The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 04/21/11
Thursday, April 21, 2011
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Mikey, Lauren O'Brien, Stephen Woods, Sienna, and Jay played Lyrical Chairs with the word love; Lauren won and smashed eggs over the losers while Sienna escaped with the hollow shell. Jay also mangled a Scottish-accented Braveheart audition, while Mikey contrasted Jay's serious Wipeout training with Woods's hot-tub-and-strawberry-cake plan and the group admired Sammy Hagar's string of business ventures. The crew turned Jalen Rose's crash into a fake pantsless arrest scene and argued that Kobe Bryant's anti-slur PSA sounded forced, saying a blunt apology would have been more credible before parodying it with Ron Artest. They debated eating fresh roadkill, using bushes when no restroom is available, and letting dogs urinate on private lawns; Mikey said people should accept the consequences of breaking rules, while Sienna stressed that dogs naturally seek grass and cannot always be stopped. In quieter arguments, Sienna weighed iPhone location tracking against MobileMe's practical benefits, and Jay defended William's decision to give Kate Middleton Diana's engagement ring while Mikey wondered whether Kate wanted one of her own.
What happened, in order
The iPhone location file
Sienna explained that researchers had found a timestamped location history on iPhones, while Mikey defended MobileMe's syncing, remote-wipe, and phone-tracking benefits.
Two ways to train for Wipeout
Mikey contrasted Jay's bike-and-swim training for Wipeout with Stephen Woods's hot tub, rib-eye, and strawberry-cake preparation, prompting an argument about whether Woods truly wanted to win.
Sammy Hagar's business empire
The crew marveled that Sammy Hagar had turned problems and hobbies into major ventures involving fire sprinklers, travel, tequila, and bicycles before choosing to make music for enjoyment.
Jalen Rose arrest riff
After playing the 911 call from Jalen Rose's crash, the crew performed an absurd fake police-car exchange involving a sideways Escalade, Jack Daniel's, missing pants, and a stuffed parrot.
Jay auditions for Braveheart
Jay attempted William Wallace's Braveheart speech in a Scottish accent, repeatedly stumbled over the script, and was gleefully critiqued by Mikey, Lauren O'Brien, and Stephen Woods.
Lyrical Chairs executioner
Chris chose the word love for Lyrical Chairs, Lauren O'Brien outlasted the others, and she smashed raw eggs over Jay, Stephen Woods, and Mikey while Sienna drew the hollow egg.
Would you eat roadkill?
The hosts argued over whether freshly killed road animals were safe, ethical free food, with Sienna recoiling as the others traded stories about squirrel, possum, skunk, and engine-cooked meat.
Diana's ring debate
Jay defended William giving Kate Middleton Diana's engagement ring as a meaningful heirloom, while Mikey argued that Kate might secretly have wanted a ring of her own.
The forced Lakers PSA
The crew said Kobe Bryant's anti-slur public-service announcement sounded forced, proposed a blunt admission that he had acted stupidly, and spun the spot into a dark Ron Artest parody.
When nature calls
Mikey rejected a listener's claim that a cop was wrong to ticket him for urinating in bushes, then Stephen Woods confessed that an emergency had once driven him behind a dumpster before a baseball game.
The dog-lawn standoff
Sienna admitted that Zipper repeatedly urinated on one freshly laid lawn, setting off a debate over damaged grass, private property, warning signs, and whether a walking dog can realistically be stopped.
People mentioned
MikeyLauren O'BrienStephen WoodsSiennaJayChrisSammy HagarJalen RoseKate MiddletonWilliamDianaKobe BryantRon Artest
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Look at this. It's Thursday. And this is what I can tell you about today. It's supposed to be nice weather. Nice. It's supposed to be nice and sunny outside today. And my little weather forecaster tells me that it's going to be 64 degrees today. It says there might be a little bit of clouds. That's weird. No, no. It's supposed to heat up. Going into next week, though. They say next week we're supposed to heat up. 70. Yeah, that's heating up. Sweet. I mean, I want it to heat up to like 75. Oh, yeah. Getting in the 80s is nice, right? Oh, yeah. Absolutely. You get 75, 80. Surfing time. Now we're talking, right? Yep. It's already surfing time. Easy, Kelly Slater. Well, he'll put on that wetsuit. He'll go out there. Yeah. I went out with him in the wetsuit. Still.
Real chilly. First hits you. It gets you. It gets you, doesn't it? It's like needles in your face. You get used to it. Do you? I'm a wimp, man. Yeah. You're a wimp when it comes to that, right, Woods? You know, I thought I was, but I can do it. I surfed a lot more last year. You do it, but when it first hits you, it gets you. It gets you good. Oh, yeah. I have a hole in my wetsuit, too, so that's a lot of fun. Oh, no. Comes from biting it. Yeah. Like trying to get it on and off. I've punctured it. Oh, no. Cold water fills my wetsuit. Patch it up. Even when I was in Hawaii, when you first step in the water, it's cold for a second. Yeah, for a second. It hits you and you go, oh, boy, gosh, it's like taking a shower. Even 75 degree water is cold when you first get in. Summertime here, though, man, if you put a wetsuit on, you're dead. You're like... No way. I wear a wetsuit like 11 and a half months out of the year. Not me, man. Last summer, I was surfing with no shirt. It was so great. That's good stuff, man. It feels real good. Just you without a shirt is just good stuff. Very attractive. That's really weird. Very attractive. Just breasts, big breasts, sitting up on my surfboard. You know, just a couple stray straggler hairs sticking off of those things. Stuck to the wax. Yeah, stuck to the wax. Stuck to the wax. Gross.
Our number, 570-1949. If you want to call us, you want to text in 949Mikey at gmail.com. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. 40 years old. I have to shave my head. Got to do it every three days just to keep it nice and supple. You're about due, aren't you? Yeah, I am. I am. I'll shave my face before I shave my head because the head's an ordeal. It's a whole thing. It's a big deal. Got to go through. Woodsy is our sports guy. He is 35 years of age, and he's a Yankee fan. And a Padre fan. And a Padre fan. And he's originally from Texas. Yes. And L.O.B. is Lauren O'Brien, otherwise known as L.O.B. And she's got on some, I like that necklace you got. Thank you. I just hope that we don't mess it up a little bit later. I'll tell you more about what we're going to be doing later. I forgot. I forgot. I know you did. I'm wearing a nice little lacy shirt. I forgot too. I dressed nice and comfortable. Tiana's smart. She remembered. L.O.B. is our assistant producer. She's a comedian. Sienna is my keeper on tracker. She is my... K.O.T. She is my K.O.T. She is our news girl, and she is the Mike Whisperer. Try to be. Jay is our executive producer. Word. He's the man with a plan. He's the man that can get things done. And he is the guy that does science.
He's the old man that does science. He's also, coincidentally, the old man that does acting. He's the old man who does acting. He's the old man with the poetry. Yeah. He's so good, he's on the money. Is he? Yeah, he is. An actor with ability. You guys are just awfully picky. He'll be acting later today. Race yourselves. Yeah. 7.30. 7.30 today. Incredible. Jay will be acting. We should add a new wrinkle to the fold today. There will be an accent required. His best accent. The best that he can do. The best he can do. The best he can do. Right on. I'm ready for this. It's going to be awesome. Finally. Finally. He's been waiting to open his bag of tricks. He's like, hey, give me a challenge already. Man. Thank goodness. Just brace yourself. Our phone screener is Chris. It's crap. It's crap. It's crap. Little angel. Now, 8 o'clock, the reason I was saying to LOB that she forgot, and I forgot too. In fact, I've been asking, Jay, do we have t-shirts around here? Incessantly. Incessantly. Yes. And the reason is because at 8 o'clock, we're going to be doing something called the executioner. So stupid. The executioner. EGG. Yes. Because Sunday, as you know.
It's Easter. Time for little Easter egg hunts to the kids. And so we're doing the executioner today. Now, what it is, we play a game called Lyrical Chairs. And it's scary as all get up. We're given a word and we have to sing a song with a word with that word in it. And we have to go around and we have to try to do it. I'm terrible at it. It puts you on the spot like nothing. The first one we did was woman's names. So Amanda, you know, whatever. You have to come up with any woman's name and sing it in a song. You get so nervous. And as everyone else is going, you're trying to think of one. If somebody says yours, you can't do it. I always go out of order. I always go out of order. It's the worst. You should immediately lose today if you go out of order. Okay, fine. So here is the deal. One person's going to win. Okay? That's the last person standing. Right. And that person gets to be the executioner. That means that they get to take some eggs and they get to smash them over our heads. Now, here's the good news. One of the eggs.
Correct? One of the eggs. Is what? Blown out. It's blown out. Nothing in it. There's nothing in it. And so that person kind of gets a reprieve. But the rest of us literally get egg on our face. I will punch somebody if I get egg on my face. Oh, wow. I'll probably punch whoever the executioner is. It stinks. It's so sticky. Sticky. It stinks. It doesn't stink. It does. It smells like egg when it dries. All it has to do is dry a little bit. Why is it going to dry? We'll be able to wash it off. We're going to have it in our hair. We'll all be okay. Oh! We're going to be able to wash it off. But we're on the radio, so we can't wash it off until the break's over. By that time, it only takes a couple of minutes for that stuff to set. It's going to be great. You have no idea, Woods. That weird, clear film. I might just drink it down. Ew! It's like a workout. Like Rocky. If you don't get it, Woods, I'm going to be upset. It better not get on furniture and stuck in the carpet so I can stink. Ew!
Oh, gosh. In the board? This stink. In the board? If it gets in the board, we're fired. Yeah, we're done. We're done. Need to let them know immediately. Word of the day is tapatio. Once again, the word of the day that Sienna came up with for me to say. Woods did today. Yep. The word of the day is tapatio. Your phone's ringing, dude. You're not allowed to have your phone on while we're on there. You know that. It isn't my phone, Woods. You know that we can't have our phones on. You always say it. That's not my phone. It's your alarm. It's your alarm clock. Your alarm's going off. It's not my alarm. Your iPod is blasting. No, it isn't. I would love to wake up to this song. It's so happy. What's he saying? I don't know. I don't speak Spanish. I'm 100% Mexican. I don't speak a word of Spanish. Shameful.
Horn's a big player in Spanish. It really is. It's a big player. It sounds great. A lot of times so is the accordion. Oh, yeah. You know, accordion's a big player everywhere, but here, really. Yeah, pretty much. The player in the polka. Oh, yeah. Huge. Beginning and end of every show, we take your calls. 570-1949. So you can call about anything. You can ask questions. You can talk about anything you want to. It's just an open forum for you. By the way, the winner today of the word of the day, meaning when you hear it between now and 10 and you're calling nine, winner will get a UFC pay-per-view, UFC 129s this weekend, and you'll win that. You'll also get a pair of tickets to see Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow at Cricket on August 2nd. Speaking of OSI, Operation Street Impact. It's happening Saturday, May 14th. We want the entire M1 Nation to be there. It's going to be huge. Biggest event we've ever done. And it's going to be out at Qualcomm. Every single person that hears me right now should be there that day. We're giving you the brand new Mikey Show sticker, which you can see at MikeyShow.com. In fact...
A lot of people have made it their profile picture, and we're asking you to make it your profile picture on Facebook. Go to Facebook.com slash Mikey Show. You can see it. Also, right now on Facebook, Facebook.com slash Mikey Show, you can see the bike that we're going to be giving away out at OSI. We're giving away a FXDB Harley Davidson. It's a black Harley, and it's rad. You can see it right now. Gorgeous bike. Oh, it's so gorgeous, man. It is. Really nice bike. And that's not the only thing we're giving away out there. We're also going to be giving away a 42-inch plasma with LG surround sound, LG Blu-ray player, and a custom installation of all that stuff into your house from Tried and True Home Theater and Security. We're giving away a His and Her mountain bike from Haro. We're giving away Choose Fitness classes, pretzel chips, Rockstar Energy drinks. We're going to have food out there. We're going to be doing it up. We're going to have a barbecue. We're going to have live bands, tons of giveaways. After OSI, by the way, Woods and LOB are going to go to San Diego Harley-Davidson and Kearney Mesa, and they're going to be there when the person arrives with a brand new bike. It's going to be great. And so OSI is just, it's a whole day, man. Saturday, May 14th is OSI, and we want you to be there.
Let's see. Stocks really took off yesterday, right? Yeah, rocketed upwards. Both IBM and Intel announced better than expected quarterly reports. And then after that, particularly technology stocks went. Raised a lot. NASDAQ. NASDAQ index had its best day since last October. They rose 58 points. The Dow Jones Industrial Average rose 187 points. Wow. But after the bell, Mike, you're going to love this, Apple stunned Wall Street with the earnings increase of 95% to just under $6 billion in net income. Oh, wow. Apparently, iPhones and iPads are selling better than expected. Wow. Must be doing something right over there. They're doing something right. Increase of 95%. I was so happy. My portfolio went through the roof yesterday. It did? It did. I mean, just. You just go like crazy. Man, I logged on. I looked at it. I was like, pfft. I'm not even going to work tomorrow. How about that? What are some of the stocks that you have? Yeah, just all kinds. I don't want to. You don't want any in particular? Copenhagen. Just some. Copenhagen. What about that penny stock that Jay turned you on to? Did that thing go through the roof? How's that going? Yeah, it's down. What? So, Jay gave me a tip on a penny stock. Stupid. I bought it.
Told my brother about it. He dropped like a grand into it. Ah! So stupid. Yep. Awesome. It didn't take off. I can't see until I was like Gordon Gekko in there. Has it gone up or down? It's down. Well, now's a good time to get in. Yeah, now's a great time. You get it for half a cent. Yes. Things are going to turn around for it, I'm sure. Oh, yeah. That's awesome. I read the other day that gold. is like at an all-time high yeah it's like fifteen hundred dollars an ounce for the first time ever ever in the history of gold my cousin has a gold bar that her it's a girl her mom gave it to her as like a wedding gift because she knew i mean it's always gonna appreciate yeah just gold bar that's how cool is that how much does that weigh it's it's heavy dude it's gotta be like 10 pounds yeah Well, I have one in my bag. Move your paperweight. Let me see that gold bar. Oh, my goodness. You can't just drop your... Oh, you're dropping your gold bar. Sorry. Can you imagine how much that must be worth? If it's 1,500 an ounce. An ounce. So cool. I scoured my house for anything gold that I could maybe just pawn.
I don't have anything. Oh, my. I have this wedding ring is gold. 14 carat. That's it. I don't even have fool's gold. You don't? No. You don't even have fool's gold? I was a big silver wearer when I did wear jewelry. And so, no gold. I wonder why it's so popular. Why it's so expensive. I love it. Gold backs up our money. Not anymore. It does not? It used to back up our money. It does not anymore? No. Oh, wow. I don't think people are mining it as much anymore. I think it's kind of difficult to go through the process. Do you know how far underground you have to go to get gold? No. Sienna? I do. Nine miles. Wow. Oh my gosh. Nine miles. How do you know so much about gold? Because I was watching a special on HDTV. I would like to see that special. And it was like Journey to the Center of the Earth or something. And they got to go nine miles down. And then at nine miles... The ambient air temperature is 130 degrees. So they blow these huge air conditioning systems down there to cool it to a very pleasant 83 degrees. Oh my gosh. And they're down there getting gold. No thanks. Yeah. That's why it's worth so much. Yeah. Maybe send a robot. Yeah. Maybe send a robot. Maybe we just like fake gold.
