The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 06/24/11
Friday, June 24, 2011
ER visitgastric bypass surgeryintestinal blockageCasey Anthony trialchloroform testimonyCindy AnthonyWheel of Painband name gameword of the dayJeff Bridges concertFoo Fighters concertJustin Bieber attack
The show opened with Mikey explaining his recent ER visit for an intestinal blockage (P30). The team then covered the Casey Anthony trial, focusing on Cindy Anthony's chloroform testimony (P6) and the ensuing debate about her appearance (P77). They played the Wheel of Pain game with Jay and Woods (P3), gave away Jeff Bridges and Foo Fighters tickets via the word‑of‑the‑day 'ocean' (P5, P100), and discussed Justin Bieber's on‑stage attack (P16). Throughout, Jeff Shatati from Men's Health urged listeners, especially Woods, to seek medical care after ignoring his broken ankle (P146).
What happened, in order
Wheel of Pain Game
The host explains the Wheel of Pain segment where Jay and Woods must guess if band names are real or fake, with punishments for losing.
Word of the Day Ocean Tickets
Mikey announces that listening for the word "ocean" wins a pair of sold-out Jeff Bridges concert tickets in Phoenix.
Casey Anthony Chloroform Bombshell
Sienna reports that Cindy Anthony testified she looked up chloroform on the family computer, a bombshell in the Casey Anthony trial.
Justin Bieber Attack
Mikey and Sienna discuss the incident where Justin Bieber was tackled by an undercover cop at a fragrance launch in Manhattan.
ER Visit
Mikey describes his emergency room visit for an intestinal blockage after gastric bypass surgery, referencing the Big Mac incident.
Casey Anthony Hot Debate
Listeners and cast debate whether Casey Anthony is attractive, offering varied opinions on her looks.
Foo Fighters Ticket Giveaway
Mikey says that correctly identifying the word of the day also wins a pair of Foo Fighters tickets at Viejas Arena.
Woods' Ankle Injury
Jeff Shatati from Men's Health discusses Woods' refusal to see a doctor for his broken ankle, highlighting men's avoidance of medical care.
People mentioned
MikeyJesseJRChrisSiennaWoodsLauren O'BrienJayDebbieRebeccaJeff ShatatiJustin BieberCasey AnthonyCindy Anthony
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Hello. Hey, just want to let people know that are listening right now, we are working on getting the studio switched from the FM 94.9 studio to Studio M, which is the Mikey Show studio. So I just want to let people know we're here and we're going to be on the radio, but engineers are just working on getting us switched over. In fact, tell you what, Jesse, if you can, can you tell the engineers just to let me know? I'll just take it from here until we're ready to go. So I'll take it from... All I need you to do is stop the song just so it doesn't click over to another song when it's done. But at least we can get rolling. And we can get people on the phone 570-1949 because any minute they're going to get it fixed and we can roll in there. We got a live studio audience all waiting in there and everything. And we will roll in there. I'll tell you this. We have some big stuff to talk about today, including why I was out. I was in the ER yesterday. And we'll explain. Are we good? We're not good yet. Hey, maybe we can explain. Hey, JR. He didn't have time. He's working on it. That's our engineer. I was going to have him explain what's going on. Anyway, so yeah, I got to explain to you.
What happened yesterday with the ER and me, why I was in there. It's a crazy story. What else? The Casey Anthony stuff today is gnarly. What happened yesterday during the bombshell yesterday. And Sienna's going to explain that. There are so many things we're going to be doing a lot in the studio today. I know that we are going to be playing some Tom Tom tunes. We have our final pair of tickets to give away today for Jeff Bridges and Jeff Bridges show in Phoenix. And so we're going to do that. We have a lot to do. But again, I wanted to come on right now because I was sitting over in Studio M and I realized that we couldn't, you know, we weren't.
Connected. Oh, cool. Nice, Chris. So, anyway, there's a lot of running around like mad right now. All right, so here's what we have. Hey, Chris, why don't you tell everybody to come in here? Why don't you tell, you know, at least, you know, the people on the show to come in here. Are we ready? If this works, you should be able to stick and keep everybody over there and run everything through this. So it'll be transparent for you guys. Oh, okay. So they can stay there. If I can figure out what I'm doing here. Oh, okay. So that's a lot of if, though. How long will it take? In just a few moments, I'm going to figure out that I can't do it, so it should be pretty quick. Well, I'll tell you what. Have them come in here until. Have them come in here until. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll keep one person there, maybe. You know, maybe we keep one person. Okay.
Why don't we have L.O.B. stay so that she can tell us when we're back. And we'll have Sienna and Woods come over here. I love this kind of stuff. This is exciting radio to me. So here's what we'll have. Wheel of Pain at 8. Now here's how Wheel of Pain works. Look at them all running in. Hi. We're here. Hi. I know it. We're back in our old studio. Everybody take your positions. Oh, take your position. Where was my old one? I was here. And you can call us, 570-1949. You were there, Lauren. You were there? Yeah, I think you were. Oh, it sounds boring. I know. I started. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh. So Wheel of Pain is at 8. We have a real wheel that we spin, and it has various ways that we can...
sort of torture woods and jay yes and so uh and the way that we play the wheel of pain is we give obscure band names and they have to tell us is that a real band or a made-up band i either made them up or they're real true or false true or false right it's basically like flipping a coin i mean because you guys don't know the the list you did last week i had heard of one band yeah out of all of them yeah luckily for me so it's like flipping a coin Let's see. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I am 41 years of age. And Woodsy is our sports guy. And he is 35. Lauren O'Brien is our assistant producer. And she is also a local comedian. And she is 30 years of age. She's a blondie. Sienna is our auburn-haired, freckled news girl. She's 26. And she's from La Jolla. I am. And Jay, he ain't here. He's running around. Mike, I got things to do. Trying to get you on the air, Debbie. Jay is 48 years old now. And me and Woods, without even discussing it and not even knowing it, got Jay the same present for his birthday. Yep. A gift certificate to REI. Oh, yes. True statement. Can't go wrong.
Can't go wrong. I walked in there to buy him something. I was going to get him something. And I was immediately so uncomfortable being in that store even that I just walked straight to the front and said, can I just get a gift card, please? Yeah. It's petrifying in there. There is no way in the world that I would ever try to buy him something on my own because guaranteed it's not right. Right. It's not what he wants. No. Then he'll make fun of us, forget even trying. Of course. Forget it. Of course. So, oh, and by the way, our phone screener is Chris. That's crap. That's crap. Word of the day is ocean. Word of the day is ocean. So when you hear me say ocean between now and 10, you'll be calling number nine and you will get our final pair of tickets. To go see Jeff Bridges. That's right. In Phoenix. You just got to get yourself to Phoenix, have a place to stay. But it's next weekend. He's going to be reprising his role as Bad Blake. Sold out. Sold out. It's going to be awesome. I'll give you what you won't. Give you what you won't. Let's see. So, by the way, you know, you're listening for that word of the day. Ocean, just make sure that you can go to Phoenix if you're going to do this.
If you're going to be listening for it, just make sure you go to Phoenix because that's what you're going to have to do. So, I can't play the audio, but basically the bombshell yesterday in the Casey Anthony trial was that her mom goes on the stand and says what, Sienna? That she, in fact, was the person that was on their family computer looking up chloroform. Right. Now. that's a bombshell for a lot of reasons. Yeah. But the biggest reason that it's a bombshell is because it isn't true. Now, many people will go, well, it could be true. Okay. It will come to play out. They're going to be able to get her and catch her in this lie. Jay? Yes, sir. What's the latest? Do we know? I don't know anything yet. You don't know anything?
Where I can do spots and play traffic. Jay, what was... You just showed me that. It's an HTCU in the first stop set. Okay, so I need to go get my copy? Yeah. You can. We're in our old studio right now. Yeah, if you're just tuning in, we're in the FM 94.9 studio. We have our own studio that they built and constructed for us called Studio M. And in that studio, we have all of our stuff. Yeah. My coffee is in there. That's the most, me too. That's me too. My coffee is in the other room. So are our live audience, Mikey's wife, just sitting in there. Just sitting, hanging out. Yeah. They're working on it. I wonder what the deal is. Do you know, Jesse, what the, like, technically what happened? Some kind of network thingy. A network thingy. That's technical. Very technical. But anyway, so, yeah, Casey Anthony's mom. Cindy. Gets on the.
stand yesterday under oath as a witness for the defense yes and the first question out of the attorney's mouth is hey did you uh did you ever look up chloroform on your computer and she says yes and it was like holy cow i now i'm watching it when it happens And about 60 seconds after she said that, the screen starts to blink and say, breaking news. Crazy. Breaking news. Cindy Anthony says she looked up chloroform. Yeah, and... Okay, so if you don't know, the reason Casey Anthony would be going to jail or be facing the death sentence is because of premeditated murder. Premeditated murder being that there's evidence someone in that house looked up chloroform how many times? 85 times? 84 times? Went to a website. Right, and looked up how to make chloroform, how to break a neck, all kinds of stuff. So everyone's assuming it's Casey Anthony, the mother, but now Cindy Anthony is taking a bullet.
for Casey right now saying that she, in fact, was the one doing it. Now, they ask, why? Why would you look it up? And she says, well... I got it. Oh, okay, cool. They were able to make it so that I could play this audio. I just don't know that it's up on the board. We just fired off. Train wreck. Two songs. Hold on, let me see this. This is Jay doing a mash-up. So, Mike... It's not your fault. No, no, no. I turned it off. Mike, obviously... Thanks. Should I keep talking while he's figuring out? Yeah, you can say. Mike obviously thinks that Cindy, the grandmother, is lying. And the reason she's lying is to keep her daughter, Casey, from lethal injection. Yes. So, I mean, I understand her reasoning. Yeah. You don't want your child to die. You don't want your child to die. And if she says... She did it. She did it. She looked up chloroform. Takes the heat from Casey. Takes the heat off Casey. Reasonable doubt.
The problem is that the prosecution is going to be able to punch holes all over that. Yes. But then the rock and the hard place for the prosecution is if you show her as this discredible person, then do you have to toss out everything she said? No. Not at all. Because what you can do is tell the truth. Tell the jury the truth. This is what she's doing. And this is why. The testimony that she's given before makes sense. This doesn't. This doesn't make sense. Her saying that she did it doesn't make sense. Okay, so let me just, let's see if this works. No, no, no, don't. Okay, okay. Do you recall in March of 2008 you doing any types of searches for any items that might include chloroform? Yes. And could you explain to the ladies and gentlemen of the jury? Now, you realize, too, that this is a plan. Yeah. I mean, obviously, and this is not in speculation. This isn't me making, you know, trying to create this. Obviously, the defense attorney and Cindy have discussed this is what is happening. Right. There's a reason that was the first question. Sure. Yeah. It's not like this was a surprise. Yeah. Why you did that.
Well, I started looking at chlorophyll and I was concerned about my smallest shorty. We have two Yorkie puppies. And the smallest one was having some issues where she was extremely tired all the time. I see. You were looking up chlorophyll because your dog was sleepy. Maybe just type in sleepy dog? Yeah, I believe her. Maybe type in veterinarian. Why is dog sleepy? Veterinarian. And both of the dogs would eat the bamboo leaves out in the back. So I started looking up sources from the back. Oh, no. You didn't look up bamboo leaves. Yeah, that's interesting. You never looked up bamboo leaves. Maybe your first question. Maybe, yeah. Maybe that would have been the first thing that you...
Does bamboo leaves cause sleepiness? Yes. Symptoms, bamboo leaves. Sleepy dogs, symptoms. It could potentially cause her to be more sleepy than it would affect the larger dog. And I started looking up chloroform, I mean chlorophyll, and then that prompted me to look up chloroform. Totally. Makes complete sense. Sleepy dog equals chloroform. Right. Now, I don't understand how you can get those two mixed up. And by the way, this is the defense. And so he's purposefully trying to, you know, challenge her. Right. He's trying to challenge her on purpose. Very tough challenge. You know, but he's, you know, he's less anybody think, oh, you know, he's he's roasting. He's not roasting her. He's helping her. Yeah. Not getting them mixed up. If you look into chlorophyll.
There are some bacteria associated with chlorophyll production. And looking up that, it comes from different species of plants that have red and brown coloring. And that prompted me to look up chlorophyll because some species of algae. And seaweeds and stuff produce naturally chloroform. Something I just picked up along the way. Yeah, I mean, I've only learned this because of my chloroform research. And how do you know that you ran these searches in March of 2008? Because I also ran a few other searches at the same time in March. There was a scare. about using hand sanitizers around small children. There was an email that went around my work. One of my nurses had sent me an email knowing that Kaylee was of age that she could be affected if we used hand sanitizer and she got her hands on it. And that scare came out in March. And during the same time frame that I was looking up the issues about the dogs, I was looking up
ingredients in the hand sanitizer the um alcohol and then that prompted me to look up other things that we had in the house like acetone hydrogen peroxide rubbing alcohol did that then prompt you to look up how to make chloroform word for word word for word yeah how about neck breaking did it did it do that And here's another question for you. After you searched for these things, why'd you delete the searches? Why'd you get rid of them? Is it a regular practice of yours to search for things on Google and then delete them? And if she says yes to that question, then you go, hmm, that's interesting because you didn't delete all these normal ones. You didn't delete hot, sexy firemen. You left that one on there. And I thought you didn't have a MySpace page. So why are you going on MySpace 20 seconds after you search for chloroform? Casey has a MySpace page, your daughter. Which she did, by the way. 20 seconds after the search for how to make chloroform was typed into Google.
MySpace was visited. It's insane. Grandma doesn't have MySpace. Yeah, Grandma didn't have MySpace. She didn't have Facebook. Oh, gosh. Sienna said, we were talking about it before we went on the air, and Sienna goes, maybe Casey was sitting on her lap. Crazy. It's the only plausible thing. Plus, she said, here was the other thing that the prosecution said when they got their hands on her yesterday. They go, it's just interesting that you're saying that... You were the one that searched for these things because you were at work at that time. Oh, no, no, no. I was not at work. I was doing blah, blah, blah. I came home that day. I'm on salary and they don't know, you know, when I come in and when I come out. And some days I can leave early. Some days I stay longer. Yeah. You know, I came home that day. It was important for me to leave early so I could go home and look up chlorophyll. Chloroform. Chloroform on the computer. Because I had a sleepy doggy. Yeah. I needed to leave.
