The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 05/13/11
Friday, May 13, 2011
Friday the 13thCraigslist safetyspider fearcourtroom decorumpark vandalismfriendship and moneychild beauty pageantsbreakup etiquetteadult life skillsaddiction recoveryradiocraigslist
Sienna described the fatal robbery of Garrett Berkey after a fake Craigslist sale, and the cast urged people to treat transactions with strangers cautiously. Mikey, Lauren O'Brien, Sienna, Woods and Jay Isbell fiercely criticized the mother who gave eight-year-old Brittany Botox, arguing that pageant culture did not excuse abuse or teaching a child that looks are everything. Jessica's breakup question split the room: Lauren demanded a face-to-face conversation, Mikey favored emotional distance, and Woods proposed simply fading away. Around those serious debates, the show found comedy in Lauren's spider panic, a judge's strange insult, an overexcited park ranger and the crew's shaky command of basic adult skills. Mikey closed with a personal account of alcoholism, depression, faith and recovery, directing listeners in crisis toward help.
What happened, in order
Friday the 13th
Sienna's fear of Friday the 13th sent the cast through competing religious, numerical and pop-culture explanations for the superstition.
Craigslist robbery killing
Sienna reported that 18-year-old Garrett Berkey was robbed through a fake Craigslist ad and fatally shot after following the suspects to get their license plate number.
Lauren's spider panic
Lauren O'Brien Googled a large spider in her house, panicked at an animated image and left her broom outside in case the spider was hiding in it.
The judge's jockstrap insult
The cast dissected a Wisconsin judge's bizarre remark to a convicted child molester and debated whether courtroom decorum still mattered in such a case.
Radical park ranger
A park ranger berated teenage snowboarders for wrecking landscaping, boasted about his own 1970s vandalism and became the target of the cast's running commentary.
The $300 favor
The hosts debated whether a listener should violate his no-loans-to-friends rule after the friend who helped him move immediately asked to borrow $300.
Botox at eight
Mikey, Lauren, Sienna, Woods and Jay condemned a mother who injected her eight-year-old daughter Brittany with Botox for beauty pageants, arguing it was abuse and a damaging lesson about appearance.
How to end a relationship
When Jessica asked how to leave her boyfriend of a year, Lauren insisted on an in-person breakup while Mikey preferred distance and Woods advocated the much-mocked fadeaway.
What adults should know
The crew tested themselves against a list of skills people should have by 20, including cooking, sewing, banking, waking on time and changing a tire.
Mikey's recovery testimony
Mikey described years of fear, depression and alcohol dependence, then said surrendering to God and seeking help changed his life.
People mentioned
MikeySiennaLauren O'BrienWoodsJay IsbellGarrett BerkeyBrittanyJessica
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ready to go. Today is such an exciting day because we are officially one day away from OSI. Yeah, baby. Tomorrow is the day. Operation Street Impact is tomorrow at Qualcomm Stadium and everybody is invited. It's going to be ginormous. Been making plans. I mean, just getting everything ready, getting cars washed. I know people are getting cars washed because they want the sticker to go on and they want the car to be clean and all that stuff. And so, you know, the sticker is what this thing is about. Operation Street Impact is an operation to get every car in San Diego with a Mikey Show sticker on it. And the new sticker is out.
And you can see it right now at MikeyShow.com. But in addition to putting that new sticker on people's car, we are also going to be giving away a $24,000 FXDB Harley-Davidson from San Diego Harley-Davidson, which is great. And that bike is in our studio right now. It sure is. Sienna doing what she does best, secretly recorded each of us walking into the studio and seeing it. And I don't remember how I responded. Me neither. I just want the M1s to hear the reaction so that they know that this bike is the most amazing bike. I mean, we're not just saying that. Yeah. It's phenomenal. It's here. It is here. And someone's going to win it tomorrow. Well, not only that, but at 7 o'clock this morning, We're making a big announcement, something that we've been saving until today. There's something else that you can win that kind of goes along with the whole deal. And it's not as, what would I say, it's not worth as much as the bike itself. It's just something that is really, really cool that we're throwing in and we wanted to wait to tell you about. So we'll tell you at 7.
Hey, Mike, you know how I got that bike in here? How? I had to take it apart and put it back together. Jay, you took that entire bike apart. Yeah, yesterday after the show. And then you brought it up here in pieces and put it back together. Yep, one at a time. One at a time. I had to polish everything. You're an amazing, amazing man. It only took me about half an hour. Yeah, about half an hour. About 45. Oh, my God. Well, Adam came in. He was running mouth in my ear. And that threw me off a little bit, but about 35, 45 minutes. Got him from our promotions department. He was just running mouth. Yeah, running mouth. Yeah. So I put it back together. Looks good. Looks great. That thing is amazing. It's been so, so babied. It's beautiful. Here's the deal with this bike. It's not an FXDB that's like right off the assembly line. They took it and customized it. So it's all black. Hello, Bree. It's been powder-coated. Hello, Bree. It's been completely, completely customized. So it is just, oh, man, that bike is rad. And somebody's going to win it tomorrow. 7 o'clock, we'll tell you, with New York Mike, what we're going to be adding to this for tomorrow. It starts at 10 a.m., Operation Street Impact. Tomorrow morning at 10 a.m., goes until 1 p.m.
And it's free. It's at Qualcomm Stadium. Get there early to get in line. And there's going to be a live broadcast out there. Hillary's going to be broadcasting. There's going to be food. There's going to be so much stuff. There's going to be... You get an envelope. As you come through, we put the sticker on your car. You get an envelope. And that envelope could contain the motorcycle. Envelope could contain just a regular prize. Envelope could contain a... surround sound system with a large screen TV and a Blu-ray player, an installation from Tried and True Home Theater and Security. It could have his and her mountain bikes from Haro. It could have an Ibanez guitar. It could have all these different things. So there's a lot of reason to want to come out there tomorrow. It's going to be pretty cool. Word of the day today is tailgate. The word of the day is tailgate. And I will say tailgate sometime between now and 10. When you hear it, caller number nine, you get tickets to SeaWorld, four of them, and a pair of tickets to the Pink Floyd Laser Spectacular, May 13th, 4th and B. And we're taking calls right now. At the beginning and end of all the Mikey shows, we do an open phone segment where you can call, you can make comments, you can talk about anything you want.
You can ask questions. It's an open forum. So the sky's the limit and the show becomes yours at the beginning of the show. So a few things to hit on. First of all, today is Friday the 13th. Sienna, this cannot be good for you. Sienna is by far and far and away the most superstitious person that I know. I mean, there's not even a close second. It's awful. Yeah. I didn't want to leave the house. Really? Yeah. Oh, my. Because stuff happens on Friday the 13th. Why is today a bad luck day? Like, what's the deal? Well, there's a few theories. One, and the most well-known one, is that that...
It was on a Friday that Jesus was crucified, and it was a Friday that Eve offered the apple to Adam in the Garden of Eden. All right. Now, that's one. I thought it was Michael Myers at the lake. That's Halloween. Scary. Different one. And two different movies. Jason. Jason at the lake would have made more sense. Yes. So that's Friday. And then the number 13 has always been unlucky to a lot of people. You know, a lot of buildings don't have a 13th floor. Some airplanes don't have a 13th row. A lot of people just don't want anything to do with the number 13 in their daily routines. And what they say is the primitive man back in the day had his 10 fingers and two feet to represent units. So he could only count no higher than 12. So after 12, it's. It was like a mystery, and it was like a scary thing. Does it trouble you to know that 13 is Taylor Swift's favorite number? Yeah, mine too. Does it trouble you to know that I know that? Kim's too. Yeah, so there you go. Another theory is that 13 represented femininity, which corresponded to the number of lunar menstrual cycles in a year. Perfect. That's why I like the number 13. But that can't be right. I thought you guys have 12.
Well, it's every four weeks, so there's leftover days. It can fall 13 times. So yeah, that's some of the stuff. He didn't like any of that. Just shut right down. I said menstrual. You said menstrual and I went... Friday the 13th happens three times a year. This is one of those days. Are we done yet? I think there's one more. Have we already had one? You remember seeing the original Friday the 13th? Dude, like it was yesterday. I saw it driving. You did? How about you? Saw it on HBO, you know, years later. Sure was scary. Very scary. Yep. Those movies were great. Yeah, the old 70s. Well, and you're, you know, you're a kid and there's usually a boob or two in there. So you're kind of on board with the whole bit. The rule is if you show any nudity, then you're going to die. Yeah. Oh, yeah. If you're naked, you're dying. If you're the little hooah that is like, you know, going to slay the guy, then yeah, you're going to die. If you make out. Yeah, with your boob out. Well, I mean, yes. I mean, that's a guarantee. That's a true fact. But if you make out.
In a horror movie, most likely, you're a gonzo. You're a goner. God, those movies were scary, dude. Yeah, they were. Of course. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 40 years old and really looking forward to tomorrow. I really am looking forward to getting a sticker on the car. Woodsy is our sports guy. He's nitcapping it up, and I like it. Yeah, I'm just riding it out. Yeah. I'm just going to ride it out, you know? You're going to have to pay me for that. It belongs to me. Oh, I know you are. It's so funny. I think that's my new bit is stealing clothes. I have your pearl snap. I mean, you're not getting that bad. I know it. And I've got Jay's hat. You know what's going to happen? I'm not lending you anything else. I didn't lend it. He didn't take it. You didn't lend it to him. He took it to me. He took my shirt. Yeah. He was freezing because you know what? He forgot a jacket somewhere we went. I think I got that too. So cold. Lauren O'Brien is on a scarf kick and I like it. Yeah. Today, pink. Hot pink. Beautiful. Lauren is 30 years old. Lovely girl. She's a comedian. She's blonde. And has blue eyes. From New Jersey. Blue eyes. She has a... Blue eyes. Hair. She sure does. Mike, she also, for the listening audience, also used the phrase this morning, hide nor hair. Yes, she did. And I said, when she said it, I said, gotta bring that back. Gotta bring back. I can make neither hide nor hair out of this. It was... I looked at her and I was like...
Is this 1947? I don't think I've ever actually said that phrase out loud. Sienna, have you ever heard the phrase neither hide nor hair? What it means is if I'm, let's say that I just got something from Ikea and got it home and I'm trying to put it together and I'm looking at the directions, can't figure it out, and I hand you the directions and I go, babe, I can't make hide nor hair out of this. Can you please? You can't figure it out. Yeah. Hide nor hair. Kind of like I can't tell which way is up. Right. Yeah. I can't tell which way is up. And as soon as she said it, I thought to myself, you know, what's the deal with hiding your hair? You know, I mean, it's like, it's like, is it the rabbit, the hair, or is it the fur? When I look at it, I can't tell. I mean, this is either a rabbit or it's the rabbit's hair. But because it's all meshed together, I can't. make hide nor hair out of it. Now, if I give it to you and you skin the hair, well, now we know whether it's hide or hair. But why don't we skin it first so that I can know whether it's hide or hair? Is it hide or hair? Exactly. Gotta bring that phrase back. Oh, yeah. Bringing it back. Sienna looks lovely today. She looks lovely every day. She is a 26-year-old, very feminine and freckled news girl.
Not sure what that means, but. Well. Feminine and freckled is a new one. Yeah. Yeah. That's new. Feminine and freckled is, well, feminine. Feminine is a different way of saying big boobs. Fair enough. And freckled is the regular way of saying she's got freckles. I do. She's feminine and freckled. James Isbell. Yes, sir. James Isbell is our producer. Otherwise known as Jay Isbell. He's 47. And our phone screener is Chris. So we've explained Friday the 13th. And we're taking some calls from you. M1 Nubian Prince is on the line. Hi. Happy menstrual cycle day. There you go. What's up? I have two things. I want to ask you. I drive around with your original sticker on the back of my work truck. Can I get two tomorrow? One for my personal car and one for my work truck? You know what, man? I would love to be able to do that. But what we got to do tomorrow is we're making it a rule that everybody gets one, including me, including us. Everybody gets one. But what we will do is...
We will make the sticker available. You know, the sticker will still be available after tomorrow. It'll just be available like at the station and we'll make it available at events that we do and stuff like that. But we just don't want to run out and we don't want to, you know, and I don't know, man. When you come through, just, I don't know, maybe we could let us know. I just don't want to make a big thing about that because if I say yes to you right now on the air, then everybody's like, hey, give me 15. Yeah, yeah. My buddy wants one. Yeah, no, actually, I went to the studio and got like four and was handing them out, too, dude. Yeah, there you go. Thank you. Well, let me tell you, this one is the superstar. I mean, that last sticker was cool. This one is the superstar of the stickers. That looks good. It looks real good. It makes my face happy. There you go. Hey, can I ask you a question, too? Yeah. Tomorrow, I'm delivering my first sermon, man. Just pray for your brother. You got it, dude. I will. That's awesome. This guy went through seminary. Nubian Prince went through seminary. Yeah, I'm in it right now. Bethel Seminary right now. There you go, bro. Thanks a lot, brother. Love you, guys. Love you, man.
You know, the advice you give to people is, when they're doing public speaking like that, is to picture everybody naked. But I think if you're doing a sermon, I don't know if that's really where you need to let your mind wander. You could do underwear. That's still a little creepy for a pastor. Marsha Brady did it, and it worked. She wasn't a pastor, though. I know, but I mean, I figure a pastor could almost do everything Marsha Brady did. I mean, Marsha didn't really get too out of line when you think about it. I'm picturing you guys in your underwear right now. Oh, well, you know, that's weird. They're very... It's weird when Joe says... And you know, the funny thing, he's not public speaking. Like, he's not in front of a big group of people. He's just picturing us in our underwear. And by us, these two. Hey, y'all, welcome to the Jay Motivational Day. Today, I'm going to teach you all kinds of things about being motivated, all right? Now, first, let's take this guy here in the front row, the fatso, all right? Now, what I'm going to do is I'm going to motivate you to lose some weight. Okay? And the way I'm going to do that is I'm going to look you straight in the face and I'm going to tell you, you're blimp. All right? Now, that's called motivation. Now, you are now motivated to not eat like you usually do, which is very clearly like a pig. Okay? Now, I'm going to look at the girl sitting next to you. What I call her is foot face. Now, foot face. I'm going to just call you foot face. Now, foot face.
