The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 10/26/10

1:57What we got is we got our girl Sienna back in here. Oh my goodness. It feels like the whole family is back together. Feels like a Swedish massage. Sienna is what it feels like. From a real Swede. From a Swede. Yeah. In Sweden. In Sweden. It does feel really good. I'm so glad to be back. It was weird. I came in, you know, I'm the first one here in the morning and I was like... Coming in the new studio for the first time, like, where's the lights? What's going on? Where do I put my bag? Where's everything? How do I plug in my computer? She was super early, too. You could tell she was excited. Didn't you say it was hard to sleep last night? Yeah, I hardly slept. It was like first day of school, you know? I'm like, ooh, what do I wear? Oh, everything feels normal now. I know. Oh, this is great. This is great. I feel at ease with Sienna here. I do, too. I'm glad. How do you think I'm feeling about now? Woods has the biggest load off his chest. He's sitting here like, oh, what does the kid do now? I'm done with sports. That took about five seconds. Yeah, just kicking and hanging out. Pretty awesome, right? Hanging out with my pals. It's great. Woods is just downing Tylenol cold medicine. Oh, yeah. Death. I feel like death. I know it.

3:12It's so good. It is. You can call us, 570-1949. A couple things to tell you right off the bat. The Incorporator's at 7.30 this morning. We're calling a toy store. If you've never heard it, it's hysterical. Woods is going to call, and he has to incorporate about eight different words into the conversation with the person that he calls. And we call a random place, a toy store out of state. I got to give you the word of the day. The word of the day today is crib. Something my baby has yet to sleep in. Yesterday I put lullaby on there for you, Sienna. Oh, I did. I heard that. I was like, let's have a baby theme. There you go. So, yeah, the word of the day is crib. Worth a good prize today. Sometime between now and 10, I'll say that. And it's worth a pair of tickets to FM 94.9's 8th anniversary bash and also a pair of tickets to see the gorillas on Thursday.

4:11In a couple of days. So very cool prize. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 40. Woods is 35. He's our sports guy. L.O.B. is our assistant producer and she is 29. Sienna is 25 and she is back and she is in the studio with us. Today's our first day back at work since having her little baby Sage. When was your last day on air? August 20th. Wow. I know it. I'm so used to you saying. Sienna's our news girl, but she's on maternity leave right now. I'm here. It's awesome, dude. She's awesome. She's back. Let's see. Jay is our producer. He is 47 years of age. And our phone screener today is Will. It's Will. It's Will. How old are you, Will? Hold up fingers. 23. He's 23 years of age. Youngster. That a boy. Good Lord. He's a young guy. Sienna, did you know what that song was that we played? Welcome Back. Do you know what that is from? No, but I've heard it. I knew it. I was thinking this morning, I go, you know, we're going to play that. She's going to be like, oh, that's really nice. No, I've heard it. Welcome Back, Cotter. That's right. She's the youngest. Way before your touch. I don't even know what that is. She's the youngest girl on our show. That's right. I love it. She's 25. I love it. So happy you're home. So many crazy things are happening in the news. I mean, today, it's good that Sienna is back today because today is...

5:33Such a heavy news day. So many things happening. The biggest story out there right now, and I remember originally reporting on this girl back in 2007 when she was on the Today Show. She was known as the Hiccup Girl. Well, 15-year-old Jennifer Mee has tried it all since she started hiccuping three weeks ago without success. Jennifer is here with her mom, Rachel Robido, and Dr. Roshini Raj, a gastroenterologist with the New York University Medical Center. Good morning to you all. I feel so bad for you, Jennifer. I know this started January 23rd, first period science class out of nowhere. Yeah. First, it's kind of funny. It's not funny, is it? Not no more, it's not. Not no more, really? Oh, well. What a crazy thing. And you do. You kind of pop back and forth between. wow, that's really funny and wow, that's really sad. Mostly it's really funny because our brains are arranged in such a way that sometimes when we hear something really sad, our reaction is to go, huh, which is something that they did in the movie they talked about in the movie No Country for Old Men. That when we hear something really sad, sometimes we go, huh. And I think it's our brain's natural reaction to...

6:52Soothe us. Yeah. To comfort us. But it is a weird thing. So this chick, she hiccuped. Wasn't it a bit? I remember that story. No. It wasn't a bit. No, she couldn't go to school. I mean, it was up to 50 hiccups per minute. Oh my God. I mean, how annoying is it having hiccups? You hiccup like four times a minute maybe? Yeah. How annoying is it having somebody else hiccup around you? A bunch. You're like, come on, dude. Go get some peanut butter. Do something. I'm trying. Do something. Peanut butter. Yeah, you have a spoon full of peanut butter. No, this is the cure. Never heard that? This is it right now. Upside down drinking. Upside down water. Thank you for demonstrating, Woods. Yeah, two seconds. Done. So here's this story is that Hiccup Girl is... Being accused of murder. Yes, first-degree murder. Now, she's 19 years old now, and she and two other guys, I'm assuming they were her friends, basically they lured this girl into a remote area of St. Petersburg, held her up at gunpoint, tried to rob her, and ended up shooting this 22-year-old girl named Shannon Griffith. She died. Now, all three of these people, Jennifer May, the hiccup girl, and these two other guys, have admitted that, yes, we did do this. So they're facing first-degree charges.

8:01For murder. Stupid. Murder. And what was the motive? Was she a random girl that they didn't know they were robbing her? I mean, there's not that many details out right now, but as far as I can tell, she's just a random girl that they tried to rob. So that is a huge story today because people know who she is. I don't know if she's still hiccuping a lot or not. I know. My cure for hiccups is that you say to someone when they're hiccuping, you go, I want you to tell me. You really have to think about this, but I want you to tell me the exact moment before you hiccup. And they'll be like, okay. And they're sitting there, and they're thinking about it, and they're thinking, because you can't, and they don't hiccup again. Really? Well, you can also ask them, say, what did you have for lunch yesterday? And start to ask them questions where they have to think. Uh-huh. That'll do it too? Yeah, you start to ask them what they have for lunch if they remember that. Oh, really? Then what did you have for breakfast? Yeah. Have you guys heard about the cold spoon against the temple? No. That was supposed to work, too. Our teacher would always say, well, let's hear it. And you go, okay, here. Nothing. You couldn't do it. That's rad. Yeah. Try it. I will. It works. They really don't know what causes hiccups. I mean, they know what hiccups are.

9:14But they don't know what causes it. Spasm of the diaphragm. Yeah, when I, because I'm kind of a slob and kind of lazy, I eat lunch a lot of times laying on the couch, laying back, and I'll eat a ham sandwich real fast, and then I'm like, for five minutes. Yeah, if I eat too much, I'll get them. Babies get, like, Sage has the hiccups constantly. Yeah. I feel so bad. I've always thought babies get them because they're growing. I don't know. I think it's because they eat fast without taking... breaths yeah so do I so does Woods yeah definitely once babies eat though they go away yeah they do yeah once they do that's what we all that's why the drinking thing works yeah uh okay so the other big deal um well more interesting than anything else Top 10 things stolen out of cars in San Diego. Yeah, this was all over the news yesterday. There's a lot of car theft. Have you ever had your car broken into? Yeah, earlier this year. I have so many times. I don't know what the deal is. But here's a list of the top 10 things. Any guesses on the number one? iPod. Nope. Laptop. iPod's number three. Laptop's number two. Phone. Nope. Wallet.

10:24GPS system. Oh, yeah. Yeah, GPS system's number one. Notice, GPS, laptop, iPod, MP3 player. Those are the top three. Wallet's not number one. Credit card's not number one. Those are later on the list. But purses, wallets, cameras, cell phones, hand tools, sunglasses, and CDs. Yeah. I leave my wallet in my car a lot. Why would you just say that on the air? Because I don't care. You're like, my license plate number is. I tell you, I welcome intruders. You do. You leave a lot of stuff. Yeah, I do. I'll leave a lot of stuff in there. TomTomGirl, does it freak you out that you're the number one most stolen things out of cars? I'm constantly being violated, Mikey. Yeah. At first I was scared. Now I'm just flattered. Yeah, because Woods leaves you in there all the time, but he brought you in today. He's completely forgotten about me, Mikey. What's up with that, Woods? I don't really need her anymore. I kind of know where I'm going. Now you know where you're going. I go three places. A kid knows his way around San Diego. Yeah, he does. He really does. I do. This is scary for me. No, it isn't. It isn't scary for me, I'll be honest. There's a cholera outbreak in Haiti. I'm going to Haiti.

11:37Go ahead, Sienna. What do we know? Well, it is getting worse and worse, this cholera outbreak. It's already left 250 people dead, and more than 3,000 are sick with it right now. Yeah, it's a lot of people. So bad, in fact, that Sean Penn is talking about it. Let's hear Sean. It's bad. The latest numbers, I think, are about 3,015 people infected, over 200 dead. I think five in Port-au-Prince. And those are just the official numbers. And what we know about at this point is it's affecting a very regional area, in particular the epicenter of it. But it's spreading very fast. So here's the deal. I fly into Port-au-Prince, and then we're supposed to move on to Port-au-Pay, which is a really small rural town. There is no airport. You land on a street, a dirt street. Hopefully they have port-a-potties. Port-a-potties, right? And Port-a-Pay? I'd like a port-a-potty in Port-a-Pay. But here's the deal. So they say that they really don't want this to get to Port-a-Pay because that's where most people are. That's a big city in Haiti. Yeah. And it's where most of the people are that were there for the earthquake relief. So all the people that were affected in the earthquake, that's where they're at. But here's the deal with the cholera.

12:58Cholera comes from drinking disgusting water that's got bacteria that gives you the poops. That's what cholera is. And the people are getting dehydrated. It's easily treated. What you treat it with is antibiotics. Problem is they don't have antibiotics. And so we're not drinking that water. We're drinking bottled water. And so it should be all right. But, you know, anyway. I was talking to the people from outside the bowl. Yeah. And they said that they were trying to. figure out a filtration system for the water. Yeah. And that water cannot be filtered enough to make it drinkable. That's insane. That is. Wow. Because it's from a stream, a source, I guess. Yeah. Mike, I'm really proud of you. You're Mr. Germaphobe. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. Someone coughed. I'm going to be sick. Well, see, I really believe in the concept of how you get sick. But it's not, that's the thing. It's not viral. It's just bacterial. So you can't get it from, if somebody else has it. You could. So what if you make out with a Haitian woman? No, no, no. I asked yesterday. I asked yesterday. Even making out with a Haitian woman wouldn't give it to you. I asked yesterday when I went to the travel clinic. What they said is if somebody goes to the bathroom, okay, and they have it on their hands, and they are touching stuff that you can come in contact with, that's how you would get it. Same concept as all.

14:16Keep your hands clean. Be careful, dude, because talking to those people here that were here last week, they said, you know, there are puddles on the street that aren't from rain. Yeah. OK, like it's not. Now, if I bend down and I start lapping from that puddle, I'm in grave danger. Well, that or something splashes on you. I mean, just be careful. Well, you can get it on your shoes and then take your shoes off. Yeah, dude. There's a million ways. Just be uber careful. Just be careful. Wear some gloves. Wear a SARS mask. Don't say Uber like I just did. Don't say Uber. Ever. If you go to Haiti, the last thing you want to do is say Uber. Anything. Yeah. I'll be like, Uber? Uber. I don't understand. What is this Uber? In my country. Also, don't do... What the Queens of Leon did. Don't just go out there and open your mouth. And wait for pigeons to poop. Yeah, and wait for pigeons to poop. They made up that concert, by the way, just so everyone can feast on that. They went back and made up the concert. What? Finally. Good guys. What good, good-hearted guys. They probably heard us roasting them. They probably did. On our show. Did you get all your shots yesterday, Mikey? Yes. You know what I got shot up for? What? Diphtheria. Tetanus. Call that the dip-tet. Yeah. Yep. Diphtheria. Tetanus.

15:24Whooping cough. Whoop. Hepatitis A. Typhoid. Not thyroid. Not thyroid. Typhoid. These are all separate shots? No. They tie a couple of them in. I was going to say, what if I just went over and punched you in the arm? Did you get it in your butt or your arm? Ow. Right in your Asian symbol. He has a bunch of the little tiny baby band-aids on. That's what they put. You don't like shots. I hate them. Do you like them better in your arm or in your butt? Arm. I like them in the butt better. You do? Somebody made that clip. Yeah, I like the shots in the bottom a little bit better. Why? Because my arms are so skinny. I have a fat butt. I don't like that. I can do it. The doctor asks you if you want it in your butt? No, but I just prefer them in the bottom. If you have to get one. Really? I wanted him to say it again. That was great. Yeah. I hate them. Your arm gets sore and I hate it. And I have to take pills so I don't get malaria, which you get if a female mosquito bites you. Oh my gosh. You know the female ones because they're putting their makeup on while they're driving. They smell really good.

16:41They're just asking questions real good about the male mosquitoes. That's right. Where you been? How many guys did you sting today? What'd you have for lunch? What'd you eat for lunch? Where'd you go? Who'd you go with? Really? Yeah. That seems weird because I would have thought that as a mosquito you would have been home 20 minutes ago. Did you get held up in traffic? Yeah. Is there heavy traffic out there today? Where you been? Spreading malaria real good. Are you sleeping with other mosquitoes? I didn't do anything. I swear, I landed on some Mexican guy from San Diego. Did you? Really? There's a Mexican from San Diego here? I'm supposed to believe that? Yeah, he's all sleeved up. Why do you smell like a gnat? Yeah. You smell like a gnat. Tasted of enchiladas. Yes. It smelled like burritos. Ella B., by the way, I will somewhat throw under the bus because she said that she's itching a little bit less. I am. Although I just itched right before you said that. Why, LLV? Why are you itching less? I switched my lotion. By switch, I mean I just stopped using it. Wait, I've heard little bits of this. Now, you have been itching and you don't know why. So bad, Santa. And you've gone to the doctor. And they don't know what's wrong with giving you a prescription. They were just scratching their heads and they were like, huh.

17:51Well, try this. And they just wrote something out. I'm like, I'm not trying that. She's not going to just try it if they can't officially diagnose her. If you can't figure out what it is, I'm not going to take steroid cream. So it may be a lotion that you've been using? Could be a crackhead. That could be the case too. I just decided to start eliminating things one by one. She likes the fellas black. Oh, and a scratchy comes along. She must ditch it. And even if there's nothing wrong, she must ditch it. Oh, and she's eating egg too young. She chucks it. Now itch it. L-O-B. Scratch it up. Mental case. Go for it. Crack head. Get it infected. If you have to, just ditch it. Itch it good. Genius. Mental case. Oh, I am a mental case. If you're eating egg for young, you chopstick it. You chopstick it. That's right. Well, L.O.B., hopefully your itching goes away. Could it be? Because I had allergies and everything in my T-zone was really itchy. The eyes and nose, the whole nine yards. Could be a crackhead. Could your skin then itch from allergies too? No.

19:22Not like you were itching. All right. You were itching like there was something. Crabs. Yeah, well, she was itching your body. Like I had eczema. Yeah, you were itching like you had eczema. Bed bugs, maybe. Yes. That with no bumps. Don't say that. There's a new article I was just reading in GQ about bed bugs is the new STD that they're saying that's freaking people out so bad. I know. They're asking people, like, if you meet a guy at a bar, they're like, Do you have bed bugs? Because if you have bed bugs, I'm not coming home with you. Yeah. Herbie's is fine. There's no bed bugs. It was actually a story on CNN. Stacey Handwerker is always on the lookout for a good night. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. You can't just make up for stories, Mikey. That poor girl's left. He was hand worker. We all looked at each other like, am I the inappropriate one? Stacey Finger Diddler. But for Stacey and millions of other singles in New York looking for love, there's a new fear to add to romance anxieties. I was dating a guy.

