The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 06/24/10
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Thursday June 24, 2010
LOB returns triumphant from her stand up show and recaps the evening. Her nerves nearly got the best of her when she found herself winging it on stage. Dirty Lauren is a big hit with Woobie as she tells the tall black guy story. Iphone 4 insanity has the gang bet on when Mikey will buy it and a M1 calls in on his brand new one. Obama tells us ‘Who’s The Boss’. WoS cheers the Pads and discusses the amazing marathon match at Wimbledon. The Mikey Show Panel takes on Miley’s behavior, Lamar Odom’s gift from his big-butted Kardashian wife, and Seinfeld’s Ga Ga grumblings. Sienna’s 80+ year old great aunt has a funny oil spill solution. MC Mel-dog explains the Jersey Shore. Embarrassing songs that make you turn the volume down at stoplights is a great bit, getting a M1 who sings classical opera amaze the cast. Sienna reports on the California epidemic of whooping cough. Ding Dong Sing Along ends with a creative shout out to Sean to Woods’ displeasure. How does David Spade consistently pull hot chicks? The grill-off is on with a grill set up by Jay in the back of his truck. The two kooks…I mean cooks bromance argue while their “meat touches” on the grill. Mikey doesn’t want any Dale’s mixing with his Basque. The OB bumper sticker against the bums bums Mikey out. The taste test begins and Woodsy’s Dale’s sauce is a big hit, even Mikey admits he likes it. LOB thinks about trying the steak, and then decides to stick with the chicken. A dude who was introduced to his date’s stuffed animals one at a time has Jay introduce “Georgie” to the world. Listen to hear about Mikey’s dinner dilemma with Rebecca’s casserole and The Kid’s cheese-steak feast. Luke calls in wondering if Sienna is single and what “Blondie” is into. Woods updates the end to the historical Wimbledon match, three days after it started. Hilary wonders aloud why the studio “smells like carcass”. Who ate all the meat?
Bumper Music
| 1. Now You Know by The Afghan Whigs |  |
| 2. On The Mend by Foo Fighters | |
| 3. So Tight by Greg Dulli | |
| 4. When the Levee Breaks by Led Zeppelin | |
| 5. I Go Crazy by Paul Davis | |
| 6. Sweet Chariots by My Jerusalem | |
| 7. Supersonic by Oasis | |
| 8. Suffering by Satchel | |
| 9. Breath by Pearl Jam | |
| 10. 19th Hole by Jeff Klein | |
| 11. Shadow Of The Season by Screaming Trees | |
| 12. Hunger Strike by Temple Of The Dog | |
| 13. Bonfire by Third Eye Blind | |
| 14. Red Hill Mining Town by U2 | |
| 15. Where Did Our Love Go by Diana Ross & The Supremes | |
| 16. I Never Want To Go Home by The Whigs | |
stand up comedyAfghanistan commandWimbledon marathoncelebrity behaviorBP oil spill ideasguilty pleasure musiccaller talentwhooping coughbarbecue taste testOcean Beach homelessnesschildhood comfort objectslistener grief
Lauren O'Brien recounted surviving severe stage fright at the Comedy Store, and caller M1 Megan then impressed the crew with an impromptu opera performance. Mikey and Woodsy covered Barack Obama's removal of Stanley McChrystal, John Eisner and Nicholas Mahut's marathon Wimbledon match, and Ona's improbable underwater-tractor plan for plugging the BP oil spill. Sienna, Woodsy, and Lauren argued over Miley Cyrus, Khloe Kardashian, and Lady Gaga, while Mikey made a serious case against Ocean Beach's anti-homeless stickers. The show also warned caregivers about California's whooping-cough outbreak, staged a Basque-versus-Dale's barbecue contest, and turned an awkward stuffed-animal hookup story into confessions about the hosts' own comfort objects.
What happened, in order
Lauren Fights Stage Fright
Lauren O'Brien described shaking, getting cottonmouth, and briefly blanking during her ten-minute Comedy Store set before improvising her way to the finish.
McChrystal Is Out
The show unpacked Barack Obama's acceptance of General Stanley McChrystal's resignation, David Petraeus's nomination, and the argument that a commander cannot publicly undermine civilian leadership.
The Endless Wimbledon Match
Woodsy marveled that John Eisner and Nicholas Mahut had reached 59-59 in a fifth set after ten hours of tennis and still had to return to finish.
The Celebrity Panel
Sienna, Woodsy, and Lauren debated Miley Cyrus's sexualized image, Khloe Kardashian's $400,000 gift to Lamar Odom, and Lady Gaga's attention-seeking behavior at baseball games.
Ona Solves the Oil Spill
Sienna said her elderly great-aunt Ona ordered Buck to send newsrooms a plan to bury the BP leak beneath a mountain of sand delivered by underwater tractors.
Red-Light Turndown Music
The crew confessed which guilty-pleasure songs they turn down at red lights, ranging from Paul Davis and the Carpenters to Bryan Adams and Culture Club.
Opera at the Red Light
Caller M1 Megan demonstrated her classical singing live and agreed to return for a bit performing pop songs such as Lady Gaga in an operatic voice.
Whooping Cough Warning
Sienna reported a sharp California rise in pertussis cases and urged parents and caregivers around infants to check whether they needed a booster.
The Marinade Showdown
Mikey and Woodsy grilled tri-tip and chicken with Basque and Dale's marinades, then a blind studio vote narrowly favored Mikey's stronger Basque flavor.
Please Don't Feed Our Bums
Mikey rejected Ocean Beach's mocking anti-homeless stickers and argued that fraud by some panhandlers does not justify treating genuinely homeless people without compassion.
Stuffed Animals in the Bedroom
An email about a woman carefully naming and shelving her stuffed animals before a hookup led Jay and the others to confess their own childhood comfort objects.
Laughter Through Grief
M1 Nikki called after her grandmother died to thank the show for making her laugh through a lonely night, and the hosts offered sympathy and reflected on loving their work.
People mentioned
MikeyWoodsyLauren O'BrienSiennaJayBarack ObamaGeneral Stanley McChrystalGeneral David PetraeusJohn EisnerNicholas MahutMiley CyrusKhloe KardashianLamar OdomLady Gaga
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KBZT San Diego, Lincoln Financial Media Station, the new home of The Mikey Show. This is FM 94.9. I switched it up for you. Oh man, what a day. We got such a big day. I am so excited about today. We have so much material. Like, are you kidding me? Amounts of material. 570-1949. If I were you, I'd get in on the calling now. You want to talk to us about anything. You want to talk to us about what's happening in the world of sports, what's happening in your life. You want to ask for advice. You want to talk to any of us. And especially if you were at the comedy store last night seeing our girl L.O.B. Let me tell you something. It was not only considered that I go. I can't believe that. I told her, Mike. You did? I told her. I told her. It blew her away.
shocked. It blew her away this morning. I'm still in shock if it makes you feel any better. I was like, what? Because I got to the store and there was a couple people like, oh, is anyone from the show here? And I was like, oh man, Mikey's been in bed for like two hours. I'm like, and everybody else, I'm like, it's one thing if I'm tired, I don't want the rest of the show to be tired. Yeah. Well, I really, really, I mean, probably for four days. was back and forth going, I'm going, no, I can't go. I'm going, no, I can't go. I probably would have kicked you out. Really? You don't need to be doing that kind of stuff. Would you have freaked out? Would you have freaked out? Yeah, I probably would have cried. Oh, wow. I know. I should have gone through the tears. No, I probably would have cried because I'd be like, who's going to do the show tomorrow? 570-1949. If you were at the show last night, a lot of people are probably sleeping. Yep. You know? Blew it out last night at the comedy store. Yeah, they probably stuck around. There was like a lot more acts than I realized that ended up got, they got sprinkled in there. Yeah. And the headliner didn't go on and probably until about 10 o'clock. What time did you go on? I went on, um, like 845 ended up going on. And then, um, and then I stayed for a few people.
And then I left because I was like, I'm sorry, I can't. It's not very good etiquette to take off like that, but I had explained to everybody ahead of time the deal. Sure. When I used to play gigs, L.O.B., and I always felt bad, it's the same thing. I'd play gigs on Tuesday nights, and I had to be at work at 7. And so we would jam, we'd play our 7, 8 songs, and I would literally be like, all right, see you later. And the other bands would come on after. And I would bring a lot of people to come watch us play. everybody would leave. I know. It's the worst. Most people stuck around. Good. Like, friends of mine that had come and the, like, massive amounts of M1s that came stuck around because I left and there was not any sort of, like, mass exodus. Really? Yeah. 570-1949. If you want to text, 949mikey at gmail.com. Five people on the Mikey Show. I'm the host. Woodsy is our sports guy. L-O-B, Lauren O'Brien. She is our resident comedian and she's also our assistant producer. Sienna is our news girl and Jay is our executive producer. So, L.O.B., how did it go? How was it? It went good. I put this on my blog, but people probably don't know that I have stage fright.
Really? Yeah. Yeah. You wouldn't. Why would somebody who like has stage fright become a performer? But I've always tried to overcome it because I, yeah, I have it. So that's probably, I put in my blog, it's probably why I was so quiet the first week of the Mikey show. Yeah. Because I get, I have to do things a couple of times and then like get used to it. Yeah. And I haven't done standup in months. Yeah. Ever since I've been working on the show and before that was a holiday. So yeah. So last night I was. a wreck. Really? I was a wreck. I feel bad for anybody that said hi to me before the show because I blacked out. I don't remember. You do. You black out. I get so nervous and anxious. What? Because we did a show meeting at my house yesterday and you left and everybody left at about 3? 3.30? 4. Now, L.O.B., when you left, At four. Mm-hmm. Were you, because during the meeting, you didn't seem nervous at all. Oh, I wasn't. So when did the nerves begin? As soon as I got in the car. To go home from my house? Yeah, because I was like, I was making sure all week, you know, the show's first, and anything I do outside of that is second. Yeah. In terms of entertainment-wise. So I got in the car, and I was like, oh, my gosh, I have a show tonight. Oh, my gosh. I don't even remember what I wrote. Yeah. I got to go over it. I got to come up with a set list. I got to go over it. Yeah.
immediately. I was like, for the next five hours after that. Oh yeah. Entire time I was on stage. It never let up. I was like, So shaky. I got the worst cotton mouth in my life. That seems like the scariest thing. Like, there's nothing scarier than comedy to me. Standing up and, like, you have to make people laugh. And if they don't, you're like, duh. I know. I should have brought, like, usually there's water on stage or something. I bring it up. I don't bring anything. And I literally have never gotten cotton mouth that bad. Really? That's all I could concentrate on. I was just like, oh, man. That is probably one of the toughest things ever. Cottonmouth? To be able to get up on stage and do that. Our boy Chris went. He did. Nice, Chris. He did. Very cool. And I had Chris on my original list and I made a new list and I forgot to put him on there. Poor thing. I guess he was calling me, but I didn't have my phone. It was tucked away. Chris is our phone screener. Yeah, and I came out into the lobby and he's like, I'm not on the list. I'm like, oh my gosh. So now, how do you think that you did once you got on stage?
Did the nerves last until you got on stage or even all through being? Usually it's like first joke, get it out. First laugh, like on a roll. The entire time. Entire routine. I was up there for 10 minutes, but it felt like probably two minutes. That is a long time. Oh, yeah. It is. I went and I even I trimmed the fat and I. Took a lot of the jokes out because I was trying to just gauge what they were laughing at. And I was trying to gauge like my timing and everything. And all of a sudden I got, I get the light at, I asked for the light at a minute and I got the light and I'm like, oh my gosh, what? So I just wrapped it up real quick with the last joke that I had. Yeah. And the worst part was like halfway through my routine, I blanked. I completely like blank slate because usually when I'm telling my joke, I'm already preparing for the next one. Right. And I was like, I don't know what I'm going to say next. Really? I have no idea. About five minutes in, probably. I had no idea what I was going to say next. So I just looked around at the people I knew, and I was like, yeah. So I think I was like, who's married in here? And I threw out some random jokes. Random things. Such mad respect for you. Oh, yeah. Such mad respect for you. Wow.
Yeah, sometimes I have a little bit of an out-of-body experience. Who's that one? Well, I realize that I'm like, wow, I'm on stage right now. This is live. I could F up. Yep. M1 Libby from La Jolla. Are you there? It is I. It is Libby. Libby. Hi, Lib. You went to the show. I did. Oh, thank you. How was it? Wait, is this Whoopi or Libby? It's Whoopi. Oh, it's Whoopi. Whoopi, okay. Yeah, I was like, I know that sexy, sultry boy. That's what I thought. Yeah, I was like, wait, that's Whoopi. Little Angel from La Jolla. That's right. Thorne was so awesome last night. She was the only female on the card. Do you call them cards when they have a comedy lineup? Yeah, card, bill, lineup. Yeah. Yeah. She held her own against those guys. That is so great. Thanks, Whoopi. So great. What did you think about my dirty joke that I threw out there? You know what? I was just getting ready to say it. I kind of like Dirty Lauren. I told the filthiest joke. Did you? Well, because a couple of those guys I've been on the bill with before, and I know their style, and I was like, man, I feel pretty G-rated, so I spiced it up a little bit. I wrote this joke that was the filthiest joke. But it was hilarious. Yeah, thanks, Whoopi. Yeah, and it was really filthy, and as soon as I said it out loud, I started laughing at myself. I was like, I can't believe I just said that. Well, we were making the joke. The look on her face was like,
Oh, I'm going to get roasted tomorrow. Yeah. Well, we were having our meeting yesterday, and Woodsy says this all the time. He goes, Lauren's the filthiest of all of us. There's no question. And I'm like, oh, yes, you are, you dirty bird. She was awesome. She was amazing. And, you know, of course, we had to show our support. So every time the next comedian comes on, they're always like, oh, let's let a cheer for all the comedians before us. So there were a couple people yelling out. When the headliner came out, he went through the list, and he was going in sequential order, but he skipped over her because he was going to name her last, you know? And somebody started yelling LOB, and he was like, all right, you MS, calm down. No way. See, I missed that because I wasn't there. It was a huge, you know, a little crazy. We know she's on the radio. You guys came here to see her. Calm down. That is so great. I feel like a proud big brother right now. I'm beaming. Me too. You guys all should be proud of her. She did really well. Thanks, Wubbs. Tom Tom Girl made an appearance there last night as well. It was hilarious. So great. Wubbie, did you read my blog? Because I put you in there. Tell Mikey what you said to me when I first saw you in the lobby. Okay.
We're in line, and it's me, it's Liz, podcast, Veronica, and I'm trying to complete blank on the three other people that were with us. We got there pretty early. We were standing in line for 15, 20 minutes. It's 7.30. 7.30 comes and goes. And, you know, Lauren, the door's open at 7.30. Don't know what's going on with the comedy store, but, you know, they're all, you know, there's a line that's gathering. At the time, we didn't realize it, but, you know, some of the other comedians were just walking up and getting in line, but we didn't know who they were, so we just assumed that they were just people coming for the show. Mm-hmm. We're standing in line, standing in line, it's now like 740, 745, and this tall black guy comes up to the door, and they let him in. Mm-hmm. And I look at, we're all laughing, and we're looking at Liz, and I'm like, mm-hmm, you know, and I made the comment outside that, mm-hmm, Lauren must be at the door.
That is so great. When we walk in, I didn't see her. The ticket booth is like right to your right. And Lauren was like straight ahead when you walk in the door. And she's like, Woody. And I turn and I'm like, hey, honey, how you doing? I give her a hug. And I see the tall black guy and this little group of people over to the side. And after I give her a hug and she's all excited to see us. And I'm like, mm-hmm. Black guy would have to get in first, huh, Lauren? I loved it. That is so great. I loved it. That is so great. He's actually one of the comedians. We didn't realize he was one of the comedians on the show. That's so great. That's killer. There's L.O.B. throwing out her fishing line. Yeah. Real good. Just throwing chum in the water. Reeling him in. I don't know how much she's reeling in in La Jolla. In high quantity out there. Yeah, he's not from La Jolla. That's so great. Thanks for coming, Wubbs. Not a problem. There was no way I could not go. You're like five minutes away from me. Of course. I loved it. Hey, thank you, Wubbie. We appreciate the call.
Love you guys. Bye. Love you too. It's M1 Whooby. So, yeah, Lauren, last night at the Comedy Store. And, you know, I'm sure they're going to invite you back. I am so proud of you. Thank you, guys. You'll have to cut. You know, I probably would have been upset. I told everyone. I'm like, none of you guys are going. I would have been upset if I saw any of you there. I was. So close. I told Jamie, I was like, let's just go. Let's just go. You guys wait for a weekend one. Yeah. We'll be there on the weekend. You don't worry about that. We'll be thrown down. So, also, I have to say thank you to M1 Wasabi, who sent a bunch of really nice gifts to the Mikey show. Oh, my gosh. So nice. So nice. So nice. That was amazing. And among one of the gifts that he sent, he sent Woodsy. some Dale's barbecue sauce. Now, for those of you that, marinade. Now, for those of you that don't know, we were talking about marinades the other day. It's barbecue time, all that stuff. I've used the same marinade now since 94. Wow. I found this thing in 94. What? I lived in San Luis Obispo, and this guy invited me over. He said, you ever had Basque? No idea what it was. He had me try it, and I said, where do I get eight bottles of that?
And I've been talking about it on the radio ever since. Woodsy says, I got the greatest marinade. It's called Dale's. Woodsy's from Texas. Texans know their barbecue. And so Wasabi got some of this stuff. He did, man. And he sent me like eight bottles of this. I gave everyone on the show one, and I've got some. And now I've got more coming, too. I'm going to have Dale's for the rest of my life. You're going to have a ton of Dale's. It's good. It's going to be good. And so today, in the 8 o'clock hour, We're going to have a grill off. I'm ready. We're going to put the Basque sauce up against the Dales sauce. And Woodsy and I are actually going downstairs. Outside is a grill. Of course, none of this approved by Lincoln Financial Media. Hopefully they forgive us. Yeah, hopefully they do.
