The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 06/08/11
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
political scandalNBA FinalsSan Diego mayor parodystudio stuntswildlife accidentcollege football scandalabortion and privacyparenthood and regretveterans and combatnovelty foodradiocomedy
With Mikey sick, Garrett filled in while Jay, Woods, Sienna, and Lauren turned the show into a mix of scandal, sports, and escalating studio chaos. They attacked Anthony Weiner's coached cover-up, praised feverish Dirk Nowitzki over an eight-point LeBron James, and argued that Terrell Pryor and Jim Tressel had helped implode Ohio State football. The sharpest debate began when Sienna described a young father who wished he could undo his family, prompting callers to clash over lost youth, personal identity, and the duty to raise a child. The strangest comic bits included Jay's cargo-shorts mayoral platform, a Hippity-Hop beating contest, a 440-pound flying bear, and chocolate-covered cicadas churned into ice cream.
What happened, in order
Weiner's Cover-Up Unravels
The hosts condemned Anthony Weiner after Ginger Lee released emails showing that he and his team coached her to minimize their sexting relationship.
Dirk Delivers With a Fever
Woods praised Dirk Nowitzki for scoring 10 fourth-quarter points despite a 102-degree fever while blasting LeBron James for producing only eight points.
Mayor Jay's San Diego
Jay jokingly launched a mayoral campaign built around replacing Petco Park with a skate park, closing roads for bicycles, mandating cargo shorts, and banning clothing.
Hippity-Hop Fight Club
Jay and Woods demonstrated their daily ritual of beating each other with a child's Hippity Hop until Woods was hunched over and Jay had a red welt across his back.
The Flying Bear Crash
Sienna described a freak Canadian wreck in which a Pontiac launched a 440-pound black bear through a Pathfinder, killing two occupants while others survived.
Ohio State Implodes
Woods argued that Terrell Pryor's improper-benefits scandal, Jim Tressel's resignation, and Pryor's departure had gutted Ohio State's football program and exposed a culture of cover-ups.
The Abortion Billboard
Greg Foltz put up a billboard accusing his former partner of killing their unborn child even though he admitted he did not know whether Nani Lawrence had an abortion or a miscarriage.
Would He Undo His Family?
Sienna's story about a 26-year-old father who wished he could undo marriage and parenthood triggered callers to argue over regret, lost youth, responsibility, and whether raising a child means surrendering one's old iden
What Not to Ask a Veteran
Lauren said her Vietnam-veteran father hates being asked whether he killed anyone, leading the group to debate how civilians can respectfully thank veterans without pressing them about combat.
Cicada Ice Cream
The hosts recoiled at a Missouri shop's popular ice cream made from backyard cicadas that employees boiled, coated in brown sugar and chocolate, and mixed into a buttery base.
People mentioned
GarrettSiennaWoodsJayLauren O'BrienMikeyAnthony WeinerGinger LeeDonald TrumpDirk NowitzkiLeBron JamesDwyane WadeTerrell PryorJim Tressel
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Nothing appears to be on. I'll just give it some time. Okay, good morning. It's the Mikey Show, and I am not Mikey. Unfortunately, the host of the program is feeling very ill today. Nice beaver. Wow. It starts already. It starts already. I just got lightheaded. Oh, that got me. He just said out loud. Really? Yeah, he did. At 1.40 a.m. this morning, the phone rings, and it's Mikey. And he is sick as a dog. So I've been drafted. I'm in here. I'm Garrett. Garrett! Got that? Garrett! Garrett! Thank you. How many times did I do that? Like two, three, four? We've got a looping one and a single one. That's great. I haven't heard that looping one in a while. That's great. Thanks. Garrett!
Garrett, Garrett, Garrett, Garrett. Substitute teacher. Yes. Wow. You have a kick me sign on your back. Yes, I do. Already. Think we'll take any liberties today? Think? Maybe? Man. It's going to be a beat then. I can feel it already. Think Jay will take any liberties today? When doesn't he take liberties? That's, you know. Fair enough. So it's the Mikey Show. It's obviously Wednesday morning. Mikey isn't here. Sienna is here this morning. Woodsy is here this morning. L.O.B. is here. Jay is here. And Chris. So it's great to be here with you guys, and I'm happy to be a part of the program. Now that I'm here, I wasn't super stoked when I got the phone call because I'm like, no, you've got to be kidding. And, you know. One of the things about me is I live deep, deep, deep in East County compared to most people. And in East County, we have critters. And we have wild animals running around. And a lot of folks have dogs and stuff. And so, you know, I get the phone call at 140. I'm thinking to myself, all right, I think I can probably sneak in like another hour and a half, two hours of sleep before I got to get up and come in. Of course, I...
Close my eyes and I'm panicking. I'm thinking, okay, well, I better make, did I set the alarm? Did I get up? Did I do everything I need to do, right? So I fall asleep. One hour later, I start hearing this god-awful sound. Coyotes going nuts in my neighborhood. Oh, wow. I mean, like a pack. And if you have dogs in your neighborhood and you know anything about coyotes, once the coyotes go, the dogs go nuts. Oh, wow. So it was like, like unbelievable. So I'm thinking, all right, that's it. I'm just getting up. I'll get the hell up and get in here. But, man, I am stoked to be one of the great things about being on the radio. When you talk to anybody who ever does a morning program, the alarm going off is brutal. But when you get in, you're so stoked to be here. Absolutely. And I'm always happy to see you guys. So let's get going with things. There's a lot going on. And we should first say the word of the day is vomit. Sorry, Mike. Excuse me. Mike, feel better. I didn't know we had him on the phone. When you hear the word vomit, use casually in conversation somewhere along the show here. Be caller nine. You'll win a pair of tickets for Kings of Leon with Band of Horses Woods. You can't win. That's happening September 4th at the Cricket Wireless Amphitheater. Tickets are on sale now. It'll be a great, great show. What a lineup. Be a good show. Oh, yeah.
So the word of the day. That's the deal. Anthony Weiner. We just call him Weiner on this program. We just call him Weiner. Yeah. He's the Democratic representative. Now, we all know about his scandals of his Twitter picture of him in his underwear to this young girl who's a college student in Seattle. Seattle. Seattle. Well, he announced. Where is he a congressman for? What state? What district? Where? Why are you doing this to me? He's in New York, right? All he knows is his last name is Wiener. But he's in New York. I believe so. No, there are numerous women now coming forward saying that there have been, quote, hundreds of these types of things going on with him. And he's confessed to now six online relationships. So this guy's trolling for strange all over the world. He's been married a year. Yeah, less than a year. Less than a year. Yeah, this guy's a creep. Well, he announced on Monday that he was not resigning over the sexting scandal. Really? He announced also on Monday that, yeah, it was true. He lied at first. He was crying during the announcement saying he's so sorry. Well, now more news has come out that the girl in Seattle is a former porn star, Ginger Lee, and that she says that they had been, quote, sexting, sending these pictures and, you know, conversation that is not good.
for months, and she actually gave emails to TMZ that show that Wiener pressured her to lie about their relationship. He even offered to have someone from his team advise her on how to handle the media. She says that he drafted a statement for her last week that suggested she said that she just followed him on Twitter. I mean, everything she said, he instructed her to do, and so this email proves it. He wrote, you know, the key is, quote, to have short, thought-out statements. that tackles the top line questions and that refer people back to it and have a couple sayings in there like this is silly and throw in a few y'alls. Oh my God. His team told her to say that. So he's involving his team to lie for him too. Well, he doesn't know how to handle the media so he has people that he can trust. I get it. I get it. It just goes to show the depth that this guy is going to. A lot of pressure on Wiener. To basically fool people into thinking that he's not the dirtbag he is. You know, the interesting thing, too, is Mike brought this up yesterday. He goes, well, just because a guy is a creep doesn't make him a good politician. In this case...
With the cover-ups, that's the last kind of guy you want an office man, a guy that's going to go to any lengths to cover stuff up and to sweep the dirt under the rug to save his own butt. Yeah, I don't know if he's going to survive. There's no way. We're going to long lengths to cover this thing up. How many of you got written down in there, Jake? Pressure's closing in on Weiner. You feel a lot of outside pressure. And just so you know, like I said, he's admitted to having six online relationships, hundreds of different messages with these women. Which means there's more. Exactly. One of the women, her name is Lisa Weiss. She's a blackjack dealer from Vegas. She says that they had a nine-month online relationship. Over 200 times he sexted with her. I hate that word. I hate that word. I know. But, I mean, there's all these other women, too, and it's just like... Oh, man. Taking the old log to the beaver. That makes sense. Taking the ride in the wild baloney pony. Oh, wow. Lumpy old man. Tells me Jade's going to get a... Going to put the hot dog in the bun. Talking to. Jade just calls it man. Accepting her the old salami. Oh, my God.
Are you going to play the tuna one, too? No. No, I got rid of that one. Take an old one-eye to the optometrist. Oh, my gosh. Jay's going crazy. I'm just amazed, too. I mean, it's shocking to me that the girl's name is Ginger Lee. Might be, I don't know, one of the top five names of all time in that industry. Ginger Lee. Ginger. Jay knows her work very well. Really? Does he? All right. Wow. So this guy is just absolutely proving. He is basically unwinding. Wiener is unwinding. Unraveling. Wiener is unraveling. Yes. So we have Donald Trump talking about him. Yeah. This should be interesting, by the way. D-bag. The congressman from New York who had big ambitions and wanted to run for the mayor of New York City. The fact is, I know him very well. He'd call me all the time looking for campaign contributions. It would never stop. He'd give me all sorts of phone numbers. Fortunately, I don't think I ever called him. The fact is, Anthony Weiner is a bad guy. He's a psycho. And when this came out, I was not surprised at all. I'd watch him in interviews. I'd watch him on television. I'd hear what he had to say.
And you could see he was like a boiler ready to explode. Little did anybody realize, especially me, that he'd get in this kind of trouble. I thought that his career was so important to him. The fact is what he was doing was more important or probably he just had a death wish. OK, I agree mostly with what Donald Trump is saying, because this guy clearly is a dirtbag. However. I will say one thing, Donald Trump. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Donald Trump is the last guy in the world who should be saying things about somebody else and trying to place himself on a pedestal because Donald Trump is far from above others who have done some pretty bad stuff, too. My favorite is how Donald always...
Could tell you so. Oh, I knew this was going to happen. I could see this coming. I know people. I got guys. And when I saw him, I knew this was coming. So I wasn't surprised at all because he knows. He's Donald Trump. He's the Donald. Of course. The D. You know, maybe a wiener can get a gig on a celebrity parent sometime. Probably dancing with the stars someday. Former representative Anthony Wiener will now dance. So now we have some audio from The View. Is this yesterday? Yes. Oh, boy. So I was with some doctors last night and one of them said, you know, we keep saying, why did he do it? He has a lovely wife. Why is he doing? And this this is not my theory that it is a result of Viagra. And what is the other one? Because it makes you stay on the sex tip the whole time. It makes you need it more. Why did he do it? It's ironic because we read the other day that sales of Viagra are beginning to droop. The really interesting thing is when I was a young girl, there was no...
Supplements or... Viagra. Viagra. So... What about Cialis? Cialis was not something that was sort of. So when you wanted to have intercourse, how... You went the old-fashioned. You picked up a JCPenney catalog or... Did your business. Yeah. Wow. Gwangiway section. Yeah, Gwangiway. I have very pretty Wanja Witt. Do you think they have joke writers for The View? I mean, do you think somebody wrote that for her? I think they give them a topic and they're like, it's like a cockfight, man. They grab four roosters and they throw them in a pen and see what happens. They just give them a bunch of coffee and maybe some alcohol and see what happens. A cockfight? Yeah, it's like a cockfight. Do they throw them all in the room and just let them go? Let them peck at each other. It's insane. It's not the show you want to watch when you have a headache. Oh, my God. Dang, damn it. Okay. Oh, boy. Wow. So, NBA Finals. Boy, talk about an exciting game last night, Woodsy. Dude. Give everybody the synopsis here. This was supposed to be a big game for LeBron. Yeah, yeah. He hasn't played all that well. You know, D-Wade for the Heat has really been stepping up.
It's a testament to Dirk Nowitzki and the Mavs last night, man. He came out. He had 102 degree flu. He had basically flu-like symptoms. 102 degree temperature. They said in warm-ups he couldn't talk. They said he was just like, don't talk to me. I can't talk right now. I don't feel good. But, you know, dude, when you want something that bad, you will rise to it. And that's what he did, man. He scored 10 of his 21 points in the fourth quarter last night. So the Mavs won 86-83. Here's Jason Kidd talking about Dirk. Yeah, and LeBron put in a robust eight points last night, three of 11 from the floor. And, dude, this is what he signed up for. And all the spotlight's on him, and he's crying about it, and he wants to be Mr. Team Player, but they don't pay LeBron James to make eight points. He needs more than eight points in a game, in a finals game.
He's going to step up, man. No question. That's why he went there. That's why they pursued him. Yeah, you watch D-Wade play the game of basketball. He is a force. People always make these comparisons to LeBron and Jordan. You're better off comparing D-Wade to Jordan than LeBron right now. You know who was Jordan last night? It was Nowitzki, man. Oh, dude. Didn't Jordan, like, in the finals? Against the Jazz. Yeah. Like, he was sick. He was sitting there. He had a towel draped over his head. I think he threw in 42 that night or something ridiculous with the flu. You know, hit the game winner. I mean, the guy was, there's no comparison to Michael Jordan, period. LeBron couldn't hold his jock. But, you know, truly. There's no MJ. There's one MJ. And that's it. But Game 5 is Thursday night in Dallas. It was electric in that stadium last night. Friday night. It was insane. No, it's Thursday. It is Thursday? Yeah, Thursday night. It is Thursday. Yeah, Game 5 Thursday night in Dallas. I screw you up. A little bit. That's okay. That's all right. I was making plans. That's going to be a heck of a game. It will be, man. You think they're going to be fired up in Dallas, dude? Holy crap, dude. It's 2-2 now. Game 5 is a big one. Wow. It's a big one. Yeah, that is going to be massive. I haven't watched this much hoop in my life.
And my wife and I are glued to the TV. We have a lot of friends that are obviously there. But it was cool. It was cool to see them come out and play well. Awesome. Well, you know what? I mean, honestly, sometimes you get a little bored. My biggest complaint about the NBA, I think the season's too damn long. I mean, I just lose track. I don't care. But when you get into the playoffs, it does get really exciting. It's intense. And the television ratings for this final. Probably because the Miami Heat thing. Huge. Everybody's watching this. It's intense, man, to watch. Every single bucket is contested. Every single inbounds pass. It's a lot of fun to watch. Like I said, I haven't watched this much in a while. All the way in on the finals. Well, and the losing team has had a chance to win it at the end of every game so far. Every game, man. Every game's been two, three points. It's been freaking phenomenal. Sienna, so what is going on with the mayor's race? It's starting to get interesting. We're about a year away. And Jerry Sanders, of course, he's got a term limit. So what's happening? Yeah, we're about a year away. And as of this morning, Jerry Sanders said that he is going to be backing District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis, who is set to be replacing him. Not set, but running to be replacing him. She was the first, I think, to declare. Yeah. So she, you know, has a lot of experience. And that's what Jerry Sanders said. He said, you know, that.
that she is the person to beat, um, and has the most experience. She knows what she's doing. Um, and, uh, also city council, Kevin Faulkner was going to be running, but he, well, he was, it wasn't announced, but he was thinking about it, but he's, uh, back down now to support Bonnie DeManus, um, running against her city councilman, Carl DeMaio and state assemblyman Nathan. Nathan Fletcher have announced. Also, some people that are thinking about it. Republican businessman Steve Francis. Again? Mm-hmm. Some Democrats. He hasn't announced it, but he's considering. Some Democrats, Representative Bob Filner, Christine Kehoe, who's a state senator, Port Commission Chairman Scott Peters. Hey, Shannon, I don't want to cut you off. What? But I want to take this time to formally announce my... I want to throw my hat into the ring, if you will. Jay, what are you going to do as mayor? Well... First of all, I'm going to build a big skate park right down in the middle. I'm going to knock down Petco. Oh, wow. Because we don't need it. Nobody goes anyway. I like it. I'm going to build a big old skate park. All right. I'm going to have a surf shop on every corner. I'm going to do bike trails through the city. Yeah. Shut down a lot of these major roads. Because it's for the bikers. Yep. Like me.