20:44And he asked me, he said, do you have bedbugs in your apartment? Because if you do, you won't be seeing me. I love you, but I miss you. Love now means never having to itch. I know somebody that broke up. Why? Because they were scared to death of bugs. And they broke up? She wouldn't date him because he had bedbugs and she freaked out. Bedbugs are definitely a very creepy aspect to dating at this point. Relationship coach Donna Barnes. Coach. Stacey Hand Worker. I mean, you can't even ask for anything better. That might be my favorite last name. Jennifer Feather Tickler. You think that girl got any made fun of stuff in high school at all? Hey, Hand Worker. Get over here. Why don't you work this with your hands? You saw one client who admitted having bed bugs. She was horrified. I think if that's the case, then you're better off to not date for a little while and to clean out the problem. For sure. Just be a hand worker. Don't date for a while. You're fine. Nighty night. I'm out of here. Tell this bedbugs bite. Before you then go out. So I guess bedbugs are now giving a new meaning when a woman might say to a man, you're really starting to bug me. Really, Dad? Dad? Really, Dad? Come on.

22:09Well delivered. Yes. The prospect of bedbugs is even scarier. You know who's hysterical? 64-year-old journalist. Yeah. Just a laugh a minute. The girl in there with him is like. Good one. Sexually transmitted disease. Well, a condom can't protect you from bedbugs. That, I think, is for sure. Who is worried more, though, when you get under the sheets? Men and women are different because a woman would care if a guy had bedbugs, but a man, if he met a hot girl, probably wouldn't care if she had bedbugs. Care less. I'll take my chances. That should be this year's hottest Halloween costume. A bedbug? Disgusting. Or a person with pajamas on that just have little bugs all over them. That is a good idea. There you go, Lauren. You know, when you think of back in the years and all the things that personified 2010. Bad bugs will be one of them. Stacey Handwerker will be another one. Stacey Handwerker. Stink bugs on the East Coast as well. That's a big thing right now. I was on the phone with my mom. She's like, I gotta go. There's a stink bug. They're invading. They're infested. The East Coast is infested with stink bugs. Yeah, and you can't squish them. You gotta very gingerly scoop them up and get them out of the house. Do we know why? Because if you kill them? No, no, no. Do we know why they're such a problem? My grandfather... Oh, no. My grandfather said it was...

23:32Everyone, like, traveling from other countries bringing them in. I don't know. Maybe. I don't know if that was true or not. That's supposed to be the deal with bed bugs, by the way. Bed bugs were supposed to have been brought to New York City. It's the truth. I know. I didn't know if it was a dream. It's always a grandfather thing, though. Of course it is. It was the Japs that brought them here. You know? That's the reason we got these stink bugs. The Japs brought them. You're like, Grandpa. You can't say that. You can't say that. Let's see here. Wait till I tell you, by the way, how many, well, Woods is going to tell you how many turnovers the Chargers have had this season so far. Give you a hint, it's one more than they had all of last season already at this point. Also, how is it that a player in the World Series this year is going to get a ring, whether his team wins or loses? Woods will tell you on Woods on Sports, and we also have the most popular kids' Halloween costumes. And we need to talk about Halloween and dressing up and all that. Yes, we do. We do. It's all coming up. It's a Mikey show. Yeah, it is. Woodsy's going to give you how many turnovers the Chargers have had so far this season. It's already one more than they had all of last season, too. Awesome. Yeah, I know. Looking good. He's also going to be telling you about how a player in the World Series this year is able to get a ring whether or not the team wins or loses, which is a pretty interesting thing, so he'll do that. Incorporator at 7.30.

25:38So get ready to call in with some words for that. I'm going to do Garrett today. Our program director. I'm going to do Garrett calling a toy store. Garrett. And I texted him yesterday and told him I was going to be doing that. He goes, you're killing me on text. And I want him to call in. It will kill me if he doesn't like it. He loves it. He loves it. He does. But we need our listeners to hear a side-by-side comparison. Yeah. I just don't want him to really be upset because I love him and I don't want to. I love him too and he knows that, like we do, all the other jocks will make us do Garrett voice. Yeah. And he loves it. The thing that's funny about it is he has said, he's gone, I don't really sound like that, do I? And the thing is, is that he goes, it's not that he, what it is, is just like any. Imitation, it's an exaggeration. Of course it is. Of course it is. When you guys get an email from Garrett, do you hear his voice? Yes, sure. It's the only person whose voice I can actually hear when I read. It's a 8 o'clock album. Check out this video on Jimmy Fallon. That's every time I see you when I do that. I know it.

26:44But I love him, and I hope he knows. He knows. Imitation is the sincerest form of flatter. That's right. There we go. Thank you. We'll keep telling ourselves that. Word of the day is crib, by the way, so when you hear me say that between now and ten, call our nine. We'll get a pair of tickets to go see the Gorillas on Thursday, and also a pair of tickets to our eighth anniversary bash. So there that is. Most popular kids' Halloween costumes, Sienna. Well, we have a few on this list. Iron Man. Yeah, number 15. Really? Gabba Gabba. No. Really? Keisha. It's a lot of... Keisha? It's pretty serious. Keisha. How many times do I have to tell you, Jay? Keisha. Oh, Lady Gaga. Liza Minnelli. Mikey Cyrus. Tom Brokhoff. Oh, my God. No, it's all the really typical ones. Princess, witch, Spider-Man, pirate. Pirate is always a big one every year. Are you serious? Oh, my God. Easy there, Grandpa. What else? The vampire, of course. Of course. Pumpkin. How cute is a baby pumpkin? Pretty cute. What are your bubs going as?

28:05Jake is a Yo Gabba Gabba guy. Nice. And one of the twins is a lion. Ryan. Ryan's the lion. Of course. Ryan's the lion. Luke is Dennis Hopper from Easy Rider. Full motorcycle and everything. He's Mark Wahlberg's character from Boogie Nights. He's Dirk Diggler. He's Dirk Diggler. No, Lukey is a monkey. He's so cute. He's a monkey. It's pretty fun. I can't wait to see pictures. You think he may call in the Monday after Halloween about that? Yes. Yeah, he probably will. Gosh. So, do we miss any? There's, you know, Star Wars, Tinkerbell, an athlete, a ghost, the typical ones. Can we talk about Halloween now? Please. Woods is kind of grumpy with me. Yes. And L.O.B. And L.O.B. Yeah. Really? Now. Let's discuss this like adult people, okay? Okay. Too late. Okay, but we can still discuss. We'll be the adults. You guys can be the wet blankets. How about that? Is that a good bit? This is the first I'm hearing. I don't know who's on whose side. Let me explain. Okay, okay. Okay, so Woods and Jay led this charge, okay? And hang on a minute. Jay's already saying no. Who led the charge? You guys brought it up that you wanted to do. Everyone's going to dress up on Friday. And when we came in.

29:30Everyone agreed. I will agree that everyone agreed. I will agree that everyone agreed. However, it was not L.O.B. and Mai's decision. What I will tell you is L.O.B. and I were guilted. No. You know what, Mike? I have to come clean. I have to come clean. What? It was. I was like, we should dress up. Everyone needs to dress up. And we should have listeners dress up as us. Okay. Which I've... That's redacted. That would be funny. That's redacted. She's redacted it. All I know is that as it was all happening around me, I just sat quietly and I was like, because everybody was in Sienna. Everybody, you know, Woods and Jay instantly were like, what a great idea. And I was like. Well, like September 5th. Please let it go away. Please let it go away. Yeah, it sounded great until it's week of and you don't have a costume. I have no costume. I always end up looking either like really like ghetto, like. really thrown together costume that I made myself that doesn't look like what I was going for. Yeah. Or I look like a grown up little girl. I was Tinkerbell one year. All the way up. It's like, you know, Halloween for girls is like sluts eve anyway. But I'm past that age. They can dress up. No, you're not. And look like a hooah. Let me just explain what it's like to shop for a Halloween costume when your pant size is $64. Shut up. Okay.

30:52You know, Woods can go to a costume shop. He can go to a costume shop. And what they do is they make costumes for adult men. And Woods will try it on and he'll be like, yeah, I like this. I have to go to like a toddler store. No, I'll tell you what. I've got the solution. Yesterday, when I was driving home with my wife, she goes, dear, I know you don't feel good, but we have to get your wig and your glasses. I was like, fine. There's a... Huge Halloween store right by our house. I know. I'm sick. I'll go with you today and find you something. I don't know. I want to see Mikey's shop at the Husky Toddler store. Husky Toddler Halloween. No, I need to go. Okay, write this down so we don't forget to make a fake commercial called... Husky House of Halloween. Not a big and taller, but a big and toddler. Big and toddler. And I'll be like, hi, I'm Mikey. Are you chubby, but want to wear a Halloween costume and nothing fits? I'll go with you. Does that make you feel better? A little bit? Yeah. We'll go together. What am I going to do, Woods? Dude, there are so many costumes. They have Pauly D from the Jersey Shore.

32:02That's hysterical. Like a full suit with muscles and everything. You can do a makeshift costume. Oh, boy. Welcome back, Sienna. Thank you, Captain Buzzkill. I have not missed you. I haven't missed you guys either because I don't like your guys' show. Do you like Sienna, though? I know you guys think that just because Sienna's back, things will change. They won't. Let me tell you something. I'm still here. I'm still leading the charge. Do you want King Phoenix? Yeah. I still have four people that want you off the air desperately. I know. Four people. That will turn into eight, which will turn into 16. Did you meet them on the internet? Oh, is that an internet joke about me because I'm on computers? Everybody's on computers these days. I'm just wondering, because there was a couple people that used to post on our wall. There was like three or four of them.

33:01You know what? It was the same three or four people. You know what? Some people like to hide behind their computers and talk smack real good. Yeah, why don't you tell us what that's like? I will tell you what it's like. Because you probably do it. I don't do it. You see my face, right? I don't hide. And it says Steve Woods. Mine says Captain Buzz. I don't have a little made-up name with a fake picture. Yeah. Your name's Walter Schneck or something. What is it? Walter Schneck. But your computer name is Captain Buskill, so. Right, because, you know what? Oh, wow, he's back. You know what? What? I just think it's so rude words to perpetuate that Mikey can't fit into a costume. I didn't. You didn't say. I said I'd go with him. No. Mikey's the one that said that. And Mikey said it. Mikey said what? He said, it's easy for woods to shop. What if your waist size is whatever, whatever, you can't find anything? Oh, Mikey said it? Yeah, Mikey said it. Maybe get your facts straight. Don't you go there, Buzzkill. What's that have to do with being Christian? Don't you go there. It's so nice if you perpetuate that. I'll have you know I'm overweight and I don't have a problem getting a costume. What are you going to be, Grimace?

34:30No, I'm not going to be Grimace. Jabba, the Hutt. I got him real good. Apparently he does not like that. He likes Princess Leia, so it wasn't that far off. That's true. He's a clown. Let's see. What have I not... What was it? Oh, so, okay, let's finish this. Yeah, let's finish. You're dressing up. I'll go with you, help you get a costume. Does that mean I have to? Yes. Are you going to? I wasn't planning on it. He's going to wear like cat ears or something. Then why don't we stand our ground? No, no. There's no standing your ground. Because then I'm going to feel like a big bah humbug. Yeah. We're family. Woods just gave you that look. We freaking run. We're on a morning show. Does he have to? Yes. I will. I don't want to do a full on thing. I'll do like a semi. Yes. Maybe just a bikini top. Oh, really? I just had a baby. We don't need that right now.

35:29I was throwing that out. I don't know. Woods is like, you should dress like Maki. A semi. If we're accountants and then we work at H&R Block, fine. I get it. We're a goofy, wacky morning show. We need to dress up. Don't be clowns. Fine. We should be clowns. Hey, I hate Halloween. I hate it. I'm dressing up. I think we should dress up. Yes. We should. Ladies, just remember, less is more. Why don't you embrace it? Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. Fine. Dress up as Captain Buzzkill. There you go. 100%. You could put like a little bumblebee tail on you, Buzz. Yeah. Captain Buzzkill. With a cape. With a gun. CBK. Rerun. Yes! You don't need to dress up. Yes, yes, yes. Just wear what you normally wear. Oh my God, please dress like Rerun. Please be Rerun. I'll tell you guys this. I will dress as... anything you guys want as long as I don't have to sew my pants to fit. Rerun. Rebecca. Because she's got plenty of time to sit there and latch hook me some sort of pants. Rerun. Rerun. Dude. You just get suspenders, right? And a bray. And a colored t-shirt. Oh, you can do that easily. And then just do your dance moves.

36:49All right, fine, Woods. Go get me the stuff. I'm not getting it for you. What are you, six years old? I'll go with you. What are you going to be? I'm Elvis. Did you go get the outfit? No, one of our M1s made it for me. Oh, really? So you had somebody come down here and measure you out and then make it? Yeah. Somebody wants to come down and measure me out for rerun, I'm all... Don't be a Sally. I went and got the glasses and the wig yesterday. Woods, when I first brought up Halloween like a month ago... I was out. You were like... The kid doesn't do Halloween. Yeah, now I'm doing it because I realize, you know what, this is what we do for a living. I don't want to. You're doing it. Come as tattooed. Yeah, you could be tattooed. Just an all-white suit. Yeah, I'll just run out to House of All-White Suits today. It's a beating, man. Yeah, it's a beating. Tracking all this stuff down. It's a beating. Fine, go with me to House of Halloween today. I'll go with you today. We'll figure it out. You can hold hands. Yeah, even though I'm sick, I'll go with you. Great. Hold your hand. Hold your little dainty hand. Not wearing one of those. I wish I knew how to quit you. Speaking of. Speaking of, before we get to sports, I have seven myths about colds and flu, which Woods has. Great. Here's one of them. You'll get sick if you go out in the cold with wet hair. My mother still believes this. Yeah, all parents do. It says that that's true. Exposure to viruses not skipping the blow dryer causes cold and flu. Scientists have studied this really well.

38:18They've put cold viruses in the noses of two groups of people. One group was then exposed to cold and wet conditions, and people who were chilled were no more likely to get sick than those who weren't. Being outdoors can make your nose run. Cold weather dilates blood vessels, but it doesn't make you more susceptible to viruses. Oh, okay. It says truth. All that means is here's the truth about it. Got it. So it's debunked. Yeah, it's debunked. You don't get sick because you go out with cold, wet hair. You don't. I think you do. I agree. That's garbage. No, I agree. Have you heard that you're supposed to feed a cold and starve a fever? Have you heard that? Yes. Yeah. It's only half true. When you're congested, really good food for you is going to fortify your immune system. It's just like taking vitamins. Yeah. But when you're feverish, your metabolism, it's all revved up. So you need more energy, not fewer calories. So there you go. It's half true. It's not that true. Avoid dairy when you have a cold. Have you ever heard that? Yeah, because of the mucus. No medical basis to skip dairy when you're sick. I wanted cereal last night and was like, I can't really have milk, man. I'll be all mucusy and gross. So I skipped it. Well, research has shown that that's actually like a placebo effect. But I know that my throat will be a little bit like froggy if I have dairy in the morning.

39:47It says that people, though L.O.B., who knew they were drinking cow's milk, reported more nasal symptoms than those who had soy milk. But you guys have heard my voice. I'll be like, oh, excuse me. Don't you drink almond milk, though? What's that? Don't you drink, like, soy and almond milk? But when I have the half and half, it's cow's. You don't feel like death? Want to know another one? Have you guys heard that you lose most of your body heat through your head? Yeah. Yes, wear a cap. Well. It says it's wise to keep your head covered with a hat. Technically, you don't lose more body heat through your head. About 10% is proportional to your body surface. Yeah, I wore a kerchief last night. You did? Yeah. Kerchief. Handkerchief? Mm-hmm. Kerchief over my head. No, I'm just kidding. I'm very confused. Me too. Here's the big one. You ready? Yeah. What about chicken soup? Delicious. Had it for dinner. Have we all heard that chicken soup... is good for you when you got a cold or a flu. It sure is. If you spice it up, I think. Uh-huh. Now, here's what they say. Researchers from the University of Nebraska Medical Center found. They know their stuff. Yeah, they do. That chicken soup prepared with lots of veggies does, in fact, mitigate some of the inflammation. Yeah. Responsible for cold symptoms. I had chicken noodle. I had the noodles just for.

