The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 06/16/11
Thursday, June 16, 2011
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Mikey opened the show with a personal anecdote about his son Ryan crying over spaghetti (P0), then later praised Lauren O'Brien's wink with Jay (P3). The show featured a deep voice contest call from Garrett and a discussion of the Anthony Wiener scandal (P6), followed by an update on the Casey Anthony trial where the prosecution had rested and the defense was set to begin (P7). Mikey also criticized Sienna's mom for her over‑involvement in her adult daughter's life (P12) and reported that NFL draft pick Corey Leggett's likeness was used without consent on a pornographic flyer (P15). Dana Carvey appeared later, delivering a string of celebrity impressions (P31), and the show closed with a heated debate about a seventh‑grade sex survey administered without parental knowledge (P56).
What happened, in order
Baby cries over spaghetti
Mikey shares a personal story about his son Ryan crying because he can't have spaghetti, leading to the high chair being moved to the living room as a time‑out.
Wink praise
Mikey and Jay compliment Lauren O'Brien's (L.O.B.) wink, calling it the best they've ever seen.
Deep voice contest call
Garrett calls in for the upcoming deepest‑voice Father's Day contest and the crew briefly discusses the Anthony Wiener sexting scandal.
Casey Anthony trial update
They report that the prosecution has rested in the Kaylee Anthony murder trial and the defense is set to begin, outlining the basic arguments of both sides.
Mom's over‑involvement
Mikey criticizes Sienna's mother for constantly calling to check up on her adult daughter, comparing it to a parent sitting in on a one‑on‑one work meeting.
NFL draft pick on porn flyer
They reveal that newly drafted NFL player Corey Leggett's image was used without permission on a flyer for an adult‑film expo.
Dana Carvey impressions
Dana Carvey appears and delivers a rapid series of celebrity impressions, including Tom Brokaw, Bill Cosby, Al Gore, Michael J. Fox, Casey Kasem, Jay Leno, and others.
7th grade sex survey debate
Callers argue about a Massachusetts middle school that required seventh‑graders to complete a graphic sex survey on topics like oral sex and withdrawal without parental consent.
People mentioned
MikeyRebeccaSiennaNitaLukeyRyanJakeLauren O'BrienJayChrisDana CarveyCorey LeggettGarrettWoods
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901949, beginning and end of every show, open phones. You can call us or whatever. And our text is 949mikey at gmail.com if you want to give us a call. I don't know why it has to start out so cloudy and then kind of get sunnier, but weather says next week it's going to be warm. I'm like, hey. Didn't they say that about this week? Yeah. They did, didn't they? Yeah, now every time I see it, I'm like, eh, whatever. They did. We've come to the conclusion that you cannot predict weather. I've come to that conclusion. I've come to the conclusion that the easiest job in the world may be weatherman. Weatherman. Just guess. You say what you think might happen. Because you can't predict it. You cannot predict it. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I am 41 years old. Just turned 41. And hope to live to see my kids, my real little ones. They're almost two. Hope to see them get married one day. You know, I'd love to shed a tear. Ryan will probably be crying at his own wedding. I had to discipline him yesterday, Sienna. I'm sorry. We have to. It's getting out of control. It's getting out of control. It's getting to be an issue. Rebecca admits it. She says it's an issue. Nita, our Hungarian nanny, says, I don't know why he does this. He does this. He does. He cries. And I said, Nita, why, though? Why is he crying?
She says, he does this. He likes to cry. He will cry because if I don't put on right Thomas, he will cry. If it is not Thomas, he like. Or it could be anything, but he will find a way to cry because he want to. And I said to Rebecca, he's crying for no reason right now. She goes, no, he has this reason. I said, what do you think it is right now? She said, I think it's because he sees you eating spaghetti and he can't have it. Wow. Wonder where he gets that. I know. I know. Hilarious. That kid, he just likes to cry. So we had to take his high chair. During dinner, we had to take his high chair and put him in the living room and say, all right, buddy, you're going to cry. This is where you're going to be. Exiled. Time out chair. We had to. Oh, it's hilarious.
And so a little while later, we walked in and we said, are you ready to come back in? And he speaks English now. Well, he understands English. He doesn't speak English. Lukey speaks English. He doesn't speak English yet. Extra job. Yeah, I guess that was a little backhanded, wasn't it? Well, Lukey also speaks German and French. That's true. Lukey's at home working on his thesis right now. Ryan understands. They both understand completely. And Ryan, I'll say, says, yes, very cute. It's really cute. He said, are you ready to go back in? And this is the way he always says yes. Uh-huh. It's the only way he knows to say it. He doesn't say yes. He says, uh-huh. Uh-huh. And even Jake has started saying, uh-huh. Everybody in the house says, uh-huh. Because of Ryan. He goes, uh-huh.
So we took him back in, and he was good for a little bit. Started crying for no reason again. You know? And something. I mean, something minor. Like, you know, something like a pea will drop on the floor. Literally. Like a peanut or something will drop on the floor. Well, when he gets older, you don't have anything to worry about. Because his brothers will take care of that real quick. Yeah. They'll beat it out of him. Right. They will. But doesn't that turn him into more of a cry? No. No? Luke will be like, listen. Shut up. You cry, I'm going to break your nose. Yeah. All right? Just pop. Yeah, but that'll make him cry. That'll make him cry. It may toughen him up. We'll see. Woodsy is our sports guy. He's 35, and he had shaved clean, but now you're growing it out again. I don't do it. You don't know? I'm just kind of playing around with it. Let it flow. All right. And I'm growing a beard. All right. Lauren O'Brien. Lauren O'Brien, otherwise known as L.O.B. You know what you do that I love? What's that? Every once in a while, you do the wink. Yes. I love the wink. I perfected the wink. It's great.
The wink is great. LOB's got maybe the best wink there is. Yes, thank you. It's true. It's a true fact. Sienna's our news girl. She's got the sexiest voice. Oh, wow. And she does. Thank you. And she's 26. And Jay, oh, wow, Jay is winking at me. What a weirdo. Oh, my gosh. Is that working for you? Jay does not have the best wink. No. You don't think so? He is. I got the best body. Yeah. He's 47. What do you get the guy that has everything? His birthday's next week. Strippers? Depends, maybe? Yeah, Depends. Propatio? Allegra? He's 48. He's going to be 48 next week. Wow. Back waxing kit. Oh, please. A cane. A cane. Yep, all these are good things. A stripper named Candy Cane. Yeah. And our phone screener today is Chris. It's Krause. That's Krause. Today's word of the day is flax. Flax. Okay, that's like flax seed oil. Nobody knows what that is, though. You don't know what flax is. Yeah.
Is it a nut? It's like a seed. A seed? Yeah. It is a seed? I have it in my cereal. Filthy. Whoa. This morning. Yeah, they can extract the oil out of it. It's good for you. You will have a tough time working that into a sentence. Nah, come on. You know what I'm talking about. I talk about healthy things all. So that's the word of the day. And when I say it, Foo Fighter tickets, man. Viejas. Real good. Pick up that phone and call us right now. 570-1949. M1 Nation is you. If you're an M1, you're a fan of the Mikey Show. You listen to us exclusively. You turn down your radio, get to the point, and don't cuss. You know the rules. That is what it means to be an M1. You belong to something that we have as a tribe called M1 Nation. Dana Carvey is going to be on at 745. And we're also going to be doing, for Father's Day, a deepest...
Dad voice contest. So at eight o'clock, we'll do that. So if you're listening and you have a really deep voice talking to you, Chris from Oceanside, then we want to hear from you. Garrett. Garrett. Hey, Mike, it's Garrett. Do I win? Garrett. Hey, what do I win? Foo Fighters tickets? Whoopee. Where do you have them? You already got them, pal. Give me something else. He does have a deep voice. Yeah, he does. L.O.B., give me a wink. 6.30, we're going to talk about the latest developments in the Anthony Wiener story. I said that as maturely as I possibly could. Just call it the Wiener story. I could have, but you know what? I decided to go highbrow. And so I said the Anthony Wiener story, unlike even the biggest national news in the world. Oh, boy. You know? Even Tom Brokaw's like... Wiener on the way. Anyway, we'll tell you there's developments with him and a porn star. We'll tell you about that. See what comes out. Give me the long version. See what unfurls. Yesterday, the prosecution rested in the Casey Anthony trial. So the state is now done presenting their case. They said this is why she's guilty. Feast. Yeah, they say that.
25-year-old mother Casey Anthony suffocated her daughter Kaylee, who's two, with duct tape. While the defense is going to be starting today, it's their turn to try to get Anthony acquitted of the charge that she killed her daughter. Their defense contends that she drowned in her grandparent's swimming pool and that her body was disposed of by the grandfather, George Anthony. So if she's convicted, she's facing possible death sentence. They're saying that it should be over by next week. Well, here's the thing. You know, if their defense is that, well, this was an abused girl. Casey was abused by her dad. And her dad, by the way, is responsible for Kaylee's death. Drown in his pool. If that's their defense, experts are saying they have to put Casey on the stand because she's got to say, yes, he abused me, abused me, abused me. Now, my wife, who has she. has followed every second of this thing. She said to me yesterday, she goes, I believe that if Casey is not put on the stand first today, because they start their defense today. She goes, I believe that if Casey isn't put on the stand first, they're not going to use her. They've decided to not do it. She goes, I think that. And I said, what do you base that on? She goes, a hunch. Everybody's got their own hunches. So she could be right. She could be right. But I'll tell you this. They put that girl on the stand.
We're going to have some TV. We are going to have some TV. Absolutely. Because she is good. She's really good. Boy, she knows her stuff. She's really good. She's convincing. Now, they show this on TruTV. That's where the Casey Anthony in full is being shown. Now, yesterday, the experts on TruTV said that there is one prosecutor in particular in the DA's office that's been there the whole time. There's one. I don't know which one, but there's one who they say is a pit bull. There's one that is extraordinarily talented and gifted as an unraveler. They're all pretty good, but there's one in particular that has a gift for taking a liar and exposing them as a liar.
The people on TruTV aren't the only ones that know that. The defense knows it too. So they have to weigh in their minds, are we going to allow him or her to cross-examine Casey? Now, I think they may have enough confidence in Casey as a liar to let him give it a shot. They may be putting everything out on the table and saying to themselves, what are they going to do? Beat up a girl that's been sexually abused? No. But what they will do is they're going to talk to her about a lot of things that just don't match up. You know, listen, if I were the prosecutor, I'd have one question. You've already made it known, Casey, that everything that you said while you pleaded for the person that took your daughter to bring her back, you've already admitted that you knew she was dead, which means that while you were under oath, in sworn testimony and interrogations, you said you didn't know where she was. You pleaded.
You wanted to know so bad. And that was an out and out lie. So if all of that was a lie, why should anything that you're saying now be true? Anything. It just is. But why should we believe that? Because it's true. I know, but you said the other stuff was true. I know, but this is. But you've already said that. See, the key is to keep it short. They got to keep it short. They got to keep it short. The dum-dums that interrogated her, they kept going. They kept going. They kept going. They gave her a chance to think. You don't do that. You said they were talking. They were talking, asking her questions, and then kind of answering the questions along with her. They'd ask her a question, and before she could answer it, they would get worked up about that question. So in other words, they'd say, you told us you worked here, and you don't work here, and we just found out as a fact that you don't work here. Now, why did you do that?
Why would you bring us here? Instead of just stopping right there. Yeah. Like nervous, like asking too many questions. Dude, and when I say they keep going, they keep going for 90 more seconds where she's just sitting there going, what do I say? I should have been in there. Oh, yeah. LLB would get you in there. Someone new is going to be called to the stand, though. Defense lawyers said that they want to question a convicted felon who served prison time for kidnapping. Now, in court documents claim that he's linked to Anthony's father through cell phone records. And so they're going to question him. His name is Vasco. Thomas is 52. And he was put on the list to be questioned. Why would he have, you know, a kidnapping guy who served prison have cell phone records with Casey's father? Fair enough. Because Casey's father's a cop. Yeah, well. Casey's father denied knowing him or ever speaking to him. Oh, he did? Yeah. Well, see, now I will say this. I think Casey's dad is a little... There may be some questionable stuff there. Mom and dad. I'll tell you what, man. I've been watching a lot of it. Her mom is just strange. And what I mean in strange is the absolute level of involvement.
In her adult kid's life. Like, I get that there's a lot of involvement. You know, that some people have a different dynamic. And that there's a lot of involvement. But what I've seen is that mom treated Casey like Casey was still a teenager living at home. Even when she wasn't. Like, she wanted to talk to her supervisors. She's a 24-year-old adult. And mom would, not about this stuff, just in general. Just to keep tabs, make sure that every, you know, if there's a problem at work, like Casey had been written up at work for, you know, blah, blah, blah. Mom called and wanted to know, so what's going on here? Blah, blah, blah. It'd be like Sienna's mom wanting to sit in on your one-on-one. Well, either that or Sienna, you know, telling her mom, hey, Mikey wrote me up and her mom calling me. Can you imagine? That's not okay. You know? I mean, anybody would be like, What are you doing? Hey, Mike, this is Anne Seth. I need to talk to you right away. How do I know this isn't Sienna? We're on the phone. It's not Sienna. It's Anne Seth. Well, let me talk to Sienna's nine-month-old daughter, Sage. Hello. Hi, Sage. This is Sage. Are you sure? Did you write my mommy up? I did. All right, that is Sage. That's definitely Sage. That's so immature. Let me talk to your sister, Waver.
Ant Waverly. Hello. Hello, Waverly. Hi. How are you? Why'd you write my sister up? This is BS. None of your business. Let me talk to Avalon, her sister. Hello. Hi, Avalon. Why'd you write my sister up? All right. I hate you. Let me talk to Anseth. Hi, this is Anseth. Hi, Anseth. Why'd you write my daughter up? Let me talk to Sienna. Hello. Sienna. Hi. It's supposed to be between me and you. Yeah, but I tell my family everything. Let me talk to Anseth. Hello. Hi, Anseth. Hi. Yes, we sound alike. You girls, all the women in Sienna's family, they all sound alike. They all do. So anyway, the defense starts today. By the way, people wait in line 11 hours to get into the courtroom because you can get in. Anybody can go watch. Wow. I put a video on my blog on Monday. People are getting in like fights to get in. Yeah, they're getting in fights. And they're cheering. Yeah. Listen, I said to Rebecca, I go, I would love. To be in that room. Because I would love to see the interaction. I'd love to see with my own eyes, not a camera dictating what I have to see. I don't want to see, but for myself, when something said, I want to look at Casey, see how she reacts. I want to see, I want to look at the attorneys. I want to look at, I would love it. But not enough to wait in line 11 hours. Also, this trial from beginning to end will probably go about 10 weeks. Okay? The folks that are on the jury.
They go to a hotel where there's no television in their room. They have no access to the Internet. They can't look at newspapers. They can't look at anything that has to do with the news. And when they talk with one another, they cannot discuss the case. I go mad. Insane. Insane. What do you do? I guess you read. You read. You play solitaire. Really? That's what you do. That's all you're allowed to do. Ten weeks? I'd be coming out of my mind. You can't see your family or anything? No. You're sequestered. Can't. Wow. Did you hear about this risque stuff going on with the NFL? Tell us about this. This is a pretty crazy story, and it involves one of our own, the new draft pick, Corey Leggett, that we just signed. He played at Illinois. So there was an advertisement for something called the... Exotica Expo 2011, and that's Exotica E-X-X-X-O-T-I-C-A. Basically, it's a huge gathering of adult film stars. Well, the flyer that went out had all these NFL players on it in uniform. Our own Corey Leggett was one of them.
