The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 07/12/11
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
songified appagingfatherhoodpeeing outsidehelicopter word gameseaworld ticketsmila kunis marine corps ballhome run derbymissing girl jasmine robinsongps chip discussioncasey anthony trialcheney mason double bird
The show opened with Mikey showcasing the Songified app by playing a custom song about Jay and noting L.O.B.'s track about black guys. He then reflected on aging, fatherhood, and his son's desire to pee outside as a rite of passage, before launching into the helicopter word‑of‑the‑day game that promised SeaWorld tickets. Throughout the broadcast the hosts discussed the Mila Kunis Marine Corps Ball invitation, the Home Run Derby victory of Robinson Cano, the breaking‑news search for missing 11‑year‑old Jasmine Robinson, and Cheney Mason's justification for giving the double bird during the Casey Anthony trial, while also running a quirky Michael Jackson–Lady Gaga role‑play at a craft store.
What happened, in order
Songified app songs
Mikey plays a song made with the Songified app about Jay and mentions L.O.B.'s song about black guys.
Aging and fatherhood
Mikey discusses waking up before his alarm, aging, gray beard, being a father of three, and his son Jake wanting to pee outside as a rite of passage.
Helicopter word game
Mikey announces the word of the day is helicopter, offers SeaWorld tickets to caller nine, and introduces the show's hosts Woods, Lauren O'Brien, Sienna, and Jay.
Marine Corps ball invite
A Marine sergeant invites Mila Kunis to the Marine Corps Ball via YouTube, and the hosts discuss her likely attendance and the possibility of a kiss with Justin Timberlake.
Home Run Derby results
Woods reports that Robinson Cano beat Adrian Gonzalez in the Home Run Derby final, noting the outcome and its relevance to the upcoming All-Star Game.
Missing girl breaking news
NBC7 breaks the story of 11‑year‑old Jasmine Robinson missing in Escondido, last seen near her apartment pool, and describes the ongoing police search.
Cheney Mason double bird explanation
Cheney Mason explains on the Today Show that he gave the double bird to a protester who yelled obscenities about the women on the Casey Anthony defense team.
Michael Jackson vs Lady Gaga
In the 'Why are we here?' bit, Mikey draws Michael Jackson and Lady Gaga as characters who meet at Michael's Craft Store, discussing store ownership and the concept of a 10‑minute look.
People mentioned
Mike Esparza (Mikey)Stephen R. Woods (Woods)Lauren O'Brien (L.O.B.)SiennaJay (Jason R. Isbell)ChrisMila KunisJustin TimberlakeSergeant Warren (Scott)Nancy GraceCheney MasonCindy AnthonyJerome UrslandAntoine Parker
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Thank you, Songified, for entering my life. Songified is an app available on iPhone and maybe some other phones too. I just know I have iPhone and it makes songs. You just speak into it and it'll make a song by adding a beat and auto-tuning you. And so I made a song about Jay and we'll play it in a little bit. L.O.B. made a song too. Yes. And hers is about black guys. Weird. And so we'll play it in just a bit. You are listening to The Mikey Show. And I'm trying to wake up today, you know? I am really trying to wake up today. I'm drowsy. Do you want me to come slap you? Nope. Sure. Positive. Here's what I've realized. There was a day, and this day was about...
Two months ago where I, on that day, had not woken up to an alarm sound. I woke up before the alarm. The following day, that was no longer true. And from that day forward, it's kind of in the case, which indicates to me that my body is aging. I'm becoming an older person. And, you know, as you get older, you just stuff changes. I got gray in the beard. I got some gray in the beard now. You know, I realized the other day with kind of some shock that I'm a father of three. You know, that's strange. What are you talking about, father of three? I'm a fat single guy, remember? That's what I always remembered. Fat single guy. And then all of a sudden, wife, house, three kids. Where did it go? And then all of a sudden you look around and it's a whole family and everything. Jake asked yesterday if he could pee outside. He's my four-year-old. He's about to be five. He asked if he could pee outside. And I said, come here, buddy. And he came close. I said, that is, you don't know what this means. But that is a rite of passage. That is something that us guys like to do. We like to pee outside. I don't know what it is. We're hardwired for it. But you can't do it in front of the girls.
He wanted to do it in front of Nita and her sister. I said, you can't. That would make you sex pervert. It'd make you sex pervert. It makes you sex pervert. And so when they're not around, you can do it. I'll let you. I'll let you pee outside. I'd do it. I do too. If I do it, he can certainly do it. Sienna's husband Todd does it. Oh, yeah. Jay, you do it, right? All the time. At your house? Mm-hmm. Now, I don't know if it's that there's something instinctual in us that wants us to mark our territory or if it's just the freedom that we enjoy as men. It's freedom to hang, pal. Yeah, freedom. Do whatever you want to do. Freedom to go, if you want. Freedom I envy. Yeah. L.O.B. has said before, she wishes that she could pee standing up. Oh, yeah. You know, just to experience it. How about you, Sienna? Oh, of course. Right? Yeah. It's pretty great. Yeah, I like it. 570-1949 if you like peeing standing up. And then, you know, you can also text about if you love that. You can text it to 949mikey at gmail.com. What we're going to do is just for the next four hours explore peeing standing up. So, great. An M1 is a Mikey Show listener, all right? You are loyal to the Mikey Show. You listen exclusively to the Mikey Show.
You turn down your radio, you get to the point, and you don't cuss when you call in. You know the rules. And we invite you to call now and talk about whatever you want. Say, you know, just whatever. Whatever's on your mind, we welcome it. Come on. Let's get this thing going. The word of the day is helicopter. And so you can... Helicopter, helicopter. No, no, no. The word of the day is... Helicopter, helicopter. Here's the thing. When I say... Helicopter, helicopter. When I say helicopter, between now and 10 a.m., you be caller nine, and I'll give you a four-pack of tickets to SeaWorld. Helicopter, helicopter. Not when Jay says it. Not when Jay says it. When I say it, I'll weave it into a sentence, and when I do... Helicopter, helicopter. Wow. Can't help it. When I do, then you will call in, and you will win. Okay? The four-pack of tickets to SeaWorld. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. Woodsy is our sports guy. He's 35. Lauren O'Brien is our assistant producer and comedian. She is 30 years of age. Sienna's our news girl. She's 26. Jay, Jason R. Isbell, I call him. It's not even his name. Not even his name, but I call him that. His name's Jay, and he is 48. He's our producer. Wow. Dang it.
And our phone screener is Chris. It's Chris! That's Chris. Mila Kunis. Mila Kunis. Oh, that was really filthy. I mean, full of, it almost had moss growing on it. Like perverts just went, oh, that's too much. Come on. Yeah, clean it up, buddy. Clean it up. Yeah, dudes in white vans with no windows just went, oh. Come on. Mila Kunis, I only know her from one thing. And that's the Book of Eli. It's the only thing I know Mila Kunis from. But I think she used to be on That 70s Show, right? And she's really pretty. She's got very big bug eyes. Yeah, she's in a new movie with Justin Timberlake, Friends with Benefits. And they were being interviewed. And one of the...
interviewers asked her a question about a YouTube video because there is a guy in the Marine Corps posted this on YouTube. Take a listen. Hey Mila, it's Sergeant Warren. You can call me Scott. I just want to take a moment out of my day to invite you to the Marine Corps Ball on November 18th in Greenville, North Carolina with yours truly. So, take a second, think about it, get back to me. Alright, bye now. I think he's badass. He's wearing his full gear, you know, and he looks cool. He's got on shades and he's holding this big rifle. He just looks cool, you know, like a Marine, like a fighter. And he's got the rocks to say, hey, Mila, you and me, what do you think? Now, personally, I think it's a brilliant move. I think dude chose Mila Kunis. I don't think it's any mistake that she's got a movie coming out right now. I don't think it's any mistake. I think that he chose Mila knowing, hey, it's good for both of us. You know, this will publicize her movie, you know, and give her a chance to be viral. And I think it's brilliant. And any of you guys out there that are looking for such an opportunity, pick somebody that has a movie coming out. You may get lucky. I'll be a Marine.
You know, that helps too. That helps too. But yeah, I mean, what'd she say? So while she and Justin were being interviewed, Justin said, oh yeah, have you heard about this? And Mila hadn't. And so Justin said, you need to do it for your country. And she's like, yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it. And the ball that they're going to is in Greenville, North Carolina. She's going to go. That's awesome. That's killer. I wonder if he's going to dork out. Yes. Yeah, it's probably 100% guaranteed he'll dork out. You can't be normal. It's Mila Kunis. You can't. You can't act normal. As much as you'll try, you're not going to say it. You're going to say four words all night. You're going to stammer them. At the end of the night, you're going to try to kiss her, and she's going to kiss you. No. Yes, she is, too. Yes, she is. Yes, she is. No. No. On the mouth? Yes. Open mouth. There's no way. Yeah, she will. I believe that she will, and I believe that she will because she is fulfilling his dream. She's not going to sleep with him, but she's fulfilling his dream. No, I don't believe she will sleep with him, but I believe that she's fulfilling his dream of a quote-unquote date, and a date includes, at the end of the night, a little smooching. Maybe for you. What do you mean? For most guys, it means it's sexual intercourse? Yes. Okay, well, she's not going to give him sexual intercourse. Right, Jay? In my opinion. She's going to get some.
Yeah. She's not going to let him have sex with her. But I believe that she will kiss him. That would be awesome. Yeah. And that in and of itself will be very newsworthy. Because they'll ask him, hey, how'd the day go? Went pretty good. Did you get a kiss at the end of the night? Yeah, you know, I don't kiss and tell, but yes. Yes, I did. In fact, I did. Yes, I did get a kiss at the end of the night. Did it involve tongue? Yes, it did. All right. If you must know, it did. Did it last over 60 seconds? Yeah. To be honest with you, I didn't time it. That's a lie. I timed it. It's a minute and a half that went on. And it did, yes. Did you touch any other part of her body? No, I didn't. But yeah, I did. I touched her breasts. I grazed her breasts. Grazed it. Just grazed it. I did it like very fast with the back of my hand. I swiped it like I was swiping a credit card. Is there anything else that you'd like to tell us? No, there isn't. Yes, there is. I touched her butt. Okay? No, there isn't. I touched her butt. Twice. I'm going to squeeze him. It wasn't an accident. I did it on purpose, but pretended it was an accident. She giggled like she knew I was doing it on purpose, but acting like it was an accident, which gave me freedom to pretend to do it again as an accident, when in fact, I want to tell you the story. I'd make sure she had some cocktails that night if I were here. Can you get you another drink? Coletta Rufi Coletta. Make that right for you? Creep.
How about a Rufi Kalata? Make that right for you? I'm not a date raper, aren't you? No. That's what you told me. I'm going to make you into one. Yeah. Even though you've never done it. I'm a tutelage. I'm going to plant it into the minds of him once. Home Run Derby last night, right? Yes, sir. Those guys. Well, it was a big night. Your all-star Adrian Gonzalez out there, huh, San Diego? Yep. Not my guy. Not San Diego's guy. He's a red sock. Oh, that's right. He lost to a Yankee, so he should be used to that. Robinson Cano beat Adrian Gonzalez 12-11 in the final round. This is the walk-off style winner. There you go. It is. There's a winner. Look at that. Back, back, back, back. We have a jam. Yankees 12, Red Sox 11. That's right. Feast. His dad, Jose Cano, was throwing batting practice to him. Really? Yeah, they can pick anybody they want. Like, if I got in, I could have you out there throwing BP to me. Yeah. It's cool. It's kind of cool. So, yeah. Big games tonight, right? Big game is tonight, 5 o'clock. It's Roy Halladay for the National League. Jared Weaver for the American League. And winner gets home field advantage in the playoffs. It's pretty rad. It's the only All-Star game that actually means.
anything that has any outcome on what the season turns out to be. I hope that the National League wins, but that probably won't happen. Well, they won last year after not winning for 13 years in a row. So they have a little bit of a streak. So it sounds like, well, we have one game streak. One in a row. So feast on that. Correct. Casey Anthony's lawyers say that there's nowhere for her to go. Yeah, Cheney Mason told NBC News that he doesn't know where she's going to go when she gets let out on the 17th. He's worried for her safety, that's for sure. And he says that she has very well burned her relationship with her parents. Of course. Yeah. I mean, at this point, if I were her, I would consider, and I'm saying this seriously. I'm not saying this joking around. I consider going out of the country. Canada. Canada. Even Canada, man. Too close? Yeah, I mean, I'd think about Italy. Where do all the creeps that... France? France. Yeah, all the director creeps that rape little girls. Where do they go? They go to France. France. Yeah, they go over there. They don't care. Nancy Grace is on the line. Hi, Nancy. Hello, Mike Esparza. You don't have to call me Mike Esparza, Nancy. This TV's Nancy Grace. I know it is. You don't have to say that your TV's Nancy Grace. I mean, that's not even necessary. That's not necessary. Nancy... Host. No, okay.
What are you doing? What's going on? I was just wondering if you wanted to give your input regarding Top Mom's release. Don't call her Top Mom. This case of Top Mom reminds me of a similar case with you, Mike Esparza. You already said my name. What, in fact, did you do when you were let out of prison when you falsified documents for Enron? Wow. You should probably have me confused with someone else, Nancy Grace, because I never went to prison, A, and B, never had anything to do with Enron. So perhaps I'm just confusing the human trafficking case that you never did. I didn't. I was 19. All right. I was obese and I was I was not trafficking anybody. You were released in 89, but you were a minor at the time. No, I wasn't. No. You were able to get that short sentence, which, of course, I was upset about. This is TV's Nancy Grace. I believe the nation was upset about that one. I never did that. No, you didn't. Okay, no, I did not. Okay. All right. Thank you, Nancy Grace. Thank you, Mike. I'm watching you. She's got it in for you, pal. TV's Nancy Grace. TV's Nancy Grace does not like Mike Esparza.
It accuses me of things I have never done. I haven't done those things. I mean, as far as we know. Well, don't say as far as we know. I never worked for Enron. I didn't do anything with Enron. Human trafficking, though? No. I've heard about that. I didn't do that. That was a rumor. It wasn't a rumor. I mean, it wasn't even a rumor. It's a rumor now. Wow. Google Plus. You Facebook lovers. I'm over it, dude. I don't have an interest in it. I think I misspoke the other day when I said it was going to become huge. I don't think it is because I don't think people care. Launched two weeks ago. How many users do you think that have now? 200,000. 15. 1.3 million. No way. Unless you know, LB. You don't know, do you? Just threw it out there. I say 200,000. 4.5 million. Oh, no. That's true. Get. I'm a member. It's been about two weeks. I'm going to join. Yeah, I joined. I just haven't. I'm lazy. I haven't done much to it yet. Why are you going to join? Because I hate Facebook. You don't even use Facebook. I know. I'm doing it just so Facebook goes down. But, Sienna, you don't like computer stuff. I don't, but I'm going to just sign up and not use it. Just to make it popular. Like all the other stuff you signed up for. Exactly. Sienna forgot her Twitter password. Yeah. A year ago. I'm not a tweeter. No.
