The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 11/03/10

1:31It's the Mikey Show. It's Wednesday. We're ready to go. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. Woodsy's our sports guy. He's got on an Encinitas hoodie. He's right across from me. LOB is wearing a new shirt. Never seen it before, unless it's not new, and I've just never seen it before. Not new. You've just never seen it. There you go. Lauren O'Brien, she's 29 years of age. Woodsy's 35. I'm 40. We like to tell you how old we are so that you kind of get... A feeling of, well, put it this way. Let's say that we're hanging out in a coffee shop at a table and you walk in and you're like, oh, they seem like a fun group of buddies. I wonder if they have anything to do with me. You can't really tell by our voices. Right. You know, if you guessed by our voices, I would be 52 years old. No. Maybe. I would be 25. Yeah.

2:36I would be a young boy in high school. Justin Bieber. I know. Just call me Justin Bieber. Sienna is our news boy. He is nine years old. Get your news here. Paper. How did they let boys? sell papers. Like, wasn't there any child labor laws at all? Like, you could be eight and hold a full-time job. Back then? No way. You could run around really quickly. Yeah. Didn't you read any Charles Dickens books? Yeah. That's all they did, man. They were like five-year-old kids working in factories. It was that or the coal mine. That's right. Jay's our producer. He's 47. And our phone screener is Chris. That's gross! That's gross! That's gross. Chris, you get a haircut? Got them all cut. Don't be that guy, Woods. He's got no product in there. Love that guy. It's like every dad. Oh, yeah. How old is Chris? 21. Good Lord. Fresh in the bar scene. Youth. Yeah. I wish there was a microphone in there. It's a good age to be, 21. That is a good, good age to be. My favorite was 27.

3:49I can definitively look at 27 and go, time of my life. Boy, mine was probably 21, 22. Really? Chicago, just got there. Little pup in the big city. Holy cow. How about you, Jay? Oh, yeah. 20, like that 17 to 22. Mine is now. Yeah, 25 is good for you, right? Yeah. Let's see. We are going to hear all about Jay and Woods' audition yesterday with the TV show Wipeout. Oh, wow. At 8 a.m. And the deal is, I texted Woods yesterday and said, how'd it go? And he said, hear it on the air, pal. It's not telling until 8 o'clock, so I don't have a clue how it went. If you want to win a four-pack of Park Hopper tickets to Legoland, you can do that. by listening for the word of the day, which today is fajita. To me, it's just called lunch. I call it lunch. Breakfast, dinner. So when you hear me work the word fajita into a sentence between now and 10, you will win those Park Hopper tickets to Legoland. Let's see.

5:10Election 2010. Ladies and gentlemen, it's over. Did you vote, Mike? I did. Did you vote, L.O.B.? I did. Woods did not. Jay did not. Absolutely, I did. You did? Yeah, absolutely. As soon as I got home, I did it. You went and did it. I feel bad about not doing it now. You didn't do it. I didn't register. I'm not registered. My mom yelled at me. She did? What'd she say? She was like, how could you not be voting? Come meet us right now. And I was like, I have the baby. There's too much going on. At least you got an excuse. Baby's the greatest excuse of all time. I can't wait for a kid for that reason. Really, not only, but that's a great... Can't do it. You're a kid, man. Can't make it to dinner tonight. I'm so sorry. Jasper went with us. He rode his bike ride out front. In front of the voting booth. That's cool. I voted a dude's garage. Really? Yeah, that's what mine is. Yeah. Neighborhood garage. How about you, L.O.B.? Fire station. Fire station. School. This is an all-black fire station. I was sneaking around upstairs, seeing where the bugs were. Checking out the hoses. Asked if I could ride down the pole. Oh, wow. I didn't ask. Oh, wow. I didn't ask. I didn't ask. Nice. I just did it.

6:22So, all right, well, let's go over some of the results. I actually have, before we get to the local stuff, I have House Minority Leader John Bonner talking about the publicans taking over. Oh, really, Mike? Come on. Hello, Mike. You may want to plug in that computer. Hello, Mike. Come on, Mike. Do you need this? No, I'm fine. Here we go. Come on, Mike. The people's priorities will be our priorities. And the people's agenda will be our agenda. This is our pledge to America, and this is our pledge to you. While our new majority will serve as your voice in the people's house, we must remember it's the president who sets the agenda for our government. Is this guy doing an Al Franken? I don't know. Because he sounds like Al Franken. He kind of does. The American people have sent an unmistakable message to him tonight. Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me. People like me. People like me. And that message is change course. There you go. There he is. Fantastic. Yeah, the Republicans got the House. Looks like the Dems are going to have the Senate. Yep.

7:43Then locally, what was the stuff that happened locally? Prop 19, legalizing weed. Yeah. Did not pass. Me and Rebecca were just, we were talking about that thing and really trying to figure it out. And she goes, you know, I go, it doesn't matter if it passes because the feds will still have control. She goes, what does that mean? Did she really say it like that? What does that mean, Mike? She was probably smoking as she said. She goes, what does that mean? I said, well, I said. It means that even if it's legalized, they can still come in, the federal government can still come in and go, you're busted. Yeah, that was a lot of the reason that it swung the other way. There was a lot of people that were, I mean, it was kind of split. And at one point, it was the majority of Californians were voting in favor of Prop 19. And then the other day, you said someone from the federal government was like, they can do all that they want. But it's not going to change. So they were like, you know what? Let's not fight the fight this way. Let's kind of, I think, I mean, there was a few people that were like, let's just do it the right way and let's get it through the federal government. Jay said it would have been a statement. Yeah, that's all they were trying to make was a statement that California agreed that this should be legal. California. California. I think it's a statement that the majority of Californians said, we don't want it, including me.

9:10I voted yesterday against it. Yeah, but there were a lot of people that originally in, like, primary polls had said, yes, we're in favor. And then a lot of people, even from the organizations that were proponents of it, that said, like, okay, we're not going to, we don't want to go this way and then fight against getting a proper return and all that stuff. So they'd rather go do it the right way. Well, Rebecca said, she goes, I think if it passes and they vote yes on it, she goes, I think they can, like, just, like, sell it for people to smoke. And it isn't about medicinal. She goes, if it's voted yes, she goes, it means that you can just walk anybody. She goes, me. Over the age of 21. Yeah, over the age of 21, you can walk in with an ID and you don't have to have any medical issue. You can just buy weed. To a dispensary? Yeah. To a dispensary? There is going to be, right now, medical marijuana in California is legal. as long as you have a card. And that was just, Prop 19 was just for recreational use. It isn't legal with the feds, though. No. It isn't legal with the feds. Even the medicinal deal isn't legal with the feds. So if the feds wanted to, they could go into the medicinal places and say, hey, what are you up to?

10:18I was saying to Woods and Jay this morning that if it did pass, I was envisioning going to, like, Henry's. And you get one of those shovels that you scoop in, like, all those stuff. Just shovel loads of weed into little bags. Get some almonds here. Can you pick up some of the red? A little Northern Lights here. A little panda. A little panda. Get some yogurt-covered pretzels in there. Those would be good later. I said, okay, I can bind them in one bag. You see the lady at the checkout stand is like... Sir, for your marijuana, I didn't get a number on here. So can you go back and tell me what the number is? Do you happen to remember what number this is? Do you know the PLU number? You know me. I don't remember that. Of course I don't remember it. Shoveling away into little baggies. And sir, can you wait to start eating the peanuts? Those malted milk balls. I can't wait. I can't wait. Can I just sample this? So it didn't pass. Right. Didn't pass. Also, you want to know who the new governor is? Yeah. Who's the new governor? He is returning Jerry Brown. He was the governor from 75 to 83. Yeah. Lesser of two evils, I think. Yes. Well, Meg Whitman spent over $142 million of her own money. Isn't that insane? I mean, she's a billionaire. That's not much. Still. $142 million of her own money.

11:45That's so much money. I was sitting on the throne this morning and checking results on my iPhone and saw that, saw that Jerry Brown won, and I thought to myself, Meg Whitman can now write a pamphlet on how not to win an election. She did it. She's like the Yankees. She's like the Yankees of gubernatorial candidates. You can't buy your way in. I thought that the Yankees can. But it doesn't always work. You can't do it every year. Well, she went on TV and I think really showed California, and I hate to say this, how unlikable she was. Is that what the deal is? I mean, I think that the overwhelming, I mean, I can't tell you how many times our phone, you'd hear the phone ring and my wife would go, okay, Meg. Yeah. Her signs didn't even say Meg Whitman. It was like 2010 Meg. Oh boy. And just her on TV, she just didn't have the, listen, if she looked like Sarah Palin.

13:05she would be our governor right now. Could be. Probably. Oh, there's no doubt in my mind. On a related or unrelated note, Christine O'Donnell did not get voted into Senate. Yeah, she didn't. She did not. Thank God. I'm not a witch. I know, I know. I'm not a witch. I know. Chances she has a reality show in the next six weeks, Christine O'Donnell. 90%. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, so Jerry Brown, he scares me. I think he's half-cocked. Yeah. Yeah. I saw, you know, I really, I enjoy, I don't, I'm not a big politics guy, but I really like the commercials. I really do. I think they're fascinating. The mudslinging. I think it's, you watch it and you're like, this is two four-year-olds running for governor. And there's this one with Jerry Brown and it was after he.

13:53you know, left the office of governor, and they've got him, and this guy's interviewing him, and he's like, and Jerry Brown goes, yeah, I didn't know what the hell I was doing the whole time I was in there. We say we're going to lower taxes. We don't do it. We say we're going to fix unemployment. We don't do it. We say we're going to do all this stuff, and we never do it. Nobody has a clue, and I'm sitting there going, oh, no. This is your commercial? Oh, yeah, this is your commercial? Well, it's her commercial against him. It was her commercial against him. And I'm watching this thing going, oh, boy. And the worst he had on her was, She wouldn't not get me an attorney so that I could. And I was her housekeeper, and I just wanted an attorney, and she wouldn't do it for me. They kept talking about eBay as well, though. eBay, yeah. She slapped somebody or something. Well, she also gave herself a huge bonus as she walked out the door and fired all these people. So? I really don't care. I know. I don't, man. Do you know how to run a budget? Again, with these two, at least he has some experience being the governor of this state.

14:54And that's the only solace I have in it. I'm like, all right, he's done it before. Maybe he learns from his mistakes. But I didn't know what you just told me. You just told me that. I didn't know that he said that. That creeps me out. But the good thing is that now he knows. Okay? And maybe, it's like anything, man. You, me, we learned from our mistakes. It was a long time ago. 20 years ago. Take it out of context. Yeah, exactly. Could be. It could be. Take it out of context. It could be. When I was governor, I said this, this, this, and this. And we didn't do it. I've got to find this commercial for you. You'll see it. And you'll be like. Oh, wow. He could have been referring to, like, he could have been doing an imitation of somebody. Yeah, maybe he was imitating a bad governor. Yeah. He was looking forward in imitating a governor. But again, you know, he's got, at least he's been there. He's run the state before. Now, albeit, I don't know. I wasn't here in 75 through 83. I don't know how good of a job he did or how... poor of a job he did, but at least he has some experience in that office. Yeah, I'm not looking so bad now, am I? I bet you're going to miss me. My dad gets such a kick out of the gubernatorial race in California. He's like, well, now you've gone from the gubernator to the guy that called his opponent a whore. Yeah. Jerry Brown. He's a loose cannon. Yeah.

16:15He's going to try to start a nuclear war with Nevada. Yeah. Wow. Anything else? Prop 21, which was the state parks that Lauren was talking about, was a no. That'd be a reason. I don't know. People are cheap. I don't think people really necessarily even realize they were like, oh, what do I care about parks? And they didn't realize it was just $18 to do so much. Did Jay just say people are cheap? Yeah. Hey, I voted for it. I just got 18 votes. I don't think we understood it. I don't think we understood it completely. Something tells me we didn't understand it. Pretty good chances of that. Yeah. People ever not know what we're voting for? People were like, I don't want to pay taxes to go in. The parks look fine. I think they really realized. I wonder. Yeah. What else? Any other big ones? No, like you said, the House had the biggest turnover in more than 70 years. Republicans gained at least 57 House seats. Wow. Think Obama had anything to do with that? Oh, man. Absolutely. Yeah, I do. I thought it was kind of interesting that the three astronauts in space right now even voted.

17:22They did. Really? That's rad. That's cool. How those guys voted mean you didn't. I know. How does that make us feel? Like a looser? Yeah. You're a looser. I'm a looser for sure. 570-1949 if you want to call us and get in on any of this conversation. You can also text. The way to do that is 949Mikey at gmail.com. That's how you get a hold of us. Most of the governorships were taken over by Republicans. I think it's all Obama based. Yeah. You know, I think everybody's looking at what's happening right now and they go, well, we don't like this. Let's do the opposite. You know, at the bottom of, you know, they have that Obama poster with hope on it. They should have fear on it. on now. I'm serious. I voted for the guy and I don't know that I've ever been more scared. I mean, my wife's been out of a job for two years. Can't find anything. She's super qualified and I'm like, come on, man. Let's fix this. Unemployment. The recession's been over since 2009. You didn't know that? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. We, in this country, vote like American Idol.

18:35Yes. We do. Popularity. You're starting to sway me on that now. I mean, I was all on change, hope. You believe the message, and you get sold on the message. You're like, he wouldn't say it if it wasn't true. He wouldn't say it if he didn't mean it. He was promising everything. I'll do this. I'll do this. I'm like, do you even know what you're saying? And obviously not, man, because we are in a turd right now. Granted, it's the best place in the world to live. There's no question. But, man, it's just. It's very, very hard times these days. But you want your president to be honest, too, you know? Sure. Is there an honest politician, period? No. I don't know that there is. Yeah, that's true. I don't know that there is. Yeah. All in it for gain. Self-gain. Yeah. Jay, what was it like when it first started? Back in the day, we could just raise our hands. When the Constitution was written. Did you get to vote for king back in England? No, the king pretty much just kept his thing going. It was good. Except for the beheadings. Was Abe Lincoln really as honest as everyone said? That guy lied to me. He still owes me 50 bucks. Was it damp and dank on the Mayflower when you came over? On board, it was not bad. How was the chow?

19:44Not good. Not good. Not good. The other big news here in San Diego yesterday was Sean Merriman and the Chargers release in Sean Merriman. I texted him and said he'd come on the air if he wanted to say anything to fans. Haven't heard back. Weird. Does that tell you something? It's halfway to Cabo. Oh, yeah. 100%. LLB. I just, I really wonder what teams think if they go. Hey, listen, I know he'll come in here and he'll be what he used to be. Or if they go, no, they know something over there. San Diego, they know something. I don't know. Yeah, they waved him yesterday. His career is over. In San Diego. In San Diego. He saw, you know, limited action in the first five weeks and had that calf injury. And so they put him on that reserve injured list. And now that he's healthy, finger quotes, they let him go. Yeah, he's just been. plagued with little things. The Achilles, the calf. Little things would just get them. Tila Tequila. Tila Tequila, actually. We don't need any more help as Chargers. We're doing good. Probably a good idea. Well, you look at the offense, you look at the defense, you go top five in both categories, but we can't win. Top three. I don't get it. Top one. I do not get it. Nobody does. But anyway, Merriman's gone. 56 done.

