The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 05/03/11

1:09It's going to be a little warm in the city of San Diego today, just so you know. It's going to be a little warm. That's right. You ever not have AC? Real good. Ever forget to leave your heater on at our house? Because in the morning it's kind of chilly, so turn the heater on. Oh, no. Yeah. Came home and went, no one noticed this? And my wife was like, no, it's fine. I'm like, babe, it's like Miami in here. Boca Raton. Yeah, where are we? Boca. We in Boca Raton? Angela. Yeah. Welcome to the show. It's the Mikey Show. And you can call us, 570-1949. Just to let you know, today's forecasted weather is 88 degrees in the city of San Diego. Oh, cow. So who knows what it's going to be if you are in East County, but just in the city of San Diego, they're saying.

2:12Today is going to get all the way up to 88 degrees. And also, there are 11 days, 4 hours, 56 minutes left until OSI, baby. Can I say something about OSI? Please, Sienna. One of my friends who listens all the time was asking me about it. And she was like, okay, so how much is it to get in? And I said, it's totally free. She's like, why don't you guys say that? I'm like, oh, maybe we think about something really obvious. I didn't think anybody would think that we were going to charge them. Yeah. We're not. We're not. It's the same friend that said, how do you become an M1? Like, where do you sign up? Like, it's people if she and she's a very smart girl. So she thought that other people may think that. So I want to make sure we say, please, completely free. All you do is drive into Qualcomm. You don't even have to get out of your car. We will put the new sticker on your car. Yeah. We're going to hand you an envelope. You don't need to fill out any paperwork to try and win the motorcycle, try to win the bikes, anything. Yeah. You just.

3:13Stay in your car. Oh, my gosh. It's the easiest thing. I didn't realize that. And completely free. You do have to wear a bikini if you're a girl. That's the only thing. Rules are rules. Rules are rules, you guys. Rules are rules. It's terrible. I think because we're making it sound like it's like a big party and, you know, everyone's going to be there, which it is. So I think people, some people obviously may think that it's costing a few bucks to get in. It's our gift. Yes. To M1 Nation. Chances Jay wants to charge a dollar. Oh, gosh. I think we should. And that's good after you. Lemonade stand is what I hear. That's right. I'm going to do a lemonade stand and an autograph and kissing booth. Oh, my gosh. So I'll give you an autograph and kiss you. Jenna may show up with a lemonade stand now. Now, 11 days, 4 hours, 54 minutes. What we're talking about is Operation Street Impact, and it's happening at Qualcomm Stadium. Just like Sienna said, it's free. You come through and get our brand new octagon-shaped Mikey Show FM 94.9 sticker. Oh, it's the best. It's the coolest sticker. It is the coolest sticker. And I wish that I could put it on my car. You can't. I can't. No, I can't. You can't. It isn't fair. It's not right. Oh, not yet, but you can't later. No, never. Oh, yeah, later I want to. You know, Woods says I can't because it's dorky. You can't, dude.

4:31It's dorky. Kobe Bryant doesn't wear Kobe Bryant's jersey out to Starbucks, all right? Yeah, but everybody would know it's him. No one will know it's me. How will they know it's me? Won't they? How will they know it's me? They'll see. A tattooed arm sticking out the window with a B-different bracelet on it. A goatee, a bald guy driving. That guy has his own sticker on his car. No. What are the odds that would happen? He's supporting his show and letting San Diego know that this great show is on the air. That's right. By advertising on his car. It's his great show. It's the only Mikey Show sticker that I've ever really wanted to put on my own car because it's just... Cool. I get it. I get it. It's not your average bumper sticker. I'm doing this out of love for you. The people that made the sticker said it's one of the coolest stickers they've ever done. It's a killer design. It looks amazing. They see a lot of stickers. Yeah. So anyway, you get it for free, M1 Nation, on May 14th. It's a Saturday. So make plans to come out. People have asked, can you bring kids? Well, you're just in a car, okay? You're in your car.

5:42You come by. We put the sticker on your car and give you an envelope. If you want to, you can stay. I mean, it's at Qualcomm. There's plenty of parking. Plenty of parking. You can stay. You can hang out. Bring a football. Bring a football. Toss a football around. There's going to be food out there. We're going to be having a great time. Yeah. And so, you know. But somebody's going to win a $24,000 Harley Davidson and FXDB. Oh, my gosh. It's a really nice bike. It's incredible. And we're also going to be giving away things like surround sound from Tried and True Home Theater and Security. We're going to be giving away a guitar from Ibanez. We're going to be giving away Haro, his and her mountain bikes. We're going to have all kinds of prizes out there that day. And so. Please stop by. It's going to be really, really great. And I can't wait. I'm counting these days down. Even our engineer and assistant program director, Jeremy, yesterday was like, dude, I'm counting this thing down. I can't wait. It's going to be very, very big. It's going to be a lot of fun, man. Hillary will be out there broadcasting. It's going to be a whole big party. I can't wait to see when the person that wins that Harley opens their envelope. I know it. Oh, my gosh. I know it. And it's going to be one of us that is screaming.

6:57Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. I'm going to take a hipstamatic print of the two of them. Wow. That's right. Lauren's obsessed with apps now on her iPhone. It's your favorite. The hipstamatic app takes the old-fashioned photos. It's great. I shake it because if you shake it, it goes on shuffle. You don't know what film you're going to get, what lens you're going to get. Who knows? It surprises you every time. You're like, oh, look. I'm like, hey, black and white. 1972. I love it. Hello, Bree. Hello, Bree. So there it is. Where did it taste Frito? Weird. How am I not supposed to say that, Sienna? I don't know, buddy. We'll talk about what you brought for lunch. What you ate for dinner. What you ate for breakfast this morning. What snacks you have available. I don't like Fritos. Come on. I think they're gross. Even the chili cheese. I'll eat chili cheese, but I eat like six, and then I'm like, all right, I get it. They have this honey barbecue twist Fritos now. Oh, they're good. I like the scoops with some chili. Have you guys ever heard of Frito pie? No. You haven't? Yeah, I've heard of it, yeah. We still make it all the time. It's a southern thing. Layer of Fritos, chili, more Fritos, cheese on top, maybe some diced onions.

8:10You will die. Put some hot sauce on it. You will die. I'm making it. Maybe tonight. So good. So when you hear me say the word Frito between now and 10, caller number nine is going to get tickets to see Chris Cornell May 6th at Humphreys. You're also going to win a four-pack of tickets to SeaWorld. Now's a good time. Weather's really nice, and the weather's going to stay nice. The thing that you got to keep in mind is this is also the time of year that wildfires are going on. No smokes out the window. You know, be careful because of that. Let's see. Eight o'clock this morning, we're going to send L.O.B. out and she is going to be doing the Bieber thing where we're going to dress her up. We're going to send her out. She's going to go out. She's going to talk to somebody and do something weird. And it's going to be fantastic because you haven't done it, right? No, I have not done it. So only one. Prepare yourself. The one thing I'm worried about is I am like if someone's talking to me on the phone and someone's talking to me in person, I can't listen to both people at once. So it's going to be quite a challenge. It's hard. Not easy. It's difficult as well. Yeah, we'll tell you what to say and you got to say it to them. Heard it. I ignored it. You're getting good at that. Yeah, you are. I always ask you, I go, did you hear that? And you're like, yes, I heard it. I did.

9:29I'm sorry. I won't ask anymore. I'm as dumb as people think. Come on. Give yourself credit. I had a bruise on my left arm that I was sure it was cancer. I saw that. What? I was sure it was cancer. I was going to ask you yesterday what happened. Isn't it going away? Yeah. What is it? It's fading. I didn't even notice it. Did you get hit by a baseball? I don't know what happened. Doing some yard work outside? All I know. Go out of your bed. Laptop clothes on it. Oh, boy. Drop a whopper on it. Fatty. Slip on a tortilla. Did a pan of burritos fall on it? Did you knock it on one of your rolls? Your muffin top spill over? Wow. How'd he get a bruise on your arm from a Krispy Kreme? Get your arm slammed in the drive-thru window? You shit yourself to death. You close the oven door and take those Rice Krispy Treats out. Don't swing the microwave open so fast, fatty.

10:32He gets so excited. Oh, my God. It's right on the microphone. It's right on that mic. He delights in it so much. I got to make sure I cut through fat ears. You got a lot of fat to travel through. Oh, my gosh. To get to your little fat ears, fatty. There's no question. You really don't know how you got the bruise? I do not. And it scared me, man, because it was a weird color. It was like... Right. You probably were sleeping and banged it or something. Playing with the boys. Yeah. I remember. Or the kids. Guys, come on. He has three sons. You guys are all crazy. Talking about my sons. Oh, your children. Not my boys. Sorry. My goody boys. Breaking news.

11:33Osama bin Laden's still dead. He is still dead. Not according to Facebook, he's not, my friend. Yeah, well, that conversation happened around our dinner table, too. Did it? Yeah, man. I mean, it's going to. I said, my wife was looking at me, and we're both as conservative and as Republican as it gets. My wife was looking at me like, are you going insane? Are you going nuts? Whenever she says that, or anybody says that, I question myself. I'm like, am I going crazy? But I said, I said, I just think it's weird that they didn't like, you know, show us his body. And I think it's weird they buried him at sea like immediately. And they were like, you know, we killed him and he's gone. And so just take our word for it. And I also said that when this happened with Saddam Hussein, we saw the little hole that he had dug, that they had dug, that he was hiding in. We saw the hole. That was crazy. You know, we saw him. Afterwards, we saw him executed. We saw every part of it. And there was no concern of retaliation. There was no concern of are we disrespecting Islam or are we disrespecting Arabs by showing his hanging? We showed everything. But suddenly with Osama bin Laden.

12:58the most, you know, horrific terrorist of our age, we are somehow afraid to upset people. But I think we fear his followers more than we feared Saddam's. You know, they're sneakier. They're all over the world. Well, here's the thing. Rebecca kind of said that. And, you know, she said, what if, you know, we really upset Islam, radical Islam, and they do something? And I said, well, here's the thing. It isn't like radical Islam was waiting for a bullet in, you know, bin Laden's head to try to blow up a government building in America. They've been trying to blow up government buildings in America. And the Obama administration has been very diligent in thwarting those things from happening. Sure. And so if they didn't need another reason, they didn't need a reason. They're just.

14:00They haven't been able to get it done. And so it just, I don't know. I catch myself and I back off and I go, I don't want to go as far as saying that. Because it sounds crazy. Of course he's dead. Of course we killed him. I just don't know why we can't see it. I was wondering if maybe they just captured him. But why is a lot of questions? But wouldn't we rather want him captured so we could question him? And maybe that's what's going on. You would think. That's what I started thinking. Maybe they captured him, but they wanted everybody to think that he was dead. Just don't subscribe to the conspiracy. There's stories from saying that he was captured or killed over a week ago. And then that's how they got him to the water because where he was was far from the ocean. And now he's there. But even Islamic scholars and a lot of people from Islam are saying that they did break traditions. And just because they said they buried him within 24 hours, there was a lot of other things that they didn't do. Like apparently they're... Bodies are supposed to be buried in a grave with the head pointed towards the Mecca. They didn't do that. So why would they have cared about the 24 hour rule? They said that sea burials are only allowed in special cases when the death takes place on board of a ship far from land. So he doesn't even qualify for going in the water. Like there's all these questions. And then the picture that we saw online, the one that we found out was fake of him dead.

15:16Osama bin Laden. Yeah. That was made weeks ago. Right. Because Todd, my husband, told me he saw it in a news article, that exact picture weeks ago. So someone had done it then. I mean, there's all kinds of and said that he died then. Really? So there's just so many weird stories going around. There's a representative from New York that says that we got the information about bin Laden from Guantanamo. And I had heard that we had gotten it from Guantanamo. Specifically, that we got it from waterboarding. We obtained that information through waterboarding. And so for those who say that waterboarding doesn't work, to say that it should be stopped and never used again, we got vital information which directly led us to bin Laden. A guy that I support, John McCain. John McCain is very against waterboarding. Do you guys know what waterboarding is? Explain it. Yeah. Waterboarding is where they... They put you on a board and they pour water on you to give you the sensation that you're about to drown. Oh, wow. And then you admit things because you feel like you're going to drown. You're not going to drown. That skeeves me out. They pour it over your face? Yeah, they pour it over your face. Oh, my God. They put the rag over. I've seen the one where they put the rag over your face and it gets the rags wet. Yeah. You feel like you're aspirating and you're going to die. And then you tell people where Osama bin Laden is.

16:42You guys should waterboard me on the air. That's what I was thinking. Oh, my goodness. Well, we need a professional, so if we're going to do it, we've got a professional. I can do it. Jay will do it. He's probably waterboarded guys before. I've waterboarded a few people. I've waterboarded hundreds. Yeah. One time, Kim and I got in a real bad fight. I said, baby, I'll waterboard you. I waterboard for fun. That's right. I waterboard Jasper all the time. He got a D on his report card. He got waterboarded. Well, he hasn't had a D since. Right. So it works. We try to keep the spark in our marriage. We say, why not waterboard? You waterboard me, I waterboard you. All aboard. I'm waterboarding you. I'm partyboard you. All aboard, he says. Now we're in like a swingers waterboard club. At first, Kim thought it was filthy, but now she's like, hey, we waterboarding this weekend? We don't sleep in a waterbed. We sleep in a waterboard. Waterboard. That's right. We got personalized boards. That's right. Kim. His purse. Jen. Kim and Jen. Hey. Maddie, where's my water board? You take that camping this weekend. You better not. That is daddy's. If you want one, you buy your damn own. You see daddy about Jay? Hey, listen. Some people like to go to the desert. I'm into waterboarding. So what? You mean wakeboarding, Jay, right? You mean wakeboarding? No, waterboarding. I like waterboarding. Well, when you're on the board in the water, you're behind the boat.

18:10No, no, no. This is where they pour water over your face till you think you're going to die. You think you're going to drown? That doesn't sound like a joke. No, no, no. Waterboarding. Listen, at first you feel like you're going to die and then you realize you're not and then it's kind of fun. So I like to waterboard. So what? So what? Sue me. Y'all ain't going to hurt my feelings if you waterboard me. All right? Yes! Jay Bird, love you. Well, would you... Woodsy is out of the woods because he said that if the Padres win six in a row, he'll shave his head like a fryer. Balled just on the top with a big ring of hair. I am pet-rified. Well, they were on a winning streak. They won two. They had won two, and then the Pirates are coming to town. The Pirates are playing okay, but... Sorry? Traditionally...

