The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 10/19/11
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
immigration hypocrisyShia LaBeouf bar fightbreast augmentation spec spotMcDonald's employee attackWoodsy Harley jamcell phone fecal strepscrotal elephantitislying detectionWorld SeriesRaiders Carson Palmer tradechewing tobacco in MLBmommy issues
Host Mikey, alongside Jay, Woodsy, L.O.B., Ella B., and phone screener Chris, covered a wide range of topics from political hypocrisy and celebrity bar fights to bizarre health cases and comedy bits. The show featured a heated debate about Mitt Romney hiring undocumented workers, a recount of Shia LaBeouf’s Vancouver altercation, and L.O.B.’s awkward reading of a mock breast‑augmentation ad. Other highlights included Woodsy’s invitation to jam with rock legends, a discussion of fecal bacteria on cell phones, the shocking case of a 100‑pound scrotum, and a tutorial on spotting liars.
What happened, in order
Immigration Hypocrisy Debate
Mikey leads a discussion accusing Mitt Romney of hypocrisy for hiring undocumented workers while advocating strict immigration policies.
Shia LaBeouf Bar Fight
The crew recounts how Shia LaBeouf got punched outside a Vancouver bar after a verbal exchange escalated.
Woodsy's Harley Jam Invitation
Woodsy shares that he's been invited to play guitar with Gilby Clark, Eric Turner, and Bobby Blotzer at a Harley‑Davidson event in Temecula.
L.O.B.'s Ridiculous Breast Augmentation Spec Spot
L.O.B. reads a mock ad for a $500 boob job that includes absurd lines about smuggling raisins and 'chesticles' while clearly uncomfortable.
McDonald's Employee Attack Discussion
The hosts debate a viral video of a McDonald's employee beating a customer with a metal rod after she slapped him and jumped over the counter.
Cell Phone Fecal Strep Revelation
The show cites Anderson Cooper’s test revealing fecal strep on cell phones, prompting a discussion about phone hygiene.
Wesley Warren Jr.'s 100‑Pound Scrotum
They describe the case of Wesley Warren Jr., whose scrotal elephantitis grew to 100 pounds, requiring a million‑dollar surgery.
Eight Secrets to Spotting a Liar
Mikey outlines eight behavioral cues—such as distancing language, qualifying statements, eye contact, and foot direction—that supposedly indicate deception.
People mentioned
MikeyJayWoodsyL.O.B.Ella B.ChrisDom DiegoM1 ChemistryM1 RickM1 SarahM1 MustacheM1 JoeM1 OrlandoM1 Brock
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Today, it promises to be a spicy meatball. We're going to be talking about something that happened. And it is going to probably get some real discussion going amongst all of us. Our phone number here is 570-1949. And I've made an agreement with M1 Nation. My agreement is I'm not fighting you. I will not debate. I will not, you know, and we got some answers yesterday. I asked you, I said, we know that there are thousands of people listening, especially dudes. We do have more dudes listening than we do have women listening. Yeah, that's right. But, you know, I asked a question yesterday. I want you on the phone. And a couple of people called up and they said, well, I just don't want to give my opinion because I don't want you to like.
get into a debate with me because you're pretty good at it. And I said, well, I'll make an agreement. I just want to hear you out. I just want to hear you now. I just want to hear what you have to say. I ain't going to jump on you. I'm not going to make fun of you. You don't attack unless attacked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the deal. That's the deal. You're going to back us up in the corner and we're going to come out scratching and clawing. Well, at least I am. I will not. I will defend. Defend. But I won't defend myself. I will irrationally claw my way out. As will I. Yes. 570-1949. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. He said typical woman. Oh, wow. Already. 570-1949. Call us and text us. And I'm not kidding. I mean call. Because we want to start this show. I want to start this show talking to you. And, you know, that's the deal. In fact, Jay said to me this morning out in the hallway after the two of us urinated, he said. True story. He goes, I like that thing you did yesterday when you opened the show and you were just really honest and said, how come you're not calling? And then people called and said, because you're good at debating. I don't want to debate. I just want to know what's on your mind. What are you doing? You know, like, what's.
happening in the news that you care about. What are you excited about? What are you eating? What are you eating? Anything. What are you wearing? What are you wearing? What aren't you wearing? Yeah. There you go. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 41 and expressed this morning to Woods and L.O.B. a desire to paint. And it's made me happier. It's not just a desire to paint. They did it. They did it on an iPad, Jay. What? I know. It's so strange. It is strange. It's the new thing. It is. A lot of artists are doing it. Really? Yeah. David John Casson, pioneer. Pioneer. Is that the dude that figured it out? Well, he's one of the pioneers in it. Yeah. Very famous artist. And these paintings that people are doing are selling in art galleries. Yes. And you can't tell that they're not done.
By hand, especially when you put them on canvas. Yeah, you didn't express a desire. You showed us a couple of your paintings, and they're freaking good. They're good paintings. Oh, my gosh. Very good. It made me feel good. It's coming from me, who knows nothing about paintings. I know when something looks cool, though. Those look badass. I don't know anything about paintings, either. I just know I like art. I've always loved art. But mostly, I just love colors that are put together. Because they make me feel good. What an easy way to do it without all the purchases. But it isn't easy because what you have to do is you have to learn it. And there's a learning curve. Because you're using virtual brushes and stuff like that. And so when you first start it, you're just as clueless as when you're using a real one. And it will, when you apply it. There's about 50 different ways to apply it. You can apply it with a wet stroke or a dry stroke or a this or a that or a this or a that or this. And that's what you would do in real life. Right. And they've been able to make it the same. I'm actually a painter. You are? I'm not a good painter, but I'm a painter. There's a giant thing in my backyard I painted. It's probably three foot by it.
It's a big pier coming out of the ocean onto a beach. Have you seen it, Woods? It's mounted on the fence in the backyard. If you were in the backyard, you saw it. I was there, but I don't remember it. I've been in the backyard. I haven't seen it. It's giant. 570-1949. Take a picture, Jay. I want to see it. I'm Mikey. That's Woodsy. Woodsy is a Notre Dame fan, and he is going to see Notre Dame SC this weekend in... South Bend. South Bend, Indiana. What is the stadium called? It's called Notre Dame Stadium. Notre Dame Stadium. Me, my dad, my Uncle Jack, Boys Weekend. Dude, man. So fun. Sorry, Chi-Town Friday, Notre Dame Saturday, back to San Diego on Sunday. Holy cow. I got to do that once when I was a kid. My uncles go every year. They rent an RV. Oh, that's how you do it. They tailgate and everything. I got to go to a pep rally. Got to go to see the bagpipes, the whole deal. Game day there. It is so fun. Amazing. Really? I'm going to be posting pictures. I'll maybe get some audio. We'll do some fun stuff out there. It's going to be awesome. Very jealous. I have only been to like one of those. I went to like the East West Shrine game. It's all I've ever seen. When I was a kid, my parents and I drove all the way to visit my brother in L.A. when he was going to USC. And they all went to the SC UCLA game. And I stayed home. Why?
That's a valid question. That's what I would call a legitimate question. I wish I had an answer for that, Woods. Truth be told, I don't know. I guess it was because it would have cost money or something. But everybody was already going. Yes, I know. And they went to dinner after. They went to dinner after. Are you most mad about missing dinner? Yes. You would think, but no. You wanted to go to the game. Oh, in the most desperate of ways. And they literally said, all right, well, we've got tickets. Feast. See you later. Yeah. Not in those exact words, but yeah, I had a television at my brother's apartment. And there I was. And so I'm working on putting together a book. This will be in there. This will be in there because something happened for the first time. Uh-uh.
Yes! Well, I guess it was worth it. In the most unusual of ways. It's incredible. Again, there's a book that describes, well, what made this guy so strange, you know? That's a part of it. Who knows what may have happened had you gone to that game. Maybe you would have been struck by lightning. Or kidnapped or something. Or you might have been very inspired to be a college athlete. Yeah. Who knows? You never know. Choked on a hot dog? Yeah. Oh, wow. Ella B's going with the more likely of what could have happened. You might have started drinking. Yeah. And then you would have... You're an alcoholic. No, no, I did. Oh, that's right. Ella B is our resident comedian, and she is also our assistant producer. And she's the blonde-haired, blue-eyed girl. And Jay is our executive producer.
48 years old. And our phone screener is 22 years old. His name is Chris. It's Chris. Wow, that is awful, Jay. That is an awful thing. He's not. We don't know, actually. Don't know the truth. We don't know. The word of the day is shallow. I will say shallow sometime between now. Is that wrong? No, it's tactic. Did I not? Tactic? Today is tactic. Yesterday was shallow. Today's word of the day is tactic. What do you have in front of you, sir? I've got that, my darling. 570-1949. By the way, if you hear me say the word tactic between now and 10, just be caller 9. You'll go see City in Color. M1 Dom Diego from San Diego. I'm good. How are you doing? I'm good. I work right now. Right on. Where do you work? The government right now. I don't think I'm allowed to say. You're not allowed to say. You have to kill us. That's right. What's going on? I was just calling because yesterday you were saying that you wanted to hear from everybody. And I think M1's theater mom called yesterday morning. And she just wanted to know where she can connect with the M1. M1 Nation. Yeah. And I'm new. So I was curious too. And I went on Facebook like.
you said, and everyone was just really nice. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Very. M1 Nation is one of the biggest and strongest radio audiences in the country. Right now, our Facebook page is over 15,000. 15,173 people on our Facebook page. It's facebook.com slash Mikey Show. Yeah. As soon as I put something on there, I got a response back really fast. I've seen some remarkable things happen between the M1s. I've seen M1s in need, being helped by other M1s. Love connections. Love connections. Babies. Intercourse connections, possibly. A lot of guys prowling. And some girls, too. And some girls. Some girls that are looking for hot guys. Little angels. Yeah. So, there you go. That's great. An exclusively inclusive bunch. That is right. Very cool. That is right. We welcome everybody. All right? Yeah, I just know personally that I feel the love and the warmth. We love you. We love you. Thank you, Dom Diego. Thank you. All right, we'll see you. M1 Chemistry from San Clemente. What's up? What's up, guys? What's going on? Yeah, I was fucking across. And I didn't know if any of you guys were going to be making an appearance tonight at the pre-screening of Pro Jam 20 at Stone.
That's tomorrow night. Oh, it's last night, tonight, and tomorrow. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. I'm going to the one tomorrow night. Tomorrow night. Yeah, me too. Me and Jay Bird will be there tomorrow. Okay. I am going to, well, I prefer to say Need to Breathe concert. You're not going to Need to Breathe. They're just the opener. That's who I want to see, though. Well. I want to see Need to Breathe. But they're playing for somebody. What does your ticket say? What does your ticket say? If you have a ticket in front of you, what does it say? It's got to say something. Well, the ticket is misleading because it doesn't necessarily give all the information about the concert. What did you buy it with the intention of seeing? Yeah. Well, that is certainly a trick question. That is certainly a trick question. It's really not. Well, it is. It's misleading because I bought the tickets for my wife. Right. You know, not necessarily for me. Although, I can't deny the fact that I enjoy the headliner. But, boy, I sure am happy to see Need to Breathe. And then Taylor Swift will play after Need to Breathe is done playing. All right. Well, that's all right. Kind of a 10-1.
So these guys will be at Pearl Jam, albeit Taylor Swift. A wedding event. There you go. Not my own. Not to be confused with my own. With your own rehearsal. No one confused that, L.B. We know you weren't getting married tomorrow night. We knew that. If somebody was new, maybe, and they were listening. Not mine. It's not L.B.'s wedding or rehearsal dinner. Not engaged. She's not. She's giving it away. She will be. She will be. Allegedly. No, she... Will. We're sure of it. I'll see you. Thank you. And thanks for the call, Chemistry. Appreciate it. Okay. So, we have a... Well, not we. I have a surprise. And the surprise will happen at 7.30. Good surprise. Good surprise? The best kind of surprise. Good. Yeah, food. Raise it. We're making more money. The best kind of surprise. In fact, if I were you, M1 Nation, I would alert M1 Nation that at 7.30, something really great is going to happen. It's called hidden audio. Oh, no. That's not a good surprise. And the hidden audio could be of Jay. It could be of Woods. Or it could be of LOB. And I'm not going to tell you which of it it is. Perfect. The only thing that I will tell you is that it isn't Chris.
And the reason it isn't Chris is because Chris already got got. So, one of you, there is some hidden audio of. What's he sniggling about? I'm sniggling about Chris. So it's stiggling. So it's stiggling. Yeah, Jay got Chris, and he got him real good. He got him real good. He did. Poor Chris. Poor, poor, poor, virgin Chris. Quit saying that. Stop saying that. That we don't know what he is, and I don't believe he is anyway. And it's none of our business. That guy's closed some biz before. Yes, of course he has. He's a 22. I wish he hadn't. I wish he'd wait. I know, I know. No, no business was closed. Stop it, Jay. He's so mean. Gosh. Gosh. Not a customer through the doors yet. The close sign is up. You know, Jay says that stuff. He doesn't even look up when he says that stuff. As he's saying it, he's just sitting there on his computer browsing Maxim.com. Absolutely. Mine is the Maxim. It's better if I don't make eye contact with you. So great. Mine is the Maxim. So at 7.30, at 7.30, you guys will find out who got got. Great. And let me tell you something. It's funny. And I'll tell you, and I hope this doesn't upset you. My wife knows.
Because they told my wife. I'm racking my freaking brain. Because I know I'm off the cuff a lot. Yeah. I did have some cocktails this weekend. Just wait. Great. Well, apparently the debates got ugly last night. Weird. Yeah, I guess they pulled out, you know, gloves are off. Gloves are off. And they decided that they were going to fight with each other. So we're talking. Mitt Romney, we're talking Ron Paul, we're talking Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich, all the big guns. Rick Perry. Michelle Bachman. Michelle Bachman, all the big guns, man. They were all up there. And as happens, got nasty. Take a listen. We have a huge number of illegals that are coming into this country. And they're coming into this country because the federal government has failed to secure that border. But they're coming here because there is a magnet. And the magnet is called jobs. And those people that hire illegals ought to be penalized. And Mitt, you lose all of your standing from my perspective because you hired illegals in your home and you knew about it for a year.
And the idea that you stand here before us and talk about that you're strong on immigration is on its face the height of hypocrisy. Wow. Now, hang on. Here's the deal, in case you don't know. Mitt Romney hired a gardening company and a lawn company come in and mow the lawn. Apparently, Mitt Romney didn't do what all of us. that have a lawn company do. And we do, right? I mean, when you have a lawn company, the first thing that you do is you say, I would like to see the papers of all of your workers. Call IMS. Yeah, because that doesn't sound racist at all. That doesn't sound racist at all. But he's saying he knew for a year. How does he have that information? Well, according to Mitt,
He says he didn't. Okay. So it's a case of he said, she said, I believe Mitt. And the reason I believe Mitt is because who would know? Right. Who the hell would know? Do you think though? Like one day they came to him and they said, oh, by the way, Mr. Romney, I just want to tell you that. We are all illegals. Well, unless he grabbed a couple people off the side of the street and put them to work. Right. Unless they were not. It's a lawn company. An incorporated company. Get a lawn company. We have a company that they come and they mow the lawn. Now, I can tell you, they're Mexicans. I don't know. Now, their truck that they drive in has writing on it in English with a phone number. I have never walked up to these guys and said, and I know the dude. I have never said, Theodoro, can I see the papers of everybody working here? Yeah, why would you? Now, he speaks to me in English, and it's broken English. You can tell that he's Mexican and that his native tongue is Spanish. But I've never pulled all of them aside to check their papers. Devil's advocate. Devil's advocate. You're not running for president. I know I'm not. Right? So when...
Mr. Romney, or let's face it, I doubt Mitt Romney was thumbing through the phone book to be like, got to get a lawn company. Wouldn't you then say, hey, listen, I'm running for president. I've got to make sure everything I do is on the up and up. And I mean everything. So, babe, when you're finding this lawn company or Jim, my assistant, when you're finding this lawn company. Make sure everybody's done the up and up. I don't need idiot Rick Perry calling me. Shouldn't you be covering your bases? Here's the deal. If I'm just living my life. Right. And right now, you have to imagine this giant magnifying glass. Right. And the magnifying glass is sweeping across Mitt Romney's life. Okay? Just looking. You know, I actually think in the end this will be better for Mitt Romney because the biggest thing that Rick Perry can say is you hired a lawn company. Yep. And you were so stupid. You didn't even take into account that you were one day going to run for president and that.