21:08in San Diego. What do you think? 570-1949 or text 949mikey at gmail.com. If you didn't know it, the waves in San Diego are out of freaking control. Yeah, today, crazy. Started last night. Ten foot waves. Can't wait. I was watching the news last night and they were showing, like, by the way, just a second to say, San Diego, you are a hot little mama, aren't you? Yes. Darn did we have a good looking city yesterday. Just sexy as all get up. Mini skirt. Yes. Tan legs. Beautiful. Boobs. Brawless. Brawless. Yesterday I was driving home and I go, there is a reason I fell head over here. And you're still that gorgeous. Yeah. I know you went through this thing this summer where you were just tripping out. Eating bonbons all day. And you got into speed balls and stuff this summer. Yeah. And you kind of went off the deep end. But you're back. But you're back. People were lying out at the beach yesterday getting nice tans. Beautiful. It was a warm night even. Yeah, it was. Water temperature is around 67 degrees. Wow. My goodness. That was nice. But, so I'm watching the news and the weather dude goes, let me tell you, he's showing a live shot. It was one of the most beautiful live shots I've ever seen. No haze. Nothing. Nothing.

22:27Crystal blue skies. Perfect temperature. Sailboats under the Coronado Bridge. Just, it looked like a postcard. And he goes, you know what? He goes, the only thing that would make this better is big waves. And guess what? They're here. They're here. I woke up this morning and I'm walking out to my car and I hear this loud noise. And I'm like. Is there like jets flying over me? What is this? Never have I heard the waves before. And I heard the waves crashing. I mean, it was insane. And I mean, until I got to work and I read this, I was like, that's what that was. But yeah, go drive by the beach on your way to work. It's going to be crazy. I'm going to play in it. And lifeguards are adjusting their staff, you know, because people are going to try and get out there. So there need to be more lifeguards on the beach. Oh, I'm not taking my board. I'm just going to go play in the water. Still got to be careful. That's almost as dangerous. I'll be careful. You don't worry about me. I'm worried about you. I'm worried about you. Don't worry about me. And I can't wait till 8 to find out what happened at your audition yesterday. Jay and Woods.

23:31Dressing up like Harlem Globetrotters. Did you see that picture that Jay posted on his page of me? Just miserable. No, I'll go look at it. In front of a dumpster. It's Hollywood. It's all glamour. I went commando yesterday, by the way, so I had to change nude in my car, which was great. Horrible for me. Yeah, Jay hated it. You changed nude in Jay's car? Yeah, it was nude in my car. In my car. I drove. There's a whole story with that, too. Yeah, there's all kinds of good stuff. Eight o'clock. Did you guys have to stop and get something to eat? Oh my god, we had to. We stopped at the turdiest little diner you've ever seen. It's delicious, though. You see it, and you're like, oh boy, I went to the bathroom. It looked like a shooting gallery in there. I was like, oh, boy. And we ate, I ate two grilled cheese sandwiches. I had one. And fries. This is the best. Hottest fries on the planet. You can't go wrong with a grilled cheese, ever. How about a deuce? Two of them? Wow, that's hungry, man. She was hungry. You know what I want? The greatest thing in the world is a grilled cheese sandwich with ham in it. Oh, yeah. I like it with tomato in it. I like it with turkey in it. You know, we have a little bit of a clue of how long Adrian Gonzalez is going to be a padre.

24:51Got some news about that yesterday. We have audio of Bristol Palin breaking down and crying. 47 pounds of coke seized. There's a lot of stuff going on. Woods will tell you about Adrian in Woods on Sports. Welcome back. It's the Mikey Show. We're going to be telling you about Adrian Gonzalez, what happened with Adrian Gonzalez, and what his future with the Padres is all about. Jay and Woods are going to tell us about their wipeout audition. Coming up here in just a little bit. Word of the Day's Fajita could win you a Legoland four-pack. When you hear me work that into a sentence. Which you'll very easily do, I'm sure. Sure you can. It's not very... I'll be able to figure that out. Talk about any day of your life. Yeah. Just open your lunch pail. Yeah. That's all I gotta do. Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol Palin. She's on Dancing with the Clowns. Or the Stars.

27:08Which I couldn't watch if you paid me $100 million. I watch it sometimes. You do? Yeah. My wife loves it. Tapes every day. I love the outfits. You watch it, Jay? Every once in a while I'm flipping through. Kim likes to watch it, and I'll flip through it. I'm like, how do they get away with these girls dressing with so little arm? How does nothing fall out? Flipping and moving, and you're like, wow. It ain't just girls, dude. My dad is a huge fan. See, I wish I was a... former star so I could be on there because these girls get in such crazy, everybody in crazy good shape. I don't understand. It's insanely popular. Yeah. That's the show. And I can't watch it because I don't know how to judge dancing. Right. If I hear people sing, I get it. I go, oh yeah, they're pitchy. Everybody looks like a good dancer to me. Yeah, me too. They all look like it. It probably gets more popularity as the season goes on because people get better and better and better. It's like tangible results. Yeah. Okay, so here's Bristol, I guess. Exhausted. I'm exhausted. This is week seven now. Been away from my home for the last two months. I'm tired. I want to go home. I want to see my son. This is our boy.

28:23Where did they even find that music? Oh my gosh. I feel bad. I know. I can't believe he's... I thought the whole time that he was there with someone, you know? It is sad. Is her son like watching himself or what's going on? I'm sure she's... He's shooting moose up in the last... He's with her mom. Cardboard box. Fishing. Cereal. It's alright. You did a great time. I know we got like the highest scores ever, but... Did she not know? that the show is longer than a day. It's hard. That's hard, Mike. I know, but didn't she know? Yeah, but I think she probably thought, I am a paler and I'm going to get eliminated the first week. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. It's Austin. It's okay. I understand. You got the best score that you've gotten all season, so if we go home on that, it's okay. You did your best. You know? Yeah, I agree. I can say some things with... Complete certainty. And I will tell you that this is a 100% guarantee for you. I will never cry because I'm exhausted from dancing with the stars. You might, Mike. No.

29:31You're going to be a famous movie director someday. Even if I were, I can tell you that I will never cry because I'm exhausted from my workouts on Dancing with the Stars. It's kind of designed to break them down. I saw a video of Jennifer Grey being like, it's so frustrating when your body will do what you want it to do. That's every day of my life, Jennifer. Even the hard dudes on Survivor, they get all... you know, buff and by the time they're, I don't know what to describe. I think honestly those shows are built to kind of break people down. My legs are the size of redwood trees. I'll never cry from exhaustion from being on Dancing with the Stars. Maybe not from Dancing with the Stars, but you would cry from exhaustion, wouldn't you? Eating with the Stars? Yes. Eating with the Stars? I'm like, I just need to eat this one. I can't. I'm eating all I can eat. I've got it. Come on, you gotta eat one more pork chop. Okay. If Mikey and Woods were partners on The Amazing Race, you guys would cry like every day and hug it out. I love you. Yeah. I'm so sorry. When you're in the mountains with somebody, you learn a lot about them.

30:42And I just love the guy, man. People don't even know. And this probably won't even make it on TV. Oh, no. It's going to make it on TV. I don't worry about it. He's like my heart. He's my heart. Oh, my God. Seriously, I think Bristol Palin may end up winning Dancing with the Stars. Why? People like her a lot? I don't know. I just have this feeling like people feel sorry for her. Is she good, Sienna? Do you think she's good? No. No. Who's left? Do we know who's left? Last night, Rick Fox got eliminated. And he's good. Good. He's really good. Yeah. And so the people like there's been surprise, you know, eliminations. Audrina got let go. That's the girl from the hills the week before. And that was a surprise because they qualify as stars, by the way. Yeah. Do they? Bristol's been in the bottom to like the last few weeks. I just. Oh, wow. Listen, I know that about 15 years ago I said I would never cry from being exhausted on Dancing with the Stars, and I'm sure you guys will play that back. Of course we will. You did good. You did really good. All I can tell you is that...

31:51I tried as hard as I can. You did. You busted it out, man. You need to call home immediately. Your 15-year-old son, Luke, is in jail again. You need to call home right now. I know, I know. Call. You need to call your wife, Rebecca. I know, I'm going to call her. She's had her wits in. Oh my gosh, again? Again. And then Bruno said I danced like a homosexual. You did a little bit. A little bit, but it's okay. And I know I did. It's okay, Mike. Chubby. Well, maybe we can go get some burritos. Oh, yeah. Thank you so much. Thank you. My goodness. So, anyway, that's the deal with that. 570-1949 is our number if you want to give us a call. So, LOB, Lauren O'Brien said something really, really, really funny in her recap. She said, Whenever she sees somebody that is wearing like braces or they have a mole, she can't help it. Her eyes go right to it. That's so sad. I know. Everybody's like that. And then the person covers it up and they hang their head down and she feels like a jerk. But she says she it's like you're literally seeing something. I know. I can't. And then.

33:15You can tell that they, like, especially if it's the braces thing or something like that, on an adult, I'm not, like, exactly expecting it. So when I do see it and look right at it before I even look in their eyes, then they'll, like, cover it and move. It's obvious. You can tell. Like, sometimes Todd will look at something near my chin. I'm like, what? What? What's it? What's going on down there? Stop it. What have you stared at me for? You're like, what? What? What do you mean? I was just looking at your face. No, you were looking right here. Yeah. Rebecca's like, I thought you were going to introduce me to your friend. The one on your forehead. I have a friend with a crazy eye. And I'm like, I'm talking to him. And I'm trying to look at the eye that's not crazy. That's what you have to do. And I can't. And then he finally goes, are you looking at this? He just full on calls you out. You're like, yes. He's like, well, get it over with. I'm like. I can't. That is mean. You need to control that. You can't. He can't help it. You can't control this, though. Yes, you can. Okay, then teach me right now, Sienna. Which eye do you look at? The one that's looking at you. Yeah. They're both looking at me, even though one's crazy. Or you can stare right in the middle of both of their eyes. Just stare in the middle of the eyes, and they won't be able to tell. I've always been told. What? Stop staring at me like a crazy person. Let me see if you can tell if I look in the middle.

34:32Oh, my gosh. It's not funny. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I know. You can't not focus on it. But what do you do? What do you do? If I look in the middle of your nose, can you tell I'm looking at your nose? Wood, stop crossing your eyes. Do it to me. Do it to me. I don't know which one. I don't know which one. You look at the one looking at you. He's crossing both of his eyes. The one looking at you or you stare like seriously in the bridge of their nose. Look at me, Mike. Yeah. Can you tell that I'm looking at the middle of your nose? No, you can't. Could you just tell right then? The difference between here I'm looking at your nose, now I'm looking in your eyes. I can way more tell when you're looking in my eyes. Yeah, but because you have two eyes that are looking at her. Looks like she's focusing on something, Sienna. Stop. Wear sunglasses. Look at the good eye. If I look at your one eye, you probably can't tell that I'm only looking at one eye. I'm looking at one of his eyes right now, and it...

35:25You probably know I'm staring at one of your eyes. Can you tell? That's what I always feel like, I'm staring at the good eye. Okay, but he has both eyes that are staring at you. When there's one eye that's not staring at you, it's floating somewhere else, it doesn't know what it's seeing. Sienna, we're trained to look eyeball to eyeball. Yeah, we are. We are. Well, you know what? You're going to need to just figure it out. I got it. I figured it out. What? Eyebrows. Look at the eyebrows. Look at the eyebrows. You can look at the eyebrows. Can you tell I'm looking at your eyebrows? No, not at all. Really? Like you're looking at my eyes. I have a buddy with a... What's it called? The hair lip? Yeah. And the whole, I mean, I've known this guy forever and I'm like, every time I see him. And it's like, you know, I try not to. I don't want to be a jerk. You have to control it. You do have to control it. I just look at my feet. I do. That's the thing. When I see a stranger and then I'm like, oh my God, I want to be like, I don't care that you have them. I had them too. I just, I didn't, I wasn't expecting. Oh, sorry. Adult braces. Adult braces is a weird, my mom had them when I was like. 15. That's weird. The clear ones? Maybe I need them again. No, you don't. No, it's usually like, it's time that they can afford it. On the bottom. Please don't get braces. Because I'll be, me and LLB will be like this. Susanna, there's nothing wrong with having braces. You just wear your retainer. Well, that's the thing. I took my braces off when I was like 75. Did you say, Susanna? I don't know, she was 75 or something like that. 25. I'm 26 now.

36:52Can you take your retainer off? Sure. Just take it out so I can hear you. So I took them off when I was 25. I'm 26 now. I just had a birthday. Thanks for remembering, Will. Happy birthday. But yeah, I had them and people looked. Yeah. They stared. Do they stare with your retainer? No, not as much. Well, she's gorgeous. Yeah, she's beautiful. Part of the deal. I try to wear really low-cut shirts to just sort of divert the attention. Oh my gosh. It's good. It's good to keep it up. But if you take the retainer out, your teeth will go crooked. You should put it back. I should put it back. Because your teeth will go crooked. And see, now they stare at her when she talks, though.

37:31Where did you look, Woods? See? Hey, look at my eyes. I can't, I can't, I can't. Look at my eyes. You just spit on me. Yeah, you did. He's looking at me. There's a white bubble on your nose, Woods, that she just spit there. Oh, seriously? She just spit a white bubble. Floated on over. Seriously. You ever seen somebody do that? It's amazing. I'd never do it. Like Gleek. I can hit you in the forehead from here. Gleek. Don't. Do it. Do it. Do it. I can blow a bubble off the end of my tongue. Mike, he doesn't want you to. That was a serious thing. Of course it is. And I had to make it. Can you blow bubbles? Holy crap. Do it. Now I can't because everyone's looking at me. Yeah. My mom could do that. I can't because everyone's looking at me. Whoa. I'll work on it. I can gleek like a madman. Me too. You ever been having lunch with someone professional and they spit on you and you don't want to say it? Yes, it happens all the time. I spit on your board all the time. You do? One time I was in an interview. I'm never going to forget this. And the interviewer spit and it landed on my lip. Oh my god. Oh no.

38:39And I think he was aware of it. Yes. And I just kept it on there. And I was like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. In my mind, just thinking, kill me now. I need to run out of it and screaming to the bathroom. And I kept it on there. And like five minutes later, I did the wife. Oh, my gosh. It was awful. Try having an interview and continuing talking when some spit is just resting on your lip. How about a boss who spits her gum into your mouth? What? What? How does that happen? Shana Moran, our old boss, she walks in my office and she thinks she's being funny. I'm kind of talking. And she goes, and spits her gum. It lands in my mouth. Oh, my. Did you chew it? I just kept chewing it. I was like, oh, yeah, it's in the mouth already. I would have laughed until I went wee-wee. Yeah, me too. I would have choked on the gum from laughing so hard. What are the odds of that? Oh, my gosh. We should do something where you try to spit gum in my mouth, see if you can make it. I have gum. Let's do it. Wow. Let's do it. I bet she can. I bet she can, too. She's talented. Where's my gum? Oh, my gosh. Yeah, it was insane. That's insane. The odds of that are like...

39:49There she goes. One in a million. Sienna's chewing gum. Oh, wow. That doesn't sound weird. I'm chewing it up real good. I'm chewing it up nice and loud. How far? What's the distance on that? What's the distance on that? It's probably like three feet or something like that. She was pretty close. Are you going to try that? I never thought I was going to do this today. Do you want me to take a call or do you want to try it? I'm going to get it nice and wet. M1CK from Mira Mesa. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Go ahead. I was just calling in because turning on my radio this morning and hearing Sienna's voice just started my whole day off. Thank you. She's back. Thank goodness. She's back. Mister.