19:10Pirates aren't that good at ball clubs. So I'm like, all right, three-game series. That's five in a row. If we sweep that, I'm like, I'm a dead man. Yeah, they lost last night. Lost 4-3. Aaron Harang had been pitching pretty well. Harang! Oh, wow. Gave up two two-run homers in the first inning. Padres could not battle back. 4-3. Bud Black talking about needing clutch hits. Cut one. That's a big part of winning baseball is the timely hitting. Today was a game where we fought hard, fought back. We're a couple hits away from winning that game. They're 11-18 right now, so need to, hey, they win six in a row, and they'll be 17-18. The kid will have a fryer haircut. Your hair's long, dude. I know. I'm getting it cut off today. You are? Why? You said you were going to grow it out. It's a pretty weak reason, but I'm doing it for a certain something that is going on this week that you're not allowed to talk about. Later we will. Well, we've talked about it before, but now we're not allowed to because the producers have said things that we can't talk about it. Correct. You trying to be more aerodynamic or just better looking? No, just better looking. Okay. Yeah, because this bit. Oh, wow. Well, it's hat head. It's hat head right now. Yeah, I cut my hair yesterday. You did? I see that. I put the clip on it and I was going to just trim it, you know, longer. And I went to clip it and I clipped it.

20:33fell off the clippers and it went deep down to the head. Kim walked out and goes, why didn't you just spend the $20? I'm like, I'm not spending $20 for a haircut. Isolate. Isolate. Isolate. So this is what you get. $20 is a great deal for a haircut. Absolutely. When I was a kid, that was 20 haircuts. Yeah. Exactly. Damn homemade clippers and damn homemade clip. Oh, my gosh. I ain't paying more than two bits. That's right. Jay, that's 50 cents. It don't matter. 50 cents too much. 50 cents, yeah. Where's my change? I gave you 50 cents. Where's my change? Go, Shorty. It's your birthday. Okay, so the kid that was bullied in Australia. Remember this kid we talked about? It was the video. Yeah, his name was Casey Haynes. And this little scrawny kid comes up and punches him in the face a few times and finally this kid picks him up, turns him, you know, head over heels and goes wham! Piledrives him into the ground. Yes. Well, Justin Bieber is on tour right now. He's in Australia doing some performances and that's where this kid who was bullied lives. And so he actually...

21:52Flew him and his family, Casey and his family, to Melbourne to be at his show. backstage and everything. And then Justin Bieber was, you know, talking to the audience all about the dangers of bullying and how bad it is. And then invited Casey on the stage in front of everyone at his show. And, you know, Justin Bieber is very popular. There's a lot of people there. And I just was very impressed with Justin Bieber. I hope he was applauded. Yeah, he was applauded. And, you know, everyone was, like, cheering for him. Yeah, because Justin Bieber was on board with him. Yeah. I thought, you know, how cool for this kid. He's probably a very popular kid now. Update, Bin Laden is still dead. Oh, wow, okay. Just so you know. There was a body recovered at the La Jolla Sea Caves yesterday. There was. Oh, my gosh. Now, you guys know the sea caves, right? There's a few of them. And yesterday afternoon, there were some people snorkeling, and they found a body on some rocks in one of the caves at about 4.30 p.m. Called the lifeguard and the medical examiner's office. The lifeguards showed up on jet skis.

22:53and a rescue boat. They took the body in the rescue boat, pulled him back to like over by La Jolla Shores at the boat ramp where the medical examiner's office took the body into custody. Now, it's not yet known what the cause of death was, whether there was foul play, was it an accident, was it a suicide, we don't know. But they're going to find out and just how scary, because that's a popular place to go swimming, kayaking, snorkeling. I was just going to ask you, Sienna, because you live... Over in that area, like you're allowed to go on these rocks and in those caves and stuff. Oh, yeah. Anyone can. And there's seven different caves in that area. So it's a really beautiful place to go. And very popular, especially tourists. They always go over there. Been there a bunch of times. It's amazing. It's amazing. I just can't imagine seeing a body. That's awful. I'd like to go. but I need someone to take me. I can't do that. That's not a thing I would ever go do on my own. And especially the seals are over in that area. Sharks have been spotted in that area. Very creepy. The key is a day like today where there's no surf. Big swell, no way. Changed my mind. I wouldn't even do it now. No, you want to do it. Same thing in Hawaii. She just said sharks. But most of them are like leopard sharks that can't do anything. Really, you're just going to purr at me. Hello, Mike.

24:08Yes, people sometimes flub, okay? And a news anchor flubbed Osama Bin Laden, okay? He flubbed, all right? And I think you can figure it out, and we have the audio of it, and everybody just calm down. FM 94.9. FM 94.9 Independence Jam. Coastal Invasion. Presented by Miller Lite. Returns to the Oceanside Pier Amphitheater on Sunday, June 5th. Ten great artists on two stages. Performing on the FM 94.9 stage. You're cool. Tickets are on sale now. Purchase them online at independencejam.com or at fm949sd.com. Support!

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32:54Checking out the freeways, looks like the 67 at Vigilante Road. We've got a car that's stuck in the middle of lanes. Also the 15 southbound after the 76, an accident in the left lane. Problem here on the 5 northbound Claremont Drive, it's a tree fire. It's on the right side of that freeway. Looks like that tree could be dropping anytime soon. This report brought to you by Buy California Grown. Foods do do great things for our state's economy, adding nearly $16 billion a year. That's over $430 for every person in the state. Be Californian. by California Grown. I'm Stacy Cohen, FM 94.9. And back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. Part of the problem with me is I like summertime. I just, I don't like going out and doing stuff. Lauren. I have ketchup packets in my drawer at home. So what? Woods. Mikey, I have a new ritual. What? I have to have a Dr. Pepper and a donut on the way to work every morning. Sienna. I want to work out. I hate the gym, but I want to go. And Jay. I am a huge fan of meatloaf. On FM 94.9. Word of the day is Frito. So sometime between now and 10, when I weave that into a sentence, be caller 9. Get tickets to Chris Cornell at Humphreys and also a four-pack of tickets to SeaWorld. See the kid out there real good on Friday night. That's right. Listen, people will mess words up from time to time, okay? Sure, we've all done it. We've all done it. Don't know what you're talking about. Jay's done it. True or false? Jay's done it. That's right. Nintendo.

34:48The Ammon Brothers. Golf. Play golf. Yeah, you go out and play golf. It's a good game. Golf cart. Alzheimer's disease. Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's. Okay, I think we get it. Yeah, we get it. We get it. Roof. It's on the roof. Well, anyway, there was a reporter on Fox 5 in D.C. yesterday that made this mistake. President Obama speaking from the East Room of the White House, telling the nation and the world President Obama is in fact dead. It was a U.S.-led strategic, I'm sorry, Osama bin Laden is dead, a strategic operation. It's easy to do because Obama and Osama are very similar. What about the president part in front of it? He just got mixed up. You got screwed up. I've got a fix for you if you're interested. Call President Obama. Obama and call Osama Bin Laden Bin Laden. That's a good idea. How about that? We got to send a memo out to the world. Every single person I think made that mistake one day. One time yesterday. All the newscasters and like the teletype should all be Bin Laden and Obama if they're going to be in the same story. If you're driving right now, you're at home or at work and you're listening and you're the type of person that would be offended by that happening.

36:10you and I probably wouldn't make the best of chums. Fair enough. Me too. It's accidental. It's off by one letter. It's an accident. Relax. If there's somebody that gets really, really butthurt by that, yeah. Take it easy. The guy who just messed that up and said President Obama. Oh my gosh. Imagine the look he got from his producers. Really, dude? No! It sounded like someone was like, you just listen to me. I think they were telling him. He's like, oh, gosh, oh. Oh, boy. Yesterday, L.O.B. went on a waterfall hike. Oh, wow. It was nice and cool outside yesterday, too. The Cedar Creek Falls. Gosh, I want to go to that one. Yeah, it was amazing. Did you see me and Mikey there? No, I didn't. We had probably just left. We just missed us. You just missed us. Was it going off? Oh, it was going off. What does that mean? Thank you, Sienna. What does that mean? It doesn't change. It does. The levels will change. So whether or not you can jump off the cliff or not, we did. I was scared for like 20 minutes. You jumped off a cliff and into the waterfall. Yeah, but it wasn't into the waterfall, into the pool below it. We almost had identical days. I know it's dangerous. People have gotten hurt there, but we checked the levels and everything and it was good to go. How do you check the levels?

37:34Swim in there. You can swim in there and go to the bottom, see how deep it is. So did you swim in your clothes? No, I wore a bathing suit. Go on. It's actually a one piece. Did you take it? I did. Did you get? I did. Jay, just calm down. Don't get excited. You would assume that I'm going to get wet if I get in the water. Easy. Oh, crap. I got to go. I went to Statler Brothers yesterday. Oh, yeah? Was it going off? Did some good sales. I went to Statler Brothers yesterday. I got some Hawaiian rolls and some chicken from the deli and stuck it in between the Hawaiian roll. So virtually the same day LLB had. Almost the same day. Grilled chicken?

38:39Why don't you just keep your eyes on your own paper. Okay, so that means fried chicken. No, it wasn't fried. It said baked, but it sure did seem crispy. Really? It was baked. Oh, that sounds good. I was just curious. Hawaiian rolls are so good. Maybe some shrimp and imitation crab Louie. Wow. From the deli. Oh, wow. And some rolled gold pretzels. And then you went and saw your trainer? Yeah, what happened to that? I wrote her this morning, Jay. Kill him! He's killing me! Okay, I wrote her this morning. When you wrote her this morning, were you very careful with your wording? Meaning like, I'm starting to get back in, but I'm not committing. You haven't said like, oh, I'm available Tuesday afternoon or anything like that. The subject is, it's time. And I said, well, dot, dot, dot, are you ready to get me into shape? And I just sat there looking at the send button.

39:36I thought, do I really want to do this? Do I really want to do this? Do I really want to do this? She's going to get you. You are a crying wolf right now. She's going to be like, yeah, yeah. I heard this one before. Oh, he's ready. Hey, guys, hey, come look at this email. She's ready. She just sends back, ha, ha, ha. Yeah. She's like, but seriously, how are you? How's Rebecca? How are the kids? Dude, blow that off. Blow that off. Come with the kid. Go every day to choose. Make it right. Why can't I work out with Wendy's? Just come work out with me. He needs some extra motivation. Every day? Yeah. I got a trainer, though. Wendy's. And she won't take him to Wendy's. I won't either, you clown. I don't eat Wendy's. You guys will be in the gym and just be like, dude, imagine a Big Mac on the way home. You can see it from the gym. That's the torture. Oh, no. True story. It's right next door. If it makes you feel any better, Mike, after the hike, I did get McDonald's. You did? She earned it, though. It does feel better. Yeah. She earned it. You understand that? Thought so? She could have, okay, when you jump, next time you jump off a waterfall, maybe then you could have some McDonald's, your king-sized meal, all right? Rolling down your window doesn't count as earning it. Whoa. You know what? Half a bag of chips is not earning it.

40:54Oh, boy. She's entitled to it, Cheat Day. You have cheat weeks. You just call it last. Cheating for you is when you work out, fatty. Holy cow. Oh, my. Cheating is when you work out. Oh, my. Oh, that's good. That's killing me. It's killing me. Ow. to take you on that hike one time. I will definitely do that. Talk to me. Yes. How far away is this? Drive. Oh, gosh. Well, we went to the wrong entrance, so it probably took us a good hour and a half to get there. To get there. Okay, you get there, and then you got to hike in? You got to hike in. How long is that? It's two and a half miles round trip, so the way down there is really not that bad. Wait, wait, wait. Are you going down? Downhill. So when you go back, you got to walk uphill? The whole way uphill. Oh, that's the good thing about going up a hill, because then...

41:58The hardest part is over with first, you know? I was wishing that we'd hike up to the waterfall and then down, you know, but it was the opposite. It's called Devil's Punchbowl. Yeah. So then you're like all wet and uncomfortable in your clothes and have to hike up. Lauren and her boyfriend do such healthy activities together. Yes. We try to. They'll go run. They'll go hike, you know? We try to. We brought his brother along as well. He was like, thanks for the invite. This is awesome. I went outside yesterday. I went and looked at the fruit in our backyard. How was he? Jay! Jay is on one. He is on one. How was he? Cleaning the pool. Nice to see you. I haven't seen you in a while. You've been watching Apocalypse Now again? I just thought I'd come out and say hi. How are you? Good God, Mike. I hadn't been in our backyard, you know, just like looking at stuff for a while. So I was like, just got to inspect everything still here. So I just walked out. I was like, yeah, good. Everything right? Yeah, great. Yeah, look at you. Great. Fruit here. Great. Pull a lemon off the tree. Great. I would love to see video of that. I walked back inside and I went out the front door. And then I was like, I walked out in the front yard because I was like, it's sunny. I'm going outside. So I went outside. I'm in the front. I'm like.

43:25Standing there, you know, like, I think I'll go to the backyard. So I went to the backyard, looked at the fruit, pulled off a lemon, walked back to the back door and it's locked. I'm like, Rebecca walks over. She's like looking at me like, what are you? She opens the door. She goes, hi. I go, hi. She goes, what are you doing? I go, I'm just looking at the fruit out there. She goes, everything good? Yeah. It's great. I want a reality show based on you. No question. I finished my work sort of early yesterday. Usually I have a lot to do. I finish my work early. So I was like, nothing really to do. So I took that lemon. I walk in. Oh, gosh. Oh, no. I walk in the living room and Nita's changing the babies. She's changing diapers. I go, Nita, do you enjoy lemon? Wow. Nerd. She goes, yes, I like this. I go, she's from Hungary. And I go, she's our nanny. And I go, yeah, I go, this is called Meyer lemon. You're exactly like your brother showing her guns. It's the same thing. I do not care about this. She goes, what is the difference between this lemon and another one?

44:48And I said, well, this one's a little bit sweeter. So it's got kind of a sweet texture to it. So it's like a lemon, but it's got kind of a sweet texture to it. She goes, oh, that is nice. And I was like, cool. Good talk. See you later. Oh, my gosh. Good talk. I've eaten those almost like an orange before. Peel them, pop them. Yeah, just, you know, there's not a lot to do. So I was just kind of wandering around. I would like a Curb Your Enthusiasm type show made about Mike. I would do anything to see a reality show in your house. Let me tell you this. There was a lot of mental discussion going on in my mind about walking outdoors with no shoes on. Okay? Hot. Wasn't it the hot factor? Bugs. Dirty. Dirty. But I said, you know what? I'm going to live. I'm going to live. Man, you dipped your toe in yesterday, brother. So I went and I walked. I'm walking. Then I go.

45:47Then I had to make the mental decision, will I walk on grass with no feet, no shoes? I did it yesterday. Yeah, I'm going to do it. Screw it. You're crazy. Wow, man. Put yourself out there. Then, where the little trees are, it's dirt. That took a lot longer to make a decision. I stood there five minutes before I decided that I was going to put my feet on dirt because I knew I wasn't taking a shower that night. I stepped on the dirt and disgusted myself. That's a true story. I stepped on the dirt, and I immediately thought, I'm a filthy person, but I don't care. I'm going to live life. Look at that. Proud of you. Look at you. You're such a hippie. I felt like a lewd, popping, grass-smoking hippie. You would be disgusted by my daily habits. Oh, my gosh. Me, too. I bet you are just a barefoot baby. Oh, yeah. Like a four-year-old just running around barefoot. Yeah. And then I bet you go to bed.