There's going to be a lot of upset people, Jack. Well, that's all right. Everybody loves me. I can't do no wrong. That's true. All organic food. All organic. From every corner. Hey, everywhere you turn, it's going to be organic. Only organic. That's it. And love Megan in the street. It's going to be like 1969 hate Ashbury right here. All right. Marijuana everywhere. And everybody will be required to wear cargo shorts. Everybody wears cargo shorts. Everybody. It's going to be the new uniform of San Diego. Every beach is like Black's Beach. Everything's nude, see? I may ban clothing in the city of San Diego. Yeah, don't stop at the beach. Yeah, it's a whole city. I say let it hang. That's my saying. So, yeah, let it hang with Jay Isbell. Oh, my God. Yeah, he's going to run for mayor. You guys are getting it. He would win. That's the sad part. I know. M1 Nations were way behind him. He would need to move closer, though, I think, because you officially are not a resident of the city of San Diego. That's true. So you'd have to move into town. Maybe just Encinitas first.
Oh, he'd win Encinitas in a heartbeat. He would. Seriously. Jay would win the mayor of Encinitas. I'm not kidding. Yes. Let me do that. I'm coming for you. Be a good bit. The unofficial mayor of Encinitas. Be a great bit for the air. Be like, oh my God, he won. Jay's got to quit and he won. See, that's why he can't because we don't need him to quit. I know. Too much good material. Gosh. Oh, man. And I know there are a lot of people in San Diego who know folks in Arizona. And, of course, you see the footage on TV right now with these Arizona wildfires, and it reminds me a lot. of what we were dealing with about three and a half years ago. Oh, gosh. Yeah, the Wallow Fire is right now sweeping through Apache National Forest, and they're saying it's the second largest fire in the history of Arizona. There's about 5,000 people that have to leave their house in eastern Arizona to escape the fires, and the Weather Service has issued a red flag alert also in southwest and northeastern New Mexico as of this morning. I mean, it's just...
so sad a lot of people affected by this leaving their homes burning down and uh this has been going on since may 29th when it started and officials are believing it was just an unattended campfire and do they have any idea at all about you know an estimation of trying to contain this thing well as of i was reading this morning and it was like zero percent i mean like it was awful Yeah, the blaze remained at 0% containment as of last night. Holy cow. Yeah. It's been going since the 29th of May. I know. More than 2,000 firefighters are there fighting the fire, 20 helicopters, 141 fire engines, 46 water tenders, 8 bulldozers. I mean, people are trying to fight this. And 0% containment. I mean, it's so sad. Yeah, the weather's working against them, too. I mean, you know, if you think about that, I mean, the scary thing about us here locally is it's been... It'll be, what, four years, I think, this fall since we had the last bad wildfires in San Diego County. And we've had pretty rainy winters. It's green around here, which means, you know, we had a relatively cool summer last year, which I think helped avoid wildfires here. But this year they're predicting it's going to be a hot summer here. So you've got all that green stuff that's been grown with all the rain. Hot summer, it's like a tinderbox around here, man. And, man, if we get bad Santa Ana's, brace yourself.
That's why you got to, you know, I mean, I don't want to sound like Mr. Green over here, but, man, you got to get your stuff around your house. Get your house in order because it could be bad this fall here. And if you're seeing it this early in Arizona, geez. Yeah, very sad. Feel for them, man. Yeah. Brutal stuff. So I've just got to know, so this Japanese radiation thing that's been going on, they've been talking about how bad it is. And, you know, I don't think they've been sandbagging. But now they're saying that this actually might be even worse than they had previously thought. Yeah, Japan admitted yesterday that more radiation has leaked from the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant that had been previously thought. They also said they were unprepared for the accident, obviously, which happened back in March. And they said that the nuclear fuel in three reactors likely melted through the inner containment vessels, not just the core, after the cooling systems were knocked out. And that there's, you know, twice as much radiation may have been released into the air as they thought before. Perfect. Yeah. Wow. What? That's inappropriate. Wow. It's not just throwing out Japanese words. Trying to make light of the situation, I guess. Just out of nowhere. Sienna. Sienna. Oh, I see what you're doing.
Hey, Woodsy, really quickly, did Pods win last night? Pods did win last night. Two to nothing. Yeah, they beat the Rockies. Tim Stauffer was awesome, man. He threw eight innings, and then Heath Bell came in, got his 17th save, and it was great. They beat Ubaldo Jimenez, who doesn't lose a lot. Well, I should quantify that. He loses a lot this year. Hasn't lost a lot previously, and still, I mean, only gave up two runs. Wow. Yeah. Pod's trying to win some games at home. So what is this now? Is this like four out of five games they've won? Yeah, this is four out of five. They lost yesterday, and they had won three straight. Is your thing still going about the head thing? They've got to win how many, six? Six in a row. You were sweating a little bit there, weren't you? Dude, last week they had won four straight. I was like, oh, my God. If the Padres win six games in a row, Woods will be having a fryer haircut, you know, bald right on the top. We haven't. nailed that down necessarily. We have. It's not set in stone is what I'm saying. Actually, I have a rock right here etched in. Who's going to perform the haircut? Probably Jay. You got clippers? Because I got some clippers. Oh, I got some clippers. I don't want to do this. Jay will take great delight. Oh, man. I got a set of clippers. I bought like a Sears so, you know, you're good. I shaved Jay's head one time and I think payback is coming. Oh, yeah. But they got to win six in a row first and it's a tall order. Tall order for any team.
Dude, they're starting to heat up a little bit, though. They've been playing better lately. Come on, man. Get on board, buddy. It's just a haircut. It's just a haircut. I've been working real hard on my long hair now. Have you? Yes. It's been driving me to enjoy wearing a baseball hat every day. Not cutting it. That's the work. Working really hard. That's a good look, by the way. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, really. With a backward baseball hat. I can really, really tell that you care about your long, flowing locks. I do. I'm going to grow it out. Are you really? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm growing. I haven't cut it in months. No PHCs for me. He wants to get a perm as well. Yeah. Really? Yeah. You're going to rock some facial hair in a perm? Yeah. You're going to look like a 70s porn star. It's fine by me. This is your fifth, pal. Wow. So I guess because it has now summer, some of the summertime television shows are coming up. And America's Got Talent premiered last night. And a girl on the show did impressions of some very well-known celebrities. I guess we'll play some of those coming up for you next on The Mikey Show. More of The Mikey Show coming up in minutes. Oh, stop it. Call Mikey now. 570-1949. What's next? Or shoot him a text. 949mikey at gmail.com. The Mikey Show is on FM 94.9. Every 6.4 minutes, a Lexus certified pre-owned car is sold.
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do better. I'm Stacy Cohen, FM 94.9. On FM 94.9. You really have to do that? Seriously? Yep. You are a bad white dancer. Tell me about it. I got a boot. I got a boot on my foot, too. This is hell. It does look like your feet are even moving. All that's moving is like the area above your knees and below your navel. It's kind of gross. If that area gets moving, it's hard to stop it. It's jiggling everywhere. It's like a big, fat, bouncy house.
That's how you guys do that, huh? Yeah. Right on the mic. He has these lines that he sits on, and then he gets all excited to deliver. It is the Mikey Show. Mikey's out sick today. Unfortunately, Mikey apparently spewed some vomit. Oh. I got the phone call this morning about 140. Mikey informing me he would not be able to come in. So I'm Garrett. I get to fill in today on the Mikey Show. I'm happy to be here with everybody. Yeah. Sienna's here. Woodsy's here. L.O.B.'s here. Jay's here. And Chris is here. It's crap. So I feel bad for Mike. Nice beaver. Beat him down, man. They've got a house of sickly folks over there. Nothing worse either, man. The kids. The wife. The nanny. The nanny. That's one of those things, man. It just catches on. Jay. She's sick. That's the worst kind of sick, too. I think any kind of sick is probably the worst kind of sick. That's the worst. That's a bad one. The throwing up. I'm a very violent thrower. Very violent. Why am I not surprised, actually? My wife is like, I've never heard anything like that ever in my life. He cries. I cry. You cry? Every time. Every time. Yeah, it's bad.
Boy, does a wife come in there and console you? She tries. I tell her. Pat your little head while your head's in the toilet. Hold your hair back. I tell her to get. I tell her to get. Don't tell her to get. She's helping you. I don't want anybody around. Get. Get. You okay? Yeah, Lord. Get. Get. And when Leah, what was the word of the day? The word of the day was vomit. Hey! Yes. Congratulations. Nice. Paying attention, you've got a pair of tickets for Kings of Leon with Band of Horses. Yeah. They're going to be playing September 4th at Cricket Wireless Amphitheater. Tickets are on sale now, but you've got yours for free. Yeah, you did. What time are you picking me up? Yeah. Um, hmm. I've got to run it by the missus first, but I think I can get a pass. Yeah, as long as you bring her along. She's making me want it. Wow.
Just hang on the line. Hang on, Leah. Congrats. You need to talk to Jay. Nice. Did you hang up on her? Oh, no, you didn't. You know what you're doing. I sort of know what I'm doing. I haven't broken anything yet. Wow. Well, all right. So let's see if we have this audio from America's Got Talent. Premiered last night. Hi. What's your name? Melissa Villasenor. And what do you do? Well, I work at a retail store. You happy about that? Not really, no. And what do you want to do for a living? Comedy. I want to be a comedian and impressionist. Well, good luck. Thank you. Let's see what you got. All right, here we go. This is Barbara Walters, and today on my show, award-winning actress, Natalie Portman. Natalie, I hear you're having a baby. I am Barbara. Wow. We're thinking of naming the baby Oscar, but that's...
That's silly because that's my cat's name, so. Pretty good, Natalie. That was good. Hey, y'all. It's Molly Cyrus. What's up? What, Dad? No, I'm not going to clean my room right now. Want me to clean out your bank account? Okay, Kathy Griffin here. Yeah. Okay, so here's the deal. Wow. Wow. Okay. So the celebrity I really hate right now is Christina Aguilera. Yeah. Because she totally messed up the Star Spangled Banner. Am I right? Pretty good. Not bad. Not bad. That is strong. I like Yellow Bee's Barbara Walters better. Thank you. Mine's more of a caricature.
Yes, yes. It's very, very interesting. Yes. More over the top. More over the top. All right, am I going to be able to do this without screwing this up? No. Let's hope. Thank you, Mr. Positive. I guess I'll do it. I'm perfect. I'm perfect. I got it down. You suck. Let me just do it from over here for you. Jeez. All right, so. I'm going to hit this one right here. It's the best. I got to work on it. No, it's great. I don't have time. All right, hold on. I'm going to hit this right here. This is big time. Right here. Okay. Oh, boy. Got a dial tone. Everybody be quiet. Shh. You wait too long. Don't talk when you dial. Uh-huh. Yeah. Don't talk. You can't talk. What? You can't talk when you dial. Why? What happens? Jimmy's up the system. He doesn't know. Oh. The number you are calling. It's working. Yeah, is Oscar there? There's Oscar. Turn that thing down. Hit it. You guys screw that up. Happy birthday, Oscar. Happy birthday. Hey, thank you. I appreciate it, guys. This is the Mikey show, by the way. Oh, I know. Trust me. All right. Good. Because, you know, Mikey's out today, so, you know, I wasn't sure if you could recognize the voice or something. Gotcha. All right. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. I recognize the air horn. You recognize the air horn?
Were you irritated when you got the phone call? Did you think who the hell is calling at this hour? No, no. I'm usually up and going by this time, so I've been really catching my surprise. Nice. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, pal. Have a good one. Have a good morning. Thanks for listening. All right. We got another one here? If you want. All right, let's do this. Oh, it's... Oh, you little faith. That's fair enough. Maybe Mike just dials weird or something. He's got bad fingers. Oh, boy. Those sausages. Kick a guy while he's at home. Vomiting. Uh-oh. Please enjoy the music while your party is deep. Oh. Movie. I think she must have a big sonic chill or something. Yeah. I feel like I'm in a spa, actually. Hi, Richard. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up If they say the phone number or their last name. We dumped it in time. We're fine. Yeah, we don't want to say any of that. Sorry, Sean. All right, Sean. Peace. Happy birthday. Happy birthday anyway, Sean. Okay. All right. Moving on. I'm just going to put this over here in the rotating file. I'll put it in the garbage. So I'm curious. Look at the recaps here. So this hippie hop thing. Jay Woods. What?
What is this? You were beating each other with hippity hops? Explain. Yesterday after the show, we were sitting inside there, and in typical form, Woods and I decided that we would start wailing on each other. Every day. With the hippity hops. You know what a hippity hop is, right? Yeah, the blue bouncy ball thing with a handle. Little kids bouncy thing with a handle. There's a handle by your wiener. Yeah, little girls love them. Here, I'll show you. Let me hit him again with it. Yeah, I'll let you hit me. Here, we'll show you guys. They beat each other up in some fashion every day. How old are you guys? He's 50. He's almost 48. Okay. All right. So to describe this, you guys are like standing, I don't know, like four feet apart. Yep. You got your legs kind of shoulder width apart. You're bracing yourself. Okay. Jay is going to swing the hippity hop thing. This has a broken ankle. Oh my gosh. It actually bounced back and hit me in the face. Are you okay? Dude, that looks like it hurts like hell. Oh, no. Now Woods is swinging at Jack. Turn your body that way. There you go. Now Woods is getting his shot. Here we go. Oh, don't break the light. Don't break the light. Don't break the light. No! Oh, my God. Again? Woods is hunched down right now as if he's fielding a grounder. I swear the ball hit me back in the face after... Brace yourself. Right back in. Here we go. Here we go. Give me the butt. Give me... Easy. Don't say that. Oh, salute!
You have to see this. Like, Jay grips it with both hands. And he clenches his teeth. That's a child's toy. It's just little tykes on the hippie hop. Now you got payback one more time? You got any red marks? Oh! Oh! Oh! What's the matter with you? Oh! Look at the welt! Oh my gosh! Your back is so red. You have a freckle right in your belly button. See, this is... What? Inside of it. Yeah, way inside of it. That's dirt. Put your shirt down. Give me a piece of that. See, this is one of those things as a dad. I see you guys doing this and I'm going, you know, I really hope my kids are off to school and didn't hear that because my sons will want to get that now. They'll be like, this is the kind of thing that inspires bad behavior amongst young boys. True. Except you guys are like, you know... Pushing 40 and 50. Fair enough. Pushing. Pushing. Pushing 40 and 50. Wow. Is this something you guys do every day after the show? You come up with some kind of way to injure each other? Say if we can hurt each other. May I? Yes, you may. May I? Yes, please. We have a text here that Jay appears to have printed out and brought in with him.
I just wanted to say that I emailed in a while back about becoming an M1, and Jay let me know that all I had to do was make an M1 name. He also recommended that I go by M1 Nuts. Now, we get texts to the show, and Jay's the only one that sees them, and he's supposed to use his discretion to print. Hundreds of texts to the show. Yes, to print out what's going to add content to the show. So he's printed out, oh, this is still M1 Nuts. Oh, okay, this is just one long text from M1 Nuts. Since Jay is the wisest guy I could think of, I have now instructed my wife, mom, sister, and grandma that they will need to address me as M1 Nuts. And I am thinking of formally changing my name to Nuts. What? Oh, boy. Here's the best line. You are nuts. I think Jay needs to create a religion for all of his followers. He's like Koresh. You really printed that, Jay? Hey, it seemed pertinent. I just want to repeat that line. I think Jay needs to create a religion for all of his faults. I already did. It's called Catholicism. I invented it. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. I got me one of them pointy hats. Yeah, I'm like the Pope. Jay-ish. You're Jay-ish. Yeah, you're Jay-ish. You're a Jay. You're a Jay. I know my way around a punch bowl. I can make a batch of punch and you drink it.