Can't do much about you. I mean, you're damn near just like that chick Carrie Bradshaw on Sex and the City. All right? There ain't much I can do. Oh, boy. Now, if that don't motivate you to try to shoehorn yourself, I don't know what I can tell you. All right. I've been Jay Isbell. We're going to take a break. We'll notebook it when we get back. Go out, get yourself something to eat, and come on back. I've been Jay Isbell. That's awesome. 570. 194.9 M1 Castile from Escondido. What's going on? Nothing, man. I just want you guys to know that I'm pumped for tomorrow to get my car washed. Yeah. Yeah, Dave. Yeah. And then also, your guys' bit yesterday on texting your significant other about guess what I'm going to do to you tonight. Big hit. I texted back my wife, you're going to let me sleep. I got the best sleep of my life. So wait, she texted you or you texted her? She texted me. Oh my gosh. For people that don't know, for people that don't know, yesterday we did something where we said we wanted everybody, including us, we did it too. We said, text your spouse right now and text them, guess what I'm going to do to you later. And all of these hysterical responses were coming back from people. They were texting us. They were writing it on our Facebook page. And so anyway, she texted you, guess what I'm going to do to you later. And what did you say back?
Let me sleep. I get up, I work at 5 o'clock in the morning. Uh-huh. So I text back, you're going to let me sleep tonight. And what did she say back? She just put, hello, well, you got it, bud. There you go. Really a romantic. Sweet wife. There you go. Thanks a lot, man. Have a good day, you guys. All right, we'll see you. Yeah, I mean, listen, I think that yesterday may have really got a lot of sexy talk going. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Between couples. I mean, even here on the Mikey Show. Sienna texted it to her husband, Todd. Oh, boy. And we can't even tell you what he said back. No. All I'll tell you is that it was two words with a question mark. And that's all I'll say. That's it. Two words. Two very, very, very profound. Profane. Direct. Profane and direct words. Did you make it happen? No. Wow. I'm not talking. No. Oh, wow. That means yes. What?
Yeah, that means yes. I love my husband. I was like, man, I've got all kinds of things to say. Who, with Jay? No, just when Sienna made her response. She wasn't talking. Oh my gosh, you creep Jay. What did I do? You go, I'm not talking. And he's like, I know. Creep. No way. I mean, I'm not talking about it. She's not talking about it. How? I'm a happily married woman. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. Remember that I'm from San Diego and just about everyone I know listens. So everybody knows you. Oh, wow. Oh, God. He's on Wednesday. It's Friday. Sorry, Shanna, but I'm horny. You know that. I'm going to send a special message out to my wife right now. I just want to say dingle doogle. What was your word? Doobin. Doobin. That's their code word for intercourse. Do it. Hey, baby. Doobin. You want to have some? Doobin pie. You want to light up a doobin? Don't forget to get doobin on that pizza. What are we doobin' later? Love it when we're doobin' together. I feel dirty for some reason.
For some reason. Well, you say it. For some reason. Let's see. Woodsy, tell me about the billboard that they're putting up in L.A. County. There's a campaign. I told you guys a few weeks ago, there was a San Francisco Giants fan who was beaten into a coma. His name is Brian Stowe. Was beaten by Dodger fans. Kicked, beaten, punched. He's still in a coma and just really struggling to get better. And so they have put up over 200 billboards in L.A. County with a description of the guys that did it. Do we know who they are? Who's paying for that? It just says a billboard campaign. I wonder if somebody came forward and said, look, I'd like to donate to this. LAPD. LAPD and Lamar Advertising are the people that are doing it. It's amazing. It's incredible. They're looking for the guys. They're also seeking a woman who drove the two young men away from the scene in a car carrying a young boy. There were over 100 witnesses, by the way. Oh, wow. Hey, don't know if you know about this guy that was responding to a Craigslist ad. He was killed. Wait till we tell you.
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I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. And now back to the Mikey Show. The other day I sat in front of my fish tank and looked at it for 10 minutes. Lauren. It's not random, I'm just confused. Woods. I love all melons. Sienna. When someone does something to me, I'll be like, eh, whatever. But if you mess with someone that I love, I will take you down. Ha! Bam, bam. And Jay. Dana Hoff was so hot, she could have done anything. That's true. That's true. On FM 94.9. Body right now, but it's going to clear up, man. Doesn't look like a tailgate later. Gonna tell you about this thing that's going on with the Craigslist murder here in San Diego. And we got something big to tell you in 25 minutes about OSI and what we're throwing in. Tomorrow is Operation Street Impact. If you go to MikeyShow.com, you can see for yourself there's a countdown going on. One day, four hours, 23 minutes.
55 seconds until Operation Street Impact. I cannot wait. I cannot wait. I'm excited. All right, Sienna, so what is the deal with this Craigslist deal? Okay, well, 18-year-old Garrett Berkey, who is from La Jolla, he and his girlfriend went to Paradise Hills. late at night on Wednesday to check out something they were going to buy on Craigslist. Now, when they came to this location that was decided, these guys pulled a gun, three young kids, I heard there was 17 from my sister, doesn't say in this news article I have, but three 17-year-old kids pulled a gun on the couple and the whole Craigslist thing was fake and said, give me your cash, give me your cell phones, give me everything you have. They took it and then they drove off in their car. It was a...
a honda green honda i believe and uh the honda accord took off and then the boyfriend garrett 18 years old got in his car followed the green honda for about a mile and uh the the three boys turned around in a cul-de-sac and then pulled next to garrett shot him in his car and killed him um and this was all due to a craigslist ad they went to go buy something something that we all do all the time and uh was killed for it. Around 10.30 p.m. on Wednesday night, the police arrived and found him slumped over the wheel of his car. Now, I didn't hear about this until I was with my sister yesterday who goes to La Hoya High. She's a senior there, and she knows this guy. He graduated from there last year. And the whole school, they had these special counselors coming in to help all the students that knew him. I mean, it's a really, really sad story, and it's something that could have happened to any of us. How did those... bozos think that they were going to do that. I know. And get away with that. Yeah, and the reason Garrett was following them in the first place is just to get the license plate number to try and get them arrested and they noticed he was following them. Yeah, and he didn't have his cell phone so he couldn't call the cops. Right, he couldn't call. Gosh. Was it worth it, man? A little bit of cash and a cell phone? Right. It's just...
Disgusting. The three guys have been arrested. Shortly after they shot Garrett, they got into a crash, and their car stopped, and they jumped out of the car and ran, and police found him nearby, the three guys. And they were booked into juvenile hall. I hope that they spend the rest of their lives behind bars. Yeah. As they should. It's just so sad. M1 Applefreak from Mission Valley. Hey, what's going on, guys? What's up? Yeah, I knew him. I worked them one time, but everybody I know knows them. I worked at In-N-Out Burger, and all my friends that work at the store in Sports Arena, where I used to work at, just are devastated. They had a candlelight service for them last night and everything. Yeah, it's on the cover of the UT. You see a picture of just so many people out there outside of his house. He lived with his mom in Mission Beach, and my sister was there. I mean, so many people showed up. It's awful. Yeah, it's terrible. Just absolutely awful. He was going to get some auto parts. for his car. And, yeah, when he got there, they took his wallet and he was just trying to catch him. His girlfriend was actually with him. I don't really know exactly what happened with her. I mean, she's completely fine. But when you said that, you know, the cops showed up and they just found him, I'm surprised that his girlfriend wasn't with him. Yeah, it doesn't say what happened to her. I mean, I know that she's fine. I mean, physically. I had read that she witnessed the whole thing. Yeah. Oh, man. I mean, it's just like...
Just so blown away because the thing I was talking about, the only time I worked with them was atheism. We're talking about if there's a God or not. I mean, obviously, you know, since I'm a Christian, everywhere I go, I try to help people know I'm a Christian. You know, I'm really just hoping if he was an atheist, I don't know if he was, but hope things turn around for him. Very sad, man. Very, very sad. Well, thank you for the call, man. You know, Miguel, my wife and I are looking for some patio furniture, and she's like, She goes, I'm going to look on Craigslist. And I go, all right. And then later that night, she's like, babe, do you hear about this thing that happened in La Jolla? This kid got killed looking around at Craigslist. I'm not going to look anymore. I go, it's probably a good idea. And I had no idea when I walked this morning. It was that story. Well, you know, I mean, we've talked about Craigslist before, and you guys are cool. Yeah. People are cool with it. I think that, you know, the things that you got to keep in mind are, A, probably daytime transactions, you know? Daytime transactions are going to probably be the best thing. And you have to also, you know, use good discernment because you know that what you're doing is it's just like any kind of, you know, strangers. It's strangers. Essentially, it's strangers. And so you just have to be careful. M1 Francisco from San Diego, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. What was the word of the day? Showgate. That's right. You heard it. You won.
Four packet tickets to SeaWorld. And you get to see Viva La Musica. It's all right. And you also won a Street Fighter 4 3D game from Nintendo. All right. It's the title to have for the 3Ds. It's real good. Hang on a line, okay? All right. Hang on. Wow. That was very scary. What was that? What was that? What was that? Jay imitating smoking marijuana. Why? I don't know. How come, Jay? Because that guy sounded like he just finished smoking marijuana. Yeah, cool. My wife thinks that she can tell when somebody's smoked marijuana. I'm like, no, you can't. I can, for sure. I think you can. When someone's high? Well, I mean, if they're like, hey. By their voice or by their sight? But she says that she can tell even if she hears them and they sound normal to me. I'm like, no, you can't. I think if I meet somebody, I can pretty much tell if they've been smoking. Yeah. Let's see. Ashton Kutcher. Oh, boy. Says, well, he hasn't said it, but he's hinting about something. Yes. Yesterday, he did what he does best, and he got on Twitter and tweeted this. What's the square root of 6.25? I have no idea. Two and a half. Two and a half.
Is that a clue that he is going to be joining the show Two and a Half Men now that Charlie Sheen is not going to be there? Because CBS and Warner Brothers have been looking to replace him. They have been very silent over the past few weeks. But we do know that they are looking for someone. Hugh Grant was almost the replacement, but he said it. He didn't fit well. I can't do it. Yeah. I can't do it. Well, right. I mean, I thought the character was supposed to be someone that was like, you know, not very civilized. And he's quite civilized. I'm quite, quite civilized. Do you remember when I found that prostitute on the side of the road on Sunset Boulevard? That wasn't one of your most civilized moments, but that doesn't mean that in movies you can't be civilized. Well, fair enough, I am an actor. You're an actor, right? One of Woods' favorites, in fact. If you've ever seen Notting Hill. If we're being honest, the night that you picked up... Divine Brown. Divine Brown. Right. It was not one of your, you know, more shinier moments, but, you know, that's not to say that you don't know your P's and Q's. Fair enough. Fair enough. I've seen neither hide nor hair. Hide nor hair? Actually. Myself. I'll be the one, right. In quite some time. That is true. Where have I been, by the way? I don't know. Twitter? Where has you, Grant, been? You, Grant. You. I did go to the royal wedding.
Well, of course. Were you there? Some crumpets. Some tea. You, Grant, was at the royal wedding. Of course. I'm a local legend here. That's right. So. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy. Oh, boy. I breathed in something. That was bad. Hey, now, two and a half men. Didn't Charlie Sheen play the dude's brother? Yes. Yeah. Ducky's brother. Yeah, Ducky's brother. John Crying. Okay, so whoever this person is going to be that replaces Charlie Sheen. is going to have to be like a friend. Ducky's cousin. Ducky's cousin. Another brother? Another brother that we never knew about? That's just dumb, isn't it? I don't know, but Ashton Kutcher is now in the lead. I think he'd be a good replacement for kind of a rough around the edges kind of guy that could be like a slouch. He's too hyper. He'll bring a different audience. Yeah, I think he'd calm down. I hope so. Let's see. What else we got for you? Oh, a couple of things that I wanted to tell you about. One of them was that, I didn't know this about Sienna. Ten years ago, Sienna participated in a sibling study for UCSD. Okay, so you were 16 years old. Yeah, yeah, I hardly remember it. My brother, I believe, is the one that...
that got in contact with them, and they were like, oh, we'll pay you and your sister if you're a part of the study. So they came to our house and interviewed us for hours, I guess. I just, I mean, vaguely remember this. And asked us questions about our relationship and stuff, probably. And they called me. She wouldn't return their calls. Yeah, I was like, I don't want to do this anymore. Like, what? I thought it was just a one-time thing. They called you when? Like, yesterday? For months. They've been calling her. You haven't told us? No. She's been avoiding their call. And finally, the guilt got to her, so she answered. Yes, this is the same Sienna, but I'm 10 years older. Hi, I know I sound exactly the same. What do you want? Are you blowing my phone up? Gosh. Yes, it's still me. He's still my brother. What? What else is there to know? And I said, well, am I going to have to meet with you and my brother again? And they're like, oh, no, he's already done this. Oh, wow. We're waiting for you now. I'm like, oh. Wow. He's okay, Shannon. Maybe we get paid again. Yeah. Are they going to pay you again? Yeah. Oh, wow. Cool. HPD. Yeah. Well, guess how long it's going to take. They just need four hours of her time. I thought it was going to be like 20 minutes. I hope it's a lot of money. Four.
Hours. That's $100. What? When I was 16, I was like, yeah, $100. It'll last you a month. But now I'm like... You're like, isn't there inflation? Four hours. Four hours. That's what I'll be doing on Sunday. $25 an hour. It's a pretty decent part-time job, $25 an hour. Yeah, it's good. Still, it's like... How precious are your Sundays? How about I pay you $100 so you don't come by? 100%. I'll pay $100 as me. For what we do for a living, how precious are freaking Sundays? Yeah, real precious. Excuse me, I have a red wig. Damn it. I don't need to show up. I'll do it. You ain't going to hurt my feelings if you want me to dress as you. I'll do it. I do it anyway sometimes. Hey, $100 to pay rent. L.O.B. This is so L.O.B. Oh, boy. This story is so L.O.B. So the past couple days, she's been finding spiders in the house. Because it's going to be that time. Well, normally if she sees one, she lets it chill for a little while. And then she thinks to herself that she'll get the other ones. She'll let them chill. The spider will kill other bugs. But this time she was kind of too scared of it. Because she saw one. It was black. How big?
