The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 11/16/07
Friday, November 16, 2007
Daily Audio 2007KIOZRock 105.3
Barry Bonds indictmentDemocratic debatecomputer spywarebox office bombsP1 Nerd giftscourthouse interviewssongwriter contestAmy Winehouse videoTexas burglary shootingdouble dippingOscar De La Hoya photosaddiction recovery
Mikey, Eddie, and Sky opened by debating whether Barry Bonds's federal indictment established that he lied about steroids or reflected prosecutors unfairly targeting baseball's biggest name, then they criticized Hillary Clinton for dodging Barack Obama and John Edwards at the Democratic debate. The crew turned P1 Nerd's personalized gifts and Boston Rob's courthouse interviews into extended comedy, especially as supposedly innocent interviewees admitted resisting arrest, breaking a man's jaw, or minimizing a knife attack. In Winner Plug All, Anthony McGee performed Soldier's Mind and Eddie Anthony won with Done Dreaming; later the hosts reacted to Amy Winehouse's apparent onstage drug use, Milana Dravnell's Oscar De La Hoya lawsuit, and a Texas neighbor fatally shooting two burglars despite a 911 dispatcher's warnings. Mikey closed with a direct account of alcoholism and withdrawal, saying faith in Jesus Christ helped him recover, build a family, and find hope.
What happened, in order
Bonds Indicted
Mikey, Eddie, and Sky argued over whether Barry Bonds's federal perjury indictment proved he lied about steroids or showed that prosecutors had unfairly made him the face of baseball's steroid era.
Democratic Debate Pile-On
The crew replayed Barack Obama and John Edwards attacking Hillary Clinton for evasive positions, then criticized Clinton for answering Edwards with complaints about mudslinging instead of specifics.
Spyware Suspicion
Sky's strange computer pop-ups turned into an argument over whether ordinary spyware or her husband's browsing caused the problem, with P1 Nerd explaining that even a normal site could install it.
Champion of Bad Movies
The hosts tested their theory that Sean loves box-office disasters and found that he liked 15 of the 18 notorious bombs he had seen, including Battlefield Earth and Hudson Hawk.
P1 Nerd's Gifts
P1 Nerd distributed personalized gag gifts, including a Cast Away pineapple for Eddie, armpit sponges for Ashley, and an O.J. Simpson honey-baked-ham collage for Sky.
Courthouse Confessions
Boston Rob's courthouse interviews featured a supposedly innocent man eventually admitting he resisted arrest, four men describing a Pacific Beach brawl that broke a jaw, and a sister minimizing her brother's knife attac
Winner Plug All
Anthony McGee performed his soldier's-perspective song Soldier's Mind, but Eddie Anthony won 77.4 percent of the listener vote with Done Dreaming and promoted Viva in Stereo.
Winehouse Onstage Video
The hosts watched footage that appeared to show Amy Winehouse pull something from her beehive and snort it onstage, then awkwardly tried to pivot into a live car-dealer read.
Texas 911 Shooting
The show aired a 911 call in which a Texas man ignored a dispatcher's repeated warnings, confronted two burglars leaving his neighbor's house, and fatally shot both of them.
Double-Dip War
A study about double-dipping sparked a germ argument that escalated when Eddie admitted he had secretly double-dipped into Sean's food during the 28-hour show.
De La Hoya Photo Suit
Milana Dravnell reversed her doubts about the Oscar De La Hoya fishnet photos, declared them real, and joined her domineering attorney in alleging threats while seeking $100 million.
Mikey's Recovery Testimony
Mikey described progressing from heavy drinking to physical withdrawal, said surrendering his life to Jesus Christ saved him, and offered hope to listeners facing addiction, grief, or despair.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkySeanBoston RobAshleyP1 NerdBarry BondsGreg AndersonBarack ObamaHillary ClintonJohn EdwardsAnthony McGeeEddie Anthony
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It is 6-0-7. Lindsay Lohan completed her jail sentence yesterday when she turned herself in and ended up serving a total of 84 minutes in jail. Well, I ain't this typical for Padre fans. Jake Peavy unanimously wins the National League Cy Young Award and is probably the third biggest baseball story yesterday as Barry Bonds was indicted by a federal grand jury on perjury and obstructing justice charges. Yeah, it does not look good for... Barry Bonds. I love indictments. I read the entire thing. Oh, you did? Wow. I read the entire indictment. It is fascinating. Sad. I said to my wife, I go, I wonder, you know, where it was in him where he just couldn't, you know, he couldn't tell the truth. I said, was it pride? Was it, hey, I want to maintain my baseball career, and if I tell the truth, forget it, it's over.
Was it arrogance that was like, hey, you can't get me. I'm Barry Bonds. So you're saying guilty. Barry Bonds? Yeah. Yeah, because it's a good point. And the reason that I say guilty is because four years and a lot of work usually leads to real stuff. That's my belief. Smoke, there's fire. I understand what you're saying. Well, I mean... Indictments are, especially federal indictments, they're big deals. Especially federal indictments that have taken four years. That means, it potentially could mean, that two years ago, they had some stuff, but they were like, uh-uh, let's wait. We want this ironclad. 06, maybe they get a little bit something. Hang on. November 15th of 07, they say, We got it. Yeah, because they're not going to have this giant announcement and giant hoopla and have egg on their face. I mean, they got to have something. Oh, they got something. I mean, they said yesterday, this is the first time I ever heard anybody say this. Barry LaVar or Lamar Bonds? Lamar, I think. Barry Lamar Bonds has tested positive for anabolic steroids. Period.
And this isn't Major League Baseball pulling him aside and performing a test on him. This is the U.S. federal government in U.S. America near the Iraq performing the test. That's what I'm saying. It's scary. And do you find it a little interesting, at least, that the judge released Barry Bonds' trainer, Greg Anderson? from prison on the same day. The same day. Same day. I wonder why he's free to go. He's been sitting in prison for most of this year because he would not testify or say anything about Barry Bonds. And on the same day they announced the indictment, they release him from jail. Wow. So, did he flip? Did he not flip? What's going on? Well, if you read the indictment, you really have to keep that in mind. That he wouldn't talk. Which, you got to figure, him and Barry had some sort of an arrangement. Hey, okay, man. I got you on this one. He did. I mean, he went to jail. He meant it. He's been there for most of the year. If he said to Barry Bonds, I'm going to take a bullet for you, he meant it. He's in jail. Well, he just got out yesterday, but he's been in jail. But when you take that into consideration, and you know that Barry Bonds knows that this is the deal, that he's going to take a bullet for me, and you read that indictment,
and you read the things that Barry Bonds said, he points the finger at that guy and goes, yeah, I don't think he would ever jeopardize my career by coming to me with garbage like that. And this prosecutor gives him opportunity after opportunity. He's practically going, Barry, I beg you, tell me. And he had immunity. Barry Bonds had immunity at the time, not from Major League Baseball, but certainly from prosecutors. Listen. You have the opportunity to tell us this right now and not face jail time. You have immunity. Not only no, but that guy, I can't even believe that he might jeopardize my friendship with him by coming to me with any of this garbage. It's unreal. It's unbelievable.
Now, Major League Baseball may have felt different. That's why I said, what is it? Was it pride? Was it fear of losing your baseball career? Was it arrogance and I'm Barry Bonds and you can't get me? Then there's the other school of thought that people are starting to feel like Barry Bonds is unfairly being targeted. Why? Well, basically that, like you said, four years. trying to trip up Barry Bonds and try and get Barry Bonds on these perjury charges. Whereas, you know, Mark McGuire, Rafael Palmeiro, a lot of these guys stood before Congress and said, I did not do steroids. You know, I plead the fifth, whatever. And it turned out that they didn't do steroids. And nobody's going after them. Nobody's saying anything about Rafael Palmeiro. That's true. And everybody, and they're going after the baseball home run king. Is it race? Is it because he's Barry Bonds and he's a bit of a jerk? What is it? Why Barry Bonds? And why do we spend so much time targeting Bonds? Yeah, I mean, do we want to go after the other guys then too, just to make it fair? It's interesting that they're not. I mean, Rafael Palmeiro stood before Congress and said, I did not take steroids. And then a year later...
That's the positive. Well, here's the deal. None of us knew that an indictment was coming down yesterday. Right. It was a surprise. So we could be surprised by another indictment about Rafael Palmeiro. That guy perjured himself, too. Yeah. It's kind of interesting that nobody's, you know, like you say, nobody's doing anything about it unless we don't know about something. Something's going on. Who knows? But it's a good point, man. Why Barry Bonds? What do you think? I think that Barry Bonds is the face of the steroid era of baseball. I think that he broke the single-season home run record. He's now the home run king of all time. And what is it about this whole steroid era that people are going to remember? They're going to remember Barry Bonds, and they're going to remember how many home runs he hit. And did he do it fairly? Did he do it because he was injecting steroids? How did he do it? And I think people want to know. And I think that's why they went after him. He's the highest profile guy. Yeah, because I see if it was like some of these other guys, it would be a sports story. But with Barry Bonds, this is a news story. This is on the front of the UT. This was the lead story last night on local news. I mean, so I think that, you know, probably could play a big part in it. Cut 49.
It's not fair to me. It's not true. It's not fair. By and large, the American public can't stand that. They can't stand hearing it. Right. You know? I mean, especially when the guy's neck looks like a redwood tree. That's pretty crazy. This is Barry Bonds' attorney, Michael Raines. Cut to... All you need to know about the government's case is that it leaked... an official indictment to every media outlet in the nation and withheld it from Barry, his lawyer, and everyone else who could read it and who could defend him. Now that their biased allegations must finally, finally be presented in open court, they won't be able to hide from their unethical misconduct
any longer you won't read about those facts in this indictment but now the public is going to get the whole truth not just selectively leaked fabrications from anonymous sources there you go wow that sounds pretty i mean if that's true that sounds pretty shady Yeah, if it's true. Yeah, but I mean, it's just this one guy saying it, but who knows? Well, it's this one guy is Barry's attorney, and I think he's hired to say stuff that helps, and that's what he's saying. I mean, every attorney says, what you're saying about my client is a lie. That's what... That's what OJ's attorney said in the first time. They flat out said, this is a lie. My client didn't do this. But the fact about giving the indictment to the media before giving the indictment to Barry and his lawyer, like that shows, if that's true, which that, you know, potentially can be proven, wow, that shows quite a bit of motivation on their part. Like malice? Wouldn't you think? Yeah, like they don't like him.
Well, it's more important for the story to get out in the media than to actually have justice proceed, is what that says to me. If that's the truth, what it sounds like to me is somebody that did that or somebody in the office that did that, they just don't like this guy. They think he's a turd. Seriously. So it could be anyone, is what you're saying. You know what I mean? P1 Scooby. What's up, guys? What's going on? What's up, dude? I wanted to ask... Sky, since you guys are Boo or Giants fans, I wanted to ask Sky, how is her husband taking all this stuff about Barry Bonds? I mean, I know he wanted to see the home run, want to see him break the home run record and all that stuff, and he's all excited about him being a Giant and all that stuff. So how is he taking it? um well if i understand correctly what's going on and eddie stopped me if i'm like getting something wrong basically when barry um allegedly was on the clear or the cream or whatever the heck it was that wasn't illegal at that point in baseball right yeah that's correct okay i mean it was it was but it wasn't right in that specific form it wasn't illegal at that point so if you were to ask my husband who's a diehard uh giants fan he would tell you
Barry did nothing illegal except for lie, and it's no secret that Barry's a jerk face, but just because he's a liar doesn't diminish anything he did on the field. So he doesn't believe that in addition to the cream and the clear, he didn't take any steroids? Not since they've been illegal, not since, you know, the Major League Baseball crackdown. Scott, really quick, in your opinion, do you think that Barry Bonds... I mean, yeah, he lied, but so does that make him a good guy that he lied? Well, I don't think anyone's ever said Barry Bonds is a good guy. But what does being a good guy have to do with being a really good sports player that's been proven over and over again that it has nothing to do with it? Look at Terrell Owens. Look at O.J. Simpson. Look at Pac-Man Jones. All these guys have ability. Doesn't mean they're nice guys. All right, man. Thanks. My name is Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 37 years of age. And Eddie is our producer. He's our sports guy. He's 34. Sky is our news girl. She's 30 years old. Sean does sound effects for us. He's 37. He is not wearing an undershirt. He's wearing a shirt. No, he's wearing both. Is there an undershirt under the shirt? There you go. There it is. Ashley is our assistant producer. 24 years of age. Boston Rob is our phone screener.
And he is 24, although not for long. He's got a birthday coming up. And Zeth is the youngest member of the show, 22 years old. He's a baby. He's a baby. And joining us in the studio today because he won P1 Trivia. It's not even fair. How can you put him up against anybody but Space Boy and a couple of other select P1s? He's so good. It's P1 Nerd. Greetings, nerd. How are you, bro? Greetings. Welcome to the studio. Thank you, thank you. The guy's got a tie on. I like it. I like it. So cute. That is an interesting tie. Explain the tie. It looks like it's on a computer. It's almost as if the tie are graphics of a tie on a computer screen. It's like a Tetris tie. It's what we nerds call an 8-bit tie coming from the original Nintendo days. There you go. Of course. How did I not recognize that?
My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators. That's right. The nerd's 25 years old. And he works for a sports technology company. How do you like that? Never touched a woman. Not once. Sean! Keep him alone. Hey! He is also the co-founder and web designer for P1Site.com. I have that bookmarked. That's right. Oh, look at you. Coolest P1 site on the net. It's really good. Boy, do we have a lot of stuff to get to. Do we have so much stuff to get to? How do we do it? Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, OJ Simpson, Catherine McPhee, Whitney Houston, Kid Rock. All of these people are in the news. Oh, no. I know. And that's the right reaction, Eddie, is oh, no.
Democratic debates last night. I watched some of that turd. Who won? Yeah. Who won the debate? We all did. America did. Get out of here. We all won, Eddie. You're the worst. More people calling about Barry. P1 Bob? Bob, are you there? Bob, you should be there. Because one of the things on Rob's job description is that he checks to make sure that you're still there. So, Bob, I would think that you would be there. That's actually Bob. Bob, I can't actually think of any reason that you would not be there, bro. Bob, go ahead. Oh, he's not there. Hey, Mike, it's Bob. That's Rob, not Bob. Yeah. Same difference. Trying to sabotage the show, man. I can't help it. I'm an idiot. He takes that. No, I really am an idiot. I'm not kidding. So here is, this man's name is, from what I understand, he has spent the majority of his life working for Al-Qaeda, living in caves.
His name is Barack Obama bin Laden. He's the number one person on the most wanted list in the FBI. Obama bin Laden? Not really. Yeah, his name's Barack Obama. He's running for president. Oh, this is the senator from Illinois. Yeah, that's different from the terrorists. Here he is, and he's got some words about Hillary Clinton. Cut 10. Senator Clinton, I think, is a capable politician, and I think that she has run a terrific campaign. But what the American people are looking for right now is straight answers to tough questions. And that is not what we've seen out of Senator Clinton on a host of issues, on the issue of driver's licenses for illegal immigrants. We saw in the last debate that it took not just that debate, but two more weeks before we could get a clear answer in terms of where our position was. The same is true on Social Security. how we're going to make sure that Social Security is there for the people who need it. And what I'm absolutely convinced of is that right now, we need a different kind of politics. I wish she just would have screamed out, whatever, like real loud. Whatever. You're lame, man. Well, he wasn't the only one. Because she's doing so well, Hillary, that everybody wants to go after her. Yeah, everyone's attacking Hillary. Here's John Edwards, who I can't trust as far as I can throw him. What?
I don't trust John Edwards. Why? I think he's exploitative. I think that when he made his announcement that he was going to run for president, he did it in the Ninth Ward in New Orleans, and I thought that was more exploiting the people in New Orleans than it was about being a guy for the people. And that made me not trust him. Cut 11. The issue is whether we can have a president that can restore trust for the American people in the president of the United States. Because I think this president has destroyed that trust. And I think there are fair questions to be asked of all of us, including Senator Clinton. Senator Clinton says she will end the war. She also says she will continue to keep combat troops in Iraq and continue combat missions in Iraq. She says she will turn up the heat on George Bush and the Republicans. But when the crucial vote came on stopping Bush, Cheney, and the neocons on Iran, she voted with Bush and Cheney. On the issue of Social Security... On the issue of Social Security, she said standing beside me on the stage that she would not do anything about the cap on Social Security taxes. And she has said privately to people, because it's been reported in the press, that in fact she would consider raising that cap. And the most important issue is she says she will bring change to Washington while she continues to defend a system that does not work, that is broken, that is rigged, and is corrupt.
Corrupted against the interests of most Americans. And corrupted for a very small, very powerful, very well-financed group. So we have fundamental differences. We're going to get to all of these issues, including energy and Iran and everything else. Senator Clinton, you have to wait, Hillary. Because there was a direct charge made against you. And we're going to bring in everybody. Everyone's going to get time tonight. Hillary, we've got a lot of time. Hilly, talk to the hand. She wasn't having it, by the way. She wasn't having it. She was mad about that? She's mad. Cut 12. I respect all of my colleagues on this stage. No, you don't. You're a liar. You're dishonest. We're trying to nominate the very best person we can to win. And I don't mind taking hits on my record, on issues. But when somebody starts throwing mud, at least we can hope that it's both accurate and not right out of the Republican playbook. Because what I... What I believe is important is that we put forth what we stand for. I have been active for 35 years. The American people know where I stand. You know, Senator Edwards raised healthcare again. When Senator Edwards ran in 2004, he wasn't for universal healthcare. I'm glad he is now. But for him to be throwing this mud and making these charges, I think really detracts from what we're trying to do here tonight.
