The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 06/01/10

0:00KBZT San Diego, Lincoln Financial Media Station. The new home of The Mikey Show. FM 94.9. It's Tuesday for you. A lot of people feel like today's Monday, right? Yeah. I do. I know it. I do. Aren't you glad it's not? Aren't you? It isn't. Today's Tuesday. Welcome back. Hope you had a good Memorial Day. Mikey shows back on the air. Does my microphone sound different to you? Way different. Me too. Why? I don't know. I don't know. I thought you took it in the garage and made some tweaks this weekend. We all sound different. We all do, right? Is it on the weird switch it used to be? No, everything's right. Let me tell you. We're going to have our own studio soon. What happens over the weekend at any radio station, anywhere,

2:15is that DJs a lot of times that work on the weekends, me too, I did it too, they'll be like, I'm going to tweak this. I mean, it's the weekend, and I'm going to tweak this. I'm going to dial it in. They don't mean to. Yeah, they do. Really? I did. Somebody messed with the Obama poster, too. I wonder who did that. That was Mikey. It wasn't me. Mikey? It wasn't. It wasn't me. That is nuts. Somebody turned it around. Mm-hmm. Hey. Jay, can you come in and just take a quick perusal of the board to make sure that everything looks right? Since for us, it sounds so different. It sounds so weird. It sounds like it used to sound, I think. Whoa. Yeah, I made some changes with the way that things sound. And it doesn't sound the same anymore. It sounds like something happened. Don't know what. For you and your car, it doesn't. This has just been a wasted 60 seconds.

3:14They're like, you guys sound totally fine. Stop talking about sound. Get to your bits. Yeah. Can you do some bits already? Dance, monkey. Yeah, dance. Oh, okay. That changed. That changed it, Jay. That sounds a little better. Hello. I don't know. What'd you do? Sweetie de soie. Sweetie de soie. Thank you, Jaybird. Sounds exactly the same to me. Does it? It sounds a little. No, it sounds normal now. Maybe I just turn my volume up. Well, let's get to it. 570-194-9949-mikey at gmail.com is how you text us. Five people on the show, myself, Woodsy, Lauren, Sienna, and Jay. It was a three-day weekend and a lot happened while we were gone. Gary Coleman passed away. I got a CNN notification. I have that set up on my phone. Sienna just looked at Woods and then made a face like... Oh, no. And the reason that she did that, and Lauren was not here on Friday, the reason that she did that is because Woodsy, you know, when we reported that Gary Coleman had been taken to the hospital due to a fall, you know, Woodsy said, you know, must not have been a long fall. And, you know, we chuckled. And then Woodsy said, man, I sure hope nothing happens to that guy. Literally three hours after he said that. We were whispering because we knew, like, what if something happens?

4:42Right. You know, all of us on the air like, oh, should we even be talking about this? And then it happens. I know it. I text Woods. I'm like, dude, we are bad luck. I know. I know. I called him and he said, I know. Leave me alone. Hey, his life was cut too short. Really? Really? Okay, we're awful. It's too soon. It's too soon. Really? It was a short life. I read like... 50 of them. 50 of the Gary Coleman lines on Facebook. Dude, I felt like the angel of death when I got that text. I thought Mikey was pulling my leg. And then I'm like, well, Mikey really wouldn't joke about that. And so I write him back. I'm like, no. My text back was, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way. It's true. And I called him. He goes, yep. It's true. Take a listen. I can't afford a taxi. Get a job. That's the whole idea in the first place. Willis needs a job. You get the picture? I am unemployed. Then why don't you collect unemployment insurance? Arnold, to collect unemployment, you got to not be working at what you're working at before you stop working. What you talking about, Willis? Oh, hearing the three of them talk, you know, you hear things about the curse of different strokes. It's like those three right there have...

6:10Fell on some hard times. Oh, no. Oh, no. Is one of them still? Yeah, good one, L.O.B. Todd Bridges. Will, yeah. He was convicted or at least charged of murder charges. He was still alive. He's still alive, yeah. Dana Plato committed suicide after going through terrible times, robbing a dry cleaner. And, of course, you know, Gary Coleman had his issues. My brother, Mark, my oldest brother. actually met Gary Coleman in the strangest way. My brother is a railroad engineer, and he came back from a trip and met him. Thought that he was a little kid. It was 3 o'clock in the morning. My brother, totally unfamiliar with pop culture, my oldest brother, Mark. He didn't know anything about pop culture. So he didn't know who Gary Coleman was. And Gary Coleman walks up to him and says, One of the train, one of your engines is hot boxing. My brother, this is a railroad term. He says it's hot boxing. What that means is that the brakes have been applied on the train and it's pulling sparks for a quarter of a mile. People are getting high back there. And what he had been doing, Gary Coleman, was he'd just been parked at his car at two o'clock in the morning in Tucson watching trains. He was a big fan of trains.

7:36And so my brother says to him, you shouldn't be out here right now. No. Yes. He didn't realize he was a grown adult man. He thought he was a kid. And so he asked him to come into the building and help fill out some paperwork. And after he left, after Gary Coleman left, one of my brother's co-workers comes up to him and says, did you get his autograph? And my brother said, no. Why? No, I called his parents. Yeah. Yeah, no, I called the authorities. But yeah, Gary Coleman's a big fan of trains. That is insane. That was Mark's run-in with little Gary Coleman. Listen how profound the lyrics to the Different Strokes theme song are. Oh, that's a great song. Now the world don't move. I'm going to read it as Barack Obama because that always sounds better. That always sounds good. Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some. Man is born. He's a man of means. And then along come two. They got nothing but their genes. Well done. That's it. Yes, we can. But they got different strokes. It takes different strokes. It takes different strokes to move the world. I thought it was to rule the world. To move the world.

9:13Everybody's got a special kind of story. Everybody finds a way to shine. It don't matter what you got. Not a lot. So what? They'll have theirs. You'll have yours. And I'll have mine. Together we'll find different strokes. Amazing. It's very deep. It's a great show, man. Great show. Mr. Drummond, the whole bit. Never saw it once. Really? What? Mike. Never once. Didn't watch those 80s sitcoms, man. Not one of them. Only one I watched was Three's Company. Genius. I watched Three's Company, but other than that, I didn't see any of that Family Matters or Family Ties. None of that stuff. Didn't watch it. That's what Boner was in, the other guy. Boner, yeah. The other guy I killed this year. Yeah. A little bit later on, Entertainment Weekly released their list of the best characters of the last 20 years. Sienna's got that. I want to see if we can guess those because I bet you we can. Oh, yeah. For sure. And then the other big loss this weekend was Dennis Hopper. Yeah, he died on Saturday from prostate cancer. He had been battling that for a while. And now this is really crazy because, you know, he was.

10:27trying to get a divorce before he died right yeah you hear about all this with victoria duffy who's his fifth wife uh-huh and she had he had to get a restraining order against her um a judge ordered her to move out of the house she didn't she moved to another part of their property right and she's claiming you know just because we didn't officially get a divorce, I should still get my chunk of the money. Oh, boy. And he had a prenup, thank goodness, but she's supposed to be receiving 25% of his estate and $250,000 in life insurance. Now, that's what the prenup says. Yeah. But because of the, you know, that he was trying to get a divorce, she shouldn't. be getting any of that. Right? And she's making a big stink saying, I should be getting this money. We were not legally divorced, you know, but they had been to court. A judge had ordered her to move out, but she refused to. Isn't that morally wrong? Yeah. Morally, sure. Yeah. Normally, she probably has a case. Yeah. Dennis Hopper said that she was insane, inhumane, and volatile. Wow. Oh my gosh. Oh my. I love Dennis Hopper. I do too, man. How great was he in Speed? Pop quiz, hot shot.

11:31There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do? There was no better nutball in movies. No. Did you ever see Easy Rider? I haven't seen Easy Rider. That's my profile pic in honor. Yeah. He was an Easy Rider. One of my favorite movies, man. He was a loon. Yeah. Loon. Dennis Hopper. Cool old dude. That's too bad. 570-1949. That's our number. You want to call us? Whatever you want to talk about, you can call us about. Or you can text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. I got my first surfing injury. Oh. Bent my toes backwards because I had on flippers. What? Because I ride a boogie board.

12:25You bend your toes backwards. Yeah, bend them backwards. It's all bruised. They're bruised? What happened? Yeah, my little toe knuckles. What happened? He was showing everybody yesterday at his party. Everybody. I was looking for sympathy from anybody that would give it to me. Like a big baby. Rebecca walked by and she looked at me and she goes, mm-hmm. You know, Mikey, big boys call them fins. I know. They call them flippers. I know it. What were you doing? Were you walking in them? I feel like such a dork in those things because I can't. I was trying to walk in them and I can't. You got to walk backwards into the water. I know. And then when a wave comes and it knocks me over onto the sand, I feel like everyone's laughing because they are. Aren't you supposed to hold them and put them on once you get in the water? Yeah, but then as you're kind of where you can sit and put them on, the waves keep coming. And so you're like, and you're trying to put them on and flip them on at the same time. I just feel like such a tool. When I'm in the water. I feel like I have no place there. You know? And I really don't, really. It's a really big ocean. We all have a place there. Do we do? Yeah, you wouldn't know it from some of the jack holes I ran into on Saturday and Sunday. Don't worry about them. Yeah. Hey, listen. Easy point break. Everyone starts somewhere. Exactly. Yeah. Remember when you, your first time out? Maybe don't run mouth. I have such a different attitude than Woodsy. Oh, boy. I don't. My attitude is like.

13:52I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's your ocean, not mine. I know. Yeah, I'm like, I'm the visitor here. You know what you're doing. That's what I feel like. Like, they know what they're doing. I'm always like, please don't kill me when they're coming right from my head. Are you getting flack from them? No. I got a little, but I think it was because of our group. There was about six of us out there, and this guy tried to get on a... get on a wave and like we were just kind of all bunched up but we were all kind of off the side and he looked over at us and he just goes F like that and I go easy just like that you know what though like I have to kind of have their back a little bit the ones that have been here doing it for a long time yeah someone has to have their back if you think about it they're you know they love a sport and you guys are starting to love a sport right that you can't just have your own wave you know well I wish I wish I could say to them this is what I would say What can I do? Like, I'm sorry. I've clearly upset you. What can I, what should I do? You just have to know how to get out of their way if they're on a wave. That's the thing. That's the most important thing. And hey, if you see them catching a wave, just bail. That's what I do. You just get out of their way, whatever it takes. If they're on that wave. Sure. What do you mean by just bail? I get out of their way. Okay. Yeah, and I will. Because if you throw your board. No. Yeah, I'll learn. I'll figure it out. You'll get there. And it's even like, that's something you have to learn just to get out of the way because it's hard. Yeah. So I still not.

15:15I really don't know where we are. Well, that's not true. I know that we couldn't plug that hole up out in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico. I got another, you know, read online a headline that we tried this procedure called the top kill where they blow a bunch of mud into the hole to try to plug it up and it didn't work. Yeah. They tried that. I believe they started that last Wednesday. And then they said, you know, you'll know after a day. Now you'll know on Friday. Now we'll be able to tell you if it works this weekend. And it did not work. Surprise, surprise. So they have a new plan. Oh, no. They're just making stuff up. I don't know. They have a dartboard with all kinds of ideas. I know. The new plan involves trying to saw through the pipe leaking the oil using robot submarines and cap it. And it could be tried as early as tomorrow. They're going to be trying this. I don't know why they don't try today if this is their plan. But the only permanent solution, which we've talked about before, is still two months from being ready. And that's by drilling the relief well. Has anybody thought to themselves,

16:21Like, I wouldn't be surprised if everybody said no. But has anybody thought to himself, God is mad at how greedy we are, and so he's just letting it get all messed up? Oh, yeah. I think that all the time. You do think that? Stuff like that. Yeah, for sure. I don't understand. Dude, I think about it. I'm like. It's getting close. Somebody's mad at us. Yeah, somebody's mad at us. All the earthquakes. The earth is mad at us. Somebody's mad at us. This is all that oil, you know. You know what I don't like is them saying their new plan, you know, sawing through the pipe. And then they're like, yeah, but the one that we know will work, you know, the relief well is two months away from being ready. And it's like, okay, so you know that this plan that you're trying is not going to work. Is that what you're saying? You had that plan in place. Yep. And that is the deal. They shouldn't have been drilling quite yet where they are. They're just trying to get there first. Mm-hmm. Oh, well. Not planning. We'll figure it out. Will we? I think so. Will we? Maybe not. We won't. We won't. Yeah, the five of us won't. Yeah, yeah. But people that are smart. Maybe Jay will. I've already got a plan. I'm just not talking. Jay's got some stuff going in the garage. I wouldn't rule out a big cork. I wouldn't either. I mean, I wouldn't rule. I would put that on the dartboard.

17:36At this point, a cork is sounding like the best idea yet. Well, I'm thinking like all along I was like, why not a cork shaped device but made of like titanium or something? We should just all start chewing on a lot of gum and just stick it in a big ball together. We can't rule that out. The problem with that, Sienna, is you get one hole in the gum. One little thing is shooting up and we've got to cap it again. And then a bubble's blown. It's like National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation. Then a dolphin gets caught in the bubble and it's over. We're done. What about this idea? What about a gigantically heavy cork-shaped Mexican. Device. Mexican. Cork-shaped device. What? Yeah, just make me thousands and thousands of pounds and I'll go down there and plug it. And you just drop it on top of it. Wouldn't that work? No? I don't know. I want to know exactly what the hole is shaped like. Don't. Do you think this is what BP is saying in meetings? Yeah. What if? This is. What if? This is their meetings. Like, who are we going to do? A lot more swearing involved. Yes. Do you guys remember we were talking about.

18:49The Indonesian kid that was making headlines because it was all over Facebook. It was all over YouTube. The Indonesian two-year-old smoking cigs. 40 cigs a day. Two packs. Two packs of cigs. 40 cigarettes. And you see this video and you're thinking, well, Woods and Mikey were like, absolutely not. It's not real. And I was like, how do you make that up? I don't believe it's real. I don't either. Well, the story thickens. CNN has gone down to Indonesia. And the first story, they had reported that the boy's name was Artie. Well, his name is Aldi. Aldi. A-L-D-I. Okay. And this reporter spoke with Diana, his mom, and two-year-old. Really? Diana? Diana. Is that the most popular baby name in Indonesia this year for little girls? Diana and Fred. Yeah. His dad's name is Muhammad. Really? Yes. Are you sure it's not Todd? Tad? Tad. Brent? I know. My brother's name. So they caught up with Aldi. They said that he is nearly twice the weight of other kids his age. What? Why is that funny? Sad. It's so sad. He should be skinnier. Blasting cigs makes you skinnier. Does it? Not in my case. Does it? I don't know. Here's a direct quote from his mother, Diana. Well.

20:04I don't want to give him cigarettes, but what am I supposed to do? I am confused. I didn't let him smoke. I even forbid him from smoking, but I was trying to stop him from getting sick. I guess she even showed the guys his head, Aldi's head, and there's a part of his head that was smashed in, like a big, huge dent from when he was hitting the wall so hard during one of his tantrums to try to get cigarettes. Like, he really, and he vomits. when he can't have the cigarettes. Really? Mm-hmm. And she even said, I was smoking when I was pregnant, but after I gave birth, I quit. Oh, good for you. So she doesn't smoke anymore. Oh, my gosh. Wow. I would think the rest of her quote would be, plus, this is all a made-up story, so I'm not sure what to do. No. Your kid is two. Take the belt to him, dude, if he doesn't listen. Maybe don't give him cigarettes. Right. How do you get them in the first place? Well, the chairman of the Indonesia's or of Indonesia's National Commission for Child Protection said smoking has been a part of our culture for so long. It is not perceived as being hazardous, as causing illness, as poisonous. Hey, listen, I don't care what you perceive. I know. Yeah. Like, so it's OK. It's OK. Yeah. Wow. You know, death to them is not perceived as the end of life. You know, sunset is not perceived as light coming up. Listen, you perceive whatever you want. It's a fact.

21:24Right? Ridiculous. Poor little Aldi. M1 Cave Dweller is calling from Wisconsin. Is that right? That's right, Mikey. What's up? Not too much, Mikey. I haven't been able to call a whole lot. I usually have to podcast the entire show and listen a day behind. This is really cool. Right on, dude. What's up? I just had a quick comment about this whole well in Louisiana. What's been going on? Yeah. Why isn't a released well? Part of the design of the original drilling plan. Right. That's what I was saying. Yeah. I think the reason is because they clearly did not have a plan for this. What BP thought was that they could drill oil. And because there hadn't been a catastrophe like this in the past, everything was cool. And they were wrong. We're going to get there first. Why worry about putting any kind of restraint system in a vehicle? Because we haven't crashed it yet. Yeah. Right. And that basically is the deal. I think that really is the deal. It's terrible. Yeah, and it's just sick that no one in the Office of Mineral Management or whatever even thought of this, and there were no kind of regulations for it. Props for knowing that there's something called the Department of Mineral Management. Absolutely. Because I didn't know that until you said it. I was just like, he said it. Yeah, look at that guy. It exists. That guy's smart.

22:49I think it's actually a made-up word. Yeah, you know what, dude? Props for the fake stat. Hey, I do it all the time. Yeah, I love fake statistics. You know, I really think that the Department of Mineralogy needs to take a deep look at this. And oil preservation. Royal preservation. And sedimentary science. Sedimentary science. It's pretty crazy, though. Do you want to know for the relief well to work, the drilling hole must... precisely intersect the damage well, which is they're saying they're comparing it to hitting a target the size of a dinner plate more than two miles into the ground. I'm sure that'll be easy. Imagine. I mean, how hard is that? But if we can develop weapons that do that, surely we can develop... Yeah. Well, maybe we could, but stop calling them Shirley. If it does miss, BP's going to have to back up the drill, plug the hole it created, and try again. Sure, that'll be easy. Piece of cake. The whole thing sounds so easy. Oh, yeah. Who's music on Tuesday? Jay Burtz. Jay. Johnny Cash, solitary man. Padres are red hot. In fact, Woods on Sports coming up next. Woodsy's going to tell you about how they did something they've never done in the history of the franchise yesterday. Set a record. Killer record you're going to love. And another dude in Major League Baseball.

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30:17You know, arrests and all that stuff. It's always big figure. We'll see if it's up or down. Wasn't me. Of course not. You're a good kid. Kid was a good kid. That's right. Real sweet. Where are you? Oh, 100. A little movie night each night. How about that? Delightful. Beach day and movie night. Padres last night set an offensive record at Petco. They routed the Mets 18-6, beating their record of 17 runs that they scored against Atlanta in the home opener. 18 runs. My goodness. Killer. It was awesome for Kevin Correa, Padres pitcher. He lost his little brother in a hiking accident earlier this month. It's been a rough, rough month for him. But they came out, got his back, he got the W. They picked them up real good. Wow. That's what they needed to do. They had a great homestand weekend. They had a win on Saturday and a walk-off on Sunday. There's still a half game up in the West. Wow, man. Pretty solid. Sienna, what are we going to do? Really, with this bit again? What are we going to do? You guys got to just pick.

31:23You guys are going to do nothing. I'm not changing. How we're acting is working, Mike. How long will it take until we finally jump on the bandwagon? October. October? I will always be on the bandwagon. I'm just not going to be very vocal about it. Maybe that's the deal. You know, because it's working. I like it. I love the Padres, though. Don't get me wrong. Well, I was thinking maybe we move LOB to sports because I didn't even hear about this until I got a text from her on Saturday saying that Roy Halladay... had thrown a perfect game, which was pretty salty, man. Why from L.O.B.? Because he plays for the Phillies. He plays for the Phillies, and my mom texted me, actually. She's a huge... Lauren, pick up your phone. She's a Phillies fan. Well, it was the 20th perfect game in Major League Baseball history. Second one this year. The clown from the A's, Dallas Braden, threw one earlier. Roy struck out 11 in the game. He almost lost it on the last play. It was a little hairy. Here's the game call. Cut one. Everybody on their feet. Halliday's got his size. The 1-2 pitch. Hit toward third. Castro has it. Spins. Fires. A perfect game. Oh, wow. He's running around the studio with victory arms. I love it. I'm such a fair weather fan. I know. They started to do something. She's all in on him. I'm like, yes, Doc Halliday. What up? Yeah. He's awesome. I love it. He's awesome. I love it.