I am salivating. I can't wait to try them. It's so good. Are you guys making chicken? Yes. We're making, well, the main deal is that we're making tri-tip, but Woodsy brought a couple of chicken breasts so that Lauren and Jay can try it because they don't eat meat. So we'll be making enough for all of us to be able to have either this tri-tip or the chicken. It's a feast. It's a feast. And we're going down at 8 o'clock. We're going to get our grill on. I'm ready for it. And so that is going to happen at 8 o'clock. Make sure you're listening to that. iPhone 4 is out today. Yes. Right? Is that where you're going after the show? No way. In fact. Why? Well, because I found out I'm not going to be getting it for a while. Why? Because I found out that in order for me to get it, I don't qualify for the $299 price. Because of the contract? Because of the contract. So if I want it, it's going to be $6.99. Oh my gosh. Is it worth it? Of course. Yeah, but I can't. If you hadn't gotten the iPad, I bet you would spring for it. Yeah. It's just going to take a while. Yeah. It's going to take a while. Just ask Rebecca for more allowance. I can't. My allowance is set. $15 a week. That's right. I mean, I get what I get. And so it means that I have to wait.
to get this thing. Yeah, so the brand new iPhone 4 is out today. People haven't been waiting in line overnight for days, like going nuts over this thing. It costs $199 for the 16 gigabyte version and $299 for the 32 gigabyte. And we've talked about this a lot before. There's video chat on there. The screen has like high resolution, high, you know, amazing, amazing, amazing. And the high resolution thing. It's really cool because now whenever you look at the internet on your phone or whenever you look at even email and pictures and all that stuff, it just is really, really beautiful. The camera is better. It's 25% thinner. The whole phone is. The screen is about three and a half inches. It's nuts. This thing is nuts. It comes in black and white. Yeah. It's already been released. I actually heard the white one is gone. It's sold out already. I wouldn't want the white one. I have the white one. I love the white one. White one's for girls. I love the white one. Once you go black, you never go back. That's what I heard, too. That's for sure. It just got released in Tokyo. Live from Tokyo, here's the Tokyo response. So they love it. They love it. They're up in arms, man. They're up in arms. I can't wait to have it.
But it's going to be a while. What's a while? I don't know. A week? I don't know. Saturday? Okay, let's have a deadline. Mikey will have it by July 4th weekend. Really? Okay, so the over-under is July 4th weekend, Sienna. I'm going to say August 1st. So you're taking the over. Yeah, over, because I was going to say end of summer. Jaybird? Yes, sir. What do you take? The over-under on me getting the new iPhone is the 4th or the 4th of July? I thought you already had it. I did not. No, it just came out today. It'll be the day that first comes available, you will get it. It's today. It's today. I can't believe you don't already have it. Yeah, I'm sorry. Jay was doing work. Yeah. Well. What'll get here first? Your new iPhone or Sienna's baby? The iPhone. What's the due date again? August 27th. Oh, yeah. I want her to hang out in there as long as she can. Guy will be video chatting real good before then. Trust me. Just high resolution everywhere. I think I need someone else with an iPhone to be able to do the chat. You can buy me one. Thanks. I have an iPhone. Somebody else has to know I have it? Get one for the whole crew. We'll all video chat sweetly. We'll video chat sweetly together. You can be a baby present and I can just videotape the baby right from it. Well, Apple did something to satiate me until I can't stand it anymore. Oh, what'd they do? They released the software for...
Everyone. And so a lot of the things that the iPhone 4 does, I now have on my regular phone. You can too. Have you done it yet? No. You got to do it. I know. I know. I need to. What you guys don't understand is that I can and will shame him into getting that before the 4th. No, don't do that. He will. I'm going to be like, dude, you don't. You don't have it yet? What is your deal? Go get it. You should have set the stipulation that there's no outside influences. Well, here's the thing. He can shame me all he wants. I got to build up my allowance. Stop it. Just sell a couple of your cloaks and then go get the iPhone, dude. Woods is going to come in every morning and be like, dude, I just saw the new iPhone. He has it. This thing is insane. Maybe I go get it. I was just going to say, he would go so far as to get it. And you know what? And Woods, you can get it for $2.99. The good one. The big daddy. You can. You can get one for $2.99. Can he get it and give it to you? No. You have to have it special? Yeah, because what happens is when you buy it in the store, before you even leave the store,
They have to get it hooked up to your phone number. Can't they use the little SIM card and switch it all around? I think there's ways. The serial number has to be connected to your account. You have to open an account. It's got to be your phone number. And all that takes place before you ever... Which is one of the things I've never liked about it. The first thing that they do, they all have lanyards on at... the Apple store with their name on it. And the first thing they do when you buy a new iPhone is it's wrapped in plastic. The first thing they do is they take their lanyard with their name on it and they cut open the box and open the box up and set it up right there. And the first time it happened, I was like, hey, what are you doing? That's mine. And they were like, we got to set your phone up. Yeah, you're right. And so, yeah, so Woodsy, you could for $2.99 as long as you wanted a new contract. Yeah. Would they connect it to my Mac and all that and have the whole thing all? merged in sweetly? When you go home. Oh, if you took your Mac, sure. But the deal is, though, is that you don't need them. Honestly. I do. I'm telling you, bro. You know me. I do. Have you edited audio with me before? Yes. And I'll tell you, the editing audio takes a little getting used to. It's like quantum physics compared to... That's the beauty of Apple. See, at Apple, what we thought was...
is that we wanted it to be extraordinarily, you could take a complete and utter moron, right? Right here. You could take an imbecile. Basically, what you could do is you could take a monkey from a tree in the wild, all right? And you could take the monkey and you could bring him home and you could set the monkey in front of a brand new computer, a laptop, and he could figure out how to take the new iPhone 4 and make it work. And how do you do that? Wirelessly. Perfect. Wirelessly. Yeah, that's the thing about Mac, though, is everything's supposed to be really easy and basic. Oh, it's sick. No problems. It confuses me. Even their packaging, when you have the little manuals and everything, it's just so simplified. It is. You don't have like a million things that you're like, I don't know what this is and this and this. I set that bad boy up all by myself at Mikey's house. It's so easy. I'm proud of myself. Yeah, if you can do that, you can figure this out. Woods, would you ever get it? Yeah, I'm going to get it this weekend. He's going to get it, Mike. If you get it, it'll drive me crazy. You're going to get it. You will get it if he gets it. Jamie needs a new computer. Badly, badly, badly.
And she really wants what I have. Maybe you let her use it. She can. She can use it anytime. Maybe you give her your password. Oh, shut up. Maybe you give her your email. And then maybe I just go ahead and pick that up while I'm there. That's a nice husband. What company are you with now, Wireless? Verizon. They are good. Verizon's really good. I switched from Verizon, and the sole purpose I switched from Verizon was to get the iPhone. That'd be the only reason I'd switch. My bill is still like $190 a month. Is yours? Whoa. I just recently changed mine up, so it's down to like $90. Oh, God, it would kill to have a $90. But see, with the Apple, it's going to be more. No. Yeah. Mine is like all unlimited and stuff on Apple. It's like a little over $100. I can do that, man. How long is the internet and everything? I don't know. Who cares? I'll just break it. Yeah, I did. What are they going to do? You have to pay a penalty or did they change that law? And you know what, Woodsy? You know what you can also do? They even took my old Verizon phone number and switched it to my iPhone. See, I would get a California. That'd be cool. I'm all about being California now. Yeah. That's cool. Well, I'm excited. Can I just say, though, that for the Verizon fans to make them happy, too, that there's a new...
Droid X coming out. I don't like it. And people are really into it. It's coming out in like a month. You know why I don't like it? Why? The name. A droid? A droid. What does it matter? It's called the nerd. Droid, really? Just call it a phone. It's going to be out July 15th. What did you think of the name Sidekick? What did you think of that when that was real hot? Like a little short midget buddy that you hung out with? Oh, gosh. I had the sidekick. Kind of like hanging out with you. Yeah. Yeah. Sidekick was cool for a long time. I didn't have one. That's hot. You had it, right? Yeah. Why was it big? I don't know. I wanted it so bad that I got onto T-Mobile separately from my AT&T account just to have the sidekicks. I had two phones like a loser. Well, it was like a fad. I mean, it was like... I never heard of it. You were a... The sidekick. And it flips up the screen. It was like you were a sexy girl if you had a sidekick. That was the deal. That explains why I didn't have it. What was the deal? Did you like it? I mean, it was when I was an intern starting in radio and everyone had them. And I was like, man, I got to get one. I got to be cool in this building. So I did. I was kind of over it after a little while. It was cool, though, because that was when AIM was really big and you could instant message on it. Yeah. And so it was easy. So here's the thing. Well, first of all, people are calling about it. And so you can call us if you...
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Do you know what a Foo Fighter is? It is. It was a plane. Well, yes. That is mostly correct. Mostly. A Foo Fighter was a pilot flying a plane that saw UFOs. Ah. Yeah. And they called them Foo Fighters. I thought a Foo Fighter was a certain type of plane. I guess I'm wrong. It was a certain type of pilot. I understood it to be a pilot that was hunting. or that was reporting UFOs. But I could be wrong. Maybe it was the type of plane was called a Foo Fighter, but I thought it was the pilot himself was a Foo Fighter. Maybe we find out. Wikipedia? Sometime, yeah. Sometime in the future. Oh, sometime in the future? Yeah, we'll figure that out. We'll get it all dialed in. We'll know. It was an Allied aircraft, by the way. It was? Yeah, I think. Yes. Allied aircraft. Yes. Looking for UFOs? No. Who cares? M1 Crisco from Escondido. That was informative. Go ahead. Oh, well, I was just going to inform that AT&T going forward is going to be getting rid of their unlimited data plan and have a plan to make some cash off this. You're going to start paying for your data. I don't understand. I don't know what that means. Yeah, we talked about that a while ago. Well, all your media that you get, you know, when you download your videos and everything, that's all considered data.
When I download my videos on my phone? You use a certain amount of megabytes. I'm out then. Anything other than time. First of all, I don't download videos on my iPhone email. What I do download sometimes is pictures if I get pictures. You don't have any movies on your iPhone or anything like that? A lot of people have movies and stuff. Yeah, but they're not downloaded from the internet. They come from me. You buy them. But I think it's the same. It's the same thing. I think he said anything other than talking. Wait, wait, say again. You're still moving data. If not, you have two lines. One line is set up for voice, okay? Anything other than voice is for data. So, like, if I go to ESPN.com, I get charged. That's browsing. Yeah, that's data. And then I go to CNNSI.com, I get charged again. Okay. Forget it. Well, here's my question. How do we avoid that? My question is, I wonder if all the stuff that I do now is going to be within their plan. In other words, I'm sure what they're going to do is they're going to say, you get this much, and if you go over it, you've got to pay. I do too, but maybe I'm completely within that amount of what I do right now. Maybe most people are. Most people have unlimited. That's what I do.
Okay, well, print was like number three. And the two biggies, Verizon and AT&T, said, well, we can't be shown up by this guy. So, yeah, we're going to do an unlimited data plan, too. Well, now they're deciding that, you know, all this data and everything is tying up all our lines and everything and all our, you know, all the channels that we want to utilize. So we're going to start making them pay for it again. So if you already have it, you're good. But if you're going to go out and get a new line, From AT&T? You may not get that unlimited plan. Maybe I stick with my BlackBerry. There you go, Woodsy. Yeah. Mikey's all excited. You got to stay with your BlackBerry. Maybe I just go get it anyway. You can't get the iPhone now. Maybe I just get it. You can get the Droid. Looks like you're going to have to stay. I think it's still a good phone. The iPhone, I mean, that's one thing like Mikey was saying. They need Mac simply just for that. Thank you. Thank you, Crisco. Thanks, Crisco. There's a guy on the line right now, M1 Wild Thing from Camp Pendleton. Are you there, Wild Thing?
I am. You got your new iPhone in the mail yesterday. And how do you like it? I love it. It's so much faster than my old one, too. And are you calling from it right now? Yes, I am. So clear. Is it really lightweight? Does it weigh like nothing? No, the phone actually feels like it weighs a little bit more. And that feels good. Yeah. Feels like you're not going to just drop it. Yeah, like a brick. Right. And now. Have you been able to use that face-to-face video chat yet? I have not. I want to talk to somebody that has one. I'm the only one I know that has one. It'll be soon enough. You chat with yourself, pal. Don't worry. Half a million people bought that phone the first day. Pretty soon you're going to have people to video chat with, bro. Eventually. I'll get it this weekend. You and I can video chat next week. I'm in.
Woodsy would do that, but he can't because it would mean that he'd have to pay for his data plan. That's okay. I don't use a lot of data. Yes, you do. I know. Yeah, you do. Your nickname's a data monster. I'm texting. I don't use a lot of data. Yeah, he doesn't. I'm not a big internet surfer on my phone. I have a badass Mac. M1 Sailing Twidge, is that it? Sailing Twidget. Sailing Twidget from Escondido. You can clarify what the data plan means. Yeah. A little bit, anyway. I have the iPhone 3G right now, so I'm kind of, you know, chomping at the bit to get the 4. Basically, the unlimited plan, if you have it now, they're grandfathering you in. Oh, that's good. When you change plans, and I'm still trying to figure out if I get the iPhone, because I want to give my 3G to my wife. But when you change plans, I know they have two different plans. They have like a 2 gig per month and a 4 gig per month. And what that previous caller was saying is basically... Yeah, your calls are one thing, your texts are another thing, but when you start sending picture texts or when you do your Facebook or Twitter or go online, that's all the data. So you get, like Mikey was saying, you get X amount depending on which plan you get. And the more expensive plan, you can hook up your laptop and you can use your phone like a...
And that's why I was saying, man, that's why I was saying it could very well be that as much as I use Facebook on my phone, as much as I do all the stuff I do on my phone, I'd be well within two gigs and I wouldn't go over. I don't know. To me, two gig is a number. I don't even know what it, I have no idea. I think you'd be pretty well over it. Really? Even if you stopped using the Facebook app itself and you were just updating status, you know, you could send a text. Twitter and send a text on Facebook. Yeah. But even when you're just checking your email, just checking it, you know, seeing how many emails you have, that's pulling data. That's BS. Never mind, I'm out. Yeah. Woods isn't going to do it. Maybe I'll do it. All right, thanks for the call. Let's make up your mind. So what happened yesterday with Obama and General McChrystal? McChrystal has been... Oh, sorry. I was going to play Hidden Talent. Oh, okay, go for it. Yeah. Sorry. I got Obama... saying what happened. Today I accepted General Stanley McChrystal's resignation as commander of the International Security Assistance Force in Afghanistan. I did so with considerable regret, but also with certainty that it is the right thing for our mission in Afghanistan, for our military, and for our country. Wow, immediately LOB and Woodsy were like, oh.
Man, that's just extreme. I got that Rolling Stone in the mail yesterday, by the way. You did? Yes. Did you read the article? No, I read the article on Lady Gaga instead. That's fantastic. That just killed me. It's a true story. It just killed me. Yeah, I guess so. All we're talking about. All we're talking about. Oh my gosh, that's hysterical. I saw it and I go, ooh, this is that. Oh. And then I went to file papers and I was like, I looked at it for one second. I go, yeah, no, that's not good. Toilet material. And then turn to Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. Wow. Oh, my gosh. Fascinating insight, by the way, on Lady Gaga. I bet. So here's who got the replacement for him. I'm also pleased to nominate General David Petraeus to take command in Afghanistan, which will allow us to maintain the momentum and leadership. that we need to succeed. Now, immediately when I heard that, I thought, oh, that's cool, because Petraeus, he's real good. But then I went, oh, wait, so who's going to take over for Petraeus? It's musical chairs. Yeah, it's musical general chairs. But listen, there was a lot of reasoning that went into why it was being done. National security, blah, blah, blah. Here's President Obama explaining why he had to do it. The conduct represented in the recently published article.
does not meet the standard that should be set by a commanding general. It undermines the civilian control of the military that is at the core of our democratic system. And it erodes the trust that's necessary for our team to work together to achieve our objectives in Afghanistan. Let me kind of unpack that for you, because I know that sounds very adult. And people that are in the military get that completely. civilian leadership what he means is is that he himself the president is not a member of the military right and that's the way that it works you got regular joes in charge and we dictate the regular joes dictate what the military does so he's saying you got a military guy putting a cap in me a civilian but it just so happens that the way that we're set up i'm the boss as a civilian yeah that's what that's basically what he's trying to say
So now what? Now what are we going to do? And here's him talking about Petraeus. I'm extraordinarily grateful that he has agreed to serve in this new capacity. It should be clear to everybody he does so at great personal sacrifice to himself and to his family. And he is setting an extraordinary example of service and patriotism by assuming this difficult post. I would also like to commend. Colonel Sanders for stepping into General Petraeus' position. Colonel Sanders. We consulted a few people. Dr. Pepper. We looked into quite a few different options. Dr. Hook. General Soz. Yes. And unfortunately, Captain Crunch was not able to accept this very lauded position. So it will be, in fact, Colonel Sanders who will take over. For our General Petraeus. Man, do you guys smell like a Barbara Walters interview with the General? Oh, yes. Why did you go to Wollingstone and tell Wollingstone what you told them about President Obama? Interesting question, Barbara. Obama. Well, Petraeus is supposed to start no later than Tuesday. Yes. So right away.
There you go. I think it's extreme, but what do I know? I do too. I don't know anything, but I do too. I guess you see the argument for the other side is you can't have somebody playing on the team. Yeah, it just made them look bad because it's like two different plans for Afghanistan. And it's like, okay, we're supposed to all be one, have the same ideas, have the same everything, and just made Obama's. Can't have T.O. saying, calling his quarterback gay. Right. Yelling at his quarterback. There's no I in team. Well, any active servicemen that I've talked to, or actually any active military person, when George Bush was in power, I would say, what do you think about that guy? You're like, he's the president. Yeah. And it doesn't matter. Yeah. Because you respect him no matter what. I mean, that's the way I feel, too. He's in there. You've got to back your boy. I'm not an Obama guy, but he's our president. You've got to support him. He's our president. So, anyway. That's a deal with that. Oh, this is M1 Jason from Escondido calling in about it. There, Jason? Yeah. What do you think? You know, he was relieved because he had contemptuous words. It's against UCMJ code. Whoa. Hello. Man, that is hardcore knowledge. Yeah, that's good stuff. You know stuff. If you're an officer in the military and you have contemptuous words for your higher up.
