The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 07/01/10

1:54Sure did. Later on, I'm going to have Woodsy explain to me what our National Independence Day actually is. Because even though I'm an American. Are you? Thank you. Well, you know. Mexicanness is what defines you. That's right. Is Guam a U.S. territory? It is. Okay. I was born in the Mariana Islands in Guam. At a little U.S. naval station. U.S. naval station. Was it? You speak Guam? I speak Guam. Fluently. Yeah. What do they speak in Guam? They speak Guamanian. Really? Yeah. Just make that up. Yeah. You do? Your Mexican-ness is what defines you. No, my Guamanian-ness. I think it is, isn't it? Yeah, I think so. Actually, it's Guamese. Yeah. I thought Guamese first. Guamanian makes more sense. It's Guamanese. I was born on a naval base. My brother was made in Japan. Wow. Really? Mm-hmm.

3:02Exactly what I heard in my head. 570-1949. Give us a call. You can do that by dialing that number, and you can also text us, 949mikey at gmail.com, because we would love to hear from you. We've got a busy day. Such a busy day. And I'm stressed out because I'm trying to lose weight, and my trainer says eat a lot. I haven't eaten. They forgot. They forgot. I'm high as a kite. I've had a Red Bull, a Mountain Dew, and a coffee. You're going to crash, dude. Oh, no. I'm like, oh, hello, my baby. Hello, my mama. He ran into Starbucks. Like, he must have had a cape on. He went in, like, two minutes and back. It's true. Why don't you do that every morning for us? I will. Yeah. You should actually run. What is that? Jay was so echoey. Good? No, I can't hear you. It's the worst. You're back in the well. You want to be Kermit the Frog. What is going on with Jay's microphone? I don't know. I'm having a little trouble this morning. Why don't you run to the store? Try that. Oh, there you go. That's perfect. Give us a call. Let's talk. Let's find out what's going on. Let's see what's happening in your world. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. That's Woodsy, the guy in the blue V-neck T-shirt across from me. Lauren O'Brien is the blonde to my right. She's wearing tie-dye today. Weird. Sienna is...

4:28The girl to my left, who is wearing a low cut. That is not low cut. I have to have a tank top underneath, so it's not low cut. What is that top? It's like a camisole. Those are boobs. They're boobs. That's what they're called. What is that? The dress is like a low V-neck, so it goes to my boobs, and then I have a tank top underneath to cover the cleave. Yeah. Everything Sienna wears is low cut. It has to be. Sienna is one of those girls, when I first met her over at the other station, she didn't work for the other station. There's a billion stations in that building, but she was always known as, oh, is that the real pretty girl with the big boobs? Yeah. Nice. Nice title to be known by. I mean, it's not a bad title. It's not a bad title. Real pretty girl with big boobs? Yeah. I was the, you know. Really not good looking boy with big boobs for so many years. For so many years. You guys talked about me on the air one time. And this is before you and I knew each other because I made like some list.

5:30For, I don't know, it was not a hard list to make considering radio, except, you know, Lauren and I are an exception. But it was like one of the hottest girls in radio, top 50 in the country. And so I made the list, which I don't know how, but you guys were talking about it on the air. And you're like, who is Sienna? She works in this building. And people were texting me like, oh, Mike, he's talking about you right now. And Ashley was like, yeah, you know, it's the girl with the huge boobs. She's really pretty. She like runs back. I used to get flustered talking to Sienna. I know. You told me. Yeah. I used to get flustered talking to her, and I would make a dork of myself. Not the pregnant version of me, by the way. Don't worry about that. Are you guys cool now? Are you still a little shaky? Every once in a while, I'd be like, Sienna. Sienna. No, not at all. Jay is our producer. He's 47 years of age. And he's a handsome devil in the next room, separated by glass. And you are an M1. You are Mikey Show listeners. So you call us right now, turn your radio down, get to the point, and don't cuss. That's what being an M1 is all about. And we want to talk to you right away. Eclipse, the movie Eclipse. It's a new vampire movie that's out right now. Oh, yeah. And it is apparently... Thank you for not seeing Dracula. Yeah.

6:50No. I filmed right here in lovely San Diego. Yeah, seriously. Might as well have been since our weather is just like that of Portland. It's July. That movie takes place. I'm upset about that. But anyway, it's breaking records, right? It is. Are you surprised? Already? No, I'm not surprised at all. Already breaking records came out yesterday at midnight, you know, and made $30 million within three hours. Holy cow. Holy cow. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. There was screenings at over 4,000 theaters. I mean, it's just nuts. Like, who can compete with that? This is the biggest one by far. No way. And there was a poll online. I'm just going to throw this in there. You guys tell me who you think won. Team Jacob. Team Edward. Women voted. I don't know who's who. Edward. Edward's the vampire. Jacob's the wolf. The wolf won, I bet. Jacob. Mike? I said the bad boy won. Who's the bad boy? That's Edward. They're both bad boys. Edward won. Edward won. Thank God. All right. I love Edward. Really like the 16-year-old werewolf. Weird. Well, we have some pretty funny audio about this. Apparently, they were doing a movie screening, and it was in Chicago.

8:12Everything got all messed up with the movie screening at midnight, so these teenage girls were upset. What? I got here three hours early, and then they showed the previews, and everything was fine, and the sound was working great. And as soon as the movie started, there was no sound, and they kept playing it. And so people started yelling, and people started booing, and finally they came up to fix it, but nothing got fixed. How scared. How scared would you be if you were working at that movie? Back away! I'm over here waiting in a big old line to get our money back.

8:53What kind of crap is that? It's so long, and I was so excited. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. And I'm angry. It's just not cool. Oh, my gosh. It's totally BS. WTF. BTW. I want my money back. Oh, please. Please, please, please, please. These girls are screaming. Imagine the manager at that movie theater. He had to handle it calmly. Rationally. And these girls are like, oh, no, you didn't. No, you didn't. And he had to wake up for school this morning. It's unbelievable. It's terrible. We went to see Lord of the Rings when the new one came out. Same thing happened. No sound. Gigantic. A gigantic theater. I mean, this theater must have sat 300 people. It was gigantic in San Jose, California. We're in there, and halfway through the movie, it goes... It stops. The worst thing. And people start screaming angry. And so 10 minutes later, which doesn't seem long, but it was a long time. 10 minutes later, the movie comes back on, only there's no sound. And people are flipping out. And finally, this poor teenage boy walks out and goes, I'm sorry, but we cannot fix the movie tonight.

10:16We'll have to give everyone a ticket to come back another time. Boo! It's terrible. I always send, like, the lowest guy on the totem pole out there to take the heat. The skinniest, scrawniest one. Yeah, he's, like, obstacle. Yeah. Just nerds revolting. Nerds revolting and yelling. It's so funny if everyone started, like, punching each other in the theater. I don't know what we're yelling about! Don't you? A little sound. Yeah. So, anyway. There's your deal with a Dracula woman. That's a lot of coin, man. I need to see it. I need to see it now. Oh, man. My wife's gone tonight. Is she? About 80 women. Really? Of course. She invited mine. She did? Yeah. We've got plans with my brother. Yeah. So, congrats to all the ladies. I'm jealous. Right?

11:08Why? Why are you jealous? Can I take Jenna? She's nine. She's seen the other ones before. Oh, she's under 13. Yeah, but she could go with me. Parental guidance. You know me, I don't want her going. Why? She saw the first two. Why don't you want her going? Too young. Too young for the what? The sex or the violence? I don't know. I don't know what's in it. Cover her eyes. I don't know anything about it, really. It's very, very low grade. like, innuendos that they have. Yeah. And you're being inappropriate. I'm just saying that, who knows? You know, it could be that there's, what if there's crazy sex going on? There's not. There's not. It's not very suggestive at all. It's not. She may be rolling out with me this weekend. I'll let you know how it goes, if there's eye covering happening. 570-1949 is our number. And call us, talk about anything. You can talk about this, if your wife went, if you went. You probably don't want to admit that if you went. I wish that I could be standing here on my soapbox talking about how I went. Yeah. I know you're gay. Well, maybe you went to Twilight last night. You're a dude. 570-1949 or 949mikey at gmail.com. So Hurricane Alex.

12:27It's a full-fledged hurricane? Yeah, this is the one that's been dancing around the Gulf Coast the last few days. It's caused pauses in the oil spill cleanup. It hasn't affected the oil spill. But, you know, some of the booms and stuff they've had to remove because the waves are getting so big due to the hurricane. Right. And it just struck Texas yesterday, mainly in Brownsville, Texas. And thousands of people needed to get shelter yesterday. Last night was the big one. Broken to six different tornadoes were reported in Brownsville. No immediate damage. There has been damaged trees and stuff like that, but no injuries have been reported. But it's crazy. Intense amounts of rain and floodwaters. We're reported as high as two feet in some areas. Listen to this great news from the dude that's in charge down there for the government. We estimate that when they come back and redeploy that entire time period, if we were to have to abandon the site, go to a safe haven and come back, could be a total of 14 days. A little nervous, Admiral? Yeah, I don't know. I'm thinking, let's see, let me do the math. So we're going to go from no progress to no progress. To negative progress. To negative progress.

13:38Worse. Yeah. Worse. Worse. Worse. It's the worst. They're saying that this storm is expected to weaken over land and eventually dissipate over Mexico by Friday. I talked to my brother last night. He said it was brutal. Oh, yeah. In Dallas. Really? I'm sure they... He said that it looked like the apocalypse. It's been raining there for a while, hasn't it? He's like... 100 mile per hour winds. Yeah. It could be worse, though. The Gulf always has such gnarly weather in the summer. It could have been worse. I'm wondering if... You know, as the storm moves through, it picks up all that oil off the top of the water. Then it turns to rain. Well, and with the way that the waves are and all these like crazy like waves and tides, it's like mixing it, shoving it to the bottom and getting it all to the point where the skimmers can't get to it. I mean, it's like toxic rain. Well, the good thing is, is yesterday we never got it. chance to talk about it is that 12 other countries are going to be helping us with the cleanup. So we do have more help. So that's good. It's very good. M1 Moose from San Diego is online. Went to the Twilight premiere, right? Lucky. Yeah, not to the premiere. I went yesterday afternoon. You went in the afternoon. What did you think? It was great. I felt like a total creeper. Did you see New Moon? Yeah, I've seen them all. I read the books, too. What's the best one so far? This one. Yes! Yeah, definitely. I mean,

15:00Kristen Stewart's still a terrible actress. She's terrible. Hey, how was it? Be honest with me. How was it? You liked it? No, I really enjoyed it. You did. How bad is Taylor Lautner? They're all bad. He's terrible. He's not like a young Marlon Brando? Oh, God. Okay, but from a guy's point of view... There's like battle scenes and stuff, isn't there? Yeah, great. You're sitting there. It looks like third period. 7th grade. Between werewolves and vampires. No, there's men. There's full-grown men. One. His name's M1 Moose. No. There's full-grown men. No, there was one other guy in the theater, and he was with his girl. One other dude. You guys look at each other and just kind of fist bump in the air, you know, like air fist bump. Your voice drops an octave. You're like, what's going on? We didn't make our contact. Yeah, you didn't? No. All right. Well, congrats, dude. You saw the movie. You loved it. And now we know. I like it. You're giving us information. You guys going to go with the wives to go see it? No. I'm going to rent it, though. You know that. You're not going to see it. Don't wait. No, I'm going to see it in theaters. I don't want anybody to see me. How about Mikey Show Field Trip? Really? Bringing it back. Is that right? Come on. Haven't seen, haven't read the books, don't know anything about the movies. It doesn't matter. You'd have to watch the first two. Of course I would. We'll get popcorn. We'll spend time together. It'd be great. You can wear a garlic necklace. That would be awesome.

16:21Put on my cloak. Yeah. Your cloak. You'll fit in. Finally fit in. Everyone calling from Carlsbad. Are you there? Are you there? Yeah, yeah. Hey, Mikey. Is it Colin or is it Cullen? It's Cullen. Oh, it is Cullen. Your name is Cullen. Like Edward? Do you sparkle in the sun? And that's what I'm calling about, Mikey. I am against all things Twilight. Oh, man. Because of this? Of course. It has ruined my name. No way. Is that your first name or last name? That's my first name. Yeah, I reported like a month ago we talked about popular baby names now and Cullen was like the top five for boys because of the movie. I know. But see, that's not necessarily a good thing because before, you know, I was growing up. I'm 29, you know what I'm saying? So I'm like long before this whole Twilight nonsense. And single. Hey, are you black? Uh, no. Oh, never mind. I'm sorry, L.O.B. Hey, I don't discriminate. You're so close. His name is Colin, though. I know. I like it. But on a rating of soul from 1 to 10, I'm a 45. There we go. Hey, dude, do you have any interest in these movies?

17:44Gosh, no, no, no, no. In fact, in fact, I want to kind of like dedicate myself to ruining. I know it's not going to happen, but no kidding, Mikey, not too long ago. So every time I go anywhere and people take a look at my ID or credit card, they automatically assume that because my first name is Cullen, that I'm a fan of the movies. macaroni grill or something, this waitress, she was like 18, braces, kind of talks like your intern, right? Yeah, Susanna. She says, she looks at me, no kidding, looks at my ID, and she says, oh my goodness, you must love the Twilight series. Yeah. Absolutely not, and then I kind of got into this thing, how, you know, like, my name has been ruined, no kidding, like, straight face and everything, she looks at me, she says, But Edward Cullen is 350 years old. And I was, like, so implying that he had for me. Oh, my gosh. Holy crap. I looked at her. I got up. I walked out. I paid my tab. I was gone. I was out. That is like the office space with Michael Baldwin. Yeah, yeah. It is. It's exactly what it's like. That's where you stand up. You take a wad of 20s out of your pocket. You just go flip, flip, flip. See you later. See you. I'm done with this conversation. He had the name first. Thank you, bro. Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks. Yeah. Poor guy.

19:12That's crazy. It's the worst. 570-1949. And you can text us, 949Mikey, at gmail.com. M1 Buck is on the line from Encinitas. You there? Yeah, how's it going, Mikey? Good, dude. Hey, talk about names that have ruined your life, or movies that have ruined your life because of your name. After Kill Bill came out in, like, seventh grade, my name has forever been associated with a rapist. It's been awful. Why? What's your name? Buck. From Kill Bill. Oh, Buck. That's my grandpa's name. That's right, Buck. I don't think of that when I hear Buck. I never saw it. I've gotten it at least once a day. It's probably about seventh grade, and I'm like a sophomore in college now. This is awful. Well, when it first came out, it's all I would have thought of. For sure. Yeah. But now, enough time has gone by that I've forgotten, but you just reminded me, Buck. Oh, well, I'm glad I've reminded you. Yeah. This is awful. Thank you, Buck. We love you, dude. Thank you for calling. Bye, Buck. Of course. See you guys. 570-1949 or 949mikey at gmail.com. That's like with Conan O'Brien. Everybody always asks me, like, did you teach him everything he knows? Oh, my God. That's so weird. Tiger Woods bit. Yeah. Minivan. Will you stop with this, please? Get ready, Woodsy. You know I'm going to the beach this weekend. Get ready. Oh, it's 4th of July. This is the worst timing.

20:37Yeah. This is the worst time. I don't want to have a panic out there on the 4th of July. You say Barracuda. You say Shark. 4th of July. Is that Dreyfus? It's from the movie. Is that Dreyfus? No, it was mayor of Amity in the movie Jaws. Why? Because in the movie Jaws, on the 4th of July, there was a great white shark scare coast. Oh, stop it. Mikey. What are we hearing, Sienna? Federal wildlife officials are warning swimmers throughout Southern California to enter the water at their own risk after great white sharks were spotted feasting on some sea lions. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. You know what color sea lions are, Woods? Black. Yeah.

21:49Like your wetsuit. Like my wetsuit. I don't wear a wetsuit anymore, thank God. Now, they've been spotted over the past few months near Santa Barbara. Yeah. Channel Islands. And you know the deal with great white sharks. They don't usually hang out in one spot. They moo. Oh, great. So they could be coming down here. So be very, very careful, they're saying. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, you guys. Maybe they don't like Mexican food. My skin is crawling right now. First of all, they're always... Santa Barbara. Well, there have been no attacks. There have been no attacks on humans yet, but numerous with the sea lions. Just be careful. Except in 07 when then. Was that in 07? Yeah. 07 or recently. That was 08. It is 08. I was in Australia and the news traveled all the way to Brisbane. Yep. That was scary. I'm scared to death. I mean, why? Well, it's just don't swim off on your own. That's when they'll get you. Hang out in shallow waters. Don't be the weak link. I'm going to surf white water all weekend. Don't be the weak link. Stay three feet of water. Yeah, be the weak link, dude. You float on your own.

23:01I'm going to get you. That's right. Feel good. Yeah, be careful. Weiner saw a shark the other day when we were surfing. A leopard shark? Perfect. A black shark, he said. Yeah, you see him all the time. Oh, that's perfect. Just no big deal. A lot of those don't hurt you. Yeah, the little guys scare you. They don't hurt you. Yeah, fin coming up out of the water. Amazing. The good thing is, if a great white's going to get you, you're not even going to see it coming. It's just going to... It's going to be amazing. And you'll go into shock. It'll be fine. Maybe I'll golf. Maybe I'll get really into golf. You are more likely to die on the toilet than you are in a shark attack. Think about it that way, Woods. It's just you, Woods. Really? It's just you. Think about it that way. Hey, yesterday, Woods, you told us how they're investigating the Chargers and the Padres because of some prescription medications that have been going out. Yesterday, the Chargers released a statement about it. You want to know what they said? It's next. What's on sports? Be a part of the Mikey Show now. 570-1949. Or text 949mikey at gmail.com. More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. Crack open your Neptune Poseidon piggyback.