Sleepy dog. Maybe call the vet. Yeah. I think so. By the way, in addition to Jeff Bridges tickets for word of the day today, we're also going to have a pair of tickets to see the Foo Fighters. Oh, wow. At Viejas Arena. So you're getting two. First of all, you're getting tickets to go to the Jeff Bridges concert in Phoenix, which is sold out. And you're also getting. Foo Fighters tickets. So it's humongous. Happy birthday. Yeah. For real. So we have more audio that we want to give you. The Casey Anthony thing is the biggest news there is going right now. And going on right now. The mother was called back on the stand again to testify right now. For the defense. Right. Now, it's important to remember a couple of things. Prosecution goes first.
After the prosecution, the defense, then the prosecution gets to go again. So the prosecution has some bullets left in their gun that they haven't even used yet. You think they're licking their chops real good right now? Oh, yes. They're salivating. They're salivating over this. And then after that, they get to give closing arguments. And that will be crazy. Now, I posed the question on our Facebook page whether or not people thought... Casey should testify. We'll tell you the results of that. Oh, and did you guys hear about Justin Bieber getting attacked? Justin Bieber getting attacked. It's pretty crazy. There's video, right? Yeah. It happened at a mall? Yeah, it's very rare my husband would come running in with a Justin Bieber story, but the video is pretty nuts. Is it rare? He always does that. Well, he does wear Justin Bieber t-shirts. Yes.
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Are you in good hands? Heading on the freeways, the 805 southbound between the 5, the North End and El Cajon Boulevard. Pretty slow traffic. It's already in the 40s this morning. Camp Pendleton, then drive on the 5 southbound between Oceanside Harbor Drive, Cassidy Street. Also pretty slow. And the 15 in both directions between the 163 Ted Williams Parkway. The express lanes are closed. They've closed them all the way through the 26th. They were supposed to have released that today. This report brought to you by McDonald's. 42-ounce soft drinks. They're only 79 cents at McDonald's. for a limited time. You can choose from a variety of icy cold soft drinks and now many McDonald's are open 24 hours. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I like to garden. I like to cook. I don't like to fart. Lauren. I'm like a bloodhound. Really, really good sense of smell. Woods. Listen, I like a caretaking woman. Zienna. I like to make... Desserts. And Jay. I don't even like to watch sports, period. On FM 94.9. Let's make some noise in our lives. We are back. We are on the air. And we are in our studio. Oh, it feels normal. That's because of before. Okay. Freak me out, dude. I love you. So we'll be giving you this whole thing on fever in just a second. Wheel of pain coming up at 8. We're going to spin a wheel of pain. We. I.
and it will have a lot of options on it. Are you supposed to? No, no. I mean, just me and Jay are the ones that are going to get subjected. Well, last week I was subjected to a back rub from Jay, which was rad. Have we changed it, Jay? Is there still two nice ones on there? There's two nice things on there. Mikey doesn't want any nice ones on there. I know. Six bad ones, two nice ones. Yeah. You got lucky, dude. I did. Very. Playing some... Payne Roulette, and you lucked out. So word of the day is ocean. Again, that's worth a pair of Foo Fighter tickets and the sold-out concert to see Jeff Bridges, Arizona Biltmore Hollywood, and Wine.com if you want information on that. Justin Bieber.
was attacked. What's the story, Sienna? Oh my goodness. Well, he was tackled by a man. What he was doing, he was in Manhattan where he was unveiling his new fragrance because every celebrity needs a fragrance. When a man jumped over a barricade and knocked him down, Justin Bieber, he suffered minor injury. He's okay. But there was, I mean, hundreds of fans. You can see the video, girls just losing their minds and then all of a sudden screaming, oh my God. gosh he's being punched you know nice beaver oh god now it says uh wabc ran this story and it was later found out that the guy that tackled him was an undercover cop that was trying to actually help him uh that's what it says but take a listen to the report from wabc We are following a developing story in Midtown. Justin Bieber finding himself in a scary situation with a crowd late this afternoon in Herald Square. Eyewitness News reporter Kimberly Richardson live to tell us exactly what happened. What are you having, really? Do you think that years from now people will be like, where were you the day that Bieber was attacked by a mall cop? If I saw the look on his face and he was startled and shaken up, not the way just... By the way.
I've made this observation before because I get the East Coast feeds. I watch the New York news sometimes. Very different from San Diego news. Everything on the East Coast when they do the news is very like salacious. So they report like this. They're like, oh my gosh, you'll never believe what's going on. You know, whereas here they're like, we're standing in front of this blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And Bieber wanted this one to go. This is an event that has been highly publicized all week. The launch of the 17-year-old's new fragrance here at Macy's. It's fragrance. It's pronounced fragrance. But it quickly turned into something else. Witnesses say someone in the crowd attacked the 17-year-old here outside of the store. He was visibly upset by all of this. Beaver arrived here at me. She's screaming. She's late at about 3.30 this afternoon and first came inside the store to pose with his products and say a few short words to reporters. He then said he was going to go outside to Broadway to greet some of his fans and then...
come back inside and talk with the media. He left. Fans were thrilled outside. But a few seconds later, things unraveled. This is a picture taken by a woman in the crowd. An unidentified man broke through a metal barricade and tackled Beaver. He was knocked to the ground. Witnesses were stunned. I had seen that guy going around, but I didn't think anything bad, you know, anything of it. And then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, he just jumped. And he, like, literally tried to attack him. And I just saw Justin Bieber going, what, what? And I was like, what the hell? And they were trying to, three guys were holding this guy back and he was yelling at him and he just went crazy. He was upset about the first single, I guess. Didn't like the first single. Poor Biebs. Poor Biebers. Y'all don't need to apologize for me, man. Are you doing okay now? I'm all right, man. I wasn't scurried either, because that girl has said that I was scurried, but I wasn't. You're telling me, Bieber, you were not scurried? I wasn't scurried at all, man. I was down at her old square, and, you know, I don't...
I don't get it, man. Why they be saying I was scared? I was about to kick that douze, man. Did you cry? No, I didn't cry, girl. I'm not sure. I didn't cry, girl. All I wanted to do was get my new fragrance out there. It's called Douche. It is not called Douche. Yes, it is. It's called Douche. It's French for cologne. Cologne. Got it. El Douche. Here is some more video. Hey, dude, it ain't a roller coaster. That guy is so into it. Holy f***. Wow. Oh, come on. Get him. Oh, my God, he's swinging. Oh, what the f***? Bieber started to swing. Yeah, he's throwing punches. Yeah, come on, man. Damn right I was. That's right. I ain't gonna stand there and be attacked. What are these guys doing? Yeah, no kidding.
Explain yourselves. I thought I was all girls. Oh, my girlfriend made me go. I was just walking by. Taking swings at people. Look, they're trying to hold him. Oh, no, they got the guy right there. Slab fight. Slab fight. Yes, go. This is better than I ever could have thought possible. These kids just left Comic-Con. Yeah. Wow. Just taking a break from playing Halo real good. High five. So that was yesterday. That's what happened, and everything's fine. So I wasn't here yesterday because I had a intestinal blockage, which... Big Mac? I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. Big Mac, you big Mac. I've been waiting 24 hours. You've got to remember to take those things out of the wrapper.
Mac, I wrote all these down yesterday in anticipation that he was going to be here. And I just couldn't wait. I could not wait. He couldn't wait. He couldn't wait. So I woke up yesterday and I woke up and I felt a little nauseous. Went in, started throwing up pretty violently. Rebecca came in, my wife, and said, What the hell is that? It's terrible audio. It's a scuba diver farting. It's someone farting in a toilet bowl. That's why it's echoey. It was coming out of his computer speaker. Mike's head is now resting on his microphone. It's okay. So he woke up. You weren't feeling good. It's okay. It's actual audio. Wow. And I threw up. And Rebecca says, are you okay? And I said, I'm fine. Because this will happen sometimes. You know, because of my gastric bypass surgery. It'll happen sometimes. But usually it goes away in like half an hour. I feel better in a half an hour. So I went downstairs and I started working on, you know, our show like normal.
I just started doing my stuff. And I'm blogging. I'm doing it. But I'm in pain. And I'm like, well, it'll go away. It'll go away. It wasn't going away. And it was increasing. It was getting worse, which is another sign of when it's really bad. Last time I went to the hospital for this, the doctor said, if this happens again, go to the ER immediately because most likely it's going to mean surgery. You're going to have surgery. And he said, and do us a favor, bring the notes from your gastric bypass surgery. So it was like a pretty routine. I woke Rebecca up and I said, we know the drill. You know, she grabbed the notes from my surgery. We went to the ER and it hurt like crazy. And they gave me some medicine, had me laid down. I waited a little while. And once I was able to like drink.
without throwing up, then they let me go home. And they were really super cool. It was at Scripps, Cincinnati's. And the guy, one of the guys there said, well, I didn't think this was the way that I was going to meet you. And, yeah. And I'm like, what, with a gown on and my butt showing? Me either. That's how most guys meet you. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, my goodness. Oh. Because you go to the massage. Yes, exactly. Yes, a lot. Yeah. Hey, Mikey, is there any way, I know this is really weird to meet you like this, but is there any way that I can touch one of your fingers that's touched Jay? Do you actually know him? Like, do you see him every day? Yeah, what's he like in person? Right. Does he look? Is it possible that he looks younger? Does he look better than he does on his pictures? Is he that much taller than you, really? Does he really have tiger stripes? I've seen his six pack before, but how did he get that eight pack? Mike, I know they wanted to meet me. What did they ask? What did they really ask you? What did they ask about me? I know they did. I thought it was funny. The doctor said that I was the most normal person there, and crazy stuff was happening.
while we were in there. There needs to be a reality show about an ER because crazy stuff was going on. There was a heart attack that happened while I was in there. Oh, no. Yeah. I asked, I go, what's a code blue? And the guy goes, that is a heart attack. And I go, is everything okay? He said, yeah. And it was like routine to them. I mean, seriously, he was like, oh, yeah, it's fine. They just... Got it under control immediately because it happened while they were there. So they got it under control immediately. But when it happens and you hear them come on the loudspeaker and say Code Blue and people start running, it's exciting. I was like, man, this should be on a TV show. I'd make it about 15 minutes working in an ER. Yeah, I don't think Woodsy would be... By 15, I mean three. I get nauseous just walking into a hospital. I get weak. Weak in the knees. From Jay's Recap. Oh, boy. I enjoyed my day off. That's fine. Climbed Kilimanjaro. Made love 17 times. Because it was a slow day. Slow day. I was tired. Went on a mountain bike ride with a Navy SEAL yesterday. Oh, my gosh. It's a true story. It does not. Yeah, it does. It's true. True story. He said, I was showing him.
A trail, so I had to lead. I was showing him the trail. A Navy SEAL. Yeah. If you didn't hear me. I was showing a Navy SEAL the ropes. The whole time I was riding at top speed trying to not make a fool of myself. Doesn't really say anyhow. No, that's not in there. He says, we did a 13-mile ride that usually takes us a couple hours. And we did it in a little over an hour. And by we, I mean me and my Hercules strength. Poor Navy SEAL. He was tired. No, he wasn't. Jay says, I was so tired after the ride. We were talking about his training routine. And he says, it would be easy for me to get back into shape. I'm thinking I'm in shape. That's what I was thinking. So I asked.
So I ask he, how many hours a week does he train? Again, Jay said, so I ask he, how many hours a week does he train? And he throws out 20 hours. No way. I'd do 40. What kind of a wuss would only do... 20 hours a week. That's not in there. Crazy. So, Jay, how do you know a Navy SEAL? I can't talk about it. No, no. He's a family friend. Yeah? That must be a hard job. The hardest.
I saw those guys training on the beach one day carrying giant logs over their head. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Forget it. Isn't that insane, man? I get winded carrying my surfboard up the stairs. I get winded getting out of my car. You get winded carrying that Dr. Pepper. That's true. He will disappear for weeks at a time and come back, and he's just the same. He's just like, where have you been? Really? Yeah. That's so cool. It is pretty cool. I wish that we could just know. We could just ask him. Just tell me. And they could tell us. I won't tell anybody. So, I don't know if you heard the story about the Southwest pilot that went on a rant during a flight. Oh, my goodness. Here's something that you got to remember. When these dudes are doing their rants, it can be monitored, I think, by anybody that's got a scanner that picks up those frequencies, right? Yeah, except for this guy. You know, pilots have a microphone right in front of him, and his microphone was stuck. So it was on for a couple minutes before he knew. So he's talking to a couple other people in the crew while he's flying the plane and going on and on talking about gays, grannies, and grandes. Take a listen.
Someone's got a duck mic and telling us all about their endeavors. We don't need to hear that. That wasn't us either. They wonder why airline pilots have a bad reputation. Thank God. Holy cow. Yeah. What's crazy about that is that that dude is doing that crazy rant. Guaranteed, two seconds later. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. This is your pilot. We just wanted to let you know that if you look out the right side of your window right now, you've got a great... view of the Grand Canyon. They're always so sleepy sounding. And the reason is because they, you know, it's a way to put people at ease. And you just call that technical difficulties? Yes. They were flying from Austin to San Diego and he was talking about the sexual orientation, age, and attractiveness of the flight attendants on the flight. So they had grannies, gays, and one good looking one. And grandes. And grandes? There's one cute chick. Fat people.
Grande. That's what that means in Spanish, Mike. Grande means big. I wouldn't have a clue. I wouldn't have a clue. You're Mexican, though. I know, but... 100%. I'm 100%, but I never was taught how to speak Spanish. Isn't that what they wrote on your ER entry paperwork? Oh, my gosh. Yeah! Didn't you go to Tijuana? Yeah, Mike. What was it? Scripps Tijuana? Didn't it say Grande Gordito? Hey, what was lodged in your guts? A chalupa? A chimichanga? By ER, you mean Taco Bell. I made Rebecca get out of bed and take me to Taco Bell. It's the only thing that will cure my aching guts. Just pour packets of hot sauce down your gullet. Now, Mike, if that don't teach you a lesson, keep your choppers closed.
Maybe they should have wired your mouth shut. Oh, my gosh. So, oh, Woodsy, tell me about the three Chargers that turned up in the 100 best NFL players. Yeah, they did a survey on the NFL network, and it was pretty cool because they were voted by their peers. And three of the Chargers made the top 100 list. Now, the top 20 aren't out yet. Wow, say it, Jay. But Antonio Gates was number 22, Phillip Rivers was number 26, and Sean Phillips was number 97. So feast on that. Wow. Gates is rated the best tight end in the NFL by the players. That's pretty awesome. And then this dude that played... Okay, so remember Jack Nicholson's role in The Departed? The Departed. He played the role of a real-life guy. And the real life guy was a guy named Whitey Bulger. Yeah. And this is the character. I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. Years ago, we had the church. That was only a way of saying we had each other. The Knights of Columbus were real headbreakers. True guineas.