You're a commander-in-chief especially. Yeah, that's a no-go. Yeah, remember there was a guy here in San Diego at Camp Pendleton who was doing something on his Facebook page and bashing the president, and he was going to be, you know, let go. Yeah. What do you do, Jason? I was just, I'm ex-army from a long time ago. That's awesome. You know all those fancy words. That's cool stuff. I wish I could talk to my military buddies and be like, you know, hey, man, you know how it is. The PG-21 says you can't do that stuff. I know. That's right, Mike. Let's go to the mess hall. Let's go to the mess hall. USMJ, is that what he said? Yeah, I don't know. What did you say? UCMJ. Yeah, that's right. That's what I said. Yeah, that's right. That's what I said. Hey, thank you, buddy. We appreciate it, Jason. Later. We love. Our military. We got a lot of military listeners. They know what's up. I love them. Yeah. Speaking of knowing what's up. What do you got? Padres. Again. Yeah, dude. Win again. Yeah. They go out and they beat the Rays last night 5-4. They are 13 games above 500. Oh, my gosh. Which is phenomenal. First time this season. Wow. Toppers, boy. They gone.
Hit a bomb last night. Yeah. Yeah. Will Venable hit a bomb. Chase Headley hit a bomb, too. Heath Bell got another save. They made some really good plays in the field, man. They look amazing. Mike, when was the last time we heard stuff like this? I know. That's what I was saying. Like, this is just, this is great. Like, I don't know when to, like, really get excited and freak out, you know? After the All-Star break. Yeah. All right. Maybe the kid's a good look after all. Hey, maybe you are. We're in first place, right? Yeah. And Dodgers are in second place, right? Yep. And they're on fire. I mean, not only do they have pitching, they got hitting, they got the whole deal. They're beating really good teams. Oh, wow. I mean, the Rays are a really strong American League East team. Keep it up, boys. Yeah, keep it up. Keep doing it. USA beat Algeria yesterday in professional keep-away, advancing to the second round of the World Cup. Can't help yourself. Yeah, I can't help myself. You know that. Here's Landon Donovan talking about their journey. Cut one. Landon. I've been on a long journey for the last four years, and I'm just shocked, and I'm so proud of our guys. Unbelievable.
It always has to be that thing in the background. I don't know how they keep their breath. Don't you love how really quick everyone is like, dude, did you see Landon? You didn't know who Landon was three days ago. Oh, I know. And I act like he's a household name. Dude, Donovan's amazing, right? Isn't he phenomenal? Isn't he phenomenal? Girls all think he's really cute now. And it's like, oh, man, here we go. Do the names John Eisner or Nicholas Mahut ring a bell? Of course they do. Do they? Well, they will after this week. These two guys have been playing each other at Wimbledon for two days. And neither of them is able to put the other one away. I thought you were going to say it was the chess championship of the world, 2010. At Wimbledon, you have to win by two. Okay, so two games. So a winner would be 6-4. I beat you by two. If you win the fifth game, well, now I've got to win the seventh. So 6-4, 7-5. Follow this, M1s, because this is crazy. These guys are tied at 59 to 59. That is ridiculous. So instead of 7 to 5 or 6 to 4, it's 59 to 59. How did it start? They started, I believe they started on Tuesday, suspended for darkness because it got dark. They don't have the lights. Got too late. Got too late. So they said, we'll come back tomorrow and finish. You guys are having a great battle. Well, they came out yesterday and they played again.
for, I believe, seven hours, and they played a total of 10 hours. They're still not done. Correct me. I may be wrong, and M1 will probably correct me. I think they may be playing, like, right now. Oh, my gosh. Would you ever want to be in their position? No. No way. Not only would I not want to be in their position, I wouldn't want to be a spectator. I'm sorry. I wouldn't want to sit there in hour five. How about a referee? How about the line job? What if you love tennis? Yeah. Five hours, 45. Listen, I love football. I don't want to be at a football game five hours and 45. Just like, I guess I'll go pee the third time. Yeah, but imagine being one of the players. You're like, okay. I'd rather play than sit. I'm so competitive. Could you imagine? You'd be like, this is getting out of control. What did your legs be giving out? I saw some highlights, man. They were literally scarfing sandwiches. Oh, my gosh. And they weren't giving them any like. Hey, why don't you guys go take a half hour, refuel, come back? No, it was standard rules, minute and a half between games. They're pounding sandwiches, bananas, drinking Gatorade, whatever. Actually, here's the Frenchman, Mahut, talking about their match, cut two. He's just a champ. You know, we have to fight. We're just fighting like we never did before. We're fighting like bears. Welcome back tomorrow and see ya.
Who's going to win that match? But it's just amazing. The crowd is just fantastic. Everyone wants to see the end, but they have to come back tomorrow. Probably tomorrow, if I don't win immediately, kill him. Somebody shoot him. Yes, somebody will bring out the musket. So I talked to a resident tennis expert, Park Maumann, back in Dallas, and he goes, hey, bro, this would be like playing an 80-inning baseball game. Unbelievable. 80 innings. I was like, Yeah, that's absolutely absurd. Except you're doing all the work. You don't have any other teammates. You know what I mean? And they are, it's insane. I watched this thing and I was like, come on. Somebody's got to get. Well, unlike baseball, if you're sitting in the outfield, you're just kind of standing there. You're standing out in the outfield. These guys are constantly in cardio movement. Absolutely. There's no question. I wonder when their next match would be after this one's wrapped up. Oh, I know. I know. Yeah, I didn't even think of that. One of them's going on. One of them's got to go on to play again, so it's crazy. Steven Strasburg finally lost a game. He got beat by the Royals 1-0. Oh, my. And he scores some runs. You know what he did? What? He didn't walk anyone, and he struck out nine. He has struck out 41 in his first four starts. Oh, my gosh. And then updating the news we had broken for you yesterday, Lawrence Taylor has been indicted on charges of rape and patronizing a prostitute. He's also been indicted on charges of...
endangering the welfare of a child, sexual abuse, and a criminal sexual act in the third degree. Oh, he's going to prison. Well, here's the deal. With all of this, they said the maximum sentence is four years. Maximum? Yeah, maximum sentence. He's staring down four years. He denies the charges. He is going to fight. Oh, my gosh. That's the information that I got. And then, finally, Yanks win in the 10th. Sox lose in the 9th. Really? Really? Way to go, Papa Bond. Woodsy will always let us know when those socks lose and those pinstripes win. That's just the way he rolls. I haven't heard anything about the Yankees in a while. What does that mean? They've won two in a row. They have the best record in baseball. Kid doesn't like to gloat, though. Oh, yeah. Doesn't he? Doesn't he? Good, Woodsy. Greg Dooley, brother. Greg Dooley, so tight. When we come back, we're doing something new, and you're going to like it. It's called...
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The new home of the Mikey Show. FM 94.9. What's he picking the music today with Lil Zeppelin? Welcome back to Mikey Show. Mikey Show comprised of five people. Here's the deal with the Mikey Show. There's myself, Woodsy, Lauren O'Brien, who played at the Comedy Store last night and killed. Big time. Sienna and Jay. What are we? A grassroots organization, ladies and gentlemen. As an M1, M1 is a Mikey Show listener. When you call in, you turn your radio down, get to the point, you don't cuss. Most of you have been with me for years, at least statistically. Here's what we ask of you as an M1, that you create new. That means that you go out into your workplace. It means that you tell your neighbors. It means that you tell people in all of your social networking sites that you listen to the Mikey Show and that they should too. The job of an M1 is to create more M1s.
And the way that we do it is genuinely through grassroots. It's called word of mouth. So we're going to do something new with you right now. And it's pretty cool. It's called the panel. Who's the panel? You're looking at them. Yeah, I'm looking at them right now. They're sitting right in front of me. Sienna, Woodsy, and Lauren O'Brien. It's a good looking panel. It is. It's a very Sprite looking panel this morning. Sprite. Sure it is. They're looking a bit rondy. Now, the idea of the panel is that you're going to have kind of rapid fire topics coming at them, and you're going to get to hear what they think about them. And in most of these cases, you're going to be hearing about it for the first time, or maybe not. But the first topic for the panel is this ridiculous Miley Cyrus business. If you don't know, Miley Cyrus...
is going on stage now basically dressed like a stripper. Now, if you haven't seen it and you think I'm kidding, I'm not kidding. Yesterday we were watching it. I said, you guys, is that too much clothes if you saw a stripper stepping on stage in that? And everybody was in agreement. No, it's probably what you'd see a stripper wear on stage. And her new deal is I'm going to shake it. I'm going to do the whole pumping the hips. Right? What do you call that? Rusting? Gyrating? Well, she does a thing like, you know, air humping. She does air humping. How old is she? Can we get a fact check? 17. She's six, seven years old, I know. 17. Yeah, there you go. It's a little gross. She doesn't really make that face when she does it, but okay, that's weird. That's weird. What? Oh, my God. She just looked at the camera. That was gross. It was so weird. I'm uncomfortable. What was it? Well, here's the thing, though. I'm going to dance like Britney Spears on crack and a couple of Spanish flies. Forget that part of it. The question is, is it lame? Because it almost seems so contrived. Listen, I want you to know that I am capable of intercourse. I'm not a little girl anymore.
I can slay if I want to slay. I can slay if I want to slay. It's just screaming that at your face. And so let's hit the panel. Sienna. I'm not mad at it. It doesn't upset me, but I think that she is ruining her career for herself because she's 17. I think, wait a couple years, but I understand, you know, she was Hannah Montana. She has these little girls who are growing up and she wants to grow up as well. Is it dorky? Is it dorky that she does this? I don't think it's dorky. No. I think that she has the wrong influences right now. But I think that she should put on a little more clothes. She doesn't need to be thrusting. She's good at what she does. Woods. I think she's terrible. I think she's unoriginal. I think everything she's done is unoriginal. She doesn't write her own music. You know how I feel about that. I mean, I think she's a joke. Nothing about it is cool. No. Nothing about the words Miley Cyrus are cool. Nothing. Has there been a pop star? Female pop star that you've ever thought is cool? Stevie Nicks. That's the last female pop star that you've thought is cool? That's it. So, basically, Miley Cyrus just bores the snot out of you. You have no idea, yeah. I mean, I try to pay her as little attention as possible. L.O.B. Yeah, I'm pretty ambivalent when it comes to Miley Cyrus, but I've seen the pictures and everything. I don't think she's, like, breaking the mold with what she's wearing. There's plenty of people that have worn it. I don't think it's that...
outside of the realm of the entertainment business to be wearing it. But I do know, like, when I was 17 years old and things started to kind of fall into place puberty-wise, I wanted to, like, you wanted to be like, oh, I'm going to dress sexy and I'm going to do all these things. Is it creepy because of her age? I think it's a little creepy, and I think what it is is there should be someone around her. If she's 17, there should be somebody else around her that steps in and says, look, that's going to be fleeting, that sexuality and everything. Yeah, it sells, but it doesn't last. Lamar Odom just won the NBA finals with the Lakers. Okay. He's married to which Kardashian? Khloe. Khloe Kardashian. You know the Kardashians. They're gorgeous. Yeah. They're Robert Kardashian's daughters. Yeah. They're really good looking. Bruce Jenner's their stepdad. Bruce Jenner's their stepdad. When Lamar Odom won game seven. The NBA finals. His wife, by the way, how long did they know each other before they got married? Weeks. They knew each other for a couple of weeks. They were married within 30 days of meeting, I believe. It's a publicity stunt. He just won the finals and his wife, Khloe Kardashian, bought him a $400,000 Rolls Royce as a gift for winning. Yes. Sienna. I think it's okay.
I mean, I know it's ridiculous and it's extreme, but I think those two together have so much money rolling in. And I know that they do do good things with it. I know that Chloe has volunteered her time and she does do stuff, which obviously there's charities that. Could have used that money. But it's her husband. What is her title as a, you know. She's a reality show. She has her own reality show. She's a reality show star. Yeah. Woods is banging his head against the mic. I know. I know. Whatever. But she does have a lot of money. He obviously has a lot of money. They've been married for nine months. They love each other. They're on their honeymoon, I believe, right now. Woods. Yet another family in America that we give entirely too much publicity or attention to. Lamar Odom should have bought Kobe Bryant that car. Because Lamar Odom didn't do. D in that whole series. Yeah. That's all I got for you, pal. L-O-B. I don't think it's really that shocking. I mean, if you watch Cribs, they've got like 18 Rolls Royce and all those different sports cars and everything. And obviously they have the money. And if that's something, you know, everyone always says, man, if I had a million dollars, I would buy this and I would buy that. And if you finally have those millions of dollars and you want to go get some fancy gift, just go for it. Lady Gaga.
was at the Yankees game, and she was also at the Mets game. She's been all over the news because of Jerry Seinfeld taking some shots at her. He said he hates her. He went off on her. And why? She was flipping off fans at the Mets game, wearing her pinstripes, which even Woodsy thought was stupid, and Woodsy's a Yankee fan. And she's wearing her Yankee gear, and even you think that's lame, right? Well, she had worn her Yankee gear with like a panties and bra at the Yankee game. Panties and bra. And then a studded rhinestone bustier at the Mets game. Right. So Jerry Seinfeld goes off on her. Jerry actually went on a New York radio station again. Or actually, not a New York radio station, excuse me. Sportsnet New York. I guess they broadcast the Mets games. And he had more to say. We tease the people about Lady Gaga. Yes. And I've got my David Wright Go Gaga for David finger. Right. This is the correct finger. Right. That we wanted to show to Lady Gaga. Giving out tonight. Let me tell you what happened and why I got upset. I didn't really get upset, first of all. Now, I think it's fair to say that we're all big fans of Lady Gaga. Lame out of it white guys in their mid-50s is her core audience.
But I'm very protective of my Mets fans. I love my Mets fans. And I did not like the finger. I thought it was a little disrespectful. Yeah, it was disrespectful. Sienna. Totally agree. It's so disrespectful. You don't go into some game and just start flipping off fans for no reason. And not to mention, what are you wearing? Put on some pants. Button up your shirt. Your fans are mainly young girls, and you're basically showing them to walk around naked. Put on pants. What's wrong with pants? Woods, are you... Go ahead. Well, I'm a Yankee fan, but I think I'm a baseball fan first. I think what she did was really rude and disrespectful, and I think that she's a talented person that is... Probably a little bit insecure and looking for some publicity, even though she doesn't need it. Don't most celebrities try to hide themselves when they go places? Is it shocking to you? Any of the stuff that she did? Are you shocked? Nothing shocks me anymore. Nothing. She pulled a rabbit out of her butt. I wouldn't have been surprised. That would be pretty shocking to me. I've never seen anybody do that, so that one might have. You've never been to Tijuana then, pal. That's true. You've done some things I've never even thought about doing. Haven't you been to Tijuana?
For food, yes. For food. L.O.B. Oh, man. I think Woods is right. She has talent and her songs are catchy and they're doing well enough. And, like, I just hate people that aren't famous for what their talents are. I like people like a Natalie Portman that just kind of slips under that paparazzi radar. And she's like, I'm just here to be an actress. And I just can't stand the shocking stuff that she does. I think she's an idiot. She's pulling the same stuff that, like, Marilyn Manson does. She kind of looks like him a little bit. Yeah. She does. I couldn't agree more with Seinfeld. There you go. That's our first panel. I like it. I liked it too. It gives me a fresh perspective and I get to know stuff that I didn't maybe know. 570-1949 is our number. You can weigh in about any of those topics if you want to. Those are the big things that are happening in your world. You might as well know about them and know that you're probably going to hear about them here sooner or later. Generally sooner. 570-1949 is the number. By the way, Sienna said something yesterday when we were at our show meeting and I go, stop, stop, stop. Save that. I want to hear about it on the air. So great. How old is your grandmother? My grandmother is in her late...
Well, should I not say? She's a grandma. She's really old, though, right? No, she's in her late 70s. Her older sister is really old. Is it the older sister we're talking about? Yes. Okay, how old is she? My grandmother's older sister, old enough to need someone to take care of her. Okay, so she's like in her 80s. Yeah. Okay. She lives in Fort Worth. Her name is Ona. Her name is Ona? Yeah. Okay. Fort Worth, Texas? Yes. Woo! This is what Sienna said yesterday that I go, wait, wait, wait. Tell this on the air. Her grandmother, or no, grandmother's sister has figured out how to solve the BP problem. She woke up one morning and was like, I got it. Let's make this right. I got it. I need to do something. So she calls my grandma. And my grandpa is a lawyer. So he's good at writing stuff out and everything. So classic. So she calls and she makes it, my grandpa's name is Buck. She says, Buck, they're all from Texas. Buck, I need you to write this plan out for me and I need you to send it to every big news station out there. Did she do it like that? Buck, I need you to do something for me, please? Yes, and she says, no messing around. This needs to be done right now. I have solved the solution to the oil spill. Before we hear it, just so you know,
He did, right? This was sent to news agencies. I don't think he could have not. She was very forceful over the phone. So what's her idea? Her idea. Which, by the way, I haven't heard it. No matter what it is, I'll consider it. And I think it should be considered. At this point? Well, okay, this was a few weeks ago. Like, she's since then received letters back from the news stations thanking her for her contribution and her efforts to help. So since then, there's been some, you know, updates on how much oil is leaking and how quickly it's coming out. So at the time, she felt that some underwater tractors. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. That don't exist? Underwater tractors that don't exist? Well, maybe there's machines that are like the tractors. Like, we know that there's robots down there. Like robotics. Yes. Underwater. Stick those bad boys down there. Why don't they just shovel up a bunch of sand and put it over the spill to plug it up because there's so much sand. You can't run out of sand. Of course. Underwater. Unlimited dirt. You know what I mean? So why not? So you just make a mountain of sand. Exactly. And plug it right up. Now here's my, this would be my question to Ona.