32:56He had gotten close before, but this really cements him as truly one of the greats of all time. Also, the NBA Finals are set, and they begin on Thursday. The Celtics and the Lakers will face off for the 12th time in the Finals. And this is what Lakers coach Phil Jackson wanted all along, especially after running into Paul Pierce in the offseason, cut two. After we came back to the playoffs last year, I ran into Paul Pierce, and I said, get it back. We want to meet you in the Finals. So here it is. almost a year later, and we have this opportunity, both of us, to renew this rivalry. Todd wore Lakers shirts all weekend. I bet. I bet. Well, I got to say, I'm not the world's biggest NBA fan, but I'm on board with this matchup. This is pretty solid. This reminds me of when I was a little kid, watching Larry and Magic play each other. But I got to say, on this one, I got to go with the Lakers, man. No more titles from Boston. No more. I'm all in. Go, Lake Show. Go, Celtics. Also, I didn't catch any of the UFC 114 on Saturday night at the MGM Grand, but reviews I heard were not that great. Everybody was all fired up for the big Rashad Evans-Rampage Jackson match, but I guess it failed to deliver the goods, man. People were really upset about kind of the way it ended. I mean, Rashad did end up winning. He won the match in a decision, but they said he just didn't have that oomph that everybody was waiting for. What I heard was that Rashad...

34:16held Rampage for the first three rounds, which was boring. Everybody's just like, come on, do something. That's the worst. When you guys are holding and stuff, you're just sitting there going, oh boy, how much longer is this going to go on? We want to see you beat the crud out of each other. Yeah. That's what we're looking for. Yeah. And then finally, two quick stories to wrap it up. San Diego native Steven Strasburg will make his Major League debut. Atta boy. On June 8th against the Pirates. I'm going to go ahead and chalk that up as a W. Yeah. Okay? He's dominated in both AA and AAA, so it's time. You come in, you face the Pirates, so he's going to be in good shape. Guy's filthy. He is filthy. And finally, the Chicago Blackhawks are up 2-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals against LOB's Flyers. Sorry, LOB. How much is left in that? Whoever wins two more games. Best out of five. Best out of seven. Oh. Obama gave a speech yesterday for Memorial Day, and they had to call it off because it was raining so hard. Really? That's instantly funny to me. It's instantly funny. Guys? I don't know what it looked like. I just picture him in a yellow rain slicker. Where was he? In Washington, D.C. Excuse me, everybody. Listen up.

35:35concerned about lightning are you this may not be safe so i know that all of you are here to commemorate the fallen that's why we're here what we'd like to do is if possible to have people move back to their cars and if this passes in the next 15 20 minutes i will stick around and we'll come up and start up the ceremony again But we don't want to endanger anybody, particularly their children in the audience. So I'd ask everybody to very calmly move back to your cars. I'm going to move back to mine. Mine's armored. Oh. Mine's made of solid Kevlar. At least he didn't do the bit where he was like, well, thanks for coming, and we really appreciate all the soldiers. See you later. Right. I saw the lightning from the plane. Thursday night. Did it scare you? No, I loved it. Really? Yeah. No. No. I'd be scared to death if it was going to hit the plane. It was a full moon and there was lightning in the distance. It was cool. That'd scare me so bad. She'd had 14 cocktails, but, you know. Well, Lauren went back home to New Jersey. True. And it turns out that the brothers, the brothers love them some L.O.B.

36:59The brothers. Are they like, what's up, girl? Yeah. They're very outspoken. You know, it's a vast generalization of that culture. It seems that, you know, when guys are feeling you, they're much more vocal. And I like it. Yeah. It's good for the self-esteem, right? I do. Yeah, because, I mean, you don't have as much. diversity in San Diego as you do in other areas. So whenever I'm back in Philly, I'm like, what's up? That does not happen. What if some, what if I did it? That'd be a creepy, creepy, creepy raper guy. I have a funny story about that. I get maced. I went to Mesa, the junior college here for a little bit. And I remember the brothers always hung out at the same. like spot by the cafeteria. Right. And I remember I had my, you know, my backpack and I was about to walk by him and I'm bracing myself like, all right, here we go. They're going to say something. Right. You know, whatever. It'll be fine. Right. And as I'm coming closer, two of them jump up from the table because they're sitting, you know, on top of the table, not on the chairs. Right. And they jump up and stand up and throw their arms up and they're like, whoop, whoop. Like whoop, whoop as loud as they can. And I'm like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. But it wasn't to me.

38:18From across the campus, some other brothers started coming towards them. And those guys from across the campus. And you're like, I'm not as hot as I thought I was. No, I just died laughing. I'm like, what is that? That's how they say hot. You're like, hey, what about me? Yeah. What about me? Denied. Hello. Have you seen these? Have you seen these? Have you seen these jugs? Yeah. 570-1949. Probably wearing a sweatshirt that day or something. 949mikey at gmail.com. What do they say, LLB? What's the line? Do you remember any that you got? Hey, beautiful. One of the guys just called me California because I, you know, he was a TSA guy and I had to give him my ID. Hey, California. Look at her. She's blushing. Oh, yeah. I know. She's blushing. Yeah, she loves it. And then one of the guys at Enterprise, the rental car place, he hooked me up with, he bumped me up to the full size off of the economy and hooked me up with some serious radio. They always hook it up. Brother hooked you up with a full size? Yeah.

39:22You know they did. That's awesome. Yo, girl. Yo, girl. Can you hook me up with a full size? Yo, girl. You know I got your full size. Oh, yeah. I like it. I like the overt, you know. For sure. Maybe not so much from Woods. Yeah. That's weird. I always get slapped. No, as I said, I get brotherly love in the city of brotherly love. That's right. When you were in New Jersey, did you get my tomato seeds and woodsies? What did you want? Saltwater taffy. No. Saltwater taffy. What happened? What happened? You know, everything was a really, it was a very rushed trip. I barely, I saw my grandmother for like a half an hour, barely saw anybody. And I went to the farmer's market. I went to two farmer's markets on the way back. They didn't have saltwater taffy. And they didn't have tomato seeds. And they told me the same thing I told you, Mike. They're like, you don't get Jersey tomatoes from the seeds. You get it from the soil. You said that before you left. So, I blew it. Check this out. Well, first of all. Annie didn't get the seeds. I know. Creeper. Creeper. She's on the ground, by the way. That killed her. She'd love that. Put it on the tee. Kid's going to knock it out of the park. I'm no longer in my 30s. I'm 40. Yeah.

40:40First day of your 40s, pal. For a second day. You know, they say that 40 is the new 30. They say that. That's just what they say to the old 40. They just happen to say that on your 40th birthday? Yeah. They do say that. I'm knocking on 30's door and that's the new 20. Is it? Apple has sold 2 million iPads in less than 60 days. Yeah, and that's mainly in the U.S. because they just released the other iPads to other countries like a week ago. It's crazy, man. I mean, two million. That's nuts. It's a big iPhone. There's now over 5,000 apps for the iPad, too. There is? I have the iPad, and I like it, but it's just a big iPhone. I played with it yesterday. I played with it at Mikey's house yesterday. Yeah, no. It's like a big iPhone. I told Jamie, I go, you know what? We need to get you one of those. And then I played with it for a little while, and I was like, mm-mm.

41:37See, I'm sticking to the same reason that I saw the need for it in the start is traveling. I was like reading the celebrity magazines on the planes. Like the only time I read those. And Rob Thomas. Yeah. From. What is he? Matchbox 20. Matchbox 20. He was talking about his iPad. He's like, I load up a bunch of movies on there. I put a bunch of games on there. All my music. Everything is just like ready to go. Books. Everything like that. So I think that's the only time I'd really want it. Yeah, we travel so much, too. I know, right? Like once every three years. Yeah, exactly. But anyway, they've sold two million of them. That's crazy. And they're between $500 and $1,000 for one. So you can imagine. Apple's doing pretty good. I'm with you, though. I don't like. Not having a keyboard. Yeah, I don't either. I don't like the touch. You can type on it, but it's just harder. It's a beating. Yeah, it's a beating. You'll get used to it. A lot of chips and dips. That's what I want to find out. How much chips and dips we consume over the holidays. You know, it's just like Fourth of July. On Memorial Day, you feel...

42:42Like you're sort of a loser if you don't barbecue. I feasted on chips and dips at your house. Feasted. What kinds? Guacamole. Homemade guacamole. Weird. French onion dip. Ranch dip. Caramelized onions. No. What else? Is that it? That's it dip wise. Slade. Dip. Tastes so good. It's so good. Question. How come we usually only have dip on holidays? I know. We don't bust out dip on Wednesday, June 6th. You know, most people don't. I do. You do? You do? You're a big dip guy? Big French onion guy. Does hummus count as a dip? No. Yeah, I think so. I'm a hummus on a regular basis. Love it. But we don't really do it that often. No, I'd never do. Unless it's football season. Tell me what the worst. You have a story about the worst ones. Yeah. The worst regular potato chips, any guesses? Ruffles. No. Have you ever heard of Boulder? Nope. Boulder Canyon? Mm-mm. They're like the kettle chips. I hate those because they taste still to me. Oh, I love the kettle chips. The malt vinegar and sea salt are the worst potato chip for you. Oh, it's the worst for you. Mm-hmm. Got it. Got it. Worst chips and dip. Okay. What's the worst dip for you?

43:51We'll have regular potato chips, too, which is the Ruffles, cheddar, and sour cream. Delicious. So bad. Delicious. That's why they're so delicious. They like feet when you open the bag. They do, but they taste so good. Isn't that strange? You open the bag up, you're like, eww. Yeah. Let me put your feet, your shoes back on. I never even noticed that. Oh, every time you open a bag of chips, you're like, who? Oh. Yeah. Chips. The worst regular corn chip, the frito. I love fritos. Oh, man. Not me. What? They're so good. I'm not into those. What about the chili cheese? Oh, they're so good. I ate some of those this weekend. Feast. Yeah, I like the chili cheese ones, but the regular ones, Woodsy? Bro, you ever had the ranch Fritos? They have that? Yeah, they used to. I don't know if they have them anymore. I've never seen that. Oh, Mamacita, those are delicious. I have a new obsession, and they're those. They're called Takis. My mouth is watering. Oh, wow. I got you. I can see it. I can see something happening right there. You went into a little heroin-induced coma. They're like little rolled tacos or something, but as a chip, and they're so spicy. Is there anything better than dipping a little miniature taco into something? I like the scoops. The scoop shape. They break. I saw some chips, and I took a picture of them.

45:03These have to be the nastiest things ever. They were called Burger King burgers and fries. No, ketchup and fries. Flavored chips. Ew. Really? I've heard of ketchup flavored. Made me nauseous when I looked at them. So gross. The worst flavored corn chip is the Tostito hint of lime. I love those. And when she says bad, she doesn't mean bad tasting. She means bad for you. Bad for you. Delicious. The worst cheese dip. I don't know if you guys have ever had this. The Kraft Cheese Whiz. Oh, yeah. Out of a can? No, it's in like a little jar, yeah. Oh, that's horrible. That's filthy. Anything that says cheese whiz, I think maybe you should just step away from it. I have a question for you guys. Yesterday, I saw the little jars of Frito brand nacho cheese dip. Are you supposed to put that jar in the microwave or do you just eat it like that? Microwave. Microwave that. Now I know. Because I almost got it, but I'm like, I don't know what to do with you. Yeah, if you don't heat it up, it's kind of nasty. Cold cheese. Gross. The worst party dip, the Lay's Creamy Ranch Dip. Delicious. You had that? Yeah. I've never had that. Delicious. Creamy Ranch Dip. I've only had ranch like Hidden Valley. I'm out. I think I'm out too. It sounds tart and zesty and weird. Tart and zesty. I don't want tart and zesty. And creamy. Tart and zesty. Too much.

46:21Yeah, I think it seems overwhelming. It's too much. Yeah, overwhelming. Like salty or something. Whenever I think of ranch, I'm like, ooh, you're just going to. Me too. I'm going to evict you immediately. I'm going to go, get out of me. I'd bathe myself in ranch. Ew. Write that down. You know that. The worst salsa is the Tostitos Creamy Salsa. And the worst guacamole dip, Mike. What? Which one? Marzetti Guacamole Dip. I don't like store-bought. Makes me gag. Boy, Mike, you made it up yesterday. I love guacamole. So good. 570-1949. I love guacamole. Hey, by the way, later on in the show, later on in the show, they say that one in five drivers can't pass a written test, so Sienna's going to give us one. Oh, my gosh. She's going to give us a test, and we'll see. Driving test. I bet we suck. I bet Mikey passes. I will. I bet you I do not. I know all the rules. I just break them. Yeah. Write that down. Write that down. It's a good one. I don't know if you guys know about Sarah Ferguson. Fergie. The other Fergie. The other Fergie. I got that boom, boom, boom. Is that her? She was married to Prince Andrew. Redhead? Yeah. She doesn't look like she's from Buckingham Palace. She looks like she's from Austin. Yeah, she does. Well, I'm sure by now you've heard that there's video of her floating around of her accepting $40,000 in exchange for access to her ex-husband, Prince Andrew.

47:43Well, she was on Oprah on Friday. It's going to air today. So you'll be able to see this today on Oprah. And basically she says that she was drinking during that. So what? You can't sell stuff to people because you were drinking. No, I know. But she's saying, I was drinking at the time of the video sting. And she knows. She's disgusted by what she did. And she knows that she's toast. Yeah. But if you want to watch that today, she opens up. How come she's not? When you do that, don't you get arrested? No. How come she's out on the Oprah show? She should be getting arrested. What's the charge, though? Extortion or something. No, she was getting paid for services rendered. I can't sell your information. I can't sell your private info. But you can sell access to my private info, can't you? Maybe I can. They even have her voice on the video saying, I can open any door you want to Andrew. You know what? I think Woods is right. If I want to, I can say, this is where the... Yeah. I can be like, I know Mike Esparza's bank account. No, you can't say that. But what I can say is I can tell people where you have lunch. I can tell people if you want access to this guy and be able to take pictures of him. That kind of thing. I think I can. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. Maybe I can make a little extra coin. Yeah, me too. Mikey on blast. There you go. But I think you can. You're allowed.

49:04Yeah, so that's her deal. 570-1949, if you want to call. And if you want to text 949mikey at gmail.com. There was an arrest made in the death of that TV producer's wife. Now, that's the guy that they... Weren't they initially suspecting this dude that she was married to that was a producer on the show Survivor? Yeah. Is this the one that asked the homeless guy? No, no, no, no, no. This is a different one. This happened. It was the incident happened in April and we talked about it then. They were in Cancun. What happened is this guy, his name is Bruce Beresford Redman. He was a TV producer to Survivor. He was in Cancun staying at a resort. He called his wife who was in Hawaii with their two young kids and said, look, I want you to come meet me in Cancun. Now they've been having some marital problems. He was caught having an affair. sources close to the family say that the wife cleared out the bank accounts, was leaving him, took the kids to Hawaii to get away from the whole situation. He wanted her to come to Cancun to try to work it out. So the mom went by herself. He allegedly killed her there. She was found in a sewer, you know, a few days later at the Moon Palace Resort on April 8th. Right. Now, an arrest has been made. A Mexican judge has issued an arrest warrant for Bruce in the death of his wife.

50:23So, I mean, this is just getting bad. Now, there's been some other really weird situations because around the same time that his wife, Monica, was found dead, there were some other unsolved deaths. An elderly Scottish woman who was found in a swamp near the same time. A Canadian man who allegedly fell from a hotel balcony. And another woman reported an attempted rape in her hotel room. In the area? Yeah. In the same hotel room. Hotel room? No, no, no. The same. This last woman, yeah, in her hotel room, she called and reported an attempted rape. So this guy has not been arrested, the producer? He has. He has now, yeah. Weird. But that must be his defense. But, yeah, there's, I mean, there's weird. The initial investigation for his wife, Monica, was that she died of strangulation because of bruising around her neck. Right. So this is just becoming, you know, crazier and crazier with all these other deaths now coming out. And people are trying to figure out what's going on with these other. people. Right. And what happened there? So he's now in jail and they're going to try to find everything out. Hey, what's up with the 13 year old kid in Pakistan that got expelled from school for getting married? This 13 year old was married and he was married to a little bit of a cougar. She was 16. Oh, wow. I know this kid, Garrett. Garrett. I think it's Gerat. That's our program director's name. His name is Gerat. It's spelled a little differently. I took a job over in New Delhi. Right.

51:46He married his now wife, who's 16. The civil law says that boys must be 18 to get married. Girls must be 16. But Islamic law says a couple can marry if both have reached puberty and if their parents approve. They can cut their own steak. Yeah. Is that right, Woodsie? Yeah. Isn't that the deal? They can cut their own steak the full game. Yeah, they can get married. But this kid, I guess his dad passed away and his mother was really sick. So his family, his relatives were like, well, look, we need to find you a wife to come stay at the house and help take care of things. Yeah. Because he's 13 living with a sick mom. His dad wasn't there anymore. So the family did. They found him a bride. I barely knew how to make a TV dinner at 13. I know. What do you do? Didn't you? You can't even babysit. Okay. Maybe I knew how to make a TV dinner. 13 months. Yeah. TV dinner. Maybe we believe that you didn't know how to meet girls, but TV dinners, you were pretty good at it. You could write a manual, Mike, on making TV dinners.

52:46You could do that. You knew how to do it better than Hungry Man. All right? No, no, no, no. This is all wrong. Hungry Man researchers called you and they're like, so how did you do that, Amanda? I'm like, well, you take it. So, yeah. So this kid, 13 years old, he was expelled from school because the school is like, look, you can't be married at the age of 13 in seventh grade. So now he's, you know, trying to sue the school, file the petition. It's just, you know. It's unbelievable. He's saying it's legit. He loves her, too. Band of Skulls. Jay's picking the music today. It's Jay's music. I think Bret Michaels, I don't know if he's making stuff up. I don't know if he, I don't know how upset people are going to get at him for, he was at a concert. Weird. Over the weekend. Not in bed, right? No. After a stroke? After a stroke. No, he was in the loxy. And his aneurysm. No. No? No, he was doing a concert and he said something. Probably not realizing that we're in the YouTube generation and there were 40 people recording what he said. We'll play you what it was next. Listening to the Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Driving an Infiniti is unlike driving any other luxury car in the world. It is, in a word, inspired. Consider the 328 horsepower G sedan. While it seats up to five, you'd swear you're driving a performance coupe. Speaking of coupes, the Infiniti G37.

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59:15Jay, what is it? Louis XIV. I've heard this. I just couldn't have told you who it was. Now I can. Louis XIV, Finding Out True Love Is Blinds, the name of the song. Welcome back to the Mikey Show. Can I say happy birthday to my little sister? Yeah, which one? This is Sister Avalon. She's 17 today. And yesterday I was hanging out with a fam real quick. She's 16? 17. 17. And I said, so Avalon, what kind of cake do you want for your birthday? Guess what she said. Diamonds. Diamond cake. She said she wants a huge mountain, like a pyramid of rainbow sprinkled donut holes from Yum Yum Donuts. Sounds good to me. I was like, yes. Yeah, sounds good. Sounds like her sister. I want donuts. So, well, happy birthday, Avalon. Yeah. Happy birthday. Brett Michaels is doing a show, right? He's doing a show in Mississippi. Audio quality is not that great, but I think you can make out what it is that he said. Next year they asked me to possibly be the judge on American Idol. Next year they asked me to possibly replace Simon Cowell. I saw that story. What? He's going down in flames, dude. Do you think that that's even true? I think that they possibly could have said in passing, hey, you know, maybe it was even a bit. Hey, might be a seat opening up here next year, Brett. You pay your cards right. And then he's like, yeah, man, they want me to do it. I'm going to tell 40,000 fans. I'm going to go tell 40,000 people.