It'd be delicious. So do we get any others? Oh, we have hundreds that come in, but Jay just decides to print the ones that he thinks are going to add content to the show. About him. They're always about him. Have I missed this? I have not heard any other texts lately at all about anybody else. Does anybody else get texts? No one says I'm perfect. Nope, nothing in here. This one's from Kim. It said thanks for last night. And yesterday afternoon. This one says, Dear God, I mean Jay. I've been praying. Wow. Help me, Jay. Help me, God, I mean Jay. So you're telling me of all the texts we receive for the Mikey show, the only ones that we ever see are the ones about Jay? Yes. That's his new bit. I just want to clarify this. There aren't any. Do people send in texts for other members of the Mikey show? Really? Yes, they do. Really? You can look. I'll let you look over my shoulder. You deleted them. I don't believe you. I don't believe you. You have this maniacal grin. Hey, I'm just saying. Mikey sent out an email this morning to let us all know that he was sick. And Jay wrote, should we just call today's show The Jay Show? Wow. Too soon? Mike loves jokes like that. Yeah, it doesn't make him worry at all. No. Why worry? I was just asking.
Geez. Why would he be worried about that? Why would he? Show. So, I know that you guys are big fans and all of Khloe Kardashian, but apparently, is this true? She accidentally flashed her rack of some kind. She did. You guys don't even want to see Khloe Kardashian. Really? She's a man. I thought a boob's a boob. She's filthy. That's true, Sienna. Actually, yeah, let's take a look. Stop it. Yeah, yesterday morning she was on Fox and Friends and she was sitting with her sister Courtney and she was wearing like a see-through sheer top and minutes went by. No one noticed. No one told her. It wasn't in fact till after the show was over she got on Twitter and saw that everyone was talking about how she had a wardrobe malfunction. Oh my God, my boo was totally hanging out the whole time. She said, I had a nip slip and I loved it. Thank God. Yeah, more publicity for those pigs. What? That's what she said. They are the queen of these publicity stunts. Yep. I totally forgot to wear panties yesterday when I left the house. I didn't even know. She's not that bad. She's a whore then. Filthy. Don't say no. Wow. That's what Mikey said yesterday. She did it for a PR stunt. I don't think she did. She was wearing a sheer top. She didn't know. She's on Foxy Friends. There you go. It's like, you know what I'm going to do today? I'm going to wear a sheer top. Yeah.
So I can accidentally flash my stuff. I want to see that picture. Is there pictures? I'm sure. I'll check it out. I thought you didn't want to see it. Well, you're right. A boob is a boob. Fact checker. Yeah, I'm a fact checker. Just doing my job, guys. Nip checker. Is that what you're doing? Yeah, I'm sure there are pictures. Is that what you're doing? Yeah. That is very, very strange. All right, so I've got to ask about this, Sienna. I must. I am absolutely intrigued by this. Man and woman killed after a flying black bear crashes through their vehicle. What the heck is this? We have like 40 news stories in the morning and all Garrett can talk about is this bear story. It's freakish. He's obsessed with this bear. It's sad. It's really sad. I feel bad. I feel bad for the bear. That's who I feel bad for. I feel bad for all of them. I just like to know how the heck does that happen. Yeah, having lived in an area where bears actually have existed and you see them, they don't exactly fly through the air. Well, it flew in a bad way. This happened in Canada, and a black bear was hit by a Pontiac on the highway and propelled through the windshield of an oncoming SUV. So it hit a Pontiac, bounced off the Pontiac, flew at the SUV.
This bear is 440 pounds. What? And the bear hit this SUV with such force that it flew right through. It was a Pathfinder, the SUV. Right through the windshield, all the way out the back window. Oh, my God. 440 pound bear. Oh, my God. Yeah, a man and a woman were killed. There were actually other people in the car. A boyfriend was in the car in the passenger seat in the front, and he survived. And the two men that were in the Pontiac that originally hit the bear survived. But a man and a woman, the driver and the guy behind her were killed. Oh, my God. So sad. Freak accident. Oh. That's the weirdest. Happened on Monday night at about 10 p.m. over near Ottawa. Wow. That is like the freak show of freak show things happening to somebody. I mean, you can't. Yeah, you can't plan for that. You can't make that up. No. So sad. I could, but. Nobody else could. I could plan for it. I'd have to see right through it. Here's what I'd do. Here's what I'd do. I'd stop that bear with one hand. With one hand. He'd try to come through my windshield. I'd put my hand up. I'm just amazed that anybody actually survived that. I know. I mean, there were other passengers in the SUV who survived that thing. You guys ever hit anything in your car?
My mom hit a deer once in her Volvo. Now, Volvos are tanks, you know? Dude, she hit a deer and it just compacted the front of her car. Well, the biggest mistake that people make is if you swerve out of the way. If you hit something stationary, it's a lot more damage than to hit something moving. I will tell you that when I was a kid, I was in a car with my mom. 1973 Plymouth Gold Duster. And I can tell you the duster lost because the deer just completely obliterated. I mean, the deer died. But that thing, when it hit, and it was one of those things, everything seemed like in slow motion. We're going down the highway, you know, and you see the deer coming across the side of the road, and you don't know what it's going to do. You don't know if it's going to stop, if it's going to go, and then just suddenly it just barreled right in front, and there was nothing you could do. And just destroyed it. We're lucky. I mean, nobody was hurt. The car was just... maxed out, though. And I bet no seatbelt for you back then? 73? No, uh-uh. There's no way. Oh, yeah, dude, back then, you know, it's like we used to, like, lay in the back. Yeah, you lay in the back. Lay in the back, you know, bounce around, jump over the seats and stuff. Did you get hurt at all or anything? I was a little bruised up, you know. My mom was completely hysterical. Oh, yeah. I will never, ever forget that as long as I live, man. We had to put deer whistles on the front of our car. Yeah, with my parents. There's two little things that you affix to the bumper.
And the wind blows through them, and it blows this whistle and scares the deer away. Ideally. I've never heard of this. Ideally. Most trucks in Texas have a brush guard on the front. It's just so it doesn't destroy your car. We actually hit a cow when I was a kid. How do you hit a cow? I know. They don't just jump up. You came around a corner on a road, and the cow was just standing there. And we were in a station wagon. It totaled that car. It totaled the cow, too. The cow died? Oh, yeah. Yeah, we ate it. We ate it. Did you? Yeah, we ate it. Actually, we ended up having to pay for it. Yeah. Generally, when you hit a livestock thing, the thing you're supposed to do, you're supposed to compensate the farmer or the rancher or whatever for the damage. Did you get some steaks out of the deal? You know, I was little. Y'all see this bell? Yeah. That's it. This necklace made out of that cow's hoof. Made it that night. Made it that night. In its honor. In its honor. The cow that gave its life. That's right. Feed my family. We made apparel out of it. We're still eating off that cow. Maddie and I, we had something last night from that cow. Made Kim a real cute vest. That's right. Kim got a new purse. Matching shoes. Matching shoes. Jasper got a new leather hat. Well, I made a cantina for Jasper.
What about canteen? A canteen. That's what I meant. That's what I meant. We went to the cantina after. Exactly. Exactly. It was a celebratory thing. Wow. Mikey's not here, so Jay gets it all the pilot on, man. Wow. Well, you know, just remember, kids, when you're out there driving around, livestock could be lurking anywhere. Fair enough. Anywhere. It's a scary, scary thing. A PSA from Garrett. Been there. Been there. Hey, man. I see skunks crossing the road all the time. Oh, yeah. That's like a total of your car, though. Oh, I don't know. That's debatable. Fair enough. Stink up the car. What are the types of women that men find hardest to resist? Easy ones. Are you married? And are you married to this type of woman? We'll talk about this next on the Mikey Show. Mikey Show coming up in minutes. That was a half an inch away from being the greatest thing I've ever seen. Call Mikey now. 570-1949. Does anyone want to explain why the cab driver's in the backseat? Or shoot him a text? 949mikey at gmail.com. The Mikey Show is on FM 94.9.
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It's a fade-up, dude. Come on. All right, feast. Don't you feast? Uh-huh. You think this guy ever listened to Prince growing up? Oh, man. That's that tune of guitar? A little bit. All right, it's the Mikey Show. We are back. Mikey is out ill today. And I'm bummed for him because he certainly is sounding pretty sickly when I talked to him on the phone earlier this morning. Fury! But I am your host, Garrett. And I'm happy to be here. Garrett, Garrett. Okay, we get it. We get it. We get it. We get it. We get it. We get it. What are the types of women that men find hardest to resist? Oh, that hoe is big. Wow. Wow. You were waiting. You were waiting to pop that. Really? Seriously? Is that hoe? Impeccable timing. Super duper fly hoe.
substitute teachers in today, so the kids are going to play. We're going to cut up. I'm just going to mess around, mess with my head. Screw me up. So we will tell you about the women that men find hardest to resist in a few moments. Here he goes. I'm just licking. I'm watching your hand. I've got my eye on you, brother. I'm keeping an eye on you. So what's going on, Sienna? Well, a new Internet address system is being tested today. Now, the Internet is running out of IP addresses, as I'm sure you'd imagine. There's, you know, trillions upon trillions. In an effort to fix the problem, they're going to be providing new addresses, and they're going to see how it goes. It's a website, fastcompany.com, and that's what they're reporting. The original version of the Internet's addressing system is called IPv4. Did you know that? Internet protocol version 4. Well, now they have a new system, IPv4. which has more digits to addresses. And they're saying they're going to be...
adding like 340 trillion more addresses. About time. And it's a 24-hour test that's going to be held today to weed out any bugs. We'll see how that goes. Also, the city of San Diego is paying $1.8 million in a settlement in a wrongful death lawsuit after they failed to install a $3,000 traffic signal. This happened at the intersection of Pacific Highway and Cedar Street in Little Italy. A few years ago, there was a Toyota Corolla crash at this light, and apparently there was dozens of different accidents. Fatal accidents from 2006 to 2009. And a man died. A few men. And so they're suing the city and won. $1.8 million. Crazy. That's a lot of money. I know. Because of a traffic light that wasn't installed. Somebody used to do their job. You know? Woodsy, what's going on in sports? The Stanley Cup Finals will resume tonight in Boston, but not for Bruins right wing Nathan Horton. He took one of the hardest hits I have ever seen. Got a severe concussion, so he's out. The guy that hit him, Aaron Rome, is suspended for four games. He hit him high. Bruins won the last game 8-1. They'll try to even the best of seven series tonight. I'll tell you what, in the NHL, especially in the playoffs, when you get in a long series like that, man.
Revenge. These guys get into these revenge games and stuff. And, you know, when Horton went down, and I saw it, I didn't see the game. But you could just see, like, the team rallied. Oh, yeah. Eight to one. And they scored eight goals. It's a lot for Huck. It's a lot. Yeah, absolutely. And then Tiger Woods has dropped out of the U.S. Open Championship. He's won three. And if he wants to win a fourth, it ain't going to be this year. So he's got a hurt knee. He's still recovering. Wants to get back for the AT&T National June 30th, but he's going to take the U.S. Open off. It starts June 16th in Bethesda, Maryland. And the Padres won last night. Padres win. Two to nothing. So now is this because they lost the day before, right? So this starts the run to get six straight. Starts the six straight. Okay. Fake bit. Let's make sure we keep track of that. Fake bit. This is the Mikey Show. Mikey is usually sitting in this spot. I'm Garrett, the program director of FM 94.9, which means I'm responsible for coming in and filling in when people are sick and hurling. Sienna's our news girl. Woodsy's our sports guy. And he's chewing on a... How many pens do you chew on and go through a day? I mean, it's just like there's teeth marks on everything. Steals everybody's pen. Wearing a backwards Yankees cap. Oral fixation. L.O.B. is wearing her Amelia Earhart jacket today.
Because that's what she does. Jay is wearing... For those of you of a certain age, he's wearing a t-shirt that he got for free probably from a record company back in the late 80s for Delicious Vinyl, which was the record label for Tone Loke and Young MC. Pretty cool, huh? Am I right about that? Super cool. T-shirt's older than Sienna. Yes. Probably in 26. Is it really? Wow. No, maybe not. When were you born? 85. Oh, yeah. This is probably about 88. Yep. So there you go. And, you know, we should also mention M1 Nation and what it takes to be an M1. And if you're an M1, guys, help me out here. You listen exclusively to The Mikey Show. That's right. You are an M1. You evangelize, so to speak. You turn other people on to the Mikey show. Yes, you turn your radio down when you call. You get right to the point. You don't curse. You don't curse. Yep. Unless you're Woods. Or Jay. Yeah, I've cursed. I've never cursed. Really? I've never cursed on the radio. Knock on wood. Until today. Until today. Always today. All right, so here are a list. I don't know. You found this someplace?
Not sure where it was found, but apparently... The interweb. The interweb? It's they.com. They.com? It's they.com. They said. They said. Yes. The types of women that men find hard to resist. As I look at this list, I agree with most of it. In fact, I would defy you to disagree with this. Women are very picky when it comes to a man and when they talk about romance and relationship. Women often choose whom she is comparatively the best with. On one hand, men are also choosy when it comes to finding somebody attractive, well-to-do, and suited for him. Therefore, here is a detail done on what type of women men definitely cannot resist. The affectionate type. What men want is to be looked after and to be loved unconditionally from their lady love. Fair enough. Every guy, you think? Yeah. Garrett?
Men thrive for attention at times when it comes to their partner. There are some type of men who want their women to be the one who can turn to it all. They can turn to it all times. And this type of woman happens to be ideal for a man who is sensitive towards life. A mama's boy. That's me. That's you? Well, that's because you have big jugs. A mama's boy would like the affectionate type. That's me. I want to squeeze him. Mikey, probably. Yeah. Come here, you widow. That's what I need. Now, hold on, though, because the next type is the motherly type. Oh, boy. Bring on the biggins. It is said that when it comes to the ideal age of a man getting married, men look for a type of woman who has homely virtues. Hooters, hooters, yum, yum, yum. I don't think any man wants to describe his woman as homely. Yeah, I know. I was looking at that, too. This is the lazy guy that wants a woman to take care of him. That's the lazy guy that really doesn't care about looks and wants, like, Kathy Bates as his wife. He doesn't care. Just call me. Oh, gross. I don't know. She doesn't seem very motherly to me. No. No. She's pretty maternal, I think. She'd sit on you. See, I'm thinking. She's fat, y'all. You get it? She's a big old fatty.
She's fat. She's overweight and fat. You know the mother I'm looking for? Mary Tyler Moore on the Dick Van Dyke show. She was smoking hot. What men want is for their lady to have lady love. Apparently lady love is the thing here. What men want is for their lady love to have the crave of wanting his child and raising a family with him and the type of woman who is responsible and matured. Really? That means you take care of him. Really? My wife craved it so much, we got four kids. All right, okay. So, so far, both these do not apply to me. So you don't want your wife to take care of you when you're sick? Are you kidding me? You do. Listen, it's nice. My wife will not take care of me when I'm sick. She's like, are you kidding me? Fend for yourself. And I'm pathetic when I'm sick, and she just sits there and goes, yeah, you're fine. You don't care? You don't wish deep down that she would make you some soup and rub your back? No, not really. I just want to be left alone when I'm sick. Ditto. Really? But I still want to be cared for, but then I want to be left alone. I want what I want, and then you go ahead and let me watch TV and eat the soup that you just brought me. Sounds real fair. My wife is tough. She is not a softie. She's like, whatever. She graduated from the School of Hard Knocks. My dad likes to throw that out there. Yeah, does he?
All right, the next step is the master in the kitchen. A well-known saying, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Give me food. Mikey. I want tacos and burritos. Okay, I'll make it for you. I'll make it for you. Calm down. Calm down. I'm making it. I'm making it. Tastes good. Thank you. What men want is for their partner to be well-versed with the food they love, and if she is the best cook for him, then his world is complete. I know guys like this. Italian guys. Italian guys. A lot of Italian guys are mommy's boys. They like the girls that can cook, too. I don't really care. I like a meal every now and then, but every now and then, it's not super important. It's interesting, though, because there are guys out there, if their wife can't cook, And there are guys. Hello, boo. Really? Not very good. Oh, wow. I'm not that great. It's not that I can. It's that I don't. Now, see, the thing is, it can be quiet. I'm one of those guys. I believe that if you can read, you can cook. Oh, yeah. You know, if you read a book, you can cook. You can figure it out. And, you know, I will say this. My wife, when we got married, was not the cooking type. And, in fact, she would have been very, very content with just having, like, a bowl of Cheerios for dinner prior to getting married, you know? So.
