The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 05/04/10

0:00KBZT San Diego, the Lincoln Financial Media Station, the new home of The Mikey Show. This is FM 94.9. I threw my back out laughing yesterday. That's a good thing. Eskimo Blue Waters came in here yesterday, and I was laughing. And the back of my left shoulder is an owie. I don't think she was trying to be funny. I know she wasn't. I just thought she was funny. She was funny, though. Wanting to be dead serious. I think she was. Funny how? Like a clown? Here to amuse you?

1:30I did that for my wife on vacation. She really enjoyed that. Yeah, the wives always love when we do those fake goodfellas or casino bits. She smiled and waited for it to end and it didn't. Please stop, dear. They love that. She didn't say that. She just nodded. Are you done yet? That's what was happening in her head. You almost done? It was funny. It's been funny for the last nine years you've been doing it. Yeah. Maybe you stop now. Maybe I've heard that bit, hon. Suddenly I feel like one of your wives because I think I've been in that position before. Yeah, you have. And then I started. And so that wasn't working on her. I'm like, well, eventually she'll really love this and she'll tell me how much she loves it. So maybe I need to do Tommy's part from Goodfellas 2. Or maybe I need to do Ray Liotta's part. So I go, no, I'm just saying, Tommy, you're funny. It's the way you tell a story. It's the way you tell a story. Oh, my goodness. She doesn't react. Of course not. So I go, no, no, no. He's a big boy. He can talk for himself. How am I funny? What is so funny to you? Oh, dude. Fine. Okay, this is funny, Mike. Guess you're not seeing the same thing I'm seeing, honey, which is just really cool, funny stuff from the movie Goodfellas. What do you want to order? What do you want to order now? You just want to order food? Fine. Let's order dinner. What's going on? I'm Mikey, the host of the show, and you can call us right now, 570-1949.

3:00If I had a broomstick, I would attach it to the back of this chair so I could just lean back into that broomstick. Because when my wife applied thumb pressure to my back yesterday, it felt delightful. Let me come around. Oh, dude, will you do it just for a second? Really? Will someone do it just for a second? Really? Please. We're at work, Mike. I know it, but it will feel so good. It'll relieve me. I'll be good for a while. Thank you, Woods. Gosh, you're a good guy. What's that? Right here. And I'll tell you, lower, lower. Just take your thumb and press it in. Lower. Really weird. Lower to the right. To the right and up a little. Yes. Right there. Push in as hard as you can. Oh, dude, that's so great. Thank you, bro. Oh, my gosh. That is relieving me. Wow, this is dirty. Thank you. Right there. Oh, thank you, Woods. You're a good person. Somebody get ready to hit this dumb button. You're a good person. I'm feeling uncomfortable. Oh, that's so great. Thank you. I feel better. Creeps. It makes it right. 5701-949-949mikey at gmail.com. You want to call us? I'm Mikey. That's Woodsy. He's a good friend helping me out with my back. That's what I do. That's right. What are you implying, Mike? That you two ladies would not help me. I have problems of my own when dealing with my back. You got back props? I am a mess right now. My whole body hurts.

4:23Swollen. I wonder why your back hurts. Yeah, Sienna, it doesn't take a chiropractor to figure out what your deal is. She's pregnant. Almost six months pregnant. They don't just run in the family. They gallop. They gallop. Yeah, but now I have more weight underneath my boobs. You need to get your walking stick. The front of this poor girl's body. It's like pulling me forward. There's a lot of weight up there. Do you sleep on your back? I can't. I have to sleep on my side now. That's what the doctor says. When you're pregnant, you're supposed to sleep on your side and get a body pillow. And it hurts my back even more because all I want to do is just lie flat on my back. Can you not? I mean, I do sometimes, but you can't do it very often. You're supposed to sleep on your side. Yeah. Oh, how uncomfortable. Because it keeps the blood flow to the baby. That baby will be fine. That's right. Lauren is our assistant producer. She is to my right. She is 29 years of age. Her birthday is the day before my wife's birthday. That's right. December 2nd. Sienna is our news girl. And she actually knows how to design her own jewelry. She did. She designed her own wedding ring. Pretty cool. Not my wedding ring, but another ring that I wear. You're like a jewelry designer. No.

5:40I went to a jeweler and told them, these are the diamonds that I want. You didn't sketch it up. The diamonds that I have, and I want to make a ring, and he helped me, and then we, yeah. You didn't sketch it up, like, on your notebook? I sketched some of it. Okay. It looked like a fashion designer sketch, like Isaac Mizrahi did it. Yeah. Good name drop. I know, wow. You shopping at Target lately? Yeah, seriously. Did Oscar de la Renta design it? Gloria Vanderbilt, maybe? I taught him everything he knows, all right? And Jaybird is our producer. He is 46 years old. And that's a dude right there. That's what I'm doing. He's working. Dude, you forgot your boy. Did I not say he was? Yeah, you did. No, you didn't. You said my boy was. No, he didn't. I said you were a really nice person and you did my. That's not really an introduction. All right. Oh, my God. I didn't get an age. I didn't get anything. Woodsy is a diva. A diva. He's 34. He's a bit of a diva.

6:39And he's very clearly got that thumb working again. That's right. He's able to do the paddle collapse because his thumb was messed up. Yeah, he's back in business. Woods is also growing out a mustache. And he told me this morning that he's growing out his hair. Got a new hairdo. Notice it's different today? He looks like a new person. Just try something new, dude. Keep it fresh. Spice it up real good. Kind of the Caesar. A little bit of the Caesar, but... It's just kind of, you know, I just put a little bit of product in and just kind of let it flow today. It's lucky you have a hair, you know? I know. It feels good. It feels good to be different. My wife and I were at the hotel on vacation last week and a Rogaine commercial came on. And this guy on the television is giving a testimonial about Rogaine. And I go, really? Does it? Does it work? Oh, it does? Grows out, huh? Okay. Might as well just get the spray on hair. How about a toupee? If I bought you spray on hair, would you put it on? We should do it just to see what it looks like. Would you wear a wig, Mike? On my bald head. No. Why not? Because I couldn't go through the indignity of knowing that that's what I was doing. Every time he took off his headphones, the wig would fall off. Can you imagine if I'm like Maury from Goodfellas and it sticks and flies to the side? Can you imagine me taking my headphones off, my hair came with it?

8:03Right during the middle of an interview or something. You're the greatest thing ever, Mikey in a toupee. Awful. Nobody should Photoshop Mikey in a toupee. Not a toupee, a full-on wig. A wig. Like Mikey with an afro. Yeah, I would love to see, like, really cool hairstyles and a wig. And I'd throw it on to see. Like, if I had hair, what would I be doing with it right now? What would it look like? What would my hairstyle be? All I know is I remember you with hair. And you look way better now. Oh, yeah. Way better now. You like slick it back. I saw Woods the day I shaved my head in Dallas. The day I did it for the first time. I walked in to a bar. That's where everybody was meeting. It was like a company thing. And I walked in and Woods, he saw me and he goes, Kios! Come here! What's up with this guy? The shaved head. Look at you! And he kissed the top of my head. Of course he did. My bald head. I'd had about 19 drinks at that point. He put his arm around me, and he goes, look at that guy. You must have been really nervous, huh? I've just shaved your head, and you have to debut it. So nervous, and I walk in, and Woods makes a production. But you always need someone to do it, because then it's done, and the awkwardness is over, you know? That's right, that's right. Oh, man. Yeah, I got him. It's a big step. Hey, I want to let everybody know that...

9:30This morning we are going to be making a very big announcement at 7.30. Very big announcement of something that we're going to be doing that is going to be a lot of fun. And it's going to, it's also going to involve charity. It's going to involve you being able to bid on what we're doing. If you want to participate. And you will. And I will already tell you that you're going to want to take a day off next week. That's when it's going to be the thing that we're doing. So we'll tell you all about that at 730. There has been an arrest in the New York car bomb incident. Yeah, the incident that happened Saturday night in Times Square. A Pakistani-American has been arrested at the JFK airport last night. He was getting ready to board a flight to Dubai. How weird that he was leaving. Hurt, sadness, fear. Yeah, yeah. Made me mad. Looking at him on TV, it made me mad. Right? Didn't it? Yeah. So the car that was used in the car bombing was a Nissan Pathfinder, and they traced back the owner of the car, and the owner actually sold the car three weeks ago through Craigslist, and the guy who bought it, this Pakistani-American man named Faisal Shahzad, he bought it just only through cash. He only paid cash, and there was no paperwork exchange, only $1,800. Really? So, yeah, they found the guy.

10:53Went through phone records. They used serial numbers from the engine. Yeah. Checked it out. Found this dude. Said, yeah, I sold some guy. Can you imagine this jerk? What he was going to do? He had a bunch of, like, really cheap little alarm clocks wired to it. And he's a dodo because it wasn't very well done. And the way that the guy even noticed it, the guy that was, like, on the street that noticed it was because there was smoke coming out of it. And, like, ticked. ticks. They were hearing noises. Thank God. Thank God that guy's a moron. You know? Let me tell you. Thank God that guy saw it. Oh, I know. Absolutely. That could have been so bad. Imagine the rocks on the dudes that strap on those bomb vests and go in there. I don't want to think about that. Those dudes. They're in a whole different category of human being. Well, they used a robotic arm to first disarm it and, like, punch through the glass and stuff. Crazy. Imagine their wives. Their poor wives. Oh, my gosh, right? Every day, terrified. Whatever they make, it's not enough. It's not enough. It's not enough. That is the ballsiest thing to do. But anyway, they got this dude. Yeah. And everybody's glad. He was flying to Dubai, you said, Sam? Yep, Dubai.

12:09Topper was over in Dubai not too long ago. Of course he was. He was in Pakistan for five months. He just got back a couple weeks ago. Unbelievable. His character. He's getting his orders. Yeah, he's got a wife over there. Pakistan. Unbelievable. He has an apartment in Connecticut. Well. He's going to have an apartment. Yeah. He's going to have a little five by five apartment for a while. Yeah. For a long time. A long time. Metal bars. Metal bars. You know, we didn't talk about it much yesterday, but the. The oil spill, which is so creepy. First of all, they say that this thing is going to be worse than the Exxon Valdez spill. Wow. It's absolutely startling to see satellite images of that oil slick. Do you want to know about the size of it? They're estimating it's about the size of Delaware. That's unbelievable. See, I'm looking at it.

13:07You got to go like go to any of these news websites because it seems look at this. Go to the front of CNN. Well, now they've changed it. I just went there. They had it there, but now it's changed. But if you go and you look at satellite images of this oil slick, it's just enormous out there in the Gulf of Mexico. And the thing that really upsets me about it is BP, the company that did it, that, you know, is responsible. British Petroleum. This company, they didn't have a plan. They didn't have like a in case of deal. It's ridiculous. It's so ridiculous. And, you know, you think about, first of all, what it does to the fish and all that stuff. But I think it's going to have implications on us. Of course. It's all connected. How are we supposed to eat seafood caught out of there? I'm not buying it when people go.

14:08Oh, no, no, no. It's safe to blah, blah, blah. Really? It is? Let's get some drilling out here so we can get some oil spills on our coast. See? That was the big deal. That's what we were talking about with Obama. Obama said, I don't want to do any of this offshore drilling. And now he's reversed course and said, well, we got to do it. Yeah. Okay, well, it does have some pretty crazy implications. Gas prices? Yeah. Going to be skyrocketing, I'm sure. Paying a gajillion dollars now for oil or for gas because of that? I'm sure. Aye yi yi. It makes me crazy. And then the other part of it is that there's nothing that you can do about it. Like they're trying to put a... cap to plug it up? Yeah, they've been trying to build three massive steel and concrete containment domes. Apparently, they just finished the first one. The crews just finished the first one yesterday. And so they say that there's progress and they're going to load it onto a ship today and bring it to the site some 40 miles off of the Louisiana shore. Yeah. You know, this may seem like a sort of naive question, but there's this other part of me that goes, hey, crude oil.

15:26That's the stuff that comes right out of the ground, right? And nothing's been done to it. It just trips me out that there's something that exists naturally that will harm things. There's plenty of stuff that will. Yeah, that's, yeah, right? Yeah. Because, like, I guess when you think about it, you're like, well, wait a minute. If you use that logic, venom in a snake is produced naturally, but it's dangerous. Absolutely. Right? It's just because I thought about it and I was like, wait a minute. Isn't that stuff already there? If it gets out, why is it? It's not supposed to be in the ocean. Yeah, it's not supposed to be in the ocean. Well, they're setting up miles of booms all along the coast to try to keep the oil off beaches, wildlife sanctuaries, breeding grounds. What's a boom? I don't know. I don't know. I just read something, though, that said they're watching it break apart now. You know, they were... I guess that means it's growing. And you know what they were considering doing is lighting it on fire. Oh, boy. Before it got as big as it is, they were considering lighting it on fire. It's been almost two weeks. I know it. And it's still coming out of the ground. It's still, yeah. You guys, it's been constant. Yeah. Constantly. Obama's there. This is big. Come on, Obama. What's he going to do? He sticks his thumb in there? Fixed. Got it.

16:47I don't know. All I know is that when Bush was president, people got the opportunity to go, do something about this. So, you know, Obama's president. So I get to go, come on, do something. Is he getting a lot of backlash now for allowing this offshore drilling? Well, it isn't that he's allowing it because it's always been going on. His deal was that he said, we're going to do some more offshore drilling. Right. Which was not what he said when he was running for president. He said, you know, we got to. curtail this stuff. I guess we need it. Yeah, it's a pretty important thing. We need pretty much more responsible companies that are going to be behind it. They don't have a backup. They don't have a contingency. And they said the likelihood, like, oh, it'll never happen. Hey, M1 Chemistry can tell us what a boom does to get the oil, because I don't get it. What does a boom do, bro? I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you were saying, but... The boom. What does a boom do to stop the oil? Yeah, so they have these... Wow. Wow. Wow.

18:14After the Valdez fell back in, I think it was 93, there was an external or, you know, I don't know if it was non-governmental, but there was an audit about, you know, oil safety, and they recommended they get, I think, like six of these. Wow. And then the government gave approval to pull the trigger on these things so that once we had them, they wouldn't have to get approval. They'd just go out and use them right away. So did we get them or not? No. Oh, great. That's good. I guess we had one, and they just found it. But, you know, it still hasn't even been deployed. It's not even there yet. Yeah, this is something that should have been there from day one, maybe even before the rig collapsed. What do you do, bro? What do you do? What's your job? I'm a research chemist. He's smart. He's not real bright, is he? Did you take chemistry in college? Yeah, dude. I used to listen to you in the labs when I was at UCSD back in the late 90s. Dude, you are a smart guy. No doubt. You're in a different league of smart. Yeah, he is. What'd you get on your SATs? Like I would understand it. But what'd you get on your SATs? On my ACTs, I got like a 1330. Is that good, you guys? ACTs out of what? What's it out of? I think it was out of 1600. I'm not sure. That's SAT. SAT was 1600. Now it's like 2100. Is it really? Yeah. They're making us smarter. They want us to be smarter. You didn't? No. Me neither. Wow. Some people just aren't test takers. Thank you, chemistry. Thanks.

19:39Some people decide to go out the night before and stay up until 5 in the morning and then go take their SATs. Would you really, would you? Of course I did. Of course I did. You know I did something like that, too. You probably still did all right, though. It's like 980. Really? That's good, right? No. No? That's not bad. It's not great. It's not bad. It's average. That's like C+. Very middle of the road. That's how a kid's always been. You could probably design a boom. I probably could not. I think if you worked on it. No way. I'll design one right now. If I worked on it. Chemistry's so hard. Yes, it's the worst. This is a boom. Boom, boom, pow. Black Eyed Peas. Is he saying git, git, git? Git, git, git, git. That's what I say to the Black Eyed Peas. That's right. You say git, git, git. It's in the bottom of a tin can. Yeah, I put the Black Eyed Peas in a tin can. That sounded a little... How did you do that? It's amazing. Yeah. Sorry, we should keep them. Yeah, I agree with you. Excuse me. Let's see. Who's in charge of music today? Jay Bird. It's me. All right. It's Apple or V-Dub commercial. I kicked it old school. You're going to be surprised. Oh, did you? Pretty old school, yeah. Nice. Look at that. That's, oh, wow. Is that Adam Amp? Yeah. Yeah, it is. Wow. Goody two-shoes. I'm looking at his playlist. It's good. Is it good? It's good. Coming around.

21:10I'm only saying that because I recognize a lot of the stuff, and I'm like, man, I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. That's what I was going for. There you go. It sounds like swing dancing music. You've never heard this, have you? No, I want to be like, jump and jive. Anyway, you got to jump and jive. That's a pretty good assessment, actually. Yeah. Kind of does. Kind of does. Huge story out of the University of Virginia. There's been a shock. This is everywhere. I mean, you open up any website news-wise today. This is one of the top stories. You'll see it all over television. Female lacrosse player was murdered. We're going to give you the details on it. What happened there? Woodsy's got woods on sports. Historic today. He's actually going to do something historical today. Can't wait. Pop it in. Turn it on. Be a part of the Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949-949-mikey at gmail.com.

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30:29Everywhere, all over the news today. Well, Mike, there's a female lacrosse player from the University of Virginia. They call it UVA. Her name was Yeardley Love. She was found dead in her apartment by her roommate. Her roommate thought it was alcohol poisoning, alcohol overdose. Went to check on her, noticed something was amiss, called the police. Police came over, looked at her immediately and said, absolutely not. This woman's been murdered. When did this happen? This was 2.15 yesterday morning. Oh, wow. And they have got a gentleman in custody. His name is George Hughley. He plays for the men's lacrosse team. And it's just a really, really sad thing. They had had some sort of relationship. Not a lot is known about it at this time, but they were both set to graduate this month, both 22 years old. It's a really weird twist to the story. He went to the same prep school as the guys from the Duke.