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31:01Pot in San Diego. This has been a big issue for a while. Medical pot. Medical pot. San Diego County Board of Supervisors gave final approval yesterday to a bunch of regulations aimed at reining in pot outlets in what they call unincorporated areas. So basically, the pot activists think that the rules are going to be too strict. Officials on the San Diego City Council, that kind of deal. They want an all-out ban on medical pot. Yep. Sienna. Well, they've decided that they've put zoning locations on the dispensaries. So they're going to be in certain areas like Alpine. They have to be away from schools and stuff like that, just so you know. And so that was decided yesterday. And I'm bummed about it, honestly. Sorry, Mike. I'm bummed about it because I think that there are a lot of people that do need that medication. Woodsy.

32:01I agree with Sienna. I think if anything can help, I know a lot worse prescription drugs that are a lot worse than pot. A lot worse. I mean, I've seen a lot of, unfortunately, I've seen a lot of cancer in my day. And that could definitely help somebody. So, you know, I'm not buzzing anybody. There's a 30-second timer that we're running on. Yep. Lauren O'Brien. Give my gift. Wow. No, I'm just kidding. Are you? I mean, I think if it's regulated just like any other thing by the FDA and there's going to be provisions on where it can be and everything, and if there's medical evidence to say that it helps people, I'm all for it. Floatopia. Man, I feel like an old guy today talking about the pot right into Floatopia. Yeah, trying to get rid of it. Yeah, they're trying to get rid of Floatopia. Floatopia, if you don't know, is there was a ban on alcohol on the beaches. What the kids decided to do. What the youngsters decided to do. I know we'll get a bunch of flotation devices. We'll put them out there on the bay. We'll take our booze out there. We'll drink. We'll get nice and juiced out there. And apparently there is a measure right now that's just been approved by the city council. And what it will do is close a loophole that voters passed by a very narrow margin.

33:26Back in 08, that banned the booze on the beaches. Okay, so here's the deal. Wouldn't go into effect until late August at the earliest. But one of the things is that Prop D didn't address the offshore areas. That's what they're doing, the Floatopia, right? Right. On four occasions since last summer, Floatopias have attracted crowds of a bunch of thousands of kids out there. 21-year-olds. Yeah, and basically what you got is dozens of water rescues, dozens of alcohol-related citations and arrests, more than two tons, I'm sorry, two tons of garbage left behind after one spring break of Floatopia, Sienna.

34:20I hate the alcohol beach ban. I'm trying to deal with it, but it's a very hard thing for me because I think we're adults. We should be able to drink on the beach. But when dealing with Floatopia, I don't think Floatopia is a good idea because it does cause one day where people go out and just cause mayhem because they can drink. So I don't think it's a bad idea to ban Floatopia. Woodsy. I've never actually gotten to see this phenomenon of Floatopia before, but there's something very similar back home. And people go float the river. And it's kind of the same crazy, crazy time. All I know is that when I went, I had a freaking blast. Okay? I'm all in on the whole thing. Weird L-O-B. Never seen it either. I think it's pretty inventive that they've found this loophole. And if they went and they did it responsibly and it proved to be no problems, I'd say I'm all for it. But because of the trash. And all the alcohol-related citations, I'd say stop it. Get rid of it? Yeah. There you go. This one is, on a lighter note, how hot was Linda Carter as Wonder Woman? Oh, so hot. Now, that was the TV show, but you know that Wonder Woman came from, like, you know, it was a comic? Yeah. Comic, right? Marvel. Wow, greetings.

35:44Stan Lee. I don't know. You knew that? Stan Lee, baby. Wow. L.O.B. She worked at Comic-Con. Yeah, she did. You know how hotter L.O.B. just got to a bunch of, like, Comic-Con guys? Yeah. Well, here's the deal. They're thinking about changing her look, Wonder Woman. Now, Sienna, you actually know more about this than I do, right? What are they going to do exactly to her look? They're going to change what we know. She's losing the hot pants. She's going to be wearing tight blue pants instead. You know, the bracelets that she wears around her wrists. They're going to be now more colorful and they're going to have a W on them. So whenever someone gets hit by one of them, the bracelets will hit the person and put a big W on them. So it's like she's signing her work now with these colorful bracelets. And it's not just her appearance that they're changing. They're going to change her backstory too. And I guess, I don't, you guys may know about this, but where she grew up, she grew up on Paradise Island with her mom, Queen Hippolyta or something. I had no idea. But now they're changing it to where she was smuggled out as a baby when unknown forces destroy her home and slaughter its inhabitants. I think the central issue to dudes is do you change what I think was hot and what I grew up with?

36:58Sienna. No. You don't change what works. Guys love Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman is a known symbol. Girls dress up like her on Halloween. We don't need more than one. Come on now. Woodsy. I like real girls. Not comic girls. Okay? Care less. I like real women. Linda Carter in that outfit? Linda Carter was a real woman. Yeah. Yeah, I'd slay Linda Carter. I'm not fantasizing about a comic book. All right. L-O-B? I say if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Don't mess with history. Just leave it alone. It's iconic and don't change it. That's right. They're going to. Stop it. Stop it. Stop. Woodsy is going to tell us all about what's happening with the pods and the Chargers. Woods! Woods, Woods, Woods! Woods, Woods! I'm going to read for you guys that Chargers statement here in a second, but first I want to get to the Padres last night. The bats were alive with the sound of music last night. They put a whipping on the Rockies. They won 13-3 last night. Everybody hit. It was a big, big win because they didn't get swept. Salvaging one game is always big. Here's their manager, Bud Black, on the importance of the win. Cut one. In division against a team like the Rockies.

38:27good team. We have to make sure that we're playing good baseball against the guys in our division to make sure that things like what could happen today didn't happen. I love it. I love beating the Rockets. I know. It was a huge, huge day. So many Padres had a good game. Scott Harrison had a really big game. Clayton Richard went out and took the hill and did his job. Cut two. Pretty big. But that's kind of how we've been. We understand not to push a panic button. We understand what it takes to win baseball games. And we came in ready to play the game today. Hit the ball extremely well. Played great defense and got the job done. It's pretty cool he was able to rave after the game. Yeah. It's really awesome to get his dance on. Well, and then, Mikey, there's kind of a bummer. There's a couple bummer stories today, man. But Coach Correale, Don Correale, who was the coach of the San Diego State Aztecs, had... A ridiculous win-loss record. He was 104-19. And a big charger guy. And a big charger guy. The inventor of Eric Coriel. Yeah. He basically, he's in the hospital. He's battling pneumonia. He's having a bad reaction to some antibiotics. So everybody keep him in your prayers if you are the praying type. And he was, or is, a San Diego legend. Coach Dan Fouts. Really revolutionized football. Yeah. In the offense. Yeah. Everybody think about Coach Coriel.

39:44And here is the statement from the San Diego Chargers. I read and I quote, The San Diego Chargers were made aware today of an administrative inspection by the Drug Enforcement Administration and have cooperated fully. In regards to the ongoing investigation involving Kevin Ellison, the Vicodin in Kevin's possession was not provided by the Chargers, its physicians, or anyone affiliated with the team. Because they're getting investigated right now, and so are the Padres, about these prescription meds. 10 sealed DEA warrants to do some investigating. So, again, we're going to be watching this story for a while. Also, the summer of LeBron has begun. And LeBron. The summer of LeBron and LeBron has arrived. Free agency began at 12.01 this morning. There's such a cool, it's going to be a cool offseason. Here's all your free agents out there. Dwayne Wade, Chris Bosh, Dirk Nowitzki, Joe Johnson, and, of course, LeBron. Right. A lot of people are saying that D. Wade and LeBron could end up on the same team. How crazy is that? It's going to be. So when does that period end? When will we know? Well, here's what they can do. They can negotiate verbally with clubs. They can actually sign their deal on July 8th. So we've got about a week to see.

40:59It's going to go on for a while. I mean, people are restructuring their entire team to free up money. Crazy. The Nets, their new owner is a billionaire. And he's like, I want LeBron. I want to have him. I got to have him. Wow. We'll see what happens. It's going to be very, very cool. And finally, the greatest tennis player that we know these days has been knocked out of Wimbledon. Roger Federer lost to Thomas Burdick. He's the 12th seed. He's a... Guy from the Czech Republic. Pretty good player. Federer had been 52-1 at Wimbledon, had appeared in the last seven finals. He was 6-1. Yeah, he's a beast. He's a beast. Here he is talking about it. Cut three. It was brutal for me. I mean, every time he had a chance, he took it, you know, on the break points. He played great in those. And when I had chances early on, it was actually not too bad. But I just felt like I got the unlucky bounce once in a while, you know. 30-0, he got it on the line over and over again, and I just felt like I couldn't create enough chances to really get the breakthrough. Well, what happened, Roger? Cut forward. I am struggling. It was a little bit of a back and a leg issue, but that just doesn't quite allow me to play the way I would like to play, so it's frustrating, to say the least, and looking forward to some rest. Is he Swiss? He's Swiss. Yeah, he's a Swiss. He's phenomenal, man. He's out? Phenomenal, and he's done.

42:19That's it. And that is Woods on Sports. You can call us if you feel like it. 570-1949 is our number. And you can also text 949mikey at gmail.com if you'd like to do that. Did you know that M. Night Shyamalan has a new movie coming out? Must miss. I agree with Woodsy. I don't think he's done a good movie. Signs. Yeah, since Signs, right? I like The Village. Oh, boy. Well, this one's called... The Last Airbender. Can't wait. Really? I watched the cartoon series of it. Really? There was a cartoon series of it? Afghanimation or something? Afghanimation? This looks really, really good. Well, I have to admit, listening to the trailer sounds kind of cool. Woodsy's looking at me like, really? Well, he knows this has got to be a big redemption for him. He has to, right? Yeah. If he doesn't make a good movie pretty quick. Everybody's going to give up. He's going to be a joke. All right, listen. Tell me what you think. The Fire Nation. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. You're easy. As soon as I hear that, I'm already in. The Fire Nation has declared war. Some believe there is still hope. I always knew you returned. Only one who can control all the elements to our world.

44:06I will stop them. You may already be too late. Come on, Woods. Let's go. Come on. Fire and water and wind with each other. Fighting and swords and knives and... Come on, dude. Come on. Woods had his head down the whole time. He's like, really? Mikey, show field trip. Yeah. Popcorn. See, Mike, there's something Lauren will go to. You would not go see that. Heck yeah. I like M. Night Shyamalan. Well, then I'll go see Eclipse. Yeah, I'll go with Sienna and see Eclipse. And you're telling me when you first hear that cool music and all that... The weird warrior. Fire Nation. Fire Nation. I like the sound of that growling. Yeah. That's what got me. But someone woods to save them all. But that's awesome. Come on. Come on, we can get Raisin Nets. No. Dude, lame. You can dip snuff. Lame. Dip snuff real good, have a Gatorade. Come on. Sounds good to me. At the very least, you can take a nap. Out. 570-1949 is our number. I don't know anything about that, but apparently Jay says it used to be a cartoon. Animation or something. I don't understand that stuff. And I do like girls.

45:32Speaking of nerdy stuff, you hear about this Fortune 500 CEO that says that he learned everything he knows from World of Warcraft. My brother, M1 Animator, sent me this story. What is it? The Starbucks CIO, Stephen Gillette. Gillette, I believe. He does have an MBA, but according to this report from Forbes, he says that he learned everything from the game The World of Warcraft. It's a game of strategy. Yeah, he said, aside from their leadership skills, Warcraft... It's everything that Woods can't stand. I know, I know. His former boss was speaking out about it to Forbes, and he said, aside from their leadership skills, Warcraft enthusiasts conduct extensive... After action reviews of their performances as well as that of the leader, they also customize their own game interfaces to offer statistics and rate performance in areas they consider critical to their strategy. Yeah. Woodsy, I'll get you right now. I'll get you back. I'm going to bring you back right now. All right. You ready for this? Yes. The best and worst barbecue stuff for you. Sold. Yeah. You in on that? 100%. What do we got? Well, what do you normally eat on?

46:49Fourth of July. I'll tell you. Well, here's what I want to eat, but I don't have the patience for. What I want to eat is ribs, but I don't have the patience to do it. It takes so flipping long to make good ribs. That's what I want. Good ribs. You have to smoke them. It takes forever. Well, what I have recommends alternative choices. Like, say you like to have cheeseburgers. They say, don't get the cheeseburgers. Not good for you. 630 calories. Instead, eat the pork tenderloin. It's about half the amount of calories in fat. Who does pork tenderloin on 4th of July? Nobody. Sienna. What's wrong with us? Bobby hot dogs and burgers and stuff like that. You have to. It's 4th of July. Well, I don't know. Maybe you want to try something different. No, you don't switch up the good stuff. Why not? On 4th of July, the only thing that I would have barbecue-wise outside of burgers and dogs would be ribs. Ribs. What about chicken? Wings, potato salad. Okay, now to the side. Would you say coleslaw or potato salad is the better choice? Both. Both. I have both. Potato is the worst choice. Yeah, it's the best. For the sides. Why? You mean good for you? Is that what you're talking about? We're talking good for you, yeah. Oh, forget that. Farts, sugars. One day. It's one day. You're going out. They recommend the coleslaw over the potato salad. Would you like that? Coleslaw? Yeah, I'll eat coleslaw. Gross. Okay, what about... Do you make it or do you go buy it?

48:13Coleslaw is nasty. Got a good recipe from GQ one time. It's delicious. Really? Yeah, vinegar-based, not mayo-based. But when you have coleslaw. Yeah, vinegar-based is good. When you have coleslaw, do you go to the store and you buy it made in the deli? No, never. You shred cabbage. You do your own bit. You make your own. That's what you do? My mom makes real good coleslaw and real good potato salad. Okay. Maybe she makes it right this weekend. Maybe she makes it right this weekend. Get her here and put her to work. Yeah. Fourth of July snack, would you say tortilla chips and guacamole or corn on the cob with butter? Corn on the cob with butter. Tortilla chips and guacamole. That's the better choice. It is? Yeah. Of course, you can only have like five chips, but. Everything that's bad, I want. Yeah, me too. That's why it tastes good. Okay. That's why it tastes good. It tastes so good. Yeah. And then the last thing is the barbecue salads. Do you have a fruit salad or an iceberg salad with ranch? Gross. Neither. Fruit salad's good. You don't eat a salad. That's the right choice. Yeah, if you're 76 years old and a woman. You have a fruit salad? What? A fruit salad, man. Okay, everyone eats watermelon on the 4th of July. I know. That doesn't mean I like it. It's delicious. You have to do it, though. It's so good. You know what's nasty is that ambrosia stuff. Oh, it's so good. Ambrosia salad is so good. It is disgusting. Oh, I love it. The marshmallows. I eat.

49:26pounds of ambrosia. I've never had it. You know what it is? If I understand correctly, I think it's fruit with mayonnaise in it. It is not. No, it's marshmallows. Isn't it purple? White. It's fruit salad with marshmallows and some other junk. Jay, how good is it? Pecans. It's a southern thing, I think. Oh, yeah. She made it. All I know, she made it on Edward Scissorhands for him. And she's like, I bought you an Ambrose salad. I was like, ew, I don't want that. Hey, by the way, a lot of people were up in arms about the whole La Jolla fireworks. Is it going to happen? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the deal? Yeah, they went to court yesterday to discuss it because there were some enthusiasts out there. Sienna. What? That was Sienna. No, people were saying that the fireworks aren't good over the water because it can cause all kinds of problems and endanger animals. But the ruling was in favor of me. There are going to be fireworks in La Jolla Cove. People were worried that if they banned the ones on La Jolla Cove, they would ban it on other beaches too. So we're all good, at least for now. Maybe fireworks kill some sharks out there. Great whites. Maybe make that right. No, you don't want to kill sharks. Maybe. Stop. Maybe.

50:37You yell shark. We've got a panic on our hands on the 4th of July. Great whites have been spotted by Santa Barbara. Working their way down. Perfect. I wonder how long it takes to get here. Not long. They've got to lay over in L.A. They say that when they're migrating, though, they usually don't eat. So when they're moving, they usually don't eat. It's good news. And they usually don't eat people. It's purely accidental when it happens. Yeah, maybe they come post up at Tamarack for the weekend. Feast on a couple Texans. 570-1949 is our number. Hey, don't forget, Independence Jam is happening. It's presented by Miller Lite and Scion. Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros are going to be the headliner. And Rogue Wave is playing. The Wigs are playing. Delta Spirit is playing. Delta Spirit, by the way, one of the FM 94.9 recommended albums for this month. Local boys. Yeah, they are. It's good stuff. Let's see. They're about the woman that was in the car crash and claimed that it was from a vampire chasing her? No. We have audio of that next, and we might explore what that may have sounded like. Coming up next, Ding Dong sing-along as well.

