The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 06/22/10
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Tuesday June 22, 2010
Mikey almost went to the ER for his stomach problems. Obama wants the power to be able to turn off the entire internet! LOB figures she could go without it and callers call in with their opinions. The White House reps say Obama should be allowed to party but the BP CEO should not. WoS has more boneheaded athlete reports. An email about brothers not speaking to each other for over a year after a sports induced fist fight gets tossed around by the cast. Woods breaks down his Yankees game watching antics which are similar to Sienna’s husband Todd. Mikey’s trials when he scouted Lauren for the show are too funny to be true…but they are! Mikey the barney gets bagged on by surf local Woods. The Kid is a gamer; with multiple injuries he still takes the field! DYD goes after slay & tells, over forwarding emailers, sticky note leavers, etc. Hoyle chimes in with his own DYD, and then challenges Sienna to a rap battle, dropping in a “Boobs McGoo” crack! Sienna spits back and wins! The Latoya Jackson reuniting with Bubbles the chimp audio will drive you bananas! Tuesday Tutors delivers the goods and Mikey plays some Old Time Radio full of impressions and laughs. Tom Tom Girl attempts the “Who’s on First” bit. Turn the bass down on your speakers when listening to the lowest note ever produced by a human voice. Should a M1 go to his wife with news of his father in law groping and slobbering all over a strange woman in a bar? A breast feeding in public debate gets Mikey and Woodsy pitted against Jay, LOB, and Boobs McGoo. This is a tense argument, but even the law is on the bust out that boob side. Sienna has breaking news about the top U.S. General being pulled out of duty by the White House. Girls Gone Mild: Woods hits the streets of Gettysburg and interviews some of the mildest girls you could ever hope to meet. Woodsyisms are the result of his Tri Tip with Mikey story and the cook-off challenge is issued. Which marinade sounds more manly; Basque or Dale’s? Wolfgang sings along with Human League. Miley Cyrus’s lyrics spark an argument on intelligent songwriting. A M1 calls in with a very bad timing wedding proposal story.
Bumper Music
| 1. Harmonix by Surfer Blood |  |
| 2. Pull Out by The Soft Pack | |
| 3. Champagne Supernova by Oasis | |
| 4. Rafaga! by Apostle Of Hustle | |
| 5. Shake Your Booty by K.C. & The Sunshine Band | |
| 6. Movin’ Out (Anthony’s Song) by Billy Joel | |
| 7. Trap Doors by Broken Bells | |
| 8. Shiver by Coldplay (Accoustic) | |
| 9. Lost Again by Dance Hall Crashers | |
| 10. Master And Servant by Depeche Mode | |
| 11. I’m Afraid Of Americans by David Bowie | |
| 12. Hunting by Deep Forest | |
| 13. Fire It Up by Modest Mouse | |
| 14. Don’t You Want Me by Human League | |
| 15. Invalid Litter Dept. by At the Drive-In | |
| 16. Blister in the Sun by Violent Femmes | |
internet shutdown powersGulf oil spill opticssports fanaticismrap battlecelebrity animalschildren's triviaold time radiovocal world recordsfamily infidelitypublic breastfeedingGettysburg parodymarriage proposal
Mikey, Woodsy, Lauren O'Brien, Sienna and Jay mixed topical arguments with elaborate comedy, debating Obama's supposed internet kill switch, the White House's treatment of Tony Hayward and a yearlong family feud caused by football. Sienna beat Hoyle in an improvised rap battle, while the crew mocked LaToya Jackson's reunion with Bubbles, failed children's trivia and mangled old-time radio with a TomTom performance of Who's on First. Roger Manese's record-low voice led to Darth Vader jokes, and M1 Michael's cheating father-in-law produced a serious dispute over whether loyalty requires immediate disclosure. The sharpest clash came from Kim Kardashian's breastfeeding tweet, with Sienna and Lauren defending mothers' freedom and Mikey and Woodsy arguing for public discretion; lighter bits included Girls Gone Mild and M1 Jenny's Notre Dame-interrupted engagement story.
What happened, in order
The Internet Kill Switch
The crew debated a proposed bill that they believed could let President Barack Obama shut down the internet during a national emergency.
Golf, Yachts and the Gulf
Mikey and the crew called out the White House for criticizing BP chief Tony Hayward's yacht trip while defending Obama's golf outing during the Gulf oil spill.
Brothers at War Over Football
The hosts advised a listener who had not spoken to his brother for a year after the two got into a fistfight over an NFL game.
Hoyle vs. Sienna Rap Battle
Hoyle and Sienna improvised diss raps over a classical beat, then let callers decide that Sienna had won.
LaToya Reunites with Bubbles
The show played LaToya Jackson's emotional reunion with Michael Jackson's chimp Bubbles and turned it into an extended mock conversation with the animal.
Tuesday Tutors
Mikey quizzed Lauren, Woodsy and Sienna with children's questions about geometry, presidents, geography, Earth's layers and homophones, exposing some spectacular gaps in the crew's knowledge.
Old-Time Radio Goes Off the Rails
The crew mocked a melodramatic 1920s radio adventure, improvised jokes about blacksmiths and butter churns, and tried to perform Who's on First with the TomTom navigation voice.
The Lowest Human Note
Roger Manese demonstrated his attempt at the world record for the lowest human note while the hosts compared his rumbling voice to a bullfrog, a tuba and Darth Vader.
The Cheating Father-in-Law
M1 Michael asked whether to tell his wife after seeing her father groping another woman in a hotel bar, prompting a fierce debate over confrontation, loyalty and disclosure.
The Breastfeeding Blowup
Kim Kardashian's complaint about uncovered public breastfeeding and a diaper change sparked a long argument in which Sienna and Lauren defended mothers while Mikey and Woodsy demanded more discretion.
Girls Gone Mild
Woodsy spoofed Girls Gone Wild by interviewing Bethany and Mildred about their extremely tame Gettysburg plans, including Civil War reenactments, museums and an apple orchard.
A Notre Dame Proposal
M1 Jenny recalled how her husband's proposal announcement was nearly ignored because her father and brothers were absorbed in the final minute of a Notre Dame football game.
People mentioned
MikeyWoodsyLauren O'BrienSiennaJayBarack ObamaTony HaywardHoyleLaToya JacksonMichael JacksonBubblesRoger ManeseM1 MichaelKim Kardashian
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You lay down three fresh tens and you're good to go. Real sweetly. You lay them down real sweetly. Six fives. That'll work. That'll work too. However you want to do it. You can bring in a bag of nickels. Yeah. If you want. Whatever you want. It's up to you. I mean, really, you get to be the boss in terms of how you pay for this thing. Yeah. Just make it rain. Yeah, just make it rain. Make it rain. $31 bills. Yeah. Just go. And make it rain. It'd be awesome. Hey, quit throwing those dollar bills at me. Is that Garrett, our program director? That's Garrett, our program director. He's taking money at the front table. Hey, kid, quit throwing those dollars at me. Quit wadding up dollar bills and throwing them. Philly. Philly. This is a really... Tell me where you stand on this story. Apparently... There is a story today that says that if President Obama wants to, he can shut the Internet off anytime he wants. It's ridiculous. Is this a bill or a law that they're trying to... Yeah, no. Senators Joseph Lieberman and Susan Collins are trying to pass this bill. They're preparing it right now. And it's going to be introduced to the Congress. And basically, yes, it's going to give Obama, Obama alone, power to shut down the Internet. Why?
Um, because what if something bad happens? Like they're comparing it to China. Like China uses internet censorship to control, you know, the news that people have online. Right. That's why they're communist and we're American. Well, Lieberman says that right now, China, the government can disconnect parts of the internet in case of war. We need to have that here too. Um, so could you imagine? I mean, could you, what happened to freedom of speech? What happened to that? I'd lose my mind. Well, they're calling this the internet kill switch. Yeah, I need to know more. I need to know what it would involve. Just in case of national emergencies. Like the whole internet would go out? It's like, remember? Well, maybe from our, from IP addresses in the States. Yeah, I know. But the whole thing, like you just wouldn't be able to. Or would it just shut down certain social sites? I mean, I'm sure he would start by shutting down certain websites, social sites. But they say it's all for national security. If it's a kill switch, I think it's... I do the whole thing. Remember when I was a little kid in the 80s, the button, you always heard about the button. You know, Reagan's got his finger on the button. Yeah. And so now there's two buttons. Yeah. One for the nukes. Yeah. One for the internet. Great. It's just another way for media to control what we see and hear, basically. Well, not the media. Well, not the media, but the government, too, for all of them. And it's ridiculous. I have a friend that moved to China.
And she had to completely shut down her Facebook. Really? Not allowed. Not allowed. Yeah. I just think that there are things that we use the internet for that control things that are very important. YouTube. It would probably be maybe a temporary thing. And then maybe they would target the specific sites that are, you know, trafficking, that kind of stuff. You're telling me that if this happens. I cannot go to FoodNet.com. CNN, SI, NewYorkYankees.com. I think it depends on what happens to where the president would feel most threatened. I'm sure it would be slowly, one at a time. What if Paula Deen just made a dynamite bundt cake and I want the recipe? Why wouldn't you? How would we do our job? I wouldn't be able to. How would I or Sienna or LOB or you, how would we do our job? I could do mine.
We would come in and be like, so, what are you doing? We could do it, but it would be really compromised. I would have to go through the whole newspaper. It would be crazy. You go to the library after the show. Yeah, no thanks. The microfiche. Here's the other thing that I want to know about it. You go to the microfiche. I'd have to get back into recruiting. Here's the other thing that I have a problem with. I want to know. what kind of accountability the president would have on him. I wouldn't want it to just be one dude that gets to make that choice. That's what's so scary. I mean, it would be President Obama alone. What if President Obama were a whack job? Yeah. I'm just saying, you know, hypothetically, what if he were a whack job? And what if he decided that he was turning off the Internet and it somehow... compromised our security in a negative way. You're acting like you'd turn off oxygen. It is. The problem is that our, well, first of all, our country, let's take the internet out of it. Aside from the internet, our country is almost solely dependent upon computers. Forget the internet. Okay, the internet's a different thing.
But certainly computers, we have a lot at stake. The Internet, I don't know. I really want to think about it. Like this morning I walked in. This is the first time hearing about it. But initially I go, one dude? That kind of freaks me out. Yes. Americans obviously are not just going to accept this if it were to ever happen. Yeah. It would flip out. Why don't you go to Snopes.com to find out if it's even true? I don't think it would be like. That's it. No more internet. I think it would be like temporarily in case of like, you know, a national crisis where somehow they found out, you know, there's things being transmitted via website or email or something like that. They would have to shut it down. I don't think it would be like, that's it. Looks like somebody forgot to take out the trash like they were supposed to. And I told you, if you do that again, I'm turning the internet off. It's out. So it's already off. Did you finish your homework? Could you make it a week without the internet? You guys, I just got internet in my house yesterday. Could you make it a week? How long were you without it, though? But you still used it every day. You use it when you're at work. Yeah, but I had to. And please, LOB, are you trying to make the point that the internet doesn't mean that much to you?
I could go without it if I didn't have to answer emails to you guys. Really? And post blogs and stuff like that. Yeah, I can get away without, like, looking stuff up. Really? Really? Hulu? I don't watch it. I couldn't watch it at my house. I haven't watched anything on Hulu in a long time. She performs works of Shakespeare. Yes. At her house, Marcel. Marcel. She's like, yeah. Wherefore art thou, Lauren? She's like, I would just retire to the den, as usual. No, I'm busy being dynamic. Writing and brainstorming. There's no way I could. I couldn't do this job. I couldn't go. 15 minutes without it. Oh, stop it. I can't. M1 Curtis from Escondido. Hey, what's going on? What's up, dude? Hey, I got just one comment on this. It's just the simple fact of how dumb it is because once you put something on the internet, it's going to be on the internet forever. It doesn't matter whether we can see it or not as a country to keep us safe. That's... Well, you know, I think that the point is, though, is that...
If you're hooked up to the Internet and you open your browser, it won't work. Yeah. That's what we're talking about. Yeah. So whatever may. I think it would just be one of those, like, web page expired type of deals that will go on. I hate that. I think so. Power down. Yeah, it would freak me out. Oh, yeah. I think that, I don't know. I need a day to just totally think about it. Everybody relax. And see what I think. Or would you use all your little Apple toys for them? This iPad is worthless. Build a campfire. I know. Start knocking on it. What is this? Who's in here? What are you doing? Make this thing work. Play solitaire on it? Yeah. Do you know that I don't know how to play solitaire? What? I don't either. Don't have a clue. Don't have a clue how it's played. I play outside. I don't even know the concept of it. Don't even know it. If you've ever had a miserable desk job in your life, you're a master of solitaire. I'm the master of solitaire. Computer? 100%. Of course. M1 Tree Wizard from San Marcos. What's happening? What's up? A quick point on this. It's interesting to see who's behind the bill, Joe Lieberman, because he's more of a right-leaning...
You know, he's the one who stirs the pot in the Democrat Party a lot. And to see his name on the bill, I wonder if there's more conservative aspects to the bill than we might think. Also, this is the first time I've heard about it, which means I really probably need to grow up and find other channels for news from just the Mikey show. That's true. You and me both. All of us. I third that motion. All of us. We're all kids. Mike, does the Internet just get shut down? What happened to my Xbox Live account? I mean, done, pal. It's over. I don't think it would be over forever. It's done, Lauren. It's over. How do you know? It'd be like that when Twitter's not working and they have the little whale there. Al Gore would have to reinvent something else. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe Kevin Costner could reinvent the internet. 100%. Kevin Costner would make it right. The whole thing scares me. It's a scary thought. Everybody just calm down. One man. One man. Complete power. One button. 570. 1-94-9 or 949mikey at gmail.com if you want to give us a call. M1 Dirty's on the line from Albuquerque, New Mexico. Yeah. Hi, Albuquerque. I'm an internet listener. What's up? Holler. Hi. So this whole internet thing about Obama having control over internet, I don't know if I necessarily believe that. I tried to do that back in the 70s and use the excuse that, you know, it stopped the freedom of, you know.
Freedom of the press with the Pentagon Papers. That's what's beautiful about the Internet, just the whole libertarianism and that, you know, publish whatever and the truth will eventually emerge. I don't know. Why take that away from America? Thank you. Having a freedom of speech. It is a beautiful thing. Sometimes. Sometimes it's not so beautiful. Really? Yeah. I could be misinterpreting. Sometimes people put bad stuff on the Internet. But I don't think it's going to take away your right to publish things on there. I think it would just stop the transmission for temporarily. Well, who's seeing it? I want to know more. I'll investigate today, and then tomorrow I'll tell you exactly how I feel about it. You're going to look on Snopes? I'm going to look on Snopes. Where are you going to investigate, Mike? They.com. See what they say. The Internet. Yeah. I'm going to go on the Internet to investigate. I'm going to go to the library and use the microfiche and the Dewey Decimal System. I'm going to use Dewey. Could you find a book in the library? If you had to. No. Mikey Grylls. Mikey Grylls. Mikey Grylls. Yeah. Mikey Grylls. At the public library, I have five minutes to find Lord of the Flies. And what's the little code called for the book? It's the Dewey Decimal. Yes. There's no way. There's no way you could, could you? No. I'm going to do it so bad. I'm going to do it so bad. Let's do it and videotape you. I could not. 100%.
Isn't it alphabetical? No. It's not? No. No, it's a nightmare. It's such a beat. It's like fiction, nonfiction reference. I like the library. I love the library. You guys would. It smells good in there. It smells great. I need to go get a library card. It's like mothballs. I love it. I'll be out there. I'll sit in there and read all day. 570-1949. Oh, this was great. So yesterday we talked about. How people were up in arms, apparently, because Obama went to a baseball game while there's oil leaking in the Gulf. And golfing. And golfing. People were up in arms, but Obama wasn't up with his arms. That's right. He didn't do the wave. He was at a baseball game for the Cubs, didn't do the wave. That was a big deal. White Sox. White Sox. So here's the oil leaking out of the Gulf, and he's at a White Sox game. Yeah. Watching Strasburg, bitch. Watching Strasburg. No excuse. 100%. Playing golf. And then also people were up in arms because the CEO of BP, Tony Hayward, was on his yacht. Yachting it up. Chilling out on his yacht. Oh, yeah. So people were upset about it. Well, the White House press secretary first responds to the deal with Tony Hayward. Let's see what his tone is. Tony Hayward.