Isolate. Yeah. I don't like it. I just don't like the computer. But Google already has 4.5 million users. Like I said, only opened just in the end of June. But there have been some problems just because of the rapid growth. They're noticing some little kinks in the system, which is to be expected. Yeah, one of the kinks is people are using it. Right. Oh, please. They're like, oh, wow, there are people actually signing up for this? You say that now. We don't know what to do. Google Plus. It doesn't have celebrity verification. That's one of the things people are complaining about. Like if you go on Twitter, for example, they'll say it's a verified account for Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber or whatever. This Google Plus doesn't have a verified account yet. They also said... How do I really know this is Cher? How do they really know it's me, Mike? It could be any J.S. Bell out there. And there's a lot of them. A lot of wannabes. On Facebook and Twitter, they have institution pages. I don't know if you guys know about this, but it's where you go to get information on new products, news stories, and all that. Google Plus doesn't have that yet. They said that they're going to get it. They're going to get all of these things. You know what my problem is? It's not going away, peeps. My whole problem. I laid in bed the other day, and I got 15 invites from some listeners. Hey, you've got to sign up for this. I thought about all the friends that I have on Facebook, and that...
I would have to find them again someday, and it made my head hurt. It made it hurt really badly. Wow, easy, Jason Priestley. No, I have friends. No, I have friends. 15. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, is that him? Our very own American idol. It's not what I meant. It's him. From now on, we'll just call you Hollywoods. Hollywoods. That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant. Easy, Hollywood. I got to hire an assistant from my Google+. I don't have enough time to add to all these people. I mean, it's thousands. It's making my head explode. That's not what I meant. Man, my hat doesn't fit anymore. Identical Woods, by the way. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. It's not what I meant. There's so many fans. I didn't say fans. I said friends. Everyone loves me. I do treat art.
Fans like friends. That's, you know, that's how I roll, but that's just me. I treat them like friends that I don't have all day with every friend I have. I'm not going to do it twice. I can't do it twice. I've heard that. I will buckle under the weight of my friends. I will. I just can't treat them like the pans. I want to. I am the American Idol. My fat ankle will give out. Identical. All that one. Mikey. Mikey. Mikey. Mikey. Identical. Dude. Dude, you got to help me, bro. I can't handle the weight of all these fans, friends, fans. You know, they're the same thing. The lines blur, Mike. Chrissy, you little angel, come in here and help me with my friends. It's not what I meant. I meant my friends that I've known forever. I got to find them again, all that bit. See, I think that you see them and you just click.
It's that easy. You don't have to add his friend. I'm sure they'll all find you because they'll be looking for you. They'll be like, I need to be friends with Hollywood. Where's Hollywood? Hollywood. Hollywood. Oh, my gosh. Hollywood. Hollywood. Yeah. Is the greatest thing. Is it? Gee, Jeff. Weak bit, people. Hang on. Easy, big time. Hang on a second. I have to go on our Facebook fan page and in all caps write. Do you? How many exclamation points, Sienna? Twelve. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. I'll take it. No press is bad press, pal, alright? Take it. Press. Yeah, no press is bad press. Press! Here you go again. Here we go!
That's right. No press, right? No press is bad press. Talk to my people before you use that car. My publicist told me no press is bad, bro. Trademark that. Is that L.O.B. with the two Facebook friends? The two Facebook pages? Big time? You have two Facebook pages. I had a Facebook page long before. Right. I did, too. I just integrated mine. I didn't do a separate Lauren O'Brien from the Mikey Show page. I had two long before. Hollywood! She's American. She's a big-time American idol. She doesn't act like it. Doesn't she? No flash photography, all right, Mikey? Oh, boy. Hurts my eyes. You know what? I got the Lasix. I'm going to do my own. Steve Woods.
From the Mikey Show page today. Real sweetly for everybody. Actually, I'm just going to tell people where it is. It's been there. I just haven't had a chance. Hollywood probably walks through a family photo and thinks there's paparazzi just taking pictures of them. Easy paparazzi. Hey, hey, hey. Actually, I'm just trying to take a picture of my kids. I'm the least Hollywood of anyone in this room. And I will tell you that right. Aren't I? Aren't I? Aren't I? The least. By far. No, we should ask the 15 people that invited you to Google+. Yeah. Yeah, the same ones that invited you guys. I got one. You're all on the emails. Clowns. Hollywood. Hollywood. Hollywood. Clowns. I'm sweating. Jake Gyllenhaal was on Man vs. Wild. I hate you. And made a Brokeback Mountain joke. Because he's in the movie. And we got audio of it. Nerds.
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I'm short, overweight, and listen to theological lectures. Lauren. I had a spider that was my friend for like a week in my shower. Woods. Is there anything worse than vomiting? Anything. It's still worse. Do you cry when you vomit? Because I do. Sienna. The whole reason I'm like on Facebook is to look at pictures of babies. And Jay. You should pay attention sometimes. On FM 94.9. I'm one Dorian. Added to Hollywood's by... Making the S a cash symbol. Yes. Hollywood. Hollywood. You see big time. Define Hollywood just so that I know. Define it. You're big time. All it means is there is only one defining definition. Okay. You're a big time star. That's it. That's the only defining definition. There is no more to it. There is no behavior involved in it. All that being Hollywood's is.
is it means that you're a big-time star, and it's a good thing. I can handle that. Yeah, that's what you are. You're a big-time star. I don't act like it. You're Hollywood. Not in public. You're Hollywood. You're Hollywood's because you act like it. Yes. Ask anybody to ever mention it in public. This is Woods from The Mikey Show. I'm just making a doctor's appointment. Yes. I'm on The Mikey Show, so can you get me in today? Sorry, I'm proud of what I do. Hey, I just got to know, I got to come by there later today. I'm going to pick up a couple of husks of corn. Y'all got a helipad from a helicopter? I wish. He's got six bucks in his pocket, all right? Just for big time. Big bucks. Yeah. We're over here in the trenches taking grenades. Sorry I give an ass. Trying to be dynamic, Max. Sorry I'm doing what you paid me for. Exactly. Love you. Love you. Don't. Breaking news. Breaking news. Listen to this.
We're following breaking news of a desperate search for an 11-year-old girl who's been missing since last night. Jasmine Robinson was last seen at an apartment complex in the 1500 block of East Grand Avenue in Escondido. And that's where NBC7's Monica Dean joins us live right now with the very latest. Monica, good morning. Good morning, Marianne. And Jason, across the street is the Eagles Point apartment complex where Escondido police have been conducting a door-to-door search to see if anyone knows anything. about the whereabouts of 11-year-old Jasmine Robinson. In addition, right now, a reverse 911 call has been made to residents right here in the immediate area. Take a look at a picture of Jasmine. Escondido police say she left this apartment complex with one friend, but didn't come home last night, never called her mom to check in. Jasmine's mother told police this is very uncharacteristic of her daughter. Jasmine's mother reported her missing around 11 p.m. last night, and as you can see from the video, The search is underway right now. Sheriff's Department tracking dogs are here on scene. They're attempting to pick up a scent to follow. We spotted several of those canine units walking with their handlers early this morning. And at this point, officials don't have any information on who Jasmine may be with. Jasmine is described as being 4 feet 5 inches tall, weighing 100 pounds. She has black hair, brown eyes, and was wearing a red shirt, blue jeans, and red Vans. She's a black girl.
Sneakers. If you have any information, call Escondido Police at the number there on your screen. That number is 760-839-4722. Again, 760-839-4722. And giving you an aerial perspective here from NBC7's News Chopper, you can kind of get a look at the scene here. There are search... Parties kind of scattered around the area. Some have dogs. A minute ago, we kind of noticed a shift change going on with some of the patrol officers who had been here overnight. I wish that there was something that we could do or come up with as a community where we can do something more. You know, where, I mean, yeah, you can get the news out, but I wish that there was a way that people could be on more alert than that. That there was something, you know? Amber alert. I know we have that. We have the Amber Alerts. We have the deal out on the freeway. We got that. I just wish that there was something more. You know, I wish that they would do reverse 911 calls to the entire county. It wouldn't bother me to get a phone call and say that there's a missing kid. Every time somebody was missing, though? A missing kid? Yeah, it happens a lot.
I wouldn't care. I don't know that it happens. I mean, dude, I mean, when it happens, it's huge news. Maybe you chip your kid. I think that would solve the whole thing. I'm okay with that. People think that that's real weird. Or like a bracelet or something. Something with some tracking device in it, man. It's brutal. I'd be all right with it. I'd be all right with it. You know, I said, what if when kids were born, they were surgically implanted with some sort of GPS thing? And people go, oh my gosh, it's the weirdest thing in the world. You can't do that. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I don't want anybody tracking me and knowing where I am and what I'm up to. Well, first of all, if you're up to no good, if you're not up to no good, you have nothing to worry about. Second of all, let's say that that were the case with this 11-year-old kid right now. We'd know right now. Immediately. We'd know right now where she is. Right now. So when your chip was speeding down the road and they're like, ticket? To you, because your chip is going faster. No, I'm just talking about it. You get it out when you're 18 or whatever. No, then they change the rule. You can't really get it out anymore. Well, and let's say you can't get it out. So now you're speeding. You get a ticket. Let's say you can't get it out. Well, there's enough of us speeding that they're not going to be able to cite everybody. Automatically issues. Well, they track you by your cell phone. Okay, hang on a second. Let's say this. Let's say that that is the case. The worst case scenario is that, what, we have to slow down? You get a speeding ticket?
You know? Oh, well. Well, now your employees know, your employers know everywhere you go. So you were sick? Well, look, it says here on your GPS unit that it followed you to the beach. You went to the strip club? Oh, my gosh. You were sick. Oh, my gosh. Wait a minute. So now it's the honesty chip. No, Jay, you're right. The chip could prove that I'm a liar. I wouldn't want that. I want to be able to be free to lie. So you want your employer to know everything about you, everywhere you're going, everything you're doing. I don't care. What do I care? Oh, so everything you do has got to be perfect. Now that you're being watched by the big brother, he's watching every single thing you do. You mean watching me go home, watching me go to Henry's, watching me go to church, watching me... Feast on it. Easy, Mr. Perfect. As opposed to what? As opposed to what? What's the opposite? On the wall, you're, yeah. Well, what's the opposite is that freedom. I'd rather be free than have, and I'd rather watch my kids as closely as I can. And yes, bad things are going to happen. You know what? A chip's not going to fix that. Wait a minute. You're telling me that the worst that can happen is that they find out that you lied and went to the beach. You're fired.
Listen, go to the beach. Just say I want a day off to go to the beach. I'm sorry you don't have any days off accrued. You don't get anything. I don't get my way. I don't get everything I want. You never lied about needing a day off? You were just fed up. When I need a day off and I need a day off, I'll take a day off. I'll say I need a day off. I need a sick day. It doesn't work with all companies like that. Trust me. Sometimes you have to... I don't think you have to lie. And if our reasoning for finding missing kids is, wait a minute, that means I can't lie and go to the beach. Oh, boy, with that. Well, I'm just saying overall. I'm talking about the big picture of things. So now you've got a thing on your house, too. Your house track shows it where everybody is. Say you're just trying to get your wife a birthday gift. Honey, it looks like you went to the mall today. You can do it now. Yeah. What was that? You can do that now. I know, but I don't have it set up. It's a choice. It's not, I'm not born, popped a chip in. Well, my thinking is that the only people that would ever have that chip information are police department. That's it. You know, my boss isn't going to have that chip information. It'd be meant for the police department. Be meant for them. Be meant for them. For your kid. That's the only thing I would want. Yeah, I wanted my kid. And your kid is eventually going to go, I wouldn't mind if I had a chip in me right now because legislation.
Let's say that back in the 60s it was available. And they were able to do it. They were able to put a chip in you. I wouldn't mind. Slippery slope. Not if you're not doing anything wrong. Hey, listen. If you're a criminal, yes. It's not good for you. If you're a criminal. If you're a criminal and the police have your information, it could be bad. If you're on the run, they're going to know where you are. I don't want anybody to know where I am all the time. Oh, man. I don't care. I mean, I don't care if the cops know. I give the cops my info now. I don't have anything I hide. Now, I said that Jake Gyllenhaal was on Man vs. Wild. Now, they're having to do this, I think, because he's done everything now. He's been everywhere. He's eaten everything. He survived everywhere. So now he's got to take celebrities with him for it to be interesting. And Bear took Jake Gyllenhaal.
It's looking like the drift here is easily deep enough to accommodate a shelter. It's a relief, as you never quite know what you're going to find when you start digging. That was a good one. I just found Will Ferrell frozen in there. It might not be finished, but the problem with a bolt hole for the wind is making us both a little giddy. It's kind of reminiscent of a few scenes of brass and dicks. Hey, wouldn't it be funny if we started to make a... No, right? Stop it again. Something like this. Sounds like they're having a tickle fight. It really does. Sounds like a pillow's going to burst and feathers are going to fly everywhere. I wish I knew how to quit you. You know what this reminds me of? God. When we were preparing for Jarhead and even during shooting, they would make us dig our own foxholes. Really, I don't know what it is about me, but I like digging holes. Maybe I was a go-for.
I'll tell you what, it's good for the soul. Yeah. It's good digging. Brilliant. It is. Jake Gyllenhaal may be a movie star, but that didn't stop him from growing for the gross stuff, you know, because that's what Bear's bit is. He will eat what's available, what nature gives him. So Jake Gyllenhaal ate a worm. Whoa! I haven't failed in my mission. Got you a worm. Let's see if... There's one. There's probably more. You held that one. It's not much, but the worm will be packed with protein, and eating it might take Jake's mind off the river crossing. Well, here's breakfast. Here's to you. Here's to you. First worm? First worm. Kind of pretty sucks for a breakfast room, isn't it? Miss Sandy squirming around in my mouth. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. It's not the first time, right, Jake? It's not the first time. You were in Brokeback Mountain, correct? That's right. Let's not forget our past. M1 Ramon from El Cajon. Are you there? Sam. What was the word of the day? Helicopter. That's right. Helicopter. Helicopter. Got a four-pack of tickets to SeaWorld, my friend. Hang in the line, okay? All right. Thank you very much. Songified is a little app that can turn stuff into songs. And, you know, you put it on your phone and you sing into it. And it will turn.
your voice into a song. And L.O.B. song about black guys. I like black guys. I like black guys. BFMC. She likes black guys. Do you have to sing it or can you just say it? You can do whatever you want. You sang it. You can just say it. Oh, wow. And then here's one that I did for Jay. Surfing in video games. Online gaming. Adam, my friend. Come on with my friend. Surfing.
