The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 09/24/10

2:15We are ready to go. I can't believe it's already September 24th. That happened fast. And yesterday, when I was leaving the radio station, I walked outside and I went, oh, wow, I might as well be smelling a fireplace right now. It feels like fall. Yeah. I mean, it actually feels like fall. Yeah. It's officially done with summer. It's over. If you're not standing in the sun, there is a nip. Yeah. And I last, yeah, last night I actually thought to myself, we genuinely, and I know that there are people in East County that are going to go speak for yourself. But in much of San Diego County, there were about two days of summertime. Let me introduce the show to you. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. Woodsy is out today. He's playing in a charity for his friend. Really cool cause, which hopefully he'll call in later and we will get.

3:15all the information about how people can give money to this cause, the reason that Woodsy is gone today. My friend CB is filling in for him today. Hey, how you doing? CB is 100% sure that at some point he will embarrass himself and me today. And my wife and three small children. There you go. So we'll find out. L.O.B. is our assistant producer, and she is with us today as well. That's right. And we decided to do this because, I mean, at first we were going to go, well, maybe we do a best of it. It was just going to be me and L.O.B. But then I said, well, let's see if CB could do it, CB could do it. And you're flying out today, too, right towards the end. 11 o'clock. So this will be something you regret for the lifetime of the Mikey Show. Listeners will call in and go, remember the day everything exploded on a Friday? I was listening live. That's right. That's right. So that may be the deal. And then Sienna's out. She's out for maternity leave, but we can. Pat, our pretend friend, Sienna on the back. And Jay is our producer. He is separated by glass, but at least now I can see him. That's right. Little eye contact. That's right. I can actually see him. He's got to wear a shirt now, too, because of that. That's right. He can't do shirtless. I don't have to. I don't have to. You don't have to. That's it. It's coming off.

4:34And then our phone screener is Chris. Chris. Chris. Chris. And if you want to talk to Chris, you can call right now. because he will screen your phone call at 570-1949. And beginning and end of every show, we do open phones. We can call about anything that you want to, and that's now. So do that. And if you want, you can also try us on text, 949mikey at gmail.com. If you want to get a hold of us by text, it's very easy. Some people are too shy to do the phone call thing. So here's the big stories that we're looking at. First of all... The sports stuff is big. We'll get to that in just a little bit. The word of the day is giraffe, by the way. Giraffe. Giraffe. When you cleverly hear me work the word giraffe into a sentence, just be caller 9 at 570-1949. And guess what? Today it's worth Padres Reds tickets for Saturday night. Huge. Huge right now. That is a big ticket. And then...

5:37Don't forget, TomTomToon's coming up at 7.30 this morning. And trade up for charity. We're going to have that stop at 9.30 this morning. What are we at right now, Jay? We are at 2,200. Our dinner is rich. Simply a good place to begin. Come on, San Diego. Dude, look at this. We're talking about a four-night stay at the Maui Four Seasons. No, we're not. We are talking about... thousands of kids that are getting the medical treatment they need and someone that's going to go a long ways to providing that for hundreds more. And on top of that, they're going to get a beautiful place. That's it. That's it. That's it. Because all this money is going to Rady Children's. Rady Children's Hospital is going to get all the dough that's raised from this. We're talking about a value that's already five grand. And CB, you're right, dude. You'll be sitting there at that pool going, this is nice, but... Yeah, you're going to look at everyone else, first of all, that got up there just for the vacation, and you're going to sit there and go, we got Hawaii, but no one else at this pool or this crystal clear water is helping thousands of kids right now with their medical needs and attention. That's what you get, and that lasts forever. Yeah, let's do that. Let's do it right now. If you want to get in on that, go to MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com, and that's it, man. You're helping a lot of kids.

7:03By bidding on this thing. I had no idea that this had happened, but apparently Facebook was looking at their longest outage ever. And L.O.B. says that she was affected. I was affected, and I don't know anyone in the room. Anybody notice it? No? What happened, LOB? There was a bunch of nerd talk that I didn't understand about what actually happened, why it did something about not automating configuration values or something like that. I don't know what that is. Yeah, but it lasted for two and a half hours. And there was actually an outage on Wednesday, but it wasn't related to it at all. But it was a shorter one on Wednesday. And they said it should be fine now. Everything should be back to normal. It was just some little glitch that was in the system there. People were freaking out. What happened with you? It just wasn't working. Nothing. It said out of service or what? Yeah, it would just say like, you know.

7:59temporarily unavailable or something like that. Sometimes it just wouldn't find the site at all. What did you do? I didn't know what to do. Two and a half hours. Did you know you were part of a global meltdown or did you think this was just you? I thought it was my internet. I thought it was just me. You know, we weren't going to talk about this until later but we can talk about it now and that's Zuckerberg. Is it Mark Zuckerberg? Mark Zuckerberg. Who is the guy that invented Facebook. I think he's nine and a half years old. He's a very young guy. He's very young. And this dude donated $100 million to Newark schools. It's $100 million worth of Facebook stock. And it's set up for an education foundation. Yeah. And they're hoping that the money's going to be matched by private foundations that will have a combined $200 million. Wow. Yeah, and it'll make up, I guess, 20% of Newark's budget of $940 million. He just surpassed Steve Jobs, by the way, on the Forbes rich list. Do you know how much he's worth? $17.5. Close.

9:14$17.50. $17.85. $17.90. I'm going to go over and under at $22. $25. I can't go as high as $25. Is he single? I think he is single. Oh, boy. But an estimated $6.9 billion. Oh, wow. And how much did he give away? $100 million in Facebook stock. So he basically tipped the waiter. Yeah. He found it in his couch. Yeah. And we're going bananas over. Yeah. That's a lot. And his empire collapsed yesterday, so the stocks went down. So really, what did he do for the kids? That's right. That's a lot of dough. Yeah. So they're going to announce this gift on Friday's Oprah show, which I guess would be today, huh? So she's going to go, and you're going to go. That's right. And if you reach under your seat, all of you got a Newark kid. That's right. You get a kid from Newark. It's right under your seat. And in addition to that, you get $100 million in stock. You get $100 million in stock. Well, what do they do? If he gave it to them in stock, do they just immediately sell it? Not after the network went down yesterday, at least for it to climb back up. Yeah, you got to wait. But I wonder if that's a deal. There's probably some terms on it. It has to vest over a certain amount of time. You know, that's a board meeting right now. Newark schools. And they're all sitting around. Someone's like, well, cash it in. Here's what we need. And someone else sitting there going, you know, if we sit on this, we can get. And it's like, really? Yeah, let's wait 13 years. Let's do it. Because it could be worth $1,025,000. That's the deal. iPhone, by the way. It's doubtful.

10:38that it will be going to Verizon? It's doubtful that it's coming in the near future, but they think it's likely to happen at some point. I guess the CEO spoke to a bunch of investors yesterday, and he said, you know, we would love to carry it, but we have to earn it. I don't know. It's very cryptic here, as it has been for the past six months we've been talking about. I guess Verizon rolled out its 4G LTE network, and he said over the next year he's hoping that Apple will get on board. He said at some point Apple will get with the program. Let me just give you my little rap on technology. Say it. CB, you're not really a technology guy, are you? Are you kidding me? I'm sitting here with my iPad. I got my iPhone and the other. And how can you say that? Well, because I know that you do like those two things. But outside of that, I don't know how to use them. Yes. Go ahead. So here's my deal. Thanks for going public with my inadequacy. So yesterday, we had Ian come over and he's fixing our system in our house. We have a very complicated system.

11:49Rebecca says, please ask Ian to go upstairs and check on Jake's room and the twins' room. There's a TV in there because one-year-olds need high definition. I don't even have that. Yeah. And so Ian and I both went up there and Ian is looking at the DirecTV satellite box. And he looks behind it and he says, I think this might be it, but I'm not sure. It's not plugged in. That's probably it then. That's probably it. So he plugs the cable in and it comes back. But it doesn't show us a picture. It doesn't show us that. It has a message that says this box needs to be reauthorized. So I call DirecTV and I'm giving you real time. 40 minutes. Now I got DirecTV on the phone within 20 seconds. But it needed to reboot. And then download War and Peace. And then reboot after the download. And then we discovered that we needed to change the setting. We did. It needed to re-download after readjusting the setting. Are you frustrated with this process? A little bit. Yeah. Let me ask. I'm not a tech guy either. Yeah. How long have you had this box not plugged in? Over four months.

13:18And you're a little bit upset that it's taken 40 minutes that I've been sitting for four months not plugged in. That's a perfectly decent point. Yeah, I could see why. A perfectly fair point. Just saying. But this is my dilemma. Up until this point, I had no interest in it. Rebecca said, babe, I need that. I need that back. Now, four months, but yesterday, I don't know why. Okay, to you it's not that long. But for the boys living in that room, a third of their lifetime, they have been without HD. That is true. That's true. I hadn't thought of that. You are so mean. I hadn't thought of that. Yeah, and CPS is going to come over today and say, we understand from a broadcast today on the radio that Luke and Ryan haven't had standard definition, but not high definition now for a third of their life. A full third. Monster. Monster. Monster. So now, luckily for them, they will be able to watch the Food Network. In high definition, as of today. But it took 40 minutes. Took 40 minutes. But my thing with technology is just that I wish that there was no such thing as download times. Yeah. I just wish that everything, I wish there was no wires. I wish there were no wires as well. I bet for the tech guys, though, they wish you would have just plugged it in on day one. True. True. It's a true statement. They do. They do wish I'd done that. And, well, the iPhone is now, well, over on Verizon, they have a 4G network.

14:42And I have a 3G. Can you tell there's a G missing, though? Yeah. You can? Yeah. Have you gone, like, what, head-to-head with your Verizon buddies? I know it's mental, but really. I haven't. It is mental. There's times I'm looking at mine going, I think I just pulled, like, 2.8 Gs. I don't think I got my full three on this. You didn't get three. Yeah. And I'm like, I swear. I mean, there's no one to compare it to, but I'm like, in my head. Does it bug you? It does, because I think I just went 2.8 Gs. Me too. I don't know what you guys are talking about. Well, all we're saying is that if the number's higher, I want it. Yeah. If there comes a 4.5G, what's your guess that Mikey is going to want a 4.5G? I just write it in permanent marker right on my screen over the 3G, and I just show guys. I'm like, there you go. What's that? I'm like, that's a 6.8G. That works. How'd you get 6.8? I'm like, look, it's still there when I turn my phone on. That's what I want. But part of the story, a lot of the rumors that are being fueled is that Apple has been ordering massive amounts of these CDMA chips, which the Verizon network is based on these CDMA chips. It's the U.S.'s largest carrier that has these, but Sprint is another carrier that has the same technology. So nobody knows. In 10 years, we'll look back on it all and we'll go, remember when iPhone was only on one carrier?

16:02Remember that? Remember when there was such a thing as the G's? Yeah, remember the G thing? Wasn't that funny? Remember the day that guy CB went on the radio for the first time and talked about G's? Yeah, remember that? Remember all of our last day on the air? Oh my gosh. The 10 most expensive cities in America have been released. Here they are. La Jolla, Del Mar, Carlsbad, Encinitas, Mission Valley. Barnsville. You just named every town in San Diego. Close. close. Do you want me to start with the least or the most expensive? I want to know the least of the ten, but these are the ten most expensive? Ten most. Is this all living or just houses? Yeah, what do we got? Most expensive cities to live in? It's based on the average listing prices. Oh, so homes. Number ten. Let's see, there's one, two. Can't do the drum roll. Oh, wow. More than half the list is made up of California cities. Of course. This sucks! I know it does. Santa Barbara's on there with a listing price of $1.02 million. Then Honolulu with $1.03 million. Number eight is Pasadena, $1.04 million. Then Wellesley, Massachusetts. It's a lovely place I've never heard of. $1.0 million. Greenwich, Connecticut, $1.2 million. La Jolla, number five. They're going to be bummed they slipped a five.

17:291.21 million. Edged out by number four, San Francisco, 1.33 million. Rye, New York, never heard of, 1.33. Then Palo Alto, California. Except where all the technology is. All those rich, smart people. Number two at 1.48 million. And then any guesses on the number one? New York, Manhattan. See me? I'm going to go Manhattan, New York. It's a clever way to make it different. It's the correct one. Oceanside. Nope, it is Newport Beach, California. There you go. The OC, $1.83 million. That's average? Average. Average. Average. That's horrendous. It's average. Imagine those poor people that are just hearing that and they're like, my house is $950,000. Yeah, I know. I've just blown the curve. I know. The whole neighborhood. It's true. You know what it is? It's that it's so beautiful to live here. Unless it was 2010 in San Diego. Yeah. And it was a little cloudy. But for the most part, it's a great place to live, and everybody wants to live here. How many Kansas cities are on that list? Yeah, that's right. There's not a lot. Yeah, six out of the ten here, California cities. Unreal. M1 Roosevelt from Temecula, are you there? I am here. How you doing, Mike? Good, dude. What's up? Hey, nothing much. Hey, listen, I just wanted to call in. It's one of those open phones, and I just heard that.

18:56Top ten city list and my jaw just dropped. It's pretty crazy. Oh, it's insane, man. Hey, but I was calling in really just to tell my daughter, my older daughter, I know she's listening this morning, tell her congratulations because she just got her first college acceptance letter yesterday in the mail. Woo-hoo! Nice, dude. Notice how Dad said first. That's right. Expecting more to come. That's right. Hoping more to come. She wants to get into UCSD, but she got UCR yesterday. Where's UCR? University of California Riverside. There you go. So she's pushing hard, and I wanted to tell her congratulations and that her daddy's really proud of her. Very cool, man. Very cool. Thank you. Appreciate it. Love the show, guys. Thank you, bro. Congrats. I appreciate it. I wonder if, did you, CB, did you go to college? Yes. I did not. Thanks for doubting that. I did not. Where'd you go? A little place called Azusa Pacific University. That's right. Did you apply to other places? No. I didn't even quite apply there. I just kind of showed up. Really? Yep. I was in classes for three weeks before I was on the list. Kept telling teachers, hey, I'm working on it. Just let me keep coming. I'm eventually going to show up on your role. For real? Yep. Wow. Wow. That's cool. I did not. I wish I had. I didn't graduate high school. I got my GED. I did the mighty Palomar University. Way to go. You did? North County. Yep. That's cool. For three years. Then I transferred up there as a freshman. Tells you all you need to know about my college experience. That's right.

20:23And you went to James Madison, right, LLB? Yes. Oh, that just sounds impressive. It does, doesn't it? I mean, it's a cool name for like a middle school, but for a university? It's super impressive. Tiny, tiny little president. You, I remember when we first met, said that, I go, where'd you go to college? You go, you probably never heard of it. Yeah. And you said James Madison, and I was like, sounds really big. Yeah. Sounds like an Ivy League school. They beat Virginia Tech a couple weeks ago. How about that? So now they're on the map. Yeah. That's one of the things that I wish that I had experienced was the college experience. What do you feel you missed out on? I feel I missed out on being socialized. I didn't have the opportunity to blend in with my peers, and so I was very sheltered amongst just a few people those college years. I should have been exposed to more people. That way I could have gotten used to people bumping into me. People brazing me. You know what I mean? Yeah, but you know what? See, I feel like my brain cells probably beg to differ with you. They're probably like, you know what? We wish that she didn't go to college. God probably spared me from it all so I didn't die. Yeah. You know, right? I could have. I mean, because I ended up starting to hit the booze when I turned 25. What if I'd start hitting it when I was 19? Yeah, and you were being somewhat secretive about it. Imagine people everywhere just...

21:49Raging. Raging. And I'm a terrible student. Terrible student. I hate to read. I love it and I hate it, you know? So for you, missing college had nothing to do with education. You just wanted people to bump into you. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, that was it. So you could have actually gone to the subway for like four years. Exactly. Done. CB met his wife at college. Yeah. And it was a college campus thing where you saw her, right? Mm-hmm. And you from across the campus said, oh, yeah, that's the one for me. Yeah, that makes my mouth water. That's right. Done. Isn't that how it happened? Yep. Now, we had seen each other once before, but it was actually first night of college. They would throw this big block party called a freshman mugging. Let's play the romantic music. Freshman mugging. Right. APU. There you go. There I am in a crowd of people I don't know. And I look across that crowd and I see her. Yeah. Long brown flowing hair. Beautiful piercing almond eyes. Skin that is perpetually tan. Comes from a Jewish heritage. But this woman, drop dead gorgeous. And I'm thinking, I'm a three-year transfer from Palomar, still carrying a freshman title. I'm 24 years old. But it's time to get the game off. Walked through the crowd, got my root beer float in my hand, and said, hey, remember me?

23:10Did you really say remember me? Remember me? We had seen each other at a barbecue like six months earlier. Just down here in San Diego County. Of course you. Look at me. Come on. And that kind of started it. You know what? I was friends with one of her friends. She did remember you. She remembered me. We talked. That was awkward. I was the whole time in my head. I'm like, just don't blow it. Don't blow it. Don't blow it. Don't blow it. Walk away. Walk away. Walk away. I just walked away. But her friend. I was a friend of her friend. who about two months into the school year said, you ought to call her. Really? She cuts hair on campus. That's what she did? She did. She does like four or five haircuts a night. So I picked up the phone, dialed the digits, said, hey, it's Chris. Remember me? Again with the remember me. Remember me from remember me? And she goes, yeah, how you doing? I said, hey, if I had any guts right now, I'd ask you on a date, but I don't, so how about a haircut? Swear, same line. And it's quiet. And she's all, so do you want a haircut? And I said, yeah. So we sat on her balcony, little apartment she had with four roommates and watched the sunset over the Arby's sign across the road there and running her fingers through my hair. And she's like, all right, that's it. And I'm like, no, take it shorter. Shortest haircut I had like three different times. Keep running those fingers through my hair. You just wanted her to keep cutting your hair. I just wanted to keep sniffing. So, and that was it.