It's beautiful in color and it weighs a lot, which trips people out. And that's interesting to people. There's a limited supply. There's a limited supply. And when we hold it in our hands and it's heavy, we think that's cool. Yeah. It's like diamonds. I mean, diamonds are the same way. They're limited. Yep. I've never understood diamonds because diamonds are, they don't, yeah, they shine and everything. They're sparkly. But can't you get glass to do that? Not the way a diamond does. Is that the deal? Yeah. It does it in a different way? It has all these, like, picks up the light and makes all these prisms. In a way that other things can't, right? Diamonds are just beautiful. Well, that's why you wear that diamond-encrusted Tommy Bahama bracelet, for that reason, so that it shines off the light and stuff. I don't have a Tommy Bahama bracelet. Yeah, but the one that you have with the gold. The gold and the diamond. The gold and the diamond one. I don't have that. What does the TB stand for, then? It doesn't. What about that pinky ring that you have on? Pinky ring? Diamond pinky ring. I don't have that. Toe rings, too, I think. Are you wearing your anklet today? No. He does have his medallion, though. It's just a big TB. Oh, do you play for Tampa Bay? No, Tommy Bahama. Literally not.
Oh, wow. Maybe people leave me alone about Tommy Bahama. If you didn't wear it on everything you own, then maybe we wouldn't say it. That's all I get. That's it. That's all I heard on vacation. His Facebook, I would look at it and just laugh. All it was was, so are you Tommy Bahama, Tommy Bahama. Did you even think about going one time? No! Yes, you did. Did you go into the store at all? No, I didn't. You hesitated. Wait, why did he hesitate? I hesitated. Do I tell the truth? He thought, should I tell the truth? I don't lie, but I'm going to have to at this point. I know. You went in there. I didn't. Mike? I didn't go. Were they not having a sale? They were closed. Remodeling. Remodeling? Yeah. I didn't because of shame. I probably would have. Probably. Probably. I probably would have, but now I'm ashamed of myself. Yeah, if someone saw you. Just embrace it. What if someone saw you? I only have one item from Tommy Bahama. No. No, that's not true. You have only one line that you wear. Yes, a certain line. You wear the entire line. You celebrate the entire collection. Yes. Let's talk about...
Apple is doing something that is a little unusual. Yes. Well, if you use an iPhone or an iPad, Mikey, Nancy, I know. Security researchers have discovered that Apple's iPhone is really keeping track of everywhere you go. And not only that, they're saving every detail of it to a secret file on the device, which is then copied to the owner's computer and the two are synchronized. So basically, your phone is keeping track of where you're going, but Steve Jobs and the Apple people can also keep track of where you're going. Now, we kind of knew that to a certain degree. Like if you check into a restaurant on your iPhone and you can let people know like on Facebook, Facebook and stuff, then it draws advertisers, so we always knew that was around. But this file that these researchers have discovered contains the latitude and longitude of the phone's recorded coordinates along with a time stamp, meaning that anyone who stole the phone or the computer could find out exactly where you've been at what time and all these details, which is scary. Well, this is what's great about iPhone, though. I've got something called MobileMe. It costs $99 a year. Love MobileMe. MobileMe is great.
What it does, it syncs everything. It syncs your life, okay? So my calendar, my iPhone, my computers, all of the different computers that I have from my phone to my iPad to my computer, they all synchronize the same information. So if I put Woods' contact info into my iPhone, it instantly shows up on my home computer. That's cool. It instantly shows up on my iPad. It instantly shows up everywhere. That's what MobileMe does. It synchronizes everything. Now, the other thing that it does is that, like Sienna said, if you lose your phone, which last year my phone was stolen. Stolen. Stolen. It's not stolen. It's stole and stole. That's what you mix up. That's what I mix up. Somebody stole it. Yes. Somebody stole it. Yes. And so... All I did was I borrowed Woods' phone, called my wife. I said, go on the computer at home and wipe my phone clean. And she did. Wow. So if you get your phone stolen.
You can wipe it clean from a remote location. But also, if you have MobileBee, you can track where it is. Yeah, you can. Whoa. Go after those SOBs. You can do that. It'll tell you where it is. My mom takes full advantage of that with my sister's iPhones. Oh, wow. Keep woods away from that. Oh, boy. Where's Lily at? You're jumping the gun, kid. You're jumping the gun. No, my friend, you're jumping the gun. We're not allowed to speak of this until after Thanksgiving. You know the rules. We're allowed to talk about it. We just can't play the audio. That's Taylor. We can't play the audio of you talking to a specific someone. And we can't read your... letter that I wrote to somebody that you've never even though somebody posted them online yeah I saw that we didn't read them though just like when EBW covered your love letters we didn't read them EBW came in and stole your lyrics she came in and she sang them she stole them so anyway that's the deal Padres by the way are
We're off to a good start yesterday, right? No. It was a good finish. A good finish. Yeah. I was watching some of the game. Took my brother and sister-in-law who were in town. Took them down to Yogi's. Had some lunch. Watching the Padres game. Great spot. Won nothing. Cubs were winning. I'm like, all right. Get a big hit. Just get a big hit. The base is loaded. Couldn't get it done. Went to extra innings. They lose in extra innings. They cannot hit. Man, their hitting is so anemic. I said it yesterday. It's a perfect word for it. However. Game two, a game they had to win. I mean, I know it's early in the season, but, man, you don't want to get swept. They came out and they won five to four. They had homers from Ryan Ludwig, who entered the day batting 161, which is, you know, I could do in my sleep in the major leagues. He added a homer, also hit doubles in the fourth and the sixth. And Cameron Maben, man, is really... blossoming into a great find for us and just a great player and a good dude. Guy actually tweeted me back the other day. I was very happy. Cameron Maven. Cameron Maven, the center fielder. Yeah. Yeah, he's pretty cool. And he hit a bomb yesterday, too. Woods will...
He's good at the celebrity tweet, but rarely do they actually respond. That's cool that he did. He did. He wrote me back. I was like, yes. I'd love to get him in here at some point, so hint, hint. But Bud Black is very impressed with how his new center fielder is playing. Cut one. We've seen that a couple games here in the year where the power shows up, the defense shows up, stolen base showed up. He has a chance to be a really... A really fine, complete player as his career unfolds. Absolutely. And Aaron Harang, who they picked up in the offseason. He's 4-0 as a starter, so he's pitching really well. And you know what? They come home tonight. They finish 3-4 on their road trip. They're coming home tonight, and the Phillies are in town. The Phillies have the best rotation in baseball. Buy your tickets. You're going to see some pitching, man. It's Roy Oswalt against Matt Latos tonight at 7.05 at Petco. There you go. So pods are 8 and 9 right now and need to get over that 500 mark. Sienna, did you know that today is a very special, well, I don't want to say anniversary. Is it today or tomorrow? Yesterday. Yeah, 420. Yeah. Oh, bro.
Marks a few things that day. It does. It was a year since the BP oil spill happened. A year. One year ago yesterday, and there was a ceremony marking the anniversary in Louisiana, and the governor said, we're inviting a mayor to... America to come down here, have a great time, enjoy our seafood, and be part of the greatest rebirth you will ever see. Politicians in the region were just basically saying that the region's waters and beaches are clean, open, and ready for visitors. However, of course, there are ecologists that are a little less upbeat about it, saying that there's still plenty of work that needs to be done, but the worst predictions from the damage appear to have been overstated, which is good for them to be admitted. I guess I would eat the seafood again. I guess I would. Would you, Woods? Well, we went down for boot camp what month last year? August. August, and I had shrimp. You did? Oh, yeah. We all did. And it was fine. It was good. I'd eat it. We're still here. Yeah, we're here. All right, fine. Much like Joaquin Phoenix. Well, that third nipple is growing in, but it may be from that. It may not be. I don't know. All right, well, that just convinced me. Yeah, we ate it. That was, what, like two or three months after? We feasted.
We feasted on some shrimp. Some po'boys. Oh, yeah. Have you ever eaten shrimp when they've been cooked, but they're whole, the whole thing, the head, the eyes. You had to taste all the stuff off, yeah. Oh, I ate the dehydrated ones that we had to do for the challenge here on the air. You had the eyes on it. With eyes and tail, and I munched on the tail. It was dehydrated. It's the most disgusting cat food I've ever seen in my life. It was disgusting. Have you ever eaten those? Oh, yeah. You know, in Australia, I went to Australia, and they call them, well, they're prawns. And it's the whole thing. And I was like, oh boy, you have to pull the legs off, rip the head. It's not worth your time. I don't like all that work. I got it in Hawaii. And when I ripped the head off, this red stuff came out. Is that blood? No, it wasn't blood. Veins? No, I don't know. It wasn't blood. Shrimp sauce. I'll tell you. It wasn't that color. It was more orange. Oh, yeah. And if you ever get sriracha, do you know what sriracha is? Oh, yeah. It was almost like the same color as sriracha. I asked a guy. I said, is that what I think it is? Is that from the head? And he goes, yeah. It's delicious. And I said, I didn't want to eat it because I didn't like the color of it. He goes, no, that's the best part. That's where the flavor is. That's what people always say. Oh, man, that's the best part.
If it's the best part, why don't they sell that? Yeah, exactly. If that's the best part, why, when I buy it in the grocery store, do they cut the head off? You would suck the head on a crawfish, though, wouldn't you? No, I hate those. Now, I have to tell you something. I am not a Weird Al Yankovic guy. I've always thought it's dorky. I just have. I don't know why. Why do you have that shirt on? That says Weird Al Yankovic. You have a curly wig on to commemorate. With giant glasses? Yeah. Well, he just did a parody of Lady Gaga Born This Way, and it's funny. I'm sorry. It's funny. It's funny, so I'll play it for you when we come back. Mikey Show now. You've got to go. Call 570-1949. Here comes the best part. Or shoot him a text at 949mikey at gmail.com. You guys care about the rules? More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes. Celebrate. On FM 94.9. FM 94.9 Independence Jam. Coastal Invasion. Presented by Miller Lite. Returns to the Oceanside Pier Amphitheater on Sunday, June 5th. Ten great artists on two stages. Performing on the FM 94 Night Stage. Cold War Kids. Stage. The Silent Comedy. Crocodiles. Surfer Blood. The Soft Pack. Heavy Hawaii. Tickets are only $35 with no additional fees.
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I have ketchup packets in my drawer at home. So what? Mikey, I have a new ritual. What? I have to have a Dr. Pepper and a donut on the way to work every morning. I want to work out. I hate the gym, but I want to go. And Jay. I am a huge fan of meatloaf. On FM 94.9. Word of the day today is Tapatio. So when you hear me say the word Tapatio, when I work that into a sentence, when I weave it cleverly into a sentence, caller number nine at 570-1949 will win UFC 129 pay-per-view. And you'll also get a pair of tickets to see Kid Rock with Sheryl Crow. That's right. Tapatio. Is that a sauce? Yes. Mike just calls it ketchup. You came up with the word and you don't know what it is? Yeah, I just know the word. I didn't.
I didn't invent Tapatio. I don't even like Tapatio, to be honest. Don't you? I don't. I don't like it. I'm very finicky about my hot sauce. Oh, boy, you are. I am. We have about 18 hot sauces out there. To choose from? Mm-hmm. We do. Maybe more. My favorite hot sauce is from the Caribbean. Ooh. And it uses scotch bonnets, which is the hottest pepper. You're not allowed to have scotch anymore. Yeah. Because you're easy. Now, what is your favorite? Definitely. Different one. I like the pick-a-peppa. Have you ever had that before? Yeah, I have. You don't like it? Man, he knows his sauces. I like stuff real particular. Tabasco is good. I'd get you. It's hot. Okay, so I told you that Weird Al. And by the way, that top deal that I said was not working it into a sentence. Because people are calling. Sorry. It'll be between now and ten. Don't worry. Anyway, Weird Al. He just did a parody of Born This Way by Gaga. Take a look.
Because, baby, I've performed this way. It is. It's from Weird Al Yankovic. Pretty catchy. It is catchy. It's weird because I thought Lady Gaga was doing a parody of Madonna singing Express Yourself. And now Weird Al's doing a parody of her. Which is strangely doing a Madonna parody again. Right. Listen, we were talking about this off the air. I've never been a Weird Al guy. I can't get past the hair and the glasses. You know, I just haven't been able to. But, I don't know. I heard that one this morning. He's had some funny one. I'm fat. I'm fat. I just remember that it's very Dr. Demento. I wasn't a Dr. Demento guy either when I was growing up. There's some people that are and there's some people that aren't. You either are or you aren't. I wouldn't. When I was a kid.
Dr. Demento was probably one of the biggest things in the world. Have you ever heard of him, Woods? Heard of it, have no idea what it is. Was it a TV show? No, he was a radio guy. And his whole shtick was playing things like that. I'm thinking of Doctor Who. He was simulcast on so many radio stations. He'd send a record out. And if you missed playing an episode of it, man, people turned inside out. Those 10 people were hardcore. They were very, very vocal. They were very vocal Dr. Demento fans. Now listen to this. This is interesting to me. Jay and Woods are preparing differently for the show Wipeout. They're going to be on the Wipeout. Yeah. They're going to be on the TV show Wipeout. Yeah. And they were chosen. Out of thousands and thousands and thousands of people, they were chosen. Woods and Jay. Of course. You might say we are the chosen ones. Yes. Me and Jay. But they have chosen different ways to prepare. This is Jay's preparation yesterday. Oh, boy. He says, trying to train for wipeout. Yesterday I went on an hour and a half ride and then swam 10 laps in the pool. Oh my gosh. It wore me out. Vacation kicked my butt, but it's going to be back to work. Okay, so that's his preparation. Yep. Woods is virtually identical, but a little bit different. His brother and his sister-in-law Tessa came into town yesterday.
And he took them to lunch at Yogi's. And then after that, they all hung out, sat in the hot tub, just chilled a little bit. And then Woods grilled some big, huge ribeyes and may have had some strawberry cake. Happy birthday. Strawberry cake. Yeah. I mean, a little piece. A little piece. A little tiny. A sliver, if you will. Sliver. Sliver. Hey, listen. Whatever works, man. That's what the bottom line is. Whatever works. What do you mean works? Well, I guess that's a relative term. By works, I mean whatever gets you in the right mindset, man. I watched some Wipeout last night. Good. That's a start. That's a start. What I'm doing, I'm... Listen, I saw some of these contestants. I am... No way going to be the most out of shape. But are you going to win? Yeah, I want to win, pal. It's a cash prize. Yeah, I'm stoked. I'm getting the course down and stuff. You'll be fine. It'll be different by the time we get to it. They'll have changed it completely. Yeah, but I'm looking for little innuendos and little surprises that may happen along the way. You need to be able to quick swim and quick climbs. Jay is going to own Wipeout. Oh, yeah. I hope so. I don't think he will. Now, you have to have...
If your partner does not keep up, you're screwed, right? You're screwed. It's a two-way street. Two-way street. You have to have both. Yeah, basically one person goes and then they tally up the times and the next person goes. Question Woods. So the two times are put together. Question Woods. You guys, they told you to save a date, right? Yes. May 5th. Cinco de Mayo. Okay, so they want you to save that date. May 5th. Right. Now Woods, that still gives you. I wouldn't freak out. That still gives you exactly two weeks to prepare. How two weeks? His head just hit the microphone. And so I would not freak out yet. I probably just hit it hard the last week. Oh, my God. And be sore for the competition? No, I take some stuff. It helps. Yeah. Listen, starting today.
Baby steps. I literally mean you start taking the steps of a baby. You take baby steps. I'll hold your hands up over your head. You know, I was doing really good. And when people are in town and stuff, like I didn't have time. I couldn't go to the gym yesterday. We couldn't go Tuesday because we had to drive to Burbank. I'm like, damn it. I need to get a workout in though. I'm kind of losing my mind. Yeah. A month ago he said to me, he said, as soon as we know for sure, I'm going to quit smoking. Don't worry about it. You already said that on the air. You're going to bring it up every day? And so he's like, but as soon as we find out, I'm going to get in shape and get going. It's killing me. It's killing me. There's an echo in here. So then that day passed. Now we're two weeks out, and he's sitting in the hot tub eating strawberry cake. Jay wants the money. He's sitting in the hot tub. Great. You don't want the money? Yeah, I want the money, but strawberry cake. Here's the deal. Here's what I want from Jay. If you're going to be my teammate, you have to support me. You don't have to be a D, because if you're a D to me, I'm just going to shut down.