46:46I rinse my feet off. You rinse them off with what? A hose? A lot of times I take a shower at night. Hence why I look like the way I do in the morning. I do too. Oh. Jasper and Jay went on a bike ride together yesterday. Weird. His eight year old. They pull out to go to the restroom. So Jasper decided he had to go to the restroom with Jay, right? Must be just like me. But there wasn't an actual room. No, no. We were out in bushes. Jasper said, let's race to see who can finish first. Aww. Cute. It's not a race. Well, it's a race he's always going to win. Did Jasper at any point go, Daddy, why do you urinate that way? It's so strange. Only Woods says it. It's a true statement. It's a true statement. Woods saw him go number one out at the golf course. Yeah, at the golf course. Woods stared at Jay's. I've never seen anyone like it. He says that I was.

47:43Using pinchers? You do. He says you use pinchers. He doesn't. For the record, somebody could be tying a knot in it, and I still wouldn't watch. Who watches somebody else go to the bathroom? The only reason that it caught his eye, and the only reason it caught his attention, is he had never seen anybody urinate like a praying mantis. It wouldn't have caught his attention if he wasn't looking at Jay's wee-wee. Sorry, it wouldn't have caught my attention if he was in the bushes and not in the middle. of the fairway. Everyone knew. Go to the woods. Everyone in our foursome knew what I was going on. And they all said, why is Woods staring? Woods, you are equally as big as false. I defend Woods because I defend Woods because Ew, Woods, stop it. Woods is demonstrating. Stop it. Jay using his index finger and thumb on both hands. I'm not even going to say the other part. So they raced. And Jay says, you know how you're getting old? He says, be next to an eight-year-old. And it's true. It's true. When we get older, and this is something that maybe, you know, all men can relate to this. As we get older, our stream does not have as much strength. Gusto. But when you're eight years old, man. Oh, my God. Yeah. It was across the road. Yeah. He was like, woo!

49:02Really? Dink's getting old, man. Just getting old. So it just begins to die out? Wow, I had no idea. My husband told me one of these same things over the weekend. He was doing yard work with his shirt off all weekend. He got a tan line directly above his butt crack. On top of his crack. And he said, that's how you know you're getting old. Because your pants start falling down lower. And it was like... I mean, a line right here. That's right. We've talked about it before of like, when does that thing happen with dudes where they decide, you know what? I'm going to tuck my t-shirt in and I'm going to wear my jeans up to my belly button with a belt. Or no belt. Or nurse. That's the word. Oh, no. No belt. We call it the Tribbiani. The Joey Tribbiani from Friends. The guy never wore a belt in. 15 years. Episodes. Never. And the pants are just pulled up. Easy, Triviani. I can't believe you noticed that. Oh, yeah. Well, and it becomes a thing where you go, I will not wear a t-shirt that... No. No. You know, it's got to be... Everything's got to be tucked in. Right. Well, Jay's 87 and he's still wearing, you know, teenagers' clothes. That's true. See, Jay does it right. He wears, like, orange skate shoes. Yeah. Jay does it right.

50:25Fake him away through it real good. My brother, my oldest brother, who I love dearly, he has made the transition. It's over. It's over, man. He tucks the t-shirt in. The pants are pulled all the way up. And he does the belt bit. And he just doesn't care. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter at that point. I went to this place the other day and I saw the valets were wearing like navy blue shorts and like... khaki-colored polos tucked in with, they had just regular belts on. This guy walks up, he's probably like 55 years old. He was wearing the same exact outfit as the valet. Oh, my gosh. But a braided belt and a visor. And he's, like, looking at himself, looking at him. And for a second, I was like, is that, like, the senior valet? Oh, my gosh. He's the boss. The head valet. But he, like, looked at himself. He looked a lot sharper, but same exact, like, color suit. It's the same thing. Brilliant. And he had the full-on braid with his head. It's embarrassing. He didn't give up, dude. Hey, so.

51:27Every late night talk show host, as you can imagine, last night was doing stuff on Osama bin Laden. They were all doing Osama bin Laden stuff. But Jimmy Fallon did this thing where he did a press conference as Donald Trump. And he's mad because Obama interrupted Celebrity Apprentice to give the news about Osama bin Laden. And I listened. This morning I'm going through audio. listening to all the different talk show hosts and their bits on Osama. And I'm like, eh, eh, you know. But this one I thought was especially tasty. And so I'm going to give it to you in just a bit. We also, don't forget Mother's Day is soon. Mother's Day is the eighth. It's on Sunday. Is it this? Not this Sunday, is it? It's this Sunday. Oh, it's this Sunday. I'm very excited about it this year.

52:26Yeah, you're a mom. Yeah. Oh, no. Wendy just wrote me back. Uh-oh. Your trainer. My trainer. What'd she say? Yes, three exclamation points. Oh, boy. She's ready for you. Because I said to her, are you ready to get me into shape? She says yes with three exclamation points. Oh, no. What else did she say? That's it? Gosh, good news. My schedule has changed some since we last talked. Would you please email me the days and time frames you're available to work out? That's commitment. I should just write her back and go, oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize. You're booked. You're booked. Here's what you do. Here's what you do. You're booked. You're booked. I got it. I got it. Tuesday, Thursday, Friday. No. You say, you tell me what you have available and I'll tell you if I can fit in there. You want to get in shape, so you have to do this. We know he can't fit in there. Nice. I can fit in. Very superb. Maybe she could fit you in her schedule if you rub yourself down with grease. Lord. So we got that Jimmy Fallon bit dressed up as Donald Trump. We'll play it for you. It's pretty funny. I didn't even see it. I just heard it and thought it was funny. We'll play it for you next.

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1:04:13You'd be smooching. Woods. I'm not doing butterfly kisses with you, dude. Sienna. Tagalongs. And Jay. I'm an awesome beer drinker on the course. On FM 94.9. All right, so we're going to play you this Jimmy Fallon thing here in just a second. Sienna, what's going on in the news? Well, over the weekend, more than 5,000 volunteers jumped in and helped. clean up San Diego beaches and stuff, they got over 150,000 pounds of trash. There were over 75 sites that they went across over San Diego County. I mean, they were removing stuff like cigarette butts, plastic bags, but then they also found a bathroom sink and an Easy Bake oven and stuff just lying around the beach. Sienna, if you had asked me...

1:05:12To tell you how many pounds of garbage I thought there was out there, I never said that. 150,000 pounds. Holy cow. Also, you guys are going to have a lot of fun with this next one. A representative Gabrielle Gifford's update. Oh, boy. Now, last Friday, her husband, Mark Kelly, was supposed to be commanding the space shuttle Endeavor, which is supposed to launch, but they had a technical problem, so the blast-off was scrubbed. It's so awful. Now, it's going to be happening. Oh, my God. It's now been moved and it's supposed to be happening here pretty soon. And she will be there. She's making the trip back to Florida. She went there last week. Now she's gone back to the Houston hospital. Now she is going back to Cape Canaveral in Florida for the final launch of the space shuttle. Frequent flyer mild up. Her husband is commanding it. It's a big deal. Woods and LOB would not. be okay with it unless she was capable of jogging to Cape Canaveral. Speak. She's communicating. She is. This is going to be happening, they say, the launch will be at least next Tuesday, so that will be the soonest. Hey, Gabrielle, how excited are you to load up and go all the way back to Cape Canaveral again?

1:06:31Stop. Morse code now. How dare you. How dare you. That's good. That is so unbelievable. Guys, she says she's very excited. He should just give up on his dreams, even though she's doing much better. If she never speaks again, he should just give up on everything. He should just never let communicate. Unbelievable. You know what? When she takes baths and stuff, he should just sit there and watch. She's in the bathroom taking care of business. It's called true love. He should be there brushing her hair. They're expecting her to recover, but she's still on the road to recovery. She got doctor's permission. Hey, babe, are you still watching Family Feud? Cool. All right. Hey, I'll just... Hey. We're in a commercial on Family Feud. Everything's still cool? Okay, cool. I'm right here. I'll clip your fingernails with any trimming. I already did that. It's called For Better or For Worse. They're not divorcing. He's leaving her. No, he's not. You guys are monsters. Are we? You are the monsters. Give up on your life. Put your life on hold. Sorry if I got married. It would mean For Better or For Worse. I'm sorry. I don't have a migraine. I got a bullet in my head.

1:07:36Not anymore, you don't. What do you got going on in sports? Oh, what do I have going on in sports? Mike? Yep. Sports is brought to us by Frank's Red Hot today. You know that. Frank's Red Hot. So listen, I'm from Dallas and I'm not going to walk in here and be like, the Mavericks. But the Mavericks did beat the Lakers last night. And when I woke up and saw it, I was like, cool. Because I'm not a huge basketball fan. But Dirk Nowitzki made two huge free throws with 19.5 seconds remaining. And Lakers did lose game one at home. And it's pretty crazy. I mean, that's. You know, I have a lot of friends that are big Mavs fans, and I've got some friends out here that are Lakers fans, too. They care less. But Dirk's talking about stepping up in the fourth quarter. Cut three. Obviously, in the fourth quarter, I only give up 15 points. I don't care. That's big. Dirk. You know, Jake can't keep the ball out of Kobe's hands, and everybody else scrambling around. It was fun to watch. Go Lakers! Yeah, whatever.

1:08:33Either or. And the NBA announced its MVP yesterday. It's Bulls guard Derek Rose. He's the youngest MVP ever, and he promptly followed that up with a loss to the Atlanta Hawks last night after he was named the MVP. The Bulls did lose, and he twisted his ankle on the last play of the game, and they're hopeful he can make it back for the rest of the series. Let's see. Jimmy Fallon dressed up as Donald Trump doing a press conference about... How offended he was as Donald Trump that Celebrity Apprentice got interrupted by President Obama. And now, a message from Donald Trump. Ladies and gentlemen, as you all know, something hugely important and gravely serious happened last night. That's right. The last 16 minutes of Celebrity Apprentice were interrupted by President Obama. Instead of seeing the thrilling conclusion of the Farouk hair system hair show challenge... People were forced to watch President Obama inform the nation that al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden is dead. I don't know about you, but to me, the message is clear. President Obama is so scared of me and so desperate for attention that he felt the need to hunt down and kill Osama bin Laden right in the middle of my show. Classic Obama move. Classic. Mr. President, you mean to tell me that of all the times you could have picked to bring the most wanted man in the world to justice?

1:10:06You had to do it during one of the most exciting boardrooms in the history of celebrity appearances. I mean, it was great TV. NeNe was yelling at Star. Star was yelling at NeNe. Great, great stuff. But why couldn't you have interrupted a low-rated NBC show like America's Next Great Restaurant? Or Chuck? Oh, wow. Or The Event? Oh, wow. Or Perfect Couples? Oh. Or outsource. Oh, my God. It's your network, dude. Basically any other show. Oh, my God. Where were you during the Paul Reiser show, Mr. President? Oh, wow. Don't get me wrong. I think it's great news that Osama bin Laden is dead. It's fantastic news. Terrific news. But couldn't this news have waited 15 more minutes? This way, you could have interrupted. Let's see what comes on after this celebrity apprentice. Oh, yeah. The news. Maybe you could have waited to announce this news during the news. The fact is, the president clearly coordinated the secret CIA mission, assassination, and ensuing press conference specifically to cut off the end of my show, The Celebrity Apprentice. So, basically, I killed Osama bin Laden. So congratulations to me.

1:11:24Donald Trump. Brilliant. So it's funny. You know, Woods was saying this morning before we went on the air, he's like, oh, my gosh, I'm so sick of the whole Facebook like with Obama being responsible for Osama. Right. And I said, well, the only thing about it that is annoying to me is that people felt like it was. Obama's like that Obama did it. That's what that's what bothers me is that it doesn't like I say you tip your hat to him for sure. Yeah. But people are coming out and saying he didn't do it. He didn't do it. Obviously. Yeah. Obviously suit up. Right. Fly to Pakistan. Right. Trudge across the desert. Right. Pull out a rifle and blow somebody's head off. Yeah. Obviously. But ultimately these calls are made by.

1:12:25the executive, you know, by the president. He's got to give his stamp. It happens under your regime, my man. Tip my cap. Nice work. And if it went wrong, it would surely fall on him. Oh, boy. It would be all over him. What if seven Navy SEALs got killed? Would it be his responsibility then? Damn right it would be. Yeah. Now, doesn't that follow the philosophy, though, of a good coach? Like, if you're a good coach, you say the victory is theirs. Right, which is what he said. You know what I mean? He said, hey, our servicemen and women, Hey, Woodsy, don't get me wrong. I think it's odd for somebody to go, it wasn't Obama. Right. I think that's weird. It is weird. I mean, I wouldn't, you know, and when I see that, I go, that's kind of weird. You can hate the president all you want, and it's your American right. But I was not a big GW fan, but when he got Saddam, I was like, yeah, GW. I was all on board. He didn't do it. No, he didn't do it. And I don't think that he did it. The only difference between George W. and somebody like Obama is that George W. was so vocal.

1:13:38about practically wanting his blood spread on the wall you know sure and and you know i i mentioned this to you this morning i was watching the news yesterday and apparently uh barack obama in his campaign said it was one of his number one priorities and they said on the news they said democrats and republicans both were like whoa easy big like easy he was very vocal and adamant that that's what he wanted to do And both parties were kind of like, whoa, tap the brakes a little there, Barack. And the fact that it got done under his administration, that's pretty rad. What's the opposite? You think of the opposite. I don't think there's any standing president that's going to be. No, believe him alone. Don't go in there. Really not concerned. No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying. You're twisting my words. What I'm saying is he was vehemently, like he was much like George Bush. Minus the smearing his blood on the walls. Minus that bit. But he was very vehement. We're not focused with what's over there. We're focused with our own borders. The only person that I didn't hear saying that they wanted Osama's blood really bad was Hillary Clinton. And the only reason that she couldn't was because she voted against the war.

1:14:54She voted against the war to begin with. And she's a woman, so none of us would really get riled up. Yeah. What are you going to do? Are you going to go, are you going to march over there? And you're just going to take them yourself? Is that what you're trying to tell me? I'm sorry, but I just don't equate women and violence together. And I just wouldn't be like, yeah! Except for Ali and Wuornos, that's it. Yeah. Sienna saw something really shocking. I did. Was it the beach? Did you see Jay there? Nope. Didn't see Jay there. You must have missed me. I didn't know they made white board shorts. Oh, yeah. They're popular. I've got some. See, I didn't, you do? Oh, yeah, I got some. Got them in old gravy. What do you wear underneath them? Man panties. White man panties. Are they, like, built into the board shorts? Nope. You bought special. Do you wear underwear with board shorts? Yeah, that's weird. With my white ones, I do. Well, shouldn't you, Jay? No, you wear underwear to go in the water? With your white ones. Well, dude, if you have white.