24:39Wow. Done with the haircut. Next two guys that were supposed to get haircuts canceled. And I left her apartment five hours later. That's fantastic. That's fantastic. Five hours. That's right. He does. Still does. So tell me this. Did you see, were you ever in that awkward, embarrassing, like, I feel like a dodo in front of her? Did you have that period or where now you were completely comfortable? It has been 17 years and I still feel like a dodo. That's pretty cool. There's still times where I'm like, oh, like today. Yeah, there were times, I remember after that, we're walking across campus, because still nothing's set in stone. I just know, wow, I could get my hair cut by her for the rest of my life. And we're walking across campus. I see her coming. I'm walking. I'm like, okay, here she comes, here she comes, here she comes. She looks up, notices me, and she's all, hey, how's it going? And I say, just a class. And I'm like, oh, how's it going? Not where are you going. How's it going? And I'm all, just a class. She said good. It's the aura. She said good. She said good. Idiot. Idiot. Stupid. Oh, my God. Is she listening right now? Maybe. We hope. Did she laugh? Or did she? I don't know. I was just so waved and kept going. And she kind of like, stop. Like, she was waiting to talk, and I just kept walking because I'm like, you're an idiot. That's the worst. You are an idiot. You ever done that, LLB? Oh, yeah. Somebody says, somebody says, how you doing? And you go, hi. Yeah.

26:05Or like you expect someone, you go, hey, John, how are you? And they say good. And then you expect the next question that they say to be, how are you? And all they say is like, what time is it? And you're like, good. It's the worst. It's the worst. It's the worst. A decision has been made about Ryan Matthews playing this weekend against the Seahawks. If you're a Charger fan or a fantasy football fan, you might want to hear. What CB has to say in Woods on Sports. CB filling in for Woods today. We'll be right back. Live studio audience in here today. It's the Mikey Show. You're going to wear them like that. Word of the day is giraffe. Giraffe. That's right. And when you hear me say that, caller number 95701949 gets a pair of tickets to Padres Reds this weekend, Saturday night. Gonna be huge. Huge! Live studio audience in here today. Very nice. And TomTom Tunes coming up at 7.30. We will have the TomTom girl in here doing her thing. And guess who's on the line with us right now? Barack Obama.

28:05It's not Barack Obama. Darn it. Bill Clinton. It's better than Bill Clinton and Barack Obama. Betty Ford. So it's better than Betty Ford. It's our friend Woods. There he is. There's a kid. How you doing? We're good. It's 830 where you are. I just woke up and greeted by the soothing sounds of our boy CB. You guys sound great. Are you listening online? Yeah, Jamie and I were laying in bed listening. Aw. I don't mind, man. Woods. Didn't miss a beat. Woods, guess what my favorite part of the morning was. What's that? Highlighting. Highlighting. This is the best. I'm a little hoarse. I was screaming like a girl at Kings of Leon last night. You went to Kings of Leon? Yeah. Where was it? It was at, do you remember, it used to be Starplex, Mike, Smirnoff? So you went to, in Dallas? Dallas. Wow, there you go. Sorry, Malman picked us up at 7.05, and we went straight to the venue. Saw some friends there. Great, great night. That's fantastic. Well, it was fantastic. My mom's on her way over to get Jamie and I. We're going to go spend the day with family, and it's all good, man. What is it, 140, 150 there today? Yeah, it's seriously like 96 right now, and it's 8.30. Oh, my gosh. That is horrific. You guys are great, man. CBE, get all the sports and stuff.

29:37Lined up, dialed in. Best it will ever be. Hey, thanks for your salary for a day, too. I'm paying off the house with it. I know. I can picture you right now with a spit cup pacing across the room, back and forth. Maybe take a jet back. Ain't gonna happen. I think we actually sound better than ever. Done and done. We love you. We need you. Call in again, dude. That's not what you said at the break. Yeah, I said the chemistry was better than it's ever been, but I know that was a joke. It had to have been a joke. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. We love you, Woodsy.

30:39B-team there. Keep on, keep it on. B-team. Hey. Hey, Woodsy. You guys sound good. What's up? You know, maybe you avoid bars. What? I did. Oh, gosh. All right, cool. And maybe you stay inside. Maybe you chain yourself to the toilet. What? It's all in charity this weekend. There you go. In this golf tournament. Holton's Drive for Sid. So cool. It's something I've committed to do. And, you know, as many years as I went to high school with Cotton, there's 40 dudes. And, you know, teams. Wow. That's cool. So it's a good time and, you know, a good cause for sure. It sounds like a cool thing, a fun weekend. Yeah. Still, you know, maybe your wife Jamie carries you around in a baby, Bjorn. Yeah, she's getting the kid down here. The kid doesn't get in much trouble, you know? Really? Yeah. Doesn't he? That he remembers. Hey, Wiz, did you put the link to that charity on the Facebook page? Very cool. Keep up the good work. When are you coming home? I'll be home.

31:56Hey, Luke. Look it. Look it. Ella B's making fun of me like, oh, when's your boyfriend coming home? She's making a hand hard. I wish I knew how to quit you. Really? Yeah. So what time was he? I get home at like 45 and then I'm going straight to the ball field. You got to play ball. Wow. I guess that's what professional players do. Look at you. Look at you. When you're paid to play, you let your sponsor down. You want to get out there and support your guys. Now, that is a true statement, but what about you guys and your baseball team? Right. Our team that is sponsored, we like to show up and do good stuff. The tipsy crows. That's right. There you go, buddy. We love you. Love you guys, too. Have fun. All right, we'll talk to you later. Later. That's our boy, Woods. Glad that phone call's over. I felt really insecure during that time.

32:59It was really awkward. You know what? Flashbacks. I dated a girl once in high school, and I remember on a date, she got a call from her ex-boyfriend. This is at her house. She goes, oh, I need to take this. And she sat there for like 30 minutes talking to him. Oh, my gosh. While I sat there watching TV. Oh, my gosh. I just had that flashback with Woody on the phone. I don't know why. Now, question. During that 30 minutes, did it ever cross your mind? Like, I'm leaving. Oh, yeah. But my thing is, like, how do I leave and not and just go? And I actually got and told her mom, hey, you know what? I'm going. Because then she went and she took the phone call in the back. Oh, my gosh. So I told her mom, hey, just tell her that. You know, it was great. Thanks. I'll see her at school. How old? And then her mom goes and just chews her out. She comes out, I'm so sorry. I'm like, yeah, yeah. Did it last? That was one date. One date? Yeah. Yeah. She didn't say yes for the second date. Ella B., you ever had that happen? Stuff like that? I've had people take a call and... rudely stay on the phone while I'm sitting there. And same thing, it's like, okay, I'm going to look. It's 8.52 right now. I'm 9.05. I'm definitely leaving. But never the ex-girlfriend. I had a girl that I really, really liked in high school. And she didn't like me. It was very clear. We were never getting out of the friend zone. And I liked her so much, pined over her. She knew it. And then finally I met someone else.

34:17and went on a date, first date, with this someone else. Really pretty girl. When we got back, I was driving back to our, you know, my house. I lived with my parents. That must have been thrillingly cool for the girl that I took on the date. But I was only like... 31. Yeah, I was only 31, so it wasn't a big deal. I was, I don't know. And that's where you're like, I'm actually supporting my parents right now. Yeah. I don't know how you feel about that. Yeah, they're in their 40s, but I'm supporting them. We were driving back after this date. And I could see from half a block away that the girl that I was on the date with had a piece of paper under her windshield. And I went, I don't know what that is. It's not a parking ticket. But I don't think it's a parking ticket. It's got heart stickers on it. But it's a friendly town. Yeah. And so it was a... Who do you think you are? Blah, blah, blah. From the girl that I liked and had pined over for years. Shut up. How did you find out? She put her name in everything. And so obviously this new girl is like, who are you? And what is this? And what? You know, just weird. And I was so hurt, sad, fear. So mad. And yet a little happy that, okay, maybe I can go back to first girl. Yeah. And so I angry called first girl and went.

35:41What is going on? And she made light of it. She said that it wasn't that big a deal, that she was a little bit jealous, blah, blah, blah. She didn't think it was as big a deal as I did. But she was clearly sending a message. But she still didn't want to go out with you. She just didn't want to lose one of her faithful fans. Yeah, no, and she didn't go out with me. There's a theme, Mike. She didn't want to lose a fan. This is like the third time you've talked about a girl's been really mean to you, but secretly she liked you. Oh, well, I mean, listen, here's the thing. I don't think that it was secret. She told me one time, get a load of this. She said to me one time, if you lost weight... Dot, dot, dot. She did. She just flat out said it. Wow. Yeah. Wasn't enough to get me on a treadmill, but she flat out said it. Wow. Sounds like a nice girl. Yeah. I mean, she flat out said it. Maybe she was just trying to motivate. She wanted the best for you. Yeah. Maybe she was. Maybe she was thinking down the road, if I have kids with this guy, will he be able to live past his 50s? Yeah. I mean, maybe it was love just came across in an awkward, rude way. That was her way. Maybe she didn't want to date a fat guy. I don't know. I just don't think you're a closer. You're just not a closer. They like you, but you're not in there to...

36:45closed the deal. Couldn't have said anything more accurate, Jay. Rebecca closed your deal, right? Yeah, she had to. If Rebecca hadn't told me. But look at what you got. Oh, I know. Thank goodness that Rebecca told me that she liked me, because if she hadn't, it never would have happened. And still, we walked together, it looks like somebody kidnapped somebody. And even in that hurt and pain of knowing that first date was ruined with a note under the windshield wiper, without that note there. You may have ended up marrying first date. Oh, thank goodness. And then no Rebecca. I mean, that was the best note that was ever played on your broken arm. It was the greatest note ever. I wouldn't have found my sweetheart. I would have tried to spin that into a, hey, look, I'm so popular kind of thing. Aren't you lucky you're out with me? Yeah, girls can't quit me. I would have walked up and gone, again, another note. Are you kidding me? Everywhere I go. I'd be writing my own notes from now on and carrying them with me, just dropping them. Gosh, you know this has happened before. Oh, how awkward. I'm sorry. Oh, Madonna. Madonna, quit doing this. I can't. She's so possessive. Sorry, I'm dating Madonna. Didn't know. She was on tour. I didn't think she'd find out. This is a really weird story. What might happen today on Facebook and Twitter. Yeah.

38:00Tell us, L.O.B. Okay, so there's a bunch of students over at, I don't know if it's students or not, at San Diego State University, SDSU, that are doing this simulator of an earthquake drill. They want to see how quickly this kind of thing can spread on social media, how effective it is to spread news about catastrophes. Because I guess Twitter was widely used in the aftermath of the... Haiti earthquake. Okay. So what they're going to do at 9 o'clock today. Set your watches. Yeah. They're going to do a drill where they put a test message out on Twitter that says that there was a 9.2 earthquake and that it hit Southern California. It's going to say this is a drill. This is a test. This is not real. To participate in more info. And then it's going to direct you to this website that has, you know. All these other messages and what to do in the event and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. What do you think, CB? This is a bad idea. Is a bad idea? You think so? Babe, if you're listening right now, be prepared for my mom to call. What time is it? Nine o'clock? Nine o'clock. Be prepared for my mom to call from Texas at 9.01, wondering if her babies are safe. And once again, why California is not a good place to live, even though we have the most expensive cities in the world. Right. Yeah. Well, apparently what they're going to be claiming...

39:13that happens is so it's nothing that could actually ever happen. They're going to claim that there was, you know, a 9.2 earthquake off the Aleutian Islands, which I've never even heard of. You got to be smart to even figure that out in a test. And then it creates a huge tsunami that's going to hit Southern California five hours later. So there's a bunch of participants that are going to be, you know, just intermittently sending these out just to see. Odds that one of those participants forgets to put that it's a test. It doesn't matter if they forget. It's college students. By the second transaction, it's done. I mean, seriously. And by the third one, we've already got somewhere around 150,000 to 200,000 people unaccounted for off the coast that are floating on the roof somewhere. Right. And it won't. Oh, man. Yeah. Well, they said the goal is to see if the public will use the site as a clearinghouse and how they'll respond to these online messages. With panic. By clearinghouse, you mean everyone running from the coast. Yes, they're going to clear house. It's like the World of Worlds bit with Orson Welles. It is. It's identical. It's identical. In the 80s, there was a movie about a natural disaster happening, something about the end of the world. Because I remember, I was with a whole group of friends, and we had a mom bust in, and she's like, everyone's got to pray. Everyone's got to pray. And we're like, what? And it was a TV show. That said before and after. I know what it is. What is it? Was that day after tomorrow? Or no, no, no. That would be Sunday. No, no, no. I'm talking in the 80s. What was that movie called? Friday the 13th? No. It was on television.

40:39You guys are old. It was in the 80s. The stand? No, no, no. Listen, I remember the year. It was 1985. I know that for sure. Yes. It was 1985 because I was a soft. It was either 85 or 83. 85 or 83. I'm going to say 80s. Yes. Okay. And this is what I remember about that movie. Everybody was talking about it. It was like the hugest movie on television that had ever come out. And every American family was going to be watching about it. I mean, it was reported on the news. This is a big thing. This is a big thing. It was going to start at this time. And I'm telling you, even my mom and dad were tuned in. Everybody tuned in. And I remember right when the movie credits came on. Phone rang. And I'm like. Who could that possibly be? Maybe Ronald Reagan. Besides Ronald Reagan. Who could that possibly be? I remember to this day. Mona Salcido. Just calling to see what I'm doing. Mona called me that day. She did? Yeah. It's so strange. Hi, Mike. What you doing? I go, do you realize what's going on right now? What? That movie that we can't remember the name of 24 years from now is on television right now.

41:45So, are you going out on Friday? No, I don't know. How come you're not Mona? Why aren't you watching this? Why aren't you Mona? Are you going to Katie's party? No, I don't know. I'll call you back. Don't call back, though. Okay. That's what happened. What was the name of it? Until the End of the World. It's a 1980s film. That's the only one I could find. It was TV. There were three channels at that time. And the thing was, they told everybody it's fake. I mean, we're saying it's the end of the world, but it's fake. Before and after every commercial break, it's fake. And yet, immediately, people... And that's what's going to happen with this. Somebody call. Somebody will remember what that movie was. It was an event on television. Changed my life that I can't remember. Yeah. And you know what I remember thinking was that it wasn't very good. I wanted it to be so much more than it actually was. I wanted it to be, you know, gigantic, and it was just, eh, whatever. I remember we weren't watching it. I was with a group of friends at someone's house, and someone's mom broke in, and I panic. Had everybody scared to death, because we didn't know what was going on. Then other parents showed up and said, no, no, it's a TV show. TV show. 5701949. During the moon landing in 69, we could watch on TV. I got that newspaper, by the way.

42:53You do? I have the newspaper that next day, a big front page. I mean, this whole man walks on moon and everything. I got it in a little safety deposit. It's a box in my closet. I call it my safety deposit box. Yeah, it's actually a box in your closet. It's not very safe and you don't deposit anything, but it's in my closet. Yeah. Well, my wife's mom was recently married and was huddled around the television to watch that exact... event right huge event man landing on the moon and a guy decided that at that exact moment was going to be the time that he wanted to jump on his ham radio and just talk to his buddies and so as you're hearing houston blah blah blah one small step for man she hears this is uh johnny cakes just uh you out there good buddy hey good buddy you out there come back she's like this interference was coming through the television. She's like, are you kidding me? What a clown. Are you kidding me? How could somebody not be watching that? But that was it. That's it. Somebody's got it. M1 Aaron from San Diego. You there? My wife beat you. What did your wife say it was? My wife said it's, well, you don't have to call it go first. Go ahead, Aaron. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. That's it. That's it. That's it. It was the day after. I love it. What was the year?

44:17It was like 84, 85. 83. I just looked it up. 83. That was it. The frightening story. Go ahead, Jay. Frightening story of the weeks leading up to and following a nuclear strike. There it is. Yeah, Mona Salcido ruined the first bit of it for me. My wife just texted that answer. She did? Genius. How about that? Looks and brains. That's right. That's what you need. Let's see. CB's filling in for Woods. With Woods on Spotify. Look at him. He's already trying to get into his chi. He's trying to get into his happy place. Woods! Woods, Woods! Yeah. CB, CB, CB. Taking Woods spot. And paycheck, of course. Hopefully he's listening. I love it. By the way, we have a sponsor. We do have a sponsor. Sports Today is brought to you by Clearview Eye and Laser Medical Center. Clearview Eye and Laser Medical Center. Perfection. Hey, we have bad news and bad news for San Diego sports fans. Some of you following the Padres in the big race right now. Back into second place. The flip-flop happened last night. Dodgers beat us 3-1. At the same time, Giants spanked the Cubs at Wrigley 13-0.

45:35to nothing. So Giants back out in front with a half game lead in the NL West. Padres now also a half game behind Braves for the wild card spot. So pitcher Matt Latos with the loss, but kind of sums up how he feels about that and the future coming down to the final stretch of Padres baseball. Cut one. We're not nine games back. We're not 10 games back. You know, we're a half game back as of right now. Do we want to lose? No, I mean, but can we afford it? Technically not, but technically we can because we're still that close and something could happen at any moment. I guess better to get it out now than, you know, five games left. Yeah, you're right. Just be careful, please. Let's just please win these games. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please. Please, please. They don't seem to be stressing it. Pods open up a three-day homestand against NL Central leading Reds tonight. Out at the park, everyone get out there. Let's cheer them on, get our way in there. Giants now, three days against the Rockies in Colorado. I know we want Rockies to win, but they're also just three games behind Padres. So this thing's going to get tight. It's amazing. Huge season. 490 games, I think, they play. And it's still going to come down to Padres-Giants. Three-game stance at the end next week up in San Francisco.

46:49Huge. Charger fans, been waiting, holding your breath. Looks like now just out. Ryan Matthews to sit out Sunday in Seattle. Yeah. Going to be a tough one. He's not going to play. Got an upper ankle sprain. He missed Thursday's practice. Here's the thing. They're saying definitely out. We want to save him from the rest of the season. A lot of people say in this upper ankle sprain, though, it could be a four-week type thing. Let's hope not. Dude, if it was me and I had an upper ankle sprain, I'd just go, I'll see you in February. I'm going to be on the couch, not doing anything. But these guys play on stuff like that. Take four shots in the ankle, get out there, and run with a bad flipper. Mike Tolbert's going to jump in. Did great when he jumped in for Matthews against the Jaguars. Carried 16 times, 82 yards, two touchdowns. So we still in some good spot there. Chargers going up in Seattle this week. Going to be a tough place to play. They do have Malcolm Floyd back after he missed practice with a sore leg, but he looks like he's good to go. Phil Rivers talking about playing up there at the Seahawks. Cut to.

