The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 10/17/11
Monday, October 17, 2011
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The show opened with host Mikey introducing co‑hosts Woods, L.O.B. (Lauren), Jay and phone screener Chris, then quickly moved into a charity segment with Andrea Moriarty of Banding Together about an instrument drive for special‑needs kids. The tone shifted dramatically when the crew reported the fatal IndyCar crash of Dan Weldon, sharing details of the Las Vegas wreck and paying tribute with a five‑lap salute. Later, lighter bits included a review of Footloose praising Julianne Hough, a critique of The Thing’s spaceship interiors, a memorable slap self‑defense demo where L.O.B. struck Jay’s arm, and a listener poll that declared candy corn hideous.
What happened, in order
Banding Together Charity
Andrea Moriarty from Banding Together promotes an instrument drive and upcoming concert to raise money for music therapy for kids with special needs.
Dan Weldon Death News
The crew breaks the news of IndyCar driver Dan Weldon's fatal crash at Las Vegas Motor Speedway, discussing the wreck and his legacy.
Footloose Friday Box Office
Woods celebrates Footloose's strong weekend earnings, praising Julianne Hough's performance and the film's nostalgic appeal.
The Thing Review
Mikey and Lauren discuss the 2011 prequel The Thing, praising its acting, plot, and effects while criticizing its spaceship interior scenes.
Spaceship Rant
Mikey argues that showing the inside of any spaceship in movies always looks stupid and should be avoided.
Rebecca's Face Hugger
Rebecca playfully mimics a face‑hugger on Mikey during a live bit, embarrassing him in front of the audience.
Slap Incident
L.O.B. slaps Jay's arm during a mock self‑defense demo, leaving him lightheaded and the crew laughing.
Candy Corn Vote
The show takes a listener poll on whether candy corn is hideous, ultimately declaring it hideous after a tied vote.
People mentioned
MikeyWoodsL.O.B.JayChrisAndrea MoriartyRyan HoneycuttElla BDan WeldonDanica PatrickRandy BernardDale EarnhardtMichael WaltripJulianne Hough
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Pretty amazing timing. Woods was already on the news and is back in the studio with us, which is great. All right, real quick. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. Woodsy is our sports guy. LOP is our resident comedian and assistant producer. And Jay is our executive producer. And our phone screener is Chris. That's crap. That's crap. Word of the day, darkness. When you hear me say that between now and 10, you got to be caller six, or excuse me, caller nine, and you will be going to see City in Color, November 8, House of Blues. It's going to be a great show. And yeah, I am going to stay up late that night. Attaboy. I believe. I believe. Okay. So Woods was on the news this morning already, and he did really good. Check it out. This was just a few minutes ago. And because it's downtown...
It's very close to Mission Valley. And so he was able to go from downtown to Mission Valley real quick where we're located and do both. Check it out. Really the big weather story of the morning, too. All right. Banding together. We're banding together out here this morning, aren't we, guys? Yeah, we are. Okay. It's a great organization. It is a great event coming up here this week. Next week? Next week. Okay, good. All right. Steve Woods, The Mikey Show. Correct. All right. Real quick. You're going to be fun with this, but let me talk to you real quick. This is Andrea. Last name again, Andrea. I think, you know, you are not. You are Mike. She's Mike, right? No, she's not Mike, so I've got to reach across. Okay, Andrea Moriarty from Banding Together. You're getting musical instruments. Really donated, raising money for? Kids with special needs so they can receive music therapy. Music therapy, that's very cool. And we've got Mr. Honeycutt over there behind us. Mike, or Rick, sorry. Ryan Honeycutt, that's my brother. That's your brother-in-law. Yes. They're playing guitar. My brother-in-law, he's from Austin, Texas, but he's now a San Diego native. Terrific. Barton Springs. Great place down there, isn't it? Oh, yeah. I love Austin. All right. Tell us about the event coming up. Tell us how the public can help out. Well, the Belly Up is helping us by having an instrument drive. So all next week you can drop off old drums, old guitars that we can give to kids to use. And if you drop them off Monday or Tuesday, you get a free ticket to the concert Tuesday night. Hubba hubba. So the concert's tomorrow? No, next Tuesday. Next Tuesday. Where Ryan's playing. Awesome. And how are you guys all involved? Well, I'm actually going to be emceeing it.
It's a special thing for me. Mikey's son, Jake, is actually autistic. That's how I got involved. We just raised $55,000 from autism last week. So we're going to keep the pedal to the metal. And it's all about connecting, getting those kids connected with something that's stimulus, right? Banding together with local musicians, local celebrities, and helping kids. All right. Thanks, boss. Nice. That metal music, I want that for traffic music from now on. Pretty cool. Yeah, it was very cool. Looking good. Yeah, dude. Woods is going to be hosting the Banding Together thing, right? Yeah, I'll be there for a couple hours. I've got to go to bed, but I'm going to be opening the show and introducing the first couple musicians, and I've got to go home and hit the sack. That's awesome. I can't stay all night, but it's a really cool thing, man. Tickets are only $11. You can get them at bellyup.com. That's awesome. Belly Up in the news this weekend. We'll find out why in a little bit. We know the lady that runs the place because Ella B used to work at the Belly Up before she was on the Mikey Show. And her manager, was it your manager? No. No, she was a co-worker. She's a marketing department over there. She is being requested by People Magazine and she's been requested by Us Magazine, all these different magazines. And we'll tell you why. We'll have her on and we'll let her talk about it.
It's pretty funny. It's very funny. She's very funny. She is. So all kinds of stuff going on. Call us 570-1949 or text 949mikey at gmail.com. There is so much happening in the world. The biggest story this morning is probably the death of Dan Weldon. And I'm not. Listen. And when it comes to IndyCars, I don't know a lot about it. I know the name Danica Patrick because she's a female IndyCar driver. But I actually recognized the name Dan Weldon. When I heard that he had died, I was like, I know that name. I mean, this is a big figure in the world of IndyCars. It was a 15-car wreck that he was involved in. Looking for Dan Weldon. Started 34th in this field. He has moved up 10 spots. You're on board with him. And one thing he was worried about going into this race was all that dirty air created by 34 cars. But right now, the position he's in, he actually has a small advantage because everybody else has opened the air up in front of him. Oh, here we go. Trouble contact and a huge crash. Up in turn number two. Oh, multiple cars involved. It looks like Dan Weldon may be involved in it.
Wow. I mean, you can tell. I haven't seen it. Have you seen it? Is it bad? I haven't seen it. It's brutal. Dan Weldon won the Indy 500 two times. He is a very big name, very respected, very loved guy in the circuit and was very sad. I haven't seen it, but I mean, you can just tell. from the announcers that it's bad. Fire everywhere, cars flipping up in the air. People said it was the worst crash. Guys that have driven Indy for years said it was the worst crash they have ever seen or been involved with. Do they know what the sequence of events was? Because every... crash, whether it's NASCAR, whether it's Indy, whatever it is, has a beginning. There's something that started. This guy rubbed this guy. This guy went, you know, that kind of thing. Yeah, it says that a lot of cars just started bumping into each other. He got snared in the pileup and he was caught on a fence, on the catch fence. Was it in Vegas? It was in Vegas, yeah. Here's the ABC commentators after they figure out what happened.
Came in late on that. And, folks, this is the hardest part of our job. And the last time I had to do this was 2006 with Paul Dana. But we have lost Dan Weldon today here at Las Vegas Motor Speedway. Tragic accident on lap number 13. And Dan Weldon killed today here at Las Vegas Motor Speedway. There will be a five-lap salute. Stay with us. Oh, that is sad. Play the Dario Franchitti. There's some audio from him that's really poignant that he said after the race, man. I'm trying to find it. Oh, yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it. It's really good. Days like today, you're like, is it worth it? No. Who is he, Woods? He's a really famous Indy driver. Absolutely not. But it's what we push each other, we push ourselves, we push our team to win these races and championships. And it's what drives us forward, man. It's what we love. And then you see that happening to Dan and you just go, you know what?
It doesn't matter. Wow. Yeah, he's just like, it doesn't even matter. I don't want to do it anymore today. Wow. Danica Patrick on Dan Wells. We're all very sad. He's a friend of all of ours. He'll be missed. And I just feel for his family. You know, whether it's NASCAR or IndyCar, I know that with the NASCAR guys, they really are a family because they travel. all year long and uh basically what they do is they all live in those gigantic uh haulers which are really mansions on wheels they're beautiful inside um but they kind of all the families know one another uh they all know one another because they all will sort of camp out with each other and uh you know when excuse me when they are uh you know at night time or whatever after the races They'll all hang out. They'll have meals together out there. And they do this for years and years and years. So they know each other really well. And so it's just really sad. Really, really sad. Dan Weldon is a name that is just really, really well known. This is the announcement from IndyCar CEO Randy Bernard. IndyCar is very sad to announce that Dan Weldon has passed away from unsurvivable injury.
Our thoughts and prayers are with his family today. IndyCar, its drivers and team owners, has decided to end the race. In honor of Dan Weldon, the drivers have decided to do a five-lap salute in his honor. That's really cool. Yeah. You know, that's really cool. He was married. He's got small children. He's 33 years old. Only 33? Yep. Oh, man. I sure do remember when Earnhardt died, man. I mean, who can't remember that? That was insane. Yeah. I mean, the biggest name. The biggest name. And, you know, I remember just not even being a NASCAR fan. Right. And I still to this day remember Turn 4, Daytona, biggest race there is. I remember that it was Michael Waltrip that won. It was on the final lap. I remember seeing that wreck and going. What happened? How did he pass away from that? Because he just kind of slid up and hit that wall. Who knows? It's sad. It is sad. Hey, check this out. Let's turn things to happier stuff. First of all, Woods, you will be happy to know that your Footloose Friday really did catch on across the country. Footloose did very well.
The number one movie was still the Steven Spielberg produced movie Real Steel, which is catching crazy word of mouth. Crazy word of mouth. And brought in $16 million over the weekend. But Footloose Friday and Footloose Weekend was good for number two. And it made $16.1 million. Because it's a brilliant film. That's why. I admitted it. I watched the preview. It looked good. Hey. Was it good? Yeah, I got two words for you. Julianne Hough. She's the main star? Main female? Holy smokes. Yeah, she looks real pretty in the previews, man. She looks gorgeous. She's incredible. Yeah. Incredible. Is she new on the movie scene or something? She's from Dancing with the Stars. Oh. Oh, wait, the blonde? Yeah, she's Ryan Seacrest's beard. Yes. The blonde? Yeah. She's an actress? Oh, yeah.
And a good one. Is she really good? Yeah, she's great. She was great. Oh, boy. Does she have long hair in the movie? Oh, yeah. Yeah, because when she was on Dancing with the Stars, she had like a short haircut, you know? Did she? Yeah. No, maybe not. Maybe not. I don't know. I don't know. No, that was Kurt Warner's wife. That was Kurt Warner's wife I was thinking of. I always get the two confused. Yeah. But she's good. She's a good actress, too. Yeah. And, you know, the guy in it, I don't know his name. Kenny Whedon or Weldon or something. I don't know. He... It's from Boston in the movie. So you know I'm in on the Boston accent, so I get to listen to him move into a small country town. It was good. Hey, I hear it's good. Well, listen, more guys showed up for the Footloose tweet-up than they did for the Moneyball tweet-up. So what does that tell you about our audience? Hey, dude. No, no, no. Listen, first of all, Woodsy, it isn't our audience. It's the country I read. The country, right? Check this out. Check this out. More men are going to see Footloose than women. Yeah. Sad. Julianne Hough. Just a sad state of affairs. I think it might be Julianne Hough. I think it must be. She's amazing. What? You don't think she's good looking? I think she's great looking, but I'm not going to go see a movie. If I want, I'll just Google her image. Right, exactly. She's really good in the movie, and the movie's fantastic. Fantastic. I heard it's good. Dennis Quaid is great in it. He plays the preacher. He's awesome. Dennis Quaid. Man. Let's see. Here's Wren.
the main character. What's the deal with the preacher's daughter? She wears a lot of attitude. Back in the day, she used to be a good at two-shoes. And is the preacher's daughter played by the blonde, Julianne Hough? Yes. She's wearing her jeans all tight and everything. Man, you can put a quarter in that girl's back pocket and tell it's head or tail. Why? You're trying to knock boots with her, aren't you? No. Yes, you are. He is. I'm just curious. I ain't trying to take her ball and dance. Well, that'd be pretty hard being that that's against the law. Public dancing is against the law if you're under 18 in Beaumont. Shut up. Wait, wait. Jump back. Are you kidding me? Dancing is against the law. Wow. Dancing is against the law. The law. The law. Dancing is against the law here? I'm sure it'll win many awards. Oh, boy. Well, Woodsy, would you see it again? Hell, yeah. I'm buying it on DVDs as it comes out. So number one was Real Steel Boxing Robots. Yeah. Number two was Footloose. And the number three movie over the weekend was the one that I saw. Oh. Nice. The Thing. I was waiting for your review. Yeah, my wife and I went to see it. I really liked it. She thought it was stupid. Weird. Uh-oh. You know, I was thinking, I saw her post about going to the movies with you, and I was like, wow, that's Apollo 18 she's gone to see and The Thing.
I'm like, you were a Footloose. Oh, I would see Footloose. Yeah, okay. I would see Footloose. The only thing I don't want to see with Rebecca is the girl movies. Well, then why do you want to see Footloose? It's not a girl movie. Isn't it? No, it's not. More men are going to see it than women. It's in the numbers. And for me, it's nostalgic. Yeah, it's more gay men are going to see it. It's nostalgic, you know? Yeah, it must be. Because ladies. I saw it in the 80s, and so whatever, I'll see it. I saw it in the 80s. I liked it in the 80s. Yeah, I was a child then. Were you? Now I like girls, Mark. Yeah, I like girls. Well, here's my thoughts on The Thing. The Thing is a prequel. It is not a remake. It's what happened before the 1982 movie John Carpenter's The Thing with Kurt Russell. And I thought that they did a good job. I thought the acting was pretty good. I thought the plot of the movie was really good. I thought they did some very clever things with the storyline. I thought the visual effects were incredible. The only thing I said, the only knock I have on this movie, is from this point on, let's not ever put anybody in a movie in a spaceship. Ever. Let's not go into a spaceship. No more spaceship movies. No. I mean, you can have a spaceship movie.
Just don't go inside of it. Don't show me the inside of a spaceship because it's always stupid. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter who does it or where it's done or whatever. You go inside a spaceship. It's stupid. The idea of a spaceship, that's fine. Maybe even showing a spaceship up in the sky, that's fine. Don't go in there because it's going to be dumb. It's always going to look dumb. And this is no exception. They go in there and look stupid. The Millennium Falcon looked pretty cool. Okay. When they were kids, that may be it. But to me, that's different. It's different because it's Star Wars. It's not even supposed to be this. It doesn't have anything to do with Earth. It's true. You know what I mean? It's true. Whenever they do stuff that has to do with Earth and spaceships and they go in one, stupid. Were there any stars in there in that movie? No. No. There are no stars in it. It's all. up-and-coming actors, and they're all good. Cool. And the visual effect and the suspense scared the crap out of me. I mean, I jumped. I actually jumped in my seat three times. Wow. Three times. What was Rebecca doing? Just watching. Did she sleep? No, I told her. I said, don't go to sleep. Please don't go to sleep. And she goes, I won't. And she didn't. But when we left, she emasculated me when we left. Ow.
What'd she say? She doesn't understand. Like, women don't understand. Like, don't do that in front of people. What did she do? She was like, I go, she goes, what did you think? And I go, I loved it. I go, you hated it, right? And she goes, like, of course, which wasn't the emasculating part. And I go, what was it? And she started with her hands doing this thing like a spider, like, you know, like, and I was like, okay, you know, I get it. But then she went the extra step. And she did face hugger on me. And she put her hand up to my face and went on my face in front of people, you know? You don't do that to your man in front of people. Why? It's embarrassing. Like, you make me feel like a little boy. It's emasculating. Come on. In my face, I'm like walking and she's got her hand on my face. It's hysterical. We would not be able to be in a relationship. Well, you know, come on. It's hysterical. Keep your hands to yourself. Did it not scare her at all? It scared her, but I think that the idea of it is so far out. But what does scare... I'll tell you this. They had a preview for... They had a preview for... What was that movie that got everybody... Paranormal Activity. They had a preview for Paranormal Activity 3. Oh my goodness, stop. And she put her hands over her face. Yeah.