Ocean, wetsuit, board. I like to hike. My friend, online with my friend. Surfing, ocean, wetsuit, board. I like to hike and ride my bike. Genius. I need it. I love it. It's called surfing and video game. So fun. So great. That's the funnest thing I've ever done. I want that for a ringtone. You've got to send me that. Adam. My friend. Jay and Adam go, what game do you play? Call of Duty. Call of Duty. And they buy maps and stuff? Mm-hmm. A new map will be released every how often, Jay? You know, it's been a lot lately. They've come out like every three months. They're about 12 bucks? About 12 bucks. And then it'll give you a new virtual world you can go into and fight. And he and Adam. Our promotion director will go in there and they will fight. Now, are you allies or are you against each other? A lot of times we're allies. Yeah, we're on the same team fighting. Greetings. So like one guy will cover for the other guy. It's scary. Yeah, I'll cover you. We'll talk because a lot of times we'll get in a private party. Yes. We're on a team of six. A team of six and then like we'll be working our way around the outside. I don't know who they are. I don't listen to them. But then we'll circle around and come up and try to.
flank the guys? If I could do it, I would do it. Oh, you would love it. I can't do it though, Jay. Why not? Because I get motion sickness. You on a video cave? Nice Bieber. That's unbelievable. It's not unbelievable. Some people have that. They get motion sickness because the moves are on. It's like walking. I mean, it's like, it's 3D. My equilibrium gets, you know, because of the shakiness of the... Get you a patch. Just incredible. Hey, Mike, I'll buy you one of them ocean sickness patches. You can play Call of Duty. Get you a copper bracelet. Hey, Mike. Maybe take some Dramamine. Maybe you can play. Come over. Ask your mom. I wonder if that would work. I wonder if I could take Dramamine and play a video game. If you had to take Dramamine and play a video game. You have an issue. You probably shouldn't be playing. You get used to it, though. The more you do it, the more used to it you get. Because when I first started playing, the movement was weird, but now it's just like, bam, you're just running through it. It's not all jerky anymore. We were in Phoenix, and you played your brother Steve's flight simulator game for like an hour and a half.
Oh, wow. That was passive aggressive. Minus the passive. Right. We all watched Mike play this flight simulator game for about an hour and a half. So you're fine then. It was 20 minutes. It was about an hour and a half. We'll split the difference. About an hour. 45 minutes. Surfing and video games. Online gaming. Adam, my friend. Online with my friend. Surfing. Ocean. Wetsuit. Board. I like to hike. My friend. Online with my friend. Surfing. Ocean. Wetsuit. Board. I like to hike. And ride my bike. Do you guys remember the movie Leprechaun? Yes. Yes. Frightening. Horror movie? Do you remember it, Woods? Yeah. Did you guys know that that was the first movie that Jennifer Aniston was in? Yep. I did not. It's a good piece of trivia. She was on with James Lipton on Inside the Actors Studio. You have indicated that you prefer to forget your movie debut, which of course is my cue for reminding you.
Was there any redeeming value at all for you in Leprechaun? Listen to that. Listen to that. That's Vox Populi, the voice of the people. They want to know. Oh, my God. Yeah. What did I learn from it? Did I take anything away? No. I learned that I don't like doing scary movies and having to scream. It feels ridiculous. I've never thought about that, but it's a beating. Having to scream 50 times. With a little man, a man that's in a... Oh, God. It's in a, like a... Never mind. You've piqued my curiosity. I know, I have. I'll tell you after. Since the show is over, would you like to go back to my dressing room and dress me? Not really. Would the man dress you? It's not really appropriate. I'm going to ask you a question. and you tell me if it's too forward. Make love to your body. No, I thought I was pretty clear about what I wanted there, not making love. Could I kiss you on the mouth? No. No. May I touch your breasts? No. That kind of falls under that same umbrella. Is there anything physical that I could do to you? We could shake hands? That's wonderful. That's really tight. That kind of hurts. I like this. I like this.
Let up the grip. Oh, I like this quite a bit. Ouch. Sorry. Now that we've shaken hands. Sorry. Now that we've shaken hands. Make love to your body. No, that's... Offer still stands. Fine. Nothing physical. May I see you with nothing on? No. All right. I'm being very candid and frank. I appreciate your candor. I appreciate your frankness. Would it be For me to not be in the room, but you be in a room alone with a camera and take photographs of yourself. I don't know. You're probably not really picking up what I'm putting down here. We're not, nothing in that vein at all. Nothing sexual between us. Nothing at all. Strictly professional. Okay, well, now you've made it clear. Now I understand what you mean.
May we go on a date that leads to sex? Nothing romantic. Okay, fine. Now I get it. That's fine. One last question. We need the music on it, okay? Of course. Can you slap me in the face as hard as you can? Please. That I might be able to arrange. Would you spit on me? If this is beyond your comfort level. It is. Oh, then all right. NBC is the, they get the coups, man. Today's show, they get the interviews that nobody gets. Cheney Mason defended Casey Anthony. They talked to him yesterday, and one of the questions was, and you may not even know this, they have on, they caught some footage of Cheney Mason in the courtroom, given the double bird. And we know why now.
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75 battery. See your local Napa auto parts store for details. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9 KBCT San Diego, a Lincoln financial radio station. And now back to the Mikey show with Mikey, because as you know, I'm not the most health conscious person in the world. Nobody likes a cheater. Thought about it. I'm in. Ziena. How fair my skin is. I got freckles. Get out of here. And Jake. I love boobs, too. I love blue boobs of all sizes. I just don't think they have to be giant or rubbery. On FM 94.9. Why was Cheney Mason, the guy that was defending Casey Anthony, giving the double bird to somebody? He explained it on the Today Show. Sienna, what's going on in the news? Well, yesterday morning there was a fire at the San Diego Zoo. It was actually the giant panda exhibit right next to it. The themed store where you can buy merchandise was set on fire, and they believe it was arson.
Luckily, no animals or people were injured, and the firefighters were able to put out the fire within 15 minutes. Also, yesterday we discussed a stun gun that was found on a JetBlue flight over the weekend. No one knew whose it was. Well, now a passenger at New York's John F. Kennedy Airport was caught trying to board a plane with two stun guns in his luggage. Oh, boy. Maybe leave the stun guns at home from now on. It's the stupidest thing in the world. Yeah. In his checked luggage? His checked luggage, yeah. Clown. I thought you could take... weapons and stuff. I mean, when you go on a hunting trip, yeah, you have to check them. Yeah, but you have to, yeah, exactly. Yeah, you got to take it to a special thing. You can't just sneak them in there. You know, and I was going hunting in Tucson and I was going to go bird hunting with my brother and I was going to take a shotgun and I even felt scared to walk up to the airport with the shotgun in the case and be like, where do I go? You know, even that freaks me out, you know? And even doing it the right way makes me feel like I'm doing something wrong. Maybe carrying a gun to the airport. Maybe just ship it next time. Yeah. Yeah. But it's supposed to be, you know, it's easy to do. You've got to have a lock on it. That's all.
Woods, what's going on in sports? Sports is brought to us today by Frank's Red Hot. Frank's Red Hot. Well, there's an update to a story yesterday. There was supposedly going to be a big Tiger Woods announcement. Well, there wasn't. It was really about his agent, Mark Steinberg, who is now joining Excel Sports Management. So I know everybody was waiting to hear. Yeah, Mark Steinberg, congratulations. And then also today at 5 p.m. is the Major League Baseball All-Star Game. at Chase Field in Phoenix. The Padres will be represented by our closer, Heath Bell. I told Woods I think that's the worst place in the world to do an All-Star game. I don't know. It's 150,000 degrees outside. I know it's air-conditioned inside, but it's just disgusting being in the town. You can't get out and enjoy the city. It's a cool park, though. It's a really cool park. It totally is, but man, wouldn't it be cool if they did it in San Diego? Yes. Yeah. Hello. We got a beautiful ballpark. Yep. Never had an all-star game. Oh, boy. Not at Petco. Ridiculous. Chaney Mason is the mouthy attorney that was defending Casey Anthony and helped get her off. And cameras caught him giving a double flip off to someone. And he was on the Today Show yesterday answering, well, what was that about?
Very quickly, I know you've had your moments of frustration with some of the media coverage here. I think we even have a shot of you making a gesture to somebody with the frustration boiled over. I guess my question to you is there's no argument that some of the media did convict her in the press. But isn't the result here an acquittal on the most serious charges? Kind of turn that on its head, the idea that you can be convicted in the press and not get a fair trial? She was not only... tried, but convicted and sentenced by the news media. Now, before I go any further, I'm just going to ask you and suggest to you, if I told you that that was an interview with a mountain man with a beard two feet long, wearing overalls and nothing underneath, who has not bathed in two years and who catches his own food, would you find that? But again, just listen to his voice and tell me if you would find that believable. It's had the idea that you can be convicted in the press and not get a fair trial. She was not only tried, but convicted and sentenced by the news media. And that conviction was overturned by the jury.
The guy's got a pan in his hand and he was just panning for gold. He was just panning for gold. He's a 49er. He's a 49er. A real 49er. A real 49er. The thing I'll straighten out is my frustrations are not with the news media itself or in general. He has two dead raccoons on a rope around his neck that he caught himself. His luggage is a stick with a bandana tied at the end of it. There was one particular stalker that had been stalking our defense team. Okay, now here he's going to talk about why he gave the double bird. Morning, noon, and night, every day of the trial, yelling obscenities and threatening and trying to embarrass and expose Mr. Baez, myself, and the others. Went so far as to even ask some of the women on our team, on the street, whether or not they were on their periods. A little non-human person deserved what he got. Meaning your gesture. And he's fortunate he wasn't in the same room. That's why he gave the double bird. He's upset that they were saying the thing about the women. You know, I understand. Yeah, me too. Well, I mean, I understand the frustration. You know, I still don't advocate giving the double bird. I still say it'd be different. But, you know, you can understand that he'd be upset about that, right? These are his colleagues.
If you can take what he says as truth, which I don't know if I can. Well, I'll tell you what I can take as truth is the fact that it sure does sound like he's still got a snow-covered beard. It's fair enough. Coonskin cap. A dusting of snow. Not necessarily full-on snow, but a dusting of snow. Because he had to go get firewood. It's hard to understand him because he had a piece of wheat that he was chewing on. Chaney Mason talks about Casey's relationship with her family. Well, as we saw in the piece, Cindy Anthony, her mother, attempted to visit her in jail over the weekend. Casey refused to see her. Is this family... You guys know that? Yeah, her mom tried to see her this last weekend. She said no. Relationship beyond repair? I don't know that anything is ever beyond repair, but I would say the odds are pretty strong that it is. She may have a relationship in the future with her brother at some point. I may expect that. I don't know when. Probably when he gets over her saying that he used to diddle with her. As soon as he gets over that, they may have a relationship. I think with the parents, that's pretty well burned. Wow. So what you're saying, Mr. Mason, is that four years from now, at the...
family reunion, when they're sending out the family reunion invites, that they're not going to send her an invitation? Is that what you're telling me? That she will not open her mail, see an envelope, open it up and go, oh, family get together, something, something park. I should call my mom and see if I should make my famous potato salad. I'm famous for it because I have a secret ingredient, tiny chopped up olives. People love it. With a tiny bit of chloroform. A tiny bit. Just a drop. To taste. Meaning you go, can you try this? One more drop. Perfect. It's perfect. Don't. Don't. Chill it. That's it. Just put it in the fridge. And chill it. Let it sit. Let it chill. Babe.
Stop messing with it. Don't mess with it. Stop it. It's perfect right there. You're going to ruin it. No salt, no pepper, no dill. No chloroform, nothing else. Just leave it and put it in the fridge and let it just go. And then later on that day, this is what you hear. You messed with it, didn't you? I told you not to mess with it. You put more. I was trying out chlorophyll instead. Oh, well. I told you it was perfect. I thought maybe you could use some chlorophyll. Everybody's going to flip out. As usual. As usual. You guys ready for Why Are We Here? All right, now, this is the way it works. Why are we here? I'm going to reach into a basket, and I'm going to pull out two character names. Whatever those character names are, we will do. And then I'm going to pick a location. And we have to figure out, well, why are we here? We did this before. We did it with Jay and Garrett. Those are the two names that were drawn.
Garrett's our program director. He talks like this. Okay? Garrett. Hey, good morning. Hey, Seattle. You're fired. You're hired. You're fired. And then we did Jazz Wars. And we pulled a yoga studio. And they had to figure out why they were in a yoga studio together. All right, so here we go. The first character is Michael Jackson. Oh, boy. Perfect. Oh, boy. What's his favorite? The second name is Lady Gaga. All right, now I'm reaching in and I'm going to pull out a location. And the location is Michael's Craft Store. Michael's Craft Store. Do I have any kind of... Jay's running. What a fabulous idea. Where is it? I'm going to run you through what Jay's thinking right now. Where the hell is it? I know I put that sumbitch in here.
Son of a gun. Are you ready, Lady Gaga? I'm ready. Yes. I don't mean to interrupt, but... Go on. Are you Lady Gaga? I am. I am. You can just call me Gaga, Michael. I'm a big fan. I'm Michael Jackson. I know. I told you. I know that. I didn't know if you knew because you have on glasses that are shaped like watermelons. I know. Actually, I just crafted these together. I went to the kiddie section. What are you doing here? What are you doing? I pick up props for my costumes. I pretty much just find the most obscure things I can. I have some glass beads. I think I'm going to make a bra out of those. Could you make me one? Sure, absolutely. Do you want me to make it like a cop or do you want a bra? Whatever it is, just make it like a military bra. Oh, yeah, I can do that. Everything I wear needs to be like military. Yeah, you're a soldier. Yeah, in the black.
Weird army. Oh, I was thinking more. Like, imagine if there was an army for black weird guys. You're black? Okay. Okay. You got me there. Formerly black weird guys. I think I'm tanner than you and I'm pretty much translucent. That's true. I can see through you. I know. I was born this way. Do you know why I like to come here? Why? Because I own the place. Have you seen the name of it? Oh, my gosh. I think that's a different Michael. You're so funny. No, I'm serious. I own Michael's. Oh, you do? Oh. A lot of people don't realize it's called Michael's because it's Michael Jackson's. It's named after you? It should have been called King's. Hey, I have a question for you, Lady Gaga. I have an answer for you, Your Majesty. How come Hollywood's don't like me? Who's Hollywood's? Stephen R. Woods. Oh, you mean the guy on the Mikey show Woods?
I know who Woods is, obviously. Well, yeah, because when he comes in here, he's like, what up? I'm Woods. Yeah, from the Mikey Show. From the Mikey Show. And Woods on Sports. And Woods on Sports. I know the bed. I know the drill. Woods of Wisdom is my favorite. Well, two questions. Two-part question. Two-part answer. First, why is he right now pretending to be in his coffin with his arms crossed over his chest? And then secondly, how come he doesn't like me? First, I... Uh-oh. Oh, you had a sleeve. Take my bra and use it as a hanky. Now can I have that back? Yes, you can. That's why are we here. Today, it was Michael Jackson and Lady Gaga. In Michaels. Thank you. Did you hear about the pharmacist that just got life in prison for what, Sienna? Okay, this happened in Oklahoma City, and this pharmacist is in a lot of trouble, clearly. A man, 16-year-old, actually kid, broke into his home, tried to rob him, and the guy shot the 16-year-old kid, and then got another gun and shot him a few more times. Why is he going to jail? Because he shot more than he needed to. Did he?