You should have every duck in a row and you did not check the papers. Right. Well, however, that's his big stance, though. Sure. Immigration. So that'd be one thing that, you know, you can't live your entire life. You can't walk into a bakery and make sure, OK, I better make sure that this is licensed. Right. Every single thing you can't make sure it's, you know, legit. Before you go spouting off about bakeries. You better make sure the bakery you go to is a legit bakery. That's all I'm saying. How in the world are you going to check papers? You don't have to. You don't have to. Well, even if that's your thing. It's not your job. I mean, even if it is your thing. Let's say it's your thing. Even if it is my deal. Because even I, you know, I feel pretty strongly about immigration. And I know this because I've asked my wife and I knew it because I needed to know in my heart. Claudia. who takes care of our kids, is legal. In fact, we went through a process with her to try to help her to become even more legal than she already is. Right. But we followed every single thing down to the nook and cranny. Absolutely, man. And it's just the way you do it. Now, there's a lot of people that may not go through that trouble. And then maybe sometime later, they decide they're going to run for... Who knows? I don't know. Right. But what I... Here's what I don't think. Here's what I don't think.
I don't think that in Mitt, and we all got to, this is all of our opinion, we all got to make a choice for ourself, what we think about Mitt Romney. But what I don't believe is that what Mitt Romney's stance is, I'll hire illegals. Right. I won't tell you about it. Right. But I'll hire him. But it's hard, man. I'll hire him. It's hypocrisy. And then, after I hire him, because I think nobody's going to find out. I'll tell you in the world that we shouldn't do it. Because that's the kind of guy. I don't think that. I don't think that. But if he's calling on people to do their due diligence and he didn't even do his due diligence. Wait a minute. I don't know that he's calling on people to check their papers. That's not his deal. His deal is his stance is on the border that we need to.
protect our borders, and that illegal immigrants shouldn't be coming to the United States. Well, unless they're going to mow his grass. Right? I mean, hey, Woods, I'm going to run for Mayor of Encinitas. And one of my platforms is taking care of animals, animal safety, and animal rights. And then somebody looks in my house with binoculars, and I got four dogs in cages filled with crap. They never get walked. They get walked. They get exercised. We have a huge backyard. What kind of jerk do I look like then? Hey, animal rights, animal rights. And then I'm killing dogs. I mean, it just, it's stupid. It's a dumb move. You shut your mouth. All right, here's some more. Well, the bottom line is, is that we have a federal government that has failed. There is a clear problem here. And he hit the nail on the head a while ago. He said there was a magnet of people that will hire illegals. And you are number one on that list, sir. And people need to understand that. You're one of the problems, Matt. I think we've been down that road. Yeah, I think we've been down that road sufficiently. It sounds like the audience agrees with me. We're continuing on immigration. We have a question in the audience. There was some other good stuff. They were going, you know, they're wrestling back and forth. And Rick Perry has a character deal where he can't help it. He cuts people off.
A lot of us are like that. I'm like that. I'm like that. He cuts people off. And so while they're in the debate, he's cutting Mitt Romney off. And Mitt Romney says, you have a problem with allowing someone to finish speaking. And I suggest that if you want to become president of the United States, you've got to let... Both people speak. Why? He'll be the ultimate. He'll learn to listen. Who will he have to debate with when he's president? It's not a debate. He'll have to listen to both sides. I know. It's the worst possible thing when you know you have interrupted someone and then they say, can I finish? Oh, my God. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. You know, I watched about 15 minutes of that last night and I realized something. What? I'm not a grown-up yet. I am not a grown-up yet. I watched and I was like, I don't get it. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, I looked and I go, I think Friends is on. Yeah, it's boring. Put it right back on to Friends. Oh, man. I'm not a grown-up yet. I haven't gotten there. I get it. 36. You'll get that. Will I? This day in 82, DeLorean was charged with a $24 million cocaine deal. And in 85 on this day, first blockbuster opened in Dallas. Bam. How about that? Chai LeBier.
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Even if it's U-L-O-B, U-Woods, or U-J, when you hear it, you will instantly go, okay, all right, and then you will enjoy it. I'm trying to think if I had creeped on anybody in here, been like creepy. Well, we'll see. Tactics the word of the day when you hear tactic, caller nine. You're going to see City in Color, November 8th, House of Blues. Okay, so Woods, tonight's the World Series beginning. Yes. I, all day yesterday, thought it was Wednesday. Why? And I don't know. Probably because I went to a concert Monday night and it threw my whole schedule off. Oh. And so, even last night, I was laying in bed with my wife. I go, ooh, Modern Family tonight. And she goes, babe, it's Tuesday. And I was like...
What the hell is my problem? Yeah. So today is Wednesday, right? Yes. Today is Wednesday? Today is Wednesday. So today is when the World Series starts. It is the Texas Rangers against the St. Louis Cardinals. It's the 107th edition of the Fall Classic. It's going to be a really, really good series. The thing about these two teams, they don't know much about each other. Here's Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington talking about that. They don't know much about us other than what they see on TV, and we don't know much about them. So now we've got to rely on our scouts and rely on our sight when we see them and our guts and what adjustments we feel we need to make as we move forward. That's a great way to play baseball. Oh, man, it's going to be a fun series. It's Chris Carpenter against C.J. Wilson. And game time tonight, I believe, is at 5.05. There you go. It's going to be awesome. Let's see. So, yeah, Shia LaBeouf. Shia LaBeouf. LaBeouf. LaBeouf. LaBeouf. He got into a fight in Vancouver. He's known for this. He gets into fights. What? This one happened in Vancouver over the weekend in an area of the city called Granville. And apparently they started the fight about 1230 in the morning. It was words between this guy and another dude. And they were at a place called the Cinema Public House. Shia LeBier walks out onto the street and this dude follows him.
and takes his shirt off and punches. He punches Shia Labia. Because that usually just happens just like that. Right. Well, what do you mean, L.O.B.? I think maybe, what's his name, Shia? Is that his name? Oh, well, words were exchanged. Provoked it. Yeah, words were exchanged between the two. But Shia should know, like, dude, you got your star. You can't do that. Like, people are going to... be drunk and say stupid stuff. They're going to try to get you and goad you and bait you. Yeah, so don't fall for it. Anyway, here's what happened. Now, that's one of his boys. That's one of Shai's boys, which is good that he's got a friend. He had a friend. who pinned him up against the wall because Shia now wants to fight. Right. So his friend pins him up against the wall and is in his face going, you better chill out. You better lay low. Which is good that he's got a friend that is like, don't be stupid. He's got a bit of a drinking thing, man. Does he? Yeah. Before he started Transformers, he was in a really bad wreck and he had been drinking. Really? And like shatter his wrist. He had to get pins put in his wrist and like it jacked his wrist up bad.
He's had a couple dust-ups, always out at the bar. I've been there, pal. Yeah. Stay out of the bars. Yes. If you can. For sure. Catchphrase. Oh, boy. You're going to pick a team. Team Mikey and Woods or Team L.O.B. and J. And this is a fun game. L.O.B., can we agree here that we're not going to do the... I don't do the bit. I've never done it. I did it once in retail. Your partner does it. I do not do it. Stop doing the bit. Here's what the bit is. I am not the bit. Let's explain. You want to do an example? Yeah, well, I will tell you how, first of all, I want, for everybody listening in their cars, I want you to know how catchphrase works, okay? The way that it works is that we have a device that gives us some sort of a name or it's a personal place of things, something like that. And we look at it. And we have to describe it to our partner. And we're being timed. It's like a hot potato. It's like a hot potato. And when we are running out of time, it starts to go beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Now, I have a... I do not. But I have a theory about Lauren O'Brien's partner, Jacef R. Isbell. Where's your Bible? I'll swear on it. I know you have at least three in here. Now... Didn't Mikey give you one the other day?
Yes. Can't you swear on that? I took it home. It was easy to understand Bible. I thought I was doing it. Yeah. He did. You did a nice thing. He did a nice thing. It's a beautiful Bible. How is it? Do you like it? Have you read a lot of it? I'm about it. I've read the cover. It says the Bible on it. All right. The living Bible. The Bible. Yes. I ordered a bunch and I just wanted it. It's very nice. It's very nice. It is beautiful. It's leather bound. It's beautiful. Gold embossed. I wasn't being a jerk. No. It looks nice on my bookshelf. He was saying Jay had said at one point that. It's true. I can't understand it. I couldn't either. You know, he's saying he couldn't understand. So I gave him one that's easy to understand that I read because it's the one I like. Very nice. It was a nice gesture. It was a nice gesture. Very nice. So Jay does a bit. Where he waits until it starts to go. I do not. And he's like, uh, uh, uh. And then he gives the winning clue to his partner. I'm going as fast. Just gotten a bar fight. I don't know. Just got in the bar. We just talked about it. Don't know. Don't know. Don't know. Don't know. Shia LaBeouf. That's Jay. I'm sorry that I'm not a better clue giver. It's unfortunate that you guys have lost so many times. Well, let's see. Are you upset with his clue giving or his guessing? Have we ever won? You won last time. We won last time. One time. M1 Rick from Escondido. Who would you like? I'll take LB and the old guy. You traitor, dude. And the old guy. Hang on the line. Thank you. Thank you.
M1, Sarah from San Diego, you got Woods and I. Are you ready? Ready. All right, we're going to win for you. We're giving you the prizes, a $20 gift card to Smashburger and a pair of Scream Zone tickets. Let's do it. Let's do this. Can we start since Mikey and I have never started? Yeah, here you go. Remember to hold the device up to the mic so that the audience can hear the ticking sound. Give it to LOB. She can pick what she wants. No, we always do entertainment. No, we don't. No, we do. We did everything one time. You picked entertainment last time, but we're supposed to do everything. All right, here we go. Would you like something specific, like the world, food? Here we go. Okay. What is it? Okay. I don't know what this is. Break it down. Break it down for me. Another name for a color, like a shade of something. A different shade. A gray. Okay, the first name of Hefner. After Hugh. Okay. This is a three-word phrase. The last word is when you get sad, you'll have tears come out of your eyes. Oh, it's cry. Yeah. Hugh cry. There's a middle word there that connects them. It's like when you're listing two things together, you have to put this word in between them. When I'm listing two things together, Hugh Jackman. Hugh. You have the cry part and the Hugh part.
Hugh, I don't know what this is. When you're listing something. Listing something. It's a group of people. Category. You're going to do a comma. A list. Comma. Hugh list. Come on, Jay. I don't know. I'm getting something more, Hugh. One peanut butter. What was it? Point for us. Hugh and Cry. Hugh and Cry. Entertainment didn't look so bad, did it? Yeah. What's Hugh and Cry? Who knows? Hugh and Cry. I don't know, but team two has a point. Let's do, can we do entertainment? Sure. Let's do entertainment. Pass it on. Here's entertainment. All right, here we go. Mind melding. We're mind melding. We hit start. Hue and cry. I don't know. Here we go. Oh, boy. He was just in a movie, and when I saw that he was in this movie, I went, oh, that guy. Haven't heard from him for a while. Val Kilmer. No. Tom Cruise. Dude, I'm screwed. Jeremy Renner. He's got a famous brother, too. Ben Affleck. No. Casey Affleck. No. Famous brother. He was in the news at one point because... David Arquette. He was in the news at one point because the hospital that they were seeing in gave his baby too much of the medicine. And the baby started to bleed. You probably don't remember that. Any movies he's been in? Yeah, I think it was in the movie you just saw. The movie you just saw. You can say it. The movie you just saw. Footloose. Footloose. The preacher.
Oh, Dennis Blaine! Yes! I swear that's true. I swear. Freaking couldn't do it. I swear that's true. Yes! I swear that's true. All I could remember was that his baby was in Sinai Hospital. Okay, I'm giving the team to another point. I could not. I swear. I swear it's true. It's your turn. Oh, my gosh. No, you go to L.O. It serves me right. It beeped in my hand, so it's your turn to start. Oh, cool. So we can get another hand. Yes. Okay, so I do this one that's on the... I know it. Oh, my gosh. I believe you. You start at top. Yes. Very large black woman on a talk show. Oprah. Nope, the other one. Wendy Williams. Nope, the other one. Very common last name. You also can see her first name in the sky at night. What do you see at night in the sky? Stars. Yep. Oh, Star Jones. Yep. She's a comedian that has red hair and is really, really annoying. Kathy Griffin. Yes. That was awesome. Identical Kathy Griffin. This is what somebody would say if they want to hear this thing twice. They would say, repeat yourself. Say it again. Play it again, Sam. Yes. Oh, my gosh. You're in a balloon. Hot air balloon. And they say there was the name of a movie. Yes.
Yes! Team two gets another point. Away we go. Oh, son of a gun. I already gave you a point, so here you go. Just hit start. My heart is beating fast. They're running away with it. What's the score right now? 3-0. Oh, my. You can play in your car. You ready? Yep. Oh, lead singer for No Doubt. Female. Hot. Gwen Stefani. Really? I know. He does Raw and Delirious. Oh, Eddie Murphy. Yes. Ha-ha. Very funny. I say that Ben Affleck is doing his bit. Matt Damon. Whoa. I am not a criminal. Richard Nixon. And then the first name was in Wilson Phillips. Cynthia Nixon. Yeah. I don't even know who that is. Black guy has a lazy eye. He's an actor. Good actor. Forrest Whitaker. Oh, she's annoying. She's got a five head. She's got America's Next Top Model.
Tyra Banks. Yes. Oh, God. Hurry. You want to be this. Foxy. Thin. Trim. No, it's television. And you want this. What was it? Emmy nominee. Oh, okay. That's tough. You want to be this. Oh, my gosh. Team one gets a point. Holy cow. Holy cow. Can't let him climb back. All right. Hang on a second. Hang on a second. Sarah, are you with us still? Yes. All right. Hang on. We're trying for you. We're melding. We're doing our best for you, Sarah. Hang on the line. And Rick, are you there? Yeah, I'm still here. All right. We're fighting it out for you. Hang on. Let's do this. All right. Okay. Here we go. It was a movie about ice skating. It was two. It was Will Ferrell. Blade Runner. Blade something. Blade. Ice Blade. You do it for the. Team. Country. World. I don't know what it's called. I know what you're talking about. Yes. It's the thing on the bottom of the skate. She had the first part right. Blades. And the flag is called Old... Faithful. No. Old Glory? Glory Blades. Blades of Glory. Yes. Oh, my God. Han Solo. Star Wars. Han Solo. Han Solo is Star Wars. Played by Harrison Ford. Okay.
Oh, he's hilarious. I think he's married to Mariah Carey. His name is like the thing that shoots out like... Cannon. Yes. Nick Cannon. He was a horse named... Mr. Ed. Pass it on over. Dang it. Yes. Dang it. Climbing back, dude. Dang it. Two to three. Here we go. Fake blades of glory bit over here. I really didn't know. Here we go. You read this, you thumb through it, and you're like, oh, they did this. Yes, but there's a simple one. Us Weekly. Keep going. People Magazine. Yes. He was a dancer. Blank and Ginger. Fred Astaire. Yes. Yes, good job. I mean, oh, she was just in that bad teacher. She's a surfer. Oh, God. I don't know who she is. I think I do. She played a... She was in a movie called Transgendered America. Transgendered America? No, no. She's a famous actress. Patricia Heaton? No, but like... Melissa Etheridge. All I know is that she was the star of Transgendered America. That's all I know. That's all I got. Can you give? No, there is no way I can describe Felicity or Huffman.
And I think she was in that movie. She was in Desperate Housewives. Yes. Was she even in that movie? Yeah, she was in that movie. That's the only thing I know. Are we freaking tied now? Felicity Huffman. Winner. Winner here. Here we go. This is the winner. This decides the winner. Here we go. Oh, boy. Fake bit. Fake bit. Not the king, but the... Queen. And it's... Queen of hearts. You're in... Dairy Queen. Black people are from... Queen of Africa? Yes. African queen? Yes, there you go. He's a singer, songwriter, guitar player, heartbreak warfare. Oh, John Mayer. Oh my gosh. Okay. I think it's the can-can girls that kick their legs. They're all part of... Okay. So it's three words. The second one is when a group of people sing together. Choir. No, the part of the song that, like... Chorus. Chorus girls. No, no, no. A straight... From point A to B is a... From A to B is a straight line. Yes, that's so. Straight chorus. Chorus straight. No. What? Come on, honey. No, put that word together. A straight chorus. Chorus straight. Holy cow! What is this? Chorus line! Chorus line! I could not think of it. Oh, my gosh.