I closed my eyes. That's frightening. I closed my eyes, but then I opened my eyes. Was it the one where the person just gets yanked? They're like flying backwards. Yeah, but that's not what got her. What got her was video camera inside of a bathroom. Three little kids run in there and shut the door. And they're siblings. And it's 1988. And so the video doesn't look great. And they go, we're going to teach you how to play Bloody Mary. Oh, gosh. No. Done already, right? Done. Forget it. Done already. Done already. Done already. Done already. Done already. Done already. I'm done already. Do you know why they know that that's going to work on every human being alive? Because we all did it. Every person in this building did it. Yes. And what it does is it goes directly to the heart of your childhood, and you can't help it. I don't think I did it. I don't know what you're talking about. What? All right. Anyway. Jay was obviously raised in Botswana. He grew up in Botswana. And so the three little girls, the lights go off. They turn the lights off. And they do the Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary. They say it three times. And it's dead quiet. And you're in a dark theater. There's no sound. There's no sound. And the screen's dark. And you're already on edge. And then all that happens is one of the little girls goes, and everybody jumps in the theater.
And one of the little girls goes, don't do that. It's so blah, blah, blah. And they open the door and they walk out. And they don't turn the lights on. They just open the door and they'll walk out. And all you see is the light from the hallway that's coming in. Oh, gosh. And the figure of a woman. Shut up, dude. On the mirror. In the mirror. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. As they walk out. And it's still there when they're in the room. And when they leave, it stays there. And Rebecca didn't even see that. Who has to? And I'm like, not a chance. I haven't seen any of those. Not a chance. Me either. I saw the first one. Not a chance. I don't think you can get people with the sequels to it. Did I just get you? Well, that got me. Hey, listen. There was some other stuff. Keep me away. Don't want any part of it. Don't want any part of it.
Anyway, so those were the movies that were big over the weekend. And the Occupy thing that has gone from tons of people to just hundreds of people, actually. At one time, there were hundreds of people camped out, whatever, at the Civic Center. Now it's dozens. So maybe it's petering out, but it's catching on across the world. Yeah, there was like seven people in Encinitas at the 101 in Encinitas Boulevard. Seven. Yep. Oh, wow. Seven. Well, 70 people were injured in the one that they did in Rome, you know, because in Rome they're trying to rally against corporate power as well. When in Rome. When in Rome, right? Boy. You know? And so that apparently is the key. Let's see. This is, I heard this yesterday at the movie theater. It's a cover.
By Willie Nelson. You've probably heard it on the Mikey Show once already. Uh, let's see. Who said this? The Tea Party is the get the N-word out of the White House party. Whoa. Wow. By the way, the person that said that is not black. Oh. They are an A-list celebrity. Oh. And they don't like the Tea Party, and they were criticizing the Tea Party, and they said yeah. I'll tell you what the tea party is. The get the N word out of the White House party. Oh my gosh. I'll tell you who that is when we come back. And we'll also play Name That Tune. So call right now and pick a horse. Me, Woods, or L.O.B. Let's go back to the start. Let your voice be heard on the Mikey Show now. Why don't you tell him the whole story? Time to wake up, sir. Call 570-1949. Or shoot him a text at 949mikey at gmail.com.
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It was a cool night. Raised a bunch of money for Outside the Bowl, which feeds a lot of hungry kids all over the world. And it was a pretty cool night. So check this out, man. This is pretty hardcore. We all know that Sean Penn, he's a very fiery guy. And he had this to say. I would love to see. Barack Obama be Bullworth. I'd love to see what I've always wanted to see. Somebody run as a one-term president and show me that people aren't stupid. They do care about each other. And when he does the right things and takes on the controversies, he's going to win the next election. And yet there's another problem. You have what I call the get the N-word out of the White House party, the Tea Party, this kind of sensibility, which is much more of a distraction. Well, I had Morgan Freeman, one of your movie colleagues, and he was very passionate about that very subject, saying there are elements of the Tea Party who, just as he said, want to get the black man out of the White House. I don't think there's any doubt about it. If you ask a representative of the Tea Party, OK, Social Security, Socialists, get rid of it, they're going to get very confused. At the end of the day, there's a big bubble coming out of their head saying, you know, can we just lynch him?
Pretty hardcore, isn't it? Why couldn't he use the get the black man out of the White House? Yeah, no kidding. I think that his view of the Tea Party is that get the black man out of the White House isn't as racist. Yeah, I guess so. And that the Tea Party is completely racist. All right, let's do a little Name That Tune. And you get to pick a horse. You're going to pick Me, Woods, or L.O.B. Okay? And it's Name That Tune. It's exactly the way Name That Tune works. And what's the prize today, Jay? We've got the new PlayStation 3 featuring the all-new NBA's greatest mode with 15 NBA legends. All right, cool. And the theme that we're working on? It's themes to television. shows. Okay, now, is it the real thing? It's the real thing. It's the real deal. And what do we need to give you? You can tell me the show that it was featured on. Okay. We've got to tell you the show. Is this working? Yeah. Mine's blinking. Are they all supposed to be blinking? Yeah. Okay, cool. M1 Mick from El Cajon, who do you want? There you go. Hang on the line. M1 Zero Cool from Chula Vista, who do you want? Good one.
And finally, M1Julie from El Cajon. Who do you want? Well, you don't have a choice. You've got me. Oh, it's okay. I wanted you anyway. All right. Hang on the line. I feel that I don't know about this. Me neither. And I'll tell you why. Yeah. If it's 70s, I'll do fine, I think. If it's 80s, I kind of missed a lot of TV shows of the 80s. You drank a lot through the 90s. And I drank a lot through the 90s. So who knows? That's a mixture of old and new. Yeah, me too. All right. It's a mixture of old and new. It's right there with you. Here we go. Here we go. I know what that is. I can't tell who that is. That's Mikey. Oh, Mikey. Cosby Show. Oh, wow. That face. Wow. Face of disdain. Yes. We're going to continue. Hey, baby, I hear the blues are calling. Oh. It is L.O.B. It is L.O.B. It is L.O.B. It is L.O.B. Frasier. Yep. Frasier. Frasier. Oh, yeah. All right. Okay, is everybody here? Okay, here we go. Mikey. The Jetsons. Yep. Son of a... Yeah. Here we go. All right. Oh, damn it. L-O-B. The Simpsons. Yep. Oh, I sucked at it. I got that one. I knew that one, but I'm too late. All right. Here we go. Dang it. Woods. The Addams Family. Yep. Dang it. Reset bit. Give me a freaking second. Woods. Woods. It's very exciting. Ready? Here we go. Seems to say. L-O-B. Family Guy. Family Guy. Get. What's wrong with you, Peter?
Here we go. Oh, even I know that. Dang it! Mike! Oh boy, here we go. Score is Mike 1, L.O.B. 3, Woods 2. Here we go. L.O.B. True Blood. True Get. Here we go. Dang it, dang it, dang it, dang it, dang it, dang it, dang it, dang it, dang it, dang it, dang it, dang it, dang it, dang it. The kid's heating up. Dang it, dang it. About time. Here we go. Ah! Good, the Flintstones. Dang it! Come on. My brain! My hand. Reset bit, reset bit. Jay wants to kill you every time you say it. That's why I do it. Here we go. L-O-B. Sister to sister. What?
It's not sister to sister. Sister, sister. All right. There you go. Sister, sister. I slammed my hand down that. You didn't know that, did you? You know what I thought it was? Tia and Tamara. I was going to say, that's so Raven. That's not started. I wish you had. Mikey, I wish you would have too. That's so Raven. That's so Raven. Okay, I've got two remaining. What's the score? It's Mikey one, Lauren five, Woods four. So we're going to just make this fun. There's going to be a couple of three-pointers. I am going to come back. Okay. Here we go. Dang it! Dang it! Dang it! Sopranos. Dang it! Dang it! Okay, one more. Here we go. Reset, reset. Here we go. Lauren. That would be... That would be Modern Family. Damn it! Yeah! L-O-V! Gosh, she's good at this. She is. Gosh darn it.
I did Mikey's bit on that one. I hit it no matter what. Oh, boy. That's a good bit. M1 Mick, your girl came through. Yes, she did. She hit it no matter what. Hang on the line. Hit it no matter what. You got to do it sometime. Okay, we got to talk about it. We got to talk about Harbaugh. All right? Let's talk about Harbaugh. Let's do it. So, first of all, we have to make it clear before we begin. Woods and I. We both have a bias here. Yes. Woods has a bias against Harbaugh. I have a bias for Harbaugh. Right. My bias for him is because I grew up in the Bay Area. Woods is that he's a Notre Dame fan, and Harbaugh went to Michigan. Yeah, he's quarterback. Now, if you haven't heard, there is a pretty big story out there today about the 49er game yesterday in Detroit.
49ers go into Detroit. Detroit is undefeated and a damn good team. I mean a good team. Oh, yeah. Both of them. They're really good. And the 49ers went in there and they won. That means that both teams are now 5-1. Correct. And listen, here's the knock. The knock is that at the end of the game, Harbaugh is so excited that he's... practically pulling his shirt off. He's hugging his players, and he comes up to Jim Schwartz, the head coach for the handshake, and he's so fired up that when he gets to Jim Schwartz, he's, man, he just got a hard handshake on the back, you know, and it ticks Jim Schwartz off. And Jim Schwartz gives him an F-bomb. Before you know it, the two of them are, he follows Harbaugh, and now the players are getting involved, and they're like, hey, stay off of him, blah, blah, blah. Now words are getting thrown around. Well, allegedly, allegedly, according to Jim Schwartz, Harbaugh is the one that uttered the profanity first. So Schwartz, after he gets slapped in the back, like, hey, man, what's your deal? And Harbaugh gives him a profanity. So then Schwartz, that's when he flipped out. And you'll hear it in the audio. I've got audio of both.
So here's Harbaugh after the game saying, hey, my bad. I was just really revved up, and that's totally on me. I shook his hand too hard, and I really went in, and it was a strong kind of a slap, grab, handshake. It was kind of like the same as I'd been doing with Costanzo and a few of the other guys. So that was on me, a little too hard of a handshake there. Oh, there was some, you know, then bumped. You get bumped. You felt like a chest bump there. But I don't think that person, that was on me. A little too hard. My handshake. Oh, gosh. Wow. So passive aggressive. That's passive aggressive. It's passive aggressive apology. There's no question. Oh, you don't think he's being serious? No. He just said, oh, it was a little too hard of a handshake. Like, how can you, it's kind of like. An oxymoron, you know? Like, we're men. How can we have too hard of a hand? Yeah, we're football coaches. I felt it was passive aggressive. That's how I read it. Like, oh, sorry. My bad. I mean, I shook his hand too hard. That's exactly it. My bad on me. Excuse me. That was on me. You know what? I didn't realize that his hand was so dainty. Yes. At least it was made out of China. Yeah. I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was shaking hands with a man made of China. Right. Exactly. And so I apologize.
Well, I mean, truth be known, that is what pissed off Schwartz. Too hard of a handshake. Absolutely. Went to congratulate Coach Harbaugh and got shoved out of the way. Oh, did you? Yeah, went to shake his hand and he accosted me. Pulled out a 9mm and shot me in the knee. I'm in therapy. Yeah, I've already seen a therapist about it. Luckily, there was one in the locker room. Didn't expect an insanity at that point, so it was a surprise to me at the end of the game. You know, you win a game like that, you're excited and things like that, but I think there's a protocol that goes with this league. Delicate flower. Well, and it's one of those deals where Harbaugh...
He unfortunately made his way to Coach Schwartz at the exact moment that he's just milliseconds before hugged one of his own players. And so you got to, what's happening in your brain? Right. You know, endorphins, adrenaline, you know, it's all going on. I don't believe that his deal towards Jim Schwartz was. Screw you, you SOB. No doubt. I don't think that was it. I think it was... And he's a new coach. He doesn't have that all reeled in yet. Well, he's a new NFL coach. He's a new NFL coach. This guy's been coaching a long time. Yes, and I think that that played into it too. He's like, I'm sure going into this job, he was questioning, do I have what it takes to play in the big leagues? Absolutely. And not only do I have what it takes to play in the big leagues, I'm on the road. I'm playing an undefeated team. Sure. And I am now five and one. Yep. And I'm sure that all of it together is a lot of adrenaline. And yes, it's easy for us to be armchair quarterbacks and Monday morning quarterbacks and go, well, if it had been me, I would have been very collected and calm. And I would have, well, I'll tell you what I'd have done. If this had been me that was playing in this particular football contest.
What I would have done is that after the game, I would have walked up to my players, be it linebacker, running back, whoever it was, and I'd have shaken their hand on my own players and I would have said to them, cheerio, good game, congratulations, you've won. Then I would have walked over to my assistant coaches and one by one, shaken their hand. and said, congrats, good game. Then I would have walked across the field and I would have found my opponent's head coach, shaking his hand quite appropriately and said, to you, my good sir, I say, wonderful game. We're the victor this time, but perhaps next time you shall be the victor. Really?
Grown-up little kids. I mean, there is no freaking question. Both of them. Grown-up little kids. I agree 100,000%. Mike Ditka. I completely agree with you, but do you think the league will agree with you, or do you think the league will step in and do something? Unfortunately, the league never agreed with me. So I'm sure they won't in this. Maybe they'll get them through league with a head. I don't know. Go ahead. Question for you. Yeah. Do you think that... That is a tradition in the NFL that needs to be just wiped off the books. They just don't need to do it anymore. What a question. Yeah, yeah, after the game. Because I heard, I listened to a lot of talk radio yesterday, and I saw and I heard both sides. And, you know, baseball, they don't do it in baseball. They don't do the good game, good game, good game after that. I think they do it in basketball, and I know they do it in hockey in the playoffs. But, you know, in the NFL.
So much adrenaline is expended on the field. And one thing I think Tom Jackson said was, listen, after I see a team get their butt beat up and down the field, watching their players take their helmets off, they're grinning from ear to ear, they're walking up to their buddies, everybody playing grab-ass, having a good time, he goes, I don't like it. You just lost by 30 points at home, and you're walking up smiling and grinning. He goes, I don't like it. Wait a second, Tom. This is the playmaker, Michael Irvin. Hey, Mike. Hey, listen. Respectfully, man, I got to come in and make a comment here after hearing what you just said there, man. Because I have to say, you played in a different time, man. The era that you played in, a player would come in. And they would play for a team just like I did. One team their entire career. You played for the Denver Broncos your entire career. And I played for the Cowboys my entire career. Nowadays, with the shuffling around of the players, they all know one another. It's a fraternity, man. And so after the game, they all want to say, hey, how is Teresa?
Oh, hey, how is Shanonkwa? Hey, how are the kids? You want to come over and say, I knew you at one time. That's it, man. It is. It's a different time, right? It is. It is. And, you know, listen, I'd be fine if they didn't do it after the game. But I'm fine that they do do it after the game. What a great question. Should the NFL do away with the handshake? No. They just turn and walk into their respective locker room. Well, L.O.B., isn't it insincere, unauthentic, and non-genuine as it is? Please. Do these guys really want to shake hands? It's a gentleman's game. Is it? No, those guys spit on each other. They grab each other by the balls. The coaches. The coaches. See, I'm okay seeing the players. Hey, man, what's up? We went to college together. How you doing? You're doing really good. Keep it up. I always like that. I think that's cool when you see Tom Brady and Peyton Manning after a game with their arms around each other talking. I think that's cool. The fake coach handshake, I could live without it. It's freaking fake. It's all get out. Well.
Hey, man, speaking of, do you hear about Oregon's head coach yelling at the fans? Oh, yeah. Got audio. Chip Kelly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we got that. We got all kinds of stuff, man. We got a humongoid show. Humongoid. Yeah, he's being interviewed by Aaron Andrews, Chip Kelly, and yells at the fans because they're obnoxious. We have audio of it. Also. I want to see what you think about an email that we've got. It's all coming up. How to go on a tropical vacation without going to the tropics.