52:11If you want to play the Ding Dong Singalong and win yourself a pair of sunglasses, give us a call right now. 570-1949. Ding Dong Singalong. We play a song. We abruptly stop it. You take over. Men and women are invited to play. Give us a call. 570-1949. Mikey Show now. 570-1949. Or shoot him a text. 949Mikey at gmail.com. More coming up on FM 94.9. Listen up, San Diego. This Thursday, July 1st. Prospect Bar & Grill and Barfly Promotions brings you Prospect Live. Featuring In Transit Audio and DJ Chuck Prada in the mix. With 94 centosekis from 9 to 10 p.m. and $5 you call it's all night. In Transit Audio this Thursday night at Prospect Bar & Grill. Located at 1025 Prospect Street. Upstairs next to Sushi on the Rock. Saturday, July 24th. Don't miss Icons. A pop culture live music and fashion experience. Happening in Horton Plaza Event Center. For more info, go to westcoastclublife.com. Brought to you by West Coast Club Life and John Block.

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57:48Just $15.99. See your store for details. Get to AutoZone today. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. KBZT San Diego, Lincoln Financial Radio Station. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I don't like rain. I like sunshine. Lauren. If you don't use it, you lose it. Woods. I got one word for you, dude. Get Zienna. I was a really good student. And Jay. Please grow up. On FM 94.9. Mikey Show consists of five people, myself, Woods. L-O-B, Sienna, and J. You are M1s. If you listen to The Mikey Show, and if you want to, you can call us right now, 5701-949. You can also text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. So, I just want to let people know, and let Woodsy know, live on the radio, that yesterday, Sienna secretly taped Woods. What? What do you mean?

59:02You know I have my recorder at all times. At all times, yes. What do you mean? Take me doing what? Where? I wish that I could have had a camera filming Woods' face right now when I just said that. Look at him scratching. I know, and I know, and I know, and I know it. Don't give me that look. She pulls me over today, and she goes, audio. No way. Yes. BS. What is he doing? BS. I'm going to BS about it. I don't believe it. What are you doing? What was I doing? I'm not going to tell you. Perfect. Well, let me tell you. Woods, you will find out tomorrow with the rest of the M1s tomorrow morning at 730. I was on one yesterday, too. You really were? He really was. He was very inappropriate yesterday. Well, and my wife, when I have days like that, my wife calls me and she says, you're being ornery. And I was... Ornery. Oh, yeah. Well, you're pregnant. I am. You're just a little uncomfortable. You got to get out of this first trimester and then. I am man straighting this week. I'm on my myriad. Yeah. Real good. It's his man period. So it could have been. It's my racking my brain. Thanks for spending me out for the rest of the show. Because now I'm going to be like. Rest of the show. Rest of the day, dude. Yeah. Rest of the day. I'm going to be like, what did I do? What did I do? And tomorrow morning until 730. You'll forget about it. Tomorrow morning at 730. We will play.

1:00:25Hidden audio. You know what it is. I know exactly. Have you heard it? No. I have to get it together. But I know what it is. Just play it right now. No. All I know is that when she told me what it was, when she told me what it was, I put both hands up over my mouth and got a giant smile on my face. So is this going to be a new bit? This is what we're going to do to each other? I know. This is what I'm going to maybe do to you guys. You guys are dead. I say some perverted things off the air. Oh, you do. Write that down. You guys also know I often carry a recorder with me. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. You don't know how to work. Yes, I do. Don't I? Ding dong. Sing along, by the way. Call us right now. 570. 194.9. Here's the way the ding-dong sing-along works. You call us, and I'm going to play you a song, and the song will abruptly stop. When it stops, you take over singing. If you can do that, you win. What is the prize today, Jay? It's a UFC World Heavyweight Championship fight on Saturday, July 3rd on Calls Pay-Per-View. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Let's see. Okay, so apparently...

1:01:35A woman was driving and got into an accident and claimed something really weird. caused the accident. In the hit Twilight Saga and popular HBO series True Blood, vampires are very real creatures who live, walk, and work alongside humans in all parts of the country. But could that be the case in real life? According to Colorado State Patrol, a local woman was driving down an unlit dirt road near 20 and K roads late Sunday night when she put her SUV in reverse and went into a canal. She told first responders she put the car in reverse because a vampire was chasing her. Fortunately, she was not injured. While some have doubts about what she may have seen. I don't think she didn't see a vampire. Others say they're prone to believe her. That'd be cool though. Hopefully that's the case. If she didn't see it. Makes it exciting. Vampirewebsite.net specifically lists Grand Junction as a vampire friendly city. One of just 20 in the whole country and the only one in Colorado. Besides, young Jessie Graves has her own theory about vampires in the valley. I think there is a vampire in Grand Junction. His name is Glenn Mills. Wow.

1:02:41Glenn Mills. Glenn Mills. Call out right there. Yeah, maybe it's his friend. Glenn Mills is like, what did I ever do to you? All I do is drink your blood. It's not a big deal. I just don't tan well. I wonder what that might have sounded like when that 911 call came in. What is your emergency? Oh, yeah. There's an emergency. All right. I have... There's a vampire in my car. Oh, my gosh. There's a vampire in my car. Very funny. Very, very funny. No. I don't have time for this, ma'am. This is 911. No, it's not funny. I'm really scared. I don't know. How are you? Let me talk to this guy. Okay, hold on. Hello. Yeah, this is 911. Are you guys playing a prank? No, we're not. So you're a vampire? Yes. Really? Yes. You know, I don't have time for this garbage, man. I'm also a fan of the genre, and I know for a fact...

1:03:41That this is Colorado. We have more sunshine than anywhere else in the country. Do you know how many days of sunshine you have per year? 300. Yes, let's count it. One. Yeah, so there's no way you'd be a real vampire and live in Colorado. You'd live in Salem or Beaverton or Portland. Oh, really? Are you some sort of vampire geography? Well, actually, I am. I'm a 911 operator. I've read all the Stephanie Meyer books. I'm a huge fan. Blah, back to you. You're not a real vampire. Hey, you're not Edward Cullen, okay? Oh, yeah. You're not Edward. Okay. All right, well, how about I come over there? I suck your blood. Yeah, you're not sucking anything over here, pal, okay? Blah. All right, bye. Oh, my gosh. That 911 operator was inappropriate. He was ornery. Yeah. Tell you what he was. That's a good word to describe him. Yeah, I think that he was ornery. 570-1949. What? All that is required of you with a Ding Dong Singalong is to be a creative person or to actually know the music. UFC prize pack up for grabs if you're any good at this. Now, here's the way it's going to work. I am going to play you a song, okay? When the song stops, you start. You take over. Now, if you don't know the song, be creative.

1:05:14Come up with something. Sing something. The only thing you can't do is be quiet, and the other thing that you can't do is you can't say the following words. I can't hear it. I don't want to hear that, all right? Blah. Blah. Blah. M1 Dude from El Cajon, are you there? I'm here. All right, dude, you ready to play? I'm ready. All right, here we go. Yes, yes, and yes. Great song. Hang on the line, M1 Dude. M1Evan from Camp Pendleton. How are you? I'm good. How are you doing, Michael? I'm good, bro. All right. Here's how we're going to do this, okay? I'm going to play you the song When It Stops You Start. You must be creative. You can't. You got to do something when this thing ends. You can't say you can't hear it because I know you can. And you got to come up with something if you don't know it. Here we go. I didn't know it. Sorry, buddy. Everyone, listen.

1:06:48I don't care who you are. You know the words to this. And if you're, listen, if you feel like it's going to be a break in your masculinity to not do it, I understand. I'm just saying, bro. M1 Aaron from San Diego. You there? Not too much, dude. You ready to do this? Let's do it. This is great. When the song stops, you take over. You ready? Yep. Here we go. I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry. That was embarrassing. Oh, wow. Dolly Parton met Sienna and goes, God, you've got huge. She actually has told me that before. M1, Erin, you're a winner. Hang on the line. Next up is M1 S-Dog. M1 S-Dog from Escondido. Are you there? Yes, I'm here. How are you?

1:08:17Oh, I'm nervous. You're nervous? Yeah, I'm good. Don't be nervous. I'm right next to a cop. You're discouraged. I'm totally doing something illegal because I'm so excited. Okay, let's do this. All right, here we go. They're right at the end. Yourself a UFC prize pack, yes dog. Hang on the line, okay? Oh, hilarious. Hang on, let's do one more. M1 Steven from Carlsbad, you ready to do this? Yeah, let's do it. All right. One more blah. I don't really know this song, but I want to watch you see if the bills cost too much. You credit my creator. He said blah. Yeah. One more blah. One more blah. I love it. Holy cow.

1:09:58This is one of my favorite games. Hang on the line, dude. That's fantastic. That was great. You might have had a little help there at the beginning. I don't know. Woodsy, did you know the rest of Before He Cheats? No. You didn't? No. Are you just saying that to be masculine? No, I really didn't know. That is the best karaoke song. It is. Yeah, everybody sings that karaoke. Landon Donovan. We all know who Landon is, right? Mm-hmm. He's a dude that played in the... World Cup, the Americans. If you'd asked me two weeks ago, I would have said who? Yeah. Nobody would have known. Well, I don't know if this is controversial or not, but when he won one of the games, looked up into the stands and blew a kiss. But you know who he blew a kiss to? His kid? Nope. His ex-wife. Oh, wow. No big deal. Woods says no big deal, right? Yes. Maybe they're getting back together. Maybe. Let's hear what he had to say about it. Well, I've known Bianca for eight years. First of all, her name's Bianca. I bet she is a dime. We have been and will always be best of friends. Oh, please. Why'd you get a divorce? Yeah. Yeah. We couldn't work it out? I wonder what your new girlfriend's going to think about that. I hate that bit. My personal life, people... What would you think, L.O.B., if you start dating Brandon Donovan and he says to you... Or Landon Donovan.

1:11:26Yeah, what did I say? Brandon. Yeah, what if you start dating Brandon to Landon Donovan? And he says to you, L.O.B., my ex, Bianca, is and always will be one of my best friends. See you later. She's out on that bit. That's so stupid. She'd slit his throat. Do a cannonball into his blood. Help me close to know how much she's meant to this whole process. And I wouldn't be where I was on that day without her. And I wanted to share that moment with her, which was a really special moment. I mean, she's at the game. They're obviously still talking. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. It's okay. There's nothing wrong with it. Just, you know, trudging around in that gray area. Just want to know if he's got a current. What she would think of it. No way. I would be real careful with that ex-business. I went through something similar. One time when Jamie and I broke up, I started dating another girl. She was furious that Jamie and I still talked.

1:12:22I was like, get, dude. We've been best friends forever. Oh, my gosh. Don't worry about us. Really? Well, I'm glad you did because you and Jamie ended up together, but please. Get. Yeah. Spare me. Get. She had beautiful hair, though. She did. I had beautiful hair. That's the one thing you remember about that girl. You say what you want about her. That's my favorite drop of all time. You say what you want about that girl, but I'll tell you. I had beautiful hair. I had beautiful hair. I'll tell you that right now. I'll never forget. I'll never forget because it was the first time that Woods ever wrote a song for a girl. Beautiful, dude. Beautiful. I didn't know you could sing like that. I didn't know that you could sing like a Filipino boxer. I love it.

1:13:26By the way, not to be speaking out of school, Woodsy found out what kind of car Sienna's husband Todd drives. Why are you laughing, guys? He's going to kill this. I know, he's going to roast you. He is. Listen, and I want every guy listening right now to ask yourself if you've been there. Oh, yeah. Sienna's husband. How old is Todd? 38. And he, let me tell you, he is unabashedly proud of this car. He loves it. He don't care what anybody says. What is it, Sienna? An 87? 1987? Might as well be 1887. Toyota?

1:14:19Supra. Oh my gosh. It has like the hard shell top that you can make a convertible. Like you pick up the whole hard top and take it off. We go cruising. Woodsy saw it the other day. He goes... What is that? What is that? It reminds me of what's the car in Back to the Future? The DeLorean. It looks like the DeLorean. It does. Oh, gosh. Where do you put that hard top when you take it off? I don't know. He sticks it in the garage. But this guy, my husband, loves this thing. Loves it, loves it, loves it. Apparently, it was the cool car. Wait for this. When he was in high school. Oh, yeah, yeah. 20 years ago. Yeah, I was, well, I would have graduated in 88, and that was a cool car. Toyota Supra was a cool car. Oh, absolutely. Does he put, like, a cover over it in the garage? The bra? Yeah, the bra. Does he have the bra for it? Oh, he takes such good care of this thing. He works on it all the time, waxes it, loves this thing. He won't get rid of it. I keep saying, okay, babe, you're not going to be able to get a car seat in that car.

1:15:29There's no room in the back. We're going to need to get you another car. He's like, okay, but I'm not getting rid of this. Just so you know, we're not getting rid of this. He's not ever going to get rid of it. He acts like it's a Porsche. He acts like it's a 68 Corvette. He thinks it is. To him, it is. See, that's the deal. I'm used to classic cars being those 60s and 70s muscle car kind of deals. Now we're kind of in a quandary as dudes where we go, what do we do with those 80s cars? What do we do with those? Like in our heads, are those cool? Are those classic cars now? Or are those, what is that? 80s songs classic, 80s cars not. Not so much. He found this thing a few years ago on Craigslist and was like, no. Craig was giving it away. No, he was just looking around for a new car and he was like, no way. And he found it pristine condition with some old lady selling it. Sweetest old lady. We went and picked it up and Todd was like, yes. I love it. It's not that he's had the car since high school or whatever. He went out last year and got this car.

1:16:29He found it. He was so stoked. Yeah. I bet driving that thing home to him was one of the greatest, greatest things in the world for him. It's probably like he probably saw that. There was probably one guy in his town that had one and he's like. That son of a bitch and that Superman. I want one. No, he says people pull up next to him and they like signal for him to roll down the window and they're like, I love your car, dude. I don't know if Todd's making that up, but he tells me that story a lot. The interior inside, you guys. It's navy blue. Oh, wow. What color is the outside? It's like a pearly white. Oh, my goodness. 570-1949. Sorry, babe. He's driving in it right now like, I love you. Oh, yeah. They don't call me Todd the God for no reason. All right, so I want you to call me right now and tell me, what do you have that you're just, you're not getting rid of it? You don't care what anybody says to you. And I, listen.

1:17:27This encompasses so many things. I mean, sure, it could be a car, but it could be a million other things too. There's stuff that I have that my wife goes, please, please. And I go, no, babe, I'm not getting rid of that. I finally did. We had a Weber. That looked like it came, you know, for grilling. That looked like it came from World War II. We have one of those too. It was so rusted and beaten up. And just, it looked, the Weber itself looked like it had rabies. That's leprosy. Yeah, it looked like you needed to take it to the vet. And I wasn't getting rid of it. And she finally, for so long, I said, all right, fine, I'll get rid of it. We probably have clothes, dudes, you know. Wallets, clothes, T-shirts. T-shirts that just look so filthy. T-shirts that are see-through now. Paint on them and stuff. And you guys still wear them. Won't get rid of it. My wife has a couple of things where I'm like, because we just moved here and, you know, there's still stuff out in the garage. And I looked and I go, huh, so you brought this. Like what? Like you didn't, like you made sure this made it on the truck. Yeah, yeah. For example, there's a framed picture.

1:18:41of her high school graduation invitations what do you mean by that i wouldn't want to get rid of that so you have an invitation that you invite people to come to your graduation right yeah yeah it's matted and framed please attend the graduation of jamie denise honeycutt at blah blah blah and it's framed and like matted i'm like we really need that you're 38 years old but what if it uh it's a nice moment though it means so much to her Well, don't we all have like... It means a lot. We have like this alleged trophy room that we're going to have. Like I ran track and cross country. I've got like boxes of medals at my parents' house. Well, you got every race. Would you get rid of it once? Yeah, I would. At some point, you got to give it up. What about baseball trophies you won? Dude, I won like two trophies. Todd has a trophy, the very first trophy he ever won on his bedside table. Amazing. T-ball. Amazing. He loves it. In my office, I have two trophies. I have a 1998 radio award that I won. And I have the 2009.

1:19:46fantasy football champion. You keep that. What about all your participation ribbons? Did you throw those out? What is that? From middle school. From participating in a game. Thanks for participating. I do not have that. It's like the courtesy. I don't. I had those for years, like from field day, with the blue ribbons and stuff. You know what else she kept? Her megaphone. She kept her megaphone? Yes. You mean she was captain of the cheerleaders at L.D. Bell High School, graduating class 1990. She has her megaphone. It's in our garage. You can see it. Do you really want her to get rid of that? Yeah. Sienna, Lauren, do you guys have a problem with that? No. What, do you got yell practice later? Yeah. I guess the megaphone. It's a memento. Does she still have the outfit? She does, and that she can keep. Yeah. Man, the outfit would be all about it. Isn't it a cool memento? I guess. Maybe she just uses it to call you when you're upstairs. Yeah. Dear. Dear. Dinner's ready. I just keep thinking that one day I'm going to have this house with some trophy room and my kids are going to want to see my medals or something. They don't care. Someone, Stephanie from La Mesa, are you there? Yes, I'm here. Stephanie, what does your mom have? She has this couch from the 1970s. Oh, my gosh. It's a lesbian that she just won't get rid of. It's got these groovy colors all over it. Cool. Orange and green.

1:21:08What's her take? It's something that is sentimental to her for whatever reason, and it's just a huge eyesore. She just doesn't want to let go of it. I can't fault her. I want to, but I can't. Maybe you were conceived on the couch. You never know. I was just thinking that. Ew. What if? What if? I don't know. That would be weird. All the more reason to get rid of it. What we're going to hear next is going to 100% disgust you. Oh, no. M1 Susan from El Cajon. Hello. This is crazy. This is crazy what you're about to tell us. Go ahead. So my grandpa, when he was about 22, he cut off his finger and he keeps it in the fridge in a jar. He keeps it in the fridge in a jar. Oh, no.

