The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 11/29/07
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Daily Audio 2007KIOZRock 105.3
ADD medicationGOP YouTube debateimmigration and sanctuary citiesDancing with the StarsTough Love adviceSean Taylor deathRampage Jackson 911 commentsChristmas music debatecar radio controltop 10 rap songs white people lovehaggis and Bizarre FoodsSkye's old aircheck
Mikey discusses stopping his ADD medication and realizing it was actually helping him focus. The crew reacts to the Republican CNN/YouTube debate, mocking Romney and Giuliani's fight over sanctuary cities and Romney's 'funny accent' remark. Beto claims to be in a San Marcos gang despite being a 14-year-old who's never kissed a girl. Sky's embarrassing 'Drama Queen' song gets replayed. The show covers Helio Castroneves' fiancée calling off their engagement after his Dancing with the Stars win. Eddie does 'Tough Love' giving absurd advice about secretly recording a coworker and dealing with a smelly colleague. Rampage Jackson's controversial 911 comments about Sean Taylor are discussed. The crew debates Christmas music at work and who controls the car radio. They go through a list of top 10 rap songs white people love. Boston Rob eats haggis for Bizarre Foods. Sean discovers and repeatedly plays Sky's mortifying old radio aircheck. Zeth finally stands up to Ashley after she yells at him for missing a traffic break, sparking a lengthy on-air argument about how harshly Ashley treats him compared to past interns.
What happened, in order
Mikey's ADD Medication
Mikey explains he stopped taking his Focalin and Strattera for adult ADD and realized at a doctor's appointment that he couldn't pay attention at all without them.
GOP YouTube Debate Reaction
Mikey rants about the Republican CNN/YouTube debate being a joke, starting with a musical opener at the Grand Ole Opry instead of real issues.
Romney vs Giuliani Sanctuary City Fight
The crew reacts to Romney and Giuliani arguing about illegal immigration, with Romney suggesting homeowners should check workers' accents and the crew mocking his 'funny accent' comment.
Beto Claims Gang Membership
14-year-old Beto claims to be in the Vario San Marcos gang and threatens to beat people up and get them pregnant, while the crew points out he's never even kissed a girl.
Drama Queen Song
Sky's embarrassing auto-tuned song about being sick and throwing up on the show gets replayed for listeners who missed it.
Helio's Engagement Called Off
Dancing with the Stars winner Helio Castroneves' fiancée announces their engagement is off the day after he wins, amid rumors about his dance partner Julianne.
Tough Love with Eddie
Eddie gives absurd advice to a listener about secretly recording a coworker with hidden cameras for blackmail, then suggests leaving deodorant trees and car air fresheners for a smelly coworker.
Rampage Jackson on 911
UFC fighter Rampage Jackson's controversial comments about Sean Taylor's death are played, where he suggests black people should 'sound white' when calling 911.
Christmas Music at Work Debate
A listener writes about being tortured by eight hours of Christmas music at work, sparking a debate about who controls the car radio and whether Christmas music is great or terrible.
Top 10 Rap Songs White People Love
The crew goes through a list of the top 10 rap songs white people love, guessing songs like Baby Got Back, Jump Around, and Ice Ice Baby.
Bizarre Foods: Haggis
Boston Rob eats Scottish haggis made of sheep's heart, liver, and lungs boiled in a stomach, and surprisingly doesn't gag, describing it as 'earthy.'
Skye's Embarrassing Aircheck
Sean plays Sky's old radio aircheck where she says 'My name's Skye, what's happening?' and the crew repeatedly plays it, mortifying her.
Ashley vs Zeth
Zeth finally stands up to Ashley after she yells at him for missing a traffic break, leading to a long on-air discussion about whether Ashley is too harsh on him.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkySeanAshleyBoston RobZethBetoHelio CastronevesJulianne HoughMitt RomneyRudy GiulianiDuncan HunterRampage Jackson
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Welcome to the program. It's the Mikey Show. It's 6-0-6. The day after Elio wins Dancing with the Stars, his fiancée announced that she has called off their engagement. 20% of you get to see a great game tonight. The NFC Championship preview probably between the Cowboys and Packers. I wonder where they're going to fix that problem. Man, if I did not have access to this game, I would be calling my congressman everything possible because that would... Really drive me nuts. Well, dude, I mean, it was, I was this upset because, you know, they yanked it off of, they yanked it off of cable as soon as I got cable. Like, I got cable, didn't have DirecTV, which is what NFL Network used to be on. I got cable. They had the NFL Network. I'm all happy. And about two weeks after I got cable, they decided to take it off. It was terrible.
The whole thing is terrible. Oh, boy. The infant stages. We're in the infant stages. That's all I'm trying to say. Okay. My name is Mikey. The internet today, so we'll talk to you later. Are you kidding me? No. Oh, no. How are you breathing right now? Dang. It's like your lifeline. It is. You don't realize how important it is. To Mike. It's your soul's blood. That's right. Yeah, the day's gotten off to a rocky start. This guy told me 50 news stories. I remembered two of them. It's okay. One of those days. I told her, I go, we got to go slower through the news stories. I'm not retaining them. As she tells me the news stories, I have to go, hang on, huh? Yeah, because I've noticed that I'll tell you some shocking ones and you don't even flinch and I'm going,
okay, is he waiting to talk about them later or is he not really hearing me? But I didn't want to bug you. I think I'm hearing him. I think I'm hearing him. I'm not retaining. Here's what has to happen. We're in this thing. We are doing a new thing, Sky and I, where we go through news stories very quickly. We used to kind of discuss, which slowed things down. We don't need to discuss, but I think that this discussion at least slowed me down enough to absorb it. Right now, we're basting the turkey. I need, like, injection right into the turkey. So, Eddie is... Well, let's introduce everybody, and then we'll get started. My name's Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 37. I've been diagnosed with adult ADD. And I'm taking two kinds of medication. One is called Focalin, and the other one is called Stratera. And... What I think is, is that it's a bunch of hooey, and then I stopped taking it, and I realized, oh, man, it is not hooey. Right? I stopped taking it, and all the stuff that I remember from before is back. I got fed up with it about a week ago, so I decided I'm not taking this anymore. So I stopped taking it that day. Didn't take it. Went to an appointment, like a doctor's appointment. I'm sitting in there. The doctor's talking to me.
I've been thinking about something else the entire time they were talking. Oh, wow. The entire time. And I caught myself and went, oh, no. Like you don't realize. I didn't. I can't pay attention. It blows. It really blows. Eddie is our producer and our sports guy. He's 34 years of age. Still a very young man. Sky is our news girl. She is 30 years of age. She's wearing a track suit. Yep, going running. That's right. Or not. Or napping. One of the two, napping or running. Yes. Like the option. You have to always leave your options open. Oh, yeah. You never know what could happen. You could run to the couch and take a nap. Nice. There you go. Uncle Sean leaves his options open with his chance. Oh, that's true. That is true. Good point, Beto.
He wears pants that unzip into shorts. Yeah, so business meeting or the beach. That's right, Skye. Who knows? Yeah, you never know what you want to do that day. Be an executive or a volleyball player. Right. I don't think your Uncle Sean is there. Where's Uncle Sean? Where's Uncle Sean? I don't know. Maybe he went to take a nap. What are you doing, Uncle Sean? Where are you? Sean? He's vanished. I don't hear any sound effects. I don't see him in the camera, but that could just be CGI type stuff. I don't see him in there. Where'd he go? He had to go check his Zephyr. My Zephyr gets stuck sometimes, and I have to yank on it to loosen it up. I broke the other day. Are you taking your medication, Ashley? Are you taking your medication? Yes, I am. It's funny that you say that, though.
Because this morning I took it like a half an hour later than I normally do. Like I took it right before I left my house as opposed to right when I wake up. So the seven hour we got you. And no, no, but it kicked in right before I, like we came on the air. But for the first hour when normally I'm like in my zone this morning, I've been like, okay, what do you do now? Like really having to focus on what I do really affects me. There you go. Differently. Sean is our sound effects guy. He's back. Very. Kind of blows because he, you know. Betta just went to the bathroom, but he was in here a second ago. And Sean, you missed Betta. Oh, well, I'm all broken up about that. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Man. Betta's my nephew. He hangs out in the studio and sometimes talks to Sean. Ashley is our assistant producer. Ash! And she is 24 years of age. What's your shirt all about today? What you got going on in that t-shirt? Um, it's...
It's just a t-shirt from Victoria's Secret, the pink collection. What's it say? Sail with me under pink stars. It's all retro 70s. Yeah. Boston Rob is 25 years old. Hey. And he is our phone screener. And today we'll be eating something bizarre. Yes! Bizarre Foods with Boston Rob. Are you excited? No. Not at all. Gotta be honest. There you go. Eggs are already ruined for me. Come on. You're traveling to an exotic land today. I am excited about the travel. You are excited about the travel. I can't wait. He's going to be going. Let me see. Boston Rob today will be traveling to... Oh, wow. Look at that. Today he's going to Scotland. Oh, nice.
Have me try like an exotic Guinness or something. Gonna make him wear a kilt. Oh, I wish we could. Awesome. Hey, dude. That'd be so awesome. That's actually a pretty funny idea. When we do this, we should dress him like... We should dress. Yeah. Dude, like dress him like Vietnamese, you know. I love that. Oh, that's pretty good. Gotta get a kilt every week or whatever he's doing, you know. He won't give it back. Whatever country he's from, he has to wear that. So, anyway, today, Boston Rob will be eating haggis. Oh, no. Sounds delicious. We'll tell you all about it later. A lot of protein in that. That's right. Yippee, Rob. Okay, all right. That's right. And finally, Zeth is the seventh member of the Mikey Show. Oh, good grief. That's right. Zeth is a young man. I almost called you the other day just to see how you're hanging in there. You doing all right? I'm good, Mike. Are you sure? Yep. You can be honest if everything's all right. I just want to make sure. I'm good. Thanks. I worry about the kid, you know. Tender psyche. Ashley can make him cry pretty easily. Oh, wow. It's happened. So I just want to make sure he's all right and he's dealing with it mentally. He's a freshman. Ashley's a senior. That's how it goes. She's like a third time senior.
Well, she's been held back a couple times. For obvious reasons. I've been thinking of just passing her. Shut up. She's that 22-year-old senior in high school that everyone's afraid of. So I watched those debates last night. Oh, did you? Oh, yeah. You like them? So stupid. Aw. So stupid, man. Well, you know, first of all, Before it even began, I didn't like a million things about it when I just heard about it. Because it's a very well-known thing that the media is very left, very liberal. And so it was no surprise to me that when the Democrats got to debate, it was very professional. It was pretty awesome.
I watched it. It was pretty cool. Sean, did you see the Democrats debate? Yes, I did. They use YouTube? Yes. So they're doing this YouTube thing now where they're letting people ask questions with YouTube, okay? And I was concerned because they said that they got all these people, and it's mostly a lot of young people, that have questions for the different candidates. And I was concerned because CNN... was going to be deciding which stuff to use. And so going into it, I'm like, man, I hope they don't railroad these guys, and I hope they ask fair questions, and I hope it's not just like, you know, yeah, my question is, why are you such a jack face? You know, like, let's talk about some real issues and that kind of stuff. So let me play for you how it began. Cut one. The grand old party's looking for somebody who can lead. Someone who is electable and adheres to our creed. Some say the group is not diverse. They're white, they're men, but wait. The Dems have just one candidate. Republicans have eight. All the polls, but can he win the base? Mitt changed on abortion history he can't erase. From Hallwood and the FDA, and that is just a start.
Fred has just begun to run, but sure does look the part. Hunter tells us what to do in foreign policy. Debate in it. And Los Gatos says, let's build a fence across the whole Southwest. As love by men, eat it by the rest. Okay, thank you. That's wild. Thank you. That's a jam. Yeah. Wow. Ah, the issues. Yep. Who was that? Toby Keith or something? Hard hitting. Stephen Lynch. So that's how it started. And I just thought to myself, you know. What a waste. So this was a variety show, right? Yeah, yeah, you know, it was like hee-haw. Okay, cool. Yeah, this debate, I don't know if I mentioned this, this GOP debate took place at the Grand Ole Opry. Right. What must the rest of the world think of us? Dude, I thought that, Sky. Idiots! I'm watching it, and I thought, like, what a joke we are. Like, we're everything that they hate about us. Like, you know how the Arab world thinks that we're so Western?
We're so Britney Spears. We're so Pepsi. We're so that. We're jokes. But I was like, good thing it happened with the GOP debate. Good thing that we get this thing started off with shenanigans instead of talking about real stuff. It just was so stupid to me. So then Mitt Romney and Rudolph Giuliani, they start fighting. They start fighting. You know, and I'm listening to it, and I'm like, oh, man, good thing we get to pick between one of these two guys to maybe represent us as the president. These two yahoos, like, talking about how the other one sucks. And not, like, real issue stuff. Like, just, like, this blew me away. So this is Mitt Romney and Giuliani getting into it. Cut to. Governor Romney, was New York a sanctuary city? Absolutely. Called itself a sanctuary city. As a matter of fact, when the welfare...
Sky, you know what that is? Yeah, they're referring to immigration and giving sanctuary to immigrants and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. So, Rudolph Giuliani's being accused of making New York City a place where all are welcome. Yeah. All are welcome. Like, come on, illegals. Yeah, come on in. Yeah, like, listen, if you're having a hard time, come on down to New York City. We'll stick you in the kitchen, put a net in your head, get you to work. So he's been accused, Giuliani has, of turning New York City into that. Okay? And so he's being accused of this by Mitt Romney. On pause. Self-sanctuary city, and as a matter of fact, when the Welfare Reform Act that President Clinton brought forward said that they were going to end the sanctuary policy of New York City, the mayor actually brought a suit to maintain its sanctuary city status. And the idea that they reported any illegal alien that committed a crime...
How about the fact that people who are here illegally are violating the law? They didn't report everybody they found that was here illegally. And this happens to be a difference between Mayor Giuliani and myself and probably others on the stage as well, which is we're going to have to recognize in this country that we welcome people here legally. But the mayor said, and I quote almost verbatim, which is if you happen to be in this country in an undocumented status, and that means you're here illegally, then we welcome you here. We want you here. We'll protect you here. That's the wrong attitude. Instead, we should say, if you're here illegally, you should not be here. We're not going to give you benefits other than those required by the law, like health care and education. And that's the course we're going to have to go. It's unfortunate, but Mitt generally criticizes people in a situation in which he's had far the worst record. For example, in his case, there were six sanctuary cities. He did nothing about them. There was even a sanctuary mansion. At his own home, illegal immigrants were being... employed, not being turned in to anybody or by anyone. And then when he deputized the police, he did it two weeks before he was going to leave office. And they never seemed to even catch the illegal immigrants who were working at his mansion. So I would say he had Sanctuary Mansion, not just Sanctuary City. All right. I've got to allow Governor Ronnie to just respond, then we'll move on. Mayor, you know better than that. No. Yeah. Okay. Then listen.
All right, then listen, first of all, you did have illegal immigrants working at your mansion, didn't you? No, I did not. So let's just talk about that. Are you suggesting, Mr. Mayor, because I think it's really kind of offensive, actually, to suggest, to say, look, you know what? If you're a homeowner and you hire a company to come provide a service at your home, paint the home, put on the roof, if you hear someone that's working out there, not that you've employed, but that the company has. If you hear someone with a funny accent, you as a homeowner are supposed to go out there and say, I want to see your papers. Is that what you're suggesting? Pause. With a funny accent, huh? Like a hysterical accent? Yeah. Like a comical one? What kind of funny? Yeah, when you say funny accent. Like Robin Williams funny? Yeah. Funny how? How do I amuse you? Funny how? Yeah. With a funny accent. And like, what's a not funny accent? Yeah, like are all accents funny or just specific ones? No, no, no. To explain. I'll be Mitt Romney. To explain. I don't get it. Go for it. The way that you white people talk, not funny. Okay. Okay.
But like, if you talk like this, you know, oh, si, bueno. That's funny. That's funny. That's hysterical. Barely hold back my laughter. So I've said this a million times. No candidate is ever going to be everything you want. They never are. Never. In fact. Huckabee's stuff and his record. Huckabee's a guy I like. And his stuff about immigration, I'm out. Mitt Romney, in this particular situation, I think he's kind of like, I think he's got a point here. Of like, dude, I hired a company to work in my house. They hired illegal immigrants. You know, what am I supposed to do? Go out there and ask for their papers? Or what am I supposed to do? Hire a company that's all white? Rudolph? Like, I don't even like Mitt Romney, and I felt bad about him. I felt bad about this. I don't even like the guy. And that's basically what last night's debate was. But hey, guys, good thing you guys are debating whether or not he had illegals working painting his house instead of talking about the border and what you guys will both do about it. And then, by the way, this was a classic moment. Duncan Hunter, who's from here, who's from San Diego, who's running for president.
He decides that he's going to tell everybody how great it is here in San Diego and how he has quelled the illegal immigrants in San Diego. And I'm like, really? We didn't know. Congratulations. I didn't get the memo. That's news to me. We got a lot of people putting up sheetrock and that are housekeepers here in San Diego that may beg to differ that didn't get that memo. But hey, Duncan, thank you. For your immigration policy. Pat on the back. Yeah, problem solved. Clearly working. Let's take those signs down with people running across the freeways. We don't need them. Yeah. We obviously don't need them. No longer necessary. Wow, dude. Yeah, so my impression of last night was it was a joke. Man, where's TMZ? Right. What's Lindsay up to? This is why I don't like being an adult.