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You've got to pack up your tents and stuff. And they didn't want to. They formed a human chain around it, and they got sprayed. Yeah, I guess it happened about 8 o'clock in the morning, and they were interfering with the police. And so that's what happened. Woodsy, what's going on in sports? Well, I'm going to fill you in on who will be playing in this year's World Series in a second, but I wanted to tell you that sports is brought to us today by Dave and... Eat, drink, play football. So the Texas Rangers will be taking on the St. Louis Cardinals in the World Series this year. The World Series actually is going to start on Wednesday. It's at St. Louis. It starts at 4.30 p.m. Cardinals whipped up on the Brewers last night, 12-6. Brewers are out, and the Rangers took care of the Tigers this weekend as well. So that should be a really good series. And then also the Chargers are back to action next weekend. It's the Chargers at the New York Jets. at 10 a.m. on Sunday, and it's at MetLife Stadium on Channel 8. That's going to be a big game. That is going to be a big game. Be a big barometer for the Chargers, you know, see how they play against a really good defense. On the road. On the road. Okay, so the Oregon head coach, his name is Chip Kelly, and they played a game against...
Arizona State. Here's what happened. Big question all week long will be about your quarterback, your offense. What do you know about Darren Thomas' injury? He gets injured in the game. Hey, will you shut up? Thank you. We don't know. We'll get inside and figure it out. Freaking. Isolate. That's a great isolate. That's a great isolate. Great isolate. Shut up. Will you shut up? I mean, you know what it was? Drunk. Oh, yeah. College kids just screaming. Oh, boy. Will you shut up? What did I do to my wrist? What did I do? I don't know, dude. I did something to my wrist. Were you eating? You were just dainting? No. You sprained your wrist eating? Man. Jim Harbaugh must have shaken your hand. You should stretch before you eat. Doing the old burrito lift? Yep. Tortilla roll. Yep. Oh. I just blew a gasket in my head. Man, you know you're dainty when you sprain your wrist and you're a DJ? Yeah. Hitting a button too hard. Yeah. What did I do? Very emphatically. You picked up the stack of news stories. Yeah. Maybe we hit the gym. What do you think? Me and you. Let's go. Lift a couple weights. Yeah, something. Do something. Did anybody...
Did anybody watch that 48-hour mystery that we talked about over the weekend on Friday? Did anybody see it? You guys didn't see it? I have to wait until it's available online. You won't watch it because you don't have TV. I don't have cable, yeah. She doesn't have TV. It was really good. We talked to the correspondent of the story on Friday. Really good. But I just realized I don't want to go into it because nobody saw it. And it sucks if nobody saw it. Why? It does. Give it away? Well, no. If nobody saw it, then meh. You know what I mean? I'd just rather talk about my wrist being broken for no reason. Still hurt? Yeah. Weird. It's not broken, obviously. I know. You think it's sprained? I don't know. Broken.
Oh, shut up in there. 570-1949. You have a tan line there. Yes, you do. Did you wear a watch that was too heavy over the weekend or something? Your watch is a four-pounder. Mike? Maybe that's it. I think he's falling asleep. No, I just am, you know. I'm just an hour and nine minutes into this thing. That's all. I'm just trying to love. It's hard sometimes. It is. It is. 570-1949 is a number. Okay, so listen to this. Mikey, my dad just borrowed an air compressor from me and broke the power switch, probably in a cussing fit, and returned it to me. I know if I tell him about it, he'll try to pay for it, and he can't afford it because he's on rough times. He's always had my back my whole life. He's also notorious for breaking stuff and not saying anything.
It's not true. I always fix it. This is from Finn Isbell? Yes. On the other hand, it's a $600 air compressor. Yikes. And I can't really afford it either. Basically, neither of us can afford it. Am I just screwed? M1 Dave. This is what I would do. I would make Dad aware of it. I wouldn't ask him to pay for it, personally. Because you know he can't. I would make him aware of it. At that point, the ball's in his court. And I think that you're right. It's your dad. Guys come through for you. Oh, yeah. And I think you let him know. How do you do it? So I'm the dad. You're the son. I go, hey, dad. That power switch on the air compressor's broke. Oh, really? Yes. I didn't notice. It is broken. All right. Feast.
Well, if Dad says all right, feast, okay. Did it work for you, Dad, when you used it? Did it work for you? Yeah, it worked no problem. It did? Yeah. Well, funny, it doesn't work anymore. It doesn't work. There's one of that accusatory tone in there. Well, it doesn't work anymore. Yeah. That's the way it is. Yeah. He who broke it, fix it. I wouldn't say that. But what if it was working fine and then it just happened to coincidentally poop out? Yeah. Oh, come on. What if? Maybe they split it. 570. $194.99. Maybe people have been in this situation. If you return a car to Enterprise and something's wrong with it, who's responsible? Enterprise ain't family. That's not family. It doesn't matter. It does. This is family. He didn't go and rent this thing. He borrowed it from his son. I've had that situation happen before where someone gives something back to me and it's broken and I have to do the whole, oh, what happened? It's not working. It was working fine for me. You take it on the chin then. You're like, all right. Yeah, it's one of the hazards that goes with lending. It's like when I lent Jay my guitar and it came back with a giant scratch on it. See, if it didn't come with a scratch, then I would have fixed it. But yeah, it came with a scratch. Right. Because we all know how you handle your equipment. Not my guitars, really. The one thing that Woods says that he babies is his guitars. That's a beater. So we have a legitimate story right here. Let's go live on location with Jacef R. Isbell and see what he thinks about this. Now, Jay.
What would you do if you borrowed Woods' guitar and you scratched it? If it didn't come with a scratch already on it. Maybe what I should have done is it still worked when I gave it back to him, too. Oh, yeah, it worked. We should have done a walk around. Yes, yes. I agree. I should have taken some pictures of it because I didn't realize that, you know, kept the call out over there. I didn't think we'd have to. Oh, we have to because that guitar is beat. No, it's really not. You know, actually, Jay kind of brings up an interesting point. If you're going to loan something to somebody. You might do a once-over. That's not a bad idea. I'm not saying write it down or anything. I'm saying do a once-over. That ain't a bad idea at all. Because we never think to. No. We just loan it. Yeah. We don't think to do a once-over and go, let me take a look. Right. You know, when you get it back, you probably wouldn't notice unless you'd already done one. Right. You take a look at it. That's right. Hey, our nanny won Nanny of the Year. No! She did? Nanny of the Year. Well, yeah. Isn't that great? Out of thousands. Out of thousands. That is so cool. Yeah. Everybody that's got a nanny from this agency, because they come from all over the world, the person that has the nanny, they encourage you to write them and tell them why they're a good nanny. And not only did Nita have a good-paying job and had her own place,
in in budapest but she just had this calling to do this and uh she had the opportunity to pick what kind of family she wanted and one of the things that it said was biracial are you willing to now when i say this it's gonna kill you i'm sorry are you willing to work with a family with special needs Woods is doing the... That's right, Mike. That is good. That is good. That's a good thing. That is good. It's unfortunate I had just made the comment about, you know, mixed race. And you had just appeared on the news this morning in support of... Special needs. Special needs kids and everything. Kind of a D-head. Now, you know, it's... That kind of. What, Mike? Let me guess. Was she willing to work with fat people? And she said, yeah, it's the wrong character on this show, my friend. No, it actually was. That's what he would say. No. I was quiet in here. Mixed race. Hey, Mike, let me guess. Was it somebody that just likes to sit in their bed and on their laptop? I don't say those things. That's what he says. I know, but even he stayed quiet. Yeah. So she didn't know what autism was. She went out. She bought books.
She went on the internet. She researched it. And now she's actually his shadow at school. It's unbelievable. It's incredible. Yeah. That is cool. They have a really cool relationship. Yes. Very cool. It's so funny because he says to her a million times a day, I love you, Nita. Aw. She's sweet. And it's so funny because now she's like, I love you too, Jake. Aw. And inside, you know, she's going, how many times were they, I love you? Aw. She said yesterday she was walking with the twins, and they stopped, and the twins were fascinated by traffic driving by. And so she let them watch it a little bit, and then she wanted to go, and they started making noise. No, they wanted to stay. Oh, gosh. So she goes, all right. So she let them sit there in their stroller while the traffic went by. And she said that she was thinking to herself as the traffic was going by, and the twins were doing that, and she was standing there. She thought to herself, nanny of the year. Sitting here watching traffic. Yeah. Great. Nanny of the year. Can you tell us some of the special things that you do with the kids? Like, for instance, what was your day like yesterday, Nita? I spent two and a half hours watching cars with the boys. The movie? No. Actual cars. They were driving on the road. I let kids watch. I let them watch it. I am so...
caring that I let them watch the cars drive by for two and a half hours. Interesting method. Yes. It's going to be written up in New Psychology Today for children. Pediatrics. Because of how innovative. Kids love that stuff though. My mom used to take my brother to the airport and let him just watch planes for hours. I know parents that do that now. I would do it. I would do it. And the train, you know the tram? We had a tram that ran around our airport. Yeah. He would want to ride the tram. So they would park and ride the friggin' tram for hours. That is so cool. That is cool. Nice little Saturday. Yeah. Here's how you know that you're out of shape. Jake likes it when I play a game with him called Washing Machine. This is when I... He's five, okay? He doesn't weigh 26 pounds anymore. He's growing. He's your typical five-year-old. In terms of weight. So I grab him and I go on the bed, one, two, three, washing machine. And he loves it. Okay, he's on his back and I just kind of, it's like I'm taking him out of a burning house and I, one, two, three, washing machine. And I'm like, so I do this three times, that's it. And then he says, more, more. And I go, hey, bub, I got a new game I'm going to teach you. It's called Thumb Wars.
Taught him how to play thumb wars. Wow. He loved thumb wars. That's probably why your wrist is out. Yeah. Could be. Could be. Too much thumb wars. Five-year-old hurt you. Hey, sometimes you work with what you got. Dude, I'm right there with you. I was playing Papa Shot Basketball at Dave & Buster's yesterday, and I walked back up to the front, and here was me. Dying. Dying. Sad. Oh, listen to this. Oh, it hurts. Thank you. This is a new study, Jason. I got a new study in my hand. Thank goodness. And the study says, from USA Today, pot smoking may more than double crash risk. Drivers who get behind the wheel using marijuana run more than twice the risk of crashing compared to others. This new study finds. That's all. Now, you didn't do that study at Mikey Labs Incorporated, did you? No, I did not, sir. That's a national study. The key word may be May. USA Today. There should be some sort of quantifiable way to measure how stoned you are. Yeah. You can do it with booze. How about just don't drive? Yeah. I wouldn't. That's a good idea. Also on a new survey, 50% of women say they'd rather get the flu themselves than deal with a sick husband.
Weird. That is 100%. Well, I'm not a wife, but if I were, I would fit into that study. You just play one. Yeah. I don't actually play one because I don't live with my boyfriend and do things like that. No, I don't. She doesn't. Mike? Yeah. She actually has a joke in her act now. about it. Matt was sitting. Oh, not now. It's been there for years. He goes to the show, though. Yeah, Matt was sitting directly in front of me, I believe, when she was telling said joke. Is it a dirty joke? No, it's not dirty at all. He's heard that joke probably like a couple dozen times. Can you tell the joke? It just requires a lot of setup and everything. It has to do with being engaged. Oh my gosh, please. I'm begging you. Please, please, please. Let's hear it, if you want to hear it. Thank you. Come on. Come on. You guys from out of town? I love you, you can't? I can. I want it so bad, please. Sorry, sorry, sorry. So I say that talking to my mom on the phone is kind of like drinking tequila. Because if it's been a while, I think that we're going to be okay this time. It might even make me feel better.
I say that she likes to ask me questions that she knows she's going to be disappointed by the answer. Right. Like she'll say, oh, how's the engagement going? And I'll say, mom, you know I'm not engaged. You know you'd be one of the first to know. I've only been dating him for four years. Oh, my God. We're still not engaged. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. And I said it's kind of like the banks with the overdraft fee. You guys know I'm broke. You really think now's the best time to hit me up for the $35 that I owe you? Oh, my gosh. You tell that joke and he's sitting right there? Holy cow. Hey, you've got to have a kernel of truth to your actor. It's just a farce. And you know what happens in any... Here's what happens in any room. If you're in any room and you're up on stage and you're giving a speech and you say, oh, and by the way, I'd like to thank my lovely wife, blah, blah. All eyes. Right. So when she says that, I'm sure everybody looks at BFMC, her boyfriend. It's better than the one that used to be in there. Oh, gosh. Which was a very dirty joke. Oh, boy. About being single and having a brief stint of singleton. Oh, yeah. Singledom. I bet he didn't like to hear that. No, he didn't. He didn't like to hear that joke. He didn't like hearing through the grapevine through.
his siblings that were at the show about that joke. Oh. Oh my gosh. In fairness to me, I didn't know they were going to be there. You got to stick with the act that you bring to the table. It's already written on the paper. Our girl here is a beast. She has such a swagger about her now. When she walks up on stage, you're like, she owns that S when she's up there. I was terrible. She killed it. No, she killed it. She was awesome. Was texting Woods about going. I know. I was looking forward to it. To this last one. Her act is not that dirty. I mean, it's really not. You've heard way worse in the air. There's two jokes in there that if my mom was in the room, she'd definitely blush. But other than that, it's not a filthy act. No. She's so good, man. And she's getting, you can see it. You can see the evolution. She makes me laugh. Oh, she's hysterical. I really feel like I asked the bed on this last gig. You want to hear something that I think will make you feel really good? Yes. My wife said that you are the funniest female she's ever met. Wow. She said you're the funniest female girl, you know, female. That makes me feel very good. There's no question. There's no question. There's miles above. Yeah.
And I said, well, you're right. L.O.B. says some things, though, that will... Sorry, we just had a herd of goats. There's an Italian goat herder that we have that works in the building. And each morning he takes the goats for milking. He came in the wrong door again. He came in the wrong door. He does it every morning. I'm sorry, Mikey. Mikey, I'm so sorry. I'm taking the goats. For the morning milking. And every once in a while, I mistake a studio M for the barn. Then the goat herder is not wearing his headphones. No, the goat herder is not wearing his headphones, so he has no idea. He doesn't know. Yeah. And then he gives us all the finger and says, I'm working. Yeah, I'm trying to do my job. I'm eating. Surfing Facebook. Yeah. Now he just put on his headphones. He's looking up nude pics of Scarlett Johansson. He just put on his headphones. He's chewing some kind of granola, I'm sure. And he's looking in here like, what? What? What? I'm recording the surf report. I'm sure. I'm sure. But anyway.
But anyway. Back to how funny and great I am. Yes. She was so good, dude. No. She was. I wasn't that happy with my performance. We'll say that. Yeah, but we're very critical. Yes. Of ourselves. She was awesome. You know what? You know what? This study about the, by the way, the 50% of women that say that they would rather be sick themselves than deal with a sick husband. What that says is, is that we are P words. Men. Giant babies. Yes. Giant babies. And women really aren't because men were asked this same question. And what we said was 14% of us said that we'd rather be sick than take care of her. Only 14% of us dudes said that we'd rather be sick with the flu ourselves than take care of our wives, which means that more of us are willing to take care of our wives than have it ourselves. What would you do? I would rather take care of Rebecca. I would rather be sick. You'd rather be sick. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I freaking hate it. Being sick? Dude, I hate it so bad. I hate it so bad. I like it. I like the flu. You're the only person I've ever known. In fact, the first time Wood said that to me, I looked at him like a unicorn. And he goes, I'm being serious. He says he likes it. He likes the...
He likes the comfort, the warmth, the mothering that Jamie does for him. The old movies that you watch and your dog's loving on you. And my wife is the greatest when I'm sick. The greatest. You're a kook. I like it. And I like the expelling of the virus. I like all of that. I like the coughing into tissues. I love, love, love. And men, you could probably relate to that. I love to be babied. Yeah. We know. There's nothing better than when you got the flu and you're going, babe, babe, I need some soup. And she's like, I'll get you whatever you want. I'll get you whatever you want. And you're, oh, good. Look, karate kid's on. Wait till you have kids. Oh, yeah. Forget it. You're over then. We'll get the baby. Yeah, you don't get it. Rebecca still does it. Really? No, no, no. He means that when you have kids, you don't do it for your husband. Rebecca still does it. She does? Yeah. I don't get the same. I mean, I'll get the small amounts of care. Hey, by the way, by the way. I just, I want to take this moment to let everyone know that Jay is using right now a multi-million dollar radio station to speak to one human being. Absolutely. And that is his wife, Kim. What he's saying, Kim, is that he desires to still be babied by you. He does. And I don't blame him. I don't blame him. I either. Honestly, I don't, not when I'm sick. I kind of like to be left alone when I'm sick, but.