My question would be, well, now, Ona, isn't this the concept of a volcano? In other words, if I put dirt on top of it, won't it come billowing out the top of the dirt? Well, she thinks no. No. Because it's underwater. There's different pressures. Yeah, different pressures. You know, the sand, there's so much sand. Just keep piling on. Keep piling it. Yeah. Piling to the top of the ocean level. Yeah, to the water level. Yes. Yeah, so come up a mile with sand. Yeah. Hey, listen, I'm not going to rule that out. Absolutely not. Like what? Like we got a solution that's so smart. Like the 20 and 30 and 40 year olds working on it now got a solution. I know, but it's like, I love her for just being like, I need to do something about it. And it's like, I guarantee there's other people that have ideas and they're like, it sounds ridiculous. Hey, you know what? Listen, if there's somebody listening right now and you have heard or have a stupid idea how to play, call us. I'll hear it. 5701949. Listen, nothing is too. I said yesterday, I go, why are we against the idea of taking a lot of industrialized bubble gum and sticking it in there? Why? Is that so crazy? Is that so crazy? Because it'll stay in the stomach for like seven years. Seven years, Mike. It'll stay there for seven years. That's what I heard. The belly of the ocean. If you think that's a crazy idea, what's crazier, that or the idea of the people on the Jersey Shore starring in Twilight?
Yeah, check what happens to my abs in the sunlight. Whoa. The situation's so blinged out, it's sick, yo. Hey, Daddy, who is also the town sheriff. Wow. I don't trust that kid, fella. But, Dad, he's a totally ripped juice head. And plus, he's Italian. Italian, huh? Then how come he never smells like garlic? I'm 40. I feel 85. I don't even know anything. I don't understand. I know that the Jersey Shore, it's like a, it's MTV. What's the real world? I'll tell you what it is. Yeah, you tell me. What is it? It's a bunch of guidos and guidettes. What is that? Italian dudes. They're Italian. They can. They take care of themselves. They're from the New York area. And they go down to the Jersey Shore. They party. They fist bump. And you get all kinds of film crews. And they catch us on tape. You got to have hot bodies, too, right? Oh, yeah. You got to have abs.
You've got to have orange skin from tanning. Orange. What's up with the laundry? Why have I heard that? Laundry? Oh, it's important. You've got to be fresh. Always fresh. Fresh, clean, hot. So you do laundry every day? Every day. Every day. You've got to go to the gym. You've got to go to the gym. You've got to go to the gym. You've got to go to the gym. You've got to go to the gym. You've got to do laundry every day. GTL. That would be great if that could be mine. You know that? Yeah. You do that every day? No. No. I don't do any of the three. Me neither. MC Meldog. Except for the laundry, actually. You got some pretty nice nails. I do, always. Yeah. Every week, updating the nails. Yeah. I got the poof. Yeah. I'm doing the poof every day. She's all, like, hyper. Yeah. A lot of coffee this morning. Is it coffee or is it crack cocaine? It's crystal meth. Is it crystal meth? No. It's coffee. Oh, whoa. Wow. It's MC Meldog. Signing out. Thank you. It's MC Melbeth. Let's hear it from MC Melbeth. I love Matthew Melbeth. Yeah. M1 Matthew from Fallbrook. Yeah. What do you think? Oh, you were calling about an idea for fixing the well. Right. I had an idea a couple of days ago. You know how when you have like blockages in your arteries and they send that, I don't know what the name of it is. They send like a little... The stint. Yeah, they put a stint in there. Exactly, the stint.
And what it is, it blows it up to hold the arteries open. Yes. So why couldn't they get an industrial-sized stint, feed it through the pipe, and then expand it to block the hole from the inside? Absolutely brilliant. Yeah. What would the stint be made of? The stint would be made of balloon-like material just like it is now. Well, even any kind of mesh, you know, they make steel mesh. Yeah. I mean, you know, whatever. That'd be good. You know what else they can make it out of? What? Aluminum. That's right. They can make it out of aluminum. I've got an idea. Why don't they just plug the hole? Why, honestly? They should do the iPlug. They should be the best. The iPlug. The iPlug. That's right. Oh, my God. Plug it up. Here at Maple. That's right. What we thought here at Maple was we had a lot of garbage spewing into the ocean, which presented a problem to both environmentalists. And fish. And so what we decided was we've got to find a way for these different morons that work for BP to be able to plug it up. And so we went into a draft room and I said, first of all, it's got to be aluminum. It's got to be able to carry third-party applications, take pictures in five megapixels, and do it all wirelessly. Wow, that's amazing. That's how we created the iPlug.
Sounds amazing. Yeah, for the Baltimore Ocean. They should get Steve Jobs. Yeah, Mikey. Mikey's going to have one in his house. By the way, the latest thing that they're trying down there is listen to this. Did you hear about, yeah, speaking of morons at BP. Containment cap. They have little robots cruising around down there trying to help out. Of course they do. And one of the undersea robots accidentally. bumped a vent on the device, which they needed to shut off because it made all these little ice crystals form inside the cap. So they had to remove the cap yesterday. Luckily, now it's back in place. So oil was flowing everywhere. Oh, boy. I mean, who's controlling these robots? It just bumps right into it. There it is. There's a little robot down there. Working on it. Yeah, this happened yesterday morning around 9.45 a.m., and they had it back reinstalled and functioning again by 8 p.m. Oh, good. Yeah. That's what it sounds like when it works. You can just send us down there. Send me down there. Just get Jay on the case. I know it. You know what I mean? Also, oil has now hit Pensacola Beach. Is that right? Yes. Great.
Residents woke up to chocolate brown ooze all over the city. Chocolate brown. Chocolate brown is oozing out of the ground. So there is ooze as far as the eye could see. I used to say when I would enter the party. Crazy. That's a good one, Woodsy. Yeah, my Jerusalem. It's good. Isn't that good? Hell yeah. 570-1949. Check this. The dude had some of the same coffee as MC Meltdown. Obama's approval ratings. Up, down, the same. What? What do you think? It's going to surprise you. I'll tell you next. The Mikey Show now. 570-1949.
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Nice warm cup of it or a cool cup of it. Either way, it's good, and it's good for you. Surf-wise, over the next few days and this morning, especially looking at a small combination of southwest and west-northwest swells on a slow increase pattern, nothing really large to speak of, but definitely a little bit better than it has been in terms of size and shape. Running in the knee-to-waist chest-high zone on average now, maybe occasional plus at the standout combination spots, most open to the small directions. Overcast skies will greet you, but relatively calm winds, maybe a little north wind, so conditions, again, as mentioned, are clean. Water temp, fairly warm, too, in the mid-60s. That's not a bad thing. Beach break's looking to be your better bet right now with a smaller crust of combination of swells, pick-and-choose corners, pot-shot peaks, occasional steeper lined-up faces, but don't expect a whole lot of energy right now. Some of the top south-facing reef areas will improve at the lower tides, too, but right now, kind of fat and slow. So that's kind of the way it's laying out for the morning. For up-to-the-minute surf reports, forecasts, go to surfline.com. And for everything you need in order to go surf, check out one of South Coast Surf Shouts, five locations, or go online at southcoast.com. This surf report is brought to you by Guayaki Iremate, and it can only be heard three times daily right here on FM 94.9. This has been the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report. Mikey Show. Mikey. I get along better.
With women than I do with men. Sienna. I've always wanted to punch someone in the face. Woods. I do a lot of things I shouldn't do, pal. Lauren. I worked at Comic-Con. And Jay. I don't watch sports. I have nothing to do. If I'm not playing, I don't want to see it. This is The Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Oh, my gosh. What's he? What's he? Okay, first of all, let me tell you something about this song. Oh, my gosh. Mad. Let me tell you something. I almost... I've almost put... Oh, my God. Wait. I need to hear this. This is Woodsy's day, right? Yeah. Kids, pick on the music tape. Let me tell you. It's Paul Davis, and the song is called I Go Crazy. It's AM Gold. It's like AM Gold, right? Yes. AM Radio Gold from the 70s. Let me tell you something about this particular song.
I've almost put this on my mix a million times. First of all, I knew that I would get absolutely filleted like a salmon. And the other thing was, I thought, will anyone know this song? Yes. I didn't know it until the chorus. Oh, yeah. It's so embarrassing. It's a champ, but it's so embarrassing. So embarrassing. This is a turn down. They would play this at my roller skating rink when it was couple skaters. Oh, my God. This reminds me of such a specific era in my life with this type of music. You were a kid. You had to have been a little kid. I think I was... No, I guess I must have been about 12. Maybe I was younger. The J-Bone and I love this song. Love it. Paul Davis. I go crazy. Now, I got to say, it's a turndown. And what I mean by a turndown is, the other day...
On Sienna's mix, she put Mandolin Rain by Bruce Hornsby. Mandolin Rain. Yeah. And I said, oh, my gosh. I go, first of all, I would have never had the rock. Well, yeah, I put worse. Yeah. You put Kevin Federline on your mix. Yeah, you're done, by the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Popo Zow. Such a good song. Sienna put this on her mix the other day. And I go, you know what's so amazing about you putting on this? I go. I'm 40. I was driving in my car the other day a couple weeks ago. Had mandolin rain cranking in the car with a window stand. Pulled up to a red light and the guy in the lane next to me pulled up to the red light and I went like this. You're so embarrassed. Yeah, I was so humiliated and I waited and the light turned green and I waited for him to go and pull away and then I went.
And I was singing. I mean, I'm singing it, and then I get to the next red light. I do that, too. Who doesn't do that? And I don't care if the person in the car next to me is an 85-year-old woman. I don't want her to know I'm listening to Mandolin Rain. Because she would be pulling up listening to the same thing. See, to me, it just doesn't matter. I want to be alone with my Mandolin Rain. I don't want mandolin rain. Put your windows up. I don't want anyone to know. Mandolin rain. Mandolin rain. Oh, yeah. Well, I have kind of a gangsta side, and I like to listen to a little bit of hip-hop every now and again. Weird. And I like to drive through La Jolla and listen to it nice and loud. What are we talking, hip-hop? What are we talking? Everything. Tupac, Snoop. Really? Like, cuss words like you wouldn't believe. Really? And I turn it up loud in my car, and I have the windows down, and if I come up to a... stop sign or a bus stop and I see some people sitting at the bus stop. I'm like, turn it way down. I got my pistol point caught. I'm like, really, white girl? I have like a buffer set up.
on my CD. Like, cause sometimes I'll just go, I'll go like through the stations and I'll just like, I'm like, maybe I feel like listening to some pop music and I'll listen to whatever. And if I pull up at the red light, I instantly hit the CD button and pretend like I'm like, yeah, listening to Grateful Dead. That is great. Oh, that is great. I have so many of those, um, guilty pleasure bands. They're usually all like the Carpenters. I love the Carpenters. Me too. So I'll be riding in my car. Don't you remember? And I'm like singing and I'm like, whoa, easy. Chew up some Afghan wigs. This is the next track. What's up, dude? That's good. You got this album. Guys like, yeah, dude, that's a good. It's probably their best album. Yeah, absolutely. Later. And you go back to the Carpenter. Don't you remember?
I love it. It's a great idea to have the next track. I know. I didn't even think of that. Just have it set. Huge Beach Boys fan. Yeah. Huge Beach Boys fan. No, you are not. Dude, I love the Beach Boys. Pet Sounds. Don't be asked. Yeah. Yes. One of the greatest songs ever written, if not the greatest song ever written. I'm not embarrassed about Love of the Beach Boys. Yeah, if you could rock this, everybody would be, yeah. Well, we are in California. I still wouldn't. I still wouldn't. You can't pull up to a light with this going. Oh, I would 100% know this one. If you live at the beach, come on. Listen, I'm not saying that it isn't cool, because the Beach Boys are cool. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying I'm giving you my honest reaction. If I pulled up to the red light, I personally. I'm going to wait. I would absolutely turn. Really? Everybody's going surfing. Really? I'm going to play that song. They do. They do. But it doesn't mean it's okay for me. Best of bread. I found a diary underneath the tree. Oh, that is the case. Oh, it is. But it makes me. It just takes me back. Baby, I'm going to want you. This is it? Baby, I'm going to need you. Well, this is bread. I want to make it with you. I love this song. By the way.
Bread. Bread. That's the name of the band? Yeah, that's the name of the band. You have to be 100. Which, by the way, when they did it, when they named the band, you know they were like, that's what they called money. Yeah. And so at the time that they named the band, they probably thought that was the hottest name. That was so cool. Dude, let's call the band Bread. Bread. Because we'll be making bread. We're going to feed the people bread of life and music. Bread, yeah. Either that or that. Right. We're either going to call the band Bread or Mana. Mana. Because we're feeding them. Bread from heaven. Maybe it's the best thing since sliced bread. Sliced bread. Bread. And now on the main stage, I know you all came here for Independence Jam. We want to welcome bread. Man, I would go for sure. Cake's delicious. Oh, listen to this. Oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah. I can see Jay. I so see Jay. I see Jay. I see Jay driving in a VW van, blasting a jerk, listening to Beret. I see him in like a Ford pickup truck. M1 Riches from Carmel Valley. Come on now. Good morning. Whatever the heck you want to blast. No way. Judge you guys.
I still listen to Backstreet Boys. Nothing wrong with that. I'm sorry. Nothing wrong with that. And I blast it. I know Millie Vanilla, huh? Come on. I love them. Hey, listen. Millie Vanilla. Hey, listen. I'll admit it. You're more brave than we are. Oh, me too. I'm just not that brave. I just thought of another one. What? That J-Bone and I will blast in the car. What? P.M. Dawn. I'm not embarrassed about that. P.M. Dawn. I would turn that down. All day long. There's only a few things that I actually turn down. Now, did you say yours? Well, it'll be, like, sometimes it'll be the hip-hop stuff. Sometimes, like, I'll be like, yo, I'll tie you on whatever. Oh, my. Really? Because sometimes I'm in the car and I'm tired, so I need to turn on those pop songs to get myself pumped up. And it's hard to be a music snob all the time, isn't it? Yeah, it really is. It is. I wouldn't know. It's hard to be cool all the time, LLB. Don't you agree? You know, it's a tough job. It is. Sometimes you've got to take a break. Have you guys, you know, we talk about the Crazy Heart soundtrack. Oh, man. Oh, gosh. I've had to turn that down multiple times. Why? I'd just switch it. I switch it to a different track. Some of them around there are like really hokey. Yeah, I wouldn't turn that down. I wouldn't turn Crazy Heart down. Maybe this one, I think he's, if I know, if I think. If he plays what I think, he's going to. I thought I had it on here. Maybe I don't. You do. Such a good soundtrack.
Gave it to my dad for Father's Day. It is so good, isn't it? You should give him the CD and DVD pack. I gave him the DVD for his birthday. He got the CD. He was stoked. There are so many songs on that CD. There's 22 tunes on that, and you get your money's worth for sure. 570-1949. Give us a call right now and tell us what is your turndown stuff. That's the song. Yes, that's it. That is it. Yeah, I turned that one down. Yeah, I turned that one down. That's a little hokey, dude. It's way hokey. That's Buck Owens, though. Buck Owens is still pretty cool. It's so funny. I was talking up. There's a band that we play on the station called Mumford & Sons, and I almost went to their show, and I've been, like, talking them up to my sister. She borrowed my car, and I had the Crazy Heart CD in my car, and that song was, like, the last one that was on. So when she started it.
She was like, man, I thought that that was Mumford & Sons. And I was like, man, you have been talking up. This crap man. Oh, man. This crap man. That's hysterical. 570-1949. I also turned down. I turned down. What? What? What is it? My vertical horizon stuff. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, me too. Me too. My tonic, my third eye blind. I'll turn that stuff down. Third eye blind. You played something the other day, yesterday, in the car that I was surprised you had. Better than Ezra. Better than Ezra. It was our 8 o'clock album last night. It was so good. Not that song. I was surprised that you had it. I love that album, Deluxe. It was our 8 o'clock album. I gave it to Jada Byrne. It's so good. Yeah, I'll play this every once in a while. Come up to a red light. Oh, sorry, man. How you doing? I'll tell you what, I have this on my iPod. And I put my iPod on shuffle when I run. Yeah. And I'm like sometimes embarrassed when I don't skip it on my iPod, even though I'm the only one that can hear it. But I'll be like, this is a good song. You're running to stuff you're embarrassed of and no one even knows. I had a big one too. Do you remember the Sean Mullins? Everything. Yes. That is a great song. I would turn that thing down. When it came out, I loved it.
I love it. That's fantastic. I like Nashville with a tan. Yeah, what is that? I love it. I want dudes to call. 570-1949. We'll take the ladies, too. But I want to know specifically, guys, when you drive up to a light, what's your turndown stuff? M1 Megan, are you there? Hey, how's it going? Good. Good. So, my turndown music, I sing classical opera. Oh, wow. It's really embarrassing when I'm at a red light and I'm practicing and someone looks over at me and I have to turn it down because, you know. Yeah, you have to. That's really funny. It's just kind of embarrassing. I mean, no one really wants to hear classical opera music in the car, you know. Hey, Megan. People get in the car with me. It's embarrassing. Megan, I want to hear some classical opera music right now. Can you do it? Can we hear what it sounds like? Oh, my God. I just woke up. It doesn't matter. Bumblebee, bumblebee. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's really hard when you don't warm up, but... It's all right. We believe you. We'll be forgiving. Okay, here's one. Let's see. It's beautiful. I was, like, so nervous for you. I heard the first note. I was like, she's got it. Oh, my God. You sound like an angel. We have got to figure out some sort of a bit.
where we incorporate M1 Megan singing the classical music. We've got to. That's great. Yeah, we've got to have her singing, like, cheesy pop songs in that voice. Yes! Megan, what about that? What if we had you come in and do Lady Gaga in that voice? Whatever you want. Nice! I'm going to put you on hold. We're going to get your number. Cool. I've totally done the classical stuff too, especially now people say it's good for your baby to hear, like make some smarts. I'm like, oh, okay, I'll listen to all that stuff. I turned really loud so the baby could hear it. Yeah. Really? Yes. M1 Big John from Chula Vista. You there? Hey, what's going on, Mikey? What's going on, dude? I drive my slammed S10 down, you know, and then I'm rolling down. the street with my brand Adams, everything I do for you. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh, he's got his big giant four by four and he's rocking this right here. Slam down. That's great. And then when you, as soon as you drive out though, of that red light, there you are going, look into my eyes and you. Yeah, we all know the words. Red light. Yeah, every one of us knows the words.