47:47The biggest thing that stands out is how loud it gets. It certainly will be loud. They're a good team. They play well at home. They got off to their home opener. They played really well against San Francisco, and we'll need to. did our best to go up there and win. I would love to experience that. Just once, experience the crazy loudness that that Quest field is. It's supposed to be gnarly. Let's take your plane. Let's do it this weekend. Yeah, we'll get my plane, we'll get my private jet, and we'll fly up there. Can I come? Yeah, it'll be great. You've got box seats at every stadium, don't you? Every stadium in the United States, so we'll just get in there. Done. Also going against us in that, Pete Carroll, of course, from USC, head coach fame, now up at Seattle with the Seahawks, ultimate motivator. He realizes how big this game is for them, so they're going to be pumped up. Pete Carroll, cut three. This is a huge week for us, a huge week to get back on track. Coming back home to Quest is a really big deal for us, obviously, and everybody around the league is facing different scenarios. We're facing one. We've got to bounce back from what happened last week. That team looks better.

48:46No matter what anybody says, the Seahawks look better than they did last year. They scare me a little bit. I still think Chargers are going to roll on this one, though. We're looking good. Just finding our zone right now. Last night, huge night in baseball. Baseball history. One of those records that I don't know if we're going to see broken now at any time. And it's still going. Ichiro Suzuki sets 200-hit milestone. He became the first player ever in the history of baseball with 10 straight 200-hit seasons. Did that one last night. Puts him in the ranks of Pete Rose. Ty Cobb, Lou Gehrig, Paul Wainer. I know who the first ones are. Don't know about Paul Wainer. Sorry if you're listening, Paul. Could have been one of those 1890 guys. Never heard of him. Suzuki now has more 200 hit seasons than any other player in history. Breaking the record, he's going to share it now with Pete Rose with 10, but Pete Rose didn't do it consecutively. Happened last night. Way to go, Ichiro. On the PGA Tour Championship, local boy. Come on, Phil. I know you listen to this show. Phil Mickelson, tied for six. He's one under. Everyone's been rooting now in the tiger slump of, man, if he can do it this week and he takes over the number one ranking, something he's never been able to do, I don't know. Sitting good right now, tied for six. There you go. Other things of interest, Jets disappointed in Braylon Edwards. Tuesday morning, got his DUI, Rex Ryan, head coach, doesn't want to talk about it. Jets owner, Woody Johnson.

50:06Addressing this for the very first time, said he will play Sunday. He expressed the appropriate remorse to myself, to the rest of the team. We're going to let him play. Embarrassing is how he characterized it. And Woodsy talked yesterday about how the NFL even has this deal where you can call this number. Yeah. And they'll come pick you up. Anytime. The NFL has that for every player. Yeah. Take advantage of it. Yeah. So, no, he didn't. There you go. Woody Johnson, Jets owner, made sure that his guys all have that. Number on speed dial. Now, if you're ever out, he says, hey, even one drink, even a half a drink, drink liquor, don't drive, call the number, make sure someone else is driving for you guys. So that's all the Jets need going on right now. Are we a nation of fear? Stephen Colbert was on Good Morning America yesterday, and he was talking about it and all the things that Americans are afraid of. Now, he's doing it in a joking way, but when I was listening to it, I'm like, We probably are. We are afraid of that stuff. So anyway, we'll play that audio for you. Still listening for the word of the day. It's Giraffe. Could get you a pair of tickets to Padres Reds Saturday night. And a live studio audience in the Mikey Show this morning. Welcome back. It's the Mikey Show with a live studio audience in here this morning. That's right. We got CB filling in for Woodsy today. How you doing? And we also have our girl Sienna out on maternity leave.

51:51And she's got her little baby Gage, and she'll be back pretty soon. Sage. Sage. I said Gage. No, you said Sage. I said, yeah, of course I did. Yeah, it just sounded like... Gage. By the way, don't forget, Sunday is Tim Pyle is going to be doing his live broadcast from the Casbah with the local 949 free show and live radio broadcast. It's going to be cool. Night of the Rocksteady Ska. And here's who will be there. The amalgamated, unsteady Otley Mercer and the Fire Corner sound system DJs. Free food from Lucho Libre, which is real good. They were on Man vs. Food. Great place. I've eaten their food. It's incredible. And doors open at 7. The coup d'etat FTP and Local 94.9 live from the Atari Lounge that Sunday. It's going to be real good. Check it out. Don't forget, word of the day, giraffe. Giraffe. You want to get in on giraffe. When you hear me work that into a sentence seamlessly.

52:48Caller number nine. Seamlessly. Yeah, I'll do it so crafty. Oh, you won't know. You'll barely even notice. And when you hear that, 5701-949, and you will win tickets to go see the Padres, take on the Reds Saturday night. Huge series. It'll be very big, dude. So that's the deal. TomTomTunes coming up in about 20 minutes. We're going to be talking to the TomTom girl. Love her. And don't forget, trade up for charity. CB, you said it earlier. This is not about a four-night stay at the Four Seasons in Maui, even though... That's what it is. That's the added bonus. That is. Four nights, stay four seasons in Maui is fantastic. You're not going to get a better place. But this is not the value on that. This is about Rady's Children's Hospital. This is about all those kids needing medical attention. This is going into that huge pool that we're supporting. This is you sitting in one of the most beautiful places on earth and one of the finest hotels ever, looking at everybody else that's poolside and crystal clear water and realizing, huh.

53:49We're doing this for thousands of kids, and that's amazing. That's what's going to live forever. As you're trading vacation photos for the next eight years and people are going, whoa, how'd you guys stay there? You can also say, hey, by the way, thousands of kids affected. So, hey, some of you with some money, some of you with some corporations, some of you that can write this off, pony up on this one, do some amazing stuff for a whole bunch of kids that are hurting right now, and have a great four nights that you can use or throw to someone else. That's awesome. Get it. Here's the thing. You know, my son Jake has autism and was so, so greatly affected by all the work at Rady Children's, and that's why I love doing stuff for them. What are we at right now, Jay, with the current bidding? We are still at $2,200. Only a good place to start. Yeah, $2,200. It ends at 930, okay? Go to MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com, MikeyShow.com, and you will see how you can bid. And it also includes a gigantic picture. So you choose the picture and it will be made into what looks like a portrait. Amazing. It's really cool. Framed the whole deal. Stephen Colbert. So he's on Good Morning America yesterday. He's making ha-has. He's making jokes and stuff. But I wonder if there's any truth to any of this. He's talking about as Americans, what are we afraid of? What should people be afraid of? Well, immigrants, Muslims, gay people.

55:18Robots? Aren't we, by the way? I'm afraid of robots. Uh-huh. There's a big summit on bed bugs this week. Bed bugs. Last night, okay, I'll give you an example. Last night we have our first growth group. We got all our people there and we're doing potluck. We're just eating. And one of the guys in the growth group says that he just picked up mountain biking. He goes, dude, you live in the greatest area for mountain biking. And I'm going to bring my bike over here and just start riding. And I go, you know there's snakes out there. And he goes, and he's like, yeah. And I go, I'll get you. They'll lay and wait for a bike to come by. Oh, yeah, they're waiting for this. Biker guys. They can hear those gears changing coming up the hill, and they're just like, yeah, sucker, bring it. I'm about to throw some venom down. I mean, of course. And he goes, well, you know, yeah, but if I thought that way, it's the same thing Jay has said a million times. Jay says, if I thought that way. Cuckoo. Yeah. He says I'd never ride the bike. You'd live in a bubble. You'd live in a bubble. The person that got attacked by a snake on their bike, they'll wish they would have thought that way. Sure. I said, well, listen, you know who that doesn't happen to? Oh, gosh. The chubby guy watching TV in bed. That's me. What if your laptop overheats? I know. Gosh. Can you imagine? Bugs are called bed bugs for a reason, not couch bugs. So you're actually in their domain. That's what, okay, so that's what.

56:45Another lady in our group, she goes, what about bedbugs? And really, you have to say it like this. Bugs. What about those things? Bedbugs. In fact, you know what bedbugs like? They like dead skin, which our body produces. Our body is the largest organ that we have, and it constantly produces fuel and food. She skeeved me out so bad I wanted to go take a shower. Twice. Twice. But he's right. What are we afraid of? Bugs, absolutely. Is there any correlation between the fact that these bedbugs started coming around when Obama became president? He's making a joke, right? He's making a joke. But, I mean, we are a nation of fear. Yeah, did you know, Mike, that more people die on the toilet every year than in shark attacks? What brand of toilet is that? Any brand. Any brand? Any brand.

57:50I don't want to get that toilet, whatever it is. You don't want to sit on a toilet. You don't want to go near it. Might as well just get some Depends or something. Is that a true statistic? That is a true statistic. How many people died on the toilet last year? I don't know the numbers, but I know it's more than shark attacks. So we can go swimming with a meat suit on, like Lady Gaga. Gaga, let me ask you a question. Would you... take that meat suit? Because I know you're a brave woman. You stood up in front of a Senate hearing. Would you wear that meat suit into the ocean? I would wear a meat suit anywhere that I would go and wear a dress, Mike. It makes no difference. Okay, so you wouldn't wear a dress in the ocean, so obviously... I would wear a dress in the ocean. I would wear anything I want to in the ocean. As a matter of fact, I'm Gaga. I know Lady Gaga, but you wouldn't wear a dress in the ocean. Why wouldn't I? Because you tell me I can't. Yes. I'm Gaga. I know that. I know that. Are you listening? I am listening. I'm listening, Gaga. I'm listening. Are you sure? I'm positive. But you're screaming at me at the top of your lungs. Nobody's screaming. You're screaming. I'm a whisperer. You're screaming. You're raising your voice. You're screaming at me. Now you're doing a creepy whisperer. I'm not. I'm just saying you're screaming at me. Listen to you. Okay. Are you listening? Okay, that was screaming. Yeah, you screamed. You screamed. You're screaming. Are we a nation of fear, CB? Have we always been a nation of fear? I mean, you tell me 60 years ago people weren't afraid.

59:10I don't think they were afraid like we are now. I don't know. They didn't have as many things to be afraid of. I bet they did. 60 years ago, they didn't have internet viruses to be afraid of. Yeah, there you go. 60 years ago, they didn't have AIDS to be afraid of. 60 years ago, they didn't have as many venereal disease to be afraid of. Online predators? Online predators. Are you telling me more people are dying on toilets today than they did 60 years ago? That's what you're telling me? Nope. I'm telling you that more people are dying of AIDS than 60 years ago. Sure. Came around the 80s. I'm telling you, though, more people died of stagecoach accidents 150 years ago than did today. There's always something to be afraid about. That's what I'm saying. More people were killed by Indians 400 years ago than are today. That's true. Yellow fever, stuff like that. Stampedes. I mean, you know how many deaths were claimed by stampede? Polio. Different fears. Here's the thing, though. We just live in this global community where now we know about everything instantly. Somebody in New York gets a bad case of lice and they close down two schools. And we got kids in California that come to school with their heads shaved. That's the difference. We just know about things instantly now. Things that happen overseas, we know about today. Back then...

1:00:13I mean, you didn't know about someone getting killed by a stagecoach until the stagecoach actually made it out to the West Coast. And by then you're like, oh, that was sad four weeks ago. That was seven years ago. You know what's a crazy thought about that is that I never imagined, but it must have happened. There must have at some point in the middle of Laredo been a campfire at night. And a guy leans over to his wife and goes, darling, I am just so afraid of the stagecoach robbers. I don't know what to do. You got entire wagon trains heading out west. Everything they have to fear. Yeah. I mean, from winters to starvation to raids to, I'm talking about rattlesnakes back then. Right. And wild animals. And it's like, you think we're more afraid now living in our home, stuck in our bed, watching the HD that you finally set up for your one-year-old? I don't know. It's just different stuff.

1:01:04Well, I still think there's more. I still think we're... I bet if... There's not? I bet if you asked someone 200 years ago, they're like, you have no idea the fear. Well, I think it's more widespread because of the global... Here's something I came up with. The only thing to fear is fear itself. You came up with that? I'd print that. I'd print that. Here's the thing. We got more fear mongers today. We got these guys like Colbert. Everybody else has got their radio shows. The only reason you listen is because there's a catastrophe at the moment. If there's not some urgency, if there's not a political scandal, if there's not something with Republican Democrat, if there's not something to fear, no one watches their show. And so you create fear. You create fear. And now we've got 340 channels that create fear every day and people watch it. Is there something to that, LLB, or we really do have more stuff? We do. Well, we have... It's more widespread, but it's, I mean, because it's more widespread, we're afraid of our coffee being too hot because there was one lawsuit. Are you afraid of that or are you aware of that? Afraid of lawsuits. Okay, you're telling me a family sitting on the prairie had less fear. Well, they weren't afraid of lawsuits. They're afraid of death. Aren't we afraid? Okay. Aren't we afraid of everything that the people on the wagons were afraid of minus typhoid fever? No. No? No.

1:02:20I'm not afraid of my kids catching a cold. I'm not afraid of chicken pox. You're not. Not afraid of infant mortality. But I think a lot of people are. I got a hospital three blocks away. But then you die when you're on the stagecoach and you catch a cold. You know, you could die. Well, there's something to be said for what you're saying, CB, but check this out. I'll check it. As we look at the headlines today, Similac recalling five million cans of baby formula. Why? Because Beatles were in it. 21 new whooping cough cases in San Diego County. Now, I'm telling you. See, I only thought there was 18. Now I'm rethinking this. Now! You got to tell me. As you hear that, tell me how I don't flip out. Because I'm the flip out kind. But I'm saying, is it fair? Are you aware? I'm aware. We're more aware. I'm aware, but I'm afraid that my kid's going to get it. Are you? A little. I go, well, okay, okay. Let me explain. Let me explain. My kid, Ryan, my one-year-old, yesterday goes, and I go, oh, no. Whoopie cough. Don't put him on the toilet. Right? It's where people die. It's where people die. You're right, though. I do that. I trip out. I shouldn't, right? What's the rational take about whooping cough cases and Similac and five million cans with beetles in them? Do we just go, I'm not going to get that can. My kid's not going to get it. What do we do? What was the whole flu epidemic just, what, a year and a half ago? Two years ago? I mean, everyone's going crazy about it. What happened? H1N1. My kids never got it. I never got it. And the kids that did get it stayed home for four days and went back to school. And people died from it. Yeah, people died about it because we're hearing stories about,

1:03:48third world countries where it slain people with no medical attention. Some people died here. They did. I understand that. But nowhere near the catastrophe that everybody was making it. I think there is a point to be made. Just because we're blowing it out of proportion doesn't mean that people aren't afraid. And I think that's the point that Stephen Colbert is trying to make, that we need to stop freaking out every time we hear a story. But people are disproportionately afraid. But he's the guy making a living off of it. It's true. It's true. To a certain extent, it's true. What are the lengths that your parents went to? And here's our phone number, 5701-949. And here's our text. Text is 949mikey at gmail.com. What are the lengths your parents went to to get you to quit doing something? Let me give you an example. My wife, when she was a kid, she got chicken pox and it was itchy. She wouldn't stop itching. Her mom and the doctor said you can't itch them. She couldn't stop itching. Her mom duct taped oven mitts to her hands. The most ridiculous thing in the world. She got pictures of herself with oven mitts on her hands. Did she itch the chicken pox? With the oven mitts. Didn't work. Yeah. I mean, listen, she wanted to itch those things. Her mom went to those lengths to get her to stop doing it. Any of us? I did this. We got a middle child who will be nameless right now. Yeah. Who's probably listening. But, I mean, we had a child that sucked fingers, and so we did the mitts on at night, and we taped the wrist. We taped the mitts around the wrist. Doctate? Yeah. Yeah.

1:05:13Not duct tape. It was a medical tape thing. But it's like, hey, you're going to bed without that. Because you try to dip the fingers. Like, people said, oh, put their fingers in, like, hot sauce or something like that. Right. Well, she hated it for the 10 minutes she was sucking the hot sauce off. But when she got through the hot sauce, money. Really? Oh, yeah. So she got through the hot sauce. Wow. That's pretty hardcore. I had a friend who was talking to me. He's like, yeah, you know, when I was a kid, I was a wiggle worm. And your parents probably did this, too. My mom would pin me. to the sheets and i was like what she she would take my pajamas and she takes uh safety pins and pin me to the sheets oh wow like i couldn't move oh your mom did that right i was like No! What are you, out of your gourd? My mom did that, right? My mom used a staple gun every night. Can you imagine not being able to move? I mean, I'm not claustrophobic, but oh my gosh, your legs and your arms. Hey, I gotta go to the bathroom. Crazy. That's pretty hardcore. My little brother snored so bad, my mom sewed patches in the back of his PJs with marbles in them, so when you lay on your back, it's uncomfortable. He always had to roll over. Oh my gosh, that's genius. So he had marbles sewed in the back, patches with marbles, so he couldn't land up because he would wake up the house. And it worked?

1:06:22is calling going, can you wake Danny up? We need to get to bed first. And it worked? Yeah, he didn't like sleeping on his back. There's marbles. There's women out there in their cars right now that are like, no. Marbles. Or just safety pin them on their side. I guess that works too now. I know a girl. that I won't mention that still occasionally will suck her thumb. Oh, please. And she will, you know, do this thing with her eyelashes while she does it and to this day has not been able to stop herself from doing it. No. Will not tell you the person's name or initials or Lauren O'Brien. But it's one of those things. I wasn't that bad. My sister, my little sister still does it. She has Down syndrome, but she still does it and will have like little chap marks on her thumb because of it. But my dad, one thing that he did, and I heard that Jay did this to his daughter as well, took my door off the hinges. Oh, wow. Why?