Oh, it was bigger than a penny. So I don't know. I see. To a guy, that doesn't seem like a big spider. But if he spread all of his legs out, he would have been the size of a quarter. He'd have been the size of the top of the building. His body was like, yeah. If he'd spread his legs out. His body was like the size of a penny. Oh, the body. That's big. Oh, that's big. I know. I think it was a mouse spider. What? Well, I mean, she goes and does what L.O.B. does. She Googled it. She Googles everything. Every. Everything. Everything. Like, if she notices one day that she has an itch on her left elbow, she will Google itch on left elbow. Oh, yeah. True story. True story. And then she'll come in here and she'll be like, I have AIDS. Yeah, I have elbow AIDS. I have elbow AIDS. I just found out I've got elbow AIDS. Hey, Woods, tell a bee. Can I get?
malaria on my elbow? Is that possible? I think I do. I was online. But anyway, so she goes on there and it freaks her out so bad because she finds, obviously, a chart with pictures, descriptions, and she couldn't even keep looking at it. And as she's looking at it, one of the pictures on the bottom started wiggling because it's one of those pictures that goes to animated. Scared the crap out of her. Girl, how drunk is you? I wish. She screamed and slammed her laptop shut and swept the spider out of the house. Then I left the broom outside. I was scared that he was hiding in the broom. Smart. I think he was a mouse spider.
A mouse. A mouse. According to the shark. What is it? Tell me about. Oh, it was so gross. I was on the phone with Matt and I was going. He was like, what is it? It's big and black and it's. Hello, breathe. Oh, it's disgusting. Oh, I love it. It's big. Okay, maybe the body was more the size of a dime. The penny was a little bit of an exaggeration. Wow. This spider is getting much more harmless as time goes on. The body, though. Just kill them all. Now the body was the size of a dime. Kill them all. You see a spider in your home. Tomorrow she's going to say to us, okay. A pea. The body was the size of a pea. It was a pinhead. It was not. But if its legs were spread out, it would be the size of a pea. Turns out it was a tick. It was not. Turns out it was a crab. I swept him outside. I think he lived. Well, we can only hope, L-O-B. Yes, we can. Jay was getting ready for OSI yesterday, and according to him, he helped Kim, his wife,
load the stage and truss for our live broadcast. He helped her. Wait, you helped her? It's her company, so I helped her. You need help or should I... You want me to lay into this with you? She was carrying the pieces of truss out when I came up. Let me know if you need help. Big five foot sections of metal. She had them in each hand. She's hustling them out there. I'll be playing Call of Duty, but if you need help... with the bottom part of the chest. Jasper, happy mom. Jasper, get out there and help your mother. Will you help her already? Can't you see? She's lifting 845 pounds. You're eight. Get out there. I got people to kill on World of Warcraft. She got the trailer all hooked up by herself. It's your company. She's the female J. It's your company. She's strong. I sold it to you. I sold you the company. It's yours. Remember that day we went and sat in that attorney's office and you signed them papers that said Kim Isbell is the legal owner of Isbell Productions? Remember when you cut me that check? Yeah, that's right. That means I'm out, girl. That's right, girl. I can't help it. I'm not involved. Hey, listen. It's your decision whether or not you want employees. Now, apparently, I had employees. I had to lay them off before I sold the company. Right. You've decided.
Miss CEO of Ismail Productions. You don't need nothing. You didn't need me, Kim Trump. Our kids are the employees. That's right. I had to lay off Finn. I had to lay off Maddie. I had to lay off Liberty. Did not lay off. Jasper, because I wasn't paying him to begin with. He's a hot worker. He gets quarter an hour. He called in sick yesterday. He called in sick. Hey, Dad, it's me, Jasper. I ain't going to make it today. I told him that's going to be the last time, boy. Hey, Dad. Don't give me that. I know that bit. I know that bit. You get out there and help your mom. You ain't going to hurt my feelings if you want me to sit in here and have a beer while you do that. That's hysterical. He also loaded his 50, what is it? My fat 50? Your fat 50? You should recognize that word. Oh, good Lord. He got me with that one. He's just taking liberties. That's right. He sure is. He's just taking liberties. It's a little motorcycle. Liberty? Liberty? Why are you taking liberty? Why are you taking liberty? Don't take liberty anywhere. It's a motorcycle, and he's going to take it out to OSI tomorrow and ride it around. Oh, yeah. Can I ride it? No, you'll break it.
I don't have the proper shock. It's got a weight limit. I'd need to put stronger shock absorbers. And bigger tires, fatty. Do you know what shock absorbers are? That's what takes the shock of weight on it. Your weight specifically. Yes. It's meant for a normal size person. One person at a time. What does it take for a judge to call someone, quote, Gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap. What? I thought you just said gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap. I did. That's what this judge... I have the audio. I actually have the audio of this judge saying this to a person. We'll play it for you next. Out!
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What, y'all? What y'all looking in here for? I'm perfect. I can't help it, guys. Gosh darn. I eat healthy, all right? I surf. I swim. I skate. I ski. I climb. I run. I fly. I swim. I die. I yoga. I did do a 15-mile mountain bike ride yesterday. I fly. I levitate. Yes, I do magic. I defy gravity. Yeah, I defy gravity. All right, we'll play you this bizarre... Audio from this judge coming up here in just a second. First, Sienna, what's going on in the news? Well, Switchfoot will once again be holding their annual Bro-Am Surf Contest and Beach Concert. It's going to be on Saturday, June 18th at Moonlight Beach in Encinitas. And they do it for Stand Up for Kids, which is a national non-profit volunteer. organization. Now, they've been doing this since 2005, and they've already raised over $400,000 for San Diego Children's Charities. So it's just an awesome thing. Make it out to Moonlight Beach on June 18th in support. Also, this is a pretty crazy story. A woman here in San Diego, her name is Denise Keller, is suing Chuck E. Cheese. Now, why is she suing Chuck E. Cheese? Because of the games they have in the video arcade.
She says that they're close to illegal gambling like slot machines for children. She has two daughters ages three and five and she has taken this to court and she is seeking up to at least five million dollars. She's asking for a jury trial and damages and restitution. Now, is that because she feels that that's bad for children? Yeah, because it's like gambling. Now, if she feels. That it's bad for children. What she should do if she wins said lawsuit is she should donate that money to the commission to help people that are addicted to gambling. Oh, yeah. Gamblers Anonymous. Because obviously her intentions are altruistic. Right. Something tells me she's going to donate that money to Lane Bryant and Cinnabon, maybe. I don't know. Something of that nature. Something at the mall. Anything you can find at the mall. Orange Julius, maybe. Woods? They don't have Martin's Julius. They don't? I wish they did. Oh, they are good. Woods, what's going on in sports? Well, the San Diego Chargers have announced a couple of family packages, which is a pretty cool deal. For the upcoming season, there's five games per package, and the packages are $270 per...
Now you get five games with that. So each seat works out to about $54 a ticket. And it's in the family section, which prohibits the use of alcohol. So you want to take the kids. You don't want some drunk guy, you know, freaking out. You know, you can do that. And so you can call 1-877-CHARGERS or you can go on to chargers.com to buy those for the fake upcoming season. And the San Diego Padres tonight will be taking on the Colorado Rockies in Colorado. Padres are 15 and 22. They are in dead last place. Colorado is 19-16 in second place. And it will be Dustin Mosley against Jorge De La Rosa. There it is. Mikey's favorite. A judge has sentenced a child molester to seven years in prison. He told him, and by the way, this guy is a 71-year-old former school bus driver. And he has insisted. that he is heterosexual despite the allegation that he's abused young boys. Now you have some facts, okay? You have some facts. This is what the judge in Wisconsin actually said to the guy. I was looking for it here, Mr. Gorgas, in one of the three reports I got. I couldn't find it, but it described you as, or your self-description.
As a heterosexual, I think you were born a gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap. And I think that... Now, I have never heard said phrase, okay? And I don't... First of all, I've never encountered a sweet-smelling jockstrap. Second of all, there isn't anything innately gay about... a sweet-smelling jockstrap. Therefore, I'm not really sure how that sentence works. Maybe he meant like if you had a sweet-smelling jockstrap, you'd be happy as in gay. Yeah, no. I'm so gay that my jockstrap smells gay. Maybe what he meant to say is you are gayer than a man that just found a sweet-smelling jockstrap. That makes way more sense.
Than what he actually said. Right. Which didn't make any sense. Defining human characteristics and sexual orientations to a jockstrap is pretty weird. I think you were born a gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap. Right? Because a jockstrap can't necessarily be gay. Now, nor can it be born. Nor is it born. Or does it ever smell sweet? And he feels... Well, you don't know that. To a gay man, it might smell sweet. Oh, God. Maybe we're discussing too much. You know, maybe we're... We should ask Woods, though. He is the resident jock sniffer on the show. Think it'd be safe to say I'm a jock sniffer. I know, Woods. Ella B. just said that. Back up, Woods. Think it'd be safe to say I'm a jock sniffer. Hey, Woods. What? You don't have to keep repeating yourself. Think it'd be safe to say I'm a jock sniffer.
It's embarrassing. First of all, Lauren already stated that you said that. You've already played it three times. And I think that it's clear to the audience exactly what you are. I think it'd be safe to say I'm a jock sniffer. We get it. Are they sweet or not? They're not. And I think that if anyone believes that in the last 10 years or 15 years, all of a sudden you developed an interest in... homosexuality and young boys. I'm sorry, Judge. I have to interject. Because I just, and I'd like to let, I don't want to beleaguer the point. And we can, you know, get through this sort of jocularity as, excuse the pun. But, sir, a jockstrap simply can't be born. It is physically impossible. I mean, it can be produced. I know that there are some Some companies that produce them. Champion, I know, is one. Under Armour. Under Armour. But they are not born. They are produced. And even if one was produced, I don't know that one has ever been produced innately gay. Excuse me. Nor sweet smelling. This is Lady Gaga. Hi, Lady Gaga. I was born as a jockstrap. You were not born as a jockstrap. I was. I was born this way. I was. Wait. You were born that way? This way, as a jockstrap. Okay, now.
For the record, I'd like to state that Ms. Gaga is dressed as a jockstrap and is now pulling on her own uniform. Snapping myself. Snapping herself. Jockstrap. I get it. You're shocking. You were born that way. I was born this way, baby. Okay. Then I must have looked ravishing in my prom dress. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Dressed this year. It is just wrong. Huh. Wow. Didn't you guys have a problem with him talking that way to the guy? Because I really don't. Yeah. No. I mean. I don't. This is the thing. I just think that as a presider over the courtroom, maybe you showed some decorum. Yeah. I hear that. The guy likes little kids, though, so. I'm not talking about that guy. Play him away. Decorum kind of out the window when it comes to clowns like that.
He's just talking like a crazy person. He is talking like a crazy person. Isn't he kind of? It's a little weird, but it's kind of funny. I just thought it was a very odd way to go about talking to a man. Imagine the bailiff, because they have to remain so still and serious. His eyes probably darted over. He got home, and he goes, babe, you will never believe. What Judge Stimson said today to this pedophile. He told him that he was gayer, he was born gayer. I'm trying to remember, babe. Oh, yeah, I remember. Born gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap. What does that mean? I don't know. Did he mean, like, she smells sweet jockstrap? Babe, Google it. Google it. Okay, I Google everything, so I guess. It's the 30th anniversary of...
Jerry Seinfeld's comedy career. So he is on his website all month long. He's been putting up his favorite clips of his favorite moments on TV. So I went back East. I was visiting the folks. See the folks. You got to see the folks, right? You just want to see them. That's really what you want to do, isn't it? When they put them in a display case, they just wanted to see you. Make sure you're exactly the same. My mom is working on walls, boy. She's got these little swatches of wallpaper. What do you think about the whole house and this? So I go with her to the wallpaper store. She makes me go. And it's the most boring store on the planet. I can't... I can't even... I just get so bored. Do you remember when you're little and you're bored and you can't support your body weight and you just... Mom. Can you lay there? They don't have it. The guy said they don't have it. When you're... When you're a little kid and you get bored, you have to lie down wherever you are. I remember my parents would take me to the bank. They would turn around from that teller. I was flat out there. Would you get up off the floor? Get up. I can't get up, Mom. It's too dark. You better give me a comic book. I'm in a lot of trouble here. What is the bank for? And then she tries to pick you up with that one arm, but you just keep spinning around. Would you get up?
I can't help you, Mom. I wish I could. I just can't move. I still get forward in the back. I see that line. I want to lie down on the end of that line and say, could you push me along until we get to the front? Sir, would you get up off the floor, please? What are the interest rates in here, anyway? It's good stuff. So, yeah, you can see all that this month. All right, I'm going to tell you what we are going to be throwing in for OSI. I told you that we were waiting on something. We wanted to give you a little extra incentive. It's the worst drum roll I've ever heard. The winner of the Harley tomorrow is also going to receive from San Diego Harley-Davidson a leather jacket, gloves, and a helmet. All in addition to the Harley. And oh, by the way, if the winner doesn't have a motorcycle license, San Diego Harley-Davidson will give them one and also give them free Riders Edge classes worth $395. Wow. It's the whole package, man. Yeah. So, what I mean by they'll give you licenses, they'll give you the classes to get the license. Yeah.
Writer's Edge class, it's a great class that I'll not be able to take. Not allowed. Allowed to. Allowed to take. But, you know, thus proving that, you know, my wife thinks I'm a complete klutz. And also wears the proverbial pants. Does not wear the proverbial pants. Sounds a little bit like she wears the proverbial pants. There are battles. There are wars. Absolutely. Okay? Now, if, in fact, you want to win wars, you've got to give up some battles. There's no question. Now, if you decide, nope, this battle is worthy of being a war, you need to declare that it's now becoming a war. But before declaring that, you really need to take your time to figure out, is this worth fighting a war? Because at some point, you see, Apple will release another iPhone.
Or another iPad. And then I'll go to war. Those are wars worth fighting. Those are wars. You know, I listen. You are like a crusader for Apple products. I like them. I know. I like them. We know. Yeah. I like them. And so certain things I will say, listen, I have to put my foot down. If Rebecca decides, if Rebecca decides, you know, hey, listen. I think it's time that we get Jake fitted for a dress. I go, okay, well, I guess we're going to war. Now, she wouldn't. Right. She wouldn't. But I also, you know, it's a give and take. Question. Oh, I want to. Oh, okay. Go ahead, Jake. Go ahead. So you got the new iPad. Oh, boy. Because you were going to bring it into work every day because it was going to be good and you were going to be able to write little notes on there for us. He is already off. What he said is already... Wrong, sir. Wrong. You have made a misstatement. I never said that I got the iPad so that I could bring it to work. What I said was, after purchasing the iPad, I said, I'm going to bring this to work. I believe in your opening statements to your wife, you said, I need this for work. Wrong, sir. Wrong. That is incorrect.
