The Mikey Show - FM 94.9 - 11/18/11
Friday, November 18, 2011
Kindle e readersR Factor radio contestShow Us Your Cans food driveHoliday Hootenanny concertBody Art ExpoTim TebowDemi Moore divorceNatalie Wood inquirygallstones and diverticulitishaircut charityCatchphrase gameWill Slattery survival story
Mikey, Woods, Lauren O'Brien, and Jay hosted the show, debating Kindle versus iPad, promoting the R Factor vote, and covering celebrity news like Demi Moore's divorce. They also featured a lively Catchphrase game about food, discussed Tim Tebow's performance, and revealed Mikey's gallstone diagnosis. The episode closed with the Show Us Your Cans food drive announcement for the San Diego Food Bank.
What happened, in order
Kindle vs iPad debate
Hosts discuss the Kindle Fire's low price, features, and how it compares to the iPad, noting Amazon's strategy to lock users into its ecosystem.
Will Slattery ocean survival tale
The show recounts a skydiver's harrowing ordeal after jumping from a crashing plane, battling sharks, hallucinations, and eventual rescue by fishermen.
R Factor contest push
Mikey urges listeners to vote for the Mikey Show in Fox 5's R Factor radio contest, stressing fair play and enthusiasm.
Demi Moore splits from Ashton Kutcher
Jay reports that Demi Moore ended her six‑year marriage to Ashton Kutcher with sadness, confirming the divorce.
Catchphrase food round
The team plays a word‑association game guessing food‑related answers like radishes, fireball candy, and steamed clams.
Tim Tebow's winning streak
Woods and Mikey analyze Tim Tebow's recent Broncos victories, his running ability, and debate his future as an NFL passer.
Mikey's health scare
Mikey reveals he has gallstones and diverticulitis, planning surgery over the Christmas break.
Show Us Your Cans charity drive
The show announces a canned‑food competition at Dave & Buster's to benefit the San Diego Food Bank, offering prizes for the top donor.
People mentioned
MikeyWoodsLauren O'BrienJayChrisKimHillaryWill SlatteryDemi MooreAshton KutcherRobert WagnerChristopher WalkenJerry SanduskyBernie Fine
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When I dance to this song, I picture myself as this 1960s-like girl in the dress. I can't dance because I don't know what 60s guys dance like, but like those chicks with the Barbara Eden hair, you know? That's about right. I can do that. Reading Rainbow. Welcome to the Friday edition of the Miguelito Show. Miguel. Miguel. It's the Mikey Show, and we are ready to take your calls right now at 570-1949. Give us a call. We want to talk to you. We are ready to rumble. So let's do this thing. 570-1949. If you want to text us, you can do that. Our text is 949Mikey at gmail.com. I am ready to rumble. Thank you, Hillary.
Let's see. What do we got? Word of the day is garden. Word of the day is garden. So I will work that into a sentence between now and 10 when I do. Caller 9. Pair of tickets to the 2011 Holiday Hootenanny and a pair of sunglasses from Spy Optics. Optic? No, Optic. How many times? Quit adding your S. Gosh, Mike. Look at the S. Mike. Bull S. I told you before, and you ain't getting it right, so. I mean, I don't even know what to do. I had a long talk with Kim about it last night. You should see this dumb SOB. Optics, optics, optics. Putting S's on things all willy-nilly. Why am I putting S's on things? I don't know. Oh, I got my Kindle yesterday. Or your Kindles, as you would call it. You know, the Kindle device, the new Kindles? Yeah, that you put books on and stuff? Woods, I'm telling you.
you would fall madly in love with the Kindle device. Do you know that they're selling them for less than it costs them to make it right now? Really? Yes. Probably not the one our friend Mike got. Nope. No, I bet it is. I bet it is. You know why I bet that? Because this thing, the whole deal with it is, it's pretty much like an iPad, but $199. Yep, that's the one. Yeah. They said it costs more to make it, but they're trying to build brand loyalty, and you can't get the stuff that you would get from iTunes and stuff like that on the Kindle. You'd have to buy stuff from Amazon. So I got to get it from Amazon, the books and whatnot. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. That is nuts. That's crazy. They're not a technology company. Apple's a technology company. Amazon is more about, you know, selling those goods. So they're like, all right, well, we'll sell the device for cheap. But what we want to make money off of is, you know, shopping at Amazon. Question. Yeah. Can't you read books on your iPad? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, okay. So perfect question. Because if Amazon is going to put this product out, what can they offer that the iPad cannot? There you go. Okay. Much cheaper. It's much cheaper.
But you already have one. I have both. No, no, no. Oh, you're wondering me personally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, me, I'm just a tech junkie. I love anything tech. Anything. That's true. It's a great isolate. It's the truth. I love anything tech. Seven like that. Any kind of electronics and stuff like that and techie stuff, I just eat it up. But it's also more lightweight and small. And it's a beautiful display. So you've got everything you've got in the iPad, which is light, but it's a little big. This is much smaller and carries virtually the same content. In fact, when it comes to books, more. And when it comes to magazine subscriptions, newspaper subscriptions, it's much easier. Uh, to get the content and it's much more seamless because that's what they're in the business of doing. I just can't, I can't bring myself music on there. You could also download music on there. It's like an iPod. I can't bring myself to not read a book, like hold the book. And when I go to the bathroom to fold that book and lay it on top of that garbage can that is in my bathroom. That's how I read. This is the thing. And, uh, I could almost guarantee you this woodsy.
Because Woods loves books. And I actually thought to myself yesterday, I want to ask Woods to teach me, because I bet you could, to read like you do. It's years of practice. Bro, you hand something to Woods, right? And it looks like 40 pages. And he will read it and tell you what it says back in no less than... two minutes. My wife still doesn't believe me. She's like, you didn't even read that. I go, yeah, I did. He'll tell you back. I'm not a speed reader per se, but I read really quickly. Yes, fast reader. Fast reader. And I can only read as fast as I talk. I'm always jealous of fast readers. I'm not a fast reader. You can isolate that with me too and you. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of your show. I am 41 and Woodsy is... 36 years old, and his hair is back to normal. How about it? Very military cut. It's a very military cut. It's a PHC in training. It's a perfect haircut in training. In about two weeks, it will be back to where I need it. It looks good, dude. It looks better because I had a fryer cut, but I feel good. He did it for charity. Would he cut his hair into a fryer's cut?
for the Autism Discovery Institute at Children's Hospital. It was awesome. And I think it drove that people giving, man. They wanted to see it. Well, when we do it next year, if I ever had to do this haircut again, we're talking we'd have to raise six figures. And I mean six figures. This SOB put me out of commission. Weeks. Months. Two months. Next year I'll do something crazy. I'll say I'll wear a dress for a week. In public, everything. If we can get something big. If we can get six figures. Oh, yeah. You've been looking for a reason. You know, I was thinking about that, Jay. Do you know that I've never done that? What, wore a dress? I've never tried on, even for funnies. Really? Even as a kid? But the reason why is because I've never dated a girl that is even anywhere near my size. So how am I supposed to try something on? If I'm, you know. That's part of the funny is you take a blouse and you squeeze like a hot dog. Yeah. You squeeze it like a casing, you know, and you just tie it off at the bottom and you're good to go. The gorgeous blonde to my right is Lauren O'Brien, otherwise known as L.O.B.
And we're going to be on TV here and I later on. That's right. We're going to be on the CW6. Hey, can I get room for me? Hey, we'll play some ping pong. Yeah, if you guys want, you can just, you guys go grab a sandwich. We don't need you during that segment. I should go have a cigarette. Yeah, I mean, you're basically teats on a bowl during that segment. You're useless. You're useless. We have nothing for you to do. All right? I'm cutting right to commercial after that. So you can just. Yeah. Well, don't take it to the house because. You're useless during that period, but right after that, you become useful. It's hard to shut down the engines, you know, and then you've got to get the engines back up. I know, but... You can just turn your mic off if that's all. No, I understand what you're saying, Woods, but the problem is we just don't need you at all. We should do our own show. We'll do a little podcast. Here's the beauty of it. Me and L.O.B. don't give a crap what you two do. I mean, it just. I mean, we've got a show to do. We've got a show to do on television. It just doesn't matter what you do. It's well played, sir. That's very well played. It just doesn't matter what you do. We can't be really bothered with what you guys are up to. You know, we're actually trying to think of what our segment is going to be like today. You're only distracting us.
With the uselessness of what you'll do, we can't even think about it. Right. So just do whatever it is you've got to do. Whatever it is. Whatever piddly stuff you guys amuse yourself with. We'll play some ping pong. Maybe jacks, you know, or crossword puzzles. Sudoku. Just something meaningless. Yeah, something meaningless. That's cool. You guys enjoy it. Jay and I will just take it to the house. Jay is our producer. He's 48 years of age. He's a father of four, good dad, likes to surf. And for a day, screening phones for a day, is, oh, look at that guy. It's Chris. It's Chris. Yeah, it's Chris. I tell you my text to Chris this morning. Yeah, what? I said, hey, buddy, stoked you're coming in today. Can you bring some cream? Oh, my God. Hey, I want him to feel like he's back at home. It felt like home. You want him to feel like he's back at home, and that does get him feeling like he's back at home. Phone line's blowing up. Wow. Let's see. M1 Nubian Prince from Old Town. What's up? Good morning. I was talking to Chris, too, this morning. I was like, dude, what's up, man? Oh, right on. Yeah, he is back. Yeah, man. I'm glad for a day. Hey, I can't wait for your story, dude. Was it 8.30 today? How the story is going to end. Now, for those of you that do not know.
what we're talking about, yesterday I told this story. When a plane spirals out of control in a freak storm, three friends must jump to save their lives. Once that door was open, I just jumped. Without knowing the fate of his friends, Will Slattery faces a terrifying ordeal. He battles strong currents, the threat of deadly sharks, and losing his mind. Is now... The worst thing that could possibly happen. It used to be I say, well, there was an episode I shouldn't be alive where people were being devoured by sharks. Right. And I think to myself, well, there's nothing worse than that. This actually was because he's in the water with sharks. He's bleeding. He has had to jump out of an airplane that was crashing. His buddies died. His buddies died. Crazy. Or did they? Or did they? And we will give you the conclusion of that. And the very last thing that we kept you hanging on was this.
Sharks hunt at night, and do I splash around until a shark comes and eats me? It seemed a horror, it seemed... And then his worst fears become real. There is something in the water, and it's coming towards him. I saw something floating in the water. As it glides toward Will, he is helpless against whatever predator might be out to get him. I thought, oh great, I'll get eaten and drowned at the same time. This morning at 810, I'm going to give you the conclusion, Nubian Prince, and everybody that's listening, give you the conclusion. Right on. Right on, man. Oh, yeah. Stoked. Can't wait to hear it, guys. All right, brother. Love you guys. All right, love you, man. Love you, buddy. Let's see. This is M1 Gary from Temecula. Are you there? Hey, what's going on? Mikey Show. Good morning. What's going on?
Hey, man, I called in a couple weeks ago in October when you did that story about the married couple, and I told you guys about my story. I was in Arizona going to get my wife back. I do remember that. Yeah, yeah. That was awesome. Of course. Yeah, so I thought I'd call you guys and give you an update of something since you're asking people to call in. Everything has been, you know, awesome. Really? Yeah, we haven't had any issues, none at all. It's like when we first got married. It's been great. And in nine months, July 14th, we'll have a new M1 in the world. Wow. No way. Feels real good. Got right to it. That's awesome. That's great. That a boy. Well, good for you, man. Yeah, I just want to let you guys know about you guys. Congrats, man. I see you guys every morning, so. Make sure that, are you guys married? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, cool. You know the way I roll. I was going to say, if you weren't, just marry her. Yeah. All right, thank you. I love you. Thanks, guys. Killer, man. That's awesome. M1 Laura from Escondido, are you there? I'm here, yeah. How are you? I'm pretty good. How are you? I'm good. That's good. What I wanted to ask you was, well, hearing the Reading Rainbow song made me think of something I heard years ago. I have no idea who was doing it, but it was a perfect imitation of Jimi Hendrix doing the theme from Green Acres. You ever hear that anywhere? I have not. No, me neither. Do you think it's on YouTube? I have no idea. It was a long time ago, like 30 years ago, probably. I'm going to look for it.
I can go twice as high. Take a look. M1 Cave Dweller from Wisconsin. What's up? Good morning to the sexiest radio program. Wow. Look at you. Look at you. Yeah. Thank you very much. Just a couple things. First off, there's 13,000 M1s that are slacking. Need to get on the R-Factor and vote. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well... What he's talking about is there is a contest, a radio contest going on from Fox 5 called The R Factor. And the Mikey Show is in the finals. It is M1s versus P1s. Now, when I said that yesterday, I heard back that there were people that thought that I was trying to be divisive. I'm not. I'm very lighthearted about it. And I want everybody to know that I'm lighthearted about it.
It is M1s versus P1s, which I think is just, it's not ugly. But you did say yesterday you wanted more than anything you've ever wanted, and you were willing to beg, steal, or kill. I didn't say that. I didn't say any of that, actually. You said it off the air. I didn't say it off the air. I know I'm speaking out of school. I didn't say that. This is where I really get upset. I didn't say that, though. But anyway, man, yeah, we have a lot of fans on our Facebook fan page. In fact, we got 15,735 fans on our page. And so, Jay, can you put the link up? Doing it right now. Does anybody know when it ends? Anybody. I do not. I do not know when it ends. I can't find it. If anybody knows when it ends, let a brother know. Yeah. We don't know, but we do want you to vote. for the Mikey show. So please, and the other thing I want to make sure that I say is, please don't be mean to anybody from the other show, because that's not what I am and who I am, and I just don't want that. But I do want you to vote for us. Yeah, of course. We're competitive. Yeah, we want to win. Yeah. Real quick again, you guys are talking about the Kimmel fire this morning. Uh-huh.
I mean, I looked at it. I was considering buying it. It is a pretty neat little device, but just be warned. One of the reasons that they can sell it for $199 is a lot of the hardware is stripped down, so it doesn't run as fast as the iPad or other tablets. It doesn't have as much memory. Hey, Cave Dweller, I can tell you from my personal experience with it yesterday, it was a blast. I didn't have any problems with it. It didn't seem to run slow. I've got a jillion books on it. Bibles. Yeah. For your information, I only have three of those on there. Come on, man. But here's what's great is if you already have a Kindle, which has got music and books and all the stuff on it, out of the box, it's already you. It's got your stuff loaded on it out of the box. I don't know how they do it. You turn it on. It's like, hi, Mike. Yeah, it's linked to your Amazon account. So when you open it, it goes, hello, Mike. It's got it on there. It says your name. Wow, that's cool. It's got all your books. It's got all your stuff. It's right on there. It's really cool. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just going off of what all the tech dork websites were saying. They could say whatever they want. I used it, and it was cool. Yes. I feel like it's more about, like I said, the goods and stuff like that than being able to do a bunch of stuff technically with it. Yeah. And you know what?
Woods, I understand where you're coming from when you say, I want to hold a book. I love books. Gosh, I love books in libraries and bookstores. I have a feeling, though, that it's kind of like this. If you try it, then you'll go, oh, okay, now I get it. It's like the difference between bringing a stack or a book of CDs on a road trip and having your iPod. I know. Well, and I also put it like this. I also put it, if I want to write someone a letter, I'm going to write him a letter, I'm going to put it in the thing, and I'm going to put it in the mail. And spray perfume on it. Yeah, exactly, because I want to seal it with a kiss. So I don't need this newfangled e-mail. I know. And you guys know me. I don't sit around and listen to vinyl. You know what I mean? I embrace some technology.