40:34Thank you, CK. I'm back and spitting gum in Woods' mouth. Yeah. I missed my job. That's what I'm talking about. You ready? Oh, gosh. Stand up. Is it all good and wet? They're about five feet away from you. Six feet away. Both of you guys stand up. No, no. She stands. I was sitting. Oh, my gosh. I was sitting. I was sitting. She was standing. She's standing up. Santa's standing up. You've got to really open your mouth. What's it sitting down? Oh, that's weird. I feel like I should take a picture with my phone. Hold on. I'm getting the camera. Chris is getting the camera right now. This would 100% happen off the air, by the way. Did you see how excited I was? I was like, I have come! Oh, gosh. They're pretty far apart. You guys are pretty far. You can get a little closer. There you go. Oh, my gosh. Somebody's got to pick that guy. Overshot. Overshot. He's letting her try again. This was on the floor. Oh, well. Oh, well. She just threw it back in her mouth. Need to get it. Dang it. She's trying it again. She doesn't care. She picked it right up off that guy. Here we go. Third time's a charm. Third time's a charm.

41:44Why are you guys so far parking? Like a desk with a park. Oh, he headbutted it. It was like a soccer ball and he butted it back into the goal. I tried to do it softer that time. So they've deliberately tried three times and they can't get it. Woods just picked up my chewed gum off the floor and butted his mouth. It's a lot of fur in it. What kind of gum is this? It's mint mojito. Mojito? It's bourbon gum. It's Tabasco banana. We're not done trying. Okay. You got to keep trying. Oh, for sure. 5701949 is the number if you want to give us a call. If I had, like, chewy, like, bazooka gum or Bubblicious, we would have done it. What's up, sports? What's up, sports is brought to you by our friends at Clearview High and Laser Medical Center. We told you about Sean Merriman being released, but some more great news out of Charger Camp. Buster Davis. I can't go.

43:05Not only was my gum chewed, but it also fell on the floor and then put it in his mouth. I just swallowed it, by the way. What? Did you really? Buster Davis is on injured reserve. He's been playing okay, but he's not going to be playing anymore. I'm going to go try out. Yeah, seriously. Got a good shot. There was some sad news yesterday. I will be honest with you listeners, my friends. I did not know who Andy Irons was until yesterday when he passed away at the age of 32. Apparently was a dynamite surfer. Was a three-time world champ. I mean, the guy was, they said basically his kind of legacy is he was really Kelly Slater's main competition, you know? Wow. And it was really, really sad. Yeah, 32 years old. Dengue fever is what they're saying preliminarily. He was flying back from a tournament and actually was laid over in Dallas. And was found dead in his hotel room. So I know he's married. He's got young kids. And I believe he's got a baby on the way. Baby on the way. Oh, does he not have kids? I don't think. I know his wife is pregnant with their first child. Oh, that's their first child. I think they didn't let him on the plane because he was too sick. Just so sad, man. Just so sad. He's got 20 world tour. Had 20.

44:23World Tour victories, four triple crown of surfing titles. And he's just a legend, not only in surfing, but from Kauai. He's just a hero on the island. Wow. They said everybody in Kauai was very upset yesterday. Very, very sad news. And then, you know, the Chargers this weekend will be taking on the Houston Texans at Houston. So, they're 3-5 right now. What do they need? to do, Mr. Phillip Rivers, to get back to where they need to be, cut one. I think with the approach we had last week and the preparation, if we can duplicate that this week and try to go win another game, just go win one more game, then we get to the bye and obviously won't be where we wish we were or where we had plans to be at the bye, but certainly we'll be headed in the right direction. Woods has said it before, and I agree. I just feel bad for the guy. Yeah. He plays his guts out. The number one passer, man, right now in NFL history through the first eight games of the season. Yeah, I mean, it's just insane. So real quick, they have the bye after the Texans, then the Broncos. Win? Yes. Okay, well, first of all, Texans. Are they going to beat the Texans? I think so. I do, too. So that's four and five. Five and five after the Broncos. At the Colts, no. No. Five and six. I don't think so. The Raiders, yeah, six and six.

45:42I think they'll beat the Colts. For the first time ever, you do, Santa? It's always when you think that they're not going to that they do. For whatever reason, they play the Colts pretty good, so maybe. But the Raiders, for the first time ever, are kind of like, is there something going on with the Raiders? They've already lost once. They're playing well. The Chiefs, that's going to be another tough game for them. They've already lost to the Chiefs this year. So, I mean, here's the deal. They've got the Chiefs, the Niners, the Bengals, the Broncos. The Bears, the Cowboys, the Saints, and the Niners left on their schedule. These are winnable games, though. These are winnable games. Absolutely they are. Absolutely they are. So I got some more Padre news for you guys. John Garland, who was 14-12 last year for the Padres, has opted for free agency. Pitched really well. They kind of picked him up off the scrap heap. He won 14 games and had a really good ERA, and he's a good pitcher, but he has declined the option that he had, and he is going to opt for free agency, as is Yorvit Torialba, the catcher for the Padres. But the Padres did exercise their option on Adrian Gonzalez. He'll make $5.5 million in the final season with the Padres, which is a steal.

46:50for that guy, an absolute steal. So you say that means that we will see Adrian Gonzalez in a Padre uniform all next season. I would not say all next season. I would not say all next season, and I'll tell you why. Because Jed Hoyer has already said, listen, he wants Mark to share his money. We don't have it. We don't have it. So if you want to play the season out, if you're playing well, great. Hopefully you make a run with him. If not, if you're not playing well, you've got to get something back for him. So you're going to have to trade him, and hopefully not to Boston. Perfect. Yeah. But they did pick up the option on him, so you will see him on opening day. And then also last night the Lakers won again. They are now 4-0. They won 124-105 over the Memphis Grizzlies. Here is Paul Gasol talking about how they have gotten off to a good start. Cut two. Yeah, I do. I do, actually. I think the intensity is great. I think we're making some progress as the game goes on.

47:50We're playing well, so, you know, we've got to keep it up. That's what's on sports. We have another Black Eyed Peas dude coming out saying they ripped me off. Their song's called Take a Dive, and the Black Eyed Peas song that they're claiming that has been ripped off from them is I Got a Feeling. So we'll listen to the two of them back-to-back, and you decide. Hi, my name is Mike, and I am 40 years of age. I'm the host of The Mikey Show. Hello, Mike. Hello, Mike. And we go by The Mikey Show because it's too late to change it. Let's see. Woodsy is our sports guy. L.O.B., otherwise known as Lauren O'Brien, is our... I have to change it in my phone, too. I still have you listed as Lauren O'Brien. You want it as L.O.B.? Yeah, because I go to type your name in for an email.

49:12And I want to put L.O.B. in. I do it every time. I go, oh, I forgot. It's L.O.B. We call her L.O.B., so you know. And Sienna's our news girl. And Jay is our producer. And our phone screener's name is Crab. So. We're going to hear about the Wipeout audition at 8.30. And what happened with you guys. There's a picture on Jay's Facebook right now of Woods in a Harlem Globetrotter outfit. Yes. He looks stoked. And then sometime between now and 10, I'll use the word fajita in a sentence. And when I do, you can win Legoland tickets. So try to tell me what this song sounds like. I thought it was going to be BS. That sounds... Just like Black Eyed Peas. Oh, yeah. I got a feeling about this. We're going to do this side by side, right? Yeah. Okay, because I want to see that. I don't know that song that well. Okay. One more. I'm just going to pull it back a couple seconds. Intro to intro. Listen, listen, listen. That's the intro. Okay. Listen to this. Wow. Yeah. It's almost dead on. That's the Black Eyed Peas. Holy cow. Again, again, here's a guy that's claiming that he's been ripped off. Dude.

51:09Yeah. Wow, yeah, he's got a beef. Yeah, he's got a feeling he's going to win some money. Yeah, I got a feeling he's going to win. Wow. So here's that guy's stuff. His song is called Take a Dive. We're listening to Take a Dive, not Black Eyed Peas right now. This is Take a Dive. Does he ever start singing? Maybe it's just instrumental. If it is, he's got a case. Yeah. Yeah, we're a minute 20 in. That's Black Eyed Peas. I got a feeling. That's what it sounds like to me. Yeah. Could it ever just be a coincidence, though? I mean, there's so many songs out there. You have to think, like, how do you not repeat a beat sometimes? I know, but in the same key and in the same timing. Yeah, I know, I know. If you keep going, his lyrics are, I've got a feeling that today is going to be a good case. Not tonight. He's got a real good case. Oh, yeah. Listen, if I'm a jury. I just wonder how, like, if you listen to, for instance, Danny California by the Red Hat Chili Peppers.

52:26Mary Jane's Last Dance with Tom Petty. Yeah. The beginning part is like almost exactly the same, but then clearly it goes a separate way and the lyrics are completely different. Now there's different things though. I mean, and it's interesting you bring that song up because I know he ripped off and he said, John Frusciante said, I ripped off Jimi Hendrix. foxy lady for the guitar solo. It was kind of an homage, and I think there's a difference in doing an homage and saying, hey man, we're big Tom Petty fans, and we did this same chord progression, or I kited your beat. I grabbed your beat. Don't you have to get approval either way, even if you do an homage? No. Really? Here's the thing though, man. One is bigger than the other. Right. Yeah, well, and... This guy's a nobody, right? And the Black Eyed Peas grabbed his beat. Tom Petty's not a nobody. So, you know, it's different. That's crazy. I just wonder how objective they can get with it. That's the Black Eyed Peas. That's crazy. This one is the Black Eyed Peas, right? Yeah. They ripped him off. 100%. That's a jam, though, man. I love this song. How can they not think they're going to get caught?

53:54I mean, everybody's going to hear their huge song. Yeah. I mean, that makes no sense. I wonder if it's the producer that is like, I got this beat for you, you know, and he gets it from somewhere and then, you know, 2000s it up. Oh, that's, you're in such bad trouble, man. Do you guys remember, did you ever see, you ever watch Behind the Music? Yeah. Remember the Vanilla Ice one? You ever see that one? And he goes, they were giving him grief about, you know. Ice Ice Baby, and it's the baseline for Under Pressure. And he goes, no, no, no, no, it's not the same. Because mine goes... And he's like, it's not the same. He really tried to say it wasn't the same. He tried to sell it. I'm like, dude, that's the same, man. He put like one little hi-hat in at the end and called it different. Super freak and can't touch this, right? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but in some of these cases, I think that they... We're sampling it and allowed to sample it. Yeah, and not in that case, that's for sure. Wow, he said that? Yep. Wow. So funny. 570-1949 is our number. Would you guys ever date someone if they had the same name as your ex? It depends on how over your ex you are, I think. I think I could do it. What if, God forbid, you were single again? Uh-huh. Could you go out with a Todd?

55:21No. Yeah. No! I think I could. No way. It'd be weird. It'd be weird. You'd just call him Deuce? Yeah, but it's a name. Would you trip outwards if you met a hot Jamie, if you weren't with your Jamie? I probably would. I'd probably trip out. I think I'd trip out. Yeah. I mean, I'd probably sleep. Could you try to, like, really push a nickname on that person? You're like, hey, Jamie. Yeah. Peg. JPEG. JPEG. He's like, why are you calling me JPEG? You're like, oh, no reason. I dated my ex-boyfriend of a long time a couple years ago was named Josh. So, like, if I met another Josh, I wonder if I'd just really try to push and call him Joshua. Like, you know what I mean? But don't you think you've had another relationship since then? Yeah, but it just resonates. Like, you know how sometimes there's a little, like, when you're 10 and this girl's mean to you and, like, every time you meet a Samantha, you're like, Samantha. How about you do this? You go, hey, Josh, you're so cute. I want to call you Steve. Even you saying, hey, Josh, as me like that, that reminds me of dating somebody five, six years ago. It's a name. One time when Rebecca and I were on a break. We were on a break. We were on a break, and I dated a girl named Rebecca. Weird. It's weird, but you get past it, I think.

56:45Yeah, don't you? You weren't weirded out at all? Mm-mm. In one and out the other? Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, well. I meant, like, the old swapperoo. The old switcheroo? Listen, it's a name, right? How does, I guess, if she didn't know, and she now knows, current wife, Rebecca? Yeah. At the time, how'd she feel about it? Well, I didn't say, how do you feel about this name thing? No, but, like, you guys obviously, like, talked about it. No. You don't talk about it after? She knows now, right? Well, yeah. No, she even knew after, but we didn't talk about it. Did she at any point say, like, really, with the Rebecca bit? No. Really? No. They were on a break. Not our kind of... No, but I'd be weirded out if I was on a break and someone dated another Lauren. I'd be like, oh, yeah. You would say something about it? Actually, in my head, I'd be like, obviously, he missed me. I had to fight another one. My friend's brother is getting remarried. His first wife's name was Karen, and now he's engaged to a Marin. Oh, boy. Weird. You do it. I'm going to make this hypothesis, too. I think that we all have a little serial killer in us, and this is what I mean. This is what I mean. You know how when you see a bunch of pictures of serial killers' victims, they all look the same? Yes.

58:08You ever noticed that a lot of times, I mean, we do date two people that don't look different, but do you also notice that sometimes you see, you go, oh my gosh, Bill's new girlfriend looks just like his ex-girlfriend. That happens a lot. It happens a lot. It happens a lot. I mean, yes, we also go through stages where we. change and we go out with somebody that looks completely different, but we also do the serial killer bit a lot too. Yeah. I married someone that was completely different than anyone I'd ever dated. Yeah. Yeah. Why? What did they look like? Everyone I ever dated was like darker, like dark hair, dark eyes, Todd's blonde with blue eyes. Never did I even, nothing. I got cheated on by a brunette. Never dated a brunette. Really? Never dated a brunette again. But that was my type. Yeah. Up until that point. I never was attracted to blondes. Never was anything, nothing with blondes. Wouldn't have anything to do with blondes. Yeah, right. This girl cheated. I'm serious. Seriously. I wouldn't touch that girl. Well, yeah. Actually, the truth is, I don't care what the blonde is. Shaved dead for all you care. No, but I had a type and it was brunettes. And then this girl cheated on me. And from that point on, I was like. Had to switch gears. Yeah, I had to switch gears.

59:23Woodsy, did you ever do the cereal thing? No. Or was it always different? It was always different. Always? Yeah, some people go for like every flavor of the rainbow. Every and any, whatever. Woods, what are you going to do? I would love to see. The roster? Yeah. No. I mean, there's only three. Yeah, there's just three. There's only three, but still. M1 Grant from, I don't know. Are you there, Grant? Hey, no, this is M1, not Grant, just in case my girlfriend's listening. M1, not Grant. Okay, gotcha. Go ahead. Well, I dated a Stacey, and now I'm dating a Stephanie. And when we first started dating, I was horrified that I was just kind of like, hey, Stacey, you know, that kind of thing. Oh, yeah, yeah. Did you? I was engaged to the first one, and then the second one, I found out I was engaged, and it was pretty tight, I'm just saying. You hadn't told the new girlfriend that you had been engaged? Well, no, I told her that it's just, you know what I mean? It's like a hard subject. So that just added to, you know, like, anyway. Especially during fights. I could see you're so mad and you just think of your ex when you're really mad. You know, and you're like, Stephanie, Stacy, what's your name? Holy cow. You get your throat slit. Oh, yeah.

1:00:44Yeah, I've done it. I've called people the wrong names. I've had the wrong name called to me before. Actually, Jamie's mom one time called me by her ex-husband's name. And then Jamie's in trouble because of it. 100%. Let me say this. Knowing Woods like I know Woods, I bet that this is what it was like. I don't care. I don't care. It's okay. It's okay. Don't worry. Don't feel bad. And then as soon as he was out of that room, he was like, I can't freaking believe that she called me Craig. That's exactly how it went. Exactly. That's exactly how it went down. Craig. You hate that name. It was a different name, but it was close enough. M1 Justin from Point Loma. Are you there? Yeah. Hi. How you doing? Good, man. Yeah. I recently got a new girlfriend, and I called her by my ex-girlfriend's name at least three times. That's a great move, Kel. In retrospect, I wish she would have had the same name. Oh, my gosh. So you wouldn't make that mistake. Absolutely. What was the look? What did it look like? Did she try to pretend that it didn't bother her, or was she outwardly upset? The first time I could see being like...