1:22:03It's your grandfather's Buffalo Bill. I'm hungry. What do we have in here? Maybe like a peanut butter jelly salad. Oh, God. Why does he do that? Yeah, why does he keep body parts? Why? I don't know. He just always kept it in the fridge. And when I would go over his house, he used to play nurse and stuff. And I would take out his finger and not out of the jar, but we'd take the jar out of the fridge. And he just always kept it. And my grandma eventually made him throw it away. Maybe you keep your eyes on your own person. Is it like floating? Yeah, it's always been in the jar. Formaldehyde. Hey, Susan. Susan, will you do me a favor? Yes. The next time you're there, just take your cell phone out and take a little snapshot for us. Oh, no, no. Take a little snapshot for us? No, she said her grandma made him throw it out finally. Oh, it's gone. Yeah, it's gone now. It's gone now. She's probably like, damn it. Did he ever do the old... Oh, my finger. Yeah. Did it come off? Thank you, Susan. Guess who's on the line? Who? Todd. No way. Sienna's husband, Todd, is on the line. Hello, baby. Hi. Do you still like me at all? What are you doing, roasting? Yeah, I love it. I'm like, he's got his trophy. I'll sit on the bed table. Are you rolling around in that Supra right now?

1:23:27I am. I'm heading up on the 5, heading up in your neighborhood. Have you done anything, like, you know, checked online to see, like, if you could put a nice spoiler on that thing? I'm going to sport it up. Why not? He's going to put more money into it. No, get rid of it. We need a new car. We've got to put a car seat in there. He's like, I don't know. There's a sports suspension available for it, you know? He won't get rid of it. He loves it. The best part is I still have the original tape deck in it. Oh, my gosh. The original tape deck. That's awesome. With the equalizer and everything. Oh, dude, that's awesome. I told you guys yesterday that I made him a cassette tape for Valentine's Day. That's why, for that car. Todd, tell me, where on the five are you right now? I'm just passing Lucadia Boulevard exit. All right, if anybody, and you're headed north or south. I'm heading north. All right. If anybody's headed north on the 5 around the Lucadia exit and they see a hot Supra, give a little honk. Yes. You know, we just want to hear a little honk so that we know that you're Mikey Show listener and that you're hanging out. You see Todd, the whole deal. Now, Todd, have you considered the whole mileage thing? Because the mileage thing has got to be an issue, right? Well, yeah, but I just had the engine rebuilt last year. Oh, shit.

1:24:48This is what I'm talking about. That is brand new. It's got 180,000 miles. Holy cow. Holy cow. He loves it. He spent so much money on this car that it's worth nothing. How much did the racing stripes cost? Hey, and it does run good, Todd? Oh, yeah, it runs great. And I get to pull out some of my old school tapes from the high school, you know. Name one of the tapes that are in there right now. Hey, I got a honk from a guy in a Honda. So great. That's so nice. So awesome. That's so awesome, dude. That's amazing. He tried to run a Supra real good. Real sweetly. He's going to be the envy of the five. Donnie, what tape are you listening to right now? Poison, open up and say ah? No, Winger at 17. What did that happen? Pyromania? Nice. Oh, yeah, that was the best. That is so great. You want to know where I was when his car was made?

1:25:47Where? In diapers at home. In diapers. That is fantastic. She's going mom. I was too, yeah. That is great. I want to marry a guy with a Supra. That's great. Thank you for calling, Todd. We appreciate it. All right. Talk to you guys later. See you, brother. Bye. That's Todd. I love it. Just jamming in the Supra. He's so proud of it. He's like, hey, I'm not ashamed. We go everywhere in that thing. I love it. He loves it. Top off. Listen. Deanna, cover up. My top song is top song. I have been telling you about how absolutely crazy pop culture is right now with the phenomenon of Twilight, right? Now you're thinking to yourself, to what level has it sunk itself into our culture? But you know that right now there's Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan. She's getting questioned yesterday by some senators, and they asked her about Twilight. Oh, boy. Come on. It's really irrelevant. I'm not kidding. And we will play that for you next. Your voice be heard on The Mikey Show now. I'm ready. Call 570-1949. You're going on to shoot him a text. 949mikey at gmail.com. I guess I was a little confused about that part. This is The Mikey Show on FM 94.9.

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1:35:58as a dad with a three-year-old, about to be a four-year-old. That just breaks my heart. Christian Cunningham. That was his son's name, Christian Cunningham. And it was so tragic. It happened, I think, it was a drowning? A drowning in a hot tub in Las Vegas. Oh, man. Randall was out of town. He's a pastor now, Randall Cunningham is. Yeah, he was out of town and I just got the call. Awful. Just breaks my heart. Oh, I mean, and any parent that hears that story, and even if you're not a parent, it just absolutely breaks your heart. And like Woodsy said earlier, if you're the praying type, please do for Randall Cunningham. There are pictures of this kid with his dad that tears my eyes. I was looking at him like, oh, boy. Oh, my goodness. It's just so, so tough. But anyway, we... Got a report on that and let you know that that happened. It's very, very sad, though. So tell me where you are on this. Democratic Senator Amy Klobuchar? Sounds like... Kombucha? Yeah, Kombucha. Sounds like the horse is going to start neighing in Young Frankenstein. Klobuchar. But anyway...

1:37:21Senator Amy Klobuchar was doing her bit yesterday with the Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan. They all have to ask her questions. They got to make sure she's the right person for the job. So here's how that sounded. Senator General Kagan, you had an incredibly grueling day yesterday and did incredibly well. But I guess it means you missed the midnight debut of the third Twilight movie last night. Really? We did not miss it in our household, and it culminated in three 15-year-old girls sleeping over at 3 a.m. So I have this urge to ask you about the famous. I didn't see that. I just had a feeling. I keep wanting to ask you about the famous case of Edward versus Jacob. Really? Yes. Vampire versus the werewolf. Really? I wouldn't. I will refrain. Well, I know you can't comment on future cases, so I'll leave that alone. Was he just powered down? She could have been more cool about it. I wish she wouldn't. Oh, what an idiot. That's so annoying. I mean, first of all, it's a dumb question. It's a dumb question, but have a little fun. That's what I was going to say. Fine, you get a dumb question, you're like, yeah, no, I haven't seen it.

1:38:31I just haven't seen it. I'm busy being nominated for the Supreme Court, so I just haven't got a chance to see it yet, but I'm going to. It's not that hard. How rad would it have been if she was like, oh, Team Edward all the way. I have a little sense of humor about it. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays. For sure. Well, she's like, I'm not even going to dignify that question. We've got bigger fish to fry, if you didn't know. 570-1949 is our phone number if you want to give us a call. And our text is 949mikey at gmail.com. You can call us at any time. A couple of other things to tell you. First of all, I want to tell you in just a second, I've got to tell you about this. I'm not going to say who on the show, but somebody was at a dinner party. It could be me. It could be any of us. I'm not going to say who it is, but something happened. And it's pretty big. That seems a little heavy. I got somebody on line three, and that seems kind of heavy. But we'll see. Maybe I don't know the details. M1 Rochelle, are you there? I'm good. How are you doing? I'm good. What were you calling about? I'm calling regarding whole date rape issue. My friend and I, we were out.

1:40:05Had a good time. And we're hanging out down at TB. And she is, you know, just all over this guy having a good time. And she proceeds to go home with him afterwards. Mm-hmm. Just, you know, first time, go home. And she calls me and is saying that, you know, she was almost date raped. And he was aggressive. all over her and she had a really hard time getting him off of her. But my whole thing is, you know, I'm watching her grinding all over him and, you know, she's dressed the way she is. You know how we are when we go out. You know, we're showing little booties, showing little boobies and stuff. And when you dress like that, when you act like that, you're asking for it. Oh. You know? I disagree with that. I disagree with that. I can't. I would not. say that you're asking for it um now did this was she able to get out of there and get away from this dude she was but it took her a while i mean she was upset and i understand she was upset you know it it was hard for her to get out of there i mean he was really like no no no no come on come on say say say and like forcing himself on her but she was finally able to get out of the situation um but if she wouldn't have gone home with him first time it wouldn't have happened

1:41:30You know, she's got to think, and a lot of girls out there have to think. You know, you can't just, you know, be all up on somebody and then, yeah, let's go home, let's go home, uh-huh, uh-huh, and expect nothing to happen. Jay said that you had called yesterday, and he told you to call us back today. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. First of all, I don't think that you could ever say that a girl is... quote, asking for it. I don't think you can, you can't say that. Secondly, I think that had that dude done anything to her, and it sounds like he kind of did. I mean, he was pressing himself on her and he was definitely, if anything, he's guilty of going somewhere she didn't want him to go. And when anybody date rapes somebody, they need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. That being said, I would say, ladies, don't go home with strangers. Don't go home with strangers. Exactly. I mean, you know what's out there. Don't put yourself in that situation. You've got to take some responsibility here. And she didn't do it. You know, I was, you know, hard on her. I know I was. And, you know, she's not really talking to me right now. But, you know, you can't do this. You can't go out there and just, like, you know, shaking your ass like that and expect.

1:42:57Nothing to happen. Let me ask you, Sienna and L.O.B., what do you guys think of that? Very disappointed in Rochelle for not being there for her friend. I mean, number one, this happens. Date rape happens more when you know the person than just some stranger. So what if she knew the guy and was dancing up on him? Would that have made it any different? Is she still asking for it? Well. maybe it would make a big difference. Yeah, maybe it would. But in this case, being that it's a stranger, would you, if it is your girlfriend, L.O.B., aren't you like, hey, don't go home with a stranger? Yeah, don't go home with a stranger, you would say to the person, you know, but that doesn't warrant something so extreme happening to that person. So you say to them, you know, I wish you wouldn't have done that, but you can't undo the past. Two wrongs don't make a right, and you don't. That does not warrant that kind of behavior. Absolutely not. And if, by the way, anybody does anything, they need to be put in jail probably for the rest of their lives. She had a lapse in judgment. That does not mean that she should be violated in any way just because of the way somebody's dancing. That has nothing to do with what comes next. We have a thing that is built into us that we need to listen to.

1:44:25That goes, don't, don't do this. Don't go there. And one of those things is going home with a dude that you don't know after you've been drinking. But your judgment is impaired. Right. That's why you have to be aware of that. Right. But I'm saying, so she made a mistake. She obviously made a mistake that led to something terrible. But you don't say, well, you know, who doesn't get date raped? The person that doesn't go home with the guy. I mean, that's just not a fair logic. Well, why would you just not say to yourself, hey, listen, if I drink tonight, I'm not going to go home with strangers. Now we're saying, no, no, no, that logic doesn't apply. Sometimes you make a mistake and you go home with a stranger. But she did go home with a stranger. You can't undo that fact. But that does not mean that that warrants her. getting sexually violated no that doesn't mean that that's what's gonna happen i said that from the very beginning but shouldn't we say blanketly don't go home with strangers you should say that yeah and i guess that the reason that we should say what she did though no no and i think that you need to be there to comfort her i think that rochelle's rochelle i think it's pretty heavy duty the response is heavy duty i know i used to work with guys um and

1:45:43I remember three of them went out actually to PB. This happened a few years ago. And they all got roofies in their drinks. Guys that weren't doing anything. They were just there. And they had to work. It was on a weeknight. They were so messed up the next day. They had no idea what happened. All of them. Every one of them got it. Went in a pitcher of their beer. Oh, my God. Yeah. Gotta be careful out there, man. And it's just like nothing you do. deserves something like that, no matter what you do. And especially, I mean, her dancing, people dance, people have a good time. That doesn't warrant anything bad happening to her, even if it's really provocative. It doesn't warrant it. It doesn't warrant it, but she should have expected something like this to happen. But you said she was kind of asking for it. Okay, here's the deal. And I don't agree with that. I think I got the sentence. I think I have my thought worked out here. It doesn't warrant it. By any means. But what it does do is it definitely makes it so that you go, this is something that could happen. Okay, in other words, if I get, let's say I get loaded and I get behind the wheel of a car and I drive home and it's five blocks away, it's very possible that I could make it home safely. It's also possible that I can kill myself or somebody else, right?

1:47:05That is possible. And so I have to know that that's a possibility, right? Yeah. Okay. So if I do drive home and I get into a wreck and I kill myself or somebody else, yes, it's an accident. There's no doubt about it. It was an accident, meaning that I didn't plan it. But I also... have some responsibility in it. Yeah, no, I agree. I definitely have some responsibility. No, I don't agree with that analogy. You don't think that there's any responsibility in it? I agree with if you drive drunk, that is all on you. That is your responsibility. You put yourself behind the wheel. I don't think that just because you go home with somebody and then you get date raped that you should say, well, I guess I have to take responsibility in the fact that I went home with this guy. Well, wouldn't that tell you? Yeah. Maybe I never do that again. Yeah, it would tell you never to do that again. But you can go home with somebody and say, yeah, I'm going to kiss this guy and then I'm going to get a cab. You at any point can say no. A woman doesn't just say just because I go home with this guy, he pretty much should have figured that it was like locked up and in the bag, you know? No, but that means then that if, okay, then that means that if a woman gets drunk and goes home with a stranger, she should assume.

1:48:24that everything's going to be fine. No, she put herself in a compromised position, but you shouldn't expect that that person is going to overpower you and force themselves upon you. No, you shouldn't. And if they do, they need to go to jail and prison the rest of their lives. However, you still did have some responsibility in it, in that. You put yourself somewhere you didn't have to, right? Yeah. And sometimes if you get in a car accident and somebody hits you on the freeway, you say, oh, I shouldn't have been. If I wasn't driving, I would have gotten that car accident. No, but the difference between that is, is that we're all doing that. We're not all getting drunk and going home with strangers. We're all getting into a car and driving. Yeah, I guess you're right on that. Now, but if you get drunk and you know you're impaired because drunk equals not impaired, you know, that I think is what drunk does. Drunk equals not impaired. Yeah. I mean, excuse me. Drunk equals impaired. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I was like, sorry. I mean, I see what Lauren's talking about, but I just, I, this just sparked something to me that just happened is my sister who's in high school was over by San Diego state at a party. And when I found out she was there, flipped out, was like, I'm coming to pick you up right now or you're getting a ride home. I don't want you over there. And my explanation was you look younger than.

1:49:41anyone else there because you are younger and sometimes it doesn't matter what you do or how in control you are just because of the way you look you you just have to be aware that sometimes those things can happen more likely to you well and if that because i agree with you i think that's 100 true if it wasn't true what that would mean is is that nope we don't have to worry about a thing everything's absolutely fine yeah i mean of course this guy isn't animal of course like we all agree he's an animal yeah but what we what i guess we disagree on is that some of us choose to live in this world where we go yes but you know what if i say to stop that means that every man will no you don't know this guy and even lob you said yourself a lot of times you do know these guys and they're still yeah idiots still rapists you know what i mean um uh and my point is You know, you're going to make these choices, and you don't know what's going to happen as soon as that door closes. So you're taking that responsibility on yourself, and that's what I'm upset with her about. What was she planning on doing? Did she just want to hang out with him? Was she getting a ride home? She just wanted to hang out, have a couple drinks, you know, and she didn't expect him to get as aggressive as he did, and that's what flipped her out.

1:51:01that's when she was just scared and wanted to get out of the situation. She shouldn't have put herself in a situation. Hey, Rochelle, our phone lines are absolutely blowing up. And so I'm going to let you go. We're going to take some of these calls. Thank you for the call. Man, that is a... And it's one that I really, you know, I think about this because it's such a big deal. It's such a big issue. And I think that what gets tough for people is the... If you say that we have responsibility as people, let's take man, woman out of it. You know me, I'm a big accountability guy. And I'm a guy that, holy cow, thank God, I should be dead. I should be dead or in prison for decisions and choices that I've made. Dead or in prison. Because the times that I've gotten behind the wheel, an idiot. But I have to.

1:52:02I have to look at it and go, if I had a daughter, what I would say to my daughter is never, ever, ever, ever go home with a stranger, regardless of if you're drinking, if you're not drinking. And by the way, if you are at a bar and a dude is drinking and you're drinking and he invites you back to his place, ladies, I want to let you know, most likely he's trying to have sex with you. Are you going to throw salt in this girl's, in your hypothetical daughter's wounds when something like that, God forbid, does happen? Then are you going to say, what were you doing there in the first place? No, no, no. I give her a hug. I give her a hug. I comfort her. I know that she knows that. I know that she's probably kicking herself going, I, you know, I should have known better than to go home with a stranger. Yeah. Drunk. Yeah, and it's a lapse in judgment. Unfortunately, that's what drinking does. It impairs your judgment. But I just can't think, I just don't think it's a cause and effect. I don't think A plus B is always going to equal C and that you should expect it, you know? It isn't. Yeah. You know why? Because we live in a world where there's monsters and we have to know that. Yeah. We have to know that we live in a, and if that's not true, then we live in a world where, no, there's no monsters. Yeah.

