The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 05/04/11
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
elton john prankt rex contestshania twain infidelityseal team 6 bin laden raidoperation street impactm1 contestmother s day giftslady gaga riderpro flowersharley davidsonelton john lobshania twain
Mikey and the crew planned to dress L.O.B. as Elton John for a prank at 8 o’clock. They discussed Shania Twain’s husband Mutt Lang cheating with her best friend Marianne and her reaction to the betrayal. Former SEAL Team 6 member Howard Wasden was interviewed about the intelligence‑driven planning and execution of the Osama bin Laden raid. The show promoted Operation Street Impact on May 14 at Qualcomm Stadium, announced the M1 contest winner Adrienne Mare, and highlighted Mother’s Day deals from Pro Flowers and Ovation Cell Therapy. Sienna revealed Lady Gaga’s detailed concert rider, which included specific furniture, electronics, food and unusual items.
What happened, in order
Elton John L.O.B. Prank
Mikey explains they will dress L.O.B. as Elton John with a blonde wig, oversized sunglasses and a feathered boa, and have her sing what they tell her at 8 o’clock.
T‑Rex Word‑of‑Day Contest
When the word T‑Rex is spoken, caller nine wins tickets to Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow plus a $50 Pro Flowers gift card for Mother’s Day.
Shania Twain Betrayal Talk
Mikey recounts how Shania Twain’s husband Mutt Lang cheated with her best friend Marianne, married her, and Shania’s emotional reaction to the affair and divorce.
Mother’s Day Pro Flowers Deal
Mikey advertises Pro Flowers’ Mother’s Day offer of two dozen roses, a vase and chocolates for $29.99, with Mikey Show listeners getting double roses for $10 more.
M1 Contest Winner Announced
Mikey announces Adrienne Mare as winner of the first annual M1 contest, describing her photo as L.O.B. with a white hand and other creative details.
SEAL Team 6 Bin Laden Raid Interview
Former SEAL Team 6 member Howard Wasden describes the intelligence‑driven training, tactics, weapons and his experience on the mission that killed Osama bin Laden.
Operation Street Impact Preview
Mikey promotes the May 14 OSI event at Qualcomm Stadium, listing prizes such as Haro mountain bikes, an Ibanez guitar, a 42‑inch LG plasma, and a $24 000 Harley Davidson.
Lady Gaga’s Concert Rider Revealed
Sienna reads Lady Gaga’s extensive rider, requesting specific furniture, electronics, food items and unusual objects like a Keurig coffee pot, Sharpies and a special mic.
People mentioned
MikeyLauren O'BrienJayWoodsSiennaChrisHoward WasdenRashard MendenhallMutt LangMarianneShania TwainAdrienne MareKid RockSheryl Crow
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for you because it's going to be warmer today. Just telling you. Kidding. Oh, yeah. Complaining. No, I'm complaining. I'm not complaining, man. I am. Well, you'll find out why Woods is. It'll blow you away. Today's Wednesday, right? Mm-hmm. I think it was 91 yesterday. They're saying 76 today, but they said that yesterday. So that leads me to believe that more of the same. Another warm one. 570-194-9 is the number. Beginning and end of every show, open phones. You can call about whatever you want to. So call us right now. You can also text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. L-O-B gets eltoned. Yep. At 8 o'clock. Let me explain this one for you. What we're going to do is, you know, we've beavered people before. We've cullened. Cullened.
Nice Bieber. You know, we Bieber'd people where we put Bieber hair on them and we sent them out. And I mean people here from the Mikey show. And then we've also done the Edward Cullen and we sent them out with a big long black wig and we go out, we have to go into a business and got an earpiece in with a phone and then I say stuff and we say stuff and you got to repeat it. Well, today we are dressing L.O.B. up like Elton John. We are going to put that blonde haircut that he has on her. Big oversized glasses. Jay's wearing them right now. Oh, wow. Wow. Oh, my gosh. Those are the ones I have to wear. Those are incredible. So was Elton. Yes, he was. Wow. Oh, it's going to be great. So, that'll happen at 8 o'clock. She has to say what we tell her to say. Incredible. I think it'd be more appropriate to say, she has to sing what we tell her to sing. How about that? No, the deal wasn't supposed to say. Yeah, you're toast. Yeah, we're going to get you. It's okay, it's out of love. Word of the day is T-Rex. I'd love to hear from M1 T-Rex. Unless you're still a P1, but...
I think you're an M1. I think you called in once. So love you. Today it's T-Rex. And caller nine, when they hear the word T-Rex, gets a pair of tickets to see Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow at Crickus. Crickus. You got a Crickus in your throat? Or in your neck? A $50 gift card to proflowers.com. Perfect for Mother's Day, which is Sunday. So if you haven't done anything for your mom, go do it. Yes, also a wife. LLB and I did yesterday on Pro Flowers. Got my Pro Flowers for my mom. Nice. Good job. If you have kids, you got to get something for your wife from the little kids. It's the bit. It doesn't have to be from the little kids, does it? It can be from you. Thanks for being a great mother. No. Yeah. No, you give it to her and you say, you know, from Jake and Luke and Ryan. Really? You can do both. You should probably get her. My dad always did both. Oh, is that right? I need to, oh, okay. Yep. All right. So I need to get her one for Mother's Day and then another one from the kid. Do I get one from each kid or? No, you could get something from all of them, but they can like draw a picture. Like the stuff like that is Mother's Day, but from the husband, it should be like flowers. She's not your mother though. But she is the mother of your children. Yeah, but it's another of your children. Appreciation for being a good mama. Oh, I'm remembering Jay.
Cheap Jay. Yes. He does not get a gift. Oh, yeah. I do it for my mom. That's right. You've never gotten Kim a gift. And the kids get their mom gifts. That's the way she works. As soon as they, when they are adult enough to be able to provide them. Yeah, I'll go with them. I'll go with them. Help them out. I put a roof over her head. Hello. I bought her clothes. Manicures. Pedicures. I make love to her. Where does it stop? I'm not even here all night long with her. Where does it stop? Yeah, that's right. She gets the craziest love maker in North County. That's what they call me. She gets the best gift of all, my eyes, every morning when she wakes up. That's right. That's right. She needs more? Good God. Never ends. Can't pay for looks like this. No. What do you want, a seven pack? M1, Nubian Prince from San Diego. Good morning, Mikey Show. Good morning. Dude, okay, so yesterday when I heard Jay get worried, I started getting worried, dude. I started praying for y'all. Yesterday we did something crazy. I decided that I was going to play soft rock for an hour, and I did. Do you think people are surprised to hear us on the air today?
Probably. We thought we were going to get fired. I did. For real, I might not be the only one because I was like, oh, crap. Because when Jay started getting worried, oh, dude, yeah, I started getting worried, man. I don't want anybody to freak out because tomorrow we have to do best of. Woods and Jay, we can't say what they're doing, even though we've already said what they're doing. We can't now. But we're not allowed now because. They at they.com said that we can't say anymore until something happens. Can we ask, too, that those of you that do know what it is, don't douche up and write us, hey, good luck on X. That wouldn't be douching up. It's douching up. Well, just because it's not supposed to be talked about. It's not supposed to be talked about. It's a secret. It's a secret that a bunch of people know about. I had it in a couple of blogs. I deleted the blogs. Thank you, Nubian Prince. Love you guys. Love you, man. Speaking of, we will crown the winner of the Ultimate M1 Contest today because we were going to crown them tomorrow, but we'll crown them today. And it should be great. And so stick around. It's going to be really good.
What else we got going on? OSI is happening on May 14th. Watch it out there. It's going to be huge. A couple things to tell you. Some new things going on with OSI Operation Street Impact. We're going to be putting the new Mikey Show sticker on your car. A couple of things I found out yesterday. Numero uno. You can't be on foot. You must be in a car. Okay, a car. Which means you can't do the motorcycle thing. Really? Well, that's what the thing said from Adam, right? It said it had to be a car. I didn't see that. I didn't see that part. Oh, man. I'm getting scared. Get at him on the phone. I would assume a motor vehicle. Yeah, I know you can't walk. We've had motorcycles come through before. Now I'm super scared. I'm worried. Don't be scared. Let's see. Yeah, I'll find it. Yep. Yes, it says, can we make sure to mention to M1s a few stipulations? We have prizes for the first 5,000. And you need to be driving a car to enter OSI. I know, sounds stupid, but just in case someone wants to walk the path or cut through. Oh. I'm sure. Because on motorcycles you can cut. There's no cutting. There's no cutting through. But we've had motorcycles before. I'll double check with him during the break. I think what he means is he doesn't want people to just be able to walk in from the sides and come walking through the line. Right. Because they can come in numerous times, I bet. Yeah.
Well, okay, so that, I need to let you know, you have to, you can't be on foot. Yes. Which is a bummer, because I got an email from some girl that said that she doesn't have a car, and she wants to come down. And she said, can I take the trolley? And I said, yeah, sure. Well, now, I didn't know. Yeah, you can't. You can't. Because you'd stand in the line, it would be dangerous. Yeah. What's she look like? I'll go get her. Yeah, I'll get her. I'll get her a car. I'll put her in a carriage. Oh. Don't send a pic. Yeah. Well. I still have a buggy from back in the day that I refurbished, kept in the barn. So I can pick her up now. She can have that. I don't drive it anymore. I've seen Jay's Garage. There may be a buggy in there. He's got a lot of stuff in there. I got a Model T. We're giving away a $24,000 Harley Davidson. Wow.
That you can see down at San Diego Harley. San Diego Harley. Where we're also qualifying people for the FM 94.9 Independence Jam. And so if you want to go to our Independence Jam, which is going to sell out, then you can go get free tickets by putting your name in that hopper. Got a lot going on, pal. Got a lot going on. There's so much. Also giving away out there a home theater system from Tried and True Home Theater and Security. We're giving away. classes from Choose Fitness. We're giving away reusable bags and pretzel chips from... Pretzel chips. Pretzel crisps. That's what all the prizes will be. And they provided all the bags and all the prizes will go. So when you pull through, you'll get the bag and it'll have a bunch of stuff inside. It'll be reusable. Say it with me. It's crisps. Crisps. Crisps. Also, Dave and Busters has now stepped up to the plate. And they're giving us...
over 1,000 $10 power cards. Oh, wow. Bam. Sushi poppers, NutriShop, Rockstar Energy drinks. So there's going to be prizes galore out there. And we're going to be there. There's going to be food. It's going to be ginormous. There's no cost. It's Saturday, May 14th. So not this Saturday, the next Saturday. At Qualcomm, the brand new Mikey Show sticker. which nobody has on their car yet. Nobody has one yet. And so if you want to see it, you can go to MikeyShow.com. Andy Dick was arrested in Temecula. He was. Now, what I have in front of me is that he was at a restaurant in Temecula. This happened on Monday. And it says that it was disorderly conduct with alcohol is what the problem was. So he was arrested. He was set at a $500 bail. left jail after sobering up. Somebody can call and tell me, but I know that he's been in trouble in Temecula before, like in a parking lot in Temecula. Yeah, he goes over there. I don't know what the deal is. I love Temecula. Why? It's my favorite place. How come, man? Because I can't go anywhere in Hollywood. Why? Because I'm banned. I'm on the freaking ban list everywhere. Everywhere you go? What if you went to a dairy can? I can't go to Universal Studios for a tour. You can't? I'm banned. They have a picture of my face with a red line through it.
What did you do there to get you in trouble? I peed in the Jaws exhibit. That'll do it. Every time. That'll get you 86'd for sure. You caught me once. Caught me twice. Catch me twice. Fooled you. Fooled you. Shame on them. Shame on them. So, and then the other thing, this is crazy. Wood sent this to me yesterday, Rashard Mendenhall. Rashard Mendenhall is the running back for the Pittsburgh Steelers. And he's good. He's a good running back. Absolutely. You know, not the sharpest tool in the toolbox. That's OK. Yeah. Not a good tweeter. Yeah. You know, the thing with Twitter. Well, let me tell you what he said first. OK, so there's a couple of different tweets. First of all, on Monday, he tweeted, what kind of person celebrates death? It's amazing how. People can hate a man they have never even heard speak. He's talking about Osama bin Laden. Correct. Then he follows it up with, we've only heard one side of the story. We'll never know what really happened. I just have a hard time believing a plane could take a skyscraper down demolition style. Somebody's been watching conspiracy theory. Somebody was 14 years old when 9-11 went down, and that was Richard Mendenhall. So, dude.
I don't care. Athletes tweet. It's funny. I tweet back with him. I think it's funny and cool, but it's pretty ignorant, especially when you look down the page and you read some of his other tweets. Whenever you see a man and wonder why is he with her, it's because she do things that you won't. Nasty. I'm going to let Mike figure out how to read that number 14 there because I don't want to say that. Does he know that he's in the National Football League? Yeah, starting running back for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Basically, what he's saying is he's speaking directly to women. Yes. And he's saying that oral sex with your man is optional. It's either going to be you or some other chick. So, a little hard to take Rashard seriously about his views on 9-11. A, when he was 14 years old. Yeah. You know, B.
Dude. Please watch closely as I use my lips. L.O.B., that is such an inappropriate thing to say. It's so offensive. And it's offensive to say in light of this story. I know. I wasn't, it wasn't me. That's not you? L.O.B., are you a Rashard Mendenhall fan? No. Oh, my God. L.O.B., control yourself. Oh, for goodness sake. Good Lord. L.O.B., take the day off. Get out of here. You are out. I'm never going to have to shave or wax again. Oh, my goodness. Hey, Howard. Do me a favor. All right? Easy opening Anthony over there. Sorry. I mean, if you're just going to be a shock jock all morning long. Oh, don't do your cute thing. It's trying to get you out of this. You can't dance your way out of this one. I tried, but I could. You cannot dance your way out of this one. So don't even try it. I said no. It's cute. Yes, but no. And now. Yeah, so, you know, you got to be careful when you're tweeting. I got to be careful. Everybody's got to be careful, especially Richard Mendenhall. Oh, my gosh. Maybe you just don't tweet like me. Yeah, you know, the thing is, he said, the thing he said that bothered me is, he said, it's amazing how people can hate a man they've never even heard speak. Well, we have all heard him speak. Yeah. He's put out, what, 3,000 videos of him saying, yes, I hate Demetica. You know, like.
proud of 9-11, proud of the mission accomplished by his guys. It's a very ignorant statement, I think. Just my opinion, Steeler fans. The very first thing he said, I'm okay with. What was the very first thing he said? What kind of person celebrates death? If you stop there... I'm good. Absolutely. If he had said that, I'm fine. Absolutely. It's what he followed it up with. You know, the conspiracy theory of, I just have a hard time believing a plane could take a skyscraper down, demolition style. Fast forward the tape, Rashard. Did we have it wired with a button to push as soon as the plane hit? We were going to go ahead and take it down. You know that the conspiracy theorists do believe that. There are experts that say that. Yeah, there are. experts that say that. Firemen in the building ain't one of them. There's people that believe that. Those people are... Morons? No. Idiots. No. Dorks? Ridiculous? Some of the firemen that were in the building that day believe it. Do they? That's what it says. Who knows? We know.
The plane hit the buildings, the buildings went down. Yeah, I think that people that are rational, no. See, here's the thing. Let me tell you what the conspiracy theorists that don't believe that it was the fire that got so hot. You know, you slam a plane that size into a building and you cause fire and damage to the structure. It goes, you know, falls within reason that that structure will come down. Yeah. which is why they did it. But besides that, if you continue their train of thought, they believe that the United States government did it, that we slaughtered our own people. For, what's the word I'm looking for? Oil. Nationalism and, well, that, but to get people patriotic again, that bit? No, it was about oil. Oil? Oil. Of course. It was so that we could go to war.