It's true. He doesn't feel like you're supporting him because what support he needs is for you to be in shape. Because you're covered in strawberry sauce. I had one tiny piece of strawberry cake in D-hole. Strawberry cake sounds really good. What did you do yesterday? Didn't you lay on the couch? No, I sat in the hot tub. The couch was supporting you. I was relaxing in the hot tub, soothing my aching muscles. He told me once we drove back from L.A., he's going, I'm going to go on a run. I'm going to run. I said, what'd you do the next day? I laid on the couch. Yeah, I asked him the same thing. I go, Jay, did you go on a run? He goes, nope. I had work to do. So did I. Well, hopefully, you better support me. Oh, I hope I kick his ass up and down that. Don't worry. Are you going to use that $25,000 for hair restoration? Yes, absolutely. I'll come out here and rough talk him and run him off. I'm a killer. Well, don't worry. Oh, boy. By the time it gets here, you'll be ready to go. Two weeks. I'll be ready. At the very least, if they do this on the air, on the show, it's going to be very entertaining. They'll be fantastic. Oh, yeah. You guys will win just because they won't want you off. I hope I mop the floor. I hope I mop the floor. Not with him. You want to do it together. I don't even care if I win. I hope I get through in like three minutes and he's like.
I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm like, keep hoping. Keep hoping. When I put my mind to something, it's done. I will dig in. 50,000? Why don't you put your mind to getting in shape? I have been, you jerk. $50,000 you guys get to split. Dude, I went to NutriShop. I'm on protein. I'm on pills. I'm ready to go. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you get nothing. Yeah. You lose. Good day, sir. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. You'll be fine. We have to be a unified front. Mm-hmm. Jay. It's a big front. Now, listen. You're a skater, a surfer. You don't know anything about playing team sports. You've got to be a team guy on this one. Okay? Go into the right attitude. I want to know where to go. I want to go. It's a good point. Basically, it's still individual. I want to go. Yes, but we're a team. Mm-hmm. All right. I'm just trying to inspire my team. We have to be a team. It's not inspirational. Teams work out together. You guys are going to do great. Let's go. Let's go. Yeah. You guys can go. Why don't you guys. Yes. See you on Monday. Why don't you guys. Monday. I have family in town. How about on Monday? You make a plan for Monday. And you guys go surf or something. No, no, no. Go on a run together. I don't run. But we can go to the gym. Maybe you go to the gym together. My brother and I are actually in the gym tomorrow after work. So you'd be happy to know we're doing legs. Do something cardio together. Yeah, I do. That's what you have to worry about. Yeah. How about that?
I'll put you on a bike. What do you think though, Jay? Can you get with Woods on Monday and you guys together, you guys can work out a little bit? Absolutely. You can come to my gym for free. I can do it today for an hour. Just an hour. Yeah, but he's got family. I got family. You need to do like obstacle courses. Yeah. Like jumping over things and dodging things. Now listen, even... Too late to... You'll be fine, dude. What? You're athletic. I know. That's the funny thing. You're in a semi-professional baseball league. You should be running through those tires on the ground. You know, stuff like that. You think the Chargers let me come work out at their facility, just run tires? You should just go to a playground. Like, do the monkey bars, do the tires. Yeah, you should. And get video and audio of that, please. That's right. This is going to suck. 570-1949. Let's play some Tom Tom Tunes. What's the prize, Jay? The prize is an all-day bike rental from Concept Specialty Board Shop in Encinitas. There you go. Call us right now if you want to play Tom Tom Tunes.
Idea behind TomTom Tunes is that the TomTom Girl, hi TomTom Girl, how are you? Hello Mikey. TomTom Girl is an actual TomTom device, an actual GPS TomTom device. That's right, Woods' TomTom device. Used to be Mikey. Well yeah, now he doesn't use you as much as he used to. He knows his way around town now. He does. Well, as you can see, she doesn't have the best inflection in the world. She's a robot. You know, like kind of a machine, a machine. And so what you what you do is you got to listen real closely to what she's saying. She's going to give you the lyrics to a song. And you just got to tell us in 20 seconds what that song is. Title or artist to win. This is M1 Andy from Vista. How are you, Andy? Good. You got 20 seconds here, buddy. You ready? Andy, we lost him. It sounded like you had a bad connection. M1 Sam will take over from San Diego. You there, Sam? I'm there. All right. You got 20 seconds starting now. You change your mind like a girl changes. Clothest. Yeah, you PMS. Like a beep, I would know. I don't even know what you're talking about. I was going to ask a question about the wipeout. Slap in the face, but what?
Should I continue, eh? Well, I'll have you continue for Alex, okay? Alex, are you there? Hey, now. Alex from San Diego. All right. Let's have you start again. 20 seconds, beginning now. You change your mind like a girl changes clothes. Yeah, you PMS. Like a beep, I would know. And you overthink. Always speak cryptically. I should know that you are no good for me. It's shoot. You are hot, then you are cold. You are yes, then you are no. It's Katy Perry. That's right, dude. You got it. Don't worry about her. Very well done. Very well done, Alex. Hang on the line, okay? Alex gets it. Big Katy Perry fan, Alex. Yes. Even the TomTom girl will get you. She's calling him out. She'll still cut you down to size. He's biting his lower lip and getting into it. Oh, yeah. The tongue part's kind of strange. This is, let's see, M1 Oceanside from Oceanside. You there? Yeah, I'm here. Okay, you got 20 seconds to try to figure out what this song is starting now.
She was more like a B.A. Year D. Queen from a movie. Skin. I said, I do not mind, but do you know, excuse me, but. It's okay, Tom Tom Girl. It's okay, Jay. Go ahead, go ahead. Who will dance on the floor in the round. She said, I am the one who will dance on the floor in the round. She told me her name was Billie Jean. She caused a skin and every head turned. M1 Oceanside. All I need is the name of the song or the person that sings it. That's Michael Jackson. You got that right. That is correct. Tom Tom, you got so flustered. I got very flustered. I was watching Woods dance. Yes, that's right. Got your little circuit boards over a little bit, didn't it? I got all mixed up. We still have M1, M1 Russell Muscle on the line to compete. And we have a new prize. What is it? It's the new Pearl Jam Deluxe Edition box set. Man, I want that. Here we go. Let's see. M1 Russell Muscle, are you there? Are you there, Russell Muscle? I don't know. Yeah. Hey, dude. That'd be great. Hey, guess what, dude? He's talking so much. Hey, Russell Muscle? No. He probably thinks, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you about to call us? Russell. Russell? Russell. Russell. I have to wait on the line right now, so... Russell, are you there?
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Right. Do you remember the scene? At the swimming pool. Yes. In the hot tub. In the barrel hot tub. Yep. And Burt Reynolds is smoking the cigar. And John Riley goes, I love you. You love me. Going down the sugar tree. We'll go down the sugar tree and play. Forever. Playing. Playing. And Dirk goes, did you write that, man? That's effing beautiful. Guys like to do this. I was saying this to my wife the other day. Girls just don't understand watching... Well, some... Excuse me. Some women that would get really offended by this and go, I do! Do all women talk like that? No. Yes, they do. They do. But I think that men love to watch movies over and over and over and over and over again and memorize the dialogue. Yes.
A lot of people will throw a movie quote when it seems appropriate, but I've never seen two people go back and forth with a script the way that you two do. You should see my bro and I all day yesterday. That's all we did. Tessa goes, here we go. We were sitting in lunch. Oh, we did. Gosh, man, we did Fletch for hours. We did Fletch. We did Beverly Hills Cop, Boogie Nights, always some Boogie Nights in there. American Psycho will usually do. We know. You know, we did American Psycho at lunch. We sat down and I looked at the menu and I go, oh, I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime jello. Oh, my gosh. And Brent goes, the charcoal arugula and mud soup's outrageous. You know who it's like the most fun for is the person that doesn't know what you guys mean. Oh, she was looking at us. I'm sure your sister-in-law was having a lot of fun at that lunch. She was like, oh, this is great. And we're just laughing, just doing our bit. It's like speaking another language. It is. In front of people. It is. Maybe just let people have a good time, huh? Yeah. Just let them have fun. Just be considerate of other people. Oh, wow. Of everyone in the group. Oh, boy. Fine. M1.
Lupe is on the line. Are you there, Lupe? Yeah. Guess what? Yes. You get to play Tom Tom tunes in a second. How does that make you feel? That's pretty cool. That's got to be the greatest feeling you've ever had in your life. Probably. Probably. Hang on the line, okay? All right. Probably. Sienna, what's going on in the news? A sad story. Yesterday, out of Libya, two Western photojournalists were killed, and several others were seriously injured. They were covering the battles between Gaddafi forces and anti-government rebels, and the two men that were killed, Tim Hetherington, who was actually nominated for an Oscar this year for Restrepo, which is a documentary. Restrepo. Restrepo, yeah. Now, check it out. That guy, Tim Hetherington, when we interviewed the director of Restrepo, because we talked about Restrepo, and we... had Sebastian Younger on the air. He wrote the book. The book has a different name. The book is called War. The movie's called Restrepo. And we talked to Sebastian Younger about making the movie, now an Academy Award winning movie. And I remember that in the film, there was one big firefight scene. Really bad firefight. And when I talked to...
Sebastian Younger, I really wanted to ask him about that experience. What was it like being a part of this thing? Because, I mean, it was heavy. And he said, you know what? That actually, I wasn't there for filming for that. That was my partner, Tim. He said, Tim actually was the one that filmed that scene. And I said, wow, really? I said, were there points where you really thought that you were going to be injured while you were there? And he said, well, we were injured. He said, Tim actually broke his leg. while he was marching up one of the hills there. And he said, and he actually almost became, he almost became a liability for the American soldiers that he was there with. And the reason he almost became a liability is because they were trying to, these soldiers were now trying to protect Tim instead of trying to protect themselves. And so Tim Hetherington, the guy had.
He was right on the front line, which is when this happened. He was in Libya. Misrata has become Libya's and possibly the world's most dangerous city. A violent fight for control between rebel fighters and Qaddafi loyalists have turned the streets into battlefields. It is exactly the kind of place that photojournalist Tim Hetherington and Chris Hondros have made a career out of capturing on camera. On Tuesday, Hetherington posted this on Twitter. In besieged Libyan city of Misrata. Indiscriminate shelling by Gaddafi's forces. No sign of NATO. The next day, he and Hondros, along with another group of photographers, went to the city's front line. We were coming backwards because we were scared of the fight. And just an RPG went where we were. A rocket-propelled grenade hit the group. Shrapnel from the explosion killed both British-born Hetherington and American Honduras. Two others were injured. Hetherington is best known for his work in Afghanistan. Along with Sebastian Junger, he directed the 2010 documentary Restrepo, an up-close look at a combat platoon locked in a daily battle with the Taliban. The film won the Sundance Jury Prize and was nominated for an Academy Award.
Its directors appeared on MSNBC's Morning Joe. How do you keep filming when you're getting shot at by 20 Taliban members? I don't know. As I said, I got the off switch on. I just kind of go for it. It's important to go to these places and bring back what we don't often see back here in the States. Hondros did the same, working in war zones from Kosovo to Iraq. I'll tell you, man, I told my brother about it yesterday. My brother's in town. And I have such an affinity for this kind of stuff because my brother and my dad, you know, they were in my dad was in the military. My brother's very interested in the military and very interested in war in general and the history of war. And so it's made me kind of like that. And I told my brother about it yesterday. He didn't know about Tim Hetherington. And I told him about it yesterday and his eyes filled up with tears because this guy, he had balls, man. This guy went to places that nobody besides these guys that are actually out there fighting. Now, I know that the actual men and women that are out there putting their lives on the line, they truly need to be recognized. But as journalists that are bringing it back to us, so do those guys. I mean, they do something that I simply don't have the rocks to do. They're the vessel for allowing us to appreciate the men and women that go out there. Sure. Sure. And so.
It just is a bummer. It was a bummer because we had direct contact with Sebastian Younger and talking to him about the whole thing. And so it was just kind of a bummer to hear. Sad story. What do we got? What's going on in sports? Sports is brought to us today by Frank's Red Hot. Frank's Red Hot. Andrew Bynum for the Lakers provided 17 points and 11 boards. They won a game against the Hornets. The series is now tied 1-1. Kobe Bryant talking about trying to shut down Chris Paul and getting the series back to even. Cut to. No. I wanted to make sure that the guys, you know, gain confidence and being aggressive. You know, it's not about the amount of shots you take, but it's about giving effort to both ends of the floor. I think it was very important for us to understand that as a group.
There we go. That's right, Kobe. And NFL mediation was adjourned yesterday. They've been mediating again for about four days. It's been adjourned until May 16th. So happy birthday. There's been very little progress reported between the two sides. And the lockout is now in its 41st day. Oh, wow. M1 Lupe from San Marcos. Are you there? Yes. All right. You've got 20 seconds to try to figure out what the Tom Tom girl is reading the lyrics to. Here we go. At home, drawing pictures of mountaintops with him on top. Lemon yellow sun. Arms raised in a V dead lays in pools of maroon below. Daddy did not give attention to the fact that mommy did not care. King Jeremy the Wicked ruled his world. There you go. You got 20 seconds of lyrics from a GPS device. What? What was it? I have no clue. If you don't know, maybe you shouldn't have that prize. Jeremy. It was Jeremy by Pearl Jam. And that's right. The prize was Pearl Jam. So it kind of makes sense. I knew it. Can I have it? No. We did not plan that. We did not. That's weird. I want you to know that an M1 is somebody that is absolutely crazy about the Mikey show in a way that outdoes everybody else around them.
In fact, if you go to our Facebook page, you can see a little bit of how much people are in to the Mikey Show. We got the ultimate M1 contest going on right now. And if you go to our Facebook page, you can see people actually taking pictures of themselves as members of the Mikey Show. You know, they will show themselves swimming 84 miles in the Pacific Ocean to the island of Catalina just to be like Jay. They will show themselves playing in an amateur baseball league. A semi-pro. A semi-pro. A pay-to-play. Get it right. Baseball league like Woods just to be like Woods. They will show themselves riding on the back of a burrow just to be like me. They will show themselves on stage giving a stand-up comedy performance just to be like L.O.B. or they will have... They will have diamonds pouring out of their purse just to be like Sienna. Correct. An M1 gets a freebie every once in a while. A teacher or something? Like a sticker. A freebie. Something tells me it's not what you meant. Some sort of freebie. That's creepy Uncle Jay. So an M1 is somebody that is really, really into the Mikey show.
And, by the way, you want to see that new Mikey Show sticker that's going to go out May 14th, Saturday, May 14th, at Qualcomm Stadium. Go to MikeyShow.com or go to our Facebook page and you can see it. Facebook.com slash MikeyShow. Picture the motorcycle is there that's going to be up for grabs that we're going to be giving away from San Diego Harley-Davidson. And we're going to... A pigeon? We're going to have a pigeon there. Yeah, we're going to be a pigeon. We're going to have a pigeon cooing. Pigeon and an elephant, I think. Yeah. So both will be there. It's a jungle scene. It'll be like an activity, pretty much. A virtual menagerie. Yes, a kookaburra. Kookaburra will be there. Kookaburra will be great. So stupid. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, yesterday... Sienna got hypnotized. I'm still not totally sold on it. But I'll tell you guys what happened. Aren't you? I'm not sold on it really. You are. Remove your clothes. Get on it. She got hypnotized to do. Slowly. I'm kidding. I hate Josh and your girl.