I guess took himself at his word that he was going to get his life back here. It's clear that he has. But what's important to us... What does that say? That was kind of passive-aggressive. Well, yeah, totally. Is that the people in the Gulf get their lives. It's not so easy for them to just take a weekend away. Shame on you, Tony Hayward. Forget about everything that's happening down there. They're dealing with it every single day. They're going to have to deal with it for the foreseeable future. What we think is important is that BP takes its responsibility to make sure that they're doing everything. Not saying I agree with him or don't agree with him. I just want to make the point that it's very clear what he thinks. Tony Hayward's a douche, right? Yeah, 100 percent. He's saying Tony Hayward is no good because there are people that are suffering and there's Tony Hayward on his boat. Now the White House press secretary is going to talk about Obama golfing. I don't think that there's a person in this country that doesn't think that their president ought to have a little time to clear his mind. Wow. Really? Two sides of the coin there, I guess. Absolutely. And so after a week where the president was taking on the oil spill, got a historic agreement with BP to put aside $20 billion to pay claims. All true. After a day on Friday when he strengthened lobbying and ethics rules in the White House. After going to Ohio to talk about the economy and see the progress that's being made.
in some of those stimulus projects that are happening around the country. Not as I do. All the different issues that the president's dealing with, I think that a little bit of time to himself on Father's Day weekend probably does us all good as American citizens that our president is taking the time. To be fair. Does us all good. To be fair. To be fair. Who is responsible for the oil spill? Be fair. So shouldn't the person that didn't have a backup plan that is basically destroying the Gulf and behind all of it be a little bit more accountable? Yeah, but to be fair. Weren't you the one that said that Obama should have been laying low? Oh, I agree. I totally agree, but I'm just trying to defend what he's saying, you know, why there are two sides of the coin. I'm just playing the devil's advocate because I don't think Obama. But what about if a teacher gets in trouble at an elementary school? Isn't the principal involved? Doesn't the principal need to be a part of every conversation? Yeah, because the principal's involved. The principal is the higher up. They're the ones that have to make it right. But he is involved. Yeah, but he's taking vacation. I say that, by the way, going, I don't care that either one of them were doing what they were doing. Tony Hayward, he wants to go plan his yacht, whatever. I think it's different. And it's one of those things where it's like, yeah, it doesn't look good. I mean, it just doesn't look good on either side. No way. I mean, it just doesn't look good. Is it wrong? Maybe, maybe not. But it doesn't look good. I think it would be phony if he was doing a thing where he was like, well, I'm going to be down there.
pretending to have binoculars around my neck. Right now, the responsibility is on BP to clean it up. I mean, they're footing the bill. It's up to them. And as far as I can see, they still haven't come up with a solution. So the CEO of the company should not be squandering his hours out on a yacht when he should be sitting in a boardroom or wherever the heck he needs to be sitting to figure it out, you know? See, for me, that's one of those things that... It sounds good, but, I mean, you put him in a boardroom, really? What's he going to do? Well, maybe Kevin Costner's house. Maybe Kevin Costner's yacht. That might make a difference. I mean, do something. Kevin Costner knows more about cleaning it up than Tony Hayward. Absolutely. Oh, gosh. I want to punch him in the face. Hey, by the way, if you're unemployed and you are getting unemployment and you have a stub from your unemployment check. Sienna's got good news for you today. Yeah, you can go to the fair today with your unemployment stub or check and get free admission. How about that? That is big time. They did this one of the days last year, and now it was such a success. People were so stoked on it that they're doing it two days this year, today and also Tuesday, June 29th. That's cool. Yeah, just in case you can't go today, June 29th. Get the fried butter. Get the fried butter. Get the fried butter. I know that sounds gross, but it really...
It's delicious. It's kind of different than what you expect. It's delicious. Is it? Yes. I think it is. I mean, I expected a pat of butter that had been fried, and that's certainly not what it was. It's so good. It was like a cigar-shaped, you know. Cinnamon roll. Yeah, it was like a cinnamon stick with butter in it, hot butter center. Really delicious. Delicious. What's up with the clown? Vandersloot, what's up with that? He went to court yesterday where he declined to give any statement in his court appearance. And a couple other things on him in a Dutch newspaper, which came out yesterday. Vandersloot says that he was, quote, tricked into confessing the murder of Stephanie Flores Ramirez. He said, in my blind panic, I signed everything but never knew what was written on them because it's in Spanish. Also, his mother has come forward. I know, exactly. Also, his mother has come forward and said that before he went to Peru, he was going to go to basically an insane asylum because of the way he was dealing with his father's death. Well, then we should let him go. No, he fled to Peru to escape going. Maybe that's what we say to his mom. Maybe we say to his mom, oh, well, then we should let him go. Absolutely. I think it's probably adding to some sort of insanity plea. Yeah, sure. Psychiatric hospital. Of course. Jay's picking the music today.
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I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I'm a Mexican little short guy, okay? Lauren. I'm so scared of authority, so I start crying. Woods. I don't like to be tickled because I squeal like a little girl. Sienna. Look how fair my skin is. I got freckles. Get out of here. And Jay. This is a paid gig. I'm 100% in. On FM 94.9. I'll tell you who people are kind of upset with is British Petroleum CEO, Tony Hayward. Who was, I think at one time, married Alana Turner. Was he? I think that's the same guy. Because over the weekend, he was out on his yacht. Yeah. And when President Obama found out that Tony Hayward was relaxing on his yacht, he was so angry, he missed a putt. It's not bad. So I'm back picking the music today. So I know that you want to know.
I know that I want to know, and I know that Woodsy is going to let us know in Woods on Sports all about what's happening in the world of sports. Woods on Sports. Greatest thing ever. The Chargers made some roster moves yesterday, Michael. And if you didn't know, they cut Kevin Ellison. That was the safety that was caught with buying 100 pills of Vicodin. Yeah. They let him go. He was a former USC Trojan. He started nine games as a rookie in 2009. Their bit is, oh, he wanted to get faster at the position. Okay. Okay, I'm sure you did. Yeah, we also didn't want guys selling Vicodin. Yeah, and buying illegal Vicodin, too. But he'll try to catch on somewhere else. He has his court date July 7th. They also released defensive tackle Ian Scott, fullback Corey Jackson, and wide receiver Jordan Jackson. So they're making some moves. They're trimming the fat, as they like to say.
Also, the Padres had an off night last night. They're heading to Tampa to take on the Rays. I'm going to need you to go ahead and sweep the Rays, okay? Yeah, of course. For you and for me. If that doesn't happen, then there's issues. Yeah, there's issues. But the Rays, they were one of the hottest teams in baseball. They've lost seven of their last ten. Padres throwing Matt Latos tonight. He is one of the best in the game right now. Matt Latos. He's filthy. Yeah, dude. He's filthy, dude. Guy looks great. I watched him the other day. His first pitch of the game was 97. Yeah. His last pitch of the game, I think it was the ninth inning, was 95. Really? Yeah, dude. He is solid. Holy cow. And then in the bonehead move of the day, Mike, Carolina Panthers number one receiver, Steve Smith, he'll miss the start of training camp. You know why? Why? He broke his arm. Well, he heard it playing football. Flag football. Are you kidding me? With little kids. At a youth camp. No way. Absolutely. Because I know a lot of these guys, they have stuff written into their contracts that say that they can't go mountain biking. They're not allowed to go mountain biking. Exactly. And he is their premier player. There is no question.
In the bonehead categories, Tennessee Titans running back Chris Johnson. He is one of the best in the business as well. Arguably the best running back in the NFL. He is now holding out for a new contract. The only problem, dude, is that he signed a deal. He signed a five-year deal as a rookie, and he's only in year two of that deal. Okay, so here he is talking about his situation. Cut one. So basically, I want to set a record. I really don't have a guarantee because all the other guys who went through contract. scenarios right now. At least their teams, like, they offering them something. Like, Tennessee's not even offering anything. Wow. They offered it to you, pal, but you, you know, you signed a deal. But also, Chris, how much do you want? Cut to. Anywhere to 30, 40 guaranteed. Yeah, 30, 40 guaranteed. I'm sorry, man. I wouldn't pay that guy a nickel. He's in year two of a five-year deal. Yeah, you're really, really good running back. Yeah. Sorry, you signed the contract. Well, it's, uh... I mean, you can equate it to anything. You can equate it to any job that you sign on to do. If you perform really well for him, that's sort of the expectation. In other words, yes, he's the best running back in football. But if he rushed for 5,000 yards, he'd be like, hey, look good for you. That's what we want from you. Glad we got you. Then when you get the next contract, you go, hey, remember I rushed for 5,000 yards? Why don't you pay me like that? That's fine. But you are under a current deal.
Play for what you signed for. Exactly. Absolutely. And that is Woods on Sports. So 570-1949 is our number if you want to give us a call. Or you can also text us, 949Mikey at gmail.com. Where do you stand on this email? Mikey, Mikey Show. Love your show. Listen every day. Like when you guys help people with real everyday problems. I got something going on in my life that is really troubling. Haven't spoken to my younger brother in over a year. We got in a fist fight over a football game last year. Oh, wow. Yes, an NFL football game. It got really heated and it finished with us coming to blows. What should I do? How do I get him back in my life? And one Chargers lover. Oh, my gosh. I guess his brother was a Broncos fan. Maybe a Raiders. Yeah. I mean. What do you do? I don't know, man. I thought with guys, it's like once you fight, then you're like, ah, it's all good now. Especially with brothers, too. Hug it out. Yeah, I mean, I'm guessing that the reason that they're not talking anymore is because neither has changed their mind. Right. Well, they're probably both super stubborn. Weird. Yeah. If they're related. I would agree with that except for the probably part. I would say that they're super stubborn. Obviously, yeah. And, you know, here's the thing.
It's the goofiest thing to not talk to your bro for for a year. I mean, hey, listen, and I know there's people, some people agree with me. I mean, some people disagree with me and go, dude, legions runs thick. Is that the right way to say it? Thicker than blood. Yeah, thicker than blood. I mean, it's a stupid thing to fight over. But it kind of brings up the question of like sports and getting into it over sports. You're looking at the master, dude. I would like to, Woodsy, I would like to watch one Yankee game with you. You can't, bro. I can't just sit on the couch and be there? Your sensitive ears. I hear what you may think of me after the game. Is it that bad? It's that bad. So you really get cursing crazy? Like a lunatic. I can't not. Really? I'm watching last night, and Burnett serves up three homers in the first inning to the Diamondbacks. And, of course, my Facebook's like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Because I play for the Yankees and I was throwing those pitches. Everybody in our audience that doesn't like the Yankees was like... Hey, you're the unofficial spokesperson. But everybody in our audience is like, hey, Woods, did you see that? I'm like... Of course they are. Yeah, I saw it. D. Yeah. You're talking to a guy who ripped open his shirt. Yeah. Like he was the Hulk watching the Yankees. Of course. Of course. Who does that? He wears a Yankees pinstripe rubber on the house. Yeah, with number two on the back. You know who doesn't get people writing all over their Facebook?
Exactly. Who? The people that aren't Yankee fans? People that aren't spouting off about Yankees. I don't spout off anything. Not anymore. When do I spout off? Not anymore. Yeah. I think that you've toned it down. Yeah, because they're not winning. Is that why? They're not playing that well. I did not know that. And the reason I don't know is because you're not telling me. I'll tell you, man. You tell me, first story out, you tell me about the Yankees when the Yankees are winning. Well, usually it's San Diego Brewers, and then it's the Yankees. That's right. Well, here's the thing. What does he take sports very seriously? A lot of people do. Yeah. Your dad, M1 Hawk. Wait till football season. M1 Hawk, did he flip out with the Yankee games on? My dad is very reserved. He's very reserved. He doesn't curse ever. I've heard him say, like, three curse words. So I don't know where I got it from. But I'm a lunatic. But watching Notre Dame games at my house, he's a big Notre Dame alum. And, man, he won't curse. But if they lose, he doesn't talk. Okay. I mean, he doesn't talk. During the game, is he, you know, vocal? Oh, yeah. See, that's the thing. I think that we learn what to do from our dads.
When I watch football games, I'm pretty quiet. Although I do the hard clap. Yes. With a big game. I do the. Yes. I do the gritted teeth. Yeah. I do the gritted teeth and the hard clap with good plays. And. You know, fantasy football makes it even more wacky for me. It's the best. Yeah, it gives you more of an investment. It's the best. Can't wait. I can't wait. Are you going to play? Oh, heck yeah. Nice. I commish. There you go. I worry that police are going to come to our house when Todd's teams are on. Todd's like me. I am terrified that, because, I mean, he's screwing. Really? Awful things. I get like this close to the TV. Do you really? You son of a... Oh, yeah. He doesn't do stand the whole time. I stand. He cannot sit for the entire game and he stands right in front of the TV. You know what I think would be funny? I love it. You know what I think would be funny is an internet site that is devoted to without audio.
Just the visual of people in black and white. Yes. In black and white watching their teams play. Oh, my gosh. It would be phenomenal. It would be phenomenal. I get so mad at Jamie when we're watching a game and, like, the playoffs. Because the Yankees won the series last year. And I wasn't even excited when they won. It was more of relief. Right. But she would get up and go do something. And, you know, Chase Utley would hit a homer for the Phillies. And I'm like, you get your ass. Back in here and sit where you were sitting. This is BS. I'm a lunatic. During the Lakers finals, I had to stay in the kitchen for 10 minutes because I wasn't allowed to go. Oh, my God. Psycho. I know. Hysterical. I was like, can I come out now? Wow. 570-1949 or texas949mikey at gmail.com. Why do I do that? Why do I care so much? I don't know. And I think about that in my head. I'm like. It's just a game, dude. But then I start watching them and the pinstripes are going and, you know, they're playing the Red Sox and I'm just like, I start steaming. Well, and imagine how passionate you are. Now imagine if your brother or one of your best friends was a Red Sox fan.
fan with the same fervor that you had, what would happen in that room? You could easily get into a fish. It's so strange for me because on the old show, I had Boston Rob. And he was into the Red Sox just as passionately as Woodsy. So it's so surreal to now have a guy on my show that is the opposite. Maybe we should have a fight to the death between the two. You know, B-Rob and I used to verbally or email spar during the playoffs all the time. And I would call into the show and be like, hey, nice game last night. Or vice versa. There's something about those two teams in particular, Notre Dame, USC, all those big rivalries that, I mean, you don't wish harm on them, but you wouldn't really mind. You're not going to shed any tears. I think about the... Actual game itself. And by the way, you can call us 570-1949 or text us 949mikey at gmail.com about your biggest sport flip outs. Please. What is worse? Is it worse when you're watching a football game? Are you Cowboys, Woodsy? Dude, I'm really not an NFL guy. Oh, no. You don't have an NFL team? No, no. I love the NFL. And I watch as many games as I can. Cowboys are kind of tough to be a fan of, man. So you don't have a team in the NFL.
Not really. Hopefully you'll become a Charger. I love the Chargers. You keep telling me that I will. Maybe I will. I love the Chargers. And I can't decide which makes me more upset. If a Charger player does something stupid and something bad happens. Yeah. Or if a ref gets a bad call. I can't decide which of those makes me more irritated. The player. Oh, really? I hate the ref. Okay, so, you know. Phillip Rivers. Phillip Rivers drops back. And Vincent Jackson, let's say, catches a pass and then spikes the ball and does something stupid to get a penalty. That's what drives me batty. The late hit out of bounds. If I'm watching a Notre Dame player do it, I lose. It makes me crazy. I go insane. You idiot. What about if it's like a receiver that's supposed to catch the ball and it just bounces off or whatever? And you're like, you're a professional. You're a professional. You get paid to catch that ball. Right. But what's worse then, it clearly breaks the playing of the goal line, and the ref says it's not that shot. That doesn't bother me as much. There's three seconds left on the clock, and that was fourth down. And the other team gets the ball back. I mean, they're the playmakers, essentially. That's the thing. If the game gets taken out of the team's hands. Yeah.
And into the ref or the umpire's hands, that's what bothers me. But occasional blown call here or there doesn't bother me as much as stupidity on the football field or the baseball field. Makes me crazy. It makes me nuts, man. 570-1949 is the number. A judge wants Anna Nicole Smith's case reopened. And we were talking about Anna Nicole Smith the other day. I know, weird. It's a curse of the Mikey show. Yeah. Well, she's already been dead. I didn't kill her. I know it. Maybe EBW did. Well, it's the same judge who was in the 2007 battle over the remains of her body and her sons. His name is Larry Seidlin. And he's now writing a book basically saying that the case needs to be reopened and in a way saying Howard K. Stern is to blame for a lot of it. That was being said a lot. Well, yeah, but now he's like, you know, Howard K. Stern is an enabler who should be punished is quote from this book. It's just, I don't know. It makes me sad to reopen cases like this that have been closed. But, I mean, unless they have some crazy evidence that Howard Kate Stern did something sneaky, absolutely get them. What is the things that hiring managers wish that you knew? What? I know. I was so excited to hear this. I know. That's what Woods did. Yeah, Woods was a recruiter, so he would go in there. He was a manager, Mike.
You're a manager for us. I was a performing manager. I was a player coach. Yeah. Yeah. And you were real good at it. Absolutely. Yeah. Well, hiring managers wish we knew that they want us to be honest. Yep. It's number one. And a lot of times we think, you know, we need to fib a little bit. You got a DUI. Yeah. Okay. Just say it. Tell me about it. Tell me, tell me, tell me about it. Or even the littlest thing, right? I mean, you get caught up in a lie. You can. They want enthusiasm. Of course they do. Some people just walk in and they're like, hey, try to be real calm. But it's like, be calm, but show them you want the job. Dude, people would write me emails and ask me about getting into radio, and I would always say to them, be enthusiastic. It really says a lot to people. What did you think then when you were courting me, Mike? Oh, boy. Stonewall Jackson out here. I know. There were times where I was frustrated with L.O.B., but I wouldn't get too frustrated with L.O.B. because I kept thinking to myself, I don't think that she really believes this. She didn't believe you. I think that she thinks that this is all just, like, she's waiting for any day for me to go, ah, it fell through, you know, it's not going to happen, blah, blah, blah.