Sad day. Terrible day. Bin Laden's neighbors said that they noticed unusual things. Yeah, there's a few stories here. Now, I mean, you're living in a place so big. I mean, he's in a mansion. There's walls up. Right. And all the people living nearby. no one sees anyone in this house. That's right because I have a sign that says keep your eyes on your own paper. Beware of dog. Beware of dog. But even the authorities, no one knew really who was in that house and it's especially weird because it was by a prestigious military academy that the authorities wouldn't know that. But there's a couple different stories. Like one of the main stories coming out right now is from a woman who said that she went into the house to deliver polio vaccines and she drove up and actually was like, I think got... through the walls because she said that she saw an expensive SUV parked inside and she asked, oh, something about the car. And the men who took the vaccine apparently just told her, go, go, go. They didn't answer any questions. They took the vaccines because there's 23 kids living in that compound. Yeah. His whole family was there. Oh, wow. I mean, he wasn't alone. His family was there with him. And it's, you know. People say that even though
The place was so big, it's still very unclear how three dozen people could live in that place and be comfortable. I mean, it wasn't that big. You want to know the worst part? What? I was working on something called Osama and Kate Plus. Eight. Plus 28. Plus 35. Osama and Kate plus 35. But it didn't rhyme. Several people say that they did see two men, Tariq and Arshad is what they believe their names were, that would go in and out to get the deliveries and to get all that stuff, to go to funerals for them, like weird stuff. I guess some of the kids nearby did see the children living in that house at times and they played. And the kids that... that got near the house, the adults gave them rabbits as a gift. Yeah, of course. I don't know if that's like a common thing over there. But it was just a bunch of weird stuff. The house, the walls were stained with mold. Rabbits and deviled eggs. You don't give? Hello, on a birthday. Rabbits? Rabbits and deviled eggs. Maybe. And a potato? But the walls were all stained with mold. There were trees in the garden that covered the windows. It was only built five years ago.
I didn't know that. Yeah. Wow. In the house, they had no internet or phone connections to reduce the risk of electronic surveillance. Wow. Hello. Hi, my name's Steve Woods. I'm a reporter from San Diego. I wanted to ask you a few questions about your neighbor, Osama bin Laden. Is that okay? Osama bin Laden? Yeah, he actually lives next door in that big compound right there. Right. I mean, I wouldn't know, but okay. Did you see anything? Interesting. Seemed like a normal guy, you know, 9 to 5. You know, he just got a new H2 and used to go out. They have big parties or anything? Loud? Was it ever loud? You know, every once in a while. But you have to figure, you live in a house, you're going to, you know, if you have a house, you want to have entertaining. Absolutely. And I mean, clearly house, it looks like it's for entertainment. But was he a quiet man? Besides a party every once in a while. Did you guys ever have any interaction? One time I was upset because his dog went pee on my yard. Oh, wow. Who cares? It's just pee. It's not going to do anything. I don't know. I don't really want a dog to pee on my yard. It's a dirt yard, so what do you care? Yeah, it is, but it's my dirt, not his, so maybe he keeps his dog on his yard. I keep mine on mine. Fair enough. You know, so, okay. Thank you for your time. Thank you for your time. You guys know who Matt Lang is, right? Oh, yeah.
Mutt Lang produced all the Big Duff Leopard albums, ACDC albums. He also made Shania Twain Shania Twain. He produced her, and she became a platinum-selling artist. He also married her. He also cheated on her with her best friend. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, and he basically ruined her life. He married that woman. He married that woman, yeah. And I've never heard her talk about it. She's been out of show business and everything. She's talked about it. And it's wacky, man. It's wacky. So, yeah, we'll play it for you. We got audio about her talking about this crazy stuff. We'll do that next. Don't go away. How's our chance? Let's do it. More from the Mikey Show coming up. Be a part of the show. I don't think it's that simple. 570-1949. Or shoot him a text at 949mikey at gmail.com. I'm beginning to like the sound of that. FM 94.9. Independence Jam. Cultural Invasion. Presented by...
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And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I'm the opposite of a football player. Lauren. I love taking care of boyfriends when they're sick. Woods. I do know my way around the jail. Sienna. I like a beer belly. I'm going to tell you that right now. And Jay. Yes, sir. On FM 94.9. Wouldn't it be great to have a love song written about you that was on the radio? You know what I mean? Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. Rebecca wrote one for me once. Really? What's that? T-Rex arms. My baby's got T-Rex arms. With his little legs. And those tiny arms. Scary if I sleep with him.
Wow. I met in the same bed, Jay. I didn't mean creepiness for crying out loud. So I sleep with my wife seven days a week. Sue me. Sue me. Y'all ain't going to hurt my feelings. If you tell me how great I am. Don't either. It means he's a stallion. Get it up. So we're going to... We're going to Elton. Speaking of Elton John, we're going to Elton L.O.B. at eight. Yep. Aren't we? Aren't we? L.O.B.'s got blue eyes. I do have blue eyes. They'll be hidden behind those gigantic sunglasses. They're so big. These are the most ridiculous glasses I've ever seen. They're giant. Big flies' eyes. Bono just called and he goes, good lord, those are so huge. I should wear a feathered boa.
M1 Paco from San Marcos. What was the word of the day? Yeah. Well done, my friend. Well done. Hang on the line. You just won yourself tickets to see Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow and also a $50 gift card to Pro Flowers. Hang on. Yeah. Hang on. That's a great prize. I see what you're looking at on that computer. You don't need. I see what you're doing. You don't. What are you doing? Only I can see Mike's computer. He's looking at a video camera. Did you just sidetrack him? What? Don't hate me. No, not while we were on the air. It was from commercials. I just waited to call him out. I haven't bought anything, but I got a check. I love you, Mike. I got an unexpected check. Oh, you got an unexpected check. Yeah, so I have some allowance money. Put that back in the allowance money. It is. Why do you need a video camera? Oh, Sienna. I am your... Farrar. Yeah, when was the last picture you took? But don't you have one? To write off. Don't you have one? I do, but I have a... To write off. I do, but I have a flip camera. Yeah. And it's shaky. Isn't it? It's shaky. Isn't it? It's shaky or your hand is shaky? Yes, I've got Parkinson's. You can buy it. How's the camera shaky?
You can buy a stand. How is the camera shaking? It vibrates. It does not vibrate. Yes, they do. They do. What? Yes, L-O-B. Video cameras. Chris, come here. It vibrates. I'm sorry, Mike. No, it doesn't vibrate. It's shake. Come here. It's got that anti-shock. A lot of cameras have the anti-shock, but... Not flips. Not flip, but you just have to hold it still. No. Chris. Yes. On the flip cameras, do they or do they not? They do shake. They do shake. Some of them have stabilization. They have new flips with stabilization? I'm not sure if it's a flip, but it's the other camera that we use in here, too. It's the Kodak one. And it stabilizes? It has some stabilization built in. But does it still shake? It still shakes a little. Now, for those of you that don't have flips, do you have a flip? I do have a flip. You do? Uh-huh. Do you really? Yes! I've never had a shake problem. Yeah, when you play the video back, it... does this. It wobbles. Like, I try really hard to make it not... And iMovie... You do a great job. You do a great job. On the Mac computers, iMovie has something called stabilization to stop the shake. Huh. Because it shakes. And, uh, anyway, this camera that I was looking at, it doesn't... Don't hate me. You filming a movie? Which is important because we're shooting three minutes of video. You filming a movie? Well, we've got children, you know. Yeah, you want to get, you know.
True. You want to capture the memories. Capture the moments. Capture the memories. Birthday parties. The video camera like on my iPhone really shakes. Really? Yeah. I've never noticed a problem. I mean, I'm not really like watching more than a few minutes of anything I shoot with a handheld. Yeah. She's going to say one of those braces that hooks around your stomach so it gives you the steadicam. Yeah. You mean a steadicam. A steadicam. Yeah. Your brother has one of those. My brother's a Steadicam operator. Yeah. It's phenomenal. Get it for the flip. Yeah. Well, yeah. Can you imagine a full Steadicam with a little tiny flip camera on it? Ready to go. I got this. Here we go. Oh, gosh. You're a dead man. Your wife's going to kill you, dude. Well... Sienna is talking out of school. I am. I was doing research. I was doing research. I know. Well, let me ask you this. What? Mike. What? You know I'm going to call you out there. You're back. You're already backlogged in your allowance until you said around September. Oh, gosh. Rebecca's listening right now. So wouldn't you just take that unexpected check? What does she care? This is my allowance. But you're backlogged. If you take that. It doesn't matter. I can put it towards it, but I don't want to.
Do you ever sleep on anything? He was sleeping on it. He wasn't buying it right now. He was doing research. Why did he have his credit card in his left hand? He was typing with his right hand. I'm asking Mike. Do you ever sleep on it? We are on polar opposites L.O.B. See, I am a spontaneous buyer. Waster. L.O.B. takes anywhere from three to four years to buy a flip camera. Very frugal. It is not true. Yes. It's true. Fairly accurate. If I'm going to be honest about my... Three to four years. Okay, you take a long time to purchase things. It depends on what it is. What do you do spontaneously? What do you buy spontaneously? Groceries? Wheat. No, like stuff I see online. What if you were going to buy a television? Oh. Forever, dude. It would take forever. Months. Consumer reports and this and that. Even after consumer reports was clear. That this is the one. She'd be like, I still think. Because I don't need it. Anything I don't need, I'm like, well, I'm not going to just buy something just because I want it right now. But didn't you need a car? Yeah, she got a car. I didn't need, I had a car. So what I wanted was a better car. She made the decision, I'm getting a new car. Yes, last July. We heard that last July.
No. Oh, maybe before. No. Maybe before. No. You guys are exaggerators. Also, I make not very much money, so I have to make very calculated decisions. Why are you, why, Ella B., let me ask you, why are you right now trying to pretend that you are not a very slow mover when it comes to these things? I'm a slow mover when it comes to big purchases because I have to be because I don't have a lot of money. She rushed into her first car, which that was a POS. Let me tell you. I believe this with every ounce of my being. If L.O.B. won the lottery and she could get any mansion in Rancho Santa Fe, she'd be like, hmm, I'm going to do my research on this one. Yeah. Which is good. Which is good. But. Like a normal person that would win the lottery, they'd buy that house within two months. I'd have it that afternoon. I'd have it that afternoon. I would have it that afternoon. I'm so excited. I'd have it that afternoon. I'm so bad with money. But see, LOB has savings. She's smart. I'm 36. She's so cautious, though. She's very cautious. She takes so much time. I've learned to be that way. I've had to be that way. If we dated, if LOB and I dated, we would have, or we're married, it would be the kind of relationship where I would have to just...
My checks would go into her account. She would have to dole me out of allowance, much like yourself. Yeah. I would drive you bananas. Oh my gosh, bananas. Oh yeah. You would say... Because you make big purchases impulsively. Like what? Like a video camera. That's a big purchase. You know I purchased my car without ever driving it? Write that down. Look at L.O.B. The look of just complete and utter... I bought my car the day I... A guy called me from, I have a Volvo, the dealership and said, oh, because they knew I was interested. Called, we got one in. I went in and I bought it right then and there. That's how we bought Jamie's car. I wasn't even, I didn't even need a new car. I just liked him. Why did you do it? I don't know. Well, the car, I had a Jeep before and I just really liked the Volvo S60s when I have those small ones. Yeah. And I just liked them. And so I said, if you guys ever get, I want a white one. And they said, hey, we got one. And they called me like a month later, just out of the blue, I was getting my nails done. And you go, yeah, I'll be right there. I said, oh, I'll go. No, I didn't think I was going to buy it. I was like, oh, they called, so I'll go. And I went in. They're like, hey, we also have a Filipino boy if you're interested in adopting him. You're like, yeah, yeah. I know. I know. I called Todd. I was like, I just bought a car. He's like, what? Excuse me. I don't really do things like that very often. You said, I just bought a car. Yeah. If I ever said to my wife, and my wife is a homemaker. We were dating. We were dating.
It wasn't his money. It was mine. Yeah, well, my car, when I got in it, and I went there at two in the afternoon to pick it up, and it was still wrapped in, it looked like big, giant car saran wrap. Oh. And it was wrapped in car saran wrap. Did it make you hungry? Big giant pickle on the side. Side of Lays next to it. Chance is making. tried to eat it. Is there a butt marker in your car now? Mikey's so fat. He saw that and he was like, can I get a car size bag of Lay's with that please? Is that a tuna car? Was it a BMW milk? So I go there and it's wrapped in the cellophane and it still has the it still has the
Everything's German, and it's written in German. Oh, great. They just come from Munich, right? And it's still said down there. And so I thought, I'll get there at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. I had to, at 7 p.m., I was really looking forward to, I was having dinner with Sean Merriman at Donovan's at 7 p.m. Wow. And I'm like, plenty of time. I'll get the car. I'll go home to... I had to go from East County to North County. I'll go home, have time to shower, get down there, blah, blah, blah. It's 6.15 and we're just barely finishing the paperwork. It takes so long. It takes so long to buy a car. It does. And so we finish the paperwork and the guy says, I have to do a walkthrough with you. Okay. All I'd ever owned up to that point in my life was a Toyota. And I said, what is a walkthrough? He said, I have to. show you everything, how the car works. And I said, is it possible for me to come back tomorrow and have you do that? Because I have to go. And he says, yeah, you can do that. He says, but there is a couple of things that I have to show you by law, you know, like our, you know, BMW law. Okay. So I get in it. He shows me a couple of things. It doesn't take long at all. But then I said, I literally said to him, I go, how do you start it?
Because the key, the key fob is not a key. It's a key fob. And you got to, you know, put it in the deal. And so I do. And then he says, you hit the start button. I hit the start button. Nothing happens. Oh, wow. He says, you have to put your foot on the brake. Oh, boy. So I put my foot on the brake. I hit the start button. It starts. And then I go, all right, thanks a lot, man. Thank you. And he gets out of the car and he closes the car door. And I go to pull away and I go, oh, no. This is. some kind of transmission. It's not stick shift and it's not automatic. It's called SMG sequential manual gear shifting. I had no clue. So I go, I roll the window down. I go, Hey dude, dude, dude, dude. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. He comes back. I unlocked the car and I motioned for him to get back in. He does. And I go, how do you drive it? And he goes, what do you mean? I go, I've never driven this kind of car before. I don't know how to drive.
this kind of car. And he goes, really? And I said, yeah. And he goes, oh, um, well, it's gears. And so you put your foot on the gas. And then when you've, you know, when you're ready to shift into another gear, you just pull back on the little lever. And I said, okay, like, where's the clutch? He goes, there is no clutch. I'm like, this is my heart. There's no clutch. And so I said, if there's no clutch, how do you do it? He goes, It's just kind of a feel thing. I don't even know what that means, but I know I got to go. So I go, okay, okay, the feel. Now it's nighttime. Oh, no. Now it's dark. Oh, gosh. I'm an El Cajon. And so I go, he gets out, closes the door. I put my foot on the accelerator and lurch forward. Oh, boy. It's embarrassing. It was.
