's free, the next one goes in your mouth. That is very disgusting. But when I go with Chris, we always listen to it because I want to hear your guys' reaction. I'm sure he does too. He did good. He did a good job. The best part is when he goes, please no. I'm going to feast on this. Winston Churchill said that. I don't think that when he was saying con blood, I think that they thought he was saying combo or something. They were like, we have black beans, pinto beans. They were looking at him going, yep, he wants a combo. No way he's getting a la carte. Why the crickets? Because Jay made a fat joke. They looked at him and they said he wants a combo. Do you guys know how to sheen about it?
No, I do. Oh, I don't. Okay, never mind. You got to get to the page. Which page would that be? Jay has a page of Charlie Sheen drops and so does Mikey and they like to battle. Sheen about it. Now Woods will step in. I think they're all black buttons. Hello, baby. Hello, baby. That whole page. It starts with a D. You guys want to know who was voted off Dancing with the Stars? Let's do some news. Hold on real quick. It's on. We're not live, are we? Woods. This is me not on drugs, bro. Just sit back and enjoy the show. Woods. I'm dealing with fools and trolls. Jay. Really, dude? Really? Woods. Cured it with my brain. So jealous. We're not live, are we? Shut up. Shut up. All right. Stop. Move forward. Wow. Bring it. Mike is back. There he is, whole white face. Can I tell you what just happened? Yes. What? You want to take your lipstick off first? What did you do with your wig? It's right there. You should blot. I get in the elevator. Oh, boy. And I have my head down because I took the wig. You're mortified. I'm mortified because I have powder on my face. White powder. And lipstick. Yep. And I took the wig off. So I'm in the elevator. And two women get on the elevator. Oh, boy. And I'm holding the wig in my hand. And I have my head down. And the lady goes.
It looks like you have a shrunken head in your hand. She hasn't seen my face. Oh, no. A shrunken head? Yeah, you know, a shrunken head. You're a witch doctor. Yeah, like a witch doctor. She goes, it looks like you have a shrunken head in your hand. She hasn't seen my face. And I have my head down, and I go, uh-huh. And she goes, just so you know, and right as she's saying that, I lift my head up, and she stops in mid-sentence. Oh, my gosh. And she kind of had a little bit of a start. Yeah, startled. Yeah. And she goes, I just thought you might want to know that. Oh, my gosh. Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. She's going to have nightmares. Oh, yeah, she is. Have fun getting that thing on. Oh, my gosh. How do you get the nail off? You pull it off. It hurts like a bugger. You need to dip it. Does Rebecca have nail polish remover? No.
You don't think she does? Well, I don't want to wait until... Just pull it off. It's like a band-aid. It hurts, kind of. You were supposed to put a sticker on your nail and then glue it to the sticker. It doesn't help. It still hurts. Directly to your nail. Sorry. I forgot. Did we get a good picture of you? Because your wife, Mike, has actually texted me requests. She sees me. I posted a great one just now of him doing a spot. Send it to Rebecca. It was awesome. Oh, wow. Just yank it off. It'll be fine. I don't want to. Is it going to yank my finger off? No, no, no, no. Your finger? Maybe just the nail. I think it might remove the polish that's on there. It'll... Just pull. Yeah, just pull. It's going to blow your manicure. Yeah, I don't want to pull my fingernail off. It won't. Trust me. I don't. I did 10 of them. You're going to have just one nail on. Yes. Stop. You can do it. This doesn't feel great. I have some tweezers. You can get it under there and plop it up. Oh, my goodness. Ouch. It doesn't feel great. Yeah. You had the stickers, Woods. Yeah. He does it. It's directly on his nail. I had a couple that were right on the nail. Why didn't you let me use the sticker? I forgot to put the sticker on. I was in a hurry. Like, we're trying to get you in and out, you know, and plus we were only doing one of yours. Why do you want to hurt Mike? I know. I love you. You know that. There you go. So much. You got it. Okay, that skin. Yeah, that skin. Oh, you got it. Oh, my God. Now what you do to get that stuff off is just this. That's not the correct way.
I just did this all day. Just nibble it off. I nibbled it off. My skin is stuck. Oh, boy. That's my skin underneath there, pal. Ew, don't look at it. Don't look at it. That's just fingernail. That's the glue. No, it's my skin. See? That's okay. All right, it's above it. It's all for the show. It's above it. Oh, you're bleeding. No, you're not. Oh, I am. How was it? It was really funny. The best part is when you go, please no. We told you to say feast on this and you were like, please no. We thought you were going to walk in and say, holy cow, holy cow, holy cow. You guys still hungry? There was a lady in there that didn't see the humor. She was a customer. She was well to do. You could tell she was just like... Really? With your stupidness? Your juvenile behavior. Your juvenile stupidness? Idiot. She's probably on Team Jacob. That's probably what I said. What do I do to get this stuff off? Just soap and water? Soap and water, yeah. Yeah, you'll be fine. Yeah. You'll be all right. The powder's blended in a little bit more. Yeah, it doesn't look as obvious. It looks really good. Did you rub some of it off? I didn't.
It must have come off with my, just my natural oils. Your dark purple lipstick may take a while since you caked it on so thick. Yeah. Is it hard to get off? Look at his lipstick. It's like outlines, like it's on his chin. You look like you've been smooching somebody. Oh my gosh. It's gross. It's gross. You guys hear about the guy in South Africa that decided that he would commit suicide by waiting into... crocodile-infested waters. Yes. Now, this is just nuts. This guy's 40 years old and a father of three. Mikey. Apparently got in a fight with his girlfriend and decided the way out was... I'll show her. ...was to go into crocodile-infested river. And... And that's what happened. How'd that work out for him? They tore him to shreds, I'm sure. He's eaten alive. Dude, come on. That's the worst. I didn't think crocs would want anything to do with you. Oh, yeah. They kill you and then they stuff you underneath the log to rot for a while because they like rotten food. What? Are you kidding? Yeah, I know that in that show, Swamp People, where they hunt for the crocodiles, they have to use as bait, rotten chicken. They like it rotten? Yeah.
So they take the chicken and they put it on these big hooks and tie it around trees. And then they bite it. And they come back and they get them. I would like to do that once. You would not like to go hunt crocodiles. I would. You would not. I would. It's petrifying. I would. You're just scared. I'm scared to death. You had an incident. Look at that. That's a big one. Just a picture of it floating in the murky water. Isn't it illegal to hunt crocodiles? Probably. No. No? No. You didn't hunt crocodiles? Are they overpopulated? You're a poacher. They are overpopulated. Yeah. And the game, the Department of Fish and Game in Louisiana, they sell tags. Wow. You get 300 tags and you have 30 days to get 300 of them. Wow. You would do that? I'd go. I'd go along. Yeah, for sure. If the crocodile chased you? Oh, that would be funny. I would go with someone that knows what they're doing. That would be funny. It is kind of a funny visual.
Any of us can't. I would find the gift of flight. I'm not kidding. Jay would not run. Bring it, crocodile. Well, y'all know I used to wrestle crocodiles. Do you guys fly in your dreams? Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Do you have a way of flying? The thing that always happens to me is like I'll be skiing or something and I will hit a jump and I just go. And I'm flying. And it's not like, I'm not like flapping my arms. I'm just soaring. I do the same. Like an eagle. I gotta glide. I start out on a rope swing and then I just kind of let go and I fly. But if I fly too high, I wake up. Oh, yeah. I have to just stay about the power lines. Do you feel the thing? I don't know. I flap. I don't flap. I don't think I've ever flown in a dream. You haven't? I don't think so. I flap and in my dream. In my dream, I know that I'm going to shock people. Like, this is going to shock people. Yeah, me too. But they're about to find out, dude can fly. I think the same thing. What I do is I take a big step and my step turns into like a bound where I just get up. And I'm like, yeah, you guys can't do this either. I've had that too. Where it's like a...
It's kind of like engines running slow. And then it goes, and then you're like, whoa, here I go. And then you're flying. Oh, yeah. It's the best. What's up with my dreams? I thought when I was a kid that I really could do it because I had dreams so often that I used to be like, oh, yeah, if I just get started enough, I can hover. Oh, yeah. You just brought that back for me. That's crazy. It's the best. It's a good feeling, though. It is. But the ski jump one or like I've had one where I was on a motorcycle. on a roller coaster. Like it was kind of bolted in, but I was outside and I would hit this jump and I would fly off the roller coaster and be like above a carnival like, oh my God. That's awesome. That's awesome. And then I'm like. It feels great. You feel the thing in your stomach like you would if you were really falling. It's a nice feeling though, isn't it? Yeah. 570-1949 is our number. Please take that lipstick off. I'm just waiting. I'm waiting. Just grab a napkin, buddy. As soon as possible. Sooner rather than later. Let's see. Viagra beer is going to be available at the royal wedding. Not at the royal wedding, but it's being made because of the royal wedding. Yes. Nine days and counting.
