The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 06/21/11
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Wipeouthealth care desperationsmoking warningscelebrity newsage gap relationshipsfood safetybad accentsperfect songsdriving etiquetteyouth sports parentshealthcarebank robbery
Mikey revealed that Woods and Jay had made Wipeout, with Woods's broken ankle and vomiting contrasted against Jay's surprising obstacle-course skill. James Verone's one-dollar bank robbery sparked the day's sharpest argument, as Mikey, Sienna, and Jay weighed personal responsibility against a health-care system that left a sick man seeking treatment in jail. The show also attacked Doug Hutchison's marriage to 16-year-old Courtney Stodden, ridiculed Kenny Britt's hacked-Facebook excuse, and let Jay turn a parade of bad accents into the standout comedy bit. Elsewhere, the crew debated perfect songs, unsafe driving, ancient leftovers, cigarette warnings, and overbearing Little League parents through increasingly personal and absurd confessions.
What happened, in order
Wipeout secret revealed
Mikey revealed that Woods and Jay beat out 75,000 applicants for Wipeout, where Woods broke his ankle and vomited while Jay dominated the obstacle course.
Graphic cigarette warnings
Sienna described the FDA's graphic new cigarette-pack warnings, prompting an argument over whether gruesome images can deter people who already understand smoking's risks.
The one-dollar bank robbery
James Verone robbed a bank for one dollar and waited for police because jail was the only way he believed he could obtain medical care, leaving Mikey, Sienna, and Jay divided over desperation, crime, and the health-care
Ryan Dunn and a soldier's last gift
Sienna reported Ryan Dunn's fatal Porsche crash after drinking, then told how a British soldier killed in Afghanistan left $161,500 so 32 friends could celebrate his life in Las Vegas.
Ketchup and ancient leftovers
A blind ketchup ranking turned into a horrified debate after Mikey admitted eating weeks-old leftovers and Jay said he simply cuts mold off bread and cheese.
The 35-year age gap
The hosts condemned 51-year-old Doug Hutchison's marriage to 16-year-old Courtney Stodden and debated whether legality, maturity, or the half-your-age-plus-seven rule should define an acceptable age gap.
Kenny Britt's hacked excuse
Woods mocked Kenny Britt for posting that he was retiring from the NFL and insulting Roger Goodell, then deleting it and claiming his Facebook account had been hacked.
Jay's Imagations
Jay improvised a Jamaican dealer, a cartel suspect, a Boston homicide cop, a British tea drinker, John Wayne, and a Harry Potter character in a run of deliberately terrible accents.
The perfect song argument
The crew and callers fought over flawless songs, with Chris Isaak's Wicked Game, Chris Cornell's Sunshower, Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here, and Jeff Buckley's Hallelujah drawing the strongest reactions.
Road-rage confessions
A list of annoying driving habits led to confessions about ignoring blinkers, spitting on badly parked cars, cruising in the passing lane, and Jay deliberately stepping in front of a speeding car at a crosswalk.
Little League parents lose it
After a mother threatened a Little League coach and his family when her son missed the team, Woods described parents pressuring him to put children in unsafe positions and never admitting he had been right.
People mentioned
MikeyWoodsJaySiennaLauren O'BrienJames VeroneRyan DunnDoug HutchisonCourtney StoddenKenny BrittRoger GoodellChris IsaakChris CornellJeff Buckley
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They.com are saying 71. By the weekend, they're saying 77. Ooh. Ooh. Mamacita. Yeah. Ooh. I missed Friday. Friday, they say 81 degrees in San Diego. Wow. You are kidding. Not bad. Why does 75 here feel like 105? I don't know. It really does. I was on the beach. It was 75 degrees. It felt like it was 100 degrees. I don't know. But I like it. I love the sunshine. I'm glad it's coming back. It's the Mikey Show. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I am 41 years old and wearing my favorite shirt today. The reason is because it's the shirt that my wife doesn't dry. So it stays larger. Well, that's because you have big jugs. That's a true story. It's a true story. And it's soft. I feel that
I do better laundry than my wife, but my wife has a lot of responsibilities. I am a overboard with fabric softener. It is. Oh, really, L.O.B.? You don't like soft? I feel slimy on my skin. Oh, not me. It feels like little pillows. Little tiny pillows caressing me down. Woods is our sports guy. He's 35 years of age. He plays in a semi. professional baseball league. I'm on the DL currently. Yeah, he is. When do you get to play again? Well, I was thinking about giving it a go this coming Sunday. What's the coach say? The manager. The manager of the team. He's a player manager. Well, that can't be right. Pete Rose actually did this. He was a player manager. He managed the Reds and played. Is that typical? No, it's not typical. Anthony Odo is our player manager. Now, does he do anything else? Yeah, he plays second base, plays outfield. No, I mean for a living. Yeah, he's got a real job. A real job? Yeah, he's got a 9 to 5. He's a semi-professional baseball player. I mean, I have a job, and I'm a semi-professional baseball player. Oh, okay. I always thought that this was for fun. You did this as sort of a hobby.
Your job is your semi-professional baseball player. Knitting is a hobby. Baseball is no hobby. You make enough scratch to pay for your equipment and stuff, right? Playing on the team? Well, I make enough scratch here to help pay for my equipment and stuff. Lauren O'Brien is our assistant producer. Who just said scratch, by the way, for money. That's right. She's 30 years of age, but she doesn't look it. She looks much younger than that. Oh, my gosh. It's your co-worker, Jay. I know. So it was 25. In the movie The Green Mile, I'd marry her. Yeah, it was. More on that later. Yeah. Sienna's 26. She is our news girl. And, yeah, 26 at good age. And Jay Isbell is our producer. Nice card.
I gave him a belated birthday card. Nice. L-O-B. It's a mahogany card. I love that collection. Yes. And it's a black ballet guy doing the splits in the air. What does the inscription say? Yeah, read it. The world is yours to conquer, to change. You are the heir of greatness. That's incredible. That is in. Incredible. And the entire M1 nation just agreed unanimously. Jay is very beloved. Yes. And our phone screener is Chris. It's gross. It's gross. Today, your word of the day is reef. Now, this is a big announcement. What is the word of the day worth to you today? Oh, boy. Right? Oh, boy. Dude. I know. We have not announced it until now. In fact, I didn't even know how to go about doing it. Don't do it. I'm so nervous. This is the biggest prize we've ever given. It's a very cool prize. It's so fun. What we're giving away today is tickets to see Jeff Bridges perform his
role as Bad Blake in concert in Phoenix. Now, here's the only caveat. And that's him. That's Jeff Bridges doing Bad Blake in the movie Crazy Heart. He's only doing a few performances around the country. My brother lives in Phoenix and told me about it, and I said, I gotta see this. I gotta see this. In fact, when the movie came out, I said to Woods, wouldn't it be great if he toured? And at the time, I was saying it was like, well, never happened, but wouldn't it be cool? Well, he actually recorded an album. And so he's going to tour. The only thing is you've got to get yourself to Phoenix and you've got to get a place to stay in Phoenix. But what we will give you is tickets to see him at the Arizona Biltmore on July the 3rd. It's the day before the 4th of July. It's Jeff Bridges performing with his band, doing the music from Crazy Heart. The Biltmore is badass. Is it really? Oh, my gosh. It is insanely cool. 2011 Encore of Hollywood and Wine at the Arizona Biltmore. That's what they're calling it. And what they do there is three months of the biggest acts that are going on. And right now, this Jeff Bridges thing is like, you can't buy tickets to it on StubHub.
I tried. You can't buy tickets to it on StubHub. Let's see. It's a festival atmosphere. And it's the Arizona Biltmore Hollywood and Wine.com. That's how you find it. Arizona Biltmore Hollywood and Wine.com. If you want a full calendar of events. But today for the word of the day, that's what you win. Wow. The sold out Jeff Bridges concert to him doing all the crazy heart stuff. It's pretty crazy. Hey, take your old lady to Phoenix for the weekend. That's right. Do it up real good. That's right. We're all going to get laid. Oh, wow. All right. So it's an exciting prize. And also want to let you know, speaking of exciting, after today's program, we're going to be doing a tweet up as a show. What is a tweet up? It's where we tweet and we tell you, hey, we're someplace right now. Come hang out with us.
And whatever it is that we're going to tweet up and where we're going to be, we'll get you stuff there. Like if it's a restaurant or whatever, then lunch is on us. It's that kind of thing. So expect that today with all of us. Now, here's what you need to know, though. You've got to follow us on Twitter. You've got to follow us on Twitter. The way that you do it is to go on Twitter and just put in Mikey Show, M-I-K-E-Y, S-H-O-W, and then our name. So I'm Mikey Show Mikey, Mikey Show Woods, Mikey Show Sienna, Mikey Show Lauren, Mikey Show Jay. Did I get all that right? Yeah. Okay, cool. Well done. So that's how you follow us. And then today we're going to tell you about a tweet up where a few select group of people will be able to join us. It's going to be pretty cool. So the word of the day is Reef. Be listening for that word. Very important today because it could come during commercials. Caller number nine gets those Jeff Bridges tickets. You just got to find yourself a way to Arizona. You know, you got to fly out. We're doing the same thing. Yep. Road trip. Yeah. Yeah. We're doing the same thing. Freaking Bad Blake is playing. Bad Blake. Wow. Hey, Woodsy. Yes. Am I allowed to say that? Read that. Yes, absolutely. I can? Yeah, you can say that.
Okay. Because it's tonight. It is? Yep. This is the season premiere. They're going to show... It's a preview. It's a preview. Yeah, we'll be on there. Okay, so I'll let HB tell people the initial thing. M1HB from Arby. Morning, everyone. Good morning. I wanted to apologize for Woods for even bringing this up, but the season premiere of Wipeout is tonight, and it's supposed to be the preview of the entire summer season. We all have to watch ABC tonight, not for any particular reason. Yeah, why would you apologize to me? Yeah, it was so fun. Yeah. So great. So we might see someone we know, so everyone turn on ABC from 8 to 9 tonight. Thank you very much. Yeah. Can't I just say no? Yeah. Okay, we can say it. This is the first time we're officially able to say it. Woods and Jay were selected out of 75,000 people to be on the show Wipeout. Woo! Yeah! And the reason that Woods has a broken ankle right now is because of what happened on Wipeout. Now, we're going to tell you this. What's the official air date? The 28th of July. July 28th. July 28th, which, by the way, we will have a viewing party. Wow. It's a Thursday night, and I'm staying up. No way. It's okay. It's Friday the next day. I'll drive, buddy. It'll be good. I'll drive you. All right. Yep.
I'll drive you. As usual. I can't believe that I'm staying awake. You have to. I know. You have to for this. Oh, it's going to be good. So we're going to do a viewing party. That needs to be tweeted right now to the world and told to the world. Jay and Woods. And, you know, we don't want to give any. We're not going to give anything away. All we're going to tell you is that this went well. It was fun. You know, and far. So Woods would never do it again. You couldn't pay him enough to do it again. Right. There was a lot of Woods vomiting. There was some vomiting in there. Did Jay vomit? No, no. Guy, I'll just say this, and I'm going to say it for the record. Okay. The guy's a legend. He's a stud. He is a stallion. When it comes to things like that, when it comes to obstacle courses and whatnot. Yes. There's none better. And when I say none better, he's better than Navy SEALs at obstacle courses. I'm not kidding. It's a little extreme. Dude, they built these courses and they go, take that SEAL 6. Listen, they built these courses. He beat their records. Yeah. Jay did. He's a legend on those things. I love you, Jay. I love you, man. So perfect, Jay. Take it easy on me. That's the other reason why I'm telling you.
Because Jay wants to get after Woods, and I hope he leaves Woodsy alone and just sort of takes it easy. I want you both to get in shape is what I'm trying to establish here. Nothing to do with being in shape. Nothing. I've seen the fattest guys in the wipeout. Wait, wait, wait. Pause, pause. All of this needs to be saved. Because as you can see... I'm sweating. As you can see... The lava is starting to pour over the side of the volcano. I'm sweating. Yes. But what I will tell you is that Woods and Jay are going to be on a wipeout on July 26th. Network television. Millions of people are going to see it. Millions of people are going to know who you are, Woods and Jay. I hope they show us tonight. I hope there's some good food. I bet we're on there tonight. Please. Let it be on there tonight. We were hams, man. I mean, we hammed it up real good out there. We did a lot of nut slapping and all that stuff, and they loved it. So that's another day. I'm sure my Facebook will blow up tonight with fans. That's why I created a page for myself. That's right. I'm pretending that an M1's running it. I'm running it. Hey, just so y'all know.
I can only have up to 5,000 friends. Just calm down. One at a time. One at a time. Everybody gets a piece. Everybody gets a taste. Up until 5,000 and then you feast. Then you gotta catch up. I guess I'll do another one then. Oh, man. 570-1949 is our number. Give us a call or text us. 949mikey at gmail.com. Talking about M1 Nation blowing up. We are now at 13,000 fans. Crazy. on our Facebook page. If you're not a member of our Facebook page, you should be. Facebook.com slash Mikey Show. M-I-K-E-Y S-H-O-W. And we got Woods and Jay on Wipeout on the 26th. No. July 8th. July, right? It's July. July 28th. July 28th. Yeah, Thursday night. And we'll do a big party. And we'll do a big blowout. It's going to be great. Okay, so, Sienna, what is the deal with the cigarette labels today? Oh, my gosh. Okay, they're saying this is the most significant change to U.S. cigarette packs in 25 years. The FDA administered will release today nine new warning labels that are going to be taking up the top half of cigarette packs. And it's basically their graphic details of the negative health effects of smoking. Here are some examples.
A big picture of rotting and diseased teeth and gums. Get out of here. It's going to be on a pack of cigarettes. On the pack of cigarettes, yeah. A man with a tracheotomy. Oh, my gosh. Smoking. What? Also included on these labels are a corpse of a smoker. No way. Diseased lungs. A mother holding her baby with smoke swirling around them. My jaw is dropped. Oh, yeah. Like, this is crazy. And I don't have pictures on this article, but I saw them online and they're disgusting. How did they get approval to do something like that? I don't know. It's what happens. Was it the FDA? Yeah, the FDA. They do whatever they want. Well, 443,000 deaths are every single year from smoking. 443,000 deaths. Kid didn't like to be told what to do. That's right. Yeah, it's not going to help. It's not going to help one bit. Sure will. No, it won't. I don't think it will because. It's an addiction, you know? Yeah. You can put a, you know, Dennis Leary did a bit. He said, you can call them tumors. And people will be running on the street to get them. You know? Instead of calling them cigarettes, you can call them tumors. Oh, my God. I'm going to get my hands on some of those. Yeah. I mean, that's the deal. There's also going to be phrases across. In bold, smoking can kill you. Cigarettes cause cancer. All kinds of stuff. And there's also going to be a national quit smoking hotline number included on the pack. The old hotline number always helps. I am absolutely shocked.
