The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 04/22/11
Friday, April 22, 2011
Highway 163 shootingfamily gun obsessioncountry club etiquetteEaster stunt comedyboudoir photographyrunning studio jokesmale female friendshipMount Soledad crosselevator prankaddiction and faithmikey showeaster
Police arrested Stephen Joseph Dragasitz in the Highway 163 shootings after DNA and dashboard-camera evidence connected him to the scene. Mikey turned family embarrassment into comedy through Mark's enormous gun collection, while Sienna endured ridicule over the La Jolla Country Club's no-denim rule. Lauren O'Brien painted Woods as a shirtless bunny for an airsoft trivia gauntlet, and Woods, Jay, Sienna and Lauren followed it with a children's-ball relay and a marshmallow-stuffing contest. Mikey's interrogation of Heather and Garrett sparked an argument over whether attractive men and women can remain platonic, while New York Mike made an impassioned case for preserving the Mount Soledad cross. After revisiting the Elevator Ambush prank, Mikey closed with a serious account of surviving abuse and alcoholism through his Christian faith and directed struggling listeners toward help.
What happened, in order
The 163 shooting arrest
The hosts reported that Stephen Joseph Dragasitz had been arrested after DNA on freeway shell casings and dashboard-camera footage tied his motorhome to the Highway 163 shootings.
Mark's 1,200 guns
Mikey described his brother Mark's roughly 1,200-gun collection and the painfully one-sided weapons lecture Mark gave the family's Hungarian nanny, Nita.
No denim at Easter
Sienna admitted she felt like a snob after warning a nine-year-old guest's mother that the La Jolla Country Club would not allow the child to wear denim to its Easter celebration.
The Bunny Dash
Lauren O'Brien painted a rabbit face across Woods's bare torso before the crew made him answer Easter trivia while they fired painful airsoft pellets whenever he missed.
Boudoir photo fever
Mikey raved about Rebecca's boudoir photographs until the conversation escalated into plans for Woods and Jay to pose for their own deliberately serious glamour shoot.
Blue Eyes takes over
A mistaken guess about Elton John's 'Blue Eyes' became an all-consuming studio joke that Mikey, Woods, Lauren and their partners repeated until Sienna was thoroughly exasperated.
Hippity Hop and Chubby Bunny
Woods and Jay beat Sienna and Lauren in a relay on children's bouncing balls, after which the whole crew competed to talk with their mouths packed full of marshmallows.
Can men and women be friends?
Mikey put longtime friends Heather and Garrett on the spot as the men argued that attraction must lurk beneath a close male-female friendship and the women insisted friendship can cancel it out.
New York Mike's fight
Harley dealer and Vietnam veteran New York Mike told how he settled in San Diego, then passionately argued that the Mount Soledad cross should remain as a religious symbol and veterans memorial.
Elevator Ambush
The crew replayed its elevator prank on a startled man named John, trapping him in a rolling trivia game that ended with a Pearl Jam box set.
Mikey's testimony
Mikey spoke candidly about childhood sexual abuse, anger and severe alcoholism, saying that giving his life to Jesus in 2003 changed him and urging listeners with addiction or depression to seek help.
People mentioned
MikeyWoodsLauren O'BrienSienna FarrarJayRebeccaMarkNitaStephen Joseph DragasitzHeatherGarrettNew York MikeJohn
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Let's make some noise. Very nice. Welcome to the program. It is Friday. And yesterday I told you that it was going to be nice weather today because it was going to be partly cloudy yesterday. And apparently that was wrong. So perfect. Looks like it's going to be cloudy again. Now, when this is supposed to end, they say next week for sure. It's going to start warming up. It's going to get warmer. In fact, they say by Tuesday, we may expect 75 degrees here in San Diego. Yes. Sunny. Yeah. Sunny. 75. That sounds good to me. Me too. It's supposed to be overcast for Easter. We'll see. Who knows? Maybe it could be sunny starting tomorrow. That'd be nice. Yesterday was super nice down in this area, up where we live. It wasn't.
Great. Yeah, North County was kind of cloudy. But down here was perfect. The sun broke out. It was perfect. Let's see. So, the Mikey Show is, there's five people on the Mikey Show. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the program. I'm 40 years old. Woods is our sports guy. He is 35. He's newsboying it up today. He's got on the newsboy hat. Oh, boy. L-O-B. Yeah, Shannon and Landon. L-O-B is Lorna Bryan. She is our, you know what, Lauren? So last night, Lauren is a stand-up comic. And last night, my brother, Mark, I was hanging out with my family. And my oldest brother, Mark, is in town. And he had a couple of friends come over that live nearby. And my brother lives in Tucson. So he's in town visiting. He had a couple of friends over that live nearby. My brother's got... an iPad and he says, I want to show you something to his friends. So he gets on the iPad and he brings up a video of L.O.B. doing comedy. Oh my gosh. I had no idea that that's what he was doing or whatever. Oh my gosh. And it was funny. I was hearing it. It was newer material. It was? Yeah, it was newer material because I'd never heard it before. And they were all laughing. I was like, man, she's very funny.
Funny bro. Good stuff. Mark is a fan. Mark's a fan. My brother, Mark. He loves him. He loves him. I think I won him over when I was featured in that Obama video. I think so. Yes. My brother is a major Obama supporter. And I mean like campaign for him. Nice. My brother's really into politics, considered running for local city politics in Tucson. And when I told him LOB was in a national campaign. For Obama, he lost his mind. I'm in it for probably .8 seconds. Yeah. But in it nonetheless. Yeah, you're there. She's there. And, yeah, so anyway, Sienna's our news girl. She's 26 years old. She's got a little girl named Sage, who may be the cutest baby girl I've ever seen in my life. Aw, thank you. Wait until you see her today. She's getting so big. She crawls everywhere. That's crazy. I can't believe she's crawling already. I know. Teeth and everything. Oh, my goodness. Already a D-cup. Oh, wow. That was unusual. That was definitely unusual. Think of a baby that way. Jay, don't be ridiculous. It's a C cup. She's only eight months old. It's a C cup. Jay is our creepy Uncle Jay. And he is our producer. He's 47. And he does from time to time and on occasion make some creepy comments. That's Jay. He has his Coors t-shirt on today. He does. Yes, he does. Make it a banquet.
Is there anything worse than original Coors? Just nothing worse than original Coors. I like original. I don't like light. He's one of the only guys that's still got a bulky shirt from 1984. I was just thinking, Jay has saved every t-shirt he's ever owned. He's worked at a lot of radio stations. You get a lot of free t-shirts at the radio station. Jay's worn them all. This is relatively new. Has he ever worn the same t-shirt twice? No. The only one I've seen him wear twice is his Inspector Gadget shirt. Jasper got it. That's true. Why don't you wear your almost famous promotional t-shirt? Every promotional movie that's ever come out. Kramer vs. Kramer. Bone Nose t-shirt. I have a free shirt. That's awesome. Y'all see this? It's Close Encounters of the Third Town. I got this in Houston 79. You can barely read the letters now. They're all faded. Skin tight. Let's see. And our phone screener is Crash. Crash. Crash. He's 22 years old. And he's our phone screener. So when you call the radio station, he's the first line of defense. And you can talk to him. Today at 7 o'clock on our program, we are going to be doing the Bunny Dash.
Now, that's Woods. Are we doing the bunny dash? Yes. Or am I doing the bunny dash? It's one of my favorite things we've ever done. I bet. You're all sadists. Woods is doing the bunny dash. We're going to paint. What we're going to do is we're going to, because it's Easter on Sunday, we're going to paint. We're going to have him take his shirt off and paint his nipples, his eyes. We're going to give him little whiskers on his big belly. Can I be the painter? Sure were. And we're going to make his belly into a bunny. He's going to be so cute. We're going to put him approximately 20, 30 yards away. And then we are going to let him be a little bunny rabbit. And we're going to take shots. We're going to shoot him. We're going to shoot him. So fun. With airsoft guns. Kill the rabbit. Now, if you get all your questions right, you won't get shots. Yeah. It's easy enough. Now I'm going to hop. Breaking news, Beverly Hills, Beverly Hilton. Somebody's walking around on top of the Beverly Hilton. Oh, no. Oh, wow. That's creepy. Yeah. He's just walking around on top of the Beverly Hilton. That's scary. Coked out of his mind, smoking cigarettes up there. Yeah. Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen. Come on, I'm thinking. Stay away from the crack. I'm taking a walk. Oh, boy. No big deal. Done some planning. Hello. Is there a problem? Stay away from the crack. Thank you.
He sheened over his sheen. Sheen my sheen. You know what I sheen about? I sheen sheen. Boom. We're not live, are we? Really, dude? Really? Not on drugs, bro. I'm dealing with fools and trolls. Warboard doesn't lie. Never has. It's on. Sit back and enjoy the show. It's on. Oh, I see. I lost. The first one's free. The next one goes in your mouth. Please tell me if you guys saw that. Did you see it? We're asking the studio audience. When he plays the different little sound drops, he can't do it without mouthing it. It's my favorite. It's still like a dad thing to do. Dad, pull it together. He can't help it. I'll never not think that's funny. I know. The word of the day. Oh, and then the hippity hop challenge is happening at eight. So it's just an Easter fill Friday. Hippity hop challenge is an actual hippity hop. All right.
Oh, wow. LLB. You got LLB. LLB, that got her. That got her. Are you sitting on a ball? Yeah. LLB's been sitting on a bouncy ball to work on her abs the last, I don't know, week? Yeah, we've been, Sienna and I have been rotating it for the past, like, two weeks or so. Yeah. I'm sitting on two. Are you really? No. Really, Mike? Yeah, Mike. How do you sit for that one, LLB? Mike. Working on my abs. Jay is a little older than us, so that is quite possible. Sitting on him for 44 years. He did say he sits on him. So the hippity hop challenge is that, you know, it's the hippity hop. So it's balls that you bounce on. Yep. A ball with a handle on it. Yeah, it's going to be guys versus girls. The ones we have are probably for a two-year-old. They're called little tykes. I'm not kidding. I'm worried they're going to pop. I know. The word of the day is ham. Once again, the word of the day... You have to say it like that. ...is ham. And every time I say ham, it's got to be said like this. I know. Is it honey-baked? Honey-baked ham. Wow. Blast from the past. So... It's because Wood says everyone eats it on Easter. Yeah, they do. They do eat it on Easter. They feast on it. Sienna doesn't. They have lamb.
Not every year. That's what we're having this year. It's a little weird, I thought. Like lamb chops? Oh, that would be okay. Lamb chops? Lamb chops, okay. But not lamb shanks? Like leg of lamb? Leg of lamb. Rack of lamb. Anything gamier than leg of lamb? Anything gamier than lamb? Oh, I love lamb chops. Lamb chops are good. Lamb chops are good. I've tried. I've really tried to like lamb. Let me tell you. I think lamb chops taste better than steak. You like gyros? Gyros. The sandwiches, the lamb sandwiches. Giros. Some people call them gyros, but it's giros. Oh, gyros. No. You don't like those? Yeah. They're gross. You didn't have to get all Greek on me. Well, you get Mexican on me every day. Giros. Now, first annual M1 contest is going on right now, so people are wondering, well, do I have to do it on Facebook? Yes. Yes, you do. Come on. You got to do it on Facebook. Show us your pics of you being like one of us here on the Mikey Show. And use your imagination. Put a picture up. And then the winner is going to get a really cool prize. We're going to send somebody to the beach seats on May the 6th. It's going to be May the 6th, the Padres game. And you get to take nine of your friends with you. Nine. Nine of your friends.
Party at the beach at the Padres game. Those beach seats are cool. They're in right center field and you got your own waitress. It comes with a private area that you and your buddies get to sit in. It's really cool. It's awesome. So be listening for us to do the M1 contest before then, before that date. In fact, I think we'll announce the winner on Cinco de Mayo. Okay, so the 163 shooter. We all know about the 163 shooter, okay? A girl was shot in her car. Yeah, a 21-year-old USD student was driving on the 163. This happened in Kearney Mesa over by Balboa on the 163. And she was shot with a small caliber round. bullet that pierced through her toyota matrix and actually hit her and she was on the call her mom wasn't sure what was going on but um got help is okay and then another man later 42 year old rancho bernardo man his volkswagen passat was hit and he didn't even know until he heard the story on the news and then looked at his car because he remembers hearing something but the shooter has been so we think captured now this happened yesterday his name is steven joseph dragasitz and he's been living in a motor home happened around 2 p.m yesterday when he was
He was taken into custody. He was near the Walmart in the shopping center at Claremont Mesa Boulevard by the 805. I think that's right where Boomers is. So he was walking around. Now, the reason they... arrested him was for a couple reasons one is they there was dna found on the freeway shell casings that matched his dna now he was arrested about a month ago for also throwing rocks near the same intersection on the freeway he was throwing rocks at cars and so his dna was also matched the rock throwing incident and another break in the case was um a guy turned over video recorded from his dashboard camera on the day of the shooting which was april 5th now It shows on this. I don't know why he had a camera on his dashboard, but this guy did. I know. Who doesn't? I know. Well, on the video, you can see it's so creepy. The guy, Dragasitz, who was arrested, his motorhome was parked along the 163 at Kearney Villa Road around the time of the shooting. So you see his motorhome there. You have some DNA evidence. He was arrested. You know what I was shocked by? First of all.
I would be a terrible FBI profiler. Why? Because I was wrong about everything. You know, it said small caliber round from the very beginning. So I thought, oh, it's a 22 pistol. And the reason I thought it was the 22 pistol is because I thought, well, nobody's stupid enough to whip out a rifle on top of a overpass. They want to have something that they can conceal. Yeah. And so I was wrong about that. Then I thought, and the other thing I was certain about was... I bet it's a kid. It's a teenager. But it turns out it's an old 50-some-year-old dude. 58-year-old transient. I knew it was a white guy. I knew it was a white guy. I knew it. Of course. Now that I did know. The motive for the shootings still remains unclear, but he was jailed without bail on two counts of attempted murder, two counts of discharging a firearm, and one count of shooting a vehicle, and one count of exhibiting a firearm. Now hang on a minute. I'm sorry, white people. I'm not racist, I promise. I am not doing any sort of reverse racism. I hope that...
The white coalition is not calling the radio station right now, demanding my job because I have made a racist comment against whites. You're based on statistics, your comment. Yes, that 98% of serial killers and people that do things like this are white, white males. And then Wayne Williams from Atlanta was one of the only black serial killers, along with the other sniper. Yes, you're right. Who was a black dude. Aside from that. What a black dude. All right. Then you have. Virginia Tech guy was Asian. Asian. Then you have Eileen Wuornos. Which is not black. Eileen Wuornos was a woman. Uh-huh. And not a white man. Correct. These are all exceptions. Yes. To the general rule. Well, this was a white man, 58 years old. And from the picture I have, creepy looking. Yeah. Very. But he's supposed to be arraigned today. And yeah, it says the investigators have not yet found the 1980s model Winchester. I'm going to read this wrong because I'm a girl. 22 caliber. 190. 22 caliber rifle. Yeah. Winchester 190. Yeah. Yeah. So they haven't found it yet. What a weird dude. A rifle. Hopefully that's him, dude.