Jay is into the royal wedding. He likes the royals. Yes, I do. You just said nine days and counting? Nine days and counting, yeah. He's into the royals. Are you confusing it with the Kansas City baseball team? You know who the real royals are, right? I also know that Kate just beat out Diana as the most beautiful princess. What? Wow, Jay. She's hot. Really? Yeah. She's hot? She's hot. Hey, she's hot. She's a hot dog. J is into the Royals. Weirdo. Aren't we all? Isn't everybody? Yeah, Kate. Is that a Texas thing? Was your family into it? No, not at all. My mom was real into the Royals growing up. I think it's so cool. It's interesting. Yeah. It couldn't. be less interesting. I'll watch them get married. You will? Yes. I will not. Absolutely. They'll wear their big hats. She just announced her whole wedding plan, how it's all going to go, the whole deal. I read that in the... It's so unusual.
In Buckingham Palace, when the queen is done eating, she puts her fork down and everyone else has to stop eating when she's done. Like, you're done. You have to stop when the queen is done. They're saying that everyone in the world will have seen the wedding dress before William will. Jay knows that. What? That's sad. Well, he's not supposed to. Oh, because it's going to be filmed. It's going to be filmed. Everyone in the world. How do you know that? I've read it. Jay is a gay man. No, he's not. I'm interested. He's a senior citizen. That's what they do. A senior citizen. He's singing this for two days. Is it weird that I sing it with lipstick on? Yes. Dark purple lipstick. Give us a kiss. Oh, gosh. I'm going to go take this stuff off. Thank you. Jay, the old man that does science, is next. Call 570-1949. Or text 949mikey at gmail.com. How did you morons even get in here? More coming up on FM 94.9. This is the FM 94.9 Bud Light Concert Calendar. Hi, it's Hillary with some shows for you to go check out, like Thursday night, the 21st. Transfer are playing at Flux downtown with Raptor and Republic of Letters. Mud Honey's in town on the 30th at the Casbah.
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KBZC San Diego, Lincoln Financial Radio Station. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. Because I'm tiny. Lauren. And I like fried chicken. Woods. I am real talented, but I'm not stupid. Sienna. Every time I go to the grocery store, I know someone practically in every aisle. And Jay. I could teach you how to do it in five minutes. On FM 94.9. My what? I have mayonnaise and cracker sandwiches. Oh, yeah. Hey, tell me to fix something. Hey, baby, make your boys some bologna sandwiches on the frying pan. I done made him some scrapple earlier. Now listen, mama, give me something to eat. I'm hungry. I'll give you a nut of a sandwich. Hey. Again? Baby, don't be drinking the boys' berries. Getting mad. He's seven. He didn't need them. He should be drinking the wild turkey. There he is. I'm thirsty. You drink that wild turkey. I told you the beers are for the mommy and daddy. Yo, shut up. I'm trying to put a dip of snuff in. Beers are A. Beers are for adults.
All right. Yeah, the bubbles, they are good for you. Here's all that champagne. Boy, get them rubbers out your hand. Rubber sheets. I got me a hot date. Get off my rubber sheets, boy. Disgusting. Get off our waterbed. Boy, get off my waterbed. Don't jump on that waterbed. I told you not to jump on a waterbed. We ain't clean that yet. You're going to knock over my ashtray. On the waterbed. Did you rip that flag off the wall? Baby, put britches on that kid. I done hung his britches on the antlers. His britches are drying on the antlers? Yeah. A couple pairs. Where's my ammo? I don't know. You're the one that cleaned it.
I could just do WD talk for an hour. Where's my britches? On the antler. On the antler. I'm going to throw up. All right. Oh, shit. Calm down. Go ahead and let us all know. Relax. Are you guys ready to do this? What? The old man does this thing. Oh, yeah. The old man does science. Come on. Stupid thing. Mikey has a touch screen. Computer. Oh, my gosh. Here's Jay. He's the old man with technology. He's got the mask. Oh, Mikey. He's got a mask. He's got a mask. The old man with technology. He blinded me with science, but he failed in biology. Hi, Jay. Hi. Can you hear me? Yeah. Jay is wearing his medical lab coat. Yep, Dr. Bush. And he just put on his, it's like a motocross mask. I'm just teasing. I don't need it today. Oh, you got us. You freak out. You got us. What would happen if you guys saw me put it on? There's bunny ears on it. Okay, so Jay's got four empty toilet paper rolls and a paper plate. Yep.
And he's got a pint glass full of green liquid. What is the green liquid? The Easter's coming up, so this is all about dying eggs. Okay. So I was just going to show you an easy way to kind of impress your kids and show you a little inertia. Okay. Inertia. Oh. Wow, Jay. Inertia. Okay. Okay, so Jay just put the paper plate on top of the cup filled with the green stuff. Now he's putting an egg on top of the empty toilet paper. The toilet paper roll is sticking up. Standing up on the paper plate. Cardboard, toilet paper roll. Yeah, just standing on top of the plate. And so what I'm going to do if everything goes as planned, and I've actually practiced this, I'm going to knock the plate out, and the egg is going to fall straight into the cup. I'm nervous as hell. How can that happen? It seems like it wouldn't, but it can. It can. I will make it happen. Okay, again, there is a green liquid in a glass. There's a paper plate on top of that.
There's a toilet paper holder on top of the paper plate. And the toilet paper holder is holding an egg. Okay, here we go. So I was thinking. So I was thinking. I love you, Uncle Jay. If I could do it with one. Oh, boy. Uncle Jay is so fun. He's upping the Emmy. Why couldn't I do it with four? Yeah! Do it! This is Uncle Jay playing four. With a tray. He's got a tray. So I've got a bigger tray. Wow, you're hot. And now I've got four cups. And I've got four toilet paper rolls. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. He's got red dye. He's got green dye, blue dye, and yellow dye. I've never done this, by the way. Uh-oh. You haven't tried all four. You ever just wing things? Yeah, I figured out that. I hope it isn't stuck on the lip. Oh, boy. Oh, gross.
All right, here we go. Four eggs going on top of the cardboard. There's going to be dye all over the floor. There's going to be yolk everywhere. They're all different heights and everything. It's not going to work. There's like a lip on the tray. It's not going to work. It's not going to work, Jay. You don't think so? Jay, there's not a chance in the world that that works. No chance. If it works, I'll give you $20. He's going to make an omelet. I can feed my kids for a month. Okay. Here we go. This could be messy. That's a year's pain. Oh, be careful with the mic. All right. Oh, Mikey. Oh, no. He's getting his hands ready for motion. Here we go. Oh, no. Talking to a mic that's not there. Here we go. I don't owe anybody $20. He got two. He got two out of four. Two. Oh, no. That one's already there. No. Almost. It's way more fun when it doesn't work. Yeah. Dang it. Chances Jasper has one of those eggs in his lunch tomorrow. That's been hard-boiled. The one egg I tried last night, I actually cracked it and I ate it today. What was I going to do? Throw away a good egg? You can't throw away a good egg. I think it costs 14 cents. That's Jay's lunch for the week. We look out, he's eating a red hard-boiled egg. Next day he has a blue one. Happy Easter and crayon. I want you guys to harken back to the liquid nitrogen.
You know, which was just so incredible. Now, you know. Eggs dropping in liquid. It was Easter. It was themed. My favorite line from today. You ever just wing stuff? I've actually never practiced this. It may not work. Two out of four ain't bad. Good job, Jay. That was awesome. I would have given him $20. Oh, yeah. I didn't know. It would have been worth it. I can't believe he got two. I was like, there's no way he's going to get all four of them. There was no way. There was no way. And he had a look on his face like, wow, I just made $20. 570-1949 is our number. That was fun. Uncle Jay. People are starting to call. You want to talk to a creditor of mine? You can if you want to. Yeah. Speaker. Hello? Hello? Did they hang up? They hung up. You just smacked yourself in the face. I know. That's my ear phone. And my credit card bill. It's like a $300 limit. If I'm five days, if I'm like five minutes late, they're like, you owe $25. They're psychotic. You're supposed to let me talk to them. I know. That's why he hung up on it. I always want to. Oh, I know. It's great. I do bits with those guys all the time. It's fun. You know, you have to pay that on time. It's really bad for your credit. You can't make my credit any worse.
Oh, boy. Is it that bad? My limit's like $300 on my credit card. Oh, wow. $300? Yeah, it means bad. I know. No, it's very bad. Just get three or four of those and you're good to go. OSI is Operation Street Impact. And it's happening on May 14th at Qualcomm. The entire Mikey Show will be out there giving out that new sticker, putting that new sticker on your car. The new Mikey Show sticker is out. And we just want to thank Haro. They've given some his and her mountain bikes. I want to thank Choose Fitness for some classes that they're letting us give away. Pretzel Chips is letting us give away a bunch of bags of pretzel chips. Prexel. Say it. Rockstar Energy Drinks. Thank you to Tried and True Home Theater and Security. Let's see. Who else? Ibanez? For the guitar. We got to get rid of this one. This one's got faulty info that I cannot say. Well, what about the big prize? Thank you to San Diego Harley-Davidson. We got a $24,000 Harley from San Diego Harley-Davidson. Thank you, New York Mike. Yeah. For helping us out with that. And we're going to have pictures of it taken today.