That they're putting photographs. I mean, that blows me away. I need to show you some of these pictures. They're filthy. You're not shocked by that, Woods? No. It makes sense that they would do it? Yeah, it makes sense. I mean, they're going to try anything they can to warn you about the dangers. And the thing, every smoker, and I mean every smoker, knows the dangers of smoking. Yeah. Everyone. I just think that it's unprecedented. Can you see? It's kind of small. It's hideous. Oh, wow. Yeah. Like, you know, when I say when I and when I say unprecedented, like I I've never heard of anything like this in the history of the world. Right. Ever. So to me, this is shocking. It's just disgusting scabs on the gums like you just see everything. And it's going to be on the top, the whole top part of the cigarette pack. It's going to have this label. It's like looking at Wood's mouth. Is it? If it stops anybody. I think it'll have a better chance of stopping girls than guys. Yeah. Girls and maybe teenagers. Maybe. Maybe? Maybe. Hey, you know. Guy that's been smoking 15 years is like, great. Whatever. Let's see. M1 All Caps is on the line from IB. What's up, All Caps? Good morning, guys. Good morning. I've noted that you're talking about that cigarette. Uh-huh. They already have that in Mexico. That thing with the graphic pictures on it. Really? Yeah.
I saw one the other day, and it really freaked me out because it shows like a dead fetus there. No way. Yes, way. Oh, dude. That is crazy. Yeah, when I saw it, I was like, wait a minute, are these my mom? Some of the guys that I work at, they smoke. And I was watching it, and oh my God, it shows, one of those shows that like... I don't want to hear anymore. It's grossing me out. That's so extreme. Craziness. Yeah, so there's nine of these new labels that are going to be on every cigarette pack. You can collect them like baseball cards. Yeah. That's what I'll do. What? You trade. Yeah, trade. Do you have a trade? I got a tracheotomy if you want. I got two lungs. What about this fetus? I got two diseased lungs. I'll trade you for a fetus. I want gingivitis. You know I'm not giving up a gingivitis. It's mint. Look at the condition that gingivitis is in, bro. It's mint condition, dude. It's perfect. Look at the mom and baby. Come on. Gross. Give me that guy smoking through the hole in his throat. The Padres are not a happy story right now. They are not a happy story. I don't know what happened last year. It seemed like they were, you know, a bunch of misfits that were somehow putting it together and winning games. I don't know what happened. Woodsy, last night they played the Boston Red Sox.
And it didn't go well. It did not. I checked the score and it was 4-3 Boston. And I'm like, oh, good, man. They're hanging in. Flip back about half an hour later. It was 14-3. Holy smoke! They lost 14-5 at Fenway Park. That's unbelievable! It was unbelievable. Oh, wow. Adrian Gonzalez batted twice in their 10-run seventh inning, had a single, double, two RBI in that inning. He is murdering the ball. And I mean murdering the ball. Oh, wow. Everything the guy sees he hits, and he hits it hard. I wish he was a Padre. Would be pretty rad if he was a Padre. Yeah, they tied it, like I said, for a second, and then that was it. Wade LeBlanc started. He lasted three innings. Corey Lubke came in. He got the loss. They've lost six in a row. Woodsy said that kid that they called up from AAA is not doing it. Anthony Rizzo's batting. I think this morning it was 161. So he's below 200. He's having trouble seeing it and hitting it at the major league level.
Isn't that stuff contagious, too? Well, once you go in a slump, it's real hard to battle your way out. With everybody else, too. That's what I was going to ask you, because I've never done it, but as a semi-professional baseball player, when a team is on a hot streak, don't the rest of the players kind of... latch on it's pretty cool when when you know the first four or five guys in your lineup are hitting you feel a lot not even pressure you're kind of loose knowing everybody else is doing i can go up and do it too and you know you'll that's why you'll see those games like the red sox they're obviously hitting everything you score 14 runs in a major league baseball game you're doing something right so uh boston has that fever right now of of hitting the ball padres do not we don't they don't six in a row they've lost uh today is the first day of summer yep And so hopefully now it really starts to get some nice warm weather, sunshine all the time. Start to earn that sunshine tax that we all have to pay. But yeah, it's cloudy right now, but it's been getting sunny. And today's the first day of...
summer. I don't know how long it lasts. I like that. It's officially summer. Longest day of the year. Is it? And Jay said that there's this cool thing that you can do with an egg today. I think it's on the vernal equinox though, but you can balance an egg on its end and it just stands straight up. And on every other day, it'll fall to the side. Yeah, we need to get an egg this morning. Yeah, try it out. I love that kind of stuff. It was so weird about a week and a half ago. It was all cloudy here in San Diego. Temperature was about 68 during the middle of the day. And I get the East Coast feeds from New York City on my television. And they were experiencing a heat wave. And they had one of those little temperature laser guns where you shine it. You press the button and it'll tell you the temperature of anything. They put it to the sidewalk. It was 112 degrees. No, no, no, I'm sorry. It was 130 degrees on the sidewalk. 130 degrees. And the outside air temperature was 98 with humidity. I love humidity. You. L.O.B. I do. Oh my gosh. I'm not sure that those words have ever been put together in a sentence. That may be the first time those words have ever been said. I do. I feel more like youthful. It's kind of dry in San Diego, so I feel like my face is always like tight.
I try getting old. So you like that oppressive... I like heat. I do well in heat. You like it when it's hot and you feel like you've just come out of a shower. And something's sticking to me. Oh, it's like my nightmare. Well, isn't it everyone's nightmare? It's everyone. I feel supple. You feel what? Supple. You know, moisturize. I need some time off. What in the world? Who doesn't like that feeling of a random bead of sweat falling down their side? Not the sweat so much. I guess I don't like too much humidity. Oh, really? Really? You like when you look like Ashley Judd in Time to Kill and you're just walking around just sweating? Yeah. It's good for you. Sweating. Oh, my God. You'd love Houston, Texas then, my dear. Holy cow. That's one of the filthiest things I've ever heard a person say. It's disgusting. Depends on what you're wearing, though. Here, you can get away with stuff. Here in Houston, if you're wearing a business suit, forget it. Oh, yeah. It's brilliant. Shock. If you missed the news about Ryan Dunn from Jackass, we'll tell you all about it. Why did a guy rob a bank for a dollar? The answer will shock you. It's coming up.
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Where do we go? Nobody knows. Yeah. If you didn't hear us announcing. I've got to say I'm on my way. The word of the day is reef, and what can it get you? How about tickets to go see Jeff Bridges in Phoenix? Wow. Woods and I are going, taking our wives. My brother lives in Phoenix. He'll be there. Now. You got to get yourself transportation and a place to stay, but we'll get you in there. It's sold out, and he's only doing like three shows in the country. But we got tickets. So cool. Thank you to the Arizona Biltmore. ArizonaBiltmoreHollywoodAndWine.com. If you want a full calendar of events, really incredible prize today in our word of the day. So call our nine when you hear us say the word reef. Okay.
And then imagations is coming up at eight o'clock. If you're not familiar with imagations, maybe one of our favorite things ever. Minus the maybe. Minus the maybe. And multiply it by a hundred. Yes. Take an eight, spin it on its side. Exactly. What we do is we give Jay dialects and he has to do them. And it's great. Why is it great? Well, Dialects are not necessarily his thing. Take it back. That's so hard. And so you'll get to see. Maybe I'll have to take it back. I may have to take it back. After we give him these dialects today, he may nail them. And I have to say, Jay, I take it back. You get dialects. Even if he gets them, the things that he says in the accent is the weirdest stuff. No doubt. He did a couple that were okay last week, but what he said made it so much better. Oh, yeah. It's amazing. It's just, it free flows, man. He just free flows. He just free flows. I'm just free flowing. He's just free flowing. Oh, God. Imagination's at eight. Can't wait, can't wait, can't wait. Let's see. Okay, so it's kind of hard to hear, and the reason that it's kind of hard to hear is because this guy is being interviewed. He's 59 years old. He's from North Carolina, and he's being interviewed.
through glass you know in a jail yeah and why did he why is he in jail sienna uh because he wanted health insurance he had zero health care no job and there was a growth in his chest two ruptured discs and he didn't have a job so he did whatever he could to pay those bills medical bills wow yeah so listen to this guy first time i've ever been in trouble with the law so it's not you know it was um you know i'm sort of a logical person And that was my logic. That's what I came up with. That is how James Verone says he came to the decision to rob the RBC bank on New Hope Road on Thursday of last week. He had no gun, but handed the teller a rather unusual note. The note said, this is a bank robbery. Please only give me one dollar. Then he did the strangest thing of all.
I started to walk away from the teller and then I walked back and I said, I'll be sitting right over here on the chair waiting for the police. I wonder if she did only give him a dollar. I'm sure he'd do what they say. She's, you know, fulfilling the demand. And that's what he did. Listen to the teller on the 911 call to police. So why did he do everything he could to get arrested? Because I wanted to make it known to whoever would know. That's right, James Verone says he has no medical insurance. He says he has a growth of some sort on his chest, two ruptured discs, and a problem with his left foot. He's 59 years old and with no job and a depleted bank account. He thought jail was the best place he could go for medical care and a roof over his head. He wanted them to arrest you.
Oh, yeah. Oh, I went in knowing I was going to jail. James is hoping for a three-year sentence. He figures he'd then be able to collect Social Security when he gets out and says he's head for the beach. I already got a condominium spoken to the ruler on Myrtle Beach. He knows his story is unusual and he doesn't recommend doing what he did to anybody else. But James Verone says he has no regrets. He says he's getting good medical care now, but the jail doctor accuses him of manipulating the system. If it's called manipulation, then out of necessity, because I need medical care, then I guess I am manipulating the courts to get medical care. Well, you know, I don't advocate a crime. I certainly don't advocate a crime. And I'm not condoning what he did. But at the same time, he didn't hurt anyone. Thank goodness. Glad he didn't hurt anybody. And I'm glad he's going to get medical attention. But then my mind goes, man, there sure is a lot of people in his situation that don't rob banks. You know what I mean? What do they do? They die. A lot of them. Yeah, but they, I guess. I mean, but they don't die criminals. I don't know. What do you think? Man, that's one of the most heartbreaking stories I've ever heard.
Should everyone do that? No. You never want somebody to do something like that. I mean, that is so, he's at the lowest of the low. He's at the lowest of the low. You know, he's at his bottom. And it's so sad. It is. Everybody can't do that because the jails would be filled. Yeah. What do you think, Sienna? I think it's awful. It makes me want to cry. Just hearing his voice, he's like, I know what I did wrong, but I had to do it, you know? He didn't have to. That's a fact. He would have died. Well, there's a lot of people in his situation that they don't have to do that. And they don't. They choose not to. But then they die. He's getting attention. I mean, I don't know that they die. I don't know that they die. And we don't even know what the growth is. We don't know what it is. I mean, it could be something simple and we don't know what it is. It was bad enough to make him do that. Yeah. If you go into an emergency room, don't you get treatment? If it's an emergency. bust his hand or something. Cut his finger off or something. I don't know. They would help the hand, not everything else. I just, you know, I mean, it is really sad. You can't deny how sad it is. How did he get a condo? I don't know. When he said that, I go, you've already got a condo lined up in Myrtle Beach when you get done? Maybe to sell. No, he said, he goes, he's heading to the beach. When he's done, he goes, I've already got a condo. Talk to the realtor.
Jay, what do you think of a guy that does that? I think he just screams about our health care system that's so crazy that we, you know, you have to have this insurance and everything's so built up and, you know, the prices and the cost of the hospitals. It's just ridiculous. Well, you know, the Obama thing where he wants everybody to have insurance, they do that in Hungary where our nanny came from. And she liked to run. She was a runner and busted her knee. Tore her MCL. And so she went to the doctor because it was free. And they gave her some Advil. And they didn't do any x-rays or anything. And they said, you know, take this and it should be good. And so she took the Advil. And it wasn't good. It wasn't getting any better. So she went back. And they examined her again. And they said, you know, sometimes, you know, it takes a while to heal. So some more Advil. Free, by the way, on the house. Advil? Advil was on the house. How nice of that. Well, the state paid. The country paid for it. And so she didn't have to pay for the Advil. She didn't have to pay for the visit, by the way. She didn't have to pay for the visit. When she got to see the doctor, she didn't pay for one thing. Now, she did wait in a tremendous line, and it took hours to see the doctor. Oh, it's pretty much the same thing here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well...
You know, you're right. Sometimes it does take hours to see the doctor. But this wasn't like an emergency. This wasn't an emergency. Right. You know, this was like when you want to see a doctor, you don't make an appointment. You talk to anybody from Canada and they love it. I know. I've heard you. I've heard somebody from England, too. I talked to somebody from England that that had something very similar and didn't love it. But anyway, so she. decided she was going to ask her parents for money. And she went to a doctor that you can pay for, where they did an x-ray, found that she had an MCL tear, and then treated her for it. Now, the idea of universal health care sounds pretty awesome to me. The reality of it does not. Now, Jay says they love it in Canada. They love it. But there's other places that they do it that they don't love it. And listen, if we loved it, I'm for it. I'm for it. Who wouldn't be? How could you not be? But I just, I don't know, man. After she got diagnosed, couldn't she have gone back to the free doctor and go, hey, look, here are the results. Now do the operation. Well, she went back because it still hurt. The first time she went, they examined her and they said, yeah, you know, you've sprained your knee. Take some Advil. And she did and it didn't get better. So she went back to them. Yeah. And they said, they examined her again and they said, it takes a while.
It's going to take a while to heal. That's a knee. You know, these knees sometimes are janky. And so it's going to take a little while to heal. Janky. They gave her some more Advil again on the house. Didn't pay for it. Really? This is free? This here. As much as you like. Here. Wait a minute. I don't have to pay at all. No, here. Here, look. You can't get the stupid thing open. That's like 16 capsules there. Have a ball. For me? On me. Let me see. I paid $800. Oh, my goodness. I paid $800. I hit the jackpot. Look at you. $800 for a specialist to come in to look at Liberty for one minute. Oh, wow. She didn't have insurance? No. I mean, it was on my insurance. That's what it costs for this guy to come in and go, yeah, that's an asymmetrical cry face. Okay, thanks. See you later. Nothing to worry about. Did you meet the deductible? Oh, we just gave birth to her. Yeah. We just, you know, it was big time, you know.
Expense. Well, here's what you... Hey, Jaybird, you'll never get an argument from me on this. Health system, man, is jacked. Jacked up. It is. I mean, these companies are making gajillions of dollars taking advantage of people, and I believe that, and I think that. It's crazy. By the way, they're building a new hospital in San Diego County. Have you guys heard about the one that they're building up in San Marcos? This thing is supposed to be state-of-the-art. Have you heard about it? I've seen it. Dude, I heard yesterday... I mean, this sounds space age, but I heard that now with new hospitals, you know how like before, if you went into a hospital and like, let's say that you had to have different treatments, x-rays, you got to do this. They would like wheel you around and go to different places. Not now. Everything's done in the room. You don't ever leave. Oh, wow. No matter what you have to do, it's all done in your room. Like you get to the hospital, go to your room. You're like. That's it. It's all contained. Yeah, it's all contained. There's no x-ray room and this room and that room and OR and this and that. Boom, right there in your room. Technology's gotten so small so they can keep it all in one room. Isn't that kind of cool, though? That's rad. That hospital is crazy looking how big it is, though. It's like a billion dollars. It's right next to Stone Brewing. Yeah. And it looks like a monster up on the hillside. It's humongous. 570-1949. So here's the deal.