I was the guy who did, you know, I was the meal preparer for the early part of our marriage. But my wife has acquired the skill and she's become a great cook. How about those days when she'd cook something and it was just horrible? Do you remember that? My wife did that. My wife could burn water when I first met her. That's Jay's big go-to saying. It was horrible for a while, but man, now she is the ultimate cook. Yeah, it's an acquired thing, man. But you've got to want to do it. You've got to want to learn how to do it. It happens when you have kids. You can't go out to eat all the time with kids. Yeah, you can't. You're right. Sienna, are you a cooker? Do you prepare meals? Do you enjoy cooking for your family? I like to make desserts. I do. I like to make like cakes and stuff like that. Todd is really picky. He likes Italian food and Italian food only pretty much. So I make that. He doesn't like spicy stuff.
Chinese food, really? Stuff like that, I love. I don't think he married her for cooking. Yeah, something tells me. Really? Yeah, that's for sure. But I'm not bad. I'm getting better, I think. Do they go for speed or for comfort? So do any of these three types you've mentioned so far, do they apply to you? Me? Yeah. Oh. Affectionate, motherly, master in the kitchen. Well, yeah, Todd's a huge baby when he's sick, so I take care of him for sure. You know, mine is not even when I'm sick. I just like to be mother all the time. Yeah, he does. You crave. You crave attention. Yeah, I'm a mama's boy and my wife is like, she's perfect for that. Yeah. Perfect. The fourth type listed here is the best friend. The type of women all men desire in their walk of life. If your lady love, there it is again, understands you and praises you when it is right. And there is for you when you need someone to talk to. It's very much the best feeling ever for a man. Men at times claim to say that a woman cannot understand or relate to their mind, but a handful of men believe it is a woman who can solve their problems and draw a smile on their face. What men want in their life partner is a best friend. Wouldn't you agree? Absolutely. Yeah, I think so. It's my deal. My wife's a little bit of all those, actually. Yeah? Yeah, she is. Just living in Perfectville? Yeah, just kind of found the perfect mate. Are you just saying that? No, it's true. I mean, dude, if I can go to the Deftones concert with my wife and she's into it.
You found your best friend. You know what I mean? Is she into it or is she just going along for the ride? No, she's into it. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, it's really cool to have that pal. Well, I can say this. I can confirm that my wife, hands down, without a doubt, is my best friend. Oh, yeah. You know? But, you know, we've been married almost 20 years, so it's just one of those things. I don't know if I could say that in the early part of the marriage, though, you know, when you first meet, you first date and stuff. That's not the way it works. But I think you grow into it. At least you hope so, any marriage that you get into. Yeah. I don't care. Did they have one on there for a woman that can handle a stallion? That's my wife. In fact, with any woman that I've been able to date, that's what I go for. Well, it's like a stallion herder. Yeah. A handler. Like Zeus, basically. Yeah, like a... Like a rodeo cowgirl. Right. Able to ride all day and make love all night. Great shot. Oh, ow. Right to the baby maker. Apparently, Anthony Weiner isn't getting any of those things out of his way. Oh, Anthony Weiner, this guy. The Weiner. Democratic representative of New York. He obviously is involved in a sexting scandal. The college student in Seattle came forward yesterday and said that he and his people pressured her to lie about their relationship. Wait, wait, is she a college student or is she a...
I thought she was the ex-porn star. She is. She's both. Oh, she's both? Oh, wow. Two porn stars can go to college. Yeah. What are you saying, Garrett? Yeah, Garrett. Gosh. What? Come on, dude. Come on. Wow, man. I'm sorry. Because she's a girl in adult films means she can't get an education. Yes. She has released some emails to the media and says that he, Wiener, drafted. Drafted a statement for her last week telling her exactly what to say to the media when they would question her. He even told her to throw in y'alls. Oh, my God. And say, this is silly. This is silly. This whole thing's silly. How would he leave a paper trail like that? An idiot. Yeah. Because he's a dumbass. Yeah. Yeah. We have some audio. Let's hear this. From Jimmy Fallon talking about Wiener. Good afternoon. I'm Anthony Wiener. First off, I want to make it clear that I have made some terrible mistakes that have hurt those who I care about most. So I'd like to take this time to apologize to my family, my constituents, and most importantly, my staff. As you know, I have a huge staff. It's one of the biggest in all of New York.
It's hard to handle a staff that big, but I do it every day. I love my staff. Now, obviously, the events of the past week have put a huge strain on my staff. If I've rubbed my staff the wrong way, I'm sorry. Oh, my God! Oh, wow. For the past couple days, I've been jerking my staff around. Oh! I've got a huge mess in my hands. Oh! Mikey just fell out of bed. Jay's dream. Yeah. He just fell out of bed. But I can proudly say that throughout this whole ordeal, my staff has stood firm. I've got a rock-solid staff. Mike, just so you know, Jay picked the audio. I will not be resigning. I've said it once. I'll say it a thousand times. I simply cannot let go of my staff. It's hard. It's so hard. And as the head of my staff, I'm the most sensitive. Mike, he just died. Mike, he has passed away.
Right now. Imagine, imagine the writing session. So please accept my apology. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go take a staff photo. End of bit. That'd be fun. Yeah. He's not the only one talking about Anthony Weiner. Everyone is Triumph the Insult comic dog. Oh. Blast from the past. Really? So, uh... Cue, Jake. Cue the audio. You know this guy, Anthony Weiner? Have you heard about this guy? Have you seen the photo? Boy, I saw the photo, and frankly, I was shocked. I was shocked to see a Democrat with a set of ****. Let's see the photo. There it is, the alleged ****. I think it's got to be his. If it were Republicans, it would have been sent to a dude. Is that a Conan? Probably, yeah, because that's where he's. Let me look real quick. Wow. That's below the belt. Literally. Punching below the belt. So what we've learned in all of this is Anthony Weiner is a dirtbag. Do you realize that they were lining him up? They thought he was going to be the next mayor of New York. He was lining up to be the ideal next candidate. You think he would have abused that power in New York? Think about all the girls he's sexted with. I wonder how many girls he's actually slayed on the side.
Sorry, he's admitted to six already if you didn't know that. That he sexted with. Right, hundreds and hundreds of sexts. Sexts. Creepy. Creepy sexts. I don't think there's going to be a monument erected in his honor. I wonder if his wife, I wonder what his wife has to say about all this. Yeah, I'm sure she's thrilled. I knew he was setting something up. I knew it. This poor woman has been dragged through the mud and Jay. Why the long face? He criticizes her looks. She has big teeth. What are you saying? She can eat corn through a fence? She could. You guys. Eat an apple through a knot hole. Welcome to the dark side woods. Feels real good. You guys. Appled or picket fence? So things are getting even more out of control at Ohio State. Yes. So the Buckeyes are going down in flames. So tell me about Terrell Pryor. What's the latest woodsy? Dude. Well, Terrell Pryor, according to his attorney, Terrell Pryor is the quarterback. And just a quick back story on this.
is going to be a senior he was suspended the first five games of the upcoming season for taking improper benefits exchanging signed ohio state merchandise for tattoos cash other things like that right because you got to have tattoos yeah apparently it's super super important um so what happened was jim tressel the former head coach of ohio state knew about all the stuff going down did not tell the ncaa so based on an investigation that was going on tressel resigned Yep. Okay. Pryor was still there, going to sit out his five games and play his senior year. Well, now it turns out that he is leaving. He's foregoing his senior season. And one of the quotes I read yesterday from his attorney, Larry James, said, well, Terrell didn't want to be a distraction to the team. And I read it, and I read it again to make sure that I could read. And I'm like, you didn't want to be a distraction to your team. You distracted your team when you were taking money and signing. stuff for people and everybody knew about it. That's a distraction. Then you got your coach fired. That's a huge distraction. You don't have your coach anymore. Now you're leaving. This guy is one of the biggest dummies ever to play the game of football. They were talking this morning. He's a fourth or fifth round draft pick at best. I was going to ask if he had played his senior season and been in the draft, would he be a strong prospect? Not at quarterback.
Not a quarterback. They're saying maybe tight end, maybe a slash type of guy, but not a quarterback. They said at no time, everyone that watches him says, he's a great college quarterback. So was Vince Young. So he's got the athleticism. Right. He's an athlete. They said maybe tight end, maybe a slot receiver, maybe a slash type player, but not a quarterback. So what he's going to do now is go to the supplemental draft when and if that goes down with the lockout going on. It couldn't be worse for Terrell Pryor right now. ESPN's Outside the Lines has reported that a former friend of his witnessed him taking between $20,000 and $40,000 for signed merchandise. So that's another reason why we have not yet begun to discover the dirt on Terrell Pryor and Ohio State. I got to believe that, you know, there's just layers and layers of this stuff. It goes deep there, man. Deep. I mean, it's a historic program, no doubt about it. I mean, you know, and if you follow the Big Ten, I mean, they're usually always in it when it comes to football. No question. And, man, this is just amazing. That town of Columbus, Ohio, there is nothing like Ohio State. Nothing. That is it for them, man. 80,000 people every Saturday in that place. Insane. That's it. And so now, no coach.
no quarterback, four other guys suspended for the first five games of next year. Look with Trestle. There's more stuff on him, too. I mean, this is why these guys resign when they do. Oh, yeah. No, it's all coming out. You think you can cover it up. But it's amazing because you're seeing all the stuff right now that's coming out about these people who are in positions of power and what undermines them. Low character. Low character, ego. You think you're going to get away with everything, and it's just insane, man. You're above others, man. Terrell Pryor is no longer at Ohio State. Wow. Crazy. Man, that program is just going to go down in flames. Implode. Implode. It's going to take a while to get back. to where they were. And for the longest time, Ohio State really was just known more as a football school. And it's only been in recent years, truly, that their basketball program has really been competitive. I mean, they've become a really strong basketball powerhouse, so they'll have that to replace it. Well, I've said it before. There's one school in particular in this country that's going to be watching every move, and that's USC. USC that's just got its national title stripped. They're looking at Ohio State and all the crazy stuff that was going on there, and they're like, what's up, dude? You're going to give them the...
Eliminate them from bowl games, too, like you did us? They're going to have to. They have to. They're going to have to. I mean, it's just spiraling out of control. It's just getting worse. Amazing, man. Yeah, incredible. Well, there you go. That's the latest on that whole thing and how bad it's getting in Ohio State. And I know there are many people here in San Diego who actually are Ohio transplants who love Ohio State and love to go watch the games on Saturday and stuff. Sorry. As a Michigan fan, I feel sorry for you. As an Irish fan, I hate everybody. I have a friend named Mickey who's a big Ohio State fan. I'm not sorry. Sorry, I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry for you. So you want to know what the world's worst beatboxer sounds like? Actually, I kind of do. Yes. I kind of do. Yeah, you do. You'll want to tune in. So we'll be checking that out next. contacts, without glasses. You know, it's one of those moves that's going to save you money in the long run. You don't have to go to the eye doctor. You don't have to buy contacts, buy new glasses. Give them a call today. 858-452-3937 or check them out online at www.clearvieweyes.com. Dr. Sandy T Feldman and her staff are incredible. This guy loved her. Will Molina is his name. Find him on Facebook. Ask him. He gave me basically...
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You know, light a minute. Zienna. You know how he likes his farting humor. And Jay. They will eat my edamame if I leave it out too long. On Anthem 94.9. High school. High school. Elementary school. Mother's womb. The drums on this are great. I messed that up. I went the other way. Retirement center. Retirement center. Exactly. AARP. Welcome back to the Mikey Show. Mikey is out sick today. Nice beaver. Oh, God. How many times is that today? It should be like a drinking game. Yeah, it's a drinking game. Every time he hits that drop, you have to take a drink. I could listen to the whole break of Jay just playing that clip. No. And I would lose it. So, Mikey gave me a call about 140 this morning and said, Dude.
I'm sick. You got to come in for me. So here I am. I'm your fill-in host, Garrett. Garrett! Garrett! Let's see if we can do that in unison. Ready? Garrett! There we go. Good job, Woods. Very, really good. Garrett! What are you doing? Where's he going? Does he do this all the time? He just gets up and storms out? Just ignore him. Okay. Never mind. Uh-oh. All right. Let's see. Go with the flow. Go with the flow. All right. That's fine. It just weirds me out when he... He's tornadic. Just ignore him. He's lustring and stuff. Stands up, pushes buttons, runs out. Hello? Yeah, good morning. Oh, God. What? Hey, is this my dad? Why, who's this? Hey, Dad, it's me, Dempsey. You don't know your own son's voice, Garrett? Yeah, what's the matter with you? Hey, where the hell are you? I woke up, you're not here. Yeah, somebody else said to make breakfast today, huh? Yeah, breakfast burritos. Actually, I made you breakfast burritos. Mom heated them up. Hey, Mom, where the hell's Dad?
I shouldn't use that kind of language. Strong language. Yeah, yeah. What is with the bad language, kid? I don't worry about it. Well, you call... Is the Mexican sick again? Oh, my God. Hey, I've asked you not to call him that. Well, you call him that. It's fine. That's not true. I do not. I can't believe you'd even bring that up, man. What, he loses sombrero? Wow. Dempsey. That's it. That's it. You know what? No computer for you. What, no broken bell show for me? No, none for you. Dempsey Rebel. Dad, what time you get off? Oh, wow. Well, today, hopefully, I get home by three. By three? Yeah. Did I take you to the house earlier? Yeah. Why not? Happy birthday. Don't worry about it, Dempsey. You don't worry about it. You go to bed. I'm so angry. Angry. He was so sweet when he called in before. I have to lay down on the rap music. The rap music. Yeah, that's what it is. It's all the hip-hop he's been listening to. Lady Gaga. Yeah. Yeah, his friends are having an influence on him and suddenly likes Lady Gaga. What's going on with the news? Do we know? Actually, you know, before we get to that, I want to mention this because we talked about going into the break really quick. And I'm intrigued by this. There's a new study out that says you're 40% more likely to get a divorce if this happens. So we'll tell you what it is in a moment. Now, what's going on with the news, Sienna? Facebook has a new facial recognition.
program for if you're on Facebook, which 500 million people are, Facebook is making changes to the process for tagging friends in your pictures. Basically, starting in a few weeks, the system is going to be scanning all images that are posted on Facebook and suggest the names of people who appear in the picture. Now, not everyone has to do this. You can decline to have this application through your privacy settings. But pretty crazy that they'll be able to just scan a face and know who it is out of 500 million people that are on Facebook. I've had it happen for me. I was like part of that little test group. Yeah, they did a test. So I put an album up and they recognize people's faces. It's weird. It's weird when we take the pictures all in studio and I go to load them all in. It sets them all up. It separates all Lauren. It separates all Woods. Wow. It even takes pictures in the posters in the room. And it pulls those in. Exactly. I'm at a point right now where I almost want to dump my Facebook. Me too. Because I just feel like it's starting to invade my life. And I'm not deep into it as other people are. But I just think about it. It just keeps encroaching upon my life. It makes cool connections. I love it. You get connections with people that you would never otherwise interact with. Yeah, and connections from people I don't really want to hear from anymore. Well, then don't respond. I don't.
There you go. I don't. I believe it's a little bit of Pandora's box. Yes. Really? Yeah. Also a pretty crazy story. Top oncologists are warning that there is a shortage of cancer drugs saying that doctors are scrambling for alternatives or they're forced to delay medication or... not give as much treatment as they would normally. And basically it's particularly the generic chemotherapy drugs. Um, so doctors are getting the word out right now to pharmaceutical companies and because they don't want to give more of the cheaper generic drugs, you know, which is the pharmaceutical company is bad. So, um, these oncologists are, are hoping to, to make changes. That's pretty scary. If you are going through any kind of treatment at all, you know, wow, it's awful. Woodsy, what's going on with sports? Well, Dirk Nowitzki last night scored 10 of his 21 points in the fourth quarter. The Mavs win. They beat Miami. They evened the series. They won 86-83. Game 5 is Thursday night in Dallas. And Padres fans, Anthony Rizzo, their top-hitting prospect, first baseman that they got in the Adrian Gonzalez trade, is coming to San Diego for a doctor's appointment.
