The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 05/25/10

0:00KBCT San Diego, a Lincoln Financial Media Station. The new home of The Mikey Show. This is FM 94.9. Mikey Show is on the gold today. I want to know where to go. I just told you. I want the gold. Just said it. Give me the gold. I want the gold. Maybe say that when I don't just announce that we're going to give you the gold. Because I just said today's only the gold. I want to know where to go. I just told you. I want the gold. Give me the gold. I want the gold. I want it too. Safe to say we all do. Fair enough. Welcome. It's Tuesday. We're going to do Tuesday Tudors today. We're really getting this Tuesday Tudors thing rolling. Yeah. If you have any more questions, if you have kids that have some pretty difficult homework questions, email them to me, sienna at mikeyshow.com. It's hysterical. We'll do them today on the air.

2:38That's hysterical. Sienna gives us these questions, right? These kid questions. Homework. Real homework questions. Kindergarten through eighth grade is what we're asking. I don't know the answers. None of us do. It's kind of fun, though, to try to figure it out. That's fun to me. I don't even remember doing it the last time we did it. I think I blacked out because I didn't know the answers. No, you knew some of them. It's hard, though. Blacked out, or as I like to call it, time travel. Time travel. Yeah. Not even my joke. I pulled an L.O.B. 5701-949. 949mikey at gmail.com. Let me tell you, dude. The most of the day, the hair's pulled back. Oh, yeah. For sure. You know what that means. It means I didn't get enough sleep. That means serious business. That's right. It means serious business. Business. When the L.O.B. has the hair pulled back, she means business, man.

3:36Let's see. So I gave you the number. Woodsy's sitting across from me. I'm Mike. I'm the host of the show. Go by Mikey. And Woodsy is our sports guy. And what happened to the Yankee cap? You haven't won the Yankee cap. It's dirty. It's like filthy. That's part of its charm. Yeah, it's time for a new one. And I'm just so pissed at them right now. I could scream. I wonder if you could take a baseball cap to a dry cleaner if they could do anything. You can put it in the washer. I wash mine. It shrinks, though, man. Forget that. Don't try it. And it's so faded. Put like a rubber band around it. I think I'm thinking about switching teams. Oh, my goodness. No, I'm just kidding. I love this old hat, this Royals hat that I have on. It's my old. men's league team in Dallas. There you go. Just feeling very nostalgic this morning. Fantastic. Lauren O'Brien is the blonde with the hair pulled back to my right. Hi. Sienna is the largely endowed. Bigger. They're getting bigger by the second with this dang baby. Good. It's like, what is happening? Can you actually tell? Oh, yeah. You can tell, all right. Don't act like you can't, Mike. I think everyone can tell.

4:47Yeah. I have no idea. My husband's a happy man. Yeah, he is. Sienna is fond of saying that they don't run in the family. They gallop. They gallop. My grandma tells me that still all the time, especially now. It's pretty funny. And let's see. Then we got our boy Jay. And he's 46. He's the guy in the next room. And he's our producer. And you can actually talk to him if you call right now. 570-1949. Where has our phone screener been? I was just thinking. Isn't he supposed to be here Tuesdays? He works three days a week, and those three days vary. Yeah. He's in Los Angeles. He's dynamite. He's really good. Guys, dynamite. Solid gold. Love the guy. And it's Chris, right? Yeah. Chris. You know that. I know that. I'm excited this morning. We said we wouldn't talk about it yesterday. We didn't want to ruin it for anyone. We gave everybody a 24-hour stay of execution. So, Wood, do you want to go hang out in the hallway? Yeah, I'm going to go use the restroom. So you guys want 15 minutes? That's what Wood said. Go ahead, Jay Studio. Well, here's the thing. Dance party. The final episode of Lost ever aired night before last. We didn't talk about it yesterday because we wanted to give people a chance to DVR it. Yeah. To watch.

6:07By people, you mean Sienna, right? No, there's a lot of people. It was on on Sunday night from 9 to 11.30, so anyone with early jobs, yeah, right. I saw so many people that were like, shut up, shut up, I don't want to know. Oh, yeah, I didn't go on Facebook all day yesterday because I didn't want to read anything. Well, you watched it yesterday, right? I did, yeah. Okay, well, before we even start with anything, my question to you is, were you disappointed or were you... Did you like it? I liked it. You did? Yeah. I was surprised. I thought I was going to be disappointed, but I liked it. Well, that's good news. Yeah. That wasn't the overall feel that I got from my Facebook friends. They didn't like it? I saw a bunch of posts that were like, this is BS, man. What? Yeah. Oh, I'm not disappointed at all. Can I ask Sienna before she tells us what I heard the ending was? No. Wait. Don't go there yet. Okay. There's Jay Leno talking about Lost, by the way. Hey, how many watched a big finale of Lost? Did you watch last night? Lost is the only show where you can't tell someone, I'm taping it, don't tell me what happened. Of course, even the people who saw it still don't know what happened, so they can't. It's kind of true. Oh, yeah. Now, here's my other big question. Do you feel like they answered everything you wanted to know? There's a lot of questions about the island, and I think you just have to know that the island is...

7:31magical and crazy things happen on this island because there's things that just don't make sense still like why Locke was a smoke monster, you know? Like why that smoke monster existed. Stop it, Woods. It's not funny. It's a phenomenal show. But no, they summed everything up really nicely and for the most part, every question was answered. Most exciting thing that was answered for you in the finale. Well... The whole last season, they were living in two different realms. They were on the island, and then they were also back in the real world. And so you're like, what's going on? Is this two different time frames? I don't understand. And in the real world, they were communicating with each other, the same people from the island, but they didn't know each other. And so you're like, the whole season, you're like, what's going on here? What's going on here? And so you finally figure out why those people are in this second realm. Got it. Now. What was your question, Lauren? I heard that they were ghosts. Is that true? Ghosts? Yeah. And they were haunting the island. Now, there wasn't like, here's what it is. You know, like they did leave you to figure out on your own what you took from it. And I had a long conversation with my brother about this yesterday. I called him. I'm like, all right, so I have some questions. And he's like, blah, blah, blah, blah. He's really smart. Right. So basically what happened was.

8:58The people on the island, a couple of them stayed on the island and died on the island. A lot of them died on the island. And those people who died, they went to like the secondary life. And ghosts, maybe, I don't know, but it's a secondary life. And that secondary life was the real world, like I told you, where they're, you know, back to their normal jobs. They would have families and they see other people from the island, but they don't know who each other is. Like they don't remember. Sorry, it's just so confusing. By the way, people are calling to ask your thoughts on stuff. So 5701949 or 949mikey at gmail.com. And you tell us what you, if you thought it was a bunch of BS or if you liked it or whatever, or if you want to talk to Sienna about it. So technically you could look at it as ghosts or you, I looked at it as like they were living in a secondary life before they went to the afterlife. And then when they were living in the secondary life, They met like a certain person from the island that they really connected to. And when they met that person in the secondary life, they remembered the island. And then that was like their ticket to the afterlife once they remembered. Weird. And then they all met up. Everyone from the island met up at the very end and like, you know, went there to the afterlife together. Sounds like purgatory. Yeah. Really? Exactly like purgatory. Jack and Kate had a love affair. Yeah. Jack was the last one to go to the afterlife. There's Jack.

10:24And Kate. I love you. I just got really lame chills. Yeah, but that's one thing. I did. I just got really lame chills. I'm being honest with you. The whole six years of this show being on, you don't know, does Kate like Sawyer? Does Kate like Jack? And she chose Jack. Wow. I have no reason to have got. Is he the Hobbit? No. She said this in Mordor. But he's the one that plays the Hobbit. No, he's not the Hobbit. That's Charlie. Oh, okay. Charlie's with Claire. Maybe whenever I hear people tell someone they love them with music behind it, I get chills. Like a girl. It was cute. Except they were both really bloody and they kissed. I didn't get chills that time. But that was the last time they saw each other on the island. Because Kate got off. A lot of them got on a plane and made it. And they went on to live a long life. And Jack ended up dying on the island. That was his destiny. I want to hear him say he loves her. Oh, he did. I love you. Oh, gosh.

11:34It was so good. As I was watching it, Jenna kept walking in, our nine-year-old. Is it over yet? How long is this? What are you doing? Four and a half. Seven hours. I think it was, for real, I think it was four and a half hours. It was two and a half hours. But they had the two-hour recap before. So it was four and a half hours of Lost. So they had the recap. Thinking that, okay, so if you haven't been following us for the past six seasons, just watch this recap and then you can join us. They're really good at the recaps, though. I mean, they would have caught a lot of people up. Why didn't they do a two-hour Sopranos? Damn it. Yeah. No, it was, I mean, it's nuts to think for the last six years, I've been watching that show longer than I've known Todd, you know? Let's see if we can listen to this clip. And as you're driving in your car, let's see if you can listen to this clip and garner anything from it. This is Jack talking to his father, asking his father where they are. Woods, this will be great for you. You don't watch this show. His father is the one who Jack needed to see to get that connection to take him to the afterlife. And by the way, first, M1 Uli? Yeah. Hey, Mike? Yes. Hey, you guys are amazing, number one. Thank you. All of you. Woodsy, you crack limp every day. Thanks, brother. I'm here, too.

12:54No, just really quick, I've listened to Howard since I was 12, and he's leaving. And you're better. You guys are like, I don't even care anymore. Oh, wow. Thank you. I mean, not that I go online and download Howard for free or anything, but no. I love you guys. Thank you. Thanks. But my thing, Sienna, is that I think that Jack, I mean, I think it was a cop-out, the way they wrote the whole finale, is because... Did you guys ever see Jacob's Ladder? I did. It was years ago. Yeah, that movie is trippy. Trippy. That's what I think. I mean, because they never had to explain. The dad said everything that happened on the island happens. Wait, wait, wait. Don't give away what the dad says. It's the only other clip I'm going to play. My thing is that when I think what happened was Jack and Vincent were the only, this is my person. just so I don't have to get angry at the writers. Vincent is a dog. Okay. I think that Jack and Vince were the only survivors. And the reason I think that is the very first shot of the first show, Jack's in the bamboo forest and you see his eye. And that's when he sees Vincent and he goes out and that's when he sees the crash site and the whole story begins. But that's how the last, that was the last shot of the whole show. I think that, and his eye closed. I think that everything from that point on from when he walked up to the beach was basically.

14:16He was accepting his death. And I think that that's why if you rewatch the first season, it's always about Jack. He sees his dad. His dad's the one that takes him to the cave, and that's how they find water. It's always about Jack working through, you know, Jack wants to be a hero. And the very last show, once he gives up belief out of himself, he believes in Hurley. So that's when he accepts his death. And I don't buy the whole it's purgatory because... So Saeed was in love with that naive woman, his whole existence. No, I had questions about that too. Woods is leaning back in his chair. He doesn't understand. Yeah. Thank you. It's getting too deep. Yeah. One of the things is Evangeline Lilly, you played a clip of her like last week and she said, you know, just to give you a little, if I can give you a taste of what the finale is, it's going to be that it's. Very lost-like. As if, you know, it leaves you with questions. And so everyone's going to get different things from the ending. And you have to figure out what you think happened. So people will think different things. I don't. I wish they would just. Just show me everything. They gave me more than I thought they were going to. Do it like friends, man. Ross and Rachel get married. Yeah, but a lot of people don't believe in the purgatory and stuff like that. So they're like, well, I don't think that was it, you know. Here's Jack talking to his father, asking his father.

15:34where they're at. This is a place that you all made together so that you could find one another. The most important part of your life was the time that you spent with these people. That's why all of you are here. Nobody does it alone, Jack. You needed all of them, and they needed you. To go to the afterlife. Ironic that the show is called Lost and that's what I am. It was good. I mean, I could see why some people would be mad because you do. You want like a definite answer as to what happens. But I mean, I don't know. I liked it. Jack is played by an actor named Matthew Fox, who was on Jimmy Kimmel. You've said this a number of times that you knew what the ending was at the beginning. You knew what the ending to the show was.

16:41Were you telling the truth? Don't believe it. I knew the final image. I knew that the show would end with his eye closing, and I knew that he would die. Really? You knew that when the show very first started? Really? And I just hoped beyond hope that there would be redemption in that. I don't believe him. I heard an interview with Evangeline Lilly. Is that her name? Yeah. And she said none of them ever knew. They got their script like... Right before they filmed. They didn't know who was going to get killed off. Well, what he knew was that he was going to die on the island, I think. Because he knew, if he did know, that the last shot was going to be his eye closing. Because the very first episode started with Jack on the island. And the first scene was his eye opening in this bamboo field. The last scene of the last episode is Jack's eye closing. And then it's like, lost. Maybe it was a dream. No. Maybe the whole thing was a dream. Are you glad it's over? Yes. So is my wife. So glad. She's so, my wife is so glad. It's like a roller coaster. And it's just, your brain is exhausted. Maybe Jack, maybe Jack landed in a bamboo field and he ate some mushrooms and then nine years went by and he tripped and imagined the whole thing. It was a bit. It was a bit. My wife is glad that it's over because.

18:02She said that she thought that the show got bad a few seasons ago, but she was so invested she couldn't stop watching. Oh, me too. That's what scares me about those. Yeah, it's you're addicted. I have a few of those. So now she had to finish. A couple of other big things. The bassist for the band Slipknot died yesterday. Yes, he was found dead yesterday morning in an Iowa hotel room. He was 38 years old. So young. His body was found by staff members. The toxicology tests are going to be done today, so we'll find out why. But there's no, you know, they're not saying it's a normal or drugs or, you know. Didn't they, Woodsy, didn't Slipknot dress in scary masks? Yes, they are super scary guys. Yeah, but Sienna's showing me a picture. Terrifying masks. Terrifying looking dudes. That's the only picture they could get of me. They must have had, yeah. The picture that they put on the internet, by the way, is a picture of him with a mask. Looks like the angel of death. I think this is so people know better who he is. Well, yesterday, I guess, they're from Iowa. And so yesterday, the local radio station in Des Moines, where they're from, was doing a tribute to him and everything. You've got to wonder, what is it at 38? You die at 38. You know, it's very sad.

19:27We'll find out, I'm sure, by next week. Did you know that somebody pulled an airplane? By their eyelids? Ouch. Yes. Yeah. There's no way. How crazy is that? This is nuts. A 50-year-old Chinese martial arts expert. That's crazy. Yeah, he pulled an airplane for five meters by a rope hooked to his eyelids. That's so gross. This is creeping me out. It took him less than a minute to pull the half a ton aircraft for five meters, and apparently he's been practicing kung fu for 40 years, and he's done a bunch of different things. He's pulled a car with his eyelids. And he says, to be honest, I didn't even use my full strength. I think I could probably pull it three times the distance. I have built up the body strength to do this, but it's really dangerous, so don't do it at all. My question is, do they have to get a start on the thing, or does he do it from a standstill? I think it's from a standstill. He pulls it. I wonder if he can do that. Woods flips his eyelids over. It's scary. I don't like it. Stop it, Woods. You guys can't do that?

20:31I don't know if I can or not. I don't want to, though. I haven't tried since I've been like 10. It's my little creep out thing for little kids. I love it. Do the eyelids. Do it again. Do it again. Don't do it. Yeah. Such a good influence. Don't do it. I don't like it. Oh, that's scarier. What? Look what she's doing. Oh, my God. Ew, she pulled her eyelids back so you only see white. Ugh. This is so good for radio. She's lost her mind. Well, we do have a camera if you'd like to see us. That hurt a little bit. It's a little creepy this morning. MikeyShow.com. Go to MikeyShow.com. You can actually see us this morning in a camera. We do that every morning. Charger got arrested with 100 Vicodin pills. Oh, hello. A San Diego Charger got arrested with 100 Vicodin pills. Woodsy's going to tell you who it is in Woods on Sports next. For a few minutes while I educate your butt. Let your voice be heard. If you need any more reasons to get out and make the most of this time of year, your Jeep dealer has five great ways to get you into it. Feel the freedom of a legendary Jeep Wrangler Rubicon named four by four of the decade by the editors of Four Wheeler Magazine.

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28:49Okay. Lauren. I'm so scared of authority, so I start crying. Woods. I don't like to be tickled because I squeal like a little girl. Sienna. Look how fair my skin is. I got freckles. Get out of here. And Jay. This is a paid gig. I'm 100% in. On FM 94.9. It's called Synchronize by Solid Gold. Jay's picking the music today. Solid Gold. You want to know where to go? Give me the gold. There it is. What do you want? There it is. There it is. What do you want? There it is. Woods loves that clip. I don't think you'll ever get sick of it. Never. I like that one. Everybody see the leprechaun. Say yeah.

30:14Fantastic. The greatest. Fantastic. I just want a t-shirt with that guy on it to get me out of anything. 100% be like, there you go. Absolutely. That would work. Oh, that face is going in the new studio. I'm going to get it done. Absolutely. I'll get it to Jared. Let's get it like that. Obama poster. Watch, watch, watch. Watch, watch, watch. Watch on sports. We've got a few really cool stories today for you. So, well, this one not so cool. San Diego Charger safety Kevin Ellison was arrested in Redondo Beach, which I believe it's in L.A., right? Look at me, Mr. California. Yeah. On suspicion of possessing a controlled substance. He was arrested Monday with 100 pills of Vicodin. He was booked and released on $10,000 bail, played at USC. Weird. And started nine games for the Chargers in 2009. This may be a dumb question, but can't you get a prescription to Vicodin? You do. They said. He may or may not have a prescription, but 100 pills is way too much to have. No, doesn't a prescription come with like 30? I'm going to guess. Here's the deal. Because I know people that have, and you can call us, 570-1949, but you can get very large quantities prescribed to you if you have a condition. I've gotten a lot, yeah. But I believe that the way that you get arrested for it is that.