41:19Just for a bonus for you. Just for fun. Yeah. Mm-hmm. You have to get rid of inflammation when you have a cold. Man, Woods is just, he is revved up cold, man. I'm high as a kite. What is that? Tylenol, cold, multi-symptom. Cold burst. It's delicious. That doesn't put you to sleep? Kind of. Well, that one, he didn't get the daytime. Oh, my gosh. You drank the one, the regular? It's delicious. Let's fall asleep. It's nighttime, Woods. It's all right. I see it. I didn't want to be sick. No, I do not. It's delicious. We're really trying, though. I know. Sienna. I brought my hand gel. I've put it on about 30 times already. I'm trying. Rest, don't exercise when you have a cold or flu. Is that true? Yes. I tell myself that. Is it true? They say, and I guess this is they.com or whatever, but they say that you do need to rest, but a little exercise might actually help you to feel better. I like to get in the surf. See, I was feeling bad, and I went and played ball on Sunday and exercised and felt worse. I feel worse now. Really? Yep. Well, listen to this. So that's debunked. Study from Ball State University. What they did was they got volunteers with severe colds. They divide them up into two groups, right? One of them exercised for 30 minutes a day, five days a week. The other one just rested in both groups.

42:38Cold symptoms lasted about eight and a half days. Yeah, so there you go. 8.36 for exercisers, 8.45 for the resters. So the people that exercised got over their cold just a tiny bit quicker. Yep. And they peaked during the morning. It's probably because those people are healthier anyway because they exercise. Because they exercise. Yeah. And then the last one is cover your mouth with your hand when you cough. Fake bit. Elbow crook. Yeah. Elbow crook. Yep. Although it might look polite, it's not preventing anything. I've been coughing in my shirt. Yep. Yeah. That's a good idea. It's a good idea. Cough into the bend in your arm where your elbow is and don't cough into your hands. See, my mom, it's so funny because when I tell my mom this, she looks at me like you're a little boy when I tell her this. Like you're a little boy and I'm a mom and you don't know what you're talking about. She gives me that look when I say mom. You don't get sick from cold weather. You don't. The way that you get sick is somebody's sick. They rub their eyes, they rub their nose, and then they touch something, like a doorknob, and then you touch it, and it's on your hands now. Those little tiny mucus droplets are on your hand, and then you rub your eyes or you rub your nose, and you got a cold now. And she looks at me like, that's so sweet.

44:04You're so sweet that you believe that. Or your son could just sneeze right into your open mouth. Yes. That's what usually happens to me. Yeah, it's what Jake did. That's how I got it. That's how I got it from Mikey. Mikey sneezed into my open mouth. Why didn't I see when Jake did that? Your face must be like, no! Oh, Sienna, I was like, great. There we go. Great. And we work in a freaking incubator. He didn't sneeze. I rolled over, and he rolled over, and he went. Yep. And I said to him, this is real. I go, really? That's what I said. I go, really? He stared at me. He stared at me blankly. Oh, we got to do sports. We got to do sports. See, Sienna? Already I'm late. Sienna's already giving me the, really? I've been back one hour. You know sports is supposed to be right now, right? Don't make me come over there.

45:13Sienna, we've only been one hour into the show. I'm already off track. Okay. So we got to do sports because I got... Uh-oh. I'm trying to figure out how we do this. Let's do sports because I got so much cool stuff. I also want to do Letterman and Barkley talking about the Brett Favre sex scandal. So that's really good. Want to do all that. Let's do all that when we come back. Stuffed food down. Word of the day is crib. When you hear the word crib between now and 10, it's a pretty cool concert prize pack. Get a pair of tickets to see the Gorillaz on Thursday night, and you also get a pair of tickets to FM 94.9's 8th Anniversary Bash. Garrett. Garrett! Philly. Seattle. Detroit. So be listening. It'll happen now, between now and 10.

47:20Also, don't forget, tomorrow's the deadline. Tomorrow, 10 a.m., is the deadline for writing a poem, fellas only, for you to manicure. You go to MikeyShow.com, you'll see you to manicure there. And what you're doing is writing a poem, 200 letters or less, and if we select you, we're only taking two guys and a male friend. So it'll be a total of, you know, four winners. Lauren and I will be at the strip club. Yeah. There you go. Yes. Now, here's what you'll win. Straight razor shave from Two Roses Barbershop in Logan Heights with us fellas. And also a massage, pedicure, and facial from Urban Skin Care and Bee Beauty Boutique in Little Italy. You get mampered. And we're going in a stretch limo from Rockstar Limos. Fabulous. It is. Hummer. It's going to be really wonderful. Wow, Jay. Let's do this. Yeah. Woods on Cold Medicine. Woods on Sports is brought to you by our friends at Clearview Eye and Laser Medical Center. Well, the Chargers have a three-game losing streak. Now, three games ago, they were tied for second in the NFL with 11 takeaways. Pretty good, right?

48:51Well, now they're tied for 13th with 11 takeaways. What does that mean? It means they haven't had a takeaway in three games. 18 turnovers. Oh, oh. Through seven games. That is unheard of. I mean, you can't do it, man. It's one more than they had all of last year. Oh, boy. They fumbled. The Raiders just called, and they're like, you guys have a lot of turnovers. Yeah, you guys are terrible. The 12 fumbles are five more than they had all of last year. Oh, my gosh. It's seven fumbles all last year. They have 12 now, and they're two and five. They're not even halfway through. And we're not taking the ball away from anybody. Right. Great. It's rough, man. Pretty cool story out of the World Series. The World Series starts tomorrow night. Cliff Lee against Tim Linscombe in San Francisco. Probably not going to be the highest rated World Series, but I'm all the way in because I love baseball, and this is going to be a fun, fun series to watch. There's one player that is going to come out. doing pretty well either way. His name is Benji Molina and he's going to get a World Series ring whether or not the Giants win or the Rangers win because Benji was the Giants catcher up until July 1st of this year and he played 61 games for San Francisco and he played 57 games for Texas which qualifies him to get a ring either way.

50:06No way. So no matter what, that dude gets a ring. Isn't that rad? Awesome. That's like unheard of. I mean, obviously, I think he's the second player in history that ever happened to. Now, obviously, you want to win it with the team you're on now, but not the worst thing in the world. And you get a share of the World Series money, too, I would imagine, which would be pretty rad. It's rad. The NBA kicks off tonight. Not super excited about it. I'm not a big NBA guy, but I know a lot of people around here are really stoked for the Lakers. The Lakers will be taking on the Rockets tonight. And then also, it's the debut of the Big Three in Miami. The Miami Heat will be taking on the Boston Celtics tonight. Televised. I think so. I think both of those games are on. It's going to be a big game. Yeah, it's going to be a big game. I'll Tevo it. I never do that. I don't ever Tevo basketball. But the Heat will be taking on the Celtics, who have added Shaquille O'Neal, Jermaine O'Neal. So it's going to be a pretty rad thing. But Ron Artest is, you know, he plays for the Lakers. Kind of a vocal guy. He wants to talk about the beginning of the year. Cut one. After you win, you've got a whole new season. You've got to win again. So, you know, it's still like you've got to work. And, you know, we still got...

51:10City's excited, you know, players, coaches, organizations are excited and want to win, you know, so there's not really a sense of... What? He's like shooting a lamb right now. He's practicing, he's dribbling. Maybe he stops playing to answer the question. I heard this morning that the NBA players make 67% of the income of all of the NBA. For real? Yeah, that's why they're not making any money. The NBA's not making any money. David Stern wants them to take a pay cut, too, which is a pretty big deal. And nobody really likes to take a pay cut. 67%? Yeah, so it's just so disproportionate to the amount of money they're getting from their ticket sales. Unbelievable. Also, Brett Favre is the NFL's Iron Man. His NFL record streak is 291 consecutive games, 315 including the playoffs. He's in a little bit of trouble. He's got something wrong with his ankle. Let's let his head coach try to explain what it is. Cut to. Brett is in an ankle boot this morning. Had an MRI and see if I say this right. Has an abulsion fracture.

52:15It is calcanus. I don't know how you spell that. Don't talk about his abulsion on this calcanus, okay? He has an abulsion on his calcanus? On his calcanus. The lawyers have already advised Brett not to talk about that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but his abulsion on his calcanus, it may break the streak for consecutive games. I mean, the guy is, you know, he's a NFL legend. Is it just guys that have a calcanus or good girls? Yes, I think so. I think so. The avulsion on his calcanus is going to be tough for him to get out there. For sure. When you're a quarterback, you need to protect your calcanus. Yes, you do. First and foremost. Even I know that. I wear a calcanus guard. Yes, that's smart when you play sports. Small? You got it in small? If you must know. Child size. Youth. Youth. Youth Husky. I have the Husky Youth Double X.

53:15Calcanus guard. And finally, there was some Monday Night Football last night. You know, the Cowboys look pretty good coming out of the chute. Eli threw two picks, and then the next thing you know, the whole world falls apart on them. Oh, my God. What are you doing? Oh, my God. What? What? What? What just happened? Lauren just stood. Where are you going? What's in there? You guys. She drank my dip cup. No. What? She didn't. No. She just drank my dip cup. Lori just ran out of the room, you guys. She's gone. The look on her face. Oh, my gosh. Did she really? Yeah, I've done it before. It's not fun. Should I go check on her? Maybe don't dip in those cups. Why? That's the coffee cups, dude. That's my fault? You put her right next to her coffee cup. You guys leave a moldy donut around. I eat it, and it's your fault. That makes sense.

54:15Don't drink Pizzle Me's Dip. Those are coffee cups. I'm drinking out of the exact same cup that you spit your chew into. Yeah, my fault. What? No, my fault. Definitely my fault. Is she going to come back? I don't even see her. Go see me. Will you go check on her? She's going to kill me. She's going to kill me. She ran out of here like she was on fire. Like a bat out of hell. I thought she burned herself. No, no. I wasn't sure what, but her mouth. Oh my God. Oh, man, dude. Yeah, my fault. Is it Jay's fault? No, I poured it down her throat, though. No, you put it right next to her cup. Yeah, I put it where I put it every day. No, you always have it on this side, dude. Not always. Obviously not always. Well, I think it's because Sienna's back. Maybe. Holy cow. Yeah, I poured it down her throat, though. Should I do the rest of the story or no? We'll just scratch this? Are you hurt, sad, or fearful right now? I'm nothing. I'm fine. I didn't do anything wrong. It's a cough syrup talking. It's a cough syrup talking. I'm high as a kite. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh, dude. She is going to slit your throat. She is going to slit my throat. Did you see what happened? Will just freaked out. I showed him the cup. That is the most disgusting thing. Maybe I have to throw this out now. Is she back? Uh-oh, Sienna's coming back in.

55:38Oh, God. She's going to kill me. She's going to look on her face like not good. She's going to murder me. Oh, no. What happened? Is she vomiting? You are a dead man. I know. I didn't do it. I went in the bathroom. Oh, my gosh. She's not okay. Well, first of all, you know, Lauren. I heard spitting in the toilet, not throwing up. Oh, I'm dead. But I think maybe she had just finished. And I said, are you okay? And she's like, oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Like, she wouldn't even say anything. She's not happy. That is disgusting, Woods. I'm ditching her everything for nine months. Maybe spit in a clear plastic thing. How about a spittoon? I didn't have one. I would have. That's the filthiest thing. Yeah, it's the worst. I've done it before. It's terrible. That's the worst person to have drink your stuff. Oh, yeah, because he's sick. Oh, I didn't even think about it. Should I just pack it up and take it to the house? You just poisoned her. Yeah, I did. Wait, wait, wait. I'm just letting it sink in what's going through her head right now. She was furious. She wouldn't even talk. Well, obviously she was bent over a little bit, but she was like... She looks at me and she goes, what? We won't see her again.

57:00I'm turning green just thinking about it. And I used to dip. It's not that bad. It is that bad. It's not that bad. First of all, imagine drinking someone's spit. I've done it. Alone. I've done it. You've done your own spit. I've done somebody else's too. By the way, this is only going to mean something to guys. This will only mean something to guys. Some girls will understand this. Woods choose Cope. Cope and hang it long. Not that it would make it any better if it was Skull Bandits. It would be better if it was minty. It actually would. It would be. It would be minty. Even long cut is easier than that. It's like a clumpy, warm drink she just drinks. Yeah, hot, thick, salt. Salty, long, mucus-ridden. Yeah, with a disease. Awful cold. Yeah, with a terrible cold. I like to think of it as one long piece. It just would not separate. Andrew Zimmern just called and said that's the grossest thing he's ever heard. Who's that? Oh, boy. Bizarre foods guy. Yeah, I watch sports on TV. I feel bad, but you guys, her face was priceless. She looks at me, she goes, what? No, she stood up. I thought she burned herself. She stood up, and it was like,

58:09Her face went red, like, and then she ran. That's why I thought she burned herself, because her face was, like, bright red. I thought she was going to cry when she went by here. She had the vein. Yeah, she had a vein. Lauren gets a vein in her forehead. Should I just leave? Pops out. You guys just go sit in my car and listen to the rest of the show? Uh-oh, uh-oh. She back? She's going. She is still coughing. Come in here. Yes, she's grabbing altoids. Her eyes are all watery. Her face, she's ghostly white. Maybe you don't all attack me. Are you okay? You okay? I'm sorry, L.O.B. Delicious, isn't it? Did you get sick? Yes. Oh, my gosh. It spit. Of course she did. I don't mean to make it worse, but I pointed out the fact that Woods is ill. Oh, my gosh. Way to go. She has to realize. Oh, God. I'm sorry I ran out.

59:09Oh, no. Are you kidding me? Don't be. Did you boot? Yes. You did. Yes. Is there anything left in there? Where's your stupid cup? I threw it away. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I can't even look at you. I know. My stomach is sick. You're all fine. You're all fine. Oh, my gosh. Talk to me. What happened? Was it warm? Oh, my gosh. I'm shaking. What? Was it warm? I don't know if it was warm or not. It was warm. You're a C-L-O-W-N. I didn't do anything. It was in my space. Look at my space. You're a clown. I have a two-foot space where I keep my stuff. Don't spit in coffee cups. Why? Because people drink coffee from coffee cups. I do it every day. You don't? Do you? Yes. I never see that. Yes, I do. See? Don't worry about it. And I almost picked it up the other day. I picked up his cup, and I looked at him like, oh, that would have been bad. And I guess I was just so into the sports. Do you keep it over there? I keep it on different sides, just depending on where I'm at. I have my space. Nothing goes outside my space.

1:00:20We need to get him. He needs like a bright yellow cup. This is my space here. If it's in here, you don't touch or you get burned. Real good. What did it taste like? Oh gosh, Mikey. What was it like? Salt. Did you swallow it? Her eyes are full of water and red. I don't think I swallowed it. I'm sorry, L.O.B. I'm sorry. I'm so glad. If I was still pregnant, I would be throwing up right now. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm not pregnant. I'm sorry. Wow. I can't even articulate. It's foul. I've done it. It's terrible. You have? Yes, it's the worst. How do you do it if you know what you're spitting in? I was on a road trip and it was late and I was tired and I had a Mountain Dew that was full of Mountain Dew and I had a Mountain Dew can that was full of snuff and I picked it up and I went, ooh.

1:01:24At least it was yours. That was my own. Yeah, it's completely different when there's some sick guy. Yeah, sick guy. Nasty, warm chill. Green snot. Oh, gross. Listen. When I am 95 years old, I'll never forget the day that L.O.B. drank. Don't say it. It was bound to happen. Don't say it. But the most like The part that defies logic is that it happened to happen on a day when you've got the worst cold. Yeah, so sick. Wow. I already had what he had, I think, so I'm hoping that it won't. You'll be fine. It's just going to gross you out for a while. I don't know if I can drink coffee. Coffee is my favorite thing in this world. You know why it is even more gross? Because now technically you've kissed woods. No! I have not. Yeah, technically we've Frenched. Frenched real good. Yeah. She's sucking down Altoids like it's going to have a style. I need to go home. I can't say no to that. I can't say no to that. You can't say no. If she wants to go, she should go. If she has to go home, I can't say that. No, you're right. No, LOP. You must stay at work and drink more spit. Bite through it. I'll say it. You're staying. You're staying. I have my first day back. I need to brush my teeth. If somebody is listening and can bring a toothbrush.

