The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 05/10/11
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Operation Street ImpactOther MotherBoob job discussionDeath adder survival storyMeredith Vieira departureJay's staring adviceBachelorette party kidnappingGas Price is RightIndependence JamHarley Davidson giveawayosiboob job
Mikey, Woods, Lauren, Sienna and Jay promoted Operation Street Impact (OSI) at Qualcomm Stadium, giving away stickers, a $24,000 Harley and other prizes. Lauren's mom's "Other Mother" voicemail sparked a bizarre segment where she threatened to vomit if Lauren didn't call her, and Woods of Wisdom fielded a call about a girlfriend's boob‑job request. A gripping survival story detailed a man bitten by a death adder on an Australian island who used his surf bag for shelter and was rescued via a lighthouse, while Meredith Vieira announced her departure from the Today Show. Jay shared his two‑second staring tips, the hosts recounted a bachelorette‑party kidnapping that led to tattoos and a monkey fight, and listeners played Gas Price is Right guessing prices against the $4.21 gas average.
What happened, in order
Operation Street Impact Launch
Mikey announces Operation Street Impact, describing the sticker giveaway, envelope prizes, and the $24,000 Harley Davidson at Qualcomm Stadium from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m.
Super Big Gulp Cup Bachelorette Kidnapping
The hosts describe being kidnapped by a bachelorette party, forced to get tattoos of the bride's name, and nearly fighting a pet monkey while trying to retrieve a Super Big Gulp cup.
Other Mother Voicemail
Lauren introduces her mom's "Other Mother" character, who leaves a bizarre voicemail threatening to vomit if Lauren doesn't call her.
Meredith Vieira Leaves Today Show
Meredith Vieira announces her departure from the Today Show after ten years, delivering an emotional goodbye and naming Ann Curry as her successor.
Gas Price is Right Game
Listeners play Gas Price is Right, guessing whether everyday items cost more or less than the $4.21 average San Diego gas price, with callers winning prizes for correct answers.
Woods of Wisdom Boob Job Call
Woods of Wisdom takes a call from Ryan asking whether he should support his girlfriend's desire for a boob job, sparking a candid discussion about confidence and relationships.
Jay's Two Secrets to Staring
Jay shares his two secrets for staring at women without creeping them out: the three‑second rule and checking the whole face instead of fixating on one part.
Australian Island Death Adder Story
A caller recounts how he was bitten by a death adder on a remote Australian island, used his surf bag for shelter, and was rescued after contacting help via a lighthouse.
People mentioned
MikeyWoodsyLauren O'BrienSiennaJayChrisIanRebeccaYousefPresident Yusuf GalaniMeredith VieiraAnn CurryTom BanksPhillip Rivers
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Ah, yeah. Mikey Show is back in the studio live. I think that's worthy of some applause. We're back in the studio live. Cannot tell you why we were not in the studio yesterday. All I can say is that it's a really cool reason that we weren't here. It has to do with Woods, has to do with Jay. And we've said it before, but we're not allowed to say it anymore. We've been told... Do not talk about it. And so we can't talk about it. But there will be a point when we can. First rule about the thing we can't talk about is you don't talk about the thing we can't talk about. You don't talk about it. That's the first rule of it. Ixnay on the ing thing. Yeah, on the ing thing. On the eel day. Ixnay on the eel day. Yeah. So at some point we will be able to discuss it. Oh, yeah. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the program. I am 40 years old.
Today, wearing a Lakers shirt. Not because I'm necessarily a fan of the Lakers. It's just that they're the local basketball team. And I like the way the shirt fits. It looks good on you. It does. It's soft. Yeah, it's big. Big and soft. Very big. And hopefully that won't be the case much longer. I like your attitude. If it stays big on you, that means you're getting smaller. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. That's right. Woodsy is wearing a beanie today. I like the way it looks. Do you? Yeah, I do. I love beanie. It's mine. My beanie, I'm a big beanie guy, and I only wear it during the winter, and I look like I'm about to rob a place when I wear it. I've never really found one that I liked, and then I wore it yesterday. I think with the longish hair, it kind of curls out the back. I'm like, I kind of like it. There you go. Sienna liked it this morning, so I figured I'm almost halfway there. You like it. It's neat LLB stamp. I'm good to go. Stolen. Stolen from Jay.
Woodsy is 35. He's our sports guy. Lauren O'Brien, otherwise known as L.O.B., is the blonde. She's over there on my right. She got on a little scarf today. It's blue and white stripes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Here we go. She can tell you so you know who she is. Scarf does it for you. I know who you are. Yeah, it's an old scarf getting you, huh, Jay? Nothing you can do with it. Sienna's our news girl. She is 26 years of age. She's got a baby named Thage. And that's this little song we sing for her. Actually, this is a song Sienna sings for her in a really weird voice all the time. She likes it that way. Jay is our producer, 47. He's wearing his Coors Banquet beer t-shirt today. Making a banquet. That's right. He's a very athletic guy, very sinewy. Freaking great word, dude.
That's exactly what he is. Isn't he? Gosh, that's a good word. He really is. He's all sinew. Yeah. It's the truth. It's true. Our phone screener is Chris. Scrawl! Scrawl! Scrawl! He's the kid over there in the other room. He's got a funny recap today I want to read to you. Just a little bit. If you're listening to The Mikey Show, you're a big fan of The Mikey Show. This weekend is our biggest weekend yet. OSI is this weekend. Operation Street Impact. It is our biggest weekend yet as the Mikey Show. And it's taken place at Qualcomm Stadium. There's no price to get in. Why are we doing this? It's Operation Street Impact. We want to hit the streets with our brand new Mikey Show sticker. And we needed a place the size of Qualcomm to be able to put enough of these on cars. And so it's happening from 10 in the morning to 1 in the afternoon. And so we're really wanting people to come out Saturday morning, 10 to 1. We'll put a sticker on your car. But in addition to that, we're going to hand you an envelope. And the envelope could contain, no matter what, it's going to contain a small prize. But it could contain, for one lucky person,
A $24,000 Harley Davidson from San Diego Harley Davidson. There's also going to be other big prizes include His and Her Mountain Bikes. Those are nice. They're sick. Great. How about Surround Sound from Tried and True Home Theater and Security? In fact, it's a friend of mine. He's a friend now. I met him because he was a... You know, he's an audio-video guy. Now he's a friend of mine. His name is Ian. And he's coming in today from Tried and True Home Theater and Security. He is? Nice. Yeah, he's coming in. And somebody is going to win Home Theater installed by Ian. It's going to include a TV, Blu-ray player, install. Wow. It's rad. Can I win? You cannot. Perfect. And so that's Saturday morning. OSI, man. I want everybody to make plans.
Everybody in my family, every friend, every family member, everybody's checking in with me about the OSI. And it's a bummer because Nita is going to be watching the twins. Nita wants to go. Nita's our nanny from Hungary. She should. And wants to go. Maybe she should just drive through with twins in the car seats. Yeah, that'd be cute. Tell her to bring her twins. Yeah. Oh, wow. They're not hers. It's not what he meant. We know what he meant. It was weird what he meant. The thing that he said that he meant. And he meant it. He meant it real good. But it's that easy. You can just load your kids in the car. You don't even need to get out. Just drive through, get a sticker. We will put it on your car. That's right. As easy as possible. If you want to see what the sticker looks like, go to MikeyShow.com and you can see this sticker. It's shaped like an octagon and it's the coolest sticker I've ever done. Word of the day is seagull. That word will be said sometime between now and 10 a.m. And caller number nine will win a four-pack of tickets to SeaWorld. And you'll get to see Viva la Musica. German-Latin show? German-Spanic, Mexican-German show? Not quite sure. Viva la Musica. He did it that way because he didn't want us to go, Mikey, when he said, Viva la Musica. Viva la Musica.
How about this? How about lunch for two at On the Border? You and I? Not me and you. I was going to say, I'm in. Get a room. Let's go. So that's what word of the day is worth today. And don't forget, by the way, Independence Jam. You want to go to Independence Jam? FM 94.9 is throwing a giant party. And we want you to be there. Cold War Kids, Leaky Lee, Peter Bjorn and John, Band of Skulls, Everest. And by the way, speaking of OSI. You can win tickets to Independence Jam by going out to San Diego Harley-Davidson, looking at that badass bike we're giving away, and putting your name in the hopper to win tickets to go see Independence Jam. Yep. Very cool. 570-1949 is the number. M1 Monkey Man from San Diego is on the line. Hi, Monkey Man. Good morning, Monkey. I'm good, dude. How are you? How's it going? Great. Good. Sounds like a couple of you aren't even awake yet. We're just figuring it out, man. We've been gone for three days. Fresh three-day weekend. What's going on, monkey man? Just called to tell you. Love the monkey chatter in the background, by the way. Just called to tell you I am so looking forward to Saturday. I'm about ready to wet myself. Yeah, buddy. Please don't. Hey, man, we're going to have food out there. It's going to be great. I mean, the idea is that you drive through in your car, get the new sticker on your car, but then you can hang out if you want to. Well, absolutely.
Absolutely. I mean, I don't have to work until 2 on Saturday, so I'll definitely be there. There you go. We love it. Bring your friends. Love it, buddy. And their cars. Bring those cars. Harley, man. That's right. Good luck. Thank you, bro. Mike, can I ask you a question that a couple people have put on the page? Is it one envelope per car? Yes. Okay. It's an envelope per car. So when you come through, you get a sticker and you get an envelope. It's not the amount of people in the car. And sometimes people think that. They'll try to coup d'etat. Yeah. Try to get an envelope. Envelope per car. Let's see. It'll behoove you to drive your own car. Yeah. Yeah, it does. So if you want a chance to win, drive your own car. Yep. Don't be a clown. Okay, so we go in. We take out bin Laden. Shot to the head. And I don't know about you guys. Do you guys have this experience? You talk to people. Everybody's heard something. I don't know if you guys noticed this. But they say, okay, it's always they. Where'd you hear that? I don't know. They said... They said .com. They said it. They said it. They said it the other day. It's been said. They said it. But you'll hear stuff. It'll be like, I heard that they actually shot him in the nuts before they got him in the head. Yeah. Absolutely. Where'd you hear that? They said it the other day on something. The guy on the news, they said that they got him first. Yeah. You know what? I heard that they got his dog who was jumping in the air to try to save him. Right. And they...
And they got the dog first, you know. They said there was some broad running around attacking people, and they shot her. They got her. They said to me that they shot her, and then they shot him. Where'd you hear that? They said it on the news. They said it? Yeah, somewhere. They said it on the paper. So they say a lot. They do. And they don't always know what's going on. Talking to a friend of mine the other day, he says, yeah, I heard. It's always I heard. Yeah, I heard it was two shots. The second one was to the head. First one got him in the gut. Four years from now, it'll be, you know, I heard, I don't know if you ever heard this, but I heard he actually had models of the Twin Towers in his hand. As they shot him in the head, it was incredible. I mean, imagine the irony that he had been holding in his fists models of the Twin Towers.
When they took him out. Yeah, there was a dartboard behind him, too, that had the Twin Towers on it. And he had just been throwing darts at it. It had like 500 darts in it. Yeah. Because that's all he did his all day long. Just pop, pop, pop, pop. I heard they had to use silver bullets because the normal ones weren't working. They weren't working. So they were like, oh, just pulling the silver bullets. Yeah, exactly. They were like, hey, we shot him with an AK-47 or with an M-16. Didn't work. So they were like, guys, it's not working. Yeah, they called like the creators of Twilight and they were like, do you guys have any silver bullets? Right. And they had to wait and chase bin Laden around the house until finally they were able to arrive with the proper kind of bullets to be able to take him out. Right. So that's what I heard. They said, well, here's what I'm hearing. I'm hearing that the president of Pakistan is. going hello my baby hello my mama like he's kind of and the reason is because america rightfully so is going hey clown how was this guy living in your backyard we didn't know about it yep how is that possible how is it possible that this dude was living in your house in a five uh for five years
In a million-dollar mansion. I keep my eyes on my own paper. I don't interfere. I understand, but... I'm not like your government, sticking its nose where it doesn't belong every time. I understand this, President. I play golf. I hang out with my old lady. I don't look at neighbors. Yousef. What? I understand that. Mike? Yousef? Yes, Mike? Hang on. You don't have to repeat my name just because I said your name. Okay, Mike. Do you prefer President Galani? You can call me Yousef. That's fine by me. I understand where you're coming from on this, but it's impossible for a guy to be as high profile as Osama bin Laden. And he's not getting some kind of help from your people. Listen, I walked by the compound one day, his friend outside. I said, who lives here? He said, Ken. And I said, oh, Ken lives here. Ken lives here. Great. I see. Tell him to clean this crap off the yard. Really? All good with me. And you were fine. Hey, Ken lives there, whatever. Correct. No harm, no fight. He's not bothering anybody. No, he's very quiet. Wife is in there. Lady's running in and out. It's fine. Well, what's the latest, Sienna? Oh, man. Well, Pakistan is now suspected of retaliating after bin Laden has been killed. Now, the reason for this is because.
They are upset in Pakistan because we came in and didn't involve them at all. They didn't know we were coming in to kill bin Laden. And so they're mad over it. But why in the world would the CIA or the president or anyone let them know? Because no one wants bin Laden to be tipped off. Of course. And I'll tell you what it would have sounded like. Hello. Hi. Who is this? This is Urfar. Hi, Urfar. Is Osama home? Of course he's home. He doesn't leave. Can I talk to him, please? Yeah, hang on. Osama! Hello? Hey, Osama. I just want to let you know that they're planning to come up tonight. The Eagle Land tonight. Are you for real? Do you know for sure? I saw it on CNN. Right. Maybe I check out. Yeah, maybe you check out. Pack a bag. Pack a big bag. Yeah, like the biggest you have ever. Pretend that you're Jay going to the Grand Canyon for a vacation. That's how big the bag you need to take. Okay? Or pretend that you... Listen, pack like an American woman, like Mikey. Correct, correct. Going for three days. Pack for a 10. Pretend that you're Mikey going for three days to Hawaii. And he packed like a woman, you know? Pretend like, what are you going to use those shoes for? Why take them? You're not going to wear them once.
Really? With the workout shoes? Really? Waste of space. Living on jogging while you're there? I mean, yeah, it'd make you feel better, but guess what? You pay extra charge for oversized bag because you're not going to jog. Why don't you load your weights, too? Underwater weights, five pounds that go on your arm. Why don't you pack that, too? I see in your bag you carry a P90X DVD. Yeah, really? Do you have something else burned on to copy? Do you have Gilmore Girls on there? Why don't you just put in box and put things I will not use on vacation and send it to yourself. Osama. Also, as of yesterday, suspicion increased that the Pakistan's intelligence service leaked the name of the CIA chief in Islamabad to the local media in retaliation for the U.S. Now, the U.S. has said that they're not planning to pull the CIA chief. They're so angry. They're so angry. Yeah. How dare you. It was a violation of their sovereignty. Oh, boy. How dare you. First of all, how dare you find him. Right. Second of all, how dare you don't tell us so that we can tip him off. Third of all, how dare you come in and effectively take him out. And fourth of all, how dare the fact that we can't do crap about it.
