The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 07/13/10

0:00KBZT San Diego, a Lincoln Financial Media Station. The new home of The Mikey Show. FM 94.9. Yeah, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Guess who got their bar stucks? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little too much? No, I'm perfect. I'm perfect. Ready to go. You're perfect? Yeah. Yeah. Feeling great. 570-1949 is our number. Call us right now. You want to get on the air? It's your opportunity. Or text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. It's the best way to get a hold of us. Mikey Show's on the radio. We are made up of five people. Myself, Woodsy, Lauren, Sienna, and Jay. We all range in age. The next birthday will be Woodsy. His birthday is the 19th. It's coming up next Monday. The kid's going to be 35 years of age.

3:00You look younger than that, dude. Do I? It's good. It's a good thing. I feel old, dude. It's a very good thing. I'm really down. Are you starting P90X because of your birthday? No. I'm starting P90X because I'm fat. Oh, wow. Why are you down? What do you mean you're down? What are you talking about? I'm just down, dude. I don't like getting older. I hate it. Me too. I remember when I was 18 and I was young and full of life and vigor. You still are. I hear you, bro. It sucks. We have different realities. When you were young, it was your swing and hip days. Yeah. When I was young, it was my obese Mikey days. Yeah. You know, and now as I mature, I know more and I'm also, you know, coming into my own professionally. When I was younger, the guys that I respected. were the dudes that were older. Yeah. So now that I'm in my 40s, I'm like, oh, yeah, all the guys that I respected professionally, they were in their 40s. So now I'm feeling, you know, you know, I think for me, too, it's this is a whole new career for me also. So it's like, you know, six months in, I'm like, I'm loving it. It's the greatest thing ever. But still, you know, you're like, got to keep, you know, just got to keep that momentum going. You know, it's a whole new it's like I put.

4:17the breaks on one part of my life and started a whole new bit. Yeah. Which is rad. And it's awesome, exciting every day, but scary at just the same. 35, dude. I've been doing some deep thinking. I could tell. Can you? Yes. It sucks. You're not the same jovial. I don't like it. Have you guys noticed or no? To be honest, if you haven't, you could say no, Sienna and Lauren. You have not noticed, Lauren? I keep telling him I miss the old woods just because I don't like this diet nonsense he's on. Yeah, the diet stuff is so different. I'm like, woods, get a Pop-Tart, man. That's the woods I know. It's so fun to see him with a big donut in his hand. Yeah, I love that woods. You like diet woods? Well, it's not a diet. It's a lifestyle change. Now, Lauren, is his new lifestyle going to be that in five years we see him in here with one apple and then later on in the day eating a little baggie full of turkey? Now, if that's what his new lifestyle will be, I'm all on board. I hope he just – food really affects your overall attitude, how you feel. So he'll start to feel better about himself, and I hope he just continues to eat healthy.

5:37I can tell he's just in a... Oh, man. I told Jamie last night, I go, I'm in a funk. And she's like, what is your problem? We live in the most beautiful city in the world. You have a beautiful wife, house, dogs. Great job that you love. I'm like, getting old, dude. I like it. That's it. I'm fighting it, man. I'm fighting it. Hey, if you're not getting old, it means you're dead. That's true. What's your deal, L.O.B., with getting old? You look so young. It doesn't matter what I look like. It matters what you feel like? But you feel young, don't you? That is my age on my birth certificate. But don't you feel young? How old do you feel? I feel like I'm like 25. You do? That's good. I do not. That's fantastic, L-O-B. That's great. Yeah, but that also means I'm like, I don't feel like I'm making decisions someone my age would make. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, I see. I think you're doing good.

6:30Thanks. I think we all need to just lift up your heads and just be okay with where you are. I wrote Woodsy yesterday and I said, kid needs his spirits lifted. Yeah, guys. You know what I mean? I canceled my trip to Vegas this weekend. I know. Tried to be responsible. I know, dude. I'm telling you. I'm about to go to the vending machine and get you a Pop-Tart right now. Something got into me. I don't like this talk. Something got into me last night and I was like, yeah, we should probably just save the money. And I'm like. Who are you? Like, I was looking in the mirror. I'm like, who are you? I was really bummed for you. I think it's a bad decision. No, it's a good decision. That's crazy. I just want to hang with the wife and kids this weekend, play a little ball. Kids? Yeah. My dogs. My dogs. We call them our kids. It's our children. He's got five doggies. I got some good news to lift you up. I'm ready. Admiral Thad Allen. Hey, hey, hey. We like school on Sunday. Sounds just like Admiral Thad Albert. It does. It really does. It really does. Thad Allen. I'd go by Thaddeus. Yeah. If I was him. He's got some great news about containing the oil well. We're going to put a containment cap on the well. And then we're going to slowly start closing the valves associated with the oil that's coming out of it. And we're going to do what's called a well integrity test. And that will actually tell us whether or not we can actually close all the valves and withstand the pressure that's inside that.

7:57whether or not we'll have to produce oil to relieve the pressure. Either way, we're going to be very close to containing 100% of the oil and with the possibility that we could actually shut in the well. Those are two very positive prospects moving forward. Talking about 100% containment, by the way, if they can do that. Well, they put the new cap on. It was on, installed by last night. And, I mean, they're going to do tests today, like testing the 18-foot, 150,000-pound cap to see if it can withstand all the pressure from the oil. But British Petroleum has successfully lowered a new containment cap, did you hear about this, over Mel Gibson? So that's a good point. We'll be breaking all of that new audio down in just a bit. Scintillating. Yeah, there's all new Mel Gibson audio out, which his girlfriend, it's his girlfriend, right, Sienna? His ex-girlfriend now, baby mama. Oksana. Gregorieva. Wow, that's good, Sienna. I've been doing gossip type stuff for a long time. She's got it down. Oksana Gregorieva. All the beautiful Russian women are named Oksana. Oksana. Yeah, it's like every name. You want to talk about that at seven? Yeah, so we'll talk about that at seven. And she said, we played audio yesterday of her saying, I did not know.

9:21where this come from. I did not know where audio come from. Maybe somebody find and leak. Maybe somebody I talk about is in mirror. This stuff is supposed to be worse audio. Doesn't that always blow your mind when something, finger quotes, gets out? It's one of two people. If you have a sex tape, it's one of two people. You did it or the person that you did it on camera with sent it out. I think the new claim is, oh, it got ripped off. It did it. I would have that thing, any of this stuff, hidden so well that nobody would ever find it. People put it on their computers, though, and they don't realize that people can hack on and find it, and it's just all bad. It's crazy. So anyway, that's the deal with that. I am... You guys know this. The audience knows it to a certain extent. But how conflicted I am with playing the Mel Gibson stuff because I'm not big on gossip. You know, I don't like to do the gossip stuff. Mostly because as a guy, I'm just kind of turned off by it. But I also believe that gossip is bad. Don't you think gossip is usually hearsay?

10:46Or do you think it's talking bad about anyone? What do you mean? Like, what do you define as gossip? Because gossip is unsubstantiated rumors that are just people going. But if there's actual audio, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I'm getting to. In other words, I'm conflicted about gossip. So in my mind, the Mel Gibson thing falls into, in my mind, falls into the gossip world. But upon further examination, I go, is it? Maybe it isn't because what it is is news. Well, like at last week, the story came out that there was audio last week and we didn't talk about it. Not until the audio was actually here and we had valid proof. Here's the audio. You can hear Mel Gibson's voice. And I prefer that. You know, I have I'm weird about gossip because there's different degrees. So, like, if it's Kim Kardashian, I'm like, nope, not interested. It's Mel Gibson. I'm like, oh, yeah, I want to know.

11:47Yeah, that's the difference. Iconic for us with like the lethal weapons and all the movies he was in. And now you're seeing the deterioration of somebody. And it's crazy because when I was, you know, when I was younger, dude, Mel Gibson, you look at Mel Gibson like what a great guy. Like he's funny and he's action. He's an action star. And now you look at him, he's an idiot. And there was also the Mel Gibson that had been married for 100 years with nine kids and he'd been married forever. He's a family guy. He'd been married forever. The Patriot. Yeah. He's a patriot. He's a patriot. Braveheart. Yes. William Wallace. Yeah. And dude, he directed The Passion of the Christ. Exactly. I mean, he was. And so for me, it's like. There's different degrees, man. If it's a big, big person that I really know and used to respect, I want to know what's going on with them. If it's some, you know, no talent clown, then I'm really not interested. Well, after his debut of Passion of the Christ is when things started to turn for him. He started to come out as an anti-Semite and all that stuff. It's crazy. Which even the movie was given the, you know, that the movie was anti-Semitic. Yep. Which it isn't. And then he was given.

12:59This thing, he was anti-Semitic, which according to what I heard, it sounded like he was making anti-Semitic remarks for sure. I have that movie and I just look at it every day and I've never watched it. You've never watched it? I've never seen it. What do you own it for? I own it and I'm like, I got to get in the right headspace. Maybe this week will be a good time for me to watch it. Great. On your birthday. On my birthday. I watch it on my birthday. Yeah, Woodsy's been down. We need to lift. The kids' spirits. I'm claiming it's just because you've started this new lifestyle change and you've been preparing for it. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. It's a good thing. It's a good thing that you're trying to be healthier. But it does. It's like a bummer. You have to get into your mind like, man, I really have to watch what I eat. And that weather got me for a couple weeks too, man. Living in Portland. Of course. Got me. I don't know how people do the Seattle thing with the clouds and the rain all the time. I couldn't. Well, they say it makes you appreciate the sun that much more, and it's a very active community up there. I've been there, and I was like, oh, my God, never live here, ever. Oh, my gosh, I would not want to. It'd be you waking up every morning. That's right. We have fun things to talk about. We have so much stuff in sports to do that we're going to get to a little bit later. In-N-Out has revealed some secrets. They haven't.

14:22A New York chef has. Oh. Let's do a little investigating to find out what makes the In-N-Out burger so great. So apparently. Me and Woods just instantly looked at each other as if to say, is it? It is. Is it? Gentlemen. Is it? It's my wife's favorite. My wife will choose that over anything. I love it. Of course, now that I haven't been able to eat food that I normally eat, I'm like, oh. I'd kill a man for an In-N-Out burger. Isn't that how it always works? Well, this chef, Josh Capone, he managed to slip into the kitchen after placing an order at an In-N-Out in Vegas. What a creep. What a creep. Really? He just like snuck back there? Yeah. There's audio of him talking about it and stuff, too, because he got back there. But he said that there's one little trick he picked up from In-N-Out, and it's a secret tip, is after they flip the patty, after it goes on the grill and they flip it, they put some mustard on the raw side before they flip that side. And apparently, like, the Dijon flavor cooks off and deepens the flavor of the meat or something like that. Yeah. That's interesting to me. And I guess it works on the grill, and it just really brings out flavorful meat.

15:31Do you guys have Brahms here? You don't, do you? Do you know what Brahms is? Nope. It's a place down south, and they have... The burgers there are unbelievable, but they soak their patties in pickle juice before they cook them. They're amazing. Really? Amazing. 100% in. Oh, yeah. You like pickles? You would die. I do like pickles. They're so good. I like bubble gum, too, though. Try it next time. All right. So there's that. Oh, we have... The best places to live in the United States of America. And what's your bet that San Diego's on there? Number one, right? You would think. I have the top 10. Depends on when they did the survey. They did it in the last month. Yeah. No, definitely not. No. I'll start with number 10, Rogers, Arkansas. Now, this is based on job opportunities, fiscal strength, schools, low crime, good health care. What about weather? Does that factor in? I'm sure it has something to do with it. It has to, right? It is from Money Magazine. Does it say? I got it from Yahoo. Yahoo Magazine. Yahoo Magazine. All the things for raising a family, like all the good things, which is how it made this list. Rogers, Arkansas. Never heard of it. Number 10. Is IA Indiana? Yeah. No, Iowa. Iowa. You're so good at those. What is it? Ames, Iowa. Yeah. Number nine. Fishers, Indiana. Really?

16:59Overland Park, Kansas. Really? This is no joke. Best place to live in the Midwest. Yeah. Yeah, brand new house there is $150. Oh, yeah, exactly. Fort Collins, Colorado. McKinney, Texas. Oh, that's Dallas. Yeah, it's Plano-ish. Yeah. North. Bellevue, Washington. Really? Blah. Yeah. But it's crummy, cloudy, rainy. You live next to the Cullens. Yeah. M.A. Massachusetts. Massachusetts. Newton, Massachusetts. When I see MA, I think Maine. No. ME. Why is it ME? Maybe we have a little quiz. I know. I'm not good at those, obviously. Because MA was already taken. Columbia. Missouri. Missouri. MO. No, MD. Maryland. Maryland. Yeah, I was like, wait, no, that's not Missouri. That's great. How about they give me the state and write it out? How about they spell it out first? Why wouldn't they just do that for me? Why do you have to torture me? Why do you have to abbreviate everything? What's your point? MN, Minnesota. Not a girl. Yes. There you go. Eden Prairie. That's number one. Eden Prairie. Hey, babe. We're going to Eden Prairie. I want a divorce. I want to go to Eden Prairie. What is that?

18:11Some place that's butt cold. I promise you. Well, that's why I asked if it came from Money Magazine because it has a lot to do with the economy, the school systems, all that. Yeah, that's what factors into it. It's just, really, do you want to live there? It is from Money Magazine. Oh, it is? Yeah. Nice. Money's top ten list. I'll pass. I'll pass on all of them. Those are the top ten. So what was number one? Eden Prairie. Eden Prairie. Oh, boy. I vomit. Like what about San Diego, Austin? I think it's because you can get like a big house there and there's like a lot of schools, hospitals, all that. Yeah. Oh, great. Yeah, it's just that you're in Eden Prairie. Yeah, you live in, but the caveat is you have to live in Minnesota. It looks beautiful and everything. It's just that the deal is, is that if you want direct TV, it'll take you four weeks to get a guy out there. There's no wireless internet there. No wireless, yeah. Dial up. The picture that they have here. You know what's playing at the movie theater? Kramer versus Kramer. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. The picture that they have here, it's like I would expect them to be riding around in covered wagons. Unbelievable. Yeah, what if Garrett walks in and goes, hey, Mike, we're sending you guys to Eden Prairie. Lincoln Financial Media is sending you guys to Eden Prairie. Absolutely not. The good news is $1,000 gets you a mansion. Oh, wow. I bet it does. It probably does.

19:31570-1949 is our number if you want to give us a call. Again, we're going to be breaking down the Mel Gibson audio just after 7. We've got a lot of stuff coming up. Oh, and about 7.30 this morning, when we do our commercial break at 7.30 this morning, you're going to hear from our new sponsor, Hoyle's House of Pants. That should be good, yeah. Hoyle's House of Pants. Anything like the House of Pain or just totally different? Totally different. Completely different. Tell me about the zombies, Sienna, that crashed on the freeway in Portland. In Portland? In Portland, yeah. They're on the freeway, and these are people dressed as zombies going to some zombie-themed party, apparently. You guys know, by the way, that just like there's a vampire culture, there's like a whole zombie. Underbelly of the United States. How does that work? They get into it. What is a zombie? A dead guy? It's the undead, yeah. They eat people and they walk around real slow. Are they wrapped in... No, that's a mummy. That's a mummy. Yeah, they wear normal clothes, usually tattered.

20:44And they're the undead. They're very sallow skin. They're very sallow skin. And, you know, sometimes they're coming apart. Ew. And when they get to you, you know, then you become a zombie. They eat you. They eat you. They bite you. And, you know, depending on how much they take out of you and what's left, you become a zombie. I wonder how mad the Cullens are that they're moving into Portland. Right? They're like, you know what? The Cullens are in Forks. Are they? Washington. Yeah. The Northwest is a very popular area. They're like the suburbs. They don't want to live in the city. Yeah. It's a hotbed. Well, they got into a car accident in this car full of zombies. They got out. Because their reaction time is so slow. Everyone was fine, but people driving by and witnessing this, they immediately thought it was really, really bad. Because they were all messed up. You don't expect to see zombies on the side of the road. It's a terrible accident. They're like, oh, this accident is awful. You guys are all, uh. Uh. Oh, my gosh. People got in such a bad accident. Their face is eaten up. Are you hurt? They're all fine, though. I'm just a zombie. I'm not hurt. I'm just going to a party. That's ridiculous. Let's see. 5701949 is the number. Or you can go ahead and text and message us, 949mikey at gmail.com. So the NFL announced Vincent Jackson's official suspension yesterday.

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26:47I'll get it out of there. Anyway, they're clearing it off the freeway. There is congestion. Oceanside on the 78 eastbound between Jefferson Street and Rancho Santa Fe Road. We're seeing a little bit of a delay in the upper 40s right now. This report brought to you by the Zoological Society of San Diego. Every morning at 11 a.m., experience the thrill of elephant rush at the San Diego Zoo's Wild Animal Park. See it in person, or you can watch it live daily on our elephant cam at wildanimalpark.org. I'm Stacy Cohen, FM 94.9. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I make up lyrics if I don't know them. Lauren. One of the reasons I don't like paper plate. Wasteful. Woods. I'm a butt grabber. I'm a boob grabber. Zienna. That's why I keep the antibacterial hand gel in my purse at all times. And Jay. There's no doubt in my mind there is only one soulmate for everyone. On FM 94.9. So raw. Woodsie, why was Will Ferrell hanging out last night in the Home Run Derby? Well, he's a... He's a... Big sports fan, number one. And, you know, he just stopped by. He has a new movie coming out. And Derek Jeter's actually in the movie, which I didn't know until last night, which was pretty interesting. But I can't remember what it's called. The Other Guys is what it's called. It's he and Mark Wahlberg. Yeah. So he went in and just kind of shot the breeze with the guys that were calling the derby. It was pretty cool. Here he's talking about being with.

28:30I meet a lot of, obviously, actors and famous people, and I'm never really awestruck by anyone other than pro athletes. And I do get to kind of hang out with some of these guys and get to talk with them, especially in Anaheim Stadium where I grew up as a kid going to ballgames. It's pretty surreal. What? Has Will Ferrell become serious? No. He definitely did not become serious. Okay. I am only asking because there does come a point. in every comedian's life, where in interviews, they're like, and then something happens, and they go, you know what, this was just, I thought this was going to be a good vehicle for me to be able to, and you're like, really? Most comedians I've ever met, though, are actually super introverted, like, shy, not really the life of the party clowns that you would expect them to be. I would say, almost without exception.