They took over their piece of the city. 20 years after an Irishman couldn't get a job, we had the presidency. May rest in peace. Check it out. Makes me want to see The Departed again. Anyway, this is a real-life guy that he played named Whitey Bolger. What happened, Sienna? Well, firstly, he's the leader of the Winter Hill Gang, and he vanished in 1995 and was just found with his girlfriend, Catherine Gregg. Now, he's 81 years old now. She's 60, and apparently they've been living in Santa Monica at an apartment, and they were found. The fugitive task force got a tip, $2 million reward, and found the guy, and he's now facing 19 counts. 19 counts of murder along with conspiracy to commit murder, extortion, narcotics distribution, and money laundering charges. He was found with $800,000 in cash in his apartment, 30 firearms, and a bunch of fake IDs. Oh, my gosh. He was on the America's Most Wanted top 10 list for a year. Wow, man. And they got him. They got him. He's on his way to Boston today. Unbelievable. Hey, let's make some noise in our live studio audience.
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His death was sort of predicted. Sienna, what's going on in the news? Well, a lot of people in North County are going to be upset, but the Surfing Madonna mosaic has been taken down. It was put up in Encinitas Easter weekend. And the creator of it actually has to pay a $500 fine for illegally hanging the mosaic, which is technically considered graffiti. But it was taken down successfully, wasn't broken, and is going to be in his home until they find a permanent place for it. But people really love the Surfing Madonna. That's cool. Also, Mikey. Well, wait. Let's stop. Because I think that the Surfing Madonna is probably beautiful and cool. And I wish that there was a way that we could do that, that we could, like, get that thing up, you know, but do it the right way. Well, that's what they're doing. That's why they took it down. It took a while to take it apart. Well, they didn't want to take it apart because it would be ruined. But it's now going to the creator, the artist's home until they find a permanent place for it to be displayed. That's cool. People liked visiting it. It was beautiful. People were taking pictures of it. Every day. Yeah. And it was a dangerous spot because they would stand in the road and take pictures. And see, that's why, you know, that's why. That's why you can't just do that. It's much better to just have a concrete wall right there. Where it is, I almost think it is better. What do you mean, Jay?
Because I know you're for that thing. Yeah, it's just a blank concrete wall. Why not make everything pretty? It would look so nice. Dude, I don't disagree that it's pretty, but at the same time, if people are standing on the road taking pictures of it and stuff, that's dangerous. And then the other thing is that what if you get yahoos that are not very good and they're like, well, if that's okay, I can do it too. And then they put up their turd of a mosaic. You know what? It brings up something kind of cool. Like, what if we had different spots in town where maybe we allow people to do stuff, you know? Right. I agree with that. That'd be kind of cool. Then what if they start doing, like, Satan mosaics? Well, and what if they start throwing the F word up? What is this word? Come on, people. Just be smart. Also, Mike, you're going to be excited about this. Word has gotten out from a, quote, formal... A former Apple executive who said that Apple is planning to release TVs by the end of the year. Now they're saying that these TVs are going to blow Netflix and all these other guys away. It's going to be a console that has Apple TV and iTunes built into it. Why is my wife shaking her head? She's being consoled as well. You'll be able to walk into an Apple store, walk out with a TV. Sit down, honey. She's seeing dollar signs in front of her eyes. I know. Rebecca's floating away. What?
Remember the agreement that we made about your allowance can only go out one year? You're almost there. Did you guys know that? No. What? You're borrowing against yourself? He's been borrowing against himself, and right now he's beginning of November. I am? Look at his face. He doesn't get allowanced until November. November 1st, he'll get his first allowance, assuming. That he doesn't buy anything between now and November 1st. Piece of cake. Rebecca, I'm going to need weekly emails on his allowance from now on. Especially now that Apple's coming out with TVs. Oh, you're done. You're done. You have to get a second job. You have to bartend. Hello, welcome to Islands. My name is Mike. How many in your party? Yeah, I'll be like, would you like that? How would you like that cooked? Okay, I need to let you know that medium is pink in the center. It's going to be me, Sienna. I know. I'm sorry. I don't know how to make a Manhattan. Let me consult my book here real quick. Who wants shots? How about a mudslide? That TV is going to be cool. I know. It will be. iTunes built on it. Yeah, most expensive TV. Why? Rebecca. Wait, wait, wait. If I wait until January, I have a whole year. Right? If I wait until January, it basically gives me a year.
Or you can sell one of your TVs on eBay. Or one of your four cameras. Or two iPods. Yeah. iPads. Seven MacBooks. But it's got to match the motif of the house, which is Apple, of course. Your house is actually shaped like an apple. At this point, I think you're right. When you ring the doorbell, you'll hear Steve Jobs' voice. When you push on the apple-shaped doorbell. Wow. We won't get the Apple TV, but I guarantee you it's going to be a very cool TV. Oh, yeah. Maybe I'll get it. Well, I know what it's supposed to be. Can somebody write that down? We won't get the Apple TV. Yes. That will be your new rejoin. Here's what they say it's going to be. It's going to have iTunes built into it and Apple TV built into it. That's rad. And Apple TV is a way that you rent movies. Like Netflix. Like Netflix. And I'm sure that it'll have other stuff, too.
I'm sure that it'll have built-in Blu-ray. It'll have a built-in Blu-ray player. You're losing your mind right now. All of these things we have, though. We have Apple TV. We have a Blu-ray player. We have a brand new TV that replaced a perfectly good TV. No, it didn't. Babe, not in one. No, it didn't. Not all in one. No, it didn't. And that's not true, by the way. That is true. Babe. That is true. That is true. The television worked. That is true. That is a true fact. It worked well. Well, if you mean it turned on and off, yes. And we could watch it. We could watch TVs. We could watch Apple TV. We could watch movies. We could watch everything. Anything. I could do this all day, by the way. Just listen to you guys. I swear I could. It's the best. It was perfectly functioning. But my love. It was not as beautiful looking of a picture. Now you have a Tommy Bahama Hawaiian flower frame. It was not as beautiful as a picture as what we have now, correct? She doesn't know. I disagree, but you know.
She doesn't know. She doesn't care about that stuff. That's my world. Yesterday, Woods brought me some chicken soup. Oh, nice guy. It was. It was nice. He brought me some chicken soup because I wasn't feeling good. There's something brown in your nose, Woods. Yeah, he does. Taking care of my boy. I need my chicken soup. She's being a pal. She's being nice. I know. When he came in, I had been watching Apple TV. Weird. Weird. And Apple TV has this little thing that you can go to to watch movie trailers. And I enjoy that. I enjoy watching movie trailers. And so Woods goes, just watching movie trailers? That's true. And I go, yes. And he goes, so you're not watching movies? You're just... Watching trailers for the movie. What a tease. I know. And I go, yes. And so I had wanted to watch the trailer for that new movie that I'm excited about called Apollo 18. Yeah. Which is a sci-fi horror movie where it's supposed to be recovered footage from the last time we went to the moon and there was something weird living there and it got people. And so.
I had the trailer. I showed it to Woods. And as soon as that trailer ended, Woods goes, all right, buddy. Well, hey. Puts his fist out. That's his exit. Yeah, that's his exit. His exit is the fist comes up, which means I'm leaving. All right, kid. Hot enough. Take it to the house, kid. Because he knew that if he were to not fist bump me, that I'd be like, what's with? It's too late. I did the fist bump, Maki. I'm out, Maki. Watch this. I just want to show you this new movie that's coming out. It's too late, Maki. I already gave you the bump, dude. I can't. I can't. Kid likes girls. Well, in my defense, my car was running. Are you serious? Yeah, my car was running. And my house had flooded. So I had to get home and wait for a plumber yesterday. So I was in a hurry. Wow. I was in a hurry. I did not know that you're... I did know that you're... House flooded. Yeah. I had to get, but wanted to feed you. That was nice of you. Thank you. I know you took a lot of flack from the others here. Yes. You guys make a cute couple. I didn't say anything. You did. You made a little bit of a joke. He told me over the phone yesterday. No, I mean today. You made a little joke. I just enjoyed what Sienna said. I just went hee hee. Promnozer. Smarts, kid.
Well, not if you tell me that it's smart. Fair enough. I can't play this game. That's my boy. Did I want it? He loves me. Right in front of me. He's like, Santa, Santa, help me check it out. You got to kiss his A a little bit. You got to kiss A. I don't care about Mike. Trying to get ahead in the business, man. You got no key to his heart. Yeah. Chicken in a pot. Just bring the guy chicken in a pot from Milton to get ahead, man. That's what you brought him? Yeah. Oh, my God. You went and got his favorite thing. Of course. You told me you were in the area. I was in the area. Milton's? Yeah. It's on the way home. I had to take, well, I wasn't anywhere. I had to take something to the UPS store and it was down there. So that's where I went. Yeah, I was going to the UPS store to mail Mike Flowers because I'm trying to get ahead in the business. That's how it's done. That's how you do it. In a DVD commentary, it was called Viva La Bam, which you probably heard of. Bam Majera and his mom are talking about...
Ryan Dunn, who at the time was still alive, but listen to what they said. Excited custom guys took your Lambo down to Atlantic City. I guess they must have had Dunn's car too because they were working on that car. And Dunn actually calls and says, dude, you better not have my car down there driving all over in my car. Isn't that so funny because that's all he used to do? Oh, Glom's friends? Oh, yeah, Dunn used to drive around people's cars. Well, the car he almost killed you kids in was not his car. He was supposed to be working on it. Well, Dunn learned his lesson when he rolled his car a couple months ago. Oh, yeah, sure, he learned his lesson. I didn't know that he had done that, that he had rolled his car before. Never learned his lesson. Dunn destroyed his own car by rolling it, by driving like an a**. He always drives like an a**. Too true. I'm serious. He's the worst driver, too. He's a grandstander, I'll tell you. He's going to eat it someday in a car. He already has plenty of time. Crazy, right? Wow. Crazy. No, but I mean, like, that's his thing. No, duh. He's got to eat it one of these times. He's wrecked six of other people's cars and three of his own. I have him in the death pool for death by vehicle. Yeah, he's the vehicle guy. Let me tell you. Knowing that the guy was a crazy driver and stuff, there's no way. I play it too safe. There's no way I would have been in a car with him. Whereas other people I know would be like, I ain't afraid or whatever. I would be afraid. That's pretty crazy, right?
Audio from DVD that was talking about it. Now, so yesterday I saw that Lindsay Lohan was going to court because she had tested positive for alcohol. Violating her probation. Violating probation. And I knew this, too. I knew that the judge had gotten real serious with her, said, if I see you again, you're busted. Yeah. So what happened? Well. Basically, she was only busted for poor judgment is what the judge said, Stephanie. And she said that the tests were positive, but the level likely fell within a margin of error that couldn't be verified is what the judge said. So Lindsay's been allowed since she's on house arrest to have parties, have people over, do all this stuff. Now she's not allowed to do any of that. The judge said, you know, I'm not happy about any of this. But from now on, you're only allowed to have one friend over at a time and your family. And that is it. Wait. How was she allowed to have any alcohol? I thought she wasn't supposed to have any alcohol. That's what I thought. Apparently, she's just not allowed to drink it because they give her alcohol tests. Yeah, no, but she tested positive for alcohol. Right, and she says that she was drinking kombucha. Yeah, that's her bit. What?
Yes. It's her fault that it's modified the way that it is now. It is. It really is. What do you mean? It's called the Lohan rule. It's modified. They had to pull it off the shelves for a while. And the FDA got involved and made sure that because the levels of fermentation were sometimes causing like a marginal alcohol amount. Yeah. So now it can't ferment as long and it has to be regulated when it hits the shelves. And it's her fault because she set her bracelet off before. allegedly drinking kombucha. And said that's what it was? Yeah, so she either drank 75 of those, or she's got an old one, or she's a big fat liar. Well, what do you think? Do you think that she was drinking vodka, Cosmopolitans, or do we think that it was kombucha? It wasn't a high alcohol test, but there was alcohol. Maybe it really was then. She does drink the stuff. I mean, I don't know. Or maybe she... I don't know. Sounds like a technicality to me. Yeah, kombucha is fermented tea and it has an alcohol content of less than 0.05%. You are a smelly pirate hooker. Fermented tea. I don't think it... I would not call kombucha fermented tea. It is. Are you sure that isn't a typo? It's fermented pee?
That's what it should say. Oh, it should say delicious. Gross. Floating mushrooms. LOB introduced us to it. How do they make it? Fermented. Fermented? They really do take tea? There's like a bacteria. I mean, seriously, do you know? Yeah, it's a bacteria that they use. I don't know exactly what it's called. There's like a long name for it when you look at the ingredients on the brand of kombucha that I drink. But some people say it's like a mushroom. There's a mother. Like a mother bacteria that makes a little baby. That's the filthiest thing. Mike, they make it in jail. They call it hooch. Okay? They make it out of potato skins. Some people make their own. I wouldn't venture that far because I'd be afraid. I wonder if anybody knows how it's actually made. Like, do you take a bucket of water and add this mushroom and then just let it... Oh, there's plenty of people that listen, because a lot of people have sent me the recipes. And I think, actually, didn't your wife used to make it? No, no, but you have to start off with somebody that's already making it, and you take part of the plant. You take their baby. It's not an actual mushroom, though. It's like a bacteria that forms, and you let it sit in a warm place, like on top of a refrigerator. In water? It's like a water, yeah, and water.
It does its stuff. A listener actually brought me a baby at one of our meet and greets, and it looked like a pancreas in formaldehyde. And she said that you could take that thing and make your own. Her mom gave me a recipe that was attached to it, and I just couldn't pull the trigger. I was like, I just can't do it. And you don't remember reading the recipe? I did. It was like you had to use a big vat. Does it start with water? No, I think apple cider vinegar. Oh, gross. Disgusting gross. Hair of newt. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Gross. It's a drink. It looks like it has baby brown jellyfish. It really is vinegar-based. Yeah, it smells like Summer's Eve. It's delicious. It does, man. It does not. How would you know? I know. That's not something you want to talk about. is one of the most hideous things you've ever said. What? How hideous things. I know. Oh, I know. The kid knows. You don't worry about it. I couldn't. Speaking of Woodsy, he was talking to Bauman the other day and his buddy, back when I was at the other station, used to do the voice of Woods and Bauman. But anyway,
Bauman was going through a drive-thru and he has Bluetooth and was talking to Woods. So he had his window down and he's ordering. Tell everybody what you did. I like to do bits, as you guys know. I'm kind of a prankster. And so Bauman was at Chick-fil-A and he was ordering his meal, his dinner. He eats out every night fast food. And so he was like... Hey, hang on for a sec, bud. I'm going to order my dinner. I go, oh, yeah, yeah, no problem. Go ahead. And so he goes, hey, can I get a number four? And here's Woods on the phone. Go ahead. With no tomato and no mayonnaise on that either, please. Actually, no, mayonnaise. Excuse me, sir, did you say you wanted mayonnaise? Yes, mayonnaise. No, no, I don't want mayonnaise. There's no mayonnaise on that. Can I get a lemonade, too? I don't want a lemonade. I want a Diet Coke. Actually, a Coke Zero if you have one. And I do want mayonnaise after all. I'm just kidding. So I did it. He's like, dude, shut up. I'm not kidding. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. All right. Now I want waffle fries. Can I get a side of barbecue sauce with those two? And a sundae. I don't want a sundae.