But man, I do love a book in my hand. I love a book in my hand. I want to loan it to you because you do, but you're such an avid reader. And this makes reading even more fun. It's weird. And I'm with you. I'm the same way with books. I like the way they smell, the way they feel, the way they everything. I feel like it would hurt my eyes after a point. They've done work to make sure that doesn't happen. You know what else I love about books so much? is that when I can say, like when my brother-in-law Ryan was living with me, I was like, I walked in his room, I go, here, read these. They're all like rock books and like about the music business. I go, here, take those. They've taken care of it on the... On the Kindle Fire, they have a book loaning program. Shut your mouth. So you can share your books with friends. They must have listened to everyone's reasons of why they prefer books over that, and they came up with a way to... That's pretty solid. They're guaranteed to get it back. That's true. And here's the deal. If you have an Amazon Prime account, which I have, which means that you order anything on Amazon, if you have an Amazon Prime account, it comes to you in two days. Sick. But...
If you have an Amazon Prime account, they also have this program where you can borrow books from them. And it's like Netflix. You don't have to return it in a certain amount of time. Now, you only get to borrow, and I may be wrong about this, but I think you only get to borrow one a month. But you borrow the book, and then the next month you get another free book. It's pretty cool. All right, hon. If you're listening, Christmas. It's a good Christmas present. Under $200. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Make that right for your man. All right. So, Woodsy. What is the big news in the sports world? Well, unfortunately, it's more bad news. There's more victims coming out against Jerry Sandusky. They're saying at least 10 more victims. Are you kidding? This is a report I read this morning. And, man, a lot of it, you know, the sad part is a lot of it. It may be past the statute of limitations for this. Really? Ten more suspected victims have gone to police to report abuse. Now, he was there for 32 years at that university, plus about another ten with emeritus status that he had, meaning he had an office and could go use the facility. So he's been in and around that college for 40-something years. So, yeah, there are more potential victims coming to police.
reporting abuse by Jerry Sandusky. Before this thing is done, before it even goes to trial, I'll bet you there's going to be like, I don't want to say a number, but a lot. You're looking right now at 18? Yeah, there'll be more. Right now? Also, another very disturbing story this morning out of Syracuse. Assistant basketball coach Bernie Fine has been accused of molesting a ball boy for more than a decade. And it's just... It's hideous. Now, the victim, Bobby Davis, has been out, and he's been on ESPN, and he's saying, hey, listen, I was the ball boy for six years, and he molested me when I was in fifth or sixth grade. And they investigated this in 2005. It was determined then that the allegations were unfounded. But this is bad. I mean, it's more creepy behavior by a college coach. You know what I don't get is if a child says, that somebody molested them i'm just trying to think of in under what circumstances they will determine that that's that it that it's not found i know yeah i mean if it's if it's if it's a kid saying it and there's nobody else that was witness to it you know i think there has to be more proof i mean they have to have all kinds of stuff i guess but i mean isn't that kind of terrible
It's terrible, yeah. I mean, it's terrible both ways. It's terrible if the kid isn't telling the truth. It's terrible if the kid is telling the truth. You know what's interesting about this? So this guy, Bobby Davis, goes to the cops and it says, 2003, the detective told him the statute of limitations had run out and that if Davis knew of other boys being molested, then Syracuse police would investigate those allegations. Now, the police chief at the time was Dennis Duvall, a former Syracuse basketball player. Really? I mean, dude, it could be another one of these massive cover-ups. Yeah. Well, we'll see. And then big news today, Demi Moore. Right, Jay? Yes, indeed. After six years of marriage, Demi Moore and Aston Kutcher will part ways. They are no more. Reps for the actress have confirmed. And she says that it was with a great sadness and a heavy heart that I've decided to end my six-year marriage to Aston. Aston. Aston. Aston. Did. Now, I realized yesterday. Actually, I realized it this morning. Jay doing the news is one of the most brilliant radio moves in the history. Like Marconi. Right. Is going bravo. Brawl? Bravo. You're welcome. And the reason is the same reason that Woods likes certain male singers' voices. Right. It's not perfect. Oh, no. It's not perfect.
But there's something that you really not like. Love. Love about it. I love multiple things. I love the fact that he wears spectacles when he does the news. And I'm not kidding you. I love that. Very small print. And I love that occasionally he will say Ashton or whatever. Ashton Kuchar. Yes. Aston Kuchar. I love it. If you would like to play catchphrase, can I, am I, do I get to, do I get you? Sure. Sure. Yeah. Oh, I thought you were talking to me. I thought that we switch. Yeah. Fine. No? Okay. No, we will. All right. We can. Yeah. All right. Let's do it. Let's do it. Come on, Jay. Today, you're either going to pick Team Jay and Woods or Team Wipeout.
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Mikey Enwood. Sorry. All right. We have a good string of dominance. Yeah, it's like we're married. We won last time. But you guys have won less than you. You've lost more than you won. Hey, we're partners today, L.O.B. We've got to be on each other's side. You can't. That's true. You've got to get into a place with me where we're. You guys are like the power couple. We're connected, L.O.B. You're like Brad and Angelina. No, don't do it. We're connected, me and you. Jay, they're divisive right now. I guess we're just Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. You're giving them the advantage? You're his beard. Weak couple. You're Jay's beard. M1, sugar water purple from Escondido. I'm here. You've got me and L.O.B. Perfect. How happy are you? Jay just came into the room and... He didn't pinch. He pierced Woods' nipples. Ouch! And we're not playing quite yet, Jay. Really hard. We're not playing yet? No, but we will be in just a second. We're going to be playing catchphrase in just a second. Wait, this doesn't work. Turn him up. We can't sit by each other. I have to sit there. Come on, guys. I don't know why we have to change. Because it's the pass. You pass it. It's got to be. It's a hot potato. You have to be. Can't you just look at the person like this? No, you have to do it in a quick order. No, you've got to do it in the order. You know that.
Because then it gets all fumbled around. You're like, it wasn't out of my hands. Were you sitting over there? Right. Come on. You got to think ahead here. Got it. Got it. That does make sense. That does make sense. This is so weird. I know. I'm all tangled because I don't need space. All right. Oh, this was a very interesting story to me. It was 191 years ago today in this day in history in 1820 that the first American. Visited Antarctica. A Russian and a Norwegian. A navigator set out on foot on the icy ground. Imagine if they had been walking that icy ground and seen something there on the ice. And that thing mutated. Really, with the music? Is this from the thing? It's from the thing. The thing mutated. Whatever it was attacked.
I think they just went to Antarctica. Yeah, it's a little dramatic. It's a little over the top. They just said, hey, we're here in Antarctica. Fine. Not everything's a Steven Spielberg movie. Isn't it? Isn't it? In your mind. All right, let's do this. Hey, I have a quick question. What? Somebody said on Facebook that we've done these freaking entertainment topics before. We've burned through these. Should we just keep doing them? No, let's do something else. It'll be fun to do a different category. How about food? Thank you. Oh, wow. It ain't fair, Wood. What about sports and games? Food is great because it's got, you know. Everything. Everybody eats food. Everybody eats. Some more than others. All right. We'll do food. And, Jay, let's get on the same page here. All right. We're mind-melting. You guys ready? Yes. Should I start? Ready? Yes. This is something you smear on your skin. Cucumber. No, it's, you can take a pill and bind it and squeeze it on you. Oh, vitamin E. Yes. Okay, a lot of Asians eat this. There's white sticky, brown. Ramen noodles. No. Oh, rice. Yeah. You do this at night before you, you know. Come on. You put it in your mouth. Treat yourself. No, no. It's to do with food. It's called breakfast, lunch.
But what do you do? You eat dinner. Yeah, thank you. How dare you guys. This is a type of salad. Caesar. Side salad. No, it's a country. Waldorf salad. It's a country off Italy. Greek salad. Yep. Oh, USOB. This is a very strange type of vegetable. Carrot. Yes! Straight. Rutabaga. Oh, that's a tough one. Team two. Team two, yeah. Thank you. Now, Ella B., you start, right? Oh, yeah. That's correct. Here we go. Stop cheating now, Woods. Wonder makes this. Bread. Yes, but what kind? White bread. Yes. I was going to say not. You have this for breakfast. Cereal. No, no. Eggs, bacon, ham. Those two things. Eggs and bacon. Yes, indeed. We used to say that you had a type of this in your teeth. Pepper. Cayenne pepper. Black pepper. First one, yes. Not a regular thing to cook stuff in. The very quick way. Cronk pot. Oh, a steamer. No, very quick. It's bad for you, possibly. Oh, a microwave. Doven. Jack Johnson talks about making banana ones. It's like a stack of them, like a short stack. Daiquiri. For breakfast, you put butter on top. Oh, God, we're dead.
Yes! Cool as a cucumber. Oh, God. Not hot. We're getting schooled here. We're doing good, though. We're doing good. Here we go. I press start, correct? It's no Mikey and Woods, but hey. I hit next, then start. Just start. Just start. It's two words. The first word is a red-headed comedian. Carrot top. Carrot cake. Yes. Oh, God. L.O.B. does not like to drink this. It's bad for the environment. No, it's bad for the environment. Bottled water. Yep. Yes. It's like maize in Spanish. Corn. Yes. Corn on the cob. Nope. Then the stuff that you cook with, it heats up, and it's... Steamed corn. No, no, no. The stuff that you have to pour, like olive type, or like Wesson. Corn oil. Yes. Oh, my goodness. When you do this on your oven? You cook? Yeah, but it's, and you might say, hey, baby. No. Yes! Dang it. What's cooking? I'm going to get one more, right? What's cooking? Give another point. You might say, hey. Hey, baby. What's cooking? You guys didn't give yourself a point last time. All you have to say is, hey, good looking. We should have three. We should have three. So if we get this one, we're good. That's right. We win. I'm beating. All right, here we go. Dang it. It's two words.
The second word is a type of seafood, and it is... Jumbo sharks. It does this. Steamed clams. No, another type. Baby clams. Another type. Bottleneck clams. What's another way you can prepare them? Steamed clams. Nope. A very unhealthy way. Fried clams. Yes. Oh, God. Oh, my goodness. What is this? These, you used to eat these when you were a kid. They'd burn your mouth. Oh, peppers. No, they're a type of sweet. Oh, gosh. These are cinnamon. Tastes like cinnamon. No, red hot. No, same vein. Same vein. Cinnamon hot. Red hot. No, they're a little circular. Oh, they're red. Yes. They're hot. Yep. Radishes. Help me. Hot tamales? Fireball candy. Oh, what? Oh, wow. I thought it was hot tamales. I thought it was fireball. I said they're very sweet.
Radishes. Radishes. No, when he had radishes, he was sure of it. Oh, okay, got it. Hot radishes. My mom used to give us radishes. Well, yeah. Oh, it's a snack from when I was a kid. Radishes. That was the greatest. M1 Sugar Water Purple from Escondido. We won for you. Thank you very much. Yeah. You are very welcome hanging the line. I hope that it's as much fun for them as it is for us. I love that game. Radishes. Radishes. It's fantastic. It took me a minute to get radishes. Oh, man. I got it. Fireballs. Fireball candy. Oh, man. Woodsy, I heard the Tebow Broncos won last night. They did. And they won because of Tim Tibial. I stand corrected on this guy. That's his third straight win. It was a comeback. 20-yard rush to win the game. I mean, the guy is a closer, man. Well, here's the thing. I think it has a lot to do with the coaches because I think that what they did was they figured out how to take that bizarre talent that he has and somehow use it. Now, the problem will come if the first time they get a real bad loss, I think. Right. Then the next team will go, oh.
This is what we do. Somebody figured out how to beat him. Nine out of 20 for 104 yards. Very pedestrian. Added 68 yards on eight carries. The guy can run. The only thing you worry about with that guy is how long can he do it? Much like Mike Vick. How long can he keep up just getting battered? He's a freaking tough kid. And I will take my hat off to the guy and tell you right here on the air, I stand corrected. The guy's a freaking winner. He wins. He will shorten his career because of the hits that he's going to take, which is so weird because, well, I think this is what it means. I think it means that unlike a lot of quarterbacks that can play effectively into their late 30s, he'll probably play effectively into his early 30s, and that's it. Yeah, but the thing is, if he can ever learn how to throw a football, he's going to be super dangerous. If he can learn how to be an NFL pocket passer when he has to be, much like Mike Vick has, You know, he may get a $100 million contract, too. It is possible.
It is possible. Was he happy last night when you talked to him, Mike? I didn't talk to him. We're not friends. No, I don't know him personally. I thought he was a good friend of mine. No, he's not. I like him. I think he's a good player. That's it. That's the end of it. Talk about him all the time. I don't talk about him all the time. I don't, but every time he comes up, you guys make me in love with him, and that's not true. Why are you wearing cleats with John 316 on him right now? Okay, that's probably more than I needed. You have it inscribed on your headphones. It's not like it's Taylor Swift. Okay. It is actually Taylor Swift. She's going to be on 60 Minutes this weekend. And listen to this. Oh, my God. Tell me what you think about this. You're a role model and you know it. Well, I definitely think about. He's screaming at her. You know it. You know it. You freaking know it. You know it. You are a role model, Mac. You know it. Say it. Say you're a role model. Say the words role model, you little bitch.
A million people when I'm getting dressed in the morning. And that's just part of my life now. That was Jay playing that sound effect about a girl that is younger than two of his daughters. So feast. Still hot. I think it's my responsibility to know it and to be conscious of it. And it would be really easy to say, you know, I'm 21 now. I do what I want. You raise your kids. But that's not the truth of it. The truth of it is that every singer out there with songs on the radio is raising the next generation. So make your words count. I am in on her. Holy cow. She's got some accountability. I can't believe what I just freaking heard. I can't believe what I just freaking heard. She's giving herself a little too much credit. She is, in fact, doing it, though. Now, listen. Here's the deal. I am a 41-year-old person that has a comedic radio show. And I have a specific audience. So does she. She has a specific audience. My audience is a 18 to 49-year-old male. That's who my target audience is. And so when I'm on the radio, I have to know who I'm talking to. Okay? And I got to know who I'm not talking to.
She is talking to kids and she knows it. And I know it, too, because I took my wife. Well, she's talking to kids and she's also talking to wives with three boys like my wife. Yes. But we went to that show and it was mostly little kids. It was mostly little girls. And I think it's pretty cool for her to recognize that, not ignore it and go. I don't really want to train him into sluts. I want to be something different. That is nice. It's refreshing. It's refreshing for crying out loud. I can't deny the fact that she is cute. Very foxy. Definitely held her hand for a long time. Yes, she did at the concert. Are you talking about when I shoved my wife out of the way so that I could hold her hand? That's the time. Do you remember that time when you went to Taylor Swift? Instinct kicked in, and I got my wife out of the way so that I could hold Taylor Swift's hand. Yeah, you grabbed her wrist and said, what kind of perfume do you wear? I didn't say that. No, I never said that. That's definitely what I heard. I never said it. It's not like it's Taylor Swift. Well, it is Taylor Swift. It is Taylor Swift, and I didn't say that. You're not even allowed to go to another concert because now she is a restraining one. Yeah, your face is on the backstage passes there. It's not. Isn't it?