Watch my pendulum. Well, I have been suffering from postnatal insomnia for like months. And so I have a hard time going to sleep. And so I've been to numerous doctors, acupuncture, everything. And so finally I was like, that's it. Someone told me I should get hypnotized. And so I was like, I'm all in. I got this woman's number, called her, went and saw her yesterday. And she's like a therapist. So she talks to me first, finds out what's going on in my head. You've done everything else. I've done a million things, yeah. Talk to her. I've never been to a therapist or anything before. So it was weird. I like started crying during some of the, like she would bring stuff up and I was just, I didn't know why I would start crying. Yeah. Uh, I'm just like a big worrier. I think, especially since Sage has been born, I'm like just worried about everything all the time. Um, and so then she's like, okay, well now that I know you a little bit better, I'm going, we're going to go through and put you in a trance. And I was like, No, like when you say trance, you know, because I was real skeptical about this. I was like, really? You're going to like, you know, I'm going to be like crowing or like, what are you like? Are you going to get me to do weird things? And she's like, no, no, no. I'm just going to talk to you and you're going to be quiet and just listen. So I was like, OK. And so she did the countdown and everything and was just talking and she was talking right in my ear. Are you serious? Like right in my ear. Yeah. And she's like, I'm going to even touch you through it. So don't worry. She's like there was some I was just sitting on a leather chair.
And my feet were down and my hands were just rested on my thighs. Go on. Stay. Stop it. Shanna, for real? Yeah. I didn't know that's the way it worked. Yeah. She put me in a trance. And so she was like, okay, you know, envision yourself on a beach. You're on a beach. And I remember hearing everything she was saying. And I was like, this isn't working. This isn't working. Like, I know what you're saying right now. And I'm really weirded out that you're talking in my ear. Like, I was thinking that. And then there was one point. With your hand cupping my boob. She'd cupped my boob. But she was, like, pushing on my shoulders down and stuff. And while I was thinking this. this isn't working i remember my body being like oh i felt so heavy and i felt like i was sinking into the chair like really deep and my hands and feet were like tingling i was like
what's this? What's going on here? Yeah. You know, but this isn't working. No, no, this isn't working. So I'm like trying to imagine myself like seeing the waves of like alone on a beach, you know, seeing the waves and the colors that she was describing all of this. And then at one point she did the countdown, not to snap me out of it, but just to do another countdown to like go into a deeper phase. And she counted from five to one. And I'm not kidding. She was like, And stayed like that and then did four or three. And I was like, not smiling or anything. And you know me. She's in my ear. I would have been like... I'm surprised you didn't laugh hysterically. I didn't laugh. She's in a trance. I didn't even smile. I just know that I thought, why are you saying it like this? But I was like, couldn't react. And so then she eventually snapped me out of it. And she said... so how do you feel and I was like oh I feel like heavy and she's like yep yep you you did really well for your first time and I was like I did she said yeah how long and I said yeah but I was very aware of everything you were saying like I felt you know like you were saying be on a beach but I could still remember like things that are going on in real life I wasn't totally in this trance and she said you were she said well how long do you think I was doing that for and I said 10 minutes like I thought at the most 10 minutes she said over 30 minutes I was doing it
30 minutes. Yeah. She thought she was out for 10. Yeah. Like, I'm not kidding. When she said over 30 minutes, I was like, no way. No way. That's weird. No. I wonder what she was saying in between. I know. And she said, that's what I need to try to figure out is what, where I went during the rest of the time. She's got a finger in your nose. Yeah. Taking you to a deeper place. No, but I honestly, I feel like I remember everything. That's what's weird. When I did it, it was the same thing. I was like just so... I mean, I'm pretty heavy anyway, but I was like, oh my God. I'm so comfortable. I felt weird. We are putting you into a deal. I want you to listen carefully to everything I say. You do it like cookies. You don't. Don't hug. Wouldn't you be bored if you were the hypnotist? Like, at least the person being hypnotized gets to, like, go wander off somewhere. Oh, yeah. Sitting there for 30 minutes, I'd be like, all right, what's this bra going to wake up? She was in my ear, like, talking like this. Powerful. And then she'd be, like, over me pushing on my shoulders. Really? And then she, I remember her, like, going to her desk and still talking. Wow. And then there was, like, silent moments where, like, she was, like, just...
focus on, she's like watching funny videos on YouTube. She's bringing friends in. Look at this, bro. You're good. Harold, I'm telling you, I won't be home until she's hanging on. You're good. You are going deeper. Deeper. I'm always very aware of like what I'm looking like too. And I remember being like, I'm sitting in this chair like my mouth open. Like I must look like a total idiot, but like. I don't want to close my mouth. Charlie bit my finger. Charlie bit me. Don't mind that sound you hear. Don't worry about the Charlie bit me. Don't mind that you're deeper. Hey, Woods told us about the Jalen Rose thing. You guys remember the Jalen Rose, the basketball player from Michigan. Star player from Michigan. Now on ESPN. Well, what's it told you about how you'd been arrested, all that deal? We have the 911 call from the drunk driving accident. At one point in this thing, he's trying to get out of the car and his jacket gets stuck on the door. Oh, boy. I want to play that for you. You get a freebie. Yes. Get some. Send me your booby pick. Take your top off. Bring Jasper lunch. I need $100 from HR.
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For up-to-the-minute surf reports, forecasts, go to surfline.com. And for surfboard restoration and repair, need to go see Joe Roper. The surf report can only be heard three times daily right here on FM 94.9. This has been the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. Just one day, if I could be Tom Brady. Lauren. I like it. Why not? You like the armpit? Yeah, it's family. Woods. I love the breasts. Zienna. Spirit Puppets is a classic. And Jay. Yeah, I shaved my legs one time. On FM 94.9. Very interesting stuff from Sammy Hagar's book about his interaction with David Lee Roth when they toured together. Dave's a strange guy. Oh, yeah. Very strange guy. You almost have to work at it to not get along with Sammy Hagar. You got to kind of work at it. Yeah, you got to be a real D. Well, Sammy's a pretty nice guy. Laid back. Laid back or laid back. Except fun. Yeah. Hard time business guy, though, I found out. I mean, he's pretty shrewd. Dude had his hands and fingers in a lot of pies, dude. Yes. Lucky. He built his own travel agency when he was touring so that he, in a sense, didn't have to pay for travel. He's like, why should I pay? Because he was paying a lot. Yeah. When he was...
I mean, before he even made it big. Yeah. He's from Fontana, which is about an hour and a half from here. He's from Fontana, a little town. And he decided that, well, actually, he'd just gotten his first record deal with Montrose. Had a little bit of money. They gave him a little bit of money when he joined Montrose. So he took the money and he was like, I think I'm going to buy some apartment buildings in Fontana. So he buys some apartment buildings in Fontana. Well, the city came in and they said. We can't let you build these things because there's not enough fire code. If there's a fire here, there's just not enough water to be able to get this place put out. We can't do it. So he talked to his brother, and together they were able to learn enough about it that they put together a sprinkler company that became the second largest sprinkler company in the United States for putting out fires. It's unbelievable. Sammy Hagar. Yeah. When he was seven, he had a lemonade stand that would have blown your hair back. Okay? Yeah. You guys already know about the tequila company. Oh, yeah. Cabo Wabo. Cabo Wabo Tequila. He got into bicycles. Really? And he started creating bikes. He made his own bike. And that became...
a bike store called Sausalito Cyclery, which became the second largest dealership of bikes in the United States. He's always thinking one step ahead, which is just so, a lot of us just see what's right in front of us. He sees, you know. And he said in the book, he said, if I wanted to. I could be a billionaire from a lot of different ideas. He said, but I just don't want to do it. Because he don't want to put all his effort into one thing, man. He likes to be diversified. That's rad. His thing right now is he said he just likes to make music and he knows he's not going to make any money from the music. Yeah. He just likes doing it. Yeah. Because he says, I know I'm not going to make money. That's nice. Yeah. So cool. Jalen Rose. Oh, by the way, Lyrical Chair is coming up at 8 o'clock with the Executioner. Oh, I guess. Your chance to win with lyrical cheers and the executioner. Jalen Rose, who, as you know, was arrested. Drunk driving. Yes. And we have the 911 call. Yeah, the car jumped the guardrail on his side. The thing is, I think there might be something going on in the car because... Okay, are there people in it? They're in there and they're telling us, we're fine, we're just... What kind of car is it? You don't have to call the police. It's Escalade White.
I think, you know, something's going on. They're either OWI or... OWI? Outside while intoxicated? I don't know. Operating with... Operating while intoxicated. Operating while intoxicated. No, OWI. It stands for oblivious, white, integral. Oblivious, white, integral. It's abusive. It's abusive. Thank you, guys. Something's going on. I just stepped away. All right, so they're not hurt, though. Well, they said they're okay. They don't want the police. Well, I'm thinking they're drunk. They came around the curve. It appears they were probably coming around the curve westbound and lost it, went over the rail. You know, in general, when somebody has flipped on the side.
I don't want any help in telling us, no, you don't have to. Yeah, everything's fine here. We're good. Nothing to see here. We're good. You can go. Just don't. Yeah, we're good. We'll figure it out. Just hang him out. Yeah, we're hanging out, and the car just, these cars these days, huh? Testing shots. See you later. We're good. We're good. I thought it was weird that an NBA player had an Escalade. We're fine. Very weird. Right. I know. Yeah. It's kind of getting a little deeper. What the heck? What the heck? What's going on? I don't know. We're coming back from a wedding. If you're wondering why I have kids laughing. No, no, no. Here they are. Okay, the police are with you? He's rolling up. Oh my gosh. Yeah, it turns out to be ESPN's Jalen Rose. Yes. Also star at Michigan. Here's audio from inside the police car after he was arrested. So what are we doing right now? We're going to go to the police station right now. To do what? You're under arrest. For what, sir? For drunk driving. But I haven't been drinking. Oh, okay. But...
You have a bottle of Jack Daniels in your hand. Doesn't mean I was drinking it. But your Escalade is on its side. I hit a squirrel. Where are your pants? My pants? You're not wearing pants. They're in the back seat. What I do is... I'm a basketball player, by the way. I like to keep them in the back so they don't get wrinkled. Okay. Got it. Old trick. Can you put the Jack Daniels down? Sure. The bottle. Thank you very much. You haven't been drinking? No. Okay. But I don't think what you're saying is accurate because I haven't been drinking. Okay. Sir, were you at a Jimmy Buffett concert? Uh, yeah. Okay, because you do know that you have a stuffed parrot on your head. I have a parrot head. You're a parrot head? Yeah, huge parrot head. Okay. You also have on oversized Elton John sunglasses. So? Is this what you normally dress like? Yeah, it's my look. Okay, but you're not wearing pants. Okay, so let me get this straight. You're not wearing pants. Yeah, I want to get them wrinkled. Your Escalade's on its side. Yep, had a squirrel. You're wearing a parrot head. Big Buffett fan. And you have on oversized sunglasses. Love Elton John. Got it. All right, you're free to go. Thank you, I'll see you. All right. Tune in to the NBA playoffs on TNT. There you go. Jalen Rose, everybody. Oh, man, what a mess. Since when do they start recording?
in the cop car they do now they keep those cameras on the dashboard and then they perform the sobriety test close by so it picks it up that seems crazy that we're hearing that audio yeah I think they use it in court yeah and they can say like they can confess to stuff you know yeah it's smart anything you say can and will be used against you in the court Or on the Mikey show. It's a good thing that they added that to that Miranda rights thing. Because imagine if it had been anything you say can and won't be used against you. But won't. But won't. That would have changed everything. Everything you say can be made into a joke. But will not be used against you. There you go. That would not have worked out as good. It wouldn't have held up very well in the court of law. They'd just be sitting in court making jokes all day. It'd be like, it's funny, but I can't use it. Dang it. It's hysterical, but what are we going to do? Call it a day. Everything you say can and will be translated into Greek. Undamos un kumpalas. Irievas korivas.
Great. We can't use it. We can translate what the dude said. We can't use it in court. Not admissible. But we've got that going for us. Do you want to just go to Greece and speak a little bit? Everything you say can and will be printed on a t-shirt. I'm really drunk. Great. It's a great t-shirt. What do you think that t-shirt came from, by the way? That's where it came from. The original Miranda rights. Anything you say can and will be made into abuseism. Yeah, that's right. That's why I came up with Coke. That stands for Charlie Excedrin. That's right. Charlie overrode kangaroos Excedrin. Completely. Busyism. Busyism. Busy. Busy. Busy. Busy. Busy. Busyism. Busy. A couple of them. Take the word for jiggly. Apple's mama. Video. That's a better for you. It's a talking video. It says what it is in it. You watch it and there's noise. Talking video. It's not frequency modulation. Freaking Mikey. Freaking Mikey. Listen to Freaking Mikey on 94.9. It's Freaking Mikey 94.9. Freaking Mikey. It's Freaking Mikey 94.9. Also it could be called a Fat Mama. Fat Mama.
Yeah, Fat Mama. Same way. Freaking Maggie, Fat Mama. That's him. See him like that. Fat Mama's 949 pounds. Talk about woods. Oh. Ouch. Ouch. Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Jay's the old man who does acting. No, it's your turn. Come on in here, Sir Lawrence. I'm going to spit with you because he's going to get ready. Oh, yeah. An actor with ability. Oh, wow. Look, he's dancing. He blinded me with acting. But he failed to pronounce clearly. That's true. Today, Jay is going to... Now, a lot of people are probably wondering, why Jay? Why acting? Yeah, we all are. Well, I'll tell you, Jay. The reason is because occasionally you have a hard time pronouncing certain words. Don't believe you. Well, it's a true fact.
I'll even give you an example. Take a listen to this. Whatever you think you know about this man is irreverent. Is it what? Whatever you think you know about this man is irreverent. Irreverent? Irreverent. Irreverent? No, the word is actually irreverent, but when Jay said it. Whatever you think you know about this man is irreverent. Okay, now, what we do is we take a scene from a movie and we have Jay act it out. Now, Jay has told us in all seriousness. Oh, yeah. You guys don't get it. I can act. In fact, I have acted. And I'm a good actor. And I'm a good actor. Acclaimed. That's right. All right, now, today's scene is going to be from the movie Braveheart. Don't read yet. He's gulping. All right, so we're in a casting office right now. Yes. And we need somebody to play the part of Bill Wallace. That's right. Now, Jay's trying out for William Wallace, but...
Jay's trying to sleep his way into the role. He's trying to sleep with the producer. Casting couch. Seduce the producer. So, Woodsy, who's reading what? Jay is going to be William Wallace, and Jay is going to attempt his best Scottish accent while he reads. Now, I'll be playing the part of one of the guys that's just there. You're the Scottish veteran. Okay, and are you going to be in this, Woodsy? I am the soldier. Got it. And L.O.B. will narrate. Yes, I will. Very foxy, narrating voice. Let's begin. Wallace reins his horse around to face the mob of sullen men, now frightened, ready to desert. We play this picture, Wallace sitting his horse, looking down in awe at this thing that has grown beyond anyone's imagination. He glances at his friends, Campbell, Amish, Stephen. They've got no suggestions. They're just as awed as he is. We didn't come here to fight for them! Home, the English are too many. Wallace raises his hand and the army falls silent. Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace. William Wallace is seven feet tall. Yes, I have heard. He kills men by the hundreds. And if he were here, he would consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.
