The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 11/14/07
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Daily Audio 2007KIOZRock 105.3
restaurant servicemovie theater experienceBoston Rob appearanceZeth descriptionapartment lockoutcheating accusationlyrical gameBritney Spears drug testorgan donor transplantdentist fearegg nog tastingcrew introductions
Mikey opened the show explaining the P1 listener concept and introduced the crew. Eddie recounted his disastrous Bennigan's visit before Beowulf, then complained about a man with strong body odor in the theater. Meanwhile, Mikey hosted the Lyrical Gangsta lyric quiz, Trish confronted Samantha about alleged cheating, and Ashley dealt with being locked out of her apartment and later tried eggnog on air. The show also covered Britney Spears' positive amphetamine test and an organ donor HIV case.
What happened, in order
Zeth Description
Mikey describes Zethi and Oates as tall, nice, dependable, and a positive presence on the show.
Bennigan's Nightmare
Eddie describes terrible service at Bennigan's before the Beowulf premiere, including hostesses ignoring them and awful food.
Theater B.O. Guy
Eddie endures a foul-smelling patron next to him during the Beowulf 3D movie, complaining about the lack of air conditioning.
Lyrical Gangsta Game
Mikey launches the lyric quiz game, playing examples with callers who have five seconds to answer.
Britney Spears Drug Test
The crew discusses Britney Spears testing positive for amphetamines and what that means.
Boston Rob's Mohawk
Boston Rob appears with a wide mohawk and goatee, prompting jokes about his new look.
Cheater's Hotel Confrontation
Trish calls in accusing her brother's girlfriend Samantha of cheating, leading to a live on-air confrontation.
Ashley Locked Out
Ashley gets locked out of her apartment after trying to keep cigarette smoke out, leading to a comedic rescue by friends.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkySeanAshleyBoston RobZethTrishSamanthaJohnBritney SpearsC.C. SabathiaJosh BeckettMariano Rivera
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So we let you know that right off the bat. We don't give you any spam. We don't try to sell you anything. It's just for hardcore P1s that want to know about the Mikey Show. And if you are new and you're going, well, what is that? What's a P1? A P1 is an exclusive Mikey Show listener. So if you ever hear the term P1, you go, oh, that's a Mikey Show thing. It's somebody that calls into the show, turns the radio down, gets to the point and doesn't cuss. You listen to the Mikey show for long periods of time, not just five minutes, not just 10 minutes, like hours. You listen to us for hours because we're always like, listen, I'm looking at a sheet right now of stuff that we got on the show today, and it's jam-packed. There's 15 things there. That's why we don't get off the air until 1040.
10 45 whatever like we we get off and we're done and it takes a long time man see i mean that's even the thoughts in my head are even saying that wow that's pretty impressive what was that bro uh it was uh you guys come up on my board here and i guess i must have had it up and uh eddie reconnected and it came right on Now, let me explain. There are seven people on the show. There are seven people on the Mikey Show. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the program. I'm 37 years old. Eddie is our producer, our sports guy. He is 34. Sky does news for us. She's 30. Sean is our sound effects guy, although he is not here. He's in the Bay Area. Yes. We look at him on a camera. No germs. Okay. And we connect with them via satellite every day. It's a hard concept for some to understand. You're saying your sound effects guy is not in San Diego? He's not in the room with you? No, he is not. He is in San Francisco, although we can see him. He's a good friend of ours. We worked with him when we worked in San Francisco. He didn't want to come here. And it isn't about houses and not wanting to leave. That's a very small part of it. Most of it is that he's a germaphobe.
He didn't want all the stuff involved in the move. It made him very anxious and upset to the point where we said, well, we can probably do it with you staying. Don't freak out. Ashley is our assistant producer. She is 24 years old, and every day with her is a little bit of a battle, but you win them, and then you go on. You do another one. Well, you win some, you lose some. You win some, you lose some. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. You win some, you lose some. fortunate when you lose, though. For the most part, I think she's the new and improved Ashley. I try daily to let her know I'm on her side. I don't think she gets that. I would agree with you. I believe she thinks that I'm the enemy. Since when? You're Al-Qaeda. I'm Al-Qaeda. She's the U.S.
Why would you say that? Careful, careful. Yeah, Osama, why would you say that? What did I do? I don't understand why you'd say that. You see what I'm saying? Oh, this is a battle. You see what I'm saying? This isn't a battle. You just started this battle. You see? Do you see? And so each day I just try to say, I just try to reinforce, I'm your friend. I love you. Ally. I'm your ally. I'm your advocate. I'm your advocate. Well, this went well. Ooh, not really. Boston Rob. He's 24 years old. He is our phone screener. More on him in a moment. And then finally, Zethi and Oates. All six foot five of him. Look at his face! He's a tall guy. Here are words that you could use to describe him.
Very nice. He's nice. The word to use to describe him. Sweet. Good-natured. Dependable. These are words that you would not use to describe him. Really happy. Okay. I'm with you. Generally, when I place a phone call to him, this is how he answers the phone. Did someone pick up? Yeah, listen, every time I have to go, Zeth? Are you okay, bro? Are you all right? Okay, okay. Just say something? That's our boy Zeth. That's all I'm saying. More positive than negative. I think that's a point I'm trying to make. Definitely. Thanks, Mike. I want to get right to it.
I would like to talk to Eddie about his night. Yes. Because all I know is that he said off the air it was a doozy, and I said, save it. Eddie's been my best friend for 20, my best friend, for many years. And he says last night was a bad one. It hadn't been this bad for a while. One of the craziest nights of my life. One of the most miserable nights of my life. What happened? As an end result, I will no longer be going to two places here in San Diego. Ever again. And you know how I am. I will not ever go back. He did this one time with Burger King. It lasted 17 years. They screwed me over. They held a grudge. I'll get into that. They didn't screw him over. Oh, yes, they did, Mike. More on that later. More on that later. This one you guys will agree with me on. What happened? So, me and my wife were going to the Beowulf premiere last night. And, you know, she works a 9-to-5 job, so she was getting home around 5-15-ish. And I was saying to her, I think we should...
grab something to eat before we go to the movies because I didn't really feel like eating theater food. So we decided to go to a restaurant that is close to the Mission Valley Mall. Do you want me to say the name of the restaurant? I would be happy to. Can you tell us what kind of restaurant it is? It is the kind of restaurant that is in the movie Waiting or Office Space. Let me say this. I'm going to let you say where you went. The deal is that The only thing I want to point out, without even knowing the story, is that this is Eddie's experience. Absolutely. And may not necessarily be indicative of everybody's experience, but this was certainly Eddie's experience. Absolutely. Where were you? Bennigan's. Really? Yep. So we go to Bennigan's. We park. We walk into the restaurant. And immediately, you know, they have those...
like double doors where you open one door and then you're in like this little mini lobby and then you open another door to get into the restaurant so i can see inside and i see two hostesses and as soon as we open that front door the one of the hostesses sees us restaurant's not busy at all there's nobody waiting sees us and walks away the other hostess is on the phone so i come in we walk in And I see the one walk away, and I'm like, oh, that's kind of strange. The other one is on the phone and is on a personal call. And not on, like, a cell phone, on, like, the Bennigan's line. Oh, my gosh. And talking on the phone and looking at us and, you know, not wrapping up her phone call. Like, what kind of stuff is she saying? Saying, like, oh, yeah, I got to get that and blah, blah, like, you know, just random stuff. Nothing, didn't seem anything, you know, like, pressing. Right. And so I'm immediately furious. The other one just walked away. So now we're just standing there looking like idiots. And so this goes on for a good 60 seconds. And that's an eternity when you think about it. You walk into a restaurant. She wraps up her phone call, turns her back to us, doesn't say a word, walks over, gets menus, and stands there. No greeting. No, like, right this way. Nothing. And now I'm...
I want to leave the restaurant immediately. Oh, man. So we sit down, and I'm mad already, but I'm just like, all right, whatever, blow it off. She's a kid. She's probably 18. She had a lip ring. I'm just like, apparently never went to hostess school. So we order our food. This food was the most disgusting food I've ever ordered in my entire life. And if we weren't in a hurry, I would have, for the first time in my life, sent food. back what was it it was an appetizer like sampler yeah you know pretty easy but it was just the worst i mean i kept thinking in my head i wish gordon ramsey were here to eat this food and freak out because it was foul i ate this yeah you're gonna kill somebody so anyway one of the things on the sampler powder was a quesadilla that had bell peppers in it and you know it's the one food i hate and so i asked you know can i have this without bell peppers and they said yeah yeah no problem so it came and to its credit no bell peppers were on the quesadilla cool we're eating not really i had like two bites and another server comes over not our server with a full order of quesadillas and says to us did you guys order quesadillas and we're like no so they walks away
Another server comes again with a new plate, or the same plate, I guess, of the same quesadillas, and says, hey, did you guys order quesadillas with no bell peppers? And we go, oh, no, we ordered that with our sampler platter, which is right here. The server, which was a female, angrily goes, ugh, walks away. Your fault. Apparently. Yeah. So now I'm just like, I'm done. And the deal is, is that even if she's mad at the kitchen, you don't know. It looks like maybe she's mad at you. Like, why are you mad at me? So I just say, screw it. I go, we're leaving. I'm out of here. I'm done with this. So I ask our server. I say, can we get the bill? We're trying to make a movie. Can we basically hurry and get the bill? He says, okay, no problem. To his credit, brings the bill pretty quickly. I gave him cash. So I needed change back. It took another 10 minutes for him to come back to bring my change. When I told him, I was in a hurry. And they're not slammed. Not at all. Not at all? Not at all. So now I'm just like, whatever. Now I'm so beyond mad. And so as we're leaving, there's three total hostesses now. No goodbye. No thank you for coming. And at that point, I'm pissed. So I turn right back around.
Asked to see the manager. Wow. Holy cow. The manager comes up and is maybe 23 years old. Oh. And I said, no, I'm not doing this. Well, why? He's 20, I mean, literally 23 years old. But that doesn't mean he can't do this job and can't be a professional. Scott, yes, it does. No, it does not. Yes, it does. Absolutely does. Okay. So I'm not dealing with that. So I just say, forget it. And I just leave. And I'm never going back there again. So that was the restaurant portion of my night. So then we go to the movie premiere. And I'm like, okay, thank God I'm done with that. Now I get to see a movie I've been looking forward to seeing. We're going to see Beowulf. So we go to the theater. We get our seats. And me and Debra wanted some snacks because we didn't eat anything. So I go to the counter and I'm waiting in line. And this guy comes up from behind me and goes, do you have 12 cents I could borrow? 12 cents so i turn around and he goes oh hey what's up man i listen to you every day and i'm like confused because it's not like a rock 105 three premiere and i'm like oh you know thanks man that's cool you know i go and i check my pocket and i don't have any loose change and i go well i'm buying food right now so when i get change you know i'll give you whatever change i get
So I order my stuff. So at first he thinks you're a stranger. I think he recognized me and then pulled the, oh yeah, hey, it's you. Right. Like it was weird. Okay. Very strange. And so I order my food. I say, you know, I'd like the, you know, whatever, a small Coke and a popcorn. And he behind me goes, and another small popcorn. No way. What? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Like he's trying to add on to the order. What? No. Yeah. And I turn around and I go, dude, I'm not buying your popcorn. And he goes, oh, what, you can't afford it? Shut up. And I go, bro, I'm not buying your popcorn. Sorry. What? Yeah. And he goes, all right, whatever, that's cool. What? And so my order comes up. exactly $8. So I get no change. I get no change. So finally, I'm less like, no, this isn't happening. And he's not leaving me alone. He's continuously on me. Come on, bro. Cook me up, man. I want to get popcorn. Non-stop. And I finally go, I gave him $1 and I said, dude, I got no change. It's yours. And I just got out of there. And I'm just like, what is going on?
And so I finally get back to my seat, and I'm trying to tell Debra the story. And they let the media in first, and so we were sitting there in kind of an empty theater. There's a few other media types around. Now, so people know, it's not like a, oh, Eddie gets to go in before everyone. No. It's for the media so that he can come back and tell you what he thought of Beowulf. Right. So this one guy... I mean, seats everywhere. Sits right in the seat next to me. And I'm just like, why? Do you stand up and look for Alan Funt at this point? Like, I'm on candid camera. And he has the worst BO I have ever smelled on a human being. So I'm like, it hits me like a wave. So for two hours, I smelled this guy. The entire movie, long. And they didn't turn the air on last night at this theater. I don't know why. There was no air on, so it's hot, and I'm smelling this B.O. guy next to me for two hours. Like, this is all true? This is all, I swear to God, call Debra. Ah!
It was like, we were like, God is telling us we shouldn't have gone out. It was so bad. It was so bad. That is crazy. It was the craziest night ever. Was Neowulf any good? It was another strange occurrence. I had no idea. The movie's in 3D. What? The movie is in 3D. They give you the glasses. I didn't know that. That's kind of interesting. It is, but it changed my entire perception. And I'm irritated. I'm not having a good time. And I got put on goofy glasses that gave me a headache. And the movie's okay. It's pretty good. Because I like that kind of stuff. Almost like Dungeons, Dragons-y type of a story. But the way they did the 3D, it's kind of off-putting. It's not necessary. They didn't need to do 3D. in this movie at all. But it was... Who does 3D anymore? I don't like it. What was the point? Dude, I feel for you, man. That's a bad night. It was unbelievable. That's just a bad night. I've had so many issues at that movie theater. Never again am I going to that movie theater. And never again will I go to that movie theater. Which one? Mission Valley. 20? Yeah.
That's the one where I got that crazy guy. Yeah, the crazy guy that came in the trench coat. Twice. Oh, yeah. Different movies. Same theater. Same guy comes in and sits down. Oh, no. Weird. That used to be like my favorite place. Mission Valley 20 used to be like my favorite place to see a movie. My favorite place now, my living room. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Thank you. And I was thinking that, too. And I'm like, you know what? I'd never need to go to the movies again. And it's terrible. People laughing at inappropriate things on the screen. It ruins the movie for me. And I'm like, I don't need to go to the movies anymore. But it bums me out because there are movies that I want to see immediately. And on the big screen. Yes, yeah. But I don't ever like going to the movies. No, it's not worth it to deal with those shenanigans. P1 Dan J. What is up, man? What's up, dude? I have a question. I'm not really a question, a comment so much. I was a bar manager, server in Las Vegas for like four or five years. And the whole situation, you never see the server's point of view when people ran and raved about restaurants. You never see, like, their horrible day or the fact that everyone's getting everything wrong for them. Shouldn't have to, though, bro. Shouldn't have to. And you don't have to. No, like, you know what, man? I got to tell you, I'm so with Eddie. Like, it's not just this one place. Like, this is servers in general now.
Like, I'm 37. When I used to go to dinner when I was a kid with my parents, like, servers were so polite. It was a weird, strange, very rare occurrence where you heard a story like Eddie's. And now it's the other way around. And to the point where... Even you calling to make the point of, why don't you see it from the server's point of view? That's weird. What happened to the customer's always right? Not the server's always right. The fact that a former server is even saying that, there's this whole article in Newsweek about the generation of people coming up today. It's the entitlement generation. It's the generation of, I deserve. No, no, no, you don't. You're the server. The customer's always right. Period. If you don't like it, do something else. Sorry. It's my opinion. Yeah, and I was a server for six years, and I mean, just like anyone else, would have the crappiest day where the cook's yelling at you and you burn yourself and somebody stiffs you, but you never let the customer know that. You don't roll your eyes at a customer and go, you don't ever do that. I mean, it was crazy.
Our server was fine. I don't really have any big complaints about it. But when you walk into a restaurant and there's two hostesses there and neither one of them say hello. Acknowledge your presence. That's the essence of a hostess. That's the job description. You're supposed to say hi. Now, listen. This goes for everybody listening. This isn't just Eddie's deal. All of us listening. We've all had this. It's becoming something that is more and more. Now, it's like a weird story when you go to a place and everybody's real nice that works there. When the hostess is really nice, when they seem to have this thing where they want to help you, where the person that, you know... serves you is like really polite and really nice and to the point where we went to a olive garden in escondido and that waitress was so nice that server she had red hair and and i came back on the radio and talked about how great she was she was really sweet and nice and courteous and everything was on time like nowadays when that happens you're like real stoked on it oh yeah it's a different it's a different uh
experience well you got to speak with your tip you know sean here we go now see that's where sean and i differ regardless of how it goes i always give a good tip yeah even after all that i left the normal i left 15 instead of 20 like i normally do All right, now, check this out. We talked about this yesterday, and Sky, I purposefully haven't even listened because I want to see. We were talking about how Led Zeppelin's new thing came out yesterday. Oh, yeah, yeah. All right, so we were talking about how Led Zeppelin came out with this new best of yesterday, and they were going to remaster it. And I was like, remastering? How many times do you do that? What is the difference? And Sky said they'll take the old sound out of it. So first, the original. Yeah, not bad. But, what do you guys think? There's a difference to me. I mean, I don't know if I would have been able to tell the difference if you didn't tell me. But when I was, I mean, I was really concentrating on listening to that. And you can hear certain things like, I mean, you can kind of hear him picking the guitar, which is kind of cool. But it's not enough for me to go, ooh, I gotta have that. You know, it's not like remastered DVDs where you can see the difference. To me, I was kind of like, eh. You know what it sounded like to me? It sounded like on the second one.
My brother borrowed my car and messed with my equalizer a little bit, and it doesn't really bother me. I just know he changed a couple things. Yeah. Right. I don't know what you changed. It doesn't really bug me. Whatever. I'll keep it that way. Yep. Hey, don't touch my equalizer, bro. Yeah. Who do you guys think this is? Who is this guy? No. Really? Oh, I love it, because usually she's the one going, really? You don't know? Yeah. Yeah. Eddie and Sean figured it out right away. Who is it, Eddie? Blake Lewis. From American Idol. He's a beatboxer. Wow. That was released yesterday as a single. P1 Michael. Michael, you there? Hello. Michael's not there. I don't know what happened to him. I'm going to have to have a good talk right now. I'm making sure people are in line. How excited...