1:15:57They make it. Don't get silly. Yeah, I don't know why they make whiteboard shorts. You don't wear underwear to go in the water. If you get whiteboard shorts, you got to have something on. Well, most of the time they come with a liner. Yeah. These don't have a liner. A lot of them don't come with a liner. The one that Sienna saw. The one that I saw didn't come with a liner. Oh, boy. Have you seen my wiener? I did, actually. I have. Maybe he's been wearing them for a long time and the fabric has gotten. I don't think. I've seen that. I was at the beach yesterday and I saw a guy just had gotten out of the water and he was walking. Oh my gosh. It's like I'm never going to get this image out of my mind. And it was very clear. You could see everything. And they were wet. You could have talked to his police sketch artist. I could have. It was like. I couldn't look away, you know? You're like, a little more to the right. Yeah. Enormous. And it's like, they're wet. And when your board shorts are wet, they kind of stick and cling to you as well. They cling, yeah. And it was just gigantic. And I saw, you know, a dark area and then a light area. Oh. Look like a Serbian.

1:17:04Yeah, sign me up for that. The thing was, like, it was so bad that I was like, he has to know. He did. He's a pervert. He has to know. He's sick. Demented. He's a sick demented. Like, all you have to do is look down and you're like, oh, there's my piece. He's Dexter. He's Dexter. No, sometimes you can't see it yourself. Really? Yeah. I bet Mark has it in 20 years. I mean, I get it. You're right. Because, like, there are times when girls will wear white bathing suits where you look down and you can see more than you think. Oh, yeah. I have one and that was like, yeah, you shouldn't wear that. Yeah. Yes. Yes. But this seems just like... Wouldn't you look down? Yeah, be like, whoa. I feel like you can see that better than girls can see their boobs. But sometimes by the way that the light comes onto it, you can't really tell. Are you defending the said pervert? Yeah. It was so obvious, you guys. I've been the pervert. I didn't know. I was wearing that. You didn't know that your nipples were showing to the world? It wasn't even that.

1:17:59It was the bottom part. You didn't know? No. How do you not know? Because it's the way that the light hits it. So you're looking down on it and you're casting like a shadow. You can't really tell. And he was like, oh, yeah. Bush. Hey, Jay. George. Really? George. Really? Holy S. I'm going to skirt this issue. If you're a man. You can't escape knowing. Really? I feel like, yeah, you have to know. You know. If you're a woman, there's nothing there. I can sort of forgive that because, you know. Bend upside down or something. If you're a man, though. You better be groomed up if you're a man, too. It's like the guy at the gym with the Lycron and it's like going down his leg. Lycron? What's Lycron? Lycra on. It's the real stretchy pants. He's got Lycron.

1:19:03You never seen Lycron? Lycra. On. Are you raised in some little tiny village in Chile? Do you have any pans made out of Lycron? Yeah, so the eggs don't stick. That's Teflon, you guys. That's Teflon. It's the same thing. The guy was wearing those Teflon workout pants. You ain't never seen it? You ever heard of John Gotti? They called him the Lacron Don. That's right. Nothing stuck to him. None conviction would ever stick. Lacron Don. So Woods, you have whiteboard shirts? I do. How did you know? My wife told me. So he went out? Oh yeah, we went to Barbados. Got arrested. Sexual public exposure. No, Jamie goes, we were... I bought them at Old Navy for our Barbados trip. We went swimming. And she goes, yeah, babe, you can't wear those in Barbados. See everything. I'm like, oh, crap. So I went and bought some white man panties to put under. Now I got a little shield and I'm good to go. But you didn't know, right? I had no idea. Did you buy, like, actual underwear? Yes. Okay. I call them man panties because they're not briefs. They're not boxers. No. They're not briefs. They're not boxers. What do you call them? Boxer briefs. Boxer briefs. There you go. Good idea. So I wear those under them.

1:20:25And I only wear the man panties. That's the only reason I have them is for that white. Are they white or are they a different color? They're white. I know. Longer than it's ever been. That's right. But it works. It's fine. They're thick. Yeah, I was just like, he might as well have been naked. I was like, oh, wow. That's ridiculous. He needs a friend to tell him. Yeah. 5701949. Ever seen that? How you doing, baby? Maybe you just ban white bathing suits altogether. Yeah. I love mine so much. Don't ban them, but you got to wear something. You got to go something underneath. You look like a pervert. Yeah. You see a guy like that. You see a dude, that dude knew what he was up to. I don't think so. I feel like he did. What color was his van, Sienna? Reading the bill? I didn't see. All I saw was him get out of the water. Right. Did you get a number? Yeah. Yeah, for the police. I know. 911. 570-1949, if you have ever seen, or if you are, that particular perversion. Could you give a ticket to someone for that? No. Could you what? Give a ticket to someone? I don't think you could. No, but I'll tell you what. I bet you if a cop saw everything, he would probably walk up to him and go, hey man, so you know, you're not leaving anything in the imagination. Yeah, you get a talking to. If I were the guy, I'd be like...

1:21:48You must be looking pretty closely there. Yeah. What are you looking at, pal? Yeah, I didn't have to look close. It was a four-year-old Serbian man. Sort of screaming at me. Hello, hello. Hello, look at me, look at me, look at me. I'm a Serbian. Look, I'm totally visible. SOS, hello. I am. I was in the pool. It's freezing. Oh, hi. Hello. Little Adam Sandler in that Serbian. Hello. M1 Woobie from Ramona. Woobie. Woobie, are you there? Yeah. You're calling from Ramona? Yeah. Did you move? This isn't Woobie. This is different Woobie. It's different Woobs. This is Whitney. Oh, Whitney. Whitney. Whitney. Hi, Whitney. Hey. What's up? A guy coming out of the water in La Jolla with tan speedos on. Tan speedos? I look nude.

1:22:51Oh, wow, yeah. But like a Ken doll. Yeah. A Ken doll coming out of the water. Weird. Oh, my. Why are things like that even made? I mean, yeah. Like, why? Look, if you're European and you come here to hang out, maybe you adapt to our customers, okay? Like, listen, just have some sense about yourself with those Speedos. I agree. Oh, by the way. Ambrosia was on Jimmy Fallon last night. Yes! Ambrosia. Remember, we were talking about Ambrosia. We talked about it forever. And what are they doing now? Like playing some El Paso room? Best Western. Hey, how you doing? Ambrosia performed last night. What is the song? Do you know what? Yeah, how much I feel. Really? Let's listen to it. I purposely haven't listened yet. We'll hear it in a second. This is The Mikey Show, FM 94.9.

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1:34:23Get your picture in as one of us. We're going to announce the ultimate M1 on Thursday. Word of the day is Frito. When you hear me work that into a sentence between now and 10, haven't done it yet. Caller number nine gets a pair of tickets to see Chris Cornell and a four pack of tickets to SeaWorld. So we were talking about the band Ambrosia the other day. Yeah. Last week. We've talked about it several times. Yeah. That 70s gold. It's just, it's honey. In your ears. It is. And we were saying, where are they now? What are they up to? What is Ambrosia up to? Are they alive? Yeah. And if they are, are they playing like an El Paso Ramada Inn in the lounge area? How do they sound? How do they sound? Well, Jimmy Fallon had them on last night. It's a prison there, right, with you guys floating in space.

1:35:28And then you open it up here. He's opening up an Ambrosia album. Let me see if I can do it here. And then this guy comes out like this and it just forms a pyramid right there. It's an old LP. Once again, everybody, Ambrosia! Some older white dudes right there. He looks 62. Does he? Yes. You know who he looks like? He looks like Billy Bats. from Goodfellas with his hair dyed black. One's hemfather is on the drums. Came from an AARP meeting. Yes. Doing a great job. He can't do it anymore. Smoked a lot of grass when I first wrote that song. A lot of lewds, a lot of whiskey. A lot of whiskey. See what the guys in the background are wearing? Like yacht outfits. Yeah, that's what Jimmy Fallon was wearing.

1:37:18Jimmy Fallon was wearing like a yacht outfit. How brilliant. I know it. How brilliant is he? Gosh. That is such, I would do that in a second. Absolutely. Oh my gosh. We should have them on our show. In a heartbeat. I would love Ambrosia to come in here. From the first question, I'd go, so where you been? My first question would be, what's with the name? Yeah, absolutely. Why Ambrosia? Why did you call yourselves Ambrosia? Were you trying to come up with a woman repelling name? As a band? Are you trying to repel women from the show? Whatever, it's the opposite. Women love Ambrosia. And they don't play that type of music anymore. Just call it perfume. Yeah. I used to, when I was Michael Shannon, I used to get that stuff. That's all I played. That's so awesome. It's good. So I'm sure when you played it, you were like, I hate this crap. But now it takes you back to like a much different time. It's cool, man. I have a crazy thought. Sienna, don't flip. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Sienna. What makes you think I would flip out? Because when I tell you what I have in my head right now, you're going to flip out. Why would I flip out? Because you are, you keep me on track.

1:38:36It's going to throw off the schedule? It's going to throw off the schedule. Mike. Don't even do it. Never mind. It's crazier than that. Let's do the Michael Shannon showdio. What does that mean? And that would be... If it's what I think it is, I'm all the way in. It's that music. And we just changed the format of the radio station right now. For how long? I don't know. What? What do you mean? Like you just play music? What would you play? I'm going to play music. We have things to get to, Mike. Listen to me. I'm just, I'm just. It's my job. Listen to me. Try to keep you on track. Somebody worked real hard on that schedule. Yeah. Number one. Jay and myself. It's about the music. That's right. Number two. Oh, don't pull that card. Number two. I think it would be nice to have a little bit of music back on right now. I'm going to do old time Mikey on the radio.

1:39:40What about Lauren dressing up as Elton John? We're supposed to be getting to that in a few moments. Tomorrow. I'm not mad at that. He's all the way in. Saved by the bell. Saved by the rabbit hole. So you're just going to start playing random songs? Yes. I'm all the way in. Let's go. I have no idea what I'm going to play. Mike. What? Oh, you can see it on her face. Oh, she's furious. I'm not furious. She's not furious. She's concerned. You know, what if people don't want to hear that? What if they want to laugh? They will laugh. They'll laugh. All right. You ever just fly by the seat of your pants? You ever just change the rules on the show? You ever have to explain things to Garrett? Yeah, what about Garrett? Rick, our general manager. Garrett's going to be mad. We don't play this kind of music on the station. Yesterday was Garrett's birthday. You really going to do that to him the day after his birthday? Happy birthday to you, then. FM 94.9, Michael Shannon. This is Firefall. When it all goes crazy and the thrill is gone. There's so much. With a little Firefall. And just remember, I love you. It's the Michael Shannon Showdio in the morning. Good morning. It's 744, 16 minutes away from 8 o'clock. And our news girl, Sienna, has got some stuff on an absolutely gorgeous Tuesday morning. Okay. Obama. Oh, no. No, Sienna. You've got to deliver the news in a very special, happy way.

1:44:05Put a smile on his face. Okay, this just in. Obama actually watched live video of bin Laden of the raid. You don't say. U.S. officials are saying actually he sat there and watched. Live video on the attack on Osama bin Laden. Absolutely insane. I know. He was in a room in Washington early afternoon on Sunday to follow along. Woods, what's going on in sports this morning? Well, your friars did it again last night. They got beat by those pesky pirates from Pittsburgh five to four. You know, from what I hear, Michael Shannon, they couldn't hit water if they fell out of a freaking boat. That is such a good one, Stephen. This one is one of my favorites. It's by request from Dawn going out to Cynthia. This is LeBlanc and Car and Falling on FM 94.9. Think about winter. As much as LeBlanc and Car, that's Falling on FM 94.9. You're listening to the Michael Shannon showdio in the morning. And we want to let you know that...

1:48:04Coming up in just a little bit. Hey, Mikey. Garrett texted me and wants to know what we are doing. First of all, Jay. Uh-oh. First of all, Jay, that's not the proper voice. No, that wasn't his tone in the text. What did Garrett want to know? What we are doing. Well, let him know that it's FM 94.9 and it's Michael Shannon showed you on the morning. I don't think he's going to get that. I think that he will. I think he's going to want to talk to you. I think that he will be very pleased with the fact that we are. changing the format of FM 94.9. And the new format is love. If only for a little while. If only just for a little while. I'd like to go on the record knowing that this is not my idea. Maybe you join the team, Jay. M1DJ is on the line. He's calling in from Camp Pendleton. Good morning and welcome to the Michael Shannon showdio in the morning. What's going on this morning, DJ? Not too much, Michael. Just want to say I love the Michael Show show. Oh, thank you so much. That is so kind of you. That is so kind. Lovely caller. Are you enjoying the show today? I'm very much enjoying the show. I'll keep it brief. I came out here from the East Coast, got stationed in Camp Pelt, and I've been looking for a great morning show. Well, you found it, pal. You found it.

1:49:19You found it. Yes, you're welcome. And welcome to San Diego. Try a California burrito. Yeah, that's right. Hey, and don't forget, you are in the town that features the greatest zoo in America. Isn't that right, guys? Isn't that right? And SeaWorld. Not very fun. All of these places. Legoland. They're really a lot of fun. Just everything. So back to the normal thing now. Maybe zip your lap. It's going to be an absolutely gorgeous day here in San Diego today. We're expecting highs right around 85 and just a perfect day to get out onto the beach and go crazy yourself, huh? Paul Davis. This one's called I Go Crazy on FM 94.9. Hello, girl. It's been a while. Guess you'll be glad to know that I've learned how to laugh and smile. Getting over you a slope. They say your lovers can be. He satisfies your mind. Telled you all of his dreams. I know how much that means to realize that I was blind. How virtuoso as well, isn't he? Absolutely. Absolutely he is.

1:53:29That's Paul Davis and I Go Crazy on FM 94.9. It's the Michael Shannon Showdio in the morning. And we've decided to change the format of the radio station. So I hope you're enjoying what you're hearing. And if you're not, feast. And when Dave from La Mesa, are you there? I am here. Hi, Dave. What's going on? You have to stop. Oh, that's so kind of you to say. What a shame that you puked. to me is I feel like I'm trapped in an elevator and I'm trying to go to work. Oops, I think we got disconnected. Let me read some text that we're getting. This one's from M1 Grant. It says, this is terrible. Happy birthday, Mikey. Oh, that's so nice of you to say this. Mike, I didn't know it was your birthday today. It's actually not, guys. That's not for another couple of weeks. Was he making a joke? I think he was.

1:54:39Well, we have to take a little bit of a time out. When we come back, we're going to be playing some more of your favorites. In fact, we'll take requests if you've got requests. It's 570-1949. Let's see. This is M1 Never Called In from San Diego. Hi. How are you Never Called In? Good morning, guys. What are you up to? Oh, so San Diego native never called in, so probably should be punished for that, first of all. Absolutely. Absolutely punished you. Yes, you should. I have to tell you, I felt compelled to call because this kind of music is coming back. And it's Yacht Rock. They call it Yacht Rock. Yes. Well, we are all Yacht Rock all the time. And so... It's Shannon Autos, really. That's right. All aboard. We'll be right back.