A judge has issued a preliminary injunction against San Marcos gangs. Or is it just a gang or all San Marcos gangs? Or what's the deal? Yeah, it's about 100 accused gang members who they allege are part of the Vario San Marcos gang. That just sounds scary, doesn't it? Well, not when I say it. Vario San Marcos. That just sounds scary. But yeah, so they believe that this gang has been responsible for seven homicides since 2003. And so basically, there are these certain safety zones around San Marcos. And so according to this preliminary injunction, these 100 accused gang members can't wear gang clothing, drink alcohol, use drugs, associate with other known gang members, flash hand signs, or possess spray paint in these areas around San Marcos. And if they do violate this injunction, they can get six months in jail and a $1,000 fine. Yeah, dude, I don't even care about it. I'll still keep doing it. You're not in a gang. You don't live in San Marcos. I can't admit that I'm in them, but I am. Well, you're not. You're not at all, Beto. Yeah, dude, I'm in that gang. No, you're not. You're a 14-year-old kid who's trying to be hard. Dude, I'm all 19. No, you're not. No, you're not.
Yeah, dude, and I'm in that gang, and gang in, gang out, dude. What? What are you talking about? Blood in, blood out. It's not gang in, gang out. Yeah, dude, and if I ever have to leave, I have to go through a line of those vatos, and they all get a shot. Oh, no, you get jumped in, not jumped out. You're never out. Yeah, you're in for life. But you know what, dude? I will never leave anyway, because those dudes are all my homies. No, don't say that. That's bad. So if anybody wants some of this, then no. Yeah, it's that. Yeah, right? Dude, I will beat you up and get you pregnant. You're going to beat somebody up and get them pregnant? Yeah, dude. And I'll be all cussing and getting you pregnant. You are not cool. By doing these things, you are not cool. And I'll be like, oh, showing you my ink and everything. Show us your ink right now. Oh, yeah, I'm going to get arrested, right? Why do you get arrested for having a tattoo? What are you talking about? That is true. I'm not going to show my gang tats openly, bro. They're all by my private, so you can't steal. That's weird. Aren't you late for English? For English, bro? What does that mean? It's class. You're supposed to be at school. Dude, I dropped...
No, you didn't. You did not. You did not. Yeah, I'm a high school dropout. No, that's not cool. That's not true. Don't say that. With like 14 pregnant girls. No. Hey. And they're all, Beto, I love you. Stop it. No, they don't. You never even kissed a girl. Right? Seriously. He's misguided. That's the deal. He's very misguided. I'll say. And he does exaggerate. A little bit. Oh, really? Oh, here we go. Oh, no. Speaking of exaggerating, why don't you tell everyone how much you weigh, dude? Not necessary. Low blow. Obviously. Below the belt. We got a lot of stuff to do today. A lot of people that were listening late in the show yesterday got to hear... Skye's song that she recorded. I didn't record that song. Drama Queen. Gorgeous. No. Great song. It's really beautiful. And so some people haven't heard that. So we've got to play the Drama Queen. No, we don't. Also on the show today, we are going to do something that some of you are familiar with. It's called Tough Love with Eddie. Oh. Well, well, well. Come on.
Sky's favorite. Don't mind if I do. This is where people write in. They say, Eddie, can you help me out with a problem? And instead of placating them and telling them just stuff they want to hear, he's very straightforward. Sure. Shoots from the hip. Yeah. And yeah, it's tough love, but that's how you get to the healing. Exactly. I mean, there's no beating around the bush. That's not helping nobody. Tough love it is. Tough love. You just give him a straight beating. Yeah. We're also going to be doing... Oh, really? You haven't heard. I'll show you my email. We're also going to be doing tone-deaf karaoke today. It's Ashley singing. You're trying to figure out what she's singing. And then, of course, we'll be taking a trip to Scotland. We should make him a kilt. You know what I mean? Today, Boston Rob travels to Scotland for Bizarre Foods with Boston Rob, and he will be eating something called haggis. It's dark! Oh, it's filthy. It is garbage. It's filthy. Eddie versus the Charger girls, that's right. They're going to come in today because there's a football game on television tonight. So the Charger girls are coming in today. From here on out, Thursday football. How do you like that? So get ready for it. Let's see, who do we got? We got Jerry Seinfeld in the stand-up spotlight. Stand-up spotlight. I'm always irritated by that fact of watching TV late at night. I do this most nights.
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Overall, it's not a bad ride in our freeways. You are picking up some brake lights down the coastline, though, on Southbound 5 around La Costa. And then it slows out of Encinitas down to an accident turn just before the racetrack at Villa de la Valle in Del Mar. Northbound 5, the fender bender wrapping up in the center divide. It has a couple of cars here just before the 52 as you come out of Mission Bay and towards Mount Soledad. Heading south in the 15, getting a little tough now out of Escondido up to 78 down to Villa Rancho Parkway off and on. And then some reduced speeds in Rancho Bernardo. Looking great out of the East County. No worries there. North 805, a brief delay near Home Avenue coming up through National City. Don McLauren's on Rock 105.3. The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. When I was eight years old, I kissed our dog on the mouth. Eddie. Take a look at this. Adonis body. Sky. Thank you. Save that. Cliff Sean. I love it when black people make fun of white people. Boston Rob. Not a chick. Come on, lady. And Ashley. I am Sydney Key. Hand washer. The Mikey Show's on. Yay! Quantum 53. Welcome back to the show. It is 638. Police are investigating a noose and racial slur found on the Rancho Bernardo High Campus this week. Sean Taylor's friend, Cardinals cornerback, Antoine Roll, says it was no burglary attempt. Really? Oh, yeah. I thought he said this was no boating accident. Pretty much. But maybe I got the quote wrong. It was actually this was no burglary attempt. Right.
I think we actually have that. Cut 41. They say, you know, it was a burglary. I mean, it absolutely was not a burglary. I mean, under any circumstances, I mean, if from, you know, down south where we're from, I mean, there was many people talking to Sean. You know, a lot of jealousy, a lot of envious people. And, you know, Sean, Sean, he had a large group of friends. And, you know, he no longer hung out with those friends. So you never know where this came from, you know. But, I mean, he was changing for the better. Those are pretty crazy words, you ask me. I mean, that's very powerful things he's saying. He goes on to say that I guess Sean Taylor was in fear for his life constantly and that he was always being wanted or people were after him in Miami. He said all that stuff? He said all that stuff. Did he realize people were recording him? I don't know. Cops say they have no suspects, though. Really?
They got their girlfriend. She doesn't know anything. Maybe if they were wearing masks, you can't tell them anything, but they've got nothing? Nothing. Dude, what a strange case that is, man. P1 training manager. P1 training manager, are you there? Good morning, Mikey Show. Good morning. Yeah, I was just wondering what Eddie thought of Shrek the Halls regarding if he thinks it's going to be a future Christmas classic, because I thought it was pretty good. Eddie, what'd you think? Didn't watch it. You didn't see it? I'm not a fan of... Shrek. The Shrek movies or anything. I did watch it at 8.30. The Grinch, though. How was it? Fantastic. It's always usual. Oh, yeah. With the wobbly floobers. I mean, come on. You gotta love the wobbly floobers. Oh, man. Come on. P1 training manager... What's that? The Polar Express coming on Friday. Is that a good one? I've never seen that. I've seen it. I thought it was good. It's a movie with Tom Hanks and it's Robert Zemeckis and they do it in that creepy animation.
Bale Wolf. That's right. Thanks, Mikey Joe. Yeah, thanks. Well, what did you think of Shrek the Halls? I thought it was pretty good. I mean, I think kids will like it. I think it'll be a future, you know, I don't know if it'll be up there with Charlie Brown and Rudolph, but it was pretty good. All right, thank you. Thank you, Mikey Joe. Thank you very much. Hey, Mikey, I know that you're a huge Paul Thomas Anderson fan. He's a movie director. I was just wondering why you guys don't have a Boogie Nights soundboard. That would be hilarious. Best movie ever. Just throwing it out there. Take it easy, Chubby. Signed, P1 Retaliation. Well, I've never really thought of having a soundboard of Boogie Nights stuff. I mean, we have Boogie Nights stuff. We love Boogie Nights. Some of the best music in the world came out of Boogie Nights. A lot of people don't realize how good Mark Wahlberg is. I mean, Mark Wahlberg used to be Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. Oh, you're talking about... Oh, his singing. Diggler's singing. Oh, yeah. His album. Oh, yeah. Those tapes are his, bro. You got the touch. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Get it. You got the touch. It's so good. It's so good. You got the touch. The bass is taking away from the vocal. The bass is taking away from the vocal. Bring that bass down a little bit. And then Reed in the background going. It is. The truth of it, it is. I got to see it. And then there were such jerks to the producer. The guy that was trying to help them.
Okay, Nick, let's do it. I love it. Hey, listen, that's a good song, but it's nothing compared to the next email. Mikey, I missed Drama Queen. Hit it. But I am very thankful that it was podcasted. I have never laughed so hard. It's by far my favorite. It should be played as often as possible or at least every hour. Cindy. Cindy, how dare you? Well, as many of you know, Skye sometimes can be a bit of a drama mama. Oh. Or a drama queen. I'm feeling sexy and I'm feeling honey baked. And a one and a two and a one, two, three and I can dance. I am Skye.
I like interpretive jive. Look at me. Can't you see? I am the drama queen. I'm not apologizing for my behavior because I was really sick. I was throwing up here. I went home. I was throwing up at home. Early morning and I'm on the show. Mispronouncing and in the flow. Man, I wish we played music and I didn't have to be having to read and speak. I had just been conversating. It's conversing. The guys are making me want to cry. Life was better when I was high. I don't know how I do it every single day. I really earn my pay. And if you didn't know more now, soon Great job, Scott.
I like my mom out of Charlie Brown. I don't know. I like my mom the teacher from Charlie Brown. We can't hear the other side of the conversation. Whatever. It's pretty good stuff. It's pretty stupid stuff. Well, Sky, I think it was pretty awesome that you were able to get up there and admit it in that song. No, that's not me. Really awesome. That's you pretending to be me. You know that Dancing with the Stars dude that just won? Ilio. Ilio. Ilio. Ilio Catra Neves. His wife announced the day after, yep, we're not engaged anymore. And it's because of these rumors. His fiance. His fiance. His fiance. His fiance. His fiance is he. That it's off. Yeah. And it's because there's rumors that, like, Helio and the dance partner. Julianne. Had a romance. Didn't last year the same thing happened with Apollo? Yes. And she was the one that was, like, engaged to some dude? Yep. And then she was dancing with Apollo Anton Ono. Yeah, and then they postponed their marriage. And then this season, she's dancing with Elio, and now his fiancé felt the need to issue a statement saying they've called off their engagement. Yeah, this is from Access Hollywood, cut 13. Just hours after becoming Dancing with the Stars' newest champ, race car driver Elio Castroneves, and his fiancé, Miami jewelry designer Ali Vasquez, announced their engagement is off.
Ali is a fantastic person. We had to engage it all for probably one or two weeks. And it's a shame, you know. She's a great person. For sure we're going to be friends. He sounds really sad. He's pretty broken up. Really, really sad. Holding back tears. Yeah, it was hard for him to get through that. Man. Cut 14. The 32-year-old Brazilian sportsman and the 19-year-old bombshell dating. No! No, we're friends. There's nothing with Apollo and I last season. There's nothing with Alice last season. The reason I keep looking to her, not only because she's beautiful, but I have... Isn't she pretty? Look at that. But the point is, sometimes I don't understand a lot of things, especially the questions. Can I look to her? I'm his translator, Scott. Wow. That guy is having a blast. Yeah, he is. Yeah, nothing's going on. I don't love her, you know, at all. Come here, you. You look beautiful. Tickle, tickle, tickle. Yes. I don't even like how beautiful you are. Come on. I just don't understand this infidelity word or whatever. What is this? I don't know. If you don't know what means, you can't do. How can you accuse me of something I don't know? Yeah. If you don't know cheat, you can't do cheat. Why? Well, you can't be guilty if you don't know word.
Wow. Brutal. How do people keep letting people go on that show? How do relationship people still allow their people on the show? I'm telling you. Even somebody who looks like they were in a secure marriage, like Jenny Garth. She seemed like she was in a pretty good marriage. She had kids and all that stuff. I was so uncomfortable. Whenever they're done with their dance, they go and stand in front of the judge. And her and her partner... They are so happy to be done with the dance. They are, like, hugging constantly and kissing and, like, holding hands and, like, touching. Yeah, like, prom style, you know. It's weird, man. That is weird. Yeah. That's a dangerous show if you're in a relationship. For sure. The day, or excuse me, Christina Aguilera has posed naked for Marie Claire magazine. I'm sorry? Yeah, she's talking about keeping her pregnancy a secret. Yeah, so she does this whole photo spread naked and prego, you know, obviously covering up the goodies. It's like Demi Moore did, right? Yeah, yeah. The very famous Demi Moore profile nude thing that was on Vanity Fair. It's the same idea.
So, you know, they ask her in the interview why she kept the pregnancy a secret. And she said, well, because the pregnancy came early. Like basically she was on tour and they knew that they wanted to try to have a baby. So she decided, well, I'm going to go off the pill because I've heard from people that it takes a while for your body to like kind of detox from being on the pill to be able to get pregnant. Well, they got pregnant right away when she got off the pill. And she says due to their quote. power egg and super sperm and that's why they got pregnant right away and so she didn't want to make they were actually those were wonder twins for a while and then they had to get rid of them from the comics i thought it was a new menu item on the dollar menu yeah well they were both is it they were both okay they were both i'm confused Yeah, so she said since she was still on tour, she didn't want to make the audience feel uncomfortable with her performing up there all prego, so she decided not to tell anyone. Well, that is really sweet of her. That is very, very sweet and thoughtful. I arrested yesterday in San Diego, I'll tell you where, for suspicion of intentionally setting three fires. Oh, you son of a... On the red flag day, by the way. Don't ask me why.
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yesterday trying to set fires in san diego because we said it was a red flag warning yesterday which means be careful if you're doing anything fire related yeah i mean it's high winds low humidity everything right for you know fires but yeah so in chula vista yesterday this 30 year old dude uh was arrested taken into custody on suspicion of intentionally starting three small fires They say that they allege that he set a pile of wood and some vegetation on fire behind a department store, then went to start a fire on an abandoned car seat behind Coors Amphitheater, and then the other one was like in a residential neighborhood. So he's being held at the San Diego Central Jail on a $225,000 bail. Did you say how old he is? 30. Oh, boy. Oh, who is that nutbag? Idiot! The scary thing is, you're not the only guy that's like that. I know. You know there's other nutbags out there. Freaky, man. That's why, at this time in San Diego, this is perfect. That's right. That's right. You see, we do this thing on the show called Tough Love with Eddie. And the idea is, is that if you are experiencing anything in your life that is upsetting or that you need advice on, you can go to our website and...
You can write our producer, our sports guy, Eddie, an email, and he'll give it to you straight. Well, you know, it's the holiday time. A lot of people have a lot of extra issues going on right now. This is my gift to you, San Diego. But don't people want to feel good and warm and fuzzy this time of year? No, warm and fuzzy, I said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not beat down and brutalized. You'll give it a chance. You figured it out, Sky. So here's our first letter. Our first letter reads, Dear Eddie, I have a weird situation. I've been at my present job for about five years. Every year at the company Christmas party, me and a group of other people end up getting pretty wasted. One of them is this really cute administrative assistant. After the party, for the last four years, she and I end up going out to my car in the parking lot to hang out and sober up. That eventually leads to a lot of kissing, but nothing else. And the next day, we go back to a friendship relationship for the rest of the year. I'm worried about this year. Eddie, I have feelings for her, and I don't want her to think it's just another random hookup. What should I do? Signed, P1 Dustin from Spring Valley. Eddie? Dear Rockin' Around the Christmas Tees,
I'm actually still waiting to hear this guy's problem. I don't know. Okay, you want my suggestion here? Okay. Go to the party, get blitzed, hit the car, put on your little Boyz II Men Christmas CD, and go to work, Val, okay? Now, look, bro, if you really want a relationship with this chick, and I'm not sure why, here's what you do. Now, you've got to bear with me here because I'm not very knowledgeable, but here goes. Go to the home security section of Fry's Electronics. Get yourself the XTK45C pinhole color camera. I'm not knowledgeable, but hang on. You'll also need the MJ7 power supply for it. Again, I'm not very knowledgeable about this, so please be patient with me. You'll also need a UP4AV cable. Now, that's to run audio and video out. Do not get the UP4A because that's audio only. Made that mistake before. Finally, get the DVR-XM, which is the extreme mini digital video recorder. Runs on batteries, Sky. You set up the cam just above the rear view mirror. Run the cables back into the mini DVR. Hit record and then boom, instant blackmail.
to start a relationship on blackmail. Again, Skye, I'm not an expert, just an enthusiast, really. An enthusiast of blackmail. So I hope that helped, and you're welcome. Awesome. Awesome. That's horrible. And illegal, by the way. Again, UP4AV, not the UP4A. Audio only. Just to be clear. Audio only. I didn't even know that. Our next letter reads, Dear Oracle, I need your sage advice. I have a co-worker who stinks. Literally. Has the worst BO ever. I sit two cubicles away from the guy and can still smell him plain as day. It's so gross. Our Christmas party is this weekend and I think I should tell him to shower before so we can all enjoy it without gas masks. Got any advice on how to let this smelly situation go away?