1:02:53And some scope. And some toothpaste and some scope. Please do. Or we'll send Will. Can you bring me a new mouth and stomach? I'll send Will. I'll send Will. You're being a really good sport. I have to hand it to you. Oh, he's going to get it off the air. Oh, my God. I didn't do anything wrong. I know. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Technically, I don't know that you did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No And I almost picked it up the other week and we exchanged a look on the air like, oh my gosh. Maybe spit into a spittoon. And don't squint at me like you're mad at me. If you put your hand in the tiger cage and you come back and you're missing a finger and then you wonder why, maybe don't put your hand in the tiger cage. So you're telling me. Yes. What? I didn't do anything. I'm doing what I always do every day. Four hours a day. Maybe you shouldn't be allowed to dip on the air anymore. Maybe not. Maybe that's not going to happen. He has an addiction. I'm addicted. Okay. This text message says, that is the grossest thing I've ever heard. He is on the show four hours a day and can't stay away from dip. Smokers can wait for a break. Ban it FR Studio. I think that means ban it from the studio. Maybe speak English so that we know what you're talking about when you write in to be a D. Ban it.

1:04:16Is anyone else just tasting warm salt? Does it taste any better going in? You know what sounds good? A nice, fresh pinch. Sounds delicious. Ew. What? No. It's too soon. Don't dip right now. Don't dip right now. Don't. It's too late. I didn't do anything wrong. I didn't do anything wrong. What? Oh, my. I'm going to throw up. Why would you do that? You know why he does? You know why he does? Because he doesn't like people to tell him what to do. Look what he has it in. Coffee cup. An M-F-ing coffee cup. I'll keep it right here. M1 Night Scream says, how about Woods now quits that disgusting habit? It causes jaw and mouth cancer and it's filthy. Great. Maybe you watch what's on your paper or eat what's on your plate. Am I going to get jaw and mouth cancer now? No, L-O-B. You've kissed a smoker before, I'm sure. Have I? Haven't you? Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Keep it right here. I can't look at you. She's sweating. Keep it right here real good.

1:05:14I didn't do anything wrong. Yeah, you did. No, I didn't. He's still dipping in a coffee cup. You did. I didn't do anything wrong. You were- What did I do wrong? Okay, first, it is an extreme privilege. Okay, I'm just telling you. So can I wear a nicotine patch then? Sure. Okay. She won't accidentally drink that. Okay. He should still be able to dip. I mean, just from the dipper's point of view, but he should- Not put it in a coffee cup, and it should be either in a clear bottle or a solution. I've heard you guys complain that you have to look at it when it's in a clear bottle, too. So I want, you know, this is actually, like, better. And there should be a rule that if you're in my space, you don't touch what's in my space. Because that's how it's always been. We need to have, because I know if we get you, like, a special cup or something, you won't because you won't wash it and it'll be disgusting. Yeah, it'll be disgusting. So we'll need to get you some noticeably different throwaway cups. But by definition, that was an accident. Right, but yet I'm getting filleted. Right, but it wouldn't have happened. That accident would not have occurred had you not been dipping in a coffee cup. Yeah, but it may have. Yeah, that's true. It may have. I never would have accidentally picked up the water bottle that he used to use. But I never, like, because I'm getting over a cold, I guess I didn't smell it. Because I can smell it sometimes just from him sitting here.

1:06:36Did you have the glands? It's making my glands. Did you swallow L.O.B.? No, stop. Jay, stop. Okay, okay, I just want to know. I'm sure a little bit got in there. Stop, stop, you guys. Had to have got in there. Oh, yeah, for sure. You are a clown. I didn't do anything. Yeah, you did. No, I didn't. You don't touch the fire if you don't want to get burned. Oh, wow. Don't light a fire in the studio. She's just trying to have a sip of coffee. She was trying to drink coffee. I was trying to have a dip of snuff. Can you do your show without coffee? Can you do your show without coffee? Physically, yes, I could. Okay, can you? Yes, I could. You never spin out when you don't have your coffee in the morning. I do. Okay. I do. That's how I feel about Copenhagen. It's the exact same. It's not the same. I don't drink coffee, so it's the exact same. Okay, then we'll do it the same way. No more coffee. No, I'm done with my coffee before the show starts, though. You know that. No, no, no more coffee. Ever, in here. Because you might spill it, I might drink it, and I don't really want it. I mean, technically, yes. Oh, come on. Technically, we're going to take that coffee maker. That thing's out the window.

1:07:43How about I drink my coffee, swish it around in my mouth, spit it into a cup, and you drink it? Do it right now, I'll do it. He wouldn't care. I'll swallow it. You would do that. 100%. Do it, do it, do it, do it. If it's going to make you feel better, I will do it. What if all of us take a sip and all spit a little something in there, and you have a sip of all of it? Done. I'll do it in a heartbeat. When we come back. Yes, yes, yes! Ella B. always surprises me. She has been a trooper. Yeah, I apologize to her. I apologize. People are texting in that I didn't apologize, that I'm being hard-headed. I apologize. I don't like being attacked for something that I do every day. Did you apologize to me? Yeah, like I said on the air, I go, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You ever get defensive when you do something wrong? Yes, I do. And you know that. Yeah. When I do something wrong? Oh, did I say it? Or when I do something normally that I normally do? She did it. Sienna, what's going on in news?

1:09:04Well, today's the deadline to have requested a mail-in ballot for the November 2nd election. So basically, you need to have in your mail-in stuff. I'm so distracted right now. I know it. I know it. It's really difficult. We're about to do something. So if you do want a mail-in ballot, applications must be in by no later than 5 p.m. today. Also, pretty crazy accident last night. A woman lost a foot and a leg when she was struck by a train. She hopped on the train by Petco Park illegally, and she tried to jump off in the Bay Park neighborhood. Didn't make it all right. Lost a foot and a leg last night. So don't be hanging off the side of trains. Woods, what's going on in sports? The Cowboys had a Monday night football game last night and did not go too well for them. Not only did they lose the Giants 41-35, they have lost their starting quarterback Tony Romo for eight to ten weeks. Busted collarbone. So, hey, Cowboys fans that thought you were going to the Super Bowl this year, which was what they were saying before the season, John Kitna is now your leader. Oh, wow. Under center.

1:10:07Oh, wow. Yeah, so their season will be done. And Jeremy Stevens, who's a tight end, he plays for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, was arrested and charged with possession of marijuana. They found 38 grams of marijuana in his truck, taken to jail and charged with possession of marijuana with intent to sell. LOB accidentally drank Woods' spit cup. Do you really have to say it like that? I do because I'm going to read the text that we're getting. Mikey, I'm having a hard time finishing my coffee. Thanks, Woods. M1 Tracy. Yeah, that makes two of us. Mikey, just get a plastic water bottle and tape it with masking tape or electrical tape so no one can see the spit in the bottle. Perfect. That way, nobody will complain about how disgusting it is. M1 Bill. Good idea. I like that. Mikey, I ran out of coffee mate this morning, so I'm drinking my coffee black. Then this happens. I might puke. M1 Tennessee. I think we made some people sick. Join the club. Yeah. Yeah. Mikey, Woods has a lot of good points, but let the pride fall and be kind and understanding. I am. Not a hard-headed Southerner. That's lame. Did I hear a sorry? Yeah, like a thousand of them. I'm sorry. Really? I told you, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I left my spit cup there. That was unfortunate and all, but what was L.O.B. doing drinking out of the kids' coffee cup anyway? I didn't think it was his. She thought it was hers.

1:11:33We have a stack of coffee cups in here. Yeah, they're disposable coffee cups. It's not like your personal coffee cup. Do you want to know something, too? What? Right before that happened, Jay was like, geez, for someone who's so environmental, I would think you'd have a ceramic coffee cup. And I was like, mine's at home in the dishwasher. Leave me alone. Yeah, she was drinking out of the... Drinking out of a stupid styrofoam cup. Karma's a crazy... Karma is. Hey, Woods, ever hear of a preventable accident? M1 Dooley. Oh, wow. Okay. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Yeah, ever hear of putting your cup in the same spot every single day? No, that's not always in the same spot. It's a two-foot area. It's right here. I will say it was in his area. It was not in mine. And he does have it every day. But I am sorry, Elby, because it sucks. I've done it, and it's not pleasurable. So what are we going to do? How are we doing this? Well, he said that he would drink our spit. If it makes you guys feel better, here, down. I just brought everybody a little cup of water with pride. I have myself some coconut water to add some flavor. Well, I think the way we should do it is we should just put the water in our mouth and then put it back. No, spit it into this empty cup. His cup. So gross. Do we swish? No, you just spit. She didn't swish. There you go. Yeah, and I've been eating.

1:12:56I just ate some almonds. I guess I have to so people don't think I'm an a-hole. I'm not. Hey, listen. This was your idea. No, it wasn't. I just watched. Jay's bringing his in. I don't know if I can do this. He held it in there. Oh, gosh. Jay. Wait, this is mean. It wasn't my idea. It wasn't it? Go ahead. It wasn't my idea. Sorry, Liz. Oh, my gosh. This is mean and disgusting. He doesn't even care. He doesn't care. I do care, but you know what? I think you're gonna swallow it Champion. Give me a five. I want no more grief. I want no more grief. He made up for it. He made up for it. He made up for it. That was fantastic. Woods. Oh, I gave you a high five. Like a shot of tequila. Tears in my eyes. Oh my gosh. Mikey has his hand up against the wall and is just staring out the window. You're not going to make me any sicker. I'll tell you that. Oh my gosh. I have tears. I have tears. I have tears. We all took a full on sip.

1:14:13held it in her mouth, spit it into one cup. That makes my mouth water. I did it. Mike said you are a man. Man. I can't believe you just did it. With a dip of Copenhagen in mind you. With a dip in. You're in a different category of manly. Thank you. Did anyone think he was going to drink the whole thing? No. I thought he would take a sip and be like. It was a cup half filled. Yeah. I can't decide if you're crazy. He's crazy. I like you. I can't believe he did that. You took that down the hatch like a shot. You're crazy. Like a shot of tequila. Right now, I'm proud to have you in my life. I'm very proud that you're in my life. I'm very proud that you're in my life. Sean would have done the same thing. I miss you, Sean. He chased it with regular water as if that was going to make it. Yeah, it was going to help. I just had to get something else in there. What was that like? I'm fine. It tastes like water. Except for my coconut water. Get some nutrients. Maybe this is a new segment we do. It's the Mikey Show Jackass Hour. Sorry, everyone. I feel vindicated. As long as you guys are happy, then I'm happy. You're unreal. You just took one for the team. No, that was more than taking one for the team. Because that wasn't on accident. That wasn't on accident. You missed it, Will. Thank you. Will, our folk scooter, is the greatest. We all just...

1:15:32Spit into a cup. Drink water. Spit it back into a cup. One cup. And he put it down the hatch. Four people, one cup. I had to be vindicated. I had to let LLB know how sorry I am. I know. Your wife right now is at home like... She's mortified. He can use some of my scope that Will just brought back for me. And a toothbrush. You can't use my toothbrush. I can use it after you. I guess you don't have a problem with it. Are you going to throw it away? I was going to take it home. Oh, okay. Take it home. Oh, my gosh. I picked a good day to come back. Yeah, you did. You're going to blow out today. Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow. So, technically, we've all made out. Yeah, we're all even. About time. You guys want to do an incorporator? Yeah. Where is the incorporator? It should be right there on that page. It should be. Oh, here we go. You're a little distracted. Dude, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. It takes a lot to shock Mikey. Oh, yeah. You were speechless. Hey, listen, an accident's one thing, and then doing it, like, knowingly. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Zero hesitation. He was all about it. He even gave the...

1:16:47Cheers. Cheers. Yeah. Probably is. 5701949. Do I need to leave? Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. We're all still in shock. Like, I don't even know how I can go on. I know. 5701949. Call us right now with a word for Woods for the Incorporator. The way Incorporator works is you call us and you give us a word that he will incorporate into a sentence with this Toys R Us. And it has to be just a random word, but it doesn't, it's not like, don't make, don't have it be a word like gaji goo goo, you know, like have it be a real word like Toyota or, you know.

1:17:39A word. Saliva. Saliva. I'll never get that image out of my head, FYI. Oh my gosh. I watched it go down the hatch. Or you, when you drank it. Did you see it? I thought you burned yourself. You turned bright red when you drank it. Because you got red and I thought you burned yourself. I knew, I didn't want to yak all over the new studio floor. So you're welcome. M1. Jake, are you there? Jake Juan? Jake Juan. Yeah, I got it. M1 Jake Juan, what is your word? That would be laxative, Mike. Good one. Thanks, brother. Very good one. Let's see. Mikey Show, what's your word for woods? Reflex. Gag reflex. What's your name? I knew it. Thank you, Scott. That's a good one. Let's see. I'm so distracted. I'm so distracted. Apparently Woods has a pretty strong gag reflex. He didn't even flinch. That's what I hear. Mikey, what's your name? Hello? What's your name? Sean, what's your word? I'm on Woods' baseball team. I was calling to give him a hard time about drinking the spit. Yeah. Yeah, he's not in the studio right now. Give me a word, Sean. For the incorporator. You know what? I don't have one, man. Come on. Just give me a random word. Anything.

1:19:14Jockstrap. Sugarplum? No, that's what he doesn't like. Mikey Show, who's this? Hello? Mikey Show, who's this? This is M1 Christina. Christina, what's your word? Elevation. Good one. Thank you. Bye-bye. She was so polite. Yeah. Very polite. Mikey Show, who's this? This is M1 Cause. What is it? Cause. Con? Cause. Cause. Cause. Cause. My word is... Go ahead. Go ahead. What's your word? Tourniquet. Good one. Nice. I think we've used it before, but that's okay. I don't know how to spell it. Just... You're the only one that needs to read it. No. I'm trying to like... I know I'm going to get to it and be like, I don't know what I wrote. Do it phonetically. Tourniquet. There you go. Mikey Show, who's this? M1 Andrew. Andrew, what's your word? Beluga. Beluga? Yeah, it has to be like a real word.

1:20:18Beluga. Beluga. Like a whale. Beluga. Beluga. Oh, that is a word. I thought he said luga. So did I. Beluga. That works. M1 dip cup, what's your word? My name is, and my word is dip cup. You got it. You got it. Let's see, how many do we have? One, two, three, four, five, six. We need two more. Mikey Show, who's this? Jason, what's your word? Shark. Finn works. We need one more. Mikey show who's this? Jordan one. What's your word? You got it. Thank you. All right. Thanks. Thanks. All right. Stomach still hurts. All right. So let me read you the words before Woods comes back in here. Here are the words that he will have to incorporate into his conversation. Laxative. Gag reflex. Elevation. Tourniquet. Beluga.

1:21:24dip cup, shark fin, and cigarette. And he's calling a toy store. He's calling a toy store. All right, send him in. Bring in the clown. Bring in the clown. Oh, my gosh. Hi, buddy. I just freaked a guy out because I was eating my oatmeal at the urinal. Oh. Have you washed your hands? You're a different type of person. A different kind of hero. I had to hurry, and then I had to go number one, so the guy walked in and was like, oh. Don't you need two hands to eat oatmeal? When you're standing? He probably rested it. You can do that? That's weird. Yeah, I can do a lot of stuff. You ready? I can do a lot of stuff. Garrett! I gotta get my... Hold on. Yeah, you're gonna talk like Garrett. Our program director. Our program director. Yeah, Philly. I can't do it. I'm sick. Hold on. You got it. Garrett! Garrett! The other person on the phone's not gonna have any basis for comparison. No, that's true. Neither do our listeners since they've never heard him since he never calls in. Garrett. Garrett, call in. Garrett. Okay, you ready? I'm ready. Let's do this.

1:22:37Okay, the person can hear Woods, not me. First word. Is laxative. Towards the rest, may I help you? Yeah, good morning. Good morning. Yeah, good morning. I was trying to get a little bit of information from you. I'm going to be doing some Christmas shopping soon. I'd like to get it done early. And if I've got to cut you off, it's because I just took a laxative. I'll be right back. What's the hot new toy there this year? I would have to see the new version Xbox. Yeah, I've heard about that. My youngest son says that the old one really bothers his gag reflex and kind of makes him want to vomit, so he wants a new one. Yeah, that'll be the good way to go. Okay, great. Now, I've got another son. He's a little bit younger, and he's from Detroit. And what we're looking to do is get him something that gives him a little bit of elevation because he's a little short.