Humiliating. Oh, my gosh. That's humiliating. And so, first time I ever drove my car, I'm on the freeway going... Oh, boy. It's 508 horsepower. I have no idea how to drive it. I went to turn into another lane. I turned on the windshield wipers. Love it. I thought I was turning into another lane. It goes... You're like, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. What did I push? How do I turn this on? This is a real thing. I genuinely, in my head, I thought to myself, I am the only fat Mexican in a BMW driving right now, completely not knowing what they're doing. I may be the first short fat Mexican in one of these cars. In the world. In the world. I didn't realize it was so different because, I mean, usually any car you get in, it's the same thing, you know? You wouldn't have thought. Once you get it. It's the greatest thing in the world. You don't have to do anything. You just put your foot on the gas and then you pull the lever and it goes to the next gear. You don't even feel it. You go faster and you watch it go. You watch the RPMs rise. It didn't have an automatic that you can go to as well. You could, but you do. You could, but it's very mechanical. Like, you know, sort of. Whereas if you do it the way you're supposed to, you just put your foot on the gas, pull the lever back and it does it by itself. So cool.
All right, so I told you I was going to give you the Shania thing, and I need to. So Shania was married to Mutt Lang, the guy that produced Def Leppard, ACDC. Then he discovered her. He produced her. She became a smash. And what happened was he cheated on her with her best friend. And then he married the best friend. And she's talking about it here. Did you really want to die when this happened? I mean, you described from page 354 that feeling of your body was literally sort of turning on you. But did you really want to die? Did you think there was no life? And I'm asking for everybody else who's watching. I didn't want to kill myself. Right. But I just didn't want to live. I'd lost. I've been there. I've been there. I've been cheated on before. And I didn't want to kill myself, but I wanted to be dead. Yeah. I would have rather been dead than living. that experience in that pain because the pain never left it was constant and i could and my mind could never think of anything else my mind would think of something else just for a couple of moments and then it would go back to it and then a couple of moments and then it would go back to it it was like constant i couldn't sleep and you know it was a terrible thing i think there could be life without him definitely not
So much of my life was rolled up into Mutt. And our lives were intertwined. Mutt. He looks like a Mutt. That's a perfect name for his face. Mutt. Yeah, he was one of the only, he was probably the last guy and still is the last guy to have the white man afro. Yes. Respect. And I really was completely shocked. Yeah. Now, I can tell you this. The pain that I went through back in 2009 was more than the pain that I went through in 96. And I was able to get through it. And it didn't hurt as bad as the pain in 96 with the breakup. But I had God that time. First time I didn't. It was the worst. Here she's talking about she was afraid after she got a divorce that no dude would want her. What? It's Shania Twain. So after being rejected from her marriage, Shania says she didn't think any man would desire her. Really? You laugh. I read that and I went. No, she didn't. Really, Miss Shania Twain? Really? I think it's quite natural that women or men, when you feel rejected from your marriage, that it's...
It has to be because you're just not good enough somehow, and you're not fulfilling something. Something's got to be wrong with you. You look to yourself. At least I did. He doesn't love me enough for a reason. There's obviously a reason, and that must come from me. That's 100% true. I have a theory. What? It's probably her speaking voice. I was just going to say, it's amazing she sings like that. Good Lord. She's from Canada. She is. Hey, babe. Zip it up real good. How does she possibly sing that well? I do not see Marianne, and I will avoid that at all costs. Forever? If I can help it. Singing. She's not going to sing. No, she said, I do not see Marianne. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. Marianne is the woman that mutt. I thought you said mutt. You said Matt. No. It's Matt Lang. No, mutt. Like a dog? Matt Lang. No, no, no. It's got to be Matt Lang, right? You know when a schnauzer and a German shepherd mate? Yes. It's called a mutt. And they have a puppy. Right. Or a bunch of puppies. A litter. Yeah. They're called mutts. Right, right, right. Her husband was Mutt Lang. Matt Lang. Okay, cool. What must her friend look like? Well, on that extraordinarily creepy note.
I will give you that rest of that clip where she talks about that chick. It gets crazy because they talk about her kid with mutt is not allowed to see or look at the woman. It's, dude, it's... Wait, just wait. Can't tell you what it really is. I can only tell you what it feels like. And right now there's a steel knife in my windpipe. I can't breathe but I still fight. Well, hey, it's like I'm a... It's the Mikey Show. On FM 94.9. San Diego Radio has never mobilized this type of tickle on Saturday, May 14th. The Mikey Show and M1s take over Qualcomm Stadium from 10 a.m. Drayson Street. New Mikey Show sticker is in and ready for your ride. Every car receives a prize. We've got a his and her mountain bike from Haro. A brand new Ibanez guitar. A 42-inch LG plasma with
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date or day of the week. If it's on a weekend, I'll be there. If it's not... I'll be there. I know that another one of your favorites has a new record coming out soon. City and Color. That's right. It's coming out soon. Heard a little of it yesterday. I won't probably get it. It's Doritos. It's bad for me. It's good though. It's delicious. Sienna, what's going on in the news? Well, Rick's We know him. He's a friend. Was arrested of a DUI. Yeah, this happened on Sunday night in Malibu on suspicion. Excuse me. Wow. Yeah, I'm real choked up about it. On suspicion of driving under the influence. He's 61 years old. He was stopped after a sheriff deputy spotted him.
In his Corvette, his 1963 Corvette on the PCH. Little in red, I'm guessing. Probably. He talked about that Corvette when he was in here. The officer smelled alcohol in his breath. They gave him a breathalyzer and he blew a .10%. The legal limit in California is a .08. So he was released on Monday on a $5,000 bond and is scheduled to appear in court on July 5th. Not good for him. Also, the CIA is saying that... It is very likely they're going to be releasing Obama bin Laden. Osama. I just did it. Oh, my God. It's easy to do. Man. Osama bin Laden's photo. The photo of him dead. You know, there's a lot of people. They're trying to weigh the appropriateness of the release because it could irritate, make a lot of people in other countries upset. But also, it's going to convince all the doubters about his death. So, they're probably going to release it. Woods, what's going on in sports? Sports is brought to us today by Frank's Red Hot. Frank's Red Hot. Get some. Don't mean to put you on the spot here, Miguel, but what is your fate? What's the most exciting thing in sports to you? Super Bowl. Okay, but like, is it a fourth quarter drive? Got it, got it. Is it like a last second shot? I would say probably the last second field goal. That last second field goal. That's a really good one. For me, it's the no hitter.
In baseball. And there's nothing like it to me. I don't care who it is. Unless it's the Red Sox. I'm rooting for you. Don't care who it is. Yeah. Last night, watching the Yankee game. They break in. An inning and a half left to go. Francisco Liriano from the Minnesota Twins is on the hill. They go to the ninth inning. Here's the clip. Cut two. Now Marneau back off the bag at first. Here's the payoff pitch. And a line drive. Caught by Tolbert. He's done it. He has done it. Francisco Lariano has pitched a no-hitter over the Chicago White Sox as Adam Dunn lines out to shortstop Tolbert. And Francisco Lariano has pitched a no-no here at U.S. Circular Field on this very cold. Tuesday night in Chicago. I had my wife in the room. I'm jumping up and down. Care less about Francisco Liriano. But, man, what a feat that is to throw a no-hitter. It is. It's absolutely incredible. And the Padres last night took care of business, beat the Pirates 6-5. Rob Johnson hit a solo homer in the eighth.
Also, Matt Latos, the pitcher, hit a bomb, cut one. You know, he said I hadn't had a hit all year so far. I told him, I was like, you know, the next two stars, I'm going to get one, get a hit. And I just shortened up and just wanted to make a contract, get on base, and put a good word on it. There you go. Put a good word on it. So like Jay. Let's see. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. Woodsy's our sports guy, and he's 35. L.O.B. Otherwise known as Lauren O'Brien is 30. She is our assistant producer. Sienna's our news girl. She's 26. Jay is our producer. He's 47. And our phone screener is Chris. I want to let you know that at 8 o'clock, we're going to be sending L.O.B. out. And she's going to, somebody's going to get Eltoned. How are you feeling? I'm a little nervous. I'm not going to be able to do two things at the same time. What do you mean? listen to you guys, and also answer the questions of whoever is in the store. Oh, it's possible. We've all done it. Oh, I know. I'm just really bad at it. All you can do is your best. You do your best, and it'll count. God willing, everything will work out. Yeah. You're just here to help the team. I mean, if I could do it, trust me, you could do it. The worst thing that happens is I get embarrassed, really. Fair enough. That's going to happen. Yeah, it will happen. So, before we went to break, we discussed this, by the way, during the entire break.
We were all discussing it off the air. Woods is looking at pictures of Mutt Lang. He's looking at pictures of Marianne Theobard. I think it's like Tybond. Tybond. That was her former best friend. Yes, it was. And her former best friend hooked up with her husband and they got married. Gosh, crazy. Santa says that the woman had a husband too. Shania hooked up with that guy. After. So, yeah, it's Shania and Mutt, and then this other couple, and the four of them did everything together. They traveled together. I believe they even owned a home together in, like, Germany or something like that. And, yeah, Shania finds out about the affair, that her best friend's hooking up with her husband, and then years go by, and then Shania comes out, is hooking up with him later on, and they're now married. So, literally, they just switch. Swap. They have a weird thing.
I guess you can't blame Shania, but this is what Shania says. I do not see Marianne, and I will avoid that at all costs. Forever? If I can help it. No, Oprah. Until December 15th of 2014. Okay, but your son, the son that you share with Mutt, has to be in her life at some point. No, no. They're never together? No, that's an agreement that we have. I basically said that Asia will never be a part of her life and you just have to accept that now. Or we'll all move so far away to the other end of the planet. I did threaten there, I have to admit. But I just... I'm crazy. Why is that? I'm a lunatic. You have to let go. Move on, Shania. No wonder she's a ball breaker. You're punishing your child now. She's punishing her child. Wait, wait, wait. Why is she punishing the child? Because...
Now they have to, he can't hang with his dad and his dad's new old lady because mom is a little crazy woman scored. I agree with you, Liz. I'm going to lose my mind. I'm going to lose it. But she thinks that Marianna's a bad person. She doesn't want her kid around a bad person. I'm going to lose it. So her husband's not either? Well, that's his father. Who's married to her. Woodsy. Yes. We got to walk. Let's walk, pal. Walk the walk. Let's walk it, dude. I'm walking. I see both. Here we go again. I'm walking. Bring the noise, pal. Bring it. Okay. She will let him see the husband. Mutt. Because you have to. Yes. This is just me and Woodsy here. Okay. I'll just go get some coffee. She allows the boy to see Mutt. Right. The husband. who, by the way, even though he is an adulterer and a cheater, still has the right to see his own child. Absolutely. There's no doubt about that. I give you that. But the woman, the woman that basically ruined their life, along with Mutt. Sure. Along with Mutt. Marie. Yeah. We'll call her co-conspirator. Sure. You just call her Marie. Marianne. Marianne. Why would you call her Marie? Fair enough. Just call her Marianne.
Rightfully so. Shania says, I don't want my kid anywhere around her. And I'm thinking of it as a parent. Let's say you're my best friend and Rebecca cheats with you. I don't want my kids anywhere near you. Rebecca's my wife now? But wait, wait, wait. But what you do have to take into consideration is she's got custody of that boy. Sure. So it's just visiting. Okay. It's just visiting. Okay. It's just visiting. So let's say I've got custody of all my boys. I've got custody of all my boys. Right. And you've done what you've done with my wife. Sure. I think I'm within my full right to be like, when you go visit, I don't want that creep anywhere around there. So I have to, I got to go to Fashion Valley for four hours while. Yeah. I don't care. Grow up. Grow up. Grow up, Shania. Seriously. No kidding. Grow up. That seems psychotic to me. It is. Obviously, I understand where she's coming from. Your husband and best friend just did an awful, awful thing. Grow up, Shania. But now the rest of your life, you're going to be avoiding. It's like, you know what? It's the past. It sucks. I'm so sorry that happened. He's a creep for doing that to you, and she's a monster. But you know what? It doesn't matter. That's your son's father, and he's going to live his life. He's married. That's his life. But she doesn't want her kid having a relationship.
I know, but you know what? You can't control. Yes, she can. Yes, she can. They have an agreement. And let me tell you, Mutt. Actually, he must have felt bad about it because he agreed. He agreed to it. Probably because the entire world is calling him a creep. He is. He is a creep. But that's probably why he agreed to it. I don't think it was a court-ordered thing. But she's like, I will take that child and I will move across the world. That part's a little crazy. That's crazy. Heck no, it isn't. You don't take somebody from their father. No matter what they did. He may be a bad husband. Drugs or abuse. You don't yank a kid from his father for cheating on your mother. You just don't. seeing a pattern and the pattern is this pattern of doesn't matter how jacked up I am I have a right to be a villain and still get what I want you have a right Mike you have a right to be a villain and a father
Yeah, and he is. Yeah, and you don't get the extra privileges of having your wife with you. If the mother of his kid says, I don't want him around this particular person because she's a cheater, she's a liar, she's a bad person. Have some mercy, bro. Oh, I've got mercy. It's not. It's her kid. I'm seeing it from the child's point of view. The child is going over to his dad's house. He knows his dad's married. He sees pictures of this woman everywhere, and he's thinking, I don't even know my dad's wife. This is insane. Who cares? He doesn't need to know her. She's a creep. He probably wants to. I think he does, though. And I think that's what Shania was saying. I think what Shania was saying is she does know that woman. Yeah, they've been around. And she said she's caused enough misery in my family. Sure. Yeah. And that's why I say have some freaking mercy, man. Dude, I have mercy. You've already been a monster. You've already been a monster with fangs. You're like half person. What is she going to do to the kid, though? You're half person. You're half fangs. You're half snake body. You're a minotaur. Yeah, you're a minotaur. You're basically a minotaur with braces. Who happens to be a dad. Who happens to be a father. Well, Sienna, you're a stepmother. You know that you develop a maternal relationship with a stepchild. She doesn't want...
That woman having any sort of maternal relationship with a kid. I understand that. I understand that. No, exactly. No woman wants someone else to parent their child. Not if it's a nice one. Well, not to parent her. Best friend. No, of course. She has every right to be mad, but I'm saying it's very dramatic. Yes, very drama filled. You're making your child have this weird life where he has to avoid people and it's just unhealthy. M1s. I wouldn't do it, but I respect it. M1s. Am I crazy here? No, you're not crazy, dude. It sounds great. Because you said that Shania was crazy. She's a little bit loony. And you said it before. Before she said the thing about moving across the world, you were already like, she's crazy, man. It was right after she said it. I go, maybe you grow up. You're a little bit crazy. No wonder. The across the world thing, I think, was where she was like. That's where she lost me. That sounded a little bit like. I did say that. That's when I go, I'm crazy. Yeah, dude, she's creating drama. Enough drama has already gone by. Time to, you know what? A woman's scorn, move on. You've moved on. Just get over it. Walk a mile. She married her husband. Walk a mile. Get over it. Yeah, she married her husband. Who cares? He was fair game after that. It doesn't matter. Like, you obviously must have had some sort of feelings for him then too. It's like grieving people. Okay, you took my husband. I'm going to take yours now. And you can't see my kid. It's like, oh my gosh.
I am in shock. So I want to, I got to hear from M1's 570-1949, a woman's best friend. And this is what a walk a mile. This is what I meant by that. Boy, it sure is easy for us to sit here and commentate being that our spouse didn't run off with our best friend. And if our spouse ran off with our best friend, I don't think that We would accept from anybody when we, when our feelings were, I don't want through clenched teeth. I don't want my kid to look at that person's face. Because anger is hurt, sadness, fear. And so I don't think that anybody would deny us ever for the rest of our lives that we wouldn't want our kid whom we.
are in love with we love our kid we love our kid we don't want them to see not the father that's that they got they get to do that but the monster that broke our family up too the co-conspirator that monster that minotaur with braces that thing that sits on the side of a castle. Two people did that. A gargoyle. Well, there's plenty of her that probably didn't want her son to be even near him, but she's like, I can't deny him of that. That's his father. And I understand where she's coming from. I would probably be thinking the thoughts she's still thinking, but I would have thought them maybe within the first year. She's married. She's remarried. She's remarried. Your kid is getting older. That pain's not going away. It should. You found love again. You remarried. 570-1949. This is M1 Falcon fan from Lakeside. Mikey, what's up? What's going on? Hey, I think you're way off base there, Mikey. Tell me. Explain. Okay. Reverse the roles. You only get visitation of your kids. You are remarried now. And now, Jakey and Luke and Ryan can't spend the night ever at your house because you're remarried? No, no, no. If I cheat on their mother...