1:00:51And you're saying, and your deal is, if he did that, I mean, would anything change in terms of where he is in your, you know what I mean? Yeah. Well, he's already done Celebrity Apprentice. I'm already out on him now, and I'm more out on him every day. Yeah. And I think even the American Idol people, they're like, all right, well, if we had, like, an ace in the hole, that's a saying, right? Yeah. Well, you just blew it. So we don't want you as a judge anymore because now we're not going to get people tuned in and all excited about it. Again, I don't really think that Brett thought that that was going to. He thought he'd say that and nobody make a big whoop about it. What do you think? Why wouldn't they make a big whoop? Because he's not realizing that what people do is tape every word you say and put it on YouTube. But he thinks like the crowd's going to go wild. Yeah. Yeah. I think he did. But I don't think that he considered that today people are like. Dude, really? Yeah. I heard one rumored person that I actually think could make American Idol last. Who? Madonna. Oh, yeah. That'd be huge. But that's, I mean, a rumor. She had a British accent. She's like Simon. It's all alleged. Let me say that again. But when I read that, I was like, Madonna could replace Simon Cowell. Dude, absolutely. She could. Oh, she could. But I don't think that Madonna, she strikes me as a very business savvy.

1:02:07That's a business savvy move. That's a business savvy move. Yeah. So make some coin. And what has she done lately? Yeah. That anybody's given a flip about. Maybe you're right. She's a way back into kicking the door down and coming all the way back. She was a guest judge on something recently because I heard it. I think she would be good. I do too. I do too. Because she's nice. I've just always thought of Madonna as being very picky about the things that she does. And I just wouldn't see her. You know, she is. She's pretty picky. She's a mogul. I would want, like, a whole new crew. Maybe keep Ellen, Madonna. Give her to Randy. You don't want me, dog? I'm over you, Randy. I'm over you, too, girl. You're a little pitchy. I think everybody wants to know what Randy's been doing the last three years on that show. It's like, yeah, he just sits there. He's a little pitchy, dog. Don't know if you've heard this, but if you haven't, you'll enjoy it. You've known them. You've seen them. They may even be you. Woods just points them out. It's time for Dude, You're Dumb. Dude, you're dumb as just that guy. It's a dude that you see that does something really ridiculous at the grocery store or the chick that you see that does something ridiculous at the grocery store. You can call us with yours. 570-1949. Or you can text him at 949Mikey at gmail.com. What do you got, Woodsy? Or the radio host that on a Memorial Day weekend decides, you know what, I'm going to call Nordstrom's. Really? I want to see if they're open. What did you do, Mike? What did I do? I told Woodsy a story in confidence.

1:03:35That's what I did. You didn't know he was going to say this? The guy that answers the phone, hello Nordstroms, how can I help you? And the radio host, don't mention any names. Mickey. Mickey. Mickey. Happens to say, oh, hey, are you guys open today? What's wrong with that? No, we're just hanging out today. No, I'm here. I'm trying on shoes on my day off. But also Memorial Day weekend, that's when all the sales are. Isn't it like the half yearly sale or something? I don't know. All I know is that I wanted to know if Nordstrom was open yesterday, so I called to see if they were open. And a guy answered the phone and said, hello, Nordstrom. Hi, are you open today? Yeah, but plenty of times I've called and they're like, no, actually, we closed at so-and-so. But still answer the phone. It was 10 in the morning. You know what I mean? It's like, no, dude, we're not open. I just came here because my bathroom isn't working and I wanted to poop. Well, sometimes they're doing work there, getting the store ready. I don't think it's dumb. I felt kind of dumb. It's the biggest holiday weekend. There was a pause before he went, yep, we are. We sure are. Hence why I answered the phone. That's why I answered the phone.

1:04:37Hello and thank you for calling Nordstrom. Guaranteed the guy hangs on the phone with you, turns to his buddy, he's like, dude, this guy in the party just called me. It was like, are you going to do it? Yeah. Yeah, is this Dill Hole? Yes, it is. Yes, it is. This is Dill Hole. You have to answer the phone. You can't just let a phone ring. You have to, you know, that's your point of contact there. So I don't think it's stupid. All right. Well, LLB sent me one yesterday that's getting under her skin. It's when people on Facebook, they're basically soliciting responses. I don't know what these, I mean, I think they're bored. Are they bored? They want to have a lot of activity on their Facebook. I think so, I guess. But so it'll say, it'll say, my favorite thing about San Diego is dot, dot, dot. Mike does that all the time. I don't do that. What have I done that with? No, but you ask questions. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. For content, yeah, yeah, yeah. For content, I'll say, what was your first concert? You're a radio show host. Yeah, because I'm looking for content, and I'll use it. I'll get some great stuff. This guy works at Chevron, and he's like, hey, what's the best thing about San Diego? Or, like, stupidest thing I did when I was drunk was blank. Blank, yeah, the underlying. Yeah, the underlying space. Yeah, I'm fishing for...

1:05:57show stuff. That's a really, now that you said that, I'm like, oh, that's a brilliant idea. Oh, man, I get the greatest stuff from that. But if I was, you know, just working, like you said, if I was working down at Chevron, I don't know what I would use it for. It's a popularity contest now. Maybe. Maybe. Well, and then LOB had another one from her travels, and we could do probably a month on airplane stuff. I mean, we've done a ton of airplane stuff, but it never gets old because it's so relevant. So, the guy that... You check in, you get through security, you get up to the gate, and they're like, we're going to now start boarding group one. And people are pushing people out of the way to get in there. And here's what you do, man. As soon as you give that lady your ticket and they scan it, you have to wait in line. And then you have to go sit. And you have to wait for everybody else to get on the plane. What's your rush, dude? Where's the fire? Are you talking Southwest? What are we talking? Everything. Everything's... priority now. Like zone one, all that. It should just be, start from the back of, I mean, maybe put your first class people on first and people with kids and all that bit. But like, start from the back of the plane.

1:07:01And go forward. Yeah, it's so easy. It's so easy. But it's like, now it's like, and now our priority members. And now our second priority. Advantage priority members. And then now group one. Now group two. If you have an assigned seat, there's no reason to be rushing. You have an assigned seat. They're not going to give it away. The plane's not going anywhere until everyone's on it. Yeah. And nobody's going to pick your great seat. The only reason that you have to rush to get on is if you don't have room for your overhead storage. Your overhead, yeah. And then they want to check it and you're like. But then, but here's the deal. So check your bag. Nah, it's a beating. Check your bag. No, that must defeat the whole purpose that you carry on. L.O.B. had another one for me this morning that was going to be, well, I hate when there's no room in the front and I have to put my bag in the back and then they won't let me go back and get it. Yeah. I'm like, no, sorry, pal, check your bag. That is a bummer. I rush on the plane every single time. Why? Because I want to get on there. Why? I want to make sure my stuff is in order. I know why. I want to be seated. I want to be ready to go. It's because inside, we're all still little kids. Yeah, I want to be on there first. Well, now the second flight I rushed on.

1:08:08Because I had an overhead thing to put up. I had mine and my sister's and I had to be responsible for both of ours because she can't reach. And so there wasn't enough room behind my seat. So I had to go like three rows back and put mine in. I was like, I know what's going to happen. When we get off the plane, nobody's going to let me back there. I actually got into a shoving match with a guy. I was like, really? Really? Everyone's got an agenda. I believe that. Dude, I believe that. And then I saw him standing at baggage claim. Just waiting there. Where's the fire, pal? Like you said. No, but here's the thing. Three rows back. Hey, come get your stuff. I kept saying it's the pink one back there. Back of the plane bit of the guy like, I'm in the back. I got to get my stuff. I'm like, why don't you wait it out, pal? Maybe check your bag. You have to pay to check your bag. Screw that. Yeah, but when you get stuck in group five, you got to put your stuff on the back. You got any other ones, Wizzy? That's it, brother. 570-1949 is our number. 949mikey at gmail.com if you want to text us. Interesting email. How do you respond to this one? Use that number to tell us. Mikey, I listen to you guys every morning during my commute to work and was hoping you can give me some advice. I work in a paralegal office as a secretary, and recently my boss has been asking me to do a little more than what my job title asks.

1:09:25He actually asked me to write thank you notes for him earlier this week. I don't know what to do because he just gave me a pretty big raise two months ago. So I would feel bad complaining, but this is getting out of control. To give you another example, last week I picked his daughter up from piano practice after work and dropped her off at their house. What do I do? I don't want to jeopardize my job. But I have to stand up for myself, right? Please let me know what you guys think, M1 Slave Girl. Now, for me, it was a deal of, okay, well, this is my personal opinion on it. It would all depend on what kind of workload I have and whether or not the thing that's being asked of me is really something that I want to take umbrage with. For instance. If I don't have a lot going on in my job and my boss asks me to write thank you notes, I guess I really don't have a problem with it unless there's something about what he's asking me that may put me in jeopardy. For instance, if she's picking up a daughter from school and she gets into an accident and she's held liable, it's a different story. I think that's a different story.

1:10:54But for me right now, thank you notes. If I really don't have anything else, if it interferes with me being productive in my actual job, no way. Because I have an actual job to do. But if my job is the type where I'm like, I don't really have much going on with it. I don't have much of a problem. I just like. The thank you notes to me is something that's so personal. I remember when I had to write the wedding thank you notes. It took months. I'm like, oh, I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I wish I could pay someone to do it or have someone do it. But you have to make it personal to each person, don't you? If you're a guy and a woman writes them, doesn't that look... Isn't something suspicious? I mean... If she's a secretary, it's almost the same as now. They're called administrative assistants or personal assistants or whatever. So it just depends on what she signed up for. Because if you're a secretary, sometimes that just runs the gamut. But picking up the kid is a whole other story. That goes over and above no matter what your job title is?

1:11:56I, well, if you're a personal assistant, sometimes that means running errands around town. And you do, you know. Would that tick you off? I would never be someone's personal assistant. Oh, I would. I would. What if you, okay, what if you were, by the way, I think you'd make a great personal assistant because you're pretty. What are you implying? You're organized. You're very organized. I think you're pretty organized. But let me ask you. But I wouldn't. If you were a secretary, would that tick you off? No, not if I was a secretary. My dad had a secretary and she used to like. Get gifts for people. She did? And do things. They were all work-related, though, weren't they? No. Oh, there's no way. So question, LLB. Yeah. First of all, you would never personally go for that job because you, in your mind, you're like, hey, it could entail some of that shenanigans, right? Yeah, exactly. Next thing you know, I'm going to be shaving your armpits. Okay. Then that does mean that if you took that job, in your mind, it kind of entails some extra stuff that you're not willing to do, right? Yeah. fascinating to me because that means that we all have a different perception of what that job is. If it were me, it would include whatever, whatever you need help with. I'm like you, dude. I'm the same way. I mean, and I've, as somebody that's managed people before and gotten the bit of, well, that's not in my job description. Okay.

1:13:13Cool. Next time I need to recommend somebody for promotion, you won't be that person. Good. Because you're not willing to go above and beyond. But sometimes it's a little over the line. Like, I worked at a retail store when I was in high school, and my boss asked me to take her car and go put gas in it while I was on the clock. And I was like... Sienna. Okay. I did it. I was a manager in a suit and tie. I had a team of like four under me, and my boss asked me, hey, on your lunch, do you think you'd run my car through the car wash? I said, absolutely. Wow. Absolutely I will. My boss asked me to go and get groceries for her. And she wanted me to come over and paint her garage. Did you? No. I told her. You can imagine what I told her. Buzz off, buzzard. Yeah. Hit the road, buzzard. It's like I understand if you're working really hard for a job that's like something you love and you know, like, look, you're going to have to do some extra things to get there. But, I mean, on an everyday basis. Sienna, put the honest cap on. Okay. You ready? Yeah. Honest cap on? Yeah. Is it secure? It's always on. It's not going to fall off. It's not going to fall off.

1:14:16Were you genuinely busy in this job or did you have some downtime at the time he asked you? I wasn't busy at all. It was a girl. She was a manager, but she was like a couple of years older than me. You didn't have anything going on, though. She just like was lazy and wanted me to do it. Fine. Question. Mikey is your boss. Mikey says, hey, listen, I'm going to pinch. I need you to take my car. I need you to get it detailed for me. I would be like, Mike, really? I would make fun of him for a good 30 minutes. But would you do it? Yeah. Well, probably just because I want to drive his car. But I would, okay, I would never ask that. I would never ask somebody to. How about dry cleaning? No way. You got to go pick up his dry cleaning. Dude, I would go pick up any of your dry cleanings. Wait a minute, Woods. Hang on a second. You're not in an administrative job. Yeah. You're in a job. You're in a job where if I asked that, it would be so far out of line. The team. The name on the front is not as much as the name on the... Wait, the name on the back is not as much as the name on the front, pal. I would be more comfortable with you asking me that than me asking you that. If Mike asked me to load some music or something that he needed for the show, I'd be like, absolutely. Because maybe that's something that's his job, but I've been helping out at work. What would LOB do if I said to LOB, hey, listen, Lauren, I'm in a bit of a pinch. No, no, no, I don't say that. No. I go...

1:15:42Hey, Lauren, are you done loading in podcasts yet? And you're like, yeah, I just finished. I need you to drop a couple things off at the dry cleaner for me. If you would. Holy. She would. She would bother you. I almost wish. You know what? I almost wish. I just thought of this now, but I wish I'd have thought of it before. What would have been brilliant is if I had had this idea earlier and I actually tape recorded. Me doing that. You would have had to have a video camera. Yeah. Because it would have been my face and my body language. Oh, yeah. Would have been like. What would you have done? Yes. Did you see what she just did? She gave me the quick turn of the head to the side and the confused eyes. Yeah. Like, oh, you must not. You must be talking to a mouse in my pocket. Yeah. I would have thought that because it's you, because you do funny things for a living. I would have thought you were making a joke. Yeah. And then once you said it wasn't a joke, I would say. If you really feel like that's going to help the show, then yes. Absolutely. Yes, yes, yes, and yes. If you feel like me doing that will benefit the show, I will do that. There is no doubt in my mind that that is exactly how she would play that. And exactly how she should play it. I'm a yes man. But dude.

1:17:01But it's like, okay, you have a life, too. You shouldn't have to be doing that kind of stuff. Of course. We all work very hard in what we do. I've always been that dude, man. I've always been that guy. Like, I think it comes from my mom. She was an administrative assistant for years and has done... every single thing for this guy. I mean, granted, she makes six figures and drives a Benz, so it's paid off well for her. Yeah, does your salary have something to do with it? Oh, absolutely, man. If you sign on to be someone's personal assistant and you're like, yeah, that could mean... That's different, though. That word, personal assistant, is so different than secretary. Yeah. Well, even an administrative assistant, when you go into the job interview, they should be letting you know if there are going to be personal errands that you're going to have to run because it's probably against company policy. We had a program director ask someone from my old show to take dry cleaning for them. Program director in San Jose. Wow. And you're in a position where, you know, if you say no, then they go, oh, really? I'm going to remember that.

1:18:01That's a really compromising position for somebody. Yeah, but if you also say yes, then they're going to ask you to do it all the time. Then you're going to be me. But yeah, it's throwing your weight around. If that was my position, though, I wouldn't have a problem doing it unless I really had other work to attend to. Otherwise, that's a big whoop. Yeah. I don't care. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I used to welcome sometimes when I, when I worked in retail and I had to go out and go like grab something for the store or something, I was like, cool. I'll do it. I'll do it. Yeah. So it just depends, I guess. 5701-949-949mikey at gmail.com. Have you ever asked somebody to do something? This is what you should be calling about. You ever asked somebody to do something that they told you that you were out of line? Have you ever been asked to do something that you thought was out of line? Boy, there's the worst stuff you could be asking her to do, pal. Yeah. If you catch my drift. Oh, I know you do. Wink, wink. And I know you do. Yeah, because the way you're looking at me right now. I just got it right there. Oh, God. I just got shivers down the back of my spine. What about when we ask...

1:19:00But I don't think this is out of line. We do it. Hey, we do it. Holy cow. I thought about that right away. Holy cow. Holy cow. Sienna, why did you have to mention the unmentionables? Guilty. We are guilty. Are we guilty? We're on the air. We're on the air. And we're starving. You're guilty, though. No. Hey, they got a snack machine. They got a Coke machine. You can bring your lunch from home. Big difference. Big difference is. We buy, you fly. Yeah. If you go, hey, we pay for them every time. I have a boss at the at the other place I worked before this who would say, hey, I need you to go get my food. I was like, OK, well, you're buying then. No. Oh, that's BS. You're out of your mind. I'm not going is what I told her. So here's the deal, though. What if this guy's like, hey, there's 20 bucks in it for you. If you go pick up my daughter from school, that makes it better. Well, that's different. Now you're talking. Now you're being now you're being you're a contractor. Yeah, go get my dry cleaning. And you have my credit card, so go ahead and get yourself some Mickey D's on the way. That makes it a little better if you're running errands. Doesn't it make it completely better? If you get a little taste. But people in an office setting, there are people that specifically go run and get the lunch for people if there's business meetings or something like that. Because if they're in a six-hour boardroom meeting and they can't go get the food, someone can go get it. M1 Jessica from Spain. Are you there? Hi. How are you? Hola. How are you? Good.

1:20:17So what did your boss ask you to do? I was kind of in an administrative position, but he asked me to do his homework for him. Oh. Oh, wow. Oh, man. Which was what? Yeah, what kind of homework? We didn't even get that far because I didn't even consider it. You immediately said no. Yeah, girl. Yeah, I know. I know we were in the military, but clearly that's not, like Lauren said, that's not going to help our mission. Right. So I said, you know, you're dealing with the wrong girl. Oh, I like you. Did he ever take it out on you? No, because he really can't because I could just I could have reported him and he could have gotten in more trouble. Yeah. And you know what? At that point, if he ever did think about taking it out on you, he probably considered, hey, this ain't the type of girl that's going to let me take it out on her. No, no. Good for you, Jessica. Good job. Good on you. Yeah, good on you. Thank you.

1:21:18570-1949. Or text us if you're shy. 949mikey at gmail.com. I'm just thinking about Chris, our phone screener. I just keep thinking about it that we are guilty of this. We ask him and we say, if you'll fly. What's he supposed to say? What if he said no, you guys? What if he goes, you know what, Lauren? I don't feel like it. If he said no, we would in our minds be like, Really? Yeah. He's not a team player. Yeah, not a team player. Somebody doesn't want to be here. That's like part of the deal, though. I told him right off the bat. I said, hey, part of the deal is you're doing the phones, and we're going to ask you to run and get food. This is the drop job. Yeah. Yeah. If that's part of the job description, then you have the choice to be like, I'm not really cool with that part of it. When I started in radio, I had to do all those errands every day. If we were talking about Mike, you were like, I don't like cantaloupe or something like that. I would run to the store during the middle of the show, get cantaloupe, cut it up, like to make you eat it. Yeah. All those things. Sure. That's just, I mean, yeah, technically you're not doing anything really radio related. But it comes to the territory. It's part of the deal. Yeah. You're feeding the talent. And we're not. Oh my gosh. Really?

1:22:25not allowed to leave. We're on the air. We're not allowed to leave for five hours straight. 570-1949. Maybe you guys bring a lunch. I know. Look at that. We're like totally making it like it's okay. We're locked in here. We are tied to these microphones. The vending machine, it's so far down the hall, you guys. I can't do it. Cadillac problems. Cadillac problems. That's what it's called. Cadillac problems. 570-1949 is our number if you would like to call and weigh in on the topic. Missing persons. Here's what I have for you. Because I love you. Michael Jackson's will just revealed how much he's given his kids. We're going to do the name of that tune so you can call in and pick a horse. Really? I'm doing the board today. Jay, you're playing. No. No. 100. No. 100. No. 100. No. 100. No. On FM 94.9. Oh, taste the fun at the San Diego County Fair on Tuesday, June 15th with admission for just three bucks.