Signed, P1 Arroyo from Claremont. Dear the stench who stole Christmas, I gotta tell you, I'm so happy we work with Charlie Brown and not Pigpen. That's a good call. We do work with a sweater, but thankfully she doesn't smell. That's true. I won't name names. That's true. I'm not even sure how that's chemically possible, but thank God for small mirror curls, huh, guys? Seriously, in the room? Yes. Seriously. Cheers to that. As for your problem... Coffee. Yeah. Coffee. As for your problem, there are a few subtle hints you can leave for the guy to help him understand his problem. This guy, you know, just subtle hints. You don't want to go overboard. Like what? Well, first, you can buy a bunch of deodorant, make a nice decorative tree out of them, leave one at his desk. How is that subtle? A little subtle hint. Well, no. Of course, it will work. If that doesn't work, doesn't get the hint, start walking up from behind him. Pat him on the back, but leave a car air freshener with tape on the back. Okay. I cannot stop. And that may alleviate some of the smell. That is awesome. Again, if all else fails, then walk up to him. Now, make sure he's in front of a big group of people. Oh, no. And say, hey, Bob.
New Jersey called. They want their smell back. The humiliation will either get him to realize he smells or he'll commit suicide. Either way, you win. Either way, you're a winner. Merry Christmas. Well, the holidays are rough. I'm ready. Dear Eddie. I heard you say the other day that you had fried turkey for Thanksgiving and that you didn't like it. Dude, I am just like you. I wish that we could just stick to tradition. This Christmas is a perfect example. We always have Christmas goose. Wow. We have since I was a kid in Connecticut. This year, my sister-in-law is cooking roast or prime rib or something. All I know is...
I want a Christmas goose. What would you do, Oracle? Signed, P1 Kyle. Dear Sky. Wait a minute. Sky really hasn't really come to this. Changing the word ham to goose. I mean, come on. Are you kidding me? Are you actually stooping that low? You know I hate this stupid segment. By the way, nice touch with Kyle. Why didn't you just say you were long duck dong? And writing in broken English. How dare you? Dear Mr. Edison. What is this doing? We not understand your American ways. I love some ham. Please, Eddie. Please. Bring me a free ham. Please.
And then send it to this PO box. Better yet, leave it at the front desk with Sarah, the receptionist. What are you doing, Eddie? Thank you so much. Your gentle, kind man. Signed, Scry. Or I mean, I mean, wrong duck dong. Come on. Look, Skye. I didn't write that. Stop addressing me. Stop addressing me. You can't live your whole life in pursuit of the perfect ham, okay? Stop it. It'll drive you insane. You're driving me insane. Actually, wait a second. Maybe that's why you're the way that you are. I think I figured this out. You've been driven mad in your quest for the perfect boneless honey glazed ham. Seriously, does that not make sense? Does that not make sense? It does make sense. Are you going to address Kyle? My suggestion, Sky. You need to get some help, okay? You are not Lindsay Lohan.
You cannot ham in moderation. Plus, we're all tired of smelling ham on your breath in the morning. Think of who you could hurt. Speeding down the 15, all messed up on ham. All glazy. Guzzling bottles of Alkaham. Hanging out in parks to meet up with your ham dealer. Get some help, Kyle. That's my advice for you. Oh yeah, and also pick better CDs for new releases. Kyle. I don't care to CDs. I don't run the music. That's my advice. To Kyle. How dare you. How dare you? Wait a second, though. Can't you hear that? Oh, I'm so pissed right now. You can hear it. This is the worst. You can hear it coming up Claremont Mesa Boulevard. Oh, oh, oh, I want a glass. It's the sound of healing. Welcome, San Diego. Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey. Just out of curiosity, what did you look like before the accident? The Mikey Show is on. Sounds incredible. Rock 105.3. Get a unique shaving experience. The Philips Norelco Moisturizing Shaving System has been designed for men who want a close, nourishing shave and healthy skin.
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On the westbound 94, that's jammed as a result from the 805 solid in the downtown. South 15, slow and go from the 78th of your Rancho Parkway. Slows again through Rancho Bernardo. The coaster ride, south on 5, stays tough out of La Costa into Solana Beach. There's an accident near the racetrack, actually, at the Vieta La Valle exit off-ramp as well. And north 805, it's got plenty of stuff out of Chula Vista National City, North Park. Then again, out of Cranny makes up with 52. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. As a part of my personality, I'm both focused and all over the place. Now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I'm a little old man. Nice to meet you. Eddie. I always am in the mood for a while. I am a hypochondriac when it comes to my cats. Sean. I'm really into 70s B actors. Little Miss Boston Rob. I'm not a chick. Well. Yes, you are. And Ashley. It's really hard for me to watch.
Difficult movies. The Mikey Show's on 105.3. Back, it is 7-17. A judge has issued a preliminary injunction against 100 gang members in the San Marcos area. The Chargers finally bench Shane Olivier. They're going to now start Jeremy Clary. We all know who Rampage Jackson is. We've had him on the show. Rampage, you know what I'm saying? UFC light heavyweight champion. Quentin Rampage Jackson. And he is making headlines today. What? Because of what he said about Sean Taylor from the Redskins. Cut five. UFC brawler Quentin Rampage Jackson has never been afraid to go on the attack. And when the king of the octagon learned that NFL star Sean Taylor died from a gunshot to the leg a few days ago.
Rampage went off. He shot him in the leg and he died. What the hell was the ambulance? Man, what was up with that? Faye Flay was real when he said 911 was a joke. Black folks, if y'all getting in trouble, y'all need 911, please sound white when you call. Call the cab, right? When you call 911, cab, somebody sound white, please. We all know how to talk white when we need to. Oh, my God. Oh, man. Wow. Listen, he's putting it out there. He says, this is what I think. I don't know, man. You agree with that? I wouldn't even know because I'm not a part of the community. So how do I know? I tend to think maybe he's right. He's dealing with human beings. I don't know. What do you think, Eddie? I think you know how I feel about that. Sky racism, you think?
I don't know. I mean, I don't know what 911's response time was. I mean, you know, some wounds, you hit an artery. Sometimes it doesn't matter how fast you are. Yeah, that's because you ain't calling. Well, what? You're bleeding white blood. Well, no, blood's blood. Guess I ain't lose blood. White blood. That's right. You call with that white nice in the old voice and you make reservations and all that. Yeah, white toss of teeth. Call with whitacity in your voice. You call up, though. You say, yo, 911, what's up? Yeah. And they ain't coming. Hell no. If you say that, it doesn't sound like an emergency. You go get your butt over here. Yeah. Yo, I've been shot in the leg. Get your butt over here. But if you call talking about, hello, I am calling to please get an ambulance right now, please. Not an ambulance. No, man. We know how to do it. Ambulance, this is Brian Smith. Yes, hello. I'm calling for an ambulance. My name is Daniel McWhircher. What? Y'all know how to do it. They say Cyber Monday sales were up 21%.
Yeah, Cyber Monday was a huge hit this year. That just doesn't sound impressive to me, 21%. Not really. Something's got to get really high up there for me to think something's cool. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, so they say that Cyber Monday brought in $733 million. Did you guys know that Dr. Pepper hired Tay Zonday to sing for Cherry Chocolate Rain? Yes! What are you talking about? Cut six. I need to introduce myself. My name is Jay. Now, what is a deal? I mean, that sounds three minutes long. It's probably a web commercial or something like that. Okay, so they're not going to put that on TV? I doubt it. I wonder how much he got paid for it. If it's $2, it's more than he ever probably thought he would get. That's true. He says in the lyrics it was a hefty fee. Listen to this email.
Hey, Mikey, I'm going out of my mind. Our office took a vote, and they decided that they will be playing Christmas music in the office until the 25th. I voted no way. I like Christmas music as much as the next guy, but every day for eight hours, no way. This started on Monday, and I think I'm about to go postal. The rest of these idiots in the office love it. I hate it. Any way you can help me out, get me out of this nightmare, sign P1 Doug. Poor guy. I don't know what to tell you because... We had this, Rebecca and I got together with some friend of ours last night on Holly, but I didn't know this. It was very uncomfortable. He said last night, we got in this conversation about Christmas music. I love it. I really love it. He despises it. Whoa! Yeah, and so he goes, oh yeah, dude, don't you hate the Christmas music? And I was, oh no, because I like it, so I felt nerdy instantly. And luckily, Holly was like, Christmas music is like the greatest thing and they fight to get to see who drives the car because whoever's driving controls the radio like in all of our marriages. Whoever drives controls the radio. That is the flat rule. The rule in our house is wherever I am we get to hear the music.
Whoever's in my seat controls the radio. Whoever my butt is controls the radio. And the rule in our house is whoever's name is Sky gets to control the radio. Well, it controls everything, to be honest. Whoever's sitting shotgun gets to play DJ. Are you for real? No way, man. Are there times when you drive? It's the reward you get for driving. Because nobody likes to drive. It's the thank you. Okay. Really? You guys... You are terrible. Why am I terrible that whoever sits shotgun is DJing? You don't want to distract the driver. So it's the... In your house, it's the passenger. Yeah. Well, that means that like the... That the... what you would be shooting for is to always be the passenger but that's the way it is anyway like everybody wants to be the passenger i don't think our motivation is who controls the radio like that's never the motivation when you get in a car for us at least i've never even had that thought don't you guys okay wait question who drives when you guys go places most of the time it depends it does yeah there's not a dominant driver
It's changed. It has changed. In the beginning of the relationship, he always drove. And then once we got comfortable, then I was always the driver. And now it's kind of 50-50 over the past couple years. We do. Wow. I didn't know this was an issue. I drive 99.9% of the time. I was going to say 98% of the time I drive. I don't know about this guy answer. I think someone drives most of the time and she's afraid to say it. Why would I be afraid? Because you don't want to say, we'll give you immunity. We'll give you immunity. You can tell us and we will not beat you up, we promise. The answer is the same. It says 50-50. I'm sorry to let you down. She says that The person riding shotgun controls the radio. And do you guys both like Christmas music? You and the bunny boo? No, we're not big fans. Neither of you guys like it? No, see, we really like a lot of the same music, so it doesn't really matter. You have a cold heart. Like, if I was this dude at work with the Christmas music, oh, I would be crazy. So you do not like Christmas music? I don't hate it, but I don't prefer it. My wife? What?
hates it. Really? That surprises me. She hates it. I'm really shocked by that. She's very into traditions and holidays and things like that. Well, as it's turning out, she's not. Wow. She is not a fan of the Christmas tree. Really? She is not a fan of decorations. She's not a fan of the festiveness of Christmassy stuff. Really? No. In fact, yesterday, She had this weird thing happen, she said, where she, because last year she ordered stockings for us because of Jake. And this year she took them out and she said she had this weird thing happen where for the first time ever she was like, I think I want a tree. And so she wrote me an email and the email was so like leaving it up for like, you can veto this, Mike. You really can. Almost like hoping I would. But she is, for the first time, getting into the Christmas spirit. And last night, when we were hanging out with our friends, Holly couldn't even deal with that. I couldn't even believe that we... My wife is all about Christmas. I mean, on Saturday is the day we're putting up our decorations, getting our tree, all that stuff. Nice. And she has to have Christmas music on while that's going on. Totally. Oh, yeah.
Really? See, I love it, too. And you love it, don't you, Eddie? I do, totally. And you heard me yesterday talking about the Christmas movies and stuff. That's my favorite stuff. I own all those movies on DVD. By the way, Birdman says it's common knowledge what Sky is saying, and that is the normal way. The normal way is the way that him and Sky do it. Right, Birdman? Yeah, I mean, it's almost making me sick to my stomach to agree with her, but... Stop it. I'm a normal person. It's okay to agree with you. I bleed. I put my pants on one leg at a time. Thank you, Mike. I know you feel that I am above you, but I'm not. No, I'm not saying that. I'm just like you. Please, I sleep on a gold bed like you do. Just like everyone. Yes. Shut up. Yes. Shut up. I have underwear on made of solid gold just like you. I drink out of a diamond goblet like you do. Please relate to me. I don't have a tablet. I put my wallet in my pocket $100 bill at a time like you do. Yes. Whatever. So, Birdman, you sit shotgun, you control the radio. Yeah, whether it be with a friend, girlfriend. You know, I'm not married, but, you know, it's just I thought that's always how it was. Now, wait a second. Go ahead, Eddie. You said with a friend. Well, let's say it's the friend's car. Yeah. You're in control of your friend's car's radio?
Well, he wanted to drive, so it's my deal. Oh, you're tripping. Oh, dude. You are tripping, bro. Straight tripping, yo. That's pretty backwards. You like the Christmas music, Birdman? I can deal with it. It's not one of my favorites. Nat King Cole, I'd have to say, probably my favorite one. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, to me, they're all good. And I mean, I can listen to any kind of the Christmas music. Oh, man, you should have seen last night when we were talking about this, like, our friend Bo, he's like, dude, I got to turn that stuff off. Like, it's just, it skeeves him out. Wow. Now, nobody here on the show is like that, right? No way. Except for this P1 Doug that wrote us, like, that's exactly how he feels. He hates that they voted for it. Now, I will say this. I think it would be pretty brutal to subject everybody to it. I mean, that's a little overkill for a month straight. Listen, we're not even in December yet. I mean, hey, trust me, I could do it, but I understand how some people flip out. It wouldn't bother me. Sean, you like the Christmas music? Oh, dude, like, we have this thing in Clear Channel where they have all these, like, test radio streams. Yeah. And we have five test...
Christmas music streams, and I listen to them all day at work. Really? Isn't there a radio station in town that does Christmas music, like, at some point? Yeah, isn't it Kixi? Isn't it? Yeah, but I don't know if they've started. They have started, because that's what I listen to in the morning when I get ready. So they play Christmas music now? Yep. Wow. So fun. Are they playing it non-stop, though? Yeah. Pretty much. Well, at nights, they switch it up, but, like, during the day, it's, like, pretty much all Christmas music. Oh, I'm in. I am so in. I'm switching. I'm doing an advertisement for them. Oh, no. Do you think that that would upset her? Maybe, yeah. There'd be a problem with that? Yeah. Let's see. Here we go. Doesn't it make you feel like... You know what makes me feel? It makes me feel, like, safe. It makes me feel... Peaceful. Peaceful. It makes me feel, like... Nothing's going to bum me out right now. Warm. Joy. Joy. Calm. Sky, you don't get any of that? Warm fireplace. All right, what if he was saying, you know, singing about... Because you grew up with the money talk. What if it was a money talk guy? The money talk guy was singing White Christmas. Would you be in? Yeah, I'm dreaming of a Christmas. Stop it. 50s and 100s. And the Nasdaq is up. Skrill.
Make sure your mutual funds are in. My dad would appreciate that. Nobody has a voice like that anymore, man. That's true. That's good stuff. That is so true. Has that Michael Buble got a Christmas CD yet? He does. That would probably be pretty good. Let me type in that Michael Buble. You know that Michael Buble? See, that's the Christmas stuff that all listen to is the remakes, modern artists doing Christmas songs. That's cool. That's good, too. I don't really care for the classics. That's cool, too. You don't like the classics. Well, I didn't say I don't like them. I just don't. I've got one here. This is one of my favorite Christmas songs. It's the Christmas song, and it's Michael Buble. Oh, nice. That's pretty good. Chestnuts roosting. Oh, are you kidding me?
That's gorgeous. That's gorgeous. Awesome. I may go buy this thing. I'm not kidding. Do it. I'm not kidding. Just do it. I'm not kidding. Go. Go right now. Do it. Go. No, no, no. No, it's okay. Cool. Go. I got you, bro. Most along's drugs. Discount bin, I'm sure. Yes. What up? How can you not love this? Seconds, please. Hey, look at this. I got Kelly Clarkson, acapella, Oh, Holy Night. Oh, Holy Night. The stars are brightly shining. It is the night of our dear Savior's birth. Still, though. Not now. Not even close. Don't even come close. Get out of here, Kelly. Brought this shot. Grown. Explore the space. We hit the summit. Not quite there yet. Close now. Air's getting thin. Put that flag in my ear. There it is. Everything's going to be okay. Photographs with an instant. Think you like Christmas music or is this stuff making you sick when you hear this? I want to know what you think because...
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Can you imagine, Eddie? It's 20% probably in the United States. Can you imagine the percentage just here in San Diego? Terrible. Before we went to break, we were talking about this. The email said, hey, Mikey, I'm going out of my mind. Our office took a vote. They decided that they want to be playing Christmas music in the office until the 25th. I voted no way. I like Christmas music as much as the next guy, but every day for eight hours? No way. This started on Monday, and I think I'm about to go postal. The rest of these idiots in the office love it. I hate it. Any way you can help me out, get me out of this nightmare, P1 Doug. I said I love Christmas music. I'd be able to deal with it for eight hours, but I get it. Some people don't like it. Skye says she likes it in doses. Small doses. And only the new stuff, really. Yeah. Let's see. P1 Leonidas is on the line. Leonidas, how are you? Hey, ladies and gents. Good morning. Hey, Mikey, let me guess. When you get home, you're going to watch the movie.