I bet it is. I bet it is, too. Why would his motorhome be parked right there on the side of the freeway? That creeps me out. M1 Detail from Oceanside has a wife that guessed it right from the very beginning. Is that right, Detail? Yeah, man. My wife, she's good at that stuff. She's a profiler. She should work for the FBI, dude. She knows when things happen. The first time it happened, she's like, middle-aged white guy, military background, I betcha. Yesterday I got the text saying, I told you, middle-aged white guy. Why do you do that voice for your wife? Yeah. She doesn't actually sound like that. LOD is pointing out that she doesn't actually sound that way. Do wives ever tell you when they're right about something? Yes. Of course. Do they ever text you and let you know? Do husbands ever tell us when they're right about something? Yes. We don't have to because we're always right. Fair enough. Detail. Oh, my. When she first told you that, did you agree or disagree? I always disagree. Yeah. You got it. You got it. You're like, no, he's not. He's a 14-year-old Asian kid from Somalia. From Somalia. All right. Thank you, Detail. There you go. Yeah, my brother, we were all going to the attorney's office yesterday, which was just a ball of fun. It's a treat. Yeah. That's what it was. Sitting there talking about a living trust for three hours with the pop. Oh, boy. But we were driving over there, and my brother says,
Hey, did you hear that they caught a guy for a shooting on 163? The 163. California State 163. C-A-S-T. 163. I go, it's a 163. And he goes, okay. Don't care. My brother, my oldest brother, Mark, he's the greatest. birth date tattooed on my arm. And he was so much like a dad to me growing up. And he's really something else. He loves guns. Let me restate that. He's in love with guns. Let me restate that. My brother has an obsession with guns. I mean, he's got more guns. He's got a, when they built his home, he had them build underneath his stairway a big area that is like a safe.
Where he has guns. He's probably got 1,200 guns. What? Oh, my gosh. That's a true story. Oh, my gosh. Wow. True story. He collects everything. Civil War, World War II. Wow. He collects everything. Is that something that you just, like, look at from your collection? Or do you, like, play with them? Here's the deal. It's a really good question. I wondered, well, what do you do? What do you do? Here's the fun for him. The fun. is putting it together. He orders this part from here. He orders that part from there. And once it's done, it's kind of a letdown. Then you start again on a new thing. Expensive hobby. Yes. Well, his wife calls it gun porn. Yeah. See why. Because he'll be on the computer. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He'll be on the computer looking at these websites of guns all the time. Mike walks in and he has to close the screen. He's like, what? I'm not. I wasn't. I wasn't again. On Google. Hey, you ever hear a knocking door? She's like, I was looking at the history on your computer. It's repulsive. It makes me sick. Are you like 22s? Is that what you're into? 22s. Sorry, I'm not a 22. Sorry, I'm a 38. Yeah. So anyway, so he comes over to the house and he's talking to our Hungarian nanny, Nita.
Who I have been very excited for her to get to meet Mark. Because he loves to talk about everything. And he knows a little about everything because he reads, reads, reads, reads, reads everything. Smart dude. Smart guy. Smart guy. So he comes over and he says, you know, what part of Hungary are you from? She says, Budapest. He goes, are you familiar with the RPK? Oh, boy. It's a standard weapon that they actually made one version of it in Hungary, but it wasn't in 46. Oh, boy. And she looks at him like he's Martian. And she says, no, I don't know. And he goes, okay, okay. Well, they made one version of it. And I go, and my wife is standing there. Rebecca's standing there. And Rebecca gets the look like, uh-oh. Oh, boy. You know, like it's a rescue mission now. So now it's a rescue mission. And I'm a part of the rescue mission. And so I say.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She didn't know about guns, bro. She's not into guns. And he goes, hang on a second. So he walks out and he brings his iPad in. Oh, my. He opens the iPad up. He brings up a picture of this and he's flipping through it and it's taken a while and he's got to find it. Finally, he finds it. Oh, no. He goes, OK, this is this is the one I'm telling you about. Now, this one is Russian, but you can see that the muzzle loader, it's not. The muzzle loader isn't. Now, I'm like, oh, he's probably been waiting to ask her that. So I go, yeah, man, she didn't care about guns. She's not into guns. She didn't care about guns or anything. And he goes, well, the reason I tell you is because the guy that I got this particular muzzleloader from, he wasn't from Hungary. He was from Bulgaria. But I couldn't get the part, and he told me the reason that I couldn't get it is because it came from Romanian. He's he's cussing about the Romanians and he's saying these Romanians, they never get me the right thing. They're a bunch of liars. They don't do anything, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, she's not from Bulgaria or Romania. And he goes, so, you know, you know, that's that's why, you know, that's why I told you. That's why I was telling you. Oh, my gosh. And she goes, yeah, I don't know.
Oh, my gosh. She goes back to her Skype. She's like, I'm going to cut my trip a little short. This is getting ridiculous. Oh, my gosh. Well, you know, I go, I said, I go, I should have told you that my brother, he really likes guns. And she goes, this reminds me so much of my father. He is so much like my dad. Loves to talk about the guns. Yes, he does. Oh, boy. He certainly does, doesn't he? I know another friend that has been known to search for things on their computer that they really wanted to show you for like 15 minutes and then make you watch something. I wonder if he could be related. Oh, cool. All right, man. I was thinking that the whole time. The whole time. Well, the apples don't fall. That is true. Far from the tree. That is true. How do you get killed from being shocked with a stun gun? We'll tell you because somebody has. We'll tell you where. We'll tell you how. We'll tell you the whole thing. And what's the giant golf club at Petco Park? We'll tell you about that, too. And, Woodsy, you need to explain the Padres to me, bro. I'm about to drop it on you, dude. Real good. Do that coming up. Make some noise in our live studio audience. FM 94.9. FM 94.9 Independence Jam. Coastal Invasion.
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And so when I find myself in obsessive compulsive thoughts processes, I go, stop it. You don't need to do that. Good for you. Then whatever it is that I was obsessing about comes to fruition and I go, freaking great. I knew it. I knew it. Rebecca and I were in Hawaii and I wanted to buy something. So I wanted to have it shipped back here. And they're filling out the shipping form and I'm going, it's like the woman's writing with her foot. This is all scribbly? It's all scribbly, you know? Oh, no. So she asked for my address, and I go, that's great, and I hope somebody can read that. And I'm going, stop it. What are you doing? Hey, control freak. Settle down. You know, because if it were me, and it were any of you guys writing it, I'd go, hey, hey, I can't understand what that says. Can you do that again, but do it like real, like so you could see the numbers and all that? Or just give it to me, and I'll do it. Let me do it. Yeah. Let me do it. So whatever the thing was was supposed to be here Wednesday. It didn't come in the mail. Oh, well.
So yesterday, Thursday, didn't come on the mail. Oh, no. So I called the place and she answered. And I told her what happened. And she goes, you know what? Let me call FedEx. I'll call you right back. She calls back. She goes, somebody at FedEx messed up. We figured out what happened. We figured it out. Somebody at FedEx typed in the wrong number. I wonder why. Oh, my gosh. Were you losing your mind? Oh, dude. Oh, dude. I'm sweating. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. I would do the same thing. Now, in my head, I'm like, okay, so the next time I start to obsess about something, how do I keep myself from like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. But that's... Maybe speak up, but calmly. Yeah, that doesn't seem irrational that you would think that. I would say something. You would have gone, excuse me. I'd be like, look, I'm so sorry. I know you may think I sound a little bit nuts. You're right with your foot. No, I wouldn't say that. It's like you write with your teeth. But I would say, you know, I've had a lot of problems with our address and stuff. Stuff gets sent to the wrong house. I don't know why, but I just want to be extricated. Mikey's writing with his mouth. I would have said, hey, Helen Keller, you want to let me do that for you? Maybe I do it. I wouldn't have said anything, but I would have done exactly what you did internally. Internally, I was like, there's no way that's making it to our house. But then I thought, no, you're being a freak. Of course it will. Stephen Hawking, I'll do it. Just give me the pen. Just give it to me.
I'll do it. I got it. I'm on it, dude. I got it. I'll just do it, and then I'll give it back to you. Somebody's been killed after being shocked with a stun gun. We'll tell you why, where it happened, the whole thing. Bunny dash at 7 o'clock. Woods taking his shirt off, having a bunny painted on his breasts and on his stomach, and then we're going to shoot him with a soft pack BB gun. It's going to be so fun. Hippity Hop Challenge is going to happen at 8 o'clock. Now, here's the thing with the Hippity Hop Challenge. The hippity hop challenge, we're going to have guys versus girls that are going to have to go around the building like we do. Okay? On those little kid hippity hop things. It's a relay. Loser has to take marshmallows. And we'll see who can get the most marshmallows in their mouth. Okay? And they have to say... We just called that Monday. At one time, you just stuff your cheeks. So you look like a hamster storing food. And you have to say, I want a king-size meal. That's what we're saying. Not Chubby Bunny? You can say Chubby Bunny. I want to say both. I actually want to lose because I love marshmallows. Not a bad punishment for me. You have to say Chubby Bunny.
And as soon as you can't say it anymore is when you know you've reached your limit. Awesome. I love it. I'm trying to think, well, who is my money on? I mean, I don't know. Because it has to do with how many marshmallows you can fit in your mouth. There's no way to guess. Well, question. Do you guys have a strategy for your race? No. We do. You do? Yeah, look who I work with. You have a strategy? Yeah, look who my partner is. Jay's got a plan. He's been scheming on it all night. We've been working out. Storyboarded. Let me tell you something about Jacef. I hope it backfires. Let me tell you this. Lauren and I won the last one. Let me tell you. Jay, you know, before he was the producer of the show, he used to be the promotion director at the old station. And every once in a while, he would have to set up challenges and stuff like that. He would anticipate ways that we could help ourselves. And he would purposefully plant. Screw ups, you know, ways to mess us up. So we would be going through something and all of a sudden we'd go, I got this. And we would go to do whatever it is we think we got. And he, surprise. Yeah. You know, the thing with Jay, it makes what we do for a living really fun. And we'll be in meetings, we'll be talking about stuff and we're like, just don't know if we can pull it off. Jay, I got it. And sure as hell, the next morning you walk in and there's.
A statue that's peeing. There's bricks that you're like, when did you get here? How'd you get all this stuff here? And why'd you have it? I had it in my garage. It's the greatest. There's not an idea you can throw past him that he can't figure out. Here's the difference between your brain. And when I say you, I mean anybody listening. Here's the difference between your brain and Jay's brain. Our brain goes, I can't do that. And you do because you go, well, you can't. It's not feasible. It's not feasible. It's not realistic. And to be honest, it's really irresponsible. Right. Yes. Yeah. Because it can't be done in a way that will ever make sense or be safe. It sounds good. Not going to happen. Yes. But you can say to Jay, can we take a 17 year old kid, launch them into space and safely return them home? I can do it. Why not? But not pressurize whatever it is that we're going to launch them into space. Oh, yeah. We can do it. Yeah, it can be done. It's always, oh, yeah. I've done it. You got a rubber? I'll show you right now. Well, hold on. I got one in my wallet. Hang on. Hang on. Been there since 54. Elvis gave it to me. Memphis. He's got a can-do attitude. Oh, dude. It's the best. You can come up with the craziest ideas he can execute. Yeah. It's awesome.
I need you to make a boat out of ham. I'm done. And I need you to sail it down the Mission Gorge. Under the Coronado Bridge. Under the Coronado Bridge. I got it in the back of my truck right now. That's right. You can have it done by 10. I'll honey bake it. I got bees in my attic right now. Right now. All right, so, Sienna, how did the guy get... Killed with a stun gun. This is sad. This happened in Orlando. And this guy was causing a bit of a scene outside of a movie theater near Universal Studios over there. And two off-duty officers were working security in the area. And they tried to deal with this guy. They say he was acting irrational. One of the officers tried to detain him. And he began to violently resist, is what they say. And the officer then shocked him with a taser stun gun. And then they handcuffed him. And while he was on the ground being handcuffed. He became unresponsive and was pronounced dead at a hospital right after. The stun gun killed him. I wonder if his heart just gave out. Yeah, they're not releasing his name or the details right now. You know what always bums me out is a lot of times these people, they got mental problems. Yeah. You know? Sad. And they're not on some sort of medication or something like that. Yeah. Sad. Woods, how long did you spend at the zoo yesterday? How was it?
Oh, it was fabulous. Fabulous. We went for about an hour and a half. You were there an hour and a half? Yeah, well, we were actually in the vicinity for about two hours, but actually at the zoo for about an hour and a half because it took me about a half an hour to find a parking spot. My sister-in-law, Tessa, is pregnant, so I dropped my brother Brent and Tessa off at the front, and I went to find a spot. No problem. I've been to the zoo before. Piece of cake. Dude. Packed. Every spot. It's spring break. In LA, every car was from Arizona. Dude, up and down the aisles. I would find a couple, and I'd go, all right, I'm following these guys. And then those Ds would cut through. And then I'd have to race around, and then there was some other D waiting there to take the spot. And I was losing my mind. Can you imagine a car camera, a dash cam on Woods during that? Beep, beep, beep, beep. I was like, and Brent, my brother is calling me because he can't believe, he thought I fell and broke my ankle or something because he's like, there's no way it takes this long. Every spot in the house was filled. You must have been so mad. I was so mad. Did you honk your horn? No, I didn't honk. Did you punch your steering wheel? No. I didn't punch your steering wheel. No? Steering wheel punch? No, I curse, but I was just like, come on. Did you say, God bless at any point?
Something like that. Yeah. You never at one time took a balled up fist and punched your steering wheel? Nope. What about Tom? It was Jamie's car. I don't mess with her. Oh, okay. Explains a lot. My car would have. M1 Lisa from Lakeside. Are you there? Yes. What was the word of the day? Ham. That is correct. I missed it. Oh, yeah. You get UFC 129. You also get a pair of tickets to see Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow August 2nd. Yeah. Hang on the line, all right? I love excited winners. I love it, too. Speaking of excited winners, somebody's going to be winning a brand new Harley at OSI. Yeah. Qualcomm Stadium, 10 to 4, 10 a.m. Or, excuse me, not 10 to 4, 10 to 1. 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. on Saturday, May the 14th, OSI is Operation Street Impact. Winning. And it happens at Qualcomm. One person is going to win a $24,000 black FXDB Harley from San Diego Harley-Davidson. Boom. And after OSI, you go out and hang out with Woods and LOB. They're going to be at San Diego Harley-Davidson. And they're going to be there when they pull up with Sky coming to get his new bike. Yep. Or a girl. Or a girl. Yeah. Come on. I know. I should say that. Such a sexist. I know. Enjoy. It's luck of the draw when you drive in. You just are handed an envelope and knows what's going to be in it.
Well, promotions will be putting a sticker on your car. We'll be giving you an envelope. And, you know, really, this is about the stickers, but we have great prizes. Great. I showed my husband hadn't seen the sticker sticker until yesterday. And I showed it to him and he was like, oh, my gosh, it's not like a big, long, regular bumper sticker. That's a rectangle. It's like a cool shaped octagon. I'm actually going to put this on my car. Like it's it's it's one of those deals where. And, you know, we've really enjoyed the feedback. People are digging it. And I don't put them on my car when they're Mikey show because I'm Mikey and that's weird. Yep. It's a little weird. But I like it. I like it. This one is really cool. It's like a sticker you've never seen before. Oh, man. I can't. Would just shame me out of it. You're doing it. No, you can't do it. I can't. Bro, you can't do it. I can't. But I want to. No, you can't. I'm going to. No, Mike, you can't do it, pal. No? You can. Do you wear a Mike? You don't wear a Mike? No, I don't wear a Mike's show t-shirt. I can't. Does Michael Jordan wear Jordan? No. Yeah, he does, but they pay him to. But he doesn't wear it. He wouldn't walk around in a number 23 jersey. You're proud of your show, and what kind of a host would you be to not want to show the rest of San Diego? But that's not why. I want to do it because I like that sticker. It's badass. That can be why. Just say that's why. Maybe just get a personalized play that says, I am Mike.