1:07:20Because I was like, I forget what I did that one time. I think I was staying up on the phone until midnight or something like that. I took the door off the hinges, and then I just got quieter with it. So then he took my phone out of my room. That would have been the first one. I would have gone first the phone. I took her door off. I took the walls down. Now she doesn't have a window, but she still uses that phone. Took the door off. How about taking the phone out of the room? Well, that was there for emergencies or whatever. And then he took the phone out, but then I went into the basement and found this old ghetto phone that we had, and I plugged that in. And I still talked on the phone. And then he eventually unscrewed the phone jack so that I couldn't plug in. That's unbelievable. I was like that, too. I mean, and I think about it and I go, how come our parents, as I listen to that story, I go, how did he not throw the hammer down so hard that you never move to the next stage? And then I think about it with myself and my own kids and I go, oh, I just answered my own question. I think that, you know, we have to be able to with our kids go, don't do that. Don't do that. Let's see. M1 Adam from San Diego. You there? Yeah. What's up? That's like the extent that parents go. When I was a kid, I poisoned it up. Insanely bad. It swelled my eyes shut in my nose. And I wouldn't stop itching. And my dad went to the extent he took me out of school and brought me to work with him every day until I got better. And hogtied my wrist to myself. Oh, my gosh. Wow. What'd your dad do for a living?

1:08:52He starts businesses and then sells them. Okay, there you go. Hey, thank you for the call, man. Yeah, thanks, bud. Our phone number is 570-1949. Got a great email from a dad that just moved here. Huge. Get your take on this one. And then, how come Tina Fey doesn't go on Facebook or Twitter? Why? He'll tell you in just a bit. Oh, I want to know that. And the giraffe thing. Don't worry, the word of the day is giraffe. We haven't said it yet. It'll happen between now and 10 o'clock. Giraffe. When you hear me work that into a sentence, 570-1949. And we got a live studio audience in here today. We will be back. All right, so I haven't said word of the day yet. Don't worry. It will happen sometime between now and 10 o'clock. This is the thing that you got to remember, though. It's worth the pair of tickets to the Padres Reds on Saturday night, which is a big prize. Hottest ticket in town. It is. And the word of the day is giraffe. You're listening for me to work that into a sentence. Giraffe.

1:10:10And we have a live studio audience. Welcome back. So we've got a couple of things that we're going to talk about, and we will be doing TomTom tunes. As a matter of fact, if you want to play TomTom tunes, you can call us right now, 570-1949. And the idea with TomTom tunes is that you are going to listen to the TomTom girl who's standing by right now. Tom Tom Girl, you ready to do this, right? We'll do it in a minute. That's correct, Mikey. She is a Tom Tom device. And she will read the lyrics to three songs. Now, the only deal is that your inflection is robotic. Your reflection is robotic, Mikey. Yes, it is in fact very, well, it lacks emotion. Aren't we scared of robots now? Yeah, we're supposed to be. That's what Stephen Colbert said. We're afraid of robots. But she's more of a device, so I don't have anything to fear. Fear itself. So we'll do that in just a second. Jay said that. Hey, Jay, what do we got as a prize? We have Pixies tickets. Sweet. All right, give us a call if you want to play. A couple of things for us to talk about. First of all, I told you, when we come back, I was going to play for you Tina Fey. Why is Tina Fey, why doesn't she do Facebook? Why doesn't she do Twitter? This is what she said.

1:11:34Writing is work. I take writing seriously. And so I don't necessarily want to just be dropping kind of half-baked things into the universe all the time. And also, like I said, I don't know how anyone has time to do all this. I have a kid. I'm at work. I don't have time to type what kind of sandwich I had into the computer and send that to the universe. So here's my thing with the Twitter. My deal with the Twitter. And L.O.B. is so good on Twitter at everything. No, not anymore. L-O-B. I try to be. I love your tweets. They're funny. Thank you. They're very funny. You could follow her, MikeyShowLauren, right? If you want to follow us on Twitter, I'm MikeyShowMikey. And J is MikeyShowJ. All of us. You just MikeyShow and then put the name of the member of the show. CB. Yeah. You got to open up a MikeyShowCB. But here's the thing with Twitter. I'm very insecure. about my tweeting. Why? Because of you and other people that are clever. You know, that's the deal. Is there anything you're secure about? No. Okay, so we'll add it to the list. But it's one of those deals where I'm like, if I put that I just had a great day at Legoland with my kid. Yeah. See, that's not really tweet worthy. It's not, right? See, that's the problem. And people, anything you put out, people will go, oh, that wasn't that funny. I expected Mikey to be funny. I thought Mikey was funny. What's funny about Legoland? I try to follow this general rule of thumb. Oh, write it down.

1:13:00Write it down. What is up with Woodsy's pins? Every one of them has a nuclear explosion at the end of them. Anybody got ADD bad in there? He's got it worse than I do. Sorry, go ahead, LLB. It's either got to be funny, so make someone go, at least, or give an added value. Give a piece of information to somebody. Sometimes you make me laugh out loud with your tweets. Oh, yes. Yeah, I mean, I do. And that's the pressure. Do you ever feel pressure that you write and you're like, oh, that's not quite funny enough. How do I make that funnier? You know, I think I see what Tina Fey is saying because I write stand-up jokes and I'm like, okay, take this word out, put that word in, slice it up and dice it. So you don't want to just like throw it out there and go tweet, you know, and just put it up. I definitely feel like I construct them more than I do my Facebook status. Every once in a while I'll think of something and I'll go, I should share that. Happens about once a month. It happens on average about once a month. Practice makes perfect. Conan O'Brien only does one tweet a day, and they're always hilarious. So start following other people. Yeah, but he's got 16 guys working on it. He's got to be right in that for him. He's like, okay, here's the top 20. I'm going to pick number eight. That was good. Lauren, you've said that, so I started following Conan O'Brien because of you. I'm being completely honest with you. You're funnier. I believe so. Your tweets are funny. I start following him. Every once in a while, I'll smile, but maybe it's just the humor.

1:14:27Maybe you don't like his humor. He stole one of my tweets before. He did? Lawsuit. He's probably afraid of you soon. He's probably following me and is like, wow. I'm going to take that and turn it this way. I hope she's not following me. Let's see. A couple of things here before we get to the TomTom tunes. One of the deals is that lifeguards in San Diego are on the chopping block because of our budget. Just to get this straight, we can put up $100,000 lights on Coronado Bridge. Oh, more than that? A couple of hundred dollars. Millions. Millions? Millions. On Coronado Bridge. We can build $700 million brand new City Hall. We cannot build a stadium for the San Diego Chargers. Nope. We can't do that. Don't get crazy, Matt. That would be ridiculous. We're being really silly right now. And we can get rid of lifeguards, apparently. What's the deal? Well... They haven't decided. That's why they're on the chopping block. Mayor Jerry Sanders warned on Wednesday that they are likely, unless, I guess, Proposition D passes. I don't even know what that proposition is. But it's asking for a 7% budget cut next year on top of the 6% that they already lost. And this year's current budget cycle. Wow.

1:15:51Frog in my throat. But yeah, the lifeguards make about 5,000 rescues annually. And the number was down this year, I guess, which is why they're justifying it. But the head of the lifeguard union is saying that, well, yeah, it's down because we had a... the coldest weather that we've had in 20 years. There's two days of summer, of course. And the water was really cold and it's cyclical. Of course. And if we make these cuts and then spring comes around next year, like he's worried about the safety of people out in the water. You have to have lifeguards. It's a huge tourist town that we got here, you know. I don't know. I think our buildings, our city hall and those lights, they're going to last longer than people. Yeah. Good investment. Keep going, San Diego. Great. Those lights will be here long after those lives are lost. Gorgeous. But then you have people making the argument that if we're cutting cops and firefighters, then lifeguards should be up there too. This should not come as a surprise to very many people, but the United States of America and Mexico are the fattest countries in the world. What? That's what it says. Thanks, Utah. Oh, man. Great. Thank you, Wisconsin. Right?

1:16:56Yeah, you're like, why Utah? It's the only state I can spell. U-T-A. Thanks, Utah. U-T-A-H. Oh, yeah. Okay. CB just looked at Lauren like, is there an H in Utah? Oh, there's an H in Utah. So 30% of Mexican adults are obese. Oh, boy. Is that directed at me? No. Is that just supposed to be directed at me? The next one's directed at you. 28% of Americans. Your Mexican-ness is what defines you. Do you know why the United States and Mexico are the fattest countries in the world? Tell me. Because the food tastes good. Yeah. That's why. And it's at every corner. Do you want to know what the... There's a dollar menu. Yeah. The lowest obesity rate on here is? Probably... Africa Nation. Yeah, Africa. Japan and South Korea. Whoa. Wouldn't have picked Japan. You know, you got it. Fish. Fish, rice. They eat a lot of fish. So there's a difference here between obesity and being overweight. Obesity is if you have a body mass index BMI of over 30. Oh, I'm at 29.9. Are you? Yeah, I'm at 59.9. So if you think about overweight people, 68% of the adult population in the U.S. is overweight. Yeah, but have you ever done those measurements? I mean, according to my height in that thing, I'm supposed to be weighing 105 pounds. Yeah.

1:18:18I'm 6'2", and they're like, here should be 105 pounds. I'm like, really? Now, do you know what the actual number is at 6'2"? Do you know what the actual number is? I'm 6'1 and like a quarter. And what are you supposed to weigh? 185. And I'm like, that was my sophomore year. Are you kidding? Not kidding. Dude, I haven't weighed 185 pounds since third grade. I'm going to tell you that now. I haven't. And mine, I think I'm supposed to weigh like 130. Yeah. I'm like, I'd be a jockey. I'd be on a horse at Del Mar if I weighed 130 pounds. Well, Mike, these guys make good money. For me, it says 173, and I'm six foot. See? Those numbers are screwed up. I'm 10 pounds over where I want to be. I found out something really interesting. I heard this from a doctor, Dr. Oz, and this is a true fact. This is about, it's a very sensitive thing, but if you're a healthy person, if you're a healthy person, number twos should. Sink. If you're not a healthy person, you have a very high fat content in what you're eating. Floats. What? That is the truth. What? It's the truth. You can't handle the truth. Dr. Oz said that. He's a physician, and he said that that's the truth. If you're a healthy person that's eating healthy food, it should sink. If it doesn't, you're not eating healthy. So it doesn't matter what you weigh. Just look at the flotation weight on what you eat. Flotation. Is that it?

1:19:40It's true. Is it the episode where they talked about color, length, consistency? I don't know. But those are the two facts. That's the facts that I know. Disgusting. And that's a physician speaking. But that's the truth. What type of physician? He's a doctor. Yeah. Oh, well, yeah. He's not like a PhD in psychology. You know, he's a medical doctor. So after we have lunch, everybody can come back and report whether or not they're healthy. Everyone today is going to look just because of that. Guarantee you. Had a floater. Guarantee you. That's not good. Not healthy. It isn't healthy. It needs a high fat content. Let's play TomTomTunes 570-1949. Call us right now if you want to play TomTomTunes. And the way that it works, you're going to listen to the TomTom girl. And she is going to read lyrics to a song. And you just have to tell us what that is. You'll have approximately 30 seconds. Approximately. And if you can tell us either title of the song or artist, you will win. 570-1949. M1 Andrew from Tierra Santa. You there?

1:20:42Good morning, Mikey. Good morning. It's going good. Are you ready to play? I am. Okay, so here's the deal. You will get about 30 seconds, and it's not easy. The TomTom Girl is not always easy to understand, but we're going to give this a shot. Do we have the songs, Jay? Do we have them? Yeah, they're loaded on your Big Array. The Big Array. Okay. It should be on your main page. Main page, and I got it. Okay, cool. We're ready to go. Go ahead. Are you speaking to me, Mikey? I am speaking to you. Anytime. There is a feeling I get when I look to the West and my spirit is crying for leaving. In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees and the voices of those who stand looking. Oh, it makes me wonder. Oh, it really makes me wonder. M1 Andrew, can you give me title or artist to win? That was... Zeppelin. Stairway down. It's just when you hear Tom Tom Girl do it. It's not as easy as it sounds. On Zeppelin. It's not easy. It's not easy. M1 Chuck is on the line. How you doing? Chuck, you there? Chuck is not there. M1 Adam from El Cajon, you there? Yes. All right, dude, you ready to play? Yeah. Tom Tom Girl, anytime. Adam, I will give you a hint.

1:22:13You may have requested this before from a band. There you go. There you go. There you go. Nice job, Adam. Very well done. Whoa. There you go, dude. What are they winning, Jay? Pixies tickets. There you go. Just won tickets to see the Pixies. Hang on the line, bro. Thank you. Very well done, TomTom girl. Thank you, Mikey. Very well done. Let's see. Final player. M1 Yak from Temecula. Are you there? Mikey. You ready to play? Yeah. Listen closely. This is a TomTom GPS device reading lyrics to you. Go ahead, TomTom girl. So you think you can tell heaven from hell? Blue skies from pain? Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell? Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees. Hot air for a cool breeze. Title.

1:23:39or artist to win, Adam? Big Boyd. That is correct. Nice job. Two out of three today, TomTom, girl, not bad. People are getting smarter, Mike. Yes, they are. And I think they're starting to understand the way you speak. Nobody understands me, Mike. I know, I know. We wanted movie phone guy, too, and he couldn't. Hang on the line, M1 Yak, you're a winner. Very well done. Our phone number is 570-1949, which you're going to want to have because of this next email. Let me read you this email. You tell me what your thoughts are on this one. Got this a few days ago. We're going to do it a couple of days ago. Just never had a chance to. Says, Mikey, I've never written a radio station before, so I'm a little nervous. Just moved here with my wife and our five-year-old son, Joshua, and our nine-month-old, Kate. I've been listening since April and I feel like you guys are my friends. Does that sound weird? No. No, it doesn't because we've heard it a lot. Anyway, I have what might be an interesting situation for you to discuss in your program. My son Joshua is about to start kindergarten. My wife has a degree in English and was homeschooled until high school. She wants to homeschool our son and eventually our daughter. She said she wants to avoid drugs and gangs and feels that public schools put them at risk.

1:25:04I know my son is only five, but he's not the gang type. My wife said she tried drugs in high school, and if she hadn't been in the public school system after being homeschooled, she wouldn't have. Do you have any input on something like that? M1 Blue Devils. Again, it sounds like fear. Yeah. It's just fear, fear, fear, fear, fear. If we were to... make all of our decisions like that, everything would be based on fear. Yeah. In this case, she's afraid of drugs and she's afraid of gangs and she's afraid of all that stuff. And so the question becomes, when are you not going to be afraid of drugs? When are you not going to be afraid of gangs? Well, the thing is, I came from a really boring town in New Jersey. There's nothing to do. There was not a whole lot going on. And there was a lot of money there. that you know people had it was kind of a you know an upper middle class area and we had a lot of problems with drug abuse and unfortunately a lot of deaths with kids that got into drugs so I mean

1:26:12If you homeschool them, they could be just as bored, be just as curious as if they go to school where it's, you know, where it's just there. So it could be, if you try to protect somebody from something, you know, a lot of, you know, if you think you're moving to a nice area where there's not going to be gangs and inner city violence and stuff like that, you know, you move to this suburban area and look what happens. Still there. I mean. CB, what's your take? I just don't know how much gang and drug abuse there is going on in that kindergarten. I mean, that's what you got to look at because that's what we're talking. We're not talking about high school. I get that's a different subject. But when you're talking about keeping a kid out of kindergarten because of drugs and gangs, haven't seen that kindergarten. I'm not saying it doesn't exist. There may be some really bad kindergartens out there. My thing's always been, you know, elementary years are the best years to have them in school. Most of that stuff is curtailed. Now, you got a kid later on going into your middle school, high school that you look at and go, hey, we need to pull them out, private school, homeschool, something for the safety. That's when you get into it. But elementary. That's where your socialization occurs. That's where your kid finds out, how do I interact with the class? I mean, we have our meetings with our kids' teachers, and I always tell them, look, love the IQ stuff, but I'm far more concerned with the EQ of my kids right now than their IQ. In other words, not as much about grades, but how are they getting along? Are they learning how to be socially aware? Are they, you know, they understand a social environment? Do I have the weird, stinky kid in class? Is my kid friendly? I mean, that's the stuff they're picking up, kindergarten through fourth grade.

1:27:40I think there's a time to fear the gang and the drug thing. I don't know if it's kindergarten. Yeah. Now, okay, so let's take that thought and continue that thought then. At what age do you go, and is it healthy to go, I'm taking them out of school. Yeah, that's what I worry about. You know, I've heard of drugs there. Yeah. No. I mean, I've heard of drugs everywhere. There's violence everywhere. What I want to know is when have you heard about it in your kid's life? You know, what are the symptoms you're looking at in your kid's life? What are the red flags coming up in your kid's life? That's the time you say, hey, we need to step in and do something. And you're like, well, the kid already has friends at that stage. I mean, it's going to be tough. If you're saving the life of your teen, you know, I don't care what it costs. You jump in and you say, hey, all hands on deck. We're pulling you out. I know you're going to hate us for a while, but it's the best we can do. Right. Kindergarten, man, there's so much to learn. First grade, same thing. Second grade, same thing. Third grade. I mean, just recess, just kickball. I mean, you know me, I do a lot of family stuff, interaction and counseling, and it's tough to see some of the kids that have been in the homeschool and they just don't have that social interaction. You know, worked with a lot of teen groups and stuff, and the kids that just come out and they've...

1:28:44They never played four-square. They don't understand handball. It's this whole thing of, man, socially, are you aware? Because again, everybody will tell you, it's that EQ trait that's going to get you farther in life than your IQ trait. You just have to stay involved with your kids is the period. You just keep going and hanging out with them and know their friends. 570-1949, call us. You have an opinion on that? Is it a good idea? Is it a bad idea? Is homeschooling at some point ever a good idea? I think... I mean, it's different for everyone. I'm not a parent, so I can't speak on specifics. But if you've got something like, you know, maybe the kid's got an illness or something like that where it's going to be more beneficial, he'll have more one-on-one time with a private tutor. Or maybe the parents travel a lot and, you know, that's... because their job necessitates it or something like that. But I think just out of fear and being afraid of what they're going to be exposed to, that's probably going to do more harm. We just had a story about a dad that got onto the school bus and was cursing at these kids because they were physically, they had physically, you know, gotten involved with his daughter who had cerebral palsy. Okay. And he flipped.