And so I said, the other day I was talking to my wife about it. And I said, do you know, I said that even to this day, it's now June. She's been on the show since February. Even to this day, I'm still thinking that she's going to think, well, this is all phony anyway. This isn't really going to, you know. Yeah. Like any day. What was that first conversation like? So she like, well, Mike, you have a lot going on right now. And I just really can't commit too much. As you know, I'm waiting tables at the belly up. I'm also a burgeoning stand-up comedian. Oh, my God. If I'd heard that, I would have liked. I'm a writer. I'm an actor. I'm an actress. I was so patient. Yeah. I was so patient with L.O.B. I was like, so it's like a part-time gig? Part-time? Seriously, I couldn't get it through my head what was going on. So it's four hours a day, right? So I've got 20 hours I can do it. No, I thought he wanted me like a couple times a week to be like resident comedian. Dude, and here's the thing too. I would trip out if our program director was 20 minutes late calling her because she would go.
Yeah, I didn't hear from him, which I knew meant in her mind. She's like, and you know why I didn't hear from him? Because this is all a fake bit. It's not even real. It's not even real. You're not really going to hire me for this radio show. And I know it's all just a big sketch. Mikey's call to me was, Woodsy, would you ever be interested in maybe joining my show? I'm like, when do I pack? When do I pack? We were probably on opposite sides of the spectrum. 100%. Oh, they were. I was like, what? How long does it take me to get there? What's the drive line? That night I texted him. I'm like, dude, if you're serious, I'm in. Like, I'll pack my car tomorrow. And to be fair, Mike, in our first meeting, you were like, my wife Rebecca said that I should make it very clear to you that this is not a job offer. Yeah, well, and I couldn't. You are in consideration. I couldn't say that I was offering her a job. I couldn't say that. You didn't know her. No, but what I will tell you now after the fact is. Minute I saw her on YouTube, I knew she was the girl that I wanted for that position. I knew it. But I couldn't say to her, hey, listen, you're the only person I have a mind for this now. My mind is made up. Because I thought she would go, well, first of all, that's weird. Who are you? Yeah, who are you?
Oh, I could sense like through text message, Mikey's frustration with me. I was there through some of it. I can't. When I hear it still, I cringe because I'm like, man, I worked for a year for free radio. I rode motorized scooters through hedges to get on the air. So her defense, the only thing I can say LLB's defense is I just, and I truly believe she didn't buy it. She just wasn't buying it. Weird. Just so out of the blue. And now that we know her, we're like. Of course. Of course. Well, the first message I got, I was like, really? Really? This is Mikey from The Mikey Show. Yeah. With the UFO video on his YouTube. Right. Up until the day that she was actually offered the job, I was like, can they please just call her and tell her, you know, and do the thing? It's real. It was so frustrating. So back to the list, hiring managers, things hiring managers wish you knew. Like I said, enthusiasm. And really quick, I'm going to just say some advice, speaking of enthusiasm, that I got when I started in radio. And it was always work harder than the person working the hardest. Yeah. And you'll be golden. Yeah. I got advice for you. It doesn't matter what job you're in or what job you want to be in. Pick somebody that you admire in that industry and talk to them.
Have a mentor. Absolutely. I would say probably 13, 14 years ago. It had to have been 13 or 14 years ago. I asked Dave Rickards from DSC, hey, man, can I have a couple of minutes of your time? Best thing to say to somebody when you're in that position is to say, can I have a couple of minutes of your time? And I'm not going to waste it. I've got some questions, very specific questions that I want to ask you, and I'm not going to waste your time. He was really, really cool. And I pulled him over and I asked him a few questions about being a morning guy. And he was so gracious and so cool. Still to this day, you know, I consider him one of my mentors. And he was just really, really nice about it. And it was really cool. But that's what you do. What did you miss? Write a thank you note right away. Bring it with you. That I didn't know. Bring it with you. Really? Bring it with you. Leave it with the receptionist. But then it's not personalized. No, no, no. You know who you're interviewing with. But what if you talk about certain things in the interview? Still. I always liked them when I would be going to lunch. They'd be like, oh, somebody left this for you. Or bring it up the next day and drop it off. I email it. No, no. Handwritten. Handwritten. What? But I would bring an empty thank you card or something. And then when you're done with the interview, sit in the lobby, write it out real quick, personalize it, leave it with a secondary. Absolutely. Always handwritten. Handwritten, huh? Yeah. Did you say hand ready?
No, I said handwritten. My name is Hoyle Handready. I know. Okay, we're not talking about that. Your name's actually Horatio Hoyleton. It's Danish for handwriting. Handwriting? Yeah, it's Danish for handwriting. Oh, geez. It's pronounced handready. I'm going to bust one off in a little bit. Oh, are you? That's kind of disgusting. Yeah. It's really gross, actually. Jay's picking the music today. Oasis. Five-year-olds. So we have some what I would call explosive audio. In fact, it's kind of funny. I was listening to this audio and something really shocking is said. And you hear a very overdramatic when it's said. If this senator from Arizona is telling the truth in this clip about Obama, because he says that he met with Obama one on one on the Oval Office and says something that Obama said to him in the Oval Office. If it's true that I'm telling you right now, it's crazy.
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He's trying to show me his allegedly bruised foot. Oh, he's been limping around. Yeah, he's trying to pull a mic. It hurts. I'm not pulling a mic. Oh, yes, you are. No, I'm not. It hurts. I think I have a stress fracture. Oh, my God. Remember last week or two weeks ago when I hurt my foot in the ocean? Yeah. Woods, it gave me so much grief about it. You had flippers on. He still had a big, giant bruise on his foot. Of course I had flippers on. That's a bruise. That's a tan line. Of course I had flippers on. I was boogie boarding along with my friend Woods. Hey, if you want to sound tougher, you can say body boarding. Really? Yeah. Is that better? Yeah. Body boarding is... Weren't you body boarding yesterday? Body surfing is... When you're just like this, bodyboarding. Are you looking down your nose at me now? No, I'm not. Yes, you. Yes, he is. He's now looking down. He was bodyboarding last week for crying out loud. He's now been a surfer for two weeks. Now I'm the doofus with the fins on. Mike, I do have to hand it to you that Woods, he walked in here and you didn't ever walk in here with a limp. I had a limp. The very first thing that came out of his mouth was.
The kid got hurt real bad. It hurt. That's what we're talking about. It hurt so bad. I can't sit. He's lifting his foot up to show me the non-existent bruise on his foot. Yeah, mine was purple. Yeah. You know what? It was. There is a reason that men do not have babies. I know. You guys would be a disaster. I've got a torn shoulder, a broken finger, and now probably a broken foot. But you know where I'll be Sunday? I'll be on the field. Because that's what I do. I'm a gamer. You're just incredible. Maybe you rest up at Bright Michaels. Who's Bright Michaels? I was trying to get it out so fast. Okay. Back to the Mikey show. This senator from Arizona, his name is John Kyle. The senator from Arizona says he had a private meeting with Barack Obama. And there's a little bit of a dramatic response from the crowd when he says what Barack Obama said concerning immigration and why we don't secure the border. The Oval Office kicked the rest of people out. Here's what the president said. The problem is, he said, if we secure the border, then you all won't have any reason to support comprehensive immigration reform. In other words, they're pulling it hostage.
They don't want to secure the border. That's like me in the crowd. Now, if that's true, it's the creepiest thing in the world. Okay. It's over my head. He says, Barack Obama said to him, we need immigration reform. If I secure the border, we don't have a political, we don't have something to fight for here politically. And this guy is like, I'm going to tell the world that he said that to me. Wow. Well, this is the White House press secretary calling him a liar. The president didn't say that. Senator Kyle knows that the president didn't say that. OK, well, then Senator Kyle's a nutball or Barack Obama's not cool. I don't know which it is. And I'm being honest. Yeah, I'm not taking any political side here. I'm just saying that's a crazy. That's a crazy bird thing to say if he said it. And if he didn't say it, then the dude's a liar, which makes him crazy. He was just trying to get the... We need to isolate that. You sign on to Skype. It was something else, though, right? Let's do this. You've known them. You've seen them. They may even be you. Woods just points them out. It's time for...
Dude, you're dumb. Are we going to watch you wince all day long? Yes, you are. Ouch. Oh, my gosh. Dude, you're dumb is where... A grown man. Yeah, what he points out where... What he points out people that are behaving like dummies. It's the guy that goes to the ATM and instead of getting his money and receipt and walking away, has to stay there and take up the time while he places everything back in his wallet perfectly while you're waiting. Oh. Oh, I hate that guy. Organize it. Yeah, he's organizing. Get out of here. You're like, can you just move to the side for a minute, please? He's throwing his Big Mac wrappers away. Yes. We've got a few good ones to say. One last night that I noticed is that every single, I guess it's Monday night, I see on my news feed on Facebook, oh my God, can you believe The Bachelor said it? This is the worst show I've ever seen. I cannot believe that girls would actually go for this guy. It's the same people every week. They're still watching it. Yeah. Got an idea. What?
You don't like something, don't watch it. Don't watch it. It's a good idea. Or if you don't like it, don't listen to it. It's a good idea. You know what I mean? It's a good idea. How about the guy at work, too, that feels the need to tell you about all the girls he slays? How about that guy? You can tell me all you want, man. You're still just Wayne from Poway, okay? But it's like, the way I see it is those guys that talk like that are the ones that don't slay any girls. But see, I would say that, but yet I know. But yet you're one of them. There's a couple of guys. No, no. Kid's a happily married man. No. There's a couple of guys I worked with. Yeah. Well, you met them. They were here visiting. Yeah. These guys are closing two apiece every weekend. Allegedly. No, not allegedly. Monday morning. I'd be there sometimes when these guys close beds. Mikey, you saw them. Yeah, I saw them. You saw them. I saw them. I still need to hear about it. I don't want to hear about it, man. Makes you sound like a dork. Yeah. It really does. How about the over email forwarder? Listen. 9-11 was bad for me, too. Okay? Yes. It was. It sucked. Yeah. I was there. I mean, it wasn't there, but I was there. I lived it, too. I was there. We all lived it. I don't need a slideshow. No. In 2000, 2010. My mom, I hope she's listening. She is the over-forward queen. How many times am I going to get an email to tell me that I should have aspirin just in case I have a heart attack? Yeah. My mom sends me the safety ones. Like, girl, be safe. Be careful. Really? Yes. The forwards.
The four would slay me. Oh, they kill me. How about the ones that say, if you don't send this to 10 people, you're going to have that line. Chain letters. Can I tell you a couple years ago that email that was going around that Bill Gates was going to give? Give him money. You did it. I fell for that. I did too. I'm an idiot. I did too. Thanks very much. I'm like, for every person that responses, I get $190. Yeah, I'm like, they can totally track that. I bought it. I bought it. Oh, 100%. I'm sitting in my office all day forwarding emails. Oh, my gosh. Just waiting on my check. Still waiting. Going to retire. Woods, you're dumb. LLB, you're dumb. Was it one of those deals where you were like, hey, look, just in case, just in case this is for real. No, I read it and was like, oh. Just reported it immediately to everyone in my address book. LLB had a good one, too. Oh, yeah. What? It's the Facebook. The person that puts, like, a very pointed Facebook status that's clearly meant for one person. Yeah. It's like, I know, and I think you're being immature. No! He knows. The best. And then people will be like, what happened? Yeah. And they'll write back, it's private. It's private. Call me.
Oh, my gosh. Why do you put it out there? It's to get attention. You know, they say, if you love something, set it free. Yes. I've set you free. No. Stuff like that. It's the best. And you see it, you're like. Great. Your eyes roll over like a shark. Like they turn white because your eyes are rolling back to the back of your head like, oh, my gosh. I don't care. I don't care at all. Yeah, and then the other one is the workplace sticky note lever. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they leave you the notes, you know, at work. Hey, clean up because this is not your house. Your mother doesn't live here. Your mother doesn't live here. I appreciate those signs. Do you? No, I do not. Yes. Put the seat down. No man goes, but there's a sign in our bathroom that says put the seat down. Put the seat up. Every time I'm in there, the seat is down. This is not your home. This is your work environment. Put the seat up. Put the seat down.
Put the seat up. I don't want to touch it. Put the seat up. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. You can use your foot like I do. You put the seat up. It slams. Those are the people, by the way. All they're doing is making things worse. Oh, I know. Because when the person reads that, they're just going to get mad. Really? Okay. And they're going to be like, okay. You guys keep leaving the seat up. I'm going to leave feminine products right in the trash can. It's always the same thing. It says the same thing. It says don't do this and don't leave the feminine product. You see that everywhere. Girls abide by it. Do they? Yes. I've never seen anything like that. Don't know if they do. Don't want to know if they do. Don't care if they do. Don't want to know. Don't want to know. Don't want to know. Don't want to know. People are calling with Dude, You're Dumbs. M1 Runner from Point Loma. Are you there? Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah, the one that drives me nuts. I live down by the beach, and as you know, there's a block like every 10 feet, and whenever you're driving down the road and you got the idiot in front of you who's riding the butt of somebody in front of them, and that person goes to make a left, and then you got a million cars coming the other way, so that person can't make the left, and they're right on their bumper, and you got like 100 cars lined up for like 15 minutes. Yeah, because they're taking a left turn. Makes me nuts. Yeah, it's like, dude, why don't you back off like 10 feet, and you can go around, and the rest of them... And then I can go around.
Oh, it drives me nuts. It drives me crazy. We all just take turns and it'll be good. 570-1949. Thank you for the call. I got one. Oh, wow. Am I allowed to give one? The station manager that butts in when he's not supposed to. Oh, really? That's what it is? Maybe it's a little bit different than that. Maybe it's, I've been saying we should be doing Hip Hop Jam 2010 to Garrett, the program director, forever. I know. Notice that's not happening. No, it's Independence Jam. Independence Jam. And it's going to be Edward Scissorhands and the Magnetic Gas. It's actually Edward Sharp. It's Edward Scissorhands and the Magnetic Zeros. It's Edward Sharp. Close. Close. Hey, listen, I don't care what it is. If it ain't Eminem, what's the point? Fair enough. Yeah. I told him. I said we should be doing hip hop. Sienna knows. She used to work over it. Uh, number one, two, three, or what's the name of that station? Nine, three, three. Yeah, I used to work over there. One, two, three. Used to work over at channel one, two, three. I do know some hip-hop. You know how to rap? Do I know how to rap? Did I stutter? Yes! Um, I, I, maybe. I've never really tried. I challenge you. Oh. Hoyle, but I've heard you rap. You're really good. That's right I am, girl. Sienna, you can do it.
I was spitting beets when you was sucking on diamond lollipops. I know what I'm doing. Okay, fine. Bring it. I can. Yeah. Is this a battle? Is this a battle? You want to do a battle? Yes. Okay. You're easy to battle against, though. Did you know that in Harlem, Hoyle is the street name for crack marijuana? Crack marijuana? It's a street name. It's a street name. That is a lie, Hoyle. It is not a lie. Hoyle, what is crack marijuana? hardcore, man. What is it? A bunch of Mexican gangs selling it all over the streets. You want some crack marijuana? Dances with boobs? Let's do this thing, man. Dances with boobs? I know you grew up in La Jolla. I grew up in the streets of Mobile. This may be a pretty equal battle, then, since we both really don't have any backgrounds. It ain't equal. I grew up with gangs. I hung out with them. Did you? So did I. Well, they weren't real games. They were choir games. Choir games. They were gangs. Well, I guess I did, too. Gang of debutantes. That's right. That's right. Well, let me tell you something. I'm going to break it off right here, y'all. Oh, wow. Bring it, Hoyle. Let's do this. Don't hate on Hoyle because I'll get you. You want to do this? Yeah. Are you going first? No, I'll go first. Do it.
We're going to use the same beat, all right? Okay. Are you picking this out right now? Yeah, let me see. I'm going to find one that I think that everybody can do. Here we go. You ready? Yeah. Tell me what you think. What? Nutcracker? London Philharmonic. Give it a chance. Foil. I'm going to just say your own name. Original. My name is Foil. I'm smooth like oil. Wrangler jeans on. I'm about to uncoil. Living life hard. Living life pretty. Living with mama ain't nothing to pity. Cause I'm street. Got corns on my feet. Washing my britches and talking all street. Like to beat box. Feeling all dope with my boom box. I'm like a soap on a rope. You feel me? You feel me? You hear me? Talking to you. Boobs ma goo. You know what I'm saying?