It's murdered out. It's murdered out. It's pretty rad. And they've got a big event going on as well. They want us to talk about it. It's going on that morning. It's called the Blessing of the Bikes. It's a ride. It's a ride for the season. It starts off at their shop and goes up to Mount Soledad. There you go. And one surf daddy from Encinitas caught the word of the day. What was it? Yellow. That's right. Yellow Easter egg dad. That's right. You got a two-hour surf lesson for two. And you also won a pair of tickets to see Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow. Hang on the line. Hang on the line, sir. Let's see. First annual M1 contest is going on. So make sure that you take a picture of yourself being like one of us. Show off your M1-ness. And post the picture to M1. I almost said M1 site. Facebook. Yeah, Facebook. It's Mikey Show. or facebook.com slash Mikey Show. And the winner is going to get those tickets to see the Padres in the beach seats, which is really cool. So a good example would be if you're really juggy, you can just take a picture of yourself. Yeah. And there you are. That is true. And say you're me. Hiya. You can get really creative, though, and put actual, like, water jugs maybe on your chest. Or you can just send juggy pictures. Yeah, just juggy pictures. Be fine either way. Get juggy with it. Just maybe be creative so we don't have creepage. Well, you can just.
Send Juggie pictures. He just said get Juggie with it. He just said get Juggie with it. Are we just going to let that one go? Just going to let it fly. Get Juggie with it? Yeah, you got to get Juggie with it. Easy 1997. Want to play buzzword? Yeah. Me too. Yeah. Let's do it. Come on. Come on. What are you waiting for? It's a freaking word. Come on. 570-1949. Call right now. You're going to pick me, Sienna, Woods, or L-O-B. And you have one of us represent you. I'm going to tell you right now. LLB's probably the best at this point. Stop it. No. She's the best. You can't beat her. You can't beat her. She's always on. She's so good. She's always on. Trying to jinx me. She's always on. Oh, she's always on. She's so quick. She's so quick. I'm terrible. She's so quick. Today's prize is an all-day bike rental for two from Concept Specialty Board Shop in Encinitas. That's right. You could be like Jay, and you could ride around with your wife on the front seat. Not with my wife, though. I'm so nervous right now. All right. 5701949. I have to turn my brain on.
And let's see. We got M1HB from San Diego. Are you there? Of course. And who would you like? Woods. Yeah. You got it. Hang on the line. M1Ninja from San Diego. Who do you want? LLB. Yeah. That's my girl. Hang on the line. M1Ninja from San Diego. Who do you want? Sienna. You got it? Yeah. Look at that. Love you. You were not taken last, Sienna. M1, get sticker maker from IB. Are you there? Yes. Who do you want? You got me. You can't have woods. Get sticker maker. Okay. What's the word? What's the word? Spit it out! Today's word, kids, is ball. B-A-L-L. Okay. Get inappropriate thoughts out of mine.
On top of spaghetti. On the ball. Meatball. Meatball. You can't just yell stuff out. I thought you were allowed to yell stuff out. He said on top. She was really like getting. You can't. He said on top of. I thought he was going to say on top of things. Swinging demolition device. Wrecking ball. What? Wrecking ball. Wrecking ball. Wrecking ball. Wrecking ball gag. Wow. There's wrecking ball. Lauren's got one. Woods has got one. Oh, gosh. Inflatable sand toy. Beach ball. Beach ball. Yes. No. Did you say it as well? Yes! I'm going to give it to both of you because you were tied. I just couldn't understand what you were saying because he could not get closer. Because I said ball suit. Because Woods screams in the microphone. That's what you're supposed to do. Yes, it is. No, you're supposed to back off a little bit. I'm backed off. You're supposed to scream. Don't worry. Ball suit. There you go. He's turned him down. Here we go. Competent. Attentive. Oh, that was a tie all the way around.
Dang. That was insane. You guys were in sync. I don't know what to say now. I know. A pearl on green felt. What? A pearl. Golf ball! A pearl on green felt. Sienna, come on. Ballpoint? Nine ball. Yeah. It's a cue ball. Oh! Cue ball. Why does it say pearl? Why would they call it a pearl? It's like another name for it. I've never heard of it. Me neither. I've seen the color, Armani. They don't say a pearl. What would you call it? A cue ball? A cue. Yeah, it gives away the answer that way. Just say the cue. Something. The pool thing. Oh, wow. Well spoken. Just say if you're dealing with the thing. Backhanded at Wimberley. Tennis ball.
Backhanded at Wimberley? Wimbledon. Wimbledon, you mean? Backhanded at Wimberley. She got it. The score is... Backhanded at Wimberley. It's not even close. Backdoor of Waverly. Easy. Don't be talking about my sister like that. Holy smokes. Maybe Chris reads something now. The score is Mikey 1, Lauren 2, Woods and Sienna 3. Wimberley. Wow. That's awesome. Maybe I need glasses. Maybe. Wimberley. Everything perhaps taken from a beehive. A ball of wax! Ball of honey! You got it. It was close enough. What was it? A whole ball of wax. Oh, okay. No word. A psychic stares into... Crystal ball! Oh, crystal ball. Yeah. Oh, gosh. Here we go. Halle Berry won an obstacle. Oh, crystal ball! Wow, that was another tie all the way down. What? You would need a word!
He didn't say it. I said Monster's Ball. Four-way tie. Three-way tie. Four-way tie. What? I did say Monster's Ball. I heard an O in there. I heard a ball. No, I said Monster's Ball. Yeah, you did. I watched him. I'll roll the tape. Who cares, competitive monsters? Here we go. Jeez, just give him a point. There we go. A Bic of ink. Those two. Lord has got Wood's approach of yelling in the mic now. Jeez. All right, new word. My voice is too little. What's the score? The score is... What's the score? Mikey 2. What's this? What's the score? Mikey 2, Lauren 5, Sienna 4, Woods 6. Let's do this. Oh, gosh. Okay, so we'll do a couple of two-pointers here. What? Here we go. Because I'm in the lead. Is it a new word? Same word? Yes, it's a new word. What's the word? Dress. D-R-E-S-S. Dress. Dress. I'm going to undress. Well, I think we got a break. Yeah, we got a break. We'll come back with a tune. You are unbelievable. We'll find out when we come back. Did you see Jay's first girlfriend on TV? Quick, quick, quick, quick. That's the 112-year-old Smuckers woman on the Today Show. Heck of a kisser. On FM 94.9. San Diego Radio has never mobilized this type of tickle. The prizes are huge.
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We've got to talk about that. Okay. Go ahead. We have two more. I've got to wrap myself up. What's the word? What's the word? What's the word? The new word is dress. Go. D-R-E-S-S. I forgot that. Good advice for career advancement. Dress for success. Dress to impress. Dress for success. That's it. Woods. Darn it. Woods is so mean. Lord is wrong. I am right. He can't help it. It's my nature. It's reactionary. Okay, that was a two-pointer. The scorpion and the frog. Yeah, what score? Woods is winning by Mike 2, Sienna 4, Lauren 5, Woods 8. This is a nine-pointer. Do it. Make it a nine-pointer. This is a nine-pointer. What's the word again? Dress. Here we go. Worn to the spring high school dance. Woods. Thank you. And we're done. Oh, wow, Woods. That's the creepiest one you've ever done. That says a lot. M1HB, what's one for you? Thank you. You know that. Hang on the line, please. Sienna was just saying some stuff that I thought was strange. It's strange. Well... Okay. It's interesting. It's interesting? It's debatable. I have a different take.
So Jenna, my nine-year-old stepdaughter, soon to be 10 on Easter. Happy birthday, Jenna. She was invited to go to a birthday party at Boomers. You know, Boomers, the miniature golf and all that. And she and like, there was a group of girls, like 10 girls invited to go for this little girl's birthday party. And so I went and on, well, I dropped her off. And on the invitation, it said, you know, only bring, play clothes, make sure you wear tennis shoes or whatever. It didn't say to bring anything, but I knew it was at Boomers. So I should just give her some money. to be safe. Of course. And so gave Jenna 20 bucks because I was like, you know, this will pay for something extra if you want it or whatever. And Jenna was polite. I always tell her, tell the mom that you have money. And the mom took the $20 that I gave Jenna and Jenna told me that. And I was really surprised because it was just kind of like just to be nice. Yeah. Okay. Now, wait a minute. Now, here's the thing that I have as a, this is what I think is strange. We have, there's a few levels in this story. Yes. Yeah. So. I agree. I do think that it is strange that the mom took the 20, but only because she offered, like, okay, wait. See, I don't think it's wrong for you to give her money to take. Yeah. No, and I always do because I don't ever want her in a situation where she may want something. But why would she give it to the lady?
Why would you offer? Why? Because they're at a place like Boomers where there's all these additional expenses and, oh, I want nachos or whatever. And I just want, I just want my child to be able to say, you know, just to be polite and offer like, oh, I have money if you want. And I just assumed because it's a birthday party that the mom would be like, oh, no, no, no, no. We got this. We got this because they're the ones throwing the party. That's, I think is weird. What? Just because you're throwing a party. doesn't mean that you have to like pay for everybody. Well, wait a minute. Okay, wait, wait, wait. If you have a party at your house, if you have a party at your house, I don't expect little kids to come in the house and to get in the house. They pay 20 bucks. Or bring a sack lunch. Yeah, it's provided. It's provided. But if you're doing it at a place.