1:30:00The dad got on the bus, he yelled at these kids, and then he yelled at the school bus driver, and he's since apologized, but our heart goes out to him. We can understand it. We totally understand it. My thought is, okay, so here's this little girl with cerebral palsy. Here's these punks on a bus. So do you do it then? Do you homeschool that little girl? I mean, if it's... All up to the circumstance and up to that individual family. But if you're going to homeschool somebody, you have to make sure they have another social outlet. Like, you know. Something. Something where they go and they meet with other kids. They interact, whether it's just on the weekends or an after school program or something like that. CB, if somebody's picking on your kid, you know, that's my thing is like, do you teach your kid? how to defend themselves, or do you, you know, what do you do? Totally. And I think there's a degree. Is homeschooling a viable option? 100% yes. But again, I think it should be a result of something that's going on, not a precaution of some fear that's not even there and not happening. In this situation, they say, hey, we got a kid for whatever reason that's not fitting in with other kids. It's a hard time right now. It's like, okay, great. This sounds like a completely normal family that's just like, oh, fear of gangs and drugs. We're not going to send them to kindergarten. Really? Yeah.

1:31:18And where does that stop as a parent? Because forget pulling them out of kindergarten. You know this wife, if she wants to start them in kindergarten, she probably wants to keep going. But here's what I'm going to say. Not much drugs happen at school. It's after school. So your problem isn't where you're schooling the kid. It's making sure your school doesn't leave the house until they're mid-20s. Yeah. You know? Yeah. That's what's probably going to happen. 570-1949-M1-Dillon on the 56. What's up? And do you know why? Do you know why she was homeschooled? They were just like, hey, we don't want her to be at school. We think we could do a better job of it. Thank you for the call. Appreciate it. 5701-949 is our number.

1:32:35We will reach into the topic jar. We have it. Have you heard about the execution in Virginia? Okay. Wild story that I'll fill you in on. Whatever. What happened there hasn't happened in a hundred years, and we'll tell you what it is next. Let's make some noise for Beachwood, who brought some food in for us today. You guys are holding stuff. They all have stuff in their hands. It's absolutely delicious food. They've been by before. They're great, man. They're located in PB on Mission Boulevard. You can also find them on Facebook and Twitter. Facebook.com slash TheBeachWood and Twitter.com slash TheBeachWood. And they got three floors.

1:33:34Rooftop bar and porch, really, really good. Second floor is a restaurant, and the first floor is Red Saloon. Really, really cool stuff. It's delicious. It is, man. Amazing creations on my plate right now. Really good stuff. Jalapeno Mac, oh my gosh. Is that great? It kills me. They have truffle fries there. They've got the jalapeno mac, like Jay said. They got the Mexican scramble this morning with chorizo. You just call it scramble. I just call it scramble. Chorizo, avocado, cheddar cheese. Some really, really, really good stuff. So thank you to the Beachwood who brought food by for our live studio audience that's hanging out in here this morning. CB wanted to give a shout out to... Two, my kids on their way to school right now have an amazing day. Sorry I can't drop you off. Impressa Elementary rocks. There you go, man. I'll see you guys when I get home. Very, very nice. So we have not said the word of the day yet. The word of the day is giraffe. When you hear it, 570-194-9, calling 9, is going to win a pair of tickets to the Padres and the Reds on Saturday night. Giraffe. There you go. You have, let's see, you have one hour and 20 minutes.

1:34:46to bid on Trade Up for Charity. All the money is going to Rady Children's Hospital and their ADI, their Autism Discovery Institute, and it ends at 9.30 at MikeyShow.com. If you have not bid yet, go to MikeyShow.com. Jay, what are we at? $2,200. Come on, people. Come on. Let's do this. Someone right now is listening at work. You need to walk up to the GM. You need to pound on the door of the boss, say, hey, there's something going on right now. Let's get our company's name out there. But here's what we need to do. We need to make a corporate donation. We need to up this thing. Radies is doing some of the most cutting-edge medical stuff when it comes to autism and kids, and that's what this is about. On top of that, you can say, boss man, we're going to have amazing four-night stays in Hawaii that we can give to somebody, a staff employee, a rapper. I don't care how you do it. Pony up. That's it, man. That's it right there. I mean, we've got to be able to do better than where we are right now. This is a $5,000 value, and you consider we're also throwing in one of those. We'll take a big Jared.

1:35:45The best graphic designer there is at createyourdesignonline.com. He'll take a photo. He'll blow it up. He'll make it look like a portrait and frame it. It's an amazing, amazing thing. And he'll put that. That's what we've also added to it. So you got to get in there and you got to give some money. This isn't a $5,000 value. I mean, really, for every family that has a kid with autism, what is really the value that you're putting on the medical treatment and what Radies is doing right now? Guys, come on. $2,200. Get that thing climbing. We got to do it. In 100 years, we have not seen this in Virginia. Nearly 100 years. But we just did or we're about to? They just did. What happened? Last night. They executed a woman in the state of Virginia at 9.13 p.m. last night, Teresa Lewis. She was 41 years old. And there was a lot of controversy around this, obviously because there's already a lot of, you know. Anti-death penalty, that kind of deal. Yeah, but for a couple different reasons. One, a lot of attention was drawn to this because she was a woman. The state of Virginia has not executed a woman since 1912. Oh, wow. And then the last woman that was even executed in the United States was five years ago in Texas. Texas will do it. Yeah, so they're saying what she was accused of was...

1:37:05plotting to kill her husband and her stepson over an insurance payment. But there's all this talk about, you know, that she was borderline mentally disabled. And there was a lot of, there was, let me see here. 7,300 appeals from people saying that she lacked the intelligence to mastermind these kinds of killings. Right. Post-conviction, there was emergence of all this defense evidence, and one of them was saying that the actual trigger man manipulated her. I guess there was two men that were involved that shot her husband while they were sleeping. Mm-hmm. So, yeah. There you go. Got a couple of things for you from the topic jar. And you can call 570-1949 if you'd like. And I want to ask people here in the room. L.O.B., what is your guiltiest pleasure? I wrote about it in my recap. You did? The Jersey Shore. Jersey Shore. I can't believe it. What is wrong with me? That is the last show in the world I would say that you would watch.

1:38:08it's disgrace to the state of New Jersey because I'm from there and I think it's, I mean, it's disgusting. It's a train wreck, but I'm sitting there like, I watch it online and I was driving home. As I was driving to my house, I was like, please let episode seven be available because it wasn't available last time I tried to watch it. Never seen it. No interest. It's just, it's so horrific that I'm like, oh wow, that is bad. Is it, when you watch it, do you think that it's all fake stuff or do you get the feeling that, yeah? Yeah, I think some of it is they're just, they're, They're prima donnas, they're guidos, they're, people hate that term, and they're drunk, you know, so all this drama happens, but I think a lot of it's fed to them. Woods would say he doesn't watch it because he likes girls. There's a lot of pretty girls on there. Yeah. My guiltiest pleasure is Miley Cyrus music. Shut up. Yeah, I like it. It's catchy. I know why you've never shared that with me. Yeah, it's, listen. If a song is catchy. Here we go. Here we go. Let's hear a clip. If a song is catchy, there is no doubt about it. You go, oh, that's catchy. No. I don't. This is actually this particular. I don't know any other song she does, but this particular song is in my guilty pleasure list. Catchy. I will have this song playing in my car and I'll have all the windows down and I'll have the.

1:39:35I'll have the top, the roof thing open. Oh, well, Chris is not looking at me. He won't even look at me. He kind of threw up a little bit just now. Yeah, CB won't even look at me. And I'll pull up to a car. I would like to apologize to all my friends that are listening today that I am actually part of this conversation, and from this point on, I will not be. So this is what I do. I pull up to a red light, and I have this on, and I have the windows down. No. And I pull up to the red light, and I look over, and I go... Yeah, as well you should. And the light turns green. And the person next to me drives away and I go, love it. Shouldn't that tell you something right there? Yes. Shouldn't that tell you? It does. This is not good for me and my band. Oh, absolutely. And it does. You know what you have to do, Mike? You have to have it queued up so that the AM sports radio. Yeah. So that as soon as you need to switch, you just turn on the sports radio. I want to be like, oh, just chilling in my car. Yeah, and I look over at the guy next to me. I'm like, you hear what Rome just said? Crazy, right? Oh, my gosh. I can't even believe AJ Smith and VJ. It's crazy. See you later, pal. Sports. Sports, girls. Rock and roll. I like it. I can't deny that the songs are catchy. Catchy. Okay, is it a song or is it her songs? Listen. Listen to how great this is. Oh, yeah. That is just so good. Sounds like a duck. It sounds.

1:41:03I've said it before. I'm in on any song that sounds like it could be used as a movie trailer. I'm in on the song that is clearly enhanced by the computer and it's just a catchy little pop song. But when she actually tries and does a ballad, kill me. It's beautiful. My kids are not playing with your kids anymore. Listen, I listen to this and I go, I can hear in the back of my ear, this summer, a motion picture event for women only. Yes. Worst movie you've ever seen. Check your nads at the door. What about The Climb? Oh, really? Listen, if you listen to the words, it's very inspirational. I can't get to the words. It's very inspirational. Music for comatose listeners. Even my wife said, I can't stand the fact that I love a Miley Cyrus song. Your wife is a woman, right? Yeah, she's a woman. She's the one that introduced me. Do you have a guilty pleasure, CB? Mm-mm. No? Not that he's going to admit to. Not me. Not me. I don't even know of any. Otherwise, I'd call you out on them. Right. You like manly stuff. You like fishing. All manly stuff. Fishing. Big fish. Fish that can pull you overboard and rip your arms off because you didn't have the drag set too tight. Real quickly. Real quickly. I'm going to rabbit hole just a little bit. Real quickly. Why don't you tell everybody the greatest lesson that you've ever learned about fish and ice and the importance of fish.

1:42:34And ice. Because the two, he's looking at me right now like, really? Yeah, you're going to go there? You're going to really have me tell this? Okay. Yeah, really? The guy's a fish expert. Listen to this one. Fish and ice. Oh, this is the way to get out of your Miley Cyrus. Listen, all I know. This is the way to say, hey. All I know. All the men must have left a listening audience. Let's talk about fishing and ice right now. Hang on a second. Now, this guy knows more about fishing than anybody that I know. So I would think to myself, listen, if you know a lot about. Well, that's because you know a lot of Miley Cyrus fans. How many of them know anything about fishing? It's true. It's true. What happened? Down in Mexico. Baja East Cape. Love to fish Mexico in the Baja East Cape. Catch a big wahoo early in the morning. In fact, we take a boat out. We're only about a mile offshore. We're trolling. Massive wahoo for fishermen. You know what I'm talking about. We get it. What's a wahoo? It's a fish. I know, but what kind? Is it big? Is it small? It's large. Okay. It's large, long, tubular. Looks like a torpedo. It's got razor-sharp teeth, hundreds of them all the way down top and bottom. It's a fighter. Feels like a freaking freight train just hits your line. Hang on tight. Make sure someone in the boat's holding you down. It's a battle. Got it. Get this baby to the boat. Throw him inside our little ponga and our little ponga captain. What's a ponga?

1:43:45Ponga's a little boat that we're in. Basically, it's a fiberglass rowboat with a little motor on the back, and we're trolling. Love it down there. Big sombreros, pair of shorts. It's all you got on. We fish the whole rest of the morning. We get to the end of the day. My little captain takes the fish out to fillet it. Realize he doesn't have any ice in his fish hole. Our fish has just been laying kind of in the bottom of this little, basically, ammo chest in the boat. And pulls it out, and he tells us, oh, maybe a wahoo's no good. And I'm like, no, it's a good wahoo. I didn't know what he was saying. I'm like, dude, that's a great fish. Look at it. I mean, that's a big beastly thing. Flays it up, gives it to us. My brother and I don't know any better. Take it back to the hotel we're staying at. We fix a little for dinner. The next day, I get hit with something. But we've eaten all over the town. You know, who knows what we're drinking, all this stuff. It's in Mexico. So the next day, I'm fishing, and it's bad. I mean, I'm sitting on a bucket. I'm hanging over the rail. On a boat. On a boat. It's got me. But I'm a fisherman. I don't care. I'm down in Baja. I'm still fishing. But I got video of me just looking as worse as ever. And my brother's laughing. He's like, dude, you nailed. And then it nails my brother. We come back from our fishing trip. We bring our fish back. All the fillets we catch. Have some friends over to the house. I make the wahoo because the wahoo is an amazing fish. Right. How's it taste? A couple that we have over. Wahoo fish tacos. I mean, they name a restaurant after it for Pete's sake. Right. It's amazing. It's got to be good.

1:45:05So my friend, it's a fireman that's married to a nurse. We have him over for dinner. We cook up the fish. That next morning I wake up and something's not going on with my system. I start driving to work. I get about four blocks from the house. Open the door to hurl, and I just fall out on the road. You fell out of the car. Oh, I fell out of the car. I pull over on this railroad track area, and I just fall out. Guys are on down going, hey, buddy, lay off the stuff. And I'm like. Wahoo. So I just get back into the car to drive home. I drive home until I am laid out. I mean, I am in bed. My whole body's in convulsions. I got fever. Every pore is oozing something. Right. We get a phone call an hour and a half later. Fireman and nurse in the ER. He has thrown up so badly. He's thrown his back out. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. It's violent convulsions. I mean, you hold on, and your whole body just violently throws you around the room with this stuff. And that's when it hits me. Oh, babe, I haven't felt like this since a week and a half ago in Mexico when I ate the wahoo. Oh, man. So I thought it was just Mexico. So that fish got me twice.

1:46:11How about her? Got me. What about the nurse? She was in there, too. Oh, yeah. She got sick, too. She didn't throw her back out, but yeah, she was deaf. My friends still don't eat at my house. I have never thrown up so bad that my back gets thrown out. So what's the deal with the ice? Do you need to keep it on ice? Yeah, especially Wahoo. It goes bad. It was sitting in a warm boat. The little captain didn't have any ice in it. By the time we filleted that fish up, maybe seven hours later, it just wasn't good fillets. Seven hours. Seven hours. Seven hours. Seven hours. I tell you what, I would rather eat that fish again today twice than listen to your Miley Cyrus. Touche. Oh my gosh. At least I can say it was a manly experience. Let me ask you this about this fish. Was it stiff? Was it pliable? It was bent like a horseshoe. It was? For real? It was bent like a horseshoe? It was laying down in a little box. Had a bunch of big tuna on top of it. So when you took it out, it was still bent like a horseshoe. Yeah, you just got to push it down a little bit to cut it up. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. That's what men do, Mikey. Yeah, I guess so. Well, some men listen to Miley Cyrus blasting as loud as it'll go. I know of one. They never threw their back out and thrown up from it. Yeah. Or maybe they have. I don't know. I threw up when I listened to Miley Cyrus. Yeah. Jay, you got a guilty pleasure? I like the show Glee. You do? Oh, yeah. That's not that guilty. A lot of guys like that show. It's pretty Glee. Really? You think so? Yeah, you're a Gleek.

1:47:32Yeah, you're Gleek. Guys in the studio audience, shake head. Yes or no? None of these guys watch Gleek. We got one yes and five no. One guy watches Gleek. One guy that admits to it. Yeah. 570-1949, your guiltiest pleasure. Okay, so here's another one. How long can food be on the ground and still be fair game for eating? Wahoo? Any food. I'm going to say seven hours on a Wahoo. How long can food be on the ground and still be fair game for eating? Not fair. What food, what ground? Yeah, that's true. That's a good question. I mean, cows basically live on the ground, so I'll say years before you can eat one of those. Okay, LOB, you drop a Ritz cracker on the ground. How long? 10 seconds. You drop a Ritz cracker with hummus, but it doesn't hit homicide. Oh, it doesn't hit hummus side. It doesn't hit hummus side. It hits cracker side. Oh, another 10 seconds, yeah. You're fine. 10 seconds? Yeah. 10 seconds. Is that a lot or a little? To me, I would say three days. A rich cracker? Who puts hummus on a rich cracker? That thing doesn't go bad. Yeah. Okay, now like what ground? I mean, out in a cow pasture? In your kitchen. It's a tile floor. Your kitchen is filthy. It's filthy. It's a rich cracker. What's it going to collect? It's filthy. You blow it off. You've walked there. You've walked there with your bare feet.

1:48:52poo on your shoe. Who knows what? How did you get poo on your shoe? Walking around. Yeah, shoes aren't allowed in my house. Yeah, my shoes stay out. Jay don't wear... No, we don't wear shoes in our house. Then seven days if it's at Jay's house. Do you live in Tokyo? You don't take shoes off in your... I always take my shoes off when I go in your house. Why? Because there's poo on your shoe. No, there's not! Again with the poo. Where are you walking? Yeah. Are you at the zoo? I don't know about it. You work at the wild animal park? Oh, there's poo. There's not. Where do the dogs go? They go on the grass, but I'm not always. Oh, wait a minute. She's got a point. No, she doesn't. If I walked on the grass. Don't give into her. If I walked on the grass, CB, how do I know a dog wasn't there? Like when? Like a year and a half ago? Like two months ago. You walked on the bathroom. You go and use the bathroom here? That's right. There's fecal matter everywhere. No, there's not. Oh, there is. When you flush the toilet. You flush the toilet and it flies out at you. You need to adjust some pressure. There's water particles. There's not. I'm healthy. Mine sinks. It doesn't come out. Thank you. Look it up. Thank you. Look it up. Look it up. But you're good with 10 seconds, right? Yeah. I'm good with 10 seconds. 10 seconds and no one's looking? Yeah. A rich cracker. Okay. How about...

1:50:08A cooked, grilled hot dog. You're walking back into the house. I've done this before. I've actually dropped it outside barbecue in it. I serve the guests the good ones, and I eat that one. Oh, wow. You drop outdoors a hot dog. Pick it up, put it in the bun, and eat it. I did it at your house. I didn't see it. No, of course you didn't see it. That's when you throw it back on the grill for a minute. Throw it back on the grill, let it burn everything off, then you eat it. You'll do that, Jay? Oh, absolutely. Wipe it off. Don't cook dirt into the hot dog. L.O.B., what if you drop a piece of chicken off the grill? I'd probably have to wipe it off and then I'd put it back on. With like a paper towel? Yeah. You wiped all the flavor off. It's a price to pay. That flavor's inside the chair. Better than poo. That's true. You have poo on your grill too. On the ground. You need to move. Yeah. You need to hermetically seal. It's called the world. I guess. Welcome to it. I guess. Your world. 570-194-9. Yeah. The period of time that things can go by dropped on the floor that you'll still eat it. Here's what we're going to do. You can call us right now at 570-194-9, and you can play, along with us, radio charades. The way that it works is it's movie radio charades, okay? So the movie title will go to CB, the movie title will go to LOB, and I will be your eyes. You call 570-194-9. Jay, what can you win? We have more Pixies tickets. You want to go see the Pixies? Call us now. Still haven't said the word of the day.