Many laughs all get the point. I am William Wallace, and my enemies do not go away. I saw blood of good noblemen. I am William Wallace, and my enemies do not go away. I saw our good nobles hanged. My wife. Well, something like that. I am William Wallace, and I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. Or tyranny. Tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. We will... What? What will you do with freedom? Will you fight? 2,000 against 10? We will run. We'll run and we'll live. Yes, fight and you may die. Run and you will live for a while. At least a while. And dying in your bed many years from now. Would you be willing to trade all the days from this for that? For one chance to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that you will take their lives, but they will never take your freedom. Can we do that last line again, please? One more time read on that one. All right.
Where do you want me to take it up from? Take it from the top. Pick it from the top. Just take it from the top. Yes, fight and you may die. Run and you will live at least a while. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this to that for one chance to come back here as young men and tell our enemies they will take their lives, but they will never take our freedom. Thank you, Mr. Espel. Thank you. Thanks, Mr. Zell. Hey, we'll call you. Don't call us. We'll call you. Through his script. Through his script. I'm just going to need that one part isolated where he said, whoa, something like that. Whoa, something like that. He's the greatest. No demand. He's a headache. He had a problem with the word day. He had a problem with the word day because in the script it says, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that? And both times through, he omitted the word day. He had a problem with the word hour as well. He wanted to say your lives, their lives. I love it. Those little marks that you see after some words, it's punctuation. So if you see one of those little commas, Jaybird, you just take a pause. And I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. I love it. The worst part of that was L.O.B. going.
That's the part that just sticks the knife in. So deep. He was doing really well. His accent was not that bad. I think he does better at doing a little spoof. He felt like he didn't have to be so serious. That was great. How are we on time, my good friend? We have one minute. In one minute, I can give you this. This was from last night's American Idol. The only guy I care about is this guy named Casey Abrams. Somebody sang Muse last night. Muse! Did you watch it, Sienna? It's on my DVR. It's on mine, too. Somebody also sang Adele. I walked out to get a drink of water and the girl was hit and rolling in the deep. Long Girl, Lauren Alaina. It's a great song. I want to hear it. If it was her, Lauren Alaina, I think is the best one. She can nail Adele. Can we come back? Lyrical Chairs and the Executioner. Oh, my God.
So call now, 570-1949. You're going to either pick me or Sienna or Woods or J or L-O-B. You have to pick from any of us, but we must all be chosen. Okay. When she says she loves me. I think that people are going to like this. It's a good time, you know what I mean? Call 570-1949 or text 949mikey at gmail.com. More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. San Diego Radio has never mobilized this type of takeover. The prizes are huge. On Saturday, May 14th, the Mikey Show and M1's takeover Qualcomm Stadium from 10 a.m. Ration Street Impact. And did we mention a brand new $24,000 FXDB Harley from San Diego Harley-Davidson?
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Thick. I don't like thick bags. Lauren. My handbag is made out of recycled kimonos, okay? Woods. I smoke a pack a day. You're going to live longer, pal. Zienna. Look how fair my skin is. I got freckles. Get out of here. And Jay. Yeah, back rubs are kind of a specialty of mine. On FM 94.9. If you end the game, then it strokes the word. All right, let's do this. Sienna, what's going on in the news? Well, officials from the California Office of Traffic Safety released the findings from the nation's first ever statewide cell phone texting observational study. So they did a study basically asking all Americans about how much they talk on their cell phone. Here in California, 9.9% of California drivers talk on their phone while driving. That's representing hundreds of thousands of drivers, though. And 9.9% is more than...
The country's average is 9%, so we're above the average just here in California. Everybody's a bunch of liars. I think so, too. I think so, too. I think they're way more than that. Also, you remember Rebecca Black. Yeah, of course. The song Friday. Well, you know, this song was like a huge hit on the internet. Well, apparently not everyone loved it. It was called the worst song of history. And she actually got death threats because of it, apparently. Yeah, someone called her management company. There was also an email to her production company. And the essence of the threats were just saying, if you don't get this. crap off the online, you know, take it down. I'm going to kill you. Just crazy people. Yeah, well, it says that she's from Anaheim Hills and so the Anaheim police are involved and they said they're taking it very seriously. Yeah, they don't mess around. Yeah. Woodsy, what's going on in sports? Really nervous for this challenge coming up, but let's get to some sports. Do you know the name Ryan Mallett? Ryan Mallett was the quarterback for Arkansas. Has first round potential. Has top five potential.
Drugs, alcohol, always kind of getting in trouble. So he has a meeting with the Carolina Panthers, who have the number one pick. They want to interview all the top quarterbacks. Yeah, he went out the night before and didn't make his meetings with the Panthers. Are you kidding? Made one. Made one meeting. He goes, I'm too sick. I'm going home. It's been reported all over Charlotte and the Charlotte Observer that the guy was out blowing it out the night before. And this is, they're already saying. Because of some off-the-field issues, the guy's gone from a first-round pick to a second-round pick. They're like third, fourth now. Maybe. Come on, pal. Dude. Use your head. That's indicative of somebody that just doesn't want it. They don't want it. You don't want it. You don't want it. You can't button it up for one night. One night. Watch a movie, man. Watch Country Strong in your hotel room like I would have done. I was late for a meeting one time. for an interview when I was 17 years old for a radio job. The guy gave me a $20 bill and said, sorry, pal, you're five minutes late. Ever since then. I mean, from that day on, I was like, I will not be late. I mean, if I have an interview somewhere, I just can't. I can't be late. No way. And Padres fans will rejoice in the bad goings on of the Los Angeles Dodgers. Major League Baseball has now taken over day-to-day operations of the Dodgers because of the
gnarly divorce between the McCourt family who owns the Dodgers. And Bud Selig says he has deep concerns regarding the finances of the Dodgers. So Pods fans, probably pretty happy about that. Sienna's hubby, Todd, probably not so much. Yeah, they're not in a good way financially right now. All right, 570-1949 is our number. And we're going to play a little game that we call Lyrical Chairs. Do we have to? It was your idea. This game scares me. The way that Lyrical Chairs works is we are going to be presented with a word. We don't know what the word is. What's the word, Chris? Chris is going to tell us what the word is. Don't tell us. Don't tell us. Don't tell us. Wait. He doesn't have headphones in. Tell him to come in here. You cheater. I got it. Don't tell us. I had him in the other room. Don't tell us what the word is yet. You didn't tell Jay, right? No. Okay. I'm a liar. Son of a bitch, you better tell him. I won't fire you. I won't fire you. I swear. Tattoo with that word. Now, here's how it works. Chris is going to give us the word. And whatever it is, we got to work it in to a song, a real song that's out there. So if the word is love, we got to sing a song that has love in the lyrics. Yep. All right? Yep. Who's starting? Hang on. Who's starting?
Hang on. The way that you're eliminated is you can't come up with a song. Once you can't come up with a song, you're eliminated. Look at Jay's doing his nervous t-shirt thing. What's the word? Who's starting? Whoever wins today, the last person standing, is going to be the executioner because it's Easter this Sunday. I think it's Woods or Lauren's turn. Jay, have you ever started? Jay started. Yeah, he started. I don't think you ever started. I'll start. I'll start. I'll start. I'll start. I'll start. So we go here, here, here, here, here, here, here. Woods, Lauren, Mike, Sienna, Jay. Bam. Woods, Lauren, Mike, Sienna, Jay. Now, the eggs, if we, the person that wins does not have to be egg-secuted. They get to be the egg-secutioner. We have eggs. One of them is hollow. Exactly. The rest of them have yolk in them. I'm excited. And egg white. And we get it over our heads. Are you guys ready? Happy Easter, everybody. What's the word? Wait, wait, wait. Alright, you guys ready? What's the word? The word actually is love. All you need is love. My love, there's only you in my life. Love me tenderly. Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding. Love, love me do.
Heard it in a love song. Love. Love. Lover. Do you love me? Do you love me? Love. Exciting and new. That's good. Lover, don't turn your head. Lemon hats. Lemon hats. I love you. It's a love story, baby. Just say yes. Oh, boy. Jay! He's texting. What are you doing? He's out. He's not texting. He's out. We're going to see it. Lover, you should have come over. Wait, you said lover. Yeah, I know. It's not love. I said lover in the last one. You did? You're out. You're out. I'm not out. You're out. It's love. That's not the word. Love. You guys are effing. It's love. It's a derivation of it. It's love. Oh, you mother. I call BS. L-O-B. Go ahead.
I'm out. You're out. Stop your name alone. You got me looking so crazy in love, boy. Got me looking so crazy in love. I just called. Oh, gosh. Don't believe Cal. She said one love. Oh, that's too late. She said one love. A crazy love. She gave me love. Yep. Can't Bobby love. Hasn't it ever been done? No. No, no, no, you're right. You're right, you're good. Go into the chapel of love. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Holy cow. Holy cow. Dude, these broads were killing it. Holy. Yeah, girls ever know about love? Yeah, no kidding. A couple of words were questionable. Yeah, I said lover. I thought that was okay. It's love. It's a derivation of love, though. Great. It's not the word love. We didn't say all my loving. You could have. No, it's not love. They would have taken it on Jeopardy. Oh, my gosh. Oh, gosh. I'll take the egg. That's fine. Feast on it. You might not get it. Yeah, I might not get it. I might get the holo. Great. Great idea. I hate this. You guys don't have long hair. Yeah. Good point. I do.
You ever just get so close in a game and then you have an egg all over yourself? Do we take our headphones off? Yeah, we have to. Lauren gets to execution us. We all got to take our headphones off. What are you doing? Oh my gosh, Woods is stripping down. Woods, you've lost weight. Lauren, don't do me. What do I do? Take off your headphones, Sienna. You got to take your headphones off. The eggs are on the couch. Oh, my gosh. Everybody else stand back. You can't look at him. All right, so who's first? Who's first? Jay's first. Yeah, I'm first. Ow! I do. You just squeeze it above my head. No, smash it. I'm not tall enough. Smash it. Smash it. On his head? On his head. Oh, gosh. Maybe it's not it, Jay. Maybe it's not it. Maybe it's hollow. Smash it! Oh, my gosh. That was an egg. That wasn't hollow. That was an egg. That was an egg. He's got disgusting. He's the worst executioner. You're a cruel executioner. I apologize. Could you hear that crack? I heard it. I want a microphone right there. Oh, yeah. I want to go. Ew. It's on my hand. I don't want to do this. Does this look good? Oh, my gosh. Your hair is going to be so stiff and solid. These are my good shoes, too. If you get that hollow egg, kick you in the rocks. Yeah, yeah, hang on.
No, no, you'll be fine. These are my good shoes. Take them off. Oh, I hate you. Oh, boy. There we go. Please be hollow. Bend down. Bend down a little bit. Okay, ready? Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Is that mic on? The mic is on. Okay. Darn it, Jay. Oh, my gosh. That's disgusting. Oh, dude. That's disgusting. I rub it on his face. Sienna? Sienna. I don't want to. Please get her. You gotta go. I'm going last. Oh, my gosh. Please get it. Please get it. Please get it. Please get it. Please get it. Please get it. Please get it. Please get it. I'm sorry! Wow. You should bring out the big guns. I took off my sweatshirt, you jerk. Hey, don't slap hers. Do it over her head. I feel bad for her to get hit in the head. I'm taking my Uggs off. You're abroad. Oh, gosh. Damn it! Sienna? Slap her. Oh, no. Get it. This is going to be good. No! How dare you! How dare you!
She got the hollow egg. They're in cahoots. I wonder what Mikey gets. Really? Thank you. Executioner. I hate you. Mikey should have been the Mexicutioner. Hey, Mikey, you don't have to bend down for Lauren to break it over you. Shut up. You'll be just fine. The Mexicutioner. Oh, gosh. I feel like this is wrong. Let me take off my little Mexican shoes. Los zapatos. I wanted that hollow egg so bad. You almost went. I did a good job squeezing that. Wow. Nuts. Okay. Oh, gross. No! Get some. Get some. Get it good. Oh, yeah. He's shivering like a little baby. It's so bad. Does it hurt? No, it doesn't hurt. Oh, my God. Oh, that is so gross. Oh, that's so gross. You can't execute people and apologize. You got to take pleasure in it. Oh, my gosh. It's hard to want your headphones on. I take pleasure in yours. I know. Oh, my gosh. Say this. Oh, my hair. That's filthy. That is the filthiest filter behind my ear. Oh, this is the...
Jake, my hair is old. Oh, my gosh. My heart feels great right now. I have egg behind my ear. You got egg on your face. Oh, gross. Wow, your guys' hair looks great. Oh, my gosh. I would rather do that thing that Woods does where he lets a dog drink milk from his mouth. Ew. Water. Milk is gross. Did it hurt when I smashed it? I know. You know what hurt? My dignity flying out of the room. I thought you were going to say something else. I was like, whoa. Did you really? For a second, I was like, what? Look at Woods and Jay. They have hair. I don't. I shaved my hair. It's supposed to be really good for your hair, as a matter of fact. Well, maybe it is. I'm soaking in it. Egg whites are good, like a face mask. I know that. Wow. That was fun. What, you've lost weight? You have, yeah. You know that? Yeah, you're not as... Chubby. Yeah, you're not as chubby as you used to be. Maybe I get on some of those pills. It's real easy for guys to lose weight. You guys just stop drinking beer a day. No, BS. Soda. Kids have been in the gym. I've been putting in work. Strawberry cake. I have one little piece. I'm allowed one cheat day, so maybe that's my cheat day. In and out the day before. What are you going to do today? Today? Cheat. No. It's killing me. It's killing me. I'm going to walk the zoo. That's good.
Are you sure you're not going to take one of those little portable carry persons around, you know? Like the bus tour? We'll probably do a bus tour, but you got to walk from your car to the frigging entrance. That's a long way. That is true. I'll be doing some walking. I think it's like at least 75 meters. Yeah, man. Easy. What's with the meters? Meters? Is this 75 meters? Kilometers. Sorry, I was the track runner. Yes, how many kilometers is it? 570-1949. M1 Paco from San Diego, are you there? Yes, sir. You chose Lauren and you chose correctly. Oh, I forgot. You chose people. Winner. Winner, winner. Congratulations and hang on. Chicken dinner, literally. I've gotten so lucky. I've gotten so lucky when we've played the dead arm challenge. Yeah. Which is where we have to take a punch in the arm. I've gotten so lucky and I was like, is today the day the luck runs out? Is today the day the luck runs out? And she was about to... With that egg over Sienna's head, I'm like, it's going to be yolk. It's going to be yolk. It's going to be yolk. And it was empty. I tried to get you to go there, too. And you're like, oh, no, I want to go last. I almost went when you went, Sienna. I paused. I'm not sorry. I'm so happy. You're bald. I have a full head of hair I had to deal with. I wouldn't have felt right doing it on Sienna's head. It would have felt so bad, but it would have felt so good. Oh, it would have felt so good. Oh, wow.
Thanks, guys. It would have been so wrong, but so right. But so right, yeah. Ooh, I have egg hands. Use the hand sanitizer. I did. Still eggy. There's a TV show on the Travel Channel called The Wild Within, and they're doing this thing where they're asking people if an animal was recently killed, but otherwise healthy, did you know that the meat is actually much fresher? than what you might find in a grocery store. And so the question becomes, is it okay to eat roadkill? Like on the freeway? Yes, Sienna. Ew. Ew. And on this show, there are people. Nope. That do it. What's the big deal? Yeah, what's the big deal? If you find venison, the old saying goes, when in venison, eat it up.