Sir, did you say you wanted a sundae? Yeah, two sundaes. That is the greatest. Finally, he's like, never mind, I'm driving to the window. He had to drive to the window. He muted me and then gave his order. Maybe he'd just hang up. I know, I know. It was so great. He couldn't do it. It was so funny. That's funny. Let's see. Oh, I have audio of Lindsay Lohan's lawyer. Take a listen. Lindsay Lohan is in compliance with the terms and conditions of her probation. She's in compliance with the terms and conditions of her electronic monitoring. She's in compliance with the rules and laws of the state of California. She has obeyed all laws. She has done nothing wrong. You know, I feel like you guys are all disappointed to hear that, but the reality is she's done everything right this time. Now listen to Matt Lauer on the Today Show. talking about how she canceled. By the way, some of you may have heard that I was actually with Lindsay on Tuesday afternoon at her home in Los Angeles. We were supposed to sit down for an interview to talk about her current situation and her plans for the future. At the last minute, Lindsay and her people did express concerns about the timing of the interview, and it was canceled. I think we're learning more this morning about the reasons for their concerns. Okay, well, let's talk about something else.
So somber that Ian Curry. I know it. We got a text, and this text that I'm going to read you, well, first of all, strangely enough, is not about Jay. Weird. Thank goodness. So that's the one. But Jay does have a pretty good eye for when a text might be spicy, and we got a pretty spicy one here, and it has to do with whether or not somebody is hot. and we'll tell you who that person is, and we will discuss this. Can we make some noise in our live studio audience? Let your voice be heard on The Mikey Show now. Why don't you tell him the whole story? Time to wake up, sir. Call 570-1949. Or shoot him a text at 949mikey at gmail.com. Shut up! More of The Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. Whoever said nothing in life is free obviously hasn't heard about the great offer from Cricket Wireless. Get a free Android-powered smartphone with no contract when you switch to Cricket and turn in a competitor's phone. With a brilliant touchscreen display, innovative camera camcorder, and cool Android apps, the Ascend is a truly smart smartphone absolutely free. Plus, it's yours now with our great smartphone rate of just $55 a month, including unlimited nationwide talk, text, web, and data.
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This text here in just a second. Let's make some noise in our live studio audience. Very nice to have you in here. We're going to be doing the Wheel of Pain in 25 minutes. 8 o'clock, Wheel of Pain. And the way that we do it is I will give band names to Jay and Woods. And they will have to tell us. whether or not that band name is a real band name or a made-up band name by me. And so we will do that in just a minute. Also, the word of the day is ocean, and I will say that sometime between now and 10. Today it's going to be a big deal because it is the last opportunity that you have to win the sold-out Jeff Bridges concert. It's going to be in Phoenix, and it's going to be pretty awesome.
He's going to be reprising his role as Bad Blake from Crazy Heart, which is pretty awesome. It's July 3rd, and so if you're going to call in to try to win, just make sure that you can, A, get yourself to Phoenix, B, get yourself a place to stay in Phoenix, and also be able to go on July 3rd. It's going to be a Sunday. And, oh, by the way, we're also throwing in a pair of tickets to the Foo Fighters. at Viejas Arena. So Jeff Bridges in concert is sold out show in Phoenix and Foo Fighter tickets just for listening for the word of the day, which today is ocean. And I could say it during commercials. I could say it at any point during the show. You got to be listening. Now, before we get to this crazy text that I'm going to read you, I want to let you know about something that I am recording.
But I'm not really sure. And if our program director Garrett is listening, I want him to call and sort of explain. But if you have Palladia, a channel called Palladia, which we have, it's a high definition channel. Tomorrow they're doing something that is really cool, but I don't really get why it's so different and so unique. It's Coldplay live. From Glastonbury. Now, Coldplay is actually playing tomorrow in Glastonbury. Okay? The thing is, is that... I guess the reason that it's so cool is because they are showing it the same day. But it isn't going to be live. It's the Glastonbury Music Festival. It's the Glastonbury. It goes on every year. It's one of the biggest festivals in the world. It's true. And that part is absolutely correct. Now...
It's not live. They're not going to show it live because it's going to be shown at 10 p.m. Eastern and Pacific. Okay? And so if it's going to be 10 p.m. Eastern and Pacific, obviously it isn't live. Otherwise, that'd be 4 o'clock in the morning there. So I guess they're going to tape it and run it the same day. Garrett's on the phone. Garrett! All right, so we got Garrett on the line. Hi, Garrett. Hey, Mike. Okay, now, the reason this is cool... is because it's the same day, correct? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I mean, I think it's cool that Coldplay is doing it, but it smells of a tricky marketing opportunity since they don't really have an album out yet. Okay. So I think it's spin. Okay. But it is, you know, the thing that is cool about it, it is an entire Coldplay concert on television, and it's the same day, you know, because we're going to...
It's tomorrow at 10 o'clock at night, and it's on Palladia if you get Palladia. And I think that is pretty cool. You know, the thing about it is that it isn't going to be necessarily live. It'll be tape delayed. But pretty awesome. I'll be watching. Yeah, I mean, you know, I think it's a great opportunity for a lot of people to see a band that many believe to be comparable to what U2 represented in the mid-'80s. I think so. Sure. I think so. Cool. Thank you, Garrett. Garrett. We appreciate it. Bye, guys. Thank you. Bye. Okay, so now for this text, which is a little spicy meatball. Big round of applause for the San Diego County Fair going on through Fourth of July. They brought in, for our listeners that are live in the audience today, they brought in Chicken Charlie's, Fried Kool-Aid, which I can't wait to find out how they do that.
Fried brownie, fried Oreo cookie, Texas donuts, woods. Size of your head, woods. Maple bacon donuts. They brought in country fair cinnamon rolls with cream cheese frosting. My wife's favorite thing. They brought in from their Greek gourmet section, baklava. And how do you pronounce the other one? Spina kokoda. What? Spanakopita. Spanakopita? It's Greek. The Greek flaky thing with spinach. And kettle corn. Good stuff. So anyway, it's going to be really great. And if you haven't gone to the fair, go. It's so good. The food is delicious. Now for this text. Tell me what you think about this. Person didn't want to say their name. Hey, Mikey. I know she's a monster. But I can't help thinking. That Casey Anthony is hot. Is that a bit of a spicy meatball? Because it's true? Is she? Isn't she? Not the way they're portraying her now. The pictures of her, though, from back in the day. The way they're portraying her now? She looks... Does? They make her do her hair awful. She has black eyes from, like, who knows what. Still hot. Really? But a monster. But a monster.
JCPenney. But totally a monster. Totally a monster. Totally a monster. Totally a monster. Here's the thing. And this is very difficult for a lot of people to do because you simply can't escape the monster part of it. But the truth of the matter is that Casey Anthony not only... Listen, my wife is in the room. Honey, it's okay for me to speak freely about this, correct? Okay. Because my wife knows. I'm very philosophical, very frank, and very, you know, to the point. Not only is Casey Anthony, Casey Anthony has above average appearance, I think. Is she an equestrian or? What am I missing, Jay? Giddy up. It works. It works. It works. Woods? Oh, yeah. Dirty hot. Dirty hot. 100% dirty hot. See, and I disagree with that. I think she is really dirty hot. Now, I'll pull the curtain back. We discussed this off the air the other day. And Woods said the same thing. Dirty hot. She is. Jay said, oh, yeah. She looks like a little hula. I want to squeeze him. And I completely, completely disagree with that. I believe Casey Anthony has a...
Classic beauty. Classic beauty? Horish beauty. Yes. I'll tell you why. Let me make my argument. One thing is she's got very big. One thing is she has very big eyes, which is a classic beauty trademark. Okay. The other thing is she's got very full lips. My God. You've tried. She's got very full lips. The other thing is she has a very. naturally pretty complexion. She doesn't, you know, she doesn't have a lot of blemishes. Grayish white color. Looks like Robert Smith from The Cure these days. Well, she hasn't been able to lay out as much as usual over the last three years. Classic beauty kind of suggests, though, that even without makeup and all the whorish features.
Things that she's added to herself, she'd still be beautiful. What? Knockers. Right. Knockers. Not so much. Lack thereof. Wait a minute. Sienna. Does she have big boobs? Mm-hmm. She does? Mm-hmm. I haven't seen them. Well, I haven't either. You know, I haven't either, but... Just with the clothes that she's wearing. I just see, like, oversized, like Lauren said, JCPenney. To you, it's all relative. That's not what I mean. It's all relative. When you're talking about boobs, you need to scale it back a little bit. Stop it. She's practically flat-chested. I mean, I believe she's a D car. Sienna, yeah, she's a D. She's a full D. Tiny. They look like raisins. That's not what I meant. Yeah, it's like she's smuggling raisins. I just wouldn't classify them as big. Itsy bitsy. They're ample. She has an ample bosom. They're there. I don't believe you can leave it at that. No, Sienna. Handful? No. I'll tell you. More than a handful. I believe that her cup size is a... And my wife watches this thing, watches this trial more than I do. Honey, what cup size would you say that...
See, I haven't noticed either. Okay, then I'll tell you. Then I'll tell you. B? She's a C or a D. C or a D. C or a D. Say a good, solid 32C. They look pretty good. Are they real? Are they built for speed or for comfort? Years of experience in looking. I'd say 32C. I would say that she is probably a 36 or 38. Oh, really? No way. She's not that big. She's 36 inches around. No. No, I'd say 32, 34. Little girl. I would say... Is she, babe? Is she real tiny? She's a 32, you think? She's a 32. You think she's a 32? It's called a little miracle, all right? There's a picture. She's a 34. You can see some cleave. She's a 34 CRD. Oh, my God. I would classify that as a 32C. Oh! L-O-B, why did you say that? Oh, my gosh. That we're still talking about this. It's important stuff. Is it? Well, the... Listen. The question is, please stop. The question is, is she a monster? Of course. Yes, of course. Of course. But is she hot? Yes. Yeah. Teach her a lesson. Yeah, she is. Teach her a lesson. He just said my geek.
Jay should not get off the hook for that. I beg him to shut up. Teach her. I'll teach her a lesson, Mac. Oh, my God. Not me. Don't kill your kids. It's not even funny. I'll teach her a lesson. The throw up. Nauseating. L.O.B. and Sienna. And I think every woman. Okay, let me. We have a sample group here. We do. Because we've got some women and we've got some men. In the studio. And I'm going to ask the question to everybody in the studio. Raise your hand if you think that Casey Anthony is hot. Oh, wow. That guy was shamed into it. Don't be shamed. Don't be shamed. He's never seen her. Oh, you've never seen Casey Anthony? You don't know who she is? He's young. Did you just wake up from a coma? Are you, in fact, Rip Van Winkle? Yes. Okay, one more time.
Raise your hand if you think Casey Anthony is hot. All right. Every guy. One, two. There's a couple so-so. That guy does not. There's one guy that does not. He's half. Is that your wife sitting next to you? That explains it. So one, two, three, four, five, six. And there are eight men in here. One of them has never seen Casey Anthony. Not one woman raised her hand. Not one woman. raised her hand. Smart girls. It isn't... Go ahead, Woods. If Megan Fox was on trial, the girls would still keep their hands up. Yeah, they'd be like, she's so gross. She looks slightly disgusting. She's like all freckly. Gross. Megan Fox is hot. Yeah, Megan Fox is hot if you like girls that have like pointy features like a car. You look like a witch nose. Yeah. If you're into toaster ovens. Girls have her cat ear. Yes. Hello Bee, Sienna, my wife. All these women that are in here do not think that Casey Anthony is good looking. The fact is, she is. Guys like looks. Women like what's inside. Right. And guys like her inside is filth. Guys like makeup and slutty clothes. Yes. Oh, if that's the case. Okay, if women look at what's on the inside, hopefully I look like Brad Pitt then.
Yes. You're a nice guy. We like what's inside. And she is awful. Look at L.O.B. L.O.B.'s got a look on her face that says, I'd like to differ, Mike. Not always. We can see. I mean, it's not even that I like what's on the inside. I mean, regardless of the fact of what she did, she clearly, when she's deprived of all the slut factors that she has, is not an attractive girl. You believe that? Let's do it before and after. No, no, no, no. Listen, I've been watching this thing. What is fascinating to me is that, and it isn't just you, Ella B. There's all these women in here. There's a bunch of them. You guys, by you guys, I mean the female species. You guys believe that. What's that? What you just said. The makeup and slutty clothes? Yeah, you really believe that when you take all that away, she's not good looking. She's jealous. Yeah, she's still pretty. She's still pretty.
She's still very pretty. If I ran into that, if I was single, of course, I'm a happily married man. If I ran into the girl that looks just like that at Starbucks, I'd be like, it's a pretty girl. But you'd kick Kim Kardashian out of bed. No, I wouldn't. I think Kim Kardashian's pretty. She's just got a giant butt. That's all I've ever said. I think she's beautiful. Okay, take away the crazy things that she's done and the story of her daughter, Casey Anthony. If you saw her... Of course I think she's gorgeous. You would not marry her. It would be a one night thing. A hundred percent. That's all it is. That's all it is. You wouldn't ever introduce her to your parents because she's not that hot. She's whorish. Yes. Yeah. But I would. And that's what guys like in her. I'd make it right. Yeah. Sure. Any guy would. I'd make it right for sure. I made a comment to my wife about Casey Anthony. Casey Anthony constantly is tucking the back of her shirt in. She's constantly tucking the back of her shirt in. It's so... And Rebecca goes, yeah, she does. It's like Jay's shirt shimmy. It's a nervous habit. It's a nervous habit. I used to do the exact same thing. Tuck the back of your shirt in? The exact same deal. Covering your tramp stamp. Yes. Covering my tramp stamp. That's what I would do. All the time. Drive my wife nuts. Wow. Sienna, I have a picture paused of Casey Anthony on the screen right now. She does have big boobs. I never noticed. I'm sorry. Man, you can just leave that up there if you want.