No, you're inviting me to play at a play. You're inviting my child to go play at, yeah. If I have a birthday party at, say, if I have a birthday party for my kid, like, let's say the twins are turning 12. Okay. And we invite 12 kids to come to their 12-year birthday. Where is it? No, it's at Dave & Buster's. Okay. I expect those kids to bring money to play their games. Do you expect them to bring money? 12, you should be buying actually 14 power cards. Two for your boys and 12 for the gang. And a few for their brothers and sisters that may come that they can't get sitters for. Oh, wow. Oh, absolutely. Okay, listen. When I was a kid, I always had to take money. You took money, but it was for you. Yeah. But it was for you. That's what I'm saying. Like, those kids should, like, be getting... Okay, if I'm sending my kids to a Dave and Buster's party...
that somebody's having for their kid, I'm giving my kid money so he can play games at the Dayton Busters. And that's smart, you know, just in case. But he's invited to a party. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What if I took his dough? I think that's strange. To throw into the pot. I think that's strange. It's weird. But I don't think that it's strange that you would... Pay your own way. Pay your kid's way. But then why are you having, you shouldn't have a birthday party at a place like Dave and Buster's if you don't want to be paying for other people. You should be having it in your backyard. No, not at all. Like when I was a kid, we did lots of things that like you want, the kid wants to be there. They want to enjoy it. But as a parent, you're not going to be able to afford like for. you know, freaking happy birthday for everybody. I think it happened both ways when I was a kid. I know like sometimes it would say on the invitation, please bring money for admission. No way. I think that happened to me too. I think it happened to me too. It happened to me.
Wow. I had it both. No, don't have your party there. But the kids want to be there. Okay, so the parent of the guest, the child that's a guest, has to not only pay their child's way for Billy's birthday party, but on top of that, buy Billy a birthday present? Yeah. So Billy's parents are like, Stoke, you come to this party that we're throwing. You pay and bring it. They get the lunch. No way. They do the decorations. Yeah, you know that the parents are going to be in charge of like, you know, doing some, getting the cake. The other kids don't care though. That's unfair. That's unfair because now you're putting the other parent in a position where they can't let their kid go because now they can't afford admission into Dave & Buster's or whatever. My parents had to choose if we couldn't go to every single birthday party we were invited to. Number one, it was a gift for five kids in my family. It was a gift for every party. Sometimes my mom would be like, wow, that's really nice. I can't believe they're taking everybody out to the skating rink. But sometimes it would be like, please remember your admission. Cake and ice cream is on us. But wait, so I guess it obviously changes when you get older because when you go to somebody's birthday dinner now, you're like, I don't expect. You pay the way. Yeah, I pay my own. The birthday person doesn't pay. Yeah, you didn't buy and you shouldn't buy. Yeah. But I guess because we make our own money now. It's different when you're a child. I like this from M1 Uplift. He says, if you had a wedding, would you make the guests pay?
Yeah. So, hey, you're coming to a wedding. Well, hey, you know. No, but the reason that you don't do that is. You have to buy your own dinner. No, the reason that you don't do that at a wedding is because everybody's adults. Yeah. What's the difference? Because the child doesn't have a job that plays a 401k and has benefits. My kids do, but he has a parent. Yeah, that's why you have parents. Your parents do it for you. And you have one wedding. You have multiple birthday parties. When you have a birthday party for your child, don't you want all the kids to come to your child's birthday party? That way you're limiting it. We've never done that. We've always had birthday parties at the house. And so we do. We have catering. When the boys are seven or eight. and they got a bunch of friends, dude, you're going to rent the jumpy house yourself. Put it in the front yard. The kids are going to jump on it. They're going to swim in your pool. That's rad. I think if Luke and Ryan came to you and said, hey, Dad, we want to have our birthday party at Disneyland because we're an hour down the road. We want to do it at Disneyland. What do you say to that? I'd say, yeah, cool. Okay, we can. And then you'd call the parents and be like, yo, the kids want to go to Disneyland. You're going to have to give me $80. Wait, wait, wait. Until Sienna even said this, it wasn't even a thought in my head.
that I would pay for... 40 kids or, you know, 20 kids to go to SeaWorld or to go to, to go to Disneyland. If it's something like SeaWorld or Disneyland where the admission is high, you would just say, all right, you can bring one or two friends. And that's how it is. I would say one friend. And you would only get to do Disney World like once in your Disneyland. This is the last Disneyland birthday party you're going to do, pal. And then I cover everything. Like if we're going on the road trip, we pull over for lunch. I buy the lunch. It's like, hey, how many? I'm going to need you kids to chip in for lunch. And I'm going to need some gas. No, you have to pay for those kids. I wouldn't say that to a kid. I wouldn't say you have to chip in, you have to chip in. But as a parent, sending my kid with you, Jay.
I would give my kid the money to like get into Disneyland. They would come back with all of it. They would come back with all of it. Wouldn't you parent to parent be like, oh, I sent her with money for lunch or something like that. And the parent would say like, oh, no, no, no, it's on us. Or they go, oh, thanks. Or the one thing I would do is they would come back and they would have a souvenir that they purchased themselves. I'd say, okay, you got your parents gave you 20 bucks. And, you know, pick out something on the shelf if you want to get it. And then they get it. And it's like, here's your chance. That was my main. purpose of giving Jenna money because I thought it'd be like a gift shop or whatever. M1 Ben is calling in from Tierra Santa. Go ahead, Ben. I think she's right. I think it's weird that she took the 20 bucks. We did this. We did my daughter to Boomers. We bought wristbands for everybody. Everyone we invited, it was definitely implied that we were paying for the day. We bought the pizza. We bought the wristbands. We bought just a gangload of coins. But if one of the kids had come and shown us, hey, I've got some extra money, I would have said, great, just put that back in your pocket. And if you want something else, go ahead and buy it. Yeah. And I would, I mean, listen. I wouldn't have taken the 20 bucks. It's implied. I think it's implied that if you're inviting all the kids out to this location. It's on you. I don't know if it's implied. Well, I'd say this, you know, like if we were doing a party at Boomers, you know.
Like, we're fortunate enough to be in a position where we can pay for some kids at Boomers. Yeah. But don't do it at Boomers if you can't. You know what I mean? Right, right. Yeah, it all depends on if you're okay, man. No, but it's not your poor kid. No, you could throw a heck of a party in your backyard. But here's how I know I'm right. Because a lot of these places have packages for the parents to buy. So why would they do that if not everybody's doing it? I bet you frigging Boomers. I bet if we call Boomers right now and say, you guys pay a birthday discount for groups of 10 or more? Guarantee they do. Lady that swiped that 20. Got herself a fresh 20. Yeah. I think you put it towards the price. Yeah. I think she was just like, oh, that's really nice of you to offer. $80 includes wristbands. It comes with a cake and hot dogs. Your name will go up on the screen. And we'll even come sing happy birthday to you. M1 Renee from Coronado. Mikey, yeah, I think you're wrong, man. A parent should, you know, the parent is responsible. They know what they can afford. They know if I take my kid to a birthday party to some location. It's a free-for-all. See, I guess I see it from two different points of view. If I'm the parent that is throwing the party, me personally, I'm going to pay for kids. If I'm sending my kid to a birthday party, I'm giving my kid money. There's no argument there. But what I don't expect is for my kid to go up to the person and say, here, here's my 20. Yeah, no, she did.
What she did was when they were in line and I guess they were ordered pizzas and stuff. But then at the concession stand, you could get like a pretzel or nachos or whatever. And that's when she said it. And I always say you should offer always just to be polite. And she does, you know, and it's a good thing, I think, for her to learn. So she did. And it wasn't a big deal. I wasn't like, what? The parent took the money when she told me. Yeah. It's a little weird. You know, but I thought it. Obviously, I'm telling you guys about it. It's weird. It's weird. If you had found out that all the kids paid their way and you hadn't equipped Jenna with money, you would have been like, oh, my gosh. Yeah. I can't believe I just assumed. Four to five. Right, and if she saw something she really wanted, I just want her to, like, be able to... It sounded like there was a lack of communication there with Sienna and her daughter. Yeah. Thank you, Renee. M1 Rick from San Diego. Yeah, Mikey, way out of line. If you throw a birthday party for your kids and you have it at your house, you've got to deal with all that cleanup and all that mess. That's the whole point of going to Dave and Buster's or Boomers. You go there, you get to throw the party, and you walk away from the mess. Of course you're going to pay for it. Giving money to a parent or that parent that took the money, that's just being a dirtbag. Oh, wow. Yeah, well, here's the thing. I mean, and I said, I agree with that, Rick. Well, I don't think they're a dirtbag. No, they're not dirtbag. I see why they took it, but it was like, really? But Rick, I see what you're saying. I mean, 20 bucks from a kid. That's out of line. Oh, yeah. I mean, dude, I agree. We're not disagreeing about that. What I'm disagreeing about is.