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1:29:28for more surf and better shape to be found later in the morning once we get past this negative low tide that we're still heading into. Beach breaks can be okay, broken up lines, some pick and choose corners again, sandbars and structured areas looking better. And then some of those top summer south-facing reef areas should improve too, again, throughout the day. Right now, overcast skies, but winds are calm, so actually looking a little cleaner than yesterday in surface textures and just a slight bit bigger. So that's a good thing. For up-to-the-minute surf reports, forecasts, go to surfline.com. And for everything you need in order to go surf, check out one of South Coast Surf Shouts, five locations. And don't forget to watch the pottery game tonight. My son Jackson's going to throw out the first pitch. Yahoo, and thanks to Hurley for that. This surf report can only be heard three times daily right here on FM 94.9. And the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report. Back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. My name is Mikey. And I did not graduate from high school. Thank you. Lauren. Do you have coconut water? Woods. Don't go to the doctor. It's in my family. We don't go to the doctor. Sienna. I have the fastest wiener dog on the planet. And Jay. No, I didn't cry. I'm a man. On FM 94.9. I grew up hearing that, man. You know who I saw cover that song, bro? Who? Audio Slave. Oh, yeah. I've heard that recording, dude. Isn't that amazing? It is. That's Rush, Working Man. It's like a 19-minute long song. Yeah, it is. Great tune. Jay's picking the music today.

1:31:14Yeah, so Michael Jackson's will. We know a lot of the details now on Michael Jackson's will. And how much was he leaving to the kids? Well, the will revealed that he's leaving 40% of his estate, which is over $33 million to each one of his children. Prince, Paris, and Blanket. Now they're going to begin receiving their... Prince? Prince, Paris, and Blanco. Prince, Paris, and Blanco. Prince, Paris, and Blanco. My goodness. They'll begin receiving their share of the money when they turn 30. So their trust funds will increase in value. So by the time they get it, it'll be over $300 million is what they're estimating. And his mom, Catherine, is going to receive another 40% of the estate, which totals to about $99 million. And he left the remaining 20% to charity. I thought he was broke. I'm not. I left 40 million to my marsupial. I have a marsupial named Kirby. And I left him 40 million dollars. Marsupial. Because he was building a peanut plantation when I died. And I want him to be able to afford to finish it. I thought he was broke. Is he not?

1:32:19I don't know. I haven't heard that either. Maybe it's his estate, so he didn't have any liquid assets, and now that it's being sold off. He didn't have it in his ATM machine. Yeah. If you think about Neverland, and if you think about all the nice things he owned in his house, like gold couches and everything like that. What's the big deal? I also have stock in Snapple. You guys don't have that? I do, too. The iced tea, yeah. Right? Let's see. Are we ready to play a little Name That Tune? You know that? You know that? 570-1949. I had some sugar. Look out. Give us a call right now. Jay comes into the studio and he runs it because I will play. So you're going to pick a horse. You're going to pick either me, Sienna, Woods, or Lauren. Everyone's getting real nervous. What, Woods? Why do you have this look? I haven't said a word. No one has been critical of you at all, yet you have. He's putting a big pinch in. right now, of Copenhagen. He does that when he gets nervous. Do I? Not nervous, but just annoyed and, you know. That or he applies lotion. Woodsie really oddly, he gets so irritated at me sometimes when I reveal that he looks at the answers before the show. But I, you know, listen, I don't know. I don't. Jay. Jay, you ready to play Name That Tune? Let's do this. Come on in here. Let's do it. 570-1949. You're just going to be picking either myself, Sienna, Woods,

1:33:47Or Lauren. And the way that it works is we use our name as a buzzer. We're going to be listening to clips from movies. And if we know the clip, we say our name, and then we give it. What prize do we have today? We've got sunglasses from Angel and Anarchy. So this is back to the movies again? Nope. This is top ten songs from 2006 to 2009. Oh, no. To do horrible. I mean, I'm going to do great. Angel and anarchy sunglasses are the coolest sunglasses there is. I have a feeling, though, 30 years from now, we're going to be like, hey, we're giving away some angel and anarchy sunglasses. Just give us a call. Absolutely. We're going to work on some prizes over the weekend, even if I have to make a homemade pencil. We'll do some crafts. Maybe we'll make some soap. You know, something. Hey, Austin. There's Austin's our phone screen today. Only one person can have woods. Not all three. Really? Oh, come on. Are you hearing me? Only one person can have woods. And everybody else gets Mikey, Lauren, or Sienna. I know you have to force them to take those. Hey, listeners, Lauren won last time, and I won the time before that. All right? It's only because I'm the master rigger. By the way, Woods, while you were saying that, he just sat there silently, you know, not making any expression, no facial expression, no emotion. He didn't want to behave in a way that said, oh, yeah, well, that's just the way it is when you're good. Maybe we should make it fair and square today. How do we do that?

1:35:13That's not up the ante at the end. What? Let's beat him. Let's beat him the old-fashioned way. Don't you guys have any pride? Don't you have any pride? Mike, you and I, I think, may have this. It's like hitting a home run with a cork bat. There you go, LLB. It's got a little morals this weekend. Jersey, you moron. Jersey. All right. You guys ready? Here we go. Here we go. And away we go. Mikey. I got a feeling by the Black Eyed Peas. Yes! I forgot what we were doing. I forgot what we were doing for a second. That was correct. That was correct. I was trying to think of what movie that was. I was like, Wood is so good. Okay, here we go. Genuine name that tune. Okay. Genuine. Here we go. Woods. Poker face. Wow. Choked. Good. Choked. Good. That was a good one, Woodsy. Nom, nom, nom, nom. Here we go. Piana. Are you kidding? I know it. I know it. Piana.

1:36:22Mine. Spin me. Spin me. No. Title or artist? No. There's a little bit more to the title. All I can think of every time I hear that movie is the end of The Hangover. Here we go. But we get to play on here, so here we go. Lauren, you spin me right around? Who was it? I have no idea. It's Flo Rida. Of course it is. And it's featuring Keisha. It's my boy, Flo Rida. Flo Rida. That's right. That's the best part of the movie, The Hangover, at the end when they play that song. Yes. Are we all even, Steven? No. No. Mikey's down one? I had one deducted song that's zero. Oh, okay. Now, this is a top ten song. I didn't recognize it, but here we go. Oh. Lauren. Sienna. Lauren. Turn it. No, it's called Fireflies. Dang it. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Wow. She pulled it out. Wow. I forgot who it was by, but I knew the name. All right. Al City sings that song. Here we go. Mikey. Sienna.

1:37:29Wait, what? It's still Mikey. Okay, okay. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor Swift. Yes, Mike. She said C. She goes C. I know because he started and I stopped. I don't know why. So am I at zero now or whatever? I'm at zero. Okay. I've known like all of these and I'm blowing it. Okay. And you're getting them wrong. Here we go. Mikey. Wow. Wow. Is this gay named that tune? It's exactly what it is. Hey, this is gay that tune. Hey, can you play a couple seconds of it? I just kind of want to hear it. Gay that tune. Oh, wow, it didn't start. Lauren. Katy Perry. Oh, wow. I'm getting my ass handed. I kissed a girl in the left. Is that what it was? Yeah, I don't know. It was what it was. I was going to say hot and cold. All right, here we roll. Mikey. Cold Light. Damn it. Nice, Mikey. I'm so happy. I love this game. I'm so happy. Are we going to up the points now? Who's doing it? How many more do we have? I know that grunt. Mikey, it was Lauren. Here we go. Here we go. Lauren. Oh, I know that too. Pink. Yeah.

1:38:52Jeez. Okay, I'll tell you the score. Mike, two. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Mikey, two. Woods, one. Lauren, four. Sienna, zero. Except I've known them all. You can tell by the look on his face, Woods is having a great time. He is. He's right up the points. We're doing it fair and square this time. Okay, well, it's up the points. Here we go. Too late to apologize. One Republic. Apologize. Great job. Great job. Here we go. Didn't hurt that she was in there when he was loading that this morning. single one of these. You heard me. What's the score? What's the score? She was. This has been all Tienna's bumper music. I know. Seriously, I think I played every single one of these songs. You just took your disc from last Monday. I'm going to make it easier on this time. I appreciate it. Here we go. She knows it. Here we go. Just teasing. Lauren. Black Eyed Peas. Oh, I knew that. Yeah, it is. I got to get that. Boom, boom, pow. Boom, boom, pow. Here we go. Oh, I know that. Lauren.

1:39:55Lady Gaga Just Dance. Yes! I didn't know you'd do it twice. Wow. I'm crazy like that. You are. You are killing it. It's not poker faces. I know. It's Just Dance. That was the jam. I like that song. Somebody cleans their apartment in their underwear a lot to this music. I do. I do. Here we go. Oh, my God, dude. Really? Lauren. Lauren. What? Britney Spears. She's slaying it. You're amazing at this. I thought you had good taste in music. That's what I cleaned my apartment to. I thought you had good taste. I do. What's the score here, Sienna? Like nine to nothing. Lauren's killing us. What is the score? Mikey two, Woods one, Sienna one, Lauren seven. Seven? Put one of these songs in Pandora and then just roll with it. Hey, by the way, Lauren revealed that she cleans her apartment in underwear. I wasn't looking through her people. Just so people know.

1:40:56She revealed that on the air because people are like, hey, Mikey, how do you know what she cleans her apartment in? This is weird. Creeper. Here we go. Mikey. Girlfriend. Avril Lavigne. I'm one second behind everyone. Woods just gave me a face. Here we go. Lauren. Nelly Furtado. Holy cow. Oh, my gosh. Yep. She's got eight points, Lauren. Here we go. Never heard of him. Wow. It said lead singer of Hootie and the Blowfish. Oh, I know who that is. Yeah, he's a country singer now. Okay, last one. Worth probably any points. You said you wanted to play straight up. I didn't. She didn't. He's one of those cheesy bands. Let it roll. Let it roll. What? Toby Keith. Dang it. Wow, nice. How do you know that? That was Toby. And that's it? You know Toby Keith? Yeah.

1:42:06Lauren won. Yay. No, I don't listen to him, but I know who he is. You listen to Nelly Furtado. I know, but once he knew Toby Keith, I think that's a topic. His voice is so recognizable. Yeah. His video was very catchy. Was it? Hot little girl. Lauren basically destroyed the room. Yeah. That was the most fun that I've had in weeks. I actually knew I'd heard of every single song. I had not heard of it. 99% of those. I didn't know the two country ones. All I knew was the voice. I didn't know the song. I never heard it in my life. By the way, I did something just then that Vice President Biden did over the weekend. I just said, that's the most fun that I've had in weeks. Is it? Is it, Mike? Is it really? Was it more fun than your surprise party? Yeah. Or your birthday party yesterday? Exactly. But me and Woods are the most guilty of doing that. Oversellers. Oversellers. We also, if we have, if Woods and I go to an Italian restaurant and the food happens to be good, we will say, this is the best Italian restaurant I've ever been to. We do that. Now, I don't know that Vice President Biden did that for a fact, but listen to what he said this weekend while talking to a group of military people. This is the greatest honor of my public life that has ever been given to me.

1:43:32Have an opportunity to address all of you on Memorial Day on this hallowed ground. Once again. This is the greatest honor of my public life. Is he at Arlington National? Where is he? Probably. He's speaking to a group of, you know, veterans or whatever, which, by the way, is an honor, honorable, and a wonderful thing to do. I used to use the word wonderful. Again. I'm 40. It's okay. Yeah, you're fine now. I'm fine to use it now. Delightful. But I don't know. I just heard it and I thought to myself, so becoming the vice president of the United States of America? No. Well, it may have been a big moment for him, but he said the most honorable. Okay. Well, it wasn't like he was talking to a group of past presidents only in the vice president hall on that day. This is the greatest honor of my public life.

1:44:30I'm assuming it's Arlington Nation. I guess. Talking to veterans. I'm not taking anything away from it other than I'm like, I thought he pulled a Woodsy and a Mikey. What if it was like Brett Favre talking to all the past quarterback legends in the Hall of Fame? And he said, this is the greatest moment of my career. I would go, really? Not maybe the first Super Bowl. But he said the most honorable. I think, yeah, I don't think that that's a Mike Yearwood's moment at all. I do. If he said, this is the greatest moment of my life. Yeah, he didn't say greatest. Honorable. This is the most awesome speech I've ever been able to give. You're making me question it. But I guarantee you by 11.15 this morning, I'll go, nope, they were wrong. He oversold it. But why is it honorable? I mean, it's a great feat to become, you know, to have the seat of the vice president. I think it's an honor. It's an honor. One may say it's an honor to be the vice president. It's definitely an honor, but I think what he's trying to do is put what the vets have done at a higher level than what he's been able to achieve, which I think is honorable. Yeah, you got me. But I guarantee you by 11.15 this morning, I'll say, nope, she was wrong.

1:45:40He oversold it. We'll see. But what if I use my women's intuition to get there? That may have been something. That means I'd never be wrong. May have been something. Hey, want to see how dumb we are and you are? We'll find out right now. Tuesday Tutor is a thing that we do on Tuesdays. And we're not actually tooting. What Tuesday Tutor is... Tuesday Tutors, you go, if you're a parent and you've got a kid between kindergarten and eighth grade, you send us their actual homework questions. We read them on the air, and we see how dumb we are. I feel so stupid when we do this. So do I. I love it. I get the emails. I put them together, and now this is all from, like Mike said, students kindergarten through eighth grade. We don't know anything. No. No. And really, I don't even look, you know, I just basically copy and paste these. And I don't even know most of them. Our guesses are even worse. Oh, they're the worst. I need a pen. They're not saying anything. Absolutely. I need a pen. You do? Are you going to? Yeah, you know that. What are you going to do? I'm just going to keep track. Oh. I like to write the answers down in case I need it to work out a problem. Okay. Like a brilliant problem last week. Okay. Okay, so if we use our name as a buzzer. So it'll be me, Woodsy, and Lauren playing. And you in your car.

1:46:52Okay, guys. I have a wide variety here. I'm scared. Nine to the seventh power. I'm out already. I'm out already. Nine to the seventh power times nine to the fifth. First of all, I don't know. 45 to the 35th power? Nope. Listen, L.O.B., I give you such credit. 81 to the 12th. Nope. I give you such credit for knowing what nine times seven is. Oh, nine to the seventh. No, nine to the seventh power. That means nine with a little seven above it. Nine times nine to seven times. So you don't even know that. Nine with a little seven above it times nine with a little five above it. Oh, I thought you said, oh, I, okay. So it's, yeah, it's 81 to the 12th power. Nine to the 12th power. You guys are like magicians to me. You're like David Copperfield. That's it. You add the, what is those called? You just add the little minis. Integers? No. So what do you got? No. Exponentials. Any of you know? I just gave the answer. You did? Nine to the 12th power, she said. Oh, my gosh. You just add the little guys. The exponentials. Exponentials. I think that's what I got. Oh, we're so dumb. Nine is the integer in that problem. Correct. Okay, I think one of you will get this. Who is famous for the midnight ride?

1:48:05Woods, Paul Revere. Yes, Woods. Wow, Woodsy. Listen, my children, and you shall hear the midnight ride of Paul Revere. There you go. Look at the big brain on Lauren and Brad. Lauren and Brad. Woods. Okay, guys. Steve Woods. Which of these numbers are prime? Which is prime? I know that. 39? Lauren. I'm giving you options. Really? She's going to guess. Okay, which of these numbers is prime? 39, 31. 28 or 14. Lauren, 31. Steve Woods, 31. Look at you, little scholar. Lauren got it? We both did. I would have been wrong if he hadn't read the rest of them. Okay. I can't even tell you what odd name it is. It can't be divided by anything. Great. Well, I don't know what you said. It's like you were speaking Greek. Oh, gosh. Okay. The measurement of an object's mass is A, physical change, chemical change, physical property, or chemical property? Mikey. Mikey. The first one, A. No. Wrong. Woods, C. Wrong. Wait, C, what it was, yeah, physical property, yes. Woods is right. What's up, dude? Okay, you guys. Woods just gave me the chin nod. What up? It's the chins nod. The chins. Okay.

1:49:29Where did the colonists defeat the British in the American Revolution? I don't know. This is real homework, by the way. Test questions. Where did the colonists defeat the British in the American Revolution? Is it a city? Yeah. Okay. New England? It's Concord. Yorktown. Yorktown. Pennsylvania? Sure. You could have let me try to name every city that I know. In America, I wouldn't have said that. Nope. Gilroy. Gilroy. I might as well say Gilroy. Okay. What is a group of lines or quote-unquote paragraph of a poem called? I should know this. Lauren, a passage? No. What is a group of lines or paragraph of a poem called? A stanza. Oh, nice. Dude, you're doing good today, man. Except he didn't say his name. Well, it stands. Can't stand. You know who doesn't get that wrong? Yeah. The guy that says his name. That's right. What branch of government is led by the president? Mikey. What? The executive. Yeah, Mike! Look at you! I knew one. There you go. I knew one. One. I hate this part. What is the hypothesis in the scientific process?

1:50:49What is it, you mean? Yeah. Like which step? Yeah. It's the second step. Well, no, there's different names. What is the hypothesis in the scientific process? Lauren, the theory? Is that not what you said, Woods? What did you want me to play? You're on the right track, though. What? Oh. That's different. That's way different. Really? Okay, so note takers, what is the hypothesis in the scientific process? I don't know. The prediction. What? How do little kids know this? There's like seven parts, I think, of the scientific theory. There's eighth graders wandering around knowing that? I was writing notes to girls in science. I hated science. I was eating Pop Rocks with Coca-Cola to see if I died. I knew it. We probably all knew it then. We did? Because you study it then. I feel like in eighth grade, it was dumb stuff. Like, I don't think it was real. That's like third or fourth. Oh.

1:51:44Yeah, if you guys, if you parents listening right now have kids that are in K through eighth grade and you have homework questions, like I do, trying to help Jenna, you're like, I don't know what this is. I don't know. And go to MikeyShow.com to send us the questions. Yeah, just click on Tuesday Tutor and the emails come to me. Third grade, this is my homework. Ran fast. No, that's like first grade. Dan ran fast. Okay, here's a hard one. My son was playing on an iPad yesterday. Yeah, he was. Three. He's nine months. He was a hard one. He was nine months. What literary device is being used in this phrase? Sammy and Sally. Lods. Lauren. Alliteration. Dang, guys. Nice. I'm a big fan of alliteration. Okay. During the commercial break, I want you to explain that to me. I thought that was hard. You'll love it. You'll love it. Okay, name the artist who cut off his own ear. Oh, Woods. Lauren. Woods. Bingo. Yeah. Geez, guys. I knew that one. She's all hopped up on sugar. I know it. Just kicking her asses. I know it. Yeah, but I said a bunch of stupid stuff. The evaporation of water is an example of a change in... Woods. Woods.

1:52:50Mikey, go ahead. No, you said it. You're the big brainer, Brad. You said it. Go ahead. You beat me. I'm going to give this one to you. Condensation. No. The evaporation of water is an example of a change in? Woods. Chemical makeup. State of matter. State of matter. Really? From a liquid to a gas. Yes. That's what I meant. Okay, here we go. This one you guys are not going to know. The Native Americans honored the three sisters. What are the three sisters? Woods. Oh, Mikey. The Supremes. Okay. Now, it's food. It's related to food. Woods. Oh, Mikey. The Judds. The Judds. Oh, my goodness. Mays? Okay. Is that one? Is Mays corn? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Wheat? No. Dirt? No. Corn, beans, and squash are the three sisters. Is that it? I could go all day. Give me one more. Let's end it on a high note. Gosh darn, this thing kills me. It slays me. I'm so bad. Why did the colonists begin fighting the Revolutionary War? To get to the other side. To their independence.

1:54:09Why did the colonists begin fighting? Yeah, for religious independence. It has to do with taxes. For taxation without condensation. Condensation without representation. They disagree over taxes. Is that the Boston Tea Party? There we go. There we go. Man. Look at that. Oh, man. I feel so stupid after we do that. We have more questions coming up, too. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so you're listening to the car. You played along with us. Now, as you're driving your car right now, ask yourself this, how much do I know about what I'm actually doing right now, meaning driving that car? Because according to Sienna, one in five drivers can't pass a written test, and when we come back, you're going to find out what would happen to you, because we're going to do it with you next.