They look big. If you want to. You could. Well, that's because you have big jugs. Can we ask the guy that's never seen her before? Now, what do you think? Oh, yeah. I mean, well, listen, hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. This, what they're showing right now, is not flattering. However, I've seen her in the courtroom. I've seen her in the courtroom look better than she does right now. Now, she's been crying all morning long, which is weird because she doesn't. Fake tears. No, she was... I don't know. These looked real. These looked real. She was kind of puffy. She has been crying fake tears. Well, her defense lawyer was actually cutting onions. Right. Yes. Hey, Mike. Yeah. Has she been... You've seen a lot of this trail. Has she ever had her hair down at all? Yes. Okay, because you've got to cover those ears up. Yeah. You've got to. I thought she was a natural beauty. They're like jug handles, though. Just call them handles. Yeah, you've got to cover those up. Yes, they have.
allowed her to have her hair down and it's very very long easy talk to me it's like ursula they've allowed her to have her hair down it's super long because in jail they won't let her cut her hair you have to use uh like fingernail clippers to cut your hair in there you're telling me you would kiss that face if you weren't married like right now I think she's pretty. Brother kissed Rose Grandma from Titanic. I'm serious. She is filthy, Casey Anthony. I know. Girls are so... What does it take to get a girl to go, oh yeah, she's really, really beautiful? Case in point, yesterday I was listening. Can I just say this? If you have a girl that is missing, and I don't care what she looks like,
If you have a girl and you show another girl a picture of a girl that's missing a leg, they'll go, she's so pretty. She's so pretty. They know their man will never leave her. And they know that they're better. In their minds, they judge her and they go, she's beautiful. She's so gorgeous. I was listening to Best Of yesterday and I... was telling the story about how I have a crush on Rachel McAdams. And my wife was like, she's not even that cute. And Sienna goes, yeah, she's all moly and freckly. I was like, are you kidding me? The reason I said that is because a guy once told me, I bet she has moles everywhere. No girl is good looking. That's Todd's go-to girl too, so of course I'm going to bag on her. But if a girl sees another girl and she's got a patch on, the girl will be like, She's so gorgeous. She's beautiful. She's chubby. She's so pretty. She's so pretty. Talk to me, LLB. You guys act like we've never admitted that a woman is attractive before. Barely. Once. Twice. Ever. Barely. Twice. Oh my gosh. 570-1949. We've got phone lines lighting up about this very topic. Creeps. I want to hear from dudes. Is Casey Anthony pretty?
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Make some noise in the live studio audience. All right, you can call and tell us what you think. Fellas, got a text that said that Casey Anthony may be a monster, but that she's hot. Ocean blue eyes, very pretty features. Ample bosom. Super duper fly hose. I'll give her the ample bosom. Well, he showed... showed L.O.B. a picture of her in the courtroom that I found online and L.O.B. said, yeah, she's okay there. Well, ugly people can still take pretty pictures. Now, if you mean ugly on the inside, you got no disagreement here. I don't think she's ugly. I wouldn't venture that far. I'm just saying she's not all that. Scale of one to ten. Six. That's above average. Your average is five.
She's attractive in some ways. I don't think she's, like, bad. She's bad to look at. I just think... 5-7-0. I recant. Five and a half. Four. Five and a half? Mm-hmm. Slightly above average. You say four, Sienna? She's filthy. Take a shower. Agreed. Take a shower? No, she doesn't. Wait, you mean... You think that she looks like she hasn't bathed. Yeah. And even if she wasn't in jail, she probably would not bathe very often then, too. Wow. Wow. Oh, my gosh. She's the hottest sociopath. I'll give her that. She's a sociopath. We're not going to be nice to her. That's the whole point. We're removing that part. You can't. You just can't. You can try. You can't. What's going on in...
in the news. Well, history is going to be made this year at San Diego's Pride Parade because active duty military members are actually going to be marching openly for the first time through the heart of Hillcrest. The Pride Parade is going to be on July 16th at 11 a.m. Right. So they're allowed to do that. 200 active duty members have already signed up to be in the parade. Also, preliminary 2010 census figures have found for the first time that white babies are no longer the majority among the kids in the U.S. However, among seniors, 80% are white. M1 Parks from San Diego. What was the word of the day? That is correct. You got yourself a pair of tickets to the Foo Fighters, but you have also won tickets to the Jeff Bridges concert in Phoenix. You got to get yourself to Phoenix and you got to get a place to stay in Phoenix. But as long as you do, you will be able to go to his sold out show doing the music from Crazy Heart. Are you going to be able to do that? Yes.
We have some friends in Phoenix, so we'll hit them up. Very cool, dude. Very cool. And Woods and I will be there. We're taking our wives. And so we'll see you there, man. See you there. Hang on. Hang on. Okay. Woodsy, what's going on in sports? Well, we were off yesterday, and I didn't get the chance to tell you that the Padres actually took two of three from the Boston Red Sox. Awesome. And they are opening a series tonight at Beko Park 705 against the Braves, who are also a very good team. It's Derek Lowe against Tim Stauffer tonight. And then this is an update to a story I told you the other day about Tennessee Titans wide receiver Kenny Britt. Who's a little... He's a little crazy. He's been arrested a couple times. And apparently he went on... Well, okay. He says somebody else went on to his Facebook and posted the following message retiring from the NFL. F.U. Goodell, who is the commissioner of the NFL. Well, Kenny Britt came out and said that his account was hacked. That's the new bit. That's the Wiener bit. Right. That's what Anthony Wiener said. And so now he is still saying, listen, my Facebook was hacked with those past two statuses. I'm not retiring. I don't have any hate. And he said, listen, this is not a defense. This is a true statement. My Facebook was hacked. They just happened to post something about the commissioner after he'd been arrested three times. Oh, wow. Yeah. So.
We'll keep you in the loop on this guy. Is that it? That is it, my friend. Okay. So people are calling in to tell us, to give us their opinion. Can you hand me that when that comes out? M1, Leah from El Cajon. Are you there? I'm here. What's up? What do you think? Okay, I think she's pretty. You know, she's a good-looking girl. But what she did is what makes her ugly. Like, no matter how pretty she is, she can't be good. Agreed. If you were Angelina Jolie and she did the same thing, it would make her ugly. No. I agree. It's just so hard to get rid of that. You try, you can't. Not me. Wow. Not me. I can push it aside. Well, yeah. I mean, I can do that with any person. I can say, regardless, I'll go, well, we're going to just, we're going to look at this one particular thing. But some people cannot do that. Isn't she innocent, Mike?
Until proven guilty? Yeah, except that she's guilty. M1 Trav from La Mesa. Hey, what's happening? Real quick. Woodsy, you gotta get. Why? Uncle Jay, you're a perv. True. You got me. Mikey, Mikey, Mikey. Don't you like the girl that says when I was in band camp? Yes. So, you know, L-O-B. is definitely has the cup. You know, this girl, like, even if I saw her at a club, I mean, she looks like an elf. I mean, she's... Woods made that point. She does. She has elfin features. Honestly, if you can sit here and look at Casey Anthony right now in the pictures that they have, she looks like a slicked-back mobster. You are my new best friend. I love him. I mean, her ears are as pointy as they get. That is true. That is true. I mean, I can't disagree. They're like handlebars. I can't disagree with some of the things that you've said. But let me ask you this. Who, in your opinion, Trav, is really good looking? Let me say first off, my wife. Smart man. Immediate disqualification. Of course. Immediate disqualification. You know what? I mean, I...
I don't know. You know. Yeah, you do. You know. I can name you five right now. Someone famous. Someone famous. I mean, I love... I don't really look at... Is your wife in the room right now? Your wife's in the car with you. Is she? She is. She's on the other line. She's listening. She found out he was cheating last night. She's like, you call right now. Where is your wife right this moment? My wife is actually working. She's a CPS worker. Got it. No, I mean, it's not that I don't know what hot chicks are. Everyone does. If you can really sit here, and I'm looking right at it on Fox News. If you can sit here and say that that lady right there with the slick back hair is good looking. What do you think about other women? Well, dude, here's what I'm going to say to you. Here's what I'm going to say. I don't think that she looks very good today. And I'm saying today, you know, everybody has their days. First of all.
Earlier today, she was, for the first time, in my opinion, crying some real tears. And you're right. I don't think that today is a very flattering look for her. Or the day before. All right. Bravo. You know, to each their own. Peace in her mouth. Agreed. A bridle. I believe the bridle is the word you were going for. Thank you. M1 Herald from San Marcos. I must have just came out of a cave because I didn't know who this girl was. And because you guys are talking about her, I Google imaged her. And I'm going to go with Sienna. I'll give her a four. Yeah. Carol is a win. These clowns are calling in to get good favor with these two bros right here. I tell you that right now. They speak the truth. They're scared to death of both of you. That's why they're calling you. They're scared to death of you. Angel, I mean, come on. No, she's hideous. She's absolutely hideous. Mike is showing a picture of her in lingerie. Excuse me. Excuse. Excuse. Excuse. Excuse. It's a picture. It's a Halloween night picture. I could buy that a Victoria's Secret this afternoon if I wanted to. I think you should. Prove it, Sienna. Yeah, prove it. Excuse, but anyone making a duck face is disqualified. Oh, really? Lip pucker.
Please. And on that picture. We can post that on our Facebook page. Listen, I'm not saying that I think that she's good Samaritan of the year. She's not. She's a monster. But, you know, I don't think that she's. It's a proven fact. Any girl that makes duck face can look hot. That is. That's true. Proven fact. That is. I can't argue with that. Rosie O'Donnell. Who? Well. Okay. Jay. Yes, sir. Can you come into the studio and bring with you the wheel of pain? I've lost the wheel. Come on in. You lost the will to do it? It's the will of pain. It's the will. The will to live. Jay's punched in. All right. Here's how the wheel of pain works. We have an actual wheel. And there are two chances that these... Two clowns will not have to do something bad. Now, Sienna, I need you to keep score. Okay. Okay? We're going to give them eight. There are eight band names. Okay? We're going to go back and forth between the two of them. And they have to tell me if the band is real or fake. Now, whoever does better doesn't have to spin the wheel of pain. Whoever loses has got to take a spin. Now, here are the different things. One of the deals is get a foot rub.
And another one of them is get a back rub. But they may have to take three shots from the BB gun, three shocks from the dog collar, three drops of very, very hot sauce to the tongue, three bag tag shots, which is punches to the boys, three days with black... Painted fingernails, which we've got right here. The black nail polish is right here. That's mortifying everything from the bottom. Or three hippity hop hits. Now, we've got the little hippity hop bouncers, and they're going to slam each other with those. Those SOBs hurt when they hit you, dude. That is true. Okay. Who starts today? Me. Woods does. All right, Woodsy. I'm going to give you the band name. You've got to tell me if it's a real band or if I made the band name up. Are you ready? I am ready. Alcoholocost. That's a... That's a real band. Yes. Jay. Yes. Wired for Mercy. It's fake. Wow. It's true. It is a fake when I made it up. It's good. Woods. Yes. Public Foot the Roman. True. Dang it. It is a real band. It's not.
J, Jodie Foster's Army. Real. Correct, it is. Jay is good at this game. Woods. Yes. Maraja Todd. Todd? Maraja Todd? Yes. That's real. He's two down. I made it up. Wow. J, 501 Beans. Mikey. It's real. Dang it. Are we tied? I made it up. No, I only have one. You have two wrong. Okay. Feast. Woods. Yes. Rastafardian. Don't look at him. It's got to be fake. Go with your gut. My gut, the sizable gut, tells me it's fake, so I'm going to say true. Should have gone with your gut. And a lot of your gut. I made it up. Jay. Warlock.
Pinchers. That is fake. It's a real band. How appropriate for Jay. Pinchers. So I've got two out of four, right? Right. I've got three wrong. Right. So if I get one more wrong, I'm not going to lose. Jay has two. Woods has one. I thought it was out of four. No, I lose if I get one more wrong. You got to get four wrong. You do? Sure. No, it was out of eight. That was eight. It was out of eight. You lose again. Did you lose once? Yes. I was doing the math. All right. Are you ready to spin the wheel of pain? Hippity hop hits. I can do that. I can handle those. Three hippity hop hits. I can handle that. Oh, they're going to hurt, though. Jay's looking for the more firm. Very excited. Oh, gosh. Careful, everybody. Now, hey, Jay, don't hit anybody. Don't hit anybody. Get the microphone in there. Everyone be careful. Here comes the first one. Where are you hitting me? Come on. Easy, easy. That's smart. That's smart. Don't throw your elbow up. Shut up.
Jay! Jay has a hatred on his face. That stings? Oh, that stings. Holy cow! Holy cow! Holy cow! Oh, wow, look at that. Oh, he's got... It looks like he got bit by a giant jellyfish. Oh, that stings. Oh, that's fun. Oh, my gosh. Dang it, I am terrible at this game. Jay's really good at that. I know. Man. All right. There is a new Harry Potter website. There is. And what does it do, Sienna? What is on there? Well, yesterday the author announced this, and it's a creation of the new Harry Potter-themed website, which is her seven novels about...
you know, the wizard. And the site is called, Jay, you might want to know this because you're a big Harry Potter fan, Pottermore. And they combine elements of a role-playing game. And it's a digital encyclopedia with social networking and an online store. So it's just, if you're a Potter fan, you want to go to Pottermore. It's like everything Harry Potter and more. Guess what? That is the story of the Jay. So, let's go ahead and talk to somebody from... Hermione, maybe? Yes. From Harry Potter? Sure. Hermione, how are you? Well, golly, that's really exciting. Oh, my God. How are you guys doing on the Mikey Show? We're doing great, Hermione. How are you doing? I'm glad to talk to you guys. So... Well... What do you want to know? Are you excited about this website? Oh, it's so exciting. Oh, my gosh. You should check it out for yourself. You're going to love what you're seeing. Southern? Are you from the Albany, Georgia part? Yeah, yeah. I sure am. Okay. All right. So. What the heck? You go to www.harrypotter.com. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
It's not even the right website. It's Pottermore.com. Pottermore.com. That's what I said. We'll go live July 31st. Golly, thank you. Thank you for calling. 18,000 words of new material. Sure is. Well, thank you, Hermione. Glad to be here. That's the biggest smile I've ever seen. Sounds more like hermaphrodite than Hermione. Hermaphrodite. Every day we do a story of the J. And it means we do a story and we just make him do some sort of voice from the story. Maybe we do seven of them a day. He doesn't know what it is or what role he's playing. That was weird. That was so weird. Our phone number here is 570-1949 if you want to give us a call at any time. How's your backwoods? It's tingling. Itchy. Does it hurt a little bit? I need to do some shimmies. It's itchy. Yeah, it hurt. It stings. Yeah, it did. So, our phone screener, Chris, went to a store with a friend of his and the story is called Unleashed. Has anybody heard of Unleashed?