We need to put forth a positive agenda for America. Tell us what we're going to do. We're going to give you a chance in a second. She didn't say anything. Well, and that's what the other guys are talking about. You know, she dances around everything, but she never gives a straight answer. She didn't say a word. She didn't address one thing. Not at all. That's what she's been doing. That's terrible. I know. Well, the American public knows what I stand for. No, we don't. No, because you never specifically say. That's awful. Any of you guys watched this last night? Anybody see this? Yeah, no. You watched it, Sean? Yeah. I watched it. These things are difficult to watch because, and it doesn't matter if it's a Republican debate, a Democratic debate, they're difficult to watch because it's a bunch of turds in suits all. Right. Just a bunch of tools. You know, when someone gets up, when someone stands up, one of these politicians stands up and they're about to talk, the overall vibe is, okay, everyone, now someone that actually gets it is going to talk. Right. I mean, please. One of the guys who I can't remember who it was, Sean, you'll probably remember, they asked him...
Wolf Blitzer says, you immediately voted against the Patriot Act within the first 30 minutes of it being presented. That's right, because I actually read it. It was such a strong... In your face! Everything's like a snap. Everything they say is supposed to be like a snap moment. Like, girl! First of all, they're letting people ask questions in the audience, and this... Mexican guy stands up at one point. Oh, here we go. And, of course, his question is about immigration, okay? And he's extraordinarily intelligent, very articulate, asked a question with a couple words. I didn't know what they meant. And one of the guys, and I say one of the guys because a few of these guys are unknowns, people that, unless you're really into politics, you don't know who they are. One of the guys gets up and goes,
Well, first of all, with the Spanish. And the audience goes, and I'm like, what is this? Like, we're all stroking each other. Is that it? This isn't a talent show. Dude, thank you. It's not a talent show. And when that guy, by the way, first got up to ask the question, you know, he says, hi, my name is so-and-so. I'm from blah, blah, blah. and uh i just want to say and he says something very quickly in spanish and p a couple of you know knuckleheads recognize that they've heard spanish words and like four people in this giant auditorium you hear go like merely speaking spanish is saying like is what do you get an applause yeah you speak another language you're bilingual cool congrats
It's too bad that Wolf Blitzer is not occasionally allowed to say the word shut up. He's not, though. He's not. He's not. But if he were allowed to just occasionally. That'd be cool. He only gets three. Let's say Wolf Blitzer is on a three shut up rule. It's like timeouts in football. Exactly. You get one challenge. Yeah. And maybe the person can challenge his shut up, but if they review it and they deem that that person was worthy of it, they got to shut up. That's funny. But those things, I mean, it's almost like it's the greatest reality show ever, the debates. It's a great reality show. They're not very hard to understand, which is why I like them too, because these politicians, they don't know too much. And so when you hear them, they're speaking in everyday language. Really? You read that whole Patriot Act? Let me question you about page 17, because that thing was long, buddy. All of them. Here's what we have today. First of all, we have P1 Nerd in the studio, so I'm already stoked. I'm already excited. The best. That he's sitting in here in the studio with us. He's taking pictures of stuff. It's great. We're going to talk to him. What do I got to tell you about? My mother-in-law...
heard me talking about the oyster stuffing and said, okay, fine, no oyster stuffing. Now I feel bad. Now I've shamed her out of the oyster stuffing and I feel bad about it. I do. I feel terrible. We're going to do what you're doing at the courthouse today. I wanted to get to this yesterday. Sky didn't want me to get to this yesterday. At some point, I'd like to discuss the issue with Cinemax being available in Skye's home and her issue with that. Come on, man. She's got an issue with Cinemax being available in her home. I think that we're very close to her figuring out parental controls. Oh, no. No, come on. Oh, no. I just saw her face. Never thought about that. Oh, hey. What'd you do? Never even been figured to your husband. Never even got a kid, though. But, Skye. What have you done? Winter Flugs All is on the show today. Thanks, Mike. No, stop it. Don't say that. That's not my deal. Don't put that on me. Don't put that evil on him. Don't. You put that on him. Yeah, take it off of him now. He said it, though. I don't know why he wants to.
Also on the show today. You know how we did the Cheaters Hotel and it was the sister and the sister thought that her brother's girlfriend was cheating and she was. We're going to get you up to date on what's happening with that situation. Eddie versus the Charger girls today in football picks. When last week? What's that? Did Eddie win last week? We'll wait and we'll find out. Eddie made a face I'm not sure how to read. It's the face that says maybe I did, maybe I didn't. Also, winner plugs all today. A guy named Anthony and a guy named Eddie are going to come in here and they're going to sing against each other and play guitar. Go, Eddie. Awesome. Is it a different Eddie or is Eddie... I'm sure. I think it's our Eddie. Our Eddie is going to sing and play guitar? No. That's your headphone cord, not a guitar. I'm going to sing the Onion song? No, you're not. Onion song's good. Onion song's good. My favorite song. I'll kill it. Brian Regan in the stand-up spotlight. Stand-up spotlight. I made the mistake of trying to tell a story about having only two wisdom teeth pulled, and I learned a lesson. Don't ever try to tell a two wisdom teeth story, because you ain't going nowhere.
The four wisdom teeth people are going to parachute in and cut you off at the pass. Oh, with your two wisdom tooth tail. You will never complete one, trust me. I'm trying to tell my story. You know, I had some wisdom teeth pulled. I had two, but I had four pulled. Oh, okay. Five, no, nine. I had nine wisdom teeth pulled. All of mine were impacted. They were all coming upside down. The roots were wrapped around my tongue, coming out my nose. They were tusks. That was a warthog. They pulled him out with pliers. I was eating corn in the cob that afternoon. Pin the blue ribbon upon his trust. That knocks the socks off of my wisdom tooth tail. I love you, Michael. I love you, too. What are you even talking about? The Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. Musicians. You jammed on a Fender custom shop Strat and a Marshall half stack. And you want to band. You played the new DW collector series drums. And you want to take them home. You demoed the new Korg M3 workstation and the latest Pro Tools rig.
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So for registration and general information, go to rock1053.com or stop by Harrah's, visit the Total Rewards Center. Check it out November 26th through 29th. It's the SoCal Pre-Circuit Showdown Texas Hold'em Tournament at Harrah's Rincon. Now, back to Mikey. I have a newly developed fear of spiders. Eddie. Why do girls want to ruin our fun? Sky. We all know that I don't like to spend money when I don't have to. Sean. We have the stupidest neighbors in the world. Boston Rob. I get really annoyed when people have sneezing fits. And Ashley. I hate underwear, and I don't wear underwear. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. A good potato. Welcome. You've got to try the below here tonight. It's really incredible. Boy, let's do a weird thing. And you want to do your deal? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're feeling nothing like that anymore, eh? It's true. It tastes a lot. It is a wine and cheese concert. We're going to... Let's do it. 6.43. A former drill instructor who was convicted of abusing recruits was sentenced to six months behind bars yesterday. Well, we told you about the two big baseball stories earlier. The third...
The Yankees and Alex Rodriguez agree on an outline for a 10-year, $275 million deal. That is just unbelievable. Dollar-dollar bills. Yeah. Hey, Sean, I got to call you tonight and walk through the process of getting... I got to do something to the computer at home because it's, like, all slow. It's taken a while, but it's gotten to the point where it's just so slow. You guys got issues? Anybody have issues with their computers? All of my laptop, my computer at home, I can't figure it out. It takes me 20 minutes to load this computer every day. Really? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, you come in first thing. That's what you do. You set that up before you do anything because it takes a good half hour for you. I finally, with my laptop, I did this thing called formatting it where I just turned it back to the original specs. I took everything off that I needed and just formatted it.
It was like having a brand new computer. I'm probably going to have to do something like that. I've got to find that original. If you do it, yeah, you've got like a brand new one. Right. Yeah, I just actually had to do something similar. I don't know much about computers, so I don't know if it's the same thing you're talking about, but I think I have a virus on my computer at home, and my brother knows a lot about computers, so he's had me set it back to a previous date, and so it went back to that date. What is it doing? Oh, no. Whoa, whoa. Jeez. Well, man. Very dramatic. Sky, is it vomiting? There's lots going on in my mind regarding this. Sky's shoving AZT into the little days. If I could, man. So I go to turn it on the other day to do my email and stuff from home, and this box keeps popping up. But it's not like the normal boxes that you get. You know how there's normal boxes that pop up. Pop-ups?
No, not pop-ups, but like you know how there's normal boxes from the computer that say, oh, you know, excuse me, it's time to update your Adobe or whatever. It wasn't one of those. It was weird. It was this big red box. Like everything was red. Are we talking like lower right-hand corner of the toolbar? Because that's where my stuff will pop up every once in a while. No, like a big box in the middle of the screen. Oh. Yeah, and it's like red. asking me to do all this stuff. And so I'm trying to click on all the things to deny it. Do you remember what kinds of stuff it was telling you? No. Penis bump. No, it wasn't like that. It was acting like I needed to do something to my computer, but I didn't recognize the box. I didn't recognize what it was asking me to do. I've never seen anything like this, so immediately I'm like, this is shady. So every time I tried to close it, it would just... And you're sure it didn't say anything about a weak prostate or enlargement? No. Send some money to Africa? No. Send a goat? How to win the lottery? Right.
So, every time I would close it down, another one would open up in its place. Like, looking similar, but saying something different. And so, it just, like, this was going on and on. So, finally, that's when I called my brother. And he said, you know, said it. And you read to him what it was saying. Yeah. And what did he say? He said, it sounds like you have, what's the word? AIDS. Yes. A virus? Herpes. No. Trojan? Not spam, but... Parvo. Spyware? Does that make sense? I think that's what he said. Sean turned me on to a product called Attaware. Got rid of all that stuff. You just run it every once in a while and it stops that. Yeah. Killer. So I'm going to have my brother because I don't want to log on to my bank accounts or anything. But spyware is not a virus. If it's spyware, you don't really have a big deal. Yeah, well, because I don't know anything about this stuff. But he said he'd come over and fix it. But I said, well, should I not log on to my bank accounts and stuff in the near future? He's like, yeah, just hold off until I can look at it. But I'm nervous because I don't know what he's going to find when he comes to look at it. And I don't want to. What do you mean? What does that mean? Well. Are you looking at.
Bad things? I'm not. Oh, what does that mean? Oh, come on. What does that mean? What do you mean, why do I do what? What do you think your husband is up to no good? Yeah. Oh, you think your husband? Well, if you guys consider... Well, she said, I don't. Well, she lives there. A tango or Logan might have gotten on there. Yeah, right. Cat porn. So you think your husband's looking at... Well, because immediately my brother said to me, he goes, well, have you been to any weird websites and downloaded anything weird? And immediately I'm like, oh, God, I don't want him to go look at what people have been looking at on my computer because I'm scared what he's going to find. I don't know what my husband does after I go to bed. And then he immediately goes, oh, well, maybe your husband downloaded some new poker software or something. Did you ask him? Yeah, no. Have you opened any attachments? No, I don't open. attachments at home unless they're from people i know i apologize now wait a minute now i know i'm scared of that hang on a second this just occurred to me right now but i know that if you're telling us all this i know that you've told your husband yeah you know so i was talking to my brother and he was saying it could be from you know downloading weird stuff and right and he says he hasn't downloaded anything and that he got the same pop up like a night before but didn't tell me
And just kept trying to get around it, but never mentioned it until I encountered the problem. And I brought it up, and then he went, oh, yeah. Wait a second. You've got to look on your face right now. Why didn't he tell me? What, is he supposed to take notes of everything I've got to remember that's insignificant to tell you? Insignificant? A virus on your computer? Insignificant? You're saying it's a virus. It doesn't even sound like a virus. You said it's a virus. Well, you guys... It sounds like spyware. Even your brother told you it sounds like spyware. What's spyware? Sounds like a virus. Spyware is, isn't spyware, I could be out on a limb, but I think that spyware is something that can get into your computer and potentially send you junk mail. Is that right? Or wrong? It's kind of like that. Yeah, like they can do things where it will sit on your computer and it will deliver like targeted ads for you. What about P1 Nerd? Right?
P1 Nerd, you work for companies that know about this stuff. What do you think spyware is? Spyware is little programs that people put to install themselves onto people's computers if they go to a website. Like what kind of websites? It can even be a MySpace website because there's holes everywhere. That bothered her. That made her irritated. Like, no, I mean, it's got to be pornography though, right? It must be. And like the most foul kind. Yeah, I mean, it's awful pornography, right? Just saying. Come on. Well, so it could have come from a MySpace or anything, right? Yes. And would the first person who viewed this be the person who contracted this, if you will? What? They could install themselves and run themselves and the person would even know. That it got onto their computer. How hysterical would it be if her brother went through the computer and realized that Skye went to a website that installed it? Right. Because it could very well be on Honeybick.com. It would be a legitimate website. Sure. But then you would have to give a legitimate apology. To who? To us for saying that about your poor husband. Well, I didn't say anything about my husband. I just suspect. I'm not accusing. I'm just suspecting. I believe the number one.
You know, if we were detectives here and we had to look into who in our home is going on shady websites, I think he would be the number one suspect in the game. Why are you saying shady? Because I know him. I married him. What do you mean you know him? I know my husband. He's the most normal, nice guy I've ever met. Well, he's normal, but he's a pervert. Oh, he is not a pervert. That's awful. That's your husband. Wow. Well, I call him that to his face. He's not a pervert. He thoroughly enjoys the female figure. That doesn't make him a pervert. It makes him a guy. Yeah. Does he like the donkey shape? The what? Does he like weird stuff? No. That he's not a pervert. That he's not a perv. Look up the word pervert. I am, Eddie. Thank you. His favorite commercial on TV is the Hanes commercial with Jennifer Love Hewitt. Guess what? Because she's got big boobs. It's mine too. Oh, that's awful. It's a pervert. Skye. Make him a pervert. He's not perverted. Wait a minute. He's overly horny. I got it. I don't know what you want from me. Well, Skye, here's the definition of a pervert. What? To affect with perversion, to lead astray morally, to turn away from the right course, to lead into mental error or false judgment, to turn in an improper use, misapply. Now, I'll tell you, in my world, I would be a pervert.
No doubt about it. In my world. So I would classify myself as a pervert. Whether you can classify your hub as a pervert, I want that stricken from the record. Okay, let's strike it from the record. He's just extra horny. Extra. I can't control my horny level. Well, there you go. That drop for us is broken, so we wanted to make sure that we... I'll let you guys know what my brother digs up. We'll find the culprit. You're awful. Why am I? awful. There's a 2000 cab in the Oak Road. So, uh, everybody on sale right now is a great value. It got a 98 rating in the last wine magazine. What you came here for. Quick time out. What you doing at the courthouse is coming up. This is where Boston Rob goes to the courthouse and just says to people as they're walking in and records it, what you doing at the courthouse?
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Well, isn't Waterworld widely considered like the biggest one? Waterworld, Ishtar. Yeah. Oh, what is that one? Geely? Probably. Glitter. I wonder if we take the top, okay, if you take these top 25, Eddie, percentage of these movies Sean enjoyed? Probably between 80 and 90%. Really? Yeah. I was going to say he enjoyed 50% of them. If there was 25, I'd say he enjoyed 12 of the 25 top biggest bombs of all time. I gotta go higher. Sky, what would you say? I'd say, yeah, I think I'm going a bit higher too. 37%. Oh, a bit higher? Wait, hold on. What is the criteria? Oh, I must have misunderstood. The criteria is you enjoyed it.
No, hold on. Is it the reason that they're a bomb? Is it because of the box office? Hold on, hold on. Hold on. Here we go. Wait a second. Wait, hold on. Here we go. Here we go. Excuse me. Excuse him. Here we go. Just because a movie doesn't do well at the box office doesn't mean it isn't a good movie. So again, percentage of the movies that were in the list of the top 25 biggest bombs of all time that Sean... Enjoyed. Sky says 37%. Yeah, I say 37%. I say 50%. Eddie says 80% to 90%. Oh, my God. Easy. Okay, now we got to hear what they are. Now, let's take some guests. I don't want to wait until later. I'm too excited. All right. Let's do this. I'm just far too excited. It's garbage. Ishtar, right? It is number three. Had a budget of $55 million. Made $14.5 million. Troy.
Which was a very funny movie. Troy was a bomb? No. Not on the list. What was the name of that movie? She always says Troy. Go Cutthroat Island. Cutthroat Island was number six. It had a budget of $98 million and it only made $10 million. Heaven's Gate. Heaven's Gate, what's that? It was a great movie. That is number four on the list. Made $44 million. Only grossed $3.5 million. That was one of the more famous... movie flops of all time. Who was in it? I don't remember who was in it, but it was the guy that directed The Deer Hunter and it was like his big blockbuster movie that just bombed. So was Waterworld the number one biggest bomb? Waterworld was number eight with a budget of $175 million grossing $88.2 million. Cleopatra. Number five. You guys are good at this one. I've read a lot about this. A budget of $44 million grossed $26 million. Lions for Lambs. Basic Instinct 2. That's number 16, Ashley. A budget of $70 million and only grossed $6 million. It's garbage! You gotta remember, the criteria is not just terrible movie. It's also like, this is what they spent and this is what it made. How much money it lost, I think. Patro was very good.
Let's just wait. You don't have to tell us, Sean, until we get to the end of the list, and then we've got to tabulate how many you liked. Sure. Glitter? I don't think that had a big budget. No, I don't think so either. We're missing number one. And number two. Okay. Stop screaming at us, man. I didn't scream. No reason for that. Well, yeah, but it's like, it was so loud, I almost had to take my headphones. I'm not playing you! Well, that's not true. Well, why are you so mad? I'm not fighting you! I'm not fighting anyone. Vanilla Sky. Oh, I bet. Right? That probably had a big budget with all those actors in it. I think it actually did okay at the box office, though. Yeah, I don't see it. Eyes Wide Shut. Yeah. From Justin to Kelly. Not much of a budget on those movies. That movie with Drew Barrymore that bombed. Yeah, that one. What?