31:37lacrosse scandal. Really? Yeah. And he actually, this guy, George Hughley, gave an interview to the Washington Post in 2006 that said, in this country, you're supposed to be innocent until proven guilty. Oh, boy. Mm-hmm. Oh, boy. It's a really sad story. She, I mean, they both look like just... All-American kids. Sharp, all-American, you know. They would work at Abercrombie. Oh, absolutely. Both of them. I mean, and just... They don't know what the deal is? Nope. It's an awful story, man. Mm-hmm. Too bad. Oh, it's terrible. It was really sad, man. And I think we're going to hear a lot, obviously hear a lot more about this case in the next week or so. But they've got the guy in custody and, you know, we'll see what he says. But it's pretty sad. So, changing gears a little bit. The Padres last night ran into a buzzsaw. The guy's name was Ubaldo Jimenez. You know, those Rockies are like the Achilles heel. They are. They're vicious. For the Padres, we cannot. It's for whatever reason we have such a hard time against the Rockies. Well, this kid threw a no-hitter a couple starts ago. He's 6-0 in the month of April. He's the pitcher of the month. He topped out last night at 101. Are you kidding me? He struck out 13 Padres last night, and the Rockies came in and beat us 5-2.

32:54Oh, wow. So it was pretty. I believe he got two runs. I know. Seriously. Was it him or was it? He's that good. Man. He's that good. And it was the seventh smallest crowd in the history of Petco. Great. Well, there you go. That's pretty sad. Why? I don't know. I mean, this guy's coming in. You're in first place. And he's like the greatest pitcher you'd think that you'd want to watch. But I guess not. It was born last night, too. Was it? Yeah. Yeah, the weather was great yesterday. I would think a lot of people would turn out. When I was laying on my couch napping, it looked lovely outside. It was beautiful. Well, the Celtics came out last night, guns blazing. They evened their series with Cleveland by spanking King James and the Cavs 104-86. LeBron ended up with 24 points, had more turnovers than assists. Here he is talking about the game. Cut one. There's no panic for me. Handle it different way than Mike may handle it. This is a long series, and I understand. I've been in these situations before. You can be down 0-2. I would handle it well. There's no panic button. We may have to play with a little bit more sense of urgency, but me to come up here and have my head low makes no sense. He had his shoulder jacked up, too. And his elbow, too, but I think he's okay. Do you see the look of pain on his face? Oh, yeah.

34:08A whole other world. Yeah, it's me too, dude. I'm not that guy. Me neither. Me neither. And Amari Stoudemire and Steve Nash accounted for almost half of the Phoenix Suns' points last night as they beat the Spurs in Game 1 of their NBA playoff series to take a 1-0 lead. And they are keeping it classy in Philly. Where a 17-year-old kid runs on the field last night and then he gets tasered by a cop. Really? But you know who doesn't get tasered, Mike? Yeah, kids that don't run on to. That's who doesn't get tasered. Those are my favorite things, though. When people run on the field naked. I have a question for you guys. What's going through your mind? Are you talking to your boys like... All right. Here we go. Here we go. This is it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. You're like, dude, don't do it. Don't do it. You're going to get thrown in. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Don't even try to talk me out of it because I'm doing it. Do not jump over that wall. It's already done. Bye. It's the best when they get like a good run and people can't catch them. And they try to deke all the security. Let me ask you. When you guys were kids and there was that story on the news, did anything thrill you more? Nothing. That was the most incredible thing. It still thrills me. And, you know, now they cut away.

35:15Yeah. And they won't show it to you. Right. Because they don't want to give these guys any pubs. So you're watching it and all of a sudden they like focus on the pitcher. Yeah. And you're like, oh, some jackass must be running on the field. And finally, just so you guys don't think I'm completely biased, which I am, the Red Sox beat the crap out of the Angels last night, 17-8. This is a historic moment. Yeah, so you Sox fans can quit crying and sending me messages and all that, because I will tell you when they win, and they won, and the Yanks won too. Did you have to pick the Angels to tell the team that they beat? Why, are you an Angels fan? No, but there's a lot of Angels fans out there. Didn't matter. They won. They won big. Woodsy's a Yankee fan. He usually only tells Yankee scores. I'm very biased. There it is. There is an interesting story that involves a stripper. Weird. Yeah. And this particular stripper, what's the deal with her? She's getting a bunch of money? Yeah, she's from Pennsylvania. She's facing insurance fraud charges. Now, she was working at a restaurant in 2007, and she claimed that she fell and hurt her back. She said that she couldn't work because it was difficult for her to stand or change positions. So she's been collecting... How old is she?

36:27It doesn't say. Oh, 43 years old. I'm sorry. Right. And so she's been collecting over $22,000 in disability benefits since 2007. However, the police are just now finding out that she's been working as a stripper the whole time, making more money. So she's going to be in a little bit of trouble. Is there anything worse than a 43-year-old stripper? Yes, a 53-year-old stripper. Well, what about like Demi Moore? She looks pretty good. She's around that age. What? I don't know. Stop it. It's a little haggard. Stop. I just wonder what it would sound like when that 43-year-old stripper was calling an attorney to try to be represented in that kind of a case. Me too. Good morning, Steinbrenner and Steinbrenner. Good morning. I need to speak with an attorney, please. Okay. What can I help you with? You know, I am an exotic dancer, and I am being called into question for some of my actions.

37:29My name is Jane Adams, and I am just very upset by this. I've been an exotic dancer for 22 years, and a lot of my actions are being called into question at my current company. 23. Okay. 23 years, I'm sorry. My girlfriend just let me know. Okay, well, sir, where are you employed now? First of all, I'm not a sir, and I'm a ma'am, and I dance at Crazy Girls. Oh. Okay. Is that confusing to you? A little bit. Sorry, you said your name again was... Jane Adams. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Yeah, I guess you're not understanding. Hold on. I'm going to put my girlfriend on the phone. Hang on one sec. Okay. Hello? Hello? Hi. Who am I speaking with? My name's Amanda. Okay. And Amanda, you are Jane's girlfriend? Yes, ma'am. All right. This is so awkward. We're dancers. We've been wrongly accused of trying to pillage insurance or something like that. And how old are you, Amanda? 45. Okay. And you're still dancing? Okay. Where do we dance?

38:57Crazy Girl. We dance at Crazy Girl. You know that. Right. I know that. Okay, that's what she said. Yeah. Okay, that's... So why don't we just make an appointment, we come down, we talk to you, and we'll talk it over. All right. Maybe we do some trade. That sounds good. And I will see you ladies later. Thank you all. Okay, thanks. Bye. Bye. This lady sounded hot. A little haggard, I think. Older ladies. Older ladies. I like the name of the club, Crazy Girls. I guarantee there's so many crazy girls. I mean, it's in the name, right? I get crazy. How's that bucha coming along over there? It's extra floaty today. Can I see it? I can't even look at it. Citrus. Lauren drinks an organic raw kombucha that tastes like vinegar. That was it. It has chunks floating in it. It has chunks. This one's extra chunky. Hold it up to the light, Mike. Okay. Gross. You know what it looks like? You know that soup you get at Benihana? Yeah. Before your meal? It's got those onions. The miso soup? It's not miso, is it? It's that onion. Yeah, that's miso. Oh, is it got the onion in it? Yeah, it's miso. That's what it does look like, too. No, that's more floaty.

40:19And they're like little particles. The floaty parts are the best part for you. So I'm extra excited this morning. If I watch her drink that and swallow those floaty parts, I'll vomit. Of course you will. Well, they'll slide down just like an oyster shooter. Don't worry about it. We have a surprise for you. We have a surprise for you, Lauren. Do you? Yeah, we do. Want to hear a song about your kombucha? I would love to hear a song about it. Oh, my. Her name was Lori. She was a health nut with hippie flowers in her hair and granola everywhere. She liked her wheatgrass and ate organic and all the water she adored. Lauren always wanted more across the whole food store. A sample shot was poured. It was brown and it had some floaters. So what was this drink?

41:20It could be a commercial. It's disgusting. Weird. I like the girls in the background. Gross. Gross. Weird. Did you say weird? That was brilliant. I loved it. Oh, gosh. It's true. I'm going to need to hear that five to seven more times. Absolutely. Before my day is over. And granola everywhere. Amazing. Don't forget, 7.30 this morning, we're making a big announcement. We're going to tell you what we're going to be doing next week that will involve you, charity, raising money. It's going to be fun.

42:22And I'm glad because it's coming at the perfect time. You'll understand when you hear all about it. I have a surprise. What is it? I'm going to wear this. I got this for you guys when I went on my trip. Yeah. Want to see it? Yep. Oh, gosh. He's going in his backpack. He's a wicked witch. Nobody look. Okay. Oh, my gosh. I looked. Oh, my gosh. What are you doing? What is that? What is that? Yeah. Do you have to ask? He's a boob. Oh, I know what it is, but I mean, you're really a boob. You're really a boob. Did you get that from a truck stop? Yeah, you know that. Oh, my gosh. Really? Yeah, a truck stop on the way back from Texas? Oh, that's so great. He has a set of double Ds on his head. Let me explain. First of all, it's... The exact color of the Charger throwback jerseys. The old powder blues. It's a powder blue trucker hat with giant boobies on it. You guys would love it. With nips and all. You got a pantyhose. I'm going to wear this. What city in Texas? I don't remember. Gosh darn it. Does it really matter? Well, what I'm wondering is how they stocked multiple versions of it. Yeah, they're nice. Oh my gosh, they're firm. Because.

43:38Hard as a rock. Was it hanging on a stand? It's hanging on a stand. I would have bought that too. It's phenomenal. It is. It's amazing. Ridiculous. Please don't ruin it. You're going to ruin it. What do you mean? You're going to like get it all in your shrapnel and everything and tear it up. We need to take a picture and put it online. Yes. I don't think we can leave that in the studio. No. I don't think we can. Someone will take it. No, I think that we would get in trouble with HR. Really? Oh, yeah. You think? No, dude. No, I don't think that. I know that. Why? Because, dude. It's all natural, dude. They're big. I can't believe they are. It's so hard. Who's that manufacturer? Who's that manufacturer? It's like a 34D. It's a guy in his basement. Ridiculous. What'd you say? Absolutely. You must have laughed so hard like a little kid. You should have seen Jamie and I. Got to take a picture. Oh, my gosh. We're going to put it online. It'd be dirty. I don't know. We can put it in. Are we going to have to put a black bar through it? Yeah, we're going to have to put a black bar. No way. The Nipskies? Funny. That's phenomenal. Woodsy, this is going to be really interesting to you. What's that? Well, there was a big smoking ban at the beaches here in San Diego that made giant news locally. And that happened a while ago. Well, I didn't know this. They were working on having it happen.

44:59Across the entire state, right? Yeah, they wanted it all up and down California. You can't smoke on any beach, any park. And it didn't pass. Did not pass. It wasn't too bad. Yesterday afternoon, Schwarzenegger said, no. We're not going to do it. We're not going to do it. We'll let people smoke anything they want. Grass, cocaine, heroin, cigarettes, whatever you want. He said the bill is an improper intrusion of government into people's lives. Yes. Can't do it. Aren't there all kinds of laws about not standing, like, within 10 feet of a building and stuff? Isn't that intruding on people's lives? Yeah. Doesn't it already intrude on people's lives? But the beach, like, I mean, I... Beach isn't an ashtray. It's not. No. It is not. I think, I mean, that's why the ban started. Not so much because of the secondhand smoke. It's because people don't... Take care of their trash. Yeah, if we were responsible adults. I bring a water bottle now and put my butts in the water bottle. Dude, that's cool. Jay taught me. That's cool. I carry a water bottle in my car now and put my butts in the water bottle. Thank you. There you go. Thank you so much. If it had passed, there would be a $100 fine for those that were spotted smoking. I'm surprised that he wouldn't pass that because California's in debt, so they would get tons of money from those fines. Yeah, how many times did you see a police officer down at the beach anyway?

46:23Well, my brother-in-law got busted for drinking on the beach. He did? Yeah. How much was the fine? It was like $250. That'll teach you not to do it. Can you not drink on the beach? No. At all. Certain beaches. Certain beaches, right? He didn't put it in a red cup? No. You got to have it in a cup? And the worst part was he was like drinking arrogant bastard, too. Like in a glass bottle? Yes. Oh, yeah. You can't have bottles on the beach anyway. So what's the bit? The bit is that if you drink at the beach, it would behoove you. to drink out of a red plastic cup. Yeah, because I watch Point Break, and those guys are boozing on the beach, having a ball, lighting campfires, playing football. It just got crazy, though. There were kegs at the beach, and there's just full-on parties where fights start. It's not a very family-friendly setup. If more people were responsible, it's always the case. It's always one kid that ruins it for all the other kids. One bad apple, dude. Spoils a bunch. That's right. We're all little kids in grown-up people's bodies. What are you talking about? I'm talking about that. I mean, we're grown-ups just like that, like that little girl. That little girl you hear right there is actually a 29-year-old woman. That's right. But she's got an inner child. Hi, little inner child. Hi, Mikey. What are you doing? I'm just trying to get my comfort. You're hanging out. I was just wearing boobs on my head. Yeah, see? Just like last night. Yeah, fair enough. That's why. Wow, Jay.

47:51But we're adults. We should be able to make our own decisions. Are we? Are we? Yes. We're not. I'm an adult. No, you're not. Yes. You're really a child. I'm one child. We're all children. I think it's been shown that we were all given the right to go ahead and make your decisions and everything. And like you said, you have a couple bad apples that don't do things responsibly. I'm learning responsibility. It's great. You really are. I'm proud of you. I am. When I was a teenager, I used to smoke cigarettes. From time to time. And I would take that cigarette and smash it right into the sand and be like, it's like it never happened. Like, I, you know, I didn't know any better. You're not like that anymore, though. No. You're so different from that. Yeah. Now you're into kombucha. Her name was Lauren. She was a health nut. Love it. With hippie flowers in her hair and granola everywhere. She liked her wheatgrass. Ain't organic. And oh, the water she adored. Lauren always wanted more across the whole food store. A sample shot was poured. It was brown and it had some floaters. So what was this drink? It's the boot shop. That sweet kombucha.

49:11Hot as health food drink found at your grocer. It's fermented. It is kombucha. Mushrooms and cultures are found in the bottom, but they float up at the end of kombucha. Amazing. Absolutely incredible. Is that how you discovered it? Like a tasting? No. How did you discover it? How did one of you drink that for the first time? That looks good. My sister introduced it to me, and her sister-in-law introduced it to her. Your sister's real crunchy, too. Oh, yeah. Crunchy. She's crunchier. She's crunchier than you, huh? Yeah, she's greener. She taught me everything I know. She did. Her sister's more green, and her sister's more granola. Mm-hmm. Do you guys shave your legs? Yes. Oh, okay. Of course. See, that's like a foreigner trying to understand another person's nation. Do you shave your legs? Yes, we do. We have toilets, okay? I don't know. I'm just curious. I'm just curious. I don't know. Ask them what it's like. 570-1949. I'm a reformed hippie. I'm not like a true, you know, barefoot, no armpit shaven. You're not. You're not. No. But I would say the way that you are the most is what you consume. Yes. Yeah, that's true. M1 Maiden fan. Are you there?

50:36Go ahead, dude. What's up? Oh, your phone. I'm nervous. My phone took a dump. He's a Maiden fan. Maiden fan? Maiden. Iron Maiden. Sienna didn't know what that is. I thought of Madden, like, game. Iron Madden. Iron Madden. Great video game. Why would they call him that? So, speaking of food, there is some foods that we love to hate. Now, I'm going to take... I'm going to take a guess, but Sienna, don't tell me yet. You tell me when we come back. I'm going to guess it's the Brussels sprouts of the world. I was thinking more like the bacon of the world. What? How do you hate bacon? Who loves to hate bacon?

51:21What's that? It's so good. Don't we love to love bacon? Don't we love to hate it, though, because we know it's bad for us? Is that what it is? Is it that angle? No, it's the food. It's the stuff we don't like. What are the top foods that we don't like? I bet Lauren's 10 for 10 that she likes them all. Oh, yeah. Oh, guaranteed. No way. Guaranteed. I'll tell you. All right. And then Woods is going to be telling us a little something about what he's got planned for. I don't know if it's this weekend. He'll tell us. Uh-oh. Because I haven't read through the whole thing. No. Oh. Naomi Campbell yesterday. Did you guys see Naomi Campbell on TV yesterday? No. Did she freak out? That's the thing. She got anger issues. Naomi Campbell. Yeah, big time. Real big anger issues. She threw a phone at her. Somebody that worked for her. Oh, my God. She attacked a cab driver. Yeah. She attacked people. Yeah. She attacks people. Which is be crazy, dude. That's right. Which is be crazy. So when we come back.

52:20How good is that? Jay Bird's got the good times wrong. So anyway, we're going to play you audio of Naomi Campbell from yesterday. Crazy. It's next. Be heard on The Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949 or shoot him a text. 949mikey at gmail.com This is The Mikey Show on FM 94.9. At Papa John's, better pizza's their motto. And Papa John's wants everyone to enjoy a better deal on a better pizza right now. So for a limited time, Papa John's is offering a large pizza with your choice of toppings for only $10. You heard right. You'll get a delicious piping hot large Papa John's pizza with your choice of all your favorite toppings for only $10. At any one of the 29 conveniently located San Diego County Papa John's. Try one now for only $10. Better ingredients, better pizza. That's Papa John's. Papa John's. We are the members of Navy Federal.

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1:00:28She said it with you in the car. She said, she goes, I don't like it when you come back on the radio and you're chewing. Don't worry about it. I said, how do you know? That doesn't fly in your house, does it? No, she didn't say that to me. Whose house does that fly? Yeah, it doesn't really fly in anybody's house. My house. Yeah, because you guys can tease each other like that. We do tease each other a lot. Yeah. She tells me to get. She says she don't like it when I come back on the radio and I'm chewing it. I go, how do you know? She goes, because I can tell. I can hear it. She knows. She knows everything. They know all. Yes, they do. Don't question. Do they? Yes. Don't they? Don't they? Wouldn't they? Won't you? Won't you? Should they? I'm confused. I was trying to respond like, yes. I don't even know which angle to go. Thanks for the sandwich, pal. You're welcome. It was delicious. It's one of my wife's favorite places, but not mine, Pat and Oscar's. That was a good sandwich. And half a meatball. Never thought I'd be eating a meatball sandwich at 7 o'clock in the morning. I know, right? We're 25 minutes away from making a pretty cool announcement of what we're going to be doing next week that you're going to love. M1s. M1s are Mikey Show listeners. Mikey Show is myself, Woodsy, Lauren, Sienna, and Jay. 10 foods that we love to hate. Brussels sprouts.