Mikey. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I just get an extension, you know, if that's the deal. Like I am. Like I am. I'm doing it. Also, a 42-inch LG Plasma TV is going to be given away out there. Yeah. Surround sound, a Blu-ray player. They're going to install it in your house. It's from Tried and True Home Theater and Security. Check them out on the web. They're great. That's actually my guy, Ian. And he's the guy that owns Tried and True Home Theater and Security. Only thing about... Tried and true home theater and security. The only one thing that I can say about them that is one critique, that's a long website. Tried and true home theater is a long website. I think that's the website. Just Google it. Tried and true home theater and security in San Diego. Google it because it's good. That dude knows what he's doing. I went to Mike's one day and he had, you have no idea the amount of components that were on the floor. And he was untangling stuff. I go, I wouldn't do that for anything. Took him all day. All day. He went and he took everything out of my cabinet and there was a lot of stuff in there. And he just cleaned it all. It was awesome. He cleaned it, made it all streamlined. That's some work. So much stuff. He started at 8 o'clock in the morning. He finished that night at 7.30. That is my nightmare. No doubt. Because I do it myself and it's not fun.
Do you really, Jay? There is no way Jay could ever see paying a human being for something he could do. No, my husband would do that. My dad does that. Most people do it. My wife does all our home video. It gets complicated and it takes a lot of trial and error. It's better to have somebody do it right the first time and get a professional. But I'm cheap. Isolate. Sienna feels like a snob. I do. Now, if you don't know, Sienna is from the township of La Jolla. I am. She grew up in La Jolla. She came from very good, I call it very good stock. Yes. She is, in fact, a debutante. I am. A real one. A real live debutante. What? Knockers. Oh, boy.
She went to debutante classes, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Etiquette classes. You graduate? Is that how it happens? No. No, it was like a six-month process where you go to etiquette classes and stuff, but mainly all the debutantes throw different parties. Like a coming out party. Yeah, yeah. Coming out into society. Oh, yes. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It didn't take six months. Mine was in Soho. You have to be invited in from the debutante committee, and it's a big deal. I'm ashamed. This is the thing. Easter's coming. Yeah. And every year since Sienna was a little girl, of course, she's done what every little girl in La Jolla does. They do an Easter celebration over at the La Jolla Country Club. That's where my wedding reception was. You guys have been there? It was lovely. It's the most stunning. It's beautiful. It's gorgeous. Top two percentage of wealth in the world. In the world. In the world.
Not the United States. In the world. Guys in Dubai are like, holy crap, that place is nice. This place is unbelievable. They are known for their incredible golf course. Yes, they are. Very pristine. Yes. Well, they have face painting. They've got an Easter egg hunt. They have the Easter bunny there. You know, they do it up. They do this big Easter celebration every year we go. Well, yesterday, Santa decided. That she was going to allow her daughter, Jenna, to have a friend accompany her. This year, bring friend. You can bring one friend, darling. One friend. And you better make them brush up on the rules. Oh, guess what, L.O.B.? Uh-oh. Guess what? Uh-oh. It's humiliating. Sienna had to place a call to the girl's mother. Oh. That's it for me. Oh, boy. And once she was on the phone, she... Notified her that she would be going to the La Jolla Country Club. She had to drop her off there because this little girl had a softball game in the morning, so she's getting dropped off later. This is the one friend Jenna wanted. LJCC. So I had to give her directions to the country club. That's not the worst part. Dress code. I had to let her know that she could not wear any denim because that's the club's no denim.
allowed policy. What about her little denim jumper? No, you don't understand. There is absolutely no denim allowed on the premises. Overall little dress? You cannot. Denim is simply not allowed. In other words, our program director, Garrett, would not be allowed. on the premises. He's a big fan of denim. He's got denim jeans, denim jackets, he's got denim underwear, denim hat, denim tuxedo, denim belt, denim wallet. I didn't want to have to say it, but I thought, okay, there's a chance she may come in like a jean skirt and she won't be able to come in. The booter. Nine year old. A little girl? A jean purse. Nope, not gonna find. What about a jean hat? Nope, not going to fly. I need to take the hat off. Get out. Excuse me, miss. May I speak with you for one minute? Yes. You need to hit the bricks. Why? You have a denim skirt on, and this is the La Jolla Country Club, and this is not permissible. I'm a little girl. I know you're a little girl. You're also a moron because you wore denim to the La Jolla Country Club, and everybody who's anybody knows you can't wear denim here. I don't think you understand. I'm nine.
I don't give an S. I'm a little girl. I could care less. Hit the bricks. Let me explain one other way. I'm in fourth grade. Great. Kick rocks. Sage could be wearing a denim dress and they'd be like, no. Can you get back in your General Lee and maybe take it back down to the other side? I don't drive a General Lee. In fact, I don't drive. I'm only nine. Perhaps your father does. My father is not here. There'd be no reason. This woman who invited me here today to the La Jolla Country Club. I've been, I'm an invited guest. You understand? I'm freaking nine. You're out. You're out. Oh, my God. You're out on your arse. I felt so mortified. I was dreading the phone call because I knew I was going to have to say the denim thing. I would have vomited. I was like, oh, God. Oh, but she's going to have a lot of fun because it's a great time. What if the, what if the little girl's mom had gone, excuse me? I said, I said. Oh, God. I said. I warned her and I said, what I'm about to say, I'm mortified. I have to say this. Oh, God. And she was like, what? And I said, so my parents belong to the Oklahoma Country Club. It's a lot of fun.
I feel like I told her numerous times, oh, I feel like such a snob. And she was laughing. She was like, no, it's fine. She's going to have a great time. She's going to be thrilled to get all dressed up. Well, of course she is. To Sienna's defense, it's a pretty common thing with country clubs. With commoners, yeah. Definitely common. My dad belonged to him. He had a certain quota. We had to go get meals there a certain amount of times a month. I would bring friends for dinner. was like 15, but they were like, make sure they know they're not allowed to wear jeans. I'm like, but these are skinny. These are cool. No, it doesn't matter. Tell them they must wear undergirdings. Unmentionable. To your defense, it's a country club thing. I know. I was so mortified. I just need to let you know that Your child cannot wear denim. In fact, my grandma, who is hosting this event for us, she bought Sage an Easter dress from a store called Spoiled Rotten. I know that's yours. It's the best. I bought Waverly a used placenta. Used. What am I going to do? Give her a new one?
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36 hours. I'm tired. Woods. Don't lie to me. Did you lie to girls? Okay. You don't lie to me. Zienna. You know how he likes some farting humor. And Jay. They will eat my edamame if I leave it out too long. On FM 94.9. We'll do sports in a little bit. Zienna, what's going on in news? Really? I have to do this with his bunny outfit right now? That's great what L.O.B. has done. I know. She's doing a good job. Woods has his shirt off. And she's used Woods' nipples to make eyes. Bunny eyes. Bunny eyes. Thigh lashes and everything. She has used his... That's a really good touch. She's used his belly button as a mouth. Lauren, that's brilliant. Thank you. It's brilliant. He's got a little cotton. I got white smudged. Yeah, what are you doing to his right nipple? I'm making the eyes blue eyes. Blue eyes.
Oh, my gosh. Okay, well, yesterday, last night, baseball fans got to see at Pecco Park. There's a brand-new tailor-made golf club. It made its debut last night. Now, this thing is 88 feet tall, this golf club. Yes. It also has the club head graphic on the outfield wall, but 88 feet tall is nine stories tall. Why? Because they're doing a big promotion thing. They teamed up with TaylorMade. And it's a replica of TaylorMade's R11 driver. Their new one. And so it's attached to the right field foul pole in fair territory. And it's a result of a three-year advertising agreement between Padres and TaylorMade Golf. What am I? It's incredible. Yeah, you have TaylorMade. I don't have a driver. You don't have a driver. But if a ball hits, it's in play. It's a weird spot for him, but kind of cool. I'll see it tonight. The club is 23 times longer than a real driver. You can see a picture. Hang on just a second. Can I ask L.O.B. a question? Yes. Did you ever think you would be painting woods? What if I had said to you a year ago, there's going to come a point in your life, L.O.B., where you're going to be rubbing your finger over his nipples. You would have gone, no, I'm not. You know me. I would have been like, I don't feel comfortable with that.
Boy, things have changed. Yes, they have. She's just rubbed black paint all over Woods' nipple. Woods just put on... It's like a motocross helmet face protector, but it has bunny ears on it. Also, one lucky Ramona man won a million dollars. It was out of a jackpot from the Santa Isabella Resort and Casino. This was on Wednesday night. The jackpot was hit on a penny gold series slot machine. Oh, wow. Now, this is linked to similar machines in casinos all over the country. So that's why it was so big. Yeah. So he won a million dollars. A million bucks on a penny thing. He was betting $2.50 when he hit the jackpot. Crazy. This guy, I guess, goes a few times a month. He just got real lucky. I wonder what, you know, like what kind of flip out you would have. Oh, I know what kind I would have. Yeah. You'd flip out. Probably faint. Yeah. Okay, so Sienna, what are Kinder Eggs and why are they now considered contraband? Kinder Eggs are a big player in Europe. I see them a lot over there, but they're here as well. They're these chocolate hollowed eggs and inside there are toys in the middle of it. You can see there's a picture here and they're hollow enough to get a plastic Easter egg inside of it. I've never seen that in my life. Oh, they're delicious. They are? But don't you bite into a toy?
You break it. You know that there's a toy in it. In Spain, they call them Kinder Suppressa. because it's a surprise. But travelers need to now know that if they buy these and they try to come back to the U.S. with these Kinder Eggs, they're going to take them away because the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission says that they are unsafe because of the tiny little toys inside. I don't like touching chocolate. But this would be like a big thing you would bring back for Easter are these eggs and you can't do it anymore. I don't like to touch it. Yeah, I know she does. Yeah, what's your beef with chocolate? Because it gets all over your fingers. Instantly it melts. Were you opening it in Arizona? No, but even if it's ambient room temperature, it's going to melt in your hands. Your body is warm. It's so good when you take it out of the freezer, though, and it's like a hollow chocolate bunny. You guys should stall more. Please. Give me a break. You give me a break. What is the matter with you? Give me a break. The guy's dressed as a bunny. You look fantastic. I have a bunny tail. I like your tattoo on your shoulder. What's the matter? It's very girly. What is that?
What? The tattoo. Is that a sun? It's a flaming softball. You know that. What is it actually? It's a sun. You know it's a sun. It's a ground. I understand. It's a defensive. It was an accident. I was 18. I was hammered. You picked it up off the wall. I picked it off the wall. I said, I'll take that. I don't have a cool rooster. I don't know what it is, but I'll have it. I don't have to testify. I don't have to testify. Soon I won't have a cool rooster either. I'll get some cool stuff. All right. All right. Come there. Woods? Yeah. Are you ready for the body gush? Yes, I've been ready. Look at me. So high strung. Scared to death. This hurts like hell. What does? These freaking BB guns, dude. Oh, I thought you meant the body paint. Are we ready? We are ready. All right. I'm going to put the microphone up in there. Yes. I got to test it. Come on. Okay, Woods. Go in. Go test your mic, Woods. Go in there and test your mic. Say hi. All right. Sounds good. All right. Now, what we're going to do is we have... And we're going to videotape all of it. Multiple camera angles. We're going to go in there into the other room. We have a whole suite here at the Mikey Show. It's called Studio M. And we're in the studio right now, but we have the door open and propped open. And we have this sort of a common area outside of our studio where we all get to hang out. And Woods is in there right now. And he's got his shirt off. And he's got on bunny ears and a little bunny tail.
We're going to take BB guns, and don't do this at home, kids. Don't do this at home. This is just professional, and we're adults, okay? Oh, wow. Look, Jay pointed the gun at him, and he ran away, and he looked just like a 7-year-old. He did. Like a bunny. Now, here's what we'll do. We're going to ask you a question. If you get the question right, we do not fire. If you get the question wrong, we have to take a shot. I know. Okay. I'm going to come in there. We're going to come in there. You ready, guys? Let's do this. Let's go do the bunny whatever. Bunny dash. Bunny dash. Bunny dash. Where are our weapons? Oh, wow. I can't have that one. I can't. I can't. All right. Oh, I thought he wanted the girls to have a car. I did. Do I just shoot or do I have to do anything? No, no. He's a cocket. That is not a good place for Chris. No. Yes. Okay. Am I? Am I now? I'm not. Do I have to do that every time? Okay. Woods looks like he's fielding baseball in the outfield. That's what his position is. All right, Woods, you ready? Yes. What part of the chocolate bunny do most Americans bite into first? The ears. Yep. Correct. All right, Woods, question number two. Woods began running anyway because he wasn't sure that was the correct answer. Woods, what Easter tradition?
Has been practiced on the White House lawn since 1878. Easter egg hunt. Is that wrong? Why did Lauren just shoot? It's wrong. Oh, Easter egg roll. Ow. Get back at me. Because I hadn't said yet. No, the bead. Oh, it did? Get back and hit me in the tooth. Oh, weird. Wow. That was wrong. It's called the egg roll. Yeah, it's called the Easter egg roll. Do it and roll. They roll it. We got to wait till I say correct or incorrect. Sorry, I came up with a question. Look at Woods. He grabbed a beanbag and threw it up in front of him. It got him in the voice. No, in the groin. In the groin. All right, Woods, you ready? I don't want to do this. What? Don't worry. There's only eight more questions. Yeah. What decade did Bugs Bunny first appear in a cartoon? The 30s.
Okay, Woods, are you ready? Who just shot? I did. Why'd you shoot? You said the rule was to wait till whether you said it was wrong. But you gotta shoot immediately. You gotta shoot immediately. You shot me in the back. You didn't say whether it's right or wrong. I did, didn't I? You just shot. Okay, okay. And he ran away. Woods, are you ready? No, I'm done. You're done. Woods is done. Are you done? Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Woods just said... I'm going all backwards. This is my last thing of the day. And I'm not kidding. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I love you, Woods. You look skinny. Okay, Woods, are you ready? Woods, what is the name of the main character in the book Green Eggs and Ham? Sam. Yes, that's correct.
That's correct. Good job, Woods. We're all rooting for you. All right, we're rooting for you now. Woods, you ready? What A-list actor starred in the film Who Killed Roger Rabbit? A-list actor starred in... Who Killed Roger Rabbit? I don't know. No, wrong. He didn't know. I already shot. I already shot. We're done. Wait. Are you ready? How many eggs typically come in a cartoon? In a carton. Sorry, sorry. Yeah. Twelve. That's correct. That's correct, Woods. Yay! What company makes the most popular cream eggs distributed on Easter? Cadbury. That's correct. Last one, Woods. In what state is the headquarters of Hershey's Chocolate? Pennsylvania. Correct. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
Oh, wow. Woods. That is not fun. Woods. Poor guy. Here's the deal. Oh, my gosh. Poor guy. Let me tell you. Never again. So we go, we go, I think Sienna had this idea of this thing called, was it your idea? What? The bunny. Chubby bunny? No, no, no. The bunny dash. Whose idea was bunny? I think it was Lauren. It was mine, but it was a spinoff of the one that we did during the NCAA tournament. Right. Now, check this out. So she goes, what if we do the bunny dash? She goes, and she had that idea of the tournament. And the question was raised, as we're talking it through in the meeting, we go, well, what if we did it with the airsoft guns? And nobody wants to do it. And I said, no, I don't want to shoot anybody. And Woods goes, I'll do it. And I go, no, I don't want to shoot you with those things. They hurt. He goes, I'm doing it.
And I go, Woods, no, don't, because I think it's going to hurt. Because we've done it before and it's hurt you. And he goes, shirtless is worse. Way worse. I was like, how about you wear a bunny suit so there's more padding? He's like, no, no, no, shirtless. Yeah. He demanded. He demanded. It's not like we forced him to do this. No, no, no. He demanded. What? He'll forget. Woods is known for signing up to do something and then saying he doesn't want to do it. I want to do it. Oh, but I do it. We went three and he's like, I'm done. I'm not kidding. I'm done. Somebody got me here under the boys. I wonder who that was. And then somebody got me right in the gut. I wonder who that was. And I know there's some on my back because I feel them searing. I got one on your back. I'm sorry. I have no idea if I got you at all. I just shoot. I started just randomly shooting after I got you square in the back. Why don't you guys... Get a room. Soaking wet. I feel bad. Oh my gosh. We really have... I have baby wipes in my car. I know, me too. You just put your shirt on and you never know. Hey Woods, we need to talk these things through. We still did talk it through. Yeah. When the first shot gets you in the groin, you're like, alright.