29:31that all good comedians are broken. Yeah. All good comedians. They got, they're wacky. Skeletons. A lot of skeletons. Skeletons. I agree. Myself included, you know, if you consider me a good comedian, but maybe, maybe you don't. But if you do, but if you do, no, I'm being serious. I mean, I'm being totally serious. Most people that are really, really funny, we've got stuff that's, you know, clowns are the saddest. That's why I love that movie that Sandler did, Funny People. It was like watching Adam Sandler. The real Adam Sandler, though he's playing a character. You can picture that as his life. I hope not. Two things can be true at one time, though. One thing that's true is that as a comedian, we have broken lives. The other thing that can be true, though, is that the audience wants us to be clowns. And so when they meet you in person, they want you to honk your nose.

30:28They want, you know, yeah, unicycle out. Yeah. Myself included, by the way, when I hear Will Ferrell, I want him to be wacky Will Ferrell. Whenever I see him in any circumstance, that's what I want. Wacky Will Ferrell. Even though if I meet someone, I'm bummed out if what they if they have an expectation. Yeah. Well, he was standard. He was super goofy last night. And I don't know if we have the audio. Yeah, we got what you guys. Here he is talking about Jeter. If he would have said two words to me, I would have been able to tell you. Boy, the guy's got an entourage a mile long. When he says no eye contact, he means it. Really? He slapped me a couple times. Other than that, he's great. That's what I love. I love it. That's what I want. You ever heard his Harry Carey? It's fantastic. He did it last night at the game, and they're like, all right, let's get a little Harry Caray. So a guy hit a homer, and he launched into his Harry Caray impersonation. Hi. Hi. It's long gone. Yeah, it sounds like me. It's mocking. Yeah, it sounds exactly like L.O.B.'s imitation. Yeah, just like me. It sounds just like L.O.B.'s imitation of Woods. Yep. So anyway, there it is. Love the guy. Love Will Ferrell.

31:41He's a very funny and extremely intelligent guy. I think he went to like... Went to USC. Did he? Yeah. To USC? Yep. Sweet. Panel coming up. Well, it is official. The NFL has suspended Chargers wide receiver Vincent Jackson for three games without pay. He is eligible to return to the team Monday, September 27th. Actually, they'll be playing the Cardinals the next weekend. So he can be back in time for the Cardinals game. Only one problem. Doesn't have a contract. Oh. That gets in the way. He's really backed himself in the corner. Gets in the way of a person's play when they don't have a contract. Yeah, it makes it really tough to go out there and sacrifice your body if you're not getting paid. But like I said, he's eligible to come back to play the Cardinals. He can also practice and play in the preseason. If, by some miracle, they're able to get him secured under contract. Right. Nobody really thinks it's going to happen. I sure hope Josh Reed works out. I'm sure Phillip Rivers is stoked that his number one receiver and his left tackler, neither of which are under contract. Yeah, great. It's going to be great for him. Yeah, really great. His blind side's unprotected, and he has nobody to throw to. Fantastic. Should be a great year. David Stern, the NBA commissioner, has fined Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert.

33:05$100,000 for his comments, for negative comments about LeBron. He basically said, hey, these are incendiary comments and you don't need to make them. You're a professional. You're an owner of a basketball team. Here he is on the hour-long special that LeBron did. Cut one. His performance was fine. His honesty and his integrity, I think, are shined through. But this decision was... ill-conceived, badly produced, and poorly executed. Wow. Yeah. Wasn't a big fan of that hour-long special. You know what's funny to me is that he fined the owner of the Cavaliers for saying negative things. Right. He's just saying negative things. Negative things. He's just saying it nicer. Exactly. You know what I mean? Yeah, he's not going to fined himself, though. But here he is on the owner of the Cavaliers, Dan Gilbert. Catalyzed as they may have been by a hurt. With respect to the manner and the fact for himself, for his team, and particularly for the people of Cleveland. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. All I want him to do is pick it up a little bit. That's all I want him to do. So understandable. We're ill-advised and imprudent. I'm talking to my uncle. Sounds like he's lying in bed. Notified. His head on a pillow. They will be fined $100,000. This is a clip of David Stern.

34:27At La Costa Spa and Resort with cucumbers over his eyes in a robe. Catalyzed as they may have been. Sipping on a tea. Sipping on a tea. Pina colada. Yeah, sipping on a pina colada with a little umbrella sticking out of the top of it. Well, understandable. We're ill-advised. Having a street robe. Yeah, somebody's filing his toenails. Notified, Cleveland, that they will be fined $600,000. Wake up, David. Thank you. This is a happy place. Well, I know what Woods is going to talk about. I know what he's going to talk about. I can tell. David Ortiz won the home run derby last night. Cut three, David Ortiz. Boston Red Sox. He has to mention it. Big Poppy. Hi, Poppy. David Ortiz. Cut three. There's a lot of people that they don't know how hard we work to play this game, how many up and down we have. Not everything is roses and flowers. You know, you got to deal with the dam so you can get up. Well, tonight, dude, you got to tip your cap. The guy hit some bombs last night. Yeah, he played good when he... When he have the right kind of motivation. That's right. When he look...

35:44At the pinstripe, sometimes it's the right motivation. And you know what's funny? He had a Yankee throwing to him. Throwing his batting practice. Did he really? Yeah, Tony Pena, the Yankees coach. So are they just throwing him right over the field? Yeah, they just groove him in. Just like the Wii. They groove him in. Yeah, just like the Wii baseball. That's right. I win that every time. That a boy. Well, tonight is the 81st Major League Baseball All-Star Game. The American League has won 13 consecutive years, man. And this is, like we talked about a little bit yesterday, The All-Star game is a huge, huge, huge deal because it decides home field advantage in the World Series. And that is, I mean, if you're a baseball fan and your team's in contention, like your team is here, you want your team to have a home field advantage. Absolutely. So tonight's game is, you know, it's a nail-biter, man, every single year. But like I said, the AL has won 13 years in a row. Here is the American League manager, Joe Girardi, cut four. We're going to play the game. We're going to play the game hard. But we expect the guys to play the game right. And they know how to do that or they wouldn't be here. We're going to do whatever it takes to win. I challenge that. I don't believe you'll do whatever it takes. Really? What if whatever it took meant tackling someone? I don't believe you'll do it. I don't believe. Within the rules, Michael. The guys that you have in your lineup may not be guys that are accustomed to bunting, so we'll take that into consideration. But whatever it takes, we're going to do, and we're going to try to win this game.

37:06They're not going to go out and Tonya Harding anybody. They're going to do what they need to do. And then here is the National League manager and obvious Rhodes Scholar, Charlie Manuel. A home field advantage. Joe's talking about definitely comes into play. My team's been in the World Series the last couple of years. And we definitely know the importance of that. And that's exactly what we're going to try to do. Sounds like Clinton to me after a pack of Marlboro. It does. It does. Is that it? That's it, brother. That's it. It's Woods on Sports. Okay, 570-194-9 is our number if you want to give us a call. The Mel Gibson audio coming up after 7 o'clock. And if you don't know what that is, is Mel Gibson went off on his girlfriend. She taped it. It's been a question like whether or not she taped it. I did not tape it. You didn't? You taped it. Somebody come in my house. How come we can hear you perfectly plain as day? I don't know that. We hear. I know it. We hear it on. You come in my house. I didn't tape you. I think you taped. I didn't tape you. I didn't. Mikey. I hear you perfectly. I hear him on the phone. That can only. I don't hear perfect. You.

38:20Isn't that perfect? Now I'm Mexican. Why are you so calm? Yeah, why are you Mexican? Why are you calling Mexican? That's correct. This is the second set of audio, too. We played some yesterday. Now this is new stuff that just came out yesterday. It's like she's releasing Lord of the Rings in a trilogy? Yeah. I'm sure there's more to come after this. So tomorrow is Return of the King. Yeah. Great. I don't know what that means. I know. We just play along. You like girls. Droid. Greetings. Greetings. So the panel is where we bring up some of the big topics of the day. And myself, Woodsy, and L.O.B., Lauren O'Brien, we'll discuss. First one is how they're coming up with some new way for us to get rid of wrinkles. It's called the vampire facelift, guys. Yeah. And basically... It's a new kind of cosmetic procedure, and it doesn't require injecting any acids, fat, or toxins into your body. In fact, the main ingredient is the person's own blood. Okay, here's the topic in this. Is our appetite for vampires satiated at this point? Or, no, no, no, I want more vampire. Or, are we going...

39:46You know what? I'm pretty much done with vampires. Woodsy? Yeah, what's next, man? I mean, you know, vampire cars. You know, it's getting ridiculous. Vampires are not real. Ladies, ladies, there's no such thing as vampires. No vampire is going to come to your house, knock on your door in Cleveland, and whisk you away. Why do ladies like him so much? To the afterlife. I don't know. Why would you want to get bit and live forever? They're like Robert Cullen. Lauren. Robert Patton. I think that they're calling it the vampire effects so that it sticks in people's heads because of what's going on with Twilight and True Blood and all that stuff. But I don't think it's like people's appetite for vampires that this new procedure is being put out there. I just think it's a way to market it that's memorable. This period in our culture reminds me a lot of when Carrot Top was big. I am just waiting for it to end. I just desperately want it to end. And what I'll do is I'll wait on the sideline as the game plays out in front of me and just wait for the seconds on the clock to tick down as maybe the vampire stuff freaking goes away. How do you really feel? Whatever. Oh, my goodness. How long have you been talking about wizards? Blah. Oh, yeah. Wizards?

41:06Yeah, she's right. Harry Potter, bro. It's the biggest sensation in the world. It's been going on for a long time. Now, Lord of the Rings is cool. Lord of the Rings has been around for a long time. What else? I'll defend Lord of the Rings, all right? One best picture, bro. You'll be doing it by yourself. So did Twilight. You did not. You did not. There's a new story out today, and it's, what does your workspace say about you? And there's a whole bunch of different examples, but I'll give you the gist of it. And basically, if your office has... Me and Woodsy just looked at each other because he's got the dirtiest workspace in the world. Do I? Not today, right? No, today's legit. Yeah, it looks like you're real put together. Kids growing up. You know that. Look at that. But if you see an office and there's always an open door, there's candy in there, a comfortable guest chair, photos of people on the wall. That's an inviting office to where, you know, that person's a professional. I'd like to go in and talk to that person. They, you know, they take it seriously. However, if the door is always closed, they don't even have a guest chair. Or if they do, it's covered with files. There's no pictures up. And that, you know, not very professional. My question is.

42:18First of all, well, what do you think about that and who are you when it comes to that? But second of all, I wonder where everybody stands on, does my stuff really say anything about who I am, Woods? I think it does, man. I think, you know, this is the first time I've ever had my own office at my home. And you've seen it. Very comfortable, warm place. Great workspace. I try to keep it as clean as I can. And, you know, I think. You walk in a person's office, you're going to know a lot about them. So tell me about you. Oh, yeah. I mean, I think it's organized chaos. Organized chaos. That's me. Another example is like if you put your degrees on the wall, like you're a type of person that demands respect. My degree is on my wall. Oh, wow. Respect me. Yeah. My GED was thrown away years ago. But, you know, Lauren O'Brien. I think everybody around here in particular, we have a lot of creative people in the building. And I noticed everybody has a very inviting and unique office around here. It's a big open door policy. I, for one, I always, even if I'm in a hotel room, try to make the place seem like it's mine in some way. I'm not super materialistic, but I do think it says things about who you are. I'm not sure what my workspace says about me, but it can be defined with the word clutter.

43:38All of my home office space is really beautiful, but really cluttered. Here, my desk is a freaking mess. There's stuff everywhere. I've got bottles. It's a graveyard of Fiji bottles. Yeah, it is. And I feel powerless to be able to change it. And I mean that for real. Like, if I get it in my head that I'm going to change that, it doesn't last. It lasts maybe a week, and then it's back to... BS. It's just terrible workspace. It's always cluttered. What does that say? It surprises me because when you come in, you want things a certain way. You're so meticulous. I can't go to bed at night unless things are put back the way that they're supposed to be on my workspace. Me and you are the same in that we're sort of like serial killers in terms of our meticulous needs to be in order kind of deal. You know, I don't know. Well, they say that if you have messy piles and papers all over the place, then that's a person you shouldn't be doing business with. You shouldn't be doing business with me. See, I don't have that. I'm telling you right now. See, I define mine as organized chaos because I have piles, but I know what everything in that pile is. Nobody else could decipher my weird system. Yeah. Listen, I think that that is entirely correct. I would say to somebody, don't do business with me. I would. I would say I am completely unorganized.

44:58However, I would do business with me. Me personally, I would do business with me. You know your ways. Because I know my stuff. But to somebody else, I go, come on. What's the matter with you? You're better than this. Truly, truly better than this. Okay, now the last one is, we all know who Erin Andrews is, right? How do we know who Erin Andrews is? We know Erin Andrews because she's the beautiful sideline reporter for ESPN that had a creep. put a camera a video camera up he followed her from city to city when she would stay in hotels and he put a little camera up their peephole and he videotaped her while she was naked yeah right and since that has happened she has been on dancing with the stars where she got third place she's now going to be on the show college game day She's always been on that. No, they say that now she's joining the expanded college game day football show as it enters its 24th season. And she's also going to be popping in regularly on ABC's Good Morning America. Woods, where do you stand on Aaron Andrews' success essentially coming from something really awful? I'm conflicted because I really like her. I think she's really good and she's really smart.

46:13Hot. But I remember her coming out after the peeper. And she's like, I just want my privacy. I just want my privacy. And then three weeks later, she's on Dancing with the Stars. I had a problem with that. Yeah. Yeah, I did. I can completely see that. L.O.B.? I think she's making the best of a bad situation. I think if she had to do it over again, she wouldn't want that guy to do that. And she'd probably take where she was before that happened. Because that... That sense of being violated will follow her forever. She was already on her way up, and now she's just making the best out of what she can. My take on Erin Andrews is, what do I got with Erin Andrews? What do I have with Erin Andrews at all? She wanted to do whatever she wants. She got peeped at. That's the most tragic, awful, horrific thing I can think of. And so if she went through that and came out the other end of it, do whatever you want. The only thing I would have an issue with, and I would have a serious issue with, is if she, because she's clearly exploiting it, which I have no problem with. The only thing I'd have an issue with is if she exploited it to do Playboy. That, to me, would be like, so wait a minute. You're taking something that was sexual in nature, and you're exploiting it sexually in nature? That's filthy. That would be filthy, but she's not. She's dancing with the clowns.

47:34Wearing little outfits all the time. If she exploited it the other way, yeah, I would have an issue with it. Well, how much she wanted to be was a journalist. And now she's using this opportunity, her little 15 minutes, albeit from a bad situation, to further her journalistic career. Yeah. I got no problems with that, right? 570-1949 is our number. Where are... Am I disorganized today? Is it... Is it a day? My brain feels better. Does today end in Y? Yeah. I'll tell you this. My brain feels way better. I feel like I'm thinking correctly. Here we go. This is what I wanted. What's that half-capped latte, pal? Yeah. It helps. It helps me a lot. Yesterday, Sienna was at Target, went into the bathroom. While she was in the bathroom, mom walks in there with her son. Yeah. The son. in your estimation, is at least seven or eight years old. Mm-hmm. How do you feel about that? I mean, when I saw him walk in, I was done washing my hands, and I saw him come in, and I could just tell from his face that he was embarrassed to be in the girl's bathroom. Mm-hmm. And, like, I could see, because there was a few people in the bathroom at the time. Other, like, women were kind of looking, like...

48:54Really? You're going to bring the little boy in here right now? Like, he's not that little anymore. Because, what, that's second grade, I'd say. Yeah. And, I mean, I didn't necessarily have a problem with it because I would be scared leaving my child outside, too. And you were done. And I was done. I was done, yeah. It wasn't like he was sticking his head under the door, which some kids do, which is real pleasant. Hey, 5701949, what I want to know is... Yeah, women or dudes, you know, mostly I want to know from you dudes, if you're at the urinal and a woman walks in or a guy walks in and he brings his seven or eight year old daughter. Now, well, think about it for a second. Cover it up, boys. Yeah, your business is all out. Right. But think about it for a second. If I got a seven or eight year old daughter, do I really want to leave her by herself? At a Target. No. When creepy pedophiles are walking around. Yeah. Could walk off with my seven, eight-year-old daughter. Do I really want... What do you do? What do you do? Because at the same time, is it... Should we be walking our seven, eight-year-old daughter into a bathroom where dudes are in there, adult men? Hey, this is a private situation here. Isn't there always some sort of like separator or something? Couldn't he walk in first and say, stand over here?

50:18There is. Because that's an age where you stop seeing your parent of the opposite sex naked. Like you don't see that anymore. And so, yes, there is a separator between the urinals. There's a partition between the urinals. But it isn't a curtain. And guys, men know that there's a rule you don't look. Little girls don't really know that. Maybe you have that talk with your little girl and say like. Shut your eyes. Shut your eyes. I don't want to leave you out here by yourself, but there's going to be grownups. And where does she stand while you are at the urinal? By the sink. Yeah, it might depend on the bathroom, but you might say stand right here or you could walk her into the stall and kind of shield her. I don't know. Yeah, I've had little girls. Really, guys, is there a big deal about, I mean, like they haven't seen it before in the first place. Yeah, but not some stranger. But the stranger's not going to walk. I mean, how many times you walked in the bathroom and just walked around with your junk hanging all the time? No, but I don't. At that age, little girls aren't seeing that. But maybe you explain to them it's something natural that they're doing. This is how boys go to the bathroom. I'm not really. Hey, wait a minute. The risk is greater than the embarrassment. I'd say bring the kid in. I'm not really concerned about the, hey, little girl, here's what you're going to see. I'm more concerned about, hey, guys, sorry, man. Sorry. I know you're trying to be in a private area doing a private thing.

51:42I know that your junk is exposed. Maybe you do your best to be discreet and shuffle her into the stall. Oh, my gosh. Now you've got a whole other list of problems. Now you've got a whole other list. Now I'm in the stall with my daughter while I'm... Well, you can put her in the stall. Right, but you're in there with her, right? No, you're in another one. You're in another stall? Or you're at the urinal or whatever you've got to do when you're in there. Jay, you've got an eight-year-old. Right? Boy. Seven-year-old, does Kim take him into the bathroom? Absolutely. Really? Yeah. Wow. And he could care less. He didn't care. I'm sure. No, he's not in there going, seven-year-old, he's not thinking, oh, good. No. I guarantee the little boy I saw, you could obviously tell he was embarrassed. I bet you were in there when you were seven, Woods. I probably was. I don't remember. I probably was. Oh, well, I also remember back in the day, you would go into stores. Parents would go into stores. You leave your kid in the car. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. I remember somebody trying to open the door. No. Yeah, the car was locked. No way. Yeah, somebody tried to open the door. Trying to get little cubs? Oh, my gosh. M1 Waterboy from Oceanside. You there? Yeah, I am. What's going on? I was just going to say, yeah, father of three girls. And when I'm out without my wife, the two older ones, now the little one you can't do it with, but the two older ones are seven and ten. And what I do every time is if I got to go, I tell them, hey, you two.