I never said that. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. I didn't say it. I didn't. All right, I said it one time. Right. But it was in jest. What review do you wear? Tell me. What is it? What is it? Yesterday, Woodsy was getting his hair cut and a woman who was getting her hair cut next to him said, hey, are you a DJ? And Wood said, why? Yes. Kind of. I'm on the radio. And she said, oh, I'm getting married and you sound like the guy who's DJing my wedding. It's very embarrassing. It's very embarrassing. You just pipe in there and just, hey. No, I was late. While you're in, what made her say, hey, let's hear it for the next girl up on the main stage. I guess she, I was getting my hair washed and she was getting her hair washed. And I sat up and she goes, hey, are you a DJ? And I was like,
Kind of. I'm like, I'm on the radio, but I don't play records. She's like, oh, well, I'm getting married. I talked to this DJ that we hired one time on the phone. You sound just like him. I was like, oh, I was like, no, I'm not a wedding DJ. She mistake. She mistook you. Is that right? Yeah. That's the right phrase. Yeah. Yeah. She mistook you. You've got the skills. What does that mean? I don't know. I mean, you know, there's an insult. You just don't know. I think he'd be good. You would be good. As a wedding DJ. Oh, you make a lot of money. You have MC skills. Yeah, I'm all right at that bit. You're great at that bit. I like the mic. I like the mic. You're good with people. But boy, I felt like a D-head, man. I'm telling you. I was like, yeah, I'm on the radio. Yeah, you know that. Oh. She's like, oh, yeah, I don't know who you are. But she's not a lot like the guy I hired from the freaking Yellow Pages. Did she ask you what radio station? Nope. No, I'm not interested. Nothing. Yeah. Nothing whatsoever. You didn't even know what radio was. Right. Poor wood. I felt like an idiot. You know how I've been having pains in my gut? Found out what it was yesterday. Got a CT scan a couple weeks ago, and they looked at it, and it's a... You can see an audio from your document. That's not. Jay is making fun of me when he's doing it. You'll feel better now. Oh, well, I... It's really early for that.
Yeah, that's not what it was. It wasn't anything to do with that. It was, as it turned out, it is gallstones. Yikes. Gallstones. I got to have my gallbladder removed. Wow. You don't need it? I guess not. I guess you can live without it. Jay, listen. I thought it was going to be something. I also have something called diverticulitis. Diverticulitis. Yes. Heard of it, Jay. Diverticulitis. What does that mean? I don't know what it means. You didn't ask? I think sailors used to get it or something. Eat an orange. You want me to look it up for you? That's scurvy, Jay. Oh. I was way off. You have scurvy? You have scurvy. No! Eat some lemons. I don't. I don't have any of that. Diverticulitis. Yeah, I think it has something to do with the colon or something. It's a common digestive disease particularly found in the large intestine. Let's see. Oh.
Bulging sacks I saw. Stop looking at it. What? What? Gosh, man. Oh, God. He's looking at a picture of an intestine. Don't play that, please. I bet you don't play that. Don't play that. Nausea, diarrhea. Less commonly, an individual with diverticulitis may present a right-sided abdominal pain. Diet might help cause it. Yep. Yep. Do you eat a lot of seeds, nuts, and corn? She told me to stop eating seeds and nuts. She did? Yeah, she said. Every time I see you, you have a sack of seeds and nuts on your hip. I feel like a squirrel. It's not true. I don't. Why do you bring acorns in? I love you, Michael. Yeah, quit with the nuts and corn, okay? And the corn nuts. They smell like feet anyway. Stop bringing them in here. I don't eat any of that. Well, anyway. What's the deal? When are they going to take it out? When? Probably over Christmas break. Oh, that'd be a good time. They say it's no big deal, man. You could be back to work like the next day. Will you bring me your gallbladder? Yeah, I'm going to ask for it in a jar. Mason jar. Cool. They won't give it to you. You wear it like a hat. They have to give it to me. If I want it, it's not theirs. It's not theirs to have. I think it's bio-waste. It is not bio-waste. Stop it. Stop it. Gosh.
You know, can everybody stop being disgusted by me? About me? I'm disgusted by my own organs. Oh, my gosh. They would need to be inside where they belong or throw them out. Yeah. Well. Do whatever it is you got to do with them. I don't want them. I want it out. No. I want to get rid of it. No. I don't want any part of it. No. Get it out of me. Will you feel like less of a man? No, I will not feel like less. They're not taking his wiener off. Yeah. That's what's next. Yeah. It's right here. Holy cow. I'm just getting it. Yeah, you're getting it today. You think this is abuse? You can't take this? I actually do. How can you take the abuse you get on a sit? Well, I do feel that, so thank you. Put that coffee down. We'll all get ours today. Coffee's for closers only, pal. Coffee is for closers. Always be closing. Always be closing. All right. Let's see. What else do we have? Oh, I'm late. Oh, gosh. Got an email for you. Has to do with dudes and the guy that doesn't buy rounds. And when we come back, we'll tell you who that person is on The Mikey Show. Go to our fan page. Go to our fan page right now.
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I tell you, Kim got me on the organic ketchup, and then I went back to the Heinz, and I was like, ugh. This is The Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Hey, we're going to be doing a show us your cans food drive today. And it's good. Wow. Sorry. Hurricanes just came through. Wow. Wow. Okay. We get it, Woods. You're here. Oh, God. Come on. We're paying attention to you. Good God. I shouldn't sneeze. Shut up. 5701 94.9. Yeah, we're doing show us your cans today. Show us your cans.
It's like Trojan Man. Sure, sure, cans. They don't have anything to do with each other. No, and it doesn't really fit. It doesn't fit. Squeeze it in. Sure, sure, cans. Much like a Trojan sometimes. Yep. Well, Trojan Man is two words. Trojan Man. Sure, sure, cans. No, that's four words. Sure, sure, cans. That's 100% more words. You put 100% more words. That's the kind of quality I bring to the table. Than belonging. Everything we do, he does plus a half. He's like an Amish. Well, we will be out there. And someone is going to win the following. First of all, a $500 party at Dave & Buster's. And somebody, in addition to winning the $500 party from Dave & Buster's, is also going.
to be getting four tickets with signed memorabilia and a limo ride to the Holiday Hootenanny. And if you want that to be you, bring the most cans today. All this is going to the San Diego Food Bank so that on Thanksgiving Day, people are not hungry in this city. They're fed. And you will have a part in that. Step up. Yeah. Jay is our newsboy. And he's putting his spectacles on. Yes, I am. He's going to tell us what's going on. Wow. L.A. detectives have reopened the Natalie Wood death inquiry. The captain of the boat that the legendary actress died on has totally flipped his story. Apparently, he's now saying that Wagner and Wood had this huge fight immediately after. She went missing, and he said, let's not look for her. Wagner who? Who's Wagner? Wagner. Robert Wagner. Actor. Yeah. It was Wagner and Christopher Walken were on the boat at the time, and the captain. And they're saying that they had this huge fight. Wagner smashed his bottle. They went back to the suite. You could hear him fighting. The boat captain came back and said, hey, let's stop. Let's stop fighting. He's like, leave us alone.
A couple seconds later, she went missing. Wait a minute. And none of this has ever been revealed until now? No. He had, like, a 48-hour special that they did investigating, and the captain was on there saying, like, some stuff that was, like, had investigators thinking, like, wait a minute. What did you just say? Whoa. Yeah, they're reopening. He's admitted to lying. Yeah, and he's sad. He's like, I should never have lied. I lied to everyone just because he was told to. Oh, wow. And experts say still to this day that Natalie Wood is still the only type of wood that doesn't float. Make she rest in peace. Yes. God rest her. Too soon? Her tragic death gets solved, I hope. Too soon? That would have been the perfect way to give that. It's been 30 years. Pray for her family, you know. Is it too soon? Hey, Mac, just in case people haven't heard the old Natalie Wood joke, it's the only kind of wood don't float. It's Natalie Wood. How do you like that? How do you like me now? LOL, Jay. You're hysterical. You're the greatest. What's going on in sports? Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw has been named the National League Cy Young Award winner. It's very...
Very impressive honor. Had a great season. 21-5 with a 2-2-8 ERA. 248 strikeouts. That is absolutely filthy. And then also in baseball news, the Houston Astros have been sold to a gentleman named Jim Crane. And they are now moving from the National League into the American League West. First time anybody's moved divisions since the Brewers did it in 1997. There you go. Feast. I'm going to give you the rest of that. I shouldn't be alive. Ooh. And I will be doing that at 810, telling you all about it. Gave you half the story yesterday. I will give you the conclusion of the story today. Let's see. Don't forget to come and meet us. We'll see you today. What time are we going to be on TV today, Jay? I think it's 850. Okay. L.O.B. and I at 850 on the CW6. Not Woods and Jay. Right. Right.
This email says, Mikey, the concept of buying rounds has always annoyed me a little bit, but I still do it when I go out and drink with my friends. I mean, it's a little weird that you'd spend much money, that you would spend more money on drinks for everyone than you would if you just bought drinks for yourself, but whatever. I guess it all works out in the end. Only thing is, one of my buddies is a successful lawyer, and when it comes time for him to buy a round of drinks for everybody, he backs out. Every time we go to a bar, the wuss is out on paying for drinks. Because he says he's not going to stay very long. He's not going to drink much. But then he ends up saying, and he definitely has the money to pony up, should I stop buying my buddy drinks because he never pays for rounds? Or should I call him out? I'm one Justin. Well, that, to me, is saying, well, so-and-so's not going to get me a present for Christmas.
So should I get them a present for Christmas? The point of you buying rounds is it would be wonderful if the guy bought rounds. But if the reason that you're buying rounds is based on that, buying rounds for no reason. It's an exchange for you. You know, is he cheap? I guess. What are you going to do? You got cheap friends. Hey, listen, if I were still the drinking type and we all went out. There's one person on the Mikey show. We know we ain't buying rounds. Not true. I haven't even said who it is, Jay. I haven't even said who it is. How is it possible, Jay, that without me saying who it is, that you think that we're talking about you? We are talking about you, by the way. I'm very frugal, but when it comes to buying drinks for my good friends, which I wish they were here, I would... I would buy you drinks. Why do you lie, liar? You can ask anybody who knows me. Really? Yes. Well, we know you. Yeah, we know you. Well, have we been to a bar together? Yes. Have you ever bought drinks for L.O.B. and Wood? I don't think so. Have you ever bought me a drink? I bet they have. I know Woodsy and L.O.B. I know Woodsy for sure. No. Where? New Orleans. Oh, I trust you, my friend.
I love the look. Trust me, my friend. That look right there. Who bought lunch for everyone there? I think Jay did. He's the only one that had the expense account. It wasn't expensed. The lunch? Oh, yeah. I mean, I listen. Yes, it was. Yes, it was. I'll buy a private aircraft as long as I'm not expensive. That was the story I told. Same plane Bon Jovi flew on? I'll get you that, son of a bitch. I expensed the lunch that I paid for that time. Yeah, but you listen. You need to buy around. If that's the... the dynamic of your group, and that's how you do it. If it's me and my wife, L.O.B. and Matt, Mike and Rebecca, Jay and Kim, we usually, if we're going to do separate checks, you do separate checks. But if Mike doesn't drink anymore, but, you know, if we were going to buy rounds, it can get a little expensive, but it does all even out. You're not buying them because somebody else is buying them. What do you mean? No, it sounds like this guy's like, should I stop? Well, he says, should I stop buying my buddy drinks because he never pays for rounds? No. No, you shouldn't. Here's the thing. The last thing that we all did together, I went to the bar with Woods' wife, Jamie. And I bought the round and she said, I'll get the next one. And I said, oh, I'm not even going to have another one. And she was finding ways to even the score and everything like that. That's somebody who you don't mind buying drinks for because they're grateful. You know they're a team player. If it's someone that never ponies up, I'm going to stop being like, what do you want?
Why? Yeah. Because it's not fair. I mean, it's just not. Well, if it's going to be like that, why don't we just buy our own drinks? I'll be that guy. I'll be the guy that doesn't buy it. Let's have the conversation. Okay. You know, you've bought three rounds. You're finally calling me out. Yes. Go ahead. Well, I don't think I could call you out. I think I would just stop asking you. Oh, you would stop getting me a drink. I would ask people around you what you wanted. And if he was like, oh, did anyone get mine? I'd probably be a sucker and be like. Can't you say to him, though? Hey, your turn. Yeah, you're around, buddy. Absolutely. When you walk up to the bar, you go, it's you right now. Guys can do that. Guys can do this. You're around. I had a boss that we would go to the bar and he'd go, OK, you get the first round. I get the next round. I go, cool. He would order a cognac. That was like 30 bucks. Oh, my gosh. I bet that killed Jay. And I would get a Budweiser. That's not fair. So the next round, we'd go up. He was like, okay, this one's on me. And I'm like, okay, he's going to get his cognac again. He would get a beer. Oh, my gosh. You should have got a cognac. I didn't want a cognac. Unless I could get it to go. Yeah, I think that's a good way to do it with someone that's not going to pay. Like, I'll get this one.
Ryan gets the next one, you know, and you kind of point the person out. And if they don't want to participate at that point, they should back out and be like, oh, I'm only going to get one. I'll get my own. I'm kind of down with now like 5701949. I'm kind of down now with like buying my own stuff. Like if there's eight of us at a table. It's okay to be like me and her together. Yeah. I'm rarely somewhere long enough to know that like, oh, it's all going to even out because I'm going to have four drinks. Yeah. I can't remember the last time I was at a bar for like any length of time where it was like, all right, there's eight of us here. We're going all day. Right. Let's go. I mean, usually what we would do with my friends and I is we would have a big group and we just order drinks. And at the end, then you. hash it out when the tab comes. I get real generous, though, once I start drinking. I'm like, stop it. I got it. I got it. Don't worry about it. Put it away. Put it away. I'm going to get mad if you don't. I'm making good money. There are guys, though, that I have a good friend in Dallas, Bark Malman. That guy loves to do shots. And, like, I don't really like to do shots. He will go.
And by he'll come back and he's got you let that person do that. He's got four shots. You're like, oh, God, here we go. Yeah. And I feel like a jerk. The end of the night, he spent 150. I spent 60. Yeah. But you kind of didn't want to take those shots. Right. So you're kind of repaying him by even participating. And by the way, if he's spending 150 and you're spending 60, the only way it's going to be close to even is if you just pay for yourself. So listen, somebody's coming out on the bottom end of this thing, no matter what. And you got to know that going into the whole thing. M1XP1 from Chula Vista. What's up? Well, I'm just wondering if this guy says you've got to leave early. Just make him buy the first round. That's a good idea, man. That's a very good idea. It's very uncomfortable, though, saying, hey, you got first. What about the way that you said? I like your guy's idea. Like, if you know the guy's leaving early and you go, hey, let's do this up. Hey, you get first round because you're leaving early, and then I got it, and then how about that? I think the best way is just to.