How excited are you guys about playing Lyrical Gangsta? Very much so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to be good. Brand new game called Lyrical Gangsta that you're going to love. You're going to love. Sean TV is back today. Hey! We're back today. That's right. We're also going to be doing something today called Cheater's Hotel. Yeah, Jerry. Someone thinks that somebody is cheating. In fact... I'll tell you right now what the deal is. Eddie, is this the sister? Yeah. We got an email from a girl whose brother's, she suspects that her brother's girlfriend is cheating. And it's, you already know, that is not going to be good. Because even if she's not cheating, it's going to ruin everything.
Even if she's not cheating, I'm sure the brother's going to be stoked. But the sister's convinced. The sister is convinced and is telling her brother, I can't believe you don't know she's cheating. I don't know if you heard this yesterday, but Sky has never had eggnog. Wow. She's going to have eggnog today. Oh, my God. I don't want to. For the record, I don't want to. I wish we would have taped the conversation in the office yesterday. Where I was bullied into it. Where our producer was basically saying, I don't care, you're doing it. Yeah. Wasn't saying that, he was yelling that. You're damn right. And, how about this? When we come back, Britney Spears tested positive for drugs and we know what type. Oh, shut your mouth. I'll tell you what she tested positive for after this. Like,
show stand-up spotlight from 53 movies you know you know when somebody reads a letter in the movies near the voice of the person who wrote the letter that kills me that happens to me when i read menus train bus train oh my god guy says to me my god these people are gonna be killed instantly i said well everybody dies instantly it's the only way you can die you're alive you're alive you're alive then you're dead He said that they're not going to die of natural causes. He said they're going to get hit by a train. Naturally, they're going to die. Then I said to him, you know, we better get out of here. They're going to blame this on us. So I start driving away. I put the other tape I had in, which was the music. And we're driving, and I go too fast, and the police pulls us over. He says, license and registration, please. And I lean over and get it. And I said to the guy, my God, that cop's voice, that's the guy who writes the menus.
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I forgot $800 in savings. It's almost $5,000 a year. Dude, that's incredible. And they brought my wife and I dinner, too. We were newlyweds, a body truck, and trying to start a family, and $600 a month just wasn't doing it for insurance. Tell people that are listening right now that if they decide to finally pick up the phone and call AIS, it's going to be great. Oh, yeah. AIS is definitely the greatest thing that's ever happened to me, dude. All right. Well, people living here in San Diego, this can be your story. 1-800-777-4-AIS. 1-800-777-4-AIS. 777-4247. Thank you P1 Meathead. No worries. Going on right now at Pep Boys. Get a free brake inspection by their ASC certified technicians with any vehicle repair service. And thank you for shopping at Pep Boys. Serious about saving water and join the 20 gallon challenge. It's easy. Turning off the water while brushing teeth saves 2 gallons per minute. For more tips go to BeWaterWise.com They say your lands are cursed. The legendary I really do think of the hurricanes as sort of celebrities. I have a very strong sensitivity to smells. Scott.
Sean. Headshot Boys are one of my favorite groups. Boston Rob. I was like a shaken puppy. That's a very common terminology. You guys don't use that? Maybe it's an East Coast thing. And Ashley. Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It's a Mikey Show. It is 643. A friend of O.J. Simpson testified in court yesterday that O.J. wanted him to, quote, bring the heat when confronting two men. Pac-Man Jones accepts a plea deal to avoid jail time and also drops his NFL suspension appeal. So before we went to break, I said that we know what Britney Spears tested positive for. It was amphetamines. Oh, wow. And we got some audio here, too. Oh, wait, wait. No, not of that specifically. Just of people commenting. But, yeah, they don't. Now, amphetamines can mean a lot of things.
Amphetamines can mean, well, certainly if it were meth, it would be classified as amphetamines, meth amphetamines. I wonder if Coke is categorized as an amphetamine or if it's a narcotic or if it's the same thing, if it's both. I don't know. I don't know. I'll try and find out. Yeah, let's find out what is classified under amphetamine. But that's what she tested positive for. Yeah, and so with these random drug tests that Brittany has to do through the court due to custody of her children and stuff, she would be excused if any of her prescription medications fell under that category. So when she came up first with the... you know, positive drug test at first. They were claiming, oh, it's a false positive. It's a false positive. Now they've switched their tactics to, oh, well, what she tested positive for is actually one of her prescribed medications. But knowing the paparazzi in the media, they know what Brittany is on for prescribed medications and none of them fall under that category. One is her asthma inhaler, which doesn't fall under that category. And now I wonder how they could know what she is prescribed.
Because if she goes into a doctor, I mean, they could see her taking an inhaler. They can see that. Right. Maybe they've gone through her garbage or something. Well, and another drug she's on, Provigil, there was actually a picture of her with a box of it in her purse. And that medicine is used to treat narcolepsy, but is also used to help wean addicts off of coke and meth. But again, that medication does not fall under the category of amphetamines. So neither of those excuses are going to fly in court. And of course, KFED's lawyers have requested an emergency hearing this week for the failed drug test and also that video of her running that red light. It's getting bad for Britney Spears, man. This is somebody, this is Tori Amos. This is really weird. It's a real random video from Blender.com. It's an interview with Tori Amos, and for some reason she's asked about Britney Spears' old song, Toxic, and goes on this rant about toxic shock syndrome. Oh, no. Cut 20. That's terrible. That is just the worst piece of crap. No, you cannot talk about something toxic shock syndrome. It's the feminine blood syndrome.
record you can't have tampax for a hot song i'm sorry all i can think of is tampax whoever wrote that should be shop and i might love that person but you can't do not if you have a one you like i like my britney because i actually like britney but i thought that was the end of her career and look it hasn't been so hot after toxic what she tests positive for holy cow that sounded crazy that was really crazy i mean that's crazy Means other stuff, Tori. Yeah. You know? Yeah, that's weird, man. And she's like going off. Yeah. This is an interesting story, too. Apparently, Britney Spears showed up to a party at Heidi Klum's house for Halloween uninvited. Of course. Duh. And she was talking about it on Ellen's show. Cut 13. Spears went. She was invited. She wasn't. She wasn't invited.
No, so you could have come too, uninvited. Wow. Look, and I had a better outfit than that. I'm sure. Wow, and she just showed up. She just invited herself. Did you talk to her? I did. Uh-huh. What did you all talk about? You know, we were talking about babies and diapers, and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers that I didn't know. Really? You know, these sticky things on the side, I never knew that they were there. I was always, you know, putting string around. I had no idea. Wow. It's very clever. I learned a lot of things. You learned a lot from Brittany. That's fantastic. Is she being sarcastic? Yeah. She's being sarcastic. This is her third baby, so yeah. Oh! I'm sure she is. Maybe the joke is like, maybe Brittany really did do that. Probably. And she's like... Thank you. And I also heard that when Brittany showed up to this party uninvited, she was there with her little posse and said that she wanted to meet Heidi, so for Heidi to come over because Brittany's ready to meet her. Oh, wow. That's bizarre land, man. Wow, dude. That is almost as weird as Boston Rob's hair. Thank you. Wow.
Not quite, though. Not quite. Come in here. The whole thing today with Rob. Come in here. Great segue, Mike. That was just... Look at this guy. Really smooth. Well, first of all, for those of you that don't, we got it. So now we have to take a picture and put it on the website. Oh, there we go. Turn the lights on. Like, we have so many pictures of Rob on the website of, like, something different he does. Actually, something dumb that he does. Yes. Like, honestly, it looks like you're going to boot camp and you forgot to take the goatee off. Yeah. It's a mohawk. It's a real wide mohawk. It's the Chuck Liddell. Yeah. It's the Chuck Liddell. But he also shaved his mustache. Yeah. And he's got a real clean shaven face except for this goatee. Right. Long ZZ Top style goatee. Such a weird look. He's like, seriously, he's like five seconds away from being completely handsome. He won't, though. He won't do it, though. No, he's fighting it. He's fighting it. He is fighting it. Look at his face! Boston Rob, for those of you that don't know, he's our vagabond. He's our little bag lady. Yeah. Oh, man. And, ooh, he's so teeny. He's a short man. How tall are you, Rob? 5'8". He's a mini-mini. No, that doesn't classify me as a midget or a mini-mini or anything. That little person. Oh, hi! You're so...
He's got the word Boston tattooed on his neck. No, he did? The Mohawk's only going to be here for another day, so. I just, I literally just, I don't like it, first of all. I just wanted to try it out. And I'm praying for this mustache to grow back. Because I look like I could be in Planet of the Apes right now. Ashley, do you want to say something? I was trying to have Seth talk. He said that, never mind. What? He said that Rob looks like a miniature Fred Durst. No. I don't know about that. I don't think he looks like a miniature Fred Durst. Oh, with the backwards hat? I totally think he does. Let's see. Put on the backwards hat. Fred Durst used to be somebody in pop culture. He's like a miniature Fred Durst. He's like Fred Durst when Fred Durst was 12. You look like that guy that wanted to direct films on the show On the Lot that was from Kentucky. That dude? No, just kidding. Thank you. Hey, you cast Danny DeVito as me yesterday. It was a good cast. We couldn't get Cheech Marin. I'm sorry. Really? He's busy. Really, we couldn't? No, we couldn't. You should be calling him then. Oh, we got more. We're going to do something next called Sean TV. Hey! He watches real weird shows and then he reports on it. Well, they're not weird. They're just good.
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Who shaves their hair like that? I just don't get used these days. Yours truly, Britney Spears. How did four people get HIV from an organ donor? How did this happen and where did this happen? This is crazy. Well, this took place at three different Chicago hospitals in January. All the organs linked back to one single organ donor. They say that all the proper procedures were followed before the transplants. All the tests were done for everything under the sun. But what they think happened is that the donor had contracted infections, including HIV and hepatitis C, in three weeks prior to the donor's death.
and I guess that's too early for it to show up in tests. I guess it's still in its incubation period or whatever. There's a period between where you contract it and where you test positive for it, but it's still there in the body, and so it was just in that window, and those organs went out to four different patients, and now through testing, all of those four people have contracted HIV and hepatitis C. That is terrible. Wow. Now, want to let people know, still to come on the show this morning, Cheaters Hotel. We got an email from a girl who thinks that her brother's girlfriend is cheating. I'm sure that won't cause any problems with the brother. Also, Sky, who does not like to try new things. My wife was so irritated at me last night for making you do it. And I said... Thank you. Why? Thank you. And I said, babe, you would like it. She goes...
Egg is in the name. Right. And I said, you know what? There's eggs in cookies. You love cookies. Oh, great. You can't taste egg in eggnog any more than you can taste them in cookies. What if he called it holiday nog? That's what it should be called. Yeah. What's nog? She'd have a problem with nog. Yeah, I called on nog. Holiday shake. There you go. That's true. But anyway, Sky will be doing that before the morning's over. Nog it up. Right now. Oh, and Lyrical Gangsta is coming up. So excited. Yeah, Lyrical Gangsta. It gave me the chills. I was like, ooh. I know, I know. It's the first time where I'm going to play it. If you're wondering, well, what is it? It's basically like this. You call in, and we give you a question about a song's lyrics, and you have five seconds to answer. I'll give you an example. For example, I'll say, in the song Let It Be by the Beatles, where is she standing in his hour of darkness? The answer is right in front of me. That's the lyrics. Standing right in front of me. You know what I'm saying? Give you another example. In the song Everything I Do, I Do It For You by Bryan Adams. Oh, yeah. Great song. That's a good one, Mike. What will you find if you look into his heart? What do you mean to me? There's nothing left to hide. Dang it. I lost. You want another one? Yeah. I'm just giving you examples of how it works. I'm going to be better at this.
In the song Roxanne by the police, what does Roxanne not have to wear tonight? Her red dress. That dress. You don't have to wear that dress tonight. I always thought it was red dress. Red light. Red light. You see how fun this game is? I'm an idiot. Such a fun game. We're playing it after seven with listeners. P1s, you'll be playing in just a little bit. Right now... Sean likes watching his TV. Whatever Sean likes sounds good to me. Whatever Sean likes. Well, you know that it might be not as gay as something. Watch by Mikey when he's watching. You know he's standing up. This is Sean TV. Sean, what bizarre TV show that no one in the world watches. Wait. That usually only you watch. And this is... The reason we came upon this game is because we realized through just being his friend, he really watches these shows. He watches everything. I don't know how he has the time. Right? So much so that he'll mention shows and we'll be like, that's a TV show? What is that? What is it today, Sean? Today, Mike, we are going to talk about Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I watch it. Yes, great show. Great show.
First time I've ever heard of it in my life. It's so good. Actually, just renewed for a second season. It's so good. What? It's terrible. It's so good. It's awesome. Keeping up with the Kardashians. Oh, yeah. And you'll love this. Produced by Ryan Seacrest. No, it isn't. Yeah. It's a Seacrest joint. Yes, Seacrest joint. It's a great show. No. Can't wait for this. Ashley. Come on, Shawn. Go ahead, Shawn. So, this show features the, well. The ghost of Robert Kardashian. He's now dead. But his ex-wife, who is now married to Bruce Jenner, Chris, and all of his daughters and his son. There's Kim, Khloe, Kourtney Kendall, Kylie, and Robert. Those are all the kids? Yeah. And you know who Kim Kardashian is, right? She's the daughter of the dead Kardashian that was involved with OJ, right? That's correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Kim Kardashian is one of Paris Hilton's posse. She's like one of her BFs. Got a sex tape. She had a sex tape out. That's what she's famous for. And apparently the mother does all of their publicity and management. She's the momager. Yeah. And what you find through watching this show is that...
This mom will absolutely whore out her children to anyone she can. So right. Okay. Hugh Hefner, the Girls Gone Wild guy. I mean, she gets them jobs with all these people. Zeth just sent me a picture of Kim Kardashian. Pretty smoking, bro. She's a very, very beautiful girl. Yes, very curvaceous. And she's very dark, dark, like almost black hair. She's like Armenian, I believe. They're all gorgeous. All right, Shawnee, go ahead. All except Chloe. She's pretty ugly. So this particular episode deals with how they deal with the death of their father every year. And for my money, this is probably the most exciting and most hilarious. Chloe is the one, sort of the middle child, who has the most issues with the dad being gone. So, in this clip right here, they own a clothing boutique called Dash, and all the girls are working in the boutique. Kim just received a bunch of packages, which she's opening and has sprawled all over the floor of the store, and Chloe is really pissed off. I cannot handle it. I'm stressed out. I'm breaking out because I cannot work this much all the time. Out of here. Go to f***ing smooch. Please. Out of here. Oh, my gosh. Psycho.
Get the f*** out. Are you okay? No, I'm not on something. This is what helps me. I'm not f***ing. That is one of those shows that I would turn off. It's so good. I'd be on my TV for one second and I'd be out of there. And then later on she got the DUI. So good. So later on she's trying to drown her sorrows in alcohol. Some of us can understand. I know I can. But she ends up going out and partying with her sisters, and through the evening, she sort of gets separated from them, doesn't know where they are, and decides, I want to go home. But she's wasted. So she gets in the car, she tries to drive home, next thing you know, she gets pulled over and she goes to jail. On TV? On TV. Now, it does say, however...
Before this portion of the show, they do flash up on the screen a title screen that says some of these events have been recreated. Oh, boy. I know. So you think maybe you enacted that? Yeah, it does. I know, it does. That's terrible. But it's done really well, so you can't tell much more. Give me a break. It's done perfectly. Come on. Done. What channel is it on? I forget. It's on the E! Network, my friend. Do you have a clip of that or no? I do. This is her having to tell Bruce that she got a DUI. This is the first I've heard about it? I mean, that's really stupid, you know. Really stupid. I really wasn't that drunk. It wasn't a high percentage. So? Bruce, this is really hard. Remember, my brother was killed in a car accident. Killed. Dead. Gone. 18 years old. Fooling around in the car. Look at all the bullying you go through because you're out drinking. If your dad was still around, people drinking and driving kill themselves. Forget about yourself. Kill yourself. That's fine. It's selfish of you to go and harm other people. That's so sad. Congratulations, Chloe. You're the first one in the family to get a DWI. Way to go, Chloe. So that is Keeping Up With The Kardashians. You can see it on the E! Network. I'll see you there. I can't believe it. Kai watches the weirdest stuff I've ever seen in my life. Terrible stuff.
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I don't mean to upset you, Sean, because I know you're a big 80s fan, and I know that you are specifically a big Boy George fan. Let's just make sure that we adhere to all laws. I just double-checked all the facts for you, Sean. Adhear to the laws? Sean does not... Let's not accuse people of things that they are not convicted of, okay? It's 7-18, by the way. Yes, Boy George was what, Sky? arrested he's on suspicion of he what oh well um a guy back in april claimed uh you know that boy george uh basically kind of kept him hostage in his home and was claiming um assault and false imprisonment but the court uh just yesterday charged boy george with falsely imprisoning this 28 year old man and has set a court date for that trial. It's a male model, right? Yeah. Now, according to this man, he responded to an ad from a UK personal website called Gaydar. Sky, sky, sky. Isn't that what I said before we went on the air? I was like...
I bet he's like in some ad or something like that. Yeah. And so he agreed to go to Boy George's home at midnight on the night of whatever. It's like April 28th. Sounds very fishy. To serve as. What does? What does, Sean? Oh, right. Boy George. Boy George. Right. International superstar. Excuse me. Excuse me. A lot of people are. A lot of people are. Right. International superstar. Yeah. He placed an ad on gaydar. Yeah, that is as unlikely as somebody being a biggest star is like George Michael going into a public bathroom to have sex. He has mental problems. He has mental problems. He has mental problems. He's a convicted drug addict. You know what? What's in people's passion statement? I'm sorry. I apologize. The mail model said that the ad said that this person would be needed. For modeling, but nothing more, not mentioning any weird sex, weird stuff. Yeah, I mean, basically, Boy George wanted him to come over and do a photo shoot. Perfectly normal. So he said he showed up for the photo shoot, and there were some pictures taken, but there was another gentleman present who ended up handcuffing the male model to a wall in Boy George's bedroom. Maybe it was part of the photo shoot.