1:01:54100%. You know that. Lima beans? Yep. Love them. Wait, Brussels sprouts? Yeah. You like Brussels sprouts? Oh, man. They have to be cooked the right way, though. Oh, I know how to cook them. Yeah, in chocolate. Skillet with a little bit of butter. And bacon. A little bit of Dijon mustard, too, there, Jay. Gosh, they're the bomb. That's the deal. Maybe some chestnuts. You just figured out a mystery for me. What's that? I went to Stone Brew, and I love the food there. The food there is so good. Pretty good. And so I said, if I'm going to try Brussels sprouts, I'm going to try them here because I love the food at Stone. And when I ate them, there was something that was giving me that thing in my nose. That was like, what is the tingles? What am I getting here? And I thought it was just the natural taste of Brussels sprouts. It's Dijon mustard. Maybe a little horseradish. That's what it was. I bet. I've never had them. They're not bad, but I was convinced that that was the deal. I was convinced that they had a natural thing that gave a tickle to the nose, but it's the Dijon mustard. How about radishes? Nope, not on there. Brussels sprouts, lima beans were on there. Lauren guessed that. Jay likes sardines. I love sardines. I don't think I've ever had a sardine. You fish with those, dude. They're called minnows. Yeah, it's called bait, dude. They're minnows? They're just like them. They're delicious. My dad likes them. Sardines are delicious. What do you eat them on?

1:03:17I like them on crackers. Of course you don't. Put a little mustard next to them and then a little dip, maybe a little hot sauce. Do they have eyes? Yes. No, their heads have been chopped off. Have they? I'm sure Kim loves to kiss you after you've had those. Oh, the whole house reeks. Nobody else likes them in the house. Of course not. Is it a filet? Is it a little filet? Yeah, it's just a whole fish, you know, a little fish in a little can of... No tail, though. Yeah, the tails are... Oh, gross, Jaybird. What about the head? A little backbone still in there? It's all cooked, though? Ew! Good God, really? You spit the bones out? Their bones have been... It's cooked all the way through. So you put... Let me get this straight. You put a little filet on a cracker, and then you take a knife, and you put a little mustard next to it? What I do is I have my sardines on my plate, and then I break a little piece off of the sardine. I'll dip it in the hot sauce, maybe a little mustard, and then I just eat the cracker. I don't need to put it on the cracker. It's okay. He's like a cracker shooter.

1:04:07Yeah. He washes it down with kombucha because Jay likes it too. The only thing I know about sardines is like the little tin can was in Tom and Jerry. And I thought that it was like, oh, people in like the 40s must eat in those disgusting things. Yeah. But then we got wise to it. We didn't want to eat whole fish, see? Yeah. Found out it was filthy. What about hard-boiled eggs? I love hard-boiled eggs. I love them. But boy. Do they stink? Boy, do they stink. Guaranteed, everything you're reading, there is no way that my wife would get... 100 feet from any of us. She won't eat eggs. Okay, what about this? Grits. I like cheese grits. Cheese grits are delicious. I like grits. With jalapenos in there. Why? Who hates grits? I do. It's on the list. Really? Because they don't taste like anything. If you put cheese and butter in there. Cheese, butter, jalapeno. Why don't you just have cheese and butter? It's a delicious heaven. They are heaven. They are good. It's like tofu. I think you've got to grow up with it. It's on the taste. Yeah, why not just eat whatever it's taking the taste of? Yeah, no, tofu's great. You'd mix chicken with it. It's great. Just eat chicken. Why not have a piece of chicken? No, you don't mix chicken. You mix like sauces and stuff. What about beets? I love them. Disgusting. I love them. You know what? They taste like earthy. Love beets. What do beets come with? I don't even think I've ever had a beets. Beet salad. Yeah, beet salad. They're gross. They look like jello. They take the beet, they cut it up, and then they...

1:05:22I believe they roast it until it's soft. And then it has the texture of... Doo-doo. It's the texture of like jello. It's like the canned cranberry sauce that you get on Thanksgiving. Delicious. That's what it looks like. Very earthy. I hate that. Just great. Tastes like grass. I love it. I had a girlfriend in college that used to make a salad and open a whole can of beets and pour the juice and the whole thing. And I'd be like, well, see you later. That even grosses me. I'm out. That even grosses me out. I don't like taking a can and opening it up and pouring it in anything. I don't care what it is that's canned. It needs to be drained before you put it in anything. Unless it's soup. Have you ever had hearts of palm, though? It gets so good. Don't pour the whole can in there. Well, it's not the liquid, I guess. Disgusting. This is what makes me laugh. I can't stand that. Have you guys ever seen Sandra Lee on the cooking channel? Have you ever seen Sandra Lee? She's a beautiful, beautiful woman. That's probably the reason. initially that she got on the Food Network. I watch sports, pal. I know you do. You like girls. I get it. But she does a cooking show, and the concept of the show is she uses 80% store-bought and 20% homemade. It's repulsive. It's repulsive. She's like, I'm going to show you how to make a delicious Mexican meal. She takes a cold tortilla out of a bag right out of the refrigerator. This makes me skin crawl. She'll take a...

1:06:50This makes me skin crawl? This makes me skin crawl. This makes me skin crawl. She takes a bag of tortillas out of the refrigerator, opens it up, takes a cold tortilla out and puts it on a plate. Then she'll take a can of beans. Delicious. Open up a can of refried beans and pour it. Oh, it stays in the solid shape. Yeah. Into a bowl and mushes it down with a fork. Puts it in the microwave. Oh, microwave. It's a delicious Mexican meal. I forgot. Before the microwave, she'll take processed shredded cheese. Absolutely. I've done this a million times. Same texture as shredded cardboard. Why don't they just give me a cooking show? Yeah. And she puts it in the microwave and pours that onto a cold tortilla. You know what we call that, dude? Disgusting? Burrito. A bean and cheese burrito. Delicious. You're heating it up. Sorry we don't all make our own tortillas. No. Take that tortilla and warm it up. Yeah. Get it hot. Don't take a cold. Oh, it looks like a placemat. She's rolling it into a placemat. But you put it in the microwave. She didn't. She took the cold tortilla. Right, but she puts it all into the microwave. No, she doesn't. She heats up those beans. Oh, that's gross. Takes those beans with cheese out and puts them onto a cold tortilla. She should at least put it in a skillet. That's what I do. I take the beans into a skillet, cook the beans, but then I heat up the tortilla and the shredded cheese like a quesadilla. Then I add it, roll it up. You're good to go. Gross.

1:08:17What else is on there? This next one. I was little. This is the weirdest thing. Okay. Eggplant. Love it. Disgusting. When I was little. Disgusting. Never had it. I'd have to tell you this weird story. Just every time I see the word eggplant or see an eggplant. Oh, boy. My friend and I had our own cooking show. Oh, boy. Oh, my gosh. There'll be a video of this somewhere it exists. It was called the Eggie and Lily Show. Which one were you, Eggie or Lily? I wasn't, I don't know. I wasn't one of them. Eggie was an eggplant. Oh, you filmed vegetables. Oh, boy. No, and Lily was my friend, Emily, who's like on Broadway acting now. We stuffed our bras and we had a whole show. Wait, wait, wait. Were the vegetables part of the show? No, we only had one vegetable. It was an eggplant. And the eggplant joined you on the show? Yeah. It was a character. It was a sad life. This is my friend. Eggplant. I got two friends. Emily and this eggplant. It was Eggie and Lily. It was called the Eggie and Lily show. I don't know what my part was. Were you like the producer? Friend only lasted two weeks. You had to throw it out and get a new friend. No, she's the one that sang at my wedding. No, the eggplant. The eggplant expired after two weeks. The eggplant was at my wedding too. Just leaning in the corner. At the head table. So what else? Okra.

1:09:41I love her show. In fact, yesterday Naomi Campbell was on her program. That's Oprah. It's an Oprah Winfrey show. There's a picture of it. I don't even know what it looks like. Fried okra tastes like feet, but pickled okra is delicious. I've never had okra. Pickled okra is so good. They don't even sell it out here. They sell it deep fried at the fair. Blue cheese. I love it. And the last one is liver. I like liver too. If anybody's listening and they know a place here in town that is a great place to order liver, liver and onions, let me know. Mikey, you're in fantasy land. Dude, I'll get it, but I want it to be prepared really good. Like somebody calls and goes, dude, there's a place that they do it really great. What do they do? Is it like thinly sliced? It's disgusting. What is liver? They flour it. It's a cow's liver. It's a cow's liver. What is liver? It could be chicken. It's a organ. Well, I was thinking it was, I guess it is. Yeah. It's a filter. It's liver. It filters out all the. Exactly. And she's like, you can't eat that. I'm like, what? Oh, yeah. You flour it. You fry it. And they prepare it. And it's real good. You put onions on it. You caramelize onions. It's weird. So.

1:10:58My mom made me eat liver and onions for silver. And then I developed the taste for it. It tastes, the aftertaste tastes like feet. It's the worst thing ever. Mikey Show, who's this? Okay, then hang on. Because hopefully people are calling me about liver. Mikey Show, who's this? Hey, it's T1 Benito. What up, Benito? What's happening? Hey, liver and onions. The Village Kitchen and Pie Shop in Carlsbad. Oh, I've been to that place. Kitchen and Pie Shop. Tell me again. Say the name of it again. Say the name of it. The Village Kitchen and Pie Shop. Got it. Do you know where in Carlsbad? Right off of the 5 in Tamarack. Dude, I'm going to go. Isn't there a pie shop down south, too? I love it. I'm in on pies. You know that. I'll try it.

1:11:53Because I know I like it, and I go to restaurants sometimes. I see it on the menu. I'm like, I don't know that I trust it here. I'll go with you. I'll get some pie. How is it served? Is it really thin or what? Yeah. They bread it. I feel like it would be breaded. It's really chewy. The aftertaste is the worst. I remember having it as a kid, and I did kind of like it. Is it like, does it taste like veal? No. Yes. Veal is disgusting. It's gamey. Yeah, it's gross. Ew. Let's see. Hey, Woods, we're about 15 minutes away from making the announcement of what we're going to do. But, Woodsy, tell everybody about your little housewarming. Well, I was talking about we still have a lot of work to do, so let's not get all fired up yet. It's going to be a little bit. Is this an M1 event? No, this is not an M1 event. You're going to give out your address? No, I'm not giving out my address. But we want to have people over.

1:12:50Come over. We're going to set up a badminton net in the back. Yes. Yeah, play a little badminton. Like a shuttlecock? Yeah, shuttlecock. Put Mikey on the grill and make it right. A little carne asada for everybody. Okay, great. You stoked? Don't deny it, Mikey. You're the only one that can make it. You're the only one that can make it good. Yeah. This is spicy. Exactly. But the best thing about housewarming, I was talking to Jamie about it last night, is that... People bring stuff over and they leave it. And you get to feast for like. That's a grocery shopping. You know, people bring beer over. They leave it. They bring food dips and chips and veggies. Yeah, you're stuck. In fact, if you were at the grocery store and you were saying to yourself, should I get some beer? You go, no, we're having a housewarming party. We're going to have more beer than we need. No, no, no. Hold on. Hold on. Because whenever I go to a party, I'll bring beer, but I bring beer for myself. Really, dude? I'm generous of you. Okay, I'll bring you a bottle of wine, but when I leave, if my beer's not gone, I take it back with me.

1:13:50How come you don't take your wine, too? If you're that guy... Yeah, just take that bottle of wine. Yeah, take the bottle. The bottle of wine is your housewarming gift. The beer I bring is the beer I bring for me. If I don't drink at all... You're taking it home. I'm taking it home. You would take, like, two bottles back? No, no, maybe not. Because I'll usually bring a couple six-packs, and if anybody else wants to have some as well, so then you walk out usually with a sixer. Jay, you leave. You come to my house and leave with stuff. That is so bad. And with my stuff... Tell me the move. How do you say it? Do you go... Is everybody done or what do you say? Like, how do you say? I'm wrapping up. Okay. This is the way it would usually go down. So I come to your house. I'm probably going to bring some kind of really good dip or maybe some of the stuff poppers that Senjai taught us how to make. And I'll make a bunch. Yeah. So the parties, you know, I'm ending. I'm getting done. I'm ready to head out. I'll just walk over to the cooler. I'll hook up my little box that I brought with the beers that I'm taking with me. He brings a box prepared. Does anybody look at you with judgmental eyes? Nobody ever has. No. And if they do, I don't care. And I'll say to Jamie, hey, do you have some Tupperware or something you want to put some of these in? No way. And I'll take my product, whatever it is, and I'll give her half. Here's something for you guys.

1:15:05How much food do you guys need when we leave? You need 150 jalapeno poppers still left there? You know that. Yes. Well, you need your serving dish back. You'll get your serving dish back Monday. No. Yes. Oh, I leave my serving dish. Yeah, you leave the dish. Because if people are still there enjoying it, you don't want to take away and have Tupperware out. I don't know where they came from. I guess it depends on where the process of the party is at. Well, you hang out with degenerate people then because I'd bring your stuff back for you. Well, the thing is, we all have like a Tupperware. a graveyard at our house. Yeah. I mean, people have brought... But that's proper form. Yeah. Hey, listen. Sienna's a debutante. She knows what the deal is. Yes. You don't take your... You don't take it. No. No. What if it's just sitting there dirty? Poor form to take it. No. You can't take it. No way. They'll wash it and return it to you. They'll return it to you. And you know what? This is acceptable to call and say, hey, can I get my serving dish back? What if you live like 30 miles away from the person and you came up to see them like three times a year? Do you have a car? How important is this serving dish? Just leave it out. Mine is super nice. Like five bucks. You'll get it back. Why did you take your nice silver one? I didn't. If it's sitting there empty, number one, I'd clean it myself because I'd take less burden off of them and I'd clean it and I'd go.

1:16:22You're at a party. You're not washing dishes. I help my friends out at their party. You bring like a plastic big plate. I don't know what kind of party you guys are going to, but it's usually my friends and we're all brawling and drinking and hanging out. Jay and Lauren, you guys don't think that's tacky to be like, I'm taking my dish with me? If it's sitting there dirty, why create more work for you? Where are you going to put it? My friends aren't going to look at me like that. They're going to go, thank you. I'm going to put it in my car and I'm going to bring it to you on Monday. Yeah. Exactly. Are you? Yeah. If I went to. Actually, Jay's right. No. Yes, I am. Jamie will. Jamie will. Jamie will. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jamie will leave a post-it note on it that says, take to work, take to Jay. It'll ride around in Wood's car for an entire month before he finally goes, you know, I think I have something in the car for you. Will it? Maybe it will. Maybe it will. But you don't take it home with you. You don't bring stuff to. Okay, let's say you take a loaf of French bread over to my house, right? And we eat half the French bread. You taking the other half back? You can have the French bread.

1:17:20But if it's jalapeno poppers, I'm taking the ones that aren't eaten when I leave. So basically... That's... Jay, you should plan before you go to the party. If you want jalapeno poppers yourself, keep some at the house. What I'm doing is I'm offering a bountiful supply of food. Oh, wow. I think you should just play it by... Because some of the guests are like, I don't have room in my fridge. Honestly, take it. Or like, yeah, take this, whatever. If they say that... That's a game changer. That's a game changer. But, okay, does it depend on how well you know the person? So let's say an M1 has a barbecue and we go over to the barbecue. Completely tacky if we take it with us. I would never. The serving dish or the extra food? I agree. Now, but I guess if it's my house. No. I mean, I guess I would still go. You're a clown. What are you taking your beer back for? If you came to my house and I was having a party, I would be like, really? You're going to take this stuff back? You're going to take this? Yeah. Really? If Jay did that over at any of our houses, we'd go, really? He's got a pocket full of deviled eggs and four coppers left. Yeah, exactly. Three beers. Unbelievable. Well, I'm going to bring four deviled eggs in the next time. Here you go. This is for you. I've got 22 of them at home. I promise you, you bring any deviled eggs over, they ain't making it out of there. No, I love deviled eggs. Especially if they have paprika sprinkled on the top.

1:18:39Does that make you sick, Lauren? Yes. Oh, they're so disgusting to you, right? Why? They're gross. They stink, right? They're amazing. They stink. They stink. They've got a weird consistency. This last Easter, you make them with honey mustard. Oh, they're so good. I'm out on that. I don't mess with it. You keep it legit. No, I switched it up. I'll take them anyway. Keep it legit. A little horseradish in there is... See? You mix it up, dude. You like to mix it up a little bit. How about this one from JB? Pixies. Here comes your man, Pixies. If you didn't know, Bret Michaels almost died last week. Bret Michaels from Poison. He's also on Celebrity Apprentice. In fact, when they started Celebrity Apprentice this week, they had a little cut-in from Donald Trump saying that the show was dedicated to him getting better and all that kind of stuff. But anyway, we got an update on him of what's going on with him. Things have changed around my house. I'll explain. Can't wait.

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1:29:13Let's make this announcement, man. Let's do it, dude. Let's make this announcement. Can I say finally? Yeah. I'm stoked. This is really great, man. So, you'll remember that about a year and a half ago. A year and a half ago. Woodsy and I were learning to golf. Well, if Woods knows how to golf, I was learning how to golf. How's that working out for you? Really great, L.O.B. Thanks for asking. Thanks for asking. Whatever. Well. At the Super Bowl. January. January. Wow. You believe that? That's how long ago this started. We weren't even on the air yet. I know it. Yeah, during the Super Bowl, my friend Chris and I were talking about golfing. Wood's getting in on it. He's like, yeah, you know, my dad golfs, taught me how to golf. I said, that's one thing that I would never, ever be able to do. And Chris goes, no, you could.