Everybody order what the hell they want and whack it up at the end, man. I'm talking about belly up to the bar. That kind of situation. Walking up to the bar. You know if you've got a group of six dudes with you, you can barely get one person to squeeze into the attention from the bartender. So you know you always kind of send a representative who's like, what do you want? What do you want? What do you want? And then you kind of assume that you're not going to be the guy the next time. M1XP1 from Chula Vista, have you ever had that guy, that friend? Oh, yeah. We had a couple of them in our group. And, I mean, that got taken care of because of that reason. That was one of the reasons why I said this, because we had to do it, actually. That's a good idea. Yeah, it worked. Yeah, thank you. Let's see. We got M1 Sanjaya from San Diego. What's up, dude? What's up, brother? Hey, man. I just want to know, what if your friend doesn't have a job? And that guy always goes out with you and parties, and you're always the one that has to buy drinks, and you feel obligated to buy him one because he has no money to buy drinks. Well, if he doesn't have any money because he doesn't have a job and he's being invited, people know the score. Yeah, you got to carry him. They know the score. Now, let's say that he is the friend that it's just a known thing. Friday night, we're going out. Our group of boys is going out.
He doesn't have a job, and he's still going out with you guys? You've got to ask yourself this. Would you rather him be there and you pay for his drinks, or would you rather him be at home missing out on your time? I would rather him be there and pay for his drinks and be silently resentful. Absolutely. Because I would be thinking to myself, this is what I'd be thinking to myself. I'd be like, what a clown, dude. You don't have a job and you come out with us every week and you just let us buy you drinks. Happy birthday. You just hope that if you're ever in that same position, that he's got your back. What about saying, I got you this time, which gives him the implication. No, you can't. You can't do it. Boys are boys and like. Yeah, I know. If I had a friend that was down. And you'd rather have her there. Yeah, I'd rather have her. And I would feel bad for her just being home alone, like twiddling her thumbs. I don't. I was, when I came to San Diego, I was always the friend that didn't have enough money to go out. Yeah, me too. I just didn't. Maybe they just want to stay at home and, like, eat chocolate in the dark and watch, like, Jersey Shore or something. Could be. I know Lauren did that. Hypothetically. I know that Lauren does like that. I've done that. Yes. This week. Yes, you have. Thanks for the call, Sanjaya. All right, brother. M1 Sean at the airport. What's up?
I wanted to know if you guys had heard about credit card roulette. Just found out about it, and these guys taught me. Just found out. I've done it, and it sucks. Explain how it works, Sean. So I go out with five or six friends, usually once or twice a weekend, and what ends up happening is it comes down to the end of the bill. You've got a $200, $300 bill. Nobody wants to pay. Nobody wants to split it. So you get the waitress to put five or six of the credit cards behind her back. Last one to come out ends up paying for the whole bill. In my opinion, it's the greatest thing to ever happen. Yeah. Unless it's you. Unless it's you. And, you know, the roulette thing, it just sounds fun. It is fun. It's funny. If it doesn't land on you and the person has the scratch, it's good. But you almost feel, I almost feel bad. Yes. It's the greatest if it doesn't land on you. Yeah. That being said, I am 0 and 5. Are you kidding? You've never had to pay? I've never had to pay. Holy cow. That's a good feeling, but doesn't a little bit of you feel bad? Yeah. Does it? First time I ever played, I got stuck with about a $400, $500 dinner table. It ruined my entire night. We got you drinks, dude. We got you drinks. I'm like...
I just paid for giant fillets and ribeyes and mashed potatoes and creamed spinach and martinis. I would cry. There have been situations where I've been so broke and I'm like, I'm going to get soup and I'm going to expect to pay for soup. If someone made that suggestion and it landed on me, I'd be like... I went out that night with about $500 in the bank and I'm like, cool, my dinner's going to be like $60 and then I can go drop $100 to the bar. Dude, I wiped my whole bank out. Yeah, they bought my drinks, but... I didn't get $500 worth of drinks. Wow. Oh, gosh. It sucked. Thanks for the call. Yeah. Appreciate it. This is M1 Brandon from North Park. Hey, what's up? Hey, if you guys got a big group of people, you should get those pictures, you know? Good idea. Grab a bunch of glasses. Everybody's drinking different things. I know. They're like, I'll get a Diet Coke and Captain. I'm having wine. Yeah. Yeah, there is no way if you get a big enough group of guys together. Hey, dude, I don't want to drink Bud, man. I want Budweiser. You want Stone. Oh, you're such a snob with your beer. Sorry, dude. I don't want to drink pee all night long. Sorry, I'm not trying to pair it with a turkey sandwich. We would never be able to come up with one thing for us all the time. No way. I'm Captain and Coke. You're something else. What's your drink at L.O.B.? Vodka soda. Or beer, just depending on how fat I feel. Yeah, let's say that it was back in the day.
When I used to drink and we were all going out and we had to decide on a drink. It could be beer. It could be a mixed drink, but it had to be. Uniform. Yeah. I would agree. I would go on a beer. I want Budweiser. No way. I don't want Budweiser. I want Captain and Coke. I'll go Captain and Coke. Will you drink Captain and Coke? Well, I can't have it all night because I have too much caffeine. Yeah, we're doing it all night. No, I can't. Too sweet. No way. All right, Jay, what do you want? I'll have vodka with the. Yeah, we'll get a pitcher of vodka. A pitcher of vodka. But no, we all have to agree. Would you drink vodka soda? No. I won't either. Let's go back to a beer. What about vodka and tonic? No way. I hate tonic. How about vodka cranberry? It's too sweet. I'll get a headache. It's too feminine. Yeah, I like vodka cranberry. Yeah, clearly. I can have, like, one when it gets too sweet. It's so good. Do you really? Yes. Oh, I'm not embarrassed. A Cape Cod. Cape Cod. A kid will order the hell out of a Cape Cod. Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack. What? Peanuts and Cracker Jack. You said peanuts and Cracker Jack. It was just, that was William. Hey, guys, the freaking waitress is here. What do we want? Yeah. Blue Moon? You down with Blue Moon? No, no, no. No. Well, I'll take.
A captain and Coke. No. Diet Coke. No, I don't want diet. I don't want diet. Diet Coke. I don't want diet. I hate diet. Never do it. We'd never, ever agree. Ever, ever, ever. Having meetings where we got lunch. That's exactly right. We'd all be babies and go, let's take water. Yeah. Guess what I have in my wheelhouse? What? L.O.B. Singing Wilson Phillips. She'd had a couple of cocktails. I do not recommend having that many cocktails. But I do recommend laughing. And I enjoy laughter. It's from the same night. Same night that she was inebriated that one time. Yes. That one time. Remember that one time, Elodie? It was a wedding. It was like a jubilee. Everybody cuts loose once in a while, Elodie. Well, you know, some were supposed to be working that night, though, Woods. Do you remember that? You do remember that, right, Woodsy?
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FM 94.9. Let's get to the point. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the program. I'm your diminutive friend. Woods. I am real talented, but I'm not stupid. Lauren. I accidentally had a piece of beef yesterday. Yes! And Jay. I like my coffee black. On FM 94.9. Part of the day is garden. So when you hear me say garden, you have to be caller nine and I'll give you tickets to Holiday Hootenanny. A pair of sunglasses from Spy Optic. And in terms of stuff we're doing, if you would like to hang out with us today, you can. As soon as the show ends today at 10 a.m., we're going to be heading over to Dave and Buster's. We are trying to raise food for the hungry. And we've gotten together with the San Diego Food Bank. And we're going to be donating cans to the San Diego Food Bank. It's called Show Us Your Cans. This is the way that it works. They're going to set up out there at 9 and start taking cans from you.
We're going to get there as soon as we get off the air. But the person that brings the most cans today is going to get a $500 party at Dave & Buster's. They're also going to get four tickets, signed memorabilia, and a limo ride to the Hootenanny. It's an amazing prize. Oh, yeah. Amazing. They get all that. The person that brings the most stuff. We're going to have an industrial-sized scale down there to weigh all of the cans. Mikey. Oh, wow. And so get down there and get in on this. You're going to hear an inebriated LOB here in just a second. Before we do that, I want you to hear the little promos that Jay has made for Show Us Your Cans. Show Us Your Cans. Here's Woods. Hey, this is Woods with the Mikey Show. Hey, man, join us this Friday for show us your bazoombas, your beacons, your beanbags, your bebops, your betty boops, your big boopers, your betty stuffers, your bikini stuffers, your billabongs, your blinkers, your bombshells, your bonbons, your bongos, your boobies. Boop, boop, ba-doop. Show us your boulders, your bouncers, your bra buddies, your bra stuffers, your breasts. Ha-ha, your bubbers, your buds, your bubs. Woo!
Just come out and show us your dumplings, your dueling banjos. It's funny they're all in alphabetical order. Your dingies, your dingies, your cupcakes, your cream pies, your co-workers, your chica-lacas. It's this Friday. Do you ever Google words for boobies? Words for boobies. Exactly what I was thinking. 100%. This is brilliant. This is Jay's. Idea of what I would sound like. Hello, Ming. This is Mikey for the Mikey Show. And we want you to show us your mental containers. No, Mikey, that's show us your cans. Mental containers. Oh, okay. This is Mikey. Show us your food containers. Mikey, just read the way it's written. Please, thank you. Hello, this is Mikey. Show us your things that are mental that you can put things inside of that people eat. Mikey, people understand that you're just doing a bit. It's show us your cans. It's an adult situation. So we have an adult audience. So go ahead and just read the way it's written. Thanks. Oh, my God. Okay. This is Mikey. Join us this Friday from 9 to 1 for show us your boobies. There you go. And there it is. I can't wait to hear mine now. I erased it.
Yours is based around bring me some cans. You know what we need? We need the sound effect of a curtain going. Yes, we do. So that we can pull the curtain back. This morning, Jay goes, oh, and I had one for LLB, but I erased it. And I go, and this is forbade him. That's how we say verbatim. Right. This is forbade him what I said. I go, but don't we need one of hers? Jay said, and I quote, I mean, not really. I guess I'll just feast. Just take it to the house. I couldn't think of anything funny for you. You're perfect. Well, she's a woman, Mike. You're perfect. I mean, does it really matter? I mean, you know, I don't love women. Yeah, they're all prostitutes. The only thing I could think of was, oh, my God, bring me some cans. What about, like, I wouldn't show my cans because I don't have any boobies. That's, like, one of my bits.
That would have kind of fit. What do you want? You want the tears to come out of my eyes? It's like one of my main, it's like one of my only schticks that I got in the unmarried thing. Yeah. Oh, wow. Could have worked. Still unmarried, are you? Yeah, yeah. Nothing's changed? Jay, you're already kind of. The jig is up. You're already sort of. Oh, my God. Like, show me your diamond ring. Oh. Like, I meant to say can. Oh, God. Oh, God. I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious. Well, they seem like it. They seem like it. That was my promo of an imitation of myself. There you go. Well, would you, let's break the mood with this. Yeah, let's. L-O-B. Back on the spit. Yep, putting you back up on there. Yep. If you remember. L.O.B. learned her first big lesson in radio. When you go out to get audio, make sure you're not drunk. Yeah. Now, she didn't know that before she went. In her defense. No one had told her. The thing was, I kind of forgot about the bit. I got so wrapped up in being at the wedding and the joyous occasion and fantasizing what mine might be like one day. Oh, gosh. That I was like.
You know, I just started sucking him back, and I forgot, and I had to have my boyfriend actually remind me, like, hey, remember you're supposed to do that bit? Yes. And I was like, oh, my gosh. Yeah. Crap. Who cares? That was her. That was her. That was identical LB. This is what she ended up sounding like that night. Name three judges from American Idol. What is a swashbuckling movie franchise starring Johnny Depp? Who was a GOP candidate that ran against Obama in 2008? Obama. I got it together for a second there. Name any state that borders Florida. Oh, that borders who? Florida. Name any state that borders Florida. So jurors. I feel like I can smell a little bit of gin on that one. Who is the mayor of San Diego? The trail. What is the name of the movement that has protesters down at City Hall? Uh-oh. Oh, boy. Oh, no. What federal agency maintains the U.S. border at the Canadian border? The longer they are, the harder it is to get it out. Still, nothing will compare to... Name three judges from American Idol. That's my favorite. The greatest thing ever. American Idol. Okay, well... Well, as you know, these are chopped up into little pieces, but I had a...
test test sort of thing that I went through and I scrubbed it because it was four minutes long and I'm like, what is on here? And take a listen. Hey, Tucker, let's interview them. Oh, Matt sounds drunk as well. Oh, my gosh. He is completely ignoring the fact that she is belting out Wilson Phillips and her boyfriend, Matt Commerce, is like, do your job. Do your job. Go interview somebody. Do your job. That's outstanding. Oh, I got it.
Let's interview them. That's amazing. He doesn't acknowledge it even for a split second. And I mean, she's like giving it. She's like, don't you understand what I'm doing right now? I was pushing him out of the way because I was trying to have my moment. That's amazing. Amazing. Should we get some beer? Should we get some beer? He didn't want to encourage her. Right. Here's Matt. Here she goes. Is it really bad? Maybe if I distract her, she'll stop it. Or if I just don't acknowledge it, she'll just shut it. She'll stop it. Let's interview some people. Oh, yeah. Let's interview some people. Now, in L.O.B.'s mind, she's like, okay, now that's it. You're done. Are you fucking buzzkill? Yeah, you buzzkill. Someday somebody's going to make you want to turn around and say goodbye. Take him. Take him.
Stop. Stop. Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. Let's do your job. You want some beer? Let's get over there. Let's do the thing. And then stop it. That's amazing. Yeah, I love that part. If you don't know it, just... I know the words, but I guess... Hey, talker. Let's interview them. Hey, talker. Hey, talker. Hey, talker. What were you drinking? I wasn't drinking. I was done. What weren't you drinking? What weren't you drinking? You see, this is the day. First, I did wine. I was trying to look classy. Obviously. And then Matt went to the bar and got two margaritas, one for me, one for him. Then I had champagne at the table. Oh.
Then I went back to my old standby of... Oh, no, I'm sorry. I got a Pacifico in there. Then I went back to my old standby of the vodka soda. She drank like a sailor. My goodness. What do you mean? It's a lot, dude. Now, that was over the course of about seven hours, eight hours. Wow. Amazing. How much fun does LLB sound drop? Oh, yeah. Like a blast. Does BFMC sound like he's experienced this before? Yes. Absolutely. Does BFMC sound like this is familiar territory? He's like, oh, boy. Okay, here it comes.
Hey, Tucker. Hey, Tucker. Let's interview them. I love it. I don't even understand what he's saying. Don't you stop me. Don't you stop me. He was mortified that she was off on her little run. He's like, oh, gosh. Here it starts. No turning her off now. Please don't play Devil Went Down to Georgia. Please don't play it. Please don't play it. Oh, my God. Please don't play Devil Went Down to Georgia. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. If they freaking play Devil Went Down to Georgia, I'm a dead man. Oh, God, please. I beg you. I beg you not to play Devil Went Down to Georgia. I beg you. I'm begging you. I'll teach you, babe. I'm begging you so hard not to play Devil Went Down to Georgia. I'm not taking my shoes off. I want to be matching. Oh, no. Don't air fiddle. Don't air fiddle. Don't air fiddle. Please stop air fiddling.