Oh, that's it? That's it. I know, yeah. He's getting his thumb looked at. He's got soreness and swelling. And, you know, it's interesting. The Padres did. They put Brad Hop in right field for a couple nights. And they had Cantu playing first base. So everyone's like, oh, Rizzo's coming. Rizzo's coming. Well, he's coming, but he's coming for a doctor's appointment. Where's Rizzo playing right now? This is minor league ball. Tucson. Tucson, okay. So he's not that far away. Dude, he's killing. He's batting 365, 16 homers, and 63 RBI in 52 games. killing the bull. But that's the difference, man. He's in AAA. You get up here, it's a little different up here. You get in the majors, it's a little different. Is it different than the semi-pro league that you play for? The adult baseball league? The premier baseball league? The pay-to-play one? The one that they pay us for? The one that they sponsored your enrollment. Yes, we don't pay. It's a little different. A little bit? Yeah. Just a bit? Just a little bit. We played against the Padres minor league center fielder and he hit
Three-run homer off the bus. Really? He just kind of teed off on you? First, he was the third batter of the game, hit the first pitch he saw about 400 feet. What are you doing now, by the way, that you're a rock in the boot? I'm on the DL. You're on the DL? I'm on the disabled list. Do you dress for the games? You know, I didn't last week because we had Indy Jam, and I'm trying to stay off my foot as much as I can. And then I'm out of town this weekend, but I'm going to be at the next two. The Tipsy Crows, my team, actually beat the first place team 4-3. Where are you going this weekend? Los Angeles. For what? Concert. Oh. Yeah, I'm going to be sitting down, you D. But you're going to a concert. Yeah, but I'm sitting down. Oh, okay. I'm just trying to keep track of here what's going on. Thanks, Mom. Wow. Where are you going this weekend? I'm running a marathon. Well, we know that's not true. Where are you going to foot stomping competition? I heard you was going square dancing. Going to a hoedown. Yeah, you going to a hoedown? Soccer tournament. It was stomp the yard. Soccer tournament. You doing a field goal kicking contest? Hacky sack tournament at my house. You mean skateboarding? Actually, I'd pay money to see him in a hacky sack tournament with that boot on. Yeah. I was hacking out there. So there's a new study out that says you are 40% more likely to get a divorce
This happens. Wiener shot? What is it? Wiener tax? No Wiener tax. Yoga segregation? Call back. The guys earlier said that pregnant women don't belong in yoga class. We didn't say that. We said that they should have their own yoga class. For them, it's special. It gives them more space. Well, if your commute to work is more than 45 minutes, you're 40% more likely to get divorced. Makes sense to me. Explain. Is there an explanation why? Well, clearly, are people happy when they're stuck in the car in traffic? Let's know. They're unhappy. They're never happy. They come home. They have a wife that's like, did you pay this bill? Who knows what they're coming home to? Are you listening? She sounds pleasant. Babe, I'm listening. I just walked in the door. Are you listening?
Yes, I'm listening. My God, can I get five minutes to decompress? Yes, I'm listening. Well, you know, people are generally very unhappy after a long commute. And so that adds on to the stress of a marriage, making it struggle a little bit more than average. Fair enough. The researchers looked at data from over 2 million people between 1995 and 2005. And commutes are going up. Longer and longer the commutes are getting. Also, there's some other jobs that they list in the more likely to get a divorce category. Oh, really? What are those? Stripper. Bartender. Bartender will get you. Sword swallower. Massage therapist. Stripper. Massage therapist. Morning DJ. Stripper. Prostitute. AKA woman. All right. The three jobs are bartender, massage therapist, and choreographer. Choreographers aren't married except to other dudes. No, it's due to the long hours and the crazy schedules is what they say. Also, they say you're more likely to get a divorce if the man makes less money than the woman. Fair enough. The woman doesn't work at all. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Wow. Wow.
And these are the jobs with the lowest divorce rates. Yeah, what are those? Optometrist. Optometrist. Nuclear engineers. Greetings. And financial planners. Again, those guys aren't getting married to anyone. Nuclear engineers. They're playing Halo. My husband's a plastics engineer. He's a nuclear engineer. He's a nuclear engineer. And Todd's a sharp, sharp cat. Actually, I think, you know, because I know a lot of engineers. There's a lot of engineers in my wife's family. I got to tell you, Todd might be the sharpest looking engineer I've ever met in my life. Without question. He doesn't look like an engineer. He did not fit the stereotype. He looks like he should be, I don't know, a lifeguard or something. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Minor league ball player. He was. We have a lot in common. Shaking water off his hair. His body glistening in the sun. Just hypothetically, Sienna. Every time we see Todd, my wife, he's like, he's so cute. He's so cute. Don't you love that? Both of them. Both their significant others are very attractive. As a married man, don't you just love it when your wife mentions other guys? That doesn't bother me.
Doesn't bother me. Really? Not even if it's like a friend? Not one bit. Really? A celebrity? Does that bother you? No. No. Especially not a celebrity. Especially not a celebrity. But it's just like, you know, when it feels like your wife is like, you know, commenting on, I don't know, the husband of a friend. He's a sharp guy. He's a sharp cat. I think these two are the exception. I think most men would be bothered. Well, I know Kim ain't going nowhere. I can't speak for Jamie, but I know Kim ain't going nowhere. She can't get it any better. She ain't going to get it any better. I'd defy you to find a man that go 8, 9, 10, 12 hours a day. Like I can. 7 days a week. 8 days a week. I'll make love for a week straight on vacation. Y'all are going places. You might be going to Hawaii. I'm going to be making love the whole time. The whole time. Sleep? Who needs that? From the minute we get off to the minute we get back on there, I'm going to be making love to count. I'm going to get off, too. Get it? Wow. Uh-oh. Mikey. Mikey. Mike's like, bleh. I had to go there. He's sick right now. Poor guy. Hopefully he's not listening. Yeah, he really is. That sound, you just made it. That really is happening. I know. Should we play buzzword? Yeah. Sure. Yeah.
Woods is so good at this game. LLB is going to win this game. Woods is the best in this game. I'm sorry. I believe if I... Did I not win the last time I sat in? No. I think I won. He did. I did win. He did win. I won. Then you'll win today for sure. If you want to play, call in, pick a horse, Garrett, me, Lauren, or Woods. 5701949. Thank you, Sienna. You're welcome. Because, you know, I just completely lost it there. I'm trying to defend my honor. It's okay. You were very good. This is the one where you all get to shout loser, lose control. Yes. Jay's going to give us a buzzword, and we're going to try it. I'm not going to tell you yet. Why are you telling us a word? Let's get the callers. All right, so we're getting the callers, so I'm going to hit the first one here. Hopefully we won't hang up on them. All right. M1AK, who are you taking? I'm taking you, brother. Woo! Garrett! Garrett! Garrett! Garrett! Right on, dude. I'm putting you on hold. Don't move. That was good. Garrett! M1RJ, which horse are you taking? I'm taking Sienna. Yeah. It's like opposite day. Hang on. Hang on. All right. We got M1 Rick. Who are you taking? I'm taking Woods. Weird. All right. Hang on. Bring a wheelbarrow. Every week. Bring a wheelbarrow. Bring a wheelbarrow. Nice. M1 Greg, who are you going to take? L-O-B. Yeah. Winner. All right. Hold on. Hold on. For sure Greg will win. What's the word? What's the word, dude? Jay, why aren't you telling us? The word is.
The word is number. Okay. N-U-M-B-E-R. Not to be confused with mumber. Number. Thanks for specifying. L-O-B, it could have been lumber. Lumberjack, that's me. Lumberlog. Got one of those. Mumber. All right, children, are you ready? No, wait, wait. We have to get to show our names or what? No. No, you just yell out the word. When it's your turn to die. Numbers up! Darn it. I keep the score, so don't worry about it. It's not as dangerous in a group. Strike the numbers. Strike the numbers. That was good. Wow. 2, 4, 6, 8, 10. Who do you appreciate? Even numbers. Even numbers. Even numbers. Who do you appreciate?
Oh, my God. 2, 4, 6, 8, 10. Who do you appreciate? Idiot. What test do you learn has won? That was completely involuntary. Wow. Go, Jay. Why'd you have the pom-poms out? Oh, boy. Your personal government ID. Social security number. I'm going to give that as a tie to those two clowns. Wow. Garrett, we're really doing that. We're sucking. We're sucking. Don't say that. On the air. Biblical chapter. Numbers! Verses! Number of verses! Book number! Mikey! I'm going to give it to Lauren. It's book of numbers. Oh, my God. Woods and Lauren are tied. I like to just listen to them sometimes. Wow. They're so competitive. It's hilarious. Protect and take care of yourself. Strength in numbers. Look out for number one! There you go, Lauren. Damn it. Strength in numbers. I don't know. That was a good try. I was just throwing it out there.
Okay, here we go. Deceive or fool me? Pull a number on me. Do a number on me. There you go. Wow. Pull a number on me. Do a number on me. Do a number on me. What number do you want? Do a number on me. Scream it. Lauren has five. Woods has three. Oh, wow. Sienna and Garrett are winning. Step up. I told the LLB is great at this game. Shut up. Here we go. Shut up. All right, all right. A computer that does complex calculations. What? A computer. Number cruncher! I thought that was the name of an accountant. I don't know. That's what it says here. Coming upwards. Wow. New word. Here we go. A lottery. Lottery number. Lucky number. It's a... What? The nut. Winning number. What? Pick a number.
Yeah. Okay, it's a numbers game. Bill, new words. Sure. New words. I've got one more on here. I know how to handle you. I got your number. There you go, Woods. Woods and Lauren are tied. New word. Seriously, do I need you to do the dance? He thrusts. He does. He thrusts and air spanks. Air spanks. Unbelievable. Air spanks. Obscene. New word. What's a word? The new word is... Home. H-O-M-E. Not like foam. Homes. E-T, phone, home. Make a living. Work from home. Homemaker. Work for house and home. Bring home the bacon. Dang it! Here we go. HBO. Home office! Wow. Now I give it to both of you. Oh, for God. He got me. Oh, he got you? Okay. I was just echoing. That was pretty good. That was a pretty good echo. Okay, what score, Sienna? Three, nine. Wood, six. Lauren, five. Oh, boy. Okay, this is the last one, and it's a three-point question. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I'm so sorry, RJ. Where the deer and the antelope play. Hold the range. Hold the range. Okay, I'm going to give that as a three-way tie. What?
That was loud, Lord. So we're going to go. We have to do another one now. Wait, Woods wins. I won. Oh, he does win. Yeah, there you go. All right. Yay. We shouldn't have been honest. I know. I hate when I'm honest. Yay. Is that on? Which array is that on? It's on the big one. This one? Here, I'll play something. It's not working. There you go. It'll work. All right, so M1 Rick. M1 Rick, congratulations. You're a winner. Thank you. They pulled through it. You bet. What did he win? He won Sunday brunch at Vigalucci's. Some restrictions apply. No holidays. Feast on that. Literally. I love that. That place is great. It's delicious. Well, congratulations once again, and we appreciate you playing along at home. Pulling it out. Hey, whoa. I don't know if they appreciate that. I don't know if Woods pulled it out, man. I think he actually smoked everybody. Gary, you can't see this stuff in the air. I hope he didn't see it. Get your money. He did. I didn't see it. All right. Hang on. Hang on the line. All right. Wow. Well, that was exciting. Boy, did I do terrible. Me too. I had no chance. I mean, I think it was the choice. I think the numbers thing. Number was tough. Killed me. And you am.
Absolutely killed me. I kept thinking it was mumber, so I kept mixing up what I wanted to say. Crumber. Slumber. I'm just trying to help. I'm just trying to help, y'all. All right. Well, this is going to be a good one. Wait until you hear how far a guy is going. How far this guy has gone in New Mexico. He went after his girlfriend after they broke up and may land him in jail. Crazy, crazy stuff. This is completely insane. What's the name of this band, Garrett? Bob Seger and the Silver Bowl. Come on. Yeah. By the way, I don't go, I don't go, Meows. I don't go, Meows. I don't go, Meows. I don't go, Meows. Don't you? Don't you? It's Mikey's show. We'll be back. Show coming up. I think we have it. You'll be a part of the show. 570-1949. Or shoot him a text. 949Mikey at gmail.com. Ruh-roh. F-M-M. 94.9.
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I spent so much time just trying to be out of Los Angeles called The Bell Brigade. And they're a brother and sister duo. And they're one of the FM 94.9 recommended for this month. And Hillary is obsessed with that song. Obsessed. It's pretty cool. The register of the voice is a little higher than I'd like. Yeah. But it sounds pretty rap. I think it could grow on me. The whole album, it's crazy. The whole album. Sounds like sort of, you know, it's funny. Mikey talks about how a lot of the indie rock bands now all sound like they're completely borrowing for like the mid-70s kind of soft rock playbook. Yeah, AM gold. Yeah, AM gold. This record, the whole thing, sounds like 75, 76, 77. A lot of the songs remind me a lot of like maybe Rumors era flute would back. You know, a lot of...
Lindsey Buckingham, Stevie Nicks vocal stuff. Anyway, I mention it because they're from L.A. They've only played in San Diego once. We're going to try and bring them down for a show at the Belly Up. Killer. Maybe you do it on a Friday or Saturday night. Maybe. Yeah, so anyway, really cool. One of the FM 94.9 recommend. You can find out more about them if you go to the website. What's the name of the band again? Called the Bell Brigade. Bell Brigade. Is their album out on iTunes? It is out on iTunes. Beautiful. Yeah, it's really good. All right, so we were talking about this before going in, and we're going to tell you about more in a minute, but... Way to be here about this guy. The lengths this guy went to get after his girlfriend after they broke up, and it's probably going to land him in jail. So that's your tease. And I should mention tonight's 8 o'clock album. Garrett. Garrett. Thank you. You're welcome. You guys do that for me. You do the name of the band. Okay. Tonight's 8 o'clock album. Garrett. Neutral Milk Hotel. Garrett. In the airplane over the sea. And I will tell you that I'm a late comer to this band and this album. This is a critically acclaimed indie rock album. It's a great album. It came out like in 1998. Get it! They were on Merge Records, which is a label for Arcade Fire. And they were sort of like, in a lot of ways, people talk about they were sort of the big Arcade Fire indie rock band. One of the big indie rock releases before indie rock became anything important. But there are people out there who claim this is their favorite album of all time.
Wow. Word. So tonight, this is sort of a list of requests. I've had requests from people for a long time to track this album, so that's why we're doing it tonight. So if you've never heard it, tonight is your night. Strap in. Okay, so, Sienna? Yeah. Please give us the details on this guy in New Mexico. Oh, my gosh. Student in New Mexico. His name is Greg Foltz, and he has put up a billboard. This billboard has been up since mid-May, and this is what it is. It's him, a picture of him holding an outline of a baby with a playground in the background. Him with a baby, playground in the background. In large text next to the picture, it says, This would have been a picture of my two-month-old baby if the mother hadn't decided to kill our child.
Yes. Now, this sign has been up again since mid-May, and he says his original intention when he started this campaign, it's turned into a campaign, was he just wanted to shed the light on pro-life issues and father's rights. He said that he had no closure over when he and his girlfriend broke up. They were together for six months. She obviously got pregnant. He said he doesn't know whether she had a miscarriage or an abortion. She won't tell him. Clearly, he believes there's an abortion, which is why he is fighting for pro-life. But again, picture of him holding an outline of a baby with a playground in the background. Next to it, it says, this would have been a picture of my two-month-old baby if the mother had decided to not kill our child. Holy crap. Wow. Yeah. Holy crap. And he said, you know, this could land him in jail over what he did because his ex-girlfriend, her name is Nani Lawrence, and she's taken him to court with a petition for domestic violence and charges of harassment and invasion of privacy. Pretty crazy what he's doing. And he says, I don't care. I'm going to fight for this. I'm going to keep up this billboard as long as I can. He didn't put her picture up there or anything. It's a picture of him. What are the grounds for him going to jail? Well, I'm sure it's just people that know them now know that she had an abortion or miscarriage. It could be anyone, though. Yeah, I mean, it could. I look at, like, what if you put it on Facebook?