You got him. We had him. We were harboring him. And you did this under cover of night. Dumbheads. Here's Yusuf. Here's President Yusuf Galani. Let no one draw any wrong conclusions. Any attack against Pakistan's strategic assets, whether overt or covert, will find a matching response. Pakistan reserves the right to retaliate with full force. No one should underestimate the resolve and capability of our nation and armed forces to defend our sacred homeland. Seriously. That's what it sounds like to me. Absolutely. I think that we would say bring it. Yeah. Don't just sing it. Yeah. Bring it. Don't just sing it. Bring it. What did you say to me? You got a mark on that. It's on. Shut up. Shut up. Stop. Move forward. President Yusuf Galani. He also says, let's see. Oh, this is President Obama. I thought this was pretty bold of Obama. He's not pulling any punches. Have a slow connection? We think that there had to be some sort of support network for bin Laden. You do? Inside of Pakistan. But we don't know.
who or what that support network was. We don't know whether there might have been some people inside of government, people outside of government, and that's something that we have to investigate, and more importantly, the Pakistani government has to investigate. We know that one of his favorite things to eat was the $6 burger from Carl's Jr. Now, one thing we know for sure, is that he had $6. But what we don't know is, well, first of all, we don't know if he got stuff all over his face. Don't we? Because if it doesn't get all over your face, it doesn't belong. If it doesn't go all over the place, then it doesn't belong in your face. Tastes good. We know that, okay? So then second of all, we don't know who his Carl's Jr. connection. Yes, we do. Who is it? It's the P-S-N-F-O-B-L. Who is it? The Pakistani support network for Osama bin Laden. The P-S-N-F-O-B-L. P-S-N-F-O-B-L. Otherwise known as P-S-N-F-O-B-L. P-S-N-F-O-B-L. P-S-N-F-O-B-L. Well, then I guess we do. So they were getting the $6 burger. Frequently. You know what's so ironic?
It's called the $6 burger. It costs $3.49. It doesn't cost $6. Mr. President, with inflation, it's actually gone up to $3.69. Now, what I understand now is that it's $3.69. He could afford it, but we don't know where he was getting it. Yes, we do. The Piss and Fobble. The Piss and Fobble, apparently, who we will root out. Support network for Osama bin Laden. We'll root them out. The Piss and Fobble. Piss and fobble. We'll root them out and we'll kick them right out of the country. You can rest assured. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver. are calling it quits. Yeah, they made the announcement yesterday. After 25 years of marriage, they released this joint statement to the LA Times. This has been a time of great personal and professional transition for each of us. After a great deal of reflection, discussion, and prayer, we came to this decision. Oh, boy. Oh, no, you didn't. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. Don't give me that rationale. Don't give me that. We are living apart while we work on the future of our relationship. Don't bring prayer.
into it, yahoos. Unless, of course, one of you cheated. Well, he's a groper. Always has been. And she's a scarecrow. Oh, wow. It's very personal, Jay. I said something the other day I was wrong about. Jay was asking me about my faith. He said, hey, in your faith, you can only get a divorce if somebody cheated, right? And I said, yeah, or unless somebody wants out. Okay. Only if there's somebody that wants out isn't a believer. If the person's not a believer and they want out, you're supposed to let them go. If they're a believer, you're not allowed out. I'm not allowed out of my relationship with Rebecca unless she cheats. I'm not allowed. So why? Yeah, the prayer bit. The prayer bit. We prayed about it and that's what we're going to do. Yeah, that's the pizza last night, pal. That's not God. They have four kids together. They said that they're going to continue to parent their children together. Well, you know what it tells me, too? It tells me that they knew. It sounds like. I don't know. But it sounds like they knew that this was the deal. They were just like, you know, wait until, listen, let's wait until the thing is over and the guy and the deal move into the thing. But before that, I don't want to talk about the deal with this thing. You sure didn't wait to use that Kennedy name to get yourself on the ballot, did you? I didn't, okay? But you sure didn't wait until you could be legally separated so you could start seeing your tennis instructor. Yeah, that's right.
Physical therapist. And your physical therapist. Yeah, and my masseuse. Yeah, and that guy too. Yeah. The Latin one? Mm-hmm. I didn't know about that guy. Yeah, and the Croatian one as well. The Croatian guy. Yeah, that's right. Oh, I guess you're on the world tour. That's right, Mr. Shriver. Oh, really? Mr. Shriver. Yeah. Do you say that when you got into all the premieres? Who got to sit in the front row for Terminator 4? You did, my darling. We were the only ones sitting there. Nobody wanted to go. To your defense, that is true. We were the only ones that actually showed up for that one. There's nothing more menacing than a titanium supernoid with saggy boobs. Right? Fair enough. Fair enough. Phillip Rivers, what's he been up to? He made a rare public appearance on Saturday and kind of got involved in a little Q&A with the crowd. It was pretty cool. I had asked last week, a lot of these teams, the quarterbacks are getting their players together and throwing and working out and stuff together. I was wondering if the Chargers had. Yeah, asked and answered. You watch SportsCenter and you see teams around the league that are doing a lot, and I can guarantee you we're doing the same right here.
You know, 15 to 20 guys for about seven weeks now we've been going during the offseason program. And that will continue to grow. And we'll do more and more football as we get into May and June. You know, because this time of year in April, we're not doing much football anyway. It's just lifting and running. So we still have plenty of time. And, you know, we've got a good group of guys. We'll be ready when the ball gets kicked off. Yeah. He's what they call country strong. He is country strong. He's hard to beat. He's country strong. He's hard to beat. Absolutely. It's because of the ground he grew up on. Yeah. Now, a lot of weird things have been happening in the not-so-friendly skies while we were gone. Weird stuff. I don't know if you heard about the flight. Got diverted. It was on its way to San Diego from Detroit. Detroit! Detroit! And, oh, did you hear about the plane that was going to San Francisco? Had a dude from Yemen pounding on the cockpit door and screaming something in Arabic? Perfect. We'll tell you what he was saying in Arabic when we come back. 570-1949. Or text at 949mikey at gmail.com. More coming up in just a couple. FM 94.9. It's almost here, and it will sell out in advance. FM 94.9 Independence Jam Coastal Invasion. Presented by Miller Lite. Sunday, June 5th at the Oceanside Pier Amphitheater. Ten great artists on two stages and one wandering ombre playing swampy, heavy-sounding blues for four war kids.
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I'm a nudist. Lauren. I did a lot of reading last night. Weird. Woods. I am the grill master. I can grill anything. Sienna. I'm not the neatest person in my house. Todd's definitely more neat than I am, but I wouldn't say I'm a slob. And Jay. I'll come over and help you cut a trench of concrete. On FM 94.9. Love this song. We're going to tell you all the things that are happening on these airplanes that have people freaked out. And I don't blame them. I don't blame people for being freaked out. Hey, by the way, NBC San Diego, our girl Megan, you know, she's a reporter for The Morning Show. We love Megan. We love her photographer, Spencer. And NBC San Diego is going to be hosting a happy hour tweet up at the Tipsy Crow. Yeah. How about that? And it's happening on Thursday, this Thursday. And what they do is they ask people to come down there and hang out with them.
and they're promoting it via Twitter and with us. And so go down there and hang out with them at the Tipsy Crow. It's going to be happening at Happy Hour on Thursday. Word of the day is seagull. Haven't said it yet. So be listening for me to say seagull if you want to win lunch for two at On the Border and also a four-pack of tickets to go to SeaWorld. Four days, ladies and gentlemen. We are four days away from OSU. Only four more days until OSI. And if you go to MikeyShow.com, you can see specifically four days, four hours, 24 minutes and seven seconds. You guys bikiniing it up real good? Of course. Who, James and Mikey? I want to hang out with these two. Smoking hotties. There you go. You get to. You come to OSI. That's right. We're all going to be, all of us from the Mikey Show are going to be putting the stickers on the car. We're going to be the ones that are actually doing it, putting the stickers on your car as you drive through. It's a big event that's happening at Qualcomm on Saturday. And every single Mikey Show listener, every M1 should be there. So I just want to let you know. All right. So a lot of weird things happening in airplanes with security and whatnot.
Two big stories that we need to tell you about, Sian. Well, I'll tell you the first one because this one has to do with San Diego. It was a Delta Airlines flight from Detroit to San Diego. Detroit! This happened yesterday. It was diverted to Albuquerque, New Mexico because a note was found in the bathroom and just simply with the word note had been written on it. So the pilot got on the overhead and made the announcement to the plane. With the word what? Did I say no? Yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry. The word bomb. I was like, why are you guys looking at me funny? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The word bomb. B-O-M-B. I'm like, boy, we're getting a little crazy about these security bits. Yeah, the word. So the pilot got on the over. This is your captain speaking. Somebody just wrote a note, and it says note. So we need to get these people the hell off this plane right now. Oh, my gosh. Over. Sorry. I'm thinking ahead of myself. Okay. So then they made the emergency landing in Albuquerque, and the FBI interviewed all. All 137 passengers. They sat at the airport for six and a half hours. Don't worry. They gave them pizza and stuff. So it was all worth it. They had pizza. Okay, so they brought in pizza. Yeah, because they were sitting there interviewed like, what in the world is going on? And they never figured out anything. I'm sure they're going to continue the investigation. But then the flight continued on later, six and a half hours later to San Diego. Holy cow. Now wait, now that one.
That one was coming from Detroit too. From Detroit. And they had to land in Albuquerque. Yes. And then they had to question them. Yeah. Can you imagine though that you're on the airplane and first of all, you're coming from Detroit. All you want is to be back here. You just want to be back home. You just want to come home to San Diego, the beautiful America's finest city. You're right there. You're that close. And you got to go and land. In Albuquerque. It's almost as good. That's awful. It's awful. And they found a note. Yes, hello. Excuse me, a caption? Yeah. Hi. We have a problem. What? Oh, no. Tell me, first of all, hang on. Come in and close the door. Okay. Yeah, we have a problem. Big problem. What's going on? Somebody wrote a note in the bathroom. Threatening note. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, no, dear. Yeah. What is it? Really threatening words on there. What is it? Well, threatening word. This is note.
Really? Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I know, right? Surely you can't be serious. I am serious. Don't call me Shirley. Note. What does the note say? Just note. I'm noting it. What does it say? It says note. S-O-B. What does the damn thing say already? It says note. What do you want me to do? I mean, I... Well, I can't stand for that aggression. No. It said bomb, you monsters. Oh, fine. Holy cow. Also, the other story happening this weekend. This is crazy.
Federal agents are now investigating a 28-year-old California man. He was on a flight from Chicago. This is an American Airlines flight from Chicago to San Francisco. About 30 minutes from landing in San Francisco, a man stands up and starts freaking out and banging on the cockpit door as hard as he can, screaming, Allahu Akbar, which means God is great. His name is Raghi Al-Marisi. People are, you know, he's being investigated right now. They took him into custody after they landed. But he has a Yemeni passport and not clear. They said there's no ties to terrorism. He doesn't have any ties. So they're looking into it. But they don't know why he freaked out. But he got tackled by a male flight attendant and some other guys that were on the plane tackled him and held him until they landed. Imagine that this is a guy that's upset about Osama bin Laden. And all he can really do at this point is bang on the door. And yell stuff out. I'm really pissed right now. It's a safety hazard. I'm so angry. I'm really mad. You can't get in here. It's locked. I'm mad. I understand that, but you can't get in here. You're not going to do anything. But I'm mad, I say. I can hear you. I can hear you. Which is headphones just whip Lauren in the face. Poor. Because he jumped. Natick. He's a little tornatic. Wow. The cord is flying around in the air. Wow. I'm mad.
It's okay. Let me tell you about Mad. Love you. Our house, we have these canned lights. Lights go up into the ceiling. What do you mean canned? Canned. They're called canned lights. Easy, Bob Vila. Really? Well, you know what I mean. They're bulbs that screw into the ceiling and they go into the ceiling. Gotcha. I think they're just canned lights. Yeah, but don't they call it canned lighting? I don't know. Anyway. semantics there's 16 of them all right throughout our our kitchen throughout our living room whatever and they start to go out and so rebecca asked me rebecca as my wife she says can you go to home depot and replace these lights and i said yeah no problem now i know that these stupid lights because i've done it before i know that they have a number
R's are R-30. There's also B-R-30. There's B-R-Arthur. B-Arthur. There's 50 billion kinds. Okay? So she texts me and says it's R-30 that I'm looking for. So I go there and I pick up some of these lights and I bring them home and they're green. So I feel like I'm doing something, L.O.B. You know, you're into the environment. Oh, I thought you meant the color green. No, no, no. Me too. No. They're green, meaning that they are fluorescent bulbs that will last for seven years. And they say that per bulb, it'll bring your bill down $47 per year. Wow. Because they last for seven years. That's awesome. So I come home. And for those of you that don't know, I'm five foot six inches tall. True. Short. Aww. So sweet. I get a ladder. How many? You know what? It only takes one. One on top of the other. It only takes one ladder. Sorry, okay. Just painted a picture. Same one you use to brush your teeth. Shave your head.
Reaches toilet. Same one I use to flush the toilet. Okay. Glad to know. So, I replaced the light. It doesn't work. Weird. It's non-dimmable. It's non-dimmable. So, what do I do? Quit. Call in the reinforcements. That's what I would have done. I text our friend Harold, who's an electrician. You called an electrician to help you. No, I texted an electrician. Oh, sorry. Texted an electrician. I love this so much. He says, you got to get a dimmer that works with those. And you got to get dimmable light bulbs for them. I go, okay. So I go back and I say, excuse me, I need to get a dimmable switch and dimmable bulbs. And the guy says, no problem. This here, okay, you can either go expensive or not expensive. And what's the difference? Well, the difference is preference, you know. It's up to you.
Whatever you like. I said, what about the bulbs? What kind of lights, what kind of light do they put off? Oh, you can get the kind that make a nice pink looking light like this one here. Okay. Or you can do this one, which is more like daylight and look like daylight. And it is much a harsher light. So I choose a nice pretty one, you know. And I go back and I take the next hour to remove 13 canned bulbs and replace them with 13 canned bulbs. And then I have Harold come over and he takes out the old switch, puts the new one in and leaves. And I turn on the lights and they take about a minute to warm up. Which I didn't know, but they take time to warm up. Somebody forgot to tell me that when you put them in, you know, and you turn them on, they're going to have to warm up before they illuminate. Every time. Every time. No, no, no, no. Every freaking time. Every freaking time. So finally they warm up and cast the creepiest.
gloomiest, sterile, laboratory, biology class sort of light that I've ever seen in my life. Awesome. Rebecca almost threw up and felt like she was about to dissect something. Oh, boy. And knowing how much time I put into it, I go into the hard cell. Even though I despise the light myself, I say, You have to give it time, okay? You have to give it time to warm up each time, you know? It has to illuminate. And so the next day, one of the lights, as we're standing there, couldn't make this up. As we're discussing how hideous the lighting is, one of the lights goes and goes out. Oh, my gosh. Only you and me. And she goes, oh, my gosh, what was that? And I said, oh. It must be a bad bulb. 20 minutes later. No way. Another one goes up. Oh, boy. The following morning, another one goes up. So I got to take out 16 bulbs. Again. Again. Harold got to come back. Again. Again. Take out all the switches. Again. Change it all out. Okay. And now we're back to exactly where we were before. No way, dude. Oh, my gosh.
Exactly. All of that work. And I thought to myself, why do I, you know, it's a point. It's now to the point where I almost feel like I need to hire somebody to change. How many dumb Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently more than just one. Yes. Because I can't do it by myself. Well, Harold's not Mexican. He's not. He's a white dude. But he was doing the best. He was doing exactly what he was supposed to do. He did his job. Yeah. I just wish that when I was initially being sold on the idea, that everything would be told to me. Okay, I picked the most fragile looking light I could, you know, in terms of, you know, how it casts its light. It looks so beautiful in the Home Depot. But when you actually, I wonder what the harsh light would look like. Oh, wow. Because I picked a pretty one. It looked like I was about to perform an autopsy. Oh. Wow. Oh, it was hideous. So you're back to where you started, old non-green bulbs? Yeah. Good for you. Rebecca says, what am I supposed to do? Come home to change a poopy diaper and wait for 60 seconds for the thing to warm up? It's ridiculous. It's like in a bunker in some of these backyards. It takes forever for the light to come up. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous.