1:53:23Is that true that we live in a world where there's no monsters? No. I mean, you know now, even when you just go on a run and stuff, you know, well, that area may be safe at some times, but it's just not anymore. Like, you just have to be so careful of everything you do now because there are monsters. M1 Tiger Lily, are you there? Yes, I am. What did you want to say? Well, I was an RA in college, and I actually got my degree in women's studies. And, like, the thing that we always learned was, like, no means no. And we even had a program at school talking to guys about it. And that was my thing. So I don't agree with Rochelle at all. And I agree with, I think it's Warren was talking about how her friend shouldn't be just, oh, well, you made a bad decision, and that's it. Like, be nice to your friend. Comfort your friend. Then you can have a discussion once you've kind of gotten over it to have a discussion about. hey, maybe we shouldn't be making those decisions next time. Well, Tiger Lily, I mean, I agree with you. I don't think there's a person in the world that is going to say to you, actually, no, no means yes. You should be tough on her. And I don't think anybody says no means yes. I think we all agree no means no. Well, I think there's plenty of guys that would back Rochelle's thinking of, well, what did she expect to happen? Why'd she go home with him? And that's the kind of thing that we have to debunk for people. I don't say, what did she expect?

1:54:40I say you have to know something bad potentially can happen from that. Because we live in a world where there's monsters. But we can't be sheltered from everything around us. Something potentially bad could happen just walking down the street. But that's fate and that's an accident. That's a situation when it's brought upon you, there's a red light that does go off in your head. It's a dangerous situation that any woman's going to put themselves in. As a guy that has, you know. been that dude not the rapist you know not like aggressive but has had a girl come home with him I mean sure girls have come back and said no I just wanted to hang out and you're like okay cool you know and and you know let me get a number we'll talk another time I mean I know aggressive guys like I know guys that I would call friends back in the day that were aggressive guys and it would always blow my mind when they'd say well I tried to do this and she wouldn't let me the first time and then I tried again and then she would let me and I'm like

1:55:39that's really creepy that you would keep trying after she said no and always trip me out. Because if I tried something with a girl and I got a no, I was like, I wouldn't do it again. And I'd be scared to death. So it's just a weird, weird thing. But I kind of feel like, man, you can't put yourself in that situation. You know what I mean? With these guys out there. No, you shouldn't and you can't. But when it does happen, there's always the opportunity to put the brakes on. And that, I think, is more important of an issue than going home with somebody. I'm glad she got out of there. Yeah. You've never had the girlfriend, though, that says to you no, but then she keeps coming at you? Not really, man. Not like that. Like, I've tried a couple things. They've said no, and I've been like, whoa, done. Yeah, I'm done, but then they just keep coming at you. You're like, well, didn't you say no? Some do that. There's a lot of calls on the line, and one girl. is calling in right now to say that guys get a bad rep and, hey, this guy was impaired too. We're going to hear from her next. To the Mikey Show on FM 94.9. This is the FM 94.9 Bud Light Concert Calendar.

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2:04:31That's a mistake. And I'm like, no way, Lauren. You know, that's not a mistake. That is a choice. You know, it's an actual decision. And Lauren says, no, that's not what a mistake is. And I said, all right, let's look the word up, which killed me because she was kind of right. The actual definition is an action or judgment that is misguided or wrong. Now, by that definition, Lauren is right. To have gone home with a stranger while you're drunk is a mistake. It's a big mistake. And I get the reason that it kills me is because it is, to me, it's also a choice. Now, I'm going to give her the mistake aspect of it, okay? I'll give you the mistake aspect. However, I do have to say that I think that what you cannot remove from it is...

2:05:34And what I mean by that is, again, we put this boldly underlined and in large print. He's a monster. He had no right to do this. He should go to prison. There is no denying that. Anybody that date rapes a girl, there's no denying that. Thank you. Absolutely. I guess my point in it is you can't. take out the aspect of responsibility on a woman's part. Okay, well, what about this scenario? Girl sends a guy a text message. Hey, come over. It's two in the morning. I want to see you. Okay, he thinks in his head, hmm, she wants to... Slay. Slay. Do the hibbity-dibbity. Thousand percent. Goes over there. She changes her mind. Says, no, absolutely not. Well...

2:06:30Your text message said you wanted to, and I'm here. No, it didn't. I'm gonna. It implied you wanted to. Yeah, it implies that. So it doesn't matter the underlying circumstances or the situation that got you to the point. I think we're just focusing on different things here. How about this, Lauren? How about, since we're comparing, how about if a girl goes through the phone book and she finds a random person that she doesn't know, a stranger. She takes that cell phone number and texts him, hey, come on over. At 2 a.m. Now, is that smart? No. Okay, so we'll agree. That's a mistake. That's a big mistake. That's a big mistake to do that. Yeah. Okay, does she have any role in that, by the way? Yeah, she has a role in it. That's, I think that's all. That's all Mikey wants. All I want her to do is never make that text. All I want her to do is never make that text. It's a little different, though. She's going blindly and picking somebody out of the phone book as opposed to.

2:07:25Building somewhat of a rapport, having a false sense of security with this guy. I mean, I'm not condoning going home with somebody. Listen, it's 2010. There's no such thing as rapport. I'm sorry. And I know that may sound crazy, but I don't believe in rapport in 2010. In 2010, everybody can be Ted Bundy. You've got to watch your ass in 2010. Everyone can potentially be Ted Bundy. And so, you know, know him. So much to the point that even when you know the dude, he could still be Ted Bundy. But it's also just like, you don't need to go back to his house. Just don't. There's no good. I mean, some good could come out of it in some people's minds. But I'm just saying, you know, most girls wouldn't want that to be the good. They would want a phone call the next day. Chris Rock's got the greatest line. Chris Rock has the greatest line. He's like, ain't nothing good going on at 2 o'clock in the morning. Yeah. It's true.

2:08:25I mean, it's like, please. It's what absolutely petrifies me of having a little girl. Petrifies me. Expect the worst. Yep. Let's see. M1, do we still have her on the line? Yes, we do. M1, Debra, are you there? Yes. Okay, Debra, go ahead. Okay, first of all, I've got to give the qualifier. There is in no way, shape, or form am I condoning. A guy date raping a girl or anything like that. Of course, we all feel that way. But sometimes we discount the fact that the guy may have been drinking just as much as the girl, if not more. And sometimes we're talking about mistakes. He might be an aggressive drinker. I mean, I know a guy who's really mellow. He drinks. He just kind of like passes out. Some guys, they dance on tables. They kiss everybody. He'd get horny. I mean, he's been making a mistake, too. Of course, that girlfriend of hers telling her, hey, you were kind of dumb for what you did. I think that's completely right of her to say that because you don't know what type of a drunk this guy is. You don't know if they talked about having sex on the way home. And so in his mind, he's thinking sex, sex, sex, and he doesn't hear anything else. I mean, we don't know. But we're like saying the guy's a monster. The guy's this. He might wake up the next day and say, what the heck did I do? You know, I mean, just like this girl is like, oh, my God, I almost got raped.

2:09:52You don't know what this guy's thinking, and we're automatically calling him a demon, and we don't know. He needs to know he can't drink like that anymore. If this girl got drunk and punched the guy in the face, she would still be accountable for breaking the law and assaulting somebody. It doesn't matter how drunk you get if that's the way you're going to behave and break the law. That's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is the girlfriend that called in, and you guys were like, oh, she's being harsh, she's being harsh. I would have said the same thing to her. Hey, honey. Maybe not do that anymore. Maybe take responsibility. She's over 18. After you're 18, your parents don't have any say over you anymore. You have to say for yourself. And I'm not going to get drunk, go home with a guy, and I'm not going to say, hey, you know, pull the brakes and then completely 100% blame the guy. I mean, if I'm running down the street and I'm working out and someone jumps me and attacks me and raves me, you know what? That's 100% that guy's fault. I did nothing wrong. But this girl, she's going home with the expectation of something's going to happen. And she can't do that. She's got to take at least part of the blame. She can't be all upset with her friend for trying to give her tough love. Because you guys don't know what kind of friend she is. Maybe she does this every weekend. And this weekend, she got a little bit too close to what could have happened. And now it should be like a warning call. Somebody should tell her, this should bring up the brakes for you, honey, next time.

2:11:17You know, get a buddy and go home with her. Mm-hmm. Hey, I appreciate the phone call. That was a great call. It's an interesting take that she has. Yeah. I don't really agree with it, but it's very interesting just to say it. Everyone's entitled to their opinion. That's right. 570-1949. M1, Caitlin from San Diego. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Go ahead. I'm, like, shaking right now. I don't mean to bag on Deborah and Rochelle, but they're totally wrong. Rochelle even said she's scared. What she needs is someone to comfort her. I feel bad for saying this, but this is why some people, women especially, don't come out with these reports of being raped because they don't want to be scolded by friends and family. That's a good point. That's a great point. Caitlin, do you think that it is a good idea to go home with a stranger? Absolutely not. I think that she didn't make a bad choice mistake. But you know what? She can wear as much skimpy clothes as she wants. The second that she says no, no. Right. She can wear as much skimpy clothes as she wants. And I agree with you on that. She should not, regardless of how she's dressed, go home with a stranger. The reason that she shouldn't go home with a stranger is because everybody is a potential monster.

2:12:36Everyone is a potential monster. And if you're drinking and you're at a bar, you know, here's what we have to all be grownups about and say happens in the world. As grownups, we have to know that when we're at bars and we're drinking and we're having a little go back and forth with a dude, he wants to have sex. And a lot of times the girls do too. And so they go home and they have sex. So we have to know. That that's the reality of 2010. As another reality, we got to know that there's monsters that will rape you. And so as a result of what we know, we need to do our best. It's kind of like going into the forest and spraying mosquito repellent on yourself. I mean, you don't have to. You don't have to. But the reality of it is you could get bit. You could get bit. And there's one way to make sure you don't get bit. And that's to not go home with a stranger. It won't happen. We're not having the conversation then. One of the things that I think is Rochelle that called, I just think, man, you're her friend. Your job title is her friend. You should have her back. Maybe if you're her dad, you could say, what have I told you your entire life growing up? You do not do. That was one of the things. I could see a dad saying that, you know.

2:13:57Like, Jay gave a good example when we were off the air. If his son, if he's always told his son, don't get in a car with strangers, and then his son gets in a car with strangers, you think he's not going to tell his son, I told you not to get in a car with strangers. Bad outcomes could happen. God forbid, like, the kid gets kidnapped. You don't, they return safely. You say, what did I tell you? Well, of course. I would hug his neck. Of course. I would hug his neck, but at the same time, I would reinforce the message that. you know, hey, this was a mistake. There's a reason I've taught you this. And I think she gets the message that she's not going to do that. Apparently not. No, she's just saying, do I deserve this? Like, no, I don't deserve this. No one deserves it. No one deserves it. But I think she gets the message, hey, stupid decision. I mean, if she doesn't get the message, then she's got some problems. But, I mean, I think the last thing you need to do is reiterate to the person, hey, you know who doesn't? get date raped, the person that doesn't go home with a guy. Is that true or false, by the way? What's that? That what you just said. What? Is that a true or false statement? You know who doesn't? Yes. No, that's actually false. That's false. Yes. So, in other words, if a girl doesn't go home with a guy, she does get date raped. There's other circumstances that can lead to that. She can. You know, you never know who, what situation. In this circumstance, if she just at the end of the night gave her phone number and said, gosh, I'd love to see you tomorrow.

2:15:19this situation disappears. Yeah, right? Yeah. I mean... The odds are in... Maybe get to know him a little bit better before you go back to a stranger's house. Yeah, I mean, I agree with that. I'm just saying once this happens, you don't need to throw salt in somebody's wound and say, see? Insult to injury. But I think a friend, a friend should not. A parent, someone who has raised you and wants nothing. I mean, the thought of it would destroy a parent. How do you not say, you know? But a parent might never find out. Sometimes it's your best friend that tells you the words that you do not want to hear. Mike, what did your dad do when your brother lit the mattress on fire? He didn't do anything about it because he knew that my brother already felt terrible enough about what had happened. Learned the lesson. He learned the lesson. Yeah, so that's kind of the analogy that I'm making. And I think you're right. I mean, I'm a guy that I have screwed up, what, a billion times in my life. Been arrested, you know, the whole thing. And I got some tough love at times, but a lot of times you do learn that lesson. You don't want to hear.

2:16:27Hey, man. You don't. You know who doesn't, you know? You don't, but it's also, it's like, man, you, in a way, you did something wrong. Wouldn't be the first words out of my mouth, but those words at some point after we had gone, you know, hugs. Crying that they're so happy they're okay. Sitting them down, getting a counselor for her. And then saying, please, please, please, please, never do that again. I care for you too much to see that happen. Please never do that. Not the, what did you expect? Grinding up on him and showing you. Well, you're not going to say that. You're going to say it in a better way. She did say that. She did. Well, then she was, you know, she should have handled it better. And I say, hey, look, I mean, yeah, she shouldn't be grinding up against him and doing all of that stuff. That would be my take, my personal take anyway. She can have some fun. Yeah, sure. I mean, listen, everybody's got their opinion on that. And so my opinion is. If it's my daughter, I'm like, hey, listen, dad don't want you out there dry humping a guy on the dance floor, okay? And I just want you to know that. You don't? No, I don't. And dad wants you to know that if you're out there dry humping a guy on the dance floor, I'm going to be disappointed in you. I want you to know. I mean, you make your own choices. I'm just telling you that dad didn't want that for you. Dad also does not want you going home with strangers. And, oh, by the way, if you follow my rule and you don't go home with strangers,

2:17:49you're probably going to be much safer. There's anomalies, sweetheart. So something crazy could happen if you don't go home with a stranger. Something crazy could happen. But I'm going to tell you that for the most part, if you don't go home with strangers, you're probably going to be okay. And if you do go home with strangers, you're on your own. It's all about odds. It's all about odds. Your odds greatly, greatly increase if you engage in that kind of behavior. M1. Allie is on the line from PB. Are you there, Allie? I'm here. What were you calling to say? I come from a perspective. I'm a 21-year-old girl, and I've been in situations of being mugged, being assaulted, and because my inhibitions were lowered by alcohol. And I've come to the conclusion that there's a lot of responsibility on the male, of course, but number one, when you put yourself out there as a female, And either your inhibitions are lowered because you're drunk or you're not being smart and not being aware of your surroundings. You are putting yourself at risk. You are a target and you need to take responsibility. On the other side of that, no matter what is happening, you know, like if you are sending those texts that, you know, people could say, oh, you were asking for it. What do you expect? The second that you say no, it's no. Absolutely. I agree with Allie.

2:19:13A hundred percent. Something just popped into my head. Yeah. And I put myself in a situation where L.O.B. is a single girl. And L.O.B. calls me on a Saturday morning and says, Woods, I need to talk to you. Get Mike and Jay and come over. We go over there. What about me? And, well, you're having your baby. Oh, yeah. Or washing a super or something. But she goes, get Mike and Jay and come over. And we go and we go into L.O.B.'s place and we're talking with her and she tells us the same thing happened to her the night before. Mm-hmm. I can almost sit here and say with certainty the last thing I would say to Ella B is, what the hell were you thinking? I would go, let me know where this guy is. I'm going to take the belt to him real good. And let me hug you and hold you and make sure you're okay. Yeah, I would hug her and hold her and make sure she's okay. I would do that. And in my head, I would be thinking, what are you thinking? See, I wouldn't. In my head. I don't think I would. I would be like. Oh, dude, you would. I don't think I would. Okay, maybe you wouldn't there. On the drive home, you'd be like, what was she thinking? She's a 29-year-old woman. She made a decision. It backfired on her. She met a creep. Not her fault. No, of course it isn't. Not her fault. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. See, that's where. No one's saying it's the girl's fault. Yeah, that's where I think this gets so jumbled. But all I'm saying is I put, I just, that popped into my head and I go, what if I got that call on a Saturday? First thing I would think, make sure she's okay. Second thing I would think, get the posse together. We're going to go find this guy, you know? And the last thing I would think is, oh, L-O-B.

2:20:39What were you thinking? I don't think I have that in me to do. I wouldn't say it. I'd just be in my head. Because you're empathizing instead of scolding. I wouldn't scold. I would comfort and hug. But you would absolutely say, don't ever do that again. I don't think I would. She's not going to do it again. And the consequence is so severe, I just think that it's just learned. Yeah, you're not going to do it again. I mean, we know you're not going to do it again. Some people don't. I mean, some people... Some people don't learn their lesson. They do it. They get themselves in the exact same position again. So look at me. Well, don't. What? I wouldn't learn your lesson. Yes, you did. I mean... Dude. I'm just kidding. Oh, oh, oh. I'm not learning your lesson. But Rochelle knows her friend and maybe she knows. Like, no, she won't learn it unless I drill it into her head that this was stupid. But I just think there's more delicate ways to put it. Absolutely. You know what it is. You are asking for it. You know what it is. I bet. I bet in so many cases, it's how we were raised. Yeah. And if we had the parent that was like, I told you so, it's kind of our natural instinct and we have to fight it if we don't. You know, because it's our natural instinct. Well, my parents are big, I told you so's. Your mom has a line. What does your mom always say? About why buy the cow when you get the milk? No, no, no. That's one. Not that one. Yeah, she does that. No, your mom, she goes,

2:22:05Doesn't your mom have some line like, what were you thinking when you, you know, like she. Oh, my dad says, what are you, nuts? Yeah. Because there's, what's the answer to that? Yes. Actually. I am. I am. I'm crazy. I'm bonkers. Yes, I am legally insane. 570-1949. Hot topic, pal. Yep. Yeah. All right, let's see. What else we got? Oh, I told you, we got a new Urban Survivor we're going to do for you, Mikey Grills. That's coming up. Lighten it up a little bit. That's right. And also, I told you that one of us had something kind of tacky happen when we went over to a friend's. I'm not going to tell you who on the show that was, but we'll tell the story and see if you can relate. Call 570-1949. Or text 949mikey at gmail.com. How did you morons even get in here? More coming up on FM 94.9. Crack open your Neptune Poseidon piggy bank. And then join the party. The FM 94.9 Independence Jam. Coastal Invasion 2010. Presented by Miller Lite and Scion. Sunday, August 29th at the Oceanside Pier Amphitheater. On the main stage, Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros. Zeros.