giving your kid money to go to a thing. And I'd give my kid money to go someplace. Just in case. But it's just in case. And in the back of your mind, you know that money's coming back. Or he's going to buy something with it. Right, or he'll buy something extra. It didn't come back when I was a kid because the parties that I went to... The parents couldn't afford to pay for all of us. But we went to all those cool places because we played our own way. I remember mine being half and half. I remember my mom saying specifically, oh, wow, that's nice. They took care of everything. And her being like pleasantly surprised or sometimes on the invitation, like just bring yourself. You know what I mean? There was some sort of indication of whether or not this was going to be your pay and your admission and everything else is on us or like everything's on us. When I was a kid. It was a known thing we were paying for ourselves. I can't believe that. We'd have like a party. A kid would have a party. It would be at a movie theater. You just knew you were bringing money to get yourself into the movie. You bought your own ticket. It wasn't parents paying for it.
have totally changed because the parents pay for it now. That's the whole point of having a party away from your home. Yeah, because the party is for your kid. For your kid. Well, it could also be the demographic we're in. I mean, that could be bad as well. It could be, Rick, because, dude, I'm telling you, like, when I was growing up, we didn't have that kind of money, man. We just didn't. I grew up poor white trash myself, but in a different world now, and I'm lucky enough that if I do have a party for my kids, I'm paying for everything. Yeah. And Mikey would too. We do. Yeah, we do. I mean, we do pay for everything when we have parties and stuff. But why do you stand at the door then and collect 20s from your kids? Why do you do that? You get a pony and then you charge the kitchen every time they want to ride the pool. Why do you have a tip jar on your belt? Well, I'll tell you. The reason for all of that is to just make a lot of money off the kids. Okay, then I'm in on that. You charged me for a balloon animal and then it popped and you charged me again. Again, because it popped. Yeah. Thank you, Rick. Thank you. Have a good one. We'll see you. I remember situations where the, like, it would happen, one kid would have, he would invite the entire class to a birthday party because his parents were like, that's only fair. And in that case, you have 35 kids in a class and it would be like...
pay your own way for things like that. It was always pay your own way. Don't invite the whole class then. You have to. Sometimes those parents were that way where they would be like, no, no, no. I'll make my kid invite the whole class. His whole class has come for a long time. Absolutely. Don't you want your kid to have fun at his party? Yeah, but I don't want my kid to be like, you get to come and you get to come. At some point along the line, it just switched because when I was a kid, it was like, you didn't go to a party unless you were paying for yourself. Somewhere along the line, it switched to, you don't throw. a party unless you're paying for everybody. Yeah. I don't know when that happened. It was seven years ago. No, it was like that. Seven years ago. Seven years ago. Exactly. I remember the date. You didn't get the email, Mike? September 24th. September 24th at 2.45 p.m. is when it happened. It was a memo. George Bush. It was one of his. It was one of the Bush initiatives. Bush initiatives. No party left behind. That's right. No party left behind. It was, I believe it was a court case. It was Dave versus Busters. It was wet versus wild. Wet versus wild. Wet versus wild? Wet and wild. Wet and wild. They don't have those here? No. I thought it was a DVD, Eustace. Knots versus Barry. Yeah, Knots versus Barry. Disney versus Land. Six versus Flags. I have never been to Magic Mountain I want to go. Oh, it's fun. That's a ride, right?
Magic Mountain? No, Six Flags. Six Flags. What's the thing? Isn't there a ride at Disneyland called Magic Mountain? Space Mountain. Oh, yeah. And Thunder Mountain. Wow, LLB? I know. What? This is an LLB moment. I don't like Space Mountain. Oh, I love it. It throws me around. It's disorienting. Oh, you don't like a seven-hour line either? It's great. We don't have to wait seven hours. Jake. Made me sick. Front of the line, Jake. Yeah, I'm going with him next time. I'm taking him. And the coolest thing is the kid swap, too. You can... You get to go to the end of the line if you're the first in line. What? You know what I'm saying? Uh-oh. So if you wait in line. Hey, lady, you want to use my kid? Yeah. Anybody need a kid for 20 bucks? Get in a fetal position. If you wait in line and you have a kid, the other group can go to the end of the line. I mean to like the exit and they get to walk right in. I don't understand. It's called kid swap. I have no freaking idea. What is kid swap? I do walk swap too. Come on. You put your key in a basket. You put your key in a basket. He's going to have to draw it out for me on a board. I'm going to have to. My friend just went to Disneyland over the weekend, and she married a guy from Peru. She went abroad, met him, and he had never been to Disneyland. So they went there this weekend, brought him the first ride they went on to Space Mountain. And he's never really even, like, been on a roller coaster before. They don't have a lot of amusement parks in Peru. He's never been on, like, a crazy roller coaster. So he gets in, and it's pitch black. She said, like, he's, like, a tough guy. She said he was, like, ah!
I know. It throws you around. It's in the dark. You're being flailed around in the dark. I would throw up. It's so fun. I like the outdoor one. Me too. I don't like the ones in the dark. I threw up on one in the dark. Vomited right when it stopped. You have a real sensitive stomach. He does. I do. Ask my wife. She was mortified. I threw up on the ride. Wait, how old were you? 29? Oh, my God. Oh, wow, kids. That's humiliating. The guy in front of us goes, did that guy just throw up? Yeah, he's been drinking scotch all day, though. I had it. I had a couple donuts. A few cotton candies. I had a couple donuts and an orange juice, and it was over. Poor Jamie's looking over like, oh, no. That's awesome. I wanted to tell you guys about this new show. There's a new show called Beyond, I think it's called Beyond and Back. And it's about people that died and came back. You ever seen it? No. It's pretty cool. I've seen previews for it. It's pretty cool. It's like on D&E or something. I don't know. Like I told my wife I thought it was a fake bit. This guy said he died and went to hell. And he told the story about it. He got shot in the head in Chicago and he lived.
But he said that he was in hell. Did he change his life around afterwards? It seems like he did, but it bored me. And I haven't watched it all yet because I don't believe he was in hell. I told my wife, I'm like, I don't think he'd be in hell. I think it's just like your neurons firing. I think kind of too. Why not? Why not what? Why not believe it? Well, my reason for not believing it was because of like scripturally I said, I don't think hell exists yet. Hell doesn't happen yet. Hell's supposed to happen in the future. That's right, that's right, that's right. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Biblically, there's no hell yet. Maybe it's like a purgatory-ish type of place. Purgatory? Yeah. The waiting room. Yeah, apparently, according to the Bible, it's supposed to be years and years from now, there's a hell. I didn't know that. Yeah, everybody gets brought back to life at this thing called the Day of Judgment, and then you either go to heaven or hell. Wow. But until then, you're just dead. Really? Except if you go to heaven. People that are going to heaven, they're instantly there. It says you're instantly there. Every time I see one of those stories, the one I always go to is the Nikki Sixx one from Behind the Music when he ODs. And he's like, I was above my body looking down at my dead body. And I'm like, were you? I don't know. I want to dream that. It's a dream, I think. Yeah. That's what I was thinking as I was watching some of these. And so I wanted to be into it. But then at the same time, I'm like.
You guys should flatline me and see what happens. I'll do it right now. Jake will do it. Why don't we... Okay, here's what we'll do. Does that be a good radio bit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll take some wires from the ceiling so we have live wire. Have you gripped them? Same. I'm bringing them in right now. We'll get, like, Kevin Bacon in here. Yeah, that's right. Julia Roberts, yep. Oh. Yep. Elle almost cubes coffee out of her mouth. Oh, my God. Brilliant. Brilliant. President Obama got a little upset at a reporter the other day. Play it for you coming up. How's our chance? Let's do it! More from the Mikey Show coming up. Be a part of the show. I don't think it's that simple. 570-1949. Or shoot him a text at 949mikey at gmail.com. I'm beginning to like the sound of that. There's new and then there's new. As in original. As in the reset button has been pressed.
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You'd be smooching. Woods. I'm not doing butterfly kisses with you, dude. Ziena. Ooh, tagalongs. And Jay. I'm an awesome beer drinker. On the course. On FM 94.9. On Star 100.7. It's not bad anymore. Remember those days? Yeah. Yeah. Nope. I know what you're doing. I see it all too clear. I only taste the saline when I kiss away. All right, so we're going to. That's a good song. I love it. I'm going to tell you, we're going to play this audio of the president getting irritated. Sienna, what's going on in the news? Well, the Grammy Foundation announced yesterday that three dozen schools nationwide have been selected as Grammy Signature Schools for 2011. Grammy Signature Schools is a program. It recognizes top U.S. public high schools.
that are making an outstanding commitment to music education during the school year. And one was San Diego, a San Diego high school. Canyon Crest was the only campus in San Diego. So I thought that was pretty cool. Congratulations to them. Good music program. And really quick, yesterday, last night was an elimination round for Dancing with the Stars. Petra Nemkova, who was a model, was booted. And also, Charlie Sheen lost his bid for full custody of his twin sons yesterday in court. Told you. That means that Brooke Mueller, his ex-wife, will maintain primary, legal, and physical custody of the two boys, Bob and Max. Oh, wow. Let's see what's going on in sports. If you didn't hear me earlier, the San Diego Chargers schedule is out. Six of the Chargers' first ten opponents made the playoffs last year. It's going to be... It'll be tough sledding for a while, but we'll see if they play these fake games at all. Yeah, I know. They'll open their fake season on September 11th at the fake Qualcomm Stadium under a fake schedule released Tuesday by the fake National Football League. So we'll all look forward to that. Fakely. Fakely. Also, the NBA playoffs are in full swing. The Orlando Magic beat the Atlanta Hawks 88-82 with another strong effort by Dwight Howard, who they call Superman. 33 points, 19 boards. Here is his head coach, Stan Van Gundy.