Basically, they used it without permission. Corey Leach had said this, quote, I was invited to a party by a friend that occurred on May 20th at Club Play in Miami, had no prior knowledge of this event and did not authorize the use of my name to be associated with this party. I'm disappointed that my name was used and associated with this type of event. I'll take all actions necessary to protect my good name and character. Pretty crazy. Yeah. They're not guilty of anything except for going to a to a sexy party. Right. But, you know, the NFL is looking into it because of licensing issues. Yeah, sure. The NFL is not. I would think the NFL is not mad at their players. They're, you know, going to go after that club. Yep. You can't just use our name. Right. Players. Yeah. And in their jerseys. Yeah. But, you know, this kid just gets drafted to San Diego. And next thing you know, he's on a porn flyer. You know, he's like, gosh darn it. Well, and that's why they hold that symposium. Hey, guys, like you guys.
Use your head. Maybe I'll go to a freaking... Come on now. Use your head. I know. I'm telling you, man. I've said it before. When I was young, my head was not developed. I just did stupid stuff. That's why dudes jump off houses into a swimming pool. Because we think we can. Josh Stone, man. This is weird. Yeah, police say that two men were arrested outside of her house earlier this week in Devon, England. The men had swords, rope, a body bag. Of course they had swords. It was England. And maps and photos of her property. The neighbors noticed suspicious looking car outside the house and they called the police. And these guys have been taken into custody. They were going to rob her? Yeah, that's what it looks like. And murder her. Or murder her. They had body bags. Yeah. Oh my goodness. They had body bags with them. I feel so bad for that woman. Oh my gosh. The fear now, you know, the poor lady. She said, I'd like to thank everyone for their concern, but I'm absolutely fine and getting on with life is normal while the police continue with their inquiries. Now, the two suspects that are 33 and 30 are in custody right now, but have not yet been charged. Monsters. And then today is...
Dump the Pump Day? Yeah. MTS has done this for a while. They're teaming up with the San Diego Zoo to celebrate National Dump the Pump Day. It means don't drive to work today. Get on the trolley, the train. No problem. No problem. Well, the average car emits 12,000 pounds of CO2 every year, which is the weight of an adult elephant. Jay, you took the train today, right? Absolutely. It doesn't run when we come in. I know. We would have to leave at midnight. For those who can, you should though. If you say, if you go to the Old Town Trolley Station today between 8 a.m. and 10 a.m., they're giving out prizes if you say that you're going to be dumping the pump today. If I lived, well, basically if my home were built in the parking lot of the coaster. If that's where my home was. And when I opened my front door, it was the parking lot. I'm sorry. Close to the entrance of the coaster. Not in the back of the parking lot. But if my home were built and when I opened my front door about 30 feet away were the train tracks. The platform. The platform. I would take the coaster. You would? I would. I thought you were going to say even then you wouldn't. No. I'm saying this in the spirit of honesty. Right. Because if, in fact, my home were built at the back of the parking lot, I probably wouldn't take the coaster. I'd probably.
take my car because it would be a shorter walk to my car. All right. I guess we're going to live in Lyreville. I'm simply telling you the truth. Some days I would feel guilty and I'd go, all right, I'll take the coaster today. I'm going to get up early. I know it's going to be faster to take my car and I'm going to put another 25 minutes on my trip stopping and stopping and stopping. You know, I'm helping the environment. Would I really do that? It's more than that. It would be great. You could just sit back, do your work, drink your coffee, relax. Maybe. Oh, I would love it. No, you're right. If it were available, I'd love it. I did it for a while. When I worked in National City, I would jump on the train, but I also took my bike, so it made it a little more convenient. See, now that's sounding kind of fun to me. You guys, I took the train for five years in Chicago, and... You want to die sometimes. You want to die being on that train. It's different with the coaster gear. There's a million people. It's not like that. You're not standing up, bumping into each other. What is it? The T? What do they call it? The L. You're walking to the station. You get off your train. It's pouring rain. Then you've got to walk to your office. You're like, oh my God. I didn't have a car for five years. You want to lose your mind. Go get groceries on a train. Oh my gosh. They're not asking you.
perfect. It's perfect. Just bags. It's the worst. Sitting there with your milk. You stop and a big thing, two things of cartons of milk fall over and slide and you're like, sorry. And you bump. And the guy next to you takes his foot and slides your carton of milk back over to you. All the dirt from the floor is stuck to the condom. And so when you get home, you got to take a paper towel to the side. Your apples roll down. Don't worry. Keep it. Keep that. There's a guy on there who's insane and he's licking his shoe. You're like, this is great. I'm moving back to Texas right now. A couple of your apples roll and some guy's like, and he picks your apple up. He's like, here you go, buddy. He kicks it over to you. Is this yours? No, he hands it to you with his sneeze hands. Thank you. Appreciate that. Why don't you keep it, though? Why don't you keep it? I know the coaster's different than the L, but train life was not for me. Oh, gosh. All right, so I told you, now there's a porn star, famous porn star linked to Anthony Weiner. We have the audio of that on the way.
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Lube, oil, and filter replacement for United States Armed Forces members and vets, including your immediate family. See your dealer for details. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. And now back to the Mikey Show. I'm also being told. I have no uterus. With Mikey. I know it's be different. It's not be perfect. Okay. There's a lot of theories on what happens with a dinosaur. Woods. Listen, girls like the aloof guy. I'm going to teach them how to be the aloof guy. Not the little P word that I was sometimes. Sienna. Is it not okay to even let my dog pee on the lawn anymore because I was feeling guilty about it? And Jay. I'm against first. On FM 94.9. Dana Carvey, 745. And if anybody's listening right now and you are a deep voice, you got a deep voice, we're going to do a deep voice contest at 8. Deepest, you know, Father's Day is this weekend, so deepest dad voice. How deep, how low can you go? This is as low as I can go. I can go this low. Sienna. I can go this low. Wow. I can go this low. This is about as low as I can go. I like that. It sounded kind of cool. The trick is to empty out all your air. Hey, that's not bad. That's a good trick. I never knew that.
Gather up as much air as possible for the high notes, empty out for the low notes. Wow. See, L.O.B., you know why L.O.B. knows this? She was an opera singer before. Nope. Oh, she and Matt like to role play. Oh. Oh, okay. You be me, I be you, or? Yep. Well, then, uh, no, uh, actually, she says in her recap today that yesterday, uh, her boyfriend, Matt Commerce, BFMC, Gave her a CD that teaches you how to speak in different accents. Wow. And so in her car this morning, she was a man speaking in a Scottish accent. And, you know, like all of us were. I'm sure we were all doing the same thing. Got to go over there. Get over there. Not bad. I like it. And is that all you got?
Listen to the words that I say. I like it. Thank you. I've been working on it. Maybe I borrow that CD. Yeah, me too. Can I have it too? Sure, I'll burn me a copy of it. Yeah, burn me a copy. Please do. The one that I try all the time at home, all the time, and I wish so bad I had it, is the Australian. And I just can't do it. It's on there. And it's embarrassing. It's on there. Let me hear your Australian. Mine? I can't. Try. Give me a saying. Good day, mate. G'day, mate. That was the other great start. How about g'day, mate? G'day, mate. Feast on this. How about g'day, mate? It's time to throw another shrimp on the barbie. G'day, mate. It's time to throw another shrimp on the barbie. That makes me want to blow my head off. It's the worst. G'day, mate. Look at Jay. He had this look of pride on his face. He said it. I got it. And then I looked at him and he was like, you know, feast on that. I got it. Yeah. How about that? Jay's the master of top of that. Beat that, man. Impersonations, what do you call it? Impressions? I can make my voice deeper. That was good. That was great. That was really good. And it was a bit of petering out. So 8 o'clock with that deep voice. Yeah. So we'll do the 8, yeah. 8 o'clock. We'll do the deep voice conference.
Maybe we'll do more music if you need it. Yeah, we'll do it. All right, so the latest is on Anthony Weiner is that a porn star named Ginger Lee is talking about how she had some involvement with Anthony Weiner. When I started interacting with Anthony Weiner, it was... Weiner. Anthony Weiner. If she had had just a regular... Colorado accent, we wouldn't have laughed. I know. Maybe. A little bit. A little bit, but not. There's something about that southern accent saying Wiener. Anthony. Wiener. Wiener. For politics, and once the electronic communication began, we did communicate on a fairly regular basis. However. Okay, here's my question, too. Because we know all this happened on Twitter. Here's the way that you direct message someone on Twitter.
You have to follow them and they have to follow you. Okay? I only follow people I'm interested in. Like I follow Miles McPherson at the Rock Church. I follow Mark Driscoll at Mars Hill in Seattle. I follow, and you can see who everybody follows, you know? Tommy Bahama. Yes. Tommy Bahama. Rachel Ray. Rachel Ray. Joy Behar. Whoopi Goldberg. Gallagher. Carrot Top is definitely... Carrot Top. You always retweet him. So you have to follow somebody and they got to follow you in order for you to be able to direct message each other. Now, if Woods is following someone, I can see who he follows. All I got to do is click on who he's following. What I want to know is, didn't anybody think it was odd that Wiener was following porn stars? And now, the college girl from Seattle, I get it.
I get it. And I think I know what he did. He probably just followed so many people that it was like, you know, I'm just his answer could be, well, I just follow everybody back. If they follow me, I follow them. Follow back, girl. You follow them. That's my bit. Yeah, I don't follow. I don't follow. I only follow people that I'm really because if I do follow everyone, then I don't get to see the stuff I'm interested in. It's modeled. It's so muddled you see and stuff I don't care about. I don't know who that is. And so if somebody named, you know, John Smith that I don't know is following me and I followed him. I don't. He says he's going to the store. I don't know you, bro. I'll do respect. I'll do respect John Smith. Right. I don't know you. But that dude, I think that's how he did it. I did not sext Anthony Weiner. Isolate. I did not send photos to him. Or receive any from him. Anytime that he would take our communications in a sexual direction, I did not reciprocate. In other words, he did take it in a sexual direction. Every time. When the scandal broke and people started emailing me, I didn't know what to do. I asked Congressman. No, seriously. I didn't know what to do. I didn't know how to click reply. I didn't know how to tap.
I didn't know how to do anything. I don't know how to tweet. I didn't know what to do. He asked me to lie about our communication. I put out a three-sentence communication that he told me to say. My statement to the press said, quote, I haven't met Representative Weiner. I follow him on Twitter because I support him and what he stands for. I have been hounded by his political opponents, but that has not changed my view of him and what he fights for. I didn't want to say anything further. I refused to lie, so I went silent and went into hiding. Why are you talking now? What's in it for you? Part of the reason I went silent was that he was someone that I respected politically, and I never thought what happened after that would happen. However, things kept getting worse. and he and I kept communicating about what I should do. Once it got to the point that he lied on national television, I knew that anything I said after that would either have to be a lie or an admission. I didn't want to do either. On June 2nd, he called me, and he told me what to say and do and how to deal with the mounting pressure from the press and how to handle it.
He told me if neither of us said anything over the weekend, the story would calm down and die. Wiener told you how to handle it, huh? That's interesting. I didn't mean it like that, and you know it. Didn't you? Kind of. People have asked me what my feelings are today about Representative Wiener. I think that Anthony Wiener should resign because he lied to the public and to the press for more than a week. It might have never turned into this if he had told the truth. But he kept lying. If you lied about this, I can't have much faith in him about anything else. She did a good job. Did she? She's a former porn star and a current stripper. You know, Gloria Allred by her side. No. Yes. Yes. This was at a press conference in New York yesterday. She, her attorneys, Gloria Allred. Although discussions at first were about politics. There she is. Sometimes he would try to take it to another level.
mentioning his, quote, package, end quote. Really? First of all, what kind of creep? Okay, and I don't even have to finish that. But then second of all, calls it a package, you know? Like, you know? I mean, I guess, I guess. I mean, what are you going to call it? Be classy. Call it your junk. Yeah, I guess what are the options? Your boys? Peace? How about you don't talk about your junk? His privates? Jonathan? Genitals? Johnson. She doesn't want to hear about... Women, I don't think, get turned on when you talk about your junk. I don't think so. And I mean, even if you're married, fellas, you might get turned on, guys, if your wife talks about her stuff, but girls, they're not interested in that. They don't want to hear that. That's not sexy to them, I don't think. I could be wrong. Am I wrong, CNN and L.O.B.?
Isn't it kind of gross? Wouldn't you rather hear something else? Isn't something else sexy to you? Well, yeah, there's other things that are sexy, but I think at times it's a big deal if you're married and you love the person. I know, but really? Wouldn't it be funny? Is it funny or is it actually sexy? I'm being sincere. It's both. It's funny and sexy. Funny more than sexy. Yes. But it can be at times sexy. I'm just... Listen. Everybody's got their dynamic. I don't text Rebecca about that. I just don't. Should. No. Nah. More like, I think actions would be better than pictures. No, yeah, no pictures. I'm not talking about pictures. Well, certainly not pictures. But just even talking about your quote-unquote package. But it appears that he understood from her responses or lack of them.
that she didn't want to go there and have that type of conversation. I thought he was talking about he's going to send me like a UPS type thing. A care package. He said package. At first I was like, okay, I would like something. Yeah, I mean, I thought any day there'd be like graham crackers. T-shirt. I was going to the door every day looking for the FedEx man. Hello. Winner for Senator T-shirt. Something in a package. Maybe some bumper stickers I could hand out the next PTA meeting. Yep. I kept telling people, any day we're going to have crackers, beef jerky, a bunch of stuff to read, you know, stuff from my dorm room. I thought when he said package, it meant care package. And so, just like anybody, I was like, oh, well, it's good he's coming. Fire away. I was really holding out for some Capri Suns, actually. Capri Suns. I was really hoping. I told him in several, several tweets that I love Capri Suns. L-O-B, Woods, Sienna, you all went to college.
Okay. But Sienna, you didn't go out of town. No, I went to San Diego State. You did, right, LOB? I did, yeah. So did you, right, Woods? A few times. Woods, what is in a great college care package from home? Dude. Describe it. All right. Cash, like 40, 60 bucks. There's actual cash, like in an envelope? Yeah, in an envelope or a card. Okay. In the care package. My mom used to send Hello Dolly's, which is a dessert that I've brought to you guys before. Delicious. That's how it started. Banana nut bread. In every care package, I had a loaf of banana nut bread. A couple gift cards for groceries. And a little dough. In an envelope. Yeah, and it all come in a FedEx box. My mom was the raddest. I got one probably every other week. L.O.B., what was in the perfect...
Did you get care packages? Yeah, but now I'm getting all that middle child feelings back. You're like, oh, great. I didn't get anything like that, and it certainly didn't come every other week. What'd you get? I felt like mac and cheese, especially Easy Mac for a college kid, was right on the money. A bunch of Top Ramen. So they would send you food? Yeah, a bunch of food, some magazines. Sometimes my mom would put newspaper clippings from people from my hometown doing stuff in there. Gift certificates for the grocery store. I definitely got those. I fell in love with Rebecca when she sent me a care package. That's when I fell in love. It was a big box. I opened it up. She had knitted me slippers. I was going into the hospital to have gastric bypass surgery. She knitted me slippers. She put various magazines. She put beef jerky. She put all these... So many jokes we could say right now. You know, sometimes people can give you food. You're fat. Sad face. That's not a happy face for sure. Make it worse. She's trying to live. Give me food. She gave me.