1:55:38This is the FM 94.9 Bud Light Concert Calendar. Well, it's Hillary with some shows for you to go check out. Thursday night, New Politics and Dirty Heads play House of Blues downtown. Friday night, Ghostland Observatories at 4th and B. Now, the FM 94.9 TV on the radio show at 4th and B that was supposed to happen tonight, it has been postponed. It will happen at 4th and B now on May 13. System of a downplay cricket wireless May 21st. The FM 94.9 Independence Jam Coastal Invasion is June 5th at the Oceanside Pier. FM949SD.com for all the info and your tickets. You can see Meat Puppets at the Cat Spot June 14th. Matt and Kim in the Thermals are at House of Blues June 16th. A Perfect Circle play the Open Air Theater July 26th. And Steel Pulses at House of Blues August 14th. A couple more good ones. Death Cab for Cutie at the Remack August 16th. 311 with Sublime with Rome. Cricket Wireless August 19th. And Kings of Leon play Cricket Wireless September 4th. So there you have it. Get out there and see some shows. The FM 94.9 Bud Light Concert Calendar can be heard four times daily. For more concert info, check out the FM 94.9 Bud Light Concert Calendar.

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1:58:02I don't know. I only know. Rebecca, she is something else. You're a lucky guy, aren't you? What a catch. I am. I'm a lucky guy. And she wants to know. She texted me and she said, what's going on? And I'll tell you what's going on. A lot of love, sweetheart. Absolutely. It's flowing through the room. Hey, as a matter of fact, I love you so much, M1 Nation, that I would like to invite you to call AIS. Because you, silly goose, you've been paying far too much. for your auto insurance, haven't you? I know I was. That's right. That's right, Woods. Until you called and switched to auto insurance specialist. Same thing with Lauren. You know, she was paying too much and finally she gave those wanky guys a call. We tossed that out the window, the old guys. That's right. Toss those guys right out the window. Give them a call today. 1-800-777-4-AIS. That number again. 1-800-777-4-AIS. And you can also... If you're so inclined to go onto the internet, you can do that. That web address, that's right, it's on the World Wide Web, is www.aisinsurance.com. You're listening to the Michael Shannon Showdio in the morning. When I say we, I mean me, have lost our minds. Really, like how long are we going to be doing this? No idea, Sienna. I really don't have a clue. But AIS.

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2:05:45It's just such a gorgeous day outside, isn't it, guys? Absolutely. Breath-taking. You guys want to hit my yacht later? Yeah, that sounds like it would be a lot of fun. I've got a case of Chablis. So people are really irritated. People are really irritated and they don't want us to get in trouble. Shut your mouth. If you mean irritated, you mean brilliant, then okay. Listen, we're just trying to keep it real, keep it fresh. Keep it different. Exciting. That's right. Be different. That's right. Be different. And that's a great way to do it. M1 Jake is calling in from El Cajon. Hi, Jake. How are you? Hey, Michael. How are you? Good. I'm just having a little bit of a butterfly in my stomach. Has Garrett called? He had called. He texted me and said, what in the H are you guys doing? Go ahead, Jake. What were you calling to say? Well, Michael, I'd like to put out a request for my pregnant wife and for Mother's Day. I would love to hear some All Out of Love by Eric. That's incredible. I think we can probably do that for you. Please, somebody stop the insanity. Jay, be quiet. Yeah, you don't have to deal with Garrett, don't we? What's your wife's name again? Her name is Joanna. This one's going out to Joanna from M1 Jake from El Cajon, a little air supply. This one is called All Out of Love, and I can guarantee you this.

2:07:04M1 Jake is not all out of love. You're listening to FM 94.9. It's a brand new day. Killing a little air supply. I hope you enjoy. Glorious morning to be in love, huh, guys? Absolutely. Not a cloud in the sky today, I'll tell you that much. It's FM 94.9. That's the Michael Shannon Showdio in the morning. And a lot of people have been calling in and texting and people wondering what's going on. You know, a lot of people are just a little bit curious about the new sound that we have going on here. M1 Veronica from San Diego. Good morning. Good morning, guys. How are you? We're fantastic. How are you? I'm doing fantastic this beautiful morning. Oh, fantastic. I love the word fantastic. Also the word wonderful.

2:11:27I like wonderful as well. I can tell. What about amazing? Amazing. Amazing is a good one as well. How about amazing balls? Yeah. What? Incredible. What were you calling about, Veronica? I just have a couple birthday shout outs. I want to wish Garrett a happy belated birthday. That's very sweet of you. Yes. Our program director, Garrett. Yes. He's a nice man. Yes. He celebrated his 21st yesterday. And I also want to wish M1 Tim a happy birthday today. Oh, that's a very nice answer. Tim is a long-time listener. Hey, Mike, would you indulge me for a moment? Yeah, what's that? It's also my father, M1 Hawk's birthday today. Happy birthday to M1 Hawk. Happy birthday. I had no idea. And happy birthday to me for getting to say happy birthday to my dad on the radio. That's right, that's right. You know, a few people have texted in and said that they're turning to DSC. More than a few. More than a few, as we understand it. I'm not playing your reindeer games any longer. It's been quite a few. But I just want to let people know that you are listening to the Michael Shannon show to you on the morning. Have no idea how long I'm going to do this. Probably not much longer. Good. I think that's a huge mistake. No, I think it's brilliant. I'm really enjoying this. Let's go back to the old night. I think this is a blast. Colgate is a hell of a drug. We're not even halfway through our contract, guys, so I think we're okay.

2:12:54a gorgeous song. Hey, listen, if there's any Amanda's or Mandy's listening this morning, this one's going out to you. From your favorite radio station in the morning time, it's the Michael Shannon Showdio in the morning, right here on FM 94.9. Of course, it is the Michael Shannon showdio this morning. Maybe go back to the Mikey show. What's the Mikey show? Yeah, don't even know what that is. Our general manager, I did not even know he had my phone number, but I got a text from him asking me what the... Did he ask to hear some Paul Davis? No, I don't think he was as amused as no one. I'm getting no one that is amused. 570.

2:16:35194.9 is the number. Let's see. Let's talk to some listeners out there. M1, is it M1 Al from Claremont? Yes, yes. Hi, Al. Al, how are you? I'm lovely, thank you. I was wondering, what's going on? I thought my radio was broken, but then I heard it was the Mikey Shannon Show. It is the Mikey Shannon Show. That is correct, yes. Michael. Well, the Michael Shannon Show. Hang on just a second, because I'm getting freaked out again. It was our general manager? Rick Jackson. What did he say? What is going on? And six question marks. It's not exactly a bad text message. Yeah, that doesn't necessarily say that anything's wrong. I have never got a text from him before. Well, that's a good thing. Yes, I mean, isn't it good that he's being involved with everything? Maybe we go back to the old way. M1 Cave Dweller from Wisconsin. Hi, how are you this morning? Oh, it's chilly over there. What in the name of all that is sweet and sticky in Odin's beard has happened? Help me. It's a good question. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Let me tell you what's happened. We played a song from Ambrosia, and then I got a weird thought, and we've been going with it. Some would call it weird. I'd call it brilliant. And Mike, if you don't...

2:18:02know what the reference he was referring to. He was referring to marijuana, grass, Odin, Greg Odin's beard, sweet and sticky marijuana. I thought that maybe someone had stuck him with a blow dart full of quaaludes. Correct. Now that would be appropriate for the 70s era. Let's just get back to the music. What do you say? This is a really great one from one of our favorites. It's Randy Van Wormen. The name of the song is Just When I Needed You Most. I hope you're enjoying What we're doing here this morning, I don't know how much longer I'm going to keep it up, but I do know that our general manager has texted Jay. It's FM 94.9.

2:19:09But that song could not be more fitting. It's You Left Me Just When I Needed You Most. And it's so ironic that that's the name of the song because I've gotten a couple of texts that said, well, time to check out B-Rob and the show. All right. Well, I guess. I'm friendly neighbors. Thanks for your loyalty. Well, I guess that one hurt right where the boys are, didn't it? That one got me right where it hurts. Well, listen, you know, you've got to take the good with the bad. Absolutely. And here on the Michael Shannon Showdio in the morning, you've got to take the good with the bad. And you stay classy, San Diego. Absolutely. Let's see. In just a moment, we're going to have to take a break. But I'm glad that you've been joining us this morning on the Michael Shannon Showdio. People still a little confused about what's going on. M1 Hatteras from Chula Vista, are you there? No. What's going on?

2:23:14I woke up late this morning, so I'm off to a very good start, and I find out we're the Michael Shannon show. I do not need this right now. I need my Mikey show. Well, I understand what you're saying, and at the same time, I want to make you happy, but I also want to provide for you the greatest in the yacht hits of the 70s. Absolutely. You know, this should be calming you down. Not really. Oh, no. speaking from me. Not at all. No, no. Not at all. Our program director's on the line and he's a bit confused. I need to hang up with you now, Hatteras. That's a shame. We love you. Thank you for calling in. I'm sorry. We love you. Hey, Mikey, ever just upset your program director at every radio station you've ever worked at in your entire career? Pretty much. Hello? Have you lost your freaking mind? Is this my program director, Garrett?

2:24:18Garrett! Garrett! Happy belated birthday, Garrett. Happy birthday, pal. Thanks, guys. He's serious. Seriously, what are you doing? Why are you doing this? Well, the reason that we're doing... What happened? Hang on just a second before you get upset. Woods is fanning himself. Before you get upset, I just want you to know we're going to go back to regular programming very soon. But the thing is, is that we just wanted to give people a little something to smile about this morning. Dude, you're giving people a reason to change the freaking station. Now, wait a second, Garrett. You're saying that before I've even played The Goodbye Girl by David Gates. Love you, Garrett. I'm so sorry. We were supposed to break. We were supposed to play commercials. I know we were. I just hung up on Garrett by mistake. I'm very sorry, Garrett. This is The Goodbye Girl.

2:25:26Run to grab some coffee at the most, I tell you what, the most inappropriate time you could possibly imagine. My goodness. I've never heard a program director so upset on the phone. Never. Out in the little for you area. Maybe I have. I don't even know most of these songs. That's weird. I mean, that's weird. I know them all. All right, Michael Shannon's showdio is over. No! Listen, I've had fun. Our entire management was flipping out. People in the building. Some of our listeners, weird. Sometimes I get weird and I just do weird stuff, man. It was fun. You got to do some weird stuff. Spice it up. Feels real good sometimes. Does he want me after, Jay? Yeah, clearly.

2:28:43With me first, I think. I know. It's not your fault. I'm the one that decides to do stuff. If my wife is listening, and I know she is, I'm going to be a little late today. It's not the first time, my darling. Hey, but think of it this way. This time I'm going to be late, and it isn't because I put naked girls on the radio doing things they shouldn't. Fair enough. So, fair enough, right? Yeah. Hey, that's... Progress. On FM 94.9. FM 94.9. Independence Jam. Coastal. Presented by Miller Lite. Returns to the Oceanside Pier Amphitheater on Sunday, June 5th. Ten great artists on two stages. Performing on the FM 94. Cold War Kids. Stage. The Silent Comedy. Crocodiles. Surfer Blood. The Soft Pack. Heavy Hawaii. Tickets are only $35 with no additional fees. I can't wait.

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2:36:04That that beautiful voice came out of you. And the competition is heating up. You're incredible. I think that you have a really special gift. Really hope you pick me. Their voice is back tonight on NBC. It all starts tonight at 9 p.m. only on NBC. Cue a grill. Cue the over-enthusiastic chef with the lighter fluid. Cue the steaks, breasts, thighs. Cue the amigos bearing generous libations. Cue the fumbled bottle of Jose Cuervo. Cue the crowd's gasp. Cue the slow-motion dive. Cue the catch. Cue the drink that brings it all together. Cue the Cuervo. Jose Cuervo. Drink responsibly. Jose Cuervo Special Tequila. 40% alcohol by volume. Imported and bottled by Hugh Blind, Norwalk, Connecticut. Under license from the trademark owner. Oh, no, they didn't. Oh, yes, they did. Denny's put bacon on ice cream. Covered it with maple syrup. A maple bacon sundae.

2:37:03Just one of seven new dishes during Baconaglia. Denny's celebration of bacon. Come in now or anytime. America's Diner is always open. Prices and participation may vary. Ombac's coming out party is May 14th with RX Bandits, the Agri-Lights, Authority Zero, Tomorrow's Bad Seeds, Natives of the New Dawn, 12 bands on two stages, plus DJs, Miss Mission Beach, and Beer on the Beach. Nothing says summer like Ombac. Get your tickets at ombac.org. That's O-M-B-A-C dot org. This report brought to you by Napa Auto Parts. This May is ultimate tune-up month at Napa. Hurry and now get up to a $75 mail-in rebate at participating Napa Auto Parts stores and their auto care centers. See your stores for details. Truck problems this morning on the 15 southbound right before Carroll Canyon Road. The right three lanes are closed. Three cars and a truck. The truck actually jackknifed. 94 westbound 30th Street, an accident there. CHP's on the scene. And another problem with a big...

2:38:03pickup truck um actually it's not a pickup truck it's it's a um semi truck oh my gosh i am having my own problems this morning the 15 southbound miramar road the off ramps blocked it's a big rig in the number two lane and chp's on the scene and they're waiting on a big heavy duty tow truck if you're driving texting checking your facebook or returning emails and they catch you you're going to get a ticket if you don't kill yourself first it's definitely not worth it a message from the california highway patrol i'm stacy cohen fm 94.9 And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. Just one day, if I could be Tom Brady. Lauren. I like it. Why not? You like the arm kit? Yeah, it's manly. Woods. I love the brass. Zienna. Bruce Puffins is a classic. And Jay. Yeah, I shaved my legs one time. On FM 94.9. Tonight's 8 o'clock album. Bruce Springsteen. Garrett. Come in. Hi, Garrett. How are you? I'm great. How are you? Funny guy. Yeah, thanks.

2:39:18Hey, I got two words for you. You're fired. Where'd you go? Hey, Mike, come on back in here. Grab a seat. I'm back. I'm just kidding. Actually, I'm not kidding. You're fired. Hey, Mike, get on back in here. You're hired again. Oh, thanks. Garrett, you can't just hire and fire us. Hey, Sienna, you're fired. No, Garrett. Sienna, come on back. You're hired. Thanks, Garrett. Hey, LLB. Hey, what's up, Garrett? You're fired. Come on back. I'm just kidding with you. Hey, you do that again? Yeah. You're freaking fired. Get on back in here, Mike. Come on back. I talked to Dempsey, my kid, this morning. He said, hey, those guys are idiots. That Mike, he's a moron. He's a moron. True. And then I was talking to my wife, Ann. She said, hey, hon, you need to fire him. I said, I'm not firing him. I'll fire him, and then I'll hire him again. Oh, I fire him? It's going to be just like Tommy. He'll come right back. Come right back. You can't get rid of the guy. You realize I've got to put up with this crap another year and a half? Oh, my gosh.