1:02:03The mean look, and then you get over it. The second time, all right, now this really isn't funny. You better stop doing it. The third time, you're gone, man. You're lucky. Just call her. Just effing call her. Well, the third time, I would be convinced you're still dating him. Yes, yes. And you're making the mistake because you're cheating on him. What was his name? I don't know. Oh, okay. Well, I was just going to tell him if he's still listening that he needs to start calling her babe and hon and cutie and, you know. Or maybe wait a little longer before you jump from one relationship to the next. Yeah. Well, you can go in there. Just call him babe. Hey, hon, how you doing? Yeah. That's bad. Never make that mistake. Don't say sweetie. You say sugar teas, whatever. Oh, yeah. M1 Lobster from Carlsbad. Hi. Hi. I was going just to offer my two cents about the name thing because my peers before I met my husband, he was engaged. And he told me about it really early on in our relationship. And the other thing that was a little bizarre is not only did we share a first name, but we also shared a middle name. That is weird. That is really weird. And honestly, it doesn't bother me that much. Can I ask you a question? Are you married to the guy? You're married to the guy you said? Yeah, we're married now. Question, question. Wow. Does it ever cross your mind during lovemaking? No, and honestly, I don't.

1:03:25Even if he had called me by the wrong name, I don't think that I would, you know, I mean, obviously I don't have any way of knowing that. I know, but if he said Betsy, Jane? Yeah, unfortunately there's no pet name or whatever that was associated with her, but it doesn't bother me too much, especially because she was not very nice to him in the end, and so he thinks very negatively of her and hopefully positively of me. Well, yeah, and you won, so it always feels good to win. Yeah. And you're being very confident about it. I'm very proud of you. You're a scoreboard. You're taking the high road. Scoreboard. M1 Jennifer from San Marcos. Hey. Yeah. Sorry, I'm at the gas pump. So I have just a little side note about that. What about marrying someone and dating someone of your dad's name, which was totally creepy because I didn't even think about it. And then my sister was teasing me and saying, what about when it comes time for... Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never. Oh, my gosh. I hadn't even thought about that. Never, never, never, never, never, ever, ever. I would not. Yes, you could. No, I couldn't. I couldn't. How often do you yell out their name? Well, it depends on how you know what your dad's name is. If your dad's name is, like, Mike. That's Mike. It's Scott. There's tons of Scots. Was that the name? Your dad's name is Scott? Yeah. It's kind of different. My mom's name is Esther.

1:04:45My dad's name is Terry, so you don't meet very many Terries. Mine's is Gary. My mom's is Marsha. Wouldn't you freak out? If I saw a girl in a bar 10 years ago and I was like, holy cow. And I walked up to her and I was like, how are you? I had to meet you. You're gorgeous. Oh, hi, I'm Marsha. I'd be like. Yes, I would. You would be like, oh, hey, that's my mom's name. Like I said, I would have slept with her, but I wouldn't have dated. I got a really weird one for you. What? I know a girl. Oh, gosh. I know a girl that married a guy with her dad's first and last name, but it was a common name. Why? So they weren't related. Like Mike O'Brien? His name was Jess Perez. Wow. Yeah. Wait, that's not a common name. Yeah, well, I mean, Perez is a common name. Perez is common. Perez is common. And the guy's name was, dad's name is Jess. Wow. I mean, would it freak you out to marry somebody with your same last name? Yes. What about your same first name? My mom has two friends, Terry and Terry Beasley. They're married. Yeah, I knew it. Man and woman. Terry and Terry. That's insane. Yeah, I know a Leslie and a Leslie that I'm married.

1:06:01That's so weird. That's so weird. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Leslie and Leslie James. I know. I asked my friend. I was like, well, and he was an only child or is an only child. I was like, well, what happened when like telemarketers or like someone would be like, hi, can I speak to Leslie? For real? Yeah. And he'd be like, which one? He's really said he had to be like. They don't know. I don't know. The person calling doesn't know. My mom or my dad? Your mom? Your mom? He said mail would come and they'd be like, I don't know. Oh my God. What if they were both named Chris Thomas? Yeah. Yeah. And somebody calls and they're like, hi, is Chris Thomas there, please? Yes, this is he. They don't know. Right. Seriously? The person calling, they don't even know. They'll just go, oh, which one? Which one? I don't know. It just says Chris Thomas. Yeah, see you later. Click. I guess it's a good screening method. Oh, yeah. It's great. Weird. We now present to you Mr. and Mrs. Mike Esparza. Mike and Mike Esparza. Oh, I've known chicks named Michael. What? Yeah, Michael. I feel like when girls have guys' names, it's kind of hot. You do? Yeah. Yeah, like Bruce. Hey, Gary. No, not like that. What's going on, Ron?

1:07:11I am Ron Stevens. I almost named Sage Blake. Yeah, like a Kyle. Oh, Blake is a girl named too. It could be both. We love going over names, man. Let me tell you something. We could do that forever. M1 Nessia from Oside? Yes. Go ahead. Hi. I was just calling about the topic and I just wanted to tell you a weird story. I was married before and dating a guy whose name was, or my ex-husband's name was Chris, and I'm currently seeing a guy named Chris. Oh, boy. And I sent him, the guy I was seeing, a text message saying, hey, can you pick that up on your way over tonight? I really want that. I miss you. Let me know when you're on your way. And I accidentally sent that to my ex-husband. Oh, God. No way. Did he show up? He texted me back and said, I'm not coming over. I think maybe you sent that to the wrong person. Oh, my gosh. And I said, no, that was totally for you. Oh, gosh. And he says, yeah, okay, don't even. And I said, okay, I'm sorry. A question. I have a question, Nessia. A million questions. Nessia, Nessia, Nessia.

1:08:39Nessia. I'm not buying this. Why would you say to him, no, I meant it for you? Yeah. I'm so scared. Okay, Nessia, question. Yes. What if after you said, no, I meant it for you, he was like. Really? Okay. Rad. I'll come over. Shows up in nothing but a steak bikini. Yes. He shows up with just a necktie and a trench coat. Champagne. Yeah, and a t-shirt that says, let's do it. What would you have done if he would have taken you up on it? The ironic thing is when I texted the guy that I was seeing about that, it wasn't like, hey, come over to see me so you can come over and see me like that. It was when you come over because we were about to go out. So what would you have done if he would have... Sienna is so skeptical. I'm not buying this. I'm slightly skeptical. You know, I think you meant to send it to him, I think is what happened. Did you mean to send it to him and you kind of wanted him still? Honestly, I did not because I actually left. I actually ended things with him.

1:09:48And I haven't had the thought of wanting to be back together with him. Maybe I just wanted to know if he wanted to be. But it's not like that. Oh, okay. We have a kid together. Wait, wait, wait. They have a kid together. Right. So they still have to keep in contact. Because my question was going to be. We have a really good friendship. My question was going to be, well, why are you still texting your ex-husband? Like, if I looked in Jamie's phone and she had her ex-husband's name in her phone, I'd be like, kid, you guys don't have any kids together. There's no reason. But if you have a kid, then it makes sense. Yeah, it totally does. No, we still have a kid, and we have a pretty good relationship. That sounds like it. No, they do. Does Chris number two know that you're still seeing your ex-husband? Oh, wow. I actually told Chris number two about that, what happened, and he laughed it off. He's like, ha, ha, ha, ha. He's like, ha, ha, ha. Why would you tell me this? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Get me out of here. Yeah. Thanks, Nessia. We appreciate it. M1 Pete from La Jolla. Still don't buy it. Hey, what's going on, guys? Not too much, man. Go ahead. Yeah, my girlfriend right now has a kid by somebody else, and the kid is named after the dad. Oh, no. Yeah. So every time she does it, it's, oh, I'm sorry. I was thinking about little. Oh. Oh, wow. Yeah, right.

1:11:10That would be tough. Yeah, right, he says. It's like you want to get close to the kid, too, but deep down you're like, I don't like you. Yeah, you're like, come here, Bill. It's time to give the kid a nickname. Yes, I was thinking. Time to give the kid a nickname. Bubs. Chief. Yeah. Start calling him Chief. Little guy. Hey, are we going to be taking Josh to Disneyland this weekend? Is Craig ready for the water park today? They should call him little guy, and then if she says that in the bedroom, she's in big trouble. Ready to go fishing? Brad. Hey, Brad. Hey, Brad. Hey, Brad. Did you get your homework done? Brad. That is bad. That's bad, dude. That's awkward. That's tough. Really bad. Let's see. 5701949 is our number. I don't know how you're going to feel about this, Woods. What's that? Your girl, Taylor Swift. What about her, Lil Angel? Huh? Because that show Dancing with the Clowns is so popular, musical artists are now taking the opportunity to sell gajillions of records just by singing on there. Nice. So Taylor sang on there. That's fine. She can do whatever she wants. I'm pitchy, dog. Little pitchy? You tell me. No. You tell me. You tell me. We'll come back. You tell me. Oh, no. We have a coup d'etat right now.

1:13:15Wow. We were going to play Tom Tom tunes. And Jay says that we have M1 Danielle called in. And he said she sounds, he didn't know what her deal is, if she's upset or if she's sick or whatever. But you guys remember Danielle. She was the girl that called us because her boyfriend went running with a girl at work. Yes. And the reason that he ran with her is because the girl was a runner and Danielle is not. And the girl that he ran with had a boyfriend and he was not a runner. And she was very attractive. Yes. Danielle had seen her and said she was very attractive. She said even she was attracted to her. Yes. Which I'm all the way in on. Of course. Well, she said she knew she was an attractive person.

1:14:15I don't know if she was lesbian. I don't know that she was inclined, but knew that when she saw her, she was like, oh, boy, that's your running partner. Would not like that. Jay says she's calling us with an update. Yes. Are you there, Danielle? Are you okay? I've been better. Yeah, I talked to my boyfriend. You know, I can't. I told you guys a few weeks ago that I would tell him to go running with him. Oh, right. And, you know, I was like, you know, if it's that big of a deal, you know, and you really, you know, running every day means this much to you, and, you know, it's really a big deal. Like, I'll go with you. I'll start running. Right. And he was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, babe. Like, that's okay. Like, no, I know you don't like to. And I thought that was a little weird.

1:15:27how he just kind of just like brushed it off you know yeah and uh and then he and then he started acting like like super weird like started getting me like flowers out of nowhere oh boy you know like taking me to dinner and i was like what you know you know like just overly like sweet like you know like almost like guilty like you know like trying to make up for something i couldn't take it anymore and i'm and i'm totally not this kind of person but woods just mouthed aren't you She looked through his phone. I knew that was coming. You looked through his phone? No. That sucks. So sorry. What kind of evidence? Like what? Naked pictures. Like, yeah. Like, I don't know. Like, you know.

1:16:45Did you pick up condoms? Oh, my gosh. He had in his cell phone. Moron. Or she said that. She said to him, did you pick up condoms? Oh, my gosh. I mean, like, that's, like, one of the not racy ones, I can tell you. One of the not racy ones. Holy cow. That was a mild one compared to some of the stuff you saw. Oh my gosh. Women's intuition. Women's intuition, never mind. She's taking it. She's taking it hard. Yeah, she is.

1:17:45Uh, yeah. I mean, I'm just glad that we weren't dating for any longer. I'm glad I found out this early on. What did you say? I mean, I totally was like, I confronted her about it. Like, you're lying to me. I was like, you know, just like, so do you have fun on your run? Do you have fun on your little run setting up with her? God, my skin is cold. And I just was like, yeah, so is she a good kisser? What's that like? What's that like, you know? Is he like, what are you talking about? Did you remember to get the condoms? I mean. Yeah, exactly. And I just kept on. I was like, no. I know. And he finally came clean. Man, come clean. When you were in a situation like that and you get home and your wife looks at you or your girlfriend and says, so, how was lunch? Or, so, how was your run? You're caught. I haven't cheated and you just said that and I got an icicle in my belly. Yeah. I didn't do anything. It was me and Woods. I swear we went to Joe's Scrap Shack. Really, what'd you like? That sucks. That sucks, man. It's terrible. Better you know now. Better you get out. He's a jerk. Not all men are like that. Yes. Hey, Danielle. Danielle. I'm going to ask you this, and I don't want you to be offended. I just want to ask you. Have you been drinking? I had a couple of late nights. I'm blowing it out. Yeah.

1:19:17Just been out with her girlfriend, shaking it up real good. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, mostly just sitting around drinking wine and watching, you know, good, happy girl movies. Does he have a best friend that maybe you could sleep with? Oh, boy, Jay. I'm just throwing that out there. That's a good idea. No, move on from that guy. That's not a good idea. No, it's not. I'm just kidding. Man, we felt it, dude. We thought it was a weird, it is a weird thing. I mean, you just, you're in a relationship, you're in marriage, you shouldn't. It's called, it's playing with matches, man, around gasoline. What do you think's going to happen? Something's going to blow up in your face. Danielle, listen, it's going to be all right. And listen, I've said this a million times. You know, it's better that you know this now.

1:20:21and you're going to find somebody that is going to make you really happy. And this was just a way to get to the, if this wouldn't have been, if this wouldn't have happened, you'd have never found the person that you're eventually going to find. Exactly. I mean, it didn't go on any longer. It wasn't, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Thank God, man. I found out or whatever. I mean, but, oh God, I hate this girl now. And I don't know if her boyfriend knows what I really want to do is like. What does he look like? Take the high road. Just get away from the whole situation. You're not 16 anymore and take the high road and just say, you know what, pal? You missed out on something really special and have fun jogging. Sounds like a dirty little fling anyway. Did you get the condoms? How romantic is that? That's disgusting.

1:21:23Yeah, leave it in your phone. Yeah. That's so sad. Danielle, I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry, and we hope that things get better for you. All right. Thanks, Danielle. That was so sad. She is torn up. She is torn up. You called that, Mikey. I think she was partying with her girls or drinking it off with her girls. Sometimes you got to, man. You want to surround yourself with your boys or your girls or whatever. He's never going to forget this. Or with a couple of empty bottles. Wine. A couple of black guys. Whatever, man. Whatever it takes. I've been there. Done that. I've been there. Haven't we all? Lauren! I love L.O.B. I love L.O.B. How does somebody so innocent looking say such things as you? It's just an act. If our listeners could be flies on the wall at one of our meetings afterwards, holy freaking smokes. Did you just see that? When you said that, Lauren looked at you and goes...

1:22:39Whatever, you guys are just as bad. What? Me and L.O.B. are the worst in meetings because I'm the cursor and L.O.B. is the creep. What? You get creepy too. 100%. This is me, completely emotionless face. Yes. And Sienna going, okay guys, okay guys. Let's go, let's go, let's go. I have to keep them on track. Yeah. Like little children. Yeah, Jay's not creepy in meetings. No. He's just creepy on the air. He's not creepy in meetings at all. And Mikey goes into a position where he's like, I'm dead. Yeah, fetal position. Woods is exchanging his... Just leave me alone. Just leave me alone. Can to the other. Why? Because there was only a little pinch in. I just put it in this one. Made it right. Do you chew two of those a day? I don't know. I dip a lot of snuff. Don't you? I dip a lot of snuff. Try riding in the car with him for any length of time. He is dipping and smoking and weaving and bumping off things. Really? On the side. Really? Looking around at things. Changing the song. I've seen you drive. Really? You drive like an a-hole. Yes. But I'm safe. You like zoom up and we're like. Hey.