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2:01:15Apparently, it's a shovel that's in the middle of lanes. On the 78 eastbound after Emerald Drive, two-car accident that's over on the right shoulder. Things starting to back up. And be careful as you travel on that five northbound before Market Street. Somebody's lost their dog in the center divider. I don't think they've lost it, that poor dog. All right. This report is brought to you by SeaWorld Discover Blue Horizons, an all-new SeaWorld spectacular where dolphins, whales, performers, and birds come together in a show unlike any other. To learn more, go to SeaWorldSanDiego.com. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. KBCT's financial media station, the new home of The Mikey Show. This is FM 94.9. If you are a friend of the Mikey Show, you are known as an M1. M1s are Mikey Show listeners. They are part of the M1 Nation. They have their own fan sites. M1site.com. Go to MikeyShow.com. You go to FM949SD.com. And the thing is, is that an M1, when they call into the show, they turn their radio down. They get to the point they don't cuss. That's what makes you an M1. And we appreciate you.

2:02:41As an M1. You make more M1s. You become a part of this very fast-growing monster that continues to grow. The M1 nation. It's incredible. Okay. One in five drivers can't pass a driving test. Weird. Weird. Have you guys had to retake your driving test? Nope. I haven't either. Not the behind-the-wheel test, the written part. I had to. What? When I had to renew my license, they made me redo it. Probably because you're women. You're going to get... You're going to get... Well, just aside from the eyes that you're getting right now from Lauren O'Brien. That I'm not engaging. Yeah, that you're not looking at purposefully. Yeah. It's a good thing. You'd get lit on fire. Locked in with my boss here. Yeah. She would light you on fire. One in five drivers can't pass a written test. We're going to get some of the questions right now. And you do it in your car and see how well you do. Now, I went to the DMV's website, and you can get practice tests. And so this is exactly where they're coming from, from the state of California. If we're driving, we should all know every single one of these. We'll write down our answer, and then we'll hold it up. Now, they're multiple choice. I have A, B, and C for each of them. All right. We'll write down our answer, and then we'll hold it up. You are approaching a railroad crossing with no warning devices and are unable to see 400 feet down the tracks in one direction. The speed limit is 15 miles per hour.

2:04:0120 miles per hour or 25 miles per hour? When you are approaching a railroad crossing, what is the speed limit? Hold up your answers. I thought we were going in order. All of you said 15, and you are correct. 15? Yeah. Nice. All right, we knew it. Everyone just put down A, B, or C. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. When parking your vehicle parallel to the curb on a level street, A, your front wheels must be turned towards the street, B, your wheels must be within 18 inches of the curb, or C, one of your rear wheels must touch the curb. All right. We have all answered. We're holding it up. I said A, and Woodsy and Lauren said B. Woodsy and Lauren are correct. Okay, great. Great. If it's level, Mike, you don't have to turn. I guarantee if I was not giving you guys multiple choice, no one would get it. Oh, no.

2:05:01I didn't listen closely enough to the question. Should I try this one and see if you guys can get it without multiple choice? When you are merging onto the freeway, you should be driving? When you are merging on... Oh, and we're just supposed to answer you? I'm not giving you multiple choice on this one. What's the speed limit you should be driving? Oh, the speed limit. The speed limit. Write down what you think the speed limit is when you're merging onto... Onto the freeway. Doesn't it depend on the freeway? I don't think so. Okay, wait. I'm thinking... This is so much pressure. In California, all the speed limits on the freeway are the same. I didn't even know that there was a law. Okay, I'll give you the multiple choice since you guys did it. You're going to have to. Okay, when you're merging onto the freeway, you should be driving at or near the same speed as the traffic on the freeway. That's A. Five to ten miles per hour slower than the traffic on the freeway. That's B. C, the posted speed limit for traffic on the freeway. Oh, to me that's obvious. C. I put C. Lauren is right. It's A. And Lauren put A? Yes. When you're merging on the freeway, you should be going at or near the same speed as the traffic. She's from New Jersey. She's schooling me. It's only when you're merging on, though. Once you're on there, you should be going the speed limit. I don't know anything about this stuff. Okay. When driving in fog, you should use your fog lights. Head. You should use your head. When driving in fog, you should use your A fog lights.

2:06:27B, high beams. C, low beams. I mean, it's a trick question. Okay, it's a trick question. I put B, your high beams. No? Never. And Woods put C. Lauren put A. Woods is right. Use your low beams when you're driving in fog. Well, what's the point of fog lights, Ben? Yeah, I know. For fog. Yeah. Right? What is the point? I don't even think you have fog lights. I think that was a trick. Running lights is basically what they call fog lights. What do they call them? Running lights. Running lights. Yeah, I have those. Okay, I'm not kidding. I don't think you guys need a multiple choice on this one, so I'm not going to give it to you. What does a white painted curb mean? Oh. Should we say it? Oh, a white painted curb. Say your name if you know. Lauren. Lauren. A loading or a passenger zone? Yeah. Loading zone for passengers or mail only. Yeah. I knew that. Okay. Not female. Okay. This one's not going to be multiple choice. You just sold your vehicle. Okay. You must notify the DMV within how many days? Mikey. How many? 30. No. Lauren. Well, it's 21. No. Lauren. Lauren, 10. No, Lauren's the closest. Really? It's five. Yes. Yes. Five days. You must notify the DMV within five days if you sold your vehicle. That makes sense. Yeah.

2:07:41Why would I say 30, Mike? Why did you say that? You go out and kill somebody and leave your car there and they think it was you. I'm brilliant. I'm brilliant. 30 days, Mike? Really? Yeah, Mike. What's your problem? I don't know. Leave me alone. To avoid last-minute moves, you should be looking down the road to where your vehicle will be in about 5 to 10 seconds, B, 10 to 15 seconds, or C, 15 to 20 seconds. I'm going to play it safe, and I'm going to say, A, so did Wood, so did Lauren. The answer is B. Okay. We're so stupid. Where you should be in 10 to 15 seconds. Perfect. Let me just remind you. What's it like there in Perfectville? Yeah. Everybody that knows these answers. Now, let me just remind you. When I had to retake this test, I believe there's like 30 questions on it. I was allowed to miss three in order to pass. Otherwise, my license is suspended. Could you cram? Is there a way to, like, study? Just like how I got all these questions, you just go to the DMV's website and you get practice tests. And they have, like, five different forms, so I would print out every single form and memorize it. Weird. Yeah. That's great. There you go. You're a good driver. I have more.

2:08:47I bet. No, I don't know. I don't know a lot of these. Really? I did it. I forgot it the next day. Oh, great. Like all of us. A school bus ahead of you in your lane is stopped with red lights flashing. You should A, stop, then proceed when you think all of the children have exited the bus. B, slow to 25 miles per hour and pass cautiously. Or C, stop as long as the red lights are flashing. Obviously. C. The answer is C. Yeah. Of course, right? We just talked about that. We did. Okay. You're about to make a left turn. You must signal continuously during the last blank feet before the turn. What? 100? Yes! Wow, Lauren, for real? How do you know that? I don't know. Do you retain stuff when you read it initially? Sometimes. It's good. Now, give us one more because I'm really starting to get low self-esteem. Starting to? Okay. Unless otherwise posted, the speed limit in a residential area is... Mikey, 25. Yes, Mike. Way to go out on top. Thank you. There you go. Wow, that was deflated. You give yourself a pat on the back there. Good job. Good job, Cubs. So, I mean, we wouldn't... Would you guys have passed? No. No. I got two.

2:10:10Lauren would have passed. I think you got two wrong, too, Woods. I think I got one wrong. Mike? 114 wrong. Traffic school. Oh, no. Yeah. My license would have been suspended. If that was the case right there, my license would have been suspended. Let's see. Hey, by the way, I read in Sienna's recap she finally went to Hash House. Did you love it? I mean, for years, people have said, Hashouts, you got to go, you got to go. But I just was always turned off by how long the lines were always going to be. It's worth it. And probably the oversell, too. And the oversell. You hate the oversell. I'm like, how great is this really going to be, you know? So I went. Yeah, my friend called me on Friday and she said, look, my boyfriend and I are going. You and Todd need to come. We'll go bright and early. They're one of the other couples that wake up early in the morning. So we went over there about eight. If you've no line, right? No, there was, we waited half an hour. Did you really? Yeah. If you live in San Diego, you've never been to Hash House of Go-Go in Hillcrest. It's the most phenomenal food. Shh. I know. Are they open for lunch too? Yeah. Maybe we should go tomorrow. We make that right tomorrow. Done. Done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done. I got the banana cinnamon French toast.

2:11:26It had, like, this cream on it. What? What? What? Just went into a heroin coma. He moved the microphone. I wish they'd bring that in for us right now. Jeremy. When I read that on the menu, I was like, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in. We have some of the top TV and movie characters. Done. Entertainment Weekly did it. Compile them. Mm-hmm. You guys have guesses? 100%. You ready? Yeah. Are we going to write them down? No, no, no. These are TV and movie characters over the last 20 years. 5701-949. Kramer. Absolutely. Kramer. No. B.S. Homer Simpson. Number one. Lame. Oh, really? Number one. Cartoon. Kramer's not enough. Fred Flintstone. Nope. Stupid. No, we have, there's like real human actors too. Rocky. Nope. Well, let's, why don't we do it? Tony Soprano. Let's start, yeah, let's start with TV. He's in the top five. He's in the top five. Tony Soprano. Seinfeld. No. No? Sam Malone. That's crazy. No. I was thinking Sam Malone. What would qualify somebody as the greatest character? Freaking Kramer would be in the dictionary. I think Kramer, well maybe after his little incident. Lotka.

2:12:43Latka. From Taxi. From Taxi. Nope. Andy Kaufman. Who's the Alan Alda's character in MASH? Gomer. Hawkeye. You guys are on the wrong track. Are we? Yeah. Tell us what we're missing. Why don't you just tell us the name of the characters? You have to think like really popular. One of them is a character from a movie which you do a voice to. I know, but can we start with TV? No, it'd be Arnold Schwarzenegger. There aren't that many TV. Well, then let's forget TV and just do movies. Okay, I'll give you the TV. Rachel Green from Friends. What? Why? I mean, why her over Ross? Maybe her haircut. Her haircut. Over Ross. I'm just naming names I know. I love Ross. Her haircut inspired like a movement. Yeah, bowel movement. I've never seen it. I don't watch it. You've never seen Friends? Never seen one episode of Friends. Are you a human being? Why do you have a TV? Why did I never watch Friends? Back then you were probably like, it's lame. It's gay. I'm not watching it. I think I know. I think I know why I didn't watch Friends. I think I was working at night.

2:13:55I think that's why. It's not an excuse. I worked at night. It's on during the day all the time. It was then too. Really? Yeah. Don't you have friends named Russ and Rachel? No, I don't have friends. No, I have friends named Russ and Rachel. Makes me laugh every time. Yeah, I go, yeah, we're going to Russ and Rachel's this weekend. They're like, Russ and Rachel, they're from Friends. They've never heard that, by the way. Oh, sure. As a couple, they've never heard that. I know. You have to know going into it. I don't know. Name them to me or I'll go nutty. Carrie Bradshaw. Oh, duh. Sex and City. Why the long face? Really, duh. SpongeBob SquarePants. Yes. Yes. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? It's not dumb at all. It's amazing. I love when adults are like, oh, yeah, SpongeBob. Dude, SpongeBob is hilarious. Yeah, it's hilarious. I used to watch it all through college. And this one, this was a movie and a TV show, so I'll just put it in the TV category. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Really? Oh, man. I am so sorry that I asked for the answers to this list. 100%. Why?

2:14:54Because it's just irritating. Let's get high and watch Spongebob. What makes those great characters? Okay, you guys. You have a man crush on a guy who played one of these characters. I named somebody totally random. You guys are like, really? Well, let me tell you off the air. Last week, you guys all agreed on your man crush. Or Brad Pitt. But what's the role? Jack Sparrow. Edward Scissorhands. I love that movie. Yeah. Woods said, if you had to kiss a guy, who would it be? 100%. I said, Brad Pitt. And Woods goes, Woods and Jay at the same time go, Johnny Depp. I go, no, I would feel too effeminate if I kissed Johnny Depp. Mikey's words, and I quote, were, I would need, like, a man. Yeah, I'd need a dude. Brad Pitt's pretty effeminate. No way. I watched When a River Runs Through It last night. Dude, he is like a man's man. Rough and tumble. Is he? He stinks and everything. The whole conversation is ridiculous. I turned on my recorder when you guys were talking about this to try to get it to play it back so the listeners could hear, but the audio was too loud. We got to start doing more hidden audio. I know it. I know it. Hannibal Lecter. Oh, that's a great character. Clarice. The Joker. Weak. Why is that? Ditto. Ditto.

2:16:13Ditto. And the last one. Are you ready? It's like the writer. It's like the dude that works at Entertainment Weekly was like, I'm going to make a list of the best. And I'll just put what my favorites are. And you're like, really, dude? I know. That's what it is. The last one is. I love Rachel Green. Yeah, Rachel Green. Yeah, Rachel Green. Carrie Bradshaw. Hello. Best ever. This last one I'm about to tell you, you guys may be right. Because the last one is. Harry Potter. Really? Harry Potter. Harry Potter. It's the greatest character ever. No. What about Darth Vader? What about, yeah. He said the greatest one is Homer Simpson. How about Iron Freaking Man, dude? How about Tony Stark? Yeah. Tony Soprano's on there. Tony Soprano's great. Tony Stark. Yeah. 570-1949. You guys. Don't take the list personally. I'm like upset. Too late. Spongebob is brilliant. Yeah, it is. It's brilliant. Sienna just said, and I quote,

2:17:15SpongeBob is brilliant. It is. The guy that created it. When you're high as a kite. It's genius. The guy that created it was a marine biologist. He is the Bugs Bunny of our generation. He's the man. Was he smoking marijuana out of a honey bear? No. He was trying to introduce a whole, there was no underwater little, besides the snorks, which are off the air now. I loved the snorks. Hey, Lauren, it's not a documentary. I know. She's talking about it like, no, you don't understand. It's the cove. It's great. This was a man that lived under the sea. You guys. It's just spongy. Okay. He's hilarious. Mike, sit down with Jake. Watch the show. You will laugh out loud. I'll give you a full report tomorrow. It's got adult humor in it. It's funny. It's like watching Shrek. M1 Boss from Mira Mesa. Hey, how about Tyler Durden? 100%. Yeah. Fight Club. Fight Club. Brad Pitt. Mean. Edward Norton. Edward Norton. How great is Brad Pitt? in Fight Club. How great is Edward Norton in Fight Club? They're both genius. I thought Ed Norton was a miscast. Oh, you're crazy. You are crazy. I thought he was too squirrely. He's supposed to be. Really? He's supposed to be just a whack job like a normal dude. I thought he was kind of nerdy. He is? When he beats himself up in the boss's office. He's the best. Nothing better though. Nothing better.

2:18:40than Brad Pitt getting punched the first time and it's in his ear. What's the best? Oh, in my ear. It's the greatest. Such a good movie. Have you seen it? I saw it, yeah. I don't really remember it. It doesn't have the same effect on girls. I love it. It's SpongeBob. Yeah, but you don't love it. Yes, I do. You do? It's like one of my top five. She's like a dude, though, where you got to remember sometimes. No, I'm not. Sometimes. Sometimes. That's pretty cool that you loved it that much. Usually only guys do. It's amazing. Plot, it's like, it tricks me, like, not anymore, but it tricked me, like, twice. I forgot. Yeah. Amazing acting, amazing cinematography. Oh, wow. Great. Full review. Jared, plus you got, like, you know, hotties with their shirts off. I remember, yeah, Brad Pitt. Eating the crap at each other. Sweaty. Meatloaf and his man boobs. Really? Yeah. Yeah, meatloaf. Oh, that's right, that's right. Did anyone notice that right now when we were talking about all that, Sienna went, mmm. You said Brad Pitt, and I said, oh, I have to take my sweater off. M1 Kyle is on the 15 right now. Who's a great character? Who's a great character in movies? Han Solo. Of course he is. Not the last 20 years, though. Yeah, you're right. It's 22. Yeah, last 20. Sorry to shoot the air out of your balloon. How about Zach Morris? Yeah.

2:20:07Good God. Zach Morris. Saved by the Bell. Zach Morris. Mike. We're going from movies to television. You're confusing me. That's what the category was. How about George Young? Who's that? From the movie Blow with Johnny Depp. Oh, yeah. Amazing. Amazing character. Great movie. 570-1949. Boston Judge. Or you can text us, 949Mikey at gmail.com. M1 Bug. Oops. See you later, Bug. Sorry, buddy. He was going to say Bugs Bunny. He was going to say Dexter. Oh, 100%. I love Dexter. Creeper. So good. It's about serial killers kill serial killers. Have you seen it? Yeah, have you seen it? Once. Rebecca likes it. Of course. Oh, it's good. Mikey, it's so good. Do you guys watch Entourage? Weird. I used to, and then I got cheeky. Ari Gold. Ari. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. He is a freaking phenomenal character. Phenomenal. He has no idea what we're talking about. I do. Do you? I do because of, you know, pop culturally I understand. I just don't get into most. Yeah. But I understand it. Ontario's got real lame. It did. I know. How many times can you, you know, do the whole bit, same bit every season? Yeah. I still like it. Aquaman. Stupid. Utah. Yeah. Utah has a very interesting case on their hands, which when I look at it, I go, surprised it took this long. For somebody to sue Google for this. Well, this happened.

2:21:36In January of 2009. But this is just now coming out to be, you know, a story. Because it took that long for an attorney to go, I have a way for us to win millions of dollars. Okay, so this woman. This is so bad. Lauren Rosenberg. Of course. She decided to go on a walk in Park City, Utah. She's going for a little stroll. However, she took out her BlackBerry because she said, you know, I think I'm going to go on a different route today. She was walking between 96 Daily and 1710 Prospector Avenue and she wanted a different way home. Okay. So she went to her BlackBerry, told her to go to Google Maps. So she Google mapped another way for her to get home. Yeah. And it suggested that she should walk along Deer Valley Drive, which is also known as State Route 224. Okay. So basically told her to walk along the highway because that. is another way home. Be a jury as you're listening. So this rural highway has no sidewalks and, you know, vehicles traveling at very quick speeds. They're on the freeway. It's not really safe for pedestrians, but she said, hey, Google Maps told me to do it. I'm doing it. She told you to jump off a bridge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was struck by a car. Of course. She, you know, minor injuries. She's okay. Yeah. But she is now suing Google. Of course she is.

2:22:55for faulty directions, which caused her to be hit by a car. All right. So you're a jury. You're a jury. You're driving in your car. You're a jury. What do you do? I say, you know, a little discernment. Maybe you look out on the freeway and you go, that looks a little dangerous. Yeah. Trust your common sense before you trust a computer. Sure. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe you've heard. Is this the first time that any of us have heard or this woman has ever heard, you know, those Google things, you know, when you do the maps, like sometimes. they're a little antiquated and they don't quite get you where you want. You know, you got to kind of, have we never heard that? Or we all, and if I would have been the attorney, that's what I would have said to the jury. Or do we all believe that every time you Google map something, it's absolutely flawless? I mean, as a jury member, I'd be like, get out of here, you. You always have to second guess it. You guys? Throwing it out of court, pal.

2:23:50Of course. Throwing it out of court. That was like, there was an office episode where he's following his little GPS system. Into the lake. And basically, he's just going to follow it no matter what it says, and he goes right into the lake. Yeah. He's like, it says turn right. And he's like, dude, there's water there. He's like, no. That's what it says. It says turn right. Turn right. She and her lawyer say that Google's walking directions were careless, reckless, and negligent, providing unsafe directions. Wow. M1 fake fingernail from Lemon Grove. Are you there? Yeah. What's a great movie character? Ron Burgundy. Yes. 100%. Absolutely. You know I don't speak Spanish. Of course I do. I saw Anchorman. Good for you. Yeah, thank you very much. Holy cow. Finally. I've seen a movie. After five months on the show. Yeah, I've finally seen a movie. I liked Anchorman. Oh, it's genius. Somebody's calling in about Google Maps. But we've got to do this real quick. No, we'll come back and do it. Love this. Oh, yeah. Black Betty. It's a good one. I know why four-year-olds have to be fingerprinted. Oh, I'll explain. People are going to like this. The Mikey Show. It's a good time, you know what I mean? Call 570-1949 or text 949mikey at gmail.com. More of The Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9.