All right? Okay. With their mother's best friend. In this case, that would be Lori. Right. My wife's best friend is Lori. Okay? Now, if I cheated with Lori, and then I married Lori, and my wife had custody of our kids, I still get to see my kids. But if my wife said to me, when they come around, Lori needs to go stay at a Motel 6. And if you don't agree to that, I'll move. I'll move. That doesn't sound crazy and irrational to you. No, because I'm a freaking dirtbag. I don't get to call any shots. I don't get to go. You do, actually. Being the kid's father, you do get to call shots. I know a guy, and you know him, too. And his wife moved to Illinois. Sure, I know what you're talking about. And it wasn't even out of, like, she moved out of California to Illinois. California is a no-fault state, though, so even if you did cheat, it doesn't mean that your wife's getting all the custody. Right. Because you cheated. You're going to go to court, and it's going to be a fair battle. Yeah. Well, then he should take her to court if it's unfair. Well, right, but I'm saying just because he cheated doesn't mean... He agreed. You guys, he agreed to it. He agreed to it. There's no question. I'm saying in my case, I mean, if something like that happened to me, yeah, man, it would suck. I would hate it. But, dude, at the end of the day, it's what's best for the kid. Exactly. And she believes that is what's best for the kid. I just got it in my head. I just got it.
I just pictured Woods, right? I just pictured Woods. So, you know, same thing happens. And you say to your wife, Jamie, hit the bricks, pal. Right. What's Jamie's best friend? Jamie's best friend is probably Kim Ashmore. Kim. Okay, so Kim. So you cheat with Kim and then you marry Kim. Yeah. And you and Jamie have a kid. Now, you're going to get visitation with a kid. Sure. All right? And Jamie says to you through clenched teeth, I do not want Kim there when the kid comes to visit. And you're going to look at Jamie and go, screw you. I wouldn't say screw you, but you know what I'd say? Sorry, pal. Sorry, Chuck. Are you really? You would want to see that kid at all costs. You guys know me. What would I say to Jamie if she goes, Kim is not allowed to be there when my kids are there? I'm going to be like,
They're my kids, too. And yes, she is. And nobody tells me what I can do with my kids. And I get everything I want. I get everything. You guys know me. I get to have intercourse with your best friend. I get to marry your best friend. And I get to call all the shots. I mean, come on. Not all the shots, but I get half of the shots when it comes to my kids. No, that's probably not what the court decided if she's got so much pull over it. We'll see. I don't really care in the long run about Shania Twain and Mudlang's relationship. We're just discussing. Well, I mean. I'm not. It's fantastic. It's so crazy. That's the key word right there. It's freaking crazy. Yeah. I will take my kids and move across the country. Yeah. No one can really put themselves in their situation. Sure. It's a weird deal. We have someone on the line that's been through this. Oh, wow. M1 Kinder. Kinder? Kinder. M1 Kinder Butt. I like it. M1 Kinder Butt. Kinder Butt. Has been through this. Maybe she's using some pictures. Is it Kinder Butt? Good morning, Mikey Show. Is that right, Kinder Butt? It is Kinder Butt. What does that mean, Kinder Butt? It's just a little nickname my brother started calling me. Okay. Can you hang on the line? Absolutely. All right, hang on. We're going to talk to you. She's been through it.
Crazy. I can't wait to hear if it was her that hooked up with the best friend or if it was the other person, her husband, that hooked up with her best friend. You think we'll debate during the break? Oh, gosh. The whole time. The whole time. And have you heard about the former playmate that they found mummified in her home? Oh, wow. I'll tell you that next time. Oh, my God. It's better than I thought. Let your voice be heard on The Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949 or shoot him a text. 949mikey at gmail.com. More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. The wait is over. FM 94.9. Independence Jam. Coastal Invasion. Returns to the Oceanside Pier Amphitheater on Sunday, June 5th. Ten great artists on two stages. Cold War Kids. Peter, Bjorn, and John. Skulls.
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They share custody, her and the ex. And Shania has a rule. And the rule is when our kid goes to visit you on the visitation when you get your 50-50, I don't want her to see, what's her name? Marianne. I don't want her to see Marianne. And Mutt, the ex-husband, has said, yeah, okay, fair enough. And I think rightfully so. Like he said, he's saying to himself, You know, I messed up, man. I messed up. It was a pretty monstrous thing to do. And so, you know... He shouldn't have married her if he thought that. He doesn't think that. He must not think it because he married her. Maybe he thinks he's with the right person now. He thinks he found love and married her, clearly. What he thinks is that Shania has said that she will take the child and move far, far away. So he's caved. He's caving to a threat. That's a threat. She's threatening. He's been threatened with the...
visitation rights of his child. Well, we don't know that. It's exactly what she said. She said it. Why would she just throw a threat? She said that she would move... That's what she would do. Why have a threat? We don't know that she said that to him. She said that. And I even said it. Okay. And then laughed. Okay, well. So a threat is what he's responding to. Right. And in order to see his kid, he had to acquiesce to her demand. What kind of beating must she be? No question. Can't he take that to court if she's threatening him? Maybe. Maybe. We don't know. But the whole thing is that he's not sorry for what he did because he has married this woman. Therefore, he's not going to tell their child, look, I'm sorry I made a mistake. He doesn't. think he made a mistake. But he can still be sorry of the means that he got there. That's true, but it doesn't matter. He got what he wanted and that was Shania's best friend and now they're married. And Shania got her ex-husband. Yeah, and now Shania is married to her ex-husband so they swapped partners. What grosses me out is that what he did...
Muttling, what he did was monstrous. And what the best friend did was monstrous. And what they should do is put their tail between their legs and they should do whatever Shania wants. They should do whatever she wants. If she says, listen, I want you guys to hop up and down three times and then do this. And the fact that we live in a culture that says no. Monsters have rights, too. Sorry, they do. Fathers have rights. They do. And monsters, yes, we're monsters, but we don't know what kind of person Shania was either. She's threatening them with all this stuff. But she didn't break the bond of marriage. She didn't. As far as we know. She didn't, as far as we know. We should assume she did. No, we shouldn't. But we shouldn't assume she didn't. Why would you say that? Because she married the same guy that they used to hang out with all the time. She married her husband, so clearly she had feelings for him, too. You never know. Jacob. M1 Jacob. on our fan page, wrote, what happened to forgiveness, Christians? Seems a bit hypocritical. In the faith, when you're cheated on, you're free from that person. Stop making rules like you're still married. Forgive and move on. Agreed. You suffer more, the more energy you waste on hate. Absolutely, you forgive, but what you don't have to do is trust. And I wouldn't.
I wouldn't trust that woman as far as I could throw her. Yeah. Sucks. Because they're married to your kid's dad. What's that woman going to do? That sucks that you don't trust her, but she's married to the kid's dad. It's a bummer. So what? Here's what I don't want. Here's what I don't want. Let's, you know, again, apples. Let's compare apples to apples. Okay. That this situation happened with me and you, Woods. Okay. Me and you are real close friends. Absolutely. I would never, ever in a million years think that you would have an affair with my wife. You're right. I wouldn't. Let's say that the same situation has happened with Shania. I'm confiding in you. I'm like, dude, something's up, man. She's acting weird. And you say to me, dude, you're being paranoid, which is what happened. Shania said that on Oprah yesterday that she talked to her friend about it. She's monstrous. She's monstrous. Let's say the same thing happens with you and I. And you have an affair with my wife and I got custody of my kids.
My wife still gets visitation, so I got to send Jake. I got to send Luke and Ryan. I have to send them to visit with their mom, okay? Now, I'm being completely serious. I'm not using this to win an argument or to try to make a point. What I'm about to tell you is something that I truly believe. My true belief would be that a person that has the type of morals that my wife has, if she was capable of doing that, I don't want my kids to be around my wife even. Sure. I don't want it. However, due to the law, they have to. They get to. Okay? Now you, the guy, the friend that did that. The cheater. Yeah. Based on who you are as a human, I don't want you to have any interaction with my child because I believe.
that you could rub off on them as anybody could that's spending time with them and i don't want anybody with those type of morals i've already got to deal with it with my wife she's already a gargoyle that i've got to have rubbing off on the kids i don't want the gargoyle she cheated on me with to be rubbing off with them either now i believe that that's fair because i was the one that was so deeply wronged however the argument that i'm hearing back is get over it get over it and i think that that seems so insensitive but she's not teaching her child a good lesson either right there yes they had an affair they did something awful the child saw that but she holding this woman away from her child is teaching her child Don't forgive. Resent. Be better. Stay away from bad people. Be better. She made a big mistake and she did something awful. It doesn't mean she's a bad person. It's repeated things that she's done. Repeated behavior. She lied about it. She was also Shania's best friend. So there has to be good in her too for them to be friends. Right. For so many years. Let's go back to M1 Kinderbutt who's been hanging on the line from Chula Vista. This happened to Kinderbutt. Is that right?
Hi, good morning. We're at Mikey's show. Good morning. Yeah, I did. I was actually a child who was kept away from my relatives because of something like this. It wasn't anything like they were cheating or something, but my mom did keep me away from my aunts and everything. Well, no, no, no, no. I was under the impression that this happened to you. No, this didn't happen to me personally. But now as I've grown up, I see that you can't trust certain people. I agree with you 100%, Mikey. You can forgive. But you cannot, you don't have to go back and say, yeah, go ahead, be friends with, I'm allowing you to be friends with my child. If I had a child, I would not let the cheater who cheated on me with my husband see my children. Yeah, I don't trust the, it would be like, I wouldn't trust my wife, but I don't have a choice. It's a bitter pill, man. It's a very, very bitter pill. But unfortunately, if your ex moves on, it doesn't matter. I mean, it does matter. Anybody they move on and remarry with, it's going to be hard. This is obviously a little bit or a lot harder than that. It's a bitter pill to swallow. But man, at the end of the day, isn't it about you, your child's happiness and well-being, and your new life with your new wife? But this is what she believes is best for the child. So I'm just saying we can't judge that. I'm not judging. I'm saying it sounded crazy as F when she said,
If you don't agree to this, I will take my child and move him across the country. You're a lunatic. You're a lunatic. What else is he going to do? Why is that crazy, by the way? Because she's acting like a freaking six-year-old. That's what I'm saying. Grow up. I didn't get my way. That's BS, dude. Grow up. You moved on. Everybody move on. She thinks that this person is such a bad influence and such a bad person. That she was best friends with her? She's making this extreme statement. That she was best friends with her. She was. For 20 years or something, yeah. She didn't know. She was. She didn't know, but she loved this girl. What is she going to do to the kid? Show that they're now married and happy? Let me ask you this, Sienna. You're living next door to somebody. You're good friends with them, right? They turn out to be a serial killer. No, no, no. They turn out to be a child molester. You're going to let your kid hang out over there? This woman's not a child molester. I understand. Wait, wait, wait. But the point is, here's the point. The point is, is that people change. Well, no, it's not even that they change. It's that people can keep things hidden from you. Yeah, that's true.
You didn't know that they were a monster. Well, of course. It doesn't mean I'm going to be friends with that woman who cheated with my husband, you know, obviously. But I don't think she's going to do anything to my child. And she's saying that out of anger and she's holding a grudge. And you have to let that go and let your child live their life. She now has a stepmother. But it's a child. It's not an 18-year-old. Well, she's using the child to pay her husband back. No, she's not. Absolutely. She held that kid over like a pawn. They're paying tug-a-rope and the child is the rope. That is what you guys are interpreting from it. Well, I interpret it. I don't know what tug-a-rope is. I did hear her LOB say, when you dangle the kid like that and say, hey, I'm going to move that kid across the country, if I don't get my way, that's using the kid as a pawn. No, she maybe is saying that she thinks that that person is such a bad influence that she will move away. She should go to court and get a restraining order then because she's using the kid as a pawn, it sounds like. Yeah, well, that is a little bit crazy and extreme. I'm just trying not to judge her. M1, oh, we lost somebody that was referring to themselves as M1 anonymous. And that was going to be good. Anybody that is referring to themselves as M1 anonymous, and in parentheses it said F, which means female, I want to talk to that anonymous female that does not want to be known. Please call back. Because whatever you were going to say was going to be juicy.
You did something or somebody did something. And I want to know all about it. It's good stuff. Oh, Shania. Oh, Marie. It's a pattern, though, between yesterday and today. I feel very strongly about people cheating. Sure. the consequences that happen when you cheat. Me too. And I will not waver on that. You guys, it's like you and Mike want them to be shot. No, I just want them to know that you don't just willy-nilly jump into a marriage and then just have these like, oh, well, I get what I want still. No, you don't. You forfeit a lot of what you were supposed to have. You do, but you also continue your life and you move on. But that's one part of his life where, oh, well, you screwed up that part. And now, yes, you get this, but it's under compromise situation. And sorry, monster. You're a monster. So you got to suffer like a monster. Maybe she's a monster. She's going to come home every day after being with dad. And she's like, well, did you see Mary Ann? Did you see her? She wasn't there, right? No, Jay said, maybe she's a monster. Maybe she is. Well, the interesting word is maybe.
Because the truth is, is that she could be. Could be. But one thing we know is that he is. Right. We know that. So you go, so we go, so we go, well, maybe she, well, maybe. She married her ex-husband. Either she. had feelings for him the entire time or she's playing a game to punish her ex-husband. No, neither one of those have to be true. What else is it? Why else is she married to him? That she knows him as a good friend and they got together talking about, wow, this sucks. Doesn't this suck what happened to her? We should slay. L.O.B. said off the air and I agree. It's the same reason that grieving people end up together. Yeah, from like support groups and stuff. No, hello, they were both married to each other's spouses. Talk about holding on to the past. Why don't you find someone new who's grieving and been through something similar that wasn't in your exact situation? Stranger things have happened. She's holding on to everything. Don't you want to break free and find someone who's not in your relationship? A couple pieces of this puzzle are falling together. Yeah, she's nuts. She's nuts. First, she's using the kids as a tool. Second, she's marrying. Oh, my God. She's marrying her ex. Okay.
She's like a Grammy winner. You know she's crazy. You guys ever fill in the blanks? Yeah. Do you? No, I'm taking the facts. No, you're making guesses and assumptions, too. We all are. Why don't you go, come on, you guys. She wrote, yeah, I feel like a woman. She's got to be crazy. You know she's crazy. You know she's crazy. Man, I feel like a woman. She's probably a transvestite. Yeah, she's probably a transvestite. Man, I feel like a woman. She wrote the song. Give me one. You're still the one I run to. Yeah, see? She's crazy. She's asking questions. Who's bedded my Bootsman number? Nobody, you crazy bee. I've been home playing PlayStation 3 all night. My boots are on my feet. No, they're not. Yes, they are. She probably drove him to cheat. Awful, awful. She would never put out. She probably. Never. She's like, not tonight. I bet she was frigid. I don't feel like a woman. I bet she was frigid. Yeah, she's totally frigid. She totally was. Hey, babe.