1:23:41There was a truck tire yesterday that was bouncing down the freeway, and your boy was in the right place at the right time. And, you know, once again. Everybody gets lucky. Everybody saved everybody's life. Can I say something? Go ahead, Lauren. Mr. Stephen L. Woods, our sports guy. About a week ago, he was chewing Copenhagen like he always does. Yes. Spitting into a paper coffee cup. Yes. Miss Lauren R. O'Brien accidentally drank some spit. Said spit, yes. It was agreed upon that Mr. Stephen L. Woods would never use the coffee cup. He's got it all the way over there, but Sienna's also over there. There's nothing in there. There it is. Hey, is there anything in here? Let me see. Not yet. Not yet, but there's about to be. You need a spittoon, sir. I don't want a spittoon. It's not an 1834. bar in Tombstone, you know? Those things are foul anyway. Oh, it makes me sick every time you open the can. Oh, you'll be okay, L-O-B. What do you guys think about the fact that Woodsy's not wearing his little newsboy hat? I'm on board. He's back to the Yankee cap. He's been wearing the newsboy hat forever. You don't like the newsboy? You know, there's only so much newsboy hat you can wear. That's right. Was I overdoing it? Yeah, it's not an everyday. It's kind of gimmicky. Is it not an everyday? I was going to tell you. You are O-N-B.

1:25:06Do you guys ever rip what I wear? No. All the time. The girls do. I don't. I love them. I think you dress great. I miss the hear you, hear you, though. You do need the hear you, hear you. And you don't get that with the Yankees hat on. You get it with the newsboy. First day he wore it, he looked like a little newsboy. And the saying that little newsboy says, extra, extra. But instead would say, hear you, hear you. It's Lauren and I's job to. Kind of help you guys out. Yeah. Help us. I've done pretty good. I fit in SoCal now. You don't know the difference. You had cargo shorts. Now you don't. Thank you. Now you have the moderate plaid. Moderate plaid. Not over the top plaid, but the moderate plaid. All on board with that. DJs. What else? Give me some more stuff. Yeah. That he should or should not wear. Guys. I have both. Should or should not. I know both. I have both. Go ahead. The skinny tie? No. No? You don't like? No. I don't like the skinny tie either. I don't either. What are you in the strokes? You don't need the skinny tie, dude. Are you Ryan's Blue's brother? You live in Brooklyn? What? Yeah. What else? I like the undershirt. Woods wears the undershirt. You can wear the undershirt as a t-shirt if you have a nice pair of jeans on. Yeah, I agree. You have to balance it out with a nice bottom. That's my uniform. And nice pants. Yeah.

1:26:27Wife beaters? What do you think? No! Get out with the wife beaters. You shouldn't even really have them underneath. Doesn't matter what color. Just no more. They were cool for a while, not anymore. I think they're cute if girls wear them, though. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Girl and the wife beaters. Sexy. I'll tell you what, though. Agree 100%. And all three of you boys, Sienna might disagree with me. Need to get on this train. The button-down shirts should be a little more fitted. Yes. Really? I don't know if they're fitted. That still hangs. What? No, that's fitted, L.A. No, I'm okay with J.A. So that means I just need to get rid of them. Because if you're too fat to put on one that's fitted, you shouldn't be wearing it. No. Because it's any tighter than it. Like, Strix and the armpits. But what about, okay, like, I like when, like, okay, I thought of this because I went to a wedding this weekend. And the guys, like, the style is the shirts are a little more fitted, like the suit shirts. And I'm like, I'm all on board with that. Not like the loosey little. bulky wrinkles by the waist. No, I don't wear bulky. I can't stand when the button-down shirt is hanging low. Yeah, I don't like that either. That's why I'm the one person in Southern California that will still tuck my shirt in. What if you're like me and you're so short that no matter what, it is going to hang low? You need to get custom shirts. Well, okay, this is a little side note. Is there anything less attractive than a guy with just a shirt and, like, socks on?

1:27:52What? What the heck? Like Tom Cruise in Risky Business. If a guy's ironing his pants, getting ready, and I'm like, ugh. Yeah, that's not a good look for a man. There is actually one thing less attractive than that. A bald Mexican with a shirt and socks on. That's never really bothered me before, but it's kind of disgusting now. I'll do it to Jamie as a bit. I'll pull black socks up to my knees and have just a shirt on. And I mean, commando, just a shirt. And I'm like, is this a good look for me? And she's like, oh my God, please put something on. You said one thing that I do like, though, is black socks. Every once in a while, every once in a while, I'll say to myself. How does she be with me? Dude, I do the same. I think every guy says that. How is she with me? Is she really going out with him? You know what I really like that a guy wears, and it's so easy to do, and for some reason I just love it, is the t-shirt over the long-sleeve shirt. I like that, too. And especially if the long-sleeve shirt is like a thermal. I love that. My favorite looks. Oh, I love it. Yeah, that's my deal in the wintertime. Oh, I love it. Mine, too. I need to get new thermals.

1:29:06I could go all day with this. Give me a couple more. Hey, dudes are loving it. Another thing that should just be banned, and I don't know how they're going to ban them, but they're so ugly. I'm scared. Me too. You guys don't wear them, thank God. Basketball shoes. Yeah. Yeah, unless you're playing basketball. No, not even then. No, you need them when you're playing. No, because you're angry. And they're like shiny black and red in their high top. Sienna, if I brought my basketball shoes in, I have Air Jordans and Starberries. They're black and shiny on the side. God awful. They don't make a pair that's just white. Why do they have to be high tops for your ankle? You know why this is great? Because this is stuff that dudes thought was probably great. And they're like, what? I have one I feel like Sienna's not going to agree with me on. What? Zip up sweaters for guys. Out. Not even just the cardigan. They come up almost like a turtleneck with a zip up. Oh, yeah, yeah. I wore one the other day. No, I don't like those at all. I don't like them. Not like a sweatshirt, but a sweater. Yeah, mine's cashmere, but it's rad. It's comfy. That's why I wear it. I don't like it. I don't like the zip. I love a V-neck sweater. You guys know that. I think if maybe you wore it with a T-shirt underneath. I just don't like the guy.

1:30:23Like, this is my outfit. I'm wearing a zip-up sweater. Yeah, and I took it off when I got here, but it was chilly. You just rolled in from L.L. Bean. Yes, I did. Remember the day you had yours on and I had mine? Yeah, that was a zip-up? That was a zip-up. I like the V-neck sweater. A nice fit V-neck. Maybe black with some dark jeans. All on board with that. With a little bit of an undershirt showing. Yeah, I like that. A little bit of one. V-neck undershirt. I've been threatening for a year now. to let Sienna do my shopping. Yes. I'll do it. I just want to see what you... You would be able to shop for me, not him. Yeah, well, I think I could do. I think I could do. That's not why. You're different. You know what I mean. Come on! Mike, I can absolutely shop for you. Mikey! Lauren dies. Any Mike joke. Lauren? I could shop for all of you. You know why? You're not preppy. That's why. I'm more preppy. Yeah. Mike, you're a rhinoceros, Mike. Damn it. No. I could shop for Mike. I got you a shirt for your birthday. Yeah. Yeah, it's a great shirt. You know, because of him. I wear it all the time, but he gives me crap every time I wear it, and I love it.

1:31:43It's a USC shirt. I love that shirt. It's like one of those really nice ones from Nordstrom that look old and they're soft. I can lay it out for dudes straight up. All you need to do is get a really nice pair of nice jeans, a nice pair of shoes, and I don't mean $30. I mean $100 and up pair of shoes, black or brown. A brown belt or a black belt and a v-neck sweater. You are done, dude. You go on a date, you are done. What about those Euro gay tennis shoes that you wear? What about the Euro pointy high heels that guys wear? Those are terrible. Terrible. They don't need to be over $100 this year. I got taught some for like $80, Steve Madden online. Men and shoes are one thing you don't skimp on, like your haircut. You shouldn't. You shouldn't. You can, but I can tell. Because guys don't need several pairs. Girls have closets full of shoes. They have to go just get a nice pair of brown, nice pair of black. You are good to go. There's one area you can't skimp, man. What's that? The gym. You got to always have a nice gym. What about tanning? What's more important? The gym? For me, man, it's all about the gym.

1:32:52I got it. I work completely lower body. Really? Thank you. I got to have badass legs, man. They've got like that raisin cut to them. Yeah. Yeah, so is my butt. My butt is a... It's like... You put a bounce a quarter off it, probably. It's like steel. Yeah, bounce a quarter off it. Yeah. Now, I'm flabby a pop. Yeah, it kind of looks weird. But my legs and my butt... I could be a leg and butt model. You must shave your legs every day. They're always so smooth. Every day. Do you ever try waxing? I shave my legs every day. Let me see your butt real quick. Look at that, man. Except I don't like the jeans that you wear sometimes. Yeah, he likes it. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, my gosh. Let's get a room. There you go, pimp. Oh, it's stuck. All right. That's enough. I'll try to get it in the coin slot. Hang on. Hello. Jackpot. You're asking about my jeans. That is so weird. Oh, no, I don't. You can ax. I don't care. There's some designer jeans that are okay, but like.

1:34:03true religions on guys. I'm out on. With the pockets that are all frilly. With the fold over it. Nope. I have sevens and I have rock and republic. That's good. I have the exact same. And diesel. And diesel. Honestly, I like the ones that don't look like they were expensive. Right. Me too. Like, you don't want to be like, look at my nicely ironed jeans. Yeah, I don't think guys should have fancy pockets. No, you don't need fancy butt pockets. You don't need crosses and bedazzles on your jeans. Embroidery. Embroidery. I like, you know what? Oh, man. Do you know what I love to see on a girl? Horseshoe stitching on the butt. Me too. What are those? It's Rockin' Republic, I think, isn't it? Or is it seven? The horseshoe. No, horseshoe is a true religion. On girls, it's the greatest. Is it the one where the pocket has a fold over the top or no fold? Do not like that, man. Girls think that's cool. It's not cool. I don't like those. It adds bulk. We should have a dress-up day. Yeah, let's do a dress up. I'll dress up tomorrow. No, because I can't fit into my jeans yet. We'll do it after the New Year. We'll all have a New Year's resolution. We should all wear our best. Oh, look at you. Oh, look at you, handsome. I'm not handsome. He wants to do it because he knows you can get all sharp, Mr. Wolf. I'm not doing that. I'm wearing my moccasins, and that's it. I'm going to come pimp one day. Well, not that's it, but not heels or anything like that. I'm going to come looking dynamite.

1:35:30You just can. It would be really great for the radio. Yeah, I know. It would be perfect. Take some pictures. I had these jeans one time that had rainbows. It was like before. You were eight, though. No, no, no. They were like Roxy. Yeah, something like that. And they had rainbows. And, like, guys would comment on them all the time. And my guy friend told me one time that he was, like, across the bar. I went to his friend. Oh, check out rainbow biscuits over there. I turned around, and he was like, ah! There really is a pot of gold in that rainbow. I've known him since I've been like a baby. Don't anybody call L-O-B rainbow biscuits. She's like, I opened my big mouth again. Taste the rainbow. We're going to do Lauren's list of things that need to be voted out and we'll vote and we'll find out. 97 FM, Little Chicago. That's hard habit to break. Sienna, what's going on in news? Well, Michael Shannon, this Friday kicks off Beer Week. Did you know that Beer Week, it's I guess the second annual...

1:37:18thing and there's just like a ton of beer all week. Is it national or just here? Just here. San Diego. Beer Week Friday. Is it like just local breweries? Yeah. I guess there's different offers at more than 300 beer related events over 10 days. Yeah. So there's all kinds of stuff going on. That's cool. But I didn't remember hearing about it last year so if you're a beer specialist and you know about this let us know. Maybe drink Budweiser. No. What? No way. Woods loves it. Just regular. I like Dos Equis. Yeah, fine. Maybe drink just normal beer. Different beers for different times. That's the way it works. Listen, when I used to drink, I preferred a good micro-brew over a regular any day. Weird. Tastes good. Tastes good. Sometimes at the beach, you can just, well, you're not supposed to, but you pop a Budweiser at the beach. Maybe sometime you're out of the desert, a Coors Light's good, but then micro-brew around the house. It's all beers. There's a place micro. All beers. All beers. Also yesterday, federal agencies, 47 pounds of cocaine. Oh, wow. Yes, this is at the Otay Mesa port of entry. It's a hell of a weekend. Yes. 47 pounds. Do you know how much money that is worth? $470,000. That's it? Wait, how much? $470,000. I thought you were going to say $470 million. Me too. Oh, really? Yeah. No. 47 pounds? Yeah, of cocaine that was found. The little dog sniffed it out.

1:38:40Yeah, those dogs know what Coke smells like. Senior Beans, my dog, was probably in on that. He's got a Coke problem. That's right. What's going on in sports? Well, the Washington Redskins, because of all this hubbub about Donovan McNabb and not being able to run the two-minute drill, they worked out a couple extra quarterbacks, which they do from time to time. You'd be surprised to know that one of those quarterbacks they worked out was none other than Jamarcus Russell. Why? I don't know. It's Jamarcus Russell, who's one of, if not the biggest bust in NFL history. They're smoking crack over there. I think so. I think Mike Shanahan maybe have gone off the deep end. But, you know, they said he looked pretty good. It said he's a little bit back in shape. I mean, the guy was 700 pounds, so that's probably not hard to get a little bit back in shape. But they did work him out. We'll see how that goes. This is pretty interesting, too. Randy Moss, it's come out about Randy Moss, too, from the caterer of the Vikings. that Randy Moss had a complete meltdown freakout about the food that was in the locker room for the buffet spread. Oh, boy. The craft services. Craft services. They walked in. They had the whole buffet set up. It was a nice spread. Chicken, ribs, round of beef with a carving station, the whole thing for these guys. He didn't like it, though. I want to eat some of them chitlin. Exactly. I love pig feet. Randy comes in and says, what the blank is this? I wouldn't feed this blank to my blanking dog. And he was screaming it at the top of his lungs.

1:39:58And then he told Brett Favre to shut the blank up. Yeah, it's insane. You have to lose your mind to say stuff like that in front of people. He's gone off the deep end, I think. It sounds like he has. Yeah. Oh, wow. Now, I wonder if when stuff like that comes out, if the person turned to the guy, like if Randy Moss was to the guy behind him like, what the F is this? Yeah. Or if he yelled it out. It said he screamed it at the top of his lungs. Wow. I know, but I wonder how exaggerated those are. Tonight's 8 o'clock album, The Sundays. Reading, writing, and arithmetic. Jay loves The Sundays. I like The Sundays. I do too. Used to have that album. Wild horses. Word of the day is fajita. All right. I need to hear right now what happened on the Wipeout auditions. Okay. Well, on your array, we have just some of the road trip. Where is it? It's on your array, big array one, where all your stuff is stored. Okay. This is you guys driving up there? It's a little song fest. Yeah. Oh, dear. Song fest. Is it the orange one? No. Am I a crackhead? Could be a crackhead. Could be. Could be a crackhead. I loaded it this morning. What is going on? I don't know.

1:41:18So just the two of you guys wanted to go up. I guess Wipeout was looking for co-workers for the show. Here's how it went down. They're looking for teams. And if you're on teams, you have a better chance of making the show, they said. So Jay and I get this email from Mike. And he goes, hey, would you guys be interested? And we said, absolutely. So they called me. I sent him my application. They're like, hey, we're very interested in talking to you. I said, good. I'm going to bring my producer, Jay. And we're a team. And technically, Jay is a b****. kind of a boss. They were looking for a boss and employees. I'm like, yeah, okay. So Jay runs, you know, he sends me my homework, tells me what to do. He's my boss, in essence. And you guys yesterday were giving me grief because I didn't want to dress up. Which you're supposed to dress up for Wipeout. Well, it says on the thing, hey, dress up. It's going to help your chances. Well, we show up. Well, we do the trip down, and it's really uneventful. I ended up driving so I could blast cigs and listen to my own music. Is that what this is? That's actually on the way home. Okay. But so we get to L.A. We've got some time to kill. We ate at a little dump diner. Then we go into this thing. Right. And I'm like, I'm not really nervous because, you know, we do this every day. It felt like a porn shoot. It really did. It was in kind of a creepy, like not creepy, but like kind of an out of the way building. And I was like, maybe they do porn here, Jay. And he's like, well, that'd be great if they did. Every audition I've been to in L.A. is in some weird, weird building. Strip mall. Yeah, strip mall. Just weird. So we go up.