I stated that I wanted the new iPad because it took pictures. Then you bought a new camera. How's that camcorder working out? Then you bought a new camera. So how many times has the iPad been to work? Once. Once or twice. Once or twice. And then it got spaghetti on it that day. Pizza. It was pizza grease. I don't know what you want. The iPhone 4 you wanted because that had a new camera with a flash, correct? What's with cameras? That's true, yes. How many pictures do you have framed that you've framed yourself? I don't frame the pictures. I mean, that's not what it's dependent on. I don't choose cameras because I want to frame pictures. I choose cameras because I want to take pictures. And then where do you put the pictures? Facebook. You have more cameras than Annie Leibovitz has in her home. There's no question. And take less pictures than Helen Keller did. Yeah. Ansel Adams called. He's like, hey, you need to chill out, okay? With all the camera buying. I like photography. Do you like cameras? Do you like photography? More than likely. Yeah, I do. I like it.
I like to take pictures and stuff. I love you, pal. Hey, so she won't even let you take the lessons at Harley, though, right? Rebecca, your wife. No, she's... Listen, bro. You can't take the lesson to class? Listen, it ain't a pants-wearing thing if she's all upset, like, hurt. But that's the... Then I'm hurting her. I'm hurting her. You're learning safety at a class. Yeah, but if I get the bike, I'm hurting her. Like, you know, you don't want to hurt her. If she wants to... If she says no because she's, like... Scared? Doesn't like it, whatever. she doesn't like it well that's different than hurting somebody fair enough and i think you know she got all hurt because she thinks that i'm i think what it comes down to she thinks i'm an idiot and i'm gonna crash listen i love you babe i know you're listening i think you think i'm an idiot and i'm gonna crash now whether or not i'm actually an idiot that that is neither hide nor hair fair enough jury is still out the jury is still out i could very well be an idiot That is not capable of taking a professional lesson to learn to ride a motorcycle and then effectively get on it and ride it and not be killed. But in my wife's mind, she equates me getting on a motorcycle to suicide. She's made her mind up. If you do that, what you're telling me is goodbye.
Which is irresponsible of you because you've got children. Why would you say goodbye to us so soon? Right. Would she agree to one if you just agreed to ride around in the cul-de-sac by your house? She probably would be scared that he would hurt himself doing that. I believe she thinks I'd run it into a house. You know how your street is very short. It's very short. You don't go past the stop sign and you never leave the cul-de-sac. You just ride in circles. You think she'd be down? No. No, I don't. I just had that visual of you riding around in a cul-de-sac. Well, good for you. The hitting the house visual was good for me. This is what it sounded like this morning when Woods walked into the room and saw Harley Davidson in the room. Oh, no. Hello. Oh, wow. So we are full of a lot of audio this morning of people in normal jobs that kind of behave strangely. We've already heard from the judge that behaves strangely. And when we come back, you're going to hear a park ranger that went off on some teenage snowboarders. Note content. It's bleeped, but note content. This is The Mikey Show, FM 94.9.
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Today we're looking at some real small surf out there. Just a dribble of southwest swell and a little bit of micro west, northwest wind swell in the waters as well. Dropped off quite a bit since yesterday. Looking at ankle to knee high surf on average. Maybe a waist-high wave at those areas most open to that combination of swell directions. But that's going to be looking pretty hard to find ways of that size. Looking at overcast skies to greet you, probably going to burn off relatively quickly. Should be a nice day. No real wind, so clean conditions. Just real small surf. Long, portable at best, and you better find a beach break. For up-to-the-minute surf reports, forecasts, go to surfline.com. And for all your surfboard repair needs, go see Joe Roper. This surf report can only be heard three times daily right here on FM 94.9. This has been the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report. I knew this was going to be the most difficult part. Now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I don't pass gas in front of my wife. Lauren. But I wouldn't make my own dress if I knew how to sew. Woods. I don't. Do you have a problem with me peeing in my back joint? No. Because that is done at least three times a week. See you now. Tomorrow's the royal wedding. And Jay. I've got my tips frosted. I believe you. I believe you. Uh-oh. FM 94.9. Park Ranger that freaked out in just a second on some snowboarders. Tomorrow is Operation Street Impact, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm talking about Qualcomm Stadium. I'm talking about thousands of people get there early, and I'm talking about the brand new Mikey Show sticker. It's going to be rad. It's going to be so rad. Oh, my God. I'm fired up, man. Does he sound like he was? I'm fired up, dude. That is creepy. Dude, are you fired up? Because I'm fired up. You know what happens? Oh, my God. You know what happens when they bring helium balloons into the studio? Wood eats those two. He loves them. Wood. Do it again, Wood. Oh, my God. This is a lot of helium. Do that again, Sienna. You still hungry? Why don't you feast on that? You are seven years old. Am I? Like a 12-year-old kid. Am I? I'm really lightheaded. Yeah. That was part of the beautiful display in here.
Does anybody know what actually happens when you do it? Why does it make your voice like that? I don't know, but it's awesome. Does it constrict them? It probably constricts your vocal cords. I don't know, but it is awesome. I think it kills like 10 million brain cells. Yeah, and he needs them. Give me one. Oh, yeah. Give me one. You guys! It's so fun to do. I do not condone this. There's another type of gas you can inhale, and it makes your voice deep. Really? I'm not going to say it. No, nitrous, not nitrous. Wow. Mikey's hungry. Look at him chewing on that balloon. He's trying to make... Oh, gosh. It's going to pop. I'm scared it's going to pop. Why don't you use scissors? Try to stop it. You guys are... You know we have a harmonizer in the back that would do the same thing. Why don't we just use a harmonizer? Yeah, you could. Your children. You want to try? No. I didn't hold me. I've done that like a thousand times when I was a kid. No. You did it wrong.
Hi, guys. Oh, wow. All right, that's great. Who wants this? Who wants this? What? You know who wants it. Puff, puff, give. Oh, wow. He's taking the whole balloon down. I'm really lightheaded. I mean, I mean really lightheaded. You sound like a nerd. Wow. All right, let me give you this. So I'm going to give you a fair warning. This is bleeped and everything, but it's in the news. And this park ranger is very adamant. Now, before you go getting... I don't want park rangers... Park rangers don't need to be talking like this. But before you go, you know, easy taking your job too seriously, he's the one that's got to clean all the stuff up. That said...
Maybe tone it down a little bit. Park ranger guy. We're over there making major ramps and destroying landscaping. Don't do it in the park. Okay. Do it in some other area, but don't do it in the park. You have plenty of bare hills over here, but don't do it in the park. This is just off the landscaping. You got your shovels. You got all this. I have to come over here and tear up all this. Spend eight, nine hours doing this. And I get calls from the public all over your shtick. Okay. Your shtick. Hear the kid's voice. He goes, okay. Like, he's trying so hard not to laugh. But, yeah, the tree stuff, that's an absolute no-go. That me off. You know, me off. Like, break up the boards, set things on fire. That's how me off. Okay. I don't want you to set anything on fire. No, I'm a radical. Trust me, boys. Radical from the 70s. Hard core.
Now I can see that from those ranger shorts. Those tall boots. And the socks coming out of the top of the tall boots. Your fanny pack. That flashlight attached to your belt with your cell phone next to it. Sideburns and big mustache. Pretty hardcore. Flat brim hat. Gasoline, you know, pour sugar in the gasoline tanks. You did that, huh? Whoa. Were you Black Panther? Yeah. Holy cow. Banana in the tailpipe? Don't fall for that. Set the house on fire. Your girlfriend. Really? You set houses on fire? So are you... Let me get this straight. Mr. Park Ranger, are you now admitting to a felony? That kind of radical. That's how bad I am. Okay. Again... That's how bad I am. Again, I can see...
Full hairy legs with those green shorts with pleats. Really bad. Okay. Don't do it. Okay. All right. You were tough. You're a badass. You get it. Okay. You got it. Don't up the landscaping. All right. Don't do it here. Okay. What about the landscaping? Every time it snows, my **** takes a beating with it. Okay. Sir. They're dying laughing. You can hear them dying. You know. Okay, we got it. It's cool. Everybody's on YouTube, you know. A fat girl. Put that on YouTube. I'd watch that. I don't care about some 20-somethings on a rail on an edge on a snowboard. Okay. Oh, I don't give a care. I don't give a care. What are you, five years old? I know you are, but what am I? Good Lord. We're talking about snow. To his defense, he doesn't give a care. I don't give a care, Mike. He cares a little or else he wouldn't have gotten so radical. Right? Hey, listen, I can sympathize with the guy if he's got to be the one that goes out there and cleans up all the stuff, but at the same time, at the same time, you kind of got to wonder. Maybe you just keep your head about you while you're talking. Yeah.
Too much kids? He wanted to make them know what a stud he was. Guys, listen. I did the same stuff. I lit people's houses on fire. Yeah, I did. I put sugar in a gas tank. I toilet papered somebody's house. Ever heard of the geezer bandit? I'm him. Why are you trying to convince me how tough you are? I was really, really tough back in the 70s. 2000s. I know. Don't worry about it. Just get off your snowboard, Pete. Okay? Okay. Take those hiking boots off, or are you going to... Yeah, why would I? I'll take them off. I'll hit you over the head with it. I don't give a care. All right? Pull up your pants. Okay. Jay says that EBW is on the phone. Is she on the phone? She's supposed to be in here. Yeah, she's supposed to be in here. Is she? Is this Eskimo Blue Waters? Yeah, this is EBW. EBW was supposed to be in here a couple of days ago, and unfortunately I couldn't get to her, so we had a bumper for three days. Oh, wow. Yeah, it's been really great. Thank you. I'm sorry. You really ruined my street cred with the other musicians. The other local San Diego musicians? Yeah, they're like, hey, Dubs, we've been listening to you on 94.9, or trying to, but Mikey just apparently has no agenda. What is that? Oh, God.
I'm in traffic right now. I'm on my way to work. What's going on? On your way to work? Where do you work? Oh, very funny, Mike. What do you mean? I don't know what you're talking about. I work at the station at FM 94. You do not work here. You do not work here. I put in work. You come in every once in a while and you will... Where are you? Oh, gosh. I'm on the side of the... Why are people honking at you? Because I have a flat tire, but I couldn't get all the way out of the lane. Oh, God. So I'm, like, diagonal in the middle of this lane. You can drive on a flat tire. Yeah, you can. Wow, that person's close. Oh, man. Where's Jay? What? Why am I even talking to you, Mike? I need to talk to Jay. Why do you need to talk to Jay? He's got to come over here and help me. He's working. I mean, he's in the middle of producing our show.
Oh, come on. Don't you want to help a team member out? You're not a team member. If it was me or Sienna or Mike, Jay would go. You're a local musician. Well, you're a local entertainer. Local person. Yeah. You're a local. You're a local. Wait, wait, wait. I liked it better when you said entertainer. Her nervous little laugh. I'm trying. She does that when she gets nervous. She makes that noise. Hey, Judy, her real name is Judy Douche, and she's a local... She's really nervous. She's worked up right now. All right, well, listen. I'm sitting on my car. I'm sitting on the hood. I don't know what else to do. Call AAA. Call AAA. Don't call us. Call AAA. I don't have AAA. I live in my car. You don't live in your car. She tries to act like she's like Jewel. She's not Jewel. You're not Jewel. You don't live in the car. What? I can't afford AAA. Can't you? Can't you? You can afford AAA because you live in your rich dad's house in La Jolla. This is really bad. It's getting really bad. They're freaking out. Or Jay. Listen, Jay's here and he's not going to help. We got to go, Judy. Call the cops.
Yes, he's on his way. He's on his way. He's on his way. Goodbye. Don't you want to help out a fellow team member? Really? I'm on my way to work. Hey, great. Where do you work? At the station. She's not on the payroll here. She's not. She's not on the payroll. Let's see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me see this. I got an email for you. And you can call us about it. 570. $194.9. Mikey, a friend of mine just helped me move to Rancho Penasquitos and really helped me out. But then, the very next day, asked if he could borrow $300. I told him I had to think about it because I have a policy on loaning friends money. Never ends well. But I'm feeling guilty because of how much he helped me out. What do you think, M1 Mountain?
Well, there's a few ways you can go with this. It is possible that the guy was planning ahead. In other words, when his friend said, hey man, can you help me move? He's going, oh yeah, I can help you move. Excellent. Excellent. The next day I will ask to borrow $300. I scratch your back, you scratch mine. You scratch mine. Could be it. Absolutely. I make out with your wife. You make out with my wife. It's inappropriate, Jay. It probably is. That's probably exactly why he helped him move. Because he knew he needed dough. Or it could be that the guy is in a very tough situation and needs to borrow $300. Yeah. Now, if you have a personal policy against loaning money, though, to a friend because it doesn't go well, that's your own personal policy. What are you going to do? You know what I mean?
Sometimes you have to break the policy. You know, we all have little policies and little deals that we make with ourselves, and sometimes you have to break it. What if you like to stand by your policies? Well, you can stand by your policies. Stand by them all day long. What is this Jiffy Lube? Says a guy with no policies. I have plenty of policies. Name one. You just don't know about it. What's some of your policies worth? They're personal. Okay. They're personal. Keep your eyes on your own paper. Keep your eyes on your own paper is a policy. No. Worry about what's on... Taiwanese prostitutes is one. Worry Taiwanese. Worry about what's on your plate. When in Taiwan. When in Taiwan. When in Taiwan. Yeah, right. Worry about what's on your plate. Don't worry about what's on mine. You eat what you got over there. Don't worry about what's on mine. That's another policy of mine. Okay. Okay? I got plenty of policies. The guy doesn't like to loan friend's money because he doesn't think it goes well. That's not... I hear you. I hear you. He needs to ask his buddy, all right, dude, I can do it, but you got to let me know when I can expect to get it back. 570-1949 is our number. You can also text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. Ask you a question? Yes. What's a mover run these days? Ooh. A lot of dough. I just moved. It was freaking expensive, man. Woods, think about that.