So basically, OK, here's a man. His name is Jerome Ursland in Oklahoma City. He actually has a store, which is, I think, part of his home. And the 16 year old kid comes in and Jerome sees him, gets a gun, shoots him. Now, the 16 year old kid was unarmed and unconscious. He shot him five more times. So now the only reason that I think that he didn't shoot him six more times. is because he ran out of bullets. Right. Well, there are thousands of supporters saying that... You gotta be kidding me. They're signing petitions, asking for this guy to be pardoned. He was robbed. Yes. He was scared. Yes. This guy came into his store and tried to rob him. Well, I thought he came into his store or to his home. His store. His store. Yeah. They're connected. The store and the house. I think, yeah. Same thing. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's his property. This 16-year-old kid comes in. He's young. You know, that's one thing that I guess the judges were. Really? Like this guy's, excuse me, may I see an ID before I blow your brains out? Yeah. There was another robber too that ran away and he got off when the first bullet was shot. Yeah. He's, you know, better runner, better escape artist, better whatever. Better criminal.
Better criminal. But this guy, Jerome, he just got sentenced to life in prison. That's unbelievable. You know who doesn't get shot six times? Right. It's unbelievable. The guy that isn't robbing the store. Isn't that insane? What's insane to me is that there are people that are like, you shot him too many times. The overkill killer. Maybe he was scared. Yeah. You ever see the movie where the guy, you know, you shoot him and then he wakes up and he grabs him. You know, he's got something in his pocket and then you die. You empty the clip. You empty the clip. I would have zero qualms about emptying a clip on somebody in my house. Zero. Of course. Zero. That poor guy. Yeah. I got six. You're going to get six. He says that he's going to obviously appeal the sentence. He has a possibility of parole. But oh, yeah, people are losing their minds over this. I mean, signing petitions, asking him to be pardoned. I agree with him. He's a scared guy. Is there anybody listening that doesn't agree with that? Or what are your feelings on it, period? 570-1949. The 16-year-old was unarmed and unconscious before he fired five more shots. Well, listen, that guy don't know. Yeah. How do you know? You don't. The guy's taking care of beeswax. Maybe he thought he was faking. Could have. Yeah. Oh, it's scary. Let's see. Speaking of.
Speaking of being violated, Jay got his wagon stole. Stolen? Stolen. Yes. Such a hard time with that word. I really do. So angry. Now, what is this wagon for? It is my beach wagon. When I say wagon, it's not like the little red wagon. It's a big, heavy-duty yard cart. It's metal with big pneumatic wheels. I don't know what pneumatic is. Me neither. Air-filled. Got it. We put our fire pit in. It had a mount for a surfboard on the side. Our cooler fit in nicely. It was BA. What happened? After Fourth of July, we took all the stuff down to the beach. Everything was in it. Brought it back, rinsed it off, and put it behind my garbage cans over on the side of my house. And thought, okay, I'm going to put that up tomorrow. Well, didn't put it up tomorrow. Came back, looked for it. It was gone. Thieves are awful people. Somebody swiped it. They had to really get in there to look at it, which makes me nervous. So we actually called the sheriff, and they came out. And he was super nice. He's like, do you want to file a report? We pressed charges. And at first he was like, do you want to file for a wagon? I was like, well, it's about a $150 wagon. And the thing about it is I had taken a bottle opener that my mom had in her house for years and then mounted it on the back. And it was like a $3 bottle opener. But it's not the money. It's just the fact at all.
Sentimental. Sentimental. Had a propane holder on the back. It is. Nice. Hey, if there's anybody listening that, and I'm being serious, that knows something about it. My yellow wagon. Help Jay out. No questions asked. Jay's a good dude. No questions asked. Just give it back. Just return it. That's sentimental value to it. You ass clown. Gosh darn it, I don't like that. Kim came up with the plan. She's like, what if we put posters up of, you know, reward for missing wagon. Missing wagon. I thought that sounds silly, but. M1 Kevin from Oceanside. Hey, Mikey. How you guys doing? Good. So you guys said that he shot the intruder, and the intruder was shot, and he was stopped, and then he went and got a gun again and shot the guy four more times? Five more times. Five more times. Sorry. Don't you think there's a little overkill there when you see a threat, you shoot a guy, he's down, he's stopped, there's no more threat, the guy's unconscious, and you get a gun and you start shooting him again? How old was the guy, Sienna, the man that fired him? It doesn't say. Jerome Ersland is his name. Is the guy that... Did the shooting? Yes. Antoine Parker is a 16-year-old kid. Shot him in the head and then chased away the second robber. Then he got another gun and shot the 16-year-old Antoine Parker, who was unarmed and unconscious, five more times. You know what a Monday morning quarterback is, right, Kevin? I mean, a Monday morning quarterback, if you don't know, the term was coined because on Monday morning, it's easy to look back at the games on Sunday and say what you should have done different.
It's called a Monday morning quarterback. Oh, I agree. Definitely. It's very easy for us to sit here and say, well, he should have known better. The guy was obviously dead. Well, when you're in that fight or flight situation, I think your heart's beaten. Your adrenaline's going. You're scared. And you want to make sure that there is absolutely no threat. Yeah, but if he went and chased the other guy down, that makes sense. He went and chased him. He's out of the situation. He's probably out of the house slash office slash business, whatever it may be. So then the threat is done. If you go back inside the house, get your gun again, and then continue to shoot the guy, you're putting yourself back in a scary situation when you already had the chance to leave. I'd have done it. I think most people would. I think most people would be scared. They don't know if that guy's playing. They don't know if that guy's really out of commission. I agree in the moment. If you're going to let out five shots in a row, by all means, you let that whole magazine out. But to shoot the guy, to leave the situation, to come back and then unload the rest of the guy. We're assuming a lot. When you say to leave the situation, yes, the guy ran away.
We don't know that he chased him down the street, down the block, through the park, over into the woods, blah, blah. I mean, we're making it like, oh, well, he was gone. He might have turned and looked and took two steps and saw the guy leave and then turn around and said, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. We don't know. My guess is this guy's accomplice didn't need to be chased anywhere. After the bullet. Yeah. My guess is that guy ran. Yeah. And I don't think he was chased out. I think he ran. And I think this dude was scared, grabbed another gun, and da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. So I found another article. It says that Jerome Ursland, the shooter, was 59 years old. And his store had a security camera that filmed this happening. As he went behind the counter, got another gun, and pumped five more bullets into the wounded 16-year-old as he was lying on the floor. Well, first of all, his age doesn't have anything to do with it. Yeah. He's a criminal. And so he could be 16. He could be 65. Bottom line is that guy was afraid. Didn't know if the person was dead. And he was afraid out of his mind. And his heart was pounding and he had adrenaline running through him. So anyway, you know, I understand what you're saying. And I get you. I appreciate it, Kevin. M1 Leah from El Cajon. Hey, Mikey. Hi. All right. So I agree with you on some points that, yeah, he was a criminal. He should have gotten shot.
He was shot in the head. Chances of him getting up and just walking around after getting shot in the head? Well, again, again, again, it's real easy for us to go, he was shot in the head. Have you ever, this is a question. Okay. Have you ever shot anyone in the head? No. I'm going to play attorney here. Okay. Have you ever, you have never shot anybody in the head? Have you ever been standing next to someone that was shot in the head? No. Do you know what it looks like when someone's shot in the head? I mean, based off TV. Yes. Well, and by based off TV, give me an example. Like, what sort of show? Law & Order SVU, any gory action films. Right. Now, I'm going to submit to the court that gory action films do not necessarily qualify as real life. And so, when you shoot somebody in the head...
you may not know. You just see blood. I can tell you this, an entrance wound is very small. An exit wound is very large. And so you may not know. You just see a dude on the ground and you're afraid. The other thing is, like, I'd understand if he was off with the same gun. Okay, shoot him from the same gun. But he shot him with one gun, then went and got a second gun to continue shooting him. Yeah. He just wanted to make sure that dude was dead. Making sure, man. And like I said, the only reason he didn't get... The only reason he can get more is because Guy didn't have a third gun. Exactly. What harm did it do if he's already shot in the head? Well, yeah, I mean, what is their charge against him? Over-murdering? Over-murdering. Over-excessive vile? Excessive shooting? It's not overkill. It's overkill. Death is death. He got shot in the head, and then he got shot with a second gun five more times. It's overkill. Okay. I understand, and I get it. I understand where you're coming from, and I...
And I can't say I understand again because that would be eight times I said I understand. There's some stuff that you're doing that's annoying your boss. You don't know it. I'm going to tell you what they are. Perfect. We got five of them. You see if you qualify when we come back. Oh, my God. It's better than I thought. Let your voice be heard on The Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949 or shoot him a text. 949mikey at gmail.com. More of The Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. Hi, this is Jack, founder of Jack in the Box. Let's take a call. Hey, Jack, I'm trying to remember the name of one of your new sandwiches. It's so good. Which one? Well, it's a really big... The really big... Yeah, it's got chicken... The really big chicken sandwich. Exactly. What's it called? The really big chicken sandwich. Look, I know it's really big and has chicken and is a sandwich. I covered those details earlier. It's called the really big chicken sandwich. It's got two crispy chicken patties, bacon, melting cheese, lettuce, and tomato. I'm aware of the ingredients. They were in my mouth very recently ago.
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Woods. Listen, girls like the aloof guy. I'm going to teach them how to be the aloof guy. Not the little P word that I was sometimes. Sienna. Is it not okay to even let my dog pee on the lawn anymore? Because I was feeling guilty about it. And Jay. I'm against first. On FM 94.9. It's an oldie but a goodie. I was singing this song all weekend long. Were you really? And I don't know why. And it's so weird that you just played it. That's weird to me. Jamie and I both. Do you have a camera in my home? No, but the reason that I played this was because it came into my head this morning, and I was like, I want to hear that. I had to download it. Gosh, you guys are one. It's just crazy. You know? Gosh. It just blows my mind every day how similar you guys are. Connection. Let's be over here. Just trying to be pals. Trying to be pals. Trying to be dynamic. You know what I mean? Creating dynamic. He's a good friend and a lover. I didn't just say that. But you've said it. Oh, boy. Yeah, you guys are.
Great. I'm going to be singing this for another week now. I'm going to give you the top five things that you're doing that are annoying your boss here in just a second. Like one of them, the number one thing is just taking a friendship that you have with a buddy of yours and just making it into something filthy. Making it into like lovers. Yeah, lovers. Well, you kind of do that to yourself. Wiener time. I don't really say anything. It's not wiener time. It's not wiener time. In fact, in fact. It is the very opposite of wiener time. It's double wiener time. Okay, we do have a couple's photo shoot with Dan Fields at danfieldsphotography.com later today. You guys are doing another one? Another? Oh, boy. What happened to the pregnancy shot? Firefighting one, yeah. It's our autumn shoot. Firefight. Looks like a pregnancy shoot. Just said that. Holy God. Maybe that's why it was in my head. Sounded real good. He's like, damn, I can't believe I just came up with that one. That's a good one. Damn good. Darn, Jay. Five things that annoy your boss. Constantly using the word like. Isn't that five things that annoy everyone? Yeah. Not just your boss. This thing, it can prevent you from getting a job and potentially can get you fired. Saying the word like? Like, like, like, like, like. Get with that.
All right. I like it. Woods, would you consider Mike a boss? Yes. Texting your boss outside of work. Oh, well, yeah, we all know how much that annoys him. How many times did you text Mike yesterday? Once. Did he text back? Yes. Does that annoy you, Mike? No. Honest cap? Yes. Just kidding. I'm kidding. Dude, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I guess we'll be employee boss and no friends. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Man. You guys were your friends first. I was joking. Don't you know a joke on your whole one? You guys have a very special relationship. Right. I mean, you guys have been friends for a long time. You hold hands. We don't hold hands. You pee together. What did they say? The couple that pees together stays together. I think that's it. Yeah. It says that you don't want to text your boss outside of work, even if it's work-related. Really?
If it's really urgent and you don't have access to email, that's the only appropriate time. I should stop texting Garrett. Me too. Anyway. Okay. Chatting online. This includes Facebook, instant messaging. You can't do that at work. Unless you work here. With your boss. Yeah. You shouldn't text. No. At work. This is five things that annoy your boss. You shouldn't do it at work. You don't do that unless it's during lunch. Yes. Okay, ours is different. Do not chat online. That will annoy your boss. You can't go on Facebook. A lot of companies, in fact, block websites like Facebook because they don't want you on there. Right. Another thing that annoys your boss, asking questions you could easily find the answer to online. Just type in Google real quick. The dumb question. That would be annoying. Yeah. Where's the closest McDonald's boss? Yeah. For example. Wow. Hey, John.
Yes. Do you know what time Nordstrom opens? 10. Are you sure? Same time as the mall. Does the mall open at 10 or 9? 10. Are you sure? I mean, 9 or 10, one of the two. You can go online. You have an iPhone, right? You have an iPad? Yeah. You have a MacBook Air? Check one of those. Gosh, sorry. It's like you might know. Maybe it's 930. You know where you can find out? Online. Just check it out. Okay, fine. You go to the bathroom 15 times a day, take your iPhone in there. Oh, sheesh. Is there a Dairy Queen around here? I don't know. I'm just asking. Check online. Okay. One last question. What? Does El Pollo Loco cater? Yes, they do. Actually, I do know that. Are you sure? Yes, I do. Which locations? I don't know. Where are the locations? I don't know. Where are they at? You sound like my wife asking me questions, riddling me. The last thing that annoys your boss, not proofreading your emails. Typos make you look stupid. Just read it through. I think that's the stupidest one. Why would I do that? What about forgetting the attachment? Because that's my MO. Or attaching the wrong document. I've done that many a time. Is there anything more humiliating than getting an email?
from someone that says, there's no attachment. And then you have to write back the old hackneyed phrase, oh, maybe it would help if I attached it. Such a weird bit. Everybody says the same thing. Oops. Maybe it would help if I attached it. Sorry. Smiley face. I am going to do something that I did not plan on, but I am going to do it. At the risk. No, I'm not going to. Oh, you have to now. Who's it about? No, I will read an email instead. Come on, Mike. Too late. That's way too late. Gotta know. You've piqued everybody's curiosity. Jay, if you take your headphones off, can you hear what's going on? Or do you hear, or do you, is there a speaker? No, I can turn the speaker down. I can turn it down. Turn the speaker down. Don't turn your mic off, because that'll turn off the speaker. Can you hear me right now? Nope.
Yes? Turn down your headphones. Can you hear me right now? I won't read your lips either. I want to tell the story about the counter and what he did yesterday. No, I can't believe that it's 745 and you've waited this long. Because I don't want him to get genuinely upset. Well, it doesn't stop you guys from picking on me, so just start it. He's chewing. He's chewing so loud. We have to tell it. He doesn't know that he's being so loud. Turn your headphones back on. Will it make you mad if we talk about the counter yesterday? Say what? Will it make you mad if we talk about the counter yesterday? No, because you guys are clowns. You guys just having a dude lunch without the girls on the show? Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Holy cow. I live down the street. Didn't get the call. We called you. Did you? I texted you. What about me? You don't eat meat. You live in La Jolla. We have turkey burgers and veggie burgers. We all live very close to each other. Yes. Yes, we wanted to have sword fights, and you guys can't. Clearly.