2:40:17Just love us, Garrett. I do love you, but you know what? You're fired. Never do that again, you're fired. But if you do it again, I'll hire you again. Wow. Do that again, you're hired. Don't do it three times or you're fired. Well, I'll hire you back. You're hired. Hey, Mike, how you doing? It's Garrett. Hey, pardon this, but I can't remember if I hired you or fired you yesterday. Pardon this. You did both. I hired you. And then fired us. But then this morning you sent a text saying you're hired. Okay, so you're hired right now? Right now we're hired. Oh, okay. Well, then you're fired. Where do you stand right now? Now we're fired. Quiet. Shut up. Where are you right now? Are you hired or fired? Fired. Oh, well, get back in here. Good morning. Hello. Hey, is this Woods? Yep. Hey, Woods. I don't know what happened. I can't remember. Are you hired or fired? We're hired. We're here. We're on the air. Get out your fire. Oh, crap. Hey, Lauren. Hey, what's up, G-Money? I fired you yesterday, right? Correct. Get in here. You're hired. Oh, yes. Thank you. I found you that one day you really didn't fire us. Oh, we have to. You mean we're hired, right? It's a bit, right? The day he fires us, we're like, for real? Are we hired? We're back. A guy said.

2:41:44I'm dead serious. I wish I was kidding. The HR woman's in the room. This is a bit. We have to escort you out. You're going really far with this prank. She's here to give us our higher paperwork to sign and re-sign up, right? Mike, remember December 17th in Debbie's office back at Clear Channel? Same bit, bro. Get out. So those cardboard boxes, those are gifts for us? Those aren't our things, right? No. That's all your crap. Get out! You can just... You're going to hire people to unpack it again, right? Because we're hired. Yeah, you're hired. What about our key cards? Should I keep my key card? I can't remember. You hired or fired? We're hired. No, you're fired. Here's my key card. If we get hired again, are we still going to have to do paper time cards? You're making a joke about the company. Get out. You're fired. Oh, gosh. LLB. Yeah? Get in here. I'm just joking around. Couldn't fire you. Garrett, I can see his face right now. Shaking his head. You guys are idiots. Eyes closed. I was out there. I was getting coffee. And I heard him talking to Jay. Thank you. Any curse words? A couple. Bye. Just love us, Garrett. We love you. You love us. Shut up. Stop. Move forward. Bye. Really, dude? Really?

2:43:08Bye-bye. You're jealous. Stay away from the crack. Not on drugs, bro. Love you violently. Your board doesn't lie. Never has. When I lie, I love you violently. Stay away from the crack. You lose, Mike. You lose. It's already been used. It's already been used. A lot of people are calling. M1Ninja from Claremont. Hey, actually, guys, I changed my name today to Smooth Ninja. Smooth Ninja. You bag a man? The music we were playing. What's up? Well, I called initially to request Sailing by Christopher Cross. Oh, that's cool. You guys almost inspired me to cut out of work and go on my catamaran and enjoy the other day. Let's get some Chardonnay over at Costco. Your schooner. Damn it, why did I remember the word catamaran when we were doing that? I know it. I know it. Your schooner. But I was just calling to let you guys know that...

2:44:10M1s know that they love you and they're okay with this and this is fun. If you're listening to this news, Yacht Rock, you can't be worried. You can't be stressed. You can't be angry. Some can't. People got angry. Some people got angry. Here's the deal. Thank you for the call. Here's the deal. It doesn't matter how much I mature and grow. There's something in me that does things that are naughty. You're a rough scallion, dude. Cleaner time. Something in him? That doesn't. Yeah, there's a little bit of a stretch. A little bit of a stretch. Really trying to make that work. He really was. It's been a while since he's been allowed to play, you know, creepy clip. It's almost as if he has his finger on that button and he's like, I'll make this work somehow. Yeah. Stretch and slide. I don't care what he says.

2:45:10I'll play it and then somehow it'll work. I'll play it during his testimony if I have to. If I got to. I'll play it. I don't care. Listen, I'm wild. Fabulous idea. Could you? I would lose my mind if Jay played a clip during your testimony. If he did that. I have turned my board completely off. Thank you. I would throw my headphones down. I would run as fast as my phone as I can. Get in my car and haul my butt home. And turn off your phone. I'd be like, I'm not going to CJ on Monday. Yeah, turn my board off and I'd get my hands far away because there could be an accident. I've thought about it. I would probably turn my phone off for the whole weekend. Nice beaver. I'd have to stop it. I'd have to stop. I couldn't keep doing it. You would shut down. That would mentally probably shut me down. You might have a fist fight. No. You might kick him in the shin. You would say goodbye for the weekend and then probably cool off. It would take me the weekend to cool off. I'd be very hurt, sad, fearful. You know, do that whole thing. Definitely make me hurt, sad, and fearful. I heard it. I heard it. Hey, did you hear that? Yeah, I did. It's alright. You don't have to shh, because I heard it. Anything going on in the news?

2:46:34One of those deals, I guess. Sports or... Headlines. Audio, maybe. Our number is 570-194-9. Hopefully, you know, you didn't change the station. Hopefully, we didn't lose you. Everybody just calm down and relax. We do some weird stuff from time to time. Yeah. It happens. It's all in the name of love, really. That's right. That's exactly what it is. Try to brighten your day. Try to keep it fresh, man. Come on. Keep you on your toes. It's all about freshness. I'm going to punch you in the ovary. Sorry. All right. Well, I have an email that is wild. And the person has asked us not to reveal their name, and so we will not. And if you want to comment on it, 570-1949 is our number. By the way, Colin Harrison, you have just... What do we have to give away right now, Jay? We have lunch for two at On the Border Mexican Grill, celebrating Cinco de Mayo at all four locations. All right, Colin, but you have 60 seconds to call in. Colin Harrison, you have one meal for two. Lunch for two. Lunch for two at On the Border. On the Border. Mexican Grill. But you have to call in within the next 60. Okay, so tell me what you think about this.

2:47:55Mikey, I'm sending you this email in confidence. Feel free to discuss it, but please don't say my name. My family has a house up at Big Bear that we all use at different times. My husband has a house up at Big Bear, and I went up last weekend for a quick getaway. And what we discovered shocked me to my core. My younger brother, who is 30, was at the house with a woman. The thing is, it wasn't his wife. He's been married for two years and I'm very close with his wife. I'm in such a rough place right now. I can't look my sister-in-law in the face and I'm not speaking to my brother. Is it my place to tell her what I found? Your thoughts, M1 Anonymous. I've seen these kind of situations before. What you do is it's ultimatum time. For whom? For the brother. You tell her I will? You tell her I will. Tell her I will. Oh, my gosh. Not your place. Yes, it is. Not your place. Not your place. Not your place. Not your place. It's actually literally. It's literally her place. Yeah, yeah. So I guess, you know, it's literally. That's not what I heard. Her sister-in-law has now become her family member. Agreed. You know who else is her family member? Her brother. Yeah. Oh, gosh. Hey, man, that is their business. That is his business, her business, their business. Not mine. If she was in their wedding.

2:49:21You stand up there as you agree to be a part of that union. And you're like, I'm here to witness this. I'm here to make sure that these two. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter one bit if they were up in the wedding. If they were the preacher that married them, it is not your business. Here's the thing, though. Now you've made me. Let's say it was me that walked in. Now you've put me in a weird position because I've got to talk to your wife. Sure. You've got to carry that burden. Yeah, so now you've put a burden on me. It sucks, man. For you. It sucks for you. It sucks for all of us. I know. It sucks for all of us. If I busted my brother doing something like that, I would probably just stop talking to him, and it would be obvious that I was mad, and his wife would be like, what happened? Exactly. Why is she mad at you? Exactly. And he would have to come up with something. That way I'm not saying anything, but I'm obviously mad at my brother for doing something like that. Right? Yeah. Because that way you don't have to say anything. You're leaving. I mean, the wife is going to catch on that you're mad at your brother. Yeah, I wouldn't do that. Oh, I would just let her figure it out. I say it's fine if that's what you want to do. I would do the ultimatum. Because you know what guy doesn't have to face an ultimatum? Sure. The guy that doesn't cheat on me. Absolutely. Absolutely. But again, it ain't your business. It is now. It became your business. You made it my business. When you were at my cabin. Yeah, you made it my business. Our cabin. Yeah.

2:50:41Family cabin. I wasn't at your house on your couch. Well, you should have been more sneaky about it. Yeah, you should have been. But you should also be on your sibling's side too. You don't know what's going on in the house? I couldn't tell my brother's wife on my brother. Wait a minute. I couldn't do that. Blood is thicker than water. You don't know what's going on in that house? Yeah. You can't justify cheating no matter what's going on in the house. I'm not, but you know what? If it's my... I keep my eyes on my own paper. It's my paper. I worry about my wife, what she's doing. I don't worry about what my brother does. If my brother cheats on... If your brother rubs your nose in it... But he didn't. He didn't mean to. He didn't mean to. He messed up, clearly. No, he didn't. He didn't mean to what? He didn't mean for you to walk into that house. He didn't mean to get caught. He didn't mean to get caught. Oh, okay, but he did. Yeah. Yeah, great. That's his freaking problem. Criminals don't mean to get caught either. Here's the deal. Way different. It's not against the law. Here's the deal. It is. If you're the type of person that doesn't care, like maybe you walk in on your brother and he's having sex with another woman and you don't care. Right. You know, and you're like, oh, I care. I care. But you know what I'm not going to do is call my sister-in-law Tessa and be like, oh my God, my brother, I just saw him sleeping with another girl. He's cheating on you. Get the hell out of my brother. You don't do that to your family. Hang on a minute. No. That's blood, dude. Hang on a minute.

2:51:57If you're, let's swing it the other way. It's your sister. Okay. She's having sex with your good. I beat the crap out of that guy. Well, yeah, but you walk in on your sister and there's some, you know, strange dude. And your sister is married to your good friend. You got to look at your good friend. Absolutely, I do. You know, and she's now put you in a pretty bad position. That's a terrible position to be in. That's my sister. I'm trying to think. If it was the other way around and it was your sister-in-law that was cheating on your brother or it was the in-law that was cheating, obviously you tell your brother or your sister. I wouldn't even give the ultimatum. You tell your brother or sister. But if it's your brother or sister that's doing the bad, you can't tell on them. I would confront them first and go, what are you going to do about this? You have to tell them. And if you're not going to tell them, then I'm not going to come around you too. And the reason is because I hate bad. I hate it. Absolutely. It disgusts me. It disgusts me. Bad disgusts me. And so I say, look, do something about it, man. Well, what she said makes sense. What Ella B said by saying, you have pissed me off. What are you going to do about it? I don't even want to be around you right now. I'm not going to be around you, and I'm not going to stare your wife, my sister-in-law, in the face.

2:53:10But I wouldn't call her. That's what I was saying earlier. That way you're doing something and then the wife, your sister-in-law, will find out why is she mad at you. Something's going on. And that way you don't have to say anything. Can I ask this? Why are we... Well, Woods, why are we upset that you would say to your brother, you tell her or I'm going to tell her? What's he going to do? Wait, wait, wait. What's he going to do? Look at you and be like... What's your problem, man? Well, it's his life. It's his life. It's his life. It's his life. It's his marriage. It's not my business, man. But is that what he's going to say? Like, what's your problem, man? Is that what he's going to say? I don't know what my brother is. Or he might say, go for it. He might say, yeah, go for it. Tell her. I want out. It could be any three of my brothers. Mark, Sam, or Steve. I walk in on them. They're doing that. I go, you tell them or I tell them. Happy birthday. And what are they going to say back to me? What a conversation that's going to be with his wife. You're going to burn that bridge forever. I need to tell you about something that my brother was doing, and this hurts me. I'll tell you exactly how it's going to go. He goes, if he says, I ain't telling her, I go, I got the phone, bro. You're telling her, I'm telling her. You have to protect your family, though. Hey, Melissa.

2:54:24I'm sitting here with my bro right now, and he is with another woman right now. And I want you to know, because it's going to spare you a lot of years. Honey, I don't know what he's talking about. He's crazy. I don't know why he's trying to break his part. Okay. Hey, it ain't tattletale. Dude, you know who doesn't have to deal with that problem? Exactly. Him. He's going to have to face the consequences. Dude, not you. Yeah, nobody put you there to judge him. It's uncomfortable for you? Big deal. But Mike, isn't it you that always says that you're going to teach your three boys that no matter what, if one of them's in a fight, they jump in and help their brother? And if one of them was probably in a fight, maybe because they were doing something wrong, but no matter what, you're going to protect your brother. Wait a minute. If my brother, here's what I'm also going to teach him. If you see your brother doing something wrong, I want to know about it. And if I find out that you didn't tell me. But they're children. These are grown men. The argument still works, though. I mean, you're right to bring that argument up to say, didn't you teach your kids to defend on it? Yeah. And I'm also going to teach them that they are to abhor wrong. They're to abhor evil. You walk in that house and she's your bro sleeping with some chick. It's hideous and disgusting. There's no two ways about it.

2:55:36Blowing the lid on evil and disgusting doesn't make you wrong. I'm not a judge, dude. That's the only judge that counts. Not me, man. It's not my plan. You're not judging. I'm not the morals, please. But why do you have to be a tattletail? You're in agreeance with it if you don't say anything. And judging means that you're making up the difference. This is judging. I'm making the decision between right and wrong. There is no decision to be made. No, it's wrong. Right. So there's no judging. But he'll have his time. It's not for me to give out the punishment. You're not in the relationship. You carry that burden if you have that information. What do you think? 570-1949. I want to know what M1 Nation thinks. Call us now. I always have to look my sexiest. That's why I'm wearing these tight size 42. Be a part of the show. 570-1949. Or shoot him a text. Text at 949mikey at gmail.com. I'm sorry, our time is up. San Diego Radio has never mobilized this type of takeover. The prizes. On Saturday, May 14th, the Mikey Show and M1's takeover Qualcomm Stadium. From 10 a.m., the new Mikey Show sticker is in and ready for your ride. Every car receives a prize. We've got a his and her mountain bike from Haro.

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3:05:59KBZT San Diego, a Lincoln Financial radio station. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I've got tattoos, I'm Mexican, I'm short, and I'm bald. Lauren. There is a thought bubble over my head right now. It would be empty. Woods. My wife hates when I pick my nose, I get knuckle-themed. Sienna. The only time I'll eat spinach is if it's in artichoke dip. And Jay. Yeah, I'm not going to play games with him. Just point blank ask him, then I'm going to break his legs. On FM 94.9. Smells like a Frito in here. Sounds like feet. Feet don't smell like Fritos. Don't they? Yeah, I love it. So, Sienna, what's going on? We're going to take, we got a million calls right now about this email that we kept talking about off the air, by the way.

3:06:55Yeah, I know. Sienna, what's going on in news? A couple local stories. Have you ever heard of the Top High School Commencement Challenge? Well, it's a national challenge, basically. It's just whatever high school earns Obama coming to visit and giving a speech at your high school. Well, one of the San Diego charter schools is very close. They're in the top running to have Obama come here. It's San Diego's High Tech High in Point Loma. I got an email about that, and I want to help them. Yeah. Oh, no, you post videos. The school posts videos and it's on the White House website. You go and vote and it's a really cool thing. It just demonstrates how their campus has prepared them for college and career. And I've heard that High Tech High is a really good school right here in San Diego. Also a Ramona attorney and another lawyer who... are still unconvinced that President Barack Obama was born in the United States, are taking it a step further. They've now asked a federal appeals court panel yesterday to reinstate the lawsuit against President Obama saying, you know, he's not a U.S. citizen. Good allocation of time. Yes. So this is a San Diego man right from Ramona, and we'll see what happens. M1, Christopher from San Diego. What was the word of the day? That is correct, sir. Hang on the line. You just won yourself Chris Cornell tickets.