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2:30:37Fantasy. So much. So much. Put my head down because if I hear someone cry, I cry. And Jay. Wouldn't be the first time the long arm of the law caught up with me. On FM 94.9. Listen to this. We got a text from M1 Night Scream that said that he just read this quote on Twitter. Twilight is a lot like soccer. They run around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist that you just don't understand. It is pretty solid. My wife wants me to go see Twilight with her. Eclipse. She probably doesn't, actually. No, she probably doesn't. She probably wants to see it with her girlfriends. Oh, she's going to go see it with her girlfriends. She wants me to go again. So you'll stop making fun of it and accept her? She's already...

2:31:50Planning on seeing it the second time. You need to see the other two before you go see this one. No. Yeah, you do. Or not, you know. You've never seen the first two? No. I like the first one. I'm gay. It's so funny. I like it. It's always on TV. Every time it's on, I feel like I watch it, too. You know how you're gay? Well, you've seen all of them. You've seen them. The first one was okay. The second one was bad. The second one was terrible. L.O.B. looks like she's sitting in Antarctica right now. It's freezing in here. It is freezing in here. It's freezing. I feel lovely. It's hot in here. Take off all your clothes. Okay. Hot in her. It's hot in her. I'm just playing this for no reason. It's fun. You know why I'm playing it? Because it's 832. And you can. And I can. And you know why else? Because as you're in your car driving to work right now, you just need to get groovy. You need to get loose. Groovy. Feels like 2000, year 2000 up in here. Is that when it was? I don't know. I think it was. 2001. That's when I met my old lady. Is it? Yep. The rest is history. Tomorrow morning at 7.30, 23 hours from now.

2:33:17We're going to play audio that Sienna got of Woods without him knowing it. And I have no idea what it is. None. I'm not even allowed to know. No, she won't tell me. We want to get your reaction live on the radio. I told Mike this morning, pulled him aside, said, hey, I've mined some gold. I was a D yesterday, too. It could be, it could be, it probably is amazing. It isn't you being a, now that's the only, that's the only little hint I'm going to give you. I was going to say it wasn't when you were throwing things when you were on the phone with the traffic. Oh, my gosh. Let's not talk about it. You don't know what it's going to be. Your little necklace is gleaming into my eye. I know. It has been all day. It's the third eye. It's blinding me. It's blinding me. I'm watching TV in it. It's a nice little reflection. It's blinding me. Mikey has a nice new silver necklace on. I think he got it in Hawaii. If I remember correctly. Oh, no. I'll remove it for you, Woods. That is his first Father's Day gift. My son's initials. Now I feel bad. Maybe tuck it in your shirt. Okay. Mike, wear it. It's gleaming in my eye. Wear it with pride.

2:34:26I like it. There you go. That's much better. Now your rings and your watch is gleaming in my face. I get his watch. Why don't you smile at Santa right now? Smile at Santa. The glare from your scepter is glaring in my eyes. You have to chew everywhere in your teeth, man. Woods looks like he's been chewing alfalfa. When you have dip in your mouth, does your wife kiss you? No. Are you kidding me? Not like French you. No. She's a git. Good. Oh, yeah, beautiful hair. That guy sounds like what I look like. We have a new episode of Urban Survivor. Yes! I'm Mikey Grylls. I've never been a member of the British Special Forces. I barely got out of high school with a GED, and I've got no experience except for telling jokes on the radio. I will try to survive in urban situations using nothing. at the company's credit card, an ice one at that, my wallet, and whatever things I can find on the internet. You're listening to Urban Survival. I'm standing outside of a candy store. I haven't eaten in over an hour and a half. I can feel the hot sun beating down on me. It's got to be at least 76 degrees. I'm going to go inside to the candy store where I can get some sugar. Sometimes I feel like my energy is down.

2:35:53And the best thing to get it back up again is some sugar. I'm standing inside of a candy store. Again, I haven't eaten in an hour and a half. My blood sugar has risen to a level where... Well, it hasn't really risen to a level where it's dangerous at all. But I still feel that I've got to be proactive. I've got to get some kind of sugar in my system. Once, a group of teenagers were walking through a Kmart store. They hadn't had any candy for over three days. became candy dehydrated. That's where they begin to convulse from a lack of sugar. Luckily, one of their mates had some nerds in his pocket and was able to save his life. I'm staying here with someone that works at the store. What's your name? Rachel. Rachel, let me ask you a question. I'm starving, but I'm not sure really if there's anything here for me. All I see in front of me is Baby Ruth, Candy Corn, Gummy Bears, Snickers, Red Vines, M&M's.

2:36:52Skittles, Twix, Almond Joy, Regular Mounds, Junior Mints, Hot Tamale, Starbust. Is that Starbust or Starburst? Starburst. One-track mind. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Hershey's Kisses, Milk Duds, Whoppers, Mr. Good Bar, something called Abba Zaba, Crackle, Laffy Taffy, Mike and Ike, Peppermint Party, and Jolly Ranchers. That's all fine and good, but I don't like any of them. Do you have... Three Musketeers. We don't have that. Didn't right now. All right. Instantly, I'm going into panic mode. If this happens, you must settle your heart rate. If I get too excited by the fact that they don't have three Musketeers, I could die. That's right. I'm going to attempt to ask again. When might you have them? I don't know. That's not the answer I was looking for at all. Oh, my goodness. I am such a panic. All right. Let's see how he spells Xanax. I'm going to attempt to walk out of the store now. Thank you for your help. Walking out of the store as quickly as I can. And when I get outside, I'm just going to sprint. I don't know where. I don't know how long I'll sprint. I'm just going to run. I'm going to run until these fancy little feet can't carry me any further. I'm running now. I don't know where I'm going. I'm just running. And quite frankly, I'm crying.

2:38:25Oh, my gosh. I am so glad that that's over. I finally stumbled upon a pumpkin, ripped it open with my bare hands, and just started to eat it. This is the Mikey Grill's tip of the day. If you're lost somewhere and you'd like to paint, my suggestion is go into a place called Michael's. M-I-C-H-A-E-L apostrophe S. In this store. You will find various different painting items, from oil to chalk, practically any medium that you'd need. Pick an item and attempt to draw it. Until next time, I am the Urban Survivor. There were so many things I liked about that. Oh, my gosh. That was an extensive list. The bell was the best. I swear, I could listen to that for an hour. You walked into the candy store and you hear the bling. He started to eat a pumpkin with his hands. The footsteps as you ran. Those are some little feet. Yeah, little boots. Found it hard to believe that you didn't like any of those other things. Really? Of course. Some big old Abba Zaba. That's when I knew it was a bit. What is Abba Zaba, by the way? It's like a white chewy with peanut butter or something. Which no one knows what nougat is. It's just sweet and it tastes good. I think it's mallow. Marshmallow. Marshmallow?

2:39:58Man, that was brilliant. All right, so let me tell you this story. Won't tell you who. Could be me, could be Sienna, could be Jay, could be Lauren, could be Woods. One of us went over to a friend's house for dinner. We were invited. It was a dinner party. We got there, feasted. It was wonderful. At the end of the dinner, the girl who threw the dinner, who, by the way, is an adult human being. Said, you guys, I'm so glad everybody came. It was so fun, blah, blah, blah. You know I'm on a budget. So if everybody could just chip in like 20 bucks or whatever, it'd be awesome. And everybody did. Everyone did. Ridiculous. What choice do you have? Which means that she basically made money on that. Yeah. She's paying her rent. Somebody run to the bank. I don't have any cash. Yeah. That is insane.

2:41:04This is what it sounded like. I wonder if everyone kind of looked at each other and they're like, all right. I don't have any. I have a 50. Oh, that'll work. That's fine. That's good. Can I put it in my card? Yeah. Well, here's the thing. If you're going to charge to have a dinner party, okay, maybe give the heads up. Maybe don't have a dinner party. Maybe don't have one. That's a good point, too. If you're in a little bit of a bind. But let's say you go, I want to have a dinner party. I want it to be at my place. I want to put out the spread. I want to do all the work. I want to be the one that gets the accolades. Great. Save your allowance. I can't do it. Well, let's say you say to yourself, I can't do it. I can't afford it. Maybe you say to your friends, listen, this is what I'd like to do. I can't afford it. Can you guys chip in? And I'll do it. I'll take care of everything. You guys come over to my place, candles, the wine, the whole thing. Maybe you say that. Well, if they're chipping in, you're not taking care of everything. Well, you're hosting it. Yeah, great. And you're cooking it. But if the full disclosure is there. Are we being pansies about it? 570-1949. I think that's absurd. That's absurd. You want to be a big girl? Have a dinner party? Make it right. Maybe don't charge us.

2:42:24Yeah. We used to do that in college to pay rent. Yeah, exactly. We used to have huge tag parties and charge five bucks a cup. And make money, yeah. You make money. Yeah, you make money. No, we make a ton of money. But this is not that. Yeah, we're not in college anymore. Yeah, like if you get the UFC fight or something like that and you're like, look, I'll be the one that has like the snacks. Doogie does that. You guys can come to my place. But if you can chip in because I don't want to spend however much. I do that. Yeah. 50 bucks. That is fair. Yeah. That's totally fair. If you do that. First of all, if you get a pay-per-view, it's 50 bucks. And if you're putting out a big spread, that's 100, 200 bucks. Sometimes if you're making food and putting out a spread, yeah. But you're the one that decides to do it. You have a nice TV, you got nice seating. You know what else is acceptable? Hey, like if I said to you guys, hey, why don't we all come to my house for dinner? Everybody bring something. Yeah, potluck. Potluck. Potluck. That's completely, you guys would be like, okay. You don't just spring it on them at the end of the night. Oh, by the way, I'm going to.

2:43:23You're picking your teeth with your toothpick. You're like, man, that was delicious. And then they're like, oh, it's $20. Why don't we just go out to eat? Yeah, why don't we go to the restaurant? Especially if you say to said hostess, do you need me to bring anything? No, just yourself. And everyone always says that. Yeah, I need you to bring your wallet. Bring your purse. Bring your deep pockets. Daddy Warbucks. Now, again, are we being Sally's about it? No. 570-1949. Maybe we're being kind of... Maybe we're being elitists. I would be okay if someone called and said, I want to have a dinner party. I'll make the food. I'll buy everything. But if you wouldn't mind throwing in some money, I'd be like, no problem. It's a good excuse to get together. I'd rather give you the money than a restaurant, and it'll be more fun. Well, we have to pay Lauren to hang out with us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, we've often done that. True. Give her like 50 bucks. Just come hang with us. You know I'm steeper than that. Or we're like, hey, L.O.B., how much will it cost for you to be our friend tomorrow? Yes. $100. Offer me a job and maybe I'll be your friend. Too late. And sometimes not even then. Not even then. 570-1949 is our number. Honey, it's okay for Lauren to have boundaries and limits. If she doesn't want to hang out with you and the rest of the crew, that's her prerogative. That's Mrs. Esparza talking. That's my wife. I do want to. I'm done it all the time.

2:44:45She is honest. Not when it's like Seattle outside and I get invited to the fair. Nope. I invited her. You did? Yeah, she said, hell's no. No! With an exclamation point. With an exclamation point. I wasn't invited. Yeah, you're pregnant. No! That's going to be an excuse for everything. Your deal, though, Sienna. I wasn't invited. Sienna, your deal. I live outside of your bubble. Hang on. Yeah, she does. In fairness to us, Sienna's deal is... I just want to get home and take off the shoes and be with Snooki. How often do I say that? Zipper. Zipper. That day you did. Oh, maybe one time. You know why I didn't invite you? Why? Because it was... I can't go on any rides. Well, it was 10.03 and I heard your car from here go... I was like, I think she's done today. That's all right. I wouldn't have gone anywhere. I know. And we know it. That's why I didn't invite LLB. I knew it. I did. M1 Kevin from Oceanside. How's it going, guys? Good. Yeah, it's like if I was going to go over to my friend's house and they spared that on me the last moment, like, hey, can you pitch in 20 bucks? I'd be like, okay, sure, but then I'd never go over to the house again. Like, I go over to my friend's house to have, you know, sometimes I'll bring over a case of beer, bring some bread or something like that, and he really appreciates it, and it's just out of common courtesy that I do it for. Social grace, and I have friends here, you know,

2:46:09My boy Winder will come over, we'll bring the steaks, we'll bring the chicken and the beer. And it's like, yeah, dude, you can use my grill and let's throw down. But most people are really good about that stuff. Some people, not so much. But the presumption that you're just going to give me $20 after I invited you here. You know what I'm terrible at? What? And LLB got me a book on social graces. I'm terrible at. hey, can I bring anything? I never remember to say that. If I could just remember it, I would not only be down with it, I would willingly do it. That's why you always say it. You have to say it. I never, ever, ever remember, hey, can I bring anything? I'm sure Rebecca remembers. She probably does. Rebecca is like the queen of social grace. She understands it. Her and her friend Lori, those two are big social guys. Santa's a debutante. She knows. I mean, really. I am a real live debutante. A real debutante. Like a princess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a doll and could be on TV. She's an American princess. I had to take the etiquette classes, all that, yeah. She had to take classes. Can you walk with a book on your head? I don't know. Not now. Not anymore. Could you at one time? I don't think I...

2:47:25Yes, I did do it. I did. Oh my gosh. When they're teaching you how to make your debut, you walk out on stage and your dad presents you. And during the practices, this is so stupid. That was the worst time you've done it. They did. They had books and they wanted you just to make sure your posture was perfect as you walked out. So I did do it at one point. Amazing. Is it true that when... Debutants pass gas. It sounds like Kenny G. I heard that. I don't know if it's true. It does. I heard that though. It does. And it smells like roses. Yeah. That's what I heard. It's silver bells. Yeah. It's silver bells. It's Kenny G doing silver bells. My grandma always told me, Sienna, you don't fart. You drop a rose. You drop a rose. That's the most disgusting. I'd rather say fart. Drop a rose. I like drop a rose. That's filthy. This is a room full of debutants passing gas. That's what it sounds like. I just vomited my mouth. Is Buttercup's okay? Yeah, Buttercup. He's always got to take it to the grossest place. Buttercup? I don't know what that is. You don't want to. No, no, no. No, Jay. Jay, no, Jay. M1 Max from El Cajon. Hey, good morning, guys. Good morning. Hey.

2:48:49Unless this lady was serving up some filet mignon steak, lemon meringue pie. I mean, I wouldn't pay a penny. But if she was... Hang on. Now, hang on a second. I am going to... And it could be me. It could be me that this story belongs to me. But I want whoever's story this is that we told to write down what was served that night. And I'm going to play music while even maybe I write. Everybody write. Everybody write. So we don't want to say whose story this is. Now, everybody show me. Hang on a second. I'm still writing. I'm still writing. I'm still writing. I'm writing. All right, everybody show me. Okay, this is what the dinner consisted of. Tuna. Asparagus. Web cameras. Yeah, web cameras may have gotten it.

2:50:06This is what was on the list that night, or in the menu that night. Tuna, asparagus, mashed potatoes, bruschetta, and wine. Oh, I forgot the other thing that was on. What? There's a dessert item, too. Somebody might have written that earlier. Maybe somebody wrote something else. What in the world? Well, there was a little dirty something. There was a dirty little saying on the thing. Anyway. What? Now, if it's tuna, asparagus, mashed potatoes, and wine. That sounds amazing. It does. I would pay $20 for that. In a restaurant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You pay more than $20 in a restaurant. Yeah. Oh, that at a restaurant, that's a $40 meal. Right? Prepared by a chef. Presented nicely.

2:51:15Real sweetly. Real sweetly. M1 Americano from San Diego, are you there? There. You messed up? You there? Yeah, are you there? Yes, I'm there. It says that you messed up and you were in a similar situation. I was. Two years ago, New Year's Eve, my wife, a couple friends of mine, we all went out to dinner. We were invited to a sushi place for one of those preset menus. We get there, we're told that it's going to be $50 per person. So we're cool with that. We eat our food. Mind you, you know, little small appetizers, not a lot of food. Right. I'm a big guy. I'm 6'3", 220. I like to eat. Yeah. And, you know, we get this little portion. It's all right. We eat our food. At the end of the night, the host, the person who invited us, the one said, you know what? We got this. The bill is taken care of. We already paid for it. Everything is kosher. Everything is good. So we're all happy.

2:52:16We go out, celebrate New Year's, spend that money that we were planning on spending on dinner. The next morning, everyone gets a call and says, by the way, you owe $125 per person. Oh, wow. The 50 that we originally thought, but an extra 75. So, I mean, needless to say, there were people freaking out. Holy cow. Why the extra? Apparently, there was miscommunication between the host of the party. And it was her daughter that relayed the information to us that it's all taken care of. Don't worry about it. But the mom paid for everything. And I guess she was, you know, she wanted to be reimbursed. Understandably so. But it was just this whole miscommunication threw everyone off. And it was just, I don't know. There was a lot of people that were upset. I have a friend that did something similar one time at a dinner. He told all his buddies at a Denny's one time at 4 o'clock in the morning that breakfast was on him. And they all ordered up appetizers and all kinds of food and drinks. A bunch of choruses. Chorizo. And then at the end of the night, my friend pulled a $1 bill out of his wallet. And everybody ended up having to pay for him, too. And me. Yeah, we call that the chorizo story. Because I was all about getting some chorizo that night. You sure were, buddy. You sure were. Thanks for the call, man. Appreciate it. Thank you, guys. Keep it up. Thank you. Thank you.