It's beautiful. Robin Hood. It's Robin Hood. My keywords are holding hands. Wow, really? Now he reaches for Lawrence to, like, not feel as bad. We're all holding hands. You guys, this is getting really weird. We're all holding hands. This is so creepy. That's Jay. Look at Jay. I'm so pissed off. Jay just put his nipples up. So weird. So weird. So weird. Jay lifted up his shirt. So weird. Rubbing his sniffles. So weird. You want to be left out. Chris is weirded out. Yeah, Chris is like, I don't want to be a phone screener. I don't want to be a phone screener. He's like, is K-Son hiring a phone screener? Mikey, do you notice I haven't stopped playing yet? Notice I'm still singing along. Do you remember when I was staying at your house? Yeah. Dude. He's staying at my house, right? Yeah. You're going to think that this is a made up story. It's not. I remember where we were. We were on Nordahl. We were driving on Nordahl. And I said the topic of Miley Cyrus came up. The topic of music came up. But specifically Miley Cyrus. And I go, dude, I go just between me and you. I'm like, party in the USA. I'm like, really? Phenomenal. I'm like, it's not catchy. It's not catchy to you. And Woodsy goes, no. And I go, really, bro? I go, because.
for whatever reason, I think it's catchy. I go, I'm just being honest with you. He goes, Mikey, not at all. No part of it. It's the stupidest crap I've ever heard in my life. And I'm like, ah, dude, I go, you're making me feel so bad because I really do think it's catchy, right? I can't get sick of it. So, he was staying at our house. And so, the next morning, I get up, walk into my office, and... My iTunes has opened up. Oh, my gosh. And guess who had been going through my iTunes? Oh, my gosh. Woodsy. Woodsy. And guess what song he had been listening to? Oh, that's right. And I go, and I go, I walk up to that computer and I go, are you kidding me? And Woodsy didn't even try to fight it. He goes, oh, my God. Oh, my God. But it was your iTunes song. Oh, my gosh. Dude, heaven. Slays me. I got goosebumps right now. I would just like to say, if I was dating a guy and I went to go borrow his car, and when I turned it on, he had the Bryan Adams CD in, I'd be all the way in. Would you really? I would. Listen to this velvet. Oh, I love it. That's why it's on my items. But the same guy who was giving me grief. Oh, Bryan Adams is not in the same league as Miley Cyrus. Come on.
It's all stuff you'd hear on Kixi, okay? Oh, no way. It is. It's all Kixi music. I love that song. Bryan Adams is great. Oh, I got no disagreement with that. How about this one? At least I received that. She used to go to all the concerts. Whose sister wasn't a big Bryan Adams fan? Bon Jovi, Bed of Roses, you know that song? Is it really embarrassing, though, to listen to Bon Jovi? Yeah, that one. Is that new Bon Jovi? It's a love song. We're getting some good ones, man. We're getting some good ones calling in. M1 Winder. Oh my gosh. Winder? Winder, by the way, I don't even have it on my iTunes to be able to sample it. I don't have it on my iTunes to be able to sample it when you say it. This is coming from a guy with a tramp stamp.
Well, that should be stated. That should be stated. I love you, Winder. We love you, Winder. He's tatted up. Surfer. However, on the small of his back, he does have a tramp stamp. It says Winder. It says Winder. By the way, the last time we saw him, he was surfing. He had his shirt off, and I walked by him, and I took my index finger and along his tramp stamp, I went. Oh, my God. Michael, that didn't creep him out at all. Oh, my gosh. Go ahead. Tell everybody what your turndown music is at the Red Light. The Red Light, the beach, everywhere. It's Culture Club. You really want to hurt me. Oh, my gosh. I love that song. Are you kidding me? My turn. Love it. Wow. He loves it. Wow. Good call, Winder. If this was on the radio, I would listen to the whole thing. Yeah, but two dudes. What if me and Winder were driving to the beach? Because both of us would be singing and probably enjoying ourselves. Of course you would be. I'd be like, Winder, turn it down. Turn it down. Turn it down. Turn it down. No, wait. I'll turn it up, bro. Why don't I turn it up? Why don't we sit closer? That's so great. Winder, that's great, dude. That's a great one. Thank you. Later, guys. Bye. Thank you for the call.
570-1949 is our number. Sorry. Sorry, we're a little out of sequence. A little out of sequence. It's my fault. Is it? Little Oasis. Did you guys know that there is a illness at what they're calling epidemic levels here in California? You don't know. I didn't know. I read it this morning and went. Are you kidding me? Santa looked at me, didn't say anything, just shook her head. Yep. We will tell you what it is next. Voice be heard on The Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949. Or shoot him a text. 949mikey at gmail.com. More coming up on FM 94.9. This is the FM 94.9 Bud Light Concert Calendar. Yeah, first things first.
The FM 94.9 Independence Jam coastal invasion is coming to the Oceanside Pier Sunday, August 29th. Here's his plan. Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Rogue Wave, the Wigs, Delta Spirit, and on the Casbah Local 94.9 stage. The silent comedy with the nervous records, the burning of Rome, and White Apple Tree. Tickets for the Independence Jam Coastal Invasion go on sale this Friday, FM949SD.com or IndependenceJam.com. They'll be $30 with no additional service charges. And in other news, you can see Switchfoot at the fair this Thursday night or head downtown to Flux and see Dirty Sweet Scarlet Symphony. And the Howls. The Temper Trap just announced a San Diego date. They'll play House of Blues on August 4th. Tickets go on sale Friday. The Pixies will play Remak Arena September 26th. And Vampire Weekend also just announced a date they're playing Soma September 28th. So there you have it. We'll see you at Indie Jam.
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One of the cars is overturned. They're waiting on a tow truck. Looks like the 805 northbound between Balboa Avenue, Governor Drive, it's stop and go this morning. And we've got some delays here on that 15 southbound between Carmel Mountain Road and Poway Road. This report, it's also brought to you by Chevrolet. Right now is a good time to switch to an award-winning Chevrolet, including the Consumer's Digest Best Buys like Malibu, Traverse, and Silverado Halfton. Your switch to Chevrolet starts at ChevyDealer.com. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. KBZT San Diego, a Lincoln Financial Media Station. The new home of The Mikey Show, FM 94.9. If you want to play the Ding Dong Singalong, call right now, 570-1949. The way the Ding Dong Singalong works is we're going to play you a song, be a guy or a girl. The song will abruptly stop when that song stops. You take over singing it. It's called the Ding Dong Singalong. Been doing it for years, only under a different name. Now it's called the Ding Dong Singalong, and it's changed slightly. And we'd love for you to play it. So give us a call, 570-1949. And we do have a prize. What we got is a prize for that, Jay. The prize is a UFC prize pack, which includes the Ultimate Fighting Championship, Ultimate Knockout 4, DVD, hat, and shirt. It's a $45 value. Dude.
That's rad. 570-1949 if you want to play the Ding Dong Singalong. You just have to know music. The only thing that is the rule with the Ding Dong Singalong is when the music stops, you must begin. What you can't say is, I didn't hear it. And are we all set up here on the board? This thing's all set up, Jay, for them to be able to hear? I'll come double check, but yes, I think it is. And you also have to be creative if you don't know the words. Yes, you do. Just say something. Yeah, you got to come up with something. You got to make something. Don't give us that bit. We don't want to hear your bit. I can't hear it. I can't hear it. I don't hear a thing. Let me clean out your ears. Yeah. Let me do that. I don't want to hear your bit today. I'm not in the mood. Okay, Dad. By the way, so you know, Woodsy and I will be grilling against each other, putting my favorite sauce up against his favorite sauce downstairs in about a half an hour. My mouth is watering. 570-1949. And I'm actually excited to get to taste this sauce finally. He has a sauce called Dale's that he likes. I have a sauce called Basque that I've been using for years. If I could beat Bobby Flay, surely I can beat Woods. There's no way. So Sienna's really going to be the only person eating the meat. That's right. Oh, yeah. And Lauren and...
Jay are going to be eating the chicken. Yeah, I'll have some chicken. Chris will be able to taste. Chris is our phone screener. Does he eat meat? Yeah, Chris, are you... I think he's on the phone. Do you eat meat, Chris? Definitely eat meat. Atta boy. Let me go. Just remember your boy, Woods. Dale's. Make it right. And now, remember your boy... Hey. But you're not going to tell us which is which. I thought. Yeah, we're not going to tell you. It's a taste test. We're not. It's blind. Yeah, that way we don't know. It's a blind taste test. So Jay's going to need to know when he presents it to everybody. Yeah, there's going to be... We'll dice it up into little cubes. Yeah, we'll have A and B. A and B. We'll do it that way. I'll take the Pepsi challenge with the any day of Maki. Yeah, Maki. I'll put my dales up against yours any day. You know why? Because I'm from Texas. Really? We know our meat in Texas. I spit everywhere. That's right. Gross. I'm going to do this, Marky. I'm going to do it right. Really? Make it right. Make it right. Make it real sweetly, Marky. I'm going to lay down that meat in front of these girls real sweetly. Sweetly. Five people on the show. Myself. My name's Marky. These are all idiots.
Maki. Oh, by the way, just so everybody knows, Woodsy's wife, Jamie, said to me, Maki stuff. Any emails and texts I've gotten from home, they're like, genius. I'm like, perfect. His wife loves it. Perfect. So, I'm Maki. I'm the host of the show. That's Woodsy. That's Lauren O'Brien. That's Sienna. And that's Jaybird, our producer, over in the next room. Yeehaw. Let's see. Howdy ho, neighbor. Oh, I did not tell you this. And I told you I was going to tell you. So Obama's approval rating, Sienna, up, down, the same. What are they? Dropped 5% to 45%. Oh, wow. Yes. From the Wall Street Journal's poll. Doesn't help with the oil spill and the high unemployment rate. No, there's all kinds of things that are making it bad. There's a lot of things going on that are making the approval ratings bad. Let's see. Okay, and then I said illness at epidemic levels here in California. Scary. What is it?
Whooping cough. Whooping cough. Whooping? Whooping cough. There's a W. I know, but I say whooping cough. Why? Whooping. I don't know why. Whooping. It's whooping cough. Yeah, no, it's getting really, really serious. Just in California alone, there's been 910 confirmed cases. This time last year, only 219. And there's also an additional 600 cases being investigated. There have been deaths. It's really hitting hard with babies. So if you're around a baby, you need to make sure that you have gotten the shot. It's a booster shot. And they say, you know, even if you have already gotten it. They say it can wear off after five years. So go get checked out. You want, you know, I believe you can get it for your baby too. Yeah. My sister didn't want to get any vaccinations for her baby. And she went in and they told her that it's, hey, it's going around. So she got that. But I didn't know that maybe I should be getting that. Yeah. It says immunity can begin fading five years after immunization. So let's see. Get that checked out. I'm trying to find here a example of it because they say that they, I'm on YouTube.
I can't believe you can die from it. Yeah. It's a bacterial disease that infects the respiratory system. Yeah. Just a common cold. Let's see if we can find that. Oh, no. Well, we want to know what it sounds like. My water literally broke. I gave birth to a very healthy baby boy. And when I kissed him for the first time, I passed pertussis right on to him. Perfect. Pertussis is very serious for infants. We need to put a cocoon of safety around them. By vaccinating the people who share the air with them. It literally almost killed my baby. And it was completely preventable. Check with your provider to see if immunization is right for your family. Well, our boys are 10 months old. I don't even know. I got to find out. Any vaccines? You don't know? I don't know if they've been... I know that they... I think that they have. Pertussis is the medical name for it. But they say anyone that is near babies, if you're a caregiver, if you're a parent, if you're a nanny, if you're anyone that's around babies, you need to make sure you have this shot right now, especially in California, because it's so huge. Wow. I'm going to tell Rebecca we got to do it. Yeah. Let's see. So we'll be going down, doing the grilling challenge here in just a minute. Let's do...
the Ding Dong Singalong. And I even have a Ding Dong Singalong open. Here we go. That's great. All right, you call us right now, 570-1949. Got a UFC prize pack ready to go for you. And first up is M1 John from Santee. How are you, John? Good, how you doing? I'm doing good. All right, so here's how the Ding Dong Singalong works. I am going to play you a clip. The clip is going to abruptly stop. When it does, you take over. The only rule here is that I don't want to hear that you can't hear it because I know you can. Okay? And the other thing that I don't want you to do is I don't want you to do nothing. You must do something. You must sing something. Even if you have to make up your own words, you must be creative. Are you ready? Yep, sounds good. Here we go.
the word, but I can't come to mind. Now, I'm going to... Such a good dude. I am going to allow you to win. Wow. The reason I'm going to allow you to win, by the way, is because you followed the rules. Yes, you did. You followed the rules. You didn't just do nothing. You actually gave me something, and actually, you did it on the melody. Yeah. It was great. Yeah, so... I know, but I... I'm going to make you a winner, so hang in the line, all right? Awesome. Thank you. I was using very, very... loose discretion there. But I want the guy to, at least he followed the rules. He fought through it. He gave us a nice visual of what he's up to. I know exactly where he is and what he's up to. I just want to know what he's eating. Still serving breakfast. M1 Rob from San Diego. You there? I'm here. How you guys doing? Doing good, man. Hopefully you do a little bit better here. Again, you... I'm sure you would have knocked it out of the park.
All I'm telling you is I don't want to hear nothing. You got to do something and be creative, will you? All right. I'll do my best. Hopefully you actually know the words. Here we go. You think I'd crumble? You think I'd lay down and die? Well done, dude. Absolutely amazing. I can open arms, but I'll throw down a little. Hey, listen. Dude, he was on key and everything. Well done. You did fantastic. Hang on the line, will you? Thanks. Oh, man. That was killer. That was a little sweet tart right there. Yeah. Fantastic. M1 Victor from Home Depot is on the line with us right now. Victor, how are you? How are you? I'm doing good. How are you guys? We're doing fantastic, bro. All right. So the song is going to play. It's going to stop abruptly. When it does, we need you to be creative and do something. Are you ready? I'm ready. Here we go. Love Shack, I want to go to the Love Shack. I don't know the words.
to this song, but I'll try it anyways. There we go. Hey, listen. If I'm going to make that other guy a winner, I got to make you a winner, dude. So good job. There you go. Hang on the line. Wasn't exactly... Everyone's a winner and they don't sing a lot. He knew the song, so we got to give him that. You get a car. You get a car. M1 Vanessa from Vista. How are you? Hi, good morning. I'm great. How are you? I'm good. It almost doesn't seem fair to give you this song because I can't think of a woman in the world that wouldn't be able to pick up where this song leaves off. But Vanessa, here we go. Are you kidding me? Sienna. Sienna. I think I've heard it before. What? Yeah, Madonna. I'm crazy. For my time, I think.
I know all the words that say. Let me just ask you a question. Let me just ask you a question. How old do you feel when a young, good-looking girl says to you, you know what, may have been before my time. Yeah, perfect. May have been before my time. It's not like it was Count Basie or something. No, Madonna never owned any Madonna. Wow. Hang on the line, Vanessa, will you? Hang on the line. Well done. Britney Spears was the big one when I was in middle school. You know what? One of these days, Sienna, you're going to hear some snappy little young 20-something go, Britney Spears, probably before my time. My sister, who's in high school, makes fun of the music I listen to. Sienna, how do you listen to that crap? I know. Let's do one more. M1 Nick from Chula Vista. You there? Hey, what's up? Nick D. Too much. You ready to do this? I am. Let's go. I need you to put your guy hat on, bro. I need you to get all roided up as you listen to this one. Oh, dear. Pick up where it leaves off. It's Sean with still awe. Comes in late. He comes whenever he wants. He doesn't care as much. Doesn't he? I'm going to sing. I'm going to sing. We boot this clown right now. He's a winner.
That was fantastic. Oh, my gosh. That would have been great. Oh, my gosh. Oh, that's funny. Holy cow. I miss Sean. Who's this clown right now? He loses. Oh, my gosh. He loses. Hang on the line, buddy. Hang on the line, Nick. He's a winner in my book. Oh, my gosh. Sorry I'm dynamic. I'll play sound effects all day, okay? Is that right? Ah! Woods, you were late to work. Sorry I don't push buttons all day. Kid's dynamic. Sean, we're still on the show. Holy cow. Woods doesn't care. He comes whenever he wants. I can just hear Sean's laugh now. Somewhere on the internet right now, Sean is going... Sounds amazing. Oh my gosh. To like over there in Perfectville, right? Yeah, what's it like, Sean? 570-1949. That was. That was funny. That was a best of moment right there. Was it? Yes. Yeah, it was. It was. Well done, man. Hey, the guy was creative. You know what I mean? The guy was creative. 570-1949. This is a question that David Spade has actually had to deal with quite a bit. And it's not a question that I would want to have to deal with.
I mean, yeah, sure. The guy's famous and all that. But do you really want to be asked this in almost every interview? You're a lady killer. I mean, you get all these most gorgeous women go out with you. Heather Locklear was one girlfriend you had, right? Right, right, right. Padma Lakshmi. That's the latest they have you linked to. They think that. Or do you just like her cooking? Were you guys mad at each other that day? No, that's what... The question is... How do all these hot girls go out with you? I know. I mean, after all, you are a monstrous, you know. Disgusting. Yeah, crustacean that crawled out of the ocean, apparently. I mean, all three of those girls, they wouldn't even let him answer. They're like, hey, what about this? Hey, what about this? I know. There's got to be something about him. Is that the view? Yeah. Of course it is. Yeah. It's like a chicken coop. Yeah. The only reason I'm playing it is because, you know, it's the whole hot girls going out with. Not the greatest looking guy. I want to know. I don't even, see, I don't think David Spade, he's 50 times better looking than I am. He's famous. He's famous. He's famous. Oh no, we're going to be in a picture together. Because she was just in town. I knew her from, I met her at the Emmys last year and she was nice. And so.