Sweet. I want tacos and burritos. You can't really send those, Mike, in a care package. I didn't say that, L.O.B. That was a clip that Jay played. For goodness sake. I want you to think about these right now. As you're driving in your car, I'm going to name some things and we're going to play this little game. As you're driving in your car or you're at work, I want you to imagine following smells. Browning hamburger meat with garlic in it in your house or apartment. How about chicken drumsticks when they're coming off the grill and they kind of have that stick where they just stick just a little bit, but they're just caramelized and crispy and they just... You can't wait to bite the whole head off of the thing. You just have to have it. It burns your mouth. But it's going to taste so good. It's going to crunch. It's going to crunch. Sunday morning, you walk out of your room and you smell...
pancakes with butter melting on it. And you can smell the butter melting on it. So it's the mixture of the right out of the pan pancake with the butter melting on it. I'm going to give a preemptive... What about tortillas with... I didn't even say it. What about a hot tortilla with butter... Mantequilla. Is that how you say butter? Yeah. How about a hot tortilla with... butter. Just smell that. How about smelling vanilla ice cream melting over a brownie? What that smells like. A hot brownie with vanilla ice cream melting on it. With the two smells together. How about you open up the oven and the smell of freshly baked biscuits comes wafting out. And you can't wait because you're going to pour
What are you going to put? You're going to put butter on it. Butter and honey. Honey. Gravy. Grape jelly. Gravy. How about this one? Now, this one's only going to apply to the guys and some lesbians. The smell of chicken wings, fries, beer, nets. Sounds like Hooters to me. You had me until the end. Smells like Hooters. I'm all the way in. And I smell good? Oh, yeah. All of it together? Why do you think I love Hooters? Oh, it's a loose. What about the smell of biting? Right when you bite into fried chicken, and I'm talking about homemade fried chicken, you're biting into it and that, oh my gosh, you can smell the pepper. Smell the pepper. If you go that way, you can smell the cayenne, a little bit of cayenne pepper in there. It's a little spicy smell. Salty a little bit. How about the smell?
of eggs cooking in the same pan that you just made bacon in. That's good. Best. Throw a little coffee smell on top of that. Some coffee in there. It's done. In the background. Oh, yeah. And imagine you're camping and you smell that. Oh, yeah. So there's a little smell of firewood and it's cold. Smell of brisk. Yeah. Yes. It smells like clean. Clean. Clean. Maybe a little bit of the lake out there. Oh, yeah. But it's barely detectable, but it's in there. It's one of the notes that's in there. What about the smell when you take a knife and you're cutting into garlic bread? Ow, it's burning. Ow, it's burning your hands, and you're cutting in that garlic bread, and you've got to get a towel almost. But you're cutting it, and you smell the bread and the butter and the garlic coming from that. What about? Peppers and onions grilling on a griddle. Only good things are going to happen. Only good things. Only good things are coming. You know that. If you're smelling peppers and onions. It's a prelude to something great. What about the smell of right when you walk into the strip club? Just you. It smells disgusting. What about the smell when you're driving by a dairy farm?
What about when you go by a bar at like 10 o'clock in the morning and you smell a stale beer on the floor? What about at Coachella when you're in line to use the restroom? Outdoors. Going the other way. What if you go and watch somebody that you love run a 5K or at the finish line giving them a hug? We miss any? 570-195. I love those exercises, you know. Just imagine. Wait till I tell you what they were just giving a survey to 7th graders about. It has to do with sex. And some of you may like this. Some of you, well, you won't like it. But you may be okay with it. Some of you may not. What do you think about a see-through shirt? Jay will tell you. Because he had an experience that he's not soon going to forget. And we'll tell you all about it.
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This report brought to you by Carfax. Shopping for a used car this spring. Get a free Carfax vehicle history report from reputable dealers nationwide. Just say, show me the Carfax. You can always go to Carfax.com. Well, it looks like the 8 westbound ramp to the 163 southbound. There's an accident there. A car hit the center divider. They're going the wrong way in the left lane. Also, the 163 northbound after Washington Street. Two car crash. They have moved that off the freeway. Escondido's pretty much stop and go right now. The 5 southbound between the 78 Center City Parkway. It's slow in the teens. This report brought to you by Check Into Cash. Check Into Cash offers title loans with the lowest rate guarantee. Switch to Check Into Cash. Visit CheckIntoCash.com. Time for details, loans made pursuant to a Department of Up Corporation's California Finance Lenders Law License. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. KBCT San Diego, a Lincoln Financial radio station. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I don't have a best friend. I don't trust you. I have trust issues. Lauren. Am I what? Like feminine and girly. Eh, not really. I guess I can when I want to be. Woods. Nobody is more passionate about donuts than me.
Sienna. I'm a ring person. I love gems. And Jay. If you need that person, I'm there to do it for you. On FM 94.9. Mustang from El Cajon. Yes, this is a good smell. Tell everybody what it is. That smell, that sweet burning smell of race fuel out of an old muscle car. Oh, yeah. Racetrack on. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Smell of fuel. Love it. Thank you. In terms of smells, that's a good one. Mikey Show, this is M1 Ron from San Diego. What did you got? Fresh baked apple pie. That's real good. Only thing I'd add to that is maybe some ice cream melting next to it. Of course you would. How about cocoa butter, like the girl with the sunscreen on the beach? Dude, dude, a woman with cocoa butter on her skin. That's up there with Cinnabon.
That's up there with Cinnabon. There's no doubt about it. Those two smells. Tan. Girl skin with cocoa butter on it. Remember that growing up? Big player in high school was girls that washed their hair with Pantene. Pantene was a huge player. Humongous player. Herbal essences used to get me too in college. Real good. We have breaking news, right Sienna? Yep. Representative Anthony Weiner is planning to resign from Congress in the wake of a sexting scandal. Yeah, this is just breaking right now. His district right now includes parts of Queens and Brooklyn, and he just couldn't take it. Not anymore. That is good news. Yes. Yeah, Weiner's going down.
You silly sausage. What else is going on? Also, I want to welcome home the U.S. aircraft carrier Carl Vinson. They came home yesterday, and they just came back from the seven-month deployment that included the burial of Osama bin Laden at sea, along with some other missions. What's going on in sports? Well, sports is brought to us today by our friends at Frank's Red Hot. Frank's Red Hot. Yeah, well, this is what it sounded like last night in the Stanley Cup Finals. It's over. It's an original six Stanley Cup for Boston. The Bruins are NHL champions. Where'd it happen? In Vancouver. And not only did the Bruins win the Stanley Cup for the first time since 1972, well, they rioted in Vancouver. And I mean rioted, man. So they were upset. Yeah, they were pissed. They were upset that their team lost, so they rioted. Yeah, they were flipping cars, lighting cars on fire. They were looting. There were assaults. There were assaults on police officers. It was... Mayhem in Vancouver last night. Do you know why that surprises me? And I'm being serious. I thought that...
Canadians were like low crime. Yeah, like more passive a little bit. Yeah, but not when it comes to hockey, I don't guess. Yeah, and also the Padres lost again 6-3 to the Rockies. They also designated first baseman Jorge Cantu for assignment, essentially cutting him from the team. And Matt Latos pitched pretty well last night, and you can hear him after the game when they're talking to him. You can tell he's very frustrated. Cut to. Really? Compelling. That is rich audio. Wow. Nothing there. Well-spoken man. Nothing there. Well, take my word for it. The guy's frustrated. Thank you, Wizzy. A couple of things. First of all, yesterday we mentioned on the air that a former listener of mine, P1 Diet Cokehead, was listening again. And there may be some other former P1s.
that are listening again. Doesn't necessarily mean they're an M1 yet, but for those of you that are listening again, just want to say, welcome back. Looking forward to meeting you. Listen to the words. A couple of things have changed since you've been gone. One is that we used to have a promotion director over at Rock 105 named Jay Isbell. He's now the producer of The Mikey Show, and one of his responsibilities is making sure that I get my texts each day. And here's today's texts. Mikey, Jay is my guiding light and the wind beneath my wings. That's M1RDDragon. Mikey, forget Charlie Sheen. Jay, the true Adonis DNA. That's M1TriffDog from Reno, Nevada. You're welcome. This next text says, Mikey, Jay is the only guy I know that can count to infinity twice. That's M1Sanjaya. Really, Sanjaya? Yes. Thank you, Sanjaya.
And then this one says, Mikey, let Ryan hang out with Jay, the greatest dad in the world. Oh, my gosh. And he will teach him to be a man. That's M1J fan. Wow. Jay now has his own Facebook fan page. He does? Happy birthday. He didn't do it. Didn't you? I didn't. I don't know who did. It's called Jay Isbell number one. No, it's not. It is. No, it's not. This is real? It's real. In fact, I've seen the person post on our Facebook page. If you have never visited our Facebook page, we invite you to join it. It's a cool place to hang out. And it's facebook.com slash Mikey Show, M-I-K-E-Y S-H-O-W. We invite you to go to that page and like it. And yeah, there is somebody that's on the page and I don't know who it is, but they call themselves J. Isbell number one. And they've listed themselves as a fictional character. Because you can't believe it's so real. Right now. Sorry. What? I can't believe it's so real. Can't believe it's so real.
Right now, 12 people are liking the page. Oh, 12. New page. Give it a chance. How do you know so much about it? Kim made it. His wife, Kim. It's Jasper's school project. That's right. The project was create a fan page that's awesome. For your famous dad. For your famous father. And it did. He's the only one in the class that had that assignment because I'm the only one that's famous. Dana Carvey will be on the show at 745. We're going to do a deepest voice contest at 8, so guys that have a deep voice, get ready. I can't wait for that. I know, I want to hear it. So, okay. A school survey was done of 7th graders on the topic of what, Sienna? Oral sex. Wow. Now, I'm okay with this if they asked the parents. That's all I want. I just want a heads up. They didn't.
It was Memorial Middle School in Massachusetts, 6th to 8th grade. And there was required children to complete a graphic sex survey without parental knowledge or consent. It included questions about sexual partners, if you've had any, and details about oral sex, questions if they've participated in that. What was the point? Well, a civil liberties organization... filed the complaint with the U.S. Department of Education. But the point that the principal says that it wasn't optional. It's part of a grant that they applied for. And the district said you have to administer the survey, I guess, just to know it's a youth risk behavior study, just to know what kids are up to. What I'm wondering is, is it the school district? Is it the county? Is it the state? Is it the who? You know, who? Because it's the school, this one school. And by the way, like I said. As a parent, I just want a heads up, man. Yeah, I want to know. I just want a heads up. And, you know, I didn't know. I thought it was about oral sex. I thought it was a couple of questions. If it's like a real graphic deal, you know, I just want to, I just want to, as a parent, I want a heads up on like what my kid's going to see, what my kid's going to be asked, all that stuff. Like, I just want a heads up. Well, right. And so did all these parents who are furious because some of the questions were.
Things like suicide, drug use, sexual behavior. Have you ever had oral sex? And, you know, a lot of these kids that are taking it don't even know what that is. Really? Seventh grade? They don't know what it is? No, I believe they do. I think a lot of them don't. They do now. No, okay. They did. It goes down a whole list, including birth control pills, condoms. One of the answers to one of the questions is withdrawal. Oh, wow. You know, they say here, adults know what this is, but kids have to imagine or go online to find out what that means. I mean, it's just graphic language that is not needed. Jay, you're as liberal as it gets. Right. What do you think? I think the parents should get. Oh, my God. You're 13, approximately. Yeah. You know what's going on at 13. I didn't. They're different now. Have you ever, okay, the question is, have you ever had oral sex? Oh, that ain't the only question. But, I mean, that's the one she uses as a reference. That's the only one she could read on the air. So now she's like, oh, the people are like, oh, I've got to look up what oral sex is. Really? You have to, you know, give me a break. So what you're saying, though, Jay, is that as a parent, if you're not notified of this, you're cool with that. I'm cool with that. Education, educating these kids and finding out what they're into is most important. So now you go to the parents and you ask them the question.
Can they take this test? Oh, well, we want to know what questions are going to be on the test. Okay, well, you can't ask them that. You can't ask them that. You can't ask them that. So those kids don't ever get to have the questions asked. I mean, they're the ones that live in it now. I mean, kids 13, sad as it is, they're having sex at younger than that. Not all of them. Let me ask you a question. But a lot of them are. Let me ask you a question. If they are teaching in a public school, a public school, what homosexuality is, and they say that it's not okay. And that it's a bad thing morally. Would people be up in arms about that? Absolutely. Absolutely they would. And I think that the opposite should be true too. If they teach in a school what homosexuality is and that it's okay. You're crazy. You should be just as, you know, both ways. So the kid that's got questions about his sexuality should be. driven into a corner so he has no clue all of this stuff to me is like hey let parents and don't say to me well some don't some do it's still the parents thing like i don't think that this needs to be a school thing i think education across the across the board is a good thing well if it is power and if it is that's fine but if it is
All I'm asking is, hey, give me a heads up, will you? One of the questions asked students what method they used to prevent pregnancy during their last sexual encounter. Holy cow. So if you're a kid and you're not doing this stuff, you're thinking. You're bummed. Whoa, I should be doing it. I'm a dork. Behind the curve. I'm a dork. My last sexual encounter, I haven't even had one. I guess I'm behind. I can't put anything here. I'm a nerd. Yeah. M1 Sasquatch is on the line from Oceanside. Are you there, Sasquatch? There we go. Go ahead. I just wanted to let you guys know there's a Kinsey report out. I don't know if you ever heard about it. It's back before the sex in this country was real big when it was frowned upon to even touch yourself or anything like that. There's a movie out called Kinsey, but Mikey, I don't recommend watching it because it does show some graphic things. But there's a book out that's called The Kinsey Report. Yeah, Liam Neeson played Kinsey. And what is The Kinsey Report? It's all about sex. The Kinsey Report was a doctor that he went through and he wanted to know the actual, what people really did in their sex life. Because he grew up as a preacher's son. And his dad was like, no, don't touch yourself. It's against the Bible and all that stuff. Well, he was really, he wanted to see what people really were doing. Are you there?
No, stop. Jay, put your shirt on. Yeah, it's an old report. It's an old report, but fascinating. M1 Riches from Sorrento Valley. Good morning. This is killing me. It is hurting my gut just listening to this. You know, my daughter, she's eight, and she knows what sex is. She straight up told me, Mom, I know what it is. This is what it is. This is what a boy does, and this is what a girl does. So she knows and she's eight. But still, the whole report kills me. Get parental involvement. I would have let my child take the survey, no problem. But I think that the parents should have known and the parents should have been advised. My oldest is four. He's going to be five in September. I'm going to teach him about sex soon. I'm going to teach him about sex soon. I mean, there's no reason he shouldn't know about sex and what it is. And I want to be able to instill in him.
what my moral values are and what i believe his moral value should be once he gets old enough he's gonna have his own moral values anyway because my parents they instilled their moral values on me and when i got older i did my thing you know but that's what we do as parents we're supposed to lead our kids and we're supposed to you know we're supposed to lead our kids well the problem i think with the whole deal man is that you can't i actually i do have a problem i kind of lean towards jay in the fact that you can't involve parents in the curriculum of schools. If you do it there for health, right? Let's say a dad thinks that Tom Sawyer's offensive. You've got to run everything by these parents. In fact, that's a good point. And here's my answer to that. That's a great point. My answer to that is that I believe that there is an overall and very broad spectrum that we can look at is
when it comes to things that are questionable. Let's give the parents a heads up. Now, I think that we can easily distract and try to argue that by going, oh, but I don't know. No, we don't really have to do that. If we're using a clear and sober mind, I think we know exactly what is questionable and what isn't. Talking about withdrawal and when's the last time you performed oral sex, I think that falls under the category of a letter home. talking about tom sawyer i think we're okay to what extent though well you know what extent i think we're okay you know i think we're okay well the the bottom line is in this day and age now when i was in seventh grade yeah we knew about it but you know how we knew about it through health class i mean they we had an exercise where we could write any question we wanted to put it in a fishbowl and they would answer it and i mean any question yep the filthier the better
I never had anything like that. Did your parents know? Did they tell your parents they were going to do this? No, my parents had no idea. But you know what it taught us? It taught us a lot of stuff that we didn't know and a lot of bad stuff that we didn't know could happen to us. Now, again, I'm not saying that I'm necessarily against it. I want a heads up. How much of a heads up? Do you want to see the questions before? How is that not appropriate? How is it possible? In what world can you tell? We got all the questions. We're going to send them out to the parents. Let the parents approve. Okay. Joe doesn't want us to ask the kids that, so we're not going to ask that one. No, no, that's not what I'm saying. You can ask all those questions. Dude, you can put on there some gnarly, even gnarly as you can think of it, okay? And I see what the questions are, and I just decide whether or not my kid's going to be there for that. That's all. That's all I want. And your kid's probably the kid who needs it the most. No, no. See, again, that's you. projecting your deal on me. Your kids, you want your kids to get asked about withdrawal and anal and everything? Go ahead. Seriously. I mean, all I want is the opportunity to go, you know what? I think I'm going to talk about anal with my kid myself. Right. Sex is one thing, but that's oral sex and stuff like that. They don't need to know about in seventh grade. Listen, man, if that's a part of the curriculum. I didn't. And as a parent, what I don't ever want is somebody telling me, we're going to do something and you can't do anything about.