Why not? Waste not. Especially if it hits your car and kind of tears it up. You've got to get your money back from somewhere. That's right. Oh, my God. You know it's fresh. Jeffrey eats venison salad. That's right. No big deal. He eats Chevy venison salad. Raccoon? Yeah, I mean, it's fresh. Our hors d'oeuvres. I ain't disgusting. I ain't going to eat old. I ain't going to eat a six-week, five-week, yes. Six-week-old raccoon. Ew, it's grossing me out so much. Disgusting. Y'all ever had possum? Jay doesn't eat red meat, though. He'd eat a chicken. I'll eat possum. If you boil it in beer. Raccoon? Squirrel? We go squirrel hunting as kids. Put some Lowry's on it. Does anyone eat skunk? No. I've seen Bear Grylls eat skunk. No, you have not. He had to sleep in a... He caught it in Mexico. And he had to wrap himself in a jacket to approach the skunk because he trapped it. He had to wrap himself in a jacket. And even after it sprayed him and he took the jacket off, it was still the most powerful and potent smell there was. But he ate it. They say if your dog gets sprayed with it to wash him in like tomato paste. Yeah. I wonder if you just lather some tomato paste on the skunk if it just neutralizes the taste. I tried it. We tried it with, yeah, it just made our white dog red or like a light pink. Yeah. Well, they say eating roadkill in the winter may be safer because it's essentially refrigerated. Oh, okay. Oh, wow.
With gasoline in it? No, with gasoline in it. There's gasoline or oil all over the road. What? It comes in a fur coating. Yeah. You're not going to eat the fur. Skin it. You slip that fur right off there. You just take the zipper and zip it down. Where do you think our food comes from? Then you gut it. You gut it and you drain it. Then you fillet it. doing the meat production, don't have gas-powered machinery and oil. Yeah, but you run it over with a rubber tire and then it sits on the asphalt. That's your biggest concern is that it may taste like rubber or gas. Maybe I don't hit it with my tires. Not that it's a squirrel. Maybe I just catch it with the doors I'm going by. This squirrel, I can't eat. It tastes a lot like rubber. Babe, where did you get this squirrel? I'm saying even if it were like a chicken that got hit. It tastes like freaking rubber. It tastes like Goodyear. I had a friend whose grandma would come back. Every time she came back from a car trip, she would have food, like something she'd hit in the car. Welcome to Texas, pal. Yeah, a bird would bounce off her window. She'd pull over, pick it up. That's filthy. It's filthy. My brother used to eat squirrel. Oh, my God. You go hunting. Why? In Georgia. Y'all like crow? No, it ain't bad. The one just hit my window. Listen, you dredge it in enough egg.
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Right now, family used to eat roadkill. We're going to talk to him in just a second. Tonight's 8 o'clock album, by the way, is The National. Hear it. The album's called Boxing. If you've never tried roadkill, then you cannot say anything about it. Can't you? It's just meat. You throw a little tapatio on, it's not that bad. Bloody and asphalt all over it. Squish. Cut that part off. Just cut that part off. You're good. Oh, okay. This is M1 Mike from El Cajon. How did you cook food? What's going on, Mikey? Not too much, dude. When I was a lot younger, me and my boys used to go camping. And from where we were to our campsite, we'd usually go take about a three-hour drive. So what we did was we wrapped up hot dogs, sausages, hamburger patties, wrapped them up real tight in aluminum foil and threw them in the engine.
By the manifold and stuff. You know how the engine gets about 300, 350 degrees. They do that in Alaska. I've heard of that bit. Yeah, exactly. So when we get to the campsite, you know, anytime you get to the campsite before you pitch a tent, you're always hungry. So we hook it up and then we set up our campsite. Probably tasted good. I got an idea. You know what? Yeah, it didn't taste like gas or smoke or oil or anything. Woods has an idea. Maybe you build a campfire. Cook it over the campfire. Yeah, maybe stop at Denny's in a way. Yeah, maybe grab some trail mix. But that way it's ready to go when you get there. Yeah, but you can just build a fire and just cook it over the fire. Why waste the energy? Maybe go to McDonald's. The energy of putting some wood in a circle and using your lighter to light it on fire. You know, I would challenge you to make it a fire that easy. Doesn't your car then smell like squirrel meat? I hope. M1 grunting baby from San Diego. He might start becoming a screaming baby, so I might have to go. My family's from Trenton, Georgia. I'm a high yellow, half black, half white. It's a place of Georgia that I wouldn't even...
go-to. Say what up, black people? It's like Appalachia. My family was over visiting my son, and they started talking about how when they would go to a great-granny's house, not only would they eat roadkill, but they'd be sitting around like, eat some chicken, and they'd go out and wring the net. And start pulling the feathers and face it. At least that's a chicken, dude. Yeah, at least it's chicken. That's not a squirrel on the side of the road. I know, but they described it that it was like finding, you know, gold. Oh, wow. And like, oh, look, something was hit. And the possum, they ate everything. It's all free lunch. Yeah. It's no big deal. Yeah, it's free. People say there ain't no such thing as a free lunch. Yeah, there is. Yeah, there is. Because you're not wasting. The animal didn't die for a reason. Every once in a while, I would tip. Jasper's got a squirrel burrito in his lunch right now. Oh, my God. In the crock pot. Delicious. You can pour pork and beans on anything. It tastes good. It tastes fine. Put a little Frank's Red Hot on there. Yeah, it ain't bad. People think so many things are weird. You can put a turd in a crock pot with some pork and beans. It'd be fine. It's fine. Tastes like a hot dog. Yeah, you boil it long enough in the pork and beans, it's good. Good.
I ate a tire. Here's the following things I've eaten by soaking in pork and beans, all right? Rubber, tire. Bob wire. Yep. Bob wire. My aunt friend. Ew. An old tomato can. Ew. Those are the things I've eaten just by buying them in pork and beans. Emma and Casey from San Diego, are you there? Yes, I am. What was the word of the day? That's right. That's right, it was. Congratulations to you. You are a winner. You get to go see Kid Rock with Sheryl Crow August 2nd at Cricket Wireless. And we'll also give you a pay-per-view for UFC 129. Hang in line, okay? Ooh, she's excited. She is excited. You guys see Kate Middleton this morning? Oh, mama. Looking pretty. Sorry, forgot about Jay. Man. Eight days and counting. Jay, our official
Royals correspondent. Yes. Our rock climbing, surfing, skating, swimming, mountain biking, royal lover. I love it. I'm with you, Jay. It's eight days. It's getting exciting now. Jay. It's like being in the World Series. I was looking at the guest list. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Some of the people that are going to go. It's pretty good. I mean, and some of the people that aren't going to go. Who's on the guest list? Let's see. Kanye West. He is on the guest list. He doesn't deserve to go. William's a big fan. William's a big fan of his. Can you imagine, dude? You're Kanye. You get to go to the royal wedding. He tries to push him out of the way and steal the mic. Yeah. Hang on a second. Hold up. Hold up. This is a cool wedding and everything, and I'm sorry. But it ain't that cool. Beyonce's was way cooler. Beyonce and Jay-Z's wedding was off the chain. It was off the chain. You don't even know. David Victoria Beckham. Of course. That's to be expected. Sir Elton John. Of course. He was huge with the mother. Diana. And then the no's are Obamas are not invited. We're not invited. Not invited. And then the president of France and his wife are not invited. Well, that makes sense. How are you, the president of the United States of America, not invited? If he was invited and went, I would be annoyed.
Why? Because you have more things to do than just do it. Oh, that bit. That bit. There's always going to be. It's one day. I know. It's a bit. Am I narcissistic as an American to think that we should have, that our president should have been invited? No. He's the leader of the free world. Right? We're allies. Yeah, he should definitely. Yeah, we're allies. That's a big shun. But the other one that I thought was weird was Williams. Shun? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Shun. So that's what you said. William's aunt, Sarah Ferguson, she is not invited. Fergie. Well, she's the kooky of the family. Are they related? Yeah. I thought that was a whole different royal family. No, that's his aunt. Yeah, the girl from the Black Eyed Peas. She is officially not invited. Right, yeah. Which is like, that's huge. Why is Jay a fan? Why are you a fan? I'm not the only one. I guess there's going to be two billion viewers that watch this whole thing. I'm going to watch it. Yeah. I am not. What? You guys, it's going to be amazing. It's only going to happen once. I want to see it. Jay Milton's going to look gorgeous. Oh, and Prince William announced he's going to wear the military uniform. Thank God. I want to be a part of what two billion people are doing at the same time. I'll watch the highlight reel. Is that why you and I go to McDonald's every day? Yeah. Exactly.
If there's that many served, we might as well be. I will purposely avoid any highlights or any specials or any shows. I don't like the Royals. I don't like it. That's all I've been watching. You're going to want to see what she looked like. She's a little bender, but the rest. She is amazingly amazing. Did you see the pictures from their vacation? It does. She's getting a little too skinny now. Oh, no. She looks good. She was a little more full before. She looks good. She's on the wedding diet. Yeah, I don't like it. Man, that top she was wearing. She's a beautiful girl. She's stunning. She's very pretty. She's stunning. It's cold out. She comes... She's the girl next door. She's going to be stoked about his comb over in the next 10 years? You think she cares? She doesn't care. Did you see the yacht that they were on? Yeah. Fair enough. She still has to look at him. A yacht covers any bald spot. Well, hang on a second. As a representative and as an ambassador... for unattractive men, I want to say, that's married to a beautiful woman, I want to say that it's, you know, there's other stuff that comes along. Yeah, the hundred million he's worth. And his personality, he's a funny guy. Is that true? I used to have a huge crush on him. If you watch him in interviews, he's so smooth and comfortable. He's British, man. The British guys are smooth. I don't care about his hair.
Really? I don't. Maybe just go bald with it. Yeah, he can shave his head. Comb over a bit. He looks like the guy from Kingpin. I'm not ready for Kingpin. No, no, I think he looks fine with it. Yeah, me too. He looks good. He looks like Woody Harrelson in Kingpin. He's like 24, which is true. Roy Munson. Oh, no. Easy Roy Munson. How old is he? He's about 32? 30? I was going to guess 32. Jay? I don't really know. I'm surprised. He's younger than me. I think he's 29. He does. Is he losing hair? Oh, yeah. It's comb over bad. It doesn't matter, man. I mean, you make up for it, you know? Yeah, being a prince. See, that's the only part that gets me is kind of he was born into it, you know? Yeah. No, he does a lot of community service. He's well-traveled. Does he have to? He has to. He didn't have to. Does he have to? No, he doesn't. He can be an entitled little jerk and just be born into it. He joined the armed services or whatever they call it over there. He was born. All that stuff is bits that I think he had to do. I don't think so. He's almost 29.
He was born June 21st of 82. I think Harry would be in the military. She's 36, isn't she? What? You're crazy. I thought Kate was older. She's probably 26. Some correspondent in there. If you didn't have to be in the military, Harry would be in PB right now still partying. They're both partiers. Harry is the way wilder of those two. He's a wild boy. He's wild. He's out of control. He's a cuter one now, too. Is that right? Mm-hmm. I think so. He used to be literally the red-headed stepchild. Yes, exactly. Oh, three months older? Yeah. She's like three months older. She's 29, getting married. They were both born in 82. His birthday's in June, hers is January. As it turns out, she does not come from, you know... Royal stock. No, not royal stock. She comes from very, you know, middle class to lower middle class. Very much like me. I'm Diana. Diana. I was just a schoolteacher. You were just a schoolteacher? She's just a, uh, it was a commoner. Well, the difference between you, though, and, uh, say, Kate, for instance, is that, uh... She's more beautiful? Well, no, the woman that you're, that you, uh, married, uh, and that, well, the woman that Kate is marrying is not gay. But, that's one difference between the two marriages. But the other difference is that, uh, you're actually, uh, Kate is actually attracted to in a small way. Correct.
The man that she's met. I was attracted to Charles. He was attracted to Camilla. He was attracted to you, but he was attracted to everyone. They used to have to put a pork chop around his neck to get the dogs to play with him. I was attracted to his, mostly his stature. The size of his ears were very... He could hear me. He would listen. So when you met him, you thought to yourself, well, those ears are so big that he can obviously... He'll be a good listener. He doesn't have a choice. Exactly. He wouldn't have a choice. Let me ask you a question. Did it bother you at all that he looked like he should be on the cover of Mad Magazine? For a while, I thought that he was. The same chap. You thought it was the same chap? I thought that was him with the freckles. I thought it was the same him. Alfred E. Newman. That's right. Yes. It was halfway through the wedding that you actually realized, I'm not marrying Alfred E. Newman. Wait, what were all those funny little quips I'd been reading? They weren't at all you. You're really as boring as a piece of grass. He was more boring. The print on the paper was funnier than he was. I understand you had better conversations with grass that was growing outside Buckingham Palace. Literally. There is no grass. Literally. But of course, Sienna would know more about that. The guards, they talked more than he did. 570-1949 is the number. Guess who's on the line. Who?
Jay's wife. No. Kim is on the line. This is a lie. Hi. Hey. What are you doing? Hi, Kim. This is my wife. What are you doing? What's going on? I'm working. I'm not listening. I'm worried. Why are you calling me? Well, I'm going to assume that we are calling you because we're talking about... Chris got her on the line? Yes. Oh, Chris is fired. I told you. I assume we're calling you. We're giving him a raise. Oh, he's getting a raise. Chris rolled his eyes when he said he was fine. Oh, wow. Well, Chris got you on the line and the only reason that I can assume that he got you on the line is because we're talking about how your husband is really into the royal family. Well, also the other reason is that I held that piece of paper up to the window and said, get Kim on the phone. That's the other reason Chris did it. Oh, my gosh. You guys found out. Is he really into it? Obsessed. How? Give me examples. I want details. Look at him. He's so embarrassed. He's staring up at the sky. Yes. Or the roof. You know, you guys had the break last week when we came back. Our DVR. I have none of my shows because it is full of recorded wedding stuff. My jaw. My jaw just dropped out.
You can never make fun of me again, Jay. Jay, you can't make fun of anybody. Anyone. I got an email. Hey, listen. I got a for real email the other day. And I was like, Mikey, how come you make fun of Jay so much? Blah, blah, blah, blah. We're like, well, first of all, we love him when we're kidding. But second of all, have you ever heard the chubby jokes that this guy makes? Oh, yeah. They're vicious. No one gets mad at him, though. I think you all take it pretty well because you're all razzing on each other all the time. That's right. Yeah, this is a good one for him because he's constantly saying, oh, you've got to record that for me, and we're always watching it. Is it safe to say, Kim, that your husband, Jay, is far more into the royal family than you are? Yes. How about more than your daughters, Liberty and Madeline? Yeah. Yes.
Is it safe to say that Jay is more into the royal wedding than the royals themselves? Probably so. Yes. Right now, we would probably be in London. Oh, wow. Oh, my gosh. Hey, Kim, don't you have some work you're supposed to do? Get my shirts, man. How great is it that easily the most rugged, outdoor, maybe the last person in the world? that I would ever think would be into the Royals is into the Royals. He's so into them. Yeah, DVRing specials? Outdoorsmen. I can't help it. Yeah, we just hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon and back and back and there's Royals stuff. In his head, he's probably hiking down the Grand Canyon going, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Yes. It must have been a comforting thought. Falling asleep in that tent underneath those stars for Jay going, as soon as I get home, I get to watch the E! True Hollywood stars. 12 days. 12 days. Yes, as he would drift off to sleep underneath the Arizona sky, he would go, 12 days. I'd rather be surfing, skating, or scaling Buckingham Palace. Thank you, Kim. We love you. Thank you. Thanks, Kim.
Thanks for that nugget. Good work, Chris. I love it. We will be using that. She said, I love you, honey. She said, I love you. I'm not listening to you anymore. He likes. That was fantastic. Fantastic. Good work, Chris. I want to just talk with Jay about the Royals. Yeah, pick his brain. Just pick his brain. When did it start? Yeah. It started in November when he proposed. November 2000. You just got into him, or you've always been a fan? Oh, no. When they started really making it official. But in November, when it was official, somehow you got caught up. And he gave her his mother's engagement ring. That was special. And it's a beautiful ring. Were you into Diana? Kind of lame. Were you into like... I was interested, but it got weird, you know, the way everything ended. Don't you think? It got weird. How ironic. Do you think there was a thought that crossed Kate's mind when William gave her Diana's ring that was like, really, I don't get my own? No, that's Brad, dude. That's Princess Di's ring. She's a legend. But it's her ring, and I think she's like, really? Don't chicks want their own ring? Yeah.