When she was in town, we said, let's have dinner. Oh, so you're not dating her? No, no, no. So are you guys dating? Heather was hot. Heather is hot. Heather's great, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so what is the attraction? Because you're cute, as I pointed out to you before, but you're very cute. Yeah. Yeah, she's a real peach. You look in the mirror lately? Stupid. Because you're cute, but you're not attractive. I don't question it too hard. Let me tell you. David Spade's story. This was 1993. Lived in Rochester, New York. Worked for a radio network. David Spade came into the studio. It was 8 o'clock at night. He had like Chinese food with us. This was when David Spade had just come on Saturday Night Live. Came in the studio. There was nobody in the radio station except for me, Eddie, a couple other guys that were working like, you know, doing board stuff. And this one news girl, she was... Gorgeous. Drop dead gorgeous. Her name is Kathy Kriz. Remember this day? Kathy Kriz. She was probably 23 years old, still in like broadcasting school, that kind of deal. Creeper. I witnessed for myself David Spade flirt with this girl for five minutes. Now, the kind of part of the story is.
She was engaged to be married, so there wasn't going to be any kind of hooking up. I wasn't there. But what I will tell you is that that guy was good. That sounds familiar. Yeah. Some people just have it. Woodsy's got it. We've talked about it before. You either have it or you don't. I had it. Well, you're married. I think you still have it. You just don't use it because you're married. Bark Mountain has it. Bark Mountain has it. Bark Mountain has it real good. A little bee knows. Hey, listen, I had to develop it because I wasn't pushing girls' hairs to the side and kissing their neck like the guy that called in the other day. I don't have that, okay? He was at the show last night. What? Yeah. He was at your comedy show last night? He was? Yeah, he pulled the edible move on me. No, he did not. He did. He pushed your hair to the side? He couldn't get everything out. Yeah, I was waiting for that. Because I didn't give him a chance to. But he motioned me over with his little finger. And I went, me? And I motioned to myself. And I looked behind me on both sides. And he's like, yeah, shaking his head. Calls me over. And I'm looking at him. I'm like, he's vaguely familiar. And I go over. Because we saw him on Facebook. Yeah, he called in. And we're friends on Facebook. And so he throws my hair over my shoulder to the side and goes in to say it. And I go, ah!
I knew it. No way. I knew it was you. Holy cow. How was it? I didn't mind it. I mean, I didn't let him get all the words out. Some people can just do it. He's a good looking guy. That's amazing. I had to develop rap, man. You know, Woodsy's got that. And David Spade, he had it. I'm telling you, I watched him do it. Guy's got a mouthpiece on him, dude. That's all you need, bro. Yeah. You need any of the mouthpiece. Sometimes you need a little bit more. No. Well. Boy, I got buddies that are, you know, look like the backside of a toilet. They can talk their way into anything, man. Some people can, yeah. 570-1949. Okay, here's what we're going to do. We are going to take this break, and Woodsy and I are going downstairs right now. And when we come back, you're going to hear us on the phone from downstairs where we will be in front of a grill. This is going to be weird. Yeah. I know it. Who's going to sit right there? Jay is. Oh, gosh. Jay's going to be where I am. And he's going to, Jay will run the controls. And when we come back, we will begin the cooking challenge. It's my sauce, the Basque sauce up against Woodsy sauce, the Dale's sauce. And it'll be next. Pearl Jam, breathe.
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Okay, and we're back with the Mikey Show. Mikey and Woods are on location out by my truck with the barbecue pit. How's it going out there, guys? Here we go. Are you there? Can you hear me, guys? I can hear you. You sound like you're in a stadium. Yeah, how can we? Hi, gang. Hi, Woods. Kids shook it up real good down here for you. I can't wait. Maybe give Mike your phone. Woods, give Mike your phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can't hear him. Sounds like there's 85 Mikeys. Yeah. 85 Mikeys. Yeah, just go with Woods' phone. We'll just go with one phone. Hi, Dave. Oh, much better. Thank you. Oh, yeah. Hi. You just want to take a mic? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you great. Much better. Okay, yeah. Well, we are outside grilling, and Woods has already complained that my side of the grill... It's better than his. Oh, my. Weird. Of course he has. Which I don't understand because his is cooking. I'm pushing your stuff over to mine. You have the better side. Then I'm putting my stuff over here. Oh, my. Romance. Romance. Get your stuff all the way from mine. Get your meat off mine. Uh-oh. Oh, weird. This is their bromance song.
They don't like that their meat is touching each other. Oh, I bet. All of a sudden, the show takes a turn for the worse. Let me paint a picture for you guys. Let's hear it. Basically, Jay has retrofitted his truck with a grill. Get out of here. Yeah, what I mean is it's like a whole towing kit. Isn't that right, Jay? Yep, it just fits right into the hitch of my truck. And I can't take full credit for it. It's a Freedom Grill. I do a double dip with my tri-tip where I dip it back into the bathtub and then I put it onto the grill, which Woods criticized. Woods, what was your issue with that? You were calling me a clown. It's just a clownish move. All right. Why is that clownish? By the way, I have to say, Woods steak looks absolutely delicious. It does.
Well, I don't even want to describe it because I don't want who to know. I don't want anybody to know. Yeah. We're doing a blind taste test. We're doing a blind taste test. And, Woods, you want to give people an insight into your style and what you're doing here? My style is just really watching the meat. Yeah. Meat glazer. Nurturing the meat. That's what I do. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. You want to hear about this 95-year-old guy's workout plan? Yeah, I want to hear about it. It's going to make us all feel really bad about ourselves. What? Want to hear about the cig that Woods is blasting? He's blasting a cig. Ew. He just lit up a fresh cig while we're out here talking. Oh, man. Don't let that get on the steak. Don't worry. Okay, so, yeah, tell us about the 95-year-old person's workout. His name is Merrill Matzinger. He's 95 years old. He lives in Salt Lake City. This guy is going to make us all look real bad.
That's another name that's kind of gone by the wayside. Merrill. I know. For men. I know. This guy, I saw a picture of him. He looks like he's 75. Really? 95. Maybe he's even 70. This guy is, like, ripped. And he wakes up every morning and does 1,500 stomach crunches. Oh, my God. That's sexy. Yeah. Yeah, that's his main go-to thing. And just like when I read his birthday, I was like, this is unbelievable. I mean, I know he's 95, but his birthday is May 10th, 1915. Wow. Like, doesn't that just seem... 1915. I know. So this guy is legally blind. And for the last 20 years, he says he can only remember missing a daily workout only one time. And it's because he was moving. Wow. I dated a couple of the survivors from the Titanic. I know. I feel lazy. I know. So, yeah, this guy, I'm like, here I am salivating over the steak that's about to come up. I haven't done anything. This guy's doing his crunches right now. Pretty sure I went to preschool with that guy. 1,500 crunches? Is that what you said? Yes. He works out between 30 minutes to an hour and a half every day. Doesn't take a break. Yeah. Oh, I'm talking. Nice.
What else? Do they tell you, like, what he eats and all that stuff? No, no. Just, like, his go-to thing is the 1500 stomach crunches, which is a lot. It's more than Britney Spears did when she was in her top shape. See, I think that's great, the 1500 crunches and everything. I just want to know what he eats. Of course. I'm sure he eats healthy, too. He's 95. He probably eats a lot of dales. Well, Mike, yes. Mike, you already do 1,500 crunches, so. Yeah, I mean, it takes me the whole day to do 1,500, though. Whole week. Maybe 1,500 crunch bars. It's a roast up here. Oh, wow. 100% right. What else? What else is going on in this? Well, there is some controversy over the homeless stickers in OB. Have you heard about that? Yeah, now, we didn't really. We didn't really touch on the first part of it, so we've got to kind of let everybody know what the initial controversy is, and now it's been added to. So what's the initial controversy? Well, there are stickers in OB right now, bumper stickers, that people have, and they're selling out everywhere, and what they say is, please don't feed our bums.
And there's a lot of people that are like, you know, how dare you make such stickers like that? That's cruel. And then there's people that are like all about them. But what the people in OB who are behind these are saying is, you know, there's a lot of young people that are. tourists kind of that are traveling in and they're leaving their trash around and they're they're asking people for money and they're not like the the people that have been there for years and years on the street the local bums yeah they're not the local bums they're there's some people you know transplants that are just in and out leaving trash causing a mess causing problems and so now not only are there stickers now there are hats there are t-shirts and like i said being sold out everywhere yeah and the thing is is that for me You guys know my take. You know, I actually, I got a couple ideas about what we can do to give to the homeless and how we can help the homeless. And so I'm just not down with mocking the homeless. Yeah. No, it's awful. And, you know, I understand that it's an issue. I do understand it's an issue. And I don't, I'm not going to fault anybody for thinking that it's an issue because it is. Yeah. I guess I just, I don't know, man. It's kind of messed up. It just seems mean the way that it's.
Put that way, I understand that it's an issue, but, man, dude, I mean, I wish we had hats and stickers that would come up with creative ways to help. Yeah, give back. Because it just, it bums me out, man. It bums me out. And, I mean, this is my whole religious take on it. It's not even a religious take. It kind of is, but it kind of isn't. My brother, one time, we were driving to the airport. There was a guy asking for money, and my brother... is real irritated by homeless people. And he was like, yeah, get out of here. He didn't say this to him. He said this with a window rolled up. He's like, get out of here, blah, blah, blah. I said, dude, what would you do when you got to heaven? That turned out to be Jesus. You're never going to see that dude again. You're never going to see that guy again. And I don't know, man. That's just always been my take on that. I mean, what would I do if I got there, if I got to heaven, and Jesus looked at me and he said, you know the time that you were yelling at the guy? That was me. Somebody said that to me one time. And that thought just always made the hair on my arm stand up. And so, listen, man, anybody's allowed to do whatever they want. They can have those stickers. They can have those hats. Everybody's allowed to do what they want. I personally am like, gosh, man, I wish we could think of a way to help these guys out. Some of them are starving, man.
Why don't we think of ways to be able to help out? What about the ones that aren't, though? What about the ones that are just using it to make income? I mean, that's what they do. I knew a guy who was a listener to one of the stations I worked at, and his M.O. was he had a brand-new truck. He would go and change into his dirty clothes and then walk out to the corner and stand there and take money. He said he was doing $30,000, $40,000 a year. Dude, I mean, the truth about that and the truth about that guy is that that's... If you use Woodsy's word, that's repugnant. I mean, that's, you know, I mean, obviously it's bad. But what I also know is I also know that, dude, when we were going through the bad downturn in the economy, there were people that were doing the same thing, man, that they were asking for money because of how bad things it got with our economy. And so there are people that are genuinely... Homeless. And, yeah, is that dude that you're talking about a monster? Absolutely. But are there people that are genuinely homeless and that they're in need and that they're, like, and that, you know, you should care for? Yeah, there are. And you can't punish those dudes because that guy that you're talking about was a clown. And he clearly was a clown. What if they lived on your street? What if it was right out in front of your house these guys were begging for money? Dude, I'm telling you, on our street, right around the corner, I remember Rebecca coming home.
getting food, getting a bunch of crackers together, getting a bunch of stuff, and going and giving a guy that was right on. He wasn't on our street. He was around the corner. And we've helped him out. Dude, I mean, if the question is, hey, dude, do you like homeless people loitering? Of course not. I don't. You know, my whole take is this particular issue of these stickers. Right. And in the particular issue of these stickers, I'm like, It just sounds mean, man. I'm not discounting the fact that homeless people could even annoy you. Maybe they do. Maybe they do annoy you. Maybe you've got one homeless guy that's a jerk. Maybe you've got one homeless guy that's a pervert. Maybe you've got one homeless guy that's doing this or doing that. All I'm saying is that, I don't know, man. I think that we can be better served to think of ways to help and to feed and to clothe and to give warmth to than to be like, Yeah, take that energy and put it to good use. I don't know, man. I just think there's other ways. Exactly. I think there's other ways, man.
Well, there's another story in the news right now that kind of reminds me of what you guys are doing right now, barbecuing. And it's in Arizona. There's a guy who owns a restaurant called Il Veneo. And at this restaurant right now, he is selling this week a special because of the World Cup promotion, Lion Burgers. Like made out of lion. Ew, what? Yes. No way. This guy apparently bought about 10 pounds of so-called African lion meat. And he was planning to mix it with ground beef to make burgers honoring the World Cup in the South African location, you know? So he sent an email, a newsletter to like all of the big restaurant goers that go there all the time, letting them know about the special that's going to be going on for a week. Obviously, one of them had a problem with it. They were like, I guess this person was an animal activist and sent this to all the news media and let everyone know. And now this guy. is in a lot of trouble right now, but he ordered the meat from a distributor who apparently didn't realize the problem. I mean, it was just this whole sketchy situation. But bottom line, there has been Lion Burgers being sold in Arizona for the last week. Disgusting. Isn't that disgusting? I just tried. Oh, wow. I'm not eating Lion Burgers. Aren't you? I just tried with these meat.
Steak. It's good. Oh, Mikey knows he's got it then. It's good. I'm telling you, it's good. It's delicious. You like this better? Obviously. I've got an emotional attachment to it. Are you guys done then? I can't wait to try. We're done. So you're coming up? Bring it up. We're hungry. How are we going to do this? How are we going to do this? Walk? Are we going to break? Yeah, we can go to break. We can go to break. And then by the time you guys get back up here. And hopefully don't burn my truck. We'll have meat in the studio. Okay, cool. All right, we're on our way back up right now. Okay. Cool. We'll see you in a minute. Talk to you in a minute. Bye. Bye, guys. Taste test coming up next. Okay. You're listening to The Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Vampire Weekend. Live in concert. Vampire Weekend. September 28th at Soma with special guests.
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Financial media station, the new home of The Mikey Show. This is FM 94.9. Little temple of the dog, hunger strike. We are back in the studio, and we are about to do our taste test. You guys smell good. When you walked in, I could smell it on your clothes. Smells like barbecue, don't it? Smells like summertime. All right, let's do this. I can't wait any longer. Now, we've got A and B, and Sienna just got A. You got chicken and beef, right? Yes. Okay, and go ahead, Lauren. Go ahead and get A, chicken and beef. Plates? No, just fingers. I'm going for the beef first. Weird. Oh, wait. I thought you got all A. No, no. I said beef. Okay, the beef first.
Beef first. Oh, wow. That's good. Should I go for it? Yeah. Somebody made big chunks and somebody made little ones. Well, let's not analyze it. Let's just eat it. I really like this. Is that A? Is that A? Lauren's eating A. Jay, are you eating A or B? I mean, that one right there. A. Did you have A only or B? A only. I tried the chicken and the beef. Everything right now is A. Take a sip of that water. Yeah, take it. Wow, that A is good. Cleanse your palate. Cleanse your palate. Cleanse the palate. Got to have it cleansed. Oh, cleansing, cleansing. Cleanse it up. Now, some are chicken eaters. Some are beef eaters. Sienna likes beef. The beef is better than the chicken. Yeah. All right. Okay. There was A. There was A. Is this B? I love B. He's popping B into her mouth. Jay is popping B into his mouth. Sienna is popping, not yet. She is popping beef B in her mouth. Beef B. Oh, my gosh. I can already tell. I know which one is which. Yeah. You can tell who's is who. Yeah, you can because we discussed it. Yeah, we did. Yeah, by the taste. Try some chicken from B, too. Yeah, we discussed it. I like that. Now try more from A. You know, mix it up. Can we dig in now? Yeah, dude. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to eat the whole plate. I'm sorry. That is good. Yeah. What? They're both fantastic. She likes yours. A is mine. Uh-huh. Yeah. A is the Dales. It's the best!
How do you vote, Jay? They're both good, but in such different ways. Man, that's what I was going to say. I mean, how do you pick just one? They're so different. They're so different. Mine, the Basque sauce is vinegar-based, and the Dale's sauce is soy sauce-based. Right. It's like, you guys, I'd have both types of chicken in my house, no problem, and just go back and forth between them. If I had to pick one, I'd pick the Dale's. If I had to pick one, I'd pick Mikey's. If I had to pick one, I'd pick Mikey's. I'm going to go with Mike's. Really? The second I had B, I knew it was Mike's because it was a stronger taste. Really? And I like things turned up a notch. M1 Herald liked mine better. Well, he didn't have yours. Yours is real. Dale's is good. Is there any steak that's well done? Is it all pink like that? I think, Mike, I think that if you like spicy. That's like pretty cooked. No. I was going to try a piece of steak if it was well done.
Mike, I want another piece of yours. Yeah. I think that if you like things that are spicy, then you'll like Mike's. No, I'm all set. Stick with the chicken. This is yours? Love eating steak at 9.01 in the morning. I know, right? Seriously, I would recommend buying both of these, though. They're really good. This is what I would say about the Dales. I want more Dales in it. If you over-season it, it's awful. It's like a salt lick. But mostly what I'm getting is steak. And I'm not really tasting it. See, now with the chicken, I'm getting a lot of salt. Really? If there were too much more salt, I'd be out. You guys cooked it perfectly. Oh. Now, chicken is totally different. Is it? Totally different. Is it? 150%. Yeah. It's better with it? Yeah. With the Dales?
I would never recommend my sauce with chicken. Really? It's not very good. The steak was bomb. No. I would never recommend the bass sauce with chicken. It says you can do it, and you can. But it's a tri-tip sauce. Huh. I may be able to find you a piece that's cooked all the way through. You know what? I think I'm okay. Can we do taste tests every day? Yeah. Seriously. This is really good. Honestly, both of the marinades are so good. Woodsy. Where can people get it? How can people get it? Go to Google. Google. And just Google it and order it online. See Dale's sauce. Dale's marinade. Thanks to M1 Wasabi, I've got some Dale's waiting for me. Yeah, you can use it on your chicken. I'm going to. Very little. And on fish. You think I can use it on fish? Absolutely. It says you can. I actually would use Dale's if I was making chicken. Oh. I would use Dale's because I can taste it in the chicken, and it's good.