Yes, anytime I hear anything about the movie 300. I really want to see that today. Love that movie. Let me just say this. That's right. Hey, I just want to tell Eddie you can get the Michael Buble over at the Target for about $10. Oh, really? Along with the other good hits like Frank Sinatra, Carrie Underwood. Neil Diamond. I got some good ones already. I got the Harry Connick. I got the Beast of Men. Dude, the Harry Connick, you can't go wrong with that one. Wait a minute. Neil Diamond has a Christmas one out? I've had it since I was... Really? So good. It's so good. Yes. Little drummer boy or chestnuts roasting on an open fire. This song for me. It's so good. Oh, dude. I love that. Let's see. Let's take a couple more calls. This is P1 anti-Christmas music. Yes, Mikey. That'd be me. What's up, dude?
I hate Christmas music thanks to all the companies I used to work for, man. Pumping up music to the PA systems. You would think maybe it would get you used to it. You would like it. You would have an appreciation for it. Oh, it got me used to it, all right. I built up an immunity to it. I hate it. Now you hate it. I hate it. Thanks, bro. Well, listen, man. You either love it or you hate it. There's usually not an in-between. P1 Cheryl, what's up? Hey, Mikey. I just wanted to say I love Christmas music. It reminds me of... being at home and it's all warm and fuzzy. And I also wanted to know if you've heard the Kenny G Christmas album. It's really good. I have not heard the Kenny G Christmas album. I highly recommend it. See, I'm not that big a fan of the whole Kenny G thing. Really? Oh. You gotta have the words. Yeah. You gotta have the words, right? That's what you're there for. You can sing to it. Alright. I'll have to look for it. Thank you. I just got a third day Christmas CD. Oh.
It's pretty good. Holy moly. It's pretty good stuff. Let's see. Mikey, your news girl is genius. I'm Sky's number one fan. I need to learn her ways of life to improve my own. Yours truly, the Grinch who stole Christmas. Whoa. I'm not the Grinch. P1 Misfit. I'm definitely not the Grinch. Do you have a heart two sizes too small? No, my heart is normal size. Shotgun and music is the title of the email. So Sky only drives 50% of the time and Shotgun picks the music. LOL. Well, do I have to... Why do I have the feeling that the other 50% of the time is when she's driving by herself? P1, really? What? What do you think about that? That's stupid. No. We were talking about when the hubby and I are in the car together. You pick the music all the time. No. Right? Let's be honest. And we'll even be, when he's sitting shotgun, it'll be on the radio and it'll go into commercials. And I'll turn to him and I'll go, hey DJ, you're slipping. So in other words, you're controlling the radio. Well, who wants to listen? Stop. Stop. Just kidding. I have a question. Yes, go ahead. What does he play that you do not like? What type of music?
There's very minimal, but sometimes he likes this electronica stuff that I'm not a huge fan of. Where do you find that on the radio? Sometimes there's some other rock stations that are late in the middle of the night or weird shows on Sunday. What are you guys doing out driving late in the middle of the night? For coming home like on a Saturday night, you know, or like on Sunday when a lot of radio stations do like special programs. They'll do like electronica stuff. Really? That he's into. Gotta be sure and hit the car when that happens, huh? Go for a drive. Yeah. This is Sky and the Hub out at 2 in the morning. No, it's not. Cruising around. Let's go, boo. Drop some X and you'll get me on the wheel. That's right. And hand me one of those candy cane necklaces. Thank you. Give me a pacifier and a glow stick. Noah. Let's rock this biz-o. But then, of course, there's stuff that I'm all about. Touch my arm, boo. Punch my arm? Touch my arm. Come on, boo. It's Christmas. Are you in the mood? It's Christmas and it's 3 a.m. Let's go drive. Thank you. That was strange. Oh, boy. Mikey Show, hello. Hello? Yes, go ahead. You're on the air.
I was just saying, Trans-Siberian Orchestra just like rocks the house in Christmas. Man, I've heard of that never. I've heard that name a million times, but couldn't tell you what it is. Oh, man, it's awesome. It's like Christmas music, but they play it all in just like rock band style, electric guitar, drums, everything. I'm surprised Gary Hoey hasn't come in yet. He'll be in on the 20th. There it is. I love that guy. I love his stuff. There it is. Yeah, Gary Hoey's got good Christmas stuff. Yeah. This guy has a list of the top 10 rap songs white people love. This has got to be good. The top 10 rap songs white people love. It's got to be, I mean. I don't know, man. Well, I'm thinking it's got to be Ice Ice Baby. Yes, Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby is number three on the list. Wow. That doesn't surprise me. Yeah, absolutely. Bust the Move, Young MC. Yes, number seven.
Is that the one about big butts or a different song? What? I got big butts and I cannot lie. No, that's Sir Mix-A-Lot. I say that one. I like big butts. I got... No, no, no. I have a really large butt and I cannot lie. No, stop it. Is that on there, Sir Mix-A-Lot? It's called Baby Got Back and that's number one on the list. Beastie Boys? Yeah, well, I wonder which one though. No. Not on the list? Humpty Dance. Number nine, Digital Underground. Oh, Can't Touch This, Hammer. No, that's a good one, but no. I'm surprised. These are the dumbest songs. I know, awful. Oh, I love them. I'm white. Stop. Do black guys think that these are cool songs? No. They don't? Absolutely not. Really? Maybe Humpty Dance, but there's no way. Parents just don't understand? Nope.
I could have been on there. You've got to get some of these. Any salt and pepper? Oh, get it, Mike. Get it, Eddie. Wow, you're so down. Give me some of that Ice Ice stuff. Two shades of water. What else was on there? Number seven, Young MC Bust a Move, you guys guessed. Bust a Move. Add the cassette of that. The Humpty Dance. The Humpty Dance. Love it. So black dudes don't dig that song? I don't think so. These are mostly the white guy ones. Oh, Tone Loke. Tone Loke on there? Really? How's the pain? Oh yeah, Jump Around. Jump Around, number two. There it is.
What are we missing? I love this music. I do, too. I do, too. I gotta admit it. I love every song on this list. So far. What are we missing? I'm so white. Did you say Salt-N-Pepa? No Salt-N-Pepa? No Salt-N-Pepa. Push it? Ooh, Naughty Bananasha. Naughty Bananasha? OPP? Hip-Hop Hooray. Oh. Number five. Oh, yeah. Guys laughing hysterically right now, pointing at their radio. It's just dancing in here. What else? I'm trying to think of when I was like, you know. 18th. There wouldn't be any N.W.A. Oh, it takes two. Best song ever. Who is that? Rob Bass, DJ. Rob Bass. Number six. Oh, yes. Best song ever. Played it at my wedding. And I danced to it. What about that? I have no idea who it is, but what about that one that goes, and you say you're just a friend. Here's Marky. You say you're just a friend. Number eight. Oh, baby, you.
at one time. Great song. That was an awesome song. You guys are just missing two. You're missing number four and number ten. Don't look not on there. That's surprising. I know. It's really weird. I have no idea. And you would think those Will Smith songs. P1 Rookie has a guess. P1 Rookie, go ahead. Nothing but a G thing. That's good. Is that on there, Sky? No. Old school enough. Yeah. You got Warren G up on there? Oh, yeah. No Warren G. California Love, Tupac. I'm DMC. No. Let's see. Let's take some phone calls. Mikey Show. Hello. Mikey Show. Mikey Show. Hello. Hey, whoop. There it is. Tag team. Back again. That's number four. What is it? Who is it? Tag team. Tag team. This guy's got a good guess. What? Thong song. Stop it. P-W-M Maddie. Criss Cross or Positive K? Positive K, I Got A Man rounds out the list at number 10. I wish that was like the top 50. Yeah, I was going to say, can't you get the top 100 going? Boston Rob will be doing Bizarre Foods with Boston Rob.
We still have tone-deaf karaoke on the way, and we still have this email from the wife who will not let her husband see her naked. Pretty strange. But when we come back, a noose and a racial slur were found at a local high school here in San Diego. I'll tell you which one, and if it's in your neighborhood, and if your kid goes to this school next. This is the Monday. I appreciate that, dude. That's very nice of you to say. The holidays are filled with such joyful music, but there's one holiday ditty that more than any other gets the sugar plums in your head dancing. I speak, of course, of the throaty rumble of a BMW. Once you hear it, you can't get it out of your head. And just imagine the majesty of a live performance at the BMW holiday wish event.
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They've elevated our roster, and they're going to be a go-to dish. Todd, fork and knife news. Could you tell us more specifically what these enchiladas bring to the table? Well, the char-grilled chicken, slow-roasted carnitas, and two-cheese enchiladas all have their own strengths. But I think the magic for each of them is in the sauce. Fire-roasted tomatoes, toasted chiles, garlic, onions, spices. It's a powerful combination. Yeah, Todd, flavor illustrated. You just used the words powerful and magic to describe the sauce. Todd, is the sauce really juice? Huh? Are these enchiladas juiced tonight? How is it possible that they're this good, Todd? They are pretty yummy, Todd. For a limited time, enchiladas are back at Rubio's Fresh Mexican Grill. Four delicious choices, two per plate. With Rubio's Fire Roasted Sauce, they're way beyond ordinary. And they're only at Rubio's. Hey, Fun Bike Center is having its first ever Dollar Day Super Sale now through Sunday. Not in 33 years has FBC stacked more motorcycles, ATVs, and off-road parts and accessories on the line for a sale like this. If you're a green machine desert freak, check it out. Kawasaki KX250 and 450F. Adrenaline juice for off-road junkies. Kawasaki stacked up front and center. Hey, come get yours this weekend at FBC's first ever Dollar Day Super Sale. Look for Fun Bike Center's Dollar Day Super Sale mailer or go print one at funbike.com. A friggin' big cycle.
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Westbound 8, that's starting to see a heavier ride as well. Slow and go from Fletcher Parkway out towards Lake Murray. And then it backs up from Waring Road Solid in towards Texas Street. You've got Northbound 15 backing up as well out of Tierra Santa from Balboa up to an accident near the 52 freeway. South 15 looking great out of Escondido. Just a minor delay in Carmel Mountain Ranch. The coaster ride, Southbound 5, still a struggle in bumper to bumper from pretty much La Costa all the way to Solana Beach. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. I didn't do it. Get me out of here. My wife puts a lot of thought into what she wears, Tom, so I need a Christmas gift that says I put a lot of thought into it.
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Wait a minute. What are you talking about? This guy really hasn't really come to this. Changing the word ham to goose. I mean, come on. By the way, nice touch with Kyle. Why didn't you just say you were long duck dong? How dare you? Dear Mr. Edison. Love us some ham. Please, Eddie, please. Bride me a free hum. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. She's freaking, she knows it. She's freaking, I like it. She grabs the yellow bottle. She likes the way it hits her lips. She gets to the bottom. It sends me on a trip. What are they doing? I don't know. It's possessed. He's called the sink. The sink? The dance. I thought you were a Macy's Day balloon. I thought you were like a puppet in Pinocchio. Yeah, it's called the Macy's Day balloon. Wow, it's all the rage. It's 8-11. Last night at the Republican CNN YouTube debates, the candidates were fighting over who was more conservative. Way to go, States! SDSU beats Loyola Marymount 78-56.
I didn't know how else to put it. Who won? No one. Who's most conservative? I want to vote for them. Who is most conservative? Welcome back. A little bit later on, I'll tell you about how one of our new salespeople is sending me forwards, and I'm embarrassed to tell them I don't like them. But that'll be for later in the show. Confront him on the air. Well, I just, you know, it's very uncomfortable. When you start getting forwards from someone new in your life. You know, you don't know how to approach it. You just, you wonder, how do I approach it? How do I let them know? Tough love it is. Tough love. There is racism apparently occurring at one of the high schools here in San Diego. And it is Rancho Bernardo High School. Wow. Yeah, and this is actually the third incident in the district in the past couple months. So, weird. Apparently there is something in the area called the Concerned Parents Alliance. And this is Darlene Willis talking about it. Cut 37. The silver lining is we can at least have an exchange of dialogue with administrators and staff and teachers and parents. Parents have to be included in these discussions. So apparently it's pretty bad. Yeah. What was found? What did they find? Apparently Madonna's a parent. Exactly.
they found a noose hanging in the Performing Arts Theater and it was accompanied with a racial slur that was written nearby. That's not nice. That is not good. No, very bad. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for us to take a journey now over the pond. Jay in promotions, your life just got harder. Every week we'll be dressing him as the whatever country we're going to. Nessie. Next time we do Scotland, it'll be a kilt. Let me get him on the phone. We do this outside because I will not allow this stuff in the studio. It's so foul. It smells bad. We're about to do Bizarre Foods with Boston Rob, and on the line is our very own Boston Rob. How are you, Rob? Yeah, I'm not too shabby right now. I'm not as terrified as the past week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before, you've been real freaked out, and what's making the difference here, buddy? Well, it looks like something I've seen before.
Well, what you're about to eat is known as haggis. And haggis is a traditional Scottish dish that somewhat resembles stuffed intestines. Well, it's more of dog food, but... There's a lot of different recipes for it, most of which have in common with the following ingredients. Sheep's heart. Sheep's liver and lungs. Minced with onion, oatmeal. spices, salt, and then they mix that with stock. Traditionally, it's boiled in the animal's stomach for approximately an hour. An English food publication once wrote that, quote, although its description is not immediately appealing, haggis has excellent nutty texture and delicious, savory flavor. Oh! I don't know about nutty texture. What do you mean you don't know about nutty texture? Didn't you hear oatmeal's in there? Oatmeal and heart. I heard liver. Two of my favorites. Two favorite flavors that go together, heart and oatmeal. Yes. You mix it right in. It's like PB&J. That's right. Because food safety laws in some countries outlaw some of the ingredients in haggis. Oh, no way. No way.
Oh, my God, no. You can put it on the board. Scott's descendants overseas have been known to engage in haggis smuggling. That's what she said? To obtain true Scottish haggis. Wow. So, Rob, describe what you're looking at outdoors because it stunk too bad to bring indoors. Yeah, it definitely stinks. I can see there's the minced onions or oatmeal. You can see something minced. in with all the other meat and if you ever have like corned beef hash or if you ever put dog food on a plate it kind of looks like that so you've cut open the intestines and this is the meaty deliciousness yes this is the i wouldn't know about the deliciousness part but the meaty part well you'll find out soon i don't think it's gonna be that bad And, well, the thing is, is, like, when it first came out here, it was warm, but now it's cold, so I don't know. Eddie, are you doing your thing? No, I really think, you know, a lot of people really swear by haggis. What?
Who swears by baggage? Scottish people. What he means by that is they swear when they're standing by. Oh, that makes more sense. I think this is going to be the easiest one yet. Oh. I am the host of a radio program, and as the host of this radio program, I realize that I need to sometimes do some things that will serve the audience. I realize that most people in the audience find this bit entertaining. Me, myself, I'm horrified by it. It's okay. You look horrified. This is the best. Every week we do this. Every week we do this, scale of 1 to 10, I enjoy it at about a 2. Yeah, you're really uncomfortable right now. Eddie, about a 12. Yeah. He loves it. I love watching him do this. He's over by the... Yeah, Eddie always gets a front row seat. This is so great. Yeah. You gotta come over here. I just saw it. I don't know about that. Oh, dude. Yeah, that stuff inside the intestines looks like dog food. That ain't right. Not cool, man. With little specks of junk in it. What do you think, Robbie? I'm starting to get a little... No. Oh, you're good. Just keep talking to me. Keep talking to me. It looks delicious. Eddie, I would eat that. You wouldn't. I think I would. You wouldn't. Rob, did you say it's supposed to be heated up? Eddie just laughed. Well, yeah, because I read about this, and I've seen it made, and usually it's served with whiskey, and it's supposed to be warm. Now it's pretty much... They warmed it up.
but that was like 10 minutes ago. You could cook it with vodka three years ago. I still wouldn't have had it. Oh, dude! He's got it on the fork right now. He's picking it up on the plastic white fork. Oh, he's shaking. Give it a smell. Smell it first. That probably wasn't a good idea. Oh, it's so... I definitely smell a little bit of oatmeal, but it... It definitely has that hearty aroma. Of heart. Of heart. Heart and liver. Sheep heart, by the way. Anytime you're ready, Eddie's playing the bagpipes. Eddie's using his headphone cord as the mouthpiece. As the mouthpiece of the bagpipes. And he's blowing into the headphone cord. Very talented. Good, Eddie. Wow. I didn't know that. All right, down the hatch. Here it goes. It's in his mouth. It's in his mouth. He's chewing. He's chewing. Uh-oh. Oh, he looks like he likes it. He's got a confused look. Yeah, that's a weird face. I thought the face was like, this might not be that bad. Now, no instant gag reflex like the other weeks. No, no, no. Even though it's hard? I would imagine this is how liver tastes a little bit. Really? You've never had liver before?
I can definitely taste that oatmeal. Is that soothing? Can you take another bite? Oh, it's real earthy. Do you like it? It's really earthy. Well, that's the blood from the heart. Okay. Let's not point that out. Well, you don't need to point that out. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. He's putting the fork back in it. White plastic fork. Oh, he's got a giant lump of it. Oh, my gosh. Right into his mouth. Why? The horror. Hardia. Hey, I'm going to say this. I might have it again. It's better than being poor. If this stuff is cheap, you know what? I mean, I don't like the pink ball that's in it. Hold on. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Hit a tough piece. What happened? Little chunk? I can't. I think he likes it. Oh, wait, his eyes are watering. Yeah, now he hits something he's not a fan of. Okay, yeah, yeah, you know how Andrew Zimmerman said, you gotta try things twice. First time it didn't really hit me, now it's not. What is it? What is it getting? What are you getting? Earthy poop? Like, I don't know what it is, like little niblets of stuff. Okay, all right, all right. So gross. Yeah, there's definitely niblets of meat.