Yesterday, the judge in the Casey Anthony trial was scolding lawyers. If y'all don't want to act professional, then I will work you real full days. Enough is enough. He's ticked at them because they're nitpicking one another. Weird. And so he says, here's what I'm going to have you do. Instead of getting here at whatever time you get here, you're going to have to get here at 830. And you're going to have to have a prepared, typed out summary of everything that you're going to do that day. And they're like, oh boy. They're ticked. You can't blame them. Dr. Werner Schmitz, okay? Dr. Werner Schmitz is very famous, okay? This was a man who performed an autopsy on JFK. He's done, over the years, very, very, very good work.
And was hired by defense to do autopsy in this case. To not open the head, I think, is a failure. Where the head is not opened, that tells me about a shoddy autopsy. Excuse me the expression, but you provoked it. Oh, wow. I'm not trying to be jerkhole. But if we're being honest, you kind of are asking for it. So, you know. Well, was your work extensive enough for them to solve that case? Which one? The Kennedy case. Well, I concluded at the conclusion of the autopsy that he was shot in the head. Right. I think his wife could have told us that. She did. But I confirmed. Oh, good. Some people in the room said, do we know cause of death? And I said, what is the matter with you? You Helen Keller? Take a look at the police.
Doesn't take a genius to figure this out. See, it's pretty easy. He did another one, too. I can't remember. Some big case. But anyway, he says that it was a shoddy autopsy, which could lead to reasonable... No! Mike! Can't they excavate and, like, exhume her? They don't have to, because they had it. You know, they had all the stuff. There is no official cause of death. There's no... Official cause of death, Kaylee Anthony. What if she walks free? Why do you want to be best friends with Casey Anthony, Mike? Why do you want to hang out with her and be friends and have her come to your kid's birthday? Well, in all honesty, because that would be a big draw. You try to get new kids on the block and in sync, but you got Casey Anthony. Cheaper. No doubt about it. You got to hand it to this dude.
This Jose Baez, her attorney. Slime, slime. Slime, slime is for real, man. And think about this. My wife said that she believes that he's working pro bono, meaning that he's not charging herself. Man, it's not like they're suing. She goes, yeah, but it's the work. Yeah. It's the work, you know. The notoriety. The notoriety. You know, now you're the hot ticket in town. Yep. But I mean, how do you support yourself during this time? Because it takes a while. You know what I mean? And a lot of work. A lot of money too, man. A defense is not cheap. Take it from the kids. You know, first hand. Thrice fold. That's right. Ella B said something that I thought was fantastic in her recap. You know, it's graduation time. Right now, all the kids are graduating. And she has what she's calling senior envy. Over the weekend, she went to a high school graduation party.
And it was for a guy, right? Yeah. And what did you say to him? I told him he's about to enter in the best time of his life. Now listen to this. I thought this was very interesting. And I want you to ask yourself as you're driving right now if you would agree with this statement. This is what LOB said. I'm going to make a generalization, but I guarantee any of those high schoolers feel better on their worst day than me on my best day. That is bull. That those, on the worst day that that high schooler has, any of these high school graduates, they're still feeling better than she does on the best day she's having. There's no way. Physically. Physically. Physically. Physically. Physically. Well, yeah. You know. Well, yeah. They're teenagers. Yeah. I thought you meant, like, in general. Oh, no. I meant physically. I mean, I'm sure that they're, uh, the problem is perspective.
If I were in their shoes and I knew, you know, what I know now, then I would feel better even emotionally. But they don't know that right now. Yeah, your brain is all immature, though, when you're an 18-year-old. You're just a mess. Just filled with bong resin and malted hops and all kinds of good stuff. Zima. Zima. Bartles and James. Even a hangover. Boots farm. A hangover for a 17, 18-year-old is nothing. Yeah, 15 minutes. Nothing. It's four days now. You shouldn't drink. Yes, until you're 21. But if they were to have a sip of, you know, something other parents maybe had. My friend used to drink and put a little line where the alcohol was and then fill it with water. Oh, yeah, everybody did that. Oh, like their parents' bottles? Yeah. Oh, I had a totally different idea what the line you were talking about was. Oh, wow. My friend Mark Bodick went into our liquor cabinet and took a bottle of pinch scotch, which was like $150 bottle of scotch. It was my dad's. Oh, no. Started mixing it with Coca-Cola, orange juice. We drank that bottle of pinch. My dad's like, hey, where's that? We were 18. Where's that bottle of scotch I was saving for a special occasion? Oh, boy. Oh, my gosh. He took the best stuff in the deal. Well, my thought was, you know.
Teenagers do such dumb things. My thought was, does she think her dad's not going to notice that this tastes like water? It's the meanest thing I've ever done because I did it. You used to do that? I still feel so bad. My dad's probably listening right now like, awesome. Thanks. Perfect. Perfect. We used to just take a little from each bottle. Yeah. Like a, you know, a gin. Rum, whiskey, scotch, margarita mix cocktail. Ew. Just drink it. Put it in a water bottle. We'd pour it all in a pitcher and mix it all together. Pour Kool-Aid in there. Here we go. That's great. Away we go. 17 years from now, I'll be going, who touched my iPod? Who was messing with my iPod? Did somebody put songs on my iPod? Yeah, get ready. It'll be like the iDot by then. The iDot. So check this out. Apparently, but apparently we have. A definitive best ketchup. Is there a question? I mean, is there a question what the best ketchup is? We all know. No. But anyway, we'll discuss. We'll tell you what the findings are. And got a great text from this guy about what his wife hassles him about. And maybe you get hassled about the same thing. And news on Ryan Dunn. If you don't know about Ryan Dunn from Jackass, we'll fill you in.
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City, then again from Camino Del Norte to Poway Road. This report, it's also brought to you by your San Diego County Toyota dealers. Toyota owners, San Diego Toyota dealerships, they've got a $24.95 lube oil and filter replacement for United States Armed Forces members and vets, including your immediate family. See your dealer for details. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. KBZT San Diego, a Lincoln Financial radio station. Now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I used to use the word wonderful again. I'm 40, it's okay. Lauren. When I have to say smart things on the spot, I'm like... Woods. Your boy gets in the shower and I have very little hair and I have to condition, of course, because it smells so good and it feels so good when you condition. Sienna. Yes, I have big boobs. And Jay. So what if I like to surf every day? On FM 94.9. Mikey, I printed out some texts for you. Hey, are they about everyone? What's that? Are those texts about everyone? By everyone, do you mean the entire Mikey show? Yeah. Well, let's see. First text reads. Mikey, now that Jay is going to be an international celebrity on Wipeout, will the Mikey show finally be changed to the Jay show? And could Jay possibly do a Daily Sally list? He could start with Woods as the first Daily Sally. No.
He says silk for you guys. That's M1 nuts. M1 deed said Jay made Chuck Norris the man he is today. Good one. And finally, OJ Simpson got his name from his perfect roommate whose lovemaking made women say OJ. Really? With the OJ Simpson reference? And I would have printed a text about you guys, but they're... There weren't any. There aren't any. They're all about Jay. They're all about Jay. Sienna, what's going on in the news? Well, if you didn't hear yesterday morning, sad news. The Jackass star Ryan Dunn was killed in a car accident in Pennsylvania. The police were called around 2.30 a.m. Monday morning, and when they arrived to the scene off the side of the freeway was his car, his 2007 Porsche 911 GT3. That was in flames.
There was someone else, a passenger in the car. Now, they have not positively identified the body, but Ryan Dunn from Jackass was killed. Just awful story. And they found out he was drinking. His manager actually said that he was because there was a picture that Ryan Dunn tweeted of him at a party with some friends just a few hours before. So, oh, man, is that sad. Terrible. Also, a British soldier was killed in Afghanistan, but this is a really cool story. In his will, he left behind $161,500 for his friends so that they could go on vacation to Las Vegas in his honor. Oh, wow. He wanted his friends to go out and party really hard remembering him, so they did. About a year after he died, 32 friends will be flying to Nevada. Oh, wow. 32 friends. Wow. That's awesome. To celebrate his life. But really sad, but awesome. I know. I've got goosebumps. Woodsy, what's going on in sports? Sports is brought to us today by our friends at Frank's Red Hot. Frank's Red Hot. Yes! Oh, yeah. Well, if you didn't hear earlier, the Padres are not playing good baseball. They've lost six in a row. They got smoked last night by the Red Sox, 14-5. Boston had a 10-run seventh inning. Oh.
My gosh. And this is a story I wouldn't normally mention, except Jay actually used to babysit this guy. His name's Jack McKeon, and he's the new manager for the Florida Marlins. They are scuffling right now. They have lost 10 in a row. I'm sorry, 11 in a row. And the 80-year-old Jack McKeon has taken over for Edwin Rodriguez, who stepped down. And Jay actually babysat Jack McKeon when he was a little kid. 80 years old. He's 80 years old and he's managing a baseball team. Oh, wow. You know the travel involved? Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. That's pretty crazy. He's 60 years older than a lot of his players. That's gnarly. Hey, speaking of Ryan Dunn from Jackass, this is Bam Majera gluing his hand to Ryan's beard and then ripping it off. Man, this is going to suck. Three, two, go. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, me, man. It's a guy thing. Man, I love it. I do, too. Why? I don't know, but I'm all the way in. Mike, you have a beard. Oh, no. Can you imagine? I have a hand. I got glue. But it bleeds, doesn't it? Oh, yeah.
No, I can't do it. Can't do it. It's just ridiculous. Those guys are fearless. Yeah. Fearless. Imagations is less than an hour away. I can't wait. It's where we give dialects to Jay and he's got to do them. And I'll set up to sneer you and then he'll do it. So that's coming up at 8 o'clock. Word of the day is Reef and it is worth Tickets to see Jeff Bridges, Academy Award winning Jeff Bridges, reprising his role as Bad Blake. That's right. That's crazy. That's right. So anyway, that's word of the day today. You've got to get yourself to Phoenix, though, and have a place to stay in Phoenix. But it's sold out. Very sold out. It's very reasonable to get to Phoenix, too. Yeah. Very reasonable. It is. Feast.
Okay, so, Sienna, what is this best ketchup thing about? Well, it's a top ten list. I'll go for top five. Is that all you care about, probably? Are there even five? Oh, yeah, there's a whole list. They sampled ten brands using McDonald's french fries for the dipping, and they were blind tested. All the people that did it were blindfolded, so they didn't know what they were eating. And then number five was Heinz Organic Tomato Ketchup. Number four. Well, wouldn't you think that Heinz... Ketchup is the number one ketchup? It's the number four, Mike. It's the number three. Generic tomato ketchup. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. You know what's pretty cool about this, though? They didn't know. They were just tasting it. It's a taste test. Number two. Whole Foods 365 ketchup. I'm in shock. Number one. Whole Foods 365 ketchup. organic tomato ketchup. Wow. I'm buying it. It's the number one ketchup. I'm going to buy it. I'm not. Woodsy, if we blind... I know. Woodsy's holding up a bottle. Woods keeps his own bottle of Heinz 57 ketchup right here in the studio, and he's holding it right now. It's not good. It's the old glass bottle. Hey, listen. I would have thought, hands down, that'd be everybody's favorite, but when you're blindfolded and you get a taste test...
People say no. I want to try this. I want to know where this was conducted. Whole Foods. Yeah, Whole Foods. Hippies. Bunch of hippies. Hippies took this test. I wonder. I tell you, Kim got me on the organic ketchup, and then I went back to the Heinz, and I was like, ugh. Well, organic food doesn't taste bad. It tastes better. It's more expensive, though. You know, I disagree, man. Jamie bought some organic pasta sauce. It tasted like squirrel. Was it squirrel flavored? No, it wasn't squirrel flavored. In defense to Jamie, it was squirrel flavored. It was filthy. But wait. I might have flipped my bowl. Real chunks of squirrel in it. But wait a second. You're very particular. And I think most people are really particular about their spaghetti sauce. But see, I'm not real. I eat Prego. That's not particular. That's not particular. Dude, isn't that like saying, hey, listen, man. I like Kraft American singles. You like Kraft American singles. And if I try to slip you some kind of American single that ain't Kraft, you'll know. Yeah, but see, I'll eat it. Because I just bought some Statler Brothers. Generic? Yeah, generic singles. And it didn't taste bad? Freaking delicious. Really? Yeah. You don't like American? It's like plastic. It is. It's so good. That's what I think, too. Wax cheese. Oh, it's delicious. So, you know, this was done by The Stir. I made the grossest sandwich last night for dinner because Rebecca had to go do something.
Can I tell you what it was? It was gross. It was so gross. It was seven grain bread. Did it have oats and stuff around the edge? Did it have nuts inside? Yes. Oh, hideous. Delicious. Hideous. And she got me a rotisserie chicken at Henry's. Yes. And it was in the refrigerator. Okay. So when I took it out, it was all cold and gelatinous. You know what I mean? Sounds good so far. So I had to peel it and stick it in the micro, which dried it out. Yeah. And then all we had was like Colby Jack cheese. And so I put a slice of Colby Jack cheese on seven grain bread with dried out microwave rotisserie chicken and a little bit of mayo. Hideous. It was disgusting. Toaster oven. Jay puts everything. Mike, you put turd in a toaster oven. I make spaghetti in a toaster oven. It's delicious. Your scrambled eggs, your hot chocolate, everything can go in a toaster oven. Waffles, pancakes.
I have a comment on the best ketchup and what the people who tried it said about it. They said that this Whole Foods 365 Organic Tomato Ketchup tasted like fresh pasta sauce, but with the perfect ketchup consistency. They described it using things like saying really nice, slightly sweet, perfect consistency, thick and smooth. I want to try it now. Yeah, I do too. Give me my Heinz 57. Yeah, give me the Heinz, baby. Well, at least try it. This text says, Mikey, my wife's always hassling me to throw out food by the used by date. I think it's a trick to get you to buy more food. Well, the truth is that you can eat food after the used by date. Did Jay write this email? This sounds like something he would write. Absolutely. I never throw it out on the date. It's supposed to be used by. You just smell it and taste it. My wife does that. I do it. You do? You do? What? Yes. Throw it away? Yes. I do too, yeah. Oh, yeah. Why would you throw it away? It's still perfectly good. If there's a date on it, and if it's past that date, or if it's even on that date, it's gone. Oh my gosh. Gone. It's not an exact science. It's not. Hey, listen. It may not be. I'm taking their word for it. But LLB, I thought you said you'd do it. I only do it with eggs. Everything else, I just give the sniff test. Oh, it's hideous. I watched an episode of Hoarders. She said, unless it's puffy, it's good.
It just got me. I'm done. Isolate. Oh, even eggs. Eggs last so long when it's refrigerated. Oh. There's no way to do a smell test for eggs. Oh, gosh. Yeah, you can. You ever open a yogurt and there's, it's like on the date of. Yeah. And there's water inside of the top of it. There's always water in the top of it. I'm not. Just mix it up and smell it. What do people, what do you do, nation? 570-1949. Do you throw it out or do you keep it? Do you? No. In fact, dude, most of the time, I'm not aware. The only thing I'm aware of is eggs and milk. Like, I'm practically like there's used by dates on anything other than eggs and milk. Everything, man. Even cans. Cans, yeah. Everything. I will. I'm this guy. Strap yourself in. I'm this guy. I can get leftovers from a restaurant. And three weeks later, maybe more. Oh, yeah, absolutely. You know why? In my mind, I'm like, it's in the refrigerator. It's being refrigerated. It's like a woolly mammoth. It's fossil. I'm fine. It's being refrigerated. Three weeks, at least, I will eat stuff. Even meat? Oh, yeah, a steak. I'll take a steak, and it'll be white. I'll take it out. It'll be white. I'll be like, eh, just put it in the oven. Stop. I'll do chicken. It'll kill anything.