31:36It isn't your prescription. You don't have one or it's not yours. You don't have a prescription for it. If I have one that says Sienna Richards on it, Sienna Farrar, they're going to be like, sorry, pal, you're coming with me. You're dust. You're toast. They'll be like, you're cute. Yeah, you are cute. Nice cans. The deal with it, too, is that that kid, he's young. Yeah, he's a young kid. He started nine games for the Chargers in 2009 as a rookie. So it's a tough look, man. It's tough around here because Woodsy's a domer. He likes Notre Dame. And, you know, I like USC because my brother went to SC. And I don't wear any of the SC stuff around here, you know, because I know Woodsy would, you know, give me the really exclamation mark question mark if I wore that. The stink eye? Really all in caps and then bold and exclamation point question mark. Don't let him shave you out of it, Mike. If you own some, you should represent. That's what I was thinking. He knows better. I think it might be an issue if I wore that in here, you know? Big time. Well, also, I got to tell you, Mike, you'll appreciate this. The 16-year-old Xander Schaufle of Scripps Ranch was playing golf at the Barona Creek Golf Club in Lakeside when he accomplished something so rare that it's never happened on even the PGA Tour. What's that? Okay. I want you to walk through this with me. Okay. On consecutive holes, he scored a double eagle, a birdie, and an eagle.

33:04And the eagle is? Okay, so first of all, the double eagle is a two on a par five. So he hit a long drive, then hit his second shot and hold it. Oh, my. Two. Goes to the next hole. He did two of those. The next hole, he had a birdie. So he's one under there. Okay. One under on that birdie. And then his eagle is two under par. So he got it in and two on a par four. Bam! That's six under through three holes. How old is he? 16. Oh, my gosh. ungodly. Yeah. Did they have this on video or something? No, but he had a ton of witnesses with him because it was like with his golf team or whatever. Right. And it was insane. So that's 600 par and three holes. The odds on that double eagle are 12,000 to one. And then he shot a 67 for the day. He's 16 years old. Wow. Xander Shuffley from Scripps Ranch. That's unbelievable. So you think we'll be hearing a lot from this guy? One would imagine if he's 16 firing 67s, that's pretty good. Because you can't just have. A day like that, can you? And, dude, three holes in a row. Now, a lot of golfers have had that in a round, in 18 holes. Right. Like, let's say holes six, seven, and eight. That all happened in three holes in a row. Oh, my gosh. That's the really, really rare part of it, too. That's so awesome. I know. I loved it. Well, also, I guess Dwight Howard was probably listening to the Mikey show yesterday because he and the Magic decided to try and make a series out of it last night. They beat the Celtics 96 to 92.

34:27Series is 3-1 in favor of the Celts and is staying in Orlando for one more game at least. Also, the University of Michigan has dropped the hammer on themselves. They admitted to a series of violations in their football program. They're going to cut back practice and training time by 130 hours over the next two years. They've trimmed the number of their assistants from 5 to 3. And I think they have recommended putting themselves on two-year probation. Wow. Wow. Proactive move. Yeah, very, very, very. And finally, Lauren, the Philadelphia Flyers are in the Stanley Cup Finals. They'll be taking on the Chicago Blackhawks. That's all I got on that. Even though the Blackhawks were a real team. Yeah, real team. That's right. Uniforms and everything. Yeah. Let's see. 5701949 is our number. And you can text us 949mikey at gmail.com. M1 Matt from Escondido. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here, Mikey. What's going on? Hey, you know, I know Woods really likes that leprechaun video. And I'm wondering if you guys have seen the whoop whoop video from Detroit, Michigan. I have not. How do you look it up on YouTube? I like it already. You know, W-H-O-O-P, you know, twice. Whoop, whoop. W-H-O-O-P. Whoop. All right, we'll check it out during the break. Thank you, Matt. Thanks. Appreciate that. This is an interesting topic for you. It comes from Sienna's recap.

35:46As soon as I read it, I thought, this is going to spark some conversation. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Sienna said that, well, first of all, how old is your sister? I have two. One's 15 and one's 16. But this is my 16-year-old sister. You know that, Mike. She'll be turning 17 any day now. Sister Waverly. Sister Waverly. This one is Sister Avalon. Sister Avalon is different than Sister Waverly. Sister Avalon actually doesn't have the raspy voice that my mom and my sister and I have. Doesn't? No, she's got a pretty regular girl voice. So we're talking about Sister Avalon. And she's 16. Could or could not happen to you now. It won't happen to a 39-year-old man like myself. But for Sienna, who's 25, this is something that can happen from time to time. Is it? Well, what happened was her sister called her up and accused her of taking some of her stuff, right? Her clothes, yeah. She took some of my clothes. She called me mad and was like, did you come over here and take my dress? And I was like, okay, A, first of all, I'm 25 years old.

36:54I don't need to be wearing a 16-year-old's dress. Except sometimes I do. And B, I don't even live there. How about C, you're pregnant. Yeah, but they make those loose dresses. I could probably wear some of them. Some empire ways. Actually, I don't know if I can anymore. I have no idea what that... There was a lot of girl stuff happening right there. Sorry, sorry. But anyway, the thing that I thought was really funny about it, because Sienna was telling us, they... kind of getting into it. And I said, you know what's funny is that Sienna's a 25-year-old adult woman, married, baby on the way. She's an adult woman. But what was so funny about it to me is that it doesn't matter how old we get. If it's our sibling, we can mix it up like we're 10. Oh, yeah. For sure. Like we're 10. My brothers were just here for my surprise party that I just had. And me and my brother on Sunday, my oldest brother, Mark, and even on the way here. Even on the way driving here, because I talk to my brother driving to work almost every day. We mix it up like I'm 16 years old. How much older? He's 13 years older than me. Wow. See, it doesn't even matter. Because I'm a lot older than my sisters, and it doesn't even matter. We still have that sibling rivalry. Because you can fight with them, and you know that they have to love you at the end of the day. Yeah. When we hung up right now, I said, all right, I'll talk to you tomorrow. He goes, all right.

38:20Idiot. Yeah, bye-bye, idiot. We'll pick it up right where we left off. Jay. Yeah, my sister that's closest to me, we still have an ongoing fight that goes on. When I was probably four, I was climbing up over this fence because she took my toy gun and put it up in the tree. And while I was up there, she wrapped my shoelace around the top of the fence. And I jumped to go for the gun. And I swung over. Well, she was young, too. We both didn't know what we were doing. I swung over and hit my head on a concrete block, a cinder block. 43 stitches, something in my head. Oh, my goodness. She quickly, of course, untied my shoelace and carried me in. She felt horrible. She killed you. But she blocked it out of her memory. She's like, nope, you just got your feet hung up in there. I'm like, no, I'm pretty sure. And still these days, back and forth. No, I would never do that to you. Same sister who did hit me in the head with a shovel three times. Now, the most interesting part about that to me is the revision of history. Because that's what siblings will do. I didn't do that. Siblings will rewrite history. Give it some time. No, I mean I'm being them. Oh, yeah. I was going to say that. You go, I didn't do that. I don't know what you're talking about. You go, oh, you know what? Maybe I dreamt it. You're crazy. You must have dreamt that. Yeah, you get that one too. Am I? Yeah, am I? I remember all right. My brothers used to do this thing when I was like five.

39:46In our house on the carpet, we used to have those plastic mats. 70s, plastic, clear plastic mats. Like walkways? Yeah, walkways. Go in the hallway, on the carpet. If you flip them over, they have the little spikes. That's weird, a Latino that has that in the house. Yeah, can you imagine? It's so odd. I can't even believe it. Yeah, we had that in the house. And my brothers would wait until I would go out in the front yard and play barefoot. And then they'd turn it upside down. No! Mikey! Mikey! I'm running in. They still do it to you? Dude, those things hurt. Yeah, except that now when I bring it up, they go, that didn't ever happen. Yeah. Really? It didn't? I don't remember that. We have five kids in my family, and we go back. My parents live in New Jersey. When I go back for a holiday or something, if we're all under the same roof, I swear I become eight years old again. Do you? I will storm up to my room and cry and be like, we always do this. It's crazy. It's so funny. We don't at all, my brother and I. Yeah, right. My brother and I are like, we are like best pals. Now? Now. You guys don't ever get into him. You don't bully him around? Never. He's like, dude, he's bigger than me now. I mean, I used to beat the crap. He hit me in the hip with a metal baseball bat. I threw him down wooden stairs, threw him into a dryer. I used to hold his head in the toilet, flush the toilet. But he is, without a doubt, my best friend in the whole world. We have not had a crossword in probably.

41:15Eight years. 570. You guys don't even bicker about stupid stuff. We love, I mean, I love that kid. See, I love mine, obviously, too, but you still bicker. Still fight. You guys, I bicker with everybody. I don't bicker with my bro. 570-1949 or 949mikey at gmail.com. What I'd love to hear from is the oldest. M1 Woods brother. Yeah. Yeah. I want to hear from the oldest person that still does the, especially like what Lauren was describing. So what would that be about? What would bring that on? Like, when we go back there, there's only one car for all the kids to use, you know? And, like, we live close to Philly. Detroit, Seattle. My parents live close to Philly, so it was like, the last time we were back, it was like, okay, do we want to spend the day, like, just around here, maybe go to the Jersey Shore, which is like 45 minutes away, or drive to Philly for a half an hour? It's like, how do we want to spend our, like, one day that we all have? to go. Sure. It's always up to my sister. What's your oldest sister? My older sister, yeah. That's me. She is the oldest in the family, right? No, she's the second oldest. My brother's the oldest. Brad? No. How many are in your family? Five. Oh my gosh. It was Keith, Carly, Lauren, Stacy, Brad. Wow. Yeah. But yeah, Carly will be, it's always up to Carly. Like we always used to say, we used to call her, I hope she's not listening. Is she the one that lives here? Yeah. Okay. We used to call her Mouth because it was like.

42:40She was always the loudest. It was like, whatever she wanted to do. So it just comes back to that. It's like, whatever she does. It's so great. I'm so sick of it. Because Lauren's 29. How old is your sister? 32. And it's still, it'll still be that way. So I ended up not going anywhere. I was like, I'm just going to stay here and I'll just watch movies. Question. When you would react that way as a kid, like when you were 14, what was Carly's reaction to your reaction? Is that what she would do? Oh, yeah. Her and my brother would just crack up. I'd be like, I hate, oh. And what does she do now? Same thing. Same thing. They revert. They regress. We totally regress. It's embarrassing. You know what you need to do? Next time you go, you need a big time everybody and just rent a car. You'll be like, yeah, I'm going to go to the shore. I'm going to do what I want to do. I'm doing that. It's like $40 a day. I'm doing that when I go back. It's totally worth it. It's hysterical. You do not want to fly home being a grown adult and then be a prison. I will go home. My mom will be like, what time are you going to be home? I'm like, whenever I get home, I'm 35. And she's like, can you get in by 10? I'm like, get in. But we rented a car between like four of us. We all flew in from California. We're like, oh, we'll just rent a car and we'll all split the cost. But I was like, we're splitting the cost, but we go where she wants to go. Wow. Same thing happened this weekend.

44:04And I hope none of my family's listening. Aren't they all? Yeah. Well, they live in Arizona. My two brothers live in Arizona, but they sometimes listen online. But same thing. Everybody will complain about how we always do what so-and-so wants to do. I'm so that person that gets to do what I want. Yeah, me too. And my brother, my oldest brother was like, you know, I kind of want to define the word compromise. Compromise means when you do something that you don't necessarily want to do. And I'm just sitting there. This weekend? Oh, yeah. This weekend? Yeah, we were going to Hash House. Give me the whole thing. How old are you all? I am 39. My oldest brother, Mark, is 13 years older than me. So he's 51. 52. 52. And Steve is eight years older than me. So he is 47. 47. So these are grown adult men with children. Families. Adult children. Damn near senior citizens. Absolutely. Absolutely. Early bird specials. Early bird specials in the house. It's true. And this was how this went down. This is what caused the stir. They're going to.

45:16Come and pick me up for breakfast. And I'm going to ride with my brother Mark, his daughter, and his wife. I'm going to ride with them over to Hash House. Delicious. My brother Steve is in another car with my mom and dad and my aunt. Okay? Okay. Now, I don't want to drive. Why? Because I'm a little kid inside, and we're all grown-up little kids. I don't want to drive. You want to ride with the fan. But you're the one that lives here and knows where you're going. That's what they said. You just wait. You just wait, Sienna. So I want to go with my brother Mark and my niece and his wife. Your sister-in-law. Yeah, my sister-in-law. That's who I want to go with. And Steve, the understanding is, this is what I understand it to be, is that Steve is going to drive my mom and dad and my aunt. All right, they're here. Let's go. I open the door. It's Steve. And he goes, hey, dude, I don't know where we're going. And so I'm just going to ride with Mark and Joanne and Jen. And you can drive mom and dad and blah, blah, blah. And I go, nope. And now this is our dynamic. This is our dynamic. Okay. In our family, Steve is older than me, but I call him my little brother, Steve.

46:39OK, I call him my little brother, Steve, because I there was when I was 17 when I would. He used to beat me to a pulp when we were kids. I mean, he used to beat me to a pulp. But when I was 17, I fought back. I beat him up one time physically. And after that, he was subservient. Oh, my God. Have I ever told this story? It only takes one time. Yeah. And so and so. But. subservient but with mouth, okay? So he's always like, what are you talking about, man? Like, that's always the deal. Wow. I love to see this. And my reaction to it is always like total calm and like, no, we're not doing that. And so he comes and he wants to do it in a real laid back, like totally, yeah, so, yeah, I don't know where we're going. So, you know, you drive, you know, you drive mom and dad. Totally understandable. Right. Yeah. And I go, and I go, nope. And now the reason that I said no is because it wasn't my understanding. It wasn't your plan. This was not, well, it had already been discussed, not with him, but it had already been discussed. This was the way it was laid out. I feel like I'm looking in a mirror right now. Right. So I go like this. So I go, no, it's easy. You follow. It's easy. Follow us. And he's like, now, when you think about it, you know following. It's the worst. It is the worst, but there's, okay, okay. I'll hear your argument, counsel.

48:08You're right. For about 30 minutes? Yeah, good solid 30, 40 minute drive. For sure, for sure. On the freeway. On the freeway, down through Hillcrest. Crazy California drivers. There's no parking down there at all. For sure. It's doable. It's doable. Okay, okay. This is not, this isn't brain surgery, okay? But I understand where you're coming from because Steve gives the same argument. He goes, No, dude, I'm not going to follow. You're going to lose me. I don't know where I am. I'm from Arizona. I don't know. And I'm like, really? He got on an airplane to come here. You can drive him. Don't even. Let me tell you. Let me tell you. There's nothing worse than getting on a plane. Don't even start. 100%. Same guy, Steve. Same guy. So Jennifer's flying, my niece, flying back to Arizona on the same flight with him. She goes, can I get a ride home with you? He goes, yeah, 20 bucks. What? He's kidding. He's joking. Not a lot. He goes, need gas. Got to drive you to Chandler. I got to get back to Scottsdale. 20 bucks. He's kidding. She goes, no, no, I'm not going to. He goes, all right. He's not kidding. So you know what she did? She drove back.

49:27with Mark and Joanne so that she's like, I'm not paying. It's principle for her. She's so stuck. She reminds me of LOB. She's stubborn. She's like, I'm not going to pay it. So she forfeited her flight? To drive with her parents. Shut up. How old is your niece? Because she wasn't going to pay Steve $20 for gas to drive her to Chandler so that he could drive back to Scottsdale. You realize your family's insane, right? Insanity. Oh, we all are. Insanity. Yeah, I guess you could say everybody's family's. Wow. Insanity. Insanity. That's one of the greatest. And by the way, guess what? He followed us to Hash House and somehow did it. Somehow pulled it off. He somehow made it. And you didn't drive, Mike? Was he fuming? Absolutely. Mike sat in the back seat with his iPhone just chilling. Surfing the internet. Twiddling your thumbs. I sat in the back seat and I enjoyed it. After your lovely surprise party that was thrown for you which your family flew in for. I enjoyed a wonderful conversation with my brother whom I never get to see. Since you can't do it while you drive. That you talk to every day. For an hour. For an hour? Every day.

50:36You don't go off the plan. You stick with the plan. The plan was. Steve maybe didn't know it. He wanted to make you feel alive. He did. Really? You know your boy. I don't like changing plans. No! We got a plan. We're sticking with the plan. I kind of agree. Weird. That's right. Hey, listen. L.O.B. is very structured as well. Am I? You guys know what the Scram X ankle tracker is? Nope. Do you guys know what that is? Mm-mm. What do you, Will? Find some interest in this. Has to do with alcohol, all right? Me? I don't even drink. No, I know, but you'll... No, I didn't mean it. You know what I mean. Like, it's one of those deals where... Like rubbing alcohol? No. We'll find... Lauren and I will find interest in it. Yeah. These are the booze hounds on this show. Especially this one here. Well, I can't now. Scram X Acle Tracker. What? Lindsay Lohan just got ordered to have to wear it.

51:31And I'm going to tell you what it is, and there's a lot of stuff on that if you didn't hear what happened with her yesterday. I've actually never had one of those. Weird. You didn't? One of the few things I've never had. Had everything else. Never had that. Have you had the blow thing? You know that. The blow thing? It stalled in your car? Yeah, a year and a half. Thank you. Oh, those are the worst. And when you're on the phone, the person on the phone hears it taping? Try dating with it. Oh. It's a real treat. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. You have to blow into this device in your steering wheel for the car to turn over. Why don't they give that to everyone? I know. That's what I said, Lauren. So we'll do it next. This is the Mikey Show, FM 94.9. The service is hard to beat. Memorial Day is here. Celebrate by coming into DCH Honda of Lemon Grove for our red hot deals. Like the impressive 2010 Honda Civic Sedan LX Automatic with a lease payment of $69 a month plus tax. Just $69 a month for a brand new Civic Sedan LX on approved credit. And remember, at DCH, every customer gets our VIP $20 oil changes. Learn more at DCHHondaOfLemonGrove.com. That's DCHHondaOfLemonGrove.com. Or call 1-800-HONDA-CAR.