I think it's the ultimate flattery to be like, this is an heirloom. It's amazing. I'm glad. I think he should have done that. But I think she was probably like, really? The way he put it is he wanted to make sure that his mom was there. And this ring helped bring her into it. I think she probably wanted her own ring, though. It's not quite the face that I was expecting. Are you disappointed, my love? Is there something wrong, my love? I smelled this ring. I thought you'd be... Did you not... Have you been to Jared's? Yeah, right. Just ask Jared. Just ask Jared. Well, here's the deal. I mean, I went to Jared and I went to Robin's Brothers. I went to both, but I thought perhaps mothers. You spent a lot of time in Africa. Couldn't you have gone directly to maybe one of our... I could have, darling, but this is Princess Diana's. I understand that. Recycled. Do you not have a heart? Recycled. Get some. Hey, you know how Kobe Bryant made a gay slur? Yes. He had to do a public service announcement about saying bad things about gay people. It's a safety hazard. And so when we come back, we'll play it for you. Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949. Or text 949Mikey at gmail.com. More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. San Diego Radio has never mobilized this type of takeover.
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Never. Woods. I'm a cuddle bug. Zienna. I've never been on a school bus. And Jay. Hey, I like to skateboard. On FM 94.9. Kobe Bryant made a gay slur, then had to make a public service announcement with the rest of his Laker players to sort of make good. And we will play that for you here in just a second. Sienna, what's going on in the news? Have you guys heard the Olive Garden's new marketing ploy where they say that all of their chefs are Tuscan trained? They've been to Italy. On their website, it says over 1,100 of their chefs have traveled to Italy and learned everything. Well, a former employee is now saying it's not true. Most of them are not. And the ones that did go to Italy, it's like an annual trip that... he says is more of an off-season Italian holiday than a training experience.
It's Tuscany, Alabama, so it's fine. Yes, they didn't mention that it was Tuscany, Alabama. They just said Tuscan trade. They do go to Tuscany. Yes, it's Tuscany, Alabama. Also yesterday, the University of San Diego opened a permanent recycling facility. It's an e-waste recycling center. So it's for things like you can dispose of your cell phone, computer monitors, other e-waste. It's actually really cool. The center is staffed by students, and the funds raised are going to go towards scholarships. The hours are 3 p.m. to 7 p.m. on weekends and 7 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Saturdays. That's awesome. That's great. Woodsy, what's going on in sports? NBA playoffs again in full swing. The Oklahoma City Thunder knocked off the Denver Nuggets last night. They won 106-89. They have a 2-0 series lead over the Nugs. And the Spurs, San Antonio Spurs, have evened their series with Memphis after winning last night 93-87. So, feast on that. Operation Street Impact OSI is taking place May 14th. And it's happening at Qualcomm. What's up for grabs? A brand new $24,000 Harley Davidson. It's an FXDB from San Diego Harley Davidson. And if you want to see it, you can go to MikeyShow.com or you can go to Facebook.com slash MikeyShow. Gorgeous picture of it. Our boy Dan Fields took an amazing shot of the actual bike. Killed it. So you can go see it. It's an amazing picture and you get to see what you can win out there. What happens when you're a high profile?
basketball player in the National Basketball Association, and you make gay slurs, well, you got to do a public service announcement. There are all kinds of different people in the world. That's what makes the world special. So whether someone is different than you, and race, ethnicity, political beliefs, religion, or sexual orientation, you know, gays, words can be hurtful. Replace them with understanding, compassion, and acceptance. Let's make this a better world for all of us. Because we're all in this together. Sounds... A little corny. It sounds a little... See, that's what I always think of those things. You can't let it sound corny. You also can't make it sound like you got a gun to your head. Yeah, it sounds very forced. Say it, not very genuine. There are many people. I am different than you are. You're different than I am. We are... Different people. You shouldn't judge somebody based on the color of their skin. Or their sexual orientation. Or even where they're... Or what their parents do for a living. Or how much money you make. Or how much Tommy Bahama you wear. Or even if you recognize that someone just made a joke about you. Or how fat they are. Or how balding they are.
Or how they still look really good. Or how many biscuits they can make in an hour. Or don't hate a person just because they surf. Or skate. Don't hate a person just because they can scale a mountain. And rock climb with one hand. Or eat a whole 12 pack of donuts. Or steal food from the studio to feed their family. Or not steal it, but take it to make sure it gets used. Or take four day old pizza home to their family. Because they're too cheap to buy a new pizza. Or do a science experiment with an egg and then eat that egg the next day for breakfast. Even though it was dyed. And then make an omelet out of it. Put it in your son Jasper's lunch. Jasper. Possibly even just peel it.
hard-boiled for yourself. I need it. At work. Smart. Four days after. Where you conducted the experiment. Anyhow. I used the word experiment very loosely. More like a stunt, wasn't it? More like a party favor. Oh my gosh. A parlor trick. Party favor didn't work. You knew what I meant. This is fun. Anywho. Well, the idea is a good idea behind the public service announcement. Yeah. It's a little forced. Forced. He should have come out and been like, look, what I did is stupid. Don't be stupid like me. Yeah. I'm all in on that. Great, man. I love the honesty. I'm all in on that. Hi, this is Kobe Bryant. I just wanted to say that everybody comes in different packages. Here's one on our test.
Hey, this is Ron Artest from the Los Angeles Lakers. I come in a different package as well. I like both their packages. Yeah, sign me up for that. This is Kobe Bryant again. In this world, we're going to face people that are not like us. Kobe, didn't you also do another public service announcement when you allegedly raped that chick in Denver? Thanks for bringing that up, Ron. My pleasure. As a matter of... In fact, I did. And not on the script. Maybe tell him maybe he raps about it. Yeah, Ron. What about your public service announcement for beating fans up in the stands? Sometimes you have to take care of business. I guess you could say the same thing. Anyhow. Don't hate on gay people. Or rap. Or rape women.
and beat people up. Or beat people up in the stands. And rap about it. And then rap about it. Be a loose cannon that doesn't show up for games. Yes. But besides that, it's all good. It's all good in the hood. Go Lakers. Oh, boy. 5701949 is our number. Let's see. I got an email for you. Let's see what you think about this one. This is a doozy. I'm going to let you know that before we even begin. Oh, boy. Mikey got in a little trouble earlier this week. And it's still bugging me, so I wanted your take. I was walking around PB in with my buddy who's visiting me from out of town. I really had to take a leak. So I asked numerous restaurants and stores in the area if I could use their bathroom. No one would let me because I wasn't a customer or, quote, their facilities are only for employees. So I did what anyone would have done. I went in the bushes.
Unfortunately, a cop happened to drive by at that moment and gave me a ticket. Doesn't he have bigger fish to fry? I wasn't hurting anyone. And what else was I supposed to do? Thanks, dude. M1 Drive. M1 Drive, do you know who doesn't have to deal with peeing in the bushes? People that don't have to pee? The people that don't pee in the bushes. People that don't have to pee. Now, here's the thing. I'm going to take a guess that this guy is older than four. After the age of four, you're generally not supposed to pee anywhere but a toilet. Now, have we all done it? Yes. No. Yes, we have. You have not. You've never peed outside. Never. You're a liar. Okay. It's much less acceptable for us to do it, so I have no sympathy for guys. Well, let's just, yeah, I understand. Fire hose it. Well, let me just get this out of the way.
We've all done this. We'll do it again. You shouldn't. Yes, I will too. We've all done this. The only thing I really take umbrage with is the fact that dude got popped for it and he's pointing his finger at the cop. It's not the cop's telewagger, bro. It's yours. As my mom would say. Every time Matt does, I'm like, if you get arrested, I'm not going to feel bad for you and you're going to register as a sex offender. Well, here's the thing. If I get popped for it, I just kind of go, well, did the crime, you know, did the crime. You're not going to do time. You're probably going to pay a fine. Listen, if you get popped for it, you're not supposed to be doing it. You know you're taking a chance by doing it. Now, when he says, well, what am I supposed to do? Listen, bro, I've been peeing a long time. I've been peeing for 40 years. Write that down. I've been peeing for 40 years. You know, we kind of get a handle for it.
We kind of figure it out. Yeah. Like, yeah, if they're not letting you use the bathroom at their facility, that's their rules. Go to the gas station and buy a pack of gum. Something. What if their facility is broken? What if you just keep running into... I have run into the impasse where you can't get... Rebecca just recently did this. Who? My wife? Yeah, when she was at a birthday party. Yeah, and if she had gotten in trouble, she'd have gotten in trouble. Right. I mean, seriously, listen, if my wife had gotten busted for peeing outdoors, which, by the way, she did not pee at the Boys and Girls Club, we found out. Because Boys and Girls Club of 4S Ranch wrote me an email and said, our facilities are spotless. So apparently, whatever those bathrooms were, they were by the Boys and Girls Club. They were like sort of like right there, but they're not. They're run by Parks and Rec. They're not run by boys and girls. Anyway, she couldn't find a place to pee. Right. So she went into this little area and she peed. Now, if she had gotten a ticket, I wouldn't have said, how dare that cop? And she wouldn't have either. She would have said, it stinks. It's, you know, it's a bummer.
I have a choice. I had a pee. I had a pee. She had limited options. It's still her fault. If it happened to me. It's definitely still her fault, but in PB, there's multiple stores. There's store after store. If you keep going to a place that has one. But what if you're going to go in your pants, though? I mean, he obviously tried. How did he get to that point? How did he get to that point? Well, he was there. I bet he had had a few pops and was like, can I use a freaking bathroom? And they go, no. No, pal. If it's drunk guys. Very hard to believe that in PB. Walking around with his buddy from out of town. How many guys pee in the bushes in PB haven't had a couple of pops? I guess the odds are that most of the time they've had a couple of pops. Do you have a problem with me peeing in my backyard? No. Because that is done at least three times a week. My husband loves to do it. It doesn't happen three times a week. I do it all the time. You have to do it out the window, out the door. Sometimes, Todd, the bathroom is completely available. Sometimes you'll walk outside the house to pee outside. Nature. Why? Freedom. I'm marking my territory. Male. There's something male about it. I love it, man. I'll walk out and just...
and do my business. My wife, your wife, does your wife know? Yeah, she'll walk out and go, dear, what are you doing? I'm like, man, leave me alone. My wife doesn't know. She's finding out now. Oh, wow. I do it all the time. About three days a week. I have envy. I want it. It's great. I want to be able to do that. It's dynamite, man. It is dynamite. Why do we like it? It must be territorial. It's free, man. And only you guys can do it. You don't have to aim. Us women can't. You know what, though, LLB? I never think of it like, you know, I can do this. That's why. Because I understand what you're saying. You don't have the freedom to do it because there's more involved with a lady. A girl can't point. We can point. We can aim. You can't aim. We can write our names on the fence. Which I've done. In the snow. It's fun. I've always wanted it. But I don't think of it that way. I think it's about territory. Yeah, and it's just you don't have to aim and there's no cleanup. There's nothing. You just do your thing and it's a man. That's what a man does. Every time I do it at my house in the backyard, I go, my guy, I just did this. I can walk and do it. Oh, I can too. Walk and pee? Yeah, you walk and do it. It's great. See you? You belong to me.
You were made by me. Weird. That's great. I'm glad you guys admitted it with me. But if you do it in PB out in the bushes. You're going to get in trouble. You're probably going to get in trouble. And if you do, you don't point at the cop and say it's the cop's fault. You've got to be sneakier. Don't literally point at the cop. He may shoot you if you do that. I had an emergency. And I had to do business. I had to do work outside recently. It's not number one. And it was an emergency. There was nothing you could do. How did that ever happen? Where were you? Ball field. Oh, my gosh. Semi-pro ball field. You're not going to say which one. Can't say which one. No, no, no. I mean... Behind a dumpster. You're an infant. You're an infant. You're a toddler. You're an adult toddler. Dude. There were two options. The second one, I didn't want to find out about the second option. Okay, fine. Well, we've all found out about that. You did that in the car on the way to work once. Not to mention, I just want you to know. It had to be done. My one and a half year olds have not done something that you've done. And that's go poop behind a dumpster. Well, they will. My four year old son has not pooped behind a dumpster yet. Give them time. They will. Luckily for me, I had a giant roll of paper towels in the back of my car. So I was good to go.
Wow. I'm not mad at you. Dude, they had four bathrooms. They had four bathrooms. And I go, I was like, oh, my God, that's locked. Oh, my God, that's locked. Couldn't go. Was your game over? No, it hadn't started yet. And we had nine guys. So I leave. We don't have a first baseman. You know what I mean? So I was like, I go, guys, you got to let me do it. You know, when it comes right down to it. People are just like dogs. Dogs are doing anywhere. It had to be done. Imagine you're like a mother and child being like, oh, we're just here to watch our husband and father play baseball. Nobody saw me. Let's walk over to the bathroom and there's a grown man in a uniform from the Tipsy Crows reading a newspaper. Did you squat behind the dumpster? You squatted that? Do you have to take your pants off? Yep. Did you read something? No, I didn't read something. Are you completely pantsless? Yeah. Get around my ankles. Yeah. But how do you squat like that? You just squat like that, and then you're like... Oh, my gosh! That's scary. Did you have your cleats on? Yeah. Cleats on. His butt is sticking up in the air. Cleats on, uniform on. Did you, like, kick it somewhere or just leave it? No. Kick it. Covered it up and left it. Covered it up with what? No, you are. You're a German shepherd. You covered it with...
More paper towels. Someone had to walk back there. With a shovel, I hope. I feel bad. I feel bad, but... Mikey's covering up with a sheet. Just pretend pile. Individual sheets. True statement. You needed like a little match to just light it. True statement. It would have been better to just leave it out there. I did. Someone in Chula Vista goes, why'd you say where it was? Damn it. Somebody just walks out of their house and goes, somebody light a match in here? And by in here, I mean outdoors. Dude, it literally. Don't go into detail. I'm not going to, but I'm telling you, if I had gone out for the first inning and they had a sharp grounder to me at first and I pulled up to get it, it was done on the field. It would have been done. It was that close. Oh, boy. Move on. I have problems. It's fine. Imagine. I'm on a cleanse. It's okay. Imagine... I forgive you. Thank you, Ciara. You're welcome. Walking away from that situation. Oh, Mikey, I was mortified. Oh, yeah, right. I bet he was like... Like...
Pulled another one past the old goalie. Stick it to the man. Yeah. You know what's awful is he walked out on that field and was high-fiving everyone. Oh, yeah. Told all my guys. You told them? Oh, yeah. Oh, I meant high-fiving because you hadn't washed your hands or anything. Oh, no. I have sanitizer in the car. Dude, I sanitize. He's not an animal. I'm an animal. What do you think I am? What am I? Some dirt bag? Also, imagine... The following Tuesday, the guy in the truck that's like... The dumpster. Lifting the dumpster up. And he's like, oh my... It was okay because there was paper towels over it. Covering it. What kind of animal is around here? Oh my gosh, is there... He calls 911. He's like, I think there's a mastodon. Is there a bear on the moon? I thought dinosaurs were extinct. It's a bear. I think a bear, it's either, okay, a bear, a chukacabra, or an elephant. It has escaped. An elephant. That was so embarrassing, but hey, man. Oh, rhinoceros. Desperate times, dude. Desperate times. Are woolly mammoths extinct? Desperate times. We might have a situation. Jay's done it.