Hey, Sienna got iPhone 4 for Mother's Day. Nice, Sienna. I love it. Do you? Love it. I had the iPhone 3G and I didn't have a video camera or anything. I had the old one. So now my game has stepped up and I can do so many more things. You videotape and Sagey? Oh, yeah. And the picture is amazing. Yeah, she gets really distracted by the flash, though, because my old one didn't have one. It's great. iPhone 4 is great. By the way, Apple is now... booted Google for the most recognizable brand on earth. Wow. On earth. Weird. I know it. Numero uno. You want to know some of the other top ones? Yeah. Well, Apple's number one. I'll start from top to bottom. Apple number one, Google number two, IBM number three, McDonald's. Wait, wait, wait. What? Yeah. Because McDonald's. I'm always surprised. IBM is still... What do they do? I don't know. I haven't heard from them in years.
Like, you know, I used to remember IBM as a personal computer. Yep. What do they do now? Calculators. I think they're big in Eastern Europe, maybe. Eastern Europe over there. I'd love to buy. McDonald's is number four. Microsoft, Coca-Cola, AT&T, Marlboro, China Mobile, and General Electric is number 10. Facebook made it in the top 100. They came in at 35. Blackberry. It's a terrible list. Mikey shows in the top million, which is cool. Yeah, this list is terrible. Why do you make that list? I didn't write it. You hate Facebook. I do. You love IBM. But Apple's brand. Why do you love IBM? What's your fetish? Every time there's a list. Did you put McDonald's on there for me and Mike? Of course I did. You had to make it number four, too, didn't you? Yes, I would have put Wendy's, too, but I had to make it seem similar. Somewhat real. Apple's brand is now worth $153 billion. Holding strong. Google was top spot for four years. Wow. You ever wish you could have a DeLorean real good? Just go back in time? Spend $3,000 on Apple stock? More than that. I know it. Man. I got it in 07. It wasn't at the very bottom, but it was low.
Lucky people are smart. Dude, all the guy said, man, it was George Chamberlain. He said, buy stuff you use. Yep. You know? Buy stock at McDonald's or public, right? Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, yeah. I think you can. I just got stock in that Keurig company that makes the coffee thing. Smart. Green Mountain Coffee Roasters, and I got stock in... Jay give you that tip? No, I don't take stock tips from Jay. Smart man. Yeah, very. Woods is brother. And Woods took advice from Jay. Notice I didn't buy it. He didn't buy it. He told you to buy it, which your brother bought $1,000 worth of it. Yep. Oh, boy. It's worth about $7 now. Does it say broker underneath my name? Uh-oh. Wow. Hey, y'all need to buy this stock. It's the greatest. It's the greatest. I said I heard of a good stock. I heard of a good one, and it is going to go through the roof. Get it and get it now. You get it. Tell me how it goes, and I'll think about it. Yeah. You get it. Go broke. Tell me. I'll laugh. Yeah. Say, hey, I ain't no broker. And then I'll tell you I ain't a broker. And I'll say, who's broke now? Yeah. Who's a broker? You or your brother? Yeah. I'm a broker. I'm brokering you. Oh, my gosh. You know why? Because I take my own advice. You're broker than me because you bought that stupid stock. Smell me?
You are so stupid, Woods. I can't help you on that one. Such an idiot. I buy one stock in my life. I get it from Jay. I can't help you. Help me help you. Help me help you by not buying what I tell you to buy, dummy. Help me out here. Does it say broker under my name? Hey, Kim, you want to hear something funny? Woods is so dumb. He is so dumb. He took my stock advice. How dumb is he? Oh, my goodness. Jay loves Mother's Day. Weird. He does. Because he gets to get the whole family together. He loves when he's able to get all his kids in the house at once. He sure does. Man, it's getting harder and harder to get them all underneath one roof. Did you cook? Who cooks? We actually ended up going out to eat. Oh. We did, too. Yeah. Where'd you go? St. Germain's. Woods texted me about it and said he went to St. Germain's in Encinitas over the weekend. And how long was your wait? I have the new slogan. It's St. Germain's where breakfast turns into dinner. Real good. How long? An hour. An hour wait. An hour wait from order of an omelet to we were in and out feasting of the omelet. Woods doesn't like confrontation, though. So he refuses to say anything to the server. I just glare. He just glares.
That's all he does. He doesn't see anything. And they looked at me and they started avoiding me. Really? And I started doing the... Just ask. Why don't you just ask, Woods? I don't know. You've got to set your time limit and then... I almost walked. But then I was starving. Jay, you went there. You were fine. In and out. We got there. Five minutes. Five minutes. We were in and out in 45 minutes. The thing was, I threatened to break the waiter's leg. I didn't mention that. That's what happened with me. Well... I get a special seat at St. Germain's because I invested in their stock. I get a special seat there. And they know me by name. It's delicious. So if you've never heard, Lauren is 30 years old. Ever since she was a kid, her mom has done this thing. You have two siblings. I have four. Four siblings. You're one of five. One of five. I love you. Do you love me? And ever since she was a child. Her mother has done this thing called Other Mother. I love you. Do you love me? She only does it for Lauren. Creepy. None of her other siblings get Other Mother. Wow. Now, when Lauren was a kid, probably the coolest thing in the world. Cute, funny, fun. Annoying. Always a little strange. Always a little strange? Yes. Now that she's a 30-year-old woman, it's pretty strange. Yes. But she...
Her mom, her mom does not stop with Other Mother. We've begged Lauren to let us play on the air. The message that she got from Other Mother this weekend. And she's going to let us play it. She's going to let us play it. And we'll play it next. Let your voice be heard on The Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949 or text 949mikey at gmail.com. More coming up on FM 94.9. San Diego Radio has never mobilized this type of takeover. The prizes are huge. It's Saturday. The Mikey Show and M1's takeover Qualcomm Stadium from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Street Impact. The new Mikey Show sticker is in and ready for your ride. Every car receives a prize. We've got a his and her mountain bike from Haro, a brand new Ibanez guitar, a 42-inch LG plasma with 5.1 surround sound, and Blu-ray player. Plus, we're adding new prizes daily. And did we mention a brand new $24,000 FXDB Harley from San Diego Harley Davidson?
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A few weeks ago, you heard New York Mike on my show, and he was talking about this Saturday, May 14th, there's going to be a blessing of the bikes on Mount Soledad. Now, New York Mike and a ton of people are meeting at San Diego Harley-Davidson off the 163 in Claremont Mesa Boulevard at 9 a.m. to ride up to Mount Soledad for a 10 a.m. blessing of the bikes. And if you don't own a motorcycle, you can drive your car, your truck, or your bicycle up there. Just help New York Mike and his friends support the Mount Soledad Cross just by showing up. They're going to be blessing the riders and those that have died so that we can ride and live free lives. It's a Mount Soledad memorial. It's a perfect place to be thankful to God and the warriors who protect us all. And right now, that means more than anything. And after you roll by my OSI event, the big Operation Street Impact event at Qualcomm, you can head up to San Diego Harley-Davidson. There's going to be an after party until 3 o'clock in the afternoon. And Woods and LOB are going to be there. They're going to be hanging with barbecue and the bands and giving away tons of prizes. San Diego Harley-Davidson.
Right off the 163 on Claremont Mesa Boulevard. And if you want more information, just go to SanDiegoHarley.com. Ombac's coming out party is May 14th with RX Bandits, the AgriLights, Authority Zero, Tomorrow's Bad Seeds, Natives of the New Dawn, 12 bands on two stages, plus DJs, Miss Mission Beach, and Beer on the Beach. Nothing says summer like Ombac. Get your tickets at Ombac.org. That's O-M-B-A-C.org. Miller Lite is proud to once again be presenting FM 94.9 Independence Jam Coastal Invasion at the Oceanside. This report, it's brought to you by Allstate. Tornadoes, wildfires, ice storms. No matter what happens, Allstate is there to protect their customers. You're in good hands with Allstate. Heading on the freeways, looks like we've got a little bit of a backup in Chula Vista on the 805 southbound. Delays from Plaza Boulevard to 8th Street. Also, the 8th eastbound, you can expect some slowing from the 5th to Taylor. And the 163 southbound, slight delays from 10th Avenue to Ash Street. This report also brought to you by SeaWorld San Diego. Your weekends are about to get hotter with SeaWorld's Latin music festival, Viva La Musica. This weekend, May 14th, Bella Nova and on May 15th, Fonseca perform live in concert at SeaWorld. Concerts included with Park and...
Visit SeaWorld.com slash Viva for concert information. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. KBZT San Diego, a Lincoln Financial radio station. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I think that my wife would say that I'm very kind. Oh, yeah. I got this from Target. Wood. Smoke Marlboro. Drink Budweiser. Zienna. Those are nutty bars? Yeah. Those are the best. And Jay. How about you let me raise my own kid? On FM 94.9. That message from other mother here in just a second. What's going on in the news, Sienna? Lauren and Woods, don't freak out. Oh, boy. The final launch of Space Shuttle Endeavor is now scheduled for May 16th. How dare you, too. How dare you. She's being Gabrielle Gifford, and Woodsy is helping to raise her thumb to give a thumbs up. There was a delay because of some electrical problems, but the next launch attempt will be May 16th.
Gabrielle Giffords made it to Florida for the first attempt. She got doctor's permission. She made it there. But the space shuttle didn't take off. You guys. You don't have to prop her thumb up to keep it up. She's fine. But she will be going. She's fine. Not only is she fine, but she's going back to Florida again for the second attempt. Good times. It's like spring break. How dare you? I mean. I mean. Unbelievable. Also, Del Mar and Solana Beach will be teaming up to sue the Del Mar Fairgrounds over the recently approved expansion plan. Now, this is going to be at least five years away due to the lack of funding, but they're going to be making a rooftop soccer field, hotels, condominium complex, increased parking, and obviously neighboring cities, Del Mar and Solana Beach, are upset because of the traffic, the noise, the lighting, all kinds of stuff. And they're going to be suing the fairgrounds. There it is. Woodsy, what's going on in sports? Well, the San Diego Padres lost yesterday. Weird. To the Milwaukee Brewers, 4-3. Matt Leto suffered his 10th straight losing decision. I don't know what's happened to the guy since he was an ace last year. Something's up. And the offense continued to struggle. They struck out 11 times. That's 10 times or more in 11 of their 35 games. They are going down swinging and we're looking. Their next game is tonight, 5-10 against the Brewers.
And, yeah, Clayton Richard will take on Sean Markham. And just, it's not coming together for this team right now. And there's an interesting story in the paper we're going to have to talk about later. It has to do with our boy Heath Bell. Really? Some pretty sad news. No. On the horizon. OSI is Saturday. That's something to keep us happy, man. Yeah. OSI is Saturday. Operation Street Impact. I cannot wait to start seeing those Mikey Show stickers on car windows, man. Looks like it's going to be a nice day outside today. We're hoping for good weather on Saturday. But I will tell you this, rain or shine, Operation Street Impact OSI is happening at Qualcomm Stadium on Saturday from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. My advice to you is get there early to line up. You know, you get there. Our promotion director, Adam, said that you can get there early and start getting in line. He's going to weave the cars. We'll get the cars all snaked. And it's going to be me and Jay and Woods and Sienna and L.O.B. We'll all be there. And we are going to take box cutters, slice open those boxes, slice open that cellophane, and take those brand new stickers out, man. And just start putting them on cars. It's going to be great. Okay. Other mother.
Other mother is Lauren's mom. She's done this character since Lauren was a kid. Oh, yeah. And Lauren says, you know, it was always kind of a half cute thing. Yeah, it was like fun. The first time she did it, the voice was so weird that I started cracking up. And my mom likes to kind of like take things and run with it. She's been running for maybe 20 years on this one. At what point? How old were you when you went? Really? With other mothers still? Probably like 16. Oh, wow. So that's, you know, she's been at it. I'm 30. Yeah. So 14 years, you know, she's been doing other mother. Now, question, Lauren. When she calls and you answer and she starts to go, hi, Lauren. Yeah. Do you laugh? Half the time I'll go, oh, hi. How are you? And I'll play along and other times I'll go. Hey, Mom. She'll keep going into the bit. I'm like, okay. Oh, God. And then she'll go, hi. She says she's going to stop when I get married, so she could be doing this the rest of my life. Oh, wow. Lauren, that is not true. No, it is not going to be the rest of your life. Oh, wow. We'll see. Now, she left you a message. Yes, she did. And you told us about it. Yep. She left it yesterday. We begged.
Lauren. Because Lauren doesn't like... Every time we've said, can we do other... She's like, no, please. She doesn't want to celebrate. I don't want to give her free pub, you know. And so she's going to let us play this one. Thank you, LLB. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Happy birthday. Lauren. Hello. It's your mother. Different persona than mom. Yep. What are the differences? Other mothers. Weird? Uh, their mother is very weird, and she can turn violent. At any point. If she wants, if she needs. You didn't call me on Mother's Day. What's the matter with you? Don't you love me anymore? I love you. Oh, God. What are you doing? Lauren looks like she's about to die right now. Her face is beet red.
It used to be that no one else, like I let my brothers and sisters hear the messages, but no one else, like not boyfriends, anything. And now I'm like, hey, San Diego. I heard you call your mother. You said her really pretty well. I didn't get anything. Lauren looks like she's about to explode. Oh my gosh. This is the deal with other mother is I've ignored her existence for like the past. 15 years. I don't want to, you know, perpetuate this. You don't want to encourage it. I don't want to be like, send it. Like, I used to, like, give a card to others. No way. Yeah, but now I'm like, I'm not doing it. So I haven't. And so she, every time I talk to her, she asks, like, how come you didn't, like, call me? Yeah, you called your mom on Mother's Day, but you didn't call other mothers. I'm like, I wouldn't even know what number to dial to get a hold of you. What's the matter, darling?
Don't you love me anymore? What's the matter, darling? My skin's crawling. I missed you very much. Don't you miss me? I love you. Why didn't you call me on Mother's Day? Really? That was a cry. That was a cry. It's hard to distinguish between the laugh and cry. Anyway, call me, okay? I'll talk to you later. You think she vomits when she's done? Because it takes so much. She's like, I can't even do that with my voice. My dad says, doesn't that hurt your throat? She's like, a little bit. I have to vomit. I've been doing this for 20 years, though. No problem. When I'm done, I have to throw up. Oh, my gosh. Calluses. Imagine.
If it stayed, you know, like she's like, oh, no. Well, I'm screwed. Great. There goes my voice over acting career. Thank you for calling Dr. Thompson. Can I help you? Can I watch the grandkids? Why not? Yes. Like water for elephants. Oh, boy. Dude, that is. Outstanding. Is it? It's outstanding. Lauren? Hello? It's your mother. Where are you? She calls herself her mother. I'm very upset with you. You didn't call me on Mother's Day. What's the matter with you? Don't you love me anymore? Oh, wow. They refer to each other as other mother. Huh? Oh, wow. Each one of them believes that they're the real deal. Each one of them. It's outstanding. It's out.
Stay away from the crack. Oh, boy. It's great. The funny thing is, my mom doesn't even drink. She's had, like, in her whole life, probably the equivalent of a six-pack. I'm serious. Wow. It's great. She's as straight as they come. It's amazing. But other mother will. Obviously. Other mother will get you. I love you. What are you doing? Oh, my God. I heard you call your other mother, and you sent her a really, really... Uh-oh. I didn't get anything. What's the matter, darling? Don't you love me anymore? Rhetorical question. Now, when you talk to your mother, is she like...