53:04You're going into the girls' room together. Stay together. When you're done, come out. Wait, like, by the exit of the ladies' room until you see me. And by then, I usually beat them out anyways. That's probably a good idea. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. But what if you're alone with the little one, then what do you do? Well, she's got to go in with me then. If she's really little, then obviously there's nothing else you can do. Yeah, she's too. I'm holding her, so, you know, she's not seeing anything. Hey, I'm one water boy. We appreciate it, dude. Thanks for the call, man. You bet, guys. Bye. Thank you, man. So we told you we're going to do what we are. New audio of Mel Gibson. And I will tell you this. It is very, very sensitive content. It has been censored but is still very, I don't know, vulgar in nature. So we're going to do that next week. We've got breaking news, Mike. What do you got? New York Yankee owner George Steinbrenner is in the hospital. He suffered a major heart attack. He's 80 years old. Really? Yeah. The Mikey Show now. 570-1949. Or text 949Mikey at gmail.com. More of The Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. In a time long ago.

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58:55Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. KBZT San Diego. Lincoln Financial Radio Station. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I don't like rain. I like sunshine. Lauren. If you don't use it, you lose it. Woods. I got one word for you, dude. Get Zienna. I was a really good student. And Jay. Please grow up. On FM 94.9. Welcome back. Woodsy has breaking news. George Steinbrenner, owner of the New York Yankees, has passed away. Very, very sad. 85? 80. 80. What's the deal? Massive heart attack? Massive heart attack. Let's see. He was born in 1930. So, yeah. Is that right? 80? Yeah. 80 years old. Massive heart attack. And he's been in really poor health the last few years. Doesn't really have a lot to do with the team at all. Really, his sons do. Hal and Hank. And, dude. Legend.

1:00:41I mean, you can love him or hate him, but the guy was absolutely, you know, for me, growing up a Yankee fan, that's the rough day. Same week as Bob Shepard? Bob Shepard, yep. 11 pennants and seven World Series, man. He bought the Yanks for like nothing and turned them into the New York Yankees. How long has he had them? Since the 70s. Yeah, for a Yankee fan, it's got to be like... he's the father of the team absolutely right yep it's rough that's rough i was that's pretty that's a bummer for me man for sure what if you were you know now it lies on his kids are the like face the organization right what do you do to honor him does the team play Or do you go, we're going to take a game off in honor of... No, I don't think you'd take a game off. You play. I would think he would want them to play. Absolutely, he would. Right. And you make a big to-do about it, and you do a tribute. And, you know, I mean, there's a lot of those players. I mean, Jeter's been there forever. He's really close with George. Oh, I'll say. Very, very close. Pettit, Rivera, Posada, those guys have known him for 20 years. Even as somebody that doesn't have any allegiance to the Yankees, that's...

1:01:59Really a big, big thing, Steinbrenner. You know what he paid for the Yanks? Huh? The net cost for the group that bought the Yankees, which he was the majority owner, $8.8 million. Oh, wow. They're a billion-dollar franchise. $8.8 million. In the 70s? In the 70s. Let's see. 73. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Rest in peace, Big George. Massive heart attack. George Steinbrenner dead at 80 years old. It's a big deal for Woodsy. He's a big Yankee fan. Grew up a Yankee fan. 570-1949 is our number. And if you want to text us, 949mikey at gmail.com. So yesterday we played some of this audio of Mel Gibson. He called his girlfriend. Oksana Gregorieva. Man, you're good with that. Thank you. Oksana Gregoriova. Gregoriova. And he goes off on her. Now, they asked her, where do you think this came from? And she says, I don't know. Really, you don't know? Because we hear you clearly on the tape, which means that it's recorded in the same room with you. And we hear him on the phone. And, I mean, at least with the last audio that we played yesterday, her responses were like, yes. No. No. When, you know.

1:03:29I'm sure the things he was saying to her, she probably would have reacted a little harsher, more harsh. Yeah. Well, there's more audio today. I was conflicted about it because I'm like, you know, what do I do with this? As a person that doesn't like rumor, doesn't like gossip, what do I do with this? And I examined it and I went, well, it isn't really gossip or rumor when it's in the news. It's a news story. He's not gossiping about anybody. He's not. This isn't. Now, in fact, it goes to the point that last week we talked. Sienna was saying that the news of this was kind of rumored to be out there. Yeah. But we didn't actually have it. Yeah. We didn't mention it. We didn't bring it up until this audio came out. So this is new audio of Mel Gibson talking to his girlfriend. Then I will go to Alessia's right now. Why don't you. He is a sick dude. There is venom in that voice and venom. Yeah. He's really a sick dude. Sounds like he's acting the role of a villain. I know. He's gnarly. Hey, I don't know about you guys. I've had some pretty heated arguments with my wife before. Yeah. I hope I never sounded like that, dude. That's scary. Good God. If I have, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. Honestly, if we said that that was him acting, I would say...

1:05:30He's overacting. Bravo. I'd say bravo, Mr. Gibson. Really? I would be like. I'm terrified. I'm terrified. I would say we have to do it again, but this time, you know, you have to. Take it. Yeah, because it's almost so over the top. Nobody sounds like that. Nobody sounds like that. I have no friends. Wow. I mean, it's really over the top, but boy, that guy sounds, he's not okay. He's not okay. Now, I've always said that anger is hurt. sadness, and fear, all anger. Somebody wrote me the other day and they said, dude, so I was thinking about your hurt, sadness, and fear thing. And it doesn't really make sense to me sometimes because I think it's frustration sometimes. Trust me, frustration will always fall under the category of hurt, sad, or fearful. And the hurt, sad, or fearfulness will make you frustrated. But he said there, I think that he was hurt. Yeah. To the point where he's flipping out. Now, I'm telling you, this stuff is really hardcore. What I'm playing you here is hardcore. Very. Talking about it this morning. It makes me so uncomfortable. I'm coming out of my skin. It makes me so uncomfortable. I'm literally like, oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. It's just insane that this audio is out.

1:07:03We're listening to it right now. You know, like, how does that happen? It was a private fight between a couple. Well, maybe it's she couldn't take it anymore. Nobody would believe her. And he kept telling her, no one will believe you. And I, you know, I made you what you are and this, that and the other. And she finally was like, wait a minute. It's the only way to get attention. This is what I don't understand. It kind of reminds me of the LeBron thing. Well, if he's that bad, what are you doing with him? Maybe she wants out, but she wants... They're not together anymore. Maybe he's harassing her? Could be. They have a child together. Maybe she wants child support, but they're not married, so she's not entitled to things. Who knows? What I don't buy is maybe she wants out, but blah, blah, blah. Don't give me that. Maybe she's afraid of him. Listen to him. Yeah, but what does that mean? If he's physically assaulting you, I get it. Well, maybe she's afraid he will. Listen to that voice. Yeah, she wouldn't want to be in the same room with that guy right now. Well, yeah, but don't. He'd rip her throat out. Don't. Maybe she signed a prenub. They're not married. They're not married. They're not married. Uh-oh. It's a prenub, by the way. Halloween one, prenub. Prenub. Now, I will say this. If the daughter, because of the daughter, there's no getting out of it. Yeah. No. But she just wants the world to know.

1:08:30Hey, listen, I have to deal with you. I have to. We have a kid together. I have to. I want the world to know what you sound like. Maybe he won't have, you know, parental rights or visitation rights after this. Maybe she doesn't want him near the little girl. And he said in the audio before that he wants to be there for the daughter. Maybe he's trying to take full custody. You never know. The only thing that I would, only thing I have a criticism of is if that's all of that's true, just say that you taped it. Why this nonsense of, oh, I don't know. Maybe she's just scared of him. She might just be so scared that if he finds out that she was behind all of this. How can he not, though? Yeah. Because, again, you hear her voice clearly. His voice is on a phone. If they were both on a telephone, I could see the argument of.

1:09:24Well, we were getting tapped. I don't know where it came from. Unless she called the police and the police had tapped her phone lines and she had said to them. You're not listening to two phone lines. I don't know. You're not listening to two phone lines. What is she on? A speaker? I don't know the mechanics of how that could possibly be done. But can't you hear? Yeah, I can hear the difference, but I don't know. How would you do that? Would you put it on speakerphone? Yeah, is she on speakerphone sitting there? And the recorder is next to her. He's on the phone. Right. So it sounds like maybe he's on speakerphone. Right. On her speakerphone. She's very clear. Right. Let's play another clip. Give me some more. Oh, that's so scary. Scary. Those are like two non-sequiturs. I need medication. I need someone who treats me like a man. Yeah, it sounds like he's not necessarily talking to her as much as he's talking at her. At her. What if it was, I'm just saying, because that really doesn't make sense, that he would go from one point to the next.

1:10:30Like, things could have been cut out, too. Maybe stuff that she said. Out of context? Oh, yeah. Oh, I see what you're saying. You can edit audio real easily. In other words, maybe not saying that this is the deal. Not at all. Just saying it's possible that I'm Mel Gibson and Sienna is Oksana. And Oksana says, you're such a wuss. Yeah. And I go. How dare you? Blah, blah. And you take out the part where you say you're such a wuss. Which you can very easily do. Do it every morning. Yeah, we edit stuff every day. Yep. He said she. He just referred to her as she. Isn't he talking to her? He's saying I deserve someone that does this instead of. But he said and she. Like if you go back a little, it's like why wouldn't he be saying and you? Yeah. And she gives me... He's talking to her. He's just talking in the... No, why would he do... It doesn't make sense. Because he's on a rant. I've done it. He's on a rant. I've done it before. When you're on a rant, you don't say you? No, I've done it before. I've done exactly that before. Yeah, for sure. It sounds like... He's saying in a hypothetical world, here's what she does and here's what...

1:12:15The right she should do it. Right, I got you. That makes sense. I could be having a conversation with Mikey and be like, oh, and then he likes to do this, and then he likes to do that. You know what I mean? Instead of you. Yeah, makes sense. You know? Makes sense. It's so strange. So mean. Can you bounce back from that? I mean, career-wise? I don't think so. I don't think so. Although, although... David Hasselhoff? No, I mean, because David Hasselhoff, is he on tape abusing someone? No. I know, but again, is he on tape abusing someone? What did he say about his daughter? He was calling her names. Alec Baldwin did the same thing, and he's great. That's what I was going to. Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin left... Maybe it was Alec Baldwin, I think. Yeah, yeah. Alec Baldwin left a horrific message on his daughter Ireland's voicemail. That's what I'm thinking of. Called her a little pig. Yeah.

1:13:20Oh, that's right. You little pig. He's on third rock. Yeah. And what was his excuse for that? Did he say? Angry. Angry moment. Bad moment. Yeah. Very sorry. Hurt. Sadness. Fear. Now, there are moments in my life that I am mortified of as I think back on them. Probably all of us. Ditto. You know, as you are sitting and as I am sitting and I'm listening to this and as we're judging Mel Gibson. and saying what a turd he is. And by the way, there's no getting around the fact that what he's doing is turd-like. There's just no getting around it. Very turdish. I just want to point out, and I'm pointing, by the way, what I want to hold up right now is a mirror and look at myself, Mike. And I want to say to myself, hey, buddy, is there anything in there that maybe you wouldn't want the public to see? So as you're, you know, as you're driving, you're listening. Oh, my God. Just ask yourself, is there anything in there in your past that you wouldn't want the public to see? For sure. That's embarrassing. That you wish you could take back. Because there is for me. You know, there is for me. Mel, by the way, I just cannot believe you're the point enough. Something's really, really, really wrong.

1:14:49With Mel. Yeah. Not a little bit wrong. He snapped. Yes. He's gone off the deep end. Yeah. Not moderately wrong. Something is severely wrong with Mel Gibson. Not playing with full deck. A few sandwiches short of a picnic. Yes. My guess is he'll come out and say, I need help. I need, I said it in the tape. I need medication. The way that you're saying that, though, is already in a very demeaning way. I need help. And you're rolling your eyes and you're like, you're already presuming, at least from your body language, that it's BS. If he does. No. Then why the rolling of the eyes and the, I need help. I didn't say it like that. Probably because it's a tired bit and that's what all celebrities do is once they get in trouble, they're like. Sorry, I messed up. There's not a whole lot of owning up to, yeah, I was mean. I was a D in that tape. It's all about, oh, it runs deeper than, you know. Than you know. Yeah. It's very deep. Hey, listen. I think I can sort of get why there may be the eye roll. Because in the past four months, what we've had is Tiger Woods and Jesse James. You know, somebody was saying recently, I heard this great.

1:16:08great speech about American culture. It was so rad. And the guy says, basically, we have a very similar form of culture to the Catholic church that you go and you confess, then you get your penance, what you have to do to make up for it. And if you do this, it'll be okay. So if you cheat on your wife, you go to confession, which is usually Oprah or You know, something like that. Larry King, Oprah, People Magazine. Okay. And you confess. And then the American public will give you your penance, which is usually sex camp, sex rehab, or some form of rehab. And then if you have sufficiently said you're sorry and done the penance, then the culture will say, okay, your sins are forgiven. You're absolved. You're absolved.

1:17:09And so I can kind of see a little bit of the eye roll on that. And like, it's like, so what's coming next? And like Lauren said, she knows what's coming next. I think we all do. And that's just kind of what's ingrained in us now. I think maybe you're right. I think we know. We know exactly. Mel Gibson will be on the cover of People Magazine in, I'm saying probably three to six months. A new Mel. You know what I mean? Truly. After a stint in Promises in Malibu. And then he'll go, he'll be doing counseling and he'll be on the cover of people saying, sorry, I screwed up. They end up walking the plank and it's never that they're just bad guys. It's always some, okay, there's a deeper rooted thing here. He'll win an Oscar in five years. Within five years. Really? 100%. No town loves a comeback story like Hollywood does. It's true. No town. It's very true. I mean, you went from Britney Spears' shaved head to Britney Spears' back on top of the world. How to get Britney's new body. Right. Robert Downey Jr., dude. I go to it all the time. I mean, the guy was the biggest train wreck that ever lived. And look at him now. 570-1949. M1 Daryl from Lakeside, you there? Yeah, I'm here. Go ahead. Yeah, the audio on her end is pretty darn clean, which leads me to believe, like, maybe she was using a Skype service. And with the Skype service,

1:18:33You can actually, like, buy a telephone number. So you can actually get calls on the computer, as an example. And within the Skype service, you can also record a call with a single button click. Yeah. I think you're probably right. Makes sense. Makes sense. I'm thinking she either recorded it and someone may have gotten it, or she's recorded it herself on her computer and then sent it on out. Hey, Daryl, do you like sports? I love sports. What's your favorite sport? Football. Football is your favorite sport? Yeah. What's your favorite team? The Chargers. If two years from now, Mel Gibson does the most awesome movie on the Chargers that is supposed to be some of the best action sequences ever shot on film, would you go? I have. The guy's Braveheart. I'd go no matter what. Right? See? And I feel the same way as Daryl does. I agree. Like, I think he's despicable right now. But if he puts out a badass movie, I'm going to see it. Because I know it's going to be good. You know why? Because it's Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson directed it. Yeah. Yeah. 570-1949. M1 Trooper from Carlsbad. Yeah, hey guys, I got two words. Chris Brown. You know, it's a real similar story. It's true.

1:19:54It's true, man. No, it's not true. I don't get it. Chris Brown, you know, he beat up his... Way different. Beat up Rihanna? Way different. How is it different? And he beat the crap out of her. In Woodsy's eyes, it was physical. This is verbal. This is verbal. Sticks and stones, dude. I don't know. He beat the crap out of Rihanna like a man. I will say this. I will say that I believe that sticks and stones hurt just like... Not just like, but they do hurt. Oh, I think they hurt. They're both abusive. Sometimes I think they hurt worse. They can leave more lasting effects. Woodsy. Come on. I believe there's audio where she claims that he hit her when she was holding their child. Mel? Mm-hmm. Yeah, didn't we see that this morning? I'm looking on here. I think Jay and I saw it on the news in there this morning when we were loading audio. Where she says, you hit me while I was holding our child. Is it? I'm trying to find it. I don't know that we have it. I don't know that we have it yet. Maybe it's coming out in the third part of the trilogy tomorrow, the CBS miniseries. Yeah, no kidding. I know that he is giving her death threats. I'm looking at an article in front of me right now. I wonder if he said anything during all that that's against the law, do you think? I don't know. I don't know, but again, I mean, it's verbal abuse and physical abuse. Yeah, they're both terrible, but one's a little different. Now, Chris Brown, his comeback is not, he has not come back.

1:21:18His album didn't sell anything. He was never at the level that Mel Gibson was at anyway. And he's like that when we talked about earlier, the levels of celebrity that you will, that your interest level lies. You know, Chris Brown, I'm like, great. I didn't buy your records anyway. I saw Mel Gibson's movies. I believe that words can injure like an ax. Well, they can hurt. No, they can leave a more lasting effect. I think there's more like. imminent danger from physical abuse. Ask Brianna if she'd rather been yelled at or had the crap kicked out of her. Yeah, I'm sure she would say, I would have rather had you yell at me. I'm sure she would say that. Now, again, two things can be true at the same time. Sure, absolutely. Two things can be true at the same time. I believe you can say stuff to people that jacks them up. Forever. I mean, for life. For their life. And being beat up can also... Jack you up forever. Yeah. Just depends on the person and the severity of it all. Interesting take here from M1 Karen. Is M1... Hey, let me see for a second. Hey, M1 Karen, can you stay with me through the commercial break? I probably can. If my kids don't ask me for cereal, I'm here. Okay. Hang on the line. Is M1 Karen defending Mel Gibson?

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1:33:10My question before we went to break was whether or not Karen is defending Al Gibson. So we're going to take Karen's phone call here in just a second. Sienna, what's going on in news? Yesterday in a rare televised interview, former Cuban leader Fidel Castro said that he blames the United States, not North Korea. for the sinking of the South Korean ship that killed 46 sailors. He says it was orchestrated to stir conflict in the region. Really? Yes, so yeah. He hasn't been on camera in over 11 months. Also, Somalia's al-Qaeda-linked terrorist group Al-Shabaab claimed responsibility yesterday for the bombing attacks in Uganda on the two groups of people that were watching the World Cup, the two different bombings, which killed 74 people. That's the update. And one American was one of the ones that passed away, and he was a guy from San Diego working for an organization called Invisible Children. Great organization. Great organization. M1, what's happening in sports, Woodsy?