Check this beatbox. I got some. What is that? That's my beatbox. That's my beatbox, y'all. Let's go getting it is what it is. Matt from Bad Blake, man. Oh, yeah. Bad Blake, the country artist? That's right. The fictional country artist? That's the real deal. I'm even going to do it a little different. You ready to spin it? I'm ready. All right. I'm going to play it. You sing it. La Jolla Production. Mom, I don't need your help on this one. Horatio Hoyleton Hanratty. Need I even say more? I know you just moved here, but I've been here in San Diego my whole life. So I'm going to give you a few pointers. All right? Go ahead. Better write this stuff down, Hoyle. Better write this stuff down. Horatio, forget girls. They'll run when you say hello. And every day she packs you a yoo-hoo.
I think I see a toupee. Better toss it, because no girl's going to want to slay. Take my advice. It's legit. Don't forget it. I'm from La Jolla, and there we know a lot of bees. Wow. I think you got served, son. In your face. La Jolla Productions. I'm willing to put it up to the listeners to find out which was better. Oh, man. How about we go best out of five? Yeah. Loser gives the other diamonds. 570-1949. You're either voting for Horatio. Pronounce Hoyle. Hoyle the Assassin. Hoyle the Assassin. Choir gang. Or you are voting for Sienna. Oh, my buddy's on Sienna. Yeah. Thanks, guys. 570-1949. Who won said rap battle? Hoyle was pretty strong. Hoyle was good, but it's a battle.
talk about me. It's a battle. It was, Shanna did good. Listen, I, yeah, Hoyle, aren't you supposed to like kind of, the whole idea of it is that you go after the other person. That's what I thought a battle was. Didn't I say in there something about boobs and a goo? Boobs and a goo, yeah. I mean, I know it's a positive, but I was trying to do something with it. 570-1949. What did you say the winner has to do? Has to give the other person diamonds. Yeah, I know, but if you lose Hoyle, you can't really do that. I have diamonds. Do you? They're cubic zirconium. It's not a diamond. It's not a diamond. Looks like a diamond. It's a fugazi. M1 Chris, who are you voting for? Somebody take score. I would see it. I'm all in her hizzy. Very nice. Hoyle needs to get. Maybe you need to get. Maybe I need to sell you some crack marijuana and you just need to sit there. You better take it, boy. Maybe you can take it, boy. Get him, Chris. M1 Liz, who you voting for? Oh, Hoyle all the way. Right on. M1 Chemistry. What up? What up, dude? La Jolla Productions in the Hizzo. Yes. There it is. Are we tied? No. Two to one. We got two to one. No, Sienna. Yeah, La Jolla, I said. Oh, I thought you said Hoyle. M1 Storm.
M1 Storm. Is this M1 Storm? It is. Who are you voting for? Oil. It's a tight game. This is the deciding vote, right? And this has got to be the funniest thing I've heard on the show yet. Thank you. M1 Garrett, you are the deciding vote. Who wins the rap battle? Seattle. You know how we do it now. The mighty has fallen. You know what? I know what it is. I need to take another trip back to Mobile. That's what gets me back to my roots. That's classic. Well, the mighty has fallen, Hoyle. When I spend time in Mobile, I kind of get back to my roots. I know. My roots are brunette, as you know. They were. Before you went bald and put that rug on your head. Oh, really? Before I put that rug on my head. You just going to limp around and make jokes all day long? Is that it? You know that. Just going to do that all day? At least I'm here on time today, pal. Really? You going to take me to the house already? Are you tired? I'm here. 5701949. That's like a party. Is our number. Jay picking the music today. That's why he's doing a little Casey and the Sunshine Band. Really? It's kind of a remix of Casey and the Sunshine Band.
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In Escondido, 15 southbound between the 78 Center City Parkway, pretty much stop and go this morning, about 21 miles an hour. The 94 eastbound between the 15 and Kelton Drive, it's in the lower 20s, kind of a 20 kind of morning. On the 805 northbound between University Avenue, Adams Avenue, it's also slowing, but a little better there, about the 40s. This report brought to you by your San Diego County Toyota dealers, Toyota owners. San Diego Toyota dealerships have a 2495 lube oil and filter replacement for United States Armed Forces. members and veterans, including the immediate families. See your dealer for details. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. It's time for the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report. Good morning to you. This is Bird from Dragon Eyewear with the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report brought to you by Guayaki Urbamate and at long last Guayaki Urbamate in conjunction with Jimbo's Naturally Market is announcing the winners of the two custom rusty surfboards. They would be Samira Yasser and Lee Pruitt. Samira Yasser and Lee Pruitt. Go to the Jimbo's location where you entered and give them your information. We'll get those custom boards started for you. Surf-wise today, looking at a west-northwestern that is tapering off along with some weaker southwest background swell. Need a waist-type surf on average, maybe a few chest-type plus waves at the standout spots. It's smaller than yesterday to be sure, but it's cleaner at the same time too.
Light overcast skies, no winds to speak of. Beach breaks looking to be your best bet now with a moderately higher tide. Just some soft, broken-up corners with occasional standard steeper peak. Clean lines at the reef breaks, but really not breaking at all now. Lower tides might make them longboardable. Water temps warmed up, 64 to 66 degrees. So for up-to-the-minute surf reports, forecasts, go to surfline.com. For everything you need in order to go surf, check out one of South Coast Surfshelps' five locations. And we're looking for Samira Yasser and Lee. Pruitt to stop by your Jimbo's natural location and take advantage of Guayaquiz, your Ramate's rusty giveaway. The surf report can be heard three times daily right here on FM 94.9. This has been the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report. More of the Mikey Show on FM 94.9. If you don't like that, I don't want to know you. That's good. That's Billy Joel. Jay's picking the music today. That's a good one. That's a good one. Tonight, LaToya Jackson. That's all you have to say. Tonight on the Animal Planet, she got a special coming out called Michael Jackson and Bubbles, The Untold Story. Oh, my God. In case you are just waking up from a 14-year coma, Bubbles was Michael Jackson's monkey. Chimpanzee. Yeah. Companion. Little Bubbs. Here's a clip. I'm really looking forward to seeing Bubbles more than anything else.
How strange is it that her and Michael and Janet have the exact same voice? I know. And of course on my way here, I couldn't help but to think, geez, how big is he? Is his personality the same? Has he changed very much? I would love to know if Bubbles still remembers me because it's been about 20-something years now since I've seen him last. Bubbles was very... She sounds so much like Michael Jackson. Yeah. There's very similar voices sounding when they talk. He was very human-like. Of course, the apes are human-like anyway, to begin with. But Bubbles was a little bit more so than the rest of them. Because he was raised around our family, around us, eating at the tables with us, doing everything that we did. Eating at the tables? Asking for his alcohol. Bathing with us. And having whatever he wants. Whoa. So here she is. In an emotional reunion with Bubbles. Bubbles? Bubbles? Oh, yes. Hi, Bubbles. Hello. Hi. Hi, Bubbles. You know I miss you. Thank you. I haven't seen you in ages, Bubbles. Don't know who you are. Do you remember me? Nope, I don't. Bubbles? Yes, hello. Do you remember me, Bubbles? I don't. I don't. Do you, Bubbles? Okay, I do. I do.
I do. Bubbles? Yeah. Bubbles. Yeah. Oh, I want to kiss you. I want to hug you. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Don't do that. Don't do that. Please. Oh, don't cry. Don't cry. Please don't cry. Please don't cry. Please don't cry. Oh, my gosh. Please don't cry. I do. I do remember you. I do remember you. It just came back from me. I know you now. You're Melancholia. Craig, you want to get her out of here? Get her out of here. Yeah. I remember you. Yeah, I do. I do, Craig. Get her out of here. I remember. Craig, get her out, please. Thank you. What's the matter with you people? I was joking. Oh, come on. Don't you know a joke when you're here? Oh, please. Oh, man. It's funny. Latoya had a handler. Yeah. Craig. My goodness. Craig. No, it was Bubbles that had the handler. Bubbles needs the handler. Bubbles? Yes. Bubbles. Yes. Hi, Bubbles. I don't have a hearing problem. I can't talk either, by the way. I miss you. I haven't seen you in ages, Bubbles. I don't know who you are. Do you remember me? No. Bubbles? Yes. No, I don't. I don't. You're hugging me tightly. Bubbles? Yes. Oh, I want to kiss you. No, no, no, no. I don't like the way she says.
Bubbles? Bubbles? Why do I think that if I watched a video of this, I'd probably cry? Oh my gosh. I probably would too. Did you ever see that Christian Alliance reunion? Of course, L-O-B. Of course. Now that is an animal reunion. That was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I cried at my desk for 15 minutes. Weird. I showed that video to, like, everyone I know. Oh, I love it. I cried so hard. How would she know if Bubbles even remembered her? Did they hug or something, I wonder? I don't know. You'll have to watch Animal Planet. You'll have to watch Animal Planet tonight and watch Michael Jackson and Bubbles, the untold story. Bubbles slaps her butt. No, it's Michael Jackson. It's called Michael Jackson and Bubbles, the untold story. It's about their affair. Told by LaToya. Told through the eyes of LaToya Jackson. Oh, boy. She's such a drama queen. That was a little dramatic, I thought. Bubbles? Yes. Yep, I hear you. I don't have a hearing issue. Yeah, if you love me so much, where have you been for 20 years? I know. Bubbles? Yes. Bubbles. Yeah.
Yes. Hi, Bubbles. Hi. Hi, Bubbles. Hi, hi, hi. You know I miss you. Okay, I don't know you. I haven't seen you in ages, Bubbles. I know. Why now? I was just waiting for my brother to pass away and exploit his death, okay? Bubbles? Yes, I hear you. Do you remember me? Why don't you kiss you, Bubbles? You've asked me. Twelve times. If I remember you. I wonder how many times she says bubbles. And I can't talk. Forty-five. I can't speak. Me, no speaking. I don't speak English. You understand that? I don't speak Crazy Jack. Yes, I don't. I never did. I still don't. I got trapped by this guy. Yeah. You know, 20 years ago. I got out of here. A handler named Craig. Who wants to listen to a thing I say? I'm talking to Craig for 20 minutes, saying, can you please help me with this? Usher someone out of here. Can I say it a different way for you, Craig? Oh, I want to kiss you. Don't do that. I don't want you to. All right, all right, all right, all right. Oh, you're squeezing me really tight. Oh, my God, so tight. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, I do. It's so weird.
Creepy. Okay, thank you. Craig, can you please, with Latoya, to the front entrance. Look at you. Look at you. So big. You're so big. Gross. See you, Mikey. Bye-bye. Bye now. You guys want to do Tuesday Tutors? Oh, please. It's Tuesday. Let's do Tuesday Tutors. Come on. Oh, yeah. Let's film them again. You're feeling extra stupid today. Yeah. I'll start. I'll start easy. Well, let me explain. Tuesday Tutors is a little game that we play. And you go to MikeyShow.com. A little button there says Tuesday Tutors. And you click on Tuesday Tutors. And you tell us what your questions are for your kids between K and 8th grade. Kindergarten in A. So if you guys know the answer, say your names. Okay. We use our name as a buzzer. Buzzer. Yep. How many sides does a trapezoid have? Lauren. Lauren. Four. Yes! Whoa! Yes! Whoa! Way to start this off right. Nerd. Man, good job. I was like thinking seven. What is that? A trapezoid. Is it a mathematics? Well, this is mine. From all angles. I think it looks.
It's a shape? Yeah, that's exactly what it looks like. It's a shape? Yeah. It's almost like a gold bar. Yeah, it's shaped like a gold bar. It's exactly like a golden bar. That's why I knew what it looked like. That's what our chocolate was made of. Idiot! Okay. Who was the first president to be impeached? Mikey. Mike? Bill Clinton. No. Woods. Tricky Dick Nixon. No. Tricky Dick Nixon. Really? Anybody else? Andrew Johnson. Oh. Didn't know there was a president with that name. I knew Andrew Jackson. I totally went to high school with that dude. I bet you did. Andrew Johnson? I knew Andrew Jackson, too. Wow, we're really stupid. One and one. It's not bad. It's shortstop for the Marlins, right? Andrew Johnson, yeah. What is the largest? It's Andrew Johnson and the Magnetic Zeros, right? That's it. That's it. All right. Third question.
What is the largest South American country by area? Woods. Brazil. Yes. You, Woodsy. There you go. All right. I'm going to make it a little bit harder. What are the six layers of the earth in order? Oh, my gosh. Really? Lauren, this is third grade. Six layers. This third grade question. The core. No, wait. You're going from the center up. Oh. You can. That's fine, right? Yeah, whatever. The crust. Wait, so you went from the core of the earth to the crust of the earth? Yeah. I'll be impressed if you... All right, fine. That's not in order. Let's try it all together. That's not in order. How many others? I'm starting outside now. Okay, fine. The crust. Okay. The outer core. You're not going in order, but if you can name all six, I'll give it to you. The inner core. Uh-huh. The core. Yep. Say the core more. No. There's not a core. There's only the outer core. The epicenter. No. The epicenter is the magma. What about the cream filling? Magma? Magma. What about custard? Creme brulee. No. You got three out of six, but I'm not going to give it to you. Core, inner core crust, the sauce, the mushrooms, the peppers. Lithuania. Lithuania. John Lithgow. John Lithgow.
What? Lithograph. Lithograph. Lithocelps. Lithosphere. Lithosphere. Ah, Edward Sharp and the lithogreers. Magnosphere. Asthenosphere. Asthenogram. Asthenogram. Third graders know this? And mesosphere. Oh. Well, the person that emailed me this, because you can go and send it to MikeyShow.com and just submit your questions, and they said it was third graders. I can't believe that. That's insane. I know. Okay, so what are you? Two for two? No, one and a half. Okay, all right. One and a half for three. You have more? How many more? A lot? Yeah, I mean... I'm having fun. I'll tell you when I start to get really bored. Okay. What does the S stand for in Harry S. Truman? Oh, gosh. Mikey. Mike. Stella. Lauren. Stella! Stella. Lauren. Seymour? No. Seymour Butts? Woods. Salvatore. It stands for nothing. It's just S because both of his grandfathers had the middle name of an S. It was Ship and Solomon, so he didn't want to choose, so he just made it S. That's my brother, too. That's killer. My brother Steve, his middle name is B. Really? The letter B. Was he like a rapper in the 80s? My mom thought that had a ring to it. Yeah. That's why she gave him that middle name. Stephen B. Esparza? Mm-hmm. Stephen B. Crazy. Yeah, that's right. Stephen B. Crazy. What epic poem?
Told by Homer. Lauren. Tells the story of the Trojan War. Odyssey. The Odyssey. Wrong. Oh, I'm sorry. The Iliad. There you go. You guys already got it wrong, though. She got it wrong. I didn't say my name. Woods, the Iliad. You said Odyssey the first time. I didn't say my name, though. I'm like, I don't know. You got it wrong. You got it wrong. It didn't count. The Iliad. You're the big man on bread. What is an isthmus? Oh, Woods. Woods. Woods. It's a body of water. Nope. Mikey. Mike. It is like a peninsula. In fact, it is a peninsula. Yes. What's on both sides of it? Suez. That's the only one I know. Guadalcanal. Yeah. It's a narrow strip of land with water on both sides. Oh, I was close. Yeah. Isthmus of Suez. I don't even know where that is. I don't even know if that's a real Isthmus. It is a real Isthmus. Is it? Isthmus. We should get Susanna to say it. Susanna, say isthmus. Isthmus. Okay. Take your retainer out and say isthmus. Isthmus. That's fantastic. What was the name of the ship that pilgrims first took to get to the U.S.? Really? The Mayflower. Mayflower. I asked. So easy. When I read that question, I thought it was like. You need to wait until the question is done. Okay, fine. Okay, fine. Good Lord. How many years? Woods.
Say it. Say it. Oh, my. How many years is one term for a U.S. representative? Which? Eight years. Wrong. Four years. Two years. Four years. Wrong. Two years. Mikey? It lasts their whole lifetime. It is two years. I knew it was one or the other. Two years. All right, one more. Yeah. You guys aren't that bad. One more. Okay. All right. I'm looking for a good one. People are wrecking their cars right now. Idiots. What is the difference between a homophone and a homonym? Well, one doesn't like gays. Well, one likes boys. One likes girls. One really has negative things to say about gay people. The difference between a homophone and a homonym. Lauren? A homophone is when a word kind of sounds like another word. Mm-hmm. A homonym is when something means almost the same thing is another word. No. Nope. That's a homonym. A homophone are words that sound the same, but they're spelt differently, like they're. Right. Yes. And a homonym are also words that sound the same, but are spelt the same, like read and read. Very good, Sienna. Yeah. Great explanation. Is that my brain? And now it's time for some old time radio. Hurry. Hurry. Ready.