So, I mean, obviously the courts agree that there's, you know, enough going on here to take it to trial. At midnight, by the way. Yeah, so Boy George is ordered back in court on November the 22nd. Well, we'll see what happens. Okay. Yes, we will. And now it's time for... Now, the Mikey Show presents the search for the truth behind the words and the logic behind the lyrics. It's time to play... I'm the Lyrical Gangster. Lyrical Gangster. Yeah. If you know music, you will love this game. Yep. If you know music and you like listening to the lyrics, my brother Steve would be terrible at this game. He doesn't pay attention to lyrics ever. You ask him about lyrics of a song, you go, what do you think? He goes, I don't ever listen to the words. He's the wrong guy for this. But if you're the type of person that likes to sing along with songs and you always have, you will probably be pretty good at Lyrical Gangsta. At the end of this, somebody will be the Lyrical Gangsta. Nice. Yeah. What do we have as prizes today, Eddie? We have free entries into the big SoCal Pre-Circuit Showdown Texas Hold'em Tournament at Harrah's Ring Con. Very nice. P1 Julie, you like music? Yes, I do. Are you ready to play the lyrical gangsta? Yep. All right, here's how it works. I'm going to ask you a question about the lyrics of the song. You will have five seconds and no more to respond. Are you ready? Yes. Your question is...
In the song Don't Stop Believin' by Journey, where is the midnight train going? Georgia. Incorrect. Incorrect. That's a different song. The answer is anywhere. Midnight train was going anywhere, sweetheart. Dude, it's that time limit that gets you. It freaks you out. Five seconds. It freaks you out. Do you want Chase? Are you ready? Yep. All right, Chase. Here is your question. In the song Jack and Diane by John Cougar Mellencamp, what did Jackie want to be? A doctor. Oh. A doctor? You're a clown. You're a clown. Dude. What? I want to be a football star. Come on. Jackie going to be a football star. Diane.
That one, I think. Way off. Yeah, that one was way off, bro. Doctor. Come on. Doctor. P1 Lou. Yes, sir. Are you ready to play? Absolutely. All right, brother. Here's your question. In the song Bing Caught Stealing by Jane's Addiction, how old was the singer when he was caught stealing? Five. You are correct. That was great. Very well done, dude. Hang on the line. Hang on the line. Next up, P1 Rhiannon. Hi. How are you? I'm great. How are you? I'm good. Do you think you can be a lyrical gangsta? Oh, I know I can. All right. This one's kind of tough, but here we go. Okay. In the song Word Up by Cameo, what kind of romance do they not have time for? I've known everyone before now. I have no idea. Oh. Yeah, that is a hard one. Ready for Psychological Romance.
That's ridiculous. Next up is P1J. Are you there, Jay? Yeah, what up? How you been doing? Have you been listening online or listening on hold and hearing these? I've got three. Okay. Are you ready? Let's do this. All right, let's do it. In the song Because of You by Kelly Clarkson, where does she never stray too far from? Home. Sidewalk. I would have got that one too. Yeah. Sorry about that, Jay. I'm a big loser. It's all right. You're not a gangsta. P1 James. Yo, what's happening? Not too much. You ready to play? I'm ready. Here we go. All right. Your question is, in the song Hotel California by the Eagles, what color is the champagne? Pink champagne on ice. You got it. Nice. Very well done, dude. Hang on the line. Yeah. I love it.
Hang up and then dial your operator. Operator, your question is... He thinks he's a gangster. How dare you shout at us. P1... Who is this? I think he got rid of somebody. P1 Brian, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Are you ready to play the lyrical gangster? Yeah, I'm ready. Here we go. Your question is, in the song Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani, what do you put down that gets everybody fired up? Sorry, dude. You put your pom-poms down. Sorry. Some toughies, man. P1 Bathhouse. What's up, guys? Not too much. Bathhouse is going to kill it. I guarantee you he's going to kill it. P1 Bathhouse, you ready to play? I'm all set. Your question is, in the song Raspberry Beret by Prince, what did she walk in through?
into the outdoor. In order to be a lyrical gangsta, you gotta know lyrics, bro. It's not easy to be a gangsta. Alright, quick time out. That was fun. I love it. I love it. When we come back, a friend of OJ said in court yesterday that OJ told him to bring the heat. Tell you exactly what that means. We'll play the clip. Sky's drinking eggnog on the air. Mikey. Up to 2,000 vehicles from San Diego's best dealers. Many priced below Kelly Blue Book. Plus, with special on-the-spot financing from First Future Credit Union, we guarantee satisfaction with a 72-hour return policy. No questions asked. You've got nothing to lose. Three days only. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. All vehicles are clearly marked. Many priced below Kelly Blue Book. Our tent sale at Qualcomm Stadium. This weekend only. Sale starts Friday at noon. Honey, I'm back. Hi, baby. Who was all here drinking beer while I was at my mom's? Nobody was here drinking beer. Oh, come on.
Tell the truth. I saw the beer cans in the trash out front. Beer cans? Where? Show me. What do you call these? Those are cans of Tecate Light. That's not beer. That's cerveza. Oh, come on. Beer, cerveza. It's the same thing. No, no, no. Beer and cerveza is not the same thing. Of course it is. Is it the same thing if I say te quiero or I love you? It's not the same. You see, just like amar, querer is not the same. Beer and cerveza is not the same either. Hmm. I know what you mean. Sorry, honey. I love you. Te quiero. Tecate Light. Mexico's number one cerveza light. It's not beer. It's cerveza. Enjoy Tecate Light responsibly 2007. Cervezas Mexicanas, White Plains, New York. Friday, December 7th at the San Diego Sports Arena. Rock 105.3 presents San Diego's largest Christmas party. The Rock Before Christmas. Featuring Avenged Sevenfold, Atreyu...
Fair to Midland, Operator, and just announced, Suicidal Tendencies. That's right, Avenged Sevenfold, Atreyu, Fair to Midland, Operator, and Suicidal Tendencies at the San Diego Sports Arena, Friday, December 7th. This all-age event starts at 5 p.m. Tickets available at Ticketmaster, Sports Arena, and Soma box offices. Presented by Soma and AEG Live. The Del Mar Antique Show and Sale this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday at the Del Mar Fairgrounds. Everything from Tin to Tiffany being offered for sale by Premier Antique Dealers. Visit the special appraisal booth to identify your unknown treasures at $5 per item. This weekend at the Del Mar Fairgrounds. New by Sleep Train Mattress Center. The ride's turning into a tough one out here right now. You've got heavy traffic out of the South Bay. Both the 5 and 805 northbound. Quite heavy out of Chula Vista up to National City on both these freeways. 805 stays slow into North Park. Then again up the hill from Mesa College up to Governor Drive in the Golden Triangle. Northbound 5, still heavy through National City. And then again heading in towards the bridge and then getting onto the bridge on the Coronado. That's a very tough ride here this morning. West 94 on the King Freeway slows down from College Grove Way to the 805. And then again into downtown. You've got the westbound 8 pretty stacked up here from Severn Drive over at the Grosemont Summit. And that continues off and on past Lake Murray.
Heavier traffic from Waring all the way up to the 805 freeway. South 15 still a slow-go ride off the 78th down to Villarancho Parkway and then again to Rancho Bernardo. And the coaster ride is a crawl now on South Pond 5 from Point Sandy Lane in Carlsbad and past the racetrack in Del Mar. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Cricket's the greatest, and part of the reason that it's the greatest is because our good friend, Pedro the Cricket, is... He's a botto. He is not a hardened criminal, however, he is very street-wise. Very much true. And he's one of these guys that I think guys want to know and girls want to be with. I don't really get what he's all about because, you know, with cricket, you get the unlimited texting and the unlimited picture messaging. Every night at about 9.50, he sends me a picture message of a butterfly.
Well, the deal is it's free, Sky. He can do that over and over. But why? Why the butterfly? And why every night at that same time? To alert you that the SeaWorld fireworks are about to go off? Oh, I didn't even think of that. Now I've thought of it. That's what it means. Duh. You know, why do I care about the fireworks? That's Pedro. I don't know. Okay. Sky, if other people want to have cricket like we all have cricket and love cricket. What website would they go to to get it? Mycricket.com slash San Diego. They say your lands are cursed. The legendary warrior. I'm here to kill your monster. The ancient. The one they call Bayward. There's much a monster. Theaters everywhere. It's a fear of spiders. Why do girls want to ruin our fun? We all know I don't like to spend money when I don't have to. Sean. One of the stupidest neighbors in the world. Boston Rob. I get really annoyed when people have sneezing fits Ashley I hate underwear and I don't wear a monkey shows on Rock 105.3 who is this is this the running back from the Tennessee Titans it's Chris Brown it's Chris Brown it's not Lindale White it's the jam no Lindale's not as good a rapper that's true but he is a good I mean close to the goal line yeah he's really good
Surprising a lot of fantasy players this year. 734. Sources say that Brittany failed a drug test when the test came up positive for amphetamines. The foot injury that Dwight Freeney suffered in the Chargers game may end his season. Really? Yeah. Aye, aye, aye. He's got that Liz Frank injury. Liz Frank? Yeah. She's a reporter for the Times. OJ Simpson back in court yesterday. This time, his buddies, well, his supposed buddies, were testifying against him. This is Walter Alexander. Cut one. After he asked me if we could watch his back, then he kind of was like, hey, do you think he can get some heat? He can get some heat, you know, just in case, just in case, you know, they may have heat, you know, bring some heat. Like a space eater? Total misunderstanding. Yeah. I was talking about chili peppers. Yeah, I meant like, can you make some hot sauce? I love it on everything. He didn't realize I had a California burrito in my pocket. But OJ, that makes no sense because you said to your friend, you know, if something goes wrong, can you bring some heat? Yeah, with the burrito, if it's not spicy enough. That's what you meant by something going wrong. Totally, yes. Yeah, sometimes when you go to Alberta.
Right. You get a California burrito. They never give you enough green and red. Yeah, they forget the little capsules of hot sauce. Yeah. And I love it on everything. Yeah, and when they don't put it in there, I get something. Yeah. So I call my buddy up and I say, hey, bring the heat. And he knows what I mean. I thought he did. Now I'm being accused of robbery. He knows I love heat on everything, especially my double murder. Yeah, that's right. That's the way it tastes the best. So good. Here's another friend of his, Michael McClinton, testifying against him. Cut two. And he said, yeah, I want you to come with me. I want you to bring your weapon. Do you recall specifically what he said to you? He wanted me to come with him as security and bring my gun along, too. By weapon. I commonly refer to his girlfriend as his weapon. She is smoking. A lethal weapon. That's right. I said, that girl is so hot. Her nickname is, I call her two things. I call her the weapon and the gun. The smoking gun. Why would you need her to go? Like her company. Like her company. Okay, fine.
I'm interested in her romantic. I got a little crush. You'll hear that. Okay, that don't make me a robber. Why you put me on blast? I mean, heck, I don't want to kill the broad or nothing. Yeah. Okay. She ain't blonde. All right, well. More Michael McClinton, cut three. He said, show them your weapon and look menacing. Are those Defendant Simpson's words? Mr. O.J. Simpson said that to me. Show them what? Look menacing? Menacing. That's not your menace face. Come on. Nah, dude. Try again. Ooh, that scared the crap out of me. Oh, man. You're practically bodies at your feet on that one. Okay. Hello, RJ Simpsons. Listen, you don't know what menacing looks like, so let me try to recreate Bundy Drive. Okay. Look like that. No, thank you. That is scary. Oh, man. He's a nut, man. Hello, Jay Simpsons! It's going to be tough for him to get out of this one, but I guess we said that last time around, huh? Yeah. Well, and if he goes to jail, you're like, okay. He should have gone 94. I wonder how much time he could potentially end up doing. If I had to guess, zero. I mean, if we're going by...
What the pass is. Depends on the jury selection if I tell you the truth. That's right. So there's 12 different charges pending. If he gets a conviction on the kidnapping charge. That could result in a life sentence with the possibility of parole. I don't want to jinx anything, but I got a 3.30 tea time. Can we speed this up? Well, we're talking about life in prison, OJ. I don't think your tea time is important right now. I got reservations at Seau's. And they say an armed robbery conviction could mean a mandatory prison sentence. So there's no possibility. Celebrity. Good luck with that. Hertz commercial. Remember me? All right. So Ashley, how did you lock yourself out of your apartment yesterday? Oh my gosh. This was the worst. What'd you do? I am at home. This is about like three o'clock ish.
I got home from work about two and I was just doing my normal routine of like making a snack and watching my shows that I missed from the night before. So I'm watching The Hills and it's like the episode where Heidi confronts Lauren. It's really, really good. And Zeth calls me right before. It's always Zeth's fault. It's always Zeth's fault. Did I say it was his fault? I did not. Anytime Ashley... I will say this, though. Anytime Ashley does something wrong, Zeth's involved. No question. No question about it. Yep. Does anybody disagree with that? No. Now, Zeth doesn't disagree, but he ain't about to say it. Anyway. Anyway. So, I'm right about to go into Heidi going into Lauren's house to confront her about the rumors, and... Zach calls. So I hit pause, pick it up. We start chatting. So often when I'm chatting on the phone, my ADD brain goes, oh, go smoke a cigarette while you're on the phone. What was he calling about? Just curious. Oh, she got a quick smile. Whoa, what is that? I don't know, but she got a quick smile. Oh. Hello. So anyways, so I go outside to talk to him on the phone, and I'm smoking a cigarette. So I shut my big glass door, because obviously I don't want the smoke to go through the screen into my condo.
door I hear my silver rod that I use in between when I shut the door like maybe halfway the glass door I'll put this like silver rod down in the slider so it makes it so you can't open the door again makes it so I can keep my glass door a little bit open even if I'm gone no one can break in you know through the screen or whatever so as I shut the glass door I hear the rod fall but I'm like totally not even thinking like it's even possible that it would fall in that crack Get off the phone with Seth and I'm like sitting out there smoking a cigarette, totally dehydrated. So I'm like, I need some water. Dehydrated? Dehydrated? Extremely. Impossible. You know me. You know me. Oh, it really was. So I go to open my glass door. Oh, right. I go to open my... Drink the hump. Huh? You have to do anything you can to survive if you're on your balcony. Sometimes you'll find yourself in a situation where you've locked yourself out of your house. At this time, drink the entrails of a camel. It doesn't taste good. This camel was brought in for me. That's right. It'll help you until Zeph gets there. That's how I felt. Oh, God. So, what? It's, like, not opening, and I look down, and the rod, I guess I had leaned it up inside the little slider, and it had fallen down and blocked, like, the chances.
And it blocked my glass door. And I'm not kidding you, I was yanking that. Yeah, you can yank as hard as you want. That's the purpose of the rod. Exactly. And so I'm trying to squeeze through my head. I'm like, I'm either going to puncture a lung or break this glass door all over me. You're trying to squeeze through the two-inch opening? Yeah. There was about this much open. There was probably half a foot, like six inches. And I was trying to squeeze through it and I was like, I'm going to puncture like a lung. If I keep trying, I'm going to break something. And so I'm like, oh my gosh, this is the worst. So then I call my friend Kaylee. She doesn't pick up. I call my friend Megan who has my spare key. She's like, I'm at work and hangs up on me. You're the best friend. You're the best friend. You're the worst. You gave her the key. I'm like, have no way of getting in. My window is locked shut. My door is bolted. I'm completely, I don't have my car keys. By the way, I'm in, I'm barefoot, I'm in my gray leggings and white tank top like I had taken off that over gray sweater I was wearing. So I was just in dress and leggings. I was just in gray spandex leggings and a white tank top. You might as well just been in body paint. What does that mean? I don't understand. Because the leggings she was wearing were extremely tight and almost seat
through that's why she wore that's why revealing her private parts yeah that's why not revealing my private parts just showing them but you can see like the flesh of her legs you know that's why when she came to work she wore a long top over it because it covered up the goodies and what about the freaking dress and leggings what about the tank top that it was just a white spaghetti strap tank top you know because the other thing covered her bum but that's a shirt you got a shirt on well And thank God. No bra or something? No, I still had, surprisingly, I still had my bra on. Normally I take it off right when I get home from work. Right. I can't believe that I'd forgotten that, but thank God. Yeah. You know? Otherwise, these masterpieces would have been visible to everyone. Masterpieces. These works of art would have been on display. I mean, I don't disagree. I don't know. Anyway. Oh my. Come on. Usually I carry around a frame. Basically. That's because you have big jugs. All right. Called Kaylee again. Like, I'm like, this is my only hope is to get Kaylee to come get me. And she told you a slut and hung up on you. I only have a couple friends. Like, you know. They're so mean, the friends. So I have a couple. So I call Kaylee again. She picks up. And I'm like, you need to come get me. She's like, okay. So I'm sitting there on my patio. It's scalding hot. I'm dehydrated in my lady. Scalding hot. Scalding hot. Scalding hot. Could have been. Need to. Oh, I need water so bad. That was an overreaction.
The sun's beaming on me. I have to pee. Dude, she's beyond dramatic. I'm like... She has to pee. Oh, that's not the right clip. Whatever. Anyways, so... There it is. There she is. I felt like I was on my own edition of The Amazing Race. So what happened? How did you get out? I was like on my own episode of The Amazing Race. You'll see, this is a whole adventure. So Kaylee comes and gets me like 20 minutes later. Meanwhile, I call Megan back and she's like, I'm at work. I'm like, don't hang up. It's an emergency. I need my spare. She's like, all right, well, it's in like this secret drawer in my house. You got to pop the window open. You can break in. So Kaylee comes and gets me. I go to Megan's house. I break in through the screen, climb through her window, find the secret drawer, find the key. Go back. Put the window back up. Go down through. Get the car. Get back in. And then I open my door. Do you see what I mean about she should have a reality show? Oh, absolutely. The day before, she cut her hand open with glass breaking in her apartment. Yeah. Next day, she locks herself out. I can see the promo for the show is Ashley hanging out somebody's window with her butt in the air. And then I'm trying to figure out a way to get in. So I go around to my main gate to try to get into my place.