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59:08Pretty much stop and go traffic. It's in the teens right now. This report is also brought to you by McDonald's. It's back. Now, quench your thirst for less at McDonald's for a limited time. Choose from a variety of 42-ounce icy cold soft drinks, only 79 cents. That's a lot of refreshment for very little change. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. KBCT San Diego, Lincoln Financial Media Station, the new home of The Mikey Show. This is FM 94.9. I just had a thought about BP oil spill stuff. Yeah? Just had a thought about it. I think... You know how when you go to a... You know how when you go to restaurants, it's going to be the law that they have to tell you how much fat and calories is in stuff? Yes. I think that it should be a law that if you go to a restaurant... and they're serving anything that came from the Gulf, you should be notified. 100%. Because they're still fishing in the Gulf. No way. Yeah, there are parts. It's restricted in a percentage of the Gulf. But there's another whole big percentage that it's not restricted. I think I'll pass. But the problem is, how do we know? Don't eat seafood for a while. Really? Yeah.

1:00:42There's certain things I think that are indigenous to that area that you could maybe avoid. Crawfish. Shrimp. Shrimp. But... You're going to quit eating vodka penne? Yeah. Fine. Vodka penne. With shrimp. Shrimp. With the shrimp. The Italia. I recommend it. Amazing. Just get some chicken instead. Yeah. There's got to be shrimp that don't come from there. Oh, yeah. There is. But the problem is with the currents, like... That's the thing. That's the thing. You're not going to be safe. Disgusting. But isn't the... No, no, no. This may be a stupid question, but wouldn't the oil kill the fish? No. No? Not if it's in small amounts. Just coats it real good. Oh, gosh. Delicious. But they're eating stuff that's eating the oil. What if they... It's gross. It's just filthy. I don't want to eat that. And I wish that I knew it. I wish I would go to a restaurant and it says, Gulf, penne, blah, blah. Yeah, so you know. And there's an asterisk next to it. And then at the bottom of the menu, I read that asterisk and it says, this particular fish was caught in the Gulf of Mexico. That's all I want. So what are you going to do then? Not eat it. I won't eat it. So just don't eat it. The shrimp are eating worse than oil as it is. Bottom feeders. I would be okay if I was eating shrimp that came from somewhere else.

1:02:10I just don't eat it for a while. Really? Yeah, just pass. Wouldn't you feel fine eating shrimp that came from somewhere else, though? Yeah. I don't care. You don't care about any of it? Dude, I licked a $20 bill. I don't care less. That's right. That's disgusting. You want oil coursing through your veins? Yeah, it'd be fine. Woods licked a $20 bill to show us, like, hey, listen, I'm not scared of all this dumb stuff. I'm not a germaphobe. I'm not a germaphobe. I don't care. Me? It creeps me out. I don't want any part of gross stuff. So I'm going to tell you, I'm going to play you this thing of what this ankle bracelet is, the Scram X. Scram. Yeah, see? Yeah, Scram. This is a guy that works for the Scram X Corporation, AJ Giggler. This is what Lindsay Lohan's wearing? Yeah, this is what they ordered her to wear, and this is what it does. There's sensors built into the system, the entire backside of the system, that will be able to tell if any obstruction is placed between the wearer and the scram system. Now, yesterday, Lindsay Lohan got sentenced, and the judge wasn't messing around. Her name is Marsha Revel. That's the name of the judge, and she wasn't messing around. And I know that probably Lindsay Lohan's lawyers and stuff were probably pissed. Lindsay was probably mad.

1:03:32The bottom line is, sweetheart, you've been given lots of chances. Tell you what, those females will take less pity on you in the judicial system. Right. Female judges. Just take your medicine like a man and walk out. Yeah, they're like, I don't want to see any of these tears and any of that stuff. And this is all from 2007, the drinking and driving case she was in. And she was recently skipping alcohol education classes, which you can't do. Can't do it. She was supposed to be in court last week, but she was in France at the film festival. Oh, my God. There was a warrant out for her arrest. She, you know, paid bail and got out of it. So yesterday was her court date, yesterday morning. She will, as a condition of remaining out on bond, drink no alcohol, have a scram device put on within 24 hours of today's proceedings, submit to random drug testing at the rate of one per week. That was one of the deals. How long, does it say? Did they say how long she's got to have it on? I'm not sure. House arrest, basically. Is it house arrest? I think it's a...

1:04:40I wonder what the stipulations are of how far she can get away from her home. We'll find out. Just to remind you, you're not allowed to drink any alcoholic beverage. The scram device has to be on you within 24 hours. I'm ordering random drug testing locally. I'm just not saying where at this time so that perhaps you'll have an opportunity to go there without a following. But I am going to order that you call the... I'm going to give... the name and number to your lawyer, but you must call to set up the appointment and you must keep the appointment if failure to show for random drug testing is the same as a dirty test to the court. You are to attend all scheduled alcohol classes at the rate of one a week. Do you understand and accept the conditions if you remain not on bail? Yes, sir. That's a good answer. It's a good answer, Lindsay. I mean, hey, she just skated. Jail time. So, I mean, she should be on her knees. This is Lindsay's attorney. Ms. Lohan has a number of upcoming photo shoots as well as continuing to film a movie in Texas. Her attorney is talking to the judge. The scram device would interfere with all of that work. Price to pay. You made your bed. It just shocks me. It shocks me.

1:06:09That the attorney even thought it was a good idea. No kidding. To say it. Court doesn't intend to change it. And I'm prepared to make a record if you would like me to do so. So first of all, let me find out, are you objecting to the conditions or accepting them? We'll accept the court's conditions. Yeah, I think that's a good idea. Yeah, I love the judge going, yeah, we're not changing it. Right. Just so you know. She thought she'd throw in the old, just so you... Just so you realize, she is a celebrity. Just famous. So there are exceptions that should be made for my client. Just so you realize, my client's doing something called a motion picture. Maybe you've heard of that. Your Honor, did you ever see Freaky Friday? What about Mean Girls? Same girl, just FYI. Okay. Your Honor, do you have children? Yes, I do. Do you have a daughter? Yes. Has she ever seen the movie Freaky Friday? Parent Trap? Sounds like it's not my problem. Have she ever gotten enjoyment from one of those films? Yeah, the judge is like, I don't want to hear any of it. Lindsay Lohan was photographed in a hotel room where there was cocaine in the background. That was in France. And was asked about it. Yeah, she was at the film festival there. The picture's online, and it looked like there was cocaine in that picture. Was that cocaine in those photographs?

1:07:34It's interesting because... You would think that if somebody walked out of the room and asked to take a picture with you, that just good judgment would say, sure, let's take a picture right here. In the hallway. I will say, though, I've seen a lot of, not a lot, but as much as I can see not having a TV footage of her on like extra and stuff like that. She's always very cooperative with paparazzi and people that want to take her pictures and stuff like that. She is because she has a history of running from them. accidents happen and happening as a result of her running from. So now her philosophy has turned into, well, I'll take a picture, which I think is probably a good idea. I can't stand paparazzi. I think they're terrible. But even just like people, Lindsay, Lindsay, and she'll go, okay, okay. Yeah, which I think is fine. The poor judgment I think is, hey, I tell you what. Yeah. First of all, I don't necessarily believe the story.

1:08:56Just the story that she's giving for it. No, no, no. I was in a room where there was Coke on the table in the picture. But the reason is because somebody asked me if I'd come in the room and take a picture. By take a picture, I think they mean do a bump. Yeah. I think that's what they meant. Yeah. Yeah. Would you come in and do a bump with us? I wasn't looking around the room. I just thought I was taking a picture with a fan. And I recently have heard about these photos. And no. So I wouldn't know what was in the room. It's none of my business was in the room. You're right. That's why. Unabomber could have been in there. I would have been fine with that. Maybe that's why you don't go in the room. You don't know what's in the room. I feel bad for her. I feel bad for her, too, in this way. In this way. I feel bad for her. I feel bad for her in the same way that I feel bad for Jesse James in that they can't get out of their own way. And I've been there. I've been a guy that can't get out of my own way. And so I have a compassionate heart for people that can't get out of their own way. Because it seemed like she was doing great for a while. Like she was finally turning around and now she, you know, was missing these alcohol classes and then all downhill from there. I'll tell you what, man, when it comes to the court system, take it from one who knows, you don't skip those. You don't skip those. You don't skip pee tests. You don't skip any of that stuff, man. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to.

1:10:17miss your community service i mean it's one of those things where you want to learn about tcb man take care of business that's where you got to do it because they do not mess around my other uh the other thing that bums me out about lindsey is that the only way and i'm a recovering alcoholic and the only way that i got sober was by at some point coming to a realization man i got an issue here yep but if you don't think that you have an issue and you actually do that's that's always going to be a problem are you prepared to go into rehab i i don't see why i would even have to do that considering i've been in compliance with everything that everything that occurs when you're in a course system for two duis you go through the process of going to your classes and there's many other things that go with that um and

1:11:14I don't see why that would even be a question. The only person that suggested such things is my father, who clearly isn't sane. Yes. I feel bad. I mean, it's just crazy that we can even hear that audio. You know, like, really? Do we need to be in the courtroom, too? Mm-hmm. You know, I just read an article in The New Rolling Stone about Robert Downey Jr., and it didn't get worse than that guy. It just wasn't. There wasn't anybody that was a bigger train wreck. And I mean, crack, heroin, firearms. name it for years and years and years and you look at what that guy's been able to do yeah it what a testament you know to to the human spirit and and and you have to hit bottom and she is still in that stage where she's spiraling and she hasn't hit it yet she just i mean wrecking a car finding cocaine on her in the jail that happened years ago still hasn't hit it that's nuts and you know you can only Very few people, I would say, it's probably a pretty good generalization, get sober based on the judge telling them to do so. Yeah. Like, you need to go to these classes. Great. You go to the classes because you have to. And then you're angry. Yeah. I don't belong here. Yeah. Losers. Honestly, I feel like a big reason she keeps spiraling is because of her dad. And people keep interviewing him and letting him talk. And it's like, if anyone has any sympathy and wants to see her improve, stop talking to her dad. Stop letting him talk. And the other big...

1:12:40issue with it and this is anybody like you know anybody that's uh actively using drugs or or getting wasted and you have a problem uh part of it is friends because the friends enable it and now it's really important to understand the definition of enabler what is that what's an enabler an enabler is somebody That helps you to do something wrong. That's the definition of an enabler. It's somebody that helps and facilitates you. Just have one shot. It's not a big deal. Doing something wrong. That's an enabler. Yeah, so her friends, it's bad to be with the friends too because the friends aren't helping it. You don't have a problem, Lindsay. Everyone parties when they're young. Yes. Yes, that's the bit. But the thing is, she ain't so young anymore. How old is she? 23. She's younger than me. I guess she's young. 23. I guess you think she's been in the spotlight since she was 10. Yeah. I mean, it's a long time in that spotlight and that spotlight's pretty bright. I'll tell you this. America loves a great comeback story. They do. So if Lindsay Lohan can clean up people, she's a beautiful girl. She's so pretty. So close. So many times. If she cleans up, man, people will be all in. She's a good actress. She is. She just stays out of her own way. I would be all in. Eat a few more sandwiches. It's true.

1:14:04Maybe go in the sunlight. That's right. A couple Hello Dollies. Go back to your natural hair color. Yep. Hey, do we have Tuesday Tutors ready to go? Uh-huh. You want to do some Tuesday Tutors? Yeah. I want to. Okay, now, here's the idea behind Tuesday Tutors. We're going to be asked questions that go to kids right now between the ages of K and 8th grade. We did it once, and we just sucked at it so bad that we thought it would be funny to do it. Now, the brilliance of it is you listening and you're driving to work and you're like, see if I know anything. Good luck. Good luck. Because it isn't easy. Do we have the right answers? Yeah. Oh, good. Yeah. What do you got, Sienna? Who was the first American to orbit the Earth? Mike. And let's do it like that. Oh, is that what we're going to do? Yeah. You know, say your name. Are we going to sign a point value and just keep raising it? Really? All right. Good. Sorry.

1:15:02This is for the kids. Oh, yeah, for the kids. For the kids, Woodsy. Okay, good. I love kids. Who was the first American to orbit the Earth? Michael. Mikey. Buzz Aldrin. Wrong. Who was it? Any other guesses? Anybody else? Gosh, I don't know. I went to the moon as well. I mean, I didn't personally go to the moon. You did? No. When did you do this? I thought about the guys that walked on the moon. My head. Wait, what? What just happened? What just happened? That was going to be my, that was where my head was going for her. Oh, okay. John Glenn is the answer. Oh, we should have known that. Right stuff. Which of the following is the hottest planet? Mars, Venus, Uranus, or Mercury? Mikey. Venus. Yeah, Mikey. Wow, how do you know that? I was going to say Uranus. Appreciate it. Still have a good time, right? All right, here's a tough one, you guys. This is tough for me at least. What is the standard unit of measurement used for measuring force? Woods. Lauren. Woods. BTUs? British Thermal Units. No, no. What is the standard unit of measurement used for measuring force? J. J. PSI. No. Wow. Damn, great, great answer. That was. It sounded right. Do you have one? I don't know. You buzzed in. Acceleration force times. No, no. What is it?

1:16:28Newton. Oh. No, of course. That's Newton's law. They make good figs. Yeah, they do make delicious figs. They sure do. Figs. This is a word. That's what we know. We know fig newtons. The Mikey Show, a group of adults. Fig newtons. If you can look at my brain right now, the little pieces would be just grabbing at straws. Yeah. What do you know? Okay. A honeybee getting nectar or pollen from a flower is what kind of association? Oh, Mikey. What? Pollinization. No. First of all, that's not even a word. I know. It's not even there. It isn't. A honeybee getting nectar or pollen from a flower is an example of what kind of association? Some sort of reproduction, but I don't know which. The homeowners association. Symbionic? Nope. Pollination. He said pollinization. Oh, no. Mutualism. Oh, my God. These are impossible. Two organisms relying on each other. Okay. Look at the big brain on Brad. The big brain on Brad. You're smart. You guys will get this one, I think. Now, these are all questions that I had emailed to me from listeners who are parents from their children's homework. A bunch of big timers over there. K to eighth grade, right? Yeah. Is that Albert Einstein over there?

1:17:50So far, we're a D average if it was a bell curve. D average or F? F. F. We had one out of six or something. We've had, yeah, one out of six. One. Wow. Okay, I think you guys will get this one. I'll give you multiple choice this time. Okay. Since you need it. The North Star is which of the following? What? Polaris. Yeah, look. Wow. Wow. Big time. Big time. Who is the naturalist responsible for the theory of evolution by natural selection? Darwin. Wood's cheating. Wood's cheating, so I'm going to say Mikey. Charles Darwin. There we go. Okay, now this one, I'm going to confuse you a little bit. All right? Not me. I got a big brain. No, this is a different type of question. All right? Okay. So it may take a second. All right. Five hockey pucks and three hockey sticks. I hate these. Cost $23.

1:18:46Five hockey pucks and one hockey stick cost $20. No, this is it. It's not very long. I'll repeat it. Go ahead. I only have one of these for you guys. Five hockey pucks and three hockey sticks cost $23. That's the first part. Five hockey pucks and one hockey stick cost $20. How much does one hockey puck cost? Wait, say the second part again. Oh, that's awful. That's an awful, mean, that's a mean, awful question. Okay, I'll say it one more time. Five hockey pucks and three hockey sticks cost $23. Five hockey pucks and one hockey stick costs $20. How much does one hockey puck cost? What? What? $3. Nope. $4. Nope. No? Mikey. Mikey. $20. No. Jay? I stopped caring. $3.50. Damn, I was close. Yep, you guys are both very close. Awful, mean. It makes me vomit. I had like an algorithm set up. Let me tell you something. I would love to know what grade that went to. If that was an eighth grade question. That's algebra? No, I guarantee it's like fifth grade. That's insane to me. It's a word problem. How does a child figure that out? I'm 39. I couldn't figure that out. I couldn't even begin to start. You could if you were...

1:20:07Smart. You're correct. You're used to it. Last night, Jenna had homework and it was like 18 divided by 368. What's the estimation? Calculator. You can't use a calculator. Sure you can. I was like, I don't know. Does anyone in the room know what that even means? What's the estimation? The estimation is like... 0.6 something. No, the estimation is like your guess, kind of. Oh. Might as well be two. But it has to be close. Point six. Well, it's without having all the little decimal points in probably. Yeah. Kids are smart now. And she was like, no, Sienna, the estimation. I'm like, well, give me a calculator. I bust out the iPhone. She's like, you can't use a calculator. Can't I? It was funny. I was hanging out with a teacher and he said, yeah, he was telling students that, you know, you can't use a calculator because there's going to be times when you don't have a calculator. And they said, really? Because there's a calculator on my cell phone. Thank you. On my watch. When is there going to be a time that we can't use a calculator? When you're on a boat, maybe. He was like, you're right. You can't have a calculator on a boat? What, is that a new law?

1:21:08On a desert island. But you have to do math problems on a desert island. Yes, to figure out how many coconuts it's going to take to feed. Really? Honestly. I get it. They want you to be able to have basic skills as a human being. Maybe teach kids how to write these days. It's a good idea. Do you have any more or no? I have five more. I just want one. Give me one more. What is the only planet that has a day longer than its year? Mikey. What? Jupiter. No. Woods. Uranus. No. I just wanted to see it. Day longer than its year. Lauren. Earth on leap year? No. Woods. Pluto. No. It's not a planet. No. Woods. Mars. No. Mikey. Saturn. No, you guys. There's like no more planets. Saturn. No. Venus. Yes. Yes. You're so smart, Lauren. You're so smart. Well, women are from Venus, so she should know that. I'm from Mars. I'm better from Mars. Floyd Eclipse. Gosh darn it, those questions are hard. How do you get that last question? I was like the worst tired head ever. Gosh, I never want to do that bit again. What is Jay doing? What is Jay doing? What is he doing? What is he doing? Taking pictures of equipment? What are you doing? Trying to set my mic, my pee top. Hey, speaking of planets, let me file this next piece under get me off this one.