I went with him all the way. A couple of times I asked him. I did. He can verify that. We asked him three or four times. You want a couple minutes here? No, I'm good. He was good. He was outstanding. Played the whole game. They asked him, hey, you want to take a breather? Nope. How great is that? That's great. That's good stuff. That's what you want from your star. That's right. CreateYourDesignOnline.com. That's our boy, Jared. If you've never seen his website, go to createyourdesignonline.com and check out what he does. Amazing stuff. And he'll do business cards. He'll do websites. He'll do anything you need. Any kind of graphic design. He will do it for you. So go check it out. Get ready for OSI. Operation Street Impact. We want to blanket the city of San Diego with a brand new Mikey Show sticker. Probably, I will say definitively. The coolest sticker of my career. I've had a few. Had a few. This is my favorite ever. I've never put one on my car because I always felt weird putting a sticker from my show on my car. You're Mikey. So there was something always weird. But I want to put this one on my car because I like it so much. If you haven't seen it, go to Facebook.com slash Mikey show.
And look at it. It's a really cool sticker. And we're telling people, hey, man, get behind this cause. Become viral. Go to the Facebook page and make it your new profile picture. Rent a plane and pull a banner behind you. You know what I mean? Do something. With that on it. Yeah. That'd be good. Do something. You got to. Nude body paint yourself. Yeah. Send Jay the pictures. Come on. Come on. That's weird, that part. Got a little bit. Just sending it to Jay. Come on. Fine, me and Jay. Oh, that seems good. Stranger. That's good. Gary Busey's always good for some laughs, huh? Busey. Gary? Busey. Take care of your head by wearing a helmet. Yeah. He gave some... Have you heard him talk about the Busey-isms? No. Busey-isms. He doesn't realize that they're... It's got a name already. It's acronym.
And he does the weirdest, like he'll take an acronym and make it the weirdest thing. Mike, you ever heard of CIA, Central Intelligence Agency? Yes. I've been at that. CIA. It's a CIA. It's a CIA. Y'all ever heard of the NFL? Yeah. That's mine. National Football League. You didn't make that up. MLB, Major League Baseball. No. You didn't make that up. That's an acronym. It is. It's abuseism. Abuseism. It's my best Gary Busey. I'm campaigning for him now. Continue to campaign. Talking about Trump. The word Trump, T-R-U-M-P. I created abuseism for his last name. T-R-U-M-P stands for taking redirection, understanding massive power. Taking redirection, understanding massive power.
What a weirdo. I get it. Why? Car stands for Charlie always runs. Can always run. Run, yeah, car. Can always run. Can always run. Car. If you're lucky. L-O-B stands for lover of black. Lover of black. That's a good one. That's a good one. Sienna stands for Super Intelligent Energy Nancy Nolan Apple. That is definitely on point. Super Intelligent Energy and Nancy Noble Apple. Sienna. She'd do it for all of us. Woods stands for What Over Under Over Woods Over Over Death Sentence. J stands for
Jazzy apple yams. Jazzy apple yams. You have them on Easter. Jazzy apple yams. That's how I remember James. Jazzy apple yams. Get in there, Chris. It's a chimney. Chimney houses. So many houses, intelligent, respect, respect, intelligent, sexual. You went out of order. Mackie, Mexican intelligent killer every Yuma. Mexican intelligent killer every Yuma. That's Mackie. Again, Mexican intelligent killer every Yuma. Oh, boy. It's called a museism. I know I'll remember it that way. Wow. Thank you, Gary. We'll definitely... Now we'll never forget that. We'll chew on that. Let's see. That's brilliant. I think he had some the other day, too. I got to play these because he's so crazy. He's awesome. Here he is. Here he is with his museisms.
You have these Busey-isms. Yeah. What I do, I'm publishing this book called Busey-isms. And what I do, I take. Because he doesn't know that acronym already exists. The letters to spell the word. And then give the word a unique definition for the letters to spell it. For instance, the word faith. F-A-I-T-H. I'm going to take the letters to spell faith and create a definition for it. F-A-I-T-H stands for fantastic. Adventures in trusting him. The word fun, F-U-N, that stands for finally understanding nothing. Why is he doing this? The word sober stands for son of a beep, everything's real. That's a really good one. Son of a beep. The word memory, memory, M-E-M-O-R-Y, stands for making exciting moments on remaining years. When you write from your mind, you write with an invisible pen called memory. That is true. Thank you, Gary. That is deep. Jimmy Kimmel. That is true. That is true. Can you imagine him doing all the cocaine he used to do? It was a lot. Him and Charlie Sheen are birds of a feather. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Guy could act, too, back in the day. This is Buddy Holly. He was great. Well, things have changed since then. Oh, yeah? Well, ever since then, I stopped using cocaine. Cocaine stands for Charlie. Outstanding Charlie. All intensive. Forget it. Nobody exists. Everything. All right, are you ready? I told you I was going to play this for you. This is an interview. With President Obama, all right, by a television station in Dallas called WFAA. Oh, no, it will. And this guy is interviewing President Obama. His name is Brad Watson. That's the guy interviewing him. And President Obama, when the interview is over, he's irritated at this guy. I'll let you hear.
Why do you think you're so unpopular in Texas? Well, look, Texas has always been a pretty Republican state for historic reasons. However, he inferred his election meant Texas politics were changing. Lost by a few percentage points in Texas. Well, you lost by about 10. 55-44. I understand. I mean, if what you're telling me is Texas is... We lost by a few percentage points. Well, you lost by 10. That's a few. Is it? A little more. Don't go to Texas. Conservative state, you're absolutely right. Houston Republicans and Democrats suspect the Obama administration skipped Houston to award shuttle orbiters to states that would help in the president's re-election. That's wrong. Was the shuttle not awarded to Houston because of politics? I just said that was wrong. We had nothing to do with it. The White House had nothing to do with it. There was a whole commission, a whole process. That's how the decision was made. You weren't personally involved in the decision.
I just said that wasn't true. After the interview, Mr. Obama pointed out that he doesn't like an interviewer challenging his comments. Let me finish my answers next time we're doing an interview. Listen, President George W., he got the same ration. He'd be interviewed by people. People would go after him. Well, I'm sure when the cameras were off, he had plenty to say, too. Yeah, maybe he did. He's a president. Maybe he did. I guess the point is, is that... It happens, you know. I mean, you're going to get asked questions. When you're the ultimate authority, I'm sure there's a little bit of an ego involved. Oh, yeah. Listen, this is the way I like it. Do it this way. I'm the president. Of what? Of us. Of everything. Of you. I'm president of you. You're president of your mom. You're the boss of me. I'm the boss of you. I'm the boss of your boss. I'm your boss's boss's boss's boss. I'm everybody's boss. I'm your freaking boss.
Try to figure me out. Ha ha ha. Ha. You know, think about it like this. If Donald Trump wants to be president, guy's got millions of dollars. Why does he want to be president? Because of power. Ego, yeah. Power. Totally. He's one of your boys. Get to ride in a big plane. One of my boys. Yeah, Repubs. He's independent. I thought he was a Republican. He's running independent. Is he? Mm-hmm. Such a waste of money. He's not going to win. He's burning money. Does he need more exposure? I don't know. He lives for the spotlight? He really believes that he is revered and loved by so many that he's got a shot. He could win it. What if he did? I'd move. You say that. We always say that, but we won't go anywhere. We'll be like, we'll just sit and bitch. What if he won? No way. I hope he doesn't win. Can you imagine four years of that? There's no way. People would look at Obama like he was Lincoln. Vice president will be Oprah. Ted Nugent. His son. I'd vote for Ted Nugent over Donald Trump. 570-1949 is our number. Coronado was testing out some emergency warning sirens yesterday. For what? Yeah, you may have heard this. Now, this is...
They do it once a year and they learned that from the tsunami that happened in Japan, it could take up to 10 to 12 hours for any waves to hit the West Coast. And so this isn't just because of what happened in Japan. Like I said, they do it every year, but they have this siren that goes off. And so it was going off yesterday and a lot of people were alarmed by it. But they're just warning sirens to see if the city is, you know. Up to code and ready for anything. When we were in Hawaii, I drank mouths full of ocean water. Oh. And I kept thinking to myself, bet I'm drinking radioactive water right now. A hundred. There's no doubt in my mind. There's no question. You kind of had a glow about you. Oh. I didn't think about it until after the fact. I consumed all kinds of seafood. So did I. I got the best spa treatment of my life and the worst while I was there. Your wife made you go, or? Yep. Yeah. Vice versa. Twisted your arm? Who made the reservation? She made them. Who told her? On your bequest. What? Bequest. Did you specify when it came to masseuses, or? Yes. Okay. Female? Yes. No, he has a particular girl. Claudie. Claudie. Oh, boy. Did she remember you? Yes, she did. She hugged me. Oh, boy. That's weird. How many massages did you get?