1:34:12Vincent Jackson suspended three games without pay. David Ortiz wins the home run derby. And a legend is gone today. George Steinbrenner has passed away of a massive heart attack at the age of 80. Go get him tonight. M1, Karen. Oh, I know it. You know what? It's almost guaranteed. I hope so, dude. Because Joe Girardi is the manager of the AL. Got to win one for the boss. Well, of course, right? Got to win one for the boss tonight. Is it even possible? Yes, it's possible. Really, Woods? Yeah, it's possible. That the American League, that these Yankee guys go out there, and that they, is it even possible that they lose with Steinbrenner on their, you know? It's possible. Like, they've got Steinbrenner in their heart, they're playing for him, blah, blah, blah. You think it's possible they lose it? Anything's possible. Anything's possible. Oh, my gosh. That would be a bummer. It's kind of, like, slightly serendipitous. Yeah. It's the all-star game. It's crazy, man. I don't know. His team is the most represented team in the all-star game. It's nuts. They're going to crush.

1:35:12Well, it's a good opportunity to pay homage and give them a little tribute. Yeah, I'm sure they will. I can't wait to tune in. M1, Karen from Point Loma. Were you defending Mel Gibson? Oops, I'm sorry. Karen, are you there? I am here. There you are. Sorry about that. I am defending Mel Gibson. I absolutely am because this is it. I've been with my husband for 15 years. We met when I was 18. We've done a lot of growing up together. Portuguese and Colombian. I have quite of a temper. I know what buttons to push. And I'm a mother of three. It sounds like when he had said, I don't need medication. What I need is someone who cares. He cares about her. That's why I think he's voicing his opinion. Is he angry? Absolutely. He's hurt. You guys touched on that a little bit. He sounded really hurt. And he's like, who are you? And I heard earlier, maybe it was last week, where he was saying that she was stressing like a whore.

1:36:10Well, that's his woman. He doesn't want her going out, prancing it around. And then on top of that, she's treating him like dirt. Sounds like she's pushing his buttons. It sounds like she had a plan going on here. And granted, they have a baby, and that's what's sad. But it sounds like he genuinely cares, and he is hurt. Where do you guys stand with that? You know, I totally see her point. You know, as scary as Mel Gibson sounds, I see her point. And, you know, like you said, Mike, we've all... done and said things that we regret and we wish had never happened. But another thing where I kind of agree with her is you don't hear what she's saying, Oksana, you know? Like I said, it could have been cut out for some reason. You don't hear the beginning of the conversation. You only hear his rants. So you don't know what she may have done, too, to trigger him. Because there's always two sides to every story. And I don't know, man. Sienna's a pretty fiery broad. You know that. And I was... trying not to be anymore, but I was a pretty fiery dude, knowing to fly off at the handle and run at the mouth a little bit, too. I'm not defending him, but I'm also not, you know, throwing stones at the guy either, because I think we've all, my God, I've been in some nasty arguments before, dude, that when I got done, I was like, why did I say that? Who am I? Because I wanted to hurt that person. And the thing is, you can't eat your words. You can't eat them, man. Yep. I found the quote, and here it says, on the new recording, a woman believed to be his ex.

1:37:33says that she worries about her life and that the couple's eight-year-old daughter, Lucia, you were hitting a woman with a child in her hands, breaking her teeth twice in the face. She says, what kind of man is that? She says that during the heated conversation. And then he goes back and says, oh, you're angry now? You know what? You effing, you deserve it. Gibson replies, I'm threatening to put you in the effing garden. I mean, he's a barrier in the garden. Yeah, those are the deaths. The death threats. Yeah, you understand that because I'm capable of it. Wow. That's crazy, man. That's a horse of a different color. That is a horse of a different color. It's a great, great analogy. 570-1949. This may be that clip. You're going to answer. One day, boy, you're going to answer. Nothing, nothing. I'm not the one to threaten. That's heavy, dude. That's heavy. It's so heavy that I'm just like, I don't even want to judge it. I don't even want to talk about it. It's uncomfortable. It's really private. It is. It's a private fight. It's sick that that stuff comes out, you know? Yes, it really is. My only rationale is that she's so scared.

1:39:03that this is what she's trying to prove to people. Like, you think he's Mel Gibson, he's an actor, he's fiery and all this stuff, and he just says crazy things or he gets drunk, but I'm scared for my life, and here's my proof. Play it for the cops, though, right? Like, play it for the cops. Yeah, but doesn't that stuff go on public records? Maybe not for extra? I don't know. I don't know, man. It's just... Does the same thing... Do you get the same result? Like, what does happen if you play it for the cops? I mean, like, we're privy to the 911 calls with, like, Gary Coleman and stuff. I just wonder, once it's on public record, can we then hear it? I don't know how that works. Well, we can hear the 911 calls for sure. They are on public record. And, you know, we come in here some mornings, and I'll see that that's what the audio is, and I'll be like, I just want to have fun. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's heavy, heavy stuff. And I think about the M1s, and I go, I think you guys just want to have fun. For the most part, I'm not saying that I'm trying to ignore the world. Although, aren't you? Sometimes I am. Sometimes we do. And sometimes we look at stories that we're like, you know, it just depends on what kind of mood we're in. Or there's some stories out there that are heartbreaking and they're just terrible, bummer stories. This is one of them. There are definitely a lot of stories, especially right now with stuff going on in the world that is just depressing. But huge, huge stories that people are talking about. But it's also like we have to think, is that what?

1:40:25we want to wake up talking about? Is that what people want to drive to work listening to? But it's funny, if we don't, they're like, why wouldn't you talk about BP or, you know, the Tour de France? Why wouldn't you talk about Mel Gibson and the biggest story in the world? We have to. Why wouldn't you talk about it? And Mikey, what's your take on Mel Gibson? My take is that he did something very, very bad. And my take is, is that I... am very, very bad and that I have very, very bad stuff in my past. And so what I can't do is say in any way, I can tell you this, in those examples, he's something that I'm not. I can't say that. I don't talk to Rebecca that way. But what I can tell you is, is that I've got moments from my past that are humiliating. You know, and this is like for the world to see. Now, there's got to be a big segment of the audience that goes, well, you know who doesn't have their tapes released of them with them screaming at the top of their lungs? Which, by the way, you know, I mean, we just, we. He's, I think, you know, I think his problems could stem from, I think he has a really serious drinking problem, obviously. I mean, he has. He has before. And I think that kind of venom and that kind of rattlesnake behavior that he's exhibiting right now.

1:41:47It probably comes from the sauce, man. Well, the booze, see, I believe the booze comes from the stuff. Right. It's, you know. The booze comes from the stuff. Six of one, half dozen of the other, you know. See, for me, I didn't just drink because I like the taste of beer. Right. You know. You drank to get messed up. I drank because I didn't want to. I didn't realize because I wasn't thinking about it consciously. What I was trying to cover. Right. Was a bunch of. Bad stuff. Sure. M1 Cave Dweller from Wisconsin. Hey, Mikey. What up? How's it going, man? I love you guys. Thank you, bro. Hey, I got to put the kibosh on Karen right now because that's a little ridiculous. There's no defense for this guy at all. Yeah, I understand what you're saying. If what you're saying is there's no defense for speaking that way to someone. Yeah, absolutely. heard a little bit of the audio, and then I read a bunch of the transcripts. The stuff he's saying is real, real vile. Yeah. He definitely crossed the line. Here's the thing. I think that there may be a reason, but that it isn't a, it doesn't make it okay. Well, even, like she said, even if she was the kind of person who knows his buttons and pushes his buttons, the way I was raised, it's...

1:43:15If it's a girl, it's a woman, or it's most importantly the mother of your child, it doesn't matter what she says. As a man, as the one who's physically more powerful and able to do the damage, you keep a rein on your stuff. See, and the only disagreement that I have with you is that I believe that that applies regardless of gender. Yeah, for sure. I believe that applies regardless of gender. I think that a woman, if a man hits a woman, I believe that that is a monstrous act. If a woman hits a man, I believe that that is a monstrous act. Yeah. Either way. Yeah. If you're physically assaulting somebody, it's not good. Either way. I understand what you're saying. And if my wife and I were in an argument and she hauled off and clocked me in the face, that would suck. But it's not going to hurt me. Yeah, it is. No, no, no. Cave dweller. It is. I don't care if you're married to Shelley Duvall and she weighs 20 pounds. If she hauls off and punches you in the face, it's going to hurt. I think he's saying it's not going to pack as much punch as if he were to do the same thing to her. It's not going to weigh me out. It's not going to knock teeth out. It's not going to break my jaw. But it's going to hurt on different levels. But it's not the same as being punched by a dude. Yeah, the only difference is the...

1:44:39amount of force. But that's it. I mean, it's still, it's gonna do a lot of damage. It's like if you were in a, if a guy was in a bar and he punched another dude in the face, you would say that was a huge lapse of judgment. That was stupid. But if he does the same thing to a woman, that's a whole different level. Yeah, it's night and day, really. It is. M1 Becca from Point Loma. Good. Good. Listen, I'm just a devoted listener, so I just... Bless you for everything that you've been doing in this show. My boys are not devoted Christians. We were baptized about six years ago. And we both, I got him to watch Captain the Christ. He didn't want to watch it about two years ago on Easter. And ever since that movie came out, I saw it in the theaters with my church, like a lot of people did. And instead, after that movie came out, I'm a missionary. I've done missions.

1:45:39been overseas and been through spiritual attack. I said that Mel Gibson, after this movie, the rest of his life, he is going to be hurting and going through a lot of things that are evil. And I think a lot of evil things are in play here. No, I'm not saying that it was right for him to cop his woman that way. And, you know, that's horrible. However... I do believe that something more evil is in play. And we don't know 100% of those facts. And that has a lot to do with what's evil. I agree with her 100%. I don't understand what she's saying. That there's a bigger demon or what? Let me unpack it. Let me unpack that for you. Thank you for the call, Becca. No problem. Bless you, Mikey. Bless you. You know, not to get... I'm not going to get too... in depth with it, but basically what it says is that we are to expect attacks from the enemy, Satan. Yeah, always. And especially if you're doing stuff, okay? If you're making inroads against the enemy, it's just like any war, okay? If you're making inroads against the enemy, the enemy will attack you, okay? That's the very definition of war. That film,

1:47:04made a big impact on a lot of people's lives and actually turned them toward Christ. Okay. Now the guarantee is that if you do that, you're declaring war on the enemy and the enemy will fight you. And so I believe that she's right now. I think that's a cop. No, no, no, no. Hang on a second. Hang on. This is what I do too. I'll explain why I think it is. It doesn't mean that you go, okay, enemy, I'm all yours. And I'm so all yours that I'll just let it all in me and I'll just, you know, bleh. You're 100% right, Lauren. You're right. And the owner's manual gives specific directions on how you fight the enemy. It sounds like he's maybe not doing, you know, wasn't doing his due diligence in that regard.

1:48:05And I agree. I think it's sad. It's an interesting take. Yeah. For sure. Sad. You want to change the mood with something kind of fun? Yes. Please. Well, it will be fun for most of us. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. We have a fun piece of audio. Oh, for God. Oh, no. Welcome to the roast. I thought it was about me for a second. I was like, uh-oh. What did I do? What did I do? Welcome to the roast. Yesterday when we were in the office. A common occurrence on the Mikey show. Tune in to hear Woods get roasted again. How do you think that Woods will do during this audio, Sienna? He's going to be yelling things in the background. Oh, yeah. Come on. Making excuses. Oh, no. I saw his blog. He's already doing a little preemptive. Preemptive. Preemptive strike. Yeah, preemptive true strike. I saw it. Is it what you call a spin? Is it a spin? You see that? It is a preemptive strike. It's kind of like when he showed up at the meet and greet and he showed everybody his finger. And that's how, that's why he couldn't do the drive contest with Jay. Oh, it's just rolling his eyes like a shark about to attack. We have audio from what really happened. So how is that not true? Because there's a reason why I couldn't do what's on the audience. There's two reasons. Let's listen. And then you can explain. Let's listen. This is.

1:49:30This is from yesterday. Way to lift my spirits. We're in our office. Woodsy just said that he could rip 25 push-ups, which I think is crazy. And so I told him, I will give you the money in my wallet, which is $15. I have $15 in my wallet. And I told you I would give you a 15 if you could do 25. You did? Yeah. So you want to give it a shot? I'll give it a whirl. All right. Oh, my God. Who's judging? We're just going to watch. I mean, a push-up's a push-up. I can't do girl push-ups. I can't do them on my knees. What are those, by the way? On your knees. On your knees. And if you have your butt down or your butt too far up, you have to stay level like a plank. That's right. Say again? I'm not doing them on my knees. All right. This is going to be hard. Oh, wow. I can hold it down. You know that. I'm going to get like three. Get that butt down. Already with everybody saying, get that butt down. Get that butt down. Straight up. Judging eyes. He was like an upside down V. Yeah, he was like an upside down V. Shut up. I haven't started yet.

1:50:34Shut up. All you a-holes standing around me looking at me. You're the one that got into this? Uh-huh, he started it. That's what I want to explain is how it started. We're all sitting there, and Woods is going to start P90X yesterday, and I go, Woods, how many push-ups? Chin-ups, you asked me first. Yeah, chin-ups can you do? I said one. Yeah, you said one. I said one. Yeah, you said one. Didn't I? You're looking at me like I'm lying. I might have said two, one or two. How many did I say? Why am I under attack? I'm agreeing with you. I mean, you clearly didn't say one, but you said it, and I go, yes, one, fine. Between two and five is what he said. Absolutely not. I think I said one or two. But anyway, you said one. You said one. It's okay. It's like working on a show with four mothers. Oh, no. So I said to Woods, I said Woods. Three mothers. I said Woods, how many push-ups can you do? And I barely get it out of my age of 25. I go, oh, my gosh. 25? Is that a lot? Yes. That's a lot for me. So I said, Woods, you can't do $20. He goes, $100. You took out every dollar bill in your wallet and said, I will give you all of this if you can really do $25. That's when I got real scared. Oh, yeah. Because you didn't know how much money he had in his wallet. That's when I got real scared. If I'd had $8,800 gazillion jillion. $8,800 gazillion jillion. It was his. I'd have been like, hey, listen, it's yours. I would have gotten him.

1:52:02Am I going to have room here? So mad already. Yeah, that way he was already mad. And he was like, the finding of where we're going. He's like, okay, he's looking around. He's a scouting area. Am I going to do this? Am I doing this? This is the right place. Santee? Santee. Count them out loud. Count them. Oh, wow. One. I can't do this for you. Oh, my gosh. Did you realize with that first one, uh-oh. Yeah. Oh, no. I can't do push-ups. Oh, no. You guys are all looking at me. Leave me alone. He got up. Left. He got up. It was the shakiest push-up I've ever seen. And his face turned bright red. And he got up and he adjusted his hat. And he's like, you guys, there's not enough room. Leave it alone. Shut up. He's staring at me laughing. How easy is it to do push-ups when laughing at you? You only have 24 more. That was so shaky. I honestly...

1:53:02I thought what was happening, and I'm being completely honest. I thought what was happening is he's going to get up, he's going to shake it off, he's going to get down and go. Yeah, me too. I thought he was going to do like 50 with claps in between. He never got back down. Let's see what he did. Go, Mike. You're about to hear Woods regress in three, two, one. One, two, three, four. That's me doing it. 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24. What was Woods doing? He was watching. He had his arms across. Supporting. He was supporting. I was supporting you. Yes. Were you supporting saying, well, he's got shorter arms? Well, he does. T-Rex arms over there. Does he not? Support. Wait a little day. It ain't so hard to do push-up when your arms are only two inches long. T-Rex over there. T-Rex. Is this time to break it? I'm sweating. Listen, when you're a dwarf, it ain't that hard to do. Push-up. Basically, you just sit down, Maki, and just push-up.

1:54:21Just do it. What do you have to say about that, Woods? I'm done. I'm going to go do P90X. Do you think I'm going to rip through 25 push-ups? Let's go do P90X and see who lasts. Oh, no. Here's the wind-up. It's about to launch. Here comes the rock game. Did you get his line? His famous line? Is it in there? He says it a lot more. He says the same famous line. There it is. I would say .5. You guys kept laughing. It was kind of a half a push. It was .5. How about if we stay sound? You guys kept laughing. Let's try it one more time. Maybe grab a bat. One more time. Grab a bat. He will always revert. Gotta go to the bat. To grab a bat. Because he's a baseball player and we're not. Perfect. Well, we're a little late. I get no chance to explain myself. No, when we come back. I do want to hear your side of it. And it's on his blog, too. We got to rotate the spit on the break. Yeah, rotate the spit. Re-season. Hang on. He did tell me this yesterday off the air, and I didn't know something. Now, you be the judge. Dude, there's nothing to judge. Really? It took him, like... Scars don't lie, kid. It took him, like, 12 hours to come up with that excuse. You've seen the picture. 570-1949.

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2:03:29From tonight's 8 o'clock album, R.E.M., Fables of Reconstruction. That's tonight on FM 94.9. A little KOL. Kings of Leon. Kings of Leon. Before we went to break, we were discussing Wood's new P90X plan, okay? He's on P90X, and yesterday told us, as a show, he told us he could do 25 push-ups. Can't do 25 push-ups. Did you do one? I did one. Did you? I did one. 0.5. As it turns out, it's hard. You know, it's harder than it looks. You know, it's harder than it looks. And so Woods has a reason that he could not do the 25 push-ups. I can't do push-ups. There you go. So ladies and gentlemen. Then why did you say you could do 25? I don't know. Because I didn't think I'd be recorded afterwards and filleted 24 hours later.

2:04:30Yep. You thought wrong on that one. Yeah. For sure. For sure. Do you know what show you're on? Yeah. It's the Makhry show. It's the Woods Roast show. We're out of the trust tree when we're in the office. We're out of the trust tree in the office. Yeah. This is the trust tree right now in the office. It's called the Filet Tree. Yeah. It's terrible. Filet Fern. Yeah, it's the filet fern. The filet fern. It's the filet fern. Genius. That's beautiful. I want a sign name that we can put in our office that says filet fern. I want a giant fern in there. Trust me, filet fern. Yeah. Genius. Between two filet ferns. Yeah, between two filet ferns is where I sit. Every day. At least two hours a day. That is so great. At least two hours a day. He sits there. He sits there. He sits on... I sit on the couch. He sits at my desk on my chair. And on either side of him are Lauren. And Sienna. And Jay Stanz. And you're like a pinball. Back and forth. They just toss you. Sienna and Lauren just toss you back and forth between the two of them. So, Woodsy actually had reconstructive surgery on his elbow. And he's got a metal pin in there. I've got a screw that holds this part to that part. Stop you from pitching?