1:23:53Like, you know, like something that, you know, like stilts or something that he puts on his shoes? Do you have any stilts or anything like that? Something like that. Okay. You know, that may be something we have to look at and see if we have it. Yeah, the kid's not growing at all. It's like somebody put a tourniquet around his legs. We may have, you know, something in our, like, circus or clown section. Okay. Clown section would be perfect for me. What about... Do you have, like, stuffed animals? I'm looking for, like, a big, giant beluga whale, like 40 feet. We have a whole section of stuffed animals and stuff. Okay. Great. Great, great. Well, I'm driving into work right now. I just spilled my dip cup all over my lap. I dipped Copenhagen Long Cut. Yeah, I learned that from my friend Tommy back in Seattle. Shark fin. Really? Okay. On these stuffed animals, do you have a shark?

1:24:54Yeah, I know we definitely do have stuffed sharks. Because I want one that when you put it in the pool, it looks like a shark fin sticking out. Cigarette. I know. I mean, the selection that we have of stuffed animals is enormous. Okay. Great. Well, I'm going to go blast a cigarette, and I'll see you guys there in a couple hours. I'll bring my checkbook. Great. All right, Philly. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. She told you. to shop in the circus or clown section for your child from Detroit. Philly. I'm going to go blast a cigarette Philly. Oh, my God. I have to save that clip for Garrett. Holy cow. Please call in right now if you're listening. Garrett. Please call. Please call Garrett. My first day back. I need to hear your voice. We love you. Please.

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1:26:51Again, over on that right shoulder. This report brought to you by Target right now with fresh groceries like 10.5-ounce bags of treat-size Reese's Cups, peanut butter cups, just $2.49. Target, expect more, pay less. Not all products are available at all stores. Prices good through October 30th. I'm Stacey Cohen, FM 94.9. All right, welcome back. This is kind of a special surprise, Sienna. Sienna's first day back is today, and wouldn't you know it, how cute. Sienna's daughter, how old now? She is eight weeks. Eight weeks is on the phone. It's little Sage. She's calling? Good morning. Oh, hi, Sage. How are you? I miss you. Where are you? Oh, I'm sad a little bit now. Where are you? I'm at work. I woke home. Don't remind me. You're going to make me cry. I kissed you before I left. You did? Yeah. Hey, grandma and great-grandma. Is your great-grandma just trying to give me a million dollars? Hey, can I talk to great-grandma real quick? Great-grandma! Hello? Hi, great-grandma. How are you? Hi, Mikey. How you doing? I'm okay. I'm a little better. You are? Oh, that's too bad. Hey, listen. Is your daughter around? Seth, hang on. Yeah, and Seth. Sienna's mom. Hello? Hi, Seth. Hi, and Seth. Hello, and Seth. How are you? It's wonderful to talk to you. Oh, yeah, yeah. Hey, listen. Is your daughter Waverly, then? Hang on one second.

1:28:22Hi, Waverly. How are you? That's great. That's so sweet, isn't it? Waverly, you should be in school right now. What are you doing home? Yeah, you did. Hey, is your sister Avalon there? Hi, Avalon. How are you? Hey, listen, is your little niece Sagey available? Really, guys? Hi, Sage. You're so cute. She's right here. I'm right here, sweetie. Mom, sing me that Aerosmith song that you were singing. Oh, don't remind me. Oh, no. Tell us about the Aerosmith song. Oh, my God. She's going to cry. You're making your mom cry. Don't make your mommy cry. I love you. Yeah. Okay, well, I'll tell the story. I know. Well, I need to pump here in a few minutes, so you'll be fine. I'm sure all the crew will enjoy that. I do. I have my pumping stuff. Don't you worry. You'll get your milk. All right, Sagey, thanks for calling. Every guy just went, I love you. Should I tell the Aerosmith song? Yeah, tell the Aerosmith song. Well, I have about two hours of sleep in me from last night because, well, A, I was excited to come back to work. You know, I've been gone for nine weeks. So it's kind of like, you know, first day back at school. And also because it was just really hard to leave her.

1:29:40I'm laughing so I don't cry. And so I was driving into work this morning and that song by Aerosmith, I Don't Want to Miss a Thing, came on. And I was like, okay, it's official. He absolutely wrote that song, not about a girlfriend or a wife or someone he was in love with, but about a baby. Because I was sitting, seriously, I was listening every single word and it was exactly how I felt. Like all last night I was lying in bed, just like staring at her as she was breathing and like everything. And I didn't want to leave her because I'm going to miss all these little things. It's true. And I mean, if you listen to this, the song dead on exactly how i feel right now yeah it's one of those deals where you know with the the first time you bring that kid home yeah every every uh i think every parent has that same sort of reaction you just go is it it's amazing is it like you know you don't want to close your eyes And you don't want to fall asleep. Because you might miss something. Exactly. The thing is, is that you don't want to miss a thing. You don't want to miss a thing. That's the whole bit. You know, sometimes you probably feel like, Sienna, you could stay awake just to hear her breathing. Exactly. And that's what I did last night. I was staying awake because I didn't want to miss a thing. I knew I was going to work in the morning. And it's like, I mean, it's kind of funny, but it's so true.

1:30:52This was on in the car. That's insane. The first song I turned on, and I was like, really? Really? Really with this? Really? Should have been Rump Shaker. Would have been better for you. Rex in effect. That's for a baby. Yeah, you're right. That's for a baby. The entire song about a baby. Or a stalker. Or a stalker. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's so good. Joe Perry's like, yeah, when did we turn into a gay band? I guess around the time we sold 80 billion copies of this song. I know. That's what he said. So how are you going to handle this pumping thing, Sienna? I haven't figured it out yet. Well, that's because you have big jugs. Oh, wow. Especially now. Thanks. What are you going to do? We need a curtain in there. I don't know. Do you have like a little tent? No. We have a faux...

1:31:53Throw, if you'd like, that Mikey bought for us. I was wondering what that chinchilla was doing on the camera. We can hang it up over the window if you like. Yeah. I can go in Mike's office and just turn my back, I think. Yeah. Can't we turn the light off or no? No. Yeah, you need the light. Can I hook that breast pump up to my breast? Yeah. Why would you do that? Because I want to see what it feels like. No. Why? It hurt. Does it hurt? What it does, it's like a... Crazy thing it does to the girls. They're funnels that you put on and it sucks everything in. Will you let me do it sometime? To me, that's like, hey, listen, I want to try on your bra because I just want to know what it's like. Well, I actually bought this bra that is for the pump. It says hands-free on the box. I'll show you the picture. Oh, I know. It shows a girl with this bra on, and she's typing on a laptop with both of her hands. And I'm like, okay, no matter what I did, I would not be able to do that. You kind of have to hold them on. And her boobs are sticking out? I'll show you the picture. Do you do both of them at the same time? Yeah. Oh, no. See, that's high tech. I'll show you. This is my backpack. She has a backpack. She has a backpack with a pump. It's very discreet. Oh, wow. It has a motor. Yeah. And then in here, I have all my...

1:33:09Appliances. Careful, careful, careful. Oh, my water. Oh, gosh. Funnels. Oh, wow. Bottles. I know all that stuff. The funnel goes right on the boobs and then it drips right into the bottles. That's right. Look at this picture. I think the M1s would really like a picture if you used this. I know. I don't think so. I'm showing what's a picture of the girl with her bra on. Type in. She's shooting emails out real good. Making phone calls. My wife used that. Yeah. They had to make it a cartoon because no woman would actually be like, yeah, this is believable. Yeah, I'll model for that picture. I know. She's cutting up stir fry real good. Oh my gosh. Flying a plane. I can work. She's like. I kept my job at Benihana. The only person who's ever seen me do this is Todd until the other day when my friend Sarah came over and I kind of like turned and I tried the bra on and she was like, oh gosh, oh gosh. There's things that you just don't understand until you have to do that. I don't think that anybody except for me saw Rebecca do that. It's Jenna, my stepdaughter who's nine, like she sees me naked and she's, I will not let her see me. I'm like, get out of here.

1:34:19It doesn't look right. It looks very strange. It's so disturbing. It's so wild. It's pretty different. So this is for all you married guys. This is a video that is kind of viral right now. It's a video of a guy and a woman. They're an older couple. And I don't mean old. They're just like in their 50s. They've been married a while. They've been married a while. Yeah, but except for I'm 40 and she's 30. Four, but other than that, exactly the same. But they're driving down the road, and they see these strange lights in the sky, and people are pulling over and videoing it. And you see it on the video. It's been happening a lot recently. Where else is it? There has been UFO sightings in numerous countries, in London, in Virginia, in Pennsylvania. This one was from Pennsylvania on Sunday, this couple sighting. And everyone is claiming to see the exact same thing. There's video of the exact same thing all over the world within this last month. They're coming for us. It's crazy looking. There they come. Well, listen, the video's pretty compelling. Yeah. I want to see it. Woods. How much hashish had they had to smoke before they watched?

1:35:30Would they give the video camera hashish? Yeah, did they give the video? Does that work? Do you want some of that? Get out of here. Get out of here. I don't know how you do that anyway. Dip cup. Lauren swallowed some of Woods' dip spit. Ball player. Do you like the way it tastes? I love it. I can't live without it. How? That's the grossest thing I've tasted in my entire life. And I've tasted it a lot. Okay. All right. Let's move on. So this video here. This video. Hand worker. Oh, stop it. Dead air. So this video is a couple that I can tell has been married a while. So great. Woman ever just bark out directions to you? Oh, boy. You ever get a husband and a wife and a woman's just like barking stuff out to you? Not in my house, but yeah. Listen to this. Yes, I see him. Oh, my God. That sounds like every married man in this country. How many times do you think he's said to her, yeah, I do. Everyone sees them. That was funny. Can you see that? There ain't no freaking pole lines. This is Pennsylvania. Yeah, I see it. Pole lines. The beginning is the best. I got it. I'm actually sitting in the same vehicle you're sitting in. Yeah, I'm watching the exact same thing. In fact, I have a video camera up, so yeah, I see it.

1:37:33I see it. Play the beginning again. I'm looking directly at it. I'm looking at the same thing that you're looking at. Is she opening a bag of sun chips? Yeah. They're getting out of the car because they want to. I'm so glad I didn't get... The bag of sun chips. The worst bag on the planet. Say, hold on. I need a snack. They're getting out of the car. That's the worst. Wow. Is that the shuttle taking off? Yeah. Maybe they put a little windscreen on the microphone. Bucko, I can't get out. You're moving. Hurry up. People are taking pictures. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get. They're probably freaking UFOs or something. And it's still. And those things are just going. I have no idea.

1:39:22Do you think he thought about throwing himself in oncoming traffic? They're dodging him Shanna's right. We have to hear it from the beginning again because it's just so great. Give me the camera! Yes, I see him. No, then after this, everybody sees him. Everybody sees him. Again, from the beginning. I'm so great! Yes, I see him. Everybody sees him.

1:40:28That sums up his life. That's his life right there. I'm sorry, I will admit, like, I sound like that to my husband. I'm sure we all do. Oh, yeah. Give me the camera. Not like that. I got it. I hate you. I like how he calls her bucko. Easy bucko. Give me the camera. Because he knows if he calls her chubs, he'll get killed. Zip your lip, chubs. I got it. It's called an ATV. What a soothing sound. I do. I take this man to be my lawful wedded husband. For better or for worse. You may open the Budweiser. For sickness in hell. Holy cow.

1:41:22That poor man. We all see him. That guy, I can picture that guy. I can picture that dude. Take me away. He goes home every night and just reaches under the kitchen sink for a bottle of Jack Daniels. But before he walks in. What are you boring? Don't worry about it. I told you, no Jack Daniels tonight. Just leave me alone for God's sake. How many of those have you had? Don't worry about it. Leave me alone, please. I hate you. This is what he does. He stands at the front door and puts the key in the lock and he goes. The dude prays for traffic. But if he can just make it to his lazy boy and say, yep, uh-huh, no, yes, yes, dear. There was a conversation between my wife and I the other day, and I'm not kidding you. If I had audio of this, you guys would die. It was no less than 15 questions from her and one-word answers from me. Laying on the couch. What is this? Is this Notre Dame? Yes. Is that the same quarterback? Yep. Are they playing Navy? Uh-huh. Did they lose to Navy last year? They did. I mean, for 15 questions, she's going to kill me. Whatever. I'll say it, too. I'm the same way. Especially doing sports. We have questions to ask, and you guys do not want anything to do with us. I know it. I mean, it was 15. It was 15 questions in a row. I'll get this during the game. And, babe, I love you.

1:42:51I love you too, honey. Thank you. You're an angel. They're laughing. Are they? Are they? Are they? Yes. Are they? They're rolling their eyes like, do we not do enough for you two a-holes? I know it. And she does. Yeah, and mine too. She does. Mine's an angel. But I'll be watching the game and she'll go, are your mom and dad coming over? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What time are they going to be here? Three o'clock. Okay. Hey, did... My mom talked to you about asking your mom if she wants to go next week to get the kids' pictures taken? Mm-mm. Oh, because I know that my mom was going to take your mom, so you should tell her. Don't forget to remind her about that. Okay. Oh, is this the game that you were talking about? Oh, no, this is the Chargers, right? Oh, my gosh. Mm-hmm. What did Ocho Cinco do again? He cursed a lot on Twitter. What did he say? At least you get to watch the game. My new thing is, hey, Todd, he's dead watching his Steelers. Todd, look at the baby. Look at the baby. Look at the baby. Oh, no. Oh, you missed it. You missed it. Oh, no, she's doing it again. She's doing it again. Oh, no, you missed it. Oh, look at the baby. He's like, oh, oh, oh. Rebecca, I'll be watching the game. And legitimately, the baby's doing something cool to her defense. Right. He's juggling in the corner. Yeah, he's juggling.

1:44:19He's doing, like, dictation. Like, somebody's saying something. He's doing courtroom dictation. We're going on an abacus. Well, Luke just learned how to walk. And so, there's no doubt about it. It's really cool that he walks and everything. That kid drives. You know that. To my defense, I've seen it now. I've seen him walk, okay? She goes, look, baby, he's walking. Uh-huh. Yeah. Look at that. Look at that. He is. He sure is. He's still doing it. Yeah, I don't even, did we talk about on the air the video of Luke that I finally got to see? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did we talk about it on the air? I don't think we did. No, we didn't. Rebecca is driving their car, and Luke and Ryan are in the back, the twins, and this is, I almost fell out of my chair. What? Luke is in the back, Ryan's here, Ryan's happy, and he's playing with a toy, and Luke's fussy. So Rebecca reaches in the back, pulls the toy out, and hands it to Luke. And Luke grabs it, and it's just, you know, one of those, like, panels, and it's got the different buttons on it, and it makes different sounds. Sienna, I'm not kidding. It's got letters. It's got letters. And this kid goes to the thing and he hits the letter Y. And he goes, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why. Why do we not have that video up? For two minutes. I mean, and it was literally like he was looking at Rebecca like, why, why me, why me, why me, kill me, kill me, kill me. It was.

1:45:38Can we get that video? I want to hear it. I have it. It's nonstop. It's why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why. Rebecca goes, Woods, it was uncanny. I know. It was. It was so funny. Because it was like him saying to us, why, why, why, why, why, why, why. That's so funny. Nonstop. It was so funny. Oh, Luke. I can find it. It's hysterical. I just have to look here a little bit. But anyway. So great. 5701949 is our number if you want to call us. And our text to get a hold of us is 949mikey at gmail.com. I can't tell you how happy I am that Sienna is back. Thanks, guys. It feels good to be back. Everything feels normal. I want to squeeze them. Yes. Everything feels right in the world. Jay's still a creep. Poor wife. She no longer listens, by the way. Hey, by the way, there are still tickets available for Cutlass when I'm going to be with Cutlass on Friday, November 12th. The concert's at 7 o'clock at night, and the general admission tickets are $25. Now, the thing is, all this is going to charity for OutsideTheBowl.org. It's the organization that I'm going with to Haiti. And, man, I'll tell you what, they feed so many kids.