I don't like my meat and niblet. That's what she said. Mike was here. The Mikey Show continues. Mike is a 5-3. Tonight, it's the NFC's Game of the Year when the Green Bay Packers travel to Dallas to take on the Cowboys live on NFL Network. It's America's team versus America's quarterback in a battle of division leaders. On Thursday Night Football, Ryan Gumbel and Chris Collinsworth bring you all the action, beginning at 5 Pacific. Don't miss Thursday Night Football on NFL Network. Packers, Cowboys, tonight at 5 Pacific, live on NFL Network. It's the Jeep event of a lifetime, and we're getting the word out, because for a limited time only, you can get 0% APR financing on 2008 Jeep vehicles or up to $3,000 cash allowance. Plus, get our lifetime powertrain warranty. With no mileage limits, it's the best warranty in the business, and no one else offers it. All this on our greatest lineup ever, including the new 2008 All-Jeep Liberty with available skyslider roof.
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Brought to you by Toyota Carlsbad in Car Country Carlsbad. Home of the big toy, the new 2007 Tundra truck. See it at toyotacarlsbad.com. Well, the ride is still pretty tough on some of our freeways here this morning. We've got the northbound 5 out of the South Bay. Still pretty rough here, man, out of Chula Vista. Pretty much now, it's kind of breaking up in pockets all the way to downtown, but still a very tough ride in this northbound 5 out of the South Bay this morning. This was all due to an earlier action at the 163. North 805, a better way to go out of the South Bay. You'll have a brief delay through North Park. Just a struggle, though, from Mesa College, rather, up towards Governor Drive and the Golden Triangle. West 94, staying tough because of that busy 5 freeway in the downtown. That is backed up from College Grove Way Solid all the way to the 5 freeway. Westbound 8, a better looking ride now. Just a brief delay from the 805 in towards Texas Street. And the coaster ride, South Park 5, still quite heavy out of La Costa and the Solana Beach. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Mikey Show.
Hey, Mikey. What's up? Hey, this is P1 Matt. Hey, I just want to thank you for hooking me up with Sleep Train. Went there two days ago. We got a Stearns and Foster just like you and went to Santee Sleep Train. We got the bed for a price that I can't even mention on the radio. And then they gave us all the accessories, the sheets, the really nice bed frame, the mattress cover, you name it, everything half off. You slept on it yet? No, we get it delivered tonight. Lucky. Can't wait. I love it, dude. We didn't get the exact same one you got. They showed me the one you got, but we got one of the other Sturdon and Foster's, and they're all nice. Lucky. That's awesome, dude. That makes me happy. Call me back and tell me tomorrow morning how your first night's sleep was on that sleep chain mattress. Yeah, I might have to take Friday off. I'll be feeling too rested. I'll have to go take an exercise. Or maybe we can join them. Yeah. For a nap. Is it cool if we come over and take a nap later? Let's try. Yeah, the show.
We got the California King. It's big enough for everybody. There you go. Thank you for the call. You guys having a killer time? Boons. Thank you. Sleep Train's your ticket to a better night's sleep. Folks, I'll just take a few questions, then I need to get back to the kitchen. Todd, The Daily Napkin, huge night here at Rubio's. As manager, how much of tonight's success do you attribute to putting enchiladas in the lineup? Well, I think it's obvious that the enchiladas make us stronger. They've elevated our roster, and they're going to be a go-to dish. Todd, Fork and Knife News, could you tell us more specifically what these enchiladas bring to the table? Well, the char-grilled chicken, slow-roasted carnitas, and two-cheese enchiladas all have their own strengths. But I think the magic for each of them is in the sauce. Fire roasted tomatoes, toasted chilies, garlic, onions, spices. It's a powerful combination. Yeah, Todd, flavor illustrated. You just used the words powerful and magic to describe the sauce. Todd, is the sauce really juice? Huh? Are these enchiladas juiced? How is it possible that they're this good, Todd? They are pretty yummy, Todd. For a limited time, enchiladas are back at Rubio's Fresh Mexican Grill. Four delicious choices, two per plate. With Rubio's fire roasted sauce, they're way beyond ordinary. And they're only at Rubio's.
Now back to Mikey. I love football so much. Eddie. I have a very strong sensitivity to smells. Skye. I smoked so much pot in high school those years. I blew my brain out. What do you want from me? Sean. Pet Shop Boys are one of my favorite groups. Boston Rock. I wish I was smartest so I could fight this better. And Ashley. I am a very, very twitchy person and I feel like it's because I have ADD. The Mikey Show is on. Rock 105.3. And rising up all the way to number 10, this one's going out to shot him around. It's called If Everyone Cared by Nickelback. I think that's a good song. You're going to get fired. I think it's catchy. I think it's catchy. I think this Chad Kroger's got a good voice. I mean, yeah. Sometimes the lyrics are a little stupid. No doubt about it. Welcome back. It's 829. The day after Elio won Dancing with the Stars, his fiancee announced that she called off their engagement. Sean Taylor's friend, Cardinals quarterback, Untrell Roll, says that was no burglary attempt. You know, Eddie and B-Rob are going to be doing a bowling challenge. We talked about it yesterday. Oh, it's on. It's going to be cool. It is. Yeah, it's on. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it actually is. Yeah.
I know. It is. As much as you guys say that, you know, it doesn't really add to how you guys bowl. I know you guys keep saying to each other, yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. It's on. As a matter of fact, it is, Mike. Yeah. They think it's whoever gets the last word. Oh, I know it's on. It is on. Yeah. So, it'll be next Thursday, December 6th. A week from today? What's that? A week from today? One week from today. Woo, girl! Poway Fun Bowl. 12, 941 Poway Road. It's going to be a good time. What time should we, like, are we going to do the whole broadcast out there? Yeah, apparently we're going to do the whole show from out there. Sick. That is awesome. Going to start around seven-ish. There you go. So we'll do the entire Mikey show from Poway Fun Bowl one week from today. I may do it with my eyes closed. Oh, come on. That's just cruel. That's just cruel. Should I do it on my knees to be the same height? That's got to be fair. Yeah, maybe we could duct tape the little shoes to your knees. Yeah. Mini-mini. Dwarf on bowling. You'd be shocked, man. I'll hold my own. All you do is roll a ball down like a hallway-type setting and knock over pins. A hallway-type setting. Rob has not bowled. He does not know how to bowl. Are we going to put the gutter things up for him? Is that where it blocks off the gutter? Then doesn't it just roll into the gutter next to that alley? He's the worst.
Rob. Can't be that tough. I think you should go practice before you do it. I will. I'm at the video game. Idiot. Can you please take it seriously? I don't want no excuses after this. I won the last one. Come on now. With a professional volleyball player. I had Sky and Ashley. I scored some of those points as well. Oh, man. I did. Because she set you up. But still, do you remember when you couldn't get it over the net? Oh, I got it over the net. Well, not really. That didn't happen. So can we talk about the issue of getting forwards? Talk about it. Well, the thing about it is, the thing that makes it so difficult is that the people that send forwards are good intentioned. They have all the best intentions in the world. However, I feel that there should be some, because it's 2007, we're now getting into a day and age where we need to start figuring stuff out when it comes to computers.
So I think that maybe we should adopt some sort of a philosophy with forwards where maybe you ask, are you a forward person? Or like when you send a forward, it should have a little thing on there that says, do you accept this forward? Oh, dude. And you click no, and that sends a receipt back to the forward. Right. Genius. It blocks forwards, you know, from that person. Awesome. Patent pending. There is. Sean, write up the script. Yeah, exactly. There's a listener. And her email address has something to do with the word Judy. It's in there, Judy. And she sends me these forwards all the time. And I've already got a lot of emails in that email box. And I almost never find a forward interesting or funny. Unless it comes from Eddie. Like me and Eddie will send each other forwards. every once in a while. I mean every. It's so fun. The one caveat is usually video of like somebody getting hurt. It's funny to us. Which is funny to us. You know, it's got to be something like that. Anything else is like, you know, the patriotic ones and the, you know, like somebody, you know, it's just terrible. I can't take it. Yeah, the patriotic ones are the funny jokes. The inspirational stories. I'm just, I'm,
not down. The chain emails. You don't send this to ten people. You're the worst person on the earth. But what I've done is what I did with the woman that was writing me with a Judy in her email name is I started to reply and I put I would just type in capital letters the word remove or unsubscribe. Did that help? No. Dang it. I don't think she knew. She was probably confused. Like, what does unsubscribe mean? Think about it. But I was trying to unsubscribe to the forward list. But I just got an email from a new salesperson here at Rock 105, and it's a forward. I'm like, oh no, how do you... And so it begins. Yeah, how do you very... Well, and it was tactfully. Yeah, and it was weird because when you got it, you were saying to us, hey, does this make sense? Because you see it's from a salesperson, so you think it's a work-related, legitimate email. And then as soon as it clicked that it was a forward, your face was like. Yeah, it was like, uh-oh, it's a forward. And so how do you tactfully, and I decided the most tactful way, do it on the radio. Yes, I agree. Makes it less awkward. Oh, so much less awkward. Totally. Except for when you see them the next time. Right.
And then it is a little bit awkward. Yeah, a little bit. A little. Guy went out yesterday and got herself a brand new outfit. I did. I got myself a pretty dress. Whoa. Is it for the Christmas party at Clear Channel? Well, I didn't know. Are we having a Christmas party this year? I have no idea. I'm asking what it's for. Do we ever go to that, any of us? Never. I do. Do you? Free drinks. I went last year, didn't you? She stays 45 minutes. You went last year. What are you talking about? Remember? It was in La Jolla at that hotel. Actually, I did not remember that at all. Did I go? I don't remember when. Was I wasted? No recollection. Were you wasted? What do you want from it? Duh. Like I remember that. What time? What time what? It was a fun time. Oh, fun time. So what is the dress for? Well, tonight my friend Roman Obin is having a charity event that I will be attending and I want it to look my best. How uncomfortable is that going to be with a hub? I went out and got a pretty new dress. What? What do you mean what? Is the hub going to be jealous standing there when Roman comes up and talks to you? Well, the husband won't be attending with me. I'll be bringing a girlfriend as my guest.
Is the hub in Europe and we don't know about it? No, the hub's not. Why would you bring sand to the beach, Mike? That's what I'm saying. Why would you bring sand to the beach? Wait a minute. That means why would you take something to the beach that is already at the beach? I'm not going to the beach. Eddie, I understand what you're saying. You're going to the beach. It's a black beach. One of the best beaches in the world. Well, it's one of the hottest beaches in the world. Yes. Wow, Skye. She is going to be jumping in. I'm not going to the beach. You are absolutely going to the beach. I went to a charity event. I wanted to look nice. What did you get? A pretty dress. Yes, Ashley. Are the girls showing in the dress? I don't know what you're referring to. Thank you very much. Oh my goodness. Well. What color is the dress? A pretty color. What color? Green. Blue. Nice. Brings out your eyes. Are you going to have an affair with Roman? What? No. He is a happily married man. I am a happily married woman. We just are friends. Are you bringing your happily married significant others? Well, I'm sure he is, but I'm bringing a girlfriend. You'll be so mad if he does. I'm sure you can sneak away. No.
Of course, his wife's going to be there. It's his charity event. Of course, she'll be there. Oh, her again. Oh, God. Stop it. Again with this one. Beat it already. Stop it. Why are you bringing sand to the peak? We're friends. We're just friends. Everybody chill out. Is anybody else uncomfortable? Why is this uncomfortable? Well, Skye, you never, ever go shopping or buy a new outfit for anything. You didn't even do it for your birthday or anniversaries or anything. Okay, that is true, but I wanted to... Shut up, Ashley, and anyway... Be quiet. Yes, and let's see, instant stroke, and... No, it's cocktail attire, and all of the dresses I have are like summertime dresses, and I didn't feel like it would look right to wear a summer dress in the evening during the winter to a cocktail party. So you're telling me... I had to purchase a new little something-something. So you're telling me that you had... Absolutely nothing. Couldn't think of a thing that would be appropriate. I got to see this. Oh, I agree with that. Everything I had was too appropriate. Stop it. My name's Skye. What's happening? Where did that come from? Dude. What is that? Sean, where did you get that? You're such a dick. That was her air check. From KSJO. That's her air check from KSJO? What's happening? That's gold. Where did you get that? I got to hear that again. Sean.
Play it again. My name's Sky. What's happening? What DJ says, my name is. Oh, that's awesome. One who's been on the air for two seconds. Oh, my gosh. Look at the color of Sky's face. It's mortifying to me. I can't even listen. Again. My name's Sky. What's happening? She's so red. I've never seen you this red, Sky. Sky is right now. Her face is beat. Red. My name's Sky. What's happening? Oh, my God. What's happening? What's happening? My name's Sky. What's happening? Forever. Wow. Sean, you have it forever. Wow. That is the best ever. Sean, where did you get that? Oh, my God. Where did that come from? How did you get it? I'm sure someone P1 sent it to them. Who was it? Who was it? Is that right? Space Boy. It had to be Space Boy. Hi, my name is Skye. What's happening? My name's Skye. What's happening? I gotta tell you, listen, even I feel bad for Skye right now. You can just see it in her face. Okay, well, let's hold on to that. Let's table that for later. Let's get back to the real deal here. Look at Skye. I wish we had a camera here right now. She's mortified.
Are you sure? Talk to me. I can't think of anything worse than that. Look at his face! Describe. Describe the dress. Yes! That you're wearing to the Roman obing. What's happening with the dress? What's happening with the dress? What? My name's Boston Rob and I'm wondering what's happening with the dress. Now you're done. I love that. I want that as my ringtone. Oh, I bet you do. What's your name again? My name's Skye. What's happening? That is awesome. She rips her headphones off when it plays. Why would she do that? Love you. Only if Sean doesn't play that clip right now. Well, yeah. We'll get back to it. I don't want to get off track here. I want to talk about the issue. I will not play it. I will not play it. Thank you. The dress.
That you're wearing to what? To Roman Oban's charity event this evening. Roman Oban, for those of you that don't know, is a place for the Chargers. He is a very handsome man. Yes. And it's funny. Skye actually has a picture of her and Roman together. Her good friend. Yes, we're friends. As her desktop. It's her wallpaper on her desktop. And Roman is a big fan of Skye's. Hi, this is Roman Oban, and you listen to my girl, Skye, on the Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. Ah, evidence. Anyway. Evidence. I'll be in the court papers later. I see, yes. Exhibit A. Everyone is happily married. We're just friends. Now, how did you, you know, how did this go down? Did you get an invite or something? Yeah. This is crazy. Wait, wait. You got an invite? By the way, I did not get an invite. I'm on the charges broadcast. Well, yeah, you know, because... And it was sent to you. Well, yeah, because he was on my MySpace page and noticed that I put him as one of... Wait, wait, what? Roman Ovens on your MySpace page?
Well, yeah. And your top friends. Yeah. And he noticed that I was in. So he checked your MySpace page. And then he saw that I that he was one of my top friends. And then he put a little comment on my MySpace page. You can go there and see it and says, oh, it says something like, oh, thank you so much for, you know. Am I really hearing this? My jaw's dry. And then I went to his MySpace page and I'm one of his top friends, too. Hi, this is Roman Oban. You listen to my girl Sky on The Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. And so. He sent you an invitation. Yeah, it's a charity event. It's a good cause. He does a lot of charity work. Plus, on top of that, 50% of the money raised tonight is going to go to help with wildfire recovery, which is awesome. Great cause. I was not invited. Me neither. I know you like him. I love him. Okay, wait a second. Wait a second. No. No. Let me hear it again. More. I know you'll like him. I love him. I can't breathe. I can't. I don't like him. Tell me about him. I know you'll like him. I love him. Is that right? That's awesome. Why are you sitting over? What do you think I'll think of him? I know you'll like him. I love him. That's gross. You mean
Roman Oban? I know you'll like him. I love him. Guy has gotten up. What? Taking her headphones off. This is scary. She's out of her seat. Sitting in the studio on a chair with her head back staring at the ceiling. Oh, my God. I told her I wouldn't play that one anymore. Oh, my God. What's the problem? Phone lines. P1 Gunslinger thinks that this is wrong to do to her. Gunslinger, are you there? Yes, I am. I have no idea. I have no idea what is going through this crazy woman's head. Yes. This is disgusting to me. It's almost adulterous. I mean, I'm not a little extreme, but come on. She throws away her clothes that her husband wanted to keep that were sexy, but she's going to go buy some dress that, you know, probably shows a little more than she'd show to her husband. I think you're making assumptions here, sir. Yes, these are pretty big assumptions. Can you describe the dress, please? I know you'll like them. I love them. No.
Sean broke his promise. Sean. I am shut down. I want to get to the bottom of this. Like, you know what I mean? Go ahead, Ash. He didn't break your promise, but he did play another clip, which was messed up. But I don't think that that's fair because I want to know what the dress looks like. And I don't think that has to do with Sean at all. Okay. I will continue if Sean promises to play no more clips. How about I turn Sean's thing off? No, because I don't trust you. I want Sean to promise not to play any more air check clips right now. Can you do that, Sean? Yes. Let her describe the dress. I have a question before you describe the dress. Has the hubby seen the dress? I don't think so, not unless he went into my closet this morning. Are you cool with modeling it for him before you leave? He won't be home. He'll be working. So he will not see the dress on you. No. He'll see me when I come home. Time will that be? I don't know. I don't know what time this thing wraps up at. It's just really... Listen, I do find it unusual because Skye hates doing stuff with Nia on the work night. But this is a good cause. This is a good cause. It is a good cause. It's true. It's going to go to... What is it? It goes to the victims of the wildfires. Yeah, 50%.