1:51:45Which is Giraffe, which might be set at any time. When you hear it, 570-1949, you'll win tickets to go see the Padres and the Reds. Call us right now. Tonight's 8 o'clock album is The Black Keys. The Black Keys! The Big Come Up is the name of the song? I'll be at Soma on Saturday. That's right. 570-1949 is our number. And we're going to do some radio charades. Now, I'll be honest with you. First time Jay came up with this idea, I go, dude, it's the radio. You know that, right? You know that, right? You can't play charades on the radio. Let's try it. Let's just try it. Guess how many fingers I'm holding up. Exactly. And he goes, dude, you got to just watch it. We were sitting in my living room. I think I said, trust me. Let's just try it. Yeah. He said, hear me out. Hear me out. We're in my living room. And I said, all right, let me see you do this right now.

1:53:21Woods, Sienna, Jay, L.O.B., you guys do that. And they did. And I sat there and I watched and I said, and most importantly, I closed my eyes because I said, what will this be like on the radio? It was fantastic. We were laughing so hard. And then Woods was like so animated and hilarious. And then he like tripped over one of the baby things and it was like squeak. Yeah. And we said, I'm in. Dying. And the great part about it is that I will be your eyes. I will be your eyes. This is what I don't remember, Jay. How long do they have? 60 seconds. 60? Thank you. My mic wasn't on. Yes, 60 seconds. Okay, 60 seconds, and I have a 60-second clock. Let's see. We're going to start with M1 Terry from Carlsbad. Are you there? Yeah, hi. How are you doing? Good. How are you? I'm good. Okay, so Terry, you could win Pixies tickets. I'm guessing that's what we have to give away. Yes, sir. Okay, and we will start with L-O-B. Let's start with L-O-B. Come on in, Jay. I'll show the new kid how it's done. Show the kid how to do this. Sitting in for Woodsy today. Only today only. So I'm turning off. I'm turning. What, what, what? What, what, what? Knocked my salad over. How long can you eat salad that's been on the floor? Did she really? It fell in poo. Oh, no. She knocked it all down. Oh, no. Hey, how about the new kid showing you how to do this for a change? Can we do that? Yeah.

1:54:44Okay. Are you good? Just watch how it's done. It's hysterical. I can do that, LB. Thanks. All right. Are you ready, LB? No harm, no foul. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Let me turn off for Mike. Let me turn off for Mike. I don't want to hear anything. I don't want to hear anything. Okay, so I will be your eyes. For 60 seconds, this works like regular charades. And what you need to do, M1 Terry, is as I'm giving you the clues, you need to be calling out what movie you think it is because it's a movie. Are you ready? Yeah, let's do it. It's just me and you. All right. And we have 60 seconds starting now. It's three words. The first word. L.O.B. is crouching down. She's cowering. She's like, oh, she's so diminutive. Oh, she's like small. She's little. You can tell that she, yes, that's the word. Little is the first word. Third word. Third word. Sunshine. She's putting her hands up. That is it. Sunshine is the third. What is it? She got it. Yes. Wow. That's it. Way to go, Lauren. L.O.B.

1:55:58Nice, nice. Very good work. You're going to see the Pixies, Terry. Very good work. Like it. Hang in the line. All right, CB, you get how it's done, right? Let me see how this works. Like this. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. He just acted like he was knocking something off the counter. Oh, my God. He didn't act like he did. He did. He actually did. M1 Omar from San Diego, you there? Let's go, Omar. Omar, are you available for me, Omar? Omar going once. Omar going twice. M1 Diane from Santee, you there? I'm here. Okay, you ready? Yes. All right, me and you. Me and you. We're going to mind meld right now. Hang on, hang on. Let me turn off the mics. Can't hear what the word is. You got it? You have it, right? You have it. Okay. We are going to have 60 seconds here, Diane. CB is going to act it out, and I am going to watch CB. We have 60 seconds beginning. Now, two words. First word. Oh, I'm like a lion. I'm a lion. Lion's a word. Second word. Oh, my gosh. You are amazing. Me and you, girl. Me and you. That's the way it's done. I got kids. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, all I can tell you is that CB did the best lion. Yeah, that was awesome. He roared. Yeah. He roared the whole thing. Mikey, can I just say one thing really quick? Yes, you can.

1:57:18Okay, Miley Cyrus. We took our daughters, me and my husband, to see that movie, and my husband loved it. And I'm only saying this because he's listening and he's going to die of embarrassment. You know what? You and I were there. We had Lion King, I got you tickets, and then you go and do that. Let's get his first name. Yeah, what's his first name? Sean loved Miley Cyrus' movie. He loved time with his daughters. That's what he did. He just loved time with his daughters. I'm saving you, Sean. Sean's already done. Thank you for the call and hang on the line. You're a winner. Next up. Do we have another one? Sure. Okay. M1 Clarissa from Bonita. Are you there? No, this is still Diane. Hang on the line. Hang on the line. M1 Clarissa from Bonita. Are you there? I'm here. There you go. Every time I say Clarissa, I think Clarice. Clarice. Clarice. All right. Let's see. Okay. You got it, L-O-B? I got it. All right. 60 seconds. To be able to get this, this is good for pixie tickets. We will begin now. Oh, wait. She just, how many words, L-O-B? I'm sorry. How many words? Two words. Two words. First word. She's shooting herself. She just fell down. She's shot herself in the head. She fell down. No, she's choking herself. She's dying. She's dying. Dying is the first word. Dying. Dying. Dying is the first word. Second word. Just die.

1:58:43Just die. You can't use words, Lauren. I'm saying um. Die. Dying. Die hard. Die hard. You got it. Lauren, you just didn't say um. You said it's just dying. It's just dying. Just die. He kept saying dying. You can't say anything, though. I can tell him it's just dying. You can't. That was all Lauren, though. She got the second word with nothing. Die. Die hard is. How is it supposed to do hard? Die hard is the word. Hang on the line. Hang on a line. You're a winner, Clarissa. I love radio charades. Especially when you can say the word. Yeah. It's just die. You can't speak. He had dying. You said just die. Yes, I can. You cannot. It's ridiculous. When Mikey's not getting it, I can say it. Then why don't you just tell him right off the bat. Two words. Die hard. Two words, Mikey. Die hard. It's really fun when we just argue about games on the air. I'm sitting with a guy that loves Miley Cyrus and a girl that cheats at Radio Charades. It's ridiculous. I can't wait until today's over. And no one eats a rich cracker after 10 seconds. Come on. I'll eat it after a half hour. 570-1949. Radio Charades, ladies and gentlemen. It's only been done on the Mikey Show. Now you saw why. Maybe you picked better movies. Here's the deal. It cuts like a knife. We have...

1:59:58Celebrity net worths. Now, do I have to dial this up, or how do we do it? How can I do this? How do I do this, Jay? It's celebritynetworth.com. Okay, now, can I type in anything I want? Yes. Let's do Miley Cyrus. All right. I bet it's gajillions. All right. Celebritynetworth.com. Networth.com. Okay. And we can type in anybody. Yep, there's a little thing there, and you can just type on it, and then you click on the first link. Okay. For example, I did Paris Hilton. Uh-huh. $45 million is what she's worth. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I'd date her for $45 million. Yeah. Okay, let's see. Let's see. It's calculating. Miley Cyrus. How come it doesn't have it? You click on the very first link there. I'm going to come in. All right. You come show me. Oh, did I put it in the wrong place? Am I supposed to put it here? That's... Here. Yeah, right there. Right there. M-I-L-E-Y-S-Y... Is that... Yeah, I think so. Okay, cool. I think your mic is on... Am I getting back on noise? Miley Cyrus is worth $50 million. That's it? That seems like a lot to me.

2:01:24Yeah. That one, the Facebook guy is $6.9 billion. Yeah, but that's Facebook guy. That's true. Give me somebody. Anybody. Whoopi Goldberg. Whoopi Goldberg. Good one. Good one. Whoopi Goldberg. Not the easiest name to spell, but I think I got it. Whoopi Goldberg's net worth is $45 million. She's worth less than Miley. William Shatner. William Shatner. What the old star? Yeah. And now he's all commercial. What's that? I would think it would be a lot because of the Priceline stuff. But I would also think it would be a lot from residuals. Yeah. Oh, huge. From the movies, from the TV show Star Trek. Be thinking of one. You can call us 5701-949 if you have one. William Shatner's net worth, is it more than Miley Cyrus? Yes. Yeah. Gonna say yes. Two.

2:02:22$100 million. He's still making money off the reruns on TBS. Miley's just a quarter of Captain Kirk. You got one? You got one, L.O.B.? What about Julia Roberts? Julia Roberts. She used to be great. First of all, her movies, she got paid more for her movies than any other female actress. Not the case anymore. Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts net worth? Take a guess, L.O.B. $423 million. Not bad. Her net worth is $140 million. Really? Less than that. Priceline's doing good. Anybody else? You want to yell one out? Good one. Liza Minnelli. Good one. I'm going to take a guess. I'm going to say that she's worth $150 million. It's going to be off the charts, Mike. I think it will, Liza. I'm going under. Under $150 million. Give me under.

2:03:29Mm-hmm. I'll take under. Ooh, you guys were both right. 23. She's worth the same as Miley Cyrus. 50. $50 million. Bet you listen to her, too. Yeah, well, that's the only one. I don't. I'll be honest with you. Come on. How about Demi Moore? What do you think Demi Moore is worth? Over and under Demi Moore. With or without Kuchar? Without. 200 mil. No. I would say 200 mil. 75. Well, I'm going to go 120. Wow, Lauren is right on. 75 mil. 75. Really? You're good, Lauren. I am good. Not bad. P. Diddy. You look him up, Jay. What's the over and under on P. Diddy? I would say... 100. I would say 300. Wow. I'm going... Ooh, that's a tough one. I'm going under. I've got a very slow connection. Either that or we're typing P. Diddy and that's not his name. Sean Combs. Sean Combs. Everybody who's got a computer should be entering this. That's why it's taking so long. Because everybody in the world is trying it out right now. Wow, mine is not working. His net worth is $380 million. Holy crap. Think about it. Sean John, he's got the clothing line, Sean John. He produces a bunch of records. He's got his own records. $380 million. That may be higher than anybody yet. Yeah. It's not bad. Anyway, if you want to do it, celebritynetworth.com.

2:04:57is where you look at those. Mine went too slow. I was wondering between Tony Hawk and Rob Dyrdek. Who's the second one? Rob Dyrdek? Who is that? I don't know. His name's on the list. Skateboard guy. Skateboard guy. He's got his whole fantasy factory stuff going. I would have to think that Tony Hawk is the highest paid skateboard guy in the world, right? Yeah, but this guy's got shoes, everything. I mean, he's just crazy. Well, maybe Sean White, though. Yeah? Because he snowboards, too. So, L.O.B. Wow. Tony Hawk, $180 million. Yeah. And now I'm loading Rob Dyrdek. It's just not coming. Oh, here he comes. And the winner is Rob Dyrdek, $15 million. Yeah, that was close. Man. That's really a long ways. Actually, I'm closer to Rob Dyrdek than Rob Dyrdek is to Tony Hawk. That makes me feel pretty good about myself. That's right. L.O.B., tell everybody about the close. hanging incident oh yeah so my friend was telling me that she has she was drying like she doesn't have a clothes drying rack in her house so she puts her clothes out the ones that cannot be put in the dryer out on her balcony like I guess sometimes it's towels sometimes it's dresses stuff like that and she got a little passive aggressive note minus the passive from her neighbor that was like

2:06:13Hi, just a friendly reminder that we shouldn't be hanging things from the balcony. It doesn't look good to the fellow homeowners. Signed, or it doesn't look good something something. Signed, fellow homeowner. If Woods were here right now, he would be saying, get it. And keep, hey, keep your eyes on your own paper, pal. Right. Is it in the Homeowners Association type do's and don'ts, though? Let's say. I mean, we've stayed at timeshare places where people come up and go, hey, by the way, you can't hang your towels. I mean, she's a renter, but there is no HOA. It's not like it's a rule. Oh, now I got issues. It's just this lady's rule. That bogs you? Don't bog me. What? It looks trashy. Take it down. But why do you care if it's their house? Because we live here as a community. Okay, but my note comes to you and says, hey, you got three little kids that always play out in front and run around and chase each other. Can you knock it off? Yeah. I will. And that doesn't bother you? Sure. You will not. You'll just lock them back in their room where they have HD. No, listen. If my kids are bugging you, are they loud? Is that the deal? I just don't like them playing out in front. I just don't like the sight of kids. Listen, if you're just saying it and there's no reason for it, then you're just being a jerk. I don't like the sight of kids playing. I wanted this community because it's nice, quiet, leave it to Beaverville, now you got kids outside. You know what the difference is? That's unreasonable. I don't think it's unreasonable that somebody hangs...

2:07:36clothes off their balcony and people go, it's an eyesore. What is this? Yeah, my parents used to get fired up about that. I'd be like, what's the big deal? I mean, are we really? Of course. Come. We're going to have clothes. Forgive me for trying to save the environment by not using my dryer. Don't use a dryer. You don't have to use a dryer. Isn't there another way? Well, would you be against a clothesline? Is it just the fact that they're on the balcony? I mean, come on. Guys, have we never taken clothes and hung them over our shower curtain? No? Well, that's where mine are. I have too many clothes. I have to hang them everywhere. They dry a whole lot better in the sun. Oh, absolutely. Nice and fresh. So you're telling me, summer breeze, you're telling me that you got a balcony that's made of wood, right? And you're going to hang. Maybe it's iron. Maybe it's iron. And you're going to hang your clothes. Maybe I put a clothesline in. Like dread clamp it. We have a clothesline in our backyard right now. We have a clothesline by our pool right now. It's probably got clothes on it. Dude. Shame on you. Is that better for you? It's his backyard? Yeah. It's fine. You can see my backyard. No, it's your backyard. But what if it's on your balcony where you people pull up, they park. So you pull up to your place. You got this beautiful apartment, right? Right. You pull up to your place, you get out of your car, and there's dude's overalls hanging off of the side of his balcony.

2:08:56Along with his underwear, his wife beater. Really? We're talking about clothes that can't go through the dryer. That's what I heard. I don't think someone's chonies are hanging out flagging the whole thing. How do we know? You're stereotyping. How do you know? So what is it then? I mean, we're not being specific. Well, I've been to her place before. It's kind of like. She doesn't wear chonies. No, she doesn't wear chonies. But it's kind of like the houses are on top of each other. And it's her side balcony, which faces this woman's yard. But it's not even facing the street. It's not even like people would drive up and be like, oh, what'd you look at that? It's kind of different. It's facing her house. It's kind of different. So the woman has to look at it so she doesn't like it. It's one woman that has a... And she didn't even sign her name. If it was a whole community. If it was a whole community of apartments and there's chonies and... It's not apartments. It's houses. If it's an HOA rule. I mean, if it's something that's out there, go, okay, I get it. We live on those things where you can't hang towels, clothes out. Got it. If it's somebody's own personal thing about what I got on my balcony, and I get it. There's a difference between overalls and chonies hanging and just laying across the bushes out there. There's a whole different thing than you got some clothes that can't go through the dryer. You're hanging your dresses, hanging some stuff on the back for, what, an hour and a half, two hours?

2:10:04I get there every day. Question, CB. Answer. You come home, live in an apartment complex where people hang their stuff. Yes. You're fine with a shirt drying. Yes, I am. Are you fine with chonies in a shirt drying? Me? It don't bother. No, my kids going and picking up the chonies and running around and playing capture the flag? Bother. But if it's hanging on their own back balcony? No bother. Are they tighty-whities or are they boxers? Tidy-whities. Is that what a chony is? Yeah. I didn't know what chonies were. Yeah, chonies. You said your friend didn't wear them. I know. I was like, she didn't wear chonies. I thought that was kind of odd. Yeah, she's like, that's such a... My guy ain't eating the cracker on her floor. Ten seconds. Wait a minute. Chonies, a bra, a pair of pants. Oh, yeah. Now aren't you kind of weirded out? I'm a Texas boy. That doesn't... Come on, really? Fine. Honk the horn.

2:11:00I'm telling you, there's more people than just you hanging your stuff off the side of the... Listen, maybe I don't even have a problem with it. I don't have a problem with it, but I do have a problem if people have a problem. With anything. No, not with anything. Just close for you. Listen, if my neighbors are like, dude, with the chonies and the overalls and the shirt and the blah, but we're trying to keep a nice place around here. I'm going to be like, oh, well. Part of it where I'm immediately going back to fence is the way this was done. I mean, the attitude of the letter, not even signing it. You know what? Fine. Get. I don't care. Not my entire wardrobe. That next day, I promise you, everything I own, it looks like a freaking yard sale outside my house. And she, yeah, she's like, well, you know, she wanted to do that, but she's like, I just want to keep the peace. So I guess apparently now I can't hang my stuff out there because she has a problem with it. We're similar in this way, L.O.B. Would you be shamed out of it? Yeah. You would. I would. No way. CB, no way. I'd go down to Salvation Army just to buy more junk. Yeah. Seriously, I'd come home with four garbage bags and I'd have a rope on anything I can hang going, here you go. Not me. And that's what Woods would do. And then I'd look across and go, hey, your little sunbrellas that you hang out there and your little chimes, hate them. Can you remove those? You're disgusting. Sign, fellow concerned citizen. We had a neighbor down the street that I would put a cone. I live on a corner and we put a cone out in the street to keep.