Six days is usually about the most for chicken. Six days? I go one day. I go one day. After it's cooked? If I don't eat it the next day, in the garbage it goes. Even if it's cooked? Yes. There's people starving out there. Great. Well, that's not why for me. I'm just like, well, it's still good. I donate to the Red Cross. It's so wasteful. Jay, how about you? Oh, yeah. What do you think? I cut the... If it's moldy on the side, I cut the mold off. Dude. Jay's like, I got my high school graduation cake I'm still marching on. Hey, I don't get penicillin shots. I just eat moldy bread. Yeah. That's what I do. It's not going to kill you. It might. Do you pick the mold off bread? Oh, absolutely. Jay stuff. And cheese? Oh, my God. I don't go that far. You cut the sides all off and there's fresh cheese in the side. My dad does that. Why not? Yeah, my dad takes the green off cheese and eats it. Is this a thing? 570-1949. I think the topic should be, are you psychotic? Yeah, my dad is. I am in a couple ways. You wouldn't eat moldy cheese. I learned it from my dad. I'd cut off the green. What about bread? It's a little sharp. There's an article, when mold can be a good thing, and I'm trying to find it because I saw it. Mold on bread and stuff can be good for you. Yeah, if you're psychotic. Cheese is mold. Yeah, cheese is mold. I mean, it's basically a feast. Cheese is mold. I'm not eating the green mold. That's why I don't eat that.
funk cheese that you eat. I eat Kraft American Singles, some Colby Jack, and some cheddar. That's not even cheese. That's the worst possible thing. Doesn't matter. That's what I like. That funk cheese that you eat. Yeah, Jarlsburg or whatever the hell it is. Hideous. To Woods. Smells like an old boot. To Woods, Jarlsburg cheese is an exotic... Oh, yeah, it's exotic. No. It's like from India. Yes, exactly. It's brought here on a boat. With spice. Yes. Spices and textiles. From India, Wisconsin. And one Sam from Oceanside. I'm with Jay. I cut the mold off cheese, bread, salami. I'm with the Jay. Thank you. Salami gets me because... Yeah, I'll tell you why salami gets me. Okay, salami gets me because sometimes I'll take salami... Sometimes I'll take salami out of the refrigerator and I'll open... The reusable package that it opens, I'll smell it, and it's a little bit like vinegar. And so I can't do it. It's because it's cured like that, though. Rotten meat. Yeah, it's pretty much. Dude, I mean, we all pull down decent bucks. Maybe you go get some fresh salami. Bro, in America, in America, man, the deal is that we, that's, it's an American thing.
Is it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Because in other countries, bro, part of making a food is letting it rot. Yet another reason I don't live in other countries. True. That's why I live here in the land of the fresh. It's true. It's true. It's the land of the fresh. We are the land of the fresh. It's not the official slogan of the U.S. I thought that that was our official slogan. For any, you know, visiting tourists out there. The land of the fresh. Real good. Let's see. M1 Nubian Prince from Otay Mesa. Hello, Bree. The land of the fresh, dude. That's right. It's the land of the fresh. More like land of the fat. That's awesome. Actually, I had some fresh tri-tip from Costco. I bought it, and I forgot to freeze it. I forgot to freeze it and, you know, marinate it. Right. I left it in the fridge for me about three, four days past the due date, and I said, dude, I'm freaking freezing it, dude. This is like a $27 pack of meat. Garbage. You know? Did you freeze it? Yeah. Did you eat it?
How was it? It was delicious. See, here's what I think, and I could be wrong. Somebody can call me and tell me, thank you, Nubian Prince, if I'm wrong about this. But I believe that the use-by date is there to cover their butt. Right. It's there to cover their butt. Sienna, you can eat it. I don't. You can. It's to cover their butt. Even if you can, I cannot enjoy taking a bite because I'm like, oh, this is gone. This is bad. This has gone bad. I can't. I drank milk the other day in cereal that was two days over the deal. And I didn't know. And after, I didn't know. I couldn't tell. Couldn't tell. And after, Jamie said, oh, you know, that was two days past. And I almost had a heart attack. And my stomach, I felt like my stomach was starting to hurt. Like, if you take, if you have cereal and you haven't sniffed it first and take a bite. That's where America's coming to. We don't kill our own food any longer. We can't even eat food that's past its due date. Well, hang on a second. Hang on. Hang on. Y'all don't catch your own food. I do. I got a bon era. I killed a bear last night. That's right. Last night we had bear filet. Yep.
Bear burgers tomorrow. Bear burgers tomorrow. Bear chili. Bear chili. And then Friday night, Bear Porterhouse. Because we're going to splurge. Bone in Bear Parmesan. That's right. Other countries would kill for our leftovers. Great. Feast. I don't live in other countries. Happy birthday. M1. M1 Cam from Oceanside. Are you there? Good morning, Mike. Good morning. Hey, so Jason has a point because you remember the days when... When settlers used to, you know, coming to the New World and everything, they would put big blocks of cheese on the... Settlers! Yes. Settlers! Wait a second, wait a second. Wait a second. Do you know how cheese was made? Is that what you're telling me? Well, no, because what happened was they would put... Like, how was the first cheese ever made? Who's the first guy that ever made cheese? The first guy that ever made cheese. Ignore them. I mean, because that was... That's spoiled milk. And they were like, hey, let's try it. Let's scrape it off the top. Let's scrape it off. Let's try it. Exactly. So when they got here, they scraped the sides off of the cheese and it was still good. Yep. Do you know if it was John W. Wilson that came over on the Mayflower? No, it's John W. Jarlsburg. Yeah. Feast on that. That was Jay's roommate, you know. Yeah, it was. Thank you. Good guy. Okay. Hell of a cheese maker. I don't care what the settlers did. The settlers didn't have Costco that they could walk into and be like, all right, look at this. Still tastes good though, bro. What? The food a week after. No, no.
It still tastes good. It's a mental thing. I grew up that way. My dad would take stuff out of the garbage because my mom would throw it in there and it would drive him batty. I'm my mom. If it's past that date, in the trash you go. Panties look real good on you. I really hope that what M1 Devil Dog from Lakeside is about to tell us is not a true story. But I'm going to hear you. Go ahead, Devil Dog. Okay. Now, I won this argument with my wife last week. Okay. I was fighting with her about keeping some leftovers from a restaurant, Mikey. Uh-huh. In the fridge. It was in there for about working on the third week, and I still wanted to eat it. Yeah. It was some Chinese food from Santee, right? Done it. Free meat. Done it. So we're going through this argument, and we start doing some research, you know, through Google and whatnot. Come to find out that a good majority of your pre-made foods that are in the stores,
some of which that aren't even frozen either, usually are hitting about the two-week mark before you even purchase them to eat it. Yeah. Oh, my. What's your source? What's your source? So I sat there, and I argued with her, and she finally admitted after seeing it. She's like, well, I guess we can go ahead and keep this food. I busted that Chinese food out, working on the third week in the fridge. It tasted fine. I've done it. What's your source, though, on that pre-made stuff in the grocery? There was, actually, there's a couple different things on the internet, just looking up, like, you know, your basic research, you know, how long does it take for food to get to the stores and whatnot, when do you purchase by date, stuff like that. Wood's almost hurled. And there's also a couple documentaries that Christina had that she was looking through. Is that your gal? Yeah, that she was trying to figure out, you know, what foods are good to eat, what foods aren't. And we started looking through those resources, too. They're right there on Google, some of the first options that pop up.
It's pretty disturbing at first, but then I'm like, hey, this means I get to keep all my leftovers. Three weeks, Chinese. Well, so that just means that the next time that you go to get that nice brownie salad, it's so good. Just know that quite some time. No way. That's made fresh every day. Of course. Of course it is, you man. This is that potato salad. Just for you. Just for you. Afternoon barbecue. They knew you'd be coming, but that's why. 25th, they prepared it for your 4th of July barbecue. No more of that than for me. Really. Now I'll make my own potato salad. I'm going to research myself. I'm out. I'm going to research my own darn self.
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Let's see. Okay, so who is this actor, Sienna? Doug Hutchison. He played the real skeevy guard. in the Green Mile. Percy. Percy. The one that kills the mouse. Yes. Ponca. Yeah, well, he turned a few heads yesterday because he announced that he had married his 16-year-old girlfriend, Courtney Alexis Dodden, who is an aspiring country singer. They went to Vegas and they had to get parental permission from her parents, obviously. Well, one of them. Right. You have to get permission from one. Really? Yes. So at least one of them gave permission. And the dad, I think I read somewhere like the dad's in on the guy. I'm sure. Yeah, the dad says that, you know, oh, he's a great guy. 35 year age difference. Holy cow. Sienna. Now, Sienna is a advocate of the older man. Yeah. But does this cross the line? Does this cross the line? Are you playing something? No, I'm asking. Oh, 35 years?
Yeah, that's too much. That's gross. When they're old enough to be your dad, that's disgusting. So here is a clip of him from the Green Mile. Percy, you want to think about what you were doing just now? They are in cradle school, in case you didn't notice. Oh, creep. Although you treat them that way half the time. Men under strain can snap, hurt themselves, and hurt others. You'd have better to think of this place like it's an intensive care ward of a hospital. I think of it as a bucket of **** to drown rats in. That's all. Anybody that doesn't like it, you can kiss my ass. What a creep in the movie, right? So creepy in the movie. Now he's married a 16-year-old. Anybody that doesn't like it, you can kiss my butt. This is some of this girl, Courtney Stodden, on a YouTube video where she is giving an anti-bullying message. Oh, no.
Hi, I'm Courtney Stodden, and I'm here to talk to you about public and cyberbullying, which actually is a huge problem in the world today. I'm an upcoming recording artist. I'm a model, inspiring actress, dancer, TV show hostess. Inspiring. I host my own TV show called The Courtney Stodden Show. Inspiring. I'm very career-oriented. Along with being in the public eye. comes a lot of criticism, hatred, and jealousy. This has caused actually a lot of people in the world today to fall into depression, not wanting to go back to school, and even ending their lives because of this terrible epidemic. She's right. Hi, I'm Courtney Stodden, and I'm here to talk to you about public and cyberbullying, which actually... Hi. Now, I'm with her on the bullying thing. Nobody likes bullying. Right. No.
Nobody likes bullying. People like editing, you know. What do you mean? She could have done a second take. Maybe somebody should say, hey, we got to do a second take on that. Hi. Hi. Stop with the jealousies. I'm an inspiring actress. Inspiring. Courtney. Hi. I'm Courtney. I'm an inspiring actress. Cut. Hi. Courtney, I didn't say action yet. Okay. Hi. Uh-oh. Cut. Hi. Oh, no. We're off. We're kind of. Hi. So, Courtney, in this one, I want you to say. Hi. Uh-oh. To make matters worse, Courtney said this in the same video. My breasts are real. Everything about me is real. My hair is real. My teeth are real. My eyelashes are real. My breasts. Are totally real. You know, believe it or not. Stop saying real. Please stop saying real. You're annoying. What's real? Please stop saying it. Jay, what's real? Jay, what does real mean? She likes my breasts. Yes, baby. What is this one's name? Real, real, real, real. Real, Mike. Why is she saying real? It's a real, the real film. Get real. I think because she's trying to keep it real. Here's the thing. Here's the deal.
I do not. I do not. I don't fault her. She's just a kid. She's a 16-year-old kid. She's going to stay real. She's a 16-year-old. He's the creepy one. He's the genius. He's the creepy one. She's not even old enough to, like, have a job. Vote. Like, a lot of places don't even hire a 16. Buy cigarettes? You can't have your driver's license in a lot of states. It's insane. Let me see. Wait, wait. She can't buy cigarettes. Wait. He was 35 when she was born? Is that right? Yes. He was 35 years old when she was born. Oh, Woods and an infant. Oh, wow. Stay away from Sage. That's creepy. Ew. And it's the same thing. Stay away from Sage Woods. Ew. I want to know. I want to know the biggest age gap of somebody listening right now. Like, if you're an M1 and you think you may have the biggest age gap, 570-1949. I have 13 years. That's a lot. That's what Todd and I are. Four. 13 years. Now, see, I don't see any problem with it. It sounds kind of creepy, but when you meet us, like, it doesn't seem like it's even there. And when you're a certain age, I don't really think that it matters as long as you guys are kind of aligned, but she's 16. Well, wait. But think about this, you guys. I'm just going to throw this out there. Is that, you know, these are the laws of the land. They're the laws of the land for a reason.
But when you think about it, it's like 18 is legal. OK, so on September 2nd, you're 17 and on September 3rd, you're 18. But does that make you somehow now? Like, is it more, you know, is it right now? And yesterday it was, you know, think about that. Yeah. I mean, these are laws that at some point came into being. But at one point, you know, you go back hundreds and hundreds of years, you know. Girls were having babies like when they were 13 or 14 or whatever. Second of all, I believe that boys and girls now, they know way more than we knew when we were kids. They're responsible for more now than they were before. I just think that it's kind of weird that at 17, the last day of being 17, it's illegal. But the next day, it's legal. But it's still the same.
It's still a child. Yeah. It's still a child. This girl does not look 16. No, she does not. No, she doesn't. She looks 30. Yeah, she does. How does that get started? How did that start? He has to know, oh, you're 16, and then you still go with it? He started field day. Field day. He saw her at field day. He was driving by and he's like, oh. He has a kid that actually teaches at her school. Grandkid. Grandkid. You know, she could be grandkid. My mom is 48 and she's a grandma. Yeah. Wow. Could be a grandkid. Technically could be a grandkid. Listen, the caveat is she's 16, but. She's pretty hot. She's gorgeous. She's gorgeous. Not the worst move this guy made. It's not the worst move he made. L-O-B question. Is it in and of itself, is it bad to recognize as an adult male, as a 41-year-old, that a 16-year-old girl is extraordinarily beautiful? No, but the word hot for a 16-year-old is creepy. Not when she looks like this. It's creepy. Yeah, agreed. Her shoulder blades are touching her back, though. It's like, how do you do that?
See, I think if you define the word hot, she falls into the category. Yes. But you should feel bad about yourself for even calling a 16-year-old hot. She's right. I don't at all. Her parents should feel bad about letting her look like that at 16. Letting her look like that. Letting her look like that. Letting her look like that. Yeah. That's what she looks like. No, there's a lot of work goes into looking like that. That girl should be a crime. The way you look. How good you look. I'm going to sop you up with a biscuit. That is way too sexy for a 16-year-old. Stop staring at the picture. I got to see. That is way. He is just staring. Right now. I got a sheriff's badge and you're under arrest. Oh, my God. Let me tell you something. I said, hey, you look wonderful tonight. She's got bedroom eyes in this picture. She does. I know. You keep staring at it. That's why. You're getting a good look. Stop staring. My new screensaver. Let me tell you, what I have now been staring at for four and a half minutes is wrong. It's younger than three of my kids. Let me tell you something. Oh my gosh. What I can't take my eyes off right now is absolutely positively wrong. The image I have burned in my retina. The wallpaper on my computer is so wrong. The picture that I...