Can I get a little taste? No. No. I just want to grab you. I'm not in the mood. I'm not slaying you. You're disgusting. You're a great producer. You guys are making it so every woman that's ever been cheated on right now is like, it was my fault. It was my fault. No, we're not. I didn't put out enough. I'm not even going to dignify a response. We're too easy. Right now, we're joking. Don't mess with my volume one. Take care of your men out there, ladies. Oh, you monster. Jay, you monstrous monster. Hey, listen, I'm just saying. Next time you have that whole headache bit, just keep it in your mind. Could be your best friend that doesn't have a headache. Think about it. Just think about it. I bet your best friend don't have no headache. I bet she is ready. You know what? She just got done filming Girls Gone Wild 4. She's good to go. Wiener time. I want to cradle Shania. Who doesn't? Hug her. I want to tell her I'm sorry. I want to comfort her. I want to tell her that...
Don't worry, her friend's ex-husband is doing that already. Yeah, her friend's ex-husband's got that all under control. Oh, what a slut she is. She went for a single man that was on the market. What a horrible person. She went for a single man that was on the market. She used to be married to her best friend. Everyone has a pass. Games, games, games. I feel like I'm in Bizarro World. So do I. I think you guys are in Perfect Town is what it's called. I think we call it Perfect Town. We don't forgive. You know what Perfect Town is? The non-forgiveness. Apparently, Perfect Town is the place that you live if you don't cheat with your wife's best friend. Must be nice over there in Perfect Town where you're able to hold yourself back. Because I am imperfect. And that means if it looks good, I go have it. Wow. on my impulse. I'm sorry. Do whatever I want and then get whatever I want forever. That's right. Sue me. I thought she was hot. I hate all of you. I'm just not cheating. None of us are cheating. None of us are cheating. What if I wanted to? I would. And then I'd get everything after that. That's right. All of us hate cheating. Listen, I ain't perfect.
I might have to have some sex. I might murder someone and say, hey, I'm not perfect. Yeah. Oh, sorry over there in perfect town. Easy. You think Osama bin Laden was like, hey, sorry, I'm not perfect. Okay. What's it like over there in perfect town? You know, you don't fly airplanes into buildings. I mean, I made a mistake. Yeah, I'm a person, you know. Sorry. Oh, man. Sue me. It's a very unhealthy situation. Very unhealthy. Her new Shania Twain would get us so fired up. I mean fired up. I haven't even heard her name in like seven years. I'd like to analyze each and every one of her songs to see how truly crazy she is. She probably didn't even write him. I need to know. You know who wrote him? Mutt Lang wrote him. I guarantee you. She'd be crazy. She'd be crazy if she wrote whose bed have your boots been under? Yeah, she's already accusing him. And he hadn't had any boots under anybody's bed. Yeah, exactly. She's putting the idea in people's minds. Here's the retort, by the way, from Mutt Lang.
Oh, your best friend, darling. Maria? Oh, no, Marianne. Marianne's bed. Since you're asking, yes, under Marianne's bed is where they've been. Sorry about that. Let your voice be heard on The Mikey Show now. You've got to go. Call 570-1949. Here comes the best part. Or shoot him a text at 949mikey at gmail.com. You guys care about the rules? More of The Mikey Show coming up in minutes. Celebrate. On FM 94.9. San Diego Radio. has never mobilized this type of takeover. The prizes are huge. On Saturday, May 14th, The Mikey Show and M1's Takeover Qualcomm Stadium from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Operation Street Impact. New Mikey Show sticker is in and ready for your ride at Rico. Carb receives a prize. We've got a his and her mountain bike from Haro. A brand new Ibanez guitar. A 42-inch LG plasma with 5.1 surround sound and Blu-ray player. Plus, we're adding new prizes daily. And did we mention a brand new $24,000 FXDB Harley from San Diego Harley Davidson. Street Impact. Mission that matters. 94.9.
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I feel like the guy wearing dad jeans eating ice cream and not caring. Lauren. I have to yell because my voice is little. Woods. Listen, I am a clown. I'm not going to deny the fact that I am a giant clown and I like to make people laugh. Zienna. I don't get engineering. And Jay. I did an hour of hot yoga yesterday and then went across the street and had an acai bowl. On FM 94.9. We just argued in this room. About Shania Twain during that entire break. Screaming. Shania and I are monsters, apparently. My husband even texted. He agreed with us. Todd's on board. Yes. Where's Lauren? She did do the Elton thing. She's Elton. Oh, she went to go do Elton. There she is. Hi, Elton. Hi. How are you? Oh, I'm okay. How are you guys doing? We're doing good. You got your Elton costume on? All right. All right. She's got Elton John's hair do. All right.
It's a wig. It's a blonde wig like Elton. Yep. And she's got on the oversized sunglasses like Elton. Yep. I have a purple feathered boa as well. Oh, you do have a purple feathered boa. She had it in her car. Gorgeous. All right. Where are you? Yeah, we're on the air. Where are you right now? I am about to walk into the subway. All right. Oh, gosh. I'll tell you what to say. Just let me know that you're there. Oh, gosh. Are you filming, Craig? You'll do great, Lauren. She's being filmed. We'll put this on. So, let's see. There's two ladies in there, and I'm about to walk in right now. All right. And go. Oh, my heart's beating fast. Okay, I'm going in. All right. Oh, I don't have any money. Weird. She walked in. She doesn't have any money. Chris has money. Does Chris have any money? Okay, thanks, Chris. Yeah. Yeah, he launders. Ah, love it. Hi. How are you? How are you, darling? How are you, darling? Do you guys have breakfast sandwiches? Yeah. Oh, okay. Would you like to know how I like my eggs? Would you like to know how I like my eggs? Unfertilized. White or regular is what you have? Okay. All right. I like them unfertilized. I like them re-fertilized, really. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. A blue eye. A blue eye.
How about... Oh, okay. Have you ever heard the song by Elton John, Blue Eyes? It's my favorite. Have you ever heard the song by Elton John, Blue Eyes? It goes like this and then sings them. It goes like this. Blue eyes. Baby's got... I'm going to have the English muffin melt, please. And baby's got... And baby's got... Blue eyes. What are my choices? With steak or bacon? I'll do it with bacon. With bacon, please. Did you watch the royal wedding? I was there. Did you watch the royal wedding? No. I was there. I was the blonde. I'm sorry, what's that? I was the blonde. I'll do egg white, please. I was the blonde at the wedding. I was the soggy fruit at the wedding. I was the soggy fruit. Now you're saying a rocket man. Um, better, please. Yeah, that's fine. A rocket man. Louder. Is your... Uh, no, thank you. You guys do a great job here. You guys do a great job here. Are you the manager? Are you the manager? Oh, you are. Okay. What's your name? Shirley. Okay, thank you. Shirley, do you have a brother?
I say... Shirley, do you have a brother? Why? Because I have a follow-up. Shirley, do you have a brother? Three brothers. Wow. No, I meant literally, Shirley, you have a brother. Oh, I meant, Shirley, you have a brother. People do that with you all the time. Oh, my gosh. My grandmother's name is Shirley. People always say, Shirley, you can't be serious. But stop calling you Shirley. Stop calling you Shirley. Benny and the Jets. Benny and the Jets. That's it. Do you guys like Mona Lisa's and Mad Hatter's? Unless you guys have Mona Lisa's and Mad Hatter's. All right, thanks a lot. Peace. Yeah, a little bit. Thanks a lot. Feast. Thanks a lot. Feast. Feast. No, that's okay. No, thanks a lot. Feast! Feast. There you go, L.O.B. Wow. You're the greatest. She's probably shaking. She's shaking. There's no doubt in my mind that she's shaking. Did you bring me a sandwich back, L.O.B.? What? Oh. I know. You want a receipt? Okay. Thank you.
L.O.B., great job. Great job. We'll see you back here. I hate you. That was great. That's the scariest feeling. It is. It's the worst. Your heart is pounding out of your chest. It's like you have to impress the radio, people listening, and then try and be somewhat normal to these people you're in front of. It's so hard. The worst one I did was at Burger King when Mike was making me ask the drive-thru guy for... Chateaubriand and all kinds of stuff that they just don't have. I was in Starbucks. There was like 40 people in there staring. I was dressed like a hillbilly in overalls and a black wig. You win. I don't want to hear it. He was wearing overalls with no shirts. I had a piece of straw sticking out of my mouth. That is fantastic. It's fantastic. Hey, he was so brave on that one. He was adding lines we weren't even saying. Oh, absolutely. He was adding stuff to it. Why don't we do this? 570-1949. Do you have a question for Woods of Wisdom? This is guy stuff. These are guys guys. Woodsy. Yes. This email says, Woods, I want to get my son into baseball.
but I know nothing about the sport. Any basics that can be shared over the air? I ask like that because otherwise this doesn't make a whole lot of sense, does it? He wants to know, is there any basics that you can give him to teaching his kid? Yeah, it really starts with equipment. You get him a good glove, not a plastic-looking glove, and you just throw to him, man. You go in the backyard and you throw, and you work on his throwing. Make sure his elbow's up when he throws. Make sure he takes the glove, tucks it into his chest when he pulls it back. One motion. And then, you know, another really good resource. I even use it for my little leaguers. I go online a lot and look on YouTube. And there's all kinds of instructional videos on YouTube. That's great. And I use that for my practices and stuff. It's really, really good. There's a million of them. You can call us if you have a question for Woods. There's another thing, too. Real quick. Check into. Just go on. Google local baseball camps, and they start them at every age level and every skill level. And so they can whip you into shape. Can I get a Lukey into one when he's like two, three? No, probably the best time for camp is start him at T-ball when he's like four or five. Four or five. Yeah, definitely he will be into T-ball because his Uncle Woods will make sure of it. This one says, Woods is 30 years old too young to stop caring and not want to shave your chest anymore for the beach season.
M1 Gillette. Again, Woods, is 30 years old too young to stop caring and not want to shave your chest anymore for the beach season? M1 Gillette. Look at Jay looking at Woods right now like, what's he going to say? I have no idea. What's he going to say? First of all, you should never shave your chest. Thank you. Thank you. Unless you're a Serbian. Then you should shave your chest. But other than that, if you're an American male, you don't shave your chest. For the love of God, you don't shave your chest. Do you trim it back? You can always trim it back. Get you like a Norelco with a guard. You can trim it. You don't shave it. Don't shave it. Please don't shave it. Hi, Elton. Hello, Elton. Hold me closer, tiny dancer. You are so embarrassed.
I was so shaky. Look at her. She's still shaking. I was. Where's the sandwich? I gave it to Chris. Oh, perfect. I don't even know what's on there. I'm going to reread this because I want you to hear it, L.O.B. We're doing Woods of Wisdom. And the question to Woods was, is 30 years old too young to stop caring and not want to shave your chest anymore for the beach season? Woods says, don't shave your chest. I agree. Don't shave your chest. Why are you shaving in the first place? What are you, a bodybuilder? What are you? Jersey Shore? There's nothing grosser than seeing little spikes coming out. I'm sorry. I'm sure there's listeners that are like, damn it, Woods. A lot of people do. Oh, I know plenty of people that do it. I tell them to stop. Am I not supposed to pierce my nipples either? Yes, you're right. Let me get this straight. I'm not supposed to shave my chest. I'm not supposed to pierce my nipples. Am I not supposed to wear a tank top? Am I not supposed to have... A tattoo that's like barbed wire? Right. Nope. Am I also not supposed to tan? Well, that's okay. Okay. You can't tone it. Tan it. That's my motto. Am I not supposed to take off my shirt? Clearly. Am I not supposed to take off my shirt while I'm walking down the street in PB? Right. Well, that's okay. Am I not supposed to show my boxers with my pants down so far that you can see my butt crack? Correct. What about the glitter t-shirts with the roses on them?
Absolutely banned. Ed Hardy. Yeah, banned. With a dragon down the back? Carrying a dead eagle or something? Affliction. Affliction I used to like. Oh, weird. Sorry about that. $200 t-shirt? Yeah, $200 t-shirt. It used to be a white v-neck or something. It used to be cool and then... It did it. It was for a while. I don't really know. It was. Total cool is the right word. I can't get past. No. Affliction. Write that down. No, don't isolate that because that doesn't say, that's not me. Write it down. It's a former you. All right, I'll give you a clean one. You ready? Yeah, I'll give you a clean one. I used to have an affliction hat and it now sits in my closet. There you go. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to me. Yeah, don't shave your chest. You can always trim. There's nothing wrong with a little manscaping. Yeah, or wax. Yeah, waxing's tough. That's tough. M1 John from Carlsbad wants to...
Debate you on this one, Woodsy. Go ahead, John. All right. Dude, are you a freaking Yeti? A Yeti. What's the deal? A Yeti, like an abominable snowman. Yeah. Am I a Yeti? You got back hair, too? Do you braid that hair on your back? Are you talking to me? What's his hairless? I'm hairless. That's why he doesn't affect him. Yeah, but what if you did have some hair? I would trim it. I wouldn't shave it. I'm not gay. I need to see, though, because if you have a lot of hair, wouldn't trimming look weird? No, you trim your... Like, if you're Tom Selleck, if you're Tom Selleck, you go... I don't... Yeah, you don't shave your chest. I know a lot of people that shave it. I do, too. But when they shave it, it's totally fine. If you shave your chest, okay, whatever. But I also see where Woods is coming from, where Woods is like, hey, you know who has... Bare, soft skin. Women. Ladies. So does Woods, though. But that's natural. That's by design. That's all I got. Guess what? Most ladies do like that soft skin. They don't like sleeping with Bigfoot, buddy. I'm not Bigfoot. Wait a minute, John. He's not calling you Bigfoot. Wait a minute, John. If you're trimmed. Yeah, what if it's trimmed down and you're not like, you know, we're not talking about like... This was in 1977. Chicks don't like chest and back hair anymore.
Listen, I'll give you the back hair. Wax your back hair. If you have back hair, I'll give you that. Laser remove it, whatever. But guys that shave their arms, legs, and chest, it's a little feminine, man. It is. The arms and legs, yeah. Seriously, chicks just don't dig it anymore. Right, and I'm saying if you trim it down like a nice number one guard, number two guard, you're good to go. You get out the Gillette and you start shaving that chest, man. I've seen it. It looks good. I'm just, I don't mind a little bit of the. Maybe I'll do it on the air. Just a little bit of it. But some people have more than a little bit. Yeah, some people may need to do more than a little bit. Yeah, I've seen guys on the beach. I've been like, oh, wow. Yeah, so. You are. Hairy. You know, you got a manscape. You got a clean house, but the shaving thing has always just been a little jersey short. It's prickly, too. Yeah, it's prickly. All right, Woods, how about those ones? A lot of maintenance. Woods, I'm going out with this chick who's super cool, but she wants to give me surf lessons. Fine. I'm an insecure man. I don't want a girl to teach me to surf. Yet. I want to be the one showing her stuff. Sure. Well, then maybe learn to surf.
Please don't lecture me on how I'm not secure enough to be coached by a chick. I already admitted it. Just help me figure out how to get her off of it. M1 masculine. M1 masculine. I can sympathize with you. I sympathize with you. I think that maybe you need to go on your own. If learning to surf is something you really want to do, then... I've asked Jay. I've asked Bird that does our surf reports. You know, I've asked everybody, my buddy Winder. I've tried to learn to surf. I'm terrible, but I keep trying. Yeah. That's all you can do. Get the basics down from, like, go do a couple lessons. Then you go out and surf with her because it's fun. It'd be really fun to get into, but I don't know that I could. I don't know if I'd have a problem with a girl teaching me how to surf. I don't think I would because I'm really bad. If L.O.B. was like, hey, I can get you up on that board, I'd be like, I don't know. But you're not romantically interested in me, aren't I? But he's asking, he said, what did he say? Get off of it. Just help me get her off of it. Well, there's nothing you can do. I mean, she's into it. You're not.