Oh, I farted. I started to feel so bad for him. Oh, it sounded like... I thought you did. You farted. You farted. I farted. Like you did. No, I started to feel so bad for him. Those airsofts are kind of strong. Not too soft. Yeah, one of them shot off the wall and came back and hit me in the tooth. I was, like, beating myself after that. That almost makes this all work. Yeah, it does. I was like, who? It came back. I mean, of all places. Her tooth. Her tooth. It didn't hurt, though, because I think all the power was out of it. I shot myself in a tooth. I'm glad I got some of those right. That would have been a long day. I tried with some easy ones. I know, and I left a couple out. I was like, I can't. Oh, you did? Oh, it hurt. Yeah, because, you know, I couldn't do it. I didn't have the heart. Yeah, it was heartbreaking. My poor little bunny friend was getting this. It didn't hurt as bad as the husky because I think I had a shirt on. Yeah. Yeah. And I was a little huskier. Yep. That's probably all this weight I'm losing. Let's listen to last night. Let's listen to last night. Katy Perry performing with Kanye West, their song E.T. on Idol.
She's actually a decent singer. Yeah, she is. She's very juggy. What's that? She's very juggy. Yeah. Very random song. Me or Katy Perry? Yeah, both. Both of us? Both of us. Katy Perry. Katy Perry. I want to sweep. Is it Russell? Yeah. Very. That guy, well, he could get anyone he wants anyway. And has, from what I've heard. I don't get it. See the guy from Bring Me the Greek? Yeah. Yeah, he's charming. The tall guy? Yeah. Scraggly hair. Fresh. But he can get anyone he wants. Can he? Sweaty looking. He's in the thousands. You know what that song sounded like to me? What? The One Republic song. We do a new thing called Elevator Ambush. We scared the guy so bad he us that he shook. Yeah, he was shaking. We ambushed the crap out of him. He was so confused. We get on the elevator here in the building. Brilliant, though. And we just start riding the elevator up and down, up and down. Until somebody gets on. Until somebody gets on. Yeah.
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This has been the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I got a box of, you know, stuff in the mail because I like to shop on the Internet. Lauren. I know all the rules. I just break them. Woods. I don't like to work out with people. I don't like to play video games with people, and I don't like to work out with them. Zienna. I made reservations for us last night. And Jay. I'm wearing cargo shorts right now. On FM 94.9. Woods, he introduced me. It's one of my finest pleasures in life, introducing you to things that you like. I like this a lot. Every now and then on the bumper music, I'll try to sneak something in that's not a hit, but I always do it for you. I want you to know that. I love this song, dude. I do. I do it for Mike. I do it for you. I do everything for you. Everything I do, I do for you. Everything you do, you do for me? Yeah. It's the Black Crows. It's so good. You want some harmonica with it? Mm-hmm. So heavy, baby.
I love her, Monica. Kill me. If I ever play an acoustic gig on a weekend, will you come up and do a harmonica? Would you do it? That'd be awesome. I'll be your harmonica player. That'd be awesome. Sans harmonica. Sans harmonica. That'd be awesome. I usually have a big vest with all harmonicas in it, but you just never even go to it. Yeah, you never go to it. No, I got it. I got it. That is awesome. You know those things like the Bob Dylan wears that hold the harmonica? You have one, but there's nothing in it. There's nothing in it. And you just go.
I would love that so much. I don't know what it is about that sound, but whatever it is, I'm all in on it. Oh, me too. I like it. So we're going to be doing the hippity hop challenge at 8 o'clock. So, all right, car of the year. Every year, it's, you know, car and driver. Everybody does their road and track. Everybody does their car of the year. But car of the year is always a big deal. And so, what was car of the year? The all-electric Nissan Leaf has been named the world car of the year at the 2011 New York Auto Show. Yeah, now, I don't like the Leaf. I think it's an ugly car. But, I will tell you this, they're making hybrids cool. Yeah. Finally. They're finally not looking like Mork's going to pop out of them. Yeah, why do they have to make it look like that?
Aerodynamics. See, part of the reason that they get the mileage they get is because of the way it's shaped, like an egg. But they're figuring out, well, we can still maintain that shape, but have some cool lines on it. But if you're going to make an electric car, can't you make it any shape you want? No. If it's electric. Well, but you're going to wear that battery out really, really quick if it's got any kind of resistance and drag. Yeah, makes sense. The Leaf has a 100-mile range, and it can be recharged in about eight hours. Wait, wait, wait. Overnight. Hold on. You can only drive 100 miles on it after a recharge? It says it has a 100-mile range and can be recharged. Seems like it's meant to be a commuter car. It is. How practical is that? It's a commuter. It would be for me at work. Woods, you get home, it's like your cell phone. You would use it exactly like a cell phone. In other words, my wife would run out of batteries. Me too. Do you know how often I come in here and I'm like, damn it, my phone's out of juice. But it would be while you were asleep. Well, that's the same with my cell phone. But people come home. I tell my wife, this is what happened with my wife's laptop. She goes, babe, my laptop's broken. I said, it is? Just got it. She goes, yeah. And I go, what's the matter with it? She goes, it won't even turn on. I said, really? I said, did you plug it in? And she goes, no, it won't turn on. And I said, all right.
You're screaming. And she was talking perfectly normal. She wasn't screaming. Yes, you're screaming. I go, you're screaming at the top of your line. So I plugged it in. I fired it up. And I unplugged it. And it had that little red light, little red thing that said 1%. Yeah, 1%. Now, my wife likes to do this. She likes to charge the laptop at least once a year. She likes to charge it. It's a good move. And then for a year, she uses it without ever plugging it in again. Now, she takes the dimmer. When my wife uses her laptop, this is what it looks like. It's one little dim light. That's me, too. You, too? It drives you crazy. It drives me insane. It hurts my eyes if it's too bright. That's what she says, too. She's got light eyes. People with lighter eyes have... Blue eyes. I said, how do you work that? Mine? I have turned up all the way to as far as it'll go. When I get the little message that says, like, you now have 10 minutes left. You're running unreserved battery. I'll be like, I'll plug it in at two minutes left. I like to milk it. Oh, my gosh. I feel like I'm messing up the battery if I overcharge it, though. Yeah, I'm making it hot. Yeah. But like.
If the longer you let your battery run, like until it gets empty, the stronger the battery gets, I feel. Yes, I believe the same. Same with my gas tank. So I don't want to overcharge it. Did you guys learn that from your summer internships at Apple? Yeah. Charge it every day. It used to be that way. Just charge it. I heard that with cell phones too. Like if you charge it too much, then the battery becomes dependent on the charge. Yeah, I've heard that. They're fine now. You can plug yourself on. Things have changed in battery world. Plug it in every day. I wonder if the car would self-charge or if you'd have to literally plug it into the wall. Because if it just self-charged, you wouldn't have to do anything. You'd just turn your car off. Yeah. I bet it's a plug-in bit. I'd plug it in. I'd forget. Weird. My wife, I showed Sienna pictures of... Oh, my God. Yeah, we all saw them. They were great. I saw them. She looks beautiful. The girl saw them. Gorgeous. I was there for the shoot. No, you weren't. You weren't. Creepy Uncle Jay. It is, Jake. Jake. Mikey's little boy. My wife went to Boudoir Divas. They know what they're doing over there. Happy birthday, pal. No kidding. No. Oh, man. I was so, like, I saw these pictures, and they threw in these wallet-sized ones. She goes, what are you going to do? What do you do with these wallet-sized ones? You don't worry about it. I said, I put them in my wallet.
I bet, you know, military wives and stuff, if they do it, they get the wallet size because their man can carry it on them. You better not lose that wallet. Yeah, you lose your wallet. Score for somebody. That's so creepy because I just pictured Jay trying to steal my wallet. Yeah. Hey, Woods, look what I got. In case you don't know what boudoir photos are, they're like sexy. Lingerie. Lingerie and lots. Well, some of them were very, like, it was implied sexuality. It was very, like, classy. Yeah, they're classy. They all are. But I showed you pictures that you can see. You know, there's sexier ones. A lot of them are ones you can see. And then a lot of them are, woo-hoo, mama. Some of them are racy. You break those out. Mike didn't show us any of those. Make that right. You didn't see any of that. Rebecca's probably like, what? And Rebecca Woods goes, let me see, dude. We're all friends. Both the girls go, no. She's like, we're friends. We're all friends here. Rebecca's like my sister. I showed Woods one that is, you know, normal. And he looks at it and he goes, she's beautiful. What? She looks beautiful. She looks like a model. I want to squeeze him. She looks gorgeous. And she did it without hesitation. The Boudoir Divas came in here a few weeks ago. Mike was like, I would love it. Rebecca went and did it. And now you have a book, right? Let me tell you.
Where's that book? Yeah. My wife got carded in Hawaii. Oh. She looks so beautiful in these pictures. Holy cow. She does. You guys, if you want to do something for your man, go get some pictures taken of yourself. I would love to do that for my man. Yeah. I told the boudoir divas when they were in here, I was like, give me like a year to get in shape. Yeah, me too. Don't put it off. You guys should do it right now. Yeah, do it. Make it right for your hubbies. I went hubby. I went on their website and they will show you that they have women that range in shapes, sizes, whatever. Colors. Girth. Yeah. And they make everyone look hot. When I was 21, I did it. I didn't go to a place. It was a radio thing. They came in and they convinced me to take these pictures. 21 at your prime. I'm so stoked I did it then. Wow. I know. But they're nothing compared to these ones Rebecca got. Hers are gorgeous and elegant. They look like Maxim magazine. They're amazing. They do. But yeah, I'll need like a year. You don't. I would do it again. You don't need a year. Yeah, and a baby. I just give myself a little time. Yeah, I hear you. Every woman says that and they don't.
That's what the bourgeois divas said. They go, everyone always says that, and they're surprised. I'm like, there'd be no surprise here. Yeah, I know. You guys say that, but how would you like it if you had to strip down? I just did. I'd do it in a heartbeat. Yeah, but it's different to put on a sexy face. It's different to have a bunny painted on your chest. Woods, don't take your pants off. You're being silly. Imagine having to be serious and pose sexy. I'd do it in my sleep. You would not. I did it. I was the first boudoir. Jay would do it. I invented the word boudoir. If Jay would do it, I would do it. Well, then maybe you do it. You should do it. Please do it. I'll do it for my wife for sure. Oh, I'm not doing it for my wife. I want to know what the sexy guy poses are. Won't I be like... What would the guy wear? No, no, no. I want them to do it. Lingerie? I'm not a cross-dresser. Oh, yeah, but that's what I want. That's what I want to see. That's what you want to see. I know exactly what Woods would do. He would push his breasts together and try to give himself cleavage. No, I don't do that. He didn't have to push them together. Uh-oh. It's killing me! It's killing me! Ah! Wait, wait, wait! Okay, okay, okay. It's killing me! It's killing me! Ah! How would I make a sexy face? I see, like...
I see guys with their shirt off and boxer briefs with just a tie on or something ridiculous. Something ridiculous. I'm just saying, what would a guy do? Underwear. Maybe we make you guys up. Okay. Full makeup. Hair extensions. If Boudoir Divas are listening, please call. 570-1949. They had a shoot yesterday. Because I got an email that they were like, oh, we're doing some media people, you know, and we have to open a slot. I wish that we would have talked about this yesterday. We could have gotten them in there. Maybe they're listening. If you're listening. If you're listening, call 570-1949. Now, if I did, if I was to do this. When you do it. When you do it. Do you want, do you want it to be funny in lingerie or do you want them to really try to make you like sexy? As serious as you can be. Do you want me to be? Yeah. Opened up. I got it. I got it. Tom Cruise, risky business. Tom Cruise, risky business. Socks. Hair all messy. Whitey tighties. Open shirt. Just looking like doe-eyed with one finger in the mouth. Sunglasses. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Maybe you guys take a couple together too. You guys are way too willing to do this. I know. Why do you make a boss? You guys are so
obsessed with the song. I sing it all day. I don't get it. Why do you guys love it so much? It's so lame and great. It's so lame. At the same time. Can we pull the curtain back? Sure. I was in here the other day. I've been in this real country mood ever since I watched Country Strong. I'm in the same mood. After which time that you watched Country Strong? I've only seen it once. Have you? As far as you know. I've seen it three times. See, I've just watched it three times. Well, this is the funny part. So, Jamie was like, I really want to see it. I go, okay, I'll watch it with you. Now, listen, the Yankees were on and I go, babe, I'm going to give up this Yankee game and we're going to watch Country Strong and we'll have a date night. So, pat myself on the back for that one. Big spender. Yeah, easy pot. I'm a charitable thing. Yes, I'm a charitable thing. And I did some stuff that is pretty freaking funny. It's true. You ever just love yourself? Yes. Nobody else will if I don't. I... Everyone loves Wes. Anyway, we watched this movie and it was... It's pretty cheesy but pretty badass. It's the best movie ever. Great song. So I come in here the next day and all I'm singing is country music. So I'm singing Willie Nelson, Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain. And I was like working and I go... I can't remember how it goes. Blue Eyes... Blue Eyes...
How does it go? Blue Eyes Crying. Oh, yeah. Blue Eyes Crying. And Mikey walks by and goes, Blue Eyes Baby's Crying. The Elton John song. And he goes, who sings that? I go, oh, it's Englebert Humperdinck. I thought, hey. That seemed like a reasonable guess to me. Like I thought it was one of those cheesy. Yeah. Tom Jones. Yeah. And so we were like, who is it? Who is it? So Woods goes on Google. He starts laughing. He goes, it's freaking Elton John. No idea. And I go, that's right. It is Elton John. So for the past like four days at home, like Rebecca's like enough. Same with Jamie. So annoying. I'm like a parrot. Whatever you guys start singing or whatever jingle is on, I'll repeat 17 times. So we all tweeted it yesterday and didn't explain it. So Matt calls me. My boyfriend, Matt, calls to check in the afternoon. He goes, hey, 30 seconds in the comment. Can I ask you a question? What does blue eyes mean? And I explained it to him. And I was like, I'm like, you're not going to think it's funny. And he cracked up, calls me last night to say good night. And I go, hello, blue eyes.
That's all I've been doing. Me too. It's driving Santa nuts because during commercial, all we'll do is sit in here and go, she's never heard it. I don't know the song. I don't care about the song. And that's all I hear. We do it constantly. Give me one, Mike. Give me one. Give me one. And they do it and they all laugh. Like, it's so funny. Give me one, Mike. And Woods will text me and my text will go, and I look at it and it just says, blue eyes dot, dot, dot. And I start dying. I wish I was going to text you yesterday. It just blew up. I know. It's the best. It is the greatest thing. It is. And I said to Woods, I go. You guys are clowns. You're making me not like blue eyes anymore. It's so great. Have you run that back? From the top. From the top. Please help me someone. She's up there singing in a duck suit. Big ass glasses on.
Moon shoes. Oversized. Rainbow suspenders. How did we not know Elton was gay? I know. The guy was wearing rainbow suspenders. He was wearing a rainbow afro. Yeah. He was eccentric. Yeah. Man, I wonder what girls he's with. What blue-eyed girl is he singing to? Dude, yesterday, L.O.B. says, and it was off the air, L.O.B. goes, I wonder who he's singing that to. Yeah. You dorks. Why is it so good? Mikey texted me. He goes, why is that so funny? Why is that so deliciously funny? I said, Big Gay Elton. Just up there playing that piano. Looking out at the audience. At Madison Square Garden or something. Yes, of course. Two sold out nights, Madison Square. I know what you want. Are you waiting for Blue Oz?