Who, as a parent, ever wants that? They do it already. Hey, listen, and that's where I have an issue. I have an issue. There's a lot of that stuff. I just go, hey, should we really be doing that? Now, somebody agrees with Jay on this. M1 Jesse from Mira Mesa. Hi, good morning, you guys. Hi. I was telling him that I went to California school my whole life. I know this is in Massachusetts, but in all of my years of going to school here in California, the only sex ed week. ever had was one week in eighth grade we carried on a flower sack that was supposed to be a baby and we had to name it and put clothes on it and carry on a sack of 10 pounds. Really? They weren't talking about withdrawal and the last time you had oral? You know what? The only reason I support it is because I have a nine-year-old who's in third grade, mind you, who comes home and she can tell you things that I would never come out of my mouth, but that's today's day and age. Well, wait a minute. Wait a minute, Jessie. Here's my question to you. What you've proved to me, what you've given evidence of is that at a very young age, kids are hearing about very graphic stuff. You've proven that. OK, what I want to submit to you is that the answer to that is not necessarily. So the conclusion that we should make from that is that schools should teach them as graphic of stuff as possible. No, what it teaches them is you should teach them as graphic of stuff as possible before the kids are getting to them.
And I mean, as soon as they understand what a telewagger is, you can talk. Yeah. She knows that she can come and talk to me about anything. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's a difference. Hold on, hold on, hold on. But when she knows that not only can she come talk to me about it, but that other kids are thinking it and other kids are experiencing it and that they can even have an open forum at school, I think it's almost, it can be very graphic, yes, but it can be a positive open forum. My kid is, all my kids are going to know, A, You could talk to me about the grossest, gnarliest, nastiest stuff. Oh, no, no, no. But my kid, I'm talking five years old. My kid's going to know that he can talk to me about any of that stuff. But what he's also going to know is as much as I feel the child is able to comprehend, I'm going to teach them as young as I can what stuff is. And the reason that I am is I don't want them going to school. And, you know, I want it coming from me. And it is going to happen. I know it is. You know what they're going to say? They're going to be able to go, actually, no, that's not the way it goes on. My dad taught me. Let me tell you. Yeah, and that makes you a good dad. But there's a lot of dads that aren't good dads. A lot of dads are afraid to have that convo. There's my parents. I have an amazing relationship with my mom. But as a kid, I would never open my mouth to her. I'm not kidding you. She never knew when I got my first kiss. She didn't know anything. If I was having sex, I'd put myself on birth control going to something.
I never had that relationship with my mom until I was an adult and a parent, and then I became, I have a really good relationship with my mom. Real quickly, because we're very late. I get what you're saying, and I appreciate the call. Here's what I want to say, and we could keep, you know, because... Phones are blowing up. 5701-949. What you think your kids, should they be, you know, allowed to the schools, teach them whatever they want? You don't have a say in it. Or do you think you should? 5701-949. You can text 949mikey at gmail.com. But this is what I want to say. This is what a man, to me, in my mind, okay, this is one man's opinion. But to me, a man talks to their kid. He says, here's what this is. And I mean, you tell them as graphically as possible, but clinically what it means. And you don't leave anything up to the kids at school. You tell them exactly what it is. Far too often as parents, we want to mimic the way that we grew up. If my dad didn't talk to me about oral, I'm not going to talk to my kid about it. Wrong. Talk to them. That's all I'm saying.
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Dana Carvey coming up. Eight o'clock, we're going to do the deepest voice on a dude. Father's Day this weekend, so we'll do the deepest voice. So, Sienna, update us again. Tell us, reset this for us. Seventh grade, which is 12 years old. Yeah, a middle school in Massachusetts, Memorial Middle School. All of the students were required to complete a graphic sex survey with... survey without parental knowledge or consent. Some of the questions on there included birth control pills, condoms. One of the answers to a question was withdraw. That's all I'm going to say. Have you ever had oral sex? Stuff like that. And this survey was funded by a federal grant and in coordination with Centers for Disease Control. Okay. Now, they did not tell the parents that they were going to be asking these questions. Right. Now, Jay says that's okay. All education in terms of that is good. Yep. I say I want a heads up. What do you say? 570-1949. M1 Josh from San Marcos. Yeah, hey, Mikey. I completely agree with you when you were talking earlier about, you know, wanting to be the primary conduit through which your kids learn about these things. And the caller prior to that had mentioned something about, you know, a third grade age.
do you as a father wish to maintain the sanctity of your child's innocence as opposed to exposing them to these aspects of, you know, sexuality? And then you also have, you know, you have things like violence that come into that. So I guess my question is, when do you decide when it's okay to take those aspects of innocence away from your child simply to give them a knowledge of something? as a means of avoiding it coming from somebody else. Okay, well, here's where I believe that the first error is. The first error is believing that to have knowledge of sex is ruining one's innocence. And that isn't true at all, because there's nothing bad about sex. Sex is in no way bad. What's happened is, is that we've made it something that's bad. But it isn't bad at all. And my kid is going to hear all about it. OK, and there's all kinds of different forms of it. And some of it is really, really kinky. And he's going to hear about all my three boys. They're going to hear about all of it from me before they hear about it from school. Now, what they're also going to hear from me is when you get married, that's when I say you do all this stuff. And I mean all of it. You can do any of it. I mean, that woman that you marry, guys.
She is going to be available to you for anything. And the same with you. You will be available to her for anything. She wants something. Let me tell you guys something. She wants you to blindfold yourself and swing from some sort of a trapeze. That's what I want you to do for her. For example. For example. All right. Does that then also extend to all the other things? Sure. Absolutely. what age it is okay and acceptable for you personally to withdraw the veil of innocence and say, hey, guess what, kids? Rather than hearing about it at school, I'm going to tell you about all these things. And the veil of innocence, I think, is an interesting concept, okay? The veil of innocence. I don't think that knowledge in and of itself is muddling innocence. I think that to...
perform acts of sex, rape, or violence on a kid. That is what ruins a child's innocence, but not knowledge. Knowledge doesn't ruin a child's innocence. And for me, it's going to be, well, when do I think my kid's capable of understanding it? I do not have, and my wife and I do not have penned somewhere. Well. Today is December 17th, 2014. This is the day we decided we were going to talk about rape. So, of course, we don't have it penned out that way. We will take the opportunity to do it when the thing comes up. And there's obviously, obviously there's going to be things that are going to be heard about before I have a chance to get to it. I mean, that's life. You can't control all of it. But what I'm saying is, is that as a parent. I don't want government running my parenting. I can't wait to have that conversation. To have what conversation? The conversation with your boys about sex. Because I've had the conversation. Yeah. Yeah. Get ready. Hey, dude. I mean, if the point is it's going to be uncomfortable. I'm not saying it's uncomfortable for you. The kids want to run out of the room screaming. Oh, I don't care. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't care. They don't want to hear from you. Listen, there's a lot of things that my kids aren't going to want to hear from me.
There's a lot of things. It's called being a parent. Yeah. But, I mean, you think it sounds really good right now. But wait, when you try to go and have that conversation with them, it's not as easy as you think. That's why our parents didn't do it to us. They didn't want to tell us anything. No, I get it. They wanted us to figure it out. I get it. And we did the whole thing. We bought the book. We laid the whole thing out for them. Like, hey, this is what's going to go on. This is, you know, don't, don't, don't. You know, these are the things that are going to happen. And they literally don't want to hear it. I will tell you this. There are things right now. that i talked to jake about that he's just not interested i can tell he's not interested and i stop him and i go bub listen and rebecca will go listen to dad and i will hammer it and he's gonna have it hammered from the time that he was a little kid he's gonna have that stuff hammered into his head and i don't necessarily like it even now now i know that when you're talking about that when you're talking about real graphic sexual stuff it's gonna change it's gonna change and
Jay, you're right. But in my world, I got one shot at this. I have one shot at creating three men, not P words, not mama's boys, but men. I got one shot at raising men. And that's what I'm going to do. And if I don't like it, I don't care. I'm going to raise men. And that means. telling them what they're going to do. This is the way you treat a woman. This is the way you don't treat a woman. My dad did a lot of that stuff. There's a lot of that stuff my dad didn't do. And I wish that my dad would have said to me, I actually do. I actually wish that my dad would have said, you're going to hear the word blowjob. And I'm going to teach you. I want you to know, before you start hearing that stuff in school, I need you to know what these things are. I wish he'd have said that to me. I'd have had a stronger bond and relationship with my dad. And he could have said that to me, by the way, at five. Because I knew what it was at five. I knew what it was at five. You had older brothers, you had kids in the neighborhood. Had older brothers and stuff going on, you know? So is your beef, you don't want your kids to hear about it?
From other kids or even the school? Dude, I don't want government involved in parenting. I don't want government involved in all of that stuff. I want to parent my kid. I don't want the government doing it for me. You can. They're just providing backup. Yeah, you just said knowledge. And I said, and like I said, if that's what the school's going to do, heads up. You just want to know. Because I want to be able to parent how I want to parent, meaning that I want to be able to go, well, guess what? So here's the curriculum? We want you to come in. We need you to go over this entire book that we're going to go over. It's like a five-week process, and we need you to learn all this and let us know what we can do better. Sure, sure, no problem. I tell you what, is it okay if the kid brings the curriculum home to me, or do I need to come in? Yeah, if you could just come in, I need you to go over the whole thing. And then if you could just highlight the pages, just highlight the pages you don't like. No, no, no. I'm not going to highlight anything, because if I don't like something on there, guess who's not coming to school that day? Oh, so your kid's not coming to school? I guess we're going to have to report you to the Child Protective Services. Mike, if you've had the conversation already, why do you care? Maybe I won't. Maybe I won't. Maybe I look at that curriculum and I go, hey, I don't have a problem with that. He knows what it is. I don't have a problem with that. I guarantee you don't have a problem with it. Listen, again, I don't have a problem with things that have to do with sex. I don't. What I do have a problem with, and this is the stuff on the air too, I don't personally.
And you guys know the way that I run the Mikey show. Everybody on the Mikey show is free to be them. That's why you hear Jay say some kind of creepy stuff. But that's Jay and I love Jay and Jay gets to be Jay. And everybody gets to be them. Me personally, I don't want to make a joke out of it and stuff like that or whatever. And so I want to have the opportunity with my kids to first of all, I want to legislate morality. I don't want the government doing it with my kid. I don't want the government legislating morality with my boys. I want to do that. Secondly, if there's going to be a curriculum, I may be totally cool with that salacious, no doubt about it, controversial curriculum. I want to take a look. Hey, listen, Mike. We're going to talk to your kids about something called, if you've got kids listening right now, Right now is the time to turn the radio down for the next five seconds. 69. We're going to teach them. Okay, I want the opportunity to be able to do that stuff. And let me tell you, I do not have a problem. I don't have a problem. And the reason that I don't have a problem is, and I said this, Woods heard me say this yesterday. For me, all of this stuff, it's not about today. It isn't about today.
It's about a lifetime of a kid who's going to grow up to be a man. And I am the one that has the biggest decision making in terms of what kind of man. So that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Sure. We're going to have Dana right now. I love this stuff. Lots of people are calling about it. I love this stuff. And, man, I do, you know, I'm cool with, you know, what everybody has to say in terms of opposition and all that. Is that Dana? Right on. Dana Carvey? Hi, Jay. How are you? This is Mikey, actually. Mikey? We're having a Jay Isbell. Jay Isbell. He's our producer. Oh, okay. So I have a sheet of paper. That's interesting. No, no. Jay, he's going to be the guy that's going to answer, but we're on the air. We knew you were calling right now, so you're on the air. That's good. and gentlemen. There you go. Dana Carvey, by the way, he's going to be at Saquon on Friday, tomorrow. Yeah, it looks like a really cool theater out there. I was looking for small theaters to play so I can try to be funny. Dude, let me tell you, Dana, this looks cool, man, because you get to see it, and it ain't bad, $45 or $55, and it's at Saquon.com. That's where you can go if you want to get the tickets, and we're talking about Dana Carvey, and so that's a
Dang good price, man. Thanks, Mike. You're very welcome. Yeah, you know, you don't want to, in this economy, you know, sometimes your agent calls and goes, you'll get this much money, and then you show up, it's like a $150 ticket. You're like, what the hell? You're playing it for six people. Right. You know, check the economy. Hey, you know, I was looking over, you know, in preparation for your... uh, in preparation for you coming on the air, I'm looking at your stuff. And for most of us, I'm 41. And for most of us in that age group, Dana Carvey is, he is our, the soundtrack of our life. You know, Wayne's world. You're right. I'm sorry to interrupt. I just figured that out at one point, because when I went back to SNL, people between 35 and 41, 42 were in the age group of like 12 to 18, 19. when I was on the show. So I get that, and I figured out my biggest fan, singular person, in North America is Ben Affleck. Wow. Is Ben Affleck. Because he's just the perfect day. No, I'm kidding. Yeah, it could be. So, all right. Dana, I'm sure you've never been asked this. May I give you some names? I give them to you. You do the voice. Sure. Tom Brokaw. This is Tom Brokaw.
I just had a six-pack of Miller Alive there. He needed oxygen during the Winter Olympics because of his speech impediment and those kinds of sporting events. And today we're going to watch the second round of the double. I love it. Every time I think I'm exaggerated, his voice, he comes on TV as well. It's like not exaggerated enough. Bill Cosby. I'll give you just a sense of him. Al Gore. Al Gore. This planet is getting hot. Michael J. Fox. Michael J. Fox. Oh, my God. Mallory. In 20 years. Thank you. Casey Kasem. This is Casey Kasem.
I'm 107. I like to count down the amount of medication that I need to keep myself alive. And number one is Prozac. Number two with a bullet is Lipitor. Jay Leno. Jay Leno. Yeah, it's fine. You know, it's great. I mean, you know, you'll be friends. You know, you just do a gig. You make some money. Yeah, your head's on fire. Eventually, you know, your head gets on fire. You know, it's just flames. It's not a big deal. Dennis Miller. I'm going to be doing all the chips for the radio. More hoops than a Navy seal. Regis Philbin. Anyway, are you ready for this? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's so good. Representative Wiener tweeted his Wiener. You understand? Oh, my God. Wiener tweeted his Wiener. He tweeted his Wiener. You understand? If your name's Wiener, you don't tweet your Wiener. You understand? Kevin doesn't understand. Kelly doesn't understand. Nobody understands. You understand? I got two more for you. Gary Shandling. I'm touching my ass.