I don't know what you can do. I would just keep putting her off and secretly take lessons. Yeah, I think that's the best move. If you want to learn how to surf, I don't know. If he doesn't, just say, man, not for me. Hey, John, this weekend I'm going to teach you how to skydive. What do you think? You got to put that thing up and get it up in there. Cinch it tight. Here, I'll show you what to do. Come on. Maybe the guy feels emasculated by it. He probably does. All she's going to say is pop up here and do this. It's not like she's going to come over and put her arm around you. I know, but he probably thinks he's going to look foolish like slipping around. You know why I'm okay with it? Point break. What about it? Keanu Reeves was taught how to surf by a girl and he became a really good surfer. I'm in. What kind of whacked out stuff Sienna does? Lady Gaga have on her rider? Oh, my God. She just came out. Can we guess? Lamb's blood? Yeah. No, it's not as bad as you would think. Roasted Hobbit. She wants a roasted hobbit. Parakeet eyelashes. I'd like filet from a stegosaurus. Yes. If you have it. I want a unicorn's farts in a jar.
I want sap from a eucalyptus that has DNA from a pterodactyl. Unicorn fart. Oh my gosh. Do you have cheetah toenails in there? Because I'd like some of those. This is her. She's got the jar. She's like... Maury? Yeah? This is not unicorn fart. Yeah, it really is. No, it isn't. I'm not stupid. It's a zebra. They're trying to pass... Ew. They're trying to pass a zebra fart off as a unicorn. Smell it again. It's not. Here. Smell that. Smell that. See? I told you. Smell this. Oh, God. It's a zebra, isn't it? Smell that. Smell that, Teresa.
Oh! See? It's definitely not unicorn. How dare they? Let me make a couple calls. I'll make a couple calls. This is the American Airlines Center. I'm sorry. I'm not playing. Don't know what she actually wants. No. It's not going to be better than that. It's not going to be better than that. This is Pegasus. This is not. It's P-P-Pegasus. P-P-P-Pegasus. Maxim has released. The top 100 list of the hottest women in the world. Tigger in there? Really? Jump off that diving board again. Pop it in and turn it on. Be a part of the Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949 or text 949-MIKEY. It's a Mikey Show. More coming up on FM 94.9.
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And the guy does the most amazing work when it comes to graphic design. And I hope to be working with Jared the rest of my life. Man, he does the Mikey Show website. He designed the coolest sticker. He designed the new Mikey Show sticker. And he and I went back and forth. That's the thing that's so cool about Jared when you're working with him. Is that he'll send you something. You take a look at it. You go, let's try this. Let's try this. Let's try this. And you'll dial it in until it's perfect. I'm working on a little nugget of a website with him right now. I gave him the most convoluted, wacky, like, here's what I'm thinking. And he came back and he conceptualized it perfectly what I saw in my head. And I was like, wow. He does that. So quickly, within a day or two, he had this proof for me for a website. And you're like me. I bet you were like me. I bet you went like this. You told him. And in your head, you thought, there's no way. Yeah. There's no way he'll do what I'm thinking. I thought we'd be like five steps away from where I wanted to get. But I was like, let's just throw out the bass and then we're going to get there. And he was pretty much dead on the first go at it. He's great. CreateYourDesignOnline.com. It's really great. Tonight's 8 o'clock album, Radiohead. Gary. Pablo Honey is the album. And I think it's time for us to announce the first annual.
M1 contest. Yes. It is time for us to announce the winner of the first annual M1 contest. Yes. I do. I actually have a drum roll. Good. Better than this. Here we go. And the winner is M1 Adrienne Mare. Yeah. Brilliant. It was so good. Brilliant woman. Brilliant. I hit every sound effect except the one I won. It was like weird. That's a completely different L.O.B. line. Adrienne Mare. With the lady. The idea of the ultimate M1 contest was that you were supposed to take a picture of yourself as one of us on the Mikey show. She went so far and above anything we could have ever imagined. Incredible. She dressed herself up as L.O.B. Does this shirt say L.O.B.? It says L.O.B.
Ella B. mentioned one time that when she was a child, she used to play a game with her siblings where she was a character named White Hand. Oh, my gosh. And in this photograph. So weird. M1 Adrienne actually has a white hand. It looked like in Photoshop she, you know, did something to the color of the hand to make him bright white. It's amazing. Wider. She's got, it's like she's in a bedroom. And all the pictures that are tacked to the wall are black guys. Yes. She's got all of these things. What does that say? Well, we call Matt Commerce, who is LLB's boyfriend, we call him Boyfriend Matt Commerce BFMC. She changed it on there to HMC. She crossed out BFMC and changed it to HMC. HMC.
Husband, Matt Connors. And then put a W in front of L-O-B, like wife L-O-B. Wife L-O-B. Then she put her wedding list. And these are the things that are on her wedding list. First. First and foremost. The box is unchecked. Sorry, Matt. Next, address. The box is unchecked. I can't even tell. It's a V. And I think there was some implication of like. Maybe wanting what you're supposed to have on your wedding day. Intercourse? No, before the, yes, like your virginity. Oh, that's long gone. You can't even speak to her virginity. What? She even looks like L.O.B. L.O.B. Are you going to wear gray on your wedding L.O.B.? Don't even imply that you're a virgin. You can't even wear a dress. You better wear pants. You know what? If you go to O in the dictionary and look up opposite of virgin, there's L.O.B.
I think her shirt says love, but the guitar is covering it. She probably purposely covered it. Oh, yeah. It's a brilliant photo. She has a thing that says juice fasting. Yeah. Sunglasses on the guitar. Dirty. Dirty. Slut-genity. You got slut-genity. Mac gonna buy that cow and you just gonna keep giving it up for free. Just dairy farm. You guys should have your own dairy farm over there. Big dairy farm of sluts. Got sluts? I'm just gonna call and when Matt answers, I'm gonna go, boom. He knows what it means because he hears it from you. You look like those mascots standing out in front of Chick-fil-A. You're gonna wait for free. Anybody that wants it. And I mean, anybody. Hey, people, I'll take your milk. Wow. You're like, please take.
Milk. I just want to give it away. Milk me. I milked you. I milked you. So Shania is... Yes. She's on. Crazy. Oh, you guys are sick. She's a nightmare. Nightmare. Walking. Jake, tell us your little factoid you found out at the break. Oh, yeah. On the internet. Hold on. It said on people.com. Really? People.com. That she practices a religious practice. It's spelled P-E-E-P-L-E. The religion is S-A-N-T. Sant. Matt. M-A-T. Sant Matt. Sant Matt. Sant Matt. She only has sex for the conception of children. Really? I wonder why he bailed. Really? Stop it. Really? Make sense. Her body is her vessel. Hey, it's true. It's on the internet. I read it. I read it. If you help your husband out a little bit. Yeah. I also clicked on this link and I saw Osama bin Laden's execution. That's right. Hey, y'all. Now, I know I don't want to rabbit hole us here, but they just found this little kid looks like a bat. Hey, another one I just got on my Facebook. You can see what you look like in 60 years.
Here's an app to see what my baby looks like. Here's an app to see what my baby would look like if it was me and Woods. Here's a picture of the two guys on their shoulder who look skinny. The skinny app. He just got you guys right back. You joke about me? You're going to have to make it through that burrito, fatty. You Mexican fatty? Make it through that boob. I can't understand you guys. I can't hear you see your piñata. Your pork-filled piñata. Hey, what do you put in your piñata? Bacon bits? Pork. Pull your fat tongue out of the way. He actually is not like a papier-mâché pig. It's an actual pig. It's a big, giant head hanging from his mask in the house. You just call that lunch. His kasha. His adobe kasha. We are adobe kasha.
Casa with your big fat Mexican roasted pig with pig bits in it. Oh my gosh. With bacon bits. The pig has bacon in his mouth. Hey, Mikey, I bet you go. I don't know what's happening right now. I bet you go to Honey Baked Ham and you're like, hey, do you have pig wrapped pigs? Give me the biggest pig you got. Hey, Mikey, you used to snort cocaine, but you snort sausage now. You know, Mikey, alcohol is a gateway drug to bacon. Clearly. Why don't you mention bacon in your testimony, fatty? Oh, my gosh. Here's my imitation, Mikey. Eat a pig. Then I got drunk and turned in and started... What's Shania Twain doing? Oh, boy. She writes about it all in her new book from this moment on. Shania Twain, good morning to you. Good morning. When I first saw this book, I thought, you know, this is a very private lady. I've never read a lot about you where you have opened up about yourself. I'm buying the book. Weird. You really do in this book, and you describe it as a sort of emotional cleansing for you. Why the change of heart?
I would say it's a periodic change of heart in a sense. It's a phase that I'm going through. It's a period of my life where I need to focus on that. I wouldn't say that I'll be an open book for the rest of my life and career, but it's something I feel I need to face head on at the moment. Why do you say that? Because I am genuinely a very private person, and I've probably been just too closed and... I feel... So sorry for her. I feel like her career is on a downswing, so she's all of a sudden trying to get back in the line. Gotta get a jump started. Yeah, if she didn't want, if she was feeling so sad still, why would she be releasing it for everyone to read about? She just finished writing it. I'm a private person for me. How about it's part of the process? Now I need to make a little more money because I want to, you know. Everyone feels sorry for me. You ever just demonize a person that got hurt? Up to now, probably more close than one. It was good for me. Every celebrity has a book nowadays.
She sleeps with her husband for purposes other than conception. I would feel so much better, and I would be on her side if she hadn't married her ex-best friend's former husband. Or if she had sex with her husband for purposes other than conception. Thank you, Jay. Hey, I read here that she surgically removed her private parts just so that he could not... do anything with her. Even for any purpose. I read she's like Jamie Lee Curtis. Yeah. She's got them both. I think they call it Hemaphrodite. Yep. Hermaphrodite. Hermaphrodite. It's like a Greek goddess. Hermaphrodite. And I also feel that a lot of that was just a bit of fear and anxiety. Crazy news. Give her a break. Bipolar. Her husband slept with her best friend. Yeah, it's awful. Can we move on before I punch them? I feel sharing and giving testimony to a lot of things I've experienced in life will do more good for others than it would do.
Keeping it to myself. And it also forces me a little bit out of my comfort zone, which is necessary for all part of this healing. You know, just something, one thing scary every day kind of thing. Yeah, and your life became very public fodder. It really did, at least for the tabloids. And you write about this around, basically the last 50 pages are about what happened to your marriage. And you're very upfront about it. You talk about, I guess this was your best friend, Marianne. And you say that allegedly she had a... Affair with your husband. That infidelity led to divorce. And you write something that I think a lot of women are going to relate to. So if I can read this back to you. My friend was now a backstabber. My husband was now my backstabber's new love interest. They were open about their intolerance of my grief and impatient for me to get over it. But change was... Holy cow. Alleged, Mike. It's alleged. They never admitted to it. Sounds familiar. Alleged. Sounds like something we've been hearing on the Mikey show. Have you ever heard of innocent until... Proven guilty? Yeah. Proven guilty. Yeah, we should believe the guy that's married to her former best friend. She's married to her former best friend's husband, dude. I think. Alleged. You can't. Hey, LLB said it. LLB said it. Alleged.
You mean she married a single guy on the market? Yeah, alleged. After an alleged affair? After an alleged affair. Meredith is probably just trying to be careful. You know what's really good for your kids to write all about your husband and bash him in a book and then go on the most popular shows and then tell the world about alleged affairs and then the kid has to go to school and deal with it. It is her bad. It's a alleged affair. I've never admitted to it. Guess what? You know whose kid doesn't have to deal with that? The father that doesn't cheat. Or the mother that doesn't marry the ex. Allegedly. They both are at fault. Like any death would take time. Oh, wait. We got something awesome. Can we do this now, though? Yeah, we're going to have to. All right. Howard Wosden. This is great, dude. With everything that happened with Osama bin Laden being killed the other day. He was killed by... Now, I don't know if this is a true... I'm going to ask Howard. Howard, are you there? Yes, good morning. Is this Mikey? Yes, it is. Welcome to the show. Now, the team, the SEAL team that went in and killed Osama bin Laden, were they officially a part of the SEAL Team 6? You know as much about that as I do, Mikey. I'm being told it's SEAL Team 6. I will say that this has their footprint, if you know what I mean. Okay. And you were a member of SEAL Team 6.
That's right. I was a member of SEAL Team 6 until I was shot in the whole Black Hawk Down incident. Wow. Now, Howard Wasden is retired from the Navy now, but was in the Navy. He was in the Navy until November of 1995. Twelve years, he was a Navy SEAL. And he can talk about what happened in the Black Hawk Down incident in Somalia. I think it's also important to let people know he has a book called Seal Team Six, Memoirs of an Elite Navy Seal Sniper. You've done what so few people in the world will ever, ever do. And so, Howard, I have some questions for you. Okay, go ahead. This team that moved in and killed Osama bin Laden with the experience that you had. How long would training for a mission like that take? See, Mike, everything is intelligence-driven. For it to go that smooth, my gut feeling is they had weeks or months to train for it. But keep in mind, when you're talking about SEAL Team 6, you're talking about a Tier 1 counterterrorist unit that can do an extremist op, which means fly from point A to point B, go ahead and do it with very little briefing and get it over with. Now, having said that, the fact that everything went so well,
Intel's saying that they had a compound built. Now you're able to be much more precise and much more fluid and train and do what you call your dirt dive, your movement from room to room, et cetera. And, of course, that stacks a little bit more of the odds in your favor. So the bottom line is it's intelligence-driven and how much time you have based on the intelligence you're given. So, in other words, they had... Sort of a model, a life-sized model of the compound that they stormed, that they practiced in? That's my understanding. That's pretty awesome. Now, the one thing that we were wondering about these guys as they went in, and this would be something that you could answer since you were a member. We're talking to Howard Wasden, who was a member of SEAL Team 6, an elite. And what did you call it, Tier 1? Tier 1s. I'm just going to assume that what that means is that a Tier 1 Navy SEAL means that it's the absolute most skilled Navy SEAL that there is. You've got to keep in mind, all Navy SEALs, in my opinion, are very skilled and special. SEAL Team 6 has a unique mission that requires very, very advanced CQB, which is close quarters battle. And, you know, that's what makes them the tip of the spear. That's why they got this op.
In that regard, as far as the close quarters battle and the support, that's what differentiates SEAL Team 6 from any of the other SEAL teams. They're so highly trained, they know how to control their emotions. But if it were you and you were going into a mission like this, are you scared or have they taught you how to be calm? There is no such thing as not being a little afraid when the bullets start flying. If anybody ever tells you, Mikey, that they weren't afraid a little bit during a firefight, they're either lying to you or they've lost their minds. I would not want to personally go into battle with anybody who didn't have a healthy amount of fear. That is your sympathetic nervous system kicking in, your fight or flight. Certain endorphins are released. You become more acute in your hearing, sight, reflexes. So a certain amount of fear is good. Now, what separates people like that from a coward like Bin Laden is you're able to control that fear, channel it.
And still execute your op. In a mission like this where they're going, you know, because one of the things that just we were stunned by. And I'm looking at yesterday's cover of the New York Times. Yesterday's cover of the New York Times. The headline reads, behind the hunt for bin Laden. They've got a diagram of the compound. seven foot high privacy wall, an internal gate, a 10 foot wall that's 200 feet long, a 12 foot wall, very high walls. And then once they get through all of that, then they got to get into the compound. You know, when you get in and you're able to start your mission, I got to guess that he's got a lot of people that are prepared to kill you. If you come in. So, I mean, in the most layman of terms, how do you defend that? You mean how do you assault that? Yes. Well, if I was doing this, and it's Tactics 101, so I'm not giving anything away, I would definitely have some type of cover fire to it, maybe some snipers or whatever on the ground or in the helos to cover me on the way in.