She used to clean my ears. She doesn't do it anymore? No, she used to. How did she do it? You'd lay down, put your head in her lap, and she'd take a couple Q-tips and dip him in alcohol and, like, clean. Have you asked her to? Have you asked her to? No. I mean, yes. She used to just take the initiative? Yeah, I'd be laying there. She'd go, oh, we need to clean your ears. I was like, ooh. It's a party. Party in my ear. Oh, shut up. L.O.B. and Woods are going to vomit. But listen, I think that's very nice. I think it's nice to do. She wipes for me, too, sometimes. It's not that bad. She used to. It's not that bad. It's not that bad. Come on. It's pretty close. Hey, we're going to talk to Meryl about what People Magazine's been calling her about. She's a friend of ours. She works with the belly up. Why is she the front story on E! Online right now? The top story on eOnline, and we'll talk to her next. 570-1949. Or text 949Mikey at gmail.com. More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. Eight bands. Eight bands. Outdoors. San Diego Rocktoberfest returns to North Park in five days, Saturday at 30th and University. FM 94.9 presents Rocktoberfest, supported by Beck's. Live music from Everest. The Softback.
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The Authentic Surf Report can be heard three times daily right here on FM 94.9. This has been the FM 94.9 Authentic Surf Report. How I hate to get up in the morning. And now back to the Mikey Show. Mike. Mikey. I'm in love with Woods. Yeah, that's it. Woods. I'm so lonely. Lauren. I'm a lyricist. And Jay. Hey, I like to skateboard. On FM 94.9. Is there a chiropractor in the house? There's a chiropractor that can crack my wrist. I'd love it. I tried to text my chiropractor and it got returned to me. So he changed his number probably because of me. Probably. I would just text him at two in the morning and be like, hey, dude, what's up? Cracking stuff. Woods is looking at my wrist. I'm waiting for like a bone to pop through.
You know all it needs? It just needs somebody to grab it and do that thing where you yank and turn. You want me to do it? You don't know what you're doing. That's the problem. I can figure it out. Trial and error. It's what they do. They go to school. In a mall. Oh my gosh. Woods, I'm joking. He's joking. Yes, I'm joking. There's a chiropractor that wants to crack my wrist. Come crack it. Guess who's on the phone? E-Meryl. Oh, yeah. E-Meryl. Hey. Hi, Meryl. Hi, guys. I love you. We love you very much. I love you guys, too. You are the focus of a lot of interviews. Yeah, the world. Because of Prince Harry. Yes. You went to the belly up. You work at the belly up. You do all their marketing and stuff, and he went there. Yes, I got a call on Saturday night around 8 o'clock that Prince Harry would be joining us at the Belly Up, and we were going to hold some reserve tables for him. And, you know, we've heard kind of stuff before about people that may or may not show up, and I kind of am of the belief of I'll believe it when I get it. And I arrived at the Belly Up around 9 o'clock, and he was there upstairs in our VIP section, hanging out with friends, having fun, listening to the band Vocab Company. Wow.
Wow. So wait a minute. When you got the call, did you get the call from people at the belly up? Yeah, I got the call from our general manager, Jeff, who had been dealing with the FBI that afternoon, just making sure that we could provide a safe area for him and that he didn't want special treatment. He just wanted to know that he would be safe there. Right. So, yeah, we got the call and I went down to try and say hello, but also maybe get a picture or two, which didn't happen. But, you know, we wanted to have everyone there from the belly ups and just to make him feel as welcome as possible. I wonder who the people are. Who's hanging with Prince Harry? The military, how he came to the belly up was that one of the guys in the military training that he's doing is a belly up customer. And so when Prince Harry said, what should we do tonight? This guy. You know, Mike said, I love the belly up. But so he's a good time there and suggested that he go there. So thanks to that guy. You know, now we have, we're literally on like world news. We got E! News. Yeah, did you know you're the top story? You're the top story now on E! News online. E! Merrill. It's me and the girl that slept with Ashton Kutcher. Ashton Kutcher, yeah. Hey, just so that we can, you know, maybe we can get publicity out of both.
Did you ever sleep with Ashton Kutcher? I mean, imagine. No, but I didn't sleep with the girl, that girl that. You slept with the girl that slept with Ashton Kutcher. And Jay filmed it. Yeah, of course. True story. True story. Wow, now we'll have the press calling going, do you guys really have a girl? But anyway, well, Meryl is the marketing person down at the Belly Up and Prince Harry. Can you tell us the conversation that you had with him and what you told him? Oh, you did talk to him. Oh, yeah, she did. I did talk to him. Yeah, we met him, and he was really, really, really, really, really nice, like extremely nice and very friendly and very approachable. And I did, we were joking around about there was a girl that came up to the top of the stairs and that she was acting pretty creepy. And I, like, you know, went to go say to his bodyguards, oh, that girl is creepy, and Prince Harry was standing right there. And, you know, he's like, who's creepy? And I said, you know, not you, not you. So we went through who was creepy and who wasn't. And then I did tell him that he was the creepiest person I've ever met. And then he put his arm around me and said, I like this girl. Meryl, she is something else. Hello, Meryl. It's me. It's Prince Harry. It's lovely to hear your voice again. I know. You're wonderfully big-breasted, might I say. Thank you. Did he look in your eyes when he spoke to you, Meryl?
No, he looked at my breasts. Yeah! It's universal. It's universal. It's universal. InTouch magazine should not cover that. No, he looked at my eyes and he was very, very nice. He was really a prince. You know, he was very charming. A freaking prince. You said to him, you're the eighth creepiest person I've ever met. Yes, because he was asking for it. You could tell he wants people to kind of treat him normally. And we were going through his staff and who was creepy and who wasn't. And then he asked about himself, and I wasn't going to hold back. I'm an American. Yeah. What were we doing with the staff? You should have said, hey, what's up with your brother? Like, why is he so stuffy and you like to party? You should ask me if he's knocked it out with Pippa. I know. I probably should have. I bet he did. Who's Pippa? Kate Middleton's sister. No, I meant Pippa Longstock. No, no. They've kind of been rumored to be dating. I don't know about that, Jay. Isn't that intense? Well, Jay would know. He's into the Royals. I'm surprised he's not in tears right now. Remember Jay told us a while back during the wedding, right? Yes. He was all about it. The story is he's just not ready to settle down yet. But when he is going to settle down, it probably could be with Pippa. No, they walked down the aisle together and everyone was saying how cute they looked. Jay follows the Royals. Jay is like, if we want to know. Hey, by the way.
Meryl, if Prince Harry comes back and you need any kind of answers about royalty, Jay follows the royals. Yes. Big royal follower. Then we would introduce him to the other creepiest person I've ever met. That's right. The creepiest person. Top of the list. And then the news called yesterday and I was excited to do the Channel 8 interview. I saw you. It was really fun. And then Lauren and I were walking on the beach and People magazine. was calling and, you know, asking me not to talk to us weekly right away. And it was just really amazing. So now, you know, E! News has picked it up and people and... Who does people think they are? They're freaking people, man. They wanted to break the exclusive story. Yeah, I know, but people doesn't just get to... They don't just get to say to you, hey, can you not talk to anybody else except for us? Yeah, I know, I know, but... This is so exciting for Belly Up and just really cool that it puts our venue on a map that it's really never been on before. I hope they pay you. They should pay you for your knowledge. I don't even have cable. I couldn't even watch myself on the news because I can't even afford cable. You looked good. Wow. I love working in the music industry. But no, Belly Up is great. I absolutely love working there. It's really, really fun. It's a great, great place. They do treat us well there.
By the way, if you're going back down, can you get me a greyhound? I'd love a greyhound. He likes tequila. He likes tequila? That a boy. We all do after the first one. Can I get your phone number, Meryl? That's right. Hey, Meryl. Meryl. Meryl. Meryl. Are you married? I am not. You're not married? I am not. You're not? Not yet. Well... Is that an Indian accent? No. It's Scottish mixed with Iranian. I love her. She's the greatest. What part of Marrakesh are you from? Marrakesh? I'm from Lucdia, California. I'm sure this isn't the first time that you've ever heard this, but you've got enormous breasts. Thank you. We prefer to call them knockers. Well, sorry. You know, when in Rome, you've got enormous knockers. No, actually, you're in Salona Beach. Yeah, you're in Salona Beach. When in Salona. Harry. When in Salona. Saloner. Saloner. Oh, my goodness. Well, thank you, Meryl. You're awesome. You gave us the exclusive. We got the exclusive from you. The quote of that article is, he was a royal treat. Yes. Yeah, that's what she said. He was a royal treat. Which is genius. Which I heard the woman from people laugh out loud when she said that.
On the phone. Did he smell like exotic cologne? Yeah, I would just say things and then tell the reporter, like, you might want to get that. Like, I'll pause if you want to. And also, exclusively, thank you to Woods for being on NBC this morning. You're welcome. My pleasure. That's right. Hey, I looked very fat and white. You didn't. Very fat. So rewarding. Very fat. Meryl, did Prince Harry smell like exotic cologne? No, he did not, unfortunately. He didn't smell like any cologne? No. Nope. Just natural young man odor. Musk. Wow. Yeah, he has a musk of a really young gentleman. What's he doing here? Military training. Telecopter training or something. But I thought he's from Britain. Why is he doing military training in America? Does anyone know? Some sort of special training going on. Special training? It's a joint thing. Allies. Joint task force. Okay. All right. Well, thank you, Meryl. Thank you, guys. Bye. We'll see you. I wonder how long he's here. I mean, is he just hanging out? Gosh, I would have liked to have seen him. That would be pretty cool to see a freaking prince. He has a prince. He has a prince. I was telling Mike, I'm like, that tops any, like, Meryl's story tops any other, like, celebrity sighting or encounter that people have because you're like, but did you, I get, like, you know, Golden Globe Award, Grammy, but did you meet royalty? Yeah. Because I met royalty. I saw the dad.
from 90210 in a bar, and I thought that was pretty badass. Yeah. You know what would have been a trip is if you went into the bathroom and Prince Harry's at the urinal. Yeah. Just doing his business. Just doing his business. Just trough style? Yeah. Oh, that would be uncomfortable. Hello there. I don't do trough style, by the way. It makes too insecure. I'll do it if I have to. That's what they have at the belly episode. You have no choice. It is? Oh, see, way too insecure. Wait for a stall. You wait for a stall. Wait for a stall, yeah. Like a girl. You know, I'd rather. Not me, Mike. You know, when you're well endowed, you don't have anything to worry about. Just call it endowed. Oh, gosh. Just call it endowed. Well, Woods knows because he saw. He lingeredly looked. Lingeredly? Lingeredly. What's lingeredly? You know, like lingeredling potatoes. He gave it a good long, long gaze. It wasn't long. Like Chris is your linderling. Yeah, he's one of your linderlings, Mike. You got him just doing your little linderlings task? Woods loves to look. I thought you said it was an unling. And he loves to look. Hey, anybody would look if a man was taking a wee-wee on the fairway. Would they? I would not. Really? And they had it all stretched out. So that's when you like to look. You like to look when people are on a golf course. Or outside. So that's when you like to look. That seems strange. That seems so strange. Hey, listen. Never at any point do I ever want to see you. Even if you're.
If you stood up in the room right there and started going on the board. What if it surprised you? It would not. I told him I was going to go. No, he didn't. I was on the phone. Hey, Jay. Weird. Jay. On a golf course. What's golf? Yes, sir. If we were on one of those long tunnels that goes into an airplane. Okay. And you turn the corner and one of your friends is standing there urinating. I'd go, whoa! Oh, dude. Yes, of course. Yeah, I wouldn't go like this. Jay, you're the creepiest person any of us knows. And Jay, wait, wait, wait. Jay, are you telling me? Yes. Are you telling me? And the guy's there backing me up. Hang on. Let me ask the question. Are you telling me that Woods... Let me finish the question. Okay. You're already answering. You've already decided. I already know what the answer is. You already decided. You already decided. Don't even ask him. The guy's called in. Don't listen to me.
Please listen to the question. I'm ready. Are you telling me that Woods looked at it and that he got a big giant smile on his face? Yes. Because, no, I want you to tell me the truth, Jay. Yeah, he did this. This is what he did. He's walking on the phone. He's walking on the phone. He walks around the corner. He's walking on the phone. And he goes... Okay, that's a confused one. That is a confused one. It was because of the stretching and pinching. And I don't blame you, Woods, because you know what? I've never seen a guy do that. And you never will. If there was one hand just doing the thing like we all do, one-handed, I would have been like, oh boy, Jay, come on, man. But it was the pulling and the stretching. You thought to yourself, I bet I know what went through your head. You probably thought... Is he hurting himself? What's he doing to himself? That's what I thought. Is this self-mutilation? What's he doing? Holding the material out of the way. If by material you mean you're weiner, then yes. You're holding the material. You're crazy. Oh, my gosh. And Wood just looked and looked. Yeah, looked and looked. I go, what are you doing? No, you didn't say that at all. That's exactly what I said. If you would have at least said anything, it would have been normal. You said nothing, and you just stared. You were like this with a big smile on your face. I've never seen anything like it. I'll never get it out of my head ever. Ever.
Well, maybe he shouldn't look so long. I didn't know. I've never seen a man do that. I'm glad I didn't see it. All right, let's do. I'll show it to you. No. And that's his other bit. He gets like he's all proud, you know. Those who have. Show. Oh, yeah. Those who have. You know that old hackneyed phrase? I said that a million times. Those who have. Show. That's a good one. All right, it's time for. Mikey Morning quarterback. Oh, yeah. You're going to call right now, 570-1949, and you are going to pick L-O-B or J. L-O-B, for the record, is undefeated. Convenient. 7-0. Now, we ask questions about the National Football League. Now, J, admittedly, he doesn't want to know anything about sports. Okay?
He just doesn't. L.O.B. She likes football, but she's not like Woods and I where she's into the intricacies of the game. But we love pitting a guy and a girl up against each other. Especially this guy and this girl. M1 Jennifer, who do you want? M1 Jennifer? L.O.B., sorry. Smart. Yeah. M1 Daniel from Oceanside, you got Jay. Hang on, okay? Sorry already. Maybe this will be the week. $25 gift card to Dave and Buster's. There you go. The winner gets a $25 gift card. All right. Who starts? Jay. Jay. All right, Jay. What is the red zone? Red zone is when you're within a certain distance of the goal post. But what? How far?
Within 20 yards. 20. Sorry. Yeah. He's right. He's right. I hit the thing quickly, but yes, he is correct. He is correct. It's 20 yards. 20 yards? Yeah. Yeah. The red zone's 20 yards. L-O-B. Good job, Jay. Thanks. L-O-B. Yes. Show me the referee's hand signal for holding. She's holding her elbow. Oh, my wrist. Yeah. Darn it. That's it. You're good. Hey, but you guys correct her. She's holding her elbow, and then you said, no. All right, fine. You're right. Give me a break. All right. Let's be fair. You said within a certain amount of the goal post. You were getting a clue. But then they didn't go, oh, she's holding her elbow, and they laughed, and then he gave you a chance to move your arm. Give me a break. Jay? Fine. You ready? Yes. I don't have a TV. Give me a break. If a guy does that, his arm is broke. Yeah. Ow. Ow. Tennis elbow. All right. You ready, Jay? Yes, sir.
Who's the GM of the San Diego Chargers? GM. Who's the general manager of the San Diego Chargers? LLB is looking. That is incorrect. Spanos. AJ. That is correct. AJ Smith is the general manager. Which is so weird because I think Jay had that question before. He did? He got it wrong both times. I think I said the same exact answer. Yep, he did. He did? I don't even remember asking that one before. L.O.B., you ready? Yes. Before joining the Patriots, what team did Ocho Cinco play for? The Cincinnati Bengals. Bam! Look at you! Tied up 1-1. Jay? Yes. Where did the Rams play before St. Louis? Milwaukee. Milwaukee. Milwaukee. Yes, there you go. They played in Los Angeles. Oh, so close. Right up the road from you. Yeah. L.O.B. Yes. 80 miles.
Sorry, my mind was just downloading the next question. Here we go. LLB, what is the most common way? I don't know. What is the most common way that a quarterback will draw the defense offside? Pump fake. That is incorrect. The most common way that a quarterback will draw the defense offside is by using what they call... The snap count. Ah, yes. We would have also taken hard count. No, hard count or snap count. Hard count. Hard count. Hard count. Hard count is when they go, It's a hot! Hot! It's a hot! Oh, that old. And they jump. They do a little shimmy. And they're not supposed to. Right. They're taught time and time again, don't let them get you with the hard count. Yeah, please don't jump on the hard count. Don't jump on the hard count. Like the Eagles did last week. Twice. To lose the game. Twice. Okay, Jay. Yes. What color uniforms do the New York Jets wear? White and green. Yeah! Where are we? He's Googling. I am not. Are you Googling? I swear to God. Adam better not be hiding out there telling me. He's not. He's not. What happened? Two to one, Jay. We're at two to one.