Did you hear from other mothers? Oh, my God. She'll be like, what does it matter with her? It's a double bit. Oh, yeah. It's a double bit. It's a double bit. It's the same as her mom, though. They're the exact same. It's great. It's great. I love it. It's the most brilliant thing. It's brilliant. That's the scary part. Mikey Show. I think her mom is related to Frodo. To who? Frodo from... Frodo. Frodo. Woods. Me? L-O-B. Just because you guys don't know Lord of the Rings. Oh, I do. I don't. What's this like? What's this so cool? What's that? I know who it is. I don't know what he sounds like. A lot of girls. A lot of girls. I don't know what it is because it's like girls. Hello, Lord. Frodo just kind of talks normal in the movie. Yeah, he does. He doesn't talk like that. She meant, what's his name? Gollum. Gollum. Smeagol. Yes. So not even really close comparison. Am I wrong? I love you. I'm just saying. But Smeagol, he has a split personality. Oh, of course he does. Still not really even. But she means like other mother and my real mother talk to each other and they fight each other.
I think that's what she makes. Woods is looking at me in his black knit cap right now. Too cool. Like he's too cool for school. I just don't know what the hell she's talking about. Oh, you gotta watch the movie. Mikey Show, hello. Pass. Cracking up right now. You are? Why? Like, that is the best. Other mother. Other mother is... She's fantastic. She has made far too few appearances on this program. I'll tell you that right now. 100%. We need way more other mother than we get. Thank you. Hey, does your mom do anything like that? I wish, man. I wish. Careful what you wish for. Dude, it should be in a sitcom. I mean, it's brilliant. Yeah. My mom and dad don't have a thing. My dad tries bits, but not like that. Oh, I like your dad's bits. They're great bits. Your dad does the golf swing? He does the fake golf swing when he gets nervous. And you do the baseball swing? I do the fake baseball swing, father like son. It's perfect. The only time the fake golf swing is not appropriate, I guess, is while your wife's mom is in bed at the hospital about to pass on. Sister-in-law.
Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, sister-in-law. That was bad. Sister-in-law. He gets nervous. He's like Jay with the shirt. Yeah, Jay grabs the corner of his shirt and the side of his shirt and he sort of, you know, shimmies it. Wiggles, shimmies. Shimmies. We can take a video. I got an inch. I got an inch. You should have seen him where we were yesterday. Oh, man. A lot of shimmy shit. A lot of shirt wiggles. He was very nervous yesterday. Yes, we were both very nervous. We can't say why. I know we can't say why. Ixnay. 570-1949. Call us right now if you would like to play The Gas Price is Right. Call us if you would like to play The Gas Price is Right. It's a fun game. And here is the object of Gas Price is Right. We're going to give you the average cost of gas here in San Diego County. As you know, it's very high. And you have to tell us whether or not these items that we give you are more or less than that price. Sounds easy, but it can be difficult. 570-1949. Average price of gas here in San Diego County is $4.21. Wow. $4.21. So we're going to take two callers and they get the best out of five to be a winner. Let's see. Mikey Show, who's this? Sticker Maker. Get Sticker Maker. How are you, buddy? Good. How are you doing? Good. Okay. So as you heard.
Average price of gas here in San Diego County, $4.21. You've got to get three out of five correct, okay? Got it. All right. Is Reynolds Wrap heavy-duty, Reynolds Wrap heavy-duty, 50 square feet of it, is that more or less than $4.21? More. That is correct. That is correct, my friend. How about Vicks NyQuil? Is it more or less than $4.21? It's actually more, $6.49. Get you on that syrup real good. How about eight and a half fluid ounces of Listerine mouthwash? Is that more or less than $4.21? Less. It's actually $4.49. Oh, man. You got to get the next two correct.
In order to win. How about a four-pack of Duracell AA batteries? Is that more or less than $4.21? More. Oh, he's right there. You just need to get this one right, and you are a winner. You know that. Clorox disinfecting wipes. Is it more or less than $4.21? Clorox. Clorox. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Unfortunately, the Cloaks disinfecting wipes are $3.99. Nice. Sorry, nice try. Yeah, we'll see you at OSI, dude. M1 Nubian Prince. Good morning. Are you ready to give this a shot? Yeah, why not? Let's do this. All right, you got to get best out of five, okay? Your first one.
and this is based on the median price of gas here in San Diego, which is $4.21, is Haagen-Dazs cookie dough ice cream, 14 fluid ounces. Is that more or less than $4.21? I think that's a little more. That is correct. It's $4.49. How about a can of Lysol cleaning spray? Is it more or less than $4.21? That is more, I believe, too. That's incorrect. It's $4.19. Oh, man. Okay. A regular pack of Oreos, Nubian Prince, is that more or less than $4.21? Oh, less. It's $4. I know, L.O.B. It's $4.69. If you get the next two correct, you're a winner.
A regular box of Lucky Charms cereal. Is that more or less than $4.21, the median price of gas, here in San Diego? More. That is correct! It is $4.69. Man, okay. How about, excuse me, $4.79. And just get this one right, and you win. A bottle of Barefoot... Chardonnay. One bottle of Barefoot Chardonnay. Is it more or less than $4.21? Oh, man. Let's go less. Nubian Prince. Oh, sorry. What kind of champagne are you drinking? Or Chardonnay? Yeah. I don't drink it. It's $6.99. I'm so sorry, Nubian Prince. I thought it was a trick question because there's some El Cheapo stuff in there. That's true. Dang it. Sorry, bro.
Sorry about that. Good try. Nice try, pals. I love the gas prices, right? And it's, listen, it can be tough. Sometimes you think this stuff is a lot more or less than it actually is. The Today Show. Meredith Vieira took over for Katie Couric years ago. And Katie Couric went on to network news, hosting CBS Evening News. Ratings went into the tank. When she went on the news. Now, whether or not you believe that's because she's a woman is up to you. My wife says she wants news delivered by a man. Really? That's what my wife says. She says she just feels more comfortable with a guy saying, we interrupt this broadcast. Wiener time. Oh, wow. But this is the announcement that Meredith Vieira made on the Today Show yesterday.
It's a difficult day for me. I'm going to try to hold myself together here. Too late. After months of personal reflection and private conversations through my family, my friends, I've decided to leave today in June. Did she decide to leave today? She got the, you don't really want to work here anymore speech. Do you think that she got the, we're going to write a check for $1.2 million. We're going to give you that check. And all you got to do is you got to go on TV. And say that after some reflection, you've decided that you're moving on. Why can't somebody ever just quit and say, hey, listen, here's the deal. They didn't want me anymore. You know why? I'll tell you why. Because then the network looks bad. Yep. When I left the other radio station, they said that I chose more money to go somewhere else. That is a true fact.
I got everybody else that too. So it makes people look bad. You don't want people to look bad. Especially if you're the network. You don't want to look bad. You don't want people to stop listening or watching. Sorry. You don't want people to stop watching. If Meredith Vieira goes on, she goes, listen, this guy named Tom Banks is my... Vice president, general manager of NBC programming. He said that they did some research and people don't think I'm looking too great and they don't watch as much. And they want some fresh blood. Then Tom Banks looks like a jerk and they start protesting. Tom put up a big picture of me blown up and he circled my crow's feet. Yes. And some of the chin hairs that I had coming in. And said, this is unacceptable. He had a blown up picture of me. With a circle and a line through my crow's feet. Pick me apart. It was like sorority week all over again. Go home, weigh yourself, and subtract 50 and come back. Oh my gosh. When we return, I'm going to play you the rest of her comments. Her tearful comments. And then we're going to tell you who they're replacing her with. It's next. Lying here with you so close to me. This is the Mikey Show.
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Going to taper off more in that size range, though, as the day continues. Part of the cloudy skies right now, light and variable winds, still a little bit of a south texture tweak to it. Nothing real clean. Beach breaks, definitely your better bet. Reef breaks looking pretty sloppy now. Lower tides might help their focus. And you can expect that water temp to have dropped off a couple degrees with that windsweld being the dominant source of energy at this particular time. So for up-to-the-minute surf reports forecasts, go to surfline.com. And for surfboard restoration and repair needs, Or just for a fun, joking time, go see Joe Roper. He's a pretty funny guy. The surf report can only be heard three times daily, right here on FM 94.9. This has been the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I'm the opposite of a football player. Lauren. I love taking care of boyfriends when they're sick. Woods. I do know my way around the jail. Sienna. I like a beer belly. I'm going to tell you that right now. And Jay. Yes, sir. On FM 94.9. If you want to see what personifies a modern day rock band, get the Free Fighters live at Wembley Stadium. It's stunning. That's the only word I can use to describe it. It's stunning. They are incredible live. And in that venue, people going nuts. Well, I watched it again this weekend and thought to myself, man,
Have they arrived? I mean, you talk about a band that is just bigger. I mean, they're so big. They're such a huge band. OSI is Saturday. So we'd love to see you out there. Getting that new Mikey Show sticker on your car. Qualcomm Stadium, 10 to 1. Word of the day is Seagull. I haven't said it yet. I'll say it now. Between now and 10. And when you hear me say it, caller number 9. Four pack of tickets to SeaWorld. Lunch for two at On the Border. And so be ready for it. It could come at any time. Meredith Vieira is leaving the Today Show. She gave a tearful goodbye yesterday. And here's what she said. It's a difficult day for me. I'm going to try to hold myself together here. But after months of personal reflection and private conversations between my family and my friends, I've decided to leave today in June. And even as I say this, and I know that it is the right thing.
I'm really sad because for the past, I like to say 10 years, but this has been my second home. And I look at you guys and I look at you out there, the folks that... Maybe it really was your idea to go. Was it? I probably don't believe that myself. Our audience does not get to see the wonderful men and women of our crew and everybody in master control and the control room and across the street that bring the best show on television to the morning every day. I'm just humbled. by what a great experience this has been for me. So they're replacing her with Ann Curry. Really? Yeah. Not Katie Couric. Not Katie Couric. Now, I believe that there was probably, probably, they were probably trying to work something out and couldn't. She probably cost too much. It was so vile, really, the way, I mean, there's...
How else do I describe it? The way that he went. Filthy. She's going to be staying at NBC, though. That's right. Oh. Oh, my God. You can rob this express train. Never leave home. Here's Ann Curry. You know, I feel like the high school computer nerd who was just asked at the prom by the... quarterback of the football team. You're just the best, and I'm so excited to work with you. But I have to say that I think this day is really Meredith's. Meredith, I just want you to know that you've been a gift to this broadcast. Patronize me. I hate you. As a matter of fact, if I had to put a word on it, it would be a bee. That hoe is big. Yes, that hoe is big.
I don't even hate you. I despise you. Yeah, I mean, that's really not even a strong word. If you're on fire and I had a water truck, I wouldn't even stop. I wouldn't. I'd pass by. And I'd go, beep, beep. Look, Ann Curry's on fire. And then I'd honk the horn. Yeah. Beep, beep. And say, burn in hell. You have been... I'm generous, and you have been a great girlfriend. Really? Have I been a great girlfriend? I know that I've said this to you, and I think I need to say it publicly, which is to say, if I could choose, you would not go. Is that right? That's such BS. If I could choose, you would not go. But since Tom was choosing, then you have to go. Yeah, this is just hypothetical. This isn't happening, really. I don't have any say here. I want this. job. Don't get me wrong. This is a huge step for me. Don't get me wrong. When they told me that you're out and I'm in, I jumped so high I hit my head in my car. I might have dropped an F yeah as I was driving in Central Park. I'm kidding. My husband had to take me to the ER to see if I had a concussion because I hit my head because I jumped so hard. My husband grabbed me and squeezed me and said, this is
all we've ever wanted. We held hands, danced in a circle and sang, ding, dong, the witch is dead. That was just one of the things that we did. But I didn't choose. I called a radio station, dedicated a love song to myself from you. So it was from you to me. And then I spray painted on a subway. I tagged it. And I wrote, see ya, wouldn't want to be ya. I also had your chair fitted for my buttocks. Oh, by the way, can you clean all the stuff out of the office? I'd like to go ahead and get my stuff in there. No hurry, though. I put it in a box. I left two boxes there. Take your time. Get that crap out of there and maybe disinfect the desk before. I love it. I want you to know. That I love you. And I'm going to miss you so much. And if you could just do me a favor. And take your name plaque. Off of the door. I tried. But couldn't. Slide that bad boy right on out. And we're going to slide mine right in. The one that says Ann Curry. Can you take the one that says. Oh my gosh. I can't believe you're leaving. I'm so bummed. I'm so bummed out. Your parking space.
Can you get out of it? Does that go into like a lottery or is that like a, that's just a switch? Hope that's not a strange question. I mean, you made the announcement. You've said it. Everyone's expecting me to park there. People are going to be expecting me to get in early, look good. I don't think it's weird if I don't park there. Let's just not make it uncomfortable for everyone. Everybody. Like all the production assistants and all that. Just don't freak them out. There's all these flowers people want to give me and they're like, where's your dressing room? And I'm like, Meredith. Come on. Meredith, you seriously are like a sister to me. Can you get your stuff out of the dressing room closet ASAP? A sister whose stuff I'd never borrow because you have terrible taste. It's twice my size. I love you, though. Smells like cold ladies. You would stay here and let us wake up with you every morning. I mean, not literally. This is what's happening inside Meredith Vieira's head. I wish your head could explode. Ann Curry, if you look closely, actually has her fingers crossed behind her back. She's talking. That is such fake laughter. Oh, wow. It's uncomfortable laughter. Oh, yeah. I don't know how well that's going to go if she's going to be a hard-hitting journalist.
Her interviews are awful. Are they? On the website, it says that Meredith is going to continue in a new role at NBC News. Answering phones. Yeah. Hello, NBC. May I help you? Is this Meredith? Yes, it is. This is Meredith Vieira. Who would you like to speak to? I need to talk to Tom, the producer. Yep. I'll let you through to Tom, all right? Hang on just a second. Thanks, Meredith. I miss you on the show. You were really good for five years. Appreciate that. Tell you what, when I connect you to Tom, Why don't you tell Tom that? Okay, I will. Tom? Yes? It's Meredith. Hello. Down in the lobby. Remember Meredith? It's Meredith Vieira. Oh, yeah. I know who you are. You've got a call waiting for you. Yeah, patch it through. And grab me a cup of coffee. No problem. You forgot to sign your time card, too. So you're going to need to go ahead and get that done. I wanted to leave and spend more time with my family. Turns out now I'm working overtime. That's right. We're not approving any overtime anymore. So, you know, good to the company. Sorry, you got to take a bullet sometimes. No problem. Get that time card in, though, because it's 830 and it's not in. How about we do a little bit of this? Woods of Wisdom is where Woodsy will take your phone calls and will read emails from people that are asking him for...
Woods of advice. Guy stuff. Guy relationship stuff. Or anything that has to do with guy stuff. This one comes from our website. Woods, I'm a gem, excuse me, I'm a gem aficionado, so not to sound arrogant, I'm quite muscular. Much like myself, okay? Wow. Really? When I go to the gym, I like to wear sleeveless shirts because I like to stay as cool as possible when I'm lifting. When I go lift with friends that are way more on the scrawny side, I can't help but feel like a D-bag for wearing my shirt. It's almost like I'm rubbing it in their face. Should I feel like a jerk or am I thinking about this too much? M11 of a kind. Well, okay. From somebody that's... I'm an anomaly. I'm the fat, skinny guy. I'm fat belly, fat face, skinny arms. I mean, skinny arms, skinny chicken legs. If I could wear a sleeveless shirt, it's easy for me to say. If I could wear a sleeveless shirt, I probably wouldn't. If I looked good enough to wear one, I still probably wouldn't. I personally have always found them a little ridiculous. I wear a sleeveless shirt because if I wear a t-shirt, I feel way fatter. You do? Yes. I feel when I look in the mirror.