And the gardener's right there, like, totally, like, speaking Spanish, like, looking at me because I'm in my leggings. And then the sprinklers turn on. And the sprinklers spray me. I'm in gray leggings. And then they get covered with the wet sprinklers. I'm like, are you kidding me? The strangest announcement that I, knowing him and his personality, I couldn't believe it. He's going back to the dentist. And he's, like, freaked out about dentists. He's going, though. Right, Eddie? Yeah. Oh, no. And I said, dude, I'm telling you, it's so weird that you say that. I just read this article about dental horror stories. Oh, great. I said, don't worry, though. We won't encourage P1s to call us and tell us about their dental horror stories. No, that would just be cruel. At 570-1053. And we won't do that. Cheaters Hotel next hour. Why can't you just have a Coke?
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That's pretty awesome. And did they take your... Well, wait a minute. If you were moving, did they have to take your set or did you get rid of it yourself? No, I got rid of it myself. So they bring the new one in. Did they set it up for you? They set it up for me within like five minutes. And how did it feel that first night? Just like being in heaven. That's awesome, man. That's awesome, dude. That's awesome. Yeah, I tell people about Sleep Den. Did they give you a good price? Oh, yeah, dude. I went in there. after the promotion about getting everything for free, end up doing everything for free. And after I told him that Mikey sent me personally, he knocked off 700 bucks. That's awesome. All right, brother. Thank you, Sanjaya. All right, dude. Talk to you later, man. Sleep change your ticket to a better night's sleep. Travelocity presents the unbelievable hotel sale. I love staying in hotels. They make everything gnome size. Save $50 on a three-night stay when you use your MasterCard card to book a hotel. The mini shampoo, the tiny soap, the petite hand lotion. Stay three nights. Save $50.
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I'm going to write, who's the big guy? Is it Larry Mays? Does he own Clear Channel? Lowry. Lowry. Lowry. Lowry. Yeah, like the season salt. Lowry, like the season salt. Lowry Mays, he owns Clear Channel? I don't know. He's one of the big wigs. I think he's the CEO. Yeah, like who's the main man for Clear Channel Communications? I'll find out one second. Eddie. I'm not kidding about this, by the way. I'm going to go to Hallmark today. being serious okay i'm nervous already i'm gonna buy a card a blank inside card and i'm gonna write him and i'm gonna ask him if he will give us new studios i'm just gonna say please i do it with god all the time okay i have it for you what who is it uh this is the president
and Chief Operations Officer for Clear Channel Communications. What is his name? His name is Mark Mays. Mark Mays. Oh, yeah, he writes me emails all the time. Well, no, it's a mass email to the whole company. Oh, really? I thought he was just writing me to let me know about the success of the company. No. He writes you, too? With all those cool graphics and stuff? I'm not the only one getting those PowerPoint emails? I felt so good. Like, man, he spent a lot of time on this email to me. Oh, man. Well, the thing is, is I'm going to write to Mr. Mark Mays, and I'm being serious, and I'm going to ask him. Because like I said, I do this with God. God doesn't always give me what I want. And usually the deal is with God is that he will answer you if it's appropriate. You can't ask God, can I win the lottery? And he's like, yeah, here you go. But if you say, hey, listen, you know, my son's got sick right now. Can you help him get better? You know, sometimes in years he goes, yeah, you're better. So it won't hurt to ask, but I'm going to write to Mr. Mark Mays. I'm going to say, Mark Mays, will you give us brand new studios? Because the truth is, is that we have a great engineering staff. They're good. The problem is the equipment is bad. They can only work with what they can work with. The equipment is bad.
Usually when we come back from commercial breaks, I play a little music thing there. Can't do it. The computer system is not working again. And it's because all of our stuff is from like 1990. So do you think you'll get a better response with the card in the mail versus an email? Oh, yeah. I think he'll just delete my email. Yeah. Personal touch. Yeah. I want it to be a personal touch. Okay. I want him to see that I took the time to go to the Hallmark store. That's nice of you. I cared enough to send the very best. Oh, wow. Look at you. And I want him to know, and I'm going to say, we have a top-notch engineering staff. It's not the problem. The problem is not engineering. The problem is that we're dealing with an awful, awful studio. It's awful. True. I'm going to ask him if maybe we can take a couple of dollars from the till. We can replenish the KIOZ studio. Because it just isn't, it's not up to the standards. This is not up to the standards that they should be. Eddie is going back to the dentist. It's been a while.
You're afraid of the dentist, right, Eddie? I have a very deep fear of the dentist. When I was a kid, I had an orthodontist who non-sexually abused me. It's interesting, the phrasing there. Yes. Well, I say he abused me and people go, what? What did he touch? With his pointer. Please show me with his dog and his pointer. I'm going to give you a doll and a pointer, and I want you to point on the doll where he touched you. And he was like a kid's orthodontist, and so he did this to all the kids where he would yell at us. What? Yeah, he would yell at you. He would... hurt you and not care. And it got so bad, I never complained. I would just keep doing it. And so many other kids complained and found out, parents found out, he actually had his license taken away. Really? Yeah. You're telling me a big fat lie. I think we went to the same orthodontist. Yeah, I mean, it really affected me when I go to the dentist. I have like a panic attack. Oh, no. And, you know, so it's very rare that I go to the dentist. And the last time I went was like...
seriously probably seven years ago when i got my wisdom teeth pulled out and when i got my wisdom teeth pulled out i had to do the sleep dentistry right to get through everything i had them clean my teeth and the whole shebang you know since i was there and asleep and so uh i feel like i'm being a wuss and i'm like dude you can go to the dentist you're fine what about that drill sound bro don't that drill sound make you crazy um That drill sound is, for me, is the worst sound. Can't they create a drill that just doesn't sound the way that those things sound? I mean, I'm probably going to have to, when I go back, there is the same dentist that I went to has this sleep dentistry thing. But I mean, you get put under. It's like... That's it. That's the sound. It just sounds... It's 50 times worse than a regular drill. Yeah. I mean, I would rather it be a Black & Decker that you are doing lumber, finished carpentry with, rather than that. And then when you hear that, you imagine the smoke and the smell of your own flesh. Wait. P1 Griffin's Heart is on the line. Oh. Hi, Griffin's Heart. How you guys doing? What's up, dude?
I went to the dentist about eight years ago to get my wisdom teeth removed, and I did that sleep dentistry thing because I didn't want to be conscious for it. Yeah, like Eddie did. Yeah. The only bad thing was about halfway through, I woke up. Oh. No way. No, you did not. I did. No, you did not. The teeth crunch in, and my jaw was all moving and stuff like that, and it hurt so bad I started trembling. And so they thought I was cold, but it just hurt so bad because I was awake. Dude. Oh. That's the worst. That sounds like that new surgery movie, Awake. The thriller where the guy's actually awake while they're doing the surgery. Yeah, that was like the worst. The teeth crack and, you know, radiant through your head. That is brutal. No, Eddie. Well, why did you decide to go back all of a sudden? Just because I need to. I know I need to. Seven years is a little long to go without a cleaning. P1 Jesse, are you there? You'll be fine. Nightmare. Jesse, you there? Yeah. What happened to you during your root canal? I was totally doped up on Valium. Like, totally doped up. Had no idea what was going on at all. And they ended up taking the wrong tooth. Like, drilling out the entire wrong tooth. And I had to go back. And I didn't know about it the next time. And like you guys were talking about, the drill is like the worst thing. And it's just like, yeah. That's horrible.
horrible that's a nightmare thank you like i'm cool going to the dentist and now i'm starting to have anxiety like i've never had a problem but just listening to this is giving me anxiety it's like uh you know it sounds like you're in iraq and you've been taken hostage and the guy that's gonna do the torture on you comes in wearing a rubber apron Rubber gloves. And you hear that sound. And his utensils are spread out before you. Like hostile. Welcome to my office today. My name is Rahim. And I'm going to be performing something that we like to call You Talk to Us, right? Is it safe? P1 Loco is on the line. Yeah. What happened? Well, a few years ago, I went into the dentist to get my wisdom teeth pulled, and they decided they wanted to pull off work. And instead of putting me under sleep, they decided to just give me a local anesthetic through the needle. Oh, my gosh. And when they went into the gum, they went through the gum and injected the agent or whatever it was through my gum. And the sucky thing inside the thing that was supposed to get the spit out of the saliva. Right. Fucked all the anesthetic out. Oh, no, no, no.
The thing that sucks his saliva out sucked out the anesthetic. My mouth is watering. Sean, it's not funny. Wow, that is really... I assumed that they would give me some type of painkiller afterwards, and all they gave me was Motrin. Oh, dude. Who is this? Oh, don't say. Dr. Mingla? Don't say. That's crazy. Was it in TJ? Did you go to TJ, for goodness sake? You know, that reminds me. Oh, here we go. Yeah, what happened? Here we go. You know, when I was a kid. Will you stop it? How many times? What happened?
Well, you know, this is a tough story to tell, but when I was a child, I was just a little boy, just a tiny little man. When my mother took me to Mexico, just across the border there in Yuma, to go to the orthodontist. Yes, that's right, Mexico. And one of the ways that he wanted to get the teeth to move, and this is true, this is not a lie. was that each night at home, he encouraged my mother to take a spoon and to put the spoon on the tooth and have me bite down as hard as I can while she pushed the spoon the other way. He said that my gum should turn white and that I should do this five times for ten seconds at a time. I had to do something similar. With a spoon? No, it was the tongue... What is it? The tongue depressor? Yeah. Wooden things?
Yours is worse. What would have been nice? Yours is worse, but they had to do the same thing. What would have been nice because, well, it's flexible. You see... You see a spoon. Oh, Paulie. That's gotta hurt, right? Hey, dude, this guy just got four teeth pulled. Okay? With no painkiller. It's true. It's a little worse. Yeah, I think... It's true. It is a little bit worse. The Mikey Show. Oh, yes! Hi, it's me, Skip, and me, Steve, from Robbins Brothers, world's biggest engagement ring store. And those are the kind of requests we get for our free concierge service every day. Just purchase a Robbins Brothers ring and get our concierge service free for a whole year. They can assist you with your proposal and all your wedding plans. My fiancé's sister is a vegan, but his dad loves steak. Is there a vegan steakhouse you can help me find? Call 1-800-610-RING or visit robbinsbrothers.com. Hi, I'm here to see Mr. Foley. Fancy paper, $40 on Debit MasterCard. I'm a people person. I work well with me. Start swipe button down, $29 on Debit. I come, maintain, I come. Breath spray, $5 on Debit. Firm handshake. Mr. Foley, we'll see you now. Thank you. Getting your foot in the door, priceless.
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On the bridge, getting into Coronado, more traffic past the airport into Mission Bay. That, in turn, is affecting the West 94. Solid brake lights now from Kelton all the way into downtown. Westbound 8 suffering here from Jackson Drive and La Mesa. Slow go all the way to Mission Center Road in Mission Valley. Southbound 7 to 15, that's tough as well. Off to 78, over Lake Hodges through Rancho Bernardo. Poway all the way down towards Miramar. What a tough one. And Southbound 5 is quite a struggle to hear from Cassidy to an accident. clearing just past Tamarack, backs up again out of La Costa down toward the racetrack in Del Mar. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios, Mikey Morning Show. Main show friends, dude. Yeah. Show business. That's true. KIOC San Diego's Rive 3. The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. I'm 37 years old. I'm a Gemini. I shave my head bald. I'm atrocious to look at, and I have a good sense of humor. Eddie. I hate anything that takes effort. Sky. I'm sorry, I talk like an old human. I'm sorry, I apologize. Opposite. Sean. That's right. Eat it. Boston Rob. I got Boston on my mind. Your throat. Ashley. I despise theme parties. They make me really uncomfortable, and I hate them. The Mikey Show's on.
Rock 105.3. It's a Mikey show at 814. A lawsuit has been filed against the Miley Cyrus fan club after fan club members weren't able to buy concert tickets. This just off the sports line. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has reinstated Dolphins running back Ricky Williams after a suspension of 18 months for violating the NFL substance abuse policy. I want to hear from you potheads. Call me PB. Calling in from the five parking lot. What do you think? Okay. You guys ready? Dude. I'm telling you, this one is going to be a doozy. It's time for Cheater's Hotel. Oh, no. Oh, man. I'm really freaked out about this one. This is where we call boyfriend or girlfriend, husband or wife, and offer them a stay at a hotel and tell them they also get a gift basket.
Whose name should we put on there with yours? And if they give a different name, they're usually cheating. This one's going to be different. This is something we've never done before. And I don't know how I feel about it. I feel really weird. We got an email from a girl named Trisha. Or Trish. And she says that she thinks that her brother's girlfriend is cheating. Now, I got to get particulars. I want to get how old Trish is, how old the brother is, how old's the girlfriend. I want to get particulars. She's adamant that this girl is cheating on her brother. Adamant. I mean, she's going off on the phone with me right now. Now, she's told the brother that she thinks this, but the brother obviously thinks that she's... Yeah, he's not buying it. He's in love. What can you do? Right. P1 Trish. Hi, how are you doing? I'm good. So let me get some information, okay? Okay. How old are you? I'm 27. All right. And what is this girlfriend's name? Her name is Samantha, Sam. All right. So does she go by Sam? Yeah. Okay. I'm just trying to think when I call her. I would probably say Samantha. Samantha? Yeah. Okay.
Just because she would think it was weird, probably. Right, if you're like, hey, Sam, what's up? Right, right, right. How old is Samantha? She's my age. She's 27. Okay. And what's your brother's name? My brother's name is John. And how old is John? John's 31. All right. And how long has John and Samantha been dating? They've been dating for almost two years. Okay. In a while. Have you always suspected that Samantha is cheating on your brother? The thing is, is that I went to school with Samantha because we were in the same grade and then, you know, all throughout high school. And I know what kind of girl she is. And she's always, you know, been cheating on boyfriends. She's just been a big flirt, like, all of her life. And, you know, I didn't have anything against that. But then she started hooking up with my brother. And I just, I don't know. And I've seen her out on the town. I've seen her flirting with people. And I've had other friends tell me they've seen her with guys. And I'm not going to have it. Because my big brother, John, is an amazing guy. He's an amazing brother. And he's taken care of me my whole life. And I swear to God, I'm not going to see this happen. So what does John say when you tell him this? He doesn't believe me. He's like, oh, that's just Sam, you know.
She's just sweet. She's just, you know, friendly. She just, like, is outgoing. And I'm like, you're not listening to me. Like, he just won't hear it. And the bad thing is I've had other friends tell me that they think something's going on, too. It's not just me. And he won't listen to me. So this is kind of like my last resort because I want to get this girl on the air. I want to hear her say another name and then prove to my big brother so he can move on because he doesn't deserve this. Skye has a question. Skye, what's your question? Well, you said that she's always been a flirt and, you know, forever. So did something happen recently, something specific that kind of pushed you over to the edge to take this step? Or is this something that you've wanted to do, like, all along? Well, I mean, it's both of those things. I mean, I've never really trusted her. And then I went out to a bar with my friends. And she wasn't with my brother. And I started talking to this guy, and when she saw me come in, she got all stiff. Like, she got really weird, you know, like something had been going on. Like, I saw her stand, like, really close to him. Like, her face was really close to his. And I came in, and her body language was all weird. Did you tell John that? Yeah, I did. And that's when he was like, oh, that's just Sam. And I'm like, you don't understand. There's something different about what's going on right now. I know she's a flirt. I know...
She's outgoing, but there's something different with this guy that just made me feel weird. Talk to me, Trish, about your relationship with Sam. How's the holidays? Oh, no. Here's the thing. Does she know that you don't like her, or do you act like you do like her? What is the vibe? You know what? The vibe's been okay, because when my brother started dating her, I wasn't crazy about it, but I wanted to support him. So I was like, all right, I was pleasant to her. You know, we weren't like best friends when we were in school, but I got along with her because, you know, it wasn't a threat because it wasn't my family. And then when she started dating my brother, I wasn't crazy about it, but I was pleasant to her for his sake, you know? People grow up, they change from high school, you know? It's true. It's true, it's true. But I just, I'm telling you, I just feel like, you know, knowing her and knowing her past and then seeing the way that she was with this guy, then having... My other friends tell me that she's seen, that they've seen her with that guy in other places. I just don't feel good about it. Real hooker. Okay. Now, we're talking to Tricia. Tricia is 27 years old, and she is not trying to find out if a boyfriend or a husband is cheating. She's trying to find out if...
Her brother's girlfriend is cheating, and she believes that she is. How is this going to go? I know. Her brother's name is John. He's her big brother. John is 31. And Samantha is Trisha's age, 27. And Samantha has been dating her brother John for two years. And Trisha says that in high school, Samantha got around. Or that was the rumor. She knows it for a fact. You know, do you feel like at all, like maybe this isn't your place? Maybe you're overstepping your bounds a little bit? You know what? I don't because I love my big brother, and he's not listening to me to what me or, you know, my friends have seen, and I just don't want to get hurt because he's at the point now where he wants to settle down and get married. You know, he's past his 20s. He's past all that party fun stuff. Sky, you claim to have a brother. I do. I do have a brother. Never met him. We've never met him. Not even once. No, Sky, with your brother, if you knew that his wife, because he's married now, if you knew that his wife was cheating, would you do something like this? If you told him, hey, I think something's up with your wife, and he was like, mind your own business, blah, blah, blah, would you do something like cheat or so tell?