Where's your Uncle Pete? We were held up, Tom. Three men. They took the flying B payroll and headed up toward Pine Gap. This is real, by the way. This is real. Oh, my God. From 1929, I believe. Oh, my God. I love it. Now, let me tell you. What they used to do back in the old days is they didn't have TV. But they did have budgets. Just like for TV shows now, they got big budgets. So they would spend the dough on, you know. Coconut shells to make hooves. Yeah. They'd have these giant productions. I took Uncle with them. Come on in the house quick. We'll get the boys together. No, I'll take the... When did anyone really talk that way? That's the best guy they could find. Yeah. Get me into town and get my car. All right, Betty. That's genius. I love that. The name Betty has gone by the wayside. Yes. My grandma's name. 1929, it was like, you know, it was the Jaden of the time. It was the Caitlyn of... It was Caitlyn of 1925. It's like, oh, Betty. Wow. That's quite a name. Floozy. Yeah, floozy, right? That's the car. The phone. Oh, my gosh. Alexander Graham Bell's like, hello. Yes, hello. Come here, I'll help you.
Ring up the boys, man. Tell them to meet me at Pine Creek Forks. You pervert. What is that all about? Those things you were talking about there. The Brian B payroll's been robbed. Pete Bell has been kidnapped. The whole payroll's been robbed. $14.25 for the entire staff. Tell the boys to ride. Hey, George, where'd you put that ammunition? Really? That's the same guy doing different things. Yes, yes. It's the same guy. Her door. Why'd you put the ammunition? Really? I don't know. It's in your desk. It's drawer. Why don't you ask Betty the floozy when you put the ammunition? And while you're at it, pay the entire staff their wages of $14.25. The middle one. They've gone. Have you got the other boys? When did that stop? I love it. When did women stop talking like this? When did anyone stop using this inflection? Sounds like the TomTom girl. I know. It's very difficult. I couldn't talk like that if I tried. Woodsy, Google who's on first. Get the script of who's on first so that TomTom girl and I can do, we're going to do our old time radio. Okay. I'm going to do it right now. Some of them. I'm calling the blacksmith now.
Calling the blacksmith? That's the last time we did that. Call the cobbler. Right now my shoes are the needle for cobbling. Honey, Rebecca, can you call the blacksmith? Did you call the blacksmith this morning or what? Babe, how many times do I have to leave you sticky notes for the blacksmith? I thought you said goldsmith. You left the damn stick in the butter churn again, too. I'm tired of this. Spoiled. You spoiled the butter because you left the churn in it. And I'm not going to pay for another freaking churn. We've already got blacksmith bills up the wazoo. Maybe you send the boys down to Pine Tree Hill. Lauren, it's Pine Tree Forks. You know that. Hello, guys. It's somebody calling from Kai Chi Kin. Is there a Jacob Espaza there? They've got his cobbling done. This is his mother. I'll come down immediately and pick it up. My name is Rebecca. It's fantastic. I love old-timey radio. Hello? I hear a word. Ding, ding, ding. I'm sorry. I don't understand what words are saying. Exactly. I don't understand either.
Too busy blacksmithing. Bunch of dorks. Do you have the script? Yeah, too. And now it's time for All Time Radio with the TomTom Girl. All right, TomTom Girl, I'm going to start. I'm going to be Abbott. You be Costello. We're going to do who's on first. Who is Abbott and Costello? I need to probably download it to her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me download it. Download it to her. Abbott and Costello, old-time comedy duo. Comprehending comedic ability. That's right. See, the problem with the TomTom Girl is that the TomTom Girl doesn't really have good inflection. Or timing. Timing. I think I've got this. All right, let's give it a try. I say, who's on first? What's on second? I don't know who's on third. Are you the manager? TomTom Girl, that doesn't sound much... That doesn't sound like a question. You have to do it with a question. mark at the end of it like you would say are you the manager raise your voice at the end yeah and raise your voice at the end i say who's on first what's on second i don't know is on third are you the manager yes you gotta be the coach too see that's a question mark too tom tom so you gotta say are you gonna be the coach too try it again understanding you gotta be the coach too
Yes. And you don't know the fellow's names. Well, I should. Well then, who's on first? Big song. Yes. I mean the fellow's name. Who? The guy on first. Who? The first baseman. Who? The guy playing. Who is on first? I am asking you, who's on first? She's not getting it. She doesn't understand. Not happening. She doesn't get it. She doesn't get the concept. No. And she doesn't really got, you know, she just doesn't have the influence. It's not her fault. No, she's a machine. She doesn't understand. She's a machine. I'm riding, Harry. Let that wagon out of the way. He's riding, Harry. That's your first problem, buddy. Get off of me. It's Tom and Jerry. This is the music I want us to start the show with. Get rid of Linkin Park. We get that.
So they're doing this bit, right? In a studio, I'm assuming? Yeah. Big room. Just a big room. And now, welcome to CBS Productions. But I bet it wasn't that big a room. I bet they were cramped in trying to do this whole drawn-out production. Yeah, and you see someone literally with a hammer banging on it. Yeah. My favorite part's where the guys all have the coconuts and they're all, there's like 12 of them. They're doing the coconuts. Amazing. Pretty good. We should, we should. Exhausting. Wow, Jay. Why don't we go? There you go. There you go, Jay. Jay's riding a horse into the studio. Woods, help me. I'm on my way, pal. I'm on my way. Hurry, quick. Let's get down to the creek. Hang on. You brought three horses with you, did you? What are you trying to tell me, Flicka? Flicka. And when Jackie from Ramona. Good morning. How are you doing? Hey, I just wanted to chime in on the whole British accent. Why did everybody speak funny like that? Yeah. It's because in the day when you were hired on by an agent or by a studio, you were immediately sent to England for speech class. Is that right? Really? Yes.
Yes. That's why Betty Davis, who's from the U.S., or any actress in the day, or actor, they would say, Papa, but you've forgotten me. It's Madonna's excuse. Yeah. It's this faux British accent, kind of like Madonna thing. Can you imagine if they did that to actors and actresses now? Oh, my gosh. Like sending, you know. Britney Spears or somebody or she's not really an actress, is she? I'm glad they stopped doing that. That's the first actress that came to your mind. Of all the actresses, Britney Spears. But I was thinking of somebody like clownish like her. Like if she came back and was like, yeah, see? Yeah. Megan Fox. Yeah, Megan Fox. A little bit more relevant. Yeah. Megan Fox. You know, imagine if they sent Loretta Swift, you know, hot lips from MASH. Imagine if they sent her. I hate all of you so much. I can't hear you. Wait a minute. Now, what'd you say? I'm cupping my hands over my mouth. 570-1949 is our number. Broken Bells. When we come back, I'm going to play you an audio clip of a man named Roger who is a former gospel singer trying to break the world record, the Guinness Book of World Records, for singing the lowest note ever produced by a human voice. I'll play it for you next.
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The new home of The Mikey Show. This is FM 94.9. Oh, it's beautiful. Do you remember when that album came out? Yeah. Parachutes? Yeah. Remember A.O. at the edge? Yeah. He gave me a copy early. Yeah. I was like, this album just blew my mind. DJ at the alternative station out in Dallas. Back in Big D. And yeah, it's one of those records where every song's good. Every song, top to bottom. 570-1949 is our number. 949mikey at gmail.com. If you want to text us, Mikey shows five people. Myself, my telephone, Woodsy. That was Jay. Jay was in the studio. Well, he has to have his phone on. Jay's in the studio like... Two times a year. When we're on the air, like twice a year. And every time he's in there. His phone rings all the time.
It's always ringing. He has the same ringtone as me. So every time it happens, I'm like. He's a call boy, too. So, you know. Call boy. Male escort. Male escort. Yeah, so he's a call boy. Yeah, he's a call boy. He's an escort. So the show is myself, Woodsy, Lauren O'Brien, Sienna, and Jay. Independence Jam. Is coming up. Independence Jam 2010. Yeah. Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros. Who's going to be playing? Do I have the... August 29th, Sunday. I did. I had... It was here. It's right behind you, but it's by your horn. There it is. Hoyle. Taking the lineup. I know where it is. Hoyle moved it. I moved it because I wanted him to put Eminem on the list. I'm okay with that. Yeah. I'll bet you are. Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros, Rogue Wave, The Wigs, Delta Spirit. This is going to be August 29th, Oceanside Pier Amphitheater. $30. You don't have to pay any more than $30. That's it. That includes everything. That's a deal right there. Yeah, it is. So, yeah, FM 94.9 does this every year. It's presented by Miller Lite and Scion. Really, really going to be big Independence Jam this year.
That's a really good deal, man. I'd pay $30 to see the wigs by themselves. Absolutely. I mean, I'd pay $1,000 to see Edward Sharp. So check this out. This is a guy named Roger who's trying to break the Guinness Book of World Records for the lowest note ever produced by a human voice. Yes. My name's Roger Manese, and I'm going to be... Sounds like Bad Blake. I'm in on this. This is going to be great. To do this, I start out at a given note of my selection, and then I will run downward a note at a time until I reach my bottom note. Why is that so funny? He was being all serious about it. If I worked with this guy, I'd be like, hey. Can I call my brother and you just say hi to him? Absolutely. Absolutely. Do one of those guys. And I go, Steve, hang on. I'm going to let you talk to this guy that I work with. He's got a deep voice. Hang on. Hello? Your brother would just crack up. Good evening. Good evening. That's his voice. Holy cow. Wait, the first note was the best. It wasn't even real. It sounded like a bullfrog. That's crazy. Holy.
We stay on key as I go. Oh, my God. Tuba. Awesome. That is insane. How do you do that? Do your lowest. Sienna beats us all. I can't go low at all. Sienna sounds like guar. I think he does it to creep his wife out. Oh, my gosh. Come here, baby. I want to hear him say, Luke, I am your father. Yeah, I know it. Oh, my gosh. Luke, I am your father. We should get that guy the same chocolate, right? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. That is incredible, man. Why do you think it's so shaky? Just because it's hard to get down? I don't know. It's hard to get down.
That low. Finish your sentence. I didn't get it either. Mikey, what do you think? What do you mean? She didn't finish her sentence. Well, actually I did. Let's do kangaroo court. Do you guys know what kangaroo court is? I do. Let me teach you what kangaroo court. Kangaroo court is where if one of us does something we're not supposed to, we have to put in like a buck. A dollar. Really? Yeah. So if Lauren does that, like she says something that's like out there. with that? No one understood. Nobody understood you. Get down? No. You were like, why does he get down? I said, why is it hard to get down? I know. I said, why is it shaking? I thought you meant, why is it hard to dance? Get down. Get down. That low. His voice was just going. If any of us says anything that we don't understand, we got thrown a buck. I'm in on that. Done. You in? No. Or like if we, like if I yawn.
Yeah, yeah. You can call me out on the air if you have to. Yep. I got a couple of fresh buildings right here. She's a stripper. Yawns should be worth more. Really? Oh, my gosh. Mikey. Oh, wait. I have an idea. I have an idea. If anyone's late, fresh Hondo. Oh, 100%. Yeah. Fresh Hondo. No. I'll never be late again. Nobody's going to be late. We can't put that one out there. He's like, no. Oh, I have one. How about if they're late, they get a fresh pink slip? Really? Does that mean that Woods owes $100? Yeah, retroactive. No, it's not retroactive. We're starting today. Redacted. Woods was late. Was I? Yes. My two hellers. I don't even know what you guys are talking about. Listen to this email. Mikey, hope you can give some advice on a situation. I live in Houston and listen online. I was out to dinner with some friends when I looked across to the hotel bar and saw my father-in-law at a table with a hot lady. Nice. And it was obvious that they were going to, as Woods says it, make it right. Yeah. My question for you guys is, do I play dumb or tell my wife? It's M1 Michael. Yeah. Well, you guys know my bit with that. I always, you know, the deal is you go to him, you say, hey, listen, you make it right or I make it right? Go to who? The guy. You go to your father-in-law? Go to him and say, hey, listen, is it the place? Mikey!
That's ballsy. That's giant sack, dude. Why is it giant sack? Because that's your father-in-law. You want to impress him and you want to have a good relationship with him. He's a creep. Fair enough, but that's his life. Okay, but it's your family. That's her family. What's worse, going straight to your family? Okay, well then you go to your wife and you say, hey, listen, here's what I saw. Me, myself, I would tell Jamie. And it would be really hard to do. Because most girls, I mean, like, for me, if Todd came and said that to me, I would be like, what? Because, I mean, my dad is, like, I hold him very high up, you know? And to hear something like that would be, I would flip. If the shoe was on the other foot and Jamie saw my dad, I'd want to know. Well, I think if your spouse went directly, like, if it all, if everything came to light and you found out that your spouse didn't talk to you about it first, wouldn't you be like, hey, dodo head? Like, we tell each other everything. Why didn't you come to me and tell me this? That's crazy. I would bet, too, that, I'm just saying because of human nature, I bet some spouses would get angry. Oh, yeah. At you. At you for telling them that you saw that. They wouldn't believe you. Because they wouldn't want to believe you. They wouldn't want to believe it, I think, in general. They would flip. They'd probably flip out. This guy, seeing that.
It's insane. That's insane. I can't come up with a better phrase. He probably should have just walked right up and been like, hey, man. Yeah. No way. Then it's like the ball's in your court now because you know I see you. Right. I can't agree with that. 570-1949. I want to know what listeners would do. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What would you do? That's tough. Hey, Dad, what are you doing here? What would you do if you saw your father-in-law making the moves? How can he be sure, though? Yeah, how can he be 100% sure they're about to knock it out? Bro. Yeah. What if it was a co-worker? You know your father-in-law? You know who he looks like? Yeah. I know. I recognize him, but I mean, how do you know? You recognize. Well, you know. Guys, we're all not naive enough to know when two people are about to make it right. They're sitting in a hotel bar. You know. What if they were just old friends? Maybe, but that doesn't mean they're not about to make it right. Like he said, he goes, I was sure. Oh, man. What if this guy is not really who he says he is, Jay? Jay, how percentage of chance this guy's the real deal? What do you mean? You're talking about the guy? That's on my call screener. Oh, 100%. 100% he was listening to her to start talking about it. This is the guy that wrote. Oh, sweet. M1 Michael wrote this email. You there, Michael? Yeah, I'm here.
How do you know that you're listening to us online? Yeah, I live out of town. I listen online. And I've been listening to everything you guys have been saying. Okay. Now, here's my question for you. How do you know that your father-in-law was going to make it, was about to make it right? It was just obvious. I mean, they were groping. It was not an old friend. Yeah, that's, if you're groping, that's, yeah. I don't know. Uncalled for. Well, yeah, it's cheating. Yeah, it's cheating. Groping is cheating. Is it? Well, unless you see your boyfriend groping a girl and you're okay with it. Yeah. But if you're not okay with it, I would call that cheating. Yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right. No matter what, though, I guess it's cheating. Don't be touching other people's goods. Yeah. What went through your head, man, when you saw that? You know, at first I was shocked. I was there with friends and I saw it and I didn't even say anything to them. Yeah. to my friends because I was in shock. And then all these thoughts started running through my mind, and I just kept quiet. I didn't even say anything to my friends because I didn't know what I was going to do. I don't know if I'd tell my wife or not. What's her relationship with him like? You know, it's okay. I mean, we've always gotten along. The funny thing is we don't even live in the same city.
So he must have been on some business trip or something like that. Oh, wow. What are the odds? Yeah, I mean, our relationship, you know, for my end, it's cool. You know, we see each other on the holidays and that sort of thing. Yeah. What about your wife's and her father? So they pretty tight? Yeah, you know, as far as I know. Yeah. I mean, we don't talk. You know, we don't talk about our parents all that much. Right. They seem to have a good relationship. You know, that's why I don't know if I tell her or not. Dude, I think you have to. That's your life partner, brother. I would make him accountable. Mike, would you want Rebecca walking up to your dad? No, you want Rebecca to tell you? I would want her to make him accountable. I would not want Jamie walking up to my dad. I want Jamie to come to me. He denied it all, you know? Would you be? But wait a minute. You didn't see what you thought you saw, pal. That was, you know what I mean? That was a new client. Yeah. Well, Woods, would you be like, you would somehow be upset with Jamie if she made your dad accountable to what she saw? I would be upset with Jamie for not telling me first. That's my dad. I think that I would be upset if Todd went straight to my dad. Oh, I would too. I'd be furious. I would say, why wouldn't you tell me that? Just tell me. Why wouldn't you keep me in the loop? You know, I have a good relationship with my dad. Let me talk to him. Let me be Todd and we role play this. Okay. Babe, I just.
Got back from such and such hotel and your dad was there like rubbing up against this girl. And I confronted him and I said, what are you doing? What? Yeah. My dad. Yes. You talked to him? Yeah. I was really mad. Well, what did he say he was doing? He got all flustered. He was upset. He, you know, was upset about it. Who was this girl? How do you know it wasn't an old friend? It was definitely not that kind of thing. They were like groping, touching. He had his hand, you know, he's like. Put in his face. Well, my dad, my dad wouldn't do that. I'm telling you, I saw it with my own two eyes. I confronted him about it. He got upset. Okay. And he was upset. Now, how did you leave it? I told him you need to tell, you know, your mom. Yeah. I told him he has to. And so is he going to? I don't know, but I want to tell you about it. Now, CCN, you're saying you would be mad at me for not telling you first, but I'm like. I would. Hey, listen, I mean. I don't know. I wouldn't. I guess I wouldn't be, I would be, I would want my husband to tell me. Absolutely. Yeah. Hands down. You talk to me and I'll deal with it because that's kind of heavy for him to have to deal with, with just my dad. I'll tell you why too. Because if you go up and confront him.