Straight chorus. Straight chorus. Oh, my gosh. Wow, that was close. These games are going to kill us. They're going to kill us. They're going to give us high blood pressure. They're going to give us a coronary. Did he just say, black people are from here? You know, black people are from there. I was like, I don't want to be a part of this. Yeah, she's like, I don't know what to say. M1 Sarah, we fought it to the death for you. I knew you guys would. Awesome. A straight chorus. Hang on a line. A straight chorus. Chorus straight. Help me out. Oh, my God. I hope people are enjoying it and able to play along with us in their car. I hope as you're in your car, you're like, you got it. You're streaming it in your car. That's the point of this thing, man. I love it. Get everybody fired up on their way to work. Oh, my gosh. Oh, crap. And because you've earned it and because... We love you. We are going to give you our choice this week for the YouTube comic of the week. We choose one every week. And I think you'll like this. Let's see. Oh, I wish my stupid pointer would work. Yes. Here we go. I opened up a yogurt and underneath the lid it said, please try again. They were having a contest I was unaware of. But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong.
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Sexy Saxman. It's impossible. And if you don't know what Sexy Saxman is, you can just go to YouTube and see Sexy Saxman. You're missing out. Yeah. It's one of the most incredible bits ever. Ever. The guy walks into malls with a saxophone. The only thing is, he really only knows one part. And he's shirtless. And he's shirtless. It's this part. He knows that part perfectly. And he just keeps playing it over and over. Just that part over and over. And he's wearing no shirt, leather black suspenders, leather pants, a mullet, crooked sheriff mirrored sunglasses, and a porn star mustache. And when, like, the security guard will come up and jostle him, he'll jostle him and be like, hey, stop. And then he will say, okay, okay, okay, I'll stop. And he'll stop, but he'll get up and then...
He's walking out of the door. And people are applauding. They don't want, you know, it'll happen at a food court, you know? I've seen him with a handler, too, where he does all the talking for him. He's like, no, no, no, no. He's good. This is what you want. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The person filming is like, no, no, no. You guys don't understand. It's Sexy Saxman. Yeah. Yeah. This is, yeah. And they're like, I've never heard of that. I don't know who that is. Get him out. Yeah. No, no, no. Guys, guys, it's okay. It's okay. It's Sexy Saxman. It's Sexy Saxman. It's the greatest. It's one of the greatest things ever. Speaking of one of the greatest things ever, hidden audio at 730. Tell your friends. It could be Jay, it could be Woods, it could be L-O-B. You'll find out. Let's see. Okay, so this is another great thing. Woodsy gets an email. Yes. And gets invited to do something that he's like... Are you serious? You must be joking. What are you going to be doing? There is a gentleman, M1 Jason. He wrote me on Facebook and asked me if I would come and perform with his band. And I said, well, yeah, I mean, sure. And I know where is it? Well, it's out in Temecula. I'm like, oh, boy, it's a little far. Yeah. And he says, well, the cool thing is, is that it's for a big Harley event that we're doing. It's called the I think it's a ride free dot com. You can find out about it. No, I'm sorry. Help ride. Help ride dot com.
And I said, well, that sounds pretty cool. And he goes, yeah. You know, the really cool part is that Gilby Clark from Guns N' Roses, Eric Turner from Warrant, and Bobby Blotzer from Rat, the drummer from Rat. Holy cow. They're going to be there, and we're all jamming together. And we'd like you to play a song with us. And I'm like, yeah, sure. And I go, what did you have in mind? He goes, well, we've heard you on the airplay ever long before by the Foo Fighters, and you do that pretty good. So why don't you come up? you know, on stage and play Everlong. And, you know, Bobby Blotzer from Rat and Gilby Clark and Eric Turner will all be there. And in the second set, you can introduce all the guys and maybe we'll do like a one big jam session at the end. So you'll play this part. I'll play the whole song. I'm singing. I'm singing and playing. Singing and playing. Yeah. And so we're going to play it acoustic, you know, with me singing and playing. There's going to be a band behind me. And then at the end. It really kicks in. The band's going to kick in behind me, and we're going to finish real strong. Holy cow. And I am... How many people? 4,000 to 5,000 people. Oh, my God. I am crapping my pants. Holy cow. So fun. So it's the 29th of this month. It's in Temecula, 28964 Old Town Front Street, Temecula. 15 bucks for tickets. Children 13 and under are free. And again, you're playing with who?
I'll be playing with the drummer from Rat. His name is Bobby Blotzer. The rhythm guitar player from Guns N' Roses, Gilby Clark. And the rhythm guitar player from Warren, Eric Turner. Awesome. It's about as badass as it gets. If you're an old metalhead like I am, dude, this is like, it's legendary for me. These guys are legends to me. It's so cool. All right, let's do some of this. You call us right now. 570-1949. It's called Woods of Wisdom. It's guy stuff. You got any guy questions for Woods? Call us right now. So you can also go to MikeyShow.com and ask questions that way. But you can call if you got a question that's guy stuff. You can be a chick. You can be a guy. It doesn't matter. We're going to our guy's guy. We ask our guy's guy the question. The first one is, Woods, a friend of mine pissed me off the other day.
He said, I always go for older women, and that means I have mommy issues. Is there anything to that, M1 Sprinter? No, there's not anything to it. What it means is you are tired of messing with young girls because young girls can be, admittedly, for most of them, a pain. And older women, they're a lot easier to date. They're a lot easier to do other stuff, too. And they're a lot more like your mom. Hey, Woodsy. But you forgot one part. What? He said, and I quote, I always go. Oh, please. I always go. Well, it's for older women. He is attracted to older women. I don't think it has anything to do with your mother. I mean, I married somebody older than me. She is very maternal. She's very motherly. She is a lot like my mom. Yes, he's right. Wait, wait, wait, wait. If you marry somebody that's older than you, I don't think that that applies to this guy's question.
What this guy's question applies to is the guy that is the serial older woman. I have a friend in Dallas. He's a cougar hunter. That's what we call him. It's his nickname. It's all he dates. That's it. He didn't date young women. No. If you saw him with a 24-year-old, you'd be shocked. Yes. And he's 28, and the girls he dates are between 34 and 37. Do you believe that dude, that's the dude we're talking about? I don't think he has mommy issues. He doesn't. I think he likes to close business and finds it a little easier to close business. Hmm. Now, if it's a one-night stand... No, I mean, like dating them. Oh, see, dating them is different because he's not just closing business. He's dating these girls. He's interested in them. If you're dating them, that means, I think, more the mommy issues. If you're just wanting to get laid and you're just getting a one-night stand, maybe the answer is... Hey, listen, it's easy, you know, shooting fish in a barrel. She wanted it more than I did. She wanted it more than I did. But if you did, listen, I am a, I am a serial blondie, you know, and have been ever since I got my heart broken into by a brunette. Okay. So I had an MO and it was blonde girls. Okay. So I got a thing for blonde girls.
We know a guy that has a thing for girls of exotic women. Yes. Ethnic. Any ethnicity. It doesn't matter. Cuban. Black girl. Latinas. Latinas. Asians. Asians. But he loves the various races. He wants to cover the world. Indian. Yes. So this is fascinating. It's fascinating. The guy that is attracted to the older woman. And only older women. In other words, this guy, this guy in particular, M1 Sprinter, he's the dude that you'd be shocked if he dated a young chick. Well, I mean, listen. You'd be like, first of all, find me one guy out there that doesn't have some sort of mommy issue. You know what I mean? We all have that. We all want to be taken care of like our mothers took care of us. Yes, we do. I do. I want to be taken care of like my mom took care of me. I don't believe. That's a mommy issue. No, no, no.
I don't believe that wanting to be taken care of is a mommy issue. I think that, yes, you're right. Every guy can agree to that. That's what I'm saying. I mean, I don't want to make sex to my mom. It's not an Oedipal complex. I don't think that's a mommy issue. Okay, so that's great. What the hell is a mommy issue? Let's define what a mommy issue is. Define it. M1s, 570-1949. What's a mommy issue? Yeah, weigh in. Maybe someone who continuously goes for someone that looks like or acts like their mom. That's a mommy issue? I don't know. Or if mom never gave you love, like would never pay you any attention. I think if you go to your mom with problems before you go to your spouse, that's a huge. That's a mommy issue. And that happens. And you do see that a lot. Now, that one's undeniable. Yeah. There's no question. You can't fight that one. If you go to mom before you go to your SIG other, that. I don't think anybody's going to go, no, that's not a mom. Plenty of people do that. I had one of my brother's friends in high school always, like, tattled on the rest of the kids that did stuff, told his mom, and then his mom would, like, tell the other mothers. Right. And it was like, dude, why do you keep telling your mommy on us? You know, that's definitely some sort of, like, he needs... Traditionally, I more think of a mommy issue as the dating thing, though, right?
But it all trickles down into dating. It all stems from the same thing. I mean, I'm self-admitted mama's boy. There is no question I was a mama's boy. Still am a mama's boy. If you refer to your mama's mother, you probably have a mommy issue. That's true. I call my mom mama. There's nothing wrong with that. She probably never breastfed you. That's why you're so oral fixated. That came across as a very unusual statement. Only because it was. Now, did you breastfeed? I don't know. Let's just call her. I have no idea how I was fed. Woods' real name is Oedipus. We can solve that right now. We just call her up. Steven Oedipus Woods. He's shoes on everything. That's true. I think it's being the irresponsible one in the relationship. Not wanting to have the extra pressure. Being taken care of all the time. Okay, if that's you, that's a mommy issue? That's me. I think that'd be the mommy issue. Yeah.
I got it, then. That would be both of you guys. Mikey and Woods. Yeah. Rebecca's very maternal, too. Your wife, Rebecca, is very maternal. Now, my mom was not the cuddly, you know, let me... Love on you. Yes. Wasn't me. I got a lot of love when I was a kid. It wasn't me. But I wonder, you know, like Rebecca told me one time, hey, your mom mentioned to me something about, putting a sweater on the boys it's my turn yeah yeah yeah and i put the hammer down on mom oh yeah for sure and said uh-uh she runs our boys you don't run our boys yep now i love my mom i love her but i will always defer to my wife that's good you have to yeah it's my wife uh m1 midnight marauder from san diego are you there hey mikey uh
And one more order here. First time actually getting through on the radio. Nice. Right on, dude. I want to thank you guys, first of all, for getting me through the border every day. Those guys are so rude down there. And you're probably hanging in line for a long time waiting to get through there. Yes, sir. What up? All right. Well, I've had a little weigh-in on the... Mommy issues. Yeah, the mommy issues. So as a man and a woman, we both have... male and female sides, anima and animus. And I think mommy issues is when you depend too much on that undeveloped female side of yours. So you go to mom for protection, advice, and so on. In most instances. Right. Okay. That makes sense to me. That makes sense, yeah. That makes sense to me. In most issues, you're going to call mom. Yeah. As I was growing up, even in my teens and in my 20s, that was not me. If there was a problem, I did not call mom. Now, I did call dad. I called dad for the real big stuff. I called mom for the little stuff. I called dad for the, yeah, I need some bail money. That was my dad call. My mom call was, hey, I need a hundred bucks. You know what I mean? That was it. I've never really thought about it. Mommy and daddy issues. Like, what are they? You know, I don't know what daddy issues are either. All right. Answer this one, Woodsy. All right.
Woods, my wife thinks I need to manscape my below areas. Probably means you do. And I think that that is disgusting and girly. Oh. What's your take on that, M1 Rylanol? Rylanol, you, number one, are a monster. Okay? Number one, I need you to go ahead and get with the times. Okay? I need you to go ahead and take yourself to Walgreens. Yes. Spend the $15. Get you a little clipper. Yeah. Stand over the toilet like I do and make it right. Yes. Furry and brown. Right. And, dude, it's not girly. It's not disgusting. It's absolutely necessary. Okay, shoe on the other foot. Yes. How do you feel about that? Yes. Feast, dude. Now, he believes that that is something that a girl does, but not a guy. Oh, no. Guys should. should and do do it. Yes. It's for everyone. It's for everyone. It is for, it's universal, unless you're in Europe. I think it's a somewhat new thing. It's fairly new. Fairly new. You mean for men? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Because... In the 70s, women didn't do it. Yeah. Yeah. Jay, what was that like? Jay was in his 50s. Yes. Very sexually active back then. But yeah, I agree with you. Don't you, Ella B, as a woman on the show? So he might be a little bit older.
agree that he should be doing it. If she's making a comment, you definitely need to do it. But he's probably a little older because I don't know. I know when I first started in the game and where I am now, things look different. I bet they do. Well, let me ask you this, L.O.B. And I'm only 30. I mean, not only 30. I mean, it's not like I'm a spring chicken, but. Let me ask you this. Do you, would you care if a guy didn't manscape? It just depends on how bad. Well, let's say he didn't manscape. He didn't manscape. You look like a Serbian. Yeah, it looked like there should be a sign that says space for rent because it's an empty field and it's just, you know, weeds have grown in. It's a thatch. Yeah, there's a thatch. There's thistles. If I was really into him, I guess I just wouldn't, I wouldn't make many visits to that. Yes, I understand. You wouldn't go to that property. You wouldn't visit that real estate. Yeah, but I would still.
That's a great way to put it. Him, but it's not in the hemisphere. You know what I don't know? I only know American culture. American culture, I believe, says that this is something to do. And you know me, I fight culture. I don't always agree with culture. In this particular instance, I do. I just think that it's proper and... It's hygienic. Yeah, but if you were really into him... I could get past it. Could you? I wouldn't make special trips. Yes, and here's the thing. I don't think other countries put quite as much of an emphasis on this as we do. They don't. On special trips? No, on grooming. For men. They're fine on the special trips. Manscaping. I don't think that if you, for instance, were to go to Czechoslovakia or Serbia. Yeah, Serbians. That it maybe is quite as much of an emphasis as there is here. Maybe Germany. Maybe Germany. I don't know. Maybe England. I don't know. I don't know, but I'm oddly fascinated. I'd say most of those machismo companies.
Countries. Countries. They probably don't care what's good for their woman. Like Spaniards. Yeah, they're probably like, it's not my job. It's her job to keep me happy. I don't need to see, I wouldn't want to see pictures. However, I would want a sheet of paper in front of me that said, you know, like, Sweden, no. Australia, yes. You know, I would love to know that just for knowledge-wise. When do you stop? Oh, that's a great question. The thought of my dad landscaping is hideous. It's hideous. It's very, very hideous. Well, of course it is. But let's not think of it that way. Let's think of it as ourselves. When do you think it would be appropriate? I don't think I ever would. I don't think so either. You'll probably get used to it, and it's more comfortable. Who wants to be the 75-year-old guy? I would be open for business all the way up into my 80s and 90s. Well, Jay will be having intercourse well into his 80s and 90s. You know that. There's no doubt about it. I always think my kids know when they hear the clippers on upstairs. Hey, hey, Jay. Hey, excuse me, Jay. Can I get your attention for a second, Jay? Just the clippers. Yeah, I know. Okay. Well, I think I pretty much got what you were...