1:30:13And I said, there's no way. He goes, if you did four golf lessons, and in addition to the four golf lessons, one a week for four weeks, in addition to that, you practice one other day outside of that, you know, each week. Right. You could golf 18 rounds. You wouldn't embarrass yourself. I said, I'll take that bet. So I took four golf lessons with a professional. And he was great. He was Lee Sanuto from Carlsbad Golf Center? Yeah. He's so good. He's so good. He's so good, and he taught me a lot. Now, the deal is I haven't got out there much more than that. Outside of those four times. Weird. So weird. Maybe one day again you'll go. Maybe. You have the clubs now. We're going this week. In fact, yeah, we're going to do it this week. You have little tiny clubs, did you guys? Really? Yeah, my clubs look just like Charlie Chaplin doing that little bit with the little sticks.

1:31:16He was swinging the little sticks in front of him. That's at my golf clubs. That's the size of my golf clubs. Chopstick sized. Chopstick sized. Yeah. But we are very proud to announce that next week on May 13th, the Mikey Show Invitational will take place. What day is that? Thursday. Thursday. Thursday, May 13th. Lauren O'Brien and Sienna Farrar will be... Tagging along in golf carts. Will they? They'll both be in bikinis handing out beers. There you go. They'll be beer girls. Beer girls. Yeah, you don't want to see that. They'll be like, who are those two pregnant ladies? Oh, wait. Only one of them's pregnant. Really? So here's the deal. We're going to be out at Riverwalk Golf Club. And what they've done is they've donated four twosomes. to be auctioned off with all the proceeds going to Rady Children's Hospital ADI. That's the Autism Discovery Institute. Very close to my heart. My son, Jake, is autistic. Very high-functioning, by the way. In fact, he was at something. I wanted to tell you guys about this. I didn't tell you off the air. He was at something, and one of the other parents got into a conversation with Grammy because Grammy had taken him. And she said, that little boy?

1:32:44Because they got into a conversation, she said something about Jake. And she goes, that little boy is autistic? And my mother-in-law said, yeah. She goes, I would never have known that that kid was autistic. So he's really come a long way, and it's because of things like the ADI program over at Rady Children's Hospital. That's awesome. They really do an incredible job. So we are going to have a foursome in front of us, golfing in front of us. And a foursome golfing behind us. The foursome will be me, Woodsy, my friend Chris, who brought the whole thing up, and Jay. And Lee Sanuto is going to come along in our foursome. So huge. And he's going to, like, give us pointers. Yeah. Wow. And just hang. And, you know, the great thing about Lee is you can drop a ball and be like, all right, Lee, put this 10 feet from the hole. And he will. And he'll do it. The dude is filth. Straight filth. Awesome to watch him golf. It's so cool to watch him. It really is. What you do is you're going to be able to bid on this. Now, Jay, help me out with the details of how people can bid. I'm going to post it up on the Mikey Show. Okay. Mikey Show website. Yep, and there'll be a link to eBay. Cool. All right. Now, when will it begin, Jay? I had a big bite in my mouth. Sorry, Rebecca. It'll go live here. I can make it go live right at 10 o'clock. Okay, cool.

1:34:14And it'll end Saturday night, Sunday morning. And so what time do we tee off? Do we know? We're going to tee off at noon. I can't wait. Golly. Right after the show. Yeah, go to MikeyShow.com to bid. It'll start at 10 a.m., the bidding. And all the money is going to go to Rady Children's Hospital and their ADI program. And here's what you will get for being in the foursome in front or behind. We will provide lunch prior to your round. And we'll have like a sandwich for you. A little side soft drink. Be nice. And the entire show will be out there. And we'll hang out with you before we go out. Yep. Take pictures with you. Hang out. Have a good time. Maybe you could rub Sienna's belly. Yep. There you go. Get a little belly rub. I like it. Yep. So it'll be good. And it's the Mikey Show Invitational. Can't wait. It's May 13th, Thursday. Start thinking about getting that day off. Yeah, for sure. And me and you need to start thinking about hitting the driving range. Yeah, we do. ASAP. Right away. Right away. Will it make, do you think it'll make it? Yes. It will? Yeah. Okay. What happens, Woods, if I, this is what I predict. I predict a conversation being had about, well, what should we do to get Mikey through this? Because, you know, it's very clear that he can't hit this golf ball. You mean like behind your back?

1:35:46Yeah. Because I'm thinking it would be like 400 strokes or something. Well, here's the best thing about what we're doing. We're going to play a scramble. How does it work? A scramble is all four of us tee off. Yeah. Okay. Then we look at everybody's ball and we say, we're going to use this one. Because it's the closest. Then we all pick up our balls. We go up to that ball. We drop there. We all hit that shot. So the good thing about a scramble, I'm a terrible golfer. I played in a tournament with my dad and my uncle last year. We finished second in the tournament. They used. Two of my shots in 18 holes. Okay? I'm terrible. Yeah, but you realize I would not, they wouldn't be able to use a shot. They may. Dude, when we get around the green, you chip really well. Okay. So, like, we all take our chip from the same spot. Oh, look at Lauren. She's embarrassed already. It looks like she's already embarrassed of me and what I'm going to do. She might be right. It's going to be great.

1:36:38She's going to be right. Mike, you're going to do great. You think that? I was just thinking about the little golf cart ride. Mike, who would have thought you would stand up on a surfboard your first try? Who did that? Seriously. You did. Sell yourself short. Yeah, come on. No pun intended. No, I wasn't thinking. I saw your swing. It's a nice, healthy swing. Yeah. I was just thinking about, doesn't it take like four hours to do a round of golf? It does, doesn't it? Oh, yeah. It's going to take a while. So do Lauren and I have to stay? Yeah. You do. You need to be there the whole time. We can come back. You guys should just come for the lunch. We'll go shopping. Yeah, thanks, Jay. Just come for the lunch. Rub the belly. Get a good chuckle. Take some pics. What are we supposed to do? Sit in the cart and watch you for four hours? That's the worst. It's important for us to have you guys around us. We need you there. It's like husbands and wives. Sometimes you just want... Just want them there. I want Jamie at my baseball game. Just want you there. I can't be exposed to the sun. Really? Surfer, runner, hiker, biker. Whatever. I've been visited by Edward Cullen. Things have never been the same. You don't leave us out in the trenches taking grenades. Oh, playing golf is really out in the trenches. It is. It's really out in the trenches. What are you going to wear? Putting it out there.

1:37:57I'm not going to wear anything. I'm going to go nude. I'm going to go nude. Wear the birthday suit. Birthday suit with some little boots. Oh, little boots. I want to get you like some good gear. Like some plaid pants with some knickers. Get a little beret with a fuzzy ball. Yes. Please. And a vest. A sweater vest. Whatever you guys want to dress me up as. Can we? Yes. I'll wear whatever you guys want. You guys should all dress ridiculous. Yeah. I'll do it. Suspenders. Am I going to wear what? No, I'm not wearing the boob hat. I'll wear it. You don't need it. Wood's got a boob hat added some truck stop. All right, so here's Naomi Campbell. Excuse me. Oh, wow. Here's Naomi Campbell yesterday on the Okra Winfrey Show talking about her anger issues throwing a phone. So let's go back to the housekeeper who you allegedly threw a phone at. I never had it. Wow. Was that Naomi? I don't know what just happened. I never threw a phone at anybody. I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Did my machine just sizzle right in front of me? What just happened? Please play it again. My goodness gracious. I just want to hear it in that voice anyway. Let's try it again. So let's go back to the housekeeper who you allegedly threw a phone at.

1:39:28I'm sorry. What did you say? You heard damn well what I said. You know exactly what I said. Stop making fun of me. I don't know what's going on with me. I mean. Are you trying to find out? I'm still. I'm still. She's so evil that she's just. I know. She's a demon. Airwaves. Doesn't like her voice. I'm possessing you right now. That's scary. Bad rap. She is scary. Try it. Bad rap. Turn around more. You feel alive, pal? Do I feel alive? You feel alive? Mikey hates when things go wrong. He hates technical snafus. Technical snafus make me insane. More than anything. You just want to pick up your computer and throw it. I love it so much because you hate it. His cheeks immediately turn red. They do, right? You can tell. Steam comes out of your ears. Right now. They're breaking ground on the new Studio M1. And we're going to have a whole new studio that's dedicated just completely to the Mikey show. Thank you. In fact, they're going to give us a photo op today to go in there and with a sledgehammer put a hole through the wall. Yes. Yeah. Can I karate kick it? Sure. I'm so excited. Yeah. You better hope that nothing goes wrong when we get in there because then there's no one to blame. Right. I mean, at that point, it's like, what do you do? Yeah. What do you do?

1:40:55Just blame Jay. Listen, I had issues with the studio over at the other station, too. It's kind of been, you know, my whole radio career. Kind of your bit. I've been on other shows, too, and there's always problems. You can't help it. I don't like it. It makes me crazy. So give me the update on Bret Michaels' condition. Well, in case you didn't hear, last week, Bret Michaels suffered from a brain hemorrhage. Really crazy. Critical condition. I mean, people thought he was going to die. It was very bad. They said that the only reason he survived was his own will to live. Yeah. Wow. I know it. He had an awful headache and was able to get to a hospital in time. Yeah. He didn't want his family to find him lying on the floor. You got to cry tough, man. I know it. Is that a poison song? Look at you. Just give me something to believe in. Unbelievable. What? Give me something to believe in. What's the matter with you people? I was joking. It was just a joke. Don't you know a joke when you hear one? It's just trying to lighten the mood. It's all. Hey, every rose has its thorn, L-O-B. Oh, wow. Okay. Dude.

1:42:05Nobody on this show loves Bret Michaels more than I do. Yeah, for sure. I love him. I got it. Well, I guess he is experiencing some back pain right now, and I guess it's because they're having a little problem getting all the blood out. There's a little bit of a bleed, so there's some issues still. He's on the mend. Yeah, his sister was speaking out saying that he's up and walking around and that he should be okay. I mean, by next week, and they're even thinking about, what's the show he's on, The Apprentice? The Apprentice is Celebrity Apprentice, which I watch by. Default, my wife watches it, and it's on while I'm in the room. Yeah, so there's talks that he'll be on the finale of The Apprentice. He seems like a very likable guy. He's great, dude. Yeah. He's great. Well, talk dirty to me. That one didn't really fit, though, Woods. I mean, that's the thing. He was waiting so hard. You wanted to work that one in? Wow. He's just trying to work that. It's really an unskinny bop. Is that right? It's really an unskinny bop was your line that you decided to use. All of them. I'm a huge poison fan. Huge. Who isn't? Seriously. So good. Besides me. You didn't like poison? Not. So good. Not even a little bit. I didn't like the ones. I didn't like the bands that wore lipstick. No. Rat wore lipstick. Rat's a genius. Never noticed it. Never noticed. You know what it was? Woodsy. I mean, Crew. Tell me. I didn't like Crew. Kiss? Let me explain. Hang on, Woods.

1:43:31Let me explain. The deal with my, and maybe some people can relate to this, the deal with my hair metal affinity was that if a band took themselves seriously, I liked it. If the music had a serious tone to it, I liked it. If it was supposed to be fun and... Freewheeling. I didn't like that. I didn't like fun and like... You didn't like David Lee Roth? No, he loved David Lee Roth. Well, I liked Van Halen. Van Halen. What about his, like... The East Coast girl. No, didn't. Garbage. Garbage. Yankee Rose. Getting a little warmer. Brilliant. Kind of brilliant, yeah. Yeah. Kind of brilliant. What about Hot for Teacher? That's Van Halen. Oh, that is Van Halen. And all that was good. Oh, so good. But that's not serious. Did you see that video? Sure it was. Couldn't have been more of a joke.

1:44:24See, that's what my wife says. My wife says that too. My wife says that she puts Van Halen in the same category as Poison and all that. And I go, no. You do too, Lauren? Do you put Aerosmith in that category? No. Aerosmith's more serious. Really? Van Halen's a genius. Yeah, for sure. Oh, so speaking of, so when we went to, when we went on vacation, we rented the movie The Cove. It's a documentary on these dolphins that they are killing in Japan. We talked about it here on the show, and I'd never seen it, and it was supposed to be a really well-made documentary. I'll watch a documentary on a turd. Yeah, me too. I mean, I'll watch a documentary on anything. Write that down. And so we're looking through the different movies to watch, and every time I get to one,

1:45:25that I know that my wife would be interested in, I try to go real fast because I'm like, oh, I don't want to see Twilight. So I'm like going real fast past Twilight and stuff. And like all the Meryl Streep movies. Every guy does that. Yes. They do the same thing. So they think we won't see, but we see. She's shy. Yeah, sorry. I don't want to watch It's Complicated. I don't. Or The Proposal. The Proposal's good. It's Complicated was on the real fast, real fast, real fast. So finally I go, what about The Cove? She goes, okay, worst mistake I ever made. Yep. She's bawling. She's sobbing watching it. And she is now vegetarian. What? 100%. Yeah, she's not kidding. Wow. She's vegetarian. Is it a phase? There may be a chance that it's a phase because she's leaving room for conversation when it comes to meats that came from places that they're well cared for. I'm like, sweetheart. You know, the end for these guys is not necessarily like...

1:46:27a happy story. They're still slicing them up. Yeah, pretty much. At the end of the day, we're getting them either rare or medium rare. Yeah. Well done. Delicious. Did she ever think about going veggie before she watched the movie or is it all this movie? She had. All girls do. Yeah, doesn't every girl? You never did? I like a cheeseburger. Are you kidding me? It doesn't. She already, when she would, she would never eat any kind of meat off the bone. No chicken, no steak. And when she would get a steak, she'd turn it into a hockey puck. Well done. And so now we're vegetarian. Well, I'm not. But I say we because she's vegetarian. Does she want the kids to become vegetarian? No. Pretty much makes you vegetarian, too. Yeah. Is that Pulp Fiction? Is she going to cook? She'll cook her stuff. She'll cook my stuff. So she's still going to deal with meat. She'll still deal with it. So she's going to do double duty. Oh, boy. Really? Yeah. She's going to make your stuff special for you even though she's not eating it. No.

1:47:31She's going to make normal dinner. Dinner. And then she'll make her preparation separate. It'll have to be something completely different if she's going sans. Can't she, if she made steak and potatoes, she just makes one less steak. She'll just have potatoes? Yeah. She'll just have potatoes. It's a great meal. That's a choice that she made. Well, like what else? What else? Yeah, tofu? What are you going to do? Tofurky? That's her choice she made, right? Yeah, her favorite food is In-N-Out. We went when we got back. She got the... grilled cheese that's not on the menu that you just asked for. Rebecca, really? Yeah. She's dedicated. She's not kidding around. Yeah, that's good. Which means that I have to, you know. I've got a book for her. I'll bring it in tomorrow. Oh, no, not in a minute. Please. Living organic. Nope. Does that bum you out? Do you think you won't be able to get, like, because you guys order in a lot. Do you think she won't get you the food that you want because she doesn't want it around? She will. It's not going to be difficult? That hasn't even been talked about. I just know that's the deal. What is that? I'm one Tara. Are you there, Tara? What's going on? Mikey, is this you? Yes. I've got to tell you, you've got to not let your wife cook you dinner. That's ridiculous. That is ridiculous. She already cooks dinner. Well, I know, but I mean, if she has to decide for herself that she wants to go and be a vegetarian, then...

1:48:58You've got to eat what she cooks you, ma'am. That's her decision, not his. Right, and I will let her cook. She's just going to cook something for me and something different for her. Right, but can't you get yourself... I'm assuming she's doing this. She saw the cove, right? And she's doing this because she feels like it's a moral decision for her. Yeah, it is for her. Right. But a moral decision for you is not to be easy. You can stop and get some dinner yourself, my man. Really, my lady? Hang on a second. Wait a second. My lady. My lady. Why? Why would I? Are you suggesting I become veggie, too? Well, I think it's more than that. If it's not an ethical decision for you, which is completely okay, I think that the problem is, you know, you're making her go out of the way to cook two meals at once instead of once. She's going to make them for the kids, too, and, you know. Yeah, but there's a lot of kids who are vegetarian now. How is it making her? It's not as hard. Why don't you become a little grill master, Mikey? Really? Grill up. I am a grill master, but if my wife is cooking, if my wife is cooking, why would I, why would I?

1:50:08Switch to, like, a vegetarian. I'm not vegetarian. You know what? You probably need to start menstruating, too. Yeah. We probably need to. We go through that. Why don't you? Yeah, you probably need to. It's not that. It's not that. It's the inconvenience, I think, of making two meals instead of one. That's what I'm getting at. I mean, if it's not a problem for you ethically to be, you know, a meat eater, which I think is perfectly fine, especially since there's so many organic choices and stuff. If that's the case, then she has to still cook two separate dinners for you to have the dinner you want. Tara, you hear me say this all the time. I say it's fine to feel whatever way you'd like to feel. You just don't rub it all over everybody's face. And that would mean that she feels that she's going to be vegetarian, and so am I. Is she going to change me into a vegetarian? Well, it's just easier to buy one meal for a family when you're cooking at night. I mean, I think it's... Adios. Yeah, but what if she decides that she's going to start working out all the time? Does that mean Mike has to go to the gym every time? No, because that doesn't affect his daily... But it does because she needs a workout buddy. It will keep her motivated. Exactly. Nah, that's her own thing. But cooking a meal has to be provided for one full set. It's hard to make one thing separate. Tara.