When I use it on the steak, or when I tasted the steak with the Dales, all I tasted was steak, and I didn't taste the sauce very much. I like a little zing. Mike's gave me that. Dales is sold on Amazon. Oh, yeah. Is it really? Yeah. 19 bucks for a 16-ounce bottle. Really? Mm-hmm. It's really concentrated. Yeah, a little goes a long way. A little goes a long way with Dales. Mamacita. Yeah. Thanks, M1 Wasabi. It is. It reminds me of being at the lake with my family, my brother on the grill. Such a good griller. And he introduced me to it. And the first time I had it, I had to grab on the counter. I was like, dude, what did you do? I've never tasted anything like that. It's so dramatic. No, I promise. I did. I was like, Brent, that's the best steak I've ever had. I actually, I really dig it on that chicken. Yeah, it's good. When he gave it to me on the steak, I was like, it's good on the steak. Maybe you need more. Maybe you like more. I don't like a lot of Dale's in my kitchen. I do. I think I agree. Dale's better chicken than steak for sure. Well, no. I don't know. Sorry. This is only my opinion. This is one person's opinion. Yeah. I like it better than chicken. I like my meat to taste a little bit like meat. Weird. You know what I mean? I like the steak to taste like steak a little. Why don't you just throw a steak on the grill then with nothing on it? No, no. But yours tastes not like steak. Oh, it tastes like steak. Yeah. It tastes like it's very tart.
It's tart. It's zesty. It's zesty and tart. I don't think I like zesty. I like smoky. Yeah, I like smoky. I like it to have a bite, kick. 570-1949. It's freaking good, though, both of them. Oh, my gosh. Do we have steak for breakfast every morning? I know. Who's making cakes tomorrow? Let's see. Oh, that was good. That was a little feast. Good job, guys. Oh, yeah. Tell Chris, well, when Chris gets back up here, we're going to have Chris eat, too. Chris is our phone screener. He helped out big time today. Polished off all that chicken. Yeah, the chicken is no more. Really? Yeah. We didn't bring as much. Well, we didn't bring as much. We only brought a little bit of chicken. We brought one breast, two breasts. And you brought some chicken. And we brought some chicken. Hello. Hello. Stand-up comedian over there. Yep. L.O.B. played last night at the comedy store, and she killed it. Thanks. She did great. I'll be looking forward to the next one when I'm not so jittery. So are we. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So let me give you this email and tell me what you think. Mikey, what's up? You guys are never going to believe what happened to me this last weekend. I was out having a good time with some buddies and I met a pretty cool girl. We really hit it off. Ended up going back to her house at the end of the night. Things were going great.
That is until we went into her bedroom where she had stuffed animals on her bed. It's cute. Really? Multiple stuffed animals. I saw a cat, a bear. I think there was even a dog, but I'm not sure what it was. It then proceeded to get worse. She started telling me the stuffed animals' names. Oh, my gosh. That's crazy. Oh, my gosh. Right before the sleigh fest? That's nuts. And put each one carefully onto their spot. Oh, boy. In quotations. Oh, gosh. On a shelf. This is weird, right? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, who put stuffed animals on their bed after the age of 10? Thought you guys would get a kick out of this. Love the show. M1 Justin. P.S. I still closed the deal. Wow. I may have a new favorite M1. Yeah. Hilarious. He's like, get the stuffed animals out of here. We're good to go. No, here's what he did. Wow. He's going, yeah, okay. So that's Katie. Yeah, that's Billy the Bear. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whiskers. Maybe get in bed right now. Maybe get in bed right now. Billy the Bear. You got to pay a dollar, pal. That's a dollar, my man. That's a dollar. Pay the piper. That's a dollar.
I mean, I just can't imagine being like, this is Fluffy. And Fluffy I got when I was five. Let me tell you. Here's what's not clear in the email that I really want to know. And I guess it doesn't matter. As I'm thinking about it, I'm going, no, it doesn't matter. For a minute, I thought it mattered. Well, how old was she? No, it doesn't matter. She's an adult. She's 21 at least. She's 21 at least. And... Great. My sister has a stuffed animal on her bed. She's 32 with a husband and a kid. I'm 47 and I have a stuffed animal on my bed. What? One of your kids gave it to you. No, I haven't since I was a kid. It's the same one. His name is Georgie. Georgie. He's a green and red rabbit. He's flush. He has a pants leg that I cut off when I was, I guess I was like four or five, and I cut the pants leg off my...
pajamas, cut little arm holes, and his little arms stick out. Jay, what does your wife think about Georgie? He sits right next to her little... Stop the record. I don't know what to say. Are you kidding me? No, but she has her stuffed animal as well, which is not as cool as Georgie. And she knew when she started dating you. She found out, oh, you sleep with the stuffed animal? Well, no, no. Hold the phone. I don't sleep with the stuffed animal. Oh, that would be weird. That would be ridiculous. He hangs out. I mean, what are you going to do? At one point in your life, you're like, hey, Georgie, you know, it's been cool, but you got to go. The answer to the question is yes. When you discover females. It retires to the closet. I would never put Georgie in a closet. Nobody puts Georgie in a closet. That's insane. So, wait a minute. You do not sleep with Georgie? No, he's just on display. Where, where, where? He's usually on the bed, or sometimes he gets set on the dresser. Can we have a picture of Georgie to put on the website later on? He's not as good looking as he once was. His ears are kind of worn out, but, you know. Do you ever cuddle Georgie? Cuddle. It's been a long time since I've cuddled him. Like how long? Weeks?
Yeah, weeks. Weeks and weeks. When you're sad, do you go to Georgie? No, I never. Georgie and I don't spend that kind of quality time together. What are you doing? What are you talking about? What am I talking about? Do you see bloods right now, Jay? Yeah, he's got his sunglasses on. He thinks he's had the poker tournament. Yeah, that's it. Wait. What, do you got a pair of aces? What are you doing? You put your sunglasses on halfway through the... Easy, Corey Hart. There's not even windows in this room. That was the strangest thing I've ever seen. We're in the middle of talking about it, and all of a sudden Woods reaches down, grabs his sunglasses, and puts his sunglasses on. It's like his black tooth bit. The lights are bright in here. Is that what it is? You are so cool. They hurt my eyes. Ready? Watch. Turn the lights. They hurt my eyes. They're Woods. We turned them down a little bit. Yeah, it's a little better. I just kind of like them. Wait, so Georgie lives on the bed. Pretty much, yeah. He lives on the bed. Sometimes he moves over to the Chester drawers, and he just kind of makes his way around the room. Eventually, Kim says she's going to do like a little box for them to live in on the wall. Oh, my gosh. It's like this girl. Hey, Peter. Yeah. Hey. Come on, Pete. He was important. Pete. He was important. Somebody gave me a teddy bear about two years ago, and I tried to sleep with it because it was soft, and it felt good against my skin.
But it only lasted like a day. Mike. It did. It only lasted about a day. I have stuffed animals that Todd's given me, but they are all living in my closet. Yeah, they don't go on the bed. Yeah. Jasper sleeps with us a bunch of times, too, and he has doggy and turtle. And so sometimes I look over and Kim's got doggy and turtle in a headlock. She's like, hey, look at her sleeping with little animals again. That's where you fornicate. You know what? Georgie knows how to turn away. You guys know. You guys know the. You guys know the story. I forgot what I was going to say. Wait, but I just, I can't get over this. Lauren, your sister does this too? Like, I'm amazed. Well, she doesn't have, like, name. It's a Minnie Mouse, and she's had it since she's been, like, I don't know, a little girl. What does her husband think? Well, she got him, she calls him Boo, so she got him a little Boo Bear and put it next to Minnie. Oh, my God. Them. You guys know about Jared Allen. Please take those off. Jared Allen, he's the Minnesota Vikings. Now Minnesota Vikings. Used to play for the Chiefs. Yeah. He's defensive end. One of the most fierce defensive ends in all the NFL. Big guy. Tough guy. Yeah. Big dude. He sleeps with a blanket that he's had since he was a child. And he's not kidding about it. He's a blankie.
He's a blankie, and he's not kidding about it. In fact, he's not kidding about it to the point when they go to training camp, and guys are in the dorm with him, and they say something about it funny. He tells them real seriously, and he's said, he's on record saying, I don't think it's funny. Don't make fun of it. Don't talk about it. If he weren't a big football player, to me, that would be ridiculous. But since he is, it makes him all cuddly. Oh, he's giant, and he's a monster. He's a beast. So he for sure brings it to hotels when they're on the road. Absolutely. What if he lost? What if somebody stole his binky? You know that people play pranks on him. Here's the deal. It's not a 98% chance. It's 100% that if he lost it, he would cry. Yes. It's 100%. It would be like Tom Hanks when he lost Wilson in Castaway. Yeah. Weeping. Devastating. I'm sorry, Wilson. I still have my baby blanket, Jaja. Jaja. But Jaja is with Jenna now and lives on Jenna's bed. Why Jaja? I don't know. Jugs, Jugs. I was little. Jugs, Jugs. Because I couldn't say Jugs, Jugs. Oh, my gosh. No, it was Jaja. And when I was little, I just slept with it all the time. We have Jamie's baby blanket and Penny sleeps with it. Really? That's sweet. Yeah. You give it to the kids. Yeah. What do you mean? Dog hair all over the blanket. She doesn't sleep with it anymore. She doesn't shed. She doesn't? She's perfect. You know that. M1G man from Oceanside. Damn.
Good. What do you have? M1D man here. Hey, I've got a lizard that sits on my visor that my son gave me probably 13 years ago. What's it made out of? What's it made out of? Yeah, what is it? Is it a stuffed animal? What is it? A stuffed animal or a lizard. We call it Lizzie the lizard. Well, that's okay. Your son gave it to you. Yeah, it's different, you know. I mean, your son gave it to you. That's fine, I think. I don't think there's anything weird about that. Now, if that lizard was from when you were seven. No, when he was probably five, he gave it to you. Yeah, that's cute. That's cute. Yeah. But it wasn't like something that you've brought with you through childhood and still put on your bed to remember it. This guy stumbled home from a bar with this girl, and he's like, all right, let's see if we can close this deal. And then she takes all these stuffed animals off of her bed, and she's like, this is Fuzzy, and this is Billy. I can't believe that. The fact that she had multiple ones is what makes it worse. And had names and a spot for them. It's not like it was just like the one, because I've got one. It's named Barry, which is the same as Jake's bear, right? It's original. It's original. Yeah, it's original. And he chills, and I'll hold on to him.
For a while. Where does he chill? At my parents' house in New Jersey. So when you go home, you get to see Barry. Yeah, I give him a little hug. If Barry was gone when you went home. Oh, I'd be so mad. See, that's what Georgie did. Georgie had to move. My parents moved. Georgie got, his mom was like, hey, do you want me to send Georgie or should we just, you know, donate him? I'm like, what? Send him. Send Georgie. My parents are trying to sell their house. If they sell it, Barry's coming back and living with me. If I met a girl. And she had stuffed animals. It wouldn't bother me or faze me even. Yes, it would. What if she had names and she had a shelf for them? Mike, you broke up with someone for saying walk in and talk in. That shit was redneck. And also, Mike, he said that he closed the deal. So obviously they were getting ready to be intimate. Yeah. Instead of her just throwing the blanket off and just getting with it, she had to be like, here's Muffin. Yeah. Here's Mr. Roster. I think the thing that would creep me out is the importance. I'm imagining this. The importance for it is weird. Throw it out of the way. But I think, listen, I know a 29-year-old woman that sucks her thumb. I think it's endearing. I think it's endearing. What's her name? That's endearing. I don't want to say her name. I want to embarrass her. The initials are Lauren O'Brien. Yeah. Okay, whatever. That's not on a regular basis. That's just randomly. It's randomly. You're 29. Okay, it happens. I don't do it consciously. You're right.
I wake up and I'm like, oh, look at that guy. Oh, that guy. I've been sucking on my mouth. But I thought that you, I thought with your pinky, you play with your eyebrows. Sometimes I do. If I'm sick and I'm like really tired and cranky, I go like this. Oh. Let's just do it. Yeah. So how she does it, thumb in the mouth and then her four fingers are sticking out in front of her nose. She takes her pinky, lifts it up and with eyelashes or eyebrow. Yeah, she strokes. Strokes. Oh, her eyelashes. Oh, lashes. What a weirdo. Strokes her eyelashes? I would poke my eye out, I think. That's endearing. I just got Dales in my eye. You should put the sunglasses back on. No, I took them away. You did? Yes. My mom? Yes. You need to be. Why the sunglasses? Why not? Well, I don't know. I don't know. Dynamic. Why not?
Somebody need a little attention. No. You knew. You knew. Of course. You're like, oh, I'm going to get my sunglasses and look what these guys are going to do. No, I wore them in. They were sitting there. I was like, I love those sunglasses so much. I'm putting them on. I'm putting them on right now. It gives me a headache to wear sunglasses inside. Not me. Do you know what's funny? I wear them to the club. You know what I found out last night? I was hanging out with the woods and. Jamie, his wife, is that Jamie will give him a good scold every now and then. Really? It's pretty awesome. It's pretty awesome to be home. Like, about what? What'd she scold him for? Like, she'll let him know. She'll go, no, dear. That blah, blah, blah. And he'll, like, kind of hash it out with her. He'll go, but... And he'll tell her and she'll go, no. You know, and she'll be real calm. She's real calm. Super calm. She's so calm. Yeah. You guys are a great balance for each other. We really are. And she thinks he's hilarious. Oh, she totally gets my... Which, I mean, obviously you are. She totally gets my bill. They laugh at each other like no two people I've ever heard laugh at each other. It's great. That's my pal. 570-1949 is our number, or you can text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. Wait, you went out to dinner with Woods and Jamie last night?
I have like five points to make. Before you guys all, because Jay gave me the same bit. He's like, wait a minute. We were together for 14 hours. And Rebecca's like, babe, I'm going. She said, babe, I'm going to Jake's preschool. Here's the casserole dish. It's like she told you something. She made you a meal. It was like bruschetta casserole or something phenomenal. She brought it in and showed it to you like with a note on it. You can't make a mistake. Put this in the oven. Put it on 400. for 25 minutes. 30 minutes. Yeah. She's listening right now. She is loving that you guys. She said, I don't want to interrupt, but I've got to tell you something important. She made you dinner. I slaved over a meal all day. So you can be dynamic. Can the defendant speak? She brought us cookies. She made us in the oven. Freshly baked cookies. You're right. We had our meeting at Mike's house. His wife walks out with fresh, homemade, baked, warm, just out of the oven. Cookies. I just said Indian style with a samurai sword. Can I give my side of this story? You can now. Okay, so Rebecca did. She had this casserole. She said, put it in the oven, 400 degrees, blah, blah, blah. Okay, so we had our meeting until what? 12 o'clock last night? It was a 14-hour day. We finished it up at the comedy store. Yeah. Our meeting ended at 4 p.m. Okay, now I go to bed at 6. I go to bed at 6. And so...
After everyone left, I thought to myself. Everyone or everyone but Woods? No, everyone. Everyone but your boyfriend. Everybody left. Really? Everybody left. Okay. And I thought, and I was like Woods. I had to file paper so bad, but I couldn't while you guys were there. Oh, my gosh. I was waiting for you guys to leave. Me too. And so everybody left. I did my, you know, filing. And then I said to myself, oh, my goodness. I'm. Tired. I'm just tired. It was a long day. I get up at 1.30 a.m. Too tired to put something in the oven? Okay. Actually. Push a button? Actually. Turn the dial? I'm thinking. But not too tired to drive to a restaurant? No. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. He was chauffeured. So. Hang on. He had his cloak on. How's Wadsworth doing? Yeah. It was Miss Daisy. Can you take me? So I go. I love this. I go. I'm timing it out. I'm like, there's no way. If I go down there and I warm up the oven and then I put that thing in, by the time it comes out, it's like lava when it comes out. You got to wait 20 minutes for it to cool down before you can eat it. I'm like, I don't want to cook. I don't want to go through the process. It was a long day. It was something quick. So I decided I'm not going to eat. I'm going to just go to sleep. I'm going to do my homework. I'm going to go to sleep. I did. I wasn't going to eat because I want to go through it. So the phone rings. It's Woodsy.
And he says, hey, you know that bottle of wine that you were given to Jamie and I? He said, I think I forgot it. I said, oh, you did. He goes, well, I got to go pick up the tri-tip for tomorrow. Is it cool if I cruise by and pick it up? I said, yeah, sure. I said, let me come with. I'm going to get something to eat. Or no, he goes, maybe you come with. I go, yeah, that's cool. I'll get something to eat. I figured it's easy. I go through the drive-thru, right? Play the song. Jay, play the song. What song? No. Romance. Jay is unfortunately on the phone. Unfortunately for you. Yeah, fortunately. Fortunately for us. So, Woodsy comes over and that's how it ended up happening. You know, I... And then Rebecca got home, and she was a little bummed that I didn't make the casserole. I would have been, too. I know. You know what? I actually almost asked you when you walked in this morning. One of the first things I almost asked you was going to be, how was that meal Rebecca made for you last? It looked delicious. That's such a ball breaker. No, I really was. It was in a casserole dish just cooked. She put foil over it. Let me tell you what we had. I'm a monster that crawled out of the ocean. What was it called? Cheese steaks? Oh, we went to Philly Frank's cheesesteak.
Delicious. How many did I eat? Woodsy ate all his cheesesteak. Then his wife gave him half of hers, and I gave him the other half of mine. Oh, well done. So you had two. Roughly two. I don't even know what a cheesecake is or what it looks like or anything. Cheesecake. When did I say cheesecake? Yeah. Now you know what's on my mind. Yeah. Cheesecake is where they take. And they cut it paper thin. Then they put it on a grill. They put cheese on it and let it melt all in there. Put it on a big Kaiser roll. Fold it up. Well, they have the Amoroso rolls. Amoroso rolls. Shipped in from Philly. This is an East Coast thing. Oh, yeah. Delicious. It's a delicious thing. The bread is different. Oh, yeah. I swear. It's different on the East Coast because you get the hard water. You get that out of hard water. Well, you know what they do to ensure that it doesn't lose any of its authenticity? What? They take it from Philly. They deep freeze it at like 20 degrees. 20 below or something. Yeah, 20 below or 20 degrees or whatever. And then they ship it here and it goes straight into a deep freeze here. And they take them out, Dom, and they make them for you. So it's just like you're having it in Philadelphia. Did they have the Hers potato chips? They had Wise.