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1:33:25is the name of the song. That's Jay's pick. Oh my goodness. I didn't like that. It's called Running Man. It's a Mikey show. Welcome back. There are five people on the show. Myself and Woodsy and Lauren and Sienna and Jay and you, the M1. M1 is a Mikey show listener. And if you want to be a part of the M1 Nation, all you need do is when you call in, turn your radio down, get to the point and don't cuss. And listen for long periods of time to the Mikey Show. And the other thing you could do is go on to Facebook and join the Mikey Show fan page. There are currently 8,407 people on the Mikey Show fan page on Facebook. Also, monesite.com, which is a fan page, amazing fan page. M1 Danny does it. It's amazing. You can check it out. It's really good. But we love you. And being an M1 means that you make more M1s. Some really trippy stuff. They're selling the Amityville Horror House. The actual house that the movie was about. I've never even heard of it. Really? Up until, you know, when you guys just said that. Yeah. Well, Sienna's 25?

1:34:48Yeah. 25. They did a remake of it. In fact... Ryan Reynolds was in it. Yeah, Ryan Reynolds was in the remake. Oh, how did I not see that? He had a beard. He's shirtless. Yeah, the original one was in 79, the Amityville Horror. And now this five-bedroom Dutch colonial went on the market yesterday on Monday for $1.15 million. Well... The deal with it in the 70s movie, first of all, it's based on the book, The Amityville Horror. And it was just about people that moved into, you know, as a family, nice little family moves into this big, beautiful home. And it's haunted and creepy stuff happens and stuff like that. And you couldn't pay me enough to want to move into that place. Creepy old place. It's a real story. Yeah. I don't think it was haunted. It's like the Whaley house. They got slaughtered. They got slaughtered by one of their family members. Right, right, right. They did. But when. They moved into the house after said event took place. A bunch of creepy stuff happened in there. Ryan Reynolds starts going nuts in that movie. I want to watch it. I think I would like it. Because the guy gets creepy and he kills his family and everything. Because of the massacre that happened there? Is it like The Shining?

1:35:56Is that story about the guy that went crazy? No, you're right. It's similar to The Shining in that they believe that there was like spirits or something in that house that made that guy go crazy. Made my skin crawl. Built on an Indian graveyard, wasn't it? And you couldn't get me anywhere near any of those movies. Who would want to buy that? It's a cool looking house, though. Somebody that's into the genre, thinks it's cool because they have the house, that kind of deal. Maybe they would. pay for a little, like, tourist. Make it into a tourist attraction. That's what I say to that. Yeah, sure. The Whaley House has been there for a long time. It does well, you know? Yeah. The Whaley House is tamer. I want to go to that. Let's go on the ghost tour. Let's go. Maybe we'll do it one day Wednesday after the show. Yeah, for sure. I'll talk to you guys when you get back. You wouldn't go? I'll ask you all about it. You don't want to go? Keep me far enough. You can't keep me. Have you been? No. I went on a field trip to the Whaley house in, like, third grade, and they say, you know, you're not supposed to jump or step on the, like, ninth step because someone fell through and died. Yeah. And me, the really great third grader, was jumping on it. Of course. Causing a scene. Just cans bouncing up and down. I was in third grade. Exactly. That didn't happen until the fourth grade. Fourth grade. Come on, you know that. You know that. Dude, you know that Trent Reznor did an album at...

1:37:16Sharon Tate's house. Gross, weirdo. Bought it, rented it, whatever, and did his record there. I mean, I wouldn't set foot in that house. That's awful. Oh, it's so scary. Creeper. How about this? Dear Mikey, first of all, thank you guys for making me laugh every day. You guys are the best radio show in San Diego. I have a little situation at my house right now that I'm taking a lot of heat for, and I want to get your perspective on it. I married my wife when I was 18. We were having a baby. We now have two kids. I'm 23, and I want to enlist in the military to fight for my country. My father served in Vietnam, my grandfather in Korea. I was going to enlist when I was younger, but we were having the baby. I love my wife and kids, but I feel that this is what I was meant to do. Please help M1 Semper Fi. Wow, that's heavy. It is heavy. That's heavy. Thing is... I don't know, man. As I look at it, I say to myself, I think that it's really an honor, obviously, to fight for your country. Sure. I definitely think it's an honor to fight for your country. I think it's just the timing of how this has gone down that's the problem. Those are little kids. Yeah, little kids. And if this guy was single, it wouldn't even be a question in my mind. Have a ball. I say, bro, go for it.

1:38:44But the fact that he has children and a wife, I think that the obligation has to be them first. But I'm sure she must have known that that was probably part of the deal when she met him in high school, if that's when they met. Could be. Because, you know, he said that his dad and grandfather died. No, not didn't die. Oh, fought. Yeah, that's that's if I were in that situation, if I were his wife, I'd be like. No way. No way. But like you say, Mikey, your first obligation is to God above all else. Maybe this guy feels like his first obligation is to his country. I think it's so admirable of him. Yeah. And I think, you know, I mean, granted, I wish we had, as usual, I wish we had more info about, you know, kind of what he does because the military can provide a really good lifestyle for he and his family. Granted. If he gets home safely and everything, you know, everything goes as to plan. But.

1:39:45Man, leaving the wife and kids for at least, what, four years at least and enlisting, that's tough. But don't you also want your husband and your dad to have a life that he loves and be able to follow that dream that he's always wanted to? Probably since he was little, you wanted to fight. Whoa. What if you wanted to fart? Awkward. How do you let him fart then? Oh, wow. Just let him fart. If you love him, you let him fart. Aren't there a ton of military families that... do just that though yeah there are but they but but that situation is very unique in that maybe a lot of those families where that's what they're living right now they got married they had kids and he goes and he fights usually i mean i'm sure there are families in that situation but usually the women you know meet the guys once they're already enrolled that's what i was thinking it's a different situation you meet a guy You get married, you have kids, and then he's like, hey, listen, I want to do this. I mean, is there an argument to be made that maybe his choice is selfish? No, because he's willing to die for his country. Yeah. So I say it's not selfish at all. From the wife's point of view, she may think so. Yeah, from her point of view. Yeah. You're going to leave me here with the kids, you know? Like, these are your kids, too. Maybe that's why he's enlisting. No.

1:41:03that he wants to get for a while. Hey, listen, I don't know if you've ever seen the movie, if Woodsy just saw Hurt Locker. Yeah, I was just going to read the quote from the beginning of that movie. What is it? It says, the rush of battle is often a potent and lethal addiction, for war is a drug. Now, that more applies to somebody like in the Hurt Locker that's been there and wants to go back, and that's the life that they've become accustomed to. But I think if he's always had that, like, my... My grandfather did it, my father did it, and I need to have it. I need to have it. I want it. I'm sure he heard stories growing up, you know, how great it was. He maybe thinks that's his calling. I mean, I think he says. I would say, you know, listen, you guys got pregnant when she was 18, and that's okay. I mean, well, let me rephrase. I don't think that it's okay for you to, I don't know if they were married or not. If they were married, I say, yeah, it's great. If they had the kid out of wedlock, I'd say, no, that's not OK. But it doesn't mean that you can't make the right calls now. OK, so they got married. They did the right thing. That's great. But part of the right thing, I think now, would be to take care of your wife and take care of your kids and be there for them. Because I think that kids interpret love as time. Sure. So does a wife.

1:42:22And a wife. That doesn't mean that guys that have to leave their wives are not loving their wife. I'm not saying that. It's just that there are choices that are being made all through it. What choices are you going to make? Well, this is definitely a choice for him. I mean, it's a choice. He hasn't been drafted. You know, he is choosing to enlist because that's what he feels he... At a time of war. Yeah. Impending that he will. That's what he feels that he was put on this earth to do. Yeah. So I got to give the guy props because I can't do it. I feel like it's a cool thing kind of. I don't know. At first I was like, oh, trust me, I would be heartbroken. But it's also like I would never want. to keep Todd from doing something that he felt like he was meant to do. Also, I would just hope that I would be able to support him and help, and then everything would work out. You know, you could always only hope for the best. Yeah, well, if he does this, and if this were to happen to you, you'd basically be a woman who would be like, wait a second, so you're making a choice to essentially, for a period of time, have me be a single mom. Or possibly. A widow.

1:43:34Possibly. I mean, it's a possibility. Worst case scenario, obviously. Worst case scenario. Now, there are a lot of women right now that their husbands are away. Deployed. That are deployed, and they're thinking to themselves, hey, listen, this is what comes along with it. That's what comes with the territory, yeah. But what would you think if it was a conscious choice? Yeah. M1, Grunt from North County. Hey, man. What's going on, dude? I want you to do me a favor. Take me off the air in a minute. I'll give you my phone number and message you to the kid. I'm a Marine, been in 17 years. I'm an infantryman. I am not a recruiter. I will not BS this kid. All right? I'll give him plenty of information. I'll talk to his wife if I have to. I'll give them the information to make an educated decision. Like I said, I'm not a recruiter, but I am a Marine. Right on. That sounds good, dude. That's the key in educated decision, the pros and the cons. You know, I may be going out on a limb here. I'm going to assume.

1:44:35That this kid has, you know, he has probably checked into it. Oh, yeah. I mean, dude, it sounds like this was his dream forever. Yeah, I'm sure he knows a lot about it. It sounds like, hey, I was, he was probably on the cusp of enlisting. And then, bam. Mistake. Yeah. No, don't say babies in marriage is a mistake. No, no, no, no. But, like, that's to him. Maybe it was something great. Different word. Yeah. Accident. That's what my parents called me. Yeah, me too. That was an accident. Oops. There it is. Or did it just say it happened at a young age? It said we had the baby at 18 and then we got married. Yeah. M1 Michael from La Jolla. Hey, good morning. What up? Hey, a little bit of wisdom from a man. Any man that I've ever known that's been successful, the one main regret he's always had in his lifetime is not being there for his kids. And once this kid had these kids, basically...

1:45:34His life shifted from himself and what he wants to what's most important for his kids and his family. So even though it's noble and it's often that he wants to do this for his country, I think that he should take that energy, that Semper Fi, and do that for his family, not for our country. I think that there is really something to be said for that. That there's something really, really noble and honorable in raising great kids. And being there with your your kids and being a part of their lives. I get the feeling like maybe he feels feels bad, you know, because like he let his dad and grandfather down. You know, I think that's probably a big part of it. But I think maybe that's great, though, because you know what, though? I like that you said that because that kind of goes along with that thing that we talked about the other day. OK, so who is the priority? Mom and dad or my spouse? And you know me. He probably feels like it's a legacy that he's going to break. Oh, totally. But I mean, you know me. In my world, it's like wife. Well, my first priority is God. Then my wife. Then my kids. Then, you know, extended family. You know what I mean? Woodsy. I got a devil's advocate for you. All right. And this is not meant to be disrespectful, rude, anything. Yeah. God tells you, I need you in Burma to do missionary work. Yeah.

1:47:01You go? Yes. See, because maybe that's what he feels. That's maybe what he's got. It's a higher calling. It's his higher calling. Now. And I'm reading into it, obviously. Totally. But I'm just trying to get your... And this is where it becomes very difficult because a lot of people go, you know, God's telling me to blah, blah, blah. We've talked about this before. We've heard stuff in the news, though. of whack jobs where they're like, God told me I needed to drive my car with my kids into a lake. Yeah, for sure. And they're nuts. Okay. Exactly. And so for me, I got to go, okay, well, the only thing that I have to go on about of God is scripture. So I got to like, check it out and go, does it match up? Right. But I don't know that I'm going to find this piece of scripture that's like, you need to leave your wife today. And verse nine is like, go to Burma. And verse 10 is like, you know, do missionary work. No, I get you. I'm just trying to put in perspective. I think part of me feels for this guy because he has something. He has a dream that is attainable. Yeah. And.

1:48:05Do you ever want him to resent his wife and kids because he's like, man, you guys really stood in the way of me accomplishing what I was meant to do. Now, he goes over. He does his tour. Everything's great. Maybe he comes back. He's got he's basically stable and set for a better life for everybody. He's a better dad. Your kids, if they if you had to go do something, would be mortified. It would be awful. but it's not like you're going to open a bar in Cabo San Lucas. You know what I mean? Well, what if that was your dream? Yeah, I mean, we've talked about this too. What if your dream was, I want to be a bass player for a band, and your wife's like, really? You know, we kind of have bills to pay. If we have bills to pay, what are we going to do? And he could be opening up. pandora's box i mean you don't just go do your tour everything's fine and dandy i mean he could have mental effects he could become okay now i want to be now i'm enlisted now i'm like i'm hardcore into this and he could the the life that he knows it could no longer exist what wood said was he has a dream that's attainable i think you know what i mean and and

1:49:20Being a bartender, if you don't have money already, you know, to be able to buy the bar, to do that kind of stuff, if that's your dream, then that's not really an attainable dream right now. Devil's advocate to your devil's advocate. Okay. You said. I want to raise you, too. I'm going to raise you. I'll see that and I'll raise you, too. I'll see you and raise you. So your deal was, well, man, dude, what if he doesn't do it and he ends up resenting her because he didn't get to fulfill this dream that his family did? Okay. We can also flip the coin. And say, what about her? So she goes, absolutely. Go ahead. Have a ball. And then what she has to do is tend to these kids by herself. Right. And do all this. And all the while she's going, thanks for that conscious decision that you made. Because right now my kids, we're in the OR right now. Or the ER right now. Because he just fell off. Our seven-year-old just fell off the monkey bars. And he's crying for daddy. And I got to explain, well, daddy wanted to do a grandpa. And I know it's a noble cause and everything, but I'm also a single parent here dealing with issues. It's like it's like it's like it's a massive conundrum. I mean, yeah, daddy's not here. Daddy's fighting for your freedom.

1:50:35I mean, it's rough. Great, where's Daddy? Great, where's Daddy? Yeah, but sometimes Daddy's not always going to be there, though, you know? Even if Daddy is here, Dad may be at work and you can't get a hold of him. His cell phone isn't ringing or something like that, and you have to tell the kid. I mean, it sucks, but... M1 Michelle from Julian. Hey, guys, how are you doing? Hi. I'm a military child. I was raised in the military. My dad's a Marine. This isn't just about... The support, this is a paycheck in an economy where young adults have one of the most staggering unemployment rates. This is a smart decision for his family. There's so much support for the military wives out there right now. She's not going to be alone, but she's going to have a stable paycheck. Sure, they don't make much money, but he's really thinking about them in all honesty because he says, I have a paycheck coming if I do this. Here's a good point. To that, though, Michelle, here's a good point to that is this may be a financially better decision. But my question to you would be, which is more important, your family and the upbringing of children or money? Well, you know, it's kind of a double-edged sword because, you know, you want your kids to have food on the table.

1:52:00You want to be able to show them that you love and support them, but you also need to be able to give them a roof over their head. They've got that now, by the way. They've got that now. I mean, he's not saying that they don't have any money or anything. This isn't about money. This is about a decision. It's a decision, but it also, I mean, if he was going to be a firefighter, he might be on a fire for two or three weeks at a time. If he was going to be a policeman, there's jobs that put them in danger where they have support and they have love and they're going to be gone for a while. But this is an opportunity for him and his wife, for that matter. There's a lot of support. There's a lot of family groups. I mean, this is a new lifestyle for them that could really give them some great opportunities. Thank you, Michelle. It's a good take. I mean, it's, hey, like we said, we're not going to figure it all out right now. She makes a great point, but I don't think that's his motivation. That's not his motive. That's not his motivation. I still didn't give you the chance to tell you why Khloe Kardashian, what Khloe Kardashian was going to do for a seven-figure endorsement. What was the product? Lamar Odom goes, her husband, Lamar Odom, he said, no. It's got to be bad for him to say no. It's got to be real bad. And she goes, oh, yeah, no, no. But she was actually like, oh, definitely. Damn it. Tell you next.

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2:01:03On the 15 southbound, the ramp to Carroll Canyon Road, we've got a car that's stuck at the end of that off-ramp. Things starting to back up behind them. And the 805 northbound before Claremont Mesa Boulevard, a two-car accident. This one's in the center divider. They do have a couple tow trucks on the scene. Lakeside area, the 8 westbound between Las Coches Road and East Main Street. We've got some slowing starting to build here. This report... Brought to you by CarMax. Take your car to CarMax for a free appraisal and written offer to buy. It's good for seven days. The smart choice is CarMax, the way car buying should be. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. KBZT San Diego. The Lincoln Financial Media Station. The new home of the Mikey Show. FM 94.9. Wake up. Some people dance to this. Well, you see, Sienna, it's a polyrhythmic... It is. I just learned that word. You love that word. I just learned the word polyrhythmic. Way to work it in. I did. All right, welcome back. It's good to be back. What did Khloe Kardashian get offered a seven-figure salary to endorse that Lamar Odom, her husband, was like, no? Can you give us a hint? Yeah, I can give you a hint. It's sexual. Porn. Condoms. These are good guesses.