If I wear a sleeveless shirt, I see my tattoos and I somehow feel more masculine. Okay. If it works for you. It does because I feel so much chubbier in a t-shirt. I look at myself and I think I'm Ogilvy from the Bad News Bears. Or Augustus Gloop from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Well, that's because you have big jugs. Thanks, Jay. I wear, when I go to the gym, I wear... Just black shorts, and I wear a long-sleeve black Nike, like, what's the material? Lycra. Lycra. So you've worn that outfit once. Nike fit. Polyester. Been to the gym once. No, I've been to the gym way more than once. He'll get you. He loves to rub that in. It's pretty thin. It's light. It's not spandex, though, but it is a little. Isn't it spandex? It's not spandex. It's the dry fit stuff. Dry fit, yeah. And that's what I wear, because I don't have big arms. All right, how about this one? And you can call us 5701949. It's Woods of Wisdom. Woods, I never get to see my buddy anymore since he's been in a new relationship. I get it. We've all been there. But we had a specific guys night scheduled over the weekend with us and another guy. At the last minute, he told us Alana was coming along because she found out that she didn't pass her teaching test and was, quote, bummed out. I get it. She's upset. But the guy does this all the time.
Can't we have a simple guy's night out? M1 Trev. M1 Trev, you are totally in the right, my friend. She is not supposed to encroach on guy's night out. Now, I'm not a guy's night out guy. Haven't been in a long, long time. Was telling my wife, in fact, how lucky, in fact, she is that I'm not a guy's night out guy. Why are you wearing a GNO shirt? Why are you wearing... A gigantic belt buckle that says, first of all, it's got emblazoned in the back an eagle with an American flag, and in its talons, it's holding a banner that says, Guy's Night Out. Sure, it says G&O. He's got a boob hat on. You've got a boob on the boob. A drink out of a boob nipple cup? You're drinking out of a boob nipple cup, and it says, Guy's Night on the top of the boob. And on the bottom it says out. He's got glasses that are made of a straw that go down to the boob coat. On the back of your shirt it says, my wife can't come. Girls with a big X through it. Yeah. I mean, hey, if it's guys night, it's guys night. You don't drag your bra to guys night, dude. You just don't. Can I say this? You're that guy. Well, wait a minute, Woods. I would not suggest dragging the girl, taking the girl to guys night out.
But what I would suggest... Staying home with your girlfriend. Staying home. Soothing her. Yes, soothing her. They made plans. He's supposed to go. Maybe kissing her. Yeah, he's going to stay home and soothe. Oh, you didn't pass your test. Sorry, hon. I got guys tonight. I'll be with you tomorrow. Oh, yeah. I'd do that. I would do that. I would do that. Now, we're married. What's that? We're married. I know, but even before that. Even before that, when I had a girlfriend. You know me. I wouldn't. I know. And the reason is now I'm going to put it out there. I'll put it out there. Woodsy enjoys the company of guys. Yes. Most guys do. They like the company of guys. I don't I'm not one to care for the company of guys. I would rather spend time with a girl because guys have an expectation that I will be very guy. Yes, and you're not a super guy. And I'm not. You can be. You can be. If it's one-on-one, it's fine. But if it's a bunch of dudes out... I don't like busting balls. No. I'm not a bust balls type of guy. I am. It's just not who I am. And so I don't care for it. And girls don't do that. Girls are more sensitive. So am I. Girls are more... Girls talk about stuff I like to talk about. And so I've always been that. Manny's petties. Manny petties. Weird.
Yeah. But, you know, in this case, in this specific instance, you can't bail on your guys because every time your girl's upset. Right. You know what I mean? They got plans. You go out with your boys. You sue their tomorrow. She'll be fine. Pull the curtain back. Pull the curtain back. If I go one way that's extremely opposite, Woodsy goes the other way that's extremely opposite in terms of this. Because when we were in Dallas 10 years ago, I would get messages on my answering machine. Yeah. That would sound like this. What's up, dude? Guess you and Eddie are just going to bail, huh? Spend time with your boy or what? I mean, it's me and Bellman are just sitting here and wait. Hang out by ourselves. Just look at each other. Great. Me again. Nice to just bail on your boys. You can call back or what? He's going to be a P word all night.
Oh, let me guess. Rebecca's in town. Weird. She's going to bail on your boys? All right, dude. We'll just be sitting here drinking drinks for ourselves, I guess. I guess these drinks are going to drink themselves, huh? Yeah, yeah. That's about accurate. Oh, because me, Mike, Eddie, Bauman, we used to hang out all the time. Then Rebecca would come to town and nobody would see hide or hair of this guy for three or four days and nothing. Couldn't bring her out, wouldn't join the party. I had a girlfriend at the time, psychotic pig. Exactly. And that's the thing. You couldn't wait to get away from her. Fair enough. 570-1949. A lot of guys nights. M1, Nina from Oceanside. Go ahead. Hey, guys. Hi. Okay, so I'm getting married Friday morning or Friday evening. Congratulations. Congrats. Thank you. My fiance thinks it's endearing to call me woman. Oh, I love it. And I have a problem with that. Oh, boy. It's not like he's like, hey, woman. It's like, woman, you go get me a beer. His dad probably did it. It's endearing. It is endearing. It's not meant to be chauvinistic. Of course. I do it. Oh, boy. It's not really meant to be. I do it. Just tell him to stop.
It's about to be sweet. I do. I do. And then I tell him to stop, and then he starts singing the Beatles song, Woman. Oh, wow. Just call him a little boy. See how well that goes. He's a really big man. You mean instead of calling him by his name, call him Little Boy? Yeah. Hey, Little Boy. Call him Little Guy. Little Guy. Little Guy. But see, he's not a little guy. That's all right. She is, in fact, a woman. It's endearing. Yeah. She is, in fact, a woman. Listen, that's a man thing. It's not probably right, but it is. We do it because what we live for is to make you guys laugh, and it's funny, but it's not funny to you. There you go. Not all the time. Thanks, Nina. I'm on Ryan. I'm on Ryan from San Diego. I need you to hang on for me, okay? Okay. You got a great question, and I want Woods to hear it. It has to do with a boob job. Oh. So don't go anywhere, okay? Oh, yeah. Lube job. So when we get back, Woods will take this question about the lube job. And Ian's coming in the studio from Trident True Home Theater and Security. We'll be back with that call. It's the Mikey Show. I like it. I like it. Be a part of the show. 570-1949. Or shoot him a text. 949mikey at gmail.com. You're a nerd. More coming up in just a couple. FM 94.9.
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Sienna, what's going on in the news? Japan's prime minister has said today that he's going to be giving up his salary until the nuclear crisis in the country is over. His salary, I'm sure you want to know, is about $20,200 a month. He still will be receiving his lawmaker's salary, but he says that he's going to be reviewing the country's energy policy and consider other energy sources like wind and solar to try to help with the crisis. Taking a pretty big step to try to help. Sure. Also, this is pretty interesting. Woods, I think you'll like this. YouTube has entered the movie rental business. They have just added more than 3,000 mainstream movies so that users can rent. The prices range from $0.99 to $3.99. Killer. Yeah. That's kind of cool. Really cool. You don't have to download it. Rad. This was something funny that Chris wrote in his recap. He said, we're going to be doing sports here in just a second, but Chris said in his recap that this weekend he decided that he was going to go on to Netflix and he was stoked to see Battle Los Angeles. Because they'll let you see these movies that are in theaters. They'll let you see them sometimes on Netflix. And so he starts watching it and he's like, this isn't even worth straight to DVD. This is the worst film I've ever seen. Really?
And then he realized that he was actually watching Battle of Los Angeles. Oh, no. Not Battle Los Angeles. So, different movie. There's a movie called Gladiator with Russell Crowe that's incredible. Also a movie called Gladiator with Cuba Gooding Jr. that I have been all stoked to watch and been like... Oh, that's Cuba Gooding Jr. That's not Russell Crowe beating the crap out of people and tigers. Awesome. Whoopsies. That's fantastic. What's going on in sports? Well, while we were gone, a Chargers player was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence early Friday morning in PB. Weird. It was Antoine Applewhite. The Chargers released the usual statement. It's disappointing to hear about the issue involving Antoine Applewhite. We'll continue to monitor the situation. Let the legal process run its course. Yes. So we will. Heard that before. And he is apparently a guy that was on the bubble anyway. So this doesn't look good for him. I'm so wasted.
Also, this bummed me out big time this morning when I read it. Heath Bell may not be a Padre very much longer. Oh, gosh. Padres, you know, it's early. It's May, but they're pretty much out of it already. And Heath Bell is their most valuable trade commodity. And when you want to rebuild a franchise, you've got to get rid of the great players to get, you know, young prospects. And Heath says, listen. I want to stay here. I want to retire a Padre. But the Padres have said, you know, they're going to make the right decision. And, you know, if they got to trade him, they'll trade him. Instead of re-signing him. That's not... Sad. It is sad. It sucks. And, you know, it's not like... I don't think that they're paying Heath Bell gigantic gobs of money compared to what they're paying closers throughout the league. It's a great point. I mean, he's going to make $7.5 million this season. But, man. Mariano Rivera for the Yankees makes 14.9. Oh, my gosh. Frankie Rodriguez makes 12.2. Cordero for the Reds makes 12.1. I mean, Heath Bell is absolutely filthy. And if they trade him, it's such a bummer, man, because he is a padre. Yeah, he is a padre. Wants to retire here. Maybe make that happen. He's a great guy. Great guy.
team guy good christian guy good in the community just a good dude he's a guy that uh is part of the be different pact yep be different pact.org it's the bracelet that uh that i got on right now and it's a a pact that uh we make as a community where we go you know what man we don't have to be jerks right to be cool and be nice to people and think of other people before we think of ourselves and uh he was one of the guys to jump on board with that real early and love heath man just a good dude great dude All right, so we're doing Woods of Wisdom, and we got M1 Ryan from San Diego on the line. Are you there, Ryan? Okay, what's your question for Woods? All-knowing Woods. Hardly. He wants to get a boob job. Who does? Your girlfriend? Yeah, my girlfriend. What's the question, then? Well, she asked me what I think. And, of course, you know, I mean, I want her to get bigger jubblies. It's almost like one of those trap questions. It's like, you know, does this dress make me look back? Because, you know, if I tell her the truth, then she's going to hit me with, you know, what? You don't like my body the way it is? You know, it's like, how do I nicely tell her that, yes, I want double Ds, you know? Wow. Atta boy. I would say send us a before and after picture. Oh, wow. Immediately.
Really? Listen, it was her idea? Yeah, she just, she asked me what I thought. Yeah. I don't know if there's truth to it. Be honest. If she said, if she said to you, listen, I've been thinking about getting a boob job, you say, hon, listen, you do whatever you think is right. I'll support you. You do whatever you think is right. I'll support you. I'll take you. I'll take care of you. I'll get you bags of peas for them. Whatever you need, I'm going to take care of you. So don't worry about that part of it because you got daddy here to take care of you. Make it real right. Yeah, daddy will take care of you. Daddy will take care of you. Correct. Bring on the biggins. Yes. How about you say, I like you just the way you are. What if he doesn't? Why is he with her? It was her idea. She planted this seed, my friend. He's just watering the seed. He's with her, though, Woods. I know. He already thinks she's hot. Yeah, yeah. Otherwise, it wouldn't be attractive to her. It wouldn't be with her. Why are you going to the gym? You look better. Bye. You're married.
I know, but I want to feel better about myself. I want to look better. Maybe she does too. She trapped him with that question. Yeah, she trapped him real good. What's she going to say if you say, hey, babe, if this surgery was available, would you like if my piece was bigger, if I got my piece bigger? What do you think she's going to say? I would hope that she would say, your piece is just fine with me, honey. Exactly. Just fine. Just what every man wants to hear. Everyone wants a little bigger if it's there. I mean, I understand. You tell her to make it right for herself. Here's my only concern. She gets the cans and then she leaves you. I'd be worried about that. Wow. I'd be worried about that. She'll have this newfound confidence. Trust me. Listen, I had a girlfriend in college. Very serious girlfriend. Come home one day. She has hacked. her hair off. It's short. She cut nine inches off it. I looked at her and I go, yep, I'm next. Broke up with me the next day. She has this new confidence. She's a woman about town now. I'd watch her. Yeah, that's definitely a concern. It is. It's a valid concern. A valid concern. I've experienced in this department. You support her, pal. Thank you for the call. Lauren O'Brien. What do you think about what he just said?
I don't even have words for it. Don't you? I do. Oh, she's got words. I do. She's got words. I do, but I also want to remain your friend. Why? You can say anything to me, LLB. You don't hurt my feelings. I don't even know where to begin. Do we start with the part where he referred to them as cans? Or do we start with the part where he requested double Ds to make it right? That wasn't me. That was the guy. That was the guy. I didn't request. D is fine. Yeah, you're pumping it up. Woods just said, attaboy. D's are fine. And you plant the seed that she's going to leave him now? She very well may. Why? She got newfound confidence. Just because it happened to you. I've seen it happen. To you. As I said, the first one's free, the next one goes in your mouth. How about this? What if it's a case? LLB. What if it's a case where the girl says, right now, this guy's in my league. Then she gets D cups and she says, Now this guy's in my league. He wasn't in my league before, but now that I have my new boobs, this guy is in my league. She wasn't the right girl anyway then. She was going to get a better haircut. She was going to find a different way to do her makeup. There was something that she wanted to strive for higher if that's the case. But wouldn't you agree with Woods that maybe this guy's signing his own death certificate. He's better off without her then. She's selfish. It's true. Sure.
It's very true. Hey, I don't disagree with that point at all. I'm just saying it could happen. Maybe just get a real good look at them before she leaves you. Yeah, yeah. You get a test drive. You'd be fine. Maybe you get a real good look at them before she leaves you. The thing is, you can't go to the internet or anything like that to get those kinds of pictures. You'd make sure you get a good look at them. This is real life. It's different. Well, I mean, you don't do that either. How about you just love the... You like it. Sure. The only reason that guys are so into big, giant cans are because of the big, giant porn industry. No. It's not true. There's a lot of pretty girls out there that aren't porn stars that have gigantic, beautiful, supple... Very true. Creamy breasts. It's very true. Oh, my gosh. It's very true. But if you watch movies from the 50s, chicks didn't have big woods. Yes, they did. They weren't fake. Woods, woods, woods. Some did. But when some did, that was the exception. Tell that to Jane Mansfield, pal. I know. Well, dude. She's a woman. Yes, there are some exceptions to the rule. But if you watch 50s movies, I remember one time watching a 50s movie. I was like.
These girls don't have big giant boobs. Yeah, they all talk like this, see? Yeah. I'm out on that. So you can't compare it to the 50s girls. But what happened was... I wouldn't want a 50s girl. What happened was the boob jobs came along. The porn stars made it popular. Sure. And then guys watch the porno and they go, this is what I want my chick to look like. Definitely. Fair enough. They don't all have to be gigantic. I mean, you know. That's why Platinum Blonde is really back. I love Platinum Blonde. I do too. Did I get that from porno? Maybe. No, because the Charger girls have platinum blonde hair. And some of them have fake boobs, too. Yeah, that's true. Just be in on it. That's true. Just celebrate it. I'm celebrating it. You celebrate it. Whatever makes you happy. If it looks normal, it's fine. But if it looks fake, I think it looks fake. If they're coming up out of the deal, out of the bra, and it's a lot of cleavage, yeah, I'm going to look. And they're symmetrically round. I look at that and I go, ooh. Nice, but... You do? Yeah, but I'm not like... You don't go... I don't go, ew. Those are disgusting. No, I'm in. Has Woods ever said ew to any boob job he's ever seen? Yeah, no, never. A couple. I've seen some pretty awful ones. Still in on them, though. Still kind of in on them, a little bit. Makes for a fun Sunday afternoon. Yeah. Sienna has a naturally gifted figure. She's naturally well-blessed. Now, when you see that, you go, there's a girl.