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2:31:48He's quick too, man. That guy just knocks it out. He is, man. You can tell him in like 45 minutes, he'll be like, check this out. What do you think? CreateYourDesignOnline.com. Really incredible stuff. Welcome back to the show. Sienna, why are four-year-olds being fingerprinted? Oh, you know, so they can borrow school books in their library at school. What? Yeah. This is happening in an elementary school, and they're ages four through 11 that attend this school. Just borrowed books? Yeah, because they want it, like, legit to know exactly who borrowed the books. And you have to do the same deal when you return the book. So what happens is the students will swipe a barcode inside the book if they want to borrow it. And then they press their thumb onto the scanner, which authorizes the loan. Why couldn't they just check it out the old way? Yeah. What was wrong with the old way? Yeah, what is wrong with the old way? I don't know. I guess people... You never turn the books back in, dude. Library gets hosed. But why don't they come looking for you then? Why do they need your fingerprint? Why don't they just go, hey, we got a flag here. It says this book, you know, hey, God, it's me again, Margaret. It's not back. You know, and it looks like Mikey and Woods checked it out, you know. Well, parents are obviously not on board with this. They're like, really? My four-year-old needs to give you the fingerprints since school? Why don't you spend some money, you know? And that's another issue is just the money spending. It's not a cheap thing to do. I have an idea. What? Maybe it's a way to get.

2:33:14People's prints on file at an early age. Why don't they just say that? Well. I like it. Why don't they just say we're going to fingerprint your kids for their own safety? Why do they got to do it through the library? Yeah, maybe not. Build a database. Yeah. How about build a database? Big Brother. How about be Big Brother, be a database, but you don't say we're doing it because you're checking out where the red fern grows. Maybe because everyone would be up in arms. Well, the authorities that work at the school said that the system is heavily encrypted or coded and that no images of fingerprints will be stored. Fine. Nothing wrong with where the red fern grows. I don't like that. I didn't read books when I was little. I looked at books. But James and the Giant Peach. Never took a book if it didn't have pictures, O'Brien. That one had pictures? They did? On the cover. Did you read Judy Blume? All the time. Did you? Didn't you have a big bit on here? You talked about reading Blubber. I read them all. All the Judy Blume ones? Dude, I read Sweet Valley High books. I read anything I get my hands on. Babysitter's Club? Babysitter's Club. Whatever I get my hands on. Wow. Kid read everything. I read Mad Magazine in the directions of how to heat up a hungry man dinner. That's what I read. Book reports? A couple times I made up my own books. No way. Got great grades on them, too. The whole thing. Wow. Author. Wait, what? That's...

2:34:34I'm 40 years of age. I've never heard it. I've never heard of that. Never. Yeah, she reported on. I'm not kidding. Like when I was in middle school too. No way. And I got away with it. I can't believe I'm saying this right now. She reported on The Beautiful Bumblebee by Tina Withers. Yeah. And like a lot of times. She made it up. A lot of times I did the same book and I just switched it up a bit. Oh my gosh. I don't know. I was the worst student you have ever met. How come they didn't go. I got like A's on him. Bring your book in. I want to see this book. I'm imaginative. What would you have done if they had said, we want to see your book? Maybe they would be. I need an author to write this book. Yeah. I need you to invent Tina Withers. I would have said, sorry, I returned it to the library and someone checked it out. It's not as like, it wasn't as. It's easily accessible to cross-reference these things now. My teacher can just Google it, you know? Yeah. I feel like I went to a library in Wisconsin, okay? That was a summer break. It was a gift from my aunt in Spain. I love Judy Blume. All right, so let's play the ding-dong sing-along. Here's how this thing works. You're going to call right now, 570-1949, and I'm going to play you a song. You can be a guy or a girl, and you know what we have to give you? We have angel, sunglasses.

2:35:51Or, what's the other one? Anarchy. Anarchy sunglasses. Angel for girls. Anarchy for guys. Yeah. Eventually, we will have something else to give you. Even if it's a doodle on a napkin from Woods. We have concert tickets. I'll give you a spit cup. Yeah, we had Muse tickets last week. Yeah, we had some good prizes last week. All right. So, 570-1949. Or text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. I bet some people would be stoked to get a napkin doodle from Woods. I think they would, too. Probably. I would. Susanna, Frankie. I would. I wear the dude sunglasses. I like the guy. I have some, too. They're awesome. Polarized? Why don't you go polarized and never go back? Want to know what Woods got me for my birthday? Yes. He got me a Blu-ray copy of Dumb and Dumber. Nice. Thank goodness. You're going to watch it? You're just going to admire it. We have a bro date this week. Weird. To watch it. Weird. You guys are all invited. By the end of the week, she's doing the little. You guys are all invited. Forming her hand in the shape of the heart. Really? Mike in Woods' song. Really? Well done, Jay. Really, Jay?

2:37:00Just listen to it, you guys. You guys stare at each other's eyes. Because we're friends. Because we're friends. Because we're friends. Because we're friends. You guys are more than friends. Carly. Yeah, really? You can't be too good of friends with somebody or you get... Bromance. Yeah, you get... Yeah. Well, you guys just said that you have a date to watch Dumb and Dumber. It's a bromance date. It's a bro date. A little weird. Well, here's the deal. You know why I'm going over there? Because if I don't, he'll go... I'll go, did you watch it? And he'll go, yeah. And I'll go, well... That's true. And he'll go... Hey, Woodsy, we need to really get some work done on the show. I'll talk about one scene that I know, and I'll go, yeah, that one part. The one we did. That's great, you guys. That was such a funny part. Okay, so. Forcing him. Tisha from Hillcrest is on the line. Hi, Tisha. Oh, this is Drew. Oh, Drew. Sorry about that. Hi, Tisha. So, Drew is from Poway. You sound good, Tisha. Hi, Drew. Hello. How are you? I'm great. Okay, let's see how the game works. I'm going to play you a song. The song is going to abruptly stop. And when it does, you have to take over singing it. Are you ready? I'm ready. Here we go. Oh, yes. Really? That bit? And one winder. It's a winder bit. Yeah. Let me tell you, if people don't know it, they will always say. I didn't hear it. Couldn't hear it. It's the fallback deal. Yeah, it is. That they will always say, I couldn't hear it. Sorry, buddy. I thought he was going to get it, too. I imagined him singing. I did not know that one.

2:38:45Is this Drew? I mean, is this Tisha? This is Tisha. This is Tisha. McGruber's coming in here to check, make sure the audio levels are up. Can you hear me? I mean, Jay. We can hear you. We just want to make sure you can hear the song. Can you hear us fine? Yeah, I can hear you. Could you hear the last song we played? She heard it. Yeah, she heard it. Oh, yeah. All right, Tisha. All right, Tisha, are you ready? Yes, I am. All right, here we go. I'm 69. Oh, Tisha. Woodsy, you make the call. Do I give it to her or not? 100%. No way. You get it. All right, fine. Oh. Woodsy is a nice man. She knew the song title.

2:39:42I love that song. Why don't we just call this the giving it up for free? Yeah, seriously. You got a big heart, dude. I figure you guys screw over and up, listeners, by messing with my name that tune. I figure I give something back. Who won fair and square today? Oh, I got killed today. She nodded on a nod over a whole verse. That's good. She got it. And then put summer of 69. And then she goes, and then the summer of 69. T-shirt, you were just very lucky. She knew the first song, and Mike went to someone else when it should have been hers, so she should have it. Hang on the line. Hang on the line. Let's see. Let's go to M1 Aaron. Are you there from El Cajon? Yeah, I'm good. That's going good. You know how to play the game, right? Yeah, I do. Okay. When it stops, you start. Here we go. voice like eight actors. Yeah, to sound tougher. You know, because when you sing girls just want to have fun, you got to sound masculine. Yep. Because girls just want to have fun. Aaron, do you own that song? I'm sort of a Starbucks right now. Everybody's looking at me crazy. Of course I am. Oh my gosh. There's a dude next to you with his Bluetooth thing going, because girls just want to have fun. Get this guy a Frappuccino. Hang on.

2:41:14Good job. Hang on, Aaron. Hang on. Let's see. Fresh pair of anarchies for you. That's right. Enjoy them. Unless you want the angels. M1 tuna? Tuna, are you there? Sarah. Oh, Sarah. What's wrong with my phone lines? Is it me or is it two, three, four? Does it say tuna? What did I say? One, two, three, four. You said tuna. One, two, three, four. Yeah, something's wrong with our lines because this says line five is tuna. But this is Sarah. This is Sarah. Sarah from San Marcos. Are you ready to play? I am. Here we go. Footloose, by the way. I've been looking too hard. I have no idea. I don't know it either. Oh, yeah. That's Foreigner. That's Foreigner. Is it for Footloose? I think she should get it. Are you kidding me? She gave I don't know instead of I couldn't hear. That is a great song. I'm sorry. Hey, listen. Can I get another chance, please? Fine. 100%. Fine. I will give you another chance. We called her tuna. Yeah, we did call her tuna. I never do it. I'm going to give you one more shot. Are you ready? Yes. All right, redeem yourself. Here we go. You've got this tuna. Woodsy. I like their oldest stuff. That guy. Sarah, can your name be M1 Tuna? He's a Duff Leopard purist. I want her name to be M1 Tuna.

2:43:17Before the drummer lost his arms. Yes. I like both arm drummer. Yes. Hang on the line. The Def Leppard purist. The Def Leppard purist. He's a Def Leppard snob. Let's see. M1 Jordan from Lemon Grove. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. You ready to do this? What up, Jordan? You guys will love the song that's been selected for Jordan. Here we go. Gosh, my mom is going to kill me for not knowing this. You got this. Come on. You got it. Oh, my goodness. Man up. Because we are. Stop it, Wood. We are. Can I hear it again? I'm going to give it to you one more time. Here we go. I don't. Dude! Well, make something up. We've played it again. Let's see. What do you think it is? Yeah, give me something. We are living in a material world because we are material girls. Oh, my goodness. You should have to, like, tell us an embarrassing story now. Dude.

2:44:46You have to sing a Madonna song a cappella. If you could sing a Madonna song a cappella right now on the spot, I'll give you those sunglasses. Yeah. Or like I'm a little teapot. Any Madonna song. You got to give me any Madonna song a cappella, I'll give you sunglasses. Okay, like Vogue or something? Let's hear it. Is this a Vogue one? Gosh, I don't even know Vogue. Give me a Madonna song that I... Like a virgin. Yeah. Ooh, good. I don't know that one. I'm a little teapot. I can't believe I'm critical of a man that can't sing me a Madonna song, but I am. I wasn't born in the 80s. I was a 90s kid. Can you do I'm a little teapot? All right, fine. Go. I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my shout. Fine. Hang on. Hang on the line. Giving away the prizes. Absolutely. And that was a mail-in. We're made of prizes. I guess so. Are we? My goodness. I didn't know that one. Mikey Claus. I know it. Is that Susanna standing outside? I know that, dude. Is that who that is? She's been hanging out there for a while this morning. Just pacing the glass to the studio. Doors all fogged up. Hi, Susanna. If you wouldn't let me sing a song, I sang a song. You would have? All right, let's try it. That's right. Oh, wow. Oh, boy.

2:46:19Because we are living in a material world. And I am... Wow, Susanna. Wow. That was gorgeous. You've got to put the spit guard on that. No doubt. She's Louise. Man, yeah, I'll say. She's Louise. It was like lemonade was spewing out of her mouth right there. Wynette? That was... I actually had some latte earlier. Is that what that was? Latte? Stuck in there. Susanna, she works in our accounting department. She's an intern. 27 years old, real pretty, blonde hair. Smoking. Smells great. Comes in here in a little business suit. Yep. One of these days aspires to actually work in the accounting department, not just be an intern. Well, you know, you got to start somewhere. That's right. What's going on? I'll just get your dry cleaning for you. Anything you need, Mike. No, we were talking about that earlier. It's going to be part of the show. Yeah, if you work for somebody, if you would be willing to do their personal tasks for them. I'd do it. What? What do you mean? I've got a wife. I wish I understood what she said. She has a retainer in her mouth. Take the retainer out, Susanna. Let everybody hear how gorgeous those pipes are. Here's what it sounds like when she takes out the retainer. Sorry. Oh, wow. That is a different sounding voice. It's so sexy when she takes out the retainer, isn't it? Yeah, well, here's the thing, Mike. I've been working on a new side business. You have? Since...

2:47:37You haven't sent me on any appearances. Well, you're in the accounting department. Well, yeah, but, you know, you always talk about how beautiful I am. I know, but you're... Do I? Do I? But you're not actually on the show, Susanna. But, yeah, but... You pop in every once in a while. Yeah, and the people... That's... Right. But that's... The people want to see, you know? Heard it the first time. I'll be the face of the show. I'll take my rotator off. Just put your retainer back in. Okay. I got to know what this business is. Yeah. Oh. Probably something creepy if I had to guess. No, it's... I think you're going to like it. What is it? It's a two-man sleeping bag, and it looks... Here's the best part. Wait, wait, wait. Here's the best part. You have to say that. Slower. Like, what? It's a what? It's a two-man. Two-man. One, two. Two-man. Two-man. Two-man. Sleeping bag. Sleeping bag. But... Yeah. It looks... Like a loaf of bread. It looks like a loaf of bread. So. I'm in. I'm in. Thanks, you know. I'm in. So I call it the sleeping bag. What do you say? Sleeping bag. I think it sounds great so far. Sounds like a winner so far. It's kind of weird that you're just at home creating sleeping bags. Made of loaves of bread. Yeah, it looks like loaves of bread. But here's the thing. I was eating my sandwich. Take that thing out. Oh, okay. I was eating my sandwich.

2:49:02And I was just, I just happened to be walking by. Woods was talking on the phone. And he was talking about taking a camping trip. Were you, Woods? Well, we talked about it on the air a little bit about all of us thinking about going camping. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I'm really the camping type. So I was like, while I was eating my sandwich, he's talking about this. And I'm like, oh, bing bong. Bing bong. Bing bong. Bing bong. You know how most of us are like, when we get an idea, we're like, oh, bing bong. Yeah, bing bong. That's all. Right. So I just thought. Bing bong, spaghettios. Well, I thought. It's so creepy when she does that. Maybe on the chemistry woods that we could, you know, we could try out my new baguette. But maybe Jamie stays at home. Just kidding. She stares right at Woods' eyes when she does that. Very forward. Yeah. I'm not kidding. Very forward. Okay, yeah. Oh my gosh. That's strange. Oh my gosh. Yeah, so with the prototype, I just, I was hollowing out a giant...

2:50:02tree trunk and I was trying to build a coffin for woods. I mean, I mean, a tree house. A tree house. Why would she be hollowing out a thing for you to make into a coffin, Woods? No, no, it's a tree house. It's a tree house. I don't know why I said coffin. She likes you. I don't want him dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you don't want him dead. I just want to wear his skin. Okay, creepy, creepy, creepy, creepy. Do you mind if I put this back in? I don't mind at all, actually. Get it off of the, yeah. Yeah, because it's sitting on the counter. Get it off the counter. The funny thing was I wanted to make it out of real skin. Not yours, but maybe Jamie's. But I don't know if I have enough material. I've collected some samples. Just kidding, guys. Just kidding. Susanna, every time you come in, you get more forward and more forward and creepier and creepier. Okay. Here's the thing. Woods, I have an idea. Okay. Maybe you jump in the baguette and you make it right. Just jump in there? I mean, you help me demonstrate. And don't be such a creeper. Is that what that is in the bag that you brought? Is that the baguette? She does all of Woods' bits. I can introduce you to Slash. It's a Slash. Because you love him. I do like Slash.

2:51:28That's what that is right there? That's the sleeping baguette? Let me see it. Let me see. Look at that. Oh. It really does look like a loaf of bread. It does. It's made out of, um, not skin. Made out of not skin? Yeah, look at this. They're holding it up. And it's like a, it's a real, it's like a sleeping bag. But I guess you could shape like a loaf of bread. Maybe Jamie and I give it a shot. No, no. Here, right? No. She wants you to test it out. Can you get in there? I think the two of you should hop in. It's not weird if you're just testing it out. She's the only one chanting. I'm chanting too. I don't feel comfortable. Jamie probably wouldn't like it. What if Mike and Woods got in there? No. Mikey, you're not tall enough. Really? Woods, why don't you get in there? Woods is getting in the bag. And now, Susanna, now that he's trapped in there, why don't you demonstrate with him by you getting in the back? Yes. No. It's getting tighter around me. It's like a, it's tightening. It's tightening. It's tightening. It's very, you guys are really squeezed in there tight. It's like saran wrap. That works. It's really tight around the neck.

2:52:46I feel like I'm being choked out. Susanna, how do you feel right now? It's supposed to be. This is... Isn't it crazy? What? She's really... I can't understand what you're saying, Susanna. I can't understand you. I can't understand you. You get me the hell out of here? If she takes out her retainer now, if she takes her retainer out, you're going to be stuck in there with a slimy retainer. That's fine. Better than... There you go. That's much better. You tightened it too much, Woods. So anyway... Susanna. I have a few other ideas, Mike. Yeah? Can I just put them out there? Sure, sure. Well, there's a two-man baseball glove. That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard. How does that work? Hear me out. It's a life-size baseball glove that someone like you could use at games, Woods, and carry a friend. like me, in the glove with you for moral support. Yeah, so you take her with you to your baseball guys. It's a giant glove. It's a giant glove. Susanna fits in there and she gives you support. Yeah, and I'll just be hanging around. Sounds sweet. I think I'll pass on that one too. It's the creepiest thing I've ever heard. How am I going to get into my games? I got to work out the kinks. Yeah. But what do you think? What did you think of the baguette? I think it was... I think the baguette's a great idea. Yeah.

2:54:01And I think that your hair is messed up and I think that your clothes are disheveled. I think it's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. I know. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. I think your makeup is smeared. That's intense. And I think Woods looks really scared. Susanna, you're fantastic. Thank you. Thanks for stopping by. That's our accounting intern, Susanna. Bye, Woods. Bye, Susanna. Do you see the little rings all over the table from where she put her retainer down? Why do you let her use my mic? I'm going to let her use this mic. Oh, we did get King of Carrot Flowers Part 1 on the air today. Because I didn't know. I was like, are we or are we not?

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3:02:24You were home? Mama took me back to Memphis. Nice. That's where I was born. Me too. You were born in Memphis too? Yeah. Were you born in a public park like me? No. Probably not. Mama didn't know she was pregnant. Oh, it's one of those. Yeah, she's having something with her girlfriend called vodka picnic where all the girls just get together on Sundays and do shots of vodka. Does everyone do that? At the park. She's just drinking while she's pregnant with you. Well, she didn't know, and it was a different time. Didn't she? Yeah. So anyway, she was sitting there, and she burned herself with the ashes of her cigarette, and all of a sudden realized, oh, my goodness, I'm pregnant. Here comes the kid. Yeah, so right there, that's where Hoyle Hand Ready was made. Unbelievable. For the very first time. That's unbelievable. Thank you. Thanks for the cup. Weird phobias. Any of you guys have weird phobias? What do you mean? A little afraid of something. An irrational fear of something. Clowns. We've talked about that. Clowns, yeah. I have bridges and spiders, too. Oh, bridges. I'm with you. I think a lot of people have spiders. Driving over them, yeah. Oh, my God. What is the irrational fear that you're going to fall off of it? Yeah. Earthquake. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Trapped. Trapped on a bridge. Then drowning. Occasionally, in heavy traffic, start to trip a little bit when I'm driving under the bridge. Yeah, you're supposed to crack your windows so that you can get out.