2:05:49That's weird. Well, if you think about it. You let me talk. May I finish? I have a pen that holds these two bones together and it's connected by. I see the scar. There's a big scar. You saw the picture of me. We got beat to hell. Hey, it's over the top, numbnuts. He's not putting all of his weight on it now. Here's the deal. Look at my elbow now. I'm in push-up form. My elbows are jutted out. When I'm over the top, it's fine. What about when you pop up when you're surfing? No problem. It actually hurts a little bit. The three times that I've popped up when I've surfed. But I can paddle, no problem. It's so weird. You'll get there. After the P90X, you'll be able to do a bike. Wait till I come in and all you fat asses are in here and I'm in here all svelte and looking good. This is your fault, Mike. It is. Oh, you're dead. Paybacks are a mofo, dude. They are a mofo.

2:07:10I'm going to key your car. I'm keying your car. All I said. You can't do that. All I said. I just. You're going to flatten your tires. Dude, all I did. I'm going to pee in your gas tank. Only thing I did. We're back in the trust tree. We're back in the trust tree. No, we're in the roast, the fern funnel. What is it? Filet fern. Filet fern funnel. All I said was, hey, can you do push-ups? And he goes, yes. Yeah, but then you're like, well, you do this and you do this and you do this. I go, how many can you do? And he goes, 25. I go, can you? And he goes, 100. 100. No problem. 100%. That's all that happened. Why don't you grab a bat? That's all that happened. Why don't you grab a bat? Isn't it hard for you to swing with that pin in your elbow? Yes, it is. But you know why I do it? Because I'm tough and I'm a gamer. I also have a torn shoulder if anybody else cares about that. It's really hard to do anything with a torn shoulder. But I still go out and play and perform at a high level. At a high level. My goodness. I'm going to stop myself. I know. I'm really trying to stay quiet. Well, this is a good time to let everybody know that Independence Jam is coming up. Yeah. How about that? No push-ups at the Independence Jam. No. Just $30. Mikey's going to be doing a push-up contest at the Independence Jam. Will you be able to go to Independence Jam with the pen in your hand? Will you be able to go to Independence Jam or will you be asleep? It's at 4 o'clock on a Sunday. Will you be able to be there?

2:08:42Can he make it out of bed? Mikey is under his desk right now. Wow. In the fetal position. I love you. I'll be at Independence Jam. Will you? I love you. Will you or will you be night-night? He is under the board. Will you be night-night? Come back, Mike. With your little bottle? I love you. Will you be night-night at 4 o'clock? He's going to be in his oxygen pod. You know that. At 4 o'clock on a Sunday. Mikey does sleep in an oxygen pod. I'll be at Independence Jam doing ripping push-ups. Ripping push-ups. With one arm. There you go. I'm going to start doing one arm push. Yeah, there you go. Do the one without the screw. Mm-hmm. Let me tell you something. It just got real. You know how you're always complaining it's cold in here? It just got real hot. Yes, I'm sweating. Just warmed up. I'm not. I'm still freezing. What does the temperature say over there? It's a sauna. You know what, guys? I don't want to hear it. It's a sauna. It says 71, but it feels like 31. Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow. It's 1,000 degrees in my room. Thousand, Jay. I guarantee it's at least 10 degrees warmer in here. Oh, Jay. Come on. We've all been in there before. Oh, really? Really? You've walked by here. Hey, I load audio in there. It's a freaking sauna in there in the morning. It's sauna. But a lot of it is from Jay's butt. No, no. There is a little bit of warming going on in here. Woodsy, there's no way that it's 10 degrees warmer in there. It's the same temperature in there as it is in here. I'd say that's pretty. No, no. I'd say it's pretty close.

2:10:05It's probably 80 degrees in there. Oh, my gosh. Dude, it's hot in there. I'm telling you. I load audio in there every morning. I guarantee you if I go in there right now, it's the same. Aren't we working on the same vents? Really? Let's put some money on it. What do you want? A dollar. $15, all the money that's in my wallet. You know what? Let's switch studios. I'll take that studio. There's a lot of us. Oh, that's easy. Yeah. That's an easy bet. There's a lot of us. I agree with Jay. It's hotter in there. It's way hotter. If you don't know, Jay is in a separate studio than us. He has his own little room, and we have a window in between. Austin and I, or Chris and I, will come in there, and you guys all have to come piling here for a 20-minute break. I'm claustrophobic. Is the door in there open or closed right now? I have it closed because people are walking by, and I'm yacking up. Come in here and feel it. Come feel it. It's hot. Mike, what are you doing? If I, okay, if you lose, Right. Now I'm scared. Michael, don't let it. This is turning into a bet. This is my sanity on the line here. How does this, how do I lose? I mean, how do you rate this temperature thing? If you lose, you go into the giant parking lot that we have over here, the shopping center, and wash my car in a Speedo. Really? How's that different than any other morning?

2:11:32You know what? Who's judging the temperature? How are we doing this? I'll walk in there, and I promise. I'm not going to lie to you. Mikey. To get me in. Okay, listen. I promise you that I won't be a liar to win a bet. Mikey doesn't lie. I'll be honest. I promise you. I'll be honest. Okay, done. Will you take the bet? Done. Wait a minute. What? I don't want to go in that tiny studio. We're not going to. Yeah, we're not going to have to. It is warmer in there, but it's not 10 degrees. Like 7. I'll walk in. Walk in. Come in here. I'll walk in. Quick, Austin. Run around. Make it hot in here. He's walking in there right now. Start breathing. Bye, Mikey. Bye, Mikey. Yeah, he just walked in for two seconds. Wow. What's the verdict? I can't see him. I can't see him. Where's his little cubby head? His head doesn't reach the window. Where's his little arms? Where's his little push-up arms? Hi, Mike. Oh, he looks so cute in there. Peek over the edge there, little guy. Yeah, peek your head over. Stand on an apple crate. Jay, lift him up. Get on Jay's shoulders. I walked in here. Oh, gosh. And I said, oh, no.

2:12:47I told you, dude. Did you do something? No, no. Is it always like this? It's always like this. Feel right here. Feel the heat. Feel my heat. It's that machine. It's that stupid. I'm not going in there. Why did you let me back? I told you. I'm not going in there. Who told me? I did. Mike's coming back now. I didn't say a word. I do audio in there every day. I told you it's hot. I sweat every day in here. I think it was 10 degrees warmer. See, I'd rather be hot than cold, but that studio is so small. What did you get us into? What do we have to do? We don't have to do anything. I didn't know it was that hot. What's the bet? What's the bet? 20 minutes in here. We'll do a whole break. You guys have to do a whole break. All of us in that little room. How? There's not enough mics now. Are there enough mics? I don't care. Yeah, and I get to go in there. Chris and I, Chris will be here tomorrow. We'll do it tomorrow. We'll do a break. How are we going to go in there? Kick ass.

2:13:43Thanks, Mike. How are we going to? There's no mics here. I guess I'm going to be on the phone the whole show. There's three mics. There's three? I think there's only two. What will we do? Perfect. Oh, so we're sharing mics. I'll run the buttons and I'll sit back in the throne. I'll take your throne, your scepter. I better brush my teeth tomorrow. Yeah, please brush your teeth. You're going to have to share a mic. We're going to share mics. Really? Mikey and Woods will have to share a mic. Can we do it? You can sit on my shoulders. Really? Why is that necessary? Won't that break the pin? The pin in his arm. Oh, it's good to be a winner. We're not really. Jay wins. I don't want to do that. I win. He wins all the time. Yeah, what is up? Maybe you learned. Don't make bets with Jay. Don't make bets with Jay. Wait, stop flexing your bicep. That's my bicep right there. Look at that. It's hot in here, so I'm going to flex my bicep. Maybe I take my shirt off. Don't. It really is. He really is. Oh, Jay. Jay. Oh, my God. Are you Fabio? I'm a winner. That's who I am. Look at him. My gosh. Poor Austin. Thanks for dragging me in there. I told you. Oh, I don't want to do that. And I don't think we can. Can we talk to engineering and see if they can. How do we do that? I'll sit in here with Jay. Hey, if I had to eat Indian food, we're going in that frigging studio. I'll tell you that right now. I'll tell you what we'll do. Here's what we'll do.

2:15:02Maybe we figure out a way somewhere down the road where we can pay the bet off. We can do it. How? If I can do it, you can do it. How do we do it? We'll share a mic. I don't know. We'll just talk. We'll share mics. On a mic? One mic. No. There's two mics in there. Listen. You'll hear one person the whole show. You're a man of your word. You follow rules. I am. You follow rules. Let's be reasonable. Yep. You're a rule follower. This was a rule. Maybe you pay them off. Gentleman's bet. Maybe give them a couple hundred bucks. Question. Question, question. What would be wrong with paying the bet off in a few months when we are? Yeah, we didn't say when. No. He said, Jay said tomorrow. I said tomorrow. He said tomorrow. Because here's the deal. Had Jay lost, he would have been down in that parking lot tomorrow. You'd have had me down there tomorrow. Tomorrow. Oh, absolutely. He's down there every day doing that. Yeah, he washes my kids car every morning. What will we physically do for 20 minutes in there? I'm going to pass out. Which you always do. LLB will freak out. Oh, she's going to freak out. I'm pregnant. If it's a sauna, I can't go in there. Well, is this me standing too close to me? I'll stand next to Cubs. Do you want to change the bet and have us... Do you want to give us options? Any other option that we could do besides that? Nope. We'll do it a day that I'm out of town. Nope. Yeah, really? Probably this Friday, maybe? I'm going to get sick on Thursday night. I can feel it.

2:16:28Maybe I should just wait until the end of August when my baby's due. Perfect. Way to go, pal. You feel good about that? No, I do not. Look at this spacious studio that we have to leave. It's one break. We can do it. For 20 minutes? I don't know what we're going to physically do in there. It's one break. We'll do Woods on Sports. How? Because the buttons are in here. Jay will run it from here. Oh, my gosh. He'll just run it. And I'll say, Jay, cut one, cut two, cut three. We can do it. Yeah, we'll do it. We can do it. I think I know the first person that will be on today's Dude, You're Dumb. You've known them. Me. They may even be you. Woods just points them out. It's time for Dude, You're Dumb. You can call in for Dude, You're Dumb, by the way. Dude, You're Dumb is that guy or girl. We always say that guy. It's that guy that does that dumb thing that you're like, really, you? You've got to do that. If you pull up to the ATM in your car at the drive-up ATMs and you get money, don't make me wait while you put it in your wallet. Move on. Move on. It's that stuff. That's dude, you're dumb. What's he? This one kills me. It's the guy that stops in the middle of the street to talk to his neighbor. He's in his car. His neighbor's on foot. But he'll pull right in the middle of the street and you're behind him.

2:17:47And his neighbor's leaning in the window. Hey, you guys want to chat? You go to a coffee shop, dude. I need to get by. I want to get home. I got push-ups to do. Absolutely. Push-ups. Yeah, dude, you're dumb. Also, how about the guy at the airport? First time ever going through security. He's never been through. Oh, I got to take my belt off. Oh, my keys. I can't come through with these. I inevitably am behind that guy every single time. You really didn't know that that can't be in your pocket? I feel like you are that guy with your chain wallet. He got rid of that months ago. You gotta put your pesos in the drawer, Mike. Really? Pesos will pick it up? I gotta put my pesos in the thing? In your belt. Fine. Your gold scepter needs to go through. I can't carry my scepter? No. The crown comes off. Great. The whole bit. And then this one's kind of in conjunction with that. It's the guy that tries to sneak his laptop through. Oh, God. He doesn't take it out of the bag. And then he gives you the, oh, oh, yeah. Oh, this has.

2:18:53Oh, this comes out? Oh, okay. Yeah, it's been that way since September 12th of 2001. Yeah. September 11th happened. How are there still the guy that doesn't realize that needs to come out of the bag? Maybe he just never flies. He thinks he's going to slip through the cracks. But there's signs everywhere. Laptop must come out of bag. A lot of stuff slips through the cracks. When I was at jury duty last week, a guy was stopped by the bailiff. going through the metal detector because he had a coffee in his hand. And there's a gigantic sign that says no liquids through the scanner. And he stops him and he goes, put the coffee down. And the guy goes, oh, I can't take this through. And the bailiff didn't say anything. He just walked over to the gigantic sign and tapped it. I hate that. Tapped the sign. Passive aggressive. Oh. So passive-aggressive. It's brilliant. I would have done the same thing. Oh, my gosh. Open your eyes, buddy. Well, now everybody has distractions like cell phones and iPads. Scepters. You're just going to sit here and give me a roast? Yeah, somebody else's turn. M1 Ziggy from Lemon Grove. Hey, what's up, guys? Not too much. You got it, dude. You're dumb. Yeah, man. What about the guy that goes to Starbucks and wants like a caramel light?

2:20:19Frappuccino light, but want extra whipped cream? The old words. Yeah. I just get it off the menu. I don't have any special things. I don't need four Splendos, half-calf. No, he means why are you ordering a light drink but asking for extra whipped cream? Yeah, extra whipped cream, but get it light. It's like the person that orders the Big Mac, large fries, and a Diet Coke. Diet Coke. Watch my weight. Thank you for the call. I have to ask. This is not putting anybody on blast, so don't think that it is. It's not. Another roast? No, no, no, it isn't. Get the spit ready. It's really not. But when we come back, I want to ask Sienna about something. Me? Yes. That my wife made an observation of. It's not a roast. Uh-oh. I promise you it is not a roast. Sounds like a roast. I'm just saying. It's got minor elements of roast. What? But it's mostly chicken.

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2:28:11And now back to The Mikey Show with Mikey. I don't have any, you know, athletic ability. Lauren. I was a bit of a pyro when I was a kid. I knew how it worked. I knew how destructive it was. I still started fires on the reg. Woods. I don't like to be tickled because I squeal like a little girl. Sienna. I love cruises. And Jay. I'm wearing Dockers right now. On FM 94.9. Welcome back. It's The Mikey Show. Sienna, what's going on in news? Well, the YMCA, have you guys heard about this? No, it's founded 166 years ago. They are now downsizing their name to a single letter. They're going to be called the Y. That's it. No more YMCA. That's what they call them anyway.

2:28:54I know. Well, that's why they said, you know, it's a way of being warmer, more genuine, more welcoming when you call yourself what everyone else calls you. Sure. So no more YMCA. Now it's just the Y. And also the number of border crossings has stabilized in San Diego. Over the last three years, there's been a huge steep decline, as we all know, going back and forth. But now there's been a rise and a lot more people crossing the San Ysidro, Otay Mesa, and Tecate ports of entry. There you go. Woodsy, what's going on in sports? Vincent Jackson suspended three games without pay. He, if he signs a contract. We'll be back to play against the Arizona Cardinals. David Ortiz won the home run derby last night. Big Papi was hitting, dropping bombs on everybody. And sadly, George Steinbrenner has passed away today from a massive heart attack. He was 80 years old, owner of the New York Yankees. If you're just tuning in, I made a mistake last break. Yeah, you sure did. I bet. Jay, that his studio is not 10 degrees warmer. I don't actually know. I didn't take the temperature. It is. It's pretty hot. It probably is. It's hot. It's hot. It's considerably warmer than it is in here. Do I go in there with that door open all the time? Yes. And he puts that thing there? Because he likes to... He puts that stand. He puts the stand in front of it because sometimes in the morning, Jay is a little gaseous. That's not the only reason. And he opens the door.

2:30:20And you'll walk in when you come in. I've pretty much already loaded my audio in there when it's hot. Really? Yeah, because that machine is in there just humming. What's going on in here? Gassy and hot is not a good combination. Yeah, gassy, hot, jungle combo. It's disgusting. Will you guys give me time to get it really warmed up in here for you then before you come in tomorrow? Oh, yeah. It's going to smell like a toilet. And we get to stand in there for 20 minutes and share two microphones between four people. Oh, that's awesome. Oh, wow. It's going to be some good radio. You won't sleep tonight. Neither will you, LLB. I could be in there alone, no problem. You're going to be all happy, though, because you won't be bundled up like a little Eskimo like you are right now. It'll be warm, but it'll be claustrophobic. Yeah. It feels like the walls are closing in there. Shut up. Yeah, how would you feel if we were in there? Yeah, yeah. 100%. Oh, my gosh. I got roasted today real good. It's somebody else's turn tomorrow. Does it feel like it's hard to breathe? It's hard to breathe. It's running out of air. It's just a tiny little room. Where's the air come from? It's so weird. I feel like there's no air. There's carbon dioxide from our, you know, we're all exhaling. Is the ceiling lowering? I don't know. It feels like the walls are closing in. Is that an earthquake? I thought there was an earthquake a second ago. Yeah, because it was your brain playing tricks on you. What? I just saw some clowns taking bets on.

2:31:40our fan pages if I'll make it through my P90X. I just want to welcome more of that. Some clowns or one comment? I said some clown. I said some clown. No, I said some clown is taking bets. He's roasting you up. Whatever, they should. I welcome it. That's going to push you to do it. Don't light a fire under this kid, dude, because he'll get you. He'll do it. I'll do it to spite you. Absolutely, he will. Exactly. I'll do it to spite you. Keep him coming. Nobody tells a kid what to do. Keep him coming. Let me tell you. Let's get a pool together. And I'm taking the whole pot. I'll take everybody out to lunch real sweetly. It is impossible for you to quit at this point. Because if you quit after that person posting that. Oh, yeah. I'm a giant P, dude. P90X. I'm a P90X. That's what you are. Oh, man. Oh, I'm dedicated now. I can't wait to get home and work out. So let me ask Sienna this. What is going on? And you have to put on the honest cap. And it's totally.

2:32:41Okay. Rebecca noticed something about me? Yes. And when she pointed it out, I go, you're absolutely right. Oh, God. She has huge boobs. I'm pregnant. I'm not fat. Yeah. Are you showing? No. Okay. When we did the meeting at our house. Yeah. Do you not like cats? I like cats. That sounded convincing. Look at her. Are you telling the truth? Yeah, I just don't really like your cat. Oh! Why? He's so sweet. He's like a dog. I can't blame her there. But why? But why? You guys are going to think I'm nuts. Why? We already think I'm nuts. Okay, that's true. I'm like, he has four legs. He's got a tail. He's cute. He's sweet. He comes to you like a dog. Yeah. I've never seen anything like it. He'll lay on his back and let you rub his belly. Well, you guys are all freaking out about the cat and letting it rub all over you. Did he bite you? No. Scratch you? Yeah. Did he scratch you?