And the last one is Robin Williams. Oh, right now there's a man going, oh, there's a new movie called The Fruit Fly. Help me. Oh, that's great. Oh, that's great. That's great. Now, Dana, now, you're going to be at Saquon tomorrow night, 8 o'clock, and tickets are $45 and $55. Saquon.com. S-Y-C-U-A-N.com. That was really fun. And, well, wait a minute. We're not done. Unless you have to go. me the run of impressions. I have questions for you, too. Here's my thing. People love you so much. What do you get from people? What is the single most popular thing that people bring up to you in terms of your stuff when they see you on the street? That's a good question. It can change sometimes.
Boy, that's a close one between Garth and the church lady. And then it'd be even now George Ford Sr. and Hans and Franz, in that order, I think. But because the church lady with Justin Bieber, which I did on the show, now lately people are mentioning, hey, you're the church lady, but, you know, maybe it'll go back to Garth. But I did ask Justin Bieber, how do you know me? And he goes, you're Garth. And I go, okay, Biebs. That's great. in my face, don't get up in my grill, babe. He was a nice kid. Dana Carvey's on the line. Hey, Dana, what is the weirdest thing that somebody's asked you to do in terms of like, hey, will you call my mom in this voice? What's the weirdest thing? Boy, there is a lot of phone calls. Once I was in a crowded restaurant and a guy, it wasn't really weird, but he kind of, I was just having dinner with my wife. And he says, it's my wife's birthday. It was way, really a big restaurant. It's over there. In 10 minutes, will you go over there, get behind her chair, sneak and pop up and then sing happy birthday to her. Oh, wow. I remember thinking to my wife, I'm having dinner and now I have a job. Oh, wow. Oh, my. What did you. How do you say no to that? Like, how do you how do you in a very cool way be like, you know.
I have a hard time saying no. I want to make everyone happy. I probably did go over and do it. Oh, my gosh. You know, sometimes if I'm in, when my kids were little and I'm somewhere with them, you know, I would just say, let's keep walking, you know, because I don't want to make a fuss. And I'm luckily in that no man's land between recognizability and non-recognizability. So I can put a baseball cap on. pierce my jaw and make my mouth look like Mickey Rourke. Yeah. From the nose down. Right. And if I don't shave, then I can go to Disneyland. That's great. That's awesome. That's great. I'm pretty lucky, but that would be, you know, I get all kinds of crazy requests. But, you know, one of the funniest things that happened recently was in a supermarket. A woman taps me on the shoulder, looks at me, squints her eyes. She's like in her 70s part. She goes. Am I looking at Dana Carvey? Am I looking at Dana Carvey? I said, take it easy, it's Regis Phil, but you understand I look better without my makeup. That's fantastic. Regis all of a sudden, I just love that rhythm. Hey, you know what a lot of people don't realize, and Woods and I were talking about this the other day, is we love, this is Spinal Tap, we love Spinal Tap. Oh, yeah. Do you know that Dana Carvey was one of the mimes? Him and Billy Crystal were the mimes. Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, I actually went in and read for that or met with those guys. How do you read for a mime? I was going to play something else or the drummer or something. And then when I saw them walk on the set, because then they said, oh, you'll be the mime with Billy Crystal. And then when I saw them walk on the set, you know, Chris Spokes, you know, so brilliant in that, you know, when you think about his accent. Kevin Pollack and I got obsessed with that movie and with Christopher Guest's character. That's fantastic. We actually played Blackjack in Tahoe, pretending we were British. And we got away with it. That's awesome. That's great, man. Here we go. Another fun fact. That's another fun fact. Dana Carvey is going to be at Saquon tomorrow night, 8 o'clock. All right, Dana, now we are officially done. We love you. This has been very, very nice. You guys have been great. Thank you, ma'am. We love you. That's Dana Carvey. Guy's great. Classic. All-timer. All-timer? Yeah. Sunday's Father's Day. Deepest voice contest right now. 570-1949. We want, if you think that you have a deep voice,
We want to hear from you. 570-1949. You don't have to say anything specific. I'll just talk to you. The person with the deepest voice will win a prize. What do we got to give away today, Jay? We have a four-pack of tickets to go see the Hidden City Derby Dolls. There you go. Or Derby Girls. 570-1949. This is The Mikey Show. FM 94.9. So I'm in Verizon because I want one of those new 4G phones. And I say to the sales guy, you got 4G, they got 4G. Everybody's got 4G. But it's all the same, right? And he says, no, fact is, Verizon 4G LTE smartphones are twice as fast as any AT&T smartphone. And I say, twice as fast? Uh, no kidding. Well, hmm, but in my head, I'm going, he shoots, he scores! Then I say, yeah, yeah, but I want something cool. What do you got? And he says, how about the Droid Charge by Samsung, the Thunderbolt by HTC, or the new Revolution by LG? Wow. And now I'm going, go crazy, people, go crazy!
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Well, we still have a little bit of rain in different parts of San Diego, so be careful. The roads are a little slick. The 67 Vigilante Road, there is an accident with a big rig. It's a two-car crash, and there is a backup behind it. The 8 westbound ramp to Mission Bay Drive, an accident causing delays. And as you travel on the 805 northbound, this is between Home Avenue, Claremont Mesa Boulevard, stop-and-go traffic this morning in the teens in most spots. This report also brought to you by British Airways. They now fly nonstop to London from San Diego. going to spend more time in london less time waiting to get there for schedules and fares visit ba.com i'm stacy cohen fm 94.9 kbc san diego a lincoln financial radio station with mikey if i won the lottery i would make my own Signature fragrance. Lauren. When I was in my performing troupe of Two Mermaids, me and my sister, we once performed at a farmer's market. Woods. Pink is the new white. Sienna. It makes me really sad when someone honks me. Like for the whole day. And Jay. Not afraid of rats. Not a pet rat. On FM 94.9. If you have a deep voice, give us a call. 570-1949. Jay. One more time on the prize.
It's tickets to see the Derby Girls, the Hidden City Derby Girls. There you go. I'm on Casey from San Diego. Are you there? Yes, I am. What was the word of the day? Whack. That is correct. Got yourself a pair of tickets to go see the Foo Fighters. Hang on the line, please. Sienna, what's going on in news? Well, Al-Qaeda has chosen Ayman al-Zawahari, Osama bin Laden's longtime deputy, to become the new head of the terror network. According to a statement that was posted... earlier this morning on an Al-Qaeda-affiliated website. It's a promotion. I've been with the company now for, you know, 25 years. So, well, it's kind of about time. Got a gold watch for you? Yeah, I got a gold watch. And so, you know. The coroner office? Yeah, I mean, I...
I don't mean to look a gift camera in the mouth, but all I'm saying is that 25 years, you'd think that would have happened before now. He delivered a videotaped eulogy for bin Laden in which he warned that America faces an international community of Muslims that seek to destroy it and its allies. All right. Sounds like a great guy. Yeah. Representative Gabrielle Giffords was released yesterday from the Houston Hospital where she's been undergoing intensive rehab since, you know, her shooting in late January. She looks great. Yeah, this is a big milestone, getting to go home. She still has to go back to the hospital every day to, you know, undergo speech and music. Wow, I bet she was ready to go on spring break. Yeah, she can go to Daytona every other weekend. Still needs some therapy, has 24-hour care at home. Oh, wow. But she's staying, you know, her husband's back, and they're just going to hang the house. Playing golf real good. Space, but I mean, right. As far away as possible. Yeah, so we can't get any further. In terms of husbands, he couldn't have gotten first. A wife has never been more abandoned than Gabrielle Giffords in that case. Because he could do so much for her if he was here. Yeah. He's a medical doctor. He might be able to talk to her nurse. Talk to her nurse. He should give up his life. What's going on in sports?
Sorry. In golf today, the second major of the season starts this morning at Congressional in D.C. It is the first round of the U.S. Open. And, dude, the Open is one of – it's the second best tournament of the year, in my opinion, behind the Masters. Graham McDowell won it last year. But my pick, I'm going to pick it right now. The guy I'm calling, real easy call. He's number one in the world. Luke Donald is going to take this thing. Guy's been top ten every tournament this year. And then also NFL owners and players. Are continuing to talk. Same bit. Not really an update. But they are continuing to talk. They're hoping to get this thing done by July 8th is the key date. That they want to get it done so they can do training camp. They have to do the supplemental draft. Sign free agents. All that good stuff. July 8th is a target. And we're on target right now. An M1 is a Mikey Show listener. It means you listen to the Mikey Show. You turn your radio down. Get to the point. Don't cuss. Know the rules. An M1 is a part of a tribe called M1 Nation. And we love you. And we appreciate you listening. We are doing a deep voice contest. If you are a guy, this weekend's Father's Day. If you're a guy, you have a deep voice. Then call us right now at 570-1949. Want to let you know tomorrow is the payoff for Pick a Scene. We draw two names on Monday from the members of the Mikey Show. And then we reach into another basket and we draw the scene. The names that we drew were Sienna and Lauren.
Tomorrow, they will recreate the portrait scene from Titanic. Nice beaver. Oh, wow. It's the scene where Rose lay nude on the old antique couch, which wasn't antique at the time. It's from Ethan Allen. Jerome's. And Sienna will play Rose. Bring on the biggins. Shut up, Jack. And Lauren will play Jack. Fittingly. And so that will be... Tomorrow. You guys been practicing? No, and I won't be naked, just so you all know. Won't. She won't be naked. I will be clothed. But she will be... She will be... Yeah, you're naked now. In my mind. In my mind. So, all right, let's get to this.
M1, all caps from IB. Do you have a deep voice? Yeah. Yeah, it is deep. Holy crap. It's pretty deep. What do you do for a living? I am a tow truck driver. Tow truck driver. Cool. How long have you been doing that? Oh, about six years, you know. About six years. All right, cool. You guys got a feel for that? You guys got a feel, got a feel. All right, cool. M124 is on the 5. How are you doing? Actually, I'm off the 5 now, but I'm doing all right. Pretty good. Now, this is authentic. That sounds natural. Oh, it's natural. Got a bottom to it. Oh, yeah. Resonance. What do you do for a living? Well, actually, I'd rather be on the radio, but I worked for a car alarm company for a long time. Wow. He could be on the radio. He could do announcements. Sounds like Ted Williams, the homeless deep voice guy. Hey, how are you? Hello, and thank you for calling movie folks. Oh, wow. Not bad. Hang on the line. Stealing bits. M1 Jess Man from Valley Center. How are you? Good morning, Mikey. Good morning. Wow. What do you do for a living, Jess Man? I'm actually at a rate sale right now. That's what I do. Got it. And let's see. What part of town do you live in? Center. Valley Center. And any kids? No. Well, actually, one on the way. One on the way. All right. There you go. Congrats.
Feels real good. You guys got a feel for his voice? Yeah. All right, cool. Next up is M1 Surf Daddy from Cardiff. How are you? Morning, Mikey. Good morning, Kermit. How old are you? Eight. Okay, and what do you do for a living? General contractor. Okay, cool. Hang on the line. M1 Tim from Kearney Mesa. Hi. Hey, Mikey. How you doing? Oh, wow. That's a real one. That's a real deep-voiced guy. That's what I've been told. Oh, wow. Wow. Pretend you're hitting on LOB. What would you say? Catching me off guard here. You're making me horny. You're making me horny. Oh, wow. Hang on the line, please. M1 Mad Professor from PB. Hey, guys. What's going on? Not too much. How are you? Good. Hey, thanks for having me on the show on Friday. You are very welcome. You came into the show. I could be your white chocolate. I have two finalists. Who do you guys like? Number two, which is 2-4 in M1 Tim.
Which is five, right? He was five. Two and five are my two choices. I agree. All right, so let's hear them again. We're going to have a deep voice off. M124, are you there? I'm here. Okay. Wow. And, excuse me, M1 Tim, are you there? Tim? Tim? Do I win by default? Oh, there you are. No, no, no. Tim, you're there. Okay, so, Tim, what I want you to do right now is I want you... to tell Woods how much you admire him as a semi-professional baseball player. Yes. Tim's not there. That was 2-4 saying that. Yeah, that was me. I think I win by the ball game. Oh, yeah. So Tim really isn't there? No. Tim bailed. I thought that was me. He bailed? It still shows he's there. Yeah, it does. I don't know. I don't know what happened. 2-4 was my real winner anyway. Yeah, me too. Guess what? 2-4. He's the winner. Yeah, you are, in fact, the winner.
That is a deep voice. Tim's phone's on mute. He's like, what the hell's going on? Pick up the phone. Hello. Mikey. Hello. Clean out your ears. Wow. Hey, 2-4, you deserve it, buddy. Thanks, man. You are the winner. Do you have kids? All right. What's that? Do you have kids? No, I do not. Not that I know of. Would you like some? Hang on. Sienna, speaking of. Father's Day. Sienna has some dads that people wish were their father. Yes. Who do we got? Jay Isbell. Number one. I'm going to start with... There's 15. I'm going to go quickly starting with 15. Of course. Jay Isbell. You can just get it out of the way. James Isbell. That's probably how they wrote it. Mr. Isbell, number three. Archie Bunker from All in the Family. Hundred. Really? Hundred. Why? Because...
I would pee my pants laughing all the time. Dan Connor from Roseanne. Yeah. He's a good dad. I love his accent. Steve Douglas from My Three Sons. Peter Griffin from Family Guy. Danny Tanner from Full House. I don't know any of these. Is that Bob Saget? Yeah. Nerd. Ben Cartwright from Bonanza. I don't know. She hasn't mentioned one. I know all these. You know Archie Bunker. Of course you do, but you're 144 years old. You don't know Ben Cartwright? No. Archie's the only one I've known. Tim Taylor from Home Improvement. Home Improvement. I've never seen one episode. Mikey! I've never seen one episode of the Food Channel. Where have you lived? I didn't watch that stuff. There's a bar somewhere back then. I needed reality TV. I needed reality TV. I didn't like sitcoms. The only one I ever liked was things coming. Number eight, Charles Ingalls from Little House on the Prairie. I did watch that. It was drama. Michael Landon? Michael Landon. Git. Did watch that. He was a great dad. He was a great dad. Cheese McGee. Oh, come on.
Number seven, Ozzy Nelson from The Adventures of Ozzy and Harriet. Jay, what was that like? I don't know, Mikey. Number six, Mike Brady from The Brady Bunch. He's a great dad. He was not a quote-unquote great dad. He was the most passive, like didn't have anything to do with the family. You know what he would do? He'd go to the amusement park with him, take him to Grand Canyon. But, you know, like when did he? He was a good cop. That's all he was. He was a good cop. Andy Taylor from the Andy Griffith Show. Yeah. He's a good dad. What did he do? He's a sheriff. He was a sheriff. Good cop. That's, I mean, literally. Literally. Good cop. Saying in the church choir. How about Howard Cunningham from Happy Days? Yes! That's a winner. Mr. C, dude. Again, you know what that guy did? He sat around. He was drinking beer on the couch. He was great. He may be the winner on our mind. We have three more. Jim Anderson from Father Knows Best. Yep. Ward Cleaver from Leave it to Beaver. Nerd. The guy was making meth and you know it. The number one. A little heart on the beaver. Oh boy, I think that was coming. I'm just saying as a dad, he was a little heart on the beaver. Nice beaver. And the number one dad that people want as their father from TV, Cliff Huxtable. Yes.