1:51:17Let's say that my wife decides that she wants to get, you know, really healthy sort of soaps. I suddenly have to switch from dial maybe that I really love. You can use your own soap. It's not like Rebecca bathes you. All right. Well, then why? I'm saying that's what I'm saying. Maybe she does. Rebecca does bathe him. You know that. Bath time. Bath time. Bath time. Bath time. Mine is after. But what if, all right, well, what if Mikey did the cooking? And then she said, she's like, well, I want to be a vegetarian. So. But I think it's her responsibility to make her own meal that's for her. You know what I mean? I think whoever the different person is that isn't cooking is the person that has the... Well, she's the one that changed the rules. Yeah. Guess you're cooking your own meal. How does she feel... Woods, control yourself. How does she feel about handling the meat? Look at Woods. She's like a seven-year-old child. I know. Seven-year-old child. I'm serious, though. He fell out of his chair. You said that. Does it gross her out to actually, like, touch it? What? Put it on the tee, dude. You know what happens. I know. I asked you. Preemptive. She doesn't have an issue with it. You know what she'll do, though? What's that? She'll ask me to come into the kitchen, and she'll put a skillet on.

1:52:40And she'll ask me to come into the kitchen and take the chicken out of the yellow packaging and put it into the thing because she hates to touch it. So she does have an issue with it. But that was before. That was before. How's she going to do now? She'll still ask me to do it. She'll still ask me to do it. Do you think she'll still cook you up a nice steak or a nice, you know, couple pork chops if you want? I hope so. Tara thinks I'm a monster because I would have to do it. No, it's not. Oh, goodness sake. It's not that at all. I just think that whoever is the strayer is the person that gets their own food. She's the one. She made the choice. She changed the rules. She makes her own food. Did it ever cross your mind when you were, like, taking the plastic off, like, trimming the fat off the chicken, putting it in the skillet? That's a good part. Ew. It's delicious. Well, did you ever think, well, I'm already here. Maybe I can just finish cooking it. No, you know that. Did it ever cross your mind? No, he's a man. Men don't cook. Is this for real? What a question is that? I see where she's coming from. Did it ever cross my mind? Hey, grab some Windex and a rag. Clean, too, while you're at it, pal. You know what? I don't like the feel of the garbage bag, honey. Can you help me take the garbage out? Because I don't like the feel of the bag. Right. That's not an analogy.

1:53:58You're already going through the steps. Like, why not just stand there an extra five minutes and cook it yourself? What? Because she's cooking dinner. She's making dinner. I'm doing her a favor. She doesn't like to touch that. She didn't like to touch that chicken. Okay, cool. I'll do that for you. Now I got to take it over? No. What is that? You don't. Yeah, you got to cook it yourself. It's not going to make you do that. Put it on a grill. Tara wants. Grow up, Peter. Tara's trying to put me in Tara jail. I'm putting you in terror jail, yeah. You're a terrorist. You're interrogating. You're a terrorist. You're a terrorist. Interrogating. You're interrogating me. Genius. Yeah, I mean, I think it's a little defending the caveman of you. I think you've got to get with the program, man. Well, I think if I were living it with you, it would be terrifying. Wow. Hey, all right, well, to each his own. All right, thank you. That was terrible. Wow. Pterodactyl, but I didn't know how to work that in there. Try to work that in like unskinny bop. Yeah. Try to work that one in. Hey, my pterodactyl. Say it. Pterodactyl. So now you and Rebecca in the kitchen, she's braising her greens and you can be grilling your steak and doing whatever. Just two people cooking meals. No, it's too many cooks in the kitchen. Only one. That's why you go to the grill, which is outside. It's too much work. Just throw some meat on there.

1:55:21Melissa? I'm on Melissa. Is this Melissa? No, this is not Melissa. This is Marcy. Hi, Marcy. Hi, my daughter's been a vegetarian since she was about 13. She's 17 now, and I feel like it's my obligation as a mother to make sure that she eats healthy, and I absolutely hate cooking two separate meals, but as a mother, you know, it's her choice, and so I have to... You know, do what I got to do. You're a good mom. Keyword. Great mom. Keyword. Mother. It's hard. It's hard especially when she wants to, you know, sometimes, you know, sometimes I got to be like, A, pull out the frozen stuff I bought you. But other times, you know, if I make stir fry, there's two skillets. One has all vegetables. One has delicious meat. Yeah, what about on the days when you make like chicken salad and a baked potato or something? Do you make her something separate or does she just have salad and a baked potato? Salad and a baked potato because she loves potatoes. How does she not have a nice fresh steak? Yeah, chicken breast. She likes like steak.

1:56:29Eggplant cutlet does not taste as good as a juicy burger. Do you have to have a substitution like that in every meal? Or can you just rally and have a baked potato every once in a while? Totally fine without it. But, you know, it's up to her just depending on how she's feeling. Plus, she's a teenager. And if she's going to be a brat that day, then I'm going to tell her to eat a bowl of cereal. Would you trust your 13-year-old to be cooking on a grill or a skillet or something like that? First of all, my daughter is a spoiled brat and she wouldn't cook anything for herself. She can't even rinse out her own bowl of cereal. That's fantastic. But I'm just saying that if Rebecca's decided to do this on her own, which is great, I don't know how long it's going to last. It's going to last until she's... thinks about that delicious number two at In-N-Out. Now it's really going to last since we're talking about it. If this is her choice and really sides are going to get really old because she, my daughter is always like, I don't want to eat just the sides. All right, Marcy, we got to run. Thank you. I appreciate the phone call. Thank you, Marcy. She's going to get you, dude. I know. The spite bit. I know. Yeah, because now she heard it. She's like, oh, really? I'll show you. Okay. I'll be vegetarian the rest of my life.

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2:06:33Of the Mikey Show. This is FM 94.9. It's Balandi. Yeah, it is. Mikey Show consists of five people. Myself. I'm Mikey. I am your manic Hispanic host. Wow. I'm 39 for a couple more weeks. You ever use that on the radio? The manic Hispanic? Of course not. You use Michael Shannon, but you won't use the manic Hispanic. Manic Hispanic would have been silly. Yeah, you looked at me like I'm ridiculous. Yet Michael Shannon is okay in suspenders and a beret. That was supposed to be really handsome. It was cool then. Real sharp. Latino named Michael Shannon. You haven't met a lot of Latinos named Michael Shannon? No. I haven't. I met in some. I met in some. I met in some. I met in some. I met in some. I met in some Irish Michael Shannons. Yeah. Do they look like Mikey? Nope. Nope. I'm Mikey. That's Woodsy. That's Lauren. That's Sienna.

2:07:50Hello. Who's Lauren? Pepper O'Brien. You better knock that off. Yeah, our consultant, I forgot to tell you this. Our consultant says, you guys should pick one. Zero percent. Agreed. Agreed. Thank you. He says, how else are people going to know? They know. Do they? Don't they? People email me all the time, like friends and family. They're like, what did I miss? Why are they calling you Pepper? It's because you had Pepper in your teeth. You know that. It's a great reason. Hey, how many iPads we sold so far? One million. Are you kidding me? I'm not kidding you. I did do that. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Yeah. They went on sale on Friday, April 30th. No. No, the 3G did. Yeah. Oh, the 3G. Yeah. Yeah. No. April 3rd. Yeah. My birthday is when they came out. Yeah. And so 28 days later.

2:08:46They've sold a million. Is that good? Is that good? I don't even know. Yeah, it's really good. They didn't sell a million iPhones until 7040. That shocks me. Dude, they cost $500. What's a million times 500? 500 million? Yeah. And it's more, they're a lot more expensive than the iPhones and the iPhones didn't sell out as quickly. And if you remember, the iPhone lines were crazy. You couldn't get them. They were hard to find. Frankie was in line. Yeah, I was. You were? A million doesn't hold much weight with me anymore. I'm like... A million? Oh, well. Seems like a lot of... $500 million went to iPads. I know, but it's like the word million just doesn't dazzle me the way it used to. I'm a millionaire, so it's not that big a deal. You think that you should be putting your pinky to the side of your mouth and going to million? One million. One million dollars. I think that's a lot. Come here, Susanna. Susanna's hanging out in the studio. She works in our... Sorry, I was just going to sit back. Say again? I was just going to sit back. What did you say? Is there a chip on her back? Do you have a chip on your back? No, I was just going to sit back and watch you guys. Oh, okay. Weird. Susanna's a really cute girl from the accounting department. She's an intern. Thanks. Did you hear that, Woods? I heard. She is. Thanks, Jay, Woods. What else? Yeah. Woods thinks so, too. Yeah, he definitely does. Say it. Married man. Say it, Woods. Not allowed to look at anybody else. She smells nice, doesn't she? Yep. Yes.

2:10:10Got a retainer in, though. That's the thing. That's the... There's the rub, pal. That's the rub. There's the rub. There's the rub. You know about rubs. How old are you? 27? Yes, that's correct. How old were you when you got your... What? How old were you when you got your braces off? Oh, see, I didn't have... I had braces when I was, like, 16 or something. What did she say? She had braces when she was 16. Okay. Yeah, but then, like... You've been wearing a retainer ever since? No, I just got it recently because I was getting an overbite. Oh, okay. Yeah, so. I was just trying to scale things back a little bit. Skeletons in the back. Skeletons in the back. Everybody's got their skeletons in the back. Scale things back. I should have been wearing my retainers when I was 16 when I got the braces off, but I was sloppy and lazy, so. Take it out. Let people hear what you sound like. A pretty voice. That's what she said. Oh. Sorry. Wow. Is that too vulgar? That's such a different, such a different sound. So sorry. It's really a different sound. Oh, my God, Woods. What have you been up to? What have you been doing? I was just noticing Woods' new shirt. That is. He's got a new shirt on. You get new shirts almost as often as Jamie changes her rank of America pin number. How do you know that she changes it? What? How do you know? Does she? I don't know. How would I know that? Jamie's Woods' wife.

2:11:33How do you know we bank at Bank of America? I figured, I mean, it's America, isn't it? Not everybody banks there. Not everybody banks there. I don't bank there. I do. Third degree over here. Oh, my. I'm not giving you the third degree. We're asking you a question. How did you know? How did you know that Jamie changes her pen? Maybe you get. Okay, maybe I will. Maybe I will. Gosh, why did you seem so edgy? Oh, good. Are you so edgy? It's like you're acting like you did at that Long John Silver's and Gila Bend when they were out of cocktail sauce. And you whisper to Jamie, how long can a Long John Silver's be out of cocktail sauce? And then you sneeze three times, which is so cute. And Jamie said, bless you, dear. Like she owned the place. Whatever, Jamie, get. I'm kidding. Jamie, let's totally hang out. Wait a minute. Where's the Long John Silver's and Gila Bend on the drive down? I was fiending for some chicken planks. When you were moving from Texas? Yeah, when I was moving. I was in Gila Bend. She was following you. I think she was following you. By the way, Woods, you dropped this. Dollar bill. Yeah. It fell out of your pocket at that rest stop in Amarillo, and your fingers are probably still slippery from those ribs in Fort Worth. Oh, wow. Wait a minute. How did you know I had ribs in Fort Worth?

2:12:49I just took a guess because... You took a guess? Yeah, it was a wild guess. And Fort Worth. And the rest stop in Amarillo. Hold on, hold on. Go ahead. I want my baby back, baby back, baby back. I want my baby back, baby back. Chili. Baby back, babe. What is happening? Susanna, you have to know. Thank you, guys. Susanna. That's a good bit. You have to know that this is weird. Her bet is following me. Did you follow me? Yeah, following you from Texas. No, I wasn't following you at all. Visiting my uncle in Texas at the same time. What did she say? One of those weird quinky dinkies. I can't even keep up, which I don't know. Take the retainer out. You did what? You were doing what? Oh, no. I was just saying I was visiting my uncle in Texas at the same time. Oh, so you have an uncle in Texas. What's his name? What? What's my uncle's name? Yeah, what's your uncle's name? Quickly answer it. What's your uncle's name? Uncle Sam. Uncle Sam. Uncle Sam. Wow. Really? We all have an Uncle Sam. Oh, yeah. It's really weird. Visiting your doctor, Dr. Pepper. Is that what you were doing? Pepper. Where is Pepper? Yeah, where is Pepper? I'm over here. Don't worry about that.

2:14:04Oh, my gosh. So, anyway, Woods, what did you think of the beds at the Hampton Inn in Tucson? Weirdo. Oh, my God. I thought they were super comfortable. Dude, I stayed at the Hampton Inn in Tucson. Of course you did. Of course I slept alone. I did not. I know. He slept with his wife. He's got a wife. Yeah, I got a wife. Yeah, don't remind me. Anyway, did you like that strawberry yogurt they had? I thought it was pretty good, but I kept getting, like, seeds stuck in my retainer. Yeah, I loved it. That's what I had for. Breakfast at the Continental Breakfast. Yeah, they had a Continental Breakfast here. Yeah, I know. I was there. It was weird. I didn't see her. Yeah. You guys, I was trying to wave you down, but you were, like, speeding away. Yeah, well, they were coming here. She followed me the whole drive. No. I just, like, one of those, like I said, weird quinky-dinky. Like you were visiting your uncle. Sometimes. You were in Texas. Sometimes.

2:14:58And you did the exact same drive at the exact same time that I did. Oh, apparently Woods owns Texas now. And the entire highway system, right? Wow. Is that what we're talking about here? This is kind of weird. Can I put this back in? Please. I'm not. Oh, wow. That's a lot of saliva. That's a lot of saliva. So back to me trying to be nice. Yeah. Anyway, Woods, you might want to repair the caulking on your bedroom before the summer gets here. The windows you have in there because nobody wants it getting too hot in there. Of my new house? Yes. How do you know about that? She knows that you don't have caulking in the window. Just saying. Just a generalization. Really? That's a generalization? Does Mikey need to do it? Do you know Mikey? Rebecca takes care of that. Yeah, right. Jamie wouldn't do something like that. Just kidding, Jamie. Wow. Call me. Wow. Call me. Wait, so you want to be friends with Jamie? Yeah. Do you like her? She's totally friends. What was that? I don't know, but her face turned red when she said it. Beat red. Sometimes it's hard to say things. You know all this started because one time Woods got... Stickers. Stickers? Snickers. Stickers. You got stickers. Snickers. Snickers bar. Out of the vending machine. For her? Yeah. Well, it was dangling and I just gave it a little... Bad. Bad.

2:16:19Wow. One just slammed his hand down on a pen and it flung at Mikey. Almost took my eye out. Almost took him out. I gave it a little. See that, Susanna? You know? Really? Did that tickle you? What? So funny. That's a creepy. That's a creepy. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Sorry. Okay. Whoa. I shaved a piece of your hair. You shaved a piece of his hair? Did she say she shaved a piece of his hair? She shaved it. She shaved it. No, I... No, what? You said... You shaved it. I said... You said... I said... Yes. We're living on a prayer. I'm a Bon Jovi fan, right, L.O.B.? Where's L.O.B.? Oh, my God. Don't drag me into this, Susanna. She's getting crazy, Susanna. She shaved a piece of my hair. Hit the button. Hit the button. Oh, my God. Hit the song.

2:17:25This is mine and what's his song. Is that it? Yes. My God. This is the perfect snow dance song. Is it? Is it? Yes. Your hands down here. Okay. My hands down here. Maybe here. Well. I can't imagine why Susanna's single. I can't imagine. I can't either. She's gorgeous girl. I'm so. I'm just a lot of fun. Take the retainer out. Okay. Yeah. I'm all worked up. I know. Interesting laugh. Really interesting laugh. Yeah. Very scary. I never even knew I had that laugh. It's like, what brings these things out of me? It just brings these things out of you. Like, I just don't know. Wow. Then Google your name. Anyway. Yeah. That was exhausting. Did we do a background check on her? Yeah. Uh, hello. Mine's not the one that took like three days. Yeah. Mine came through with flying colors. She likes the bad boys. That's true. She does. Yeah. Thanks, Susanna. You're welcome. You're something else. Michael Esparza. Thank you. Okay. Is that it? That's it. Do you want me to do some more characters or something? No. No. Thank you. Fine. We have plenty of characters. Thank you. Put this back in. Go ahead. That'll help with the overbite, Susanna. Thanks a lot. Bye, guys. Okay. Bye, boys. Bye. See you tonight. Bye, Susanna. It's so creepy what she does with a hand. She just said she'll see you tonight. Yeah, then that sounds terrible because I'm not going to see her tonight. Not at all.

2:18:52In her world. She may see you, though. Yeah, I think she's watching me when I sleep. Hurry, Frankie. What do you think that Mickey Rourke would listen to during the filming of Iron Man 2? What kind of music? Death metal. That's what I'd put him with. But it's not the case. He was my neighbor for years. Oh, really? Yeah, so, yeah. Well, then you know he likes a lot of music. Jon Favreau, director of Iron Man 2. Greatness. Yeah. Guy was in Swingers, played Mike. Greatness. He's a director. Dead to Iron Man, he's doing Iron Man 2. Here's what he says about Mickey Rourke. Yes, always blaring heavy metal. Because on the set, like, no kidding, when he's on the set, he loves to blare the music really loud. So all the scenes you see, imagine with him dressed up with those body tattoos, he's blaring improbable songs. Like what songs? Like Amy Winehouse, Rehab. Oh, wow. But not just for himself and a Walkman. Like when he's there with the whips, it's blaring. So the whole crowd, we would have to tell the crowd, don't dance. You know the scene where they show in the previews where he's got those whips? Oh, yeah. That's what he was listening to while they were filming it. Rehab. Rehab by Amy Winehouse. It's not only in the movie. It's just for Mickey. Wow. And Narls Barkley, crazy. He would like that one too. Wow. He likes the real played out songs. Yeah.

2:20:08He loves Rump Shaker. Yeah. When they were filming, those were probably the big songs. By Rex and Effect. He loves Party in the USA. Who doesn't? Who doesn't love Party in the USA? I don't. I'm going to put my hands up. You do like it, Woodsy. I do not. It's the worst. Everyone likes it. I believe everybody kind of does. Do you? Yeah, I think it's catchy. Is it? Sure. It is. Is it? Did you guys hear? About the beluga whale in China that can paint? This is a true story. Who hasn't? It's a true story? Yes. How does he paint? Well, he puts a paintbrush in his mouth, obviously. What? Well, he's in the water, isn't he? Okay, well, apparently he found a paintbrush. It was left behind by a visitor and he started playing with it. And so someone walked up with like a piece of paper. Left behind by a visitor? You mean like when we all go to the aquarium with our paintbrushes? I don't think he was at an aquarium. Hey, honey, have you seen my paintbrushes? Well, honey, did you call the aquarium? You know you left him there again. I saw you bring it in there. I know you like to take him to SeaWorld when we go. Yeah, this whale lives at Polar Ocean World.