Are you waiting for Blue Eyes? There's no intro either. No. The crowd freaks out. Holy cow. Do I do a diva's call yet? No. Too bad. That's too bad. Dang it. Don't worry. We'll get you hooked up. We'll figure it out. You guys will get in there. You guys ever forget stuff, so I'm feeling like we're in pretty good shape. Lauren and I don't. I'm not going to forget. This one I won't forget. I need to see you. Those pictures will be great. Wow, you're making me uncomfortable. I need to see you guys in a negligee. Can they wear long wigs? Anything you want, cowboy. Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Woods in a curly blonde wig. I can't wait.
Jay in a red-headed wig. Mikey. With a beard. All right, if we do our boudoir pictures, you have to show us Rebecca's. There you go. No! No, she's not part of this. Look at Woods. Like, I'm such a baby. No, I won't show you my eglise. I don't want to. My wife, not yours. Like, I'm the baby. No, I won't let you see my wife in her underwear. Is she in her underwear? No! Yes. She's in lingerie. It's lingerie. Wow. Blue eyes. And Rebecca does have blue eyes. Yes, she does. Blue eyes. Please stop. Please don't ever stop. Never. Sienna. Because this is such a big deal, not every M1 is going to say it to me. Yes, yes, yes. And be like, blue eyes. And I'm going to be like, oh, I can't even look at Sage and Merck's blue eyes. So I have to tell you this. So during commercial, sometimes we'll be.
Sometimes we'll be joking around and we're all talking, but sometimes we're all working. We go in a zone. And we go in a zone and we're all on our computers. We're checking our email. We're on Facebook. We're doing something during commercial break. And it'll be dead silent in here. And our whole thing the past couple of days, we'll wait for the most silent moment and one of us will go, blue eyes. And we start dying. Well, most of us, yeah. Except Sienna. She's like, it's the stupidest thing. It is stupid. And I didn't think if I explained it to Matt, he would think it was funny. And he died. It's the greatest. Because it reminds me of being a little kid and hearing that song. And even at like seven going, wow, that's super gay, that song. Maybe it's just because I never heard the song. The baby's gone. I don't know. I don't get it. And it doesn't sound like Elton. It's nothing like Daniel or Rocketman or any of his other great hits. The way it starts is what gets me. It's so sudden. Here's what I would like to happen throughout San Diego. I would like people to, if there is ever an opportunity at a live performance for requests. That will do it. Blue eyes.
I want people to just go up to people and be like, can I request a song? Can I request Blue Eyes? Maybe make it your wedding song. Kind of like how people were going into Starbucks and writing down Hoyle handwriting to get their coffee. That's right. Hoyle's our station manager. Until Jay took my voice. Yeah, until Jay took your voice. He done up and took my voice. Yes, he did. You know, I had a long run here. Yeah, you did, Hoyle. That was real great for a while. And then what? And then, oh, Jay came along and I don't exist. Being all creepy and stuff. That's right. I went to weigh a CBK and Suzanne and Topper and all of them. A lot of characters have come on. What happened to all them? Frankie. Frankie, yeah. What happened to big old guy Frankie? What happened to him? Movie phone guy. They're all gone. Except you, Tom Tom, girl. Oh, look at you, golden girl. Get off my case. Please. Enough. Do you know how many men are going to annoy their wives? Singing it tonight. It's weird what tickles us, but this one got us.
Real good. Real good. Got us good. It will never cease to get me. No, I know. Great. Hey, I have a new rule. If we're ever fighting and arguing, somebody break the tension. Yes. Blue eyes. No. It will work. When Lauren does it, it kills me. It slays me too. It'll be dead silent and do it. Blue eyes. She'll do that in commercial break. I'll almost pee. All right, we'll play you Elevator Ambush when we come back. Blue eyes. Blue eyes. Be a part of the Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949. Or text 949mikey at gmail.com. More coming up. Are you sure this thing is some sort of cult? On FM 94.9. This is the FM 94.9 Bud Light Concert Calendar. Well, hey, it's Hillary with some shows for you to go check out. Mud Honey's in town Saturday the 30th. Ghostland Observatory play 4th and B on May 6th. You can see Pinback at the Belly Up May 13th. And Urge Overkill at the Casbah May 14th. Cage the Elephant and Manchester Orchestra hit SOMA on June 1st. June 5th at the Oceanside Pier Amphitheater. It's the FM 94.9 Independence Jam Coastal Invasion 2011. With Cold War Kids, Leaky Lee, Peter, Bjorn and John, Band of Skulls, Everest, The Silent Comedy, Crocodiles,
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Oh, man. Zienna. How fair my skin is. I got freckles. Get out of here. And Jake. I love boobs, too. I love blue boobs of all sizes. I just don't think they have to be giant or rubbery. On FM 94.9. Let's make some noise. We got a lot. Oh, everybody's eating. Everybody's eating. I wait until everybody's hands are full. Thank you to the South Park Abbey. Let me tell you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, my gosh. They are at 1946 Fern Street here in San Diego. And this is really, really cool. 3% of all of their sales go to charity, which is really, really amazing. Every customer gets to choose one of the following charities, and 3% of their check goes to one of these. The ASPCA. How awesome is that? Natural Resources Defense Council. And I love this last one. The Jimmy V Foundation. Awesome. Or...
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16 craft beers on tap. A full bar. If you want to know more about them, go to thesouthparkabbey.com. But a great restaurant. Those wings are smoky. Might I add the best portobello mushroom sandwich I've ever had? Yes. I just feasted on a portobello mushroom sandwich that was delicious. I just put down six giant wings. No problem. I want to put down another 12. Me too. The beer is delicious in here. Are you guys... I was like, what? Are you guys ready for the hippity hop challenge? Yes. Oh, wow. I don't think so. Give me your sweatshirt. Nope. Here's what we're going to do. Guys versus girls. Okay. And they're going to be on those little kid hippity hops. Now, when I say little kid, I mean, these are not meant for some of these an adult can get on. Not these. These are not meant for adults. It's going to pop. It's for no one older over five. Yeah. Five and under. Five and under. Yeah. Ages three to five. I need Chris to make sure he gets plenty of video footage of CNN on this hippity-hop. I've already requested to wear Woods' sweatshirt. I've already requested denied. Thank you. Request denied. Question. I'll be wearing a sweatshirt. Okay, now, when this is over, the...
How should we do this, Sienna? Because you had a great idea. Oh, well, of course, there has to be a punishment for the loser. So if Lauren and I lose, which we won't, but if we do or if Woods and Jay lose, they have to do the chubby bunny contest, which is when you have to stick as many marshmallows in your mouth as you can at one time until you can't say chubby bunny anymore. So it's just ridiculous and fun. Jay is going to get the microphone set up out in the hallway so that I can call the action. I think it's going to take a while, actually. To what? Get set up? No, I think it's going to take a while to hippity hop around. Yeah, it probably will. I think that you guys should not have to hippity hop around the entire building. Agreed. I think that you should do to all the way around and half to the center of the building where the elevator is. Elevator to elevator. Elevator to elevator. How about this? I'll do you one better. What? How about...
The first person goes that halfway, hands off their thing at the halfway mark, then the next person finishes at the elevator. That's okay. Yeah, it's a relay. That'd be a little easier. Because it's hard to hit pretty high. These things are freaking, it could take 30 minutes. We have valuable time. You guys ready? Yeah. Oh, I feel sick. After eating wings, I'm going to be napping. Here we go. Here we go. All right. We're walking out. I think so. Yeah, hang on. Let me check. Can you hear me? I did. All right, come on up. You're going to be so much better than me. I'm taking my shoes off. You guys have to decide. Of course, you guys have to decide who is going to start the relay and who's going to finish the relay. Okay. Jay, Jay, you're going to finish the race. L-O-B, you're going to finish the race. This is like a balloon, a regular balloon. It's going to pop. Woods, how do you feel? I feel great. Do not pop balloons. They cannot pop balloons. I hope this is not like... Remember? No. Well, my wife posted pictures of the chair that you broke at our house. I didn't break that chair. You leaned back in it, remember? Jay pulled it back and broke it. Okay. Well, in just a moment. Are you guys ready? On your mark. Get set. Go. Oh, wow. Well, immediately Sienna had the lead, but we got longer.
Stronger legs. Sienna just lost her balloon. She lost her hippity hop. She just made her way around the corner but then fell off. Woods is making his way all the way around. I can hear it. Now Jay, I think, already has his hippity hop. He should be coming. Sienna fell. Wow. Woods is hopping with Jay. That wasn't even a contest. Not even a contest. L-O-B and Jay won. Not even a contest. Our Woods and Jay won. Wow, here comes Lauren. Wow. Let me talk to you, LLB. Let's talk to the losers first. LLB, come here. Explain what happened. Woods came around the bend, Sienna fell, and it flipped behind her, and then he got in the way of the handoff, and then I fell. Now, let me ask you, before this tournament began,
Did you have high hopes for the girls? I did. I thought we were going to have, like, a lower center of gravity and be a little lighter on our feet, but... Does this prove to you that men are better than women? Not at all. Not at all. No? No. Woods is bigger. He took more room, and I couldn't get past him. Okay. Woods, let me talk to the winning group now, the guys. Woods, how do you feel after your victory? Hey, Mama. Hey, Grandma. Thank you all. Thank you all. Jay? I just like to think. The man upstairs. So does this prove once and for all, Woods, that men are better than women? I don't think there's any question about that. All right. Jay, do you agree with that? Men are obviously better than women. All right. The girls are still trying to find a technique. Well, Sienna actually got a good lead. Then I realized if I widen my legs, I get a better move. And so I started moving, and I started getting, you know, kind of getting into it. Yeah, one hand. All right. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Stop it. Thank you guys very much. Thank you, Mike, for having us. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're welcome. You're so welcome. All right, let's go back in the studio. Oh, I'm going to. All right, I want to see you. The girls have to, right? Girls have to eat marshmallows. Chubby bunny. Lauren says she wore out her knees. I do. It's too bad, Matt. What did he say? Too bad, Matt. Oh, I thought he said it wouldn't be the first time. Hey! Oh, wow! Hey, the microphones are on. Uh-oh. Here. Oh, gosh. Grab me a little hand.
Hold those guys, those little bubs. So Sienna's grabbing a bunch. I need more than that. Yeah, you need more than that. The girl should have a bag apiece. You guys should guess how many we can get. I got a big mouth. I would say. I would say. Let me see those. I have big cheeks, too. How many do you have there? This would be seven. You need way more. I have one. I believe that the magic number for LOB will be 17. Well, I only have 12 in my pile. Should I get more? Let me see. No, there's no way I get more than 12. Let me see. How many you got? I'll get like five. You have 12 there? Does somebody know the Heimlich, just in case? I do. I have 18. Magic number for Sienna will be 15. No! No, I don't. Oh, well. Oh, gosh. Should we go one at a time, counting them in? Yep, you go one at a time, and you have to say Chubby Bunny. As soon as it's, and you're going to go... One, Chubby Bunny. I'm going to go back and forth. Yes. I'll watch Sienna go first. All right. Go ahead, Sienna. Say it. Go ahead, L.O.B. Go ahead. This is hard. That's two. Three for Sienna. Three for Sienna. Oh, wow. You said 17? I can still hear it. Is that three, L.O.B.? Oh, wow. You could totally hear that.
How many is that? Four. Four. Four. She's going to hold her hands up. Four. This is the great one. Go ahead. This is the great one. She just snotted. Snotted. Snotted. Snotted. There you go. Snotted. Snotted. She snotted. Oh, my God. I got to hear it again. She's done. She's going to vomit. Try it. Oh, my God. Mellow me. It's been sitting there with these in her mouth. Do five. Oh, my God. She's amazing. I need all these isolated. Thanks very much. Is this five or six? Six. Six. Oh, my God. L.O.B., come on. You can do one. Here she goes. Seven. This is seven for L.O.B. Six. Six.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. That's awesome. How many is that in your mouth? Six? Yeah, this is seven. This is seven. This is seven for Sienna. Don't spit it out, Olivia. Oh, my gosh. There they go. There they go. That's fantastic. I couldn't do it anymore. That was fantastic. Let's hear it. Good job, Sienna. She can still go. Lauren's still going. That's seven for her. Is it seven? I got to seven. Couldn't do more. Can't you do one more? Oh, my God. Wow. One more. One more. One more. Eight. She can't. Yeah, she can. She's trying. She's trying eight. She's trying eight. She's trying eight. You got it. Don't post this video. You can't do it. You are a powerhouse. You can do this. It's already gone. I want to try it. I thought I was going to joke. I thought I was going to joke. I thought I was going to joke. I probably put one in.
Where are they? I want to try. Let's try it. Can we do it? Me and Mikey. How many is that? That's four. Oh, my God. There's eight. What's the record? Seven? We both got to seven. Okay. You think we can get eight, Mike? Yeah. Two. Oh, my gosh. All right. You ready? I'm ready. You think that they would squish a lot more. I know. Chubby bunny. They're both... Chubby bunny. Two. Woods is two. Chubby bunny. Oh. Three. Mike has three. Chubby bunny. Woods. Chubby bunny. Wow. Four. Chubby bunny. Chubby bunny. Five. Chubby bunny. Didn't Mikey just call this a Friday night? Let's go five. It's killing me. It's killing me. Chubby bunny. Six. You guys have a way better technique. They're shoving it in their pockets. Chubby bunny. Wow. Six. Chubby bunny. Wow. You guys are good. Go to seven? Tell me 20. Tell me 20. Oh, my gosh. Eight. Mike said eight. Oh, my gosh. This is disgusting. Mike is a champion. Tell me 20. How many is that? Eight? Oh, my gosh. Woods, go. Tell me 20. Oh, my gosh. Nine, Mike. Ew. He's a throwout. Tell me 20.
Oh my God. Mike has nine in. He's like a blowfish right now. Oh my God. Nine woods. Oh my God. There's a white spit going in. Woods lost it. Mike, put ten in. Lost it. He just spits white slobber everywhere. Oh my God, dude. Oh my gosh. That game's awesome. Oh my God. You guys look like cartoons! Wow, you put us to shame! That was phenomenal! You almost doubled us! At some point I think that fell out of my mouth.
Holy cow. I get paid to do this. That video is going to shame me so badly. Can you imagine if one day we're in court and they go, can you describe your job, please? Can you describe your job title, your job description? What would you say you do in the course of a regular work day? Well, this last Friday, I told people how Jesus Christ saved my life. But before that, I put 17 marshmallows in my mouth. And said the phrase, chubby bunny. I took my shirt off and had one of my coworkers paint a bunny on me, and then I took BBs to the chest, legs, and groin area. I painted aforementioned a coworker and rubbed black paint on his nipple and nipple area. Can you state the person, the coworker's name that painted that? Her name is Lauren O'Brien. Okay, can you spell the last name for me, please? It's O-apostrophe-B-R-I-E-N. Okay, and she painted your nipples, you say? She did. I think that's still... You don't have to show the court. You don't have to show the court. The court didn't ask to see them a little bit, but for entering the evidence, said nipples. Okay, no, I got it. Okay. What did, Ms. O'Brien? Yes. What did you use to paint his nipples? First, I used some washable markers. Okay. And then body paint. All right, and again, this is your job?