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We're going to give... We'll do it for a year. That's awesome. At the end of the year, we'll give it to Rady Children's Hospital, to their ADI, to their Autism Discovery Institute. Done. And we're going to be giving them probably thousands of dollars. We should set up like a PayPal account for ourselves so we don't have to have dollar bills like a bunch of strippers. I know. I know. I like the dollar bills. I never have cash. Me neither. And someone's going to lose their blood. You know what we do? How about we do this? How about we just keep... We have somebody assigned to be the, you know, to keep track. Not it. Not it. I already do everything. I do everything. I'm not doing it. She does. All right, fine. I'll do it. We got to play that game. Mike's not doing it. I'd be terrible at it. You know who the best one would be. L.O.B. Yeah. Get it. Running tally. It's true. No, you do a Microsoft Word document with columns. No, you're doing an Excel sheet. Oh, I don't know how to do it. If my wife were listening right now, that's her deal. She would be like, all you need to do is take an Excel sheet and open it up to the blah, blah, blah. Maybe Rebecca should do it for us. Rebecca's got a lot in her place. I know. Yeah, maybe I give her one more chore to do. Yeah, there you go.
570. She is an angel. 194.9. All right. You guys are killing me already. She brought us cookies yesterday. I apologized to her last night. You don't need to apologize. I say you stop somewhere and get her something nice. She probably rused the day I moved here. Rused? Yeah, rused. Cursed. Cursed the day I moved here. I've never heard that term. Why not say cursed? You rued the day? You rued the day? Rue. She probably rused the day that I moved here. That's cool. How do you spell? R-U-E. I like it. And learn something new every day. He was an English major. English major. Yeah, because she's like, oh, my husband used to come home after work. And he used to, like, come in and, like, he was nice and he'd hang out. Now he comes and he's been hanging out in the woods all day. He tells me to get. Yeah, he walks in and goes, hey, don't worry about where I've been. Yeah. How cute is your son, Jake, calling him Uncle Woods? That's the best. Uncle Woods. Not even Uncle Steve, Uncle Woods. Uncle Woods. I love it. Who are these people? And he went around the table, met everybody. Who is this? Jay, nice to meet you. He knows Woods like the back of his hand. And he was asking Woods. He goes, he walks over to Lauren and he says to Woods, who's this? Yeah. Who's this?
Yeah. Who's this? He was asking everybody. One by one. One by one. And he put his hand out to shake. I was like, hi, Jake. Oh, my gosh. My heart was like just growing. The day he remembers my name. I know. I think I'm going to cry. I'm going to be so excited. Well, I said now he gets to know it because he prays for you guys. Every night he'll do the process where he prays for you. He knows the names. And so I was, yesterday I was saying, that's Auntie Sienna. That's Auntie Lauren. That's, you know, he knows Uncle Woods. He knows Uncle Woods. Yeah. 570-1949 is the number. I have twins that are 10 months old. One of them's on the line right now. Luke? Hey, what's up, dude? Don't call me dude. I said death. Hey. Who were those people that were at the house yesterday when I was trying to take a nap? It was us. We were just talking about that. It was us. We were having a meeting. Sienna and Lauren and Jay. Who's the one with the giant cans? Luke! That's me, Luke, and that's not... Well, besides you and Woods, Dad, who are the ones with the giant... Who's the one with the giant cans? I'm about to have a baby, okay? It's Sienna, and Sienna, you can't blame that. Is she single? I know, I've always had him. Captain, I'm talking. Is she single? No. Don't call me Captain. My name is Daddy or Dad. Is she single? No, she's married, and she's about to have a baby. You know, like you, a baby. What about the blonde?
What's her story? The blonde is Lauren. No, she's single. I'm old enough to be your grandmother. I think I'm too wide for her anyway. What time are you coming home? Every day he asks. You ask that every time you call. I want to go swimming. I love an angry baby saying, I want to go swimming. I want to swim. It's hot. And I'm tired. I need to rejuvenate. So whenever you get home, we're going swimming. What do you do all day that you have to rejuvenate? I poop. I cry sometimes. Most of the time. Most of the time I just stare. He scowls. Hey, tell Juggs to come over. I was over there, and I was trying to talk to you, Luke, and I was like, hi, Luke. Yeah, you guys had just woken me up from a nap. You think I'm going to be all cheery? Yeah, but you wouldn't even give me a smile or anything. I was staring at your jug, sorry. Okay, right now on the television screen, if the radio were a television, is a picture of an angry baby scowling, and your screen says, on the phone, Luke, angry baby. Very angry. I'm blasting a cig, too, by the way. You need to stop hanging out with Uncle Woods. Uncle Woodsy. My man.
You tell Juggs and Blondie you can make it right. Great. Hang the phone up, Luke. Hang up. Sounds like a comic book. Don't call me captain. Juggs and Blondie. It's like a comic book. Yeah. Or a new band at the Belly Up this weekend. Juggs and Blondie this weekend. That's funny. We're going to be playing Independence Jam. Juggs and Blondie. That Luke, man, I was like... Hi, Luke. Nothing. Nothing. Tickling the bottom of his feet. Stares right through you. Yeah. Piercing. Yeah. It's not just a stare. It's a furrowed brow. He furrows his brow. Yes. Yeah. And Ryan is just cute as can be. He has this, like, long hair now. Smiling. Yeah, they're very different. They're both adorable, but they're so different. And Jake is the... Oh, he's so cute. It's my boy. Do you guys want to do, let's try, why don't we do what's that sound? 570-194-9. And do we have any more of the UFC prize packs, Jay? Nope. They're all gone. We're down to some sunglasses from Anarchy or Angel. All right. Yeah. Let's do it. 570-194-9. Give us a call and we will hook it up. Did you just say?
Did you just say, are you going to wear them on the air, Woods? Yeah. I love busting his stones. I know it. More than anything. What time did you go to bed last night? 6 p.m. Yeah, I went to bed about 8. About you, Sienna? Liar. He's liar. About 8. Oh, he's getting you because you were out late last night. I wish I could go out partying all night on a school night, on a work night. What time did you send me your recap last night? About nine. Yeah. After I woke up. Yeah, you went to bed sleepwalking. Yeah, I woke up and I go, oh no, I didn't send her a recap. I went to bed an hour after him. Hey, guess what though? You know what? I still showed up on time. Kids are professional. Every time. Kids are professional. Yeah. Except that one time, right? Just once. Everybody's allowed one. Sienna? Not everyone's allowed one. I don't know what it is. But there's something extra special about the L.O.B. roast with Woods. I don't know what it is. I'm scared. I hope I never do anything to make her want to roast me. No, I would never do that to Sienna. Just me. Yeah. Perfect. Just Woods. Maybe you, Mike. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, she'll roast you. It's the delight that she takes in it. I know. She loves to roast me. Sienna's too sweet. You're sweet, too, but I can't get a pistol. Oh, wow. No, you can't. I know. M1 Zack and Lantern from Ramona.
Yes. How you doing? Doing good. You ready to play Name That Sound? I'm going to try. Tell me what this is. It sounds like an industrial machine. You're the only human being in the world. Can't tell that that is a lightsaber. Star Wars style. Lightsaber, bro. You know that with an iPhone you can do that? fight? Yeah. We could have a lightsaber fight. Yeah. Does it emanate like light? No. Lauren, not really. I don't know. Does it shoot light out of it? Lauren's like, can you cut someone in half with it? Is it really when you hit them, is it going to make them disappear? I don't know. It's the real deal. iPhones are cool. I thought maybe like a light came out of it. You guys, can you take the iPhone and cut someone's arm off? Come on, guys. It's dangerous for kids. Come on.
A big light shoots out the top. That would be, I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. Lauren's got deflated face. It would be cool if it, it would be so cool. Maybe Apple makes that right. Maybe they do. iPhone 5. M1 Adam from San Diego. Are you there? Adam is not there. How about M1 Jen? Hi. How are you? I'm doing good. How are you guys? We're good. I'm going to have you play against Adrian from San Diego. Are you there, Adrian? Yep. All right. So here's what we're going to do. We're going to have you use your name as a buzzer. I'm going to play a sound effect. And if you recognize it, all I need you to do is yell out your name. Are you ready? Yep. All right. Here we go. Jen. Jen. Hammering. I'm going to keep playing it. Here we go. Adrian. Adrian. Sounds like a baseball being hit by a bat. I'm going to keep playing it. Yes. I'm guessing. Oh, I know what it is. Oh. No idea. Anybody on the show? Can I yell out to give a hint? Yeah, go ahead. Take a guess. Timber. Jen. Jen. Jen. Lumberjack. That is correct. It was a lumberjack chopping down a tree. The hint helped. I was like, 100% it's air hockey. It sounded like air hockey. It's a great guess. I got it. She got it. Wow. Jen, hang on the line. I heard the cracking of the wood. Oh, that's smart. Hang on a second, Jen. Let's see.
M1 Steve from San Diego. How are you? Hi. And you are going to be playing against M1 Gianna. Is it Gianna? Gina. Gina. That was a strange spelling for Gina. Chris is like, what do I do? What do I do? It's okay. No, Chris, it's fine. Gina, you know what to do, right? You use your name as a buzzer. Yeah. All right. And as soon as you recognize it, just yell out your name. Here we go, guys. Steve. It's the Pac-Man when you die. Wow. You got that one. That's good. Man, that was fun. That was good. Really, really good. Sorry, Gina. Steve, hang on the line. All right. I think we have one more. Yeah, just won himself a pair of anarchy sunglasses. Let's see. M1, why so serious, is on the line. Are you there? Hello, Mikey. You are going to be playing against?
Matt. Matt, are you there? Yeah. Okay. You guys ready? Yes. Here we go. Yell out your name if you recognize. Here we go. Either of you guys know what that is? No idea. Someone driving down the freeway? Incorrect. That was bees. Yeah. That was the sound of bees. I got another one for you. Are you ready? Yes. Here we go. Yell your name out if you know. Oh, I know. I'm going to give it to you one more time, guys. Yell your name out if you know. Either of you know? Munchies out. Did Pee Wee? No idea. No idea. It was SpongeBob. Oh, SpongeBob, yeah. SpongeBob. Lives in a pineapple under the sea. SpongeBob's quants. That's right. That's right. Let's see. I may have one more sound effect for you. Are you ready? All right, here we go. Can you guys hear that? Yeah, I don't like it. Nope.
I'm going to make you guys both winners. Oh, thank you. It's so hard to hear over the phone. It was a drill. It was a drill. A drill, okay. Hang on the line. That's right. Do I need to be right? Supremes. Kids picking the music today. Wait till we tell you how long this plane was on the tarmac in Connecticut. Think about it yourself. How long have you had to wait on a plane in the tarmac? See if it was this long. We'll tell you next. The Mikey Show now. 570-1949. Or text 949mikey at gmail.com. More of The Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. Vampire Weekend. Live in concert. Vampire Weekend. September 28th at Soma with special guests, Beach House, and the very best. Vampire Weekend. Playing all their best. Plus songs from their new album, Contract.
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Yeah, but yesterday, I don't want to give it away because it's such a good bit. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Jay's idea that he said, hear me out on. Amazing. It's going to be amazing. It's going to be. It's going to be great. It's just I wish that I understood things more. I know. We do, too. Yeah. I have a very particular mind. My mind works compartmentalized was one thing. And then it works very. Big picture. If you get outside of that, I have a hard time. And if I've never heard of it, forget it. I love how Jay's like, this is our job. Yeah, this is what we do. Clowns. It's true. It's true. We have a very clownish job. By the way, Woodsy has an update on the tennis match that's been going on for 17 days. Yeah, American John Eisner wins 70 to 68. That means 70 games to 68 games, basically. Wow. You've got to win by two at Wimbledon. Yeah, but it's like game, set, match. Isn't that how they play it? Unless they're tied, and they were the whole time. One would win one, then they'd tie it. Then the other one would win one, then they'd tie it. Just all games. 70 to 68. Most Wimbledons are 6 to 4. You know what I mean? Well, isn't it like 6 and 2? Right.
M1 Nikki from Escondido is on the line. Hi, Nikki. Hi, guys. How are you? Good. Hey, so I just wanted to thank you guys for being dynamic. You're welcome. It's my pleasure. Well, I found out last night that my grandma died. Oh, no. And so, like, I was by myself. My husband's at work. You know, my kids are in bed. And I'm like, okay, what would make me feel better? And so I'm like... I turned on the podcast of old-time radio a couple days ago. Yeah. It totally just made me laugh. That's awesome. It was like the best medicine. And then waking up this morning to you guys, it was just like, because I just want to thank you guys for what you do. There's probably so many M1s out there that are having a hard time, and you guys just make them laugh. Thank you. Thank you so much. That's the nicest thing ever. Sorry to hear about your grandma. Sorry about your grandma. Aw, thanks, guys. Thank you. M1 Virgin Nikki. That's Virgin and Nikki. Aren't you coming in soon? That's me. Aren't you coming in to visit soon? I am. Not this week, but next, I think. Wonderful. We'll see you soon. Sorry about your grandma. Thanks, guys. You're welcome. We'll see you later. What a great call. I feel the same way. Even when I was going through a little bit of a...
rough patch I was like man I'm so lucky that I have this job that I get to come in and just like laugh my troubles away somebody said the other day to me that if you have a job that you really really love it's like not working it really is man I mean it was a real adjustment for me this job and I think probably for LOB too just what we do you know and getting up so early man now I get home from work and I'm like Jamie's like, dude, you need to chill out. What are they feeding you there? Tim jams and steak. Yeah, tim jams and steak. That's what we've been eating today. So Hillary just walked into, she's probably going, what happened in this room? Does it stink? There is the scent of... Carcass. Yeah. Carcass. And you don't eat, do you eat steak? Yeah. I do now. Yeah, I've been carnage in here. It smells like boys in here. Yeah, she's like, is there carrion somewhere in the room? There are a couple of vultures. Yeah. Yeah. Damn crooked vultures. We're not going to call McCartney on them crooked vultures, by the way. Mm-hmm. Uh, well. You guys saved me some of that?
Thanks. Let me tell you, Hillary. Thank you. Let me explain. Have a Tim Tam. Let me explain. We saved you some Tim Tams. We wanted for Chris to be able to have some of this, our phone screener, to be able to have some of this delicious meat. And so we had a gigantic plate piled with steak. And chicken. And chicken. And so we did our break where we did the little contest. We finish, turn the microphones off. I go out there to grab it. Bone dry. Gone. Bone dry. I don't even know. And we didn't make an announcement. Like, we didn't say, hey, everybody, there's some, you know, steak. Come and grab it. Come to the break room. It's fine. I mean, they could grab it. I don't even know how they did it because there was no plates out there or whatever. With their hands. We stopped carrying cups here at Lincoln Financials so they couldn't drink it. But I don't know. I think they went in there and were grabbing it like with their fingers or something, you know? I thought I ate it. Yeah. That's kind of impressive. They put it in paper towels, but we stopped carrying those too. No.
We can't carry our hands. We'll just have to do it again and make some for you. Who won, by the way? I was in the shower. I think that's kind of a tie. The American? Did you just say the American? That's a dollar. That's a dollar. That's a dollar. That's a dollar. She was thinking of Wimbledon. Yeah, that's a dollar. The American? Are you referring to Woodsy or to the sauce? Fuck. The dollar. I was talking about the women in Matt's. Yeah, I think she's on the sauce. Yeah, it's a dollar. I had too much sugar from the Tim Tam. Mommy needs a nap, though, all right? That's all I can tell you. You're drinking too much kombucha. You're wasting. I haven't even had any in like a week. Can't get it. Dollar. You can't get it. They took it off the shelves. We haven't even talked about that. They took it off the shelves because it's got alcohol in it. Not on all the shelves. Not all. I got my sources. She's got a stash. She's got moonshine kombucha. Hey, yeah, it's Lauren. Yeah, I need you to meet me in Chula Vista. Yeah, I need a case. I need a full case. I need the boot. I need it. And you got it. Yeah. And I need it. I'll pay whatever. Who got the boot? That's right. I'm going to call her later. I'm going to go, are you still looking for the kombucha?
Yeah, yeah, I can use some kombucha. I can get some for you. Can you? Yeah, I can probably get some. You know what? How much do you want? As much as you got. You can buy as much as I have. I can buy as much as you have. I want it all. I'm not going to sell it to anybody else. I want it for personal use. I have a key of kombucha. You have a key? I have a key of kombucha. I'm going to tell you the truth. I'll take it. I do. Let's see. It had alcohol in it, so they had to take it off the shelves. You know why it had alcohol in it? Because it's fermented, rotting waste. It's not pasteurized. Yeah, it's fermented waste. Well, it does. It ferments. So after a little while, if you don't drink it within a certain amount of time, it starts to ferment. That's probably why it says pregnant women shouldn't drink. You know what they call that in jail? What? Hooch. Yeah, Hooch. They call it Hooch. They make it out of orange skins and potato skins. Yeah. There's alcohol in mouthwash, vanilla extract, soda. Yeah. But we don't drink any of those things. We don't drink any of those things. Don't we? Do we? Hillary, what do you got? I got Band of Horses. I got Phoenix, some Dave Bowie, Dead Weather, and the very first song I'm going to play,
is an awesome song. Sweet. That I don't play very often. All right. Cool. The lovely and talented Hillary is up next and we'll keep the door open around here so that she can air the place out a little bit. The mouse is broke again. The mouse. We have a wireless mouse that apparently needs to be charged every five minutes. We cut off batteries too. I forgot to tell you. We need a touch screen is what we need. We took batteries out of the budget. What is the deal? Jay has to run in, switch the batteries out, and try it again. He really is switching out the batteries. Wow. Leave it up to Jay to have extra batteries around. Well, he didn't actually have batteries. He just made them out of a ballpoint pen. That's what he does. Is it working? Of course. Can you throw that other one on the charger there for me, Jay? This morning we were looking for something to marinate chicken in and we didn't have a bag. And so Jay looks up on top of the refrigerator and sees the cups that are in the big plastic deal. And he takes the cups out and he uses the plastic and he says, we can use this. Unbelievable. So nice to have around. All right. We got to go. Too bad. No, I know it. I know. I don't want to. I don't either.
I don't either. You guys will just go hang out at each other's houses after the show anyway. The kid's busy today. I'm going to the beach. Mikey Show's back tomorrow at 6.