Listen, dude, I asked you to help me move. Yeah. If I had 300 bucks, maybe I'd hire movers. You'd hire a mover with one arm. This is what you get for 300 bucks. Like I helped you move. Dude, you can throw me 300 movers or a lot of money. And we moved to, you know, Rancho Penasquitas far away. But protocol for most people is to call a friend. Sienna, what's your take? No, it's not. No, it's not. I think this guy really helped out. What's the name? M1 Mountain. And moving is a nightmare. And any friend that helps is a pretty good friend because I don't want to help anyone move. And so I think, you know what? This is an exception. You should help out your friend because he obviously needs some money. LOB said something that's interesting. She said protocols to call a friend. really not once you get to a certain age. I want to know how old these guys are. You always call a friend. You mean for moving? Yeah. No, you don't. Not anymore. I wouldn't call any of you. I wouldn't call any of you guys. You asked us all to help you when you first moved. I was kidding. He was kidding. I would call a friend. I wouldn't call any of you. I wouldn't call any of you. I wouldn't call any of you guys. I'd call a friend. But I'd call a friend who I've helped out before and vice versa. Once you get a certain age, the friend... Well, I'm married too. I got...
You have your own place. Yeah, but I've helped. My sister is going to be moving in a couple weeks. I fully intend on being staffed for that. Like moving couches, TVs a little bit. Oh, forget it. Is there anything worse than having to make that phone call? Can you help me move? Oh, my gosh. Is there anything worse than getting that phone call? Here's the deal, though. Your closest friends, you won't even have to ask. Yeah, exactly. They'll just be there. Exactly. Like I've got friends that I would say, hey, gosh, I got to move this week. And they're like, we're there. Mm-hmm. Let me see here. I'm going to give something a shot. I'm going to call my brother. Oh, gosh. I'm going to tell him that I'll pay for his flight. I'm not going to tell him that I'm moving because I don't think about it. But I want to see, hey, fly you out here. A friend of mine has a 3,000 square foot house. He needs help moving. I thought maybe come out and help. Tell him to me. You? Yeah. I think he's going to say yes because... Because he knows me? Because, yeah.
I think he's going to say yes, but I'm going to try it. Got to. He lives in Arizona. It's my brother, Steve. Don't say it's me. Yeah, you guys be quiet, but you're like, I'm just calling. Don't say it's me. Not assigned. Please check the number and try to call again. Try to call again. Try to call again. Call the UK? I'll be calling from your mobile phone. Call again. Hey, let me figure that out, pal. And one Oscar from Chula Vista? Hey. What do you think? What I think is that if you want to ask someone for help, you kind of have to expect that that person is going to ask you someday for help. And most likely, you know, money is one of the number one, you know, favorites that someone asks you for. So I kind of have to agree on Lauren on that. Well, if you have a policy where you know, and I, by the way, that might be a good policy. Right. That might be a good policy that you loan friends money. You're not going to see it back.
He could have said, I have a policy. I don't help friends move. But he did. Well, that's not his policy, though. Maybe we just all have policies, and that's our answer for getting out of stuff. Perfect. I can't come to your house. I have a policy. I don't do barbecues. It's my policy. I have a return policy, so you give me something. I have an insurance policy. 570-1949. Let me know what you think. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Did you hear about the eight-year-old that got Botox? Nope. Lauren, just wait. Should we brace ourselves? I just exhaled. Oh, yeah. Like, you need to brace yourself, and you need to brace yourself real good. This is insanity, and it's true, and it's next. Wow. Be a part of the Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949 or text 949mikey at gmail.com. More coming up. Are you sure this thing is some sort of cult? On FM 94.9. San Diego Radio has never mobilized this type of takeover. The prizes are huge. Tomorrow, the Mikey Show and M1's takeover Qualcomm Stadium for 1 p.m. Ration Street Impact.
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Woods. I think it'd be safe to say I'm a jocks in that room. Zienna. I don't care. I want a thank you card to come in the mail to show me I went out of my way to help her. She should go out of her way for five minutes. And Jay. The only thing I don't like about hockey is the fights. Fights? Oh, it's fun. On FM 94.9. Make some noise in the studio. We got a lot. Welcome back. Just a moment. We're going to be playing this segment from Good Morning America, and I guarantee you, it's going to rile you up. What about an eight-year-old kid getting Botox? We'll explain in just a minute. Right now, Sienna, what's going on in the news? Well, speaking of Good Morning America, Representative Ron Paul was on the show this morning and made a pretty big announcement. He has announced his candidacy for the Republican presidential nomination. Oh, wow. Yes. Also, American Idol auditions are going to be returning to San Diego. Ryan Seacrest announced this on the show last night. They will actually be here on Friday, July 8th.
So if you want to be the next American Idol, make sure you make it out. And we will be letting Eskimo Blue Waters know about that. Absolutely. Very soon. Woodsy, what's going on in sports? Tiger Woods has withdrawn from the Players' Championship for the second year in a row. He's got a leg injury and a knee injury. He was six over par through nine holes when he walked off the course. What is it? He's going to take it to the house. He had knee and leg. Same thing? Yeah. Also, former UFC heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar has a reoccurrence of diverticulitis, which is a gastrointestinal disorder. Those are the three biggest words I've ever said. Yeah, it is. Right in a row. Reoccurrence, diverticulitis. And what was the other one? Gastrointestinal. Gastrointestinal. Those are big words.
So he has withdrawn from UFC 131 because of his reoccurrence of diverticulitis. Gosh, I could say that all day. So he is going to take it to the house. I'm Mikey. That's Woods. That's Lauren O'Brien. That is Sienna. And our producer is Jay. Screening phones for us today is Chris. It's Chris. So this segment is on the parents that like to have their eight-year-old daughters in the pageants. Okay? It's a whole world. Now, I guess the easiest thing to say about it is they're living vicariously through the kid, right? Yep. Obviously. So to what measures do you go to get your 8-year-old prepared for a competition? To what lengths are you willing to go to get her to win? I do it, but it hurts sometimes, but I get used to it.
The pain eight-year-old Brittany describes doesn't come from falling off her bike or losing a tooth, but from this, Botox injections administered by her mother. Can you show me where you do it? Can you point on your face? Yeah, sometimes I do it right here. And what do you do it for? Well, do you do it because you see wrinkles? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like wrinkles and... What else, Mom? Mom, what else? Why else? I don't remember the other thing. It was wrinkles. My mom had told me something. It's wrinkles, I know. Saggies? Dimples. Dimples. Dimples. I just don't think wrinkles are nice for little girls. Well, listen. To her mother's defense, these 8-year-olds nowadays look 78. They look haggard.
They are so haggard. They look like the Marlboro Man. Yeah. They look like an old catcher's mitt. They look like Jack Palance in City Slickers. George Hamilton. George Hamilton. And so what we've got to do is we've got to get these wrinkles off these kids because too many of them are being mistaken for AARP and something just... needs to be done. Injections to keep up with the beauty take-all world of the pageant circuit, an idea she says was planted by other pageant moms. You're going to think, by the way, you will think that this is an extreme comment and I'm willing to discuss, but I genuinely believe that if you do that, you're mentally disturbed. That is... Everybody cool with that? That's not strong enough. You should go to jail. You should go to jail. You're abusing your child. Yeah. Cosmetic stuff? That's paralysis. Yeah. That is paralysis. You're putting botulism in your child's face. Poison. Poison. Well, I don't think that it's... I don't think that it's... That medically... Medically, I don't think that kid is jacked. For an eight-year-old? No. Well, I think they've proven it. Yeah, because they still do it. They do it. I don't think that an eight-year-old...
that you're going to kill an eight-year-old, that you're going to hurt the eight-year-old or whatever. Well, it hurts when the needle goes in. But what I do think is that the reason that you're doing it shows that you are mentally disturbed. I agree. Jay? Who knows what the long-term effects are? Of the Botox? Yeah. It's new. It's relatively new, and you start putting in a kid at a young age, and it has all this time to... You can say the same thing about... Any kind of medicine that hasn't been, you know what I mean? Yeah, medicine versus this. I mean, this is something you're doing. Yeah, elective. And the child is not doing it themselves. I mean, you're making a choice as an adult. You don't do it as a kid. Yeah, this is not a diagnosis or prescription from a doctor. It gets worse. It can't get worse than that. It does get worse because, well, where do you go when you get Botox done? You go to like an esthetician, right? An esthetician. Take a listen. And they were just telling me about the lines on her face and how, you know, a lot of the moms there, they're giving their kids Botox and it's pretty much like the thing. I'm not the only one that does it. So, feast. That's fine. Yeah, it's okay because I'm not the only one that does it. A lot of moms do it. And I think a lot of the kids making the big impression on the lines on her face and stuff like made her, probably influenced her to want to do it a little bit more. You're saying Brittany asked you for Botox?
We talked about it. She didn't exactly ask me about it, but I know that she didn't. Okay. When you say ask, I don't understand what that word is, what that means. When you say, did she ask me? What do you mean by that? Right. I don't understand. Did she have trouble pronouncing the word Botox? And did I have to remind her how to say it? Is that what you mean? She called it Bobo is what she thought it was. And I said, do you mean Botox? She said she wanted, you know, she like Bozo the Clown. I was like, how? Do you like Bozo? He's in the 50s. Right. You've never even seen him. Never seen him. And so I assumed what she meant was? Botox. Botox. And so I said, oh, you want Botox, right? Okay. Don't you? He was complaining about her face, having wrinkles. She's like, mom, please. I'm eight. I'm tired of these wrinkles. Like, I got to go to school and I got to sit in a third grade class and you're telling me. That you're okay with this wrinkly face in third grade? Is that what you're saying to me, Mom? What kind of monster will let me go? I look like the lady at the end of Titanic. Oh, my God. Rose. I look like Rose. It's abusive if you let me go. If you let me go. Looking like that. Then you're abusing me. What kind of mother are you? Yeah. What kind of mother lets Rose from Titanic? At eight. At eight years old, go to third grade.
My son will come home and tell me he wants every Xbox game that existed. That doesn't mean you get it for them. But if your daughter wants Botox, you do. Well, yeah, because it's very important that she win that pageant. Well, it's clearly all about looks. It's the only thing that matters. Well, I'm trying to instill in my daughter that the only thing that matters in life is her looks. Her personal appearance. And putting out. I will teach her these two principles. And don't look like a hag while you're sitting in the timeout chair. Right. You know what? There's nothing worse than a haggard brat. There's nothing worse than when you go to JW Tumbles and you see a bunch of haggard kids running around. Lines everywhere. And I can't tell you how many times I've been to Gymboree and I've just been like, look at these old looking kids hopping around trying to make sense of syllables. Look at these wrinkly. Prune-faced little kids. I went to Chuck E. Cheese. I thought it was a bingo match. I was like, what happened? Is this Twilight Zone? Why do all these little kids have old man faces? I don't know. I was like, you're trying to find the geezer bandit. He's a Chuck E. Cheese. Feasting on pizza, playing around in the bowls. Hello? Right. I completely understand where you're coming from. Like I said, I do the Botox myself. It's safe. I have no problem with doing it. You know what else? I do occasionally.
I dabble in methamphetamine. Okay, I'm still standing here. Hello. You know what else I can do legally? Buy alcohol and cigarettes. Yeah, you know what I did last night? A Jager bomb. And so, okay. I mean, I'm fine. Look, I'm okay. So I can do Jager bombs. You're telling me my eight-year-old can't do Jager bombs? I can do a Jager bomb? She asked me for it. What was I supposed to do? She said, Mom, what are you drinking? I said, It's a Jaeger bomb. And she goes, what's a Jaeger bomb? It's Jaeger and Red Bull. Right. And she was like, why do they call it a Jaeger bomb? Because you take the Jaeger, you drop it in the glass of Red Bull, and then you drink it. It's delicious. And what am I supposed to do? Say to her, no, you can't have one? Get a mother of mine to deny my child that she wants a Jaeger bomb. Mike, wasn't you that said you have to say yes sometimes so that your nose means something? That's true. You said it. You said it, Mike. And so how many times are you going to say no to a Jagerbomb? Never. Yeah, because then when you want to say no to heroin, they're like, oh, great. Let me do a Jagerbomb. You can't do anything around this joint. Dude, that's... I mean, I'm just wondering doing it for a long time. So when you do it, you administer it because you're an esthetician. Hard time. Where do you... I answer the phones. I've walked by one. I've gone to a class. I sweep up in the esthetician place. I get my nails done.
I was on a Southwest flight sitting next to an esthetician. Therefore, I'm qualified to inject my child with poison. I once had a massage. Just one time. Just one time. I had a massage, and the person giving me the massage is his brother. Knew. Knew someone whose former lover passed away, but at the funeral, they'd met an esthetician. No, no, no. Remember, babe? They met the neighbor of the esthetician. That's right. That's right, honey. They met a neighbor of an esthetician. So technically that makes me a part-time esthetician. Clearly. Get the Botox. I'd rather not put that out there. I do have a trusted source where I get it. He is... A drug dealer. Behind the doctor scene and everything. Oh my gosh. He's quote, behind the doctor scene. It's a medical term. And everything. Sounds legit. Sounds great. I want to drop kick this woman. Oh yeah.
stirs a rage inside of me that is, you can't even imagine. My wife and I can't have kids. This broad has a kid. I know. She has a kid and I don't. That's badass. M1 Cammie from Oceanside. Are you there? Yes, hi. Hi. Your daughter competes in these pageants. Yes, she does. How old is she? She's five. She's five? Yes. Okay. She actually was watching Toddlers and Tiaras and She's like, Mom, I want to do that. I said, okay. As long as she is willing to do it, we're willing to take her. Now, what if she... I think moms like that are crazy. Question, question, question, Cammie. Now, you just stated as long as she's willing to do it, you'll take her. Yep. What if she was willing to do Jager bombs? No. How come? I mean, there's a fine line. This woman getting her kid Botox. I've never heard of that ever with any of these little pageant girls. She is taking it to a whole nother level. I mean, my daughter has a great attitude about these pageants. If she doesn't win, she does not care. She's like, it's okay, mom. I'll win next time. It's not a big deal. So as long as she does them and she enjoys them, she loves this. It's fun for her. Cammie.