The store Unleashed. Is it an adult video store? No, it isn't. Sounds like it. Chris works there. It's a pet store where everything is organic and holistic for the dog. What? Are you? Yeah, for sure. I was just going to say that I didn't think that I would probably get along well with someone that would shop at a place where the stuff for the dog is holistic and... Well, Color, are you surprised? Yes. Because I would be one of those people. But you don't even eat organic and holistic. I know. Where do you, what kind of food do you feed your dogs? Beneful is what we feed our dogs. Now, I mean, if we could afford, we have a lot of dogs. If we could afford to do that, we would. It's really expensive to do like the fancy, fancy dog food. So you're telling me that if you won the lottery. Oh, yeah. You would go and get all organic and holistic? Yeah, all fancy organic. We get them organic treats. They do have some organic treats that we give them, but the dog food itself is just Beneful. Yeah. Alpo? That's bad? We don't buy Alpo. Would that be torture? Well, no, but Beneful, they really like it, so we give them that. They feast on it. You know, I don't feed my dog.
regular dog food just because it makes him healthier. He eats raw chicken. Yeah. They get holy chickens and throw it to them. Raw chicken? Yeah. Raw chicken. That guy loves it. He loves it. I bet the farts are terrible. No, it cleans all the farts up because most of the stuff in regular dog food is like how many dogs are out in the woods trying to kill corn or try to eat beans or some kind of vegetables, which is the first ingredient there. They want meat. If they were out in the wild, they'd be hunting and killing meat. My little Yorkies are hunters and killers, man. But you can't feed them the bones, right? Yeah. When it's not cooked, you can feed them bones. It's when they're cooked, they turn them spindly. He just eats it. He destroys it. His teeth are stronger and clean. When he goes to the bathroom in the yard, it immediately dries and goes to a white powder. No way. And he sheds like twice a year when he loses COVID. Otherwise, he doesn't shed like he was before his gas. And now it's nice. Now it's like roses. It's nice. It's like roses. Yeah. It's pretty awesome.
We're going to play some TomTom tunes, so call us 570-1949. What's the prize we have today, Jay? Today we've got a pair of tickets to the San Diego County Fair. There you go. Huge. Give us a call right now, 570-1949. If you want to play TomTom tunes, TomTom Girl will read the lyrics to some songs, and you just have to tell us what that song is. Make some noise in here. We've got a live studio audience, and we'll be back. Mikey got something worth adding to the Mikey show? Thanks, Nostradamus. Text him at 949mikey at gmail.com. No. Call Mikey now. 570-1949. There he is, the Prince of Canada. Mikey. More coming up on FM 94.9. This is the episode.
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coming up in just a minute. Let's make some noise in our live studio. Jared is the owner and proprietor of createyourdesignonline.com, which is so amazing that it doesn't matter what you do, there is something that you can find for him to print for you or make just because he's so incredible as an artist and as a graphic designer. The guy can literally do anything. I sent him a photograph and I asked him, hey, can you make this look like it's an old photo? And then can you add this to it? And can you do this to it? And I'll send him all this stuff. And I'm not kidding you. Ten minutes later, here's a proof. And I wrote him back and I was like, dude, how did you do that? And it looks rad.
You know, he's a very gifted guy. And his website is createyourdesignonline.com. If you have a graphic designer now, bail on them. It's the truth. Listen, and with all due respect to graphic designers out there. He's just incredible. He's just incredible. He's got the business smarts and the artistic side, which you don't usually get from somebody. Very true. It's very true. Hi, Tom Tom Girl. How are you? Hello, Mikey. I'm ecstatic. Yeah, it sounds like it. You're a GPS device. Correct. And have you had a chance to get out to the fair this year? I have not been located at the San Diego County Fair. Not yet. Not as of yet. Yeah. If you went there, I realize that you are just a machine.
Not just a machine. Well, a GPS device. If you were to go there, is there something that you like to eat the most or a ride you look forward to? I personally like the kettle corn. The kettle corn is good. Delicious. Easy, Jay. Easy, Jay. Okay, let's get somebody on the line to play a little Tom Tom tunes with us. M1 Ricky from Mira Mesa. Are you there? I'm here, Mikey. All right. Now, you're going to have 20 seconds to be able to answer the question, but if you know any time before then, you can just interject and give us title or artist to win. She's going to read you some lyrics to a song, and you've got to tell us what that song is or who's singing it. Sound fair? Sounds good. Let's do this. 20 seconds starting now. Dark in the city night is a wire. Steam in the subway earth is a fire. Woman, you want me, give me a sign and catch my breathing even closer behind. In touch with the ground, I am on the hunt. I am after you. Smell like I sound, I am lost in a crowd. And I am hungry like the wolf. Okay, all we need is title or artist on that, M1 Ricky, and you win. Gonna waste your time. I don't know. It's honest. Well, I appreciate your honesty and your candidness. That was...
Hungry Like the Wolf. That was tough. Listen, sometimes I say the title. Sometimes she does. I mean, sometimes I say the title. That's correct. And also, sometimes there's a theme. In fact, the last few weeks there has been a theme. There might be a theme tonight. Just be listening. M1, Silas from Miramar. You there? Yeah. All right. You got 20 seconds, bro. And starting now. I cannot remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride, but something touched me deep inside the day the music died. So bye-bye, Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry, and them good old boys were drinking. All I need is title or artist, Silas. Oh, man, let me think. Oh, no, I don't know.
What was that, once? Yeah. It's American Pie, my friend. That was actually Don McClain and Miss American Pie. Silas might have had a marijuana cigarette for breakfast. That's what I was sort of thinking. Possibly. Maybe he ate a marijuana cigarette in a piece of American Pie. That song is as American as apple pie. That is true. Is that the way you say it, Mikey? Well, Tom, Tom. Girl, no, no, it isn't. M1 Selena from Encinitas, are you there? All right. You got 20 seconds with the Tom Tom girl starting now. I do not mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence, but I cannot feed on the powerless when my cup is already over felled, but it is on the table. The fire is cooking and they are farming babies. While slaves are working, blood is on the table, and the mouths are choking. Okay, Selena. Just give me title or artist to win. Oh, wow! You got it! Jay, what did she win? She won a pair of tickets to the San Diego County Fair. What did she win, not what did she wear? She wore. She wore.
I had a bagel in my mouth. Well, congratulations and hang on the line, Selena. Very good. Nice. Jay, do you remember that one time that Woods showed you a picture on his computer and you went, and it was your daughter, remember? Do you remember that, Jay? Remember that one time? Jay, do you remember that? Hey, Jay. I remember that a long time ago, that one time, that Woods was showing this picture on his computer, and he's like, oh my goodness, look at this hot girl. And you looked at it, and you go, oh. Jay, do you remember this one time? Woods showed you a picture from the other room, and all you saw was a girl in a bikini, and you ran it. Ran, ran. Ran. And then you go. And then saw the picture, looked at it, and said, oh. You remember that, Jay? You squinted at it, and then you went.
He's breaking rules. You can't break that rule. You can't break that rule. You can't break. No, it is not. It's done. He just cost you guys November 28th. He just cost you. No. Hey, that was the rule. It was played. It's off. No. You're off. It can't be off. It's off. It can't be off. It's never going to be off. It's off. You have to rule on this. It's off. Sienna, rules are rules. I'm going to. What is he doing? Oh, really? It's rules. You can't take that away from them or us. Oh, it's off. I'm sorry. I didn't play it. It was played. I have nothing on the line. If you're just tuning in, we have an agreement. Yes. A rule. Oh, it's a rule. It's a rule. It's a rule, an agreement. Not for me. That until the day after Thanksgiving vacation, you cannot talk about two unspeakables. Three unspeakables? Lauren has one too. Santa baby. Breaking it again. He's breaking rules, dude. What? You're going to have to come up with some new stuff. What is he? Kamikaze? I don't have any skin in this country. You're on the Mikey show. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, then here's the fourth thing added to the we don't talk about. Oh, that's good. Now, that's not bad. Now, that I like because that means it's an even better reason to look forward to. All right. I'll concede. Yeah? I concede. Okay.
I like it. Now we have four things on the list. The first one that we can't talk about is me and embarrassing letters that I wrote when I was obese and 22. Yes. They're over there. They're in the studio. They're ready. Yeah. They're here. Lauren's showing them off. Exhibit A. Lauren is showing. It was their clapping. They're clapping. Those are by Mikey's hand. It's written in my hand. Lauren is showing them. And it's the one thing that I've asked. please don't make fun of because it's so embarrassing. Well, there's a poem in there. It's so embarrassing. There's a really good poem in there. Lauren looks like she looks forward to it and enjoys it so much. I have it sitting as close to me as I can have something. Yes. And then the thing that we cannot mention for Lauren is the fact that she wrote this, or not wrote, but she sang the song Santa Baby. You can't play the clips from it. We can't play the clips from it. But she sang the song Santa Baby in the toilet. Yes. In the bathroom. I wasn't on the toilet. Weren't you? She was in the bathroom. In the John. She was in the John. It was the best acoustics in there. Acoustics in there. And so she recorded for her boyfriend, Matt Commerce, her BFMC. The vein is out. Yeah, the vein is out. On her forehead. The vein is out. When she gets embarrassed, the vein pops out. She recorded Santa Baby. Now, I can't play you the clips, but...
The reason that it's so embarrassing to her is because she's very sultry, very seductive when she's singing this song. And she was so protective of it that after she sent it to him, she told him he had to destroy it. And she has a copy and told us, made the mistake of telling us. We made her bring in the audio and we played it. And it was like, I'm telling you, it's the greatest thing ever. And it embarrasses her to the point where she wants to throw up. And she would hide under it because she hated it so much. Now, for Woods, the thing that we cannot bring up is right around Christmas time, we sent Woods out on the street to interview people. And he interviewed a girl named Taylor. His favorite name. Taylor was... You're on thin ice over there, kid. One of his favorites. Taylor was 19 years old, and Woods interviewed a lot of people. In fact, one of the people that he interviewed was a guy. And when he interviewed the guy, it's your typical Woods. Hey, dude. How you doing? Nice to meet you. Hey, let's pound it out. Yeah, man. Let me ask you a couple questions, all right? What do you think about Christmas time parking? It's a bitch, isn't it? But then when he talked to Taylor. Voice changed. His voice changed. Hey, Jay.
Can't play the clips. A lot of stuff changed, I guess. Can't play the clips. But when we played those clips back and pointed out how his voice became so creepy and how he was asking her questions. But we won't play those clips until the Monday after Thanksgiving. Stuggy! Get nice, kid. Hey! Thin Ice. Hey, you guys. Hey, I might take it off the table. Yeah, great. We'll talk about it all the time. See, but Woods, don't we kind of have to explain that to the audience so that they know? No, they don't need to throw in the little additions. You're right. You were doing a fine job. Okay, okay. You were doing a fine job. Okay. But now I almost have to explain. Why don't you just play it? No. No. Just play it. No, no, no. You can if you want. No, no, no. Don't fall for that, Charles. We can't. I want him to so bad.
But just for the benefit of new listeners, during one portion of the interview, Wood's voice did something like this. No, it didn't. Did it not? It certainly did. It did. And so when we, one of the things that we would do when we made fun of it is we would go, hi. And he hates it. He turns bright red. And it's hard to get Woods to blush. It's hard to embarrass Woods. But I'm telling you, when that stuff was going on, when we were playing those clips, he was fanning his shirt. He laid on the couch. He laid on the couch. 45 minutes you guys went on that thing. I mean, it just mortified. Well, now we got a new one. Yep. All right. And it's Jay's. There you go. And the one for Jay was that one time. One time Woods saw in his news feed on Facebook. Really? Yes. He did. Yeah. He saw in his news feed on Facebook. He's trolling. He's trolling. He saw in his news. This isn't about Woods. Not about me. You don't have to make fun of Woods. Not about me. As he was looking on his news feed, he saw a picture of Jay's daughter. How old is Maddie? 23. Maddie's beautiful. Very pretty girl. 23 years old.
She had posted these brand new sort of modeling pictures that she had. And Woods looked at him. And to play a trick on Jay, because he knows that Jay's got old man eyes. Can't see all that well. And is a creep. Jay is in another room. He's separated by glass. Woods flagged Jay, got his attention. And Jay squinted and looked into the studio. And Woods pointed at his screen like, look at this hottie. Jay came running in. Because that's what I do. Because that's what he does. And, Jay, this is the last time I'll tell this story until the Monday after Thanksgiving. But Jay saw this picture of this young girl from afar and went... Over my shoulder. And then he got close and realized... Oh, no. That's my daughter. Which is just proof that guys look at bodies before face. Agreed. He was... furious with Woods. He threw his back out. Yeah, he did. Remember? He did. He actually did. And I'm talking like, you guys, he had to go to a chiropractor. Hit me! Hit me! Did he go like, what did he do? Bean bag. He dove into the love sack. And then threw myself to the bean bag. Hit me! Hit me, Mike!
All right, I got the clip ready to play. Okay, okay, okay. Now, from this point on, we cannot mention it until the Monday after Thanksgiving. But I'm saying now, like that Monday after Thanksgiving might as well just be all this stuff. But see, but here's the deal. We have a window of referencing. It's the Monday after Thanksgiving up until Christmas vacation. And that's the window that's free game. A couple weeks. It's a free game. We need one for this one right here. She's the only one with nothing. I put it all out there. Sienna, you're the only one. You're the only one. Let's be thankful she lets us do all the bits. I don't get mad at you guys. The only thing I can think of is the fact that you do throw pennies away. Yeah. You do throw away your U.S. currency. A lot of people do, though. It doesn't bother me. I was reading that page and everyone was like, oh, I did it too. I'm like, damn. I didn't even know until I heard that. I was like, I didn't know it was a thing. We could start playing audio of her singing the Sage song over and over and over again. Doesn't get me. I'll sing it right now. Gosh, darn it. Darn it. We got to find something. I'll get her. Good luck. Oh, boy. She does wipe with 20s. That's another thing. That's a true statement. That is not a true statement. That's a true story. Let's see. What do I got for you? Oh, speaking of Sienna. So, Sienna goes with her daughter Sage's grocery store.
elderly lady walks up to sienna and says oh you have such a cute baby and sienna without even thinking goes oh thanks so do you oh she didn't have a baby no so elderly what i was doing a few too many things at once i think you said it it's like when you're walking down the hall and somebody says hey how you doing and you go great how are you or you go no you say uh It was as if they asked you, what's going on? Fine. How are you? That's the worst. I did it at the fair, too, driving in. The woman that took my money so that I could park. She said, okay, have a good time at the fair. I said, thanks, you too. You too. Oh, wait. Oh. I'll say hi to people sometimes. Hey, how are you? Or I'll just say hi. Yeah. And they'll go, really good. How about yourself? Yeah.