But listening to the way this compound was constructed, it does sound like it was built to keep somebody out. Makes you kind of wonder how come nobody in Pakistan thought this was odd. But from there, that's why this team is so special. They know how to breach, which means gain access. They know how to fight from room to room. And that's basically all I can say about the tactics, guys. Wow. That's amazing. Now, are you able to tell us if the type of weapons that the SEAL Team 6 uses are the type that have the red laser beam that you put the beam on them? Are you even able to tell us that? You know, there's a ton of ops that require different types of weapons. I know when I was at SEAL Team 6, I probably had, at a minimum, eight to ten different types of weapons, not counting my sidearm. So it's all mission-dependent. We have used that type of technology before, but as far as this op, I have no idea. I can guess what type of weapons they use, but I have no idea as to the technology for optics or anything else like that. Take a guess. If it was me, I'll put it that way. If it was me, I would have wanted probably an A4 weapon.
And if I was on the perimeter with some type of night vision capability, and if I was going into the house with just open sights so I could gain a sight picture quickly. Fair enough? That's fair enough. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I'm sorry. Howard Wasden has written a book called SEAL Team 6, Memoirs of an Elite Navy SEAL Sniper. And I'll tell you, you have an insight into this thing that... none of us could ever have because of what you've done. It takes a whole different type of human being to be able to do what you've done. And thank you for your service to our country. And thank you for your insight. And I can't wait to take a look at this book. Sounds good, guys. And hey, God bless our troops. God bless our troops, man. Thank you very much, Howard. All right. Appreciate it. That's Howard Wosden. Freaking incredible. Really cool. Still didn't get to Gaga's writer. We'll do that when we come back. Also want to play buzzword? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So call us 5701-949. Pick me, Sienna, Woods, or L.O.B. That stuff's hooey. You got to have a screw loose to go in for that sort of thing. Call 5701-9. Or shoot him a text at 949mikey at gmail.com. I got the world by the tail. More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes. Yeah, boy. On FM 94.9. San Diego Radio has never mobilized this type of takeover.
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Some old Texas road, small town. I like it. I lived there. I didn't like it then. Sitting in the bed of the truck. Drinking ice cold. Oh, yeah. Disgusting, but I'll do it. Mike, a group of white men beat me up there one time. And then had their way with me. I'll never go back to Texas. But hey, enjoy your fantasy of what it's like. I'm good. You just keep listening to that music. It makes you happy. Crawling in my own skin over here. Yeah, because it brings back memories of my beating and rape. I have an armadillo tail stuck in my arm still. Y'all see my knees? That's gravel. Yep. Okay, I ain't going to say no more about it. And it ain't ever coming out. Ain't ever coming out. Better play in my head. See where on top of my head where it says boat? I'm about to see that. It says Justin. It says size 11.
Yeah, there's four big honky boys they took me. Look at my back. It says Tony Llama. Right across the back. You're at the back. They branded me. Yeah. It was a real fun summer, Mike. See that? A 4-H ranch on my butt. Yeah, that was good. They were country strong, all right. Yeah, can't wait to go back. It just shows anybody can sing country. No. Well, I came to California. Escaped the beatings. Torturous rapes, too. Torturous. There's bad. I mean, sometimes rape ain't funny, all right? Yeah. There's just some times where it just ain't that funny. Can't even walk on grass anymore because they may eat grass. That's right. That's how come I don't eat moo. Sienna, what's going on in the news? A little update for you on the 163 shooting. Remember the 58-year-old man, the transient, Stephen Dragasitz. He's been held since April 22nd when he was arraigned.
But yesterday, his bail was set at $2 million. Wow. And this is, again, he was in charge of the shooting on the 163 that actually hit a college student and damaged another car. And a defendant had been held since, like I said, April 22nd. But yesterday, the deputy public defender asked the judge that he be entitled to have bail set. Yeah, $2 million. He has a preliminary hearing for June 13th. Also, you're never going to believe this. Some Native Americans are slamming the CIA for using Geronimo as bin Laden's code name. Really? Yes, Loretta Toole, she's a top staffer for the Senate Indian Affairs Committee. And she herself and she's, you know, speaking out for a lot of Native Americans saying that they feel that the codename Geronimo was awful. Bin Laden, you know, it's just, I don't really know why that's so bad. Geronimo?
I don't either. I don't understand it. He's a famous... He's a hero to the Native American people. Well, she says that it's inappropriate to link Geronimo... I agree, actually. ...who she called one of the greatest Native American heroes, you know, to one of America's most hated enemies. Well, maybe the reason that they called it that was because they were thinking of us as the Geronimo. Exactly. No, he was codenamed Geronimo. We got to go in and get codenamed Geronimo. Yeah, he was. What if they called him, like... Hitler or like the villain, then we might be able to figure it out. Saying like Geronimo is, I don't know. Well, they're calling a villain, they're calling a hero. What if we called him Lincoln or something like that? I mean, it's like, it's just a code word. Would you be offended if they called the code name was Jesus? Yeah. Yeah. So they have a right to be offended. It was his code name. It was Osama's code name. I know, I get that. So what if they said his code name was... Abraham Lincoln. Yeah. Yeah, I think that would be bad. I don't think so. After Bin Laden was dead, the military sent the message, Geronimo E-K-I-A, which means enemy killed in action. Wow. And that's what they're saying is inappropriate. If you were a famous comedian that was like well-known and like on Saturday Night Live and they went in to kill Bin Laden and they named Bin Laden, codenamed Lauren O'Brien, would you be like, that's kind of odd? I get it. Why are you calling him Lauren O'Brien?
Yeah, I guess so. Has there only been one Geronimo? I don't know. I mean, you don't hear that very often. I thought this morning when Sienna first told me that. Maybe they met Geronimo Smith. Yeah. Geronimo Johnson. From Cleveland. He's from El Cajon. Geronimo Johnson. He's on my baseball team. Yeah, Geronimo Johnson. He's on the Tipsy Crows. Mm-hmm. Sienna, when you told me this morning, I thought you said they got mad because they yelled, like, Geronimo. I thought the name of the operation originally was Geronimo. Yeah, I was unsure, but no. If they codenamed Bin Laden Geronimo, if I was a Native American, I'd be like, Really? Yeah. Leave us alone. I would, too. I mean... Woodsy, what's going on in sports? Well, in the NBA playoffs in the Western Conference semifinals last night, the Oklahoma City Thunder, who are playing the Memphis Grizzlies, which is just crazy. I mean, these are two pretty young teams. Oklahoma City actually evened the series last night. Kevin Durant, 26 points. And the Miami Heat won two in a row at home against the Boston Celtics. I hope they close it out. 102-91. Now they go to Boston to play three. There you go. All right. So, Sienna, tell me what was on Gaga's rider. And then we're going to play buzzword. Well, for one, no one is allowed in the arena with studded belts or bracelets. That makes sense. Really? Yeah. Yeah, they use them to whack people with. Oh. That's not just.
Yeah, that's all cons. Oh, I didn't know that. Okay. Or a lot of cons. She wants four Coke Zeros, a container of guacamole, Mikey. Mikey. And Quaker weight control oatmeal. Mikey. Mikey. Oh, you know that's not true. The room needs to have three separate electrical circuits, not just outlets. Must have access to internet, TV with cable, and a DVD player. One large comfortable sofa, one sofa chair, two end tables, one coffee table, five lamps, floor or table with working bulbs, one selection of small assortments of power, okay? One full-length dressing mirror, a rolling clothing rack, three two-meter trestle tables with linens and skirts. Two standard folding chairs. One cushioned office style chair. Two office size trash cans, small and clean. Because someone has to do that work. Yeah. I've done that work. I have no problems. I don't think it's that bad. This one's not bad. I've had much not like that. You haven't done stuff like that. Oh, I've totally done stuff like that. I've like picked Skittles and colors and stuff like that.
You haven't moved dressers and had to go get dressers. I've done the riders and I did catering and I had to go from store to store to try to find a certain kind of iced tea. Who cares? That's nothing. We had all kinds of requirements. Imagine you're going to a freaking furniture store and you've got to pick up. That's rude. I had to pick up an $11,000 organ and have it in their dressing room. Mine's worth $11,000. There's plenty of places you can call and rent furniture. It's not that big a deal. Or you can just steal it. No, it's not. There's party rental places that come and deliver it. It's a long list. I don't see how any of this is that far out of which you imagine. Four unscented candles, one box of tissue, three fans, one heater, a cool mist humidifier. Your writer's much more involved in that, Mikey. Three coffee pots. Here's what my writer would say. A Keurig coffee pot this week. And that's it. Three different colored pens. 17 different Sharpies. A special mic. I would have a comfortable chair. This brand of pen. The chair couldn't be too firm or too soft. These products from Grooming Lounge. I need these three forms of replay. Poo drops. Poo drops. How dare you. You guys.
make it seem like I'm a diva. I'm not a diva. I'm particular. And I get all my own junk. Sure, you do get all your own stuff. I get all my own junk, but I like very particular things. I like Sharpies. They have to be fine point. They gotta be this. They gotta be that. And this is how you prepare for your job. So she needs to have... This is what she does, yeah. And she knows she's going to have an entourage with her. She's probably run into a thousand situations where she's like, there's no rack to put all these weird outfits on. I can't see in here with enough lighting because the lighting always sucks in the green rooms. I don't know. Which is true. And the light bulbs are always broken. If you don't think that this is outrageous, I can only imagine what your... No, mine would be very simple, but considering she's one of the biggest stars out there right now. Just because you're a big star doesn't mean you have to act like one. But she's got a whole entourage of people with her. A large sofa. A sofa chair. Hits the one in our studio. Dude, I bought that thing. I know, how did it get in here? Movers, engineers.
I paid for it to have it delivered, and the engineers moved it in here. We're stationary here. We work here. She's on the road all the time, so she wants to have the best possible environment. I would want a sofa. Yeah, I'd want a sofa. You want a place to sit. Plus, what am I going to do? I can't move a sofa. That's what I'm saying. Neither can she. But she shouldn't be asking for one. It's her mobile home for the week. This is every venue. Sometimes she's there for three nights at a time. Every venue? Yeah, but they're there for hours, you know, getting ready during the show, and they want to hang out, get comfortable, whatever gets them ready. Imagine coming to a venue, and you've been down in the dark bowels of, like, say, the sports arena. You walk in, and it's four concrete walls, cold, and a fluorescent light. Click. There you go. Happy birthday. You want to get in the zone and get ready. I would hate the road. Yeah, and the rider comes when you negotiate your contract. So they're like, all right, if this is how much it's going to cost to, like, fulfill her request, then that goes into how much we pay her. Yeah. Well, you're kind of getting me with that, but, I mean, I remember one time I did this event. Sorry. Sorry, dude. It's killing me. It's killing me. I look over at Woods. It's killing me. It's killing me. I look over at Woods, and he's got his thumb.
knuckle deep in that left nostril. It hurts. Just jamming it. He was the hand sanitizer. I wasn't saying a word because my nose is going... It's got a pulse of its own. Sorry, I love you. Wash your hands. Stop throwing stuff on the ground after you're in your nose. He's pulling out. You're a filthy monster. It hurts. I got an ingrown hair and it hurts so bad. We should all have your... Maybe. Just wait. Maybe. Go to the bathroom. No. You can wait. Oh, my gosh. What if I was just sitting here picking my nose? I wouldn't care. Yes, you would. No, I wouldn't. It's distracting. I'm sorry. Not only that, but now there's Wood's nose hairs on the ground. Then he stuck his tweezer fingers in and he pulled out a full bouquet. A bouquet. Of hairs. And he flicked it on the ground. He's doing it again. It's killing me.
Really, dude? Really? What's the matter? Jealous. Yes. So jealous. Shut up. Shut up. Stop. Move on. Yeah, move forward. We're not live, are we? Yeah, we are. That's the problem. You know, I'm sorry if I offended you. I didn't know you were so sensitive. Well, guess what? Guess what? I am. You know, I'm sorry if I offended you. You already said it. I didn't know you were so sensitive. Well, I am. and trolls. Exactly. Okay, fine. Maybe I'm a fool. Maybe I'm a troll. But I'm not sticking my fingers in my nose. Inside of my nose and pulling out a full bouquet of hair nose. Or nose hair. Hair nose. Hair nose. Well, that's done you good, didn't I? Hair nose. Hair nose. Oh, shut up. Shut up. Stop. Move forward. You're the hair nose. You're not on drugs, bro. The hair, nose, and throat doctor. The first one's free, the next one goes in your mouth. Oh, really? Ew, without... Really? It goes in your mouth. Bring me Dr. Clown Shoes. Maybe you can help me. I'm sitting right here. All right, let's play... Oh, boy. Do we have time? Oh, boy. What's the word? What's the word? Do we have time to play buzzword? If we do it quick, we can. We could do it. Do we ever do it quick? M1 Rick from Escondido. I am here. Who do you want?
I will take L.O.B. That's a good choice. She wins all the time. She's guaranteed to win this time. No, I'm not. Shut up. M1 Whitney from San Diego. Who do you want? I want you, Mikey. All right. Bad choice. Hang on. Good line. M1 Estog from Escondido. Who do you want? Sienna. All right. Woods was confident on that one. I was confident that she would pick me. M1 Jake from Point Loma. You got Woods. You get me. You're stuck with Woods. Thank you. Hang on a line. What's the word, Jake? What is the word? Well, I should tell you, first off, we're playing for Lunch for Two at On the Borders Mexican Grill, celebrating Cinco de Mayo at all four locations. Just on the border. It's not plural. Cinco de Mayo. What, Mac? On the borders. There's a lot of borders. There's a border of Canada. There's a border of Mexico. It's on the borders, all right? I'm going to kill you, Scotty. I'm going to kill you. What's the word? He's going to give us a word, and then he's going to give us a hint. Okay. Incorporate the word. The word is out. O-U-T. All right. My heart is racing. Me too. Let fear stop you at the last moment. Woods. Woods. Oh, man. Stop yelling into the microphone, Woods. I'm not. Are you? Somebody who quit school. Drop it! Mikey! Mikey. Yes, I quit school. That's good. Latrine. What? That's the son of a... What? It's a latrine. Latrine. I've never heard of it.
The edge of town. Outskirts! Oh, look at you. Come on! Mad Mexican on you. Mad Mexican on you. One not in good physical shape. Out of shape! I'll give it to both of you because it is both of you. You guys would know. Takes two to know to. I'm going to give it to both of you. You can chew on it later, fat. Mikey, do you like fast domino? I bet you do. The boys are tied with three. Gosh. Surfing term for falling off the board. Write that out. Lauren got that one. Maybe I get one right. Mistake film footage. Outtakes. Wow. I'm giving that to Mikey. You are assing me right now. He was looking in here. Yeah, I was looking in here. Plus, I don't swallow the mic. Yeah. That was BS. Sienna even called it. I can't help it. She's not in charge. Maybe I did it. Run that tape. Here we go. That's horse ass. Okay. Calm down. It's just a game. Yes, dude. Aloof or gone for a midday meal. Out to lunch. Darn it. Oh, wow. Mike and Woods are both tied with four. Lauren is one. Robert Redford, Meryl Streep. Out of Africa. Out of Africa. Oh, my gosh. He is a bat out of hell right now. You need to be. I'm, like, scared even here. You need to be institutionalized. He clearly does.