What you were going for there and don't think that I need to know. It's just me. Maybe you wait. Turn on the radio. Oh, good. The house is empty. And I'll tell you something else about the manscaping. It makes everything feel a little bit better, too. And you know the old saying. Yes, you do. That's right. So, you know, that old phrase. Yeah, Hungarian. Uh-huh. Let's see. Woodsy, you want another one? Yeah. Did you say feast? I don't know why you told me feast. He's an autopilot. He doesn't always have to be wrong. Woods, I heard you talking about baseball cards with Mikey a few weeks ago, and I wondered if they are a bit. Does anyone ever profit from them, M1 Roxy? I don't think you get into it for the profit, and if you do, you're in the wrong business. I think that you do it as a dad. You do it to have something in common with your kids.
and to have a cool activity to do with him. Some of the best times of my life, me, my dad, and my bro going through baseball cards for 10 hours at a time. What do you do? What does that mean? Saturday mornings, we lived in Connecticut, he'd take us to the card shop. And he'd be like, all right, you got 20, you got 20. Get whatever you want. Now, there was some pack, you could buy a pack for 20 bucks. And it would be 10 years old, and you hope to get your favorite player's rookie card. Now, it was like gambling. You'd be like, oh, God, I hope I get that Mattingly rookie. You crack it open. You get a bunch of turds. My dad's like, sorry, that was your 20. Or my brother would go, I want that real cheap box of cards for 20 bucks, a box. And he'd have 25 packs that he could open, go through. Then you get your magazine out. It's got what they're worth. And you go, ooh, that's a $4 card. Put that in a little sleeve. You know, and it's just really fun. And you're like, hey, I'm almost completed this set. I think it's rad. Don't expect to profit very much from it. Because you always hear guys going, oh, this is worth. Yeah, and they used to be worth a lot more. You know, kids don't really collect baseball cards anymore, unfortunately. Yeah. Hidden Audio is next. Oh, boy. Hidden Audio is next. It will not disappoint. Let your voice be heard on the Mikey Show now. You've got to go. Call 57019.
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look at the look on my face when he says it. If I could just spend time with my kids all day long just playing. Just playing. That's what I'd do. Knowing that you struggle sometimes with playing with your kids, that's his bit. And then he stares at me and smiles. Mike, what do you think? If I could just adopt kids willy-nilly. You know, I think it'd be a set of twins. I think it'd be fun. Just because I could. I know that if I signed up, I'd get a kid immediately. It's going to take me 15 minutes. Word of the day is tactic. You're listening for me to say the word tactic, and I can weave it in even during a commercial break. You've got to be listening for it. Tack. When you hear me say that, I'll give you a pair of tickets to see City and Color. Jared at createyourdesignonline.com is amazing. He does graphic design. He does a variety of things. One of the things he's going to do is he's going to put my thing that I drew, he's going to put it on canvas. Sweet. Wow, really? Yeah. And so he does a lot of really cool things. And you've got to check him out. If you need anything graphic design, he is your man. CreateYourDesignOnline.com. You guys ready? My heart's beating. Gosh darn it, dude. I hope it's Jay. I hope it's Jay. Me too. It is...
L-O-B. Oh, boy. L-O-B. What did I do? Jay, I tried to give Jay a thing like maybe it was going to be him, but he actually was in on this one last week, so he knows what this is. L-O-B? Yes? Do you recall recording a spec spot? Oh, my God. Yes! Freaky. Did you? I knew it. I don't know what it is. I'm very excited, though. I knew there was no way. Woods, strap yourself in. Whose idea was it? It was Jay's idea, but I wrote... Yes. I wrote... You wrote... You creep! I need help. I know, I know. You creep! Jay came to me with the idea. Oh, my gosh. And I wrote the spot. You're a creep.
Okay. You're both crazy. Listen to this. I have nothing to do with it, by the way. We'll wait till you hear, Woods. I'm sure you'll get a laugh. Woods, this is L-O-B. Now, I have to explain to people what a spec spot is. A spec spot is where a client comes to the radio station and says, or maybe a salesperson goes to the client and says, hey, would you like to get some advertising here on FM 94.9? And they say, I tell you what. You can get a live endorsement from L.O.B. or Woods or Mikey or Jay. And what they say to the client is, we'll provide you a spec spot. Okay? L.O.B. is so flustered right now. I'm so flustered. It doesn't even, it purposely doesn't sound good because I didn't want to endorse it. Oh, that's so good. I can't wait. So Jay comes to L.O.B. With a spec spot to record for this client. Now can you cut this one real quick? It's a spec spot for a client. Can I do it later? Because I should probably get going. They wanted it yesterday. All right. So it's just a spec spot for a client. All right, let me see. Spec spot. Wait. They're not looking for this to be a real deal. It's just a spec spot. Have you read this?
I read a little bit of it. I mean, it's just kind of funny. Oh, my gosh. Kind of funny. And a different take. Oh, my gosh. This is my favorite. This is not for air. This is just for. Oh, my gosh. Before I read this. Wait a minute. Did you read this whole thing? I didn't read the whole thing. Oh, my gosh. It's not going to be for air. They're just going to show him what advertising kind of looks like for him. He's like De Niro. Then they'll do new coffee. So it's not like you have to get a boob job. I'm not reading this. Because it's going to be big money for the station. This is ridiculous. Smuggling raisins. Smuggling raisins. Yeah. I knew it was real. Did you? All right, so. Just one read through. Can I just change some of this stuff? They were very specific that they wanted it to sound just like me. Oh, my God. Why on earth would you want to change any of it? Oh, my gosh. It's so offensive. Wait until you hear this. I can't wait. Oh, my gosh. So they're going to come in. Hanson or somebody will come in and add sound effects later. This is ridiculous. So I'm just reading this. A, I'm not.
Endorsing boob jobs. No, you're not. You're just reading it as a spec spot what it would sound like. And they may get somebody else to do it or who knows. Is it the plastic surgeon that wants me or just for the agency? I think it's the agency. All right. Oh, my gosh. A lot of convincing. Is this a 30-second? Yeah. And there's two delicious things about this. The first one is how crazy offensive it would be to LLB. Second of all. She is the single most gullible person right now. Oh, 100%. The single most gullible. Well, I don't know a ton about radio, and Jay's been in it for 100 years. I know it. And he is like De Niro. He is De Niro. Told you. All right. Jay, all right. Do you have my levels? You're good. All right. Hi, this is Ella. Hold on. Oh, my gosh. I love it. Oh, my gosh. She is flustered. Devouring it. Okay. Did you just go me, me, me? Yep. She did. Hi, this is L.O.B. from The Mikey Show for Dr. Howard J. Vorlander. Dr. Vorlander is a licensed plastic surgeon in the state of California and Nevada. Oh, my gosh. I recently spent time at Dr. V's Chula Vista location to learn more about breast augmentation. Listen, if a flat chest... All right, wait. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
Let's have a mouthful of hot coffee. Listen, if a flat-chested girl like you... Wait. Oh, my God. Are you sweating? Listen, if a flat-chested girl like me can pony up to $500... Ugh! Okay? Listen, if a flat-chested girl like me can pony up $500 to look like a million dollars, so can you. I was tired of smuggling raisins. Smuggling raisins. Smuggling raisins. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I couldn't get through it. I was tired of smuggling raisins all the time. Oh, my God. Tired of people constantly pointing at my chest and making snide remarks. Oh, my God. I mean, everyone can take a joke, but for realsies. For realsies. Jump back. Oh, my gosh. Jump back. For realsies. Footloose. Hey, for realsies. For realsies.
You guys are jerks. Holy. She's sweating. She's sweating. She's sweating. Scarf is off. Scarf is off. Scarf is off. Tie into the noose. Scarf is off. For realsies. Free consultation and get a $2 off coupon from participating Church's Chicken. $2. To this line. A $2 off coupon to Church's Chicken. Church's. Yeah. For a $500 boob job. $500. $500. Yeah, he does it with a power saw. Yeah. Tell him you'll take the breasts. Oh, my God. Really? Do I have to do it all in one, or is that fine? No, no, that's good. We can edit that together. Tell him you'll take the breasts. This is ridiculous. Cool. Are we done? We're good. Thank you. Thank you. Dr. Vortlander.
Dr. Borlander, Mike. Tell him you'll take the breath. I knew I was fake. Did you? $2 off at churches. Tell him you'll take the breath. She is scratching. She is scratching. It's like she has hives. Oh, my God. That was great. I am going to burn that to a scene. No, you're not. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yes. I'm going to burn it. If he uses any of those drops, I'm getting so mad. Oh, that's a done deal. Can we just... Can we play it all over again? I just want to hear the whole thing. I want to hear the whole thing. I want to hear the whole thing. Oh, my gosh. I love it so much. Can I do it later? Because I've got to get... It both skeeves me, and I'm in love with it. They wanted it yesterday. All right. So it's just a spec spot for a client. All right. Let me see. Church's chicken. Tell them you have the breast. I'll take the breast. She's reading it. She's reading it. It's just a spec spot. Wait. It used to be a real deal. What's a real deal? Have you read this? I read a little bit of it. I mean, it's just kind of funny, kind of. Kind of funny. On a different take. Oh, my gosh. This is not for air. This is just for. Oh, my gosh. The more I read this. Wait a minute. Did you read this whole thing? I didn't read the whole thing.
It's just a smack spot. That's all I'm saying. I know. Oh, my gosh. Big money. And then they'll do a new copy. I'm not. I'm not reading this. Just do it because it's going to be. Oh, my gosh. Smuggling raisins. Smuggling raisins. Yeah. I'm saying just cut it and then. You won't even have to worry about it. All right, so... Just one read-through. Me! Can I just change him as that? Me! Can I change it? Hello, me. I'm sweating too, my hands. They were very specific. Oh, my God. The spec spot. Oh, my God. The spec spot. It's a spec spot. It's a spec spot. It's a spec spot. All right, so I'm just reading this. A, I'm not... endorsing boob jobs. No, you're not. You're just reading it as a spec spot. It's a spec spot. They may get somebody else to do it or... Just a tip. Who knows? Is it the plastic surgeon that wants me or just for the agent? Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. It's so great. I love it. Ridiculous. Is this a 30 second or a 60? I think it's a 60. All right. Jay. All right. Do you have my levels? Oh, gosh. You're good. Oh, gosh. I'm so enthusiastic. Jay's like, come on, girl. Read it. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Hi, this is Ella.
Hold on. All right. Me, me, me. Isolate. Hi, this is L.O.B. from The Mikey Show for Dr. Howard J. Vorlander. Dr. Vorlander is a licensed plastic surgeon in the state of California and Nevada. I recently spent time at Dr. V's Chula Vista location to learn more about breast augmentation. Isolate. Listen. Should I start from the beginning of the whole thing or just right? Yeah, just take it from the top. I knew it. Listen, if a flat-chested girl like you... Like you. Like you. Listen, if a flat-chested girl like me can pony up to 500... Oh, gosh, oh, gosh. Meltdown, meltdown. Stop! Listen, if a flat-chested girl like me can pony up $500 to look like a million dollars, so can you. I was tired of smuggling raisins on... Isolate. Isolate. Shut up! Isolate. $500. Oh, my God!
I was tired of smuggling raisins all the time. Tired of people constantly pointing at my chest and making snide remarks. I mean, everyone can take a joke, but for realsies, my chesticles, jump back. Come down for a free consultation and get a $2 off coupon from participating Church's Chicken. When you go there, tell them you'll take the breath. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Thank you. Do I have to do it all in one, or is that fine? No, no, that's good. We can edit that. I already got you. Tell him you'll take the breath. Rebecca goes, I knew it wasn't real. Did you? Tell him you'll take the breath. Did you? Rebecca goes, you are so lucky that you work with L.O.B. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Go aboard. Oh, my gosh. I knew it wasn't real. Did you? I don't know what I thought. You know, you did this last week. You didn't come in the next day and you were like, oh my God, I read the weirdest back spot ever. Which was the greatest thing ever. Not a word. Because I'm waiting for her to be like...
Did you see what they had me read? Because I was humiliated. Plus, I was like, there's no chance, even if this client comes forward and wants me to do it, there's no chance I'm doing it. But I was just doing it because I was like, I guess it's my job. By the way, lest anybody think that I'm a monster, L.O.B. has made the jokes that you hear in the spot. Have I? Haven't you? Yes. Smuggling raisins. It's genius. Chesticles. For real. Jump back. Jump back. A $500 boob jump. Yeah. In his Chula Vista location. And if you do it, you will get a $2 off coupon to any participating Church's Chicken. There you go. $2 off. Church's Chicken. Ask for the breast. Yes. Ask for the breast. I thought that line was like, I was like, tell him you'll take the breast. That is so weird. It's brilliant. Oh, my God. Well written, Mikey. I want it played. Dull. Yeah. Oh, best of. Yeah. Absolutely. Could you tell, though, I was like so like. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. For sure. I'm not putting anything into this stupid thing. That is my favorite part of it. You guys got me with that about a year ago, and I'm still embarrassed about it. Oh, gosh. That was great, too. It's so embarrassing. It's so embarrassing. When you get that good.
It's embarrassing. I feel some sympathy for you because I got got. I was looking at Jay like, have you read this? And I thought for sure he was going to crack a smile. He is dead pan. That guy's a prankster. Dead. That guy's been pulling pranks his whole life. About 100 years. Plus, he's like, when Jay needs to go somewhere, you can tell because he starts fiddling with everything and scratching his hair. And he was giving me the whole, like, I got to go too. I got stuff to go. It's a spectacle. The surf is up. That is so embarrassing. Oh, I love. I love. Jay, you better not make any of those drops. Oh, yeah. There will be a hundred drops. How many isolates? Oh, at least six or seven. I will kill you. I mean, at this point, I'll just take Church's Chicken Isolated. Smuggling Raisins. Yep. Every single. Chesticles. Chesticles. Jump back. Jump back. Jump. I said it like this. Jump back. Me, me, me, me. That's isolate. Me, me, me, me. That is classic. Me, me, me. Me, me, me. Oh, my gosh. Bravo, guys. Bravo. Yes, bravo. Well done. You guys are mean. That is mean. That's brilliant. Mean but brilliant. Mean but brilliant. It's hot in here. Oh, she took that scarf off, started scratching, started sweating. Revealing my chesticles. Nice.
Oh, wow. Oh, wow. At least I know there's not a monster client out there. Yes, there is no Howard V. Vorlander, as it turns out. His name is brilliant. Vorlander. Vorlander. Let's see. This is Susan Boyle. How would you describe how your life has changed from 2009? Everybody clear on Susan Boyle? Oh, yeah. Yeah. What's a nice way? Homely. Homely. Hideous. No way. Gosh, come on. She's very sweet and homely, though. Yes, and they have given her an incredible makeover, and I actually think she looks really nice. Would you date her? Probably. Would you date her? Hey, dude, I'm not the guy that goes, it has to be all about looks. I happen to be married to a beautiful woman. Yes. Weird. Convenient how that changed out. Isn't that weird? It changed because I'm more confident within myself. Oh.
It's changed because I've met a lot of nice people. Any of them male? You mean Donny Osmond? Come this way. Are you open to meeting someone? I think I would probably say I would be guarded in that area. So you're not on... She'd be guarded in that area is what she said. You're welcome. I speak Irish. I'm dating right now. No. Isolate. Isolate, yes. A squirrel got in there. Let me just rewind that just a touch. Being right now. No. Oh, wow. The monkey. That's kind of no man's land. That was... Being right now. No. So you haven't met a man. That's weird with that infectious laugh. Do you think yourself possibly dating and getting married? When I meet the right person, I will know and so will he. That's all I'm prepared to say. He'll be blind, of course. No, stop it. She's not hideous. She's not. And I think... I'm not kidding. I think they've made her look really great. He'll have a walking cane. Stop it. Poor woman. She's a lovely woman. She had a nervous breakdown from all the attention. Yeah. She's a great singer. Bro, I can sing like angels, man. Yeah. You know, everybody has their thing. In fact...
Now, listen to this. Apparently, how much you weigh has to do with the women that you can get. Now, listen to this. Great. There's been a study, and what it proves is that guys can still get women if their weight increases as long as their salary increases as well. Weird. It was a study done at Columbia University. Isolate. Isolate. Oh, gosh. Calf got your tongue? Shut up. What did you say? Cat got your tongue? No, I said calf. It was a study done. Gosh darn, I am not the elephant man. I'm not that ugly. Calf got your tongue. Calf got your tongue. Calf got your tongue.
Seriously, I know you... My wife doesn't think I'm ugly. She thinks I'm cute. You're not ugly. Duh. On the inside. She does. Oh, stop. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. I will tell you how it's an actual index. It tells you how much you weigh and how much you need to make in order to keep the woman on the same level. Terrible. I know it is. I know it is, but... It was a study that was done. Whether or not you agree with it or whether or not your own personal ethics applied to it has nothing to do with the fact. Women ever gold diggers? Oh, boy. Be a part of the Mikey Show now. Text them 949mikey at gmail.com. Or call Mikey now, 570-1949. More coming up on FM 94.9. That's the sound of the Jeep celebration event. And just what are we celebrating? Well, Jeep Grand Cherokee is the most awarded SUV ever. And the 2012 Jeep Wrangler has an all-new powertrain with improved performance and fuel economy. With a refined, quiet interior and best-in-class maneuverability and ground clearance, it's the most capable Jeep Wrangler ever. And with some great deals, we expect a lot of sparks to fly. The Jeep Celebration Event, featuring the newest lineup of trail-rated SUVs.