Your Honor, we also failed to mention that the four members of our show jumped on hippity hops around the building into an elevator. It was actually on Good Friday. Okay, can you tell us what a hippity hop is? It's a little ball with a handle on it. And you jump on it like that. Okay, and if it pleases the court, what is the other young lady's name? Can I state your name, please? Sienna. Sienna, what's your last name? Farrar. Okay, Sienna, did you participate in the, what was it called again? It's the hippity hop challenge. Hippity hop challenge. I did. I actually slid on my face and hands went out and fell on my knees, which are still sore. Okay, were you paid for that? No, no. Yes, you were. Salary. Oh, yeah, apparently. Your salary. That's your job. For being here, yeah, I do get paid for this, yeah. Okay, and the marshmallows, that kind of thing, is that a regular occurrence? It should be. It's not. It is now. In fact, we should do it probably once a week. Yeah. Probably. And see if we can beat our own record. You have to do it with different things. I give up. It's a white flag. The napkin is stuck to Mikey's hand because of the marshmallows.
Start the race. It's a safety hazard. Oh, boy. He has marshmallow goo on his hand. When I was in eighth grade, we had like this big sleepover. And we played Chubby Peppercini. Oh, wow. You've never seen anything more disgusting in your life. It was like green slime everywhere. Did you see Mikey's eyes light up when you said that? He's like, oh. What else could we use? I don't know. Pot roast? Yeah, chubby pot roast. Chubby pot roast! Chubby donut! We could do jalapenos, but I feel like you'd have an unfair advantage. Oh, absolutely. There'd be no question who'd win that one. You might have to do ghost peppers, and we'll do just green peppers. Chubby brisket in. Potato salad. Chubby deviled eggs. That's hideous. That's hideous. I have to wash my hands. Do you want the hand gel? Got about a minute. Ever do that? Ever do that? Oh, boy. Just run a song for a minute. Let's do this. Who's that, Adele? Uh-uh. That's Skylar Green, the one that sings on the Dr. Dre song. She's really good. This is Diddy in her. How do you know when you met your perfect match? And are you with yours now? The Mikey Show on FM 94.9.
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Holy smoke. Wow. All right. What are we doing? Oh, how do you know when you met your perfect match, Sienna? You guys, I didn't come up with this list. It's your list. It's your list. So don't do Sienna Farrar's list. Every time I do one of these lists, Sienna, what? Why do you have a shirt on that says awesome? I haven't even heard it in that this list is terrible. Sienna, why is there a tiny little plane flying over your head with a banner that says I wrote this list? It's circling your head. Yeah. Five signs that you've met your perfect match. BS. That is terrible. I don't buy one bit of it. Okay, you discover quirky things that you have in common. Not something like, oh, we both like Coldplay, but something that's uncommon and surprising, like Mikey and Rebecca love a certain scene in Lord of the Rings, you know? Yes. Like, you know, other things. Okay, a quirky thing could be...
We both like the smell of dishwashing detergent. Exactly. If you both like something weird like that, and you go, you too? Or like fabric softener. I love the smell of fabric softener. Me too. Todd and I have a farting humor. Yes. Jamie and I have the same humor. Yeah. Is there anybody married in the room? Anybody married? Nobody's married? Oh, that's like a singles bar in here. No. I feel at home. Wow. Everyone here is single mingle. What do you know? Let's party! Get some. Keep party. Another sign that you've met your perfect match. Neither of you flinch when the future comes up. So if someone's like, oh, you know, we should go there next summer if someone brings up Hawaii or something. And both of you are like, yeah. The other person's like, oh, yeah. This is for people who are dating. Dating. Yes. And you say something like, oh, we should go next summer. Remember I told you about such and such cabin? If he's like, that would be cool. Yeah, maybe. He gets a little nervous. Then he's probably not looking at future with you. If a guy or a girl were to do that, it would instantly say,
This is not happening. Yeah. Oh, for sure. Well, some people throw that card out the first week of dating. I left my freaking watch in there. Will you get it? Please, please, please, please, please, please, please. You left your watch in the bathroom? I left my freaking watch in the bathroom. Oh, my gosh. I took it off to wash off the goo. Blew us. Holy cow. That just scared me so bad. If it's not there, I will flip my lid. What are you doing? No, you're not. Sienna. He wears this hat. It's ridiculous. I'm on board. I'm on board. I had nothing. We talked about it. I'm hiding it. So, I had zero to do with that. He's back. He's back. He's back. Thank you. Thank you. Was it sitting right on the thing? Yeah, sitting right there. I can't believe you forgot. Well, we're on a, it's a holiday here, so luckily there's nobody else. Nobody in there, yeah. We're the only people working in this city. Oh, weird. Not in the city. Other people have to work, too. In this city. Hey, happy birthday, LFM.
It's licking financial media. I know. We'll be here in the trenches. Everybody's off? Yeah, the building. There's nobody here. The whole floor is empty. Oh, my God. HVD. There's a couple more signs that you've met your perfect match. It's, you know, do your friends like them? Yeah. Yeah. Can I tell a story about that? Yeah. Have you ever been in a situation, and it's always when you're younger. It's always when you're younger. It's like this happens 0% of the time. If you're an older person. But if you're in your teens or your early 20s, this could happen to you. You're really looking forward to your friends meeting somebody that you've met. Yep. And I don't know if this is, maybe it's just me. Maybe it's just been me. Where they do a thing where they're not that enthused. And you want them to be enthused. You want them to be stoked as you are. Can I, like, I remember this like it was yesterday. There used to be a claim jumper in La Mesa. It's not there anymore. Now it's a Casa de Pico. But it used to be claim jumper. Maybe it is still there. It might still be there. Maybe it is still there. But it was at the Grossmont Mall. And I had been dating this girl named Rola who, you know, it turned out that that wasn't the best choice. For you. For me, because it ended bad.
In the beginning, it was really great and I really liked her and everything. And I could not wait for her to meet a couple of friends of mine. And so it was a guy that I knew and his girlfriend. And so we meet at the restaurant and me and her sitting on one side of this booth and the other two are sitting on the other side of the booth. And I remember what she asked that they both were very irritated. And it was the first time they ever met. Uh-oh. She goes playfully, and this is her personality. She goes, so when are you guys going to get married? Because they had been together for like three years. She goes, when are you guys going to get married? And they were probably 24. I say they're 24. She goes, when are you guys going to get married? Yeah, sign me up for that. It was a joke. I mean, she was being playful. Does she know them? No. First time meeting. Yeah, you don't. You don't? You don't go there. What's that bad? You don't go there when you don't know them. But lighten up though, guys. Lighten up. She shouldn't have said it. You have to expect you're going to get that. What's the matter with you people? I was joking. She's kidding. Don't you not joke when you hear one? You walk away like that couple should have walked away that night and be like, how about that awkward question? Who asks that? But not get worked up about it. You could instantly tell that they were both like, they both had a look like, who asked that?
I bet because the girl really wanted to get married and the guy was like, hey, don't put the pressure on me. It could be. It could be. They probably got in a fight about it driving to the restaurant. Are you ever going to marry me? Stop bringing it up. Oh, my gosh. Stop freaking asking me. I'm never going to marry you. And maybe that is a deal. But holy cow, I guess that's a thing. Another one that I really liked, one of the signs that you've met your perfect match, you know, there's the ones like you think in terms of we instead of just you. Like, that's obvious. But the one is you constantly stumble across things you want to share. Like you may be walking down the street without them and you see something that you know that they're going to love or will make them laugh. Like I do with Woods. Right. Exactly. Yes. How you text each other blue eyes. Like you're like, I wish Woods was here to have that. Sunday with me. Oh, look at Cheesecake Woods would love this. Oh, it's a donut shop. Oh, man. That's our McDonald's. That's our McDonald's. Hey, look, it's a taqueria. Little things like that are the signs that you may have met someone special. Mikey would love this burrow. Look, it's size four shoes. Mike.
That's a terrible list, Yenna. Don't write any more lists. Well, they give you... They give you... You mean you. No. You made those up. They give you the things that mean you could be... headed towards a dead end. But it sounds like every relationship, you roll your eyes when you're in an argument. I still roll my eyes. You're going to roll your eyes sometimes. You can't handle the uncomfortable silences. That's actually a bad sign. If you're dating someone and you're really uncomfortable, if it's silent, that means it's not working out really well. You like Steph? Raise your hand in the room if you have a significant other. I know you're not married. We got... These two have a... Oh, they each have each other. And these two girls do. There's two single girls. And the guy and the girl. Are you guys buddies? Co-workers? You do not work together. Lovers? You're co-workers? Hold on. There's something fascinating. They're friends. Hold on, though. There's something more. I'll take care of it. You got it? Can you come over to the mic? Come over to the mic right now. I'm so sorry. I am going to do all the talking. I'm so sorry. I'm going to do all the talking. Come on, guys. Come on. Mike. It's Garrett. Don't worry. Do your thing. Don't make him uncomfortable. Do your thing.
Sienna, forget about that. Have a seat. Have a seat. Pull up another chair. Pull up a chair. What we have here is an attractive man and an attractive woman. And they are friends. They showed up together. Okay, we're going to find out what the story is. So pull that microphone up. You've got to be this far away from the microphone, a karate chop distance away. So you've got to be able to put your hand this far from the microphone. There you go. I feel famous. Wow, you have a good radio voice. What's your name? Heather. Heather, and what's your name? Garrett. Okay, Garrett. Garrett. Garrett. All right, Garrett. All right, Heather. How old are you, Heather? 25. And how old are you, Garrett? 25. Okay, and... The siren went off. How do you know each other, Heather? From college. From college. You went to college together. Where'd you guys go to college? Point Loma, Nazarene. Point Loma, Nazarene. All right. And so when did you guys meet? Freshman year. Probably, yeah. How many years ago? 2003. Oh, wow. 2003, yeah. Okay. That's a long time. That's a long time you guys have been friends. Eight years. You guys ever date? No. Never dated. You've always been friends? Yeah. Okay. Now, this is fascinating to me because she's an attractive girl. He's a good looking guy. Yep. What's going on? Oh, stop. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't you dare. Don't you dare.
I'm so sorry. No, I'm not sorry. I am not sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, I'm not sorry. I'll tell you what the deal is. I always want to be a matchmaker. Me too. I always want to be a matchmaker. I always want to put people together. Mike! I have to interfere. No, Sienna! Okay, they've been friends for how long? Eight years. Eight years. And... You may be ruining this friendship as of right now. No. Because you're adding awkwardness. I am definitely going to make it an awkward drive home. I'm definitely making it an awkward drive home. Well, it could be awkward forever now. That's amazing that these guys and girls have been friends for this long. Eight years. Maybe they're just friends with benefits. So what? I have friends. I should show you some of my best guy friends. They're very attractive. Nothing ever between any of us. I haven't too. But they're all white, so. Oh, yeah. Heather. Heather sounds exactly like Lindsay Lohan. I'm just going to say that right now. She does. Heather? Barf. Barf. Heather, you like guys? That's correct. And Garrett, do you like girls? That's correct. Why are you being so awkward? Garrett. I'm not being awkward. Those are awkward questions. Listen, I'm trying to find some things out here. He's like my brother. Oh, Mikey, did you hear that? And we've known each other. She just gave him the brother bit. The brother bit.
Eject! You guys have a stupid theory on the brother bit, and you're not right. Listen, we know men. No, you don't. We know relationships. You do not. No, you don't. Oh, I'm nervous. Mike, you tell her what you think it means when someone says he's like my brother. Who won the backstage pass? This guy. Garrett. Yeah, I believe we both entered, but yeah, I won it. Garrett won it. But you're both M1s. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, my sisters are saying that I cannot question you, and I don't. I can? Your brothers. Your brothers are creeps. I want to know why. My sister just gave me a look. Sienna just gave me a look. And that look said, don't. Do. Do. You might be helping him. Sienna's look said, don't. I obviously want to know myself. You do. But yeah. I can do this. I wasn't staring at you now. Just turn her mic off. Okay. What do you mean, L-O-B? Because one of my best guy friends is an attractive guy. And if you said any of this, his fiance or girlfriend would be like, oh, really? He has a girlfriend. Neither of you have. Neither of them have a significant other. Yeah, but you're ruining it. If anyone ever said that. It's just eight years. What am I ruining? You're making it awkward. Maybe he's attracted to me. Maybe she's attracted to me. Hang on. Why are we friends? Hang on.
If they've been friends for eight years, that means there's nothing going on. Okay. So why ask? I'll tell you why. Why create something? I'll tell you why. And then I'm going to be fascinated to know why the women. Oh, I just got it. It just hit me. What? It just hit me. I just figured it out. Did you? The guys want me to keep going. Yes. And figure out, well, what's going on? There's a good looking guy. It's a good looking girl. What's going on here? The girls are. protective of Heather. They want to go Like mother hens. Like mother hens. You know how hard it is to get past a mother hen at a bar? It takes a lot of work. You know how many mother hens I've had to pay off? I understand guys and girls being friends for like a year and then something happening but eight years is a while and so we're creating awkwardness when there doesn't need to be that. They're in a big group of friends. You know what we need here?
You know what we need? And I'm not kidding. I'm going to ask management if we can get an isolation booth. Oh, I love that. We're getting an isolation booth. Jay, can you build us an isolation booth? I've got one in here. Send Heather in here right now. Why don't we do that? Why don't we send Heather? So that she can't hear in Jay's room. That's good. Jay's got an isolation booth. I'm so sorry. It's called my lap. It's called my lap. Sit right here, girl. I will now tell you. what is going on. Is this like the dating game? It is. I know exactly what you're going to say. You're going to make Garrett feel bad. You don't need to answer his questions. First of all, this is what needs to be known. Garrett is a sharp dude. How tall are you? Right under 6'5". He looks like a young Woody Harrelson. Yeah, he does. He's a sharp guy. He's a better looking Woody Harrelson. Way better looking Woody Harrelson. Imagine if Woody Harrelson were a pro quarterback. Yeah, done. That's it. That's what he looks like. He does look like he could be a quarterback. Absolutely. He does. He's a sharp guy. Were you a quarterback? No, I was a swimmer. Okay. All right, now. Check this out. The diving board. There we go. I knew we could choose that. I'm going to tell you why the guys were okay with the line of questioning and the girls were not. I know exactly why. Okay.
So, the guys want to know, because we as guys know, that Garrett has seen Heather with his eyeballs. Yes. And because he has seen her with his eyeballs, he's attracted to her. Because he likes girls. Now, if he liked guys, it would be completely different. And he would go, he would go, yeah, I look at Heather and I don't, there's no, there's no attraction, like none. I mean. Then there's this bit. Oh, I can intellectually recognize that they're an attractive person. Can't you guys appreciate that Sienna and I are gorgeous women? Yes, clearly. But you don't want to... Yes, L-O-B. Don't we, L-O-B? And do you think that guys don't have stuff that happens in their head? Do you? Yeah, but you wouldn't jeopardize that. You don't understand. You're a girl. We're married. We're married. They're single. It doesn't matter. You can't help but think that people are attractive, but you're not attracted to them. Yes. It's the When Harry Met Sally. A man cannot be friends with a woman that he finds attractive without wanting to sleep with her. No, you guys are wrong. Just because that fits your criteria. Yes. We are the only two men that feel that way. No, not ever.
Okay, we're like a percentage of men. The 90th percentile. The 90th percentile. Maybe. That sees an attractive girl and doesn't think to himself, wow, you know, she's attractive. I think I agree with Mike and Liz. It's biological. It's biological. It's maybe that they don't want to date us. But they do want it. Will we act on it? Will we act on it? No. Yeah, so? But are you attractive? Would you like to? Now, if you're friends with them. Then something else happens. Now you're attracted and they're your friend, which is pretty much the combination for marriage. No, no, no. It cancels out. Once they become your friend, like your buddy. Girls. It cancels out. Girls. Okay, so now I'm going to describe what just happened and why the girls went to protect Heather. Now, Heather is a girl. She doesn't think like us guys. And so maybe she does find Garrett attractive. Garrett. But, but, but.