1:47:04And just by you buying these tickets, you'd be feeding a lot of kids. And so please go to OutsideTheBowl.org and get tickets for this. Again, they're $25 for the general admission. And Cutlass is playing. There's a band called Love Light. Amazing band. Just put out a new album. They're opening. I'll be there. It's taking place at the venue. at my church. Now, when I say that, I know people think, well, church, that doesn't, that's weird. It's a real venue. It's like a real venue. It's huge. Yeah, it's like a full stage. Yeah, it's got the same sound system that they have at House of Blues. It's the same exact system ACDC uses. That's insane. Yeah, it's crazy, crazy, crazy. So anyway, go to OutsideTheBowl.org. We'd love to have you come there. Be a part of that with us. Okay. Why don't we do some of... Oh, do we? Yes. Do we? Yep. When we come back, old-time radio, maybe some ding-dong sing-along. A little bit later, we're going to play you the head coach of Tennessee that compared his team's problems to the Germans in World War II. So stick around. FM 94.9's 8.

1:49:00anniversary bash is going to be incredible. If you ain't going to this, I don't want to know you. Hold steady. Night marchers. New politics company. A Thieves is going to be there. And I'll be singing Surrender. Surrender. Cheap trick. And backing me up will be Sienna and L.O.B. and J. And Garrett. Garrett. It's Saturday night, November 13th, 4th and B downtown. Tickets are 26 bucks. And the money is going to help support music education in the San Diego County public schools. And go to FM949SD.com and get the tickets. It really is going to be a jam. Hey, Garrett, what bands are going to be there again? Old Steady, Night Marchers, New Politics, Company of Things. Thanks, Garrett. Thanks, Garrett. We tried to call and he didn't answer. Of course not. He hates me.

1:50:00Sienna, what's going on in news? You guys know who Dan Aykroyd is, right? Yes. From the Ghostbusters? Well, he was here in town yesterday in Claremont, actually, at a supermarket. Actually, not yesterday. Saturday, sorry. He has his own vodka company now that he does in Canada. It's called Crystal Head Vodka, and he was signing bottles. Over 500 people showed up to see him. Oh, wow. I just thought that was kind of interesting. You guys are legends. Yeah. Also, California is getting another $900 million for the new high-speed train. Oh, boy. Boo, I voted against that stupid thing. So did I. I am excited about it. Oh, boy. What do we need a high-speed train? It won't benefit us. Yeah. How about we build a stadium in San Diego? No, let's have a high-speed train. How about we get out of debt in California? Yeah. How about we have a high-speed train? Yeah. I like the high-speed train. I know, I know. Sorry. Woods, what's going on in sports? Well, after the Yankees failed season, $206 million payroll, didn't make the World Series, didn't win the World Series, they have made their first move. They have fired their pitching coach, Dave Island. Can't solve a lot of problems on that staff, so he is out the door, man. That was pretty nuts yesterday. And then, again, game one of the World Series is tomorrow night. It is Tim Linscombe against Cliff Lee. Dude, what a pitching matchup. It's going to be, you know, the Rangers have the bats, the Giants have the arms. It's going to be an awesome series. Beast. My son Luke's a year old. Here he is. Yes. You got it? Yeah.

1:51:24This is Luke sitting in the back seat in his car seat. Rebecca hands him a toy that's got letters on it, and he just does this. Mike was not hitting repeat either. That was him the entire time. All you can see, because the car seat goes backwards, right? And the camera's right on him, and all you can see is his little finger. Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? It's one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. It should be on YouTube. Meanwhile, his brother's like happy as can be. Playing with something, having a ball. Luke's not smiling. No. Never does. Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why? It's the greatest. Oh, you have to save that forever. I love it. It's so him. Let's do this.

1:52:27Oh, hello, hello, yes. Hello. Hello, hello, yes. Hey, hey, hey. Welcome to Old Time Radio. Old Time Radio is where we revisit all the days of San Diego radio from way past in the past and the olden days and just to see what was going on right there. Charging toward him as a thousand pound black fighting bull. Hello, me. Hello. She's like, yes, okay. Self-preservation, cry out to him to run, to run for life. But emotions and pride... I don't care what he does as long as he's just there. And he keeps charging. Keep charging, keep running. ...to stand as terror and death rush toward him at express train speed. Relive this moment now with Mr. Vincent Price. This age-long moment the bullfighters call... It's about to get creepy. ...the hour of truth. Quite possibly you have already... What the heck? How did that guy... Yeah. Quite possibly. How did they ever get that guy to be like the king of horror? Because the voice is so goofy. Yeah, he's goofy. Quite possibly. Quite possibly. They've read what happened that Sunday in the ball ring. It's your dad, Bias.

1:53:43Imagine him reading you a bedtime story at night. Oh my gosh. And freak you out real good. Yeah. He's your old man. Imagine if that was my father and I wanted to introduce my boyfriend. Hello. Hello. Does he sound scary to you though? Well, not scary. Creepy. Creepy. Yeah. And possibly having... Hey. He's got a little bit of a list. Sounds like he may like... Boys. Yeah. See, if he were around today. He did, didn't he? I think Vincent Price did like. Maybe we just guess if he was straight or gay. We should guess. Yeah. Gay or not gay. Long fingernails like scratching your neck. Like the Asian guy from the Guinness Book of World Records. Right. You wondered what strange form of madness led a graying Britisher to face almost certain death in the house. Britisher? Never met a graying Britisher? I've met a blueing Britisher. Yeah, I have. Never a graying one. Son of a Mexican afternoon. Mikey! I had no good choice. I was goaded to that hour as inexorably as before himself. We all know how scary a Mexican can be. Ha ha ha. Till at length he lowers his head and turns to meet the steel.

1:54:57When the hour of truth has come and the time for dying is at hand. Oh boy. We had come to Mexico in the spring to make a film about the bulls. I had been chosen to write the screenplay because when I was young, I had been an aficionado and followed the... He says everything normal until aficionado. And I had seen flashing horns. You can just call him bulls. You don't have to call him Toros. Just say bulls. Toros. I just want you to picture him reading this. Legs crossed. Smoking pipe. Pink bra on panties. Oh, not that part. And learn that no man is brave enough or clever enough to win always over the beast. That even the most skillful will someday be tossed in the air like... Chance is something politically incorrect and racist maybe. Uh-oh. A hundred percent. And fall limply to the blood-soaked sand. I tried to put all of this into the picture, but it was hard and I failed. I had come in the spring because of the... Cats. Yes. Relax. And in the fall I stayed...

1:56:11Because of Dolores. What shall I say of Dolores del Campo? That she was the daughter of Don Filippi who bred fighting bulls on the great hacienda near the city. They're little kids. These were all for like little kids, right? They didn't have a TV. Yeah, I think so. They're sitting there looking at each other going, what the hell is he talking about? What'd you do? Nothing. There was the copper of a new centavo. That she was 20 and I was nearing 50. What? That we were in love, that it didn't matter. Sugar daddy. She was nearing 20, I was 84. I'm like John Mayer and Taylor Swift. We were deeply in love like them. We were in love and there was nothing between us. And nothing else mattered much until the time of the bulls came. By bulls, I mean marijuana cigarettes. I don't buy that voice. I don't buy that guy with that voice running around Mexico playing with bulls. Slaying bulls. Yeah, slaying girls and bulls. With Dolores Del Campo. Come drink from my cantina, Dolores. I don't buy it.

1:57:33Oh, wow. It did kind of sound like me. What rhymes with Dolores? Oh, boy. Flores? Yeah, Flores. No, that's it. Let it go. Let it go. Just let it go. Let it go. Keep going. Was that creepy? Yes. Just let it go. I'm telling you at the break. I thought to see you here. I am so glad. Yeah, there's the first racist. I'm so glad. It's a white guy doing a Mexican voice. Hey Holmes, good to see you. Because clearly back when this was recorded, there was no Mexicans for hire. Nowhere. In entertainment. Yeah, outside of strawberries. There was really no Mexican that you could hire to do acting. Buenas noches, senor. Buenas noches, señor. Como estas? Muy buen. Señor, last year you were not so formal. No. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yo, señor. Last year you were not so formal. As you say, that was long ago. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That guy's name was...

1:58:34Yeah, he was really trying to be Pablo. He really was. Oh, I did not know. Really? She's better. We'll be drinking real blood. Real human blood. Grab a seat. Thank you. You have the roofies? Sounds like Senior Beans a little bit. Oh, God. What? Again? How? You're calling us again. What? Captain Bush. I know. What do you want? I think you're going to type in Mexican. For what? We didn't do it. They did. This is old time radio. It's old timey. You guys can make two. You just made one. You're all too easy to read. Are we? Why do you listen? What? That's a strong word. You love us. Do you listen to us online? What is it? Because there's so many different stations and podcasts that are online. I do not listen to you online. I listen to you on the radio. And the only reason I do is because... You're the only ones that come in, right? If you must know, yes. I saw you on Facebook last night. You were upset because nobody was poking you on Facebook. Really? Did I write...

2:00:12I'm upset because nobody's poking me. An art imitates life. Verbatim. Yeah, nobody pokes you ever. Nobody. How would you know? Because I know. You don't. I do know. We've seen your picture. You haven't been poked in a while, pal. Or maybe you have, actually. There's a website, virgins.com, and you're listed on there. Oh, that's so clever. I have girlfriends. Really? Multiple. Name one of them. What's her name? Karen. What's your last name? This is Polita. That's a street in Los Angeles. Fine, I don't care if I don't have a girlfriend. I don't need a girl to validate my existence. I know, but you do need a girl to poke. That's what you're all worried about. One of the promotions guy that works here, that's his last name. Did you see something on our website? What are you talking about? Zero. What about him? His last name is Sepulveda. I was wondering if you were sniffing around our website or why that name came to mind. I'm allowed to go to any website. If I want to look at you guys online, I can. I'm allowed. Yeah. Stalking all of our employees, apparently? I'm not stalking all of your employees. You're poking them? When was the last time you got poked? You're trying to solicit pokes, aren't you? No. When was the last time you got poked? Why are you screaming? I'm not screaming. Screaming so...

2:01:32loud at me. I'm not. My voice is very calm. This is not screaming. This is the opposite of screaming. I'm not raising my voice at all. Why is it hurting my ears then? Because you're Sally. You're screaming. I'm not screaming. This would be screaming. I'm not screaming. This would be screaming. I'm not screaming. I'm writing a letter right now. I know. To who? Rick R. Jackson. Who? Rick R. Jackson. You guys want to hear me write it? Yeah. Dear Rick, this is Walter again. Because you won't return my phone call. Walter. I'm writing about the Mikey show, the worst show on the radio. I can't stand anybody on the show. Why did you hire Mikey? As soon as you hired a heavy metal person, I knew that this station was going to go. This is no different than any of your other letters. They're all the same. Mikey listens to alternative music now. He loves the black keys. Black keys.

2:02:36You making fun of Garrett? No. Your boss? No. That's smart. Don't worry about it. You're going to get fired. Am I? You are. Am I? You'd be so sad if that happened. I would throw a party. You know what I would do? I would rent out to sports arena and I would invite everybody. You don't have any money. I do have money. You make money playing Halo? Have you ever heard of a website called Google? Yeah. I have stock in it. Do you? No, but I still have money. Do you? I do. I deal in fine, rare weapons. You're a dork. I'm not a dork. You're a big dork. You are a dork. Swords. Swords. I know you have sword fights at home. Captain Samurai. Yeah, Captain Sword Fight. I know you have sword fights at home. You and your buddies have sword fights. Oh, dude. Wow.

2:03:37Captain Swordkill. Captain Swordfighter. Captain Swordkill. Captain Buzzsaw. Darn it, why didn't I think of that when he was on the phone? No kidding. So, let's see. You want to play Ding Dong Singalong? Do we have time? Yeah, let's do it. Sure. Ding Dong Singalong. Call us right now, 570-1949. And you can be a guy or a girl. The way that it works is I'm going to play you a clip of a song. abruptly stop it, and you've got to take over. The only rule is you can't sing and take over and go, I don't know the works of this song. You can't do that. You also can't say you can't hear it because you can't. That's the only rule. What can they win? Anarchy sunglasses. Nice. A pair of cool sunglasses. Call us right now, 570-194-9 if you want to play the Ding Dong sing-along. If you don't know the song, be creative. sing something along the same kind of melody and beat and whatever. Just make something up that's clever, and you will win. But if you say, I got nothing, well, you're not going to win. You must be creative in order to win this game, or you've got to know the song. These are very popular songs, by the way. These are not songs that you're unfamiliar with. So call us right now, 5701-949. And I think I, you know what? I always forget to do this, so I'm not going to forget this time. I'm going to give you the...

2:05:04Open. I have open for it. Still learning my own studio. Ding dong, sing along. The ding dong, sing along. Ding dong, the ding dong, sing along. That was Sienna's idea, by the way. I love it. I love the ding dong, sing along. We gotta get you a kazoo, my dear. You guys all have kazoos? I want a kazoo. M1 Curly from Carlsbad. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Hey, Curly, how you doing? I'm doing great. How you guys doing? Good. You ready to play the ding-dong sing-along? Sure, why not? Let's do this. Okay, now, when the song stops, you start and be creative, okay? All right. All right, here we go.

2:06:24I'm improvising the best I can with the voice I have. Doing on radio for the Mikey Show. Yes. Well done. Well done. Yes, well done. He really put his heart out there. He really did. He went on and on. I thought you were going to know. Do you guys know that song? No. No idea. What, you don't know that? No. Really? Yeah. That's A.M. Gold. I vaguely. Sex and the City previews. Yeah, it's Gold. Pretty sure I've heard that song before. I had no idea. You started playing it. I was like, I'm done. You know what, Curly? You did a great job, buddy. Great job. You did a really great job, and that's how it's done. That is. Hang on the line. M1 Audie from Bay Park. Are you there? Yes, I'm here. All right, Audie. When the song stops, you start. Here we go.

2:07:48Something on the Ritz. That was gorgeous. It's putting on the Ritz. Putting on the Ritz, maybe one of the stupidest songs ever recorded, but... L.O.B. just did her best little frog dancing across the screen. The video that you watch is so stupid. Top hat and a cane. Young Frankenstein, that's the best part of that. That's right. Putting on the Ritz. Good job, M1 Audie. Hang on the line, okay? Let's see. M1 Jesse from San Diego. You there? I'm him. You ready to do this? Oh, I'm ready. Be creative if you don't know the song, but trust me, you will. Here we go. The worst song I have ever heard. I am driving in my car right now. I am driving down the street. I'm about to hit a passenger. We're looking for creativity. Creativity. How is it that you do not know that song? Don't you want me? I still love you. Yeah. You know what's creepy about that song? What? It's my parents' song. What? Yeah, because my mom was waitressing. Hold on. Hold on. Hold the phone. Everything. Hold everything. I know. Don't.

2:09:38Don't you want me? I know. It's so creepy. Wait a minute. Your mom and dad, like, that's their thing? My mom and dad were very, they're probably like Jay and his wife. Oh, yeah. They're very, like, affectionate and let it be known. Into each other. Slay all the time. I don't know about that. Don't you? I have kids in my family, so probably. That feels real good. Oh, boy. What? She was waiting tables and he came in and tried to like woo her and stuff. I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. I think Wolfgang did that song too. I was working as a man in a cocktail bar. Oh, my God. I can't, like, my parents' song is always and forever. Well, theirs is some Paul Anka whatever that they had at their wedding day. I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. That much is true. I think Other Mother wants to call in this week for Sienna. Yes! Please. She wants to congratulate Sienna. Other Mother. For those of you that don't know. Yeah, that's, Lauren's mom does this bit with her where she calls Lauren. Lauren will answer the phone. Hello?