Hey gang. Hi. Hi. She's talking about how fat, pale, and white I am, L.O.B. I can see. Oh, thank you. And that's completely unrelated. Oh, okay. I can see, because I went to Dr. Sandy T. Feldman. Well, I can see, too, that I'm fat, white, and pale. Now, one thing that is...
You know, I don't have a lot of things about me that are perfect. I used to have a perfect haircut. I don't anymore. I have a fryer cut now. That's right. I do have perfect vision. And actually, I have a little bit better than perfect. Well, I don't have perfect breasts. And I'm not prepared to go get breast augmentation surgery. From Dr. Zoolander? Dr. Volander. I want to squeeze him. For $500. But I was willing to go to Dr. Sandy T. Feldman because they have professionalism. They have all the latest technology. It's affordable. They've got special financing available for you, M1. You got a mention that you heard from L.O.B. and Woods on the Mikey Show. Yeah, it's one of those things where I know you've been putting it off. I put it off for years. So did L.O.B. L.O.B. is a big shopper around her. She loves to shop around with men and whatnot. And, you know, listen, go to Clearview Eye Laser Medical Center. You can get a free consultation. It's not going to charge you anything because you need to make sure you're a good candidate first. Give them a call today, 858. 452-3937 or... Or go online at clearvieweyes.com. That's clearvieweyes.com. Feast! Your home is where you feel the safest, but a silent threat may be lurking. One you can't see, smell, or taste. It's carbon monoxide, the leading cause of accidental poisoning deaths in America. I'm Kevin Nida, president of the California State Firefighters Association. Each year, firefighters across California see the devastating effects of CO poisoning.
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Okay, let's see what's going on here. A lot of stuff happening. Gopher Canyon Road eastbound at Ormsby Street. An accident. Two-car crash. They're blocking the eastbound lane. A lot of drizzle in different parts of San Diego, so those roads are slippery. Thus, we're seeing some accidents. 70th Street westbound ramp to the 8th. An accident on the right shoulder. Two-car crash. And in Chula Vista on the 805 northbound at H Street. An accident here. It's that... left lane that's blocked due to a motorcycle. Some other cars pulled over to try and help them out. This report also brought to you by Firestone Complete Auto Care. At Firestone Complete Auto Care, buy three, get the fourth free on Firestone Affinity Touring Tires for your car, backed by a 70,000-mile limited tread wear warranty. Call 1-800-LOCATE-US for a store near you. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. DT San Diego, a Lincoln Financial Media Station. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I can't do anything. I can't do anything at all. Lauren. I wash my hands like a thousand times when I cook. Woods. I don't like to be tickled because I squeal like a little girl. And Jay. Hey, I like to skateboard. On FM 94.9. I'm going to tell you about that, you know, how much you weigh, how much a guy weighs, and how much he needs to make monetarily for a good-looking woman.
Whether you, again, whether you agree with it or not, immaterial. This is a study. There has been a woman that has been arrested with domestic violence for throwing a box of cupcakes at her husband. Especially my wife. One at a time. Oh. She did them one at a time. She threw one by one. You just call that feeding time. Yes, I do. She just throws them at me. You open your mouth. What a wuss, that guy. His name is Arturo. He, quote, feared for his safety. What a douche. Oh, come on. Cupcakes. Then he called the cops. Come on, pal. They got there, and I'm not making this up. They got there. He had frosting on his head. I call that a win. In his shirt. I call that a win-win. I call that a good laugh. Absolutely. If Rebecca threw cupcakes at me, I would say, okay, you win. I'd pee my pants. Because that is a win. You're a winner. Yeah, you got me. I can't. What am I supposed to do now? You are such a jerk. Unless I've got a Bundt cake. Yeah. You throw a pie at her. There's something about food fights. There's nothing better. There's nothing better. And I don't condone throwing anything at anybody. It's just that when I read it, I laughed. Oh, yeah. I heard you sniggling this morning when you were reading it. It's a cupcake. My mom threw peanut butter at my dad's one.
And the lid flew off and it went everywhere. And he was cracking up. Can you imagine if he filed charges? He ducked and it hit the wall. I hit Adam in the face with a pie. Just full on whack. You guys are mean to each other physically. You and Adam, you and Woods. Woods, can I ask you a question? Did this begin with Jay? I don't know when the first attack ever took place. It was me. It was you. I'm a ball slapper. So you were the first one to do it. I feel real comfortable around Jay. And I like to do it to you because I know it makes you super uncomfortable. Like I'll walk by and pat your butt. It's a nice game. You've never done that ball thing and I do not expect you to do that. Right, yeah. Yeah, exactly. But I felt really comfortable with Jay from the get-go. So he'd be editing audio and I'd walk in and slap his butt and I'd go, hey, good game. And he'd look at me like, who is this kid? This whirling dervish from Texas. And then it turned from him walking past me and me just giving him a slap. And then it's gone, you know. Now what they do is when the other completely doesn't know. And I mean during serious times. The last time it happened, we were on television. Yes. We were on television and Jay reached behind and grabbed Woods' underwear and pulled them up his butt.
You could see him shimmying. We were on television talking about raising money for your autistic son and Brady. Jay gave me a wedgie. Okay, Woodsy, what's going on in sports? Well, if you haven't heard, you've probably been living in a cave. I'm going to tell you about a big trade that went down in the NFL yesterday, but wanted to tell you that sports is brought to us today by Dave and Busters. It's in Mission Valley. Eat, drink, play football. So, the Oakland Raiders have made a move. A very controversial move. They have traded for quarterback Carson Palmer, who was allegedly by the Bengals untradeable. Right. He was holding out. He's still under contract. And he said, hey, I don't want to play here anymore. I'm not going to play. Trade me. And they said, no, we're not going to trade you. You're under contract. Get your butt out of here. Right. He said, no, I don't want to. And they said, OK. So you sit at home. So he did. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Now, I don't know. I can't expect you to know all the ins and outs of this. I'm not allowed to do that or I'd get sued. Exactly. Let's say that I go, I want you to let me go and become a movie director. Right. And the radio station says, no, we depend on you for ratings. No. Yeah, you're under contract. And you're under contract. Exactly. How am I allowed to go, well, I'm not coming to work and I'm not going to go on the air. How can you do that? Don't you get sued?
I don't know if they can sue you. Isn't that just a breach of contract, and then they don't owe you your money? They don't owe you your money? So he was just saying, look, just don't pay me, but I quit. Yeah, when this all went down months ago, he goes, listen, I've made $50 million. I don't need the money, okay? I just don't want to play for the Bengals anymore. Okay, Carson, well, don't sign a long-ass deal then, you know, which he did. Oh, dude, I'm with you. He should fulfill it. So he says, listen, I'm out. I don't want to play anymore if I have to play in Cincinnati. The owner said, well, I'm not going to reward you for holding out, so I'm not going to trade you. Eventually, the Oakland Raiders, who else, come to the table. They lost Jason Campbell with a broken collarbone. They have traded to the Bengals a first-round pick in the 2012 draft and a second-round pick in 2013. However, if the Raiders win a playoff game this year, that second turns into a number one. Potentially two number one picks for a 31-year-old white, slow quarterback who hasn't played in about a year. Yeah. Wow. I thought Al Davis died. Yeah. I thought that when Al Davis passed away, these crazy moves would stop. Listen, I put it on Facebook. I wanted to see what people thought. 90% of people said, oh, yeah, it's ridiculous. The 10% were Raider fans, and they're like, listen, we haven't drafted worth a flip.
lately yeah you know so our draft picks i could see them saying hey look we'll take him dude i can see him trading two number ones for you know a quarterback with a huge upside but he's getting a little older hasn't played that well granted he was in cincinnati but it is uh it's you know we'll see how it plays out he may even get some time this sunday they're not going to say yet and then this is i wonder if they fed and i'm being literal i wonder if they fed x'd him a playbook oh i'm sure hey get Yeah. I'm sure. He's got it. Can you imagine opening up a FedEx box? There's your Raider playbook. And it's got a Raider. That's just interesting to me. Absolutely. I guarantee you he's already deep inside that playbook and deep inside film. Wow. Also, this was a story that came out yesterday that bothers me to no end. U.S. senators and health officials are taking on baseball now again. for chewing tobacco. And they are saying that they want to ban chewing tobacco from Major League Baseball games. It is already banned in the minor leagues. You shut your mouth. So they're saying that we need to ban it because of young kids. Woods believes that is wrong. Jay believes that that is a good move. And I am going to ask L.O.B. what she thinks. I think that it is
A substance that could be abused. And also it costs people a lot of money because there's a lot of diseases associated with tobacco products. What do you think about the move? I think it's a little excessive. You say they should have the right to do what they want. They're grown-ups. Me? No, no, no. She's with you. I say Congress does not need to get involved in baseball again. Now, I'm going to play devil's advocate because I don't have a dog in this fight. Don't I? I have kids. Yeah. Yeah. Do you take your kids to 7-Eleven? Yeah. Oh, okay. But their heroes aren't there chewing tobacco. Doesn't matter. There's a ton. There's Playboys back there. There are tobacco products. Dad, what's that? Again, their heroes aren't at 7-Eleven doing it. Now, if Jake becomes a big fan of, you know, some baseball player, hopefully, you know, somebody that is Hispanic, like with a name like Luis. Right.
You know, because I'm Hispanic. Like his dad. And I want him to love a Hispanic baseball player. I'm just kidding. If he does, what if he sees a guy chewing and he thinks it's cool like you did when you saw Kevin Bacon smoking cigarettes in Footloose? Well, I'm sure it's why Woods is sitting here right now with a spit cup in front of him because he saw one of his baseball player heroes doing it. He's an adult. But now he's addicted to it. Did you? Because, be honest. Maybe. Wow. Maybe Jay's got a point. I'm telling you. Maybe. Stay out of baseball. You should be able to go. No, they're staying in Congress. Stay out of baseball. That's not baseball they're into. They're into kids. No, they're into baseball. They're into baseball again. It's health costs, I think. Is it a couple hours? Can't you go without a dip for a couple hours? Not when you're playing baseball. You can't. You should be able to. That's funny because we can in our league. I dip in my league. You're not supposed to, though. This new league, I can. The old one, I couldn't. I did anyway. Did you get traded? I got traded. Well, we went to another league. My semi-pro team went to another league. Premier baseball league. Premier. Yeah, Woods. Premier. Woods maintains that he plays semi-professional baseball. Yes. Okay. Now, he is offended by the thought that L.O.B. and Jay and I have called it Adult Little League. Little League. There's nothing little about it. There's nothing little about it. Pay to play. Pay to play. I don't pay. But everybody else in the league does. Listen, I can't concern myself with what every other team does. All I know is I don't pay.
Because I don't pay, I, in essence, get paid. So that means that I get paid to play baseball. Your team has a sponsorship from a local bar. Yeah, the Tipsy Crow. Right. Thank you, Tipsy Crow. That's right. But the rest of the league, there are dues that need to be paid. It doesn't go the other way. Now, let me ask you a question there, Woods. In your semi-professional league, what's the farthest that you travel in terms of states? Chula Vista. No, no, no. I mean, in terms of a state. Well, there's a couple of tournaments in Arizona and Las Vegas. What were those like? We have not played in those yet. I do have semi-professional team members that have. I just haven't yet. You haven't yet. I plan on it. If you were to make it, would they pay a stipend for you guys to go there? No, I think that's on us. Well, what I was going to ask is, if you do make it there... Do, is it a chartered team plane that takes you? Is it a team plane? No, I think we, it's not a team plane. I mean, like I said, we're semi-pro. Is it a bus? No, it's not. We're semi-pro. It's a big coach. We're semi-pro. We're not professional guys. Right, it's semi-professional. How would you get there? I would fly. How would you fly?
I would go to Priceline.com maybe or Travelocity. I'd buy a ticket. And then you would expense it back to the league? Oh, that makes sense. That makes sense. No, it's semi-pro. It's not pro. Got it. But you would not expense it then. Who's the commissioner? Ben Brough is his name. Okay. All right. Commissioner Ben Brough. Does he get paid? Well, yeah, but I'm sure he does by the league. No, we do a lot of work for youth baseball, too. Which is nice. Yeah, it's good. We give back. Being semi-pros and everything, we give back. So you say you get paid, so how much a year do you get paid? $125. It's $125 you don't actually have to pay. Right, so is it in my bank? So you make $125 a year? Yeah. Wow, that's pretty big time. You're saying that the savings is actually a payment. Well, yeah, if I don't have to spend it. Fair enough. All right, so listen to this. It isn't exactly a surprise, although it was to me. And that is the height of ignorance and naivete. Or the weight of ignorance and naivete. Yeah. It says here that a study proves that guys can still get women if their weight increases, as long as their salary increases too. It says this isn't exactly a surprise. A new study out of Columbia University has found that women are willing to ignore a man's physical appearance.
As long as he makes enough money. The study found that for every 10% increase in body mass index, otherwise known as the BMI, for every 10% increase in the BMI, a man has to increase his salary by 2% to keep dating the woman that he's dating at the same level. Okay, Jay. So, for instance. Let's say that a man weighs 180 pounds. What I weighed in sixth grade. Earth weight. A man who jumps from 180 pounds to 195 pounds would see his BMI go up by 10%. So, if he's making 100 grand a year, he would need to get a raise of at least $2,000 to keep getting the same women he was getting at 180 pounds. Wow. Oh, boy. That's a fake study. a study. That's Columbia, L.O.B. That's a legit school. This is Columbia University. What would $2,000 extra on $100,000 a year even do for a woman? Nothing. What they have found, though, L.O.B., is that there is clearly a drop-off point for these women. And when they do studies like this, they don't talk to 10 women. They talk to a very large sample. Okay? And what they have found is that
You know, I guess you ladies are a little shallow. No, I think 2% is just keeping up with inflation. That's a flawed study. It sounds like a jaded professor that conducted that study. It's greedy. A fat jaded professor. What are you making? Like a million and a half? How dare? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He must be. Maybe my wife loves me. She loved you before you made any money. She did. That's a good thing. You're lucky. I made $32,000 a year when I met her. I made $32,000 a year when I met her. I couldn't afford a toilet. All right, I couldn't afford a toilet in my life. This is James Spader. Okay, when I first met Rebecca, it was the hardest thing in the world to not even let her see me, okay? I met her over the computer. That's how I got her to like me. In fact, I would do voices like this. She thought it was funny. She didn't think it was that funny when she walked off the airplane for the first time, though, did she? Because I lived in San Jose at the time. She flew up to see me and walked off and saw the Pillsbury Doughboy wearing a red Deftones jacket. That look L.O.B. gives me. Here's what the look is. Oh, man. Why did she choose red? I mean, straws. Hey, Kool-Aid. Hey, Kool-Aid. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. I think like Fat Albert wore a red sweater, too. So the comparisons there, I mean, just. She kissed you first, though. She did. Fred suspenders. Tortoise shell red, tortoise shell Sally, Jesse Raphael glasses. I'd be interested in what the dude deal is. Like what changes with a woman, but we'll, you know. The guys are in, but they got a this. I don't know. Boobs, Woods says. So if their boobs change? Yeah. No. That doesn't make any sense. Their boobs don't change. I like boobs, okay? Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. So for every cup size, they go down? They go up. I'm more in. No. Okay. It's someone you're already dating, though. Right. What could change? You're dating a girl. Okay. Touche. I love you. Touche. Woodsie. She can gain weight. Yeah. Okay.