Then it's going to be a lot easier for him to change his story. Now, if I saw it, then I can keep my eyes on the guy. Maybe I do a little recon. Change his story? Yeah. Change his story with your wife, his daughter? He would know that he has time. Yeah, he's got time. He's got time. Time to what? Mike, here's the deal. If I see it and spot it. Now I can tell my wife and we together can maybe, maybe we hire LOB. We hire LOB to make it right. And she does a little recon. She can do a little sniffing around. Yeah. Get Jamie and LOB together and a little PI firm. M1 Michael, what, okay. What did you see them doing? Oh, this is heavy. They were, they were sitting next to each other. They kind of had their hands all over each other. No, no, no, no, no. I don't want to know. Kinda. I want to know. What did you? actually see him do and her do? They were sitting next to each other. They had their hands on each other, kind of rubbing their arms, rubbing their legs. You know, he was leaning in really close. Like I couldn't tell if he was whispering in her ear or kind of kissing her. You can't explain that away. So there's not going to be, even if you give him time, you can't explain.
Putting your hands on each other and rubbing. Yeah, you can. Rubbing? You can't. Mark Bauman did it to LLB. I mean, dude, you can say, that was my dear friend. She lost her father. Yeah. She lost her father, man. And all I was doing was consoling her. Right, right. By rubbing her? Yes, I had my hand on her arm and I was rubbing her arm. That's how you explain it away later. Why were you smiling and having a good time? Because I was trying to project an image of everything's going to be okay. By smiling and rubbing? Yes. And I say maybe you confront them together because M1 Michael, as much as he's part of the family, he's a little bit of an outsider. It would be a lot harder for this guy to lie to his daughter face to face than it would be to just lie to this guy. M1 Paul from San Diego? Yeah, I don't think it's any of Mike's business because, I mean, for all he knows, he could be in an open relationship with his wife. I mean, people do weird things. So he shouldn't tell his wife. No, he absolutely should. Just none of his business. Keep his nose out of it. And he shouldn't do it. And he shouldn't do it. And the reason that he shouldn't do it is because we are operating under the notion that he's in an open relationship. Slay whoever you want. Hey, you never know, man. No, you never know till you ask.
You need to ask. It's none of your business. Unless it affects you and your marriage, keep her nose out. All right. Okay, and fast forward the tape. Boom. Say, and one Michael's father-in-law, a couple years down the road, it becomes very open that this guy has committed adultery. And now he has to, like, come clean with his wife and say, you know, I... I probably should have told you a couple of years ago in Houston, I kind of saw something that I probably should have spoken out about. No, you wouldn't say that then. You wouldn't. How could you not be honest with your, I'm sorry. I mean, I've never been in a marriage, but I've been in a committed relationship. I just can't see keeping those kinds of secrets. I can't either. It would eat my soul up to not tell Jamie. But you know what? The way I put a spin on it for you, maybe, is if it was your dad, yeah, walk right up to him. It's your dad. Your wife's dad, I just think it's a little bit, kind of let your wife handle it because it's her family. Yeah, I kind of agree with that. I don't understand. What do you mean? Wouldn't it be harder for you to confront Rebecca's mom than it would be to confront your mom? No. Really? Dude, I'm telling you, if I saw Rebecca's mom doing something, you know, she's not married. But if she were married and I saw her doing something sideways like that?
Why am I weird, out of line, strange? But you have a pretty close relationship with her, right? Yeah. This guy, M1 Michael, is saying like, yeah, you know, we don't live in the same city. I'm not like super tight with him. Well, I mean, the principle's the same. Yeah, I guess so. The principle is like, what are you doing? I say you tell your wife you're in good shape. Yeah. You tell your wife you're in good shape. You didn't do anything wrong. That surprises me that you, of all people, are like... Accountability. Well, you need to go confront him. Well, confront in my world and confront in your world may be different. Confront in your world may be grabbing somebody by the collar. Really? It may be. So you see a guy speeding on the street, you're going to stop him and tell him he's speeding? No. He's got to be accountable. No, but if I see a guy in a bar that's called my father-in-law making out with another woman... That's called my father-in-law. I might say to him, hey, guy that's called my father-in-law, how come you're making out with another woman? Really? I wouldn't do it. I would have said something. I would have, in the bar, I mean, it's too late for M1 Michael. I would have gone up to him and go, hey, Dad. But if you did say something to your father-in-law, would you still tell Rebecca? Yeah, I'd leave there and go tell Rebecca. So you would do both? Well, I would say, hey, listen, you got to tell her or I got to tell her. Which, yeah.
You got to tell her. I got to tell her. I mean, I don't think that that's wrong. I think that that's harder to do. It is hardcore. It is? Yes. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Which is hardcore? The fact that he's cheating? No. No, the fact that he is. No, that's not that hardcore. I'm not saying it's not. I'm not saying it's not. Don't clown out over here. Am I at fault? Am I at fault? No. Nobody's at fault if you tell your wife. There's no. You're not wrong in your approach, Mike. I think it's just harder to do that. The only wrong thing is to not tell anybody. That's the only wrong thing to do. To see it and not say anything. To see it and not say anything. That's the only wrong in this. It's almost condoning it. M1 Dana from Valley Center. How you guys doing? Good. Mikey, I'm an old listener. Give me a hint from an old station. But anyway. Right on, dude. You know, I turn around and I've been screwed for 17 years with my wife's parents. I would work this like no other. Two weeks before Christmas, my in-laws are the cheapest people around. I can smash them. That's an interesting take. He'd blackmail them. Yeah, he's like, hey, you use it for blackmail. I would bust it out. It'd be crazy. Oh, no. I would bust it out two weeks before just to make sure that I get what's coming to me. Otherwise, Christmas is going to suck. That's amazing. On that note.
Thanks for the call. Well, there it is. Wow. Michael, good luck to you, buddy. Jay, speaking of music. Dancehall Crashers. Sounds a lot like Gwen Stefani. Yeah, I thought it was. You guys hear about the tweet that Kim Kardashian did that everybody's freaking out about because she put something negative about breastfeeding in public? See, I don't really think that that's what it's... Well, we'll discuss. Be a part of the Mikey Show now. 570-1949. Or text 949Mikey at gmail.com. More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. It's time to head to the beach. The FM 94.9 Independence Jam Coastal Invasion 2010. Presented by Miller Lite and Scion. Sunday, August 29th at the Oceanside Pier Amphitheater. On the main stage, Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros.
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FM 94.9. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. Like life. Depeche Mode, Master and Servant. Welcome back. I finally tried the oatmeal from Jamba Juice. What do you think? It's delicious. Sienna's been talking about it forever. And Woodsy tried it. And you say, oh man, you're right. It's good. It really is great. Good for you too, pal. Except when you're me and you put a bunch of brown sugar in it. Yeah, me too. I go double brown sugar. You do? Yeah. So good. Me too. I get the berry kind. Better than a sharp stick in the eye, though. It's like eating... Cobbler. Yeah. It's amazing. It's like cobbler. It's delicious cobbler. So Kim Kardashian, do you have the exact tweet that's making everybody upset? I do. What'd she say?
She said, ew, in caps. I'm at lunch. The woman at the table next to me is breastfeeding her baby with no cover-up, then puts baby on the table and changes her diaper. Why are people upset about that? I know. Because of the breastfeeding in public. So what? Well, she shouldn't be uncovered breastfeeding in public. That's so bad. I don't want to see her boob. Yeah, right. Don't I? What? Put a blanket over. Yeah, I mean, I would definitely put a blanket over, but I don't think that she did anything wrong. What are those things called? Boobs. Hooter hiders. Hooter hiders. Hooter hiders. Yeah. I don't, I mean. Just some hooter hiders. Maybe she didn't have something with her and the baby needed to eat. Really? Like we don't, like you forgot that you had a child. That you had to feed that day? You had to feed the baby? Baby woke up. She wasn't expecting the baby to wake up. Hey. Always be prepared. Well, sometimes you have a lot on your mind when you're a new mother. Really? Sometimes you have a lot on your mind. So what you have to do because you have a lot on your mind is take your breasticle out in front of people and feed the baby and then change baby's diaper. The diaper thing, there's no excuse. That's wrong. But in other countries, I mean, that's what they do. They don't ever cover up. Yeah, maybe she was European. But it's a natural thing, you know. Maybe we just hang our piece. Really? Nope. Oh, her or me?
Both. Really? Both. But internet users enjoy. That's all I love. Oh, please. What if I have to go to the bathroom? It makes it real easy. Throw in a dollar. Yeah. You don't just do that, though. It's a natural thing. And I'm not even saying that you got to have that device. What's it called? The hooter hider. You don't even have to have that. All you have to have is a towel. Yeah, you just lay something over. And you should, but. It's a natural thing. If someone would ever walk up to her and be like, excuse me, you need to cover up, then they're out of line. Sienna, picture you're at Starbucks. Okay. They have the outside tables. And there's a woman sitting there with her exposed breast. I've seen it. You have not. Yes, I have. Yes, you have. And you were shocked. No. You didn't go. She's feeding her child. Fully exposed naked one. You can't see. All you see is the outer part of the boob. The head is covering it. If it was like hanging out and the baby wasn't even attached yet, yeah, that's a little weird. But if there's a baby attached, the head is covering it for the most part. The head's covering the nipple. Yeah. It's very tacky. Let me ask you this. Why is it tacky?
Eating your baby's tacky. Yes, it is. Guys, it's a natural part of life. Okay, fine, Sienna. It's beautiful. Pull your boob out, cover up the nipple, and sit like that for the whole rest of the show. She's not feeding your baby. All right, let's say you bring your baby in. Are you going to pull your boob out and do it right in front of me? I've already said that I wouldn't, but I would never. go up to someone and say they were being out of line because that would be out of line. But why wouldn't you? I wouldn't either. I wouldn't go up to them. I would never go up to her. Wouldn't you think it was out of line? No. Wouldn't you think it was a little... I would say cover up, but I don't think there's anything wrong with it if that's not your cup of tea. Oh, hey, nobody on this floor loves boobs as much as I do. All right, nobody. But... But that is tacky. But that is tacky. That is not tacky. It's beautiful to give life and all that. I get it. It's nectar of life. Do you get it? Yeah, we do. It's a little WT. Wow. No, it's not at all. Yes, it is. Very natural. When you combine it. So is going number two, dude. Booms are the sole purpose. So you're comparing feeding your baby to going number two. Oh, yeah, that's exactly what you just said. Is number two not natural?
Yeah, but it's for feeding someone. It's feeding. Okay, I'm feeding. You're kind of waste. You know what? It's unnatural. I'm more grossed out by watching you eat woods than a baby eat. Fair enough. Why don't you go make me 100 hush puppies in five minutes? How about that? I will. Wait, okay. I just had a point. All I know is that it's not necessary. It's not necessary. Okay, I'm going to say something crazy. Oh, gosh. This is going to make people crazy. Okay, bring it. I'll probably agree. Bring it. I believe that if a woman does that, she's doing it for attention. No! Oh, please. Oh, my gosh. Get over your style. Let's get burkas on all our women. Get over your style. All right. Why do women? She's giving it life. Really? She is giving it life. Oh, my gosh. She is. But you give it life in the privacy of a bathroom or under a towel? You can't control when a baby's going to wake up and need to eat. You know what you can't control? Packing a towel. Yeah, maybe she forgot. Maybe you go somewhere in private. First of all, you don't put a towel over a baby's face. Says the guy from Texas. Maybe you go somewhere that's private. Yeah. If you forgot, why don't you go private? Where? In the bathroom? Into the bathroom. Where people go number two? No. You should be in the kitchen barefoot where you should be. Why do women have breasts? To feed babies. Exactly. To motorboat. Not to motorboat. To feed babies. That's why men don't have them. Yeah.
The whole purpose is to feed them. Yeah. Okay. It's not like taking a number two. They're not supposed to be fun bags. Sorry. I believe that Woods is correct. Now, yes, it is the feeding of the baby, but it's also natural. Guys, we have a body part you ladies don't have. It doesn't mean we can just, because it's natural. Bring it out whenever we want to. Well, we have the same body part. It serves the same function. You can't bring that out whenever you want. No, it serves an extratory purpose. This gives life. This gives life. It gives life. It gives life. You guys, you don't have another human being reliant on it. I absolutely do. No, you don't. In fact, for you ladies, that brings life. Okay. You don't just bust it out. You know the difference. If a baby is hungry or crying, you don't pull down your pants. You hope not, but no. No, but you can help the baby and stop it from crying and make it happy to pull out your breast. I can't even believe this. Apparently, there's a law on the books that goes against our point. Our point? Yes. Put your hands down. You settled down over there, Gloria Steinem. M1 Star from North Park.
Hi. Hi. Tell them, Star. There's actually a lot in the state of California and a lot of states that they enacted. You can look up La Leche League or even just online. You can find it very easily. That protects women from people telling them to leave public places if they're breastfeeding openly. I would never tell anybody to leave. I'd never say a word. I would just go. Just talk about how disgusting it is on the air. But you think it's disgusting. I wouldn't. I'd call people Gloria Steinem because they want to give life to kids. I don't think. I was calling you that. Yeah. Because you got all fired up. The feminist bit. I don't think. I was really feminist. I don't think that it's disgusting. It's not disgusting. It's trashy. It's not trashy. It is too. Oh my gosh. You guys, that is so mean. It is. That is so mean. You guys, are we. We just have to fit into this little nice little image of you guys. Oh, my God. We don't do anything. Can I ask a question? What? Yesterday, we all, as a show, went to islands for lunch. Yes, we did. If we had walked into said islands and we'd seen a lady sitting there. We'd be having the same argument. Yeah. No way. You would? Yes. Jay Lord and I would all say grow up little kids. Okay. Woodsy. Woodsy. Don't you think that either.
Lauren O'Brien or Sienna would have said to us, oh my gosh. Look at that. No. Absolutely. Hell no. Never. Really? Never. I wouldn't even point it out because that's none of my business. Like, don't stare at that. Jay has four kids. Lauren sees her niece every day. Her sister just had a baby. And I'm about to have one. We know. Privately. Privately, you guys. Privately. Cover it up. It's such a private. Would you rather the baby be crying in hunger? Yeah, you would have planned to explain about that. Such a private deal. As you could be talking to Kim and you wouldn't even notice what she was doing. Right. Because it was covered up, I'm sure. Well, it was covered up. She was still doing that gross thing underneath the little tiny towel. You guys are missing the point. Nobody's saying it's gross. It's trashy to have your boob hanging out at a restaurant. That's it. I've never said it was gross. I think that you guys either way would react. Even if it was just a little bit, you could maybe see a little bit of skin. If I walk by a lady with a lump...
I could obviously tell her baby was breastfeeding. I don't care if it's in the state Senate. Me either. I don't care less. Me either. As long as it's covered up. I understand that. I've seen that a million times. And I have said that, yes, most of us would cover up. But the people that don't, that's their choice. And they don't think that they need to. And more power to them. And the law protects them. What happened to discretion? They're not doing anything wrong. But I know they're not doing anything wrong. But isn't it just discreet to... Okay, you forgot your boob blanket, your boob tent, or whatever it's called. What is it called? Hooter hider. Hooter hider. You forgot your hooter hider. So you go to the restroom. No, you don't go to the restroom where people are going number two. What is that going to do? That can get your baby sick, first of all. There's particles in the air. Are you guys kidding me? That's two completely different things. Do you want to call my cousin now that her baby has E. coli poisoning? Talk to her. It could be from anything. You don't go to the restroom. That's why if Sienna needs to come back to work and she needs to breastfeed, she's not going to be forced to go to the restroom to do it. She needs a private area to do it. You don't go to the restroom when you breastfeed. Hey, Mikey, let's take your oatmeal and let's go into the bathroom and let's see. You want to eat in there? No problem. I do it all the time. No, and I'll tell you the reason that that's not. Thank you. No need. The reason that you don't take the oatmeal into a separate room is because it is socially.
acceptable and discreet for human beings to eat oatmeal openly. Most places it's acceptable to breastfeed openly. Nobody's saying you can't breastfeed. Nobody's saying that. Nobody's ever said it. Mike, if you're in your own home and you're starving, would you sit on the toilet and eat at the same time? Yes. Woods would because you're gross. Woods does. Woods does. You've all seen the picture. No, and I get what you're saying. You're like... It's because it's a... You don't want... Someone to be eating around someone who's dropping gross stuff. All right, all right, all right. Forget the bathroom. Okay. Because you guys obviously are like, there's do-do in there. How about the hallway? Okay, fine, fine, fine. The hallway? What about your car? Yeah. Oh, yeah. So she can suffocate in there. Oh, my God. What if she didn't drive? I'm going to lose my mind. I'm going to lose my mind. Excuse me. How about you just grow up? We're not saying you can't breastfeed. And endure it for 15 minutes. Excuse me. I need to leave my friends at my nice lunch because I need to go feed my baby. Yeah, it's going to take me. God forbid you feed your baby. We're not saying you can't feed your child. Have you ever tried to stop a crying baby?