I don't know. How many? I don't know. More than one? More than one? More than one. Wow. Less than five? Yeah. Just barely. So five. Four. Five. I don't know. I didn't get five. But I want to tell you about the best and worst. Oh, pray tell. Best thing ever. Start with the best. Best. The best was you walk into the room. There's a table. It's got blue towels on it. She says, lay. Face up on the table and put this blue towel over you. I do. I'm nude. So it's more of a blanket. So I'm laying there. And underneath the towels is plastic. And I'm like, are they going to shoot me in the head? Yeah. And they take...
She takes her hand. She's got her hand full of salt, and she rubs it all over you, and she exfoliates your body. Oh, my gosh. Okay, now that feels good and everything, right? Yeah. That feels good. She has you turn over. She does the other side. And then she has you turn back over again. Now you're laying on your back, and she puts a hot towel and kind of... cones it over your face. Like the hot shave. And then she says, I want to get the right water temperature for you. And so she starts spraying your feet with water. And you go, yeah, that's perfect. It's warm, right? And there's this big arm and it's got a shower on the whole arm and she puts it over you and now water is pouring all over you on the towels with the plastic underneath. Incredible massage. And so she sprays it with this hot water. Then she takes a handheld shower head and with cool water starts rubbing off the salt. And it felt so good. I thought I was going to pee. I did. It felt so good.
While she was spraying my feet with the warm, with the cool water and the warm. So it's just hot water pouring over you. Cold water on your feet and then on your knees. And I was like, oh, wow. So now the worst. I got talked into something called a cranial something. And what I thought it was, was a head massage. Right. Yeah, it sounds like it. I'm going to demonstrate what they did. Let's lay on the couch. Okay. Oh, whoa. Wow. It's getting creepy in here. No. Keep your shirt on. Wow. Keep your clothes on. Actually, lay on the beanbag. Face down. No, face up. Whoa. You're going to think I'm kidding, and I'm not. I'm not exaggerating at all.
Uh-oh, he took his shoes off. Took his shoes off. Here he goes. First 10 minutes. This was the first 10 minutes. Oh. He's holding his ankles. He's just grabbing, you're like cupping the heels of his heels. And that's it? 10 minutes. And I wanted to go, what are you doing? Then after that, after that 10 minutes, she comes over, puts her hand underneath in my spine. Just, you know. And I can feel a little pressure on my spine. Other hand on my stomach. 10 minutes. And then she goes like this about halfway through the 10 minutes. Your stomach was docking? 80 minutes of that. 80 minutes? 80 minutes. Why didn't you say, what's happening? I was embarrassed to. I was embarrassed to say that. I just threw away like $200. It was the worst thing.
I'd ever done. It was, I'm like, my wife can cup my feet for 10 minutes. And like, and she was like releasing the pressure in my spine by holding my bottom of my feet. Fake bet. So $300 later. Yeah. What a, what's weak. Oh, it was weird. It was unbelievable. Oh, wait, wait, wait. My wife. Yes, babe. Hi. Hi, hon. I was just listening. Did you tell them how she was like, have you had surgery? I'm thinking like maybe abdominal surgery. She did. Yeah. And I came back and I told Rebecca, I'm like, maybe there is something to it because she said to me, did you recently have an abdominal surgery? And Rebecca's like, maybe it's that giant scar on your stomach. I go, oh. But the reason why I called is because I wanted to see if anybody wanted to guess who got more spa treatments while we were on vacation. I don't think there is even a question. Mike, Rebecca, CB, or Amy? I'm going to go with Mike. Mike. Combined with all of them. Yeah. Guy likes a massage. I like a massage. He likes a spa. He likes a family.
Manny Petty. I got all those. I know. Oh, wow. You got a Manny Petty, huh? Did you go in a sauna? Did you make any cologne? But I'm an old woman. Thank you, honey. Love you. Love you. Love you. Love you. Did you really get more than the other three of your wife and your friends combined? I don't count it. I don't know what it was. That's a yes. That's a yes. On FM 94.9. San Diego Radio has never mobilized this type of takeover. The prizes are huge. On Saturday, May 14th, the Mikey Show and M1s for Qualcomm Stadium from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Operation Street Impact. Mikey Show sticker is in and ready for your ride every day.
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Never once turned it on. Sienna. I feel great because I love to go on walks and I hate to run. And Jay. I like mayonnaise and crackers. On FM 94.9. Woods is doing air saxophone and I like it. It's really good. It makes me laugh. Did it for my wife yesterday. You did? Yes. Did she love it? She thought it was hysterical. It's a good go-to. It is a good go-to. If you're at a bar or something hanging out and a song like this goes on. Busting in the air sack. It's a great, great move. It's a great bit. Ladies like me. We're giving away a Harley Davidson at OSI at Operation Street Impact. Pass gas. That's what that was? Yeah. That was pretty good. I thought an elephant just ran into the room. Sprayed us with water and then ran out. Ran out. Stomped out. Stomped out.
Hey, by the way, San Diego Harley-Davidson, they're doing a special ride to Mount Soledad. New York Mike is going to go up there. He's going to do the blessing of the bikes. They're trying to support the cross. Yeah. Mount Soledad. Absolutely. Love it, man. Keep it up. Love it. Friends and family, welcome. What they're going to do is they're going to all start at the... Who is that? Who do you think? Oh, man. It's like that inside his stomach. I'm on a cleanse. I am. It's called detoxing. I'm on a cleanse. I'm in the middle of talking about this. It was my stomach. I'm like, you know, I just want to say it. Sorry, man. I'm on a cleanse.
Oh, there you go. There you go. Don't make me laugh. I might go to the bathroom with my pants. Stop telling too much. Please, don't make me laugh anymore. Can we do something serious? Let's do something serious. Oh, boy. Detoxin will get you. Will they? Okay. What? I can't help it. You're a crazy man. I can't control it. Hey, Sienna, tell me about the invisible ink formula. Oh my gosh, you're like jumping to news today. I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm not used to this. Okay, this is the spy agency revealed this invisible ink formula. Now this is papers, six different papers that were dated as far back as 1917. And they released these, there's these classified documents that were.
were written in German secret ink. Now, they give the formula to how to have invisible ink and all this crazy stuff in these papers that were classified. They say they're nearly century-old CIA documents that were handwritten and some typed with the title of secret writing, is what it said. That's fascinating. I know. I like that stuff. I would want to know how you read it, though. If it's invisible, how do you read it? Well, they say that there's different... It doesn't give all the details in this news article, but there are some instructions written with this whatever. They say dusting a little powdered charcoal over the paper's surface helps to read it. Oh, it doesn't. Oh, it doesn't. Running a hot iron over the surface, but you have to be careful not to scorch the paper. I know. Lemon juice. Lemon juice. Dairy urine. That works. That's kind of cool, though. Invisible ink formula. Moon powder. Moonshine. Moonshine helps you see things that are invisible. Done in the meantime. Chances Jay's had moonshine before. 145%. From a mason jar. Oh my gosh. With a cherry in it. In his backyard. Yeah. Wearing overalls, no shirt. These papers are, they say, among the U.S.'s oldest classified documents and they were just released yesterday. I'm among the U.S.'s oldest classified documents. We know, Jay.
I invented it. I invented old classified documents. So what? Invisible ink. So what? Big deal. Big deal. So I made invisible ink. Sue me. Hey, y'all ain't going to hurt my feelings, all right? If you tell me how awesome I am that I invented invisible ink, you ain't going to hurt my feelings. All right? Hit me. It instructs spies how to disguise their correspondence. That's awesome. It would be so cool to be a spy. It's so awesome. It would be so rad. Tell me about snacks that dieters should eat every day. I have a guess. What? Almonds. Yes. Almonds is all natural. Now, the way this article is, is they give six snacks and they're based on category. Best yogurt. Greek yogurt. Greek. Correct. Thank you. Just the plain Greek yogurt. I have a little fruit on the bottom. That's what I hear. It says that if you get the plain Greek yogurt, that's the best, about 130 calories. But don't get something like Dan and fruit on the bottom, strawberry. Perfect. That's exactly what I get. High fructose corn syrup. But it's still Greek yogurt with twice the protein. Okay. Protein? What a fabulous idea! Fruits are carbs. The best finger food was said. Almonds.
Finger food. Finger food. Wow. Best finger food. It's the best finger food. Finger food. Finger food. I love some finger food. Ah! Finger food. What do you think the best cereal is? Oh, it's Captain Crunch. Yeah. Bran Flakes. Bran Flakes. Nope. Cashew. Cashew. Cashew Goline Original. Oh, Cashew Git. Looks like pretzels. I think those are bran flakes, the original. For your food. Best dip snack. You're not going to guess this, but they say Sabra roasted red pepper hummus. Gross. It's just filthy. What? You don't like roasted red pepper hummus? Hummus is filthy. I like hummus, but it's got to be made. With salsa. Fresh. Garbanzo beans. It's got to be made fresh. You can't get it out of a...