Same thing. Could you go to jail for that? Could you go to jail for saying we were going to have a kid and then my girlfriend afforded our baby? But here's the difference. You could probably find a lawyer who would say malicious intent because to put it on Facebook, it doesn't cost you anything. To buy a billboard, that's a lot of money. Yeah, but he bought it. It's his property. He can do what he wants with it. Well, can you? Can't you? About First Amendment. That's what he's saying. It's kind of slander. No, it's not slander if you don't say who it is. Girlfriend refers to people who know. It doesn't say girlfriend. It says if the mother. The mother. It could be anyone. It could be any broad that he met. It doesn't necessarily have to be her. Here's the deal. I think that billboards. Yeah. I don't think the guy should go to jail. No, the court commissioner actually said that he recommends this guy get jail time if he doesn't take it down by June 17th. The billboard. Holy cow, man. And he's not going to take it down. That's heavy. Well, you know, I mean, that really is going to great lengths, though. Oh, extremely. Now, I get it. I don't agree. I mean, you know, with the whole, I mean.
It's a tough one for me because I will say this. I do believe that it is a woman's right to choose. As do I. But it's not for me to decide for other people, but I don't believe in abortion personally. I believe it's our responsibility to try and raise our kids in a responsible way to take responsibility for their lives. I'm pro-adoption. I say give it up for adoption. I was adopted. So there you go. So I'm a big advocate of adoption. But then maybe don't change your mind. Maybe if you decide, then you just go ahead and go through with it. That's tough. That's tough for anybody when you get there. Like a week away. You talk about the kid thing. There's a lot of people out there who can't. There are people in our family who... Try to have kids, can't have kids. There's medical reasons they can't have kids. And they would love to adopt and would make great parents and stuff. You just pull the trigger. You have children, you cherish them. So this is interesting. This sort of leads into this a little bit. Sienna's recap. I'm intrigued by this. What's the deal here? Okay. I'm still fuming over this. Yesterday I was at a very popular coffee shop.
And I ran into a guy friend that I went to high school with. Haven't seen him since high school. But we started talking about, I had Sage with me. And he said, you know, I'm married now. I have a son. And we were talking about that. And I asked him, how do you like being a family man? You know, expecting him to say like, oh, it's great. His response made me want to punch him in the face. He said, I mean, I'm going to paraphrase as best I can. Basically said, if I could take a magic wand and take it all back, I would. Oh, wow. What? He looked me straight in the eyes and said that. And he was dead serious. And I was like, I mean, what do you say to that? This guy basically said, you know, I don't want to have a wife or a son. So he's about your age, 26? 26. Yeah. He was in my grade. Maybe he's 27 now. Wow. But who says that? And I was just dumbfounded standing there. I know guys like that. What? I know guys like that, man. Serious? I know guys like that that had kids at an early age. And they missed out on, you know, all the stuff that we were doing. And I didn't get married until I was 32. And, you know, we ran around like lunatics for years. And these guys were at home raising kids. Yeah. I know some that were that the same thing happened to that stayed around. They raised their kids and they were completely happy. But I knew some that were just miserable. They knocked a girl up. Then they had to marry her. And they were like, this sucks. I don't love her.
The kid is in pain. I don't get to do this. I don't get to do that. But don't they deep down love the kid? It's always they love the kid. They love the kid, but they're like, being married and being a dad and having responsibility sucks. You guys are out chasing skirt, and I'm at home raising a kid with a lady I don't really love. That's somebody who isn't ready to take responsibility for their actions. 27 is young for a guy. It's different. You're married to a gentleman who is older. 39, my man. But the other thing is this. Love him. I do believe this. Women tend to be more mature in many ways in their mid-20s than guys are. Yeah, that's a fact. I mean, it's just the way it is. And they're not ready for it. But then on the other hand... You know, that goes back to the thing we were talking about before where, you know, you raise your kids and you try to, you know, give them character, instill morality and character them as best you can and then be responsible. And if you...
You have the kid. You got to be responsible for it, man. Well, it sounds like this guy's doing the right thing and he's being responsible. He's just miserable with where he is in life. He's a nice guy. I just was completely couldn't see where he was coming from. Not to defend him by any stretch because I think that's hideous to say for a guy that wants kids and can't have kids. I think that's hideous to say, but you don't know what's going on in that house. You don't know what that... his wife is like. His kid's probably badass because all kids are badass, but the being married thing at that young is tough for a lot of people, and I know that to be true because I have a lot of friends that are... You know what? Here's a guy in the line. We got a guy, M1 Henry in Poway. He says he agrees with seeing his friend. Oh, no. I'm going to get mad, I feel. Henry, you there? Yeah. You agree with this? Well, I mean, yeah, I do. Okay, I got married early, too, and it feels like I'm working all the time. How old, man? And I have no more me time. How old were you when you got married? I was 18, so it was like right out of the gate, like out of high school. Was it a shotgun wedding? It may have been. There was a kid that soon followed, so I guess. But I don't know. I mean, it seemed like a good idea at the time, but now it's like all my single friends, like this guy saying,
I mean, they're running around chasing skirt, and I'm here changing diapers and getting them to meetings. But, man, it's, you know, dude, like from a guy that is 35 and can't have a kid, and, you know, you have a gift that was given to you that not everybody can have. But it sounds like he's saying he doesn't want that gift. I'm not disputing. I love my family. I love my wife. I love my kids. The fact is. I just don't like me with them. You know what I mean? Like, I've lost the original me. The me time that I used to have is gone. Maybe you grow up. Maybe you'd be a man. Oh, wow. Gosh. I would grow up. That's ridiculous. There's always more skirt. Well, I've got to grow up, I suppose. So, I mean, but I'm just saying, like, there's validity in what he's saying. I'm not saying that I regret having it. I just, like, if there was an option, I would go back and do it again. I would, you know. And not have your wife or your kid? And just say bye? Well, I don't know. Maybe wait a few years? Oh, my goodness. I would love to have waited a few years. I think that's okay to say. I get that. But he's basically saying he wishes he had that life over the life he has now. If you can wipe it clean, that's the problem. So hold on, though. Hold on. If you could go back in time and you have another shot to do it all over again, would you change your personal behavior to make sure that you wouldn't get the girl pregnant?
I mean, ideally, yes. But, you know, an 18-year-old me, I mean, it probably was, you know, faded this way. But I'm just saying, if I had the option, I would hope that I would choose, you know, to be celibate in my teenage years. Or at least smarter. Yeah. Maybe thinking with your head. Wrap that rascal. Wow. So, I mean, I'm just saying there's validity in what he's saying because I can agree with him. I'm not saying that I wish, like, I would never have met these people because it's good times. I'm not saying it's all bad, but it's just a high block, you know? You have a miracle child. You've got a kid, man. How do you just want to get rid of that? It just blows my mind. Okay, dude. Well, you know, I'm having a hard time with this whole thing. And you know what? There's other people on the line that actually disagree with you and Sienna's friends. I mean, it's two sides of every argument. Sure. It's a ballsy call, my friend. Appreciate it. I get it, dude. Hey, thank you so much for the call. Yeah, thanks. Have a good one. All right. I've got Emma and Eric on the line from San Diego. And actually, he thinks this guy would be miserable anyway. Yeah, you know. You there? Yeah, I'm here.
I think that there's a lot of people, you know, maybe not miserable. This guy kind of came around to the fact and said he wasn't completely miserable. And, you know, there were some aspects of it that were okay. But, you know, he would go back in time and change things. I think there's a lot of people that just aren't happy with their decisions. And independent of whether this guy had a kid or not, he probably would have wanted to change his life anyway. So maybe we're missing that. Like Uncle Rico syndrome. There you go. Glory days. Yeah. Yeah, they're out there, man. I mean, you know, he probably could be just a miserable person in general. He's not. I was so surprised. I mean, he's like a good dude, like I said, and he's a nice guy, and that's why I was just dumbfounded by what he said. Was he doing a bit? No. Are you sure he wasn't being like? 100% serious. He wasn't like, oh, man, my old lady's breaking my balls, my kid's crying all the time. You don't have to lose yourself to have a family. I mean, you can still have you time. You've got to evolve, though. You know what? I mean, here's the thing, man. Don't you think, Jay? I mean, you've evolved. As a man, you grow into the role. Oh, Kim turned me around. I was rudderless. I was going nowhere fast, and she set me straight. It was like the best thing that ever happened to me. Yeah. I'm going to give me some action tonight, I'll tell you that. If I wasn't before, I'm going to now. I got M1 Larry on the line from San Diego, and he's got three kids, and he started at 21. Larry, you there? Larry? Sure, man.
Go ahead. No, go ahead, man. I was just going to say, you've got three kids. You started at 21, right? Yeah, I had my first kid. I've got a 7, a 5, and a 2-year-old and one on the way. And, you know, man, I haven't had a break from diapers in seven years. But it's worth it, man, because it's not about you. It's about the kids and starting a life and moving forward. You know, growing up out of that high school partying age and just getting things done now, man, instead of being, you know. wanting to still live the life of a freaking kid. Yeah, the grass isn't always greener, man. If you're Franciana, let's say he left his wife and lost his kid. The kid was with the mom, and he was out, and he gets him a little one-bedroom down in Little Italy, and he's going out every night. That's a pretty miserable existence. It's fun for about a week, and then you're like, oh, boy, what did I do? You're like the loneliest guy in the world. Absolutely. Yeah, and then, I mean, you do that, you're... you're going to harm that child growing up, you know. You split the family up, and it's destruction to the kid, man. And people, you know, it gets back to the whole, it's all about me, me, me, when it should be, hey, it's no longer about you because the choices you made, you know, man up and get going.
Yeah, it's about your family. I get how hard it is being a parent. It's very hard. And especially when you have numerous kids like you do. But it's like, dude, no matter how hard it is in the morning when you go in, when there are little faces in that crib and they're so happy to see you every time you walk in the door. Like, how do you pass up on that? Like, what kind of person does that? And it gets better, man. It's like, man, one of the greatest things for me. Simply, I mean, because. Look, I used to do mornings, and I never got to see them anymore. So one of the greatest things about me not doing mornings anymore is I get to see my kids every morning, and I make them breakfast. It's my favorite thing. And they come bouncing downstairs. Well, not always. They're a little sleepy and a little angry sometimes. But, man, I'm always so stoked to see them. Hey, Dad, where's my frigging breakfast? Where's my burrito? I'm starving. Good God. That's exactly it. Hey, thank you, Larry. Appreciate it. This milk's old. M1 Ben is on the line from San Diego. Ben, you there? Yeah. So what's the deal with you? I just want to say real briefly, my mom expressed kind of similar sentiments. She did it in a very much nicer way. She made it clear that she loved us, but she was a very strong advocate for all of us not to do what she did, which she had me when she was 18 and I was the first. And she said, you're going to miss out on life if you do this and don't do what I did.
And she was very, never felt that love. She never felt like it was a regret. She wouldn't go back and redo her life, but she wanted for our lives to be different. Did she marry your father? What's that? Did she marry your father? Yes, yes. So they stayed together? Not forever. No, they're divorced now. And that's part of it, I think. Getting married so young, you know, you marry somebody you don't know that well. And it wasn't a shotgun wedding at all, surprisingly. It was 11 months after they got married. I did the math. But she never went and said she wanted to redo her own life, like this guy's saying. But she did want to make sure that she taught us that we should wait, that we should go to college, that we should develop our lives more and have more experiences before we started down that road. That's pretty good advice. I mean, and that's pretty good advice. Listen, I think, Sienna, you would tell your kids, you know, you would tell Sagey, hey, I know that you love your boyfriend. I know you're 18. Go to college first and figure out your life before you start. I think that's okay advice, and I think it would even be okay to say, hey, listen, this is what happened to me when I was younger. I missed out on a lot of stuff. I didn't get a chance to do this. I want you to have those chances. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Yeah, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I would say you want to even wait a little bit. I mean, get married and live with your spouse for a while because when you first get married, you don't really think you know each other well.
But you may not know each other that well. Or just live with your spouse for a while before you get married. Make sure you try that coat on. Nah, that doesn't work. It doesn't work. Uh-oh. All right, man. Hey, Ben, thank you so much for the call. No problem. Take care, man. Appreciate it. So there you go. Both sides of it. But I don't know. I don't agree with your buddy. At all. And the dude from Poway? Not really my buddy now after that comment. You know what's funny? Is he was showing off a little bit too. You think? Yeah, like. I think he was hitting on you. Hitting on you. Yeah, I know. We know men, trust me. He was like, he was flirting with you. They know a guy they've never met before. I know. We know him better than you do. I don't think he was. Okay, we know him. He wasn't trolling? I don't think. I had Sage with me. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Oh, no. Yeah, I was sniffing around. He knows you put out. Oh. It was like I was just shot. Shut up the rest of the day. It was like I was just shot. It looked like John Kennedy. Wow. Too soon? Wow. Wow. Sorry, Bobby Kennedy. Hey. Hey. Sorry, Abe Lincoln. Doesn't get better. Sorry.
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I'm in. Sienna. Look how fair my skin is. I got freckles. Get out of here. And Jake. I love boobs, too. I love blue boobs of all sizes. I just don't think they have to be giant or rubbery. On FM 94.9. Uh-huh. Who played that riff? Is this Latin? Yes, sir. I just love how funky this is. Probably my favorite Lenny Kravitzan. It's up there. Even Woods. Sienna's kind of good. She's humoring us. Yeah. Welcome back to the Mikey Show. Mikey is out sick today. So I'm filling in. I'm Garrett. Sienna's here. Woodsy's here. L.O.B.'s here. Jay is here. And Chris. That's gross. Before the break, we were telling you about how to properly remove earwax. Apparently, everybody's doing it wrong. Don't use a Q-tip. What about the back of a pen? No, no, no. No, please don't. I'll break it down for you. Don't stick it in there.
Ew. That's disgusting. Gross. So we'll tell you about that in a minute. Santa, what's going on in the news? Well, I'm sure you guys have just been staring at the TV all morning because today is Meredith Vieira's last day on the Today Show. Is it really? Yeah, it's her last day. You haven't seen? We have it on in here every morning. I got mine on ESPN. Me too. Well, say goodbye to Meredith Vieira. It's a sad day. Aw. Wait, she was on the Today Show? I thought she just did Millionaire. Where have you been? You've been in a cave? The last five years she's been on the Today Show. I don't watch TV. I listen to the morning radio. I read Shakespeare. No, dude, I don't watch TV. Before we broke the story a couple months ago, I was in the same boat as you, even though it's behind my head every day. I listen to the morning show. Sorry. There you go. Thank you. Also, NBC is going to be broadcasting the Olympic Games from 2014 through 2020. They won the U.S. broadcasting rights over Fox and ESPN after they offered over $4 billion doing the Olympics. More Bob Costas. Also, hip-hop artist Ja Rule is expected to turn himself in for a two-year prison sentence this morning in New York. He pleaded guilty back in December to attempted criminal possession of a weapon after police found a loaded semi-automatic firearm hidden in the backseat of his.
Maybach Sedan. Man, the black folks love me. I love black folks because I'm black. That was audio from Ja Rule. Ja Rule. Tell me about some sports, Wizzy. Tim Stauffer threw eight scoreless last night. The Padres blanked the Rockies 2-0, which was pretty awesome at Petco. They're starting to run. A six-game run. Please, no six-game run, Padres. I hate not rooting for them. And when they win four in a row, I can't root for them anymore. Terrell Pryor, also the quarterback from Ohio State, is no longer the quarterback from Ohio State. If you have not heard, he is leaving the university. There are a lot of things coming out about Terrell Pryor. One of them being a friend has come out and said that he has witnessed him taking between $20,000 and $40,000 for signing merchandise. Wow. Sounds like a good friend. Yeah. Sounds like you. Oh. Wow. Just throw him under the bus, back over him twice. That's right. That gets me plenty. Did you watch the game last night at all? Absolutely, I did.