And I feel guilty. Maybe I should have asked how they are. It's the worst when you're the one that's like, fine, how are you? Oh, that's not what you just said, hi. How about the flight attendant or the person taking your ticket and they go, have a good flight? And you go, you too. Have a great one. Now, this is something else. I'm going to tell you guys. Why dudes do not like to go to the doctor. Woods is the biggest guy I know, and he's also the leading example of that guy that doesn't go to the doctor. Are there any guys here in the studio that do not like going to the doc and don't go to the doc? Yeah, there's a couple guys in here that just don't do it. So we'll tell you about what that's all about when we come back.
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Lauren. I might be allergic to oats. Woods. I think it'd be safe to say I'm a jock smoker. Zienna. I don't care. Yeah. I want a thank you card to come in the mail to show me I went out of my way to help her. She should go out of her way for five minutes. And Jay. The only thing I don't like about hockey. The fight. The fight? Oh, it's fun. On FM 94.9. Hey, let's make some noise in our live studio audience. I also want to thank the San Diego County Fair. San Diego County Fair going on through Fourth of July, and they brought in some great, great fair food. Uh, they brought in some chicken Charlies. They brought in some, uh, fried Kool-Aid, fried brownies, fried Oreo cookies, Texas donuts. What? Maple bacon donuts. What? Uh, country fair cinnamon rolls, Rebecca. Uh, Greek gourmet baklava and kettle corn. So pretty cool. What's that? What is that? Uh,
Let's see. On the phone with me right now, is this Jeff Shatati? You got it. Did I say that correctly? That's kind of a bastardization of the Hungarian pronunciation of my name, but I'll take it. Yeah. Now, how is it actually pronounced? Satari. Satari. It's pronounced. Satari. Okay. But if you were in Hungary, I believe it would be Shatati. Chetati. Chetati. Chetati. Now, Jeff is from Men's Health Magazine, correct? That's correct. I'm going to put you on the stand. I've been watching this Casey Anthony thing all morning long, so I'm going to be like, are you in fact, Jeff Chetati? Are you or are you not? But anyway, the reason that we wanted to have you on, Jeff, is because you can tell us a lot about why dudes don't go to the doctor. And we don't, right? No, they don't. I mean, typically guys are a little squeamish about going to the doctors. More than half of men, 55%, haven't seen their doctor in the previous year. Yeah. Now, what's the reason? Well, you know, I think it's two things. Well, three things. A lot of things. It's we're busy. We think we're invincible.
And doctors tell us that men are babies when it comes to going to the doctor. If it's not broke, they don't think it needs fixing, so they don't have to go to the doctor. And they're kind of afraid about what they'll find. Well, Woods, on our show, broke his ankle. Okay? He broke his ankle. Did not go to the doctor. In fact, Woods, how long was it? It was one week. A week? One week. I walked on it. And it flip-flops. Tried to self-treat him. Yeah, I did the rest, ice, elevation, all that stuff. It didn't work. Now, you're saying, Jeff, that it's because guys think that it'll just go away on its own kind of thing. Yeah, and if it's not painful, they're just going to kind of muscle through it. But we want to encourage guys to go at least once a year to see their doctor because... It's important to be proactive about your health, not just fix the things that are hurting, but get a checkup, especially that heart, because heart is important. Every year, 800,000 Americans have their first heart attack, and the key is that more than 80% of them could have seen it coming if they had only gotten a few tests. What age? In other words, below a certain age,
do we kind of not need to worry about it? In other words, a 35-year-old man shouldn't be that concerned about a heart attack. But how old will a dude be when he's got to go, you know what? At this age, I've got to start really being concerned. Well, I've known men in their 40s who've had heart attacks. I mean, 40% of men in their 40s have never had their cholesterol tested. That's ridiculous. You're supposed to? Yeah. I didn't know that. I didn't know. I'm supposed to have my cholesterol tested? How old are you? 41. You should have your cholesterol tested. How do they do it? With blood test? Yeah. I'm not doing that. Oh, you're on your mind. Listen, I don't like the... My wife is in the studio today. They had to put an IV in me. I was so freaked out that they missed the vein. I had to hold her hand. I'm admitting it on the radio. I don't hold her hand like a child, my wife. I'm covered in tattoos. I'm covered in tattoos. But I don't like needles going inside my veins. It skeeves me. How about a pacemaker? Yeah. She's got a point. You look away. You wear your eye. You listen to music. You look away. You think about something pleasant. It's no big deal. Okay. We're talking to Jeff.
Shatati from Men's Health Magazine. And listen, Jeff, how old do I have to be when I get checked for a prostate? Well, let's see. About age 45, I'd say. So I have four years. I have four years. I think you should go in right now. Well, I don't care what you think, Jeff. It's like waiting on your execution day. Yes, because now listen. Now, I'm telling you that. My dad just came out of remission with prostate cancer. My dad has actually got it right now, although he's doing great. His PSA levels, which is the indicator of whether you have it, are way down. So my dad is doing really great. Even with a dad that has prostate cancer, I want to put that off until the final day I can. I don't want those big sausage-sized Abe Vigoda fingers with those white plastic gloves. Around my bum. I don't. And I don't think that I'm that unusual to be a guy saying, listen, I don't want that. That's right.
A lot of guys are squeamish about it, but it's silly. It's no big deal. If you're comfortable in your skin. I'm not. If you know you're a man. I don't. Listen, first of all, I'm not comfortable in my own skin all the time. I mean, I think that a lot of guys might be like me. Now, some guys, I guess, Jeff, are daredevils. Maybe you're a daredevil. Maybe you're the type of guy. That, you know, you've got a little extra time on your hands and you're like, well, I could go to Central Park or go get a prostate exam. I vote prostate exam. I am not. I'm afraid of it. And so my question to you is, how do guys like me get over it and just go do it? Short of having three or four, you know, shots of bourbon. You look at the alternatives. You want to go in and find out. Let's not talk about prostate cancer. Let's talk about the second deadliest cancer in this country, colon cancer. And it's almost entirely preventable. How do you how? The gold standard is a colonoscopy. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Is that the camera? That's the camera. That's the camera. They snake it up your butt and look for polyps. But the thing is, when colon cancer is caught early, it's a 90 percent.
We shouldn't have colon cancer in this country. I'll just roll the dice on that one. How old should you be when you go in for that? Regular screening should start around age 50. You have to ask your doctor, of course. But if you have a family history like I do, you start at earlier. I started having mine around 40. I'm 50. Yeah, as of yesterday, I turned 50. Happy birthday, pal. Well, thank you. Hey, listen, at least you practice what you preach. You talk the talk and you walk the walk. Well, we see it all here at Men's Health, and we try to encourage our guys to get out. I mean, Men's Health is all about living your life better and improving your life and living longer and being more, you know, being around longer so you can enjoy life. So we encourage guys to get out there and see your doctor. Listen. You know, Jeff, we're talking to Jeff Satari from Men's Health Magazine. And he's telling us about all these things that we should do. I...
uh, also encourage people to do it. I just, I don't practice what I preach in terms of that because I really am a big Freddy cat, but I don't in any way condone people that don't do it. I wish I, you know, I, people should, and you know, I don't, I'm not going to be irresponsible and say to people, Oh, don't do it. I'm just saying, I'm just being honest and candid and transparent and telling you that, yeah, the thought of that glove scares me. Uh, and, uh, you know, I have, Had to have that exam one time a while back for something, and I don't remember what it was. I remember it being probably one of the most uncomfortable things ever. The colonoscopy? No, no, no. The check. Oh, okay. The check. And I don't remember what, it wasn't about prostate. It was about something else. I was getting my hair cut. No, but honestly, you're right. I know these are all things that we should be doing. And you say that the scope, the camera, the colonoscopy should happen when you're 50 and you're a guy. Yeah, and it's no big deal. The hardest part of it is the prep. You've got to drink this stuff they call bourbon. Bourbon. That's called go lightly, but it really should be called go violently. But it really clears you out.
Oh, wow. And that's the hardest part of it. The procedure's nothing. Sounds rad. Jeff, you know, obviously we cannot get too graphic about this, but that camera, is there any sort of like, oh, you're going to think this is so wimpy, but is there any sort of local anesthetic that's used? Well, they put you out. Oh, they put you out? Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. You can have it either way. You can have a local, I guess. Oh, no, I want to... I typically like to be put out. Nothing, please. Nothing. I don't want to... I really want to, you know, experience this. Jay. Jay. Insert some air in there to blow up your colon so that the device can get in and look around. And if they find anything amiss, they can snip polyps right there. It's the second biggest cancer killer. It is. But here, look, if you don't want to go through that, at least do this. Look in the mirror for skin cancer. That's a simple test that anybody could do. Nobody should be afraid of. You check out your moles and your little dots on your skin and see if there are any changes. And if there are, have it checked out. Here's my question to you, Jeff, from Men's Health Magazine.
Can't we drive ourselves a little bit crazy doing that, checking with the moles and all that? Yeah, and Woods is pointing at LOB right now because she does, man. And I got another friend that same thing, man. We'd see her, and it seemed like every about six months we'd see her, she'd have these big Band-Aids on. And we'd be like, what is that? And she's like, oh, I went to the dermatologist and had a mole removed. Now, she had a brother that had... a mole and it turned out to be cancerous and they removed it. But because it turned out to be cancerous, it's in her head and so she's constantly having these things carved out. And I'm just wondering where do we draw the line, you know? Because I just don't want to be like a total nut about it and be like, okay, let's go cut it out. Let's cut this out. Let's cut this out. I got a feeling you're not the kind of guy who's going to do that. I'm not. I'm not. But you're suggesting that I be. Not be a nut, but check, you know, if you see something that looks like it's changing, you get it checked out. I don't think you should be, you know, burning off moles here and there willy-nilly. You just got to know what you're dealing with. And I think, you know, the doctor should, yeah. Jeff, tell me I'm crazy on this. And you can and I'll, I trust you. And I think that you are, and I'll believe you if you say, Mike, that's nuts. But.
This is what I'm concerned about when you say to do the mole bit. I see a mole. I get scared about it. I go to the dermatologist. I'm afraid dermatologist wants to make dough. And he goes, yep, we better remove it just to be safe. Because he wants to make some money. I think you're crazy. Okay. That's cool. You know how tough it is to get into it. Dermatologists don't need your money. It's so hard to get into it. It takes 38 days on average to get an appointment with a dermatologist. They're that busy. They don't need your money. Okay. I just went and saw my doctor for my yearly physical, and I've had this thing on my arm, and it kind of had grown a little bit quicker than I liked. So I showed it to him. He's like, he looked at it. He looked at my whole body, but he looked at it. He's like, no, that's just an old man barnacle. You're going to get it. You scratch the eye, scratch it. He could have easily said, oh, no, let's get that out of you. A barnacle. Well, you get old. You've seen things on old men.
And that's the thing. Don't all get older, stuff happens. But, I mean, you've got to go in and let them make the decision. You're not. If you see something you suspect, you go in and... What happened in the old days, man? What happened in the old days? They died. Old John Wayne-type dudes. Yeah, he died. Remember? They died young. Yeah. He had lung cancer. They took his lung. Yeah. So, yeah, you can do that. All right, fine. You got me. Hey, once a year, our company brings in dermatologists and gives us skin cancer. And happy birthday. Happy birthday, pal. I wish Lincoln Financial would bring in dermatologists every once in a while. You wouldn't want to stay. You'd sneak out the back door. That is a true statement. That's really, and when I say this, I am being 100% honest why I don't go to the doctor. It's a pain. Who's got time? It's a pain. Gosh. It's the waiting. It's the filling out. I swear. I swear. What doctor are you going to? Really, Jay? I just went. I just went. It's the filling out the forms. It's the 45-minute wait. I didn't wait. 45 minutes? I walked into his office. It's worth it. It's going to get the prescription. The bills that come after. The bills that come after. Do I pay that? Do I not pay it? I got one yesterday. You guys are clowns. It was a $25 copay. I walked in. I sat down, opened the magazine. They said, come back. Doctor walked right in. Then I weighed in there for 45 minutes. The nurse weighs me. They got to go get another scale. While you're nude. You've gone to the wrong doctor. You've gone to the wrong doctor. Yeah, then the guy comes in. Sitting on that butcher paper. Yeah, sitting on that paper. White butcher paper.
No pickle next to you. Oh, I can't get comfortable. Sitting in a nice chair, reading Surfer Journal. Well, let me tell you, you've got to take charge of your doctor's appointment. Here's what you do. You make the appointment for the first appointment in the morning. Demand it. This way you don't have to wait around. It's the first appointment in the morning. And ask for your blood work before you go. So have your blood work done. That gives me tired head. Yes. Just describing it. Just saying blood work. I'm like, oh, my God. Then I got to get blood work in a lab. Then I got to pay for it. But you'll wait in a drive-thru for Wendy's or McDonald's. That is true. Yes. Because, hey, listen. If I could do all of this stuff that Jeff from Men's Health Magazine is suggesting in a car, at a drive-thru, I would do it. Now. With that said, Jeff is right. I am wrong. I acknowledge that. I know that. It's just, I need to hear this. I'm glad that we had you on, Jeff, because I need to hear it. And all guys need to hear it. Although I will say...
I will say this, Jeff. I think that most men's experience is closer to what Wood said than what Jay said. Jay, I think, is the exception with, oh, yeah, man, I just walk right in. Right in. Right back, and the doctor comes out. Right when I walk in the door, he comes in. Yeah, man, he opens the door for me. He's like, hi, Jay, welcome back. Let's get this out. Come on. Well, is there anything you want me to tell your kids when they grow up, Mikey? No. Gosh darn it, he gets me with that one, too. Tell my fake kid anything you like, pal. All right? Tell Jamie. Thank you, Jeff. Well, thanks for having me on. We appreciate you. We appreciate you, and you've got a great magazine, and we love it. And I'm glad for the information, and you did help us out this morning. You shamed me, Jeff. You shamed me. I mean, I heard what you guys have in the office there, all that food. Yes. It's true. All that garbage. You've got to be careful there, guys. Hey, listen. You know, come on. What did you have for breakfast, Jeff? I had my oatmeal. Really? What did you put in the oatmeal?