I think I would want to, but I don't think I would. Like, I would definitely tell him. I'm sorry, that's incorrect. You actually would. No, I was just letting you know. That's incorrect. Wrong answer. No, that's incorrect, Skye. Why didn't you ask me? Oh, I wanted to see if you would get it right or wrong. You got it wrong. Well, no. I mean, this is an opinion. You don't get the prize. This is my opinion, and I would tell him until I was blue in the face, but I don't know. No CD for you. I think this is great. Call her the hell out. All right, Trish. Here's what we're going to do. This has happened to me before, and I support this. With your brother? Like you knew your brother's girlfriends were cheating? No, it was my first. It was my neighbor. And I, you know, this happened to me. So this didn't happen to you. It's very similar. But it was my really good friend that was a guy as opposed to my brother. But same scenario. You knew his chick was cheating. Yeah, and it was a friend of mine. And I knew, like, her past. And I know the type of girl she was. All right, let's do this. So, get her. Trish, I'm going to put you on hold. And I'm going to take a break. When we come back, I'm going to call your brother's girlfriend, Samantha. Get out the saucers of milk. Can't fight.
Hang on the line, okay? Come on. I'm ready. Just throwing this out there. First of all, it sounds like 100% she's cheating. Yes, I agree. Just going to throw this out there, though? Dude, either way this thing goes, it's going to be crazy. It's going to be bad. It is the best. It doesn't matter what way it goes bad. We'll call her next. Mikey Show. That's the ultimate hang zone. Oh, rock. They say your lands are cursed. I'm here to kill your monster. The flicking's evil. Show you! The motion picture experience. You're as much a monster as me. Slasher! Beowulf, an IMAX 3D experience coming Friday, November 16th to the IMAX Theater at Mira Mesa Stadium 18. Tickets on sale now. Go to imax.com slash Beowulf for show information. Come on! Pop, rock, alternative, urban groove.
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sheets, everything for free, free delivery, all of that just because I said I was the P1. There's certain things in my life that I considered no-brainers. You know, at the time that I married my wife, I knew that one was a no-brainer. Nobody's going to put up with the stuff she puts up with and is still real cool about it like her. But there's also things like when I talk about AIS and when I talk about Sleep Train, these are no-brainers in life. If you're doing anything other than Sleep Train, or AIS, it's just, it's not the best decision you could be making. Sleep Train is the best decision you could be making if you need a mattress. If you've been thinking about it. It's an awesome mattress, too. The Beautyrest Plush Paris, I mean, it's gorgeous. That's nice, dude. That's nice. Sleep Train in San Marcos. Sleep Train is your ticket to a better night's sleep. Thanks, dude. The Mikey Show continues, featuring Mikey. I am a fat nerd, and it's really okay for you to say hello. Eddie. Hey, I'm a realist. Sky. I'm not going to change other people weirded out. I don't care. Sean. I, I, women's dealer. Unless I'm provoked. Ashley. The Mikey Show's on. Self in, kids. Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It's 828.
Two lawsuits have been filed against SDG&E accusing them of not clearing brush around power lines that caused two of the fires last month. The Chiefs' Larry Johnson is ruled out against Indianapolis this weekend. That's Wyclef, Wyclef Jean? Shut up. What? Whoa. It's Wyclef Jean? Don't be like that. Sweetie girl. This is the jam, Mikey. I know it. I like it. Ashley is very hip. I am not. Okay. Cheaters Hotel. Oh, gosh. Oh, man. We've never done this. No, this is a first. This is crazy. Email from a girl who believes that her brother's girlfriend is cheating. Trish, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Okay. Got to give you the rules. I know you listen to the show, so I know you know the rules, but I'm going to tell you anyway, okay? Okay.
We're going to call your brother's girlfriend. I'm going to tell her that I'm calling from a hotel and offer her a free night's stay. I am going to tell her that we're going to give her a free gift basket and ask her whose name we should put on the gift basket. If she says a name other than your brother, John, she's probably cheating. I'm just going to remind you. to please not curse. You can confront her at that point, but just be very careful of your language, okay? Okay, it's going to be tough, but I will. Hang on a minute. Uh-oh. Hang on. Hello, can I please speak to Samantha? This is her. Hi, Samantha. My name is Steve, and I'm calling from the Orion Hotel, San Diego's newest premier high-rise hotel located in the heart of the gas lamp. And someone that you know has entered you into a drawing that allows you to spend one evening for free in our hotel, courtesy of Orion Promotions. I'm not interested. No, no, no. It's a free stay. So you don't have to buy anything. There's no obligation at all. You don't have to purchase anything. It's not a telemarketing call. It's a prize that you've actually won. Who entered me?
When you check in, you actually find out who the person is that entered you, and they give you a gift basket, and they give you all that information when you check in. I don't have it available to me. I don't have to pay when I get there? Nothing. I just really can't deal with this. Yeah, no, no, no. You don't have to pay for anything, and Orion Promotions actually offers it as a way to encourage guests to think of the Orion Hotel the next time you're spending time in the gas lamp for your overnight needs. As an added bonus, what we're going to do, we're going to extend a gift basket to you and to your guest. It is a complimentary gift basket. It's got strawberries and champagne. The only thing that I need to inform you is that you would be responsible for room incidentals. So if you do use the minibar or you use the phone or any of that, you will be charged for room incidentals. But as long as you don't, you don't owe anything at all. And you have up to 30 days to pick the night of your stay. Oh, from now or from? From today. So you have until December 14th to pick the night of your stay. Other than that, you're all good and you get a free room courtesy of the Orion. All I need to get from you is I already have your name. I need the name of your guest that you're going to be bringing so that we can put it on the gift card. Oh, okay. Yeah, actually, I guess I'll put it to Mike.
All right, Samantha, I need to let you know that you're on the radio. This is the Mikey Show. Trisha is on the line as well. Trisha is your boyfriend John's sister. I'm sure you're acquainted. I need to ask you to please not cuss. You're on the radio, and Trish, are you there? Yeah, I am here, Samantha. What is this? Light her up! Samantha, you make me sick. What are you talking about? A friend of mine, Mike, is going through some problems, so I was going to skip now and say, I'm not even going to use it. Don't even start. I saw you at the tavern with Mike, and you acted weird when I came in, and my friends have seen you around town with him. My brother does not deserve this. I'm telling you right now. You know, it's kind of like a small town effect. Everyone just talks about everyone because there's nothing else to do. He is a friend of mine. It doesn't matter, Samantha. I'm taping this. It's a fun thing to do. I'm not going out with this guy and brother. She's taping this. I am taping it, and I'm playing it for my brother. Don't even try and, like, I don't care what your excuses are. I really don't. It's not me whose life you're destroying.
I really don't know what I did to you. You didn't do anything to me. I don't care about you, Samantha. I don't care about you, but my brother does, and he doesn't deserve it. No, I love Don. I didn't do anything. You love him. Then why are you staying in a hotel with some guy named Mike? I'm not staying with him. I don't think my brother would love that, Samantha. I was totally giving that to him as a gift. I'm not going to stay there. Don't even lie to me. Sam, the thing is, I've known you since school. And what you do is not my business except when it comes to my brother. Because he loves you. And you have a funny way to show you that you love him. You have been trying to play games and trying to catch me alive. You know what? You're just going to create the world that you want to create. That's how it is. Samantha, if I can interrupt. If I can interrupt. Wow. Trish apparently saw you at the tavern. And when you guys were there, she saw you with this guy, Mike. And so it's kind of hard to say that you were giving it as a gift when she saw you looking pretty friendly. You didn't kiss or anything, but Trish, according to you, it was pretty up close and personal. Yeah, you were in his face. That doesn't look like a friend to me. And plus, my friends have seen you with him, too. It's not just me. It's not just you already have in your head that I'm cheating. So whatever I do, it's going to feed that.
You know what? You don't understand the meaning of love and commitment. You're going to stay a lonely old hag who has no one, there's no one for sleeping around and, like, having sex with people. That's exactly what you're saying. Happy Thanksgiving. Who are you getting your information from? Everybody, Sam. I don't know who that is. Everybody, Sam. It's not just me. What? The thing is, I would love to believe you. I would love to believe you because I want my brother to be happy. This is bad. It's bad because... This is bad. It's bad because John... believe me. That's crap. No, I would love to because I don't want to see my brother cry over you. Samantha, I'm sorry. Listen, she's been trying to tell her brother about this for a while. It's another one of those cases of just come clean. You come clean. I'm not doing anything. I'm not doing anything. How can you explain the tavern with Mike then? How? Sam, how can you explain being at the tavern with Mike then?
I'm sorry, what? How do you explain being at the tavern with this guy, Mike? Samantha, how? It's crowded. It's crowded? What does that mean? What does that mean? It's a coincidence. It makes your faces together? No, I go to the tavern to go dancing and it does not matter how close you get with someone. If you're... You know what I mean? Hey, listen. It goes when you're with my brother, Sam. If he went in there and saw that, he would be so mad at you. I have never cheated on him. Never cheated on him. Please, I don't care what you do with other guys except that you're with my brother. If you could just please let him go and just do what you do with other people, but please don't do this to my brother because he loves you and he wants to get serious. He's not the kind of guy that's going to be okay with this. You have to meddle into ours. Get your own boyfriend. I love my brother, okay? I love my brother, and I don't want to see him go through this. Samantha, you're going to throw the Trisha needs a boyfriend thing at her? That's a bad card to play. How dare you? Constantly in our business. I almost think it's impossible with her and John. Okay. That's messed up. That's messed up. He's always in our business. Trish, you know what? I am not. Whatever. Please, I'm just asking, please, please, just let my brother go. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Now, listen to me. Oh.
Please let my brother go. John is working all the time. He can't even get away from that stupid hotel. That's why I didn't put his name on there. I was going to give it to Mike. That's it. Come on. So when he's working all the time, you're with Mike? It's not a stupid hotel. Wait, wait, wait. I have a question. I have a question. Samantha, can you answer this for me? So you were going to give this to Mike, right? Yes. Okay, tell me about Mike. Why were you giving it to him? Tell me about this relationship. He had a tough time with his girlfriend. And I thought, you know what? This is going to be a nice gesture for him. Because he's sleeping with you. Oh, wait. That makes it kind of rough. Guys. If I wasn't going to go, then he could go. I'm not going with him. Thank you, Samantha. Please. Samantha, Trish, I'm going to let you guys work this out on your own. And Trish, please let John know what's going on. Thank you both. Happy holidays. Oh, man. That's going to be a great turkey day. Oh, that is gnarly. Dude. That's so brutal. P1 Carrie. That was a bad one. Carrie, are you there? Yes, I am. Go ahead. You're on the air. Okay. Hey, Trish. This is Carrie. I can't see who my name is, but Samantha is cheating or else she wouldn't be denying it so bad.
and you have John call me because I will be faithful to a good man. Wow. Oh, well, hello. Trish, if you're still listening, then we have P1 Carrie online, and she will be faithful to a good man. Eddie, why are you laughing? Why is that hilarious, Ted? Why is that hilarious? Maybe she's laughing about John. She'll be faithful to him. He's a good man. I think that there is a psychology behind a woman that wants that guy immediately. Like, what is that about? What if he's like a double amputee? Like, you don't know anything about me. What's wrong? Tough love it is. That's just weird. Like, who says that? P1 Dallas Cowboy fan is on the line. Hello? I don't know if you guys caught it, but there's a big, big pause in between when she was trying to decide on who she was going to pick up on that name. She's going through a Rolodex. I mean, if you would have saw her eyes, her eyes would have been probably looking around or whatever. Do you guys think that...
Hey, I'll ask you, Dallas Cowboy fan and you guys here in the studio. Do you think that maybe she was deciding between Mike and someone else? Because that pause was like, hmm. Yeah, it was like a Rolodex in her mind. I got to the end, so I'm going Mike. Thank you, Dallas. Thank you. I appreciate it. P1 Stephanie. Hey, guys. She was going to give that to Mike and his girlfriend who are having problems, and why didn't she give them Mike's girlfriend's name for the greeting part? Oh, I wish we had her back. We should have asked that. And you know what? I messed up, too, because somebody suggested, like, I got to start saying to them, you can't... Non-transferable. You can't transfer this. Because last week, you're going to give it to somebody, and somebody tells you, your name's already on the card. I already have your name. Who's the other person's name? You're not going to give the other person's name and leave your name on the card if he's in that room with some other chick. Well, yeah, and when they go to check in, it's like, you know, you won the prize. Mike didn't win the prize. You're a real hooker. Where the hell are you going to go with that one? You can tell them, girl. That's what I'm saying. Thank you for the call. All right, you guys have a good one. How about God, Mom? Wow.
That's going to be a great Thanksgiving. Hey, can we try to get John on the phone tomorrow or today? I can call Trish and see if she'll get him on. Dude, because if she's been telling him this for years and he's not hearing it, he may not be hearing this either. Yeah. She may be able to weasel her way out of this one. That wouldn't surprise me at all. That's brutal. That's brutal. Five, three. World in ten words or less, huh? Uh, oh, wow. My wife would tell you it's the remote control. Whatever your world is about, AT&T can deliver it. Experience TV like never before with digital TV from AT&T. With more HD channels than cable, you can watch your favorite sports, movies, and more, all in breathtaking high definition. Whatever you like to watch in HD, there really is something for everyone. Sign up today for digital TV from AT&T and get a whole year of HD programming free. Visit att.com or stop by a store.
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Because it really is cool. How did this turn into things we've just discovered into forcing stuff on Skye? Because it's something you could discover as well. I don't think she'd like it. Dude. Why would you say that? Why would you say that? So that was from yesterday. Yeah. And Skye doesn't like to try new things. Not at all. She doesn't? I'm not feeling very well. Get out of here. And she's never had a lot of different things. Right. and one thing that she had never had was fish tacos. Ralph Rubio himself had to come in here, and even then, she checked his ID. I thought you guys just pulled some Joe Schmo off the street. I was like, dude, tell her you're Ralph Rubio. I didn't believe him. So Ralph Rubio came in here. She liked the fish taco. Liked him a lot. So we said... Yeah, now I go and get the dollar fish tacos on Tuesday. Look at you. See, it's amazing. It's changed your life. Yeah, it's amazing. That's awesome. That's a great deal. And they're delicious. Fish taco for a dollar? She's doing it because it's cheap. Oh, boy. That's a great deal. Come on, but they're delicious, right? They're good. I did enjoy it, yes. So we told her, you got to try eggnog, and she's freaking out about it. No, I don't want to. And then Ashley... This is crossing a line of some sort. Ashley poisons the well. Totally.
Oh, I don't think she'll like it. Well, I don't personally like it. Well, because sometimes you guys will smoke, you know, like you're like, oh, it's really good. It's creamy. You'll like it. But I know Skye, and I don't think that she'll like it. We know Skye, too, and I think she will like it. I know that you know her, but sometimes you will maybe try to get her to do something. We're not trying to trick her. It's not like eggnog is. I've never tried to get Sky to try something that I know is gross. This isn't Bizarre Foods with Sky. This is eggnog, something that everybody likes. Not everybody. Most people. What far off land is eggnog from? The North Pole. Now, I want you to know that what you're going to taste is sweet. For me, even though it's non-alcoholic, It always tastes like it has booze in it. It's sweet. It's got a little cinnamon-y spice. Cinnamon-y, nutmeg-y. Oh, no. Cinnamon and nutmeg? Cinnamon and nutmeg are almost the same thing. They're different. They're totally different. I like cinnamon. I don't care for nutmeg.
Remember when Lou Bush made that, like, sweet potato something? And I was like, yeah. It doesn't taste like pumpkin pie, okay? Yeah, I don't like pumpkin pie. I don't like nutmeg. Yes. Go get the eggnog. Do we have a cup? A very small one. Hey, Oatsy. Like a little cup. And the pictures. Like a thimble. Nice big glass. Get a thimble. Pictures, Oats. You got a cup. She freaks out. Well, I don't think. Something so simple. It's not like we're telling you to try balut. I mean, this is eggnog. I could give two rips what you guys eat. I don't understand why you're always up in my junk about what I eat. I'll explain it. Please. The reason that we care what you eat is because, in general, all of us, we try everything. Well, that's nice for you. And it really makes people feel good. When they get people to try new stuff and they like it, it's like a cool feeling. I'm happy. That's fine, Rob. Jeez. Whoa, slow down. Yeah, I'm just taking a sip, bro. I'm happy that she likes fish tacos now. Like, that makes me happy. Yeah. All right, he's handing her the cup. What? Turn the lights on. Watch. Even when you smell it, you'll think, oh, it smells good. It smells good. Hey, I got to show you something because I was looking at your pictures and some of them were all messy, blurry. It's always going to be an auto-auto. Okay, cool. What did she do?
She's reading the ingredients of the carton. I don't like any of this. What are you talking about? Well, we have dairy in three different forms in here, which is not cool. We have artificial flavors in here and artificial coloring. You're eating jack-in-the-box right now. That doesn't have artificial flavors or coloring in it. How do you know that? It probably has worse stuff. No. Probably has trans fats, but that's it. Skye, you're not going to become hyperactive. Dude, you're trying to pollute my body. Get goldfish on the line. I think even Mary Lou Henner has eggnog from time to time. Call Goldschlager. Dr. Goldschlager. His name is not Feingold. Can you please? All right, Skye. Take a sip. This smells so good. Wait, Skye, listen to me. Oh, yeah. Oh, what do you mean? You know what that reminds me of? It reminds me of like there's a certain like candy kind of fruit cakey candy that you see around the holidays. What is she talking about? And that's exactly what it smells like. And I hate those. I don't know what she's talking about. I bite into those candies and I spit them out. There's a holiday candy that you only see around holiday time.