Oh, Jasper had to do it on the trail coming down Grand Canyon. He left it in the Grand Canyon National Monument. I saw a kid. I thought he was like deep in thought on the trail in Kauai. I was like, oh, boy. Oh, wow. I had to hold Jasper like this. And I was like, oh, this is a fatherly duty. But no, literally a fatherly duty. And I picked him up. I was like, wow, you did. Oh, boy. Mom, just go on. You know what to do. It ain't hard. It's kind of a record. Do your thing. That's a record. Son, come on. So is it. Carol Ann. Carol Ann. Go to the live, Carol Ann. What is that? Oh, turn it off. Son. There we go. Jasper. Yeah, daddy. Do what you got to do. Right here? Right there. Hold my arms. I can't spot for that. Hold my arm, Daddy. Hurry it up. I'm going. Hold my arm. We got to get home and watch the Royals. Daddy, hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Can you go first, Daddy? Show me how it's done. Of course I can. Show me. Daddy, somebody's coming up with a burrow. I don't care. That's Mikey. Ew, look. It's a dead skunk. Oh, keep that lunch. How old is it? Let's put in some parking beans and a cotton pot. Oh, my God.
Did you bring the toilet paper, Daddy? You know I ain't going to spend money on toilet paper. We got enough newspapers at the radio station that I never have to buy toilet paper. Which I use now. Mikey left some leftover... Tortillas. Left some leftover bags at work from fast food. I got some napkins in there. We don't ever have to pay for toilet paper again. Why should we? Yeah, what do you think this is, Christmas? Where do you drink candy? Did you ever just say stuff on the radio? Yeah. More than I'm supposed to. More than I'm supposed to. 570-1949. The Mikey Show now. Bye, gorgeous. Good job. Here's casting. Excellent job. Mikey. 570-1949. Or text. That is funny. At 949mikey at gmail.com. More coming up in just a couple. FM 94.9. FM 94.9 Independence Jam. Coastal Invasion. Presented by Miller Lite. Returns to the Oceanside Pier Amphitheater on Sunday, June 5th.
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that we use a toilet sorry i mean it's just me but if we had it your way texter this would be a disgusting world filthy a filthy disgusting world we're able as adults and humans to use our hands to wipe and flush and animals can't do that animals can't do that i sometimes scoop my butt along the carpet at home but That's only when you have worms. That's only to your defense. And aren't there laws about picking up your dog's poop? Yeah, you have to. There's laws for other animals too. Yeah. If you have to do that for your dog. Sienna brought something up about her dog. which I stayed quiet about because we weren't on the radio. Once we're on the radio, I feel free to say well. I know, you do. So my dog, Zipper, I take her for walks every day, and we always walk by this one house, and I don't know what it is about this house, this lawn, their grass. She pees on it every time. Feels good, yeah.
And I always feel bad. I'm like, you know, there's been times I didn't walk her by the house, but I know she loves the grass. And so I go and she pees. And I always am like real aware that she's doing it. And I look in the house and there's always someone standing there in the house. So I feel bad. And I know they're like really with the dog peeing on our lawn again. And it just makes me think. Is it not okay to even let my dog pee on the lawn anymore? Because I was feeling guilty about it, and I know they weren't happy about it because I see them in there, but they can't come outside and say to me, you can't let your dog pee on our lawn. There's no sign. There's no rule against it. Doesn't it kill the grass? Oh, boy. No. I don't know. It can. Oh, yeah, you get circles in the grass. Oh, 100%. I got five dogs. There's no circles in my house. Well, it depends on the dog, and it depends on the grass. Yeah. Listen. There's something in the female. Yes. Of a dog? Yes. That destroys the lawn. Yes. I had, in my yard, big circles where my dog peed. Yeah, you've seen those spots before. Boy dogs don't do it. I think we have the circles. Yeah. Not very many, but I think we do. I don't think we do. Well, I don't think anybody would really like that. Really? Depends on how much you care about your lawn. Right. My grandfather used to take such...
pride in his lawn. It was always perfectly manicured, the greenest grass you ever see. And if he had a dog on his lawn, he'd be like, get out of here! Yeah. I mean, what? But it's like, what world are we living in that the dog can't even, where's the dog supposed to pee here? Yeah, I guess in our yard. Geez, they're on a walk. Really? So you're like a welcome toilet for everybody. No, no, but our dogs are supposed to pee in our own yard, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean, no. Well, yes, okay, but when you take your dog for a walk, what are you going to do? No. You yank him back? No, I think... Put a little bowl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A bowl underneath him. Put a little bowl on, like an oil pan. Diapers. Get a little oil pan and slide it under his... wiener and go here little guy i don't think that you should do that i don't think they should have to wear a diaper i think that you should go it wouldn't bother me if it was like the the um homeowners area
No, it's, I mean, I live in a neighborhood where there's homes and this particular house was under construction and now it's all ready to go and they have, it's like a fresh new lawn. She probably remembers her scent. Yeah, and she loves it. And, you know, I do understand. I'm trying to think where the homeowners are coming from seeing this dog pee on their grass all the time. I just realized, I just realized, you know what you do? You're taking your dog for a walk. Your dog wants to pee. You go, no, no, no. And you keep the dog walking until you get home. You don't own dogs, do you, my friend? I've pulled a dog before, and they'll pee, and then there's a trail. A trail down the sidewalk. When it's time to pee, they're going to pee. If they can do that, why can't they pee on the sidewalk? Or the street? I tried reasoning with him, but he just wasn't listening. According to you, you say that they will do it. But dogs are a train that's in their nature. They go on grass, and they sniff. They will if I pull them. If they're peeing on grass, and I pull them, I go, Lucky, no. Before they start to pee, They usually do the squat down. Leg up. Some of them do. Or the leg up. That they're quick. Well, I got four little ones. So if I'm walking the four little ones, they'll run up and be like, and you're like, ah!
Your dogs are peers. My dog doesn't care. My dog would just walk and do it at the same time. He would destroy a yard. Walk and pee. I don't know that I would want people's dogs to pee pee on my yard. I don't think anybody would. That's why I'm trying to think about them. It would bother me if I saw the same dog always peeing, but what am I going to do? I'm not going to go out there and be like, you think you can have your dog not pee? Neither would I. I would never say a word. I just wouldn't like it. I think if you care enough about your yard, you can put things out there. where if dogs smell it, they don't want to pee there. Well, there's also signs. I've seen signs. And Jamie and I used to laugh at this person in our old neighborhood. It's keep your dog off our grass. Oh, yeah, I've seen that. Be like easy, better homes and gardens. Yeah, the houses with the signs that have like the dog squatting in a line through it. Like, no, it makes me want to let her go all over their lawn. You guys should just respect they own that property. Maybe they lighten up a little bit. Don't they have bigger fish to fry? They're just giving you a heads up instead of chasing them. They're chasing you off their lawn. Try it. I'm not the sign guy, but at the same time, man. What's up with sign guy? I want to know where sign guy is. Maybe I'll go squat in your yard if I see a sign. Sign guy's gay. No doubt about it. Sign guy is wound a little tight. I've seen the no peeing signs, too. Oh, yeah.
There's no doubt. It's out of control. Have you ever been playing outside and sit down after a dog has been doing his business? It's not fun as a kid. Yeah. Maybe you have kids out there. Oh, goodness. It's not fun. I've done it. Well, if it's like a park, you should clean up after your dog. It's not fun to sit down after rain either. What's that? It's not fun to sit down after rain. Yeah, but you know after it rained. You can't control rain. You can't control dogs pee either. We got a lot of people calling about this, and if you want to... Weigh in. 570-1949. And let us know what you think. Let your voice be heard on The Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949. Or text 949mikey at gmail.com. More coming up on FM 94.9. San Diego Radio has never mobilized this type of takeover. The prizes are huge. I cannot believe this is happening in front of me. On Saturday, May 14th, The Mikey Show and M1s. Take over Qualcomm Stadium from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Operation Street Impact. The brand new Mikey Show sticker is in and ready for your ride every day.
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I think we could record you with some autotune LLV and we'd make a pop star out of you. Absolutely. She sounds Avril-y to me. Avril Lavigne. Sounds very Katy Perry to me. When we were in Hawaii, Rebecca had TV on and Okra Winfrey was on. And she was doing like chicks of rock, you know? And she had Avril Lavigne sing with Pat freaking Benatar. She had Miley Cyrus singing with Joan Jett. Wasn't Stevie Nicks on there? Yeah. Who was she with? I don't think she sang with anybody. Well, she shouldn't have to. She shouldn't have to. She's the queen. But Avril, man. Tough chick. Dude, I was so... Were you out? Well, she's so pretty, but she's got these big old green stripes in her hair. She spit? I like it. Yeah, she's like... Spit. I'm all in. I am too. I told my wife, I go... Adjust the hue on the television. Yeah. What's going on with that green? What's wrong with you? I think you need to adjust you. Really? With the green? It's just fun. Why don't I just be beautiful? You got to ruin it? Be classy. Stop pulling the Johnny Depp thing. Be green. Easy. You stop right there. You don't worry about J.D. Johnny Depp is handsome, but he has to ruin it. You don't worry about J.D.
One bit. You can do a lot worse than JD. I'll tell you right now. Johnny Depp just wants to be tormented. He's like, I need to be ugly. I need to be. No, he's not like that at all. Why am I so hurt? He's an artist. He's an artist. He doesn't act that way. He's like down to earth. I want to hate myself, but I'm too good looking. I'm too good looking to be a good actor. You guys both eject right now. You understand? What about the guy that played the wrestler? Mickey Rourke? Same bit. No. I'm going to ruin my face. He's just jacked up. I'm such a good actor. I'm going to box in real life so I'm going to ruin my face. There was nobody sharper than that guy back in the day. No doubt. Oh, when it was Diner? No doubt. Sharp. I saw Diner and I went, yep, got to be like him. Ruined it. Johnny Depp is in like a little league of his own because he hasn't aged in like 30. Whatever he's doing, I'm in on. Yeah, I have to play quirky, weird, cartoonish characters. You don't worry about it. Amoros Perils. Man, seems to be working for him. Yeah, it does. Mike, you just did scissor hands. Scissor hands. That was good. They're classics. I'm so handsome. They're movies you will remember forever. I'm so handsome that I have to do movies. He does movies that speak to his soul, like Pirates of the Caribbean 3. He's a unique...
Lad. That's very unique. Lad, you know, he just wants to be out there a little bit. Yeah, he does what he does. And that's okay. You know what's cool is he does what he wants to do. Yeah. That's very cool. I'll be sucking at her cheeks. And now he's scissorhead. You're ejected right now. Oh my God. You're ejected. Hey, M1HB from Arby's calling about the dogs going wee-wee on the lawn. What'd you want to say? wanted to let Sienna know that my dad was one of the gardeners at East Lake High, and so we had like the perfect lawn growing up. Don't worry about it. He said if anybody really cares, they'll either put the bottles of water out so the dogs don't want to go on the lawn, or you can put up these little fences that the dogs won't ever go on the lawn. That's putting the onus on the owner. What's their problem? Yeah, that was my dad's thing. My dad's thing is gardening and plants and all that. And it wasn't that bad. And if you knew enough about a whale manicured lawn, you'd probably know how to keep pests off of it. Did you say pests? You just called dogs pests. What they consider pests. You just called dogs pests. If they're peeing on your yard, they are. That is what they would consider pests. Would corkies come and help with dogs? No. Would what?
Corkies. Corkies? Aren't they in the pest control? Well, Corkies come and take care of the dog problem you have. I don't know. What's that about a dog? An exterminator? They would think it was a pest. They're pestering them. Yeah, I bet you could ask Corkies, hey, is there anything that I can put on my lawn that will keep dogs from peeing on it? I know you could ask Corkies about, hey, listen, is there anything worse, Jay, when you're growing a garden and there's cat turds in your garden? Gross. Don't bother me. It doesn't bother you? Compose. Lunch. It's manure. It's good for it. Yeah, it's fertilizer. G-I-T. Oh, goodness. Really? Oh, really? No, you love poops in your garden. It's good for your garden. You just blend it in with the dirt. Where my parents live, they live in a wooded area where all the deer will come and eat all these plants that they pay to have landscape. I know the landscapers used to put stuff down because they consider deer pests. I just shoot them. M1 Mark. From San Diego. Yeah. Hey, if you're worried about your dog urinating on the lawn, you can either walk on the other side or carry like a little spray bottle. If they're watching you, you can just spray. There you go.
Yeah, but I don't want my dog to think that she's doing something wrong. You're worried about the psychology of the dog. You spray where the dog went so it dilutes. Oh, okay. I thought you meant spray the dog. No, no, no. Look at what we've come... I've got to spray a guy's freaking yard. Dogs have been peeing on yards for a thousand years. A thousand years! They've been annoyed for a thousand years. Maybe get your dog off my lawn. Oh my gosh. Where are they supposed to go? On the street, according to you guys. No. According to you guys, they'll pee on the street. You guys should go to a dog park. Every time my dog has to pee, I'll take him to the dog park. I'm just kidding. I'm trying to fire you up. Hey, you should take your pests to the dog park. They don't have dogs. When they get dogs one day, then you'll know. You want to take your dog for a walk, you're doing them a good deed. I've done a lot of pet sitting, and I've had to control dogs that want to poop and pee where they're not supposed to. I would feel bad, man, if I was walking my dog and my dog was peeing on Sunday's lawn. I feel bad, but that's the way of the world now.
Let the dog pee on the grass. Just carry your spray bottle or an oil pan. If I were a homeowner, I wouldn't care if a dog was peeing on my lawn. If there was turds there that weren't picked up. That's wrong? Yes, it is. If they're not picked up. Because it's a solid question. It's a solid. Would you let your dogs poop on people's lawn? No, I'd pick it up. If you were walking? No, I'd pick it up. You'd pick it up? Yeah, that's why you carry a bag with you and there's a bit that you do with you put your bag over here. So it doesn't touch the can and then you go whoop like that. So you do, okay. That's fair. You can't get really sick from getting like dog pee. On your lawn. Yeah, but from, if you have like, if the kids are playing and they put their hand in poop and then put it in their mouth, like you can get sick from that. Well, and nobody, and I don't think that's the reason that, I think you just pick it up because it's courteous. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's the law. You have to pick up poop. You can't pick up poop. I mean, I don't pick it up in my own yard, but I'll pick it up in somebody else's. It's true. So, Hillary, where do you stand on the walking the dog issue? I think it's hard. Absolutely, you've got to pick up the poop. I used to live in PB, lived down there for about five years. And we had a little front lawn. But there was no fence or anything around our lawn. And people, there was dog poop on our lawn always. And we would try and catch people. Because we had a child towards the end of living down there. And, oh, it made me so mad.
You know, underwear and beer cans and you name it. Condom wrappers. Sorry about that. That was my bad. That's true. But yeah, I think you got to pick up the poop, the pee. I mean, you know, I don't have a dog right now. I haven't had one for a long time, so I can't really. Do you want one? Yeah. Oh, yeah. We're going to get one eventually. But I don't know how easy it is to control the peeing and whatever. You got to, you know. You got to do. Unless it's like ruining the person's lawn. Bring him some flowers in his sorry note or something. I would just rather believe that it's not happening. I know it is, but... Yeah, just don't be looking out the window for it. Yeah, don't look out the window for it. If it happens, I just don't want to know. It can't really hurt you. In 127 hours, he drank. Yeah, he drank his peepee. You have to. Hillary, what do you got coming up? Maybe you just make your dogs drink their own pee. Instead of leaving it on someone's lawn. Look at that. Let your pest drink its own. Foul. Pests. My pests. They're not pests. They're pets. They're members of families. I don't think they're pests. Ours are, in fact, children. Sign guy thinks that they're pests. Yes. I love dogs. Me too. Cats are another story. Yes. Agreed. Agreed. Especially black cats. Right, Rebecca? Sorry. Go ahead.
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