2:21:22I don't know why there's a paintbrush. Yeah, when you go to Polar Ocean World, you take your paints. Maybe someone was making a sign that worked there and left it lying, and the whale grabbed it with the teeth. With a paintbrush. Yeah, a big can of paint. He's doing watercolor in his spare time. Exactly. No, so when they saw the paintbrush in his mouth, someone walked over with, like, paper, and he started painting, and he loves to do it. Is he good? Is he a good artist? I'll show you. It's a whale. How good could it be? Maybe he is. Abstract. He draws people. No way. And the people look like seals. There's no way. This is true. How do you know it's a seal? And he really likes blue. It's his favorite color to use. And he's best at painting seascapes. Is he? I'm calling hoax. Why would they say he likes to paint people that look like seals? No. His people look like seals. In the picture that Mike's looking at, it looks like it's a boat with people on it, but the people are seals. I want to see that. Must be watercolors. Doesn't it look like a boat with people on it? Does it? It's ridiculous. Let me see it. Let me see it. Really? Dude, that's cool. Yeah, that's a real seascape. He did a sun and everything. It's a boat on the water with a sun. It looks just like Starry Night from Van Gogh.

2:22:37It's amazing. Ridiculous. More like Scream. That's a couple of those dudes in the back going, you want to see how dumb people are? Let's paint something that will stick the thing in the whale's mouth and take a picture. Good marketing. Ridiculous. Excuse me. It's a touching story. It is not. I want a Beluga whale. I'm not touched. No. Come see the painting whale. That's ridiculous. He said anytime there's a paintbrush around, he instantly wants it. Of course. There's paintbrushes laying around aquariums everywhere. Well, the trainers now bring them to him. Of course they do. Ridiculous. It's adorable. That's unbelievable. Stallone says no more Rambo. Yeah, dude. Why? Why is Sylvester Stallone not going to do Rambo? Well, is this a telegram from 1985? Who was like, we want Rambo. We want it now. I need more Rambo. No, sorry. We can't do it. Please do one more. I'll make an official statement. No. Please. Plead as much as you want. I can't do it. Just one more.

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2:33:06Welcome back. It's the Mikey Show. You can call us if you want, 570-1949. And you can also text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. If you were not listening earlier, one hour ago, we announced the Mikey Show Invitational happening May 13th, a week from Thursday. Next Thursday. Yeah, a week from Thursday. So we'll be out at Riverwalk Golf Club and golfing it up. And if you want to golf in a foursome... in front of us or behind us. You could bid on it starting at 10 a.m. this morning at MikeyShow.com. And all the proceeds are going to Rady Children's Hospital, ADI, the Autism Discovery Institute. So, very cool. And it's taking place next week. You know who I feel bad for? The force I'm playing behind us. Oh, man. Because they've got to wait, right? Hurry up. It's going to stress you out. It's going to stress me so bad. I'm already stressed about that. You're dying already. You just said it and I'm stressed. You guys will be fine. Oh, yeah, we will. Great. They'll be making fun of you. We won't make fun. Really? I won't. No, they'll be making fun of you. I'm supportive. You are. I'm an athletic supporter. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. So, if you haven't seen this, man, Nashville is underwater. Yeah, downtown Nashville. Can't believe this story. Grand Ole Opry House. Unreal. Yeah, Country Music Hall of Fame flooded by the Cumberland River. Wow. I know it. That is so.

2:34:29Outrageous. Even the grass inside LP Field where the Titans play. Really? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Nuts. Listen, when I signed on this morning, it said the headline was Nashville Underwater. I mean, that is bad, bad stuff. I mean, historic landmarks filled with water right now. That's crazy. I mean, and we're already dealing with the oil spill in the Gulf. And so there's going to be a lot of money going out in relief. That's bad, though. That's really bad. What's going on? When those rivers break like that. Are people dying? Yeah, there were like 20. 28 people died in three states, 10 of them in Nashville. That's unbelievable. Yeah. Okay, so I got to read you this from Sienna's recap email today. She was saying that she was very, she was in the mood to watch a new movie. And so she finally watched Up in the Air.

2:35:28Everyone's been talking about it, won awards. I haven't seen it yet. Clooney. She says, I've been hearing so much about it, and she finally checked it out. She says, I have to say, it really freaked me out to think that we could actually be fired online. See, the gist of the movie, here's the idea. The movie is that Clooney is a specialist. He works for a company that goes in and fires people. It's like an outsourcing. His job is to come into places where the bosses don't want to deal with awkwardness. So Clooney comes in and does all the firing. Wow. He offers a package for them. Now, what you sort of realize as the movie goes on is that Clooney is actually really good at dealing in a very humane way with the people that he fires. You know they use real people that actually got laid off for those scenes? Wouldn't that be? Every human being on the planet. I mean, hasn't everybody at one time been canned? We've all been canned. Like recent layoffs. Really? Yeah. So people were talking like those little testimonials that they showed. Right. Was actual people like responding to how they felt during the recent layoffs. Well, the idea of the movie is that they develop a program that will sort of network. And that means that you only have to have one person in charge of all the firings.

2:36:47Because George Clooney lives up in the air. He's always on a plane traveling, traveling, traveling, doing this. So why not do it from one location all the time? That way there's a video camera on him. An employee comes in, doesn't know they're about to be fired, sees the computer screen in the room with no one else there. George Clooney's face is there and he fires them through the computer. That way they don't have to pay for the flights for him. They don't have to pay for his hotel. They don't have to do any of that stuff. Teleconferencing. Teleconferencing. Isn't that creepy? That's creepy. Like, imagine that. I would be like, pick up the computer and throw it at me. You're going to fire me face to face. Yeah, working somewhere for like 20 years and then you look at a screen. I don't think I've ever been fired. Oh, my God. You've never been fired? I have, dude. Oh. I've never been fired. I've quit. I don't think I've quit. Dude, I've had some epic quits. You have? Yes. Like what? You want to hear my best one? Yeah. All right. So I worked at the same company in which I flooded the hotel in Scottsdale. Worked for this company. It was payday. Got a huge commission check. I mean, I was like, oh, wow. So it's sitting in my bank. So I'm feeling good. I take it upon myself. We're having a bad month as a team. And I say to my guys, hey, guys, listen. Why don't we, instead of going out to lunch, let's order in.

2:38:04I'll take care of it. I'll pay for it. Float me cash later, whatever. And I'm going to step up and take charge. And I'm going to order everybody's lunch and we'll work through lunch at our desks ripping the phones. Well, so I'm walking around. There's about 10 people on my team. So I'm taking orders for lunch. I then go back. I walk away and I hear my boss at the time tell another guy on my team. He goes, that MF hasn't done one lick of work today. Dude. Your boy slammed on the brakes, walked around to his cube where he was sitting. He's about three foot seven. So I put my finger in his face, dude. And I was like, are you kidding me? And we went at it pretty good for about 10 minutes. And I go, you know what, dude? I'm out. I don't need this anymore. I go, you're a clown. This place sucks. And you can basically take this job and shove it. And you walked. And I walked. I packed my stuff. And I had, you know, tons of dough in the bank that day. And I was like. I'll be fine until I find something else, you know, for a while. So that was it. How long did it take you to find something else? Three months. Kid kicked back for a while. Made a real ride. Yeah. Yeah. Played a little guitar, grew a beard. I am the, in terms of, and 570-1949, call us with your epic quits or fires. Oh, yeah. They're so great. And that's what the movie shows, too, is people getting fired and, you know, what it does is it shows you the various different types of personalities.

2:39:31Getting fired. Right. There's the angry flip out guy. Woods. That would be me too. There's the breakdown and cry lady. Sienna. 100%. There's the do it, take the news extraordinarily tactfully. Mikey. That's me. Jay's like that, too, right? There's got to be another option for Jay. The first time I got fired, I was just like, oh, dude, you are in so much trouble. You don't even realize all the stuff. And I was trying to tell him all the things he had to do to kind of catch up. Because I had all this stuff going. And I was like, it was promotions for a company. I was like, you're going to have to do this. You're going to have to do that. You got all this stuff. And I was like worried about him. Oh, really? And I was like, and then all of a sudden it sunk in and I was like really super sad. But the most recent one that was here in town after working for a company for 13 years, I was like, high five. I was like, yeah, I'm out. Not much severance. Yeah. They're like, what is wrong with you? I'm like, I can't wait to get out of this hell hole. I was gracious. That's huge. Yeah. I was nice. Really? I thanked him. Gosh, I wish. The only thing that made him mad for me was I had a company car.

2:40:36And they had called a cab to take me home. Oh, what a shot. No, they didn't. And then they were like, yeah, not only did we call you a cab, but we can't really let you collect all the stuff that you have here because we're worried that you might take some things that aren't yours. The proprietary information. I'm like, are you kidding me? And they said, we'll message it to you. And I was like, really? Because that generator's mine. That's a trailer that's mine. This is a big black tube that belongs to me. That ping pong table's mine. You're going to send all that over? And they're like, oh, yeah. Becky, can you just come back tomorrow? That's a hell of a messenger. 570-1949. Our phone lines are blowing up. I'm sure. With people that have had epic fires. I don't want to kind of say this out loud, but I already started. I always kind of wanted to get fired so I could be like, oh, yeah. I'll show you. Now I don't want to because I've got bills and stuff like that. But when I was like a teenager, I was like, yeah, do it. Do it. I dare you. Because I did like the dramatic. throw my apron down. You know what? You don't have to fire me because I quit. Have you done that bit? Oh, yeah. So you've quit jobs. Dramatic, yeah. Dramatic quits? Weird. Never done that. I'm always so nice. I've never been fired. I got kind of let go when I was a waitress for years. That's fine. Because of, I know, I guess, they had the secret shoppers that come in and you don't know who they are, but they mark you. And I was working for a big corporation, restaurant, chain restaurant.

2:42:00I didn't come back with their drinks within three minutes. Oh, my gosh. And I didn't, like, upsell an item. So, like, oh, you should recommend, I recommend you try this. You know, try to get them to buy the nicer wine or something like that. You guys want an El Presidente margarita? Because I don't want to tell people what they should have. I'm not like that. And so for those two things, I got fired, even though I was the waitress that trained all the new waiters that came in. That sucks. BS. I worked for a radio station in San Jose. And they were firing the entire staff. Now, before firing the entire staff, they'd held a meeting to tell us no one's getting fired. We just bought this company. And I know that there's a lot of people nervous that people are going to start getting fired. So we want to let you know nobody's getting fired. And we were like. Yep. And they even sent us a Christmas card. Wow. They even sent us a Christmas card after that. Like a couple of weeks later, they sent us a Christmas card saying, you know. Showing the owner of this new company's family was him with red sweaters. Counting his millions. And we were like, I think we really are safe. About two weeks after that was D-Day. They're firing everybody and they're calling everybody into the office one at a time. Well, what happened was is they thought that they would have the entire sales staff fired by 2 p.m. and they didn't.

2:43:27So they started hurting us in four at a time, execution style. No way. How many people were in the room firing? There was one person and an HR person doing the firing. Unbelievable. So I came in with four other people. I remember the four I was in there with, and we sat down on a couch. So they say, you four? Yeah, we're letting you, you know, we regret to inform you that we're letting you go today. Hey, guys. I'll tell you what, it's up there with my biggest fears. Getting fired? Yes. I know. Now I'm terrified. In radio, that was just always the deal. I don't want it to be that way. Coming up in radio, I was fired. I've been fired by so many radio stations. I don't want to be fired. Can we just live here forever? Can we just be here? Can we just stay? Dad. Just do our show. I just want to stay. And if we get fired, can we just do it in your yard? Yeah. Radios, you know, because you have to keep the ratings. Like, you may be doing a great job, but if your ratings aren't there, you know. Remember in Goodfellas when Tommy walked into the room and there was plastic on the floor? Yeah. If we ever walk into a room with Garrett and Karen is in the room. We're dead. Run. Yikes. I'll start crying. Yeah. I swear. We ever walk in there, we go. In fact, when I was fired at Dallas, I've told this story before. When I was fired in Dallas.

2:44:41walked into the room with our program director, sent me and Eddie an email, said, I got to talk to you guys after the show. Oh, God. And immediately you're going to vomit your hand. I kind of thought, I think this might be bad. I'm not sure, but I think this might be bad. And we walked into his office. There's the HR lady sitting in there. And he goes, guys, today is going to be a really bad day for you. Oh, gosh. That was his exact words. You are kidding. Was it Dwayne? No, it was Max Dugan. Wow. Do you remember that guy? No. Yeah, it was Max. My key. Oh, it was terrible. My key. My key. Human resources, I always call them the angels of death. They're like, they have this big smile. Like, I'm going to help you. And you're like, really? Are you going to help me? Are you going to fire me? It's so good. That's the thing. Like, I love the HR people. One day, though, they may have to be the bearer of bad news. But the HR people, what if they get fired? How does that work? Yeah, how does that work? She's got to be there with her. The janitor. No, they bring in the big wig. HR lady. And they all kind of, you know, they usually all look at the same. It's like they all get the nice smile. Who fires the big time HR lady? The CEO. Yeah, the president of the United States. Sorry I have to be here today, but we're going to have to let you go. If I got hired and had the job of HR, I'd be like, yes.

2:45:53Yeah. I'm good. That is an awful job. The lady that was over at the other place I worked, she and I had a relationship built, and every day that she knew she had to let somebody go, she was just so miserable. Yeah. Oh, it's brutal. I can't imagine doing that. M1 Tom, are you there? Yeah. What did you do? Well, I used to work at a gas station. It was a family-owned business. I was one of two guys that weren't family members. And the dealer, his nephew, who got me a job there, he was dealing all kinds of stuff out of the back room. And basically, when we were working at night, he wasn't working. I was doing all the work. So I got to a point where I didn't want to put up with it anymore. I decided I'm going to go home, not clean the whole station, leave it a mess. And my boss will call me in the morning, which is his uncle, and prove it to say what happened. I wasn't going to rat him out. I didn't want to tell him what he was doing. But I think he knew he wasn't performing. And so basically, I left a note, and next morning, I didn't get a call. I woke up, asked my parents, hey, did Bill call? He said, no, why would he call? I said, well, I quit last night. They said, what? He said, yeah, I'm at it. So I decided to go up to the gas station. I went up there, and the guy that did stuff looked at me and walked up, had this kind of a grin on his face. He goes, hey, what's going on? I said, you know what's going on.

2:47:19I said, I lived this place a mess. And the dealer came over and looked at me and said, what's wrong? I said, I quit last night. He came back up after me, threw it at my nose, cleaned the whole gas station. He looked like nothing happened. No way. And I just, he gave me this funny look, and I hauled off and knocked him out. And he was on the ground, and went punching. And his uncle was looking at him. He said, Smoke, this cigar is classic. He's looking at him. He pulls the cigar in his mouth. He said, is that true? He goes, yeah. He said, what, son? You're fired. Wow. He probably was our nephew. He shook my hand. I just kind of looked at him. I walked away. I'll see you later. Wow. Tom, how tall are you? 6'2". I can tell. I'm listening to Tom's voice. I'm like, I bet he has hands the size of a toaster. Yeah, for sure. Sounds like he has hands. That's a good depiction. Yeah, dude. I bet you have heavy hands. Dude, that's rad. So he basically, he left it a mess. And then the guy, because I bet you the nephew was like, oh, dude, he quit. So he's going to rat on me.

2:48:19He's going to rattle me when my uncle calls him, so I'm going to go ahead and clean it and throw away the note and everything, right? Well, the funny thing is he got off before me that night, like an hour, and I had to do all the dirty work. That's why I said, I'm not going to do it. And he lived about a block away from me. I see him driving by my house. After I had left, I thought, wait a minute, why is he coming home late? Creeper. And so I kind of knew something was wrong. It was a funny thing. I worked on, like, Saturday mornings a lot, and he'd close on Friday nights. They'd be partying, and I would come in, and there was his uncle there, and there would be, like, a bong next to the oil filter. And, hey, Bill, who's that customer out there? And he's looking to kind of shift the filters around and hide the bong, you know, on the shelf. Oh, man, Tom. I was coming for this guy, and I just got to the point where it's like... They got fed up. Tom, Tom, how many guys have you knocked out in your days? There's another guy that... I have never knocked someone out. I mean, I've just never... First of all, you know, me. I mean, I'm kind of a peaceful guy, but I would never have the ability to knock. Do you have the desire to just once? That would be the most awesome feeling. Sienna would love to feel the crunch of, you know, Sienna would like to be in the UFC. I've gotten in fist fights, but I can't, I don't think I've ever knocked anybody. I've cold cocked somebody real good. Really? And it didn't drop them, but I've gotten somebody once just, I mean.

2:49:43Good. I would not want to be in a fight. I just want to punch someone one time. I want it to be someone that really wronged me. I want to hit them. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I think I'd be like, ooh, are you okay? I couldn't do it. You could. It's in you. If somebody was messing with Jake or something like that or hurting your family, sure, in defense. You know, I'm just not a fighter. I'm not either, dude. You wouldn't kill, like, if someone messed with Jamie or, you know, they're dead. You know who I am? I'm the skinny, crazy guy that you better kill. Skinny. Skinny fat. Skinny arms, skinny legs, fat gut. But I'm that guy that, like, I better kill that guy because he's not going to stop. Well, yeah. I've been in a ton of fights, and honestly, there is no winner. There really is. Everybody gets hurt, man. That's very peaceful, Gandhi. Your fists are all torn up. Well, it's true. You just get beaten down. No, there's a winner. There's a winner. I mean, there's an obvious winner. Well, in that guy Tom's case, there was. But it both, like, you know, these days, you can't have a good, you couldn't go out and have a good old-fashioned, like, all right, let's settle this with our fists. Let's scrap. A, it doesn't happen anymore. B, you'll go to prison for assault and battery or something ridiculous.