But she has to compensate. See, that's what this study says. The study says women will date fat dudes, but with all the weight they gain, they've got to compensate with a salary. Okay, so let's turn it around. Who's more shallow? What if your wife gains 100 pounds? You're like, oh, great. Okay, but what could she compensate with? Nothing. Nothing. Good cooking. No. Tell her to stop cooking. She put on 100 pounds. No. There's nothing that they can, even if she's bringing 100 grand to the table, you're like, yeah, but you put on 100 pounds since I met you. What if? What's your problem? That's why more men initiate divorce than women. Hang on. What if a woman was insatiable, L.O.B.? In other words, right now, one of the biggest complaints in marriages is, I'm not getting any. You know? My wife's always got a headache. My wife doesn't want to. That kind of bit, right? Okay. So let's say that maybe that's the deal. So a woman can gain weight as long as she is frisky as all get-up. But what if he doesn't want to satiate her if she's looking the way that she is? That's the deal. Yeah. That's why men are pigs. Yeah, but I think that we... You better be a pig than a greedy gold digger. Stay in shape, everybody. I'm not a gold digger. No, you're not. And guys don't, you know... Are you saying that guys don't... There's nothing we can do. We get older.
They want younger. Nope. We gain weight. They want thinner. We... Not me. Not me. We have less sex with them. They want more. So they just... Well, yeah. No, not me. That makes sense. No, I definitely want more sex from you. Oh, God. I salute you. Not from you, but... Yeah, they can gain weight and they can get older. Just don't gain... This is from the guy with the wife who was a model, a doublment model. She was a model for a double mint gun. She's probably the same size now as she was in 1978. She is. Well, you know what? You work out together. Work out together. She's Perfectville. U.S. darn it. Effing A. She keeps me healthy. I keep her healthy. Guys, look. I keep her satisfied. Guys, look. I dated a double mint model. All right? We have sex 8, 9, 10, 12 times a day. All right? I can't get enough. She can't get enough. She can't get enough. Listen. She begs me. She's begging me. She's begging me. I just got a text that says, get your ass home. Yeah. I can't believe you got a meeting today. Dang it. What am I supposed to do? I got to wait two hours. Women do have it. Women get the raw deal, do we? We do, because there's not stuff that we can do to compensate for getting older, for getting whatever. Just be nice. You guys just get nicer cars. Yep, make more money. And then girls will be in. There's nothing we can do. If we get nice cars, we're considered a B. Dude, these days, if you're a guy, let's say...
Let's say I'm 36. Let's say I'm single now, all right? All I got to do on the weekend is go out. I buy a bottle at a club. I'm probably taking some girl home, okay? I mean, it's really different than it used to be. Damone got Stacy. Yeah, exactly. He wasn't the greatest looking guy at school. He had game. Yeah, he had game. Mm-hmm. On a scale of 1 to 10, L-O-B, 1 being the most hideous human being you've ever seen. Uh-huh. 10 being Brad Pitt, what am I? No, I'm not playing. I beg you. Nope. That's such a loaded question. Yeah. Right now, I can see it in her head. Then Woods wants to know. I want to know. Then Jay wants to know. Then Chris wants to know. And then you guys are going to be like, L.O.B. said I was a 7. A 7. She just told you. I didn't say who that was. That was me. I'm not playing. She's talking about me. Oh, I know. L.O.B. thinks.
I believe, let me try to pick. Whole package or just looks? I'm going to go looks. Okay, just looks. Can I do this? No. You don't have a choice. Okay. I believe L.O.B. thinks that it's either, and I'm going to include Chris. I think she thinks Chris is the cutest. Oh, yeah. I agree with that. I do. She gave me a six. Hang on. Let's not get too hasty here. Relax. Let's not get too hasty. I want to hear my fall. I believe second. Is Woodsy based on, based on, she drives him nuts, but the kid has something. Okay? You mean he drives me nuts? Yeah, we have both. He drives you nuts. Because you said I drive him nuts. Oh, no, that's not what I meant. He drives you nuts, but he's got something that is, you know, universally. I would say my wife would say the same thing. My wife would go Chris first because he looks like somebody from one of those Dracula Twilight movies. Yes.
And then after him, Woodsy. After Woodsy, Jay. After Jay, Garrett. After Garrett, Rick. After Rick, Kimo. Kimo. Where does Zero fall? Oh, Zero would be numero uno. Number one in the office. Best looking dude in the office, period. Yes. He's a sharp cat. There's other people in the office, too, that I've got my eye on. Oh. You don't have to name. Oh, I'm sorry. Julian, my favorite city in California. I don't have my eye on anybody. I've got, I only have eyes for my boyfriend that comes. Is that right? Do you? Yeah. I am glad that your pants are not catching on fire. Yeah, that's right. I'll get a text in about five seconds. No. Yeah, because we're on an eight second delay. I gave you guys that way. Not even Ciro. He's like a brother to me. Oh. Yeah, you are.
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Before I tell you this story. Because the point that is going to be made may upset you, but I don't know. We'll find out. Here's our number. 570-1949. You know, if you want to weigh in on this. Don't know if you've heard about it. The attack that happened at a McDonald's. It was last week. It was at a McDonald's. They caught it all on video. And it was a McDonald's employee that actually did the attack on a customer. Now, what happened was they got into an argument. And the woman, this was at a Greenwich Village McDonald's in New York City. The woman got upset about her order. She starts to verbally lash out at the guy that works there. But then she got violent and she slapped the cashier. Then she jumped over the counter and started to chase the guy. He grabbed a metal rod and proceeded to beat her with the metal rod. There's actually video. So, you know, he is going down. In fact, his coworkers actually were telling him to calm down.
She was trying to get up and he struck her twice. It's all filmed. And there you go. Now, if a court says that this guy gets life in prison, the court says this guy gets life in prison. My belief is that he should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. The guy that did the beating. Yes. The guy that did the beating. However, what I hope isn't missed by everyone is that there were two wrong things. The slapping was the first one and the going over the counter and going after the guy. Now, I don't really. Well, maybe I could call him hitting her, I guess, self-defense because she's coming after him. And she's back there. And we've seen her like.
I wouldn't mess with her. No. Yeah, she's very scrappy. She looks scrappy, dude. She looks like she could beat me in arm wrestling. Oh, yeah. And I want to know what people think. Now, Jay, did you post it on our... I did. Go to our fan page. It's facebook.com slash Mikey Show. I'm conflicted. I'm very conflicted about it because I'll tell you what. If somebody came in here and attacked L.O.B., you'd have to pull me off of the guy. I mean, you'd have to physically... You'd be like, dude, Woods, he's down. But what if he attacked you? Oh, well, I could try to fend for myself. What if there was a woman attacking you? I mean, that's the parallel there. I don't think I could... I mean, if she came after me, I don't know what I had to do. Well, you know, if some girl ran and attacked Mikey because she didn't like you, I'd pull her off you. I'd slam her into the wall. I know that. If the same woman slapped me, I'd run. I'm not kidding. Oh, that woman? Yeah. If that woman slapped me, I'd run. And if she jumped over the counter and started coming at me, I would grab a metal rod and hit her with it. Yeah, because she had a friend with her, too. Yes. You don't know if they're packing? Like, you don't know. I don't know. You don't know. And so I would defend myself because I don't know what's going on. I mean, now, check this out. And this is something that happens with police officers. We forget, like, the human... Oh, by the way, this guy's got a record. He's got a criminal record. Manslaughter. Yeah.
He's got a criminal record. Just got out of jail. Now, if I'm his attorney, I think I'd do a pretty good job of taking that out of the equation. Oh, for sure. If it's even admissible. Right. But if it is admissible, all I ask you to do is ask yourself the last fight that you were in. The last time you got into a fight, was your heart rate at about 72? No. You know, it's not. It's about a 172. It's about a 172 and you're scared and it's fight or flight. Yep. And I don't think, you know, because this is what I think you would have to convince a jury that this guy was attempting to murder her. And could you prove that he did it?
No way. Nope. There's no freaking way. But there's second degree, you know, there's different degrees of murder. There's attempted murder, but I don't think that's murder. I don't think that's attempted murder. Well, she's not dead, by the way. She's not dead, by the way. I don't think it's attempted. Very seriously injured. You know who doesn't get their butt kicked? Exactly. Yeah, I, you know, listen. I think it was excessive force that he used, but I think he was justified in doing that. And you could make the argument, I mean, it's going to be hard for his lawyer to completely... completely dismiss that fact because he was in prison for 10 years. That's a violent, violent place. The judge might say, though, that you can't put that in there. That you can't say it. I mean, it's better for him that they don't show a history or something like that. But it's part of the breeding of probably why. I mean, he got out in May. He probably was used to that, like, hey, it's either kill or be killed. That's true, dude. And if I'm the defense attorney, and here is my client, Mr. Johnson. Just trying to earn a living. And just trying to get his life on the right track. Right. And he's working. He's diligently working. And some crazy lady jumps over the counter. What is he supposed to do? Slaps him. Slaps him. And jumps over the counter. And what is he supposed to do? And charges him. And in prison, I'm sure you're used to. Someone starts to charge you. That's ten years of his last ten years of reality has been that sort of violent. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I think he may walk.
I don't think he can walk with that. That brutal of a... It's hard to watch. Because he over-attacked her, which is what is making such big news. Well, the fact that he attacked her and then the fact that it was an over-attack. The over-attack, I think, has to do with adrenaline. Do you send him back to prison? No. I don't either. Absolutely not. I don't either. I don't send him back to prison. I really don't. Neither do I. I don't let him keep working at my place, though, either. No, they fired him. 570-1949. If you want to see the video that we're talking about, because you can see this guy beating this woman with a, you know, what happened. And actually, they don't show, didn't they freeze frame it? Like, they stop it so that you don't get there? Or did you actually see him? She's behind the counter, so you can't really, you can see his motions. And then they show her father being interviewed. Yeah. And her father, you know, her father is, if you were to just hear her father speak, you would think that what you were listening to is somebody talk about a victim of a violent crime that was random. A hate crime or something. Yes. I had to load a different version of it, so it's just the actual whipping of the ass on the video. I mean, it's pretty brutal. Interesting way to...
M1 Surf Daddy from Solana Beach. What was the word of the day? Tactic. That is correct. Going to see City in Color at House of Blues, my friend. Hang on the line. You got it. All right, let's take some calls on this. I want to know what you're thinking. M1 Joe from San Diego. What do you think? Hey, good morning. Hey, let me ask you a question. What would you do if you were that guy behind the counter, first of all? I would do the same thing. Yeah, okay. The reasonable person would do the exact same thing he did. All right. And that's what they're going to convict them on. If a reasonable person would do the exact same thing that you did or he did defending himself and the person tried to get up, what would you do? I'd push him back down the ground. I'd beat him back down the ground because I don't know what they're doing. I can't see inside their head. I think you're right. So police officers are held to a different standard than the public citizens. You guys talk about, you know, what police officers and stuff work. They're trained. to limit the amount of force. But a private civilian, someone who hasn't been trained, they're not trained to do that. And they can't be expected to hold the same standard. And I think LOB makes a great point in saying this dude's been in prison, man. Ten years. It's sort of like muscle memory for this cat at this point. I mean, for this guy, it's like, hey, I'm not in the joint. I actually have a weapon now. Somebody's going to beat me up. He's coming after me, man.
Is it Tujo? Yes, Cujo. Cujo from San Diego. Yes. Go ahead. Pretty much both of them are guilty of a crime. One of them is a battery. The other one's an assault with a deadly weapon. Basically, he does have the right to defend himself, but once he takes it past just defending himself and continues to beat her, that's when he needs to stop and back off and realize there's nothing. He doesn't need to continue to take it that far. He becomes a dominant aggressor in the fight at that point versus her. She instigated the fight, but he continued the fight. Now, Cujo, if you were on a jury and an attorney suggested to you that he did it and he did it without sort of instinctually, would you buy that or would you toss it out? I mean, it doesn't matter what his instinct is. You can't just blame, well, she slapped me, so I'm just going to continue to beat her up. Well, she didn't just slap him. She came over that counter and started after him. Yeah. And, again, you know, if you're that guy, you don't know if she's got a weapon. Knife, gun, something. What you do know is that she's a pretty husky lady. Just slapped you and she came over the counter and she's coming at you. She ain't messing around. She ain't messing around. Yeah.
I haven't seen the video because I'm working. Oh, dude, when you get to work, check it out because Jay just posted it. And you can see it right now at Facebook.com slash Mikey Show, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W. M1 Orlando from San Carlos. How's it going? I haven't seen the video, but years ago, my wife's stepfather punched me in the back of the head. And we got into it. We both had boxing experience, and I beat him up really. Really, really bad. And when the cops got there, they didn't take me to jail, but they were going to arrest me. They told me that once you got control of the situation, they had him on the ground, I should have let up. Really? I can't buy that, dude. I just can't. Apparently that's the law. If somebody breaks into my house and I catch them and they're harming me and I'm defending myself, they would call me the overkill killer because I would make sure that dude was dead.
I'd pump 15 into them. It's different, though. And I think the difference is that one's an altercation and the other is a break-in. Yeah, that's a clear intent. That's trespassing. You're here to do. There's no other business for you here other than to do harm. To do harm. Absolutely. But I guess, yeah, in a fight, if I had somebody down, I'd probably let them. I probably wouldn't lean on them and beat them. Well, here's the deal. When I bought my pistol, you know, my brother, Mark, Mr. by the book. He said, and I think of my brother Mark a lot as a dad. And he said, you're getting this DVD. You know, you need to get this DVD, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's one of the best DVDs I've ever seen. And it's self-defense with a pistol. And it shows you how to hold that gun. It shows you what to say. It shows you what to do. It goes into detail about what you are to say when you call 911. Given particular states, what do you say when you call 911? What do you say particularly to fill out the police report? Goes into all of it. Because when you're defending yourself in that sort of a situation, you know, you're not just, you know, somebody's instantly like any of us, except for LOB. We're defending our families, you know, our wives, you know. And so the...
The idea is I'm putting the guy down. He's down. Yeah, he's going down. Down and out. And out. So the overkill thing. Yeah. Boy, that's hard to. I mean, have you ever seen Friday the 13th? That guy just keeps getting up. Exactly. It's true. You take him down, you put him out. That's true. Friday the 13th. Hey, what about Michael Myers? Yeah. Halloween. Yeah. You see what Jamie Lee Curtis did? She took a pair of stitch needles. Guy didn't even stop. Didn't even move. Didn't even stop. He just keeps coming. Just kept coming. Then there were some yard shares. Yep. It's hard because you watch the video and it almost seems like, not that he's delighting in it, but he's going past the protection point and more in the like, yeah. Yeah, I'm going to get you. Just adrenaline sort of still going. Being attacked, though. Being attacked. I've been attacked. Being attacked. You're scared, man. Especially by two people? Yeah, you're scared. And there's a couple people with her. Right, and like I said, his mentality after being in jail where he probably was attacked on a regular basis. For sure. For cornbread. Yeah, for cornbread. Or for soap dropped in the shower. He can even go, what he can do is he can even turn it back to gay sex if he wants to. Everything goes back to sex is what I'm saying. And boom, goes the dynamite. Everything. What Jay can do, sort of like if he were, okay.
Let's put it this way. Let's say that he were being interviewed by a reality show. And they said, do you have any special talents? He could say, yeah, well, yes. I have this unique ability to bring everything back to sex. And they would say, well, okay. But in particular, he says, well, I can actually even, I can bring it around to gay sex. I can bring it around to any kind. As long as it sucks. I have this ability. I can do it. I can do it. Mr. Isbell. Yeah. If I say to you the word fork. I would make love to it. Make love to the fork. Darn, he's good. Yeah, I'm good. What about mashed potatoes? I would go to this place that Woods used to work at, if you remember, called the Mashed Potato Club, which was a gay place. Do you remember that, Woods? Hey, Woodsy? Yeah. Excuse me. Yes. Do you remember that time that you lived in Chicago? Yeah, I do. And you used to work at a gay bar called the Mashed Potato Club? Not just a gay bar. It was gay friendly. Yep. And there were some gay men and women in there, and it was great, and they tipped me very well. You remember that, though. Of course I remember. Just a tip. Hey, Woods. Yes. Do you remember when you lived in Chicago? Yes, I do remember when I lived in Chicago. And you worked at this place called the Gay Mashed Potato Club. It was not the Gay Mashed Potato Club. Oh, sorry. It was just the Mashed Potato Club. They were famous for their mashed potatoes. They had a couple of hundred toppings. There was one called the Woods that had all the works on it. That's right. That was not all you could eat.