What about... Put it on the... What about... There had to be, like... Think of big-name directors that did terrible movies that didn't make any money, like Howard the Duck. That's number 13. Oh, my. Had a budget of $37 million, grossed $16.3 million. Lucky you. Alexander. Number 24 on the list. Oh, yeah. Had a budget of $100 million. $155 million, grossed $34.3 million. Well, this went well. If someone can, can you put that on the board, please? Put it on the board. On the board, everyone. On it. Put it on the board. Oh, Pluto Nash. That is number two. Oh, nice. Had a budget of $100 million, grossed $4.4 million. Ouch. Spielberg doing a movie. What about 1941? Hmm. Uh, no. About 18. Did you have to dismiss it so... Did you have to dismiss it so condescendingly? Stop it, everyone. Um, no. No. I think you spoke, no. You're spent... Eddie, what about Francis Ford Coppola? Did he spend money on something that didn't do well? I don't think so. All right, Skye. All right. How did I not get number one? Yeah, I'm...
Well, I don't know. You guys may know it, but I just have to look up number one because I didn't know it was. Okay, so where do you want me to start from? What about Judge Dredd? I'm so happy with that one. Because I know a lot of Stallone movies had big budgets, but they didn't do that great. That's true. Demolition Man? Demolition Man, Oscar. That made a lot of money. It did? Demolition Man did. Okay, how about I'll give you the top 15. That is not a good movie. It is a good movie. He just said Demolition Man is a good movie. Didn't we get close to it? Close to Walk Out. Dude, that's a great movie. It's very good. It's a terrible movie. Not really, no. Very good, he says. It's very good. Not good. It's very good. Very good. It is. It's very good. I think I still have it on VHS, too. You're a clown. I have it on DVD. All right, number 15, A Sound of Thunder. I'll copy it for you.
Oh, thanks. Do you still want the budget and what it gross? I just start at 25. Just go all the way down. Oh, all the way? Okay. 25, Sahara. Budget of $160 million. Gross, $68.7 million. Number 24, Alexander. Budget of $115 million. Gross, $34.3 million. Number 23, Inchon? Huh? I-N-C-H-O-N. Anyone? No? Budget of $46 million, gross $5.2 million. Number 22, Poseidon. Budget of $160 million, gross $60.7 million. Ooh, wow. Do we need to know the money? No, okay. Just give me the movie. Number 21, Speed 2. Number 20, One from the Heart. Number 19, All the King's Men. Number 18, Leonard Part 6. Leonard. Leonard. Leonard? No. It could be either. How's it spelled? Because I really want to know why you decided to be Leonard. It's spelled Leonard. L-E-O-N-A-R-D. Oh, my God. Sky. Wow. Yes. Tomato, tomato. Tomato, tomato. You have a problem. Is that not a name? Here's my question. Here's my question. Here's my question. Is there anything that could have got her to say Leonard?
I'm like, this would have been a weird spelling. Why Leonard? That's not a name? It's Italian, guys. Thank you. Wow. Leonard. What? That checked out. What is she going to get? Dyslexia or something? No, dyslexia is when you get them back. Something's wrong with her. Leonard. Mike. Phonetically. I'm trying to figure out Leonard. You've never seen Leonard before? I read it phonetically. You've never seen Leonard? No, it was that James Frey book that she read. My Friend Leonard. Thank you. Number 17, Shanghai Surprise. Number 16, Basic Instinct 2. Number 15, A Sound of Thunder. 14, Hudson Hawk. 13, Howard the Duck. Hudson Hawk. Very good. Yep. Wait, Sean. Wait till we get to the... Number 12, Bonfire of the Vanities. Oh, yeah. Number 11, Catwoman. 10, Battlefield Earth. 9, Geely. 8, Waterworld. I almost said Geely, but I thought there was no... Rob did. Well, we said Geely. Yeah, I said that in the beginning. I thought there was no budget on it. Before we started guessing, officially. Really? So it wasn't official. Wow. Well, no, because Mike was like, we'll do it later. That's okay, Sky.
Mike was like, we'll do the list later. So I wasn't checking the list when you guys were initially ranting off names. And then when you said, oh, let's do this now, that's when I'm like, okay, let me check the list. Sorry, Rob, you're stupid. I didn't say that, Rob. Leonard, you're wrong. His name is Leonard. Number eight, Waterworld. Number seven, The Postman. Number six. Oh, The Postman. That was a big one. Two Kevin Costner movies. Six, Cutthroat Island. Five, Cleopatra. Four, Heaven's Gate. Three, Ishtar. Two, The Adventures of Pluto Nash. And number one, Town and Country. Never heard of it. Was that Warren Beatty or? That sounds vaguely familiar. Yeah. Never heard of it. Diane Keaton, Andy McDowell. Can I see the list? Eddie, I would like you to make a list of like and dislike. So you're just going to put a check mark by like and dislike. We're going to go through it with Sean, okay? Because I want to see, out of these top 25, which movies, and we've got to take into account, he probably hasn't seen them all. Yeah, some of them I don't know. Okay. So we've got to make a category for don't know. Like Leonard. He hasn't seen that one. Never heard of that one. Yep.
But Leonard, yes. Leonard part six, of course. Skye, did you put the two marks under Leonard? I mean, did you do that before you read this? No, when we were in the middle of arguing and I said it spelled Leo and Nard. That's when I made those marks. Then how come you didn't say posse-idian for Poseidon? Because I... It is posse-idian. Yeah, you're right, but I don't know. Pose-idian. I've heard of that. Pose it. You've never heard of Leonard? Nope. You've never heard of Leonard? Never heard that name. Sean Town and Country? Adventures of Pluto Nash? Love it. Ishtar? Like it. Don't love it, like it? Uh, yeah. Okay. Heaven's Gate? Uh, love it. Cleopatra? Love it. Cutthroat Island? I'll have to say I like it, because it's been a long time. Okay, but when you saw it, you liked it? Yeah. The Postman?
Did not see it. Waterworld. Saw it, liked it. Geely. Never saw it. Battlefield Earth with John Travolta. Loved it. Catwoman. Liked it. Bonfire of the Vanities. Liked it. Howard the Duck. I have to say I liked it. It's been a long time. There's really none of these that you didn't like, huh? Not yet. This list of the 25 biggest bombs of all time. Right? Hudson Hawk. Did I say that? Loved it. Hudson Hawk. He loved it. So good. Great musical. Liked him as a defensive coordinator. It is musical. Calm down. A Sound of Thunder. Don't know. Basic Instinct 2. Did not like that. First not like. Shanghai Surprise. Liked it. Leonard Part 6. Liked it.
You saw it? Bill Cosby. Yeah, Bill Cosby. Leonard Part Six, he saw. Yeah, of course. All the King's Men. Don't know it. One from the Heart. Nope. Speed Two. Liked it. Poseidon. Don't know. Never saw it? You've never saw Poseidon? No. Wow. Not the Poseidon Adventure, right? No, the new one. The one that came out a couple years ago. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Richard Dreyfuss, Kurt Russell. Did not like that one. Oh, goodness. Wait. I mean, out of all of them. That's the one. I think I almost walked out on that one. Dang, dude. What was your issue with it? I thought it was really slow. It was an effect like they were trying to survive. No, no, it absolutely did. It didn't have the action Cleopatra had. All right. The comic timing of Hudson Hawk. It was good. Honestly, it was good. Inchon. Inchon. Inchon. Inchon. Inchon. Inchon. Alexander.
Did not like that one. Sahara. I have to say like because I don't remember hating it. How many do you like? How many do you dislike, Eddie? Oh, my God. Sean, out of the top 25 bombs, liked slash loved 15, disliked three, and didn't know seven. So he knew 15 of them. 15, 16, 17, 18. He liked 15 of 18. That's got to be 95, 98%. Eddie, you called it. Congrats. Now hold on, hold on. Hold on, what? It's Mikey. The Mikey Show is on. They say your lands are cursed. I'm here to kill your monster. The fight against evil. Show you. Motion picture experience. You're as much a monster as me. In IMAX 3. And rip off.
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We send Boston Rob down to the courthouse with a recorder. And as people are walking in, he just says, what you doing at the courthouse? Did you get a thumbs up or thumbs down from Shauna with that call I made you do? Thumbs down. All right. I know. I wish I could tell you what it was. But hey, it makes sense. I understand. She probably made the right decision. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely. I just can't tell you what it is. Anyway, what you doing at the courthouse coming up? This Chef Tom is an amazing cook. He's gorgeous. That's right. Tom, do me a favor. Come over to the microphone where Nerd is. I'm going to introduce Nerd in a second too because Nerd brought some gifts. Tom's a friend of mine. He's a chef. He wanted to bring in food today. He brought Kahlua pork. It's just unbelievable. In fact, I think I like it better than when I get it in the islands. I think I would prefer this.
than what I get in the islands. And I'm not kidding you, dude. That flavor's unreal. I like that he wore the coconut bra, the little skirt. Really added to the coconut skin. It's better. It is nice. It works for me. Did you come up with that on your own, or how did you do this? Just after years of being in Hawaii and eating their Kahlua pork and just messing with things on my own. I used banana leaves. banana liqueur and coconut rum and just do it up and braise it nice low and slow and see how it comes out. It's unbelievable. And you have a business going on that you wanted to talk about that I want to let you talk about. Yeah, it's called Local Cooking. It's kind of like bringing culinary school into your home. Whereas I would be the instructor and you kind of team up in pairs of two and create maybe like a five course meal and each couple is responsible for a course. Wow. And I lead you through it, and then you serve it all at the end with some wine. What if you don't have, like, a partner? Oh, friends? Yeah. No big deal. I should do that. That sounds cool. I need to learn to cook really bad. You really do. Yeah, it just needs to start happening. What if your friends are not that nice to you? I love my friends. My friends are the best friends I could ever ask for. They're so mean to you. They are nice. What if I have friends, but... Mikey! They try to, like, dove...
too far into my personal life. Hey. Come on. They try to control me. They do not. What if, what if without even knowing it, they hurt me? Oh. Whoa. But you don't know it? Stop it. Well, sometimes they think they're just being a friend, Skye. But afterwards, I find myself alone and without a guy I was starting to like. Oh, wait. Oh, my God. If I am cut, do I not bleed? Shall I cover myself in some sort of emotional armor? Lest I fend off these emotional barbs? I don't talk like that. I don't. What shall I do? As summer gives way to fall, I find myself wrapped in the bitter coldness of loneliness. Where are thou, my true Romeo? Eddie. As I look to past memories of winter and cereal, I look to the future and think, Where shouts my next night? As I sit and ponder, Why are you such a bitch, Kaylee? As I'm wrapped in winter's cold, sometimes I say,
I didn't use day out of my junk. Wait. Don't say that. Get up out of this zoo. All right. You're just being silly. Anyway, Tom. Come on. Please. So people can go over, you can go over to people's houses and you'll teach them how to cook. Yeah, or you could, you know, we could rent a studio if you don't have a big enough place. But as long as you have enough room to put down a cutting board, you know. Wow. How do we do this? Yeah. Just go on to my website. It's localcooking.com. Local cooking without the G, so I am. Cooking. Local cooking. Cooking. What's cooking good looking? Sweet. That's what I'm talking about. Yes. Go halves on a baby.com, too. That's not a baby. That's my site. Tom's going to hang out in the studio with us, but I want to say thank you. And later on, I want to give your website out again, because it's a good thing, and I want people to be able to do it. P1Nerd, have a seat. Greetings. Greetings, nerd.
Nerd won P1 trivia, of course. He slayed the girl he went up against. Nerd is 25 years old, and because he won P1 trivia, he gets to come and hang out in the studio. What's a P1, nerd? A P1 is someone who listens to Mikey's show for long periods of time, recruits more P1s, calls in and doesn't cuss and gets straight to their point. That is correct. And maybe join P1Site.com. There you go. And greetings. That is correct. Affirmative. That's an affirmative answer. Okay. Nerd has brought gifts. Oh, goodness. Oh, no. So let's get these suckers out. Let's see what you brought, nerd. Be cool, nerd. Uh-oh. Why do you have to... He's giving you a gift. Why would you say that? Why would you say be cool? Because I've seen the bags. That's an awful thing to say. So...
These gifts were ideas from the P1 site members as well as Spaceboy helped me out. Well, Sky, you can't be upset if it was from the P1s themselves. It's from fans. It would be spitting in the face of your very own fans. Oh, you mean the people who call in and call me a beating and pick on me and like to point out. Now, wait a second. How do you know it's the same people? Anyway. Well, we'll see. Let's see what you get, nerd. So, the first present is for Eddie. We couldn't send you to an island. We're bringing the island to you, giving him a pineapple. Thank you very much. The deal about that is that Eddie has talked about how sometimes when he enjoys fruit at home, like pineapple, tropical fruit, specifically pineapple, he likes to sometimes pretend that he's like Tom Hanks from the movie Castaway, and he's enjoying it on a deserted island. Only the deserted island is his living room while Sports Spinner is on. Sports Spinner? Yes, Sports Spinner. My faves. Really good channel. What else you got? For Boston Rob, I got him...
Dunkin' Donuts coffee grinds. Yeah. You're the best. All right. And New England clam chowder. There you go. But he's not even tried that. Well said. No, I have tried it. Oh, you have? Oh, yeah. One for everyone. Okay, for Zef, because he can't get a girl, I'm giving him 16. Maxim calendar. There you go. Oh, he'll take it. Oh, he'll take it. That's funny. Since Mikey likes cooking. We got him the perfect Mexican. Oh, wow. That is good. That is good. Hand that over, Skye. That's nice. That's great. I consider myself the perfect Mexican. Wow. All right. Thank you, nerd. You're welcome. Oh, it's got like the... It's actually got, like, the real classics in here. Oh, yeah. The huevos rancheros, nachos, like, stuff I can actually make. I like it. And here come the gaggings, Ashley. Yeah, I'm sorry, Ashley. I got you. I got Ashley two sponges. Oh, what are those for? Two giant sponges. Two giant sponges, one for each armpit. Birth control. Oh, no, no. Oh, it's for the armpit. Birth control. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I said sponges. Well, he said sponges. And I was like, I get it. And then I went, no, no, no. He meant the armpits. Then I thought, is it the flood thing? I didn't get any of it. Right to birth control. You're dead. I'm sorry. You're dead. She's a human. She's a human. All right. He gave her sponges. And I was assuming that was for her apartment. Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah, me too. Oh, you didn't think it was birth control? Okay. Who said that? Yeah. That makes a lot of sense, Eddie. You're on your own, bro. It's that spermicidal sponge. What the hell are you? That doesn't make it better. Mike. No. At all. I mean, why did you even say that? No! Oh, no. Wow, Mike. Oh, dear. I'm busted. I'm busted. I'm in trouble. I apologize. I don't understand. What else do you have? All right. Ashley, don't use this until two minutes before Dumb Chick Challenge. It's smart water. Wow. That's... Hey, come on. He's kidding. Hey, he's kidding. No, I... He's just playing. No, I don't... I love nerd. Thank you.
And the last one is for Sky. I want you to open it, please. Yeah. Open it. It's in a honey-baked ham bag. Oh. Okay. It's a... What is it? Photoshop of... It's a Photoshop of OJ holding a platter with a ham on it and a picture of me sitting at a table with ham in front of me. OJ is saying choppy chop. And then he goes on to say, Skye, my love, I carved this honey-baked ham just for you. I'm good with a knife. Let me see it. Choppy choppy. I love it. Skye, guys, take care. Happy weekend. And there's also two more presents inside. Did you get the picture yet, Zed? Well, let me open the rest of it, and then we'll... Let you do that. I like ham. Honey baked. What's inside, Skye? Birth control. Yeah, what do you think this is? My spermicidal gel? Wait, is that birth control cream? Yeah. Birth control cream. Is that what it is? I mean, I would assume that it's sunblock. Spermicidal cream. But it says SPF second degree on it. Oh, that's different. Written in. Oh, well, you can use it. Clever.
And then a gift card to the Honey Baked Ham store. Oh, wow. Thought that counts? Thank you very much for mocking me. Thank you. It's probably not for very much. Can't even get a full hand with this, but hey, thought that counts. That's the thought. Hopefully they sell candy there. Thought that counts. Oh, my gosh. Thanks, Eon. Did you get a picture, Zeth? Okay. What's going on, Zeph? Zeph, hang on. Come here. Come here, Zeph. Oh, gosh. Did you get any depo shots for me, Mike? Oh. Oh. Oh, man. Hey, I can't help you on this one. Horrible. What is that? A pineapple or corn? What is that? I'm not there. I bet you do. Sorry. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Come on. He made a mistake. I made a mistake. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have made that joke. Come on. Forgot for a moment, and then it just came out, and I thought, oh, you know, this might be. What did you forget? Yeah. Stop it. Oh. It's garbage. Did you take pictures yet, Zed? Turn the lights off. For goodness sake. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That is crazy. Tough love it is. Tough love. It's crazy right now.
What is that? A honey-baked ham container or a diaphragm? It's actually a honey-baked ham container. I made a mistake. Stop that. Don't. It's enough. Look at his face. All right. Is that a cookbook, Mike, or the Kama Sutra? Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. I get it. You on birth control or are you sticking with Kama? It's been illustrated. Wow. Seth's got his abstinence calendar. This email, the subject is daylight savings time, and it was addressed to myself, and it was addressed to Sky, and I've read it, and I'm going to tell you that I honestly, if I'm wrong, if Sky's wrong, well, first of all, I can't speak for Sky, but if I'm wrong,
I will apologize. Sky, it's up to you what you want to do, but first of all, I have to make sense of it. Okay, yeah. In order for me to apologize for something, I have to make sense of it. Yeah, I want to see if we're on the same page here. The subject is Daylight Savings Time. It says, Hi, Mikey and Sky. I was really embarrassed when I called on Monday, October 29th and asked what had happened to Daylight Savings Time. It normally fell the weekend prior to Halloween and had been... for the first 48 years that I have been alive. I had to wait for your break. Then when you came back on, Sky announced that President Bush had passed a bill back in 2005 in regards to changing the actual day that we could change our clocks to the first weekend of November. You guys acted like this had been taking place for two years. Now, I'm going to stop there because I'm not really sure how one acts like something took place for two years. I'm not sure what that would sound like. It's a certain tone. Well, I understand, but short of saying, I'll tell you what, that happened two years ago. That's the tone right there. Well, it would have to be the tone, honestly, because I can't imagine. I'm trying to imagine a situation.