Yeah, I have. It's very difficult. There's no question. I've tried it a thousand times. I think there's a bigger question, though, too. It's like, men have nipples. How come we can expose those? Why are they not? I have nipples, Greg. I don't do this in restaurants. Really? I see them all the time. I see them all the time. Weirds me out. Is this weird? It's more inappropriate to do it at work. It's natural. M1 Becky is on the line. Becky, are you there? Yeah. It's sexual harassment. I'm sexually harassing you. Ridiculous. Becky? You're being ridiculous. Are you there? Yes, I am. Go ahead. Well, number one, I'm breastfeeding my daughter as we speak. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody ever said you couldn't. Let it hang out, girl. Breastfeed. Wear a hooter hider because my daughter will pull it off. That happens. After a point, all infants. Start wondering, ooh, what's going on? How old is your daughter? 14? What do you mean she's pulling it off? If she's an infant, you can't... They can grab it. Like three months old, Mike. Come on, you have two 10-months old. You know that. They want to see what's going on in the world. They're curious. They want to see what they're missing. And if I wear a large enough shirt, I can cover myself. Can you? Yes, I can. And let me tell you, after four kids, I am fast with the covering up. We are now debating whether or not...
A woman is able to keep her infant from getting the blanket. She's like, wrestling. Really? You think that's a bit, Mike? You think that's a bit? My son was huge, and when I would nurse him in public, if I put a blanket on his head, he would get sweaty, he would get uncomfortable, he would cry. Sometimes not eat. Why would she make that up? My son is like William the Refrigerator Perry, okay? Your son is different than her baby. So, but did she pull her boob out in a restaurant? I don't know. Ask her. Well, she's saying the baby needed to be fed. The baby didn't want to be covered up. The baby wouldn't probably eat because he was uncomfortable. Say what, Becky? Anywhere and everywhere, if my kid needs to eat, that is exactly what it is. Why don't you just... All in. I'm with you. Take the hider. Come on. It's just green. It's living a commune. It's just living a commune. We'll all be nude. You can see more where the girls wear bikinis.
Come on, guys. Thank you, Becky. It's true. I don't buy it either. I'll tell you what I don't buy. What? You said. That a kid can't grab at things? Well, you said. Do I hang out with my three-month-old niece? I'll show you. You said, do you think that she's lying? I don't think she's lying. I don't. Why would she make that a bit? When she says, if I cover the baby, the baby just pulls it off. Well, if the baby starts to pull it off. Put it back on. Keep it from getting pulled off. Like, are you telling me that you really... Yeah, you can, but the baby's pulling it off because it's uncomfortable. Is it really easy for you to breastfeed, Mike? Really? Yes! Have you ever tried? So you mean... Have you ever tried? So you mean I am not allowed... How many free hands? I am not allowed to have an opinion because... No, how many free hands do you have? Not a lot. You're trying to hold the kid. You're right. I've never breastfed. Me neither. I know what I wouldn't do, though, if I was a woman. I know I wouldn't pull my boob out. No, you don't. Mike, how many times have you said before you had kids, every time you would see kids running around in Target screaming or something, you'd be like, where are their parents? Now you understand. Yeah. You learn things once you do them. Breastfeeding is something you're never going to be able to do. Here's the thing, though. Luckily for you. Here's the thing, though. There are women that don't have to breastfeed with the boob completely exposed. Well, there are women that do.
Yes. They have to. They have to. Yes. Apparently. Keep your eyes on your own paper. And the argument is baby's uncomfortable. Like hot. The baby's curious. Yeah. The baby's uncomfortable. I'm not saying anything else. That's so completely unheard of that a baby might be uncomfortable and grab at things. So ridiculous. I think we can deal with it. Oh, it's ridiculous. M1A town from Alpine. Yeah, how's it going, Mikey? Good. Yeah, I think the bigger issue here is that this woman was changing her baby's diaper on top of a surface where people eat their food. Yeah, that's... We've all said that's disgusting. That is pretty disgusting, and that would make me save you. I mean, I work in the food industry, and, you know... That's why I'm saying... That's why I'm saying it. When you're, you know, changing a baby's diaper... There's a lot of nasty things down there. Oh, yeah. They have the changing tables in the bathroom. Right, but you can't. So you can change your baby in the bathroom with the doo-doo particles, but you can't feed your baby in there. Who wants to eat in a bathroom? You don't want to take your baby in there. Yeah, wait a minute. Woodsy, thank you. You don't want to feed your baby in there, God forbid, because there's particles everywhere. No. But we can take him in there to change. Okay, you're not feeding your baby. The baby's not eating in there. But he's laying there with his mouth open.
What? Yeah. Is he not? Particles? You put a mask on him? I got it. And then eating in a bathroom. Obviously, you have the baby surgical mask when you go in there. Yeah. And the woman can touch something in there that has particles on it. She has to touch her breast to put the breast inside the baby's mouth. There's a whole lot more chance for contamination. In fact, there should be some privacy to that thing. M1 Leisha in Solana Beach. Hi. Hi. I like, Mikey, how you mentioned discretion, and basically your argument is because of boobs hanging out, right? Yes. Okay, so what about... strippers and dancers and skanks that are wearing songs on the beach or you're at the gym and a guy's sacks hanging out. Happens a lot. I'm like a very gross guy that shouldn't, you know, should have a shirt on on the beach. Oh, yeah. Same thing. Wait, wait, wait. My question to you would be, why are you assuming that I think that that's the definition of discretion? I may be... Discretion is...
covering your body she chooses not to for whatever reason just like some other girl decides to be a stripper and show off her body well right but when that stripper decides to be a stripper and show off her body which she has every right to do you know she does it in a building called cheetahs where there's like a place to do it inside right she's not doing it she's not doing it at a table and and by the way i think that it's kind of irresponsible of you to compare giving life To dancing. To exotic dancing. Her comparison to a hairy man in a gym with his shirt off that looks gross. Hey, I'm bored. Who's going to tell him to put his shirt on and what he's doing is wrong? I probably would. He's not doing anything wrong. But wouldn't we think about that dude? Wouldn't we go, hey, bro, what up? No. Come on now. He has the right to wear whatever he wants. It's a free country. And we wouldn't think, what are you up to over there, fella? One is a beautiful thing that you're giving life to someone and you're helping them live and you're serving a purpose. Do it with discretion. You're all good. Why would you need to do that with discretion? Oh my God, get me out of here. I know. You guys have no idea what's coming next. Great. Get ready for Girls Gone Mild. Oh yeah.
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Top commanders like Joe Biden, our vice president, in Rolling Stone magazine in an article. And earlier this morning we were talking about how they want to do a kill switch on the Internet, which would give President Obama complete power over the Internet, meaning he could turn it off if he wanted to. And this is kind of another reason why the Obama administration would want to do that. Yeah, well. Stuff like this. I don't know. I think that's a drastic move. Yeah. But I think you reprimand him and everything. And you say, you know, you get him behind closed doors and maybe even chew him out real bad. Yeah. Well, this this issue of Rolling Stone magazine comes out on Friday. And I guess he's just mocking all these top civilian officials. And he's in Afghan. You know, this guy's been in Afghanistan right now. And it's just showing the differing views, you know, when it's like they should be have the same view. It's probably a deal where he's a general. He feels like he's untouchable. He could say whatever he wants. Yeah. But. And I say get in, you know, maybe the guy gets in trouble. Okay. Now they're taking him. Well, the reason it's so bad that they take him is because he's needed. He's a general for a reason. So do I think he should get in trouble? Sure. Get in trouble. You know, I don't know. Write him up. It says that this story that he said shows a deep division and a war within the administration over strategy in Afghanistan. It's hard to see how we can win a war when we're divided ourselves. Well, yeah.
And they are. Yeah. They are. It's political. Yeah, very. Whatever the actual government, whatever the military wants, a lot of times they don't get it. Yeah. So this is all coming out this morning. There's been a bunch of updates and we'll be hearing a lot more about it, I'm sure, because this is everywhere right now. Mikey's show has five people. Myself, Woodsy, Lauren O'Brien, Sienna, and Jay. M1s are you. Mikey's show listeners are referred to as M1s. And can you hear my voice doing the thing? My voice winds down. Why? Because of the guts. My voice winds down. Belly bubbles. Stomach issues. Issues. Let's see. Oh, Independence Jam. How about Independence Jam? Independence Jam. Coastal Invasion 2010 presented by Miller Lite and Scion. Edward Sharp.
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And it's time for a brand new segment, and it's called Girls Gone Mild. And here I am. Tell me, first of all, ladies, two lovely ladies, tell me your name. My name is Bethany. And what is your name, my dear? Hi, I'm Mildred. Bethany and Mildred. And where are we, guys? We are in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Yeah, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, which I'm sure as everybody knows. is an absolute hot spot for summer vacations. Yeah, we're going to go mild here. So tell me. So tell me. I know it's crazy around here. Tell me, what are you guys doing this weekend? Or what are you doing up here? We're going to check out a few Civil War reenactments. Sounds great. Maybe go to a paper mill plant. I don't know, Mildred. What do you think? I'm still so tired from last night. We went to the nut farm, and it was just crazy. That sounds. Super mild. It was really mild. Super mild. It was really mild. I bought a new turtleneck. Holy cow. What about you? Now, you are actually wearing a blazer that has patches on the elbows. It's corduroy, and I have a long skirt on to my ankles. That's amazing. That's amazing. Well, you guys are awesome. You guys are totally mild and perfect for this segment. What else is on the agenda for the summer?
We're going to go to an apple orchard. Okay. Definitely the museums. The museums. We want to see how they make apple cider. Oh, I love apple cider. Who doesn't? And it's Girls Gone Mild with Woods from the Mikey Show. Fantastic. Those girls are super mild. They were getting real rowdy. They were real mild, man. They're so mild. They tripped me out when they get that mild. Did you hear the guy in the background? Don't show anything. That's right. Leave it on. Leave it on. Leave it on. It's fantastic. We'll be doing new releases here in a couple of seconds. 570-1949 is our number. You can also text us. It's 949mikey at gmail.com. So yesterday, I think it was around this time, we were talking about the greatest marinade mankind has ever made. It started with ranch. Our discussion on who makes the best ranch, which we all know. Hidden Valley, obviously. And it got us to, on the topic of just marinades and stuff like that. Dipping. Dipping things and stuff. And I said, first of all...
Tri-tip's the greatest thing. You've got to marinate it in this sauce that I found years ago. Marinate that I found years ago called Basque. And they sell it at Albertsons. It looks like a wine bottle. It's green. Okay? You put the tri-tip into a Ziploc bag. Fill it until you're covered. Two hours. Throw it on the grill. Grill it up real good, real sweetly. And it's delicious. Sounds good. Then Wood says, no, the greatest marinade is called Dale's. And he's had it in Texas. This is the greatest thing. You literally only need about a couple of capfuls. If you over season it, you're toast. Okay, now when you say a couple of capfuls, what are you talking about? You mean to say that you throw it into a Ziploc bag with two capfuls? With a couple of capfuls. Well, how is two capfuls even going to cover the meat? Well, you kind of rub the meat down with the marinade. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, it's powerful and delicious. So last night, Woods had the Basque. Yes. I did. The wife was listening, and she went to grocery shopping yesterday. Way to go. A little hint, hint. Yeah, she went grocery shopping, and she bought it, and she bought Tri-Tip. And you're sure it was the right thing? You're sure it was the right sauce? It's the...
wine-looking bottle. It's got a very small hole at the top. You gotta pull the little red plastic deal. The white was white. Yeah, white plastic. The white plastic thing off. And it's got the dude drinking out of the flask. Yeah. And so she brought it. It was totally right. And my first experience with Tri-Tip. I've never even heard of it. Yeah. He was weirded out by the name. Mm-hmm. That's how we do it here. Did you see what it looked like? Like in the package? Yeah. I mean, it kind of looked like flank steak. Yeah. Kind of does. It kind of looked like flanks. I was like, what is it, by the way? Is it toes? It's the bottom part of the sirloin. It's the bottom part of the sirloin. Okay. It's delicious. Yeah, it was phenomenal. Yeah. So we put it in the bag, put the marinade in, you know, shook it up a little bit, covered the meat, and then went- Did you shake that bottle real good? Yeah, I shook it up. I had to, because at first I tried to pour it and it wouldn't even pour. Yeah, you got to shake it like crazy. So I shook it like crazy. Yeah. And then poured it in the thing, we went to the beach, went surfing, and left it in there. Yeah. Came back. Threw it on the grill with some sliced up red, yellow, and orange peppers that we grilled. So good. And some green beans. What did you think? It's good. He didn't like it. Oh, you didn't like it? I liked it.
Didn't love it. I liked it. I did not love it. Maki, it's no damn. Maki, you oversold me, Maki. You oversold me again, Maki. Yeah, I did. Maki, you got me again. It ain't as good as dials. You know what it tastes like? Hayseed. Vinegar. It's vinegar-based. I know it's vinegar-based. It tasted like... Vinegar. Overwhelming. Red wine vinegar. Vinegar steak. It's like red wine vinegar, salt and pepper, maybe a touch of lemon. I'll tell you what. If I hadn't had the grilled vegetables to go along with it, I wouldn't have been as in. I was in. I feasted. And I've got more waiting for them when I get home. And I'm going to feast when I get home. I want people to try Basque sauce. It was good, dude. It was good. Maybe they should do a few pebbles. Maybe make it right and make us some. Maybe for tomorrow. Maybe what I do is, is we do a taste test. Yeah. Woods' family is coming out here this weekend. Yeah, I've got family this weekend and next. Call your brother. Ask him to grab some Dales. Oh, it's already on order. Jamie ordered some yesterday. It's only probably available at one store anymore nowadays. It's not that popular. How many places have you been able to find Basque? That's true. Really? Well, they don't have Bluebell here, okay? They actually do. The ice cream. They don't have it here. They do have it here now. No, they do not.
They have it here now. In fact, it was a big deal when they opened the first Blue Bell. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where? Hillcrest. Done. Thought about it, and I'm in. It's the best ice cream ever. I will say, though, when I think of steak, I think of Texas. Yeah. We know our meat. It's like the home of steak. I do know the meat. We know our meat, dude. Yeah, I don't disagree with that. I'm just telling you that this is a secret that I've been talking about forever. I tried it, and it was good. I mean, it was good. I would eat it again. I can't wait to try this. Alleged Dales. If I had Dales and Basque, I'm using the Dales. Describe the Dales to me. Thick? No, it's thin. It's not thick. It's not like a barbecue sauce. Spicy? Yes. A little zesty. You put it in your mouth and you go... When it hits your lips? You can put it on chicken. I turned my workout buddies on. They put it on all their chicken now. I kind of like it already. I'll make you some chicken with Dale's. And you can use Basque on chicken too. Did you say smoky too? It's a little smoky. I wouldn't use Basque. I bet you do. You can use Basque on chicken. Yeah, you can. But the deal is tri-tip. So I would want to put my tri-tip up against Dale's tri-tip. Done. Maybe we have a cook-off. Yeah. Let's do it. I'll be the judge. Where are you going to do it? We'll do it at your house.
Can we see if Woods can eat 72 ounces of steak? There's no question I could. Maybe we have the cook-off tomorrow. Really? We don't have the Dales. In your kitchen. Oh. Darn it. It's so good, pal. I'm telling you, I wouldn't BS you. You're a food guy. And I know I wouldn't throw, I just wouldn't throw my weight around if it wasn't good. Well, let's get the Dales and we'll give it a shot. Yeah. I think you like the bass because it's like fancy. Yeah. People are writing in saying Dales is available at Vons and PB. Ooh. Really? I'm not going to PB afterwards. Let's do it. I have Topper picking up for you. Yeah. Topper will be down there. I could maybe do it. Topper, if you're listening. He probably knows Dale. Yeah. I know Dale. Topper, if you're listening. He is Dale. Topper, if you're listening, bring us some Dales. You know Topper is cruising with one arm on the steering wheel and his Hummer right now up and down Garnett. Yeah. Up and down. We need to do it on the air. With a toothpick in his mouth. And his spinning rims. We really need to do it on the air. Yeah. I would love to. It's so good. I would love to. And this deal is not a fancy. The Basque sauce is not a fancy thing. Will you wear your honest cap? Yeah. You promise? Absolutely. Will you wear an apron that says kiss the cook? Yes. That is a certainty. But I know how this goes.