3:08:14Hang on the line. Woodsy, what's going on in sports? Well, do you know the record for most games in Major League Baseball with a hit? 56 games. In a row, Joe DiMaggio had a 56-game hitting streak. One of those records that will probably never be broken, in my opinion. Andre Ethier from the Los Angeles Dodgers is halfway there. He has a 28-game hitting streak right now that has just been really cool to watch. Not a big Dodger fan, but... Seeing a guy get a hit in 28 straight games, do you have any idea how hard that is? Yeah, I bet. It's unbelievable. So he's at 28 and counting right now. And this was interesting. I didn't even know they were thinking about moving, but the Sacramento Kings of the NBA were thinking about moving to... You're right. Santa just slammed her knee. I know. We're thinking about moving to Anaheim. But they will, in fact, stay in Sacramento for one more year. Everybody's considered it at one time. Moving to Anaheim? I know. I often consider moving to Anaheim. Let's see. So we were going over this email that we got from a woman that said that her husband and her went up last weekend for a quick getaway to Big Bear. And her younger brother, who's 30, was at the house that...

3:09:30her family has up there with another woman. Not his wife. And it wasn't his wife. He's been married for two years and she is very close with his wife. And she's in a pretty tough place about it because she can't look her sister-in-law in the face. Not speaking to her brother. She wants to know what to do. I said, what you do is you tell him, either you tell her or I'm going to tell her. Because creep is a creep is a creep. You know, this whole concept of like how that possibly makes you the bad person. Stay out of my life. Stay out of my life. Stay out of my cabin. It's my decisions. My mistakes. Let's change it up. Let's say it's not at the cabin. Let's say L.O.B. drives by the Motel 6 and sees her brother's. Pathfinder next to some chick's Mercedes. Yeah, I don't know that anything's going on. Yeah, it's all implied. Really? Really? They're walking out holding hands. They smooch by the car. Now I know. Now you know. Now I know. They just came out of a motel room. You see. I slam on my brakes. What's going on? I put it in reverse. I go back. I go, same bit. What the hell are you doing? Same bit. They didn't do it in front of you. They didn't impose anything on you. I thought you said I saw him kissing. You saw him kissing. But it wasn't in your house. It wasn't in your home. Same bit. Still out in public. Yeah. Same bit with you. See, I would stop and I would say, what are you doing? But I would never.

3:10:53tell on my brother or my sister. I wouldn't even stop. I would just wait until I saw him next time. I was like, dude, I saw what you were doing and I don't appreciate it. Any guys ever been cheating on? Yeah. How awful that is? It's terrible. I'm not ever going to let anybody go through that and I don't care if it's my brother that's the dirt bag that's doing it. But you are letting someone go through it because it still has happened. Now they know and they should know. They deserve to know but not from... The person who cheated his brother. Yeah. Or sister. You know who doesn't have to worry about that? Of course. Obviously. Obviously. Nobody's arguing that for cheating. But that's not a moot point. That's the whole thing is. That's the basis of the- They went and did it. That's the point. I'm a person that saw things with my eyes as an honest person. So you're going to turn on your blood family? No, I'm going to go present them with- Wait a minute, wait a minute. You're turning on your brother. To say that you're turning on your brother- You are. If you make that call, you are. Yeah. If you do this, if- Your brother plays for the Oakland Raiders and you think it's real cute to be a charger, you know, rub chargers in his face. Or if your brother is in the Marine Corps and you say that your brother is a dirtbag and he's killing people and blah, blah, blah. That's your brother doing something good or doing something okay.

3:12:22And you're like turning on them. Right. But when your brother is a dirtbag doing something evil. You still love your brother. Yeah, I still love him. That's a true fact. Are you going to give me the I'm helping him bit? That's not helping him. It's not about helping him. If you make that call. It's not helping him. What is it? It's helping her. Yeah. It's helping another human being. Well, for sure. And I'm all for that. Your brother is being a dirtbag. It's not your place to do it. It's still my brother. It's not your place. You're not. You're not the boss, sir. I'm not married to Matt. Me and his sister, Jasmine, have now become close friends as a result of us dating. In fact, we will hang out outside of Matt plenty of times because we are now friends. If I found out that she knew and didn't say anything to me... Whatever was salvageable between him and I is completely separate, but I now cannot be friends with her knowing like... She's kind of a dirtbag. I understand that, but that's fine. I would hate it, but I'd understand because it's family. They have a blood relationship, so she shouldn't tell you. But she's an honest person. That would be like, I'm not going to stand idly and pretend like I know that this relationship is without... I mean, the bond has been completely broken. M1 Artiste from Rancho Bernardo.

3:13:37Hi, guys. Hi. I completely agree with Mikey and L.O.B. on this. And I'm just wondering, I want to ask Woods and Sienna, is your position based on the fact that they're blood relatives? I just think, yeah. It's based on the fact that it's my brother. I wouldn't do anything. Yeah. No, your loyalty is to your family. So if you took the family part of it out and it was, say, Mikey and Woods. in a situation like that? Oh, yeah. If I caught Mikey cheating on Rebecca, I wouldn't call Rebecca. If I see you cheating on your wife, I'm telling Jamie. Or you are. I would never do that. You shouldn't have to be worried about it. I'm not worried about it. And let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. If you ever see me cheating on Rebecca... What you should say to me is, you're telling her or I am. No, I never would. I would never overstep my bounds. I would never say that either. I would never overstep my bounds. He's not in your relationship, so why is he getting in the middle of it? Never would I overstep my bounds. It's accountability. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. And you should too, Sienna. I'll tell you why. Because you know Rebecca. Of course. And you care about Rebecca. Of course. Absolutely. I do too. And I would feel horrible about it. You're defending the right thing. It's the right thing, dude.

3:14:50What am I going to do? Look at you. Am I going to look at you? Woods says to me, he goes, Mikey, I saw what you're doing and I saw it with my own eyes. I saw it. I saw it. And either you're telling Rebecca or I'm telling Rebecca. And I'm going to look at Woods and be like, you SOB. I don't know what your reaction would be. You could cry. You could weep. You could beg. How dare you? You don't have to do that. You don't have to do that. You could cry. You could weep. You could beg. I'm not sticking my nose where it doesn't belong. Where my nose doesn't belong is your freaking marriage. You have more allegiance to your sister-in-law than one of your friend's wives. That's different. That's now your family. But that girl said take the equation out of it. And I'm taking the equation out of it. Not as family as his brother. Listen, I understand where you're coming from. I do. In my world, right and wrong has got to be bigger. Sure. It's got to be bigger. If the preacher at your church, if I was to go to him and confess, his obligation now is to tell my wife? No, that's different. He's telling you. He's fighting right and wrong. Hang on a minute. If Woods comes to me and he says, hey, dude, I got to talk to you. I've been cheating on Jamie and I feel really bad about it. First of all, if a person has come to the point where they're confessing it to you, they're confessing it.

3:16:10If he comes to me and he says, listen, I've been cheating on Jamie, blah, blah, blah. I'm going to keep him accountable. What I'll do is I'll say, dude, you got to tell her, man. You got to tell her. I can't. You got to tell her. I'm not ready to yet. Well, bro, you got to. I feel horrible about it. Says who? Says Mikey? Well, why are you asking me? I want a friend. It doesn't have to be you. He's just saying he's confessing to someone. Wait, wait, wait. Let's say you come to me and you go, dude, I want to talk to you. I got to ask you. Okay, so I'm doing this, blah, blah, blah. And I go, oh, well, you got to tell her or else I will. And he goes, wait, wait, wait. And he goes. Who are you to tell me? But he was confessing. He was confessing. I needed a friend. But you're his friend. I needed a friend. But now you're the judge. Now you're the judge. Now you're Judge Wagner. No, it's not judge. You are judge. It's a good person. He was asking him for advice. He was asking for advice. You shouldn't have put that burden on him. Now he's being told what he has to do. Wow. Yeah. Well, just so everybody knows. I didn't do anything. Creep. I'll be your support. Creep. I didn't do anything. Just so everybody knows.

3:17:16Don't confess to me that you're cheating. Or me. That's very clear. Or L.O.B. I won't cheat. I'm not cheating. No, it's cheating. Stop cheating, man. I didn't do it. Why are you cheating? You're a dirtbag. I'm such a dirtbag. Put your pants back on. I'm so sorry. Good Lord. Tell that girl to leave the studio. Get her out of here. You have an obligation. If you see me cheating, you have an obligation to me. No way. And you have an obligation. To Rebecca. It'll be real fun coming to work the next day. I don't know. Whose fault is that? Mine. Yeah, but it's going to interfere with my job and everything. And I'm just, it's not my place. It's called Omerta, pal. Look it up. What's Omerta? I don't know. Look it up. Omerta. I've never heard of Omerta. We can't look it up. We're on the air. It's about there. Let's see. 570. 194.9. There's a good DVD out. You guys should rent some. It's called Band of Brothers. Yeah. We feast on it. It's not about. War? It's the point. Band of brothers. Brothers stick together. Yeah, brothers do stick together. I tell my boys, you better defend your brother. Unless he's cheating on his wife, you better call his wife. Unless he's cheating on his wife, which is evil.

3:18:27And then you better do something about it. Of course, you're going to be mad at your brother if he's cheating. You're going to think differently of your brother. Yes. But you're not going to call his wife. I'm not going to call his wife and rat him out. I will confront my brother. I will confront my brother. If you catch him stealing, is it your obligation? To tell the store? I'm going to call the cops now. Right. I'm going to call the cops. What if you catch him dealing drugs? Should you call him rat him out? Oh, let's call the cops. Your brother sells cocaine. Should you call the cops on him? That's evil. If my brother's selling cocaine, I'm going to say to him, dude. You either stop selling cocaine or I'm turning you in. That's different, brother. That's different. Because you could say you either stop cheating on your wife or I'm telling her you'll stop. That's different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I can get with that idea. They're both doing something illegal. That I can get with. No way. So you call your cops on your brother. No, because he's selling cocaine. But I wouldn't associate. The consequence would be I'm not going to associate with him as long as he's selling drugs. Now, there's no other person that's directly being affected by him selling the drugs. Oh, everybody that he sells to now is affected. Well, yeah, but I don't know them. I don't have an obligation to them. I have an obligation to my sister-in-law. I've now become friends with her. She's actually my sister now.

3:19:34an obligation to your brother? Yes, I do. And I wouldn't ever be the one to call up my sister-in-law. If he's not going to tell, then I'm going to put the two of them together and go, well... Have you talked to her? Oh my gosh, that's uncomfortable. I mean, if he won't man up and do it, then I'll make it as uncomfortable for him as he's made it for me. The only way I could see telling on my blood relative is if they were abusing alcohol or drugs or doing something like that. He's abusing her by cheating on her. No, it's not life-threatening. If he's an alcoholic and I find out he's drinking again, I'm going to call his sponsor or whatever because I'm going to do that because I love that person. And I know they'll be mad at me, but it's going to make them a better person. I can't get involved in cheating. It could be life-threatening if he is having unprotected sex with two people. Oh, my gosh. That's a stretch. Could be, though. That's an assumption. Well, it could be. The assumption is that when you get married and you say your vows, that you're going to be faithful. Of course, he's a monster for cheating. No one should cheat. Now, here's the thing I really want to think about now. Because I want to think about this. What if my brother says, this was wrong, and I'm going to stop?

3:20:44Well, then he's just going to get sneakier. I don't know. See, now I'm making... I am. Well, the only thing that you have to go off of is what you saw. And cheating once is the same thing as cheating a hundred times as far as I'm concerned. I agree with that. Sure. Yeah, I just can't get down with... I'm a bad guy. You're not a bad guy, dude. Nobody's saying you're a bad guy. What we're saying is that it's not your place. That doesn't make you a bad guy. And your loyalty is to your blood. Right. That's what we're saying. It doesn't have to be. What if your brother's a murderer? Are you then loyal to him? Yeah, but it's not. I'm saying life and death. I'm saying life and death. I'm not loyal to him, but I stand behind him. You always love them. I stand behind him. It doesn't mean people that you love and stand behind don't do creepy things. I mean, thank God. My blood stood behind me a few times in my life. You know what I mean? Yeah, I say. And they didn't call and rat me out. And I think it's different, man. If somebody comes to you and they're confessing something to you and they say that they see the wrong in it and they know that it's wrong and they want to stop. And they want your help to lean on. And they want your help to lean on. Man, I do. I think that's a different story.

3:21:59Than you catching them coming out of the hotel. They're coming to you for guidance. Yes, and I do think that's different. Not a solution. Could be different. But I'd still probably push the envelope and be like, she has a right to know, he has a right to know. I don't think I would at that point. I think I would. I would if I caught them because they show no intent. I'm just all about living in the truth. I am too. It is up to that person. Once you've cheated, your rights go out the window. It's up to that person now. to have the right to know. Blue eyes. Yes. 570-1949. Give me something a little bit. That was in the middle of the top. Sorry. Then you gotta give me the build-up. Well, do you have to do the lead-in? The what? For blue eyes. Oh. She's out. Oh, she's not happy. Yeah, she's not gonna do blue eyes. No, I didn't know. Blue eyes, we said, is whenever things get awkward, that's gonna be our thing. You can't keep fighting after someone says blue eyes. Blue eyes. That's when we just have fun. M1 Mike from Vista. Hey, Mikey. How's it going, man? I totally agree with you and LLB. You know, I was thinking about, like, Esau with his brother Jacob. He sold his birthday. All right. That's totally different. Listen, you start going there. Yeah. I appreciate you, bro. We love you. And I love you. Thanks for the call. I love your face. I'm serious. I love you. But we can't go there.

3:23:27M1 Sam. I just have a question. I'm with Mikey and LLB. And while I was online, I also thought of another thing. But first of all, you guys are saying that it's blood relative. You could never do that to your blood relative. Well, what if they were your adopted brother and they're not your blood relative? It's not a big deal. It's just a figure of speech. Me and Sienna said we couldn't do it to Mikey or LLB. Because we're closer to them. Okay, so what if your... Okay, Mikey, what if Mikey's wife was cheating on him and you caught her? Yeah, Mikey's my friend first. Yeah, we're closer to Mikey. I tell Mikey I'm closer. It's about who you're closer with. And he should. He should tell me. Wow.