2:03:16Female stimulation. Female stimulation. Sienna wins. She totally would have done it, too. Some sort of toy? Listen. Not every pitch, even seven-figure ones, gets a thumbs up. I thought we were one less because we said no to the vibrator. What? I thought about it. He was like, no, no, no, we can't do that. I was like, oh, okay, yeah, we can't. But like in my head, I was like, totally. Let me tell you something. Now, this is a great, this is a really great, great clip for a few reasons. First of all, it makes me want to move off the planet in a way because I'm like, really? Really? A vibrator? Come on. Makes me really uncomfortable when Mikey says vibrating. It does? I wasn't uncomfortable at all. That's what it's called, right? Is it called something else? No, it is. It is, right? I thought for a minute I said a really bad word. It's right. I thought that I said it in a foul way when it's actually called something else. I know I did. I'm sorry. I love you. But anyway, this is what's great.

2:04:34Instantly, she thought, seven figures. Done. Done. I will put my name on a vibrator because it's seven figures. Okay. Here's the deal. And this is mostly talking to young guys and young women. You make a decision really quickly, but you don't fast forward the tape. Yes. See, you got to fast forward the tape. You got to pretend that it's a... that your life is like a DVR and you go, and you hit the fast forward button and you watch, well, how does this play out? Khloe Kardashian would definitely be really, really upset when the tabloids started talking about her like she was a hooah. Yeah. And she would definitely be really upset if people in general started going, Chloe's a whore. Chloe's a slut. Blah, blah, blah. And making jokes and blah, blah, blah. She would be very upset about it. But the thing is, is that if you put yourself in a position where people are going to take shots at you, people are going to take shots. I mean, trust me, I've been there. I've done it to myself. I've put myself in positions where people are going to take shots about whatever.

2:05:57And it was only with age that I went, oh, my goodness, I got to fast forward the tape on that, you know, and I got to see where that's going to end up because it could end up in a place that I don't want it to go at all. Lamar Odom was like, you're not doing that. What does that say about him as a husband? Sure. I didn't even think of that. Come on. I didn't even think of that. You're like, really? Not getting the job done? Yeah, I guess I'm not getting the job done. That's a lot of money, though. Dude, he makes a lot of money and so does she. Yeah, no, they definitely did not need the money. Now, if he, you know, is working at a dump and she's waiting tables, it's like, okay. Well, wait, I still wouldn't say okay because I would still say, well, I mean, as long as you're able to fast forward the tape and go, I'll take whatever consequences come along with it. Yeah, you have to think what's at stake. But what if you're like, I can buy a house. I can do this. Okay, now let me ask you. So, Sienna, I mean, and listen, man, I get it. I understand it's a lot of money. I'm just saying. I'm not even saying to you, oh, don't do that. All I'm saying is fast forward the tape. If if by fast forwarding the tape, all you see is a nice house and it's all good and everything's great. OK, cool. But one of the things and I've talked to my brother about this, my brother and I will go round and round about this. My brother is one of these guys that points the finger and goes, how dare you say this and how dare you do this? And I'm like, well, wait a minute.

2:07:24Is there any part in that that you have the ownership of that you're accountable for? My brother got really upset. He was telling me the story about how he got really upset that he was coming into his own neighborhood and he was driving this old beater yellow. He drives this old beater yellow bug. OK, my oldest brother, Mark, the one that me and him like to have the debates with each other. He's driving his old beater bug into the neighborhood. He gets pulled over by a cop. Woods would have been all in on his story. He gets pulled over by a cop. And he gets my brother gets out of the car and he goes, yes, yes. First mistake. Of course. Of course. He goes, Mike, it was four o'clock in the morning and I was tired. And I know the only reason that they were pulling me over is because I was driving a beat up bug and I was in a middle class neighborhood. Yeah. Yeah. And I said.

2:08:16That all sounds great, Mark. You're making a big theatrical show right now. And everybody in the room is probably hearing you. And they're probably thinking to themselves, wow, unbelievable cop, huh? I said, you know what? You may even be right. Maybe that is the reason they're pulling you over. But let me ask you, because, and I hate to put you up against a wall like this, but usually when a cop pulls you over, they give you some cockamamie reason that they are pulling you over. What was the cockamamie reason that they gave you? Busted taillight. He goes, busted taillight. You want to know something else? And I go, uh-oh, wait, wait. I'd love to move on, but we can't. We have to actually talk about that dang busted taillight. That stupid thing that actually got you. Woodsy's putting his head down. He's like, this bit, shoot me, please. I know, facts. They get in the way sometimes. Problem is, if he hadn't had... Well, let's phrase it like this. You know who doesn't get pulled over? Busted taillight guy. Yeah, but also if that is his neighborhood and the cop did pull over a suspicious looking car just because it looks suspicious, wouldn't you be stoked if the cop actually caught someone who is not supposed to be in that neighborhood at 4 a.m.?

2:09:28Thank you, Sienna. You should be glad he pulled you over. I mean, it sucks that it was you, but you should be like, thank you for looking out for my neighborhood. Thanks. I agree. Instead, my brother, who Woodsy would get along with like nobody's tomorrow. My brother was like, I can't believe I'm getting profiled here. You paint me with the wrong brush, dude. No, dude, I thought you said that. You paint me with the wrong brush. You think I'm a rebel, but here's the deal. Again. Cop pulls me over. Why'd you pull me over? I wouldn't have gotten out of my car. No, I know you would have done that. Officer, why'd you pull me over? You have a busted taillight. Okay, I apologize. Woodsy. 100%. But when we were talking about the dude that walked into the place in Arizona and he got five cops come up to him and arrest him or whatever, weren't you like, that happens all the time. Oh, it does. But here's the deal. If your brother was just driving and got pulled over, I'd have a problem with it. Brother had a busted taillight. Your brother's at fault. He didn't know it when he stepped out of the car. I have a rebellious streak in me, but I'm not an idiot. I agree. You know what I mean? No, no, no. What are you implying? What do you mean? You're not an idiot. Listen. No, I'm not going to get. Dude, you never get out of the car. You get capped. Dude, you're right. And I'm sorry. I shouldn't have. That kind of did paint you as. And you're right.

2:10:39I don't think that you would have done what my brother did. Like, my brother said this. I'm like, are you cuckoo? But I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. If I'm driving my car and I'm going 65 and I get pulled over and I have nothing in my car and that cop asked me to search my car, I tell that cop where to go. Yeah. I know you do. He's a public official. Where the sun don't shine. Where the sun don't shine. Because you know what? You don't have any. If you have no reason to pull me over, I'm going to have a problem with that. As all of us under the protection. of our American flag should feel the same way. Listen, for the most part, I'm yes or no, sir. So am I. Yes or no, sir. Unless I didn't do anything wrong. What about yes, sir? Are you a yes, sir, no, sir? Oh, yeah. You actually say yes, sir, and no, sir? Absolutely. Ask my wife. She's been pulled over with me a thousand times. I actually, dude, you wouldn't believe it. I've gotten out of like four tickets. A dude. La Jolla, remember? Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's all we originally met, man. I was a cop pulled over with you. Where are you? I was like, hey, dude, and he was so nice to me that I said, hey, I'm going to let you go with a warning here. You called Frankie, sir? Yeah, I did. I call all police officers, sir. I respect what they do. I totally do, because I could never do it. Still won't hang out with me, though. Go to every one of his games, you know? I know. I haven't missed one. Woods, that's so lame. Not one game. I haven't missed one game yet. You know, I... I wear... I wear...

2:12:07His uniform with number 22 to his game. What do you say? That's a little weird, Frankie. What's weird? You can wear the colors of the team. You don't need to wear his uniform. You went to a Charger game. You wouldn't wear 21 for LaDainian Tomlinson? No. But I also don't like... All right. Well, you wouldn't wear 17 for Philip Rivers? You wouldn't do that? Exactly. That's what I did. I wear a cup. I wear the pants. I wear cleats. I wear a number 22 jersey. And I wear a Brewer's cap. And where do you sit? I sit in a tree. He's got the best view up there. Why do you do that? I sit up there because I'm filming him to work on his throwing motion. Yeah. On his batting style. Has he gotten better since you've been filming him? He has a little bit because I've been giving him a couple of pointers, but he won't let me come over to review films. No, I don't need it. I'm hitting the ball hard, squaring it up. I bet he'd help clean up after your dogs. Yeah, maybe he'd come up and pick up poop in my backyard. Well, no, but you don't tell it like that. You just say Frankie. Come over for a barbecue, then give him a stick with a little point at the end of the bag. Yeah, right there, guys. He can hear you. I can hear everything you're saying. Yeah, but don't you want to go to his house? Yes. Would you do it? Yes. Exactly. In a heartbeat? Yes. M1 Josh from North County. Hey, good morning, guys. How are you? Good.

2:13:27Hey, I just wanted to comment on the Kardashian thing. I just think it's kind of funny that, don't we all have this preconceived notion about him anyways? I don't know anything. I interviewed Kim Kardashian. I know everything. First thing I told Kim Kardashian is, this is what I know. I said, I know that you are an extraordinarily beautiful woman. And aside from that, I don't know what you do. And so I'm going to learn today what it is that you are famous for. And she was nice about it. I would have had so much fun interviewing her. Oh, it was great. I don't know which one Khloe is. Khloe's a tall one. Doesn't do anything for me. Kourtney's the oldest. She's the small one that just had a baby. And then there's Kim, who we all know. Why are they famous? For being born to the... Well, Kim... Bob Kardashian. Socialites. Bob Kardashian was OJ's lawyer. Yep. And he died. And Kim Kardashian was friends with Paris Hilton. And she got famous once her sex tape with Ray J hit the internet. There's someone named Ray J? Yeah. Is a rapper. Okay. It's Brandi's brother. Ray J's a rapper. Wow. I didn't know any of this. Yeah. I didn't either. So Kim Kardashian. You said Brandi? Brandi. Brandi. Yeah. Brandi's brother is Ray J. Very relevant. And so Kim Kardashian became famous after that sex tape, just like how Paris Hilton did. And then her sisters came out. Then they had the show Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Their stepdad is Bruce Jenner. Bruce Jenner, the athlete. Yeah. I love Keeping Up with the Kardashians. One of my favorite shows. Never seen one episode. Was he a baseball player?

2:14:53No, he was a decathlete. Oh. Decathlete? Yeah. Explains why I haven't heard of those. He won the decathlon, which is like, it makes Tiger Woods, it makes what Michael Jordan did, it makes pretty much what every other athlete has done. Kind of not that big a deal. It's big what he did. Well, it's huge what he did. The decathlon? I know what the decathlon is. Okay, he won the gold in the decathlon. That's amazing. Yeah, but it doesn't make other things pale in comparison. 100% it does. Not in my mind. Well, Bruce Jenner's the stepdad, and he is very sane, actually. He looks like death, though. But the thing he's talking about. Skeletor. Yeah, he looks like Skeletor. M1 who just called. M1 Josh. M1 Josh, yeah. What he's talking about is, have you seen Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Josh? I've seen. some clips of it. Don't admit it. Sure you have it. You love it. No, I don't. I'm just kidding. I'm with you, dude. I just think it's sad that they don't come out and say, hey, listen, I'm taking the seven figures and I'm going to change a few lives and maybe some charity work or something. If you're worried about the backlash on the bad press or something, then...

2:16:00nipping the bud right then and there. I mean, there's people in this day and age that need that money. They apparently don't need to give to somebody that they need it to. I guarantee Chloe... one of her initial reactions, which was to take it, was because she was the one that was asked, not Kim. I'm sure she was stoked. 100%. You know, because of that. But also, like, because I watch the show, Khloe Kardashian makes videos for Lamar, and the cameras are following her around. She puts on little skimpy things. There's her lying in a bathtub of candy while she's naked. Like, you know she does stuff like this already, so it would not be surprising. It's not an image that she doesn't already portray. Famous for being who-was. Thank you for the call, man. I appreciate the call. Oh, I want to know this. I want to know the answer to this. Lauren put in her recap that yesterday she was trying to get some of the things for her house settled, and she's finally broken down, decided she's going to get a TV. She didn't have a TV. About time. But, by the way, she's not getting cable. Oh, come on. What's the point? But you know what?

2:17:04What am I going to do, Mike? What does it say? She says she wants a nice, slick TV that she can watch movies and Hulu on. That's right. Not interested in television. If you're not interested in television, but you watch Hulu, the programs on Hulu are on television. I want to specifically choose what I want to watch, and I don't want to be tempted by all the other filler that appears on cable. Now, this is the great part. She's going to get a flat screen. She's going to get a... HDTV. And what I want to know is, because we got a lot of dudes and a lot of women, do we, that are interested in HDTV. I have no idea where to begin. No idea. I want to know what the best HDTV is. And I, like, I'm not in the market for an HDTV, but I want to know what the best HDTV is. I like ours. We have a Samsung. We have a Samsung too. Tell me about it. It looks real good. The picture is really good. Clear? Yeah, it's clear. These things are amazing now. Somebody call me. I can tell you what's bad. DLP. You ever seen the commercials where they're like, it's the mirrors. The little girls. Oh, yes. The creepy girl. The creepy girl that goes, it's the mirrors. I've never heard of it. Guess what? The mirrors don't work, sweetheart. It's all washed out and faded. It's technology called DLP. Stands for don't look, please. Yeah, that's what it should stand for. For sure.

2:18:32570-1949. I want people to call if you have a killer HDTV that you couldn't be happier with. Good deal, maybe. Good deal. Maybe you just got... Price will definitely be a factor. Yeah. She likes a deal over there. Good deal. Like, the best TV for the best price, maybe. Lauren's looking for something in the $10 to $15 range. What is, like, my friends have one. I don't know. This is, like, a couple years ago, but they have backlighting. Like, if there's a shark thing on and it's underwater, there's, like, blue backlighting that goes back onto the wall. That's rad. I know. So if you're watching it in the dark, it's like you're in water? Yeah, I might be making that word up, but it goes back and it's lighting. Oh, I want to know that. I see what you mean. I want to know that. It's awesome. Here's the other thing that I have found that is more economical than you would think. And I know Lauren would never do this, but I would do it in a second if I had the room. You can take a room in your house that has a white wall.

2:19:34Oh, a projector. And I don't care how big that wall is. You can project an HD signal onto it and you can have your friends over. Really? I thought it was all pixelated. No, man. Whitney and Dan, our friends Whitney and Dan, he's got a movie theater and watches football games about 10 feet in HD. Oh. Bigger than life. Oh, yeah. Imagine if you had a movie theater. Oh, so good. Your house. Be like, ah, lazy boy. M1 Mark in Del Mar. Hey. What's up? What's up? I think you've worked with Wes before, your tech guy. Yeah, dude. My Mac guy is Wes. Exactly. I work with him, and I've got a few thoughts on TV. You have some spots to get TVs? Thoughts on TVs. Oh, thoughts. Thoughts. Give them to me. All right. Samsung's probably the best value out there. Yes. The Sonys, they're the same screen, just with a different chip that processes the video, but they cost way too much.

2:20:35What kind of TV do you have at your house? Yeah, Samsung. Okay, okay. Writing this all down. With Hulu, you can't play that without a full-blown computer attached to your TV, though. I do know that. So you're going to have to get, like, a Mac Mini or a small computer or something to throw underneath there. Check, check. Other than that, I would try to get a computer with a Blu-ray player. That way you can... Get that in there as well. Or the Wii. You can stream Hulu through your Wii or Netflix through your Wii. Yeah, you can. And there's a lot of DVD players now, Blu-ray players that you can stream Netflix through your Blu-ray player. Wait, wait, wait. I have one. I've got a Wii. Yeah. Any Wii or a new Wii? I don't know. A new one. Weird. Yeah. It gets hosed again. Blu-ray. I got a Blu-ray player. They got to up the ante or else. Kind of. It already has one. Are those Blu-rays worth it? Oh, yeah, dude. Really? Oh, my gosh, yeah.

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2:31:16Well, it looks like the 805 northbound at the 94, not such a great situation right now. It's a four-car accident, bunch of debris all across lanes, and you know what's happening. The traffic's building. The 94 westbound before 30th Street, two-car accident here. The number five lanes blocked. Looks like it's injury-related, too. We've got an ambulance on the way. And in Carlsbad, it's pretty slow right now on the five southbound between Poinsettia Lane and Manchester Avenue. This report also brought to you by Jack in the Box. Come to Jack in the Box. You can try a new grilled breakfast sandwich on Grilled Artesian. bread with a cup of the new Kona Classic coffee at participating restaurants. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. My name is Mikey and I did not graduate from high school. Thank you. Lauren. Do you have coconut water? Woods. Don't go to the doctor. It's in my family. We don't go to the doctor. Sienna. I have the fastest wiener dog on the planet. And Jay. I know I didn't cry. I'm a man. On FM 94.9. Wait a minute. Let's try that again because I want. to get that other song on. Play the shins again. Stop calling me chins, dude. No, I said shins. You said chins. You looked right at me. Oh, stop it, kids. I did. I said shins, I'm telling you. You go easy, chins. This band is called the Fat Shins. Kids got more chins than Chinese phone books. Wow. Rage Against the Machine, Fistful of Steel. Enjoy.

2:32:58Came out after our first album, which was called Smell the Glove. That's the name of the first album. These go to 11. Right. Shark Sandwich was the second album. Saw the review on that. The reviews were bad. There's no doubt about it. The reviews were definitely not what we expected. Oh, dear. Well, for those of you who don't know what Mikey and I were just talking about in a little man love moment, the movie's Final Tap, which is probably the greatest movie ever made. It's a mockumentary. I thought you said Footloose was. Well. Mockumentary style. It's the best mockumentary ever made. It's really good. Thanks for bringing that up, too. You're an overseller, and you know it. Am I? Are you? Isn't he? Because he's over here swallowing real good? Kid's holding back today. Go ahead and bite that tongue, mister. He's biting it real good. He's showing good control today. I'm the fact checker. I've been trying to get him to show better control, too. He don't listen, though. What do you mean? Lifting your leg too high. I know. I've been pulling my butt muscle when I try to throw. That's right. I was like, dude, you got to massage that out. No, I'll massage it myself. I'm not saying I'm going to do it. I'm just telling you what to do here. Oh, I know. I've been going to the doctor twice a week. Getting better? Yeah, feeling a lot better. Let me see. See what? You can't see it. It's beneath the surface. Let's see if you're getting sore here. Come here. I'm sore, yeah. Trust me, I'm sore. Let me see if you're working it out. I'm working it out. You can't tell. Come here. I can't tell.