That's, well, you know, now I'm starting to feel bad, you know. I mean, I actually should be applauding you for doing this. Thank you. I mean, here you are, giving to the community in that beautiful dress. Thank you. Can you describe it? Yeah, it's a beautiful, like, blue kind of, I don't know if jade's the right word type of color. And then... It has a little part in the middle. What is jade? Is that green? I was thinking more jade's green. Oh, okay. Then that's the wrong word. What? Sky blue? Teal? Cobalt? Or per... Baby blue? Baby blue? See-through? Ocean blue? Eddie. Eddie! Isn't that a color? I thought he said sheer. I thought he said sheer. Cheater blue? Yeah, you've never heard of that? No, Eddie. Oh. Ocean blue? It's like that blue that's kind of a dark blue. Shady blue. It's the blue that's like. Is it a shady blue? It's like a dark blue, but it kind of borders on purple. Okay, like, you know what I mean? I don't know what that color is exactly. Is there an inappropriate blue? Like bruise blue. This is a bruise blue. Bruises. They're like purple and blue. That's weird. I get what you're saying. You're weird. Is it like bruised purple?
You know, like when someone punches you in the face. Mikey, I'm horrified at Skye's actions. I can't believe she is doing this to her husband. Doing what? Doesn't she realize how shady she is being? Skye, you need to reconsider. Regards, Brad Pitt. In a time machine before Mr. and Mrs. Smith. That's from you and Ricky. That's weird. I'm not doing anything wrong. You guys are so blowing this out of proportion. Oh, man. P1 Kevin. Kevin, are you there? Yeah, this is P1 Kevin. Go ahead. I just want to bring up an interesting point. She just spent, I don't know how much money on this evening dress, but this is coming from a woman who won't spend full price at the movie theaters to take her husband out. How much was the dress? It was very inexpensive. Five dollars? I got the dress and the purse for... The dress and the purse? And the purse! And the purse! That's amazing! Well, I don't purse! The dress and the purse were how much? How much? $35. Score. Right? Where? At, uh... Old Navy. That place in the... I don't know. All right. Charlotte Roos. Okay, you have to finish describing the dress. Charlotte Roos... They don't, like, sell conservative clothes, necessarily. I have no idea what they sell. That's where I shop. Oh, my God! You're going to dress like a...
What is your problem? Like a what, Eddie? What's the matter with you, Skye? Beautiful woman. Thank you. Young woman. Wow. Dude, Eddie, how much do you guys want to see this dress? I want to see it so bad. She's got to take a picture and bring a camera to the event. Will we be able to put it on the internet? I bet she looks great in it. Thank you. Skye, please take a picture of your dress. I will. But if we put it on the website, I don't want my accountability partner to be flagged. Oh, okay. Yeah, oh, that makes sense. I don't want him to think I was, like, looking at the wrong websites. Oh, you're such a dummy. I almost said the full word, but then I just changed it to dummy. I'm a dummy. Well said. Thank you, Forrest. He'll slip into something more comfortable, like a coma. It's Mikey. On a Rock 105.3.
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No, I don't know. You don't know where it's at? The invitation says room 229. Oh, I just got that. I don't know what font he used. It looks like handwriting. The invitation. It's not like that. And why is charity in quotes? Okay. Why is wildfire in quotes? Why is the whole thing in quotes? Weird. Wait, there's a quote before he even started writing. Why does it say, it's getting hot in here? It doesn't say any of those things. Dot, dot, dot. Why is there a stick figure of him and an arrow pointing to a pile on the floor that says clothes? Hi, this is Roman Oban, and you're listening to my girl, Sky, on the Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. Roman, if you're listening, I apologize. Ashley. Sky's a clown. The comment that Roman Oban left Sky...
Sky on her page says, wow, it's on all capitals. I'm your number one friend. That's so awesome. You're the best. I promise to come by the station soon. Wow. And I like how she does the inflection on it. Hi, this is Roman Oban, and you listen to my girl, Sky, on the Mikey Show. You're such a start reading it. Wow. Let's just go through an exercise here. The exercise is... No exercises. The exercise is called the yes or no exercise, okay? No. I say no to the yes or no exercise. Hasn't started yet. Hasn't started. So you can only answer yes or no. I hate this exercise. Skye, would you consider yourself a friend of Roman Oban? Yes. Skye, will you be attending tonight's charity event hosted by Roman Oban? Yes. Sky, are you, in fact, attracted to black men? No. You are not. Is false. That is a lie. If you were to say handsome black men, I would say yes. Oh, okay. I gotcha. I mean... I gotcha. Technicality. Well, handsome men in general, yes. Wait a second. What? We all know that at Thanksgiving, you like the dark meat. I do not. That's not true, actually.
Come on. I don't. I eat the white meat of a turkey. I do. You know what I'm saying. You fancy yourself some African American guys. I fancy myself handsome men. Particularly. I married a handsome Hispanic man. I understand. What do you want? Darker than white. Do you find Roman Oban attractive? Yes. Hi, this is Roman Oban, and you're listening to my girl, Sky, on The Mikey Show, Rock 105.3. What's wrong with, I mean, what? He's a handsome man. Like, why is everybody acting like that's crazy? It's like, Mikey, do you find Angelina Jolie attractive? Oh, my God. Oh, crazy. Mikey, are you friends with Angelina Jolie? I am not. She is not in my top five. Oh, so Mikey doesn't talk. all the time about how attractive Ashley is, and he's friends with her. So does that mean it's inappropriate? No, you're stating facts. You are correct. Thank you. However... Thank you, I win. Yes, sir. I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong. I'm just rarely wrong. Thank you, Skye. Oh, man. Hi, this is Roman Oban, and you're listening to my girl, Skye, on the Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. Skye, can you do me a favor, please? No. Yep. He's getting married. Come over here. I need you to come over here. I don't want to. Come over here. Oh, no.
If you lie, bad karma will come to you. Come over here. You have to be honest. Ew. Oh, no. I would like to know how long the dress is. Somewhere in there. Eddie, are you buying this? I can't see. I'm going to show you pictures, clown. Go over to Eddie. Like mid-leg? She has it practically down by her ankles. Show Eddie how high the skirt is, the dress is. Mid-thigh? Yeah. That's normal. I know, but I want to see visual evidence. I don't believe it. How low is the V? I believe it's lower than she is. How low is the V? I didn't say that. Really? Like, I don't know you. What? She likes to show off the girls. Yep. Are the girls showing? It's a little girlage. How low is the V? Manny button. It's a topless dress, okay? I'm wearing pasties, Mike. Is Michelle taking a camera?
I'm taking a camera. And you will have Michelle take a photograph of you. Okay, if you'd like. Oh, wow. Boy. I can't. Take a picture with Roman. I would love to. Yes. It's time for picks. It's time for Eddie's picks. The Oracle. Up against the Charger girls. Pick a win. Or maybe pick. The Chargers girls on the Mikey Show. I bet they weren't even invited. Let's ask them. No, will you? Stop it. Let's ask. Oh. That's a good point, Eddie. Let's see. Got some Charger girls coming into the studio. And Shelby. How are you ladies? Let me see. Hang on a minute. There we go. How are you guys doing? How are you doing? We're doing very well. How are you? Good. Were you listening on the radio? Did you hear what was going on there? I listen every day, but when I was in the studio, I couldn't hear what was going on.
Fill me in. Well, basically, we were talking about how Skye received an invitation in the mail. Uh-oh. From who? From Roman Oban. Oh. Roman Oban is a big fan of Skye's. Hi, this is Roman Oban, and you listen to my girl, Skye, on the Mikey Show. Rob 105.3. Understandably. Look at her computer. Skye showed the computer. Oh, I gotta see this. Yeah. The two of them are very close. They're very close. Wow. Really close. Really close. He's a nice guy. He's been into the studio and they're friends. They are friends. And so he sent her an invitation to his charity tonight and I did not receive an invitation. Eddie did not receive an invitation. Where is it? Eddie works for the Chargers. It's in Rancho Santa. I'll be there. See? I'll be there. Nice. Then you did get an invitation. I didn't get an invitation. I was... Asked to participate as a Charger Girl. Oh, I see. I guess that's kind of an invite. Because Skye received a personal invitation. Everyone, chill out. Was there a little cologne sprayed on there? No, wow. Stop it. That's right. Did you smell it? Did it smell like him? Of course she did. Can you all? We're friends. Nothing shady is going on. That's right. It smelled like his masculine hands. Please stop.
So are you going? The smell of the invitation. Powerful. Very Nubian. That's right. Stop it. I can still imagine it. Everything's on the up and up. You guys are tripping. Stop. It's time to do pics between Eddie and the Charger girls. It's week 13. Eddie, what happened last week? Oh, well, I had myself a pretty nice week. But what happened the week before that? I'm asking about last week. Yeah, were we talking about last week? Yeah, we haven't addressed the week before, though. Are we just going to forget about it? I honestly don't even remember. It was a long time ago. It was a long time ago. I don't believe that could be possible. Eddie, what happened? You did. I lost the previous week? Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah. What was the result? If you did, it was real close, like by one. Yeah, she beat you by one. I don't even remember. She called me and was like, is it up on the website? Is it up on the website? By one? And you're proud of that? It was Kylette, yeah. She wants to know what she gets for it. Caitlin, was that the deal that was by one game? Yeah. She was so excited, though. Well, don't worry about it, because this week I schooled them. Schooled them. How did it go? I think I'm trying to look on the website. I think I went like 13. Here's the totals. I went 13 and 3. Oh, my. Oh, yeah. And the girls went.
Ten and six. Not good. So season totals, I'm back up by three. All right, ladies. Let's do this. Let's pick games for this week. There's a game on tonight. Green Bay at Dallas tonight. NFL Network. Georgia Girls, who wins? Dallas wins. Eddie? I agree. I'm taking Dallas. Eddie, who do you like? Detroit at Minnesota. That's a tough game. I actually think that Detroit is going to win that game. Even though I know Adrian Peterson's probably going to play in that game, but I have a feeling Detroit's mad and they want something to prove that they think that they're a playoff team and I think they're going to win. Charger girls. We went with the Vikings. Wow, that was very confident of you, Kaylin. I'm confident. Eddie, you're taking Detroit? I'm taking Detroit. Okay. Going out on a limb. All right. Eddie, Seattle at Philadelphia. This is another difficult game to pick. I'm going to take Seattle on the road. Charger girls. Yeah, we are too. You're doing the same thing? All right, Charger girls. San Diego at Kansas City. Easy. I didn't even ask them. Eddie? I'll take San Diego as well. Eddie, the Jets at Miami. You know, this could be the game that Miami finally gets off the schneid. I'm not going to risk it, though. I will take the Jets. Yeah, we're going with the Jets. All right. Charger girls. Jacksonville at Indianapolis.
Colts. Eddie. Really? Yeah. Really. I was hoping you would take Jacksonville, but I'll take Indianapolis. All right. Eddie, the 49ers at the Carolina Panthers. What's the point of having this game? Can't they just call it off? I'm guessing that will not be one of those premier games seen all across the country. It's your boys. I know. Terrible. I'll take Carolina. We're going with San Francisco. Oh. Wow. There we go. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Eddie. Houston at Tennessee. I'm going to take Vince Young and Tennessee. Charger girls? Houston. Oh, another disagreement. This should be very interesting. You're nailing the coffin. Eddie, the Falcons at the Rams. Rams playing a lot better with Steven Jackson back in the fold. I'm taking the Rams. All right. Charger girls? We are too. All right. Charger girls, Buffalo at Washington. Where is that game? Washington. Eddie? Yeah, I think the Redskins are going to play an inspired game for Sean Taylor. I think they're going to win. Eddie, Cleveland at Arizona. This was the hardest game for me to pick. I really want to pick Arizona in this game, but I just really enjoy watching the Cleveland Browns play. I'm going to take Cleveland on the road. Charger Girls. Well, we went back and forth a couple times, too, but we ended up with Arizona. Ooh. Yep. I don't like that. Another disagreement. You shouldn't. I don't like that. Charger Girls, Denver at Oakland.
Denver. Okay. Eddie? Yeah, I'll take Denver as well. Eddie, the Giants at Chicago. This could be closer than people think, but I think the Giants are upset about the way they played last week, so I will take the Giants. Charge the girls. Chicago. Oh, man. You guys are nervous? You're nervous. Oh, so he's sweating. Oh, no. Eddie, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers at the Saints. This is another one. I don't like these games. I don't like this segment anymore. Aw. I'm going to take New Orleans. Charger girls. We went with the Saints, too. Charger girls. Cincinnati at Pittsburgh. We say Pittsburgh. Yeah, easy. Pittsburgh. And then finally, the Monday night football game is the Patriots at Baltimore. Eddie. Wow. Let me think about this one for 0.5 seconds. I'll take New England. Charger girls. Oh, yeah. Definitely New England. Yeah, we went with those Patriots. Kaylin, I thought you were looking in the newspaper to see if the answer was on there. No. I was looking at this picture of soldiers. Gotcha. One, two, three, four, five. You guys disagree on five games. Eddie's so nervous. Oh, I don't like this. Five games. That means that we cannot have a tie. Eddie took Detroit. Charger girls took Minnesota. Eddie took Carolina. Charger girls took San Francisco. Eddie took Tennessee. Charger girls took Houston. Eddie took Cleveland. Charger girls took Arizona. Eddie took the Giants. Charger girls took Chicago.
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You do it, do it, you do it, you do it. It's a Mikey show at 916. A judge has issued a preliminary injunction against 100 gang members in the San Marcos area. This is good news for Charger fans. The Chiefs Brody Croyle misses practice with a sore back. What's the deal with that humanoid robot thing in Japan? How does that thing work? This thing's cool.
Okay, so it's like this life-size female robot. They say it resembles an attractive young woman with long black hair wearing a pink sweater. And basically she's used for training for people, you know, training to be a dentist. And she can say ouch when the drill hits a nerve in her tooth. Or she can say it hurts. Or she can frown. So basically to train the people to like read facial expressions. Does she read the news? Oh, wow. Come on, it was right there. It was right there. Well, she also has sensors on her breasts that keep track if she's touched inappropriately. Have been touched inappropriately. No, I'm going to get Seth for Christmas. What's happening? Guy, what's happening? Seth, how comfortable was it putting those Cokes in the refrigerator in Ashley's studio right now? Oh, no. What? Extremely. Well, he messed up during the break. What happened? But he didn't. He didn't have a button on. It wasn't his fault. He didn't know. He didn't? No, she didn't tell him. But she got mad at him. Oh, yeah? You want to ask her about it, Eddie? No, I do not. I ain't asking. Hell no. Because she was, like, screaming at him. Oh, yeah? Why would she scream at him if he didn't do anything wrong? He's not stupid. I don't know, Sean. That's a really good question.
He did do something wrong. What did he do wrong? He didn't run traffic. I know, but... You didn't tell him to. Yes, I did. When? I went through the speaker and I said, Rick is standing by. We never heard that. None of us heard it in here. And then you went, what? And I pointed to Zeth. And I went, Zeth. Like, what are you... And Zeth was right there. And he should know, even if I don't tell him, to always be looking and having my back during breaks. He knows how busy I am. And he knows he has to have my back. Eddie, where are you going? Over here. It's such crap, dude. Like, what else are you doing, Seth? Yeah, I wasn't doing anything that entire break. I'm sorry. I don't know. I don't know. What were you doing? What were you doing? What was I doing? I had responsibilities, too. What was I doing? Are you serious? What was I doing? I was doing a million things, Seth. A million. Okay, and I wasn't doing anything. What were you doing? I had to hand out everybody's orders. Get the money right. What were you doing? I had to hand out everybody's orders. Get the money right. hook everything up for everybody, and I wasn't even done by the time traffic was going. Give me a break. I have stuff to do, too. I'm sorry. You push the button. You're in there. I'm sorry. I had stuff to do, too. You push the button, bro. I can't watch the screen and do everything I need to do and then do traffic. What's your first priority? I don't know. What's going on in the air or food? Look, I have stuff to do. I can't do everything. Fine. Absolutely. Fine. Then, if that's the case, then I will have to go in there to run traffic so you can get the food or whatever you were doing, which means...
Next break, the highlight is not going to be ready to play, which means I'm not going to be doing my full job. Because I have to run all the way in there to turn on the pot. I have a question. I have a question. All I'm saying is if dude messes up every once in a while, maybe it could go easy on him. You don't have to. I did. I didn't even say anything. Just be careful. I didn't even say anything. She didn't say anything. Can I recreate what she said? Yeah. With immunity? You're asking the wrong person. Ashley, if I recreate what you did, can I do it with immunity? Meaning that you won't stare laser beams into my eyes. If I recreate how you told Zeth. He didn't say anything. No, she told him. She let him know.