I'm still looking at it even right now. It should be illegal. Oh, it should be illegal. This picture that I may or may not have already sent to have on a t-shirt is just filthy wrong. Wiener time. This picture that I could describe to a police sketch artist with 100% accuracy. Accuracy. Accuracy. Is wrong. It's on. This picture that I sent to Jared to have a portrait print. Is this wrong? I will love you violently. I will hang that up and I'll know it's wrong. Bring it. Oh, that is fantastic. Oh, my gosh. M1 Anonymous from San Diego. Good morning, Mikey Show. Good morning. I love your women on your show, by the way. Thank you. Yeah. Okay, now my grandfather was from the Mexican heritage there. When he was 42, he married an 18-year-old. She was a legal adult. She was a legal adult. Does anybody find fault in that? A 42-year-old man marrying an 18-year-old girl? It's a little strange. Is it? It is. It's an adult? Yes. They were married until the day he passed, and he was 82.
It was a long time ago, too. But that, to me, was the biggest gap. They were married 40-something years or 38 years? That's pretty rad. People weren't living as long back then. He lived 82 years. There's a part of me that thinks that us as a culture is kind of weird. Yes. A little. I mean, they lived happily married for how long? 40-something years. Yeah. And they did. It was amazing. To see him go through the trials and tribulations, but with the age gap there and just kind of seeing that, it was a little awkward, but, you know. Thanks for the call. It worked for them. Thanks for the call. Let me ask a question. Do you think, L.O.B., that it's wrong for a 19-year-old man to have sexual intercourse with a 17-year-old girl? No. Now, check this out. That's a bold statement. As long as it's consensual. Yes. Caveat there. Now. In the state of California, they would call that illegal. In fact, they would call it statutory rape. Now, I don't know how long that law has been in effect. However, that is the age that my dad was when he married my mom. She was 17. He was 19. They've been married for 54 years. Wow. And they are in love. I mean, truly in love. Over the moon. They really are. Yeah. I spent time with them yesterday, and they really are.
in love with each other now i think about that and i go maybe are we weird are we not weird because even if you suggest that that's weird you sound like a pervert yeah dude if you're let's say you're 19 and let's say you're dating a 15 year old girl you're in everybody's eyes you're a giant creep there's no question you're a creep but if you're 23 there's a lot of girls listening right now a lot of women listening right now that we're like that are going My boyfriend was blah, blah, blah. Right. Yeah. I mean, but that's the difference, man. You got to let them get legal. That's the thing. You have to let them get legal. What if they're just dating and not, you know. Yeah, Woods. I mean, I did it. Me too. Yeah. My mom was 17 when she met my dad, who was 27. And everyone back then was like, no, no, this isn't right. And they got married when my mom was 18. Jacef. Yes, sir. What's your opinion on this?
I say the younger the better. I did it. I mean, you know, I was right there around that age. And I think all, you know, guys have dated girls that are younger. You know, I don't know. It's like one of my heroes said, you know, the thing about high school girls is I get older. They stay the same age. I'm a hero. That character in that movie is based off me a little bit. That's right. M1 Larissa from Claremont. Are you there? Yes, sir. What is the age difference between you and your boyfriend? My boyfriend is 22 years older than I am. How old are you? I'm 25. He's 47. Son of a bitch. High five. 25, 47. Listen, I don't see a problem. Absolutely not. It's amazing. He's a great guy, and that's all that matters. Aren't guys lucky, man? It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair because if you turn it around, most... It doesn't happen. It doesn't happen. It doesn't happen. It doesn't happen. Most 25-year-old guys are not looking for a 47-year-old woman. Most. It's the 47-year-old woman looking for the 25-year-old woman. Yeah, that's right. It's 99%. L-O-B. Yeah. Careful. It's not fair. It's true. Guys are just so lucky. I know. I know. I know it. It's not like it happens all the time with guys either. Is it?
It happens a lot, but not every 47-year-old guy can get a 25-year-old girl. No. It's a feast on that. Yeah, but not every 25-year-old guy can get a 25-year-old girl. Yeah, that's true. True story. You know, I think it's, the odds are probably the same. The odds are probably the same. In fact, they're probably better. You know why? You know why I think the odds are better for an older guy with a 25-year-old girl? A, he's now got dough. Yep. Whereas L.O.B. would say scratch. He's got some scratch. Number two. Well, wait. Hang on. He's also probably figured out how to have the mouthpiece. Yeah. And when he was 25, he probably didn't know how to have the mouthpiece, right? He's mature. He's mature. Not a little perv. He's not a creepy little perv. Yeah. He doesn't just want to sleep with her and move on. Right. He wants to sleep with her. He's got a retirement plan. Yeah, he's got a 401k. He's probably got a house. House, cars. He's also got a 22-year-old kid. That's the only thing that people find weird. Oh, well, that's a little bit, yeah, that definitely was scratching across the record there. Stepmom. Yeah, easy stepmom. Yeah. Mom. Hey, Mom. Hey, Mom. It's a modern family. Yes. That's her mom, but they went to high school together. Right. Mom, is it cool if I borrow your car?
Mom, can we make out? Oh, wow. Hey, Dad, I don't mean this weird, but Mom's pretty hot. Mom, you ought to come to this party with me in high school. Hey, do you remember James from high school? He's throwing a party tonight. He's trying to roll with me. Let's go, Mom. I wonder how pretty you are, Larissa. Me too. Me too. Well, and I say that. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Because a 47-year-old guy, you know, it's fascinating from, you know, sociologically, what does he look like? What does she look like? What? Jay's age. That's Jay's age with a 25-year-old. We would think it was weird. I'm sorry. Yeah, you know what, though, man? I would not. I know he looks good. I would not. I know Jay looks good. I wouldn't think it was weird. If Jay were single and he were dating a 25-year-old girl, it would not seem weird to me at all. Unless she was like, oh, my God, hey. That would be weird. That's what makes it weird. Like totes, guys. Obby. Thank you very much for the call. M1 Volleyball from San Marcos. Hi. Wait, wait, wait. Before you tell me, how old are you? I'm 24. You're 24. Now what you're going to be telling us about is your grandpa. Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Just let me ask because I got to do this right. How old was he when he married his wife? And when we come back, we're going to tell you how old she was. Please hang on. Can you hang on, volleyball? All right, cool. Hang on the line. It's pretty shocking. With everything in this country tied up in the court systems, I think we need a little more of this. The Mikey Show now. Shoot him a text. 949mikey at gmail.com. Call 570-1949. This is The Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Win-winning doubles with winning. Something happens that the dictionary cannot adequately define. Winning. The only way to describe Dave and Buster's half-price game Wednesdays. Twice the games for the same price. That's double the spin and win. Twice the new Fruit Ninja 2.
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Imaginations are coming up in just a moment. Sienna, we're going to hear from M1 Volleyball, who's been very patient, waiting for us. She's going to tell us about her grandfather because we're talking about age difference. Her grandfather was 84 years old when he married his wife. We'll tell you how old she was. Sienna, what's going on in the news? Well, you may remember last week we talked about Tracy Morgan and how he got in a lot of trouble over an anti-gay rant he did. a week ago in Nashville. Well, he's joining the Gay and Lesbian Alliance today to deliver a face-to-face apology to everyone that was at the Ryman Auditorium so that everyone forgives and tries to forget what happened. That's good. Also, President Obama has officially become the first president to tweet while in office. On Father's Day, he tweeted, Being a father is sometimes my hardest, but always my most rewarding job. Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there. It is a hard job. At Barack Obama. You can follow him. Woodsy, what's going on in sports? This one's going to get you. What? There's a wide receiver placed for the Titans. His name's Kenny Britt. Yeah. Well, Kenny Britt's been in trouble throughout the lockout. He took police on a car chase in April. He walked away from the car and said, oh, it wasn't me driving. Okay. King clown number one. Then he was charged the next day with resisting arrest. Oh, wow. On Monday, he put on his Facebook, quote, retiring from the NFL.
F-U Goodell. Are you serious? Misspelled Goodell. Weird. Then he deleted the post and claimed he was hacked, according to the Newark Star-Ledger. I think Anthony Weiner did that. Yes. So here's what he says in his retraction. Change of heart. My family is always here for me. I made mistakes. I'm sorry. I'm going to change and become a better person and a mentor for all my young fans. I will accept any penalty like a man. My Facebook was hacked with those past two statuses. I am not retiring and do not have any hate toward the commissioner. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding? It's so weird. It's in the top three weird sports stories. It makes my skin. It is. It's pretty bad. It makes my skin. I know. It's killing me. Tell me what's happening in your brain about him. And about it. I want to take my belt to him. No, but what do you want to say to him? Well, what I want to do is I want to rent a shed out in the woods. And I want to tie him to a chair. And I want to make him tell me. Was it hacked? Let me be him. You be him. Oh, my goodness. He's coming over. He's coming over to me. How are you doing, Kenny? Good. Was it hacked? Yes, sir. Was it hacked? It was hacked, sir. No, no, no, no. Don't take your belt off. Oh, my gosh.
Spank him. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wow. I didn't mean it. I'm leaving you there. Will you untie me? I'm not going to untie you. Please. I'm sorry. What a douche. I didn't mean it. I'm so tired of these guys. Let's see. I'm Mikey. That's Woodsy. Putting his belt back on. Should I jingle my belt louder? That's L-O-B. L.O. Belt. L.O. Belt. I was looking right at his belt when I said that. L.O. Belt. L.O. Belt. L.O. Belt. Easy L.O. Belt. Sienna's our news girl and Jay is our producer. Our phone screen is Cross. That's Cross. All right, so we're talking about biggest age gaps. M1 Volleyball, you've been very patient. Thank you for staying on the line with us. You're welcome. So your grandfather was 84 years old when he married his wife, and she was how old? He was 35. Oh, my gosh. Wow. And they have two kids. They have two kids? Two kids. I have an aunt and uncle. My uncle is six, and my aunt is four. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. My uncle. Wow.
Uncle so-and-so. Uncle what? Uncle... Oh, no. You don't know your uncle's name? She doesn't want to say it. Uncle Jaden. Yeah, Uncle Jaden. Uncle Colton. Aunt Avery. I can't remember. You don't know their name? How do you not know your aunt and uncle's name? Huh? Well, they live in Pennsylvania. I've only seen them, like, once. Does he look... His name is Hannah, and he is somebody with a J. I don't remember. Jaden. And does your grandfather, does he have the 84-year-old look, or does he look younger than his age? He looks younger than his age. He's in pretty good shape, but he still looks like an older guy. He still looks like Wilford Brimley. Okay. L-O-B. Lauren does not need to demonstrate. L-O-B. I missed it. Wait a minute.
Not only did L.O.B. just demonstrate, but she took the man's role. Demonstrated the act of conceiving a child. Oh, wow. I cannot look at her. Dirty bird. Dirty, filthy bird. Oh, I remember his name, Joshua. Joshua and Uncle Joshua, who's six. And Aunt Hannah, who's four. Do they give good gifts? Yeah, Uncle... Yeah, drawings. Uncle Josh. He's six years old. Uncle Josh is six. Yeah. What do they have in common? Do you know? Do you know the story? He was a family friend. She grew up in England. So, I don't know. He was just a family friend of her parents. And I remember he visited us in San Diego because he's from Pennsylvania. And he said, oh, my friend is coming. from england and she's gonna stay at our house with us and i thought she was gonna be really cool because she was like 30 or something at the time and i was like cool i'm gonna hang with like a 30 year old right younger wow um and yeah and then she got back from the beach one day with him and was like look at this ring that your grandpa got me and i was like oh cool i had no idea what was going on is he is he loaded is he rich no not at all wow it's love yeah
There you go. Thank you, volleyball. Yeah, you're welcome. And finally, M1, the brink on the 15. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. What's the rule? The rule is you take your age, divide it by two, and add seven. All right, hang on. All right, so for me, that would be I should not date a woman if I were single. I shouldn't date a woman that's younger than 27 because I'm 41. Mine's 25. Woods. I did not. Yeah, you did. No, I didn't. You pumped. I didn't pump. Yes. Liar. Jay's would be 48 years old. He could date a 48-year-old. His would actually be 31? 31. I think Todd's is 26, which is what I am. Oh, look at you, Todd. I may be off with my math, but... Could be. He made the cut. I think he made it.
Thank you very much. How old are you? 26? Uh-huh. Divided by two. Oh, no, he, yeah, he's 38. I couldn't divide 39 and two. I was like, what is it, 18? See, I think that the rule is ridiculous because I don't think that, I think it's weird that you would say, oh, yeah, Mike, you're 41. If you were a single man, that anything younger than 27 is inappropriate. I think that's strange. I have a friend when she was 29 was planning her boyfriend's 50th birthday party. I just thought it sounded weird. It does sound weird. It does. It sounds weird. It just... She's in her 20s. He's turning 50. It's love. It's... They were. They were in love. They were. It wasn't anything other than that, you know? I guess 50 is the new 40. Do you think that she had daddy issues? Oh, wow. Her dad was like four years older than him. Made for an awkward first meeting. I bet. How you doing? And second and third and fourth. How's your 401k? Are you diversifying? Oh, wow. All right. Are you ready for imagations? Yeah. Here we go. All right. Jay, for your first imagation, I would like you to be...
A dreadlocked Jamaican straight off the streets of Kingston trying to sell some pot. Yeah, man. Hey, you boys want some pot? Come on, man. It's the good stuff. You know what I'm talking about, don't you, man? Wow. Wow. Wow. Woods is so happy right now that he's hugging a beanbag. Oh, my God. You want some pot? You want some pot? Oh, man. And your next one is? Yeah, man. A member of a Mexican drug cartel being questioned at the border. You see, man? No, that wasn't me, man. I don't know what you're talking about. It was not me. It was Mikey. Yeah, man. He stole the French fry truck. Yeah, man. So he's a hippie Mexican drug cartel guy.
Is it better with the music? Yes. Oh, my God. You ready for the next one? I don't know. Your next one is a Boston cop working the homicide division explaining his job. So, yeah, I'm out in the car. I drive around and stuff. I got big things on the top that flash. And when people do bad things, yeah, pull them over. So what? That's what I do. It hurts. That's his Boston cop. It's the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life. For your next one. That's incredible. For your next imagination. This goes on forever. Please keep going. You're a proper British businessman ordering tea on a flight in first class. Yes, excuse me. Might I have another spot of tea? That would be very lovely. Thank you so much. His hand motion.
His hand motions are like he's got little claws. He's a T-Rex. It's a T-Rex holding two T-Cups. It's a T-Rex holding two T-Cups. Excuse me, man. Excuse me. Excuse me. Oh, my gosh. A spot of T. It hits me like I just ate a big spoonful of ice cream that's ice cold. Oh, yeah. It's a sharp shooting vein. It's a sharp shooting vein. Chris is trying to secretly tape me. Are you ready? Secretly. There's more. You're next. You've got two more. Yes. I thought we agreed on less. Oh. In your next one, you're John Wayne explaining what you need to do to shoot a pistol straight and accurate. Well, look here, Pilgrim. You take the gun and you cock it, and then you never point it at yourself. You point it away at the varmint that's coming at you.
I'm disappointed in how good that was. I think I might like him as much as everyone else. I've saved the best for last. This is so hard. Finally, Jay, you're anyone from Harry Potter casting a spell. Look at him. He's working it up. You can see him working up. He's got it in his brain. Listen, Potter. You're going to be turned into a Quidditch bowl. He was holding a wand. He likes Harry Potter. The greatest. I want nine hours of imaginations. Oh, I know. Me too. Maybe during the 28-hour show, we can do four hours of imaginations. Straight. Holy cow. Oh, my gosh. I don't even want it on the rocks. I just want you to pour my imaginations straight from the bottle.