1:42:43There's three people in the waiting room, and we are in, I'm in shorts and a tank top jersey that says Harlem Globetrotters, and on the back it says J on it. Dr. J. Dr. J. I was legs. J's was in a skin tight. That was his wife's that said legs on the back. He was wearing his wife's tank top. I'm not sitting into his wife's. You know that. Sweat band across the top. I have wristbands on. So we go in. They pull us in. They're like, all right. Time to be nutty. And they're like, what's your name? I'm like, my name's Steve Woods. They're like, no, no, no. Energy, yeah. So I'm like, I'm 35 years old. My name's Steve Woods. I'm on the radio in San Diego for the Mikey Show. Like, that's what they want. Just like that, right? We had to have a dance. We had to work out a dance. A victory dance. What? Show me how you actually sounded and what you actually did. Hi, I'm Steve Woods. I'm 35 years old. I'm from San Diego, California, and I'm on the Mikey Show. And everything that they ask you, they had a girl there on the other side of the camera, and she would say, okay, I'm going to ask you a question, and then I need you to repeat the question in your sense. So she'd say, you know, tell me what you like to do. And then I'd just go, I like to skateboard. She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1:43:56Phrase it in a question. Tell me what you like. What I like to do on the weekends is I like to surf and skate. And, you know, so we do this whole thing. And I'm telling you what, there are lights. There are big, hot lights. I am sweating like a Tijuana hooker. And I'm sweating. And she's like, okay, show me your victory dance. So I start doing some robot. Oh, my God! Jay! Jay starts doing mule kicks. He's on both hands kicking his legs back. By the time we got done, we were like this. We were dying. So she asked me, if this tape ever gets out, if this audition tape ever gets out, I am moving to Canada. That's exactly what I was. I'm moving to Canada. She goes, tell me an embarrassing story. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, so what do I tell her about? Idiot. One time I kissed a guy in my sophomore year. What did you say? I tell her about my experience in college when I was walking to my final and I went number two in my pants. You guys have made the show. Bro, she looked at me with her mouth agape. She goes,

1:45:12I need more. I need more from you. I need more. So she liked it. She loved it. You guys have made the show. I think 100%. Yes. So anyway. Jay, did she love it? They were all in, too, and they kept talking to us, but it was just so awkward. But you got the feeling they liked it? Oh, yeah. I got the feeling they liked it. So this is the funny part. She walks in and she goes, hey, listen. You guys did really good. We're going to move you to the next level. And I'm like, I'm looking at Jay, and I'm like, oh, my God, do we got this? He's like, yeah, take your guys' clothes off. What I didn't tell you about the other person in the waiting room is that he looked like Frodo. Was he alone? Yes, he was alone. He was probably 17, really bad acne, like big bowl haircut. And I'm looking at Jay going, we got this. We got this. If it's the three of us, we win. Right. So we go in, and what turns out the next level is 50 pages of paperwork. It's 25 pages, but one front and back. You have never filled out paperwork. I've never. For any job, I've never had a job application like this. So we're still good. We're like, all right, this is the next level. We're filling out. Well, guess who walks in the room? Frodo walks in the room. He makes it. He made it to the next level. This is the next level. This is nothing.

1:46:34You guys made it too, huh? You guys made it too. You guys are in here too. We're going to be on Wipeout. Oh my goodness. And so we fill this thing out and I exaggerate a lot about stuff. This is no exaggeration. 45 minutes straight of this. What weapons can you operate? Yeah. He writes BB guns. Do you have access to, like, crossbows or any of this stuff? They're asking the craziest. They ask what friggin' recreational drugs you've used. List all. I'm like, oh boy. When did you last purchase them? Yeah, when did you purchase the last recreational drugs? Why do you need to tell them? Listen to this. It doesn't come out, maybe. Listen to this. Tell me. about all of your relationships longer than one year in the last 10 years. Name, address, phone number of these people. And I'm like, I have no idea. No idea. Well, you know no one does. You provide what you can. More the better. We know why they do that.

1:47:32Yeah, you should have put Lauren O'Brien, Sienna Farrar. Yeah, exactly. Mike Esparza. Mike Esparza. So, yeah, just to freak him out. Mike, Rob, Lance. You know? So, we fill out this paperwork. My hand is a claw by the end of it. I'm like, I'm shaking it. Because we don't write anymore. In our country, we type. In our country. It looks like a guy who's right-handed. Broke his hand and had to write with his left. That's what mine looks like. And so does his. Yeah, that's horrible. So we finally finish and we go downstairs. And we're, I mean, we're exhausted. We've been up since three. We did the drive. Now I'm like, all right, let's get in the bourbon and go home. No, we got in the suburban. It's 95 degrees outside. My AC went up. No, no, no. Mike just looked like I couldn't imagine anything worse. I cannot. He can't do hot. She's just baking through the passenger side window. I'm having to hang a shirt and hide behind it. I cried. We were shirtless.

1:48:32You both took your shirts off? Yeah. I was going to be taking my pants off. Seriously. I would have driven home nude if I was by myself. I, at one point, had a bottle of water that I was pouring in my hand and splashing it on my face. He just dumped it on his head. Oh my gosh. It was 98 degrees. You guys probably looked like 98 degrees. It was blowing hot air. And then, Jay... started to smell like he had a bun. Jay doesn't wear deodorant a lot of times. Woods puts in his recap, Jay smelled like he had a bushel of onions in a headlock. You smelled like a hamburger. I don't know what you're talking about, dude. That was you. You smelled like a rotten hamburger. So we stopped and fell off her chair. It's like he's walking over the market like

1:49:41That is the most brilliant thing I've ever heard. Did you hear that from something? Or did you make that up? That's all I know. A portion of onions and a headline. Yeah, look, he's walking over the market. So I watched him. We stopped to get gas. And I know it was Jay because I sweat a little. But I watched him walk. You know what you smell like. You know if it's someone else. I watched him walk into the gas station. This is before we took our shirts off. His back was wet. You try sitting in the sun the entire time. Are your seats leather? He stunk like the guy from End of the Wild. At one point, I'm sitting there and I'm driving and we hit murder traffic. And I mean murder traffic. And we're sitting there baking in the sun. And I look over and I'm like, I am so freaking hot. And I'm starting to lose it. Right? Like, I'm starting to get... He's hitting his hand on the wheel as hard as he can. I'm doing the weave. He's doing the weave. The weave. Like, I'm just going... We're going on the shoulder. We're going on the shoulder. I was about to go shoulder and just go nuts. Oh, my gosh. So, at one point...

1:50:57I look over and my freaking seat heater is on. I have my seat heater on for like 15 minutes. I'm like, I'm so hot. I'm losing my mind. I had grazed it and turned it on. Holy cow. I almost lost my mind. I texted Woods at about quarter to two and I said, well, how did it go? And he texted back, we're still here. What's the zip code for our station? And I was like, ooh. You're in paperwork. If you don't get out of LA by like 2, 2.30, trouble. So finally the road opens up. The temperature drops. We put the windows down, put our shirts back on, and we had a little sing-along. It's not what's intended. Oh, wow. What? This is in the car with you two? Yeah. Your shirts are still off during this fight? We put them back on. We're cruising now. We're men. Come on. Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow. What? Oh, wow.

1:52:06Were you guys looking at each other? Yeah, we were. Totally. They're like, oh, we got this. It was a jam. We jammed. We had a great time. It gets worse. What? So hot. So hot. It's actually starting to cool down. Right back into the singing. You guys are dorks. Just jamming When in Rome, The Promise, real good. Oh, man. We had to listen to The Carpenters. He was playing the craziest stuff. Let me just say this. When I said yesterday when they were going up for their auditions, hey, make sure you guys take a recorder with you, maybe the last thing that I thought that they would actually tape is them singing When in Rome. Why didn't I hear you? Hey, this is Steven Woods. I work on the Mikey Show. They wouldn't let us. Oh, man. They didn't get to know about it. Do you think that they'll call you? Who knows?

1:53:35I think they will. I don't know, dude, because I'll tell you, when we finished and I walked out, the waiting room was packed. And I mean, it's a room for 10 people. There were 30 people in there. And nobody was dressed up. And I mean, nobody. She did say this. She did say this. She said, hey, don't smoke pot for three months. Yeah, when we walked out. Really? Like, we're going to rush right out and go smoke some pot. Do we look like that? On the drive home. Yeah, she said, don't smoke pot for three months, you two. Wow. You got it. Well, forget this. Wow. Do you guys think maybe you did? Here's the thing. If we did, if we got it somehow, some miracle that we are going to be on the show, I am petrified. We watched it while we were sitting there waiting. Dude. Dude. It's crazy. They're there to kick your butt. You know, I mean, I could do it. And I'll tell you what, LOB, if we make it on, if they call us and say, yeah, you're going and it's going to be January 9th, I'm going into full training mode. And I mean, I don't want to look like, because I don't have a lot of wind. I've got to train.

1:54:47We'll do at least like P14X. I'll do P4X. P4X. But I think, you know, it's good for them. It's good for us because, you know, we'll be talking about it and all that. I think it'd be mutually beneficial. I would love to see it. I hope there's not another drive to L.A. Well, there is. There will be. We'll have to go to a doctor. Yeah, they don't film it in Mission Valley. No, no, I'm just talking about two or three times to get the final. We want you to come up for the next stage. I hope we do because it'd be 50K between the two of us. Really? Yeah, I'm taking all you guys out to dinner. All McDonald's for everybody. Everyone on the show gets that much money? No, we do. If you win. If you win. If we get on and win. I thought you were going to give us each 50 grand. No, I'll take you guys all out to dinner. I was like, well, I can do that. I mean, you don't need to be on the show. Or maybe. Or maybe not. Just give it to me. 570-1949 is our number, or you can text us. Text is 949mikey at gmail.com. When we return, things Lauren thinks should be voted up. Don't go away. Woods just zipped himself up. I sure did. Zipped.

1:56:52Son of a gun. The people in the door next to us, the business next to us, a person poked their head out. They did? Because they heard you scream. I screamed, dude, in the bathroom as loud as I could scream. Like a man or a woman? No, it was like, oh! I was like, are you okay? I think I dropped a big F, too, as loud as I could in the bathroom as you were walking out. Did you hear that? No. You didn't? I did. I'm sure you did. It hurt. It did? I'm commando. Weird. Got it. And it hurt. Do you want some alcohol to dip it in? I may need some salve. Does anybody have any salve? You know what you're supposed to do? What? Pour lemon juice on it. Yeah, really? Tequila? I've got some Bengay you can put on it. Margarita mix? Yeah, you're supposed to put icy hot. Yep, that'll fix you right up. Dude, that hurt. Really? Really? Ouch. Let's see. My little angel down there. I'm Mikey. Hi, Mikey. That's Woods. Hi, Mike. Kiss it. Make it better. That is... Hey, hey, hey. Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy. That's Lauren. That's Sienna. That's Jay. That's crap. Word of the day is fajita. You're waiting for me to say that word when you hear me say the word fajita. Caller 9 gets a four pack. Maybe do the Spanish words every day. For the rest of the year, please. I'm going to do it the rest of the week for sure. Good. All right.

1:58:21Lauren's got a list of things that we're going to vote on, all right? Let's do this. In the spirit of the elections. From the brain of Lauren O'Brien. All right, so it'll be me, Sienna Woods, Jay, and Chris. You're already negative on these, right? Yeah. So she's already won against them. Thank you notes. I say out. Out. In. Out. You guys, that is so rude. Okay, okay, okay. Caveat, caveat, caveat. Go ahead. If you don't get a chance to thank the person in person, then yes, send a thank you note. You receive something in the mail. If you get to either thank them in person or on the phone, that is so impolite. Email is, maybe don't even, don't even email. Email's worse than saying nothing. Isn't it the thought that counts? Yeah. It doesn't matter. What's the formality of the paper card? Yes. It weighs paper, Sienna. It's proper. It's what you do. Oh, my gosh. You are right. Here's the deal. I don't want to go to Hallmark. Oh, my gosh. After my wedding, I mean, if you don't send thank you notes after your wedding, which people have done, you are a monster. But you don't open your wedding gifts in front of people, so I thank you, especially because those are expensive gifts. You have to buy expensive thank you cards, too. It's a beating, man. But what about a birthday party? I'll give you an example.

1:59:48Sorry, Karen, if you're listening. My friend Karen, she just had a baby. I sent her some nice stuff for her little baby, and she told me, oh, my gosh, I love it, blah, blah, blah. I was like, oh, good. I'm glad you enjoyed it. A week later, I get a thank you card. I'm walking up my driveway reading it, and I go, nice. Chuck it right in the trash can. What am I going to do with that thank you card? We all do. We all do. Am I going to save a thank you card? I can't tell you. I'm going to take it one step more than L.O.B. I'll take it even further. Monsters. I know. This is way more monstrous. Get ready for Monster Central. I may leave. I know. This one's bad. I have been training for things. She's a real debut. I've gone to etiquette class. So what's the recipient supposed to do? Wait. I've got to take it up a notch. I go to the mailbox. Take it out. Know what it is. Roll my eyes. Oh, boy. Don't say you throw it away. Don't say you throw it away. There she goes. She is so irritated. Roll my eyes, and in my head, think to myself, oh, boy, with the properness of a blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, wow. Oh, with the posh. Oh, my God. My God. Heartache. I have written numerous thank you notes to you and your wife. Wedding. I never see them.

2:01:06Baby shower, another sweet gift Rebecca sent me for the baby. Rebecca's boyfriend could be writing her. I'd never know. I never see the mail. I never see the mail. Okay, here's the thing. Sienna sent out really nice thank you notes for her wedding. I like the pattern on them. And I did keep it on my fridge for a little bit because aesthetically I was like, that looks nice. Sure, Rebecca loves it. But what are you supposed to do with thank you notes? You just know that you made my day. So what do you do with it? And you look at it and you read it and go, I did something good. And look it, Sienna liked it so much that she took the time to write a note. Even if you don't. You can throw it away. It doesn't matter. The thing is, is that you knew how much I appreciated what you did for me. You didn't open the gift that I gave you in front of me. So I was like, oh, I'm really glad she liked it. She found a place for it. That's great. Did we vote it in or out? It's out. It's out. Sorry. I'm leaving. I'm out. Bye. She's a real debutante. She's a real life debutante. You guys are monsters. Wow. Here's the deal. I agree with her on the formality of it. I agree with the studio. She's coming back. I agree with the formality of it. It is not.

2:02:09If I had somewhere to go, I would be out. It's the biggest pain in the butt there is. If you don't like the gift, do you still send a thank you note? I tell them I loved it. Even if I returned it. Here's the thing. My mother engraved it in me. She was like, you have got to get on me. Have you sent your thank you notes? Have you sent your thank you notes? So I know and I do it and my hand is like after I do it. Lauren. I'm 35. My dad still, last Christmas was like, hey, did you write your thank you note to your grandmother? Still. I'm 35 years old. My mom still does. But the thing is, too. Never taught that. Nope. Do you know what my mom will say? Oh, my gosh. Never taught that. Jasper does thank you notes for his birthday. Yes. That is so. so good that you have him doing that. My kids will do it. The parents didn't get to see Jasper open the gift, so that's a good, but what if you're right there in front of the person? Well, at the baby shower, everyone at the baby shower, my baby shower, saw me open their gift. I was like, thank you, oh my gosh. It's enough. Still sent the cards. That's enough. I don't care. I'll tell you though, because if Jamie and I hadn't gotten one, I'd be like...