Maybe she is not attracted in a relationship way. Now, this is the difference between men and women. Guys, we don't have that emotional thing where we're like, oh, it's got to be. If we were to hook up, then we would be in a relationship is kind of like what a girl thinks. Guys just think as far as hooking up and then that's it. But we also think, oh, I like her. I like her. You know, I also like her. Yeah. You know, because there's some girls that maybe they're attractive. But they drive you crazy. Yep. And then there's these other girls that they're attractive and you actually really like spending time with them. If that's the case for a guy, he likes her. He likes her. I just want to know you all are getting yourselves in trouble with your wives right now. Fine, fine. Are there any attractive friends that you have? Listen, women, if women don't know this, women need to know this. Yes. The reality of life is that if a man finds a girl attractive, he finds her attractive and...
It's not like he has this on-off switch that he goes, I'm going to turn the chemical part of it off. Like you're attracted pheromonally. You're either attracted or you're not. We have the same thing. No, but it's a little bit different with guys, I think. Because why else would we as women get mad when we find out that, oh, my husband thinks Soma Hayek or whatever is pretty? I'll tell you why. Because I know that he wants to be with her. No, no, no, no, no. Here's why. Here's why. I'll tell you why women get upset. Why? Because. For a while, or for many years, until very recently did I even know the answer to that question, and now I do. The reason it upsets a woman is because for a woman, there's like an emotion. If you find a guy attractive and you would sleep with them, it's because to sleep with them, there is a certain amount of emotional investment that you... Not true. Not true. No, there's not. For some girls. Some girls are, bam, bam, thank you, Sarah. The percentage in that is not as high as you would think. Okay, okay, okay, okay, you got me. Give me a break. Okay, okay, you got me. Are you guys that naive? Is that what you believe that women are? No, but I do believe that women...
have more of an emotional connection than men. Once it happens, I feel like there's more of an emotional attachment. But the desire for it to happen, I don't think, is as innocent as you think of it. No, I know that girls have one-night stands. I know, I know. Someone give you that, but this is what I will... And we see, we lust. I know, I know. I know, but will you give me this? That women... I have a burning in my loins right now. I know. Oh, wow. Save that, Clay. Save that. I swear. Oh, boy. Here's the deal. Here's why they're protective. Because women have all had a Garrett. I've been a Garrett. Woods has been a Garrett. Garrett's a Garrett. And what it is... Garrett's been a Garrett. Garrett's been a Garrett. It's when you have a friend that's a girl. And if she said, it's on. Okay. Done deal. Done deal. Done deal. Done deal. Now, women. When we were single. When we were single. Right. Of course. When we were single. When we were single. But women. I'm married. Women, you see. Oh, boy.
Heather an emotional vampire. She came in as a huge M1. Yeah. She's still an M1. She likes Garrett's friendship. She's just trying to be an emotional vampire. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. I've been an emotional vampire. As have I. As has Woods. So all of us. We all have. Garrett could just as well be being an emotional vampire. Let's ask Garrett and find out. Sometimes it's the guy. I'm dying to know. Who's Lestat? Who's the emotional vampire? Who's the one? If the other one said it's on. If the other one said it's on. Oh, my God. You don't have to. I feel so bad. No, if the other one said, listen, I have to confess to you. I have to confess to you. You're ruining his friendship. Turn their mics off. Turn them off. I am sorry. Turn them off. I can't believe these girls. I can't believe these girls. We have to break. How dare you? We have to break. Oh, we do have to break. For your friendship. Who is it, Garrett? Who is it? Garrett, don't say a word. Who is it, Garrett? Do you love her? Oh, my God. You're a jerk. No. You're a jerk. Stop it. I'm the guy, so I'm probably the emotional vampire. He's the emotional vampire. You're the emotional vampire. Does she love you? Does she love you? Does she love you? You know. You're saying that you're the one that controls whether or not you hook up. Oh, no, no, no, no. You're the one that would... It's not about hooking up. It's not about hooking up. It's about relationship. Are you the one... Oh, my God. Are you the one that has been the one that has been saying, no, we can't go there? Or has it been her?
How do you know that's been brought up? It's been brought up. It's neither of them. They're friends. It's driving me bananas. I'm so sorry. It's driving me bananas. Garrett, you're forcing him to answer. You don't have to answer. I know you're put in a weird situation. You don't. I know it's a weird situation. Be yourself. This is your life. Garrett, I love you. She's a great attractive girl and we are great friends. Have you ever hooked up? No comment. Oh, that's what I called it right from the beginning. Benefits. No! You can't do anything like that! You said something by not saying something. Garrett is bright red and terrified. He is bright red. And terrified. When we come back, Garrett goes in isolation. But he stays here until we come back. Then Garrett goes in isolation and Heather comes in.
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I don't know. You're obsessing. You're still looking for the thing. Somebody took my hat. No one took your hat. Okay, we need to send Garrett to the isolation booth. Garrett! And we're going to have his friend. His? Friend. Heather, come in. Heather! Come sit right by the kid, darling. Come on in. Come on in, Heather. All right, so we had... Heather's going to slit your throat with her eyes. Whatever that guy said, he's a tool. He's a tool? Heather, Garrett was just on the hot seat, and now he's in the isolation booth. Right. So now you're going to be on the hot seat. You have to put your honest cap on. Honest cap on. If you could find my hat, you could wear it, but it is gone. Drop it. It looks kind of dirty. Did it? Yeah. It's a disgusting hat. It doesn't need to be here anyway. Oh, I'm going to tell you something. Okay. I've watched a lot of TV shows on FBI profiles. She was immediately in a defensive posture. This one? Arms were crossed. Her body language next to each other said, very closed off. Both of them. She crossed her legs away from him. And they both leaned away from each other. How old again? 25. 26 next month. 25. But going to be 26 next month. Okay. You guys have known each other since you were 16? No. Oh, wow. College. 18, 19. 18, yeah. Yeah, 17. No?
18, 19, 20. Yeah, 17, 18 years old. Yeah. Usually 18. Not 17. 18, 19. Freshman year of college. Yeah, freshman year or so. Now, if you're just tuning in, they came together to the studio and they're both good-looking people. They're the same age. And they've been friends for eight years. My immediate question is, now, why would a good-looking guy and a good-looking girl that are friends for so long, why wouldn't they be a couple? And it's just a... Exercise in human interest. Sociology, if you will. Sociology. You're an amateur sociologist. I am so fascinated by the human relationship. Me too. It's a true story. Yeah. I have one question that I, can I ask really quick? Sure. How did you guys get here this morning? I drove. You picked him up. We live literally one block away. This tells a lot. It does. Was there a sleepover last night? Convenient. It doesn't say anything. Okay, okay. It does too. You guys live close together. Right.
So I live, there's three girls and three guys. They live in the complex behind our apartment complex. Got it. Now. Okay. Sort of like dorm living. Actually, it's pathetic. Okay, now wait a minute. No, it's an expensive college. Is that a good thing? I don't know. You guys are good friends. So, okay. Oh, I got a good question. Would you consider each other best friends? Have you ever referred to each other as best friends? No. No. How about besties? One of my best friends. No, but I would say he's one of my closest guy friends. One of my closest guy friends. One of, yeah. Yeah. Do you have a closest guy friend? No. Have you had a boyfriend since you've known Garrett that maybe was uncomfortable by your and Garrett's closeness? No. Okay. No. You guys are already in shit. I am turning her mic off. You have a best girlfriend? Yes. You do. I do. Are you guys lesbians? No. Oh, wow. That's what all guys think, right? You wear flannel? Yeah. Your best friend. Yes. She loved Garrett. I wouldn't say that she loves him. Oh. But we're in a group of friends. That's so fun. She knows him well. His friends. That's so fun. His friends. Do they love you? I know a lot of his friends from school. They love you. They're all mutual friends. They love you. Yeah. The beast. They love me. The beast. Wow.
Who's the, you're the beast? My nickname. Why? Good question. At first I was little beast. Yeah. Now it's just beast. That's badass. Cool, I had to say. I feel like maybe you can like party with a guy. Yes. That's what that means. Beast. Have you blasted six before real good? Uh, yes. Oh. Shots. Classy. Party. Have you guys, have you guys ever discussed being a couple? No. Never come up? No. So off base. Have you guys... Now, do you find him attractive? Sure. So you intellectually... Intellectually? You can intellectually see that he is an attractive guy. Yes. Empirically speaking, he's an attractive man. Right. Which he is. Thanks very much. Thanks, Woods. Has he had a girlfriend during the period of time that you guys have known each other? He dates girls all the time. Oh, player.
She gave a look like, yes, he is. True player for real. Have you had a serious boyfriend since you guys have been friends? No, but I just haven't really had a serious boyfriend. Okay. If you did, would you look for any of the same qualities? Oh, boy. In other words, to be specific, what qualities does Garrett have? Garrett. that you like in a guy? Jay. Well, he's funny. I mean, I would have to date someone that's funny. But don't all girls say that? Yeah, of course. Do you like tall? No, actually. Like me? Because... Too bad you're married, pal. Because I'm short, all the short guys gravitate towards me. So I'm like, hey, you're my size. That's cool. You're my size. Hang out. How tall are you? Five foot? All girls.
I love tall guys. No, if they're too tall, it doesn't line up right. That's true. Oh, wow. That's creepy. I love it. Good lord. What did you mean? Like when they're kissing or holding hands or anything. Knocking boots. Oh, wow. Like a baby? Like a baby. You put them in a baby Bjorn. A Bjorn, and then their face is right here, and you just... Slow dancing at a wedding, you know. Oh, my God. Crank your neck. That's a good question. Do you love them? Oh, my gosh. She doesn't. I honestly feel like she, as a friend, but I don't know. I think they're just friends. That's the question. What question? You know damn well. You know damn well what question. I think I do, but. Which one hat? The question is, if you were to say to him, listen, we've been friends a long time. I think I like you. I think I have feelings for you.
I think I have feelings for you. Ridiculous. If you were to say that, how do you think he would respond? Are we going to do it? Um, I don't know. Okay. She's making a face. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Excuse me. If he were to say to you, listen, I gotta tell you, I have feelings for you. What would you say? That's cool. I don't know. Ouch. Why is my mic off? They are friends. They don't like me. I don't think that it would be like, I got to tell you, thinking about it today, I really like you. I just don't think that would happen. Out of the blue, that would never happen. What if he did this? What if he said, fine, I'm just going to say it. I have feelings for you. Fine, it's out there. It's out there. I got feelings for you. Just like Harry and Sally. I don't know.
I do too. Hey, question. Can I ask a question? Can I ask a question? Can I ask a question? Can I ask a question? You guys have hooked up before? No. Kissed. Kissed? No. No. Huh. Even though he lives right behind you? Sir, we were roommates for a year. Just the two of you? All right, that's different. Have you guys never had friends of the opposite sex that you haven't hooked up with or wanted to be in love with? She's good looking. He's good looking. So what? No, Ella B. The answer is no. All you've never seen when Harry met Sally? No. That's too bad. You've got to see it. Nothing with Meg Ryan, please. Oh, boy. You guys are a great-looking couple, and you would make really good-looking kids. You guys should be together. You would make great-looking kids. You should be together. You should be boyfriend and girl. You should be boyfriend and girl. That's like... Get some. That's like... I'm going to be honest with you. You guys walked in, and I went, that's a good-looking couple. Me, too. I go, gosh darn, they're cute, and they're bubbly, and good personality, and smoky boys. Great-looking kids.
My sister has shamed me. Both sisters. I started to get more on board with where you were going, but I just knew all along that they were friends. They're just friends. He would totally be down. She's not. She would slay him tonight. No, she wouldn't. I just looked at him like, I am going to choke you. No, she wouldn't. Fair enough. Just do it. A few tequilas? No. But she wouldn't do that. That's right. I wouldn't. She wouldn't. Come on. But I do believe that she would be open to the idea of getting to know him more. Agreed. You're ruining a completely good friendship. Tonight they're going to be out and he's going to start thinking. He's going to go. Wasn't that funny too? Really? For the first time? For the first time? Yeah, I don't buy that. He's the guy in college who made himself throw up. There you go. But he's grown up. He's grown up now. You'll look back and laugh. You don't know him. No guy really grows up. He's Woody Harrelson, but he plays for the Bears. Right. He looks like a college quarterback. He does. Oh, man. Maybe he's just not our type.
Just because two people are good looking doesn't mean they have to be together. Yeah, they do. No, they don't. Then they shouldn't be friends. In my world, I want them to be in love. Knock it out. They have similar interests as friends. Friends. Maybe we could set you up with someone. Maybe you guys. That's a fabulous idea. I've said too much. What if we said that we... He'd be furious. I think he'd be upset. He'd be furious. Really? No. I don't think... What if we said we would set him up? Yeah, he probably would. She'd be so mad. I would not be mad. She's not mad. What's just sheltered himself? Like, don't hit me. I really feel like she's not on board. I'm in the circle of estrogen right here. I know. Estrogen row right now. Well, you're lucky. You're lucky because we are going to talk to New York Mike. New York Mike in the house, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, Heather. Thank you, Heather. We love you guys. I'm so sorry. And we want you back in here. Yeah. We want to check back in. After you guys knocked out. I would love to come back in. All right, thank you. New York Mike is here. How you doing, man? Yo, yo, yo, yo. It's awesome to finally meet you. Same here, man. Yeah, dude. I heard about you long. See all your posters all over the streets and everything. That's right. I go to the Mikey Show. Dude, if you don't know, New York Mike is famous in San Diego. From North Carolina?
He is not from North Carolina. South Carolina. Oh. Columbia. There you go. Columbia. That's where I went to school. Yeah. Are you from Manhattan? Did you grow up? Brooklyn. Brooklyn, New York. You grew up in Brooklyn. And when did you actually move out here? 1987. 87. And so when you first came out to San Diego, were you like, this is my home. I'm staying here forever? You know what? I came out here when I came back from Vietnam, actually, a long time before that. And I just got back to South Carolina. We were stationed out there. And my buddy was from... was from San Diego. His name was John Thomas. He said, Mike, they don't even know you're back. Come on. He had a brand new Pontiac convertible. He said, come on, let's go. We just left South Carolina. I said, I'm not even signing in. Let's do it. He had gotten discharged. And we came to San Diego, which was his hometown. Went to Obie. Went to his house. Saw his dad. He said, Dad, how you doing? We were there after being in Vegas for a week. So where are you guys staying tonight? Not here, apparently. He goes, we got a little place on mission and stayed there for a week and cleaned the place and painted the place to pay the rent. It was the greatest thing in the world. And I said, someday I'm coming back, and I did. So how did you get one of the greatest and biggest Harley Davidson dealerships in the world going? How did that happen? How did that come about? You know, they say you could get more with a kind word and a gun than just a kind word. Yeah, well, you do say that.
They do say that. Was it a passion of yours all along, though? I've been riding Harleys virtually all my life. Ever since I was a kid in Brooklyn with the Indians and the Harleys, backed up to the Cyclone and Coney Island, it was always a passion of mine as a little guy. And I came out to San Diego, and I was really just wanting to bring my kids out here. I wanted to bring my kids up in a place with great values. And that's why San Diego had it. I got four little kids. And I'm riding my bike. I had a lot of friends that rode. Someone said something about San Diego Harley. I get down there and I start talking to the guy. Next thing I know, I own the place. That was it. It's a long story. Bada bing, baby. There were 12 people trying to buy it. The guy was really... It was a bad situation. And I ended up getting it after a long, drawn-out fight of about six months. Bada bing. You have become very well-known in San Diego. And I've always thought... You would have an interesting book. I mean, with your background, where you're from, how it all got started, and what you've turned it into, really. Yeah, but who's going to sit there and write it? What, are you kidding me? Can you imagine sitting down every day? I don't know how these people do it. You know, you see these great books that are so exciting, and you meet Tom Clancy, and you go, I got to get out of here. Well, that's the thing, man. That's the thing. I mean, some of the best.