3:03:46Really? Because otherwise the pressure is too great and you get like trapped in the car. I will now do that every time. I didn't know that. Whenever I'm like staying at a hotel in the balconies overlooking something, I'll kind of like take a step out of the balcony and kind of look a little bit. But I feel like the balcony is going to fall. Yeah, me too. Oh, really? Yeah, like I'm going to fall. I actually said that to Todd the last hotel we were at. That's a phobia. I think I'm going to fall. I think I'm going to fall. Emma and Lauren from IB. Hi. Hi. I am deathly afraid of rotten potatoes. Like potatoes with the brown marks all over them? No, no, it's the brown marks. They grow like these roots. And they get really long and menacing kind of. If I see a bag in the pantry, we have one of those walk-in pantries, and I can't remember when it was purchased. I kind of try to mentally backtrack the last time I bought it. big sack of potatoes and I will like slowly approach it like as if it's going to get to me. Are you afraid they're going to eat you, Lauren? Probably not, but I just like touching them. I'm getting kind of freaked out. Oh my gosh, I love that. That's what that guy looks like. The guy that was growing like branches out of his feet. It looks like those things that come out of potatoes. Oh, Lauren, you would never be able to watch that on TV. I don't watch scary movies.

3:05:10Either. I guess you can't watch Grey's Anatomy then either, can you? Because I think that happens. You had an episode where a guy turned into a tree. Tree boy. It's a real condition. It is. Wow. I can handle it. Still not as bad as him turning into a rotten potato, but... That would definitely be a nightmare. That's right. Thank you, Lauren. M1 Jeremy from Santee. Yep. How you doing? Good. What's your phobia? It's drinking milk after anyone out of the same class. It's still not as bad as him turning into a rotten... Jeremy's got his radio blasting. What show do you think he's listening to right now? I think he's listening to ours. It's just... I didn't want to have to listen to us twice. You know, I heard us the first time. I like that. Thank you, Jeremy. Anyway, drinking milk out of the same glass as somebody? Yeah, out of the same... I could drink water or beer or anything out of... Not anyone, but someone close to me's glass. But milk, I can't do. I agree. Because it's thick. But we've talked about that before, how gross it is. Imagine eating cereal after someone. That's the foulest thought. And there's really no rhyme or reason to it. Has it ever happened where you've been eating cereal and somebody's like, ooh, give me a bite, and they get a spoon? Never, ever, ever. But that happens with ice cream. I know. It'd be crazy. And it's not weird. I think even a feral cat would be like, ooh, that's the grossest thing I've ever seen in my life. That's so gross. Thank you for the call, Jeremy. That's a good one. I appreciate it. M1Jack from Escondido.

3:06:35Yeah, I've got an irrational fear of zombies. Oh, my God. Basically, I got it planned out wherever I'm at, how I'm going to get to where I need to be. Just in case? Just in case. Everywhere I go. I know where I'm going if it happens today. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you go to a movie theater and you'll be sitting in there and you're like, I know exactly where the exits are because if this is the moment where zombies actually happen. This fictitional creature. Like Shaun of the Dead? Yeah, like Shaun of the Dead. If I'm sitting here and four zombies come strolling in here and it's like zombie go time, I know exactly how I'm getting out. If I could still make those calls. Ghostbusters? Ghostbusters. Wait a minute. Wait. What if you go to a restaurant and you go to the bathroom and you have to sit down, if you know what I mean, in the bathroom? Do you think about it then, too? Yeah, but, you know, like the lid of the toilet, the toilet tank could be used as a weapon. That's awesome. I have a question. Go ahead, Sienna. That's amazing. Sienna's got one for you. Are you married or have a girlfriend? I'm married with a son. Now, I really want to know. Your wife knows about this, I'm sure. Yes. What did she say when you first told her? Yeah, what'd she say? Dig this. We've been living together for about 10 years now. And when her and I first started dating, I used to have like night terrors about it.

3:08:03Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait. Question, question. Yes. Did it get sparked by, like, you saw Night of the Living Dead or you saw, yeah, one of these movies and it got you? I think I've got, like, general fear of large groups or, like, social anxiety. And it kind of stems from that. That's my opinion, at least. Yeah. So what'd the wifey say? Yeah, what'd she say when you told her? I wake up and generally sweating and breathing hard. I got to go. I got to go. To the point where she's like, well, then go. What did she say when you first told her about your zombie deal? Resident Evil video game. Maybe that's what did it. To the point where now she could groan at me. Make zombie noises. It'll make the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. That's pretty awesome. Do you realize that there's a book that's just for that? It's called The Zombie Survival Guide. Unbelievable. I bet he has it. You own it? Lots of people believe in it. I don't have it. It's kind of fictional to me. Your wife? Yeah, that's for kids, dude. I'm playing a zombie escape route. Your wife goes, ha, to you? Yeah. That is so awesome.

3:09:20He's going to wear a diaper for the times that his wife goes. I want to know, too. He said he knows who he's going to call, and I joke, Ghostbusters. But, like, are there zombie busters out there? 1-800-ZOMBIE. It's going to be me or anybody else that survives. You know what? Zombies are a creepy thought for all of us. You know, they really are a creepy thought. Yeah, and they are all lumbering and walking all slow. Bandages and stuff all over. Yeah. That's never going to happen. Really? You guys. Never say no. It is pretty creepy, though. What if there's something that, like, some sort of, like, nuclear reaction that causes people to be in a zombie-like state? What if, Sienna? I've got one. Then. You guys are nuts. You saw what happened with Will Smith. I mean, that was... Yeah. No. It's a documentary with Will Smith. This is the real world. This is the kid and the dog. When the dog turned into the zombie. That's so sad. I've got one, dude. What? Phobia. What? Deathly afraid of birds. So is the lead singer of Bush. Gavin Rossdale. Gavin Rossdale. Yeah. Birds eye. Like pigeons, birds. Yeah, I don't like them. Dude, I was walking down Michigan Avenue with a buddy one time.

3:10:34And we're walking one way, and there's these two girls walking the other way. And my buddy Bobby goes, oh, dude, look at that. And I'm like, holy cow. Wow, look at those. And they're walking, they're walking. And, you know, a lot of pigeons in the city. A pigeon jumps up in front of me. I go, ah! Like that. And he was like, oh, really? Again, nervous purpose. Got me again. I hate birds. Sometimes when I make the bed. and my toes are under the bed, like, just a little bit, you know? And I get real freaked out, and I have to, like, pull my toes back so they're not under the bed because I think someone's going to grab them. That's like the movie The Gate. I was telling you, I have that, too. I have to run. I can't let the microwave get down to zero. I have to stop it before. That's weird. What do you think is going to happen? It skeeves me out to have it go beep. I don't like that. Oh, well, you just get annoyed with it. No, it kind of makes me uncomfortable, and it's more than just annoyed. Is that like an obsessive compulsive thing? Maybe it is. Because like Todd has one just like that. When he goes to the gas station, he has to stop the gas pump on an even number. Or at like $19.50, not $19.23. God forbid. Yeah. Maybe I just gave something completely unrelated to our topic. It's like, yeah, I've got these warts, you guys, right? And you're like, yeah, great, Mike. I'm afraid they're turning colors. Yeah. Let's see. M1, Emlyn from Lemon Grove. Are you there?

3:11:55Yep. What do you have a phobia of? Every time I hear, like, a helicopter or, like, anything in the sky, like, I automatically, like, think that it might be an alien. Yeah, but how many alien spaceships have rotor blades? I know, right? But, like, at night, like, if I see any flashing lights outside my blinds or something, I, like, assume that some, like, spaceship is landing in my back. You would have hated being at my house last night then. Yeah, in La Jolla they had. Searchlights for illegals. Immigrants came in to the beach. Illegal aliens. Immigrants. No, they keep coming in. So there was helicopters all over my house with searchlights in my yard and stuff. That's what I woke up to. If actual aliens showed up here, would they be in trouble because they came here illegally? It's a true question. Yes, they would. Is it a true question? I need to see proper documentation. Yeah. What's the difference, Woods, between them and a Mexican coming over the border? Stop it, Mike. Seriously. Or somebody coming into the country illegally. One is fictional. What does legally coming into this country mean? What does that mean? One is fictional, one is not. I'm just... Having proper documentation. Correct. Correct. In order to come to this country, if they don't follow the protocol... Where do you get that?

3:13:18Where do you get legal documentation? Yeah, for aliens. That's what I'm saying. They have to go to their alien embassy? If they ever come here, Woodsy. You guys are clowns. If they ever come here, they're breaking the law. 100%. This comes from the guy whose only YouTube video is the UFO lights. That's true. That's true. That's right. I've seen UFOs. They're called four-wheelers, dirt bikes. Well, maybe they are, but I thought they were UFOs. Could have been aliens on them. M1 Malone from North Park. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. What's your phobia? Disposal and then I get like a lime rind in there and I have to stop it and put my hand in there. Oh, yeah. You know it's going to go off on accident. Yeah, of course. I had to do that. You guys talked about that a while ago and I was like, why would you ever have to do that? I never had to do that. My earring fell in there the other day and I was like, I have to get it. I have to get it. I have to get it. Stuck my hand in. Yeah, it's the worst. Scare you like you thought it was in it? Oh, my gosh, yeah. It's the worst, dude. The worst. I want to turn off the entire circuit breaker. Me too. I want to call SDG&E. I yelled. Can you roll a blackout real quick? I'll use tongs. You will? Yeah. I can't even do that. I couldn't have gotten the earring though. I yelled for Todd like eight times and he didn't come. So finally I was like, I'll do it. Well, have you guys ever accidentally dropped a spoon down there? Because it'll be like... I'm afraid that even if I stick a tong in there, it's going to shoot back and hit me in the eye. It probably will.

3:14:48I'm just putting the thought out there. I'm just putting the thought out there. That's terrifying. Yesterday, I think I broke our ice maker. I saw you jimmying with it. Yeah, I spent two minutes. No, two minutes. I spent two seconds trying to fix it and gave up. Like most guys. How did you break it? Taking it off and then trying to put it back on. But taking it off in like a guy, impatient. When something isn't giving. Don't start to push and pull and don't do that. That's, that's, that's good Lord. It's overload. You got to just realize that you're going to break it. Yeah. 570-1949-M1. Hallie from SDSU. Are you there? Hi, yes. Good morning. Good morning. I have an irrational fear of flooding toilets.

3:15:43Oh, yeah. That's not irrational. That is not irrational. So you believe when you flush a toilet, that might be the time that it overflows? Well, as a kid growing up, my older brother flooded the toilet every time he went in there. And he wouldn't leave it. And so every time I went in there, the toilet was flooding. Wait, wait, wait. Question. Is it because, Hallie, is it because you put too much toilet paper in there? Yeah. Probably, yes. I've never understood that. The over toilet papers. My bro is the worst. I use a lot of TP. Why? Don't you guys know better? Get a clean house, dude. I know you do, but... Make sure it's all perfect. I know, but... You really need that much? Yeah. Kids are the worst. Kids are the worst. They don't care. You're lucky you have boys because girls do so much more. Well, and some people will put, like, if they Windex their mirror or something like that, instead of throwing the paper towel out, they put it in the toilet. Woods, are you kidding me? You can't do that. Your dad didn't just crush you as a kid about that? He didn't know. Just the thought, right now, when Lauren even said that. I do it all the time. My dad.

3:16:55is in the back of my head. Like, what are you doing? Like, to my dad, that was the worst thing you could... There was a couple things. Don't leave lights on in the house. Oh, yeah. Number one. If you're not in that room, that needs to be... Those lights off. Because that will waste at least two cents a year. What do you do... At least two cents a year. What do you do to the office every morning, though, Mike? Turn the light off. I leave the light on. No, you leave it on. You know why? Why? Because it's comfort somehow. Why is that? It's comfort. No, I think I do. He leaves it on. No, this is before you were in there. I would leave it on. And what would I come do? Turn it off. Come and turn it off. And I think I even told you my dad would get mad about that. But also, my dad, he had restrictions when it came to how much he could use to wipe. You could not just go wiping willy-nilly. You must. How's he going to know? No, you must use a small... If you go through the toilet paper roll quickly? Are you monitoring you? No, but you're not going to do, your dad doesn't like make a big deal. With my dad, you didn't test it. He was like, this is what he said. You're not like, really dad? You're not here? I'm in the, I'm in, but I'm in the pooper by myself. He's not even going to know what I'm using. I'll tell you why. Because the first time that thing clogged up and he had to call somebody. You're dead, man. You're dead. You know how you fix a kid? What you do is if it clogs up, you make them do it. You realize how disgusting it is. Did your dad ever freak out?

3:18:21I put Q-tips in there, whatever. I do that now. Every morning, I put Q-tips in there. Is that bad? Is Q-tips bad? You're not supposed to put anything except for human waste and toilet paper. It's specifically designed to be very thin. It is. What about the flushable baby wipes? Yeah, if it says flushable. But everything else? You should only be using eight inches of toilet paper. Zero percent. Absolutely. That is less than a ruler. How much do you guys use? A lot. I go multiply that by five, six. Get my wife on the phone. She'll tell you. You would use like four or five feet of toilet paper? If you're filing papers, I'm going to use as much toilet paper as I need to. I'm going to roll perfectly clean. I'm going to roll every three days, two days. Yeah. Get. 100%. I'm like that, too. I'm like that, too. Yeah, two, three days. Every three days. You guys use too much toilet paper. I don't want it anywhere near my hand. Are you? I am. Are you? I follow it up. I don't, like, swipe, toss. What is that? Swipe, toss. No, Mikey, you're not clean. I don't think you're clean. No, I'm telling you, dude. Do you have a bidet? These are lovely. Why do we turn to toilet talks? We always do. Dude, did your dad ever do this bit at any of your dads?

3:19:42He used to be watching something on the downstairs TV. I'd be watching the same thing in my room, and it would kill him. He would be like, why don't you just come down here? I'm like, why do you care? The TV's going to be on whether I'm watching the game or a sitcom. So the TV's going to be on regardless. Why do you care if the same thing's on downstairs? He wanted to be with you. No, that's not why. He wanted to conserve energy. Conserve energy. Oh, really? Dude, that was his. Number one. Number one. If you're watching what I'm watching, get down here. So I would have to eat walking around to turn into something else. That is funny. The only reason that my dad didn't do that is probably because he didn't think of it. But if he thought of it, that would have been. It used to slay him. Oh, man. We could do a topic on tightwad dads. It's on my topic list for the meeting. Is it? Yeah, it was on there. I'll show you. We've had it on there for like... We've done tight wide dads before. I'm telling you, man. My dad would be up there. Mine too, but I love him. They both were the last time we talked about it. Yep. They were. Let's see. Mikey Show. I've been on a new dial. We want to check it out. You haven't heard the Mikey Show talk about that. I can't remember it. It was like when we first got on the air, I think. Let's see. Did you guys... This is funny.

3:21:07Friday, Jay went to somebody's house and built a treehouse. Wait, what? Really? Cool. Can you come to my house and build a treehouse? Anytime you need a treehouse. I've been threatening to build this treehouse for a long time. The little kid, you know, he'd always come over to ours and he loved it. And they're just like family to us because we spend so much time. Our kids love each other. Jay, you make it up as you go along with the treehouse making or do you, is there actual schematics? Well, about six months ago, I measured for it. And then I kind of knew in my head what I was going to do. Weird. And then I got there, and I just kind of winged it. And it looks, Kim came out, because Kim didn't know what it looked like, because we had a party there that night for his birthday. And she walks in, she says, oh, my gosh. That is a nice treehouse. I thought you were just going to build a deck. I was like, nope, went all out. It's got a roof, wall. How long did that take you? Central heating and air. Yeah, study, den. Does it have like little chairs in there or anything? No, I just put a, you know, just a floor and walls. It's big though. It's probably four by six. It's got a shelf built in. It's full on roof with a skylight. Playboys. With a skylight. Skylight. He's only six. Jay, you are so great to have around. I know. Let me know if your kid needs a treehouse, you know.

3:22:15The tree houses I built sucked. Me too. You know what, as far as I would get on the tree house? The stairs. Yeah. The nailing the two by fours to the tree and get up there and be like, I don't know what I'm supposed to do now. In my, behind our house in Connecticut, probably ten trees. Just the steps up to him. Dude, I couldn't build a fort in my house. I would get a bunch of chairs together and put blankets over him. It would cave in in two minutes. The caved-in blanket fort. I'm like, this is great. You can't do anything right. When I was seven years old, my dad let me build a fort with a chimney in it. I built a full-on fireplace with a chimney, and you could cook on top of it. Eat my dad. We had scrap metal sitting around. Cuckoo. It was cuckoo. I could have a fire when I was like seven. I had a playhouse that my dad and grandpa built for me. It was painted white with a gray roof and pink shutters. They bought it from Winnie the Pooh. You've seen it. It's called the MGM Grand. It was so nice. It had linoleum floors. Linoleum floors.

3:23:13There was, like, kitchen stuff all set up, windows that opened with screens. It had a porch, like a balcony. Massage tables. There's nothing cooler when you're a kid than having your own little house. I got into some trouble in high school. I was, like, my little hangout spot. Really? I needed to get away. We had a campsite as a group of friends. We cleared out a campsite that was the raddest thing ever. We built a table out of sticks that we tied together, and it was a full-on table. and it was, like, between two trees, and we would go and take our, you know, dirty magazines and cigarettes and all that stuff up there. Oh, yeah. My mom told me they dug a hole. This is back in, she was in high school, like, late 60s. They dug a hole in the ground and then put, like, a... piece of plywood on top and had leaves and stuff covering it. They used to go down there. They had a couch down there. We did the same thing. My sister hit me in the head with a shovel three times when we were digging it out. Did you guys put electricity down there? How did you get light? I didn't do it. My mom said they had candles and they would smoke cigarettes. Not her, but everybody else. I never did. Oh, look at this one. M1 Scott from Poway. You there?

3:24:21Yeah, I'm here. What is your girlfriend? What's your girlfriend afraid of? Oh, she was irrationally afraid of rubber bands. I used to torment her relentlessly because she was a sassy little thing. We had so much fun with that. Did you pull it back like it was a slingshot? Exactly. See? I skeeve at that. Like it was a slingshot. I threatened to shoot it at her. Woods does that with Lauren and it freaks her out. My brother used to do that to me growing up. With the rubber bands? It's fantastic. Thank you. Incredible story. I've got to tell you about this. California mom found her kidnapped daughter on Facebook. I'll give you details next. Down for a few minutes while I educate your butt. Let your voice be heard on The Mikey Show now. How are these levels, friends? Call 570-1949. Or text 949mikey at gmail.com. More of The Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9.

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3:29:31A loan from Navy Federal Credit Union makes car buying easy. Great low rates with discounts for active duty and retired military. Visit NavyFederal.org to apply. Now, back to the Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Queens of the Stone Age. So this is a pretty tremendous story about this mother in California. She found her kidnapped daughter on Facebook. How did this happen, Sienna? Now, this happened 14 years ago. The person who kidnapped her daughter was the father. Now, he didn't have custody. He illegally took two of their kids. Okay. Took them to Florida. They lived here in California. 14 years later, she didn't know where her kids were. Mm-hmm. 14 years go by. Then she's on Facebook, randomly searches for her daughter, who still has, I guess, the same name, finds her Facebook page and says, I'm your mom, you know, and tries to contact her. And the girl responds and says, look, I want nothing to do with you.

3:30:51Obviously, something that the father said because the little girl was three years old when he took her. Yeah, so now the police have gone. Oh, that crushes me. She was three years old. Yeah. So the dad took her and, you know, I'm sure said awful things about the mom. Monster. Although the mom was supposed to have full custody of the kids. She was like the legit one in the situation. The dad was the screw up. So, yeah, now the police got involved and he is behind bars right now for allegedly kidnapping his own children. And you know what stinks is that that kid probably hates the mom now because dad's in jail. Yeah. That's the worst. That's terrible. That's one of those things, dude. If you ever split up, you cannot run mouth about that child's parent, man. You just can't. Oh, it's so sad. So hard. Sienna's got some new releases for us. What's out today? Out today, Clay Aiken. Tried and true. Are you kidding? Hold on, hold on, hold on.