2:34:27Oh, yes. It's like trying to tickle yourself. You can't tell. Just stretch it. Oh, you're such a sailor. You're acting like a... Mm-hmm. Got cooties over here? What is it? Yeah, exactly. 570-1949 is our number. Sienna, where are they slashing prices on the iPhone? If I gave you one guess, I think you'd guess it. Best buy. The Apple store. Oh, no, maybe you won't. Maybe you won't. Walmart. Target. Oh, Walmart. I didn't know they sold it there. Yeah, well, they do, and they're selling it for $97. What? The iPhone, the 16 gigabyte 3GS iPhone. Is that good? Yeah, dude. Normally, it's $199 anywhere else, but the deal is that Apple's supposed to be bringing out their new... iPhone. That was just powered down. Why? Because he's like, you can't keep up with it, man. Like, here's the deal. I make a pretty good living. Wife makes a decent living. We do okay together. Yeah. If I got to keep upgrading all my stuff every six months, I'm going to lose my mind. That's why you're a late adopter. Why don't you put it on eBay? You make some scratch. Yeah, you cut your losses is what you do. Nobody wants to cut their losses. You live this life to get ahead.

2:35:45Yeah, but I like new stuff. I do. Write that down. You wait? I love to wait. No. I used to be the most impulsive, like, oh, I got to have it. There is nothing out now that I'm like, I've got to have it. I just have to have. You're not all in on iPhone? You know, my buddy called me one time and it made sense. He goes, you know what you are? You're a minimalist. You can live in an apartment with a chair. a TV, and that's really all you need. That's true. Like one fork. I don't need a lot of stuff, so I'm not like crazy. Why are you upset about it? I'm not like Bear Grylls because... You'd like that. I'd like to have it, but I'm not like... Just irritates you that you can't get one in five seconds later. There's always bugs. Bugs me too. There's bugs in it. There's, oh, we got to fix this. So just live simply then. It'll be fixed in our next one. I do. I do. He does. Don't worry about it. Then this one for $97, it's all good to go. It's already been fixed. I am going to get... That crazy iPhone that you see on Taiwanese websites. Is this the new one that's coming out? Are you talking about? Yeah. The one that got stolen that they put on. I wish Verizon would just jump on board with the iPhone. Come on. I'm on Verizon. I love Verizon. Verizon's been working on something. Sprint's been working on something. There's a bunch of new phones coming up. I don't want something. I want the iPhone. I got the new BlackBerry Curve, too.

2:37:02I freaking love it. I loved my BlackBerry. You saw my thing. It didn't even have a screen. I loved it so much. That's how little I care about technology. I'm not Kip Dynamite. But Mikey needs the iPhone. When you called him on stage at his surprise party and said, Mike, guess what? We're singing this song and you're singing it. And Mike's like, I don't know the words. You know what he did? He pulled out his iPhone. He got on there. Yeah, it would have taken way longer. That's true. And he got the lyrics right on the iPhone. It's a big screen. He could read it. And he did great. I love that iPhone. It really is great. It's just another... Oh, never mind. All right. How about this? I want to get your take on it. A mandate is where they say you have to do this. I thought that was when two dudes... That's what I thought you were talking about. Maybe two guys... Yeah, yeah, yeah. A mandate is when Woods and I go get a soda and a malted. A malted? I go get a hamburger and a malted. You hold hands? But a mandate is also... Say one cup, two straws. One cup, two straws. One cup... Two straws. Did I get a cherry on top? You guys know that. Extra whipped cream on his side. Extra nuts on mine. Delicious. What is that? It's your love song. Really? I'm playing you guys a special song. You guys have the weirdest bromance. Do we? Isn't it called just a friendship? Isn't it just pals? Yeah, and it's just buddies. Neighbors? You guys are talking about drinking malts with two straws. And extra nuts. And your eyes lock.

2:38:39Yeah. Yeah, that part did get weird. Yeah, it did. Thanks for that, Jay. Good thing I can do for you. So let me tell you this and see where you are in here. Mandate's also when they tell you you got to do something, okay? Now, at one point, San Diego said, we have a water deal. Quit watering your lawn at this time. Quit doing that with your water at this time. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But as of yet, they have not said, you must urinate and not flush. They have not said that. Okay. However, there are some people that are green. Okay. Pointing at Lauren. And maybe they would adopt that because they want to be conservative, which by the way, I have no problems with. What is your little phrase that you use? If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. It's repugnant. Yeah. So many people use that. The hideous thing I've ever heard. That is the most repugnant thing I've ever heard in my life. It's called being a grown-up. I have friends that do it. Letting urine stay in the toilet, it's called being a grown-up. You can drink here. I thought when you were a little kid, mom and dad said flush the toilet. Yeah, me too. Flush the toilet because you left your pee in here. Now, let me tell you. You know me. I'm a rule follower. Okay? If the city says...

2:39:53You need to start letting it mellow. If the city said that, bro, I'm sorry. If the city tells me that, I'm doing it. Can they mandate it? Michael Esparza. Excuse me. He would never do that. There's no chance. Guys. I don't believe you. You're lying. If it has to do with the law, I'm telling you, I'm not. Dude. So the urine police are going to come knock on your door? Let me look at your toilet. No, they're not going to. These are awfully clear. Mike, you are a germaphobe. Yeah, guys. I set my cruise control to 65 because Lauren O'Brien shamed me out of 68. Well, I'm going to shame you out of leaving urine in your toilet for more than five seconds. Guys, that's not even where I'm going. That's not even where I'm going. See, there is no mandate that tells me that I need to do that. So I don't. Right. When it's yellow, I flush it down. Now, I don't know what... O'Brien does, but she's considerably greener than we are. Wouldn't surprise me if you let it mellow, but whatever. 100%. To each their own. I'll let it mellow for a time or two. Now. Now. Unless there's company. Now, I go to a certain coffee establishment each morning. I'm not going to tell you the name of it, but it rhymes with bar shucks.

2:41:12What did we say it was called? Sundollars? Sundollars. Sundollars. I like that better. That's what Eskimo Blue Waters would call it. Yeah. I don't drink Starbucks. I drink Sundollars. Right. Now, here's the deal. I go to this particular bar, Stux. And when I go in there, I'm usually the first one there. And lately, I've been drinking a lot of water. I usually have to hit the little boy's room once I arrive. And since I'm the first to arrive, I'm usually the first that gets to use the clean little boy's room, which I love. And I leave in the exact same condition that I found it in. But over the past couple of months, this clown, this man shows up and he plugs his laptop in and he's there at Barstucks and he's doing his deal. Okay. Before you. Before me. And this guy.

2:42:15hits the little boy's room, and he decides that he's going to let it mellow. You can't do that in public. And I walk in that thing, and I want to get sick. Yeah, you can't do that in public. And he leaves the seat up. And he... He's real comfortable. And I obviously want to sit down. No, no, no. I do. I want to stand. But there's little remnants of when he pulls the... towels, the paper towels, out of the deal. They're shredding and he'll let them fall to the ground, which I pick up. You do? I take another couple of towels, paper towels, and I scoop them up and throw them away. Good man. And the reason I do is because I know somebody's coming in after me and they probably don't want the experience that I just had. So I clean up after Barnyard. Okay? We'll call him Barnyard. Barnyard Joe. Suitable name for this guy. Barnyard Joe. Now. I understand if somebody has certain convictions that say, I want to conserve, therefore I will not flush. That's fine if you're at home. I'm sure your wife doesn't mind. I do. I mind. I don't want to find your mellow. That's a common courtesy in public. No. But here's the deal. This is what I wanted to ask.

2:43:43I thought that there may be some resistance to this. I thought that there may be people that go, Mike, you're out of line, buddy. It doesn't matter if it's a mandate. It's something that we should be doing. And that guy is completely within his rights to let it mellow. But I walk in there and I go, what are you, Barnyard Joe? Flush that, will you? Yeah, and so would his boss. Yeah. I can't go. There's no way his boss or Bar Shucks. you know, head people would ever say that's okay. Right. Because they are clean. They are all about customer service. Yeah, but they're all about green too. No, not that green. Not about yellow now. Aren't they? Are they not? They're all about yellow now. Well, this dude is. Yeah, that's, I don't like that in public. Come on. I would never inflict. What I believe to be the right thing to do on everybody else. What if someone just stopped by your house and you didn't know they were coming? Oh, I wouldn't. And you let it mellow for a little bit because you thought you were alone and they went in there. Yeah, that'd be gross. Would it be wrong to mention to management? What's that? Would it be wrong to mention to management? Unnecessary. If it was every morning, yes. It is. Flush it. Every single morning. Every single morning. I'm telling you. You want me to roll with you?

2:44:58Here's the thing. Pick a different spot. Mike, here's the thing. It's his routine. He can't break it. No. Or else we'll have a whole different guy in the air. Oh, yeah. But this guy. You know that. This guy. He'll be doing sports. Yeah. He'll be doing change my barstucks. One day they were open late and Mike was a whole different person. Oh, just a whole different dude. First day on the air, right? First day on the air. First day on the air. Yeah. If you complained, then. He would know it was you. What can they say to the guy? Because you're always the first one there because it's your routine. You know what you can say to him? Hey, pal, maybe flush your urine down the toilet. But Mike's going to see him every morning. And I guarantee there's no one else in there but the two of them because it's so early. Hey, buddy. Clean up after yourself. Will you seven? Dude, you're dumb. What's Starbucks supposed to say? I don't know what you're talking about, Starbucks. Barstucks. Maybe. You know what you do? Maybe you write a little note. Oh, gosh. Maybe you write a little note. They're going to know it's you. Maybe you write a little note. Anonymous. Signed. Anonymous. This is the only way. Dear Barnyard Joe. Signed. Miguel Esparza. Really? Okay. Go back in there. Very incognito. Go back in there today on your way home when there's a crowd in there. Maybe there's new people working. And say, one of your employees. It's not an employee. It's not an employee.

2:46:19It's a customer. I thought it was an employee. He beats Mike to the door. He gets there before me. Yeah, you say it to him then. Yeah, you say it. No, no. Maybe, okay, here's an idea. Leave the house 15 minutes earlier. That's what I was going to say. It's not open. I can get there. I can get there right when it opens. What's wrong with you guys? What time does it open? It opens at 4.30. That's when I have to be there. Maybe you start bringing a kid a coffee. Delicious. And a bun. Maybe me too. Real good. I'm here as well. Make that ride. I'm also on the show. Imagine. I'm now taking orders. There's one right downstairs. When? And when I look over at him. He needs it in his drive though. When I walk out of there and I look over at him and he's like this. Are you repulsed? I just go, barnyard. Don't do that. Say something. How do you know it's barnyard? I think it's wrong. How do you know it's not an employee? See, that's why I thought. Employees are females. That's why. Employees are females and it's men's and women's. Wow.

2:47:18Magnum P.I. over there. Yeah, just men's and women's, plus the lid's open. P.I. The lid's up. I'd say something. You don't have to be a D about it. See, I thought it was an employee. I'd grow up. M1 Lunchbox from El Cajon. Hey, what's happening? Not too much. Hey, I just want to let you know I love my wife. She does a great job at being my wife, but give me a break. I got three toilets in the house, and they're all yellow. That's repugnant. She's being a conservative person. She's saving the environment. I'd stick to one. Yeah, but see, you go to drop a doozy, you're not paying attention. You've got to deal with the back splash. Ah. Yeah, exactly. Now you have urine on yourself, and it's not good. Once again, love my wife. Yeah, she sounds great. Sounds like a keeper. It sounds like she's a conservative person. She's trying to conserve. She's trying to do her part for the environment. You know what that sounds like to me, and nothing against his wife, if it was anybody that did that, man, woman, female, child, whatever. Lazy. Nasty. It isn't lazy. It comes from a person that really is like all green and stuff. Bro, cut back on something else. Cut back. She's super green. She won't let me use paper towels to wash my or wipe my hands. I got to use a regular towel, but. Cut back somewhere else. You don't let urine mellow in the toilet. You just don't. It's unsanitary. It's not unsanitary. It isn't. Why not just. Isn't it? It's not. It's not. It's drinkable. Can I say that without.

2:48:38The button. It's drinkable. Yes. Bear Grylls did it. Bear Grylls did it because he was in a survival situation. Right. I watched him vomit after he drank it, too. I watched him vomit after he drank it. It's sterile. Yeah, it's like a Rob Roy. It's like having a Rob Roy. Delicious. No one's asking you to lap up the toilet. But what if I have to sit in it? It's repulsive. Okay, why don't you just cut down the shower time? Do both. You know what I mean? It's a good idea. Cut down your shower time. Let's compromise. I'll take a five-minute shower instead of an eight. I got an idea. Do both. Maybe the whole family bathes in the same water. How about that? It's not the same thing. Sure it is. It does not have a direct impact on you. And you don't live with somebody that has to do that, so don't worry about it. And one Randy from Miramar. Hi, Randy. Hi. Hello. Uh-oh. Randy? Mikey's blood pressure's rising. Randall? What up, dog? Did you drop your phone? Trying to be Randy Jackson. Didn't sound good. M1 Bill has a very, very interesting take. Bill, are you there? Yes, I am. What is your take? I think you need to man up, talk to the guy, and if you can't do that...

2:49:57Then you need to use the lady's bathroom. Let's be very, very clear, Bill. Yes. I am choosing to not talk to this man. Not out of cowardice. Really? Sure. If you're yellow, let it mellow, pal. Let me tell you something, Bill. Yellow belly coward. If we were to get the DeLorean up to 88 miles an hour so that we could go back 10 years ago. Your short little Mexican friend, Mikey, would have had plenty of words for Barnyard Bill. I would have definitely gone, hey, pee-pee guy, you do me a favor. Maybe you flushed the toilet like a grown-up. That is so gross. I would have said that 100% in my old days. You're in a bar shacks. But now, I'm not going to do that. And the reason I'm not going to do it is because, A, It really isn't my place to talk to dude about his habits. I know. You shouldn't have to do that. I shouldn't. I shouldn't. And the other reason is, is because wisdom screams out to me, would you like to get your arse kicked in? Okay. Or would you? Yeah, but that's not really the deal. I would have done it before anyway. Listen, regardless of their size, before I would have gotten my, I would have gotten my butt kicked, but I was a loud mouth.

2:51:23And I would do things that were just not smart. You're a Latino with a sleeve. All you need to do is walk up to him and go, I need you to flush the toilet. But the reason that I do it isn't because, the reason that I don't do it, rather, isn't because of altercation. Yeah. Because truthfully, I think the guy would be embarrassed, and I don't think he would get angry, and I don't think he would. It isn't about that. Just go up to him quietly, sit down, and mention to him, hey. You walk up behind him and he doesn't realize that you're one inch from his ear and you go. Mike, how about you just not drink water?

2:52:06on your drive into work. Really? How about that? You should start your day off with water. Avoid the problem. I would be more embarrassed that you're going to this bar shucks every morning at the same time. The same worker's there and they see you go in the bathroom first thing every time. That's embarrassing. There's nothing embarrassing about that. What's up with you, guy? I might as well say that. You don't have a vacuum in your house? It's not a two. It's not a two. Guys, it's a one. See, but now look, you're going to have to defend yourself because they're going to think it. It's nasty. Yeah, it's awful. It's awful that this is... It's just such an uncivilized, disgusting world we live in. Yes. Thank you. Dudes, this mostly applies to you. There's a new virus on Facebook, and it uses chicks in bikinis. Tell you all about it next. Let your voice be heard on The Mikey Show now. I'm ready. Call 570-1949. Keep going all day. We'll shoot him a text. I guess I was a little confused about that part. This is The Mikey Show on FM 94.9. If you need any more reasons to get out and make the most of this time of year, your Jeep dealer has five great ways to get you into it.

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3:00:41It's a Mikey show. We got Jared and Roxy in here. Is it Roxy, right? Roxy. I actually had it written down in front of me and thought I was reading it wrong. It's Roxy and Jared. Roxy's on the pod squad. Jared, what do you do? I'm our vice president of ticket sales and service. Nice. You're even giving us some... Some tickets to be able to give away, right? Yeah, we brought in a couple pairs for the homestand for you guys to use with some listeners. Very nice. Who are we playing? So we got the St. Louis Cardinals, another first-place team. It should be a fun three-game series with them starting tonight, tonight, tomorrow night, and then Thursday afternoon. 3.30 is our throwback Thursday game. So we brought a pair of tickets for the Thursday game. Yeah. Right off the heels of that, we got the Nationals in town over the weekend, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

3:02:03And then right after that, the New York Mets come to town for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. They'll be here for Memorial Day, which is fireworks night as well. So jam-packed, nine-game home stretch. It's going to be a lot of fun. To win them all. Absolutely. To win them all. Woodsy, is that kid from San Diego State that plays for the Nationals, is he playing for the Nationals now? Strasburg, no. He pitched last night. He gave up his first two runs in AAA. Really? In like six starts. He's ridiculous. And he'll be up, I think they said, in June. Dude, wherever that guy goes, people are going to come watch him play. But, you know, the good thing about the Padres' homestand now is Pujols is coming to town. We talked about him. He's one of those guys that you pay money to see. But we got to keep that dude cold. He is ice cold right now. So get out there. Support the Padres. Yell at Albert Pujols. He's struggling. And you don't want him to get on track now. Yeah. Not here. Well, that's great. Hey, listen. The Padres are doing really great. First place team. And, you know, I was thinking about it the other day, and I thought, I wonder if Jed Hoyer has something to do with how great the team is playing. I mean, because he's a smart guy. Of course. Yeah, I think Jed, you know, looking at some of the moves they made this offseason, bringing in some of the guys that they did, you know, really have helped made a difference. And then, you know, having the young guys gel together.