Well, that's it. That's seven questions. He began, so I get... She gives a chance to tie. Okay. I get a chance. All right. L-O-B? Yes. Here we go. What is the name of the NFL team located in Detroit? The Lions. Bam! Yeah! Is that it? That's tied. Oh, now it's tied. Okay, now back to Jay. Jay. Yeah, we can keep going. What is the name of the NFL team located in Carolina? Panthers. Holy smokes! Holy smoke is right. Back to you, right? Yes. Oh, gosh. Now I'm nervous. L.O.B. L.O.B. Yes. How is it decided who takes the ball first in an NFL game? Coin toss. Oh, my gosh. That's such an easy one. 3-3. So is what color is a Jets jersey? You ready, Jay? Yes. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. If a team is backed up on their goal line and it's fourth down.
And 20 yards to go. What are they most likely to do? Again, Jay, if a team's backed up on their goal line and it's fourth and 20, what are they most likely to do? Punt. Oh, my God. Holy cow. Holy cow. Holy cow. Holy cow. Holy cow. Holy cow. Holy cow. This is the most exciting game ever. This is going to be it. Are you ready? This could be it. Yes. L-O-B. Yes. Name any person. Ever. In the history of. Ever. Ever. At any time. At any time. Current. Yes. Former. Former. Okay. If you can even name a future player. Right. Name any person who has ever or currently plays for the Jacksonville Jaguars. Oh, wow. Look at Jay. He's already half celebrating. That would be Cam Newton. He was red hot today. I think he watched some SportsCenter this weekend. Somebody studied. Yeah. There's no way he did it. Jay, Jay, Jay. Jay, Jay, Jay. What the heck? Jay Osborne. What the heck?
What the heck is that? Oh, my God. Do it again. Do it again. J, J, J. Oh, my God. J, J, J. J Oswald. That guy. Oh, my God. Congratulations, my friend. Wow. Well done. When we come back, what presidential candidate said that what he'd like to do with our borders is put up a fence that has barbed wire on the top and electrocute and then corrects himself and says, electrify that fence. Also, we're going to do, that's a true statement. And it is always, always spicy. I love this guy. Since the Duke sex scandal.
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You've had bad vision for a long time. Yes, since I've been 10. I was the same way. I had glasses or contacts. I wore goggles when I played baseball. It was very embarrassing and mortifying. Part of the reason I probably got bullied a little bit. Yeah, and I had the Sally Jesse Raphael big giant glasses. Yeah, I had some tortoise shells. You know, listen, I don't have to mess with any of that anymore. I don't have to order contacts. I don't have to do anything. What I did is I called Clearview Eye and Laser Medical Center, got a free consultation. The consultation took about 15 minutes. The surgery took about 15 minutes. Give them a call today, 858-452-3937, or... Or they can go online, and I want to remind everybody that they have special financing available, too, for Mikey Show fans. So don't forget to mention that you heard from Woods and L.O.B. at the Mikey Show. Go to clearvieweyes.com. I've never seen a bingo night like this. Ooh, check out Norman breakdancing. I didn't even know he could walk. Norman, go, Norman, go, go, go. What's gotten into everyone? I spiked the punch. With what? Frank's Red Hot. I put that s*** on everything. Frank's Red Hot sauce goes on anything. Its aged cayenne peppers add real flavor to tacos, pizza, wings, pasta, chicken, steaks, fries, sausage, chili, and it'll liven up any party. Frank's Red Hot sauce. I put that s*** on everything.
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87% of people rinse their dishes before they put them in the dishwasher. It's a waste. Is it? Dude, they just found this. You don't have to do that. If you have a dishwasher that's been made in the last 20 years, you're wasting your time. Yes. The detergent they sell now, they say it takes all that junk off of there. How come sometimes when I rinse my dishes, put them in the dishwasher, do a load, they still come out a little dirty? I don't believe you. It's a true statement. Get my wife on the phone. They were sitting outside for a month sometimes. I guess we have a crap dishwasher. Jet dry. You got to put that stuff jet dry in there. I like that stuff. It works good, though, that jet dry. Our dishwasher has a food grinder, like a food disposal in the bottom. Really? Yeah, it grinds everything up so it doesn't, the big chunks of food. That's cool. Yeah. Dude, I didn't even know they did that. You know what used to work better in the old days don't work anymore? Freaking washers and dryers. Oh, dude, no question.
My parents had their washer and dryer 30 years. Ours sucks. Our washer is terrible. Ours is terrible. I mean mine because I live alone. What happens is the name brands that you knew as a kid that you could stand by and trust. Kenmore, Whirlpool. They all were bought out by another company. If anybody knows of a new washer and dryer. Because you know what? I'll go over to people's houses. They'll have these badass looking washer and dryers. And I'll go, hey, is that any good? I'm not kidding you. Every single time they go, no, it sucks. I had the same one that you guys have, the front loaders, the real sharp looking. They look like a freaking Ferrari. You open the thing and it stinks. Yeah, it seems like mold. It's awful. We have an old school one in our new house and the dryer, the drying agent or whatever is out on the dryer. So when we do laundry, we have to dry it seven times. It's awesome. It's awesome. That sucks, dude. That's the worst. You're at a rental, though. They should fix that for you. I know. They should. Woodsy, what's going on in sports? Man, I got a lot of NFL scores for you, so I'll rip through a few of them real quick. The Bengals over the Colts. Colts are now 0-6, 27-17. The Niners, like we talked about earlier, beat the Lions 25-19.
The Packers are now 6-0. They beat the Rams, who are 0-5. The Eagles got on the board, L.O.B. They beat those dead skins. They won 20-13. Steelers back to winning 17-13 over the Jags. And the Falcons 31-17 over the Panthers. I'll give you some more later. Okay, cool. Herman Cain, presidential candidate. L.O.B. We can build a fence. I just got back from China. And I went and visited the Great Wall of China. Now, if they could build the Great Wall of China on the side of a mountain centuries ago, we can build a fence on the southern border if we want to. We can't build a fence. Well, y'all can't build that fence. I said, well, I'll tell you what, when I'm in charge of the fence, we're going to have a fence. It's going to be 20 feet high. It's going to have barbed wire on the top. It's going to be electrocuted, electrified.
And there's going to be a sign on the other side that said it will kill you. Warning, Mr. Cain, that's insensitive. No, it's insensitive for them to be killing our citizens, killing our border agents. That's what's insensitive. And that mess has to stop. So I'm out on Herman Cain. Yeah, I'm glad that fence wasn't there when your grandmother came to this country. Well, here's the deal. You know, here's the deal. I don't I don't. for illegal immigrants it's not even the it's not even really the uh the topic he just struck me as weird that's very weird it's strange that he said there's a sign that we'll kill you and people were like yeah i mean even if you feel strongly about them not being here illegals the the whole thing just struck me as weird and if we're talking about president i don't want a weird president
Very Howard Dean-esque. That speech was very Howard Dean-esque. Yeah, Howard Dean jumped the shark. We'll kill them, and if they die, it's their fault. Their fault. That's right. And that's a deal, man. Dean jumped the shark when he did that scream. It's extreme. Excuse me? Mr. President? What? Oh, wow. That was it. Yep. That was literally it. Dude, up until that point. That guy was going to be the Democratic nominee. He did that and it was done. He went. I think his wife's like, you stupid. You idiot. S.O.B. We could have been sleeping in the White House. Hey, want a chicken cordon bleu at three in the morning? We could have had it. You had to be a jerk. Yeah. Guess what? They were already putting President Dean on the door of Air Force One. Yeah. And then you flipped out like you were on crack cocaine.
Oh, wow. During one of your pep rallies and you said, and we're going to go to California. You remember, babe, when I told you that sometimes you get overly excited and you told me to mind my own business. Shut your effing mouth. Do you remember that? Remember when I told you one day that's going to come back and back to it? It wasn't just embarrassing at the kids' football games. It's embarrassing all the time. Yes, I remember. Sell insurance now. Can I get an I told you so? Yeah, you told me. You know what? I got excited. I thought the American people wanted for me to be excited. I never liked that. That was the one thing I told you I never liked about you. That I get excited? It's passion. You did that when you won your fantasy football league. Yes, I did. Because you know what? I hadn't had a season like that. I did it the first time we made love. That's right. But listen, I was excited. It was the first time I'd ever done that. Yeah. Well, look. Now look. Look what you did. Look what you did. All right. It's time for That's a True Statement. Uh-oh. I'm going to reach into this thing. I'm going to pull out a statement that one of us has written. And after I read it, then somebody has to say, yeah, that's a true statement. Calm down, everyone. The first one says, Old people who eat alone in restaurants.
Should be cited. That's a true statement. Let him explain. Let me explain. Cited? Let him explain. They're emotional terrorists. I was eating with my friend Mike at Wendy's the other day. Same day, not a different time. There was an old man and he was sitting there and he was eating his burger. And Mike and I looked at him, and both of our eyes welled up with tears. And I'm not kidding. We both looked at him, and we were like, oh, no. It was emotional terrorism. It was an emotional jihad. That sounds like a personal problem. You guys were on your myriads? Really? Maybe. Really, you heartless? Oh, it hurts my feelings, but I'm a woman. LLB, I think that they should have to eat at their house. No! Because it makes me sad. That's your problem. I know, but it makes... Don't be so selfish. It's too sad to see... It's not. We're caring. No, you're not. We're very caring. You guys aren't. It's the opposite of caring. I'm very caring. You can't be saddened, so let's just hide everything that makes me sad. Yes. It's not... It isn't fair. It's not fair. Should people with disabilities or people that maybe aren't attractive, should they have to be eating in their houses too? Jesus Christ. Because they make you sad? I'm not thinking of...
You want just perfect people out in the world? No, that's not what I said. That's all you want to look at? Oh, boy. It came from a good place, but now I feel like a monster. Well, you listen to me. You listen. Years ago, all you're trying to do is have your single on you. Your single. With a milkshake, with a frosty on you. Then you look over and you see me. Emotionally robbed you. I've emotionally assaulted you. Absolutely. With my loneliness. Yeah, it breaks my heart. It breaks my heart. If Cliff can handle it. And he's the one that lost Dolores. Yes. You two P-words should be able to handle it. Pull up your panties and move along. It made me so sad. We both almost cried. Well, then bring a Kleenex. Yeah. Big babies. Maybe go sit with him then. Yeah. Ask him how his day is going. I was thinking about asking him over there. I know, man. I really was thinking about asking him what to come to him. Don't emasculate him. That's the thing, too. Look, though. This was it. This was the bit.
Yes. Oh, stop it. I'm not kidding. He's not kidding. I looked, and we started doing his life story. Just taking sad burger bites. Sad burger bites, and looking off, and it made my heart. It makes my heart hurt a lot. Jamie cries. Jamie, when she sees an old person, she's like, and so now I do. It's so heartbreaking. I think about it all the time. Maybe them getting a ticket is a bit extreme, but I'm an extreme person. In prison. In prison. In prison. Executed. If I went with my mom to the food court in the mall and we would go to two separate places, she would sit down first and I would come back to go find her and I'd see her just looking off in space and I would well up with tears. Is there anything sadder? And then I start thinking, okay, Jamie and I will be married forever. Is that going to be me or her? I know. And then I really start to lose. Oh, yeah, you're probably right. Matt always tells me he's dying first. I really start to lose it and think of her sitting in Wendy's video burger. I know. Just longing for the day. Yeah, missing her dear. Just missing her dear. This is why friendships are so important. That's right. Don't get too holed up with just one person. Oh, wow. You have to have friendships outside of your marriage. I guess this would be good for polygamy. Polygamous, too. No.
Friends. You could always go to water aerobics with your old friends. Yeah. It's hideous. No, it's not. It's great. Water aerobics? Yeah. Low impact on their joints. It's so sad. If I get to the point of water aerobics. You should already go to water aerobics. I'm already giving a guarantee I'll be doing water aerobics. I'm kind of. I'm a little surprised that you don't do water aerobics. I have done water rehabilitation when I was hurt to stay in shape. You do the aqua jogging. Of course. Are you ready? Sure. You guys know what jogging is, right? How dare you? It's just like running is called jogging, but when you do it for exercise. We get it. Not when you're trying to get into McDonald's really fast. Point taken. We got it. Zoos are prisons for animals. That's a true statement. I agree with you, Jay. I do to a point. I'm sorry. Zoos are prisons for animals. I read.
An article where a 32-year-old gorilla passed away. This weekend? Yeah, this weekend. Yeah, this weekend. You think that guy would have been a lot happier out in the jungle? It was a girl. Or she would have been swinging around. How insensitive, Jay. That was a girl. I can't tell the difference. Take a closer look. At the article that I read to you this morning. Sometimes they, before... Woods puts Jay down for a nap. He'll read him a story. Sometimes. That's exactly what I do. I agree with you, Jay. I agree to a point, but a lot of them do, like with endangered species, they'll do breeding. And then also the thought behind the zoo is you bring more awareness to people. Then they have more compassion for the animals. They'll do more conservation efforts. So it's kind of like the sacrificial lambs. No pun intended. They do good work. There's no doubt. A lot of good work for animals. It does make me sad to see sometimes. Wait a minute. It makes you sad when it's August 30th, 107 degrees out, and you see a polar bear going like this? Yeah. Yeah. Sitting on cement and playing with a dodgeball? Yeah. That's not fun. No. They take such good care of them there, though. Wait a minute, though, L.O.B. Are you telling me that in nature,
They don't sit on cement playing with dodgeballs? No, I think they at least have medicine balls. Something fancier, you know? Here's another one. You will not hear from Justin Bieber or the Jonas Brothers in less than two years. That's a true statement. You won't hear about him again. Justin, you will. They'll be off. No, they won't. His fans are now already growing up a little bit. And it was exactly what happened to Backstreet and NSYNC. We didn't hear any of those guys until they came out about six months ago and did a reunion tour, which I think bombed just a huge, huge turd. I believe you're wrong about Bieber, but maybe... Jonas, I agree. Jonas, I agree. I agree with Jonas. Okay. All right. Well, let's mark the date. Today is October 17th. Two years from now, there will be no more Bieber news. All right. His voice is going to change. Okay, his voice is going to change naturally with what happens to guys when they get older. Michael Jackson's voice changed. Michael Jackson had a lot of talent. He had a lot of talent. So does Bieber, bro. No, a lot of talent. Bro. He does. He doesn't have Jackson-esque. Nobody has Jackson-esque talent. But he is a real talented kid. That's the thing I didn't know about him. Justin Timberlake. I mean, he changed, went through the whole thing, and he stayed in the news. He started as a kid on the Mickey Mouse Club. So did I. Went through the NSYNC thing. Yeah. Here we go. He was the Mikey Mouse. Yeah.
Goofy. You ready? Pitbull guy has anger issues. That is a true statement. It's not. Okay, just hear me out. I have a caveat to this. If pitbull guy has never had experience with a pitbull and chooses a pitbull, anger issues. Yeah. But if he grew up and somebody he knew had one and he knows how... sweet they are and stuff like that that they could be very sweet or if he had one growing up okay but if affliction dude who didn't grow up that way didn't know never known anybody with a pit bull and he's like i want a dog and he's like i'm getting a pit bull that same dude i believe
He's got some anger. It's an interesting caveat. And I think the caveat sells me on it. My little brother has a pit bull, but he married into it. Married into it. Married into it. And he's the most level-headed dude. The pit bull. The pit bull. Right. And my brother, too. He's no anger issue. I will say this about that sweet pit bull. That sweet pit bull is a pit bull. Yeah. Okay? So if somehow... The thing that lies dormant in that pit bull's brain, wherever turned on, it'll happen. Because they're pit bulls. Now, pit bulls are different than poodles. They're different than poodles. Yes. You know, some dogs shed, some dogs don't shed. But pit bulls, they can get you. It's again, you know, it has a lot. It's much like children, man. It's the way you bring them up.