You know, cupped. I'll get it out of that. Anytime. Nah, man, you gotta have it homemade. I like it plain, though. I don't like the fancy weird stuff. I like artichoke in there. Gross. That's so delicious. The best drink? Oh, Budweiser. Yeah, Budweiser in a can. Water. This doesn't make sense, but it says the best drink is low-fat chocolate milk. Ooh, can I drink that? According to them. I can't? It says you get vitamin D. You know, there's all these other perks from it. Can't be. Good for you. I love chocolate milk. That's what it says. Yeah. Low fat. That's the key. Low fat chocolate milk. I bet it's pretty good. I'll start drinking it. Yeah. It's a way that I think like... You satiate the sugar need with a little bit of chocolate, but it's not that bad. It says, the example they gave, it said, metabolism showed that participants who drank chocolate milk before mounting stationary bikes were able to ride 49% longer. Santa, this is a terrible list. Why would you write this list out? This list is terrible. Why do you love to make terrible lists? I didn't write the list. This is the worst, definitively. Of all of them. You don't like chocolate milk? Of all of your lists. All of the lists. I thought you'd be happy with a good drink with chocolate milk. Last night.
We were teaching our Hungarian nanny what a s'more was. What is this? I infuriated Rebecca by telling her they're not that great. Oh, you're crazy. I agree. They're kind of lame. Overrated. You're high. Way overrated. It's 420. You're high right now, my friend. And, like, they're a freaking mess. Oh, they're a mess. There's no doubt. They're a mess, and they're just lame. They don't work every time. You don't melt the chocolate perfectly every time. They don't. They don't work. Half the time they don't work. I bet Jay can do it right. It's not gooey. I can do it right. It just feels like a cotton ball. Yeah, and it's like putting sawdust in your mouth. You're like, you're out of your mind. Jenna has a t-shirt, my stepdaughter. It has a s'more on it and you can smell the s'more from the t-shirt. I don't know, but it's awesome. And I've watched it numerous times and can still smell s'mores. Yeah. Maybe I get a bacon shirt. Make you hungry all the time. She goes up to people. She's like, smell my shirt. That's killer. Oh, I saw another movie I want to recommend to you. What? It's called 13 Assassins. It's available on iTunes. Huh? Documentary? No. Real movie? Real movie. Subtitle?
Yep. What? You lost me. I'm not fancy, dude. It isn't fancy. I watch Country Strong, okay? I like Country Strong. That's great. I don't watch fancy French movies. It isn't fancy. It's got subtitles that's fancy. It makes you do work. I'm not working. I'm there to zone out. Yeah. I'm not trying to... We just want to sit back. We don't have to lean forward and read the tiny print. Yeah, I'm not trying to be big time. What if Country Strong... Listen. What if somebody from a different country... They would like country strong. They don't get our humor. Okay, well, that's what I mean. They don't get our drama. They don't get our drama. They don't get our terror. You should watch it. Is it black and white? Uh-uh. Okay, well, I'm not going to watch it. It's badass. You know I'm not going to watch it. You know that. You got the big black bars on the bottom and the top. Did you ever watch the girl with the dragon tattoo? Never did. Mike, just give up. I'm out on all the girl with the... Blank. You're out. You haven't even seen him. I know. Everyone loses their stuff over it. They won't watch it. The girl that kicked the bee's nest. Yes. The girl that kicked the hornet's nest. Pearl Earring. Yes. How about the girl that made an American movie? I'd be in on that one. The girl that made an American movie with no subtitles. Come on. How about that? How about the girl that would read a couple of subtitles for a change? I've seen foreign films.
I don't really like them. Well, yeah, when they're artsy, they're stupid. But if they're good... No, I don't like reading the subtitles because I like to multitask sometimes when I'm doing... And if I get up to get a glass of water... Which means you like to not pay attention. No, if I want to get up in a glass of water, I'm like, what did he say? What did he say? Why are you getting up and drinking water? Sit down. Because I'm parched. Watch a movie. But not even that. You can't even sneeze when there's subtitles. I just missed it. You have to stare intently at the screen. What is he saying? What? You're reaching for the popcorn and you're like, I can't look away. Don't look away. Stop talking to me. I'm trying to watch this movie. That is true. And it's the worst where they have like white letters and the background is light. Guess what? This is a new movie and they've changed that. Have they? You know what they do? They changed the color of the subtitles. Even worse. Why don't they just put a tiny little black bar on the bottom? Why don't they just make it in English? Because it was made in Japan. Oh, it was made in Japan? Yeah, it's a Japanese movie called 13 Assassins. Oh. Must miss. I'm not into that. Nor am I. It's a horror film, right? No. He doesn't watch horror films. Do you ever just say stuff? Mike, it's a porno, right? 13 Assassins.
That doesn't sound like a porno. It sounds like a scary movie. It's an action movie. It doesn't sound like an action movie. Sounds like a horror film to me. It was not a big leap. You're just being finicky because we don't like foreign films. Yes, he's very offended. You're being so defensive. Like you're the director. Did you produce this movie? I may have had some funding involved with this film. You're being very ornery. You're really on one today, pal. Yeah, you are. Man, relax. Just stop screaming. It's because I was wearing purple lipstick. That'll get you. That'll do it. He dressed as Edward Collins to explain why you were wearing purple lipstick. Is that why? I don't want people thinking you just wear it. No, I think it speaks for itself. Yeah, it speaks for itself. I really do. No explanation necessary. Do we have time to play Tom Tom Tunes? When we come back? Nope. Okay, great. When we come back? I don't think so. Okay, good. Oh, wow.
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Feathering your hair real quick. Yeah, that's right. Those long roach clips, feathers. They used to hang from their hair. I just want to welcome everyone out here to the Monterey Festival, and just thanks for coming out. Hey, listen, if there's any guys that want to come backstage and smoke some marijuana cigarettes with us after the show, we'd love to see you, man. Far out. We are Firefall. We are Firefall. Far out. Thank you, brothers and sisters. Thank you, brothers and sisters. Brothers and sisters, hold hands real quick. We're going to play our new hit single. Just remember I love you. Hit it, Fred. One, two, three, four. Fred's got a giant white man afro. Yes. And a shirt unbuttoned down to here. Down to his belly button. Big white man belly button. They step off stage and get into an argument about somebody stepping on somebody's solo. You stepped on my flute solo. I'm going to boot your ass from the band. You stepped on my keyboard guitar solo. I was trying to keyboard solo there. My guitar. This is getting to be enough. Where were you with the triangle anyway? You just looted up all the time. Looted up and kissing dudes. I'm sick of you and your quaaludes. They're everywhere.
I thought it was a TikTok the other day, and I ate one, and I was high on quaaludes. For 17 hours. 17 straight hours. Because you have to have ludes. That's all I ever hear is ludes, ludes, ludes. If it isn't dudes, dudes, dudes, it's ludes, ludes, ludes. I'm going to ludes my mind. All right, we got a big announcement to make for you. Something really cool. that we're going to be doing. And we announce this every year. And now it's time for us to tell you about the FM 94.9 Independence Jam. It's the best drum roll we got. Coastal Invasion 2011. Don't forget, it's presented by Miller Lite. And it's going to be June 5th at the Oceanside Pier Amphitheater. And here's what we got on the Casbah stage. The silent comedy. Crocodiles. So good. Surfer Blood. Oh, yeah. The Soft Pack. Yes. And Heavy Hawaii. All right. And on the main stage. Give them a big Texas hell, yeah. Well, we'll start with Everest. Sweet. Who just did a month-long residency at the Casbah. So good. Band of Skulls. Yes.
That time. How great were they? They were so good. They came by our Coachella house last year and played. Talk about ludes, by the way. This is me not on drugs, bro. But they played live and they were so good. So we have Everest. We have Band of Skulls. Peter, Bjorn, and John will play on the main stage. As will Leaky Lee. Leaky Lee. And Cold War Kids. Oh, yeah. Now, tickets are $35 with a buck going to the About the Music Fund, which is they help support music education in San Diego County Public Schools, which is cool. Super cool. It is a fun. Fun day. Great venue. It's so important. It's beautiful. Bands show up and are always talking about, this is like one of the coolest places we've ever played. Do you have any lewds, Hillary? I just need to tell her he's like, well, they haven't been around since 1964. I'll see if Jay has something. He might. The next one goes in your mouth. Okay.
Can I go over it one more time, Mikey? Sure, sure. On the Casbah stage, Heavy Hawaii, The Soft Pack, Surfer Blood, Crocodiles, and The Silent Comedy. And on the main stage, Everest, Band of Skulls, Peter, Bjorn, and John, Licky Lee, and Cold War Kids. In fact, I'm going to do, I think I'll do a set of Independence Jam Coastal Invasion bands. That's what I'll start with. Nice. And don't forget, tickets go on sale Monday. At 10. There you go. All in. Lovely and talented Hillary is up next. And we will see you tomorrow morning at 6 a.m. Mikey shows out. Late. Financial media station. Mikey in the morning. About the music all day and night. FM 94.9. It's about the music.