2:03:15What, is Sienna out of her mind? She doesn't send a thank you? No, I would. I would have. I would have. But what if we voted him out of society? We wouldn't go through that. Then I'd be okay. Next item to vote on. I'm 100% tampon commercials. Make me sick. Yep. She's 100% out. LLB's out. LLB says she's out on him. I'm out. I'm out. You're out. Sienna? I'm in. I learn about some stuff sometimes. Really? Yeah, they have the compact ones that I didn't know existed if it wasn't for a commercial. But I'm pretty sure. Chris is out. I'm out. Everybody's out. Period. I'm out. Period. Get it? Yeah, period. Neck beards. What? I know what she's talking about. I think they're rad. I would do it if I knew that I wouldn't be judged by the world, and I will, and I know. Explain. Neck beards are where you don't care. You don't shape your beard. You just let it grow, and it goes wherever it goes. Some people are just growing the neck beard now. There's nothing on their face. It's just underneath here. You haven't seen that? No. I've seen that too. That is their plan to hide their double chin. Were you smoking hashish when you saw this? No. Because I have never seen that. I want to go like this. Portland.com. Scratch it. Neck beards, I vote them in. I vote them in.

2:04:28I don't know what this is. Is it like a full beard that goes down there or is it like scruff? It's like it's got no shape to it. It's just all over the place. I don't mind. I'm out because it's itchy. Everybody votes it in. Chris votes it in. It looks so itchy. I have one. And it's not fun to kiss. Yeah, if you have it now, it doesn't matter. They made it. If you're trying to neck with somebody and they got a neck beard. I don't do a lot of necking anymore. No one has since 1951. Would you like to neck, please? Everyone in the car just went, neck? I neck. I nuzzle neck. Neck nuzzle. Here's one. Food's available for a limited time. Out. What? Out. What do you mean by out? I'm out on that. I think that foods available for a limited time are ridiculous. Like, I would feast on that mint milk shake at McDonald's. Get it there. I'll have one every day. Like Girl Scout cookies. I would like a pumpkin latte in the summer. Yeah, done. Out on that. I am out on seasonal foods. We all are. Out. Agreed. Look at us. Two-in-one shampoo and conditioner. Now, it doesn't matter to me, so I'll vote it in because it doesn't matter to me. I don't have air. I'm all the way in on it.

2:05:36Save me a step. Pert Plus smells delicious. It's so ghetto, but it smells good. My husband just bought Pert Plus 2-in-1. It smells so good. I wonder if those things change their ingredients, or does it smell the same forever? It smells the same. I remember when Pert Plus came out, I was like, this is the greatest thing ever. It smells like perfume. Pantene Pro-V changed. That's what I was just going to ask you. Pantene. Remember when every girl... Or a panty. And it's shampoo. It's different now. Summer of ninth grade. I can remember it. Now it smells like vanilla extract or almond extract or something. Didn't they know? Sometimes I don't want to shampoo. I just want to condition, so I can't have one. I don't always shampoo. That's actually, no, no, no, that's normal. It's true. That's what they say you're supposed to do. You're not supposed to shampoo for a lady. It's true. You sometimes just put conditioner in there? Yeah. Well, he's served, so his hair probably gets pretty dry from the ocean. That's what the stylist will tell you to do. Shampoo damages your hair. Do not wash every day. All right, so I'm out. I mean, I'm in. We're in. I'm in. I love it. I think girls are probably out. Oh, yeah. Chris is in. So that means it's in. Chris is in. No, that means it's a tie. No, never mind.

2:06:49Wait, there's six. Yeah, Lauren's out. Jay and I are out. It's a tie. It's a tie. Cats game. This next one is great. Cats game. This next one is great. Shoot off. Plastic baggies that don't seal. The ones that fold over. So out. Do we even need to vote? Do we even have to vote? Do we have to vote on that? Do you want to know who uses them? Drug dealers. My mother. Yeah, and drug dealers. That's it. People who don't care if their sandwiches are... You used to get your pot in a bag that didn't have a Ziploc on the top. You roll it up and then tuck it over. They're four cents a box. Some people lick it and you do it. Oh yeah, the lick is good. On that note, how about the garbage bag with the tie? Is there anything worse than the garbage bag with the tie? They still make those? Wait, what do you mean with the tie? Yeah, my brother Mark gets them because he's the cheapest guy I've ever made. Oh, the twisty. That's what I kept my weed in. Yes. Gotta have cinch sacks. I'll spend $50 extra. I buy the scented trash bags. Me too. They help. YouTube ads. Out. There's no bigger beating than clicking on a video. Mike, come here. Look at this song, man. Check this song out. Hold on. Those are brutal. Everybody's out, right? Okay, question. Would you guys pay maybe like...

2:08:13$5 a year to have a YouTube account? Five a year, I would. I'd pay five a month for YouTube. I use a lot of YouTube. Especially for us, though, if we have to play something over the air, it's like, hold on, there's a commercial. Sometimes it's not there the first time, but then the second time, it's inconsistent. Agreed. The DMV. Out. Online. Let's figure out a way. It's so antiquated. But you need to take a driving test and stuff. I think maybe for that, you have to show. show up or there's like a license, like there's another place that you go. You can still call at the DMV and have 16 year olds go take their driver's test. But you know what? Send me my license, my California license online. In my country, if you are able to drive any vehicle, including tractor, you can drive a car. Doesn't matter. You don't have to have license. Anything you're renewing, you shouldn't have to go. Yes. Last one. TMZ. Lauren puts, what was wrong with the entertainment section of CNN? Was there an outcry for pics of Nick Lachey having brunch that was so loud that CNN finally caved and said, okay, we'll have a separate website called TMZ? I'm all in on that. I'm out on TMZ. I voted out. Out on TMZ. I'm out. Out. Chris voted it out. Chris is like, what's TMZ? It's out. I have one. I'll throw one in there. What about...

2:09:43We vote on New Zealand. Well, they just moved to Australia and let Peter Jackson have New Zealand. He just makes his little Hobbit movies there. Because New Zealand is badass. It's incredible. Yeah, I say we give it to Peter Jackson and just let him make Hobbit movies. I'm out on that. I'm out on your vote. I love it. Sienna? I don't know. I don't really care. I'll tell you what. I've met a lot of Kiwis, as they call themselves. They are so... Nice. It's so beautiful. Every person from New Zealand I've met is so nice, so I can't vote it out. You'd love it there. It's gorgeous. Yeah. Peter Jackson just make his movies. But it's so much bigger than stupid Peter Jackson's Nerd of the Rings trilogy. Isn't it? Isn't it? Which is never a second. I want to go there. I've never seen a... second of those movies. I never would. Never. You are missing out. I ain't left on me in fantasy land. Get out of here, Mr. Footloose is the best movie. Yeah, Footloose isn't fantasy. It's real. No, it's not. It's real. How is it not real? It's a documentary. How is it not a real, it could be a real premise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, a town that outlawed dancing. It's duty. You ever been to the South?

2:10:58You've never been in the South. I lived there. I know someone that's in Dutch. You lived in Dallas. I lived in Dallas. Someone that the religion is Dutch reform and they're not allowed to dance. Dude, my grandfather's primitive Baptist, you can't. They can't dance in Amish villages. Dude, that is a true bit, man. It's a true thing. At weddings where this guy, he's walking around just like you and me. And at his family weddings, they just sit around and talk. We couldn't. I was raised, my grandmother's primitive Baptist. There's no dancing. Really? Because the dancing breeds sexual activity. It's just like the movie. I love that movie. Why do you think Elvis was so controversial? That's the thing. That was like, they were like, oh my God. I'm with you. That's ridiculous. Lord of the Rings. That's great. I'm not all about the Lord of the Rings either. Great movie. Yeah. Lord of the Rings is amazing. Don't knock until you try. Don't you like Star Wars? I have limited imagination. When I was seven, I loved it. What? I grew up. No. I grew up. Why grow up? Come on, Count Chocula. Why grow up? Lauren. Here is... Count Chocula. I love me. I love me.

2:12:13I love Count Chocolate. It's my favorite cereal. I drink the milk at afternoon. How many times must I slay you? I like watching The Dark Knight, too. The Situation on Safe Sex. All right, let's take another Facebook question. So there's a lot of smushing on the show. Ew! Ew! It's the grossest thing. Or smashing. It's the grossest thing. On the Jersey Shore. You want a smush? Laura wants to know, are you actually worried about STDs? To be honest with you, I am not worried about STDs whatsoever because, you know, I believe in safe sex. And I believe everybody should practice safe sex. So, you know, either wrap it up or don't do it at all. We're ready. Okay. So we're going to wrap it up now. That was ridiculous. It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. It is dumb. How about don't do it? I guarantee you that guy has never used a condom in his life. I know. I think he actually does. He's pretty like, okay, do you know, do you want to hear something filthy, Mike? No. Come on. No, what? I do. They have a whole term for girls that they know are going to put out.

2:13:30Oh, I know. It's a grenade. No, no, no. That means that they're kind of like, they're beating. It's called jumping on the grenade. But they'll jump on a grenade just because, because they know it's going to go off. But like... Oh, my God. That means that the girl will have sex with them? Yes. What is this world coming to? But she's like... Ugly and stuff, but they're like, ah, I'll take a grenade just to get in the trenches. Yeah, just to go to war a little bit. We've all done it. It's fine. But the term is DTF. He'll be like, I knew this girl was DTF. Oh, you can't say that? Well, I don't know. I'm sure it's nasty. It's down to party. Yeah, she's down to party. Isn't that filthy? Isn't it? The show is filthy. I feel dumber. I kind of want to watch it now. I do too, Sienna. It's terrible. Let's see. She can't get enough of it. It's the worst show. It's the worst. You want to play some Tom Tom tunes? Sure. 570-1949. Tom Tom tunes. What's the price? What do we got? How about as soon as we, after we break, we can play it. Oh, whatever. Yeah, I know. Oh, yeah, Woodsy. Oh, yeah. I think we're selling some Brian Adams records. Do some Tom Tom tunes. Call us if you want to play. We'll do it next. He does. Ignore him.

2:15:14Great job. Carl Callout. Carl and Kathy Callout. Hi, I'm Carl, and this is Kathy Callout. Hi. At least you didn't zip up your piece a few minutes ago. That is true. True. God, that hurt. A friend of mine just started a detail company and wrote me an email, said hi, and was asking for Jared's info because he needs business cards, wants to do a website. Jared is the best. He's at createyourdesignonline.com and is amazing. He just did my new website for bedifferentpact.com. It's really good, man. He's good. That thing looks sharp. He's so great at that stuff, man. It takes him 10 minutes. Yeah, it's good. Oh, Chino Moreno. He's good. He has a good voice. Uh, guy's Mexican. Yes. He's one of the only Mexican rock stars that I can think of. Yes. I was a rock star one time. I had a band called Fajita. And we... And we toured with Menudo. Did you play at the Peppers and Onions? We did. We played at the Peppers and Onions. And we, let me tell you, we would sell that place out every single time. I bet. Every single time. Oh, man.

2:17:01The name of your band again was... Fajita. Not The Fajitas? No, that is... Just one. Fajita. Singular. Singular. Yeah, because we didn't want, you know, we didn't want it to be like, we wanted it to be a band thing. So it was Fajita. Okay. Sounds great. I got nothing to say. Tonight's 8 o'clock album. Fajita. Fajita. Fajita. Peppers and onions. Wolf it down. Wolf it down. Wolf it down. Feast. Garrett. 570-1949 is our number. All right, so you want to play some TomTom tunes? Yes. All right, let's do this. First, though, we got to talk to M1 Randy because he was listening real good. Randy, what was the word of the day? That's right. Well done. You just won yourself Legoland tickets. Hang on a minute, all right? Let's see. M1 Adam from San Diego. You there? I'm here. You ready to do some TomTom tunes? Let's do it. All right. TomTom Girl is going to read the lyrics to a song. You're going to have 30 seconds or less to figure it out. And here we go. How can you just leave me standing alone in a world that is so cold? Maybe I am just too demanding.

2:18:28Maybe I am just like my father, too bold. Maybe I am just like my mother. She is never satisfied. Why do we scream at each other? This is what it sounds like when dogs cry. Can you give me title or artist for a win? No! No! Give me the artist. Wow, I totally just gave you the wrong title. Yeah, give me the artist. Give me the artist. Give me the artist. He said it? Yeah, he said it. Yeah, it's Prince. He was all confident. He's like, that is Purple Rain. Purple Rain. Put it on the board. Mark it. Tell me what I won. That's right. He gets massive attack tickets. There you go.

2:19:23Hang on the line, buddy. Very well done. That is a rad show. They're playing with Thievery Corporation. That's going to be a good show. It's going to be a great show. M1 Gabby from Mira Mesa, are you there? Yes, I am. Good morning, guys. Good morning. Hello. You ready to give it a shot? Yes, I am. All right, 30 seconds or less. Go ahead, TomTom girl. Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies. Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers that grow so incredibly high. Newspaper taxis appear on the shore waiting to take you away. Climb in the back with your head in the clouds and you are gone. Can you give me title or artist for the win, M1 Gabby? I don't know, but I think it's Train. Oh. That's not correct. That was one of the hardest ones I've ever heard. I have no idea. It was the Beatles. Oh, no idea. The Beatles and Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Can you imagine dating TomTom Girl and she's into the Beatles? Yeah. This is quite psychedelic. Oh, what a great song. Sorry about that.

2:20:45Good try. Good try. She sounded so pleasant to him. M1 Lex from Lemon Grove. Are you ready? Hey, how you doing? What? You are going to get this. There's no doubt in my mind. There's no doubt in my mind. 30 seconds or less. Here we go. A very single day. A very word you say. A very game you play. A very night you say I'll be watching you. Oh, cannot you see you belong to me? How my poor heart aches with every step you take. All I need is title or artist for the win, Lex. I have no idea. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Let's see, I'll be watching you or Sting. So close. Oh, please, please. There you go, buddy, there you go. You got it, dude. When she was saying, I'm Bowery, I was like, what, what, what? Hard to pronounce things. Hang on a line, Merle. So great. Love this song. Me too. Isn't that great? God, that's good. Creepiest song. Yeah, creepiest song. Jay would write that to us. I am watching you. A song about a stalker. Oh, dear. Okay, let's see. Oh, boy. So listen to this. Yeah, Bowery. Let's tell you about the F, or excuse me, the WTF controversy. Yes. In Wakefield. Mm-hmm. This was a high school. Yep.

2:22:15And they're wearing sweatshirts that say WTF. It's their track and field team sweatshirt. And instead of them putting their initials or their names, their initials or names on the back of their jerseys or sweatshirts, they're putting WTFs, which is the school's track and field. Oh, what's wrong with that? Well, people are like, do you know what WF stands for? There's a bad word in there. And it's, I mean, it's giant white letters on the sweatshirt, WTF. Are they doing it to be clownish? Well, wait a minute. In their defense, it says WTF. But right below that, in kind of small lettering, it says Wakefield Track and Field. Okay. Are they doing that to be clownish? It says weight field track. I get it. What if my initials are ASS and I've got a big shirt on that says ASS? Hey, man, it's my name. If you're the Apple field, strictly students. My grandmother's initials are SOB.