2:51:04My dad didn't teach me how to fight. Did he not? No. Yeah, mine did. In fact, our friend Chris actually told me how to throw a punch. Before I'd met Chris, I didn't even know how to throw a punch. Chris and Tommy, my friend Tommy. How do you? Will you show me? How to throw a punch? You have to put your body into it. You have to have your thumb outside, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Or else you could break your thumb. Yeah, you don't ever put it inside. Tommy said, Tommy's deal was that he said that you're... Forearm and your fist have to become one thing. There's no bending your wrist. I have really weak wrists. Don't break your wrist. I will. Don't break it, meaning don't bend it. I'd break my fingers, hand, and wrist if I'd punch someone. Punching somebody in the face hurts more than getting punched in the face. Yeah, I bet. And then you've got to put it white. Your whole body into it. Yeah, in fact, there was a show on the Science Channel that was called Fight Science. And it was showing you exactly where a punch comes from, how to do it, and that it's supposed to start at your heel. Yeah. Comes all the way up through your body and ends with your fist. 570-1949 is our number. I don't know how we got on that.

2:52:18I don't know. How did we? It's a Mikey show. We start with one thing and it goes to something else. That's what we do. That's our bread and butter. Wait till I tell you what kept this lady bed bound for six months. Wait till I tell you what it is. I'll give you a million guesses. You won't guess what it is. Hoyle has a new plan for us. Oh, great. To make for us to be better. Yeah, even better. There's always a place to go from number one. Just because you're number one doesn't mean you can't keep going higher. Doesn't it? Doesn't it, though, Paul? I mean, doesn't it mean that you can't? Where can you go? You go to number one, one, one. One A? Zero listeners. You get more listeners than you have. Yeah, I feel you. I get you. That makes sense. I'll tell you what it is. I know you. I know that. We know that you will. It's next. I think that people are going to like this.

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3:01:31I'm going to tell you in a second why this woman was bed-bound for six months. Hey, Tommy's going to be at the FM 94.9 event going on at Jose's in La Jolla. Cinco de Mayo party tomorrow. It's happening from 3 to 8 during his shift. It's going to be cool. It's the 5th of May. The 5th of May. Mikey. That's right. I know that. You should know that. When I was in line at the grocery store yesterday. Yeah. The bagger was talking about Cinco de Mayo, and she said, yeah, the 6th of May. And I was like, oh, uh-oh. You're like, really? Oh, no. You'd probably have sent him to jail, wouldn't you, Mikey? No, Hoyle, I wouldn't have sent him to jail. They don't even celebrate Cinco de Mayo in Mexico. Yeah, did you know that? Yeah, I did, actually. It's a weird fact. They don't. It's an American thing. So it's like just an excuse to get hammered on a Wednesday? Yeah. Is that the bit? Right? It's a bit. Seriously. It's ridiculous. Hey, it's Ochenta de July. Ochenta the 80th of July. The 80th of July. Welcome back to the show. It's a Mikey show. There's five people on the show. Me, Woodsy, Pepper O'Brien. We got Sienna. We got Jay. He's our producer. Who's this guy, Jay? Let me talk to this guy. What's his name? And we're going to tell you in just a second why the lady was in bed for six months.

3:02:53M1 Eddie, what's up? Hey, how you doing, Mikey? Good. Hey, man, I'm just calling to let you know I'm a dedicated listener to you. And, you know, I'm going to follow you wherever you go. And I'm going to miss Mikey. I'm going to miss Guy and Ashley and Eddie. But I'll be listening to you in the morning instead of them. Did you just find us? Yeah, I was flipping through the stereo this morning and I heard your voice on the radio. I thought you were gone. I was like, oh, there he is. Sweet. Well, dude, I got to tell you, man. It was a... trippy thing what happened back in december but i couldn't be happier and i'm with the i'm with the group of people that i was meant to be with in my entire radio career there's no doubt about it no doubt about it i was meant to be with the people that i'm with right now and i am meant to be with you guys the rest of my career yes there's no doubt but thank you dude uh and that's the thing a lot of people don't know that we're on the radio A lot of people don't know it. I've been spinning signs every day. Seriously. I should do that. I have been. It's so weird that our show became very popular very fast, which was just a blessing. Yeah. And incredible because we're going to have billboards that go up on Monday. And up until then, you know, there hadn't been anything that was telling people. But now even people that don't know will know. So very cool. By the way, no rabbit hole involved meant to be. But I got to.

3:04:18Get this kid in there. You got to see this sign spinner who lives by us. You will die. You'll die. Yeah. He's the best thing I've ever seen. You haven't lived here long enough, Woods. No. This kid is phenomenal. They get crazy. Dude, he throws it up. He turns around. He catches it behind his back. He is. No, no, no. You think you've seen it. This kid is the man. Really? I'll have a contest. I beg to differ. I saw a guy doing front flips off a box. He may win. He was standing on the power box, and I thought, oh, he's just spinning up on top of the power box. Next thing I saw, he's doing a front flip with a sign doing craziness. He lands, and he's like, ta-da! Maybe we can judge a competition. 100%. A sign spinner competition. I'll go find him. I'd love to know, too. We should. What are they playing on their iPod? They all wear iPods. They all have iPods. What are they playing? Like, what's the spinner? Miley Cyrus, you know that. Yeah, of course. So why was this lady in bed for six months? Because her boobs were so big. It's a true story. It's a true story. I know, I know. I thought about maybe going on bed rest a little bit. After the baby's born, I may need to. They don't run in the family. They gallop. They gallop. Yeah, well, this woman in Peru, a mother of four, she was told that she had to stay in bed for six months. She couldn't do anything. Her boobs were so big, she was a size N. N? Those are knee shooters, dude. Really? How did that happen?

3:05:38It just kept growing. They kept growing. She suffers from a rare condition known as gigantomastia. Gigantomastia. Gigantomastia. It's a disease called gigantitis. It's like elephantitis of the breast. Yeah. It is. It is. And so she got some surgery. People found out about her case, the media and everything. And they cut 35 pounds of flesh from her boobs. Wow. I think about that. Wow. I think about that sometimes. It's about a reduction. No, I wish you could weigh how much. You can. You can. Of course you can. How? No, because it's like additional weight from my back and stuff. I bet it's really strange. Here, I can tell. Come here. I don't mean mine necessarily, but like the people that have really big ones, they may want to know how much they weigh so that they don't think it's their body. If that lady was 35 pounds, 35 pounds of boobs. Yeah. That's just what they removed. Oh, my gosh. Well, they had fear that the boobs could squash her lungs and it could kill her because they were so big. It's unbelievable. 35 pounds. That's a lot. So she went from a size N to a 34B after a six-hour operation. Six hours. This guy's just scooping fat out. That's like a six-year-old, like sitting on your chest. Yeah, it is. It really is. Five-year-old, maybe. Wow. Five-year-old. Five-year-old. Four-year-old, maybe.

3:07:01All right, three-year-old. Three-year-old. Okay, a baby. A six-month-old baby. Jenna's nine. She doesn't weigh that much more than that, I don't think. You guys know who Lynn Redgrave is? Nope. She passed away. She's 67. Lynn Redgrave. She's an actress. She's an actress? Nope. I feel bad. Natasha Richardson's mom. She was in... Is it? Yep. Didn't know that. Her what? She was in the movie Georgie Girl. Natasha Richardson's mother. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, that's sad. God's in Monsters, so it wasn't sad before that. Oh, I didn't know who she was. Here's the Georgie girl song. Remember this? No. I do. I was a little kid. I remember that as a child. Sounds like a parody. It does. Maybe she died of a broken heart because her daughter passed away. Natasha Richardson, that's right. She was suffering from breast cancer for seven years. Wow. So it killed her, yeah, at the age of 67. Let's see. It's a sad story. Yeah. So I'll have to give you something to uplift you. Should I tell you about the German guy that married his cat? Great. How disturbing is that? What's wrong with that, Michael?

3:08:20You're not supposed to marry an animal. That's gross. Well, what if your animal falls ill and vets tell you it's not going to live much longer? Then can you marry him? Was it for insurance reasons? No, this man apparently had the cat for 10 years. Was it so that the cat could become a U.S. citizen? No. The cat's name was Cecilia. He's a German man, and he lives in Germany. Cecilia the cat, they would cuddle all the time. He said she always slept in his bed. And when he found out she was not doing well, they tied the knot. He paid an actress to become an officiant. What? Because it's illegal. So she did it. I can't imagine a guy like that didn't have friends. Yeah, I know. An officiant. The girl said, at first I thought it was a joke, but I realized it was his dream come true. Why would you hire an actress? Because you don't have any buddies that'll do it. What power of attorney or whatever? What power of whatever does she have? It's very different in Germany, Lauren. You don't have to have the pastor or the priest. I'm an actress. Yeah. Just anyone will do. It's fine. It's great. I now pronounce you. I now pronounce you man and cat. Oh. But, like, what if the cat didn't want to marry him? Yeah. Like, the cat can't say it. Sometimes those arranged marriages go that way. That's exactly right. That's true. They don't have a say. He paid the actress 300 euros, which is 395 bucks. Wow.

3:09:46To marry them. Hey, listen, I'd really like to talk to M1 Harold about how his mom's boobs weighed five pounds, but you know what? How did she find out? Harold, how did you find out? She had five pounds removed from each boob. They were giant. They're still 34C. Reductions do run in my family as well. They do? Yeah, you get them. My grandma got them. My aunt got it. Everyone. That's two and a half pounds per. That's a lot. A lot of boob. Hey, Mikey, since you're talking about the cats, why don't you tell everyone what my idea is? It's a stupid idea. What is it? He wants us to give away dogs or something. No, puppies, dummy. Puppies? Puppies? I like puppies. Everyone likes puppies. That's the point. We get them on the show? Yeah, you give them away on the air. Oh, we give them away? Yeah, you give like puppy an hour. You can't just give away puppies to random people, though. And if you do it on Puppy Friday or whatever. But you need to make sure that the puppies go to a nice house. You just give them away. It don't matter? It don't matter. You just want people to get them. Can you just give away babies?

3:10:54No, you can't. You need to make sure they have a nice life. Well, that would be ridiculous. Yeah, but this isn't. Giving away puppies. Well, what are you going to give away? Like all the other DJs are going to give away Disneyland tickets and stuff? CDs. That sounds good. CDs. Tickets to see Muse. Oh, gag me with a spoon. Gag me with a spoon. Anybody have a spoon? I'm in. I haven't heard that in 30 years. Puppies, y'all. Think about it. That's the key? Yeah, Puppy Wednesday, Puppy Tuesday, whatever you think. Well, I don't think you could do that. Listen, guys. Listening. Hot dog and boob job. A couple guys I had working for me. Hot dog and boob job. Back in college. It's the best name ever. Hot dog and boob job. Yeah, did you come up with that? They were good. Well, that was their born names as citizens. Was this a job of a guy or a girl? I think that speaks for itself. A girl? No, a guy. Why? Because he had a boob job. Why would a guy have a boob job? Because he turned into a woman named Wilma. Where is this happening? I'm just telling you. It's in North Carolina. They're weird out there. Long time ago. They had a four-share the entire month of Rocktober because they did it. Rocktober? That's right. That's what we called it when you rock out. In the biz. Oh, okay. In the month of October. It ain't October no more, is it? It's Rocktober. It's Rocktober now. No, it's not. It's May. What kind of puppies?

3:12:17Any kind of fluffy ones, the ones I'm going to keep. Are you going to buy them and bring them in? No, I'm going to have Rick Jackson, the general manager of this radio. Where is he going to get? You're his boss, right? The freaking puppy store. I don't know. I mean, you get them at the pound. Wherever you get them, you give them away. You're going to make Rick, the GM, go out. Of our radio station, yes. He's going to go out and get all the puppies. Well, get a station wagon or rent one or something. No. Okay. Well, I'm kind of on board. I like puppies. You got to think bigger, man. What? In Texas woods, think big, man. That's the slogan over there. Everything's bigger in Texas. That's right. I'm not totally against the puppy thing. I think it's a good idea. But can we do background checks and make sure? Background checks on a freaking puppy? No, on the people. No, on the people that win the puppies. They haven't committed a crime, Sienna. They're dogs. No, the people. A dog can't commit a crime. I don't want the puppies. Do you think geezers and dogs are walking into banks, robbing banks, the geezer bandit and the puppy bandit? The geezer? I'm a German shepherd. Give me all your money. But we don't want to give. I'm a gold retriever. This is a holdup. But we don't want to give a puppy to someone like the geezer bandit. I ain't suggesting giving a puppy.

3:13:28People love it, I guess. The SPCA and PETA will have a cow. They'll have a fit. Yeah, there's all kinds of stuff you have to make sure. Everybody in the home is checked out. All right, let's do it like this. We're FM 94.9. We give away 94 puppies. No. No, we just said no puppies. Imagine if there was 94 puppies in the studio. I would love it. It would stink. I'd be a lot of poo. That would. But we clean out the pound, we get them rascals out of the cage, and the listeners, written the listeners' hearts out of the cage into your hearts. People would try. Get out of my cage and jump into my heart. Well, that's kind of catchy. That was good. That's not bad. Helen Woodward sells each puppy for about 300 bucks. Yep. Oh, wow. We're going to buy 94. Keep being a rinky-dink little radioist listening to me, then. Come crying to me, though, being like, oh, I had ready. We should have knew. What do you say now? You're our master. We're your slave. You're our master. We do anything you want. What if we did one puppy and people could apply online? It's the dumbest thing ever to give away one puppy. If you don't give them away, give away 94, girl. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. You get it? Listen.

3:14:46Next move, I'm going to tell you, you're not going to listen to me. Ratings are going to sink. And then I'm going to come in here and you're all going to be like, let's do sword swallowing. Let's do, let's give away, let's start lighting our farts on fire. Making the blue flame. Let's do whatever we can do to get the ratings to go up. Sword swallowing. Mikey will be in here with a big old giant samurai sword going up. Just to try to get the ratings. Mikey does not need to mess with his throat. Oh, God. Mikey's the captain of the Spanish Armada. Let's get this thing rolling. We had an idea, right? Jeez. For Mr. Spanish Armada. Mr. Golden Egg himself over there. We give him up as the number one prize. We let him be people's gardeners. Wait. Yes. You can't give Mikey away to be someone's gardener. He'll be Mr. Golden Egg. Sorry, Mikey. I mean, senior golden huevo. Faso numero uno. You can't talk to someone like that. I just did. Well, you shouldn't. It's bad. So wait, why Mikey is the gardener? What? What? Put a little brown in your town, you can get it. Put a little brown. You can't say things like that. No, you can't say stuff like that. No need to panic with that Hispanic girl.

3:16:11Oh, my God. Are y'all Latin up? I mean. What if Mikey doesn't even know how to garden? He doesn't even know how to garden. Oh, really? He doesn't? What if he doesn't? He's a Mexican, for goodness sake. You know that guy's got it in his blood. No. I'm crying out loud. I bet I could bring an avocado in here right now. He'll make us some guacamole like he never had in your life. He does make pretty good guacamole. Wow. Sienna. Yeah. I bet you got gardeners. You know what I'm talking about. Well, I do. Yeah. Tell me some of them don't look like Mikey walking around spitting habanero seeds in your yard and all that. We do have habanero peppers growing in our yard because of the seeds. Since Mikey's DNA like that Cholula sauce is. Oh, my. Cholula sauce is coursing through his veins. You can't just say that, though, because I'm Mexican. I don't even know how to speak Spanish. Don't you? I don't. You just spoke better Spanish than Mikey can. I know. Huevos Rancheros. I called him. I'll say it again for you. Senor Golden Huevo. Oh, man. Put a little brown in your town. Think about it. Wow. That was. So. Wow. Our options are give puppies away or send you to be somebody's gardener. I mean, as funny as I think it would be to see you garden, Mikey. I think that's. He does have crops. Slightly racist. It's not.

3:17:38racist if he goes out and helps somebody grow a beautiful garden. What is so bad about that? Well, what if I did it? Because Mikey doesn't know how to garden. I'll do it. Woods, we're not going to send you to be a gardener. Why? Because you ain't Mikey. Get it? I mean, I could do it. I would vote for Woods. Woods would be like a fish out of water. Well, the ridiculous thing is I'm actually a great gardener. Are you? Of course you are! You got a green thumb? He's got a brown bum. All right, Hoyle. You're ridiculous. Are you a good gardener? I'm a great gardener. He grows vegetables. Of course he is. All right. Well, then let's send someone that doesn't know what they're doing. Let's send wood. Yeah, send me. Hoyle, why decide? That doesn't work for you, Hoyle? You know, I'm about to give up on y'all. Why? Hot dog and boob job got it immediately. And y'all, it's like driving a nail through some kind of iron fence. For y'all to get it. Well said. Oh, God. It's like driving through an iron fence, you bunch of dimmies. Oh, man. What are you implying? I don't know. Let's see. This is M1 Pete. Pete, how are you? Hey, what's up? Hello. What's going on?

3:19:01Oh, nothing, man. I have no one else to share this with, so I guess I'll call my friends. What is it? I just bought a bottle of kombucha. No way! No way! Are you serious? Oh, you're using it to strip the paint off your car. Nail polish. Actually, I need to clean my brakes. I got these old brakes. No! Kombucha is what? is what Lauren drinks. It's like a vinegar-based health food drink that's got little bits of particles like mushrooms floating in it. Have you taken a sip yet? Oh, man. I took two and I have to pull over. I'm so nauseous. Oh, it's awful. It's awful. I didn't know vinegar could spoil. Maybe grow up, Pete. It tastes like rotten vinegar. It tastes like spoiled vinegar. It does. I want to tell you guys that you guys are like audio crack. Vacation, man. I was having withdrawals. Hey, Pete. Have you heard the kombucha song? Yeah, man. Actually, I heard it this morning. I was like, you know what? I'm going to go get a bottle. If I didn't pay however much I paid for it, it would have been out of the window already. Oh, you took $5 a bottle for that filthy vinegar. He's going to nurse that thing like a fine tequila for like a year. Have you gotten to a chunk yet? Oh, gross. Please don't talk about that. I hope I don't.