2:33:41He's bad luck. He's black. He's a black cat. Hey, there's nothing wrong. You guys, I'm, why, I mean, I don't. For real? Yeah. I don't know why anyone would buy a black cat. Oh my God. Can I just tell you? She, like, as soon as Rebecca said it, she creates a very wide berth around. Jules, did you guys notice that? I didn't notice. Oh, I'm telling you. It's noticeable. Where that cat goes, I go the opposite way. Because it's a black cat. Yeah. Are you superstitious? It's not supposed to cross in front of you. You guys, that doesn't even occur to you? No. On a street. On a street it does. On a street. It does? Yeah, on a street it does. Not even on a street. It's like welcoming bad luck to your house. What? Yeah. The house of bad luck. I'm not going over there anymore. I'm not coming over either. No, I mean. If there's, like, some white in there, it's okay on the cat, but that's a solid black cat. Solid black. He's solid black. My dog is black and tan. African-American. But this, I don't, no way, man. I'm not, I'm not tempting that. If I see one in the road, dude, I'll be like, and I'll just do this bit. I'm driving that one across and I go.

2:34:55Oh, great. I'm like, well, I'm screwed. Might as well break this mirror. Walk under a ladder. You guys don't even talk like that. Did you know that she was superstitious? Are you, like, Johnny superstitious? Dude. I had no idea. Well, why do you, like, why would you, if a black cat crosses in front of you, like, I'm going to stop and I'm going to turn around and go a different way. No, you're not. For real. Yes, I will. I am a pregnant woman. Even when I wasn't pregnant, I would stop. Yes, absolutely. Do you knock on wood? Oh, yeah. As Todd, he hates it. Knock on wood, knock on wood, knock on wood. Oh, yeah. Like, constantly, he's like, okay, I don't need to knock on wood on that. She does. I'm like, do it. You know what she does? What? The 11-11 bit. What is that? It's her bit with 11-11. Every time she says, every day she looks at her clock and it's 11-11. It's a weird thing. Every day. I don't know what that's all about. I do, because my wife thinks the same thing. I'll explain it to you. What happens is, are you telling, is 11-11 your birthday? No. But you just say that when you look at the clock, it always says 11-11. Always. Let me explain. Your brain does not record the times that it's 11-14. It does not record the times that it's 11-25. You are 1,000% wrong. But when it's 11-11. 1,000, not 100%. Really? Yes. That's what I tell my wife. My wife, her birthday is December 3rd. And so she goes.

2:36:19Always, I look at the clock, it's 12.03. I go, babe, that's because you don't notice when it's 11.57. No, 11.11, that's all ones. That stands out. Best luck. It's the only time of day where they're all the same number, and there's four. It happens twice. Yeah, twice. When else does it happen? 11.11, a.m. and p.m. Come on. You're always asleep, though. Oh, yeah, he's been asleep for hours. But it's also like... You're almost waking up. It's also like 2.22, 3.33. But no, there's something weird with 11.11. I look at my phone. Every day. Not every day. There's some days where it's not, but I'll wake... It's so crazy that sometimes I'll wake up at night and I look at the clock and it's 11.11 at night. I'm telling you, it's weird. What else do you do? I don't split the poll, that's for sure. What does that even mean? What does that mean? When you're walking down the sidewalk? It's not dirty, is it? It's not dirty. You don't break the plane. Like, if there's, like, a stop sign and I'm walking with someone, like, we better believe going on the same side of that stop sign. Or it's bad luck? Yes, that's splitting the pole. Like, are you holding hands with this person? I'll go the same side. No, even if you and I are walking woods, I will say, like, you may. You'll shimmy over to be on my side? Yeah.

2:37:30If I'm walking with one person or two people and it's an easy thing to do, if there's a whole group, I'm not going to be like, everyone! Split the pool. Don't split the pool. Don't split the pool. But if I can make it happen on my own, then I make it happen. I feel like right now I have a lab rat. I want to experiment. I just want to know stuff. I have more. Wait, I have questions. Okay. If I introduced you to a superstition, would you adopt it or only superstitions that you've already known since childhood? In other words, let's say I said to you, oh my gosh, Sienna. You can't put a tea bag in an aluminum cup. That's bad luck. You didn't know that? If I said that to you, like right now, by the way, when I said that, right now, because I just made something up. But right now, when I said it, there was a look on Sienna's face for a second. Like, for real? I've never heard that one. I would research. I would look into it. I would look into it. Wikipedia. I would not be able to continue doing it if I knew that it was bad luck.

2:38:28Do you lift your feet over the railroad tracks? She didn't know that one. I don't walk over railroad tracks. No, when you're in the car. Oh, you do? I never heard that either. It's supposed to. Oh, look at Sienna. Do you kiss the ceiling when you go through a yellow light? Yeah, someone told me that recently. If there's a yellow light and you go under it, you have to, like, kiss your hand and touch the ceiling in your car. I do that now. I don't know why, but I do it because someone told me. Oh, my gosh. Holy cow. And on the first of every month since I was, like, could talk, my mom said, on the first of every month, you wake up and the first thing you say is rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, and it's good luck for the month. You ever heard that? No. I've heard rabbit, rabbit two times, but not three. Oh, no, now there's a discrepancy. You got to figure out what the right one is. We do this three-time rabbit, rabbit, rabbit every first of the month, and I do it. I do it. Sienna's like an old Italian woman. Yeah. Why? You must say, you have to say rabbit, rabbit, rabbit. You take the fish and you put it in the soup. You don't tempt fate, Mike. You cannot split the pole. Oh, my God. Todd went in our attic.

2:39:30a couple days ago to do some work up there and he had a ladder going in and it blocked the whole hallway. So I'm not kidding. I went out the back door to go around to the other side of our house. I wouldn't even like squeeze by it because my stomach's so big now I couldn't. I was going to have to go under it and I was not about to do that. Imagine what a haunted house would look like for Sienna. It would be like a ladder, a black cat, a broken mirror. But, I mean, seriously. Nobody's saying rabbit, rabbit, rabbit on the first. Yeah. 11, 12. Anyone who's shopping for a cat doesn't at least cross your mind if you're like, there's a black cat and there's a tan one. Well, Mike would never shop for a cat. No, I would not. But I don't, superstition, none of them. Like none of them. Come on. I'm aware of them, but I don't have any. I'll do any of it. Knocking on wood is a big one for me because I just feel like it's the same thing as karma. I do it culturally. What about like if you're. I do it as culturally as I do go, you know, if you sneeze me going, oh, bless you. But a superstition is also you have to have things a certain way or you're not right. Yeah, that is so. Wait. No. You're talking about OCD. Yeah.

2:40:43Which I do have elements of OCD. Still superstition. No, it bothers him. I was having a conversation with someone on the 4th of July. This one was nuts. On the 4th of July, we went to this parade. I told you guys about it. And someone said something about my baby. I don't remember the due date of my baby. And I was standing there. There was no wood around. It was a knock on wood situation. So I searched and I knocked on a napkin in the trash can. I'm not kidding. And I tried to do it really sneakily so she wouldn't know, but Todd noticed and he knew exactly what I was doing and he just rolled his eyes. What is wrong with you? I feel like we just struck gold. There is some fact in some of the superstitions, like walking underneath the ladder is because it's dangerous. That's the whole reason that they came up with it. It was bad luck because things fall off a ladder. Same with breaking a mirror. That's dangerous. Broken glass everywhere. Well, yeah. You know why it's bad luck? Because you might step on a piece of glass. Like Annie Lennox. Yeah. Yeah. Walking on broken glass. I have scars on my hands from a cat, a black cat when I was little. It had white on it, but it still had black. Oh, my gosh. And it scratched. I have permanent scars. It's insane. M1H1 from Encinitas. Yeah, good luck. Ah, Sienna, they're good luck.

2:42:04Says who? Because if you look at all the description days, there's a black cat and I'm like, dog. See? How about that? Maybe it's good luck. Thank you, M1H1. I don't know why that's good luck. Yeah, maybe. Maybe it is. What happened? M1 Boos from San Diego. The pharaohs always had those weird-looking kids. I like you. Go ahead, Boos. Man, I'm not superstitious or anything like that, but I will say for the last 12 years, I see the time 1234. It freaks you out, right? 1, 2, 3, 4. Boose. I'll wake up at 12.34 in the morning. Boose. Yes. I'm telling you, my friend, you look at that clock when it's 12.30, but your brain does not record it. You look at it, you see it, and you don't cognitively. Don't project. This is not a projection. You don't know. It's an explanation. You don't know. It's an explanation. When you see 12.30, you don't go.

2:43:02Oh, look, it's 1230. Now, maybe now that I've told you, you will. But what you do do is what you do do. What you do do is that when you look at that clock and it says 1234, you go. 1234. Okay, Mike, you're not understanding, though. Even if it was 1230 and he looked at the clock, it said 1230. The next day he looks at the clock, he says 1230. The day after that, it says 1230. Then he's going to 1230s his number. He's not even aware he looks at the clock at 1230, but he does. But not every day. Like, it's a weird thing. I will randomly go through my purse, grab my phone just to see what time or if someone called. 1111 at the most random time. Tell me the next time it happens. Point it out to me. You guys, I point it out to you like every day. She does all the time. Her brain might be conditioned now that like her circadian rhythm is like, oh, now I know. It's 11-0. Holy cow, did you just say. What was that? Sarkashian caca? What? I said circadian rhythm. That's a dollar. Circadian rhythm. What is that? It has to do with like your sleep patterns and like when you're biological. When the moon is in retrograde and. It does have to do with some of the moon and the.

2:44:15tides and when your biological clock works. What's it called? Circadian rhythm. Write that one down. 100%. You guys are making me feel stupid. No, you're smart. I didn't know that. M1 Dan from downtown. Hey, I just wanted to let you guys know that I was watching Ellen DeGeneres the other day and she named her new record company 1111 Records because she said every time she looks at the clock it's 1111. I knew I liked Ellen! I think it's pretty common, actually. No, I'm telling you, I told Todd, my husband, about it, and he says now he always sees 11-11 on the clock, and he even looked into it online, and there's like a whole army of people that see 11-11. I just heard it was good luck. Make a wish. Kindred spirits. Yeah. No. You and Ellen. There's some meaning behind it, and I'm going to get to the bottom of it. I would like you to, because that is the craziest thing. I don't know if it's good luck or bad luck, but it's something.

2:45:145701949 is our number. Let's see. You want to play some TomTom tunes? Yeah. Absolutely. What do we have to give away, Jay? Today we have a four-pack of tickets to see Penn Back at the Del Mar Fair. Nice. July 23rd. All right. Here's how you play it. Call us right now. 5701949. Now, in this game, two people will go against each other. All you have to do is use your name as a buzzer. And we're going to have TomTomGirl. Read the lyrics to some very, very famous songs. The only problem is, is that she's not singing it. She's speaking it. And because Tom Tom Girl is a computer, her inflection isn't the same. I'm a life force, Mikey. That's right. As a life force. See, a life force when it sings. If you have a person singing, it sounds like a person. It got inflection. Scott Weiland, it's got inflection. Not Tom Tom Girl.

2:46:13What are you implying, Mikey? That you don't have inflection. She doesn't have a circadian rhythm. That's a circadian. Can you say circadian rhythm, Tom Tom Girl? Circadian rhythm, Mikey. Look it up. M1. Jennifer, are you there? All right. Jennifer, you're going to be playing M1. Matt from La Mesa. Matt, are you there? Here. Okay. Use your name as a buzzer. And if you think that you know what the song is, say your name. Go ahead, TomTom girl. Look around everywhere you turn is heartache. It is everywhere that you go. You try everything you can to escape the pain of life that you know. When all else fails and you long to be something better than you are today. I know a place where you can get away. It is called a dance floor. And here is what it is for.

2:47:14So, come on, Vogue. Let your vibe. Madonna. Jennifer. Wow, that was hard, dude. That was tough. That was very tough. You had to say Vogue, and then everyone was like, oh. I didn't have any idea. Jennifer, hang on the line, okay? But how many times have you Vogue'd to that song, Mike? Probably thousands. You haven't even known the words. Hey, listen. In defense to Lauren, I have cone boobs on right now. M1 Gunner from El Cajon. Yes, hello. How are you? Good. How are you? Good. You're playing M1 Audie from Bay Park. Hi, Audie. Hey, how's it going? Good. Use your name as a buzzer. All we need is the title or the artist for you to win. Go ahead, TomTom Girl. You know our love was meant to be. The kind of love that lasts forever. And I want you to be here with me.

2:48:16From tonight until the end of time, you should know everywhere I go. You are always on my mind, in my heart, in my soul, baby. You are the meaning in my life. You are the inspiration. You bring feeling to my life. You are the inspiration. Want to have you near me. I want... To have you hear me saying, no one needs you more than I need you. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay. Hey, Gunner, Audie, neither of you guys? I feel like I'm on hold with IRS or something. Yeah. Yeah, it does. I know the song. I know the song. It's, you're my invitation. Who is that? Say your name. It's Audie. Audie? Yeah. Give me a name of a song. All I need is the name of the song or the band. Official answer. Give me something. Say what you said again. Can we give him a hint? Name of a city? Maybe you already said it. Name of a city. Name of a city? Chicago. Yeah. Yeah. I like this song. Yeah, you too. I mean, we're just trying to help you as much as we can, Adi. Oh, yeah, that's good. How does he sing so high? They put it through a machine. He really sings like, you're the beat again. Yeah, when you see him in concert, you're the inspiration.

2:49:55Oh, is that good or what? God, he is so gay, but I love Pierce's hair. Oh, I love it. I listen to it privately in my car when no one knows and the windows are up. Oh, it's so good. I'll be like, you want to have it near me? You did that too good, Mike. All right, hang on the line, Audie. All right. Let's do one more. M1 Neal, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. How you doing, guys? Good, man. You're going to be playing M1 Scott. From Del Mar. Scott, are you there? Yeah, man. Okay. Use your name as a buzzer. All we need is title or artist. Go ahead, Tom Tom girl. Oh, baby, baby. I should not have let you go. And now you are out of sight. Yeah. Show me how you want it to be. Tell me, baby. Because I need to know what we have got. My loneliness is killing me. I must confess. I still believe.

2:50:55When I am not with you. Scott. That is the guiltiest pleasure I have. Is it? No, it isn't. That was hard. I'm not even close. I'm not even close to the guiltiest pleasure I have. Woods, there's no... Is there any part of you that likes this? Yeah, because I wanted to slay her. That's the only reason? Yeah, 100%. Young Britney. Oh my gosh, it's hot. First of all, the video almost fell out of my chair. It's probably the sexiest girl alive. In fact, I think that Rolling Stone magazine declared her the sexiest girl alive at one point. I think, what year was that? I think I was in college and we were all like huddled around a computer going, 98? Holy cow. She looks 17.

2:51:59She looks 17 and her hair's in braids. I did that for Halloween. I did that costume. I remember. It was a hit. I called Eddie. I saw the video for the first time. I called Eddie. I go, have you heard of someone named Britney Spears? And he goes, yeah, dude. You haven't seen that video? I go, I'm seeing it for the first time right now. I'm pantsless. And then we kind of felt like creeps because we found out she was like 15 years old. How old was she? In that video, I believe she was 16. No, she wasn't. She's exactly a year younger than me. We have the same birthday. And I was 17 when that video came out. So she was like 16. 16 years old. Well, I mean, the thing was, they dressed her and had her dancing provocatively to look like a 23-year-old. I may have watched that video, Pants List, a couple times. They didn't dress her to look like a 23-year-old. And you're being inappropriate. Because she was at a high school. Yeah. Yeah. They had her like a high school student, but a sexy high school student. Well, it was 98. I was 24. So she's just exploiting your pervertedness. Absolutely. Number one rock song in the country is actually Jack Johnson to the sea, which many of you probably go, is that a rock song? I'm telling you it's the number one rock song in the country. What's wrong with that? You don't like that guy? I feel like we weren't supposed to talk about the music.

2:53:28I feel like you listen to Jack Johnson when you're fishing or something. Really? You know what? You know what? I will never get that out of my head. I'll never get that out of my head. Like, that's a done deal now, Sienna. That's in there forever. Anytime I hear this, I'm going to be like, I feel like I'm fishing right now. Riding the bus with a little fishing pole. Holy cow. Jesse Jackson, you know how he said that the owner of the Cavaliers was treating LeBron like a runaway slave? So we have audio of Jesse explaining those comments next.

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3:01:26Bacon. It's pretty close. Chimney in the winter. Bacon's right there. I think bacon's right there. It's different. If you wake up in the morning and smell bacon, you're stoked. You wake up in the morning and you smell cinnamon rolls, you're stoked. Smell of a new car? No. I wouldn't know what that's like. That's a nice smell, but it's no cinnamon roll. It's no cinnamon roll. Anything better than the smell of barbecue on a cold day at a football stadium? Imagine that. You just drove into the football stadium. I love it. You get out of the car. It's cold. The cold hits your face, and you smell barbecue and smoke. I just tasted South Bend, Indiana in my mouth, dude, just now. You're going to a Notre Dame game. Yep, I pictured the same thing. Isn't that great? Is there anything better than fresh sheets? Nope. Cold, cold, fresh sheets. I like warm sheets. Oh, no, I like them. I like crisp.

3:02:21Cold sheets. I like them right out of the dryer. Me too. Oh, yeah. Or going into a freshly made bed that's cold is fine. Yeah? The sheets are nice and tight. I used to love when my mom would throw all the towels on the couch and I would curl up inside of them as a kid. You know what's funny is all my dogs do that. Really? Right out of the laundry. They will go crawl into the pile. That'd make me crazy. But then when you dry yourself off, don't you have dog hair all over? Yes. No, they don't shed. They don't? No, Yorkies don't shed. You know that. No, you didn't. Is there anything better than football on Thanksgiving? No. I don't like football on Thanksgiving. What? I mean, I do, but I'd rather have it on a regular Sunday. Thanksgiving, there's so much other stimulus going on. It's the greatest distraction, though. It's the best. Oh, my gosh, Lauren. The best part about Thanksgiving is the food. Right. Feasting and watching football. Are you telling me that if they said no more football on Thanksgiving, you'd be like, hmm? I'd be fine with it. My new tradition since I've lived out here is I like to go for a surf on Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah. And then I like to come back and feast. I'm in on that. I might join that this year. Wait. Usually the Santa Anas are blown. I can't even process that. Why? If they said that football was going away on Thanksgiving. Isn't it always the Lions and somebody? Yeah, it is. The Cowboys and the Lions. It's the worst games ever. But you.