2:23:17What are you going to do? She left her camera at our house and it had like a little, one of those like little stickers that you type on that said like SOB. What SOB left this year? My SOB. The SOB. You forgot your camera. Listen to SOB. You can't help it. It goes back to, we've talked about issues like this before. I think they're doing it to be clowns. When I saw it, I actually thought they weren't. I actually thought that it was the Wakefield track and, or yeah, the Wakefield track and field. I didn't really think they were doing it. I'm sure they're doing it because it's like, oh, look, it's WTF. I don't think they're being necessarily funny, but they're like, oh, wow, WTF is our initial. We should put it on there. I think it's badass. I remember, like. It's badass. If you were Lauren O'Lion and you were LOL, so you're LOL. Yeah, but that doesn't stand for what the F. I know, like, I was. No big deal. I was captain a couple times. Write that down, write that down, write that down. I'm just saying. Hey, listen. Back in high school. But anyway, we used to be like, ooh, what can we have on our jackets that will just look like, oh, we're going to really intimidate. Because you run around and you try to intimidate people as you get ready. So they're probably like, ooh, we'll look like badasses. WTF. So initials are bad now, huh, Woods? No, I just think, you know.

2:24:34Yeah, it's, I mean, I guess. If I put F on my shirt, you know what I'm saying? I guess you can do it. I guess you can do it, but you know why they're doing it. You know exactly why they're doing it. I'm not saying you ban them. Look who you're talking to. I don't care less. It's a coinkydink. It is a coincidence, and it's like, hee hee, look at us. They're doing a bit. Yeah. Like the guy with the I love boobs shirt. I mean, yeah, I get it, man. It's a little different, though. You're doing it. No, you mean I love Hooters, and it's an owl, but it actually means that he loves breast cancer. No, but the kid had the boobs, the ta-tas or whatever. I'm sure there's something like before WTF. became a text acronym like the World Tether Federation or something like that. That is like, great, now we're WTF. Right. I don't watch this show. Does anybody on our program watch the show Glee? I do. You're a Gleek. I love to watch Glee. They did Beck. Nice. I haven't seen that yet. Don't ruin it for me. Let's see.

2:25:33Is this what they do? They redo songs? Last week they did, or for Halloween, they did Rocky Horror Picture Show. Bad A. What do you mean by they do it? They just say it? It's like they're going to class and they're doing... I'm glad that we brought this up. Okay. I got the new issue of GQ and it's got the people from Glee on it. What is Glee? Is it a show? Is it a musical? It's supposed to be a high school drama department or drama or singing department. Choir. The Glee Club. The Glee Club. So it's a high school Glee Club and their lives. And their lives, basically. It's like High School Musical. Remember the movie? No, I don't know what that is. Well, it's like a movie. It's kind of like Grease. Yeah, and they sing and they perform. And they'll have Britney Spears. Also, you know, there's a plot. Yeah. Take a listen. All right. Now I know. That was my stomach. That's good. Is that your stomach? I like this version better than back. This is good. Yeah, it's good. You getting nervous? No, I don't get nervous. Cool's the other side of the pillow, playoff. There we go. There you go. There it is. Did you have to sit through a commercial? Yeah. In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey. Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie with the plastic eyeballs. Spray paint the vegetables, dog food stalls with the beefcake pants. It sounds good, but isn't it just a karaoke show? Yeah. That's what people said about American Idol, right? That's a karaoke show. 100%. It's not like that.

2:27:26Why do people like to watch people sing a song? Other people's songs. I bet you they're going to kick in with a chorus and maybe some other things. They're dancing and they're doing it and it's like the lives and a lot of times they'll have the musician on like Britney Spears was on the show. It's real high rated. Yeah, it's real high rated. Maybe I go to YouTube and I just type in Beck Loser. Yeah. Let's see what happens at the chorus. Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park. Yo. Cut it. I can hear all of them in the background. It's probably more visual. It is totally visual. All right. The show's very popular. Much good-looking kids. People love that show. I've watched one episode, but I can't really remember what happened. I'm going to pull from the topic jar. Whatever I pull, we must discuss. You ready? What habit would you like to break? Really? Where do I start? Yeah, well.

2:28:53Name one. Just cigarettes and chewing. Yep. Right? For you? Cigarettes, yeah. L-O-B? Biting my nails. And that one, too. Gross. I know it is. I bite on the inside of my mouth. I do that. And my lips when I'm, like, thinking or nervous. And I get, like, I'll bite hard. J? Junk food. Just, like, the habit is I always have to be eating something. I would like to stop eating. constantly. It's good for your metabolism to keep eating. Is it? Snacking. Yeah? Look at us. Donuts and pizza. No. Pumpkin pie. Some raw almonds, maybe some baby carrots. Pumpkin pie. Man, that pumpkin pie was good. I cannot wait to hear what you think of this. What adjectives do you hope describe you when you're 75? Somebody... Vacuuming? No, I think somebody came in with a leaf blower and was... Blowing some leaves out of the studio? I don't know. Turn my mic off because I thought I heard it out here. What adjectives do you hope describe you when you're 75, Woods? Is somebody blowing leaves? What is that? What is it? Turn the mic on. I want to hear it. I don't know. Maybe it's a janitor in the hall. That's hysterical. Maybe they soundproof our studio. They got to soundproof that door that goes out to the hallway. That's super loud.

2:30:13Yeah, there's a guy out there with a vacuum. Well, I saw Jeremy up in the ceilings doing stuff. Maybe it's coming through the ceiling. Was that him up there? Yeah. What would you do if you fell through our ceiling? Oh my gosh. Breakfast club. You guys, I was pumping on Monday and I thought, is someone looking at me from up there? I'm not kidding because someone was up above and now I know it was Jeremy. What would you do? I don't know if it was him the other day. I need to go right now, actually, and do that. I grab my backpack. Go pump. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, no. I need to go now. Go ahead. Let her go, let her go, let her go, let her go, let her go, let her go. Yeah, Chris is getting out of there. It's wet. Isn't it? It's wet. Hey, we're alone. I am. I'm just, I'm never. Yeah. One time, one of the most humiliated times Rebecca ever had in her life, we're at the grocery store, and she goes, oh, my gosh. We had to leave. Yeah. It's not good to wear gray t-shirts while you're breastfeeding. That's why I never wear gray. I would be in a giant fisherman's cardigan sweater at all times. Our kids would cry and Kim would just go, they would just start flowing. We didn't do that question, pal. Woods, what adjectives do you hope describe you? Alive. Yeah. Alive. I want to be spunky and youthful. Really? Mm-hmm.

2:31:35That old Lauren, she's spunky. Yeah, she's a spunky one. Jay. Fit. Fit? At 75? Like three years. It's creepy. Wise. It's creepy. That's mine. I know. That's what I want to be. Wise old sage. I want to be wise. What fear have you outgrown, Woods? What fear have I outgrown? I'm really afraid of heights. I still have it. So you still have all your stuff. I still have all my stuff. I mean, I was a little kid. I was scared of the dark and stuff like that, but I'm not anymore. Yeah. Lauren? I would say the dark and also bridges. It used to be that I couldn't cross them with my eyes open, but now that I drive, I have to. Jay? Fear of failure. I used to be scared that if I even tried, that I would fail, and I was afraid of the failure part. So now it's like, I don't care. If I don't succeed, I can try again. Try again. I have to, I was going to say that mine was kind of the dark, you know, but then Jay said that and I'm like, that's kind of been a recent thing for me is that God kind of got me to a point where ratings don't matter. It's about being happy and stuff. Yeah. But I had to get to a place where if our ratings took a dip, you wouldn't freak out. Yeah. No.

2:33:01No, and I think that had to do with my son having autism and it had to do with my mom and all that stuff. Perspective. Yeah, perspective. And our friend right now has got his daughter and children. It really puts stuff in perspective. You're like, I think I'm okay. I'll tell you, man, because we left the other day and we had a long meeting in here and I left and I was confused about some stuff and thinking about a lot of stuff. Walked in that hospital room, it all went away. Yeah. Every stinking bit of it. What is this, Woods? Star of Hearts, bro. By Christina Perry? The girl that was on So You Think You Can Dance? Yeah. She was a waitress. Oh, yeah. She got discovered because, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't you know I'm not your ghost anymore? You know how many people are probably out there working in office buildings right now, but they could be legitimate stars? Oh, yeah. But they're just working in an office and they haven't been discovered. That's this girl. She was a waitress? Yeah, she was trying to get her singing career off the ground, but she wasn't just singing in the shower and someone was like, you! Put the clothes on. But it literally happened overnight. Some song by Amy Winehouse got leaked and Sienna sent it to me. And my reaction shouldn't have been...

2:34:24I found it humorous. It made me giggle. Good. I want to hear it. I'm going to play it. I want to hear it. It's not supposed to be funny, though. I got a great story about Amy Winehouse, too. Y'all fixed up, my dear? Sienna is all done. I was like, uh-oh. Sienna has to pump because she has a new baby. Yes. Is that a true thing that if other babies cry, it'll make you? No. It's not. No, in fact, you know what? You know what I heard, by the way? It is, I think. You know what else is a myth? What? The thing about if you are nursing a kid that you can't get pregnant. Don't believe it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you can. Don't believe it. Yeah, you can. Yeah, no, you're a lot less likely. But you can. I know somebody that did. What about... Yeah, somebody sitting right over here. Not me, but Kim. Really? What about at the end of a rainbow? Is there really a pot of gold? There's not. Only if they're LB's pants.

2:35:57You had the rainbow pants. Oh, I was about to go. Holy cow. Wow. He's really going to freak me out. That wigged me out to no end. It's getting hot in here. I think it wigged Lauren out big time. Rainbow Biscuits was it? Excuse me while I whip this out. Yeah, it was Rainbow Biscuits. LLB had some rainbow pants on. Someone said rainbow. Rainbow Pockets. Sienna. Yeah. What is the ASR show? It's the, let me find the, I know it's like a surf. It's a surf. Action Sports Retailer Convention. Nice. And it's been here for the last 20 years and apparently because of some difficult economic times. They're calling it quits. ASR is not going to be here this year. Yeah, first time in 20 years. They're hoping to be back. Things just need to get a little bit better before they can. Hope. Okay, so I told you about the Amy Winehouse thing, that I was going to do the Amy Winehouse thing for you. So this leaked. Got out on the internet. Yep. And I heard it, and I know what her bit is, but it's still just, you know. This is the first leak or new recording from Amy Winehouse in over three years. It's been a while. People are making a big deal about it.

2:37:12A little over the top. A little? You think? Yeah. You think it's a little over the top? I wonder if she was just drunk at karaoke in that league. That's terrible. Oh my gosh. You know, there are some songs of hers that I actually like. I do, too. Yeah, but that was a little, like, she stopped caring. Can I tell you my quick Amy Winehouse story? Yeah, sure. I was reading, there's a musician, a guy from Austin that I really, really like. His name is Jeff Klein, and he plays really good music. And he was writing and raving. This is way before, you know, rehab or any of that stuff. And he's like, I was at South by Southwest, and I saw an artist named Amy Winehouse who blew me off the stage.

2:38:22So I'm like, I got to check this out. Was her performance good too? Yes. Oh, my God. Sorry. I'll turn my own mic off. Wow. Wow. So I go and I find her CD. And it's before she really broke. But it was out there and I found it. And I put it. Jamie and I went and got it. My wife, Jamie. And I'm listening to it in the car. And we sat there speechless for about 10 to 15 minutes. And I looked at Jamie. And I hit eject and I took it out. I put it back in the case. I walked up to the garbage can right back in front of the store and I dropped it in the garbage can. You can call my wife. I was like, did you hear that? She's like, I'm speechless. Wow. Really? I loved it. First time I heard it, I was like, give me more. There's a song like Valerie or something that I love. First time I heard Amy Winehouse, I seriously thought that it was Gary Coleman from... I tried to make me go to rehab. I thought it was serious. You are so right. That's Gary Coleman from Different Strokes. Dead on. Picture little Gary Coleman from Different Strokes. God rest his soul. God rest his soul. 100%. What you talking about, Willis? That is dead on. It does change it a little bit. Yeah, it does. It does.

2:39:47Let's see. What else? Oh, those body scanners at the airport? Yeah. They could be giving you cancer. Yes. I know. It's like we were just waiting for this story to come out. But there's experts, of course, that are saying, scientists, that radiation from the scanners has been underestimated and could be particularly risky for children. Oh, great. That's exactly why I said it. I want to walk through that. Children and passengers with gene mutations, which is actually around like 1 in 20 of the population, they're more at risk of getting this. Does that mean like autism? It doesn't say. It just says here gene mutations. I don't think. I ain't letting Jake go through it. Yeah, I wonder if you could say, hey, listen, this is the deal, and I don't feel comfortable doing this. No, I will. Yeah, most likely the risk from these scanners is a common type of skin cancer called basal cell... Something. Sarcinoma? Carcinoma? Yeah. Carcinoma. So, Sienna says this, and I think it's a bit, but now there's a news story on it. She says... That she always looks her phone at 11.11. I do. Or she always looks at the clock at 11.11. I'm telling you, it's a power beyond me. It is. It's true. My wife says that she looks at the clock and it always says her birth date, 12.03. And I'm like, babe. And I try to tell my work babe. Babe. I said, you guys, cognitively, you are only making the connection in your brain.

2:41:11That's right. You look at the clock a million times, but you don't register in your brain. Oh, my gosh. It's 9.58. It's true. You only register at 11.11. No, you're wrong. I cannot tell you how many times it happens. And when I was on maternity leave, I was with my mom a lot. The baby had just been born. And she knew that I was like this. And randomly, randomly, I'd be changing a diaper. Somebody would be like, hey, mom, what time is it? She'd be like. 11-11. I mean, she was like, you are right. This happened more than like three times. But if you would have said, Mom, what time is it? And she said 11-09, there wouldn't have been a deal made about it because 11 and 9 don't... They're not the same number? No, I can't. It's never at 1109. It's never at 1108. It's always at 1111. And I'm not thinking, oh, maybe right now it's 1111. I'm just randomly like, what time is it? Or I'll look at my phone. I haven't looked at it hours. It's 1111. I'll wake up at night. It's 1111 on the clock above my TV. Hillary? I had a weird thing go on with me for a few years. And it was before I worked here. It was when I was still working at 91X. And it still went on while I worked at Star.

2:42:18Every time I looked at the clock, it would be 9.49. No way. And it used to, at first I was like, oh, whatever. I would just ignore it. But I always loved 94.9. And I was always envious of the people that got to work here because it was such a great station. And after a while, it happened so often that it would, it like infuriated. It was so mad. I was like, girl. I'd get reminded of it. Every time I looked at the clock, it was 94.9. And then I got a job here. Wow, that's awesome. I swear to you, it went on for years and it used to gall me. Really? Yeah. No, because now you're here. I'm telling you, though, I told my husband about it. Now it happens to him. And he actually was like, you know what? I'm going to Google 11-11 and see what it says. And it said all this stuff about peace. And it's been happening to millions of people that this happens to them. And it's like some sign of peace or something. So now on 11-11, in just a few days.

2:43:19At 1111, over a million people throughout the world, just depending on whatever time zone they're in, are doing some event that's going to be bringing peace. Nice. They should wait until next year because it's 2011. I know. I'm sure it'll be an even bigger one then. No. No. You guys, I'm telling you, people will call in and they'll agree. You're just seeing 1053 in your sleep real good. Yeah. Right? I know it. I know it. Stop it. Stop it! Stop it! Great. Oh, my gosh. All right. Yo, what do you got coming up? Good stuff. Vampire Weekend. Filter. The new one from Deer Hunter. Some Ramones and Black Keys. Black Keys. Sweet. All right, we got to go. We'll be back here tomorrow morning at 6 o'clock and do it all over again. My show's out late.