You know, it's a true statement. Yeah, but they're all so different. They're wired a little different. I get it, but it's still... They're attack dogs. There's a lot of kids that are wired differently that... Pitbulls don't point out ducks. No. Okay, but... Retrievers do. Because it's in them. Absolutely. It's what they do. But the way that you raise your dog is much like the way that you raise your child. But a lot of it's instinct, though, and the pit bulls have more of an instinct. Let me ask you this, Woods. If that were true, how come you will hear from some pit bull owners whose dogs have attacked? This is the most shocking thing in the world to me. She is the sweetest thing. She's the sweetest thing. And she was provoked. The child. smacked her in the face. Right. I mean, dude, I've had my chest ripped open by a German Shepherd. I mean, it's all... Same bit. It's all, you know... Doberman. Doberman. But it's how you raise your dog a lot of times. But most attacks statistically happen from German Shepherds. Oh, is that right? Yeah. Oh, well, there you go. Hey, listen. German Shepherds, same bit. I mean, that's why the cops use them. Yeah.
They can be fierce. Pit bulls can be really sweet, too. Usually young, first-time dog owners that get the pit bull, and they get, like, girls, and they'll be like, shoot, and, like, smash the crap out of the dog to get. My brother lived with a guy, a roommate that he met on Craigslist, weird, went a little nuts, and he tried to have his pit bull attack my brother. Are you kidding me? Sick him! Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. I'd poop my pants. They can get. Any dog. If he had done, and the dog didn't do it, right? No, the dog didn't do it. I always say that to people. I always go, sick him! My dog doesn't know it's sick him. Yeah, he did it to me when I went to skate in his backyard. Sick him, get him, sick him. My dog doesn't know it's sick of me. Bear, sick him, get him. I'm like, oh, God. This guy was not you. This guy was a nut. He was actually crazy. You know what that doesn't happen to, LLV? He was moving out here from the East Coast. Just a young. Who thinks I do no wrong? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Sometimes she just ain't always around. I'm buying this as soon as we go into commercial. Yes. Why do I like it so much? Do you think that Prince Harry has this on his iPod? Zero percent. Zero percent. 5701949 is our number. Give us a call.
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Park admission weekends in October. I'm Stacy Cohen, FM 94.9. And now back to the Mikey Show. With Mikey. When you're fat, you're always feeling a cold breeze. Woods. The best movie ever made, Footloose. Lauren. I'm all hot and bothered. I am. And Jake. Look, I like to climb and I like to eat edamame, okay? On FM 94.9. Take a listen. This is from L.O.B.'s recap. Well, if you're new to the Mikey show, L.O.B. is something else. That's the best way to put it. She's something else. She's something else. Oftentimes, we'll just look at her and go, you're freaking something else. You're really something else. You're something else. Matt likes to say,
You're on one. You're really on one. Yeah. He stole that from you guys. So thank you for that. You're really on one today. L.O.B. writes, I'm feeling empowered. I've wanted to take a self-defense course for years and signed up for one with San Deguito this summer. But it was canceled and I was very bummed. Yesterday, I somehow ended up on YouTube. Weird. Weird. And I was watching videos on self-defense. You're something else. You're something else. Well, a girl's got to know. Got to protect yourself. Especially a girl that wakes up in the morning when it's still dark out to go to work. Then she says, and I quote, I'm pretty sure I have a few moves now that could fend off attackers. From watching a youth, from watching... No, I haven't put it into practice, but I believe that I could.
Fend off attackers with it. Might we see some. Well, but L.O.B. Attack me. Attacker. But wait, L.O.B. I want to attack. Let me attack you. I got years of practice, Matt. I've been attacking girls since she was in Daffens. That's it. Well, here's my thought. If it was as simple as YouTube, why would people take self-defense? I mean, it's better to take the class when my class was canceled. So I was like, oh, I'll watch some moves and see. You know, it's better to know at least a half-assed attempt than not know at all how to defend yourself. Isn't it knees to the nuts? Isn't that always the thing? That's part of it, but the strongest point on your body is actually the elbow. So if you can do something like that to just try to use the point to bam and get them like in the eye or in the mouth or something like that or even in the gut. Jay, be a mannequin. But don't, you know, but show me how it works. I would go like, like if he was coming up behind me like this, I'd go bam. Holy cow. That was very close. But that's like, that's the strongest point. Like if I, I'm not that strong. So if I punch him or slap him or something like that, that's not going to hurt. Slap me. No, I'm not going to slap you. You slap me. I'm not going to slap you. Why would you slap me?
I'm not going to slap him. Oh, that creeps me out for you to slap him. I wouldn't slap. I can't. It would hurt you. Don't slap. Well, I don't think I could hurt someone with my slap. Just don't slap in the ear. Just slap me on the face. You can do it. You want to see how strong I am? I can't. I can't. I can't. Slap him, L-O-B. No, I can't. Girl, slap. No. Could you take it, Jay? I can take it. Do it. I'm not going to. Oh! I said she could do it. Oh, my God! I just got lightheaded. I just got lightheaded. I just got lightheaded. I just got lightheaded. Wow. I just got lightheaded. What is called on? On the ear, too. I want... We're even. We are not even. We are even. They're both covering their crotchies. Oh my gosh, that was me. He just held me down and pummeled my left arm. Oh.
I can't hear out of my right ear. Listen, listen, listen. Because you're old. Listen, listen, listen. If I could have super slow-mo. If I could have super slow-mo. I have a handprint. Listen. Jay is... Woods just showed us his arm. Jay is kind of bracing himself if L.O.B. is going to slap it. And Woods comes up behind him. And... Hard. My gosh. Was it as loud to you as it was to me? Because it was right on my ear. Shocking. Oh, my gosh. That seemed loud to me. You were going down, my friend. You already got me. You held me down and beat my arm. Well, that was expected. Oh, yeah. We're even now. He immediately tackled him onto the giant bean bag. Jay was shocked. I was shocked. I thought you did it at first. Oh, why can't we be a TV show? Why can't we be a TV show? Oh, my. I was begging for it. Oh. Oh, my gosh. I was thinking L.O.B. wouldn't be able to hurt me, though. Wow. I wouldn't have been able to do that. Wow. Is your ear rigging? My ear, this one ear, I just can't hear out of it yet. Woods. Woods. Oh, my gosh. I want to watch it a million times.
I want to see that a million times. Slap me, slap me, slap me. I couldn't see. You have it? Chris was taping just in case L.O.B. hit him. Do you have it? Please. I don't care. Don't even edit it. Just please get it on. You were taping? That's cool. As soon as L.O.B. said that she was going to do it, he starts taping. Oh, my gosh. He's got his flip. That was great. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, that hurt my arm. I didn't see Woods' body. I just saw a hand come from the side. Oh. Slap. Oh, my gosh. I owe you big time. Is it ever end? Does it ever end? Yeah, it just ended because we're even. No, we're so far away from even. You never think you're even. Look at my arm. You're going to get tenfold. Oh, you're such a liar. I didn't even hit you that hard. You hit me six times in the arm. Well, anyway. Well, LLB's defense moves. It worked. Yeah, I guess so. It kept him off me. Hey, a really good defense, just take woods with you. Yeah. Everywhere you go. That is true. Just take woods. Thank you. You're welcome. Anytime. You saved me. I always got your back. This is Chris Martin from Cope. You said you only had one serious relationship. Right. Yeah, I'm in it. Is that true? Yes, sir. That's pretty unusual. Yeah, but it's weird. Sorry, feast. I mean.
It means the same thing, weird and unusual. Yeah, I mean, OK, so you're a ladies' man, I'm not. Well, no, I think what I'm trying to say here is that I shagged a lot of girls, I shagged a lot of birds, I just never had a serious relationship. The first serious relationship ever. That's quite a leap. It is a big leap, what, from being a loser to going out with an Oscar winner. Oh, wow. It's a giant leap. Let's face it, it's like winning the lottery. I was happy to make it. What's the problem, L.O.B.? Passive aggressive. What do you mean? Passive aggressive. How? What do you mean? So you're saying I'm some sort of freak then because I didn't have a serious relationship. You're wondering how I bag someone like Gwyneth. Well, he says I went from a loser to being married. It is a leap, though, to not be in a relationship, not be in any serious relationships, and then the first serious relationship you're in, you're married. That's all the guy was trying to say. He wasn't trying to say, like, ha. And you went off and married Gwyneth Paltrow, right? But you never closed any business. Yeah. Yeah? I'm one of the only people that likes Gwyneth Paltrow. I like her. Yeah. She's female. LB doesn't like females. No, I like plenty of females. She likes females. I used to really actually like Gwyneth Paltrow when I just saw her acting, and then the moment I saw an interview of her on Letterman and the...
dragged out voice and the, oh, I'm just like everyone. You don't like the I'm just like everyone bit. No, she's not just like everyone. And she was born with a silver diaper on her butt. Boy, my brother would be upset. He goes to her blog Goop all the time. I know. I have no idea why she liked me. I mean, after all, I'm just a lad from England that sold 50 billion records. One of the most talented guys around, but... I can't figure out what she like about me. It's all the drawings I have on my arm. It's about free Cuber and open fair trade to Cuber. You know, it's a big thing to me, it's Cuber. Cuber is a monster thing. I usually draw it on the side of my piano as well. That's right. The drawings that I have on my arm, put them on the side of my piano. Put them anywhere, really. Free Cuber. Everyone else was doing Tibet, so I thought...
Why not Cuba? No one's paying attention to Cuba. Everybody got off all into like a Haiti trip, you know, and Tibet and Darfur. Everyone was into Darfur. It was tired, really, and I thought, I've got to be in something. I tried West Palm Beach, but... They're well off, as it turns out. Yeah, they're well off, and people were kind of turned off by them. I realized it was still in America. I thought maybe it was... part of something else. Right, like a beach, like a Caribbean or something. I thought it was like a Caribbean place where, you know, black people that are poor and all they have to eat is peppers, you know, something like that. Turns out it's just a boring community with old birds. A bunch of old people. Everyone eating dinner at four o'clock. Yeah. What's that? So then I saw, I saw, uh, score faces. And, uh, I said, what is he? And Gwyneth said to me, yeah, he's Cuban. And I said, well, what's that like? And she took me on the internet. And I said, well, hey, look, Paul. And before you knew it, you know, I'm trying to save him. Never been there. Never actually been there. Your friend Woods is actually wearing a Fidel Castro hat. Right. As he sits right now. Yeah, it's like solidarity, man. You know, I've no desire to go to Cuba. I never would go.
Well, I think that they should be free. Yeah. Free to trade and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To be able to sell the tobaccos and the seagulls. I don't like when people criticize Coldplay because I feel like they're very talented. They are. They, to me, are getting worse with every record. It's getting worse than the one before. I don't understand it. I don't get it. I love their first and second and third records, but boy, it's just gone downhill. I feel like Ben Harper did this too. Sometimes when you're so musically talented, you get bored and you start trying different stuff and thinking like, oh, I got to do this and change it up and then eventually you come back around. You stick to the plan. The possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. Never tell me the odds. Odds of getting hemorrhoids are 25 to 1. I believe it. Woods. Me? Yeah. I'm the only one that's ever had them? Well, bro. Oh, you've had them. What do I say to you? I mean, allegedly. What do I say? I say the same thing your wife says. You're going to blow out the O-ring. Don't stress so hard. Don't stress. Relax. You shouldn't have to stress. I'm a stressor. That's where they come from? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, partner, come on. You've got to relax. Don't force it. You're going to blow out your O-ring. It's identical audio of Mikey and I in the restroom. I thought it was from being too aggressive in the restroom. It is. It is. Same myth. Oh.
Is it stress or aggressiveness? Aggressiveness. That's what we're saying. Like, hey. We've all had them. And we. No. No. Yeah, yeah. Well, here's the deal. It's when you're trying too hard. You shouldn't have to try. It should just happen. I'm not going to be the only one that admits it. Oh, no. I've had them. Okay, good. Jay. No. Liar. Liar. Is it most women? No. Women get them, too. Women get them when they're pregnant. Yeah, that's right. I'm sure I will. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. L-O-B. L-O-B. Come on. Stop. So fortunate. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. I hear you, dog. It's hot in here. Really? My face is on fire. The chance of dying from food poisoning is one in three million. Wow. You good? Food poisoning seems like a bit. It's not. Oh, my gosh. I've had wicked food poisoning. It's not. It's awful. It almost killed me. I was a manager. Apparently, everybody gets food poisoning when they don't want to come to work on a Monday. It's weird. That always happens on Sunday. A lot of food poisoning on Sundays. Had a bad fish sandwich. No, it's not a bit. You can have bad stuff. Bad fish, nothing worse. There's levels. I've never had the on the ground. Oh, I have. Where you're going to feel like you're going to die. Where you're going to die. Oh, I have. It's so terrible. I've had the ones where you're like, oh boy, I got to go. I'll be in there a while. What'd you eat, L.O.B.? Fish.
Where? Don't say the restaurant, but was it a restaurant here locally? No, it was actually a seafood place in New Jersey. The Red Lobster. Did you go there and order fried fish or grilled fish, or how was it prepared? I can't remember what it was, but I know several people had similar things, and we all got sick. How long did it take? It was like a couple hours. Oh, the next day. Oh, the next day. Yeah, it was the next day. I know it happened to Jay in Mexico because he ate ceviche. And it was delicious. Buckets and buckets. He said it was delicious. Yeah, I think we had something like a shrimp cocktail or something with, I'm pretty sure it was shrimp. Shrimp will get you. I've never had any problems with shrimp, ever. If they ain't right, dude, they'll get you. I've heard mussels and clams will get you, too. Mussels will get you. They will. I don't eat them. I do. I love them. Got to be done right. The chances of somebody dying from SARS in the United States. One in a hundred million. I thought Jay had SARS last month. Yeah, you did. It's true. Because he told me he did. He did. She believed it. He did. Chance of an American home having at least one container of ice cream in the freezer. Nine in ten. I got one. I got one. I have a chunky monkey in there right now. I have sherbet. I have a new kick. It's sherbet. Sherbet? Sherbet. Sherbet. Jay? I have...
Mint chip and vanilla. How strange that, how strange that if we think about it, almost every single American has ice cream right now in their freezer. You got to. You got to. I know, but that's just, that actually really does mind mess me. You know why? Because when we were kids, our parents bribed us, like, if we ate our vegetables, we would get our dessert. And we became so accustomed to having this dessert. as like a reward at the end of the day of a job well done. We're in the wrong business. Yeah, it need to be an ice cream business. Yeah. If nine out of ten houses have freaking ice cream. Right. Hell yeah. The companies out there that are doing it are doing it right. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, man. What do you mean? Ben & Jerry's. Ben & Jerry's. Oh, my goodness. Is that the best? Yeah. Actually, I had my first bad experience with Ben & Jerry's.
My first flavor I tried, then I went, what? It's actually called the Bonnaroo flavor. It's named after the festival. And it's got Heath Bar in it, which is great. It's coffee ice cream with Heath Bar. But they put a whiskey caramel in there. It tastes like bourbon. It tastes like you're eating frozen Jimmy. Yeah, my wife hates desserts that have liquor. Me too. Yeah, me too. There's a big controversy about... Ben and Jerry's Shweaty Balls. Right. It's an old skit. What is it? It's an old skit. It's an old skit. But Baldwin. Baldwin did it. His name was Peach Shweaty, My Shweaty Balls. Right. And so they put these things in there. Is that it? It's like vanilla ice. They're salty, right? They're salty and... Is it vanilla ice cream? Something with... And it's got these chocolate balls in there. I know it was a big controversy because it's like they're selling it in the stores. Yeah. I want to try it. Shweaty Balls. Shweaty Balls. You got to get them in your mouth. I think we got it, you know, in terms of getting it. I don't know that there was any more way that we could get it more, you know. Well, there was a way, but we just all decided to use our discretion. Well, I mean, it was out there already. It was sort of like, you know, if you were going to enjoy it, you've enjoyed it as much as you can. And you could think it. There was a little bit more you could do. You could think it. Yeah. A lot of people probably thought it. Yeah. Sure. Because, like, the whole skit was kind of based on that whole innuendo. Well, sure. Maybe you didn't see this.
Maybe you didn't see the skit. Okay. So now you've lived it. You've lived the skit. That's right. You're welcome. You can just say thank you and we can move on. Odds of spotting a UFO today. 3 million to 1. What is that? You in your UFO video. Saw one. Did you? You saw some dirt bikes. That was a film I made. When we come back, are they real or fake? So we need a listener to play. Best out of five wins, 570-1949. Mikey Show now, 570-1949. Or text him, 949mikey at gmail.com. Or come at M949. FM949 and Napa Auto Parts present the San Diego Brewing.