3:03:43It's on. There. There is nothing to me. Tradition. Dude, that game on and your dad and your brothers or your friends or your whatever. No. Like that atmosphere and the smell of the turkey. Oh, yeah. So nice. But you don't cook. That's the thing. You probably don't cook, do you? Yeah. Really? Totally. But I got to have that on. Even the TV in the kitchen. I mean, that's on the football game. I like it as background, but. Oh, yeah. Like the whole thing. The whole thing. You guys, do you even turn it on at your house? No, we don't turn it on at our house. In a lot of years, we would go camping. We would do the whole meal out while we were camping. Turkey, we'd build like an oven out there. It was so good. It was difficult, but it was good. I couldn't ever go camping. No. I couldn't either. On the day that football and Thanksgiving, no. I just pictured, though, when she said that surf bit, I don't think we're going home. We're staying here. I'm going surfing Thanksgiving morning. In between games or something? No, no, in the early morning. Early morning. And then come back, eat. Because you get such an appetite after a long surf. Oh, yeah. The turkey's like done when you come back. Come back, feast, and watch football. I'll be at your house anyway, by the way. Is there anything better than...

3:04:52The feeling of texting someone that you are newly in love with. Ooh, that's nice. That's pretty good. No, I don't like that. Using little winky faces. Makes you like, you overthink and you're uncomfortable. Yes, texting makes you overthink. I'm like, ah, is this come across good? Do I sound mean? Do I need to put a wink? Wait, wait, wait. Yeah. Sienna, when you get that text. When you get it. And when you're sending it. No, I don't like sending them. Really? I like receiving them. Yeah. I like sending them. I'm at the age where I don't overthink it anymore. Is there anything better than laughing so hard that your face actually hurts? Yes. I love it. That's good. I love it. I love to laugh like that, man. Is there anything better than sleeping in? No. It's the best. Like where you kind of, your eyes open and you realize, no, I can sleep more. Is there anything better than waking up thinking it's the work day and realizing it's Saturday? And then you go... So nice. Last week when we had, when Mikey had jury duty, that was one of those days I woke up, I was like, I woke up at 3.30 and I looked at the clock and I go. No, Todd, he sets his alarm for six when he has to go to work and it's to our show. So he had to get up when Mikey had jury duty and I just lied there and our show came on. I was like, oh, there I am, but I'm in bed. Can you bring me some coffee? Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. I'll be here. I'll be here napping it off. Real good.

3:06:18Some people may not think that this is the greatest. Is there anything better than sitting down in a movie theater that you've been waiting for this movie to come out forever? Yeah, that's pretty good. Youth and Revolt? Oh, my God. That's how I felt. Did you really? I read that book so long ago. I was so amped for that movie. I was so excited. I read that book. I fell in love with it. I read the book 20 times. Wow. It was the worst movie. Mikey did not feel the same. I did not feel the same way. It's such a good movie. Critics didn't feel the same way. No, they did not. Most people didn't feel it. It was brilliant. You liked it. Listen, Michael Cera didn't feel the same way. I didn't dislike it. He was in it. I liked Michael Cera's range of character, and that was about it. How about the look on a little kid's face Christmas morning? Aw. Don't know. When that kid, well, and we don't yet either, honestly, because Jake didn't get it. He will this Christmas. I remember my face. That's all I need to remember. That's all you got to think of. I remember that feeling of, remember the night before Christmas? And like, no sleep. Might as well have been a crackhead because you didn't sleep a wink. And it almost seemed messed up for your parents to expect you to sleep. Oh, I got to ask you this. I don't know if your parents were the same. You're like, get up. Get up. Get up.

3:07:43And your parents were like, in a little bit. We're going to make breakfast? And I was like, do you realize the gravity of what's happening right now? My parents would sleep in that day because they were... Making sure that Santa's cookies were out the night before and getting everything ready for all five kids. And you're like, as a kid, you're like, no, no, no. You don't get this right now. My mom was the best. She jumped right up with video camera. My dad was like, oh. That would have been great. You don't come into our room until 8 o'clock. What? Oh, 8 o'clock. 8 o'clock. We didn't go down until like 10. You guys are sadist. Are you serious? We need breakfast. It's cool. Oh, my gosh. That is so mean. I was 6 a.m. banging on the door. Let's do this. I want my frigging presents. Is that a Beamer? Yes, I got a Beamer. She had a year five. I don't care. Yeah, where's the Beamer? I got one of a Beamer, one of those, like, you know those Barbie Jeeps? Yeah. But I got a BMW one here. Of course. From my grandma, though. It was actually made in Germany.

3:08:44when he bought Bavarian Motor Works. No, it worked for 10 minutes, and then she had to take it back. You guys, I can't imagine mom and dad breakfast, 10 a.m. LOB. Like, I'd be coming out of my skin. Well, the presents weren't going anywhere. Built up the anticipation. I'd lose my mind. I'd lose my mind. There's no way. I want to see, like, nothing. That's why Jamie and I always talk about having kids. That morning is going to be the coolest. Oh, yeah. The coolest. Yeah, Jake. Hopefully, Jake will get it. He'll get it this year because he was talking about Halloween and he goes trick-or-treating. He's going to get it this year. Easter Bunny. He's going to get it this year. I didn't want him to go trick-or-treating. I know. Did you know that? What? I thought he gets scared. Oh, yes. You were scared. I was scared that he would get scared. Yeah. I really was. And I was like, if he gets scared by some jackhole. that opens the door and wants to be a, you know, I'm like, I won't live with myself. I won't be able to live with myself thinking that I took him. I'm that guy. I do a haunted house at my house. No, you don't. I do a huge haunted house. That's killer. It used to be giant. I mean, they'd go all the way around the house. We'd hand out flyers and people would show up at our house. I mean, our house still gets bombarded with people. He just talked me out of it.

3:10:06He just talked me out of taking Jake this year. I'm going to say, babe, did you hear Jay? Jay's that guy. What if that guy moved in? You just don't come to my house. What if that guy moved in? You warn him beforehand, and you're like, yes. You warn him? There's no warning for that stuff. Kim stands at the front of the entrance to the haunted house, and she says, She'll yell in the house, Jay, little kids. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. But bodies everywhere. There's people sitting in chairs. And, like, you have to walk right through all these chairs. And, like, I'm the one that stands up and grabs you. Oh, my gosh. That's awesome. That's awesome. My mom did that last year, too. And we had, like, this one row in our backyard. It was, like, black sheets on both sides. And there were people behind the sheets that you couldn't see. And then people would jump out at the kids. And you'd just see, like, these figures coming towards you. Let me tell you. My mom hired real zombies. Yeah, we had to ship them in. You can't keep me further away from the haunted hotels and all that stuff. I hate people touching me and the stuff. We went to a haunted hotel at, not a haunted hotel. Rebecca and I went to Universal Studios. They have this big haunted house you can walk to. We walked in 10 feet. Somebody touched me and we go, bye-bye.

3:11:15Turn around, walked right out the entrance. There should be rules. I know I like the haunted at Balboa Park and the fairgrounds. They're not allowed to touch you. They can get really close to you. We could do an hour on, is there anything worse than? Because I'd say, is there anything worse than chainsaw guy at the haunted hotels? That has the knee pads on and does the sliding bit. Oh my gosh. I've cried, but I continue to go. I scare myself so much every time that I'm in line and I'm like, feel my heart. Feel my heart. That's hysterical. One of my buddies got hit in the head with the chainsaw guy. The chainsaw guy didn't see him coming. He did the thing to raise it up. Right in the temple. No chain on it. No chain on it. But still, it cut him. He had to go get stitches. Three stitches. Oh, my gosh. The chainsaw guy was so sorry. He would have gotten the belt. He goes from being leather face to... Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry. Did I get you? I went to the haunted thing at Balboa Park, and I dropped. I was screaming so much that I dropped my scarf, and I started running away, and he didn't want to break character. Oh, my gosh. So he goes, excuse me. Can you drop this? He came running after me. I was like, ah!

3:12:32Can you imagine, like, there's a zombie lady. She's like, do you have a feminine napkin? I'm sorry to bother you. I don't know you, but I just, I can't get you. And Flo just got me. Can I borrow one, please? She doesn't want to break character, you know? He goes, excuse me. I think you dropped us. You dropped your scarf, Lauren. Well, they found out my name and radioed ahead because I was so scared. My friends were like, Lauren, it's just a thing or whatever. So some guy came behind me and was going, Lauren. Right in my ear. And then he followed me and was like, you dropped this. Amazing. Can we please mic Lauren this Halloween? Yes. Yes. Can we please mic her and send her through there? How hysterical. I'll go with her. I hate him too. I think we'd mic Mikey. No. No. All of us. Come on. No. Crying. Yeah. Oh, listen. I will admit it. No way. I go. I've been to all of them. I've been to all the scare grounds, the haunted hotels. I do it, and I freak out every time. Can we all go together as a show and record it? No, because then you're going to do things. On my mother, I won't touch you. I promise. On my mother. Do you get scared in those things? Yes. I'm getting hot just talking about it.

3:13:44Yes, it scares me to death. Sienna, do you get scared in there? No. You're fine? Yes. Sienna's the one laughing. You know, there's always a couple people that think it's hysterical. That's Sienna. Well, you see like the little flaws and stuff. What scares me, though, is the people like that get such a kick out of it. Yeah. out of scaring me that I'm like, they're sick. Yeah, there's something sadistic. They scare you when you're standing in line and they do the guy that like weaves in and out and gets you. Oh my gosh. It's an accomplishment. I mean, listen, if they can really get somebody, they're like, oh yeah. Here's the deal. I got you good. I love to scare people. I hate to be scared. Me too. I love to stand on the door and go, get you! When you walk in. Yeah, yeah, me too. But I do not like to be the guy that got some. I scream so loud when I get scared. Oh, I can't wait. And you know what's funny? Oh, I can't wait. For whatever reason, for human beings, it's hysterical to us to see people get scared. Oh, yeah. Ellen does a whole bit where she... Scares people. She hides in the toilet. She hides in the stall. And when somebody walks in there to go to the bathroom. In the bathroom. In the bathroom. Yeah. She comes out of the toilet bowl. A hand grabs you. Right. Number one and number two.

3:14:55She starts dancing around. 5701949 is our number. Oh, okay. So a couple things. First, we said Jesse Jackson said that Dan Gilbert, the owner of the Cavaliers, was like a slave owner when he issued that statement about LeBron leaving his team. And he was a B. There's no doubt about it. He was a baby. He was crying about it, and he wrote an open letter to Cavalier fans where he said that LeBron gave up, blah, blah, blah, blah. We've covered for him for too long. Covered for him for too long. So he says that. Jesse Jackson comes out and goes, oh, yeah, you're racist. You basically said that because you're like a slave owner. LeBron is your slave. Right. That you paid $100 million to. So here's Jesse Jackson defending what he said and explaining it. Explaining what he said. Did he say, I will destroy you? I don't think so. I don't remember. We will destroy you. Yeah. What is this, dynasty?

3:16:21We will destroy you. LeBron quit is a slander. That's why I would talk to Bill Hunt of the NBA today. Hey, how about this, Jesse? How about let LeBron stick up for himself? Are you taking all those out of your mouth, too, pal? I can't understand a word he said. If LeBron sat out or did not do his best, that's a scandal. If he did his best, then this letter is, in fact... Death makes some character. And an owner should not do that. If a player or a coach discredits a referee, he's fine by the NBA. He was fine. He was fine. $100,000. Player, he in fact should be accountable to the NBA. And the league rules, ethics, as well as players association. It would be great if the owner of the Cavaliers, Dan Gilbert, said that about a white guy in the same statement we made. That would be fantastic. I'm a Dan Gilbert fan. Yeah. After that audio. Yeah, it's stupid. No. It's so stupid. It is stupid, but don't. Doesn't make me a Dan Gilbert fan, but I agree. Dan Gilbert's a supporter. I do this dumb. I'm on this camp right now. This is what Carrie Underwood says she has to have on tour. I have to have my vitamin water, a good supply of vegetarian food, and my dog ace. L-O-B. Well, I asked.

3:17:42the members of the program to come up with their own writers. Meaning that if you're going to go on tour, what do you have to have? By the way, if you didn't know that that's what it's called, that's what it's called. It's called a writer. And if you didn't know, bands have these. And they can put whatever they want to have backstage. And as long as the promoter of the concert agrees to have them there, they must supply it. What's the weirdest one you've ever heard? The Van Halen one. Van Halen. It's got to be, right? Yeah, Van Halen put something in their writer to make sure that the promoters were, in fact, reading the entire writer. So one of the items that they had was that there couldn't be any brown M&Ms. They wanted a big bowl of M&Ms, and they couldn't have any brown ones in there. This would ensure, if they saw brown M&Ms, that the promoter was not reading the entire writer. That was their reasoning behind it, not because they were insane. Right. They wanted it to be able to know. And so I had the members of the show put together their personal riders. What would they want backstage if they could list anything? Diamonds, rubies, sapphires. Who doesn't? Lauren said that she would want a soft throw blanket. A couple of them. Now, if I were receiving your rider, I would be like, I'd mark that one off because there's no amount. Don't know how many you want. Soft throw blankets.

3:19:08I'd do this together in a couple minutes. Corona bottles. How many? I don't know. I didn't know that that's what I had to do. You always got to tell how many you want. Just bottles? I want those in a bottle. I want Guinness on tap. Guinness on tap. Oh, boy. So that means they would have to provide a keg. Uh-huh. Wheatgrass shots. Shocking. Costa Rican coffee and organic half and half. Meaning, is that a brand? No, any organic. Oh, that's nice. That is nice. Yeah. Makes their job easier. I'm not like that. Weird. I'm very specific. Light blue, a bottle of light blue by Dolce & Gabbana. What? Yeah, I would want to smell fresh. Smell fresh. Smells delicious. She wants white lilies, daisies, sunset-colored Gerber daisies, skinny cow ice cream sandwiches, a Bose iPod dock, apples.

3:20:06A jukebox with the following artists. Oh, my God. The Beatles, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, the Fugees. I would love to see L.O.B. go. Where are the Fugees? Where the F are the Fugees? I would need different music for my different possible moods. Right. I was trying to cover some of my bases. Michael Jackson, Patsy Cline, Britney Spears, Billie Holiday, Tori Amos, Tribe Called Quest, Willie Nelson, and Otis Redding. Phil. There's no Otis in here. I wouldn't. Ms. O'Brien, what do you mean? No, Ms. O'Brien, excuse me, it's Ms. It's Ms. O'Brien. What do you mean there's no Otis? There's no Otis Redding in the jukebox. A7. I was expecting Doc of the Bay. Don't you have that on your iPod? No, I want it on the jukebox. I wanted vinyls, too. Vinyls. She wants a DVR with Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, and Will Ferrell movies. All Seinfeld and Eddie Murphy stand-up. Holy crap. She wants Juergen's moisturizer. Are we all? Arm and Hammer deodorant. Non. Not. Excuse me. Not antiperspirant. Arm and Hammer deodorant. Not antiperspirant. Dark chocolate.

3:21:31At least 72% cocoa. Oh, my gosh. At least 72. They do come by percentage. Be careful. There is not the 70 to be put backstage. No, 70. And not the 75. I was trying to be as rock star as I could be. That's what I love about it. That's what makes it awesome. Digital clock with a timer and alarm clock, slippers, and spring water at room. Room. That's good for the voice. Temperature. Woodsy is next. I'm looking. I'm looking at his writer. And I know that you're not kidding. And I'm like, you got to be kidding me. That's next. You're part of the Mikey show now. 470-1949. Or text 949mikey at gmail.com. More of the Mikey show coming up in minutes.

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3:27:57that I did drag three other human souls along with me. Thanks for that. When making the bet, Jay was saying that it's hotter in his studio than it is in here, and he said that it was 10 degrees warmer. And I went in there. I said, no, it isn't. I said, and if it's not, then you have to wash my car in the parking lot in a speedo with a bucket and a sponge. And he said, if you lose, you have to do the show for 20 minutes with everybody in my studio tomorrow. For the record, I think his payoff was a lot worse. Yes. Yeah, I do too. Let's see if you think that tomorrow. I think Mikey, I think Mikey for being so honest because he could have easily lied and gone. Nope. It's hot. It is hot in there. But when I go in there, it's not that hot because the door is always open with a mic stand. Yes. blocking the door to keep the door open. And the more the machine gets used, the more it heats up. So technically, I think I'm right. You're not right. It's hotter in there. That's tomorrow at 8. We're going to do 20 minutes in there. Perfect. That's awesome. Back to the over-the-top riders. By the way, Hanson's filling in for Hillary today.

3:29:21Back to the over-the-top writers. Here is, and a writer, by the way, is the stuff you want backstage if you are an artist performing a concert. Here's what Woods demands. Fresh strawberries and whipped cream. Yum. That sounds good. Delicious. One carton of Marlboro ultralights. A carton. That's terrifying. It's a rough night. Yeah, but you collect them. Two cases of ice-cold Budweiser bottles. Two cases of ice-cold Budweiser bottles. 48. One bottle. Southern Comfort. Just the most redneck rider I've ever heard in my life so far. So cool. Good for the throat. You saw Crazy Heart. You know that. He also wants puppies. Puppies? That's a great call. In parentheses, any breed. I want puppies backstage. I mean, is anything going to make you happier? No.

3:30:20Nothing. What are you going to do with the puppies after? How happy are those puppies going to be being shipped off to some guys backstage? Yeah, what happens when he leaves the show in the venue? They'll go back to where they came from. Puppy land? Rent-a-puppies? Rent-a-puppies happens when they grow up. Back to rent-a-puppies? Sweetly. I'm starting that company. Rent-a-puppies. He wants two cartons of mint chocolate Oreo ice cream from Ben and Jerry's. Yum. Delicious. I want to hang out in your room. Absolutely. One Taylor acoustic guitar, bottled water, unspecified, two New York-style cheese pizzas, meaning not deep dish, not regular, but thin-crusted, bendable, if I understand you correctly. Yes, you do. Two cans of fresh Copenhagen Long Cut, no older than two days old. That's right. There's a date on it, for those that didn't know. He would like an American flag. Is this Kid Rocks Rider? Dude, did you just copy and paste? American flag. He wants earplugs, a sleeping mask, 100 white candles lit around the room, and a large oriental rug.