Use cunning to defeat. Outsmart! Outwit! Outwit! Outwit! It's both. I think Lauren got outwit first. I said outwit, outsmart! Use cunning to defeat. How can you not understand that? So wait, is that Lauren or Lauren? It's outwit. Was it outwit? It was outsmart and outwit. What? They're both on there? Are we done? We have one more. In its eyes is the... What is it? Eyes. The word is eyes. The word is eyes. Why are you making it so confusing, Jay? I'm so confused. Eyes. Sinatra. Blue eyes. Old blue eyes. Old blue eyes. Oh, my gosh. There we go. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Oh, my gosh. Thank you for making me. I love you. Sorry. Sorry. Had to battle back from getting hosed. He feels real good. Hosed. Oh, wow. You need a hose on you. Ever a sore winner? Yes.
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What did he say? He's unbelievable. What did he say? I didn't have my headphones on. He said, use some Glade. Meaning you're coming back to the bathroom. And then that giggle. His poor daughters, man. Oh, I know. How about his daughter's boyfriends? Where y'all going? About his wife. What y'all don't do? You don't do that, do you, Jay? You don't do that. You know me. You talk to them like that? You don't say that. You do that as a joke? Everybody gets it. It's not just you guys. I know, but I wouldn't think that you would say that to your daughter's boyfriends as a joke. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. You'll go, where are y'all going? Yeah, I'll ask crazy questions. What y'all going to do? Will you do that? Yeah. Nah. Where are you taking my daughter? Oh, I'm totally that guy. What? They're like, we're just going to In-N-Out. I bet you are going to In-N-Out. I'm scared to death of it.
You knock her up, you're a dead man. I ain't taking care of a kid. I'll tell you that. He would take care of a kid. What's your name, Josh? Is it Josh? My name is Mike. Hey, Mike. How you doing, Mr. Isbell? It's a pleasure to meet you. I hear you on the radio. How are you? Pleasure to meet you, too. Hey. Are you serious? Oh, yeah. Were you in the war? No, they've gone missing you. Why? Did they beat her up or something? No, they touched her. So don't touch her, okay? Oh, God won't, I promise. I mean, like, they'll never find you. I have a place. That is true. I believe it. Hey, from a guy that knows a guy. How come you stopped making eye contact? Yeah. Why'd you stop looking at me? I'm not. I have something in my eye. I say something. There's a guy that knows a guy. That knows a guy. Knows nothing. If you know what I mean. I don't have any idea what you're talking about. Why do you have a toothpick in your mouth? That toothpick's been here since the 80s.
Can I have something to eat? Yeah, I'll give you something to eat. You want a knuckle sandwich? Will that fill you up? I just opened your refrigerator and there's nothing in it. Oh, there's something in there. What's in there? You ever seen the movie Pulp Fiction? Oh, yeah. Remember the gimp? Yeah. He's in there? No, I'm going to take you into the cellar. I'm going to gimp you. You're not gimpin' me, pal. I'll tell you that. I'm gonna gimp you up real good. Gimp you. He's probably got a gimp in his basement. One of Liberty's ex-boyfriends in a box somewhere. Help me. Help me. Help me. Oh, wow. Now he's just worrying people. Jay's too fine to do anything like that. I'm way too kind. He's a kind person. Love it. I guess you just have to go wake him up now, won't you? Come on down the cellar. So, how'd y'all meet? The radio station I work at. I was at an event. She was there. How old are you? 22. 22? That's funny, because that's what we're going to go look at right now. Oh, my God.
I'm going to look at a 2010. You have a 22? I sure do. As soon as we get down into the cellar, I'm going to stick it in your mouth. Oh, my gosh. I'm not kidding. Hey, Mr. Isbell. Yeah. Why is there a Revolutionary War musket on the wall? Oh, my gosh. Because I took it off the hands of a Confederate after I knocked him. That was 1822. Why is there a picture of you and Warren Harding standing next to each other? First of all, that's a sketch. Why does your hand over my mouth smell like gunpowder? Why is that bottle of chloroform there in the corner? It ain't gunpowder. Musket powder. Never trace the bullet that way. That's right. Let's see. Maxim Magazine released their list of top 100 hottest women. You guys have guesses? Yeah. Let's hear them. Mila Kunis. Mila Kunis. Number five. January Jones. Not here in front of me. That's a person? That's a human? Yeah, she's beautiful. This list is... I'll go through it.
Brooklyn Decker. I'm sure she's on it, but this one I have is just a bunch of the most well-known ones. Except for the number one, who I'd never even heard of before. But her name is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. And she was the girl that replaced Megan Fox in the Transformers franchise. She's really pretty. I'm Betty Grable. She's 24 years old. Black Dinner. Faye Ray. And Frank. Faye Dunaway. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Rosie Perez. Is dating Jason Statham. I bet you like Rosie Perez. Don't you mind? These were lovely women that you're talking about. Betty Buckley used to be on 8 is enough. Betty Boop. She was a mom on 8 is enough. Betty Buckley. You should have been there. Olivia Munn landed the number two spot. Katy Perry number three. This next one. Judy Dench. It's Dame. The number four spot for the Maxim's Hot 100 list goes to Cameron Diaz. What? Get out of town. Is she Woods? Isn't she? Last time I saw a mouth like that, I had a hook in it. No, she's like, I don't know. She was. Yeah, she was. She was doing the mask. Dude, something about Mary, she is like, oh my.
Oh, yeah. Hey, listen, if we can get that DeLorean up to 88, fly back to 1992. She had her chance. Why is she back on the list? I don't know. Like I said, Mila Kunis is number five. Catherine Middleton, no longer Kate, actually came in at number 26. Scarlett Johansson is number 14 spot. Anne Hathaway and Natalie Portman are number seven. She got number seven. Natalie Portman got number eight. Rihanna. She showed it. Rihanna, number 22. And Britney Spears, number 12. 25. Still making that list. Who's number one? I told you. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Rosie Perez. The girl that replaced Megan Fox for Transformers. Where's Kirstie Alley on that list? That's what I want. Yeah. She's so foxy. Civil Shepard. Cheryl Ann. Cheryl Tease. Cheryl Tease. What about that lesbian from Three's Company? Is she on there? She was a lesbian? What about Mrs. Roper? It should just say Mrs. Ms. Roper. What about Angela? What about Angela? Oh, Moner. Redhead, Moner. The words in your mouth. Let your voice be heard on The Mikey Show now. Why don't you tell me the whole story? Time to wake up, sir. Call 570-1949. Or shoot him a text at 949mikey at gmail.com. Shut up. More of The Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9.
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KBZT San Diego, a Lincoln Financial radio station. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. If it isn't in high definition, I don't even want to see it. Lauren. So I'm cheap and I went to YouTube instead of iTunes just to be able to listen to it. Woods. Without my mom and my wife, I'm a kite without a string, my friend. Sienna. I wish cat's tails would go down and not up. And Jay. I would rather dance than play baseball. On FM 94.9. Tonight's 8 o'clock album, Radiohead. Gary. Pablo, honey, 80% of my wife's television watching is the Oprah Network. Oh, boy. Okra. They have some good stuff. Do they? Help me, Oprah Winfrey! Own. It's called Own. Yeah. Okra Winfrey Network. Yeah. It's not in high def. How does a tape... Oh, that's too bad. How does a network...
How does Oprah have a network it's not in high definition? How does anybody have a network it isn't in high definition? How does anybody have a channel? How is there a channel not in high definition? Why do you want to see them in high definition? What's the big deal? Women don't really care. You don't? Not really. I could be watching and I won't know if it's high def or not. And then Todd will say, why don't you watch it in high def? And he'll change it. I'm like, oh yeah, there is a difference. But I don't care. There is a difference. Yeah, the difference is like what it looks like underwater and what it looks like in dry land. I don't really care and I don't think that many women really care. I don't need to see my news reporters in high def. You can see all the imperfections. I don't care. It's too close up. I like to see like Shark Week in high def, but that's probably about it. Or action movie. or something like that. I don't want anything. There's not one single thing that should be in standard definition on television. Nothing. How do we ever survive without high def? I know. Well, you survive, but it's just way better. Yeah. It's way, way, way, way, way better. It's not way better if we don't notice a difference. Well, if you can't notice, well, the only way you, well, if you put them side by side, you can notice a difference. There's no question. People always say that, but I'm like, oh yeah, now I can see it. This doesn't, I don't really care. Certain shows. Same way. Like, wow.
Don't really care. Sports is a big one. If you watch sports in low def, you're like... Anytime I order a movie on demand, they can give you the regular version or the HD version for a dollar more. I'm like, I guess I'll get the HD version, but I don't really care. Oh my gosh. The high definition, I think, changed everything. For me, high definition is the difference between... It's like the invention of the hot water heater. You could suddenly have hot water in your house. Yeah. I guess I just need to see them side by side again or something. Oh, yeah. Because I don't know. I don't watch that much TV, but when I do, I'm like, I can't. I don't know if it's an HD channel or not. Well, I don't have my glasses on right now. I like flat screens because they look really nice. Much nicer than the other TV, but that's about it. Oh, wow. Well, let's see. Hang on the wall. I don't have my glasses. It's not going to make a difference for me. Yeah, that's standard def. Yep. It looks awful. Now let's go back.
Okay. Let's go back to the other channel. Hit last. Previous, it says on there. It's an ad for Judge Judy. Here we go. This is a good radio. Hit the feast button. Feast button. Hit the feast button. Okay, I can kind of tell. Is that high def? Yeah. I can kind of tell even with that. Kind of, but like... I'm surprised. I can tell, but like, whatever. We got to do this one. The mummified former playmate. Former playmate, they found mummified in her home. Now, this woman is 82 years old. Her name is Yvette Vickers, and her body was found in her home on April 27th, possibly as long...
As a year. As a year. After she died. That is a crazy story. Yes. Now, the neighbor, Susan Savage, she is the one that discovered the body upstairs in her house. She went into the house because she saw all the letters in her mailbox were like yellow. They'd been in there for so long. And there was cobwebs in the mailbox. And so she's like, what is going on? I haven't seen this woman in a long time. In a year. Gets into the house and the body, it was mummified. Oh, my gosh. But doesn't mummified mean wrapped up? Yeah, no. No, it was, like, decomposed. Well, it's dried, too. It's, like, petrified. Petrified. Oh, and... Dried out. Okay. Yeah. Skilly, someone went in there and wrapped her up. Well, she was a 50-foot woman, so... Huh? That was a movie she was in. Yeah, she was in a 50-foot woman. She was in Attack of the Giant Leeches. Y'all didn't see it? Yeah, it came. It was a talkie. Yeah, talkie salad. Police say they saw no signs of foul play. Brilliant. Oh, my gosh. But, yeah, she was a Playboy Playmate. You're damn right she was. Back in the 50s. Back in the days where you just bared your bottom and you were a playbait. Yeah, really. Yeah, I had the first one that was made out of stone. It was a stone tablet and they actually chiseled her likeness onto that. Her butt. It was just her butt. Well, back then, that's all you could show. That's all I needed. That's all I needed, boy. I was 15 at the time. 15? Yep, it was 1492. That is so sad. Isn't that when Columbus sold the ocean blue? Like, how do you get to that point where, like, no one notices that you died for a year? For a year. I have a morbid question.
I wonder how long it takes for a body to not... About a year. I read that there was a space heater still running. Next to her. How does the electricity not get dried right now? Maybe it dried her... It was all instant bill pay. Who knows? But I read there was a small space heater and it was still... I read the same thing. How does that not start a fire too, by the way, for a year? That's a very good brand. That's that space heater's next ad. Hi, I'm John from so-and-so heaters, and we actually... Don't start fires. Yeah, our heater stayed lit for one full year and mummified a body. Oh, my gosh. Did not start a fire. But I do want to know, like, I wonder if somebody were in a house, how long it would take until... It wasn't noticeable anymore. Let's find out. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. Morbid question. Yeah. If there was a picture of it, would you look at it? Of course, yeah. Ew. Yeah, I mean, I think that's, you know, science. I probably would too, but I wouldn't like it. I would too, but just for a second. It'd be like a train wreck. I'd be like, oh God, okay, take it away.
Charlie Sheen is saying that he did not shoot Kelly Preston, that she shot herself. That is John Travolta's current wife. Yes, John Travolta's current wife, who apparently dated everyone. Now, when this happened, I was only five years old. This happened in 1990. So I obviously don't remember it. But Charlie Sheen, he's on tour right now. And he was doing his My Violent Torpedo of Truth. And he was in Vancouver on Monday night. And this is when he decided he was going to talk about this. Now, it hasn't been discussed for years and years and years. But apparently, Kelly Preston was... there was some sort of shooting injury. Do you guys remember that? Back in the 90s. And he said back right when it happened, he knew he was going to be blamed for it because the two of them were engaged and it was serious and they were the only ones in the house. And he says his version is what happened. He was downstairs drinking coffee when he heard a shot from upstairs. He said he went over to the stairs and saw Kelly Preston standing naked at the top of the stairs covered in blood. He said that...
Kelly had picked up a pair of his pants in the bathroom, and there was a revolver that was in the pocket, and it fell to the ground and discharged, and he said that the bullet hit the toilet, and either shrapnel or a piece of porcelain from the toilet ricocheted and hit Kelly Preston. Now, he said, of course, he knew he was going to be blamed for it, and he was for a while. It's normal that he had a pistol on his jeans. I know. Kind of scary. The whole thing is awful, but their engagement was obviously broken off after that. Shoot a girl and a gun. Oh, my gosh. I mean, I didn't do anything. Oh, really? Like, your wife's never dropped your jeans and shot herself with porcelain from the toilet? Your wife's never stood at the top of the stairs bleeding profusely from your reform. Naked. Naked. It was in your jeans that fell on the floor, hit the toilet, the porcelain shot, hit you in the gut. Are you trying to tell me you've never been downstairs drinking a cup of coffee, minding your own business to having it? when all of a sudden you hear a bullet fly and hit the toilet and ricochet off. Hello. That's amazing. You can't get much hotter than Kelly Preston was in 1990. You just can't do it. I didn't know about any of this or that she dated him or anything. So I'm like, wow, she just had a baby. She dated John Travolta. She seems so low-key. She's probably like, thanks for bringing up old times, pal. She dodged a bullet. Well, not really. Oh, boy.
Except she didn't. She didn't really dodge it. She got hit. She actually got hit by that. You got shot by a bullet. Old saying. Sounds like she didn't dodge a bullet, huh? Sounds like she didn't marry Charlie Sheen. She needs to get out of Dodge, it sounds like to me. Sounds like she didn't dodge porcelain, huh? Sounds like she got hit. You know the old saying, sounds like she got hit with porcelain from a bullet. Old Sam Conroe, Texas. Oh, I said it right now. So it makes it old. Oh, my gosh. Hillary, what do you have coming up?
Well, I grabbed the new Manchester Orchestra record because it's the one I can't stop listening to right now. So I'm going to play something off that. New Jane's Addiction, The Strokes, The Toadies, Rise Against, yeah, Florence and the Machine. It's cool when you show your ink. You got your ink. You got your ink going today. It feels like summer. Today's going to be hot. Can I say one really exciting thing, speaking of hot, is that San Diego is rated the 18th best vacation spot in the world. What's the number one? And the third best in the United States. What's the number one? Wow. Best place to vacation in the U.S. San Francisco and then Washington, D.C. in the U.S. And then in the world, Paris. But because we have the zoo, we have SeaWorld, we have the Torrey Pines State Reserve, fish tacos. They're saying all these things are among the draws. There you go. Go San Diego. Enjoy the sunshine. Loving and talented Hillary is up next, and we will see you again tomorrow morning at 6 o'clock. The Mikey Show's out late. Financial media is the music all day and night. It's about the music.