Yeah. Yeah, see, I get that. Spit out a sentence, would you? I get that. Just come on. Rudy, where are you going with that? Always making him do skits and stuff. I'm like, Dad, I'm busy. I'm trying to tell this girl the phone. I don't want to do Ray Charles coming down the stairs for a bit for Grandma and Grandpa. Is that what? Yeah, they were always doing bits. I loved that show. I feel like my obsession with black men came from Bill Cosby. Did it? Yeah. So he would tell Theo. Theo. To do stuff? Oh, dude, they did family bits and skits, and they'd come down the stairs to Ray Charles, and of course, Grandma and Grandpa would be sitting there, and they're all lip-syncing, coming down the stairs, doing twirling top hats and stuff. Now, that makes me want to barf. Git. Yeah, that makes me want to get... I don't even know what you're talking about. They didn't do that at all. Yeah, they did. It was the most famous episode. Shtick. They did shtick. That was one episode. It was a bit. They didn't do more? No, they did more. Yeah, they did. All right. It was like real life problems. See, I thought what their deal was. Well, I mean, was it?
Hey, listen, you're doing meth again. Sit down so we can talk about cocaine. I would like to talk to you. It was never like that. It's time to talk to you about premarital sex. Give me a jello pudding. Yeah, give me a jello pudding, Pop, sit down, and we're going to talk about shooting horse. Really? You need to share with your sister. It's good. It was really good. I liked Claire. She was pretty. This week, we're tackling abortion. Oh, my gosh. That's when All in the Family jumped the shark, man. They got all serious. It was creepy. Do you remember that? Oh, yeah. Archie was hardcore. Yeah, but they would do these episodes that would get all serious. Gloria got an abortion, I think. Gloria got an abortion. Edith got raped. Yeah, Edith got raped. His wife, who was like 70. Yes. I don't remember that. It was the saddest. Oh, my gosh. You wanted to die. You wanted to die. I was like 10. 70s sitcoms would do weird stuff sometimes. There was a exorcism on soap.
Do you remember that? Yeah! They did the weirdest stuff back in the 70s and early 80s. They were all high. Every one of them. I think that's why they did all that weird stuff. Soap was great. Never saw it. So weird, the whole program. Let's see. Oh yeah, we told you we were going to talk to you about this. Jay saw a girl with a see-through shirt at the fair? Yep, at the fair. What was the deal? We were standing in line waiting to get our wristband. And I'm just looking around. I'm always like people watching. And then this girl, a few people behind me, has a see-through shirt on and like a black lacy bra. Real thin. And I'm doing my best not to stare. Am I? I swear, my head was like a magnet. I could not know.
Finally, the line moved forward, and I was not paying attention. Kim goes, bam, with the elbow right in the rim. She goes, come on, chief. Chief! The girl at the fair that wears the see-through shirt with the bra that you can see underneath it. I just want to say thank you. I have to say she's a little angel. So, you did or you did not get caught? Oh, I got caught. I got 100% caught. But it was like, how is this my fault? She put them on display. She had them out. Fair enough. She see-through raped you. Yes. She made me look. She made you look. It's like a buffet. She has a sneeze guard on it. I would say in certain lights you can't tell because apparently two weeks ago I was wearing something see-through which Jay let me know about. Of course. What? In here on a Friday. Yeah. You were not. She was. Apparently I was. What was it? What was it? I had a dress on. She had a dress on and then she had on like... booty shorts or something underneath? He got a good look. Oh my gosh.
In the right light? I took a picture. I got a picture if you want to see it. It's called a mental picture. I could have not said anything. I was on my way out the door. So he waited until 9.55. Of course. He didn't want you to do something about it. No, I mean, it was like, right before we went to the last break, you were standing here and I looked over. I was leaving. I was leaving. No, no. It was the day I left early. I noticed the break before you left. I looked over and I was like, oh my God. And then you went back in the studio and I was like, I looked at Chris. I was like, her dress is see-through. He goes, Hey. Creep! I'm sorry to call you so late, but... I just thought I should tell you that earlier today, your dress... All day. I'm swimming. Again, I'm sorry. It's 11.25. At night. I couldn't sleep, I had to tell you. Leave it to Beaver. Jaybird. It's 2.40 a.m. Saturday morning. Your dress was safe. Enormous. Huge. Are you tired? Because you've been running in my mind all night. Those booty shorts, huh? Those booty shorts have mirrors on them because I can see myself in them. Crazy horny. Oh my gosh. So sorry. So, in conclusion, I think maybe J. Isbell is just a searcher of see-through. A hundred. I have x-ray eyes. That's another superhuman trait I have in glasses. See-through clothes.
I bought the glasses. What I like to do is I like to stare at a girl's body in a dress and try to just make things out. Oh, my God. Is that so much? That's a T-back. I want to squeeze them. I think it's blue. Jake, give me five more minutes. Yep, blue. He can't read size 26 font. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. He could stare. He could stare at a woman in a burka long enough and be like, that's what you're doing, huh? I got it. I got it. I know what's up. They sell those there? Parents don't have that tattoo. That's got to be illegal. What's that, a daisy on your hip? I'm just trying to help. You're trying to help? Just want to see your stockings, that's all. What? What? Don't, no, don't get it. I just want to see your stockings. That is controlled.
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All right, so, fellas, tell me if you agree with this. These are things that supposedly us fellas find sexy about you ladies. We find your job sexy. Yes. We like watching you work. We like seeing something you're good at. We like. Now, this is interesting. My wife actually brought this up to me the other day. She said in romantic comedies, apparently for a guy, the dream girl is a teacher. Of children. In that new movie, Just Go With It, with Adam Sandler, the girl that he likes, Brooklyn Decker. How could you not like her? She's like a sixth grade math teacher. Yeah, she is. And so, if you are a young woman in your 20s, 27, 28, 29, and you are an elementary school teacher that's single,
Has her own apartment and car. Guys think that that's very, very sexy. How about this? When you ask for what you want, men find it very, very sexy. Yep. They don't want to be a mind reader. They like it when a girl just says what she wants, speaks her mind. I must be so sexy then. Well, L-O-B, it's not necessarily what you're thinking. Mean in the bedroom. Just in general. Men don't necessarily find it sexy when you say, boy, I sure would like you to take the garbage out. You're just telling us what you want. And you say, hey, why don't you take men on vacation, you slob? I'd like to go to Hawaii. How about that? That's not necessarily sexy. Guys, would you agree with that, Woods? A thousand times I would agree with that. There's nothing better. Nothing.
I will put this next one very high on my list. This isn't listed as number eight. I would put it higher than eight. Your scent. It's a big player for you. Huge player. Big player. Big player is not strong enough. Could be number one for you. It might be. You love the scents. Yeah. I mean, the smell of a woman's hair. Yep. I call it the wake. And what that means is like when somebody goes by. on skis and the wake follows it. It's like when a girl... Yeah, it's like a boat wake. So when the girl walks by, about three seconds later... Ew. 100. Creep. I love a beautiful perfume. Me too. Number seven. This one, not so much for me. Your style. Oh, dude. Well, let me... For me, if it's really obvious to me that you're going for something,
then it looks like you're trying too hard. For me, I want a style to be very subtle. I don't like, and that's what they're saying here, that most men do like this very, you know, a bold style. I like a bold style. Me too. Yeah, to each. Number six, legs. Yeah, yeah, good to have. Legs are sexy. If she doesn't have legs, pretty much out. Big ones, small ones, short ones, long ones. You wouldn't? No. It might be fun. This article says that it doesn't matter that they're all good. Well, I don't know about that. Yeah, like oak trees? Is that good? Cankles, out on cankles. Is that good? What about J-Lo's legs? A lot of those girls, Kim Kardashian, they always have shiny legs. I like the shiny. Do you guys like shiny? Oh, yeah. Lotioned up. Victoria's Secret lotion. There's like glittery stuff that they put on their legs. It's not like rainbowy glitter. It's like a bronzing glitter. It's a bronzer. It's a stripper lotion. Weird. Do you realize, L.O.B. just said something that made me think, I bet that would be a huge seller. If something came out for women, a product, at Victoria's Secret, it was called Victoria's Secret stripper lotion.
You probably couldn't keep it on the shelves. Yeah. It's like marking the runway. Why? I don't agree with that. Like lights on a runway taking me in. What did that mean, Sienna? That I would want to buy something. No, what he just said. What he said. I don't pay attention to him a lot of times. It's like lights on a runway. Like it's needed? Yeah, it's marking the runway. Showing you the way. Yeah. With glittery lights. Showing you the way. Oh. Can I move to first class? These peanuts are too salty. Why don't you move to pretzel? Those nuts are... Yes, they are. Number five. Your eyelashes. Didn't know women had them. That's how little...
That one means to me. I love long eyelashes. My wife's got them. I love them. Can I tell everybody about your wife? Yes. Is it okay to talk about that? Yeah, it's fine. She won't care. Yeah. I need to know if she'll care. Because every woman should do it. I think it's okay. Yeah, you're fine. No, you're fine. You're fine. I don't do it. I ain't getting in trouble with your wife. I'll take the heat on it. Are you sure? No, you ask her first. Because let me tell you something. Every woman should do it. My wife goes, you know, she mentioned Jamie. And she goes, do you think? And I go, yes. And she goes, oh. I go. I know what it is. I know what it is. Yes. It's. And I told Woods. I'm like, hey, dude, no offense. It's one of the sexiest things. I mean that as respectfully as I'm taking. It's freaking gorge. Yeah. Rebecca goes, show me a picture. And I go, holy cow. And I mean.
That's a guy's, I mean, I'm telling you from a guy's perspective, it's pretty awesome. Yeah. Pretty awesome. It's fine. I don't think she said it. She said it's okay. It's fine. Okay. Jamie got hair extensions. Yeah. Now, I can't tell you even really what it is. I don't know really what it is. Me neither. I know that it's extensions of your hair. Right. Okay. And then they make it, they dye it to make it look like your hair. She looks like a model. Yeah. This thing made her look like a model. Now, I don't know what it does. If somebody said, well, Mike, does it add this or this? I don't know what it does. It adds a whole lot of sexy. It's volume. When she walked in the door the first day, I looked and I went, holy crap. Yeah. Holy crap. And she had gotten her hair done and it was blonde, really blonde. Yeah. Boobs. Well, listen. Jamie is really, Jamie's really pretty. Jamie's really pretty. She put those things in and it was like. First of all, it made her look a lot younger, too. Yeah, yeah. So that hair extension thing is younger. Plus plus. Model. Like, I don't know. She's like Farrah Fawcett now. Yeah. It's great. Creep. Yeah, I told Rebecca. She goes, do you think? Yeah, yeah. Here's my credit card. Looks really pretty and so natural. Yeah. The girl that did it is awesome. When you toss out the dryer, it says.
is number four. Amy refuses to leave the house without stick straight hair, says Steve. No, they're saying... Of his naturally curly haired girlfriend. It's ridiculous. Every day she spends hours in the bathroom using that straightener thing. I wish that she'd leave it curly at least a few days a week. I think what this is trying to say is every once in a while, your boyfriend wants a different woman. Yeah, change it up a little bit. And if you change your hair... it looks like you're a different girl. Is that uncomfortable for anyone? No. I'm thinking everybody's in... My BFMC's, my boyfriend, Matt Commerce, this is number one thing. I'm always like, do you like my hair down better, up, this, that? And he's like, I like change. Just different. He's like, how about tomorrow? Ponytail. It looks like a little orphan Annie. How about the next day? It's like, yeah, Janet from Three's Company. The next day, it's Chrissy from Three's Company. The next day... Pigtails will get you. Janet Reno. Real good. Next day, Janet Reno. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Gabrielle Giffords. Too soon. My bad, my bad, my bad. My bad, my bad, my bad. Kurt Warner's wife. Always a good look. Number three. This is interesting. This one is the most fascinating to me.
It says, when you do that thing you do, what they mean is one person's garbage and another person's treasured. That is to say, when the girl sings off key or when she does that stupid smile that she knows annoys you, but at the same time, you kind of like it. Now, listen, ladies, you better be damn sure that you know that he likes it. Like, if he says he doesn't like it, don't think, oh. He's being cute, but he really does like it. Sometimes he doesn't. This one guy said, you know, his girlfriend has this thing where she twirls her hair. He digs it. Some guys just really like those little things. It's what makes them yours. Yes. It's what makes them yours. It's a peccadillo. It's something that sets her apart from every other girl and makes her yours. Yep. I found out on Friday that I have a face I make when I fix my hair.
Really? Mm-hmm. And Matt's like, oh, I wish I didn't tell you because now you're going to be looking for it. Absolutely. Yeah, that's it. Apparently I go like this. You do? Smile, smile, smile, smile, smile. Up, down, up, down, up, down. But it's almost like a twitch. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was trying to recreate it and he's like, don't even try. Don't do it. Why are you going to be looking for it? Does Jamie do a face? She does a bunch of stuff that just, she does little voices that are just for me, you know. Really? Oh, yeah. There's a little voice. We do baby talk all the time. I need audio. I need audio. Baby talk? Oh, yeah. So do we. Yeah, like bad. Does Todd do it too? Yes. Yeah, me too. I will never do it. Don't ever ask me because I won't do it. Sienna, I wish he wasn't listening right now so that we could call him and you could baby talk him. He's probably at work. Is he working? Yeah, but he knows better. He knows we're on the air right now. He knows he'll be set up. What does it sound like? Imitate it.
What does he do? Yeah, mortifying. I can't do that to him. I want to hear what it sounds like. What will he say? My sister Waverly loves it because when she hears us talk, it's always, babe, mama. He calls you mama? Yeah, sometimes. I love it. It's cute. If he calls me Sienna, I don't like it. I'm like, don't call me Sienna. Me and Rebecca needed it. come up with more bits. Every couple needs a lot of bits, man. You gotta have bits. Oh, this one's yes, yes, yes. The belly. The guys love the belly. Oh, we do. We love the belly. And listen, we love it if we can pinch it a little bit. Don't need, we don't need rock hard abs. We don't need that. Woods, put your shirt down. Stop grabbing your gut. Grabbing a big handful. More than that, Mike. He is a good friend and a lover. Wow, Mikey. Well, he used a hand and a foot. A hand foot. He had to use Godzilla's hand to fit it all in. Do you know why men love the woman's belly so much? It's because it's so different than our belly. Yep. It's hairless. It's hairless? Well, most women. Yes.
Usually, it's hairless. And it's softer than ours. It's tan. It's tan. And even when it isn't, like, for instance, let's say that, you know, you're dating a girl that's real fair-skinned. An albino. Yeah, what if you're dating powder? Powder, yes. Dating a woman powder. You know, it's like when we've, because we've all dated an albino woman. Guys, think back to the time when you were dating that albino girl. Remember your first albino girl. Remember your first albino. How could you forget? Who could forget looking into her pink eyes and gently lifting up her shirt and looking into her eyebrow-less eyes and then gently kissing? Her pink skin. Translucent. Her translucent. Flaming white belly. White belly. See all her organs inside of her. Yeah. Just looking at her liver and pancreas as you gently kissed. Bright blue veins. Yeah. Bright blue veins. Kiss her on her kidneys. You're baby talking. You go, whose kidney is this? Whose kidney is this? No, people don't see this. Whose kidney is this? My kidney. My kidney.