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Mikey. Everybody freaks out about guns and stuff. I don't freak out about them because my brother, I grew up around them. My brother had them the whole time I was growing up, so I don't freak out about guns. I like them. Woods. I flooded an entire Hampton Inn. Lauren. I used to be really into the Grateful Dead. Fantastic. And like the knob chompa. And Jay. I don't want to miss somebody calling this like, hey, let's go serve. Or let's go do something. Oh, Jay, shut up. This is the Mikey Show. Can you believe him? On FM 94.9. Two-thirds of women prefer the term stay-at-home mom over housewife. Stewardesses don't like to be called stewardesses. They prefer flight attendant. What about waitress? They prefer servers. And apparently two-thirds of moms like stay-at-home mom over housewife. I get that. Housewife sounds kind of bitchy. 50s? Yeah. What if they're not a mom? Right. What, do they just stay at home? They're a housewife. Yeah. I would think so. Yeah.
Yeah, right? Happy birthday. What's going on in sports? Here's some other NFL scores. 27-24, the Giants beat the Bills. 24-17, Raiders over the Browns. Raiders are 4-2. They're looking pretty good, except they lost Jason Campbell for a while. He broke his collarbone. The Ravens, 29-14 over the Texans. The Patriots, 2016 over the Cowboys. Buccaneers over the Saints, which was a surprise game, 26-20. And the Bears, 39-10 over the Vikings. And tonight's Monday night game, the 0-4 Dolphins against the 2-3 Jets. That sounds pathetic. 5.30 p.m. our time. Okay. M1 Worm from Chula Vista. Who do you want to represent you, and are they real or fake? Wood. Oh, boy. All right. I'm terrible. M1 Maria from El Cajon. Who do you want? All right. Smart move. And M1 Girlfriend from Oceanside. Who do you want? I'm picking Mikey. All right. Hang on a line. Now, what Ella B is going to do is she's going to give us questions, or she's going to give us facts about herself.
And we have to decide. Are they real or fake? Okay. I hate this game. So bad. I love it. I love it. Are they real or fake? Here we go. Okay, when I was 14, I was getting out of the way of a salesperson, and I broke a $2,000 crystal swan. It is in line with L.O.B., for sure. It's in line with her. She can be a bit clumsy. But I'm going to say that that is fake. Jay? I, too, am going to say it's fake. Woods. He's the last one to go. I'll say it's fake. That is really fake. Oh, wow. Yeah. Really fake. Trying to psych you guys out. Okay. Quite believable, though. I know my LOB stuff, man. Okay. You guessed really well. I once met Jennifer Capriotti. The tennis player. While she was still on her game. And I was so nervous that I tried to say hi, but all that happened was I just squeaked.
Wow, that is good. It's such a random reference. Random. And she could very easily have been writing these questions for us and come across her name on the intranets. But I'm going to say that's real, Jay. I'm going to say that it's fake. I'm also going to say real. That is real. Before she started smoking crack. Yeah, she was like 14 and I was 14 or 13. I don't know. And I was like. That's all that came. That's a great LOB fact. That's a great LOB fact. So good to know. My dad kept being like, say hello to her. Say hello to her. Because my parents were big tennis fans. And my dad got this like event. It was like a pre-US Open little like meet and greet thing. What did she do when you squeaked? She smiled back at me and was like, hello. Hello. Hello.
It's all that came out, and I was like, idiot, idiot, like smacking myself. It's like me seeing Red Fox in his underwear and going, Mr. Fox. Identical. Identical 12-year-old Mikey. Okay. Mr. Fox. Shut up, kid. What the hell are you doing to my door? So great. All right. When I was 17, I went to the Phillies game, and me and my brother were on the kiss cam together. But the only way you can be on a kiss cam is if you're kissing. No, they can put you on there. Oh, they put you on there hoping you will kiss. And everybody goes, yeah. And then you're supposed to kiss. Yep. Wow. Wow. Oh, my gosh. You just blew my mind. All right. Is that real or fake? Is that real or fake? Oh, my gosh. Gosh, I say it's fake. Did you say how old you were? 17. 17. I say it's fake. Woods. I say it's fake.
Luckily, that is fake. Wow. Gosh darn. Wow. That was awesome. That was awesome. I know there's an age gap between them, and I can't imagine somebody putting it on somebody that it obviously looks like her little brother. Well, we were in, I got that from, we were in Lids together. You guys remember this? Yeah, the store. Yeah, for the hats. Yep. We walked in there, and I was 17. And he was, I guess at the time, 24, 25, 24. Older brother. Yes, my older brother. And he said he was trying on the different hats. And the sales guy was like, or you could just ask your girlfriend what she likes. Oh, wow. Gosh. And we both turned beet red. And he said, that's my little sister. And then he turned beet red. She available? Yeah. Oh. Can I get a number? Yeah. Hey. Hey, how you doing? What's your name? Sorry about the mistake. My name's Ron. I'm a audio consultant. Ron Johnson, audio consultant. We were awkward around each other the entire ride home. Oh, God, dude. I was like a sicko, standing next to me like I was your girlfriend. It's pretty gross. All right. Any more? I have two more. All right. Oh, boy, oh, boy. When I was in daycare.
I got hit in the tooth with a block, and it turned black and fell out. It's real. Jay. It is real. Woods. It's fake. It's real. Damn it! Yeah! Idiot. Right now, Mike is in the lead. Yes, he is, by one. By one. This is a two-pointer. This is a two-pointer. I dare you. This is a two-pointer. I only like that bit when I'm not in the league. That's what I do every week. Otherwise, it's not as exciting because the only thing that can happen is people can tie you. I know. This is a two-pointer. All right, fine. I was the student government senator of my dorm when I was a freshman in college. Gosh darn it, man. I'm taking everything into account of her personality. Trying to figure out, would she do that? Would she be interested?
It's real. Gosh, darn it. That is not right. It's real. It's fake. It's fake. It's real. Yes! You are a nerd. I can see it. I can see it. She just got to college and somebody's like, hey, why don't you sign up for student government? She's like, okay. Can I tell you what happened? It said SGA Senator and I didn't know what SGA stood for. But I was like, I'll do it. And nobody contested to run with me. Of course not. Of course not. They wanted to make sex to other people. Yeah, I had to go to every weekly meeting. Holy cow. They would be like four-hour meetings. Oh, my gosh. Good work, Mike. M1, girlfriend. Girlfriend. I brought it home for you. Hang on the line, okay? Andy won. Yeah. Thank you. I'm Mikey. That's Woods. That's L-O-B. That's Jay. And our friend screening phones in there is Chris. Let's cross. Kids, they surveyed some kids and kids said, here's the thing. The thing that they want the most for Halloween is the miniature candy bars. Makes sense to me. Makes perfect sense to me. They prefer them over the full size, which we all think as adults. We all think to ourselves.
Oh, yeah. King size, you know, the big candy bars. That's what that's what kids would want. Turns out, no. And the reason is they want to have a little variety and they want to be able to gorge themselves on candy. And they can't really do that with the king size. So when you're getting candy this year, keep that in mind. If you're trying to be like, you know, oh, I want to be the cool guy on the block. Don't go that way. Here's the other thing. Well, the full size come in number two, but they prefer the minis. But full size do come in as number two. That's what they want. Does it say wear the little white bag with the ambiguous candy inside of it? Oh, I hate that bit. I hate that bit. In third place is lollipops. Yeah, like blow pops and stuff. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Blow pops are cool. Blow pops are legit. But the dum-dums are not.
No, Dum Dums. You get those at a bank. What is that? The little tiny ones with the root beer flavor and cherry flavor. They're real small. Come on. Come on with that. Seriously, you can get a bag of those for a nickel. I'm not kidding. Well, first comes the Blow Pop, then the Tootsie Pop. Oh, those are good, too. Then the Dum Dums. They're both good. I'd rather have the gum. It lasts longer. One, a two, a three. You have no idea, Woods? Woods was looking at me like, dude. The owl, the turtle. You don't know that, Woodsy? No. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? I've heard that bit before, but I didn't know that one. A two. A three. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. Woods looked at me like, oh, no. He's done. Freaking he's done. He's lost. That's it. This is it. I mean, the whole stuff that happened with the show. I'm moving back to Texas. Going back to Texas. Mike just watched him lose it. It's like watching Howard Hughes, man. It's true. Just collecting his peeing bottles. And the fourth most popular thing with kids is stickers. Oh, git. Kids do love them, though, dude. Yeah, they love stickers. Kids love stickers. Who's that dork that hands out stickers? Come on. Oh, my gosh. You know what, though, bro? Kids like to stick them on their arms. Stick them on your door. Binders. And their binders and stuff. We have a whole wall in the garage at Jasper's sticker wall. What kind?
What kind of stickers? If I wanted to be sticker guy. Oh, well, there's a big cabinet that I have out in the garage. And every single sticker that we've ever collected. Radio station. He gets them from school. So any kind of sticker. So it's your wall, but you say that it's Jasper. No, no. We go out there together. Like, look, I got a new cool sticker. We go out there and put it on there. You guys want to take guesses at what came in fifth place? Apples. No. Let's see. It's going to bother you. Toothbrushes. No. Porn. Nuts. No. Strippers. Who's that jerk? Trail mix. Nut guy. Trail mix. Granola bars. Have some cashews. Money. Money. There you go, Jay. That's it, Jay. I've had it. I've gotten a dollar. I've gotten a dollar. A dollar? I've got a dollar. That's a lot. That's a lot of scratch. That is a lot. I can see quarters, maybe. Yeah, I used to get like a Ziploc thing full of pennies. Oh, my God. Oh, please, man. Thanks a lot. Chances Jay hands out Mikey Show stickers at his Halloween show. We do candy. Oh, look how cute you are. Here's a sticker. You get two. You're so cute.
Here you go. It's lunch at Surf Brothers. All right. Hey, look at you. You're going to the scare zone, even though after tonight it ain't going to be no good. Hey, are you a boy or a girl? You're a boy? How about some anarchy sunglasses? Hey, do you know who KG Elephant is? Well, you just want two tickets. I have some Surf Brothers teriyaki coupons. Yep. Have at it. Hey there, little one. Yeah, you like Muse? Here's one of their CDs. Burned it for you. Burned it. Oh, look at you, you cute little pirate. Oh, it's brilliant. You know who the local band, the Wheezes? You know who they are? This is a hat. This is a demo. From the DS&C. Yeah, it's DS&C. Want this? You want it? All right, open that bag up. There you go. Y'all run now. You ever heard of KPWB in Houston? His old shirt. Sorry it's been washed a couple times. A couple hundred times. You'll grow into it. You'll grow into it. It's large, but...
You're just a little one. You'll grow up. You never heard of Stevens and Pruitt from Houston? You never heard of them? It's a whole sticker. I have a bunch of wristbands from them, and the elastic is kind of worn out, but there you go. Hey, oh, you're so cute. Hey, you want Rick Springfield's butt? Me either. Do you want these VIP bracelets from Indie Jam? Hey, little girl, you ever heard of... Mateo, Woods' boss. This is a book we got called The Phoenix of the Hotel Fridge. Phoenix of the Rising Sun. Those will go through a couple of Halloweens. I am handing those books out. They're so bad. I couldn't stand the toothbrush people. What a jerk with a toothbrush. Yes. It's better to not participate. Just turn your lights off. Turn your lights off like my dad used to do. Dude, did he really? I'm sure he did. That means yes, he did. I love you, Dad.
There you go, Dad. It's a coupon to patent Oscars. Free breadsticks. Well, no, it's 25 cents off if you buy a complete chicken meal. You know what we should talk about, Mike? Because I was walking through the store the other day, and I saw a bunch of bags of candy that I was like, I don't want it. Candy that should be banned. Like what? Charleston Chew. Don't give me, Charles. I don't even know what it is. I've heard of it. I've heard of it. Candy corns? Candy corns? Oh, you shut your mouth. Hideous. They're gross. I've already got through two bags so far. Hideous. I love candy corns. Candy corns are one of my weaknesses. Yeah. You know what orange peanuts are? You ever see orange peanuts? Circus peanuts. Circus peanuts. That's what they call them. Those are banned. Oh, I do like those too. Wait, wait, wait. LLB, here. We'll make it simple for you and Jay. You like candy corn? Great. Just take some dough. Okay. And put a bunch of sugar in it. And let it harden for a year. Yeah. And then paint it to look like a piece of corn. It's delicious. Gross. They're so gross. I like to just like shave them down with my teeth and do different things. You take two of them and put them up here in their fangs. Mold them. Dude, you're either a candy corn person or you are not. My wife came home and she goes, hey, you like candy corns, don't? Yesterday. And I go.
No. She goes, oh, I thought you did. I bought a bag. I was like, great. I'm not talking to them. Bring them in. I think more people are than aren't. I put a bowl out of them. Let's take six calls right now. 570-1949. And any candies that you think should be banned is pretty interesting to me. What about peeps on Easter? Peeps. Disgusting. Disgusting. You know what else is gross? We should wait until Easter to talk about it. But any kind of egg you bite into with candy, it's gross. I used to like them. I hate them now. Yeah, because you know what I want? I want simulated yolk pouring into my mouth. Am I rocky? 570-1949. Ew, it's so gross. All right, we're going to take a scientific poll. Yes. You either like or you dislike candy corn. Don't be a clown. Answer the right way. Yes. Yeah, that they're disgusting. That they're hideous. No, that you love them. That they're so gross. That they make your day. Okay, let's take nine calls. Okay. All right, let's take nine calls. I'll chart it. All right. Do you like them or not like them? I like them. Do you like them or not like them? I like them. Do you like them or not like them? I do not like the Tootsie Rolls. No, I want to know about candy corn. Oh, candy corn, you take like three and you're done. So you like them?
Dislike them. Dislike them. Do you like candy corn or dislike candy corn? Dislike candy corn. Thank you. Two to two. That's the right answer, by the way. That is the right answer. Wrong answer. One guy didn't count. Do you like candy corn or dislike it? Hello? Go ahead. Read it. All right. Read it, too. How many more? Four more calls. Do you like candy corn or dislike it? Love it. Woo! Candy corn. Do you like it or dislike it? Are we done? No. Keep going. Do you like it or dislike it? Hello? Dislike. Where are we? Four-three. One more, we win. No. Nine calls. I know. Nine calls. I got you. I got you. Do you like it or dislike it? I love them. Mikey, this is it. No, no. This is it. Tie game. Tie game. This is the determining factor. This will determine whether candy corn sucks. Do it right. Or whether candy corn is hideous. Do you like it or dislike it?
It has now been marked as hideous. It's pretty even. We can get rid of it. No, we're not. Take the Charleston shoes with you on your way out the door. Take anything strawberry flavored. Yes. Agreed. And plus, when you get the candy corn, what do you do? You come home, you grab a bowl that you eat cereal with. No, no. So grody. You put it in a decorative fall type candy dish. Perfect. Okay. Do you eat them one at a time or do you take like four or five? I do different things with them. Sometimes I do four or five. Sometimes I do what Jay said. I make fangs out of my candy corn. Sometimes I like shave it down. I'll go like this. With just one? Yeah, with just one. You're a weirdo. He makes fangs, but she's a weirdo. Did you see the way she did? I mold it into like a square or a circle. Listen to these. People give out fruit, pencils. Pencils. Pencil guy. I used to get the pencil. It was like an orange pencil with black bats on it. I'm like, great. This will be good for the day after Halloween. You're getting egged. Yeah, this is great tomorrow. Can't wait to use this. It's like when someone gives you a nutcracker on Christmas. You're like, ah, put this out next year. Thanks. Or an ornament. Yeah, an ornament, a stocking. Well, one year from now, I'll make sure to use this. We'll look forward to that.