Where by the tone of my voice, I would have represented that something that I care very little about took place two years ago. I'm only telling you what's in my heart. And Daylight Savings ain't in there. I'm still looking. Like I'm searching my heart. It ain't in there. It's not in there. Check behind the childhood memories. Let me see. Where are children? You know, the area where you don't like to go very often. Oh, it's over there? Yeah. Let me look over there. It's in the dark spot. Ooh, no, it ain't over there. Oh, gosh. Sorry, I just sent you there. It says, Sky failed to mention or didn't know that this was the first year that it was done. Way to go, Sky. Well, I mean, I did know that. Well, okay, so you did know. I did know that President Bush voted on this in 05 and that we did it once for the spring forward and now we're doing it the first time for the fallback. So this is the first year. Now... I mean, we didn't specifically say that. We didn't say that this was the first year. We didn't say that. No. Okay. We just said it had changed. We didn't say exactly when it changed. We just said it had changed. We didn't say it changed this year and...
To be specific, there's a quote that perhaps we should have said. Okay, okay. It changed this year, and to be specific, this is the only year, in fact, this is the first year, in fact, we've only done it once up to this point, and I just want everyone to know. No, we didn't. We said it was voted on in 05, and, you know, obviously affecting what's going on right now. The email ends with, I would like an apology. Yeah. Why are you laughing? Ashley, what are you laughing? The lady's asking for an apology. Now, this is from P1 Stephanie. I don't feel I owe an apology. What does she want an apology for? Because we... Well, because she says she was embarrassed when she called and that we made it sound like this has been going on for two years. We are very fortunate in that today in the studio we have an ambassador not only from P1Site.com. but an ambassador of the Mikey Show and the P1s. I am going to ask you, and I want you to be very honest with me, because as you know, P1 Nerd, I'm the type of guy that when told something that I have done wrong, I do like to, instead of blanketly saying that is incorrect, I like to search within myself and see if there is any truth to that, and then move forward. So please, I beg of you to be honest with me.
If I've done something wrong here, I want you to tell me, nerd. No, you haven't. I have not. No. I have not done anything wrong. See, because that's why I want to talk to you about it, Mike, because I just remember it being like a matter-of-fact type thing. Like, I don't think we mocked this woman. I don't think we made fun of her. Some of you may find this hard to believe, but if this guy had been wrong, I would have told her so. I'm sure she would have fessed up to it, too. Well, because I felt bad when I first read the email, and then I was like, well, wait a second. I don't believe that you felt bad when you first read it. Oh, I did. No. You got... Matt, angry, I'm sure. Oh, yeah, you're right. I was first angry, and then I felt bad. You're right. Get it! Says, I had to wait for your break, then you came back on. Sky announced that President Bush had passed the bill back in 05 in regards to changing the actual day that we change our clocks to the first weekend of November. You guys acted like this had been taking place for two years. Sky failed to mention or didn't know that this was the first year that it was done. I would like an apology.
You son of a bitch. I can't do it. I can't. So I don't know what to write back. Do I apologize? No, no, no. I can apologize for her feelings. If your feelings were hurt, I'm sorry. However, as far as the reporting, I think the reporting was accurate and I don't know that we did anything wrong in that situation. That email freaked me out. I'm going to be honest. That's crazy. It made me uncomfortable. It freaked me out. Yes. Now, this is going to come as news to a lot of people, but John Mayer just realized he's a douchebag. That's news to me. Finally. That's news to me. Listen, I'm just reporting on the news. What? I'm reporting on the news. Cut four. I went on the Internet today and I Googled myself, you know, and I had to kind of put it all together at once to realize at the end of it all, I'm kind of a douchebag. I don't know. I got a little sick of myself. I'm a little insufferable. I want to apologize to the internet world at large. Listen, I'm admitting it. I put it all together. I had to see it all at once. I'm a little bit of a douchebag. It's almost a headline from The Onion magazine, but John Mayer says he's douchebag. That's what the headline would say. Mayer just found out he's douchebag. The subject of this email is Leonard.
It says, hey, Mikey, ask Skye if she would say leopard. For what? Or leopard. You know, the cat. It's spelled L-E-O-P-A-R-D. That's a leopard. It's a very fast animal. If I didn't recognize the word, I would say that. But I'd recognize that word. You've heard of a leopard. She's never heard of a Leonard. No, I have heard of a Leonard. You thought it was L-E-N. Right. I didn't think Leonard had an O in it. I didn't think it had a silent O in it. Okay. A silent... Okay. I guess Leopard has a silent O, too. That's from P1BigRed. She's never seen... She'd never seen the word Leonard. Wow. Hey, listen. Every single one of you out there laughing in your cars right now, there's some of you who's never seen the word Leonard. Thank you, Mike. I know there's a few of you.
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The host of the show is a freak show. Eddie. I shower at night and I do my hair at night. Gross. Sean. Well, you know what? I'm a nonconformist. Boston Rob. Nothing in my life can go. Nothing in my life. Ashley. Food with you. The Mikey Show's on. 105.3. It's a Mikey show at 7.59. A former Poway city councilman has a new job. He's managing a nudist colony in East County. The curse of the number two continues in college football. Number two, Oregon falls to Arizona 34-24 last night. The fifth number two team ranked to lose to an unranked team this year. Dude, that was crazy. Oh, sorry. No, no, no. Wait a second. No, wait. No, I was just going to say. It was crazy. I saw it last night when the fans rushed the field. The people in cases you are about to hear are real.
The person interviewing them is real. Stupid. It's time for Whatcha Doing at the Courthouse. Boston Rob. Hey, by the way, did you use the new recorder? No, I didn't. Oh, no. You just broke Mike's little spirit. What? I'm taking it out this weekend to mess around with it. But I told him to take it. I told him to take it. Well, it's a brand new... Brand spanking new, and I read that. Right out of the box. I read, like, that whole, uh... Top of the... Top of the line. Top of the line. Top of the line. Top of the morning to ya. Like... Yeah. Legit. Sean knows all about it. Well, and it was, like, it was a difficult process to get this thing. Oh, it was. And so we gave him this top of the line recorder. And wasn't it bought specifically for things like Courthouse? It was bought for two things. Courthouse and bombed at the beach.
At the beginning of the week, I said, make sure you take that recorder and read up on it and know how to use it before you go out there. At the beginning of the week. Garbage! I don't want to spank my kids. Well, maybe something's happening. He's not learning. Maybe something happened that we didn't know about. What happened? Do you guys want to hear why? Yes. Yeah, what happened? Please. Sean. Yeah, what happened? Because I read that manual thing, which I kind of didn't understand. Being serious, like, I don't get, like, I have to be shown physically. I'm stupid. You're smart. I don't know what I'm doing. Okay, you know what? No. You know what? I'm an idiot. It's my fault. My point was to piss everybody off. I couldn't figure it out, Mike. I don't know what to tell you. Shut your mouth. I'm so sorry that I'm so sad. Shecky, you would have never been able to figure that out. Get myself. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Not where I was going at all with that. Monster. Jesus. You really are. You came and attacked me out of nowhere. I know. I'm such a baby. I hope this comes back to get you. I hope your karma comes back to get you. Come on, Rob. I'm so sorry. I really do. I'm going to soak in my self-pity over here, Rob. You keep it spoiled. Oh, my God. You better chin up your dog. She's going to kill him. All right. That's enough. Catch up.
Ketchup. We have a word that we use. When she hears the word, she has to stop attacking. Why didn't Rob scream out Palomino? Yeah, doesn't he? Whatever. Let her do her little thing. It's hilarious. It's so funny. It's a word that I've come up with in my pit bull. So she only responds. Now we have to change it every time. Oh, good. We have to change it because then he could use it. Other people could use it. And then you don't have a tack dog anymore. So that means we have to change it from ketchup to something else. She used to be Palomino. So Rob, you were saying. I was saying nothing. Ashley nailed it on the head. She nailed it on the head. That's exactly where I was going with it. You're falling into her trap. Don't let her do it to you. She wins. She's hilarious. She's so good at what she does in everything. In every aspect of everything. That girl don't screw up. I'll tell you that. You are 100% all the time. And coming at me like that? I've got to give you props. I really do. What?
The courthouse, huh? Yeah, that courthouse thing. Do you think maybe we should play their song? Probably. About them fighting? I thought they made up. I thought they made up, too. Might be a good idea. She can't help but be a bitch. Wait a second. Oh, now that's a little disrespectful. That's just aggressive. She's a lady. Not even passive aggressive. She's a lady. Oh, that's just a personal shot. What else you got? This will help. See, if you're new listening to the Mikey Show, Ashley and Rob, they fight a lot. So they did this duet. Having a work with a dumbbell. Already it's rude. Wanna crack a joke but I can't tell. Is she on her meds or is she a psycho hat? Never seen a human so sweaty. Keeps up like this, we better than us. She doesn't sweat anymore, Rob. Thank you, Mike. But we might have to change the song, that part. Please don't cry today. Well, Eddie, you can relate to that, right? Yeah. Sharpest knife in the drawer. Sticks a little bit harder to it. Especially given this situation. Ready to be best friend. Do you think, Seth, it's right now that none of this is about him?
Hey, if you're just tuning in, obviously we're playing What You Doing at the Corner. Totally. My favorite. Anyway, Rob, you were saying. What was I saying? You were explaining that you didn't use the new recorder. You were still using the old one. Oh, I was explaining that? Yeah, yeah. Because I thought Loudmouth over there just took over and decided attention on me again. No, I was just making fun of you. You could have kept going with your story. I think what he's trying to say is it's already been covered. Yeah, it has. She nailed it on the head. Like, we were about to get into something about me, and she couldn't handle that, you know, she wasn't going to be in this. So, all of a sudden, bark, bark, bark. She has to get her voice heard again. Question. Question. I guess not. Question. P1 Nerd. P1 Nerd made an observation earlier. We were off the air, and Sky was commenting that Tom's...
Kahlua Pork was not her favorite. And P1 Nerd and Eddie said to her, that's the rudest thing I've ever heard. And P1 Nerd began to laugh and said, wow, you're really like that off the air too? No. No, that's not what he said. He said, oh, it's like this off the air too. Speaking about all of us. Oh, totally. Looking at you. I thought he was kind of directing. Ask him. Yes, Nerd, go ahead. So you're only talking about me, Nerd. Yes, I'm sorry. So these guys are different off the air? Hang on. Attack him. That'll help. Hang on. I'm not attacking him. I'm asking him questions. Here's the point. You're the ass. You're the ass face. Wait, wait, guys. Hang on. With the ass hat. Oh, double ass. You can't mouth that. Well, you certainly can't say it either. So my question... My question is, you've got to experience the Mikey show in person. A lot of people don't get to do that. What are your impressions of the Ashley Robb deal, seeing it in person? What is it like, and is it any different than hearing it on the radio? It's not different. It's just as fun? Yeah, it's just as fun, but it's...
She's not actually looking at Rob. Right. She's just staring at her computer screens while talking to the microphone. That's how you normally talk, because I'm facing forward. You're getting sold in nerds. But he robs to the left. He shred lightly. I already used the word ketchup. I already used it. Are you saying because I didn't look at him, I was like, what does that have to do with anything? I don't get that. You know, Ashley, I'll step in here. I think that he was just making an observation. I don't know. I don't know. He wasn't attacking. He's an innocent victim. He wasn't attacking. He wasn't attacking. It was not an attack. He wasn't attacking. Anyway, so let's get to what you're doing at the courthouse. Yes! Rob! Oh, wait a minute. Eddie's giving me the sign that that's going to have to wait. Why? Yeah, we didn't get started yet, but we... We have to take a break. And when we come back, we will hear what you're doing at the courthouse. The audio quality will be sort of unpredictable. And the reason for that is, well, it's the same reason I got a new recorder. It's unpredictable. You never know what you're going to get. This, by the way, is on top of just being fat and short and Mexican. On top of all of it, this is my life. I want you to hear.
Okay, honey, I'm ready to go. Um, what are you wearing? Yes, but are you planning on spending the night there? What? The sweatpants? Too casual? You think? Honey, they're my burger pants. Your what? Burger pants, hon. Loose, airy, comfortable, elastic waistband. It's game time, babe. Let's go. Okay, so how am I looking? You're living dangerously with that white blouse, but I like what it says about you. You're courageous. Get in the car. When was the last time you went shopping and got cash back? At Mossy Nissan, you pick the car, you keep the cash. Right now, during Nissan's year-end sales event, you'll get up to $4,500 cash back on select new Nissans, and you can spend it on anything you want.
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Mary Bonds was indicted yesterday, and then a judge released Bonds' trainer, Greg Anderson, from prison after spending much of the year there. Sky, I have an email here where the subject is Leonard, and this is a list of famous Leonards in history. Who could forget Sugar Ray Leonard? The more famous boxers of all time. Of course, yes. Then I think everybody knows the name Leonard Bernstein. Oh, yes. And one of Sean's favorites, Leonard Nimoy. Oh, wow. He was good. Live long and prosper. Leonard Nimoy. While I read these emails, by the way, Sky looks at her computer.
Well, not just when you read the ones making fun of me. That's when I check out and decide to see what's going on at TMZ. Maybe a little Perez Hilton. But he's talking to you. I don't care. I was reading an email to you. care. I mean, isn't that obvious? It's so rude. I mean, isn't it obvious by my body language? But that was an email to you. Well, I have my own email account, so if they're not just trying to kiss ass to the boys club and they actually have something to say to me, they can send me an email if they'd like, and I will respond. I respond to all of my emails, except for the hateful ones. She is an enigma. I'm sorry for the honesty. Enigma wrapped in a jerk. Wow. The people in cases you are about to hear are real. The person interviewing them is real. Let's try this again. Stupid. It's time for Whatcha Doin' at the Courthouse. Take two. Hey, Rob, how come you didn't use that new record? Oh, no. Oh, shut up. No, no. No, we just shouldn't do that. Come on, there's something in the air today. Ashley, you want to answer that for me? Let's just try and get through. Come on, guys. She's got a giant smile on her face right now.
All right, Rob. So this first person that you talked to was a man who claims that he was arrested for doing nothing at all. Nothing. That happens. Standing on the corner. Before we play this, I want people to know that that happens. Been there, done that. That's right. Been there. Well, no. Well, what you're doing at the courthouse is just Rob standing out in front of that courthouse just talking to people as they walk in and asking what they're doing. And most of the time you're talking to innocent people. And they want to let you know they are innocent. No. What you doing at the courthouse? Man, uh... Arrested. No probable cause. Like, so, what were you doing? Where were you at, and how the cops... I love by the language. Yeah. Everybody down there knows it. Yeah, well, sure. You know, if you're talking to me, it would be, you know what? I didn't do anything, but I got arrested. Right. No probable cause. Let's roll up on you. I was standing on the corner from my home, and the police pulled up, asked questions. What did they ask you? What were some of the questions they asked me? What I'm doing here. Obviously, I live on the area, so that's what I was doing. Standing right from the corner from my street. And information. Gave him my information. Turned out that he assumed that I was doing drugs or whatnot. So he assumed you were doing or selling drugs, maybe? Both. How do you assume? Right. No, he did. Well, I mean, what leads you to such an assumption?
Well, obviously, everyone standing on a street corner is selling drugs. Selling or doing drugs? Yep. Duh. Either one. We've all been there, huh? Yeah. So they take you in and what happens? You serve any time or five days in jail? Well, now, wait a second. Well, come on. Well, now, hang on a second. I mean... You can't really do five days in jail if there's nothing on you. Right. Totally innocent. Well, yeah, man, like I had the rock cocaine on me, but it wasn't mine. Wait. I was holding it for a friend. For my friend. Maybe we're about to get to the part where he got set up. That happens a lot. Could be. With no charges filed. So when you get out, there were no charges against you. You don't have to appear in court, nothing? Actually, I do have to appear in court, but it was filed after my... release and that was uh that's illegal because they say this they have a year is there somebody in the background going no it's not no is it why who is he responding to going yes it is yes it is who's he saying that to himself no this guy was a little okay i i think he might have been on drugs things are becoming more clear wow but we don't know this was the second take with him by the way
The first one, he could not get out. All over the place and kind of drifted off and came back to. Fell asleep. Yeah. Therefore, what they charge me is a misdemeanor. So they have a year to file. But at the time of my arrest and after my release, there was no charges filed. So what are you appearing in court for? Right now, at this moment, I just came back to take care of the fines because I still don't have to appear... In court till the 28th of November. And then when you appear in court then, are you appearing for soliciting drugs or something like that? I'm appearing for the same charges. What is it? Resistant arrest. Oh, well. Couldn't mention that. Till now. That's interesting. I'm not fighting you! Sounds like you did. Standing on a street corner. He's trying to remember what it's called. Oh, I was, what are they called? I know every other law term. You know what? I can't even remember what it was. What, did you try to run? No, I tried to kill the guy. Don't chase me, bro. Resist arrest, but it's nothing for me to be arrested on. You know what I mean? I cannot resist arrest. I kind of. Unless you have some, you know, the idea of something. But when I do nothing, anything, how could I resist arrest? Because it's nothing for me to be arrested on.
You see? So I was actually defending my right. Like, I'm not going to let you come up and cuff me when I'm not guilty or anything. Of course, I'm going to fight you off. You know what I mean? And that's what happened. Totally. Don't chase me, bro. Mike, of course he's going to fight them off. He didn't do anything. You're not just going to let a cop cuff you. That's a natural reaction when a cop comes at you to cuff you. Especially when I don't do anything wrong. That's right. Well, if you are an innocent man, what did Ashley just do? I think she's... You know what I mean? She's impersonating. I think she's having a seizure. I thought she was having a seizure. Somebody put a ruler in her mouth. Tongue depressor. Something. A piece of wood, anything. A muzzle. Sounds like Marlee Maitland. Well said. So here B-Rob talks to some guys about their Sunday night in Pacific Beach. I bet it was fun. Oh, sounds neat.