But she said she didn't say anything. No, she let him know. She didn't even say anything. She let him know. But I'm not going to tell everybody how she let him know unless I get immunity. But she's not saying I get immunity, which means I don't get immunity. Ash, can you hear me? I get immunity? Yes. Okay, she did it like this. Oh. You're dead. She did it like this. God, I'm so mad at you. Is that an exaggeration? Wait, that even made Sky laugh? How dare you not laugh out loud? Laugh out loud. It was a little harsh, Ash. It was a little harsh. A little harsh. It was a little harsh. It's clear she's angry about that whole situation that just happened. It was a small mistake. No big deal. I don't understand why you're so angry with the kid. He's still learning. Absolutely. He was busy in here doing stuff. Sure. And nobody heard you say what you said. Fine. I understand that, Eddie. Absolutely. Excuse me. Boston Rob, don't you dare do that. No. Don't you dare do that. Let me tell you something.
Hey, don't drag me into this. Excuse me. Why do you always get involved? Wait a second. I didn't do nothing. I'm serious. Listen to me. You got to hear me out. You got to hear me out. I looked into his studio. I looked into his studio, and he's got his microphone off, and he's eating. I swear. Listen. Listen. Dinner and a movie. I know that's not true. Seriously. What was he doing, Eddie? I'm telling you the truth. So I look in there, and he's eating, and he makes eye contact with me, and I just look at him. We look at each other. That's it. We make eye contact, and Rob looks at me, stops chewing, and just very frantically shakes his head. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. No. So he's staying out of it. I appreciate that a lot. We were just running with the bulls. I jumped the fence, and Mikey pulled me back in and said, nope, here they come. You're going to enjoy this. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. What am I doing? I can't believe you just said that. P1, Chris is on the line. Hey, what's up, Mikey? What's up, Chris? Hey, Ashley, I love you to death, but Zep, you know what? Good for you for speaking up. You're not waiting on that spine donor anymore. Oh, yeah, yes. Yes, yeah. Congrats, Zep. Do not hand him a tissue. Do not hand him a tissue. Oh, no. He got, like, for himself. Oh, no. Question.
Question. Eddie, Sean. No, actually, Skye. Thank you, Laura. Skye, what are you doing? I got some chicken strips over here. I've heard that. What? This time it's true or false. I will not play, thank you. Come on, one round of true or false. No. I don't want to get involved in this. I'm sure it'll be close. Okay, fine. Percentage game. This is too emotional right now. Percentage game gives you the opportunity. Emotions are running high. Percentage game gives you the opportunity to fluctuate. Yeah, you can lie. I will hear the question. Here is the percentage. I'm not promising an answer. Just give me a percentage. Percentage of chance that when Zeth is alone with Ashley the next time. You just gave me chills. Give you chills. Dude. Yeah. Seth, it's okay to say to someone, hey, listen, I understand I messed up, but you can go a little easier on me. That's fair to say. Oh, no. Ashley's shaking her head. No, it isn't. No? No, that's fine. I'm just seething right now. We can tell. Seething. You're full on seething. My palms are sweating. I don't get it. You should put that stuff on them. What happened?
That's what's happening. That kid's got nerve. Like, that's so jacked, bro. Oh, my God. He didn't say anything. He did, too, Eddie. He just said to me, well, what were you doing during the break? Sky, percentage of chance. Were you just sitting there doing nothing? I didn't say that. It's not like you don't have nothing to do. What are you doing? You're just sitting on your face. I'm just saying that I had things to do, too. I was getting them food, okay? I was busy. Shut up. Sky, percentage of chance. Did he just tell her to shut up? Yes. Ass. You are an ass. Sky, percentage of chance that Ashley will not bring this up privately. Off the air. Sky just got really irritated at me. Sky just gave me a look like, dude. Of course there's going to be further discussion about this. Percentage of chance that there will be further discussion about this. 100%. 100%. Nothing wrong with that. Percentage of chance. I'm not judging anyone. Percentage of chance that that... percentage of chance that that conversation will be done rationally. Don't take another bite. Yeah, don't take another bite of food. You can't take another bite of food. Wow, these buffalo chicken strips. Oh, come on. I mean, in the morning, you'd think that's a crazy order, but. Well, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what. The guy, he is, he is kind of a, of a beaten puppy. The other day, I'm going to give you an example. The other day, Ashley was not mad at him.
She was just telling him something through the talkback during commercial. So she hit the talkback button. She goes... Oh, my. She goes, Zeth. She wasn't mad about anything. She just wanted to get his attention. And I'm not kidding you. We all witnessed it. Zeth goes... He flinched. Like, he flinched. He flinched. Winced. Dude, I'm not... And it wasn't like fake... Like, he winced. Yeah. And all she did... Oh, my gosh. All she did was go... Zeth. Yeah. And he flinched, and it made us laugh out loud. Laugh out loud. And he instantly turned red. He was embarrassed. Look at his face! But, you know, bottom line is, he is... He's a beaten dog. He's intimidated. Can I ask a question? Oh, no. Wait a second. Let me just finish. Don't let it happen. So he's a little intimidated. And so I don't think it's any secret that Ashley, as his superior, when he messes up, she lets him know it, sometimes a little harshly. Now, it's been going on for quite a while. Seth just had a moment where he said, listen, it's okay if I mess up. I understand that you need to tell me. Maybe you don't have to get so upset with me. So he finally had it. He snapped in a moment of whatever. Regret. Frustration. Frustration. Finally, he said, geez. He's like, I'm trying. I'm new at this. I'm trying. I didn't hear you.
I'm not a dumb person. I'm a good person. I like you. I have emotions and feelings. I'm doing the best job I possibly can. I haven't been in radio. I won this job in a contest. This is my prize? If I cut, do I not bleed? So he finally had it. He blew up a little bit. And she is, in her words, Seething. Go ahead, Ash. Seth, how would you have preferred for me to handle that situation? And what can I do for you in the future so that this doesn't happen again? Why don't you tell me? Don't I normally, like, confirm when you say something through the speaker to me? Don't I normally make a gesture or something saying, yes, I heard you? Yes, I can hear you. Ash, maybe we play...
Maybe we play that every time Zeth is, like, to confirm. If and when you do, it's half-assed. No, no, no. Now, time out. I'm going to stand up for Zeth. You two made an agreement that when you told him to do something, he would give you a thumbs-up. Yeah. Did he give you a thumbs-up? And sometimes he will, like, not do it. No, that is not true. Yes, it is. Or he will do it, like, way delayed. I'm sorry. I'm getting in the middle of this. That is not true. I see him every single time you say something to him give you a thumbs-up. Okay. I will tell you what happened in this situation. He was over there, and Mikey goes, what, to me? And I point at Zeth. Wait, I wasn't all mean about it. No, no, no. I didn't know what you said. No, no, no. You just said, like, what? And I pointed to Zeth. So I think in my head, and you're right. Did he give you the thumbs up back? You know what? He did not. Okay, then it is on who? I guess it's on me. Oh, I guess then somebody owes somebody in. Yeah, Seth, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Seth. Wait, wait, wait. I really apologize. I'll make sure, I'll really try to make sure it doesn't happen again. So that's my, totally my bad. You're right, Eddie. I just, I had to get a picture of the poor guy's posture. I mean, just, he's sitting there. No, Eddie's right. You know what? I did not look for the thumbs up. I had like 800 things going on. Oh, I know it. I don't blame him. I didn't do that triple confirmation. It's like.
I said it, and then Mikey kind of went back, so I knew it was heard. I have a question. Seth was right there. I didn't look for the triple confirmation because I had 800 things going on. I have a question. So, my bad. I have a question. Yeah. Sorry. It's a tough question, but I have to ask. It's to Seth. It's a tough question, but I got to ask. Seth? Yeah, Mike. Is this what you envisioned when you got into the contest? I should have taken the thousand bucks. Seth was in a contest. To be able to get a job at the radio station. He ended up on the Mikey show. Bonus. I remember telling him about it in Shauna's office. Young kid. No, he didn't. But you could tell he was excited. I will never forget the excitement in his voice when he went... Oh, well. Wow. It didn't sound excited, but I knew that he was excited. You could tell. Yeah, I could tell that he was. And so...
The guy became a new member of the Mikey Show. Now, I got to tell you. It is a dream come true. I think he does a good job, like him personally, and enjoy having him. However, his immediate superior, Ashley. Ashley, I would like you to rate your niceness on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being not very nice, 10 being... really mean. Just in regards to Zeth? Just in regards to Zeth. How you treat him? How you treat Zeth? Like in general? No, no, no, no. I mean as his superior. I'm very tough on him. Okay, so let's do this. So, one being extraordinarily nice, ten being extraordinarily mean. I'm like an eight. And if you get me mad, I'm like a fifteen. A fifteen.
But that's, you know what, that's all I know. Like, even when I was interning and then even coming up with you guys, like, you guys have taught me to be the best and to be perfect and you have high expectations and you don't settle. Again, I hate to interrupt. Oh, no. And I don't. Don't interrupt. That's all I know. I don't mean to interrupt. Oh, no. But I'm gonna. Yes, I do. You still will make an occasional mistake. Absolutely. And we don't yell at you like that. But you used to? No. I used to. I didn't. Listen, I would do it on the air. I would do it on the air. Whenever I would mess up, are you kidding? Ashley, if you forgot to run a traffic or something like that, like something minor that Zet just did, I would not scream at you like that. No, that wouldn't be your thing. That was like Mikey or Shauna. You know what I mean? But if I ever messed up with you and you had me do a million things, if I ever messed up, of course you would get mad. Of course. I don't. I'm not disagreeing that I would get mad at you, but, man. Chicken strips. I did not treat you like you treat Zeth. No way. You would be in tears all the time. I was in tears all the time. Get out of here. Are you kidding me? You're nuts. Okay. You're nuts. All right. Okay. Get out of here. Definitely. Dude. Now, I will say this. In regards to me. When we were on the... And listeners know this. When we were on the air pre...
rehab ash i got irritated at her all the time but she's matured and now she's accountable that's what i used to get so upset about there was two things that made me upset a she wasn't accountable and b whenever i would hit her up with something she always wanted to fight about it she doesn't want to fight about it anymore now i say uh you know hey ash gotta take out the trash no i say hey ash you gotta do blah blah blah and she's like yeah okay yeah okay I get it, mate. But what is that look, Rob? I'm just watching. Okay, because it looked like there was something going on. What are your thoughts, Rob? No. I don't have thoughts. I thought you had thoughts on everything, remember? Rob has like a take on everything. Yeah, Rob, what's your take? Oh, yeah. Chones are ringing. Well, there's not a single line ringing right there. Yep, but Rob, I'm going. I gotta get these. I don't see any phone. Yep, calls on stuff. What?
Well, everybody that's been listening for any period of time, in long-time P1s, they know that Ashley has undergone a little bit of a transformation. She has gone from being the lovable ditz to the little bit of the terrifying ditz. Not a ditz. Rhymes with ditz. Terrifying? Yeah, they go together like a limerick. What? They meant was Ritz. Ash, can you hear me? So anyhow, some people have noticed Ashley is a little bit more confrontative now. I think even she would admit that. She's a little bit more confrontative now. She can be a little bit intimidating. Sometimes when she raises her voice, it's a little intimidating. Now, everybody listening that writes me the emails and says, you know, how do you guys take it? My answer to you is, well, why don't you come in here and give it a shot? It's not the easiest thing in the world.
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sheep's liver and lungs, minced with onion, oatmeal, spices. Oatmeal? Yummy. Traditionally, it's boiled in the animal's stomach for approximately an hour. He's got it on the fork right now. He's picking it up on the plastic white fork. Oh, he's got a giant lump of it. Oh my gosh, dude. Right into his mouth. If this stuff is cheap, you know what? I'm in. I think he likes it. Oh, wait. His eyes are watering. What? What is it? Earthy poop? It's like little niblets of stuff. Okay. All right. All right. So gross. There's definitely niblets of meat. I don't like my meat and niblets. That's what she said. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Getting some emails here to Mikey Show. This one says, wow, talk about Dragon Lady. I couldn't stand to work for Ash. I would cry every day. What a miserable environment she makes for Zeth. Sincerely, Leona Helmsley. He won Brent wrote that one. This one's subject is Skye and her dress. Hey, Mikey, I can't believe this thing was Skye and buying her cheater dress. It's so insensitive to her husband for shame. Yours in friendship, Bill Clinton with Monica Lewinsky pressing the send button.
That's from P1 James. All right, let's hear it. Yes. It's pretty good. This will cheers us up. I'm feeling good, man. I'm feeling sexy and I'm feeling honey baked. One and a two and a one, two, three. I can dance. I am sky. I like interpretive drive. Look at me. Can't you see? I am the drama queen. I'm not apologizing for my behavior because I was really sick. I was throwing up here. I went home. I was throwing up at home. Yeah, sell it. Early morning and I'm on the show. Mispronouncing and in the flow. And I wish we played music. And I didn't have to be having to read and speak. I had just been conversating. It's conversing. The guys are making me want to cry. Life was better when I was happy.
I don't know how I do it. Every single day. I really earn my pay. I didn't know. After we're getting out of here. I got my ham since that time of the month. I'm really sunburnt. I think I need to call mother. It's me again. Yes, again. Yes, it's me. Will you come get me? I have a sunburn. No, of course I'm being serious. And you can take me to your place. We'll look for a water bottle. We'll put urine in it and it'll cure me. But call Kaiser first. Make sure that they're aware of this. Ramsey. Get those blades moving. Don't be so slow. Oh, my goodness. I feel a headache coming on. I'm starting to hyperventilate. All right. Blowing up about the situation between Zeth and Ashley. P1 Quimby is on the line. Go ahead, Quimby. Hey, good morning. Good morning. Well, I'm calling because P1 Army, we feel really, really bad for Zeth. Really bad. So we would like to invite Zeth to our little P1 get-together.
And all drinks will be on the P1 Army. Oh, look at you, Seth. All right, there we go. Seth, then you get a DUI on the way home. Nice. Hey, if you need the ride home, we'll take care of it. We'll take care of our boy. Oh, look at that, Seth. She's mean to us, too. Look at that. Yeah. What about... Maybe. All right, thank you, Quimby. You're welcome. Look at that. It's very nice of them. P1 Janice. Hey, guys. Good morning. Good morning. I just called to say, I know Ashley was saying that you guys used to yell at her, too, and... You know, and how she used to screw up. But, I mean, she can't really compare herself to Zeb. Because, I mean, she was an alcoholic screw up back then. And Zeb pretty much just makes a couple of mistakes because he's new to it. But, hello, an alcoholic and a new guy? Not really much. Thanks, man. Does Sean have to have that gigantic smile on his face as he listens to the phone call? Maybe he should explain his feelings. He's got this grin. He's got this grin from here. What is that about, Sean? It's more like... Even from 800 miles away. Careful, Sean. It's more like shock. No, really, like the ball of that statement. Right. Well, listen, I was guilty of getting after Ashley. It's true. I was guilty of it. I got after her pretty hard. But, hey, listen, she did something about it. Definitely. Oh, yeah. Lady's right. I mean, I guess there's nothing innately wrong about what the lady said, but Ashley did something about it.
But what the lady's wondering is, hey, this guy's making simple mistakes, you know? Like, why do you have to get so mad at him for the simple mistakes? P1 Joe. Yeah, like, why doesn't it work the opposite way? In other words, if you got yelled at and you hated it, why would you not... Do it different. Instead of being so kind of sadistic in a way. Well, maybe she wants to bring the best out of him, you know? It's like boot camp. Right. Now, does that mean that he graduates to a point where he goes through boot camp and then after boot camp is over, then you don't get, you know, the drill sergeant stuff anymore? Yeah, maybe. Well, let's ask Rob. Oh. What? Yeah, Rob, what do you think? Yeah, what's going on, Rob? What's your take, buddy? Well, I was just thinking, I was trying to remember back to when we had, like, Bobby and Danny. And I was trying to think, what? I was just sitting here thinking, Bobby, Danny. Okay, yeah, I think I know who you're talking about. Remember Bobby? Yeah, oh, Bobby. Hey, Bobby. And I can't remember, but my memory doesn't serve me too well.
Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. Hi, hey, Bert. Bobby. Hey, Bert. Rob, what were you saying? Danny and Bobby. Yeah, where was I? You're saying maybe it was like Danny and Bobby. Yeah, but I don't remember Ashley lashing out as bad at them. That is true. But maybe my memories, like I get a horrible memory. I'm not kidding you. But I don't remember. I never thought of that. I don't remember her going at that much. Ash, what is that about? How come not Bobby? Like, you never screamed at Bobby. Ever. Ash! I don't remember you getting mad at Bobby, like, even once. I'm sure you did, but I never remember. No, I know she did. I definitely remember her getting mad at him, but not... That's pre-rehab. Ah, so she was like... Post-rehab is angry, actually. Is that... Ash, was that it? Because I don't remember you getting mad at Bobby. No, I don't, I don't think, I think I get mad at Bobby just like I get mad at Zeth. No way. No way. Like that, I mean, there is just, there's not even, you can't even compare the two. Yeah. I know she did get mad at Bobby and like she would scold him, but not the way she beat Zeth into submission. I remember light scoldings. Yeah. Light scoldings. So let's sign off. Yeah.