What's the craziest thing you've done to prepare her for one of the pageants? Have you ever done a spray tan or anything like that? Yeah, the company that we do pageants with has a girl that travels, and she does the hair, makeup, and pageants. Probably the most extreme thing my daughter gets, pageant day she gets acrylic nails, and then the next day they come off. She's fine. Wait. Sienna asked, though, if she's ever gotten a spray tan. She said, yeah. Oh, yeah. She has. Acrylic nails. How do you get them off the next day? Because that, like, hurts and really damages your nails. Oh, no. The way they do them on the little kids, their nails, they don't grind them down. They're in Play-Doh. They're Play-Doh acrylic nails. So they just pop right off the next day. They get a lollipop afterwards. They get a lollipop. And it's also, it's a snap-on acrylic. Yeah. So it doesn't. How do they put it on? Do they put it on with super glue? I don't know. I don't really watch her. Well, why would you? I mean, I don't want to know. Why would you want to know? Why wouldn't you just do just a regular manicure with nail polish? We tried that, but the girls that, you know, we're new at this, and the girls that really get into it, the ones that do the acrylic nails and stuff like that, the ones that don't do their nails, it's points off. They get hit big time with points off.
So, yeah, you spent a lot of money doing this, I'm sure, because that's quite an investment to do all of this all the time. In the wardrobe. I do it like those moms. I do it every three to four months we do them. Because my husband's in the military. We don't make super money. Yeah, it's expensive. We do them now and then when she wants to, when they're local. How much is it? Now, do you get, like... Three quarters off when she gets a spray tan since she's only three quarters the size of a normal woman. Be the same cost for you, Mikey. I wish. It is all over! When she spray tans, what does she wear? A bathing suit. What sort? A two-piece. Oh, wow. Like a regular little beach bathing suit. Oh, a regular... Yeah, this is a regular baby suit. They do. Listen, hey, listen, listen, listen. I'm going to get I'm going to get beat up so bad because every M1. Well, a lot of M1s probably feel that I'm beating you up and that I'm being judgmental and I don't want to beat you up and I don't want to be judgmental to each their own. The only reason I get it a lot. I mean, but the only reason that I'm a little skeeved is because of the whole like it's a kid.
It's a five-year-old, you know? Yeah. And the spray tanning sort of is something that an adult woman does because it's sexy and it's, you know, it's sexualizing. And I just want to add that I'm 30. I've never had half of the things that she's getting done on a regular basis. These are pampering things for adults. Yeah. In my mind. Yeah. Don't you worry that your daughter's going to think that looks is the only thing that's important? If she's getting all this stuff done all the time at such a young age? Maybe. I mean, I thought about it that it's going to, like, when she gets a teenager, these are things she's going to, since she's getting them done now, she's going to want them all the time on a constant, regular basis. Yeah. But, you know, at the same time, there's a lot of positive that comes out of these pageants. You know, they can win college scholarship money. Do that through athletics, too. They can do it through academics and athletics. Playing the oboe. I have experience here. My brother, my little brother Brent, dated Miss Dallas. And she wasn't me. Wasn't me, it was my brother. Easy Jason Priestley's brother. Yeah, seriously. Hey, listen. When I say monster, you have no idea. She was...
A monster. And the way that she carried herself and what she was about and she'd been doing it since five. Yeah, but not all pageant girls are monsters. No, they're not. But she also started at five. I'm saying pageants are great. They're fine. I judged one last year. It was a blast. I'm saying. But that was a nude one. It was men. It was a nude man pageant. Right. Of course it was. However, in my opinion, my humble opinion, I think that. You should wait until they're older. Yeah. Older. I think. Like much older. Like 18. We have a clip of her winning the pageant. I'm very proud of myself. Well, congratulations. Got a deep voice. Very well done. Thank you very much. Hey, thanks for the call. That was very brave of you, Kami. Thank you very much. You are brave. You are brave. Take your phone calls. 570-1949. Show on FM 94.9. It's almost here and it will sell out in advance. FM 94.9 Independence Jam Coastal Invasion presented by Miller Lite. Sunday, June 5th at the Oceanside Pier Amphitheater. Ten great artists on two stages and one wandering ombre playing swampy, heavy-sounding blues. For only $35 with no additional fees. As always.
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Man, did he make some good food. Scrambled eggs. He made some really nice potatoes, and he's got some waffles, some sausage. He will do weddings, large corporate events, personalized stuff for you. This dude has an attention to detail like you would not believe. Just get him over for a Sunday at the Woods house. How nice would that be, bro? Make that right. If you want to find him, go to ChefAxel.com. E-F-A-X-E-L dot com. Or you can call him. He's in the 619. Winning. 421-8844. Ladies and gentlemen, Indie Jam is sold out. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. We told you it was going to happen and it has. Indie Jam is sold out. Oh. However, Operation Street Impact.
We will have tickets. And so it's just another reason to be out at OSI tomorrow morning. OSI is tomorrow. I can't believe it's only a day away now. This report, it's brought... Thank you. It's brought to you by me. And the report is that it should be sunny skies. It should be nice. And we're talking about Qualcomm Stadium 10 to 1. However, get there early. Line up. The brand new sticker alone. should be reason enough to get you to come on out. And I can't wait until tomorrow, because tomorrow I get to put... Every once in a while, Woods' throat just screams out to people. Tomorrow, that sticker gets to go on your car. Now, what are we giving away?
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I just wanted to ask you guys advice on something. Basically, I decided I'm going to break up with my boyfriend. It's just one of those things where, you know, I don't know. I just don't really care about him anymore. And I don't really look forward to hanging out with him. I get annoyed when he calls me. I don't know. He's just not the one. And, you know, I thought about it, dwindled on it. And I decided I'm going to break up with him. But I guess I'm just not sure. I'm not very good at it. And I don't really know how to break up with someone. But I didn't know. Do you guys have any good advice on how I should do it? Let's see. I've been broken up with more times than I can count. And so I suppose, you know, you could you could do it like, you know, like my wife used to do before we were married. And that is you can stay here in San Diego, have your boyfriend move to Dallas. And then you do it on the phone every other week. Yeah, that's one way. And then he'll do it the other weeks. So you break up one week, then the next week he'll break up. Stagger it. Stagger it. Just break up to make up is all you do. Right. How long have you guys been together? We've been together about like a year. Okay, fade away then. No! You can't fade away. Just fade away.
You don't see the fade away after a year of dating? Just fade away. No. You're not married. Fade away. First of all, no one would accept a fade away after a year. After a year? Just put it on a post-it note. I've faded away after a year. Woods, you can't. You absolutely can't. No. If you fade away after a year, they're calling the police because you're a missing person. Yes. True story. Shoot him a text. No. Turn off his mic. Fade away slash text bit. I have a suggestion and everybody's going to freak out and everybody don't freak out. Let me ask you a question, Jessica. Is it over? What do you mean? Is it over? Have you decided it's over? Oh, definitely. Okay. Don't everybody freak out. If it's over, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. If it's over, it doesn't matter if you call. Do it in person. Oh, you're a monster. Do it on email. It doesn't matter how you do it. You owe that person to tell them to their face. You can't do the coward's way out. No, wait a minute. Now, all I can tell you is, from my perspective, the getting broken up on her, as a guy, I would prefer not to be in front of her. Well, it just happens so often for you. I don't... That one got me.
Ow! It's killing me! It's killing me! Of all the different times you've been on the receiving end, you preferred not being in front of them. Yes, and I'll tell you why. Because there have been times where I've become verklempt. Really? Yes, Woods. I occasionally missed up. Were there any times where they called you to break up and you were... At the drive-in or drive-thru for McDonald's. Yeah. Oh, wow. Lauren. Yes. Good Lord. Yes. If Jay wasn't going to say it, I have to. Wow. I don't want to be in front of her. I agree with you, Mike. What? You guys are crazy. You guys are crazy. I don't either. I don't need to see it, man. There's no closure in that. Really? There's not? No. Hey, listen. I'm typing it. Hey, listen. I've thought about it. It's not working out. I'm afraid we're broken up. Either way, it's going to hurt. If it's on the phone, then you can cry once you hang up. In person, it's so hard to do the walk away for the last time. I believe Jay is sadistic. No. No, no, no. I'd like to say it. I want to believe it. I want to see it. I want to see the love drain out of their eyes. I want to watch those tears hit the floor. And I want to go look at you, big baby.
I know you're going to miss this. You're going to miss it. I'm going to miss it. I'll tell you that right now. I'll tell you what. I'll stand up sometimes. I'll be like, look what you're missing out on. Hey, girl. Mike is circling in the room. Take a picture. All right. One more time. I'll make love to you. And then I got to go. That's what I'm saying. You get one more quickie in. All right. Three more times. Because it's me. It's me. I can't go just once. Four hours later. Bye. That's right. All right. Two days staying up like a meth addict. I'll see you. But that's it. I'm done. Jessica, we have differing opinions, but I feel the best way, if you know it's over, the best way to do it is to spare the guy having to be emasculated by being... emotional in front of you. Let him do that in the privacy of his own home. You guys have been out of the dating world for way too long. You want to see the hurt on his face. You're a vampire. I'm talking about on the receiving end. You want to suck on their neck and suck out all the last bits of emotional blood. I'm talking about the receiving end of it. I want the phone. Just give me a phone call. It's the receiving end of it. If someone's going to break up with me after a year, I want to at least like...
So I'm just never going to. So that last time I saw you was apparently the last time I'm ever going to see you. What difference does it make? It's over. Because. Well, what difference does it make? It's a mutual respect for each other. But it's over either way. Well, okay. Here's. Let's compare it to a horse that's hurt. You're going to put them down either way. So why not slowly kill them and turn the knife? No, you do a mercy kill. You've got to do it the right way. That's what I'm doing. Quick phone call. I may have questions. When you break up in an email, I'm like, but I want to know a couple things. Email is terrible. Phone call is good. Phone call is okay. It's humiliating. You can write me back. Oh, really? Thank you. That's bad. Thank you so much. Jessica, when are you going to do this? I'm planning on doing it this weekend. You should do it today, Friday the 13th. Make it right. Oh, what a creep, Woods. What a creep. How about this? How about when you do it? Because we've given you ways. Then call us on Monday and you tell us what happens. I could do that. In the meantime, we'd like to talk about you.
But I'd like to do that with the privacy of you not on the line. All right. So call us on Monday, Jessica. I will do that. At this time. At this time. Hang on the line. I want to get your number. Hang on. I don't want to put it up to chance that we don't get a hold of you. Hang on. Sienna. Yeah. You said no to email, right? Yes. Question. What? You say no to email because you may have a question. Is that what you're doing? Yeah. I mean, you want to be able to discuss it and just, you know. Get words back and forth. Listen, doesn't matter. It's a moot point. We're not getting back together. But what about my stuff that's at your house? I want to get it. How am I going to get it? Oh, okay. Good question. Okay. Now, great point. I believe that if you break up, you should have all of these questions thought out. Okay? And one of the things that you should, and I know this because I've been broken up with so many times, but one of the things you got to let them know is, this is it. You know, I know.
that there may be a thought that this will change. But this isn't going to change. Isn't it? It's over. Okay? And I've got some of your things, and you can let me know how you would like to do that. I can bring them to you, or you can come and get them. Leave them on the patio. Totally up to you. Totally up to you. But, and by the way, when you're broken up, when you break up with somebody, and I'll say this, L.O.B., and everybody you guys we guy or girl you kind of know it's usually not the big shock bit like something's been going on you feel it you feel it you know it's coming you know it's coming okay most of the time most of the time the person's been giving you some signals like what's going on you know and so i feel it is i would rather get an email or a voicemail saddest thing. I don't want them. Listen, let me explain one. I'll give you the worst one ever. Yes. Now, granted, I was a maudlin drunk at the time, but I knew it was not going well. Okay. And I did the mad cry. I don't care, man. I don't even care. I'm glad you're breaking up with me. I don't even care. Get out.
This was face to face? Yeah, it was awful. Weird. And I closed the door and I collapsed like a World War II mother. See, I've never heard that. Never. It was awful. It was awful. Don't do that. Who needs that? Says the guy that doesn't like human interaction. Well, true, but I don't want to have to do that in front of you. What are your questions for me? Get fire away, Sienna. I love human interaction, though, and I'm the same as you. Give me the questions. What about we're going to Pearl Jam next month? We have tickets. Well, we're not now. We're broken up. Well, who gets the tickets? You can have them. Okay, but we're supposed to be visiting your family next month. Well, we're not going to. But I'm arranged to see my friend and I've paid for the hotel. It's on my credit card. Everything that you've paid for, I will. How are you going to reimburse me? Are you going to write me a check? Yes. So should I write out everything and then you'll send me a check? Are you going to bring me a check? Anything that I owe you, I will make good. That's my responsibility. I mean, that's not your fault. This is my idea, not yours. Okay. I'll reimburse you. You have my guitar at your house. I want that back. I'm obviously not going to keep your guitar. I'll return it to you.
All right. We have dinner reservations. I'm just trying to think. You're just springing this on me. If anything comes up. Yeah. If you happen to remember something. Okay. By all means, I want you to know I'm going to take care of it. What about the necklace I gave you for your birthday? I want that back. You can have anything back you'd like. By the way, if you remember anything, I'd prefer that you contact me through email. Do not call me. I don't want you to call me. What? You don't like my voice? I don't like you. That's why we're breaking up. But we were together for so long. Listen, this is not an easy thing to do. We've got to break up. I'm sorry. But you're friends with my brother, too. Are you going to keep hanging out with my brother? Of course. I'm not breaking up with your brother. Yeah, but it's my brother. You can't hang out with him when we've been together.
Do you see what you got to do? That's real life. People have emotions. Unnecessary. You can't treat it as a business transaction. Break up with me. Break up with you? Break up with me. Even going through the process, I'm going to hate this. So, I don't know if you can kind of sense I've been sort of distant lately. You know what? I haven't. It's my fault. I'm sorry. It's my fault. No, it's not your fault, really. It's actually not anyone's fault. I feel like it's just kind of the way that the relationship has sort of progressed. We need to get away. No, we're not actually. We don't need to. I think we should get away. I'm sorry. We should get away because we're not spending enough time with one another, I don't think. And I love you so much. And I want to spend more time with you. Because we've talked about this. We've talked about the future and marriage and stuff. See, because I know where this is going. Because we've talked about stuff. That's why we're going to see my parents next month. Because of that. Because of my love for you. Like you were saying. Remember when you wrote me the love thing? Is it my turn yet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Love you. Well, this is what makes this so hard. I want to break out.