My freaking boss is here. Stop air fiddling. Stop air fiddling. Stop air fiddling. It's the greatest. It's the greatest. My goodness. Oh, my gosh. Thank God for Matt. I wouldn't have gotten the interview done. Bravo. M1 Pete from Mission Valley. Hey, what's up, Mike? Not too much. Good, good. I just want to know, Lauren, I'm in a relationship too, but you and I could go out. I'm buying the drinks. Oh, I like to have fun. Wow. Like a blast. Hey, let me tell you. She likes to have some fun. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Man, I love the people watching. Oh, my goodness. That's right, man. Oh, yeah. Wedding? It was pretty ridiculous. Let's just say we weren't even the most ridiculous couple there.
I love weddings for that reason. You guys have a good day. Thank you, man. Thank you very much. M1, Mama Nikki. Hi, guys. Hi. Okay, L.O.B., you are my hero. And just when I thought it couldn't get any more funnier because the first bit with the interview was funny. I'm crying right now. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Name three judges from American Idol. Oh, my gosh. The great thing about it to me as I was listening back to it is that you can hear the state that she's in, which, by the way, I must say is. Drunk. I don't recommend it. 30 years old. 30 years old woman. 30 year old woman. But I will say this. I will say this. The thing I love about it the most. What I love the most is that approximately six hours after this was recorded.
She professionally texts me. Yes. With like professional. Yeah. And she's like, good morning, Mike. Hey, Tucker. About the audio. We may have a problem. Well, she says, she goes, hey, with my, hey, Mike. Hey, Mike. Hey, Mike. Sorry about that text last night. I was a little tipsy. Yeah. A little tipsy. Yeah, because I had texted her earlier in the day. She responded to my text. At about 1 a.m. And said, just reaving burr. We're just reaving now. You're just reaving. As if that was at all pertinent. And then the next day she texted me. The audio is good. However. But I was wondering, is it okay if I had a couple of drinks? A couple. And I.
Wrote back, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. You just learned your first big lesson in radio interviews. Retro. Retro. Okay, so when we come back, I left you hanging yesterday. I told you half of this story. When a plane spirals out of control in a freak storm, three friends must jump to save their lives. Once that door was open, I just jumped. Without knowing the fate of his friends, Will Slattery faces a terrifying ordeal. He battles strong currents, the threat of deadly sharks, and losing his mind. It was imminent and very, very close. How did he jump out of an airplane as it was crashing? He was in a club for people that are parachute skydivers. And so there he is in the water, bleeding in the middle of the ocean.
Sharks hunt at night, and do I splash around until a shark comes and eats me? It seemed a horror, it seemed... And then his worst fears become real. There is something in the water, and it's coming towards him. I saw something floating in the water. As it glides toward Will, he is helpless against whatever predator might be out to get him. I thought, oh great, I'll get eaten and drowned at the same time. We will give you the conclusion. What happened? What was in the water? Coming up next. On FM 94.9. BMW Encinitas. Now you... Don't wait for Black Friday. BMW Encinitas is bringing Black Friday to you. Shop now to get great deals on every new BMW in stock. Like a new 2011 BMW 328i for only $229 a month. That's right. A 328i.
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Two days later, well, the next morning, we both had 20-20 vision. Our vision has since improved to 2015. Give them a call today. It's a very simple process. All you do is call them, 858-452. 3937. If you need to sniff around online, LLB, where can you go? You can go to clearvieweyes.com. And like we said yesterday, we've got a few of the $1,000 discount coupons for people that book their surgery. And think about this. If you also have flex spending, what if you combined the two of those? Dude, you're saving a ton of money to change your life. And when I say change your life, right, and they got financing available. When I say change your life, I mean change your life. No more glasses, contacts, any of that matter. It's absolutely the best move I ever made as well as LOB. Give them a call today. Book your free consultation. It's 858-452-3937.
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This report brought to you by KFMB-TV. Catch Broadway and movie star Hugh Jackman on Anderson today at 4 on CBS 8, followed by News 8 at 5. And we have slow-and-go conditions right now. 15 southbound jam from Valley Parkway to Center City Parkway. More slowing, 5 southbound bumper-to-bumper from Cassidy Street to Santa Fe Drive. Toyota owners, when it's time to service your Toyota, your best choice is your San Diego County Toyota dealer. Great prices, service while you wait, available Wi-Fi, shuttle service, and a whole lot more. I'm Mike Morris, FM 94.9. I smoke a pack a day. You're going to live longer, pal. I'm wearing Dockers right now. We have a live studio audience in here. Don't forget, voting for The R Factor is going on right now. Fox 5 is doing something called The R Factor, and it's your favorite morning radio host. And so we're hoping that we win. And so we want you to go to Facebook.com slash Mikey Show. And, Jay, will you repost the link? R Factor. Thank you. Oh, boy.
Sitting on that one all week. All week. Actually, like six weeks. Yes. That is a true story. Jay is our new newsboy. And Jay has... Where's my glasses? Where's my glasses? There they are. You guys, take a look. I can see two. Is it Ted Koppel in there? Go ahead, Jay. Okay, I have the five most disturbing Twilight products of 2011. How's that? They include the five most disturbing... Twilight products of 2011. Okay. It's hard-hitting news. Number one, a necklace with the image of Bella straddling Edward during their love scene. I have that. Number two, Bella deodorant. Oh, my God. There's a Edward pillow. It's a body-shaped pillow. I actually have that. What's a pillow? Yeah, what is a pillow? I'll show you when I put it over your face. And number five, glitter lube.
The Titanic Exhibition is coming to the San Diego Natural History Museum. Nice. Yes, indeed. Yes. Woodsy, what's going on in sports? The San Diego Chargers have a game this weekend. It is against the Chicago Bears. It will be played at Soldier Field, or as Jay calls it, the Bear Day. It's going to be Sunday at 1.15 p.m. We are all looking forward to that game. It is kind of a must-win at this point in the season. And then also, I had another story for you. Oh, number 10 Boise State is coming to town this weekend to take on the San Diego State Aztecs. 5 p.m. at Qualcomm. Should be a good game, man. Boise State finally lost last week. But San Diego State's playing very well as well. Feast. Something else. That is L.O.B. Hey, talker. Hey, talker. Let's interview them. Leave me alone. I love it so much. Shut up. Please, LLB. Please stop singing. This is the part that gets me, too. Every time I hear crazy audio from LLB, I always think back to our first meeting where she was so demure. Yes.
Just legs crossed. Yes. The most proper person I'd ever met in my life. Oh, stop. Sitting across. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Sitting across from me. Sitting across from me. I was a professional. She was so professional. Professional L.O.B. Came out of the buttoned up world of business. Yes. That is the greatest. I love that. L.O.B. is a joy in my life. Yes. Absolutely. All right. So yesterday, I left you with this. Sharks hunt at night, and do I splash around until a shark comes and eats me? It seemed a horror. And then his worst fears become real. There is something in the water, and it's coming towards him. I saw something floating in the water. As it glides toward Will, he is helpless against whatever predator might be out to get him. I thought, oh great, I'll get eaten and drowned at the same time. Now when he's looking at it, He knows the area a little bit. He knows the area that he's in. He knows Costa Rica a little bit. And so he's thinking to himself, one thing that I know does exist here is something called saltwater crocodiles. It's exactly what you think of with freshwater rivers here in America, only it's saltwater. And when he sees this thing come out of the water, he's sure that it's a saltwater crocodile.
That is as gangster as it gets. That's gangster. And it's green. It's green. It's brown. He can see the markings. And it's moving towards him, and he stays still, and it bumps into him. Oh, gosh. And it was a log. Out the middle of the ocean. Out. What the heck? It was like Wilson showing up for him. Wow. It was like Wilson showing up for this guy. He realizes that it's a log and he starts laughing. It's the first time in this ordeal. This guy is a skydiver. Two of his friends have gone down. He's gone down in this airplane crashing. They jumped out and opened their parachutes. And he's been in the water now for over 12 hours. It's nighttime. He's been attacked by jellyfish. He's bleeding into the ocean. Sharks. And this is the first break he's got. He holds on to this log, and he actually is so exhausted. And he's drank so much seawater. How much seawater? Will has swallowed so much seawater, his kidneys can't flush out the excess salt. His body is gradually shutting down, causing hallucinations. I would think I saw a shark fin over here, and I would look over there.
You know, I think I saw something else over there, and I knew that there were turtles there that can just slice you open and eat you, you know. So those things were seeping in. Will's ordeal has driven him to the edge of insanity, and his body is ready to give up the fight. I just felt at that point that I had very little physical and mental energy to keep my head above the water. I had been in excruciating pain from the jellyfish. The swells had picked up. There was more and more water getting inside me. And I just felt at that point like the end was imminent, like it would be a very few minutes off. Now he sees out in the distance, he sees at night these five little tiny lights. And he goes, holy cow, it's land. It's land. He realizes he's seeing land. So he starts the process of on this with this log.
swimming towards these lights and he's like i can do it i can do it i can do it well what happens is an undercurrent is starting to form and he realizes that the whole time he's been trying to swim towards the beach it's been pushing him further out to sea so he wakes up it's uh you know he's done this all through the night he wakes up the sun's come up and he can see land and the tide is actually moving in now so his thought is I will ride this log right up onto the beach. Now, when I say it was far away, it was at least a couple of miles, but he can see land. You know what I mean? So he's thinking, I got a chance here. So he is riding this log, and he's gotten a little ways. He's made some progress, probably about a mile. And he is 100% spent, not 99. He is 100% spent.
And realizes that the log is actually impeding his progress. That he could actually be making more progress, believe it or not, without the log. The log's weighing him down because there's still a slight undercurrent. So he makes a pivotal decision. Do I let the log go? The only thing that has kept me afloat. And the only thing that really is keeping me afloat, if I let it go, I don't have any energy left. Do I let the tide take me in? What if it doesn't? Then I'm really screwed because if it pushes me further out, I'm dead. I'm done. But if I stay on the log, it's pushing me out. And I'm going to be out in the middle of the ocean on a log. So he makes the decision. I'm leaving it here. And it's like. It's like Tom Hanks leaving or Wilson floating away. You know what I mean? So he lets the log go and he starts to swim and he looks back and he sees the log and it scares him and he can't do it. He swims back to the log. He swims back to it and he's holding onto it. It took three times of him trying to leave this log because that's how much his mind was screwed.
He couldn't let this log go. And finally, after three, he let it go. And he sees it one last time over a swell. And after it goes over that swell, it's gone. He can tell. And he's on his own. And that's when his body starts to do the thing. He's hallucinating. All of this stuff is happening to him. And everything's becoming a hallucination. No matter what he sees, he thinks he sees planes. He thinks he sees all kinds of stuff. And then this. Will has drifted miles from the search area. And by complete chance, he is spotted by passing fishermen. His rescue has come just in time. Come on, get on the boat. And I said, I can't. I had no strength, you know. They all reached down. I think as much in shock as I was when the plane crashed. Was the end of the ordeal. They had actual footage of him when he was making it back. The sad part.
His two buddies did die. Oh, man. His two buddies did die. They didn't make it. They found the bodies? They found the bodies. They recovered the bodies not only of the two friends that were skydiving, but they also found the bodies of the people on the airplane that were flying the airplane. Wow. But again, if you're just tuning in, this was one of the best episodes of I Shouldn't Be Alive ever. It's called Free Fall. Good Lord. And I believe this guy is from this area because they said that the skydiving company that he was buddies with and that he was in this club with was called Elsinore Skydive. So I got to believe it's Lake Elsinore. Sounds like it. And, you know, him and his buddies just took a trip down to Costa Rica. They were going to jump out of an airplane and do some skydiving. By the way, since then, he's done not hundreds, but... thousands of jumps since then. Good for him. Yeah, he's still doing it. He says, yeah, I'm still going to skydive because it wasn't skydiving that put me in danger. It was a freaking plane. Yeah, how do you get up there, though? Yeah, I get up in the plane. How do you get up there to skydive? I'll tell you what I wouldn't do is I'd never go again if it was cloudy. Or over water. Or over water. I couldn't go over water. Or in Costa Rica. Or ever.
I would never do it again. Can you imagine being that guy's wife? Anytime she tries to complain about something, he's like, really? Was it like my Costa Rica? Yeah. Oh, your chicken's a little uncooked. Yeah, it could be worse. You could be floating in a freaking ocean. Yeah. While you're trying to figure out whether to send that back to get it. well done like you like it. Why don't you think about me in the ocean? Oh, will you check the scars on my back from that school of jellyfish that I swam through? I know you're upset about the fight that you and your sister Margaret got into. Do you remember that time? Do you remember that? Remember that 24 hours that time I was in the ocean? Hey, we can play the episode. Yeah. Recapped. Hey, babe, have you ever drank nine gallons of salt water? Sorry, the steak's not to your liking in this four-star restaurant. She's not allowed to complain. She can't complain. Ever. Ever. Again, it's over. Let's see. It's a freaking great story. Oh, dude, it's a good episode. And let's see. Oh, check this out. There are already people that are camping out for this.
Yeah, this is going to get you guys. This will get you. People are camping out because Black Friday. What? With nine days to go, some shoppers are already lining up for Black Friday. Early shoppers set up a tent outside the Best Buy store at Tyrone Square Mall in St. Petersburg. Camper Christine Orta says three families are coordinating the camp out and sharing supplies. With more than a week until Black Friday, our question was, why now? The deals. Can't beat, you know, some of the deals I have on plasma flat screens and laptops. And you get to buy it in large quantities all at once. And we're all students. And, you know, so got a pinch a penny. It's affordable right now. Orta says they plan to pass the time until the big day playing games or studying. Well, listen, the reason that you camp out nine days early is because a flat screen TV.
that is normally $400 is now $384. Yeah. I want to go out there with a water gun and shoot, though. I shouldn't have been standing there. What would it take to get you, LLB, for example, to camp out? How much discount? With a friend. So you're not into it, but your friend is like, please, Lauren, will you do this? Or how much of a discount? How much would it take for you to go? I wouldn't camp with one of my friends just because they wanted something like that. If it were a discount, if you were talking like I could get a $25,000 car for $1,000, I'd be in. Oh, done. But that's about the savings we're looking at. We're looking about $24,000. $24,000. That's about what will get me out there. And if it was $23,999, there's not a chance of it happening. I'm not doing it. It's ridiculous. You'd have to give me a 65-inch plasma for $100. $100 would get me out there. Yeah, I would maybe do that. 570-1949. Anybody in here do the deal thing? Anybody into that? Are you into it? Do you actually do the Black Friday thing? I'll be there early morning. You're a fan of it. Come to the microphone. Let me have you up the mic. Doesn't that whip you, all the other people that are there?
Well, I think they kind of just take it a little too far because it's not like the deals are going to just disappear. Yeah. I go in there and I get what I want. Yeah. And I come in like an hour late. The supplies do run out though, right? Yeah. Yeah. Only on like the hugest things. Yeah. It's the flat screens. But yeah, but those are the things that are like $800 regular, like $1,500 kind of thing. But it's, you know. most of the stuff that you want, it's going to be there. They're not going to run out. So there's really no point to just going crazy and camping unless there's that one big thing that you really must have, which... If there's one of it, that's the only reason you need to be camping. Yes, if there's one. Thank you. And even then, what really stinks is they give out tickets now to where it's sold before you even get in the store. So they let you in at midnight, but at 10 p.m., they start handing out tickets. For the items. So before the doors even open, they're gone. So there's no point. It's a good idea. At least you can go home. At least you know. You're not like, oh God, oh God. I wonder if you have to get it right away. Well, if you got your number though, right? Can't you come back and be like, hey, I'm number six. Yep. Oh, I don't think you can go home. No? I bet you can't. That sucks. That's so dumb. They do stuff online now too. You know, you get deals online. Cyber Monday. Cyber Monday. Oh yeah, dude. Feast on Friday.