You guys went, you had a bromance. Crossed three-way. Yes, we were gay. We had a three-way. Yes, a three-way. Gayness. We just all got together at the counter and took our shirts off. Weird. So we're at the counter yesterday and someone comes by and probably recognized Hollywood. Hollywood! Hollywood! If you don't know, Woods is a really big deal. He's a star. Hollywood. I'm so happy I know you. So this guy named Jeff, who's a very nice guy, came by and said, hey, guys, I listen to the show. I love you guys and love you guys. And Woods is a really nice guy and goes, dude, sit down with us, which I think is cool. Yeah. Yeah. Not really Hollywood.
I didn't call you Hollywood for nothing. That's pretty friendly. Listen, I'm going to give Woods this. When it comes to pressing the flesh and loving on people, it's who he is. Especially if they're 14. He wasn't 14. But when there is a 14-year-old girl. Yeah, you guys are making me have to be a pedophile. I'm not a pedophile. You're not a pedophile. You're not. You're not a pedophile. And she's 16 and she's Sienna's sister. And she's not even my Facebook friend anymore. Yeah, because you defriended her. I know. I had to. Did you respond to her message yesterday? Sure didn't. Anyway. Sure did not. Dude sits down and we had lunch. Now, he got up and went to the bathroom. And when he went to the bathroom, they delivered a check. And he said, before he got up, I got this. And we were like, oh, no, dude. No, no, no, no. And there is no way in the world that this guy is going to pay. Zero percent chance. So he gets up to go to the bathroom. And I go, you guys want to throw in? And Jay goes, he's getting it. You're kidding me. No, I'm not. He said he wanted to get it. He was being polite. Jay is Belle. And you know what, L.O.B.? And would you tell me?
I genuinely think that this guy was not being polite. He really did want to pick up lunch and say, hey, I got the guy's lunch, blah, blah, blah. I want to give back to you guys. You guys make my morning. That kind of deal. But there's one guy that's going to pay for three clowns. Four clowns. He's not a clown. He's not a clown. Or you guys all split up the cost of one guy's burger. Right. Honestly, when I got the invite, I thought Mikey was paying. I was. There you go. I was, but this guy came. I'll bet you that's true. 100%. I will bet you that's true. I will bet you that's true. You guys want to go to the counter? On me, is what the text said. So, voila. If it had just said, if I had written. So now I'm throwing in all of a sudden. Oh. For a fan. That loves you and listens to our show. He was a fan. He's an M1, bro. He's an M1. Hey, he wanted to pay. And we're like, we had to wrap up the debate before he came back. And Woods goes, dude, no. And I'm like, no. I was mortified. You're a goose. And he goes, Jay goes, hey. He offered. Yeah, he offered, guys.
He wanted to pick it up. He offered. Great. If I say I want to pay, then I want to pay. Well, what a nice surprise, though. Hey, listen. Are you going to destroy his heart? Are you going to just ruin his day? He had a dream. You're not going to let a guy pick up a $55 tab? That ain't right, Mike. That ain't right. You let that guy tip on it and let it be $67. We call it $67. His tab. We're good to go. We walk. Scott free. Hey, by the way, Jeff, if you ain't going to finish that. Take it home to Jasper. Take it home to Jasper. Take it home to Jasper, my eight-year-old. Yes, that's your friend Jay Isbell. Hey, Sienna, he would have let the M1 pay. If it wasn't for us. Absolutely. Brow beating him. Hey, Lauren, your friend Jay Isbell. Yours is your lunch buddy, not mine. What? Ain't no big deal. Ain't no big deal. We talked about it. Dill. Ain't no big deal. It ain't no big deal. Just pay. Just let a listener pay for your lunch. So, me and Woods. Me? Right now. Lauren is looking at me right now like, don't. Yeah, you did. You got the tip. Yep, I got the tip. Just the tip. It's a good tip. Wait, wait.
Yes. Yes. So you go to a meal that you've been invited to where it said, I'm picking up the tab. I didn't have any money in my wallet. You have a debit card. Yeah, but I was invited out to eat. Things change. Oh, things change. Happy birthday. I was the one asked on the date. I put out, but I ain't paying. All right? All right. You're lucky I had tip money. Yeah, you are. He's... If he didn't have his wallet, then I would understand. Well, if he was homeless, I would understand. I'm on a budget. Oh, with the budget bit. Guys, please call M1s. Maybe we're wrong. 570-1949. And the only reason he gave that tip is because we shamed him. Big time shame. Like Reservoir Dogs. Yeah. We shamed him. I was like, Jay, you do not let this guy pick up the tab, you freaking cheap state. Fine. Fine. Fine. Jay has sold me a little bit.
Oh, how dare you? Okay. Now, when you first said this, I thought that you guys were all going to lunch, the three of you. You were each just going to pay your own way. No, Mike was going to pay. I was going to pick it up. No, I'm saying that's what I had first thought. But when Wood said that you texted them lunch on me, I kind of think that you should have paid for the whole thing. Things changed. No, if you wanted to pay for the listener. If you were saying on me, though, and it's one more person, I would have thought you'd be like, oh, you guys don't worry about it. But the choices changed. The choices changed from Mike picking up the tab for the three of us to the M1 picking up the tab for the four of us. So we were like, forget that. And in my mind, it wasn't about like, I can afford to pay for all four of us. In my mind, though, it was like, hey, guys. Let's be cool for this M1. And we all pay for him. Which is the right thing to do. And for Jay to be like, oh, he can pay for it is insane. Jay's deal was, you guys, he wants to pick this up. This is his thing. It's his deal. He wants to. He was excited to pick it up. He's excited. Would you have let Mike pay for you and just put in for part of the listeners? Absolutely. Well, then that's fair. M1's. That's kind of what I thought I did in the end because I pick up the tip.
M1 screenwriter from San Diego. Hey, we're dudes, man. There's no right or wrong here. Dudes, just pick up the check. If he wants to pick it up, great. If he wants to pick it up, great. There's no right. There's no wrong. We're dudes. I skate out of everything. If I can skate out of something from paying, I will. That's right. That's the rules. On a side note, I'd like to invite you all to lunch at Bucca de Beppo later or Ruth's Chris. Hey, listen. It's on me. If you're buying, I'm in. If you're buying Donovan's, Jay would eat with Hannibal Lecter if it was a free meal. Yes. He'd eat someone's kidney. He wouldn't question what he was eating. Hey, Ted Bundy called and let's pick up lunch. Y'all in? You guys taste like chicken. Yeah. And it's free. There's this line of catering called Jeffrey Dahmer's leftovers. Yeah, Jeffrey Dahmer's leftovers. It's free. It's free. Showed up. Just got to show up. Clown. Clown shop. It's social graces. Thank you for the call. You know, he got home yesterday and went, hey, Kim, they made me, you believe these two SOBs made me pick up a tip? Hey, you know that anniversary present we was talking about? Ain't gonna happen. Yeah. I just spent $12 at the counter and I wasn't expecting on spending nothing. Hey, honey, you know that free lunch I was invited to? Yeah, it cost me $16. Yeah. 16 whole dollars. Maybe now I can't get a new map for Call of Duty. Yeah. There's one map gone.
I don't know what I'm going to do. What am I going to tell my Call of Duty partner, Adam, now? Surfing in video games. Online gaming. Adam, my friend. Online with my friend. Surfing. Ocean. Wetsuit. Board. I like to hike. My friend. Online with my friend. Surfing. Ocean. Do you have a, are you listening right now? You have a cat? If you do, there is a story that San Diego, County of San Diego wants to charge you for the cat. I'm not kidding. And I'll tell you all about it. Maybe we talk to Jules about it. Let your voice be heard on the Mikey show. No, you got to go.
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We were talking about how Lukey is smaller than Ry-Ry, but stronger. And she said, what is going on? What are you doing? You're distracting me. Are you okay? What are you doing? Sienna, what's going on in yours? One was just choking. Oh, he's bright red. Are you okay? Nope. What are you doing? Dude, I just ate the rest of my sandwich. What is going on? He's guzzling water right now. I wonder what happened. What did you do? Did you do something, Jay? Maybe. Please don't throw up in here. Oh, my gosh. What is he doing? Oh, my God, dude. Oh, my God. My mouth's on fire. It's on fire. What did you eat? What did you eat? What did you eat? I always eat this. Frank's Red Hot. You might want to smell that. It's on fire. It's on fire. Did you put something in there? It's on fire. I switched the hot sauces. Oh, you bastard. Remember when you whacked me this morning with the newspaper? Oh, my God. What's this putting? I'm on fire, dude. What's this putting a...
napkin on his tongue. Mike, smell this. What's in that? Habanero. Is it Habanero? Yeah, I switched up for Habanero. Woods can't handle anything hot. That's Frank's Red Hot, the bottle. Wow. You put Habanero into Frank's Red Hot? Shay, you can give someone a heart attack. It tastes really good. Haven't you seen Liar Liar? Or Dumb and Dumber. Dumb and Dumber. Same thing. Do you have any chips, Mikey? You got tortilla over there? I know you do. He does have a tortilla, actually. Yes. Weird. Can I have it? Yeah. Oh, my God. Wow. Feast. You're a D, and you're a dead man. No. I told you. No more. You hit me with a newspaper right in the boys. He put a tortilla. Fair is fair. Yeah, but he can't handle hot stuff. I know. I'm going to throw up. That smells hot. Is that that hot? It's habanero. I'm going to pass out. It's delicious is what it is. Ooh, it's like vinegary hot. Jay's like a mad scientist. You just switch something into the box. They do stuff to each other that's really painful. Look at Woods. Look at him. Look at him. Look at him. Look at him. I can see sweat on your shirt. It's not that hot. Grow a pair. Woods is going to get you back tenfold. Really? You realize that, Jay. Nice beaver. Oh, boy. You're the funniest scene in any movie. I'm not. I didn't do anything. I'm going to put it on his wiener when he's going pee.
He thinks I'm not, but I am. Holy smokes, dude. Do we have almonds or anything? Please let me be there when you do that. Wow, that's weird. That's funny. You need some half and half. Woods is now drinking from his paraben-free... You want some of these? Jay's eating almonds in front of him. Jay! How hot is it on a scale of 1 to 10? 12. Come on, be honest. My stomach hurts. I put that stuff on my sandwich earlier, the habanero. You did? Yeah, it's fine. To me, it's nothing. That's my nose now. Oh my gosh. Chris just bought a granola bar. Ew. You know what works well is the half and half. I'm not drinking half a nap. Oh, dude. Jay chugged half a nap. I did. Was that the same stuff? No. The stuff you have is easy. Jay, you can't do that. I gotta go. Seriously. You do not. I gotta go. Stop it. Are you going to throw up? Don't.
Throw up. What if he had a food allergy? If you do have to, then go. Don't do it in here. I think I'm going to go home. What if he had a food allergy? Yeah. Really? Like what? Habanero. Yeah, he's allergic to habanero. Now I'm cold. I'm so cold. Are you really? Oh, wow. I'm just not defending you. Yeah, please stop defending him. I'm so cold. I'm so cold. I'm seeing a light. I'm starting to see a light. I was standing there and he had the whole newspaper rolled up and he went, Whap! That's true. Hit me right. Yeah, it was payback. No, it wasn't. It was. You got him in the rocks. I did not get him in the rocks. He's been saying every time he hits me there, he's like, we're even. And it's not because I haven't done anything to him. He pulled my pants down. Yes, you did. But how long did that go on for? For a year. Well, Sienna saw his bare butt and Chris saw the front side. Yeah. Bad all the way around. Now, that is, I would say, in guy world, I would say that that is two paybacks. Full nudity, full frontal is two paybacks. What about an eye for an eye? You should have just pantsed Jay. No. Come on in, let's do it. No. Dude, that's hot. That is hot. Woods thinks that regular Frank's...
red hot is really hot. Frank's will light me up. He thinks that ketchup is too spicy. Yeah, Sienna calls Frank's red hot ranch. Yes. You alright? I guess. We're supposed to do the incorporator. Oh, perfect. Can you? Sure. You're all fired up. I could try. You want to? Let's do it. Who should I be? I think I'll be my friend Jay. We have to tell you about the cat tax first. Yes. There's a new proposal that is going to require cat owners in San Diego to vaccinate their cats for rabies and pay the city a one-time licensing fee, which is about $25. And people with cats are freaking out. They're furious about this. They're saying, you know, basically it's a cat tax that's not driven by a legitimate need, but instead it's a, you know, an attempt to generate revenue for the city. Okay, now, I say, even though Woods is on fire right now, we do the Incorporated. It's been a while. Ah, dude. We're going to call Nancy's Nail Salon. You have to leave the room, Woods. Okay. I'm going to say this when he walks out. Look at him, look at him. I'm going to tell you this. His eyes filled with water. He wanted to cry. He's the strongest.
Manliest that I know. He's the greatest. Oh, he just... Tell he's in another room. Because he's waving it on to Jay. Oh, gross. 570-1949. Call right now. We need words for the Incorporator. And they're just regular words, okay? You don't give us weird words like yabba-dabba. You give us regular words like baseball or torch or candle. You know, just regular words. What, Sienna? What's going on? He's breathing through his shirt because his fart smells so bad. Woods is so gross. Oh, my gosh. Am I? Hollywood. Hollywood. Hollywood. 570-1949. We're going to call Nancy's Nail Salon. The idea with the incorporator is Woods will call. We'll get words from you.
And he has to incorporate those words into the conversation. He doesn't have any clue what these words are. And he's got to incorporate them into the conversation with Nancy's Nail Salon. We use eight words. And Woods used to do this at his old job for fun. All the guys in the office used to do this. And so Woods will be able to hear me. You will be able to hear me. The only person that will not be able to hear me. is the person on the phone. So whatever person answers at Nancy's Nail Salon, they can't hear me. Chris is so good. He will type these out for me. He doesn't even write them. He types them. He's an angel. He's just a little angel, that guy. If anyone needs a boyfriend, Chris is the man to fill that role. Sweet, young, good looking. Wow. Maybe you guys. Feel dirty.
Pipping him out like that. Little cougars. He deserves some love. He's a little angel. He's an angel. If you were single, though, would you guys date him or is he too nice? Yeah. Too nice. Isn't he? He's not too nice. And too sweet. If they say that, they wouldn't. I bet there's a bad side in there, huh, Chris? Is there? Is there a bad side, Chris? There's not a bad side? It's too bad. It's too good. Here's the words. Let's see if Woods will complain about these. Of course he will. There's seven, so I'm going to put one down. Let me see. See, I know what this is. Bougainvillea. I know what that is. Yeah. Bougainvillea. Via. Bougainvillea? Uh-huh. It's a plant. Yeah. How much he goes, what the hell is Bougainvillea? I don't know. You don't? It's a plant. Grundle. His favorite word. He will get mad because that's not like, he'll be like, how am I supposed to?