It was extra sweet, just like you, right? Sweet potato. Do you remember that? I do remember when I worked at the mashed potato club. I made a lot of money, met a lot of girls. Did you wear a shirt made out of pantyhose? And did you wear pantyhose made out of a shirt? Let your voice be heard on The Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949. 570-text them at 949mikey at gmail.com. More from the Mikey Show coming up on FM 94.9. For over 125 years, Mercedes-Benz has been pushing the limits of what is possible, unveiling groundbreaking innovations year in and year out. And this year is no exception. Introducing the all-new 2012 M-Class. Capable of monitoring blind spots, scanning the road for trouble ahead, and alerting you if it detects that you're drowsy, the all-new M-Class with a completely redesigned, more luxurious interior. is one of the most advanced SUVs on the road today. The M-Class is part of the 2012 Mercedes-Benz lineup, the youngest and freshest vehicles in the luxury car class. An SUV so refined, inside and out, you have to experience it to believe it. Lease the 2012 ML354 Matic for just $639 a month for 30 months with $4,934 due at signing.
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October is here, everyone. So that means that Halloween is right around the corner. And this year, you should start your Halloween weekend off right. Come join me, LOB, at the Skins Fearless 5K. This is going to be fun for the whole family. You can run, you can jog, you can walk, and you can have strollers and dogs. And of course, because it's Halloween, we're going to have a costume contest. It's going to be sponsored by the Haunted Hotel. So dress up early. You know you're going to be dressing up that night. Afterwards, we've got a free post-race breakfast. Perfect. Do you run? You want to feast on something? And after you give it all your guts and your glory and you run this 5K, you want to relive the race for all eternity. Well, guess what? Everyone that participates is going to get a finisher's medal and free race photos. This is being held Saturday, October 29th at Mission Bay. That's right. I said Saturday. Most races, most 5Ks out there on Sundays and then you got to rest up all weekend and you don't get to party. Well, this is Halloween weekend. We're going to party. Visit fearlessraces.com to register and get more information about this. That's fearlessraces.com. Whether it's an earthquake, wildfire, or other unforeseen event, emergencies can and do happen. Hi, this is Rick Hendricks, Director of Disaster Services with the American Red Cross. The Red Cross and SDG&E want you to know that being prepared for an emergency involves advanced preparation. Help us help you be prepared for a disaster. Storing food and supplies in your home is a great first step, but you should also have a written plan in place, a list of essential items for your family, and an evacuation route.
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and tow trucks were on the scene. This report brought to you by Account Temps, providing clients with cost-effective staffing solutions to their peak accounting and finance workload needs. Call or visit them at AccountTemps.com, an equal opportunity employer. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. Lauren. Pretty much every morning I think that somebody's going to jump out and kill me when I get into my car. And Jay. You know you're in trouble if you can't outrun your grandma. Yeah. This is The Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Play a game here on The Mikey Show. And the game is called Spanish Fly or Black Guy. And the way that it works, ladies and gentlemen, is as follows. Oh, yeah. That's the music I enjoy. I like hearing it. I write tortilla. That's right, man. Here's how this works. Woods is going to read some phrases to L.O.B. L.O.B., in case you didn't know, really finds black men attractive. And so what Woods does is he gives her phrases from movies. But some of them aren't real. Some of them are the Spanish fly.
So L.O.B. has to determine Spanish fly or black guy. Do we have a collar? No. We don't do that? No. Okay. Let's do it. Last time I played for a collar. We did. You're right. And if she can get four out of seven, then they win. All right, cool. 570-1949. Seven lines from black movies. Yeah, I'm really into them. Woods is into black movies. He's got an OBF. Yeah, my only black friend. And his OBF. Lent him a bag. Sack full. A sack full of really great black movies. A bag. And Woods just loved them. I love black people. Me too. I used to wear a Malcolm X hat. We're playing for a Ben 10 Galactic Racing for the Nintendo Wii based on the Ben 10 Cartoon Network series. Say that five times. I love black folk, man. I love black folk because I'm black. Identical Eric Truman. Yes. By the way. Woods wasn't kidding. When he was a 14-year-old skinny white kid in the suburb. Colleyville, Texas. Colleyville, Texas, suburban area. He wore a Malcolm X hat. Listened to Public Enemy religiously. That's all I listened to. I'd be loving me some black women. That's true, too. Okay, so let's see. On the line with us right now is M1 Mustache from San Diego. Hello, M1 Mustache. Hey, how are you? I'm doing good. L.O.B. is going to be playing for you.
And as long as she can get five, is it five out of seven ones? Is that what she said? He said four. Four out of seven. Okay, four out of seven. Typically the World Series, how that works. Yeah. Four out of seven. Okay, hang on the line. That was passive aggressive. Okay. No, no, it wasn't. No, no, no. No, no, it wasn't. Four out of seven. Here we go. All right. Spanish fly or black guy? You ready? Yes. Yep. Mama! Turn on the effing fan! That is a black guy. That is Spanish fly. Don't say it like that. That was not. Woods made that up. It is not. It's not in a movie. It's not in a movie. It's not in a movie. They was best friends when they was little. Black guy. Yep. Boys in the hood. Yeah. He's making me have the dork chills with that voice. With my voice? Something on your mind, homeboy? Oh, my God. Say it one more time. Something on your mind, homeboy? She just wanted you to say it. Black guy. Spanish fly. It's actually a line from Tombstone that I added homeboy to at the end. That's great. That is great. Something on your mind? I just want to let you know you're sitting in my chair. Here we go. Alright, what is she at? She's at one out of three. They look like they could still be in high school, yo. If there's grass on the field, play ball.
Spanish Fly. It's Black Guy. Come on! Wow. Really? What movie? That's from How High. Wow. That sounds like Wooderson from Days and Confused. Wow. Just because you pour syrup on something doesn't make it pancakes. Black Guy. Black Guy. Juiced. Good job, LV. That's hard. That's three. I don't know. Are you not keeping this question? Yeah, yeah. Totally. Oh, gosh. I totally am. Jay's just over there reading the internet. I make sure we're all on target. Katie Holmes. All right, ready? I ain't no idiot, man. Don't ever raise up on me like that, playoff. That's a black guy. That's Spanish. OB! She gets one more. You get one more. If she gets it right, does she win? Yeah, yeah. Perfect. We got about $200. I got about $200. That's a black guy. That's a black guy. Friday. There you go!
I think I got it. You got it. You got it. Let's see. This is M1 Mustache. Congratulations. L-O-B. Yeah. Once again, proving she knows her black guys. I lay in bed writing those lines and almost pee in my pants. I know. You must love it. I get the woods doing a black guy voice throws me off. Of course. That's the whole point. That's the point. Oh, man. Now, okay, what I'm about to talk about. has to do with adult nature. Not sexual, but it is adult nature. But it's making worldwide news right now because, well, they've been doing a lot of tests on it lately. What it is, is the cleanliness of your cell phone. The thing that they're finding the most on cell phones, unfortunately, is doo-doo. It is a true fact. B? What? L-O-B? I'm afraid.
It applies to almost everyone. Now, Anderson Cooper, I got to say, is a brave guy because he had Dr. Sanjay Gupta on his show, who is CNN's main medical correspondent. And he allowed Dr. Sanjay Gupta to swab his, Anderson Cooper's, cell phone. I also wanted to know about, like, my own items. So we had a bunch of stuff in my office, my home, sent to the lab. What did we find? Well, it was interesting. So you had, for instance, your glasses, your phone, your camera bag. And overall, it was interesting. Like, for example, on the phone, they found fecal strep again, something that we were talking about on your phone. Ew. My beloved cell phone? You know all the times that I've asked to borrow that? Right. No more. There's fecal strep on my cell phone. Yeah. There's fecal strep on your cell phone. Now, again, look, I maybe poop on my cell phone once in a while, but... Ew! What? The bottom line is, is that many people do not... Llamas... What's the sign say? Llamas... Lavas... Lavas... Lavas... It's the yellow sign. You gotta wash your hands. Yeah.
I do about 80% of the time. Why do you skip the other times? Because I'm busy. I'm trying to get back in here and do work. Numero uno, right? Yeah, numero uno. Problem is the door. Yes. Use a paper towel. Yeah. And then throw it. There's a garbage can right by the door so you can open it with a paper towel and throw the paper towel out. I think all bathroom doors should push out. Push out, yeah. It doesn't make any sense, the pull open. There used to be a song that was on television. When I was growing up, it was about hepatitis, and it was like a little kid's song for cleaning your hands. Is it called Get Hep to the Fact? No. Happy birthday to you. Hep is on the way. No. Hep. I need somebody's hep. Hep. The Beatles. Hep. Hep. I need somebody. Hep. Just not everybody. It went, wash your hands after going to the bathroom.
Wash your hands after cleaning babies, too. Because you don't want to get hepatitis. And you don't want hepatitis to get you. Who? You. You can't just make songs up. Isolate. I remember that growing up. I still remember it. Well, it worked. It's supposed to be how long you wash your hands for, right? Oh, gosh. We do the first thing. Happy birthday. Yeah, twice. That is ridiculous. Mikey and I do a fake hand wash. We do. Yeah. Wait, let me address that, though. I've heard this, that the length of time that it should take you to properly wash your hands, ladies and gentlemen, is singing happy birthday twice. If you wash your hands for the length of time. that it takes to sing happy birthday twice, you have an OCD issue, and you should run, not walk, to the shrink's office. Yeah. Run to the shrink's office. No way. I think they do it twice because most people would be like, oh, just once, happy birthday, do you, happy birthday, do you, happy birthday, do you, done. No way. Yeah. So maybe once the right way. Or twice fast. They don't say, they say sing happy birthday twice. That's stupid. Go.
happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Miguel happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Miguel. Happy birthday to you. OCD. Way too long. You're OCD. You're weird and there's something wrong. Just one time through. Just cereal killer. Jeffrey Dahmer didn't wash his hands. Two happy birthdays. That's weird and bizarre. Here's the five most unhealthy Halloween candies. Number one. Now I'm going to start from number five. It's the top five. Most unhealthy Halloween candies. Number five, Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins. Oh, those are so good. They're just so good. They're thick. They're creamy. So much peanut butter. They taste so good. They're so good. What is that peanut butter, too? Crack. Crack. I think there's crack in there. That peanut butter is such good peanut butter that they put. I love the pumpkins so much. I haven't had that. I've had the egg. I didn't know they made pumpkins. They do, and they are delicious. Reese's is good. The number four.
Most unhealthy Halloween candy. Mounds. Fun size mounds. So the small mounds. The small mounds. Terrible for you. They're dark chocolate. I love mounds. I love mounds. I didn't even know they still made mounds. It's the best. When's the last time you had one? A mounds? That was probably eight. Coconut, chocolate. You don't like coconut and chocolate? Oh, it's one of my favorites. Come on. Jamie always laughs at me too, my wife. And I'm like, these are the best candy. It's a guy thing. It's like the oatmeal cookies. I like the Almond Joy better though. It is like the oatmeal cookies. What's an almond? It's me punching you in the face. Almond. Donnie and Marie, right? Almond. Number three is the next couple are the fun size. The small size, okay? Fun size baby Ruth. I can imagine. Well, it's delicious. Delicious. I never liked it. It's got peanuts and nougat.
I'm over it. I don't think there's any nougat. I think there's nougat in there. It's the crispity, crunchity, peanut buttery. No, it's just like peanut butter brittle in it. No. Not a Baby Ruth. It's like caramel in there. It's nougat. It's caramel. I'm sorry. I'm thinking of a Butterfinger. It's caramel. I'm thinking of a Butterfinger. And that's the second one, L.O.B., Butterfinger. I don't like those. I love Butterfingers. I hate Baby Ruth. I like Baby Ruth. Peanut, caramel. And chocolate-flavored nougat covered in chocolate. Oh, yeah, sorry. Delish. Those are good. You don't like that, Woods? Uh-uh. Never liked them. It's 80 calories, 10 grams of sugar. 10 grams. Wow. And a tiny little thing. It's a lot of sugar. Nougat is weird, too. If you try to, like, squish it, you're like, what is this? Who's that dude that came up with that? It's Jim Nougat. Number one most unhealthy thing, unhealthy candy, will shock you. In fact, what do you think would be... pretty decent for you. Ain't gonna hurt you. Snickers. Skittles. Kit Kat. Skittles is a good guess. Starburst. Starburst is a good guess. Nerds. Nerds is probably really great. The answer is Twizzlers. Really? Licorice. Yeah. Wow. Who the heck would think that it'd be licorice? It's just licorice. Licorice. They don't have a lot of fat, but they're basically, they're made out of sugar. Yeah. I love Twizzlers. Ew. If you don't, now,
If you don't know how fat forms on your body, the way that it works is when you consume sugar, if your body doesn't burn it, it converts to fat. That's why sweets will get you. I love sweets. The only thing they're good for is making a straw out of. Yep. One Twizzler has 35 calories, 5 grams of sugar. Wow. But it is fun to bite the ends off and use it as a straw, like you said. It's fun. Whistle through it. Whistle through it. But those are the ones that will get you. Be careful. Okay. This next thing, I got to read this to you in Bear Grylls' voice. I don't know why. Let me get some kind of cool music on, too. Three years ago, 47-year-old Wesley Warren Jr. of Las Vegas was just a normal guy with normal genitalia. But then he developed something called scrotal elephantitis. His scrotum has become gigantic.
Like us in seriously gigantic it has run to 100 It hangs to the floor. Oh my god He carries he carries it in a milk crate Oh my god to support it when he sits. Oh He can't sit down to use the toilet because it's too painful He hasn't held a job since 2009 Surgery to correct this would cost one million dollars. What? I've seen pictures of it. You have? Of course you have. Yeah. How is it? It is horrible. Is he like a normal looking guy? He's overweight. He's overweight. But he's wearing like a track suit of some sort. And it travels in its own little bag. Oh my gosh. Well, it's a bag. He actually uses the milk crate to set it on when he sits down.
Here's what I don't understand, though, man. What I don't understand about it is that they say that this surgery would cost them a million bucks to do. And they say that it's 100 pounds, okay? Thing weighs 100 pounds. My thought is, when it got to half a pound, you know, maybe do something. I'd be in Tijuana right now. Yeah. I'm sorry. When it got to 12 ounces. Right. Four ounces. Four ounces. Like, oh, I got a little swelling here, Doc. How do you get to a hundred pound scrotum and you're like, I better see somebody about this. Was he so big that he couldn't see it? No, no. It's obvious. It's down to his feet. I'm going to vomit. That makes my grundle hurt real bad. They think that the way that it happened was that it twisted under his leg in the middle of the night a few years ago. It's the way they think it happened. Shut it. He's still not sure what he's going to do. He's not going to do much. Oh, my gosh. Maybe a pro athlete ponies up the million bucks. Makes it hard for the guy. 100 pounds? What is it? Fluid? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Just put it on the train tracks and let it go. Oh. How could it cost that much? Are you just going to let that go? I was just hoping to move past it. Put it on the train tracks. And just... Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. All aboard. Isolate. Isolate. Isolate.
That poor guy. I'm talking about Jay. Yeah, seriously. Wow. That's right. It's quite a load to be carrying around. In India, you can get a McVeggie. In Switzerland, you can get a McZuri, which is a patty made out of veal. What? What? What? What? What? Baby cow killer. Oh, because veal doesn't taste... Delicious? Never liked it. I wouldn't know. Me neither. Tried it once. No. True. One time. Oh, boy. One time. All right. In India, you can get a Subway paneer tikka sub. It's my favorite one. It's roasted. Get ready. It's roasted cottage cheese. They take cottage cheese. They marinate it in barbecue sauce. They roast it into slices.
And then they put it on a sandwich. I think I would eat that. There's no question you would. There is a 100% chance that you would. Especially if it was free. Oh, well, if it was free, it could be a McTurd. Yeah, that's true. KFC's Crushers in Germany. Crushers with a K. Germany, Australia, South Africa. They serve thick milkshakes called Crushers. They have flavors like mango, strawberry, Kit Kat. And they look really good. Why don't we have them? I would love to have a crusher. Isolate. McDonald's... McDonald's Berber Ayam McD in Malaysia serves a dish that just instantly makes Woods laugh. Serves a dish that features chicken strips, ginger, and shallots in a chicken broth porridge. That's weird. And then you can get the Burger King Trio Supremo in Brazil.