3:31:52There are no words left to say. It's a Paul Anka song or something. It's a cover of something. I don't know who it is. It's not Paul Anka. It is. No. Frankie Valli. Yeah, Frankie Valli. Hold on. Okay, I thought he was changing the words. I thought he was doing a Mikey Show parody. No, but it sounds like, hey, welcome to the Tiki Lounge. Tonight we have some karaoke going on. I like dudes. Right now, John Bishop, he works over it. Xerox is up on stage. He's doing It's Too Good to Be True. He just wanted to say hi. It's $5 if anybody else wants a song. That's full-on karaoke. That's why I hate American Idol. Really? They're not all Clay Aiken. You don't like karaoke? You mean the artists? Yes. That's the bro. Come on now. That's not the case, though. I mean, it isn't his case. That's original. Most of them. Adam Lambert, I have to, you know, I hate to say it, but he's very original. Yeah, I don't like it, but it's original. I don't like the music. I do like his, one of his songs that's out right now. Yeah, that one's good. I do like it. She likes it. What do you like that little rip? It's a good one. What else? Also out, Hawthorne Heights, Skeletons. Love it. Never heard of it. Love it. Sounds like Blink-182. Yeah.

3:33:14AFI. Yeah, AFI. And Sum 41. And... Blink is the... Blink's the father of it, right? Yes. Well... They started it, didn't they? Ish. Ish. Who started that before Blink? They didn't do the... Well, I guess Tom sang more like this. Yes. The whole... Guys singing like that. That was Blink 182. Ish. Nobody did that before then. I don't remember anything before Blink 182. I like that stuff, man. You're out. They're doing like the, with the emphatic, like with the, that's like that. I don't know what they call it, but it's like right on the. What do they call it? Emo. Yeah, emo. Yeah, emo. I guess. Gitto. I like a band called Acceptance. Have you guys ever heard of Acceptance? Nope. I've heard of Accept. Put your balls to the wall. Oh, no, not that one. But Acceptance has that sound.

3:34:25Love that. Do you put your mascara on? Yeah, I do. I put my mascara on, and then I put my man lighter, and then... Man pon? Man pon? Exactly. Guy liner. My guy liner. Compact? Yeah, I don't admit to liking a lot of that, so there's more of it. I just don't excavate it and let you know about it. Jack Johnson to the sea. Woods, do you like anything? Every song that we've said, you've been like, ugh. Dude, Clay Aiken, Hawthorne Heights, and Jack Johnson. You hate them all? I like some of Jack Johnson's stuff, but this is nothing different than what he's already put out. It's just reworking what he's done. I agree. You'll like the next one. Wait, there's an exception this time. He has hair. That's the difference. Switch it up to his look a little. You're going to like the next one. The Melvins, The Bride Screamed Murder. I just heard the name. The Melvins. I've never heard of them. I'm like, Woods will love this. You've never heard of the Melvins? No. I mean, no, totally. I have their greatest hits. Nirvana's biggest influence. Yeah. Yeah. There's no lyrics at all to that. Wonderful instrumental. Woods will like this one. Poetic. Rush, Clockwork Angels. Is it a new one? Is it a new Rush? Yeah. It doesn't sound like Geddy Lee. No. Maybe Alex Lifeson's singing. Hold on. Hold on. It's supposed to sound like...

3:36:15Yeah, my wife and I were talking about when guys get older, they lose all the highs. It sounds like almost Alice in Chains-ish. Yeah, it did sound a little grungy to it. Yeah. I wonder if they're trying to step into the new millennium kind of thing. Maybe. Sleep with one now. What else? Paul Weller, Traveling. Genius. This is live. It's like a math equation. I like the tambourine. My faith has been sure to find. Not my, not my. You don't like the tambourine? No. It's a math equation. It is. Is that it? For the albums, yes. Out today on DVD, Alice in Wonderland, The Wolfman with Anthony Hopkins, and Life, which is narrated by Oprah Winfrey. Oh, that's like a PBS type thing. Discovery Channel. Yeah. Those are the three biggins. Must miss. I wish that Oprah did not narrate that. How come? I wish that Oprah did not.

3:37:26narrate anything. Why? I didn't like it. Her voice was abrasive to me. Really? Did she do that the whole time? Slightly. I would have liked Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman did what? March of the Penguins? Maybe Susan Sarandon even? He could narrate anything. The Declaration of Independence, you'd be like, it's good. That voice slays me. Oh, boy. Who's outside the door? Hey, now. He's a topper. He can top you all day. Hey, now. Yeah, he's that guy. He's a walking cliche. Topper is 38 years old. What up, homie? Why do we keep letting him in the studio? I don't let him in the studio. He walks in the studio. What up, homie? Only 38-year-old guy I know that has his nipples pierced and a MySpace page. Long weekend, brother. My skin crawls. Look, he's got the hoodie on and his hat on under the hoodie. Was it a long weekend? Why? Look at these eyes. Oh, gross. Look at how bloodshot his eyes are. Dude. Still smell like him. I'm kind of interested in knowing what he did this weekend. Oh, dude. I was at Lake Mead. I went to Havasu. I went to Padre. You did all that? Yep. All that? I did all of it, man. Really? Did you happen to go by a movie theater this weekend?

3:38:46No. What do you mean, a movie theater? Why do you look so guilty, Topper? I don't know what you're talking about, dude. I was at Lake Mead with Tommy Lee, and I was in Padre. Jay? Really? I was in Padre. A certain ticker taker at the movie looked a lot like you. I don't work at the movies, dude. You were taking tickets at the movie theater? Wow. Were you Topper? No. Topper? No. Topper? No. Dude, shut up, Sienna. Which movie theater was it? Shut up. It was one downtown. Shut up, man. Did he have a name tag? Because I know he has some sort of name. Dwayne. Such BS, dude. What's up, Dwayne? Dwayne. Dwayne. Hey, I wasn't supposed to say. I wasn't. Dwayne, first of all, Dwayne is short for champagne. No, it's not. My parents were French hippies. So when you shorten it, it's Dwayne. Really? I don't think it is at all. Thanks, Jay, for blowing the whistle, man. Hey, where's the bus? Oh, the bus that he... Should I just lay down, bro? Why do you have to make up stories? I'm not making up stories, dude. Dwayne, I don't know about you doing that, bro.

3:40:08Coming in here like that, Dwayne. Dude, first of all, first of all, it's for a reality show that I'm doing. It's not. What's the name of it? I can't say it. Really? You can't say it? When does it start? Is it called Dwayne's Life? I don't know. Is it called This Dwayne's Life? What's it about? It's research, okay? For? I'm friends with half the Padres. Are you? So, Ego said, he called me. Who's Ego? Adrian Gonzalez. Really? Ego? Wow. Call him Ego? Does anyone else call him that? No. They're buddies, dude. Nobody does. Hey. It's for a reality show. I'm doing research. It's called Growing Dwayne's. I don't need this buzz. That's a good idea. Growing Dwayne's. She's looking pregnant, bro. What's your problem for crying out loud? She's pregnant. Why are you checking her out like that? It's creepy. Did she cut her own food? Really? That's the creepiest thing you've ever said. I heard somebody else on the show single too. I might be making a phone call soon.

3:41:10Not looking for dates from creepers. Yeah, and she's not looking for dates from guys with bloodshot eyes looking down their sunglasses on the bottom of their nose as they look at her like she's a pork chop. Dude, I can't believe you called me out, bro. Hey, you know what? You do a great job at ticket-taking. I'm not a ticket-taker, dude. You are, Dwayne. Dwayne, you are. Oh, no. Dwayne. Dwayne. Dwayne. Is he crying? Is he crying? Oh. Don't throw a tantrum, Dwayne. Don't get so mad. Shrek the fourth, that'll be theater nine to your left. Ever since, I've got fired from Price Club, dude. It's Costco now. It hasn't been Price Club since the 80s. It's Costco now. Exactly. Wow. Exactly. The Price Club. I used to swear I would always call it Price Club. Oh, yeah. Totally quit. It's the last time Dwayne worked there. Here's the deal. I don't need this. I don't need this buzzkill, dude. I got a lot of focusing to do because you know what I'm doing next month? What? Climbing Mount Everest. Hey, Dwayne. Dwayne. No, you're not. Dwayne. No, you're not, Dwayne. I really want to know what the best movie is right now. Yeah, he's that guy. He's a walking DJ. Did he just out himself? Yeah.

3:42:34Short for champagne. Yeah, Dwayne is short for champagne. In Another World, maybe. Oh, that's a good song. What was the movie? Cruel Intentions, Woods. You failed. I got it. Good job. You're supposed to say your name first. Woods, Cruel Intentions. There you go. Oh, man, I got a good topic that we could do. Damn. I do, but I don't have time. Save it. Let me save it. You can call us if you want to, 570-1949. Oh, yeah, you know what we're going to do when we get back? We're going to tell you how many people got arrested over the weekend. Was San Diego up or down statistically in terms of DUI, drunk people at the beach, Memorial Day weekend, all of it. Next. This is The Mikey Show, FM 94.9.

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3:48:44This is The Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Saw a great new show this weekend. River Monsters. No, you were telling me about it. Creepiest, greatest thing. If you can't DVR, it's good. Really creepy. What channel? Discovery. So scary and creepy. That's about all the weird things. 40 years old, didn't know these things existed. Oh, I'm in. Oh, scariest. They look like giant trout. They're like... 18 pounds, they're like five feet long with fangs. Scariest thing I've ever seen. And they attack people in the Amazon River. Sound like the Cowardly Lion. It's true. That's what I would be at the Amazon River, the Cowardly Lion, the Cowardly Kid. Let's see. Okay, so the stats this weekend here in San Diego. Yes, and some of these are throughout California. Okay. For the three-day weekend, city lifeguards reported 144 water rescues.

3:49:58Wow. Fewer than last year. How many last year? I don't know. It just says it's fewer. I did the inner mouth yawn, and he caught me. Oh. Woodsy doesn't get it very often where he's able to catch me with an inner mouth yawn. I feel like I just hit a walk-off grand slam. That's good, too, because I seriously tried to hide that one. He's good at it. Sometimes you can't control a yawn. No, Mikey says you can. Open mouth yawn is the worst. Mikey. Yeah. You can't control it. You can. I just did. You didn't know. No, but what I mean is if you have to yawn, it doesn't mean that you didn't sleep enough. It's so distracting when you're on the air to have to. Plus, they're contagious. I'm going to do this bit. Yawns are contagious. See if you can see me. Ready? He just ducked down under the board. Does that work? No. Really? Just as distracting. Yeah. The California Highway Patrol reported 12 road-related fatalities statewide.

3:50:58Two in San Diego. This is between Friday night and Monday morning. Not bad. Not bad. It's probably down. Not great. No, I mean, obviously, but we've had years where you've heard nine, ten. Really? Yeah. Statewide, there were 1,406 arrests for DUIs driving under the influence. Statewide, though. 68 in San Diego. Let me tell you, 4th of July and Memorial Weekend, I can't believe people are like... Because you know they're out there looking for you. What in your mind is like, I think this is the weekend. And of all weekends, this is the weekend. It's the people that probably do it all the time. I know. And you just can't. You can't do it. Yeah, because they're sting. Somebody told me they have checkpoints outside of PB. My two buddies that were in town were dying to go to PB. They're dying. I go, hey, listen, I'll drive you down there and drop you off. But I'm not staying. And they're like, well, it's really far back here. Why don't you take a cab? Because it's $100 each way. $100 if you're in North County. Yeah, but if there's three of you, you just share it. Plus, you guys, you have $100 in your ashtray. Take your Maybach. Yeah. Well, you just split it. It's better than getting a DUI. That way, your friends who flew in here from Texas would get to see what they wanted. Why didn't you take the yacht? They were sick.

3:52:14Sure they were. They were. I got pictures. I'll show you on my Facebook. Of them curled up in blankets going. I saw it. What happened to them? I think food poisoning. Yeah, that or 18 shots of vodka in an hour. Yeah, that could do it too. But overall, the DUI arrests in the county had dropped by 22. That's awesome. Compared to 2009, 22%. Still a lot of DUI arrests, 68. Seems like a lot. Let's see. 5701949 is our phone number. M1, family man from Mira Mesa. Yeah. What's going on? Over the weekend. But unfortunately, we ran into one of those two San Diego fatalities. There's a motorcyclist out there in East County Ramona on Old Julian Road. Man, those things scare me so bad, man. The bikes. I know. There was two of them out there. Was it the fast kind of bikes? Yeah, and that's why I'm calling in. saying, you know what, I'm a dad and I ride and I ride more carefully now because I do ride. But for all, you know, all the M1s out there that got the super sport bikes that just go 2,000 miles an hour, just take it easy because it's not worth your death. Hey, and a word on that too. I know a guy that was in a wreck like that and his dad said to him a couple of weeks before the accident.

3:53:40He said, you're not riding anymore till I till you get a jacket that has great armor on it, because these jackets, these leather jackets, bike riders where they have armor in them and they have grades of it. They have low grade armor. It's cheaper. They have higher grade armor. It's more expensive. And it saved his life. Having that really good armor in that jacket saved his life. But I was just thinking about it and I'm like, oh, my gosh, what if one of my boys came to me and said, Dad, I'm getting a bike, you know, and I'm saving up money and I'm getting a bike. inside be scared out of my mind because it just doesn't matter you could be as mature a kid as possible but when you're young you're just not you're just not as mature you don't you don't think about consequences i know when i was that age man i had a bike for about six months and my my buddy anthony costa let me have and i was riding it every day that was my only means of transportation It took a lot of chances that I would not take now. Sure. A lot of chances, man. Do you guys see on the freeway the guys on the bikes that do the tricks and stuff, too? Yeah, it kills me. I've seen one stand up on his seat. Yeah, I hate that. And it's like, dude, what are you doing? We're going, like, over 70 right now on the freeway. It kills me. And it's like, all you need is one little mix-up. Pebble. A pebble. You hit a bump. Oh, it makes me so crazy. Well, driving in your car down the 5 and...

3:55:01You're just driving, and maybe you're blasting a cig, listening to the new Muse or Edward Sharp record, maybe, and you hear, past your window, and I jumped six feet because the guy's just going through me and another car at 160 miles an hour. He actually went through the roof of my car. I went through the roof of my car. I bet you did. Oh, dude, it scares me to death. Be careful, please. 5701949. Did we talk about Ocho Cinco? No. We didn't mention Ocho Cinco. So check this out, what Chad is up to. He is doing a new reality show. Weird. Just got off of one, by the way. I like him. Just got off one. I know. He was on Dancing with the Stars. Why can't he just focus on the field? Hey, Mikey. Huh? Maybe go check out some game film. Maybe go run some routes. Right. Maybe go run some routes, pal, with your quarterback. Overrated. As soon as Ocho Cinco is not performing, I'd be totally down with that. How many rings that guy have? Okay. That's a good point, but he had his best season last year. He had one of his best seasons last year. Well, make it better and better and better. Individual, pal. Really? So now? Yeah. Go look at some game films. Get better. Because his game is suffering so bad? His team sucks. No, dude. They don't? No. The Bengals. The Bengals. The Bengals don't suck. What do they win? Don't they? Let's see. What do they win? Let's check out their record from last year. I think they did good. What do they do? Well, they didn't go to the Super Bowl. What is it all about?

3:56:23It's about... Chad Ochocinco, you know what it's all about? Chad freaking Ochocinco, pal. I like that. That's it. I think he's humorous. Do you? I do. I really think he's funny, and I don't have a problem with Chad. You don't like him? No. Dude, if I was building a team, would I want him? Absolutely not. That's what I always think of. How come? Dude, because he's all about Ochocinco and not about the Cincinnati Bengals. Yeah, but I think he performs really well. He's like a T.O. Yeah. Ass clown. Let's see. Cincinnati Bengals. It's taking me too long. I got it. Well, he began yesterday, or no, today's Tuesday, on Sunday, shooting his new VH1 reality show called Ocho Cinco, the Ultimate Catch. He won the North last year, the AFC North. Come on, you got to give him credit. Do I? He won the North? Come on. That's pretty good. Yeah, there's a lot of points for third and fourth place. Why do we give our seventh place people ribbons now, Mike? That's not. Come on. He won the North. That's a ribbon for first place in the AFC North. Good job. That's number one. Numero uno. That's all you play for. Do you guys want to know about this reality show? Yeah. 85 ladies. Applied.

3:57:34to date Chad Ochoacinco. 85 of them were at the Los Angeles Stadium and they were eliminated to 16 girls who will be living together in an L.A. mansion. Sounds a little bit like Tila Tequila to me. And this also sounds a lot like The Bachelor, The Bachelorette. It also sounds a lot like Bret Michaels' Rock of Love. I know. It also sounds like Joe Millionaire. It also sounds like all kinds of shows. What's the flavor of love? Flavor of love. Well, these girls will be working around the receiver's workout regimen. Oh, my God. I'm moving to Europe. Including the minicamp. I'm moving to Europe. Woodsy. I'm moving to Europe. His celebrations, I thought, were great. Dude, they're funny as hell. They're funny. I think I enjoyed them. I enjoy his... And he's not... You know what? Chad Ochocinco's not a guy that's getting arrested all the time. Are you ready? He doesn't. He stays out of trouble. He's funny. Mikey is the GM. Yeah. You're building your team. Uh-huh. Is he one of the five wide receivers you bring in? All right. You're my assistant GM. Tell me why I shouldn't. Because he's a clown. Okay, but he catches 100 balls a season. So does T.O. He's a distraction. Chad is a distraction. T.O., though, hang on, though. We're having a conversation. You're assistant GM. I'm GM. Here's our conversation I say to you about T.O. and Ocho. T.O.

3:58:45He tells his quarterbacks that they're losers. He goes on the attack. Teal's been to a Super Bowl. Chad is kind of harmless. Teal's been to a Super Bowl. He's not harmless. Not to the team. He's a distraction. Just because he's been to a Super Bowl doesn't mean he's a better player, though. That's true. See, that would be my flaw. It means he had a better team that season. Well, in a premier position like wide receiver where you can take the game on your back, he has a lot to do with it. Chad has had... A couple of good years. A couple. Yeah, he's getting too wrapped up in his little image. Too wrapped up in your little Ocho Cinco. Only thing I'd have a problem with Ocho, he's getting too old. Yeah, he's getting a little old. Something up with your headphones? I can't hear myself. Really? The only way I can hear myself is I turn it up like way loud and then you guys like. Yeah, because you know what I think it is? It's an amp. We'll tell it engineering. You got a burnt out headphone amp. Hillary just walked in. Hillary, how you doing? Did you have a fun? Did you have a fun Memorial weekend? It was awesome. Yeah, yeah. How was your birthday? Oh, birthday was great. Birthday was really good. Yeah. Weekend, so awesome. Spent it inside. I think we watched Princess and the Frog and Shrek like 2,000 times each. That's awesome. That was like Sienna's weekend. Our daughter was sick. So, gorgeous weekend. Three-day weekend. And she was...

4:00:06Puging and fever. Oh, that sucks. Good times. That sucks. Yeah. Well, this should make it all better for you, by the way. What is that? Hello, Dolly's. Oh, yes. Hello, Dolly's. This is a treat for you. Real good. Jamie coming through. You know that. Oh, my gosh. That's true. You need to give her, like, a plate. Woods just cuts it out of the container. Puts it in his bare hand. Puts it in his bare hand. That's so Woods. That is so Woods. How about a napkin or a plate? She's like, maybe cut me a fresh one. How about just leave this with her? No, because I'm eating the rest of that. You know that. What do you got coming up, Hillary? Ramones, a great kind of random old Ramones song. Something from the new Pearl Jam. You are too much. Edward Sharp, the soft pack. I grabbed some white stripes, Band of Horses' new one. Nice. Yeah. Good stuff coming up. Lovely and talented Hillary is up next. Mikey's show will come back tomorrow morning at 6 a.m. We'll do it again. Happy birthday, Ablon. There you go. Financial Media Station. Mikey in the Morning. About the music all day and night. It's M94.9. It's about the music.