You know, put grundle in. It's not a real word. It's a word I made up. I'm going to put the word. Chimichanga. No. No. I'm going to use the word beaver. Lotion. Lotion. All right. And then to replace bougainvillea, I'm going to replace it with cheese whiz. What? Guy likes cheese whiz. And cheesecake. All right. Let him in. What? Jay, let him in. Oh. Oh, you're talking to me? Oh, what? Woods. Yes. Your first word is cellulite. We are calling Nancy's Nail Salon. All right? Yep. I'm going to beat Jay. Don't talk when the... Oh. Go ahead and clap, though. Year and a half. Year and a half. New to the show. Woods. Nail Salon. Hi. Good morning.
Can I help you? My name is Jason R. Isbell and was wondering about what kind of services y'all provide. Do y'all do anything with cellulite? Because my gut's a little big. Or y'all just do nails? No, it's just... Jeez, Wes. There's manicures. We have a spa manicure also, which includes the paraffin wax treatment. We do pedicures. That sounds dynamite. Listen, like I said, well, could you recommend anybody that does anything with cellulite? Because I tell you, I'm addicted to Cheez Whiz. It's cheap and it's good. It's real good. It is. I don't know anyone who's in that business. All right. I might want to start with your physician. What about Hickory? Pardon? Cheez Whiz flavor. Hickory flavored Cheez Whiz is my favorite. I know you don't really care, but that's what I'm really, really in on. Well, it sounds delicious. It is delicious, hon. Now, listen, I need to get a service. I need to come in. I'm going to need to get serviced, if you know what I mean. Wink, wink. Listen, I used to sell encyclopedias, but now I'm a producer on a radio show, and I need to come in. My feet are all gnarly because I skate and surf every day, so I need to come in and get worked on.
Okay. All right. I'd recommend a pedicure with a foot massage for you. We could also do a callus treatment, callus removal treatment, if that's something you're interested in. That sounds dynamite, huh? Sounds real good to me. Now, listen, I'm pulling a little extra weight. I'm pulling, you know, kind of a tractor behind me because I'm getting so pudgy. But is that something y'all can work with? It don't matter how fat I am. No, customers are welcome. Sure, we can absolutely accommodate you. Juice. Would you be interested in the paraffin wax treatment on your face? Juice. Juice. Now, do y'all dip my feet in, like, grape juice or something? Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. I hung up. I hung up. I hung up. I had to start laughing. Holy crap. All I could think in my mind was my mouth was on fire. I couldn't talk. What? Juice. Juice. What was it? Juice. I said juice. I thought he said something else and that you were going to say something that rhymes with that. Juice? What? What? No. I couldn't. My mouth is on fire and my stomach hurts and I'm sweating. I'm like, I can't do it.
What happened? First time for everything. Oh, my God. Wow. Had to hang up. I had to. I couldn't concentrate. All I could think of was, I was like, I couldn't open my mouth. My tongue is, like, swollen. My eyes are watering. My eyes are watering. That scared me. Holy cow. Holy cow. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Right now, she is going, what the hell? What is going on? What just happened? What did you say about gravy? I don't know. I'm going to say this. I'm going to say this. 16-year-olds are more mature than we are. 100%. Hey, I'm 41. You're 35. We just did that. My tongue feels furry right now. I felt like I couldn't talk. Thanks, Jay. Oh, that was so awesome. Oh, boy. You got me. You got me. I never thought that would happen. On juice. On juice. Like the easiest word. Oh, the full-on freakout. Santa's like, did you just say Jews? You said Jews. What's I supposed to do with that, Mike? I thought you said that. Can't make an anti-Semitic joke. I'm worried. Oh, my gosh. You got me. Not my finest day, people. Thanks a lot, Jay. That was actually better. I was like, hang up, hang up, hang up.
Mikey's face. He's looking at me. My eyes are watering. I'm sweating so bad. Wow, you are out of control. Hot sauce. Hang up. Oh, my God. You're on a roll. Yeah, he's on two, three rolls. Fat rolls. Oh, boy. Let me count those fat rolls. I couldn't think of anything. 45, 46, 47. Shoot, oh, that's cute. Oh, man, got to start again. 147, 148. This text from M1 Sweet says, I just started dating this guy. What? It just hit me again. What is it? It just hit me again of you doing that. It's not fair, Danny. Kudetami, for my favorite bit. On your face. Hang up! Catrified. You know you got me. I gotta hang up. Oh, my God. It's never happened. It's never happened. I know. I didn't see that coming. That's never, ever, ever happened. Son of a bitch. This says, I just started dating this guy that is apparently a big barbecuer. I noticed he wears his barbecue apron while he does the dishes. Man's man.
WTF dot dot dot question mark. Someone sweet. What? I mean, what? He wears an apron. I got no problem with that. What? Why is he doing dishing? Oh. Because he's at his time. Oh my gosh, L.O.B. The look. The look on L.O.B.'s face was instant. Deadly. He's at his house. Why wouldn't he be doing his dishes? Because she's there. They just started dating. Maybe she pitches in. Oh, my God. She gets used to it. Exactly. Maybe she gets barefoot. She's pregnant. I'm just kidding. Are you? Are you? Yes. What guy wears an apron to do the dishes? What girl? Unless you're Alice from the Brady Bunch. I mean, if you're barbecuing, you got one on, you don't want to get stuff on your...
On your shirt and stuff? I can't even talk right now. This is one of my favorite days that we've ever been. Payback is such a B, dude. It's going to involve you. I'm going to let you know right now, Jay. Yes. His payback will happen below your waist. Oh, boy. I know that. I might let all the air out of his tires. Just maybe. No. See, that's not fun. Oh, it's fun for me. Well, then I'll have to just remove your tires. He will, too. Get gnarly. I'll get a felony on your record. I can't even speak. Yeah, I mean, what's wrong with wearing an apron to do the dishes? Nothing. You're wearing high heels, too? Boy, I hope. You hope that that dude is wearing high heels and an apron? That's weird. Sausage. Manolo. That's my roommate. She follows me around. What are they called? Manolo Blonics. How's those Manolo Blonics? Down there in the well. Train has come off the track. Try this again. 570-1949 is our phone number if you want to call and say hi. Woods and Jay are going to be on the show Wipeout. Ladies and gentlemen, how about that? Yeah.
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What about practical tampon dreams? Well, I really like... I like the three words. I like that, but I also like how you can do like... PTD. Yeah, yeah. What do you call it? Acronym. An acronym. An acronym. Like... OMD. What about OMG? It'll be created in about 15 years. Correct. People use it for things called texting. But it hasn't happened yet. It'll happen in the future. This will be called orchestral manoeuvres in the dark. It's brilliant. You like it? OMD. It's brilliant. He's still not. He's still not. Tonight's 8 o'clock album, Devo. This guy is in the Marine Corps, and I believe he's in Afghanistan. He is. And said this on a YouTube video. Hey, Mila, it's Sergeant Moore, but you can call me Scott. I just want to take a moment out of my day to invite you to the Marine Corps Ball on November 18th in Greenville, North Carolina, with yours truly. So take a second, think about it, get back to me. All right, bye now.
Mila in question is Mila Kunis. She's the bug-eyed girl from There's Something About Eli. No. What's up with that 70s show? It's close enough. Okay. What's up? And so he sent out this YouTube video, went everywhere, and Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake were just being interviewed because they're in the movie Friends with Benefits, and the YouTube video came up. Mila didn't know about it, and Justin said, have you heard about this? You have to do it for your country. And she agreed that she will be going to the Marine Corps Ball in November in Greenville, North Carolina. I believe that she will kiss him at the end of the night because she wants to fulfill his dream of going on a date with her. That's all big time, don't you think? Big time, I think, would be making sex. They should make sex. I don't... She may make sex to him. You never know. She will not. I don't believe because she's a movie star. Can you imagine if she did, though? They'd have to really hit it off. I don't think that'll happen. He's a hero. Come on. Yeah, he's a Marine, pal. He's a good-looking guy. Yeah, sharp guy. Seems very confident on his video. If they got married, I'd be all right if they made the sex. Hit it. What base would you be comfortable with them going to? First.
Boring. Home run. Boring. Knock it out of the park. Grand slam. Boring. The cute little blonde demure librarian, am I right, who looks like she files books back in the library. With the Dewey Decimal System. The Dewey Decimal System just said, boring. First base. You and me both. Make love. Make love. Say something. I dare you. I dare you. Make love. Sex. Sex. Do it. I had to come all the way out to the grand to have the peace to be able to just say sexual stuff. Horizontal mumble. Boobies. Ain't nobody around. I can say whatever I want. Naked.
Sousin! Did you hear me, Grand Canyon? I said something! Helicopter, helicopter, helicopter! Nips! Hole! Rocket! Wand! Snake! I'm almost out of them. Erection! I guess I ain't. Anymore. Guess I ain't out of them. Try this one on for size, Mike! Wish she's here. Little Mexican with little ears. Listening to me saying all my sex stuff. I'm naked, too. I'm in the Grand Canyon. Look at this. Grand Canyon. Helicopter. Helicopter. Grand Canyon. Look at me. Make the Grand Canyon look small. Evolution can barely fit me. I can use my pinchers without judgment.
Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Oh, my God. My head hurts. Oh, Jay. Something else. Why can't I actually picture that in my head? When he got there, he would do that. Scream down into it. All of a sudden, you hear... Excuse me, sir. What are you doing? Did you just yell vagina into the grave? Yes. You can't do that. Why not? Disturbing the peace. You have to come with me and put some pants on. I don't have any. I came here. Officer, I drove out here from San Diego, and I don't have any clothing. You didn't bring any clothing? Not a stitch. But your wife and child are in the car. I told them to wait. I just wanted to drive out to the Grand Canyon and say dirty stuff because Mike don't let me say it on the radio. Can you have done that in your backyard? Well, it ain't as fun as the Grand Canyon. This is free. I can just, you know, eagles flying around.
I can just say stuff and yell it out there. I feel more liberated out here. If I was in my backyard, it's like I'm naked back there every day. It's true. So can I just, can you just let me alone? I'm not going to let you alone. You're going to come with me. I'm not, I'd rather you not arrest me, sir. Please don't. Well, you're a sex pervert, so I'm going to need to. I ain't a sex pervert. You're a nude yelling vagina into the grand canyon. Yeah, but that ain't, can you tell me what crime I've committed? Yeah, disturbing the peace. How? It's just a canyon. There ain't nobody in there. We're in a tour group on the other side of the canyon with children. Everything that you yell is just bouncing up into our campsite. They heard you say dingleberry and they were none too pleased. Yeah. It's a free country. That's a true statement. Dingle! Free country, man. All right, let's play movie plot hot potato. What do we have? Okay, now. Here's the thing. The loser gets what? The BB. All right. 570-1949. You're going to pick Woods or you're going to pick Jay. Woods or Jay to represent you. And then we're going to bounce a ball back and forth with each other. Or they're going to bounce a ball back and forth with each other. As I get the movie, they get to release the hot potato. Last person holding the hot potato is the loser.
Come on in, Jay. You can't do it from in there. I'm going to tell you what we're winning. We're winning a pair of tickets to the ultimate opening day VIP party at the Del Mar Therabred Club. He's done it! July 20th. That's close. Therabred. I will Therabred you. But it wasn't like... It's like zucchini bread, but... It's Therabred, like when it's just there. Yeah. Hi, Jason. Hello. Get away from me. Oh, we need a ball. Go get the ball. 570-1949. M1. Omar from San Diego. Yes. You got it. Hang on. M1 Mustache from San Diego. You have Jay, okay? Thank you. All right. Hang on. Now, it's going to be movies. We go back and forth, and hopefully I can name these movies up. And last person holding the hot potato is the loser. Who goes first, Mike? Jay. All right. You guys ready? Yes. Go. Oh, wait. Sorry.
Hold on. It's rigged. Here we go. A deer in the woods and its mother dies. Bambi. Dildo Baggins, all his friends. Dildo Randolph, the Lord of the Rings. Let's see. This was Tom Hanks worked on Death Row. Green Mile. This was John Travolta riding a bull. John Travolta writing. Yeah, he was. The guy Wes was in it. Oh, yeah. Urban Cowboy. Yep. This was a scary movie with Courtney Cox. This is also a John Travolta movie, but he plays Danny Kanicki. Maybe. No, Kanicki is another guy. There you go. All I Need is Some Tasty Waves, Mr. Hand. Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Sly Stallone is a boxer. The very first. This is a love story with Rachel McAdams. Notebook. Clark Griswold takes his whole family across the country. I wish I could quit you. Brokeback Mountain. Your favorite movie about sharks? Jaws. Big elephant with ears that can fly. Dumbo. Bill Murray. Who are you going to call? Ghostbusters. Caroline, come back. Poltergeist. It was out of his hands. It was out of Jay's hands. It was out of Jay's hands. I can't catch a break. It was in the air. Out of Jay's hands. In the air. Mike, you did great. The rule is. You slayed that. I know. That was fun.
The rule is, if it's left your hand, you're in the clear. Dang it. I'm running, too. He's trying to get away from me. Jay has a good shot with that BB gun. It hasn't been shot in a while. Let me just do a test one. Oh, boy. Oh, wow. One more. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Here he goes. Jay is aiming. Oh, gosh. Darn it, man. Oh, my gosh. It's been a while. Oh, it's been a while. A rough day. I know, dude. Oh, man. Man, Woodsy. Smarts, dude. You guys want to play Wheel of Pain now? That's smart. That's smarts. All right. Mike, I have an update on the 11-year-old girl that was reported missing in Escondido. This morning is breaking news story in Escondido. An 11-year-old girl was reported missing, and she has been found.
She was, in fact, in the apartment complex where she lives. She was last seen last night around 8.30 p.m. near the pool of her complex. And at 11 p.m., her mom reported her missing. She's only 11. It's not like her to call and check in. But she was in another unit of the apartment, a friend's unit. And this morning, police went and knocked on all the doors. But for whatever reason, they didn't answer the door. They didn't know it was the police is what they said. So she is found and she is safe. Thank goodness. Jasmine Robinson. She probably wanted to spend the night at her friend's house and just didn't tell her mom. Fell asleep or something. Oh my gosh. You want to kill your kid yet you're so happy that your kid's okay. Oh my gosh. I mean there's dogs sniffing everywhere trying to find her. It was crazy this morning. It's good news. It is very good news. This email is probably one of the most sensational emails we've ever received. And I know that this email, well, first of all, it's from M1 Anonymous, but the email that it was sent from, I can tell was like they made the email address to send this. That's how wild this is. But they'll know who they are. Guys, I got myself into a situation and I'm not looking for a lecture. I'm looking for advice.