Feast on Friday is another one. They do Footloose Friday. That's right. That is a true fact. Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. 570-1949 is our number if you want to give us a call. And if you want to text us, it's 949mikey at gmail.com. If you want to hang out with the Mikey Show, we're going to be getting a bunch of canned foods together today at Dave & Buster's. We're 30 minutes away from starting to collect down there. There you go. So, yeah, at 9. Starting at nine, you can start taking the cans down there. The person that brings the most cans. And I know that there's a few people that have gone, it'll be me. Hopefully. Yeah. You have decided it will be you. If you bring the most cans down there, we're going to do it by weight. Yeah, we're going to weigh them, and then we'll keep your total so that if somebody comes to beat you, you can always go to the store and get more. And we'll go back and forth. Head-to-head competition. That's cool. Okay, so the person that brings the most weight in cans will get a $500 party. thrown for you at Dave & Buster Segan. You can have a party there. And it's adult beverages. They do the whole bit. Oh, the whole thing. Good food, great games. And in addition to that, you're also going to get four tickets, signed memorabilia, and a limo ride to the FM 94.9 Hootenanny. So it's going to be...
A really cool prize for the person that brings the most. And even if you just bring one can, you're still going to get a $10 gift card to Dave and Buster. So just bring a can. Yeah, everybody that brings cans. No matter what, you win something today and you get to hang with us. Everybody wins, especially the San Diego Food Bank. That's right. If you beat me in basketball, I will donate $5. Well, the only thing is, is that there's no court outside. No, they have, but we'll be inside too. I thought we were outside. What are we doing? I'm going to be outside. I'll be inside shooting hoops. Yeah, weird in the air conditioning. All right. Well, if you want, we'll have Woodsy inside and just draining threes. Can't be beaten. And then we'll be out in the trenches. Yeah. We'll be doing our job. Yeah, we'll be doing our job. Yeah, we'll just be out in the trenches. He'll be inside playing. Just taking them. You guys have fun. You're a hero. That's right. I'm trying to raise money. That's what I do. Let's make some noise in our lives. studio audience. This is what I want to hear from you on. What is something that you love that most people do not? Here's what I'm talking about. And we will hear you out on this, by the way. So don't be afraid. Don't be scared. I want to hear the person call and go, dude, I like Gallagher. And I'll tell you, hang on, I'll tell you why, I'll tell you why. Or...
I like Pluto Nash. I like anchovies, whatever. Give us a call. Now's our chance. Let's do it. More from the Mikey Show coming up. Be a part of the show. I don't think it's that simple. 570-1949. Or shoot him a text at 949mikey at gmail.com. I'm beginning to like the sound of that. FM 94.9. One of the most anticipated annual concerts is back. The FM 94.9 Holiday Hootenanny. Presented by Coors Light. Saturday night, December 3rd at Jenny Craig Pavilion on the University of San Diego campus. Starring the band heralded by Rolling Stone, Spin, Pitchfork, and the New York Times as the best live band in America. My Morning Jacket. Also featuring Two Door Cinema Club. Party tickets are on sale now. Get yours at tickets.com, the Jenny Craig Pavilion box office on the USD campus, or fm949sd.com. The FM 94.9 Holiday Hootenanny 2011 is presented by Coors Light and supported by Spy Optic. Join us on Saturday night, December 3rd for an epic evening of music with FM 94.9. This is the FM 94.9.
What's up there, butter knuckles artillery with some shows for you to go check out? Like tomorrow night, Blackout Party are doing a free performance at Riviera Supper Club in La Mesa. They are one of our recommended bands this month, and they're going to play the Holiday Hootenanny. Go catch them for free tomorrow night, Riviera Supper Club. Also tomorrow night, Kim Lenz and the Jaguars at the Griffins. Sunday night, strung out with Jughead's Revenge at the Belly Up. The Black Car Procession play the Casbah on the 2nd. December 3rd, it's the FM 94.9 Holiday Hoonanny with My Morning Jacket, Two Door Cinema Club, Matt and Kim, Delta Spirit, and the Black Car Party. And still to come, Peter Murphy with She Wants Revenge, Lee Scratch Perry, The Boxer Rebellion, Pinback No Effects, Wilco Young the Giant, and Craig Finn of The Hold Steady at the Casbah. So there you have it. Get out there and see. For more concert info, check out the FM 94.9 concert calendar. online at FM949SD.com. This is your weekend to be driving a BMW. You can make this weekend the weekend that you do it. And the prices are right right now. BMW Encinitas. I have to be specific about that. It's the only place that I will take my vehicle and it's the only place that I would endorse for you to take your vehicle. But here's what I really want you to know.
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This report brought to you by Children's Advil. Nothing brings your child's fever down faster or keeps it down longer. Choose Children's Advil. It's a relief you can trust. Big problem in Oceanside this morning. In fact, a signal had issued five northbound before Bassalone Road. It's a fatality accident in the right-hand lane. A car and a motorcycle is tangled here. CHP and coroners on the scene expect delays heading toward Orange County coming away from San Diego County. Holiday snow days are at Legoland California with real snow and the world's tallest Lego Christmas tree is a winter wonderland. of holiday fun, and it all starts tomorrow. Visit Legoland.com. I'm Mike Morris, FM 94.9. 2 o'clock in the morning, just, I need some Lionel Richie on this sucker. No, I was thinking about when I was a college professor. Yes. And I had this beautiful black, blind girl. This is the video for Lionel Richie's Hello. True story. When you hear Wood say this, you're going to think to yourself, no, it isn't. You know, I used to follow her down the hall and stuff. And a lot of times, because she was blind, I would just put my hand right next to her face. Oh, yeah.
Wouldn't know because she's blind. Well, and the thing is, you find her very... Oh, I'm... Very. I mean, I hit it, but... Very attractive. I did get it. Didn't you guys have, like, the same hairstyle in that video? Yeah. The exact same haircut. Jay, you should post the video because I want people to see me with my fro following her with her fro. We've said it before. But how did they spitball that video? You know, hey, I got an idea. Lionel, what if you're blind and you follow, no, scratch that. What if you can see you're a college professor, one of your students is blind, and you want to make sex to her, so you follow her around. Develop a crush on her. You develop a creepy crush. I do have one caveat. Yes. Yes, I want to.
Can you cue the music, please? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cue the music. For sure. Let's get in the mood of how it'll act. What I want to be able to do in this video, this is me, Lionel Richie. I want to be able to, at times, talk over the music. Yes. We can pot it down. So where I'm at the chalkboard. Yeah. And we'll turn it down. We'll turn it. This is how things go in this world. You know what I like about that? Now we transcend video. Right. That's what I want to do. We're now a drama. What if we have Anita, the actress? Yeah. She'll talk sometimes too. Yes. Is anyone there? Yes. I like it. I like it. And then she does hello because it's like. It's hello or is it me you're looking for? I'll be right next to her. So do that scene again. This is an idea I have. All right. So she's looking around, and he's, yes, he's putting his hands in her face and behind her face and behind her head, on the side of her head. He's pretending. Wow. He's pretending to touch her boobs. He's got his hands all over the place. Okay, now he's doing something I can't describe. You guys, it's good to be in the studio. One more thing. One more thing.
I would like to end the video without in any way explaining why you've seen what you've just seen. I want the video to end that way so that you, the viewer, have no idea. Right. I'm good with that. I'm going to sign off on that. You're left with your mouth agape, looking at your television, wondering, why was a professor? following a student around in love with her. She's blind. All right, this is Lionel speaking. Yes. I realize now that you're saying this, it sounds a little creepy. Yeah. Let's put a spin on it. What is it? Turns out she's just as into me as I am on her. She makes a clay bust in my head. Lest anybody think that's sensational. That's what happens in the video. It's going to look identical to Deion Sanders' Hall of Fame bust. But with the girl's haircut on Deion Sanders' face. Go to YouTube right now and just type in Lionel Richie Hello. It's on our Facebook page. It's so good. The creepiest video by far I've ever seen. It was the 80s. Crazy things were going on. I know. It was the 80s. But you know what wasn't going on? Professors in love with their blind students.
I bet that was actually going on. That actually was going on. He was just bringing it to light. Yeah, there was a period of time where in the 80s it was really cool to stalk your blind students. Yeah, absolutely. It was just a period. It was the 80s. And most blind students had impeccable makeup jobs. Yes, that is true. Impeccable. 570-1949 is our number. And you can also text us at 949mikey at gmail.com. Let's see. We have everything. What time is Channel 6? 8.50, so I've got to call them up here momentarily. We also have to think everybody's at McDonald's. Let's go kick it. Yeah, Woods, we don't need you in any way, shape, or form for that. You can actually get me some more coffee. Yeah, while you're up, Woods, since you're not going to have anything to do with this segment, it really doesn't matter what you do. Anything. Literally. We don't care. We don't even need to hear about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, if we hear about it, it's neither here nor there. Yeah. Maybe I crawl under the board and tickle your feet while you're on the news. Maybe I do that. I like it. That would be distracting. Maybe I do that. Yeah, that would be distracting. And what we need.
is an absence of you instead of a... Maybe I strum the guitar. Instead of a presence of you, we need absence, not presence. Right. Absence, not presence. What about Jay? Maybe we have a pants-off dance-off while they're doing that. Yeah. Hey, let's play... Great idea. Let's play Tummy Sticks in the other room. There we go. Let's play Tummy Sticks. No, in the other room. No, we're sitting right there. We'll do it here. This is our house, too, so... Well, but not for this segment. Yeah, we don't want to upset the producers of our TV show. Not for television. We'll play Tummy Sticks while you guys are on the news. Thank you to McDonald's, who was really cool and really sweet and dropped off some really good stuff. Two sausage McMuffin with eggs is just $3.50 right now with McDonald's. And they also want you to try their fruit and maple oatmeal. And it's made with whole grain rolled oats. And it's under 300 calories. So feast, literally. I had the peppermint mocha coffee, and it's real good. And I had two McMuffins. What? Weird. Let's see. 5701949. Do you guys need to prepare yourselves for your... I just did my makeup. I'm good. Me too. The only preparation I needed today was just to make sure that you weren't in the room. I'm out of the way. Yes, out of the way. As long as we're clear on that. Not available. Not available. Not available. The Jets went to Denver and got their clock cleaned by...
The Tebow Broncos. Yes. Now this weekend. Carolina heads into Detroit. I say Detroit gets off the schneid and finally wins the game. Detroit finds their groove, and they beat Carolina, no problem. Green Bay will stay undefeated at home against the hapless Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Those SLBs are about to be 10-0 after they beat the Bucs this weekend. Dallas is going to Washington, and I usually pick against Dallas. You should hate your friend Woods. Well, no, no, no, no, that's not true. It's because when I was there, I was a raging alcoholic, but I'm still going to take Dallas. Over Washington on the road. Tony Romo is finding his groove, man. He is playing really well, and the Cowboys have a running game now, so they will beat the Redskins. Buffalo heads into Miami, and I think they make short work and squish the fish. I do, too. Buffalo over Miami. Jacksonville heads into Cleveland, and I say Jacksonville gets their young rookie quarterback out on the field to beat up on the Cleveland Browns. I agree. We are on the same page. The Jags beat the Browns.
Oakland is going to Minnesota. Oakland's 5-4. Minnesota's 2-7. And I say Minnesota ends up 3-7. I believe they will beat the Raiders. Well, nothing like playing the Chargers to get you on track last week. Carson Palmer is finding his groove in Oakland. They beat Minnesota. Cincinnati goes into Baltimore. Easy call. Baltimore wins. Yeah. Would think so, too, man. And I'm going to pick Baltimore, though. I think Cincinnati's going to win. Seattle heads into St. Louis. St. Louis is as hapless as it gets as well, but I believe they get a win at home. You know what? Seattle's been playing a little bit better. I took Seattle. Arizona goes to San Francisco. The Niners are as legit as it gets. I got the Niners at home. They're actually too legit to quit, so they will win that game. Woods, I think this will surprise you. The San Diego Chargers are heading into Chicago and to the bear den. The bear den. As Jay calls it. That's a jaguar or a cougar. A cougar, maybe? Yes. Cheetah. There you go. This is a game where very few people are picking San Diego to win, which is exactly why I...
pick San Diego to win. Hey, listen. Nothing would make me happier than see the Chargers beat Captain Dumbface, Jay Cutler, and the Chicago Bears, but I think Chicago gets it done at home, unfortunately. Tennessee into Atlanta. I say Atlanta and Matty Ice get it done at home. Matty Ice is a clown, but I picked him anyway. Kansas City going to New England. Tom Brady's too good looking to lose. I believe they win. He is a foxy dude. They beat the Chiefs because Matt Castle's out for the year. The dream team. The Philadelphia Eagles. Yes. are going into New York to play the New York football Giants. And I believe the Giants win at home. I also took the Giants feast. Here's your picks. My sure thing this week. I say, no way Baltimore's losing to Cincinnati. And that's my sure thing. Green Bay, all the way. There you go. All right. We're going to be on TV here in just a second now. CW6. Can you do that somewhere else? It's so loud. It's so distracting. Turn your mic off. Try Idaho. Now, we're going to be on CW6, and we give relationship advice. Boy, that's noisy. He's probably just not experienced on being in a television segment. Good point L.O.B. We can't fault him. That's right. He's never been asked to do it. Yes, that is 100% true. Woods has a new haircut, by the way.
It looks foxy. I like it. Yeah, it's very military. Very military. I wish that I could... No. You can't. I don't care. What is it? I bet we are so in sync. Do you know what I was thinking? That I'm a big creep? Yes. Yeah. Why? Because Woods is looking in the sports section so that he can look up the girls' field hockey team. There's a couple pictures in there. I really like those skirts. It takes me back. It takes you a back or takes you back? It takes me back. That's what I said. It takes me back. Yeah. To middle school. I used to be on the field hockey team in middle school. Yeah. And we would wear our uniforms to school. Oh, yeah. Sometimes when we had like away games, we'd wear like ribbons and glitter and stuff like that. And that was coincidentally the first year I got a boyfriend. Yeah. Those skirts will do it every time. The skirts are cute. Take heed, ladies. We had bloomers on underneath, so it was okay that they were short. That's granny panties, right? Yeah. Kind of? Yeah. It basically is just.
Like a bathing suit you put over your underwear. By the way, ladies, sexiest look in the world is those boots. I like the boots. The tall boots. I love the boots. The girl that cut my hair yesterday had on a skirt with cowboy boots on, which I'm also all the way in. Bet you didn't notice. No, I had no idea. I've been in the market for some really good cowboy boots. Cowboy boots and a skirt. Foxy. Foxy. Foxy is all good. Holy cow. Yeah. It's pretty good. I might wear it to our next meet and greet. You probably will. You should braid your hair. I should. Next time you go to a meet and greet, pal. This is James Spader from Pretty in Pink. Next time you go to one of the meet and greets, why don't you put on something a little bit more professional. Oh, boy. Okay? Are you going to wear that when you come over to the dinner over at Mikey's house this year? Oh, no, I'm not. Are you going to wear dirty clothes that you...