What you doing at the courthouse? Going to fight PB. Oh, man. Uh-oh. Nobody saw that coming, right? This guy's making me nervous. Uh-oh. I'm going to tell you right now, I hear this guy's voice, and I'm scared of this guy already. Yeah, I think we should go to a different bar tonight. Yes. I want no part of this guy. Yeah, I know. He sounds big. Yeah. And he sounds like he's been in more scuffles than I have. Yep. Yeah. And I hear his voice and I do a little math. Okay. So when I hear his voice, I go, him plus nine, ten beers equals me petrified. I like this guy right off the bat. What you doing at the courthouse? Going on a fight, PB. What went down? Just some chumps riding by on a bike. It started getting loud and they pretty much got beat up. Now they want to press charges. Still some chumps, plural, meaning he took care of two or more. Multiple chumps. I'm just going to put it out there. I'd let this guy sell me for cigarettes. I'm not even going to fight it.
Turn your pocket inside out so I can grab onto it. You got that. I'm not even going to fight it. I'm not going to fight it. Right. So was this like a Friday night so everybody had a couple cocktails? Rob, how come you didn't say to him, I don't know, you look like a great big pussy to me. How'd you get that guy? How'd you do that? I ain't that stupid. Come on. A couple of drinks in here. What's going on? It was a Sunday night. Sunday night? Oh, that's hardcore partying right there. And now what happened? These guys rode by on bikes. How many were there? There was four of them. Four of them? Wait, am I understanding wrong? I'm understanding wrong. He didn't take on four guys by himself. Okay, okay. You guys were there. Four. Four against four. Fair fight. Okay, fair fight. Just by the sound of his voice, it wasn't a fair fight. He probably could have handled four. Just hearing his voice, he probably could have handled four. Well, the guys were chumps on the bike. Duh. Unfortunately, this was a scene pretty evenly matched. I don't know why anyone would want to press charges. They want to press charges like we beat them up, but they were fighting, too. So, what did they say? Did they roll by, say, yo mama joke? Yes, Rob. Yes, Rob. I don't know. I'm trying to get the scoop. He's trying to get to the bottom of it. Why didn't you ask him if they rode by doing a knock-knock joke?
Because that's not offensive to a lot of people's sky. Oh, my bad. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. My bad. No, he didn't. I don't know why they stopped. Somebody said something to him when they got off their bikes and got beat up. Let me guess. They mentioned how far apart your eyes look. Oh. No, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, dude. I didn't say it. I'm not saying that. That's out loud. So you guys handle business that night? Sometimes. So now, what do you guys do for you, and what are you guys looking at? Are there real serious charges, or anyone go to the hospital? One guy got his jaw broke. I don't think... Ouch! That's gotta hurt a little bit. Oh, wow. Weird. Liquids for three months. Me, Sunday night, taught my son where his ear is. Very similar. This guy broke a guy's jaw. Pretty close, dude. Almost identical evenings. I don't think anything. They're going to get dropped at things, basically. Just another normal night in PB. I know how that goes. Rob's, like, making friends with this guy. Oh, well, are you kidding? I told him I probably run into him this weekend. Please. I'm sure Rob didn't give him his card or anything. Rob's like, hey, if that ever happens again and you want another pair of fists. Oh, my God. What you doing at the courthouse? Now, this is a lady.
And she's talking to Rob about her brother being on trial for domestic violence. So she's there to support? Is that the deal? Or is she a witness or what? No, she's there in support. But you got to listen to this audio. I'm going to see my brother for his court hearing. Describe her, please. She's like five, six, black lady, hair all done up. All done up. Very nicely. Yeah, yeah. It's done up. but then just in, like, a sweatsuit. Okay? You know, like, the hair didn't match the outfit. Okay. Well, listen. A tracksuit? Listen, it's called the high-low. Yeah, it's called the high-low. I can relate. I loved it. That's right. Now, what happened? He domesticated by his... Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, I don't think that's a verb. Is that a verb? Now, hang on a minute. Guilty. A wife that's in the military, which is not his wife, his baby mama.
Is this for real? Rob, are you getting actors? Why is he getting actors? Nope. So they're not married? No, they're not. So she's just got his kid? Yeah. She says it's his kid, but it ain't. Have they got a DNA test? I recently had to go through that, and I know how that goes. No, they didn't go through that. You should. Because she didn't show up. She didn't show up. So now... Is she talking with her hands at all? With her hands at all? I was ducking, bopping. What? He's in court for domestic violence assault with a deadly weapon. Whoa. Oh, my God. What was the deadly weapon? I guess a knife. He guesses. You're not taking a guess. No, you know. It's called answering a question. I don't know that he's taking a guess. Now, did he do it? What's going on? He falsely accused? No, but he probably did. He did it. He probably did. Not smart. Not smart. He did do it.
Because she, she what? Pissed them off. Okay. But the charges that are being accused against him, 15 to 20 years of life, that's not with it. You know, 15 to 20 years of life for a military broad? No, I'm cool. 15 to 20 years for coming at somebody with a knife? I mean, give me a break, is what she's saying. For a military broad? Come on. I'm cool. So if you aren't in the military? Well, if you're in the military, you should know how to defend yourself, is what she's saying. Uh-huh. What? I don't think he has anything to worry about. Yeah, I think he's fine. No problem. Military or not. Or military broad. She's a military broad. She used to be my best friend. You didn't mention that. No, she didn't. Where did that come from? She ain't. So you don't think the punishment fits the crime? Right. What do you think it should be? I think that my brother should go to a class, a couple classes, or go to a rehab place, one or the other. He doesn't do drugs. He doesn't do nothing like that. punishment don't fit the crime, carpet don't match the drapes, whatever. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, man. He doesn't need no life because if he does life, then my brother's going to kill himself. And he's going to stand around and watch. Nobody's going to be hurt, but nobody but us and the family. I love what she's doing at the courthouse. Britney Spears has an excuse for her positive drug test. In other words,
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Heading east on the 90, or west on the 94, a little slowing that last exit or so into downtown. Eight is cleared up nicely. Down for the North County, five is busy from Encinous Boulevard down past the racetrack. Over on the 15, still busy there from Camino Del Norte and down past Mercy Road. I'm Jeff Daly on Rocco 105.3. Is this P1 Meathead? That's right, Mikey. What's up, man? Not too much, dude. Tell me your AIS story. I got insurance through Farmer's Insurance. They had me pay about $5.22 a month for a Dodge Ram, and I went to AIS. I got renter's insurance and auto insurance for $116 a month. Really? So you combine them? Right. So I'm saving about $4,848 a year. $4,048 a year? $4,848 a year. Oh, I forgot $800 in savings. It's almost $5,000 a year. Dude, that's incredible. And they bought my wife and I dinner too. We were newlyweds, a body truck, and trying to start a family, and $600 a month just wasn't doing it for insurance. Tell people that are listening right now that...
If they decide to finally pick up the phone and call AIS, it's going to be great. Oh, yeah. AIS is definitely the greatest thing that's ever happened to me, dude. All right. Well, people living here in San Diego, this can be your story. 1-800-777-4AIS. 1-800-777-4247. Thank you, P1 Meathead. No worries, dude. Featuring priceless advice dished out by Dr. Phil. Here's some words of wisdom my father used to share with me when it came to money. He used to say, Dr. Phil, if you really want a family, all it takes is a $50 bill and a drive across the border for a black market baby. And then he said, how do you think we got you? Catch Dr. Phil. That's terrible. Only on The Mikey Show. No, it's not about pajamas. Pajamas. No, idiot. It's actually jamming. What? Give me this whole time, I thought. Welcome back. It's 839. A former drill instructor who was convicted of abusing recruits was sentenced to six months behind bars yesterday. Well, look who's back with the Yankees.
A-Rod agreed to a 10-year, $275 million deal. I'm so happy. What a jerk. Isn't that great? Good for him. What a jerk. He needed every last cent. What's up with that? Dude, you know what I found out? That when he opted out of his deal with the Yankees, you know, that he got an extra, like, $9 million from the Rangers. What? The team that made the original trade. How does that work? I don't know, man. There was this whole, I'm sure it was written into the contract, like if we trade you and if A-Rod opts out of his deal at some point, then you get $9 million from here and $10 million over here. So it was a whole big scam by probably Scott Boris' agent and A-Rod to get an extra $9 million on top of whatever else money he could get. Holy crap. I mean, it's just crazy how much money this guy has. You know something? You suck. I have a question. Yeah. Why does P1Nerd keep turning his microphone off when I turn it on? I don't know. I turn it on. He turns it off. I like him. It's happened now. Seven times. P1Nerd, what's going on? Because I don't want to...
have my breathing on the air or any of my wrestling in my camera. You're being considerate. Yeah, I'm being considerate. I don't want to... Like, if I laugh too loud or something. No, no, no, no. But I want to hear you. I want you to be a part of the show when you're here. I want you to laugh. That's so cute. That's what I want. I want all of this. He's Invisi-nerd. I don't think he realized that. But now he does. Okay. I want you. I like you. I enjoy you. This is the first P1 that Sean likes. Oh, yeah. Thank you, Sean. What's the deal with that, Sean? I don't think he seems like a cool guy. Seems nice, very respectful. The whole turning off the microphone thing I think is pretty cool. A lot of these P1s come in and they think they can take over the whole show. And frankly, I hate them. Most of you listening right now, I don't like you. I don't like you very much. First of all, I don't think anybody's ever come in and tried to take over the show. Oh yeah, they have. That's a little extreme, I mean. Well, yeah. I don't think so. They might try to talk to us. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. So you mean when they talk to us, they're taking... Taking over the show. Over the show. Yeah. But Mike will have a conversation with us. Well, sure. I'll ask him questions. Right. Right. And they're just like all over the air. No, I don't feel that way. That's interesting. Different. Anyway. So Brittany tested positive for amphetamines. She says the reason was...
She takes medicine for ADD. Really? Adderall is an amphetamine. Whoa. Yeah. Now, here's what I gots to say about that. Say it, Mike. Say it. It seems a little strange to me that when giving someone a drug test, they don't sort of ask you what you may be on. Yeah, they 100% do. No, they do. You know, list all the different drugs that you're taking. Right. Yeah. So you would not come up a positive for amphetamines if they knew you were on ADD medicine. I forgot to put it, y'all. I doubt that. Well, that is a symptom of ADD, right, Brittany? Sometimes you forget things. It's in the answer. Like, I take it because I can't remember to take stuff. Yep. There you go. Sounds fishy to me. Innocence. What sounds fishy? I forgot to write it on there. I got your back, girl. Well, do you have a prescription for it? Of course. Can I see it?
No. Why not? I forgot where I put him. Okay. May I speak to your doctor? Yes. Okay. Not right now. Do you know where he is? Yes. Where is he? Bolivoland. Where? Bolivian. Bolivian? I've never heard of that place. Did you just make that up? Is that in Louisiana? No. It's out of the country. He's on safari. Okay. Now you're just lying. Britney Spears. That's weird. Rachel Ray is talking about her marriage. What she says is that there's nothing wrong with it. It's all great. It's all good. No problems here. But yeah, all the rumors are getting to me. Yeah, she said this during a taping of her show, and that's the show that's going to air today. She told her audience that the rumors are starting to upset her. She says everybody gossips, but this stuff is hurting people's feelings who are in their family and their friends.
They say because of all these rumors, they worry about her marriage, but there's no need to, and everything's just peachy. P1 Allen took Adderall and got a positive drug test, right? Yeah, that's exactly what happened, except for when they called me up, they said, hey, all we need to know is the prescription, because they knew that the amphetamines for the Adderall were legal, and they looked very differently under a microscope than amphetamines you get on the street. Oh. They knew right away. They weren't like, hey, why are you on amphetamines? They said, hey, what's your prescription? Oh, okay. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. And you didn't list it before you ever even took the test? They didn't ask you? No, because right before you go into the interview, I mean, you just go and you pee. They don't care. They don't want to know anything about what you did. Right. You know, the second you pee in the cup, you're just a number. Okay, so they immediately knew. This is a legal amphetamine. Which one are you taking? Adderall. Got it. Huh. Got it. Interesting. Thanks for the call. But usually you can throw that out there before. You can tell them before you even take a test? Yeah, like my PO, I was doing the same thing I was on Adderall. Listen, parole officer. Listen, PO. No, I told him, I said, if I get traces of amphetamines, I'm taking Adderall. I just want you to know I do meth. If there's traces of meth, it's because I'm doing it. It was a great scam.
I think it is time for a little winner plug-all. Let's do it. The Mikey Show now presents two singers battling it out in a contest we call Stand By For Creativity. Winner plug-all. Oh, God. Fine. Presents. The way he says that. Utterly horrendous. All right, let's bring these guys in here. First up, P1 Anthony. Now. What we do is we have two guys come into the studio and perform against each other on an acoustic guitar. Now, they can have their own guitar player, or they can play themselves. I think both of the gentlemen today will be playing for themselves. Oh, cool. Very good. So, first up, we have P1 Anthony. Now, remember, the winner of Winner Plug All is going to get to plug themselves. Correct. They get to tell us about their...
Upcoming gigs or their MySpace. The band, all about the band. Exactly, exactly. So what we'll do is we got Anthony here first. And Anthony is 34 years old. And you're from Ramona, right, man? That's right. That's right. And how long have you been playing music? About 10 years. 10 years. And what kind of stuff are you into? Like, give me examples of stuff you like. I'm a big 90s rock fan. Alice in Chains. Alice in Chains. Chris Cornell, stuff like that. Got it, got it. Now, interesting choice, a shirt on him today. What is a shirt? It says, DJs are not rock stars. I love it. He is right. No, he's right. You are correct. DJs are not rock stars. But if I was him, and I know we don't vote, but picking out that shirt in the morning, I'd be like, you know what? I'm going to be in a room full of DJs. Maybe I shouldn't wear this shirt. Let me tell you something. I want one. No, that's a great shirt. Don't get me wrong. I love it. I think it's kind of risky wearing that into a room full of DJs. If I'm being honest, the back should say, but they do get recognized a lot. Oh, wow. That is weird. That is weird. Yes. Wow. Shot at Skye. Yes.
Hilarious. Out of nowhere. Come on, Sky, that wasn't funny at all. Well, listen, if we're being honest, one of us out of the seven was pointing out the shirt. Oh, I just thought it was an interesting choice. Well, I mean, first of all... I am, in fact, a rock star. I want to let you know, Anthony, your shirt is a lie, first of all. First of all, the shirt is a lie. They are rock stars. I am a rock star. Maybe Brian Seacross. All right, uh... Anthony, what we're going to do is we are going to have both of you guys perform. You're going to perform. When you're done, Eddie's going to perform, and it's not our Eddie. It's a listening. Eddie, what are you performing? I've been warming up this whole time. Bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee. I was in. I really like that. That sounded good. Thank you. I tell you, I'm ready. Nice tone. What we're going to do is Anthony will perform, and then P1 Eddie will perform, and we will allow you to vote for them.
if you're in the P1 text army. Now, what I want to do is, Anthony, I want to kind of get the story from you. What is the song that you're going to be singing, and what is it about? It's called Soldier's Mind. I was in service for a while, and I wrote this before going overseas, and it was right around, I guess this was my 9-11 song. Wow. So I wrote this in Fort Hood, Texas, and it's been around the world. I like it already. Anytime you're ready, man. All right. Soldier's mind is black and blue, fighting with his conscience. It's not like he knows he's gonna deal with whatever's satisfied. Soldier's mind is one drink away from leaving all of this. He's been lucky so far, but no one can say what down the road. This earth is only real if they see it on TV.
Nice. Wow. I love it, man. Very political song. Thanks, Mike. That's good stuff, man. That was Anthony McGee. He's 34 years old. The guy's been making music a long time. Song is called Soldier's Mind, and it's good stuff, man. All right, Anthony, we're going to have you go into the other room. We're going to bring in the next guy. The next guy is Eddie. Coincidentally, the guy's name is Eddie Anthony. Whoa. I know. True. How strange is that? Eddie Anthony is 30 years old, originally from Texas. He's living out here now, and says here he's been making music for about eight years. So I'll be interested to get his story.
Sky, I know you must have loved that very political song. Yeah, I mean, you know, from a soldier's point of view, which is something, you know, that I'm not used to hearing, but, you know, it sounded like it came from his heart, and he believed in what he was singing, and it was awesome. I thought it was great, very emotional. How you doing, Eddie? All right. How are you, man? I'm doing great. Now you got a chance to hear Anthony perform. So, you know what you're up against. Yes. Tell us a little bit about your song. What are you going to sing today? I'm singing a song called Done Dreaming. Okay. It's kind of about getting old, growing old. Was it written kind of to somebody, or it's just about getting older in general? Yeah, I just had this idea of what it's like to... kind of have those dreams and then kind of getting older and the dreams kind of get a little farther away from what they used to be. I got you. You're a Southpaw, too. Interesting. You're a lefty. Look at that. Yeah, how about that? All right, dude. Anytime you're ready, take it away. All right. It's called Done Dreaming.
Hey, man, it's going to be tough. Dude, this is... These guys are great. Yeah, this is a good week. It's between Anthony and Eddie. Now, if you want to vote, you vote by text message. I need you to text... The letter A if you want to vote for the first guy, Anthony. And I need you to text the letter B if you want to vote for the second guy, Eddie. And you text it to 35253. 35253. 35253. Again, you want to vote for the first guy, Anthony, and his political song? Then you're going to text the letter A to 35253.
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He said sponges. Well, he said sponges. And I was like, leave it alone. It's that spermicidal sponge. What? That doesn't make it better. And the last one is for Skye. I want you to open it, please. What's inside, Skye? Birth control. She just looked. Yeah, what do you think this is? My spermicidal gel? Wait, is that birth control cream? Yeah. Birth control cream. Is that what it is? I mean, I would assume that it's sunblock, but. What is that? A pineapple? What is that? I don't know. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. It looks like Brittany may have gotten some bad lip injections. She was photographed with red inflamed lips. The Dolphins have accepted Ricky Williams back to the team. He's going to start practicing on Monday. All right, folks. Welcome back to Winter Plug All. Now, if you're just tuning in, we had two guys come in and battle it out against each other.