3:31:42What's wrong with that? He basically went to some rock stars, right? No, that was really yours. I pictured in my head, Woodsy, you and your band, The Darlings, and I found out there's another band named The Darlings. You did? Yeah, but it's Steve Woods and The Darlings are playing Madison Square Garden. What do I want? That's exactly what I want. Big oriental rug. That was the idea. That's what we're supposed to do. Candles everywhere. I was trying to come up with the most diva things I could. Here's Jay's writer. He wants... An Einstein bagel, egg and turkey breakfast sandwich. You got to understand, that's my Tuesday rider. I have one for each day of the week, so that's Tuesday. I don't get that. This would be your Tuesday rider? Yeah, if I appear somewhere on a Wednesday, I have a whole different rider. I gotcha. Okay, so what Jay does, he lists, in other words, he's playing San Diego Sports Arena tonight. He's in San Diego tonight, right? He's staying at Four Seasons Aviara, all right? It's probably where he would want to be put up, some nice place, right? Mm-hmm. He has his 7 a.m., 12 noon, and 6 p.m. things laid out. Oh, that's genius. Of what he wants the promoter to have delivered to him. Diva. He wants, hey, listen, you get to do whatever you want. Einstein bagel, egg, turkey breakfast, fresh orange juice, freshly squeezed, a full-body masseuse on-site. Wow. Chiropractor, one hour, on-site. That's all I need. Pretty good.

3:33:08I like these. He wants five go-karts and track set up. Wait a minute. Go-karts that you set in? For the entourage. Yeah, for the entourage. Woods is going to be there with me. How big is your green room? Oh, it's out back. Yeah, they got to set it up. They got to set it up. Outside the sports arena. By the way, these things that he's listing, I've seen things like this. They do. I did the writer for Kenny Chesney. I mean, they need basketball stuff all set up outside for him. Yeah, they need like a court. Uh-huh. Yeah. Well, I would time with the radio station. I'd give away an opportunity for two people to come ride and go karts with me. So it's brilliant. At noon, Jay wants a cheese bar. There should be at least 20 different types. He wants a salad bar, sausage bar featuring 20 different types of sausage, 32 ounce Coke, four magazines, one book, best book you have ever read. The person buying it for me has to. Buy me the best book they've ever read. That's a lot of pressure. They can get you anything they want. Exactly. He wants a mountain bike guide and transportation to local trails. Holy. You're a diva, Jay. I am. At 6 p.m., Jay would like a Kehlani's catered dinner. Now, let me explain. He wants this when he's in Denver. Regardless of where he is, that's what he wants. Let me explain. People really do that? Oh, yeah. Britney Spears had to have a specific.

3:34:28Kona coffee flown in. Flown in. Shocking. Yeah, it's the truth. So he needs Kehlani's catered. Kehlani's is a local restaurant. Fantastic. Hawaiian food in Encinitas. They've got to get it to him in Denver. Vodka, grapefruit, sea salt. Four new DVDs, new releases, please. One new pair of DCs, size 10 and a half, unspecified. Whatever they'd like. Local surf and skate t-shirt. Doesn't matter if he's in Denver. That's what I need. Oh, my gosh. And one tube of monkey butt powder. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What the heck? You get gig butt from walking around all day. Gig butt? You do. We call it. I call it chafe. It's chafe. Sienna's rider. I am nice compared to all you guys. She wants gardenia flowers all over her room. That's her favorite. She wants a masseuse and massaging table on site. Homemade chocolate chip cookies, hot out of the oven, which means most venues have a kitchen. They do. So if a cook is not available, one must be provided to said venue to cook chocolate chip cookies. One box Sour Patch Kids. One new pair of tan moccasins.

3:35:52Yum yum rainbow sprinkled donut holes. Doesn't matter from where. No, from yum yum. Yum yum. Yum yum. Got it. Chips and salsa. Chachi's hot salsa. Yeah. Iced skinny vanilla latte from Starbucks. Fancy, please. A Thai chicken salad from Sammy's wood-fired pizza dressing on the side. Thank you. Wow. Veggie tray with ranch. Ice cold water bottles. Smart water, please. And Takis? Takis. They're chips. Takis chips. Spicy and delicious. Very spicy. You could do those. Yeah. Those are easy. I did these writers. I used to do catering. So I've seen crazy stuff. What's the craziest thing you saw? I remember the craziest one that I was really bummed about. It was Gwen Stefani. Really? She had some weird things on there. And I remember looking for a certain kind of beer that was a foreign beer. And I had to drive around to all kinds of stores to find it. Yeah. But I don't really remember the specifics. Foo Fighters had one item. What?

3:36:54Coors Original beer. That's it? Love those guys. That's awesome. Coors Original. Yeah, that's awesome, though. They do. They have, like, I want six bottles of smart water, 17 ounces, room temperature, and then I want cold Aquafina 30-ounce bottles. Holy crap. You know, like, what the heck? It gets crazy. I wouldn't be that big. I told all of us. I said, we got to go crazy on these. We got to really go for it, okay? I went for it. My rider consists of... Two bottles of one liter Fiji waters. One tray of assorted meats and import cheeses. One bag of Ruffles cheddar and sour cream potato chips. Delicious. Gross. The best. One small basket of mixed breads, all soft, no hard breads, please. Warm? Sounds like breakfast. I need mayo and mustards. Brown, spicy, yellow, and spicy yellow. Oh, my God. I need three cans of FRS Healthy Energy Peach Mango Energy Drink. Three cans. Isn't this what Jay does every morning? Yeah, seriously. I need one bottle of Gold Peak Unsweetened Iced Tea, one soft orange bean bag. I thought of a bean bag chair, too. Bean bag chair or like a bean bag? What's the difference? The bean bag you hold in your hand, the chair you sit in. The hacky sack. Oh, one's a hacky sack, I think, right?

3:38:23No. I want a tacky sack. No, you want a chair. I want a bean bag. Yeah. Big, giant bean bag. Jumbo. One Z Gallery throw rug. Oh, wow. Has to be from Z Gallery. Z Gallery is the best. They're soft. Yeah. One pair of size 10 slippers, black Nike, please. Two oversized extra soft pillows. One Sleep Master brand sleep mask. Four pair of orange. Orange. In orange. This is all typed in black except for the word orange, which is orange. You never wear orange of anything. I never noticed. Earplugs. Why do you like orange so much? Orange earplugs. I wear the green ones. But you like the orange beanbag chair too. I don't know. You never noticed that about you. I don't know why. But that's true. I want an orange bean bag and I want orange earplugs. And the last item I want is three paperback copies of various Michael Crichton novels. What about a red pen? Is there not a red pen? I don't have to write. Sharpie. I don't have to write. People write for him. If I did, though, I can guarantee you that's what I would want. Guaranteed. Take a guess who the top earning tour of 2010 was. Because I can almost guarantee you, you've guessed wrong.

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3:43:47Chase introduces real cash debit. Now you can get up to 3% cash back automatically for buying everyday stuff at everyday prices. Chase what matters. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I want to be a movie director more than anything else. Lauren. Yes, I'm going to get a wheatgrass shot. Woods. I'm a great baseball player, but I can be better. Sienna. Only time I'll eat spinach is if it's in artichoke dip. And Jay. I would rather be skating or surfing any day. On FM 94.9. That was my first concert. Really? REO Speedwagon. Survivor opened. Barely slept the night before. I can imagine. Woke up again. Like Christmas. How do you? Lauren is able to absolutely crush me in .2 seconds. She's good at it. She is. She knows the exact two words to say. Poor Mike.

3:45:00Tonight, the 8 o'clock album. REM. Fables of the Reconstruction. Oh, look who's here. It's a file of papers. Wow. Gross, man. Wow. Those had to be done. Are you just going to say it on the microphone? Maybe I hurry up. Really? You can argue with Mother Nature, pal. I do. I argue with her. You just take care of business. Gross. Hurry up. Hurry up, you. My wife and I are very different in that regard, by the way. Really? My wife is all business and hurry up. Me, I can spend an hour. Hour and a half. Hour and a half. Easily. Awful. Reading. Take my laptop in. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Oh, I don't take the laptop. Don't you? You take the iPad. iPad. Guys get the bull ring on their butts because they sit for so long. Oh, my gosh. Women are not like that. No. All business. Women are all business. Get in and out. Get in and get out. Yeah. Let's see. Okay, so top earning tour of 2010 was?

3:46:01So far is Bon Jovi. Really? Raking in $52.8 million in the first half of the year. Really? Yeah. Would you have ever thought that? No. I would have said, like, Lady Gaga. Yes. Bieber, one of those. How is Bon Jovi out-earning Gaga, Bieber? I'll give you the top three. By the way, it sounds like I was just speaking a language. Gaga, Bieber. Baby language. Following Bon Jovi, James Taylor, and Carole King. What is 1972? It's because $41 million in the first half of the year. People that have money are older. I think it's expensive. Yep. They're going to the nice wine festivals. Yeah. Paying $55 a ticket to sit in a quilted area to see James Taylor. $155. $155. Yeah, $155. I just paid $60 for the Deftones. Yeah, then they're paying $155 to see him. Yep. The last one on this list, number three, making $34.2 million in the first six months of this year. Any guesses? Carrie Underwood. Nope. Not Justin Bieber. Jimmy Buffett. Nope. It's a girl. I would have said not Carrie Underwood. A young girl. Katie Perry. Crystal Bauer socks. No, not Katy Perry, not Crystal Bauer socks. Miley Cyrus. Oh, Miley. Nope. A girl. Justin Bieber. You're close with Miley. Billie Rae.

3:47:25No. Oh, Taylor Swift. Yes. There you go. Hillary Duff. She's still relevant. Hillary Duff. James Taylor. Really? Let's do some new releases. Yes. What do we got? New albums out today. Sting, Symphonicities. I love them. Dude, Sting, I didn't know this about Sting. Sting apparently is a perfectionist musically. Weird. I didn't know that. No. They say that he is an absolute perfectionist, which to me is really cool. Which doesn't explain why this would ever be put out on the airway. Really? You don't think he's a good musician? It's his old songs, well, existing songs put together with an orchestra. And I also think his voice is so unique. Yeah, he was great in The Police. You don't like any of that solo stuff, really? No way. Slays me. M.I.A., self-titled M.I.A. Let's see.

3:48:31Apparently I like M.I.A. Who knew? They were the ones. I mean, because this is like only a handful of things I've heard from them. And every time I hear something new, I'm like, oh, I like that. Yeah. Third world democracy. Yeah, they're in Slumdog Millionaire, their music. Yeah, it's good. What else? Usher. DJ got us falling in love. Couldn't tell you an Usher song. Couldn't tell you one. My boo. Really? My boo. I would never have thought that that's what Usher sounded like. Usher was really big for a while. Then he went away. Now he's trying to come back in the scene. He's doing a good job. I thought Usher was in the same category of, like, sort of taken seriously artist as Jay-Z. No. No. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Crowded house intriguer. Outwards? Yeah. Almost Radiohead-esque. Sounds good in my ears.

3:49:50Feels good around my eardrums. I'm really surprised. That's the same band that sang, Hey now, hey now. Wow. Which, by the way, is a very underrated song. That's a great song. Who's underrating it? Well, I don't think that if you said to most people, Hey, what do you think of Crowded House? People would be like, really? Well, I know the song. I know the song. I didn't know who sang that. They'd be like, same thing I think of Bananarama. Yeah. Cruel Summer? Oh my gosh. It's good. Tracy Bonham, Mast of Manhattan. Never heard of it. John Bonham's kid, baby. I need more cowbell. She had the angry song, like, mother. It was like, mother, mother. Mother. I thought that was dancing. Never heard of it. It's garbage. Sounds like, you know what it sounds like to me? Sheryl Crow trying to become relevant. With, like, the Fat Albert Junkyard Gang? Yeah. With the Fat Albert Junkyard Gang. Yeah.

3:50:55School of Seven Bells is out. Disconnect from Desire. I feel like I'm riding in a girl's bullfighter. You are. A girl I really don't want to spend that much time with. I love it. Keep your window down. Oh, wait. Here's the best part. Turn it down just a little bit, please. Here's one that's played on Big Sonic. Chill a lot. Sun Kill Moon. Admiral Fell Promises. Genius. Christopher Cross. A little bit. A little bit, actually. A little bit. Really? Liked Christopher Cross, too. That's really good. I like that. What is it called? Sun Kill Moon. Sun Kill Moon, Admiral Fell Promises. Oh, man. Sounds like Nick Drake. No. You say you like Christopher Cross, you're a complete douchebag. But if you like that, you're cool. Listen to the wind time. Even though sonically...

3:52:18Totally. Really? I hate everybody. I hate it. I can't stand it. Where's the drum beat? I see it. Oh, hello. It's the same. I like that song, Mikey. I like them both, but they're not the same. Really? You like them both? Because I have a feeling that if I had said to you, I think of Christopher Cross sailing. I like Christopher Cross. I think of Christopher, most people would be like. I do love sailing. Who doesn't? What about Ride Like the Wind? It's genius. Love it. Love it. Another one out today. Paul Wall, Heart of a Champion. Lauren loves this. Too bad Paul Wall's white. Is he? That's awesome. The backup vocals. I had no idea. I wish I could sing like a brother. It's the guy who came up with the grills. Yeah. Or was big on the grills. Yeah. I wish I could be like. That was your form of rap. Great. He was in that movie I just saw. I told you about the hope they serve beer in hell. Oh, he's in that? Paul Wall? But he plays something else. He plays a different rapper. I bet Paul Wall and Christopher Cross do not tour together.

3:53:39That's my guess. That Paul Wall and Christopher Cross do not. I would pay to see that. That would be phenomenal. What do you think that all the Chablis and Chardonnay people on their quilts at the $155 James Taylor concert would think if they were like, hey folks, a little bit of a change tonight. Crickets. Crickets. Yacht Rock. Yacht Rock. Yacht Rock. And out on DVD today, Chloe with Julianne Moore and Liam Neeson. Greenberg with Ben Stiller. These are motion pictures? Yeah. Yes. I've never heard of these. They're out. And the Bounty Hunter, you heard of that one, Jen Aniston and Gerard Butler. Nope. Man, that must not have been in theaters longer. The Bounty Hunter? Jennifer Aniston? Mm-mm. You guys. I like Liam Neeson and Julianne Moore, Chloe. Yeah. Speaking of Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie got a tattoo on her thigh. Riveting. Inner thigh. Inner thigh. Won't say what it is. Only that it's... But that it's for Brad. How does it get out there if she doesn't want to say what it is? She said. I got a tattoo, but I'm not going to tell you what it is. I know, right? All she says is, yeah, it's for Brad. It's for Brad.

3:55:03What is it? A naked picture of yourself? It's going to come out sooner or later because you always do naked love scenes. She's been quoted as saying she and Pitt would get married if the kids asked them to. True? I think it'd be hard to say no to the kids. They're not asking. They don't seem to care. Nobody tells the kid what to do. Nobody tells the kid what to do. The kid's not asking, okay? The kid tells. He doesn't ask. Can we get that as a little sound drop? Is he the love of your life or do you not think that there is one love in the life? He makes me feel that there is, yeah. Yeah, no, he's of course the love of my life. Yeah, you know why? He's Brad Pitt. I still am bitter listening to her talk about him. I bet, man. Listen, I'm a dude, and even I go, that's pretty... You stole him. He was married. Woods, no. He takes 99% of that fault, my friend. 99? No, Woods, 50% of that fault, bro. She's known as seducing her co-stars. Dude, they're making Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I know. I saw it. He's a married dude.

3:56:12And they hook up. It's Angelina Jolie. Oh, my God. Did you just say that? I mean, come on. He's married. I know. It's not just her fault. Yes. It's both of theirs. She took his pants off and made it right for herself? No, but they're both equally responsible. You guys are bitter at her, but not at him. I'm bitter at him. I never hear you say you're bitter at him. How often do we say we're bitter at Angelina Jolie? All the time. Every morning at eight. Right at eight. Every morning. I thought we'd do the Angelina Jolie hour. I hate you, Angelina. All right, so coming up next. Angelina! Oh, did we forget our Angelina? We did. Are you guys still bitter? Yes. You guys, it's time for our 8 o'clock Angelina bitter. Still bitter? The AJB. It's time for the old AJB. I could go on forever about it. I'm upset. All these kids. Jennifer Aniston doesn't have any. Do you see growing old together? Of course. Oh, no, not at all. Yeah, that's rough, man. If you're Jen Aniston.

3:57:15That's rough. Dude, it was her husband, man. I get it. That's pretty rough. First time in history that ever happened. No, but... I mean, it's nothing to cry about. If it was somebody I knew and it was anybody. Wow, marriage broke up and he went with somebody else. That's weird. Yeah, but it's not just that. Even if it happens a million times, it doesn't make it any better than the first time it happened. Maybe his marriage should have broken up first and then. That's so odd, though. God, that's... Weird. It's like landing on the moon. So you're going to excuse cheating? No, did I excuse cheating? You just said, it's Angelina Jolie. They have an army of kids in her face all the time. Maybe Jen Aniston goes and keeps, maybe she keeps her man. I want to punch you. She was on set at a different movie. Maybe she keeps her man. What about John Mayer? What'd she do to him? What did she do to him? He probably cheated. He badmouthed her. And now she's damaged goods. Wow, Woods. She has trust issues as a man. Hey, Jamie, maybe you keep Woods on a tight leash. She does. I'll tell you this, man. Very much. I'll tell you this. All those cases, you know, like, it doesn't have anything to do with looks because Jen Aniston is gorgeous. Gorgeous. In some people's minds and taste-wise, better looking than Angelina Jolie. Sure.

3:58:32Yeah. I mean, it just goes to show you that looks, they just, they don't, looks don't have staying power. Looks are not going to keep somebody. Not going to last forever. They're not going to last forever. Even within your beautiful years. Yep. They still don't last. It has to be something deeper than that. So today, Hillary is out and Hanson's filling in for Hillary. And we got to go. Can I show you one thing while we were talking about Brad Pitt? Sure. He finally shaved. Let me see. He looks awful. This is a big deal. He had that awful scruffy beard forever. He did. Yes. Like for a year. Yeah. What was that for? Finally clean shaven man. It was for a movie he was in called Moneyball. If I was filming. If I was clean shaven, you guys would vomit. You see it so bad. It's clean shaven.

3:59:35The talented and masculine Hanson is up next. See you tomorrow morning at six o'clock. The Mikey shows out late. In financial media station, Mikey in the morning about the music all day and night.