Who's missing a gobbler? Who's missing a gobbler? Your appendix isn't large. And the number one thing that us guys find sexy is when you bear it all. Brazilian wax. Oh my gosh. Holy crap. Oh my gosh. I will agree with you, though, my friend. I didn't have the balls to say it, but I will agree. It's the greatest invention ever. Nice work. Thank you, Brazil. Ever, yes. Thank you, Brazil. We didn't even do this. I thought you did. We didn't even come up with it. Why did they get that name? I don't know. Did they come up with it? I don't know. Probably. You know that LOB mentioned it one time, and I said to her off the air, I go, what is it?
I had no idea. I thought it was like the same thing with the hair, the Brazilian blowout. I thought it was like that. I had no idea. I didn't know that had a name. And I certainly didn't know that places do it. And this is why I can't imagine that a girl would have the courage to allow someone to do that. Takes a lot to work up to it and then you get used to it. The first time, though, must be drink a bottle of wild turkey before you go. The next time you're getting a mani-pedi, Mike, just know that there may be a girl getting one in the little closet room of the salon. Rad. Yeah. You're not. I've never gone to a nail place and gotten it done, but I know that they do it. When they do it, because when you go to a mani-pedi place, I know because I get them. Yeah. I know because I get them. You have to pipe on me, Mike, really? It's Asian. So when you get your Brazilian... Is it like... No. I go to a place that's really designated for that. It's called... It's a wax salon. So it's specifically... That's all that's going on in there. You're not... Really girly in there. And you're not embarrassed. Not anymore. Not anymore. I actually... Same person? Request a girl, yeah. Same person? Yeah, we've got a rapport going on. What do you mean you request a girl? Yeah, you request the same person. I request the same girl. I was like... Guys don't do that. Yeah.
There's no way. He was about to go get a part-time job. There's no way. I'll do it. Never, never, ever, ever. There would never be a girl that would allow a guy. Gay guy, maybe. Not even then. Really? No. She'd be convinced that he's pretending to be gay. They're not a doctor, you know. Oh, hi. Hi, everybody. Hello. Hi there, Lauren. Good to see you, girl. My boyfriend says hi. Hi. My name's Jaysica. I'm Jay. That's right. I just want to get a couple shots for the brochure. Oh, my. You. Oh. Selfie. Filter. Was that him doing an invitation of himself? Of himself, yeah. It was Gay Jay. Can I hear it again? I don't think you can. M1 Shaw from Fallbrook. Jay, how you doing? What's up? I'm a preschool teacher, and I'm a lyric freak. I like to sing the songs word for word, and she always forgets the songs. Any song, just give her any song, and she makes it sound like a children's song. And she thinks she annoys me, but it's one of the most coolest things that she does.
She doesn't even know. She's probably listening right now. And I love when she sings. She just goes off and just starts singing in the car. She could go for hours. I mean, we've been on road trips. That's great. The whole way over, man. That's great. Thank you. Now, my mom and dad, they've been married for 54 years. I wonder if my dad has some, like, silly thing my mom does. I'm sure. Yeah? I'm sure. Yeah. I would bet the farm on it. Does your mom do anything that you know is silly? My parents don't have any bits. They don't have bits. I don't think that mine do either, honestly. And I don't think I do. I don't think I have bits. The only bits I have is like, what's this movie about? It's about two hours. It's a great bit, though. She hates it, which makes it better. But if you didn't do it, she would hate that. I think she really hates it, though. I think if you didn't do it, she'd be like, hello, I just set you up. Nah. Maybe. The Foo Fighters are going to start touring. In fact, we've been giving away tickets here on FM 94.9 every single morning. And Sienna got a hold of their writer. The stuff that they demand, you know, that must be backstage. She said some funniest things she's ever heard. She's going to tell us what it is next. Is the Mikey Show on FM 94.9. We're a small business. We diagnose trees, treat diseases, and do large tree removals. Shelly Bavaro, owner, Marin County Arborist.
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Pakistan, India, and Somalia is number five. Woodsy, what's going on in sports? Well, updating the U.S. Open Championship leaderboard. It's going on right now at the Congressional Country Club in Bethesda, Maryland. Ryan Palmer is leading. He's three under through 11. There you go. And the Padres lost yesterday 6-3. Matt Latos took the loss. And as I told you earlier, I was very frustrated. I wish I had the audio for you, but I don't know what happened to it. So, feast on us. Don't know what to say to that. Well, you can feast on it. All right. Because I don't know what happened. 570-1949 is the number. If you want to text us, it's 949mikey at gmail.com. And Sienna. Yeah. Tell us what is on the Foo Fighters writer. Well, it's not your typical writer. They've actually made it a coloring book and activity guide for the people working on the set, the production staff.
There's a feature of it called The Field Guide to Food, Coloring Book, and Activity Pages, which has cartoon drawings of the band to be colored in. There's a maze puzzle, a word search, featuring some items that they've banned from their catering menu, like Band-Aids and little hairs. And there are some rules on it that say colored pencils work best. Don't cheat on the maze. Originality, creativity, and pure sarcasm are what they're looking for. Chicks dig scars. Like, weird stuff. Men should never wear turtlenecks. Like, they're just trying to be funny. They've banned certain types of bottled water, stating, this is a quote, This water is not to be Dasani, Aquafina, or Evian. If it is, expect the worst, most violent display of hatred and dispassionate agony since Rodney King got his Hyundai up. to 115 miles an hour. Oh, my gosh. Yes. It also demands for unopened condiments as, quote, would you want Ozzy Osbourne sloppy seconds from a mayo jar? Oh, my gosh. They've threatened that if the towels they've provided are unwashed, they will be receiving wedgies.
They said that the venue bosses are instructed to make sure the dressing rooms are comfortable. They quote said, feel free to shoplift from Ikea furniture. They have banned some items like lightsabers and garden gnomes cannot be in their dressing room. They're just trying to be funny. They also said... The document, they have to comply with all of their demands because, quote, we are just another band trying to make enough money to fuel our private jet. Just clowns. Good stuff. Yes. Okay, so today the defense starts in the Kaylee Anthony trial. And we've got it on in the studio. And what I'm reading right now is that the defense is asking. To test if Casey's brother Lee is a possible father of Kaylee Anthony. I'm so glad. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird. An M1 actually made me think of it. Last week they wrote it on our Facebook page. I said that too. Yeah. A lot of parents combine names. Kaylee. Oh, that thing. That part. Yeah. The little girl's name is Kaylee. The mom is Casey and the brother is Lee.
Creepy. Kaylee. Kaylee. L-E-E. Kaylee, Mike. My wife thought that was ridiculous. And I'm like, I said, why? And she said, well, first of all, because the defense would have said something about it. And I said, I don't really think it helps their case. Apparently it does because they're offering it today. They're saying that Kaylee could have been her brother's kid. I mean, all that proves her brother's a creep. Right. Maybe that her family has a pattern of sick behavior. Creepiness. Yeah. But it doesn't. But it doesn't. What I said to Rebecca is I go, OK, so let's say that her brother is the father. I said, it doesn't prove that she didn't kill Kaylee. Right. But it will make the jury feel bad for her. And that the parents covered that up. What else could they cover? That was her point. That was Rebecca's point. And I said, listen, I said, if I'm the prosecution, I say the reason now you've given us another reason that Casey.
Killed her daughter. She was embarrassed of who the daughter was. Every time she looked at her daughter, she knew what her daughter represented. That's why she wanted to offer. All I'm going to say is this. To judge. I don't have a hearing problem. And the amplification of questions, objections, I don't need them. Okay? I can hear in normal voices. They must have been yelling. And Casey just stood up. You know, listen, if you happen to follow this show, Casey sits there stone-faced. Stone-faced. Unless she's pretending to cry, which she's done. She'll take a Kleenex, put it up to her nose, and wipe her nose. Never any tears. It's the driest Kleenex you've ever seen. I can hear in normal voices. We know. You said that. He's a fast talker.
Yes, he gets the thoughts out really fast. Is he an auctioneer? I think he was the guy that was supposed to be the micromachine man, but then they passed. But they were like, eh. I will ask the court reporter to mark the last question. I will review it when I come back, and I will... Is that her attorney? Uh-huh. Consider that. Okay, we'll be in recess to 1.30. We're going to feast on some Wendy's. Maybe. Come back. Oh, my gosh. It's a fascinating trial. BBR it. Where did they get their clothes? Who? Defendants. Their parents. Her parents. Oh, no, no, no. Probably. Really? How do you know? Because I know what she's talking about. The attorney. Do you know what she's talking about? Do you know what she's talking about? Her clothes. Yeah, Casey. Yeah, what does she mean? Where does she get her clothes? Yes. But do you understand the spirit of the question? Yes. And it is? Who brings her her clothes? No.
That's not the spirit of the question. Spirit of the question is, boy, she sure does look like a nun. She sure does look like a librarian. She sure does look like a sweet, young, innocent, you know, the clothes are very drab. From her defense attorney, I bet. Of course. That's what I'm saying, yeah. Of course. He goes and gets them for her. Who chooses that for her? Hairstyle, makeup, all of it. Glasses, no glasses, any of that bit. The last thing she's going to come in there looking like is Ginger Lee. Yeah. Maybe that's makeup under her eyes, the dark circles. Yeah. Don't wash your hair the whole trial. Don't wash it. Don't wear it down. I probably don't have to tell you this because you'll probably be doing this anyway, but try to lose a lot of sleep because it'll make you look sad and tired. Yeah. Try to cry. I know you can't, but try. Try to cry. You never got that book I told you about the psychopath test? Mm-mm. I'll read you the 20 questions at some point. And as I read them, you can ask yourself if you're driving, you go, am I a psychopath? Great. You should. I want to know. 20 questions. Bring it in. Well, most people will say yes to many of them. I did. How many does it take? It's how many you say yes to. How many does it take to make you a psychopath? It's in there. I'll have to find it again. Will you do that? Yeah. I'd like to take it. Yeah. One thing that it said.
As I was reading it, I wasn't thinking to myself that I was a psychopath. As I was reading the questions. Which makes you a psychopath, in fact. Which, as it turns out, it says, I read the questions. I'm like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think I'm a psychopath. And so then it says, now, if you're reading this and you think that you're a psychopath, you don't have anything to worry about. And I'm like, oh. If you think you're not, we have a problem. You're probably a psychopath. By the way, what's the difference between a psychopath and a sociopath? Nothing. According to both. Interchangeable. Dexter? TV show Dexter? Same thing. Psychopath, sociopath, same thing. He's a good sociopath. Yeah. What they do as a psychopath and a sociopath, they have to watch people show what it's like to have sympathy. And then they learn.
Oh, they learn that behavior. They learn how to do it to assimilate. Wow. Yeah. In the book, there was this, you know, the guy interviews people that were the foremost people in the psychopath industry. And this one kind of kooky guy back in the 70s used to do nude psychopath stuff, studying psychopaths. You take these psychopaths, you have them all get naked. Wow. Okay. I taught him that. I was in that state. That's my idea. It's called the Isbell test. How'd you find those pictures? I was napping and heard naked. So I perked right up. Huh? What? Get it? Did you say naked, Mike? Let's do it. They did a naked test. Talking about weird again? We're talking about naked. I don't know what. This dude gave all these.
Psychopaths. LSD. Got them naked. LSD? Can I tell a story? Can I just freaking... Mmm. Mmm. Asses. Mmm. Drugs. Porn. Mmm. Naked. Mmm. Butt. Butt. Say through. I'm a boob man. Boy shorts. Say through Boner Woods. Say through Boner Woods. Just surprise is all. I'll tell you off the air. I'll blog about it. No! Turn his mic off. I can't. You can't? I guarantee you, his mic would be off so often. I literally, if you're listening, I can't turn his microphone off. He's in another room. He's in another room, and I can't turn it off. He'd be like, hey, Mike, let me tell you about last night. See his mouth moving. Hey, Mike, one time.
You be turning my mic off. Beating on a window. He'd run in here. Oh, yeah. So the dude would have them get naked and take LSD. And he would have them talk to their genitals. Oh, wow. And the reason that he did that was because he wanted to get them completely exposed. And by exposing themselves completely, he would get them to a place where they could. really start to get their emotions out and that this would cure them. And so, they had statistics. When they let psychopaths out of prison, 50% of them committed a crime again. But with him, his patients, it was 80%. He actually made better psychopaths. Holy cow. Yeah. It's a freaking nut. This guy was... A nut. He did. I mean, I'm skimming the surface of the stuff that this guy did back in the 70s. I mean, but just think about putting a bunch of psychopaths on LSD. Put them all in a room and get them naked, make them talk to their junk. Yeah. Sounds like a Friday night. It wasn't as bad as it sounds. Yeah, Matt, guys there. They gave us puppets. Hey, little guy. What you doing down there? Hey, big fella. Hey, Phil. Hey. Hey. I'm going to pinch you and I'm going to stretch you out.
Woods. Right in the middle of a fairway. I don't care where we are. All right? All right, Phil. All right. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Stop talking about James. Hey, I'm going to pretend I'm a lobster. Hey, Phil, stand up. Hey, Phil, we're going to play Praying Mantis. Let's play Pop Goes the Weasel. Helicopter. Helicopter. What accident was that? Isolates. You know. Hey, Mikey. Stop swaying your hips, Jay. Helicopter. Helicopter. Stop. What accent is that? You know, you know, it's a Danish southern accent. You know, because people that do the helicopter are Danish southern. Helicopter. Helicopter. Helicopter. What the hell? Hey.
Helicopter. Helicopter. So, let me get this straight, Jay. Demented perverts are Danish southerners. Fair enough. Fair enough. I figured as much. That's incredible. Incredible. Isolate LLP, please. Helicopter. Please isolate. It'll be my ringtone. Let's see. So, Crystal Harris is the girl from La Jolla that was going to be marrying Hugh Hefner, right? Yeah, I went to high school with her. She's 25 and she called off their wedding earlier this week. They're supposed to be getting married this Saturday. He's 89 or something? She's 25, he's 85. 60 years. Man, that's a big age difference. Yeah. He's really an older man. Yes, she was interviewed yesterday and she has said that Hef was only getting married to please her and she realized that it wasn't what she wanted. I think we have a clip. Oh, okay. No. No. He's done. I know, yeah, he said he was just doing this wedding for me and he thought that's what I wanted and, you know, we both, we were both kind of relieved. I thought that you were like all women.
And you just wanted a commitment. And so, that's why I should have married, man. Here, you have a little dribble on your chin. That's soup. Okay, here. Let me blow on it to cool it off for you. Let me blow on it to cool it off for you. Sorry. As I was saying, darling, I was only trying to drink what you wanted. Oh, spit on me. Sorry about that. Sorry about that. Prune juice. It's all right, babe. I said prune juice. Makes me regular. Oh, wow. Helps to keep me regular. Good to know. Who are you again? I'm Crystal. Hi, baby. My fiance. I know. I was, I was, I meant to tell you something. The only reason I asked you to marry me was because you thought it's what you wanted. Oh, you told me that. When? You told me like four minutes ago. Oh, sorry about that. You forgot. Oh. Spit on you. Can I borrow your bib? Sorry about that. This is my bib. Darling? Darling.
Yes. What the hell was that noise? What was that? Was that you? I think that was you. Was it? Either that or the floors are squeaking again. Honey, did you hear something? It's very faint. I think a mouse farted. Possibly a bee. I think it's a bee with some gas. Darling. Yes. I was only marrying you because I thought it was what you wanted. I know, babe. You just told me that. Stop calling me babe. That's what we say. Who's we? People my age. Oh, all right. Come on, Heffy. I love you. Thank you. Oh, I think I farted. That's another sad breakup, huh? That's unfortunate. Poor guy. I didn't see that coming at all. I'm sure he won't rebound with anybody that's currently living in his home, you know?