Moved into. It looks like they were taken out of a donkey's mouth. You just wait. A donkey that was just eaten by an orc, by the way. He's going to rent a tux. He's going to rent a tux. If you do, it'll be the greatest thing I've ever seen. You never know what the kid has up his sleeve. We'll do something. Let's see. See if we're on. All right, see you guys later. Enjoy. Yeah, no problem, Woodsy. All right, suck it. We'll talk. They might have a question about it. What if they do, though? Yeah, you guys should be good to go now. Hey, guys, can you hear? Oh, I just did something. Oh, gosh. I can hear you, but I can't see you. Okay, great. So you will see us in two minutes. Okay. That is it. Okay. That's CW6 talking to us. And I just freaked Jay out because I accidentally hung up on them on the video connection. Let me get this out of your way. And man, I wish we could get a better camera. We use the camera on my Mac and it just, I don't know.
Oh, you need a $60 wire, though, right? Yeah. Expensive. Expensive. You guys on the news yet? Almost. Almost, Woods. We'll tell you what it's like. What are you going to do, pal? I have a question. Yeah, Woods, what if we want to ask you about something? What if we want to ask what it's like to be just a regular citizen? Yeah, what if we want to ask you what it's like to not be on television? Look, she's so gross. What if we have a question about that? You're so gross. You're so gross. Yeah, so they're going to be asking us stuff about... They're going to be asking us stuff about relationships. I don't know how that happened. I don't either. It was right after Mikey-thon, and we did the girl talk segment, and then you kind of got involved with it. And I think they liked it. Hey, Mikey, it's Mark. Can you hear us? Yes, I can. Okay, great. We're in a commercial, but we're coming right out in just a second. We just wanted to make sure we were hooked up. Yes, sir. We're on the air live here. And so you guys are being heard right now on FM 94.9. Oh, so it's a good thing I didn't say anything really controversial about that. Well, I wanted to make sure that you guys knew that we were, in fact, on the air. Thanks for the heads up. You are a true friend. You're welcome. You are very welcome. Thank you so much. My name's Lauren. Oh, gosh. Jay, stop it. Sorry, Lauren. Sorry. Oh, Jay.
Jay doesn't have to be in here embarrassed. Come into the CW6, you'll see us. I got to tell you what a true friend Mikey is, because he couldn't just throw me under the bus. I kind of wish he would. Yeah, we're in a commercial break there, and I'm talking to Mikey, and I said, hey, we're in a commercial break. We're coming out in a second. He goes, hey, that's great. You're live on the air with us right now. Yeah. Hey, I know. I know how this stuff works. Hi, how are you? Hi. Hey, Mikey. Lauren from 94.9, The Mikey Show. Did your hair and makeup team just got out of the camera shop? Both of you look fantastic. Thank you for being camera ready. Hey, you know, just so you guys know, Jay has been referring to us as Beauty and the Beast. Yes, yes, he has. Lauren, you are not a beast. I know. I feel like that was kind of harsh. That was a little bit harsh, I think. I think so, too.
So, guys, how are you? We've got a couple questions for you here. And these are dandy, so I want to get to them. I've used the word dandy like three times today. This is twice now, and I'm horrified. That's really old. Moratorium on the word dandy. Let's start with a question that we have, guys, from Lynn. This is, wow. Okay, Lynn, she says, I married with one child during a girls' night out downtown. I managed to meet someone at a bar. We had a few drinks. We kissed. He kissed me. After that, I left. I'm terrified what might happen if I tell my husband. What do I do? Well, first of all, my thought, my instant thought is... This is probably not her first rodeo. If she's the type of person that's going to hook up with somebody at a bar, that's the initial problem. Now, moving forward, I think it probably is a good idea to tell your husband about it so that you guys can fix it. If you don't do that, then you're probably going to end up in a similar situation again. And why would you expect different results? So my thought is.
Fix it with your husband. Figure out what the problem is. L.O.B.? L.O.B.? Gosh, I can't imagine doing that and not coming clean about it because it would weigh on me. And then I feel like it would surface in one way or another, whether that guy found my husband and hunted him down and told him about our little rendezvous. L.O.B.'s making a good point in that she'd never do that. L.O.B.'s not the type to ever do something like that anyway. So that's why I was saying that girl. Yeah. She's got some issues. I would say. Something's going on. Yeah, regardless of what kind of girl you are, just come clean. The truth will set you free. That's right, Lauren. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Hey, now, we've only got a little bit of time today, and I want to get to this other one because this is a Thanksgiving question. Jason says, I'm going to my fiance's house for Thanksgiving. Her mom can't. cook. I've been there numerous times and every time it's horrible. Mark, we're on the air. I don't know if you know you're saying that on the air. My mother-in-law is a great cook. You can't just send in these emails and disguise them as your viewers. It's your belief. Jason is starving in Oceanside. Jason. Otherwise known as Mark. What should he do? Well, here's what I think he should do.
I think he should offer to bring something, you know, and maybe like he offers to bring the turkey and all the fixings. And if he doesn't want to do that, if he doesn't want to do that, I say, come on. It's one day. It's one day. Give me a break. That's true. I would say either suck it up and just eat it or. Just bring it without asking because it's always easier to ask forgiveness than it is permission, right? Yes, that is the way it goes. It's the way we do things here. So just bring a bunch of stuff and go, oh, I didn't know that you didn't have mashed potatoes and stuffing and cranberry sauce and turkey. I thought you might have forgotten the stuffing. Hey, guys, guys, real quickly, I'm sorry. I want to take the opportunity. Speaking of Thanksgiving, we're going to be helping to feed the hungry, and we want to get people to bring cans for the San Diego Food Bank today down to Dave & Buster's. We're going to be at Dave & Buster's, and we're letting people bring canned food items.
Everybody that comes and brings a can of food is going to get a $10 gift card to Dave & Buster's. And we just want to let your viewers know. Nice. Thank you for saying that. What time today? We'll be there from, we will be there as a show from 10 to 1. But they're going to, in five minutes, they're going to start taking your canned food donations. Yeah, they're already down, starting to do it. Beautiful thing. Dave and Buster's today, and the show will be there from 10 till 1. That's right. Mikey LLB, have a great weekend. Have a great weekend. Thank you. You too. We sure do appreciate it. Thanks a lot. Thanks, guys. Thanks. That's cool. Can you just tell him my name's Lauren? Oh, stop it, Jay. Sorry, Lauren. Sorry. That's Jay's favorite thing. Woods, you can come back. You guys all done? Yeah. Look at those TV stars. Had to put the dynamic on hold for a minute. Sorry. You'll understand maybe one day. It's back. If you're ever given that opportunity to be on television, you know, well, you know, you do know what it's like. You were on Wipeout. Yes. Well, I also did a benefit for autistic kids. That's right. Remember that time that you worked at the gay club in Chicago called the Mashed Potato Club? When they shut that place down, there were TV cameras everywhere. You were out there protesting. That's right. Don't shut down my place of employment. Stop trying to mash my potatoes.
That's what you're saying. Do you remember that? I do remember. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. A couple of things. Somebody asked Regis Philbin, who's retiring. San Diego guy, by the way. Somebody asked Regis Philbin, who's retiring. He's like 80, by the way. Regis and Kathy Lee reunite. And the question is asked, Regis, were you ever sexually attracted to? Katie. Kathy. Sorry. Let's hear it from our live studio audience in here. We'll be back. Is the Mikey Show on FM 94.9. Good day, drivers. As we speak, a world-renowned group of performance specialists are preparing to launch an event of epic proportions. Your mission, if you should choose to accept it, is to take full advantage of the situation. Codename the BMW Mission to Drive sales event.
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I can't thank you enough. Over and over and over. Thank you to K&R Builders for the beautiful addition on my home. Let the sunshine in your home. K&R Builders. Mike McGill's Skate Shop. Thank you, Pete's Pornography. Why, Pete's has the best pornography in all of North County. Tell him Jay sent you. People just at home Googling. Holy crap, that hurts. So here was the moment, you know, Kathy Lee Gifford left Regis years ago and Kelly took over. Now Regis is retiring and they had Kathy Lee reunite with him. It did bring up sexual tension. Now let me ask you, it's perfectly human. That is perfectly normal and natural to experience. Some sexual tension. You know, when you work with someone. It's the strangest voice I've ever heard. You're right. Oh, yeah. You can never replicate it. The way it's supposed to work. You're correct. He's asked. Kathy Lee. Did you. Sexual tension. Honest to God. I'm going to tell you from a man's point of view. He's wanted to know this. Yeah. For 45 years.
If she was attracted to him. If she was attracted to him. Wouldn't she be like, no, you're hideous. Yeah, you're old. And you have loose skin. When they first started working together, he was probably in his late 50s. Late 50s. And he probably looked younger. He probably looked younger. He wants to know. Look. Did you want me? Just for one second. I'm not asking that you think about it all day. Just for one second. I don't think this was the type of thing that you would stew on. I just want to know. Was I in your mental Rolodex? Don't elaborate. If there's a but, if there's a however, I don't want to hear it. Tell me straight up. Yeah. Just yes or freaking no. What happened to you? When I did Hope and Faith with Kelly, I got it. Never see that show. It is a classic show that they have. No, you know what? Come on, tell the truth. No. She said no. She said no. She said it. Did you hear it? Come on, tell the truth. No. I never thought you were hot, Regis. I'm sorry. No, I never would ever have sex with you. I guess I was sitting here with a freaking liar. How do you not want this?
You wanted it, and you know it. You wanted it more than I did. Truth be told, I know your husband's listening. You know what I'm saying. That's fine. That's fine. Your husband's actually 100 years older than me. Oh, that's right. Gifford is old as dirt. Yeah, Frank Gifford. I still find him to be more attractive than Regis. Yeah, I like Regis. He's an indie fan. Yeah, I'm on board with Regis. He cheated on her, though. Oh, Frank Gifford did, yeah. Oh, that's right. Forget it. That was a bad time for... Had him on camera. Because, and remember during that period of time, she was on TV. Oh, yeah. That's rough. That's rough. And she's the one asking questions. People want to ask her the questions. Stinks. I heard that Mario Lopez might take over. Is that who I heard? Slater. Come on. I know that Seinfeld is the first person that's going to fill in for Regis. Yeah. He'd be pretty funny. What's the deal? What's the deal with morning talk shows? I've never been up this early. What's the deal with alarm clocks? Why does it have to make that noise? Are we still using rose doors or what? Why do they call them stares? You can't stare at them. This is tonight on 2020. It's going to be all about reach. And here he is explaining why. Why am I retiring?
What were the top three reasons that impacted your decision to leave? I just felt like every time a contract had to be renewed, I would think about it and say, maybe it's time. Because most people my age are gone, long gone. And I just thought this was probably a good time to go. There's been a lot of speculation that it was the negotiation process that broke down, which sort of leads people to... Been there, done that. You know, Mike, I didn't want to leave. Gelman came in and said, hey, you're out of here. Excuse me, Reach. Yes. I just want to hand you this tissue. What is this for? Kleenex. What is this for? Sounds like you need to blow your nose. No, this is the way I talk. There's nothing wrong with me. There's a little extra... It's as clear as I've ever been. Is this better? Is this better? It's on the table. Yeah, Gelman, you're rich.
I don't know what that means. You didn't like what they were offering. Well, that's exactly right. Otherwise, maybe I might have changed my mind, but it wasn't what I expected. They changed it for me. You know, one of those things. And so I felt it was time to move on. Do you find me attractive? Katie, let me ask you a question. I already asked Kathy Lee. She lied. Did you want this? All right. This next one's going to get you. This is the last one, but this is Kathy Lee Gifford explaining what they developed. On September 5th, 1988, Regis would go national once again. And this time, the shtick would stick. By the way, I haven't asked you in a while. How are your hemorrhoids? Are you all right? I think in a weird way, if you hate reality television today, you sort of have to blame. reaching myself for that because we were the first ones that I know of that ever got paid to talk about their lives for a living. Yeah, yeah, totally. They invented reality TV. Wow. I thought it was cops, but... Yeah. Bad boys. Every radio personality. Every radio station ever. Oh my, I didn't even think of that. Yeah. Well, yeah, we were the first to do it. Really? In 1985, what was it, 85? 88. 88, we started that film. Did you see the David Letterman bit?
that they did with him. He's on a, he gets on a scooter to ride away and he wrecks it. This thing just topples. He's 80 years old and he flips the bike over and he stands up real fast. You tried to kill me. Maybe I shouldn't agree to everything. Then David Ledman gets on and puts him on the back, and he is such a little man compared even to David. Oh, sad. He's 80. He's doing all his gimmicks. He's on jackass next to shooting him out of a can. Are you sure this is safe? Are you sure? Okay, whatever. Oh, boy. Oh, God. What did I sign up for? He probably should. All right. Oh! Poor Rege. Oh, I could go ahead for him. Let's see. Oh, I made a note to make sure to let everybody know about Jay's bad ideas. Oh, yes. Oh, you're a monster. Which one? Jay, these are some of the ideas that Jay had at our meeting. Oh, I hope it's the one I'm thinking about. I'm trying to think. Mikey, what if we call our spouses and we lie to them?
That's not exactly how it went down. I got it. Explain. The deal was, I thought it'd be a funny bit that we get wives on the phone to call up their husbands. No, no, no, no. I thought you said our wives. No. Why would I call my wife up until I'm pregnant? Yeah, Mike. Why would I ever devastate my own wife? I want listeners to devastate their wives. I guess you lie to Rebecca. I don't lie to Kim. Okay, even for the radio. The deal was we were going to have the wives call their husband and go, oh my gosh, I'm pregnant and see how they react. Yeah, that was a terrible idea. That's a great idea. It's terrible. You don't mess with people like that. Holy cow. Hi, honey. I just was calling because I wanted to let you know that I've been cheating on you. No. What? It's yours. It's just a joke. Are you out of your effing mind? Hey, honey, I'm pregnant. I thought my bleep didn't work. Yeah. I'm sterile. Whose is it? Hey, yeah. Honey, I'm pregnant. Oh, my gosh. This is the greatest news I've ever had. I'm just kidding. I'm joking. We've been crying for 17 years. And the other one was. Hold on. But hey, babe, it's me. Just got some bad news. What is it? I have syphilis. Oh, my gosh. You're out of your mind. I have syphilis. You're cheating on me?
Wow. Obviously. Things are going to start falling off soon. Hey, this is the Mikey Show. I'm just kidding. You're on 94 Night of the Mikey Show. The other one was that they won the lottery and that they were there with the lottery guy. And the lottery guy needed to talk to them. So the lottery guy gets on, which is you, and you're on the phone with him. It's a dirty prank. And you're like, okay, hey, I've got Susan here. And Susan, yeah, she won, gosh, she won, you know, $100,000. But it says here that you guys have talked about it and that she wants the buyout and you're going to take cash. And the guy's like, we've never talked about it. Oh, so maybe you need to talk to your wife. Hey, babe, I've got the lottery guy here. You know, the lottery guy. Hey, it's Jim the lottery guy. Well, yeah, that's his job. He's the lottery guy. He sits in an office and he makes phone calls to prospective winners of the lottery. That's his job. No, he did win. She did win. So it was like a real deal. She's trying to collect the money. She's at the lottery office. Before I tell you about it, I've got the lottery guy. That's right. That's the bit. Talk to my husband. That's the bit. Well, because I won the lottery, drove to Sacramento, met with the lottery guy. Oh, it's the local office. I didn't call you. I handled this all on my own.