I'm sorry. You're a great guy. No, no, no, no. But what does that mean, breakup? It means we're not going to be together anymore. Oh, we can't do that because we have plans and I love you and you love me. You told me that, remember? I did love you, but things changed. You did love me? Yeah. I don't love you anymore. Oh, wow. Okay. Well, I have tears forming in my eyes and they're turning red and I'm embarrassed and I'm emasculated. I'll always love you. But not in that way. Can we work this out? No. Please? I've been thinking about this for a while. I'm not below begging. I beg you not to do this. Look, you're going to find somebody that's way better than me anyway. We're not compatible. It'll be a bottle of Jack Daniels, I assure you. We haven't been compatible from the start. We've been compatible from the start. No, we've talked about how compatible we are. We just have good sex. No, that's not true. We have incredible sex. And in regard to that, by the way... Nice, Jay. Where did you get that sound effect in the middle of this breakup? I thought that was you. No, well, it actually was. It actually was. 5701949. You have to do it. It sucks, but you have to talk it out. Because you're going to have to see them again at some point when you give them their stuff. You know what you do? You get it? Listen. Okay, that's so nice. Give it to them. Cold-hearted snake. You had a relationship with these people for so long. All right, fine. I see what you guys are saying. I saw the looks on all the women's face. The guys, they didn't make any looks.
All the women in the studio looked at me like, I'm going to slit your throat and plant your blood. Now, I want to say that I do take a person's feelings into account. I want to be compassionate here. So if you're being a compassionate person, I believe that the most compassionate thing to do is let the horse down without doing it slowly. You let the horse deal with it in the horse's own way. An email. You will keep that email forever. There you go, darling. Sweetheart. You will keep that email. You will dissect it. Here we go. Just there. It's much better this way. No. Goodbye. I would keep that email. I'd reread it, and I'd be like, I wonder if when he meant it's over, like if he meant it's over for now. And I would read it, and I would reread it, and I would also tell everyone I knew that this guy was the biggest D I'd ever met. Do you know why women do this, by the way? The same reason that they like to listen to sad music when they go through a breakup. They want the suffering. Me too. You know what they want? They want the scene that accompanies a breakup. Do they? Don't. We. We? Yeah, I love it. They do the same thing. If you break up by email, you deny me.
a movie moment. No. You leave me with an email that I've got to now dissect for the rest of my life. Because you left it there in black and white. It won't be the rest of your life. You'll move on. No, I'll archive it. You'll move on though. Yeah, but I'll always keep it and go, I wonder if he was onto something. I wonder. Huh. I should print this. Is it going to hurt less if I do it in person? No. But it's going to be, it's going to have less lasting effects. Sienna, does it have any lasting and less lasting? Maybe I'm different, but I would rather be on the phone because in person I would want to hold on and I'd have to watch them walk down the door and be like... The phone would at least be better than an email. The phone you could hang up and just be like, and break down in private. If she calls you on the phone and does it, you're like, fine, I'm going to PB tonight. Don't worry about it. And then you hang up. And you put on Damien Rice and you grab a bottle of whiskey. Exactly. And you sit in the backyard. If he's the kind of guy that was going to break up with me over the phone, then I'm better without him. Yes. That's what I would think. Yeah, you heard me. I'd just fade away. Just fade away. It's the worst thing ever. Yeah, just dribble down the court, fade away, jump. What if she has a key to your place, Woods?
Change the locks. What if she then comes into your house? If you're listening right now and you don't know what the monstrous fadeaway is, it means that she calls him and he just stops answering. Doesn't answer text. Doesn't answer emails. I've hit on her covers before. That's the filthiest? That is the monster. Shut up. With the new girl? What? You are a smelly pirate. This is college. What do you want? You're a smelly pirate. You are. That girl deserves to break into your house with her underwear on. Drunk off of Jack Daniels. I did that. Yeah, exactly. What's different? Exactly. I'm not done talking about it. We'll discuss next. Show coming up. I always have to look my sexy. That's why I'm wearing these tight size 42s. Be a part of the show.
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appropriate way that you break up with somebody? Is it done by just a fadeaway or is it done by in person or is it done by an email or how do you do it? What's the right way to do it? So we're going to be talking about that in just a second and taking your phone calls. Every phone line lit up right now. Sienna, what's going on in the news? Well, a heartwarming story for you going into the weekend. This happened in Plano. A teenager actually found $2,000 outside of a pavilion in northern Texas. And she did the right thing. She turned it in. Although her family right now, she's one of four siblings, two parents living in a one bedroom apartment. She turned that money in, which they could have used. After 30 days, apparently there's a rule. After three months, there's a rule that the money. goes, if unclaimed, the city keeps it. And which a lot of people have a problem with. They think this girl should have gotten it since no one ever claimed the money. Well, because the city was keeping it, an anonymous donor came forward and not only donated the $2,000 that she found, he donated an extra $2,000 for her and her family. So it's just, you know, people are so nice out there. I was happy to do it.
I really was. I was happy to do it. Thank you, man. So anonymous of you. So anonymous. And this is kind of funny. You always hear about mailmen getting bitten by dogs. It's kind of like a cartoon, you would think, but apparently it happens all the time because the U.S. Postal Service said yesterday that more than 5,600 mail carriers were bitten by dogs last year in the United States, which cost over a million dollars in medical expenses because of the dog bites. Yeah. And some of the top cities with dog attacks were Houston. And San Diego. Oh, wow. Yeah, so keep your dog in the house, maybe. Woods, what's going on in sports? Well, people of San Diego, we will look forward to November 11th. It is going to be something really special that ESPN is going to carry. It's going to be a college basketball game, which is, you know, that's nothing major, but it's going to be on the deck of one of the big ships that are out in the bay. They're not saying which one yet, but it's possibly the Ronald Reagan or the Carl Vinson. And it's going to be North Carolina against Michigan State. There you go. November 11th. It's going to be awesome. About 7,000 people are going to fit on that thing. That's pretty rad. Also, the Packers, the Green Bay Packers have come out and said that they are going to retire.
Brett Favre's number in Green Bay. Now, they did say they're going to wait a couple years just to make sure he's not sniffing around any other NFL teams. They got burned one time before they were going to do it, and he decided to play for the Jets. So they're going to figure it out and do it here in a couple years, but they will be retiring his number. There you go. Okay, so people are calling in, and we have a little bit of a disagreement here on the Mikey Show. Lauren feels. That when you break up with somebody, you need to do it in person. Courtesy. I believe that the more humane way to do it, at least from a guy's perspective, is to not have me have to look at you when you do it because I don't want to get emotional. I don't want you to see me get emotional. Just walk away. Just turn around and walk away like you're doing it and then I turn and walk? Yeah, just flip two birds up and say, I'm out. Oh, wow. Whoa. A little harsh, but hey, you know, now, maybe overwhelmingly the ladies prefer that you do it in person. Ladies prefer that. They want a chance to kill you or cut you. Right. Yes. If you're there in front of them. If need be. That's the deal. Now, if that's the deal, then I don't know what Lauren's going to think of M1 Machado from San Diego. Are you there? Yes. What do you think is sufficient? I think she should just update her Facebook status. That takes care of it for her.
Lauren just got a look on her face that said, quite simply, you monster. How old are we? Yes, yes. Yes, how old are you? I'm 29. Okay, I'm 30. We're too old for that. No, you're not. That's ridiculous. You change the status and then we go. That is so non-conference. This is what technology is doing to us. We can no longer have face-to-face conversations with people. Why don't I send you a message on Facebook? Okay, I won't change my status until you respond to the message. Why don't you just block me and then I'll get the picture. Just tweet it. What if I tweet it directly to you? I do a DM. Oh, my gosh. What if I DM you? No, just reply to me on Twitter. So that way everyone can see it. But I'll see that, you know, you at symboled me. At Mikey Show Lauren. Yes. It's over. I'm out. There you go. M1 Stephanie from San Diego. Hi. Hi. I believe if he hasn't been to you, he sure is. He doesn't want that all the time.
He doesn't. Yeah, he doesn't want to cry. He always wants that. He doesn't want to cry in front of him. He wants that. He's not going to cry anyway. He doesn't want to be emotional. Mike, I don't cry. Yeah, I'm like Chuck Norris. And a combination of Chuck Norris and the Terminator. And Rambo. And Rambo. Rambo don't cry. If the Terminator, Chuck Norris, and Rambo had a baby, it'd be me. Yes. All right, so I'm part humanoid, part human. It is me. Minus tears. Here's the thing. My tears, they cure cancer. That's right. So I just can't go throwing those out all willy-nilly. Listen, my tears have been made into fine perfume. One time, my tears, because I'm so old, were able to be laid on the feet of our God and then washed with hair. Everyone's searching for the fountain of youth. Guess what? In my tear ducts. It's in my ducts. There they are. There it is. M1, Mr. Dodgeball from San Diego. Hey, what's up, guys? Love the show. Love you guys. Just wanted to say she should break up with him today. Like, if she breaks up with him today, at least he'll have the weekend. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. And I really do think it should be done in person, but if she's going to do it, at least do it today so he has at least the weekend to get over things. I think she should have done it on the radio. Well, if he was listening, she did.
Fair enough. Thank you for the call. Ladies and gentlemen, a big round of applause for New York Mike. New York Mike is the reason that we're able to give away a $24,000 FXDB. In person, baby. That's right, man. You don't get a pink slip. So what do you think? Amazing. Can we start that thing? You can do anything you want. Well, I can. Can I do it? I know how to do it. You do. Yes. I had a motorcycle. I can do it. No. Why don't we let him? I got the man over here. We got the man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We brought the high tech guy. All right. What if he walks me through it? We brought the man who's head of service for the whole world. Now, will we die if we do that or are we going to be okay? Hey, listen. As long as no demo, you know, the people that be the powers out there, the... politicians that make the laws. Right. As long as they don't come in and catch you. Okay. You know. All right, let's do it. You know how it is, man. We'll do it for a second. Sneak it in there, baby. Jason Osborne. Yeah. Let's hear it for him. Rock it out, baby. Come on. Hey, don't forget, it's Friday the 13th. Great. Don't remind me. Yeah. Make sure you got all that. I just want to hear this thing. All that good luck stuff. Oh, the guy's stepping on the bike. The man's on the bike. There he goes. All right. Wow.
That's so awesome. And the environmental police never came up. Woo! Up, they're on their way. Yeah, that was pretty awesome. Can we open the door? Because it smells like gas. What? Oh, don't you love it? That was so rad. Don't you love it? That thing sounds so good. Don't you love it? Yeah, you should see it out in the street when it's going about 90. It sounds so good. It's the best. I love that smell. It's the best. So, now, here's the deal. Tomorrow morning, they're going to do the blessing of the bikes, okay? So everybody's meeting at 9 down at San Diego Harley Davidson. Okay. And that's at 5600 Kearney Mesa Road. Or you can meet up at the Soledad Cross. Yeah. You can go up to Mount Soledad. The whole idea is to be at Mount Soledad and make sure everybody understands that place is a memorial to warriors. And it's not going to change. No one's going to desecrate it, degrade it, or do anything to it except appreciate it. That's awesome. That's it. That's very cool. That's it, man. New York, Mike, you have been so cool throughout this process and kind of getting this thing set up. One of the things that he has decided to throw in, as if this $24,000 FXDB were not enough, the winner of the motorcycle is also going to get, from San Diego Harley-Davidson, a leather jacket, gloves, helmet, and...
If the winner doesn't have a motorcycle license, they're going to give them free Rider's Edge classes worth $395. I got it, man. Yeah. You're a rider now. How great is that? Yeah, we're going to get you in one of them courses, too. Oh, man. I'm telling you, Mike. You're coming, baby. I want it so bad. You're coming. Listen, all I'll do, I'll have my wife call you. You talk her into it. You tell her. Let her sit on the back. Yeah. Why should she sit on the back when she can sit on the front? Let her sit on it. She can grab the handlebars, man. I'm fine with that. Hey, listen, I'll put her in a baby Bjorn. I don't care. I mean, I love the thing. Other way around. All right. You can ride in the sidecar. Well, listen, this is what I will tell you. This thing tomorrow is going to be the biggest event the Mikey Show has ever done. And we have been putting this on Facebook. And it's time. for you to make your allegiance known. This is all about M1s. The Mikey Show sticker is going to go on. Every car that comes through, everybody gets an envelope. Every envelope will have some sort of a prize in it. But one lucky person is going to win that FXDB Harley from San Diego Harley Davidson. Somebody's going to win.
a surround sound system from Tried and True Home Theater and Security. Somebody's going to win an Ibanez guitar. Somebody's going to win a Haro, his and her mountain bikes. So we have so many great prizes out there. Want to make sure that we get people out. And again, starts at 10, ends at 1. And get there early. That's probably the biggest thing that you need to know is get there early. We're going to line you up. And there's going to be food. We're going to be out there. We're going to be doing a live broadcast. And then when the whole thing wraps up and we have the winner, because we don't know when the winner will happen. We're going to have all these envelopes and it'll be randomly in these envelopes. So when we get the winner, the winner will stay with us until the end of the event and then go over to San Diego Harley Davidson where you get to fill out all the paperwork and do all the stuff because this bike will become yours. And not only that. But Woods, L-O-B, they're going to be going out there. There's going to be an after party with...
Food and all kinds of fun stuff going on. Oh, yeah. It's going to be music and food. And Tricia Marshall put the whole thing together. Yeah. I mean, is she? Yeah. Give her a hand. She's great. She's great. She's been working on this for months. And she's got some great music there. I know that. And some fabulous food. We've got some people coming in. What, three men of the fish loaf or something? I'm making fun of them. But they have good stuff. Now, listen to this. Listen to this, New York Mike. We have the bike in the studio right now. Right. And none of us knew that the bike was, you know, going to be in the studio. Right. So this morning we secretly taped all of us as we were walking in to get our reaction when we walked in. I was the first one here, so I turned on the recorder to see what they would all do. Here was Woods. Hello. Oh, wow. I know. Isn't that amazing? Hold on. Did they get that? We had to believe it. We had to stand it out in the elevator. Shut the fuck up. Of them doing it? Of them doing it. Yes! Isn't that insane? That is flirting. A lot of F words. Trish will be in here today, huh? Oh! Oh! Trish will be in here today. I did not. Yeah, you did. That's what you told me. I'm embarrassed for you. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So, Trish will be in here.