But it's a little bit different. And the guy takes the brunt of it. And he didn't do. It was really, really super comfortable when we were in commercial. It was really comfortable. We were talking to Zeth about how much he loves the job. How it's everything he figured it would be. Look at his face! OJ pleaded not guilty yesterday. Of course. Well? What am I supposed to do? Work before. Cut seven. We're here for arraignment today. Mr. Simpson, would you please stand up? Is Orenthal James Simpson your true name? Yes, Your Honor. How old are you, sir? Sixty. How far have you gone in school? Do you read, write, and understand the English language? Yes. I have a copy of an information containing the following counts. Counts one, conspiracy to commit a crime. Count two, conspiracy to commit kidnapping. Count three, conspiracy to commit robbery.
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That is what we're known as. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Why are you doing Matt Damon? Well, normally, like, somebody calls and their name is Matt, or we're talking about him in the news. I'll tell you why we're talking about Matt Damon. Okay, why, Mike? Because Lindsay Lohan's romance is on the rocks. Uh-oh. I know you'll like him. I love him. I don't know if I'm going to be able to handle it. What do you mean? Like, seriously. It's not getting easier? Mike. You're not becoming desensitized to it? Who's talking? I don't even know your name. I know you'll like him. I love him. Sky, what's happening? Oh, hey, what's up, Sky? What's happening with you? Shut up. These are clips of Sky early in her radio career when she did her own radio program for a day. Like, what, day one? Yes. Wow. How long did that last?
No, I was on for a couple of years. You were on a couple of years? Yeah. We weren't even gone a couple of years. I was on a couple of years. What was he talking about? Didn't I still do overnights? Okay, well, like two months. Like a week and a half. Well, the whole time you guys were in Dallas. We weren't gone a couple of years. Can you believe they had that girl fill in for morning drive when the show... Who was the program director that had you fill in for Morning Drive doing that? I think part of it was Gary, and then the other part was Greg. Are you serious? But, I mean, granted, those are, like, the very first. Like, I don't even know if that was actually on air. That was me, like, auditioning, like, trying to get on air. My name's Skye. What's happening? You got hired from that? Well, in the middle of the night. Still. I know. Dude, Gary put her on filling in for mornings. He's an idiot. And then I was on filling in for afternoons. I was hosting an afternoon replay show. Was it called What's Happening? It was called What's Happening. My name's Sky. What's Happening? That's weird. I guess there wasn't much talent in the Bay at that time. I love him. I know you will too. I know you'll like him. I love him. But practice. Look where I am now. The pinnacle of my career. I don't hear much difference. See? Even you know.
Eddie is mouthing to me, why would you say that? He even knows. Too far, dude. So what's up with Lindsay? What's happening? Well, so she met this dude in rehab, right? Let's go to the What's Happening Center and check in with Scott. What's happening? She met this guy in rehab. Who's a lot younger than I thought he was. For whatever reason, I thought this guy was like in his 40s. I don't know why I thought that. Well, she... allegedly hooked up with a married guy in his 40s while she was in rehab. Wasn't this 25 year old married? He was engaged. Right. So she broke up, allegedly broke up the marriage of the older guy and then met this younger guy who was engaged. He dumped his fiance. They've been together ever since. But according to, you know, the magazines and stuff, they say that him getting all the attention from being Lindsay Lohan's man is like really gone to his head. So he now goes out partying every night and she stays home because, you know, it's like too tempting. So he's already relapsed.
They don't specifically say he's drinking and drugging, but he's going out. So, I mean, come on, give me a break. And then he'll come home at the crack of dawn and then sleep all day. So in the beginning of their relationship, when she got out of rehab, you would see them all together all the time in the daytime, shopping and going to Starbucks and having lunch. And now you never see them together because he's sleeping all day long. By the way, 50 Cent is working with her on her new album. Lindsay Lohan? Yeah. Yeah, according to her father. 50 and Lindsay are friends, you know, because they're both celebrities, so they've, you know, run into each other and stuff like that in the celebrity circles, and he's going to help her with her new album. I'm Sky. That's the chocolate I'm talking about. I'm Sky, and that's what's happening. It wouldn't flow. My name's Sky. What's happening? I could never, I would never want to do an album with 50 Cent in fear, like somebody from his old lifestyle would come by and blow us away. Nah, he's got... God forbid, Mike, that ever... God forbid that ever happened to you. Don't even say those words! Mike! Say it! It worries me when you talk this way. Please, sir. You can think it, but just don't say it. Yeah. Just the very thought of losing you. Without you... Wow, there's an emptiness in my soul. Without signing this affidavit. Yeah. I meant an autograph. Autograph. I just want my children to see that...
We were friends. Best friends. Best friends. There's an emptiness in my documents folder. Fine. Yeah. You know, Mike. Uh-oh. Have you ever heard of this diving practice that they do where you hold your breath? It's called deep diving. And it's really good for the circulation. Very safe. It's so safe. With the modern advances of breath holding, it's very, very safe. Mike, have you ever had British meat? It's delicious. You ever had yourself a UK burger? Doesn't get better. Really delicious. How about a falafel from the swap meat? Why don't you go tell Ashley to jump off a bridge? Oh, dude.
Okay. No, I'm just kidding. Oh, okay. You just made my palms sweat. Even I can't have you do that one. That's a grisly death. But if you do decide you're ever going to do that to her, can you sign this document right before you go tell her that? God forbid. Yeah, God forbid. And by the way, can you teach me the drive stick? Those are nice shoes, Mike. What size do you wear? What size are those? Yeah. Just out of curiosity, are those a size four? Four. What? God forbid. Yeah, God forbid, of course. I'm sure you'll live a long, healthy life. You still got those season tickets for the Padres? Just curious. How much you weigh now? Just out of curiosity. Hey, Mike, what say you and me go base jumping, huh? You first. Just for giggles.
You know, you throw, you shoot. You ever hang glide? It's so fun, Mom. Oh, my God. It's so underrated. Oh, to see the earth. And breathe that air. Gorgeous. The view is spectacular. I hear the thrill of a lifetime is the old barrel over Niagara. That's living. But it's only for men. Get your blood pumping, you know? You know who my hero is, is that Bear Grylls. Oh, yeah. If only more of us could be like him, Mike. Let's go camping. Maybe rock climb. Really rough it. Yeah. No provisions. Yeah. Only I can't go. No safety precautions. Let's really man up. Yeah. I hear that Antarctica is beautiful this time of year. Why don't we go camping and we'll have it be, you know, no provisions. We'll just live off the land.
Except just you. Yeah. In the desert. You ever catch a rattler with your hands? You gotta be fierce. It is fun. It's what it is. It's thrilling. Yeah. Yeah. You ever put your head in an alligator's mouth? Wow. Good times. You ever go to the zoo here and just start jumping into cages with stuff? Mike, have you ever heard of this game called Human Chum? What you do is you go down to Costco and you buy a bunch of steaks and you tie them to yourself. Well, you fashion a backpack out of it. You go deep sea fishing and dive in. See what happens. Yeah. It's so fun. Yeah. Hey, Mike, speaking of bowling, you should do that on the 15. Have you ever been in a gangland shooting? Now that's living it.
Hey, Mike, you know what's fun? Racial slurs in Chula Vista. If you've never done it, it's thrilling. You've never been so alive. Oh, yeah. You gotta go down there and try it. Looks like Sean Alexander's gone back to practice. Yay! Could play versus the Eagles if you have him in your fantasy football. Don't do it. The Chargers have benched. Shane Olivier. That's pretty crazy. Because, I mean, he's been a starter for two, three years now. And Norm Turner not happy with his play. So I'm going to start Jerome Clary. Jeremy Clary. Sorry. Jeremy Clary. I've never heard of him. He's a football player. Hopefully he's good. Michigan got permission to speak to Les Miles from LSU. No, he did. He did.
Mike just said he did. I'm serious. He did. Oh, he did? He did. On that Southwest plan, Les Miles. I have to disagree with everything I say. Oh, really? That's pretty cool. Yeah, that's good. Saves you money, but it's always a catacomb. Oh, yeah. And it's a catch. There's always a catch. What the... Jessica Simpson says she regrets leaving Nick Lachey. Really? Wow. Yeah. According to Us Weekly, a friend of Jessica... Did an interview with the magazine and said that there are definitely parts of Jessica that regret breaking up with Nick now. You know, pretty much since the breakup, Nick has been in this steady relationship with Vanessa Manillo. And Jessica has been going from dude to dude and nothing's really worked out there. You know, I bet she thought that that would never last. Yeah. That Vanessa thing. Right. Of course. She's like, oh, that's just a rebound for me. You know, he'll never be able to get over me. But, yeah, and I guess, you know, late October would have been their fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yeah. How long were they married? Oh, no. Boo to that. I'm not a fan. Boo to that. What's happening? Booing that whole thing. So, were they married when they got a divorce? Two, three years? I guess so, yeah. But they were together for, like, five years before they got married. Were they really? Mm-hmm. Jake Gyllenhaal's supposed to play Joe Namath in a movie? Um. They don't really look alike, though. I don't see that. No?
Matthew Perry and Zac Efron are going to do a remake of the movie Big, the Tom Hanks movie. I don't see it a little soon. But it's weird. Didn't it just come out? Because reading the story, it says they're doing a remake of Big, but it sounds like it's opposite. Like Matthew Perry is the older guy and then ends up going back to being a kid. No, he did. Stupid. Don't even touch big. That's a classic. A bunch of kids named the celebrities that they think should be on Santa's naughty and nice list. So the naughty ones, I'm guessing, are all the ones that you would expect, right? Like Paris and Lindsay. Brittany. Brittany. Yeah. Nicole. Oprah. Well, no. Wait. Oprah's got to be number one on the naughty list. There's just two celebrities that are on the top of the naughty list, Brittany and Paris. You guys are correct. How many people are on the naughty list? According to kids. Just two? Well, this story here only lists two. How many nice? Two. What? Nice celebrity. Yeah. Tom Hanks. Kids don't know who that is. They don't. Tom Sizemore. Yeah, Tom Sizemore they know. They have the pick from the kids age 2 to 12. Tom Selleck. Two kids or two can talk? Yeah, Tom Selleck. Did they put Tom Selleck as the nice guy?
From the nice list. And this is kids making their nice list. And then the teenagers pick. Tommy Smothers. 13 to 17. Did they put Tom Smothers? Little Tommy. Yeah, Little Tommy. Ew. They put Tom Smothers and Little Tommy as his nice guys? Yes. Tom Brady. Jessica Alba. SpongeBob. Beyonce. Tommy 2 Tom. Tom Snyder. Tommy 2 Tom. Tom Snyder. They must have put Tom Snyder. Vanessa Hudgens. I had to put Tom Snyder. Thomas Dolby. Oh, yes. They put him. They put him. Tom Wolpat. Cameron Diaz. Tom Wolpat came in number two. Tom Waits. Tom Jones. Tom Bergeron. Reese Witherspoon. Tom Tom Club. Tom Petty. Zac Efron. They're both women. Both women, huh? The Who's Tommy. Serena Williams. Tommy Mosley. That's Johnny Mosley.
No, I meant Tommy, his twin brother. Tommy Chong. What about Tony Basil? Drew Barrymore. Now, who's very popular with young girls? Zac Efron. A female star popular with the young girls right now. Oh, it's Siley Myrus. Hilary Dash. Hannah Montana. Siley Myrus. Cyrus the Virus. Of course. Cyrus the Virus. Ashley Tinsdale. Okay, so that was the one picked for the younger kids. Leonard Skinner. 2 to 12. Now, the older kids... Zach Galifianakis. Was Zach Galifianakis the nicest guy? He should be. According to kids. So, teenagers made their pick, which is... Nick Nolte. Bob Newhart. He's an older celebrity. Bobby Ntharoska. Not old, but not like a kid. Oprah. Rosie. Nope. Bill Maher. Alan Alda. Ava Gota. A female. Regis Feldman.
A do-gooder. Jenny Jones. Barbara Walters. Barbara Eden. An attractive do-gooder. Colby Calle. Dick Van Dyke. Dick Van Patten. Liza Minnelli. Dick Clark. A female attractive do-gooder. Angelina Jolie. Thank you for your enthusiastic guess. No problem. You are correct. Sarah Jessica Parker. Ashley just closed her eyes and shook her head. More ammo. Don't do it, Mike. We're not going back there today. Say anything. I just made an observation. Oh, good grief. What kind of guess was that? We're on the radio. I didn't hear you guessing. Stop it. Enough. Enough already. By the way, shove it. Hey, we're all friends here. We're a family. Oh, we used to be. Your jerk face. Stop it.
Blast you. I'll get you, lady. Least expected. Slide off a piece of fat. Slide off a piece of fat. Grab a piece of fat and slide off. I forgot what it was. It's a good one, Eddie. Slide off a piece of fat. Why don't you grab a piece of fat and slide? Why don't you eat some steak while sliding? Up your nose with a rubber hand. You can slide when you're fat. Light off a boy blunder. Hey, Sean. He's not even. Sean, he's known as Budweiser. And we all know he's sleeping right now. It's not going to matter. But he's getting fatter. Wow, man. Hey, all of you.
You blunder alone. I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever your fat slide sticks to you. Sorry, I don't have your dynamic personality. We can't all be sweaty. And yell. Yeah, we can't all have a temper and sweat. Just mellow. Yeah, okay. They call me mellow, yellow. Good grief. over her face. You trailed off there. I can't hear you when you mumble. Okay, that last part. Still nothing. Yeah, what about me? Again. You think you're so tough. What? I don't know if you couldn't. What? Speak. I'm not the only one. Before you let me try. Mikey used to yell at you.
Why don't you just... Why don't I what? You know what? If you keep doing it, I swear to God, I'm gonna... What? I'd love to hear it. Come on, guys. I don't want to be here the day you finally lose it. You guys do hear that. Ashley's first. So what do you think, guys? Pretty fun show today? No. I know you'll like them. Oh, yeah. I changed my mind. Oh, man. They've been seeing cougars out in Escondido. Yeah, hot ladies. Yeah, Sean's mom. That's right. Over at TGF Fridays or what? Eddie, you got away with that one. You totally did. What? What was it? Nothing. I missed it. Sean didn't even hear it when Eddie said Sean's mom. See you guys tomorrow. Oh, come on, Sean. I didn't do it.
Screamer Minute. That was Ashley. Screamer Minute. Yeah, in South Escondido by Kit Carson Park. Here, there's been four sightings, I believe, since November the 4th. And so they give some tips what to do. Climb jumpers? What are we talking about these days? Is Kit Carson Park on, like, Woodland? No. I think that's just a park with swings and stuff. They probably take the kids down. Woodland Park? That's Woodland Park. Where's Kit Carson Park? It's past North County Fair, past the mall. Okay. Out there. But yeah, so of course, avoid walking alone. Thanks for red wine. Carry a walking stick. Make noise if you come in contact. Bought the tonics. Never approach one. Never turn your back. Never run. Look young. Pick up small kids so they don't panic and run. And obviously fight back if attacked. Wear a nice watch. On the ring finger. This is what you do to find cougars? No. To avoid them. To avoid them. Never turn your back to a big cat and run. That's what I've always heard. They think you're a toy at that point.
Yeah, they do. All right, we got to go. 570-1053 is the phone number. You can call us at the beginning and end of every show with anything you'd like. What's happening? Yeah, what's happening? My name's Skye. What's happening? Handle it. That's so good. But it's so embarrassing. Skye's got a date tonight, so we'll get thrown all in on that tonight. Yeah, I got a date with my girlfriend, Michelle. And? Michelle. Your good friend. Michelle. Roman. Oh, he's hosting an event that we're going to. I know you'll like him. I love him. You sound so sexy there. I love it so much. I know you'll like him. I love him. You should talk like that more often. Oh, I was probably so high when I did this. Okay. What? And he said it. No question. No question. Come here. I know you'll like him. I love him. Oh, wow. I love him. It's not even open. For sure. Out of your mouth. I know you're liking my lips. That is so funny. You've got to get in the mood. Oh, my gosh. To do a radio. That is so... That's so awesome. You're the best. Thanks, Ashley. Mikey Show, hello. Hi, am I a legitimate question for Sean? Go ahead.
Is he going to see Jack Black's new movie Kung Fu Panda? All right, I'm out. See you. No, Sean, don't do it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. That's a legitimate one. Wait, wait. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, I have an illegitimate question for Seth. Go ahead. All right, why is it that he's so scared? I mean, other than the intimidating look and the look of death, which nobody loves, I got to hand him that. Why are all these people scared? I can't understand you. Mikey Show, hello. Yes, I missed Cheater's Hotel yesterday. Was she cheating on him? She was not. Nope. Nope. Okay. But there were issues there. Yeah, there were definitely issues. Pardon me? There was definitely issues there, but she wasn't cheating. Okay, thanks. At least she didn't say another guy's name. Mikey Show, hello.
Hey, what's up, Mikey? What's up? Hey, you know, I know that Skye's taking this whole Roman thing seriously. You know, she picked out a nice dress. I mean, I'm sure that she's going to look out for everyone's best interest, but, Skye, you're not going to take a book to read and sit by the bar, are you? I was mean, sir. I was cruel and unusually mean. Got you back, Skye. Thank you, Rob. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. Hey, I have food for Boston Rocks for next week, maybe. Yeah, go ahead. It's from Central Africa. It's a deep-fried dish. It's called deep-fried eggs. Oh, he does love eggs. I don't think he said eggs. No. Do I hit what? No, he's fine. Oh, yeah. This is the bad, bad joke. Oh, no. Lovely and talented Missy is coming up next. She's got a little lost and found today on the Nooner. I'm so glad I'm not making eye contact with you guys. See you tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show's out late. Love you, Matt.