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3:01:00KBCT San Diego. Lincoln Financial Radio Station. And now back to the Mikey Show. With Mikey. I don't know the difference between odd and even. Lauren. I washed my hands like a thousand times when I could. Woods. I don't know what my point is on that, but I just felt like saying it. Okay? Zienna. I love salami. And Jay. I've got bees in my attic right now. On FM 94.9. Welcome back. All right, so this is pretty cool. Part of the reason that this is cool is because... It reminds me of how we found LOB. Found LOB on YouTube. Now we're living in a day and age where you can get discovered just by singing into your computer's camera and posting it on YouTube. Yeah, dog. As long as I'm watching, you can. Justin Timberlake. You saw it. You liked it. Yeah. This girl's name is a young girl. Her name is Esme Denters. That's right.

3:02:38This was a little YouTube, one of the little YouTube videos that she posted. Take a listen to her voice. That ain't bad at all. She's like a little 16-year-old, huh? Yeah, that's how I like them, Sienna. I would sell my soul to the devil to be able to sing like that. You know what's so funny? As that was playing, I was thinking in my head, I was like, wouldn't it be cool if you could just sing like that? Effortlessly. Listen to this. This is her now. Her and JT. Full-fledged. High definition, million dollar video. That's him. I'm in a thousand percent. I like JT music. That's her. Yeah, I mean, you did take the beauty of her voice and turn it into a machine. However, however, it's still kind of cool that she's doing a song with JT.

3:04:37She's like the luckiest girl in the world. She went from YouTube to making a video with JT. I would love to do something like that. Yo, Sienna, you just named the time, girl. Anytime you want. And JT is like the best. That's right. JT, will you make a video with Sienna? Hell yeah. I thought it was hells yeah. Hells yeah. It sounds like a Pointer Sisters song or something. That's right. I sampled it. That girl's life just changed. That's right. I changed it. One phone call. That's right. I made that call. Why is JT so aggressive? Pull your pants up. That's right. I'll pull my pants up. That's right. Thank you. So aggressive. That's right. I'm aggressive. JT, you're just repeating everything everybody says. That's right. I'm just repeating everything everybody says. I bet your girlfriend Jessica Biel is jealous of this chick. That's right. My girlfriend Jessica Biel is jealous of this chick. Oh, my God. That's right. Oh, my God. I said gosh. Oh, that's right. Oh, my gosh. Guess who we have on the phone right now. Who? There is nothing more exciting to me, Mike, than hearing you go, it is all over. Thanks, Mikey. I don't know who I'm going to be saying it about on Saturday night, but.

3:05:53I have a feeling it's not lasting five rounds, that's for sure. Mike Goldberg, UFC play-by-play announcer, works side-by-side with Joe Rogan. UFC 116's this weekend. MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. Great place. Great place to see this stuff. It's going to be absolutely huge, man. This is going to be a huge event. And, hey, listen, man. organically for you, Mike, that call, that famous, uh, it is all over. She is like, yeah, you know, when I started out, like we all did, you try to come up with a moniker and you force it. And I was doing hockey. I thought I was Pat Foley for a while. I was doing football. I thought it was Marv Albert. You know, you, you kind of work your way around and then you just kind of say, you know what? I can't, I can't force a catchphrase. I can't beat Dick Enberg. Oh my, you know, we are live. I can't beat Brent Musburger. This one time I just kind of said, it's over, it's over, it's over. And then I was like, wow, that was kind of cool. And then they started using it for some of the promos and some of the opens and that. I'm like, wow, I think we might have something here. And so, yeah, it actually did. It stuck, that's for sure, but it did. It came across organically, and it's funny when you stop trying to force, you know, the square peg into the round hole, all of a sudden you find yourself an opening, and it's pretty cool that you get excited about it.

3:07:18You know, people get excited about it, and it's definitely become a staple and a trademark of the ending of a UFC battle. I can't tell you how many times there's been a shock at the end of a fight where I have had my hands on the top of my head while hearing you say it is all over. And it's part of what makes MMA so exciting and what makes UFC so exciting. This weekend, Brock Lesnar and Shane Carwin. This is incredible because Brock is back. First of all, catch people up and tell people what happened to Brock Lesnar. Brock was, the last time he fought was UFC 100, actually, and he fought Frank Mir. And it was about a year ago, and Brock went home getting ready to train, and all of a sudden he started to feel ill. They thought he had mononucleosis. He went up to Winnipeg, Manitoba. He went for a little hunting trip to get away from it. Lost a lot of weight, couldn't train. He had an intestinal disease, tuberculitis. And basically what it was is he had all kinds of infection in his intestinal area, and it was eaten away at the stomach wall. It was eaten away at the intestinal wall. So he ended up having some surgery, worked himself back into place, and now a year later he's back. But it was bad. I mean, it was very bad. Brock couldn't eat solid foods. He was in the hospital for 14 days. Couldn't eat solid foods for that period of time, Mike. He lost about 40 pounds.

3:08:44But he's back. He's an incredible athlete. And, you know, he was scared, but he was very ill. It was an intestinal, you know, disorder, if you will. But every good, clean bill of health. And, you know, not just to come back and live a regular life, but to come back and be the greatest heavyweight fighter in the world and fight in the sport in which we broadcast is amazing. It's an amazing story, and it just tells you how superhuman Brock Lesnar really is because he's not coming back and doing, you know. doing your 1099 and getting your tax return out on April 15th. He's coming back to entertain the world with his skills inside the octagon. For people that aren't as familiar with UFC, Brock is a physical specimen. He doesn't look real. He's so cut and unusually built. And he's one of these guys that you go, well, who can beat him? Who's going to be able to beat him? Talk about this fight. We're talking to Mike Goldberg. Talk about this fight with Shane Carwin. Well, the interesting thing about Brock is he is superhuman. He's 6'4", 285 pounds of pure muscle, ran a 4.75 in the 40 when he tried out for the Minnesota Vikings a few years ago. And if he would have gone to NFL Europe, if he would have done that and gotten away from the Twin Cities for a while, he'd probably be in the NFL right now, Mikey. He was 106-5 collegiately as a wrestler national champion in 2000.

3:10:10He's Buzz Lightyear. He's the superhuman. He's the alpha male. Alpha minus one or alpha plus one, we're going to find out, is Shane Carwin, though. I mean, Shane Carwin is lesser known, D2 national champion, but the same type of build, the same type of physique. He's 6'2", but he'll weigh in at 265 the max and then fight a little bit over that. Hits harder than anybody I've ever seen in heavyweight history. I mean, when he hits you, you go out. 12 fights, 12 finishes, the majority of those by knockout. Shane's wrestling is D2 national champion wrestling. So is he the same as Brock? No, but is he in that same universe? Absolutely. The thing that's going to be so interesting about this fight on Saturday is that he's just as big. He's just as big, he's just as strong, and physically nobody's been able to match up with Brock. Physically nobody's even been in the same realm. I mean, Randy Couture went in there with him. It was like, you know, Thunderlips, the ultimate male against Rocky Balboa. I mean, he picked him up and threw him around, and I love Randy, but it just looked exactly like that from the Rocky movie. This time it'll be a matchup physically, and Shane Carwin has all the attributes to beat Brock Lesnar. Will he? I don't know. But he has all the physical attributes. There's no doubt about it. Every time Brock Lesnar steps into that octagon, you know it's going to be whatever happens is going to be exciting.

3:11:34hair on your arms standing up, hair on the back of your neck standing up. That's the kind of fight that this is going to be. UFC 116 is this weekend. It's at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. Always good to talk to you, Mike. Mike is also the play-by-play guy for the Arizona Cardinals. And because I get that NFL package, man, I'm a bit of a Cardinal fan. I grew up in Arizona, so I watch you on that and do a great job on that. Hey, man. How do people follow you on Twitter? Do you give your Twitter out? I do, yeah. I'm MFG16. Right on. MFG16 on Twitter. And I'd love for some new fans from San Diego. And, of course, we're coming down with some fights there, you know, next month. And we're excited about that. So, yeah, MFG16 on Twitter. Hit me. I always try to do my best to hit everybody back. And I appreciate the kind words, Mikey. It's always a pleasure. And I have a lot of fun, man. It's been a long run, and it's been a great run, and there's a lot more running to be done. Who would have thought many years ago when nobody would even talk about the UFC that we'd be the big story again this weekend in Las Vegas with Brock Lesnar and Shane Carwin being the biggest heavyweight fight in any sport in a long time, in a number of years. We're here already. We're at the MGM. We're jacked up and ready to go, bud. Thanks so much, Mike. We appreciate it. That's Mike Goldberg. We appreciate you coming on. Anytime, my brother. Thanks a lot, man.

3:13:09What do you say we play a little gender pyramid? 570-1949. You guys ready for a little gender pyramid? Who's up this week? Me and L.O.B. Oh, boy. Me and L.O.B. Okay, now here's the way the gender pyramid works. You call us right now, 570-1949. What do we have to give away as a prize today, Jay? You're asking me? I'd already unplugged my headphones. They've got tickets to viewing for the UFC 116 World Heavyweight Championship. There it is. So you'll get to see it this weekend. MGM. Give us a call right now. You'll view it. You'll get the pay-per-view. 570-1949. Didn't want people to think we were flying them to Vegas. In my fighter stands, Mike. That's right. You're getting in your fighter stands. All right. I'm going around to the other side of the board. And we're going to do a little gender pyramid. We need a guy and a girl. And I am going to be giving guys girl stuff. And L.O.B. is going to be giving girls guy stuff. Come stand by the kid over here. All right, buddy. Make that right.

3:14:09Good game, pal. Let's do this. Yeah, I feel like you almost slapped me right in there. Let's see. All right. Okay, so... And we also have... We also have our pyramid music. I'm feeling good about this. I'm feeling good about... I'm feeling good about the guys. Oh, yeah? You know why I'm feeling good about the guys? Because there are guys that were calling in this morning that saw Twilight. That's true. So if there's guys that are seeing Twilight, why should I have any problem believing that these guys will be able to get some of these categories? All you have to do is tell us what the category is. We're going to give you the clues. Who's going to be the judge today? Will it be you, Woodsy? That's right. Mr. Woods. Woodsy's going to be the judge. I'm watching the time. You guys have 60 seconds each. That's right. We're going to start off with the girls, L-O-B. Yeah. I've got to actually answer the phones here. Here we go. We've got Pam. Pam. Pam, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Okay. You've got to hit that line again. Hit the line again. Same line. There you go. And then we're going to get Adam on the line here. Adam, you're playing for the guys with Mikey. What up? What up, dude? All right. Ladies first. Of course. So Lauren's going first. Pam. Okay, here we go.

3:15:38Okay, Harley Davidson, Kawasaki. Brands of motorcycles. Yep. Okay, let's see. Les Paul, Fender, Gibson. Types of guitars. Yes. Okay, Maker's Mark, Crown Royale, Jim Beam. Types of liquor. Wild Turkey, more specifically. Types of whiskey. Yep, uh-huh. Let's see. It's a card game, Texas Hold'em, Strip. Oh, types of poker. Yep. Let's see. A rifle, a revolver, a .45. Sites of guns. Yep. Okay, black and white, like a penguin you wear at your wedding with a bow tie. A tuxedo. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Pam. That's pretty good. Pretty good. Great job. Pretty good. Thank you. Thank you. All right, dude. We got a lot of work to do here, bro. I hope you're feeling girly, bro. I hope you're feeling girly. Are you ready? I'm ready, dude. All right, here we go. Hold on, hold on. Hang on, hang on. There you go. NSYNC. Backstreet Boys. Band. More specifically, 98 Degrees. Boy Band. Boy Band. Yes. Eyeshadow. Mascara. Makeup.

3:16:57Yes. Dr. McSteamy. Dr. McDreamy. Seattle Grace Hospital. Crime. Yes. Lily. Daisy. Yes. Yes. Topaz. Emerald. Diamond. Amethyst. Ruby. More specifically. Sapphire. Emerald. Pass, pass. Isaac Mizrahi. Calvin Klein. Donna Karan. Time. Oh, man. That was hard, man. Dang it. So close. And yet so far. Yeah. We got to start keeping track of like... Ladies prevail. Guys and girls. Sorry, bro. Listen, I tried my best, dude. You're really good. I tried my best. Sorry, Adam. That was intense. That was close. That was intense, dude. Oh, yeah. Hang on the line. You just won yourself your UFC viewing this weekend. Nice. Awesome. It's a very nice girly gift for you. You got it. Hang on the line. Very nice. Well done. It's hard. Thanks. No?

3:18:28Let's see. So this is kind of cool. Larry King made his announcement that he is going to be hanging it up. And Sienna was able to get me a bunch of cool Larry King moments. There's been a lot of them. Yes, there has been. Here's Noah. I'm not talking about when he officiated King Tut's marriage. When he was his best man at his wedding. I'm talking about some of his bigger, like, snafus. Do you guys remember when he interviewed Seinfeld? This is kind of famous. When he interviewed Seinfeld. Take a listen. Lasted how long? Nine years. 180 episodes. You gave it up, right? I didn't. They didn't cancel you. You canceled them. You're not aware of this? No, I'm asking you. You think I got canceled? Are you under the impression that I got canceled? I've hurt you, Jerry. I thought that was pretty well documented. Is this still CNN? It was the number one show on television, Larry. Do you know who I am? 75 million viewers last episode. Don't take it so bad.

3:19:41Well, it's a big difference between being canceled and being number one. Okay, I'm sorry. We'll be right back. Now, for those of you that don't know, Larry does not know anything. That's the way he prefers to do interviews. All he wants to know is, what do they do for a living? He doesn't like do a lot of backstory on them because he wants it to just come out. He wants the interview to sort of develop and he's interested in people. And so he just lets it develop that way. That was intense. I'm surprised. I mean, I know Seinfeld was being sarcastic, but he was angry. He seemed mad. That's the deal is that people are like, well, is he really mad? He went right to break. He's like, we'll be back. I know that made it worse. Now, this one happened last year. Carrie Prejean, Miss California. She's trying to be Miss USA. In my country, in America. No, no, no, no. Different one. Yeah, no, that's her. Was it? Was she the one that said Miss America? I'm trying to remember what she said. You're being inappropriate. Carrie Prejean was... And you're being inappropriate. That's her.

3:20:54Telling Larry King. Are you thinking of the one of... But what she said on stage. The answer, the bad answer, like the long... Yeah, you're thinking of, and in Iraq and places like that. No, she was the gay question with Perez Hilton. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, here's what happened. She got interviewed by Larry King and walked out of the interview. Wow. Took off her microphone, the whole thing. You sued the pageant after they fired you. They countersued. And then you accused them of a number of things, including religious discrimination. Why did you settle? Larry, everything that was discussed in mediation, I'll say it again, is completely confidential. I'm not going to be able to talk about that. So I'm just letting you know that ahead of time. You can't even say why you settled? Larry, you're being inappropriate. Inappropriate King Live continues. Yes. So she took the microphone off. She walked out. Now, I say good for her because he knew before the interview she couldn't talk about that. So what else does he want to talk to her about? He was asking her the same question every way he could phrase it. Hey, you want to get married? You're a little old. That's right. That was the best. Here's Larry talking about who he wants to replace him.

3:22:02Ryan Seacrest. Brad Michaels. Brad Michaels. We're good friends. I said yesterday he would be my choice to replace me. But in all the years I know Ryan, I've never had a serious political talk with him. You have to have an intense interest in politics. Do you? Do you? You have to have an intense interest in politics. Ryan. Seacrest. He's filled in. What is the world coming to? He's filled in for Larry King. How about the Mikey show in Canada? Ryan Seacrest, I mean, I gotta hand it to him. He's pretty good at what he does, though. He does not fumble his words. But he's kind of just way more animated than Larry King. I don't know. It just seems not parallel. Not an appropriate replacement. Well, if that were the deal, they need to find somebody 98 years old. Yeah, who doesn't get it. It won't be called it. It'll just be whoever the name is live. He'd be 40 years younger than me. They're never going to find anyone who's exactly like Larry, and I don't think they want to. But, I mean, that style of interview, that level of interest, I don't know. Hey, have you guys heard about the homemade submarines? Jay? Yeah, Jay. Made on wheat bread? Yeah, he hollowed out a banana.

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3:29:06Woods. I drive fast. I smoke. I'm at the radio on. I'm on my phone. Sienna. I love sharks. And Jay. Of course, I have an outrageous story on FM 94.9. Is it the Mexicans that are making those submarines? Colombians. Colombians are making submarines? Homemade submarines, by the way. Yeah, going underwater. It's the new and improved way to get drugs across. It's insane. They're narco subs that are... Narcos? They're called narco subs. Narco subs. Uh-huh. Narco is a drug, right? Well, it's narcotics. Well, yeah. But narcotics, like a... No!