I've been with my boyfriend for a little over a year now. If you do this email on the air, please do it before 9 a.m. When we first started dating, there was a night when me, him, and his roommate went to a Padres game. We all got pretty drunk, and the one who is now my boyfriend passed out when we got back. One thing led to another with me and his roommate fooled around. One thing led to another and me and his roommate fooled around. We never really spoke of it and it never happened again. Now I'm getting pretty serious with my boyfriend and the roommate just started texting me. The gist of his texts are he wants to hook up again or he's going to, quote, tell. He's dead serious. Has anything like this ever happened to you guys? I'm freaking out. How do I backpedal out of this one with a bunch of question marks and one anonymous? Now.
First thing I thought was, is it really true that a human being with veins and blood and flesh would do that? Would say to someone, look, we're either going to do it or I'm going to tell him what we did. Absolutely. Yes, Jay. You believe there are? Well, I mean, I believe she's telling the truth. I believe there's monsters out there. Obviously. More like rapists. Yeah, isn't that rape? It's not rape. Kind of. It's blackmail. Yeah. Blackmailing for sex. Yeah. Go ahead and tell. Whatever. Well, that's the end of that relationship for sure. Not necessarily. Not necessarily. Maybe. Maybe. Oh, yeah. I just thought it through. Oh, for sure. It doesn't specifically say that they were together.
when she hooked up with the roommate. It says they went out and she says, who is now my boyfriend? When we first started dating, it says. When we first started dating, there was a night when me, him, and his roommate went to a Padres game. So they were dating. Okay. You know who that doesn't happen to? Well, of course. She just said she didn't want to lecture. Oh. I forgot. I forgot. I forgot. I forgot. Holy cow. Passive-aggressive. It's true. No, he's right. Isn't it a consequence? It's a consequence, I guess, man. All right, so let's... All that aside, what the hell does she do now? Tell the boyfriend. Yeah, you have to. It's the only admirable thing to do. If you don't, that's gross. You can have that guy beat up, maybe. Well, you know what else? What, do you think that's the last time he's going to pull that on you? No doubt. His...
The roommate is going to get the crap beat out of him, dude. He's going to get the crap beat out of him by the boyfriend. Like, no question. You blackmailing my girlfriend for sex, I'm going to kill you. Why didn't she just call his bluff? Yeah, that's what I would do. I'd call the bluff. Say, go ahead. Go for it. It was a year ago. It was a year ago. It meant nothing to me. I was hammered. I regret it. You're disgusting. You're going to get your A kicked. Up and down the... Up and down the, you know. He's probably not. You know, it's definitely a breakup because it means A, she cheated on him. Yeah. And B, you know, that's pretty sloppy behavior. It might not be considered cheating. Yeah. There's some gray lines there. Some gray area. We were new in the relationship. It was new in the relationship. And, you know. Ass clown. Are they wolves? If you haven't referred to him as your boyfriend, it doesn't count as cheating. If you're a wolf. If you're a wolf. If you cover your poo with your paws, then yes, you're right. But if you don't cover your poo with your paws.
Then you're a cheater. Some gray line. Is there? It's so gross. It's not like she just hooked up with any random guy. You're a skunk. It was the roommate and it was probably at their apartment. Skunk. She thought she was safe and her boyfriend goes and passes out. I've been that guy. Skunk. The pass out guy? No, I've been the guy that does stuff like that. What a creep. Yeah, it was a creep. All of them. Yeah. Two out of the three of them. Hey, this is a girl creep. I know. 570-1949. M1 screenwriter from San Diego. You guys are missing an important point. What? If you elicit sex through force or through fear, that is a felony. What that man has done, and she has text to prove it, she has to hold the text, she has to go to the authorities. If she gives in because of fear, that is a rape. Unless...
Unless he was vague about it. Yeah. She said the gist. If we do it again, or I tell, if that creates a fear which causes her to give in, a rape has occurred. She says the gist of his text is he wants to hook up again. Okay. I mean, it's hard to prove. How do you say somebody got raped if she willingly had sex with him? And he's given her a gist that, hey, I want to have sex again. You said, or I will tell. That's what you said when you read the letter. That is the fear part. You do this or I'm going to tell on you. That's against the law. It's not vague. It's against the law. You cannot elicit sex through force or through fear. She hasn't given in. She cannot give in. She goes to the authorities. This guy will disappear. He will go away. Yeah, but guess what? One call from officer whoever says, you just threatened to rape this woman. But guess what? It doesn't solve her problem. Right. Well, I didn't say she had to go to her boyfriend. She had to go to the authority. Right, but it doesn't solve her problem. Also, the roommate's gone. Hey, where did Joe go? Hey, Joe, you owe rent today. I had to move out. You're in jail. What are you doing there? Oh, well, I was harassing your girlfriend because we boned about two weeks ago and two months ago. Thank you. Hey. I appreciate it. Well, what are you going to do? You tell the truth. You go, hey, I got to tell you something. I cheated on you.
With your roommate. Are you still there? Hello? Hello? Are you still there? Before we were together. Before we were committed. Oh, gross. I thought you were into it. I thought you were into boyfriend. Yeah, I thought you were into boyfriend fetishes. We were all drunk and I thought you were going to join in. She wasn't sure which one of them she wanted yet. Yeah. Maybe that's what it was. That's one of the filthiest things. Yeah. Try them on like a hat. Besides you going, boring. I'm in a mood. Oh, boy. Really? With the hard boy? Oh, boy. Whoa, that was weird. That was really strange. Oh, boy. That was a little over the line. Yeah, hard boy me? The hard boy. Don't hard boy me. Stop saying hard boy me. Please stop saying hard boy. Please stop saying hard boy. Please stop saying that. I stopped saying it 10 minutes ago. Stop saying hard boy, man. You're screaming hard boy. Brianna's on. Okay, all right.
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Really cool thing about the Del Mar Fair, the San Diego Fair, excuse me. They are donated nearly two tons of food that was left over from the 22 days to needy families. North County Food Bank picked up all the unused food. It was stuff like potatoes, zucchini, onions, all before it was deep fried, so it was all good to go. Also, I thought you guys may want to know, Rebecca Black, the girl who sings Friday, has a new single. It's going to be released next week on July 18th at 8 p.m. on her YouTube channel. It's called My Moment, her new song about her life. Woodsy, what's going on in sports? Well, tonight is the Major League Baseball All-Star Game in Arizona. And tonight it'll be Roy Halladay for the NL against Jared Weaver for the AL. It's going to be very exciting. And also updating a story yesterday about Adam Pacman Jones. He got arrested for resisting arrest and public intoxication. However, he may have violated his probation and may be going to jail in Las Vegas. Oh, wow. They will see.
You may have heard about this story. I got an email from a listener who wanted us to get the word out about this. It was something that was kind of personal to me because we actually lost a family friend in the same way. It's been on the news. There's a website called findourfathers.com. It was Sunday, July 3rd. About 2 o'clock in the morning, there was a fishing boat that capsized 300 miles south of San Felipe. off the Baja coast. Now, we lost a close family friend in the same area. And so when I heard about this, it touched me. And we have Richard on the line. Richard, are you there? Actually, Frederick. You're Frederick. Okay, now, is Richard the person that you know that is your father-in-law? No, I think the names got mixed up when you guys called in. Okay. I think got mixed in mobile because I'm using a cell phone, but no. My name is Frederick. Frederick. Okay, so, Frederick, tell us your story and how listeners can help. I'm not sure how in-depth the woman goes in the story, but basically, you know, my father-in-law went down there with his, basically 19 of them have been rescued, but seven and the one fatality. And basically what we're doing right now is, you know, our whole aim of this is to find our fathers and bring them home.
In the beginning, originally what our cause was was to extend the search window because the Mexican government had informed us that, you know, they had a standard operating procedure of 96 hours and that would be it. So, of course, you can understand how frantic we were to make that search window extended. You know, we saw it coming down to an end. You know, especially when we found out, you know, the resources are actually being allocated down there. And, you know, in the beginning we were told that it was a Mexican Navy joint effort. Coast Guard only had a minimal presence down there. The American Coast Guard. Yeah, the American Coast Guard. Right. Because this is sovereign territory. Sure. We have to be invited. And even then, it's under their guidelines. But once we got this ramped up, and we got so many people to help, we got...
In a very short period of time, by the way, in a very short period of time, because this happened July 3rd. Yes. So, yeah, we didn't know what we were doing. We reached out to friends asking for advice. And, you know, we were basically told, you know, you use social media. And the thing is, my wife and I, we've used Facebook, you know, casually. But, you know, we're definitely no pros when it comes to, you know, using social media. So we had other people tell us, you know, set up a blog. So, you know, we were just kind of winging it and just... Kind of like we didn't know what we were doing at all. Well, let me interrupt for a second, Frederick. Let me interrupt. Frederick is the son-in-law of one of these men that's missing that was on a fishing trip with 27 others, 16 crew members. And there are still seven guys that are still missing. Yes. And your father-in-law is one of them. Yes. Okay. Now, how can we help? Well, basically, we have a petition set up on our Facebook site. We're asking people to help sign it because there's two things that we're looking for right now. One, we're asking for people in the area who are going down there to just be on the lookout and look for them because we do believe they're still out there. And please forgive my naivete because I have no idea about this stuff. But they've been out there now.
for over a week, and it is possible that they're still alive. Yes, I mean, we understand it's a slim chance, but as long as we continue to do this, we have to have hope. Okay, and the Facebook page, how do they find you on Facebook? If you go to Facebook, if you just go to Facebook, we type in Find Our Fathers, and it'll come up as a community page. Okay. And when you go there... What people are doing is they're repeatedly posting the links for the petition site. And when you go there, you can just kind of add your signature. The reason we have the petition for that is to the searcher. The family has been pushing for a dive. You know, we want to be realistic about the fact that, you know, maybe some people didn't make it off the boat. The story we're hearing, it happened so quickly. Some people may never have known what happened. Yeah, I mean, do we know from the people that survived? Was it a storm? What happened? There wasn't so much as a major storm. From what we're hearing is, you know, we saw the animations on TV. You know, the two storms just kind of turned the boat over. And that is completely inaccurate. So what happened? But what we're being told is the boat was slowly taking on water through the back. I can only tell you what I've seen on TV and from what some of the survivors have told me because a lot of them had already gone to bed. But from what I've been told is the backside.
the boat was on waters over a period of time, you know, after a certain point, it just, you know, it started lifting. Yes. Now, it did lift at an angle, you know, to one side, but it didn't roll over the way we were told. Okay. And it sounds like if it was taken on water slowly, it probably happened very quickly when it did happen. I'm talking to Frederick. He is a son-in-law of the missing fishermen, one of the missing fishermen. And if you want more information on it and if you want to help in any way, go on Facebook, type into the search area, find our fathers. And Frederick, if there's anything anybody can do, we'll send them there. One last thing we ask is, you know, when it comes up on Facebook, it'll come up as a community page. And you'll know you're at the right place because the status is the missing poster. We also recently set up a website. It's actually findourfathers.org. And there's additional information there as well. Got it. All right, Frederick, good luck. And we'll keep watching on TV and praying for you. And we hope everything turns out okay.
Thank you very much. As long as you guys continue to pay attention and watch for us, it'll help keep our cause going. And I appreciate your time. You got it, man. Thanks. So that's Frederick. Big story. We've been talking about it here in the news because it happened on Sunday, the Sunday day before 4th of July. So it's a slim chance, but hopefully something happens and they're able to find these guys. Let's see. Thank you to Jersey Mike's for bringing in all the food today for everybody that's hanging out in here. Best sub across America by the Travel Channel. Never had it until yesterday. Probably one of the best sandwiches I've ever had. Really good stuff. And they're going to be in here all this week. And they just they use really fresh ingredients, really good food. They got a new location opening up in the college area on College and El Cajon, August 17th. And they already have locations in Mission Valley, Point Loma, Mira Mesa. And you've got to check them out because they're really, really good sandwiches. Mike, do you think the Isbell family will be feasting on some Jersey Mike sandwiches this week? For the rest of the week, yeah. Winner, winner. He probably took some home yesterday. My guess is Jay took some home yesterday. I did. Jay also wanted to let one of our listeners pay for the lunch that we went to. Yes. Then you were going to pay for me. Right. Right.
But when things changed. The listener said, let me get this. We said, there's no way in hell that you're going to pay for our lunch. And Jay said, wow, he offered. Right. Didn't he? But I paid for the tip. Because we shamed you. Yes. Repeatedly. Yes. Because I was expecting a free lunch. Right. And I didn't get it. Otherwise, he wouldn't have joined us. I went home. I would have joined you. We'd just gone someplace where not as expensive. Yeah, you know, like a cart. A beach snack shop. Yeah, one of them, you know, like a roach coat or a Mexican. Yeah, one of the Mexicans pushes them carts. Hey, Kim, we got to get one of the Mexicans, pushes the cart, and then we can eat for cheap all the time. Costs too darn much going to Henry's. If we get a Mexican, got a cart, those are them cheap tacos. You got like a quarter of taco. That ain't bad. Woods has new releases. I do.
They're out today. Oh, look at you all prepared, Woodsy. It happened. The new alkaline trio, Damnesia, is out. The country guy from that show. Blake Shelton. What's his name? The country guy. That country guy. That country guy from The Voice. He's got a new record out called Red River Blue. It's not his song. You guys ever heard this? I played this song for Sagey. You did? Yes. A long time ago. When you made the announcement that you were pregnant, I played a song, and this was it. God gave me you. Baby say. There's more here than what we're seeing. Conspiracy. There's more here than what we're seeing. It's some kind of conspiracy. It's for the sky, honky. Oh, gosh. Why that?
Mikey's new, or Mikey's, one of Mikey's favorite gals, Colby Calais. All of you. And you said about her before we... Oh, boy. You said it was a lovely yellow dress she had on. Oh, goodness. See-through yellow dress. I said she looks like a girlfriend. And I said I would break up with her. And then Sienna said, that was a weird thing to say. And I blushed and didn't realize I'd said it out loud. You would break up with her. Yes. Okay. Why? I feel I've said enough. We don't. Have you? Explain yourself. So you, Mike Esparza, would break up with Colby Calais. I know that you find this really hard to believe. I do. But I've broken up with people before. I haven't only been broken up with. Colby Calais type people? Yeah, Colby Calais. She's gorgeous. That echelon of hot? Well, yes. Yes. Were they inflatable?
Well, yes. I've dated really pretty girls. I'm not saying that you haven't. You married a very pretty girl. Very attractive. Very. Yeah, here was the thing with Colby Collier. Okay. Grammy winning Colby Collier. She's adorable. It's just Calais. Calais, yeah. Why am I saying Calais? Yippee-yay. I believe that she has what I call the 10-minute look. Oh, no. Oh, gosh. Uh-oh. Oh, boy. You just get venom spit at you from both sides? The 10th minute. Oh, Sienna just gave me Sideway Jaw. Do you know what Sideway Jaw? Yep. It's where you're so mad, you turn your jaw to the side. Girls do it. Yes. When they're mad. Very good at the Sideway Jaw. You've done it, Sienna, to guys.