Blueberries. Is that it? That's it. You didn't put any brown sugar? Yeah, look at you! I ground up a donut and I poured it in there. It was no big deal. Moderation. Powdered donut. You sprinkled it all over it. Thank you, Jeff. We should have you on regularly. I like you. Well, thanks. I'd be glad to come on and tell your listeners to get to the doctors and take better care of themselves. There you go. Thank you very much. Have a great day. All right. We'll see you. Peace. It's just that stuff is tough, you know. You silly sausage. Got some text this morning. Mikey, can you have Jay fart in a jar and give that away as a prize? Oh, my God. So I have a chance to breathe excellence. That's M1 Marley. We'll give it to you for free, Marley. I just threw up my mouth. I dare you to come in and pick that prize up. Open your jar. This next text says, Mikey, Jay is so awesome. He should do his own non-Christian podcast called JOM. That is M1 Japan. It's a reference to me doing a Christian podcast called VOM on iTunes. This one says, Hey, Jay, can you possibly
smile upwards so that the sun could come out this weekend. That's already been done. Like three times. Also, my dog had intestinal blockage from eating a shoe. Jeez, what did Mikey eat? That's M1 nuts. He had surgery. Complication. M1 jailbait Boaz says, I had a sex dream about Jay last night. I'm not even gay. I think. And then the last text that we got. These are the texts that Jay felt were important. He sees fit to give these to you. It says, Woods is so awesome. I'm envious of him because he was lucky enough to spend quality time with Jay in Los Angeles. That's M1 Eric Terman.
Always doing bits. Always doing bits. By the way, I want to let listeners know that Jay and Woods are going to be appearing on the TV show Wipeout on Thursday, July 28th. How about that? We're going to have a viewing party. Don't know where yet, but we will have a viewing party. Woods is really, really upset. and feels that people will make fun of him. And I said, they're not. I said, Woods, they're not. It's a pretty cool thing to be on network television. Out of 75,000 people, you and Jay were chosen. Jay broke course records. That's true. Jay, on the television show Wipeout, think of how many seasons of Wipeout have been on.
Think of how many contestants have competed in Wipeout. Jay broke course records. 48 years old. He's 48. Woods did not. Didn't he? Went to wait and see. Broke something. And Jay got after him a little bit. For the last month and a half. Yeah. And you and I will all get to see why very soon. July 28th. And there will be a viewing party. Okay. Let's see. I will not be there, by the way, but there will be a viewing party. You will. Sure you will. Yeah. We got new movies when we come back? Let's make some noise in our live studio audience. The Mikey Show. The best. That's right. It's the best. You think you got something worth adding? Are you going to be careful here with what you say? Call Mikey now. 570-1949. What is it? The Vatican? Or text him at 949mikey at gmail.com.
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Here, I got, let me give you some audio first of Cars. Hey, I know you. You're that fella from the Karate Damage Drive. Is that Jay? I never properly introduced you once. Finn, Mac Missile, British Intelligence. Toe made it. Average Intelligence. Yeah. This is identical, Jay. Believe me, the cable guy. And then the other one, Bad Teacher. What is it again? It says the film follows a foul-mouthed junior high school teacher who gets dumped by her sugar daddy and begins to try to seduce a colleague, which, you know, heightens drama in the workplace. All right, let's listen. Out of your mind, there is no way that LeBron will ever beat Jordan. Nobody will ever beat Jordan, okay? Okay, LeBron's a better rebounder and passer. Will you let me finish? Can you let me finish? Call me when LeBron has six championships. It's the only argument I need, Sean! Does it? Yeah. Cameron Diaz's voice got deep. Okay, let's see. Oh, did you guys hear about this guy that is... He's from San Diego. He doesn't have any arms. Right. And he...
will play a guitar with his feet, right? Yes, and he is known as Big Toe. And he actually plays... I can't just make up nicknames for people, Sienna. That's not very nice. He's known as Big Toe. That's what he's known as. That's a little over the line. That's really insensitive. He knows about his Big Toe name. It's over the line. His real name is Mark Goffney. He plays the guitar, and he plays over at Balboa Park. Someone in the studio knew exactly who he was. He's amazing. Plays with his feet. And on Monday night, he got home from performing and brought in some of his music equipment. And someone broke into his car, popped the trunk, and stole his Taylor guitar. Hold on. His 314 acoustic electric guitar. Hold on. How does he? Okay. I have two questions. And I'm not trying to be insensitive. No, you're not. It's a normal question. How does he carry his guitar to the park? That's a good question. Number two. How does he have a car? How does he drive? There are certain cars that have like... Are there? I don't know, actually. Armless cars? Armless capable cars? He's probably got prosthetic. Yeah, okay. No. Maybe? No, no prosthetic. You can see a picture. How does he have a car? How does he carry his guitars? Maybe he has a driver. How does he change the strings on his guitars? What, are you going to smack me back? Well, clearly he's good with his feet. He can play the guitar with them. He lays the guitar flat.
on the ground and plays. Here's a video from YouTube. He puts the neck of the guitar on two books. He's got long hair, wears a baseball cap. I wonder that too. There's nothing wrong with those questions. Unless he's got somebody that is there that just does all this stuff. Setup guy. How do you put on a shirt? How do you put on a baseball cap? How do you do all that stuff? You learn. Yeah, wiggle into that stuff. You do? I would think so. I guess. Well, he said that his guitar is very noticeable. It has his footprint molded on it. And he said that if someone brings it back, he'll give them $100, no questions asked. You know, who's the monster? I want to buy a new one. Dude. Who's the monster? No, no, no, no, no. His car was broken in two. So it wasn't like, yeah. Okay. So he didn't walk up to Armless Guy and steal the guitar. Grab it and run. Yeah, they popped his trunk when he was going inside. Yeah.
I bet they feel bad now. They should. I hope you're listening, monster. I don't know that a guitar thief feels bad. If they had the capacity to feel bad, they might not be stealing people's guitars. But who knows? So, Oprah's denying... that she got an O.J. Simpson confession, I don't get it. Okay, now this is, I'm a little confused by this too because we've played a clip earlier this week that she said, I want O.J. Simpson to confess on my show to me. That would be my dream. That's my dream. Exactly, but apparently someone who worked at the National Enquirer said that O.J. Simpson confessed to the murder to one of the producers of Oprah. And that person told the National Enquirer that. And this has become this big story of, did OJ confess to one of the producers of Oprah? Oh my gosh, is this going on? Well, now Oprah's saying, no, this never happened. I don't know why one of my producers would say that. And I don't know why the National Enquirer would say something that isn't true. I don't know why anyone would believe the National Enquirer. Google has hidden the gay pride rainbow. What does that mean? Okay, well, gay pride month is next month.
Or I believe it's, I know that Gay Pride Parade is in July, so I'm assuming it's the month of July. Yeah. But Google, you know, they always do big things on their homepage where they put the images. If it's someone's birthday, like they've done the- They did a guitar that one day. Right, right, right. They always do cool things. And some things that are about someone's birthday that no one's ever even heard of. They overdo it. Yeah, they overdo it. And so- There are a lot of people upset that they haven't done anything special for gay pride. Now, if you do search for something pride related, like you type in something that says gay, lesbian, homosexuality, something like that, a little tiny rainbow will pop up. But that's it. And they're thinking that Google is hiding the fact that it's gay pride. What a fabulous idea! Which has upset them. Yeah. You know. Of course. For example, Google has celebrated the first day of school in Poland, and they do something special. It's a very important day here. You know what I mean? Very important day. I think they're trying to draw attention to stuff that people wouldn't normally know. They've done Pac-Man's 30th anniversary. Well, who hasn't? It's a safety hazard. Thank you, Richard Simons. Rich! Let's make some noise in our lives. Mikey. Seriously? Go, Mikey.
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Older guys. That's just what I do. And Jay. But I'm cheap. On FM 94.9. Make some noise in the studio. Go check out the San Diego County Fair, man. They brought in some food and it was good. Going on through the 4th of July. Brought in here some fried Kool-Aid, fried brownie, fried Oreo cookies, Texas donuts, maple bacon donuts, cinnamon rolls, baklava, kettle corn. We're all on a diet, clearly. All right, Sienna, so what is this deal about pink?
Taking a stance on baby pictures. Well, now that she's a new mom, she's experiencing the paparazzi baby photos, you know, and how paparazzi just hound you. And not only are they taking pictures of you, but they're taking pictures of your kids. Yeah. And so she says, you know, as a new mom, she got on her website and just said, in every other country that I recall, children's faces are blurred out in a magazine. Why is USA the only country that continues to capitalize on photos of babies, infants, kids? Why is this acceptable? Right. I agree. Is it even legal is what she said. Well, you know, I I think it's I don't like paparazzi anyway. I think it's stupid. And I think that I don't have a problem with people taking pictures of people. I don't have a problem with that. But paparazzi are jerks. You know, they're jerks and they are they're like nasty. Yeah. You know, they're nasty. They're they're mean and nasty. And they purposefully say. really cruel things to people to get a reaction from them so that they could take their picture when they're mad. And I think that's bad. So I'm very out on them. Think she'll ever punch one? Yeah. I just think that we have no right to even see the kids' faces. The kids aren't in Hollywood. They're babies. Unless they sign up and get paid to be on the cover of Us Weekly, then obviously we would see their faces. But just walking the street, that's crazy. And I just, you know, I ask myself,
Even in the mind of the paparazzi, I'm like, man, how did they not think that that's gnarly to take a picture of a little kid? Oh, I know. It's just weird. Dollar signs, man. I guess. It takes a whole different kind of creep to be able to do it. Adele is back. Yeah, she had to cancel her tour earlier this month because she had laryngitis. And she's back and doing well and is going to be in San Diego August 18th at the Open Air Theater. Really? Yeah. She'll be in LA for two nights, August 15th and the 17th. And then she'll be here the 18th. I would love to. School night. I already looked. Is it? Yeah. Stinks. I would like to see her. I know. All right. Kim Kardashian. Yes. And the butt x-rays. What is this about? She really did go to a doctor to get her butt x-rayed because people are always questioning. She thought she broke it. No. People are always questioning whether or not she has butt implants. And so she did it. Brought the video cameras for the Keeping Up for the Kardashian reality show. Running out of bits. She's just making me want it. And just to prove to people that my butt is really real. How many x-ray machines did they use? Twelve. Twelve.
Pulling the special one. It's out in the shed in the back. All right. Wheel it in. Plug it in. Hey, what is popcorn brain? Oh, my gosh. Okay. Popcorn brain is something that you get when you spend too much time online. There are researchers from the University of Washington that have said that popcorn brain is something that... so many americans have because you spend way too much time online now an example uh okay what do you do when you don't sit at a bus stop but like when you're sitting somewhere waiting for something or on an elevator what's the first thing you do you get on your phone exactly he says that our brains need downtime and when we're not online and your brain isn't racing all the time it needs something to do because we can't just sit anymore yeah We can't. We'd have to be doing a million things. Are you even, I don't know, maybe the answer is, you know, different in this regard, but I have got to, if I'm going to sit down in the restroom, if you know what I mean. Yes. I have to have something with me. Yep. And you're the same way? Yes. I mean, everywhere I go. Yeah. Everywhere. I think that's a guy thing.
Well, the phone is a good... Oh, it's so great. The iPhone, I play Monopoly, Family Feud, the whole bit. You don't, Jay? You don't need anything? Nope. In and out. Oh, boy. Of course. That's a sign of a healthy colon. And a healthy bladder. I don't want to spend any more time in there than necessary. I got trails to ride, Mike, and walls to climb. That's right. Love to make and kids to make. Walls to scale. Food to steal. Food to steal. All right. Anybody got anything going on this weekend that they want to promote? I will be tonight giving my testimony at a place called North Coast Fellowship in Solana Beach. It's 940 Genevieve Street in Solana Beach. And it's going to be a special night there tonight. It's a beautiful place. Yeah, the event is called Transformed. And it's happening tonight at 8 o'clock. And I have a good feeling about it. Part of the reason I have a good feeling about it is because I'm losing my voice. And that means it's going to be a good night.
Can't really explain that necessarily, but I'm telling you, it's going to be a good night there tonight. My story that I give you at the end of the week here on Fridays is not meant to do anything but offer you my story in case there's some of my story that you can relate to. It is not meant to try to sway you or to try to proselytize. It's not what it's about. The reason that I was ever moved to tell you my story was because I thought to myself, there could be people listening that are at a place that I was at, which was just the lowest of the low. I just felt so low. And I want to share this story with you so that maybe it will give you hope. That's the thing that I didn't have a lot of. Didn't have any hope.
I used to have to invent little things that were going to happen shortly in my life that would make me look forward to having something, whether it was visiting my brother or anything. I just needed something to look forward to because I didn't have any hope. Always felt down about myself. I always had low self-esteem. I always felt ugly. I felt unwanted. I felt unworthy. By the time I was 33 years old, I was completely addicted to alcohol. To the point where I would drink, then go into the bathroom and get sick, and then I'd come back out, have to pour a big tumbler full of vodka, and then get sick. And it was just this really terrible, sick cycle. And it was something that nobody knew about. It was something I kept secret. I would fall asleep by taking sleeping pills. I'd close the drapes. I'd close the blinds. I'd turn off the phones. I knew my mom was in denial about it. My dad knew exactly what was going on.
So did my brother, Steve. He got really upset one night. We all went out. And I remember at the end of the night, everybody was getting ready to leave. You know, it was my brother and it was a bunch of us. Everybody was getting ready to leave. And I kept trying to shake everybody so that I could get back to the bar and order another drink. I wanted to have, you know, another drink, another drink, another drink. And I remember my brother, he finally came up to me. And he was pretty buzzed. He had these big old tears in his eyes because he felt so knowing for sure that I had a drinking problem. And I remember him grabbing me and saying, come on, dude, let's go. Let's just go. And he was so sad. In 2003, I knew that I was going to die because of my addiction to alcohol. And so laying in bed one night.
I asked Jesus Christ to come into my life and change it. Didn't know him, didn't know Jesus, didn't know God, but I wanted him to change me and I gave up. I gave up everything. I just kind of gave up and said, I need your help. And over the next few years, he changed my life. I tell you the story because it's quite possible that you're listening right now and you're hopeless in depression. or you're hopeless in addiction, and he can help you because he helped me. Anger is hurt, sadness, and fear. If you're angry right now, ask yourself which one of them it is, hurt, sadness, or fear. If you go to MikeyShow.com at the top of the page, there's what we call the help section. Click on that, and it will take you to all these different resources for addiction, Eating disorders, all of that stuff can help you with all of it. Depression, there are resources to help you with all that. This song is a song that I play at the end of the show that the lyrics and the words hopefully hit you right where you are. It describes exactly the way that I was when I gave my life to God. And hopefully it will mean something to a lot of people listening. See you again on Monday. Enjoy your weekend.
Lovely and talented Hillary is up next. And we will see you again on Monday. Mikey shows out late.