2:10:50And her mom will go, hi, Lauren. It's other mother. And I go, hi, mom. What are you doing? Mom, okay, stop it. Oh, not what? Then she'll go, ow, ow, get off of me. Then she'll get on as herself and be like, oh, my gosh. She answered my phone. She just took over. It's the greatest. Why don't we do this every day with her? Because it humiliates. It humiliates Lauren. Well, Lauren just said it. Other Mother will be on this week, and I'm looking forward to it. You just let us know when and what time. I cannot wait. It'll be Thursday. That's our only day off work. M1 Phil from San Marcos. You there? Yeah, I'm ready. All right, dude. You're the last person playing today, okay? Okay. I guarantee you're going to get this. When it stops, you take over and just start singing when it stops. Here we go. That's how it's done, my friend. That's how you just go for it. We should have just let him go. He would have gone for another minute. I know.

2:12:21Phil, hang on the line, please. All right. Very well done. Great, Phil. Very well done. Phil sounds like a manly man. He's really upset. He just had to do that on the radio. But the guy won himself a real, real fresh pair of sunglasses for that. Polarized. Let's see. Polarized. So Larry King was on TV last night, and we know Larry's getting up there in age. Okay? You're not going to believe this, though. He's interviewing a guest that I guess had been on the show before. This person had come on the show before. The last time he came on Larry's show, he walked out of the interview. And they're showing that on the monitor. Larry thinks it's happening again. Oh, no. And he's watching video of the last time it happened. Oh, no. My grandma does that every time we watch the Chargers. No way. Oh, you go. It's a replay. You're like, Grandma, that's from 1964. single time. You're like, that's from 94. That's Natron Means. Wow. Well, when we come back, we'll play you the audio of that happening last night of him being confused. So as we went to break, I said, Larry King, he's getting up there. And, you know, I think it may be one of the reasons that.

2:14:20They've decided to go in a different direction with Larry. Yeah, probably. Larry's... 115. 115. Anyway, he was interviewing Julian Assange from WikiLeaks. He's the guy that founded WikiLeaks. Yeah, D-Bag. Some would say he is because he gives a lot of very private information about the U.S. on his website. Well, the last time that he was on Larry King's show, he walked out of the interview and they were rolling tape of that on the monitors. Larry looked at it and thought he was doing it again. Is the guy not sitting right in front of him? I guess, but Larry's looking at the... Larry's looking at the monitor. And Mikey, one more question. Was the guy wearing the same clothes?

2:15:16Did Larry forget what his own motions were? Larry forgot what he was wearing. Larry forgot what he was doing also. What he was doing, what he was wearing. Let's listen to it. Julian, shortly before the massive release of the Iraqi war documents, you walked out of an interview by CNN's Atika Schubert. She asked you about any turmoil within WikiLeaks and about accusations of rape and molestation by two Swedish women. He's walking off again, apparently. Oh. Why will you not respond to that question? All right, Daniel, are you still there? Yeah, sure. I guess you can't answer for him. Oh, that was the video from before. I'm sorry, that threw me, Julian. I haven't walked off. Why did you walk? I'm right here. I'm still sitting here. Why are you screaming at me? I'm not screaming. So they were face-to-face? Maybe he's on a video. Oh, my gosh. Look off.

2:16:13Well, I didn't walk off, Larry, just then, but perhaps I should. I'm sitting here right here. Having a cup of coffee and just sitting here. Why did you want to walk off of the set? I didn't. I've been sitting here the whole time. Did I say something that offended you and my producers got you to come back? No, I never actually left. I've been here. Well, then why did I just see you walk off the set? It's from an old interview I did with one of your colleagues, and I... I was upset, so I walked off, but I didn't actually walk off now. Are you making that up because you're embarrassed of walking off? No, I've been sitting here. I forgive you. Okay, thank you. You don't have to be ashamed. I'm not. I'm ashamed of myself. You're ashamed of yourself. Yeah. You don't have to be. I forgive you. Thank you. Just don't walk off again by me. All right, Frankie. I won't. What? What? Oh, gosh. I don't understand. So anyway, that was from last night. Poor Larry. Maybe hang him up, pal. Can we discuss? Yes, go for it. Where you been? Just doing a little pumping. Sienna just walked back in because she has to leave every once in a while to go pump.

2:17:26Yeah, you know. You got to let some air out of the tires every now and then, don't you? They start expanding a little bit. It starts to get a little sore. You got to take care of them. Ouch. Oh, no. And you have to do, I mean, I can take, like, I mean, it doesn't hurt, but it feels a little uncomfortable. Yeah. But you have to keep doing it so that the milk flow keeps it coming, you know. It's important that I drain them so that they can refill. Drain them. Wow. So now if you guys want to go in the fridge, there's some. Some breast milk. Just sit tight in there for you. I will pass. Yeah. Sorry about that. This is good for Woods to hear because Woods is getting his first massage on Friday. One might call it a man-sage. You are going to love it. You are. I don't know. I'm scared to death. Trust me, you will. It might be your new thing that you do. I'm sure my missus will love that. Yeah, if you're a dude and you want to be a part of this, we're only taking two fellas. They get to bring a friend. And it's called the Euda Manicure. Who came up with that? A listener. It's so great. I love it. So if you want to be a part of this, first we're going to go in a stretch hummer from Rockstar Limos. RockstarLimosSD.com. Going to go get a straight razor shave from Two Roses Barbershop in Logan Heights. And then a massage, pedicure, and facial from Urban Skin Care and Bee Beauty Boutique. You guys are going to look so cute. That's right.

2:18:53Here is 10 embarrassing massage questions. Oh, gosh. One is, am I supposed to tip my massage therapist? If you get a massage at a spa or a hotel, 15% to 20% tip is standard. Okay. Just so you know. So you know El Cheapo. Not me, El Cheapo. No, not you. I'm not El Cheapo. I always throw down like 20 every time I get a massage. I tip. Extra 20. Is that low? I usually do 20%. Yeah, it's whatever the, you know, how much did it cost? Yeah, I can't figure that out unless the tip, it says the tax, and then I double it and add a little more. Yeah. What is the massage like for physical therapy? No. Ooh, that's a great question. I don't think a physical therapist can accept tips. That's a really good question. Is that like a doctor? Yeah, I've run into it before. Yeah, it's at a doctor's office, but it's not a doctor. If you're at the doctor's office, I don't think you need to grease anybody. Here's another embarrassing massage question.

2:19:54Am I supposed to take off my underwear when I get a massage? I always wonder that. Well, it's up to you. That's what they say, but what does everybody else do? I've done both. Nude? Yeah. I usually do nude. On Friday, I will not. The first time I did it, not nude. Friday, I won't get nude. Yeah, first time not nude. I'll keep my panties on. Keep my underwear on. Because you're afraid that someone might walk in on you? No, because it's in San Diego. Because it's taking place in San Diego, I don't want a woman later to be like, I massaged Mikey and he's got the tiniest little piece. But she's not supposed to see it. I know, but if she can see it, what if she can see it just barely coming out like a little coffee bean out of the top of the sheet? The outline? So you're telling me... If I'm away from here and nobody knows who I am, I'll... Let it all not hang out. You're being inappropriate. I'm going face down the whole time. No, you want them to turn you over. I don't want to turn over. You turn over, pal. You're fine. You're worried about movement. What if you wore boxer briefs? I don't like those. Well, just do it and you bunch them up all the way to the top of the thigh, but that way there's some restraint. Just wear a cup. See, here's the thing. This is what it says. In North America, there's rules, okay? In North America,

2:21:16If you do remove your underwear, a licensed massage therapist has to make sure that you're always covered by a sheet or a towel. I'll tell you what, in Thailand? In Thailand, it's different. No rules. There are no rules. There are not. Yeah. For instance, you can... hang from a trapeze in Thailand while getting the massage. When I was pregnant, you can't lie on your stomach, and there was definitely a little more showing. For sure. But you had a girl doing it. Yeah, I had a girl doing it. I don't want to do this. You're going to be fine. Here's another embarrassing massage question. What if I realize that I've drooled during the massage? Because I fall asleep. I'll do that. I'll snore. No big deal. Oh my god, I'm so nervous. I'm sorry, excuse me. No. If that happened, you just would ignore it. You just ignore it. No one would point that out. You're going to come out of this thing going, I can't believe I didn't know about this. I'm so uptight about this thing. You should relax. Another embarrassing massage question. Will the massage therapist be there when I undress? No.

2:22:22Yes, they watch you and they point and they laugh. They videotape you. They videotape you. YouTube it. You guys do this bit when you're getting your massage and you're on your stomach and they're giving you a massage. Do you go, oh, no. I make sure to tell them that it feels good, though. Yeah, that's a spot. I'll say, oh, that feels, you know, that pressure's perfect. Yeah, exactly. I always speak in an accent. Oh, yes. I'm poppy. This is so wonderful. What do I do? Do I just lay there? I'm going to be so tense. Just tell her, don't stop, don't stop. No matter what, don't stop. You'll be fine. Oh, boy. M1 Jesse from San Marcos is a massage therapist. Are you licensed? Guy or girl. I'm dying to know if it's a guy or a girl. Jesse. Yes. Are you licensed? Yes, I'm a licensed. Do you want to tell us about tipping? Tipping, you know, honestly, it depends on the person. It's just like going to a restaurant. You know, if somebody goes out of their way to make sure that you really got a good experience, then I've gotten up to, you know, let's say I charge $60 for an hour. They'll leave $20 to $40. I mean, it really depends. Sometimes I get $5 with socks. Do you massage a lot of guys?

2:23:40I have massaged guys before. Not a lot. Mostly it's women. It's kind of, it gets awkward. Of course it does. Unless your name's Jay. Doesn't bother me. Yeah. Well, then they'll like it. Yeah. Do guys usually request the girls? Yes. Guys usually request the girl unless, like, a wife. and a husband come in for a couple's massage, then it doesn't really matter. Oh, yeah. Rebecca and I have done that, but I don't get a guy when I have couples massage. I think I want a dude. I feel like you guys are getting the short end of the stick because the guys got to have stronger hands, right? No, they do. For sure. I think I want a dude. No, but the women are trained in a way that they know what's up to. I think I want a guy. Why? I don't know. Because they're stronger. You're like, because I want a guy to touch me. I want a guy to rub my inner thigh. That makes it even better. Write that down. Seriously, I'm really afraid of making noises. It's okay. I'm sure they hear noises. People do. Think about what you want your scent to be. They'll be like, do you want lavender or tea leaves? There's another embarrassing massage question. Oh my God, I'm so nervous. Should I talk to the massage therapist during the massage? No. I don't. I'm not going to say a word. Yeah, don't talk.

2:24:51They'll start talking to you. Stop. Call me daddy. It's weird. Don't. It's really creepy. Daddy turned his mic off. I'll continue for you Woods. Don't. What if I get. Stop it. Remember that the Mikey show is. Remember that the Mikey show. This isn't a little kids show. This is a show for adults. So this next embarrassing question. Is not meant for kids. If you have kids in the car, change the station right now. Turn it down. Because this is a true question. That's embarrassing. This is my one. This is it. What if I get an erection during the massage? What are you talking about, Willis? That's him! That's him. Some men don't get massage therapy because they worry that this may happen to them. Oh my gosh. Or they get the massage, but they're unable to relax during the massage because of this fear.

2:25:52But there's no reason to be embarrassed. It's perfectly normal for a man to get an erection during a non-sexual therapeutic massage. They're comfortable and relaxed. If you're still worried, wear a men's bikini bathing suit during the massage. That'll make me feel better. It'll provide more support than boxers. My big fat gut hanging out over a bikini bathing suit. They're not even going to see that. What did I get talked into? Let's get a leopard print. Woods, it's going to be fine. And trust me, you don't want a guy masseuse because if that were to happen, you'll feel even worse. Excuse me while I whip this out. Here's another embarrassing massage question. These are not meant to be funny. They're real, legitimate, massage, embarrassing questions that people have. How do I know if it's a legitimate massage clinic? If the name of the place is Legitimate Massage? If it has tan in it, it's probably not. Tan? Yeah, tan. Like Asian tan. What? Those are the places you don't want to go. You don't want to go get a massage. Allegedly, Ella B, I've heard from friends. You don't want to go to a massage, get a massage at a place called Asian tan. Yes. It's a legendary place back home.

2:27:12Oh, wow. A couple friends used to go at lunch. Or the massage table in the back. Yes. It says, although you might think massage parlors that offer sensual or erotic massage may look obviously seedy, it can be sometimes difficult to spot these places. If you're trying a new clinic or spa... It's a good idea to call first and ask the following questions. Number one, do you offer therapeutic massage? Number two, is the massage therapist certified or licensed? And number three, do you require a health questionnaire of your clients? It's a good indication. I would have never thought. A licensed massage therapist will not ever come in contact with anything they shouldn't. That is the truth. I want to go so bad on Friday. Now I want one. I just want a massage. Here's another one. Here's another embarrassing thing to ask your massage therapist. If the pressure isn't deep enough, but I don't want to insult the massage therapist's technique, what do I do? Tell him to make it hurt. It's happened to me many times. You're going to go, oh, deeper, deeper. No. Creeper. You say, can you work that out a little bit more? A little deeper.

2:28:27It's really sore there. It's a battle of the mic in there. Stop it. Communicate openly with a massage therapist. Keep in mind, however, that it's a myth that massage therapy has to hurt to be effective. My wife, she basically, she has showed me the kind of pressure that she likes. It feels like I'm being tortured. That's how I like it. How does that not hurt, you guys? It does. It hurts so good. I go to a guy. It's called Ralfing. Let's keep that clip of Lauren saying that. It hurts so good. Ralfing is a whole other story. It hurts so bad you throw up. I was like, really? Ralfing. I don't know what that is. It's a real deep tissue massage where they restructure the monk. The muscles? The monkeys? No, the monkeys. They get the monkeys and restructures. I don't want anybody restructuring my monkey. You're not going to get it. Woods, don't get a deep tissue on your first time. You want a nice, relaxing one. I'm a first-timer. Be gentle. Imagine Woods starts crying. Girls are more tough with the massages. Yeah. 100%. This is one that I've experienced. I'm self-conscious about a certain part of my body and don't want the massage therapist to see me.

2:29:47What can I do? For instance, I'm overweight. I have excess hair growth on my body. I've got acne on my face or my back. My feet are ugly. I have scars. I'm reading these. This is not necessarily my personal. I'm reading these. You're like, wow, that all applies to you. No. Well, what you do is you tell them that you. don't need them to massage that area, to avoid that area. So Woods, you're going to have to say, can you please, you know, avoid my genitals? They should give you a questionnaire so that these don't have to verbally come up, you know? That's a good idea. That is a good idea. A lot of times they will. They'll be like, any areas you want specifically focused on, any ones you want to avoid it. Inner thighs. I'm going to start a new place called Don't Be Ashamed Massage. There you go. We've seen it all. Massage. Yeah, we've seen it all. I bet they have. I bet there's horror stories. You can't gross us out. Massage. Yeah. A masseuse once told me that the bigger, like fatter a person is, the better because it's easier to massage them to get through that. Yeah. They're going to love my gut. That's like they're making a pizza with me. Yeah. Number 10. I'd rather see a female massage therapist. Should I request this?

2:31:15Of course. Of course. I want a man. Trust me, Woods. You don't. If you pitch a tent with a man, that's just going to be a homeowner's story. Can I do half and half? No. That was the grossest laugh I've ever heard Jay do. I wish that we could record, Woods. We should. We should. Ew. That would be the creepiest audio. First time I ever got a massage. I didn't want a woman to see me with my clothes off, so I request a man. I'll never do it again. Big, giant, red-headed guy. Yeah, you definitely want a girl. Making love to his dip cup right now. I wonder what Mrs. Woods wants me to have. Yeah, a guy or a girl. Yeah, she wants you to have, like, a Mexican man. Preferably blind. Yesterday, we mentioned that Randy Quaid and his wife appear to have gone off the deep end.

2:32:28and they had their attorney read a statement yesterday that even had the attorney saying, I'm just reading what's written here. Do you want to hear it? We'll play it right after this. Every part of his voice works on every level. Jones? Yeah, every part of it works for me. Yeah, me too. Oh, I like that. Guy ever had a glass of whiskey? No. Fresh cig? That guy's ever felt what overalls feel like? You think that guy knows how to bait a hook? I think he sleeps with flannel sheets. You think that guy's ever had fried catfish? Do you think in the morning when he wakes up, his house smells like bacon?