2:12:25the cars from whipping around when the kids are playing out in front of my house. She had her daughter's boyfriend grab the cone and steal it because she could not stand the fact that I put a cone out there to slow cars down. So how do you know that she did what you just did? I saw the kid get it, so I jumped in my truck, drove down the street behind him, and he ran into the house like a scared little kid because that's what he was. With or without the cone? Oh, he left the cone in the back of the truck, so I'm grabbing out. She comes out there, and she was hammered, and she's reading me the right act, and I just laid into her. I was like... This is why. This is what it is. She goes, well, kids shouldn't be playing in the street. I can't stand kids. You can't stand kids playing in the street. This is what we do. That's my point. Someone hates the cone. All right, but I hate the kids playing in the street. So when does it stop? Yeah. Who wins? Maybe mind your own business. I'm taking my chonies inside, and I don't ever want to see your kids outside. I'm glad we're all in. 570-1949. Where are you on this? 570-1949. Oh, yeah. So remember we told you that Katy Perry was going to be on Sesame Street. And I was making a, I was like, really? With the Katy Perry and the kids and the talking. And I know I sound like an old dude, but I was like, really? Katy Perry? Yeah. Well, anyway, they're not going to air the episode. And it's not because of the songs. It's not because of the lyrics of the songs. Wait till I tell you why they're not going to air.

2:13:49The Katy Perry on Sesame Street. Make noise in here with a live studio audience we've got going on. We'll be back. Lauren does the greatest exercises to stay warm. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Welcome back. Everybody was checking out the food as the food was being wheeled in here a little bit ago. I want to thank the Beachwood again. They were so good. Let's hear it for the Beachwood. Woo! Amazing! And everybody was trying to pretend like they weren't totally distracted because we're doing the show. But the food comes in. Everyone's craning their neck like a giraffe to try to see what was going on as soon as they walked in. Good food. Great stuff. And thank you so much. 570-1949 is our phone number. And 25 minutes from now, Trade Up for Charity goes off.

2:15:52We will take it offline at 930. Get in there. Please. Please. Get her done. Tell them what they're doing. What are they bidding on and why? Well, here's the thing, man. We got for Rady Children's Hospital and their ADI, their Autism Discovery Institute, what we're talking about is four nights at the Maui Four Seasons, which is normally worth $4,000 or over. Okay? A night. A night. Well, it's 900. And so we're talking for four nights, well over four grand. And Jay, what are we at right now in the bidding? Jay's checking it out. We're still at $2,200. Is the machine broken or is San Diego broken? I know it. I mean, because we're talking about not just the four-night stay, but we're also talking about Jared from... CreateYourDesignOnline.com is going to take any photo that you want, and he makes it look like a portrait, prints it on canvas, frames it, the whole deal. And it's pretty cool what he's going to be doing. And so all of that is worth so much. But like CB was saying earlier, it ain't really about the four-night stay at the Four Seasons in Maui. Yep. It's about lives that you're going to change. I mean, my son was really helped.

2:17:07By the Autism Discovery Institute. They don't know why kids get autism. They don't know why. They're still looking into it. You know, years ago they called it attention deficit disorder. There's been different names for it all throughout time. What I can tell you is, is that my son Jake will, he'll focus on something and he can't get off of it. He does repetitive stuff. He's different. You can tell that he's different from the other kids. Beautiful boy. Very, very intelligent. Has a fascination with numbers and letters. Number seven. That's right. He loves the number seven. He loves the number seven. And a friend of mine was able to, you know, I was telling CB this story off the air that, you know, he, Jake, watches the football games with me now. He watches Charger games with me. loves Phillip Rivers because Phillip Rivers is number 17, and he loves that seven. And so he can tell you all the guys on the team that have a seven.

2:18:11in their name. He can tell you about Billy Volek. He can tell you about Phillip Rivers. He can tell you about an offensive lineman or a defensive lineman, he'll tell you, I don't know, named Boos, that I don't even know who he is, but Jake does. Sorry, Boos. Yeah, he's number 70. It's amazing. Yeah, and Jake loves anything with a number 7. And a friend of mine knows Phillip Rivers, and I got Jake a little Phillip Rivers jersey, and... Phillip Rivers yesterday signed it to Jake. So cool. Really, really nice. He's going to lose it. Did you give it to him yet? Not yet. Oh, he's going to lose it. Not yet. But I'll tell you, I love Jake. You know how much you care about your kids. Oh, my gosh. I just love the boy so much. And he was helped by the Autism Discovery Institute at Rady Children's like you wouldn't believe. And it really is something that... The numbers are going up and up and up on autism. One day, my hope is that it doesn't exist for kids. It just isn't there anymore. And so the way that you can help is by going to Mikey show.com. The auction is going to end at nine 30. And so the auction will end at nine 30. We're talking about.

2:19:28Now, it doesn't include airfare, but it will be four-night stay at one of the most beautiful resorts in the world, the Four Seasons Resort in Maui. Incredible. Yeah. Right now, it blows me a ways. You're already getting just that $1,400 off. And $900 a night, I mean, right now at $2,200 where this thing's at, you're getting $1,400 off just that stay. For sure. Let alone the thousands of kids with autism and RADIs, I mean, one of the leading institutes in our nation, in the world right now, dealing with autism and kids. And you're going to know and have the satisfaction that, man, not only is this the most incredible vacation we've ever had, but we are helping thousands of families right now work through this issue. Yeah. And if you can do that, if you have the wherewithal, like CB was saying earlier, maybe you work for a company and you're GM or maybe you're an owner of a company and you can say, you know what, I'm going to do 10 grand on this thing. Go to MikeyShow.com right now and bid on this thing because it stops at 930 and we'd love you to be able to be a part of it. And just, oh man, it would mean so much to me and a lot of kids. 17 minutes. 17 minutes left. Let's talk to M1.

2:20:35Chuck from Miramar. Chuck, what was the word of the day? You got it. I said giraffe. You didn't even notice, did you, CB? I would have called in because I was here. Yeah, you were right there. When did you say giraffe? When you said riding giraffes in Hawaii. No, I didn't say riding giraffes in Hawaii. Hair pair not included, but you could take a giraffe away. Didn't say that either. What I did is I said that when the food came in, everybody was craning their necks like giraffes. He's sly, right? I still don't get it. Giraffes. Nah, very good. Is it too late to call in? It's too late. He's already won the tickets. Padres Reds, Saturday Petco. Congratulations, Chuck. Awesome game. Everyone else get down there and support the Padres. Hang on the line. We talked about it a couple of days ago. I was really surprised to find out that more people were with me on it than less. And it was the Katy Perry deal. You thought you were conservative. Turns out you were just normal. Yeah. Most people... Print it. Most people said when Katy Perry was on Sesame Street singing to Elmo and singing her song Hot and Cold, most people didn't really...

2:21:51Think it was appropriate. Yeah, because what we saw was what was on YouTube, but it hadn't aired yet. Right. And the problem that they had with it was the visible cleavage that she had. That was why they canceled it. Elmo or Perry? Elmo has his pants off, but she's got her cleavage showing. That is a true fact. Yeah. That is actually a true fact. Not touching that. Yeah. Well, here's the deal. It wasn't even about the lyrics of the song. No. It was about her scantily clad. Cleavage. Yep. Yeah. Look at the fun bags on that horse hound. Now here's the deal. Sesame Street may continue to come under fire for it because they did it. Yeah. At all. Yeah. But they said, yeah, we're not going to do it. Yeah, they're not going to air it. Once again. Because of the feedback that they got. So, you know, sometimes the squeaky wheel. Yeah. Gets the whatever. Never stare at the boobies, kid. Just another reason homeschooling the kindergarten is not going to work. You may protect them from the gangs and the drugs in kindergarten, but look what they're watching at home. It's the truth. Well, I mean, listen, I felt like a fuddy-duddy when I said it, but then I'm like, well, am I really? I mean, I guess a lot of people felt the same way. A lot of parents were there with you. Okay, let's see. It's Sesame Street. Yeah. Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? Yeah, I mean, I don't remember the song.

2:23:12But they don't tell you. You're there already. You're already in Sesame Street. Wow. It was aggressive. It was really aggressive. We just sang really badly, so... In fact, some might say that that gunshot there was... I mean, some might say. I'm not necessarily saying. Some might say that was an overreaction. Do the gunshot. You know this? Don't make me load that gun. Hey, I'm proud to tell you, I didn't know what this is. Speaking of female pot singers. Yeah, get it, CB. Get it. Get it. Well, for you to be culturally aware, that is Justin Bieber. Shut up. That's what he sounds like. I'm trying to think, okay, what chick is singing this? What am I missing here? Was this Katy Perry's second song with Elmo? That's Justin Bieber. Oh, now I get it. I get the chorus. Saw on the news yesterday that a lot of little girls are boycotting him. Why? There's some picture of him kissing some girl, and they showed girls, literally, little girls, their moms would video to him.

2:24:50Crying. Bieber fever. Bieber fever. You should see the video for this. He is not taking no. This girl doesn't want to date him anymore or whatever, and he's not taking no for an answer. And he's all over up in her grill the whole time, and then finally she gives in in the end. But I'm thinking, hey, stalker, what are you doing there? Yeah, Pepe Le Pew. So here was Justin Bieber's guest appearance on CSI. He was on CSI. Yeah. Let's take a listen to his acting prowess. He's got a much deeper voice, I guess. Yeah, that's a lot better right there. Much deeper voice, I guess, when he speaks than when he sings, but almost got coffee out the nose from L.O.B. on that one. Almost. Almost. Ralph Harvey went down that road. Where is he now? Ralph was exercising his right to drive his own car down a public road. His crime, driving without a license. Ralph is no criminal. He's a decent man. He took me and my brother when we didn't have anyone. And now the government took him away from us. He's all street all of a sudden. My brother. Yeah, my brother said don't do that. Listen, you can't be doing that to me, man. It sounded like an ABC after school special. It did. Does anybody talk like that first guy? I don't know. It was like Harry Potter and Justin Timberlake. That was CSI? That was weird. CSI what? Here's another clip. Don't know.

2:26:17Miami? El Paso. You can't be wearing your vest, dog. All right? Wear a vest, dog. He's like, you're a 16-year-old white kid. Stop that. I don't even know what you're talking about, dog. You just got to keep that vest off me. I have an ID. You still represent the authority. Represent. The man. Yeah, don't represent. Represent. It's like, you probably hate me. I do. You hate me. Count me in. You hate me, and I know why you hate me. You hate me because I'm a rapper. And you have a preconceived notion about all rappers. Well, let me tell you something, man. We ain't all like that. You don't have to treat me like that. I'm a human beings. You don't know where I come from. That's right. The streets of Canada. I ain't no thug. I ain't no thug. Let me tell you something. That's when the music builds. That's when you got to get the really good dramatic music to come in. Because he's going to give a speech. Justin Bieber speech. Let me tell you something, dog. If you want to vouch for my character, call my moms. Yeah, baby. My moms will tell you right now. I ain't who you think I is, man. Baby. You could wear that vest. You could be a cop. You don't know anything about me. Represent. I'm representing. Represent.

2:27:46Man, my heart breaks for kids like that today. It does. You know, when you say kids like that... You know where that started with him? Kindergarten. Did it? He was allowed to go to kindergarten. Yeah, he was allowed to go to kindergarten. It's a shame, really. Let's see what Justin Bieber's acting sounds like over Braveheart music. Not if I can help it. I didn't have anything to do with the bombs, I swear. Just bought the airplane. I believe you. But what's it do with your brother? I want William Wallace to run into the room. while the kid is doing it and go, why are you talking like that? What's up with your haircuts? What's up with your haircuts? Can't you see your eyes? You don't sound anything like that. Like a damn woman? Yeah. For crying out loud. You're from San Jose, California. What's the matter with you? Acting a fool. Brush the hair out of your eyes. Yeah. Your hair's all over your eyes.

2:28:42You're wearing mascara. You look like Hilary Swank. Yeah. There were times I couldn't ride in the front seat of the Bentley. I don't care. I don't even know what a Bentley is. You don't understand. I do understand. I have to wear a vest. Take off that vest and those suspenders and that hat. I can't. The girls will cry. Are those top-down shoes? Look at my shoes. It's the weirdest thing I've ever heard. It really is. No, I mean CB doing that voice. That was good. That was good. I like that. That's good. So there's Justin Bieber on CSI. Put him on Sesame Street. There you go. Too much cleave. Looks like a Muppet. Yeah, he'd have too much cleave too. That's right. Ten tricks casinos use on you. Do I have this? I have it. You have it. Turns out. Loosest slots in town. Yeah. Yeah, that's... The casino. I know, but isn't it? Verona, isn't it? Yeah, Verona. Loosest slots in town.

2:29:41I love a loose slot. Promiscuous. Thank you. So this article says that casinos are a psychological minefield. What? No. Everyone's a winner. Their architectural design has a methodical function devised to keep you inside spending your money. Okay. Is there anybody here that did not know that, by the way? Raise your hand if you didn't know that. Don't lie to you. Okay. So I think we know, but we don't care. I mean, apparently. Yeah. You know, but I think that we get that casinos, they do everything they can to get your dough. Yeah. That's how they play for the lights. Keep you lost. Yeah. So what do they do? You know, car dealers, we found out, will use balloon streamers and pricing on windshields when you drive by it to get your attention. Yeah. I want you to be aware. Yeah, that's it. Really? You know, I understand that fast food places put fat and salt into their food so that we like the flavor of it more. I heard, and I don't know, because these are just facts that you hear all the time. I heard there was stuff in cigarettes that's addicting. Yeah, there is. I heard that too. That's true. What are those commercials? Truth. Yeah, true. I hear girls wear bras that push their boobs really up high. Is this why you keep the guy in a separate room? Is that creepy, Uncle Jay? That is what I've heard. It's a statistic that I read somewhere. I don't know what a statistic is.

2:31:04Okay, so casinos actually want you to spend money. They've got no clocks in there. Of course, they don't want you to know what time it is. So day runs into night. It's one place that does a really good job. They don't want you to go... It's 4 a.m. and I'm drunk at a blackjack table. Yeah. And I should go to bed because I'm weird right now. They don't have calendars either because they don't want you to go, is it Tuesday? Yeah. This is the longest Saturday ever. Yeah, I know. I better call someone. Right. Well, have you ever been to like, in the Bellagio, they got like the Venice canals in there? Yeah. And no matter what time you go in there, it looks like evening. Yeah. It looks like, you know. Yeah, it's time to party. Party time. Yeah, just about to have dinner. You can have dinner at like 2 a.m. and it just feels like, all right, now let's get the night started. Turns out it's 11 a.m. Paris does that too. They've got like, it's got like clouds. It looks like it's like a daytime. Yeah. So yeah, they got that. No clocks, no windows. Tricky. All the lights, the sounds, the activity are meant to keep you stimulated, meant to keep you awake. That's why the casino, the slot machines. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. But then. They don't give you constant running tabs either on your ATM or bank account. I've noticed that. They do not? Nope.

2:32:05They don't show you your mortgage and what other bills you have to pay while you're at the table. They keep it from you. The receipt doesn't have a picture of your children on it. So that you know. Holding their hands out. Ready for food they're not going to receive. Exactly. But then they also like to keep, even though they've got all those lights and stuff going on, they keep the lighting dim so that you feel at home. Is that true? Yeah. They don't use those harsh fluorescent lights or anything like that. They just keep it nice and low and mellow. I had no idea that that was the reasoning behind it. Yeah, they keep soft soundtrack playing. Just a real nice ambiance. I'll be 100% honest with you. I've never, ever noticed music in a casino. It's real low. It is? Is it? I wouldn't know what I would say on there. I had no idea. Did you know that, L.O.B.? Yeah. You knew that they were playing music and that it was that kind of music? I mean, I guess, yeah. I did not. Yes, it's soft, easy, easing, and mollifying. Mollifying? I've felt mollified before in a casino. No. Apparently this is what's going on while we're... Stay here and play as long as you can. You know what, babe? It's always day. I don't know why I feel this way, but... I think I want to stay.

2:33:23I think I want to stay. Hey, dude, I think you've had enough. Maybe you should go. I don't know, man. I don't know. You have any idea what time it is, though? I mean, you've been here for a while. It can't be... It can't be... It can't be... It can't be any past 8 o'clock at night? I don't know. I mean, it looks like it's getting late. It looks like it's nighttime? It's 4 a.m. That's 4 a.m. It's 4 a.m. We've been here since 4 a.m. It can't be 4 a.m. because I hear Chicago. No. We've been here for 24 hours. I feel relaxed. Yeah. No. Pack it up. Let's stay for five more hours and then we'll call it a night. Or morning or morning. Absolutely not. Or for night. No. Wow. Had no idea. Yeah, usually what they do is they'll play... like the instrumental version of a song. So it's familiar enough, but it's different enough. Do you see what I'm saying? Picking up what I'm putting down here. I know what you mean. Yeah. Even the carpeting that they have, it's all meant to keep you feeling like you're at home. Who knew? Yeah. They do a lot of those near winds, especially when you do the slots where you're like, Oh man, I had two sevens. I just needed one more. So they do like stuff like that to just keep it real close. I want to know where to go. It's in there. I want to go. For sure. Give me the goal. I want to go.

2:34:29It's a long clip. I wonder if someone's working on a scent machine for casinos. You know how to put caffeine in the air? What you're breathing just constantly gives that little pickup. A little bit of speed in there. A little dust. They talk about pumping oxygen and stuff like that, but it doesn't say it in this article. Someone's working on a caffeine scent that you're like, oh, got my second wind for the 19th time. Yeah. But just real quick, they do a lot of the freebies that keep you in there and have you, you know, you think you're saving money on things like the buffet and stuff like that, especially if you join like the Players Club, stuff like that. Although, I think it was Jay and Woods were talking about it the other day. And Jay, you were saying that, because it's free drinks at a casino. Jay says, yeah, but. Not anymore. It seems like it takes longer. They want you to play a couple hands first before they give you a drink. Used to be they were flowing free with the alcohol, but now they want to beat you down before you get to that point. Yeah. Hey, guys, let's hear it for CB. He's got to go. CB has to split. Sweet. Did a great job. Good job. Good job, buddy. Thanks. Don't know how you guys are going to break it to Woodsy on Monday, but it's going to be fun doing the show with you guys. There you go. What A-list female celebrity is defending Mel Gibson? We'll tell you when we come back. Proud to say we were able to raise $2,400 for Rady Children's Hospital. And congratulations to Aaron Williams.