Already has, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure. I want somebody that knows what this unlocked iPhone 4 is all about to explain it. Because Sienna and I have read this story. Okay? And it doesn't make a lot of sense. It's nonsensical. Tell me what you know, Sienna. Okay. A new... iPhone 4 that is unlocked, it's the unlocked version, has been overseas for some time. And now I know that Apple is finally selling the unlocked version of the GSM iPhone 4 in the United States. Now, what I do know about it is it's more expensive than the iPhones that we've bought through AT&T or Verizon. They're selling them for $649. Now, the reason we pay $300 for an iPhone now is because we signed a contract to get it for that price. Or you can get the 32 gigabyte model for $700. And you get it directly through Apple, the unlocked iPhone. They're available in black and white, just like the other phones. But basically, the unlocked version is you're just buying the phone. You don't have an AT&T carrier. You don't have Verizon. You don't have Sprint. You don't have anyone. You're just buying the phone. Now, see, I believe that you must have a carrier. Somebody has to provide, you know, a phone line. You know, somebody's got to provide it.
You've got to pay a bill to someone. You've got to have service. Apple doesn't have service. I think it may be this simple. I think it may be as simple as this phone just means you can take it to anybody. Right. I think it may be that simple. Yes. You can use it. If you want Sprint, you can use it. If you want AT&T, you can use it. If you want Verizon, you can use it. You can use it no matter who you have. Yeah. I believe. That's what it seems. Chris has been doing research for me because he's really into technology. I am too. Yeah. And he sent me a paper and it says, sure, an unlocked iPhone 4 could also be used on T-Mobile's network, but as it stands now, the brand uses inside GSM version. Let me explain that. I know what that is. That means it won't work on the high-speed network. It only works on the edge network, which is a slow network. And it also says that T-Mobile customers could only use their unlocked iPhone 4 for voice calls and with a slow edge data speed, like you said. But you can still do voice calls. And you just take it. I mean, it seems like a lot of work. Yeah. But people are really excited about this. This unlocked phone. Somebody call and tell us. I just want to know. I like to know stuff. Let's see. Jimmy Kimmel. You know, we played the Gloria Allred press conference for Anthony Weiner earlier. She's representing a woman.
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Of the survey that was taken, 63% say it was just a quick fling. It wasn't serious. 17% say they were fine telling other people in the office about it. And 6% quit their jobs over it. But no one said they were fired because of it. Wiener time. What's the policy here at Lincoln Financial Media? I think the correct term is slay away. Really? So what you're saying is in the employee manual? Yeah, the handbook. Two employees are married in here. I think there's something with a direct supervisor I remember seeing. Frowned upon. No, no, no, no, no, no. What I'm asking is, it actually, the phrasing, I believe, is slay away. Have a ball is next to it in parentheses. Have a ball. Have a ball. Yeah. Feast, if you like. Get some. Get some is in there, too. Bylaws. Jay, you were a supervisor over at Clear Channel. Yeah, it can't be. Like anybody who works for you. But other than that? Other than that, if it's like across departments, it was okay. I dated people when I did nights before I was dating Rebecca. Is that what you're calling it? Date? Okay. Well, first of all, stay. Easy, Kathy. Sorry, Rebecca. Jeez. You silly sausage. I think we've all been there. Yeah. Well, we raised our hands, so we literally have all been there. I think we've all done the quick fling. I think we've all done the relationship.
You know, the whole bit. Yeah. It's, you know, you get thrown into a place. You're single and they're single. Yeah, you know, like the USS Ronald Reagan. Right. Oh, man. To which Jay's response was, oh, man. Oh, man. Good old days. Yep. Me and a bunch of sailors. Ships coming to port. I used to be a Viking. I was on the Mayflower. Yeah. I closed some business on that thing. I had a couple winches. I'll tell you that right now. Raise the main sheet. My only problem was the plague. Scurvy. That didn't stop me either, though. I'd give him an orange and go to town. Or a lemon. Oh, gosh. Citrus. Something citrus. Make you pucker up. Pucker up. God, he's terrible today. I'm going to talk to the engineers. Get some kind of kill switch. I mean. A big red button. I think they did it just to get at you. Yeah. They didn't think about it. They thought about it. No, they did not. I asked our chief engineer. I go, really? I can't. I really can't. I don't have control of his mic. And he's like, thought it was funny. He did. He goes, no. They didn't think it'd be a problem. It wasn't really a problem until we got in here.
That's because he could turn my mic off before. Yes. Many times. I'd have to go back in there and turn it back on. Dang it, Mikey. Is this an accident? Yeah. Let's see. Gordon Ramsay was talking about his daughter and her iPhone. She said, you know what, Donna? I would love an iPhone. She said, why? I said, well, all my friends have got one. So you get her an iPhone. Literally, two days ago, I'm on the phone to her. Why do British people say literally so much? Literally. Literally. What, not figuratively? A few days ago? She's okay. Now, I said, where are you? She said, I'm on my way home, Dad. I said, no, you're not. You're sat in Starbucks, according to my computer. I've got it bugged so I can trace her.
I said, Dad, you're stalking me? I said, get your ass home now. You screwed up, by the way. Because you shouldn't have told her that you knew where she was at all times. Because now she's going to hand the phone to one of her nerd friends when she wants to go do something bad. And you'll think she's over at, like, Jenny's house. And meanwhile, she'll be off doing God knows what. Yeah, you can track your kid now. Can you get that for, like, significant others as well? Just for kids? Absolutely. You can get it for anybody. Sure you can. My mom does it. My sisters. Don't they have to check in? Don't they have to hit, like, the check-in deal? Oh, no. If they have their phone on them, you can find them. That's awesome. It's mobile me. Mm-hmm. Mobile me. It's awesome. What? Why? Nobody needs to be sniffing around what I'm doing. Parents. Why? My parents don't need to worry about where I'm at. It's perfect for parents. How about Jamie, your wife? She can have. Oh, really? Yeah. I was talking about my parents when I was a kid. Let's do it as a bit for a week. Let's have you sign up for Mobile Me, and that way she can always know where you are. Wendy's, McDonald's. Yeah, Wendy's, McDonald's. Taco Bell. What if Rebecca knew every time you went through that McDonald's drive-thru? What if it shot her a little text? How'd you like that? Now, I'm not going to a whorehouse or a brothel or a bathhouse, but what if she wrote you and just texted you and said, Really, babe? Mickey D's again? I don't think she would.
Wouldn't she? Well, she knows anyway. Does she? Does she? No, she doesn't. She finds the wrappers and the french fries under the seat. Buried in the trash can under newspapers and shoe boxes. Deep in there. Yeah. Deep cover. I have to work out today. Cancel. Call and cancel. I can't. 24 hours. Pay her. Who cares? It's worth it. I want to. Rebecca said I can't. What? Don't encourage. She said we can't do that. I said why? She said because it's not right. It's not. That we're paying for something that we're not using. That's true. Your body is a temple. You need to put the picture of yourself from last year as your screensaver. It won't matter. Yes. Why won't it? Because Big Macs taste real good. You know what else does? Just getting home and just relaxing because, you know. Just not texting your friends back. Yeah. You said. It feels good. All right. I'm pulling the curtain back. I'm pulling the curtain back. I'm pulling the curtain back. Everybody listening right now has a friend. Everybody listening right now has a friend that texts. You have a text friend.
A friend that likes to text. Whether you're a guy or a girl, you've got a friend that likes to text. For me, it's my friend Woods. For me, it's my friend Woods. Me too, my friend Woods. All right. How about you, Jay? Woods texted me quite a bit. But I just hit it back. Yep, it's like easy. I knew he was going to bring this up. I knew he was going to. It's not just about that one. Really? It's about hundreds. He says to me, I just had a great idea for our show. What time? I know. 3.12 p.m. He says, I just had the craziest idea, the greatest idea for our show. Now, I didn't see that. Okay? I didn't see that text. And a few moments later, he texted back and said, never mind. I'm going to save it. Now, let me ask any person. Do you text back? Yes. No. What do you say? Cool. Cool. Yep.
I like that. All I need is a response. I just, I didn't know. I don't like to be ignored. I literally didn't know what to say. I'm like, oh, he's going to say it. Cool. Cool. Cool, man. See you tomorrow. Dude, every, I got it. A lot of times I don't reply to Texas because I don't know what to say. Just right back. Cool. Got it. Unnecessary. Yeah. It's not unnecessary. So unnecessary. You don't pay for texts. Just do it. You know it's cool. It's my love language, Sienna. It's his love language. Are you married? It's with you, too. He wants you to text him back. I want you to write me back. He wants you to. My love language is. That's BS. That's fine. Unless you need a response. It's a question. You know your boy. Now you know your boy. He gets his feelings hurt if you don't text him back. Real bad. I didn't know what to say. I don't know what to say. When I get a lot of texts. But now, he just taught me. That's easy. But I guarantee you, now I'll write back cool and he'll be like, really with the cool bit? No, I promise I won't. As long as I get something back so I know that you saw it and acknowledge it. Oh, cool, man. I don't ever not text somebody back. They just found something at the border and seized it. It was 160 pounds. It was not drugs. It was a type of meat. And when I tell you what this was. Give me food. 570-1949. Or text.
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In front of my wife. Lauren. I wouldn't make my own dress if I knew how to sew. Woods. Do you have a problem with me peeing in my backyard? No. Because that is done at least three times a week. Sienna. Tomorrow's the road. And Jay. I've had my tips frosted. I believe you. I believe you. Uh-oh. FM 90. Both nine. Tonight's 8 o'clock album. Switch front. You're it. Hello, Hurricane. Yeah. What did border authorities seize 160 pounds of? I haven't been 160 since the third grade. What are you trying to smuggle this time? They found 160 pounds of iguana meat. Iguana meat. Wow. Yeah, a U.S. citizen was bringing it back from Mexico. They tried to hide the iguana meat under some fish in three different coolers. He said, oh, he's just bringing fish back. You know, iguana meat's nothing grosser than iguana meat.
Iguana meat sitting under fish. True. Absolutely. Wait a minute, though. I've never had Iguana meat. What do I know? I've had snake, and I imagine it tastes something like that. So it tastes like chicken. Probably not that bad. Both reptiles. It's a delicacy in some parts of Mexico, but it's illegal to bring. It could be a delicacy in some parts of Mexico. I ain't eating. It's true. They eat dogs in Thailand. It's true. Yeah. True story. They eat rats. Some places, too. India, I believe. Philippines ate rats. Saw a special on it. I watch all the specials. It's hideous. We know. They don't eat dogs in Thailand. Yeah, they do. But they don't. Yeah, they do. They poison them. And then eat them. They eat them somewhere. Philippines. Philippines. They eat them somewhere. Oh, wait. I'm not going to start taking guesses. Thailand, Philippines, same bit. Yeah, just make a country up. Yeah, yeah. And parts of South Thailand, they...
poison them because they believe that they're really gross and have like diseases and stuff. I know where it was now. Chad. It's in Chad. It's in the nation of Georgia. Yes. It was Brian. They barbecue it. It's in Chad. It's a real country. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Everybody just died. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Someone explain what happened because I cannot. Oh, gosh. Explain yourself. Excuse me. Sorry. It was dark brown. At some point. Yeah, that was awesome. I have to draw the line. Really? We all just moved as far away as we could possibly. Well, listen, you know, I... Listen. I think that we're very accommodating to the kid. Yeah. Yeah, very. Each day. You know, Woods is a smoker. Very lightly, though. And so when he started working here, one of the things we had to discuss is what he was going to do as a smoker since we worked on the seventh floor. His solution was, don't worry, I'll chew Copenhagen. I've always chewed Copenhagen.
Satisfies the cravings. And so he uses a Kirkland Costco water bottle every day. And while we're on the air, he'll put in a big pinch. Big. And I mean while, I don't mean when we're in commercial break. I mean we'll literally be talking on the radio and I look across the board. And just like an old cowboy, he'll throw a big giant pinch of snuff in. Now. For the first year and four months, it turned my stomach. But after that, I sort of got used to it. Sort of kind of like it. Nope. Nope. Not at all. Tolerate. Tolerate. Never have quote unquote liked it. But I'll tell you what I really don't like. And that is when Woods has a big giant strand of chew spit.
While we're talking, dangle from the bottom of his lip. Six inches long. I'm going to say nine to 12 inches long, but you say six. That's fine. I turned away at six. Okay, because it kept going. Yeah, I turned away. It was from here to here. About a foot. It was hanging. I didn't see it get that long. And it was swaying like a window washer ever so gently. And he... Saw it and went, oh. Oops. Took him a while to see it. Yeah, it did. He was shaking his head yes. I know what I'm talking about. And it was hanging. It was brown. You know, it happened. I almost vomited. I just saw it happen. I immediately looked at Lauren because I knew she was looking at it too. And she pulled back. Then I looked at you, Mike. And you, like, what? pale, which is a big deal. He went pale. Oh my gosh. He went white. He was completely white. He did. He did. If this were a movie, if this were a movie, like right in the middle of all the laughter, we'd do a flashback and it would be a totally serious scene of me and Woods having a conversation where I'm like, only thing I'm saying, bro, is like when you do the wild stuff on the air, sometimes it distracts me. Right. And Woods goes and Woods will be like, he'll go, I know, dude. I know, bro.
I'm going to work on that, man. I've been working on that, dude. I hope you notice. I'm working on that. And I go, because, you know, man, it'll distract me when you'll do this wild thing. Like, it'll just take me, you know, and you go. And Woods goes, I know, man. I'm sorry, Maki. Well, I didn't do it on purpose. I've been working on it. I'm working on it. It's not going to be a problem, Maki. It's an accident. Hey, Maki. Maki. Hey, man. Now I know, bro. And then after I know, I just pull back on doing the wild stuff. It's called a non-issue. It's a non-issue. What it really is, Maki, it's a non-issue. Just keep your eyes on your own paper. That's right. Consider it done, pal. I got you. This is very thick. You're so lucky we're in here. Oh, gosh. That was great. You could hear the dip move around his mouth. Can you? I can. Viscous. It's like oil. It's not sinewy. Yeah, it is. No, it's not. It's viscous. It looked like motor oil dripping from my lip. It did. I had just eaten a meal, so that's why. It's the color of a Tootsie Roll. And just wet. Pot roast. Yeah, won't hurt you. Nashed potatoes. Burnt pot roast.
It was the color of burnt pot roast. Like a dog? Yeah, if I were an author. Saliva was the color. Chapter one. He sat there chewing tobacco. I would watch his saliva fall from his lip and it was the color of burnt pot roast. Oh boy. How you doing, Hillary? I'm good. The smell of bacon guided me into your studio this morning. That's right. As the elevator doors opened, I was like... We do that for Mike's benefit. Yes. You do what? I was trying to be a J, make a J joke. Oh, wow. It's Max Cologne. Yeah. That's just the smell he puts off. You are what you eat. Hey. This is a porky smell. Hilary, what do you got coming up? I grabbed some Dead Kennedys. I grabbed the new Arcade Fire record. Big Sonic Chili Desert Island Discs coming today at noon. Like, really, someone who must listen to Big Sonic Chili is going to be good. And then I'm going to play the very first song today, the same one that I played yesterday first, because I love it so much, and I just thought, why not? That's kind of cool. I'm going to play it again first.
Start my show off right. Lovely and talented Hillary is up next. The Mikey Show will be back tomorrow morning at 6 a.m. Mikey Show's out. Lincoln Financial Radio Station. Mikey in the morning. About the music all day and night. FM 94.9. It's about the music.