Playing some music. We got two different guys. The first guy was Anthony. And he sang a very political song called Soldier's Mind. And he's good. Guy's really good. Second guy was a guy named Eddie. And he did a song called Done Dreaming. And the songs couldn't have been more different. One was very serious and political. One took a little bit more of a light approach. We have the results. One of the contestants received 22.6% of the vote. The other person received 77.4% of the vote. Clear winner. That was for the winner. It was our second guy. He won, Eddie. Eddie Anthony is the winner. He's the guy that did Done Dreaming. Let's bring him in here right now. And he is the winner, so he gets to plug all. Nice. He gets to tell us anything he wants about a band that he has or if he's going to be playing anywhere or give website stuff or whatever. Congratulations, dude. Well, thanks. How about that? He likes you. Finally, I'm a winner in life. Yeah, Eddie, you did really good, man. Thanks. 77.4% of the vote.
And yeah, so let's see. Where are you going to be? What would you like to promote? I'd like to promote my band. It's called Viva in Stereo. If you go to vivainstereo.com or the ever popular myspace.com slash vivainstereo. There you go. We don't have any shows lined up. We're actually in the studio right now recording. We put some new songs up on our MySpace. And then I also do like an acoustic act also like where I play like coffee houses and stuff. Really? I call that an island, am I? It's kind of clever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. John Dunn quote. Hey, dude, I think people, I think it would probably be pretty good because you're much smarter than, I don't get any of it. You're smarter than the rest of us. We're all like, I don't know what that means, but it's not smart. It's obvious, you guys. There are these things called books. Yeah, I gotta look into that. But anyway, hey, Eddie, listen, you're great, man. The music is really good. No, no, I was talking to Eddie Anthony. Oh, yeah, that's another Eddie right there. That's right, that's right. Maybe that's what the people and stuff they were voting for.
All right. All right, dude. Well, listen, thank you for coming in here. I really do appreciate it. Thank you for having me. Good song. Glad you got the opportunity to plug. All right, I have to apologize to this restaurant, man. I feel like a jerk. Why? What happened? There was miscommunication, and I had been to this restaurant. Sky, you know this restaurant. Casino Del Charro. Casino del Charo just put a new location in. You know them in Escondido. Where? They're on Quince Street. Okay. In Escondido. Okay. Got it. Really good food. Yeah. Okay. Well, they have a new location in San Marcos. And I went in and was just blown away by the food. And you guys know me. Whenever I have really great food, I like to talk about it. And so there was some communication breakdown. And they ended up. coming down here today instead of coming on another day. And today, Chef Tom was in. Tom's a friend of mine. Tom brought food in today. And so Cocina Del Charro didn't know that. They came down. They brought this food. And all of this sort of storm was going on around Eddie and I. And neither one of us really knew what was going on. And by the time we'd figured it out,
They'd already left. Aw, what a bummer. And so I just, I really want to, hopefully they're listening. If anybody's listening that knows the guys down at Cocina Del Charro, please, guys, accept my fullest apology. I really feel bad about it. And all I can say is this restaurant is... The food is really, really good. So good. Yeah, it smells so good in here right now. Their Mexican food is, I mean, I'm a pretty tough critic when it comes to Mexican food specifically. And this place is a new location in Restaurant Row down in San Marcos. And it's the location where I believe Rockin' Baja Lobster used to be. Oh, okay. I know exactly what you're talking about. And now it's Cocina del Charro. And they are really good. Go in there. Have a great meal. And the only reason that they were coming in today, it's not like they were sold airtime. They weren't doing any of that. They did it out of the – I asked them to. It's very rare. In fact, I don't even – I can't remember going into a place being so kind of blown away by them and saying, hey, will you guys bring food? And I just feel terrible that the one time I did that, I didn't get to meet the guy when he came in. And I'm really sorry. So, Costina Del Charro.
New in Restaurant Row in San Marcos. Phenomenal food. And if you go in there, tell him Mikey said he's really sorry. And why don't we do a little bit of stalling until I find that stupid button to press for the Eddie vs. It's time for Eddie. It's time for Eddie's Pixie. Or it goes up against the Georgia girls. Pickle win. Or maybe pickle. Versus the Chargers girls on the Mikey Show. Ah, yes. I see in front of me one beautiful Charger girl. Good morning. Now, usually you guys come in pairs, Kylette. That's right. You usually come in pairs. Well, they need two to beat me. Oh, wow. Oh, no, we don't. Oh, you don't? In fact, they're like, you know what, Kylette? This time, we'll call you. It's actually turned out to be so easy.
Just go for it, girl. Thank you. Why would you say that? Oh, just based on the stats. I know. I'm still winning. What happened last week? I will say this, Mike. What happened? What happened? I had a bad week. Everybody has a bad week. Oh, no. I had probably the worst week I've had yet picking. What happened? But we still tied. Because they sucked, too. What happened? We both did terribly, and we both tied. Wow. Well, it is time to pick the new games. And it was because of that damn Chargers win that made me tie them. I'll start like this. What's Charlie doing? Thank you, Seth. Each week, I have to ask our very own Charlie Brown where the picks are. Nuts! Yes, he yells out, nuts! Rats! It's so weird, too, because I called him last night, and I was like...
All right, well, let's do this. Yeah. Let's get this thing on the... Let's get this show on the road. Yeah, get him. Smash him. I will say this. Ready. This has been the easiest week for me to pick games. I think it's very clear who's going to win each of these games. Now, I wonder... Are you lying? No, I'm going to be dead serious. Really? She disagreed. I thought this was hard. I did. These were hard games for you to decide. The last time I tried with you, I was like, oh, this is... I got it. Okay. This one was... stuff. Kylette, are you married? Do you have a boyfriend? No. I bet. I mean, what? What? What were you going to say? Oh, man. Something scandalous just happened. Oh, no, no. So it's not like you just broke up with someone or anything like that, right? I actually just got a boyfriend.
Oh, you forgot or something? Wait a second. You said, are you married? That was the first one. I said, are you married or do you have a boyfriend? And I had already answered the no as you said the boyfriend. Wow, your boyfriend just drove off the road. In tears. Yeah, he was like, mom, I guess this is... He's like, score to charge a girl and now it's already over. It's over. Wow. Even guys that Ashley has dated think that was messed up. Do I have to find out on the air? Do I have to find out on the air? Do you want to fight with her today? Can you law me a phone call over here? Do you want to fight with her today? First the sponges and now this? The other one I was wrong, but this one was funny. No, it didn't. Oh, she can hear us. Hang on a minute, you guys. She can hear us. Kylette, she can hear us. She can hear you. It's kind of funny. It applies. All right. Well, let's get started then. I dothed my cap. Good one. Thank you. She dotted her cap? Doth. Let's get started, Kylette. What do you say? To you. I'm ready. All right. And more of it. More of it. Congrats. Oh, boy. Turn it back to you. We will start with the Charger Girl. How come there's not two Charger Girls today? My.
I am so sorry. It's not your fault. That's right. It's not. Where is our very own Charger girl, Krista, that works upstairs? That's not her name. That was bad. I'm sorry, Kaneen. Kaneen is our... Stop it. And you wonder why she doesn't bring you calendars. Oh, that's why I bring any names. You are being a little brat right now. Stop it. It's only week 11 for crying out loud. And the guy get a calendar around here? No! Well, don't worry, Janine. Janine? It's already the end of the year. That's right. I mean, it's December. Don't bother. Come on. I mean, jeez, Cranin, I want to just get a... Cranin? Cranin. Cranin. Cranin. Cranin. Cranin every way in. She can hear you. Cranin every way in. Oh, this is bad. All right. Who do you like in the Carolina at Green Bay game? Green Bay. Packers. Eddie? Of course, Green Bay. Of course. And the gorgeous Brett Favre. Oh, wow. I love your man crush. Wow. Absolutely. He does. So rugged. Just sweep me off my feet. Okay, Eddie. You're a married man. I'm just kidding. That's a bit much. Take it easy. Eddie, Oakland at Minnesota. Oh.
This was a little bit of a tough game to pick because they both are terrible, but I will take Minnesota in this just because they're on the home team. And, Kylette, I want you to tell me the games that you really struggled with, the ones that you had a hard time with. Okay. Who do you want? I'll let you know. I'm going for Minnesota. Okay. All right. Charger Girl. San Diego at Jacksonville. Let me think. Tough one. Tough. San Diego Chargers. Eddie. Listen. I know I made a big deal last week, and I said that they were going to lose, and they didn't. I'm happy that I'm wrong. This week, I'm back on the bandwagon. I believe that they're going to go into Jacksonville, play a much bigger team, much tougher team, much better on defensive team. You're being sarcastic. I believe they're going to pull it out. I think they're going to win that game. You got it. Eddie, Arizona at Cincinnati. Boy, the Bungles have been terrible, but they're going to have to win. I will take Cincinnati. Kylette? See, I thought this one was kind of tough. But I'm going for Arizona. This was one that you struggled with. Arizona, yes. You guys are disagreeing. When in doubt, take the home team. Kylette, who do you like in Kansas City at Indianapolis? The Colts. Eddie? Of course. I mean, no Larry Johnson. Brody Croyle is the worst quarterback ever. Of course.
Of course Indianapolis is going to win. Adding New Orleans at Houston. This is my lock of the week. You can put it on the board. The Saints are going to kill them. Saints. Wow. Put it on the board. And again, this one was kind of tough for me. I'm going for the Texans. Wow. I said it was my lock of the week. Good luck with that one. Eddie, who do you like? The Giants at Detroit. Wow. Eddie, Giants at Detroit. You know she doesn't mean that. You guys hold hands. That is true. Listen, I know Detroit has been pretty good, and they are at home, but I will take the New York Giants on the road to beat the Detroit Lions. Kylette?
I believe the Giants got this one. Oh. Yes. Oh. Kylette, who do you like Cleveland at Baltimore? The Browns. I'm going for Cleveland. Eddie. I agree. Baltimore has been playing terribly. I'm going to take Cleveland. Eddie, Miami at Philadelphia. This is a no-brainer. I mean, Miami is so bad. They're starting a new quarterback, new rookie quarterback. Philadelphia, easily. Kylette. Well... I think. They haven't won a game. You know what? Keep the faith. Are you a Dolphin fan? I'm not, but I want them to win a game, and I think that they can this time. So it's like a pity vote, or what? Yeah. Kind of, yeah. That's a disagreement there. I accept it. Kylette, Tampa Bay at Atlanta. Buccaneers. I can't hear you. Sorry. Eddie. Tampa Bay. Eddie, Pittsburgh at the Jets.
Wow. Another easy one. My stealer is going to go in there and crush the Jets. Did you say your stealer? Yeah, I love the stealer. Oh, Lord. Yeah, that's right. Excuse me. He's moving away from him. It's fine. Kylette, what do you think? I have taste. Steelers. Yeah, you have to say pick. That's because they're going to win. Of course. I don't like them. They're going to win. Kylette, Chicago at Seattle. The Bears. Chicago Bears. Eddie? Nope, I'm taking Seattle. You guys are disagreeing on a lot of games. I know what I'm talking about, that's why. Kylette, Washington Redskins at the Dallas Cowboys. I am going for the Cowboys. I will take the Cowboys as well. Another easy one to pick. St. Louis is going to be on a roll. Second win in a row, they'll beat the 49ers. Kylette? Yes, the Rams. Eddie, New England at Buffalo.
They are favored by 16.5 points. It's not enough. New England is going to cover. I will take New England. Yeah, good pick. New England as well. Kylette, Tennessee at Denver. It's a Monday night game. Probably your last game. Oh, she did not like that. Leave her alone. She did not like that at all. She's being nice. She didn't like that at all. Okay, you know what? I'm sorry I didn't write this one down. Could you please tell me? Yes. She didn't write it down. Tennessee at Denver. I'm going for the Broncos. Eddie? You should have wrote it down. I'm taking Tennessee, Mike, on the road. And I'll tell you why. Vince Young, he's a big game player. Monday night football. Under the lights. VY has a big game. You guys disagreed on five. Count them. Five games. That's huge. Which means there can be no tie this time. Nope. Not only that.
Right now, for the season total, I have a one-game lead. Wow. This is going to be make or break right here. P1s, this is going to be a fun week to watch the games and pay attention. These are the games they disagreed on. Kylette of the Charger girls took Arizona over Cincinnati. Eddie took Cincy. Kylette took Houston at home against New Orleans. Eddie took New Orleans. Eddie took... Philadelphia at home over Miami, and Kylette felt sorry for Miami, so they got to win one. She gave it to Miami. Just you watch. I will watch. Eddie picks Seattle at home, and Kylette took Chicago traveling to Seattle. And then finally, in the game that she had to come up with the answer right at the end, Kylette took Denver at home over Tennessee. Eddie takes Tennessee. Eddie, what's the deal with next week? We're going to have a short week with Thanksgiving. Should we take a break and come back and pick games, look ahead, or what should we do? I don't know. We might have to because we may not have the opportunity to do this next week. What I think we'll do is I'll get Zeth on this right now. Zeth is our Charlie Brown. I'll have him print next week's schedule. What?
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Charger Girl football picks. Just tell me the games that you guys disagree on for next week. We turned them into Zeth and he was going to calculate. Tabulate. Zeth is doing the math. There goes Zeth. Every time. Oh man. Oh no. You disagreed on five games again. The rest of the squad is going to hate you. Oh, they're not? They are not. No, that's accurate. I just double-checked on facts.com. Wait a minute. Now, first of all, you guys agreed on the Thanksgiving Day games. So you both agreed that Green Bay would beat Detroit. You agreed that Dallas would beat the Jets. And you agreed Indy would beat Atlanta. Here are the games for next week that you disagreed on. One of them was Monday Night Football. Excuse me. No, excuse me.
You did not disagree on Monday Night Football. You agreed. Here are the games you disagreed on. Now, Zeth, how do I know which one? Eddie circled his picks? I underlined. Got it, got it, got it. Everything next to it is she disagreed. Okay. So, Eddie took Tampa Bay, and that means Kylette took Washington in Tampa Bay. Kylette took tennis. So cute. Now, the reason she's laughing, I guarantee you, her boyfriend made her pics today. No, he didn't. She had to do these all by herself. No, he didn't. Really, he didn't. Who helped you with the pics? My uncle. No, it was the hardest one for me. It was the hardest one for me. Put it on the site. No, but he didn't stop it. He helped me with the two that I needed help with, which I already admitted I had trouble with this. So this week, it's Eddie versus Kylette's uncle. That's great. Next week. Not fair. Come on. 100% true. No. Okay, on two picks. I'm going to get you, Tio. But then next week, it will be completely Eddie versus Kylette. Beautiful charger girl. That's all I'm saying. So here's the other games they disagreed on. Eddie took Cincinnati at home. Kylette took Tennessee. That was a risky one on my part. He has no clue. No clue why.
Wait a minute, Zett. They agree on this one, right? Right? No, they disagree? Oh, no. Oh, good grief. They disagree or they agree? They disagree. He just wants me to lose. Thanks. So, on that game, Eddie took New Orleans and Kylette took Carolina. Okay. On yet another game, Eddie took Jacksonville. Kylette took Buffalo. On yet another game... Eddie took Arizona. Kylette took San Francisco. Wow. Do you watch football? That one I should have gone with. This guy was breathing down my neck the whole time. That's our very own Charlie Brown. Oh, man. That was awesome. Our very own Zeth. Oh, don't do it. Zeth is flipping off the camera, I guess. Oh!
He wants Sean to. Yeah, Kylette. He's so awkward and strange that he was flipping off and Kylette was like, thought he was doing it to her. It looked like it. The charger girl. And so it took her a second to like realize. And he's single? Oh, Eddie. Come on. I'm Sean. Not today, Eddie. Well, listen. Thank you, Kylette. Thank you. Thank you to your uncle. You better get out right now. I'll pound you. And we'll see how your picks turn out. We'll see how your picks turn out. Thank you very much. Can we bring Chris Porter in? Sure. Chris Porter from Last Comic Standing. Real quick, Kyla has that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kylette, what do you got going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. Please, please. Tell us what you got going on. I'd like to invite all the listeners to come visit me and some of the other Charger girls this Monday night at the Tap Room. We'll be there from 6 to 8, selling calendars. The address is 1269 Garnett Avenue in PB. You can get more information at www.pbtaproom.com. I hope to see you there. Very cool. Nice. Very, very cool. Thank you. You did a wonderful job. Thank you. All right, let's bring in Chris Porter. He was on the TV show Last Comic Standing. Oh, he's so funny. Yeah, he's got a show tonight at Lovett's New Comedy Club at the Aubergine. Downtown, 4th and Island, cool room, and the show is at 9 o'clock. And what, Eddie? Well, what's funny is that me and Sky both really like Chris Porter. Yeah. And I actually thought he probably should have won. Yes. But he kind of got screwed a little bit. Yeah. He was going against Josh Blue, who has cerebral palsy, who's very funny, but you're not going to beat a guy with cerebral palsy. You had no chance. Well, I beat him for fun. Just like in a boxing sense. That's not a fair fight. Well, no, it is a fair fight. Because you know which way he's coming. You know what I'm saying? He's a righty. You don't have to worry about your left side. That's true.
Chris, you're going to be performing tonight at the Army Machine. Why is that funny? Is it one of those weird clubs where only dudes hang out? No, it's hitting me like a joke grenade that you were fighting with Josh Blue. Oh, yeah. It's some creeper. John Lovitz came in here last week to talk about this new club that he's opened and he called it the John Lovitz Comedy Club that's what he did he named it after himself that's right And it's at the Abergene, and it's downtown, 4th and Island. Show starts tonight at 9 o'clock. And do you do a lot of pop culture and talk about stuff going on in the news, or what kind of stuff do you do? Yes and no. Like, I talk about pop culture, but I don't talk about stuff that's going on in the news. Like, I talk more about stuff that's going on on MTV and why it's wrong.