3:03:23towards the end of last season, great spring training, and now seeing what they can do in a full season together. It's pretty exciting. And, of course, you know, Buddy Black, the manager, just does an incredible job on the field. So I think the combination of the two has really helped out, and we're obviously seeing what the guys are capable of doing. They're a first-place team. Well, their young pitchers are some of the best in baseball, period. And, you know, to watch those guys mature from start to start almost, I mean, you're seeing them take – what they learned in the last start and apply it to the next start and go out and even have a better start. It's unheard of. It really is unheard of. And you've got to ride that momentum. 5701949, let's take the first three callers. We'll give away three pair of tickets to be able to go to these games. Pretty awesome. Got a big homestand. It's going to be a fun time. And Loxie is on the pod squad. Now, what do you guys do? What do the pod squad do? We do all the in-game promotions. We run pregame ceremonies. So anybody that comes down and sings the anthem or throws out the first pitch, play ball kid, we're in charge of all of that. And then we also do everything you see on the Jumbotron, all the contests. We pick contestants. We run. We were always the ones holding the Jack in the Box hats when you see us out there. Then also throughout the game, we do rally situations. We throw out swag. We do the slingshots and shoot things out of cannon.

3:04:45That thing is supposed to be so much harder than it looks. Get you guys in there. Celebrity slingshot. In a heartbeat, I would do it. All right. Slingshot. Is that slingshot hard to operate? The slingshot's not hard. The cannon, I can't even do. It's a bat. I'm five foot three, and the bat's two inches taller than I am. We have two guys that do it, and then Tisha is our only girl that does it, and she's an ex-Marine, and she's got that thing, but the rest of us can't. You guys know what a bucket list is, right? Absolutely. You know what I'm on my bucket list? What? Throw out the first pitch at a baseball game. How do you guys choose that? How do you do it? How do you do it? There's a lot of different ways. Some of them are through current customers and sponsors and things of that nature. A lot of them are charity as well. And then we always look for the fun, kind of interactive celebrity type ones that engage the crowd. So I think we'll talk to our entertainment people. We might build a cross one on your list. We might build a cross one off. I would love to see that. It would be so funny. It would be great. It would be good to have someone in there that could actually throw a strike and not one hop. I'd probably drop a slider on you. There you go. That's probably what I'd do. There you go. I would love it. Well, that's awesome. And you guys are here today because you wanted to get people to come on out and watch this homestand, right? We have so much stuff going on. So Friday night is our college night.

3:06:03that we have going on, which is really cool. We're promoting it at all the colleges around. We're such a big college town, so we want to really get all the kids out there. We have 2,000 seats reserved in a section for them, just one section, so you can buy a special ticket. That way, you know, you're all in one spot. We've got a DJ that's going to be spinning during the game, too. What, what, what? Are you kidding? It's actually Mikey. So it's really fun, so we're kind of trying to appeal to that crowd. And then Saturday, we have our Chase Headley bobbleheads. Coming out too. That's rad. Sunday is floppy hats for kids day. So the first 10,000 kids through the door get a floppy hat. I got to get to connect with you guys again because I love those stuff that you guys give away. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, I love that stuff. I love the bobbleheads. I do too, man. I love bobbleheads. I love collecting that stuff. You know what's funny? We'll pull a couple aside for you guys. Yeah, that'd be great. You know what's funny? These two are fellow La Jolla high school graduates. Can you tell Loxie and I? I know. Loxie and Sienna went to high school. Same year, yeah. We were the same age, yeah. We're fellow La Jolla over here. There you go. I don't know. With our names. I know you always make fun of her name, and I'm Loxie. You thought you got the name wrong. We like to keep it real unusual in LJ. I guess so. All right? I guess so. I don't know. Hey, is there any that we missed? You guys are doing that on Saturday. Well, and then Monday night is Memorial Day.

3:07:18So we've got the 7 o'clock game and then fireworks afterwards. So if you want to end your Memorial weekend on a high note, come on out. That's really, really cool. Well, guys, thank you. Support the Padres. Let's do this. Get out there. Number one team right now. Yeah, we need our fans out there. I mean, we're seeing it. Our season ticket base is up from last year. All of our group sales and suite sales are up from last year, and now we're just making a real push to have the folks that can only come out to a couple games here or there to get out there right now and support us. I mean, we've got a first-place team and a nine-game homestand coming up. I'm looking forward to pretty soon taking my boy Jake to his first game ever. All right. Yeah. I want to go with you. I've always wanted to be a part of that. I remember my dad took me to my first game. Yeah. Greatest thing ever. How old were you? Never forget that. Woods is like, I'll sit right in the middle. I was older. So, Woodsy, talk to me about this. Is Jake too young? No. He isn't? No. Because I want him to remember it. He'll remember it. You'll never forget it. He's going to be four in September. No, you're good.

3:08:17Am I? He'll remember? Because that's important. I mean, it's selfish, but it's important to me as his dad that he remembers the experience of him and dad going to the ball game. Does he ever watch baseball on TV? See, you got to get him like watching it on TV a little bit before. So then he's like, I'm here. We see this on the TV. His senses are just going to be off the chart. You go out to the park and you got, you know, 40,000 people there and he's smelling the popcorn and the hot dogs and all that good stuff. He won't forget that. He won't forget that. Completely cool. Sitting there with Pops watching the game. He'll never forget his day with Uncle Woodsy and Daddy. That's right. Uncle Woodsy's going to try to sit right in the middle of you guys. Yeah. I'll be like, all right, Jake. Now listen, what he's going to do here? He's got a 3-2 count. Jake's going to be like, really? I just want some cotton candy. Let us know. We'll have our mascot. We'll have the fryer come by and visit you guys in the seats. We'll come give him some squishy balls and we'll come hang out. He'd love it. He would love it. I'll let it go. He would love it. It'd be awesome. I'll come that day, too. Bring Jenna. Yeah, this is what it would sound like if we took all of them. Luke, where did you get that beer? Put that beer down. My nine months old. I got twin boys, Luke and Ryan, and Luke's trouble. I'm just telling you right now. He's like, can we get two Millers down here, please? Yeah, yeah, bro. You can't drink. You're nine months old. There's a smoking section here. You guys, can you tell me where they smoke? Luke, you're nine months old. Hey, look at that girl in the pot squat. Why don't you keep your eyes on your own paper, Luke?

3:09:39Well, that's awesome, you guys. And love it. Love that the Padres are doing so good. And it's a great time. The weather's starting to finally get better and get sunny. And it's going to be a nice weekend. And so, yeah, get out there and check it out. It's going to be awesome. I love it. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Appreciate you having us. Absolutely. Anytime. Anytime you guys want to come in. Pod Squad, go Pods! You're welcome to come in. Okay. So I told you I was going to tell you about this. So the dudes, this is something that mostly dudes. should be interested in knowing about. Oh yeah. There's a virus that's going around right now, which funnily enough. Funnily enough. Oh no, you didn't. Funnily enough. Lauren O'Brien got the, well, she didn't. I got it. You got it. Yeah. You got it. And it's.

3:10:28But it's targeted towards men. I think, Lauren, I think you got it too. Because I remember looking around. On your Facebook page, you may have seen a posting on your wall. And it was a picture of a girl's butt. Yeah, I got like four people posted it, but I never opened it. I deleted them all. I deleted it. That is a virus. Was it the one that said something like... You won't believe this or something. It says distracting beach babes with a picture of a girl's butt like zoomed in and she's wearing a little bikini and her butt looks good. Why doesn't my laptop work? It means the person that posted it has the virus. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, but it came from someone I didn't even know. If you opened it, I just couldn't get it. Oh, good girl. No, and Todd just happened to be on my Facebook. Really? I wonder why. And clicked on it. Did he? Because he now has a Todd the God fan page and he loves it. Uh-huh. Unbelievable. Well, don't worry. But he doesn't want his own. Yeah, he doesn't want his own. He doesn't. Doesn't he? No, he likes his fan page because he doesn't have to talk on it. Really?

3:11:23You guys. TGG. Sienna doesn't want him to have his own fan page. Good to see you again. Thanks, guys. See you, man. Yeah, well. Woods at MikeyShow.com. It's pretty hilarious because he, of course, was like, what's this, babe? Clicks on it. Picture of a girl's butt. Why not? And he's like, oh, I have to download something. I'm like, don't download it. Yeah, and he's like, oh yeah, good call, good call. And then I told him about this last night when I found this article. What's it do, the virus? It says, it's a video that you're supposed to download onto your computer and it just links you to all kinds of viruses and sends your information out. Those are the worst. Sending all your address book to everybody. It's like every guy who's not going to click on a video. It's a video of a girl and the main picture is her butt. I got like four people over the weekend. Posted that on the page. And if you open it, it sends it to all your Facebook friends, too. So they're like, dude, you're going to send me this? So if you see it, just delete it. Even Woodsy didn't open it. You knew it was a gag. Come on. You're smarter than that, right? Anything that's too good to be true, Mike, probably is. That's why Todd shouldn't have Facebook, because he doesn't know these things yet. Yeah, that's why. Just saying. Just that. Viruses.

3:12:40Yeah. That's why. Exactly. By the way, did you guys notice that somebody dropped their maiden name on Facebook? Yes, I did. That's right. By somebody named Sienna. Somebody is married. Because I thought, you know, I should keep Sienna Richards Farrar and have my maiden name on there. So if anyone wants to find me, they can, if that's the name that they knew. Hot dudes from LJ High. Exactly. Come on now. And Todd was like, you don't need that there anymore. I think it's time that it's Sienna Farrar, you know. Just keep it at that. I'm like, yeah, I mean, I don't really care either way. It's called marking your territory. I've heard it. I've heard it. I know it well. But he's like, anyone who you still, you know, anyone who you're friends with, because I still live in the same town, knows that you're married, knows who you are, knows where to find you. So who do you really need to find you? And I was like, that's a good point. Well, it doesn't bother me. It wouldn't bother me at all. Like, Jamie has Jamie Honeycutt Woods. Doesn't bother me. On Facebook. But on her driver's license, it says Jamie Woods. Yeah. Rebecca has her maiden name. On Facebook? Yeah, she does. People can find her, right? Yeah. Old creep. I dropped it. So hot dudes from her high school can find her. Exactly. So older, creepy dudes can find her. For sure. But she used to be Becky, though. Becky? Wow, really? Becky Summers. She only became Rebecca when she got mature in her teens. Becky, little Becky Summers? Becky Summers. Listen, I'm one of the only people in the world that calls her Rebecca.

3:14:06Really? All of her girlfriends, like from back in the day, her mom, everybody calls her Becky. Wow. Really? I call her Rebecca. No, Becky Summers. I call her Mrs. Esparza. Really? Do you? I call her hun. Becky, that's so cute. Wait, why? Is that a big deal that I did that? No, but you definitely, well, I'll tell you this. What would be the big deal is if you didn't change your maiden name to your married name. Well, that would be a big deal. Of course I would change it. Yes, that would be a big deal. To not change to your married name? Why would it be a big deal? You mean if you didn't take the guy's last name? Yes. Why would that be a big deal? Are you surprised? Are you surprised? Today's your turn, pal. I'm going to sit back and I'm going to enjoy the ride. Lauren O'Brien. Michael Esparza. I rather like my name. No, no. Yeah, it's nice and everything. It's great last name. O'Brien. There you go. Irish. If you did not become... Lauren Esparza, if we got married, I would lose my mind. I wouldn't be L-O-B anymore. I'd be L-E. Yeah. What's your middle name? Renee, you'd be L-R-E. Yeah, you'd be L-R-E. I've had my name for almost 30 years now. Great. I like it. Yeah, now we're married. I liked Richards, too, but I feel like that's part of the deal. Like, I feel married now that I have a different last name. Ladies, you're sticking it. We'll talk about it. Samurai sword. You're sticking it. Hey, it's not a given. I don't know. I mean...

3:15:34I'm not in the contention to be getting married right now. If you got married. If you got married. I feel my blood pressure. If I got married like right now. Like this month. I wouldn't take Prince Charming's last name. Let's drive down there right now. Take care of it right now. Why? Because I like my name. Why do I have to? Because we're married. So what? Because you love me. Because you love me. That's why. That's why you do it. So I need to be subservient and take your last name? No, listen. Is that how it works? It is not a subservient name. What is it? Love. L-O-V-E. Why does love mean having the same name? It just shows them that you want to be a part of their family. Like you are one with them. Your team. Your partner. Why don't you, okay. She loves you. Why don't you change your name to Michael Bryan? Yeah, there you go. It's a nice name. The spring broke. Springbrook on my head. Just change your name to Michael Bryan. A little Mexican Irishman. Hey, it works as Shannon. Top of the morning essay. Yeah, but that's tradition, you know. Lauren, are you raising my blood pressure on purpose? No. She's dead serious. She's told me that before. Me too. Is the name, because you like that name. It sounds nice. It's my name. It's my name. If you get married. If you get married. Who knows if I'll even make it to 60. I might have.

3:16:54It'll be my name longer, O'Brien, than whatever fantasy name I would allegedly take on. To become one. To become one. To become one. Okay, maybe when we have a kid and I want that kid to have the same last name as me. Would you ever hyphen? No. That's not a point. A great Mary Decker tab. For her. Olympics. Why did they hyphen? Oh, the hyphen kills me. That Angelina, the Jolie-Pitt. It's like, really? Jolie-Pitt? Jolie-Pitt. Say it fast, it's funny. Brangelina. I would be so upset. I'd be hurt. I'd be hurt. Why would you be hurt? Hurt. Why? Because I want... It's archaic. I'll tell you why. Archaic. It's archaic. I would be hurt because you know how it's a girl's kind of thing when she's a little kid that she thinks about how wonderful her wedding day will be? Does she? Doesn't she? Doesn't she? But like, think of how cool it feels for a guy once they get married to go, hey, Mrs. Esparza, you know, and like... Like, that's your wife, and she now has your last name, and that's so cool for them to say. I was so excited. Okay, but let me finish this thing. Lauren, you do have to acknowledge that little girls do kind of look forward to their wedding day, right? Some little girls. Okay, some little girls. I did. 99%. 0.9. 99.9. No, 100. Okay. Okay, 100%. No. 99.9.

3:18:17She's the 0.1%. I'm not saying it won't be a good time. I'll make it a good time, but I haven't been, like, fantasizing about... There's no doubt about that. I haven't been, like, fantasizing about one day. I'm going to be Mrs. Johnson's dad. Let me finish the thought. Little girls, think about that day. Thank heaven. Little girl. And I think that little boys go, you know what? One day a woman is going to take my name. Yes. And there's going to be a wife that I have and she'll have my name. And that'll be really cool. Little boys do that. I don't think they do that. Dude, I was so excited. I'm not a little boy. I'm a big boy. Yeah. And I go, Jamie Woods. J-Dub. J-Dub. J-Dub. That's her nickname. J-Dub. I call her Ordub. And like Todd is not one to ever be like, oh, you know, why does it still say Richards on there? But I could tell he was like bummed. He won. He wants me to be Santa Claus. Of course. My sister, weird, hasn't taken her husband's last name. Oh, boy. And now they have a baby, and he'll constantly be like, we'll be over here. In this family. Any O'Briens stand over there. Question. What do they call the baby? What do you mean? Last name. His last name. Why? It's theirs. What's that? It's theirs. Why? Because that's...

3:19:31The last name gets passed on a list. That's pretty archaic, though. Through the man. That's pretty archaic. Well, that's what they chose to do. I'm not going to judge. She still goes by O'Brien. Your Honor, the prosecution rests. If I were... That's not my child. I know. If I were her husband, I would say it is hurting me that you are not my name. Please do this out of love. He doesn't like it. He doesn't. No, he doesn't. All right, so you guys just start to date. And you're out. You've been on 10 dates. Getting serious. No, you've been on 50 dates. It's getting serious. You're starting to think about, this could be the one for me. You look at it and you go, man, I could really see you being Mrs. Esparza one day. And she says, not going to happen. That can happen. I will always be Laura No O'Brien. No, I would like... Would that be a deal breaker? Oh, dude. I'm asking Mike. Would that be a deal breaker for you? I would be crushed. I would be crushed. I would never say that. I would follow the spirit of the question. Oh, you wouldn't tell him? Oh, secrets. Wait a minute. Tell me again. But I wouldn't say... How did you say it? No, that's not going to happen. No, but you'd say, you know what? I've never really felt comfortable with a woman taking a man's last name. I'm going to remain an O'Brien no matter who I marry. I don't have a strong...

3:20:42particular stance that I'm saying I never would. Right. I'm just saying I don't see the absolute need to. Have you ever told a boyfriend that? I don't think so. Never even popped the question, oddly enough. No, but, you know, but, like, when you're dating. Hey, O'Brien. I would tell a dude. I think you should tell the dudes. I would want to know that. Why? First date. Because after I fell in love with you, after I fell in love with you, if you sprang on me, hey, listen, I might not. Just so you know, I might not. Take your name. I'd be like. Why? Dagger. Eject. Dagger. Dagger. I'm trying to think of like what the equivalent would be for a girl. You know what I mean? I was kind of too. Yeah, you don't get an engagement ring. It's archaic, man. Everybody's done that for years. It's archaic. And you know what else? It's expensive. You know what else? It's wasteful. It's wasteful. It's expensive. And you know what? You don't get one. And what is it? It's something that goes around your face. It's a diamond. A diamond is forever. Yeah, is it? So is the last name. So is the last name. It's a symbol. It's a man's carrying on legacy. My last name will be forever as well. It's my dad's last name. M1. Your dad has sons, though. It's one thing if you were, he only had daughters. If you were the daughter. He has two sons. M1 Coyote Man from PB. Are you there? Yeah, I do. Is that why you have that nickname? I love it.