But I'm here with the lottery guy. I was able to really repress the excitement of winning $400,000. And even by sending you a text? The bit is that she's going to leave with the money and not hang out with him. She's not going to share it. Wasn't your thing, though, that the reason that it's funny is because we just see what they say? Yeah, we'll call it Divorce Call. Let's try to get people divorced. I'm sorry. Winner gets a pair of spy optic sunglasses. It's not that bad, Mike, because at the end of the call, they realize it was all for nothing. It's just a joke. It's just a joke. Hey, let's call it Heartbreak Wednesday. At the end, they got no kid, no money. Nothing. It's hilarious. Yeah. Hilarious. Hey. Makes me laugh. Hey, darling. I'm just calling you to let you know that my brother died. Hey, babe, our adoption went through. Holy cow. I mean. Oh, my God. Holy cow. I actually did make that call. Oh, well, that changes everything. See how that's not funny, Jay? It's hilarious. Hey, I screwed this up. We were starting to talk about it. We had calls, and then I moved on and forgot about it. Weird.
Something that you love that most people don't. Yeah, I knew somebody that used to like anchovies. I do like anchovies. On a pizza? Oh, yeah. Or a salad. Oh, the Caesar salad. Will you get a pizza with anchovies? Will I? Yes. Oh, yeah, I will. That would be a thousand. That is the single most hideous thing. It looks like an earthworm. Yes. I had sardines for lunch yesterday. Where did you even get those? 1966. You don't live in a submarine. You don't have to eat sardines. Do you live in a bomb shelter? A little mustard? What do you do? You put them on a plate and you have your mustard and your hot sauce and you dip them in that a little bit and eat it, cracker. I used to have to do it when Kim's not around. It stinks up the house pretty good. Imagine. Old Jay just opening up a can of sardines. Drink the juice out first. No, you pour that out. He literally bought those in the 60s. And they just stay good. He'd like them if he tried them. You don't get them on pizza, though? Anchovy? No one in the house will let me, but I will get them on the side. Gross. I don't know why pizza places carry anchovies. Because people who love them, love them. What is something that you...
really like, most people do not like, could be the movie Pluto Nash. It could be Grease 2. Peanut butter and cocktail sauce sandwiches. L.O.B., that's the single grossest example. What's that? Peanut butter and cocktail sauce. I'd put in $50 to see you eat this. Oh, I would do that. I prefer ketchup. in my mac and cheese. That's disgusting. I like that. I like that too. If it's mixed in there, I don't add it, but if it's some, like if I'm having meatloaf mac and cheese, I'll mix them up in there. I add it. You'll add it. I'll do ketchup in my mashed potatoes. Ugh. Yeah. That's like french fries. No, it isn't. No, it's not. It's different, but I do enjoy that. Ew, it's all red and looks like Play-Doh. It's just pre-chewed. It's pre-chewed french fries. Looks like tomato paste. That's good. That's disgusting. Try it next time. Just a dollop. Woods always wants me to try these things. Like, you don't ever want me to try stuff. I never want you to try stuff. You are out of your mind, LaFemme Nikita. You were just asking me about, you both were on me, about Coming to America. Because you haven't seen any comedy. You're the only human. Has everybody seen it? Raise your hand if you haven't seen Coming to America. Oh, wow. Okay, you're a comic. Nobody hasn't seen that movie. Why is it good?
Because Eddie Murphy plays about... What's the film about? Okay, he's the prince of Zamunda in Africa. And he's got an arranged marriage. And he doesn't want one. He wants a real woman. He wants real love. So he goes to where he thinks he could find a queen. Queens, New York. And he starts looking for a woman. And he wants to make sure she likes him for who he is. Yes. And he runs into all kinds of funny characters. He goes undercover as a... As a poor guy. Yes. A poor guy working in a fast food restaurant. And it is... It's genius. I'll say genius. It's genius. He plays a white guy in the barbershop. A white Jewish guy. White Jewish guy. What is that, Velvet? Aha. Aha. Aha. Aha. Aha. I'm going to watch it. It's so funny. Please watch it. Here's the thing. And it plays. Does it play well today? Oh, absolutely. And your favorite, your boy, Arsenio Hall, is in it. Yeah. He's not my boy. He's your boy. I don't like Arsenio Hall. You love him. I don't love him. Samuel L. Jackson is in it. Yes. Eddie Murphy is... He's so funny. It's the top of his game. Here's my question. Yes. Isn't it that you have an emotional attachment to it? I could watch it right now and I laugh the whole time. I watch it. It's on every day on cable. I watch it once a week. Yeah. It's so good. Sexual chocolate? Gosh, darn.
M1 Ninja from Encinitas. I'm on board with you on this. Tell us what you love that most people don't. Well, I think it's because I'm a California native, unlike many people who live in San Diego. But I love earthquakes. I think they're really... Me too. Out of your mind. They're exciting. They're exciting. I like them. They're just interesting. And obviously, I mean, I was hit in NorCal in 89 when the big one hit. Me too. And I was a kid, and I just have this, like, memory of, like, all the, I don't know, the news and the feeling of it and talking about it at school. And I've been here in San Diego when we had a couple of earthquakes. And I just, I think they're really, they're kind of interesting. And I'll even go a step further. I'll tell you that we had damage, and our family had real bad damage. It's still, like you said, it's an interesting thing to be a part of. It's exciting. It's a weird feeling. And, Ninja, what part of the Bay Area did you live in when it hit? I lived in the East Bay Area, so it wasn't as bad as, like, let's say, San Jose, where you probably were. I was in Gilroy. Yeah. And it was bad. It was because we were near the epicenter. The epicenter was actually an area called the Loma Prieta. Prieta.
fault line. And Gilroy's real close. And everything fell. Everything came. The whole bookshelves tilted over. You know what? I like famine. Famine's really cool. It's different. When you're involved in a famine. No kidding? I love famines. I love droughts. I love droughts. The thing is that with most earthquakes, at least, I think when people move here from other places in the country, They freak out, and they say, how could you live in California with all those earthquakes? Most earthquakes aren't that bad. No, they're not. They had that one here when I first moved here, and it scared the pants off of me. I was laying in bed. Yes, it was on Easter. I was eating Hooters hot wings. And it scared me so bad. Yes, I did finish the 20 wings that I was eating. I was really scared. Hey, thank you for the call, Ninja. This is pretty unusual. M1 Bear from Campo. Hey, guys, how you doing? Good. Good, good. I don't know what it is about it, but a toasted bagel with some Grey Poupon or spicy mustard, man, just hits the spot. Makes my wife want to throw up. I can do that. Even if you put a little turkey on there, too, that's delicious. Wait a minute. Do you eat a bagel with Grey Poupon and that's it? Yeah, that's it. Just straight like that. How much Grey Poupon?
Not as much as you might put cream cheese on there. Thin layer. Definitely enough to taste it. That's good. Wow. I bet that's good. There's a lot of condiments that I like better than actual food, but you're like a sex pervert if you just eat them by the spoonful. So sometimes you have to use something. It's a prop. Yeah. It's like a cracker or a bagel. I told you about cocktail sauce on pork chops, and it's freaking good. You need to try it. Yeah. Will it play well today? I hate you. Let's make some noise in our lives through your audience. Vote for us on The R Factor on our Facebook page or at MikeyShow.com and come join us at Dave & Buster's. When we get off in a half an hour, that's what we're doing. Oh my God, it's better than I thought. Let your voice be heard on The Mikey Show now. Call 570-1949 or shoot him a text. 949Mikey at gmail.com More of The Mikey Show coming up in minutes. On FM 94.9. One of the most anticipated annual concerts is back. The FM 94.9 Holiday Hootenanny. Presented by Coors Light. Saturday night, December 3rd at Jenny Craig Pavilion on the University of San Diego campus. Starring the band heralded by Rolling Stone, Spin, Pitchfork, and the New York Times as the best live band in America. My Morning Jacket. Also featuring Two Door Cinema Club. Party tickets are on sale now.
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I was reading this and I wasn't laughing until I heard one of his shoes came off. And for whatever reason, that got my funny bone. And I don't know what it is about falls that make us laugh. Well, I'll tell you what. Anytime somebody loses a shoe when they're like in football games, if a guy's running down the sideline, he loses his shoe. Right. die laughing. Anytime my wife falls out of her shoe, it's the greatest. I was going to say you should watch the Jersey Shore. Yeah, you'll see it a lot. One of my favorite videos ever on YouTube is the wacky morning news and hey, let's go out live to Teresa who's out at the wine festival. Oh gosh. Teresa's out there. And they have those cut in half barrels. Yeah, vats. The vats that you get in and they put the grapes in there and then you stomp on the grapes. Well, the problem was that they had them in those plastic drums instead of something that had grip on the bottom of it. And so they were live on TV and she's stomping. And then she decides to be cute.
She's going to stop real fast. She cheated. She cheated and she stopped. She was against someone and they said stop. She cheated. She cheated. They said stop and she did a little tap dance. Well, they were up on a platform. The whole grape thing falls off of the platform. Now it was only about three feet. It wasn't very high. But it was enough to just, just enough to knock the wind out. I mean, she wasn't hurt at all. But it did knock the wind out. Oh, stop. Oh, stop. Oh, stop. Listen to the music they're playing. You hear the music? That's real audio? Yes, dude. You've never seen that? Dude, they had in the background.
They had, like, fun music and stuff. It's a festival. Yeah, it's a festival. And she's clearly, like, can't catch her breath. And they have to go back to the studio and they have to do the professional, oh, well, I hope that turns out okay out there. We just got word. She is okay. She is okay. She is okay. Are you all right? I think the lady next to her laughed for a second because she didn't know it was how bad. That would happen. Nobody helped her. Of course you would laugh. Sounds like some of my dates in college. Oh, stop. Oh, stop. I wonder if it's past the statute of limitations. That's what I meant. L-O-B. All willing participants, thank you very much. You're clearly crushing them. That's what I was going for. That's right. Over the weight limit. Yep. We should break. Thank you. Thank you, Jay. Do what I can.
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will host select 1 p.m. football games throughout the season. Check FM949SD.com for details. I've never been so happy. And now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. It bothers me that I don't know how to be Woods. That's why I don't eat that funk cheese that you eat. I eat Kraft American singles. Lauren. My obsession with black men came from Bill Cosby. You did it? Yeah. And Jay. Man, if I could just be a home dad. On FM949. When we are off the air at 10 o'clock, we're going to be heading down to Dave and Buster's in Mission Valley where we are inviting people to come down for our canned food drive. We're trying to raise some cans for the San Diego Food Bank. Somebody's already brought 25 pounds. One person brought 25 pounds of cans down there. That's what you got to beat. That's what you got to beat. Because the person that brings the most cans down there is going to win.
A $500 party at Dave & Buster's and four tickets to the Holiday Hootenanny. And signed memorabilia. And a limo ride to the Holiday Hootenanny. Show us your cans. Show us your cans. Everybody that brings a can gets a $10 power card, by the way, to Dave & Buster's. Let's see. So, get ready. We're going to be doing that. New movies that are coming out today. What do we got? Oh. The Dracula movie. Oh, yeah. Dracula. Blah. Dracula Part 3? Part 1. Breaking Dawn Part 1. But it's the third Dracula movie of the Dracula series. It's Twilight series. Blah. And... Third book. Let's see. Is Dracula in this one? This is Bella. Is it Bela Lugosi? Bela Lugosi. The original Dracula. What is it? How many days has it been since the wedding? 14. What? So she's married to the Dracula? She married to Dracula. Apparently.
Can you tell me what's going on? I'm late. Oh, boy. What time are you supposed to be there? I don't understand. What does this mean? You are late. I don't understand. Blah. Blah. Can this happen? Well, I guess it can. I may be immortal, but I still have a wiener. So you're pregnant. What do you want me to do about this? He married a woman that never smiles. Take you both, Juan. For better or for worse. I'll see it, then. Oh, I'll see it. I'll see the hell out of it. I'll see it. I'll see it good. I'm going to see it real good, real hard. Quote, I'll see the hell out of it. To cherish. As long as we both shall live. My wife will see that. Is she not going this weekend? Of course, dude. The sixth scene is supposed to be...
They actually had to reshoot it because of Bella. She was losing her mind in the scene. She was over-romping. Too much? Too much. Because they're dating in real life. Allegedly. And then Happy Feet 2 is out today. Perfect. It's a kid thing for us. Penguins. Great. Super. I heard a review on that. It was like a real critic. And he was like, the plot seems to be... Just sort of all over the place. Hey, Jim, it's a cartoon. FYI. It's for kids. One of these days, I want somebody to explain to me, like, you know, cars. What is that, Pixar? Yeah. I don't understand what it is. Is it a cartoon? What am I looking at? Computer animation? It's computers? Call him one animator. He'll tell you. Yeah, he'll tell me. It's funny. I mean, it's just being funny. I know. Well, I know. CGI. I just want to know what it is. What it is? I mean, how did they make it? They didn't paint it. They didn't paint it. They didn't draw it. I think it's like a 3D program you can use in a computer. A computer generated. Don't tell him that. He'll start making 3D generated movies. That seems so impossible. Hence why they're so loved. Yeah. You see them like, it almost looks like a blueprint with like the.
Grid going through it when it has the outline. There we go. Oh, it's computer animation in 3D. That's how they do it? Okay, cool. Wow. Well, there you go. Anybody have anything going on this weekend that they want to promote? I do. I'm going to be at U31 on Sunday from noon to 2. Come out and watch some football with me, your old pal Woodsy. There you go. And we're going to be out there in just a minute. You can meet us out at Dave & Buster's. At the end of the show Friday, I tell you my story. And the reason is hopefully you can get hope from it. Angers hurt, sadness and fear. I had plenty of that growing up. A lot of hurt, sadness and fear. I was addicted to alcohol by the time I was in my early 30s. This morning we were talking about alcohol and I said, I think I said it off the air, but I said, had it not been for my dad telling me that he would not talk to me ever again.
I'd probably be in an alley. My dad told me he wouldn't talk to me if I continued to drink. But I've also had, I've had eating disorders. I was sexually abused when I was a little kid. I've been addicted to everything you could be addicted to. Cocaine, meth, pornography, alcohol. Is there something that you're addicted to and you can't find a way out of it and you feel hopeless? And maybe even right now. As I'm talking, you feel like I'm talking directly to you. If that's you, go to MikeyShow.com. At the top of the page is the word help and there's resources there for you. It's a message of hope because I was as hopeless. I was as hopeless as it gets. I would look at people and it didn't matter who they were on the street or at a gas station. It didn't matter who they were. I wished that I was them because I didn't want to be me.
Somebody that was addicted to alcohol. If any of that strikes a chord for you, go to mikeyshow.com and click on the help page. 2003, I invited Jesus Christ into my life and he changed everything. The reason that I tell you that is because that was my experience. See, the one thing that nobody can take from you is your own story. It's yours. And that's my story. This is a song that is about that place that you might be right now. It's from a band called Red, and it's called Pieces. The song's called Pieces. It may be exactly where you are right now. And if you are there, I want you to know that there is hope. Come and see us out at Dave & Buster's. That's where we're headed right now. Vote for us on The R Factor, and we will see you again on Monday. The Mikey Show's out late.