Now, do you mean things like Britney, or do you mean things like... No, well, like my new favorite show is Engaged and Underaged. I think it's really funny, because it's kids under the age of 21 that are getting married. Right. They should rename it to, hey, look, we're screwing up our lives. Why would you want to get married at the age of 20? The government doesn't even trust you with beer yet. Right. It's a sign you're not ready for a life decision. Got it. Well, our sound effects guy, who's not even in the room, he's in San Francisco, but you can hear him because he does sound effects from San Francisco. I know he's got to be a fan of the show. He watches everything on every single channel. Sean, do you know about this show he's talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was actually going to use it for one of our segments. I'll have to wait now. Oh, great. Man, I always ruin things. I don't even know it. It happens on dates all the time. Right after you say, where's your end of the bill? That would ruin it.
A little cold shoulder-ish. Awkward. Chris, girl. After you're like, what do you mean? I drove. You cover the tip. And they get a little standoffish. I'm like, hey, I went to Lilith Fair. I know it's all about independence with you people. You people. We're human beings. Well, some of you are. So, Chris, girlfriend? Do you have a girlfriend? Do you take her on their own? No, I'm single. You are single. I'll give you a second to wrap your mind around that nugget. Chris Porter, single mind freak. Do you meet a lot of girls at the shows? Yeah, yeah. And they usually hang out until I start talking. Really? And then they're like, you know what? You were funnier with a microphone. And now you're just mean and bitter. So you're saying like no groupies? You don't get the groupies that come up after the show? No, I'm not, you know, I'm not warrant.
I was going to say great white. It's been 12 years. It's still too soon. By the way, for like an entire month after that happened, I would go up on stage. I'd be like, how's you guys doing? They're like, fine. I'd be like, I'm having a bad day. I got these great white tickets. I'm trying to unload. Oh, wow. You really kind of set the tone for the show. You kind of figure out what kind of audience you're working with there. Whether or not you can venture off into the dark side. Or whether it's a lot of, hey, what's up with milk cartons? There's definitely a fork in that road. So where are you from, Chris? Where do you call home? I'm originally from Kansas City. Really? I would not have guessed. Either that or you are a crip. I couldn't figure it out. All in the blue. He's got on the Royals cap. He's got on a University of Kansas sweatshirt, right? Yeah. And so you're a homer for all the teams. Yeah, and I am a crip. Yeah. I want you guys to know that I'm repping it.
I don't know, man. You don't really look like a crypt to me. I know. I'm a crypt ninja. I'm on a whole new special forces. Wow. You can really sneak up on them. I'm in the honky division. I think I come up wanting to do their taxes and I just pop a cap. Nice. So you're from Kansas City. Is it like real different being out in California than living in Kansas City? Yeah. There's no winter. which I love. Isn't that great? I go back and I'm like, this is why I left because it's cold and I can see my breath. Right. And I don't want any part of this anymore. What about family? You got brothers and sisters out there? I have a little sister. I actually have to fly out because we're just doing shows tonight and we did a show last night and Saturday this guy named David Spade is going to be there. Oh, never. But he's a bit sarcastic. but no i gotta fly out saturday my sister is actually uh the lead in the music man at the university of kansas oh wow so i'm gonna go watch my sis and that's pretty cool be the proud older brother so she sings you're funny yeah no she's also super funny she's the triple threat oh yeah she's got the funny the sing and she's well for a sister she's good looking wow that's that's kind of strange well uh
And then where are you off to? Where do I go? I try not to look forward. I thought you were asking Sky for a second. Where do I go? Will you MySpace it? Sacramento. That's where we're sending you. I go to Indianapolis, which, man, what's up with that burg? That place is weird. They got the Colts in a weird vibe. I think that should be their new mascot. Welcome to Indianapolis and our football team, the Indianapolis Weird Vibes. That's what the city is like, you're saying? Yeah, it's like, it's... I've never been there. Like, you know how a lot of cities have a vibe? Like, San Diego's kind of got, like, a younger, cool vibe. Like, LA cooler. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Less pretentious. Indianapolis has no vibe. It's like everywhere you go, you're still in the airport. That's weird, man. That is weird. So that's where you're going. After you go home, you got to go out there and do shows? I got to go. Yeah, well, I get a week off. I go out for the holiday. I'm going to stay in Kansas City for the holiday and say hello to mom and dad.
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Well, okay, we're back, and welcome back. It's good to be here, thanks. Well, I wasn't just talking to you, Rob. I mean, I guess I was talking to you, technically, but moreover, I was painting with a broad stroke. I'm the only polite one that responded, and you're welcome. This ought to be good. Check this out. We have audio of a man in Texas who killed a couple of burglars on the phone with 911. What? Whoa. What? Well, apparently two burglars were breaking into his neighbor's house. The actual call was eight minutes long. We've condensed it to three minutes, 34 seconds. Holy cow. Cut one. Pass that 911. What is your emergency? A burglar's breaking into a house next door. What's the address there, sir? 7418. Not my address, but next door, okay? Yes, sir. I've got a shotgun. Do you want me to stop him? Nope.
Don't do that. No property worth shooting somebody over, okay? Hurry up, man. Catch these guys, will you? Because I ain't going to let them go, I'm going to be honest with you. I'm not going to let them go. I'm not going to let them get away with this s**t. Okay, hold on. This is scary. I can't believe this would happen in this neighborhood. I've got a shotgun. If we don't get there, he's going to go shoot their ass. Why don't you listen to me carefully, okay? Yes. I've got officers coming out there. I don't want you to go outside of that house. And I don't want you to have that gun in your hand when those officers are poking around over there. Ah. I understand that, okay, but I have a right to protect myself, too, sir, and you understand that. Yes, you do. And laws have been changed in this country since September the 1st, and you know it and I know it. I understand. I have a right to protect myself. I'm right to. And a shotgun is a legal weapon. It's not an illegal weapon. No, it's not. I'm not saying that. I'm not wanting you to, you know, make it a mistake. Okay, he's coming out the window right now. I've got to go, buddy. I'm sorry, but he's coming out the window. Don't. Don't go out the door. They just stole something. I'm going out the window. I'm sorry. I ain't going to let him get away with this.
They stole something. They got a bag of something. Mr. ***, do not go outside of the house. I'm sorry. This ain't right, buddy. You're going to get yourself shot if you go outside of that house with a gun. You want to make a bet? Okay, stay in the house. They still want to get in the way. That's all right. Property is not worth killing someone over. Okay? Don't go out the house. Don't be shooting nobody. I know you're pissed and you're frustrated, but don't do it. They got a bag of loot. Okay. How big is the bag? They're carrying a bag of stuff. They're walking out about a hand hug. Yeah. Yeah. Which way are they going? I can't. I'm going outside. I'll find out. I want you going outside, Mr. Well, here it goes, buddy. I hear the shotgun clicking, and I'm going. Go outside. I'm going to get on your record. You're good. I'm here quick. One of them's in the front yard over there. He's down. The old one's run down the street. I had no choice. They came in the front yard with me, man. Where are you? I had no choice. Get somebody over here quick, man. All right, Mr.
Are you out there right now? No, I am inside the house. I went back in the house, man. They come right in my yard. I didn't know what the **** they were going to do. I shot them, okay? Did you shoot somebody, Mr. ****? Yes, I did. Where are you right now? I'm inside the house. You're inside the **** now. I've got... Mr. ****, put that gun down before you shoot an officer of mine. I've got several officers out there without uniforms on. I am in the front yard right now. Put that gun down. There's officers out there without uniforms on. Do not shoot anybody else. Do you understand me? I understand. I've got police officers out there that do not have a gun. You don't have a gun with you, do you? No, no, no. You see a uniformed officer? Okay, lay down on the ground and don't do nothing else. No. Lay down on the ground, Mr. Do what the officers tell you to do right now. Where's the gun? In the house. Where? In the chair. Now, there's something in Texas, and I think it's what he's referring to about September. And it's called the Castle Law. Have you guys heard about the Castle Law? No. The Castle Law allows for citizens to shoot and kill people that come onto their property. Wow. And in California, it doesn't really work that way. In California, if somebody comes into your house, you've got to be pretty sure that they are there to harm you. Although, as a gun owner...
If somebody comes into my house... Like what, are you supposed to interview them? Yeah. They're going to end up like those two guys. So just make sure I'm understanding you right. In Texas, they don't have to come into your house. They just have to be on your property. I believe that if they are on your property and you feel that your life is in danger, you can kill them. Holy moly. That was some of the craziest things I've ever heard in my life. That was unbelievable. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Now, should, you know... Should those two guys be dead? It's a tough question, right? Yeah. Tough question. I think it was in California faggots Mikey and Eddie. Breaking in again. Let me tell you something. That's what we were called as soon as we got to Texas. Yep. That's how we were referred to. It's a different world there, man. It is a different world. Oh, thank you. Well, yeah. Texas is like a different country. It is. Texas is like a different country.
I mean, you could tell that the guy on the phone, he was talking him out of it. At the same time, the guy on the phone, he realized, you guys better get there pretty quick. This guy's going to kill him. Yeah. He said it. That's what he said. And he knew it. Like, he could hear it. He's from Texas. Guy's neighbor's getting robbed. I'm telling you, I'm talking to the guy. We live in Texas. If you guys don't get there pretty soon, you're going to have a couple dead burglars. I ain't going to let him get away with it. I ain't going to let him get away with it. They got a bag of loot. Holy cow, that was crazy. They actually don't have a bag of loot anymore. No. Well, one of them, though. No, no, no. In case you were wondering, it's two dead burglars. He ran for a while. Oh, really? Yeah, he's dead. Oh, my God. He got shot. Wow. He got shot, and he ran for a little bit. That's a good shot. You shouldn't break into people's houses. Not in Texas, you shouldn't. Definitely not there. You shouldn't break into people's houses. That's crazy. Because stuff can happen, you know? And what I'm saying is apparently you shouldn't break into people's houses because apparently the neighbors might not like it either. I'm not just talking about the house you're breaking. Listen, you may run into trouble with the person that lives in the house. You may also run into trouble with a person that lives next door to the house that doesn't like what you're doing, doesn't appreciate it, feels like perhaps it could have just as easily been their house.
My wife and I have very different thoughts on this. Really? You disagree? Announced big news today. John Mayer just admitting that he's a douchebag. This is kind of interesting. Apparently there is a new study out. And there was a doctor on to talk about the study that double dipping is not as bad as everybody thought it was. Why doesn't everybody just calm down? Yes, Sean. About the double dipping. Sean, let us double dip with you. Nah, that guy's full of crap. Let him speak. No. What we'd like to be able to do is take a bite of our french fry, then dip it in your ranch, take a bite, put it back, dip again, and eat it. Carrot stick. You dip it, take a bite, lick it. Now I got a whole half of carrot with no dressing on it. Back in the dip. No.
I'll treat you like a Texas burglar. Okay. Well, this study says it's not that bad, Sean. Cut 14. It's a scientific breakthrough we owe to George Costanza. What are you doing? Did you just double dip that shit? Everyone remembers the Seinfeld episode where George stands accused of the mortal sin of double dipping. Double dipping. You took a bite. And you dipped again. So bad because allegedly... That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dick. You can find the outrage throughout society. Nancy Zeller, a microbiologist at American University, thought... Well, the thing that's so ridiculous about it is you don't have to do a study. The study's been done over years and years between boyfriends and girlfriends. It's safe. We've been doing it since the beginning of time. What boyfriend's girlfriend has never stuck her...
Okay. Stuck her... Family show. No, I'm saying... What? She hasn't taken her stuff and stuck it in your ranch. Whoa. Is that code for something? No, you know what I'm saying. I'm not sure I do. What guy's never been out to dinner with his girlfriend and stuck his little... Oh, hey, hey, hey. You don't need to talk a little. You know what I'm saying. I don't. Weird. Eddie, you've never thrown your stuff in your girlfriend's ranch? Well, I don't have a girlfriend. I have a wife. And we do that all the time. Right. You go out to dinner. You go out to dinner. Okay, with your wife. You go out to dinner with your wife. Yeah. And you... I stick my... You stick it off. Hey, so it's private. In the ranch. Private between married people. We share. Come on. You're not going to get sick or diseases from it. They've been doing this study since the beginning of time, the beginning of mankind. You know what's funny? My husband won't share drinks with me. Why? Like, just in case one of us maybe has a cold or something. Oh, come on. I meet with our faces and you...
I can't have a sip of your soda. You don't kiss? They do not kiss. Occasionally. They do not. Skye, don't try to pretend you do. You've already told us before on the air. You guys don't kiss. We do. I mean, it's not like every day. How often? I don't know. Why is this a question? We share germs regardless. I have a question. Go ahead, Ashley. How is it that? He won't let you have a sip of his soda, yet when you guys share the Almond Joy candy, he has no problem taking your almonds and sucking the chocolate off of it and eating the almonds. Thank you. Great point. I don't know. It makes no sense. No method. There's no method to his madness. We are not allowed to share drinks. And for those of you that are just listening for the first time and didn't know this. I don't care for the almonds. Skye's husband takes the almonds from her Almond Joy after it's been in her mouth. She removes them like a bird feeding her young. And he takes them and sticks them in his mouth, sucks the chocolate off of him, and eats them. But he won't take a sip of her soda. Sean, you don't kiss your wife. Come on, give me a bird. Skye, that is vastly different. How is it different? You're sharing spit. You're sharing saliva. I'll tell you how it's different. Yes, you are. You're also doing something that is unusual.
When you kiss? Very. When you take that thing and suck the chocolate off. Don't say it. It's all the same. No, no, no, please. It is strange. Lots of people calling in. Some people calling in about double dipping. P1 Pool Shark. Hey, how you doing, Mikey? Good, man. Hey, man, yeah, I gotta call in on this one. I am totally with Sean here. I'm very OCD about the double dipping. And it's just like, when you think about it, when you're putting something in your mouth, everything that's been in your mouth, touched your mouth on your teeth is getting back on that throat and then back into the jail. That's gross. That's hideous. But here's the deal. Awful. I am an admitted double dipper. Okay. I do it all the time. If you and I were buddies...
I'm a stealth double dipper. You wouldn't even know I'm doing it. So you're eating the dip. I've seen Eddie do it to Sean. Yeah, I do it all the time. Hang on, let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish. After I double dip, you then eat the dip and nothing happens to you. You're fine. Yeah, Sean, you were fine. Happened twice on the 28 hour. Thank you for calling in. Are you smarter than a refrigerator? Wait, hold on. Yeah, go ahead. Sean, you've got the floor. Is there a problem? Are you messing with me or are you being serious? During the 28-hour show, Eddie snuck at least twice. Well, what does it matter? Sean's fine. Well, it's over. It happened months ago. Excuse me, it matters a lot. Yeah, but you're fine. How so? Because I want to know if you're messing with me or not. It proves the theory. You're fine. You didn't get sick. That's not the main point. No study needed. That's not the main point. What's the point?
The point is... You got Eddie's germs. I have no germs. He's clean. That was fine. I almost swore. We're cool. It's like we pissed. No, we're not cool. It's like your blood brother. You feel closer to him now? What's up, bro? Like you're bonded. At the tongue. Right. At the taste buds. There you go. Blood in, blood out. What up? What up? What up? What up? I'm glad everybody thinks it's funny. Wait, wait, what? Tearing up. No one's laughing. No one is laughing. Zeth just said Sean sounds like a crybaby. Oh, Zeth. That's really... Dude. But if Zeth's saying it, can you imagine? Crazy. I gotta hear some of this. This is Kelly Pickler on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? Cut 28. Oh, no. Tenth correct answer is worth $500,000. That
That's a lot of shoes. No, we're playing for charity today, remember? Right. She says I'll buy a lot of shoes, but she's playing for charity. She's smart. That's not a very good idea. You're smart. Tell us a story about yourself, Kelly Pickler. Cut 31. What was your most embarrassing moment in school? When I was in second grade, like, I cut the cheese in class. It wasn't one that you could hide. Was it a cooking class, I'm hoping? No, it was not cooking. Everybody pointed and laughed. Did you cry? Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Oh, say, can you see? It's Kelly Pickler. She sounds like she's doing a... What's that red-headed chick's name? Rita McIntyre. Rita McIntyre. Red high heels. I already hate it. Oh.
It's the same thing. Same file. This is Kelly Pickler singing a song called I Wonder. Sometimes I think about you Wondering out there somewhere Oh yeah, she's doing an impression of Reba McEntire. Right? Would you even recognize Isn't there already a Reba McIntyre? Yeah, but she's about to. Oh, maybe it's because Reba's passed away and Kelly's like, well, she can't make any new records, so I'll... Pass the torch. Pass the torch. She's totally doing a voice. Hey, Fancy. Give me one last chance, Fancy. Don't let me ding. Here is Kelly letting everyone know how smart she is. Cut 35. The right answer... It's hungry. It's what? Hungry. Hungry? Like I'm hungry. Never heard of hungry before. That's rough. It's Kelly Pickler last night. Oh, did anybody see The Office? Unfortunately. I didn't see it. No. I don't watch it anymore. Don't bother. Is it over? Yeah. Really? So it's done, right? Yes. Just so I know. Oh, man. Yes. Oh, yeah. I'll take it. I mean, after last night's episode, I even thought to myself,
Maybe, you know. Eddie, come on. That's bad, Skye. Well, I know. I mean, I watched it too, but I'm still going to give it a chance. You're going to keep watching? Yes, I will. How long will it take you before you go, ah, the show's not bad? I will give it another full season because I loved it so much in the beginning that I want to have the faith that it's going to come back to being what I love. I wonder if we're the only people saying this or if this is like... I don't know. I wonder what the deal is. Here's Jessica Simpson. She was a guest co-host on The View talking about what she wants in a man. Cut 26. As far as boys go, I don't need them. I want a man. Really? Of a man. A man. Somebody who's a really great family guy. Like if a kid were to come up to him and tug on his shirt, he'd pick him up and twirl him around. Any kid in particular? Any kid. Just any kid off the street. I definitely love a family. A guy that's not afraid to pick up the babies. Gosh, just somebody who's strong enough to be my man. Oh, shit. To lift you? Here we go. I think mentally, I need a guy that can really have a strong, confident woman. No, okay? I'm not. I'm weak. In fact, how much can I pay you to not be your man? Aw. Boy, I can't imagine why John Mayer broke up with her.