3:22:05Coyote Man, what's the deal? Yeah, I've been married three years. When I was dating my wife, I said, actually, after we got engaged, I said, we were talking about it, and I was extremely, we talked about it real nice, and she was definitely going to change her name, and everything was good, but she never got around to it. And I was super upset and unhappy about it, because I've always been like, I want a family, and that's part of my family. You know, you got to have the same last name to be part of the family. So she tells people, oh, yeah, I got your same last name. But she doesn't. She didn't change it. It's not on her driver's license. Wait a minute. She tells people that she has your name? Yeah, even though she doesn't. A lot of people do. I'm going through that process. I already got my social security card with my new name and everything on it. But it is a nightmare. I mean, there's a lot of paperwork. Yeah, but it took you, what, an afternoon? Yeah.

3:22:54It took you an afternoon. Yeah, but I'm going to the DMV this week. You gotta call all your credit card people. You gotta get a new social security number? No. It's the same number. Oh, really? You got a new life, though, with a new man that's new your soulmate. It's your hubby. That owns me now? Is that how that works? No. I feel like you feel special. I feel special. Eject, eject, eject, eject. I just said that. That just kicked me right in the gut. I just said that to get to you. I don't believe that. You got me on that one. You got it. It worked. I don't believe that. Are there any other girls? I see the phones calling and saying that they don't. Yeah, phones are blowing up. I'm sure. I mean, I know of other girls. I want to hear both sides. I want to hear it. I've got to. Heather. Yes. Can you hold on and we'll talk to you when we come back? Yes, I can. You're listening to The Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Driving an Infiniti is unlike driving any other luxury car in the world. It is, in a word, inspired. Consider the 328-horsepower G Sedan. While it seats up to five...

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3:31:16No. Oh, yeah. Just watch it. And that song was on every single one. It was so great. Nothing more awkward than doing Rush. Oh, nothing. I did it in like three houses, and I was like, I'm done with this. Get me out of here. Awful. Really? It was a triple Pi Phi legacy. Write that down. Yeah, for sure. My brother was a Sigma Chi. Was he? My grandma. It was a big deal. There's a woman on the line that's been holding, and her name is M1 Heather from North Park. Hi, Heather. Hello. You've not changed your name? Nope. How long? Almost six years. May I ask you a question? Yes. Why do you not love your husband? Oh, get out of here. How come you haven't changed it? I'm a bit of a cougar. And I decided to keep that because I have kids involved. And, you know, I don't want to be the mom would be.

3:32:15other name, you know, I just thought that would be nice for my children. And I like my last name. I like my ex-husband. I don't know. I just... I like my ex-husband? You kept your last... He's nice. You kept your name because you like your ex... I'm sure that makes your husband... Because I like my ex-husband because I like my children. Wait, wait, wait. You're divorced and you have your, not even your maiden name, you have your ex-husband's last name? Right. Wait, wait, wait. Oh. Here's the best part of this. My husband is so lazy that he uses my ex-husband's last name as his email because he just took one of my old email accounts. So now my husband uses my ex-husband's last name. That's shocking. Your ex-husband must be like, I'm the man. That is shocking. I know plenty of people that have kept their women that have gotten divorced and kept their ex-husband's last name because they want the same last name as their kids. I don't think that that part's weird. It's just, you know what? It's nice for the kids. You want to be the kid who has, you know, misses. You know, it's just hard for the kids. She's remarried. She's remarried and it has. That's okay to have a different name than your kids in that case for your new husbands. My new husband's like 30. He doesn't care. You guys are a cougar, aren't you? With the program, it's a name. It's like an age. It's an identity. It's your identity.

3:33:41It's not my identity. My identity is inside. It's not on a piece of paper. Well, I could use the same philosophy then against you. Okay, do it. If it doesn't mean anything, go change it. Yep. If it's not your identity. I'll pay for it. I'll pay for it. Yeah, we'll pay for it. Mikey and I will chip in. We'll pay for it. We'll hold a bake sale this weekend, Woods and I, and we'll pay for it. Hello dollies. I want to talk to your husband. I want to talk to your husband. My husband's working so I can go shopping right now. So he's kind of busy. Do you have him call us? Wait, if you're a real cougar, you're supposed to be throwing down money to him. What's up with that? I don't know. See, there's your antiquated thinking once again. How old are you, Heather? I like to support the den. I like to be supported. How old are you, Heather? I am 42 years old. 42 with a 30-year-old husband. Yeah. Well, no, no, no. He's 30. You don't even know how old he is. When's his birthday? June 13th.

3:34:50What year? 76. And how old is he? 33. 33? 33. All right. All right. If I knew how to do math, I'd figure you out right now. We'd have you busted. Here's the best part. Here's the best part. He's now a grandpa. And my daughter... Wait, wait. My daughter is 24, but... Her baby daddy is a year younger than my husband, so our family parties are just off the hook. Let me just tell you. That is insane. It's fun. It's good. It's good. It's all good. Yeah, it's all good. Sounds like it. This seems like a circus a little bit. I love that it works for her, though. Sure, yeah. I'm glad it works. Load up the kids. Let's move to Beret. I'm exhausted. It's wonderful. Sounds like a party. My spirit left my mind, dude. How about M1 Shannon from Carlsbad, whose husband took her last name? No way. Don't get all upset. It's actually a very sweet story. Is Sally there where we can talk to her? Can we call Sally and see what he really thinks about it?

3:36:14Weird. It's actually, it's a really nice story, so don't judge him. Okay, you're right. Now, in all fairness, is his name really Sally? Nancy? Last question. Where do you keep him chained? All right. Okay, let's hear the story. I bet it is. It's probably, there's some aspects that are sweet. All right, well, tell us the story. Fire away. Okay. When he was little, his dad left. He was not raised with. a father and his dad was never involved in his life in my family i have a sister but there's no boys so there's no one to carry on our name so my dad never had a son he never had a dad when they met they hit it off so much that he felt and since and you know also in his family no one else has that name his mother remarried and she has a different last name now gotcha so he didn't feel any ties to his last name he didn't feel like it was a name that he wanted to carry on sure

3:37:21When he admired my father so much that he felt like he wanted to carry on his family name. That's cute. You threw a caveat in there and I buy it 100%. 100%. Excuse me. My name is William Wallace and it's about a lot more than what you're saying right now. There's a little something called family honor. There's a little bit more involved than just... Who my dad was, all right? But William, he didn't have any family honor. I understand. The young lad didn't have a father. He married into a new family. I understand. And his new father-in-law really became like his father, and he thought, I'm going to respect that father and take his name. I have one word for you. What is it? Git. Oh, stop it, William. G-I-T. G-I-T. That's all I've got to say about it. Please. I like it. I like it, too. Thank you, guys. I love it. That's a great story. It's very sweet. Wait, does your husband have any nicknames from his guy friends now, like Sally? No, they would not, because my husband would kick their butts. Shannon, hey, listen. It's a very sweet story. It is. It is. Now, please change your last name to his last name. The fun is over. It's very sweet. No, Shannon, it is sweet. Thank you. You got me with that one. Yep. You got me. She got me. I'm sold. All right, I'll ask you the question that this...

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3:46:02Check out the new Echo Village page at FM949SD.com for all types of useful, eco-friendly information. You can read stories and check out businesses having a positive impact on our community and our planet. Supported by Think Blue San Diego. Back to the Mikey Show on FM949. Thanks, Tom. Welcome back. It's good to be back. Lauren O'Brien. Wow. Lead the Wise is on American Clowns. Yes. And, what, is American Idol's down to two people now? Yes, the final two. Lead the Wise, one of them? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he didn't know that...

3:47:30That Niagara Falls falls between the border of Canada and the United States of America. That's good. Yeah, whatever. Where's he from? He's a singer. Where's he from? I don't know. Don't know. America. Yeah. He's from America. That's probably an education thing. Kids should know that. It's better on the Canadian side, in my opinion. Is that right? How come you don't live on that side? No, I mean, just a view of the falls. Of the view. The view of the falls, of Niagara Falls. I'll ask Topper because he's actually gone over in the falls. In a barrel. In a barrel. I'll ask him. He'll know. I'll call him. I'll text him. He's probably flown over in a chopper. Well, that, and I know that he did a barrel trick and went over in the falls. Did he? He went over in a barrel. It's a good bit. It's awesome. It's a good bit back in the 40s. My grandparents' honeymoon there. They did. Really? Like, is there like a little hotel there? Oh, there's a million. There's like lodges and stuff. There's a million of them. Now there's like little casinos and things. It's like the Poconos. Dude, it sounds like such a 1940s thing to do. Yeah, see? You want to go to? Let's go to the Falls. Well, let's go to Branson, Missouri. I really do think the Falls are...

3:48:44The brochures are hilarious. Beautiful that time of year. That's cute. We got new releases real quick. What do we got? Coming out today. Yes. Hank Williams 3, Rebel Within. You like it, Woods? Yeah, I like Hank. I just like him because of his name. Never got Hank 3. His legacy. Dirty. Dirty boy. I've heard Hank 3. Just don't get it. Sex and the City to the soundtrack. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Do you know who this is? Who is this? Yeah, hold on. Don't tell him. I'm going to guess. Listen. Yeah, I was making a cameo in the movie. Beyonce. No. Listen, listen. Give me a hint. Oh, I know who it is. I'll give you a hint. I'll tell you. Catherine Hepburn. No. If you like it. If you like it, then you'd better put a ring on it. You're on the right track. I'll give you a hint. Who? She was in Arrested Development. Yes, it is.

3:49:52Liza? Yes. She's in the movie. How weird. How weird. Yes. I'm in Sex and the City. Whoa. That was fabulous. It's fabulous. Sex and the City. Fabulous. STP is also out. Stone Temple Pilots. Yes. The next version. So excited. Hey, honey. We're going to have a little listening party over at the crib tonight. Real good. All of it. That's good. Oh, I love it. When you say stuff like that, I'm sure she's like, right? Yeah, she does the eye roll. I was informed of that last night that when I do my bits about her, she just goes, really? I get so, I can see that. Oh, yeah. I can see her doing it. I know. She's a saint. Alice Cooper, Alice Does Alice is already out. School's out, pal. Summer. You're out on Alice Cooper. Really? Dude, this is another one I just, I never got it. He's like meatloaf to you. Yeah, dude.

3:50:57You just nailed it. Allison Moore, Crows. She's married to Steve Earle. I like it. Hardcore troubadour. Don't say stuff you don't know, Woods. This summer, he was just a school teacher. He was just another professor. My commercial ended. J-Lo's hubby, Mark Anthony, has a little something-something out today. Iconos. Oh, what's he saying? I don't know, but I guarantee he's wearing a white blouse. And it's open, and it's like you can see his chest. That guy scored, and I don't understand how. He is one of the squirreliest looking dudes I've ever seen. He is, man. He is squirrely. He's so little. He's squirrely. Jennifer Lopez.

3:52:14Their kids look a little bit like him. Oh, no. Little squirrels. Little squirrels. That's great. Little squirrel family. They must be beautiful. With giant asses. Oh, dear. Also today, John Prine in person and on stage. Nice. A little screen just came up on my computer, and I can't get it to go away. Weird. Here comes Jay. I almost just took the mouse and went, did that fit the give up? Done. Fixed. Jay's like, I just need to look at it, and he'll fix it. John Prine in person and on stage. I'm in. I imagine driving a truck. Oh, yeah. Sounds like a little battle. Oh, yeah. What's the matter, Mike? I love his faces during new releases. It's the best. Translates really well to the air. How can you like Crazy Heart and not like this? Because his voice doesn't sound like those old country crooners. It's his voice that I'm having an issue with. You know how I always say, oh, that sounds really good in my eardrums, and oh, this...

3:53:38You're not feeling it? That one doesn't. Maybe if the lead singer from Hinder sang it, then maybe it would sound good in your ear. It's not bad. Nickelback? You should hear the talking part. Maybe if Chad Kroger sang it. His talking parts are brutal. Maybe if Bad Blake sang it. Oh, hell yeah, you know it would be good. Bad Blake sings good. A real big album coming up today. What? Rihanna, rated R. Doesn't sound like anything else she's put out. It's crazy. How about rated F? So original. This is like a remix. It could sound like all of them. It does. It does. But that sounds good. Do you not sing? Hey, listen. If Dryers comes out with another type of vanilla, I'm all in. I like Dryers. Tastes good. I will try that vanilla. Sure, why not?

3:54:36Do you not sing along to Umbrella Woods? No, I don't even know that song. Yeah, you do. I swear I don't. Stop it. I've heard you sing it. Stop it. I was going to tell you guys this is a meeting. I'd never heard it until. Yeah, right. I swear to God. You're lying. I swear to God. I swear on my mother. Where have you lived the last year and a half? With my iPod. With my iPod. I swear on my mother when you're like, let's do Umbrella. I was like, yeah, it sounds great. And then you're like. No, I believe it. I've heard Eskimo Blue Waters version. More times than I've heard the original. I swear. Is that why you weren't laughing? Yeah, that's exactly why. Because I was like, oh, funny. Slicker, icker, icker. I don't get it. Yeah, he doesn't. He doesn't listen to it. Way to be a team player. He doesn't listen to it. Maybe do some research. I took one for the team. A copy of the schedule? He doesn't listen to any pop music, so he didn't know. You don't. You're right. You don't listen to pop music. I was just responding to her snide comment. What did she say? Maybe I'd do some research. Really? Really. Oh, wow. Maybe I team up with Woods. Thank you. Finally, for once. I have an ally. How weird for Mike. He's taking a little bit of a beating to me. Every day. Oh, really? Yeah, welcome to the roast show. What was my last, what was the last break? Hey, you dug that hole for yourself, my friend. No, I didn't. Yeah, you did by not taking my name. Yes. You ganged up on me. No fighting, kids. If you love me. If you love me. If you love me, you take my name. Yes. Maybe you can be Mrs. Michael Woods.

3:56:02There you go. Portishead. Really, Jay? With the endless love? Endless love again. This is Woods. Woods and Mikey's song. All right, turn it off. Friends listen to Endless Love in the Dark. Sure they do. Creeper. Also today, Portishead chased the tear. This is all Portishead. Oh, sorry. I feel like it's Christmas Eve and I'm doing the Christmas shopping in a hurry. My soundtrack at Tron 2. He's running around. I didn't even know. Yeah, this will be on in the gap. Oh, yeah. Totally. Abercrombie. Okay, now some DVDs. Oh, that is so right on. That's so the gap. Some DVDs you may want to pick up. They're out today. Dear John. Channing Tatum. Must miss.

3:57:05Amanda, I thought you were like related to Channing Tatum. He's a family friend. I'm sure he is. Really? Channing Tatum and my brother both hooked up with the same girl. So he's a family friend? Your brother's friend's nanny? No. Channing Tatum's wife swam in my pool. That's pretty good. Channing Tatum's wife was my brother's high school sweetheart. So can we call her? Yeah, absolutely. Her name's Jenna Dewan. She's famous. She was in Stuff Up. I know. Let's hook up an interview with Channing. That's my girl. Does she know your name? Dude, she grew up at my house. Is she friends with you on Facebook? I don't think I'm friends with her. I dated for like three years. What is Step Up? But I don't want to be a... What is Step Up? It's a movie. She's a phenomenal dancer. She's hot. Phenomenal. What's Step Up? It's a movie. You would hate it. You would love it because it's... You would love it. Yeah. Yeah. You'd love it. It's like West Side Story's modern version. No, it's like, so you think you can dance? He'd love it. Really? Yeah. Yeah. And finally, another big movie coming out DVD today, The Road. What's that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, The Road. What's that? It's the... Biggo? Is it Biggo? Yeah. It looked pretty good. It's based on the book? Yeah, it is. It's good. It looks good. The book's real weird. The book... Did you read the book? Everyone raves about that book. It lost my interest like halfway through. You have to stick with it. Question. Question. Is it fantasy? No. Is it reality? It's gross. You'd like it.

3:58:35It's apocalyptic. I'm kind of out. Future times. It's a fantasy. Literary-wise, it's good. You'd like it. Yeah. Have you read it? Did you love it? I don't know if I loved it because it made me so sad, but I thought it was a great read. Did you see the movie when you started reading it, though? It's not about fantasy. It's about family. It's a father-son thing. Did you see the movie? It's so heavy. No, it didn't. I don't know if I want to. About 340 pages. Yeah. I wonder if Hillary would take her husband's last name. Of course. Of course she would. Did you? Did you? Yes, I did. Was it a beef? No, it wasn't a beef at all. Of course not. She's looking at Lauren like, I'm just curious. Of course. Any woman who does not. I respect you. As do I. I'm not saying I won't. I was just curious. I'm just saying I don't have to. Right. You don't have to do anything you don't want to do. You don't have to do anything. Dying to pay taxes. No means no. That's it. Not at all relevant. Not really sure how that fit in, but okay. And you know what? Your body belongs to you. Yeah, right? Your body's a wonderland. Your body is a wonderland. Hillary, what do you have coming up on the show today? So much good stuff. Joe Jackson, Arcade Fire, New Devo, Soft Pack, Peter, Bjorn, and John. Actually, I'm trying to do that thing where I...

3:59:57Play requests. Even if I can't get to them that day, I'll save them for the next day. So a lot of these are left over from yesterday. I'll do it. Did you play one for the kid here? Yeah. What do you want to hear? I want to hear some Nada Surf. Oh, nice. Did you go to the show? I didn't, but I did get to come interview Matthew last night with Tommy. Good for you. Bucket list. Crossed off. Done. That's cool. So great. Lovely and talented Hillary is up next, and we'll come back tomorrow morning at 6 o'clock and do it all over again. Mikey Show's out late. Lincoln Financial Radio Station. Mikey in the Morning. About the music all day and night. FM 94.9. It's about the music.