And I know what she's talking about. Sometimes they'll be in the seize box and you'll bite into it and it'll have like nuts and little chunks of fruit and crap in there. And I always spit at that. Now, Skye. Now, Skye. Just listen. This is dramatic. I don't want to do this. I know, but Skye. But Skye, I just got to ask you. To please, just for this. Have an open mind. Like, if you don't like it, fine. I am cool. You're opposite of cool. But try to have an open mind. Like, go into it thinking, hey, I might like this. Well, I went into it, giving it a smell. Immediately smells like something I hate. Okay. Okay. Oh, hello. Almost spilled it all over. It's delicious. Go on. Is it time? Yes. You guys remember this. I'm going to say you don't like it immediately. Put it on the record that Skye is being cool and doing this. Wait a minute. Skye was not being cool. Am I about to do it? Skye, yesterday in the office was the opposite of Skye being cool. Hey, you're kicking and screaming. But being not cool is not doing it. No, no. Here's Skye being cool. Oh, okay. I'll try it. What the heck? Yes, that would be me. Now, wait, Skye. Thank you. Now, this is what you can't do. You can't do the thing where you just...
Put it on your lips and go. He is right. Like you have to taste it. And you know that it's got a little consistency. So it's a little bit thick. That's eggnog. Okay. Okay. I will take a sip. I'm not going to take a gulp. I will take a sip. Okay. Sip. Oh my God. You know what to do. I know what to do. Okay. But we know you too. You'll be like, touch it to your lips and be like, there it was. Yeah. Okay. I tried it. Take a drink. It tastes good. Okay. I'm good. She's already psyching herself out. Leave me alone. How can anything taste good like that? I know. Well, I've already smelled. What do you want? Come on. It smells like ass. Yeah. It doesn't. Sweet, creamy, delicious. Oh, stop saying creamy. That just grossed me out. It's a milkshake. Think of that. Please. Let her do it. A little decorum here. I know, dude. I know. I hate this. You can't just touch it to your lips. That was not a sip. No, thank you. Told you. Tastes like those candies. Tastes exactly like those crappy ass candies. What candies are you? Mike knows what I'm talking about. I know what you're talking about because of the smell, but I can't picture them. I want you to bring them in so I can see what you're talking about. Taste it again. You have to taste things twice. No, I don't. Why do I taste it twice? Now wait, now tell me. Was it...
not unpleasant completely unpleasant like oh that was foul like where are you no no it's not foul like i can definitely see that there are people who like it because there are people who like those stupid candies you know um but but for me no thank you oh what what did you think that the flavor was like besides the candy um like yeah it reminds me of like like i don't i've never had a fruit cake but it reminds me of like what fruit cake would be I don't know if that makes sense. It's like that stupid candy. This girl. I'm going to find you that candy. Yes, you are. I'm going on it. Because I want to know what you're talking about. I'm going on the website right now. Eddie's so irritated. He's so irritated at her. What? Do you want me to lie to you? Oh, it's the best thing ever. Hey, listen. You tried it. Barely. P1 Daniel. Mikey, what's up? It's P1 Daniel. Wondering why Sky's being such a baby about drinking eggnog. I'm 30 years old as well. You know... grew up in the Bay Area and eggnog was everywhere, you know. I think it was everywhere in the United States. I don't know. Boston Rob is eating, you know, nasty fish. The guy's having a hard time with eggnog. That's how she is, dude. Well, no, thank you. I don't want to do that. I don't want him. Who cares? P1 Eddie. Yeah. What's up?
The guy on the Bizarre Food Show on the Travel Channel. The Rum Nougat. That is the one. Oh. The Rum Nougat. See what I mean about how even when it's non-alcoholic, it kind of tastes like it has booze in it? Right. That's what I mean. That's what it is. Yeah, I don't care for the Rum Nougat. But do enjoy rum. I don't like rum nougat either. There's no nougat. Skye, I don't like those candies and they creep me out too. They do. I take one bite, I'm just like you. I'm like, oh, what is that? Get that out of my mouth. Yes. That is rum nougat in a cup. Oh, come on, Skye. That's not fair. The Bizarre Foods guy on the Travel Channel who eats the worst foods on the planet says, Even if it tastes horrendous, you have to try things twice to get the full flavor of it. Oh, well, good for him. Wow. She's the best. She's not the best. I wish that you would try it just a little. Just take a taste. I did take a taste. You guys are such asses right now. I didn't want to do this in the first place. I agreed to do a sip. I took a sip.
Now that's not good enough. P1 Break Styles has a suggestion. Oh. Yeah, I was going to say, you guys should start a new bit. Normal foods with Sky. You have to. You're so funny. I love it. Next week, it's bologna. Oh, so awesome. That is not a normal food. Sky, you eat bologna? Gross. You ever had bologna? I've had bologna, yes, I've had. You ever had fried bologna? I've had what? Fried bologna. Stop it. I'm sure we could do it. I'm sure we could do normal foods. There's a billion things she's never tried before. No, thank you. No, thank you. No, I don't accept. Yeah, normal foods with Skye would be pretty awesome. No, this is so boring to everyone. It is not. Not at all. This is extremely boring. It's fascinating for whatever reason. No, it's not. A human being trying normal foods and having such a hard time with it. Okay, no means no. Come on. She should put it in her coffee if she drinks coffee. Yeah, maybe try eggnog and coffee. Good call. It's like a creamer. No, thank you. P1 Marcus has a suggestion. What's up, guys? Hey, Scott, you got to let it get all areas of your tongue to get the full flavor, so why don't you gargle it? Why don't you gargle it? Yeah, tell him. Sometimes you need to gargle it. Yeah. You gargle it. Wow. Fine. Nice.
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AIS will hook you up, man. If you have had that... They saved me over $500 a year. Yeah, that's fantastic, dude. Well, congratulations. All right, thank you. I'm glad we were able to help you. 1-800-777-4247. Easier way to remember the phone number, 1-800-777-4, the number 4, AIS. They will hook you up and they will save you money. That really moved me. It really moved me. Yes. K-I-O-Z, San Diego. Back to the Mikey Show, featuring Mikey. I put things off. I do like to put things off until the last minute. Eddie. I keep a log of my insults. That must be a pretty long log. That's what she said. Oh. Sky. I was growing weed when I was... Save that clip. Sean. I don't often drink milk, but when I do, I have to salt it. Boston Robb.
I got ideas, man. They're worth money. No. And Ashley. I don't know anything about that. Save that clip. Save that clip. You will save that clip. I will not. It's 9-0-9. A friend of O.J. Simpson's testified in court yesterday that O.J. wanted him to, quote, bring the heat when confronting two men. I have to admit it was a bit of an upset. The Indians, CeCe Sabathia, won the A.L. Cy Young Award beating Boston's Josh Beckett. Eddie called Trish to try to get her brother John's number to see if we can get John on the air, and she's not picking up probably because she's yelling at Samantha on the other line. I have no idea what's going on, but I know it's bad. So there that is. I'll try and do it off the air when we're done. Britney Spears, we found out what she tested positive for. Remember we said that she had a drug test. She tested positive for something. We didn't know what it was. Now we do. Amphetamines.
Did we find out what that means, Sean? Amphetamines? Yeah, I looked it up and it was like, it had a list of a lot of pharmaceuticals. One of which was methamphetamine and like phenylamphetamine. Nothing that you would recognize as a drug or an illegal drug. Yeah, I don't think that cocaine is classified as an amphetamine. Wouldn't they just list it as cocaine? She tested positive for cocaine. Yeah, exactly. The fact that if it was meth, you'd go, oh boy. That's like a $20 drug. She's already trailer enough. That would just be brutal. I feel bad for her. I feel bad for those kids. There's a few different directions. A few different directions I want to go in right now. I've got to decide. I don't want to read you this email that I got. I also want to... I also want to play these comments that were made by Ken Seeley. He's on the show Intervention on A&E. I believe Ken Seeley is one of the interventionists, right, Sean? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Here he is talking about Lindsay Lohan's community service at a blood bank, cut 16. Is community service at a blood bank what you would call strict punishment, or is this in a way really doing her a disservice?
Yeah, Brooke, this is a joke. What they're doing with her is giving the public the information that's not acceptable. They're telling everybody that it's okay to go out there and drink and drive and you could get away with doing community service. That's not acceptable. She needs to be accountable and serve the time that is necessary. You're supposed to serve for those type of breaking the laws. It's not acceptable. This guy said she's probably going to serve about 20 minutes. yeah in jail check in check out yeah because basically she was sentenced uh to four days for those uh DUIs she got But she already gets a day served for, you know, when the incident happened and she was taken into custody. She gets a day served for that. So that knocks it down to three. They say she can knock two days off by doing extra community service, which she's already started doing. So that only leaves one day. And they say, according to California law, she can turn herself in at like 1150 at night and then be eligible for release just after midnight. So she can basically serve like 15 minutes.
They expect her to do that probably right around Thanksgiving because everybody will be off for the holiday. It'll kind of fly under the radar. I am taking another step towards adulthood. This will be the first year that I do what some families do with their Christmas card that they send out. They send a holiday letter that tells you what the family's up to. Yeah, what's happened over the year. Doing that. Cool. So, just trying to figure out, you know, what I'm willing to reveal in the letter. Well, yeah. And who's writing the letter? I am. You are? Yeah. Okay. I'm a good writer. Oh, yeah. Professional writer. Yeah. But, you know, I think the letter would have a very different tone if you wrote it versus your wife writing it. My wife writes it. It'll be all about Jake and Mike's doing really good and I'm doing really good and there you go. I write it. Yeah.
Say, hey, I finally, you know, saw Dr. Rudolph about this ADD stuff. Oh, wait. He gave me something called Focalin. Now, for the first couple of weeks with the Focalin, I noticed some change, but then... Now, you've read those kind of letters before, right? I always think they're phony baloney. Well... Yeah. Yours is going to be very... Too much information. Well, I think you should, you know, you tell the good, you tell the bad, you know, you give the State of the Union. No reason to gloss over everything. I'll read that. I can't wait for that letter. One of the side effects of that focal end sometimes could be constipation, but one of the good things is that they... Probably don't need to put that in your holiday letter. Okay, fine. You know, we're doing something here on Friday called Winter Plugs All. And if you want to be involved, all you've got to do is go to the website, MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. If you are a singer, or as Ashley would say, a singer, all you need to do...
is go to MikeyShow.com and tell us that you want to come in here and be a part of Winter Plugs All. You'll come into the studio, you'll play an acoustic guitar and sing. Or you could have somebody come in and play the guitar for you while you sing. If you're in a band, you bring your guitar. It's just got to be acoustic guitar and the voice, and that's it. And we're talking original material, right? Original material. You don't do covers. You've got to do original material. And then we turn it over to the P1s and the P1 Text Army. People are allowed to text in who they like. And the winner gets to plug themselves in whatever way they want. Talk about a gig coming up. Give out a website. Give out their MySpace. Give out anything they want. That's cool. Great way to get noticed. It really is. And the people that we've had in are good. Yeah. So if you want to be on Winner Plugs All, just go to the website MikeyShow.com and get signed up. If you're not in that P1 text army, do that too. Text the word Mikey to 35253. 35253. 35253. 35253. It's eating me up whatever it was that Zeth wasn't saying earlier. That you were giving him the look for, Ash, and he wasn't saying whatever it was. I'm sorry. About their phone call? Yeah. About the phone call? Yeah. Mm-hmm. And they both acted like... Ask him. What is it, dude? Say it on the air. It was some girl problem I've been having with some chick that I've been hanging out with a lot. Oh. I know nothing about his love life. Zed's dead, baby. I thought he was gay.
I honestly did. You thought Zed was gay? I honestly did. I did not think Zed was gay. He's not cool, Eddie. I thought that he was asexual. He was a memosexual. Yeah, he's a memosexual, right? That's a good one. Rob is like one of his best friends. I couldn't even tell you, honestly. You don't know about his love life either? I mean, I kind of get like a little info here and there. Oh, come on. You know everything about it. Why would he say he doesn't know? You know. I promise you I don't. You really don't? Yeah, dude. You're like one of his best friends. I kind of feel bad about that now that you're bringing it up on the air. Why does he not know about your love life? I don't know. You guys are close. Yeah, we are. That's crazy. I just break his balls about everything. That's true. Question. Yeah. Do you guys have one of those relationships? You and Rob? Uh-huh.
Where he like does all the talking and you are the listener. A lot of the time, yeah. Wow. Yeah. Rob readily admits it. Yeah, I like it. Hey, you guys know Rob. He's sort of my, he's my muse. Well, then there will be times I'll kind of ask him about like, you know, what's going on with this chick or what happened with that. And then I find myself just kind of breaking his balls about it. And I do feel bad, but I'm doing it out of like. Give me an example. Like, how would that sound? Hmm. I'm trying to think. The last time I can remember doing it was about booboo. The last time I asked Seth how he was doing and actually asked him about his personal life. Oh, no. Trying to... Hmm, never did. I mean, I can't give you an example. Well, listen, he admitted it. He admitted it. I don't care. That's what I said. He admitted it. He doesn't really ask Seth about his life. What am I, his therapist? Call him up. Hey, buddy. How is today going? He listens to you. You tell him stuff. He knows what's happening in his friend's life. Yeah.
What, are we in a book club over here? No. What, I'm supposed, well, okay, let me share my feelings. I tell him to share your voice. I'm not going to sit there and date. Let's have some group therapy. I know, let's reflect. Poor guy, nobody knows his story. Except who, Ash? Ashley, yeah. So you talk to the meanest person on the planet you're sharing your feelings with? I think that's how she's able to do it. Honestly, I think that's how she's able to beat him up so bad. Because she's his confidant. What's he going to do? Complain? If he does, he loses his therapist. He loses his friend. He loses a whole thing. She got him right where she wants him. So you were calling her yesterday. Right. And what's the sitch? Okay. The reason that she knows so much about this situation. Is because... Yeah, tell me, dog. What's this bitch? Put him on blast. Yeah, let me put you on blast. Yeah, blast him out. So what is it? She knows so much because the girl we're talking about here is actually a friend of both of ours and she works in the building. It's a friend of both of yours. Yeah, yeah. Can we say? Can we say? Rather not say the name. You don't want to say a name? No. What's the name? What's the name start with?
That's way too obvious, dude. It is? Yeah. Is her name just B? No. But you'll get it if... Yeah. Man, I actually want to know so bad. I know who it is, too. Can you tell me... She works... Well, yeah, why? Go ahead. She works in that direction. Well, there's only one... Yeah. Exactly. ...show that works in that direction. Think about it. Yep. I can't say the show. I won't say the person, but I can't say the show that the person works on? Say the show. Go ahead. Jeff and Jer. Oh! Is it Tommy? You're dating Tommy, bro? Are you dating Tommy? Eddie, you were right. There's only a few chicks involved. You can do better. Thanks, Eddie. There's only a few chicks involved with the show. Yeah. So, how long have you been going out? Not going out. We've just been spending a lot of time together. Probably the past couple weeks. Basically, like, every day. Every day? Yeah. Check it back! Wow. What's the problem?
Well, weird story. Not really weird, but it sucks. We all hung out this past weekend, a couple days ago, and Ashley was there, and she was there, and a couple other people. And she lost her cell phone. This girl we're talking about. Yeah, this girl we're talking about. Let's call her Alice. Okay? Odd. Alright, so Alice lost her cell phone. Alice. She lost her cell phone. Was Rob there? No, Rob wasn't there. He was wine tasting. Oh, yeah. Why weren't we all? It's a society. You idiot. So she loses her phone. It's missing for a couple days, and it turns up in Ashley's friend's car. So Ashley goes, takes the phone over to her house, like unannounced, goes over there, and she's over there with some guy just chilling out on the couch. Well, there's nothing wrong with that. You guys aren't boyfriend and girlfriend, right? Right. Not even really dating, right? Yeah, not even dating. Yeah. They hang out. Yeah.
But, I mean, you could be with a girl on your couch and there's nothing wrong with that. I don't have a couch. I'm homeless. All right. You could be on the railroad track. All right, little Lord Fulton Roy situation. Fulton Roy. But you can get held down, kind of, you know. It sucks. It sucks if she tells him about it. I wouldn't tell him. Why would you just want to hurt his feelings? It's not like she's cheating, so why share the information? I guess that's a question for Ashley, and I ain't about to ask that question. Ask me whatever you want. Sky, you ask. No, thank you. Sky, you ask. Sky, ask me whatever you want. It's Mike's question. I don't have a question. I'll do it. How do you do it? Wow. Hey, Ashley. Hello, buddy. So I just got a real quick question. Yeah, what's up? Why would you... What? Hey. Careful, bro. Careful, bro. Think about it. I don't want to do it. Okay. What? What's up? Hey, listen. Rob, are you willing to ask Ashley why she would tell him something that would deliberately hurt him even though nothing wrong was going on? Okay. Go ahead. Careful, guy. What's up, Robbie? Stand up, though, Rob. I just did. Maybe I don't want to go. Where are my midgets? So, why do you want to hurt Zeth? Is he crazy?
I'm getting right in there, right to the point. Hey, Chuck Liddell, you can sit back down, all right? You got him there. Hey, Zest. What's up? Um, honestly, would you have preferred that I tell you something like that or not? Oh, the bully voice. Oh, now it's, see, so the ball's in your court now. Way to go, Zest. She's not responsible for telling you, but what do you want? It takes brass balls. Like, why is this my fault? It's not your fault. I'm just saying, why would you tell him? I mean, the guy's not, she's not, like, committed to him. They're not, like, even dating, he says. But I didn't tell him in a way that I was, like, trying to start drama. What did you say? I said I went over there to pick up the phone, and, like, I was like, yeah, she was hanging out with a guy. And Seth was like, what guy? You know. You know. And I'm like, just some guy. He was on one couch. She was on the other. I'm not asking. That's fine. That's cool. I'm not asking anything. Rob, why don't you ask her? But she knows that he likes her. Why would you tell him that? Well, he needs... to buck up and realize that if he's not in an exclusive relationship, it's not a big deal. And that's what I told him. Is he his life coach? Like, what is... Jesus, Anthony, Ashley Robbins. I'm not his life coach.