The deal is, is I have an emotional attachment to mine and you have an emotional attachment to yours. I would eat, I would eat your meat. Okay. All right. Weird, weird, weird, weird. Definitely. But I prefer my own. But Jay and L.O.B. don't eat meat, right? Red meat? Yep. We'll eat chicken. I was real excited about that. Bring your chicken, and we'll throw the chicken in there, too. We'll do chicken, and it's all about the flavor. I'm sure Garrett will let us bring a hibachi into the studio. No question. Probably let us bring a live chicken in. Would we be allowed to go downstairs from the radio station and put a Weber down there? No. No, right? That's Form 16A. You're going to fill it out in triplicate and submit it to the insurance company. Maybe we'll look into it. That'd be cool. Because we have a volleyball net down there. Sand court. Maybe we just pull it up right next to that. Maybe you fill out 19 forms to put it on the sand court. Yeah. And you submit it in triplicate, like you said. It's better than 20 forms. That's true. Better than 20. Yeah. And then what we'll do is I'll send that form by fax machine to Atlanta, where it will be sent to South Carolina, where it will be sent back to Atlanta, and then they will consult.
with a test panel who will then put it up to Dimmick, who will then put it up to another test focus group. Magic eight ball. You shake it. Then you shake the magic eight ball. Please, can we? Please. This is like what happened with Woods and Jay's background check. That's what you're describing. That's right. Let's see. M1 Castillo. Are you there, Castillo? Yes, I am. What up? Good morning. Good morning. Bye. Hey, I just want to let you guys know that I'm from Santa Maria, California, home of the Santa Maria-style barbecue. Yeah. My choice of meat is tri-tip. Yep. And you're supposed to use a dry rub, a rub called Q. Yeah, Castillo. Castillo, if you use a dry rub on tri-tip, I'm sure it would be absolutely wonderful. Yeah. Only thing is, is that these lips don't lie.
All right? You're dealing with a foodie over here. All I'm telling you, Castillo, is go get, go to Albertsons today. I will. I will. Get some bask. I will. Throw it in a bag. Put some tri-tip in there and throw it on the grill. And you will not be sorry. It was good. Like, it was good. Good. I would eat it any time. What did you say, mamacita, when you took a bite? Put my dry rub against your dales and your back. Whoa, whoa. That's inappropriate. Okay, maybe we need to turn this outside and do this right. I would love to. Maybe we call Lou Bush and we have Lou bring down his, you know, big barbecue. How about we do Mexican spaghetti and steak? Done. How about we... That's a great idea. All we have to do is first run it through Atlanta and then South Carolina and then put it in triplicate and put it in a fax form and then let the insurance company look that over. You need to run it by the missus too, pal. Yeah. All of it. We'll get back to you in a few months. That's right. So we'll do this, what, December? Of 2014. So you guys look forward to that. That's right.
570-1949. Or you can text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. I really do want to do this, but we'll have to check after the show, see if we can do that, get that together. That doesn't seem like a big deal. Because it's not going to be as good as if we bring it in and heat it up in the microwave. It's got to be fresh off the grill. Oh, for sure. You can't do it. We could get Austin or Chris, our phone screeners, to do it. To grill it and bring it up to us. Absolutely. They could do it. Absolutely. And then bring it up to us. Do they know how to grill, though? That's what I'm concerned about. Come in here, bro. He says yes. Come in. I'm concerned. I gotta talk to this guy. You know who grilled last night? The wife. Oh. Why? She'd be great. Because I was working. I was being dynamic. Really? Yeah. Working. Austin. Do you know how to grill? I can grill. You sure? My stepdad's from New Zealand. He shows me. I can do it. That didn't mean anything in the world. Some really good sheep. He seems confident. I'm going to believe it. Still, though, that to me was like, can you break dance? He's like, hey, my dad's from Wisconsin. Doesn't really mean much to me. I don't understand. That's different. But if you can grill, let's do this. What's your specialty? Yeah. Too long of a pause. Too long. Probably try to. All right. So all we need to do is we need the sauces and the meat. You know what?
I'm going to ask permission. No, we'll just do it. We're just going to do it. That's forgiveness. That's forgiveness. I have a barbecue pit that mounts on the back of my truck. Yes. Done. Of course he does. Freedom grill. Freedom of speech. Of course. Yeah. Of course Jay does. Don't take our internet, Obama. Yeah. We can grill, Obama. We can grill if we want to. Kill switch. Jay, really? So we need the Dales. Somebody's going to have to get the Dales. Yeah, Woods. Somebody's going to have to go. I'm not going to PB, dude. Don't try to take away. Mikey won't let me go to PB. I'm not allowed. Maybe I do it on my way home if you make it roll right and do something nice for me. You can take our barbecue sauce. But you can't take our freedom, Obama. You can take away our Dales. Go ahead. And we'll shoot firecrackers out of our arse. But you can't take away our Basque sauce. Nope, never can't. That was not... You didn't give it the same weight, pal. He said you can take away our Dales, but you can't take away our Basque sauce already. Oh, he did? Yeah. Nine for nine on the dot. Dales. He doesn't like Dales. Take away our Basque sauce. You can't take away...
Basque sounds tough. Is it a cologne, Basque? It is not tough, Sienna. Please trust me. It sounds like a tough name. It smells like a massingill. Bale sounds like that guy. It does. Doesn't it? No, it does. That's vinegar-based. With the new feminine products from Basque, you can now bask in the glory of your freshness. And of your me. We'll have... We'll have Woodsy go down to PB today and get the Dales. You're going to let him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to get the Dales. Vons and PB is right off the 5. I'm not going to PB today. Fine, then you're not going to have the Dales. Woodsy, you go to the PB and get the Dales. I'm going to the DMV. He's scared. He knows his Dales is going to lose. I'm going to the Dales. You're going to be like, oh, my God, this is the best thing ever. Trust me. Are you going to pick it up? Make it right? No, I can't. I'm busy. What are you getting? I've got to get a new California license. Are you? Yes. Or a California license. Or a California license. Yeah. Let's do some new releases. Let's do it. Oh, we have to? All right, let's do this. Let's take a quick timer, and when we come back, we do some new releases. How do you feel about Modest Mouse? I'm going to fire it up. I have to take my dad to a doctor's appointment today, and so we have to check out about five minutes earlier than we usually do today. Yeah. Yep.
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Jay's picking the music today, a little human league. It's off Wolfgang's greatest hits, by the way. That's what it sounds like, right? It actually was. You were working as a waitress and a cocktail bar. Working as a waitress. I love working as a waitress. Oh, man. I miss my waitress days. When you worked as a waitress? Yeah. How long has it been since you've had a shift? Welly, exciting. What'd you do if they called you and said, hey, can you pick up a shift for us this weekend? I'd do it. You'd do it, right? Would you? Sure. Like on Saturday or Sunday? Yeah, until the talent fees start kicking in. Yeah, you know what? I'm just kidding. Now that she said that, she's going to get a call today. She's going to get a few calls. Oh, 100. Hey, can you come from me? I heard you say you'd pick up a shift. You'd be able to... I don't think I can. I can't be on two payrolls. Really? What if they go under the table? Yeah, maybe. Maybe they make it right. We got new releases for you. We do. What do we got? Well, some of these came out yesterday. Some of the big ones like Eminem Recovery.
It's amazing that you can understand everything he says and it all makes sense. It goes in an order. He's like Shakespeare, dude. I'm not kidding. With his words and how they flow and the meter and the rhyme of them is amazing. Telling a story. I understand that it's really good. But I don't necessarily get what's going on. But when people explain it to me, I go, oh, that's right. That's great. But I don't really necessarily get it. And I think the reason I don't is because it sounds like he's just talking. No, I can see that. You like something you could sing along to. Yeah, and so it sounds like he's just talking. So I'm like...
I want to be cool with everybody, and I'm like, yeah. That is so good. There's a certain cadence to what he's doing that's different than talking. Yes. Okay. Because it sounds like poetry that's being spoken. Yeah. But don't you just pick one of those, and maybe you go, and you read poetry like that? Is he French? No? Maybe not. I mean, all song lyrics are poetry. He does say cool stuff. Right? Got away with words, man. Except for the whole bit about the hoes and stuff. Come on. Yeah, that's... You didn't have to be doing the hoes stuff. You didn't have to call me that. I didn't have to be all up in line. But it's okay if you want to. Only in the bedroom. Also another one. Miley Cyrus can't be tamed. So... Excuse me. Yeah. Question. So Miley is with this new album. She's like, oh, I'm Lady Gaga. I'm Britney Spears. I'm okay. Right. I'm not Kelly Clarkson. No. Because that's what she was. Yeah. I don't like it. Her style was Kelly Clarkson. Right. It's like the. She sang. Pretty pop music. Now she's. Now I'm hip hop. Yeah. Like kind of. Party music. Yeah. I'm a legitimate.
I'm a pop star. I'm a party girl. Yeah, and the bad girls, they usually rise to the top sooner because of their shock value, but they don't last as long. Yeah, they burn out. That's what she needs to remember. Yeah. Just auto-tunes like crazy. It could easily be Britney Spears. Yeah, it could be Britney Spears. Oh, I kind of like this. Weird. Wow, those are deep. That's deep words. Really? Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. You mean... We're gonna get it. I bet she wrote it, too. Yeah. Dude. It was like Wadsworth. You're going to start giving me the D. Was that John Keats? I'm not too sure. No, I think it was like Robert Frost. It was more in that vein of Robert Frost. I don't even know anyone you're talking about. I don't either. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, Nietzsche. We're going to get it. Yeah, Nietzsche. Don't be jealous that she's going to sell more albums than anyone else. I think Mikey's buying it on iTunes right now. We're going to get it. We're going to get it. If I were to take the lyrics of some of the songs that you love. Like what?
Name one. Oh, wow. Name one, pal. Don't challenge him. Okay. Okay. If you could think of the name of one of the bands. Take Your Whiskey Home by Van Halen. I don't know that. It's real deep. I don't love that song. You love Van Halen. I love Van Halen. I don't love that song. Give me a Van Halen song you love. Dance the Night Away. It's not even their song. It's Roy Orbison. No, that's Pretty Woman. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, dancing either way is somebody else. No, it's not. No, dancing either way is somebody else. I've been roaming around and been looking down and all I see. Well, why are you roaming around and looking down? You can't see anything if you're looking down. Is that lyrically really heavy? Yeah, that's some words. Your six is on fire. Yeah. If anybody of this crew should like that song, it should be you, pal. Yeah. Because it's about the creepiest song I can get. Yeah, because you know what I like to do? I like to put my ascot on and my robe. and listen with a pipe to music. Is that how you listen? Please. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. Is that a snifter you're holding there? We're going to get it. I love to listen to the musings. Musings? We're going to get it. What's that one song? We're not gonna.
Take it. Isn't it the same words? No, that's a fight song. That's against authority. That's an anthem. That's an anthem. It's genius. Here's one for you, Woods. Ozzy has worn. Scream. Boy, he should have retired about 20 years ago. Dude, his voice. Do you think his voice sounds bad? That's what trips me out about Ozzy. You heard like Bark at the Moon, which I'm sure you have, Mike. Yeah, you sound a lot better. He sounds clearer when he's singing than when he's talking. I know. Absolutely. But I don't know. Do you think he sounds like he just should have hung him up, dude? He just should have. I agree with that. You know, guy can barely walk and Sharon's making him go out on stage. Oz Fest is coming to town soon, by the way. I don't want I can't barely walk. I don't want to go. on that stage? It's Phoenix, Arizona, man. It's 140. I don't give a bugger. Get your bum on that stage. It's 114 degrees, man. I don't care. You're not out there, Sharon. I'm the one out there. I don't want to do it. Get your ass out there. Bark at the moon. The Roots, how I got over you. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.
L.O.B.'s all the way in. Look at L.O.B. with her eyes closed. You know where the roots are from, right? Philly! Philly! That's good. That's really good. Love it. That's good. Herbie Hancock, The Imagine Project. Really? It's John Hancock. Everybody knows that. That's... I know. It's weird. Oh, he plays piano? He's got a featuring. Sounds like pink. Oh. You think you're right. I thought it was Alicia Keys, but I think it might be pink. Pink. Oh, I'm kind of in. I don't even like pink. The piano's pretty. It's gorgeous. You ever heard that song before? Imagine. Sounds like a public service announcement, though. Every time I hear it, I'm like... Relief for Wales or something. Unless it's John Lennon, I'm like, yeah. Yeah. What else? Bootsy's really going to love this one. Uncle Cracker, Happy Hour. I liked him better the first time when his name was still Kid Rock. Wow, he went like uber country, huh? Wasn't that always his deal? I thought he came out and was like, follow me, I will sing stupid songs. It was like kind of poppy. I thought his whole deal was kind of a...
Country slant. Uncle Cracker. Speaking of country. Cracker with a K. I think. Vince Neil tattoos in tequila. No, that's not country. It's not? That's Motley Crue. There he goes. That's why I said speaking of country, I think. Well, that's because they're putting him through a harmonizer in 14 different pro tools. Oh, my God. He's like 20 years too late. No. Sounds like he was going through his dresser. That's good. From 1987. Yes. Oh, look what I found. Yeah, exactly. Tattoos and tequila. Wait a minute. Let me just pour some sugar on me and write about tequila instead. It's done. Okay. Cyndi Lauper, Memphis Blues. Wow. Wait a minute. Cyndi Lauper's from New York. She talks like this. Yeah. Time after time. Time after time. One of the greatest songs ever, by the way. Yeah. Time after time. That just don't sound like Cyndi Lauper. She's one of my favorite.
artists, but not doing that. No, I agree. Macy Gray, the sellout. That's exactly what she did. So well. She's like, I know, I'll get with Shania Twain and try to write something really crappy. I don't know either way with Macy Gray. Man, I feel like a woman. She... It sits in that gray area. No, no, no, no. She's got a very unique voice. What else? She should use it wisely. Danzig, Dead Red Sabbath. For real? Death, Red Sabbath. Danzig really has a new album? Mm-hmm. That's for old Tim. Hang on. One more. Laurie Anderson, Homeland. It's the deluxe version. What is that? Laurie Anderson. She's a new age weirdo. New age? Yeah. New age? Listen. Really? She's playing this, by the way, through a walrus's tusk.
And now it's time for another Mikey Show haiku. Yeah, exactly. Now it's time for another Mikey Show haiku. He is now 40, but he is still a man-child. The covenator. The covenator. I'm not totally opposed to it. Really? That's where we're different. Sounds like yoga. Yoga music. Yeah. I can run through the DVDs real quick. Out today, Green Zone with Matt Damon, The Last Station. is also out. Remember Me with Twilight's Robert Pattinson. And she's out of my league. Funny. Watched it. Did you call it cute yesterday? Yes, I called it cute. I watched a really cute movie. I watched a really cute movie last week. Elephant Brain. It's like two wives. They remember everything I say and do. I know it. Damn it. I know it.
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We've got some M1s that... They made a video game, dude. Nuh-uh. Yeah, they made a video game. It's out today. It's called Transformers War for Cybertron. They're huge fans of our show. That's rad. And they wanted us to spread the word. For sure. I love video games. That's cool. As long as they're baseball and football. Right on. Well, we should, of course, mention that. They're M1s. They love us. They do some cool stuff. So... M1 Jenny is on the line. Are you there, Jenny? I'm here. What did Virgin Nikki tell you to call about? Okay, my engagement story, because it has to do with football and Notre Dame. Oh. So I wanted to tell Woodsy about the story, because there's three generations of Notre Dame fans in my family. Nice. And my grandpa started it. His parents are from Ireland, so my grandpa used to always watch Notre Dame football. Sounds like my family. And so I went to Utah. It was my family. for Thanksgiving weekend, and my boyfriend came with me. He's now my husband. But he decided to propose to me in my parents' bedroom, but there was two minutes left in Notre Dame game over the Thanksgiving weekend. So he proposed, and we have our freak-out moment because I was totally shocked. And so we go into the living room, and there's all this hype. Like, my dad and my brothers are watching it, totally standing up, screaming at the TV, just like me, probably.
And so my husband is not very loud, so I told him he should make an announcement. And no one really caught on, except for my mom. So my mom was like, okay, okay. So she goes and turns off the TV. Oh, gosh. Oh. Less than 60 seconds. Oh, no. Totally. And my brother and my dad were like, what are you doing? Oh, yeah. I can't believe you. So then, but finally, she gives my dad the look like, okay, you should listen to this. Because everybody knew, obviously, that I was going to get proposed to, except for me. Didn't he have, like, maybe a little better timing? Why couldn't he wait, like, five minutes? My husband was so anxious about it. He was freaking out for, like, 20 minutes. I didn't know what he was doing. He kept running it out of the house. He doesn't really have a lot of concepts of those kinds of things yet. He's not really intuitive, but I love him for it. But anyway, so finally my dad caught on to, like, okay, okay. And then so now everybody, like, cheered and everything. But I just wanted to tell you that because my... My brothers and my dad, like, yell. Like me, just like the kid. For sure. Thank you very much, Jenny. We appreciate it. Sure, thank you. That's M1 Jenny. Let's see. Well, I got to take my dad to an appointment, so I had to check out just a little bit early today. Hillary's here. And, Hillary, what do you got coming up? What did I grab? New STP, Mumford & Sons, new against me.
A leftover garbage request from yesterday. Oh, and I grabbed the new Delta Spirit record. I don't think I'm going to play it until maybe around lunchtime, but I'm going to play some new Delta Spirit today. And they are playing our Independence Jam Coastal Invasion. Very cool. Good stuff. Lovely and talented Hillary is up next. We'll see you tomorrow morning at 6 o'clock. Mikey shows out late. Lincoln Financial Media Station. Mikey in the Morning. About the music all day and night. It's about the music.