There's a girl. There's a girl. But what you don't do is you don't go, oh, there's a girl that had five grand. No, you don't. And that's all. I mean, if they're symmetrically round, you go, oh, look, somebody had five thousand. Yeah. And they're sticking up out of the shirt. I mean, listen, I'm going to look at that and go, oh, nice. But I'm not going to be like. But I'm also would look at Sienna and be like, oh, nice. We'll never understand each other with this. Like, I can't, I can't, I can't get, I don't understand. We don't understand. I'm a boob man. I know. It's no big deal. Well, I am too, but, you know, when they look all fakey. Ian's in the studio from Tried and True, Home Theater and Security. He's going to be the guy. This weekend, you could open an envelope up at OSI and it will say, Tried and True, Home Theater and Security and a... Custom install. I got a booner. And wouldn't you like that to be you? Yes. Oh, boy. Ian's good. Ian did our, you know, he did our house, and he's going to do Woods' stuff, right? Yeah, we've got some speakers in our house, and we don't have a receiver. So he's going to come over on Thursday, take a gander, get an iPod dock, get us all hooked in. And, Ian, how long have you been doing this stuff?
I started, I would guess it was about 10 years ago. Yeah. And Tried and True's been in San Diego for about five. Yeah. Before that, though, it was the, I guess it was the mother company of Tried and True has been in San Diego for about 25. Did you buy it? It was sort of gifted to me. The owners moved away and they said, well, we have this company. We need someone to run it. I had started. I had started Tried and True and it was kind of running. But once they left and gave me their 25 years of referrals. That's awesome. Yeah, it just took off from there. Ian and I, and there's a lot of guys listening right now, probably not one woman. I don't know that I've ever met a woman who's really, really into home theater. Yeah. I don't think I've ever met that woman. Me neither. She's out there. You haven't either. You do have to sell the woman, definitely. When I go in, you talk up the guy, get him really amped, and then you've got to sell the girl on how it's going to look. So you go in and say, it's going to be awesome, it's going to sound great, and then you have to say, it's going to look good, it's going to look awesome. That was Rebecca's deal. Rebecca really liked the idea of in-wall speakers. Definitely. So that they don't show.
Rebecca doesn't want anything visible. No wires. Nothing. Women hate the wires. Men, I don't care. I'll staple wires to the wall. If it works, I don't care what it looks like. Rebecca wishes that a TV didn't have to be seen. That you could just see the image, but it wasn't there. All of this stuff. But Ian's really good. And we've spent time discussing for hours stuff that I would like to do. That's the thing that's cool about Ian, too. is that Ian is very creative and he likes a challenge. So he'll be like, hmm, let me think about that. Can I ask him a question? Yeah. I came to Mikey's house one day to visit and drop something off and you were cross-legged on the floor and you had around you, surrounding you, more wires than NASA has for the space shuttle. You had to untangle, detangle, put back together. How long? You were there, what, eight, nine hours?
It was a full day of me, yes, tweaking. Was that the hardest job you've ever had? Oh, no. By far, no. Holy cow. Really? Yeah. It was tough. It's tough always coming in after someone else. I didn't do your original install. Yeah. And as everyone knows, Mikey is overboard on technology, which is awesome for me. It's his favorite thing. Yeah. But, yeah, so the original install was put in by someone else. So coming in after someone, you have to, there's maybe an hour of just trying to figure out how it's hooked up, what the guy was thinking. It was ungodly. It was, I walked in, I go, dude, you're going to kill this guy. And then you have to pull everything apart and put it all back together. Holy. Now it's technology, you know, because at the time it was good. But over the over the years, it just it changes. Things change. You can do things a different way. And Ian is just real. And you know, the other thing is cool about Ian. He's good at taking. He goes, well, how much you got? And, you know, we'll give you the best we can give you. We'll give you the best bang for your buck. It's awesome. And the other thing is he'll send you an email and the email will have all these pictures of exactly what he wants to do for you.
So you'll see the picture of the TV. You'll see the picture of the speakers. You'll see a picture of the receiver. You see a picture of all the stuff. And then you do it. And his, the great thing that he loves when it's all done, and he says, pick a DVD. He wants you to pick the one that you really dig. And you put the thing in and fire it up. And it's just loud. And if I say safe to some, this would be the captain. Weird that you picked that one. He knows he's done a good job when my jaw drops. And it does. I know I've done a good job when you don't talk for an hour. I know. Yeah, yeah. I just sit there and stare at it. Mikey's Speechless is basically a good job. Oh, it's great. Your setup in your living room, I came over and watched 10 minutes of that movie with you. Holy cow. Yeah. It's incredible. You know, what's gnarly is that I've now migrated from my office, which is the...
That's the last thing he had done was my office. Then he came in and he redid the living room. And now I never go in my office because he redid the living room. And that living room TV, dude. You got that from Ian. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He did all that stuff. So and then he's coming over on Thursday. Coming Thursday. I'm probably going to see Woods on Thursday, too. Cool. He's doing me after. Whoa. It's going to be sloppy. Andy's going to fix up my electronics. Practice safe installs, I hope. Yes, hopefully. But it's tried and true, home theater and security, and somebody's going to win a TV, a Blu-ray, and Ian installing. Surround sound system. Wow. It includes taxes. All you've got to do is come. win, and then you get a home entertainment system. It's going to be rad. What a great prize. You're going to love it. Somebody right now... I got some t-shirts made, even. Did you really? Oh, yeah. Nice. Tried and true home theater and security. The website is super long, dude.
Give the website. Well, yeah, I usually just say just Google it and it'll come up. But it's triedandtruehometheater.com, but it's separated with dashes instead of space. So since it's tried-n-true, it's tried-n-true-home-theater.com. So you can't really say that over there, but you can just Google it. Tried and true home theater and security. So, yeah. OSI is Saturday, 10 to 1. Somebody's going to win that thing, and it's going to be great. Also wanted to thank Pretzel Chips. I always say that. Pretzel Chris. Chris. Who are providing free reusable grocery bags while we're out there. Choose Fitness. Thank you to them. They're going to be providing some free classes. Of course, the grand prize, San Diego Harley Davidson, a $24,000 FXDB. Harley Davidson. Dave & Buster's is providing over 1,000 $10 power cards. Sushi Poppers will be out there. Nutri Shop will be out there. Rockstar Energy Drinks will be out there. And we will be putting that brand new sticker on your car Saturday. O-S-I. Thanks, Ian, dude. We appreciate it, man. Jay has found two secrets to staring at a woman without creeping her out. Weird. This is The Mikey Show. FM 94.9.
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Lauren. You guys, I'm a middle child. I need attention. Woods. You know what my wife's number one complaint about me is? My clothes. I leave my clothes scattered throughout the house. Sienna. La Jolla is my favorite bubble. I don't want to live anywhere else. And Jay. My kids' friends are always afraid of me. On FM 94.9. It's supposed to be cloudy today, but it looks nice. It's very nice. Probably see a seagull flying by. It's a very beachy looking day. I wish it was a little warmer, but. Where are you going to go to the beach? You know me. You can't keep me out of the surf. I can't keep you from the beach. You know Mike. Always at the beach. You know people. Always pushing me back in the water. Clear not your blowhole. Terrible, Jay. Stop. Hello, Jay. Jay found two secrets to staring at a woman without creeping her out. Y'all, I got an idea for the show. What? It's...
How to stare at a woman without creeping her out. Well, Jay. It's an art form. Who would think of such a thing? Well, I did. You did? I did. You thought of it. Me and Hugh Hefner. Yes. And the guy that did Penthouse, Bob Guccione. You thought of how to stare at a woman without creeping her out. And Larry Flynn. Yeah, you know who else thought of it? Who? Larry Flynn. James Gumm. Oh, James Gumm. James Gumm thought of that, too. No, no, no. That was the one I did with him. It was how to sniff hair without making a sound. Yeah. Without getting caught. How to sniff someone's hair in a department store. How to walk into Ross and smell a girl's hair without creeping around. Without getting arrested. Without getting arrested. How to go to Best Buy and smell the girl's hair that's checking you out without her knowing it. How to camouflage yourself in the clothing rack at Lane Bryant. That's a good one. Lane Bryant. I like a full-figured woman. Sue me. How to smell a girl's neck at the MAC cosmetic counter without her knowing it, Mike. What do you think of that as a topic? Oh, boy. Does that sound good? Fine. Forget it. Puppies with cancer. We'll just do that one. Fine. How to do your makeup like a woman so you can go to the girl's locker room and get it all.
Jay, in meetings, either comes up with stuff that's really way overly sexual or it's, like, really depressing. It's morbid. It's sad. Mike, just hear me out before you freak out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Why don't we do stories, like, worst story you have of a patio falling on your family. Fine. Worst natural disaster. All right? We can talk to people about Katrina. Just call some people down to Memphis right now. Muckiest flood. Funniest grandparents' death. When did you perform the Heimlich and it didn't work? All right, I got it. Last time somebody died in your arms. No? No good? Damn it. I had 30 more of these. Heaviest dirt you've ever lifted into someone's grave. Fine. Worst smelling, decomposing body you ever ran across. That you're related to. That you're related to. Okay, Mac.
Fine. I guess I won't come up with ideas anymore. I have 55 ideas. He comes with a lot. He comes with a lot of ideas. A lot of terrifying ideas. Fine. Lesbian Wednesday. No, Jay. Why not? Because it's too much. Man, 1834. Lesbian Wednesday. Come on, Mike. Okay, I know Mike's probably going to prude out on this idea. Fruit out. Bestiality survey. Whatever then. All right. All right, I got it. What, Jay? Every week for lunch, we go to a different strip club. That's no big deal. Why? No. Why? Because, first of all, the girls, they don't want to go to a strip. I'm not going to a strip club. Y'all don't want to go? Sunday strip day. See, I ain't doing it on Sunday. That's when I hang out with Jasper. Monday, every Monday, we do a different brunch at a strip club. Okay, fine. I'll install this adult swing in the studio. We'll get a new person in every day. I said I'll do it. Mikey, you know you ain't doing it. No skin off your back, pal. You ain't going to hurt my feelings if we have models come do it, right? Well, Jay came up with this list. It's two secrets to staring at a woman without creeping her out. Number one.
The three-second rule. If you stare for three seconds or less, a woman won't feel like you're staring like a pervert. This is from the workbench of Jay, what I'm reading to you. Okay, Jay, this is Jay's list. If you stare for three seconds or less, a woman won't feel like you're staring like a pervert. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three. Or try one mud potato pie, two mud potato pie, one supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Two D cup. Two D cup. Three D cup. One D cup. Two D cup. Creepy. Don't go for double D. Then you're just getting greedy. It's too long. It's more than a second. You're going to get caught. You're going to get caught. Jay says, anything more than three seconds, you've crossed the threshold. So make sure to stare for less than three seconds. All right, so watch me. Ready? Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. You're a serial killer. You're a serial killer. You just stared at Santa for three seconds. You look like a serial killer. Yeah, you did. Oh, gosh. Oh, creepy. That's way too long, dude. It's way too long. She's calling 911. If they're not paying attention, though, yeah, it'll reduce your chances of getting caught.
That's a long time. It felt like an hour and a half when I was staring at Sienna. Yeah, you do that and she's going... Help me! Somebody help her! And here is the other secret to staring at a woman without creeping her out. Oh, gosh, Jay. Don't fixate. That's right. When you check out a woman, don't only stare at one part. That comes off badly. What's this? staring at Sienna's legs. What? Instead, make sure to check her out and include her face. Thank you for specifying our faces. Ladies, is there anything worse than this? LB, stand up. Is there anything? You see a guy do this. He goes. Oh, wow. He's looking up and down, looking up and down. Nothing worse. I see guys do that to my wife, Jamie, and I'm like, you mother. I start to take the belt off. Why don't you just look at their eyes?
Why do you think I cover up all the time? They don't do it. Instead, make sure to check her out and include her face. She'll still know you checked her out, but by looking at the total package and not just staring at one part, her first instinct will be to take it as a compliment. happening hot stuff will it i want to know how jay stumbled upon this list like you had to google something creeping first i googled the word creeping creeping.com then i googled the word pervert that's what took me to pervert barn.com first thing i looked at was how to be a sex offender without really being a sex offender and then i thought that's too hard That's a little mutts. That's a little mutts for Mike. That's fine for me. Yeah, I'm good with it. If it wasn't me in woods, it'd be fine. Yeah, but I know Senior Prude will freak out. So then I started Googling other stuff. Silent boobs. I put that in there. Silent boobs? Yeah. It means you look at them, but shh. Oh, okay, Jay. I like to look. I just don't like to touch. All's quiet on the western front. Oh, boy.
How to hair sniff. E-how had a great article. E-how. E-how. E-how. Now, for me, personally, for hair sniffing, I like the stretch. It goes like this. Mike, I also do the cough. From time to time, what I do is I go... I like to go in for the console, okay? Anytime she's crying, I go, come here, you. It's all right. Come here. It's okay. Pretend like you're crying, too. Just sniffle in. You get a couple in. I'm so sorry about your loss. It's all right. There, there. There, there. I like to tell them she has something on her face, so when I reach in and try to wipe it away... Hey, come here, girl. You got something on your face. Oh, thanks. Or I say, let me look at those earrings. I want some for my wife. Let me see. Oh, beautiful. This is cubic zirconius. Wow. Lauren, it's cubic zirconium. That's what I said. Zirconium. Now, I will admit, there's been a time or two where I've been caught.
And what I mean is that I went in, and yes, I may have gone... Wow. More like this. Yes, I admit it. The trick is, though, you've got to compliment him when you do it. What do you call compliment? He smelled like a dirty whore. Smelled like cottage and throw up. I didn't mean to say dirty whore. I meant to say slut. I meant to say slow. You are a smelly pirate hooker. Smells like cheetah's curtains in here. Cheetah's curtains. Which used to be a swear word of mine. Oh, cheetah's curtains. Oh, boy. Pure gold. That guy. Something else, Jerry. Pure gold, Jay Bird. M1, Brian from Oceanside. What was the word of the day? Seagull. That is correct.
Guess what? You got lunch for two at On the Border and a four-pack of tickets to SeaWorld. Congratulations to you. Perfect. Thank you. Hang in the line, please. Let's see. Canadian woman was stranded out in the Nevada wilderness. Yes. For how long? 56-year-old woman stranded for seven weeks. What? 49 days. Now, she was going with her husband. to vegas for a trip and uh they went in route to a trade show but they veered off to enjoy the quote scenic route never do that yes um now do that always do that never do that I have some good deals out there, pal. Yeah, that's right. They took a couple wrong turns, and they thought the condition of the roads were better than they were, and they got stuck. Darkness came upon them. They're in a minivan. It was a 2000 Chevrolet Astro, and they're stuck there. There's mud. They can't move. A Chevy Astro? Yes. Who goes into off-road in a Chevy Astro? I know. Jay Isbell? Yeah. No, I don't have that. Yes. I have a truck.