Now, I mean, LeBron, what's your take on him? Was he completely just checked out? He's got a new heart. He's got a new bit that he does. The Mavericks have been calling them out for flopping. He looks like a soccer player. Bless you, Jay. Holy cow. He looks like a soccer player. I mean, these guys are grazing his arm, and he is doing the— Like, falls back? He falls back. Trying to drop a foul? It's working, though. That's the interesting part. It's working. He scored eight points. I mean, LeBron James cannot score eight points. Eight points. You cannot have LeBron James scoring eight points. He went to Miami to win a championship, but he also went to Miami to be the man with D-Wade. Well, he ain't the man if he's putting up eight. Was he taking shots? He was just heaving up bricks last night? Three of 11. Oh, boy. I'll tell you who is the man. D. Wade is the man. I could watch that guy play hoops. Me, too. He plays defense. He plays offense. He's incredible. Hey, you know who is the man?
Dirk. And Dirk's the man. Dirk, 102 degree temperature, and went out and, you know, said, hey, it's the finals. I'm playing. And that's why the Mavs won last night. And that's why the Mavs won. Because he played, like, the man in the fourth quarter. Ten of his 21 points in the fourth, man, with, like, flu-like symptoms. So that's going to be, it's a tied-up series now, and Game 5's in Dallas on Thursday night? Friday. Friday night. Thursday, Friday. I don't know. I'm lost. Okay. Thursday. Maybe Thursday. It's Thursday. Is it Thursday? In the finals, the NHL finals are resumed tonight with the Bruins and the Canucks. I think that's going to be a bloody game tonight. I think there's going to be a lot of fights. Can't wait. I need to get a beer and park myself in front of a TV set and watch a hockey game. I've watched some hockey, too, for the first time in a long time. It's fascinating. When it gets to this point, because it gets ugly. You know, and stuff. But there's also some pretty hockey, too, because there's a lot of European players in the league now, and they play so well. And they can fly. Game five is in Dallas Thursday, June 9th at 6 o'clock our time. Tomorrow night? Cool. All right, so I'm dying to know. Removing earwax. Sienna? It's a serious business. This is. What do you do, Garrett? Q-tip? Yeah. That's the way we've done it since the beginning of time. Yep. And before we had Q-tips, we used sticks. Yep.
You're not supposed to use a Q-tip. Really? Aren't you? Yeah, it can rupture your eardrum. Push it back in. If you stick it in too far, yeah. That's what happens. You can push the wax in further. Here is how you're supposed to do it. And I use a Q-tip too, so I'm just reading this to you. Okay. Instructions. These are the things you're going to need. Four things. These are your made-up instructions that you invented, right? No, this is my morning regimen. This is Sienna's home remedies for removing earwax. Ask Sienna. Ask Sienna. Okay, you're going to need four things. Dr. Farrar. Dr. Farrar. Baby oil. I like where this is going. A garden hose. Baby oil. A ball gag. Number two. Sheet of plastic. Number two, a dropper. Baby oil, a dropper. Rubbing alcohol and a washcloth. Baby oil, a dropper, rubbing alcohol, and a washcloth. In a bottle of wild turkey. Okay. Number one, place one to two drops of baby oil in the ear canal. The oil will help loosen up the wax and allow it to naturally exit the ear. Yeah, but isn't baby oil like scented, so shouldn't you use something like mineral oil? I don't think it's scented. Really? Yeah, it smells a little. Baby powder? Baby oil.
I know, but does it smell like baby powder? Yeah, it smells good. It smells delicious. Well, I'm just, it's not my list. Sienna made this list. Home remedies from Sienna. Okay, so I'm sorry to interrupt and start again. You take the dropper with the baby oil. Yes, place one to two drops of baby oil in the ear canal. The oil will loosen up the wax and allow it to naturally leave your ear. Number two, use a dropper to gently flush the ear canal with water that is a similar temperature to your body. You're going to want to turn your head so your ear is facing towards the ceiling to drop it in. Then turn your head to the floor so it will empty the ear canal. Third, apply a few drops of rubbing alcohol inside of your ear. The alcohol will remove any water that's in the ear. And then number four, repeat the steps to flush out the wax out of the other ear. And then wipe the outside of your ears with a damp. Really? So it takes like 45 minutes. You'll be good to go. But it sounds so thorough. Yeah. I have another thing you can do. What? Use a Q-tip. No. It pushes it in there. What about the thing where you stick the thing in your room and you light it on fire? Oh, no. Are they bad? What makes them bad? What?
You can light your head on fire. I'm expecting Jay to be an expert on the thing you stick in your ear and light on fire. It's called an ear candle. It's just like a tube and you light the end of it on fire. George Washington used to do it. In the heat, it pulls everything out. Does it really do that? Yeah, it really does. You should do it for the old man that does science. 100%. That would be great for the old man that does science. You could find somebody to be your volunteer like Mikey. I try to stay away from fire when it comes to the old man. Mikey has no hair. Therefore, he's like me, you know, and then you can stick the thing in there and it'd take all the wax out. That'd be great. Yeah, but I bet his ears are spotless in there. Oh, yeah. He's a groomer. Very groomer. He spends about 45 minutes a day in his ears. Well, his ears are an important part. Well, you know, thank you. That was really helpful. Maybe I'll put it on my blog because I'm sure people are interested. People are probably dying to know. They are. I mean, think about it. It's a problem we all face. Excess earwax. I'm paranoid about earwax. When I go get my hair cut, I'm like, oh God, oh God. Are my ears clean? Are my ears clean? I'm paranoid. Stop putting your fingers in your ears. L-O-B, I'm kind of curious about this thing in your recap about your dad. Can you explain this, please? I saw my dad over the weekend because I went to New Jersey. My dad fought in the Vietnam War and he said that
because we just came off the heels of Memorial Day and I was kind of talking to him about it. He said what he hates is when people ask him, hey, you know, Terry or hey, Mr. O'Brien, have you ever killed somebody? Oh, God. People ask that? I do. You do? I want to know. You want to know? No, I don't want to know. I do. Casualties of war. If I had killed somebody and I was in war, would you not want to ask me that? I would never ask. Really? I don't think it's something he's like. proud of. Right. You know, I don't think he took joy if it happened. I don't know. You won't talk about it. But see, I guess I do kind of want to know. No idea. My dad never talked about it either. But I was wondering, I mean, there's a lot of vets in town here. So I'm like, there'd be people that would be like gung-ho, like, hell yeah, I did. And then I don't know if my dad's sentiments are shared with a lot of people. I've got to imagine they are. I wonder if it has anything to do with the conflict, though. You know, I mean, there are a lot of guys that went to Vietnam and didn't want to go. Oh, for sure. Your dad was drafted. That's a great point. I know some Navy SEALs now that get sent out. They're like black ops kind of thing. I trained them. And they don't ever talk about anything. They're not supposed to. They disappear for two weeks and then come back. Top secret. Yeah, but if you're going to war, you're going to fight for the country. So it's kind of like you're going to kill people.
Not everybody. Well, not everyone. Not everybody who serves goes into battle. There are other areas of service that you do. If they're like infantry or something, yeah. Right, but I would think that's not a bad thing. I'm not in the military. Well, in the Marine Corps, a lot of the front line is the Lance Corporals, which is usually like the youngest. What branch of the service was your dad in? He was in the Marine Corps. So he was stationed at Camp Pendleton. Wow. And then when he came back from Vietnam, he came back. First thing he did was get a burger and a beer in La Jolla. And he said, America. Good for him. Yeah, that's just not... I have two grandfathers. One was in Korea. One was in World War II. Never asked him, hey, did you kill anybody? I mean, never. Like, I just... I don't want to know. I got stuff. My great-grandfather was in World War I. And I was... When I was a kid... Middle school age, fascinated by American history. Oh, yeah. And so we were studying, you know, the Great Wars, World War I, World War II. And one day, my grandmother says, let me show you something. And she takes me out to the garage at their house, pulls out this box, this metal ammo box, full of stuff that my great-grandfather had collected off the battlefield in World War I. Now, World War I, I mean,
That is some ugly, ugly, I mean, trench warfare. Yes. We're talking about like pieces off of like German helmets. Wow. Pieces of like of what would be like sort of a. primitive, like, grenade type thing. I had, like, his canteen, the case for his canteen, the knife and fork that they used in the trenches and stuff. Jay brings that to work. He eats out of it and stuff. The pieces of an actual German in Zimbabwe. But see, the thing that was different was because the, you know, the U.S. got in that war so late. You know, I mean, it had been going on for a while. Then it was like, the Yanks are coming. We're going to help out. We're going to turn this thing around. They were proud to go. They signed up. They went. They were gung-ho for it. And when they killed the enemy, they were proud of it. Oh, yeah. It's a different kind of thing. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. I bet that is. Like, the other thing, too, is I always thank my dad for his service on Memorial Day. Yeah. And I always see people in uniform here, and I'm like, am I a tool? If I'm like, hey, thank you for our service. Like, I never know what to say. I gave up my seat on a plane for a guy one time, like, up towards the front for a military guy.
And I felt like the biggest dork in the world. I did. I was like, he was walking in and I go, hey man, I go, do you want to sit here? It was right by the window. It was like the second row after first class. And he looked at me and he's like, dude, that'd be awesome. I'm like, he's like, I'm in the back, like in the middle seat. I was like, dude, I just want to thank you for your service. And I was walking into the back. I was like. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. I probably thought about that for a week straight. You know what? I'll tell you what, though. It says an awful lot about you and your character. You're a class act, dude. But I just feel like a tool. Yeah, like the dork chills. Yeah, you get the dork chills. The pee shivers. I never know what to say. So I don't know. I guess I'm throwing it out to the vets. Well, you know, do you like it when we do it? Can we ask you? It's interesting. You know, it's like I never want to ask because. I mean, I know guys who have, and usually they offer it up. Yeah, if they want to tell, I figure if they want to talk about it, they'll tell me. Right. I've heard guys talk about it for sure. Bring it up, offer it up and stuff, you know? I mean, and like I said, but I do think it has something to do with the conflict. It's funny. I mean, Jay, you mentioned you know guys who are active Navy SEALs right now. Like I said, I trained them, Garrett. See, I knew a guy, I knew a guy when I was a kid who...
He was the Army Ranger, and he was in the Iran mission, the one that went down when they tried to rescue the hostages. Oh, yeah. You always think these guys would be huge, too, but they're small, but they're tight, and they're just like... Oh, wow. Dude, you make love to them? Yeah. This guy was one of the most intimidating dudes I've ever met in my life, but tiny. Like 5'7". Mikey. But just wiry and nasty. He feels taller than Mikey. Yeah. Oh, really? I hate you guys. Not to change the subject, but I don't watch a lot of the reality TV stuff. But I got to tell you, I'm out on American Idol. Yes. I don't care about American Idol, but I'm kind of intrigued by the voice. Me too. Good job. It's a different kind of hook. No, it is. It's weird, man. I find it a lot more interesting. Christina Aguilera's on there, right? Yeah. Okay. CeeLo's on it? Yeah, CeeLo Green. Yeah. Yeah, and the country guy. Blake Shelton. The country dude. And Adam Levine. Levine, Levine. Levine. Perfect. Yeah, well, you know. Well, last night, all of the coaches, all the people that we just mentioned, performed a Queen song. Like the same one together? Yeah. We have audio.
Oops. Of course it is. Nice beaver. Oh, it's a medley. Oh, yeah. Oh, I love the medley. That feeling. That feeling. That feeling. Poor guy. Oh, my God. I can't. Turn this on. I love him. This is putrid. Miss Grace. Let it stay. Nice. Oh, my God. Wow. Sweet. Here comes Christina. Oh, boy. There she's got. There we go. She'll wail. Here we go. What's the next song in the medley? Poxicle? Yeah. One, two, three. They're definitely not Brian May. No, it's sad. We need Christina. All right. Here we go. I hope they'll let her sing something. Maybe she'll do my best friend. Okay. Ooh, that hole is big. Another one makes an ass. You're gracious. Get to her.
The build-up. She's eating in the back. She's dropping a deuce. Here we go. The champions. Cows. Easy, Liza. Bernie Mercury. Freddie Mercury just rolled over in his grave. Come on, Christina, we gotta go. Hey, God, wrap it up. Orange is like dirt purple. Tough room, tough room. Well, buddy, you're a young man. Leave Blake Shelton alone. He got one line. Oh, my God. They gave him a couple. That was awful. He's really funny. It's interesting, though, how... I wonder if the singers chose the songs and the verses they got to do or they paired them up because I would think that...
You know, CeeLo would have gotten something other than, you know, We Will Rock You. Well, they're all performing. And I just read this because I was on the plane and that's where I read those gossip magazines. They're all performing together and, like, touring together, and apparently Christina is causing some trouble. Weird. Because she thinks she's the star. Because she thinks she's in charge. Yuck. I thought I was the star. Blake Shelton, the country guy. They're like, hey, dude, get everybody coffee, Blake. Adam Levine. Hey, y'all, get y'all coffee, whatever you want. Ceele seemed to be the only one with any talent. Really? And even he was. Well, you know what? I probably don't like Ceele very much as a guy, as a human being. But he is probably the only guy. I mean, he's like Al Green. He's like a current day Al Green. That's a bold statement. Bold statement. I wonder if he was late. He probably was. Probably showed up late. I'd be loving me some black women.
I get hit on black girls all the time. Easy, CeeLo. Black folk love, man. I love black folk because I'm black. I can't help but look at Adam Levine and all I can think about is George Michael. He's rocking that George Michael beard. I just think of a woman. Yeah, George Michael. Fair enough. Next thing you know, he's going to be scoring weed at a men's bathroom in a park in L.A. Oh, boy. I don't know. It's just weird, man. The whole thing is weird. But, you know, I will say this. It's a pretty compelling show. And Amanda, the host of Big Sonic Chill, she has a friend who's actually on the show. Gal, she's from somewhere like maybe Portland or some places like that. Some more up north. But CeeLo is her coach. How does it work? Do you get to pick the one who's going to coach you? They draft you and then you choose which one of the ones that drafted you who you want to go to. All right, so Woodsy, who would you want to coach you? Out of those four? Yeah. Boy, that took a long time. He's blank. He's blank. None of them. I'd be like, oh, great. I'm stuck with one of these guys. I guess out of the four, the one I'd most want to meet was probably Christina Aguilera because she's the biggest star, right? Really the biggest star. Who would you want to be coached by?
I mean, other than that, if you could have somebody as your mentor or your coach. If I was going to sound like one of those guys, I probably, when I sing, probably would sound the most like Blake Shelton. Okay, forget about the people on the show. Who, if you had a rock and roll mentor, a musical mentor, who would it be? Oh, my God. Huh? Think about that. Chino Marino, pal. Chino? Yep. 100%. Teaching how to scream and sing soft and sweetly. Wow. That'd be awesome. All right. Well, that's interesting. I wasn't expecting that. I was thinking like Vince Neil. Oh, come on. I drank a pitcher of kamikazes with Vince Neil at a strip club one time. Speaking of drinking, if you like whiskey, do you like whiskey? Actually, I love whiskey. I love bourbon. Yes, you do. So brace yourself for the changes that are coming. And if you like whiskey, you may not like where this is going. We'll tell you about it next here on The Mikey Show.
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Mikey's out six today. I am. You're it. You're it. And Sienna's here. Woodsy's here. L.O.B.'s here. Jay's here. And, of course, it's cross. That's cross. Thanks, everybody. Do you like whiskey? Well, do you. I love bourbon. You do love me some bourbon. I love me some bourbon, man. Holy cow. I love bourbon. Are you drinking bourbon right now? No, I'm not. Yes, you are. I smelled your coffee cup. I only partying a weekend. Talk with Rick R. Jackson. Nope. So brace yourself for changes that are coming, and I'm not sure I'm thrilled about this. So what is going on, Sienna? How would you like some fruity flavors in your whiskey? Oh, wow. How would you like that? Because companies are going to be adding some fruity flavors, you know, like some honey, blackberry. They need to appeal to the teens, Sienna. That's what they're trying to do. No, people are furious over this because whiskey's an acquired taste, and, you know, it's...
grains, oak barrel. They're like listing it. Pete. Yeah, exactly. Pete. And so now people are like, why would they do this? Well, there's two answers. Money, A. And to appeal to women? No. And the other answer is that distillers are a twisted group. This is what they're saying. Who are never satisfied with the status quo and always want to find a new way to make new twists on classics. Well, all right. The first thing I thought of is they're trying to make whiskey appeal to women because generally whiskey is not something the majority of women like to drink. Freaking cool when they do, though. Really? One of the things I love about my wife, my wife likes bourbon. It's foxy. You see a girl order a glass of whiskey, you're like, oh, wow. Now, my wife is more apt to order a cocktail that is based in whiskey, like a Manhattan or something like that. But it's one of those things where, you know. It's pretty cool when they do, but a lot of women don't like the taste of it because it's so powerful, you know, and it's, you know, they're like, you know, other types of drinks and stuff. So that's the first thing I thought of. But, you know, there have been a lot of cocktails that have fruity infusions in them. I mean, you know. Well, vodka's added. They have every flavor of vodka you can imagine. Yeah. There's that Kid Rock endorses that Jim Beam brand that's like it's got it's wild cherry infused bourbon. It's like the cola. Like it's.