That's my favorite name. Like you didn't say the same thing. Jay, will you come over here and say her name so I can smell your breath? Say it slow, Jay. Filthy. Hilarious. She's very nice. She's the sweetest girl in the world. She brings us gifts and stuff. And she got five loaves and two fish. There you go. I got it right. Those are the caterer people. They're awesome. Five loaves and two fish. They only do like, you know, this guy. Poor Trish. She's like, I didn't sign up for this. I didn't want to be creeped on. I'm just trying to be a successful woman. Yeah, I'm just trying to have a job. I've got a boyfriend. I'm married. Leave me alone. I do good things. She breaks up in person. Yeah, she breaks up in person. I know my fiancee is going to break up in person. She would never do anything that was sneaky, but she's just like you. Thank you. And I respect that. Lady P, don't break up with me.
Well, shout out to her. He just wants you to know that if you break up with him, he wants it to be in person. Yeah. No, no. Hey, listen. It's Friday the 13th. I'm going to be worried all day. New York Mike is on the record saying, babe, if you break up with me, please do it in person. No, I was on the record saying, please don't do it. All right. So 5701949 is the number. Oh, come on. I hate you all. You're fine. Stupid hidden audio. Gets me every time. Every time. I have had to say to her a million times, like, so did you hear that this morning? Was that okay? I know. I said it to her out there. I go, did you hear it yesterday? Is everything cool? Is everything cool? She's like, it's fine. It's fine. Trisha is so cool. She's so cool about it. Yeah, she's so cool. It's so funny when it's like a joke, but then when you get hidden audio. Shut up, L.O.B. Hilarious. Hidden audio means like a genuine piece of audio. Yes. How about this? The last time New York Mike and Trisha came up, Trisha forgot her keys. Oh, boy. Oh, yeah. And so someone comes in and says, hey, guys, they walk into the studio and they go, hey, guys, Trisha forgot her keys. And it would look like this.
There's a fist fight. It's Jay both throwing their headphones off and running. I just wanted to hear she was okay. And so they're fighting over the keys. Jay's pulling the keys out of Wood's hand. He's like, I'm the producer. I have it. I'll give them to her. A woman should not be without her keys at all times. Best part of that story, Mike? They got to the door. Yep. We're screaming at each other. Screaming at each other. I'll do it. Get away from me. Because you guys thought she was outside downstairs. Yeah, downstairs or something. Not outside of our door. They open the studio door. She's standing right there. Hi. Oh, hey, how you doing? Hey, how you doing? What's going on? Woods has his finger in Jay's eye socket. Suddenly they both turn into Danny Zuko. I'm just a rock. Hey, Trish, what are you doing here? Are these your keys? Look like you forgot these. I think you may have forgot these. I come here for the strudel. It's great.
You come here, too? Looks like you forgot these. That's great. All right, so, Sienna, what is the deal with the... Tell me about the Facebook and the Google fight. Why are Facebook and Google fighting? Apparently, Google... There was some violation that went to all these emails of journalists and bloggers, and it was basically saying that Google... violated all of these privacy, user privacy. And it turns out, because they were like, what is this? What is this? It was in caps, the headline, Google quietly launches sweeping violation of user privacy. It turns out Facebook paid for this. And it's all coming out right now. But Google is furious with Facebook. Facebook did something to get Google in trouble because they battle. They're both huge websites. Wow. Well, I guess it all ended fine because it's no big deal now, right? It got a little nasty. Okay. Good Lord. Bin Laden. How was he able to email without being detected? Well, this is pretty nuts because we know that he didn't have any internet access in his mansion he was staying at. So he actually used... iPad. No, a memory drive. He would go on the computer and he would type up everything he wants, put it on a memory drive, and he would give it to his...
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And it's really amazing, and they do an incredible job, and they take a regular photograph, turn it into what looks like an oil painting, and it's really cool. So we want to let you know about that. Is that, that's not Gwyneth Paltrow singing? No, that's Leighton Meester, a little angel in her own right. She's a little Meester. She is, a little Leighton too. Hey, by the way, New York Mike wanted to be sure to let you know that tonight... At the Harley Davidson on Kentner and Laurel, downtown from six on. Trisha, who you've heard us talk about plenty. Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. And all the gals from Harley, San Diego, they're going to be down there partying for Kentner nights. Free food and drinks. Yeah. And should be a pretty good time. So go on down there. I am very happy to say that I just tried on a double XL that is too large. Yeah. So there's that. Yes.
And I was really excited. Congratulations. I was, in fact, I was, Sienna said, I think it's too big. And I said to Lauren with begging eyes, it's too big, right? It's too big. She said it 60 times in a minute and a half. Is it too big? Is it too big? It's too big, right? Too big, too big, too big. Then Sienna goes, here Woods. Ooh, that hoe is big. Well, it was long on Mike. Like, went down to his middle thigh. And on Woods, he's taller. I didn't mean it. I need an extra large. Yay. I'm an extra large man. Isolate. King size meal. I need a king size shirt. There you go. Well, tomorrow is Operation Street Impact. So we're giving that sticker out, giving away that motorcycle. It is going to be a big day for us tomorrow. What a fabulous idea. It is. And 10 to 1.
I would make plans now. It's free to get into Qualcomm. You don't pay for anything tomorrow. Nope. And what do you get? You get the new sticker and a possibility of winning some pretty awesome prizes. L-O-B. I knew... I know everyone on this show too well. Why? What happened? Because when that bike started and I smelled the gas, I went, someone is going to be lightheaded. Someone is going to be nauseous. Now, I won't say her name. Her initials are L-O-B. But I will not say her name. As soon as you said, can we start that? I was like, I think I have poisoning. I'm going to throw up. Carbon monoxide poisoning. CO2 poisoning. 5701949 is our number. Okay, so I got some things that you should know. If you are 20 years old, you should know this by the time you're 20. All right?
Most of us are older than 20, so as I read this, you go, well, did I? All right? That's the question. Did I? But you should know this by the time you're 20. You should know how to cook. All right? And by that, what I mean, I don't mean that you should be a gourmet, but what you should know how to do is prepare meals for yourself. Now, I know that goes without saying for most people. But believe it or not, there are a lot of people in their mid to late 20s that cannot cook themselves a meal. My friend Craig Gass, who you guys know. Oh, yeah. Craig Gass cannot cook himself a meal. Nothing. No. Crazy. No, he cannot cook himself a meal. Does not know how to. Wow. You should be able to say no by the time that you're 20. A lot of people can't do that at 35. I can't do it. I couldn't do it. I can't do it now. Woods has a hard time saying no. Yes, to most things. Yes. You should be able to take... Cheesecake. Cheesecake. Cheesecake. About 22 minutes. It's funny because he's fat. Keep him coming. You've got broad shoulders. Intentional slip up. Woods is losing weight. I've noticed, Woods. Thank you. I think you look great. Easy.
I don't look great yet, but I'm gonna. Every man or woman should know how to take care of clothes by the time they're 20. Agreed. Do your own laundry. Well, you should know not just that, though. You should know how to sew. You should know how to iron. Oh, really? You know how to sew? Yeah, dude. I mean, I know how to take one of those kits that you get in the hotel room. No man should know how to do that. Yeah, you should. No, you shouldn't. Yeah, bro. No, you shouldn't. You're not a little... Just take it down to the tailor if you need a button put on. Really? You put your own buttons on? No, no, no, no, no. That's totally and completely practical. You put your own buttons on? In other words, if I'm at a hotel and I bust a button, or if I'm at home and I bust a button, yeah, I know how to put a button on. You know how to, but do you? No, I take it to the tailor. Exactly. But I know how, and you should. I could probably figure it out, but I don't want to. You should. What you do, and I'll tell you right now. You see those little kits? Mm-hmm. You take the string and you pull it out arm's length. You stick one end in the eye of the needle. And then you do it halfway. You tie a knot at the very end and you just sew it. There you go. That's exactly what you do. Okay, Woods, let me put it to you this way. One day you may be out in the wilderness. It's not likely. All right. Fair enough. But let's say that by some freakish accident you're out in the middle of the wilderness. Plane crash. All right.
And you cut your arm and you have to sew it shut. I'll just die. He's going to die. Now you know how. I'll just die. You should know the real basics like how to write a check. You should know where a stamp goes on an envelope. A lot of people don't believe it or not. That's a true story. Especially people that are 20. This list came from a group that did a study on 20-year-olds. You should know how to do your own banking. In other words, you should know how to balance a checkbook. I do not. Nor do I. Know how to balance a checkbook. I know how. I don't bother with it, though. I just log in to my online banking. Sienna, do you know how to balance a checkbook? Oh, sure. No way. No. Do you guys write checks? Jay, you do, right? Absolutely. Okay. That means that one-fifth of us knows how to balance a checkbook. I know how. Four out of five. I thought you said no. I just don't do it because I don't have to. Oh, okay. But I know how to do it. I do not know how. Do you guys write checks at all? Yes. I do, too. Do you log how much you wrote in the register?
No, I have the checkbook that has like the coffee underneath. Yeah, those are fantastic. I don't do the write down. I just remember. Oh, really? I just remember. Yeah, I remember how many checks I wrote. And I'm like, oh, God, I gotta be careful the next couple days. Yeah. It's a true statement. My jaw just dropped open. It's a true story. I wing it. I better be careful. I roll the dice. That's pretty much your life statement. It's not horseshoes, though. I know, but you know. I'm not going to waste my time writing stuff down. By the time you're 20, you should know how to get up on time. Agreed. By the time you're 20, you should know how to change a flat. Nope. Have you ever done that? Nope. Not in a while you haven't. 15 minutes. Yeah, about 15. It's killing me! It's killing me! Let's see here. Yes! We got new movies coming up. And we got some crazy odds that I want to tell you about. The possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,721. Never tell me the odds. On FM 94.9. San Diego Radio has never mobilized this type of takeover. The prizes are huge. Tomorrow, The Mikey Show and M1s.
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transparent about it. When I did a sticker thing before at the other station, I feel like I did it with half a brain. I was so concerned about other things that were happening in my life. I was so concerned about so many other things. And I remember going out to that thing and even the sticker itself. Was sort of like, yeah, yeah, cool, cool. Uh-huh, yeah, yeah, cool, cool, yeah. Yeah, yeah, cool. This is so personal. Mainly because, you know, I want so badly to win. You know, and so this is so personal. And I haven't made it like that really till now. You know, and that's why I'm...
That sticker is so cool. I just think that sticker is so cool. I love that sticker so much. And I love the people I work with so much. And tomorrow we're going to be out there together and we're going to be putting those stickers on cars. And I can't wait to see it. I can't wait for people to be there. I can't wait to party with M1s. I can't wait for this to be the biggest party. Ever. Feels a little bit like tomorrow's my birthday and probably for all of us. And it's like we're having our birthday party tomorrow and all of San Diego's invited. 100%. Yeah. Qualcomm Stadium. Tomorrow morning it starts at 10. We have confirmation from approximately a jillion people that they'll be there. Yeah.
You know, it's just going to be a massive event. And we just want everybody in the world to come out and get that sticker and possibly win a Harley Davidson. So it's tomorrow at 10. Let's see. One final check of the countdown ticker. Right now, the countdown ticker says one day, one hour, four minutes. Wow. Main gate. Look for the main gate. Come to the main way. And you go right when you go in. You'll follow the signs from there. There will be, yeah. There's going to be lots of signs, right, Jay, that will tell people where to go. Lots of signs. Lots of orange cones. Okay. People directing you. That's great. Should I wear my two-piece or my one-piece? Probably your one, just in case. Yeah, you should definitely wear your one. Just in case. No mistakes. I'll probably wear one piece. Okay. End of the show on Friday. I share with you my testimony. I share my story. My story is that up until I was 33 years old, I was always addicted to something. Even when I was a kid, even when I was a teenager, I was always addicted to something. I don't know if you're the type of person that finds yourself always seeking happiness. In fact, my observation is like some of us, we're just happier than other people are. We're just wired that way.
I was a dark guy, man. I always was sad. I was sad a lot. And I say that anger is hurt, sadness, and fear, and I was sad so much. I was afraid of everything. I never felt safe. And when I got into my 20s, I was drinking a lot. I was abusing drugs. I went on the Howard Stern Show, and I thought, when I did that appearance on the Howard Stern Show, I thought, I wanted to have fame. I could never find... happiness. It always eluded me. I was always hopeless. I always felt hopeless. I always felt like there was nothing to look forward to. I always felt that way. And I started to drink really heavy. And by the time I was 33, I was completely dependent on alcohol. I would drink so much of it that I had to, when in the morning, I would have to drink in order to stop my hands from shaking. And right around that time, I gave
I gave up. I gave up and I basically, I surrendered. I surrendered and I asked God to come into my life. And I told God that I was sorry for the things that I had done. And I asked God if he would forgive me for the things that I'd done. Because I did a lot of bad things. I hurt a lot of people. I caused a lot of tears. I decided that I wanted to turn away from that. I know from reading. some emails that I read this last week. Listening right now are people that are involved in prostitution. There are pimps that are listening right now that don't want to do that anymore. I know that from reading a couple of emails that I read this week from people that are breaking inside. That's what they do. That are going to buy a sack of dope later today. And they have to. They're addicted to it. If you're addicted to anything,
or you're going through any of that hopelessness, go to Mikey show.com. And on the top of the page, it says help. And if you click there, there's some resources for how to get help resources for how to get help with depression, eating disorders, any of that stuff. And so I urge you to go there now and find out how to get help. For me, it was asking God to enter my life and he did, and he's helped me and it changed me. And so I tell you my story in case you're listening right now and you're going through a divorce or a breakup. You've lost someone that's very close to you and you're hurting. If you're addicted, if you're depressed or if you feel hopeless, there's a way out for you. I play a song at the end of the show. And this song is a song that the lyrics are about not feeling alone. It's by Red. We will see you tomorrow morning.
at 10 a.m. at Qualcomm Stadium, and we can't wait. We can't wait to meet you. Please, please come out and see us and get that sticker on your car. We'll be back on Monday morning. Late.