And what that is is a combo of onion rings, chicken nuggets, and fries smothered in cheese and bacon bits. Oh, my gosh. Do you know what they call the quarter pounder in Paris? What, Jules? They call it the Royale with cheese. Is that right? Yes. They don't know about, they don't, they wouldn't know what the F a quarter pounder is. They use the metric system over there. Over there. Yeah. So they call it Royale with cheese. Yep. Do you know that when you go to a movie in Amsterdam, you can get a beer? I'm not talking about no paper cup. I'm talking about a glass of beer. Okay. Foot massage. Based on that. Yeah, I'm the foot master. Got my technique down and everything. Don't be tickling or nothing. Go all day. Clowns. There's something on your mind. Homeboy? I do that to my wife. So much. Oh, yeah. Something on your mind? Something on your mind? I'll let you know you're sitting in my chair. Does she laugh the way the woods laugh? She ignores me. She doesn't react. You know what would be great if one day she looks at you and she goes, is that a fact?
Babe, if you're listening, please one day when I say it, will you please go, is that a fact? Is that a fact? And I'll walk up to you and I'll go, yeah. You sure do go healed for someone who don't... What? You sure do run your mouth a lot for somebody who don't go heels. I don't need to go heels to get over on a dub like you. Close enough. Is that close enough? Close enough. I don't need to go heels to get the bulge on a dub like you. Is that a fact? That's a fact. I'm real scared. I can see you're scared. I can see it in your eyes. Now listen, mister. I ain't going... Jerk that pistol and go to work, boy. That is the greatest scene ever. It really is. And all of you doesn't get it. You look at her and she's like... She's like so uncomfortable. Yeah, it's like, gosh, you guys skeeve me out. You guys just do the same scenes over and over. Didn't he say jerk that smoke wagon, though? Yeah. Jerk that smoke wagon and go to work. Now he says jerk that pistol. They used to skin that smoke wagon, too. Skin that smoke wagon. Says it, too. Okay. I said throw down, boy. Throw down, boy.
It's the greatest. It's the greatest. Tombstone. Feast. You will enjoy the next segment. Because the next segment, I'm going to tell you how to spot a liar. You already know. Oh, she knows. But this is real stuff. You want to know when your woman's lying to you? You want to know when your man's lying to you? You want to know when a human being is lying to you? This will help. You gotta have a screw loose to go in for that sort of thing. Call 5701. Or shoot him a text at 949mikey at gmail.com. I got the world by the tail. More of the Mikey Show coming up in minutes. Yeah, boy. On FM 94.9. Eight bands. Eight bands. Outdoors. San Diego Rocktoberfest returns to North Park in three days. Saturday at 30th and University. FM 94.9 presents Rocktoberfest supported by Beck's. Live music from Everest. Tomorrow.
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Eight secrets to spotting a liar. Number one, liars will distance themselves from the subject. Like, for example, how Bill Clinton said, I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Saying that woman was a way to distance himself. He didn't say her. He didn't say her. Or Monica. Or Monica. Didn't personalize her. He purposefully, psychologically. Said that woman. So technically he just wasn't lying, right? Well, I think that there's a psychology to the distance and the terminology of saying that woman. Number two, liars use qualifying language. They will say things like, to tell you the truth. Yep. Or, well, if I'm being honest, well, aren't you always being honest?
I mean, why are you qualifying it? Liars look you in the eye too much. They also don't fidget, and they freeze their upper body. Didn't know that. Liars offer up too many details. Oh, the detail bit. Yep. That would be all women then. Wow, that's all the time then. All women are liars. Yeah, but a man. Oh, wow. Oh, wow, they're all... Wow. All prostitutes and all liars. Yes, all women are prostitutes and liars. I'll admit it. I'm a misogynist. Yeah, I'm a misogynist. Jay, it's misogynist. Whatever. That's what I said. Number five, liars who are trying to avoid punishment are more likely to suggest strict punishments. For example, OJ's hunt for the real killer. You know what, man? If they find those guys that did it, those eight guys probably.
It must have been between five and eight or something. I was taking a lot of guys. I don't know. Then they should get life, man. Forever. I mean, throw away the key. Liars put barrier objects between themselves and the person questioning them. Even little barriers like picking up a pillow or putting a coffee mug on the table. They put something in between them. That's fascinating. Liars repeat questions before answering them. Where were you? Where was I? Where was I? Where was I? Stalling. Great question. Hey, if I'm being honest, I was at... Where was I? Okay, if I'm being honest, here's a million details. Number eight, liars point their feet towards an exit. Oh, wow.
She's not saying anything because she's soaking all of this in. Oh, yeah. She got it memorized. Oh, yeah. Already. Now. She probably knew it before. If you look, she wrote this article. I also saw a deal from the FBI that said when they're interrogating people that the eyes will shift to the bottom left. And that they'll watch people as they're being asked questions. And when they answer, yes, that their eyes will shift to the bottom left indicates an untruth. My wife's stepfather, he passed away. His name's Ray. He was a detective. the Dallas Police Department and has passed on a multitude of these to my lovely missus. Really? Oh, yes. She probably gets a lot of practice then. It's true. She's really honed her craft. This broad can spot a liar anywhere. I can't get away with the tiniest white lie. Oh, really? Why didn't your eyes just go down to the left? Oh, God, I didn't. I didn't mean to. Why are you holding a pillow? Why is there a coffee mug between us?
She knows all this stuff. L-O-B, too? Yeah. Listen, don't try it. Oh, it makes me sick to think about. She'll get you. Yeah. I don't need to look at any of those things. I can just tell. Has your compass ever been off? Maybe once or twice. One and a half times. There's something still, though. Even if he didn't really do anything technically wrong, there's still something that they shouldn't have been doing. Yes. So she'll get you on that. You're in trouble. You're in trouble. Yeah. A little poncho and lefty. You're obviously poncho. We got some good stuff coming up for you. I haven't even done recaps with this yet. I haven't been able to do that. I haven't even got to it. So we got to do that. And also, I want to tell you about one of the craziest women, one of the craziest exes ever. We'll tell you next. Hang on. Her favorite one. I think that people are going to like this. The Mikey Show. It's a good time. You know what I mean? Call 570-1949. Or text 949mikey at gmail.com. More of The Mikey Show coming up in minutes on FM 94.9. It's go time at your Toyota dealer. They're here now. The cars, trucks, and SUVs you really want. With great deals on every new Toyota.
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These stores want to stand for the best, and they know you can't be a first-rate store and sell second-rate cold cuts. So it's no surprise that the highest quality grocery stores and independent markets in America carry Boar's Head instead of the wannabes. What brand of cold cuts does your store sell? Boar's Head. Compromise elsewhere. Try a slice of Boar's Head premium deli meats and cheeses in select supermarkets, gourmet stores, and fine eateries. It can strike at any time, and you can't see, smell, or taste it. It's carbon monoxide, a gas that can poison you if fuel-burning appliances in your home malfunction. Furnaces, water heaters, gas grills, and generators are all potential sources. CO poisoning can happen anytime, anywhere, to anyone. But prevention is quick and easy. Install a Kitta carbon monoxide alarm. A new California law requires CO alarms in most homes. It's the only safe way to detect this invisible threat. Head to the Home Depot. where you'll find a Kitta CO alarm to meet your family's needs. Kitta has been helping to protect families for more than 90 years. Each Kitta CO alarm contains the world's most accurate CO sensing technology, and all models last seven years. That's two more years of protection, saving you time, money, and possibly a loved one. Protect your family today with a Kitta CO alarm from The Home Depot.
In music news, Cricket Wireless is making huge headlines with Move Music. It's the only smartphone plan that gives you nationwide talk, text, and data, plus unlimited music downloads, starting at only $55 a month with no contract. Thanks, Dave. Now the forecast for... Forecast? That's what apps are for. Not just weather, but Facebook, Google, Shazam, and thousands more. Plus, all your favorite songs sent right to your smartphone. Wow, much more exciting than the weather. So does this mean I'm out of a job? Well, you'll have plenty of time to start downloading music. That's no paying for every song, syncing, or annoying contracts. With Move Music, only at Cricut. Visit a Cricut store or mycricut.com today. So smart. So Cricket. Coverage now available everywhere. See store for details. Data usage is subject to Cricket's fair use policy. Terms and restrictions apply. Get the Samsung Vitality featuring Move Music for only $179.99 and get a personal Samsung speaker absolutely free for a limited time at participating locations. That's nationwide talk, text, and data. And unlimited music with no contract. All on your Android-powered device. Visit a Cricket store or mycricket.com. So smart, so Cricket. Hi there, this is L.O.B. here to talk to you about ovation cell therapy. Recently, one of my male friends, who will not be named,
was telling me how great Ovation is working for him. LOLB, this is great. I don't know what's going on. My hair's soft. I know. And don't forget that it's stronger. Yeah, yeah. And it's shiny. I know, Woods. I mean, person that will go unnamed. It's the advanced formula from Ovation, which is an even better product than the original cell therapy system from Ovation. Ovation worked for me. It worked for my unnamed friend who... despite any similarities, does not bear any resemblance to anyone that you might know or anyone that might also be on the Mikey show. And it's going to work for you. It's guaranteed. Or your money back. So go to OvationHair.com and get yourself the Ovation Cell Therapy System. And when you check out, put in FM949 and you're going to get a special introductory discount. So that's OvationHair.com. Enter FM949 at checkout and get your special introductory discount. If you're overwhelmed by debt and thinking about going to a credit counseling company for help, think again. Because the majority of those companies actually work for the credit card companies. And they make the credit card companies a lot of money.
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And I wore suspenders. Woods. Don't lie to me, dude. You lie to girls, okay? You don't lie to me. Lauren. Yellow means speed up. Yep. Yellow means hurry up and go. And Jay. So what if I like to surf every day? On FM 94.9. Wipeout's doing casting in San Diego. It. In. Woods and Jay were on Wipeout. Yeah, we were. One of us did really, really good. Yeah. One of you guys finished, I would say. Wait, wait, wait. You both had to do really good or you wouldn't have made it on. Right. That's true. Wouldn't have made it to where you'd got. I like to think that my personality had a lot to do with us even getting picked. Your personality totally did. That is true. My abs are what got us to the next fat. Yeah, right. My work, my sweat equity is what got us to, you know. What did you always say about fat people? You always say, hey, they have great personality. Well, the... Wow.
Where do you go from there? I don't know. They're casting season five. You want to do it again, Woods? At least my wiener isn't long and gray. That's where I go from there. Yeah, it's long. Are you talking about Woods? Are you talking about mine or his? Yeah, he's talking about you. Yes, he is. Okay, anyway. So this is what they're doing. On Saturday, on this coming Saturday, the 22nd, they're going to be doing casting at Seau's. I'll be out of town, or I'd totally go back. I can get us a special. I think I'll pass. You're not allowed, are you? You're not allowed to go on again. Yeah, they said last year, they said, hey, we'd love to have you guys back. They're going to do an all-stars thing, and obviously I'm no all-star at Wipeout. Jay is. I want him to go back on, so he'll win his money and shut the hell up. I don't know. He still won't. It won't be that he's winning 50. It'll be that he lost 75. Yes. Right.
Could have won twice, you dummy. I was going to take him in a damn hot air balloon around the world. I already paid for him. There's definitely people that are faster, for sure, so that kind of scares me. Doing that thing is scary. It's petrifying. I've been in private moments at home where I'm walking in the house, and the thought of Wipeout will hit my head, of Woods and Jay on Wipeout. And I don't think I've ever told you this, but I'll think in my head. I'll go, Doesn't Jay realize that Woods doesn't have a sense of direction? And when he was in that, when he was in that, what is it called? Iron Maiden. Iron Maiden. That he was all turned around and some people have a very difficult time. He was so close. The first time he made it through, he was just like a snap. He was through one little short step and it just ended it for him. I mean, yeah, I could see it shutting down in him. And the other thing is I'm deathly afraid of heights. Deathly afraid. And I had to go last on that shoot. And I listened to him go. The other guys go. And I'm sitting there. The adrenaline and the nervousness. God, I almost think. And I really believe this. If I had gone first, we would be $50,000 richer. And I really in my heart feel that if I had gone first, we would be $50,000 richer. I don't have.
I was so nervous. You got psyched. I was so psyched out. I love heights. I hate them. But that scared the hell out of me. It was freaking scary. So I had never seen a single episode of Wipeout. And I was like, the entire time, my jaw was just open. What? I had, and I also, because we've been up since three o'clock that morning. We did a full day, drove. I also drank the biggest glass of NO Explode that you have ever seen in your life. NO Explode? It's NO Explode. You're supposed to drink it right before you go to the gym. It's basically methamphetamine. You're supposed to drink it right before you go to the gym. And it just, it pumps you up. It keeps you going through your workout. And dude, I drank the biggest glass. So then I drink it, not knowing when we're going to go up there. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, oh God. And I'm just like. Speeding, basically. Right. And I'm sitting up there. They all go first, and my heart's beating out of my chest. I could hear it. I could hear it beating out of my chest. It was scary. We just had to lay our backs up there looking up at the ceiling. We both look at each other like, win or lose. This is the best. See, now, I'm naive, and I always think to myself, well, they wouldn't let me do this if I really get hurt.
People have gotten really hurt. People have died. While we were there, other people broke their legs. First couple to go broke their legs. We never saw them again. Oh, my gosh. As far as I know, they're not alive anymore. But it's fun, so you should totally go down and go to casting. I remember watching your episode and people falling off something and slamming their faces. I had never seen a full episode. Between while I was laughing hysterically, like doubled over laughing, I kept thinking, Someone's going to break their nose, knock out teeth. I mean, their faces were like slamming into the park. Does it hurt real bad? Yeah, man. Well, like on the first round, it's fun. Like, you're just getting killed. And you don't have to finish everything. The first round is really about, hey. Let's kick the crap out of them, get them all muddy, dirty, get them real tired. Get good footage. And get good footage. So they do. And we finished. And we were like, oh, my God, we sucked. Second highest time, Jay and Woods. We were like, yes. Then the second round was more skill, less endurance. And we got through that thing. We were first team to finish. So I was like, dude, we got this thing in the bag. Third round, you have to finish everything. Endurance. Endurance. And there's people. He's this couple.
was sitting up on this deal, and this girl was six feet from me. She had freaking rubber tires, and she was going, and throwing them at me as hard as she could. And they were hitting me in the face. I love that job. Yeah, that's a great job. Meanwhile, I'm spinning. And they've coded you in like Palmolive. Yeah, and Palmolive, all of you. And I'm spinning as fast as they can go. I'm like, oh my God, oh my God. It's a nightmare. My neck muscles, because I got caught right in the... front of the and my head did that and i had my whiplash for a whole week it's a freaking nightmare but i want to do looking back i'm like hey we did it and even though i you know it sucked for me still fun would you ever do the um the big hundred foot drop again with no like with no Nothing on the line. If they just said, hey, come out and do it and just have fun, I'd be like, all right, I'll do it for fun. Me too. With no pressure, I could do it. Especially if it was daytime. Yeah, and if I could climb. There weren't fog machines going. There weren't strobe lights in your eyes. What you don't realize, too, is in the final, during the wipeout zone, there was, what, 500 people watching? Yeah. Standing down there. All the kids, the producers, family, they're just down there. They're going, hey, watch this. Watch this. Wow. Oh, my God. That's pretty nerve-wracking. Scariest thing of my life.
Because I'll tell you what, that ride at California Adventure, is that what it's called? The Haunted Hotel? Oh, the one that drops? I've never done that one. The Haunted Hotel. You rode it with me. Didn't I almost poop my pants? Dude, but I loved it. We did it back to back. Yeah, we did it back to back. I'm going to email him and see if I can get back in. Do it. I bet you can. I hope to. Bet you can. I'm going to tell him I lost 250 pounds. Oh, wow. I'll just have a picture of him and I'll just drop it. Oh, gosh. Hillary, what do you have coming up? I'm moving. I love you. I'm going to play another song off this new Coldplay album. Milo Zyloto, it's called. I grabbed Faith No More, Foster the People, the new Switchfoot record, The Shins, and a great Desert Island Discs that I was super excited to find when I was going through them. That's coming up at noon. Meatloaf. Bad out of hell.
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