Well, if you're in a truck, you can do it. But if you're in a Chevy Astro, don't try to off-road. No. You're just Astro-ing for it. Yes, you're Astro-ing for it. Wow. Oh, man. Get your head out of your ass stroke. So they're guessing they're about 20 miles from the highway. And so her husband, this woman's husband, says, look, I know you're not an outdoorsy person. Like, I'm going to go and see if I can get help. She stays in the car. He doesn't come back. Oh, my gosh. He's in Vegas. He's rolling bones. 49 days later, she's been there surviving. The food that she had was a little bit of beef jerky, some trail mix. fish oil pills, and one piece of hard candy per day. She had a bag of hard candy. Yeah. She said that she would go outside for a walk once a day using the sunlight to melt snow to drink water. I mean, snow outside. Holy cow. And then she would also go to a nearby stream, but she said she read a few books multiple times, the Bible and some other books that she had. Husband died. And she...
They haven't found the husband yet. Oh, my gosh. No way. They haven't found the husband yet, but she was found. They discovered her in the car. A search team found her, and she lost 20 to 30 pounds, and she spent Mother's Day in the hospital with her kids by her side. Sounds like it was great for her. Be good for you, Woods. Put you in an Astrovan. It's killing me! All that money on stupid Tim to send you out to Canada. Yeah, Woods, why don't you take a few off-road excursions? Don't take any hard candy, though, Chubbs. Can you fit your big butt in an Astro? We've seen you and Mikey at two for one. It hurts so bad. It cuts so deep when he does it. It hurts so deeply when he says it. Why don't you try surviving off snow and shallow ranchers instead of Big Macs? Mikey could live for two years just surviving off his own.
Isn't that what a whale does, Mikey? Survives on his fat. You gonna hibernate, Mikey? You could. Yeah, Mikey, you could be like a standard polar bear, just sitting there surviving on fat. In a cave. You have to clear your blowhole. Hey, Mikey, look on the bright side. If you were stranded in the desert, nobody would try to push you back in the ocean. Hey, Mikey, even whales eat vegetables. Oh, my God. What I'm trying to say is Mike should lose some weight. I'm just trying to say it nicely. Am I? Oh, it cuts so deep when he does it. I'm watching this thing last night and I taped it because I had to go to bed. And I can't wait to see how this thing ends. It was all stuff I'm like, I would never do this. Never. This guy, sharp dude. You know, over six feet tall.
which to me is a giant. No, it's this blonde guy. And he goes to Australia. He flies to Australia. And they drop him off on this remote island in Australia. And it's a remote island, but it's still close enough where you can get a little bit of cell service in Australia. And so they drop him off there. And all he wants to do is surf, okay? And so... There are people that all they do is they circle this island and they surf it. And so he gets off of this boat that they, you know, that they bring him to. And he's got a surfboard in his arms and he's got his backpack. And he waits as cars drive by on the sand and he asks him, can I have a ride? And this guy comes by and he goes, where are you going? And he says, well, I'm just trying to find a place to surf. Guy says, I know a great place. I'll take you. So he gets in and off they go, right? And the guy veers off and he goes to this remote area. And he says, it's about a 30 minute hike down there. You'll find it's in private beach. The guy's like, score. So he walks down the 30 minutes, goes down into this private beach. Sure enough, man, gorgeous surf. Wow. No one there. And about five minutes later, he notices a lighthouse off in the distance. And the way they did the show was pretty cool because they said.
Little did he know, a little bit later, he would be struggling to climb the mountain to get to this lighthouse. So I'm like, ooh, I want to know. So dude surfs all day. I mean, it's the greatest surf. He's having a blast. He's tired. It's the end of the day. In his backpack, he had a foldable fishing rod. He starts fishing. He's catching fish. He's like, this is the greatest day of my life. I've gone on this adventure. I've gone off the beaten path, literally, and I've gotten to this private beach. Who could imagine a day like this? So he's got a little sterno cup with him, starts a little fire, has a little pan, tiny pan in his backpack. He's frying up the fish. He's living the life. Clouds start to come in and he's a little bit worried because he doesn't have much cover. And he had no regard as to how he was going to get out of there or what he was going to do. He's an adventurer. He thought, I'll figure it out as I go along. And so when it starts to rain, what happens is if it's hot outside like it was, you get a lot of humidity and it brings bullfrogs out. OK, well, it starts to downpour. I mean, it's like pouring rain and he's getting cold.
And he doesn't have any cover. He goes, I know what I'll do. I'll use my surfboard bag. Yeah. And I'll get inside of it. Nice. Good move. So he does. And it's kind of keeping him dry. And he's been so tired because he surfed all day long. He's beat. He's beat. He falls asleep. There's something called a death adder in Australia. It's one of the most poisonous, venomous snakes that there are. And what the death adder loves is bullfrogs. And so this death adder is out looking for bullfrogs. Now the best place to find bullfrogs are places that are warm and humid. Like the inside of a surf bag. And so it crawls inside of the surf bag. And when it rubs against him, he moves. And it strikes three times. His neck. The top of his head.
And because now he's scared and moving his forehead. He's bitten three times by a death adder, grabs the death adder and throws it off. And he's petrified that he doesn't know where it is. It's dark. And all he can see way off in the distance is this lighthouse. The light of the lighthouse. He's bitten by a poisonous snake out in the middle of nowhere. It's downpouring. He doesn't know where the snake is. And he's got to try to find his way to this lighthouse to get some help. But you realize as you go uphill towards this lighthouse, your heart is going. And you've got adrenaline going through your body. And guess where all the venom's going? So I'll tell you what I saw when we come out. Be a part of the Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949. Or text 949Mikey at gmail.com. More coming up. Are you sure this thing is some sort of cult? On FM 94.9. San Diego Radio.
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An accident cleared here, but you're backed up to Kenwood Drive. Eastbound slow from the 5 towards the 805. Then it's slow again between the 125 and Avocado Boulevard. This report, it's also brought to you by REMAX. Nobody sell more real estate than REMAX. Find an agent near you at REMAX.com. REMAX, outstanding agents, outstanding results. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. I used to stick bubble gum down my pants. Lauren. Man, today would be so much better if I had my kombucha. Woods. What I like to do also is I clip my toenails sometimes as a little treat. I like to put them on Jamie's pillow. Sienna. When they're real, you know. And Jay. Oh, I've pumped water from ditches that you would not believe. On FM 94.9. Let's tell you what happened with a student in Australia who got bit by the death adder. Sienna, what's going on in the news? Well, you guys have all seen the picture of President Obama and his staff watching as the Navy SEAL raid that killed Obama. You know, there's a picture of them sitting in an office watching. Osama. Yeah. Did you? I did it. Obama, yeah. Well, it's an instantly iconic photo and a ultra-Orthodox Jewish newspaper printed an article all about it and posted that picture. However, they altered the photo, which the fine print when that picture was released said you cannot alter this photo. You want to know how they altered it? How?
Took the women out of it. Are you kidding? Hillary Clinton and the counterterrorism director, Audrey Thomason. Wow. And so people were mad because, you know, they didn't want to do anything. It's because of their religion. And basically women are... It's because of my haircut. Yes. My haircut. They said that women should be appreciated for what they do, not for what they look like. So they don't publish pictures of women. But people were upset because that... photo was not supposed to be altered. It's an iconic photo. It's supposed to remain exactly that way. So yesterday they apologized and they said, yeah, we didn't read the fine print. We're sorry. Whitney Houston, her rep just confirmed that she is in an outpatient rehab program back in again. She apparently checked herself in 10 days ago for drugs and alcohol. She'll probably do inpatient instead of outpatient. Yeah. Maybe for a year. She puts Lindsay Lowe and those girls to shame. I'm going to give you what you want. The NBA playoffs are getting down. It's getting down to business. The Lakers were eliminated. They were swept by the Dallas Mavericks, so they are out.
The Oklahoma City Thunder took down the Memphis Grizzlies. They are now 2-2 in their series. Winner will take on the Mavericks. And the Heat have beaten the Celtics 98-90 yesterday. They have a 3-1 lead against the nasty Boston Celtics. Well, they're supposed to win everything. They got the... They got the dream team. Yeah. Yeah. If they don't, isn't it a failure? Absolutely. So, okay, so this... I'm telling you this story about this guy that goes to Australia. Decides he's going to go off the beaten path. Finds his own private beach. surfs all day, does a little fishing, catches a couple of fish, has a little sterno and a little frying pan with him, makes some fish for dinner. Then a big rainstorm comes in, and he's got to take shelter inside of his surf bag. So he's in a surf bag. It's nighttime. And a death adder, which Woodsy Googled the image of death adder. It makes your skin crawl when you see it.
And the thing that's interesting about the death adder is that it strikes and it can continue to strike. Unlike a lot of snakes that just strike and that's it. They strike and then they're done. They kind of expend all their energy and all their venom in one strike. Not the death adder. It keeps coming. And so he actually pulled the death adder off of him and he's terrified. He didn't know where the thing is. He doesn't know if it's going to bite him again. He can't see. And off in the distance he can see a lighthouse. Now, it's raining and he's trying to make his way up the side of this cliff to get to the lighthouse. The problem is, is that the sand is pretty soft and it's raining. And so he can't get any firm footing. He's scared. His adrenaline's going. Finally, he takes his towel and he wraps his flip-flop in the towel to use it as sort of a pick to try to give himself leverage to get up the side of the cliff. He didn't know what to do. And the whole time he's thinking,
Once I get up there, please let the person that's there be able to have something to help me. And so he finally makes his way up the side of the cliff and gets to the lighthouse. But what he didn't realize was that the lighthouse was automated. A lot of them are. There hadn't been anybody in that lighthouse for five years. And he's pounding on the door. It was like it used to have people. And so he thinks there's someone there and he's pounding and it's raining. So he thinks, oh, he can't hear me. I better do it louder. And he does that. Meanwhile, this venom is pulsing through his body. So he takes out his cell phone and it's raining and it's already risky because he's opening a cell phone in the rain. But he gets one bar and he calls the Australian equivalent of 911 and he gets somebody on the line and he tells him I've been bit by a snake.
I'm at this lighthouse. I'm at this island, blah, blah, blah. And the person starts to talk back to him and it goes dead. And he can't believe it. He's like, you've got to be kidding me. So he goes, he doesn't know that it's automated. So he goes back to the lighthouse door. He's banging on the lighthouse door for somebody to please open this door. And he sees this water spigot and he's dying of thirst. So he goes over to the water spigot. He's getting some water. He's drinking from it. And he thinks. While I'm here, I'm going to try the phone again. Opens the phone up, puts it up in the air, and this time he's got three bars. Wow. And so he calls back again. He gets the person on the line, and they said, we got your first one, and help is on the way. So he's like, oh, thank God. So the helicopter, you start seeing this helicopter. It's the greatest sight he's ever seen is this helicopter coming in. And they're interviewing the helicopter pilot, and they said, even if it hadn't been raining in a...
gigantic downpour, that would have been an extraordinarily dangerous rescue. But with rain, no way. They left. And he sees them flying away and he's like, they didn't see me. They didn't see me. You gotta be kidding me. They didn't see me. So he goes back to the place where he had the three bars and he calls back and he gets them and he says, I'm dying. And by now, he's starting to swell up. I mean, the venom of this death adder is going all through his body. And they said, listen, we don't know what to tell you. That guy can't, they can't land. There's no way that they can land or send a rope down. It's too dangerous. It's a thunderstorm. They said, but we've sent a ranger. And right about that time, he sees these headlights coming from this ranger.
And Rebecca, my wife, had been calling me about 10 minutes at this point for dinner. And I was taping it. And I thought, I kind of know where this is going. Because they interviewed the guy alive. So he obviously lives. But for 10 minutes, I couldn't stop watching this story. And finally, she was like, babe, please. We're all sitting here. We're ready to go. Please. Happy birthday. Happy birthday with your TV show. So that's it. That's the point that I stopped watching. So I'll go home today. I mean, I was already 10 minutes over. And I know that they didn't rescue him via the helicopter, but they must have rescued him. But I just can't wait to find out the anti-venom. What did they do with this guy? But that would in a million years never happen to me because I'm not in any way near adventurous like that.
Now, this guy had the day of his life. He's out there surfing and fishing and everything. Great. Sounds like an awesome day. Oh, it does. Terrible night. Yeah. Now, Kid Rock apparently just had a concert, and this was Kid Rock at the concert. I've never flown that flag with any hate in my heart at all. Not one ounce. If you denigrate the black population, someplace you're denigrating them, someplace else. He's doing that as an entertainment piece. We would prefer he not do that. NAACP does not support anything Confederate, anything of the old Confederacy, nor does he. And that's when Kid Rock stole the show. His foundation donated $10,000 each to five local Detroit charities and then another $50,000 to the Red Cross for the victims of the tornadoes. I was shaking like a leaf on a tree. I never get nervous. I was shaking up there.
I think it was just from all the love I was feeling and trying to convey back. Kid Rock got a standing ovation and almost as if to quiet his critics shouted. I just want to say I love America. I love Detroit. And I love black people. Yeah. What up, black people? That got people upset. Really? I guess so. The Detroit branch and the NAACP, you know, they were honoring him with what they call the Great Expectations Award. even though some people were making a big stink over it because he does fly the Confederate flag when he's up there, I find it ironic that the NAACP is the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. Yes. Which is politically incorrect. Old name. Old name. Maybe you change it. Well, yeah.
You can't say that, can you? I mean, you shouldn't. And it's still, it's like it's in the name. It's their organization. It's their organization. They've already bought the letterhead. They already bought the letterhead. I ain't taking it back. I went to Kinko's and priced it out. We ain't changing it. I ain't changing it. I done got four tons of letterhead. Yeah, I got letterhead, NAACP. I ain't changing that. Hell no. You know how expensive paper is? Wasteful. That piece of paper you're on right now, two cents. Two cents. Imagine five pieces of those, 10 cents. That's a week's worth of groceries. Hello? Yeah. A Confederate flag. I think people get up in arms about anything. You know, that one, you may not want to fly that flag around certain people, maybe not at your concert. But, you know, if he says there's no hate in his heart, I mean, I know his first, he's got a kid with a black girl. That's what he should say. Yeah, that's what he should say. I have a kid with a black girl. So I'm good. I'm good. He's very confused, though, because he's from Detroit. Detroit. And he's flying a Confederate flag. Yeah. What's up with that? His roots are in, you know, Southern Rock, which is Skinner. He loves Skinner. He loves some Skinner and the Almond brothers. The Confederate flag was the flag of the side that wanted to keep slavery. Right.
It's not smart. It's below the Mason-Dixon line. That's right. It ain't smart to have. No. No, the Confederate flag says an awful lot. Reach for the sky, honky. Hey, baby. Hey, baby. How come them neighbors keep telling us to take down the flag? Because they don't know nothing. They're some Yankees. They just move here? Yeah, from like New England or something. They got Matthews' plates. They got, I think it's Florida. Where's that? Florida, baby. You know where that is. It's right above Nevada. Oh, it is? Oh, my bad. I thought it was up in that northern area. What's the matter with you? I don't know. By Reno. Where my uncle's from? Reno, that's in Nebraska. Reno, no, baby. What? Reno's in California. Oh, yeah. Well, California's right next to Nebraska. Same thing.
California is next in Nebraska. That's the first thing you got right all day. I know. I got a C-minus in geography. Not for nothing. I'll tell you what, you got an A-plus in hot. Oh, yeah. Wearing that Confederate bikini. You like my cans? I love them. I bet you do. Love you. I love you. Cans. Kid Rock loves him some Skinnerd. He loves some Skinnerd. Wow. You know what he doesn't love? He doesn't love shampoo. No? Deodorant. Kind of dirty. Yeah, it doesn't look like he washes that very often. You think he's ever popped an ice cold Budweiser backstage? Yeah. Real good. I don't think he hasn't. Yeah, when has he not popped an ice cold Budweiser? He doesn't sell his music on iTunes, you know that? Yep. He's against it. Elitist. I don't get it. I mean... Seeger doesn't either. And that really bums me out because I love Bob Seeger and I want some Bob Seeger and I can't find it. You ever just get dug into like a thing? You know, he's dug into it now. Yeah, now he can't cave. Yeah. Eight years ago, he wanted it. Yeah. And he's like, I can't though. Can't do it. I'd be a gazillionaire more if I would just put my music on there, but I can't now. It's funny. He's the one that takes a stand.