She's so mean. That's not even what I'm saying. So mean. At least now he's in the know that she was hanging out with another dude. Hey, listen. I just, I don't know. He was just like really good looking. I don't know. The guy. I'm just, I don't. I mean, they were making eyes at each other, but you know, no big deal. Whatever. She looked totally into him. He smelled good. If you talk to her again, ask what cologne he was wearing. Yeah, I mean, I would. I would have gone for it. It smelled good. Question. He was handsome and smelled good. You think this is abuse? You look rich. I don't know. I could be wrong. I don't know because his gold jewelry was shining my eyes. Can I ask a question? The glare of his Porsche was bothering me. Yeah.
That's the only reason I told him because I came over and I was like, ah, my eyes are burning. And Seth was like, what happened? I was like, oh, I went over to Alice's house. And there was this super hot guy there and his Porsche and his money was like burning my eyes. And I could smell his own home all over. Wow. Can I ask a freaking question? Oh, no. It wasn't me. Too far, Mike. Too far, Mike. It was Mike. Too far, Mike. It wasn't. Sky IM'd it to me. I did not. Eddie, don't sit in that corner. Eddie has what he calls the Ashley blind spot. The safe chair. It's the safe chair and it's in Ashley's blind spot. Mikey, can I just ask you a question? But don't ask me. Ask Rob. No, I want to ask you. I didn't do it. Fine, Rob. Wait a minute, Mike. Who am I at fault for mentioning casually to Zeth that when I went over to her house to drop off the phone, she had a guy friend over. How am I...
I am the wrong for telling him that when we hung out with her and a different guy together two nights prior. Rob, you have an obligation to answer that question. Can I be honest? You have the floor. I'm going to be honest with you. I could see how it could hurt him, but at the same time, I'm glad you let him know. Like, exactly. Why, why, why, why, why? Maybe there's something I'm missing. Is that messed up? Thank you, Rob. Is that messed up that I think that? I'll tell you what's going on. I love you, Rob. They're young. It's drama. That's what they do. With us, as older folk, we would say, well, you know what? Let it play out. They'll figure it out for themselves. They need to learn. But them, they like the drama. That's so not true. It is 100% true. Did you hear what I just said, though? I did. I have ears. So how is it me going, You know exactly what you were doing. Unless you think... Wait, wait, wait. Unless you think this. Unless you think, actually, Mikey, I want him to know. Like, I actually want him to know. It's not a matter of me casually mentioning it. It's not a matter of anything else, but I actually want him to know. And the reason I want him to know is because I think Alice is leading him on or blah, blah, blah. Something like that.
In which case I go, oh, okay, I didn't realize. No, you said initially that you don't think I should ever, ever have told him. Talk me into it. You can talk me into it. Maybe there's a circumstance. Can I help out? Because I don't even want to really get into it, so it's fine. But I do know this much that Seth absolutely would have preferred to hear that happening. And I'm being a good friend to him because he's, you know, my boy. I hate to interrupt. Have you noticed that there's a particular silence going on? It's deafening. In the room? That is true. That is true. Sean, you get that? I'm going deaf from it. It's deaf. Wait, what was that? This guy has been silent. Completely. Like, not one word. Keep line one. Keep line one. Not one word. Which is, something's wrong. I know, but Eddie, what do you think is going on? She agrees with them? I honestly... God says she agrees with them. I honestly don't know because... She has a more mature sense about her. So I would think she would kind of get what we're talking about. But the silence makes me wonder. I don't know. And I can't read her right now. I'll tell you. We'll ask Sky. I don't know. I can't read her.
Skye, is it that you don't want to say what you think? You don't want to get involved? Like, what's going on? Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of opinions already out there. I don't think I would add anything to this, and I'd rather not. You've never held back with a lot of opinions before. You don't care if there's a billion opinions out there. Yours is going to be heard. Well, I'm good. I'm good right now. Oh, no. Mike, what's going on? I don't know. I think the eggnog changed me. I'm a changed woman. She's skynogged. I've been skynogged. Hey, what? Yeah, what are you doing, Ashley? Nothing. You're doing something on your computer. What are you doing? Are you IMing Rob? You just looked at Rob. Yes. Did she just IM you? No, I didn't. I wasn't doing anything. Were you IMing Zeth? No. Were you answering an email? Was she IMing you? Yes, she was. God! Oh, no. You lie liar. Uh-oh. Oh, she's doing what she usually does. She's pressuring. And by the way, because I've come over here, he's going to get in trouble. Somehow. Like, you guys know it, right? Like, somehow he'll be in trouble because I'm coming over here to read the IM.
What just happened? Are you guys okay? So she types to Zeth. Which, by the way, he's done nothing. He hasn't said anything. He's just sitting there. She types to Zeth. OMG. So it's my fault? Capital M-Y. Why would she send that to Zeth? Then she says, this is so stupid. He says, no, I'm glad you told me, and I'll tell them that once I get a chance. She says, okay. Then it goes on a little longer, and she says, speak the F up. Then a smiley winky face. Then I love you. Then I'm checked out of this. Then done. Whatever. I can't take it anymore. Whatever. What? Whatever. You're checked out of it. Like, people can't have opinions, dude. Sorry we disagree with you. Sorry. Like, we have opinions. No, and that's fine. And I even told you. I even told you. I even told you. Well, dude, you're not talking about it on the air. You're checked out. It's not my business to you. Speak the F up. Blah, blah, blah. It's not your business to say anything to them in the first place. So give your opinions. No, it's not my business to say anything about it on the air right now. I'm mad.
Because you're doing what I tell you not to do, first of all. Which is typing on the computer while we're trying to have you on the air. Which I told you about a million times. And you're talking to him. But sometimes we do that. When we're doing work. No, no, no. Sometimes we do the I am thing when we're fighting and then we read them on the air. Oh, that's what that was? No, but we've done that before. We've done that in the past, so why are you mad at me for doing that now? That was so that I would read it on the air. No, I said we've done that before in the past. Let me tell you what I'm mad about. What? I'm mad about you checking out. No, I meant like I'm not going to try to fight my case anymore on the air. That's what I meant. I didn't mean I'm really checked out. Well, I read I'm checked out. Then I read done. Like I'm not going to keep trying to explain myself on the air. That's all that I meant. That's all that I meant. Give me a break. Okay. I want to know your opinion. I'm dying to know your opinion, Sky. I don't think... I don't really... If you disagree with us, it's fine. I don't care if you disagree with us. I mean, to be 100% honest, I see all sides. Like, really, I see all sides. I do see that it's kind of a young thing to do. Like, exactly like you guys said. Kind of, you know, a little drama all up in everybody's business. But then at the same time, if Zeth is in this...
place with this girl and i'm kind of making a leap here because i don't know i'm not in the loop in this story but if zeth is in this place with this girl where he's kind of trying to figure out hey is she into me is she just kind of playing in the field like where am i at you know i i think as zeth even said himself that he was happy to gain that knowledge that's fine you know that is fine here's the deal so i don't know anything i don't know anything about the relationship if it's a situation where alice is, like, mean and bad to Zeth, just be up front and say, hey, listen, so that you're not being led on, if that's the point of it. The whole concept, though, of this, like, oh, well, I just happened to mention it in passing. You know what you're doing. Is that, like, is there something up with that? Like, is that bad? Like, come on. Give me a break. P1 Eddie is on the line. Go ahead.
Hey, what's up, Mikey? It sounds like you already mentioned what I was going to say. I was just going to say maybe Ashley was saying that so he didn't get hurt because it sounds like he was kind of going down the road of... That's fine. Just say that. It's the pretending that that's not what's going on. And I guess I'm not allowed to say that. Like if I say she got all mad at me, I guess I'm not allowed to say that. She's checked out now. But... According to her, not checked out. Sorry. Just on the computer. The Mikey Show continues. Thank you for being big enough to laugh at yourself this morning. You can't smell it on my breath. It doesn't make me stumble around or pass out. But it gives me a tremendous buzz. I'm talking about gambling. I loved the action and I thought I could win it all back. In the end, I lost more than money. I hurt everyone who cared about me. If the funds become something that's hurting you or your family. Get help. Call 1-800-GAMBLER. That's 1-800-GAMBLER. A message from the California Office of Problem Gambling. When was the last time you went shopping and got cash back? At Mossy Nissan, you pick the car, you keep the cash.
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Mikey, one of you has to call Ashley out because the reason she told Zeth might be because she has feelings for him. Here we go. I do not agree with that. I do not believe that she has feelings for him. This is the worst. Is there any chance he has feelings for her, though? No. I don't believe so. Unless he's a masochist. Can you imagine if right now Zeth was like, actually, guys. Wouldn't surprise. The subject of the email is try twice. Mikey, as a general rule of thumb, you have to try most things twice before a legitimate decision of liking and disliking it can be formed. First try can often be a shock, so you get an exaggerated experience.
This is true of things you really like the first time through, too, as it might be circumstance to some extent, and the next time you try it, maybe a worse experience. It's true. It's in relation to Sky and the Eggnog. Yeah, whatever. Mikey hate to break it to Sky, but all fast food hires chemical companies from New Jersey to formulate their taste. That's why a Big Mac tastes the same at every McDonald's, and every Jumbo Jack tastes the same at every Jack in the Box. You're tasting a patented set of chemicals that fast food products places pay very good money to get. P1 Traveler. This guy, you may have some sort of ADD problem before the show is over. Oh, no. From eating that stuff. Old Goldfinger. Fine Gold, and he's dead. Fine Gold died. Oh, yeah, so we can't call him Sean. When was it, like over the weekend? No, I told you guys this. He died a while ago, like in the 90s or something.
He was in his 90s? No, like in the 1990s. He was in his 90s, I think, when he came up with the whole... Oh, shut your mouth. With the whole thing, you know? It's garbage! My gosh. Whatever, you guys all suck. Thank you. I second it. Uncalled for. Pam Anderson is serving a vegetarian Thanksgiving dinner to the homeless. They're going to say no thank you. I haven't eaten in days, and I'm good. All past. Isn't that kind of a mean thing to do? Homeless people don't want vegetarian food. They want to eat turkey. You're a real hooker. That's brutal. So the event is sponsored by PETA, of course, and it'll be this veggie stuffed faux turkey that will come with wild rice and cranberries. That's gross. Just give them the meat. They want the meat.
You don't know. Really? Those vegetarian homeless people out there? Yeah. Oh, you know. C-mail reads, Dear Mikey, why won't Sky try new things? I try a new meal almost every day. Some I like, some I don't. But come on, Sky, try new food. Warmly, Jeffrey Dahmer. Oh! That one made Ash want to laugh, but she still wants me mad, so she's not going to give us a smile. Well, she's checked out. I'm not mad at all. You're mad at me. You are mad at me. I'm not mad at all. Ash, can you hear me? You're mad at me right now. That's why I'm not talking. I want to be on my best behavior. I do not want to fight with you. Why you got to put her on blast? I do not want to fight with you, so I'm not going to say anything. When you blast off. Ashley, what's the sitch? Talk to me, dog. I'm not mad at you. You're mad at me. So, you know, I don't want you to say. Why are you tripping, dog? I'm not tripping. You are tripping. You're mad at me. I love you. I do not want to fight you. Pop a collar, okay? It doesn't even apply. It doesn't make sense. Well, just trip back, you know, because... You just made that up. Jessica...
Alba apparently really has a crush on Johnny Depp. Oh, no. Now, I have an opinion about this. Sometimes celebrities will do this, where they, you know, and I believe it's like really real, and it screams a little bit of desperation. I think she wants it to be out there so that he knows it, even though the guy's, I think he's married. He has a longtime companion that he has children with. I don't know if they're officially married. I think celebrities do this. They're putting it out there. I really believe they're putting it out there. I want you to know it just in case you might want to hook up. Yeah, because when I read this this morning, I was kind of... weirded out because you know for me to go on and say i have a crush on johnny depp well that doesn't matter you know like he could give two rips you know but the only people that recognize my celebrity are people at bonds shut up oh but jessica alba johnny depp probably wouldn't notice people that i call for reservation yeah shut up so but with jessica alba like this could potentially get locally locally i could do i'm huge yes locally i'm
For instance. No one cares about Skye. If I wanted to perhaps say, put it out there that I think C.S. Keys is the bee's knees. C.S. Keys. I've got a little crush on C.S. Yeah, I say, hey, that C.S. sure is hot and black. What? I just throw it out there, you know? And then, and then, and I'm just saying it, that's all. And then maybe it gets back to old C.S. And then a little ring-a-ding-ding, and a couple seconds later... Oh, yes. How on earth did you hear about that? I'm just saying it's different from an everyday chick saying something to a celebrity. I did say that. Yes, I did. I was just joking around, but what's going on? Yeah. I better get my popcorn ready. That's right. No, Larry Hamill, I didn't talk about you. He just lost his house. How would you go there, man? No. Oh, no. Oh. Oh. Great. So Jessica Alba crushed Johnny Depp. There's the story. What did you say, honey? Well, this went well. Thank you. I don't know. I don't know that it did. No, man. It didn't. Ryan Felipe was such a wreck after the divorce with Reese Witherspoon that he couldn't eat. He was vomiting. He was...
Let me tell you. Honestly, I've heard this. They say, and people that have been through a divorce, you probably know this, but they say that the two worst pains on Earth are losing a child or a divorce. They say those are the two worst pains. I've heard that, definitely. You've heard that too? Oh yeah, yeah. It's like a known thing. Yeah, because it's like, you know, a life is ending when you get a divorce. A life as you knew it is basically over. Which is crazy when you think about it. There's lots of other pains, too. Well, I mean, there's pain of, like, losing a loved one, but they say it doesn't compare. Yeah, there's more than that, though. I think he's talking about weird stuff, Mike. I do, too. What do you mean? So, the quote from Ryan Felipe is, quote, After the divorce, I was a physical wreck. I wanted to die. I was ready to kill myself. I was not taking care of myself at all. I would wake up and cry and vomit.
That's audio of him waking up. Oh, wow. It's sad when you think about it. And when you hear it, it's sad. There's Ryan. Again? That's every morning when he would wake up. What he did was he started taping it so that he would remember later. Later, he would remember. He would be able to appreciate life more in the future. Oh! Wow. Tough times. It's the first time that sound effects ever made me laugh. That's the first time ever in the history of my life that that's ever made me laugh. Yes. And then Rosie O'Donnell called the cops on Diddy. So anyway, testimony goodbye. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell. Oh my gosh. Yeah, well. Wait a minute. What? Eddie just sent me an instant message. Oh, no. What? Southwest Airlines passenger Kyla Ebert takes it all off for Playboy.com. Shut up. Who called that? Somebody called that. Eddie, call her. It was you. Get her on the phone. I want to see if she'll tell us how much that's worth. What? How much money would it cost to get her to take her clothes off like that? $100,000. I think $100,000. It's not even the magazine, though. It's Playboy.com. Oh, that's right. .com.
So that's different. Yeah, it's a lot different. $25,000? Do you think? Do you think it's $25,000? Because it was a national story. I mean, what happened to her? Didn't we ask her about that, and she said no, she wouldn't be into that? Right. We've got to get her on the phone. We still have her number, don't we? Yeah, yeah. We've got to call her. Yeah, and we've got to hear that tape to hear what her answer was, because we did talk to her about that. I could have sworn we asked her about that. I'm sure we did. Oh, my gosh. Let's see. Class action lawsuit has been filed against the Hannah Montana fan club, finally. Finally they're cracking down on that. Finally cracking down on that thing. Yeah. Turns out they're using that thing to funnel heroin into the United States. No, no. Well, I didn't read that. Yeah, so it's the Miley Cyrus fan club. Miley Cyrus, of course, is Hannah Montana. And you've got to pay $30, I believe it's annually, to join the fan club.
And a lot of people joined because, according to them, they were told that if they were part of the fan club, they would get special access to her concert tickets. Well, there weren't enough concert tickets to go around. And so these people are pissed because they believe by paying their $30 that they were going to be promised tickets for purchase. And so they filed a class action lawsuit. Of course, the website says that there was never any guarantee that everyone would be getting tickets. Hmm. Subject is Zeth. Oh, no. Finn's dead, baby. Out already. Hey, Mikey, I've been a P1 for many years, and I have to know, does Zeth have a girlfriend? I know that he's quiet, but I love it when he talks and contributes to the show. If you could let me know, I'd really appreciate it. Thanks, Mikey. Signed, P1 Christina. Is this the same Christina that was holding on the phone, Rob? I don't believe so. Love connection. Hello, Zed. How about that, Zed? You got a fan? I heard Christina wrote that email with a dude sitting on her couch. No. No.
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Well, we're calling ourselves KIOZ San Diego. We are? Yeah, it is KIOZ San Diego. KIO! KIO! KIO! KIO! Before we went to break, ladies and gentlemen, we were saying that we found out... Where's my press release? Where is my press release? Release it! My press release says, too sexy Southwest Airline passenger Kyla Ebert bears all for Playboy.com. She's on the phone. Send me the link. Kyla. Hey, guys. How are you? How are you doing? Good. It's good to have you back on the show. Yeah, thanks for having me. Okay, now wait a minute. Now, we just got this news, and the immediate press release comes from Playboy headquarters in Chicago. Right. And so when did they get a hold of you and say, can you do this? A few weeks after I started doing interviews, my attorney was contacted by Playboy. And then I heard about it through him and just decided it was something I wanted to do. So I went through with it. Why the website, not the magazine? Basically just time. It's a lot easier. You know, I just took the pictures a week ago.
So for them to get up on the website first and then lead to a magazine is kind of what we're thinking. But the website first, for sure. How much is something like this worth? How much were they paying you for this? That's funny. I was sent something from Playboy, and that's the only question I'm not supposed to answer. I can tell you, though, we worked something generous. We worked it out. Are you allowed to say if it's over or under? Is it over? I'm going to say it's under a million. It's over 50 bucks. It was a lot of room in between. So 25,000. One giggle for yes, two for no. Kyla, where are you right now? In LA. I'm actually driving around looking for parking for my attorney's office. I just left the Playboy radio about an hour ago. Oh, wow. She's only 23 years old. Uh, Now, why are you doing this? Well, it's two reasons. I never did get the apology that I was asking for from Southwest, so I figured I would just seize the opportunities that came from it. Playboy's very classy. It was very tastely done. It was a really exciting experience, and it's probably something that, you know, when I'm older, I'll look back and go, damn, I looked like that. It was fun. Was this a topless pictorial or a nude pictorial?