Give me the bottom. Just let me glug on that. I can think of so many more. Write them down. Write them down. Okay. Write them down because... Oh, that was great. And if you... Listen. If you want, please go to MikeyShow.com or even go on our Facebook page. Facebook.com slash MikeyShow and give us suggestions for imagations. Because I can listen to this man... For days. This guy from Texas. I can listen to him do... Bad imaginations all day long. The Boston one got me real good. His Boston, his New York, both sound the exact same. Yes, and that's so great. That is the greatest part of it. Oh, wow. It's exhausting. It's brilliant. You do awesome work. Thank you. Yes, good work. Bravo. Barring lyrics, what is the perfect song? Barring lyrics. Now, the reason I say boring lyrics is because we could sit there and we could debate that all day long. People would go, ah, words not right, blah, blah, blah. But I'll humor it. I'll humor it. As long as it's just right, I'll humor it. 5701-949. I'm going to give you an example. For me, the first time I heard the song Tears in Heaven, I thought to myself, am my ears really hearing what I think they are?
And if I hear this song the next time and it still sounds this good, then it's perfect. And it did. And it is, in my opinion. In my opinion, there is nothing wrong with the song Tears in Heaven. Woods. I like one of my favorites. I've been trying to learn how to play it for years is In My Room by the Beach Boys. Great song. Barring lyrics. And with the lyrics, it's dynamite. But barring them, it's gorgeous. Absolutely. Gorgeous. It just, it hits me here. Yeah. Yeah. A moment of tears in heaven. Kind of a fart. Right there. So sad. That slide will get you. It is sad, but it's just. Sienna, you got to have some Rolling Stones thing. Well, initially I thought Beast of Burden because that's my favorite song. And it's just, I don't know. It's perfect, I think. The tune, it makes everyone likes it. It's just, I love it. And it's my song. Cheers for fears.
Everybody Wants to Rule the World. That is a great song. I like the... That's a great song. Now, is it perfect? Is it perfect? Too synthy for me. But let's teach their own. For its time period? Sure. No, no, no. See, but a perfect song, though, has to stand the test of time. It stands the test of time. Yeah, it has to be timeless. It has to be... It has to stand up today. Oh, yeah, it does. There's some nasty little guitar solos in there, too, you wouldn't be expecting. Sienna, don't hate me. What? I think this one's more perfect than Beast and Bird. Oh, wow. That's fine. It was my perfect song, not yours. All right. Mine beats them all. Coldplay. Fix You. That's a good song. I hate the intro, but love the rest of the song. I hate the intro. That's it exactly. I hate it. That's the problem. Yep. I love it. Oh, it drives me. The organ.
Organ can get in music. And you know what else I want to say to the song? Hurry up. Hurry up. Get there. Get there. Get there. Hurry up. Hurry up. It's supposed to be slow. Once he starts with the lights go down, I'm in. All the way in. Beautiful. I feel like he has me by my belt loop and he's just dragging me. And I'm like, hurry up. Come on. I want to be drug along. Now that's good. There we go. Makes a great argument. There's another one, too, off the Garden State soundtrack, the Colin Hay. Oh, that one is phenomenal. Absolutely phenomenal. I just don't think I'll ever get over you. Oh, my God. It just breaks your heart. M1 Gordon Bombay. Morning, guys. Good morning. Chili peppers. Excuse me. Salt to squeeze. Oh, wow. I couldn't disagree with you more, but that's only because I hate the chili peppers. I just can't. But it makes no sense to me. I got a bad disease.
See, I think the song should be called Unison. If I'm ever having a hard time falling asleep, just throw on some chili peppers. Clown. What's the perfect song? 570-1949. From beginning to end, what is the perfect song? Oh, yeah. M1 Rich from Oceanside, when we come back, I agree a thousand percent. Dude, that's not Skeletor. That's Terminator's wife. Think you got something worth adding to the Mikey show? Action a little bit. At 949mikey at gmail.com. That's all I want to hear. We'll call Mikey now. 570-1949. I don't like how this is already beginning. FM. Hey, it's Hillary with some shows for you to go check out. Ockerville River are playing with Titus Andronicus this Friday night, the 24th. That show is at the belly up.
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Meaning you can't find flaw with it. Every part of that song is just perfect. A lot of acoustic guitar music is that way for me. If I hear it and you take the lyrics out, Day Old Hate by City in Color is perfection. I agree with you. If you took his voice and you just listened to the guitar, it would be absolutely perfect. I listen to that song 50 times a week. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's... Yeah, there's nothing wrong with this song. From beginning to end, there's nothing wrong with it. His voice, the guitar, his voice is one of the most unique and beautiful sounds I've ever heard. You think guys ever brought a girl home from the bar and the girl said, oh, it's a guitar in the corner. Do you play? And he goes, yeah, I play a little bit. I tinker around.
Huh? I screw around a little bit. I noodle with it. It's no big deal. You want me to play? I'll play something. She's just... Yeah, and he's just singing with this voice. Done. You don't have a one call close real good? Man, he's got a good voice. Let's see. Okay. Let's take some of these calls from people. 570. 194.9 M1 Madaog up on the 5. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. What do you think is the perfect song? Man, this is such a great topic. I think there are so many for so many different people. Everybody's got their own. But I think for me, Beatles, While My Guitar Gently Weeps. That ain't bad. That's real good. I'm not a fan of this intro. Personally, no, it's a little, it's a little hokey to me.
But now, from this point on, I'm good. What I really like about this song, same reason I like Stairway to Heaven and The Chain by Fleetwood Mac. There's so many change-ups. It turns into different songs. It's like a story. What's the song by Wings that I really love? Band on the Run. Band on the Run is three songs in one. Layla? Layla. It's a bunch of songs. Love Layla. Hey, dude, that's a great one, my dog. Good call. Thank you, bro. Yeah, enjoy that. Now, I told you. I couldn't agree more with M1 Rich from Oceanside. Are you there, Rich? Yeah, I love the show. Thank you very much. What do you think is the perfect song? Number one has to be Wicked Game, Chris Eisen. Oh, yes. You are correct. It's like maple syrup slowly pouring into your ears and just... Over your naked body. Over your naked body. And the maple syrup is warm.
First of all, you have that vintage guitar that's recorded perfectly. And then you add to that his vocal. It's almost not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. Let's eat this on repeat all night. All day. While making love. If you were to put a list of the top make love songs... This might be the number one. This and some Sade. Yeah. And maybe some Slipknot. Cannibal Corpse. Listen right here. Weird Al Yanky. U-S-O-B. Darn, that is a good song, dude. Oh, man. Thank you, Rich. All right. I'm all hot. Yeah, my opinion, you win. Take an early day. You know, take a house. M1. God, come home. M1, Jesse James. It's a girl.
From Escondido. Are you there, Jesse James? I am. What do you think is a perfect song? Well, perfect summertime, like happiness in music, is Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zero's Home. I think it's a fabulous song. I think you might be right. That's a really good one. It's pretty perfect. I like it a lot now. I love this part. I love the whole thing. Hold everything. Hold everything. Hold everything. Hold everything. Hold everything. Because I think Chris Isaac may have a run for his money when we put on M1 Kelly from Vista. Are you there, Kelly? Listen, when we listen to Wicked Game by Chris Isaac and the topic is perfect song, I'm like, it's the end of the story. We don't have anything else to talk about. Until I saw yours.
Yep. What is it? Chris Cornell, Sun Shower. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Git. Git. You're insane. You, you, you, you, you, you. You're both insane. You, you, you, you, you. J, L-O-B. J, L-O-B. You, you, you. Fired. Oh, yeah. That's a good song. L-O-B. It's a great song, except for the singing. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Oh. Boring. Oh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. Mike's going to fall out of his chair. I need to open you up and check for your soul. I know it's in there somewhere. Predictable. I get it. I'm doing formatic music and it's very predictable. I sing like this. Ignore it. Jay, he does not sing like this. He has one of the best voices.
Around. It's like his voice is like a mahogany wind instrument that no one else owns. He's an attractive man. But somebody took sandpaper all over that mahogany. Oh, yeah. If the sandpaper is made out of magic gypsy dust, yeah, exactly. And naked women. Yeah. And a little bit of aged scotch. He's so good that when I saw him here, my eyes rolled up with tears. Good voice for rock, not a good voice for this style of music. He did all acoustic. It blew me away. He got a man crush, that's why. No, I don't care how he looks. I like girls. Listen, my soul has a little bit of a dent in it. I know, mine too. Because of Jay and L.O.B. I like him with rock music behind it. I was so happy when the group broke up. His audio slave stuff, I like that. I was so happy when the group broke up. Why? I was just done. You guys, let's party! How many more times do you have to hear the same song? They all sound the same. All right, Jay, name five Soundgarden songs. Black, I don't even want to. Black Cold Sun. Black Cold Sun. Black Cold Sun. Yeah, they're all the same song. Yeah, they are. Fork Man. I worked in rock radio.
Kelly, Kelly, you are right. You're wrong. Such a great song, Kelly. Kelly, you sound cute. It's me and one of my wife's songs, so feast on that. Oh, then it must be good. Yeah. Yeah. That does it. I got another one. I got another one, and it's another Chris Cornell song. Oh, yeah. Weird. Oh, yes. Maybe perfect. Again, though, the intro, the organ. Oh, it breaks my heart. It's so beautiful. I don't like the organ, I think, is my bit. I don't think I can dig organ. I think that this is not what I've heard. I just got it. I just got it. He's such a creep. I'm going to get him so bad. He's a creep. You're like a professional creep. Some people are novice amateurs. He's a PhD. I'm a novice. I consider myself a novice creep. There's no one that knows more creep trivia than Jay. He said organs. Get it? Yeah, get it. Hey,
Woods, don't say unit. Don't say unit. Please say unit. Because I'll get you. I'll get you. You know the largest organ in the body? That song's a jam. Yeah. Oh, boy, L.O.B. Here's another one for me. Now, all I'm waiting for is for all the Pleabarian eyes to start to stare down upon me. I'm already starting. Like you did when I said Jeff Buckley. Yes. Jeff Buckley's brilliant. Yeah. You're missing the boat. Yes. It's a bit. It's not a bit. It's not a bit. What do you mean a bit? You're a plebe. You're a bit. You're a plebe. Oh, yeah. It's a good song. It's a great song. From beginning to end to me, great song. This song is perfect. I know it's not cool to like Stained, but I like Stained. I have no beef yet. It isn't cool to like Stained, but I'm sorry. I think this is a good song. I didn't even know. I remember when this came out, I couldn't stop listening. Me either. We knew each other at the time. I couldn't stop. I couldn't turn it off. I couldn't either. I could. I could stop. Nothing good about it. Ain't nothing good about it. I sing like this. He does. Every single chord's wrong. Been a while. Sounds like he's playing with broken fingers. He ain't no Crystal Castles, I'll tell you that. He ain't no Broken Jaws. He ain't no Peter, Paul, and Mary. That's for sure. He's no best of bread. He ain't no two kooka-chews. No, that's true, Jay. He is no best of bread.
Polly Juana Cracker. Mr. Rogers, that jacket's in. Polly Juana. Polly Juana. It's spelled like marijuana. Polly Juana Cracker. Let's see. Let's do a couple more. M1 Truck Driver from San Marcos. Are you there? I'm here. What do you think? I think Cupops, California Love. Oh, that's a great new song. Jam. It's a great new song. Mike thinks he just discovered it. I heard that song for the first time about a year and a half ago. I thought he broke it. I thought he was Clive Davis. I always hear Hoyle sing this song. Welcome everybody to the Wild Wild West. That's a jam, man. Okay, take the words away. Listen to that. You wouldn't listen to that. Woods, you know it's a true story that I heard this a year and a half ago and I thought it was a new song that was incredible.
Oh, it's a jam. I've never heard it before. Gotta have the words in it, though, I think. You would just listen to... I love it. You don't like that part? No. That's why I love rap, because I like the words. See, I don't even know what he's saying. And the beat. I just like the whole thing. In on it. Think it might be perfect. This next one, some will find questionable. M1 John from Del Mar. I would say... Yeah, hey guys, I would say Pink Floyd, wish you were here. 100. Strong. 100%. It is so beautiful. Great guitar intro and voice. Oh yeah, you're right. Don't you need to be high on marijuana cigarettes? No, not at all. It's one of the most beautiful songs out there. It helps. It helps. It helps, but it's not mandatory. Can somebody turn the volume up? Oh no, wait, that's just the song. It's muted into like one ear. Yeah, can somebody put that on the live channel too? Did I record this?
That's perfect. That's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's a great storytelling. What did Jay say? I don't know. It's great to get a story to it. What's it about? It's about Sid Barrett. Huh? It's about Sid Barrett. Oh, it is about Sid Barrett. Easy, Sid Barrett. Sid Barrett was in their band and he went crazy. So they wrote the album The Wall for him. And so that's about him. Wish you were here. Don't get upset, Miguel. Why are you upset? I'm not upset. Why are you mad at me? You asked me. I told you. Asked and answered. You're screaming now. I'm not mad. Asked and answered, dude. Oh, gosh. Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley is a perfect, perfect, perfect song. But it's a Leonard Cohen song. Right. But his version beats the crap out of Leonard Cohen's. Leonard Cohen called him and said, your version beat the crap out of mine. Bravo. Yeah. Bravo, Jeff.
El Jefe. 100. Perfect. Absolutely. Right? Queen, we will rock you. Anybody else think about cheerleaders? Easy, creeper. All the time, I think. What do you think about the song? Anybody else think about cheerleaders right now? Are you singing about foot skirts? I mean, I'm not. I was wondering if you were. I was wondering, yeah, if you guys were doing that. Here's one that not a lot of people will know, but that I think is a perfect song. Oh, yes. Perfection. I feel like his voice puts a web all over me, and I can't get out of it, and I'm just stuck in the web, and I want to get out, but I can't. It makes me a little uncomfortable, yet it seduces me. Yes.
Forbidden fruits. It's unbelievable. I'm like, I want to go. You know what his voice is like to me? It's like when you scratch a German shepherd in his back leg and the German shepherd starts going. Or when you're scratching a cat and the cat is like in between wanting to bite you. And love on you. And loving it. It's like, I like you, but. Too hard. Too hard for. Deftons. Yeah. That voice is in my bones. Do you like his voice, L.O.B.? No. You don't? I love his voice in some songs, but in other songs, it's like a totally different group. I'm like, what happened to the... Isn't that kind of cool, though? I don't know. He loses me. He's got a lot of range. That's for sure. He's got a ton of range. And you know, when you see him live, you're like, wow, he really pulls it off. Let's see. Hang on a minute. Sorry. Just give me one second here. By range.
By range, do you mean that he can go from that to this? He won a Grammy for that song. He sure did. They won a Grammy for that song. Elite. Drive like 100 and listen to this. Drive into a baseball game. So do you think he records this and then is like, how is that? Well, let me tell you. Let me tell you. Let me tell you. Let me tell you. They had video of him. They had video of him recording that song. They had video of him recording that song. And first of all, he hurt himself. I bet. It's a true story. He hurt himself. Did you know that, Woods? Yeah, he hurt himself. And saw a physician. And the physician said, you need to learn how to sing. Right. You need to learn how to use your voice. Because he was going on the road with that. Every night. Every night. And his voice, he lost his voice completely. And they stopped touring for her.