3:20:25Here's the kombucha song if you missed it. Her name was Lauren. She was a health nut with hippie flowers in her hair and granola everywhere. She liked her wheatgrass and ate organic and all the water she adored. Lauren always wanted more across the whole food store. A sample shot was poured. It was brown and it had some floaters So what was this drink? It's the butcha That sweet kombucha The oddest health food drink found at your grocer It's fermented It is kombucha Mushrooms and cultures are found in the bottom But they float up At the end of kombucha She loves kombucha

3:21:30It's my favorite. I want to put that song on my iPhone. Do you remember the first time we saw her drinking it? It was like the second day on the air. It was like when in Raiders of the Lost Ark, they found the Ark. That's what it looked like. When she opened the bottle, it was like when they opened the Ark, people's faces started melting. Did you know that we were going to freak out? I barely knew Lauren. I'm looking at her going... What is that? I'm looking at Mikey going, who the hell did you hire? Hey, Woods and Siena, you guys have never heard of it before, right? No. Me either. I drink bacon fat, dude. Yeah, me too. I drink syrup. I drink syrup right out of the bottle. Yeah, I don't mix it with soda water. I drink the Dr. Pepper syrup. I'm telling you. Sicko. She loves. Yeah, I'm the sicko. Different strokes. Different strokes. Fair enough. Yes. Yes. For real? More. Stephen Hawking says time travel is possible. I'll explain. And wait till we tell you about the stripper that was faking, you know, she was getting, like, money from insurance. She's trying to pilge her insurance. Pilge her insurance. And then we'll kind of ponder what that phone call to her, you know, representation from an attorney's office may have sounded like for her. It's coming up.

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3:29:12Ombac.org. Back to the Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Stephen Hawking? Brilliant. Absolutely. Out of this world, brilliant. Out of this world, brilliant. And he's completely aluminum. I used to confuse him with the Apple guy. Yeah. I didn't know who was who. Well, Stephen Hawking is an extraordinarily brilliant man. Astrophysicist. Aren't we all? Aren't we all? And he says time travel's possible. Yes, he does. I can't wait to hear this. Yeah, please. Oh, this is really scientific, so bear with me here. Sure, we'll all get it. Yeah, he's not afraid to let everyone know, too. He's been speaking out about it. And if you don't remember, like a week ago, he came out and said that he believes aliens walk along the street with all of us as well. He said that? Yeah. Oh, I thought, see, I didn't understand. Aliens disguised as humans.

3:30:41Really? Yeah. I knew that he had said that he thought that aliens existed. I've seen men in black, too. Right. Wow. He really thinks that? Yeah, well, I knew that he thought that they existed. Like, I thought he meant they existed in outer space. Yeah, but that kind of like, I don't know, with Steven. I know. Really? We're in line at Vaughn's, and the person in front of us is an alien? Maybe. Come on. Really? Well, then why are they wearing dickies? Trying to blend in. Maybe I'm confusing. I mean, I know definitely that he said aliens existed, but maybe I'm thinking of another story from like two weeks ago that was aliens will walk among us. Sienna, I read a lot of news. All right. You saw a commercial for some sci-fi movie. I watched Men in Black. No, no, no. Now that I'm thinking. Maybe I saw Close Encounters of the Third Guy. Now that I'm thinking about it. I think it was. And we talked about it in the air. It was like three out of five people believe aliens walk among us or something like that. So then I read aliens and I said, oh, so Stephen Hawking. So how does he say that we travel through time? Well, he believes that humans can travel millions of years into the future and repopulate their devastated planet.

3:31:58Now, I'm just going to read you this little bit because if I try to put it in my own words. You're laughing at the story or you're laughing at her? I'm laughing at the story. That's so stupid to me. It's not stupid. Please. Really? We're going to travel millions of years? Let's see what he says. No, but I kind of agree with him a little bit. You do? And a DeLorean. No. Get him at DeLorean and get it up to 88. But even on Lost right now. Okay. Are you really doing it? You're done. Your argument, it's over. No, no, no. But people can live in two different time zones. Really? The same person in two different time zones. Yeah, it's called the border of Kentucky and somewhere else. You put one foot in each and you're both there. Colorado and Kentucky or something. Indiana? Indiana, maybe? I don't know. I'm bad with geography. I don't know. I'll be able to explain once Lost is over because it's happening right now on the show. Well, how does he say it's done? Well, Hawking said once spaceships were built that could fly faster than the speed of light, a day on board would be equivalent to a year on Earth. That's because, according to Einstein, as objects accelerate through space, time slows down around them. He says moving backwards is impossible through time. You can't do that because it violates a fundamental rule.

3:33:08We haven't built that yet. It violates a fundamental rule that cause comes before effect. So we can go millions of years into the future, you guys. Question. Yeah. Say we could go back. Where do you go? If we go back in time? Yeah. I just want to see dinosaurs. Do you? Just like everybody does. I go back to 85, Sunset Strip. Oh, my gosh. I would want to go back to the Renaissance. Not me. I don't want to go to Paris. I can go there anytime. I want to go when they built Versailles. I want to go when they found diamonds. Do you ever... This is kind of off topic. No, don't get us crazy because I had a thought. I have a thought. What's your thought? Where would you go? Well, first of all, I don't want to go anywhere where there's not air conditioning. So you'll go back to 88. Yeah.

3:34:10Like when I see old movies and there's no air conditioning, I'm like, how did you survive? They show these movies of like, they're in these like three foot or four story walk-ups in Brooklyn in July. And everyone's just like sweaty. I'm like, really? In Europe, women walk around with those little hand fans. The electric fan with the strings that blow up. I'm so heat sensitive. The hand fan doesn't work, though. No. You use just as much energy wiping it back and forth, and it gets you all worked up. I thought you didn't like AC. I love AC. I hate AC. I hate AC. I thought you didn't. Oh, my gosh. Have you met Mikey? Dude, if it gets to be 73, I'm like, I'm dying in here. I mean, I can't handle it. When we were in Maui, if you opened the sliding glass door to let the nice ocean breeze come in, the air conditioner would turn off. Shuts off. And so I would be like, hey, but let's keep this cold. And she's like, it's a breeze from the ocean. I'm like, no, it's, come on. Do you have an ocean view? Yeah. You know that. Oh, you know that. I mean, it wasn't right there, but you could see it off in the distance. You see it out there. You got to leave that open, pal. No. Michael. That's too hot. Too hot.

3:35:34At our house, the shirts come off. It's funny. All the boys in the family, all of their shirts off because the windows are all open. There's no air conditioner even at my house. You don't have AC? No. I live by the coast. Most places don't have them. I'm so jealous of guys. They can just take off their shirt whenever they want. You can't do it right now. When they're hot, they just take my shirt off. Woods shows us his naked belly one time per day. It's okay. Let him do it. Susanna loves it. Susanna. I didn't even know she was in here. She's sitting underneath your table. Hello. It just popped up for a second. It's just weird when he shows us his belly every day. Every day. Every day he's got to show us one time per day. You know that. Yeah, he does. And he rubs his belly. Don't worry about it. At least three times a week, if not every day. Del Mar. What is that, Jay? I don't know, but she said that's what she saw. And so I thought I'd pass it on to you. Aliens? Aliens. It's kind of alien-like. Where did she see it? Del Mar at a restaurant. I think it may be too much for the radio. Is it? I don't know. I don't think so. I mean, it doesn't say anything that's out of, I mean, it's just crazy. It's not dirty. Well, I'm dying to know now. M1 lives. Hi. Hi. How are you? Good. Where did this happen? This happened at Pacific Breeze Cafe in Del Mar. It's right up there on top of the plaza. It's got a really beautiful view of the ocean. Everyone goes there for lunch, and it's a really fun place.

3:37:00super relaxed, and my friend was there, and she said there was a lady with two chihuahuas and her friend, and, you know, the chihuahuas were kind of yippy and out of control, and, you know, she was like, people are kind of weird, and all of a sudden, the bigger lady takes the chihuahua, puts it to her boob, and breastfeeds it. That's the filthiest thing I've ever heard in my life. Did she get kicked out? That's not normal? Did she get kicked out? No, nobody. I mean, the owners, you know, she went back the next day. I was there, and I said, hey, did you see this? And they were like, yeah, it was really gross. And, you know, we didn't really know what to do. I think it was just an awkward moment. I might call 911. I might call 911, too. How does a dog even have the sucking reflex? They do, because they have... How do you think that puppies... Oh, yeah. That they went to the store, bought some butter, some scrambled eggs. Scrambled up some eggs. Some bacon. Sometimes I have a momentary lapse. Do you? Yeah. That is the filthiest thing. That's absolutely disgusting. Ew, that's bestiality. That's like... It is. That's grounds for being arrested. I don't actually think it is. I think it might be. If you tell me that if I go pee and I get caught, then that's...

3:38:20You told me I'd be a sex. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Different. Did you say? No, I'll ask you. Yes, she said that. She did, didn't she? Yeah, she did. You can't say that. Wait, did you say? Yes, that's exactly what she said. That's exactly what she said. What? Write that down. We got to make sure that never makes it in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The second one. Really? Did you say A or did you say B? That's A. B. I said B. She said B. Yeah. What's the difference? Oh, my gosh. She's a daredevil. 100%. She's the new Woods. I'm the good one. Okay, the dog's breastfeeding. You're Lauren Knievel. You're Lauren Knievel. But the dog is breastfeeding. Yeah, but there's no reason for him to be doing the other thing that you said. Right. All right. Ever. Ever. Ever. Lesson learned.

3:39:21Lesson learned. I think we're tied. No. Yeah. It's only my second time. I'll tell you what, guys. Why don't we move on to new releases? How about it? Yeah. I love new releases. What do you guys think? Big day, actually, in new releases. I'm stoked about a few. Okay. I always have to run them by Woods in the morning. Yeah. Do you know who this person is? It's usually me and Jesse. Yeah. And I know about 70% and Jesse's like, oh, you got to talk about them. We're like, oh, okay. I've never heard of them. Who is it? Okay, I'm going to start with Zac Brown Band, Pass the Jar. It's a country group, The Great. Zac Brown was the guy from Saved by the Bell. He was the blonde guy, and he dated Tiffany Amber Thiessen for years. I have no problem with country. You know it, Sienna? Yeah. This is like a live version, I think. Is he in that Toby Keith, Keith Urban vein? No, they're pretty new, Zach Brown Band. Within the last year, they've really blown up. They're really good. Do they do that song about toes? Yeah. Got my toes in the water. I liked it the first time when it was called Jimmy Buffett. And they sing the song, a little bit of chicken fried. 100% right. A little bit of Monica in my life.

3:40:41Also out today, the Hold Steady, Heaven is Whenever. Oh, they're tonight at the Belly Up. That's right. Are they really? Yeah, Hold Steady. You going to be there? Mike? Of course, yeah. I got my tickets months ago. You'll be asleep before the opening band even. Had to get a bracelet lottery thing, you know, to stand in line to be able to get my Hold Steady tickets. And then I was lucky enough to get first in line. It's a good band. It reminds me of Tom Petty. Yeah. A little bit of Petty in there. A little bit of Jacob Dillon. Yeah. Garrett played their last record for his 8 o'clock album last night. Cool. Well, there they are tonight. Belly up. Belly up. Godsmack is also out today. The Oracle. Yeah. Love it. So loud. Love it. Like Godsmack. Love them. One of the loudest concerts I've ever been to in my life. Wow.

3:41:47You don't like that, do you, Lauren? No. Too chunky. I can't. Well, no, I mean, I like listening to it, but I wouldn't like it live. If I leave and my ears are ringing. It was loud. That's my drive into baseball music. Next, we have Deftones, Diamond Eyes. Yes. This one's definitely better. Yeah, me too. It's completely unique. Beautiful voice. It's completely unique. His voice? Yes. He's got a beautiful voice. It's completely unique. I'm really excited about the next one. It's the sisters from the Dixie Chicks. Remember how they split up from the main singer Natalie? Oh, that's right. So this is Emily and Marty, I believe those other names, from the Dixie Chicks. They're now called Courtyard Hounds. For real? Mm-hmm, Courtyard Hounds. You didn't just make that up, did you? No, I didn't. And this album is self-titled. Not the same. Sounds like Sheryl Crow. Really? It's not bad.

3:43:06It's not the same as Natalie, whatever her name is. Her voice is so distinct. Fartily manes, I know. They need her. They miss her. She's not farty. Really? She's a little doll. A little farty doll. What's he? What does that even mean? You know what it means. She's a little angel. Is she? Tony Braxton, Pulse. Jay was jamming out to this this morning. He was. She's got a nice voice. She does. You sound like the Toni Braxton I remember. I could totally be in the car having a girl moment. Almost like Paula Cole. With that song. That's weird. I was like, man, this sounds just like the Toni Braxton I remember jamming out to all those times, you know, with my best of Toni Braxton. Oh, that's who it is. I forgot. I forgot. I do know that. A new album by Frank Sinatra, actually. No, the American Idol Collection. Does that mean the American Idol Collection? The covers that they do on there.

3:44:15Oh. No, no, no, no. He's an American Idol. This is a collection of his songs. Really? I'm assuming. Didn't they do a whole, like, bit where they covered his songs? I think that's, right? I don't know. I don't think they did Frank Sinatra. What else? Trina Amazing. What's it called? I don't know. It's my milkshake, yeah. Boy, this sounds original. I feel like T-shirt. Yeah. Sure Garrett will add that. Garrett loves it. Minus the bear, Omni. This is good. I like it. Yeah. It's a good summer song. Fly into my G5, but listen to this. Play it in the G5. Top down. Top down on the G5. Got my Uggs on.

3:45:24I don't wear Uggs all the time, except I am wearing them today. You are wearing them now. And last of the albums, Bone Thugs in Harmony, The World's Enemy. Nice. I like Bone Thugs. You sound like the old Bone Thugs. Wake up, wake up, wake up. In Harmony. That's good. I like it. That sounds good. Lauren's movie, favorite movie, is out on DVD today. She talked about it all the time. Can you guys, can you guess? She would always... refer to this movie for some reason. This summer, Laura Lee. No, it was in theater a few months ago, in theaters. And she'd always be like, let's go see it. You know, Lauren. What is it? You know, Lauren. What movie did she want us to go see? I don't know. Alice in Wonderland? Don't remember. Thanks for that, by the way. The Tooth Fairy. Didn't she always talk about it? I did. Because it was so, it's a rock.

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3:53:44There you go, Wizzy. Wizzy's dancing a jig. How did she do that? Oh, great. That is so great. You can't dance like that? I don't think so. Mikey can't. I'll tell you that. No. What kind of dance would Mikey do? He'd do like the Mexican hat dance. Like the Morocco. He could do the Mama No. 5. Macarena. Macarena. Can I show Hillary my new hat? Sure. Woods bought a hat at a truck stop on the way back from Texas. Oh, my God. It's the most ridiculous. It's the most ridiculous hat. I had to. Did I not? You kind of did. Did I not? Of course you did. I know it does. It's a giant boob. How much was that hat? Yeah. Like 20 bucks. What? Are you serious? Yeah, money well spent. Wow. That's a conversation starter right there. It's going on my mantle at home. Oh, I hope not. The weird thing is if he wore that gigantic boob hat out and you were single, Girls would talk to you. 100%. The bigger idiot you are. You would hook up with the hottest girl there. The bigger idiot you are. Yeah. A little tip for you guys. It's true. Yeah. Let's see. Sienna, tell us about the guy that eats light bulbs. Oh, you mean the Chinese guy who has been eating them since he was 12? Really? Yeah. Why? He's 54 years old now, and he says he's eaten more than 1,500 light bulbs because the broken glass is, and I quote, crispy and delicious. Really? Yeah. Cut?

3:55:11Yeah. No, he said he developed a real love for the light bulbs when he found out that they don't cause his body any harm. He smashes each bulb into pieces before he eats it and always enjoys a glass of water with his meal. He said, I only eat the light bulbs during breakfast and each day no more than one bulb. Oh, you can't overdo it. No, yeah. Everything in moderation. Why? You can't overdo it. Including bulbs. It's ridiculous. I wonder if he uses his teeth to crunch or if he just... He charges it with the pressure. I know. Why would you do that? His body has a deficiency. And his... Glass. Energy. Calcium. There's something in it. There's some sort of mineral in it, probably. Yeah, it's why people eat mud. Kids eat mud. Kids eat mud.

3:56:00Pika or something. Pika? Really? It's like a thing. Google it, I swear. Google it. It's like a Pika. Couldn't he just have a pill? Like P-I-C-A maybe? Yeah, maybe take an iron pill. Maybe take a B12. You know what I mean? Like, why eat a light bulb? Glass, you eat light bulbs. Yeah, you eat it because your body lacks something. It'd be expensive buying light bulbs. It's a pattern of eating non-food materials such as dirt or paper. I used to eat glue. My brother ate mud. How good was Play-Doh? It was the best. Hair balls. Hair bowls. Because you have a hair deficiency. Maybe you should eat hair bowls. My body's lacking it. I just got to get these down. Hey, can I get a bowl of Herios over here real quick and some Splenda if you have it? Hairy pebbles. I think I have a hair on my sweater or something to chew on. You kind of have pico woods. What are you talking about? He eats pens and metal. I don't swallow them, though. He eats everything. Choose them. I don't swallow them. That is true. All right, we got to go. Let's see. Hillary, what do you got coming up today? What's going on? What do I have? I just kind of grabbed a few things. Surfer Blood and Them Crooked Vultures and The Clash is going to be my very first song. Nice, right? Nice. Let's see. All right, so we got to get out of here. Don't forget.

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