Both. A little of both. It'll be up on Playboy.com tomorrow. I'm not sure how many pictures you can see for free, but you can join the Cyber Club and you can see all of them. I haven't even seen any of them yet, so I'm looking forward to it. Wow. And how does your boyfriend feel about this? Because last time we talked to you, you had a boyfriend. Yeah, you know, it's funny. He's sitting right next to me. I think he has mixed feelings about it. proud of me and he's excited for me but at the same time everyone's gonna see his girlfriend naked yeah so i think it's i think it's mixed feelings but yeah he's been really supportive that's cool what about mom you know that's the funny part my mom and my grandmother were like pushing me really hard do it do it so i have a really open family and we don't we're not very liberal i mean we're not very conservative we're pretty liberal so awesome yeah what about dad Yeah, my dad's the only one who, you know, that's his baby. And I have a one-year-old sister who my dad has. So I think it's, my dad was definitely the least for it, for sure. Did he flat out say to you, I don't want you to do this? Oh, no. He told me to do it. He just told me to make sure. He was kind of anti-full nude. You know, he has a lot of friends who are single and still look at Playboy, and it's weird. It's weird for him. But, you know, no one ever told me not to do it.
Yeah, I think that's the story of every girl that's ever been in Playboy says that their dad says that. Yeah, you know, he's protective, and he's supposed to be, so I would have expected nothing less, really. P1 Christina is calling in, has a question. What's your question, Christina? Yeah, I guess I'm just confused. Like, she got mad at the airlines about the way she looks, and it kind of seemed to... seemed to me like a pride thing which is great because you know i'm all about women pride and all that stuff and then she goes and poses nude i don't i don't really get that the difference and i actually addressed that in an interview last night um the difference was that this was my choice and this was um something that i decided to do on my own and it was empowering and it was beautiful and it was tastefully done and i wasn't humiliated in front of a bunch of people whereas when i flew on the plane that day i was wearing an outfit that i thought was fine. You know, I walked down the street and then I walked to the airport and no one said anything. And I was put in front of people and scrutinized and humiliated. And that's where the difference was. One was my choice and one was definitely not. Naked? I mean, that's not humiliating? To be naked? Aren't you naked every morning when you shower? Not in front of everybody, not to the public. Like, it just seems to me to be kind of... No, I mean, maybe I'm not in the norm, but...
No, to me, being naked is not humiliating. I mean, I'm 23. I'm probably in the best shape I'll ever be in in my life. It's humiliating when I'm naked. I'll admit it. I'll admit it. It's mortifying when I'm naked. When you look like you, Kyla, it's not humiliating. When you look like us, yeah. I don't like to be naked. I understand her comment, though. Yeah, you know, I mean, you can't please everybody. Hey, listen, everybody knows where I stand. Christian sensibilities. I'm not supposed to look at that stuff, but, you know, everybody's got their thing, and I'm not good-looking naked. Okay. So, that's me. All right, Kyla. Kyla is, she became famous for this incident with Southwest Airlines and getting on the airlines, and they scrutinized her. I didn't think she was wearing anything inappropriate, but, you know, there you go. Kyla Everett, she's a real sweet girl. I think you're a sweet person, Kyla. Thank you very much. And thanks again for having me on. You got it. Love you. All right, Kyla. Have a good day. We'll talk to you later. Bye. That's Kyla Ebert. I just hope this isn't all too good to be true, hee hee. Mikey, worst pain in the world, second degree sunburn. It was an email, you know, because we were saying the worst pain in the world, either losing a child or... Oh! Who was that for? Divorce. Who was that signed by? Bye. It was actually sent by a cell phone.
Wow. I think we were talking about emotional pain. By the way, Rob rushed. I'm sure he did. I'm sure he did. You haven't heard anything from him all day. He gets that. He came in during the break and he blew that door open and rushed this email over. Good job, B. Not good job, B. Hey, Mikey, I'm glad to hear Skye is going to try eggnog. It's so irritating when people like her refuse to try things that are obviously good and that most people enjoy. Come on, Skye, quit being such a baby. Happy holidays, Mikey's wife. I don't think she wants that. You should throw that one. Yeah, that one's probably not. That's garbage. It's probably not really from her. I doubt it. It's a fake. Why even dignify it? It's garbage. Right. Shouldn't dignify it with a response or reading it on the air. Well, you already did. You shouldn't read it at all. You already did. So I will not read it twice. Yeah, you take it back. That's all I'm saying. Pac-Man Jones accepted a plea deal to avoid jail time. Also dropped his NFL suspension appeal. Well, that's a good thing he did that because he might have won that appeal.
Yeah, this was all with that shooting incident in Las Vegas, you know, where the three people were wounded, and he copped a plea deal, and he's not going to have to do any jail time. Here are the people that are in the news today in sports. Stephon Marbury, Pac-Man Jones, CeCe Sabathia, Mariano Rivera. Richard Williams. Which is so crazy, because those are all future boys' names that we are considering. Really? CeCe Sabathia. Is one of them. C.C. Sabathia is a very popular boy's name right now. It's like the It name. If we're ever to have another boy. Mariano is another big one. Pac-Man is one that I think a lot of people consider. And Stefan. These are all very popular boy names right now. It's going to be great. Yeah, and Ricky Williams is in the news because... He's been reinstated. He gets his badge back. Yeah, could be seeing him soon on a...
Miami Dolphin Field near you. If he doesn't smoke at first. Hey, listen, I guess things have gotten pretty bad for the Dolphins if they're willing to do that. Well, it's not necessarily that they're going to take him back, but he's eligible to come back. This is the new gal on The View, Sherry Shepard. Here's what she had to say yesterday. Cut 17. I know when I'm at the gym, I stare at the women all the time. Because it's so many beautiful body types that are coming at you with no clothes. And sometimes I like to look at... We were in the spa and I got into the hot tub. And it was so funny. There was this little teeny woman in there. And I got into the hot tub. And my boobs were floating on top of the water. And she didn't have a chest and she couldn't stop staring. And I was like, well, look at home, girl. It's the only of nature that they were... And I didn't mind her ogling. The deal is that sometimes when people are in the gym or the locker room or whatever, they look. He did that in Miami for years. Second and five at the Charger, 32 right hash. Hand off Tomlinson, guns it up the middle and gets three yards. And only does that because he's a very strong man right there. You got Keonta Dawson with the tackle.
10-10 to go third quarter, 23-7 San Diego. Happened to see LT naked Thursday. Oh, Hank, what? I was shocked at how built this guy is. I didn't realize, you know, he has grown from, in six years, he's grown to where he has, you said he's strong. That's why I'm making a point, Josh. I'm telling you, the guy is... I just didn't know why you were talking about a naked guy. Because when you're in the locker room, sometimes you happen. Sometimes you happen to see people naked and you mention it on a national broadcast, a football game. Oh, he did. Yes, he did. Oh, he did. Yes, you did. Oh, he did. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did too. Hank! Hank! Yeah, but what's funnier, the fact that he mentioned that or Josh's response or his reaction? They're equal. They're definitely equal. So funny. I believe that took... Josh by surprise. Oh, you think? When he said, I happened to see L.T. naked on Thursday. Don't do that. I wonder if he double-taked. He had to. That was a great moment. I want to save it forever. Dustin Hoffman may be on something, man. He acts really strange. Every time I see that guy in an interview now, he's like Tom Cruising on the couch. Oh, boy.
This was him yesterday with Regis and Kelly. They're still on the TV. Cut 18. What do you talk to your dogs about? Anything. They're my shrinks. Do they agree with you on most things? No, they're very tough. You have to know the signs. If they wag their tail, they agree. If I say something to them and the tail goes underneath, they know I'm not telling the truth. Sounds very normal. He used to be considered one of those, like, heavyweight actors, man. Oh, yeah. But I don't think he's really in... I don't think people really think of him like that anymore. You're telling me a big fat lot. Here is what Edward James Olmos had to say about the writer's strike, cut seven. Pray that there is a person that is able to comprehend exactly what it is that this is going to take. Because, as I was just saying, this could easily go for a year to two years.
Really? Yes. Easily. If the last one in 1988 went for 22 weeks or five months and a half, almost six months, it didn't have half the issues that this has and the ramifications of what they're talking about. You're talking about a major, major, major problem here. Major problem. Okay. He didn't sound like that. It's dramatic. He didn't. He didn't sound like that. You'll never know what they're right. That's all we're saying. That's all we're saying. The guy's name is Edward James Olmos. Then there was an issue. The guy's made a lot of great movies since. What do you want from him? Despite his horrible disfigurement. Okay. That may be taking it that stuff. I don't think so. I mean, have you seen him? A little much. Fergie and Josh Thumel? No. Over. Don't! Damn! That's crazy!
Apparently he is replaceable. What's going to be next? It's being reported that after being together for three years that they broke up. Fergie's basically been on the road since last spring and it's pretty clear that Josh comes in second to her career. I'm sure he's going to have a hard time finding a woman. That's Fergie singing right there. Oh, wow. She's got a weird voice for a woman. They want my treasures. They want my treasures. You're loco. What do you mean, Sean? What's that, Johnny? Her voice. It really creeps me out. It's so masculine and her diction. Her diction. No, no, no. I know what he's saying. The way that she pronounces words is very masculine. Very masculine. It's like a guy. It's very un... There's some girls that sing in a very sexy, feminine way. As much as I can't stand her, Britney Spears. What about that Big Girls Don't Cry? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, I don't know that that...
It's like your favorite song for us. It is. It's very catchy, but I still agree even with that song. You think that one's masculine? Yeah. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's her new one. Oh, that's a jam. We're wrong, Sean. We're wrong. No, you're not. On that example? On that song, absolutely. We're wrong. Okay, let's listen to this. We're wrong. If she's singing, she's fine. But if she's speaking, rapping... Yeah, yeah, yeah, he is. Sean's right about that. If she's singing with a singing voice, she sounds beautiful. But if she does that rap thing, give me a rap one that she does, Ashley. Oh, I don't have songs loaded, so it'll take me a second. No, no, no, I'm looking at them right now. Yeah, London Bridge. I know she's going to sound like a dude. That's her right there. There she is. She sounds just like a guy right there. They're right. What kind of sounds like...
Not really at all, actually. Like real masculine. Like she's walking out on stage. She's like, I'm a man, I'm a man. Yeah. That's my idol, man. She's a badass. Wait. That's Ashley's idol. See, Ashley, you're right. She's a badass. That's not very feminine. But she's totally hot. She'd make a great UFC female fighter. Really? Because she's like five foot and like a hundred pounds. She wets herself, Mike. That happened one time. How many times does it have to happen for him to make a point? Like, I could see if it was three times you could say that. Put that boa constrictor around your neck. Dancing with a boa constrictor. That is awesome. Did I ever tell people why Rosie O'Donnell called the cops on Diddy? Did we talk about it? I don't think so. Rosie O'Donnell. Why did she call the cops on Diddy?
Diddy. Well, Diddy lives, like, right up the street from her in South Florida. Strange story. Yeah, and I guess he was having some... I'm calling the police on you, Diddy. He was having some rager, and they were lighting off fireworks into all hours of the night. Are you kidding me? And, you know, Rosie has a bunch of kids. Who does that? And so she finally had enough and called the police to complain about the noise. Yeah. Who has parties with fireworks, Diddy? I would. So it's like... Diddy. SeaWorld. Dude, that's awesome. It's like Shamu. Yeah, Shamu has parties with fireworks. Both jerks. Petty. Let me tell you something. If I could call the cops with Shamu, I would. My wife had no idea that orcas play with seals just to be mean. She didn't know that. How they're evil, you mean? Just to be mean? Yeah. Skye, did you know that? Did you know that the orcas will sometimes not eat the seals? They just like to kill them and throw them around. Oh, the animals do things like that.
Huh? No. Yeah, dogs will take a possum and rip it around the backyard. Cats will take a mouse and do the same. Usually they eat it. Not all the time. Not all the time, but usually. So this is just something animals do. Orcas are no different. You hate seals. I don't hate seals. Yeah, why do you hate seals sometimes? I don't hate seals. I think seals are beautiful. Hey, listen. I just want to let the local chapter of PETA here in town know Sky said for the record. I hate seals. I did not say that. We are sorry. But Eddie did say he wanted to harpoon Shamu. Absolutely. So make a note of that. And it's fine. Hey, guys. Fine. His face. Right in the eye. SDSU's student paper accused somebody. Well, they're accused of printing a hate letter. Yeah, I don't think it's the official school paper. It's a paper done by students at SDSU, but it's not like the official school paper. It's called the Koala. And basically, somebody took out an ad in the personal section talking about the guy who's in charge of the fraternity and sorority life. And in the letter, it says, if I ever see you with your bleeping poodle again, I'm going to jump kick it in the face.
Jump kick it? What's a jump kick? Which doesn't even make sense. He's a drop kick. Right. And then it goes on to refer... Sounds like the person was maybe drunk when they wrote it. It goes on to refer to the administrator as a flaming blank, referring to... What's a flaming blank? Well, it's referring to this guy's sexuality. And then signed... Like a flaming mo? Yes, Eddie. Why couldn't they print flaming homosexual? Well, I don't think the word homosexual was used. Really? I think it was a slur that was used. And the letter was signed, the Greek community. So when NBC739 tried to contact the editor of the paper to find out why they decided to print this ad, the guy said he would only grant NBC739... interview if they brought him a case of beer. And NBC739 says we do not pay for our interviews. What a weird story. I missed everything you guys were doing. It's Simpsons. Simpsons stuff. What happened? I think we got it all. I heard Aerosmith likes it. Wow. Jennifer Lopez had to end her tour early.
She's bleeding. Eddie didn't like that. Hey, listen, I'm being as clinical about it as I can. You're being clinical. Yeah. And actually, I believe San Diego was one of those dates because she rescheduled due to the fires and they were going to tack it on to the end of the tour and then it didn't end up happening. And according to sources, J-Lo canceled the last of her tour dates after going to the hospital. Bleeding like Mike said. Like due to her pregnancy. Yeah. And so the doctor ordered her this. Out of her eyes. No, her doctor. She had Ebola. Yeah, she had a stigmata. Ashley doesn't appreciate this. I can tell by the look on her face right now. Like that's not appreciated. She's on her period. She was pregnant. Ashley's drinking from her water bottle, which means I'm mad. I am not mad. I'll be good. I take it back. I can't get back. All right, guys. I'm not mad. Ash, can you hear me? Come on, please stop. All right, guys, we hit it all. Okay. We got it all. We got to get out of here. 570-1053 is the phone number. You can call us at the beginning and end of every show. We do open phones, and you can talk about anything you want to. If you missed the show today, you missed...
One heck of a cheater's hotel. Oh, man. Got an email from a girl who thought her brother's girlfriend was cheating, and she was. And she said she was taping it, and she was going to give it to her brother. Do you leave a message, Eddie? No, I'm going to call off as soon as we get off and talk to her. All right. If you missed the show today, you missed Sky drinking eggnog. Kind of. Lame. Not really. Whatever. If you missed the show today, you missed a really uplifting segment on Zeth's love life. Don't bring that up again. It causes problems. Stop it. You should get up where we belong for Zeth's love life from now on. Man. That's a great call. Come on. Everyone be cool. It's another time, another report on Zeth's love life. It's uplifting. Feel better already. Some things you should probably know.
Nothing's ever been more true, huh, Seth? All I know is the way I feel. Let's go to the phones. What do you guys say? Sure. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, we were wanting to see if you guys would play Boston Rob's Red Sox song. You got it. Oh. Oh, why? Come on. You guys want to hear Boston Rob's Red Sox song? No. Negative. Let's see. Where is it? Delete it. I'm putting it up right now. All right. We deleted it. Dark blue. So people know. Boston Rob asked if he could make a parody song about the Red Sox after they won the World Series. I said no. Not, you know what, try it, let's see how it sounds, maybe. I said no. And he made it anyway. And he made it because he made it, he told Ashley, just in case. And the reason I told him no, I said no.
People in San Diego, by and large, aren't as interested in a Red Sox World Series as you are, being from Boston. Boston Rob. Boston Rob. And he disagreed. So here's what he came up with. Notice the song that he decided to parody. Very relevant song. City of Champions is now in full effect. All you doubters, always some chowder. How sweet it is. Austin Red Sox World Series. Yeah, come on, come on.
Let's riot, riot. No, you shouldn't say that. No, I don't. That's wrong. No one knows what that means. All Boston references. Crimes I used to do, but I want to prove to you. Nowadays, I'm a changed guy with a lot of Boston pride. Drive a broke down ride. So I'm always welcoming donations. Congrats to the Red Sox nation. Rolls off the tongue. Come on, come on. Let's riot. Let's riot. Stop. Yeah, stop. No, no lighting things on fire. All right. Love this jam. It's like your messed up little brother went into the studio. Like your little brother that's always in juvie. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, what's going on, Mikey? What's up? Man, how much? I just want to call and give props for Jason that eggnog, dude. That stuff is nasty. Thank you, and it was. Not that bad.
Yeah, it is. I've tried it once, and they swore up and down on it. I even tried it with rum and all kinds of stuff. Hey, man, love your show. Thank you. Love you, Skye. Thank you. Thank you. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. Hello. Hey, Mikey. What's up, Brian? Not much, man. Hey, I think you guys should do a segment with Zed's love life meets tough love with Eddie. Oh, no, no, no. Guy cries enough as it is. Oh, yeah. Amazing. Eddie then waved at Zed. and something happy like he normally does. No, no. Ash, you were going to say something and it's like you changed your mind. Like you're going to and then you're like, ah, forget it. Lovely and talented Missy is up next. Today on the Nooner, the all-request lunch. Give her a call. She'll play whatever you want to hear. See you tomorrow morning at 5.30. The mic shows out. Love your mouth.