These stories are these true stories of people that, just like you, you came out here, you saw the place, you loved it, a few things happened, next thing you know, you got it. Yeah, I came out here, like I said, after Vietnam, I was here for like almost a month until it became AWOL. It was AWOL, but it wasn't anything worse than that, and I had just come back from Vietnam. What were they going to do for me? Right. So I said, you know, one day I want to come back, and 20 years later I did. It was awesome. That's awesome. Yeah. Well, I want to personally thank you. for what you've done for the Mikey Show and M1s, because on, first of all, there's a couple of things happening that are a big deal on May 14th. One thing that is going to be happening that morning is that you guys are going to be doing a ride that morning up to the Mount Soledad Cross, right? Yeah, and by the way, you know, I came out here in 87, in 89 this thing went to court, and this, you know, Phillip, what's his name? Won the suit because everybody was sleeping on the wheel. Whoever dreamed this would happen? I don't think any muddy mountain of defense. It was a pure error, and it's been not a comedy of errors, a tragedy of errors ever since. We finally got it won. I signed a petition. What was it, 06? And then I decided to run for mayor because I wanted to enforce this. The real issue was the cross, which came up for the vote on July 26th of that year. We won the vote. We won everything. Long story. Everything happened. It all came into place.
Boom, there's an election. Now you've got a whole different Supreme Court. Everything is changing. And what do you know? They go back into the California Supreme Court who says it's unconstitutional. Well, we have to stand up. We can't let it deteriorate to the point that it did. And one of the ways I believe in standing up now, I don't want to be one of the guys leading the fight. And there were a lot of people in San Diego who led that fight. But I don't want to be one of those guys leading the fight to save the cross again. I want to make sure that right now we're all fighting to institutionalize that cross in a way some of these idiots can understand. This is an institution. You don't tear down the Empire State Building because you don't like the color of it. And especially you don't tear down somebody's religious symbol. Because you think it's inappropriate. Well, in 1954, it clearly was. So get out of the way and accept it and respect other people's religion. By the way, it's Easter weekend. And this is a big time to, you know, the symbolization of things like that. Well said. May 14th is a big day for you guys. I really appreciate you giving us the exposure for what we're doing. It's a blessing of the bikes at the Monsal of that cross because we want to be able...
to thank not only God, but the warriors who are out there right now, saving us and giving us the freedom and all the blessings that we have in this country. And that is what that cross was about. I mean, that cross was to symbolize the men and women of the United States service that go out there and give their lives. And that's what it's a symbol of. It's a symbol of so many things. It was erected as a memorial to the Korean War vets of this community in 1954. Yeah. And that's exactly, you're exactly right. I went up there for the first time a couple months ago. I'd never been up. I thought it was a cross. And I went up and I looked and I looked at all the names. My grandfather was in Korea. Dude, it makes no sense to even consider taking that thing. Don't touch it. Don't even touch it. It's perfect how it is. Don't even think about talking about touching it. I know. And the thing that I found so personally upsetting about when it finally got to be saved was when I found out Now they want to fight it again. And I thought, that's indicative of character. You know, when you lose, lose. Don't keep trying to get your way at all costs. And that's what I feel like people that don't want that cross there, it's like they won't accept the fact that the people have said, we want it to stay.
And that's the deal. We want it to stay. But you know what, Mikey? I got to tell you something about America. The wonderful thing about America. You don't ever, ever, ever have to give up. There's no government big enough to put the heel on your throat and hold you down and keep you down. We always have the Constitution in this country. A lot of people, it's fogged over right now. But the people in this country, it's not about the independence. It's not about the Constitution. It's about the people. And as long as the people in the United States of America are willing to fight and continue to fight and wake up every morning understanding, hey, it's a battle. I've been fighting against the helmet law. They passed in 1992. I wake up every morning like they're going to do it tomorrow. And I still believe we can stop it. This is what it's all about in America. Fight for the things that we believe in. Fight for freedom. Fight for capitalism. Capitalism. Fight for your right to be successful and not have somebody call you greedy and ugly and all kinds of other names because you are. Fight for the freedoms that the people have fought and died for for this country since this country was founded and before that. I wish you'd have won, Mayor. Me too, man. I wish you'd have won. Well spoken. I wish you'd have won. And the reason I say that is because you're right. You're right, man. It is, I mean, listen. If the people of, if it's our right and it's our God-given right here in America to go and take something to court.
And fight for it? Okay, fine. And if the American people or the people of San Diego say again, we're going to keep it there. Then we keep it there. But I'm with you, man. I'm with you 100%, and I want that cross to stay. And on the other side of that, I'm a little bit spiritual. And my Christian friends, and I'm not a Christian, my Christian friends who I love and respect, you know, this is something that's more than symbolic. You know, it's a spiritual thing. And I think it stands for the very... fact that, you know, we have our freedoms from something bigger than us. And we have to respect that and we have to understand that every day, if there's anything in the world that we have to fight for, it's not just the freedom, but it's the ability to thank the God that gave us those freedoms. Once we give up that and once we let them have it, the other side, whoever the other side is, that California crazy court, these atheists, whatever, whoever the other side is. I mean, because you're an atheist doesn't mean you can't respect other people's religion. Absolutely. I mean, why even an atheist would want to tear down that symbol of somebody's religion? Let me tell you something. Would they do it if it was a symbol of Islam? Heck no. There would be blood in the streets, baby. Yeah. And they'd be backing off and you wouldn't see that.
So let's have a little respect for other people's religions, especially on a weekend like this. Think about it. May 14th is the day. Thank you again so much for all the exposure. I'm looking forward to a great day. We're going to do a ride up to the cross. What time is that ride going to happen? Well, we have to be there by 10 o'clock. So we're going to leave wheels up at San Diego, Harley-Davidson at 9. But wherever you come from, you know, just converge on Mount Solo, Dad. We all know where it is. If not, Google it. That's right. Get that map quest, baby. Just look up. And afterwards, we're going to have a big party. I know you guys are going to be at Qualcomm Stadium until 1 o'clock. Yep. And we're inviting everybody to San Diego Harley-Davidson. What's the name of that group, Tricia? Union. Five loaves. Five loaves and a fish? Five loaves and two fish. I can't count. Five loaves and two fish. They're wonderful people. You'll love them. The food's great, and everybody's going to have a lot of fun. We've got pastors. We've got events. Everything. Mount Soledad, be there. Let's bless our troops. Mike, I'm glad I met you. Yep. I'm glad I met you. Sometimes you meet people and you go, I'm really glad I met this guy. He's so passionate. He's got tears in his eyes. You don't think I talk too much? It's okay? This is no politician here, dude. I would have voted for him in a heartbeat. M1 Termite Finder from Rancho Bernardo. Hey, New York Mike, man. I was a sergeant in the Army. I want to tell you that every time I hear you talk about our great country, you inspire me, brother. You are the most inspirational American.
that I have heard in a long time. Brother, you make me proud to have served my country. Hey, man, I couldn't be prouder of the men and women who serve our country today. I'm a veteran. I have kids who are veterans. I have one kid that's still in. And, I mean, God bless you. God bless every one of you. And today, much more than when I was in, God bless your families. Because these guys, these guys who are in their station, they're out there over 200 days a year. They're deployed someplace. It's crazy. He didn't get me crying. He's got tears in his eyes. And look at what we're doing. Especially the wives and the children. Absolutely, man. And the moms and dads and the people that we've lost, the families that have lost them for America. You talk about, you know, God says, give your only child. How many people have done that in this war and every war? Let's fight for the things that they gave their lives for and make America the country. that we promised that we'd be to our kids. That's not a politician. That's a guy with a big heart that loves where he lives. A lot of passion, man. Loves where he lives. Thank you, New York Mike. You got it, man. We'll be back. Call 570-1949. Or text 949mikey at gmail.com. How did you morons even get in here? More coming up on FM 94.9. FM 94.9 Independence Jam. Coastal Invasion.
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It's the same one Brad Pitt wears. Are you Brad Pitt? No, I'm not saying I am, but he wears it. I think it's probably best that it's lost. Mike Damone wears it in Fast Times at Richmond High. I come in for the strudel. That movie was made what year? 1980? I don't know. Brad Pitt. Before I was born, I know that. Brad Pitt's Brad Pitt, though. Fair enough. Come on, the movie Hong Kong with Fay Wray was made in the 30s, but that doesn't mean that it can't be talked about. That was some of those marshmallows. Portraitprints.net. Just think out loud on the air. Portraitprints.net. You take a photograph, portraitprints.net will turn it into a beautiful oil painting. It's beautiful. That would be one of the best Mother's Day presents you could give a mother. Oh, good call. If we do a lingerie shot, Woods and I, we should totally have him turn it into a portrait. A laundry shot? Lingerie. It's called lingerie. Lingerie. That's how it's spelled. Lingerie. Lingerie. I'll lingerie you. Lingerie. I lingered you. Oh, boy. I lingered you. I lingered you. I lingered you. I lingered you. You should have no fat, by the way. Marshmallows? FYI. Just zero fat. How do you eat marshmallows without them being roasted? They're delicious. Because they're amazing. Try one. Just try one. Are you treating yourself? No. No. No. No. Here, hit me, dude. I'll do it.
Yeah! Good one. He threw it up and was caught in his mouth. He's good at that. What are these made out of? It's like just whipped sugar. Gelatin, which is calf and horse hooves. Bone marrow. Bone marrow. This was yesterday. Here in the building. Something that we do called Elevator Ambush. How you doing, sir? What's your name? Oh, boy. What's your name? Oh, John. Hi, John. Scared him so bad. Mikey, you asked him twice. Rapid fire. You scared him to death. Scared him so bad. Say your name. Stuck a recorder right in his face. We're all in the elevator. The entire Mikey show is in the elevator. Somebody walks in and we just ambush him. We go, hi, what's your name? We're the Mikey show at FM 94.9. How are you? Hi. We have a chance for you to win a fabulous prize. What is it, Jay? The prize is a Pro Jam Deluxe Edition box set. Would you like to try to win that? It's up to you. If you do, you keep riding on the elevator in the elevator ambush. If not, you can get off here on your floor. It's up to you. Would you like to keep trying to win? Come on, keep trying. Just a simple question. All you have to do is answer three out of five questions. Effortless. Okay, here we go. Question number one. In biology, what is the process in which the human cell divides into two identical halves called?
It's a tough question. You got this. You got to get three out of five. Again, in biology, what's the process in which the human cell divides into two identical halves? What is that called? I think it's symbiosis or ME something. It starts with an M. Take your time. There's no rush. Yeah, we got time. We got time. We can keep doing this all day. That is correct. Pitosis is correct. You blue-eyed in the elevator. All right, we need to get two more out of the file. Next question. What civil rights activist founded the Rainbow Coalition in 1984? Elevator. Not Darth Vader. Go ahead. Jesse Jackson. That is correct. You only have to get one more right, and you're a winner. In 2003, FedEx paid $2.3 million.
$2.4 billion. Sorry about that. Thanks for leaving that in, Jay. In 2003, FedEx paid $2.4 billion to acquire what business services company? You got this. You got it. Three seconds. You got three out of five. You're a winner. You just won the Pearl Jam box set. Congratulations, dude. This is very cool. The guy was scared out of his mouth. Oh, he was shaking. And Woods kept taking his hand behind him and stroking his hair. Like from a... The guy didn't know he was doing it. He's listening. Stop it. So uncomfortable. He's listening? Yes, he's listening. Woods was doing the thing behind his hair. He does it to everyone. He does it to everyone that rides the elevator. It's called... It's called the gentleman. It's like he's...
I never knew what it was called. It's called The Gentleman. And it's really... When we're in the elevator and there's somebody standing in front of us, I will go. I won't touch it. He takes the back of his hand and just grazes an inch away from someone's head. I don't know how they don't feel it because it's so close. And it doesn't matter if it's a guy, a girl, whatever. Old lady, young lady. It doesn't matter. It's so uncomfortable. He also does. He'll take your hand and try to hit them with it. Yes. I will grab a hand and try to put it in their butt. Oh, wow. I just can't get enough. I just can't get enough. I just can't get enough. Make some noise in here. We still got a live studio audience. On FM 94.9. San Diego Radio has never mobilized this type of takeover. The prizes are huge. On Saturday, May 14th, the Mikey Show and M1's takeover Qualcomm Stadium from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Station Street Impact. New Mikey Show sticker is in and ready for your ride every day.
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She didn't want to dance. I didn't want to. You should repeat. You're ugly. I'm going to pop your bra strap. Well, does anybody have anything going on this weekend they would like to promote? I don't have my comedy contest anymore, but I will be going to a memorial for my friend, Melissa Sokola, who was a Mikey Show listener in the past. To hear? Yes, it's in town here. But if anyone out there is a praying type, if you could say a prayer for her family. Bring them some strength. Especially on Easter weekend. Brutal, man. I want to say happy birthday to my little angel, Jenna, who's turning 10 on Easter. That's very sweet. She was 5 when I met her. Happy birthday to M1 Brady. He turned 4 yesterday. Yeah, he's a little angel. And Sunday I'll be speaking at... The New Venture has this big thing at the Oceanside Amphitheater that they do every year. One of the surviving guys at the Chilean Coal Mine is going to be there. Wow. And they're going to have a lot of cool stuff going out there. And then I'm going to be speaking again at New Venture next weekend. So I'm speaking this Sunday just very briefly. And then I'm giving a full testimony next week. And so it would be awesome if people came out for that.
At the end of the show on Friday, I give you my testimony, my story. It feels like it's been a while since I've done it because I've been on vacation and I've just been gone a while. I was looking at something on my screen a minute ago and boom, it hit me. In fact, I know what I was looking at. I'd just drawn up the music that I use sometimes. I'll pull the curtain back. It was this music. I was looking at the picture and this happens four times a year. I'll tell you about it in just a second. My story is that I have a history of sexual abuse. I was a kid when it happened. It made me really, really ashamed, and it also made me scared. And I believe anger is hurt, sadness, and fear. So when I grew up, I grew up very angry. When I was in my 20s, I was an angry guy, and I hurt a lot of people. My words, I hurt my parents. I can't tell you how many times I hurt my parents.
I feel tremendous guilt for that. There may be people listening right now that have hurt their kids. You've hurt your kids. You feel guilty. When I was 33 years old, I was so addicted to alcohol that my hands would shake till I drank. And after I drank, it would stop. I was miserable inside. I was so miserable inside. I was in so much pain. I looked at the picture a minute ago. I remember every once in a while. I would watch this guy on stage who was really gifted. And I could tell when he was having a tugging on his heart. And so he would just say it. There's someone that's listening right now. There's somebody that's listening right now. And God wants you to know he's still here. I need to tell you that he's still here. My gosh, that almost made me cry. Because it's real. It's so real. I'm telling you the truth, that he told me that, to say it. In 2003, I gave my life.
To Jesus Christ. He's my friend. I call him my friend. Because I love him so much. And he changed everything in my life. Yesterday, I sat in an attorney's office with three of my brothers. And we had to talk about my dad's eventual passing. We had to talk about what's going to happen when my mom passes away. And it was hard. It was really difficult. But the one thing that... nobody can ever take away from me is my story. My testimony belongs to me. It's my story. It's real. God's working in my life. If you have any issues with addiction or depression or anything like that, I urge you to go to mikeyshow.com and click on the help section. And if you click there on the help section, it'll take you to all kinds of resources that you can get to get help. At the end of the show, I play a song that hopefully
has some real meaning in your life. The words to it, hopefully, have some real meaning in your life. This song's called Not Alone by a band called Red. Have a great weekend. Hillary's up next, and we'll see you on Monday. The Mikey Show's out late.