Well, he wasn't strong enough, clearly. He wasn't strong. I almost cried. His loss. He doesn't twirl kids randomly. That's right. I'm out of here. Oh, listen to that. What a great voice. Douchebag. It's all the ladies, Eddie. Can't disagree with you, though. I mean, even he just found out. Think Eddie was being harsh calling him a douchebag? Not according to John Mayer. John Mayer just found out himself. Cut four. I went on the Internet today and I Googled myself, you know, and I had to kind of put it all together at once to realize at the end of it all, I'm kind of a douchebag. I don't know. I got a little sick of myself. I'm a little insufferable. I want to apologize to the Internet world at large. Listen, I'm admitting it. I put it all together. I had to see it all at once. I'm a little bit of a douchebag. We haven't talked about this yet today, so I want to get your guys read on this. Milana, I think it's Milana.
It's either Milana or Milena. Dravnell. She's the chick that took pictures of Oscar De La Hoya in fishnet stockings. Okay. This chick recanted her story. Okay? Really? Yeah. She recanted her story, said, I'm not so sure that that was Oscar. She's now claiming that they put her up to it, and she's suing Oscar for $100 million. Wait, what? Who put her up to it? Well, she says his camp. That they gave her hush money or something. This is her last night on Your World with Neil Cavuto. Apparently she went on all the hard-hitting shows and Neil Cavuto was the first to get the interview. Cut six. Milana, back in September, you had said that you didn't know whether these photos were real. Could she answer? Go ahead.
I asked her. Come on. Thank you. It's her lawyer. Well, I wanted to protect Oscar's image because of the phone calls that I've got. Neil, understand. Since May of 07 to the present day, De La Hoya, his group, his production company, Golden Boy Association, is a conglomerate. My cousin Vinny. We have here an immigrant in the country less than 10 years. Doesn't know the law. Doesn't know that government is here to help. in Siberia where she was born, she probably wouldn't be alive today. What does this have to do with her? There was a spin system. He is saying and his lawyers are saying these photos are forged. They're photoshopped. Are they real? Yes, they are real. You had an affair with him for about a year, right? A little over a year. Wait a second. I'll get you something. That's crazy. In Siberia, this filthy whore here would not be barely worth a loaf of bread. But here in America... This guy's nuts. Weird. He's answering every question. Where did she get that guy? The phone book? Yeah. That's her attorney. Billboard somewhere. If I may interject here for just a minute...
I imagine him like fidgeting and like cocking his neck and sweating his collar like constantly. A gold pinky ring. Yeah. Yeah, Milana, shut up a minute while I tell him. Oh, no. Exactly. You shut up, sweetheart. I'll tell him what happened. Anyway, so she got a hold of the golden boy and they had a camera together. Cut seven. We were with him for a year. These photos were taken. He says they're fake. You say they're real. He's the one who's humiliated with these pictures. He should be suing you, right? Why would he sue me? He discredited my pictures, just like any... Okay, so you're saying he's discrediting you. Tell me how that works. Neil, basically... He's calling me a liar, and he's saying that I'm blackmailing him, which I never did. Well, because back in September, you couldn't vouch for their authenticity. Well, Neil, let me answer that question.
Could I answer that question? From May to the present day, he had his attorneys, his spin doctors, his representatives contact Milana through phone calls. People saying that they worked for the FBI. Calling Milana, we represent Oscar. You can't do this to him. Come in and sign a confidentiality agreement. I have an agreement signed by one of Oscar's representatives that state that she cannot say anything about the pictures or she would be penalized. $250,000 every time. So you can vouch for the pictures in their accuracy. $25,000. $25,000. All right, so why would he have her sign a document that says that? You're totally confusing me, and it makes no sense. He came into the room, and he said, either your brains or your signature is going to be on that contract. And he said that to her, and he walked out of the room. That is a direct quote. I'm a direct quoting of this individual.
His English is like his grammar's all messed up. Such a fan of that guy. That's right. Yeah. Forget about it, huh? What are you going to do? Yeah, so he likes to wear fishy stockings. Yeah. So he's fruity, whatever. Yeah, who doesn't like to get a little nutty every now and then, you know? So this fruitcake, he comes in, you know, golden fruit. He comes in, we take a couple pictures of the golden fruit. He's got the gabagoo down there. What are you going to do? You know, he's a little doobots. What are you going to do? He said, shut up, Milena. But he said to me. You shut up. You shut your mouth, okay? Shut your freaking mouth over here. You shut your mouth and you sit there. Sit in the chair, shut the mouth. Anyways, fruitcake comes in. She's got to shut up already. You shut your mouth or I'm going to fill it with this gun, okay? So anyway, remember before we came in, I said, you shut that mouth. You remember that? No, but you said. No, but you said. I said, you shut the mouth. Remember when I pinned you on the floor? No, no. No, remember when I had my knee on your neck? I said, you shut your mouth. You dirty, you.
Slovakian. I had a fist in your mouth. I said, if the fruitcake wants a hundred million dollars. No, I said a hundred. Shut your mouth, Milana. You shut it. So we told the golden boy, give us the hundred mil and we'll give you the pictures of your fagola pictures. What did you say it was? I told you, shut your mouth already. Over here. Oh my gosh. A hundred million dollars. Well, that'll settle everything. We'll call it a day after that. That's fair. Did you guys know that The Rock doesn't want to be The Rock anymore? Oh, that sucks. Doesn't want to go by that anymore. That's 16. Now, Dwayne Johnson is your name now. Have you dropped The Rock? Do I call you Dwayne now and not The Rock? Well, just moving forward, what I wanted to do, I knew eventually I was... Well, you could call me anything to answer. Call him The Rock. But moving forward, I knew eventually I would get to just Dwayne Johnson, but I wanted it to happen naturally. I didn't want to say, from this day forward, I want to be known only as. So I knew eventually it would kind of organically happen. It hasn't, Dwayne. Why would he want to?
Dwayne Johnson is lame. Yeah, totally lame. Well, not only that, but he does kind of like action movies, and it seems like he just did that fun Disney thing. Everybody knows him as The Rock. Yeah. Why would you not want to be The Rock? I mean, that's cool. And he's proved that you can do that family-friendly movie and still be The Rock. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Why not? Dwayne Johnson. Greetings. Oh. Oh, for goodness. Eddie. Hey, nerds right there. Apparently, there's been an arrest warrant issued for Hayden Pantieri. What? The little blonde cheerleader from Heroes. An arrest warrant? An arrest warrant. She's the hero, though. Well, guess what? If she ever steps foot in Japan, she's under arrest for breaking the law in Japan. And they have an arrest warrant out for her. It was issued very recently because she was screaming at Tuna Boat. Captains. Okay. I mean, but who amongst us hasn't? Yeah. She swam out on a surfboard with some other activists to confront Japanese fishermen. Again, who amongst us? And the Japanese government looks at that as interfering with commerce. And there is an arrest warrant out for her in Japan. We didn't talk about the Winehouse thing except in the commercial, right? Right. Amy Winehouse stuck her fingers into her beehive, pulled out some coke from a little vial.
stuck it in her hand on stage somebody's taping this and she goes okay so anyway testimony i'll see you later nothing to see here that's one of the craziest things like she's right on stage singing yeah like and i mean you know well i'm sure she's kind of in a haze but i mean you'd think she would know people could see her and someone made a great point why didn't she just turn around if she you know had to do that i don't think she cares i guess not I mean, it's no secret anymore, and she doesn't give a rip. Kid Rock's lawsuit has been thrown out of court. What lawsuit? So this chick claims that she went to Kid Rock's house, and he assaulted her and whatever, and then that lawsuit was thrown out of court because there wasn't enough evidence, no charges were ever filed. So then Kid Rock turned around and started to sue her for slander, I believe it was. and then he was supposed to show up for a court-ordered deposition in the case, and he never showed up. So when the court date came, the judge said, well, where's his deposition? Why does he think he's more special than anyone else? Well, too bad. Throw this case out of court. Hmm. Yeah. That's weird. Yeah. Sky has a list of the best celebrity makeovers. I would say, in my opinion, one of the best celebrity makeovers was Carrie Underwood.
Yes, she is kind of, well, they don't rank them, but she shares the cover of this issue with one other person. So you can basically say she's at the top. Listen, they took her from the girl that works, you know, the appliance department at Walmart and they turned her into a superstar beauty queen. So we're talking about like. Yeah, somebody that went from, you know, just every day to being like a fashion model. I bet he's on there. Well, they're all women. Sorry. Yeah, he said Clay Aiken. Oh, well, he's actually a guy. And we're not talking about cosmetic surgery type of deals. We're just talking about people who have changed their appearance a lot. Sean, are you still on? For the better. Sean had to leave already? It's too bad because this P1 really wanted to hear the drop of Ashley. I think it's the drop where she's going...
We gotta get a copy of that. That's not... What are you doing there? I don't think that's... That's not me doing that. When you were doing the thing from Princess Bride the other day? Oh! The boo thing? Oh, I can do a live version. Can you do a live version of it? Yes. Oh my god. It's good. Really good. Okay. Just like the movie. We got it. Okay! Almost like I'm watching the movie right now. Isn't it dead on? Yeah. It seriously is. One of my best impressions I do. See, I've never seen Princess Bride, so now I feel like when I see it, I'm going to really laugh when I see that part. Yeah, totally. You're going to be like, wow, she killed it. What is it that she's imitating? Like this dream sequence where this old lady is booing the princess. It's so scary. Oh, she's booing her. Yeah, she's booing her. Isn't that clear? As she walks down, and it's so scary. As she walks down, huh? She's dead on. Walking down.
Got it. It's walking down. Pass. So now that I look at this list again of the celebrity makeovers, there is one on here that we can credit plastic surgery for. Sure. No, no. These are the best celebrity makeovers, Mike. Good ones. I can't even... Cole Ritchie. Heather Lockwood. Oh, I know who it is. I know who it is. Ashley Simpson. Yes. Oh, wow. The nose. She had the big nose. Fix that up. Yeah, the other person who shares the cover with Carrie Underwood has definitely, as a hint, gone through dramatic changes ever since getting into a new relationship. Very different from what we used to know her as. Hilary Duff. Well, Hilary Duff is on the list, but that's not who I'm talking about. Angelina Jolie. Jenna Branson. Made some major changes in her new relationship.
changed her whole world. Oh, Katie Holmes. Katie Holmes. Oh. Yeah, her and Carrie Underwood. Yeah, she's now, Katie Holmes is now the first lady. Yeah, Madame. Yes. She's now the first lady of Hollywood. Right. She used to be like a teen star and now she's very mature. Dawson's Creek. Yeah, she used to go out in jeans and sweatshirts. Yeah, she used to be Dawson's Creek and now she's the, you know, gentle lady from Queen of Hollywood. Whatever. Yeah. All right, we gotta go. Okay. 570-1053. Give us a rest, though. Alicia Keys, Lindsay Lohan, Sienna Miller, and Jessica Alba. I thought these were the best. Lindsay Lohan? Oh, okay. Alicia Keys had a makeover? I guess. What'd she used to look like? Plain Jane? Now she's all fancy? Give me one chance, fancy. Don't let me down. Mikey Show, what's up? Hey, Mikey, good morning. Hey, I just wanted to tell you, the reason Dwayne Johnson wants to drop the whole rock thing is because he still has to pay royalties to WWE for using that name. Really? Oh, no way. Wow. Can you imagine? Just give me a heads up on that. Hey, I don't blame him then. I mean, listen, Vince McMahon was responsible for helping him out in his career, but it would suck if that was true. You know, it would be cool if Vince were like, you know what, in this case...
I know I created this character, but you can have it. Yeah. Next week, I want to talk about Boston Rob only paying bills with cashier's checks. Oh, my God. That's a whole... It's not that big of a deal. A lot of people do it. Easy guy. It's a pretty big deal. The guy's got to go to the bank for everything when he pays something. Yeah. Or he goes to the actual water company or whatever. Yeah. Did you want to say something, Rob? Yeah, tomorrow. I'm doing an appearance. Hey! Where are you? I am up in Encinitas at 656 First Street in Encinitas, and I'm going to be there from 1 till 2.45, so you can come watch college football with me. Is it an actual place, or are you just going to be in the corner? First Street. Just on the corner. Wow. Yeah, just hanging out in the corner. That'll be great. Go to First Street and check him out. Not get picked up by the cops. No, it's a bar up there. What is it? Did you want to give the name of it?
That's what it is. It's called First Street? Yeah. All right. Wow. That was weird. I talked to a listener earlier today, yeah, because I was confused on it. He said, no, it's like one of the most happening places in Encinitas. And it's just called First Street. Yeah. What are you going to do? Well, there it is. I'm going to have Aztec tickets, and I'm going to have WWE pay-per-view giveaways, and I'll be there at 1 until 2.45. Get a cashier's check. Come say hi to him. Mikey Show. Hello. Hey, I got a story to share about the... My lottery ticket win, I spoke with Rob earlier. Yeah, what is it? Well, his brother inspired me to get a lottery ticket, and I won $240. Nice work. So his brother didn't win anything, but you won something. You're a hundredaire. That's right. Oh, yeah, yeah. Hey, what's going on? There's my cut. There you go. Serious. Well, congratulations, bro. Thank you, man. Mikey Show, hello. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, Mikey P1 Rubber. I was just wondering if you could possibly podcast that little bit you guys did a few minutes ago with the shut your mouth there. Yeah, can you podcast that, Ashley? That was hilarious, bro. Please. Got the feeling Ashley was like, whatever. Done and done. Mike. No, not today. The show's almost over. It's almost over. No, she looked mad. No, I was not mad. She's fine. She's not mad. I feel like she had enough to do. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. Was not done? No. Not at all. Not at all.
Fine and close. Oh, Eddie, but you just made it look like... No, no, no, no, no, no. It was not. It was not, Ashley. I don't know why. You know me, homie. I don't know what's going on. Mikey Show. I'm not even mad at all. Right here. Mikey Show. Hello? Mikey Show. I mean, I don't... I'm not mad. Hello? Hello? I just wanted to know about the food drive for the Aussie tickets. Yeah, actually, Ashley has some information about that. Yeah, the food drive going on today, it's the show us your cans. Food Drive. What you're going to do is you're going to donate food for a free ticket to the Rock Before Christmas Part 1 show with Ozzy Osbourne, Rob Zombie. It's going to be at the San Diego Sports Arena on November 20th. So the Food Drive is today from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. Misty's going to be broadcasting out there. BC and Clint will be out there broadcasting in Budweiser. And you're going to get one free ticket for every five cans of food that you donate. with a limit of up to four tickets per person while supplies last. And then whoever brings in the most food in wait at the end of the day wins a pair of backstage passes to meet and greet Ozzy Osbourne. Wow. For more details, go to rock1053.com, keyword camps. Do we know what the most that's been brought in is so far? Do I? Does anybody know what the most is so far? We do not. Missy comes on next, so I'm sure she'll probably announce that. She'll give you the update when she comes on next.
Okay, thank you. Sweet. Hope you had a good time in here today, P1 nerd. Yes, I did. That's right. Make sure you check out P1site.com. P, the number one, site.com. At the end of the show on Fridays, I give you my testimony. It's where I tell you about what life used to be like for me. And it was very different than it is today. I went through a very, very dark period in my life, which actually lasted for years. The funny thing is, though, is that you don't know when it starts. You definitely know when it ends. So there might be a lot of people listening right now that know that when I do my testimony, I'm talking about my addiction to alcohol, among other things, but never really knew where it started.
I knew that I was drinking a lot, but when it goes from the point where you're drinking a lot to where you have to drink or your hands shake and you can't write a check, that's where it gets a little hazy. Not really sure, like, what day that happened. But it did happen one day to where I would be shaking and I actually didn't even know that the answer was, oh, you have to get alcohol in your system to make your hands stop shaking. I just thought... Oh, I must have some allergicness to writing checks. But the bottom line is that I knew that life was going to get a lot worse for me. And one night I accepted Jesus Christ into my life. I had done that previously, but I went my own way and did my own thing. So I guess a better way to say it is that I asked him to start allowing me to listen to him. And for me to do what he wants. And I've been trying to do that ever since. Some people say, well, isn't that kind of like a crutch? And I go, yeah. Yeah, it's like a crutch. It is. It's a really cool crutch that I get to have all the time. So when things get bad, I can lean on it. And I do get to do that. To lean on him. And he changed things in my life. And I went from the saddest sack you could...
possibly imagine and just being absolutely morally bankrupt and lonely to having a little boy and a wife and a family and a great job and a bunch of cool friends. So if there are people listening today that are experiencing a time in their life where they feel kind of hopeless, where you feel That because of the fact that you just broke up with a boyfriend or a girlfriend. You just broke up or you're going through a divorce with your husband or your wife. Maybe you've lost a child. Maybe you have lost a husband or a wife. Or you've lost a loved one. Or you're losing a loved one. Like a loved one of yours is very sick right now. Or you're going through an addiction that's making you feel like you don't have any hope. A lot of people that are listening right now are thinking to themselves. What does it matter what happens to me this weekend? What does it matter what happens to me tonight? A lot of you are listening right now going, I hope I don't even wake up. I remember going to sleep sometimes hoping that I didn't wake up. It took me knowing that that was coming soon for me to make the changes that I was talking to you about. So if you're experiencing that kind of hopelessness or loneliness,
At the end of the show on Fridays, we like to play a song from a band called Third Day. And I like to remind you that for me, turning my life over to Jesus Christ saved my life. Songs by Third Day, the song is called Tunnel. And as I tell you every time, really listen to the words. The words are really powerful and they will inspire you to have a little bit of hope. Missy is coming up next. She's going to be doing this canned food drive, so help her out, will you? We'll see you again on Monday morning at 5.30.