Do any of you guys buy Christmas gifts throughout the year? I always say I'm gonna, but I never do. The older I get, I'm doing it. I already have a couple things stocked up. I'm my mother. My mom will begin on December 26th for the following Christmas. No way. All year, just hoarding it up, hoarding it up. It's smart, man. Yeah. It's smart. Can you imagine getting... Is there anything more stressful? No. Is there a week away and you're like, oh, I got to do my Christmas shopping? That was me last year because we had Mikey-thon just a week before Christmas. So I was so focused on that that I forgot. And I was like, oh my gosh. I went to Fashion Valley the other day on Footloose Friday. And I'm driving around Fashion Valley going, easy Johnny Appleseed. Can you imagine this place in about two months? Because it was freaking packed already. And I'm like, oh God, I can't do it. I can't. I'm going to have to do it online. I do love them all at that time of year, though. I like the decorations, but I like to go with the person that needs their gifts. But I'm already done. I'm like, I'll go with you. I asked Rebecca last night if we could do the same thing this year and with Thanksgiving so that I can actually spend time with people and watch television and watch football games and cater to Thanksgiving. Yeah. And she got this look and this body language that said to me,
Yes. I'm the one that does it. Oh, you cook. Oh, I do it. What do you mean you do it? I am Thanksgiving guy, dinner guy. Everything. Yes. Wow. Look at you. You've got to delegate. Oh, my gosh. Listen, Thanksgivings are miserable for me for that reason. I mean, I don't get to hang. I don't get to watch any football. Yeah, you're freaking basing a turkey and rolling tortillas. Make it all the day before. It's gross. It's gross. I'm not refrigerating, you know. Well, turkeys do good. Turkeys are easy that way. Well, you got all the tortillas to make. You got freaking enchiladas to roll and tostadas. Tamales. It's going to take freaking forever. Yeah, the tamales are going to take a while. Those are really delicate. It's going to take a long time. You got to tie all the tamales together. Are you going to pull that pork yourself? I don't. I don't eat that stuff. Don't. I'm Hispanic, but that doesn't mean that I eat. You got to make the menudo. Menudo. Oh, yeah. Gallons and gallons. Gallons and gallons. You got to get a huge cauldron of menudo. Yes. You monsters. I had menudo this weekend. Weird. It's called breakfast. I was waiting for a listener to walk by and go, weird. What do girls between 11 and 17 think? It's going to shock you. I'll tell you after this.
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It's just full of, there's a lot of cockroaches and a lot of rats, and they cannot get rid of them. There's nothing you can do. And there's nothing you can do. Nothing we can do about it. It's over. They're there. He's gone. They're gone. Yeah, you can't get rid of them. Half of the girls between 11 and 17 think that reality TV is not only accurate, an accurate depiction of real life, but they think that their lives should have as much drama and conflict as what they see. On the reality TV. You want to start a movement that I'll get behind? Yeah. Right there. Yeah. That's a movement. That's a freaking movement. I will get behind. Oh, boy. I mean, doesn't that drive you nuts? Here's the deal. They surveyed girl scouts nationwide between 11 and 17. Half of them said not only do they watch reality TV on the reg.
But they think it's an accurate portrayal of real life. They have 17-year-old Girl Scouts? That's what I was thinking, too, actually. They have like 35-year-old Boy Scouts. Eagle Scouts. Eagles. Not 35. Don't they? Usually by the time you're about 18. No, dude. You discover breasts. Chance is Jay was an Eagle Scout. No. 150. I quit. You were a Scout of some kind. Oh, I was for sure a Scout. Yes. There's no way in the world you would not have been some kind of scout. I didn't want to be an Eagle Scout because there's nothing that they couldn't teach me. I already knew it. I was bored with it. I was bored of special. It was a little beneath me. Girls who watch reality TV regularly expect a higher level of drama and aggression in their own lives. Oh my gosh. Let's get rid of them. I'm in on it. I'm in on getting rid of the reality shows. Yeah. I don't have a problem with it.
Like, you can keep the competitions, the singing and stuff, but the, hey, let's follow a couple of debutantes around. Teen moms. Teen moms. Dude, there are girls trying to get pregnant so they can be on 16 and pregnant. And I'm not kidding. Right. That's a true statement. Now, see, doesn't that trip you out? That whole thing that I heard, that stat? Yes. 85% of kids. What do you want more than anything? To be a reality TV fan? Yes. What? Yeah, dude. What? That is, when I was a kid growing up. I looked up to my parents, obviously, but it was athletes. It was some movie stars. I always kind of had to be like, oh, that guy's cool. I want to be like him. Dude, now I look up to Kim Kardashian. I looked up to Paris Hilton. I look up to Nicole. That's what you hear now. Yeah, that's what you hear. When I first became single, after not my relationship with Matt, the one before that, I was on Craigslist, weird, looking for acting jobs and stuff like that. There was one to be on a dating show and it was like, okay, well, are you okay with it being an interracial dating show? Yes. Obviously. Do you know who it was? And then they're like, are you okay with it being a rapper? And I was like, obviously. And then once I got on the phone with her, she's like, it's Flava Flav. And I was like, no, not. I don't think so. You could have been on freaking Flava Flav show. That's hysterical. Yeah.
Yeah. I was hoping it was 50 cents. You know, some weed, some chicken wings, some, you know, he loves orange soda. It's true. Janet Jackson's tour writer specifically prohibits talking about her family. That's fine with me. Me too. Beat it. Don't talk about my family. You could not go on there, Mike. No. You'd be doing your voice. It isn't that I would be doing bits. What if it would make her happy because we were being back all times? Yes. She would be upset with you. No, I think she would enjoy it. She would say, oh, I wish you would do that all the time. It reminds me so much of my brother Michael. And then I would go, oh, hey, look, I got something in my nose. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, White flowers. Janet prefers cut white tulips, but if they aren't available, she's willing to accept white gardenias or white roses. If that isn't possible, Janet would make do with an arrangement featuring, quote, a variety of white, nicely put together flowers. Candles. Janet Jackson demands unscented candles that are three to four inches in diameter.
Measurements. And scented votives. Votive candles. Sounds like your bathroom. What is a votive candle? Like the little tiny tea light candles. All right. She would like them to smell of red current. Very specific. Isn't it? She gets to. I know. Wouldn't you? Yeah, but mine would be different than that. Yeah. Mine would be good. Mine would be good stuff. Food and beverages. Budweiser. Janet doesn't need alcoholic beverages, but she does want, quote, Gatorade. Excuse me. She does want, quote, Gatorade. Yes. On the writer, it is spelled G-A-T-E-R-D-A-D-E. J. Writing the writers again. Yeah, just willy-nilly. Gatorade. Gatorade. Assorted crystal-like drink mixes, organic creamy peanut butter, and Orbit gum. Beat it. Beat it. Now, what happens to that unused stuff? It goes to little kids. Does it? A lot of times they'll put it on the bus. They give it to the roadies. Give it to the roadies or it goes on their travel bus. When you get on the bus, you have to step on all of it to get to the back. You kind of crawl over all of it. Imagine a bunch of roadies hidden behind an amp.
Eating the rest of her organic creamy peanut butter. I haven't eaten in like two days. Yeah. Her roadies are sitting there just smelling red currant. Yeah. Votives. Give me that peanut butter, dude. Give me some of that organic peanut butter. I'm so hungry. Give me some Orbeez. Some Orbeez. You got any more Gator Dade back there? Yeah. Dude, this date Gator Dade is the best. Time for Gator Dade. Anything for Gator Dade. You got Lemon Live Gator Dade or you got just Gator Dade? Is this a darkness? Who is this? Bon Jovi, pal. Oh. Easy mistake. Yeah. Of course. Everything just in slow motion. Slow dancing real good. Just tossing a microphone around in slow motion. Holding a microphone standout over the audience in slow motion. Whipping your hair back. It's all sweaty. Yeah. Mikey Show now. Text him at 949mikey at gmail.com. Or call Mikey now.
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So George Michael, he goes on to be a singer. Yeah, a big creep, too. Andrew Ridgely, his singing partner in the band Wham, he sells surf stuff. Yeah, he's also a golfer, and he's got a handicap of 12. That's pretty good. His other interests include drinking real ale. The jitterbug. Jitterbug. I live in Cornwall, and I also like playing chess. Did you find that on your site too, Woods? I did not find that Andrew Ridgely from Wham. You ever just sniff around? Yes. I was asked to. Yeah, you know what I do? What do you do, Andrew? I'm lonely a lot of times. I mean, since you're looking it up. Well, you're married to Karen Woodward, who was in the group Bananarama. Right. Yeah. What's Bananarama? Cruel Summer. Cruel Summer. Oh, I know. I know. What are they up to? What is Tears for Fears? What are they up to? I know. School teachers. Yeah. Who work at GEICO, maybe. I bet they still tour. Like hit venues like the Belly Up and that kind of thing. Tears for Fears? I bet you they do not. No, they don't. In 2009, Bananarama performed at the Isle of Wight Festival.
I've seen Bananarama back out. Okay, wait. Now, do they just walk out on stage, sing Cruel Summer, and then leave? They have a few hits. Do they? Name another one. I booked them at 4th and B when I worked for 925, what, 12 years ago? Bananarama, Howard Jones, somebody else. Howard Jones is a jam. I dug Howard Jones. You don't like him? I hated Howard Jones. Really? Was he? No one, no one, no one ever used to blame. Aren't they Howard? You know who was really into those? You know who was really into Howard Jones? Like real into him. Eddie Van Halen. Really? Freaking Doug Howard Jones. Surprises me. Half of people that use phones use him to take secret photos of people and videos of people. I talked about this last week. Yeah. Was it the end of the show? I hope not. 23% have taken a photo of somebody in an embarrassing outfit. 20% have taken a picture of an athlete at a sporting event. 15% have gotten someone tripping and falling. 10% have taken a secret picture of a sexy waitress. 9% have taken a photo of a shirtless guy mowing the lawn. I love you. I've done that several times.
That's all my phone is full of. It's just guys mowing them on. I like to pretend that I'm looking for reception when I take a secret photo. I did it the other night. I went to dinner. I got an identical rose from Titanic. And I was doing the bit of like, oh yeah, I'm getting reception here. It's a good bit. 7% have taken photos of cheerleaders. Isolate. Wow. Isolate that. Wow. And that. And that. 7% have photographed their boss or a co-worker eating. We've all done it. We've all done that. 6% have photographed someone's disgusting grooming habits. Really? Besides Mikey, I'm the most well-groomed in here. And 5% have taken a picture of a couple making out. How did you do that? That's a good one. If they're getting into it, that's funny.
If you're at Seaport Village and there's a couple of people just going at it, you get a picture. I like to take pictures of people that are identical. Yes, identical. Identical pictures are great. Identical pictures are great. And then you text them to L.O.B. and Woods and J. And you say, identical Mikey. That's good. Or you're trying to do it and a mother catches you doing it and then you feel like a sex pervert. Yes. Like what happens to me. M1 Lisa from Lakeside. What was the word of the day? Dark Smith. Man, were you listening good. You were listening good. You get to go see City in Color November 8th. Congratulations. Thank you. Hang on the line, please. I'll have you know that Tears for Fears is booked all over the place. They're in Brazil. They're in L.A. next week. No kidding. Yeah, in September. I'm sorry. They're all over the place. Las Vegas. I would not have thought they were still. doing stuff. They got a song I heard on my iPod this weekend called Head Over Heels and it's one of my favorite songs. Oh, they got a lot of great songs. I love that song. How many times have they performed that song? Yeah. Something happens and I'm head over heels. I never find out till I'm head over heels. Do you think that Mick Jagger's sick of Start Me Up?
Satisfaction. Satisfaction. Satisfaction. Satisfaction. Can you imagine the vomit that rises in his throat when he looks at the set list and goes, freaking satisfaction. But then it's payday. He's like, yep. I'm driving in my car and a man comes home and tells me. That's got to hurt. If I'm sick of listening to it, he's got to be sick of singing. And it's a great song. And we're sick of it. Oh, I can't stand it. And he's got to sing it a hundred billion times. Listen, as great a Stairway of Heaven is, I bet at the end of that stuff, they were like, I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to sing this 19-minute song again. Natural pain remedies. L-O-B. Butterbur root is good for my guys. Butterbur root. Lower back pain, you say? Yes. Try doubles claw. Oh. I already did. Horny goat weed. That's a nice... That's one. That's an aphrodisiac or... There is no such thing. Well, yeah, there is. It's called vodka or vodka. Or nudity. It's a good aphrodisiac. There's no such thing as consuming something and it makes you horny. That does not exist. Vodka does. Yeah, vodka. Vodka. Yeah, alcohol...
Maybe an aphrodisiac, but there's no such thing as an aphrodisiac. Horny goat weed. It doesn't make you horny. Oysters do. What are... What? Oysters. Oyster. What are they? What are they, Jay? Oysters. How else can you say it? Oysters? You're saying it wrong. You say it. Oysters. It's the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life. It's unbelievable. They say that oysters are an aphrodisiac. They're not. There is no such thing. They are. They're not, dude. You don't eat an oyster and go, oh, I'm horny. Oh, it gives me a special feeling. But it's kind of sexy eating one. Well, maybe. Is it raw? Maybe. Oh, yeah. Maybe. But that don't make you horny. What does it make you horny? Cancer doesn't make me horny. That's one thing. Yeah.
Death. Death. Death. That's one. Diabetes. A little bit. Diabetes. Not even little. Can. Natural disaster. Doesn't it? Hey, listen. Y'all ain't thinking about it, right? Listen. You get a lady. Maybe she's diabetic. Yep. You go. After you take that insulin, how about me and you make out and then make love? There you go. It works, Jay. That made me a little horny. I got something in my pants. I think it might be a tumor. Can you check it out for me? See? Told you so. See? Now you're horny. Now you're horny. I already was. Now she is. Arthritis. Fish oil. I take fish oil every day. It's a bit. I do too. It's a bit. I do it. I don't think so. I don't think it's a bit. It's supposed to be good for my brain. I'm going to get three E's. Yeah. What about B12? Is that a bit? I take that. That's for energy. I do all this stuff. Yeah, I sleep all day. You know what works? Imodium AD works when you take it. Oh, yeah. Like a madman. It works like a madman. It works too good. What does it do? The anti-diarrheal. Yeah, works. Oh. Okay, but. Do you have diarrhea regularly? No, no, but when you do, it does work. Yes, but it's one of those things that you know for a fact it works. It's like a cork. Well, yeah. For menstrual clamps. Clamps? Yeah. Vitamin E. Take some vitamin E, ladies. Clamps. I'll try that next time. Cramps.
That's it. That's all I got. I don't do any natural home remedies. I do. Raw garlic. Do you do that? If you feel cold coming on, I take a garlic, because I love garlic anyways, and just pound it a little and swallow it. My latest one was the peppercorns. You chew them and then drink warm water and then take lemon juice and pour it up your nose. That was a joke your wife played on you. No, no. It worked. I can't stop thinking about the fact that he said that he did that. Do it again. It's in the book. I use a neti pot first. Neti pots don't work for me. They actually make it worse. And I've tried and tried and tried. I can help you. I know I could. I'm 100% sure. I could teach you the neti secrets. There are secrets of a neti pot. There are ways to... hurt yourself with a neti pot? Because every time I've tried, I finally stopped because there was like two years where every time I felt a cold coming on, a sinus something, I would use the neti pot and every time it made it like 2,000 times worse the next day. Did you have ear stuff and all kinds of stuff? No, no ear stuff. Just sinus.
There's a trick to that. I watched an instructional video on the neti pot. As soon as I watched that thing, changed it all. Changed it all. All right. Maybe I'll try that. The person that you believe to be the most followed on Twitter, Hillary, is who? On Twitter? Yep. Lady Gaga? Woods. 50 Cent. L.O.B. Justin Bieber. Aston Kutcher. Isolate. Dang it. Hillary, it's Lady Gaga. Yeah. Wow. You win a free lunch at Surf Brothers. That's right. Teriyaki ticket. 14.4 million. That's insane. Followers. Wow. Followed by Justin Bieber. L.O.B. Katy Perry. What? President Obama. L.O.B. Kim Kardashian. Oh, gosh. Britney Spears. What?
Shakira. What? Really? Taylor Swift. What? Taylor Swift. Rihanna. Ella Boo. And Ashton Kutcher. It's interesting to me that Kim Kardashian is... Just for no reason. I love the no reason. Why is Kim Kardashian ahead of all those people? Like, ahead of Britney Spears, who has sold millions of records. Stupid reality shows. I mean, it's her reality show. Oh, but it's... Famous for nothing. Famous for nothing. She's actually famous for stupid tweets now. Yes.
What do you got coming up, Hill? Shocking. I grabbed a bunch of new music. Group Love, Matt and Kim, Foster the People. I'm going to start with some Everlast. I mean, I'm going to start with some Radiohead. And Everlast has a new record out tomorrow. Really? Wow. Yes. And it sounds like he's been listening to a lot of Tom Waits. Oh, wow. Yeah, so I'm going to play something off that before 11. There you go. Lovely and talented Hillary is up next. We will see you again tomorrow morning at 6. And enjoy the rest of your day. The mic shows out. Get.