He's the guy that's like, I'm taking a stand. Zeppelin, fine. Beatles, fine. Kid Rock is taking a stand. I'm not selling my music. Now I'm the customer that's like, good, because I'm not buying it. You're not going to get it anyway. I'd have jammed it this a few times in my day. Think this has ever been played at a river? Well, I'm packing up my game and I'm going to head out west. Kind of like it. I know. Say what you will. You like it. I like it. It brings me back. I like it. I'll admit it. I've never heard this song ever. You've never heard Cowboy? Cowboy, baby. Oh, yeah, I know. Is there any bad words in here? Oh, yeah. Oh, is there? Yeah, you just said one. Brace yourself. Oh, did he? He said B. Oh. No big deal. No big deal. How about this one? Does this bring back some memories for you?
This is this right here. Any guys ever heard that on their way to deer hunt? That was a jam right there. Hey Mike, I almost fired you last year. I mean last week. I almost fired you. I tried. Turns out you got a contract. I don't even know why. You play that Kid Rock again, I'm putting you through a car wash. I can't fire you, but I can't torch you. I can torch you, all right? Hey, you ever heard of waterboarding? Come to my office. You ever waterboard a Mexican? Because I'm going to. Wow. I'm going to have a little Latino waterboard festival, all right? Agua. Yeah. You call it Agua Festival. Yeah. Cinque de Agua Festival. It's a Cinque de Agua. Cinque de Waterboard.
You ever play Kid Rock on this station again? You're a dead man. I'm pulling your ears over your head. Punch you in the neck. Experts have given tips on the best passwords. I hate passwords. Do you guys have a theory? I have a thought on passwords. Let me tell you what I hate most about them is the stupid sites that have you... You must... You put in a password that you want and they go, sorry, it's rejected. It comes back in all red letters and says, sorry, you must have numerals. And you put in the numerals and then it says, sorry, you must have one lowercase and one upper. And you're like, why don't I get to choose my security level? I hate you. Because those are the ones you're never going to remember because it's different than all your other passwords. And it writes you back and says, weak. Yeah. I don't care if you think it's weak. Well, basically in this article, experts are saying, you know, these days you can't trust anyone. Everyone's watching you, monitoring you, seeing what you're doing on your computer, waiting to pounce. So they're giving advice on how to come up with a password. And I think it's a really good idea, Jay. You're creepy. Creepy. Okay. They say to come up with a sentence, a weird sentence in your mind, but something that you'll remember. This is an example they give.
Fred and Wilma like to have ham and eggs for dinner. Now, the password is F and W L to H H and E for D. That's I mean, it's a beating. But if you remember that sentence, no one's going to come think of that password for you. You know, it's perfect for a guy that can't remember anything. Fred and Wilma like to have pancakes. It could be like, I love to eat burritos every Monday. That I can remember for sure. For sure. I can remember that. Because I'll just have to think of a true story. Yeah, just get the acronym and you're ready to go. Just think of like a Busey-ism. Busey. Busey. Think of a Busey-ism like that stands for Charlie Answers Nancy. Yes, can. Charlie Answers Nancy had nothing to do with a can. Busey is an acronym. Busey. Busey. Busey. Sports teams, kids' names, wives' name, all of those are the first to be guessed. I did the old wives' name. You do? Oh, yeah. Not anymore. There's other things that accompany it, but the wives' name is in all passwords. Baseball number. Hello, baby. Here you were born. Here you graduated high school. You're so secretive. I've got to go change all my passwords.
Jamie 22 real good? Yeah. Ooh, no. Jamie 22 fee? Jamie 22 get? Holy cow. It's pretty close. Pretty close. Penny Bell. No. So, I was watching Oprah yesterday. Weird. What? Because Chaz Bono was on it. Chaz did he? You mean what? So cruel. That is a dagger. That is a straight dagger. She's thinner, though. She's a little thinner than me. It's a he now. It's a he. He's a he. What just got up and collapsed into the feedback? I'm surprised he was able to lift his weight over there. Whoa. A listener once told Woods to look like Chaz Bono.
So it's, you know, Cher's daughter that turned into a man. Yeah. And is very overweight. Is very overweight. I would cut you a little bit. You don't look like Chaz, though. And it's all over. I heard on so many levels. The looking, the weight. She's a hermaphrodite. Transgender. Sorry. Same thing. She's into bestiality. You might as well just say anything you say. She's a necrophiliac. Damn it, Jay. Jay just likes to take a dagger and sharpen it for two weeks, day and night, never sleeps. Two weeks sharpening a dagger. I guarantee you, four. 30 this morning, he walked in and goes, hey, Shannon, I found an interesting story about Chaz Bono. You're probably going to want to do this one today. I did get it from him. It was weird. Sitting on it all morning. I've been waiting for this one. He's got alerts set up on Yahoo. If the words Chaz Bono come up. Yes! Yes! I should go! Hey, Mike, I got a good idea for a meeting.
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Operation Street Impact four days away and huge. So yesterday, when my wife cooks dinner, she watches Oprah, which means that I watch Oprah. And yesterday, Chaz Bono was on. Used to be Chastity Bono. Cher's daughter. Yes. And Sonny Bono's daughter. Rest in peace. Yes. Chastity has become Chaz. She's a dude now. She's a dude. He's a dude. He's a dude. Shem. Dude looks like a lady. No, lady looks like a dude. Lady is a tramp? No, lady's a dude. Okay. Lady has become a dude, and it was interesting because... The lady looks like a dude? Hello, Miss Lady. With that, but also, he had...
His girlfriend. And the girlfriend used to be a lesbian and was his, her lover. Her lesbian lover. I'm not even kinda lesbian. And then. I'm even kinda lesbian. Oh, make up your mind. Got it. And then became a woman and stayed with the lesbian girlfriend. But that girlfriend. Is a lesbian. Is a lesbian and doesn't like men. But now. has become heterosexual and still likes Chaz, who used to be chastity. They were lesbians. She got a surgery to now have a male part. So now he's a man, but the girlfriend is still with him. Her. And she's a him. You guys.
Girl. She loves him for the person that she is. She was. Was. Still is. She loves him for the person she was. Now she has to write that down every day. Same person on the inside. Here's Chaz. How long did you sit with that? Is that a joke? Oprah, are you trying to make a joke? That is a long time. To know and to not feel the courage to be able to do something about it is horrible. What gave you the courage, Chaz? This penis. There's no question about it. This penis gave me the courage. This doesn't give you courage. It was my penis. I didn't have one. Now I have one. A lot of courage. Excuse me while I whip this out. Exactly. I think it was probably a lot of different factors. Just getting older and gaining maturity. I think getting sober and being able to see things more clearly. And then I just slowly, I mean, I did a lot of therapy and slowly started to discover that I didn't have to take care of everybody else's needs. And that was what it was really about for me. It was growing up and getting... Well, that sounds like therapy. You don't have to become a man. I don't...
think they had enough therapy listen I agree with you because Chaz doesn't I don't know man Chaz just doesn't seem okay no Chaz used to be a woman well I've seen transgenders that appear more okay than Chaz I don't have much experience in the transgender world. I do. I do. I know you do. I do. Getting the clarity that my needs need to come first. It's so crazy because it's like the exact opposite of where I shoot from. It's, you know, my faith says that my needs need to come second. Right. And her thing is, his thing is my needs have to come first. and that everybody else can feast literally now and that they will handle their emotional process around this and i'm just responsible for myself pretty girlfriend really yeah and come on there's a documentary seriously very pretty documentary about uh chastity becoming chaz there's a documentary film and in it right after the surgery and the hormone therapy
You can see that Chastity, who is now Chaz, is becoming very aggressive because of the testosterone. And so the girlfriend, Jennifer, she doesn't really dig it. She's like, this is not the person that I know. I used to like women. This is exactly why I didn't want to go for a man. Now you're... Now you're a typical man. You're a pig. Yeah, you're a pig. Stop hailing at me. You're screaming. Screaming. Screaming and when you do, your voice is cracking. Stop it. When you're screaming. I'm not sure if you're aware of this. Your voice is cracking. Go through some more hormone therapy before you start screaming, screamer. Make a screamer, Tim. Hey, scream face. You wanted to scream all day? Take off your scream mask. Scream? Why you own all three copies of scream? Why don't we get into a fight and go have some ice scream anymore?
570-1949. Let's play Name That Tune. You pick me, Sienna, Woods, or Jay. That's very appropriate. Today's theme is balls. I don't even know what that means. Because it's Chaz Bono. I know, but what? How can you have a theme? The theme is ball. So the songs? Balls of all sorts. Oh, boy. Is it music? Is it movies? It's music. Music. I guess with the word balls. 570-1949. That's why I'm wearing these tight size 42. a part of the show. 570-1949. Or shoot him a text at 949mikey at gmail.com. I'm sorry, our time is up. FM 90. San Diego Radio has never mobilized this type of takeover. The prizes, the Saturday, the Mikey Show, and M1's Takeover Qualcomm Stadium. The Mikey Show sticker is in, and we for your ride, every car receives a prize. We've got a his and her mountain bike from Haro, a
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So we play Name That Tune here on the Mikey Show. We do it a little bit differently. We use our name as a buzzer. And Jay comes up with these themes. The theme today is balls. Balls. What was it? I thought you said balls. Balls. Now, apparently that's in the song or whatever. Balls are in the song. Like bulls? Like in Spain? Balls. Balls. Balls. Like all kinds of balls. So you get a call and you got to pick a horse. M1 George from San Diego. Who would you like? I would like you, Mikey. All right. Hang on the line, George. M1 Andrew from Tierra Santa. Who do you want? Me and my boy, Woodsy. You got it. Hang on the line. M1 SoCal from Encinitas. Who do you want? Sienna, please. Yeah. Hang on. And M1 Leilani from San Diego. Leilani, and I'll pick the winner, L-O-B. You got it. Nice to play. Trash talk. Hang on the line. Today's prize is Street Fighter 4 3D for the all-new Nintendo 3DS. It's the title you have to have for 3DS. What system? It's a PS3, right? What system? Nattendo. Nintendo. I don't know. Nintendo. Nintendo. There we go. Now put it together. Nintendo. There you go, Jay. You did it. It's only been out for 30 years. Nintendo.
All right, let's play Nintendo. All right. Name is a buzzer. Here we go. Here we go. Woods. I wish I was a baller. Oh, wow. Who sings that? Skilo. Skilo. That's right. Woods knows Skilo? Who doesn't? He knew the title. When was that out? You of all people. When was it out? Oh, there he is. Oh, wow. When was it out? Early 90s, maybe. Okay, got it. Here we go. Mikey. ACDC. Thank you. I forgot about that one. Yep. Here we go. Everybody haven't seen my balls. They're big and salty and brown. Mikey. What? That is Chef. That's fantastic. What? That was a song? Yeah. Wow. He makes them. They're delicious. Wow. Oh, my heart hurts. Oh, gosh. He was a chef and he would make brown balls. Yeah. Salty. No, they're salty. Chocolate. Yeah. Got it.
Oh, boy. Oh, my gosh. Chocolate is brown. I feel like I got slapped in the face, too. Take me out. Mikey. Oh, come on. Take me out to the ballgame. There you go. Name or title or title. Mikey and Woods are tied with two. Here we go. Mikey. Sienna. Barn. Mikey. That's the who. Dang it. Sienna. Oh. Sienna. Pinball wizard. I'll give you that. Isn't Pinball Wizard the who? It's the name of the song. Delton John singing it. Oh. Oh. That's trickery. That's trickery. Trickery. Here we go. Woods. Woods. Cannonball. Breeder. Quaker. He's on fire. Mike 2, Woods 3, Sienna 1. Here we go. Ball of Confusion. You're good at guessing names. The titles. I've never been in a European gang. Or a European nightclub. You don't know that song about love and rockets? I do not. Never.
I know. You guys got to get out more. Here we go. Mikey. Mikey. Jimi Hendrix? Yeah. Lauren. Go ahead, Lauren. Let's have a ball. Yeah. She goes, tee-hee. Oh, darn it. Oh, I know who that is. Can I still guess? Nope. Nobody? Can I guess? Yeah. It's a White Stripes. Yeah. Oh, that's not. Ball and a biscuit. Yeah. I would have guessed wrong. Garrett's punching his steering wheel right now. He is, absolutely. I thought it was Cage the Elephant. Cage the Elephant. I thought it was White Stripes. Yeah. Mules. Here we go. Woods. Accept. Oh, man. Wow, that's good. Dang it. I'm sure you know we don't know that song. Oh, boy. Here we go. So there's two remaining. What's the score? Woods has four. I have one. Mike has one. Oh, my gosh.
These have got to be three-point questions, then. Of course they do. Here we go. Woods. Jerry Lee Lewis. I don't even know if we need to continue. We don't. Lauren. Lauren. I don't know. Bruce Springsteen. Oh, nice. Pretty good, LLB. Thanks. Woods won. That's a three. Yeah. I'm so good. Woods won. Woods got seven, though, so it doesn't really matter. Man. Kid knows his balls real good. Yeah, he does. Yeah, he does. M1 Andrew. Andrew, what's he won for you? I know. He's a freaking man. Have a ball. Have a ball, pal. What a fabulous idea. They did real good. There's some new slang terms that have been added to Scrabble. Tell you about them in just a second. First, new releases. Oh, the new Manchester Orchestra. It's an FM 94.9 recommended.
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What are the new words, the new slang terms that have been added to Scrabble? I don't understand, by the way, because I never played Scrabble, but I thought that with Scrabble, the whole idea was that you argue with the person that it's a word or it isn't a word. Hillary just came in. You don't really have to argue. No, that's not really it. You feel a bite. Yeah, exactly. Mud wrestle over it. No, it's just about trying to, I guess, just one-up the person. Really, it's trying about... It's all about scoring the most points for each word. So it's just keeping track of points. I just signed up. Have you guys heard of Words with Friends? I'm playing. I need to get your username. Oh, I can only handle one game at a time. Oh, I got like five games going to work. Words with Friends. Words with Friends. It's a Scrabble game for your iPhone. So you can go back and forth. My girlfriend Kelly was like, we got to do it. She lives up in Cardiff. She sent me an invitation. You sign up and it's a little Scrabble game for your iPhone. Looks just like this. And you go back and forth. And so there it is. So you like spell a word and then you send it. And then your friend who you're playing with gets a little message saying, it's your turn, basically. And this is what they played. And it shows you the points. And so you can just like do it whenever you have time. That's cool. Yeah, it's super fun. Well, what I don't understand about this, and Sienna, you'd explain it to me, but.
If they've come up with new slang terms, is there like a Scrabble... There's a dictionary. Yeah, there is. I guess there's an official thing because, you know, people fight about it all the time. It's like, well, let me look it up and see if it makes a list. Words like X-I is a Scrabble word. X-I. You know, there are the most bizarre words you would never use, but you can use them for Scrabble. Oh, yeah. Well, they've added some new slang terms to the dictionary for Scrabble, and some of the words are... Thang. T-H-I-N-G. Oh, my God. Really? It ain't no thang. It's a chicken wing. This is worse. Girl. G-R-R-L. No way. Really? Girl. Oh, my gosh. And idnit. No. Idnit. I-N-N-I-T. I need Sienna isolated saying.