2:36:35M1RGP. Nice work. Thank you very much, Yav. Nice work, man. I mean, I'll tell you, it is a very, very cool thing, and I know Radies is going to be very, very happy about that, and we're just really stoked about it. Thank you to Jared as well from createyourdesignonline.com. Jared. has really done an incredible job with our billboards, our website, everything. And he did the photo that you see behind us here. He turned that photo into a portrait, prints it on canvas, frames it, amazing looking thing. That's what he does. It's really good. But anyway, congratulations. We have a winner, and it just turned out really cool. Man, so many people came forward. I mean, surf ride. Four Seasons, all those guys just hooked it up for us. Yeah, thank you to both. Thank you to the Four Seasons and to Surfride for doing what they did. Just very, very cool. A couple of new movies that are coming out this weekend. Ryan Reynolds, Robert Patterson, and Samantha Mathis are in a movie called Buried, where a truck driver and his family wake up buried alive in an old wooden coffin.

2:37:46not knowing who might have put him there or why. Sounds scary. Sounds unbelievable. Yeah, it does. And it also sounds like that would be a big fear of a lot of people. Just another Friday night. Claustrophobic, yeah. From Robert Patterson. Yeah, I wonder who's going to call him. Let's see. Howell, 1950 era's tale focusing on the obscenity trial, launched to censor Allen Ginsberg's ground. I think, isn't Alan Alda in that or something? Mary Louise Parker, Jeff Daniels, Alan Alda, and David Strathairn. Never heard of him. Sounds really boring. Yeah, it does. The Legend of the Guardians. This I've seen previews for. It's a bunch of cartoon owls. Legend of the Guardians. The Owls of Gahooley. Who? The Owls of Gahooley. Who? Oh, wow. Ow.

2:38:49That's a good one, Jay. Working that up all day. Wall Street, Money Never Sleeps. That is by the same director that did the first Wall Street. Yeah. Oliver Stone. Here's a clip. What are you, some kind of energy freedom fighter? No, Mr. Geck. I'm in this game to make money like anybody else. So what about money, Jay? That's shy. Michael Douglas. You like her? Do I like her? I've never thought about Money as a sheep. Oh. She lies there in bed at night with you, looking at you, one eye open. Money never sleeps. And she's jealous. And if you don't pay close attention, you wake up in the morning, she might be gone forever. Creepy. He's good, though. He's great. And then a movie called You Again, with Kristen Bell, Sigourney Weaver, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Kristen Chenoweth. Yeah, it looks like a total guy movie. Yeah, I can't wait to see it. No matter how old you are, you never get over high school. Successful PR pro, Marnie, heads home for her older brother's wedding. Oh, boy. It's like a big, giant cat fight with big name chicks in it. Let's see how long it takes me to get really, really bored of the trailer.

2:40:17How do I feel like they've used this music in every girl movie ever made? That'd be my nightmare. In fact, this is a good one. I was almost going to ask this. I want to ask this of you, L.O.B. Okay. What's your personal hell? My personal hell? Yeah. It would have to be something in like a confined space. Like probably the coffin thing. Yeah. Being buried alive. Yeah. Being in a coffin maybe with spiders and snakes. Yeah. We should do that next week on the show. No, we should not. Yeah, come on. Build a coffin. Put some snakes in there. No way. You wouldn't do it, right? No. No way. Jay? Gosh, we've tried this before. I think I've never done it. I've never sang karaoke. That's the only thing I'm really scared of. You're afraid of karaoke? I am afraid of karaoke. That? That. I don't know. I'm scared of being buried alive and you're scared of karaoke. I know. It's weird. It freaks you out to be in front of people and sing. I've actually been in bands, but I've always been the second guy singing. So it was not just me up there. I can't imagine being up there by myself alone. Alone and the music playing and you singing. Yeah, I'll do that as soon as you get in a box with some snakes. No. Yours is way more reasonable. I got buried in a coffin underground for three days for a radio promotion. Yeah. Never happier.

2:41:41There was a pipe that went up to the top. They had to have an armed security guard there at all times so that nobody would come and pour stuff down the pipe. For three days? Yeah, they nailed it shut. You don't pee or poop. Was there dirt on top of you? Mm-hmm. And when you lay down flat, your body will stop doing stuff. I thought you could pee. There was a bag in there that you could pee in, but they wanted you to empty your bladder before you got in. Right. And so you had to. We did that promotion as well. And then they gave you a little thing of Gatorade, but it was a small thing of Gatorade, and you had to just take tiny sips. And they would give you, like, little granola bars, but the same thing. They just wanted you to nibble on it. They dropped it down the pipe? No, it was there for you. You know, when you got into the coffin, that was what was in there for you. There was a light. There was a light bulb. They had attached a light bulb inside of it that you could turn off with a little chain. And the only other thing in there was a phone because I had to do call-ins to the radio station. Like, this is like a real coffin. A real coffin. That a body would be. It was made of, it was a pine coffin. Yeah. It was a bin. They did it all over the place. It was like the big thing at the time. We're going to bury them underground until we raise so much money. Yeah. And they put me in there and they, and I remember, what I remember so distinctly about it was them nailing it.

2:43:03Because they put nails in it. Oh, my gosh. And they nailed it shut. And then they buried it. And then you could hear the dirt pouring on top of it. But there was a pipe that went up to the top. And the pipe at the top had a bend in it. And it had a mirror. And so people could look down into the pipe and see my eyes as I laid underground with the light on. That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard. You know, for me. I kind of liked the, you know, I felt safe. What about when the dirt was dropping? What was going through your head? That was unnerving. There's no doubt about it. When the nails went in and when the dirt was being poured on top of it, it was unnerving. There's no doubt. Just got hives thinking about it. But I knew. I was like, you know, there's a pipe where I can breathe. There's a security guard. What'd you do all day? Read. Read. You can read? They let you take a book.

2:44:00You could hold the book above your head, you know, a little bit. Oh, my God. You had a lamp. You know, you had a light. And so you could sit there. That's all you could do. And I also talked on the phone because I had a phone and I could use it in between doing call-ins to the radio station. No, this was before cell phones. So the wire went all the way down? Just like this phone. Just a plastic phone. And the wire went down into the coffin. And, yeah, I'd sit there and make phone calls. That's strange. Yeah. I met one of my girlfriends at the dealership that we did this at. We did it behind a dealership. Everybody did it at a car dealership. Everybody. There's a big radio bit. I'm glad I was not back in radio then. You would not have done that. Meat suit, yes. Coffin, no. Let me run down some of the other sticky radio bits. Would you spend day upon day up on a billboard? living up on a billboard. Hmm. Yeah, I think I'd do that. You would do that one? Yeah. I wouldn't like it, but I'd do it. Yeah, that's old. It was a pain I did that with. I didn't do, I wasn't the guy up on the billboard, I was the guy on the bottom organizing all of it. So you had to like make sure they had the food and all that. Yeah, food and change out his port-a-can. No way. Yeah, he would just drop a bag down.

2:45:16You had to change that? Well, he would drop it down and we would go over with our, you know, put it in a can and take it away. Yeah, he basically became your infant son. Yeah, exactly. He was. Oh, my goodness. How big was the ledge if someone slept on it? It's pretty large. It's about as big as his table. I would roll off and die. We'd put like a doghouse up there. He could get inside. Really? Yeah, doghouse and had some walls where he could hide behind to do all his business. Really? I thought you guys were mean with the meat suit and the BB gun. Let me tell you something, L.O.B. I have done some stuff. I have done some stuff. Tasers and paintball guns. I mean, we've broken skin by shooting people. Oh, yeah. We had people. Remember when we did the thing with Rob and his testicles and the slapper? Oh, I love that. The ball swagger. Oh, my gosh. I can see why this kind of stuff is not allowed anymore. It is. Oh, it is. We can totally do it. It is. As a matter of fact, we will. Yeah. Oh, we will. Maybe we'll get your testicles. Go for it. Let's see. Yeah, I did some wacky stuff back in the day. All right, so it's time. We got to take a break, right? Mm-hmm. Yes. I can't believe how old Madonna's kid is now. I know. And I heard her talk. We have audio of her kid talking. I was like, oh, weird. I'll tell you that next. We got a love sack for the studio. That thing is a love sack. The greatest. Oh, my gosh. Jay told me about it. And because I said, I want to get a bean bag.

2:47:19And put a bean bag in the studio so when we do meetings, we can sit on a bean bag. And I was like, oh, grow up. Yeah. I just dove in that thing. It was like heaven in a sack. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It didn't come out right. Yeah. It came out kind of strange when you said that. It's not weird. Second part's on the bat. Yeah. It's not the first time you've ever said those words before. Yeah. And so Jay goes, oh, you've got to get a love sack. I go, what is that? Yeah. You called me creepy, I think. I did. It's still creepy, but the love sack is cool. It's good. It's this enormous beanbag. Enormous beanbag. And it's filled with these tiny little balls. That's... And... You can take a running start and jump up in the air and jump onto it and sink into it and it forms around your body. Yeah, it doesn't, I thought it was going to sink and I was going to like hit the floor where everything got dispersed. No, it just, it cradles you, it rocks you, caresses you. Yeah. It's just like a little love sack. Yeah. Yeah. Real sweet. Tells you that you look skinny. Yeah. It's like, you're handsome. That's what it said to me. That's what it said to me too. It did. It's weird.

2:48:30And L.O.B. goes, oh, I want a blanket in this thing. I would sleep in it. Oh, yeah. I would. I stand corrected. I don't want to wrong, Mikey. That's wrong. Tonight's 8 o'clock album, The Black Keys. The Big Come Up is the name of the album. It's a great album. They'll be at Soma on Saturday night. That is correct. Madonna has a daughter named Lourdes. She is now 13 years old. Listen to her. Here she is talking about getting her hair dyed. It's definitely still the goal. I don't know. She doesn't really want me to. I like. That's a 13-year-old Madonna daughter. Here she is talking about her mom's shoes. All my shoes. I like the stuff. She's 13. Should I ever say the word like? Yeah. You ever say the word like? That's what they do at 13. Here she is talking about her mom. She's the ultimate material girl. Yeah, I mean, this is inspired by her. Oh, my gosh. Let me tell you something. I've got three boys. I'm kind of glad. Because I think that every dad has to, when they have daughters, they're going to go through that. How old is your daughter? Do you hear that all the time? When I was 13, I was a nightmare. Did you? All girls are. To your parents? To everyone. Everybody? Everyone. Not just your parents? I was like, oh, my gosh, she's an idiot.

2:50:01Sounds like Sabrina. I told my kids if they said like, they owed me a dollar every time they said I'm like and you're like. I'm like, okay, a dollar every time you say like. Unless you're using it properly in a sentence. Be honest, Jay. Did it annoy you? Oh, I can't stand like. And I would start saying it. And he was like, whatever, I'm like. If I was, let's say I was trying to watch football. And I heard my daughter just nonstop. If I heard that, I'd go batty. You'd probably, to a point, be able to just drown it out. Were you able to drown it out, Jay? You eventually get used to hearing them use it in sentences. And that's why I said I started doing the same thing. And then I was like, okay, I can't do that anymore. Oh, wow. How about you? Do you get tired of it? Do you drown it out? You can tune it out. Man. The boy stuff, I don't know what it is. I guess you just deal with stuff breaking. Yeah. Stuff setting on fire. They fight. They smell. They fight. They smell. They light stuff on fire. They're rude. Yeah. Whatever, Dad. Yeah. A friend of ours said that she came downstairs the other night and her son was just sitting at the kitchen island lighting a Pop-Tart box on fire. I did that. On the reg. She goes, what are you doing? I'm lighting the box on fire. Yeah. What? Why? What are you doing?

2:51:26Why are you doing that? Why not? Yeah, my son likes to pass gas when he's at the table. I'm like, no, we're eating dinner. I wonder where he gets that from. Not what we're eating, I don't. Then you have to use that rationale. You're like, I do that, but I don't do that at the dinner table. Not at the dinner table. That's what I'm eating. Yeah, you got to go through that stuff. You know what answer I'm sure is great, too? I don't know. Why are you lighting a box of Pop-Tarts at the table? I don't know. No, no, no. Why are you, though? I don't know. No, no, no, no. You're lighting it. There was a reason you brought it there and took a lighter. By the way, why do you have a lighter? Because I felt like it. I don't know. That's the other answer you'll get. Because I felt like it. Yeah, wait until they're taller than you and you have to look up at them. Yeah. You sit down on your bed while I talk to you. Yeah. Oh, man. That's now for me. 570-1949. Anybody have anything going on this weekend that they want to talk about? Anybody? Anybody? M1, Josh from Escondido. Hey, how's it going, guys? Good. Hey, I was just trying to plug a fundraiser that we're doing tomorrow out at San Diego Harley-Davidson. You bet. It's called Burnstock. We're actually doing an all-day music festival from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Okay.

2:52:53You know, bands, raffles, everything. What we're trying to do is help raise money for the families. Some loved ones in California 200 happened out in the Mojave Desert a couple weeks ago in August. That's a good cause, bro. Yeah, so we actually had a friend, Aaron Farkas, who we named this after. His nickname was Verno. That's where we got the Vern Quest. We're just trying to promote it and see if, you know, see if we can get more people down there to help raise money. more money and like i said we're going to have uh we have a lot of sponsors we have about 40 sponsors you know uh we have a hood shock of clothing sector nine torch tattooed bunch of others orw um if you guys can do anything or if anybody's listening to this right now that has nothing going on tomorrow then um we'd love to have you down and like i said we're trying to raise as much money as we can to help assist these families with the funeral costs

2:53:54You bet, man. You bet. That sounds like a great cause. And I appreciate you calling, Josh. No, I appreciate you guys having me on. Thanks again. I really appreciate it, Mikey. You bet, bro. Thank you for calling. All right, thanks. End of the show. On Friday, I give you my story. I give you my testimony. And the reason that I do is because I know that there's so many people that are listening that are in the same place that I have been in my life. And I want to share my story with you so that you might say, yeah, if it can happen for him, it can happen for me. You know, when I was a little, little kid, when I was five years old, I was sexually abused and I didn't know it then. Never thought of it then. But that was something that was always in the back of my mind, even when I didn't think about it consciously. is wrong, but it made me feel guilty and ashamed. There may be a lot of people that are listening right now that have been through that, and maybe you don't think about it either, but your life may be like my life was, wreckage. You know, throughout the course of my life, I felt like I had low self-esteem all the time, always felt different from other kids, and I've said this before, I felt worthless.

2:55:29I felt ugly. What I didn't realize was that all of those things, man, those things were lies. I believed them, but they weren't true. I wasn't worthless. I wasn't even ugly, but I believed it. I know that there's a lot of people listening right now that feel hopeless. You feel like there's nothing in your life that's worth anything. You may have a secret and you're addicted to something. You may be addicted to cocaine. You may be addicted to meth. You may be addicted to booze. And maybe people around you have told you, man, you got to watch that. You know, it's kind of getting out of control for you. Or maybe nobody has said that because nobody knows. I kept my addictions secret for a long time. People didn't know about my addictions for a while. Eventually, people started to mention to me that they were noticing that there was some stuff going on. But it took a while.

2:56:33I will never, ever forget my dad telling me that unless I was able to stop drinking, he could not continue to have a relationship with me. I'll never forget my dad telling me that. There are people listening right now in La Jolla and El Cajon, Del Mar, Mission Valley. In fact, it may even be you. Have you ever been in a place where you feel like something's missing? That was me. I've been in a place in my life where I felt like something's just missing from my life. I tried all kinds of stuff to make me feel like something wasn't missing. I'd try getting into new stuff, taking up new things. Women, booze, friends. Everything, man. Everything. I've been addicted to coke, meth, women, sex, porn. I've had eating disorders.

2:58:03I've tried to fill my life with everything. 2003, I gave Jesus Christ the steering wheel to my life. There may be people that are listening right now and you go, I can't. And the reason that I can't is because I've done so much messed up stuff. I'd feel like a hypocrite if I walked into a church or if I turned to God now. If I did that now, God would look at me and be like, what are you doing? What are you coming around for? You come now because you feel like you need me? Well, let me just ask you, if you were a dad and your kid who you love was gone, you didn't know where he was, or maybe you did, but you knew that he was doing messed up stuff and you were afraid for him, and he came back to you and he said, Dad, will you help me? How would that make you feel? What would that do for you? Would you tell him to get lost and where have you been this whole time? Or would you welcome him with open arms and just be glad that he's back?

2:59:16And love them. That's why I tell you that. If you believe that you can't because of that, it's a lie. You can. Jesus doesn't have a website, but the church that I go to does. Northcoastchurch.com. I'm there on Saturdays and love to see you hang out. I only say that because for me, accepting Christ into my life changed everything. I'm not trying to preach to you. I promise. I'm just trying to give you hope where maybe you don't have any. Because I have to believe. That I was put on earth to do this job and given the abilities that I was given for a bigger reason than to just tell jokes on the radio, which I love doing. But I have to believe that it was for something much, much, much bigger than that. I have to. I didn't choose any of the ability that I have. If that were the case, we'd all sing. And we'd all be athletes. I didn't choose it. He gave it. And then he uses me to tell you. Right now.

3:00:31He's using me. There may be some of you that are listening right now that he's saying, I need you. If you go to Mikey show.com, there's a area on the top that says help. And you can click there and find resources on addiction, depression, eating disorders. All of those things are listed there. And I urge you to do it. If you're one of those folks that like me didn't have any hope, you felt desperate and you needed help. Help is there. I just tell you what I did. I play a song at the end of the show on Friday because I know that there are so many people that do feel hopeless. This song that I'm going to play for you, if you listen to the words of it, you may feel that sense of hope. There is hope in the lyrics of the song. It's by a band called Third Day, and the song is called Tunnel. Hillary's not in today. Hanson is going to be filling in for Hillary today. Enjoy the rest of your weekend. Have a great time.

3:02:08Take a listen to the lyrics to this song if you're in that place where you feel hopeless. Great lyrics for a positive, positive message. We'll be back again on Monday. Woods will be back with us. And thank you for listening. Nike shows out. Late.