Four months or something? He had shredded his vocal cords for a while. I knew that, and they didn't think he'd be able to sing again. Yeah. We're talking about Perfect Songs, 570-1949. Mike, if you liked a real song, you'd like Reef Mania, their new album. We know Jay. You never heard of Reef Mania? It's because you ain't cool. Little Sunshine has a temper sometimes, but he's not all bad. Mikey. He's a real beef castle. 949.com. The what? More of the Mikey. If you love your HD channels and who doesn't, then you probably wish that your cable offered more than it does. That's why right now is the time for you to get more with AT&T U-verse TV. Because with that, you got the freedom. You can watch TV and you can kind of do this the way that you want to do it. It's tailored to you. AT&T U-verse, you can basically, you can watch stuff on TV.
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Hi, babe. Hi. Hi, babe. It's M1Babe from Serena Mesa. What was the word of the day? Reefer. No. You trickster. You get to see Bad Blake. I know. Now, babe, here's the deal. You got to get yourself to Phoenix and you got to, you know, have a place to stay. But as long as you can get yourself to Phoenix and get a place to stay, we're getting you into the sold out Jeff Bridges concert. Oh, my gosh. It's so awesome. Have you seen Crazy Heart? I have. And I love Jeff Bridges. Yeah. I mean, it's Woods introduced all of us to the movie. And it's probably one of my favorite movies ever. And the music and him as that character. Yeah. Puking all over his sunglasses. Shaking it off. I mean, it's great. And so, anyway, he's playing a show in Phoenix at the Biltmore. And many of us here on the Mikey Show are going to be going to this thing, crashing at my brother's house. And, you know, it's going to be a good time. So hang on the line, okay? Okay, thank you. I am genuinely excited for her. Yeah, that's rad. This is Jeff Bridges singing.
We're going to see that. We're going to see that, dude. We're going to see that, dude. That's great. And don't worry, we have some more. Let's see. Let me introduce everybody real quick. I'm Mikey. That's Woodsy. That's L-O-B. That's Sienna. That's Jay. And it's Krause. That's Krause. Let's see here. New releases coming out today. Woodsy, what do we got? The new Bon Iver is out today. Feast. Sounds like somebody tied a string around his vocal cords. Whenever they tied it, they're tugging it. Yeah. I love the music, though. Listen to the music. It's rad. The name of the band is Ron Iverson. Bon Iver. Bon Iverson. That's Bon Iver. Bon Iver. God-given name? Yeah, there you go. The new Gomez is out. The new Gomez is out. Whatever's on your mind. Play it on Hot AC stuff. That's good. Yeah.
I like it. The ladies knew this young lady, Jill Scott, The Light of the Sun. L.O.B. She's giving me the finger. Amazing. Yeah, not the finger, but the whack. The whack, the finger whack. We all feel like it sometimes, but you did it. The new Michael Bolton is out. Are you kidding me? I'm not kidding, Mike. This is called the Duets Collection. Actually, it's called Gems, the Duets Collection. Mikey. Oh, my God. Sting's on. Sting just wrecked this car. Eliza. I just almost crashed my frigging plane, man. Listen, Michael, I know I gave you the rights to it, but I take it back. Can I have it back? Yeah, you can't record it. You can't use it, mate. I've already recorded it. I already put it on the record.
I don't care. That's the worst thing I've ever heard. Take the frigging record back then. Oh, that's awful. You know how I do that thing sometimes where I say, stop thinking of it from, you know, like, I'm like, just listen to it and just tell him, you know, Michael Bolton may be the only one where I can't take the image away from the. The receded hair. I can't. The curly mullet. Yeah. I can't do it either. crimped mullet crimped curly mullet like i can basically take a hinder song and go just take the dumbness away take everything out of your mind that you you know the visual and how lame they are and just listen to the voice and maybe there's something you know nickelback i do that with i go listen take away the image of nickelback being cheesy and blah blah blah like it's not that bad i can't I can't. I can't. I can't with Michael Bolton. He's like, he may be the only one. For me, yes. Only one. I can't take away the image of that cul-de-sac hairdo. That's how I feel about Nickelback. I can't take away Chad Kroger. I can't. You can't get him out of my mind. Can't remove it. Yeah. The new Pitbull is out. Planet Pit. Oh, good. With a name like Pitbull, you'd think he'd sound a little meaner. I don't. It sounds like Neo.
With him or someone with him. Oh, there he is. Okay. Talk faster. Talk faster. I feel like I'm inside of a hot topic. Yeah. Simple plan. Get your heart on. Get it. Blink-182 called. They want their sound back. And by far the biggest release of the day, the new Weird Al Yankovic Alpocalypse. Never got it. He's talented. Yeah. So was Liberace. Out on DVD today with Matt Damon, the Adjustment Bureau. And this movie I will be watching very soon. Cedar Rapids with Ed Helms from The Office. Looks hysterical. A little indie. All right. All right. Feast. Should we play a game? Yeah. It's time for The Gas Price is Right.
The median price of gas here in San Diego County, $3.91. You call us right now, 570-1949. All you have to do is tell us whether three out of these five items or more are less than $3.91, and you win. Don't forget, Mikey Show's doing a tweet-up after our program today. And what is a tweet-up? It means that we will tweet where we are. And we'll ask a certain number of people to come out and join us and hang out. M1AK from Point Loma, you there? Yes, sir. How you doing, buddy? I'm good. How are you, man? I'm good. Let's do this, man. All right. You got $3.91. You got to get three.
Out of five of these, correct. And what's the prize today, Jay? You win a four-pack of tickets to the Wave Water Park. There you go. All right. All right, $3.91. Is a three-ounce bottle of Banana Boat sunscreen more or less than $3.91? A what-ounce bottle? Three-ounce bottle. I'd say less. Oh. This stuff is expensive, man. $8.99. $8.99 for a three-ounce bottle of that stuff. You've got to remember where you're shopping. Yeah, this is convenience store items. Oh, okay. I'm thinking Walmart, Target. No, no, no. Convenience store items. Again, the median price of gas here in San Diego County right now is $3.91. Now, is a four-ounce bottle of Johnson's Baby Lotion more or less than $3.91? It's going to be less. You got it, buddy. It costs $2.49. How about a four and a half ounce can of green giant diced mushrooms? Is that more or less than $3.91? Less. You got it. $2.99. I only need to get one more right. One more right and you are in the money. How about one box of Docalax laxatives? Is that more or less than $3.91? Oh, man.
Don't you. Don't you. His laugh is so great. I love it. More or less? Less. You have one more chance. Do you have a girlfriend? No, not at the moment. No wife? Unfortunately not. All right. Well, this is going to be a 50-50. I've been there before not too long ago, so I still kind of have, you know. Okay. Well, this is going to be a 50-50. Okay. Medium price of gas in San Diego County, $3.91. But what about one pack of 14 always ultra-thin maxis? I don't know why I knew that was coming. That's it. I'm going to say more. You're correct. You did it. It's $5.29. You are a winner. Hang on the line. That's a lot of maxi pads for the money. I would not know that. Wouldn't.
Never bought them, Woods. 14? Never have had to buy them for a girlfriend or my wife. Let's see. M1 Rick from Escondido. Are you there? I am here. All right, buddy. Medium price of gas, $3.91. You got to get three out of five. You ready? Got it. Half ounce bottle of Visine. It's more. It costs $5.49 for a little bottle of Visine. Wow. A 10-ounce box of 7-Eleven chicken nuggets. Yeah. Is that more or less than $3.91? That's more. That's correct. Woods made this list? Yeah. Yep. $3.99. Just went to my pantry. What about a 26-ounce box of Milk Bones dog biscuits? More. That's correct. Wow. You get one more right and you win.
Already, ready, ready, ready. One Duraflame log. More or less than $3.91? Wow. It's actually more. It's $4.69, but you have one more chance to win. All right. One pack of Duracell AA batteries. Two come in the pack. There's two batteries. Two AA batteries, Duracell. Is that more or less than $3.91? That has to be less. You win. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hang on the line. I love it when they win. Yeah. I'm so bummed. It's more fun. It is. So I went in to get the list this morning at the same place I always stop for my donut and Dr. Pepper. Yeah. And the last time I went, the guy goes, what are you doing? Are you opening a store? And I said, no, this is for a radio bit. And then he today goes, oh, you need more prices? You back again? I said, yeah, back again. You see me every morning.
But I have my little note back. Right. Taking notes. You need more prices? I think it would be great if one day he's like, you can't do that. Yeah, I know. I'm waiting for that to happen. You're not allowed to do that. I talked to corporate. You can't do it. I called yesterday. I talked to Susie. She says, don't. And if you do, I'll kick you out. It's petrifying. Tell them it's for a school project. That's what I do. I don't care if it's for your old. Nancy, get out. But get your donut and leave. Get your DP and your freaking donut. He's not going to run off his best customer. He said that with such venom. Vitriol. Yeah, he sank those fangs as deep into your skin as he could and shot as much venom. You're fat. You're fat. Oh. Fingers stuck? Wow. Buddy, your boy, make a big noise, playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday. You got mud on your face, you big disgrace. This is what he was singing when I walked in. Singing. We will, we will rock you. Yeah. What are you doing? We will, we will rock you.
Can I get some service? Buddy, a young man, hard man, treading in the street, gonna take on the world someday. You got bread on your face, your big disgrace, waving your banner all over the place. We will, we will rock you. Sing it. Sing it. We will, we will rock you. Okay, what can I do for you? I would like to get this donut and this Dr. Pepper. Put it on the notepad. Okay. What is it for? It's for a project. What is the project? It's a game that we play on the radio. You're opening a store to compete with us. I promise you I'm not. Then why would you write down the price of Maxipad? It's for a bit. What is this bit? It's like a game we play on the radio. You play a game on the radio? Yeah. Like what it is? They have to guess higher or lower. You're a freaking liar, man. I promise you. I promise.
I'm not lying. I just want my donut. I'll take a can of Copenhagen Long Cut. We will rock you. You're a liar. I'm not lying. I promise. I can tell by the way you look. The 10 most annoying driving habits. What do you got, Sienna? Well, talking on the cell phone, of course, is one of them. No, but I have Bluetooth. Take your pants off. Oh, wow. That includes texting, too. That's weird. Driving too fast in bad weather is another annoying driving habit. You're supposed to drive under the speed limit. I'm the guy that's like, it doesn't matter, just rate. Still drive 80. This doesn't really apply to us, but not cleaning snow off of your car. Not using your blinker. No, I use my blinker like crazy. Lauren gets really mad.
Matt Commerce, your boyfriend does not use his blinker. No, and there's one particular spot where you have to turn onto my street where people are like, it's really, you have to be really careful getting out. So if someone's turning, it makes your life a whole lot easier. So if you don't let them know that you're turning. Everybody should use a blinker. Oh, yes. It doesn't matter what the situation is. If you're getting into another lane, put your blinker on. It's not that difficult. Of course. I'm happy birthday. I do. It's in fact the easiest thing you can do while driving. Yeah. It takes less effort than your foot on the accelerator. If there's someone right behind me, I'll do it. But if there's not a lot of people around. Monster. Monster. Monster. Yeah. With fangs. Whatever. Bloody teeth. Leaving your blinker on is even more annoying. Oh, yeah. That's another one on the list. That's bad. You're like, hey, jack leg. Yeah, jack leg. It should punch you after a certain amount of time. It should. Your airbag should actually explode if it's longer than a minute.
Leaving your high beams on is another annoying driving habit. Jay. You know, all of these things are inconsiderate. Oh, yeah. They all fall under the category of inconsiderate. This one is taking two spaces in a parking lot. You're freaking mad. I'll spit on your car. That's a true statement. I will spit on your car. You're the freaking monster man. That's a true statement. Loogie. Well, that's not cool. Dude. It's deserved. It's deserved. No, it is not. I'm not going to take time to write a note. I'll just go. Oh, that's so wrong. Is it? It is. Is it? And don't park two spaces. Don't take up two spaces. Okay, so are you saying that it is okay to spit on someone's car? Yes. Yes. Oh, man. Everybody's nodding their head yes. Yeah, but I think it's more effective to leave a note. I don't like the notes and I don't write stuff. I got to find paper and pen. I think the guy that takes up two car spaces is a jack leg. But you can't spit on people's cars. Well, I meant to spit in that empty space, but your car happened to be there. Right. I was going to spit in the parking space, which I was going to fit my Suburban into. But your Crown Victoria is taking up two spaces. Why don't we try to be different than wolves?
We're not animals. Yeah, I know. We're not animals. We're not animals. Wolves would only take up one spot. Yeah, they would. A wolf would spit on the car. A wolf would take up two spots. Wolves can't spit loogies. They would if they could. It's science, Holmes. This one I don't think is going to annoy you guys. Not maintaining your car. If your tires are bald, you're more likely to get a flat and lose control. If you see someone with bald tires, do you get annoyed? No. I try to get away from them, though. Yeah. Really? Staying in the far left lane, they say just use it to pass people, not to just hang out. Get. Especially if you have a go-kart on a Sunday, idiot. Wow, there was a little... That was specific. Langer there. Was that hurt, sadness, or fear? But it was one of them. Always driving the fast lane. Always. Because you drive fast. Yeah, you drive fast. Right, but they're saying don't even do that. They're saying use that to pass only. Well, get in there and get out. No, I stay in that lane. I stay there too. But if I see somebody coming up behind me, I get over. Yeah, or you just speed up. Or just speed up. Yeah, why wouldn't you drive in the left lane? Who cares? Passing lane. Who cares? What does anybody care? There's so many people that drive in the left lane that go like 65. You can get a ticket for it.
You get a ticket for driving there? You're just idling, like chilling, and you're not actually making a move to pass. You can get a ticket. I had no clue. If the other lanes are open, you should move over. Why? Because there's somebody always going to be going faster than you. Not always. Not once it's empty out there. You know what got me yesterday is a guy in the HLV lane with one dude in his car. That gets me. I almost lost. I didn't care. There was no traffic. I was cruising at 80, and he's next to me, and I looked over and I go, you SOB. What are you doing? Well, wait a minute. You can drive in the HOV during certain hours, though. No, you can't. No, you can't. I thought you could drive in the HOV. No. Was it me, you saw? No, it wasn't you. Well, if you have the sticker on your car that allows you, like if you have a certain type of fuel burning car, like if it's propane. Oh, no. This thing was like an RX-7. I didn't know that you could run a car on propane. Can you make burgers, too, while you're out there? You can. Another one of the most annoying driving habits. It's not acknowledging a mistake or overreacting when someone else makes a mistake. So if it's your bad, you don't weigh. My bad yesterday. My bad yesterday. Your bad? Yeah, it was my bad yesterday. I was pulling out of a parking lot. McDonald's? No. But very close to McDonald's. No. Wendy's? No. Taco Bell. Hallmark.