Diez minutos, Miguel. What is that? Yes. What is it? Elaborate. Incubus has a new one today. Yeah, they do. What's the 10-minute look? Okay. The 10-minute look is when a girl is really super pretty. Yeah. But they're so pretty that it's like it burns out like a rocket. It doesn't make sense. Woods. Mm-hmm. Does it make any sense to you? Yeah, because like you're overcome with it and then it goes. Yeah, it's one of those deals where it'll, you know, it's like a balloon. It fades because, you know, maybe they turn out they're crazy or something. You're like, it's not worth it. Their hotness is not worth it. Colby Calais is not crazy. She's using it so hard. What? Oh, it looks like she's so weird. She's working it really hard. Her look, she's like giving you all the smoldery. What? Smoldery. Yeah, I think she's working too hard. She seems innocent and adorable. Jay thinks any woman that is in entertainment is giving him the look. No. She's giving me the look. I think she's giving everybody the look because it sells records. It's smoldery. Yeah. Is it? What? It's going to burn out. What? Is it shmoldery? Yes, it's shmoldery. Hey, listen. I'll take a bologna sandwich. Give me some shmoldery, a piece of lettuce, and a tomato. All the shmoldery. The new Incubus is out today. If not now, when?
I just told you today. Girls need to have a little something wrong. They can't be too right. They got to be a little wrong. Well, everyone has something wrong. See, but some girls have this almost perfect look. Don't you know what I mean? Like, I think that, uh, what's this black swan? Natalie. Too perfect. 10 minute girl. It burns out. For her, it would be her voice. It would be about five minutes. I'd be like, all right, you're great. You're a ballerina. You won an Oscar. Big deal. 100% in. You're so classy. Everybody loves you. You're so great. Oh, my gosh. Hillary's going to walk in here and burn me with her eyes. Yes. She's going to walk in here, and she's going to go, 10-minute girl. You're dead. And my head will catch on fire, and I don't even have hair. It's a true story. It's true.
Also, the new Sublime with Rome is out. Yours truly. Why don't they? Why? Oh, legally. They don't? Probably not. Probably Bradley did or his estate. Awesome, though. Awesome. When it sounds like they're basically putting out a new record. Same bit with Alice in Chains. You know? Yeah. Theory of a dead man. The truth is. They got good, tasty melodies. I'll be humming that 20 minutes from now. It's the first time my ears have ever heard it. All of good melodies. And one of the nerdiest bands of all time, Yes, has a new record out called Fly From Here. Oh, my God. And scene. This would be a good movie scene. I was just thinking. Are you ready? I got it. Are you ready? Here we go. It's a murder mystery. Okay? It's a murder mystery. Okay. Takes place in Norway. The detective.
is on a high-speed train, and all you're seeing going by the windows is... And then the countryside. The camera shows looking out the window, looking back at the documents on his lap. He takes his glasses off, and then the next scene is he's fallen asleep. That's all I have right now. It's good. I was going to tell the youngsters in our audience if... you want to assure yourself of not making out with a girl, play Yes with her on a date. Just play Yes, and then you'll never get to see her naked ever. Trust me. Is Yes owner of a lonely heart? Yes. Yes. Yes, it is. Does anybody else want to take a crack at this movie? Zero percent. Okay, fine. I've got one. Okay. We're in New York City, the Bronx. Yes. This guy is in his apartment smoking cigarette after cigarette.
He's got his shirt off. They're montaging back to scenes of him with a girl. Gets up suddenly. Runs down the stairs. It's raining outside. And he's just sprinting. Sprinting through the streets. You like rain and sprinting. Yes. You've used rain and sprinting before. And men running back to women. I believe these are all lies. No, it's not lies. It could be like a horror movie and I would say it has to involve a clown and you would go, okay, I got it. You'd be like, the clown is running down a street made of candy canes. And it's raining. And he's sprinting. No, sprinting clowns aren't scary. That's actually the most airplay that that song is going to get on the radio this year. Trust me. What else, Woods? That's it, my friend. Out on DVD today is The Lincoln Lawyer with Matt McConaughey. There you go. Yeah. Easy, Matt. He's a friend. Hollywood. Easy, big time. Easy. Let's make some noise with our live studio audience. So I'm going to be telling you about why...
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The raid went down after some undercover cops had purchased drugs inside the club. So during the raid, four female strippers and two female bartenders were strip searched in front of about 20 male cops. Now the rule is under Florida law, when you do a strip search, it has to be conducted by someone of the same sex and no one from the opposite sex can be in the room observing. Now 20 male cops were watching. As four female strippers and two female bartenders were completely strip searched. Nude. Creepers. Yes. None of the girls. Were they already nude? Yeah. It's a search, really, at that point. Yeah, it's a search. Well, the bartenders, you know, it's whatever. None of the six had any connection to the drug deals, so they were innocent in that. Just hardworking strippers. And the girls decided to sue, and they won. $195,000. To get naked. But they already get naked, bro. Yeah, but that's very violating. Violating. Yeah. Aren't bartenders just strippers and waiting? What? Bartenders. I said. I said. Aren't bartenders just strippers and waiting? If he doesn't get heat for that, I quit. I ain't gonna. I ain't gonna get nothing. I know.
Oh, Jay, you're so funny. Yes, I'm a bartender, but it's no big deal. L-O-L. L-M-A-O. R-O-F-A-J. So funny. I'm the funniest person I've ever seen. That's me talking to myself. Are all bartenders just strippers and waiting? No, just strippers and waiting. Bartenders just strip joints. That's not what you said. That's not what you said. No, you know what I meant. It's like going... Let me see. That's the analogy. It'd be like... If you went to a nail salon and you... Weird that you first thought nail salon. Yeah. That was strange. Are you just thinking about all your appointments this afternoon? Your what? Appointments. Spray tan. I hate Maggie! What on your appointments this afternoon? Your appointments. I'm going to get it out of my system. Play it!
But just a word, I didn't actually say it. It'd be like Jay saying, aren't all women prostitutes? Oh, wait. He said that. All women are essentially prostitutes. Because they'll let a man pay for their dinner and then have sex with them, and that's what a prostitute does. Even if they're a married mother of six. Right. It's a prostitute. So because you have breasts and a vagina, that makes you a prostitute. They don't even need to have breasts, really. That's true. They can be flat chested, be a hooker. I don't need boobs making somebody a hooker. It's J-A-Y-R-Isbell. Just a willingness to participate. All you gotta do is cut your own steak and then we go home.
Hooker? That's drinking to every woman listening. I know you work at the bank, but it don't matter. You're a prostitute. And you know it. You know it. I know you're a lifeguard, but hell, aren't all lifeguards just hookers and waiting? Right. Hey, listen. I went into Wells Fargo the other day. I looked at that teller straight in the face first. She said, are you the geezer bandit? And I said, no. I said, hey, Renee. You a hooker? She said, no. I said, you ever been on a date? She said, yeah. I said, did he pay? She said, yeah. I said, hooker. How much, hooker? Prostitute. Whore. Whore. You can't hide behind that name badge. Yeah. You can't. Isn't that right? Renee. More like re-naked. More like whore to me.
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I wasn't even there, and I believe you. Everybody in the golf cart was like, what's he doing? What's a golf cart? What's he looking at? What's a golf cart? Let's make some noise with our live studio audience in here. Poor Jay. Came on a good day. All day. All day. Tonight's 8 o'clock album, Devo. You're it. Freedom of choice. Lauren was stung by a bee. Palm of her hand by the thumb. Her hand swelled. And then she went to the doctor yesterday. I did. I went to the doctor. Yes. Now, what happened? So I went to the doctor. I normally would not go. But everyone was telling me that it was not normal and swelling wasn't going down. So I did go and the doctor said it was a bit of an allergic reaction. Although anytime you have a reaction to a bee, it's some degree of an allergic reaction. Well, did he say that it was an allergic reaction? She. Did he give you any medication? She. Did he tell you what you should do for the rest? The doctor was a woman.
Did he give you like an idea? The doctor, do you not know the difference between a man and a woman? So are you saying that it was a man that had sex reassignment surgery at Johns Hopkins University? No, I'm saying it's a woman. Your doctor's a transgender? No, I'm saying it's a woman doctor. So his assistant helped you. Oh my gosh. So you're a nurse practitioner. A nurse practitioner. Oh. Now. Lest anyone think that we are sexist, we do this because it raises the blood pressure. Yeah. It raises the blood pressure of our friend L.O.B. Yes. Where you can almost see her head pop off of her shoulders. And we're sexist. It makes me laugh so hard. I can barely. We can handle it. We can weather the storm. Hang on. We can weather the storm. You guys. You can do it. Sexist. This is a female doctor. She's gone. Look at the wreckage. Oh my gosh. It tore everything up. It tore everything up. It tore everything up. It tore everything up. It tore everything up.
Oh, man. Is the sun making noise? It's a beautiful day. It's the birds chirping. So, what did she say? Are you finished? You guys over the shock that it was a woman doctor? We weren't shocked. I'm pretty sure Mikey has a female doctor. I do. All of my doctors. Sorry, it was too easy. It was right there. What could I do? Come on. Lady parts. It was right there. What could I do? I love you. I'm sorry. I know. It was teed up, dude. So what did she say? She put me on some over-the-counter allergy meds and then a prescription for an antibiotic because it had gotten a little infected. Then this is the part where I'm not listening. She told me to keep my arm raised over my heart. This is not. Were you bitten by a rattlesnake at some point and we didn't know about it? No. She said because of where it is. All the blood will pool and go down there, so you're supposed to keep it up. But this is a tip for everybody listening. Stung by a bee? Anyone. She said, and I guess I missed the memo on this one, she said you should have had Benadryl with you at all times anyway. She said anytime you have... But we can't just go around carrying Benadryl. I know, and that's what she said. She said all of us should. Just keep it in your purse. I'm going to from now on. And she said anytime you get stung...
it's going to get worse than the time before. And so she said it'll just increasingly get worse. And especially since I was just stung a couple months ago. So everyone out there, keep Benadryl and take it before you have a reaction. You can count it. Brilliant. My doctor said my lantern. Anyway. Where's the beef? We're just going to do slogans now for seven minutes. Little yellow, different. Did you guys know that there's a new bit? It's... It's a cultural thing. It's a United States of America thing right now. And I know that it is because I heard it. When something happens that's going to make it into pop culture, it happens swoopingly. Everybody hears about it at one time. My brother said while we were out in Phoenix, have you guys heard about planking? Okay. Planking. Raise your hand in the room if you've heard about planking. Okay. Okay.
So planking is like a thing right now. It might as well be called leaning. Like imagine if somebody decided that the new workout thing would be that they lean against a wall. Because planking is you just put your belly on a chair and you go flat. Yeah. But you do it in weird places. I love these planking now. Oh, look at that plank. Dare me? You dare me. No, I don't dare you. You'd lose a hand. You would lose. Your hand. She was going to slap her butt. If he had slapped your butt. HR. I would have gone, what? What? Wait a minute. She's so hard to read. That's good to know. Good to know. Bow Wow thinks planking is racist. Yes.
He got on Twitter and said black folks planking don't even know the origin. Apparently, they're saying that the rationale behind planking is from the slave trade and mimics the way slaves were packed onto the ships. Maybe it's to tighten abs. So basically, in other words, lying face down and posting a picture of it on Facebook is mocking slaves. I mean, is that what he's trying to say? Like millions of people are like. He got us, man. He figured it out. He said slaves and we can't, I mean, what can we do to that? We thought we were going to create an exercise fad that would secretly be racist. Bow wow. Got us. He got us. Well, did you guys know that P90X was in fact created by Adolf Hitler? Yes. That's what they did. People are still trying to wrap their finger around.
this and try and figure it out. And they're saying that there's another piece of evidence to support his theory that it's racist is that slave ships had plank collars, which were the wooden pieces that the slaves were bound to. You know what it is? It's piratist. Yeah, you're a pirate. You make people walk the plank. So pirates think it's piratist. Well, when I used to go to Long John Silver's and I was a little kid, they called them chicken planks. Yeah. It was chicken slaves. Yeah. Well, it's actually the start of a yoga pose, so I guess anyone that does yoga is racist. You're yogatist, you're piratist, you're racist. That's ridiculous. There's a picture of Richard Simmons planking on our Facebook page right now. Is that real? On your cell phone. It's a poster that you had Jared from createyourdesignonline.com make for your ceiling. Bow Wow is not the only one to say this. Exhibit, who's a rapper, tweeted. Oh, so Bow Wow and Exhibit. He tweeted, Planking is the, the, all caps, dumbest crap.
That may be a true fact. Planking was a way to transport slaves on ships during the slave trade. It's not funny. Educate yourselves. Then he posted a link to the Black Urban Times. He kept going on and on about it too. That just exhausted me. I'm exhausted now. Officially. Is planking good for your butt or your abs? Neither. Neither? You start into it in yoga and then you go into like a half locust. It's a bit. These people are doing it as a bit to be photographed in a planking move. So the object is to be taking your picture of planking in a weird spot. Yes. Oh, really? Yeah. So it's not an exercise thing? No. People have died planking. They've fallen off signs. One guy died in Australia. Yeah, there's people have fallen off signs and been hit by trains. Oh, I completely misunderstood. I thought planking was an exercise bit. It's a photograph funny thing? It's like for Facebook and, yeah, to send to people. You plank in different places. Plank you. Plank you. Plank on your manager's desk, you know, and you get pictures like that. Oh. On a McDonald's counter. That's rad. That was passive-aggressive. Minus the passive. Oh, the McDonald's counter.
A taco shop, Mike. Yeah, or a burrow. A burrow would be really good. Getting your nails done. Getting your nails done. Getting a massage. You're planking when you're getting a massage. On the shoulders of an INS agent. Plank there, Mike. Right on the border. No, I'm talking about the restaurant. On the border. Mike, why don't you plank on the whole restaurant? Again. Or do they have a restraining order? Yeah. Mike Sparza. They have a weight limit. Oh, my. Oh, he cuts so deep. Oh, so deep. He cuts so deep. Direct. How are you, Hill? I'm good. I just brought L.O.B. That's actually a kid's dose, but I wanted to show you that they have them. I carry them for my daughter, but she also carries EpiPens because my daughter has a crazy nut allergy. Those things are crazy. Anaphylaxis, the nut. So anyhow, but I have those in my purse for backup EpiPens. You know what stinks about that is the only way you know is that they have to...
have a reaction. I wish that there was some kind of test that you could do to determine it because I don't know that we've ever given anything to Luke or Ryan and I'm kind of freaked out. What if they have an allergy? We don't know. That's how we found out because they do do the prick test, the skin test, they can do some blood tests but they do the prick test on the back and that's how they find out but you couldn't just do it to every kid. It's not that fun. Anyhow. What do you got coming up, Hill? There you go, L.O.B. You know, I was thinking about it. There are a bunch of really good shows this summer, so this next hour, hour and a half, I'm going to highlight some of the shows, talk about them, play the bands that are coming, because there's so many good ones. That's cool. Yes. Awesome. The lovely and talented Hillary is up next. Enjoy the rest of your day, and we'll be back here tomorrow morning at 6 and do it all over again. The Mikey Show's out. Good. Financial Media Station. I'll bet our corporate office can beat up their corporate office. FM 94.9. It's about the music.