Bourbon and cola. No, no. It's a bourbon with wild... I think it's called Red Stag or something. Oh, yeah. They talk about that, I think, in that article. It's crazy. I have a few bottles that are willing to brave the angry mobs that are going to be upset over this. Red Stag by Jim Beam. That's the one. I'm going to say this wrong because I'm not a whiskey person, obviously. Leapold Brothers. Oh, yeah. Leapold Bros. Rocky Mountain Peach Whiskey. Haven't heard of it. Peach. Beach whiskey. Bird dog blackberry whiskey. And the last one, Jack Daniel's Tennessee honey liqueur. That sounds pretty good. The honey thing, there's a couple because there's a wild turkey brand out there that's got the honey in it too. I mean, the honey thing makes sense because, you know, a lot of, I mean, you talk about, you know, old remedies, old man remedies. Yeah, you know, like they put whiskey in honey all the time. The cherry gets me, you know, like if they did like a melon. You know what? Watermelon? Watermelon-flavored whiskey would get me. Sour apple. Sour apple whiskey. I've had the Red Stag before. Is it good? You can't drink it just straight. You've got to mix it with something else. Like Coke? That would work pretty well. It would be like a cherry Coke kind of thing. But it works well in a Manhattan. See, it's a nightmare, though, because it's one of those things where you're like...
Mmm, this tastes delicious. You drink a lot of whiskey, you're done in the morning. Like, you're done the next day. You know what? It's almost too sweet to drink a lot of it, you know? I mean, you know, I try to taste it just straight. It tastes like Vicks 44. Oh, see, I love the taste of Vicks. Oh, man. Whiskey is meant to be sipped, so if you make it too good... Or shot. Yeah. Or a shooter. Some guys do. Like a bottle of Jager? Maybe some peppermint schnapps? Well, I don't know. I'm kind of old school. I'm not crazy about the idea, but I'm not completely against it because I do think some of it could work pretty well. I want to try the Jack Daniels honey. I bet that's really tasty. I don't know what you drink it with, though. On the rocks, baby. Really? Now you gotta mix it with something. No. Don't be a Sally. Oh, boy. Easy over there, John Wayne. Pig helps Oregon school... Wait, wait, hold on. Make sure you get this. Pig helps Oregon school waste not want not. Yes. Woods, I didn't know you worked at a school in Oregon. Way to go, pig. That beat you to the punch. This is a pot-bellied pig. His name is Theodore. His name is Mike and Woods. And he is at Sage Community School. That's my thing. He was born on the first day of school and moved in about two months ago. And basically this pig is... You're a fat. A pot-bellied pig.
He eats all the food scraps so nothing goes to waste. Woods, Jay. I ain't wasting this. Eggshell. Of course it's Oregon. It's Oregon, man. That's rad, though. His favorite foods are apples, carrots, and bread. Of course they are. He'll eat eggshells and banana peels, but he really doesn't like citrus peels. Sounds like what I made Jasper for lunch, because I ain't going to go out and buy fancy Oscar Mayer meat. Dad, I don't want another eggshell salad. This is a banana peel and eggshell salad. Eat it. I don't want this again. They're going to eat him when he gets to a certain size. Oh, he's a family. How cool is that, though? All the scraps they just throw out to this pig and he eats him. That's what you do with pigs. He's rad. Have you not read Charlotte's Web? I did a long time ago. I was just going to say. You fatten him up. You should have a pig at every school. Everybody should have their own pig. Pig's a filthy animal, but they're a friendly animal.
There's cute little mini black ones. Jamie Woods' wife's got one. So does Rebecca, Mike's wife. They each got a pot belly. They just call you honey. Yeah, they just call them darling. Deer. Deer. I like that idea. I like it. I think that's brilliant. That's a good idea, man. Why? Just eat the scraps? Yeah, because it saves on wastefulness. I thought you'd be all the way in. You could do like a compost pile more than have a pig living alone at a school. Then you're feeding a pig. Pigs are friendly. Good friends. They all get to go out and feed them, watch them eat. It's rad. Have you ever met a pig? I've met plenty of pigs. I sit next to one every day. Is that me or is that Jay? Talking through your voice. Ever forget who your voice you're doing? While we're on the topic of food, I've got to ask. I'm going to throw you here. Is this right? Am I saying this right? Cicada?
It's cicada, right? Yeah. The ice cream in Missouri. I don't know about this ice cream. Woods knows. He's actually the one that sent me this article. I'd never heard of cicada. I know my ice creams. You want to go? You know that? No, no. Do you know your cicadas? I know my ice creams. Okay. Well, what is that? It's a, it looks, it's like a locust. Yeah, right. It's like a big grass. You hear the stuff outside. Are they the ones that come out like every 20 years and like all the noise or whatever? And they drop down. And they drop. And they're so freaky. Ew, they're disgusting. Ew. Well, in Missouri, there is an ice cream shop, and it's Sparky's Homemade Ice Cream. And they came up with this cicada ice cream, which is insect-filled ice cream, basically. It debuted on June 1st, and public health officials had to ask the ice cream shop to cool it with this ice cream because customers, they loved it. They couldn't get enough of it. And employees collected these bugs in their backyards and removed most of the wings. And then they boiled the bugs and covered them in brown sugar and milk chocolate. The base ice cream is brown sugar and butter flavor. So that was what it was. So why bother? Environmental health chief said that the agency's food code doesn't directly address these types of bugs. And he advised the ice cream shop.
to not be doing that and not use that as the main ingredient. Don't hurl. Maybe you just do brown sugar covered in chocolate. Yeah. Why the bug? Protein. Of course. Hey, it's, again, not letting nothing go to waste. I don't want no meat of any kind in my ice cream. Especially bug meat. You know, at least they take off the wings, though. Some of the wings, Sienna. At least they could do. Yeah, because it would be too crunchy that way. There's a little bit of webbing in my teeth. Can you imagine it's probably kind of yellow? Because bug guts are kind of yellow. Ew. Get it. Hideous. I mean, think about one of those things hitting your windshield and then think that's in your ice cream. Ew. Like custard. Oh. Custard. Eclair. Eclair. What? Okay, well. Cheesecake. Yeah, come out with some cicada cheesecake. Ew. See that on the menu. Cheesecake. Wow. Well, on that note, I'm moving on because now I'm grossed out a little bit. Yeah. So speaking of things that are kind of nuts, apparently the requirements to be an airline stewardess on Korean Air. Yeah. I didn't realize there was a Korean Air. Are pretty out of control and you're going to be surprised when you find out what they are. Girls are going to be mad, I have a feeling. All right. We'll find out next in the Mike Show.
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that you've been talking about. I don't want some dumbed-down version of it. Woods. I have one wish. I wish I wasn't so fat. Zienna. Yeah, I would say I'm obsessed with Sage. Yeah, I'm obsessed. You are. And Jay. I love to look, but I just don't like to touch it. On FM 94.9. This guy can play drums? Oh, boy. Can he play drums more? Mm-hmm. I saw a documentary, Lemmy. Yeah. Lemmy's documentary, and girl was hitting the drums for him. It was pretty rad. You haven't seen the Foo Fighters documentary yet? Not yet. It's coming out in a week or two, I think, on DVD. That one, the Kings have a documentary out. Oh, yeah, it's coming too, right? Yeah, and then Pearl Jam has a documentary. It's like trifecta for me. I got to tell you about the Pearl Jam one, the Cameron Crowe thing. I think in the fall that's coming out. In the fall? Yeah, it's supposed to be great. All right, welcome back to the Mikey Show. Tonight's 8 o'clock album, Garrett. Just do it myself. Neutral Milk Hotel.
The album is called In the Aeroplane Over the Sea. It's an indie rock classic, and it has been requested by numerous listeners over the last year and a half, almost daring us to track it. So tonight we're going to do it. Tonight's your night, everybody. Give it a chance. All right, this is nuts. I mean, I'm expecting to be shocked. And titillated. And blown away. The requirements? To be an airline stewardess on Korean Air are? Well, I'm 26 years old, and I would have one year to be a flight attendant on this airline. Yeah. Wow. Did you just say yeah? No, it wasn't me. Yes, it was. It was the devil on his shoulder. That's right. Korean Air, they have an age requirement for flight attendants, and they hire women at the age of 27 and younger. They said that they will consider applicants that are just above that age, but they have to possess advanced skills and great experience just to be considered. Bring on the big ones. And just so you know, Korean Air is the largest airline in South Korea, and it mainly just flies throughout Asia, but it also does make some flights throughout the world. So you also have to be able to speak English.
That is another requirement you must have. That's reasonable. They require at least a college diploma for all flight attendants. Wow. Yeah. Preferably with hospitality or service coursework is what they say. Okay. Korean Air will consider a number of physical attributes in applicants for flight attendants. priority. Number one priority is a pretty face and height requirement. It specifies that you must be at least five feet, four inches tall and in shape, in good health and have a clean complexion. Hooters, hooters, yum, yum, yum. Got no beef there at all. Zero beef. So basically it, really? Zero. Why? I think it's awesome. I'm going to fly Korean Air more often. They say good teeth is also a big factor. Very important. Yes. In a flight attendant. You're going to say that you wish every job was like that, though. The people working at Starbucks or Vons. No. Okay. Oh, man. I could get in a lot of trouble for this one. No. Say it. All right. Say it. When I was a kid, when I was young, and I used to fly when I was young. Jay can probably speak to this, too. The quality of the flight attendant has gone way down in this country.
They used to weigh them. They did? My grandma was a flight attendant. They had to get on the scale regularly so that they didn't go over a certain weight requirement. We call that the good old days. You were friends with the Wright brothers. I built the first plane. I love being in my shack. Anybody been to the San Diego Air and Space Museum? A long time ago. I cannot think of the name of the airline that was originally based here in San Diego. Flew out of Lindbergh Field. They were one of the first airlines to, like, require their stewardesses to... Flight attendants. Flight attendants. Then it was stewardesses of the time. Or waitress in the sky, whatever you want to call them. But basically, they were the ones to sort of, I guess, set the trend for the, you know, the more revealing uniforms and the go-go boots and the whole thing. So when you go there, what's interesting is they have sort of a history. of the uniform and the transformation from when the airline started. And you look at it over time in a timeline, and it's interesting. And I would imagine that at that point in time, they had probably similar requirements. It's like in the movie Almost Famous, they have those chicks. Yeah. And Catch Me If You Can in that movie also. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, I mean, I get it. I mean, so maybe South Korea is just kind of stuck in time, you know. Maybe it's still 1972 in South Korea.
I've noticed one thing in flight attendants that are women, older women now. Mustaches? No. There's a lot of braces. Have you noticed that? Braces? Clear braces on the women. Really? I haven't noticed that. Every flight I see a woman with braces working. Hi, welcome to the South Class. I don't know. Yeah, braces on your teeth. The clear ones. Well, if you're going to have them, I mean, that's the one thing to have. Well, yeah, I have no problem with it. That's just an observation. I had them. You know why? You know why? Because it's become more affordable and reasonable. Because maybe a lot of those. Those poor women. Oh, gosh. Their parents couldn't afford to get them braces as a kid, and they're doing something about their teeth now. Well, that's good that they are. I'm just saying it's an observation. I just remember flying when I was a kid and being like, holy cow. Like, the flight attendants back then were gorgeous. Yeah, but when you were a kid, you also looked at, like, the Kmart catalog, and you were like, holy cow. I still do. I prefer the Sears and Robux myself. I like National Geographic. Of course you did, Jay. National Geographic. Wow. There were some hot chicks in National Geographic. It was the only time some of us could get a peek if we wanted. I remember my grandmother bought me a subscription. I was like, jackpot. For Christmas. At first I was bummed. All my buddies are getting Boy's Life. Me? I'm getting National Geographic. I'm the guy. Come on over. Nudie Magazine. You guys see this? Holy cow. Check this out. This girl. I'll never forget it. As long as I live. It was some village in Africa. She had...
like 60 of those rings are on her neck and just boobs hanging out. I don't know what it is. I'm all the way in. I want to go there. I'm going there. I'm going there for vacation. Mom, can we go to Africa for vacation? I've decided my career choice will be anthropologist. African studies, L-O-B. Oh my gosh. So do you think this is going to start a trend in the airline industry as it starts in Korea? Not here, dude. Yeah. Equal opportunity employers. Now there's a lot of male. I like the women that are older than me because we've talked about this last week. I hate flying. And so when I see them, they feel maternal to me. Comforting. Yes. They're so comforting. Yeah. Plus, yeah, it's all good. It's not a Hooters in a tin can. Hooters Air would be brilliant. There was Hooters Air. There was? That's too bad. Well, really, do you trust Hooters to fly you someplace? I do. Really? Of course he does.
Jane Woods just flying everywhere. We're going to Ohio this weekend. Sorry, Han, we've got to rack up these miles. Woods not going to London. Flying to Del Mar. Rack up these miles. Oh, man. That's tough. You know, because there's a side of me that is completely appalled. That's the sort of Neanderthal nature of Korean Airlines. But then there's another side of me that goes, you know, it might be kind of fun. Yeah. Like to transport myself back in time. Makes going to Korea more fun. They should have an airline with all dudes, super hot flight attendants for us ladies. I'd be all in support of that. There you go. I don't know how many of them would be straight, though. Beefcake air. Chippendales. Chippendales air. But that shouldn't matter, right? Because you just want to look out. It doesn't do the same thing for us. Really? It doesn't. Thunder down under. Eh. Eh? That's my nickname. That's what Kim calls me. Not so much? No. She's my little koala bear. Bill, you just got this look on your face like you're making this look like you guys. What? I'm married to Kim. I make love to my wife on the reg. It's all right. Want to see my bamboo? Oh, my God. Do you want to see my bamboo? Y'all want to play panda? They eat eucalyptus leaves.
Do they? Is that what they do? Come on, lay you down in the bed of you can lift the sleeves and make love to you for hours and hours. Come on out to the outback bush. So, Hill, are you surprised to see me? Yeah, I am. What's going on? Mikey's sick. Oh. Yeah. Nice beaver. Did he get what Rebecca and Ryan had? Yeah, it seems like it. Yeah. I'm sure he'll be here tomorrow, sick or not. Vomit bag in hand. So what do you got planned today? Anything? You know, I grabbed the church because I saw the Starfish record. Yeah, really. In a long time. I also grabbed the new My Morning Jacket. I have a couple leftover requests from yesterday. One for the Foo Fighters I'm going to take care of. An awesome Desert Island Discs at noon today. That's a few records that I haven't played in a while. Cool. And then one of the funnier bands that I got to interview at Indie Jam. I will play something from them before 11.
That's about it. Stuff just kind of flew in the room. I don't know. Jay ran in here. Jay ran so fast. That one, that one. Y'all didn't even see me. Hit it, Jay. Hit it, Jay. Hit it, Jay. There it is. There we go. Thank you. I didn't know where it was. Well, thank you guys for putting up with me and letting me hang out with you today. Thanks, Garrett. I appreciate it. Garrett. The lovely and talented Hillary is up next. The Mikey Show is out. It. Hopefully he might be back tomorrow. See you. Late. Lincoln Financial Media Station. Mikey. The music all day and night. It's about the music.