They sell burgers at Hallmark now? Burritos? Wow. That's new. The Hallmark Taqueria. I know what that is. Is it Taqueria called Hallmark? Yeah, it's really good. Give me food. I was turning left and there was a person going straight into the parking lot I was leaving. And I pulled out and he had the right of way. And it was a teenager with a girl in his car. Probably a gun in his car, too. Hey, man, I instantly gave the, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And, yeah, he looked like he wanted to chop my head off. Well, you're okay, then, because you gave the, if you, had you not? No, I'm always cool about it. And when people flip out, you know, I think it's ridiculous. I almost lost my mind in Barnes & Noble parking lot the other day. Why? Because a guy, you know, when you're in a shopping center parking lot and they have stop signs. Well, Jamie and I were walking into Barnes & Noble and this guy blazed the stop sign and ran through the crosswalk. I mean, he was like 75. But I... Oh, he'd get a break from me. Oh, he didn't get a break from me. He's old enough to drive. He's follow the rules, pal.
You don't blaze stop signs. You could have killed this. I jumped in front of a car yesterday at a crosswalk. Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. Listen to this. I'm glad he said that because I did want to mention this. In Jay's recap, he says, yesterday I intentionally walk in front of a car that was not going to stop at a crosswalk. Again, yesterday I intentionally walk in front. Sorry? It's supposed to be an ED in there. Sorry about that. You have ED? Walked. I'll show it to you. Yesterday, I intentionally walked in front of a car that was not going to stop at a crosswalk. Maybe I'm wrong, but don't pedestrians have the right of way? Yeah. Kim was not happy and gave me an earful. Oh, man. She's not happy. The car wasn't moving that fast is all I could say. She was right, of course. So you guys were walking. We were waiting for Jasper to come up from the beach, and they bring him up, and they walk across this crosswalk. And we were going to go down to the beach and see him. And this car's coming, and all these kids are kind of coming up, and this car was just blazing down the road. So I full-on just walked out in front of him. Yeah. And he had to slam on his brakes. Yeah. How you doing? I waved down. I was like, gave him one of those. Oh, man. Thumbs up bit. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That would, see, I don't know if I'm dealing with a psychopath.
Behind the wheel. Yeah. What if he's a weirdo and he gets mad that he had to do that and just out of a fit of rage, no, guns it. Oh, hits you. The odds are in your favor. They are? No, they're not. We don't know. More people would stop than would, you know. Oh, yeah. They'll slam on their brakes. But maybe they slam on their brakes and they get mad and then you give them the thumbs up and he's like, oh, really? In a fit of rage. I'm going to kill you. Just jump up in the air. Jump over it. Yeah, Mike, just fly. Fly. I do. I hover. I can hover like a helicopter. I can levitate. Build a web and then lift the car over the way. I can helicopter. I just helicopter my way out of it. Oh. The last most annoying driving habit, which is so annoying, is when people don't tie down stuff on the top of their car, like a mattress. Or you can tell it's not tied down well enough. What about the one arm out the window? Doesn't that work? Easy, Fred Sanford. You're about NBC, editing the Pledge of Allegiance and getting in trouble about it. We'll explain. Bye, gorgeous. Here's perfect. Excellent job.
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Patty Clements. PC Patty. Just PC. Don't get creative with the Patty part. You can call me Patricia. Patricia, what's the deal? Why did it upset you? It's church and state. Maybe you've heard of the separation of church and state. Yeah, but it doesn't really even offend atheists. It's under your God, not under my God. Your God. Who's your God? Don't impose your God on me. I'm not. I have the right to choose. It's a pledge. It's a pledge of allegiance. It's been edited. Get used to it. Yeah, but NBC even got in trouble for it. Patty, right? Oh, really? Sienna? Yeah, oh, yeah. Yeah, they got in trouble. Oh. They had to issue an apology. Are you upset, Patty? Well, I, you know, whatever the network is deciding to do, I would say it's probably the right thing. Well, it is, yeah.
Of course. It's the weirdest thing in the world. I agree with you. The Little League pledge that I was coaching Little League is the first words of the Little League pledges. I trust in God. I love my country. And you could see parents that were not on board with it. It's weird. They don't do the Pledge of Allegiance at all schools now. I know. It's very strange. And some kids don't stand for the Pledge of Allegiance. Maybe you could go back to France. If you don't believe in God. Why don't you just go, well, who cares? What do I care? Like, if I didn't believe in God, I'd just be like, you know. If I thought that God was some sort of, like, fairy tale, I'd just be like, whatever. Would you say the Pledge of Allegiance? Sure. As you learned it. Sure. You say it as you learned it. Like, why not? You know what I mean? Like, why wouldn't I? I guess if you don't believe. Well, but here's the deal. There's a difference between not believing.
And having like a conviction against. Right. You know, in other words, like I'm not going to I'm not going to pledge my allegiance to Allah. You know, that goes against my fundamental beliefs. Right. But if your fundamental belief is that you don't have a belief in it, who cares? You know what I mean? Like, who cares? I mean, I guess you shouldn't have to say it if you don't want to. That doesn't mean you can make a big deal about it either. Yeah. Yeah, you don't have to say it. Just stand and keep your mouth shut then. Yeah. Respect your country. The whole like cutting it out, editing it. It's weird. Oh man, it's weird. NBC, they didn't say why. All I see is it was done, it was not done to upset anyone and we'd like to apologize to those who were offended by it. Weird, weird, weird. Hey, if anybody wants to debate me on it, I'm willing to discuss it. Like ladies and gentlemen. But if there's somebody listening and you're like, yeah, I don't think we should mention God in the Pledge of Allegiance. I'll hear you out. But I would think that even the most like ardent atheist would go, what do I care? You do whatever you want. You use money every day and it says in God we trust on that. Sure. Hey, listen, this is the trippiest part. It's 2011.
The reason that we call it 2011 is because 2011 years ago, Jesus died. Right. It's what our calendar's made from. Right. It's so funny. Yeah. Like, when you think about it, you go, oh, wow. Yeah, it's true. Right. And Christmas. Christmas. Yeah, but those people call it holiday celebration. You have to call it holiday. Right. I mean, for me, it's like, well, who cares? says under god was not in the pledge until 1954 all right in 1892 it was i pledge allegiance to my flag and the republic for which it stands one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all where did now this may be true i don't know though because i don't know where this came from yeah but the kids there was clearly a pause but they cut it out you know it wasn't like they said the old school version right well my thing is is that I don't know where this came from. I don't either. And when Kyle sent it in. Yeah, I mean, Kyle, with all due respect, this might as well have come from they.org. They said this. It's believable. I mean, it's plausible. Maybe it is. That that's the case. Yeah. Do you think about the 50s? And you think about how things were in the 50s? It would stand to reason that that's when they would do something like that. Well, when the country was founded, the word God was all over the Constitution. Yep. You know.
We wanted to be able to do whatever religion we wanted to be able to. Right. Have freedom to be able to do whatever religion we wanted. One of the main beefs of why we came here. M1 Andy from Vista. Yeah, I just, it kind of really doesn't matter to me at all. You know what I mean? If you want to say it, that's cool. If not, that's cool too. I don't see why people make such a big deal about it. Do you have a religion? No, I'm, I don't know if I'd say I'm atheist. I'm more agnostic. So you leave, there's a possibility something might be there. Yeah, I don't, yeah, I guess there's a possibility, yeah. Right. I got you. Thank you. M1 Chris from Oceanside. Hey, what's up, Mikey? What up? I'm a little nervous about saying this to you because I've been calling in for so many years. Hey, man, it doesn't matter. So people know, it doesn't matter to me. I mean, you're not going to offend me. He's going to love you either way. Yeah. I'm an evolutionist. I kind of believe in the evolution. Maybe agnostic, whatever, but. No, I don't follow a faith or religion. But yet my wife is Catholic. Both my kids are baptized. Out of respect for her and her religion. I have no problem with anyone believing what they want to believe. Yeah. As long as you just don't hurt other people based on religion, I'm fine with that. Absolutely, man. And I hope people don't think it because, you know, I have faith. Like, I'm not against anybody's religion or religious beliefs. I know that of you. And you're not against anybody. No. No, you just don't want people to hate each other. Yeah, absolutely. We're good.
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levels of crazy from long island she was arrested on saturday night after everything she did she sent a series of letters threatening violence uh to the coach and his family threatened the coach's wife teenage daughter um she even went as far as sending a letter to the principal of the coach's children's school claiming he was sexually abusing his own kids yeah okay so imagine that she does all that and he's like okay yeah Because of, like, what does she think? I'll let him play. All right. You know, you threatened me and my wife, so okay. One thing I'd like to share with you guys is that a little league coach loves to be told what to do. Loves it. Where to play your kids. They love it. I encourage it.
Woods is a Little League coach. To the parents out there that are listening to have their kids in Little League and don't have the time or inclination to go out and coach? Yes. Or the know-how? Yes. Tell the coach where to play the kids. They love that. They can't get enough. Woods, he's a Little League coach, and this is one of the things he goes through. They can't get enough of it. Drives him a little. You've got to set yourself up for success. I know. Send the letter out at the beginning of the season saying, hey, I don't care what you think. Yeah. Jay, consider it. done i told woods at the beginning he did there's a letter you send them out you say hey don't scream at the kids don't tell me what you think don't give me any input yeah i don't want a coach go get a coach job but otherwise zip it yeah and see i don't have kids on the team i don't have any kids so i don't play daddy ball and all that good stuff definitely tell the coaches where to play yeah well they love it and woods is a he's not a confrontational guy he doesn't you know I'm a pleaser. He's a pleaser. And so you're not going to tell anybody to go kick bricks. I almost got a couple of kids killed this year. I mean, literally ground balls could bounce up and hit them in the face and kill them. They weren't out of position, but I wanted to make their parents happy. So I did it. Do the parents then go, oh, you were right. No, never once.
Never one time did I get the email going, hey, you know what? I watched so-and-so play that position that you told me to put him at. He almost got killed. You know what you're doing. Never. It's funny. After you give them the letter and then you tell them one time, then you just have to give them a look and they're like, they don't even look at you again. I couldn't do it, man. You'd lose your mind. I almost lost mine. I bet. Will you do it again? Yes. Bet you'll send the letter out. Yep. I learned so much about a couple things. How to be a better parent. Also, how to coach better. Yeah. Now I know. Yeah. Oh, it's a nightmare. Hi, Hillary. Hi. How are you? I'm good. It's just bringing back flashbacks. There was this dad when I played AYSO soccer that for years, everybody feared him. He was... He used to stand on the sidelines. He would ref every once in a while, but he didn't coach. But if his daughter was on your team, you were so bummed because he would stand on the sidelines and scream directly at us, telling us what to do. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. The refs stop the game now. They don't let that happen anymore. That's rad. Do they really? It terrified us. And they'll come to the coach and they'll say, hey, do you get him in control or we'll...
what we just call a game. Game's over. And you lose. And you lose. That's good. Isn't that great for the kids? Oh, it's great, though. I mean, it totally shuts it down because the coach goes over and says, hey, look, either you stop or the game's over. I would like a biography. book written on that guy. Yeah, well, I snapped on him. When I was like 13, I had been playing AYSO, you know, as long as I could kick a ball. And so I knew the family. I mean, everybody knew each other. We'd been playing soccer together for years. I was 13 or 14. is the oldest, I don't know, right before high school. Hormones going all over the place. And thinking I was really tough and stuff and all mad because my parents were having, you know, starting going through divorce and stuff. So you were ready to let that anger just... Yeah, and I was confident in my skills because I had played, I was center fullback. That was my position and I knew how to play it, I felt like, you know, at 13. And I was like starting to grow up and so it was bigger and I was pretty strong and I could boot that ball. And one day he...
He was on the sidelines and he was screaming at me, move up, move up. And I turned to him and I said, S-T-F-U. Yeah. Screamed it at him like in a rage. And he never talked to me again. Really? Yeah. And I didn't get in trouble. I mean. I almost hit my boiling point a few times this year. And it's hard, man. You realize these aren't the guys. These are 11-year-olds. These are 11 and 12-year-olds. This is not the guys. I can't do and say what I normally would. And, man, I bit that tongue in half this year. These guys, the dads that are yelling like that. And moms. I mean, moms do it, too. Moms do it, too? It makes me wonder. what's going on upstairs? Yeah. And what, like, is it a, well, I'm going to live through my kids. Yeah, that's some of it. Is it, you know, like, what makes you that kooky? I may have yelled a few things at my sister's volleyball tournaments before, like the refs. The refs is better than the coaches. Because sometimes the refs, they just call it when they don't see it, and they're like,
Oh, when they're clearly wrong. Right. I scream from the stands. Like, mean. As the ref goes, he hears it and he goes, okay, yeah, you didn't like that? Well, you're not going to like what I'm going to do now then. You guys, I didn't yell. I did not yell. I would barb at the umpire a little bit. Like, come on. Like that. I didn't get mad at an umpire all year. Not one time. I mean, they were like, all right, Woods, that's enough. Because I'd be like, really? With like that. But I was kind of smiling about it. Yeah. But I didn't get, but you should see, I got stories I haven't told you about what went down this season. It was insane. I've never seen anything like it. Because of all of our kids, I believe Luke will play sports. Yeah. He's an agile little kid. He can, I mean, that kid was, he was climbing. He was, too. He was climbing. He climbs everything. And he's just, he's a strong kid. And already shows signs of being kind of an athletic kid. So if any of our kids, he would be the one. If I went to his games, I'd just watch. Yeah. You'd just watch. That's rad, dude. Just watch. That's rad. I'd cheer him on. Yeah. Atta boy. Just let him play. Give him a couple atta boys. But I met Wendy, my trainer. I met her one time at one of her kids' soccer games to pay her for services rendered. Service. When?
Service rendered. Service rendered. Service rendered. So we're standing on the sideline there, a kid's soccer game, and there were a couple of the parents that I thought, that's weird. Why are you doing that? That's weird. Did you guys get to reminisce about that when you worked out yesterday? Yes, we worked out yesterday. Good for you. I thought I was going to catch you. No, it worked out. In fact, I enjoyed it yesterday. There you go. Good. Cardio. She had me do this thing where she holds this. She has a band. She sticks it on her foot, and then I have to grab the band and pull it. And a lot of crunches and that junk. It makes me nervous because you've had surgery. I know. Be careful. It makes me nervous, too. Oh, maybe something just happened. I can't. Oh, but don't give him excuses. Nice beaver. Hillary's face is pricey. We had a look like, don't, what was it? I don't understand. And I just had a look at her and go, yeah, me either. That's Uncle Jay. That's Uncle Jay. Creepy old Uncle Jay. What do you got coming up, Hill?
Well, I heard you playing some Ramones. So I grabbed a Ramones record and played something else by them. Leaky Lee and Peter Bjorn and John. So the Swedes will be representing this morning. Something new from the Foo Fighters. And I still have to pick today's Desert Island Discs. So if you want to submit them, FM949SD.com. Just click on Desert Island Discs. Let me know. Did you hear our perfect song thing today? I did. Oh, my gosh. There's 20 million going on in my head. But yeah, that wicked game. You should play that new Michael Bolton duet for the Desert Island list today. That would kill. That was good. Lovely and talented Hillary is up next. We'll see you tomorrow. And by the way, we will be doing the tweet up, be watching Twitter, and following us on Twitter. Mikey Show Mikey, Mikey Show Woods, Mikey Show Lauren, Mikey Show Sienna, Mikey Show Jay. And within about 45 minutes, we'll be telling you where. Mikey Show's out. Yeah. Lincoln Financial Media Station. Mikey in the Morning. About the music all day and night. FM 94.9. It's about the music.