3:24:12Happy birthday, Mikey, I guess. Of course it's immoral. Of course it's immoral. You would tell on Mikey, but you wouldn't tell on Rebecca? Well, the loyalty is to the person you're the closest with. I would tell Mikey Rebecca was cheating. I wouldn't tell Mikey Rebecca. I'm the same. He would tell me if he found out that my wife was cheating because I'm his boy. I'm sorry, Rebecca. That's how boys are. He wouldn't tell Rebecca if I was cheating because I'm his boy. We see Mikey every day. We see Rebecca every once in a while. Why is Rebecca cheating? Jay, if you ever walked in here and I was messing around with somebody, you would have every right to say to me, dude, you either tell Rebecca or I'm telling Rebecca. I wouldn't ever do that to you. I would never do that to you. Neither would I. Neither would I. You guys ever just turn a blind eye? To me, I wouldn't tell her. It's not a blind eye. It is. Do you ever just get involved in someone else's problem? Yeah. You can't stick to it. I'd say you look like you have some issues that you need to work out, buddy, and I would work on them. Yeah. If I were you, I'd work on them. Yeah. It explains the divorce. In a way, I would skip. It does. Oh, boy. It takes a village. It does take a village, old man. I don't want a village in my relationship. Uh-uh. I should have thought about that before you cheated. Thank you. I didn't cheat. High side 2020. We got new releases. We got Will Ferrell taunting Conan's daughter before shaving off his beard. And during commercials, we have all of us here on The Mikey Show continuing to debate this. 570-1949. Or text.

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3:34:17I'm a nudist. Lauren. I did a lot of reading last night. Weird. Woods. I am the grill master. I can grill everything. Sienna. I'm not the neatest person in my house. Todd's definitely more neat than I am, but I wouldn't say I'm a slob. And Jay. I'll come over and help you cut a trench of concrete. On FM 94.9. How about that Facebook interchange? Oh, wow. We're monsters, apparently. I know. To keep our mouths shut. M1 Robert said, Wow Woods, first of all, in the military. Of course you're going to read this one. Why? You said this was a good one. It is good, but it's not the same thing. I know, but we should read it. It's not the same thing. It was the one that you were passionate about. I'm very passionate about it. I love Robert. He's a cave dweller. He's one of my favorite M1s. He says, Wow Woods, first of all, in the military, we got a thing that we try to live by called integrity, which means doing what's right.

3:35:37even when no one's looking. By the way, that's called character. That's character. We police our own, which means if one of us is being a knucklehead, it's up to his brothers to snatch him up, straighten him out. I'm not done reading it. Are you telling your boss? If someone else finds out, it's going to be worse for everyone because no one had the nuts to do something about it. Secondly, Sienna, it could be a matter of life or death. Do you know that four out of 10 women in this country carry the HPV virus, which can lead to cervical cancer, which most certainly can lead to death? Woods wrote back. That was my point. Woods wrote back and said, so being in the military is the equivalent to cheating on your wife? Dude, I'm all about staying true and faithful to my wife, Jamie. own marriage. Not yours. Not Mikey's. Not my brother's. Not my parents. I said, I'm my brother's keeper. Iron sharpens iron. Man up. And I said, Get! Get! I just, Jay Woods and myself all believe that whoever's cheating is an idiot and you're a dirtbag and you have issues and we don't like you as much anymore because of that. But I'll defend you and enable you.

3:37:07I won't defend you. Yeah, I'm going to buy you a motel. And I'm not enabling you. I'll get you your own little love nest apartment. I'm just not going to tell on you. By keeping quiet, though, you are enabling. You are. I'm just going to keep my eyes on my own paper. You guys, I'm not being quiet. I'm not being quiet. Question. I'm ripping my brother a new one. Yeah, I would do the same thing. I'm ripping him a new one. I'm not being quiet. Just not telling on him. Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. If Rebecca is cheating on me and you tell me, why aren't you keeping your eyes on your own paper? Because you're my friend. I know, but it's none of your business. Fair enough. I see your point, but it's different. What we're saying all along is our loyalty lies to who we're closest to. Exactly. If it's my brother, if it's my sister. I thought it was about keeping your eyes on your own paper. Policing my own marriage. No, but we're friends. And I would tell my brother if my sister-in-law was cheating on him. I think I just hit on something. Well, yeah. I mean, dude, I can't deny that. But what I'm saying is it's a matter of who you're closest to have the most loyalty with. Like I just said, I would tell my brother if my sister-in-law was cheating on him. I would tell my brother. Because that's my brother. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Hang on. I just got, I'm going to just, I want to lock in with you here. Lock on in. Why are you going to tell your brother? Because it's my brother. I know, but.

3:38:28I need you to like actually tell me the words. I can't explain it. It's my brother. I know, but why? Okay, let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. If you see your sister-in-law buying your brother a birthday present, are you going to tell him what it is? No. No, she's like cheating. It's not going to hurt him. Guys, I beg you. I'm begging. I'm begging. If you see your sister-in-law buying a present for your brother for his birthday, are you going to tell him? No. Why? Because... It's a birthday. It's a surprise. It's a surprise? Yeah. Okay. It's positive. Now, I like that. I like that because you gave me an actual reason. There's an actual reason. Okay. If you see your sister-in-law cheating on your brother, why are you going to tell him? Because it's my brother and I don't want him to get hurt because I love him because he's my brother. How is he going to get hurt? By finding out his wife is sleeping with another dude. And by finding out his wife is sleeping on another dude, specifically about... the wife sleeping with another dude. Right. What is it about that that's going to hurt him? Well, she's cheating on him. That's not, that doesn't, nobody wants to be cheated on. You're finding out that your marriage is falling apart. Yeah. Does that mean that the cheating is right or wrong? It means it's always wrong. Well, wait, wait, wait. Who are you to judge that? I'm not. Yeah, you are. You're being judgmental. You know why? That's because I'm my brother's keeper. Iron sharpens iron. I'm going to tell my brother because that's my brother. And your sister too. No, I'm not going to tell my sister-in-law.

3:39:57I would probably say to. I mean, it's weird and it's strange, but we just went around the room. If you were Woods and his sister-in-law was cheating, I would think that Woods would say to his sister-in-law, you tell him where I will. Oh, I wouldn't. You would just go to your brother, man. I'd go right to my brother. He's placing levels of allegiance, but being your brother's keeper also means you keep your brother in mind. Keep him accountable. Oh, and you can keep your brother accountable by not calling your sister-in-law. Keeping him accountable is making him fess up. I'm not going to make him do anything. He's a grown-ass man. Well, if he won't do it, then you do it. If he's a grown-ass man. You should apply that to all walks of life, then. When you see somebody speeding, you should report them. You should call them in. If you see somebody throwing trash, just report them. I've never played by speeding. It's good for the goose. Cigarette throwing. Cigarette throwing I have. Oh, okay. Cigarette throwing. And like when I was pregnant and someone saw me eat Bananas Foster, there's alcohol in there. She told me I was doing something wrong. Maybe she was in the right. So if you see anybody doing something wrong, call them out. I do believe in keeping your eyes on your own paper. And I am not saying that this is about someone that I know. If I know them. And you love them. If I don't know somebody, I don't know who their wife is to go to them. Right. You know what I mean? You can probably find them. You can probably find out who they are.

3:41:06Yeah, I mean, that I don't do. That's someone that you love, though, and you care about. Absolutely, I love her. And they're being wrong. And you want them to know. I love her so much, but knowing me, I'm going to back my brother. It's stupid. Well, you're always going to see your brother through, even though he was a dirtball, but that doesn't mean you have to be like, yeah, well, I'll keep quiet because it's my brother. 570-1949. This is a hot topic, man. Phone lines blowing up. I disagree. I know. What are you going to do? I'm dug in. You're dug in. We're all dug in. What are you going to do? I ain't budging. All right. No way. Okay, wait, wait, wait. I'll tell you what. Jay, we have any prizes left? Absolutely. Okay. Here's the deal. What do we have to give away? I have a $50 gift certificate to proflowers.com. Perfect for Mother's Day. We will give you a $50 gift certificate to Pro Flowers if you could tell us who this is singing Smells Like Teen Spirit. 570-1949. On FM 94.9. San Diego Radio. has never mobilized this type of takeover. The prizes are huge. On Saturday, May 14th, the Mikey Show and M1's takeover Qualcomm Stadium from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Operation Street Impact. New Mikey Show sticker is in and ready for your ride. Every prize. We've got a his and her mountain bike from Harrow. A brand new Ibanez guitar. A 42-inch

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3:50:46products. Lauren. I mean, I'm afraid of the dark still, but isn't everybody? Woods. I am a connoisseur of 7-Eleven. Sienna. I line up the animal crackers and see how many different animals there are. And Jay. When I used to go clubbing when I was young, hey, I wore parachute pants and had handcuffs and bandanas and... On FM 94.9. I might have downloaded the Country Strong soundtrack yesterday. I had a kid. Without seeing the movie. Oh, you saw the end of it. Saw the end of it. You're going to love Garrett Hedlund. Yeah, I do, man. I like the whole album. He's incredibly good looking. Yes, he is. I like that song, Me and Tennessee. Yep. Tim McGraw and Gwyneth Paltrow. Yep. I like all the ones she sings on. Yeah, she's great. I think she's a good country singer. Coming Home is gorgeous. Yeah. I think that she's a real talented person because she can act and sing. And cook. Yeah, she can cook real good, too. Oh, yeah. She's what you call a triple threat. That's right.

3:51:49She's married to the man from... Coldplay. Coldplay, that's right. Looks like a child named Apple. Correct. And Noah, I think, is the other one. Apple. Tonight's 8 o'clock album, Bruce Springsteen. Garrett. Nebraska's name. The boss. Let's see, let's get a couple of guesses. We were playing this and asking you, who is this that's covering Smells Like Teen Spirit? Alexis from San Diego. Who was it? It was not Casey Abrams from American Idol. Sorry about that. That's a boy. M1 Jess Man from San Diego. Who was it? Eskimo Blue. It was not Eskimo Blue, Otters. That's a good guess, though. That's a good guess. M1 Che from San Diego. Who was it? Courtney Love. It was not Courtney Love. That's a good guess. M1 Whooby from Bird Rock. Who was it?

3:53:07It's Miley Cyrus. That is correct, Whoopi. Very well done. Why are you shooting Miley Cyrus? Oh, boy. That is... She should not be allowed to touch any Nirvana songs. Yeah, I kind of agree with that. Kurt just rolled over his grid. He spun. He didn't just roll over. Whoop, you just won a $50 gift certificate to... ProFlowers. ProFlowers.com. Holla. Hang on, Whoop. Okay. Hang on a minute. Send them my way, kid. I love you. New releases. What do we got? New releases out today. The Beastie Boys. It's called the Hot Sauce Committee, part two. I'm so excited. Who's here, Mike? Who's here? Rick R. Have a nice little meeting after the show. Oh, wow. Deadman. What else is out today? The new Colby Calais, all of you. She's cute. I don't want her to do that. Yeah, me neither. It's like you come home and your girlfriend cut her hair real short. What's she doing? What's she doing wrong? She's not being sweet. She is being sweet. No, she's being way... She just jumped in the pool. She's sped things up real fast. Adding a little bit to it. It sounded like someone was shaking a spray paint can in the background. She had a little ukulele in there, which was weird. You know what I mean, Sienna? Oh, I thought it was pleasant. We're used to her...

3:54:43Doing the, you know. Slow. I'm sure the rest of the album is slow. See, that's the girlfriend you recognize. Oh, boy. That was Mike. No, that was me. See? He came too early. Hello, babe. Good lord. You're so filthy, dude. God bless. You guys. I think that was the worst one since we've been on the air. Jeez. You gotta clean it up, kid. My God. I needed that. Holy crap. I needed that so much. Hi, Hilary. It's been a real powerful show. Hi, Hilary. How are you? Oh, wow. We got some more for you, Mike. What else? The Fleet Foxes. The Fleet Foxes. Help listen to this blues. Jay is very excited. Can't wait to get this. I was listening to this last night. You have this already? It was on the 8 o'clock album. I want to get it. Roll marijuana cigarette. Listen to it.

3:55:47I wouldn't do that, but I ain't mad at it. You wouldn't, Mike? No, I just watched a special on marijuana. Weird. A show called Drugs, Inc. I'd have to report you if I caught you doing that. Just to let you know. You caught me smoking pot, you should, bro. FYI. Just ask you to share. The new J-Lo's out. J-Lo's ex ever gave her a hard time. Suing her again? Yeah. You think she just throws away the court summons now? Like, she does this every week. She's like a parking ticket. Yeah. She has a parking ticket. I bet she freaks out. She's got, like, lawsuits from that husband, that first husband, just shoved in her glove compartment. Is he suing her again? Yeah, for her, this song, this new album. But I just, I could see her. It was my idea. I could see her, exactly. I could see her getting it, though, and being like, he's suing me again. And Mark Anthony's like.

3:56:47It's okay, babe. It's okay. We'll get through it. Don't worry. This one I am very excited about. The new Stevie Nicks, In Your Dreams, is out. Love her so much. They're all good. I'm real surprised. She's so good. She still sounds the same. She's so good. She's not doing this bit. You're dealing with the thing. The landslide brought me down. I'll give you what you want. Took my love, took it down. Took my love and turned around. And the thing was in the reflection of the slow going deal. Can I clarify really quick? Ohani Noah is filing a lawsuit against Jennifer Lopez. That's her first husband because he says that the new song on this album is called One Love is about him.

3:57:52Even though the album... How do you sue about that? Exactly. Let's say you could. Let's say it was called Noah whatever. It's called Ani Noah. What if it's called Ani Noah? How do you sue? And his girlfriend right now, Claudia Vasquez, is filing a lawsuit against Jennifer Lopez too. And she's trying to get a judge to allow her to release Noah's home videos that he took when they were married. So now his girlfriend is now suing her. She's like, really? Maybe I saw you killed. What a nightmare. What did she see in the guy? The moment she fell in love and knew she was in love with Ani. It was before she was a star. I know, but there was a day where she was like, you're very talented. You can do it. I love you. I love you too. I don't know that he's Latino. I'm just speculating. He's a good looking guy and she dated everyone. Might as well just keep adding them up. In Sienna's defense, I dated her. She dated everyone. Even I dated her. It's kind of a pain. You want some DVDs real quick? The Green Hornet is out today. Also, The Dilemma, which is kind of what we were talking about earlier. It's Vince Vaughn and Kevin James, which is my twin. Do you tell your buddy that his wife is cheating on him? It's one of those. It's out today. Mal's Last Dancer.

3:59:14Must miss. From Prada to Nada. Oh, wow. Waiting for forever. Mikey. Mikey. And then my own love song. I think Blythe Danner is in that. And Jay actually used to date her. Yeah. Blythe Danner vehicle. Isn't that Gwyneth's mom? Yeah. Jay dated her years ago. Cute. Let's see. Hillary, what do you have coming up? I grabbed the breeders and Pennywise and Social D and Danger Mouse and Jack White. Did you bring the Paul Davis today or any ambrosia? Any ambrosia? No ambrosia? Okay. It's already been taken care of. Oh, yeah. Lovely and talented Hillary is up next. And we will see you tomorrow morning at 6. Mikey shows out late. Get financial radio station. Mikey in the morning. About the music. All FM 94.9. It's about the music.