3:30:11What's he calling kangaroo court on you? But in Latin, does narco mean drugs? Drogas means drugs. Narco stands for narcolepsy, right? So they're falling asleep while they're driving the subs? They're like driving the subs. And then it's... I was talking about Latin, guys. Yes, they are coming from Columbia, and the Columbia Navy has collected a bunch of these, and we don't know how many, or they don't know how many are out there. But basically, this is pretty crazy. Their whole purpose is to obviously bring drugs across. They have a small crew of men, and they just bring enough gasoline. So drugs, a few men, and enough gas to last them a few weeks. They run the sub on gas? There's no bathroom on it. So there's a few men on there. Oh, gross. Gross. I'm sure with the other kind of gas. Biofuel? Yeah, biofuel. Yo, bathroom! That's the sickest thing I've ever heard. Mm-hmm. It's the grossest, filthiest. It's foul. They look like little speedboats with the roofs removed. I mean, you gotta hand it to them. Should be a new episode of Dirty Jobs. I know. Drug runner? Drug runner in a submarine. Columbian submarine. Maybe it'll be like Narco runner. Gross. Oh, boy. Another dollar.

3:31:26They're not engineered to be fully submersible either, so they can't go as deep as most submarines can. They haven't figured out a way to make those things go two miles on the Navy. So they're not the Navy, is what you're saying. It's called the Colombian Navy. It's a raft with a motor on the back. The Kardashians have landed new gigs. Are you ready? Yeah. Look at Woodsy. Why do you hate them so much? Would you sick of it, right? I'm so... I wish it would go away. They're going to have a new store opening in the Mirage in Vegas, and they're also going to be appearing on the next season of 90210. Is it Hookers RS? Who is RS? No, they have clothing stores. That should be our new brand. Giant Asses Incorporated. This should be our new brand. What are you tired of? The Kardashians. Is that number one on your list? Yes. What are you tired of? Kardashians. I am tired of... I'm tired of hearing about Vandersloot. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. You know, I don't want to give him another second of thought. I just want him to go into a cell for the rest of his life. That's weird. That's the same way I feel about the Kardashians. Nah. I'm tired of people with no talent, and they have no talent. There can be no debate. I love them. You may like them, and you may like their show, but they have their own show.

3:32:55I don't know why. I know they're ridiculous. I know they're ridiculous. It's absurd. But it's a guilty pleasure. I don't even know what is the thing. I'm not sure what the like thing is. Do they sing and you're like, I like them because they sing. What is it that you like? They're just entertaining. Kim is boring. What do they do that is entertaining? They say funny things. They do? Well, right now they have huge asses and we make sex tapes with black eyes. It's great. They have the show Keeping Up with the Kardashians and this Kardashian family, I mean, they're just so rich and they just do whatever they want and their problems are ridiculous. I'm sick of Spencer. It's funny to watch. Spencer and Heidi Montag. Another group of people. I've heard those names. Don't know what they do. It's like Dennis Leary said. You know what? Stevie Ray Vaughan goes down in a plane crash and we can't get these people on a helicopter, dude. You know what I mean? It's unbelievable. They always take the most talented. They're like a reality couple from the hills. Their hair is the same color as their skin. It's absurd. Orange-ish, yellow-ish. It's so light. You watch the show and you feel yourself getting dumber. Not you. Me.

3:34:09No, you do. I do. You do. Like, it's one of those check out. You just check out. Like, I have a few of those shows that I watch, and it's like, why am I watching this? I've got another I'm tired of. I'm tired of Fair Traffic. Oh, yeah. It hasn't been that bad. Knock on wood. Knock on wood. It's been bad. I'm tired of the freaking weather. I'm tired of people becoming pop stars that can't sing. Yep. But they're just a good image. Like who? No, I'm going to disagree. I know. Me too. Like Britney Spears. Love her. Miley Cyrus. Love her. Justin Bieber. Actually, he can sing. See, I don't... I take that back. And that's the thing. Like, when I hear Britney Spears, I actually think to myself, you know, not everybody can do that. I'm tired of pop music. No, but Britney Spears, the way she danced, you know, like, not anymore. But she can be a backup dancer. But she was... But she's the show. The spotlight's on her and she can perform. I'm tired of dancers. That's what I'm probably number one tired of. What do you mean dancers? Dancing. My buddies and I at work used to get into this debate. We'd be talking about Justin Timberlake. Dude, have you seen the guy dance? I'm like...

3:35:22Yeah, since when is that badass that a guy can, now if he can throw a football 60 yards, that's cool to me. It's a talent. If he can dance, he can move. What, you don't think dance is a talent? No, I don't see John Travolta go, man, that guy can dance. So Michael Jackson? No, it never impressed me. What? No, it never. Michael Jackson didn't impress you well? It doesn't strike that chord with me. It does for girls. I can watch Eddie Van Halen pick up a guitar and go. Every guy tried to do the moonwalk like Michael Jackson, including you. Yeah, when I was five, and I grew out of it. You just did it in here a few days ago. I know, but I was showing you that I used to do it when I was five. Now, I can sit and watch Eddie Van Halen play guitar solo. They'd be like, that's how I feel about dancing. It doesn't, like, oh, man. I have to admit. That guy's so cool. I have to admit, like, I can't watch Dancing with the Stars because, to me, they all seem like they can dance. Yeah, I don't watch the dancing reality shows. Those are getting a little, okay. You want to have a real reality show, dancers? You put Mike and I on there. Let's see how we do. That would be funny. I'm sick of the Jersey Shore. It would be called Dancing with the Clowns. Yes.

3:36:26I'm sick of Jersey Shore, too. They ruined it for the entire state. Tired of reality. How about all the sex scandals? I'm sick of sex scandals. I'm sick of the sex camp bit. Tiger Woods. Yeah, I would like news on television to be exclusively news. No entertainment. Save that for the entertainment channel. Why am I getting entertainment stories on CNN? I would rather know about, if I want to know about Brangelina. Yeah, go to PerezHilton.com. Yeah, or maybe there's a channel about it. But if I watch the news, all it is is the news. Well, the sad thing is if you go to any of those news sites and you look at the top stories link, there's always an entertainment one that bumps out what's going on in world affairs. There was a headline the other day, and I read it. I'm so sad. And it was, Brangelina, their daughter wants to be a boy. And, like, in quotes, wants to be a boy because she was interviewed, and their daughter, Shiloh, like, they have the haircut, the boy haircut. Isn't she only, like, two? Yeah. She's four. But she wants to be like her big brother. So she has a boy haircut now, only wears boy clothes. It's funny. Are you serious? Yes. That's our news, man. That's the news. Welcome to the U.S. of April. I know.

3:37:50I think I saw it on Fox. How about they go, how about Brangelina go, no, man, you're a girl. Isn't that, it is, I mean, that's actually worth a discussion. I used to wear my brother's clothes. I was a tomboy. You want to encourage individuality. Do you? But they actually like, she has a boy haircut. Get me a ticket on an aeroplane. No, book it to Mars. No, I'm tired of the airplanes because they keep raising prices on everything. What are you tired of? 570-1949 or text 949mikey at gmail.com. And I sound like the ape, by the way, because I go, if your daughter says she wants to dress like a boy, don't do it. Put them in girl stuff. If your son wants to dress like a little girl, don't do it. Put them in boy stuff. I sound like, because people are like, oh my gosh, that goes against people, Tim and Ryan. It may be a picture of me in a dress. My little boy comes to me wearing a dress. He's getting the talking to. Yeah, what do you do if it's your son? There's no way you let him dress like a girl. Daddy, daddy. I got a lot of lips.

3:39:03Beautiful hair. Beautiful hair. I was wearing a moo-moo. You wore a moo-moo? Well, not every day, but there's a picture of one of my cousins and I. We're both dressed in moo-moos. My grandmother wore moo-moos. It's like a big dress. Yeah, it's a bit. It was a bit. Yeah, you did a bit. It was a bit. If it's every day and he's like, Daddy, where's my sundress? I just know that there are parents that are like, if my son would like to be a girl, I'm going to let him be a girl. Support your children. Artisan bread maker. Yes, you hay baler. Caveman. You caveman. Paper filer. If your child wants to be, if your little boy wants to be a girl, let him be a girl. Let him be. Dress him as a girl. That's who he was born to be. I'm going to show you a picture of Brad and Angelina's daughter. It looks like a dude. It looks like a little boy. She's got a rifle in her hand. She's like a member of the NRA. Yeah, seriously. She's wearing all the camouflage, a fedora. You can't see her hair because it's short. There's a sword sticking out of her pants. She's got to dip a Copenhagen in.

3:40:06Well, I mean, at that age, if you tell her she can't dress like a boy, it's like saying. You do it as a bit. You let him as a bit, though. You let him do it, but it's like, okay, well, then you're saying, well, why can't I dress like my brothers? What's wrong with my brothers? Why can't I look like them? They have pee-pees. Yeah, they have pee-pees and you don't. And you have a wee-wee and they have a pee-pee. I think it's a little phase. She can go for it. Is it? Is it a phase? Yeah. Is it a phase? It could be. How about you do, you know, they're doing a bit, like, you know. Jay over here in his dress when he was a kid. You do your bit. It's always different. Like, girls are more acceptable as tomboys than guys at home. Oh, yeah. Let's see. Oh, I got a story that is going to get Sienna and Woodsy. Oh, my gosh. Are we going to fight? No, no, no, no, no. Well, it already did get Sienna. Like, her eyes filled it. Let me guess. Dogs. Chihuahua. Oh, look at what he's already tearing up. He's already tearing up. You're listening to The Mikey Show. The Mikey Show on FM 94.9.

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3:47:07Oh, my God. And it's going to get you, Woodsy. It's pretty. I just saw the picture. It's so, it's a touching story. Can I see this chihuahua? Oh, it's a cutest little chihuahua. Oh, my God. It's a cutest chihuahua. What happened? I'm serious. By the way, that noise that Sienna just made, only chihuahuas were able to hear it. I'm so high. This chihuahua, his name was Munchus. Munchus? Munchus. The Mexican Chihuahua. Manchas. Manchas. Manchas. Manchas. Chihuahua. Manchas saved a child's life by sacrificing her own. How did she do it? Well, the family...

3:48:02It was a mom and two kids, a little infant and a four-year-old. And they were sitting in their home. The door was open to their apartment. And two big pit bulls came running in. They were part of the neighbor's dogs that got out. And the pit bulls ran in the house. And the mom grabbed the infant because that was the closest thing she could get and ran in another room. And the four-year-old was out there with manchas. Oh, my gosh. She left the four-year-old. She left the four-year-old. The pit bull started going towards the little boy and Munchess jumped. I'm going to cry. She's going to cry. Sienna's going to cry. It's really sad. She jumped in front. Oh, look at Sienna's losing it. The chihuahua jumped in front of the four-year-old. Wait, Sienna needs time. Sienna just gave me the... I'm tearing up. I know it. Sienna just gave me the... Give me a second here. Give me a second. She's about to figure out. Give me... She's pregnant, too. Yeah. You must know. Sienna's pregnant and has hormones. Oh, my gosh. She's falling. She has hormones racing through her body. She's falling. Oh, my gosh. Woods is comforting her. Woods is comforting her. Woods is comforting her. The dog jumped in front of her. Look it. She's got tears bursting out of her mouth.

3:49:25Okay, Seattle. Pull it together. Pull it together. Look at what's he? What's he starting to go? Oh, no. Lauren. They saved that kid. I know. Pitbull dragged it away. They jumped in front of it and saved that kid. And they both laughed once they got the little chihuahua. Lauren. I don't know what to do. I'm happy that the kid lived. I know, but Woods and Sienna just lost it. Where was the mom? That's so sad. How do they know that that's what happened if the mom left? She's always questioning everything. This is a story from Maida, the mom. Mrs. Woods. I don't know. I'm not sure I buy this. Mikey! I will. Here. No, no, don't take it. Please don't. Again. Like, seriously, like, this is sad. That's sad. Hey, what? I say it's happy. The kid lives. But what if? Munchess is a hero. He's a hero. What if Munchess is really alive and it was all made up stories? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Munchess is going in the studio. I'm sorry. What if Munchess is a publicity? Yeah, what if Munchess did this as a publicity? Munchess is putting it on the wall so we remember it. So I get on the wall.

3:50:48Whatever. He stays there. He's a hero. He wants to commemorate Machos. That's not funny. That's not funny. I'm going to get a picture. That's not funny. I'm going to get a picture and I'm going to blow it up and I'm going to put it in a frame. I'm going to put it on a t-shirt. Hang on. Hang on. Let's do this right. Machos for life. Let's do this right. Come on, man. This is a tribute. That's not funny. It is a, dude. That's not funny. Stop playing fun around. That's not funny. Don't play fun around. Do you know, do you guys know that my wife was pulled off of the street by her German Shepherd when she was a baby and her mom was in the shower? Saved her life. Grabbed her by the back of the shirt and dragged her inside. Oh, yeah. No, any time I cry, which is a lot, my dog. My dog just lies up next to me, doesn't make a sound. It will not leave my side. It's like, they're so sweet. Why did your dog do that to your wife? Why did the dog drag your wife across the street? My wife, my wife's mom was in the shower. Yeah. And Jamie was like two. And she was like a precocious little kid, opens the door and walks out to the street. And her dog, what's the name, Sarge maybe, goes out and Jamie's like sitting in the street.

3:52:06Grabs her by the shirt and pulls her inside. Saved her life. Saved her life. I'm just kidding. Dog is a hero. Dog is a hero. You guys are heartless people. Yeah, you're heartless. You know, I can't even give a shit anymore. The dog is amazing. It gets to the point now where a man... That's not a tribute. You're poking fun. I love you, Machas. I love you, Machas. Oh, my gosh. You guys, not everybody cries. We still care. Cold-hearted. Oh, that was tough. It is a tribute to Manchas and Chihuahua with Mexican music. Hang on a second. Hang on a second. On the line with us right now. On the line with us right now. M1 Manchas. Are you there, Manchas? Amigo. How are you, my friend? I'm good. I'm good. I just want to call for her. Thank you. Thank you, Manchas. You're a good Chihuahua. You're a good Chihuahua.

3:53:05My little puppy, he was right there. I have to protect him. I will do it again in a heartbeat, my friend. I am 95% sure this is really Manchas, but there's 5% of me that's like, this could be a bit. This could easily be a bit. It could be Senior Beans playing a prank. It could be Senior Beans just messing around. Let me hear you bark, Manchas. Bark, Manchas. Is that funny? I feel your pain right now. And let me know. That little boy's life was worth it. Thank you. Thank you very much. You're a hero. There's a hero to us. That's funny. I can't even look at the picture. When I look at the picture and his eyes are like glistening. I know. Woodsy hung it in the studio. Woodsy's giving the fist sign of solidarity. Solidarity, my brother. That's my boy. I wish I could read.

3:54:01L.O.B.'s thoughts right now. You guys, it's like the size of a peanut. I love dogs. If you did, you would not poke fun. I am not. Nobody poked fun. You had to play La Cucaracha during it? Dude, first of all, that wasn't La Cucaracha, you racist. I need a picture frame. Yeah, I like the racist. First of all, I was trying to point out the fact that that little chihuahua, a Mexican dog. Can we have a moment of silence for Munchas? Jay! Jay did that. Bunch of heartless S.O.B.s. How about we're trying to actually do something to celebrate Munchas and you're raining all over a fiesta. There were tears pouring down by Jay. I know it. He's an angel. Now he is an angel. He is watching over all of us. That's right. Yeah. Those stupid pit bulls. Stupid things. I thought you loved dogs. I do. Not when they kill other dogs. Not when they kill other dogs and try to kill people. My brother has one. And I love Bailey. Yeah, I love Bailey to death, but I'll say I get a little scared when she gets to my lap. Those pit bulls are now in custody, by the way. They should get life. They should. Oh, my gosh. I am trying to be on your side and still. Okay, not life.

3:55:29but they should get a community sentence. First degree, definitely. First degree, dude. Don't take your belt up. Again. No one ever take that article off of that wall. We're gone tomorrow. I want to remember my job forever. We're covered up with a picture of Edward Sharp. That's like the fifth time today. Let's hear the whip. Oh, my gosh. You know, I can't even, I can't even do, I can't even do a tribute around here anymore. Just deteriorates. Really funny, making fun of a dog. I know it. You bread maker. I know it. Missing mantras. Hillary's here.

3:56:25Hi, Hill. Missed it, Hill. My baby's middle name might be Manchas. That was super sweet. It really was. It was very sweet. I was probably walking from my car up here, but I did hear Santa fall apart. It was. It was super sweet what Manchas did. It was. It was rough. There's no doubt about it. I was trying to add a little levity. Manchas was a little Mexican dog. Chihuahua. Chihuahua. Real funny, pal. Yo quiero Taco Bell. Maybe we can get that guy to do his eulogy. Yeah. That would be great. See, right? This is not a time for jokes. This is not a time. You comedian zeal. This is not a time. This is no time. Clowns. Clown. 570-1949. It is sweet. It is. It is. And I mean it. Let's see. Hi, Hillary. Hi, guys. How are you doing? Speaking of dogs, you know what? It's July 1st, which means we have a whole new batch of recommended albums. And I am so happy because I have been lobbying for the past couple, since it came out, to have the new Dr. Dog record be one of our recommended albums. And it is so good. You're going to love it, Woodsy. Am I? Yeah. So I'm going to play Dr. Dog. We were talking about it earlier. We were saying how...

3:57:49Delta Spirit and History From Below, their album History From Below. That's right. So good. Dr. Dogger from Philly. So I will play. From where? Philly. From where? Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Really? That's right. Philly. Philly. That's right. I was like, what? That's coming up. Good, good stuff. Philadelphia. Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely and talented Hillary is up next. We will come back tomorrow morning. I love you, Manchester. Bye, Manchester. And we'll do it all over again at 6 a.m. The Mikey Show's out late. Lincoln Financial Media Station. Mikey in the morning. About the music all day and night. FM 94.9. It's about the music.