2:34:26Think he's ever had cowboy coffee while camping? Yes, now I'm going to go hang out with that guy. No doubt. Think George Jones has ever had beer foam on the upper lip? Man knows how to skin a rabbit. Yes, he does. Oh, wow. Yeah, he has his own recipe for rabbit and squirrel. If you ever meet George Jones, you can legitimately say to him, how do you like to prepare your rabbit? Is it kind of like squirrel or is it totally different? It's pretty similar. Pretty similar. Similar. Similar. How does your mom say hello? Hello. Hello. Hello. Wood said that the other day and we were like, yeah, whatever. And he goes, no, watch. So he took his cell phone and he called her and he put it on speaker and she goes, hello. Hello. She's a southern woman. Hello. Hello. My dad was always yellow. Yellow. Of course. My dad sounds just like this. Hello. Watch. Let's call. Hopefully he answers. If not, it'll be my mom who goes, hello. Either way, we're going to win. Either way, it's a win-win situation. Please be my dad. You need to memorize your parents' phone number. Hello. Hello, Miss Lady.

2:36:11Dad. Yeah. How are you? Are you listening to the Mikey show? Yeah. He's like, no, I'm listening to the show. They're really good. Dad, we were just saying right now that we know exactly what our moms and dads sound like when they answer the phone. And I said, my dad will do this exactly. Hello. And you did that exactly. It was great. How are you? He's like, I don't know. I'm watching The Price is Right. Leave me be. All right, Pop. That's all we were doing. I love you. We love you. You love me. He loves all of us. He won't ever say it. He always says, I love you guys. It's okay. When I hang up with him in my car and it's just me, he goes, I love you guys. Dad, you love me. You love me. Tell me you love me, Dad. I love you, Daddy. I love you, Dad. And I love you guys as well. Show me love.

2:37:13I love everybody. Tell me you love me. I love you guys. I love you guys. I love you guys. Okay, let's see. I could do you a real nice edit on that if you want me to. Please, I know. I love you. But then it'll sound cut off. Yeah, that's what I do. It'll sound so quickly edited and abruptly ending. Okay, let's do new releases. Well, wait a minute. Did I say, was there something I had to pay off for you? No, there wasn't. Randy Quaid. Randy Quaid. Oh yeah, Randy Quaid. Crazy Randy Quaid. What's up with that? And his attorney? Guy. Well, his attorney read a statement from him and his wife. You know, he says that there are, what does he call them? Starwhackers? Starwhackers. Randy Quaid says that so-called Starwhackers are Hollywood insiders that are like killing...

2:38:10Hollywood people. It sounds like he's gone crazy. He said Heath Ledger was murdered. He said Heath Ledger was murdered. And so this is his attorney reading a statement from him and his wife. This is for the World Press. Thank you for coming. And it's yes, we are requesting asylum from Hollywood Star Whackers. Evie and Randy Quaid. Thank you. Hollywood Star Whackers? What does that mean? I'm just reading what's written here. Please do not ask me to interpret. I was handed this case. I did not ask for this case. Thank you very much. I'm being paid by the county. Yes. Poor guy. And so I have no idea, nor could I possibly imagine, to know what he's talking about. There's two words together. I know how to pronounce them. That's all I've got. He also talked about the planet Zumbawat. But I don't... Have a clue what it is. Exactly. Don't know what he's saying. Wasn't he like that in the movie Independence Day? Yeah, he's become that character. Yeah, good call. Oh, this is good. Want to hear what it sounds like to be actually in the middle of a tornado and taping it with your phone? Yes. While rolling video on it? We are in a tornado. Hey, where are you guys? We're in a tornado. Where are you at? We're in a sun chip bag.

2:39:42Your reception's a little fuzzy. Where are you? We're in the sun chip bag. Where are you? Let us out. Let us out of here. Where are you? I think they're in a tornado. That's insane. We are in a tornado. Where are you guys at? Your foes breaking up. Where are you? Have you seen video of that, though? The tornado in Texas? Yeah. It's nuts. It was close to my parents' house. Yeah, 125 miles an hour wind. Oh, my God. The whole bit. That's such strange, strange stuff that happens. My dad was bummed because they just started some construction outside. They're adding on the lake house. My dad was like, oh, great. Here we go. I got to give you this other one, too. The audio that we have today is so good. I don't want to miss out on playing this stuff for you. You don't want to miss a thing. You don't want to miss a thing. Don't close your eyes. So the head coach of Tennessee.

2:40:43His name is Derek Dooley. Of course it is. He's given a press conference, and he compares his team's problems to the German forces during World War II, which is probably not the side you want to compare your team to, the Germans. The Germans. Anyway, at one point he says, I hope I'm getting these names right, and one of the journalists who's basically licking his chops goes, oh, you got it right. I'll play you the audio. when we come back because it is fantastic. I think she's underrated. I get a little bit Sally when I get sick apparently when I pick the music. Yeah. I think she's got a great voice. Me too. Oh yeah, no doubt. I'll go one step further. Why are you guys all looking at me? I think she's kind of cute when she was that age. I did too. I did too. That's a brave thing to say. See, most guys, they say that, and it's just like a natural reaction to be like... Jay also thinks Megan Fox is farty, so you're really going to take his word on anything? That's true. Well, you know why I thought about it more yesterday? It's because I know her. I've seen her. You know her? Just what you've read about her and everything else, that's what ruins it for me. See, you've got to take that out of your head.

2:42:29Just look at her. If you did that, you would do the same thing with Paris Hilton. You would go, oh, gross. Because you know she's kind of done some cheesy things. And if she walked in the room, you'd be like, oh, my God. But the thing she's done, I've come into. No. She is not cute. Megan Fox. Megan Fox is gorgeous. Paris Hilton's gorgeous. Paris Hilton. Sienna. Sienna. What? Our sales manager, Steve's going on. You've done this example. Walks in. She's in a business suit. Not cute. And he says, guys, I just want you to meet our new sales assistant. Her name is Paris. And then he walks out. Are you going to go, wow, that girl was so ugly? No, I wouldn't say anything. I wouldn't think anything. Would you think that in your head? I would think, no, I wouldn't think she was ugly. I don't think she's ugly, but I don't think she's pretty. She's so hot. That's sexy. Yeah. I'd be like, oh, real great new sales assistant. I'm sure she'll do great. I would very politically correct say. Wow, that girl was very attractive. And Jay and I would go, oh my God. And L.O.B. would probably go, she was pretty. And that would mean in L.O.B. talk, wow, that girl was really good looking. No. I think same thing with Megan Fox. She's stunning. She's gorgeous. But I couldn't see you saying that about Paris. No, because I don't think it.

2:43:46You don't. She's not. She's pretty. That's how I feel about her. She's, like, everyday girl. I think Paris is gorgeous. Me too. I think she's really pretty. Me too. I've seen Paris Hilton in person a couple times. She's, like, size 11 foot. You said she was pretty. Yeah, and that's all I'm saying. Oh, boy. Her feet are big? That's what, I mean. Yeah, she's like, well, that's one of the many things. If that's what you can, you know what I mean. All right, do you want me to go into details? No. Because I can. Seen her naked. You have not. Yes, I have. I guess you have. She's got a weirdly shaped... Tommy Leakey? Yeah. No, I've heard this about a lot of actors. They have rather large heads, but it actually ends up looking good on the screen for whatever reason because they're kind of larger than life. So she definitely fits into that. Yeah, I think she's pretty. She is. All right, so here's the coach at Tennessee. And he starts to compare his team to the Germans in World War II. Right. You know, right now, we're like the Germans in World War II. All right? Here comes the boats. It was coming. You know, the binoculars. Like, oh, my God. The invasion was coming. You know, the good guys are coming. And our team is like the bad guys. Right, on the beach at Normandy. Yeah. You know.

2:45:11Ready to slay American men that are coming on shore. Yes. With machine guns. That's what they did. They were in the bunkers. It's coming. Uncomfortable laughter, uncomfortable laughter. They can't find rocks. What do we do? I'm not doing anything until I get orders. Uncomfortable laughter. You got it wrong with you? All right. And the Americans were the exact opposite. We hit the beach. and we're on the wrong spot, what do we do? I don't know, but these guys are firing. We better go hide over there and blow some stuff up and get up there. You know, they weren't looking for it. And, I mean, that's... Yeah, just stop talking. I don't want the German people to get upset at me. Oh, it's not the Germans that would be upset at you.

2:46:11but that's what happened you know you had one group they weren't worried about what the plan was and the orders and all that when the war hit things change you got to go it's that simple you had another group now wait a minute they told us the invasion was way further north where we had the empty tanks do you think these journalists are like what is he talking about stop talking If we weren't ready for this, now what do we do? We better wait until Ronald tells us what to do. I hope I got my names right. Oh, you did. Thank you for this. Thank you for putting this gift in our hands. You've got it right. Don't worry about it. There it is. That's nuts. Let's do some new releases. We got new music and new movies coming out. Yes, Brian Ferry, Olympia. Yeah. Couldn't have said it better. How about this? Ghost of a Sabretooth Tiger, which is Sean Lennon's new band, Acoustic Sessions. Interesting.

2:47:36Maybe you do something else. Maybe you become a Finnish carpenter. Why would you try to compare to one of the best musicians ever? That's why you named the band. Goes to the saber-toothed tiger. Yes, so nobody will buy it. Nobody will know. You name it, Yoko's son. Yes. It's Kid Cudi, right? Uh-huh. Yeah, Kid Cudi, man on the something. Man what? Man on the mon, too. Literally, it says man on the mon, too. Man on the mon, yo.

2:48:35I only know one Kid Cudi song, and it's really good. It was a hit, like, a year ago. Yeah. This is a must-miss. Yeah, this one's not great. I don't understand it. Kylisa, Spiritual Shadows. Should I know Kylisa? Of course. You pick these, Woodsy? I don't pick them, pal. These are the ones that come out. We don't have to do them all. Okay. We can do the ones that we know. I do that. I take people out, too. You do? I've heard of these people. Kylisa? Yeah. Who is she? She's great. What kind of music? She's great. Next is Senses Fail, The Fire. Oh, good. It is out today. It doesn't sound like anything I've ever heard. Weird. It's not bad. Yeah, I got the blast from the Senses Fail fan club that said it was coming out. Taylor Swift. Oh, I know that. Speak now. So good. I wish I didn't come back to work today.

2:50:03I don't care. I like it. I love her. Well, Warpaint, The Fool. Sounds good to me. Very big Sonic Chill-esque. You would like this? Very. That sounds great to me. I kind of like their first album better. Warpaint. Warpaint! I dig it. I like it. You want some movies? It reminds me of like Quentin Tarantino type movies. Yeah, totally. You want some movies? Yeah. The Girl Who Played With Fire, which is a Swedish movie, which is really, I've been really looking forward to that. I actually know what that is. Do you? You know what that is? The girl, it's the same story as the girl with the dragon tattoo. Which is really good and weird. You Don't Know Jack with Al Pacino, which is him when he plays Dr. Jack Kevorkian. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was good. Dr. Death. Yeah. Winter's Bone.

2:51:14Yeah, I've never heard of these people. And Sex and the City 2, big day, ladies. Didn't see it. Don't really care anymore. My wife wants to see it. I'm sure I'm going to get roped into seeing it. And I say that. You love it. I know. Let's see if that mic is working. I think it is. Is it working? Yeah, it is. All right. There we go. Hillary's in the studio. Dancing across borders, Mikey. South of the border, Mikey. He's reading off the list. Yeah, he's reading the list, Wild Grass. Just so you know, Woods told me he wants to do new releases now, so I just said, all right. Sure, yeah, go for it. Kisses, Against the Current. Maybe we read them, you know, and then we see, ah, this one. You know, there's not a lot that we've heard of, though. There's just not. There are all a lot of indie films. Yeah. So you just ignore them? You can ignore them. You guys just perfect? Indie films are the best. Indie films are the best. See, people want to know about the indie films. I do. I do. L.O.B. does. I do. You're like the biggest movie snob of them all. My kid just likes to buy them and put them on the shelf. Yeah, that is true. They look good. That is 100% true. I'm going to bed. Oh, no. Woods is sick. Hey, before we go. Yeah, don't get close. Before we go.

2:52:27I really want to know the story about the buffalo. Oh, okay. Found in the pool. Oh, yeah, this happened in Georgia. A couple was, you know, just minding their own business in their home when they heard some noises and looked outside, noticed two big holes in the cover of their pool. Went outside, there was a buffalo in their pool. How did a buffalo end up in Georgia? He was roaming. Apparently a neighbor had a pet buffalo or for some reason one of the neighbors had a buffalo and it got loose and ended up in the pool. Is he okay? Yeah, yeah. We were driving out to that men's retreat through Ramona. I saw a camel and a bunch of ostrich. That's huge. I love that. That's huge. Actually, um... The buffalo's not okay. He was okay from the pool. He was okay from the pool, but when they returned it to the owner, the owner decided to put it down because I guess it had happened more than once of him running away. I know. So it was the owner's decision. But maybe they still, you know, used the animal. Well, they feasted on it. I bet it was delicious. Buffalo's really good. Buffalo's delicious. It's so good. Buffalo burger, so good. And then finally, what's the Snuggie Sutra?

2:53:31That's exactly what you think it is. We've all heard of Kama Sutra, right? Yeah. Numerous positions in the bedroom. Stuff that husband and wife enjoy. Oh, yes. And we've all heard of the Snuggie, which is the blanket with sleeves. Well, they now make a Snuggie Sutra, which is a blanket that you put on both of you, you and your partner, and can do Kama Sutra-type moves while wearing it. Undercover. Here's a cartoon drawing picture. So you can bring it to, like, the park and stuff, and no one would know what you're doing. It looks like a fox. It's the diagram of the couple wrapped up in the Snuggie, but it looks like a fox. It basically looks like a tablecloth that you put on top of both of you guys. Why do you have to have sex in a tablecloth if you want to do Kama Sutra? Because if it's cold, then you don't, and the blankets always fall off. Maybe just wait. Maybe that's a product that couples use one time and they're like, this is the stupidest thing you've ever had. That would be a nightmare and hot. That's like perfect for the white elephant gift exchange. Yes. It is. I always see stuff and I go, yes. I feel like that's the whole premise of Snuggie and the Shake Weight and everything. For made on TV. Oh, yeah. For white elephants. Where's a great store for white elephant shopping? CBS. Tuesday morning. Tuesday morning? CBS is good.

2:54:52It's a super discount store. My mom loves it. And so I go there every once in a while and just check it out if I have time to kill. Yeah. And there is some hysterical stuff. There's one in La Jolla, too, called As Seen on TV. Oh, yeah. No way. This is the best. Stuff that's seen on TV is actually pretty decent. It's funny. Sometimes. I have a pair of scissors that's also like a TV and a screwdriver. A chia pet. Chia pet. And it does a million things. And that thing is so. You know what? it's useful for. This is the worst, and I don't know why they make the stuff that comes in the plastic that you can't open. You know what I'm talking about? And then when you're trying to cut it open, you're cutting yourself because it's so sharp when you cut it. It cuts down on theft in stores. Is that why? Like if you were to buy a CD player with headphones, it comes in those plastic things. Indestructible. Well, these scissors that I have cuts right through them. Now, what did they come in? That. That plastic. It did. Yeah. L.O.B.'s right. It did. It came in that. Oh, boy. All right. What do you got coming up, Hill? Phoenix and the Tempered Trap, some Everlast, Rancid, Mumford and Sons. Very nice. Yeah. What about Mews? I'll play some Mews. Mews. Lovely and Talented Hillary is up next, and we will see you tomorrow morning at 6. Mikey shows up late. See you back at the crib. I said, see you back at the crib.

2:57:49M1 Nicole. Hello. What was the word of the day? Crib. Very nice. This is the latest word of the day we've ever done, but you are a winner. You just got a pair of tickets to FM 94.9's 8th Anniversary Bash and a pair of tickets to see the Gorillas Thursday night. Yeah. Hang on the line, okay? Okay, thank you. All right, hang on. We'll see you tomorrow. Hillary's up next.